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18:22 <Avatar> don't care to go into examples
50:28 <Mort-> Oh gosh
51:05 * Mort- tail unfurls
11:14 * Tashes tries to  catch it
13:49 <Mort-> Hi tashes
13:52 <Mort-> I'm back
14:09 <Mort-> I had a zombie plant trying to eat me up
14:15 <Tashes> oh no
16:30 <Mort-> I failed my will save
16:43 <Mort-> On a fekking +6 mod
16:58 <Mort-> At level 2 :(
17:08 <Tashes> thats why i love dark heresy's fate point system. 
17:15 <Tashes> certain number of rerolls per session :D
17:24 <Mort-> Lolz
17:26 <Mort-> Bad roll
17:44 <Mort-> And i do have perception but ran right into a tree trap
18:01 <Mort-> I skipped the stair trap though
18:29 <Avatar> happy birthday mort
19:07 <Tashes> !!
19:08 <Tashes> seriously?
19:11 <Mort-> The good news is i managed to give the pally and rogue encouragement to use team work feats
19:47 <Mort-> Thanks avatar
19:50 * Tashes pounces on Mort and bounces all around singing the birthday song
19:51 <Tashes> i didnt knowwww!
19:55 <Mort-> I didn't think you guys would remember
20:20 <Mort-> Its 0:19 on 12 july which is my birthday :)
20:32 * Mort- makes a purring sound
20:42 <Tashes> Skype probably told him. 
20:44 <Tashes> just sayin'
21:02 <Mort-> Anyway I'm down now to 12/17 hp
21:11 <Mort-> And the place looks like a horror movie
21:36 <Mort-> Never mind. At monk 5 things will start clearing up!
21:44 <Mort-> I shall have team work feats!
22:13 <Mort-> Level 5
22:55 <Mort-> I think i managed to convince the rogue to take outflank and paired opportunist
23:10 <Mort-> He will go for gang up as well
23:17 <Mort-> So he will be considered as flanking
26:42 <Mort-> The only problem is our paladin got itchy fingered and grabbed a cutlass.
26:47 <Mort-> Now it won't let him go
30:33 <Mort-> And anything within our threat radius shall die horribly :p
30:35 <Mort-> Hopefully
31:52 <Mort-> Rogue may go butterfly sting also but i think the paladin should get the bonus
31:55 <Mort-> I can't pa
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46:03 <Mort-> Taking a bath guys
49:45 <[PFS]Boomer> We really didn't need to know that :)
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56:01 <Tashes> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/531214_4024591166441_1186820736_n.jpg
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24:02 <Hydrazine> howdy Yog.
24:13 <yogsolidis> Heya
24:20 <Hydrazine> Sup, homey?
24:34 <yogsolidis> Chillin'
25:17 <Hydrazine> did I ever tell you about my barbarian?
25:29 <yogsolidis> No :o
26:25 <Hydrazine> So my regular DM at the time comes up to me at work, we worked together, and he says, "John, I'm putting together a future d20 campaign. Start thinking up a character."
26:46 <Hydrazine> And I tell him, "I want a laser chainsaw."
27:25 <[PFS]Boomer> That'd be a bit strange if your name wasn't John?
27:40 <Hydrazine> A bit, but it is!
27:56 <yogsolidis> Uh..o.o A laser chainsaw? Go on!
28:10 <Hydrazine> So he laughs. Because its future d20 and everyone else is rocking laser rifles and blaster pistols and shit.
28:50 <Hydrazine> I think I was the only person in the entire campaign with a melee weapon.
29:34 <yogsolidis> Lol
29:54 <Hydrazine> The stats we came up with for the laser chainsaw was 3d6+2 base, crit 20x3, slashing, and bypasses 3 points of DR.
29:55 <yogsolidis> I never got a chance to play the future d20
30:20 <yogsolidis> 3d6. Damn. Better than a d20 lightsaber. Heh
32:25 <Hydrazine> With the ruleset we were using it was pretty good, but not overwhelming compared to how strong the future ranged weapons were.
33:17 <Hydrazine> So anyway, Dazbog was part of a 3 man team, and right out the start he was loads of fun just off the interaction with the party.
34:14 <Hydrazine> Both of my fellow players were future style rogue variants. One sort of a stealth and skills heavy silenced pistol ninja, the other a sniper style assassin.
34:33 <yogsolidis> They must have loved you then. ;p
34:54 <Hydrazine> So we're supposed to be sneaky sneaking into this building. From the roof.
35:03 <Hydrazine> So I break the door down and start running amok.
35:34 <Hydrazine> One of my party members is totally flippin' out, because theres alarms going off and soldiers running in and not at all the kind of mission he was looking for.
35:58 <Hydrazine> The other guy says "Hey, this is great!" and he walks off and does the mission while I chainsaw shit up.
36:26 <Hydrazine> A couple levels later Daz became a frenzy berserker. You familiar?
37:12 <yogsolidis> Sounds familiar
37:48 <yogsolidis> Does a shat ton of damage or something I believe
38:19 <yogsolidis> Wait, doesn't that mean you fly into a frenzy even if you're lightly damaged?
38:24 <yogsolidis> I think that is the one
38:58 <Hydrazine> The benefits were a +6 str frenzy, similar rules to rage, with an ac penalty and an extra attack at full bab on all full attacks.
39:31 <Hydrazine> the drawbacks include that you have to roll to NOT frenzy every time you take damage. And if all the enemies are dead, you kill whatever's left until you're done.
39:56 <[PFS]Boomer> So, who's going to join me playing Traveller5 as soon as I get my Kickstarter stuff?
40:42 <yogsolidis> Sounds rough Hydra.
40:52 <yogsolidis> Traveller5? What is that o.o
41:11 <Hydrazine> Oh, you'd think so.
41:19 <[PFS]Boomer> Have you ever heard of the game Traveller?
41:24 <Hydrazine> I'm pretty sure in 9 of 10 situations, having a frenzy berserker around is a bad idea.
41:34 <Hydrazine> I have no idea about traveller, I am listening though.
41:42 <yogsolidis> My older brother had a copy of some traveller game from a long time ago. Was it a cyberpunk game or something
41:50 <[PFS]Boomer> Far Future
41:54 <yogsolidis> Ah
41:55 <[PFS]Boomer> Space ships, etc.
41:56 <Hydrazine> But it totally worked for this party. I'd frenzy, and they would go hide in a bush until the screaming stopped.
42:02 <[PFS]Boomer> Hahahaha
42:08 <[PFS]Boomer> traveller5.net
42:17 <yogsolidis> Lol. Benefits of being a ninja: bushes are your best friends. o.o
42:46 <Hydrazine> And their stealth mods compared to my perception, meant they were pretty much safe.
42:51 <yogsolidis> Oh damn. I like the big black book shown there on the kickstarter
43:28 <Hydrazine> But yeah, hilarious game. He kicked serious ass. Frenzy zerkers also got improved power attack as class features, eventually getting up to a -1/+4 with 2 handers.
45:07 <Hydrazine> Sometime during the game I asked how loud a laser chainsaw actually is. To which we decided was a low hum. So Daz went out, talked to some pros, and had a little combustion engine bolted to the underside of it. All it did was power a big speaker, hooked up to a mic, just to make the engine sound louder.
45:37 <yogsolidis> Lol!
46:25 <Hydrazine> Just on the principle that you can't scare the literal shit out of someone with a weapon that just hums.
47:22 <yogsolidis> I kinda want a frenized zerker now. o.o
49:53 <Hydrazine> For obvious reasons it wouldn't really work in society play.
50:21 <yogsolidis> Yeah. all the players would kill you.
50:28 <yogsolidis> Outside the game. O.o
50:37 <Hydrazine> Or you'd kill them, inside the game.
50:40 <Hydrazine> Either way it wouldn't work.
52:09 <Hydrazine> I've played a bunch in future type settings. I like it, I think.
52:15 <Hydrazine> Never played traveller though.
52:36 <Hydrazine> Dragonstar was cool.
56:21 <Hydrazine> d6 based roll system, Boomer?
00:31 <[PFS]Boomer> I only ever played the original, and yes. 
00:50 <[PFS]Boomer> And you didn't get rerolls, and couldn't arrange your stats. Just flat 3d6
01:17 <[PFS]Boomer> with adjustments, your stat could be as low as 1, but never higher than 15
01:36 <[PFS]Boomer> and if you didn't like your character, too freakin' bad.
01:43 <Hydrazine> !roll 6#3d6
01:51 <[PFS]Boomer> I sure hope the new one takes care of this.
01:55 <Hydrazine> !throw 6#3d6
01:55 <diebot> Hydrazine, 6#3d6: [3d6=4,2,4] 10, [3d6=4,4,4] 12, [3d6=6,5,4] 15, [3d6=3,1,4] 8, [3d6=3,6,1] 10, [3d6=5,6,5] 16
02:08 <Hydrazine> ..You know, thats actually pretty damn good.
02:26 <[PFS]Boomer> Wait, it's 2d6
02:29 <Hydrazine> For a flat 3d6 breakdown anyway.
02:33 <[PFS]Boomer> Because you can't roll higher than 12
03:01 <[PFS]Boomer> !throw 6#2d6
03:01 <diebot> [PFS]Boomer, 6#2d6: [2d6=2,1] 3, [2d6=5,6] 11, [2d6=2,6] 8, [2d6=6,6] 12, [2d6=6,5] 11, [2d6=4,2] 6
03:14 <Hydrazine> Sounds like its either a difficult system or its just a different power curve than we're used ot.
03:20 <[PFS]Boomer> That would be designated as: 3B8CB6
03:21 <Hydrazine> Nothing's wrong with the latter.
03:32 <Hydrazine> Hex?
03:36 <[PFS]Boomer> Yup
03:45 <[PFS]Boomer> Since no ability can be raised above 15
03:50 <Hydrazine> Fair.
04:20 <Hydrazine> Did you hear me and Mek joking a while ago about reporting our HP in hex or tertiary or something unusual?
05:04 <[PFS]Boomer> Ok, you must be joking. The last stable release of Prototype js library was 2 yrs ago. No wonder it's dead.
05:28 <[PFS]Boomer> Missed that
15:25 <Hydrazine> It was about how the appearance of the HP may mislead the DM.
16:00 <Hydrazine> For example, in binary my level 3 monk has 11011 HP.
16:23 <[PFS]Boomer> Hahaha,
16:36 <Hydrazine> in hex, 1B.
16:51 <[PFS]Boomer> Or octal: 33
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20:55 <Hydrazine> lol.
21:02 <Hydrazine> Precisely the idea.
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28:04 <[PFS]Boomer> Hiya Steven 
28:12 <Steven> hey
33:00 <Steven> i think im finally all caught up on sleep
37:26 <[PFS]Boomer> Refreshed from PaizoCon?
37:36 <[PFS]Boomer> So, you going to DunDraCon in February?
37:47 <Steven> ive no clue what that is
38:10 <[PFS]Boomer> http://www.dundracon.com/
38:22 <Steven> uhhhhhhhh no
38:36 <[PFS]Boomer> (Never been there, but it's only a few miles from my apartment)
40:36 <Steven> you should go then
41:08 <[PFS]Boomer> I'm going to try. 
43:57 <Steven> doesnt look like they have any Pathfinder society organized play games though
44:47 <[PFS]Boomer> That sucks
45:10 <Steven> most of it looks like people doing homebrew/conversions from other systems
45:22 <Steven> into a pathfinder jacket
45:36 <Steven> so, if you are confident enough you could offer to do some first steps
46:40 <Steven> see what they say
47:18 <Steven> i know paizocon2012 offered free admission to those people who were GMing at some of the event slots
49:01 <[PFS]Boomer> I need a bit more experience under my belt. I've only played 2 PFS mods.
50:24 <Steven> well you have until feb to get that experience!
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59:43 <Mort-> Morning all
00:26 <Steven> morning
03:02 <[PFS]Boomer> Hi Mort
03:36 <Mort-> Ran home at midnight
03:46 <Mort-> Btw i had some fun convincing my team.
03:57 <Mort-> We shall play with team work feats!
04:33 <Mort-> Rogue is looking at outflank. Paired opportunist. And gang up
04:49 <Mort-> Ill take outflank and paired opportunist myself
05:22 <Mort-> Paladin says no feats. Will just take paired opportunist
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16:40 <mortswishytail> Oh
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16:56 <Mort-> Oh my tail
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43:11 <Hydrazine> yo
46:20 <Adrik> hiya
46:34 <Hydrazine> Whats up?
47:42 <Adrik> Not much. Just poking around.
48:38 <Adrik> Trying to get a bunch of PFS sessions in before gencon
51:18 <Mort-> Lol hi
51:37 * Mort- idlely waves at the whole bunch
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56:21 <Mort-> Ello
56:29 <Adrik> hi
56:36 <Mort-> I'm a lemur.
56:47 <Mort-> I have 4 paws and a fluffy tail!
56:55 <Adrik> That must be fun
57:03 <Mort-> I love chocolate chip cookies. Do you have any?
57:12 <Adrik> 'fraid not
57:40 * Mort- looks at adrik with a pleading expression in her enormous black eyes
57:50 <Mort-> There will be a game here in..
57:57 <Mort-> 7h
58:04 <Adrik> I know
58:07 <Mort-> But I'm working so can't play
58:31 <Adrik> I'm about to go to bed so I'll be worth a damn at that time.
58:39 <Mort-> Ok
58:49 <Mort-> Do you need any help?
58:54 <Adrik> Just finishing up the character creation process
58:56 <Mort-> Otherwise just go get some sleep
59:00 <Mort-> What you having
59:24 <Mort-> I can't play today. Ill probably quit channel at that time
59:30 <Mort-> To avoid spoilers
59:31 <Adrik> a dervish bard
59:54 <Mort-> Ah
00:04 * Mort- has yet to be a bard
00:14 <Adrik> bard/fighter probably, but at level 1 not so much
00:16 <Mort-> Ask hydra!
00:23 <Mort-> He has tons of brains!
00:38 <Adrik> His neck must get tired
11:08 <Mort-> Heh
11:38 <Mort-> Shield and light armor?
11:50 <Adrik> light armor, no shield
12:02 <Mort-> Dawnflower dervish?
12:47 <Adrik> not exactly. the bard archetype is called Dervish Dancer. It's in Ultimate Combat.
12:59 <Hydrazine> You rang?
13:22 <Hydrazine> I was eating bacon. Thats brain food, bacon.
13:38 <Hydrazine> Even on pizza.
13:44 <Adrik> Who knew?
15:50 <Mort-> He melee i think
15:58 <Mort-> He say he want fighter levels
16:08 * Mort- points at arik.
16:31 <Mort-> Me no study bard much. Me only want make bard into red dragon disciple
16:51 <Mort-> Become big and strong. Grow wings. Breathe fire.
17:05 * MekkisScreen crates mort
17:07 <Adrik> That's not fluffy
17:30 * Mort- tries to sunder crate
17:34 <Mort-> Why mek :(
18:20 <MekkisScreen> because that's what crates do
18:43 <Mort-> You didn't crate hydra :(
18:49 <Mort-> Just me :(
19:06 * MekkisScreen bottles Hydrazine 
19:13 <Hydrazine> Oh.
19:19 <Hydrazine> What sort of cap?
19:20 <Mort-> That's better
19:28 <Mort-> Ahahaha
19:39 <Hydrazine> You just wait until I evolve into a genie.
19:53 <Mort-> But he gets 3 wishes after!
19:59 <Mort-> What's there not to like
21:13 <Mort-> Ardik. High dex not so high strength?
21:29 <Adrik> Yes
21:49 <Adrik> I just need to settle on a feat path and I will be finished
22:03 <Hydrazine> Sounds like the first bit is pretty settled then.
22:16 <Adrik> Pretty much
23:19 <Mort-> Weapon finesse. Then dervish dance feat
23:26 <Mort-> Like those dex magus
24:16 <Adrik> Yes, I have finesse, just deciding on my 2nd
24:24 <Mort-> www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/combat-feats/dervish-dance-combat
24:35 <Mort-> Go for it and run around with a scimitar
24:48 <Mort-> You'll need to be qadira for faction though
24:49 <Adrik> Can't take DD until level 2, assuming I take a level of fighter at 2. Otherwise, level 3.
24:52 <Adrik> I am
25:15 <Mort-> If you dd don't bother
25:16 <Adrik> He's sort of a dervish school drop-out, though. ;)
25:23 <Mort-> Actually i think for you to dd
25:34 <Mort-> Is not good because you lose a lot of bard
25:42 <Mort-> Dd get a lot of strength
25:53 <Mort-> Different playstyle all together
26:22 <Mort-> If you went dd screw finesse and strength all the way
26:23 <Adrik> The bard is secondary. I built it as a fighter first, but didn't like the flavor I was getting from it.
26:32 <Mort-> Hm
26:43 <Adrik> The dervish feat gives you dex to damage
26:56 <Mort-> Yeah
26:57 <Hydrazine> Hm.
27:01 <Hydrazine> Piranha strike?
27:04 <Mort-> But you can't do it with strength 
27:23 <Adrik> Might do Arcane Strike
28:30 <Hydrazine> No cost on it? Thats handy.
28:50 <Mort-> Dex route i think scimitar
29:00 <Mort-> Derv dance
29:06 <Mort-> Pirhana strike
29:06 <Adrik> Might also do the extra bardic performance one. Or maybe Dodge.
29:14 <Mort-> Arcane strike
29:36 <Hydrazine> Pirahna is incorrect. It falls under power attack instead.
29:36 <Mort-> If you Derv dance you can't use a shield
29:58 <Mort-> He won't pa?
30:08 <Mort-> Or derv dance is pa
30:41 <Hydrazine> Pirahna strike is specifically 'how to get the PA effect with light weapons'
31:19 <Adrik> Scimitar isn't a light weapon, so unless Piranha Strike is usable by finessable weapons as opposed to light, that won't work
31:39 <Hydrazine> It'd be power attack then.
31:57 <Adrik> Seems so
34:19 <Hydrazine> Sounds pretty cool.
34:38 <Adrik> have to wait for PA, tho
35:03 <Hydrazine> Might not want it early on anyway, if bard.
35:51 <Adrik> I'm either going to take Dodge or extra bardic performance
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37:18 <Hydrazine> Not bad
40:17 <Adrik> Anyway, I guess I am going to type this in and upload it and then get some sleep. Thanks for your help!
40:25 <Hydrazine> No problem.
40:27 <Hydrazine> Here for you bro.
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14:05 <MekkisScreen> I need to build a new edh deck
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18:16 <Mort-> I need ant haul
18:31 <Mort-> We shall have flying halfling scouts
19:00 <Mort-> Using ride and cover to steath
19:58 <Sn0uu> ...was the first steps game always 4 am gmt -4 to 8 am gmt -4
20:01 <MekkisScreen> Mort!
20:35 <Mort-> What?
20:59 <Mort-> I'm renting fluffy to my halfling rogue buddy
21:00 <MekkisScreen> ONLY do that if you GM is a RAW-nazi
21:08 <Mort-> Why?
21:19 <Mort-> He's the rogue he should scout
21:24 <MekkisScreen> because it's mozzarella
21:28 <Mort-> So ill send him up on my roc.
21:39 <Mort-> And he likes to stealth
21:48 <Mort-> He's been hiding in any bush we see
22:00 <Mort-> And he even hid a dagger from us
22:05 <Sn0uu> @Avatar, I dont know if i read the times wrong or what, but i'm working OT till 4am (game start time) and it will take me a few minutes to get home, can you delay start time 5 to 10 mins for me? :)
22:10 <Mort-> But got caught in the act
22:22 <Mort-> Detect magic pwns sleight of hand :(
22:32 <MekkisScreen> let's play hide the dagger...
22:59 <Mort-> I tried sneaking off a pretty red haired half elf potrait for myself
23:14 <Mort-> But i said she looked really prettm
23:17 <Mort-> Pretty
23:26 <Mort-> Keepsakes you know
24:46 <MekkisScreen> Just get a lead-lined bag
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26:08 <Mort-> We were shipwrecked :(
26:33 <Mort-> And i ended up running around in studded leather some climb checks later
29:01 <MekkisScreen> did you bring your Big Book of Friendly Outsiders?
29:19 <Mort-> No money
29:24 <Mort-> 240 gp
31:24 <Mort-> And our rogue keeps disappearing when it comes to opening chests he has unlocked
31:34 <Mort-> Or gets busy fiddling his thieves tools
31:59 <MekkisScreen> Mort-: get me some Italian boosters
32:59 <Mort-> What are those
33:57 <MekkisScreen> mtg boosters.
34:00 <MekkisScreen> from italy
34:42 <Avatar> that game can't be delayed for sn0uu, there's someone else who has to be gone by 10
35:16 <MekkisScreen> I'll send some euros with your next chronicle sheet
35:18 <Mort-> They jurt called mtg boosters?
35:22 <Mort-> No name?
35:38 <MekkisScreen> I don't care that much about the set
35:54 <Mort-> Are they in italian?
36:04 <MekkisScreen> yes
36:06 <Mort-> Any screen shots of them?
36:20 <MekkisScreen> I'll find some
36:25 <Mort-> Don't speak language so i guess i get to show store owners those
36:34 <Mort-> If we pass by one of those stalks
36:37 <Mort-> Stalls
36:56 <Mort-> I can't wait to get back to my party in local game
37:04 <MekkisScreen> which city?
37:04 <Mort-> Want to make level 5 :p
37:14 <Mort-> Venice
37:17 <Mort-> milan
42:39 <Mort-> And i keep losing my dice yesterday
57:07 <Tashes> hey
57:08 <Tashes> i got a job
57:10 * Tashes dances
00:53 <Mort-> Congrats
01:07 * Mort- hugs tashes
03:30 <Tashes> HAPPPY MORT DAY ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR BIRTHDAY
03:57 <Tashes> http://0.tqn.com/d/magic/1/0/i/Q/flower12.jpg
04:00 <Tashes> i brought you something!
04:22 <Mort-> Nothing significant about my birthday
04:54 <Mort-> Thx for flowers though
05:20 <Tashes> birthdays are great occasions to be exciteable :(
05:27 * Tashes gives Mort- coffee
05:32 <Mort-> Lol
05:33 <Tashes> mebbe that'll help
05:45 <Mort-> I slept at 1 am last night
06:01 <Mort-> And my boss isn't happy with what i did this mornidg
06:09 <Mort-> So i don't feel excitable
06:54 <Mort-> Yesterday the printer ran out of toner but the stall was closed
07:08 <Mort-> So last night i informed her about it
07:45 <Mort-> And said i would call them this mornidg and hopefully pick up toner from stall before got to work
08:38 <Mort-> So she said it would be pretty unlikely that the stall would entertain me but i thought why the hell not try
09:13 <Mort-> So this morning i called. And textdd her i did it. After i did it
09:35 <Mort-> And picked up the toner before i got to work
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10:13 <Mort-> Turns out she also ordered the toner from the stall
10:21 <Mort-> So it was a duplication
10:34 <Sn0uu> @Avatar, nevamind, I got it modified, I'll be here on time lol
10:37 <Mort-> And she got angry about that.
11:07 <Mort-> Good luck guys i have a lot of things on these few days
11:39 <Tashes> bish. 
11:46 <Hydrazine> http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f220/ookichinpoko/DSC02841.jpg
11:51 * Tashes silencesc Mort-'s boss 
11:59 * Tashes gives out cupcakes
12:23 <Mort-> Aw she's fuzzy
12:30 <Tashes> puppy :3
12:39 <Hydrazine> Not as fuzzy as she used to be. Shes doing lots of growing.
12:43 <Mort-> No good deed ever goes unrewarded
12:44 <Hydrazine> But her tail is still curly.
12:52 <Mort-> Haha
13:32 <Mort-> Oh wait. The saying should be no good deed ever goes unpunished
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13:43 <Mort-> Anyway I'm getting all excited about my local game
15:27 <Mort-> Everyone's mouth fell out when they saw to the detail i planned
15:27 <Mort-> They were like wow i didn't put that much thought into it
15:58 <Mort-> I was like. I had a whole week and tons of help (quote channel) on it
16:37 <Brunius> So they're all gonna come in here and play some sweet PFS
16:42 <Brunius> Is that what you're saying
18:11 <Mort-> No
18:16 <Mort-> Its all local
18:26 <Mort-> We shall abuse team work feats!
18:49 <Mort-> They spend their weekends doing 40 k in the gameshop
19:03 <Mort-> Which I'm not too interested in
19:06 <Brunius> Are they all dirty space marine players
19:10 <Mort-> So its weekday pfs ftw.
19:13 * Brunius growls
19:20 <Mort-> Our rogue looks like a rogue
19:30 <Mort-> Skinny lanky guy with specs.
19:54 <Mort-> The pally is a round plump guy though
20:39 * Mort- is excited and her tail twitches
20:50 <Mort-> Can't wait till i get back from italy
21:43 <Mort-> 6 feats the rogue has by 6
22:01 <Mort-> He probably has two weapon fighting and weapon finesse
22:53 <Mort-> So level 3 combat expertise. 4- paired opportunist. 5- gang up. 6-outflank
23:41 <Mort-> My level 3 will be improved unarmed,snake style, vicious stomp
24:44 <Mort-> Lv 4- maybe switch inquis for paired opportunist
27:23 <Mort-> Oh wait. He needs combat reflexes
27:28 <Mort-> Oops
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41:21 <Mort-> Ok this is so wrong
41:57 <Mort-> What happens when a halfling rides on a half orc. Who rides on a roc
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07:02 <MekkisScreen> Mort-: your DM kills you
07:13 <Mort-> Lol
07:31 <Mort-> Ill rent my roc to my halfling buddy
07:37 <MekkisScreen> you know the good thing about rocs?
07:51 <MekkisScreen> they can sleep at 1000ft
07:52 <Mort-> And take him back when roc is big enough for me
07:56 <Mort-> Lol?
08:09 <Mort-> Where in bestiary said that
08:20 <MekkisScreen> under the entry for roc
08:46 <Mort-> Man it means i can have a night of uninterrupted sleep?
08:56 <Mort-> Just send my roc to dreamland!
10:13 <Mort-> And if we talk combat tactics in a language the creatures don't understand they can't hear our tactics?
20:30 <Brunius> Ballig: You must do this
20:33 <Brunius> http://i.imgur.com/kUALK.jpg
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28:30 <MekkisScreen> ,crappy keyboard
28:37 <MekkisScreen> really shit
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35:08 <mortswishytail> Just do flying scout
35:25 <mortswishytail> Screw travelling we have roc express!
41:59 * mortswishytail grows horns
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49:22 * Steven got himself a TPK tonight
55:06 <Brunius> :(
55:25 <Brunius> You seem to get more TPKs than us
56:53 <Steven> 3 people all level 3, chose to play up
57:18 <Steven> one person chose not to raise dead because the people ate him
57:49 <Steven> the other person decided to retreive his body as the baddies strung him up on a wall to witness their feasting
59:12 <Steven> the third person was killed by worgs
59:42 <Brunius> I think we've learned our lesson about playing up here
59:49 <Steven> exactly
00:05 <Steven> you dont play up when there are only 3 people
00:09 <mortswishytail> I think i played up the last time too
00:20 <mortswishytail> I was only 2 :(
00:20 <Steven> ive played up a lot of times
00:30 <mortswishytail> Followed level 3s around
00:45 <mortswishytail> Then xyn at 3 did 4-5 for tier
01:03 <mortswishytail> Oh btw Steven. We are going to abuse team work feats
01:31 <mortswishytail> Xyn uptiered twice. Kalara too
01:45 <mortswishytail> Mort -> lost track
01:51 <Steven> but they ended up getting 1 exp, 1 prestige
01:53 <mortswishytail> The rest didn't
01:54 <Steven> and 330gold
02:27 <mortswishytail> We nearly uptiered Black waters
02:33 <mortswishytail> I think a good thing we didn't
02:34 <Steven> yay teamwork feats
02:47 <Steven> i should let you know, ive got an evil plan in the works with my friends walter and melissa
02:53 <mortswishytail> Oh dear
03:00 <Steven> we all 3 got fetchling boons at paizocon
03:10 <mortswishytail> We have an evil plan that will bear frution at level 5
03:12 <Steven> we are making team Shadow
03:18 <mortswishytail> Heh
03:32 <mortswishytail> Home game
03:40 <mortswishytail> Got pally. Rogue and me
03:50 <mortswishytail> We are all getting paired opportunist
04:02 <Steven> so, the plan is one person will be lorewarden/shadow dancer, one person sniper rogue, one person cleric
04:03 <mortswishytail> Rogue and i will get outflank
04:07 <mortswishytail> Lol
04:20 <mortswishytail> I planned for full melee team work feat abuse
04:39 <Steven> we are all going to take the feats that allow us to see in deeper darkness
04:59 <mortswishytail> Moon light stalker?
05:03 <mortswishytail> Go for it!
06:03 <Steven> we are going to cast silence and deeper darkness on an arrow, it gets fired into a group of mobs, the cleric DDoors us into combat, and i take a full attack on whatever is nearby
06:13 <mortswishytail> Lol
06:16 <Steven> butterfly stinging
06:23 <Steven> passing crits to my shadow
06:27 <Steven> for 2d6 str damage
06:38 <mortswishytail> Ah
06:41 <Steven> *fap fap fap*
07:06 <mortswishytail> Nah
07:27 <mortswishytail> For us we just wanted to play with paired opportunisti
07:32 <mortswishytail> Outflank
07:40 <mortswishytail> And gang up
07:47 <mortswishytail> Rogue will be permanently flanking
08:07 <mortswishytail> Any aoos made will be with flanking too
08:25 <mortswishytail> With luck i can generate 2-3 aoos per round
09:06 <mortswishytail> I'm the aoo generator
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14:02 <Mort-> Hm
14:24 <Mort-> I would miss passing my animal companion to my rogue buddy though
14:32 <Mort-> Might be better in his hands
14:37 <Mort-> :(
17:51 <Steven> alright, back
18:00 <Steven> so what happened with your homebrew? did you play it yet?
20:59 <Mort-> We had fun yesterday night
21:07 <Mort-> It will take till level 5
21:17 <Mort-> Before our  team work feats come in
21:29 <Mort-> Fell off a cliff with the highest climb mod
21:56 <Mort-> Got facinated by a plant with a +5 will save
23:00 <Steven> what gotcha?
26:45 <Mort-> Nothing really
27:04 <Mort-> Just get to get inglamorourly hauled out
27:26 <Mort-> And yeah i spotted the stair trap with e +7 perception
28:26 <Mort-> But got smacked against a tree on another trap
28:57 <Mort-> There's nothing wrong with +7 perception imo.
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19:52 <MekkisScreen> oh no
20:09 <Brunius> The sachiru have found you?
20:22 Adrik ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
21:08 <Adrik> I am a crazy person
21:21 <Hydrazine> We know
23:09 <Adrik> Oh, well that's okay then.
23:14 <kapow> lol brun XP
23:54 <kapow> so long since i've heard that
25:29 <Brunius> Yes, I am running XP.
25:49 <MekkisScreen> it could be worse
25:53 <MekkisScreen> he could be running vista
25:55 <MekkisScreen> or a mac
26:13 <Adrik> The font of this client is making me irrationally annoyed. Therefore, I am randomly clicking on thing in an angry manner on the off chance I'll stumble across some sort of setting that will address that.
26:25 <Brunius> Sounds good
26:49 <Adrik> The coffee cannot brew fast enough.
27:02 <Adrik> So, hi!
27:10 <Adrik> Nice to meet you, etc.
27:18 <Brunius> likewise
27:46 * Mort- holds out paw
27:49 <Mort-> Got cookies?
27:54 <Adrik> Still no.
27:54 <Mort-> Sorry but i can't play
28:02 <Mort-> Technically at work so...
28:06 * kapow looks at Mort- with a grin and a bag of cookies
28:06 * Steven hides his cookies
28:22 * Mort- refuses to get near kapow
28:23 <MekkisScreen> Adrik: espresso is your friend
28:39 kapow is now known as Peter
28:41 * Peter looks at Mort- with a grin and a bag of cookies
28:48 <Mort-> "Begone foul spawn of darkness!"
28:51 <Adrik> I knew I should have bought one of those machines
28:55 MekkisScreen is now known as Itzamna
29:12 * Itzamna looks at Peter...
29:13 <Mort-> "Ill not fall for the same trick twice!"
29:23 <Itzamna> !reincarnate wonder
29:25 <diebot> Itzamna, Roll: 23:  Learn target's surface thoughts as Detect Thoughts (no save)
29:27 <Peter> "But Houndi!!!!! I MUST HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!!"
29:38 * Peter chases after Mort-
29:48 <Adrik> So, if I pop out to the coffee shop and get back in, say, 15 minutes.. will that hold things up?
29:58 <Itzamna> "Quick, into this crate!"
30:02 <Mort-> No game not start
30:16 * Mort- casts invisibility and runs off
30:27 <Itzamna> "She's hiding in the crate!"
30:30 <Adrik> Excellent. Back in a few.
30:39 * Peter intimidates Mort
30:43 <Peter> !roll 1d20+8
30:44 <dicebot> Peter, 1d20+8: [1d20=6] 14
30:45 <Itzamna> inside the crate?
31:03 Steven is now known as Ausk
31:08 <Ausk> no no no!
31:11 <Ausk> you intimidate like this!
31:13 Peter is now known as kapow
31:16 <Adrik> If y'all want to borrow my clipper to shave Mort bare, I left them over there.
31:20 <Adrik> clippers that is
31:31 * kapow turns into a black dragon and eats mort whole
31:37 <Ausk> !roll 1d20+40 Intimidation
31:38 <dicebot> Ausk, Intimidation: [1d20=7] 47
31:39 * Itzamna points the rod at kapow again
31:44 <Itzamna> !reincarnate wonder
31:44 <diebot> Itzamna, Roll: 97:  Wielder (50% chance) or target (50% chance) turns permanently blue green or purple (no save).
31:56 <Itzamna> !throw Itzamna kapow 
31:59 <Mort-> You don't see invis
32:04 <Itzamna> !rng Itzamna kapow 
32:05 <diebot> Itzamna, kapow
32:11 <Mort-> You shouldn't be allowed to gobble me up
32:13 <Itzamna> !rng green blue purple
32:13 <diebot> Itzamna, blue
32:24 <kapow> make your will save from frightful presence
32:27 <Itzamna> don't worry, kapow's blue now!
32:32 <kapow> and I gobble up the screaming Mort
32:43 <Itzamna> anyway, the mort is hiding in the crate
32:44 * kapow feels like a pretty dragon
32:51 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+5 will
32:52 <diebot> Mort-, will: [1d20=6] 11
33:00 * Ausk casts Litency of Escape on mort after she is int he dragons mouth
33:02 <Mort-> Fked up :d
33:04 * kapow gobbles up the screams of terror
33:17 <Ausk> Mort you are now 10feet outside of the dragons mouth
33:24 <Itzamna> why don't you look in the crate for Mort?
33:31 * Mort- runs off
33:46 <kapow> who runs from a dragon really?
33:55 <Mort-> I'm a mur.
34:01 * kapow flaps his wings and flies to infront of mort and opens his mouth for her to run into
34:01 <Mort-> That's all i can do :(
34:11 <Mort-> This place is really getting very scary
34:16 * Ausk intimidates kapow
34:31 <Ausk> !roll 1d20+40 Intimidation
34:32 <dicebot> Ausk, Intimidation: [1d20=19] 59
34:34 <kapow> will check for frightful presence first
34:36 * Mort- runs into itzamnas crate
34:39 <Mort-> He has tons
35:18 <Ausk> what kind of dragon are you?
35:33 <Avatar> what are you guys doing
35:34 <Mort-> Black
35:39 <Mort-> Already said
35:48 <Mort-> Everyone is playing catch the mur
35:50 <kapow> black
35:53 <Mort-> So scary.
35:55 <Ausk> BWAHAHAHAHAHAH ive killed so many black dragons its not even funny
36:15 <Avatar> we're starting a game soon
36:18 <kapow> I'm a cross dressing dragon aparently
36:25 <kapow> we know we're messing around out of bordem
37:15 <Avatar> what happened to wyrd
37:29 <Ausk> !throw 1d20+12
37:30 <diebot> Ausk, 1d20+12: [1d20=4] 16
37:46 <Alfwyn> oh, hi Avatar, this will be my first online game (combat assistant and such) ...
37:58 <Itzamna> he's a black dragon. Coloured blue permanently
38:04 <Alfwyn> where would one connect the CA to, to do some testing?
38:07 <Avatar> good show
38:16 <Ausk> mmmmmmmmmmmmm blue black dragon... the color of a bruise
38:25 <Avatar> there's nothing to test, just close the connect window if you want to play around with it
38:29 <Mort-> Hi alfwyn
38:31 <Avatar> GM controls the grid
38:35 <Mort-> Its scary here
38:39 <Avatar> you can fill in the sidebar if you want
38:44 <Mort-> They are abusing murs
39:00 <Avatar> you're not a lemur
39:21 Ausk is now known as Steven
39:29 <Steven> alright, im going to start building my team avatar character
39:34 <Adrik> Alright. Apparently those bastards decided they could shift their hours and close from 2am to 5am every night. Selfish jerks.
39:37 <Itzamna> "Kapow, the lemure's stuck in this crate... why not go in after her?
39:39 <Itzamna> "
40:03 <Avatar> what does that mean
40:09 <Mort-> I'm a lemur!
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40:18 <Avatar> you're a human
40:22 <Adrik> It means no espresso!
40:24 <Mort-> Not a lemure
40:24 dicebot has quit (EOF from client)
40:28 <Avatar> ouch
40:29 * Mort- wails
40:53 <Mort-> How many times do i have to tell you I'm a lemur
41:10 <Adrik> At least one more, apparently.
41:15 <Avatar> you can tell me as many times as you want, doesn't change the fact that you're not
41:50 <Itzamna> !reincarnate wondwe
41:53 <Itzamna> !reincarnate wonder
41:53 <diebot> Itzamna, Roll: 16:  Gust of wind but at windstorm force (Fortitude DC 14 negates).
42:09 <Adrik> Unless you're a genetically-engineered super lemur, you probably couldn't be using IRC.
42:53 <Itzamna> you put a lot of faith in GM
43:44 <Itzamna> what's Ballig running this Saturday?
43:59 <Avatar> have you forgotten how the site works mekkis
44:13 <Adrik> So, what all do I need to do to get ready for this shindig?
44:21 <Avatar> a character, skype and CA
44:25 <Mort-> Check your armor
44:29 <Avatar> or we can use google+ if you guys are on it
44:33 <Mort-> Fitted properly?
44:34 <Hydrazine> and a partridge in a pear treeeeee.
44:35 <Adrik> I've got skype
44:41 <Mort-> Wow hydra!
44:44 <Avatar> what's your username
44:45 <Mort-> You're around!
44:49 <Hydrazine> ...Kinda?
44:54 <Adrik> adrik.brodskyr
44:55 <Hydrazine> I should be sleeping.
44:56 <Itzamna> Don't give him your USERNAME!
44:59 <Adrik> I have to get it running tho
45:03 <Adrik> too late
45:03 * Mort- bounces happily around hydrazine
45:05 <Itzamna> or <clickety click>
45:09 <Mort-> Save me please..
45:11 Itzamna is now known as MekkisScreen
45:15 <Hydrazine> I'm considering attempting to stay and try to do some bad guy killing.
45:23 <MekkisScreen> yeah
45:24 <Hydrazine> Man, I had a wicked teemo game a little while ago..
45:24 <Mort-> I have so many people chasing me
45:29 <MekkisScreen> kill the paracountess
45:33 <Hydrazine> Hows the table now?
45:39 <Avatar> Mekkis: no spoilers
45:42 <Mort-> I'm not playing
45:48 <kapow> i eat teemo's for breakfast
45:48 <Avatar> jump in if you want
45:50 <Mort-> Obviously I'm at work :(
45:57 <MekkisScreen> and the dragon
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46:12 <MekkisScreen> and the evil synthesists!
46:13 <Mort-> Ill get out of channel once you guys start
46:34 <Mort-> Don't want a ghost mur following you around do you?
46:36 <Hydrazine> well, it was teemo-shen vs teemo-kennen.
46:41 <Hydrazine> so we destroyed them.
46:43 <MekkisScreen> how can I spoil it? I haven't played FS1!
46:45 <Mort-> Lol
46:48 <Mort-> Me
46:50 <Mort-> Its me
46:56 <Mort-> And i bet you gmed it
47:07 <Hydrazine> Tash plays a wicked shen.
47:09 <Mort-> Synthesists are not evil
47:12 <Mort-> Nor oped.
47:17 <Mort-> Let me say again.
47:25 <Adrik> good god, I can't correctly type my skype password to save my life
47:30 <Mort-> They are mortal like anyone else
48:02 <Mort-> I'm not rolling any new characters for a long while
48:04 <Mort-> I think
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48:32 <Avatar> Sn0uu
48:39 <Avatar> tell me your character's name isn't Sn0uu
48:56 <Sn0uu> hey
48:58 <Hydrazine> Its not.
49:02 <Sn0uu> ...
49:06 <Sn0uu> can't do that :)
49:10 <Avatar> I'm looking at http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=464
49:16 <Avatar> is your character ready
49:28 <Avatar> or are you going with a pregen
50:16 <Sn0uu> not sure
50:49 <Avatar> okay go with a pregen for now
51:15 <Avatar> do you want a ranger
51:30 <Sn0uu> yes
51:32 <Sn0uu> plz
51:50 <Sn0uu> I kinda have him made
51:51 <Hydrazine> gunslinger!
53:29 <Avatar> what's your skype uesrname
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56:34 <CanadianSnow> hey
56:39 <Avatar> what's your skype uesrname
56:57 <CanadianSnow> im not telling :p
57:02 Sn0uu has quit (Connection closed)
57:06 <Avatar> then you're not playing
57:36 CanadianSnow is now known as Sn0uu
58:12 Sn0uu is now known as sn0uu
58:25 sn0uu is now known as Sn0uu
58:31 <Sn0uu> weird
58:36 <Sn0uu> awwwwww boo
58:53 <Sn0uu> hold on (again)
59:05 kapow is now known as Paul
59:18 <Avatar> Alfwyn: I need yours too
59:36 <Alfwyn> oh, we need skype?
59:42 <Avatar> yeah
59:48 <Sn0uu> its isn0uu
00:02 <Sn0uu> or I Sn0uu
00:26 <Alfwyn> oops sorry, no skype here
00:41 <Avatar> can you download it
00:50 <Alfwyn> well, no microphone ...
00:58 <Avatar> you need to be able to listen at least
01:05 <Avatar> we use chat + skype
01:31 <Alfwyn> lemme try to download/install it
01:52 <Avatar> we've gotta be quick guys, Adrik needs to be gone by 10
01:54 <Sn0uu> WTF, why is League of Legends down?
02:14 <Paul> patch night sn0uu
02:25 <Sn0uu> >_< how long does that usually take? 
02:30 <Sn0uu> and thanks for info
02:31 <Avatar> were you planning on playing league of legends and pathfinder at the same time
02:34 <Adrik> I can push it 15 or 20 minutes past that if I get ready for work while we are wrapping up
02:49 <Sn0uu> lol no
03:19 <Avatar> can all of you pm me with PFS number
03:19 <Brunius> FS1 in four hours? That's not gonna end well
03:22 <Sn0uu> i was on my other skype and a friend wanted to talk, i said i need to logout and then i said "i'll sign into league so we can talk there"
03:38 <Sn0uu> why not brunius?
03:39 <Avatar> Brunius: it's a short scenario
03:52 <Brunius> That's what you say now
04:09 <Sn0uu> it would depend on people obv.
05:03 <Mort-> I want to be back in my home brew
05:11 * Mort- sniffs
05:20 <Mort-> But I'm leaving on a jet plane
05:28 <Mort-> Don't know when ill be back again
05:34 * Paul sets upon Mort- with his hands of tickling +1
05:35 <Avatar> 124.170.61.133
05:41 <Avatar> that's the IP for CA if you want to connect now
05:46 <Mort-> Paul?
05:53 <Mort-> Big meow?
05:58 <Avatar> is anyone on skype
06:15 <Paul>  iam
06:17 <Adrik> I'm logged in
06:20 <Alfwyn> installing now, username will be Alfwyn it seems
06:28 <Sn0uu> PS does this work? : https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/pub?key=0AshfEc-IrAkidDJkaEx0ZFFCR0ZjQWJUeE9ET3RhZlE&output=html
06:36 <Mort-> I don't think you feel right
06:37 <Paul> HAPPY BIRTHDAY MORT!!!!!
06:44 <Mort-> Oh
06:51 <Mort-> You remembered...
06:57 <Mort-> Ok quiz time
06:57 <Sn0uu> for CA? CA what?
06:58 <Adrik> Aww
06:58 <Sn0uu> what?
07:10 <Mort-> Paul. What classes are sian
07:12 <Adrik> California? Canada?
07:14 <Mort-> And archtype
07:18 <Avatar> Sn0uu: are you serious?
07:28 <Avatar> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/DevCA-2.2.95.zip
07:30 <Sn0uu> yeah, whats CA?
07:44 <Sn0uu> oh, combat assist
07:46 <Sn0uu> cool
07:46 <Adrik> Computer Associates?
07:49 <Alfwyn> logged in on Skype as Alfwyn now
08:06 <Avatar> I added you, did you get a request
08:08 <Sn0uu> i dont know how to use that thing, but i'll try to ... connect to you lol
08:49 <Alfwyn> ok. I can hear you
08:56 <Avatar> who's Zahir
09:38 <Sn0uu> where would CA install to?
09:43 <Avatar> anywhere you want
09:49 <Adrik> That's my character name
09:54 <Adrik> Should I have used Adrik?
10:00 <Avatar> that's fine
10:04 <Avatar> just need to know who it is
10:09 <Avatar> are you online on skype
10:10 <Adrik> cool
10:12 <Adrik> yes
10:56 <Avatar> you haven't accepted my request
10:58 <Sn0uu> web or non-web?
11:00 <Avatar> I can't see you online
11:08 <Adrik> hmm, I don't see a request
11:12 <Avatar> non-web, CA is a client
11:18 <Adrik> got it
11:24 <Adrik> weird that it didn't make a noise
12:00 * Mort- sniffs paul over
12:15 <Avatar> Sn0uu: have you got skype and CA yet
12:17 <Sn0uu> can you see me?
12:27 <Avatar> no
12:44 <Sn0uu> im on CA, getting back on skype
13:09 <Alfwyn> where to connect to?
13:15 <Alfwyn> (CA)
13:15 <Avatar> 124.170.61.133
13:16 <Sn0uu> 124.170.61.133
14:09 Avatar gives voice to Adrik Alfwyn Paul Sn0uu
14:16 Alfwyn is now known as Bahrmad
14:23 Adrik is now known as Zahir
14:25 * Steven cheers the group on!
17:21 <Mort-> Good luck guys
17:28 <Zahir> ty
17:36 <Mort-> Give hydra a last ping
17:40 <Mort-> Ill leave channel now
17:58 <Mort-> Else you get a ghostmur following you all over fs1
17:59 <Hydrazine> ?
18:06 <Mort-> You want in?
18:10 <Mort-> They starting
18:24 * Mort- takes her hanky out
18:36 * Mort- waves her hanky at hydra
18:47 <Avatar> “All right, Pathfinders! Listen up. I know you are new recruits 
18:47 <Avatar> eager to make names for yourselves in the organization, but
18:49 * Paul sshhh's mort
18:50 <Hydrazine> Think I'm too sleeps.
18:55 <Avatar> first we need to make sure you are up to snuff and won’t get 
18:55 <Avatar> yourself killed out there. I have a number of small assignments 
18:55 <Avatar> for you and your team, and it would be best if you could 
18:55 <Avatar> finish them before the day’s end.
18:55 <Avatar> “Every day we get some doe-eyed hopeful or 
18:55 <Avatar> some sniveling bootlicker willing to do anything 
18:55 <Avatar> to join up with the Pathfinders. Most of them are 
18:55 <Avatar> good kids, but not all of them have the salt to 
18:55 <Avatar> make it in a world like this. It’s rough out there 
18:55 <Avatar> and I’m not just talking about the ruins, tombs, 
18:55 <Avatar> and wilderness Pathfinders find themselves 
18:55 <Avatar> in on missions. We’ve got people who look 
18:55 <Avatar> down their noses at us, folks who think 
18:55 <Avatar> we squander our resources, and agents 
18:55 <Avatar> who want to take everything we have 
18:55 <Avatar> collected. This wealth of knowledge 
18:55 <Avatar> and these items of lore make us the 
18:56 <Mort-> Time to go
19:02 <Avatar> most powerful organization on the 
19:02 <Avatar> planet. That said, since we are fractured 
19:02 <Avatar> and widespread, it’s difficult for that power 
19:02 <Avatar> to light on anything for too long. For every friend of the 
19:02 <Avatar> Society, there are two enemies.
19:02 <Avatar> “Your first mission, to test your mettle and loyalties, sends 
19:02 <Avatar> you to meet a few people important to the Society living here 
19:02 <Avatar> in Absalom. These are other venture-captains or close allies of 
19:02 <Avatar> our organization, so follow their orders as you would mine. I’ve 
19:02 <Avatar> prepared a list of things I want you to do. They’re not arranged 
19:02 <Avatar> in any particular order of importance, but I want them all 
19:02 <Avatar> completed as quickly as possible. Only report to me once you 
19:02 <Avatar> complete them all. Included in the envelope you hold in your 
19:02 <Avatar> hands is the list, complete with the name of your contact, and 
19:02 <Avatar> directions to the meeting location.”
19:05 Mort- ([email protected]) has left #d&d (Leaving)
19:12 <Avatar> Hydrazine: did you want to play?
19:25 <Avatar> http://imgur.com/eyq8R
22:19 <Bahrmad> sounds good to me
22:26 <Paul> "I probably shouldn't be doing any talking it seems to get me into trouble."
24:21 <Zahir> "Well, let's not waste time."
24:47 <Zahir> "If we have to be errand boys, we might as well see it swiftly done and over with."
24:49 <Bahrmad> "Yes, let's visit Guaril."
24:49 * Paul begins to head towards the pickeled imp
25:21 * Bahrmad will follow Paul
25:32 <Zahir> "Lead on."
26:49 <Zahir> "It's probably best to visit the docks before everyone is up and about, so let's not leave it too late."
27:44 <Avatar> “Thank the light of Sarenrae you have arrived! I knew Ambrus 
27:44 <Avatar> would come through for us in the Silver Crusade. I desperately 
27:44 <Avatar> need you to bring medicine to an orphanage and let me know 
27:44 <Avatar> if the headmistress, Gilga Baltwin, is deserving of our charity. 
27:44 <Avatar> Since our quest began, the needy have clamored for our aid, 
27:44 <Avatar> and I suspect some are abusing our generosity. It may sound 
27:44 <Avatar> cruel, but there are plenty of dishonest people out in the world 
27:44 <Avatar> eager for easy gold.
28:07 <Avatar> “Do you know of the Silver Crusade? After discovering so 
28:08 <Avatar> many factions splintered the Society, a number of us banded 
28:08 <Avatar> together to proliferate the cause of charity and kindness using 
28:14 <Avatar> the Society’s resources. As it is said, ‘The Dawn brings new 
28:14 <Avatar> light’ and I’ve made it my life’s work to use our recent darkness 
28:14 <Avatar> to bring a new light to the world and to the Pathfinder Society.
28:21 <Avatar> I apologize for straying off point. Will you bring this parcel 
28:21 <Avatar> of medicine to Auntie Baltwin’s Home for Recovery in the 
28:21 <Avatar> Eastgate district?”
28:24 <Zahir> "Just as Sarenrae is quick to mercy, She brings justice swiftly as well. Consider it done."
28:36 <Sn0uu> "Yes, it would be our pleasure to assist"
28:45 <Avatar> "Excellent. Is there anything you need to know?"
28:48 <Paul> "With haste and great virtue"
29:43 <Sn0uu> https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/pub?key=0AshfEc-IrAkidDJkaEx0ZFFCR0ZjQWJUeE9ET3RhZlE&output=html
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36:35 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Mon Jul  9 22:51:20 2012
36:50 <Avatar> “Aldor, you are dismissed. Close the door behind you and 
36:51 <Avatar> attend to your other tasks.” She then turns her attention to the 
36:51 <Avatar> group. “It’s always so incredibly adorable when I see a fresh-faced batch of Pathfinders. I mean, look at you scrumptious 
36:51 <Avatar> little teacakes. I could eat each and every one of you up. 
36:51 <Avatar> Well, maybe not you.” Zarta points. “I assume this isn’t a 
36:51 <Avatar> pleasure visit since most of you are terribly overdressed for 
36:51 <Avatar> that manner of occasion, so that must mean you are here for 
36:51 <Avatar> that trinket Valsin has been nagging me about. Seems I can’t 
36:51 <Avatar> get that man around these parts anymore,” she gestures, 
36:51 <Avatar> sliding her hand down her body and widening the gesture 
36:51 <Avatar> to sweep out and across the room as if her home were a 
36:51 <Avatar> secondary thought. “On the good side, he always sends me 
36:51 <Avatar> all the precious new recruits.
37:10 NickOP sets mode +r Mekkis
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37:19 <Avatar> “Many think we in Cheliax serve and worship devils, but 
37:19 <Avatar> that couldn’t be further from the truth. In fact, we use the 
37:19 <Avatar> creatures for their power. They serve us and we sculpt their 
37:24 <Avatar> power in our own interests. The world must come to terms 
37:25 <Avatar> with the order of things. People need to know their place and 
37:25 <Avatar> operate accordingly. It is the only way to make order from this 
37:25 <Avatar> world. Too many people stretch too far beyond their station, 
37:25 <Avatar> making waves and eroding the true order.”
39:19 <Sn0uu> "So what's goin on in there? If I'm not interupting anything"
39:40 <Bahrmad> "What kind of servant?"
39:44 <Paul> "You said demon's serve you."
39:53 <Paul> "Is this servant a demon?"
42:03 <Avatar> Zarta’s bedroom is decorated in the colors of Cheliax—
42:03 <Avatar> ebon black and crimson red. Silk, rare woods, and 
42:03 <Avatar> carefully carved marble compose every bit of furniture 
42:03 <Avatar> in the room. Goose down now litters the room, covering 
42:03 <Avatar> almost every surface and the silken shreds of the cushions 
42:03 <Avatar> that contained it lie about like f layed skin . A post on the 
42:03 <Avatar> massive screened bed is snapped in half, collapsed on the 
42:03 <Avatar> bed and drawing the screened curtains into a ripped slope 
42:03 <Avatar> of formerly f ine cloth. Vials of perfume and crystal jars of 
42:03 <Avatar> other cosmetics sit smashed on the marble f loor around 
42:03 <Avatar> the dresser. A prominent f ixture in the room, a large “X” 
42:03 <Avatar> made of stout wood sits along the west wall, complete with 
42:03 <Avatar> leather shackles and chains. A table sits to its left strewn 
42:08 <Avatar> with various items intended for pleasure, but outwardly 
42:08 <Avatar> resembling implements of pain.
42:44 <Sn0uu> !roll 1d20+5 Perception
42:44 <dicebot> Sn0uu, Perception: [1d20=9] 14
43:04 <Paul> !roll 1d20+1 Percetion
43:04 <dicebot> Paul, Percetion: [1d20=8] 9
43:08 <Zahir> !roll 1d20+5 Perception @Avatar
43:13 <Bahrmad> !roll perception 1d20-3 @avatar
44:05 <Sn0uu> "I don't see anything"
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45:27 <Paul> !roll 1d20+2
45:27 <dicebot> Paul, 1d20+2: [1d20=1] 3
45:27 <Bahrmad> !roll init 1d20-4
45:27 <dicebot> Bahrmad, init 1d20-4: [init 1d20=13] 9
45:27 <Sn0uu> !roll 1d20+3
45:27 <dicebot> Sn0uu, 1d20+3: [1d20=10] 13
45:27 <Zahir> !roll 1d20+4 Init
45:27 <dicebot> Zahir, Init: [1d20=2] 6
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45:27 <Avatar> it's Snow's turn
46:02 <Avatar> it's Bahrmad's turn
46:02 <Bahrmad> I cast bless
46:11 <Bahrmad> +1 attack for allies for 1 minute
46:29 <Bahrmad> yeah, morale bonus
46:44 <Sn0uu> +4 AC
46:50 <Bahrmad> stay
46:55 <Avatar> it's Zahir's turn
48:09 <Avatar> it's Paul's turn
48:42 <Paul> "Show yourself and you won't be punished as much as if you didn't!"
48:54 <Paul> !roll 1d20+4 Intimidate
48:55 <dicebot> Paul, Intimidate: [1d20=18] 22
49:38 <Avatar> it's Snow's turn
51:02 <Avatar> it's Bahrmad's turn
51:12 <Bahrmad> total defense
51:22 <Avatar> it's Zahir's turn
52:17 <Avatar> it's Paul's turn
52:26 <Avatar> it's Snow's turn
52:28 <Paul> readied action to charge whatever appears
52:51 <Bahrmad> total defense
52:56 <Avatar> it's Bahrmad's turn
54:30 <Sn0uu> Tot Def
54:35 <Avatar> it's Zahir's turn
54:41 <Zahir> !roll 1d20+5 Perception @Avatar
55:08 <Avatar> it's Paul's turn
55:31 <Paul> !roll 1d20+5
55:32 <dicebot> Paul, 1d20+5: [1d20=3] 8
55:55 <Bahrmad> what did Paul attack?
56:22 <Avatar> the mirror area
56:45 <Avatar> it's Snow's turn
56:59 <Sn0uu> !roll 1d20+5 Per
56:59 <dicebot> Sn0uu, Per: [1d20=18] 23
57:10 <Avatar> E8
57:32 <Avatar> it's Bahrmad's turn
58:01 <Bahrmad> I cannel positive energy at the position he indicates
58:28 <Sn0uu> "That THING is @ the "pleasure devices"! Get it!"
58:38 <Sn0uu> (I take back the "!"s)
58:51 <Bahrmad> 30' radius cenetred at me
59:05 <Bahrmad> !roll 1d6
59:05 <dicebot> Bahrmad, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
59:12 <Avatar> it's Zahir's turn
00:08 <Bahrmad> yeah, about 6 rounds
00:30 <Zahir> !roll 1d20+4 attack
00:31 <dicebot> Zahir, attack: [1d20=5] 9
00:44 <Avatar> it's Paul's turn
01:30 <Paul> !roll 1d20+6
01:30 <dicebot> Paul, 1d20+6: [1d20=10] 16
01:41 <Paul> !roll 1d6+4
01:41 <dicebot> Paul, 1d6+4: [1d6=4] 8
01:55 <Avatar> it's Snow's turn
01:58 <Sn0uu> !roll 1d20+5 Per
01:59 <dicebot> Sn0uu, Per: [1d20=13] 18
02:05 <Avatar> it's Bahrmad's turn
02:15 <Bahrmad> I move to the center (D6)
02:28 <Bahrmad> and channel positive energy again
02:31 <Bahrmad> !roll 1d6
02:31 <dicebot> Bahrmad, 1d6: [1d6=1] 1
03:07 <Avatar> it's Zahir's turn
03:31 <Zahir> !roll 1d20+5 Perception @Avatar
03:39 <Avatar> it's Paul's turn
04:17 <Avatar> it's Snow's turn
04:25 <Sn0uu> Shoot arrows @ Dresser
05:15 <Bahrmad> (I moved to D6 in my turn ...)
05:34 <Sn0uu> !roll 1d20+4 at A6
05:34 <dicebot> Sn0uu, at A6: [1d20=1] 5
05:50 <Avatar> it's Bahrmad's turn
06:02 <Bahrmad> no idea if it helps, but I channel again
06:06 <Bahrmad> !roll !d6
06:16 <Bahrmad> !roll 1d6
06:16 <dicebot> Bahrmad, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
06:21 <Avatar> it's Zahir's turn
06:28 <Bahrmad> no move
07:35 <Zahir> !roll 1d20+5 attack
07:36 <dicebot> Zahir, attack: [1d20=16] 21
07:46 <Avatar> it's Paul's turn
07:59 <Paul> !roll 1d20+8
08:00 <dicebot> Paul, 1d20+8: [1d20=13] 21
08:08 <Paul> !roll 1d6+4
08:08 <dicebot> Paul, 1d6+4: [1d6=2] 6
08:39 <Paul> "I HIT IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!"
10:18 <Avatar> it's Snow's turn
10:23 <Sn0uu> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9IBbMW2o_o&feature=related
10:25 <Avatar> "Hehehehe!"
10:34 <Sn0uu> !roll 1d20+4 at A6
10:34 <dicebot> Sn0uu, at A6: [1d20=17] 21
10:35 <Paul> "Didn't I tell you to show yourself, Now this is going to be more painful than it would have been!"
11:41 <Avatar> it's Bahmar's turn
11:49 <Bahrmad> I step to B6 and cast shield of faith at Paul (+2 AC deflection bonus)
12:01 <Bahrmad> C6
12:13 <Avatar> it's Zahir's turn
12:40 <Bahrmad> it's not casting
13:16 <Bahrmad> and a swift spell (quickened) doesn't provoke anyway
13:26 <Zahir> !roll 1d20+5 attack
13:27 <dicebot> Zahir, attack: [1d20=9] 14
13:39 <Avatar> it's Paul's turn
14:06 <Paul> !1d20+7
14:12 <Paul> !roll 1d20+7
14:12 <dicebot> Paul, 1d20+7: [1d20=7] 14
14:25 <Avatar> "Can't even hit me when you can see me! hehehehe!"
14:38 <Avatar> !rand paul zahir
14:38 <dicebot> Avatar, random: zahir
14:56 <Avatar> it's Snow's turn
16:18 <Paul> "GET AWAY FROM HIM!"
17:28 <Sn0uu> !roll 1d20+4 
17:28 <dicebot> Sn0uu, 1d20+4: [1d20=17] 21
17:57 <Sn0uu> !roll 1d6
17:57 <dicebot> Sn0uu, 1d6: [1d6=6] 6
18:32 <Bahrmad> I cast shield of faith on Zahir (+2 AC deflection), last 1st level spell for me today
18:32 <Avatar> it's Bahrmad's turn
18:45 <Bahrmad> no
18:46 <Avatar> it's Zahir's turn
19:07 <Zahir> !roll 1d20+6 attack
19:08 <dicebot> Zahir, attack: [1d20=19] 25
19:16 <Zahir> !roll 1d20+6 attack
19:16 <dicebot> Zahir, attack: [1d20=10] 16
19:57 <Zahir> !roll d4+4
19:58 <dicebot> Zahir, d4+4: [d4] 4
20:17 <Zahir> !roll 1d4+4
20:18 <dicebot> Zahir, 1d4+4: [1d4=1] 5
20:34 <Avatar> it's Paul's turn
21:04 <Paul> !roll 1d20+7
21:04 <dicebot> Paul, 1d20+7: [1d20=10] 17
21:18 <Paul> !roll 1d6+4
21:18 <dicebot> Paul, 1d6+4: [1d6=2] 6
22:02 <Avatar> it's Snow's turn
22:23 <Sn0uu> !roll 1d20+4 
22:24 <dicebot> Sn0uu, 1d20+4: [1d20=12] 16
22:40 <Avatar> it's Bahrmad's turn
22:42 <Bahrmad> I move to B4
22:55 <Bahrmad> and shoot my crossbow
23:05 <Bahrmad> !roll 1d20-3
23:06 <dicebot> Bahrmad, 1d20-3: [1d20=9] 6
23:13 <Avatar> it's Zahir's turn
23:27 <Zahir> !roll 1d20+6 attack
23:27 <dicebot> Zahir, attack: [1d20=4] 10
23:34 <Avatar> it's Paul's turn
23:42 <Paul> !roll 1d20+7
23:42 <dicebot> Paul, 1d20+7: [1d20=18] 25
23:57 <Paul> !roll 1d20+7
23:57 <dicebot> Paul, 1d20+7: [1d20=1] 8
24:03 <Paul> !roll 1d6+4
24:03 <dicebot> Paul, 1d6+4: [1d6=4] 8
24:55 <Paul> !roll 1d20+4
24:56 <dicebot> Paul, 1d20+4: [1d20=3] 7
25:23 <Avatar> Paul takes 4 damage and is poisoned, taking 2 dex damage
25:36 <Avatar> it's Snow's turn
26:01 <Sn0uu> !roll 1d20+4 
26:01 <dicebot> Sn0uu, 1d20+4: [1d20=2] 6
26:07 <Bahrmad> reload light crossbow, shoot
26:09 <Avatar> it's Bahrmad's turn
26:14 <Bahrmad> !roll 1d20-3
26:14 <dicebot> Bahrmad, 1d20-3: [1d20=8] 5
26:22 <Avatar> miss
26:31 <Avatar> it's Zahir's turn
26:32 <Paul> !give me that little poker!"
26:37 <Paul> "give me that little poker!"
26:44 <Zahir> !roll 1d20+6 attack
26:45 <dicebot> Zahir, attack: [1d20=3] 9
26:50 <Avatar> it's Paul's turn
28:50 <Paul> !roll 1d20+4
28:50 <dicebot> Paul, 1d20+4: [1d20=4] 8
29:31 <Avatar> Paul takes 4 damage 2 dex damage
29:40 <Paul> !roll 1d20+5
29:40 <dicebot> Paul, 1d20+5: [1d20=8] 13
30:02 <Avatar> !rand paul zahir
30:02 <dicebot> Avatar, random: zahir
30:30 <Paul> !roll 1d20+4
30:31 <dicebot> Paul, 1d20+4: [1d20=20] 24
30:47 <Avatar> it's Snow's turn
30:52 <Sn0uu> !roll 1d20+4 to hit
30:52 <dicebot> Sn0uu, to hit: [1d20=1] 5
31:00 <Avatar> it's Bahrmad's turn
31:01 <Bahrmad> channel positive energy (4/5) for healing (30')
31:05 <Bahrmad> !roll 1d6
31:05 <dicebot> Bahrmad, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
31:32 <Avatar> it's Zahir's turn
31:50 <Zahir> !roll 1d20+5 attack
31:51 <dicebot> Zahir, attack: [1d20=19] 24
31:56 <Zahir> !roll 1d20+5 attack
31:57 <dicebot> Zahir, attack: [1d20=19] 24
32:43 <Zahir> !roll 2d4+8
32:43 <dicebot> Zahir, 2d4+8: [2d4=3,1] 12
33:20 <Bahrmad> "phew"
33:30 * Paul pokes his tongue at the imp as he walks out the room
34:48 <Bahrmad> "yeah, let's return the box"
34:49 <Paul> !roll 1d20+1
34:49 <dicebot> Paul, 1d20+1: [1d20=8] 9
34:52 <Zahir> !roll 1d20+5 Perception @Avatar
34:55 <Sn0uu> !roll 1d20+5
34:56 <dicebot> Sn0uu, 1d20+5: [1d20=18] 23
35:07 <Bahrmad> !roll perception 1d20-3 @avatar
35:26 <Bahrmad> no disable device here
36:01 <Paul> "I got a boo boo"
36:05 * Paul looks at the oracle
36:35 <Avatar> A throng of people blocks the street ahead. A performance 
36:35 <Avatar> art group commandeers the street, drawing graffiti to create 
36:35 <Avatar> a jolly hellscape complete with illusory devils comically 
36:35 <Avatar> dancing around in circles. A few citizens avoiding the crowd 
36:35 <Avatar> slip off-street through a nearby alley, the only egress past 
36:35 <Avatar> the gathering.
36:46 <Bahrmad> I channel positive energy (while being near Paul) for a last time today
36:50 <Brunius> 24 minutes? You ain't gon make it
36:52 <Bahrmad> !roll 1d6
36:52 <dicebot> Bahrmad, 1d6: [1d6=3] 3
37:00 <Paul> 11/12
40:06 <Sn0uu> !roll 1d20+3
40:06 <dicebot> Sn0uu, 1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6
40:09 <Paul> !roll 1d20+4
40:09 <dicebot> Paul, 1d20+4: [1d20=9] 13
40:13 <Bahrmad> !roll init 1d20-4
40:13 <dicebot> Bahrmad, init 1d20-4: [init 1d20=1] -3
40:14 <Zahir> !roll 1d20+4 init
40:15 <dicebot> Zahir, init: [1d20=13] 17
40:55 <Bahrmad> it's for my deaf curse - I can read lips, but I don't hear things approaching that fast
43:27 <Avatar> it's Zahir's turn
44:13 <Zahir> !roll 1d20+6
44:14 <dicebot> Zahir, 1d20+6: [1d20=10] 16
44:24 <Zahir> !roll 1d6+3
44:24 <dicebot> Zahir, 1d6+3: [1d6=6] 9
45:36 <Paul> !roll 1d20+1
45:37 <dicebot> Paul, 1d20+1: [1d20=12] 13
46:00 <Paul> !roll 1d20+1
46:00 <dicebot> Paul, 1d20+1: [1d20=9] 10
46:22 <Sn0uu> !roll 1d20+4 to hit after moving to D4
46:23 <dicebot> Sn0uu, to hit after moving to D4: [1d20=15] 19
46:55 <Bahrmad> I move to E4, total defense
48:26 <Avatar> Zahir takes 10 damage
48:55 <Avatar> it's Bahrmad's turn
49:16 <Bahrmad> hm, I defend
49:30 <Avatar> it's Zahir's turn
49:40 <Avatar> you can move as well as total defense if you want
50:03 <Zahir> !roll 1d8+1 CLW
50:03 <dicebot> Zahir, CLW: [1d8=6] 7
51:05 <Avatar> it's Paul's turn
51:18 <Paul> !roll 1d20+1
51:19 <dicebot> Paul, 1d20+1: [1d20=17] 18
51:27 <Paul> !roll 1d6
51:27 <dicebot> Paul, 1d6: [1d6=6] 6
52:37 <Avatar> it's Snow's turn
53:55 <Sn0uu> !roll 1d20+4
53:56 <dicebot> Sn0uu, 1d20+4: [1d20=17] 21
54:06 <Sn0uu> !roll 1d6
54:06 <dicebot> Sn0uu, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
55:32 <Avatar> Snow takes 10 damage
56:15 <Avatar> it's Bahrmad's turn
56:17 <Bahrmad> I defend
56:49 <Avatar> it's Zahir's turn
56:53 <Bahrmad> too crowded at the front
57:02 <Zahir> !roll 1d8+1 CLW
57:03 <dicebot> Zahir, CLW: [1d8=7] 8
58:18 <Avatar> it's Paul's turn
58:26 <Paul> !roll 1d20+1
58:26 <dicebot> Paul, 1d20+1: [1d20=20] 21
58:36 <Paul> !roll 1d20+1
58:36 <dicebot> Paul, 1d20+1: [1d20=5] 6
58:43 <Paul> !roll 1d6
58:44 <dicebot> Paul, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
59:21 <Avatar> it's Snow's turn
01:47 <Avatar> it's Barhmad's turn
01:59 <Bahrmad> I create a life link with paul
02:13 <Bahrmad> no movement
02:20 <Avatar> how long does that last
02:33 <Bahrmad> yeah, as soon as he has more as 5 damage
02:42 <Bahrmad> I take 5 damage at the start of my turn, he heals 5
03:10 <Avatar> it's Zahir's turn
03:12 <Bahrmad> (page 49 APG)
04:52 <Zahir> !roll 1d20-2 dagger throw
04:52 <dicebot> Zahir, dagger throw: [1d20=19] 17
05:32 * Sn0uu did remember to pick up my sunrod from way back in the crypts or whatever they were
05:43 <Zahir> !roll 1d4+1
05:44 <dicebot> Zahir, 1d4+1: [1d4=2] 3
06:45 <Avatar> it's Paul's turn
08:01 <Paul> !roll 1d20+8
08:02 <dicebot> Paul, 1d20+8: [1d20=14] 22
08:13 <Paul> !roll 1d6+4
08:14 <dicebot> Paul, 1d6+4: [1d6=6] 10
08:23 <Paul> !roll 1d20+8
08:23 <dicebot> Paul, 1d20+8: [1d20=19] 27
08:29 <Paul> !roll 1d20+8
08:29 <dicebot> Paul, 1d20+8: [1d20=19] 27
08:35 <Paul> !roll 2d6+8
08:36 <dicebot> Paul, 2d6+8: [2d6=4,4] 16
08:53 <Avatar> it's Snow's turn
08:55 <Paul> "NOTHING WITHOUT YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU!!!!"
09:06 * Paul stair's with an insane look into the mist
09:39 <Sn0uu> !roll 1d20+4
09:39 <dicebot> Sn0uu, 1d20+4: [1d20=20] 24
10:05 <Sn0uu> !roll 1d6
10:05 <dicebot> Sn0uu, 1d6: [1d6=5] 5
11:03 <Paul> !roll 1d20
11:03 <dicebot> Paul, 1d20: [1d20=8] 8
12:12 <Avatar> it's Bahrmad's turn
12:16 <Bahrmad> defend
12:36 <Bahrmad> I take 5 damage through the link, he heals 5
12:37 <Avatar> it's Zahir's turn
15:23 <Avatar> !rand hit miss miss miss miss
15:23 <dicebot> Avatar, random: miss
15:50 <Zahir> !roll 1d20+4
15:50 <dicebot> Zahir, 1d20+4: [1d20=14] 18
16:00 <Zahir> !roll 1d6+4
16:01 <dicebot> Zahir, 1d6+4: [1d6=5] 9
16:11 * Paul babbles in unconcious ness
16:32 <Avatar> it's Snow's turn
16:41 <Paul> "H-h-hond-val-ax, h bbb hun ale x."
17:32 <Sn0uu> GREATSWORD
17:42 <Sn0uu> BATTLEAXE! *
17:44 <Sn0uu> done
18:40 mortswishytail ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
18:52 * Paul lays unconciously on the floor
18:54 <mortswishytail> Opr
18:57 mortswishytail ([email protected]) has left #d&d (Leaving)
19:07 <Avatar> it's Bahrmad's turn
19:24 <Bahrmad> I probably take 5 damage through pauls life link
19:53 <Bahrmad> if he is wounded for more than 5, the link kicks in
20:14 <Bahrmad> ok, I move to F3
20:34 <Bahrmad> can I try to shoot at L ?
20:44 <Bahrmad> ok, then I defend
20:50 <Avatar> it's Zahir's turn
21:14 <Sn0uu> "you see him there too right Zahir?"
21:33 <Sn0uu> (just to confirm position for Bahrmad, for next time i guess)
21:54 <Zahir> !roll 1d20+4
21:55 <dicebot> Zahir, 1d20+4: [1d20=9] 13
22:18 <Avatar> Paul is still unconscious
22:22 <Avatar> it's Snow's turn
22:29 * Paul continues to babble
22:45 <Paul> "h Part Val hhhnd arlax
22:52 <Sn0uu> !roll 1d20+4
22:53 <dicebot> Sn0uu, 1d20+4: [1d20=19] 23
22:54 <Avatar> !rand hit hit hit hit miss
22:54 <dicebot> Avatar, random: hit
22:58 <Sn0uu> !roll 1d6
22:59 <dicebot> Sn0uu, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
23:53 <Sn0uu> !roll 1d8+4
23:53 <dicebot> Sn0uu, 1d8+4: [1d8=4] 8
24:25 <Sn0uu> Whoot, all dead (or at least unconcious)
24:28 * Paul searches them for anything from the old lady
24:34 <Sn0uu> -loots the corposes-
29:30 * Avatar removes voice from Bahrmad Paul Sn0uu Zahir
30:22 Paul is now known as kapow
30:56 <Bahrmad> yeah
31:06 <Bahrmad> profession herbalist
32:41 <Zahir> Can you do earning rolls for the perform skill as well?
33:32 <kapow> !roll 1d20+4
33:32 <dicebot> kapow, 1d20+4: [1d20=14] 18
33:32 <Avatar> yes
34:42 <Zahir> !roll 1d20+6 Perform (dance)
34:42 <dicebot> Zahir, Perform (dance): [1d20=15] 21
34:49 <Avatar> 20gp
35:03 <Zahir> thanks
35:13 <Zahir> This ain't Skyrim. ;)
35:20 <Bahrmad> !roll dayjob 1d20+4
35:21 <dicebot> Bahrmad, dayjob 1d20+4: [dayjob 1d20=2] 6
36:16 <Avatar> change your nicks back
36:23 Bahrmad is now known as Alfwyn
39:18 Zahir has quit (Quit: )
40:04 <snypt> who won?
40:14 <kapow> Houndi Valarex!
41:33 <Avatar> haha
42:49 <Alfwyn> sorry for only mentioning being deaf on the chracter sheet
43:06 <Avatar> no dramas, good to mention that to the GM before the game
43:12 <Alfwyn> but as long as a person is facing me, I can read lips (linguistic)
43:21 <Alfwyn> and deaf does not mean mute of course
43:44 <Alfwyn> yeah, I'll leran
45:03 <Lord> its an interesting trait.
46:04 <Avatar> Lord
46:06 <Avatar> where have you been
46:15 <Lord> around and about, miss me?
46:21 <Avatar> just in time to come back to finish shades of ice
46:30 <Lord> HAH, sweet
46:44 <Mekkis> hey
46:46 Mort- ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
46:49 <Mekkis> how tall should a mini be?
46:59 <Mort-> Everyone done? :p
47:06 * Mort- appears
47:12 <Lord> hey mort
47:32 <Mort-> Creddics?
47:41 <Lord> credlics
47:47 * Mort- nuzzles
47:50 <Lord> hah
47:53 <Mort-> I'm different now
47:56 <Mort-> :(
47:59 <Lord> naw
48:16 <Mort-> Ive eaten too much cheese
48:20 <Mort-> No longer fluffy
48:27 <Lord> uuuummmmm, ok, what?
48:30 <Mort-> Also grown horns
48:35 <Lord> aaaahhhh
48:46 <Mort-> I've fallen to the dark side!
48:53 <Lord> more cookies i hear
49:03 <Mort-> I sold my soul to He who must not be named
49:13 <Lord> for cheese?
49:16 <Mekkis> Asmodeus?
49:17 <Mort-> For more cookies and the complete book of cheese
49:27 <Mort-> Voldy :p
49:54 <Lord> asmodeus is cooler :P
49:58 <Mort-> Nah
50:14 <Mort-> I sold it to morloch
50:38 <Mort-> Anyway yeah lots of chocolate chip cookies and a complete book of cheese later
50:42 <Mort-> I'm  back
50:46 <Mort-> With horns
51:05 Steven has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
51:21 <Mort-> Enough cool story telling?
51:21 <Sn0uu> WB!
51:29 <Sn0uu> Mort with horns eh?
51:38 <Mort-> Heh
51:55 * Mort- grows a pair
52:02 <Lord> bout time :P
52:10 <Mort-> Sorry. I have jekyll and hide phases
52:19 <Mort-> Ill probably be feeling horrible tomorrow
52:25 <Mort-> When i remember all this
52:28 <Sn0uu> Voldy or Moldy?
52:29 <Mort-> Hyde
52:38 <Mort-> Voldy!
53:10 <Mort-> Lord. Just lived too many lives
53:27 <Mort-> Did a crash course in character optimization
53:32 * Sn0uu mumbles
53:43 * Mekkis prepares a crate for Mort- 
53:49 <Mekkis> Why did you do that?
53:58 <Mort-> That's the difference from the mort you once knew
54:05 <Mort-> I told you i fell
54:33 <Lord> not that far
54:42 <Mort-> Not to say i was very good aligned to begin with
55:09 <Mort-> So now i tell my local group we shall abuse team work feats
55:19 <Mort-> Now its to make sure we live long enough to do so
55:34 <Lord> always good
55:55 <Mort-> I think i should suggest to that pally to take outflank as well
56:13 <Mort-> And ill probably loan fluffy my roc to the party rogue as a mount
56:53 <Mort-> Later possibly the rogue can pick up butterfly sting
57:11 <Mort-> Actually the whole combination is centered on the rogue
59:00 <Mort-> Then he should give the crit to the paladin
59:13 <Mort-> That's why I'm trying to stick my roc with him
59:18 <Mort-> At least he won't be alone
59:54 <Mort-> Worse case. He takes escape route with my roc
00:09 <Mort-> Move around freely without aoos
00:37 <Lord> not sure what to do with my monky man
00:59 <Mort-> Hydra has a monk
01:13 <Mort-> He grabs people
01:18 <Lord> hah
01:24 <Mort-> You could do maneuver master
01:34 <Mort-> And dirty trick/trip people!
02:08 <Lord> need to dig up the pathfinder books again.....*sigh*
02:25 <Mort-> My inquisitor will monk fir
02:31 <Mekkis> and make me want to kill you :)
02:34 <Mort-> Dip
02:34 <Mort-> Master of many styles
02:44 <Mort-> 2 levels to get snake style and snake family
02:49 <Mort-> Fang
02:49 <Mort-> You can't
02:53 <Mort-> He isn't even around
03:03 <Mort-> Thats why i can tell you all kinds of things
03:10 <Mort-> He's totally local
03:49 <Mort-> Pfs and rpgs are all about team work right? :p
03:59 <Mort-> I'm encouraging it!
04:11 <Lord> depends if theres a barbarian in the party :P
04:48 <Mort-> No barbs.
04:58 <Mort-> We shall have tons of team work!
05:07 <Mort-> I even loan my animal companion out!
05:52 <Lord> so what do we have?
06:02 <Mort-> Local game
06:08 <Mort-> My partners in crime.
06:41 <Mort-> A paladin.
06:42 <Mort-> A rogue
06:42 <Mort-> I'm the bait.
06:45 <Mort-> Ideally rogue goes first and stab. Ill follow right after
06:54 <Mort-> Or actually i should go last.
07:08 <Avatar> ideally the rogue goes first and gets hit first, and then you'll follow right after
07:11 <Sn0uu> are we grand lodge?
07:17 <Mort-> No
07:21 <Lord> hell na
07:27 <Avatar> cmon mort
07:28 <Avatar> I know you
07:31 <Mort-> We will probably delay to invitative
07:35 <Mort-> In this case mm
07:36 <Mort-> No
07:43 <Mort-> I will die for them
07:54 <Mort-> Because i tied myself and all my abilities to them
08:00 <Mort-> Without them. I'm nothing
08:13 <Avatar> lies
08:19 <Mort-> Ill try to trip monster without improved trip
08:24 <Mort-> I have many facets
08:30 <Mort-> Some of them are selfless
08:40 <Mort-> Some of them hide in holes :p
09:03 <Mort-> Provoke aoo. Ill use sense motive to try mitigate that hit
09:18 <Mort-> Then if i trip successfully its vicious stomp
09:32 <Sn0uu> Avatar what faction?
09:45 <Mort-> You can choose
09:52 <Mekkis> Sn0uu, Undeclared
09:59 <Avatar> what
10:09 <Mekkis> you met five of your faction leaders
10:14 <Mekkis> who impressed you the most?
10:15 <Lord> andoran!!
10:25 <Mort-> I
10:26 <Mort-> Ah
10:26 <Avatar> bloody andorans
10:30 <Lord> oi!
10:33 <Mort-> Mort is andoran
10:39 <Lord> hell yeah!
10:40 <Avatar> bloody mort
10:40 <Mort-> I have a shadow lodge
10:44 <Mort-> Qadira
10:54 <Mort-> And silver crusade
11:01 <Mekkis> you saw what Grolschmir did when you met him in Andoran!
11:09 <Mort-> I didn't
11:15 <Mort-> I never saw him
11:17 <Lord> what happened?
11:38 <Sn0uu> ok thanks
11:52 <Mort-> Andoran expect to diplo a lot
12:05 <Mort-> Silver crusade in some way too
12:34 <Mort-> Thankfully xyn is pretty good at talking
12:37 <Mekkis> oh
12:44 <Mekkis> he was pulling rank on everyone :)
12:57 <Mekkis> he's been working on that promotion
13:16 <Mort-> Atm none of my characters care shit about sank
13:18 <Mort-> Rank
13:18 <Sn0uu> WTF?!?!?
13:25 <Mort-> Titles
13:36 <Sn0uu> How in the hell did someone already come up with a char name of Sn0uu?!?!
13:43 <Mort-> Its not in mort /xyn place to bother about ranks
13:57 <Mort-> Kalara would rather stay unnoticed
13:58 <Mekkis> how did someone use a dating site's chatroom to chat on #d&d?
14:25 <Mort-> Hard to collect a live bounty if the whole world knows about you
14:41 <Mort-> Grull doesn't really know what rank means
14:58 <Avatar> Mekkis: how do you know if someone was using a dating site's chatroom to chat on #d&d
15:31 <Mekkis> my 1337 skillz
15:46 <Avatar> your 1337 skillz are going to get you into trouble
16:17 * Mort- fluffs
17:41 <Sn0uu> who did that Mekkis? :p
17:54 <Mekkis> Sn0uu
18:12 <Sn0uu> hahaha i was wondering about that app :p
18:36 <Sn0uu> its just an app that has like gloabl IRC stuff on it :D
18:53 <Sn0uu> Its called "IRC finder"
19:09 <Sn0uu> sorry, IRC ChatFinder
20:39 <Sn0uu> PF Q
20:41 <Mekkis> which has things like "Age, Sex, Location, Gax/Straight" in dropdown menus on it :S
20:49 <Sn0uu> what do i do with stats on char gen?
20:56 <Mekkis> s/Gax/Gay/
21:02 <Sn0uu> can I pick what I want? How many points do I use? do I need to roll? 
21:12 <Sn0uu> it does?
21:26 <Sn0uu> Idk, idc
28:13 <Alfwyn> what char gen for what ?
33:13 <Mekkis> !chargen
33:15 <diebot> Mekkis, 13, 11, 12, 12, 10, 16
33:19 <Mekkis> !vchargen
33:20 <diebot> Mekkis, 17(6,4,6,5), 9(1,1,3,5), 9(1,6,1,2), 12(2,5,2,5), 9(2,3,4,1), 15(3,6,2,6)
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