// #melbourne — 2015-06-26
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00:00:00 <phix> HAPPY FRIDAY!!!
00:20:00 <Bastardly_One> riveting stuff
00:21:00 <slower> at this hour?
00:31:00 <faux> SNART
00:34:00 <Maurice> Is this you, faux https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRjkRPpy048
00:34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Grown Ups 2 - Burp Snart Views: 171,716 Uploader: Andrey S Uploaded: Oct 19, 2013 Duration: 0m9s Rating: 4.65
00:34:00 <faux> Yes
00:35:00 <Loof> oh anna! please wash your cunt show some manners
00:40:00 <Loof> i want lego jurassic world
00:50:00 <Doodle> i want a blowjob
00:50:00 <Doodle> we could work something out
00:50:00 <Doodle> ;)
00:50:00 <Loof> lol
00:50:00 <Loof> 2 dowla
00:50:00 <Doodle> suki suki
00:54:00 <Maurice> Those legos are on special at Big W atm
00:56:00 <Serenity> yourrreee soooòoo gayyy
00:56:00 <Serenity> i bet you think this donger is for youuu
00:56:00 <Loof> i always just assume
00:58:00 <Loof> fuck you doing a dot above one of those 'o's Serenity
00:58:00 <Serenity> loll
00:58:00 <Loof> was scratching my screen for like forever
00:58:00 <Serenity> what hah
00:58:00 <Serenity> hahah
00:58:00 <Loof> thinking it was dirt
00:58:00 <Serenity> soz lol
00:58:00 <Loof> hahah jk
01:13:00 <phix> Doodle: how you hangin'?
01:13:00 <phix> Ana_Ng: <3
01:13:00 <phix> JELLY BEAN TIME!
01:13:00 <Doodle> i'm not
01:13:00 <Doodle> i'm fully engorged
01:13:00 <Doodle> and tumescent
01:13:00 <phix> Doodle: nice work
01:15:00 <Maurice> Show
01:16:00 <Doodle> you've seen, felt, bought the tshirt
01:16:00 <Maurice> Thats where you lie
01:16:00 <Maurice> I don't have a 'Doodle was ere '95' tshirt
01:16:00 <Maurice> Which would be wrong coz I would have been 14..
01:16:00 <Doodle> yeah
01:16:00 <Doodle> i would have been 15
01:16:00 <Doodle> 16 maybe
01:16:00 <Maurice> On second thoughts, that's ok
01:16:00 <Maurice> Send me a shirt
01:16:00 <Doodle> lol
01:16:00 <Serenity> you weren't even a virgin at 14
01:16:00 <Doodle> i was so
01:16:00 <Maurice> SHUT UP
01:17:00 <Doodle> :P
01:17:00 <Serenity> she wasnt
01:17:00 <Serenity> lol
01:17:00 <Maurice> Oh, you meant him
01:17:00 <Maurice> Shhhh
01:17:00 <Doodle> lol
01:17:00 <Doodle> i was a good boy
01:17:00 <Doodle> i didnt lose it til i was 18
01:17:00 <Serenity> haha
01:17:00 <Maurice> I used to be a good boy
01:17:00 <Doodle> i've made up for it tho
01:17:00 <Maurice> Slut
01:17:00 <British^Meat> ur seed did spilleth over
01:17:00 <Serenity> im a real boy
01:17:00 <Maurice> In my defence, once I lost mine, it took me many years to find it again
01:18:00 <Doodle> .
01:18:00 <Serenity> lol
01:18:00 <Doodle> put your glasses on
01:18:00 <Maurice> They're on and I'm still searching
01:18:00 <phix> Maurice: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01:18:00 <Maurice> I don't know about this
01:19:00 <phix> Maurice: #jellybean or #uow?
01:19:00 <Maurice> Whats that in english
01:20:00 <phix> It was a 'ya mum' comment
01:20:00 <phix> heh, what you think?
01:20:00 <Maurice> That makes no sense
01:20:00 <phix> It doesn't have to!
01:23:00 <Serenity> uj
01:23:00 <Serenity> uh
01:24:00 <phix> hi Serenity
01:24:00 <phix> You like firefly?
01:24:00 <Serenity> never seen it
01:24:00 <British^Meat> lol
01:24:00 <phix> ok
01:25:00 <phix> so Serenity hey
01:25:00 <British^Meat> is this saemon?
01:25:00 <Serenity> probably
01:25:00 <Ana_Ng> oh hi
01:26:00 <phix> Barry says "Meoow!"
01:34:00 <Taco> fuck barry, he's a cunt
01:44:00 <Tessa> hi everyone. back in cold old oz after a couple of nice warm weeks in Bali
01:45:00 <Taco> Did you run out of money in bali?
01:48:00 <Doodle> lol how do you run out of money in bali
01:48:00 <Doodle> you'd need to be there for years
01:50:00 <Maurice> Bought drugs
01:53:00 <Tessa> 1 oz dollar = 10,500 rupiah, so a cocktail costs a fortune - maybe 100,000!
01:55:00 <Tessa> has anyone here pulled fake $50 notes out of an ATM lately?
01:56:00 <Doodle> i spend them too quickly to notice
01:57:00 <Tessa> i tried to buy something yesterday but the sales staff said that my $50 was fake
01:58:00 <Taco> Go to the bank teller. They can tell if its fake, and tell the police if its fake
01:59:00 <Doodle> is that why they call them tellers
01:59:00 <Taco> Probs why not
01:59:00 <Doodle> i dont know i'm asking you
02:00:00 <Maurice> What a crock of shemale bullshit
02:00:00 <Tessa> the words David Unaipon in block letters under his picture on the note are missing. Genuine notes have the guys name.
02:01:00 <Doodle> who's a shemale
02:01:00 <Maurice> Tessa
02:01:00 <Maurice> Or you
02:01:00 <Doodle> oic
02:01:00 <Doodle> lol
02:01:00 <Maurice> Whichever
02:01:00 <Doodle> no
02:01:00 <Doodle> my tits are too small
02:01:00 <Maurice> PROVE IT
02:01:00 <Tessa> otherwise, the $50 note looks and feels genuine. i have 2 of them. My BF also has a couple, from a different AT
02:01:00 <Tessa> ATM
02:02:00 <Doodle> eehehehe
02:02:00 <Tessa> I have little ones too
02:02:00 <Doodle> pics
02:02:00 <Maurice> I wouldnt brag about that
02:03:00 <Doodle> why not
02:03:00 <Doodle> little ones are still heaps of fun
02:03:00 <Tessa> its good. no bra needs.
02:03:00 <Maurice> Nobody brags about little ones
02:03:00 <Doodle> just stick party hats on them
02:03:00 <Doodle> fun!
02:04:00 <Doodle> worked for madonna
02:04:00 <Tessa> i used to play at the beach and stuff with the boys until i was about 16 - topless.
02:04:00 <Doodle> :o
02:04:00 <Doodle> umm ahh
02:04:00 <Maurice> See
02:04:00 <Maurice> Man
02:04:00 <Doodle> lol
02:04:00 <Tessa> nobody realised i was a girl back then
02:04:00 <Maurice> No female ever did that
02:04:00 <Doodle> Maurice said see man
02:04:00 <Tessa> i was a bit of a tomboy
02:04:00 <Doodle> keekekek
02:05:00 <Maurice> Hehe seamen
02:05:00 <Doodle> i'm a bit of a tomboy
02:05:00 <Maurice> Sploog on your face
02:05:00 <Maurice> Show me
02:05:00 <Doodle> no
02:05:00 <Doodle> wait
02:05:00 <Maurice> DO IT
02:05:00 <Doodle> what
02:05:00 <Maurice> Oh
02:05:00 <Doodle> show you what
02:05:00 <Maurice> Your vag
02:05:00 <Doodle> me in overalls chewing grass?
02:05:00 <Doodle> oh
02:05:00 <Doodle> same thing
02:05:00 <Maurice> That too
02:06:00 <Doodle> i dont have a vag
02:06:00 <Doodle> sadly :(
02:06:00 <Maurice> Me either :(
02:06:00 <Maurice> I mean, shhh
02:06:00 <Doodle> lol shut up
02:06:00 <Tessa> really Doodle?
02:06:00 <Doodle> really what
02:06:00 <Tessa> no vag
02:06:00 <Doodle> no
02:06:00 <Doodle> they call me teflon groin
02:06:00 <Maurice> Do you show your bits to a homo
02:07:00 <Doodle> who
02:07:00 <Doodle> me?
02:07:00 <Maurice> Greedy fucker
02:07:00 <Doodle> of course theyre way more appreciative
02:07:00 <Tessa> my vag kinda rules me
02:07:00 <Doodle> chicks are like 'oh nice knob'
02:07:00 <Maurice> ...
02:07:00 <Doodle> lol it rules you?
02:07:00 <Doodle> like a penis?
02:07:00 <Maurice> I would have done more than say
02:08:00 <Maurice> I woulda done ;)
02:08:00 <Doodle> re000wwwwwww
02:08:00 <Maurice> Sah hawr
02:08:00 <Maurice> hawt
02:08:00 <Maurice> Even
02:08:00 <Doodle> i could be your long distance bit on the side
02:08:00 <Doodle> if you ever fucking went anywhere
02:08:00 <Tessa> lately my vag wants my baby
02:08:00 <Maurice> Im down with that
02:08:00 <Doodle> wtf
02:08:00 <Maurice> I go places
02:08:00 <Doodle> can you speak in english pls Tessa
02:08:00 <Maurice> Like woolies and big w
02:09:00 <Doodle> lol
02:09:00 <Doodle> i go to the bank
02:09:00 <Tessa> ahh, just feeling clucky
02:09:00 <Doodle> and the petrol station
02:09:00 <Doodle> oh
02:09:00 <Maurice> Fuck the bank
02:09:00 <Doodle> ew
02:09:00 <Maurice> I do that online
02:09:00 <Doodle> drug dealers dont have bpay
02:09:00 <Doodle> or eftpos
02:09:00 <Tessa> wise move Doodle
02:10:00 <Doodle> we dont use the b word in my house
02:10:00 <Tessa> bali is pretty much all cash. so are they all dealers?
02:10:00 <Maurice> Look Doodle, I'm about to go to bed, meet me in 20
02:10:00 <Doodle> lol no i meant in australia
02:10:00 <Maurice> Pants off
02:10:00 <Doodle> fuck off bed
02:10:00 <Doodle> i'm wide awake :/
02:10:00 <Maurice> I know, sif bed at this earliest time
02:11:00 <Tessa> still wearing my bali shorts with the heating turned way up - thinking of bali!
02:11:00 <Maurice> No, get out
02:11:00 <Doodle> lol
02:11:00 <Doodle> i have my bintang singlet on
02:11:00 <Doodle> yob central
02:12:00 <Tessa> i bought the tiniest bintang bikini top - still too big for me lol
02:12:00 <Doodle> why didnt you get knocked up in bali so you have an interesting story to tell your kid
02:12:00 <Taco> Tessa, meet me at maccas car park and I'll give you a baby. Its not mine but, I just found it
02:13:00 <Tessa> no kid to tell yet
02:13:00 <Doodle> i mean later
02:13:00 <Doodle> after you've dropped it
02:13:00 <Tessa> but its posdible that i'm preg i suppose
02:14:00 <Doodle> or it could judt be bali belly
02:14:00 <Doodle> *just
02:14:00 <Tessa> nah, didnt get sick
02:15:00 <Tessa> but no period fo 6 weeks
02:15:00 <Doodle> well
02:15:00 <Doodle> you have a belly full of arms and legs then
02:15:00 <Doodle> call it kuta
02:16:00 <Tessa> jimbaran, actually
02:16:00 <Doodle> NO call it tiidak terima kasih
02:16:00 <Doodle> the most said phrase by me in bali
02:17:00 <Tessa> i said satu lagi a bit too often
02:17:00 <Tessa> especially to a pair of french guys who were slow with the english
02:18:00 <Doodle> i had to mime red bull to a bartender cos she didnt speak english
02:18:00 <Doodle> that was embarrassing
02:18:00 <Tessa> ha ha!
02:19:00 <Tessa> when were you last in bali?
02:20:00 <Doodle> 5 years ago
02:21:00 <Tessa> i was up there about then too.
02:21:00 <Tessa> with my mum & dad.
02:21:00 <Loof> i saw the bali bombing aftermath on documentingreality
02:21:00 <Loof> heads sitting atop piles of mush
02:22:00 <Loof> i'd like to go to the USA
02:22:00 <Tessa> why?
02:22:00 <Loof> because it's not some scummy third world shithole?
02:23:00 <Tessa> try new orleans....
02:23:00 <Loof> try vegas
02:24:00 <Tessa> been there?
02:24:00 <Loof> not yet
02:24:00 <Loof> have friends near there i want to visit
02:24:00 <Tessa> me neither but ive bedn to new orleans. pretty ordinary.
02:24:00 <Taco> Loof has only ever holidayed at a mental health unit
02:24:00 <Loof> america is so beautiful
02:25:00 <Tessa> lots of poor people in new orleans
02:25:00 <Loof> i dont mean the cities so much
02:25:00 <Loof> the outback
02:25:00 <Tessa> i went up into the mountains in bali. the jungle is stunning.
02:26:00 <Loof> not far away enough from australia for me
02:26:00 <Loof> too similar - the trees and shit
02:26:00 <Tessa> i love skinny dipping in the rock pools up north.
02:27:00 <Loof> how'd you go without weed while in bali Doodle?
02:28:00 <Loof> that would suck right there
02:28:00 <Doodle> i was too drunk to notice
02:28:00 <Loof> lol
02:29:00 <Loof> i heard they send out fake dealers to sell you weed then these "dealers" point you out to the cops
02:29:00 <Loof> all a setup
02:29:00 <Loof> in bali
02:29:00 <Tessa> i was surprised that around those isolated rock pools the locals do a lot of quiet screwing right there in the open.
02:29:00 <Loof> ew
02:29:00 <Loof> fuck going there
02:29:00 <Loof> thats disgusting
02:30:00 <Loof> what pigs
02:30:00 <Tessa> it seemed very natural
02:30:00 <Loof> it's not
02:30:00 <Loof> it's perverse and they're going to hell :P
02:31:00 <Tessa> often it was a couple of girls with their bfs
02:31:00 <Loof> this is why third world countries have so many STDs
02:31:00 <Loof> putrid cunts
02:31:00 <Taco> Because they have sex and you don't?
02:37:00 <Doodle> [02:29] <Loof> i heard they send out fake dealers to sell you weed then these "dealers" point you out to the cops
02:37:00 <Doodle> [02:29] <Loof> all a setup
02:37:00 <Doodle> spot on, never buy drugs in bali lol
02:37:00 <Doodle> and if you get caught ask them how much the bribe is
02:37:00 <Doodle> so you can go home
02:39:00 <Doodle> tessa do you have any nude pics of yourself you can show me?
02:40:00 <tessa> nup
02:40:00 <Doodle> thats a pity
02:40:00 <tessa> guess so
02:40:00 <Doodle> ^_^
02:44:00 <Taco> Doodle, I have some nude pics of my cat if you like?
02:47:00 <Loof> well i'm off to play lego (a 40 year old man playing lego at 2:47 AM in the morning *sigh*)
02:50:00 <Doodle> if i was into naked cats i could just look at mine
02:50:00 <Doodle> splayed in front of the heater like a strumpet
08:04:00 <phix> Doodle: nice work
11:02:00 <ShadowLurker> you all need a dose of boobies
11:06:00 <ShadowLurker> https://40.media.tumblr.com/99167ae3230b734993f3bae291afed3f/tumblr_np4srx1XVD1uwx674o1_400.jpg
11:20:00 <aliasd> ty ShadowLurker
11:21:00 <ShadowLurker> dont speak to me chris
11:30:00 <aliasd> ?
11:30:00 <aliasd> wtf is chris?
11:33:00 <British^Meat> meat out
11:36:00 <stebie> meat in
11:37:00 <British^Meat> shake it all about
11:37:00 <ShadowLurker> damnit you beat me
11:37:00 <British^Meat> :)
11:40:00 <ShadowLurker> beat me like a redheadded stepchild
11:41:00 <British^Meat> hah
11:41:00 <British^Meat> red heads, is there anything they cant do?
11:42:00 <British^Meat> any red heads here?
11:42:00 <British^Meat> i mean like REAL red heads, pasty skin, freckles, curly red pubes atop noggin?
11:44:00 <ShadowLurker> Doodle is
11:45:00 <British^Meat> http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JKehjNieoLU/maxresdefault.jpg
12:09:00 <Doodle> i am not
12:23:00 <stebie> hi arun
12:29:00 <mrdanger> hulo
12:52:00 <faux> Y u slappin
12:55:00 <ShadowLurker> slappers
12:57:00 <Serenity> homer is going to eat me
12:57:00 <Serenity> send help
13:00:00 <faux> I love how mum rings me to tell me she's constipated
13:00:00 <faux> So sweet
13:01:00 <Serenity> haha like you can do anything about it
13:01:00 <faux> Loll
13:01:00 <Serenity> 'cool ty mum'
13:01:00 <faux> She's like
13:01:00 <faux> I had prune juice and laxatives and now I'm having licorice
13:01:00 <faux> I HOPE I GET THE SHITS
13:01:00 <Serenity> oh god no
13:01:00 <faux> lmao
13:01:00 <Serenity> shes going to turn inside out in about 8 hours
13:01:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
13:01:00 <faux> My mum eats v healthy but they're away for work now
13:01:00 <faux> So she hasn't been having her usual fruit etc
13:02:00 <faux> Just take out stuff
13:02:00 <faux> So her body is like noooo
13:02:00 <faux> Lol
13:02:00 <Serenity> oh thats enough to give anyone the shits
13:02:00 <faux> No its made her constipated haha
13:02:00 <Serenity> we got hjs last night cause of the kids disco and weve been eating so good lately
13:02:00 <Serenity> i feel like shit this morning
13:02:00 <faux> Yeah
13:02:00 <faux> When you don't eat it for a while
13:02:00 <faux> Your body is like stahp
13:02:00 <faux> I've been heaps strict since November
13:03:00 <faux> And re other day I had a can of passion fruit fanta
13:03:00 <faux> SO MUCH SUGAR
13:03:00 <Serenity> im not overly strict ive just been making sure we have nice home cooked meals
13:03:00 <faux> My body was like WHATTODOWHATTODO
13:03:00 <ShadowLurker> but home cooked meals are soo povo man
13:03:00 <ShadowLurker> cmon
13:03:00 <faux> naw I wanted to lose weight and what I was doing before wasn't helping
13:03:00 <faux> So i thought I better kick my own ass
13:04:00 <faux> How are they povo??
13:04:00 <faux> Did someone here say that
13:04:00 <faux> Lol
13:04:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
13:04:00 <ShadowLurker> ages ago
13:04:00 <faux> Lol jesus
13:04:00 <ShadowLurker> full rant on how they were so rich blah blah
13:04:00 <ShadowLurker> usual troll shit
13:05:00 <faux> People love to pick on eve3ything
13:05:00 <faux> If u eat at home you're poor if you eat heaps of takeout you're fat
13:05:00 <faux> If you don't eat at all you're a dickhead
13:05:00 <ShadowLurker> i love when they come here n bag out junkies
13:05:00 <ShadowLurker> then nekminnut "toking a blunt yo"
13:05:00 <faux> And they're the biggest junkies of all
13:05:00 <ShadowLurker> yup
13:05:00 <Serenity> rofl
13:05:00 <Serenity> yeah who was that
13:06:00 <Serenity> pliv maybe
13:06:00 <ShadowLurker> I DUN DEW DRUGZ BRO
13:06:00 <faux> projecting
13:06:00 <Serenity> called me povo cause i cook at home
13:06:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh think so
13:06:00 <faux> lol
13:06:00 <faux> He clearly doesn't buy his own groceries
13:06:00 <ShadowLurker> best trolls of all tho
13:06:00 <faux> Good food is fucking expensive
13:06:00 <Serenity> it is!
13:06:00 <ShadowLurker> "theyre abusing me. ban em nowwwww."
13:06:00 <Serenity> nie healthy fresh food isnt cheap
13:07:00 <faux> I know
13:07:00 <faux> It's shit
13:07:00 <Serenity> nice
13:07:00 <faux> The other day I saw some fb post someone shared
13:07:00 <faux> Of a girl saying
13:07:00 <faux> You tell us to eat healthy but a maccas meal is $7 bux and good food is 3x that
13:07:00 <faux> Or something along those lines
13:07:00 <faux> And its so true
13:08:00 <ShadowLurker> no shit
13:08:00 <Serenity> well yeah it is
13:09:00 <Serenity> even stuff like red rooster and that you can buy a whole roast chook meal for $25
13:09:00 <faux> Yeah
13:09:00 <Serenity> buying a roast chicken already costs you $15 and thats nothing elser
13:09:00 <Serenity> -r
13:09:00 <Serenity> well a chook to roast'
13:09:00 <faux> Charcoal chicken places here are around that
13:09:00 <faux> And u get a drink chips garlic and pickles
13:09:00 <faux> Mm pickles
13:10:00 <Serenity> and if you dont have a farmers market to shop at just a bag of potatoes is like $7
13:10:00 <Serenity> then other veggies on top
13:10:00 <faux> We got leb food the other day from this place and it was pretty expensive but so worth it it tasted homemade we were in love
13:11:00 <faux> Came to like 60 but we got 25% off cos it was our first time ordering
13:11:00 <faux> One of the meat dishes we got was $14 for like a Chinese food sized container
13:11:00 <faux> At the leb butcher you can buy a kilo for about $6
13:11:00 <faux> Lol
13:11:00 <faux> Total rip but yeah was really nice food
13:12:00 <Serenity> mmm yum
13:12:00 <faux> It was raw
13:12:00 <faux> You still saying yum?
13:12:00 <faux> :p
13:12:00 <faux> Haha its so good but non lebs usually cringe to death at it
13:12:00 <Serenity> depends i guess
13:13:00 <Serenity> raw stuff doesnt really bother me much anymorfe depends how its made
13:13:00 <faux> It's mince with wheat onion parsley and spices all blended through
13:13:00 <faux> And you eat it with onion and meat in leb bread
13:13:00 <faux> S so so so so so so good
13:13:00 <Serenity> that kinda souns good
13:13:00 <faux> Google "kibbeh nay"
13:13:00 <Serenity> brb making tea
13:13:00 <faux> Okies
13:18:00 <Serenity> lol poor bitch making tea at home lolololoollualahaha
13:19:00 <Serenity> that kibbeh stuff doesnt look so bad
13:30:00 <British^Meat> ? home cooked meals mean you are povo?
13:30:00 <British^Meat> lol of all the dumbest things ive heard
13:31:00 <British^Meat> i know a guy who buys fast food/pub meals every night at home
13:31:00 <British^Meat> $15 - $20 min, everynight
13:32:00 <British^Meat> thats over $100 a week, only on tea!
13:32:00 <Serenity> no shit haha
13:33:00 <British^Meat> even if u could afford that and money was no object, why wouldnt u wanna save it and be sensible?
13:33:00 <Serenity> apparently spending money for the sake of it is where its at
13:33:00 <British^Meat> and apparently not doing that makes u poor
13:34:00 <Serenity> yeah lol
13:48:00 <StrykingX> STFU - Did you mean STD
13:48:00 <StrykingX> Weird autocorrect
13:50:00 <PandasDontDrive> I got an std for u baebz
13:50:00 <faux> Lol watching mob wived
13:50:00 <faux> Wives
13:50:00 <faux> Trashiest tv
13:51:00 <Serenity> im watching gossip girl
13:51:00 <faux> Where u at
13:51:00 <Serenity> i want to bone chuck to death
13:51:00 <faux> Ehehe
13:51:00 <faux> Mother chucker
13:51:00 <faux> Love him
13:52:00 <Serenity> im on s2e17
13:52:00 <faux> I finished the flash yesti and I felt like something trash
13:52:00 <faux> This is perfect
13:53:00 <Serenity> chuck looks like he'd smell amazing ... lol
13:53:00 <faux> Her husband rings her from jail and they have a fight and he's brutal he's like who the fuck are you shove your package up your cunt
13:53:00 <faux> Lol awkies
13:53:00 <Serenity> loll
13:53:00 <Serenity> are they real?
13:53:00 <faux> Lollll yeah he's a babe
13:53:00 <faux> But nate hng
13:53:00 <faux> And Serena I absolutely love Blake lively
13:54:00 <faux> Yeah its reality tb
13:54:00 <faux> Tv
13:54:00 <faux> Well "reality"
13:54:00 <faux> Lol
13:54:00 <Serenity> fake reality
13:54:00 <faux> As scripted as can be
13:54:00 <faux> But its their real lives
13:54:00 <faux> It's sad cos one f the ladies has 2 kids and they don't even know their dad is in jail
13:55:00 <faux> They think he's away for work
13:55:00 <Serenity> oh :(
13:55:00 <faux> :/
13:55:00 <faux> One of the ladies is brutal she's like IF I FIGHT U I HURT U I DONT PULL NO HAIR. . YOU'LL NEED COSMETIC SURGERY AND A HAWSPITAL
13:56:00 <faux> Lmao.
13:56:00 <Serenity> LOL
13:56:00 <faux> She's like this skinny muscley gangsta bitch with fake titties
13:56:00 <faux> And wears leopard print
13:56:00 <faux> Lol
13:56:00 <Serenity> god
13:56:00 <faux> So funny
13:57:00 <faux> It's such bad tv but it's hilarious
13:57:00 <Serenity> i need to see it
13:57:00 <faux> Like jersey shore
13:57:00 <Serenity> i love trashy tv
13:57:00 <faux> That was so so bad but I couldn't stop watching
13:57:00 <faux> Haha
13:57:00 <faux> Yesss
13:57:00 <faux> Same
13:58:00 <Serenity> do you ever find out who gossip girl is?
13:58:00 <faux> Yes
13:58:00 <faux> The last episode.
13:58:00 <faux> Lmao
13:58:00 <Serenity> haha
13:58:00 <faux> The last episode shit me bad
13:58:00 <faux> Sosobad
13:59:00 <Serenity> i like it cause its not like PLL where youre all omg i neeeeed to know who A is
13:59:00 <faux> Yeah
13:59:00 <faux> I love rufus
14:00:00 <faux> Is that his name i haven't seen it in forevs
14:00:00 <Serenity> yeah rufus
14:00:00 <faux> Dans dad
14:00:00 <faux> Yeah he rocks
14:00:00 <Serenity> rufus the doofus haha
14:00:00 <faux> Loll
14:00:00 <Serenity> their parents look so young
14:01:00 <faux> And Bart bass
14:01:00 <faux> I'd do him.
14:01:00 <faux> Idc if he's 400
14:01:00 <Serenity> you and dads!
14:01:00 <faux> HAHAHA
14:02:00 <faux> Rofl
14:02:00 <Serenity> poor Doodle's dad
14:03:00 <faux> K brb I want salami .. I don't buy it cos the fat content is ridic but woolies fucked up and gave me someone else's order as a part of mine
14:03:00 <faux> So I was like scooore
14:03:00 <faux> Smashing it all
14:03:00 <faux> Lolll
14:03:00 <Serenity> yumm
14:03:00 <faux> also
14:04:00 <faux> I gave up bread a few months ago :/ cos I kept craving it
14:04:00 <faux> But I bought mini dinner rolls this week
14:04:00 <faux> And I want to eat the whole bag
14:04:00 <faux> They're so fresh and nom
14:05:00 <Serenity> i love fresh rolls
14:10:00 <faux> Same
14:10:00 <faux> Lol wtf
14:10:00 <faux> She's buying a 5000 fur coat
14:10:00 <faux> I don't think I'd spend that much on a coat even if I was well off
14:11:00 <faux> Can buy 20 fucking jackets
14:11:00 <faux> Gtfo
14:13:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/7e/ca/7eca279f440f5d226567b2bd99af1ac9.jpg
14:13:00 <Serenity> boobies
14:14:00 <Serenity> also do they look like cutting marks on her legs?
14:29:00 <Doodle> what legs
14:30:00 <gremlinz> if i was to take an educated guess id say quite possibly
15:07:00 <B1{MIA}> they look like clothing marks
15:08:00 <B1{MIA}> hard to tell ... so many of them have scars
15:08:00 <nate> hi b1, playing a game?
15:12:00 <B1{MIA}> nope
15:22:00 <ShiftyTys> Hello?
15:22:00 <ShiftyTys> #test
15:23:00 <ShiftyTys> Anyone alive?
15:41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> peeps n' freaks
15:45:00 <TheRon> you can go your own way, you can call it another lonely day
15:46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> go your own way
15:49:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10447027_759648817472752_5048109088186674471_n.jpg?oh=98cc43f6bd3dd5459aaa5de96dd26762&oe=5622627C&__gda__=1445432013_ffd85a4707d733c3de4b540b637b63df
15:50:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
15:51:00 <katatonic_kate01_> http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--pQYTSnNK--/dmlpokxddethm8ozsddl.jpg
15:51:00 <katatonic_kate01_> just because i'm a cunt :P
15:52:00 <Doodle> cunt
15:52:00 <katatonic_kate01_> <3
15:53:00 <katatonic_kate01_> https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e15/11272890_990591334307210_1434103646_n.jpg
15:53:00 <katatonic_kate01_> perfect :D
15:54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:57:00 <nate> little miss is good
15:58:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i know, right
16:01:00 <faux> Lol wtf
16:01:00 <faux> There's literally a marbles tournament on snapchag
16:02:00 <faux> Chat***
16:04:00 <katatonic_kate01_> wtf
16:11:00 <Doodle> excitement
16:12:00 <Doodle> fucking wreckers
16:12:00 <Doodle> just got a quote for a part, $44
16:12:00 <Doodle> new one is $45
16:12:00 <Doodle> .
16:15:00 <ashleighxtrinity> What part?
16:15:00 <Doodle> p/s pump adjustment bracket
16:15:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Aspensive
16:17:00 <Doodle> for a bit of metal with a hole in the end, yup
16:18:00 <TheRon> you're face to face with the man who sold the world
16:23:00 <Bastardly_One> what about up the road from you?
16:24:00 <Bastardly_One> Squid might have something kickin' around for cheap
16:24:00 <Doodle> squid?
16:24:00 <Bastardly_One> just tell him $20 or you'll explain to the cops about the drugs that came with the cars
16:24:00 <Doodle> isnt he dead
16:24:00 <Doodle> its not for my car its for a hilux
16:25:00 <Bastardly_One> want a suggestion then?
16:25:00 <Bastardly_One> the buy swap and sell groups on FB
16:25:00 <Doodle> lol
16:25:00 <Doodle> dude
16:25:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear I've seen something on one of them recently
16:25:00 <Doodle> its a dicky rare bracket from a 22 year old hilux that no wreckers have
16:26:00 <Doodle> i've received one response from every wrecker in oz
16:26:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, righty o
16:26:00 <Doodle> i'll just tell my old man to order one from toyota and weld the old one up for the meantime
16:26:00 <StrykerX> Go to a Toyota enthusiast group?
16:27:00 <Doodle> i've done all that
16:27:00 <Doodle> checked all the 4wd forums etc
16:27:00 <StrykerX> Ah k
16:27:00 <StrykerX> Just joined convo
16:27:00 <StrykerX> So repetition may occur
16:27:00 <Doodle> lol
16:27:00 <TheRon> does any of this have anything to do with breasts??
16:27:00 <Doodle> i had an argument with central motor wreckers
16:28:00 <Doodle> cos they wouldnt pull one off a motor
16:28:00 <Doodle> then after making them do it they dont even have the right engine
16:28:00 <Doodle> idiots
16:28:00 <Doodle> pringas said they wouldnt pull one off either
16:28:00 <Doodle> which is not what i've heard
16:29:00 <Doodle> cos pringa is the biggest tosser in town
16:29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:29:00 <Bastardly_One> want me to give the old cunt a ring and see if he has any suggestions?
16:29:00 <Doodle> i've already been there and had an argument
16:29:00 <Serenity> you need a paulies brother
16:30:00 <Serenity> he can get you whatever. if he doesn't already have jt
16:30:00 <Bastardly_One> no, I mean the old cunt with my mum
16:30:00 <Doodle> ok well tell paulies brother i'm looking for a part for 3L/2LTE p/n 0446-30070
16:30:00 <Doodle> thanks
16:30:00 <Doodle> .
16:30:00 <Bastardly_One> he seems to know where to get hold of old stuff for vechiles
16:30:00 <Serenity> haha
16:30:00 <Doodle> are you talking about gary pring
16:31:00 <Doodle> cos he has nothing to do with the wreckers
16:31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll try that in English
16:31:00 <Bastardly_One> My mother's partner seems to know where to get stuff that other's don't have or want
16:31:00 <Doodle> oh ok
16:32:00 <Bastardly_One> typical
16:32:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one's home
16:32:00 <Bastardly_One> you have reached the message bank of ...
16:33:00 <faux> vechiles
16:33:00 <faux> Is that cars in Spanish
16:34:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11066546_10153302366794034_8700770932903489102_n.jpg?oh=a9594f5aa1c36788a0f8a9ea38021530&oe=562603A4
16:35:00 <Bastardly_One> yes faux
16:35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the pic
16:36:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Aha
16:50:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i need a shoulder massage!
16:50:00 <Bastardly_One> I need marijuana
16:51:00 <Bastardly_One> but we can't all get what we want
16:51:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i thought you gave up and your life was better for it?
16:51:00 <ashleighxtrinity> You both need money
16:51:00 <TheRon> i do breast massages
16:51:00 <ashleighxtrinity> That'll get both of what you want
16:51:00 <TheRon> mainly my own but still
16:51:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i ain't giving up massages...
16:51:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah ashleigh… it's more of a time factor thing
16:51:00 <British^Meat> i'll take some money
16:51:00 <Bastardly_One> I have ... but if someone had a gram and I was able to get it I'd purchase it
16:51:00 <katatonic_kate01_> 5pm… not too sure if the person I go see, would be open now....
16:52:00 <Q{{> how u factor a breast?
16:52:00 <Bastardly_One> as a treat ... one joint would wipe me out I reckon
16:52:00 <katatonic_kate01_> shoulder vs breast...
16:52:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah i'd still take a shoulder massage over a breast massage :|
16:53:00 <Q{{> get both
16:53:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol @ b1
16:53:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah i don't need a breast massage :|
16:53:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of the one time I wish I knew pot heads in this hole
16:53:00 <Q{{> one compliment the other
16:59:00 <TheRon> the jean genie lives on his back
17:01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ya mum's the jean genie
17:02:00 <katatonic_kate01_> http://www.mamamia.com.au/wellbeing/expose-project-copy/
17:05:00 <Taco> heh
17:05:00 <Taco> I just got an eLetter from tas today... begging me to come
17:06:00 <Taco> hah... they say they'll provide free accomodation
17:08:00 <TheRon> ever heard the term TUBE?
17:08:00 <TheRon> totally unnecessary breast exam
17:11:00 <Q{{> <--- offers free breast examinations too
17:11:00 <Taco> I have to go see jurassic world again and this time try to stay awake
17:11:00 <Taco> apparently the film is riddled with racial slurs
17:12:00 <Q{{> <--- can supply know if real or fake breast
17:12:00 <Bastardly_One> omg
17:12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:12:00 <Bastardly_One> http://trendingstylist.com/pregnant-texas-woman/
17:12:00 <Bastardly_One> she claims she was raped by a pig
17:12:00 <Bastardly_One> and is pregnant to it
17:13:00 <TheRon> she had a porgy???
17:13:00 <Doodle> i think she is telling porkies
17:15:00 <Q{{> maybe it was a low light night and the man was wearing a pig suit
17:16:00 <Q{{> i'd like to see security cam tho
17:16:00 <Doodle> you can't get raped by a pig anyway, its not like you can give consent to an animal
17:16:00 <Doodle> she just got fucked by a pig
17:17:00 <TheRon> sounds like my saturday nights
17:17:00 <Q{{> yeh u can deny or give consent to an animal
17:17:00 <Q{{> it may not do any good tho
17:18:00 <Doodle> “I just want to wait and be surprised by what my baby looks like,” Angie said. “My hope is that that it’s not a mutant pig of some kind and it just comes out looking like a normal human baby, which I feel, will be the case.
17:18:00 <Doodle> ahahaha
17:18:00 <TheRon> the pig came on to me, how could i deny it
17:18:00 <Taco> Makes sense. She is a pig
17:18:00 <Doodle> i can see why the pig fucked her anyway, she looks like a pig
17:18:00 <Doodle> ^^
17:19:00 <Q{{> she doesnt have 6 tits like other pigs
17:19:00 <Serenity> pigs have more than 6 tits
17:20:00 <Q{{> 12?
17:20:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!
17:20:00 <Serenity> a good lady pig will have 14
17:20:00 <Taco> http://trendingstylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/pigrap-woman-620x264.jpg
17:20:00 <Doodle> .
17:20:00 <Taco> I can see at least 6
17:20:00 <TheRon> such a sow
17:20:00 <Q{{> 12 functional teats for pure bred registry
17:21:00 <amelia> more likely that she raped the pig
17:21:00 <Q{{> source: http://ansci.illinois.edu/static/ansc438/Mamstructure/comparanat_6.html
17:21:00 <Serenity> but howww
17:21:00 <Serenity> its peenie is all.. twirly
17:21:00 <Q{{> some women do beastial things under the influence
17:22:00 <Taco> don't be sexist
17:22:00 <Serenity> gangas
17:22:00 <Bastardly_One> that comes originally from moron.com
17:22:00 <Bastardly_One> there's some class acts on there
17:22:00 <TheRon> even a pig needs to get you know....excited
17:23:00 <Serenity> i dont think it would take much to get a pig excited
17:23:00 <Taco> I really like asian women... some of them are total babes. Except the ones that are ugly, are really ugly
17:24:00 <Serenity> like.. every other race in the world?
17:25:00 <Taco> no I'm saying there is no middle ground
17:25:00 <Taco> they're either babes or repulsive
17:25:00 <Taco> like my neighbour
17:25:00 <TheRon> i like that hot national geographic look
17:25:00 <Taco> black with saggy tits?
17:25:00 <TheRon> 'check out those saggy hooters"
17:26:00 <Q{{> i wonder what percentage of men got fetish for saggy boobs
17:26:00 <Taco> yuck
17:27:00 <Serenity> yeah damn tits doing what theyre meant to
17:27:00 <TheRon> abba - the winner takes it all
17:28:00 <Taco> tits are meant to go in bras or my hands or around my dick
17:28:00 <Taco> they're not supposed to sag
17:28:00 <Taco> r u mad?
17:28:00 <Serenity> totally
17:28:00 <TheRon> oh furious
17:28:00 <Taco> stomp yer feet yo
17:28:00 <Taco> stomp!
17:29:00 <Taco> ok whatevs
17:31:00 <Doodle> lol
17:31:00 <TheRon> doodle has a saggy hooters fetish
17:31:00 <Doodle> i do not
17:31:00 <Doodle> i like them perky
17:31:00 <Doodle> or massive
17:31:00 <Doodle> i'm pretty easy to please
17:32:00 <TheRon> my mistake
17:32:00 <amelia> perhaps when your balls sag
17:32:00 <amelia> a girl can tell you gtfo balls aren't meant to sag
17:33:00 <Serenity> you cant have perky and massive at once
17:33:00 <Doodle> i said or massive
17:33:00 <TheRon> why do kangaroos lick their own genitals?
17:33:00 <Doodle> not and :P
17:33:00 <TheRon> because they can
17:33:00 <Serenity> ok shut up
17:33:00 <Serenity> lol
17:33:00 <Doodle> lol
17:33:00 <Doodle> balls are meant to sag btw
17:33:00 <Doodle> when its hot
17:33:00 <amelia> SO ARE TITS
17:33:00 <Serenity> tell us that when youre 60
17:33:00 <Doodle> to protect your jizz babies
17:33:00 <Serenity> oh i thought you said arent
17:33:00 <Doodle> i wont reach 60 sarah
17:34:00 <Serenity> will so
17:34:00 <Doodle> hopefully i dont reach 40
17:34:00 <amelia> i think serenity jus wants to fight you doodle haha
17:34:00 <Doodle> yeah we enjoy arguing with each other
17:34:00 <Serenity> its called foreplay
17:34:00 <Doodle> mainly cos she is wrong all the time
17:34:00 <Doodle> :)
17:34:00 <amelia> boys who love big tits then bitch because they drop/sag
17:34:00 <Serenity> IM DOBBING
17:34:00 <Doodle> hahaha
17:34:00 <Doodle> honestly
17:34:00 <Doodle> as long as there are at least 2 tits i dont care
17:35:00 <Doodle> big small inverted w/evs
17:35:00 <Serenity> at least
17:35:00 <Serenity> hahah
17:35:00 <Doodle> you can still jizz on them
17:35:00 <ShadowLurker> looool
17:35:00 <amelia> haha yah i meant towards taco
17:35:00 <Doodle> he's been killed
17:35:00 <amelia> rip
17:35:00 <Serenity> i havent had perky tits since i was 17
17:35:00 <Doodle> me either
17:35:00 <Serenity> fml
17:35:00 <Doodle> :(
17:35:00 <amelia> i asked my ex if he would be with a girl with 3 tits
17:35:00 <Doodle> oh actually i had some a few months ago but they werent mine
17:35:00 <amelia> i cant believe he had to actually think about it
17:36:00 <Serenity> hahah
17:36:00 <amelia> is it not a straight out "no"
17:36:00 <Serenity> why would it be a no lol
17:36:00 <Serenity> 3 tits
17:36:00 <TheRon> at the moment i'd fall into a barrel full of mipples and come up sucking my thumb
17:36:00 <ShadowLurker> sif no
17:36:00 <amelia> 3 proper tits
17:36:00 <ShadowLurker> and
17:36:00 <amelia> oh wot am i the crazy one
17:36:00 <ShadowLurker> 3 > 2
17:36:00 <amelia> thay freaks me out a bit
17:36:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
17:36:00 <Serenity> no dude would say no to three tits
17:36:00 <amelia> a lot*
17:36:00 <ShadowLurker> clearly
17:37:00 <Doodle> creary
17:37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :|
17:37:00 <ShadowLurker> serenity wouldnt say no to trippletit
17:37:00 <amelia> doodle would you date a girl with 3 boobs
17:37:00 <Doodle> sure
17:37:00 <amelia> i dont mean a 3rd nipple
17:37:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt say no to any tit
17:37:00 <Doodle> i'd even help her carry them
17:37:00 <amelia> i mean full proper 3rd tit
17:37:00 <TheRon> the new total recall, did you see the uproar when they were gonna leave out the three titted chick??
17:37:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
17:37:00 <Doodle> yeah
17:37:00 <Doodle> why not
17:37:00 <Taco> urgh I have to do gay things with the wife tonight
17:37:00 <Serenity> we know what yhou mean
17:37:00 <amelia> holy crap
17:37:00 <Taco> shes such a fagget
17:38:00 <amelia> it really is me
17:38:00 <TheRon> taco, not during the footy
17:38:00 <Doodle> well she is married to you
17:38:00 <ShadowLurker> if shes got 3 tits maybe shed have 2 vaginas
17:38:00 <British^Meat> lol
17:38:00 <amelia> bwhaahah
17:38:00 <Serenity> that dude with two cocks
17:38:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
17:38:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
17:38:00 <ShadowLurker> his missus
17:38:00 <Serenity> like two fully functioning cocks
17:38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> winning!
17:39:00 <ShadowLurker> loooool @ kates clit pricking up right now
17:39:00 <TheRon> blokes have enough trouble with one
17:39:00 <Serenity> kate just snailed her seat
17:39:00 <ShadowLurker> yep
17:39:00 <ShadowLurker> ssllllrrrppppp
17:39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol!
17:39:00 <ShadowLurker> on the floor
17:39:00 <Serenity> OMG KATE
17:39:00 <Serenity> I WENT TO T2
17:39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> wot wot
17:39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> OMG
17:39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> did you LOVE IT
17:39:00 <Serenity> hngggg
17:39:00 <ShadowLurker> SO ITS YOUR FAULT
17:39:00 <Serenity> yesss im obsessed
17:39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, thought you would
17:39:00 <Serenity> i got a tea pot
17:40:00 <Doodle> lol
17:40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> don't hate me shadow! It's totes amaze :P
17:40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oo oo pics
17:40:00 <Doodle> you're such a poof sarah
17:40:00 <ShadowLurker> it is
17:40:00 <ShadowLurker> tbh
17:40:00 <Doodle> i bet you even like men
17:40:00 <amelia> wasn't this chan talkin about kettles the other night
17:40:00 <Doodle> yes
17:40:00 <ShadowLurker> well rob to be fair
17:40:00 <Serenity> fuck oiff robert you love how i poof
17:40:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/10444538_10152845109377331_1536313661769108817_n.jpg?oh=c9cccc01dbb219d973c4b6f1aadcaca0&oe=5633F633
17:40:00 <Serenity> kate ^^
17:40:00 <Doodle> OIFF
17:40:00 <ShadowLurker> i got the teapot
17:40:00 <Doodle> is the noise i make during penetration
17:40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> SOoooprettt
17:40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> y
17:40:00 <Serenity> i luff it
17:41:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
17:41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> OMG I have that TEA
17:41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> the creme burulee
17:41:00 <Serenity> its sooooo yum
17:41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> it's got tiny bits of like toffee through it
17:41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> it's DELICIOUS
17:41:00 <ShadowLurker> om nom
17:41:00 <Serenity> the lady at the shop had that one mixed with the chilli one
17:41:00 <TheRon> breasts??
17:41:00 <Serenity> and it was so yum
17:41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> chilli :|
17:41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> noooooo
17:41:00 <Serenity> its not hot
17:41:00 <ShadowLurker> its nice
17:41:00 <ShadowLurker> very nice
17:42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> what else is in it?
17:42:00 <ShadowLurker> water
17:42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> tea leaves n chilli
17:42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :P
17:42:00 <TheRon> chilli chocolate is the best
17:42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeh it's ok...
17:42:00 <Serenity> and we got sampoles of this other one mumbai maple
17:42:00 <Serenity> OMG
17:42:00 <Serenity> yum
17:42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> there is a byron bay hot chic with chilli
17:42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> CHOC
17:42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL (fail)
17:43:00 <TheRon> phone number?
17:43:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i'm going to byron next week! YEW!
17:43:00 <Serenity> she hasnt got 3 tits ron
17:43:00 <Serenity> calm down
17:43:00 <TheRon> damn
17:43:00 <British^Meat> lol
17:43:00 <katatonic_kate01_> she has dreds and doesn't wash
17:43:00 <TheRon> thats no good
17:43:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah pass
17:44:00 <Serenity> got a fucking birthday to take ant to tomorrow
17:44:00 <Serenity> then one the next weekend
17:44:00 <Serenity> hnngg
17:44:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i've decided that i'm gonna have a hippy git week…. meditates, float tank, massage
17:44:00 <Serenity> kids got a better social life than me
17:44:00 <katatonic_kate01_> it's gonna be fucking blissful
17:44:00 <TheRon> serenity i find a flask with scotch helps
17:44:00 <katatonic_kate01_> Oh, tell me about it…. for a month straight the child hadb/day parties
17:45:00 <Serenity> scotch is genuinely awful
17:45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and all the parents here buy epic fucking presents :|
17:45:00 <TheRon> or brandy or bourbon
17:45:00 <Serenity> oh one we've been told no presents please
17:45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> Oh lucky you!
17:45:00 <Serenity> and another cause we only got the invite last night they said not to worry
17:45:00 <Serenity> ill just give the kid some money in a card lol
17:45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> bonus!!!
17:46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> everything is disney fucking princesses
17:46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> or barbie
17:46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> or frozen
17:46:00 <Serenity> oh yuck im glad lilys friends are too old for that nonsense
17:46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> can you like a plastic reject shop doll!
17:46:00 <TheRon> i'm an uncle and frozen really shits me
17:47:00 <katatonic_kate01_> well… i'm a parent and it was on high rotation for ages
17:47:00 <katatonic_kate01_> then rapunzel :|
17:48:00 <Serenity> when lily was younger
17:48:00 <Serenity> it was toy story
17:48:00 <Serenity> alllll day every day
17:48:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
17:48:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, she went through that phase too :|
17:48:00 <Skirmish> Tiem to change the interwebs to a different provider. BBS all going well ...
17:48:00 <TheRon> this is the this is the best selling show, is there life on mars?
17:49:00 <katatonic_kate01_> she likes Dr Who now… which I think is a bit lame...
17:49:00 <katatonic_kate01_> but 8pm bed! BAM! so it works for me lol
17:49:00 <Serenity> how dare you!
17:49:00 <Serenity> dr who rules
17:50:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah i like the 70's dr
17:50:00 <katatonic_kate01_> not the new ones
17:50:00 <katatonic_kate01_> baker?
17:50:00 <TheRon> i watched sliders for a while does that count?
17:50:00 <Serenity> dunno there was like 10 of them lol
17:50:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sliders was awesome!
17:50:00 <Serenity> david tennant is the best dr that ever was
17:51:00 <Serenity> the new new dr whos are kinda shite moffat has ruined it, right up until matt smith was the dr was good tho
17:51:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: I agree
17:51:00 <TokenDaRing> Moffat fucked it up big time
17:51:00 <TokenDaRing> and I was really hoping he'd fucking bow out last season when Matt Smith left
17:52:00 <TheRon> damn these sci fi geeks to hell
17:52:00 <Serenity> hes made it jus like any other drama
17:52:00 <Serenity> and thats not what dr who was meant to be about
17:52:00 <Serenity> and dont even get me started on the fucking rory and amy characters ugh
17:54:00 <TheRon> misfits?
17:56:00 <TheRon> i wanna live like common people do, i wanna do whatever common people do
17:56:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: the main issue I have with Moffat is that everything always has to be super big and major
17:57:00 <katatonic_kate01_> well i suggest you get off irc ron :P
17:57:00 <TokenDaRing> and every episode has to serve as a part of some huge overall arc in the season
17:57:00 <TheRon> ineed
17:57:00 <TheRon> indeed
17:59:00 <Serenity> it used to be that each episode had its own little story and suprise and was genuinely interesting
18:03:00 <TheRon> tonight you're gonna go down in flames just like jesse james
18:04:00 <British^Meat> i grew up with sylvester mccoy so i have a soft spot for him
18:04:00 <British^Meat> but im not really the worlds biggest dr who fan
18:08:00 <katatonic_kate01_> tom baker
18:08:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ftw
18:08:00 <katatonic_kate01_> the end
18:08:00 <British^Meat> Mmmm
18:08:00 <TheRon> BRITTAIN BRITTAIN BRITTAIN
18:09:00 <katatonic_kate01_> aussie, aussie, aussie
18:09:00 <British^Meat> know of them all do i, but watched them all i have not
18:10:00 <TheRon> tom baker does the openeing bits on little brittain
18:18:00 <TheRon> peter frampton - baby, i love your way
18:20:00 <MrMark> peek a booo!!
18:20:00 <TheRon> peter frampton - baby, i love your way
18:23:00 <MrMark> oooer
18:23:00 <MrMark> i love your way TheRon
18:24:00 <TheRon> totally plutonic
18:24:00 <MrMark> yeah baby
18:24:00 <MrMark> Billy Ocean.........When The Goin Gets Tough
18:24:00 <MrMark> i sang that at kareoke on weds night
18:24:00 <MrMark> badly
18:25:00 <Skirmish> Did you pick up a lonley guy that likes your singing?
18:26:00 <MrMark> yep
18:26:00 <MrMark> 2 actually
18:26:00 <Skirmish> Score.
18:26:00 <TheRon> i do marvin gaye - heard it on the grapevine
18:27:00 <Skirmish> http://www.2gb.com/article/ray-hadley-ice-improves-driving <---- What the actual fuck.
18:27:00 <TheRon> MrMark: did you consider love really hurts without you?
18:28:00 <Skirmish> a story from South Australia where a woman was acquitted of dangerous driving because the judge agreed ice may have had a positive effect on her driving ability
18:28:00 <TheRon> why are SA judges so stupid??
18:28:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw that today
18:29:00 <TheRon> one years ago in a rape agreed that no meant yes in a rape case
18:29:00 <Bastardly_One> and just shook my head
18:30:00 <Skirmish> Pfft no always means yes when it comes to sex with a lady TheRon.
18:30:00 <Serenity> .
18:32:00 <TheRon> bee gees - fanny (by tender with my heart)
18:33:00 <TheRon> 5 stubbies in
18:33:00 <frayedknot> good work TheRon
18:34:00 <MrMark> drink up TheRon
18:34:00 <Bastardly_One> *be
18:34:00 <TheRon> oh i will
18:34:00 <MrMark> Hall and Oates........Out Of Touch
18:34:00 <TheRon> nice
18:35:00 <TheRon> rich girl next?
18:35:00 <MrMark> yep
18:35:00 <TheRon> hall and oates have the best film clips
18:36:00 <PandasDontDrive> Serenity, you can perm ban me right now from this channel. How does it feel to have called Nat over to hang out, get her drunk and high and then you and ShadowLurker took advantage of her?
18:36:00 <PandasDontDrive> She had to go pscyh therapy over it.
18:36:00 <PandasDontDrive> And that's true.
18:36:00 <Serenity> yeah ok
18:36:00 <PandasDontDrive> You two basically raped her, and you fuckshits accuse me of shit.
18:36:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah ok?
18:36:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're pathetic.
18:37:00 <PandasDontDrive> You took advantage of nat
18:37:00 <Serenity> lol says you doing this out of nowhere
18:37:00 <TheRon> the carpenters - we've only just begun
18:37:00 <PandasDontDrive> and fucked her head up.
18:37:00 <Serenity> zzz
18:37:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you have no remose.
18:37:00 <PandasDontDrive> Good people you are right.
18:37:00 <Bastardly_One> you have the wrong person to attack
18:37:00 <Bastardly_One> it was I and Maurice that called you out
18:37:00 <MrMark> Carly Simon............Coming Around Again
18:37:00 <PandasDontDrive> SO think about it before you fuckers abuse me.
18:37:00 <Bastardly_One> where the fuck does Serenity come into it?
18:38:00 <TheRon> nice!
18:38:00 <Serenity> i dont come into it
18:38:00 <Serenity> as usual b1
18:38:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity wasn't even fucking here
18:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> Sezz invited nat over
18:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> and her and ShadowLurker got her piss drunk and high
18:38:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't give a flying fuck and a rolling donut what they did
18:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> and Nat was out of it
18:38:00 <Serenity> rofl yeo
18:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> and they fucked her.
18:38:00 <Serenity> thats exactly what happened
18:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> it is
18:38:00 <Serenity> bahahah
18:38:00 <Serenity> yep
18:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> accept responsibility for your actions.
18:38:00 <Bastardly_One> it was Maurice and I that called you out on threatening to rape Mew's toddler
18:39:00 <Serenity> what happened that im coping shit for it now Bastardly_One?
18:39:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
18:39:00 <PandasDontDrive> grab b1s attention
18:39:00 <PandasDontDrive> like he should be your friend anyway
18:39:00 <PandasDontDrive> all the shit you've said about him.
18:39:00 <MrMark> Icehouse........Great Southern Land
18:39:00 <PandasDontDrive> contradictive soul.
18:39:00 <Serenity> he knows all the shit ive said about him
18:39:00 <TheRon> rape is uncool
18:39:00 <Bastardly_One> he admitted to threatening to saying he was going to rape mew's child
18:39:00 <Bastardly_One> as a way to get at her
18:39:00 <PandasDontDrive> own up to shit sarah
18:40:00 <PandasDontDrive> and your husband
18:40:00 <Serenity> and that has what to do with me Bastardly_One?
18:40:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice called him out on it
18:40:00 <PandasDontDrive> you raped a girl.
18:40:00 <Bastardly_One> he raged and got banned
18:40:00 <Serenity> yeah i raped her rofl
18:40:00 <Bastardly_One> and now you're copping it
18:40:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes
18:40:00 <Serenity> ahh i see Bastardly_One
18:40:00 <Bastardly_One> why I don't know but you are
18:40:00 <PandasDontDrive> you both took advantage
18:40:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's rape
18:40:00 <TheRon> katy perry - i raped a girl
18:41:00 <TheRon> air supply - lost in love
18:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> That's the mental, you tell yourself a different story.
18:41:00 <Bastardly_One> I looked in hoping I might get conversation in here for once
18:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm done.
18:41:00 <Bastardly_One> and those two were going on
18:42:00 <Bastardly_One> or should I say Pandas was having a moment
18:42:00 <Serenity> josh you werent even there you dont know what happened lol
18:42:00 <Serenity> so stop it
18:42:00 <Serenity> youre making yourself look dumb
18:42:00 <Skirmish> Too late.
18:42:00 <slinky_J> no
18:42:00 <Skirmish> It is already well established that slinky_J is a retard.
18:42:00 <slinky_J> I said it how it is.
18:42:00 <TheRon> he is retired?
18:42:00 <slinky_J> I man up and accept responsibility
18:42:00 <Serenity> no you didnt you said it how your mind has twisted it in the 6 years since it happened
18:43:00 <slinky_J> I can't stand people that fool themselves.
18:43:00 <Serenity> so stop it im not taking part in your fucking internet drama
18:43:00 <slinky_J> okay sarah, okay.
18:43:00 <slinky_J> Like it never happend.
18:43:00 <Serenity> what happened josh
18:43:00 <Serenity> tell me
18:43:00 <Skirmish> Like you never bashed a woman slinky_J?
18:43:00 <Serenity> how did a girl that didnt even get touched get raped
18:43:00 <Serenity> lol
18:43:00 <slinky_J> I already did.
18:43:00 <Skirmish> Like you never sent those messages to mew?
18:44:00 <Skirmish> Fuck off you nutbag slinky_J.
18:44:00 <slinky_J> I love how you are so worried
18:44:00 <Serenity> she had her head in MY crotch but i raped her. and there was NO drugs and 3 cans of alcohol
18:44:00 <slinky_J> bout what ppl on irc think about you
18:44:00 <Serenity> no ones worried
18:44:00 <slinky_J> and last night
18:44:00 <Serenity> im happy to tell them what happened
18:44:00 <slinky_J> I'm given shit
18:44:00 <TheRon> why can't people get drunk and enjoy air supply like i do
18:44:00 <Serenity> i wasnt even here
18:44:00 <slinky_J> for when I was raped as a kid by a cop
18:44:00 <Serenity> why is that my problem
18:44:00 <Skirmish> Worried? I am fucking petrified! IRC IZ LYF!
18:44:00 <slinky_J> n I'm banned
18:44:00 <slinky_J> or was that wed, it was wed.
18:44:00 <Serenity> so this is why youre attacking me with lies
18:44:00 <Serenity> ok
18:44:00 <Serenity> cool
18:44:00 <slinky_J> for sticking up for me.
18:44:00 <slinky_J> no it isnt
18:45:00 <slinky_J> but we used to be friends
18:45:00 <Serenity> well its random as fuck
18:45:00 <Serenity> so there has to be a reason
18:45:00 <slinky_J> and you dont put ppl in order.
18:45:00 <Serenity> ive done nothing but try and keep the peace with you josh
18:45:00 <Serenity> and youve done nothing but make iut hard
18:45:00 <TheRon> the carp[enters - top of the world
18:45:00 <slinky_J> so what about Maurice
18:45:00 <Serenity> im not interested in fighting with you
18:45:00 <Serenity> ever
18:45:00 <slinky_J> I was chatting and bam abuse
18:45:00 <slinky_J> k
18:45:00 <Serenity> what about maurice
18:45:00 <Serenity> i wasnt here
18:45:00 <Serenity> i havent been here until this arvo
18:45:00 <slinky_J> um
18:45:00 <TheRon> maurice gibb is dead
18:46:00 <slinky_J> I dont log
18:46:00 <slinky_J> only pm logs
18:46:00 <slinky_J> I talk and a whole lot of abuse
18:46:00 <slinky_J> and she made fun of what happened to me
18:46:00 <slinky_J> wouldnt let up
18:46:00 <Serenity> yeah ok but why does that give you permission to come on here right now
18:46:00 <Serenity> and abuse me with blaant lies
18:46:00 <slinky_J> I wanted to know the truth.
18:46:00 <Serenity> i know what happened sucked for you and marko
18:46:00 <slinky_J> now I know.
18:46:00 <Serenity> but dont lie about it
18:46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
18:46:00 <slinky_J> nah it's cool
18:46:00 <TheRon> blatant lies?
18:47:00 <Serenity> no its not cool
18:47:00 <Serenity> get this shit over with already causer im sick of walking on egg shels with you
18:47:00 <TheRon> katatonic_kate01_: just to change topic, how are your breasts?
18:47:00 <Loof> minefield
18:47:00 <slinky_J> I believe you.
18:47:00 <Loof> one wrong step
18:47:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus christ
18:48:00 <Bastardly_One> why suddenly and randomly attack Serenity when it has nothing to do with her?
18:48:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I know
18:48:00 <Bastardly_One> because Maurice would of banned you by now
18:48:00 <TheRon> girl.............you'll be a woman soon
18:48:00 <Bastardly_One> and you'd have no chance to rant
18:49:00 <TheRon> please, come take my hand
18:49:00 <TheRon> soon you'll need a man
18:49:00 <TheRon> ddi that work
18:50:00 <Skirmish> Did marko fuck slinky_J in the bum?
18:51:00 <TheRon> who's marko?
18:51:00 <Skirmish> I dunno.
18:51:00 <Bastardly_One> ^pilot^
18:51:00 <TheRon> MrMark: gerry rafferty - baker street
18:51:00 <slinky_J> I'm sorry for my accusations, my behavior
18:51:00 <slinky_J> I'm sorry Sarah.
18:52:00 <Skirmish> http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/517AkH44GKL._SY300_.jpg <---- Show us on this bear where the bad man touched you?
18:52:00 <slinky_J> thx for not just banning me but
18:52:00 <MrMark> noice TheRon
18:52:00 <slinky_J> I was wrong.
18:52:00 <Serenity> indeed
18:52:00 <TheRon> is that on Ted 2
18:52:00 <slinky_J> you've done nothin but stick up for me ino
18:52:00 <slinky_J> so you didnt deserve that
18:52:00 <slinky_J> I'll nat hers
18:52:00 <MrMark> whens Ted 2 out?
18:53:00 <TheRon> this month isn't it
18:53:00 <TheRon> july
18:53:00 <Bastardly_One> next week I think
18:53:00 <TheRon> i pissed myself watching ted
18:53:00 <Serenity> well im not going to be walking on eggshells anymore with you just so we all know
18:53:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty sure I saw it in the window of the Regent as July the 2nd
18:53:00 <TheRon> nice
18:54:00 <TheRon> might watch it on a tuesday because i'm cheap
18:54:00 <MrMark> all those white trash names
18:54:00 <TheRon> amanda seyfreid has really nice tits
18:55:00 <TheRon> still rather mila kunis though
18:55:00 <MrMark> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Mila
18:56:00 <MrMark> would u do Mila till she couldnt walk str8 TheRon
18:56:00 <TheRon> well, yes!!
18:56:00 <MrMark> ehehehehe
18:56:00 <TheRon> mind you it's been a while
18:56:00 <MrMark> drink up
18:56:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:57:00 <TheRon> i think slinky_J has been chewed out enough
18:58:00 <ShadowLurker> wow
18:59:00 <TheRon> irene cara - what a feeling
18:59:00 <TheRon> FLASHBEER!!!!!
19:00:00 <MrMark> noice
19:01:00 <MrMark> Fleetwood Mac........Go Your Own Way
19:01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oooo forbidden love - "my husband is gay" ABC tonight
19:01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i <3 fleetwood Mac
19:01:00 <MrMark> my fav song of thiers
19:02:00 <TheRon> i just broke the seal
19:03:00 <katatonic_kate01_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SHhInzoSss <--- that's my fave!
19:03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Stevie Nicks - Rooms On Fire (Official Music Video) Views: 216,634 Uploader: StevieNicksHD Uploaded: Jan 11, 2012 Duration: 4m34s Rating: 4.82
19:03:00 <TheRon> edge of seventeen?
19:04:00 <TheRon> south park viewers will get this, ahh Ms Nicks
19:04:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ?
19:04:00 <katatonic_kate01_> edge of seventeen is ok
19:04:00 <MrMark> ehehehe
19:04:00 <katatonic_kate01_> what bout stand back?
19:05:00 <TheRon> on south park stevie nicks is a goat sent to entertain the troops in afghanistan
19:05:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
19:06:00 <MrMark> ehehehehe
19:06:00 <MrMark> ahhhh South Park tries to offend everyone
19:07:00 <katatonic_kate01_> pretty much
19:07:00 <katatonic_kate01_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8
19:07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: fleetwood mac - little lies (1987) Views: 829,264 Uploader: regeer2011 Uploaded: Apr 11, 2011 Duration: 3m46s Rating: 4.88
19:08:00 <TheRon> air supply - every women in the workd
19:08:00 <TheRon> air supply - every women in the world
19:08:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh gawd
19:08:00 <TheRon> what?
19:09:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lame
19:09:00 <katatonic_kate01_> next
19:09:00 <TheRon> air supply are underrated
19:10:00 <katatonic_kate01_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUEAwySNRHA
19:10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: tori amos - cornflake girl Views: 334,159 Uploader: Merav Almog Uploaded: Oct 20, 2009 Duration: 5m8s Rating: 4.85
19:10:00 <TheRon> i like taht
19:10:00 <TheRon> that
19:10:00 <katatonic_kate01_> me too
19:11:00 <TheRon> i used to be totally pissed at clubs when they'd play professional widow
19:13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ?
19:13:00 <TheRon> it's a tori amos song
19:15:00 <MrMark> Queen..............We Will Rock You
19:15:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOCG2vd-QqY
19:15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tori Amos - Professional Widow 1996 Views: 56,553 Uploader: danceclassics247 Uploaded: Oct 26, 2012 Duration: 7m32s Rating: 4.85
19:18:00 <TheRon> cher - gypsies, tramps and thieves
19:21:00 <Skirmish> Kate, can you please stop sending me topless sms when I am at work? I don't think you fully appreciate how difficult it is to work when you have an erection.
19:21:00 <TheRon> damn woman
19:22:00 <Skirmish> Indeed.
19:24:00 <TheRon> joni mitchell - river
19:25:00 <katatonic_kate01_> topless pics...
19:25:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sure if you send me pics of the said erection
19:26:00 <TheRon> i've heard ice gives you a never ending erection
19:26:00 <TheRon> could be wrong i do that shit
19:26:00 <TheRon> don't do that shit
19:26:00 <katatonic_kate01_> um… it would be great for like 20 - 30 mins
19:26:00 <katatonic_kate01_> then it would just be embarrassing!
19:27:00 <TheRon> why do men have to do all the work when it comes to sex
19:28:00 <TheRon> i mean we have to be ready to go........
19:29:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
19:29:00 <katatonic_kate01_> when was the last time you had sex?
19:30:00 <TheRon> it seems like a distant memory
19:30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> well maybe that's why you think men have to do all the work....
19:30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> boner rage?
19:33:00 <MrMark> Dire Straights...............Walk Of Life
19:37:00 <Skirmish> Hmmmm bacon. ENVY MY BACON!
19:38:00 <Bastardly_One> time to get stuff done
19:42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i'm vegan now skirmish...
19:44:00 <MrMark> i like MEAT
19:45:00 <MrMark> juicy MEAT
19:45:00 <MrMark> ehehehe
19:47:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah man meat is ok
19:48:00 <katatonic_kate01_> it's vegan friday's
19:48:00 <MrMark> u like ya man meat:P
19:49:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ido
19:49:00 <Loof> whenever TokenDaRing's mum feels like a cheese sandwich she just gives the old vag a good wipedown with a slice of bread
19:50:00 <katatonic_kate01_> vomits
19:59:00 <ShadowLurker> loof are YOU trying to abuse ppl
20:00:00 <TokenDaRing> ShadowLurker: he'd never do that
20:00:00 <TokenDaRing> ever
20:00:00 <ShadowLurker> like he has a leg to stand on
20:01:00 <ShadowLurker> one of the biggest cock drops on here
20:05:00 <Doodle> u guise r so hurtful
20:07:00 <katatonic_kate01_> http://i.imgur.com/v4j4izS.gif
20:07:00 <StrykerX> Yeah
20:07:00 <StrykerX> Now his wife is gonna bash him
20:07:00 <StrykerX> For being sad over IRC
20:07:00 <StrykerX> SHAME ON YOU ALL
20:07:00 <Doodle> lol kate
20:07:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
20:08:00 <Doodle> yussssssssssssss
20:08:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i friken love napoleon dynamite
20:08:00 <katatonic_kate01_> YASSSSSSSS
20:08:00 <Doodle> same
20:08:00 <Doodle> its prolly like my second favourite thing ever
20:08:00 <Doodle> after a liger
20:09:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lmfao
20:10:00 <katatonic_kate01_> http://www.personal.psu.edu/afr3/blogs/SIOW/Liger.jpg
20:10:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i drew that for you doodle
20:10:00 <Doodle> hahaha
20:10:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
20:11:00 <Doodle> i should watch it again its been ages
20:11:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yup!
20:11:00 <Doodle> i actually have the dvd which is rare cos i'm a pirate on the high seas etc
20:11:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
20:11:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah i think i've got the dvd
20:11:00 <Doodle> good times
20:12:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yus
20:12:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/zhuQMli.jpg
20:12:00 <Doodle> also good times
20:12:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
20:12:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ok drug baron
20:13:00 <Doodle> lol with my tiny amount
20:13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> get stoned n' watch napoleon !
20:13:00 <Doodle> come at me
20:13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> bro!
20:13:00 <Doodle> i cant watch movies on my own
20:13:00 <Doodle> i get bored
20:13:00 <Doodle> nate
20:13:00 <Doodle> come over and watch napoleon dynamite with me
20:13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> you'll be stoned!
20:13:00 <Doodle> nothing suss
20:13:00 <Doodle> and bored lol
20:14:00 <nate> waaaaht!
20:15:00 <Doodle> i was just saying to katatonic_kate01_ i cant watch movies on my own cos i get bored
20:15:00 <Doodle> i downloaded the big lebowski cos i've never seen it and the cat wont watch it with me
20:15:00 <nate> i got paul blart 2
20:15:00 <Doodle> said he is too busy licking his arse
20:16:00 <nate> mall COp
20:16:00 <Doodle> kekeke
20:16:00 <Doodle> i hear thats terrible
20:16:00 <ShadowLurker> oh you know what guise
20:16:00 <Doodle> u like men
20:17:00 <Doodle> we know
20:17:00 <ShadowLurker> im sexy and i know it
20:17:00 <Doodle> FUCKING
20:17:00 <Doodle> @mp3 LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It.mp3 (7.62MB 320kbps Mono 3:19)
20:17:00 <ShadowLurker> <3
20:17:00 <ShadowLurker> lel robs got mono
20:19:00 <Doodle> lol no
20:19:00 <Doodle> the script is fkd
20:19:00 <Doodle> unlike me
20:19:00 <ShadowLurker> naww
20:19:00 <ShadowLurker> i offered
20:19:00 <Doodle> haha
20:19:00 <ShadowLurker> but noooooo
20:19:00 <Doodle> yeah well
20:19:00 <Doodle> if i change my mind you'll be the first to know
20:20:00 <ShadowLurker> cool
20:29:00 <Kodo> hmmm u lot type too fast, I can barely keep up
20:31:00 <ooomp> Don't be patronising
20:31:00 <ooomp> Like Doodle
20:31:00 <Doodle> mean
20:32:00 <Kodo> lol its humour :P
20:32:00 <ooomp> Failed humour
20:32:00 <ooomp> Like Doodle
20:32:00 <Kodo> in your opinion perhaps
20:33:00 <ooomp> Do you love Doodle, Kodo?
20:33:00 <Kodo> dunno, is doodle loveable ?
20:34:00 <ooomp> Well,
20:34:00 <Immutable> yo peeps
20:35:00 <Kodo> yo Immutable
20:37:00 <Immutable> what is up my schniggy?
20:38:00 <ooomp> Kodo
20:38:00 <Kodo> ooomp
20:39:00 <ooomp> How long have you been on IRC
20:39:00 <Kodo> 20 yrs
20:39:00 <ooomp> Non stop
20:39:00 <Kodo> if not more ... and nah I just got back on in the last month after being off for about 5 yrs
20:39:00 <ooomp> Why did you leave
20:40:00 <Kodo> work, home, stuff like that.. found it boring, my friend on IRC moved on etc etc etc .. thought I would come back and find new chat mates
20:40:00 <Immutable> probably related to the fact that there are no chicks and all guys talk about now are drugs and hookers
20:41:00 <Kodo> nah Immutable, not at all .. chicks on here are the last thing I care about, I like challenging conversation, good old fashioned arguments and genuine respect between combatants :)
20:41:00 <ooomp> You had a IRC friend?
20:41:00 <Kodo> friend = friends... typos
20:41:00 <ooomp> I consider Doodle my friend
20:41:00 <BanBabyBoomers> what would you like to argue about Kodo ?
20:42:00 <Doodle> friend with benefits
20:42:00 <Kodo> BanBabyBoomers , not that I like to argue, I like to discuss, talk etc .. otherwise everyone sits in privates and the point of the room is lost
20:42:00 <ooomp> The benefit I get from Doodle is stimulating conversation
20:42:00 <Doodle> i am talented orally
20:43:00 <Kodo> +Doodle nah I dont even care about benefits.. I have my RL .. I like here because of the randomness in opinions, backgrounds etc
20:43:00 <Immutable> lol
20:43:00 <ooomp> Doodle knows how to please
20:43:00 <Doodle> ;)
20:43:00 <BanBabyBoomers> let's talk about Search Engine Optimisation. ill start. who here knows about black hat SEO techniques?
20:44:00 <Immutable> yeah
20:44:00 <Doodle> can i translate
20:44:00 <ooomp> Please
20:44:00 <Immutable> some guy outranked googles search for the term google in egypt
20:44:00 <Doodle> [20:43] <BanBabyBoomers> let's talk about boring shit cos i wasnt involved in the conversation
20:44:00 <Kodo> all well and good for people hunting quick $$ on web
20:44:00 <ooomp> Thanks Doodle
20:44:00 <ooomp> Made sense
20:44:00 <Doodle> no probs
20:45:00 <Kodo> the prob with BHSEO is it has no human interaction so it cant evolve with trends in society
20:45:00 <BanBabyBoomers> can we talk about the migratory patterns of the penguins
20:46:00 <Doodle> why
20:46:00 <Doodle> nobody cares
20:46:00 <ooomp> Can we talk about sex baby, me and you
20:46:00 <Kodo> probably true on both counts Doodle ..
20:46:00 <Immutable> I care
20:47:00 <Doodle> re00www
20:47:00 <Doodle> you do not
20:47:00 <Kodo> ooomp.. seriously .. Salt N Pepper :P
20:47:00 <ooomp> Prime opportunity
20:47:00 <Doodle> i dont think she was singing
20:47:00 <Kodo> lol
20:47:00 <Doodle> i think she just wants a root
20:47:00 <ooomp> I only get one every so often
20:47:00 <ooomp> When Doodle has a dirty mind
20:47:00 <Doodle> ^_^
20:48:00 <ooomp> What was the God awful bloodhound gang song or whatever they were called
20:48:00 <sludge> how do you highlight someone's name when you type it? so they seeit>
20:48:00 <Doodle> they have to have it on highlight
20:49:00 <BanBabyBoomers> The Bad Touch
20:49:00 <sludge> i always get the notification when someone says my name but i dont have that set up or anything
20:49:00 <ooomp> Yeah that's it. Horrible piece of audio ever created
20:49:00 <sludge> do you type like @nickname or something?
20:50:00 <Doodle> iunno then i've never heard of hilighting your name unintentionally
20:50:00 <Doodle> must be new fangled
20:50:00 <sludge> im on limechat
20:50:00 <Doodle> well
20:50:00 <Doodle> then i have nfi
20:50:00 <BanBabyBoomers> it does it by default with some clients
20:50:00 <sludge> true
20:50:00 <Doodle> yeah i'm with khaled all d way
20:58:00 <partay> *SIP*
20:58:00 <Doodle> i pissed in that
20:59:00 <partay> thought it tasted like vasoline
20:59:00 <BanBabyBoomers> that was the lube coming off
20:59:00 <Doodle> *gasoline
20:59:00 <Doodle> i only use dry lube BanBabyBoomers
21:00:00 <Doodle> draw it on
21:00:00 <partay> they dont call Doodle '6 roper' for nothing
21:00:00 <Doodle> lol gross
21:00:00 <Doodle> for them, not me
21:00:00 <Doodle> obviously
21:01:00 <partay> they deserve it
21:02:00 <Doodle> esp Kodo
21:02:00 <partay> yup
21:02:00 <partay> kodo love the goop
21:02:00 <ooomp> Poor Kodo left before seeing that
21:03:00 <Doodle> hehehe
21:03:00 <Doodle> its ok
21:03:00 <Doodle> you cant see anything with your eyes glued shut
21:03:00 <partay> i bet ooomp has felt the full force of the Doodle
21:03:00 <Doodle> probably, but not my doodle
21:04:00 <partay> chicks love the Doodle
21:04:00 <Doodle> probably, but not my doodle
21:04:00 <Doodle> :P
21:04:00 <ooomp> Sif you haven't satisfied someone Doodle
21:05:00 <partay> Doodle doesnt rope and tell
21:05:00 <Doodle> no
21:05:00 <Doodle> i just dont
21:06:00 <BanBabyBoomers> Doodle is being tricky. he has been getting action but he's renting the doodle. he doesnt own it quite yet
21:06:00 <Doodle> O_o
21:06:00 <Doodle> stop confusing me
21:06:00 <Doodle> i'm stupid enough already
21:06:00 <partay> Doodle is as Doodle does
21:07:00 <ooomp> That thing BanBabyBoomers said was just plain moronic
21:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> renting it….
21:09:00 <Doodle> loool
21:09:00 <Doodle> mates rates
21:09:00 <Doodle> you'll be right
21:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck yeah!
21:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> cupcakes and tea post coitus?
21:10:00 <Doodle> god you dont want much do you
21:10:00 <Doodle> ok i guess
21:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah….you're getting more bang for buck dude
21:10:00 <Doodle> get crumbs in my bed and you're out tho
21:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i gather wet spots get you thrown out too?
21:12:00 <Doodle> nah
21:12:00 <Doodle> thats ok
21:12:00 <Doodle> par for the course
21:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yo' sure?
21:14:00 <Doodle> its only kate juice its not going to kill me
21:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
21:14:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Kate juice lol
21:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> the best kind!
21:15:00 <Doodle> lol
21:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
21:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok cross your fingers… checking my essay marks
21:16:00 <Skirmish> Kate juice smells like crushed rose petals.
21:16:00 <Doodle> lol
21:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:16:00 <Doodle> it bloody well does not
21:17:00 <Skirmish> Cross between excitement and urine?
21:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> must have been another Kate doodle
21:17:00 <Doodle> yeah
21:17:00 <Doodle> probably :/
21:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck you cunts
21:17:00 <Doodle> haha
21:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> my vagina is awesome!
21:17:00 <Doodle> prove it
21:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
21:17:00 <Skirmish> As awesome as a bashed up VW beetle bonnet.
21:17:00 <Doodle> :o
21:18:00 <Doodle> herbieeeeeeeeeee
21:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
21:18:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Yeah share high resolution images of it
21:18:00 <Doodle> pls
21:18:00 <Doodle> ashleighxtrinity knows
21:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah no
21:18:00 <Skirmish> ashleighxtrinity should share HD pics of hers.
21:18:00 <Skirmish> HD 3D
21:18:00 <Doodle> its just one good idea after another in here
21:18:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Sure
21:19:00 <nate> muff shots?
21:19:00 <Doodle> pardon?
21:19:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Jk
21:19:00 <Doodle> lol
21:20:00 <Skirmish> It's been ages since I've seen random muff on austnet.
21:20:00 <Skirmish> Used to be days where you would get unsolicited pics with bright coloured vibrators hanging out of them.
21:20:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Bobby McFerrin - Dont Worry Be Happy.mp3 (6.61MB 192kbps Stereo 4:48)
21:20:00 <Skirmish> Sure, those particular girls were a bit feral and it was their way of getting some attention ...
21:21:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Feel free to bring it back skirmish
21:21:00 <Bastardly_One> was always lurid coloured dildos/vibrators
21:21:00 <Bastardly_One> always
21:21:00 <Doodle> yeah
21:21:00 <Skirmish> I can't bring those days back ashleighxtrinity.
21:21:00 <Doodle> so they can find them in the dark obv
21:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
21:21:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Don't you have google?
21:21:00 <Doodle> its not a joke!
21:22:00 <Bastardly_One> remembering some of them
21:22:00 <Bastardly_One> they wouldn't even have the lights on for themselves
21:22:00 <Skirmish> It was a girl in #sydney that was angry with her boyfriend and got on msn cam chat with her tits out that closed out those days. I have seen nothing so random since.
21:22:00 <Bastardly_One> so Doodle is correct
21:22:00 <Doodle> Skirmish i've saved every pic ever sent to me on irc in about 20 years
21:22:00 <Bastardly_One> to find in the dark
21:22:00 <Doodle> i can send you heaps of random vag
21:22:00 <Skirmish> I saved none.
21:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck
21:22:00 <Doodle> and plenty of not so random
21:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
21:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
21:23:00 <Serenity> i love when rob shares his mirc sluts
21:23:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol remind me not to share n00dz with doodle
21:23:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't say I've even saved a face pic of someone
21:23:00 <Doodle> dont sit there looking at them, theyr emainly for blackmailing purposes
21:23:00 <Serenity> Cept when it's me
21:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
21:23:00 <Doodle> lol
21:23:00 <Skirmish> I am terrible at keeping things a secret. I used to always get caught. Seeing someone and they find me chatting up sluts on irc and get all hoity toity over it.
21:23:00 <Doodle> yeah i live on my own
21:23:00 <Doodle> and the cat doesnt care
21:23:00 <Doodle> its an open relationship
21:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:23:00 <ashleighxtrinity> It does
21:23:00 <Doodle> well TOUGH
21:23:00 <ashleighxtrinity> It judges you
21:24:00 <Doodle> he does :(
21:24:00 <ashleighxtrinity> He watches you masturbate
21:24:00 <Skirmish> He be like 'What? You can't lick your own genitals like I can? Suffer'
21:24:00 <Doodle> nah
21:24:00 <Doodle> i cant wank in front of him this is a well known fact
21:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:25:00 <partay> Serenity has seen all irc Doodle there is to see
21:25:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Republica - Ready To Go.mp3 (6.96MB 128kbps Stereo 7:36)
21:26:00 <Doodle> lol
21:26:00 <Doodle> probably
21:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, she should share!
21:26:00 <Doodle> she is a trollop
21:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> credit for my essay…. I think….
21:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew
21:26:00 <Doodle> ooh well done
21:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you kindly :D
21:26:00 <Doodle> drinks on katatonic_kate01
21:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's weird, the essay has been 'marked' apparently…. and my grades updated - yet not feedback on my essay...
21:27:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 im sure youre a close 2nd to having a montage of irc doodledom
21:27:00 <Serenity> excuse me!
21:27:00 <Doodle> look partay do you just want a photo of it
21:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you have to guess…. the marl
21:27:00 <partay> Doodle ive seen it
21:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> make
21:27:00 <Doodle> oh
21:28:00 <Doodle> fair enough
21:28:00 <partay> i wanted to see my competition
21:28:00 <Doodle> lol
21:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> partay - ah no
21:28:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Serenity won't share boobs, she's changed
21:28:00 <partay> i tip my hat
21:28:00 <Doodle> sorry sezz i didnt mean trollop
21:28:00 <Doodle> i meant strumpet
21:28:00 <Serenity> i dont share pics that aren't mine
21:28:00 <Serenity> ty doodle
21:28:00 <Doodle> <3
21:28:00 <partay> things Serenity can back it up
21:28:00 <Skirmish> <katatonic_kate01> credit for my essay…. I think…. <--- Grats!
21:28:00 <Serenity> haha
21:28:00 <partay> i bet she fucks like a bronco
21:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> fanks :D
21:29:00 <Doodle> looool
21:29:00 <ashleighxtrinity> They are lovely boobs js
21:29:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Im a little jealous
21:29:00 <Doodle> me too
21:30:00 <Doodle> mine are shit compared to hers
21:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> your boob pics?
21:30:00 <partay> i only have 1 pierced
21:30:00 <Doodle> no my boobs
21:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
21:30:00 <Doodle> i only have one boob pic
21:30:00 <Doodle> and its a handbra
21:31:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol
21:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:31:00 <Doodle> i got janet jackson in specially
21:31:00 <Serenity> who are you talking about lol
21:31:00 <Doodle> her hands look a lot like mine
21:31:00 <Doodle> nobody
21:31:00 <Doodle> at all
21:32:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Janet Jackson - What have you done for me lately.mp3 (3.21MB 128kbps Stereo 3:30)
21:34:00 <Doodle> well that killed it
21:35:00 <partay> boobs k go
21:35:00 <Doodle> ( * ) ( * )
21:36:00 <Doodle> i got stars on my nips
21:36:00 <Doodle> cuz i'm gonna be a star
21:38:00 <nate> starfish!!
21:39:00 <partay> Doodle you're out of touch
21:41:00 <Doodle> goodwood this weekend
21:50:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs the steering on this car even with a steering wheel is hard
21:50:00 <Bastardly_One> not that I can drive in real life but mental note never to try to drive a bmw 320 turbo either
21:53:00 <Doodle> lol
21:53:00 <Doodle> do a skid
21:54:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I did one in Doodles pants
21:54:00 <Doodle> :o
21:54:00 <amelia> well data gross
21:54:00 <amelia> dats
21:54:00 <Doodle> lol
21:54:00 <Doodle> its ok i am about to have a shower
21:55:00 <ashleighxtrinity> 'its ok'
21:55:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Ololo
21:55:00 <Doodle> could be worse
21:59:00 <partay> amelia booobs k go
21:59:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Pls
22:00:00 <amelia> never
22:00:00 <partay> lol
22:01:00 <Serenity> not so much a skidmark
22:01:00 <partay> Serenity boobs pls
22:01:00 <Serenity> too cold for that shit
22:01:00 <Doodle> more a sort of half mile stretch of the maginot line
22:02:00 <partay> its warm here 11°C
22:02:00 <Lumeah> Party
22:03:00 <ShadowLurker> http://40.media.tumblr.com/25a10d9cd97fb42b7df94324b249da15/tumblr_mn8agwMSBs1s028wgo5_1280.jpg
22:03:00 <Serenity> wee <3 doodle
22:03:00 <ShadowLurker> thats doodles tit pic
22:04:00 <partay> ShadowLurker comes through with the goods
22:04:00 <ShadowLurker> not fantastic but its boobs
22:04:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Nice tits, would lick
22:04:00 <partay> they are tittyfucking tits
22:04:00 <Serenity> her piercing makes me want to die
22:04:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Why is it vertical
22:04:00 <partay> always horizontal
22:05:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I should get mine pierced vertical and just one day switch it up with my partner and just pretend it was always that way
22:06:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
22:06:00 <ShadowLurker> http://38.media.tumblr.com/9dff5035679b969324b5e3f8c9e3b6c4/tumblr_np7j5zIFQR1tg8883o1_400.gif
22:08:00 <Serenity> i need to get one of mine fixed
22:08:00 <Serenity> fucking ceeb
22:08:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Did your nipple break Serenity
22:08:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Ill fix it. *gets pliers *
22:08:00 <Serenity> haha well the piercing did
22:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ouch
22:09:00 <Serenity> it part of the way grew out so its too shallow
22:10:00 <ShadowLurker> http://38.media.tumblr.com/4c317591db9aede55b445f461a1a6ba4/tumblr_npzhza5J7D1t2t6g2o1_500.gif
22:11:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I like those ones
22:11:00 <ShadowLurker> nom
22:24:00 <ShadowLurker> http://40.media.tumblr.com/4e350eaba0f89e19e49b6a89048c2f53/tumblr_npxl3zoFE91tg8883o1_540.jpg
22:24:00 <partay> snap
22:31:00 <ShadowLurker> http://40.media.tumblr.com/b6e48411fecb9fcc336b201480ac41f4/tumblr_npv964DUUO1tyvgeco1_1280.jpg
22:31:00 <Skirmish> dem some big tittehs
22:35:00 <Serenity> stop googling chest puppies and cook more bacon
22:35:00 <Serenity> plz
22:36:00 <Skirmish> hahahahahaha
22:36:00 <Skirmish> COOK THE BACON GOD DAMNIT MAN!
22:37:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Why not both?
22:37:00 <Skirmish> He may burn himself or the bacon.
22:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:42:00 <ShadowLurker> http://40.media.tumblr.com/8a42db08e1d4528ae73882782c212c13/tumblr_n9mphouWvP1smoop6o4_500.jpg
22:42:00 <ShadowLurker> http://40.media.tumblr.com/17735967cf2959ed9c74745e955f5d48/tumblr_nngdlubGVF1tg8883o1_500.jpg
22:44:00 <Picard> tigersssss!!!!!!!
22:44:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Bitchmond
22:44:00 <Picard> hahaha
22:44:00 <Picard> bitch slapped the swans
22:45:00 <Picard> thestig u little bitch :P
22:46:00 <Picard> buddy is fucked
22:46:00 <Picard> should get 3
22:48:00 <partay> buddy is god
22:55:00 <Picard> buddy is a flog
23:00:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32UGD0fV45g
23:00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Eduard Khil - Official Trolololo Views: 2,079,187 Uploader: 6lamborghini Uploaded: Mar 7, 2010 Duration: 2m42s Rating: 4.82
23:00:00 <Picard> well, this is entertaining.
23:05:00 <partay> Picard prior to you entering there was boobs everywhere
23:08:00 <faux> WORLD 7 OF MARIO GIVES ME SEVERE ANXIETY
23:08:00 <partay> lol
23:10:00 <partay> faux use cheats
23:10:00 <faux> No
23:10:00 <faux> What fun is that
23:11:00 <faux> I started yesterday and I'm at world 7 so I'm doing ok but the pipes kill my life
23:11:00 <faux> Lol
23:11:00 <Doodle> same
23:11:00 <partay> damn you pipes
23:11:00 <faux> Time 2 peel off my.face
23:12:00 <Doodle> illuminati
23:12:00 <partay> facial
23:12:00 <Doodle> you want one?
23:13:00 <faux> Oh god that is so satisfying
23:13:00 <faux> My face is so smooth
23:13:00 <faux> Hng
23:13:00 <partay> just like your oyster
23:13:00 <faux> .
23:13:00 <Maurice> Thats what happens when you shave
23:13:00 <Doodle> eeehehe
23:14:00 <faux> Oysters are gross can we not refer 2 my pristine vag as one ty
23:14:00 <Maurice> Yeah guys, it's more like a mussel
23:14:00 <Doodle> kumquat
23:15:00 <Maurice> cumsquats
23:15:00 <partay> Maurice is on fire
23:15:00 <Doodle> loooooooool
23:15:00 <Doodle> filth
23:15:00 <Maurice> Now I'm picturing faux squatting over a plate
23:16:00 <Doodle> we all are
23:16:00 <faux> U guys need help
23:16:00 <Doodle> sif
23:16:00 <Picard> partgay im not into man boobs like you
23:16:00 <partay> lol
23:16:00 <Serenity> D:
23:16:00 <Doodle> sarah
23:16:00 <Doodle> if you fucking say circle
23:16:00 <Serenity> wot
23:17:00 <Serenity> BUT I AM ONE
23:17:00 <Doodle> I DONT UNDERSTAND
23:17:00 <Picard> Sarah!!!
23:17:00 <Serenity> hahah
23:17:00 <Serenity> shh
23:17:00 <Picard> Sarah, get your tits out.
23:17:00 <Serenity> only robs allowed to call me sarag
23:17:00 <Maurice> Picard, put yours away
23:17:00 <Serenity> Sarah.
23:17:00 <Serenity> shush
23:17:00 <partay> lol
23:17:00 <Maurice> Can't even spell her own name..
23:18:00 <Maurice> Terrible
23:18:00 <Serenity> fucm
23:18:00 <Doodle> +e
23:18:00 <Picard> Sara Lee make good apple pie
23:18:00 <Serenity> lool
23:18:00 <Picard> are you a good cook Sarah
23:19:00 <Serenity> who is he talking tk
23:20:00 <Picard> im talking to sarah
23:20:00 <Serenity> whos that
23:20:00 <Maurice> I think he means Doodle
23:20:00 <Picard> does anyone like indians?
23:20:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he means lioness
23:20:00 <Bastardly_One> that's Druidess innit?
23:20:00 <Doodle> what
23:20:00 <Picard> i rate indians as scum like Bastardly_One
23:20:00 <Serenity> dude
23:20:00 <Doodle> WHAT
23:21:00 <Doodle> 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10
23:21:00 <Picard> like the dog shit u wipe off your shoes
23:21:00 <Doodle> 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10
23:21:00 <Doodle> 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10
23:21:00 <Doodle> 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10
23:21:00 <Doodle> 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10 10,10
23:21:00 <Serenity> ffsss
23:21:00 <Picard> opps penis
23:21:00 <Maurice> Honestly
23:21:00 <Maurice> Who throws a shoe
23:21:00 <Serenity> i can't take that off on my own
23:21:00 <Serenity> phone
23:21:00 <Picard> run aloong and let him back in :P
23:22:00 <Picard> ahhh there he is
23:22:00 <Picard> wb Penis
23:22:00 <Doodle> piss off
23:22:00 <Doodle> i mean hi
23:22:00 <Picard> dont be an angry penis
23:22:00 <thestig> GO KOBYASHI
23:22:00 <Picard> thestig
23:22:00 <Maurice> Angry dicks are the best
23:22:00 <thestig> sup
23:22:00 <Picard> how bout those tigers?
23:22:00 <Maurice> You don't want a sad one
23:22:00 <Doodle> i'm not angry
23:22:00 <Doodle> lol kobayashi?
23:22:00 <Picard> Maurice they spit at you
23:23:00 <Doodle> rarrr
23:23:00 <Doodle> etc
23:23:00 <Picard> its not meant to spit until u get it in Doodle
23:23:00 <Doodle> y not both
23:23:00 <Maurice> Says who
23:23:00 <Doodle> its not like its running out
23:23:00 <Maurice> I'm not sure thats in the rule book
23:24:00 <Picard> Doodle's spits before he unzips some days
23:24:00 <Picard> when he is really really excited
23:24:00 <Doodle> you know nothing about me or my penis
23:24:00 <Doodle> .
23:25:00 <Picard> oh i do
23:25:00 <Doodle> neg
23:25:00 <Picard> i have read the book
23:26:00 <Doodle> you cant read
23:26:00 <Doodle> and dont lie
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> angry dicks…..?
23:26:00 <Doodle> RARRR
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> please explain
23:27:00 <Doodle> i just did
23:27:00 <Maurice> It's when they're red and that vein is throbbing
23:27:00 <Picard> fuck me we are ripped off
23:27:00 <Maurice> Aka the best kind
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhh
23:27:00 <Doodle> whoah
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice lol
23:27:00 <Doodle> descriptive
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:27:00 <Picard> u can buy a holden colorado in thailand for $22k, here they are close to 40
23:27:00 <Maurice> I right erotically inclined literature
23:27:00 <Doodle> yeah cos they build them there
23:27:00 <Doodle> DER
23:27:00 <Maurice> Write..
23:27:00 <Doodle> right
23:28:00 <stebie> wright
23:28:00 <Maurice> Much like Elvis, my brain has left the building
23:28:00 <milk> black lace?
23:28:00 <Picard> i know that Doodle
23:28:00 <Doodle> so whats the big deal
23:28:00 <Picard> it cost fuck all to ger them here
23:29:00 <Doodle> yeah but taxes m8
23:29:00 <Doodle> tariffs
23:29:00 <Doodle> etc
23:29:00 <Doodle> govt
23:29:00 <Picard> the big deal is we are over taxed and ripped off
23:29:00 <Doodle> has to be paid
23:29:00 <Doodle> gotta line those big fat cunts pockets
23:29:00 <milk> politicians with overstuffed pockets
23:29:00 <Picard> hate the cunts
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> gotta pay the rent *raises eyebrows*
23:29:00 <Doodle> lol
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> what movie is that from
23:29:00 <Doodle> Picard just move to thailand and become a ladyboi and you'll have a new hilux in a couple of months
23:29:00 <Doodle> with the way you slut around
23:29:00 <partay> lo
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> it has christopher lambert ?
23:30:00 <milk> well, it is friday and I do have beer
23:30:00 <Doodle> k
23:30:00 <Doodle> i dont know katatonic_kate01
23:30:00 <Maurice> Doodle on a saturday night https://www.facebook.com/DeliriousAlexK/videos/1669667443245100/
23:30:00 <Doodle> is the sensation you're feeling called the quickening?
23:30:00 <Doodle> in sean connery obviously
23:31:00 <Doodle> my dress is shorter
23:31:00 <Maurice> Saturday night nanana nana nanananaaaaaaa
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:31:00 <partay> Picard would tap that
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i can't remember the movie
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn it
23:31:00 <Picard> i dont want a hilux
23:31:00 <Doodle> pretty babyyyyyyyyyyy
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh well
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt dress doodle
23:31:00 <Doodle> ty
23:32:00 <Picard> thai hookers charge fuck all
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you wear stockings ?
23:32:00 <Doodle> no
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> or like stay up ones?
23:32:00 <Doodle> i'm not gay
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - oh the stockings make you gay - soz
23:32:00 <Doodle> yeah
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> my bad!
23:32:00 <Doodle> its ok
23:32:00 <Doodle> i was a beginner once too
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you tuck too?
23:33:00 <Doodle> no thats gay
23:33:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Q Lazzarus - Goodbye Horses.mp3 (13.04MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 14:14)
23:34:00 <Picard> Doodle dresses as a woman often
23:34:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Armand Van Helden - You Don't Know Me.mp3 (3.69MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:01)
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahahahahaahh
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbgZLtgl_gk
23:35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Transsexual Vagina Examination Views: 670,974 Uploader: christieheatherton Uploaded: Dec 23, 2011 Duration: 1m51s Rating: 2.57
23:35:00 <Doodle> nope
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you getting a vagina
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOLlll
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:35:00 <Doodle> why would i
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> just askin'
23:35:00 <Picard> im off to get some vagina
23:36:00 <Doodle> i have to go and do something manly now bbs
23:36:00 <Doodle> and no dont be gross
23:36:00 <Picard> wifey should be asleep so i can do her now
23:36:00 <Picard> Doodle rub one out are u?
23:36:00 <Maurice> Do I count as manly?
23:36:00 <Serenity> .
23:36:00 <Doodle> yes Maurice
23:36:00 <Maurice> Sexcellent
23:36:00 <Doodle> swing by
23:36:00 <NightOwl1> Weirdos.
23:36:00 <Picard> anal fisting?
23:37:00 <Doodle> dont pretend you dont like it NightOwl1
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey nightowl
23:37:00 <Doodle> no Picard thats gay
23:37:00 <Picard> does it get u off NightOwl1
23:37:00 <Picard> Doodle u love it
23:37:00 <Maurice> Why is he being so gay right now
23:37:00 <Doodle> right now?
23:37:00 <Picard> yeah Doodle why?
23:37:00 <Maurice> All the time*
23:37:00 <NightOwl1> I'm not sure if I'm aroused or have a stomach bug
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:38:00 <NightOwl1> Ello kk.
23:38:00 <Picard> NightOwl1 id say aroused
23:38:00 <Doodle> blue balls feels like the same thing to me
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> want a hand?
23:38:00 <Doodle> yep Maurice will pick you up
23:38:00 <Maurice> Excuse me
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew
23:38:00 <Maurice> I hadn't planned on driving
23:38:00 <Doodle> what
23:38:00 <NightOwl1> Well it's the last fri of the month so I'm due for an arousal.
23:38:00 <Doodle> oh
23:38:00 <Maurice> I was waiting for Serenity to pick me up
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> you have a snack drawer!
23:38:00 <Doodle> sezz is doing a taxi run to my joint
23:39:00 <Maurice> I'll bring it with me
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck doodle
23:39:00 <Doodle> thats the plan
23:39:00 <Serenity> wwhhaattt
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw i'll do snacks tonight
23:39:00 <Maurice> But we need to give him 45 mins for recovery in between
23:39:00 <Doodle> lol
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh trew
23:40:00 <Doodle> 45 mins of recovery blowjobs
23:40:00 <Serenity> im going first
23:40:00 <partay> Maurice pull out your fluffer skillz
23:40:00 <Doodle> rofl
23:40:00 <Doodle> my knob is going to get worn off :(
23:40:00 <Serenity> lol
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> grinding....
23:41:00 <Doodle> it will be dust
23:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes worth it
23:41:00 <partay> ill keep Maurice lubed up
23:41:00 <Doodle> rofl
23:41:00 <Doodle> Maurice doesnt need lube but i spit on her ass anyway
23:41:00 <Maurice> You want lube for big man
23:41:00 <Doodle> loooooool
23:42:00 <NightOwl1> This is like a modern day mills and boon novel.
23:42:00 <partay> more like dear penthouse
23:43:00 <British^Meat> dolly doctor
23:43:00 <Maurice> God man
23:43:00 <Maurice> I remember when the new issue of dolly doctor hit the library in high school
23:43:00 <Maurice> Everyone would be lined up wanting to read it
23:43:00 <British^Meat> lol same
23:43:00 <British^Meat> so norti
23:43:00 <NightOwl1> Letters to the editor in The Australian.
23:44:00 <Maurice> Was Dolly, Girlfriend and Mad magazines
23:44:00 <Skirmish> Dolly doctor was all I read during roll call.
23:44:00 <Skirmish> Girls would always have a few copies in their bags.
23:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, that was the best part of the magazine
23:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif write into a mag if you've got some weird colour discharge :|
23:46:00 <Skirmish> Dolly helped me become the caring and compassionate man I am today.
23:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahahahaha
23:46:00 <Maurice> Dolly helped me realise those things were not normal
23:46:00 <Skirmish> It taught me that chicks be cray cray and they are best ignored.
23:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:46:00 <partay> lol
23:46:00 <NightOwl1> But reminded us the boobs are nice
23:47:00 <partay> and they are all fucking sisters
23:47:00 <NightOwl1> So we put up with the cray cray
23:47:00 <Skirmish> Dolly doctor had a chick asking if her 3rd nipple was normal. It had a girl say she was having sex with her brother and she asked what should she do.
23:47:00 <Skirmish> How can you take women seriously if that is the important shit going on in their lives? Incestual 3 nippled beasts.
23:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
23:48:00 <NightOwl1> But the brother had 2dicks so that made it ok
23:48:00 <Skirmish> It didn't help either when at the tender age of 17 I lost my virginity to a chick who had nipple hair.
23:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2 heads!
23:48:00 <NightOwl1> They were from the country.
23:49:00 <Maurice> Yeah, that was probably a dude
23:49:00 <NightOwl1> Was her name Caitlyn?
23:49:00 <Skirmish> No it was a chick. I used her vagina regularly. You know it is when you first have sex. All you want to do is keep doing it.
23:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:49:00 <Skirmish> It was Mandy.
23:50:00 <Serenity> nipple hair! !!
23:50:00 <Skirmish> It was ok though because after leaving school and getting a computer and connecting to the internet I met courtney who had a coating of fine white hair all over her like a cat. It made mandy seem normal.
23:51:00 <Skirmish> I later found out courtney was an oz.org girl.
23:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
23:51:00 <Serenity> lolll
23:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you pat her?
23:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> like a cat
23:51:00 <Skirmish> lol no.
23:51:00 <partay> oz.org.. i dated a chick for 7 yrs off there
23:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you wanted to
23:52:00 <Skirmish> I was so angry with a mate of mine too. I FINALLY got around to coaxing her pants off and getting into her and a mate comes over and knocks on the door before I could finish ... and she never let me finish.
23:52:00 <Skirmish> So I had to end our relationship.
23:52:00 <partay> damn
23:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
23:53:00 <NightOwl1> Seems fair.
23:53:00 <Skirmish> There was the virgin Kelly who cried after we had sex and demanded that I tell her that I love her.
23:53:00 <Skirmish> We broke up 2 days later when she said she was pregnant.
23:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahahahahahahaahah
23:53:00 <Skirmish> If only I could remember all of the lovely ladies I have met. I could write a book called "Sexing on the internet ... the adventure of a lifetime".
23:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> had you spent a few dollars on condoms, you could have avoided that lil mishap!
23:54:00 <Skirmish> Kate can be my white whale. The one that got away.
23:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:54:00 <Skirmish> She wasn't pregnant Kate so I saved those dollars.
23:54:00 <Skirmish> She was just young and a little emotional about having her hymen destroyed.
23:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> can't you select a more elegant sea creature?
23:55:00 <partay> irc used to be an untapped resource of skank
23:55:00 <NightOwl1> A white otter.
23:55:00 <Skirmish> It would lose all meaning ... but you can be whatever sea creature you like Kate.
23:55:00 <partay> those days are over
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:55:00 <Skirmish> partay: It was! I used to wonder if the chick I was getting a blow job off at that moment would taste the chick I was balls deep in earlier that day.
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH you're feral
23:56:00 <Skirmish> I didn't have time for a shower!
23:56:00 <Skirmish> You have to keep the schedule.
23:56:00 <NightOwl1> It'd be impolite to be late.
23:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> and that's why we never fucked skirmish *shudders*
23:57:00 <Skirmish> lol sif you knew any of that.
23:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i DID
23:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> women talk ya know
23:57:00 <Maurice> I've gotta say
23:57:00 <Skirmish> We didn't fuck because you had a hair style like Lumeah.
23:57:00 <Skirmish> :P
23:58:00 <Maurice> I'd cry after sex with you too
23:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck off i do!
23:58:00 <Skirmish> You did once!
23:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> like fuck!
23:58:00 <Skirmish> You rocked the 'permfro' look.
23:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh frizzy hair yeah...
23:59:00 <partay> Skirmish or my dick
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