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09:00 <simba> http://33.media.tumblr.com/5f2938729f5db6a7adb37f3b36cf2627/tumblr_mp6u3yFQQs1rz6j6bo1_500.gif
10:00 <Mew> aw
11:00 <couleurs> hep 2 b square
11:00 <Doodle> http://content.toptenhen.com/b61bc9f0-65eb-4b27-af21-87a4fa6c13db_204369.jpg
12:00 <fawks> i wanna put a chopstick in  his but
12:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <fawks> who won the car stuf
13:00 <Doodle> nico 'i'm a huge sooky faggot' rosberg
13:00 <fawks> idk why i asked
13:00 <fawks> that means nothing to me
13:00 <fawks> LOL
13:00 <Doodle> haha
13:00 <Doodle> yeah
13:00 <fawks> nicotine
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> cash for cock…. back up
13:00 <Doodle> i was wondering
13:00 <fawks> sik
15:00 <Maurice> fawks I had a news article for you
15:00 <Maurice> Now I've lost it
15:00 <Maurice> And the article
15:00 <fawks> oh ok
16:00 <Doodle> old age
16:00 <Maurice> Oh found it
16:00 <Maurice> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/12/jurassic-world-bryce-dallas-howard-heels_n_7572844.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063
16:00 <Maurice> SPOILERS
17:00 <nate> she could have used a hair band aswell;l
17:00 <simba> spoilers mario and luigi are bros
17:00 <couleurs> spoilers nate is drunk
17:00 <fawks> thats so annoying
17:00 <fawks> llol
17:00 <fawks> those questions ugh
18:00 <fawks> im more interested in her hair
18:00 <fawks> it went from straight to beachy waves in 2 mins
18:00 <Maurice> I'm gonna say her hair is like mine and either water or humidity fucked it
18:00 <fawks> nah it was styled
18:00 <Maurice> I assume they jumped into the water to follow the kids footsteps
18:00 <fawks> beachy
18:00 <fawks> not like fuzzy from humidity
18:00 <fawks> lol
19:00 <couleurs> meat out
19:00 <fawks> lmao at her running from dinosaur in heels
19:00 <Maurice> If I was her, I'd have ditched the shoes, tied my hair up, put jeans on and fucked the shit out of Chris Pratt
19:00 <fawks> lol
19:00 <Maurice> Maybe I'd have fucked him before putting jeans on..
21:00 <Maurice> How obv was the ending though
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/yes-thats-the-guy-from-the-meme?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgp#.la10dEYEV 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <Maurice> I want to read about GOT but.. I've never seen it or had interest
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> you just need to know bout jon snow
24:00 <fawks> it wasnt that obv for me cos i watched jurassic park like 30293 years ago and have no idea what happened so idk
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> you'd totes wanna do him
27:00 <Maurice> Excuse me, I saw it IN THE CINEMA BEFORE YOU WERE BORN
27:00 <Maurice> But I still picked what would happen to that batshit crazy dino
27:00 <Doodle> it was a silent movie
27:00 <Doodle> there was a piano
27:00 <Maurice> Mime
27:00 <Maurice> Pre sure Charlie Chaplin was the main character
27:00 <fawks> lol
27:00 <fawks> old fuk
27:00 <Maurice> With his dinosaur fighting umbrella
28:00 <Maurice> And top hat
28:00 <smashmouse> ppl that ask to many questions about a movie ruin movies
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <Maurice> 'Excuse me dear Dino, I am wearing a top hat. Please to not disrepect me'
28:00 <fawks> i still dont know what happened
28:00 <fawks> i kind of zoned out at the end
28:00 <Maurice> Plus correct spelling
28:00 <fawks> naLOL
28:00 <smashmouse> i got lost in the fun of the movie
28:00 <fawks> EIKDFL
28:00 <Maurice> Want me to tell you?
28:00 <Doodle> no sex scenes or car chases, thats what happened
28:00 <fawks> who was the dino she summoned
28:00 <fawks> a t rex?
28:00 <Maurice> T rex
28:00 <Maurice> The one banished from earlier movies
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> philosoraptor!
28:00 <smashmouse> she got lowrey to let her in
28:00 <fawks> ah so thats the connection
29:00 <smashmouse> to get the t rex out
29:00 <fawks> gotcha
29:00 <smashmouse> and the t rex smashed thru the spinosaurus skeleton
29:00 <Maurice> It's left it open for JP 5 through 12
29:00 <fawks> yeah i know it was a t rex i just didnt know the connection to the first movie
29:00 <Doodle> then my head went that way and my legs went that way
29:00 <Maurice> Sounds like me in a pair of skates
29:00 <smashmouse> the t rex is the same t rex from the first movie
29:00 <fawks> kewl 
29:00 <fawks> should prob watch the first one
29:00 <fawks> again
30:00 <Maurice> The 3rd one was on tv tonight
30:00 <Doodle> you can tell by his hairstyle
30:00 <Maurice> I've never seen it but I can guess what happens
30:00 <smashmouse> there were so many easter eggs to the first movie
30:00 <Maurice> The dinosaurs go on a rampage, people die (which I saw in the first 10 mins) and Sam Oneill saves the day or at least escapes
30:00 <fawks> mmm easter eggs
30:00 <Maurice> I still don't get why they call them easter eggs
30:00 <Doodle> they feed a cow to the dinosaurs
30:00 <Doodle> cos you hunt for them?
30:00 <Maurice> I don't
30:00 <Maurice> I just buy them
30:00 <Doodle> .
31:00 <smashmouse> actually
31:00 <Maurice> Why not call them treasure hunts
31:00 <smashmouse> there's only 15 minutes of dinosaurs in Jurassic Park
31:00 <Doodle> why not give me a blowjob
31:00 <smashmouse> like with anthony hopkins in Silence of the Lambs
31:00 <Maurice> Why not get it out for me
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> buy a flesh light
31:00 <Doodle> its cold
31:00 <Doodle> lol stfu
31:00 <Maurice> It's ok, my hands are warm
31:00 <Mew> how's your mouth?
32:00 <Doodle> but your mouth isnt?
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <Mew> o haaay
32:00 <smashmouse> jurassic park 3 hit some nice gothic tones
32:00 <Maurice> It's a mix of warm and steel
32:00 <smashmouse> was almost a horror
32:00 <Mew> o no
32:00 <Doodle> wtf steel?
32:00 <Mew> its movies4lyf
32:00 <Maurice> My tongue ring
32:00 <Doodle> oh
32:00 <Maurice> Shut up and enjoy it
32:00 <Doodle> ;)
32:00 <smashmouse> roll out of the room fatso
32:00 <Doodle> i still have my ex;s tongue stud
32:00 <Doodle> sometimes i rub it on my dick
32:00 <Maurice> In your dick?
32:00 <Maurice> Oh right
33:00 <Doodle> hahaha
33:00 <Mew> aw
33:00 <fawks> in her tongue in the freezer
33:00 <Maurice> I have 3 in my bedside drawer
33:00 <Doodle> yes
33:00 <Maurice> Lol fawks
33:00 <Doodle> i use it as a door stop
33:00 <fawks> no u use a brick
33:00 <Doodle> front door
33:00 <Maurice> But not on the cat
33:00 <fawks> OH
33:00 <fawks> OHHHHHHH
33:00 <fawks> fancy
33:00 <Doodle> :P
33:00 <Doodle> lah di dah
33:00 <fawks> pish posh
33:00 <fawks> ok
34:00 <fawks> think my nails are dry
34:00 <Doodle> mine too
34:00 <fawks> time 2 sleep
34:00 <Maurice> I have so many bricks in my front yard, I'm surprised some yobbo hasn't lobbed one through the roller shutters
34:00 <fawks> gnite lovelies
34:00 <Doodle> yet
34:00 <fawks> :*
34:00 <Maurice> The stupid man was using them to map out house extensions
34:00 <Doodle> ninis <3
34:00 <Doodle> for my room?
34:00 <Maurice> You mean *our* room
34:00 <Doodle> oh yeah
34:00 <Doodle> the sex dungeon
34:00 <Mew> night foof
34:00 <Maurice> We're gonna be above the garage
34:00 <Doodle> oh
34:00 <Doodle> the sex attic
34:00 <smashmouse> like fonzie
34:00 <Maurice> Thats the one
34:00 <smashmouse> aaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy
35:00 <Maurice> Ayeeee
35:00 <Doodle> eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
35:00 <Doodle> lol
35:00 <Maurice> Oh fuck lol
35:00 <smashmouse> lol
56:00 <beehhh> <NotTokenDaRing> DURKA DURKA DURKA
59:00 <beehhh> one black guy got bashed unconsious twice in a gangbrawl on chapel street
05:00 <Maurice> simba is my new hero
05:00 <simba> ily
07:00 <Maurice> Lol this ep of oitnb and crazy eyes 'so why do girls like it when men call them sluts during sex? Or bitches? Or dirty whores who love cum?'
28:00 <simba> ily
30:00 <Maurice> I get that a lot
30:00 <Maurice> Mostly from myself
30:00 <Maurice> But whatevs
30:00 <simba> im always up 4 words of ecnouragement
31:00 <simba> sorry
32:00 <British^Meat> oitnb?
33:00 <Maurice> Orange Is The New Black
33:00 <Maurice> Keep up
33:00 <British^Meat> indeed, i see
33:00 <British^Meat> but not seen it have i
34:00 <British^Meat> y is ruby rose a lesbian?
35:00 <Maurice> Shes actually trans something
35:00 <Maurice> But she has a saggy arse in this
36:00 <British^Meat> say wahhhhh?
36:00 <British^Meat> is she not a female lesbian?
36:00 <Maurice> She's a female something
37:00 <Maurice> Ruby Rose says she doesn?t identify as female or male, after releasing a gender-bending short film
37:00 <Maurice> That
37:00 <Maurice> Gender fluid apparently
38:00 <British^Meat> lol sheesh
38:00 <British^Meat> i didnt know she was clinically insane
38:00 <Maurice> Lol
38:00 <Maurice> Shes an Aussie but in this show I would swear she's british
39:00 <British^Meat> totes, i think she used to be on channel V
39:00 <Maurice> http://www.mtv.co.uk/sites/default/files/styles/image-w-520-h-520-scale-crop/public/mtv_uk/galleries/large/2015/06/19/ad_172889145.jpg?itok=DvKgsoyR
39:00 <Maurice> She did
40:00 <Maurice> She was a 'dj'
40:00 <Maurice> Or some shit
40:00 <Maurice> http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5904675.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Ruby-Rose.jpg
40:00 <British^Meat> now i think she is hitting the bigtime, maybe she is the next Sophie MOnk *sniggers*
41:00 <Maurice> Nobody can be that twat
41:00 <British^Meat> crikey, in le raw
41:00 <Maurice> A lot of that show is done in the nuddy
41:00 <British^Meat> yer sophies let herself go
43:00 <Maurice> I never liked her
43:00 <Maurice> Her lips were way too big
59:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
59:00 <British^Meat> i remember when she was in Bardot she was quite hot...
59:00 <British^Meat> ....now, not so much
38:00 <StrykerX> :>
55:00 <Bastardly_One> -_-
56:00 <Maurice> No,
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
38:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
00:00 <StrykingX> It must've been loveeee
00:00 <StrykingX> But it's overrr nowwwwww
00:00 <ShadowLurker> how 80s are you
01:00 <StrykingX> Very cunt 
01:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
20:00 <StrykingX> 80s rocked
44:00 <Serenity>  man coffee rules
46:00 <StrykingX> Nuh
47:00 <StrykingX> Caffeine does but not coffee
52:00 <Serenity> rubbish coffee is amazing
56:00 <Dugnuts> can take that coffee and shove it up your bum
56:00 <Dugnuts> bleh
59:00 <Serenity> youre all fucked
17:00 <ShadowLurker> coffee enema
22:00 <Serenity> no ty
11:00 <faux> fuck yesssssssss HD babyyyy
11:00 <faux> TY JEBUS
31:00 <StrykingX> Ohai
31:00 <StrykingX> Asl
43:00 <smashmouse> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/1554473_297860260338057_7615542842009435160_n.jpg?oh=e34aad24b2748e81fef6cd98698addb5&oe=55F50C8E&__gda__=1445190055_3fea07027ead642154d18dda61bb5683
43:00 <smashmouse> o yeeaa
43:00 <smashmouse> Alloy Ash mmm
44:00 <StrykingX> Nice 
47:00 <smashmouse> MY SANDWICH IS READY AND YUM
48:00 <smashmouse> tomato is a bit mushy
48:00 <smashmouse> thx a lot oven!
48:00 <StrykingX> Where's mine?! 
48:00 <StrykingX> Cunt
49:00 <TheRon> i'm not eating that dog's breakfast
50:00 <smashmouse> I'ma eat it for you!
50:00 <smashmouse> lol ronnie
57:00 <TheRon> breast is best
57:00 <smashmouse> yep
59:00 <StrykingX> Amen brother 
00:00 <TheRon> chicken wrapped in bacon, should i brown them off in the pan, place them in the oven covered with a bit of chicken stock??
02:00 <StrykingX> Chicken and bacon. 
02:00 <StrykingX> Man after my own heart. 
02:00 <smashmouse> http://timewheel.net/Video-Aldous-Huxley-s-Wife-Wrote-This-Letter-About-Injecting-Him-With
03:00 <smashmouse> lsd.
06:00 <TheRon> drugs are bad
06:00 <TheRon> you shouldn't do drugs
07:00 <TheRon> if you do drugs you're bad
07:00 <Loof> what kind of brother fucking jizz monkey doesn't like coffee?
07:00 <Loof> gtfo StrykingX 
07:00 <TheRon> i don't like instant
07:00 <StrykingX> Loof
07:00 <StrykingX> Sup bro
07:00 <TheRon> i like mocha
08:00 <Loof> ps. the 80s sucked
08:00 <StrykingX> Loof is mad
08:00 <TheRon> 80's ruled
08:00 <StrykingX> Over something said 6 months ago
08:00 <TheRon> mind you i was like 10
08:00 <StrykingX> They sure did TheRon
09:00 <StrykingX> Loof is just emo cause I owned his life months ago
09:00 <TheRon> his ass?
09:00 <StrykingX> Never mind him
09:00 <British^Meat> has he not ignored u?
09:00 <StrykingX> That too
09:00 <StrykingX> He ignored my bnc
09:00 <StrykingX> Not this tho 
09:00 <British^Meat> Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
10:00 <British^Meat> oh heres trouble
10:00 <TheRon> everywhere you go, you always take the weather with you
10:00 <ShadowLurker> loof is just fucked.
11:00 <StrykingX> He is
11:00 <StrykingX> He's like tisk
11:00 <StrykingX> Both retarded
11:00 <TheRon> has anybody seen loof's face?
11:00 <ShadowLurker> as is most of the junkies here
11:00 <TheRon> does he have the face of a jerk?
11:00 <StrykingX> True ShadowLurker
11:00 <StrykingX> TheRon.. U ever seen a weed plant? 
12:00 <TheRon> yes!
12:00 <StrykingX> It's pretty much Loof these days
12:00 <TheRon> sideshow bob?
12:00 <StrykingX> Except the plants worth more. 
14:00 <StrykingX> Loof
14:00 <StrykingX> No agro comeback? 
14:00 <StrykingX> Or am I ignored again? 
14:00 <faux> I've seen his face
14:00 <StrykingX> Is it creepy? 
14:00 <faux> No
14:00 <StrykingX> I picture it as major creepy
14:00 <StrykingX> Oh right
14:00 <faux> He looks tuff but he doesn't look bad
15:00 <StrykingX> Lol
15:00 <faux> I need a nap
15:00 <faux> Had a shitty sleep last night
15:00 <StrykingX> Me too
15:00 <StrykingX> On both comments 
16:00 <faux> Some cunt rips burnouts around here at all hours of the morning 
16:00 <faux> It scares the shit out of me when I'm asleep
16:00 <StrykingX> Fulli sik cuz
16:00 <faux> Such a turd
16:00 <StrykingX> Loll
16:00 <TheRon> sorry about that
16:00 <StrykingX> Benefit to broken down car
16:00 <faux> I've never seen him but my neighbour told me he's some bogan cunt from down the street
17:00 <StrykingX> Warm waiting room
17:00 <faux> Some junkie bitch Lives with him
17:00 <StrykingX> Hahahahaha
17:00 <StrykingX> Have fun there! 
18:00 <TheRon> pieter lives there?
18:00 <StrykingX> My thoughts exactly TheRon
19:00 <faux> Lol as if pieter  could afford  a car
19:00 <TheRon> who says he bought it
19:00 <StrykingX> True
19:00 <StrykingX> LOL
19:00 <faux> Lmao
20:00 <gs69azza> I also need a nap
20:00 <gs69azza> or bags
20:00 <gs69azza> I'll take bags
20:00 <gs69azza> but if no bags, a nap is fine
21:00 <Loof> wto
21:00 <Loof> wot
21:00 <Loof> shutup
21:00 <gs69azza> w0t
21:00 <gs69azza> m8
21:00 <Loof> oh it's adonis
21:00 <Loof> carry on bro
21:00 <Loof> you rock
21:00 <Loof> sleeep man
22:00 <Loof> sleep growth
22:00 <gs69azza> haha
22:00 <gs69azza> nah I got some porn star messaging me saying she wants to meet up on the weekend
22:00 <Loof> nice
22:00 <gs69azza> I'm gonna have to break up with the missus
22:00 <gs69azza> lol
22:00 <Loof> rofl
22:00 <gs69azza> Samm Rosee
22:00 <gs69azza> I can't turn this down
22:00 <gs69azza> I'd be a faggot if I did
22:00 <gs69azza> this is like a once in a life time thing
24:00 <gs69azza> who am I kidding, I'm gonna have to send a mate in for me.
24:00 <Loof> make a porno
24:00 <TheRon> break up with her chaser style
24:00 <gs69azza> I couldn't break up with the missus lol
24:00 <Loof> she should understand
24:00 <Loof> and give you a pass
24:00 <Loof> its a damn porn star ffs
25:00 <gs69azza> fuck that, I wouldn't give her a pass
25:00 <TheRon> go on national tv and say straight to the camera ,"get the fuck out of my life!"
25:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <TheRon> too subtle?
25:00 <gs69azza> social media is baaaaad
25:00 <gs69azza> who lives in sydney and wants to take my place?
26:00 <Loof> holy shit she's smokin
26:00 <gs69azza> yeah man
26:00 <gs69azza> the guys at work are all like "you need to do this"
26:00 <Loof> goddamn
26:00 <gs69azza> she messaged me on instagram last week
26:00 <Loof> agreed you have to
26:00 <Loof> there's no choice in the matter
26:00 <gs69azza> she's sent soooo many photos
26:00 <Loof> you'll regret it for life if you dont
26:00 <Loof> seriously
27:00 <gs69azza> yeah but I dunno if I could live with my gf after I did it
27:00 <gs69azza> that's the thing
27:00 <gs69azza> I gotta pick her up from the airport thursday
27:00 <British^Meat> i heart instagram
27:00 <gs69azza> instagram is the shit
27:00 <gs69azza> srsly
27:00 <gs69azza> it's how my mate met the rock
27:00 <TheRon> in relatuionships you get one freebie right?
28:00 <gs69azza> haha I sure hope so
28:00 <gs69azza> I'll record EVERYTHING
28:00 <gs69azza> I'll take every viagra I can take to keep it going for as long as possible lol
29:00 <TheRon> wear the new odour cologne, 'DUD ROOT' for men
29:00 <Loof> valium does it for me
29:00 <Serenity> you could.. you know just meet her and not fuck her..
29:00 <Serenity> just an idea
29:00 <Loof> lol
29:00 <Loof> sif
29:00 <gs69azza> meet her?
29:00 <gs69azza> nah
29:00 <TheRon> where's the fun in that
30:00 <gs69azza> you shoudl see some of the stuff she's said
30:00 <gs69azza> 1 sec, I'll pm it to you
30:00 <Serenity> well if he wants to keep his mrs.
30:00 <gs69azza> I need a female perspective
30:00 <Serenity> lol olawd
30:00 <Loof> i have the solution!
30:00 <Loof> threesome!
30:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <TheRon> serenity you get one freebie right?
31:00 <Serenity> no
31:00 <British^Meat> porn stars, sounds like trouble :|
31:00 <Loof> that's actually not a bad idea now i think about it
31:00 <Loof> meet up with her and that might help you decide
31:00 <TheRon> gs69azza: how about this, I meet her and take one for the team?
32:00 <Serenity> jesus aaron
32:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <gs69azza> yeah
33:00 <gs69azza> see
33:00 <gs69azza> told ya
33:00 <gs69azza> like fuck
33:00 <gs69azza> what2do
33:00 <gs69azza> I'm too deep to pull out now
33:00 <TheRon> Serenity: do you need a cigarette after that
33:00 <ShadowLurker> theres always no
33:00 <Loof> how long have you been wit your missus?
33:00 <gs69azza> almost a year
33:00 <Loof> lol
33:00 <Loof> that all
34:00 <Serenity> fuckk lol
34:00 <Serenity> send me a pic of her
34:00 <gs69azza> hahaha
34:00 <gs69azza> ok
34:00 <Loof> just google her serenity
34:00 <Serenity> i dont want google pics
34:00 <ShadowLurker> they way i see it if youre already considering fucking this chick then you n ya missus are already over
34:00 <TheRon> i do
34:00 <Loof> gritty real life pics
34:00 <Loof> i see
35:00 <Loof> her website has the vag blurred out :(
35:00 <Loof> i want pics too
35:00 <TheRon> we can be heroes just for one day
35:00 <Loof> hehe
36:00 <Serenity> shes prettt hiy
36:00 <Serenity> hot
36:00 <Loof> she's on fiya
36:00 <gs69azza> I don't know what to do
36:00 <gs69azza> halp
36:00 <gs69azza> should I just do it
36:00 <Loof> yes
36:00 <Loof> i cheated on my wife
36:00 <gs69azza> you saw what she was saying 
36:00 <TheRon> does the missus need to know//
36:00 <Loof> she actually waited in the waiting room at the hookers
36:00 <Loof> while i fucked one
36:00 <gs69azza> lolol
37:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off loof
37:00 <ShadowLurker> srsly
37:00 <Loof> the brothel said don't bring her again
37:00 <Loof> we got over it though is the point
37:00 <gs69azza> legit don't know what 2 do
37:00 <gs69azza> consult irc
37:00 <gs69azza> lol
37:00 <gs69azza> my mates are calling me a faggot and just do it
37:00 <Loof> she cheated back on me tho
37:00 <TheRon> you only live once
37:00 <Loof> but now we're fair square
37:00 <gs69azza> you only meth once
37:00 <Loof> lol
38:00 <ShadowLurker> this is just ridiculous
39:00 <Serenity> im not telling you to cheat on ur mrs lol
39:00 <Loof> i am
39:00 <TheRon> i'll do it
39:00 <Loof> so will any guy
39:00 <Loof> fgt
39:00 <Loof> :P
39:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
39:00 <gs69azza> nah shit's legit even got her on snapchat, I didn't believe it was her till she snap me saying "it's really me aaron"
39:00 <ShadowLurker> hey aaron its really me
39:00 <Serenity> lol
39:00 <ShadowLurker> ;)
39:00 <gs69azza> haha
39:00 <Loof> but my real name is barry
39:00 <gs69azza> do you come with the car? hehe oh you
39:00 <Dugnuts> stop being a pussy
39:00 <Loof> and i drive a truck
39:00 <Dugnuts> just do it
40:00 <Dugnuts> irc hath spoken
40:00 <TheRon> even after you told her your name was aaron/
40:00 <gs69azza> Serenity what's your perspective?
40:00 <Loof> of course females will say dont cheat
40:00 <gs69azza> TheRon: yeah I told her to send me a snap saying it's her
40:00 <Loof> dont you know they ALL have each others back
40:00 <ShadowLurker> dont be a scumbag
40:00 <ShadowLurker> its really quite simple
41:00 <gs69azza> do I break up with her and then smash it and then get back together? Does that make me less of a scum bag?
41:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
41:00 <Loof> yes
41:00 <Dugnuts> ahh just dont get caught
41:00 <Dugnuts> you'll be fine
41:00 <gs69azza> fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
41:00 <Loof> you'd be even less scummy if you told her first
41:00 <Dugnuts> that said, if you are that worried about it
41:00 <Dugnuts> just dont
41:00 <gs69azza> \irc is no help
41:00 <Dugnuts> pfft
41:00 <TheRon> break up with the gf, sleep with the porn star, then come crawling back to the gf
41:00 <Dugnuts> what you want is us to say its ok for you to be a dick
41:00 <TheRon> no harm, no foul
41:00 <Dugnuts> which we are
41:00 <Loof> tell your missus first, then it's not cheating
41:00 <gs69azza> lol
42:00 <Dugnuts> "I think we need a break"
42:00 <Dugnuts> hahha
42:00 <gs69azza> I should just tell my gf and see if I can get a free pass
42:00 <Dugnuts> pfft
42:00 <Dugnuts> good luck
42:00 <gs69azza> although she knows I wouldn't let her have one
42:00 <Loof> or a threesome
42:00 <ShadowLurker> jesus fucking christ the morality in this room is nonexistant
42:00 <gs69azza> lol
42:00 <gs69azza> hmmm wait
42:00 <gs69azza> threesome
42:00 <gs69azza> that could work
42:00 <Loof> yes!
42:00 <gs69azza> WAIT
42:00 <gs69azza> good idea
42:00 <Loof> see irc
42:00 <gs69azza> you are a genious
42:00 <Loof> !
42:00 <gs69azza> -o
42:00 <Serenity> my perspective is dont cheat on ur mrs if you arent ready for the fallout
42:00 <Loof> brb bong
42:00 <British^Meat> nothing good will come of it
42:00 <gs69azza> nah I'm not
43:00 <gs69azza> I'm still afraid to tell her about Lachlan
43:00 <gs69azza> MAAAAAAAAYBE I tell her about that
43:00 <faux> Pics of pornslut
43:00 <gs69azza> she needs a break to decide what she wants
43:00 <gs69azza> I smash porn slut
43:00 <faux> Lmao
43:00 <gs69azza> then make ammends with white slice
43:00 <faux> You're an idiot
43:00 <gs69azza> faux snapchat
43:00 <British^Meat> totes
43:00 <faux> Ok
43:00 <British^Meat> sif date a chasm cunt
43:00 <ShadowLurker> deadset idiot
44:00 <faux> If you consider cheating on your mrs then you shouldn't be together 
44:00 <faux> I mean you can look and be all hng but if the thought crosses your mind why be with her idgi
44:00 <TheRon> faux blokes aren't smart
44:00 <Serenity> am i allowed to bring girls home tho? ?
44:00 <faux> Lucky I'm not a bloke
44:00 <Serenity> hahah
44:00 <TheRon> i thought chicks would be more understanding of the fact]\
45:00 <British^Meat> what would your GF say about it TheRon?
45:00 <British^Meat> (he asked knowingly)
45:00 <TheRon> she's plastic, she doesn't say much
45:00 <gs69azza> see how she's like 'if you make me bleed, just keep fucking" hahaha
45:00 <gs69azza> what a whore
45:00 <gs69azza> I love this shit
45:00 <gs69azza> but srsly
45:00 <faux> Lmaooooo
45:00 <gs69azza> I can't do it to white slice
46:00 <Serenity> lol
46:00 <Dugnuts> waah waah waah
46:00 <gs69azza> last week when we were arguing and I was talking to this chick all was sweet, but now we aren't arguing I feel like a shit cunt
46:00 <Loof> show me white slice
46:00 <faux> I'd be annoyed if my bf was talking like that to another chick 
46:00 <Loof> i'll decide for you
46:00 <Loof> :P
46:00 <faux> Without the cheating 
47:00 <gs69azza> she messaged me
47:00 <faux> So
47:00 <gs69azza> that stuff that I sent was from today
47:00 <TheRon> gs69azza is seeking wise counsel
47:00 <faux> Discussing fucking her and shit
47:00 <faux> I'd be like
47:00 <faux> Do u mind.
47:00 <gs69azza> gah
47:00 <Loof> seriously tho if you never learn to be happy with wot you got, you'll never be happy with what you got
47:00 <Loof> MESSAGE
47:00 <Serenity> rofl
47:00 <gs69azza> making me feeeeeeel bad
47:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
48:00 <faux> -- Dr phil
48:00 <Dugnuts> jesus christ
48:00 <faux> You asked for our opinions 
48:00 <gs69azza> i think I just need to jab more test and be more of a man
48:00 <TheRon> dr phill would tell you to fuck her
48:00 <faux> We're giving it to u
48:00 <gs69azza> yeah
48:00 <faux> To jab more what now
48:00 <faux> Oh
48:00 <gs69azza> nah nothing dw it was a joke.
48:00 <faux> Yes
48:00 <faux> No.
48:00 <faux> Lol
48:00 <Dugnuts> yeah dr phil would be all like "Tap dat ass sucka, you can apologise to your bitch laterz, not every day you get to fuck a porn star"
48:00 <gs69azza> 1050mg test atm is probs what got me into this situation
49:00 <gs69azza> that or 600mg of tren, I swear it puts out some sort of pheromone 
49:00 <faux> .
49:00 <faux> Yeah chicks can smell you through insta
49:00 <faux> Seems legit
49:00 <faux> Lol
49:00 <gs69azza> lol
49:00 <gs69azza> and the missus just txt me
49:00 <gs69azza> "I miss you baby, come home"
49:00 <gs69azza> fuck
49:00 <gs69azza> my
49:00 <gs69azza> fucking
49:00 <gs69azza> shit 
49:00 <gs69azza> fucking 
50:00 <gs69azza> life
50:00 <Serenity> o.o
50:00 <Dugnuts> yeah ok
50:00 <Dugnuts> obviously you arent gonna do it
50:00 <Dugnuts> so just get over it already
50:00 <Loof> too many women want you - you poor thing
50:00 <Loof> i feel for u bro
50:00 <Dugnuts> stop being a baby
50:00 <faux> O no fuck my life women want me
50:00 <Serenity> he prob will do it
50:00 <faux> Wah
50:00 <faux> Lol
50:00 <Loof> in fact i'll feel them for you bro
51:00 <Loof> i always look at other women
51:00 <Serenity> think of it this way shes probably got herpes anyway
51:00 <faux> Looking is fine
51:00 <Serenity> ^
51:00 <Loof> and want to do them
51:00 <faux> Going through with it is a diff story 
51:00 <faux> You can be sexually attracted to someone that isn't your partner 
51:00 <faux> Doesn't mean u have to act on it
51:00 <Serenity> most people look
51:00 <gs69azza> IT'S BEING WAVED IN MY FACE
51:00 <gs69azza> and I'm on tren
51:00 <faux> DISMISS IT
52:00 <faux> stop blaming chemicals YOU put in your body lol
52:00 <gs69azza> I'm actually impressed with myself that I haven't done it yet
52:00 <Loof> wot
52:00 <British^Meat> is this guy being serious?
52:00 <Loof> weed?
52:00 <Loof> oh him
52:00 <gs69azza> having a mind battle with myself
52:00 <Loof> what chems???
52:00 <Loof> lol
52:00 <gs69azza> lol it's more like guess what chems aren't in this body
53:00 <Loof> lol weed
53:00 <Loof> i win
53:00 <gs69azza> yeah weed isn't
53:00 <gs69azza> true
53:00 <gs69azza> last time I did weed I got the gf's bird stoned it was vomitting and shit
53:00 <Loof> lol
53:00 <Serenity> .
53:00 <Loof> that bird is a softcock
54:00 <gs69azza> I don't really like weed
54:00 <gs69azza> it's good to help sleep that's about it
54:00 <Loof> i dont really like anything except weed
54:00 <Loof> period
54:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <faux> Weed and periods
54:00 <Loof> rofl
54:00 <gs69azza> lol
54:00 <Serenity> i fell asleep on the couch last night lol
54:00 <Loof> bet it was a good sleep sez
54:00 <gs69azza> i fell asleep spooning
54:00 <Serenity> best
54:00 <Loof> :)
56:00 <Serenity> i can't fall aslesp with someone touching me
57:00 <TheRon> you and the hubby separate beds/
58:00 <Serenity> uh no
01:00 <TheRon> i find bacon one fo the more sensuous meats
09:00 <smashmouse> he he he
09:00 <smashmouse> sensual meat
11:00 <smashmouse> so not a wintry day today :P
25:00 <Doodle> 420
25:00 <Bob> Loof is the webmaster of pornhub.com
25:00 <Doodle> if thats an insult its a pretty shit one
26:00 <Doodle> that would be an ace job
26:00 <Doodle> think of all the porns
26:00 <Bob> the only thing he gets to touch is the html5 css
26:00 <Bob> <video controls>
27:00 <Bob> src=austnet.org
28:00 <Bob> autism doesnt faze Loof
28:00 <Bob> his immmune to it
29:00 <Bob> im posting all of austnet logs on wikileaks
29:00 <Doodle> .
31:00 <Bob> 420.wikileaks.org
37:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Dave Dobbyn - Slice Of Heaven.mp3 (10.24MB 128kbps Stereo 11:10)
39:00 <smashmouse> ive never been on wikileaks
39:00 <smashmouse> ne porn there
39:00 <smashmouse> no
39:00 <smashmouse> then i aint on it!
40:00 <Loof> Bob you wouldn't know anything about css or html5
40:00 <Loof> you're a pissweak little retard
40:00 <smashmouse> http://content.thehun.net/1968/1968445_A_chubby_woman_doing_it_in_the_pool_from_Marco.html
40:00 <smashmouse> lolz
40:00 <Loof> i can do it all
40:00 <Loof> you can do nothing
40:00 <Loof> and this angers
40:00 <Loof> you
40:00 <Loof> show what you've done
40:00 <Loof> cum weasle
41:00 <Loof> Bob failed html
41:00 <Loof> Bob fails life
41:00 <Loof> Bob needs a job lol
41:00 <Loof> but noone will hire bob cause he smells like pee
42:00 <smashmouse> shut it!
42:00 <simba> calm down m8
44:00 <Loof> notice Bob BANNNNNNED like a bitch
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <Doodle> such anger
45:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Morris Minor & The Majors-Stutter Rap (No Sleep Til Bedtime).mp3 (8.72MB 128kbps Stereo 9:31)
50:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Bros - When Will I Be Famous.mp3 (3.67MB 128kbps Stereo 4:00)
51:00 <TheRon> Fastball - the way
52:00 <Doodle> lol
52:00 <Doodle> my neighbour just crashed his boat into his house
52:00 <Doodle> again
52:00 <TheRon> Chicken breasts with cheese in the middle and wrapped in bacon
52:00 <TheRon> Damn
52:00 <Doodle> its difficult not to laugh
53:00 <TheRon> Is he high?
53:00 <simba> nah just victorian
53:00 <simba> XD
54:00 <smashmouse> lol
54:00 <TheRon> Simba we both lost to shit teams, how does it feel?
54:00 <smashmouse> feels like torian spirit
54:00 <simba> feels good man
54:00 <TheRon> High draft pick next season
54:00 <smashmouse> first time i lost anything and felt great about it was sex!
56:00 <simba> jesus christ
57:00 <TheRon> Enright is better than wanganeen
57:00 <smashmouse> wanganeen sounds like a pasta dish
58:00 <simba> did wangas lose his 300th
58:00 <TheRon> Did he?
58:00 <TheRon> Three premierships, three, count them
59:00 <simba> lol
00:00 <TheRon> Better than doull
01:00 <British^Meat> [15:14] <Loof> notice Bob BANNNNNNED like a bitch
01:00 <British^Meat> lol 
03:00 <TheRon> 420 yet
03:00 <Doodle> almost
05:00 <TheRon> Doodle are you getting ripped off your tits?
05:00 <Doodle> never
06:00 <TheRon> Not never surely
06:00 <TheRon> What's being ripped off your tits like?
07:00 <simba> like warm apple pie
07:00 <TheRon> Awesome
07:00 <TheRon> Do you see things?
07:00 <simba> i see everything
08:00 <TheRon> Dead people?
08:00 <simba> dead weed
08:00 <simba> going 2 buy some more 'cheese' 2day
08:00 <simba> from b1s twin
09:00 <simba> and i pass a place called "mayo real estate" to get there
09:00 <simba> its like irc street
09:00 <simba> ill look for TheRon cafe
09:00 <TheRon> Been on the Caribbean weed tour yet?
09:00 <British^Meat> hah
09:00 <British^Meat> we have a B1 look-a-like at work
09:00 <simba> ive never blazed outside aus
10:00 <simba> theyre everywhere man
10:00 <British^Meat> he just doesnt look as emaciated
10:00 <British^Meat> he has SOME meat on him at least
11:00 <British^Meat> i still cant believe vics spin their weed for bongs
11:00 <British^Meat> IJDGI
11:00 <British^Meat> i know id do it for joints, but bongs?
11:00 <British^Meat> cray
12:00 <TheRon> Which country has the best weed
12:00 <simba> i spin weed
12:00 <TheRon> Spin like lettuce for a salad?
13:00 <simba> 1 of the sleng teng nigga countries
15:00 <TheRon> African hooch?
15:00 <British^Meat> u spin weed in le bong?
16:00 <British^Meat> "say it aint so"
16:00 <simba> if ur vaping then straight is ok
17:00 <British^Meat> i gave up bongs yrs ago yer
17:00 <British^Meat> but not once ever did i ever once spin weed in a bong/pipe
17:00 <TheRon> I gave up women but it wasn't by choice
17:00 <simba> but bongs own
18:00 <British^Meat> your lungs dont own
18:00 <British^Meat> those things are horrid man
19:00 <simba> smoking joints doesnt make it good for your lungs
19:00 <British^Meat> sit down and chill with a join for 10 mins
19:00 <British^Meat> or suck up a bong in 3 seconds
19:00 <simba> i dont think either is nessecarily worse for ur lungs
19:00 <TheRon> What time is it doodle?
19:00 <British^Meat> well bongs kinda are
19:00 <Doodle> TIME TO GET A WATCH
19:00 <smashmouse> i take my time with a bong
19:00 <Doodle> kekeke
19:00 <British^Meat> u got water vapor and shit
19:00 <simba> water vapor?
19:00 <simba> the silent killer?
19:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <British^Meat> u dont do drugs josh, so fuck off
20:00 <smashmouse> k baebz
20:00 <British^Meat> but thats not really the point, why do u spin those bad boys?
20:00 <Doodle> thats all i knew
21:00 <Doodle> everyone here mixes it and always has
21:00 <TheRon> I just drink
21:00 <British^Meat> simba is literally the only person i know in SA who spins bongs
21:00 <smashmouse> seems every1 mixes in sa these dayz
21:00 <simba> just makes sense if you smoke to combine them
22:00 <simba> i think its more of a do you smoke baccy thing more than a state thing 
22:00 <British^Meat> everyone i know who smokes has not ever spun a bong
22:00 <Doodle> yeah
22:00 <Doodle> its the opposite here
22:00 <Doodle> nobody smokes it straight
23:00 <simba> tastes funny str8
23:00 <smashmouse> unless its a joint
23:00 <British^Meat> im actually dissapointed in you simba :/
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <British^Meat> i thought u were kinda cool
23:00 <simba> what are u talking about nigga
23:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11220132_1092128724150474_6246597279177291586_n.jpg?oh=32d5cabec7b86ac0721297c0813769bb&oe=55EB93A9
23:00 <TheRon> Hey jealousy
23:00 <Doodle> doin it wrong
24:00 <smashmouse> mix it with menthol
24:00 <Doodle> gross
24:00 <British^Meat> is that, his gear stick?
24:00 <Doodle> menthol is revolting
24:00 <Doodle> yes British^Meat
24:00 <smashmouse> that asian guy can suck me off
24:00 <Doodle> dildo gearknob
24:00 <smashmouse> after a bit more practice on that bong ;D
24:00 <Doodle> they exist
24:00 <Doodle> everyhwere
24:00 <Doodle> *where
24:00 <TheRon> So many weed smokers
24:00 <Doodle> you can thanks japan
24:00 <Doodle> *thank
24:00 <British^Meat> lol, id feel weird changing gears in that thing
24:00 <Doodle> fuck my fingers
25:00 <smashmouse> o i thought that was a bong
25:00 <Doodle> http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww283/dirty-diesel/002-2.jpg
25:00 <TheRon> Weed is healthy, besides from throat cancer and the links to schizophrenia
25:00 <simba> i gave a girl her first bong and she smoked it lioke that with her lips around the top
25:00 <Doodle> http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz19/Dann673/Gearknob.jpg
26:00 <Doodle> we had a glow in the dark line painted just below the end of the bong and a blue light, so when people went to smoke it they would smash their face on it thinking it was the top
26:00 <Doodle> good times
26:00 <TheRon> What?
26:00 <simba> that owns
26:00 <British^Meat> i remembe my mate holding in a bong suck for so long he threw up inside the bong
26:00 <British^Meat> was not a good night
26:00 <Doodle> rofl
27:00 <Doodle> worst volcano ever
27:00 <smashmouse> I heard last nite that CoD is goin exclusive for ps4
27:00 <simba> who the FUCK plays call of duty anymore
27:00 <British^Meat> hah
27:00 <simba> wasnt that just a social experiment in 2014 to see how many people bought the same game repackaged
27:00 <smashmouse> dunno
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <Doodle> i've never played call of duty in my life
28:00 <smashmouse> I havent played advanced warfare
28:00 <simba> remember when the big addition to one of the new games was dogs
28:00 <smashmouse> but im interested in blackops3
28:00 <British^Meat> i had black ops, fucking hated it
28:00 <Doodle> racist
28:00 <smashmouse> first blackops was shit
28:00 <smashmouse> imo
28:00 <simba> u have a dog that barks when u shoot guys now xD $119.95 please
28:00 <smashmouse> lol
28:00 <British^Meat> heh yer i remmeber the dog thing, gawsh
29:00 <smashmouse> your dog can be replaced with a wolf 16 dollars plz
30:00 <simba> the sims: pets
30:00 <TheRon> Mmm bop
33:00 <smashmouse> i would like a pet dinosaur
35:00 <nate> smashmouse wants a gilf!
35:00 <nate> sly devil
36:00 <TheRon> Take what you can get
38:00 <smashmouse> lol!!
38:00 <Doodle> lol
49:00 <TheRon>  Breasts
49:00 <TheRon> Are awesome
50:00 <TheRon> Better than weed
50:00 <Doodle> theyre certainly up there
51:00 <simba> breasts or weed the age old debtae
51:00 <Doodle> y not both
51:00 <TheRon> I don't smoke
51:00 <simba> apparently its one or the other
51:00 <simba> no crossover
51:00 <simba> ;_;
51:00 <Doodle> :(
51:00 <Doodle> i am disappoint
51:00 <smashmouse> b4 i die im gonna fk a furry
52:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.abbottsimulator.com/
52:00 <smashmouse> n she better have like a mask on too
52:00 <simba> or he
52:00 <smashmouse> hahaha
52:00 <TheRiddler> stop the boats
52:00 <smashmouse> furry from behind, who knows
52:00 <TheRon> I wanna die motorboating
52:00 <Doodle> you want a girl who is furry from behind?
53:00 <Doodle> :/
53:00 <Doodle> isnt that a bloke
53:00 <smashmouse> lol!
53:00 <smashmouse> kitty?
54:00 <TheRon> Progressive insurance?
54:00 <Doodle> i'm thinking of putting stickers down my doors jdm style, starting with my AAMI platinum rating 1 driver sticker
55:00 <Doodle> for street cred
55:00 <smashmouse> Doodle this weirded me out http://content.thehun.net/1966/1966647_A_brunette_girl_playing_with_herself_from_John.html
55:00 <smashmouse> oh it didnt load the actual pic
55:00 <Doodle> lol
55:00 <Doodle> her tail?
55:00 <TheRon> Damn
56:00 <smashmouse> http://www.frat-party-sluts.com/ftvgirls/nicki-pool-cue/06.jpg
56:00 <Doodle> yeah
56:00 <Doodle> that one lol
56:00 <smashmouse> :/
56:00 <smashmouse> lol
56:00 <Doodle> she has stephen tyler's lips on her vagina
56:00 <TheRon> Classy
56:00 <smashmouse> im still wtf
56:00 <smashmouse> LOL
56:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Aerosmith - Dude Looks Like A Lady.mp3 (4.04MB 128kbps Stereo 4:25)
56:00 <TheRon> Lola?
57:00 <Doodle> ell oh ell ay lowwwwwler
57:00 <TheRon> Walk on the wild side?
57:00 <Doodle> polythene pam
57:00 <British^Meat> i heart aerosmith
57:00 <Doodle> same
57:00 <Doodle> i have my leopardskin aerosmith undies on rn
57:00 <TheRon> Polyester girl
58:00 <smashmouse> i didnt know he wrote that song after tryin to pick up that dude from motley crew
58:00 <smashmouse> till last nite
58:00 <Doodle> yeah vince neil wasnt it
58:00 <smashmouse> they shouldve just made out ;)
58:00 <Doodle> lol gross
58:00 <smashmouse> then write a song Blame It On The Girl Hair
59:00 <smashmouse> ;)
59:00 <Doodle> big hair does not a lady make
59:00 <smashmouse> lol
59:00 <Doodle> look at pamela anderson
00:00 <Doodle> why cant i have heated seats in my house like a can in my car
00:00 <Doodle> and why cant i unlock my house with a button like i can with my car
00:00 <British^Meat> the government
01:00 <Doodle> fucking cunts
01:00 <Doodle> i can say that now cos i dont work for them anymore
02:00 <TheRiddler> weird place for a tail
02:00 <British^Meat> ooer
02:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Michael Jackson - Superfly Sister.mp3 (14.79MB 128kbps Stereo 16:09)
04:00 <DarkSoul> Thought you'd play beat it.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> it
04:00 <Bastardly_One> is
05:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking
05:00 <Bastardly_One> cold
05:00 <DarkSoul> No
05:00 <DarkSoul> Wai
05:00 <smashmouse> put on a jumper
05:00 <smashmouse> so nice in radelaide!
05:00 <DarkSoul> Current temp: 11.4 Feels like: 3.3
05:00 <smashmouse> i haz had burgers from 3 diff burger joints now
05:00 <DarkSoul> Seems about right.
05:00 <smashmouse> last nites was teh best
09:00 <Doodle> [17:04] <DarkSoul> Thought you'd play beat it.
09:00 <Doodle> lol
09:00 <Doodle> filth
09:00 <Doodle> its too cold for that
10:00 <StrykerX> Never too cold.
10:00 <Doodle> nothing to grab hold of
10:00 <StrykerX> Oh right.
10:00 <Doodle> its all inverted
10:00 <StrykerX> So, temp vagina.
10:00 <Doodle> rofl
10:00 <StrykerX> Hai big.. gal!
13:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1982308_795576870557121_4136446355546406089_n.jpg?oh=880705d432d2caf2a9f750f83ee3acaa&oe=55F34843&__gda__=1445803906_eb64d8619f5618f910ab10d9f51ca72c
14:00 <British^Meat> dank souls III
21:00 <smashmouse> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11201928_1006874039347213_3221746082871145060_n.jpg?oh=5b42f7b648045aa7fc62e0f38abb35c5&oe=56224295&__gda__=1441743871_2c5e66721811fc3e71fd5b6b4569d637
22:00 <simba> goign 2 get kitkats
22:00 <Doodle> whats that the mattel xmas party
22:00 <British^Meat> i like chunky kit kats
22:00 <British^Meat> and i eat them in specific order
22:00 <British^Meat> its the best
23:00 <Doodle> with your butt?
24:00 <StrykerX> And that order is?
24:00 <StrykerX> 'lol
25:00 <British^Meat> chomp off the end bit of chocolate
25:00 <British^Meat> then the sides
25:00 <British^Meat> the chomp left of wafer in two
25:00 <British^Meat> then finish
25:00 <Doodle> you must have a nimble butt
25:00 <British^Meat> err left over
26:00 <British^Meat> and no, with my mouth
26:00 <Doodle> oh
26:00 <British^Meat> no bottoms involved
26:00 <Doodle> weird
28:00 <StrykerX> Arse to mouth?
28:00 <Doodle> no thanks i'm still inverted
28:00 <StrykerX> Your arse can't become extroverted can it?
29:00 <Doodle> you know exactly what u meant
29:00 <Doodle> i
29:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s526x296/10308429_792910200823788_3533050413605155568_n.jpg?oh=7776721df7e3d0552f0c02b2f463dc0c&oe=5621FCF1
30:00 <StrykerX> rofl
30:00 <StrykerX> So true
38:00 <smashmouse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcn9ILmU-Ig
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Meet the Family - Saturday Night Live Views: 95,345 Uploader: Saturday Night Live Uploaded: Sep 30, 2013 Duration: 6m3s Rating: 4.93
41:00 <StrykerX> Quiet
41:00 <StrykerX> Too quiet
58:00 <smashmouse> i want tit pics of Valeria Lukyanova
01:00 <Doodle> http://www.everyjoe.com/2014/03/02/girls/valeria-lukyanova-nude-photos-ukraine-barbie-breatharian/
02:00 <amelia> yucky
02:00 <smashmouse> <3
02:00 <Doodle> she is yucky
02:00 <amelia> she really is
03:00 <smashmouse> thats just all the makeup lol
03:00 <Serenity>  that bitch is crazy
03:00 <smashmouse> to look like barbie
03:00 <Doodle> i found a pic of her playing guitar: http://pbs.twimg.com/media/A-vku9fCUAAHJeR.jpg:large
03:00 <amelia> bwahahahahaha
03:00 <smashmouse> lmao
03:00 <Serenity> lol
04:00 <smashmouse> public opinion says she is hot 
04:00 <Serenity> all that air and sunlight must be ace
04:00 <Doodle> public opinion is also what keeps justin bieber in cash
04:00 <amelia> amelias opinion is only one that matters and amelia says she aint hot
04:00 <Doodle> doesnt mean its not crazy
04:00 <amelia> so many better chicks than that thing
05:00 <Doodle> like amelia?
05:00 <Doodle> topless pics kgo
05:00 <Doodle> we'll compare
05:00 <smashmouse> she got a dope body
05:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
05:00 <Dugnuts> peerblock is blocking that website for me
05:00 <smashmouse> i seen her on tv on youtube
05:00 <amelia> nahhhh her body aint even fine
05:00 <smashmouse> sif
05:00 <Doodle> its ewwie
05:00 <amelia> i like a bit more meat
05:00 <Doodle> same
06:00 <amelia> she got ribs showing thru
06:00 <smashmouse> that's like having one type
06:00 <Doodle> she looks like the rack of lamb nobody bought
06:00 <Doodle> cos it had no meat on it
06:00 <amelia> all good if you dig her but i jus dont rate her at all
06:00 <amelia> plus the whole fake plastic look
06:00 <smashmouse> she loves barbie
07:00 <amelia> yah all good for her :P
07:00 <smashmouse> the make up can come off lol
07:00 <Doodle> she should have just spent all her money on a pink car instead
07:00 <Doodle> or a pink house and a pony
07:00 <amelia> i love chicken shnitzel i aint trying to be one tho
07:00 <Doodle> a pink pony
07:00 <Bastardly_One> what's that saying? dogs like bones and men prefer meat?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> some shit like that
07:00 <amelia> thats a stupid saying
07:00 <Doodle> lol
08:00 <amelia> i hate that shit about "real women have curves" n shit
08:00 <Bastardly_One> made up by fat women
08:00 <Doodle> so do real men amelia
09:00 <amelia> haha
09:00 <Serenity> that saying makes me ragey
09:00 <Doodle> oh look out
09:00 <smashmouse> yes that real women have curves is shit
10:00 <Doodle> real women have vaginas
10:00 <smashmouse> tyra banks loves that phrase now i bet
10:00 <Doodle> and some pretend ones
10:00 <Serenity> real women have bodies.  
10:00 <Doodle> :o
10:00 <Serenity> different people like different bodies
10:00 <Serenity> who gives a fuxk
10:00 <Doodle> even pretend women have bodies
10:00 <smashmouse> real women love teh cock like lollypopz
10:00 <amelia> werd
10:00 <Doodle> like april oneil
10:00 <Doodle> or she-ra
10:00 <Doodle> or princess peach
10:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: I'm partial to non-corporal lifeforms
10:00 <TokenDaRing> corporeal*
10:00 <Serenity>  hate fat chicks who think they have tk make thin women feel shit as well
11:00 <Doodle> like bowser?
11:00 <Serenity> lol token
11:00 <amelia> leave bowser out of this
11:00 <Doodle> ok
11:00 <amelia> my new friend didnt know wot bowser was
11:00 <amelia> he thought it was a bulldog
11:00 <Doodle> its where you get petrol from
11:00 <Dugnuts> ...
11:00 <amelia> WOTS THAT BULLDOG
12:00 <smashmouse> o wow
12:00 <Serenity> i was watching the mario cartoon this morning
12:00 <smashmouse> no.4 pic in that galery of Valeria Lukyanova
12:00 <smashmouse> she looks normal as
12:00 <Serenity> well the kids were...
12:00 <Dugnuts> sounds like your friend is too cool to know about video games
12:00 <amelia> didnt even kno there was a mario cartoon
12:00 <Serenity> neither did i until netflix
12:00 <Serenity> theres like 400 seasons
13:00 <smashmouse> Bob Hoskins regretted doin the mario bros. movie
13:00 <smashmouse> lolz
21:00 <faux> Meat out
21:00 <faux> Just spent a good 5 mins looking for my glasses before realising they're on my face
21:00 <faux> Why isn't that the first place I looked
21:00 <faux> WHY
23:00 <Doodle> getting old
23:00 <Doodle> did you say straight afterwards 'there aren't my glasses' ?
23:00 <Doodle> *these
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot see a thing without mine ... 
24:00 <Doodle> i can see my nose
24:00 <faux> Lmao doodle
24:00 <Bastardly_One> can't miss mine even without my glasses
24:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah I can see that
25:00 <Serenity> hrm
27:00 <ShadowLurker> you all suck cocks
27:00 <ShadowLurker> that is all
27:00 <faux> You suck the most
27:00 <Serenity> udo
31:00 <smashmouse> if ur not watchin gilmore girls ur a fgt!
35:00 <Dugnuts> faux: dont worry, just means you arent vain with mirrors everywhere
35:00 <Dugnuts> so you dont look at your face first!
36:00 <faux> Lol
36:00 <amelia> no
36:00 <amelia> it means you are silly fauxy
36:00 <faux> Look here quinny 
36:00 <faux> Fukn bash ya
36:00 <Dugnuts> oh
36:00 <Dugnuts> well ok, i take it all back
36:00 <amelia> no you look here sillyhead
36:00 <Dugnuts> all this violence
37:00 <amelia> slit ya throat m8
37:00 <Dugnuts> :O
37:00 <faux> Glass ya
37:00 <Dugnuts> ladies
37:00 <amelia> penetrate ya
37:00 <amelia> 2far
37:00 <amelia> soz
37:00 <couleurs> np
37:00 <amelia> got bit carried away der
37:00 <faux> Lolol
37:00 <couleurs> definitely. 
38:00 <Serenity> dugnuts just blew his load
38:00 <Doodle> didnt we all
38:00 <Dugnuts> pffft
38:00 <Dugnuts> unless the girls are fighting about me, it just looks cheap
38:00 <Doodle> i'm on a hare-trigger
38:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
39:00 <Serenity> mhm
45:00 <Bastardly_One> this isn't coudern blerrrrrrrrrrgh
45:00 <Bastardly_One> this is rubber with shitty cheese and shitty ham
46:00 <couleurs> :)
49:00 <smashmouse> LOL
05:00 <simba> son
05:00 <simba> hueng ming son
05:00 <couleurs> hue mi son 
05:00 <couleurs> him name ming
05:00 <couleurs> ming son
06:00 <simba> hang  my son
07:00 <simba> Park Life – Park Ji Sung, Documentary
07:00 <simba> shouldve been called Jurassic Park
11:00 <couleurs> directed by m night shaquille o'niel
14:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ45u38deRM&feature=youtu.be
14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Moyes don't know pronounce Illarramendi "EREMENDI EREMENDI" [ HILARIOUS ] Views: 19,972 Uploader: Footy live Uploaded: Feb 1, 2015 Duration: 0m7s Rating: 4.92
14:00 <simba> iramendi, iramendi
14:00 <couleurs> lol
14:00 <couleurs> LPFC
15:00 <couleurs> did they get him?
15:00 <simba> i wish
16:00 <simba> LPFC coach moyes captain milner
16:00 <simba> favorite game Dragon Age Inquisition
17:00 <couleurs> lol
20:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qy5iZh86e4
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Thierry Henry's Volley vs Man United | HD - October 2000 Views: 37,601 Uploader: Haven't A Kalou Uploaded: May 1, 2015 Duration: 0m42s Rating: 4.94
20:00 <couleurs> Dreamcast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <faux> [ HILARIOUS ]
23:00 <smashmouse> who wants to nurse on mommys nippelz
23:00 <couleurs> https://40.media.tumblr.com/a423369fd5fcc73cec285a812e671aa6/tumblr_nmdc0lEtIn1un3k3to1_1280.jpg
24:00 <ooomp> N64 couleurs
24:00 <simba> havent a kalou lol
24:00 <StrykerX> YES
24:00 <StrykerX> N64!
24:00 <couleurs> PS4!!!!!!!!!!!!
24:00 <simba> that is disgusting thierry
27:00 <ooomp> PS5 is coming out 
28:00 <smashmouse> stupid thang to say
28:00 <ooomp> Speaking of which
28:00 <ooomp> Skirmish
28:00 <StrykerX> Skirmish: Long time son
28:00 <Skirmish> Yesm? 
28:00 <StrykerX> How's things?
29:00 <Skirmish> Things are well. You? 
29:00 <StrykerX> Likewise sir.
29:00 <Skirmish> Eggzellent. 
29:00 <couleurs> PS5!!!!!!!!!
30:00 <ooomp> Sony sucks 
30:00 <ooomp> Let's be honest
30:00 <couleurs> does not how dear u
30:00 <couleurs> xbox sux
30:00 <ooomp> Skirmish left in disgust
31:00 <couleurs> good, he a boring dude
31:00 <ooomp> So true
31:00 <ooomp> Married whipped
31:00 <smashmouse> lol
31:00 <StrykerX> couleurs: You want the attention he was taking?
31:00 <StrykerX> lol'
31:00 <ooomp> Short lived
31:00 <StrykerX> Wb mate
31:00 <ooomp> WB Skirmish
31:00 <Skirmish> Thanks. 
31:00 <ooomp> You have been missed
31:00 <StrykerX> Yup
31:00 <Skirmish> loved*
31:00 <couleurs> wb Skirmish 
32:00 <couleurs> StrykerX was talken shit bout u
32:00 <couleurs> xD
32:00 <ooomp> Two faced
32:00 <Skirmish> Yeah? Probably because he knows I'd beak him irl. 
32:00 <Skirmish> :D
32:00 <ooomp> beak him?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> not only did dinner taste like rubber
32:00 <StrykerX> Yes. Beak.
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel sick 
32:00 <StrykerX> Here birdy birdy.
32:00 <xm> StrykerX, Skirmish steals mints from the donations bowl? that's a bit low mate
33:00 <Skirmish> ooomp: To make forceful contact with the nose. 
33:00 <couleurs> Beak Me Up, Scotty
33:00 <couleurs> --- Penguin Trek
33:00 <ooomp> Your nose could break
33:00 <StrykerX> [19:30] <ooomp> Skirmish left in disgust
33:00 <StrykerX> [19:30] <couleurs> good, he a boring dude
33:00 <StrykerX> [19:31] <ooomp> So true
33:00 <StrykerX> But it was me. Looooool
33:00 <couleurs> i demand a recount
33:00 <couleurs> #false_paste
33:00 <ooomp> Taking my comments out of context
33:00 <Skirmish> lol it wouldn't be irc with sly comments when you leave. 
33:00 <amsy> hilarious
33:00 <ooomp> I was agreeing with something else
34:00 <Skirmish> without*
34:00 <couleurs> [ LAUGHTER ]
34:00 <Skirmish> I think I should give up typing tonight. 
34:00 <StrykerX> The lesson is: Never try.
34:00 <Bastardly_One> forever would e etter
34:00 <Bastardly_One> *be
34:00 <couleurs> #matildas_2k15_cup
34:00 <Skirmish> It's ok ooomp I know you have no love for me. 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> *better
35:00 <couleurs> hi amsy !!!
35:00 <ooomp> [19:30] <couleurs> xbox sux
35:00 <ooomp> [19:30] Quit: Skirmish [Quit: May all the bridges you burn behind you light the road ahead.]
35:00 <ooomp> [19:30] <ooomp> Skirmish left in disgust
35:00 <ooomp> [19:30] <couleurs> good, he a boring dude
35:00 <ooomp> [19:31] <ooomp> So true
35:00 <ooomp> Agreeable with couleurs
35:00 <StrykerX> Sure sure.
37:00 <couleurs> GiGGLeS
39:00 <ooomp> StrykerX killed it
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I must be still on his ignore ... be jealous
39:00 <Bastardly_One> best place to be 
40:00 <couleurs> ignore this 8=======D
40:00 <StrykerX> Yes. Evil me.
40:00 <StrykerX> couleurs: Actual size?
40:00 <StrykerX> Pretty easily ignorable haha
40:00 <couleurs> How Rude.
40:00 <couleurs> --- Michelle Tanner
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard size
41:00 <StrykerX> Bastardly_One: You're being generous
41:00 <Bastardly_One> proof nothing grows in the shade
41:00 <Skirmish> If anyone is going to know how big/small picard's dick is ... it's B1. 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah true StrykerX 
42:00 <couleurs> #owned!!!!!!!!!
42:00 <Bastardly_One> don't make out like you've not seen it ... slinky posted it one day in a rage
42:00 <simba> or anyone who saw the pix of it he got owned with
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
42:00 <simba> its a lil baby mushroom lookin thing poking out the side of the webcam shot
42:00 <Skirmish> People actually click slinky's links? 
42:00 <simba> #owned!!!!!!!
43:00 <simba> why would josh have it ?
43:00 <simba> lmao
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that was forever ago when I tolerated him
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and I wondered that for ages simba
43:00 <Bastardly_One> as to why he had it
43:00 <simba> i guess its because hes gay
43:00 <couleurs> #owned!!!!!!!!!
44:00 <couleurs> SHOTS FYRED
44:00 <smashmouse> hahahahahaha
44:00 <smashmouse> ur like how old and suckin up to simba
44:00 <Skirmish> Does anyone else here use exetel? 
44:00 <ooomp> Aren't they horrible
44:00 <simba> is that a dishwashing detergent
44:00 <simba> if so yes
45:00 <Skirmish> They were perfect right up until they sent me an email last week saying they were forcing me onto another plan.
45:00 <smashmouse> calm down Skirmish
45:00 <Skirmish> I am always calm bro. 
45:00 <simba> now what are they
45:00 <smashmouse> im not calm when im fappin
46:00 <ooomp> Is that because you've been downloading too much
46:00 <Skirmish> simba: Stupid because it looks like there is a mass exodus of customers because of their decision. 
46:00 <simba> harsh words there
46:00 <Bastardly_One> only other person I know of that uses that ISP is Pieter
46:00 <simba> exetel: any comments?
46:00 <Skirmish> ooomp: No I think it was a decision someone up high in their company made to force people off old plans to the more expensive plans. From what I've read on the net, quite a lot of people are churning away because of it. 
46:00 <smashmouse> exetel: stage left
47:00 <Bastardly_One> it's happening everywhere
47:00 <Bastardly_One> even phone plans 
47:00 <couleurs> get TPG bro
47:00 <Bastardly_One> your original contract means shit now
47:00 <smashmouse> how expensive is dunny wrap yo!
47:00 <Skirmish> TPG are heaps expensive here because it's 'regional'. 
47:00 <simba> yo that shit be milkin my wallet 
47:00 <ooomp> TPG should buy out exetel
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmm TPG aren't more expensive now
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I am regional and looking at TPG
48:00 <Bastardly_One> nice deals
48:00 <simba> TPG Their Pretty Good
48:00 <Skirmish> For their off-net services they are. I am churning to netcube. Unlimited for $80 p/m. 
49:00 <couleurs> TPG Top Phone Guys
49:00 <simba> ive got a gamecube
49:00 <smashmouse> Two Pig Gays
49:00 <simba> do you wanna play melee
49:00 <simba> im marth/sheik
49:00 <smashmouse> you don't even have lego marvel super heroes simba!
50:00 <Skirmish> TPG for me is $100 p/m with a 500GB limit as their top plan. 
50:00 <simba> can you buy it for me
50:00 <smashmouse> ummm
50:00 <smashmouse> wait till i get monopoly
50:00 <simba> buy me bonestorm or go to hell
50:00 <smashmouse> haha
52:00 <smashmouse> come iron man and human spider, the way is open!
52:00 <couleurs> watching dumb ppl on tvsn cook bad pizza on hot plate for $300 
52:00 <couleurs> n u?
53:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11401462_894649383941002_401459680277770816_n.jpg?oh=f35e18fdbb784fbf5979e926929ed9f2&oe=5626C975&__gda__=1445976907_936688ce9f4c28a2d864af1e494a0cb1
53:00 <couleurs> Whoa.
53:00 <Doodle> its cold
53:00 <ooomp> Really?
53:00 <Doodle> we should get naked together
53:00 <ooomp> Not here
53:00 <ooomp> Inside
53:00 <Doodle> for.. warmth
53:00 <ooomp> Heater on
53:00 <ooomp> Win.
53:00 <Doodle> fine!
53:00 <couleurs> how can vlc be real when our windows aren't real
54:00 <couleurs> --- jay z smith
54:00 <ooomp> Wait, that's wrong
54:00 <ooomp> I love doodles
54:00 <Doodle> thats what they all say
54:00 <ooomp> :3
54:00 <Doodle> except the filthy lezzers
55:00 <Doodle> but theyre lying
55:00 <ooomp> Don't they dildo themselves
55:00 <Doodle> yeah with penis shaped dildos
55:00 <Doodle> so they still love the cock
55:00 <ooomp> Typical
55:00 <Doodle> its a catalogue of litanies
56:00 <ooomp> It's like gays. They love warm holes
56:00 <ooomp> Hypocrits
56:00 <Doodle> haha
56:00 <smashmouse> hmmm
56:00 <smashmouse> now i want to know the average temp of a wet vagina
57:00 <Doodle> smashmouse is ooomp sexy
57:00 <couleurs> Hypocrites************
57:00 <couleurs> SPELLING ERROR ALERT
57:00 <ooomp> Sorry couleurs :(
57:00 <Doodle> on a scale of gina rinehart to ten
57:00 <ooomp> Doodle made me
57:00 <Doodle> i did no such thing
57:00 <smashmouse> um
57:00 <smashmouse> dunno
57:00 <Doodle> come on
57:00 <couleurs> that's ok beter luck next time
57:00 <Doodle> you have an opinion of every other chicks looks
58:00 <smashmouse> couleurs is the sexiest
58:00 <couleurs> better***********
58:00 <Doodle> .
58:00 <couleurs> i'm not a chick, you dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
58:00 <Doodle> just lie on your front nobody will know
58:00 <smashmouse> :o
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I just made the mistake of going outsie
58:00 <Bastardly_One> *outside
59:00 <Doodle> yeah i just went out and windproofed my gates
59:00 <Doodle> its a bit
59:00 <ooomp> I still owe Doodle a nuddie pic
59:00 <Doodle> chilly
59:00 <Doodle> you bloody do
59:00 <smashmouse> i dunno what ooomp looks like now
59:00 <Doodle> oh
59:00 <Doodle> me either
59:00 <Bastardly_One> it is cold
59:00 <Doodle> on the plus side my gates are silent now
59:00 <ooomp> smashmouse has never known
59:00 <Doodle> oh?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> snow again this yearfor sure
00:00 <Doodle> agreed
00:00 <smashmouse> never?
00:00 <amelia> SNOWWWWWWWWW
00:00 <ooomp> Never.
00:00 <simba> me neither, what do u look like ooomp are u a girl
00:00 <Doodle> never ever?
00:00 <smashmouse> you sayin you fake picd me
00:00 <Doodle> never ever ever?
00:00 <Doodle> ever?
01:00 <Doodle> it looks silly now
01:00 <ooomp> Doodle knows it
01:00 <Doodle> i know nothing
01:00 <smashmouse> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> never ever ever land
01:00 <Doodle> is where my penis lives
02:00 <ooomp> Doodle
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine too ... and that sounds creepy
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and very wrong
02:00 <Doodle> ooomp
03:00 <smashmouse> Amy Pond!
04:00 <couleurs> who's ooomp 
05:00 <ooomp> Nobody
05:00 <couleurs> nobody will ever know...
05:00 <couleurs> The Truef is Out Their
05:00 <couleurs> --- X-Phile
05:00 <xm> couleurs isnt a girl. i played fifa with him and he's like 12. i heard his mother calling him for milo too
06:00 <couleurs> i'm 13 how dear u
06:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <xm> yeah me 2
06:00 <xm> c u in school
07:00 <smashmouse> pff u lie ur ten im 13 i know more about the world than u
07:00 <simba> if ur really 13..... whats ur reddit nick
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I just read the warning on my cigs
09:00 <xm> his psn is thenextbeckham2003
09:00 <Bastardly_One> 10 drags per cig = blah blah blah
09:00 <bonky> 10 drags per cig = 10 drags per cig?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> if you only get 10 drags per cig
09:00 <couleurs> my reddit username is xXxCaLL_of_BooTyxXx
09:00 <Bastardly_One> then you're getting pretty shit cigs
10:00 <simba> stop smokin weed start smokin tailors 
10:00 <amsy> im gonna look for u on gonewild cc
10:00 <bonky> I could barely pull one without dying
10:00 <simba> m8 recipe 4 deathj
10:00 <bonky> That was when I decided smoking wasn't for me
10:00 <couleurs> ok nate :)
10:00 <simba> Tailor made to kill u lol
10:00 <couleurs> amsy*******
10:00 <amsy> hehehehe
11:00 <smashmouse> here is your cat back
11:00 <smashmouse> but i had a dog
11:00 <smashmouse> IS CAT NOW
11:00 <anotherirc3r> lol wtf
11:00 <TheRiddler> I have yaki beef udon
11:00 <TheRiddler> n curry puffs
11:00 <smashmouse> yum
11:00 <smashmouse> ima just heatin up roast chicken
12:00 <couleurs> beehhhh a curry puff lmao xD
12:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
12:00 <smashmouse> that ive had since thurs arvo
12:00 <anotherirc3r> smashmouse IS CAT NOW
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <smashmouse> lol
12:00 <anotherirc3r> smashmouse yum
12:00 <anotherirc3r> nomnom
13:00 <bonky> You know.. chicken doesn't need to be ripened right?
13:00 <smashmouse> lol
14:00 <bonky> Chicken used to be a rare expensive luxury.. my how the world has changed
14:00 <TheRiddler> no it's not Bonny
14:00 <TheRiddler> er bonky
14:00 <amsy> its still expensive here
14:00 <thestig> lol @ hamilton
15:00 <amsy> agreed stiggy
15:00 <Doodle> cant even stay in the lines
15:00 <bonky> Growing and killing your own was pretty much the only place it was available a few decades ago
15:00 <smashmouse> yea those yummy huge hormone chickens mmm
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's cheap compared to red meat
15:00 <Doodle> hot
15:00 <smashmouse> well bonky 8 billion chickens are consumed every year
16:00 <Doodle> by Hellfury
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> her nick is Sara-Serina these days
16:00 <Doodle> why thats not her name
17:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds better than dyke^jailbird?
17:00 <smashmouse> i wonder if anyones ever jerked off over marge in the simpsons
17:00 <smashmouse> like while watchin it
17:00 <Maurice> Well Maurice is my name, hence my nick
18:00 <thestig> maurice is asian
18:00 <Doodle> only when she orgasms
18:00 <smashmouse> maurice is a boys name!
18:00 <smashmouse> and ooomp called Skirmish boring
18:00 <Doodle> she;s all ^_^
19:00 <smashmouse> she's the most boring person ever
19:00 <Doodle> no she isnt
19:00 <smashmouse> oooeer ehehe 
19:00 <Doodle> yes dude i am totally in love with her
19:00 <smashmouse> Doodle is now known as knightinshiningamour
19:00 <Doodle> we're going to make mad passionate babies
19:00 <smashmouse> u ruint it!
19:00 <thestig> skirmish is boring 
19:00 <smashmouse> aw
19:00 <smashmouse> cutes
20:00 <Doodle> lol
20:00 <bonky> french babies?
20:00 <Doodle> oui
20:00 <Maurice> Who says Maurice is a boys name
20:00 <Maurice> Talk about sexist
20:00 <Maurice> TELL THAT TO CAMERON DIAZ, BRETT BUTLER AND GLEN CLOSE
20:00 <bonky> You're not a dude?
20:00 <StrykingX> So is! 
20:00 <Doodle> cameron diaz has a penis
21:00 <Doodle> actually
21:00 <Doodle> so does glenn close
21:00 <Doodle> so does brett butler
21:00 <Doodle> so do you
21:00 <Maurice> I know that
21:00 <Maurice> I'm touching it right now
21:00 <Doodle> me too
21:00 <Doodle> cos lets face it
21:00 <Doodle> theres room for 2
22:00 <bonky> Two penis touching irc'ers?
22:00 <couleurs> get a room u 2
22:00 <Doodle> we have swordfights
22:00 <Doodle> in public
22:00 <Doodle> at the airport usually
22:00 <Maurice> It's fun if a little awkward when we do it in the park
22:00 <Doodle> but the pidgeons dont mind
22:00 <Doodle> pigeons
23:00 <Doodle> :/
23:00 <Maurice> Doing it like the pigeons
23:00 <Doodle> theyre all coooooo
23:00 <Doodle> cooooo
23:00 <Doodle> m8
23:00 <Doodle> [20:23] <Maurice> Doing it like the pigeons <- you mean how i peck you on the head?
23:00 <Maurice> Yeah and then shit on my shoulder
24:00 <Doodle> ;)
24:00 <Doodle> coooooooooo m8
24:00 <Doodle> cooo
24:00 <thestig> People with this name have a deep inner desire to serve humanity and to give to others by sharing money, knowledge and experience, or creative and artistic ability
24:00 <thestig> BULLSHIT
24:00 <Doodle> lol
24:00 <faux> Noooo 
24:00 <Doodle> people with this name are short nymphos
24:00 <faux> I meant shits
24:00 <thestig>  American Meaning:
24:00 <thestig> The name Maurice is an American baby name. In American the meaning of the name Maurice is: Dark. 
24:00 <couleurs> i'm a GaMeR^GiRL
25:00 <Doodle> dark short nympho
25:00 <Maurice> I told you I wasn't asian
25:00 <Doodle> no, then it would be Maulice
25:00 <Maurice> Lol
25:00 <thestig> Maurice
25:00 <thestig> The name Maurice is a baby boy name.
25:00 <StrykingX> This is getting hot
25:00 <thestig>  Greek Meaning:
25:00 <thestig> The name Maurice is a Greek baby name. In Greek the meaning of the name Maurice is: Dark. 
25:00 <Maurice> Don't censor me, Charlie
25:00 <thestig> MAURICE IS GREEK
25:00 <bonky> baby _BOY_ name
25:00 <Maurice> I CAN BE WHAT I WANT
25:00 <Doodle> she does like it greek stylez
25:00 <thestig> lololol
25:00 <Maurice> I'll be a fucking tiger if I choose
25:00 <Doodle> with yogurt 
25:00 <Doodle> i meant
26:00 <Maurice> Honestly Doodle, what happens between us is meant to stay between you, me and youporn
26:00 <smashmouse> fuck is brett butler anyway
26:00 <Doodle> and the cleaners
26:00 <StrykingX> Tiger with yoghurt
26:00 <StrykingX> Wtf
26:00 <Maurice> And the fluffers
26:00 <Doodle> no
26:00 <bonky> "I want a boy and that is final.. whatever comes out of there will be called Maurice"
26:00 <Skirmish> Maurice might not be asian but she will still rov you rong tiem. 
26:00 <Doodle> greek stylez with yogurt
26:00 <thestig> Dingbang
26:00 <thestig> The name Dingbang is a baby boy name.
26:00 <thestig> Chinese Meaning:
26:00 <thestig> The name Dingbang is a Chinese baby name. In Chinese the meaning of the name Dingbang is: Protects the country
26:00 <Maurice> I didn't come out of there though
26:00 <Doodle> SLOW DOWN CUNTS
26:00 <Doodle> FUCK
26:00 <Doodle> i cant keep up
27:00 <Doodle> ty
27:00 <bonky> Cabbage patch via a stork?
27:00 <thestig> DINGBANGGGGG
27:00 <Doodle> mm fluffers
27:00 <Doodle> THEYRE SO FLUFFY
27:00 <StrykingX> Who calls their kid dingbang?! 
27:00 <Doodle> asians
27:00 <StrykingX> Seriously! 
27:00 <bonky> It's so fluffay I wanna die!
27:00 <Doodle> inorite
28:00 <Doodle> man
28:00 <Doodle> i have weights i should lift repeatedly
28:00 <Doodle> but cbf
28:00 <StrykingX> Almost 8.40
28:00 <Doodle> why cant they do it themselves
28:00 <StrykingX> Double 4.20
28:00 <Doodle> lol i cant
28:00 <Maurice> I have boobs you could liferepeatedly
28:00 <Doodle> last time i dropped a dumbbell on my head
29:00 <thestig> 2 backs
29:00 <Maurice> That explains so much
29:00 <Doodle> loool
29:00 <Doodle> swing by Maurice
29:00 <Maurice> I'm already halfway there
29:00 <Doodle> woooo
29:00 <Maurice> I'm irc driving
29:00 <Doodle> i'll warm my hands up
29:00 <bonky> Floppy weights would be quite challenging for dexterity
29:00 <Doodle> nah
29:00 <Doodle> you just do them on a fit ball
29:00 <Doodle> instead of a bench
30:00 <Doodle> then you have to keep your balance too
30:00 <StrykingX> Loll
30:00 <bonky> Who is getting done on a fit ball?
30:00 <Doodle> whoever gets here first
30:00 <StrykingX> Picard
30:00 <Doodle> he is too slow
30:00 <Doodle> he will get bogged
31:00 <Doodle> on the freeway
31:00 <StrykingX> And that's in his carpet
31:00 <Doodle> cos there is a load limit
31:00 <bonky> He needs encouragement.. and lots and lots of fluffers
31:00 <Doodle> and also
31:00 <Doodle> he is revolting
31:00 <StrykingX> Hahaha
32:00 <Doodle> i already know who the first 2 to get here would be 
32:00 <Doodle> cos i know where you all live
32:00 <bonky> Little black book of dirty secrets..
33:00 <bonky> Who's pages are stuck together?
33:00 <thestig> i know where i live
33:00 <Doodle> all of them are
33:00 <thestig> sometimes
33:00 <Doodle> its a little black doorstop now
33:00 <bonky> :|
33:00 <StrykingX> Lol
34:00 <Doodle> does the job
35:00 <Doodle> k bbl luvrs
35:00 <Doodle> o/
35:00 <thestig> bai
35:00 <bonky> farewellll
40:00 <fawks> ehehe load limit
46:00 <couleurs> Jewracist Pork
47:00 <Bastardly_One> tee hee hee
53:00 <TheRiddler> jews dont eat pork
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> where is Nyabing?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> buttfuck nowhere in WA isn't it?
54:00 <StrykingX> Sounds it 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is 
55:00 <couleurs> Nyabing... Microsoft's Abo Search Engine
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I decided to read the article
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
00:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai2u
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
00:00 <thestig> our resident bogan
00:00 <TheRiddler> good
00:00 <TheRiddler> you?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you implying that i'm a began stig?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, not to bad...
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> d/l penny dreadful - yay!
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> began… BOGAN* 
01:00 <thestig> vegan?
01:00 <thestig> lol not you 
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> just as fuckin' well darls
01:00 <thestig> bling it 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> also, side note - nothing wrong with vegans….
02:00 <thestig> vegans are delusional 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> some, if not all vegan food is actually quite delicious 
02:00 <thestig> specially on facebook for some reason
02:00 <thestig> nothing against the food just the people 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… it's a choice.
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you don't have to understand it, just accept it and move on....
03:00 <fawks> its not a choice, its a lifestyle
03:00 <thestig> that isn't the issue 
03:00 <fawks> - vegans
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, it's a choice not to eat animal products
03:00 <Bastardly_One> cool ... http://www.iflscience.com/environment/what-would-earth-look-without-oceans
04:00 <thestig> they hate on meat eaters call them killers then eat living food 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif they do
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> some do
04:00 <fawks> its not a choice, its a lifestyle
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> and some don't
04:00 <Bastardly_One> a lifestyle is a choice
04:00 <thestig> all of them!
04:00 <fawks> - vegans
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw fawks, I don't agree with you 
04:00 <fawks> lol im being an idiot
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
04:00 <fawks> calm your serious farms
04:00 <fawks> my friend is a "Vegan" and shes like
05:00 <fawks> IM VEGAN BUT I EAT EGGS
05:00 <fawks> .........
05:00 <thestig> lol 
05:00 <fawks> so youre not vegan youre an idiot
05:00 <StrykingX> Loll
05:00 <StrykingX> Yup
05:00 <StrykingX> Idiot deluxe 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've got a bunch of vegan friends… they're all pretty awesome
05:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a vegetarian th spastic
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can eat Oreos 
05:00 <thestig> do they wear vegan shoes?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
05:00 <Skirmish> For every animal they save katatonic_kate01 ... I will eat two. 
05:00 <fawks> shes finally just started to admit shes a vegetarian
05:00 <fawks> lmao
05:00 <Lish> Do they drive a vegan car? 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <thestig> lol lish probably not
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> do they drive a vegan car….. ah a lot of them ride bikes in the city
06:00 <fawks> what is a vegan car
06:00 <fawks> :'(
06:00 <Bastardly_One> vegan is just another word for hippy scum
06:00 <thestig> no pollution 
06:00 <Skirmish> A car that doesn't run off liquid dinosaur?
06:00 <Lish> One that doesn't have any leather 
06:00 <fawks> isnt vegan just not eating shit that comes from animals
06:00 <Bastardly_One> a vegan car is a bicycle
07:00 <fawks> what animals were harmed in the making of  cara
07:00 <fawks> s
07:00 <fawks> oh
07:00 <thestig> but an electric cars batteries does more damage to the enviroment then a normal petrol driven car
07:00 <Lish> Lol
07:00 <fawks> leather
07:00 <fawks> ok
07:00 <fawks> mmm petrol
07:00 <Skirmish> mmmm liquid dinosaur
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah pretty much, but some peeps just don't like using animal products because animals are exploited…. or harmed
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> their choice… their life
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> are they hurting anyone? Ah no
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
07:00 <fawks> lol
07:00 <fawks> people are allowed to have opinons different to yours kate :P
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
08:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: If animals didn't want to be exploited they would rise up against us. Their complicity is acceptance of their place. 
08:00 <thestig> if no one ate meat where would we get fertilizer from
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <fawks> yeah so if people tink veganism is stupid let them be
08:00 <Maurice> It is stupid, who doesn't love cheese
08:00 <fawks> mmmm
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> or bacon
08:00 <fawks> cheese wrapped in bacon
08:00 <Maurice> Or cheese wrapped in bacon
08:00 <Maurice> GET OUT
08:00 <fawks> lmao
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
09:00 <Skirmish> I watched a video of a cheese sandwich, wrapped in bacon and cooked in a fry pan. 
09:00 <xm> the ultimate form of animal exploitation would be monkeys using sewing machines making our cheap t-shirts while rabbits are running on treadmills powering them up
09:00 <Skirmish> Looked yum. 
09:00 <thestig> imagine if the world was run by vegans! animals running riot and all the food would be destroyed
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> then when they get old…. we eat them xm!
09:00 <fawks> Maurice
09:00 <fawks> i started The Flash
10:00 <Maurice> Do you like it?
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> TOTALLY stig!
10:00 <fawks> yeah i knew i would cos i love arrow
10:00 <Maurice> Or can you picture him in his Warblers uniform
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lucky we have neanderthals running the country 
10:00 <thestig> my name is barry allen 
10:00 <fawks> every time barry runs im like RUN BAZZAAAAAA
10:00 <fawks> lmao
10:00 <Maurice> LIFT THOSE KNEES
10:00 <fawks> lollll
10:00 <thestig> flash gets really good 
10:00 <fawks> iris is bugging me but i cant stay mad at her cos shes hot
10:00 <fawks> shhhh no spoilers pls
10:00 <fawks> im only 5 eps in
10:00 <thestig> i think arrow goes vegan 
10:00 <fawks> LOL
10:00 <fawks> i loved arrow
10:00 <fawks> im up to date
10:00 <thestig> no spoilers lol 
10:00 <fawks> do u watch it
11:00 <thestig> arrow and flash yeh
11:00 <fawks> kewl
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> arrow is about a dude who shoots peeps with arrows?
11:00 <Maurice> I've only watched 4 eps coz the harddrive is in the shed and I'm too lazy to go get it
11:00 <thestig> his name is oliver queen!
11:00 <fawks> yeah but its a litte more complex than that lol.
11:00 <smashmouse> https://www.facebook.com/jason.terhaar/videos/4853567664578/
11:00 <smashmouse> chick eatin anotha chix box on teh metro
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> but that's the basic gist ?
11:00 <fawks> arrow is gorgeous id let him stab me ewith his arrow
12:00 <fawks> .
12:00 <thestig> lolll
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> links
12:00 <fawks> t owhat
12:00 <fawks> google oliver queen arrow
12:00 <thestig> his facebook is funny
12:00 <thestig> nice bloke
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah, do-able
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe not in the… getup he is wearing
14:00 <fawks> i wanna be able to blow shit up by tuching it
14:00 <fawks> lucky bitch
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna nod my head and make things magically appear
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> or wiggle my nose
15:00 <fawks> yeah thatd be sick
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
15:00 <fawks> or read peoples minds
15:00 <fawks> but like
15:00 <fawks> switch it on when u want
15:00 <fawks> or itd get too noisy
15:00 <fawks> lol.
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
16:00 <Maurice> Ok Sookie
16:00 <thestig> fawks do you watch daredevil on netflix? great show
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
16:00 <fawks> do not  call me that pls
16:00 <fawks> i do not have gaptooth
16:00 <fawks> nah stig
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <Maurice> Sucky
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> sookie was ok
16:00 <fawks> ive seen a million commercials though
16:00 <fawks> whats it abourt
16:00 <fawks> -r
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> she was fucking eric 
16:00 <fawks> i nly watched 4 eps of true blood and wanted to kill myself
16:00 <fawks> their accents gave me anxiety
16:00 <smashmouse> arrow is a shit tv show
17:00 <fawks> and her teeth killed me
17:00 <smashmouse> he's basically batman
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i loved the southern accent
17:00 <thestig> ban smash
17:00 <fawks> hes robin hood ok
17:00 <smashmouse> he even fights batman villains
17:00 <fawks> don t u love batman
17:00 <fawks> rnt u buying a batman ps4
18:00 <smashmouse> i dont love batman
18:00 <fawks> also the peple are based off dc comics
18:00 <smashmouse> i luv teh gamez
18:00 <fawks> so YE
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> you fucking love batman
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> batman cartoon in the morning
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> best ever
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> on saturday mornings
18:00 <thestig> maurice can you watch flash point paradox ? kthanx 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think....
19:00 <smashmouse> nope
19:00 <smashmouse> the games r good the end
19:00 <smashmouse> Gotham is the worst show
19:00 <beehhh> nate
20:00 <beehhh> this is a good moofie
20:00 <fawks> goog nate
20:00 <beehhh> https://watch32hd.org/watch_Run_All_Night_2015.html#video=ZMkCVOYYcHFn2uuf0yzHNzRLYTx1acxK1jZZkyj2Xss
21:00 <smashmouse> werd that movie rocks
21:00 <beehhh> watch it again bra
21:00 <smashmouse> cept for Common
21:00 <beehhh> ya can rewind and fastforward if you have too
21:00 <smashmouse> he for srs cant act
22:00 <beehhh> ACT is far from liverpool
22:00 <thestig> lolll his oscar doesnt agree 
22:00 <beehhh> you still need to cross two bridges
22:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: fuck you
22:00 <couleurs> agreed best movie i ever sean
23:00 <beehhh> i watched taken 3 just before
23:00 <smashmouse> i gotts this movie Heathers to watch
23:00 <smashmouse> hope its good
23:00 <beehhh> liam neeson is alright lad
23:00 <smashmouse> liam neeson can stop making those movies now
23:00 <beehhh> https://watch32hd.org/watch_Chappie_2015.html#video=ZMkCVOYYcHFn2uuf0yzHNzRLYTx1acxK1jZZkyj2Xss
23:00 <smashmouse> too many moments that remind me of the grey and taken films
24:00 <smashmouse> in run all night
24:00 <beehhh> yeah i have 30 mins to go
24:00 <beehhh> this site rocks bras
25:00 <beehhh> blockbuster and video ezy are now gonna be upset pretty much
25:00 <couleurs> u wear bras
25:00 <beehhh> i wear my moms bra
26:00 <katatonic_kate01>    :|
27:00 <Doodle> she clearly doesnt so someone should
27:00 <beehhh> https://watch32hd.org/western_movies
27:00 <Bastardly_One> so Abbot decides we're having all access to torrent sites outside of Aust eh?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone would think we don't know what proxies are
28:00 <beehhh> this isnt a torrent either this site is only for preview only
28:00 <beehhh> you cant download so nothing is illegal here
28:00 <faux> Maurice 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> of aust *blocked
28:00 <thestig> what about putlocler 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> or watch-tv
29:00 <Bastardly_One> putlocker is good
29:00 <thestig> yah
29:00 <beehhh> in malaysia sex is open
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah streaming is a good question
29:00 <faux> Vodlocker m8
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I use yifi, putlocker and watch-tv
30:00 <faux> Primewire.ag
30:00 <beehhh> didnt that link work
30:00 <thestig> tubeplus is good too
30:00 <faux> You're welcome
30:00 <beehhh> is it blocked off in your country?
30:00 <faux> No but u r
30:00 <faux> Lodloalowolaol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <couleurs> no butt u r
30:00 <thestig> lolol
30:00 <beehhh> im going to england princess lebanon
30:00 <couleurs> FKN
31:00 <TheRiddler> I'm full
31:00 <beehhh> great britain where i belong
31:00 <smashmouse> extratorrent.cc
31:00 <smashmouse> ty
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't find shit on extra
31:00 <smashmouse> dont be in england when i am
31:00 <Bastardly_One> music wise I like anyway
31:00 <beehhh> i willbe in here
32:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPfFAKMi4LI
32:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Buying the cheapest Channa/Chole Paratha Wrap in London & the UK for Â£1.00 - Indian Street Food. Views: 36,090 Uploader: mr07623445678 Uploaded: Mar 31, 2015 Duration: 10m3s Rating: 4.84
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and I prefer streaming to downloading for some reason
33:00 <smashmouse> i only dl movies
33:00 <smashmouse> n stream tv shows on xbox
34:00 <smashmouse> woo Death Row is on soon
34:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it's Josh
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the horrible things you find out when you whois someone
34:00 <thestig> loll
34:00 <Bastardly_One> huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
34:00 <beehhh> punjub is on the heatwave
35:00 <beehhh> one pound mate cheers
35:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: looks like all your friends are the ones doing hte burning
36:00 <beehhh> england doesnt get bushfire nor extreme heatwave
36:00 <beehhh> flood is ok they got hte themes barricade
37:00 <Maurice> (19:28:35) (faux): Maurice
37:00 <stebie> Up time: 1647 days 06:30:04
37:00 <Maurice> Yessm
37:00 <stebie> router needs a reboot :<
41:00 <couleurs> that's a lot of days
41:00 <Dugnuts> sup thestig
41:00 <Dugnuts> hows things mang?
41:00 <thestig> good dugnuts, hows you
41:00 <Dugnuts> pretty good
41:00 <Dugnuts> melb is nice
41:00 <Dugnuts> new job is good
41:00 <Dugnuts> going to tassie for a holiday tomorrow
41:00 <thestig> excelent 
41:00 <thestig> watchout for them crazy melb women
41:00 <Dugnuts> bitches be crazy tho
41:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
41:00 <thestig> lolllll
42:00 <Dugnuts> man
42:00 <couleurs> Up Time 5 days 10:00:33
42:00 <couleurs> BOOM BICH BET U
42:00 <bonky> Forecast is rain and cold.. the usual
42:00 <Dugnuts> ive been on a few dates
42:00 <Dugnuts> been involved with about 4 girls so far
42:00 <Dugnuts> all of them
42:00 <Dugnuts> crazy
42:00 <stebie> stiggyyyyyyy
42:00 <stebie> sup dude
42:00 <Dugnuts> :P
42:00 <thestig> hi stebs
42:00 <thestig> dugnuts lolll them bitches be crazyy. when they say they wont bite... they do
45:00 <smashmouse> Bastardly_One ur not funny yo
45:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
45:00 <Dugnuts> yeah man
45:00 <Dugnuts> still trying tho
45:00 <Dugnuts> ive generally had a good time tho
46:00 <smashmouse> there should be a lesbian couple on this married at first sight
46:00 <Dugnuts> thats one thing you can say about the crazy girls, they are NOT boring :)
46:00 <smashmouse> o woe! wot we r missin out on cause there's no gay marriage!
46:00 <simba> crazy ppl arent boring xD the revelation
52:00 <Bastardly_One> being john malcovic is on One
53:00 <couleurs> SEEN IT
53:00 <couleurs> agreed best movie i ever sean
55:00 <Dugnuts> for you i guess it is simba
56:00 <simba> that was a Brain buster Bro
57:00 <xm> lol girls are crazy lol especially when on their rags lol
58:00 <smashmouse> 4 couleurs http://cranktrain.com/the-cat-machine
58:00 <smashmouse> https://youtu.be/YwqbDydXc-Y
58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Cat Machine - Trailer Views: 549 Uploader: CranktrainGames Uploaded: Jun 8, 2015 Duration: 1m14s Rating: 5.00
59:00 <smashmouse> oh ok so new laws were passed today
59:00 <smashmouse> now i get the torrent talk
59:00 <couleurs> i ain't clicken ur shit u gay
00:00 <smashmouse> "The federal government says Australians need to be reminded that if they take too much from creative industries, such as film or music, without giving back, they will jeopardise content."
00:00 <smashmouse> LOL
00:00 <smashmouse> shut ur mouf couleurs!
02:00 <couleurs> #fuck_cats
03:00 <smashmouse> LOL
04:00 <smashmouse> fgts
04:00 <Dugnuts> takes one to know one
04:00 <smashmouse> prob
05:00 <ITaL^GuY> been smashed iin the ass 1 too many times ey smashmouse?
08:00 <smashmouse> nup
08:00 <smashmouse> u fgt!
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot wot in the butt
25:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTs7KXqZRmA
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Burial - Fostercare (HQ) Views: 890,816 Uploader: mixtld Uploaded: May 15, 2011 Duration: 5m33s Rating: 4.94
27:00 <Picard> hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
28:00 <anotherirc3r> hai Picard
29:00 <Picard> hello anotherirc3r
30:00 <Picard> hows your day been
30:00 <amelia> picard
30:00 <Picard> amelia
30:00 <anotherirc3r> alright. you?
30:00 <amelia> is your name geoffrey leonard
32:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
33:00 <smashmouse> picard
33:00 <smashmouse> amelia saw ur dick today
33:00 <smashmouse> i saw her see it
33:00 <amelia> no i refused to click it
34:00 <amelia> nony was all over its
34:00 <smashmouse> lol!
34:00 <anotherirc3r> meelz!
34:00 <anotherirc3r> you said you wouldn't tell
34:00 <amelia> :P
34:00 <smashmouse> wahahahaahahaha
34:00 <anotherirc3r> cow >:/
34:00 <amelia> i said no such fing
35:00 <smashmouse> they r a lesbian couple now Picard
35:00 <smashmouse> thx 2 u mang
35:00 <amelia> ahaha
35:00 <anotherirc3r> omg you are so not getting any tonight meelz
35:00 <anotherirc3r> no sex4u
35:00 <TheRiddler> nice
35:00 <TheRiddler> :p
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <amelia> you cant resist dis
36:00 <Dugnuts> cant touch this
37:00 <anotherirc3r> I know meelz :(
37:00 <anotherirc3r> you hottie
38:00 <smashmouse> chris pratt gets to be a lego 3 times how luckies
39:00 <anotherirc3r> joshy wants chris pratt's lego
39:00 <smashmouse> hes boss!
39:00 <anotherirc3r> klove
44:00 <Dugnuts> so
44:00 <Dugnuts> how are we all
45:00 <smashmouse> makin a toasted cheez sanga yo
45:00 <smashmouse> u wana bite?
47:00 <Dugnuts> fuck yeah
47:00 <Dugnuts> bring it over
47:00 <Dugnuts> and a stick
47:00 <Dugnuts> lets smoke a bit
47:00 <Dugnuts> :P
49:00 <amelia> at least no egg in it this time joshjewah
49:00 <amelia> eggfreak
50:00 <Picard> fuck me 
50:00 <smashmouse> ahahaha
51:00 <smashmouse> :P
51:00 <smashmouse> good memory!
51:00 <anotherirc3r> egg and bacon is okay though
51:00 <anotherirc3r> nomnom
53:00 <smashmouse> wit some garlic n basil n chilli
54:00 <anotherirc3r> wtf dude
54:00 <anotherirc3r> you rekt it
55:00 <smashmouse> naw mon
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> you wrecked it with the egg
57:00 <smashmouse> sif
58:00 <thestig> he has a head like an egg
58:00 <smashmouse> r u cracken on to mi stiggy
59:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
00:00 <Picard> u cunts are obsessed
00:00 <thestig> dat pun tho
00:00 <Picard> leave me and my cock alone
00:00 <thestig> LOL @ RICHMOND
01:00 <Picard> we beltd your mob 
01:00 <Picard> lol @ freo scum
01:00 <thestig> u lost 
01:00 <smashmouse> ur a giant egg picard
01:00 <smashmouse> ahahahaha
01:00 <thestig> west coast shamshed yas
01:00 <Picard> oh so now u are a w.c supporter?
01:00 <anotherirc3r> stfu thestig
02:00 <anotherirc3r> we did play awfully though :/
02:00 <Picard> yes
02:00 <Picard> im going to the gws game in 2 weeks
03:00 <Picard> and hawks v pies
03:00 <anotherirc3r> Picard a Richmond supporter?
04:00 <thestig> yes
04:00 <smashmouse> woo dexter
04:00 <smashmouse> he's ma man
04:00 <smashmouse> i want him to fuck debra then kill himself
04:00 <anotherirc3r> oh. seems we have something in common
05:00 <Picard> yes
06:00 <Picard> do u like cock?
06:00 <anotherirc3r> I'm a lesbian. remember?
06:00 <Picard> so
06:00 <Picard> i can convert you
06:00 <Picard> or just watch u and amelia
07:00 <anotherirc3r> I tried talking to you month or so ago but no
07:00 <anotherirc3r> told me to fuck off Mr
07:00 <amelia> fuck up picard cword
08:00 <Picard> amelia u can call me a cunt
08:00 <Picard> i tld u to fuck off?
08:00 <amelia> CWORD
08:00 <anotherirc3r> ya you did
09:00 <Picard> becuase u have a penis
09:00 <anotherirc3r> you wish
09:00 <Picard> lol
09:00 <Picard> i prefer pussy
09:00 <Picard> but a cock will do in  hard times
09:00 <smashmouse> cunt
09:00 <Skirmish> Ok Slinky.
10:00 <frayedknot> no pun intended
10:00 <smashmouse> skirmies
10:00 <smashmouse> I'm telling Dexter about you Picard!
10:00 <anotherirc3r> joshy, am I manly?
11:00 <smashmouse> dunno we aint chest bumped yet UnF
11:00 <Picard> dexter?
11:00 <anotherirc3r> bish
11:00 <smashmouse> pfff such a girl anotherirc3r
12:00 <Picard> pics bitch
12:00 <smashmouse> o dat tickelz!
12:00 <anotherirc3r> lol wtf joshy
12:00 <smashmouse> lel
13:00 <anotherirc3r> bbs shower
13:00 <anotherirc3r> going to use it as a heater!
13:00 <anotherirc3r> so damned cold
13:00 <smashmouse> nice
13:00 <smashmouse> dont forget ta naterbate!
13:00 <Picard> its 22 degrees
14:00 <anotherirc3r> of course joshy
14:00 <smashmouse> i aint cold, got the front n back doors open n kitchen window lol
14:00 <smashmouse> ;)
14:00 <smashmouse> it feeeelz good
14:00 <anotherirc3r> freaking masochist
15:00 <Zade> nice inside but bloody cold outside 
15:00 <anotherirc3r> room is cold :(
15:00 <anotherirc3r> anyway, bbs
15:00 <Picard> dont go outside, problem solved
17:00 <smashmouse> go outside with a stiffy jerkin it off, keep u nice n warm yo!
17:00 <anotherirc3r> I plan 2
17:00 <smashmouse> lolz
17:00 <smashmouse> hawt
18:00 <Zade> watch the steam come off the jizz in the alleyway 
18:00 <smashmouse> AHAHAHA
18:00 <Picard> nuh, goes soft when its real cold
18:00 <Picard> anyways im off to bed.
19:00 <Zade> niters Picard
19:00 <Zade> missing you already 
19:00 <Picard> lies
19:00 <Zade> ok
19:00 <Picard> lol
19:00 <Picard> you're a sweet lad
19:00 <Zade> everyone says that
19:00 <smashmouse> nite
26:00 <Zade> so then 
28:00 <smashmouse> ppl go to beds early huh
29:00 <Zade> sure do
29:00 <smashmouse> i was thinkin of watchen a movie after
29:00 <smashmouse> The Gunman wit Sean Penn :P
30:00 <Zade> prob porn and bed for me 
31:00 <smashmouse> lol nice
31:00 <Dugnuts> HAHAHAHHA do any of you watch defiance?
31:00 <Dugnuts> woman who play sarah connor
31:00 <Dugnuts> says "COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE"
31:00 <Dugnuts> in defiance
32:00 <Dugnuts> i lost my shit
35:00 <smashmouse> lols
36:00 <smashmouse> defiance a tv show ey
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52:00 <anotherirc3r> ?
54:00 <katatonic_kate01_> what the
54:00 <milk> it's almost cheaper to have things printed and delivered now than it is it keep a printer going
54:00 <katatonic_kate01_> no, it's cheaper to print everything at work
54:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :P
54:00 <milk> I dont work
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sucks to be you - you better click the link 
55:00 <milk> I only click porn links
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh
56:00 <katatonic_kate01_> next
57:00 <milk> dont you like to think about anonymous people on the internet jerking off to that video that guy made of you when you had that one night stand?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01_> pretty sure peeps i've had one night stands with didn't have the camera out
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