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00:00 <partay> lol
00:00 <partay> Maurice youd be walking funny too
01:00 <faux> hahahahahahahahaahahaahahaha
01:00 <Skirmish> Yeah that would be the roofie wearing off.
01:00 <faux> Shit
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> my gawd! 
02:00 <partay> Maurice would fuck me 
02:00 <milk> I need sex like I need my genitals cut off
06:00 <faux> Hi
06:00 <faux> Lol
07:00 <faux> Slaptastic
07:00 <mrdanger> rxactly
07:00 <partay> i think i missed my opportunitu
07:00 <partay> y
07:00 <mrdanger> words
08:00 <faux> For what
08:00 <partay> get me penis sucked
08:00 <faux> By who
08:00 <partay> shes alseep
08:00 <partay> my cat.. who do u think 
08:00 <faux> Maurice is still awake 
08:00 <mrdanger> he was gunna tap dat
08:00 <faux> I don't know jeez
08:00 <partay> go go gadget penis 
09:00 <faux> Zzt
11:00 <partay> wait... i can hear her rustling
11:00 <partay> now's my chance
12:00 <simba> kool
12:00 <Skirmish> Why do some of the cunts here have to be so fucking weird. 
13:00 <simba> who cares
13:00 <Skirmish> Nobody, but the question stands. 
14:00 <thestig> you put yourself on one very high pedostool 
14:00 <simba> drugs, neglect, bullying
14:00 <simba> world of warcraft
14:00 <simba> dada and fila
14:00 <Serenity> dregs
14:00 <simba> kappa
15:00 <simba> man made drugs
15:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
15:00 <thestig> kappa 123
15:00 <Serenity> drerrrrrrggss
16:00 <thestig> COCKSSSSSSSSSS
17:00 <simba> deep as usual thestig
17:00 <simba> really mind bending stuff
17:00 <Serenity> lol
17:00 <thestig> and thats all he could come up with
18:00 <thestig> another baiting tryhard melbourne op lol
19:00 <simba> whoa sorry didnt mean to cut u
19:00 <simba> didnt mean to make u bleed
19:00 <simba> how r u man hows the red bull launch
20:00 <thestig> haha you think people care when you type
20:00 <simba> thats good
20:00 <thestig> it's good you think they care?
21:00 <simba> yeah all those things and more
26:00 <faux> Ehehehe pedostool
30:00 <Maurice> A pedal stool
32:00 <simba> https://www.facebook.com/laughingcolours/videos/10152909669549578/
36:00 <Serenity> same sex marriage made legal in all 50 states of America
37:00 <aaron> umm there are 52 states in america
37:00 <milk> 53 now
37:00 <Serenity> ok im repeating the news headlines
37:00 <Serenity> go tell them
38:00 <simba> same sex marriage in fire emblem 
38:00 <Serenity> A state of the United States of America is one of the 50 constituent political entities that shares its sovereignty with the United States federal government
38:00 <aaron> lol news headlines
39:00 <aaron> do you even bother reading before you post?
39:00 <Serenity> yes
39:00 <Serenity> do you
39:00 <aaron> yes in your case it does not seem the latter
39:00 <Serenity> ok pliv
40:00 <aaron> are you a news bot?
40:00 <Serenity>  yep
40:00 <aaron> lol
41:00 <simba> yo plivent how was ur day
42:00 <TokenDaRing> plivent and themayo can get married in the US now
42:00 <TokenDaRing> how sweet for them
43:00 <simba> mm yes quite
43:00 <Serenity> simba can be a brides maid
44:00 <simba> ill be teh biggest slut there
44:00 <Serenity> oh you
46:00 <Skirmish> A month to go before Win10. Excited!
47:00 <simba> that was literally my tweet 30 mins ago
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
49:00 <Skirmish> Twitter makes me angry. I had to stop using it. 
50:00 <simba> lol
51:00 <Skirmish> Same as AM talkback radio makes me angry too. Makes me want to randomly punch old people in the head. 
51:00 <aaron> why bother listening to it then?
52:00 <simba> radio is the bottom of the barrell
52:00 <simba> idk if its below the national papers 
53:00 <Skirmish> OH OH OH! I went into Super Cheap at Lake Haven today before coming home (That suburb may only mean something to Kate) and whilst waiting to speak to someone I heard the guy in front of me telling the guy behind the counter that the world is really flat and that NASA and the UN lie to us. 
53:00 <Skirmish> So I want everyone to be careful this weekend not to fall off the edge of the planet. *firmly fits tin foil hat*. 
55:00 <simba> that was aaron
55:00 <Serenity> wow all.the religious hateful people are out on fb already
56:00 <Skirmish> You want. Next natural disaster. 'It's god punishing us for letting the gays marry!!'
56:00 <Skirmish> You watch*
56:00 <simba> agreed
56:00 <Serenity> yeah
57:00 <Serenity> some dude is sayimg how jesus is coming and our punishment will be worse than 9/11
57:00 <Serenity> lol
57:00 <aaron> lots of gay people here it seems
57:00 <Skirmish> Westboro Baptist Church website would be a good read right now. 
02:00 <simba> the great purge is in 24:44:45:05
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahahaha @ skirmish
02:00 <simba> all faggots will perish
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> I just read your super cheap story
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> what do you fuckin' expect from peeps living at lake haven :|
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> I never lived that far up ze coast, thankfully!
04:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I noticed a lot of houso looking people around there. I won't be calling in there again. 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
05:00 <aaron> hahaha katatonic_kate01 is from central coast, explains everything
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> no actually i'm not aaron
05:00 <simba> youre a faggot aaron fuck up
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was born in sydney
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> and moved the the central coast when i was like 7
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
06:00 <simba> aarons dad gave him a crackpipe to smoke at the age of 11, explains everything
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> TREW dat
06:00 <aaron> lol so you are from the central coast
06:00 <aaron> hahahaha
06:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b4TU_R7J3c
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Pelican Eating Pigeon Live Views: 1,431,071 Uploader: SolidWorksMagi Uploaded: Oct 27, 2006 Duration: 0m32s Rating: 4.59
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh that's right……. you've stalked me out and know everything about me
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
06:00 <aaron> where in sydney were you from?
07:00 <Skirmish> Aaron is desperate to try and get to someone. He called my kid dumb. So desperate to be a someone, poor Aaron. 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't you have that on the 'kate' file?
07:00 <aaron> actually katatonic_kate01 I know you are from the central coast born and bred
07:00 <simba> aaron became officially retarded last year after being knocked out at a central coast mariners game
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
07:00 <aaron> just wanted to see if you actually admit it thats all ;)
07:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8rU-bLYM7Y
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're a fucking retard 
07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tortoise Eats Pigeon Views: 1,171,251 Uploader: fnordfromcruel Uploaded: Jan 25, 2009 Duration: 2m4s Rating: 4.66
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> but whatever….
08:00 <aaron> I don't follow soccer simba
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah sure, i was born and bread on the central coast
08:00 <simba> you just go for the fights?
08:00 <Taco> aaron, I thought your name was shannon
08:00 <aaron> ive never been to a soccer match no
08:00 <milk> must be nice
08:00 <Serenity> Doherty
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <aaron> hahaha katatonic_kate01 from central coast LOL
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH LOLZ
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> from the central coast
09:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAWsIul8UzM
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: turtle eats chipmunk Views: 792,319 Uploader: skateluger Uploaded: Jun 7, 2009 Duration: 1m1s Rating: 3.17
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha ha ha haw
09:00 <aaron> katatonic_kate01 is chrissie swan of austnet
09:00 <Serenity> i bet the dumb bitch sleeps in a bed don't gou
09:00 <Skirmish> It's like having a 13yo try and troll you isn't it. Why are you so stupid Aaron? 
09:00 <Serenity> LOL KATE OWNS A BED LOLOLOL
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i'm totes chrissie swan…. 
10:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lje4eTQ9ZR8
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Trout Attacks Mother Duck Views: 500,639 Uploader: jrroy100 Uploaded: Jun 7, 2010 Duration: 6m24s Rating: 2.71
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> next i'll get PMs saying he want to rape every member of my family
10:00 <simba> its literally like having a half bashed retard at your feet trying to hurl insults at you, its like i dont know whether to step on you or just laugh
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> wants*
11:00 <Serenity> looooool simba breathes air
11:00 <Serenity> what a loser
11:00 <aaron> why would I want to rape your family katatonic_kate01?
11:00 <Skirmish> I don't understand why aaron keeps coming back here knowing that everyone considers him a fool and a nobody. 10/10 for effort I guess. 
11:00 <aaron> you got some issues you want to talk to me about?
11:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NO-h9PFum4
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> good question!
11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Steps - 5, 6, 7, 8 Views: 7,202,059 Uploader: StepsVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 3m24s Rating: 4.67
11:00 <simba> i do NOT breathe air
11:00 <Serenity> you do loser lololol
11:00 <simba> pix or it didnt happen
12:00 <milk> simba is an uber indian
12:00 <milk> better than just indian
12:00 <Serenity> what kind of poor loser owns a camera
12:00 <Serenity> ahahahuauahalallololl
12:00 <Taco> ikr
12:00 <simba> Your definitely from the central coast. 
12:00 <Taco> I cant afford a camera
12:00 <Taco> they're like $20
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> central coast represent
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah yeah
13:00 <Taco> I'd rather spend that on heroin
13:00 <milk> smack man
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah awesome
13:00 <milk> smack
13:00 <simba> i wanna meet milk
13:00 <milk> you'll hafta pay
14:00 <Taco> http://www.theguardian.com/film/shortcuts/2015/jun/24/jurassic-world-dinosaur-accused-of-racism
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
15:00 <simba> jurassic park 2 bro xD gonna be sick
15:00 <simba> saw it 3 times 
15:00 <simba> but made up 2 of them in my head
15:00 <simba> 4 irc lols
15:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR6VyUmuVSo
15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Heron Eats Duckling FYV 1080 HD Views: 406,987 Uploader: FrontYardVideo Uploaded: Mar 10, 2013 Duration: 1m38s Rating: 3.16
16:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh2lANZ3TZg
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dans le sud marocain Il fait chaud Animaux du dÃ©sert Reptiles et Cobras. Views: 2,343,626 Uploader: li lion Uploaded: Jan 9, 2011 Duration: 1m17s Rating: 3.67
16:00 <simba> is this a form of bullying like if you spam enough links someones bound to click 1?
17:00 <simba> i think awolf used to do that
17:00 <simba> didnt work
17:00 <Taco> I'm falling down the youtube rabbit hole
17:00 <Taco> dick first
17:00 <simba> r u new 2 the itnernet
17:00 <Taco> yah
17:00 <Taco> I just got aol as well
17:00 <Taco> [email protected]
18:00 <Taco> send me eLetters
18:00 <milk>  g aol
19:00 <simba> No.
19:00 <Taco> plz
19:00 <milk> simba, are you a pakisaurus?
19:00 <Taco> but plz
19:00 <Taco> ill be ur fwiend
19:00 <Taco> ePals etc.
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
19:00 <Taco> have you got social networking?
19:00 <milk> you can judge a man by the quality of his pakisaurus
20:00 <Taco> I just signed up for friendster
20:00 <simba> can u sign up 2 shutting the fuck up lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeh what he said
20:00 <Taco> whats the website?
21:00 <Serenity> rraaaarrr
21:00 <Taco> youtube.com?
21:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzutQey60Ew
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: King Cobra Devours Water Snake Views: 1,272,168 Uploader: National Geographic Uploaded: Jul 1, 2013 Duration: 1m32s Rating: 4.44
21:00 <milk> wash the mexican out dude
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, don't you have your own server?
22:00 <simba> jose gonzales
22:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <milk> nice indian bride for a rich american mexi
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> or channel -why do you need to spam us with shitty youtube vids?
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> can't you do it there
22:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkpm9xfBxs8
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: MAN FIGHTS GIANT SNAKE Views: 3,593,029 Uploader: billschannel Uploaded: May 9, 2013 Duration: 2m59s Rating: 4.10
23:00 <simba> i guess when no one cares anywhere it doesnt matter where you paste it
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> grew that
23:00 <milk> Taco pic
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> fail
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> TREW
23:00 <simba> grew that
23:00 <milk> show us yer goods Taco
23:00 <simba> tomatos? grew that
23:00 <simba> marijuana? grew that
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> # totes
25:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfYAj1k9uZM
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Python vs Alligator 01 -- Real Fight -- Python attacks Alligator Views: 63,047,405 Uploader: ojatro Uploaded: Jul 26, 2009 Duration: 3m0s Rating: 4.46
26:00 <milk> amex?
27:00 <Skirmish> Time for some sleep. 
28:00 <British^Meat> lol
28:00 <British^Meat> why is Taco being a bigger cock flop than usual?
28:00 <British^Meat> he mad?
28:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVRhRzE_AkQ
28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Python eats Alligator 02, Time Lapse Speed x6 Views: 58,329,085 Uploader: ojatro Uploaded: Dec 14, 2011 Duration: 4m13s Rating: 4.26
28:00 <aaron> Taco upset his server died
28:00 <British^Meat> naww
32:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBitJwoNy70
32:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Graphic Footage of Lioness Mauled by Buffalo Views: 23,472,941 Uploader: Barcroft TV Uploaded: Apr 15, 2014 Duration: 1m50s Rating: 4.77
33:00 <simba> look like gohan
34:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XnVtIUny3U
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Leopard vs. Eagle vs. Lion vs. Hyena Views: 9,583,912 Uploader: ANIMALION Uploaded: Feb 15, 2015 Duration: 5m39s Rating: 3.53
35:00 <Taco> I love the porno music in that one
35:00 <Taco> Its funky
36:00 <aaron> porno music of katatonic_kate01
36:00 <aaron> bbw porn
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh please, not the fat insults
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh no….
36:00 <Taco> Didn't you ever watch bogan hunters or whatever it was?
36:00 <Taco> bogans don't have sex
36:00 <Taco> they root
37:00 <aaron> never seen it 
37:00 <aaron> katatonic_kate01 is this true what Taco is saying?
37:00 <Taco> first she takes off her overalls...
37:00 <Taco> then she takes out her teeth
37:00 <Taco> and then rooting commences
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> aaron you just said you knew everything about me 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you're probably the best to answer that question
38:00 <aaron> yes how silly of me
38:00 <aaron> root it is then
38:00 <British^Meat> which one is aaron?
38:00 <Taco> I believe bogan rooting sounds like the cheering at a football game
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> the moronic one
38:00 <aaron> chrissie swan porno
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> obsessed much?
39:00 <milk> who or what is chrisssie swan?
39:00 <aaron> its katatonic_kate01
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, it's me!
39:00 <milk> she just came in here one day and asked how kate was
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
40:00 <aaron> she won australian of the year for most useless feminist tv presenter
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds like you have issues with assertive women
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> do women intimidate you aaron?
40:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <aaron> not at all
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok then...
41:00 <aaron> women below me
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
41:00 <fawks> Twitter makes me angry. I had to stop using it. 
41:00 <simba> but women has 2 more letters than men
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> inferiority complex arron?
41:00 <Taco> perhaps you're just an angry person
41:00 <aaron> katatonic_kate01 not at all
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
42:00 <milk> I understand fawks, many things make me angry
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe you haven't addressed that issue yet. Probably something you should look into.
42:00 <fawks> follow me on twitter guys https://twitter.com/big_ben_clock
42:00 <Taco> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11061240_491844424303344_2988336617091069735_n.jpg?oh=a78dd4313f065d294ed2435fbb384177&oe=562B4E8F
44:00 <aaron> katatonic_kate01 whats your twitter?
44:00 <Taco> I have kate on twitter
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> aaron, you know everything about me.
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> why are you asking stupid questions?
45:00 <fawks> is proud to have an irc twitter account
45:00 <fawks> lol
45:00 <fawks> lol olo l
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> I haven't used that twitter account for ages
45:00 <simba> lol
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't even remember the password
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe aaron can help me out
46:00 <aaron> sure no problem
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> excellent
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> just read my mind, and then tell me my password
47:00 <Taco> I watched a really good doco last night about Auschwitz. Thought you all should know.
47:00 <aaron> lol
47:00 <aaron> some funny stuff on there
47:00 <milk> were they stuffing jews in the oven?
48:00 <Taco> All the polish and russian and jew deaths...
48:00 <milk> post the bit on all the jews getting it
48:00 <Taco> Nah, they were talking about how they engineered the gas chamber... to make it a better experience for the killers.
48:00 <aaron> Thats because you're full of yourself @katatonic_kate, with the distorted view you are sexually attractive
48:00 <Taco> Was quite a graphic doco
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> aaron that's your reality
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> we don't share the same reality
49:00 <Taco> Moved me so much it was almost like Satan was in my lounge room
49:00 <Taco> And then I ejaculated
49:00 <simba> mm yes quite
49:00 <milk> well we dont want nazis having a bad experience now do we
50:00 <Taco> Well before the gas chamber, they used to shoot them. And some of them found it hard. Except for this guy they interviewed, who said it didn't really bothered him, cause when he was a kid the jews used to rip his father off with the farm produce he produced.
50:00 <Taco> He legit did not give a single fuck about murdering heaps of jews. Thought it was great. What a psycho
51:00 <Taco> Even though it was mostly russians that he murdered but whatevs I guess
51:00 <milk> if they gave me the keys to auschwitz it would be in full swing again
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
52:00 <aaron> thats from twitter austnet
52:00 <milk> fuck this
52:00 <Taco> yea fuck that
54:00 <Taco> anyway I'm going to go ejaculate with satan over jew deaths again
54:00 <Taco> peace friends
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay
56:00 <Taco> lol what a faggot... this guy I know posted on facebook that this girl accepted his proposal... except he proposed like 3 months ago. WTF took her so long? That ones going to last aye
02:00 <Serenity> :/
05:00 <simba> Quite.
26:00 <aaron> Taco fucks young kids
00:00 <Taco> Only if they're gay
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps and freaks!
51:00 <British^Meat> no
53:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Yes
53:00 <British^Meat> ok
53:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Ty
54:00 <slinky_J> ashleigh
54:00 <ashleighxtrinity> What ya doin?
54:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hi slinky_J
54:00 <slinky_J> sarp
54:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Out shopping lawl
54:00 <slinky_J> aha 
54:00 <slinky_J> window or buyin?
57:00 <slinky_J> cita do you know ciros?
57:00 <slinky_J> or they cousin coconut ciros!
59:00 <cita> slinky_J: It's a reference to an emu.
59:00 <cita> slinky_J: How's yours Saturday going? Hangover?
03:00 <slinky_J> nah havent slept for that to kick in
03:00 <slinky_J> haha
03:00 <slinky_J> im plotting
03:00 <slinky_J> XD
03:00 <slinky_J> feels like sunday to me but :/
07:00 <cita> slinky_J: Yeah, sounds cool. My headache's like... IDK... pretty achey.
52:00 <Doodle> mm salt & vinegar
58:00 <slinky_J> salt and pepper king prawns
58:00 <slinky_J> viet stylez <3
59:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/t31.0-8/1669740_10205963782127417_175411677991567943_o.jpg
59:00 <Doodle> keke
00:00 <British^Meat> that naughty Doodle :/
00:00 <Doodle> inorite
01:00 <British^Meat> meat ride
22:00 <simba>  ༼ ºل͟º ༽
28:00 <couleurs> woooooooo
29:00 <simba> agreed
31:00 <couleurs> #LPFC
31:00 <couleurs> #BVP
33:00 <simba> i wanna edit pictures of trannies getting bashed in that celebratepride thing
34:00 <couleurs> me 2
36:00 <couleurs> gay rainbows cover america, new terrorist threat #26/6 666 illuminaughtyconfirmed
38:00 <simba> killing niggas every day but who cares fags can legally bind
38:00 <simba> bomb another country dont matter gays marry
38:00 <simba> worst country in teh world dont matter gays marry
39:00 <couleurs> definitely
42:00 <simba> agreed
43:00 <couleurs> huhuhuhu
44:00 <couleurs> did u get ur batman ps4 bro xD
46:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/yabbkDG.jpg
46:00 <couleurs> lemonparty is real
46:00 <simba> huhu
46:00 <simba> gross whats teh point of that theyll be dead in 5 years
48:00 <couleurs> agreed
49:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/x6lRikl.jpg
49:00 <couleurs> #owned
49:00 <simba> lol
50:00 <couleurs> shut up niger we got sum dix 2 suk
50:00 <couleurs> --- gays
50:00 <simba> a PiKcHaS WErTh A ThOUsEnD WeRDs
50:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/Vwzl3al.jpg
51:00 <couleurs> lemonparty is real
51:00 <couleurs> it's all gross old men
52:00 <simba> great country
57:00 <couleurs> definitely
01:00 <couleurs> n e other gossep
11:00 <simba> definitely
15:00 <couleurs> i'm batman
19:00 <simba> silver ps4 bro only $599.99 xD
19:00 <simba> doesnt match my all black set up but fk it bro eb games xD
19:00 <simba> deserve my money yo!
20:00 <couleurs> huhuhuhu
22:00 <faux> Hehe http://imgur.com/rxePPIc
24:00 <couleurs> gaaayyyyyy
28:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/WgVQEglnOqI?t=5m11s
28:00 <couleurs> lmao
49:00 <BlackDevil> already fapped to that
50:00 <Cadava> fapped?
50:00 <BlackDevil> yea
50:00 <BlackDevil> fapped
51:00 <Cadava> tell me more
52:00 <BlackDevil>                    how so?
52:00 <Cadava> details
52:00 <BlackDevil> what kind?
53:00 <Cadava> was it a quick pull or a long edge
54:00 <Cadava> did you dribble or spurt 
56:00 <Cadava> and was a cock ring included in this little routine
57:00 <BlackDevil> you want to find out?
58:00 <Cadava> yes
58:00 <BlackDevil> come over
59:00 <couleurs> I'm Sexxy !! :P
59:00 <Cadava> You could so me from afar
01:00 <Cadava> couleurs male or female
06:00 <BlackDevil> male
06:00 <Cadava> i am amazed at how far the internet has come  with all the good fap sites which stream some fairly decent free content
07:00 <Cadava> Now we are talking. Hi couleurs
12:00 <Cadava> What is your taste BlackDevil? I enjoy the interracial stuff
14:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTR68LEzXUQ
17:00 <Cadava> xtube isn't too bad
18:00 <couleurs> Now we are talking. Hi Cadava 
19:00 <Cadava> hi sexy
19:00 <couleurs> fanat1k.ru
20:00 <Cadava> xhampster redtube
20:00 <couleurs> lemonparty goatse
21:00 <Cadava> love the goats
21:00 <Cadava> also the horse
21:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/myXp8uE.jpg
22:00 <couleurs> me
25:00 <Cadava> well that is one way to kill a chat
25:00 <couleurs> kill this 8========D
28:00 <ShadowLurker> http://40.media.tumblr.com/d742137ae803921f1fdd8d7181264e7e/tumblr_ms7iql3ihX1rpqy2eo1_500.jpg
28:00 <ShadowLurker> youre welcome
30:00 <couleurs> BoRiNG
36:00 <simba> is that bruce jenner
36:00 <couleurs> agreed
38:00 <BlackDevil> so racheal riley
38:00 <BlackDevil> is bangable
39:00 <couleurs> who...
39:00 <BlackDevil> nice bod, tits, ass
39:00 <BlackDevil> google her
40:00 <simba> no
41:00 <couleurs> make me
42:00 <Cadava> oh you are all rebels lol
43:00 <faux> lel
43:00 <couleurs> BaD 2 Da BoNeR
44:00 <Cadava> now that is hot
45:00 <simba> lol Cadava funny stuff
49:00 <couleurs> agreed
56:00 <ShadowLurker> http://40.media.tumblr.com/22356995dfbe95108795c4e5fdb3bf33/tumblr_nql88on2cW1tg8883o1_500.jpg
56:00 <simba> he set himself on fire, burned for almost 2 minutes and leaped off the statue. His last words were: "Im the king! Im Bruce Willis! Im Dirty Fred, the captain!"
58:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27waNGJVvfI
58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Every Moment of Kevin James Falling in his Entire Film Career Views: 72,444 Uploader: videojamb Uploaded: Jun 30, 2013 Duration: 3m29s Rating: 4.81
02:00 <simba> amazing physical comedy the next kramer
03:00 <simba> The Zookeeper
03:00 <couleurs> HehEheheH
05:00 <BlackDevil> kevin james movies are shit
06:00 <simba> so was ur opping
07:00 <couleurs> paul blart mole cop
16:00 <Loof> u stink BlackDevil
17:00 <Loof> BlackDickhead the retard
17:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10636336_10152408718672877_8211304332776873067_n.jpg?oh=83b7310972f845d3fcea6390cb8ce7a4&oe=56346238&__gda__=1444956812_e30a083bc1329041b90a94e614831df2
17:00 <StrykerX> Loof: I've seen your ad on Gumtree.
17:00 <StrykerX> You should consider rewording it.
17:00 <StrykerX> Looks like a scam.
17:00 <StrykerX> :/
17:00 <Doodle> he's gone
18:00 <Doodle> pay attention
18:00 <StrykerX> Oh boring
18:00 <StrykerX> Fuck up
18:00 <StrykerX> Or I'll get Picard onto you.
18:00 <Doodle> MAKE ME
18:00 <Doodle> lol
18:00 <Doodle> whats he gonna do
18:00 <StrykerX> Get him to suck you dry.
18:00 <Doodle> bald me to death
18:00 <StrykerX> ;)
18:00 <couleurs> HehEheheH
19:00 <couleurs> https://vine.co/v/e5Lde5D9AE0
19:00 <couleurs> lmao
20:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/cEuU64Zt4B0?t=10s
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ludacris - Move Bitch Get Out Da Way (HQ) Views: 2,300,012 Uploader: GbPure Uploaded: Mar 11, 2012 Duration: 4m34s Rating: 4.87
20:00 <Doodle> lol fkn hell
20:00 <couleurs> ^____________^
21:00 <Doodle> that will be my dad soon
21:00 <Doodle> except he drive a 3 tonne hilux :/
21:00 <Doodle> 'drives'
22:00 <couleurs> :o
22:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/z7y_i4D-mdw
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jurassic World in 6 seconds Views: 22,605 Uploader: BigRobb12345 Uploaded: Jun 26, 2015 Duration: 0m7s Rating: 4.90
26:00 <Doodle> too long
29:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/xAiUkXjD6A8
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Man breaks Seinfeld set while doing Kramer Impression on day one of Hulu event in NYC Views: 353,782 Uploader: Tim McGeever Uploaded: Jun 25, 2015 Duration: 0m8s Rating: 4.02
29:00 <couleurs> shut it down
31:00 <couleurs> -- gay obama
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I was told if you like the rest of the JP movies then JW kicks arse
32:00 <Bastardly_One> they're movies to watch on telly when nothing else is on IMO
33:00 <couleurs> their 4 ppl who have an attention spam of a goldfisch
34:00 <simba> most movies are for when you cant think of anything better to do
35:00 <couleurs> agreed
35:00 <couleurs> movies r 4 when u r not on FiFa
35:00 <simba> mmovies r for the off season xD
36:00 <couleurs> huhuhuhu
36:00 <zaim> here here
37:00 <couleurs> http://streamable.com/idij
37:00 <couleurs> FiLTHy
38:00 <couleurs> http://streamable.com/4vew
38:00 <couleurs> RiDiCuLoUs
38:00 <zaim> cant trust any women.
38:00 <simba> wow fucking bitches
38:00 <simba> ruining a pure sport
38:00 <zaim> cant score with em. cant play with em.
39:00 <couleurs> let's move 2 the USA and be GAY
39:00 <couleurs> finally we'll get the freedom we deserve
41:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/izoEvll.gifv
41:00 <couleurs> lmao
41:00 <couleurs> Wasted.
42:00 <simba> mexico https://youtu.be/sR0SDT2GeFg
42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sicario Official Trailer #1 (2015) - Emily Blunt, Benicio Del Toro Movie HD Views: 481,995 Uploader: MOVIECLIPS Trailers Uploaded: Jun 18, 2015 Duration: 2m20s Rating: 4.89
44:00 <couleurs> Suarez, Mexico
46:00 <couleurs> looks good
46:00 <couleurs> better then paul blart 2: fatman cop
47:00 <couleurs> emily blunt... not the sharpest tool in teh shed rofl xD
48:00 <simba> emily "smoke the"
49:00 <simba> 4:19
49:00 <Doodle> woooooooooo
49:00 <Doodle> BLAZEIT
56:00 <TheRon> braised topside for tea tonight
56:00 <TheRon> and it looks awesome
57:00 <couleurs> I'm Awesome !! :P
58:00 <TheRon> you are special
58:00 <ooomp> So true
58:00 <Myschevious> Stuff peppers for mine
58:00 <Myschevious> *stuffed
59:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))
59:00 <ooomp> What's in the stuffing
00:00 <Myschevious> Beef mince, bacon, onion, diced tomatoes, rice and not sure which spice blend I'll use today
01:00 <ooomp> Delicious
01:00 <Myschevious> Mhm 
01:00 <ooomp> The only thing I'd add is some pork mince
02:00 <ooomp> Adds more flavour
02:00 <frayedknot> beef AND bacon?
02:00 <couleurs> put a pork in me
04:00 <couleurs> HehEheheH
08:00 <couleurs> n e other goss u tooty fruities
08:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!
08:00 <StrykerX> Where?!
08:00 <xm> couleurs mum got a jeep
08:00 <couleurs> she got a jeep?
11:00 <ooomp> She got a jeep
11:00 <TheRon> don't lean on me cause you can't afford the ticket, back from suffragette city
12:00 <couleurs> :))))))))))
14:00 <ooomp> couleurs, are you wired
14:00 <Doodle> *weird
15:00 <ooomp> Well both
15:00 <ooomp> Thank you Doodle
15:00 <Doodle> you're welcome
15:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/erKsBUS.jpg
15:00 <ooomp> I was being sarcastic hunni
15:00 <Doodle> i know but beggars cant be choosers
16:00 <ooomp> Beg away
16:00 <Doodle> no you'll just say no :P
17:00 <Doodle> yeah just as i suspected
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <simba> jorts
17:00 <StrykerX> Hi from Pete! xxx
18:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/4ZLHzBv.jpg
18:00 <ooomp> http://i.imgur.com/eFkLe8y.jpg
18:00 <Doodle> are you StrykerX's boyfriend Pete
18:00 <StrykerX> He loves the cock ;)
18:00 <Doodle> is he asleep from all the sex
18:00 <Doodle> yeah
18:00 <Doodle> i thought so
18:00 <Doodle> lol ooomp
19:00 <StrykerX> Doodle: You want in?
19:00 <StrykerX> He's flexible ;)
19:00 <Doodle> nah it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
19:00 <Doodle> with the amount of dick he's had
20:00 <StrykerX> He's horny now
20:00 <StrykerX> Thanks!
20:00 <Doodle> no probs
20:00 <ooomp> Lol
20:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/v8EFxom.webm
20:00 <couleurs> me
20:00 <Doodle> haha
20:00 <Doodle> judoflippp
20:00 <ooomp> Doodle its probably the only action you'll ever get really
20:00 <Doodle> hey
20:00 <Doodle> now
20:00 <Doodle> then
20:00 <Doodle> thats not very nice
21:00 <ooomp> Plus his mouth would be tighter
21:00 <ooomp> So..
21:00 <Doodle> i think i'd rather have a wank
21:00 <ooomp> A mouth is a mouth
21:00 <Doodle> not really
21:00 <faux> Me irl http://imgur.com/y5Djv30
22:00 <TheRon> mimi me!!
22:00 <TheRon> mini
22:00 <couleurs> https://coub.com/view/6h0zn
22:00 <couleurs> good song
22:00 <faux> Pleurgh
23:00 <StrykerX> Doodle doesn't need hands
23:00 <StrykerX> He has Picard's mouth
23:00 <StrykerX> ;)
23:00 <ooomp> Yeah that's going too far
23:00 <Doodle> oh is your mate busy now
23:00 <Doodle> i liked him he was way better than you
23:00 <TheRon> comicon is getting a bit raunchy
24:00 <Doodle> lmaooo couleurs
24:00 <Doodle> gr8 song
24:00 <couleurs> wait, what the hell is a coub
24:00 <Doodle> nfi
25:00 <Doodle> Coub is a short looped video snippet. Turn your favorite videos into coubs online.
25:00 <ooomp> So if I've understood correctly, America voted yes for butt sex?
25:00 <Doodle> that caught on
25:00 <Doodle> correct ooomp
25:00 <ooomp> Good for them
25:00 <Doodle> now the whole country is officially faaaaabulous
26:00 <ooomp> And a whole bunch of butt sex tonight for them
26:00 <simba> gross
26:00 <TheRon> instead of gay marriage, we'll call them butt buddies
27:00 <ooomp> It's always about the gays though
27:00 <ooomp> What about the lesbians
27:00 <TheRon> simba i tipped richmond
27:00 <TheRon> we love lesbians
29:00 <Doodle> i dont
29:00 <ooomp> Don't all men love girl on girl?
29:00 <Doodle> mainly because they wont have sex with me
29:00 <Doodle> no
29:00 <TheRon> bi chicks??
30:00 <ooomp> Does that make you gay then? Since you don't like girls
30:00 <Doodle> now you're talking TheRon
30:00 <Doodle> no ooomp
30:00 <TheRon> i see your point
30:00 <TheRon> hot bi chicks though
30:00 <Doodle> yeah not bulldykes
31:00 <TheRon> not those ones that go bi because they can't get men
31:00 <TheRon> how are we going, have we offended anyone yet?
31:00 <ooomp> Pigs
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <Doodle> i'm not a pig
33:00 <Doodle> i just have a corkscrew penis like a pig
33:00 <ooomp> You're disgusting me with your all female porn talk
33:00 <TheRon> you flick it, it springs back?
33:00 <Doodle> no you twist it in so they cant get away
33:00 <couleurs> brb ooomp 
34:00 <TheRon> don't you just hate it when you accidently leave some cork in
39:00 <TheRon> woo hoo, lido shuffle
39:00 <MrMark> boo
39:00 <TheRon> lido shuffle MrMark 
43:00 <TheRon> john mellencamp - cherry bomb
48:00 <simba> i tipped u
49:00 <simba> go lienz
49:00 <TheRon> i tipped a cow
50:00 <simba> i drinking a chivas
50:00 <simba> i alco
52:00 <TheRon> chivas is good for what ails you
55:00 <TheRon> why why why delilah?!
55:00 <milk> your the voice try and understand it
57:00 <couleurs> back ooomp
57:00 <TheRon> she be gone
57:00 <couleurs> BiCh
57:00 <TheRon> carn Matildas
58:00 <TheRon> no chance v japan but still
59:00 <couleurs> idk they could win
59:00 <milk> I should get a bacon deluxe before I start smashing down beers
59:00 <TheRon> mind you i said no chance v brazil
00:00 <simba> no get 1 after
00:00 <simba> brasil v paraguay @ 7am
00:00 <couleurs> i bet on them and won $200
00:00 <TheRon> i haven't watched any world cup, is it quality football??
00:00 <couleurs> going to bet on them again #fuckjapan4badnintendoE3
01:00 <couleurs> it's ok 4 a bunch of girls
01:00 <TheRon> hot?
01:00 <couleurs> some of them
01:00 <TheRon> brazil would be hot
01:00 <couleurs> nope
01:00 <TheRon> that doesn't seem right
03:00 <simba> u
03:00 <TheRon> oh i'm hot
04:00 <amsy> doubt it
04:00 <TheRon> i had taste of the braised beef, it's the best jerry
04:00 <couleurs> ok newman 
05:00 <TheRon> the end piece
05:00 <TheRon> that's kenny banja
06:00 <couleurs> hi amsy happy gay day
06:00 <partay> GO LIONS 
07:00 <amsy> hi cc 
07:00 <amsy> ty
07:00 <TheRon> anybody put money on the swans $2 as per ladbrokes?
08:00 <partay> negor
09:00 <simba> lol
10:00 <couleurs> oz comic con
10:00 <TheRon> nerdy blokes chasing chicks that look like penny?
10:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <simba> ladbrokes and the big bang theory
11:00 <couleurs> anybody put money on the penny $2 as per ladbrokes? 
11:00 <TheRon> yes!
12:00 <couleurs> HehEheheH
12:00 <TheRon> i left the $2 as part of half the taxi fare on penny's fridge
13:00 <TheRon> i'm all class when it comes to one night stands
13:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
14:00 <TheRon> simba is dopey :)
14:00 <TheRon> dopey is a smurf isn't it?
18:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/ujYyE0lfSUk
18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: [360 VR] ë°¤ë¹„ë…¸ (Bambino) 'ì˜¤ë¹ ì˜¤ë¹ ' Down mode Views: 137,066 Uploader: ë² ë ˆìŠ¤íŠ¸(Verest) 360 VR Uploaded: Jun 22, 2015 Duration: 2m28s Rating: 4.85
18:00 <couleurs> pretty good video but you can't zoom in on their pusys
19:00 <TheRon> early cher stuff is underrated
23:00 <partay> lol
23:00 <partay> cher
24:00 <partay> TheRon
24:00 <TheRon> what?
24:00 <partay> puhlease
24:00 <TheRon> i said early
24:00 <partay> with sonny 
24:00 <TheRon> after that
24:00 <TheRon> jesse james
24:00 <partay> before she fucked a battleship/
25:00 <Lumeah> Pretend gentleman.. Good evening. 
25:00 <TheRon> gypsies tramps and thirves
25:00 <TheRon> chicago partay?
26:00 <partay> omg are u watching me 
26:00 <partay> currently listening to
26:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGMHwODIpL4
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Chicago - 'The Story' Complete Greatest Hits (Full Album) Views: 1,973,945 Uploader: candychannel24 Uploaded: Sep 21, 2014 Duration: 72m58s Rating: 4.67
26:00 <partay> creepy
26:00 <TheRon> if you leave me now you'll take away the biggest part of me
26:00 <Lumeah> Actual  gentleman good evening 
26:00 <StrykerX> Lumeah: ASL
27:00 <partay> baby please dont go 
27:00 <TheRon> Lumeah i have genitals
27:00 <Lumeah> Ohgh ohhh stop baby please don't go. 
27:00 <Lumeah> I have lag
27:00 <TheRon> antibiotics will clear that right up
29:00 <TheRon> was that joke too subtle?
29:00 <partay> subtle like a sledgehammer
29:00 <TheRon> sledgehammer love that song
30:00 <partay> cant put anything past TheRon
30:00 <Lumeah> Lol
30:00 <TheRon> bee gees - more than a woman
31:00 <simba> TheRon is like Neuer
31:00 <TheRon> who?
31:00 <partay> simba Ingish please
32:00 <TheRon> engrish
32:00 <couleurs> good 1 simba 
33:00 <couleurs> i got it
33:00 <TheRon> some star trek guy i don't know?
33:00 <partay> hes a soccer player
34:00 <TheRon> adelaide united?
34:00 <partay> Germany
34:00 <simba> danny ingish
34:00 <TheRon> america - sister golden hair
34:00 <couleurs> america - gay
34:00 <partay> Ventura Highway
35:00 <TheRon> awesome
35:00 <partay> couleurs errrm youre the last person to call anything gay
35:00 <couleurs> ok
35:00 <faux> errrm
35:00 <couleurs> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
36:00 <simba> looks like hes the first 
36:00 <simba> whos gonna be second
37:00 <partay> looks like its simba
37:00 <TheRon> who's on first?
37:00 <TheRon> what's on second
37:00 <partay> isnt who on second 
37:00 <TheRon> i dunno
37:00 <simba> what
37:00 <TheRon> neil diamond - solitary man
38:00 <simba> neil cum - ass fucker
38:00 <TheRon> simba you don't know the who's on first skit??
38:00 <simba> i know neil cum -ass fucker off by heart
39:00 <TheRon> you'd gibe chad wingard a really good seeing to
39:00 <partay> lol
41:00 <TheRon> cher - just like jesse james
42:00 <partay> TheRon pull up dude pull up 
43:00 <TheRon> ahh no peg!
46:00 <TheRon> partay: i got two tickets to paradise
46:00 <TheRon> pack your bags we'll leave today
47:00 <simba> pack ur ass
47:00 <TheRon> so gay
48:00 <TheRon> cats play crows in adelaide next weekend, you going?
49:00 <simba> if u buy me tix
49:00 <TheRon> i'm not that keen
50:00 <simba> im gonna train it on the gaan
50:00 <simba> up 2 abboville
50:00 <TheRon> port augusta?
52:00 <simba> darwin
52:00 <simba> go da lionz
53:00 <TheRon> criws faves
53:00 <TheRon> crows
54:00 <simba> im watching with 12 left
54:00 <TheRon> website
54:00 <simba> on the information superhighway
54:00 <simba> also playing a friend at mortal kombat in vietnam
55:00 <TheRon> i get nam flashbacks
55:00 <TheRon> can never find charlie
56:00 <simba> go 2 colombia xD
56:00 <TheRon> not adelaide?
57:00 <simba> no thats 4 gods lettuces
57:00 <simba> come se b1s twin
57:00 <TheRon> i thought b1 was like off the wizzard of oz
57:00 <simba> like a bucket of prawns in the sun
59:00 <TheRon> this is the best selling show, is there life on mars?
59:00 <partay> was he a munchkin?
59:00 <TheRon> i'm thinking
00:00 <TheRon> barry manilow - mandy
02:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCxF_47wXTY
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: â™« Best Progressive Trance Mix 2015 Vol. #2 [HD] â™« Views: 305,863 Uploader: â™« Best In Progressive â™« Uploaded: May 9, 2015 Duration: 130m47s Rating: 4.79
02:00 <TheRon> gay!
02:00 <partay> variety is the spice of life
04:00 <TheRon> cracklin rosie get on board
05:00 <simba> damn u clowns
06:00 <TheRon> fuck it
07:00 <MrMark> yawn
08:00 <TheRon> the hooters - all you zombies
08:00 <TheRon> great song
09:00 <TheRon> i love hooters
11:00 <TheRon> nobody got the double entundre?
12:00 <partay> and we danced is way better 
13:00 <MuGgSY> atleast melb still kinda has people in here 
13:00 <simba> my name is jeff lol meme jumpo street vine funny 2015
14:00 <TheRon> i like and we danced too
16:00 <MrMark> hooters
17:00 <MuGgSY> borringgg
17:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8ePSJ44Fiw
17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Greg Kihn Band-The Breakup Song (They Don't Write 'Em) Views: 2,621,753 Uploader: Howman Uploaded: Dec 24, 2008 Duration: 2m52s Rating: 4.91
17:00 <TheRon> four tops - reach out (i'll be there)
20:00 <MuGgSY> do any girls come on irc anymore?
20:00 <TheRon> nup they saw pieter
21:00 <MuGgSY> shit aye
21:00 <Dugnuts> they hide whenever you turn up mang
21:00 <partay> MuGgSY those days are over 
22:00 <Doodle> (they're not really)
22:00 <MuGgSY> lolll
22:00 <simba> nope irc is exclusively male
22:00 <Doodle> does that mean the girls from irc i've slept with were blokes?
22:00 <Doodle> D:
22:00 <TheRon> such a sausage fest
22:00 <Doodle> they were all mainly on their stomachs
23:00 <Doodle> so it is possible
23:00 <simba> maybe they were seals
23:00 <Dugnuts> it must Doodle
23:00 <MuGgSY> used to be girls here
23:00 <Doodle> seals?
23:00 <Doodle> O_o
23:00 <partay> Doodle has fucked all the worhty irc chicks anyway
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <Doodle> no i havent
23:00 <Doodle> theres heaps left still
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <TheRon> given all of them a really good seeing to
24:00 <TheRon> pharrell - happy
25:00 <partay> TheRon just no 
25:00 <TheRon> alright
25:00 <partay> get this into you quick 
25:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGMiwYZu0mA
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: forever 80's rmx 2013 by frank dj mix Views: 3,048,440 Uploader: Franco Serdoz Uploaded: Nov 2, 2013 Duration: 173m12s Rating: 4.49
25:00 <TheRon> doof doof?
25:00 <partay> just a tad
25:00 <TheRon> poof poof
26:00 <MuGgSY> lolll
26:00 <Cadava> party here on irc lol
26:00 <TheRon> anybody got any ice?
26:00 <Doodle> in the freezer
26:00 <TheRon> damn
26:00 <simba> party on wayne
26:00 <MuGgSY> cool i need some for my drink
27:00 <Cadava> in my  coke
28:00 <TheRon> coke or "coke"?
28:00 <Cadava> coke
31:00 <simba> coke
31:00 <couleurs> coke
31:00 <Doodle> pepsi
31:00 <TheRon> zero?
31:00 <Doodle> its the choice of a new generation
32:00 <MuGgSY> coc
32:00 <Doodle> no thx got one
34:00 <MuGgSY> no u have a doodle
35:00 <Cadava> the heavy set girls like the pepsi zero
35:00 <MuGgSY> ill avoid that then 
35:00 <Cadava> I always think....isn' it a little late
36:00 <MuGgSY> thats when u run 
36:00 <MuGgSY> heavy dets cant run 
36:00 <MuGgSY> esp when they go tthe pepsi
37:00 <simba> Quite.
37:00 <tech_n9ne> Hi
38:00 <couleurs> hi n30
38:00 <MuGgSY> tech ar eu female?
38:00 <tech_n9ne> Wtf?
39:00 <MuGgSY> are u female?
39:00 <partay> lol
39:00 <Cadava> I smell cock!
39:00 <MuGgSY> thats coz ur in irc
39:00 <MuGgSY> i need to find out if there is any females left in here
39:00 <tech_n9ne> There isnt
39:00 <couleurs> who's all the female in hear press 1
39:00 <couleurs> 1
39:00 <tech_n9ne> Only gay men
39:00 <tech_n9ne> 1
39:00 <MuGgSY> cock fest 
40:00 <Cadava> it is my lucky night
40:00 <MuGgSY> u need to prove ur statement of being female by linking pic 
40:00 <tech_n9ne> I have a sausage wallet
40:00 <MuGgSY> *like*
40:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbBJ830iQI4
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: luxury elite - casual sax Views: 20,633 Uploader: Artzie Music Uploaded: Nov 14, 2014 Duration: 2m30s Rating: 4.97
40:00 <Dugnuts> wtf
41:00 <Dugnuts> on youtube
41:00 <tech_n9ne> Pooped
41:00 <Dugnuts> oh its a song
41:00 <Dugnuts> A SOONG
41:00 <simba> ur pretty old for a 27 year old Dugnuts
41:00 <Dugnuts> who said i was 27
41:00 <simba> u
41:00 <Dugnuts> im 32
41:00 <Dugnuts> did not
41:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/dqkANnI.jpg
41:00 <simba> that makes more sense
41:00 <couleurs> me
41:00 <Dugnuts> maybe 5 years ago
41:00 <MuGgSY> loll dugnuts
42:00 <Dugnuts> no way couleurs is that hot
42:00 <Dugnuts> i never lie about my age
42:00 <Dugnuts> simba just forgot
42:00 <MuGgSY> couleurs is that really u ?
42:00 <tech_n9ne> Ur sexy coleurs
42:00 <simba> wow no need to get so defensivce
42:00 <simba> im pretty sure u lied
42:00 <Cadava> oh god...
42:00 <simba> i'll find out
43:00 <MuGgSY> couleurs do u have 2nd pic to confirm 100%
43:00 <couleurs> maeby
43:00 <MuGgSY> it does seem genuine but hrmmm
43:00 <Dugnuts> unless she has a pic with "Hi this is me floobadooba 27/06.2015 dont believe it
43:00 <MuGgSY> fllobadooba seems legit
44:00 <partay> couleurs you could play join the dots for hrs with that pic 
44:00 <Dugnuts> exactly
44:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol
44:00 <Dugnuts> noone would have pre written that
45:00 <Cadava> A random photo of a girl i think i need to fap
45:00 <Cadava> brb
46:00 <Dugnuts> aim for the ceiling!
46:00 <Dugnuts> you can do it!
46:00 <simba> couleurs is maeyb fuenke
47:00 <couleurs> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Ijust saw the news
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ sam mitchell from hawthorn
48:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol
48:00 <simba> lol @ sam mitchell from hawthorn the afl team in australia
50:00 <Cadava> red heads are funky in the bed
50:00 <MuGgSY> atleast she sent a pic :P 
50:00 <partay> Cadava they do try harder 
51:00 <Cadava> lol
53:00 <couleurs> brb boys, just putting on a new pantys ;)
53:00 <Cadava> i like the xhampster clips where guys splat huge loads on photos of hot girls
56:00 <MuGgSY> coulerurs i will need photo proof of that
57:00 <British^Meat> hashtagarkhamknightps4
58:00 <simba> what do you like about them Cadava?
58:00 <simba> namely the cocks?
59:00 <Cadava> i like the girth
59:00 <partay> its all about the girth
59:00 <partay> just ask Serenity
00:00 <British^Meat> i dont like any vids of guys wanking :/
00:00 <Cadava> then all that hot milk squirting from such a thick thing
00:00 <simba> stfu dickhead
00:00 <British^Meat> so edgey
01:00 <British^Meat> like literally, im shocked to the CORE
01:00 <Cadava> i like to hear the splat sounds too
01:00 <simba> dont type
01:00 <British^Meat> my jaw just DROPPED
02:00 <British^Meat> such edge
02:00 <British^Meat> i wonder which one it is, i cant tell anymore
02:00 <simba> it doesnt matter
04:00 <MuGgSY> whats wrong with guys wanking?
04:00 <Dugnuts> fucking geforce experience
04:00 <Dugnuts> its stuck
04:00 <Dugnuts> goddamnit
04:00 <British^Meat> wassat?
05:00 <Dugnuts> it dls drivers and sets up your settings for best performance with games
05:00 <British^Meat> hah
05:00 <Dugnuts> but its stalled on installing the latest driver
05:00 <British^Meat> PCMASTERRACE
05:00 <Dugnuts> ^5
05:00 <Cadava> high velocity ceiling painting
05:00 <couleurs> #ps4thegamers
05:00 <British^Meat> fuck yer
06:00 <MuGgSY> couleurs think im in love
06:00 <MuGgSY> PS4 is best
07:00 <British^Meat> my ps4 has been getting a mighty work out as of late
07:00 <Cadava> That photo of the red head has made me think naughty thoughts
07:00 <British^Meat> u still playing that one game couleurs?
07:00 <couleurs> yes
07:00 <simba> what do u do on the ps4
07:00 <couleurs> there's other games?
07:00 <British^Meat> currently i own 9 games
08:00 <British^Meat> none of them fifa :/
08:00 <simba> how many r good
08:00 <MuGgSY> i got fifa but dont care
08:00 <British^Meat> #batmanwormsmortalkombatdriveclubprojectcarsthelastofusmortalkombatXlittlebigplanet3tombraider
09:00 <British^Meat> i only buy good games, cpe tLBP
09:00 <British^Meat> that was sorta free :|
09:00 <British^Meat> i had no say in the matter
09:00 <couleurs> i might play the GTA5 game sometime and then get that car game 
09:00 <simba> none of those r good ok
09:00 <MuGgSY> i got gta on ps3 cbf fgor ps4
09:00 <MuGgSY> go destinyyyy
09:00 <amelia> WOT
09:00 <amelia> why would you hate on lbp
10:00 <British^Meat> i unno, tbh ive only played 20 mins of it
10:00 <amelia> i fuckin love that game
10:00 <British^Meat> r u a homer sexual?
11:00 <amelia> not massively
11:00 <British^Meat> i'll play it again, one day
12:00 <faux> British meet can I see ur pic pls
12:00 <British^Meat> sure
13:00 <British^Meat> just kiddin :)
13:00 <faux> Oh u got me good
13:00 <British^Meat> psyche
13:00 <amelia> wot about show me
14:00 <couleurs> :p
14:00 <British^Meat> no
14:00 <British^Meat> there is one available, i think i was wearing a lumberjack hat and/or a robocop t shirt
14:00 <British^Meat> ask a troll
14:00 <Cadava> any hot guys want to share pics
14:00 <faux> Why would we do that when you can just show lol
15:00 <British^Meat> coz im not gonna show
15:00 <amelia> why
15:00 <British^Meat> im shy
15:00 <amelia> so den do a shy pose
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <MuGgSY> cadava u female?
15:00 <faux> Golly
15:00 <faux> HAHA
15:00 <faux> a shy pose
15:00 <amelia> ahaahahaha
15:00 <MuGgSY> amelia link pic
15:00 <simba> oh yeah that pic was good, someone owned u good by posting a pic of u in ur room
15:00 <faux> Finger to the lip
16:00 <faux> Find it simba
16:00 <amelia> AHAAHHA
16:00 <MuGgSY> couleurs still waiting on second pic confirmatiion about panies
16:00 <faux> I wan2c
16:00 <amelia> muggy
16:00 <simba> how2do
16:00 <Dugnuts> meh
16:00 <Cadava> male
16:00 <faux> Logs
16:00 <MuGgSY> amelia
16:00 <amelia> have you been single for like 20 yrs
16:00 <amelia> or something
16:00 <Dugnuts> British^Meat: demand tit pics before you share :P
16:00 <Dugnuts> that way you win either way
16:00 <MuGgSY> nope
16:00 <MuGgSY> just this year lol
16:00 <British^Meat> lol my own messy room of 3 yrs ago
16:00 <Cadava> i have never had a gf
16:00 <faux> Mugsy the alt caps in your nick immediately rule you out from ever getting girl pics
16:00 <amelia> british wheres finger to lip pose
17:00 <MuGgSY> faux, no it works
17:00 <simba> lolol
17:00 <faux> No
17:00 <simba> maybe hes trying to attract little kids
17:00 <faux> It absolutely duz not
17:00 <stompin> fagz
17:00 <Dugnuts> maybe it only works with hot girls
17:00 <faux> Brb watching grown women fight
17:00 <amelia> helps get pics like this http://cdn8.staztic.com/app/a/3600/3600186/ugly-women-pics-for-whatsapp-1-1-s-307x512.jpg
18:00 <faux> That's Lumeah irl
18:00 <Immutable> hawt
18:00 <MuGgSY> shes hot
18:00 <amelia> maurice gon be mad i posted her pic
18:00 <faux> lololol
18:00 <couleurs> find my pantys on pantytrader.com ok
18:00 <Cadava> never had a bf either
19:00 <Cadava> i just need some flesh
19:00 <amelia> m8
19:00 <amelia> who the fuck you talkin to
19:00 <Cadava> mugs
19:00 <faux> Fleshlight
19:00 <Skirmish> That pic is amelia. She is just slipping it into the channel so she can say she has linked her pic.
19:00 <Maurice> I knew I should have worn a bra that day
20:00 <simba> good one sherlock
20:00 <Immutable> ugh Skirmish you're such an asshole
20:00 <MuGgSY> couleurs i might hav eto fin dthem
20:00 <amelia> skirmish back off ok always telling my secrets
20:00 <faux> Amelia is  Beautifuls
20:00 <MuGgSY> ohhh ok 
20:00 <MuGgSY> so thats amelia
20:00 <amelia> and frankly i have had it up to here
20:00 <amelia> (hand is held very high)
21:00 <simba> ok put it down now
21:00 <Skirmish> Her house smells like mouldy carpet too for some reason on a side note. 
21:00 <Cadava> amelia i am talking to MuGsY about my gender and giving him a little history! Is that all fucking right lol
21:00 <Maurice> What if shes like julez and isn't even a real boy
21:00 <amelia> my house is mostly tiled
22:00 <amelia> cadava
22:00 <amelia> no
22:00 <Cadava> fine
22:00 <faux> Cadava is big ang irl
22:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHHAAHA
22:00 <MuGgSY> interesting
23:00 <amelia> Cadava go off wif your wiseguys
23:00 <Cadava> yes
23:00 <amelia> ya dewshbaig
23:00 <Immutable> lol
23:00 <Skirmish> I said your home smells like mouldy carpet ... I didn't say you had carpet. *glances at amelia's groin*
23:00 <amelia> its rude to stare
23:00 <amelia> cword
23:00 <faux> *chortles*
23:00 <amelia> chortles
24:00 <Cadava> faux male or female
24:00 <amelia> dat sounds like a pokemon
24:00 <faux> Both
24:00 <faux> Squirtlez
24:00 <Skirmish> Hermaph
24:00 <Immutable> think he'd have more respect for the female body considering that he's got a kid
24:00 <Cadava> just how i like it
25:00 <MuGgSY> i need picture evidence of this
25:00 <simba> WARTORTLE
25:00 <Skirmish> How does being a parent equate to respecting the female form?
25:00 <simba> answers on a postcard!
25:00 <faux> Because women make babies
26:00 <Skirmish> Nah you just cook them. Men make babies. 
26:00 <Cadava> we need the hot guys to share some of their photos
26:00 <Dugnuts> you need to shut up cadava
26:00 <Dugnuts> seriously
26:00 <amelia> yah well i asked for pic evidence re asparagus in butthole (long story k) and sometimes you jus dont always get wot you want
26:00 <Maurice> Yeah
26:00 <Maurice> Theres no hot guys in here
26:00 <Skirmish> :( 
27:00 <frayedknot> yeah it's winter. the guys are all cold
27:00 <Maurice> I remember an asparagus pic like that
27:00 <Maurice> It was called asparagus soup
27:00 <simba> u have bad eyes Maurice 8)
27:00 <Maurice> Hence the glasses :P
27:00 <amelia> that is fucking
27:00 <amelia> disgusting yet amazing
27:00 <simba> phew
27:00 <Maurice> I haven't been able to find it for years
27:00 <couleurs> ilu gys
27:00 <amelia> weekly google search hoping it will reappear
27:00 <MuGgSY> cadava ur photo?
28:00 <Cadava> drugnuts said i need to shutup so i will!
28:00 <faux> I'm more concerned u been looking for it for years
28:00 <Dugnuts> gppd
28:00 <Dugnuts> good
28:00 <Dugnuts> just demanding pics
28:00 <Dugnuts> if you give, ye shall receive
28:00 <Dugnuts> thats how it works
28:00 <amelia> this all started cos British wouldn't send his pic
28:00 <Maurice> HAHA I FUCKING FOUND IT
28:00 <amelia> i hope you're fuckin happy
29:00 <amelia> selfish cword
29:00 <Dugnuts> oh
29:00 <Dugnuts> send yours right now amelia
29:00 <amelia> dis isn't about me
29:00 <amelia> ahahahaa
29:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
29:00 <Dugnuts> selfish coward!
29:00 <Dugnuts> :P
29:00 <amelia> hahaa
29:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w
29:00 <MuGgSY> amelia photo?
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mark Morrison - Return Of The Mack [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] Views: 21,278,339 Uploader: markmorrisononline Uploaded: Jun 23, 2007 Duration: 3m46s Rating: 4.84
30:00 <amelia> YA LIED TO ME
30:00 <amelia> all those times you said that i love youuuuu
30:00 <faux> Fuck everything is reminding me of food
30:00 <faux> Return of teh big mac
30:00 <amelia> AHAAHA
30:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
31:00 <Maurice> You're welcome http://i.imgur.com/znbnLrs.jpg
32:00 <simba> yummy
32:00 <Immutable> hahahahaha
32:00 <Skirmish> Gross
32:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pgPq4FGWfk
32:00 <Immutable> amelia is a riot
32:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song (Official Video) Views: 2,308,027 Uploader: MSM Uploaded: Feb 8, 2012 Duration: 3m19s Rating: 4.37
32:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHA asparagus butthole
33:00 <Immutable> :P
33:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
33:00 <Dugnuts> at least it isnt the eels
33:00 <MuGgSY> maurice shes growing a garden
33:00 <MuGgSY> is that amelia
33:00 <MuGgSY> ?
33:00 <Cadava> it is the doritto  butthole that realy stinks
34:00 <amelia> don't judge me muggsy
34:00 <simba> ok so who thought it was bring your spastic little brother to irc week 
34:00 <simba> surely thats the only reaons MuGgSY is here
34:00 <amelia> jus tryna get paid yo
34:00 <simba> i wanna know whos spastic brother that is
34:00 <amelia> my guess is british
35:00 <amelia> using muggsy as a diversion
35:00 <MuGgSY> yeh iw as waiting for that spastic brother of someones
35:00 <Dugnuts> a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do
35:00 <Immutable> you don't know that feel till you've shoved asparagus up your pee hole and had people take pictures
35:00 <simba> british is ok he just has a weird obsession with asparagus
35:00 <Dugnuts> even if it means large bunches of asparagus in all their holes
35:00 <MuGgSY> lollll
35:00 <MuGgSY> it must smell great
35:00 <amelia> Who's havin asparagus for dindin tonight
35:00 <Cadava> oh gawd
36:00 <simba> sstr8 out of an asshole
36:00 <Cadava> aaparagus and nuggets
36:00 <MuGgSY> loll
36:00 <MuGgSY> ill give it a go 
37:00 <Dugnuts> hehe
37:00 <Dugnuts> i watch the originals on fallon
37:00 <Dugnuts> looks hilarious
38:00 <Cadava> any hot guys want to chat in pm
38:00 <Dugnuts> any hot guys wanna jizz all over Cadava?
38:00 <Dugnuts> thats what he is after
38:00 <Cadava> so mean
39:00 <simba> Cadava are u MuGgSYs brother
39:00 <Dugnuts> post your pic
39:00 <Dugnuts> then see what you get Cadava
39:00 <Dugnuts> instead of trolling
39:00 <MuGgSY> ill jizz on dsomething 
39:00 <Dugnuts> this isnt irc of 10 years ago
39:00 <MuGgSY> haha
39:00 <simba> show ur pic first Dugnuts 
39:00 <MuGgSY> goo dold irc 10 yrs ago 
40:00 <Cadava> you male or female Dugnuts
40:00 <MuGgSY> bit of both
40:00 <Dugnuts> im a dude
40:00 <Cadava> hot
40:00 <Dugnuts> penis and all
41:00 <Cadava> want fo pm
41:00 <StrykerX> You're so in!
41:00 <Dugnuts> are you a hot girl?
41:00 <amelia> WANT FO PM
41:00 <Cadava> male
41:00 <Dugnuts> then no
41:00 <Dugnuts> not even a little
41:00 <Immutable> where can a guy go to get this harassed by women?
41:00 <Cadava> fine
41:00 <Dugnuts> a feminist convention
41:00 <Immutable> life is not fair
41:00 <Dugnuts> except you wont get harassed
42:00 <Dugnuts> you'll get blamed
42:00 <Dugnuts> for everything
42:00 <Immutable> probably my fault
42:00 <MuGgSY> where is couleurs 
42:00 <Dugnuts> probably
42:00 <Immutable> I gladly accept the blame
42:00 <Dugnuts> right
42:00 <Cadava> Dugnuts how old 
42:00 <ShiftyTys> Supppp
42:00 <MuGgSY> i think its orgy time
43:00 <amelia> well thats jus odd
43:00 <Dugnuts> i said before, what does it matter anyway?
43:00 <Immutable> yeah 
43:00 <Dugnuts> i dont want guys
43:00 <amelia> asparagus in butthole is fine but orgy talk... you've taken it too far m8
43:00 <Cadava> not even for a chat
43:00 <Dugnuts> not particularly
43:00 <Cadava> come on
43:00 <MuGgSY> sorry amelia
44:00 <MuGgSY> just me and u then
44:00 <amelia> prob the best offer I've had in a while
44:00 <amelia> but still no thnx
45:00 <ShiftyTys> How we all doing tonight?
45:00 <Immutable> wait till its been a year and a half like me
45:00 <amelia> ahahaha
45:00 <amelia> yah no mos def not waiting that long
45:00 <Immutable> you'll be shoving the asparagus up your own butthole
45:00 <simba> its christmas :D
45:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLpr0zVFwMg
45:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Brenda Lee - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree - Natale Views: 1,630,199 Uploader: Natale, Christmas, NoÃ«l, Navidad, Weihnachten, ã‚¯ãƒªã‚¹ãƒžã‚¹, Kersfees Uploaded: Dec 23, 2011 Duration: 2m6s Rating: 4.66
45:00 <Cadava> try 30 years
45:00 <simba> get into the spirit
45:00 <Dugnuts> a year and a half?
45:00 <Dugnuts> jebus
46:00 <amelia> bwaahha its a Saturday night, why not immut
46:00 <MuGgSY> do it
46:00 <Dugnuts> you wanna see Immutable do it huh amelia?
46:00 <Cadava> saturday nights always make me feel very sexual
46:00 <amelia> I jus tryin to support him in his life decisions
46:00 <Immutable> amelia: I'm a sad lonely man ... maybe
47:00 <Dugnuts> hahahah
47:00 <amelia> asparagus is your fwend :)
48:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
48:00 <Dugnuts> stop it!
48:00 <Dugnuts> dont be a disgusting corrupting influence amelia
48:00 <Immutable> lol huh thanks amelia 
48:00 <Cadava> talk to me Dug
48:00 <amelia> dw i gotchyo back
49:00 <MuGgSY> amelia sexy pic plz? 
49:00 <Dugnuts> dude
49:00 <Dugnuts> quit it
49:00 <simba> stop it man youre sounding as desperate as Dugnuts
50:00 <amelia> http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Angela+Ang+Raiola+GBK+Sparkling+Resort+Fashionable+7PHtgmLo19jl.jpg
50:00 <Immutable> hahaha
50:00 <Cadava> :(
50:00 <simba> lol
50:00 <amelia> dis is in miami BiTcH
50:00 <MuGgSY> lolll
51:00 <MuGgSY> HOT
51:00 <amelia> shut up bitch i know it
51:00 <MuGgSY> ur so hot 
51:00 <MuGgSY> i want u now amelia
52:00 <Shift> Yo
52:00 <Cadava> why so many girls here tonight posting photos
52:00 <amelia> k thats not the effect i wanted
52:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
52:00 <Dugnuts> need to go for uglier girls amelia
53:00 <MuGgSY> coz i asked them
53:00 <amelia> oh wow
54:00 <amelia> do not google image "hideous women"
54:00 <Dugnuts> probably seen worse
54:00 <amelia> pic 13 is horrid
54:00 <Cadava> no woman is hideous!
55:00 <Dugnuts> wtf
55:00 <Dugnuts> loks like she has stuck pink good up her snatch
55:00 <Dugnuts> goooo
55:00 <Dugnuts> eww
55:00 <amelia> STAHHHHP
55:00 <Cadava> yuk
56:00 <couleurs> :P
56:00 <MuGgSY> show
57:00 <Cadava> MugGsY male or female
58:00 <couleurs> A/S/L eery1
58:00 <Cadava> is he hot
58:00 <MuGgSY> male last time i checked
58:00 <Cadava> you like to edge
58:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
59:00 <Dugnuts> dude
59:00 <Dugnuts> you are so creepy
59:00 <Dugnuts> seriously
59:00 <Dugnuts> if you are that desperate for a guy go use grindr or something
59:00 <Cadava> stop being mean
59:00 <Dugnuts> unless you are as ugly as sin you'll get laid
59:00 <Cadava> so what if i am ugly
59:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
59:00 <Dugnuts> then good luck getting laid
00:00 <amelia> aww
00:00 <Dugnuts> well unless you find other uglies
02:00 <simba> U G L Y u aint go no alibi
03:00 <MuGgSY> lolll
03:00 <Immutable> haha I'm not ugly though lol!
03:00 <Immutable> just alone
03:00 <simba> pix
04:00 <Dugnuts> i was talking to Cadava
06:00 <Cadava> no one is ugly
07:00 <Immutable> eh I need new ones
07:00 <simba> no black person is ugly say it two times
08:00 <MuGgSY> id like a pretty girl 
09:00 <Cadava> black people are not ugly
11:00 <Dugnuts> heh
11:00 <Dugnuts> new epic rap battle is pretty good
11:00 <Dugnuts> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMu5gPmKp5av0QCAajKTMhw
13:00 <Cadava> rap pffft
14:00 <simba> white people *tsk*
14:00 <simba> white people laughing at other people disembowel hip hop music
14:00 <simba> white people ***
14:00 <simba> you ar sickening
17:00 <Cadava> think i might just go and edge
19:00 <couleurs> agreed
19:00 <Dugnuts> have fun!
20:00 <Cadava> feel free to say dirty things in pm
20:00 <Dugnuts> i also feel free not to
20:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
20:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh freedom
21:00 <amelia> (Cadava) feel free to say dirty things in pm
21:00 <amelia> that is my favourite
21:00 <simba> lmao
22:00 <Cadava> i love a man that plays hard to get
24:00 <Dugnuts> i love a man that has doesnt have an x chromosome, and is in fact a woman
24:00 <Dugnuts> wait
24:00 <Dugnuts> doesnt have a y
24:00 <Dugnuts> dammit
24:00 <Dugnuts> DAMMIT
24:00 <Zade> lol
25:00 <amelia> fucked that up didn't ya m8
25:00 <Dugnuts> badly
25:00 <Dugnuts> :(
25:00 <Zade> did he though?
25:00 <Dugnuts> theres no double Y
25:00 <Cadava> exactly
25:00 <Cadava> deep down you want a man
26:00 <Dugnuts> obviously a double man
26:00 <Dugnuts> you cant be man enough
26:00 <Cadava> one is never enough
27:00 <Cadava> give it time and you will cum out
27:00 <MuGgSY> wheres the girls lol
28:00 <Cadava> who needs them
29:00 <Cadava> little tarts taking all the hot guys
30:00 <simba> im a lil tart
30:00 <Cadava> It isn't righf there will be no men left soon
30:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/2u33mIc.gifv
31:00 <MuGgSY> they do take me alot
31:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <MuGgSY> couleurs what the?
32:00 <Cadava> you are naughty couleurs
32:00 <MuGgSY> she is 
33:00 <Cadava> anyone got any good facial pics
34:00 <simba> yep
34:00 <Cadava> can i see
35:00 <simba> only if u leave the channel for a year
35:00 <MuGgSY> links simba
35:00 <MuGgSY> i can do that
35:00 <simba> kool
35:00 <Cadava> that isn't very nice
37:00 <simba> NICE doesnt put bread on the table
37:00 <Cadava> bread is over rated
38:00 <simba> u are
38:00 <Cadava> am not
39:00 <MuGgSY> pic
39:00 <Zade> nuh sorry i just got naked pics 
39:00 <simba> me https://40.media.tumblr.com/710a839e2eaa2375fae4836d0b4f82d7/tumblr_nq9a1uA9f11t6yr3vo1_540.jpg
40:00 <Cadava> i want money shots
41:00 <MuGgSY> send another pic for proof
42:00 <Dugnuts> sif
42:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
42:00 <Dugnuts> sif thats simba
42:00 <Cadava> who hss a stiffy
43:00 <nate> simba baby maker!
43:00 <simba> suck it Dugnuts
43:00 <Dugnuts> suck what exactly?
43:00 <Cadava> sperm rush
44:00 <MuGgSY> i dlike one
44:00 <anotherirc3r> hmm obviously missed something
44:00 <simba> one of em ;~)
44:00 <Cadava> all
45:00 <couleurs> ( . ) ( . )
46:00 <Cadava> oh gawd put them away
47:00 <Cadava> they all want you couleurs and not me
48:00 <Dugnuts> im not sure
48:00 <Dugnuts> but i think couleurs is a girl
48:00 <simba> a babe*
48:00 <Mew> lmao
48:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
48:00 <Dugnuts> if you say so :P
49:00 <MuGgSY> couleurs boob pic?
49:00 <Cadava> drool some more
49:00 <couleurs> maeby after a few drinks ;)
50:00 <Cadava> told you about red heads
51:00 <Cadava> why is she so special
51:00 <Dugnuts> heh
51:00 <Dugnuts> the first gf i had after my long term relationship was a hot skinny redhead
51:00 <Dugnuts> i always wanted one
51:00 <Dugnuts> and yeah
51:00 <Dugnuts> there is something to say about them
51:00 <Dugnuts> she was crazy tho
51:00 <Dugnuts> so maybe it was just the crazy
52:00 <Cadava> i have a red wig
52:00 <Dugnuts> do you ahve boobs and a vajayjay?
52:00 <Cadava> not yet
53:00 <MuGgSY> omg its vajayjay
53:00 <MuGgSY> couleurs have a few drinks :)
53:00 <amsy> pics
53:00 <Cadava> irc floozy night
54:00 <simba> bulldogs through and through
55:00 <MuGgSY> fuck bulldogs go lions
55:00 <MuGgSY> boob pic night
56:00 <simba> fuck lions go swans
56:00 <simba> now u go
56:00 <amsy> go da dees
56:00 <Cadava> i bet you would ejaculate on her boob pic
56:00 <couleurs> go da dees
57:00 <Cadava> go the knockers!
57:00 <MuGgSY> swans wtf
57:00 <MuGgSY> the gayest team theat ever gayed
58:00 <MuGgSY> and yes could try to ejaculate 
58:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/6MgH4Ya.jpg
58:00 <couleurs> me
59:00 <Cadava> and they thought it was going to be your boobs
59:00 <MuGgSY> hahaa
59:00 <MuGgSY> suprise
59:00 <Dugnuts> heh
00:00 <Cadava> tits out for the boys tits out for the boys!
01:00 <amsy> youre like a bunch of dogs waiting for food
01:00 <nate> lipsticks out for the girls
01:00 <anotherirc3r> suck it swans
01:00 <anotherirc3r> we beat you!
01:00 <MuGgSY> TO4TB
01:00 <amelia> don't put dogs down like that amsy :(
01:00 <MuGgSY> SUCK IT SWANS
02:00 <amsy> lol
02:00 <amsy> soz
02:00 <nate> yeah say desexed dogs
02:00 <simba> lol
02:00 <Cadava> where are all the cock pics
02:00 <amsy> i have a dog living in my house right now :')
02:00 <amsy> he goes home tomorrow
02:00 <amsy> :( :) 
02:00 <Dugnuts> are you sad about that?
03:00 <amsy> mixed feelings
03:00 <simba> what kinda dawg
03:00 <amsy> i love him to death but i miss my cat
03:00 <amsy> beagle x border collie
04:00 <couleurs> amsy let beagle in 2 her house!!!!!!!
05:00 <Cadava> after i got my dog desexed i noticed all the joy leave his spirit
05:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/FmACt8T.gif
05:00 <simba> wags the dog
05:00 <amsy> lol never cc
05:00 <partay> is couleurs a guy ??
05:00 <MuGgSY> couleurs boobs plz
05:00 <amsy> no
06:00 <MuGgSY> partay boobs
06:00 <amsy> cc is seriously the cutest chick
06:00 <MuGgSY> prove it
06:00 <Cadava> all the boys want that  couleurs
07:00 <nate> cc is anything u want ;l
07:00 <anotherirc3r> I want couleurs 2
07:00 <anotherirc3r> hai sexc
08:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
08:00 <amsy> shes mine though so you can all back the fuck up or ill bash ur moms
08:00 <Cadava> i knew a red head girl who looked very much the same and her bum smelled like cheese
09:00 <MuGgSY> couleurs i ll keep u awake
09:00 <nate> fifa all night?
10:00 <couleurs> i already played...
10:00 <amsy> lol
11:00 <MuGgSY> borrringgg
11:00 <couleurs> now i'm picken me nose n reading rainbow reddit
11:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/Ukme1nV simbo
11:00 <amsy> its less rainbow than rainbow facebook
11:00 <simba> thats so nice
12:00 <couleurs> that a cool dog
12:00 <Cadava> see she isn't  a sex object she is human
12:00 <simba> he looks like his name should be Sir Husk
12:00 <partay> amsy ... my dog    https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10915144_812821678804545_124171146752973711_n.jpg?oh=7a8d8005b5dc9550641be67548da04ce&oe=55E990FB&__gda__=1446301638_c3363b0e407d4924779abd08d20017d1
12:00 <amsy> his name is jamie
12:00 <anotherirc3r> lol simba
13:00 <simba> my name is jeff lol channing tatum 21 jump street meme vines 2015
13:00 <MuGgSY> dogs really
13:00 <Cadava> yum
14:00 <couleurs> doge
15:00 <simba> my name is doge lol
15:00 <amsy> lol
15:00 <couleurs> memu
15:00 <Cadava> how many people here live at home still
16:00 <Doodle> i live at home
16:00 <partay> couleurs does 
16:00 <Doodle> where else would i live
16:00 <Doodle> in katatonic_kate01?
16:00 <couleurs> every1 got a hoem
16:00 <Cadava> i need to move out
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps  n' freals
16:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 
16:00 <amsy> i live at my home
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks**
16:00 <Cadava> i mean with mum and dad
16:00 <Doodle> i live at amsy's home
16:00 <Doodle> in the ceiling
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm at work….. so like entertain me n' shit (please)
16:00 <amsy> i wish ;)
16:00 <Doodle> shh
16:00 <amsy> hahaha
16:00 <Doodle> re00ww
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> creeeeep dawg :P
16:00 <Doodle> haha
16:00 <Doodle> its ok if she doesnt know
17:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 challenge... masturbate at work 
17:00 <couleurs> me0wZz
17:00 <partay> kgo
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> well she knows now
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no, i don't masturbate at work
17:00 <emuls> oh comon
17:00 <emuls> we've all done it at leastonce yes?>
17:00 <Cadava> anyone still live at home with mum and dad
17:00 <simba> i live in a mental home
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking of masturbation, i had to pack a clients room up tonight… and i found a massive dildoh :|
17:00 <partay> lol
18:00 <MuGgSY> were they hot?
18:00 <Maurice> I hope you wash it before you use it
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> the client
18:00 <amsy> dil..... doh! 
18:00 <partay> Maurice
18:00 <partay> bam
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly amsy
18:00 <amsy> -- homo sampsonite
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> reminded me of bog actually
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <simba> haha the simpsons reference --- nice!
18:00 <Cadava> i love the mental home
18:00 <couleurs> lmao
19:00 <couleurs> nice 1 amsy 
19:00 <amsy> haha thx guys
19:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01
19:00 <Doodle> i came prepared tonight
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> yus?
19:00 <Doodle> tea is made
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're a good egg :D
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've got ginger beer
19:00 <simba> ive got 99 problems but ginger beer aint 1
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ginger is the best
20:00 <Cadava> so i guess none of you
20:00 <faux> *rolls eyes *
20:00 <simba> these are so good http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/917NDCGW-DL._SL1500_.jpg
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> what tea are you drinking?
20:00 <Doodle> black, home brand
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck
21:00 <amsy> bb ily
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> they look awesome simba
21:00 <Cadava> christ
21:00 <anotherirc3r> lol home brand
21:00 <simba> f*** ye**
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> drink dilmah !!!
21:00 <anotherirc3r> big spender Doodle :P
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> you tight ass!
21:00 <Cadava> where is your style Doodle
21:00 <Doodle> very tight
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like black tea
21:00 <Doodle> style?
21:00 <Doodle> yeah
21:00 <Doodle> i like it
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> how i like my men… black, hawt and sweet
22:00 <Doodle> same
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5
22:00 <Cadava> and no name
22:00 <amsy> :(
22:00 <Cadava> lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, the name is irrelevant 
22:00 <simba> black, fat and retarded
22:00 <simba> thats how i like em
22:00 <Doodle> y so sad amsypoos
22:00 <Cadava> You need me to come over and show you some style
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> fat as in huge penis?
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, me too!
23:00 <Cadava> i will bring some real  black tea
23:00 <phix> werd
24:00 <simba> not 2 fat the penis
24:00 <Cadava> oh my
24:00 <simba> dont like it when the circumference is like 11cm
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
24:00 <simba> pie r squared
24:00 <simba> what is the Circumference of your cock?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> over 9000
25:00 <faux> Totes
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods - it's totes amaze faux
26:00 <Doodle> hehe circumference
26:00 <faux> geeeehhh
26:00 <couleurs> merry xmas in july every1
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> wanna stroke it?
26:00 <faux> Cucumber
26:00 <Doodle> no
26:00 <faux> Name all the words sith cum in them go
26:00 <Doodle> cumbersome
26:00 <faux> Capsicum
26:00 <Dugnuts> ... its only june!
26:00 <Doodle> modicum
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> cumquat 
26:00 <faux> Circumstance
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> cum frappe 
26:00 <faux> cumputer
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> circumnavigate 
27:00 <faux> Circumvent 
27:00 <faux> K I'm out
27:00 <Doodle> cumguzzlingslut
27:00 <Cadava> cumin
27:00 <faux> Oh good 1
27:00 <Doodle> ty
27:00 <faux> Not u gtfo
27:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <Doodle> FIEN
27:00 <Doodle> bitch
27:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaa
27:00 <faux> Lolll
27:00 <Dugnuts> wtf is going on with you guys
27:00 <Doodle> nothing
27:00 <simba> lol @ sith cum
28:00 <simba> *imagines darth vader unloading*
28:00 <faux> Wut
28:00 <faux> Is this a Lord of teh rings reference
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.wordfind.com/contains/cum/#words11
28:00 <simba> what the hoth?
28:00 <simba> <faux> Name all the words sith cum in them go
28:00 <Dugnuts> ...
28:00 <Dugnuts> sith is star warssss
28:00 <simba> sith are from star wars u bloodey anti-nerd
28:00 <faux> I know I was being an idiet
28:00 <simba> god get ur nerd on
28:00 <faux> But I haven't seen either tbh
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> circumpolar :|
28:00 <simba> get ur nerd on 
28:00 <couleurs> here's $5 go c a star war
29:00 <faux> Nope
29:00 <amelia> document
29:00 <faux> Nice
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> ecumenicist 
29:00 <faux> Amelia w teh goods
29:00 <simba> heres $5 go see the community movie
29:00 <faux> Kate ur cheating gtfo
29:00 <Maurice> Benedict Cumberbatch
29:00 <Maurice> Added bonus is his name is hilarious
29:00 <faux> Beneficial cucumber
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <amelia> scum
30:00 <faux> Excellent
30:00 <Skirmish> lol beneficial cucumber. You sluts. 
30:00 <faux> What
30:00 <simba> most likely to use peach in mario kart award goes 2 : beneficial cucumber
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif slut shame skirmish
30:00 <xm> circumvent
30:00 <Skirmish> It's always about your vaginas in here. All the damn time. 
30:00 <Serenity> Benedict Cumberbatch
30:00 <xm> circle jerk cum vent
30:00 <simba> better dicks cum a whole bunch
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> because vaginas are AWESOME
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> is why!
31:00 <partay> some
31:00 <Serenity> vaginaaaaaaaa
31:00 <amelia> i cant think of anymore
31:00 <amelia> so there mustn't be any left
31:00 <Skirmish> Well I think it's time the channel focused less on the gaping chasm between womens legs. 
32:00 <simba> i disagree
32:00 <simba> in fact: mandatory vagina chat
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think it's time to shut the fuck up skirmish
32:00 <Immutable> yeah
32:00 <Immutable> he needs to stfu
32:00 <Skirmish> It's not all about you Kate. 
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <faux> https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/proxy/ApWJzrOA-kp2oJvR-wD5bsLmjuNYx1AuyLfWIn9-b9xvnM30wGcBUGghN8a-sdils4JFrNa5Z2Ke0_2iTH7m0_QxosYNxnNKwU3B7EK_Xb_a8dP3QDkJlw=w288-h512-nc
32:00 <faux> Dis
32:00 <Doodle> can we talk about my vagina
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i've heard that a lot *hair flicks*
33:00 <Doodle> collection
33:00 <Doodle> in my freezer
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> have vagina doodle?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> FAVE**
33:00 <Doodle> i use them as door stops
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
33:00 <simba> llool eggs benedict
33:00 <Skirmish> That picture makes me feel uncomfortable for some reason. 
33:00 <Doodle> the grossest one
33:00 <faux> Lol
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> wide set vaginas!
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO @ faux
33:00 <Skirmish> Show us ya thigh gap! 
34:00 <faux> Skirmish you're gross stop typing
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> show us your thighs gap skirmish
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> -s
34:00 <Skirmish> I have equipment in my gap.
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> utility belts don't count 
34:00 <Immutable> sigh sigh sigh
34:00 <amelia> you want ma foot in your face
34:00 <faux> Lmao
35:00 <Doodle> [22:34] <Skirmish> I have equipment in my gap.
35:00 <Doodle> i knew it
35:00 <Doodle> it is gay pride month after all
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> robotic dick?
35:00 <Doodle> Skirmish is finally out
35:00 <faux> Serenity I need ur mum knowledge
35:00 <Skirmish> I'm not sure how we got here ... but do I get a party? 
35:00 <Doodle> everyopnes suspicions confirmed
35:00 <Doodle> -p
35:00 <amelia> YOU GET TO FUCK OFF
35:00 <Doodle> well mine
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <Skirmish> NOU!
36:00 <amelia> i make myself laugh way more than anyone else could
36:00 <faux> What about big flange
36:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA and her
36:00 <faux> Lollll
36:00 <simba> jon flangeagan
36:00 <Serenity> hello
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--1e_WzFXm--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/17uv9wcrgrnnkjpg.jpg
36:00 <faux> SEZ
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> imagine finding that!
37:00 <simba> SEZ
37:00 <Serenity> hi
37:00 <faux> I have frankfurts that have been sitting out since 1pm
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> in someones pants
37:00 <faux> R they still edible
37:00 <faux> Help me.pls
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah… no
37:00 <simba> yes
37:00 <partay> faux yes
37:00 <faux> Ah next
37:00 <Serenity> is it cool?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wouldn't eat them
37:00 <amelia> polony
37:00 <faux> Yeah
37:00 <Serenity> if so yes
37:00 <partay> as long as its cool
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… anh NEXT
37:00 <simba> under 12 hours is so ok
37:00 <amelia> why the fuck sitting out since 1pm
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> under 12 hours
37:00 <simba> 24 hours and girls are like uuugh but dudes eat it
37:00 <amelia> do you kno how to fridge
37:00 <faux> Cos I forgot to put them in the fridge 
37:00 <faux> Don't judge me
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <Serenity> they are fine
38:00 <faux> I just saw them when I went I made tea and I was like oh want
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> well eat em, and if you feel sick you'll know why
38:00 <Skirmish> faux: To be safe, I would suggest boiling those LBD's. 
38:00 <simba> a bowl of pasta sat at my mates house for days and my mate would pick at it for breakfast each morning
38:00 <simba> its bad
38:00 <faux> Lmao
38:00 <faux> Ew 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh ew
38:00 <Serenity> gross
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew ew ew
38:00 <amelia> Skirmish do you wanna be set on fire
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> and ew
38:00 <amelia> cos you are going the right way about it
38:00 <Immutable> man I hate .. HATE sansa stark
38:00 <Skirmish> amelia: What kind of question is that? I was assisting faux AND being serious with my advice. 
38:00 <amelia> m8
39:00 <faux> What's an Lbd
39:00 <anotherirc3r> why Immutable?
39:00 <faux> Little Black dick
39:00 <Skirmish> It is what some people call cocktail frankfurts. 
39:00 <Doodle> lol
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> something,something dick
39:00 <faux> Who is some people
39:00 <Immutable> shes so damn annoying
39:00 <Skirmish> little boys doodles. 
39:00 <Doodle> hey
39:00 <Doodle> now
39:00 <faux> .
39:00 <amelia> imutty issit cos shes a ranga
39:00 <amelia> it is isn't it
39:00 <faux> Power ranga
39:00 <Skirmish> Everyone when I was growing up. Show up at a party and the parents would be 'here are the lbd's'
39:00 <amelia> fair call
39:00 <Doodle> i've never heard it
40:00 <Doodle> we just call them little boy
40:00 <Doodle> s
40:00 <Skirmish> You must have grown up in a christian house Doodle. 
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, that's what we called them
40:00 <Doodle> yeah i did actually
40:00 <Doodle> got a problem with that
40:00 <Doodle> cos i do
40:00 <amelia> i wasnt allowed to say "salvo"
40:00 <Immutable> amelia: ach nein fraulein 
40:00 <amelia> and look how good i turned out
41:00 <Doodle> i'm 37 and my dad told me off yeaterday for saying fuck
41:00 <Doodle> *yesterday
41:00 <Immutable> amelia: you are a quality woman with so much to give
41:00 <simba> ach nein, mein bein tut weih!
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
41:00 <Skirmish> Yeah ... threatening to burn people. This isn't the religious reformation of the 1500's in England ok amelia? 
41:00 <simba> ill set a fucken jet lighter to ur gonads m8
41:00 <Doodle> y
41:00 <Skirmish> You're not King Henry VIII's eldest child Mary.
41:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> [[[[[pong]]]]] is back!!!
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> but she could be….
42:00 <Doodle> i thought i could smell something, its [[[[[pong]]]
42:00 <Serenity> nope
42:00 <Skirmish> amelia is bloody mary incarnate? 
42:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
42:00 <amelia> you're goin up in flames m8
42:00 <Serenity> shut the khell up
42:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> who in here remember pong?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
42:00 <Skirmish> Nope
42:00 <simba> im sick at pong 
42:00 <Serenity> nup
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> should i?
43:00 <Skirmish> I am going to ignore pong. 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> who in here remember english?
43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> who
43:00 <Serenity> u
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> not i
43:00 <amelia> I am going to burn your face off.
43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> where is scott hall
43:00 <simba> ~ 666 ~ |pong| {{{.w.e.e.d.}}} |pong| ~ 666 ~
44:00 <Skirmish> amelia needs to watch the Beavis and Butthead episode where they go all pyro. 
44:00 <couleurs> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ couleurs ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
44:00 <Immutable> Skirmish: you just need to die
44:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> who are u couleurs??????????????
44:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahaaha
45:00 <couleurs> i am u
45:00 <couleurs> u r me
45:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> ppl in here seem to like pong...
45:00 <Immutable> I hope that when you do they burn your sins away or some shit
45:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RiP5cyR18s
45:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Beavis and Butthead Burn Down Stewart's House Views: 15,748 Uploader: kjm015 Uploaded: Jan 25, 2010 Duration: 0m31s Rating: 4.89
45:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> where is scott hall????????????
45:00 <simba> wheres big sexy kevin nash
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> at ya mum's?
45:00 <Serenity> dude its not 2004
45:00 <Serenity> shh
45:00 <simba> yes it is
46:00 <Immutable> Serenity and I have so much in common pity she's not highborn like me
46:00 <Immutable> now kiss my ring
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2004, i was… younger
46:00 <Skirmish> Who is Immutable? Are they new? 
46:00 <simba> born high?
46:00 <Serenity> wot
46:00 <stompin> hows the skoda Skirmish
46:00 <simba> lol ive never seen anyone refer to themselves as high born before
47:00 <Serenity> i dont know what it is
47:00 <simba> upper class
47:00 <Skirmish> I put a turbo on it and now I drift the streets at night fighting crime. Thanks for asking stompin
47:00 <Serenity> oh
47:00 <anotherirc3r> night
48:00 <simba> night anotherirc3r
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't you have to be asian to drift?
48:00 <Skirmish> You fucking racist Kate. 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> or in fast and the furious 987680
48:00 <anotherirc3r> night simba :)
49:00 <Serenity> oddball
49:00 <Skirmish> First it was white man can't jump and now it's white man can't drift. 
49:00 <stompin> Skirmish: u need naws
49:00 <simba> pump the gay up to 11
49:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAJ_74tDZzU
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Smiths - I Know It's Over Views: 578,020 Uploader: ThirstyChildren Uploaded: Sep 14, 2012 Duration: 5m50s Rating: 4.93
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum pumps it up to 11
50:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAPzPmCgD6w   <---- contains penis'
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> erect?
51:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EP8tDl0OjU
51:00 <faux> K I'm doing it
51:00 <Skirmish> They appear to be, yes. 
51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cow Sex Behind Reporter News Blooper Views: 73,444 Uploader: FunnyAvenue Uploaded: Jun 25, 2015 Duration: 0m11s Rating: 4.62
51:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
51:00 <faux> I'm consuming the frankies
51:00 <faux> Wish me luck
51:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
51:00 <Skirmish> DO EEET
51:00 <Skirmish> Consume those skins full of off cuts!
51:00 <faux> There's only 4 mini ones left so i shouldn't die
52:00 <amsy> yum
52:00 <Serenity> lpll
52:00 <Serenity> loll
52:00 <faux> And if I die as usual I blame serenity
52:00 <Serenity> can i have your nailpolish
52:00 <Skirmish> Everything is Serenity's fault by default. 
52:00 <faux> Sure
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> you know what is creepy…. the Frankfurts in a can …. who would eat that
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomit*
53:00 <Serenity> yay
53:00 <Serenity> can??
53:00 <Skirmish> They are yum! 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya
53:00 <faux> Oh dads wifey keeps asking me what I want from leb when she returns
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> frankies in a can!
53:00 <Skirmish> pickled garlic faux
53:00 <Serenity> a goat
53:00 <faux> So I told her I want like a thousand of those nails pens
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
53:00 <faux> Nail*
53:00 <Serenity> ohhh yess
53:00 <faux> One end is teh pen and one is the brush
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> links?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh!
54:00 <faux> They're so popular in leb and v cheap
54:00 <Serenity> i have some of those
54:00 <faux> What age do kids get toilet trained btw
54:00 <Serenity> but just cheapo shite ones
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> depends on ze kid
54:00 <Serenity> between 2 and 3 usually
54:00 <faux> Oh good cos I thought me sis was late
54:00 <Serenity> some start 18 months
54:00 <faux> She just learnt lol
55:00 <faux> She was running around today slapping her butt on cam
55:00 <Serenity> ant was almost 4 it was awful
55:00 <faux> Rofl
55:00 <Serenity> ahaha
55:00 <faux> I miss her wahh
55:00 <faux> :'(
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> and I think pull-ups are shit
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> because it's just like a nappy
55:00 <Serenity> she will be back soon!
55:00 <faux> Whenever she says I yavyuuuu my heart melts
55:00 <simba> chin ups > pull ups
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> training pants
57:00 <simba> skins?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> eh
58:00 <Skirmish> Pull ups are great. 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> they encourage the child to piss
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> because it's like a nappy
58:00 <Skirmish> That's the parents fault not the kids. 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right....
59:00 <Skirmish> It's meant to be a safe guard for mistakes. 
59:00 <Skirmish> The parent should be encouraging them to pull them down and use the toilet. Can't do that in a nappy.
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… but when you're transitioning a kid from nappies to pants…. you want the child to know they have 'wet' their undies....
59:00 <amsy> they should know by that age
00:00 <Skirmish> That sounds like humiliation learning. I don't like that. 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah, no… 
00:00 <Skirmish> Kids get upset when they wet their pants. 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> if they're yelled at for pissing their pants - sure
00:00 <amsy> my 2yo nephew has been letting us know for ages
01:00 <Skirmish> I used pull ups with Ethan and they were awesome imo. To each their own I guess. 
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, I didn't like them...
03:00 <Maurice> I made my kids live outside until they could control their bladders
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> in a cage?
03:00 <Maurice> Free range
03:00 <Dugnuts> pfft hell no
03:00 <Dugnuts> she let them loose on everyone else
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh nice
03:00 <Dugnuts> people walking past would have these wild bastards gnawing on their legs and shit
03:00 <Skirmish> Maurice has raised her kids in a tribal environment. 
05:00 <Maurice> Seems legit https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11027962_1119388501409884_5929384574471244893_n.jpg?oh=2c94bfaa898e0357387f7b1648976eb8&oe=55EDE47D
05:00 <Maurice> Vaccination causes aids
05:00 <Dugnuts> totes
06:00 <amsy> totes
06:00 <simba> :(
06:00 <simba> oh
06:00 <simba> teh germans made aids
07:00 <milk> they did, so that sand niggers would dide
07:00 <milk> die
07:00 <Dugnuts> nah
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> they made good beer and sausage 
07:00 <Dugnuts> not the sand niggers
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> and some noice cake
07:00 <Dugnuts> the actual affricans
07:00 <Dugnuts> everyone knows it was the germans in the south african government
07:00 <simba> and good football and good stds
07:00 <Skirmish> Germans were the first to impose daylight savings. 
07:00 <milk> there is an immunity injection for aids
07:00 <Skirmish> So next time the clocks change ... blame the germans. 
08:00 <Serenity> no time change here
08:00 <Serenity> cause we rule
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
08:00 <milk> seriously dude, if your going to blame the bubonic plauge on the germans...
09:00 <couleurs> don't call me shirley
09:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> milk asl?
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi shirley *waves*
11:00 <couleurs> HehEheheH
12:00 <Dugnuts> hehehe
12:00 <Dugnuts> omg
12:00 <Dugnuts> fallout4
12:00 <Dugnuts> looks so damned awesome
12:00 <couleurs> #ps4thegamers
12:00 <British^Meat> fucking rainbows everywhere
13:00 <couleurs> agreed.
13:00 <Serenity>  oh god its everywhere
13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> where is Netz
13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> ?????
14:00 <smashmouse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91sR6fjNYok
14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Unbelievable : A rabbit attacks snake! Views: 40,830 Uploader: Infoholic Uploaded: Jun 22, 2015 Duration: 1m53s Rating: 4.84
14:00 <smashmouse> is dat wabbit u couleurs?
14:00 <smashmouse> XD
14:00 <simba> XD
15:00 <British^Meat> XD
15:00 <couleurs> Unbelievable
16:00 <couleurs> X D
16:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> where is [D]eafie and MungoGeee?
17:00 <simba> up my ass
17:00 <smashmouse> X D excited faeces
17:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> Feaces
17:00 <smashmouse> I'm Spartacus!
17:00 <British^Meat> where is Sonia?
17:00 <smashmouse> "That guy's Spartacus.."
17:00 <couleurs> Blade?
17:00 <smashmouse> she aint in MK X ay
18:00 <simba> sonya is in diddy kong racing XD huhu kidding bro
18:00 <British^Meat> asl kelly19?
18:00 <British^Meat> huehue
18:00 <smashmouse> kelly19mudontheknees
19:00 <smashmouse> u gots mud on your knees baebz?
19:00 <simba> LOL
19:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
19:00 <simba> fkn classic LOL
19:00 <Dugnuts> classy
19:00 <couleurs> gr8 smashmouth is here.....
19:00 <British^Meat> lol
19:00 <Dugnuts> not the band
19:00 <Dugnuts> come on
19:00 <nate> cc jump on his lap!
19:00 <British^Meat> id prefer the band TBH
19:00 <Dugnuts> wouldnt we all
19:00 <couleurs> me 2
19:00 <simba> hey now ur a rockstar
20:00 <couleurs> no u nate 
20:00 <Dugnuts> hehe
20:00 <British^Meat> only shooting staaaaaaaaaaaars
20:00 <nate> i jump on faces, not spaces
20:00 <Dugnuts> i always used to sing my own version
20:00 <Dugnuts> "hey now, you're a porn star, get your clothes off, get laaiiiid"
20:00 <Dugnuts> heh
20:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> WHY ARE U ALL HERE??? 
20:00 <Dugnuts> why are you
20:00 <Dugnuts> jesus christ
20:00 <nate> im lookin to poke some pong
21:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> because pong ised to rule mirc
21:00 <simba> 28 days - rip it up
21:00 <Dugnuts> heh
21:00 <Dugnuts> oh man
21:00 <couleurs> lol
21:00 <Dugnuts> i loved that song
21:00 <Dugnuts> it was my jam
21:00 <simba> baby whats the deal?
21:00 <simba> michael crafter influence music
22:00 <ashleighxtrinity> [[[[[pong]]] is cooking dinner by the sounds of it
22:00 <Dugnuts> ...
22:00 <Dugnuts> this dude is messed up
22:00 <British^Meat> oh gawd simba
22:00 <British^Meat> next you'll play some sunk loto
22:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Who isn't messed up though Dugnuts
22:00 <simba> i didnt know them
23:00 <British^Meat> dey shit
23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]> girls in here want pong
23:00 <Dugnuts> if you say so
26:00 <couleurs> [[[[[[[[[[[[[ bong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
26:00 <Dugnuts> oh girls always want that
29:00 <smashmouse> Then I come open up the spot with coconut Ciroc, So the hoes'll suck some cock, Then I'll forget to call her, after the nut I get attention deficit disorder!!
30:00 <smashmouse> girls want cock
30:00 <smashmouse> they just dunno how to ask :~
30:00 <couleurs> ok, who's got an innie and an outie?
31:00 <phix> Pong was a great game in the 80s
32:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Pong let me down
32:00 <ashleighxtrinity> He offered to play doctor in pm
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
33:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Then when the patient suffered seizing and an elevated icp he went quiet
33:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Didnt even administer mannitol.  What a noob
34:00 <Dugnuts> as in belly buttons couleurs?
34:00 <Dugnuts> isnt everyone innies?
34:00 <simba> couleurs = paul_banks
36:00 <couleurs> idk w/eves 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i swear the clients congregate in the fucking lounge room and crank up the TV volume when I go to bed :| 
38:00 <British^Meat> and elevated insane clown posse
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need a new job!
39:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Yes elevated insane clown posse
39:00 <couleurs> do you rent your bedroom 4 sex
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
39:00 <Immutable> robot clown
39:00 <couleurs> good.
39:00 <smashmouse> paul_banks is back!
39:00 <smashmouse> in g-g-ghost form
39:00 <phix> ok
40:00 <smashmouse> any chicks here into BDSM?
40:00 <couleurs> Unbelievable
40:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol
40:00 <smashmouse> lel
40:00 <couleurs> X D
40:00 <smashmouse> ino Dugnuts is into it
40:00 <smashmouse> ;)
40:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Serenity is she told me
41:00 <smashmouse> werd
41:00 <smashmouse> nothin' like a bit of PAIN!
41:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Serenity> i love bdsm, tell smashmouse
41:00 <Serenity> as if
41:00 <ashleighxtrinity> ;)
41:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Im just breaking the ice ok
41:00 <couleurs> what's bdsm
42:00 <nate> 50 shades of couleurs
42:00 <simba> black devil superbike museum
42:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Bouncing down some mud
42:00 <smashmouse> 4 nate https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10559925_10204706163630087_3329056279772932052_n.jpg?oh=1c2936b1b8e3dd9b88889f1d423718a2&oe=56331E78
42:00 <smashmouse> coz he is obsessed.
42:00 <smashmouse> wit goats!
42:00 <British^Meat> bipolar disorder smash mouse
42:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Big dicks sucked mildly
42:00 <smashmouse> is that what you have buddeh
42:00 <smashmouse> nice to know!
42:00 <couleurs> good answers
43:00 <nate> is ashleighxtrinity on da rumbos tonite?:)
43:00 <Maurice> smashmouse, you and Bastardly_One can always BDSM each other
43:00 <nate> frisky!
43:00 <phix> Maurice!!!!!
43:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Bondage discipline sadism masochism
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <smashmouse> yea I could do with my own personal gimp
44:00 <ashleighxtrinity> The first two sound fun
44:00 <smashmouse> yeah
44:00 <smashmouse> you watch Unplanned America on sbs 2?
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> sadomasochism - i thought 
45:00 <smashmouse> season 2, 3 aus mates tourin US beaten trax, went to this bdsm place
45:00 <Serenity> Maurice ffs stop
45:00 <Serenity> no one wants to think of b1 like that
45:00 <smashmouse> this one chick was all, I used to kill animals and then I came here and now I'm okay.
45:00 <phix> I like Maurice 
45:00 <Maurice> You know you'd watch it, Serenity
45:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol wow
45:00 <smashmouse> gimp gimp gimp!
45:00 <Serenity> fucking not a chance
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Id fap to it
45:00 <smashmouse> yeah ashleighxtrinity, flipped out rofl, bitch needs an asylum!
45:00 <Serenity> id lick my own vomit off skirmishes testicles before i watched that
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
46:00 <faux> Rofl
46:00 <faux> Ew
46:00 <smashmouse> lel
46:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Woow
46:00 <aaron> thats bdsm
46:00 <faux> I'd choose death over both. 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> the computer says, no
46:00 <aaron> see you are into bdsm Serenity
46:00 <ashleighxtrinity> There would only be vomit there from the failed gag reflex
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <smashmouse> I'm into dudes named aaron
47:00 <smashmouse> I love dem a cup man bewbs
47:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I would date a guy named gaston
47:00 <Serenity> me too
47:00 <smashmouse> what about Grenoille?
47:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Naw
47:00 <smashmouse> haha
47:00 <Serenity> then we could have a baby and call it gaston juniour
48:00 <Serenity> junior
48:00 <smashmouse> juniour sounds good
48:00 <smashmouse> sounods european!
48:00 <smashmouse> joineur!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like the name Atticus 
49:00 <Serenity> I like that i dont have to name any more small humans
49:00 <katatonic_kate01>  another cat?
49:00 <ashleighxtrinity> If you have another kid name it podrick
49:00 <aaron> no more kids?
50:00 <aaron> podrick LOL
50:00 <aaron> thats a cool name
50:00 <Serenity> im not allowed to have another cat :(
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol ya, pass
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want a black cat
50:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Is that racist? I'm sure that's racist
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
51:00 <Serenity> i have a black puss
51:00 <phix> katatonic_kate01!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
51:00 <Serenity> and he is loely and giant
51:00 <Serenity> lovely
51:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I love black puss
51:00 <Serenity> me too ashleigh. me too
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> they just look awesme
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> o
52:00 <simba> cats rule everything around me CREAM
54:00 <Serenity> i want to suffocate you until just before you stop breathing simba and then take the pillow of your face
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> and say, surprise motherfucker?
55:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Why stop there?
55:00 <simba> wow
55:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Cpr practice could save an actual life one day
55:00 <simba> not sure if youre being kinky with me
55:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Just drunk and morbid
55:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Sorry
56:00 <ShadowLurker> just hot n horny
56:00 <ShadowLurker> not sorry
56:00 <Serenity> i am simba
57:00 <simba> yesssssss
57:00 <simba> Mischeif Managed
57:00 <simba> I Solomeley Sware that I am up to no good
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics
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