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01:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
02:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: your long lost boyfriend had a "near death" experience or some shit
02:00 <thestig> lol who 
02:00 <Serenity> you what
02:00 <TokenDaRing> saemon
02:00 <thestig> toilet?
02:00 <Serenity> oh ffs
02:00 <Serenity> pity it was only near
03:00 <TokenDaRing> he had appendicitis
03:00 <smashmouse> aobut how you're the butt of the joke.
03:00 <smashmouse> tokez still up :P
04:00 <TokenDaRing> its only 12am
04:00 <TokenDaRing> semester is over, no where to be tomorrow
04:00 <smashmouse> could do better than ShadowLurker
04:00 <smashmouse> ffs
04:00 <thestig> wtf josh
04:00 <smashmouse> ;p;
04:00 <smashmouse> lol
04:00 <smashmouse> wtf what?
06:00 <ShadowLurker> lol umadbro
06:00 <smashmouse> aye
06:00 <smashmouse> didnt know if you would
06:00 <Maurice> I wonder which drug cocktail it is tonight
07:00 <ShadowLurker> who knows probably ice
07:00 <smashmouse> Maurice either ban me or shut your dog damned mouth.
08:00 <smashmouse> I just wanted to know if ShadowLurker had me on ignore or not.
09:00 <ShadowLurker> sounds like meth
09:00 <ShadowLurker> not yet
09:00 <smashmouse> probably is meth
09:00 <thestig> meth off pieter cock
09:00 <smashmouse> I think Josh does a lot of drugs yo
09:00 <ShadowLurker> are now tho
09:00 <smashmouse> and pieter's cock.
09:00 <smashmouse> Snort that.
10:00 <smashmouse> no but Bastardly_One isn't talking now, is she. hahaha.
10:00 <smashmouse> thestig did u watch that terminator clip?
11:00 <thestig> no
11:00 <thestig> i am trying to set up a milling machine
11:00 <smashmouse> hmm
11:00 <smashmouse> you would like my mate Alex.
12:00 <smashmouse> you talk to kibblz?
12:00 <smashmouse> I got John on fb.
14:00 <ShadowLurker> i bet that cockdrop is rambling on about nonesense
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> there are so many 'cockdrops' here it's hard to tell them all apart
16:00 <ShadowLurker> true
17:00 <smashmouse> If words were bullets.
17:00 <smashmouse> spose i wouldnt be alive
17:00 <smashmouse> are you really that cool?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif let text annoy you 
18:00 <smashmouse> me?
18:00 <smashmouse> im chill as
18:00 <nate> smelly as!
19:00 <smashmouse> hai bon bonz
19:00 <smashmouse> xD
19:00 <simba> xD
20:00 <smashmouse> i watched that termie spot five times tonite
21:00 <smashmouse> when does it come out on imax!!!!!
24:00 <Serenity> BANANA BOAT
25:00 <ShadowLurker> do do doo dododooo
36:00 <sludge> hitler is still alive btw
39:00 <thestig> hitler did nothing wrong
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah… peeps writing dumb shit for a reaction
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> sad that some peeps live in a TOTALLY different reality to most other peeps…..
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
45:00 <British^Meat> LOL @ smashmouse
45:00 <British^Meat> 2015 really hasnt been a good IRC year for u has it?
46:00 <British^Meat> started off with that Z-line, and gone down hill since then....
46:00 <smashmouse> <British^Meat> LOL @ smashmouse
46:00 <smashmouse> i <3 how u can never forget me.
47:00 <smashmouse> wonderfag.
47:00 <smashmouse> is that how your mother told you British^Meat?
48:00 <smashmouse> use ur fones use ur fones use ur fones, josh how much did u make selling the last short sthotrries?
48:00 <smashmouse> O_O British^Meat :P
48:00 <smashmouse> dick.
50:00 <smashmouse> British^Meat. You are a poor man with nothing going but weed and fishing on weekend====>
50:00 <smashmouse> y dont you bring up how im suicidelzz?
56:00 <BlackDevil> SpaceX blew up
57:00 <TokenDaRing> there were no survivors
58:00 <ShadowLurker> shit hey
12:00 <ShadowLurker> cock bags
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://cdn.meme.am/instances/250x250/56665397.jpg
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think i'll post that daily, and tell the cock bags to refer to the link LOL
15:00 <Doodle> no
15:00 <Doodle> i cant help it
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're not a cock bag
16:00 <Doodle> i might be
16:00 <ShadowLurker> he wants a cockbag tho
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> who can blame him?
17:00 <ShadowLurker> like a teabag cross turkeyslap
17:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <Doodle> i'll have to wear eye protection
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.nightvision-online.com/images/I%20LOVE%20COCK.jpg
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> loving that cock bag
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://i1.cpcache.com/product_zoom/748290674/i_love_my_husbands_cock_tote_bag.jpg?height=250&width=250&padToSquare=true 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> reckon if I got that on a t-shirt and wore it in public… I'd get a new kitchen?
23:00 <Doodle> no
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <Maurice> I'd want more than a new kitchen
36:00 <smashmouse> katatonic_kate01
36:00 <smashmouse> you want a fuck?
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
36:00 <smashmouse> I got a seven half cock
37:00 <smashmouse> kk
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> you've got a seven half cock
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> what does that actually mean?
37:00 <smashmouse> but
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> You're attempting to entice me?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> how does get fucked sound?
37:00 <smashmouse> doesnt mean it get intoanything.
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're drunk, go to bed
38:00 <smashmouse> I could rub strawberries on it
38:00 <faux> Suck my seven half cocktail 
38:00 <smashmouse> I just love ur back :D
39:00 <smashmouse> no
39:00 <smashmouse> suck ur horror movie ass!
39:00 <smashmouse> :/
39:00 <faux> What
39:00 <faux> R u ok
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> RANDOM
39:00 <smashmouse> oi faux
39:00 <smashmouse> i dl Charlies Farm
39:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/305226_379032432169897_388414420_n.jpg?oh=35d5aec7762279075d9840fb67c594c7&oe=55E6C766
39:00 <Maurice> This would be mine
39:00 <smashmouse> is set in aus
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice
40:00 <smashmouse> sposed be scarier than wolf creek
40:00 <smashmouse> tbh I am afraid of Maurice if she gave movies.
40:00 <Maurice> I need a translator
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> same!
41:00 <smashmouse> check thix out
41:00 <smashmouse> u 2
41:00 <smashmouse> fuckers!
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
41:00 <Maurice> It better not be the terminator shit again
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
41:00 <smashmouse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6wv4pclp6U
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Terminator Genisys Movie CLIP - I've Been Waiting For You (HD) Arnold Schwarzenegger 2015 Views: 43,954 Uploader: JoBlo Movie Trailers Uploaded: Jun 23, 2015 Duration: 0m54s Rating: 4.60
41:00 <Maurice> Oh ffs
41:00 <smashmouse> XD
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignored
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> done
42:00 <Maurice> How many times do you want to paste that shit
42:00 <Maurice> And it is shit
42:00 <smashmouse> im watching Looper
42:00 <BlackDevil> SpaceX blew up
42:00 <andy-syd> looks terrible
42:00 <smashmouse> till u say is hot
42:00 <BlackDevil> https://amp.twimg.com/v/e9893be1-258c-4a3c-8b99-09e45975fa8f
42:00 <smashmouse> what would you have me post?
43:00 <smashmouse> BlackDevil is here
43:00 <BlackDevil> been here
43:00 <smashmouse> werd
43:00 <smashmouse> it's the 1940's all over again
43:00 <ShadowLurker> is he going on about it again
44:00 <smashmouse> aobut what
44:00 <Doodle> my knob
44:00 <ShadowLurker> i supose when youre as wasted as he is you can only think of one thing
44:00 <Maurice> Unfortunately, yes
44:00 <smashmouse> I wish!
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <smashmouse> kate
44:00 <smashmouse> tell Doodle
44:00 <Doodle> tell me what
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
44:00 <smashmouse> to suck some Josh!
44:00 <smashmouse> XD
44:00 <Doodle> oh
44:00 <Doodle> no
44:00 <Doodle> thx
44:00 <Maurice> Tell him yourself you lazy git
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> he/she wins the fail award 
45:00 <smashmouse> ahahaha
45:00 <smashmouse> mang
45:00 <smashmouse> Doodle
45:00 <Doodle> i'm trying to cut down
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i'll award them each time i log on
45:00 <smashmouse> r we gon get laid
45:00 <smashmouse> or what
45:00 <smashmouse> ffs
45:00 <Doodle> no
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
45:00 <Doodle> i dont get laid
45:00 <smashmouse> :(
45:00 <smashmouse> nup
45:00 <Doodle> its ok at least i cant get herpes
45:00 <smashmouse> ima virgins
45:00 <smashmouse> I got that sti
46:00 <smashmouse> dunno how
46:00 <Doodle> wrx?
46:00 <smashmouse> um
46:00 <faux> Lmao
46:00 <smashmouse> Mamafattygirl
46:00 <faux> Aka shopping trolley 
46:00 <smashmouse> ex offender!
46:00 <Doodle> haha faux
46:00 <smashmouse> hi fox
46:00 <smashmouse> it was HIM
46:00 <smashmouse> i swear it was me.
47:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bloodhound Gang - Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? Views: 3,114,821 Uploader: BloodhoundGangVEVO Uploaded: Dec 2, 2009 Duration: 3m20s Rating: 4.84
47:00 <faux> Idk what you're saying 
47:00 <faux> But ok
47:00 <smashmouse> i luvs Maurice she so cool
47:00 <faux> She's a sluz
47:00 <faux> Giant sluzza
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm delicious!
48:00 <Maurice> Thats a capital S to you
48:00 <Doodle> SLUZZAAAA
48:00 <smashmouse> Nic night for a walk.
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda like shazza
48:00 <Maurice> Long walk off a short pier is what you should aim for
48:00 <Doodle> i aim for the eyes
49:00 <Maurice> Same
49:00 <Maurice> I mean, thats gross
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <Doodle> its not a night in with Doodle unless it burns
49:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
49:00 <smashmouse> Maurice> Long walk off a short pier is what you should aim for
50:00 <Doodle> oh wait i meant
50:00 <Doodle> its not a night with Doodle in unless it burns
50:00 <smashmouse> can fuck up again?
50:00 <faux> I like romantic walks 2 da fridge
50:00 <Doodle> ehehe
50:00 <Maurice> I really don't get what he's saying
50:00 <ShadowLurker> gentle fucks over the dining table
50:00 <Doodle> romantic sways 2 da mixbowl
50:00 <ShadowLurker> its ok Maurice noone does
51:00 <smashmouse> hmmm
51:00 <ShadowLurker> hes a fucking psycho
51:00 <Doodle> i could really use a cup of tea
51:00 <smashmouse> Paulie
51:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
51:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
51:00 <smashmouse> you're a contradiction in a seventies song
52:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPdHMWVJoS8
52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bloodhound Gang - Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny Views: 3,172,513 Uploader: BloodhoundGangVEVO Uploaded: Dec 2, 2009 Duration: 3m27s Rating: 4.83
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> for a cup of tea>
52:00 <Serenity> between your toes?
52:00 <smashmouse> man
52:00 <Doodle> yes
52:00 <smashmouse> I know what I am
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <Doodle> and yes
53:00 <smashmouse> ShadowLurker
53:00 <Doodle> actually sezz
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lazy!
53:00 <Doodle> i cant smell between my toes
53:00 <smashmouse> I know
53:00 <Doodle> i'm not that flexible
53:00 <Serenity> hahah
53:00 <Doodle> sadly
53:00 <Serenity> trust me its bad
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> and that's why you should do yoga!
53:00 <Doodle> lol
53:00 <Doodle> no
53:00 <ShadowLurker> cup of tea between his toes
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> and tantric sex practices
53:00 <smashmouse> guy I used to like
53:00 <smashmouse> thirsty
53:00 <Doodle> i've had surgery and shit on my back i'm not doing yoga
53:00 <Maurice> Who the fuck actually smells between their toes
53:00 <Maurice> Weirdo
54:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> shit on your back
54:00 <Doodle> yes
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude you be into some freaky stuff
54:00 <Doodle> ;)
54:00 <Doodle> @mp3 D12 - Shit On You.mp3 (6.92MB 192kbps Stereo 5:02)
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> scatman!
54:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
54:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Scatman John-Scatman (Game Over Jazz).mp3 (11.94MB 128kbps Stereo 13:02)
54:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Scatman John - Scatman.mp3 (8.16MB 128kbps Stereo 8:54)
54:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Scatman John-Scatman (Second Level).mp3 (11.34MB 128kbps Stereo 12:23)
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
54:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Scatman John-Scatman (Third Level).mp3 (13.99MB 128kbps Stereo 15:16)
54:00 <Doodle> etc
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima call oyou scatman now
54:00 <Doodle> pls dont
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> -o
55:00 <ShadowLurker> ba ba badum bom
55:00 <Doodle> @mp3 D12 - Shit On You.mp3 (6.92MB 192kbps Stereo 5:02)
55:00 <Maurice> I'll just call you Batman
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <Doodle> WHERE IS SHE
55:00 <ShadowLurker> fapman
55:00 <Doodle> etc
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ fapman
55:00 <Serenity> scoobadoobabebopbee
55:00 <Doodle> ehehhscoppspbtbopoopps
55:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
55:00 <Doodle> .
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> and his trusty cock blocking cat!
55:00 <Doodle> lol that cunt
55:00 <ShadowLurker> hqhahahaha
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
55:00 <Doodle> he is in a box
56:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Lonely Island ft. Justin Timberlake - Dick in a Box.mp3 (3.62MB 192kbps Stereo 2:38)
56:00 <Maurice> I hope you put airholes in it
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick in a box!
56:00 <Doodle> no i taped it up
56:00 <Maurice> Good plan
56:00 <Doodle> and threw it in the water tank
56:00 <Maurice> Remember not to put a return address on it
56:00 <Doodle> ok
56:00 <Maurice> Otherwise Elvis sends those fuckers back
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> badboy bubby style would be better
57:00 <ShadowLurker> that fucking cats back
57:00 <Doodle> lol no not badboy bubby
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <Doodle> JEEZ FLO YA GOT GREAT TITS
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> shuders
57:00 <Serenity> be still you little cunt
57:00 <Doodle> lol trust you sezz
58:00 <Doodle> dick in a box: http://i.imgur.com/rt7aDcg.jpg
58:00 <Serenity> :>
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwww
58:00 <Maurice> That can't be him
58:00 <Maurice> He looks nice
58:00 <Doodle> he was licking his butt 2 secs before i took it
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> anything sleeping looks nice
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
59:00 <Serenity> lol
59:00 <ShadowLurker> thats a comfy lookin box
59:00 <Maurice> Not anything
59:00 <Maurice> There are times when I want to smother Cam while he sleeps
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok, most?
59:00 <Doodle> lool
59:00 <Serenity> i have a comfy nox
59:00 <Serenity> box
59:00 <Maurice> I have a lonely one
59:00 <Doodle> olawd
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok… snoring peeps are not nice
59:00 <Doodle> its that time isnt it
59:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
59:00 <Serenity> llol
59:00 <ShadowLurker> yep
59:00 <Doodle> its a burgerfest
00:00 <ShadowLurker> she is naked after all
00:00 <Serenity> tribbing burgers
00:00 <Maurice> I am not
00:00 <Doodle> LOL
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> its too fucking cold to be naked
00:00 <ShadowLurker> not here i put the heater on 
00:00 <Doodle> i have my heater cranked
00:00 <ShadowLurker> me smrt
00:00 <Maurice> Mines on too
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <Doodle> cos i'm practicing growing drugs
00:00 <Maurice> But I'm still not getting newd
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm having a smoke outside
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> so it's fucking cold
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll give up one day…. soon
01:00 <Maurice> Oh finally, a fellow smoker thats not mentally retarded
01:00 <Doodle> just smoke cock instead
01:00 <Maurice> Much
01:00 <Doodle> and no thats not how i quit
01:00 <Doodle> assholes
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5 maurice! 
01:00 <Doodle> DONT JUDGE ME
01:00 <smashmouse> Loop
01:00 <Maurice> You quit via assholes?
01:00 <Doodle> yes
01:00 <smashmouse> would you
01:00 <Doodle> well
01:00 <Doodle> vagina
01:00 <Maurice> Thats a bit sexy
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> let me guess, the cat?
01:00 <ShadowLurker> smoke with ur asshoke
01:00 <ShadowLurker> asshole
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
01:00 <Doodle> a vagina i knew introduced me to ecigs
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
01:00 <Maurice> Thats a clever smoo
01:00 <smashmouse> this is 12 monkeyshit
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> why bother
01:00 <Doodle> then i dumped her and took the ecigs
02:00 <Doodle> cos they taste nice and they worked for me
02:00 <smashmouse> why are we all on ird
02:00 <Doodle> i had red bull flavour
02:00 <Maurice> Apparently they have some health issues
02:00 <Doodle> LOL
02:00 <Maurice> No wait
02:00 <Maurice> They cause them
02:00 <Doodle> like cigarettes?
02:00 <smashmouse> Maurice
02:00 <smashmouse> why are we on irc?
02:00 <Doodle> i'd rather inhale 2 or 3 vaporised chemicals than 4000 burning ones but anyway
03:00 <Maurice> I wouldn't, coz I like the taste :P
03:00 <Doodle> you can get tobacco flavour
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahahaha
03:00 <smashmouse> answer
03:00 <smashmouse> that's the deal
03:00 <ShadowLurker> maurice likes the cock flavour
03:00 <smashmouse> y do we come on chat
03:00 <Doodle> you can get that
03:00 <Maurice> So do you
03:00 <smashmouse> i come on
03:00 <Doodle> cock flavour 16mg nicotine express from china
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> what are you smoking? cock!
04:00 <smashmouse> because i lost somethin
04:00 <Doodle> oh wait thats coke
04:00 <ShadowLurker> ch8nese cock
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
04:00 <Doodle> i have coke flavour in the drawer next to me
04:00 <Maurice> Be the size of a smoke
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
04:00 <Doodle> and peach, lemon, green tea black tea etc
04:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
04:00 <Doodle> chocolate
04:00 <Doodle> coffee
04:00 <ShadowLurker> mull ecig
04:00 <smashmouse> ShadowLurker I wish we could be cool again
04:00 <faux> SHAWKLET
04:00 <Doodle> SHAWKLETTE
04:00 <smashmouse> but ino it wont happen
04:00 <Doodle> hng
04:00 <faux> I wish we wozkewlmang
04:00 <Serenity> bed ruuules
05:00 <Doodle> i wish i was in bed
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> vape it to the head
05:00 <Maurice> I wish lots of things but bed isn't one of them
05:00 <Doodle> sex?
05:00 <Maurice> Thats up there
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <Doodle> has your bed got like bedknobs on it
05:00 <faux> Goodnight 
05:00 <Serenity> i wish I was in mauricio
05:00 <Serenity> aahah
05:00 <Maurice> It does not :(
05:00 <Doodle> ninis fauxypoos
05:00 <Doodle> aww
05:00 <Maurice> Oh my
05:00 <Doodle> pity
05:00 <faux> :*
05:00 <Serenity> night
05:00 <Maurice> Strap on love ftw
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
05:00 <ShadowLurker> winning
05:00 <Doodle> i wish i was in Serenity in Maurice
06:00 <Maurice> This is like a turducken
06:00 <Serenity> id rail u 4 dayz
06:00 <Doodle> looool
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
06:00 <ShadowLurker> yiu know what comes next doodle
06:00 <Doodle> yes :(
06:00 <Doodle> as soon as i hit enter
06:00 <Serenity> lolll
06:00 <Doodle> i knew you would hit enter
06:00 <Doodle> .
06:00 <ShadowLurker> i wish i was in doodle in serenity in maurice
06:00 <Maurice> It'd be a Sermaudle
06:00 <Doodle> LOL
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <sludge> that's sexy
06:00 <smashmouse> hah
07:00 <smashmouse> my mum
07:00 <Serenity> i don't like this game anymore
07:00 <smashmouse> is not my mum
07:00 <smashmouse> anyone else adopted?
07:00 <Doodle> yes
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> next?
07:00 <smashmouse> Doodle?
07:00 <Doodle> my real parents are rich and miss me and cant find me
07:00 <smashmouse> u r?
07:00 <Doodle> :(
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
07:00 <smashmouse> i am
07:00 <Maurice> Doodle is Joe Dirt
07:00 <smashmouse> my brother isnt
07:00 <Doodle> ITS DIRTE
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> with a cute lil mullet
08:00 <Doodle> only on my balls
08:00 <Doodle> long at the back
08:00 <Maurice> I just watched that tonight
08:00 <Serenity> looool
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fancy
08:00 <Maurice> I like at the end how he gets dreds
08:00 <smashmouse> k i thought i was
08:00 <Doodle> business in the front
08:00 <ShadowLurker> dee err teeyyy
08:00 <smashmouse> like
08:00 <smashmouse> i was serious
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanted to see the 2nd one
08:00 <Doodle> my cousin is adopted, we all knew before he did
08:00 <Doodle> cos he is the only ranga in the family
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <Maurice> Oh hey, I have one of those cousins
08:00 <smashmouse> oh
09:00 <Maurice> I better let her know
09:00 <smashmouse> kk
09:00 <Doodle> but in his defence
09:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
09:00 <Doodle> he has more hair than all the rest of us
09:00 <smashmouse> my mate
09:00 <smashmouse> josh
09:00 <smashmouse> another
09:00 <Doodle> loool Maurice
09:00 <smashmouse> killed himself coz of it
09:00 <Doodle> cos he was adopted?
09:00 <Maurice> Nah, ranga
09:00 <smashmouse> ino my mumisnt my mum
09:00 <Doodle> LOL
09:00 <Doodle> oh god
09:00 <Doodle> it is too damn late for this
10:00 <smashmouse> so im not really welsh
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is NOTHING wrong with rangas 
10:00 <Maurice> No, it's just too early for this
10:00 <Doodle> i didnt say there was kate
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> so they might steal your soul
10:00 <Doodle> except they are slow to put the FUCKING KETTLE ON
10:00 <smashmouse> im some left on her doorstep
10:00 <smashmouse> :P
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <Serenity> my foot itches
11:00 <Doodle> uh oh
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
11:00 <Serenity> better let me sit on your head
11:00 <Serenity> wee
12:00 <Doodle> who
12:00 <Serenity> u
13:00 <Doodle> ok
13:00 <Doodle> hang on
13:00 <Doodle> :P
13:00 <Doodle> ok i am ready
13:00 <Serenity> haha
13:00 <ShadowLurker> hahah
14:00 <Maurice> Cum collectors at the ready
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <Doodle> lol fu
14:00 <Serenity> ok im going now
14:00 <Serenity> night
14:00 <Doodle> you're such a girl
14:00 <Doodle> nini
14:00 <Maurice> Buhbyeeeee me choco
14:00 <ShadowLurker> screw you guys
15:00 <Doodle> ok i should go too, nothing suss
15:00 <Doodle> nini luvrs o/
15:00 <Maurice> Byeeee
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
21:00 <smashmouse> British^Meat yuo want to just meet some time and you can tell all irc.
21:00 <smashmouse> over done with.
23:00 <smashmouse> hour
24:00 <smashmouse> btw my kid died.
24:00 <smashmouse> if any yall wanna give me shit.
24:00 <smashmouse> Ashton is dead.
25:00 <Maurice> Ffs, stop talking shit all the time and saying people are dead. It's fucking morbid and disgusting of you
26:00 <smashmouse> thanx
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
26:00 <smashmouse> I rooked shit from dan murphys today
26:00 <smashmouse> idc about anythiung
26:00 <smashmouse> nothing
26:00 <smashmouse> idc
27:00 <smashmouse> give me shit
27:00 <smashmouse> GIVE IT
27:00 <smashmouse> plese kill me
28:00 <British^Meat> sorry ponce, i was gaming
28:00 <British^Meat> go back to drugs and drinks, laters
29:00 <smashmouse> my brother called me a freak
29:00 <smashmouse> b1
29:00 <smashmouse> ur kid is alive
30:00 <smashmouse> wonder why ppl r around me
30:00 <smashmouse> not right now
31:00 <smashmouse> 2 things have happened, people blame me and 2 i want to be gone.
31:00 <smashmouse> and all u irc ppl get ur dream come true
33:00 <smashmouse> i got no reason
34:00 <Maurice> Thank fuck
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <simba> lololol
11:00 <simba> shoulda fucked him up 
14:00 <Maurice> Think he fucked himself up
31:00 <Joseph> William and Sparkles rocks.
00:00 <Serenity> [02:52] <aaron> ur time is coming ;)
00:00 <Serenity> lol who does this stuff
00:00 <Serenity> 3am..
01:00 <ShadowLurker> tweakers
01:00 <ShadowLurker> junkies
01:00 <ShadowLurker> pyschos
01:00 <ShadowLurker> plivent
01:00 <Serenity> lol its so weird
02:00 <ShadowLurker> just like telling everyone ppl you know are dead
05:00 <StrykingX> Morning 
05:00 <ShadowLurker> moaning
06:00 <StrykingX> What's going on 
07:00 <Serenity> turbo is shitty the heater isnt on
13:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
24:00 <StrykingX> Poor kitteh
37:00 <faux> Was strykingx that carlosspicyweiner perspn
37:00 <faux> Person
38:00 <StrykingX> Yes lol
38:00 <faux> Lolllllllllll
38:00 <faux> Just realised who you are
38:00 <StrykingX> I'd forgotten that nick
38:00 <faux> That's funny
39:00 <faux> I just thought u were some annoying new person 
39:00 <StrykingX> How did you work that out? 
39:00 <faux> Someone's fb
40:00 <StrykingX> Ah right 
40:00 <faux> Yah
41:00 <StrykingX> Wait.. This nick has no association with fb O.o
41:00 <faux> It was a comment on an old post
41:00 <StrykingX> Or has someone been crying about me on fb? 
41:00 <faux> U commented and someone said your nick
41:00 <StrykingX> Ohhhh
41:00 <faux> No it wasn't a bitching post lol
41:00 <StrykingX> Yeah k
42:00 <StrykingX> Makes a change 
42:00 <faux> Wahhhh I'm in so much pain
42:00 <StrykingX> People love to sook on fb
42:00 <faux> Wanna go back to sleep
42:00 <StrykingX> Me too 
42:00 <faux> Yah they do but this wasn't a sookypost
43:00 <StrykingX> On sleep bit 
43:00 <StrykingX> Why for you in pain
43:00 <faux> Tom is visiting
43:00 <StrykingX> Ah k
43:00 <faux> Aka time of month 
44:00 <StrykingX> Yeah I twigged lol
44:00 <faux> Aka bleeding from my vagina at 6 km per hour
44:00 <faux> Oh
44:00 <faux> Excellent 
44:00 <StrykingX> 6km per hour?! 
44:00 <faux> Rofl
44:00 <StrykingX> How are you even alive?!! 
45:00 <faux> I am woman hear me roar etc
45:00 <StrykingX> Oh no
45:00 <StrykingX> Not another nazi feminist 
45:00 <StrykingX> :/
45:00 <faux> My.neighbours dog is going absolutely spastic like he hasn't shut up for 20 minutes I'm about to to over there and kick his head in 
46:00 <faux> He gets so excited sometimes 
46:00 <faux> CAN U NOT BE HAPPY TODAY 
46:00 <faux> feminazi
46:00 <faux> Who me? 
46:00 <faux> Sif
46:00 <StrykingX> I need to get up but I know my asthma is gonna be all "LOL back to bed" 
46:00 <StrykingX> I sure hope not! 
46:00 <faux> I been up since 7 
47:00 <faux> I.slept in lollll
47:00 <faux> I usually wake up about 6
47:00 <faux>  But my body was like NOPE. 
47:00 <StrykingX> I got up for work but my asthma decided a sleep in was in order 
47:00 <faux> bugger
48:00 <StrykingX> Right.. Time to take on zee asthma
49:00 <faux> Think I'm gonna go downstairs lay on the grass and read my uni shit
49:00 <faux> Adios amigo
49:00 <StrykingX> Cause it was roo logical for me to put the meds next to my bed
49:00 <StrykingX> Have fun
49:00 <StrykingX> Roo = too
01:00 <Serenity> buuurrppp
52:00 <ShadowLurker> dont everyone speak at once
53:00 <anotherirc3r> okay. we won't
59:00 <anotherirc3r> hai
59:00 <StrykerX> ASL bigboi ;D
03:00 <StrykerX> 1400ms lag
03:00 <StrykerX> Irssi must have a bug in it
09:00 <anotherirc3r> anotherirc3r 50/bi/melb baebz
09:00 <StrykerX> Almost too young
09:00 <StrykerX> But I can live with this
09:00 <anotherirc3r> aww
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you guys move to America you can get legally married!
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'd totes support that!
12:00 <anotherirc3r> thx katatonic_kate01
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
12:00 <StrykerX> Hahahah 
12:00 <StrykerX> Deal!
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> can i suggest getting married in vegas? 
16:00 <ShadowLurker> no
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> shot gun / drive through wedding! 
16:00 <ShadowLurker> you may not
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> well i just did!
16:00 <StrykerX> How would it be a shotgun wedding if it's two men?
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> honeymoon in San Fran!
16:00 <StrykerX> lol
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you're both hicks?
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> and hicks have shotguns
17:00 <ShadowLurker> http://dicksbymail.com/
17:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
17:00 <StrykerX> lolol
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> love it
17:00 <ShadowLurker> send a bag of dicks
17:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
18:00 <ShadowLurker> they look delicious
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> like gummibear
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
18:00 <anotherirc3r> yum
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd prefer cockcakes http://i.imgur.com/hzfBo5C.jpg
22:00 <anotherirc3r> nomnom
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/05/07/juicy-fruits/
26:00 <Loof> sup simba, sup realist, sup StrykerX
26:00 <StrykerX> Loof hullo
26:00 <Loof> how's things?
26:00 <StrykerX> Have you fixed your ad on Gumtree?
27:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Loof
27:00 <Loof> nah, what part?
27:00 <Loof> i havent' changed it since
27:00 <Loof> not getting any calls
27:00 <StrykerX> It looks like a scam
27:00 <StrykerX> No offense
27:00 <Loof> nah cool
27:00 <StrykerX> You need to reword it badly.
27:00 <Loof> yeah i'm terrible at that stuff
28:00 <Loof> i think i want to do plugins for the envato market instead
28:00 <Loof> i made one yesterday
28:00 <Loof> waiting for it to be approved
29:00 <Loof> just a simple image flipper
30:00 <StrykerX> Gotta get ya foot in the door
31:00 <Loof> yeah
32:00 <Loof> this is the image flipper wordpress plugin i made: http://nexta.com.au/?page_id=33
33:00 <Loof> very easy to use
33:00 <StrykerX> Simple yet effective
33:00 <Loof> yep
33:00 <StrykerX> Whos that guy with the kid? You?
33:00 <Loof> yeah
34:00 <Loof> me and my little one
34:00 <StrykerX> Ah cool cool
34:00 <Loof> brb cig
35:00 <StrykerX> Sounds good to me
38:00 <anotherirc3r> no cig for you StrykerX
02:00 <ShadowLurker> mmmmm fresh cooked lasagne
24:00 <fawks> povo cunt
24:00 <fawks> with your homemade lasagne
28:00 <Loof> whenever mrdangers mum feels like a cheese sandwich she just gives the old vag a good wipedown with a slice of bread
30:00 <anotherirc3r> gross
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> for all the tea lovers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfR6TUcNOVI !
30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sex + Food: Highloveâ€™s Love Potion Views: 40,658 Uploader: Munchies Uploaded: Jun 24, 2015 Duration: 10m27s Rating: 2.68
36:00 <British^Meat> thats Loof all over...
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop complaining about people you buck toothed pom!
39:00 <British^Meat> lol
39:00 <British^Meat> speaking of cooked
40:00 <British^Meat> how r u holding up after last night PandasDontDrive?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> BLA BLA BLA BLA go to the dentist.
43:00 <British^Meat> i dont even know what that means
44:00 <British^Meat> its like when u told someone in here to go and get a haircut or dye thier hair. weird
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> Allo govnah!
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> avin a rollickin  ole time mit!
19:00 <TheRon> anybody said BREASTS! yet?
20:00 <StrykerX> No
20:00 <StrykerX> :/
20:00 <TheRon> seems wrong
20:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
20:00 <StrykerX> Feels so unhealthy
20:00 <TheRiddler> back from perth
20:00 <StrykerX> TheRiddler, ASL
21:00 <TheRiddler> 13/f/canada
21:00 <TheRiddler> :p
21:00 <TheRon> StrykerX: it's ASLBS mow
21:00 <TheRon> now
21:00 <TheRiddler> what's BS?
21:00 <TheRon> breast size
21:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <StrykerX> Oh right
21:00 <TheRiddler> thought so
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn hell i click on porn
22:00 <StrykerX> I'll remember this
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> im like oh ye nice tit job play vid
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> bitch is jerkin off
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOLZ
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> *freaks out*
22:00 <TheRiddler> link
22:00 <TheRon> porn should be shared
23:00 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11178346_502373583261085_7930581754968039850_n.jpg?oh=2621c116851da4daede5677dc628649d&oe=5620DBD6&__gda__=1444670218_8e1341a39dab07e6485fb545bf66a1c9
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk i love pasta!
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> the bitches with their faces covered
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> do them in the bum
26:00 <British^Meat> perth exists TheRiddler? i thought it was a myth
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <British^Meat> mileena poison ive kitana wolverine
30:00 <British^Meat> ivy
30:00 <TheRiddler> wtf is natural marriage Tony_Abbott
30:00 <British^Meat> id actually like to go to perth, u never hear about it, just stupid melb and syd
31:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10995664_502373716594405_4941735872196563480_n.jpg?oh=9a6441c492630eed725867793aa9ba13&oe=56324EC4
31:00 <TheRon> i know you do
32:00 <TheRon> he turtled
32:00 <StrykerX> Yup
33:00 <Tony_Abbott> ah ah now look
33:00 <Tony_Abbott> now look
33:00 <Tony_Abbott> ah ah
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_O
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn gay marriage bullshit
35:00 <British^Meat> some about cosplay just really hits a raw nerve with me :/
36:00 <TheRiddler> best guy is liam mcintyre
36:00 <Doodle> 420
37:00 <TheRon> bit early
38:00 <Doodle> fuck all else to do
39:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Alex Gopher - Brain Leech (Bugged Mind Remix).mp3 (10.38MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 11:20)
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> motha fucka cop a bong
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> n EAT
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> n jerk off over al jazeera news
40:00 <ShadowLurker> .
40:00 <Doodle> theres no law against it
42:00 <faux> R u ok panda
42:00 <faux> U seemed broken last night
43:00 <Doodle> dont you want to know if i'm ok faux
43:00 <faux> No
43:00 <Doodle> bitch
43:00 <TheRon> is it that day??
43:00 <faux> Lolll
43:00 <Doodle> :P
43:00 <faux> Ily dewdel
43:00 <Doodle> <3
43:00 <Doodle> what day TheDarkTruth
43:00 <Doodle> TheRiddler
43:00 <Doodle> er
43:00 <Doodle> TheRon
43:00 <Doodle> fkn
43:00 <Doodle> hell
43:00 <faux> TheEveryoneExceptRon
43:00 <Doodle> i got there in the end shut up
43:00 <faux> U
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <faux> Can u cook me something pls
44:00 <TheRon> RUOK day
44:00 <faux> I wanna eat the earrh
44:00 <faux> Earth
44:00 <Doodle> oh
44:00 <faux> But I cbf
44:00 <Doodle> i dont have any earth
44:00 <faux> Oh
44:00 <faux> How about Uranus 
44:00 <faux> Losloelsozloeloo
44:00 <Doodle> ehehueu
44:00 <faux> Just grossed myself out
44:00 <faux> I'd never eat ass
44:00 <faux> EVER
44:00 <Doodle> its ok once you get a taste for it
44:00 <faux> yuck pps
45:00 <faux> Pls
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <faux> I imagine a stray poo particle
45:00 <Doodle> god lol
45:00 <Doodle> gag
45:00 <Doodle> die
45:00 <faux> Rofl
45:00 <faux> Instant regrets
45:00 <Doodle> how did my life become this
45:00 <faux> Bet u don't have a taste for it now do 7
45:00 <faux> U*
45:00 <Doodle> i might
46:00 <faux> Can u take a pic of yr eyeball for me
46:00 <Doodle> but i cant think about eating ass i have to apply for jobs
46:00 <Doodle> my what
46:00 <faux> I wanna compare it to mine
46:00 <Doodle> why
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <faux> Loll
46:00 <faux> I have these weird veins
46:00 <faux> Today
46:00 <Doodle> yeah
46:00 <faux> And im eaking out
46:00 <Doodle> all eyeballs have veins
46:00 <faux> Fr*
46:00 <Doodle> i inject heroin into mine
46:00 <faux> Yea but mine aren't usually this visible
46:00 <faux> Rofl
46:00 <Doodle> its age luv
46:00 <faux> Every eyeball I Google looks photo shipped to death
47:00 <faux> So I want one straight from da saucepan
47:00 <faux> Aka the source
47:00 <Doodle> i have veins on my eyeballs and they have been scanned and shit
47:00 <Doodle> theyre healthy
47:00 <faux> Are they super visible
47:00 <Doodle> yep
47:00 <faux> My eyeballs are usually white as heck
47:00 <faux> Today they're super veint
47:00 <faux> But I've been rubbing them heaps
47:00 <Doodle> well
47:00 <faux> I think I broke em
47:00 <Doodle> you know rubbing it just makes it worse
48:00 <faux> Hot
48:00 <Doodle> and hot
48:00 <faux> Eheh
48:00 <faux>  I'm a major hypochondriac 
48:00 <faux> Google told me my eye had a stroke
48:00 <Doodle> i'm a general hypochondriac
49:00 <faux> And now I'm gonna cry a little
49:00 <Doodle> which means i outrank you
49:00 <faux> Well a little more
49:00 <Doodle> :(
49:00 <faux> Lmao
49:00 <TheRon> i outdrank
49:00 <faux> Pics
52:00 <TheRon> so if you want it, come and get it, for crying out loud
55:00 <TheRon> pick the storm tonight??
20:00 <Doodle> 420
20:00 <TheRon> take me to church
20:00 <Taco> TheDoRonRonRon TheDoRonRon
21:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f5A4DnGtis
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: CharliÂ XCXÂ - FamousÂ [OfficialÂ MusicÂ VideoÂ YTMAs] Views: 5,632,506 Uploader: officialcharlixcx Uploaded: Mar 23, 2015 Duration: 3m54s Rating: 4.54
22:00 <TheRon> taco with chicken?>
23:00 <Taco> I swear Pieter is mocked in that music video
23:00 <ShadowLurker> dont say his name
24:00 <ShadowLurker> hell appear behind you
24:00 <TheRon> i htought pieter was in the paranoid android clip
24:00 <ShadowLurker> used to be a fucking pineapple
24:00 <TheRon> i dare you to say Pieter into a mirror three times
25:00 <Doodle> lolol
25:00 <TheRon> hows the 420
26:00 <Taco> I just did it and I appeared to be injecting heroin
26:00 <Doodle> gr8 thx
26:00 <TheRon> damn
29:00 <TheRon> paranoid android just keeps going doesn't it
32:00 <TheRon> where were you when we were getting high
34:00 <British^Meat> while...
34:00 <TheRon> that too
44:00 <ShadowLurker> Doodle
44:00 <ShadowLurker> i found that thing you were looking for
44:00 <realist> Hello all.
44:00 <ShadowLurker> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/USB-Hole-Warmer-Heat-Applicable-Female-Love-Stimulated-Massage-Stick-Toys/221731201442?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140106155344%26meid%3Db3a8fef12b034f5296a529268296d013%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D331494448735&rt=nc
44:00 <ShadowLurker> woah
44:00 <British^Meat> :)
44:00 <British^Meat> how tiny is that cord?
44:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
46:00 <realist> I would not insert anything electrical into my body, let alone something made in China.
47:00 <ShadowLurker> it says it for prewarming your friday night toy
47:00 <realist> Anyone remember the Chinese iPhone charger that caused death by electrocution?
47:00 <realist> ShadowLurker: I wonder what's a friday night toy?
48:00 <ShadowLurker> you despo fucks know
48:00 <ShadowLurker> you all have one
52:00 <realist> ShadowLurker: also, that was nowhere in the description
53:00 <realist> However, I think I know what you're talking about now.
55:00 <TheRon> but i'm talking about Shaft
55:00 <milk> would you insert Raiden?
55:00 <TheRon> John Shaft
55:00 <milk> too much magic bus
00:00 <Taco> https://www.facebook.com/ernestochavanaoficial/videos/1112520985431841/
07:00 <Doodle> ShadowLurker i was looking for no such thing
07:00 <Doodle> the one i was looking for was way bigger
09:00 <ShadowLurker> oh right you wanted the black model
10:00 <Doodle> the clarence
10:00 <TheRon> the rabbit?
11:00 <Doodle> no not rabbit
11:00 <Doodle> i'm not gay
11:00 <TheRon> each to their own
11:00 <ShadowLurker> the american challenge
13:00 <Taco> I'm having the best 5pm breakfast
13:00 <Taco> whiskey and bacon
14:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKsxPW6i3pM
14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jimmy Eat World - The Middle Views: 16,751,454 Uploader: JimmyEatWorldVEVO Uploaded: Jul 8, 2010 Duration: 2m54s Rating: 4.91
17:00 <Serenity> rob just wanted a good old fashioned double ender
17:00 <Doodle> lol stfu
18:00 <Serenity> hehehe
18:00 <StrykerX> Note the lack of denial
18:00 <StrykerX> Simple "stfu"
18:00 <Doodle> ermergerd derberl ernder
18:00 <Serenity> lol
19:00 <StrykerX> lolol
19:00 <TheRon> i'd rather have a beer
20:00 <Taco> Beer is for girls
20:00 <TheRon> anything other than beer is for poofs
21:00 <Taco> Are you suggesting the Irish, Mexicans & Russians - are all queer?
21:00 <TheRon> some, yes!
21:00 <Taco> Whiskey, Tequilla, Vodka... their national drinks. 
22:00 <TheRon> are you aussie??
22:00 <Taco> I have some irish heritage
25:00 <TheRon> ever used this pick up line " do you consider yourself to be a nautical lass?"
25:00 <TheRon> "good, then perhaps you like to lay there silently while i tickle the little man in the boat"
28:00 <Taco> Hilarious.
29:00 <TheRon> thanks
31:00 <TheRon> you gotta keep em sperarated
34:00 <Taco> Hey! Man you disrespecting me?
34:00 <Taco> Take a bow
45:00 <TheRon> i'll be what i am, a solitary man
01:00 <TheRon> don't stop me now, i'm having such a good time, i'm having a ball
04:00 <Skirmish> I would just like to share with all my internet friends that I am getting an award tomorrow. 
04:00 <Skirmish> AND ... $100. 
04:00 <Skirmish> Winrar. 
06:00 <TheRon> girl....
06:00 <TheRon> you'll be a woman soon
07:00 <TheRon> please come take my hand
08:00 <Skirmish> What movie to watch tomorrow with my boy. Is Ted2 inappropriate for a 14yo? 
08:00 <TheRon> yes
08:00 <TheRon> schindler's list?
08:00 <Skirmish> What makes it inapropriate? 
08:00 <TheRon> it's educational
08:00 <TheRon> crude humour and nudity
09:00 <Skirmish> I think we have schindlers list on Netflix. 
09:00 <Skirmish> I am going to introduce him to SuperTroopers tonight. 
09:00 <Skirmish> I think we might go watch Minions together. 
09:00 <TheRon> starship troopers?
09:00 <Skirmish> Super Troopers.
09:00 <Skirmish> A LIDER A COLA! 
10:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUk-Uqd_7Fc
10:00 <TheRon> the boy with the striped pyjamas would be good for a 14 yo
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Give me a litter a cola Views: 46,039 Uploader: veryshotgun Uploaded: May 10, 2011 Duration: 0m42s Rating: 3.70
12:00 <TheRon> downfall too much for a 14 yo?
12:00 <Skirmish> I don't know what downfall is. 
12:00 <TheRon> hitler in his last days
13:00 <Skirmish> He's interested in History so that would be interesting. 
13:00 <TheRon> a bit of history and learn some german at the same time
13:00 <Skirmish> Our options for tomorrow though are Minions or Ted 2
14:00 <Skirmish> He wanted to see the new Terminator but that doesn't come out until tomorrow. 
14:00 <TheRon> the pianist is a good movie
14:00 <Skirmish> He's going on a camping trip as part of the Duke of Edinburugh scheme. 
16:00 <TheRon> no camp is complete without some porn magazines
18:00 <TheRon> sorry just projecting back to my camps
19:00 <TheRon> four tops - reach out (i'll be there)
23:00 <TheRon> i can still hear you sayin', you will never break the chain
27:00 <Skirmish> There are no chicks with dicks Johnny there are only guys with tits! 
27:00 <TheRon> beyonce - single ladies
28:00 <TheRon> and i like it
33:00 <TheRon> amelia likes air supply
37:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!
38:00 <Fez> here here!
38:00 <Fez> 3 cheers for breasts
38:00 <TheRon> 4
38:00 <Fez> still doesnt sound enough
39:00 <TheRon> three breasts would get five cheers
39:00 <Fez> 3 breasts would get me
39:00 <Fez> i mean
39:00 <Fez> ya'know
40:00 <TheRon> are you giving your number out to 3 breasted women?
40:00 <Fez> when i find one,.. yes
42:00 <Fez> i promise you i wont
42:00 <TheRon> iBiZa knows a tri breasted chick
42:00 <Fez> lies
42:00 <TheRon> he told me
42:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Id love a third breast
42:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Dunno where id put it
43:00 <TheRon> between the other two?
43:00 <Fez> in my face?
43:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hah
43:00 <Fez> i mean hi
43:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hi; ;)
43:00 <Fez> in my hand atleast?
44:00 <TheRon> motorboating three breasts would be awesome
44:00 <TheRon> i'd die happy
46:00 <simba> CATS: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
46:00 <simba> ---------- the internet 2003
46:00 <TheRon> cats still ahead of the power
47:00 <faux> Can someone tell me what movie or whatever "meeeeeatballs" comes from
47:00 <faux> It's hurting my brain 
47:00 <simba> meatballs [2006]
47:00 <TheRon> i say a little prayer for you
47:00 <Loof> got my awesome baggy beanie
47:00 <Loof> it's dark grey
48:00 <milk> https://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.iwastesomuchtime.com%2F526201423169.jpg&key=TCOn9fG6p2gEtNFblKdq1Q
48:00 <Loof> plenty of room for dreds
48:00 <simba> from the moment i wake up
48:00 <simba> before i put on my make up
48:00 <faux> U guys suck
48:00 <simba> 1 of the kareoke jams?
49:00 <TheRon> bacarach is th ebest
49:00 <simba> bless u
49:00 <Loof> yawn
49:00 <simba> the 420 bros are in
49:00 <TheRon> bucket bong?
50:00 <Loof> put my ps3 on ebay for $200 with 10 games
50:00 <Loof> didn't sell
50:00 <Loof> lol
50:00 <simba> 4 how many days
50:00 <TheRon> i've heard chad wingard gets on it
50:00 <Loof> since friday
50:00 <faux> Wingardium leviosa
50:00 <simba> he gets on the pill
50:00 <simba> he finds it every week 
50:00 <TheRon> ice?
50:00 <simba> just the sherrin 
51:00 <Loof> i'll see how much eb will give me tradein on a wii u
51:00 <TheRon> i am.....i said
52:00 <Loof> never getting my schizo injection in the butt again
52:00 <Loof> the whole right side of my body is numb
53:00 <Loof> walking hurts
53:00 <Loof> i'll go back to the shoulder
53:00 <simba> do you have back pains
53:00 <simba> your right back
54:00 <Loof> i fucked my back at my last job
54:00 <TheRon> tonight you're gonna go down in flames, just like jesse james
54:00 <Loof> my own fault
54:00 <Loof> lifting 80kg packages wrong all day
54:00 <faux> I prefer 2 fuk me front
54:00 <faux> Hi lish
54:00 <Lish> Hey
54:00 <TheRon> faux you don't like it from behind?
55:00 <faux> Have u been 28 for 3 yrs
55:00 <faux> Just curious
55:00 <faux> Ew theron
55:00 <Loof> bi curious
55:00 <mr_ducati> hi faux
55:00 <faux> My butt is off limits
55:00 <Loof> theron is so despo
55:00 <TheRon> you didn't want it from the front
55:00 <Loof> he'd fuck your clothesline
55:00 <mr_ducati> lol
55:00 <faux> Like if anyone goes near it other than to slap it ill clench so hard I'd block a missile
56:00 <faux> That's how off limits it  is
56:00 <faux> My clothesline is p sexy
56:00 <Loof> theron that's caoled sexual harrassment these days, it's not the 80s any more
56:00 <TheRon> an arse chastity belt?
56:00 <faux> It's a clothes horse he can ride it
56:00 <faux> Wut no
56:00 <TheRon> watnough?
56:00 <faux> Ye
57:00 <mr_ducati> caoled?
57:00 <TheRon> storm gonna win tonight?
57:00 <ShadowLurker> just cop a fat one
57:00 <Loof> caoled a typo
57:00 <faux> Prob not but I tipped them anyway 
57:00 <Loof> dickcheese
57:00 <mr_ducati> hush nerd.
57:00 <faux> The dumbshit bulldogs are way too pumped
57:00 <TheRon> storm don't lose 3 in a row
57:00 <Loof> nerds rule your ass
57:00 <ShadowLurker> loof has dickcheese
57:00 <Loof> peasant
57:00 <faux> BACK W BELMORE BRO
58:00 <Loof> who cares about football
58:00 <faux> We do
58:00 <faux> Obv
58:00 <Loof> you're a minority these days
58:00 <TheRon> it's for the lovers of life.....and league
58:00 <faux> Does that mean we shouldn't like it
58:00 <Loof> pub entertainment yawnnnnnn
58:00 <Bastardly_One> people like sport
58:00 <Bastardly_One> so what?
58:00 <ShadowLurker> noone does
59:00 <faux> Yeah we're not all bandwagoners like b1
59:00 <Loof> do you play the pokies theron
59:00 <Loof> or tab?
59:00 <Loof> bet u do
59:00 <TheRon> b1 gets off carlton as soon as they lose a few
59:00 <Loof> bastardly_one is a dsp cheat
59:00 <ShadowLurker> loof relax bro
59:00 <Loof> and possibly a p***
59:00 <Serenity> oh fuck me how boring
59:00 <faux> A POOP
00:00 <Loof> lol
00:00 <Serenity> who gives a fuck how you jerks get your money
00:00 <Serenity> honestly
00:00 <TheRon> Serenity carlton played well you should be happy
00:00 <faux> calm ur farm lady
00:00 <Loof> yeah ya sausage meat head
00:00 <Serenity> im sick of reading the same shit though
00:00 <TheRon> Serenity the melbourne storm are playing tonight
00:00 <Serenity> someones a loser someones fat someone is a druggy
00:00 <faux> Just ignore dems
00:00 <Serenity> someones a dsp cheat
01:00 <Serenity> every fucking fay
01:00 <Serenity> lol day
01:00 <Loof> i haven't been on in days
01:00 <Loof> but anyway
01:00 <faux> Read my text I will sooth ur insides
01:00 <TheRon> why can't everybody just have great breasts
01:00 <faux> OoooooooooOOOooooOo
01:00 <Serenity> loof its not just you its everyone every day
02:00 <faux> Lmao
02:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
02:00 <Serenity> god
02:00 <ShadowLurker> good
02:00 <faux> Ling wa walked in
02:00 <TheRon> cameron ling?
02:00 <faux> U TALKING ON INTERNET AGAIN BOY
02:00 <faux> I CUT U
02:00 <TheRon> she has his nuts in a vice
02:00 <faux> Y U DONT GO OUTSIDE AND FIND REAL FRIEND
03:00 <Serenity> hes gonna bury her one day
03:00 <faux> Tbh I think she'll get him first
03:00 <faux> Lol
03:00 <faux> She seems the type to kill you in your sleep
03:00 <Serenity> hahah you're probably right
04:00 <Serenity> poor loof
04:00 <faux> loll
04:00 <faux> The funny thing was
04:00 <faux> He was talking quietly 
04:00 <faux> And she was screaming her head off at him
04:00 <Serenity> how embarrassing lol
04:00 <faux> And she kept saying WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING PUT YOUR VOICE DOWN YOU'LL WAKE THE BABY
05:00 <faux> ..
05:00 <StrykerX> Sounds like a top catch
05:00 <faux> And we were laughing so hard on mute 
05:00 <faux> And their door is squeakt
05:00 <faux> So we knew every time shed walk back in to yell at. Him
05:00 <faux> And we'd shut up
05:00 <Serenity> hahaha
05:00 <faux> And she'd go off again
05:00 <faux> Was nuts
06:00 <Serenity> gosh im glad i wasn't there for that one
06:00 <faux> Nah was funny
06:00 <faux> U TALKING TO THAT SLUT FORKS
06:00 <faux> THAT WITCH
06:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
06:00 <Serenity> hahaha
06:00 <faux> He kept saying they're my friends
06:00 <faux> And she's like
06:00 <Serenity> mm slut forks
06:00 <faux> GO OUTSIDE AND FIND SOMETHING REAL FRIENDS
06:00 <faux> lmao
06:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
06:00 <Serenity> lolll
06:00 <faux> So slack
07:00 <faux> Then she hit him
07:00 <StrykerX> LOL
07:00 <faux> And he's like stop hitting me
07:00 <faux> And we were like
07:00 <faux> Um
07:00 <faux> Call da copz bruh
07:00 <StrykerX> Hitting him over talking to people on skype?
07:00 <StrykerX> Wtf?
07:00 <faux> She doesn't like me
07:00 <faux> Lol
07:00 <StrykerX> Oh
07:00 <Serenity> YOU WITCH
07:00 <faux> And she said he was being loud
07:00 <faux> Which he wasn't 
07:00 <StrykerX> You're slut forks
08:00 <StrykerX> That's right.
08:00 <faux> She saw my pic on Skype that's how she knew it was me she's like u torkin 2 dat slut
08:00 <faux> I'm like can u mail yourself back to China u fucking psychotic cunt 
08:00 <StrykerX> LOL
08:00 <StrykerX> She would've gone into a blinding rage over that
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> no kissin and huggin girl i love ur husband!
09:00 <faux> She was yelling over everything .. If he laughed shed be like SHUT UP U LL WAKE DA BABY
09:00 <faux> So crazy ci swear
09:00 <faux> I*
09:00 <faux> Wb loof
09:00 <StrykerX> Wb Loof
09:00 <Loof> ty
10:00 <Loof> seriously tho, someone should dob Bastardly_One in to centerlink, he said he's been a secretary for 20 years, i want to know ho his medical condition stops him doing that. everyone has emphysema and axiety, how does that stop him doing secrerialy duties again? dsp cheat plain and simple, the worst kind of opportunist, making things worse for us genuine cases
10:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up loof dont wake the baby
10:00 <ShadowLurker> seriously tho loof you should kill yourself
10:00 <StrykerX> The mrs just did a remote shutdown on his computer.
10:00 <faux> Wut lol
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
10:00 <faux> Does loof work 
11:00 <faux> Why is he on b1s case for not wrking
11:00 <StrykerX> He advertises web design services on Gumtree
11:00 <StrykerX> But is on DSP
11:00 <faux> That's lik a fat person telling someone 2 go on a diet
11:00 <faux> Oh ok
11:00 <faux> Kewl
11:00 <faux> Mm
12:00 <StrykerX> DSP allows you to work 8 hours a week anyway
12:00 <realist> You're taking far too much interest in the personal lives of fellow IRC users.
12:00 <StrykerX> I don't see the issue.
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
13:00 <realist> If you get away with scamming the system, you've earned it, in my opinion.
13:00 <faux> nate mate
15:00 <ShadowLurker> did yous know my sisters friends cousins boyfriend died
15:00 <faux> Rip
15:00 <ShadowLurker> nah i didnt say that
15:00 <nate> faux u dirty bumbadoo!
16:00 <nate> i will clean u up:)
16:00 <nate> died of a broken heart?
17:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont do drugs man
17:00 <faux> partay
19:00 <ShadowLurker> something something bong something 
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> i need the princess hair so i can put it on my head
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> then ill be beautiful
20:00 <faux> Sorry 4 ur loss panda
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> thx
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> have kfc taco
22:00 <faux> Is it gross
24:00 <ShadowLurker> have the ben cousins diet. just coke n ice
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah its ok
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
25:00 <partay> faux
30:00 <milk> you leave benny alone
30:00 <milk> he's got demons man
33:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh I know you have a smallish bike about it, I have a new one of my own. I have my phone number is the most of my own 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonjour bitches
35:00 <faux> Bonjour comment cava
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummmm
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> bien, merci
38:00 <faux> Tres bien!
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> comment all allezvous?
39:00 <faux> Fuknsikm8
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol woot
49:00 <Doodle> va sucer un baise
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> o yay Doodle!
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> he has become so much funner lately since he stopped givin a shit about everything XD
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> mwa
51:00 <Doodle> who
51:00 <Doodle> what
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> bernadette is so hot
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> would love to do her in the asshole
53:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11659241_898569906882283_7453985262872271505_n.jpg?oh=dd50855249b7ce22dda85bf65b46bba8&oe=562D8069&__gda__=1445468376_96734c114b2f33f326a6858e2aa19b7e
54:00 <realist> What can I do to legally annoy someone if I only have their name, address, phone number?
54:00 <realist> What can I sign them up for?
54:00 <partay> Doodle is that trents shirt?
55:00 <Doodle> max doughies in the gravel n shit
55:00 <simba> realist u can eat expired cheese and die u venomous swine
55:00 <faux> LOL
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> yum expired cheese
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> any cheez is good cheez!
56:00 <simba> u 2 emo 
56:00 <realist> simba: this is a business that keeps sending me unsolicited mail despite my "No Junk Mail" sign.
56:00 <simba> ok fair enough realist
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba suck a dick and calm down son
56:00 <simba> if its a business go for it
57:00 <simba> sign em up 4 quit packs
57:00 <realist> I mean, I could report them to authorities and earn them a $1500 fine, but I only want to annoy them, not cause them financial harm
57:00 <simba> say the entire building has a massive tobacco problem
57:00 <simba> call in a bomb threat
57:00 <simba> or bomb them
57:00 <realist> simba: it only looks like a sole trader
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> i say the latter
58:00 <milk> http://i.imgur.com/ir94oEP.jpg
58:00 <realist> eg. ABN only, residential address
58:00 <realist> Not a corporation.
58:00 <partay> dont like outies
58:00 <simba> she better be overage :\
58:00 <realist> Just want to sign them up to something where they'll receive either annoying phone calls, postal mail, or both.
59:00 <simba> u have to go digital now man
59:00 <milk> yeah and have every eunuch in the country screw u for your last cent
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh doodle, i have some tea for you - i just have to find it
59:00 <faux> ~What Am I Now~
00:00 <milk> I'm in spiralling debt
00:00 <Doodle> pussayyyy tea
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda
00:00 <Doodle> awes
00:00 <thestig> milk atleast you wont have to pay savings and bank deposit tax
01:00 <thestig> be possitive 
01:00 <milk> eunuchs have been charging me magic numbers, now I cant pay off my debt
01:00 <Loof> i could live on these Banh mi thit (viet bbq pork and salad rolls)
01:00 <realist> Although, I see you're all just as creative as me. (Not very)
01:00 <thestig> dooodllwwww
01:00 <Loof> http://www.sbs.com.au/food/recipes/banh-mi-thit
01:00 <thestig> eee
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://munchies.vice.com/videos/sex-food-highloves-love-potion 
01:00 <Doodle> sup g
01:00 <realist> Loof: wasn't here earlier to say "hi"
01:00 <thestig> not much hows u
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> so, you can make me some tea now, and all the other ladies :P
01:00 <Loof> lol no worries man
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks :D
02:00 <Doodle> so its sex tea
02:00 <milk> I'm about $400 from going back to Germany
02:00 <realist> Loof: also, I think most people in Melbourne know what a Banh Mi is
02:00 <Doodle> good thx thestig
02:00 <Loof> yeah true realist
02:00 <Doodle> getting chewed out on skype
02:00 <Doodle> not in a good way
02:00 <Doodle> but otherwise good
02:00 <thestig> by who lol
02:00 <Doodle> some chick
02:00 <realist> Loof: knowing where to get a good one is a different story :-)
02:00 <ShadowLurker> yall motherfuckers need jesus
02:00 <Loof> my wife knows a place
02:00 <Loof> they rule
03:00 <milk> safety in numbers
03:00 <realist> ShadowLurker: Jesus thinks you're a cunt.
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> chewed out …. lolz
03:00 <thestig> that sucks
03:00 <milk> too many people, no one doing any work
03:00 <ShadowLurker> jesus can think that
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> god is dead
03:00 <ShadowLurker> i know im a cunt
03:00 <Doodle> long live dog
03:00 <Loof> and so are you
03:00 <thestig> cunts are useful 
03:00 <smashmouse> yea
03:00 <smashmouse> to spoof in
03:00 <thestig> if women didn't have cunts men would throw rocks at them 
03:00 <smashmouse> but dont accidently pee in one
03:00 <smashmouse> AND TITS
03:00 <milk> well you can be condescending, but I kill most of the eunuchs here for you
04:00 <ShadowLurker> loof gets upset and quits before he rages and ling hears him and bashes him for being a pussy
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
04:00 <milk> you'll be like india within about 50 years if I leave
04:00 <realist> I like how Loof leaves without telling us where to get a good Banh Mi
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> ling ling!
04:00 <thestig> kate got your vibrator out again?
04:00 <thestig> rolling the eyessss
04:00 <Doodle> u 4got your bling bling
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. i've always got my vibrator out
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> it gives great massages 
05:00 <faux> You're sposed 2 put it in
05:00 <Doodle> ehehe
05:00 <thestig> SNART
05:00 <faux> In your snart
05:00 <thestig> loll
05:00 <realist> faux: snart?
05:00 <faux> LOL
05:00 <realist> That's a new one.
05:00 <thestig> your snart
05:00 <thestig> is 
05:00 <thestig> dripping
05:00 <thestig> wet
05:00 <Doodle> .
05:00 <faux> yes
06:00 <realist> faux: also, since when was it mandatory to "put it in"
06:00 <faux> It's German for Vagina 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you ever had sex stig ?
06:00 <thestig> lolol
06:00 <thestig> kate no
06:00 <thestig> still a virgin
06:00 <realist> faux: I speak German, and it's still a new one for me.
06:00 <Doodle> whatttttt
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> I didn't think so, carry on
06:00 <Doodle> yeah
06:00 <thestig> unless a vaccuum counts
06:00 <faux> Loooool
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd… i speak german 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
06:00 <Doodle> die scheide
06:00 <faux> People are so literal
06:00 <faux> It's funee
06:00 <faux> Fahneeèeeee
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm coming back with a new nick and completely different story
07:00 <Doodle> der schoss
07:00 <faux> That's Dutch 4 funny
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> like….
07:00 <thestig> hitler did nothing wrong
07:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
07:00 <Doodle> bae is dutch for shit
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm a modle
07:00 <Doodle> btw
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> bi sexual
07:00 <Doodle> 'jus me n my bae'
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> doube z boobs
07:00 <ShadowLurker> you should come back pretending to be a housmate saying youre dead
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a penis
07:00 <ShadowLurker> thatll work
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> YUS
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll be like kate gave me her nick
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> she dies
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> died
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> what can my nick be
08:00 <realist> katatonic_kate01: you're amused by the strangest of things.
08:00 <thestig> she is strange
08:00 <Doodle> SweatyMcTitgutter
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, totes
09:00 <thestig> VinegarTitsKate
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm amused by the stories that are told here
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> they make me laugh a lot
09:00 <thestig> i had sex with a ghost once
09:00 <realist> katatonic_kate01: I think you should take up a better hobby.
09:00 <Doodle> thestig did you feel her boooooooooobs
10:00 <thestig> loll
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> it would have been a male doodle
10:00 <thestig> yas
10:00 <Doodle> oh
10:00 <Doodle> lawd
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
10:00 <thestig> lol here comes kate the homophobe
10:00 <Doodle> o/`
10:00 <realist> thestig: you mean like Ray in Ghostbusters?
10:00 <thestig> cant get any so every male is gay
10:00 <Doodle> gay powa
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> how am I being a homophobe?
11:00 <Doodle> stop it
11:00 <faux> Good joke
11:00 <faux> A+ Dad
11:00 <realist> thestig: I thought kate was married?
11:00 <Doodle> lmao stfu faux
11:00 <Doodle> so mean
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> here we fucking go
11:00 <faux> No u
11:00 <simba> thestig is the oldest troll on austnet literally hes 58
11:00 <Doodle> oh
11:00 <Doodle> kay
11:00 <thestig> her old irc profile says she is married to
11:00 <realist> Oh, ipso facto, no sex.
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ simba 
11:00 <simba> married to who
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> Dr who?
11:00 <thestig> simba where is my spell checks
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> my old profile
11:00 <realist> simba: how should I know?
12:00 <realist> I've just seen kate mention her husband
12:00 <thestig> one day i will meet simba, being 58 i like to feed pigeons and so does simba
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> and realist?
12:00 <Doodle> i like to feed pigeons
12:00 <Doodle> to my cat
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics
13:00 <realist> thestig: is that a euphemism for masturbation?
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i thought it was code for wanking...
13:00 <realist> katatonic_kate01: same.
13:00 <Doodle> gross
13:00 <simba> thestig your sentences read like beeehhs dude honestly
13:00 <faux> Pics
13:00 <Doodle> never
13:00 <faux> Sif never
13:00 <realist> katatonic_kate01: I was defending you agaist thinking every male was gay.
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics anyways 
13:00 <Doodle> i've retired
14:00 <Maurice> Doodle uses pigeons to send msgs
14:00 <thestig> simba nice puncuation 
14:00 <realist> simba: I thought Doodle was beh?
14:00 <Doodle> wtf
14:00 <faux> Um
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle isn't black and gay
14:00 <thestig> simba you probably are obsessed with beeehh
14:00 <faux> Rofl
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
14:00 <Doodle> only below the waits kate
14:00 <Maurice> And he's literate
14:00 <realist> Doodle: no offence, but you type very similarly.
14:00 <Doodle> *waist
14:00 <Maurice> Except for that..
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH MY
14:00 <faux> puncuation
14:00 <Doodle> we type similarly?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> reckon you could put tanning product on your cock doodle?
14:00 <faux> How the fuck does doodle type like bèehh
15:00 <Doodle> i dont mention random bullshit like politics and immigration etc
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> I mean you don't use it that much
15:00 <smashmouse> fart smells sooo good
15:00 <Doodle> mean
15:00 <smashmouse> i wish u could all smell it with me <3
15:00 <Doodle> you're all cunts
15:00 <faux> Excuse me
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup!
15:00 <realist> Doodle: I get it, you're not beh
15:00 <faux> Wtf is beh
15:00 <Maurice> Doodle, just start typing random things about a country you don't live in
15:00 <Maurice> Then you can be like him
15:00 <realist> Excuse me, but I don't spend *all* my time on IRC
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> only 95%?
16:00 <faux> Ders a beh in deh and a cheh as well 
16:00 <realist> faux: that person claiming to be from Myanmar
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ faux
16:00 <faux> Open wide cum inside it's playschool 
16:00 <faux> Plehschel
16:00 <faux> You mean beehhh
16:00 <faux> Lol
17:00 <realist> faux: probably, I'm not obsessed enough to remember how their nick is spelled.
17:00 <simba> <realist> simba: I thought Doodle was beh? - lol 
17:00 <simba> Doodle he owned u
17:00 <faux> I don't spend *all* my time on irc you know! I also have a fb account gosh! 
17:00 <simba> i have youtube, twitter, facebook
17:00 <Dugnuts> who wants to come do my dishes for me?
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <realist> I don't even have facebook, I have a life.
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
17:00 <Doodle> said on irc
17:00 <Doodle> .
17:00 <simba> i have neither
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
18:00 <realist> Doodle: yeah, since 1989
18:00 <smashmouse> Islamic_Kate
18:00 <smashmouse> lolz
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> you haven't had a life since then?
18:00 <Serenity> ugh lol
18:00 <faux> Lmao
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i'm islamic 
19:00 <faux> Why do people come on here and try so hard t convince everyone they have a life
19:00 <faux> We all do 
19:00 <faux> You're not special 
19:00 <anotherirc3r> I don't :(
19:00 <anotherirc3r> have a life I mean
19:00 <amelia> er today i went disney land
19:00 <thestig> alohaaa snackbarr
19:00 <amelia> den i saw a fashion show
19:00 <Serenity> cause its impooortant
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> and den
19:00 <realist> faux: I was having a dig at social media being the opposite of social.
19:00 <amelia> and den we went paris omgsofun
19:00 <Serenity> that we know they have a life
20:00 <smashmouse> k guys if u could b a chick for a day wot would teh first thing u do be?
20:00 <smashmouse> ?me would anal herself
20:00 <anotherirc3r> lol why?!
20:00 <Doodle> are you on drugs
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL
20:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
20:00 <faux> Like when pudding or kitty said I don't paint cos I don't change my nick to faux(painting)
20:00 <Maurice> Doodle, don't be so silly
20:00 <Maurice> That vortex
20:00 <realist> sonder - n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own
20:00 <Serenity> when do you eveb paint
20:00 <faux> Soz ill just change my nick every time I breathe 
20:00 <Serenity> goddd
20:00 <Serenity> like never
20:00 <Doodle> ok
20:00 <Maurice> She'd suck the museum into her
20:00 <smashmouse> fauxbreathing
20:00 <faux> Faux (typing)
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus gay marriage is legalised and all the gays come out of the closet
21:00 <DoodleShower> :/
21:00 <Maurice> (he's gone to jerk off)
21:00 <DoodleShower> its not the same
21:00 <DoodleShower> and
21:00 <faux> Kate wants a doodleshower
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas
21:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00 <Doodle> filth
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you blame a gal?
21:00 <realist> katatonic_kate01: marriage equality is still the exception rather than the norm.
21:00 <SerenityDoodlesshower> huhuhu
21:00 <faux> U left sez in there alone
21:00 <faux> How rude
21:00 <Doodle> i dont change my nick anymore when i do stuff i just go
21:00 <Serenity> i scared him off
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you're telling me tis because?
21:00 <Serenity> :(
21:00 <Doodle> its not like anyone gives a fuck
22:00 <realist> katatonic_kate01: because you sound homophobic
22:00 <Maurice> I used to leave my nick on the bnc as NotHere even when I was actively typing
22:00 <Maurice> So therefore, was I not really here?
22:00 <amelia> realist shes not homophobic
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH totally homophobic realist "|
22:00 <amelia> shes jus a cunt
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
22:00 <smashmouse> puttin ur nick on an obvious away looks stupid
22:00 <smashmouse> smashmoush(atthemovies)
22:00 <realist> amelia: wasn't claiming that she was, just that it's how I perceived her comment
22:00 <Maurice> Shouldn't you be off planning a funeral
22:00 <faux> I don't think any of us do except b1 cos he tries the hardest to convince us he's not on irc 
22:00 <faux> Oh and British meat tells us when the meat is out and in
22:00 <smashmouse> lolz
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> wants the meat out
23:00 <Serenity> its like a kinky hokey pokey
23:00 <Maurice> He's the hokey pokey of the meat world
23:00 <Maurice> HA
23:00 <smashmouse> realist i think everythin amelia says is some kinda sexual context ;)
23:00 <Serenity> Lol
23:00 <realist> Maurice: most clients have an /away command
23:00 <Maurice> Thats fantastic news
23:00 <faux> Lmao
23:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaa
23:00 <Maurice> I'll put it in next weeks newsletter
23:00 <faux> Johnny Bravo
23:00 <realist> smashmouse: she'll be glad when sex becomes an Olympic sport
24:00 <faux> Maurice: hello
24:00 <amelia> i love the word glad
24:00 <smashmouse> then ill watch the olympics!
24:00 <smashmouse> *fapfap*
24:00 <faux> Maurice: cannot wait to read the newsletter
24:00 <Serenity> im on s4 of gossip girl witchfork
24:00 <faux> Maurice: I am addressing u
24:00 <Maurice> It's gonna be a juicy one this week
24:00 <faux> Lmaoooo witchfork
24:00 <faux> Fuck already 
24:00 <Maurice> Away nicks, which servers are best, best ChanOP jokes
24:00 <faux> You are insane
25:00 <faux> What has it been a week
25:00 <Serenity> i dunno
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <faux> Woweeŕ
25:00 <Serenity> i left it running on Saturday and it played through like 8 eps without me
25:00 <Serenity> so had to go back
25:00 <faux> Omg noo
25:00 <faux> Oh
25:00 <faux> Good
26:00 <Serenity> i just wanna bang chuck
26:00 <faux> I just burped for like 17 seconds
26:00 <thestig> i like to sing
26:00 <faux> Nu rekord
26:00 <Maurice> thestig is Justine Clarke
26:00 <faux> Just one snart
26:00 <faux> Justine*
26:00 <realist> faux: charming.
26:00 <thestig> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV_I-6BvGCM
26:00 <Serenity> thestig loves watermelon
27:00 <thestig> I AINT NO KNEE GROW
27:00 <Maurice> I love, you love, watermelon
27:00 <Maurice> I hate that song
27:00 <Skirmish> Just watched Super Troopers with Ethan. He loved it. 
27:00 <Skirmish> He's walking around saying 'I WANT A LIDER OF COLA'
27:00 <Serenity> lol
28:00 <faux> Kick him in the throat he'll stop
28:00 <Serenity> looool
28:00 <thestig> faux thats evil
28:00 <thestig> but snart
28:00 <faux> Soso snart
28:00 <anotherirc3r> efficient
28:00 <Skirmish> what the fuck is snart. 
29:00 <thestig> omg 
29:00 <Serenity> sneeze farrt?
29:00 <Doodle> dont get them snarted 
29:00 <Serenity> -r
29:00 <faux> Lmaoo
29:00 <Maurice> Burp snart
29:00 <faux> Snart is from the flash
29:00 <Serenity> something incredibly gay
30:00 <faux> U R
30:00 <thestig> OMG SEZZ
30:00 <Serenity> what!
30:00 <realist> https://igcdn-photos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t51.2885-15/11377674_835822549829599_325478217_n.jpg
30:00 <realist> What about those watermelon?
30:00 <thestig> sezz r u twiztid?
31:00 <Serenity> am i what
31:00 <Skirmish> http://giantgag.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/catellite-dish.jpg
31:00 <smashmouse> man i love tits
31:00 <smashmouse> SHE HAS NO TITS
31:00 <partay> who set off my highlight?
32:00 <anotherirc3r> lol Skirmish
32:00 <Maurice> http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BEQ8xp0CYAARuAA.jpg:large
32:00 <partay> someone said tits
32:00 <anotherirc3r> omg Maurice!
32:00 <smashmouse> how about THESE watermelons http://i58.tinypic.com/dy8vf5.jpg
32:00 <anotherirc3r> ouch :/
32:00 <smashmouse> ;) realist
32:00 <smashmouse> ehehehehe
32:00 <faux> Lmao
32:00 <faux> Maurice is talented
34:00 <realist> smashmouse: do you know them?
35:00 <smashmouse> nah
35:00 <smashmouse> some ho off a porn site
35:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/1228560930488.jpg  <---- What about this watermelon.
35:00 <realist> Was hoping to find out more about that tattoo.
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ skirish
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops
36:00 <ashleighxtrinity> the cat is saving its life
36:00 <smashmouse> LOL
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/dc/6e/b8/dc6eb88249d343fdbbb8d4222c014bd3.jpg <--- apparently they cost $500 bucks
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever happened to slices of watermelon at a baby shower :|
38:00 <thestig> just cause they are black doesnt mean they all like watermelon 
38:00 <realist> Skirmish + ashleighxtrinity = actual LOL
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> or fried chicken...
38:00 <simba> hes a stud realist watch and learn from the king
39:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <realist> simba: who is a stud?
39:00 <simba> that nigga 
39:00 <realist> katatonic_kate01: slices of watermelon are a baby shower tradition?
41:00 <Skirmish> I got the 'you're a terrible parent' look in Woolworths tonight. In the soft drink aisle and I say to Ethan 'Get me a bottle of ginger beer' to which he replies 'I will get you a bottle of aids'. I then say to him 'It's not African juice' and notice a woman is giving me the look. 
42:00 <realist> Why would he say "bottle of aids"?
42:00 <simba> lopl
42:00 <Skirmish> Because he doesn't like the taste. It tastes like aids. 
42:00 <anotherirc3r> hai simba
42:00 <realist> Oh, gotchya.
42:00 <simba> hi simba
43:00 <simba> hows simba 2
44:00 <anotherirc3r> good dear
44:00 <Loof> son you can play xbox one exclusives on pc
44:00 <Loof> soon
44:00 <Loof> when windows 10 comes out for xbox one and pc
45:00 <simba> good, i cant wait to play........
45:00 <realist> Well, the chance of having AIDS in sub-saharan Africa are worse than losing Russian Roulette.
45:00 <simba> .......................
45:00 <simba> that 1 game they have............
45:00 <realist> So I guess you had a point.
45:00 <Loof> lol yeah true
45:00 <simba> quick gimmie 1.....
45:00 <simba> HALO.... 8?
45:00 <Loof> i don't know much about xbox
45:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
45:00 <simba> GTA.... HD.... 2?
45:00 <simba> Project Fish?
45:00 <Loof> just saying there's no need at all to get an xbox one now
45:00 <Loof> ever
45:00 <simba> unless u want me n Loof to bash u
46:00 <Loof> i'm thinking of selling all my consoles and spending it on wii u and 3ds
46:00 <Loof> fuck sony
46:00 <anotherirc3r> I want you to bash me simba
46:00 <Loof> they appear to have taken media playing off ps3 and put it on ps4 now
47:00 <Loof> with the last update the media playing option seems to have dissapeared
47:00 <Loof> couldn't find that shit
47:00 <simba> consider u bashed!!
47:00 <simba> wtf
47:00 <simba> thats so mental
47:00 <simba> de-upgrade
47:00 <simba> update 2 downgrade
48:00 <simba> that is classic sony
48:00 <anotherirc3r> k thx baebz
48:00 <Loof> nintendo > pc > ps4 > ......... > atari 2600 > xbox one
48:00 <smashmouse> 7up is so good
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
49:00 <smashmouse> and that makes no sense Loof
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope - sprite is the best.
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> the end.
49:00 <Loof> sprog
49:00 <smashmouse> oer sprite!
50:00 <simba> gcn > ps2 > pc > n64 > snes > psx > gba > ETC
50:00 <smashmouse> lol
50:00 <Loof> gcn = gamecube?
51:00 <smashmouse> i want the new microsoft controller for pc and xbox one
51:00 <smashmouse> its 150 bux tho
51:00 <simba> yes
51:00 <Picard> i need to pee
51:00 <Loof> wish i had more weed i'd do some twitch now
52:00 <Loof> oh yeah i figured out how to stop it crashing
52:00 <Loof> i just switched from directx to opengl
52:00 <smashmouse> u stream urself gamin?
52:00 <Loof> left it running for hours no crash
52:00 <simba> sweet
52:00 <Loof> on xenoblade
52:00 <simba> now u can fucken save the world
53:00 <simba> of bionis
53:00 <Loof> yeah lol
53:00 <simba> get some weed tomorrow 
53:00 <simba> OR ELSE
53:00 <Loof> i just got an ounce
53:00 <Loof> but she's hidden it
53:00 <Loof> she just gave me 2 grams
53:00 <Loof> that lasted like an hour lol
54:00 <Loof> i have a few cones left
54:00 <Loof> might do eet
54:00 <simba> christ
54:00 <simba> sniff it out
54:00 <Loof> i'll just convince her i need a gram because i got more work
54:00 <Loof> she knows i cant work straight
55:00 <Loof> i should start resident evil
55:00 <Loof> i downloaded every one there is for gc
55:00 <Loof> but i don't know which one to play
55:00 <Doodle> just tell her to give you your weed
55:00 <smashmouse> no shit
55:00 <simba> start with zero
55:00 <smashmouse> fucken pussy
55:00 <Picard> Doodle, hows the rash?
55:00 <Doodle> then chain her back up to the sink
55:00 <simba> im sure if it was as simple as that it would happen
55:00 <Loof> let me go check if i got it on the storage computer
56:00 <Picard> anyone watching tennis?
56:00 <smashmouse> loof ur a pussy
56:00 <smashmouse> man up and go get your weed and kill the asian bitch
56:00 <Doodle> no
56:00 <Doodle> i wasnt suggesting that
57:00 <smashmouse> and eat her
57:00 <smashmouse> damn
58:00 <Loof> is it called "Resident Evil 0"?
59:00 <simba> Yes
59:00 <Loof> sweet
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.mamamia.com.au/wellbeing/miranda-kerr-anti-vax/
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck
02:00 <Loof> you're actually taking notice of what some bitch says on a site called mamamia?
02:00 <Loof> my god
02:00 <ShiftyTys> Yoo
02:00 <thestig> lol
02:00 <Picard> thestig
02:00 <thestig> picard
03:00 <Doodle> Doodle
03:00 <ShiftyTys> How are we all?
04:00 <Doodle> whats it to you
04:00 <thestig> lol
04:00 <Doodle> why do you want to know
04:00 <thestig> maybe it is a cop
04:00 <Doodle> who are you working for
04:00 <Doodle> maybe
04:00 <Doodle> the NARCS
04:00 <Doodle> the FUZZ
04:00 <ShiftyTys> The fnarcs
05:00 <ShiftyTys> But thats only on alternating Tuesdays.
05:00 <ShiftyTys> Today I'm just a regular guy.
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> has taco changed his name?
05:00 <Doodle> to Tacilda?
06:00 <Doodle> Tacolette?
06:00 <Doodle> Tacolina?
06:00 <simba> Totodile
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> tacoletta 
07:00 <Doodle> ehehehe
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh can you feel it kick in?
07:00 <Doodle> sure can, feel
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just wanna know if it causes erections
07:00 <Doodle> ^
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> most awesome
07:00 <Picard> how are u
07:00 <Doodle> limp
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <ShiftyTys> What's it to you?
07:00 <anotherirc3r> Picard
08:00 <Loof> kate talks about your cock a LOT
08:00 <Picard> anotherirc3r hello
08:00 <Doodle> whos cock
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> because it's a NICE cock
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> duh
08:00 <Picard> show me ya tits
08:00 <anotherirc3r> no dear
08:00 <Loof> your'res
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i talk about cock a lot, regardless ……
08:00 <Doodle> can you blame her
08:00 <Serenity> doodle has a great cock
08:00 <Serenity> to be fair
08:00 <Loof> can you feel the love tonight
09:00 <Doodle> oh god
09:00 <Doodle> can we not do this again lol
09:00 <Serenity> fine
09:00 <Doodle> ty :P
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
09:00 <Serenity> no more cock compliments for you
09:00 <ShiftyTys> Wow
09:00 <Doodle> cockliments
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll take them else where!
09:00 <ShiftyTys> Doodle beat me to it.
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwwww
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> hugs
10:00 <Serenity> sniff
10:00 <Loof> her one tit
10:00 <Doodle> filthy lezzers
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need to watch penny dreadful 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> and have hot lusty sex 
11:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <Loof> will kate ever get what she wants?
12:00 <Loof> tune in for the next ten years to find out
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i always get what I want ;)
12:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <simba> that was good from loof imo
13:00 <simba> kate im like 10000ks away not 10 years ok
13:00 <Doodle> this tea is scalding hot
13:00 <Doodle> hisssssssssss
13:00 <Serenity> he pulls some corkers sometimes
13:00 <faux> Pull a corker out ya butt
13:00 <simba> most times you pull turnips but every once in a while you get a beamsword
14:00 <simba> WOW i wish someone would get that
14:00 <Doodle> we're not all dorks
14:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <simba> yea ok Motor Nerd
14:00 <Doodle> i just look like one
14:00 <Doodle> motor nerd lol
14:00 <Serenity> ohhh speaking of
14:00 <Doodle> term coined
14:00 <simba> lolol
14:00 <Serenity> jeremy richard and james are coming to perf
14:00 <Serenity> yay
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want that one! (the sword(
15:00 <Doodle> sleep with them all for me sezz
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <Doodle> and make richard suffer
15:00 <Serenity> i will give richard the seeing to of his life
15:00 <Doodle> yeh
15:00 <Doodle> attagirl
15:00 <Serenity> hahah
16:00 <Doodle> i watched their last episode before
17:00 <Doodle> i know, pretty exciting hey
18:00 <Serenity> i nedd to see iy
18:00 <Serenity> it
18:00 <Serenity> need.
18:00 <Doodle> lol
18:00 <Doodle> download it
18:00 <Serenity> was it good? did jeremy just take the piss out of the bbc the whole time?
18:00 <Doodle> lol nah he was only in the films
18:00 <Doodle> not presenting
18:00 <Serenity> aw
19:00 <Doodle> it was good tho
19:00 <Doodle> i still came twice
19:00 <Serenity> $100 to go see em.live
19:00 <Serenity> dang
22:00 <thestig> last episode?
22:00 <Doodle> the final one
23:00 <Doodle> aired last night
23:00 <thestig> oh shit
23:00 <Doodle> get onto it stiggy
23:00 <thestig> i hear they going to netflix
23:00 <Doodle> yeh
24:00 <thestig> ya
24:00 <Skirmish> Awesome. 
31:00 <StrykerX> You're talking about TG I'm assuming
31:00 <thestig> yes
32:00 <Israeli> yo fam
32:00 <thestig> syrious?
32:00 <Israeli> NO
33:00 <thestig> why so syria
33:00 <Serenity> so cant wait to see top gear with the new hosts
33:00 <Serenity> said no one ever
33:00 <thestig> oh u so lucky
34:00 <thestig> lol
34:00 <Israeli> Nah
34:00 <Israeli> Fuck new topgear
34:00 <Israeli> It's all about their new show on Netfux
34:00 <Israeli> The new topgear host looks like a douche.
34:00 <thestig> i dont think i will watch the last top gear ep
35:00 <StrykerX> TG will die fast with new hosts
35:00 <StrykerX> Unless it's someone AMAZING
36:00 <Serenity> top gear is clarkson hammond and may
36:00 <Serenity> it will die in the ass
36:00 <Israeli> http://news.images.itv.com/image/file/625498/img.jpg
36:00 <Israeli> The peanut on the left is the new host
36:00 <Serenity> Chris Evans
36:00 <thestig> and tiff needle! 
36:00 <thestig> tiff was cool
37:00 <thestig> According to a report by the UK Mirror, Clarkson and former Top Gear hosts James May and Richard Hammond have all signed on to present a new motoring show for English broadcaster ITV.
37:00 <thestig> Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/jeremy-clarksons-new-itv-show-will-go-head-to-head-with-chris-evans-top-gear-20150629-gi05er.html#ixzz3eRygfkOl
38:00 <Serenity> is that a network
39:00 <thestig> yeh but it hasnt been confirmed yet
39:00 <Israeli> I think it's a toss up between Netflix and ITV isn't it?
39:00 <thestig> hopefully netflix!
39:00 <Israeli> I wonder what's going to happen with The Stig from Topgear?
39:00 <Serenity> netflix would be cool
40:00 <Israeli> Is that mysterious creature going to appear on the new show as well.
40:00 <Skirmish> I remember when I got netflix and cunts here bagged me out. 
40:00 <Skirmish> Now you're all on netflix's dick. 
40:00 <Serenity> be funny if their new show had a stig like character
40:00 <Israeli> Netflix is the bomb
40:00 <thestig> netflix USA is the best
40:00 <thestig> good old vpn
42:00 <thestig> yeh i hated netflix before
42:00 <thestig> now it is hip
42:00 <simba> so ur a hipster
42:00 <Serenity> shadowlurker has baked potato chips lol
43:00 <Israeli> Man, speaking of Hipsters
43:00 <thestig> simba reminds me of christopher
43:00 <thestig> 10 words or less
43:00 <Israeli> I'm playing through GTA V for the fourth thime
43:00 <Israeli> Time*
43:00 <Israeli> And today I went through the bit where Michael is calling Trevor a hipster
43:00 <Israeli> "I HATE HIPSTERS!!"
44:00 <simba> Classic Michael.
44:00 <Skirmish> I had a chick at the bank today tell me I smell nice. Her name was Trudy and I would so do her. 
44:00 <thestig> what did you have on
44:00 <simba> thats 2
45:00 <partay> Skirmish did she also try and sell you insurance?
45:00 <Skirmish> That stuff that looks like a gold brick called one million thestig. 
45:00 <Skirmish> partay. No. 
46:00 <thestig> Paco Rabanne 
46:00 <Skirmish> Yeah that's it. 
46:00 <Skirmish> http://www.chemistwarehouse.com.au/product.asp?id=55181
46:00 <partay> mu old mate paco.
46:00 <partay> paco packs some punch
47:00 <Skirmish> The future mother in law bought it for me for christmas 2 years ago and I thought it was going to be shit but it's quite good. 
47:00 <Skirmish> Before this I used to wear nothing but Joop.
47:00 <Skirmish> Either green or pink.
47:00 <Liinda> i like spicey aftershaves that have sandalwood smells to it
47:00 <partay> joop is stale 
47:00 <ITaL^GuY> Liindaaaaa!
47:00 <thestig> liiinda likes a hard woody smell
47:00 <Liinda> ITaL^GuYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
47:00 <thestig> oh my
48:00 <Liinda> LOL thestig
48:00 <Serenity> jean paul gaultierrrr
48:00 <Liinda> XS is also nice
48:00 <partay> i shouldnt be sharing this.. but if youre looking for a panty dropper Skirmish.. this is the one   http://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Chanel/Allure-Homme-Sport-607.html
48:00 <thestig> edward furlong wears XS
48:00 <Liinda> Allure is nice
49:00 <partay> Liinda knows 
49:00 <Skirmish> It's a nice feeling being told you smell nice. 
49:00 <partay> its $140 for 100 ml  but worth it
50:00 <Serenity> nothing finer than a nice man stink
50:00 <Liinda> Ive had ppl stop me and ask me what perfume im wearing
50:00 <Picard> hookers tend to tell you that Skirmish after you paid, they want a tip. did u tip her?
50:00 <Liinda> my perfume of chouise is Armani code... mmm so beautiful
50:00 <Liinda> *choice
50:00 <partay> lol thats what i wear at the moment 
50:00 <thestig> you wear mans perfume?
51:00 <Liinda> theres a female version stiggy
51:00 <simba> Picard the hookers encyclopedia
51:00 <Picard> partay is gay, he wears his mums perfume
51:00 <partay> pictard u spastic.. the adults are talking 
52:00 <simba> lol
52:00 <Liinda> i remember one guy who had a crush on me in high school, be bought me Vanilla Fields
52:00 <partay> dont you have a cam to bat off to 
52:00 <Liinda> I dont think even my grandmother would wear it
52:00 <simba> Picard u shut ur mouth when people who dont have lil mushroom dicks are talking
52:00 <Picard> i know, that why im hoping u shut up
52:00 <Serenity> i used to wear a jlo perfume all the time and it was beautiful but its hard fkr me to find anymore
52:00 <thestig> he probably stole it off his grandmother
52:00 <thestig> lol jlo
52:00 <Liinda> prolly, it was brand new still - cos she wouldnt wear it
53:00 <thestig> jenny from the block 
53:00 <Liinda> euphoria is nice too
53:00 <Serenity> hey it was bloody expensive when i used to buy it
53:00 <thestig> ebay
53:00 <thestig> how much was it
53:00 <partay> ebay sell knock offs 
53:00 <partay> advice against it 
53:00 <Liinda> strawberrynet Serenity
53:00 <partay> s
53:00 <thestig> z
54:00 <Serenity> my first bottle was $110 last bottle was $5p
54:00 <Serenity> strawberry net doesnt have it
54:00 <Serenity> no one does
54:00 <Liinda> Nawh
54:00 <thestig> 110 is cheap
54:00 <Liinda> which one is it?
54:00 <thestig> i just use jack daniels 
54:00 <Serenity> not for fucking jlo
54:00 <thestig> 750ml
54:00 <Liinda> ewww
54:00 <Doodle> does it smell like taco flavoured kisses sezz?
54:00 <Serenity> it was called Live. but not the blue live
54:00 <Serenity> it was purple
54:00 <Liinda> taco taco burritttooo burrittoooo
55:00 <Serenity> no rob.
55:00 <Liinda> oh Doodle now that song is in my head!!!!!!
55:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Eric Cartman As J. Lo - Taco Flavoured Kisses.mp3 (4.58MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:20)
55:00 <Liinda> altho i normally think of it when Taco is in the room
55:00 <partay> Doodle you should work for CK
55:00 <Liinda> cock?
55:00 <thestig> http://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Jennifer-Lopez/Live-873.html
56:00 <Doodle> i'm already the face of their ugly bogan collection partay
56:00 <partay> i thought you were marketing their "Bitch Magnet' collection
57:00 <thestig> lol
57:00 <Serenity> thats the one stig
57:00 <thestig> that would be a good name for a perfume
57:00 <Doodle> that would explain all the dogs partay
57:00 <Liinda> I hear there's an animal collection... first install is Le Walrus
57:00 <Serenity> i used to get told everywhere i smelled good
57:00 <Doodle> ok going
57:00 <Liinda> LOL x
59:00 <Maurice> I get complimented on my perfume all the time, it's just embarrassing to admit what it is
59:00 <thestig> jacky chan?
59:00 <partay> femfresh
00:00 <Maurice> How did you know, thestig :o
00:00 <Liinda> lol
00:00 <thestig> i just know tings 
00:00 <partay> 4711
00:00 <thestig> 9/11
00:00 <Maurice> Eau de fried rice
00:00 <Liinda> mmm soy
00:00 <thestig> jetfuel in a bottle
00:00 <partay> my granny wore 4711 35 yrs ago 
01:00 <Doodle> i like 4711
01:00 <Liinda> my grandmother used to get Avon perfumes
01:00 <Doodle> its about the only perfume i'm not allergic to
01:00 <Liinda> she had some nice ones, still in original boxes unopened for like 20 years
01:00 <Doodle> original boxes unopened for like 20 years
01:00 <Doodle> teehehe
01:00 <Liinda> lol virgins
02:00 <Skirmish> [21:50] <Picard> hookers tend to tell you that Skirmish after you paid, they want a tip. did u tip her?   <----- I am a handsome man with a witty and charismatic personality. I have no need for hookers. I can however completely understand why you know such things. 
02:00 <thestig> did you open them?
02:00 <thestig> I am a handsome man with a witty and charismatic personality
02:00 <Liinda> Nawh thestig, some she had a coupleo f the same and they were open
03:00 <Liinda> snce she passed ive tried to keep them as keepakes. there's one i found online, and its from overseas (not Avnon) and I saw it at an antique shop forlike $200 and t=it was in crap condition
03:00 <thestig> oh awesome
04:00 <Doodle> sell them all and we'll live in monaco on your perfume money Liinda
04:00 <thestig> keep them as an investment 
04:00 <thestig> lol
04:00 <Liinda> hahaha Doodle
04:00 <Liinda> im gonna research a few of them some more actually.
04:00 <Liinda> my grandmother was good at collectiong things in different countries since she was little
05:00 <Doodle> like 
05:00 <Doodle> men?
05:00 <thestig> does she have any 1930 australlian one pennies?
05:00 <Doodle> who else would buy her all that perfume
05:00 <Doodle> did she stink?
05:00 <Liinda> umm coins, stamps, silver spoons and other stuff
06:00 <thestig> coins and stamps!
06:00 <Liinda> dad is the same, coins, old notes and stamps
06:00 <Maurice> Doodle collects old vaginas and condoms
06:00 <Doodle> i do not
06:00 <Doodle> theyre new vaginas
06:00 <Liinda> only new ones
06:00 <Liinda> lol
06:00 <Maurice> You need to rotate your stock
07:00 <Doodle> well theyre not so new after a few years in the deep freeze
07:00 <Maurice> Frostbite
07:00 <Liinda> Frozen Penis
07:00 <Doodle> no thanks, but thanks for offering
07:00 <Doodle> already got one
07:00 <Liinda> brain freezeeeee
07:00 <Liinda> they have socks for frozen penis'
07:00 <Liinda> >.>
08:00 <thestig> how did it go from coins to stamps to cocks
09:00 <Q{{> made of fantastic four outfit type materials?
09:00 <Serenity> its doodle
09:00 <Serenity> hes cock obsessed
09:00 <ShadowLurker> everything ends up on cocks
09:00 <Doodle> i'm not even here!
09:00 <ShadowLurker> and everyone
09:00 <thestig> http://www.ebay.com/itm/Primal-Mist-Formula-Alpha-Perfume-Lot-2-/191390099381?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2c8fbd27b5
09:00 <thestig> that looks cool
09:00 <Doodle> wait
09:00 <Doodle> not now, bbl
09:00 <Serenity> looool
10:00 <Liinda> lets face it, everything finishes with a cock
10:00 <Q{{> nah it doesnt look cool to me
10:00 <Q{{> i needs to be shape of nudy lady
11:00 <Liinda> $2500 for that?
11:00 <ShadowLurker> doodle i found the right one for you
11:00 <ShadowLurker> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/ManMiao-USB-Hole-Warmer-Heat-Applicable-For-Male-Massage-Toys-/331494448735?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_15&hash=item4d2e9bde5f
11:00 <thestig> liindaa what about this one
12:00 <thestig> http://www.ebay.com/itm/CHANEL-NO-5-Parfum-Spray-900ml-30-4-oz-FL-Sealed-NIB-Baudruchage-/370770245847?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5653a0f8d7
12:00 <thestig> is that a neck massager?
13:00 <Liinda> fuck so expensive
13:00 <faux> Lol 900ml
13:00 <thestig> http://www.ebay.com/itm/Guerlain-Perfume-Organ-Vintage-Very-Rare-Display-Dramming-Bottles-Cologne-1990s-/371154097647?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item566a8215ef
13:00 <faux> Feh
13:00 <thestig> or this
14:00 <ShadowLurker> Maurice
14:00 <ShadowLurker> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/1X-Silicone-Man-Organ-Model-Lady-Stroker-Knead-Climax-Massager-Six-Choices-WS/171821563246?_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109&_trkparms=aid%3D555012%26algo%3DPW.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122130056%26meid%3D983fa82a28c744559e96583d2eb2159e%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D20%26sd%3D171505850893
14:00 <thestig> one
14:00 <thestig> silicon
14:00 <thestig> man organ
14:00 <thestig> snart
14:00 <Maurice> She's a lucky devil
15:00 <Q{{> Liinda, would look nice with just chanel No 5, nothing else
15:00 <Maurice> Now Cam will check ebay and notice the just searched section and buy me 20
15:00 <Liinda> I would?
15:00 <Q{{> would u?
15:00 <Liinda> i dunno
15:00 <fawks> I am a handsome man with a witty and charismatic personality.
16:00 <Q{{> show us ur pic then
16:00 <Q{{> we'll see
16:00 <thestig> maurice has one of these http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Best-Selling-Toys-2015-Male-Sex_60214782351.html
16:00 <thestig> lol fawks
16:00 <Picard> thestig u ok?
16:00 <thestig> I am a handsome man with a witty and charismatic personality.
16:00 <amelia> faux you sound lile a dick m8
16:00 <amelia> like :(
16:00 <Picard> amelia fuck off.
17:00 <amelia> picard you fat pink fuck
17:00 <fawks> u leave her alone u carrot dick 
17:00 <Picard> go blow a dog u slank
17:00 <Picard> skank
17:00 <fawks> slank
17:00 <amelia> fanta pants mother fucker
17:00 <Picard> fawks fuck u
17:00 <fawks> not even if u were disinfected and wrapped in plastic
18:00 <amelia> why did you use a fullstop
18:00 <amelia> does that make it more official
18:00 <Liinda> ppl know what i look like Q{{
18:00 <amelia> or serious?
18:00 <amelia> fuck off, i mean it.
18:00 <thestig> Liinda looks like a princess
18:00 <Liinda> hahaha not really stiggy but thanks x
18:00 <Picard> Liinda is nice
18:00 <Picard> one of the best in here
19:00 <thestig> Liinda you are beautiful dont lie
19:00 <Picard> Liinda can u pick me up at tulla friday?
19:00 <amelia> no picard
19:00 <amelia> no oke can pick you up
19:00 <amelia> fat fuck
19:00 <Picard> amelia fuck off u stupid mole
19:00 <fawks> hire a forklift
19:00 <simba> combined age of 90 frothing up in here if they could theyd have erections right now
19:00 <thestig> loll
19:00 <Liinda> thanks stiggness
19:00 <Serenity> moll
20:00 <Liinda> picard nawh i cant. u in melbs again?
20:00 <Picard> simba u are mouthy tonight. new batch of drugs hey?
20:00 <Picard> yes Liinda i AM
20:00 <fawks> i AM
20:00 <Picard> oops caps
20:00 <fawks> i AM what i AM cos i AM what i wanna be
20:00 <Serenity> FUCK YOU BLAIR CHUCK IS MINE YOUR SLAG
20:00 <Serenity> oops. soz
20:00 <simba> im always on new drugs i mean mouthy
20:00 <thestig> I AM a handsome man with a witty and charismatic personality.
20:00 <fawks> mlao
20:00 <Serenity> bit emotional
20:00 <Liinda> I hate typing emails at work... im on a roll... typing for ages,then I look up, fucken caps lock
20:00 <fawks> sf
21:00 <fawks> gr
21:00 <simba> sf
21:00 <simba> street fighter
21:00 <fawks> you look up lol
21:00 <Picard> lol Liinda
21:00 <fawks> do you stare at the keyboard whe nu type
21:00 <fawks> das kute
21:00 <Picard> fat fingers is my excuse
21:00 <simba> Liinda is a pointer fingers typer
21:00 <Liinda> yeah cos i am shit at touch typing, especially with this new keyboard i have.
21:00 <simba> jabbing at it like she killing ants
21:00 <Serenity> your slag.. sound like ling wa
21:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
21:00 <Liinda> the idiots have put the Scroll Lock button where the Delete button used to be.
22:00 <ShadowLurker> move them
22:00 <fawks> lmao
22:00 <ShadowLurker> i swapped a guy at works p and o keys
22:00 <thestig> lol
22:00 <ShadowLurker> he couldnt put his password in
22:00 <Liinda> I type with twpo hands but i think quickler than my fingers do so my typing is always rushed
23:00 <thestig> who looks at the keys when they type these days
23:00 <ShadowLurker> me
23:00 <Liinda> me *blush*
23:00 <thestig> oh
23:00 <Serenity> not me
23:00 <simba> i look directly into your moms eyes when i typ e *)
23:00 <Maurice> I haven't typed looking at the keyboard since I found mirc
23:00 <Serenity> and i type like shite
23:00 <Liinda> LMAO simba
23:00 <Liinda> This is me trying to rype without looking
23:00 <Liinda> Oooh i did better than i thought
23:00 <Liinda> RYPE
24:00 <faux> Ripe anus
24:00 <ShadowLurker> !addflag daniel
24:00 <JEggdrop> Flag daniel added
24:00 <simba> this is me pwning up the keys like u never seen before
24:00 <ShadowLurker> dont break it you cunts
24:00 <JEggdrop> you can take out a vagina just buy putting a spoon of sugar in it. 
24:00 <faux> Can u change the name it's so ugly
24:00 <katatonic_kate01_> bonjour bitches
24:00 <faux> Ty
24:00 <JEggdrop> it's then when i realised farmers are cunts
24:00 <Serenity> i have a new keyboard
24:00 <simba> what is it
24:00 <Liinda> hai katatonic_kate01_
24:00 <katatonic_kate01_> hai there
24:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sup?
24:00 <Serenity> with fancy keys
24:00 <Serenity> and lights
25:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ooo
25:00 <Liinda> ooooh nice
25:00 <katatonic_kate01_> for storing tea?
25:00 <Liinda> does it make you type better
25:00 <Serenity> i wish hahaj
25:00 <simba> what br& is it
25:00 <Liinda> lol
25:00 <katatonic_kate01_> pics?
25:00 <Serenity> razor
25:00 <simba> me 2
25:00 <Liinda> sharppppppppppp
26:00 <simba> http://images.anandtech.com/doci/7911/RZBWU_11.JPG
26:00 <simba> mines blue tho
26:00 <simba> has usb slots in it ;oooooo
26:00 <ShadowLurker> usb sluts
26:00 <JEggdrop> is the slack ass gonna propose
26:00 <Serenity> this one has programmable colours
26:00 <ShadowLurker> of course JEggdrop
26:00 <JEggdrop> Id cut it off Kelevra you into cock dining?
27:00 <Serenity> i haven't even used it yet
27:00 <Liinda> wowoooowwowwow
27:00 <simba> i need a new mouse 
27:00 <simba> sell me 1
27:00 <Serenity> my house is cool
27:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sup with all the green simba?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01_> mine is warm :D
28:00 <Liinda> hes got gremlins in there
28:00 <Serenity> mouse
28:00 <simba> its so u can see the keys in a pitch black room kate
28:00 <katatonic_kate01_> but…. i need a new kitchen
28:00 <katatonic_kate01_> because you...
28:00 <katatonic_kate01_> like the dark?
28:00 <simba> lol Serenity
28:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ness
28:00 <ShadowLurker> you cant watch porn with the lights on
28:00 <JEggdrop> Kelevra is the epitome of dumb fucking dog, unfortunately... it's quite sad
28:00 <Serenity> ok i lied its not a razor
29:00 <Serenity> i thought it was
29:00 <Liinda> you don need ur keyboard when watching for porn
29:00 <simba> post pix of it
29:00 <JEggdrop> this guy is fucking nuts
29:00 <Serenity> its a madcatz
29:00 <simba> lol 
29:00 <simba> madkatz steering wheels were da bomb
30:00 <Serenity> its so damn heavy
31:00 <simba> mines grubby as fuck
31:00 <JEggdrop> 55 fucking inches
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> you'd need some lube for that, right>
32:00 <simba> http://i.imgur.com/yEJ1oqS.jpg
32:00 <simba> post pix of ur kbs or foad
33:00 <Serenity> in de dark
33:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/hCyB1kj.jpg
33:00 <simba> hot
33:00 <simba> it wireless tho??
33:00 <simba> WIRED 4EVER
33:00 <Serenity> nope
33:00 <ShadowLurker> this fucker has 2 cables
33:00 <JEggdrop> with ass it's only if you take it
33:00 <Serenity> its got two usb cables
33:00 <ShadowLurker> \o/
33:00 <simba> it just has a wifi bar 4 some reason
34:00 <Serenity> its not wifi lol
34:00 <Serenity> its the brand logo
34:00 <partay> simba i have a razer 
34:00 <simba> theyre full strength
34:00 <simba> is it the same as mine
35:00 <simba> you can see a tin of tuna on my desk fucking poor cunt exposed
35:00 <JEggdrop> u got fetta on my dick u bich
35:00 <JEggdrop> well eat a dick
35:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/Pk1wqQK.jpg
35:00 <Serenity> with flash
36:00 <partay> JEggdrop ease up champ
36:00 <JEggdrop> couldn't give a fuck ... everyone ages
36:00 <simba> lol
36:00 <simba> that looks str8 outta star trek
36:00 <simba> i want an NES colored keyboard
37:00 <Serenity> lol
37:00 <Skirmish> I cbf taking a pic of my keyboard. It's a Logitec G510s. Google. 
38:00 <simba> i believe it was post pix or foad
38:00 <ShadowLurker> damn bugs
38:00 <ShadowLurker> !delflag daniel
38:00 <JEggdrop> Flag daniel removed
38:00 <Serenity> ive got the Logitech COD set too
38:00 <ashleighxtrinity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGCoAFZiYMw
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: thomas the tank engine theme (original)! Views: 917,065 Uploader: THOMAS insider Uploaded: Aug 10, 2009 Duration: 2m49s Rating: 4.71
39:00 <Q{{> i got logitec k800
39:00 <ShadowLurker> !addflag daniel
39:00 <JEggdrop> Flag daniel added
39:00 <simba> good hip hop tune ashleighxtrinity
40:00 <Q{{> key spacing is better than g510
40:00 <ashleighxtrinity> thomas is the illest gangsta on the blok
42:00 <Liinda> the tank?
42:00 <ashleighxtrinity> you know it
42:00 <Skirmish> http://gaming.logitech.com/assets/47812/3/g510s-gaming-keyboard-images.png
42:00 <Liinda> and dj fat controller
43:00 <simba> gordon on da mic
43:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Thomas and DJ Fat, in da house
43:00 <Liinda> p p p p percy stutter rap
43:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ah… oops
44:00 <ashleighxtrinity> hahahaha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoxS06qeqAc
44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Thomas The Tank Engine (FatKon tRoller remix) Views: 486,021 Uploader: cannonballjim Uploaded: Apr 14, 2012 Duration: 3m18s Rating: 4.81
44:00 <Liinda> hahahaha
47:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh dear
47:00 <ashleighxtrinity> :D
47:00 <ashleighxtrinity> i used to love thomas as a kid
48:00 <katatonic_kate01_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iysSJ51sRc
48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ABC Theme - Pendulum Remix (3 min track with fade out) proper ABC logo Views: 764,947 Uploader: justinsteven Uploaded: May 20, 2010 Duration: 2m44s Rating: 4.92
48:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i like that remix better 
50:00 <Israeli> Fuck
50:00 <ashleighxtrinity> love that song :)
50:00 <Israeli> FF7 being remade for the PS4
50:00 <ashleighxtrinity> :O really
50:00 <ashleighxtrinity> dont fuck with me. REALLY?
50:00 <JEggdrop> Your sex takes me to kmart
50:00 <ashleighxtrinity> link pl0x
51:00 <katatonic_kate01_> what the hell!
51:00 <Israeli> ashleighxtrinity, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kznek1uNVsg
51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Final Fantasy VII - E3 2015 Trailer | PS4 Views: 10,029,365 Uploader: PlayStation Uploaded: Jun 16, 2015 Duration: 1m54s Rating: 4.88
51:00 <Israeli> It looks
51:00 <Israeli> It looks like it's going to be an expensive year.
52:00 <ashleighxtrinity> i hope it has all the same characters!
53:00 <ashleighxtrinity> i cried so many times in that game :(
53:00 <stylesp> hi
53:00 <Israeli> It looks like it's going to be a proper remake. no changes to characters or story.
53:00 <Israeli> Hopefully they use the old FF7 battle system
53:00 <Israeli> And not that fucking rubbish they use now.
53:00 <JEggdrop> whats makes u think i wont do it too a degenerate whingen whining little dogshit cunt like yourself
53:00 <Liinda> im outta here, goodnight lovely ppl
54:00 <Liinda> xxxx
54:00 <ashleighxtrinity> i don't mind if they change the battle system, as long as the story is intact
54:00 <ashleighxtrinity> see you Liinda 
54:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like a good idea. I am out too. 
54:00 <Israeli> I don't like the new battle system.
54:00 <Israeli> Much prefer the turn based combat.
55:00 <Israeli> I played through FF7 god knows how many times.
56:00 <katatonic_kate01_> is it that time of the month for some peeps?
57:00 <Israeli> katatonic_kate01_, My cock hasn't started bleeding yet, give it a few days.
57:00 <JEggdrop> I copped so much fucking shit 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01_> israeli - thats sounds like a STI 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01_> doctors stat aye
58:00 <Israeli> Tomorrow, maybe.
58:00 <Israeli> Rofl.
58:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ah yeah/....
00:00 <Israeli> Man, I don't even know if there's an STI that would make your cock bleed.
00:00 <JEggdrop> next be a cunt on him
01:00 <ashleighxtrinity> ^ who is this plonker
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
01:00 <Serenity> da na na na na na naaaa
01:00 <Israeli> A legitimate businessman.
02:00 <simba> A digital lemonsmachine.
03:00 <ashleighxtrinity> an illegal backgammon
04:00 <ShadowLurker> ywh who is that fucking plonker
04:00 <JEggdrop> It's hard living with anyone..my roommate is old n shit
04:00 <Israeli> Backgammon would never be illegal.
06:00 <stylesp> when was it legal?
06:00 <ShadowLurker> what the fuck are we talking about
06:00 <JEggdrop> Mew : Ive heard anal sex may fix it
06:00 <Israeli> Ashleigh made wild claims.
06:00 <stylesp> then go have it jeggdrop
06:00 <JEggdrop> yet he makes shit up
08:00 <partay> what is the trigger for JEggdrop bot ?
08:00 <JEggdrop> you fuckin dump truck
09:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
09:00 <partay> just random ?
09:00 <ShadowLurker> curse words or its name
09:00 <ShadowLurker> sam as the old Daniel bot
09:00 <partay> fuck really ?
09:00 <JEggdrop> i luv pussy
09:00 <ShadowLurker> same
10:00 <Loof> hey mr weedman pick up the phonecall, why must you ignore me all de time. i need some seeds man so dem can grow tall, you know the sensi clear my mind
11:00 <Loof> wow there's a lot of cum weasles on tonight
11:00 <JEggdrop> the beach volleyball dyke
11:00 <partay> Loof you sound like you need a bucket bong 
11:00 <Loof> tards, tards EVERYWHERE
12:00 <milk> clowns and harelquinns
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lolz
13:00 <Serenity> aaaaaannndddd iiiiiiiiiiii eeee iiiiiiiii willlllll alllllwaaayyysss loooveee youuuuuuuuuuuu
13:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwww ty
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> (if you have cupcakes)
13:00 <Serenity> not u
16:00 <ShadowLurker> cuntcakes
16:00 <Loof> mrdanger has wicked skidmarks
16:00 <katatonic_kate01_> naw, cockcakes@
16:00 <katatonic_kate01_> !
18:00 <Loof> i should belt you belt you good
19:00 <milk> JEggdrop ! list
19:00 <JEggdrop> i end the cunt with his own chain saw
19:00 <Loof> don't you dare make me take off my belt
19:00 <Loof> cause then i'll have to belt you with my pants down
19:00 <Loof> and nobodys got time fo dat
22:00 <Loof> mr danger i wrote a poem to say sorry to you for telling everyone about your skidmarks
22:00 <Loof> here goes
22:00 <Loof> once i knew you were retarded
23:00 <ShadowLurker> thats annoying
26:00 <milk> hit n run mate
26:00 <milk> hit n run
30:00 <Israeli> Jews did wtc
31:00 <Loof> oh mrdanger, your skidmarks make you famous
31:00 <Loof> so entertain us, you've really come so far
31:00 <Loof> your ass is dangerous
31:00 <JEggdrop> god just goptta go to sleep i guess i fucken hate this shit
31:00 <Loof> but you cant help it cause you're a retard
31:00 <Loof> Forever our sweet stinky little simpleton, we all love you mrdanger 4eva <3
31:00 <JEggdrop> benzos fuck you up
31:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off loof
31:00 <JEggdrop> without payin shit
31:00 <ShadowLurker> just go and stay gone
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
33:00 <Loof> i own poetry
33:00 <Loof> i thought it was touching
33:00 <Loof> like an old woman touching a young boys weener
33:00 <Loof> mrdanger should know
33:00 <Loof> it happened to him
33:00 <Loof> lucky they later arrested his mother
33:00 <Loof> but the damage was done
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
37:00 <Loof> as mrdanger softly whispers to himself every night
37:00 <Loof> mother thanks for making me cum
38:00 <Loof> i think there's a lesson in that for us all
38:00 <nate> does mr danger talk?
39:00 <Loof> no he just smells
39:00 <Loof> pretty much
39:00 <Serenity> no hes a bot
39:00 <milk> get a room
39:00 <Loof> more like a butt
39:00 <milk> wow, that was classic humour
42:00 <ShadowLurker> everyones a bot
42:00 <British^Meat> exterminate
43:00 <Serenity> urmums a bot
44:00 <ShadowLurker> your face is a bot
45:00 <Serenity> yeah! well... urbutt
46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i think i'm dying
47:00 <katatonic_kate01_> fucking typical…. holidays then bam sick :|
47:00 <nate> get a doctors certificate and u can count it as sick days
48:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.facebook.com/cduhofficiel/videos/10152634508086384/
48:00 <ShadowLurker> dying
48:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOOOL
48:00 <ashleighxtrinity> wow
48:00 <ashleighxtrinity> intelligent
49:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
50:00 <British^Meat> My fave video of the moment... though its an oldy
50:00 <British^Meat> https://youtu.be/7QLSRMoKKS0
50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot. Views: 8,426,657 Uploader: KidCorduroy Uploaded: Jan 17, 2008 Duration: 0m10s Rating: 4.93
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