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00:00 <katatonic_kate01> breathing techniques
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm safe… i'm calm…. telling yourself that 988086 times
00:00 <Maurice> Serenity, did you see this when I whatsapped it
00:00 <Maurice> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa64gOwuIyE
00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Maroon 5 - This Summer's Gonna Hurt Like A Motherf****r (Explicit) Views: 8,593,528 Uploader: Maroon5VEVO Uploaded: Jun 1, 2015 Duration: 5m27s Rating: 4.85
00:00 <Serenity> i didnt
01:00 <fawks> thats not rly mindfulness 2 me thats just positiive thinking
01:00 <fawks> mindfulness for me is being completely aware of what im doing 
01:00 <fawks> like
01:00 <fawks> my feet are grounded
01:00 <fawks> what does the floor feel like
01:00 <doctor> yeah i'm a depressive fuck positive thinking just makes me feel worse
01:00 <fawks> what is the texture etc
01:00 <doctor> i'm like that when outside with a tea and cigarette
01:00 <fawks> yeah doc it seems like bullshit to me like just cos i say something 39 times doesnt mean im gonna believe it
01:00 <Maurice> I watch it for the first 30 seconds
01:00 <Maurice> It also shows just how fucking quick guys can get ready
01:00 <Doodle> fawks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQmgHrSReCM
02:00 <fawks> it helps some people though
02:00 <doctor> yeah, if it works for some i'm all for it
02:00 <fawks> oui
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> when a client is freaking the fuck out…. you're using mindfulness "techniques" to yeah ground them
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kollektivet: Music Video - I wanna be the little spoon Views: 948,452 Uploader: KollektivetTV2 Uploaded: Jun 7, 2013 Duration: 3m53s Rating: 4.94
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> to stop them from basically disassociating ....
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> from having that OMG moment - i can't deal with the thoughts in my head kinda deal....
03:00 <fawks> i have a cucumber face mask on atm my face feels like its cracking
03:00 <fawks> so good
03:00 <Serenity> lop
03:00 <fawks> hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg
03:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <doctor> i think i get like that
03:00 <fawks> hi sez
03:00 <fawks> llllllllllllllllol
04:00 <Serenity> herro
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai serenity :D
04:00 <Serenity> hey
04:00 <fawks> and if i listen tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo the sound of whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite
04:00 <fawks> lol in such a missy higgins mood
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
04:00 <Serenity> i like her
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah she is talented…..
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> but she does have this thick aussie accent
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> happening
05:00 <fawks> i love her voice
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have to be in the mood
06:00 <fawks> sometimes i hear your smile and breathe your lighttttttt
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd… this couple i know are getting married tomoz….
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you should see the loved up shit they're writing on FB
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> I mean it's lovely….
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> but… fuck, it's so over the top….
06:00 <Serenity> rofll
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> I love the way you….. do xyz……
07:00 <fawks> as long as theyre not the annoying fake cunt types then its cute lol
07:00 <Serenity> im about too marry my best frienddddd
07:00 <Serenity> wahh wahhh 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're my perfect partner, best friend and future mother of our children
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah wahhh wahhh wahhh
07:00 <fawks> lollllll
07:00 <fawks> did she post a " I SAID YES " pic when they got engaged
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES!
07:00 <fawks> haha
07:00 <fawks> ofc
07:00 <Serenity> god
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah well… they're in love n' shit
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> and probably wanna bone 
08:00 <beehhh> goog nate
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> and be done with wedding shit
09:00 <fawks> lol
09:00 <fawks> smiling breaks my face
09:00 <fawks> rofl
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <fawks> dammit
09:00 <fawks> made mysel laugh
09:00 <fawks> LO
09:00 <fawks> L
09:00 <fawks> lmaofindbfjijkjefok
09:00 <fawks> goog nate
10:00 <fawks> hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha
10:00 <katatonic_kate01_> peeps n' freaks!
11:00 <fawks> up to ep 11 of oitnb
11:00 <fawks> its been a pretty avg season. i like their back stories though
11:00 <fawks> piper is so fucking annoying this season though
11:00 <fawks> and her boobs are feral
13:00 <fawks> im stuck in the dark but youre my fleshlighttt
13:00 <fawks> hello k8 m8
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> what TV series is this?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> You've gotta watch / try Penny Dreadful 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's #toes amaze….
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> hai2u
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sup?
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol dont you mean flashlight
15:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01_
15:00 <fawks> i do not
16:00 <fawks> lol
16:00 <fawks> yo say that EVERY time
16:00 <fawks> havent looked at it yet
16:00 <TheRiddler> you sure because fleshlight doesn't make sense lol
16:00 <Doodle> uh
16:00 <fawks> .
16:00 <Doodle> lol
16:00 <TheRiddler> unless it's a parody
16:00 <fawks> remember when xm called you a pedant yesterday ash
16:00 <TheRiddler> yes
16:00 <Serenity> lol
16:00 <fawks> llol
16:00 <fawks> think about it pls
16:00 <Serenity> thats the autism
17:00 <fawks> also toes
17:00 <fawks> oh hang on
17:00 <fawks> is penny dreadful the one with josh hartnett
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, because it is TOTES amaze
17:00 <fawks> im just being silly
17:00 <fawks> it is flashlight
17:00 <TheRiddler> ohhh
17:00 <fawks> golly
17:00 <Serenity> loll
17:00 <fawks> lol
17:00 <Serenity> oh ash
17:00 <fawks> kills me.
17:00 <Maurice> Fuck you say the dumbest shit
17:00 <fawks> shoosh u
17:00 <Maurice> nou
17:00 <TheRiddler> I didn't get the sarcasm
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai 
18:00 <fawks> just googled yeah it is
18:00 <fawks> ew
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… i have no idea who the actors are
18:00 <fawks> i watched the first ep
18:00 <fawks>  and couldnt get through it all
18:00 <fawks> so snoozey
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah well you miss out
18:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXd6u9o6dYY
18:00 <TheRiddler> wb
18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Major Lazer - Keep It Goin' Louder ft. Nina Sky, Ricky Blaze Views: 3,012,767 Uploader: MajorLazerVEVO Uploaded: Dec 2, 2009 Duration: 3m41s Rating: 4.49
18:00 <Doodle> sexy girls
18:00 <fawks> im the king of this shit crowned by the toilet
19:00 <fawks> on sleep maybe
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
19:00 <Taco> interesting
19:00 <fawks> LOL who comes up with these lyrics
19:00 <fawks> :'(
19:00 <Serenity> lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco - you should watch it
20:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvzJ_sA97Uc
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Climate Change and Australia Views: 2,993 Uploader: Ian McPherson Uploaded: Jan 21, 2013 Duration: 12m1s Rating: 3.75
20:00 <beehhh> im sick of wanking on porn
20:00 <nate> yeah beehhh come to australia!
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> get your g/f to give you a wristie >
20:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: fuck off
20:00 <Maurice> Damnit, now I have flashlight in my head
20:00 <fawks> fleshlight*
20:00 <Maurice> No, I have that on my dick
21:00 <Taco> I <3 u mirza
21:00 <beehhh> everynight i see you i feel you go on
22:00 <beehhh> gold coasts sore is under threat if the sea level rises
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> beehhhhhhh are you going to re-enact the titanic scene with taco?
22:00 <beehhh> might as well are ya gonna film it though
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
22:00 <Serenity> god
22:00 <Serenity> lol
23:00 <doctor> bryan adams is pretty cool
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw anyone with the name bryan is a cunt
23:00 <Taco> I have doubts about sea level rise. I think its a sensationalist topic
23:00 <doctor> lol
23:00 <Taco> That must make me a redneck racist hick, or something
23:00 <Doodle> :o
24:00 <Taco> bbl, cleaning my teeth with my gun
24:00 <beehhh> pope asking for an opinion from both leaders
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, just ignorant 
24:00 <doctor> all it means is that if the sea levels rise we will become like that movie water world, and most of us will likely die. it's not a real concern
24:00 <beehhh> abalone farm is endanger in WA
24:00 <doctor> really i don't know why people get frightened of these doom and gloom scenarios - we'll all be dead so we won't have to worry about the world ending anymore
25:00 <beehhh> according to the vid
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> however, we can lessen our environmental impact
25:00 <doctor> too expensive to keep one running beehhh 
25:00 <Taco> doctor, you mean kevin costner?
25:00 <Taco> FUCK THAT
25:00 <doctor> yeah nothing wrong with being less wasteful
25:00 <doctor> lol
25:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: can you please go set yourself on fire?
25:00 <beehhh> sea tempreture will rise 5degree surrounding wash all of the bleched corals
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> woot - i can swim year round
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> at the beach
26:00 <Taco> if the ice caps totally melt, we'll see the worst case sea level rises that people seem fixated apon
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i <3 Bronte 
26:00 <beehhh> doctor you should open a bar in the CBD
26:00 <Taco> except nobody talks about how that'd mean the equator would have atmospheric temperatures that are uninhabitable
26:00 <Taco> you'd probably want to move to the poles
26:00 <beehhh> then help me out with cash to study in greenland
26:00 <Maurice> Saturday night nanana nana nanananaaaa
26:00 <Maurice> Pretty babyyyy
26:00 <Doodle> WILL YOU STOP SINGING THAT ODIOUS TUNE YOU'RE DOING MY HEAD IN
26:00 <Serenity> lol
27:00 <doctor> i'm too poor and it's not likely i'd work in a bar - too many people
27:00 <Taco> if global warming is true, the notion of those fears is still hundreds of years away
27:00 <TokenDaRing> how about you set yourself on fire beehhh
27:00 <Taco> except I'm the idiet, because I have doubts about peoples dumb ideas
27:00 <Taco> whatevs
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ token
27:00 <Taco> ya fucking idiets
27:00 <beehhh> you need someone smart like nate, and you got the muscle
27:00 <doctor> but if i could afford one and knew what was cool i'd consider it
27:00 <doctor> i'd prefer a dive bar, income more steady
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> a dive bar?
27:00 <Maurice> 4 Doodle https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5dklbVo7w1rpr2eco1_r1_500.gif
27:00 <Doodle> looool
27:00 <Doodle> ITS LA HUGHES NOW
27:00 <Maurice> I'm like a ginger jerry hall
27:00 <Doodle> an auburn uma thurman
28:00 <doctor> yeah those dark drinking holes where the local drunks hang out for company
28:00 <beehhh> dont let the chiese mobs cashing all th bar money to sent back HK
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh like Moes?
28:00 <doctor> yeah
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh noice
28:00 <doctor> the places where the alcoholics go
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah classy as fuck
28:00 <beehhh> im starting a new chapter in england
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
28:00 <Doodle> speaking of
28:00 <Doodle> hai katatonic_kate01
28:00 <Maurice> Why are you wearing more makeup than scritti politti
28:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Scritti Politti - Wood Beez (Pray Like Aretha Franklin).mp3 (8.58MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:22)
28:00 <Doodle> woooooooo
29:00 <TokenDaRing> burn the book, I say
29:00 <Serenity> fuckk yessss stoned me is loving not stoned me right now.. sushi in the fridge
29:00 <Maurice> I have spaghetti and meatballs in mine, but I don't want that
30:00 <beehhh> i'll be seeing that chef from fat duck restaurant
30:00 <Doodle> what do you want
30:00 <TheRiddler> I have a caramel n banana muffin
30:00 <Doodle> i have frozen toes
30:00 <Doodle> theyre delicious
30:00 <Serenity> lolll
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have dust
31:00 <Taco> doctor, hey don't pick on my mates
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> heston? 
31:00 <beehhh> it has to be in CBD near the uni or college
31:00 <TheRiddler> you're elsa
31:00 <Maurice> A jolly good something
31:00 <TheRiddler> the frozen princess
31:00 <Doodle> bit of greasy white hot ramrod action?
31:00 <TheRiddler> pixie dust?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wish
31:00 <Serenity> that made me laugh out loud for real
31:00 <Doodle> what
31:00 <Doodle> oh
31:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <beehhh> blue mental
32:00 <Taco> beehhh, why does everyone hate you?
32:00 <beehhh> because i make sense
32:00 <Maurice> Does it have to be greasy?
32:00 <Maurice> Can't it just be nicely lubed
32:00 <Doodle> ok
32:00 <Maurice> Great
32:00 <Doodle> I SUPPOSE
32:00 <Maurice> I'll take 2
32:00 <Doodle> i only have 1
32:00 <Maurice> Then queue it up
32:00 <Serenity> .
32:00 <Doodle> lol
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd, don't ever change beehhh
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> you'd totes rock the status quo
33:00 <Taco> beehhh, I watched this doco today you'd probably like
33:00 <Taco> lemme find its title
33:00 <ShadowLurker> filth
33:00 <Maurice> You love it
34:00 <beehhh> thanks for the complement kk, beers are on me
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> most awesome
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll take the beer, if it meant I didn't have to physically speak to you
34:00 <doctor> i don't mind alcoholics, i can understand why people drink
34:00 <beehhh> two night ago i had a bottle of chilled merlot and then 12 cans of chilled beer
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah they annoy me
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lots of range and unresolved issues
35:00 <fawks> oh god
35:00 <fawks> this song is so catchy
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> if they dealt with that, they'd probably be awesome peeps
35:00 <fawks> and i juts googled and justin bieber sings it
35:00 <doctor> yeah, seems a bit entrenched in our brutish culture
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot song?
35:00 <fawks> lol
35:00 <fawks> whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
35:00 <doctor> well, maybe it's the sympton of a brutal culture
35:00 <fawks> where are you now 
35:00 <beehhh> wine are a good appetizer
36:00 <fawks> where are you now that i neeed yaaaaaaaaaaa
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> a symptom of our culture
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't think Australian's have a long history with culture 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not including indigenous peeps 
36:00 <Doodle> in de butt
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot wot
36:00 <Doodle> can i get a wot woooooooooooooooooooot
37:00 <beehhh> i thought you were an white aboriginal
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
37:00 <doctor> yeah, maybe the symptom of a maturing culture
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> as above
37:00 <TheRiddler> suzanne seems less in these eps
37:00 <TheRiddler> crazy
37:00 <TheRiddler> *
38:00 <doctor> or decaying
38:00 <doctor> fuck knows why
38:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ4AuzdWeaY
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: richard marx - keep coming back Views: 63,062 Uploader: amylu867 Uploaded: Sep 7, 2008 Duration: 5m19s Rating: 4.94
38:00 <Taco> beehhh, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1859604/
38:00 <TokenDaRing> crazyeyes is awesome
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> we live in a post modern society blah blah blah
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> modernity…. blah blah blah 
39:00 <Taco> its basically about peoples sexual encounters with aliens
39:00 <Taco> was pretty good
39:00 <doctor> world culture. everythings been thrown in the stewing pot
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think you'd like a doco called 'Zoo' taco
40:00 <doctor> could you romance an alien?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no
40:00 <doctor> didn't think so
40:00 <Taco> There was this one guy who got mocked by his community because he was anally raped by an alien. He ejaculated and they stole the sample.
40:00 <beehhh> aliens were the eldest civilization
40:00 <Maurice> Wheres fawks
41:00 <fawks> hi
41:00 <beehhh> liverpool
41:00 <Maurice> Hi
41:00 <Maurice> I saw this and thought of you
41:00 <Maurice> http://www.vaginacontest.com/
41:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01, be more specific. http://www.imdb.com/find?ref_=nv_sr_fn&q=zoo&s=all
41:00 <Maurice> You could win 5k and be made into a sex toy
41:00 <beehhh> nate is in greenhills and never came out of there
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> Why would I need to be specific? 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> watch all of them
41:00 <Doodle> fkn 1 degree
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <Dugnuts> you have been a very naughty girl
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you on crack?
42:00 <beehhh> i could use all three hwys to get there
42:00 <fawks> lmao MeGusta
42:00 <fawks> uh
42:00 <fawks> Mew
42:00 <Doodle> i think he is on your crack 
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
42:00 <Dugnuts> sorry kate, i dont indulge in the same things as you
42:00 <Dugnuts> stop being a naughty girl
42:00 <Doodle> oer
42:00 <Doodle> more
42:00 <Dugnuts> get your act together
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> pull it on cam for me ?
42:00 <Doodle> ok
42:00 <Maurice> Cam doesn't like it
42:00 <Doodle> wait
42:00 <Doodle> what
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew, it's mew
43:00 <fawks> UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
43:00 <fawks> Maurice*
43:00 <beehhh> mew or dexter
43:00 <Maurice> Lol
43:00 <Mew> soz
43:00 <Maurice> Check out the leaderboard
43:00 <Taco> Mew, send me a pic of your vag kthnx
43:00 <Maurice> Some of them are repulsive
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> vag beauty context 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> contest 
43:00 <Maurice> http://www.vaginacontest.com/leaderboard
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh…. fuck sakes
43:00 <Mew> I dont have one ;(
43:00 <fawks> i love how you think of me
43:00 <Taco> Mew, take one!
43:00 <fawks> im flattered ty Maurice
43:00 <Mew> I mean a vag
43:00 <Doodle> LOL
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
43:00 <Doodle> he is missing out
43:00 <Maurice> Trust me, I've tried
43:00 <Maurice> We
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot!
43:00 <Maurice> We're all missing out
43:00 <Doodle> on a cuppa
44:00 <Taco> Mew, but you sent me pics of your epic boobs?
44:00 <Mew> that's not a vagina
44:00 <Maurice> Check the colour on #26
44:00 <beehhh> Maurice you should buy and sell more properties to beat gina rienheart
44:00 <Mew> boobs and vag are diff
44:00 <Maurice> You should stop breathing to beat Michael Jackson
44:00 <Taco> I know, thats why you need to send me a pic of yours
44:00 <Doodle> cos of katatonic_kate01's selfishness
44:00 <Maurice> So selfish
44:00 <Doodle> inorite
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <Maurice> We should start the chinese water torture
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
44:00 <Doodle> well fuck
44:00 <Doodle> i walked through a spider web earlier
44:00 <Doodle> just found the spider
44:00 <ShadowLurker> sezz said before "gooood i want something in my mouth"
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
44:00 <Maurice> Eww
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh gawd
45:00 <beehhh> i would if you buy me a donor kebab n dont forget the garlic sauce
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> they want vag shots for a sex toy
45:00 <Taco> no, I want vag shots to satisfy personal curiosity
45:00 <Doodle> in my shirt
45:00 <ShadowLurker> then said no
45:00 <Doodle> well
45:00 <Doodle> my shirt is now 10m away
45:00 <Doodle> but its in there
45:00 <Serenity> hello
45:00 <Maurice> Did you proceed to smash the shirt with a shoe
45:00 <Doodle> no i shook it, its dead now
45:00 <Maurice> Also, topless pics
45:00 <Doodle> and the spider
45:00 <Doodle> no i have my shirt back on sorry
45:00 <Maurice> You're the worst perv ever
45:00 <Serenity> yyuuccckkk
45:00 <Serenity> spider
46:00 <beehhh> lake mountain and lake enterence are two different place
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> a vag crown
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you're stripping
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd check yo' pants
46:00 <Maurice> He's like an indian giver stripper
46:00 <Doodle> will you all stop being revolting
46:00 <Maurice> Takes it off, then puts it back on
46:00 <Doodle> you're not missing anything
46:00 <Serenity> offfff
46:00 <Serenity> offfffff
46:00 <Doodle> ooooooooof
47:00 <fawks> what are you waiting for love me like you do la la love me like u dooooooooooo
47:00 <Doodle> rofl
47:00 <Doodle> [00:38] <Doodle> BUT LIEK SRSLY
47:00 <Doodle> [00:38] <Doodle> DIS WEED
47:00 <Doodle> [00:38] <Serenity> lol
47:00 <Doodle> [00:38] <Serenity> shhhh
47:00 <Doodle> [00:38] <Doodle> YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
47:00 <Doodle> [00:38] <Doodle> NIGGA
47:00 <Doodle> good times
47:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
47:00 <Dugnuts> fuck you guys!
47:00 <Dugnuts> i havent had any weed for like 9 months!
47:00 <Maurice> Sucks to be you
47:00 <Doodle> arent you in the west cant you just pick some up from the airport
48:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQbVHzhtTxw
48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: OMG!!! THERE IS A EMO KID IN MY CLOSET.......... Views: 700 Uploader: toygunprodution Uploaded: Nov 23, 2007 Duration: 0m54s Rating: 4.37
48:00 <Doodle> customs
48:00 <Dugnuts> lor
48:00 <Serenity> stop mocking meeeee
48:00 <Dugnuts> then contiues crying
48:00 <Serenity> ur so mean
48:00 <Maurice> Hes in your land, Doodle
48:00 <Doodle> U DON EVEN KNO
48:00 <Doodle> i'm wester than the airport
48:00 <Doodle> like 100kms wester
48:00 <Dugnuts> hahaahahaha
48:00 <Maurice> By your land, I mean Mexico
48:00 <Doodle> oh fu
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think there should be a dick contest….. 
49:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Elvis Crespo - Suavemente.mp3 (9.12MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:57)
49:00 <fawks> wester
49:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPiEbYSF9kE
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Elvis Crespo - Suavemente Views: 12,486,927 Uploader: ElvisCrespoVEVO Uploaded: Nov 24, 2009 Duration: 4m29s Rating: 4.76
49:00 <fawks> youtube/watchmybutt
49:00 <Doodle> you're all welcome
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> best dick, gets to make a sex toy
50:00 <Doodle> link me up
50:00 <Maurice> I really need to pee but thats effort
50:00 <Doodle> i'll watch it
50:00 <Doodle> uh
50:00 <Doodle> and that
50:00 <Doodle> i guess
50:00 <Maurice> I need a bottle and a P mate
50:00 <Doodle> a she-wee
50:00 <Maurice> Or a funnel and a coke bottle cut in half
50:00 <Maurice> Bit of tape
50:00 <Doodle> for bucket bongs?
50:00 <fawks> or you could use your functioning legs and walk to the torlet ya fukn drongo
51:00 <beehhh> mines only hard when im in sleep
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> praise the lord
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck it's almost 1am :/
51:00 <Doodle> lol
51:00 <Maurice> You know the best buckets? Those big aqua vital bottles in a pool
51:00 <Doodle> u can talk
51:00 <Maurice> Blows your socks off
51:00 <Doodle> miss omg i need to pee
51:00 <fawks> theres a slut in me torlet
51:00 <Doodle> but there is a cockroach
51:00 <Doodle> in the torlet
51:00 <Maurice> But if you're wearing socks in the pool, thats just wrong
51:00 <fawks> excuse me
51:00 <fawks> there are no cockroaches here
51:00 <fawks> grose
51:00 <Doodle> there was
51:00 <Doodle> once
51:00 <Maurice> Or 'miss i need to pee but my bed is too warm'
51:00 <fawks> no it was a spider
51:00 <fawks> LOOK I WAS JUST JOKEN OK U PSYCHOANALYSTS
52:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: you are a walking turd that escaped the toilet before someone flushed
52:00 <Maurice> Friday night, toughen up, princess
52:00 <Doodle> hehe analyst
52:00 <fawks> i am teh queen of lazy pee Time
52:00 <Doodle> hoanal!
52:00 <fawks> fauxking hell
52:00 <TheRiddler> eps 12
52:00 <Serenity> omgg 
52:00 <Serenity> food
52:00 <TheRiddler> 1 more after this
52:00 <TheRiddler> then I'm done
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> friends FB status message: Better Homes and Gardens and a cat cup of tea. Best Friday night.
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
53:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01 still hasnt put the kettle on
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot, sorry
53:00 <Doodle> Maurice on your way to pee can you stick it on pls
53:00 <fawks> polly
53:00 <Doodle> ta very much
53:00 <fawks> put da ketel on bich
53:00 <Doodle> yee polly bru
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> you getting on cam, naked?
53:00 <Doodle> no he will bash me
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <Dugnuts> WOOOO
53:00 <Dugnuts> do it
54:00 <Dugnuts> turn all the sluts on doodle
54:00 <Dugnuts> DO IT
54:00 <Doodle> make them all spew!
54:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
55:00 <faux> Dewdel 
55:00 <faux> Check ur phizone
55:00 <Doodle> i think rooster has it
55:00 <TheRiddler> it's a balloon that looks like a condom
55:00 <Doodle> LOL
55:00 <Doodle> chez
55:00 <Doodle> i saw her today
55:00 <faux> Lmao
55:00 <Doodle> she said fucken hi m8
55:00 <faux> LOLol
56:00 <faux> Love chez 
56:00 <Doodle> she rox
56:00 <faux> Hermyni
56:00 <faux> Lmao
56:00 <Doodle> loool
56:00 <Doodle> she always mispronounces shit like that too
57:00 <Serenity> weeewwweewww
57:00 <Serenity> fuckers
57:00 <TheRiddler> I cant get the bieber comment about ruby out of my head
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
57:00 <TheRiddler> everytime she's on
57:00 <faux> Lmaoo
58:00 <faux> It's weird how fake her aussie accent sounds
58:00 <faux> Idk
58:00 <faux> Sounds weird
58:00 <Doodle> fucken hermyyyyni ay
58:00 <faux> Lmao
58:00 <faux> Singing 4 u now
58:00 <TheRiddler> she is australian tho
58:00 <Doodle> wooooooooo
58:00 <faux> I know
58:00 <faux> But it sounds fake
58:00 <Doodle> LOL
58:00 <Doodle> wtf is this
58:00 <faux> I can't explain it it just sounds off to me
58:00 <TheRiddler> maybe it's just thick
58:00 <faux> Lmaoooo
58:00 <Doodle> other than extremely hard-making
58:00 <TheRiddler> thicker even
58:00 <Doodle> thicker too
58:00 <Doodle> yes
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh so cold…..
59:00 <faux> If u love me r iii iiiiieèeieiiie ight
59:00 <faux> We fuck for loiifff
59:00 <Doodle> westie chewnz m8
00:00 <Taco> I know right. This central heating has the place at 25C
00:00 <Taco> I'm so uncomfortable
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> so… ah change it
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm sitting outside having a smoke
00:00 <Taco> One way to change that. Quit smoking.
00:00 <faux> Lmao
00:00 <faux> Da top fotty
00:00 <faux> Fitty
01:00 <Taco> Sucker
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, indeed. 
01:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Olivia Newton-John - Physical.mp3 (3.41MB 128kbps Stereo 3:43)
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> with your hand?
01:00 <Doodle> wont want to cuddle afterwards
02:00 <doctor> those vape kits are great for replacing cigarettes
02:00 <doctor> still keep the habit but less anxiety about dying
02:00 <Doodle> or talk
02:00 <Doodle> whats the problem
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> NONE!
02:00 <Doodle> yeee
03:00 <doctor> gotta stick to it though
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i'll give up eventually
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think I might go patches 
03:00 <Serenity> fuck cuddling
03:00 <Doodle> sposed to get to -3
03:00 <Serenity> if weve just done it it means im hot
03:00 <Serenity> dont touch me
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol exactly
03:00 <Doodle> lol
03:00 <Doodle> you wouldnt be here
03:00 <TheRiddler> I have vitamin water
03:00 <Doodle> you'd be a sezzcicle
03:00 <Serenity> ahah
04:00 <fawks> patches ohoolihan
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> what
04:00 <fawks> dodgeball.
04:00 <fawks> movie
04:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha\
04:00 <Dugnuts> its awesome
04:00 <Dugnuts> kate loves you so much she will agree to anything doodle
04:00 <Dugnuts> test it out!
04:00 <Doodle> test out what
04:00 <Doodle> my knob?
04:00 <Dugnuts> sure
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like what the
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> was
05:00 <fawks> bedtime for me
05:00 <fawks> goodnight lovelies :*
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> catch yo on the flip side
05:00 <Serenity> whats not to love about doodle
05:00 <Doodle> you want a list?
05:00 <Serenity> no ty just your knob
05:00 <TheRiddler> wb nerdygirl
05:00 <Doodle> oh
05:00 <Doodle> ok
05:00 <nerdygirl> :) 
06:00 <Doodle> @mp3 TISM - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me.mp3 (6.49MB 128kbps Stereo 7:05)
06:00 <Serenity> hehe
06:00 <Maurice> (22:53:11) (Doodle): Maurice on your way to pee can you stick it on pls
06:00 <Maurice> I did
06:00 <Maurice> And the kettle
06:00 <Doodle> oer
06:00 <TheRiddler> did you do anything tonight?
06:00 <Doodle> brb
06:00 <Doodle> actually bbs
07:00 <Doodle> bubble machine needs a clean
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG! it's like -3
07:00 <British^Meat> ur face is
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> (*feels like)
07:00 <British^Meat> just kidding, it probably isnt
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum's cace
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> fail
11:00 <Serenity> https://youtu.be/YKNrYb0s3xc?t=1m
11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bad Santa - Reindeers Views: 412,054 Uploader: phareed Uploaded: Sep 18, 2006 Duration: 1m27s Rating: 4.88
11:00 <Serenity> ROFLLLLLL
12:00 <realist> Evening.
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> wfwlfks;s
14:00 <Doodle> lovers
14:00 <Doodle> leaving at the same time
14:00 <nate> i think duggy is experimenting on the dark side of the force;l
14:00 <Doodle> he's fucking darth vader?
14:00 <TheRiddler> this whole time I thought you were wearing mickey mouse ears
15:00 <Serenity> loll
17:00 <BlackDevil> Police are pursuing possible sightings of the two escaped prison convicts from New York. 
17:00 <Maurice> I've been watching an Antonio Banderas movie for nearly 2 hours and have only just realised
18:00 <nate> 13teen warriors!
19:00 <faux> thirteenteen
19:00 <Doodle> schfourteen-teen
19:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Group X - Schfifty-Five.mp3 (1.97MB 128kbps Stereo 2:09)
19:00 <Dugnuts> :(
19:00 <Dugnuts> whaaa
19:00 <faux> You lieeeeed to me all those times you said that I love uuuu
20:00 <Doodle> no i didnt
20:00 <Doodle> <3
20:00 <faux> Aw dewdel
20:00 <faux> <3
20:00 <Doodle> want 2 make out
20:00 <Doodle> thats not a question, btw
21:00 <Maurice> (23:19:44) * Dugnuts has also used the nicknames: TigerLilyNat Nat
21:00 <Maurice> Sex change?
21:00 <Doodle> hot
21:00 <faux> Yes
21:00 <Doodle> do you get to pick your own penis
21:00 <faux> Lezdodis
21:00 <nate> ohh dune duggy!
21:00 <Doodle> oer k
22:00 <faux> I think it's bed time 4 me
23:00 <Doodle> nini lovely
23:00 <faux> nini :*
23:00 <TheRiddler> night faux
23:00 <Maurice> faux will be back on 15 needing to pee
23:00 <Doodle> loool
23:00 <simba> 4:1)
23:00 <Maurice> On in*
23:00 <Doodle> Temperature	  -0.6°C
23:00 <faux> Lol I just peed and brushed me teefs
23:00 <Doodle> dead
23:00 <faux> With toothpaste
23:00 <Doodle> me toez m8
24:00 <faux> Not the pee
24:00 <Maurice> I don't know what it is here
24:00 <Maurice> Since MeGusta is a jerk
24:00 <Doodle> looool
24:00 <Serenity>  14
24:00 <Doodle> nini peeteef
24:00 <faux> Lmao
24:00 <Doodle> 14!
24:00 <faux> Night xx
24:00 <Doodle> it hasnt been 14 here for a week
24:00 <Maurice> My phone is telling me 16
24:00 <Maurice> I believe it coz I was hot earlier with the heater on
24:00 <Doodle> tropical weather
25:00 <Doodle> skinnydipping at Maurice's place
25:00 <Serenity> its raining
25:00 <Doodle> so
25:00 <Serenity> thats why its so warm
25:00 <Maurice> And since I dont have a pool, it's just mostly sex
25:00 <Doodle> yeah
25:00 <Doodle> thats what i meant
25:00 <Dugnuts> wga
25:00 <Dugnuts> wha
25:00 <Maurice> I have a bath but I don't think you'll fit
25:00 <Maurice> I barely fit
25:00 <Doodle> i dont fit in baths full stop
25:00 <Dugnuts> pick your own penis?>
25:00 <Doodle> fucking things
26:00 <Doodle> if you have a sex change
26:00 <Doodle> do you get to choose
26:00 <Maurice> Theres probably a catalogue
26:00 <Maurice> Like when you pick out new boobs
26:00 <Doodle> i want a new penis
26:00 <Maurice> Me too
26:00 <Doodle> for shits and giggles
26:00 <Serenity> ill have rhe john holmes plz
26:00 <Doodle> lol
26:00 <Maurice> Lol
26:00 <Maurice> Dead and rotten?
26:00 <Doodle> 'one huge n soft coming right up'
26:00 <Serenity> hahah
26:00 <Doodle> 'or rather, not coming right up'
27:00 <Maurice> Went to school with a guy by that name, he used to wear cross colours, think he was hiding from the fact he didn't measure up
27:00 <Doodle> i used to wear cross colours for the same reason
27:00 <Maurice> I wore them too but they were like leggings
27:00 <Doodle> oh yeah no mine were huge pants
27:00 <Maurice> That just reminded me of homer in his clown pants that fit so well
28:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <TheRiddler> there's so many leggings/jeggings ads on those shopping channels now
28:00 <Doodle> i have a photo of me somewhere wearing them
28:00 <Maurice> http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l873f5fW0b1qcps14o1_500.jpg
28:00 <Doodle> 17 years old
28:00 <Doodle> 100+ kgs
28:00 <Maurice> I didn't really wear them
28:00 <Maurice> You need to find that pic
28:00 <Dugnuts> i hope this slut does greek
28:00 <Doodle> lol no
28:00 <Maurice> Oh yes
28:00 <Doodle> i like greek
29:00 <Doodle> dolmades are nice
29:00 <Maurice> I've never had it
29:00 <Doodle> swing by
29:00 <Maurice> The food or the sexual experience
29:00 <Doodle> ;)
29:00 <Maurice> On my way
29:00 <Doodle> theyre sposed to be stuffed vine leaves but we can do stuffed Lori
29:00 <Doodle> instead
30:00 <Maurice> I'm all in
30:00 <Doodle> give me a few hours and i get to say that
30:00 <Maurice> I like how nobody pulled me up on my statement
31:00 <Maurice> I'll bring the green car and be there in half the time
31:00 <Maurice> If I take mine, add 3 hours
31:00 <Doodle> hahah you mean about how you're a filthy liar?
32:00 <Maurice> I shower, thank you very much
32:00 <Doodle> kekekekeke
32:00 <Doodle> i know
32:00 <Doodle> i've got the videos
32:00 <Maurice> Shhh
32:00 <Doodle> oh
32:00 <Maurice> Who knew a shower nozzle could do that
32:00 <Doodle> (i know)
32:00 <Doodle> (i've got the videos)
32:00 <Maurice> HAVE WE GOT A VIDEO
32:00 <TheRiddler> I feel like we're in narnia
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <Doodle> did they have hot sex in narnia?
33:00 <Maurice> Narnia
33:00 <Maurice> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36JoeGxqTIA
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: in narnia Views: 1,294 Uploader: Akeem-Chavez Williams Uploaded: Jul 24, 2008 Duration: 0m20s Rating: 5.00
33:00 <Doodle> lolol
33:00 <Doodle> i already know what this is
33:00 <Maurice> LOL
33:00 <Doodle> haha
33:00 <Doodle> he's so shit
33:00 <Doodle> So Hot Its Tom
33:00 <Maurice> NOT TO BE SO FAR BACK IN THE CLOSET THEY'RE IN FUCKING NARNIA
33:00 <Maurice> God I love that show
33:00 <Doodle> hehe same
34:00 <Doodle> lets have sex to celebrate
34:00 <Doodle> also why isnt anyone else talking
34:00 <Maurice> Ok
34:00 <Maurice> Passed out due to the sexual fumes
35:00 <Dugnuts> hmmm
35:00 <realist> 4°C too cold for me
35:00 <Doodle> lightweights
35:00 <Maurice> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3JInKWz7S4
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Off yer face - Gimme Gimme Gimme - BBC comedy Views: 31,065 Uploader: BBCWorldwide Uploaded: Apr 14, 2008 Duration: 2m50s Rating: 4.93
35:00 <Maurice> I AM TWATTED
35:00 <simba> eating pasta 
35:00 <Doodle> IS THAT A WELSH NAME SIR
35:00 <Maurice> Thats my watch sir, ticking
35:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
35:00 <Maurice> Is ittt? Thats fantastic, hold it up here
36:00 <realist> Fuck this, booking tickets to Europe
36:00 <TokenDaRing> weak
36:00 <TheRiddler> simba what do you think of the game
36:00 <simba> wehat game?
36:00 <Doodle> connect 4
36:00 <ShadowLurker> noone cares about no stinkin game
36:00 <Doodle> but its connect 4!
36:00 <TheRiddler> the port game of course
37:00 <simba> oh ok there r lots of games
37:00 <ShadowLurker> you get connect4 after you eat monopoly
37:00 <simba> it was good
37:00 <simba> ShadowLurker is chirpy as usual lol
37:00 <TheRiddler> today's game
38:00 <simba> yea it rocked bro
38:00 <simba> GOTY
38:00 <TheRiddler> I'm guessing they'll have to really get going
39:00 <TheRiddler> now
39:00 <TheRiddler> to make finals
39:00 <TheRiddler> maybe they're cooked
40:00 <TheRiddler> they haven't had the bye yet have they?
41:00 <simba> now bye
42:00 <Serenity> buy by bye
43:00 <Maurice> Just another game to you
43:00 <Serenity> hehe
43:00 <TheRiddler> fan fics
43:00 <TheRiddler> the writers of this show like their internet
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <simba> lots of dank memes?
47:00 <realist> TokenDaRing: don't see you outside.
47:00 <TokenDaRing> you don't see me
47:00 <TokenDaRing> full stop
47:00 <Maurice> Why would anyone be outside? It's dark out there
47:00 <TheRiddler> oh well
47:00 <TheRiddler> anyways goodnight
47:00 <simba> fine dont answer
48:00 <simba> go masturbate 2 the sailor moon fictions i wrote 4 u
52:00 <British^Meat> lol
52:00 <British^Meat> an excellent question
57:00 <milk> nearly midnight here, I slept a few hours
01:00 <realist> milk: 2am here, woke up and made some hot chocolate
01:00 <milk> I had an energy drink
01:00 <realist> Felt like going out to a bar or something, but it's too cold.
01:00 <milk> it's raining here but not so cold
02:00 <milk> you go out to hey bra's?
03:00 <realist> Not very often.
04:00 <milk> mozzies all over me
22:00 <simba> ns ns ns nsnsnssn
24:00 <realist> I make the best hot chocolate.
41:00 <QQQQ> pray to the dick gods
03:00 <MrMark> saucy
15:00 <Dugnuts> urg
58:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Presets - I Go Hard, I Go Home.mp3 (4.46MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:15)
06:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tiga - Bugatti.mp3 (4.52MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:56)
06:00 <Serenity> roooodle
06:00 <Doodle> hai sezzypoos
07:00 <Serenity> herro
07:00 <Doodle> whats happening
10:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQBxvkRelfo
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Chemical Brothers - Under The Influence + Out Of Control Views: 31,522 Uploader: Samritpal Singh Uploaded: Apr 21, 2012 Duration: 11m38s Rating: 4.85
10:00 <Serenity> im still laying in bed lol
11:00 <Doodle> hot
11:00 <Doodle> pics
12:00 <Serenity> too dark...
12:00 <Serenity> plus im nude
12:00 <Doodle> flash then use a flash
12:00 <StrykerX> As if nude without pix
12:00 <StrykerX> Anyone would think this isn't IRC.
13:00 <MrMark> gawd
13:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTxOKsyZ0Lw
14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Chemical Brothers - Block Rockin' Beats Views: 3,088,340 Uploader: Astralwerks Uploaded: Jan 9, 2008 Duration: 3m36s Rating: 4.91
14:00 <Doodle> i'm paying back the neighbours for their barking dog this morning btw
15:00 <Doodle> cranked to over 9000
15:00 <couleurs> brb some idiet playen block rockin' beats real loud
15:00 <Doodle> kekekekekekke
15:00 <Doodle> 2ritem8
16:00 <couleurs> :~)
16:00 <Doodle> pleas-u-ring
18:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDj7DuHVV9E
18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Chemical Brothers - The Salmon Dance Views: 7,082,716 Uploader: emimusic Uploaded: Mar 11, 2009 Duration: 4m11s Rating: 4.89
18:00 <couleurs> did you hear their new song... it's not bad
19:00 <Doodle> i only just realised all their music is missing from my pc
19:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO2RPDZkY88
19:00 <Doodle> i had the whole discography and its gone :(
19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Chemical Brothers - Go Views: 3,732,181 Uploader: ChemicalBrothersVEVO Uploaded: May 4, 2015 Duration: 3m41s Rating: 4.55
19:00 <smashmouse> penised to meet you
20:00 <Doodle> wooo
21:00 <thestig> doodle
21:00 <Doodle> 14th
21:00 <StrykerX> What speakers are you running?
22:00 <Doodle> me?
22:00 <thestig> on your f1 car
22:00 <StrykerX> Yes you.
22:00 <Doodle> just a cheapo 5.1 setup i got with the pc
22:00 <Doodle> but it pumps
22:00 <StrykerX> Nice
22:00 <thestig> hi styrex 
22:00 <Doodle> lol thestig
22:00 <StrykerX> Styrex?
23:00 <Doodle> i didnt think i could see kimi any surlier
23:00 <Doodle> until last night
23:00 <Doodle> he was pissed lol
23:00 <thestig> yeh what happened to him
23:00 <Doodle> he fucked up
23:00 <Doodle> he is losing his touch
23:00 <Doodle> no explanation
23:00 <Doodle> just a tanty
23:00 <Serenity> i had the best 5.1 logiteh set ul
23:00 <Serenity> up
23:00 <Serenity> so loud
24:00 <Doodle> mine has fkn maestro written on it its probably china's finest
24:00 <thestig> the teacher 
24:00 <StrykerX> I just realised my dr appt this arvo is at 4.20
24:00 <StrykerX> You should be proud Doodle
24:00 <Doodle> woo
24:00 <Doodle> BLAZE IT
24:00 <Serenity> hehehe
24:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-wpS49KN00
24:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: "FOK JULLE NAAIERS" by DIE ANTWOORD (Official) Views: 9,393,839 Uploader: Die Antwoord Uploaded: Mar 8, 2012 Duration: 5m8s Rating: 4.73
24:00 <Serenity> bahlaaaasyyyzzzee
25:00 <StrykerX> Should hit the dr up for some
25:00 <Doodle> i want to wash my car today cos its sunny
25:00 <Doodle> but 7 degrees
25:00 <StrykerX> For "medical" purposes
25:00 <smashmouse> slinky rex
25:00 <smashmouse> raaaaaooow
25:00 <Serenity> i should go put clothes on
25:00 <MrMark> slinky minx
26:00 <StrykerX> And 7 degrees in normal non-hick temps is around 3.
26:00 <smashmouse> reow
26:00 <Doodle> [12:25] <Serenity> i should go get my camera
26:00 <StrykerX> I agree!
27:00 <Serenity> u wish
27:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
27:00 <StrykerX> FB says I got sex appeal so it's all good
27:00 <StrykerX> And cause it's on FB it's true!
27:00 <Doodle> if wishes were horses beggars would ride
27:00 <Serenity> hah
27:00 <Serenity> im dreamy and charming
27:00 <Doodle> uh
28:00 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
28:00 <Doodle> yes, you are
28:00 <Serenity> i bloody a.
28:00 <Serenity> am
28:00 <gs69azza> same
28:00 <StrykerX> Sex appeal and attraction
28:00 <StrykerX> And out of control
29:00 <StrykerX> Well 1 out of the 3 are true
32:00 <Serenity> lol
32:00 <Serenity> out of cuntrols
32:00 <StrykerX> Yup!
36:00 <Serenity> ok better get up. laters
41:00 <faux> Hng
48:00 <gs69azza> hnng
50:00 <MrMark> hung
23:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
27:00 <TheRon> GO DEES!!
29:00 <thestig> DEES NUTZ
45:00 <couleurs> go deesiels
52:00 <TheRon> the waiting is the hardest part
16:00 <TheRon> american woman, stay away from me
18:00 <couleurs> brb, go dees
53:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/rNvWzN-bH6c
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: "i was originally gonna 'come' in between her legs" NEWS BLOOPER Views: 409 Uploader: Purple Vines & Bloopers Uploaded: Jun 8, 2014 Duration: 0m12s Rating: 5.00
53:00 <couleurs> huhuhuhuhu
10:00 <couleurs> bad news gang, approx 8 of my youtube faves have been DELETED
16:00 <amelia> that is terrible news
16:00 <couleurs> thank u 
22:00 <couleurs> i have 1599 favourites now
22:00 <couleurs> n u?
23:00 <amelia> 3
24:00 <amelia> i guess you win
24:00 <amelia> damn
24:00 <couleurs> hope i'm 1 of them
24:00 <amelia> nosoz
24:00 <couleurs> BLOCKED
24:00 <amelia> but maybe later down the track who knows
25:00 <amelia> fine you're never allowed in my youtubes then
25:00 <amelia> blame urself
26:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me?
26:00 <amelia> already did m8
26:00 <amelia> u scared
27:00 <couleurs> maeby
28:00 <amelia> go cry bout it y dont chu
28:00 <TheRiddler> geez the rain is heavy atm
28:00 <TheRiddler> looks like turned the shower on full
28:00 <TheRiddler> *someone
28:00 <couleurs> reported u 4 water wasteing
29:00 <amelia> water corp have you blocked fyi
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <couleurs> brb makeing soup
39:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9zpnLBtwwg anthem of austnet
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Cardigans - Lovefool Views: 12,744,519 Uploader: alinedavila Uploaded: Jul 29, 2007 Duration: 3m19s Rating: 4.91
40:00 <anotherirc3r> good song simba
41:00 <couleurs> good bong simba 
42:00 <simba> did you see this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3OuIe0zpwE
42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: E3 2015 Ubisoft dank meme man Views: 1,560 Uploader: LAZERBINKY Uploaded: Jun 16, 2015 Duration: 1m16s Rating: 4.42
42:00 <simba> the worst moment in e3 history
43:00 <simba> oh shit that video itself is ruined by some fuckhead
43:00 <simba> do you have a meme you wanna pitch?
43:00 <StrykerX> Your love is like bad medicineeeeeee
45:00 <couleurs> what's a meme
48:00 <couleurs> am i a meme?
49:00 <simba> meme me up scotty
49:00 <simba> omg i just made a meme - to meme generator and 4chan
49:00 <couleurs> fkn xD
05:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7wkRET0hbo
05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: RATATAT - ABRASIVE Views: 188,725 Uploader: ratatatmusic Uploaded: Jun 16, 2015 Duration: 4m15s Rating: 4.94
05:00 <couleurs> diss mah jam
09:00 <MrMark> booo!
10:00 <TheRon> i just freeze everytime you see thru me, and i'm all over you, electric blue
22:00 <couleurs> bye nate
27:00 <TheRon> yes it's true, i am happy to be stuck with you\
30:00 <couleurs> go dees
30:00 <TheRon> 5 points
34:00 <smashmouse> no nate NO
35:00 <TheRon> thats what she said
37:00 <TheRon> you go back jack, do it again!
39:00 <simba> what teh score
39:00 <TheRon> cats 20 dees 45
39:00 <TheRon> cats 40
39:00 <simba> wat da
39:00 <TheRon> cats palying shit
40:00 <Doodle> 420
40:00 <Doodle> ish
40:00 <TheRon> on the plus side, dees have thrown everything at us i think
40:00 <simba> u wood hope so
40:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10301278_892574477481826_3695223167234384066_n.jpg?oh=ec653e6f2b1909c6bcfa862c6a18de9c&oe=562DD2F1&__gda__=1441530567_f72581c183bee0beaa75695138efa702
41:00 <simba> making food owns
41:00 <TheRon> i got chicen wrapped in bacon for tea
42:00 <Doodle> i got nothing
42:00 <simba> sweet
42:00 <simba> get subway 2 make u a footlon
42:00 <simba> g
42:00 <TheRon> get maggotted and order a pizza
42:00 <simba> get subway 2 maggot u a pizza
43:00 <simba> hashtag get maggoted
43:00 <simba> hashtag shittheronsays
43:00 <TheRon> hosted by bill cosby
44:00 <smashmouse> haha big bill cosby thing on tnite ey
44:00 <smashmouse> abuser of white women!
48:00 <TheRon> i'm a joker, i'm a smoker i'm a midnight toker
48:00 <TheRon> i get my lovin' on the run
51:00 <couleurs> get subway 2 make u a pizza hut
52:00 <TheRon> geelong in fromt
52:00 <couleurs> 4/20 every day doggs
52:00 <couleurs> lissen 2 beach house every day
53:00 <couleurs> -- me as a meme
54:00 <smashmouse> lol
58:00 <couleurs> calm down, calm down don't get a big dick
59:00 <Doodle> lol
09:00 <couleurs> n e other goss?
14:00 <TheRon> sepp blatter was lucifer himself
15:00 <smashmouse> wonderin wot 2 ave 4 dina
16:00 <TheRon> deep fried sheep balls?
16:00 <smashmouse> nah
18:00 <TokenDaRing> sepp bladder
18:00 <TheRon> sepptic bladder
18:00 <TokenDaRing> what a mutt
19:00 <TheRon> a muppet?
19:00 <milk> sepptic splatter
19:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/Ic5izBn.gifv
19:00 <couleurs> what kind of fish is that 1
19:00 <TheRon> mmm mmmm mmmmm
20:00 <milk> catfish?
20:00 <TheRon> butterfish/
22:00 <couleurs> thank u
22:00 <smashmouse> lol couleurs
23:00 <smashmouse> leopardfish!!!!!!
23:00 <smashmouse> woooo
25:00 <couleurs> xD
29:00 <TheRiddler> go da dees
29:00 <TheRon> and i'm hungry like the wolf
30:00 <couleurs> go dees
31:00 <smashmouse> i wana get burgers
31:00 <smashmouse> or a burger
32:00 <smashmouse> frommm BURGER FOUNDRY
32:00 <smashmouse> wit blue vein cheese omigosh
32:00 <TheRon> a philipino furburger?
32:00 <smashmouse> yuk
36:00 <couleurs> shemale burger deluxe
36:00 <couleurs> huhuhu
36:00 <smashmouse> aha
46:00 <TheRiddler> the dees won
46:00 <TheRon> yep
47:00 <simba> wtf
48:00 <simba> like 2 years after losing by like 200 points down there
48:00 <simba> ok 4 yrs
49:00 <TheRiddler> I have yet to see a team lose when they're first to reach by 90pts
49:00 <TheRiddler> -by
49:00 <TheRiddler> 90-100pts
49:00 <TheRiddler> in the last 2 years
49:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <simba> thats a very small sample size
50:00 <TheRiddler> true
51:00 <simba> but yea 100 pts is the classic barrier
51:00 <TheRiddler> I dont remember the years before that
51:00 <simba> maybe it will b lowered
51:00 <simba> u mite be seeing da swing
51:00 <TheRiddler> carlton could of been the first
51:00 <simba> teams like us prefering 2 play the forwards down back
51:00 <simba> cant kick 100 like that
52:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
52:00 <simba> ;_;
53:00 <TheRiddler> there's the killer 
54:00 <simba> who Lish?
54:00 <TheRiddler> hai Mew
56:00 <Lish> lol
05:00 <TheRon> i need breasts
06:00 <TheRiddler> is it me or do they try to name movies now after video games
06:00 <TheRiddler> san andreas, hot pursuit
07:00 <TheRon> does it have breasts?
08:00 <TheRiddler> I think hot pursuit is about dumb blondes doing dumb things 
08:00 <TheRon> i lost my shirt i pawned my rings, i've done all the dumb things
08:00 <British^Meat> its just u methinks
09:00 <couleurs> hi PUFFDADDY r u the real 1
10:00 <PUFFDADDY> better
11:00 <couleurs> unpossible
12:00 <TheRon> benny and the jets......
25:00 <TheRon> four seasons in one, lying in the depths of your imagination
30:00 <couleurs> hows ya gf Doodle 
30:00 <Doodle> good, she is in the garage
30:00 <TheRon> plastic
30:00 <couleurs> Hot.
30:00 <Doodle> i've been in and out of her so much today
31:00 <TheRon> hope you cleaned up
31:00 <couleurs> he wax her himself
32:00 <couleurs> then locks her up for the night
33:00 <TheRon> and whenever i fall at your feet, you let your tears rain down on me
33:00 <Doodle> 'tears'
36:00 <couleurs> i got a new clutch, getting a clutch stop next week
36:00 <couleurs> c u @ the race trak
37:00 <couleurs> heel n toe bro xD
37:00 <Doodle> haha
37:00 <Doodle> i need to adjust mine
37:00 <Doodle> effort
37:00 <couleurs> i only broke mine in, it was so soft and weird at first
38:00 <couleurs> i lifted off too quickly a few times and got wheel spin/whiplash
38:00 <Doodle> hoon
38:00 <couleurs> i was like WHAT THE FUCK 
38:00 <couleurs> ^______________^
38:00 <Doodle> mine got a new clutch just before i bought it
38:00 <Doodle> thankfully
38:00 <couleurs> cops can't catch me i'm mario
38:00 <couleurs> cool
39:00 <couleurs> mine had the original (like everything else) for 15 years good 1
39:00 <Doodle> lol well worn
39:00 <couleurs> new clutch + z3 short shift kit + clutch stop = cum
40:00 <couleurs> yeah it was awful, 1st and 2nd where hard to get in
40:00 <Doodle> is it a 3er?
40:00 <couleurs> yea 325i
40:00 <Doodle> onice
40:00 <Doodle> e46?
40:00 <couleurs> 36
41:00 <Doodle> you must be loaded
42:00 <couleurs> not really, just spent 2 much on it
42:00 <Doodle> lol yeah been there
42:00 <couleurs> it's a bit of a sleeper...
43:00 <couleurs> only the m3 wheels give it away
43:00 <Doodle> awesome
43:00 <couleurs> i haven't upgraded the brakes yet but i don't see need
43:00 <couleurs> STOPING IS 4 LOSERS
44:00 <Doodle> depends on how much hp over stock you're makaing
44:00 <Doodle> hahaha
44:00 <Doodle> *making
44:00 <Doodle> i doubled the power of my old rx7 but left the brakes stock
44:00 <Doodle> cos they were fine
44:00 <couleurs> heh
45:00 <Doodle> also doubled the boost
45:00 <Doodle> that wasnt fine
45:00 <couleurs> blow thing up
45:00 <Doodle> blew the engine 3 times and the turbo twice
45:00 <Doodle> but it was worth it
45:00 <couleurs> lol
49:00 <couleurs> i saw 1 of your cars the other week
49:00 <couleurs> a girl was driving it and it had the roof down
49:00 <couleurs> and she sped off like a crasy bich
49:00 <couleurs> probably l8 4 pizza
50:00 <TheRon> hey now hey now  don't dream it's over
55:00 <TheRon> when i think about you i touch myself
58:00 <couleurs> :wink:
21:00 <Doodle> [18:49] <couleurs> a girl was driving it and it had the roof down
21:00 <Doodle> thats cos its a girls car
23:00 <couleurs> :)
25:00 <couleurs> about 2 get my FiFa on broes
25:00 <couleurs> who's reddy
26:00 <Doodle> i dont have a feafer
27:00 <couleurs> nobody does...
29:00 <couleurs> everybody don't 4 get 2 preorder FiFa 16 ladies edition
31:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs: does it have the financial payoffs feature yet?
31:00 <TokenDaRing> as well as bribing fifa officials?
32:00 <couleurs> dunno, not released yet
36:00 <smashmouse> lol
36:00 <smashmouse> whats the difference between fifa 14 that i have
36:00 <smashmouse> and 15
36:00 <smashmouse> and then 16?
37:00 <couleurs> just some tweaks, new animations etc
37:00 <couleurs> and updated teams
38:00 <couleurs> new soundtrack every year!!!!
44:00 <faux> And wimmenz
45:00 <Doodle> mmm
48:00 <couleurs> can't wait 2 beat B1 with matildas girl team go ozzy oi oi oi
48:00 <couleurs> --- TheRon
52:00 <smashmouse> http://emilygreyfan.com/babes-emily-grey-in-give-in-to-desire/?thehun
52:00 <smashmouse> o yes
52:00 <smashmouse> ;)
52:00 <smashmouse> oops
56:00 <couleurs> ok
01:00 <faux> goin to the cafe xd
03:00 <couleurs> kool
06:00 <smashmouse> i gonna put in lego marvel super heroes ahehehehe
06:00 <smashmouse> oh ps4 this week
08:00 <couleurs> SiCk
11:00 <couleurs> c u oneline bro xD
14:00 <simba> lego superheros xD
15:00 <smashmouse> xD
15:00 <smashmouse> ima have to create a new psn
15:00 <faux>  xD
16:00 <faux> I have two little bite marks on my hand
16:00 <faux> It's so creepy idk what bit me
16:00 <simba> me
16:00 <faux> Hot
16:00 <simba> hawtness xD
16:00 <simba> superheroes r hawt bro xD
16:00 <simba> fkn good bodies 
17:00 <simba> r u 4 skype calls l8r ??
17:00 <Maurice> Probably a deadly spider bite
17:00 <faux> Yes
17:00 <couleurs> my psn is B4st4rd1y_0n3
18:00 <Doodle> loool
18:00 <British^Meat> tybalt6666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666
18:00 <faux> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
18:00 <faux> meat out
19:00 <simba> kool
19:00 <simba> meat in
19:00 <simba> meat out
19:00 <Doodle> and shake it all about
19:00 <British^Meat> meat totally in
19:00 <British^Meat> you'll know when the meats out
20:00 <Doodle> cos of the stench?
20:00 <faux> Do people know when the meats in
20:00 <faux> That's more important 
20:00 <smashmouse> lol couleurs
20:00 <Maurice> If you don't know when it's in, you need to work on your pelvic floor
20:00 <British^Meat> totes
21:00 <Maurice> Speaking of big vaginas
21:00 <British^Meat> hah
21:00 <faux> Don't be rude ashleigh is lovely 
21:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Harrr
21:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00 <Picard> im a cunt.
21:00 <StrykerX> We know, Picard, we know.
21:00 <faux> You dun hev da warmth or depth
21:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: A walking, loose vagina
21:00 <Picard> anyone watching B1 Cosby on seven?
22:00 <Doodle> .
22:00 <Picard> StrykerX at least i admit it. not in denial like u
22:00 <faux> No pieter but tell us more about what's on tv
22:00 <StrykerX> When have I ever denied it?
22:00 <StrykerX> :)
22:00 <TokenDaRing> Pieter watches Today Tonight, hoping he's not on it
22:00 <faux> I think token has Picard on highlight 
22:00 <smashmouse> prob hopes he is lol
22:00 <smashmouse> on crime stoppers
23:00 <StrykerX> Just watch for the raids
23:00 <StrykerX> It'll be either Pieter or TiSK
23:00 <smashmouse> bill crosby on 60 mins tonight right?
23:00 <smashmouse> about abusing white women
23:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
23:00 <anotherirc3r> I agree faux
23:00 <TokenDaRing> and fondling kids
23:00 <faux> Who are you
23:00 <smashmouse> he invented top deck chocolate ;)
23:00 <anotherirc3r> seems StrykerX does too
23:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of resident junkies
23:00 <StrykerX> Sup Loof?
24:00 <smashmouse> lol
24:00 <faux> Zzz
24:00 <smashmouse> i fondle food
24:00 <smashmouse> Huey taught me how
24:00 <TokenDaRing> smashmouse: come on man, don't play with your food
24:00 <Picard> faux i think token has a man crush on me
24:00 <faux> Me 2
24:00 <faux> He was silent til you joined
24:00 <StrykerX> lolll
24:00 <Maurice> You'd have to be a man first
24:00 <faux> Bit awkies
24:00 <StrykerX> Hahahahaha
25:00 <smashmouse> lol tokes
25:00 <StrykerX> Maurice knows how it is
25:00 <TokenDaRing> I think faux has a bit of a crush on old Pigtard here
25:00 <faux> omgz dat originality
25:00 <faux> Oozing
25:00 <Loof> i and i is cooking bacon
25:00 <TokenDaRing> I guess the obese bald work does it for some
25:00 <TokenDaRing> look*
25:00 <faux> Yum loof
25:00 <Loof> i an i isn't phazed
26:00 <Picard> Maurice just because u have bigger balls than me doesnt mean im not a man
26:00 <Maurice> Pretty sure it does
26:00 <StrykerX> Picard: You know that's a self burn, right?
26:00 <TokenDaRing> own goals is what Picard is all about
27:00 <Picard> no lad, im just being honest
27:00 <British^Meat> meat away
28:00 <smashmouse> ye well
28:00 <smashmouse> its fun to empty ur balls
29:00 <Loof> yoyo
29:00 <TokenDaRing> yo yo Travis
29:00 <Loof> so\
29:00 <Picard> -TokenDaRing- Pigtard likes to piss on himself!!!!!!  <-- i truly think this cunt is in lust with me
29:00 <TokenDaRing> whats cracking
29:00 <Loof> the ebonics\
29:00 <Loof> are you a nigger
29:00 <Loof> or a wannabe nigger?
29:00 <StrykerX> Picard: what's that?
29:00 <Travis> I can walk the dog
30:00 <smashmouse> in lust
30:00 <smashmouse> lel
30:00 <anotherirc3r> I do agree Picard
30:00 <faux> Lol I find it weird how he pms/notices everyone it's creepy :'(
30:00 <anotherirc3r> just obsessed
30:00 <faux> Poor guy
30:00 <TokenDaRing> faux: do I pm or notice you?
30:00 <smashmouse> Picard pls type ur sentences into google before you press enter
30:00 <smashmouse> kthxbai
30:00 <Picard> thats the notice TokenDaRing continues to send me
30:00 <Travis> translate.google.com
31:00 <Loof> PigTard beats his wife
31:00 <smashmouse> lol
31:00 <Serenity> lol.@ picard pretending he doesn't do it too
31:00 <StrykerX> t
31:00 <StrykerX> That's the funny bit, Serenity.
31:00 <TokenDaRing> also faux, did someone try to perform several botch lobotomies on you or are you just naturally retarded?
31:00 <TokenDaRing> botched*
31:00 <Serenity> he notice floods people too
31:00 <Picard> faux i think he is creepy, the type who sleeps with his mummy
31:00 <StrykerX> Don't worry, he's innocent.
31:00 <StrykerX> Like one or two others on here.
31:00 <StrykerX> Claim innocence when they're just as bad, if not worse.
31:00 <Doodle> <-
31:00 <Loof> this is why i use ignore
31:00 <Doodle> oh
31:00 <Doodle> fuck
32:00 <Doodle> timing
32:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
32:00 <StrykerX> Self burn on Doodle
32:00 <smashmouse> my butt wishes it was innocent :o
32:00 <Picard> Doodle ignore is for the weak
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <StrykerX> Which works a few ways too
32:00 <anotherirc3r> he just wants you Picard
32:00 <Doodle> what
32:00 <Doodle> i dont use ignore
32:00 <faux> Don't try your fake lame trolling w me
32:00 <StrykerX> Doodle: your lover is here.
32:00 <anotherirc3r> not getting enough attention
32:00 <faux> You're boring ty
32:00 <Loof> token you cum weasle gtfo
32:00 <TokenDaRing> faux: I want to know if you're "special" so not to use any politically incorrect terms around you
32:00 <faux> Lol
32:00 <smashmouse> tweek tweek
32:00 <faux> Cum weasle
33:00 <smashmouse> hot!
33:00 <Picard> oops Loof
33:00 <StrykerX> ;D
33:00 <anotherirc3r> no joshy
33:00 <anotherirc3r> bad
33:00 <Picard> thats one hell of an insult Doodle,sorry
33:00 <smashmouse> mad!
33:00 <Doodle> what is
33:00 <StrykerX> You're in son.
33:00 <Picard> referring to you as loof
33:00 <StrykerX> Picard: Shame on you.
33:00 <Picard> forgive me
34:00 <StrykerX> Doodle is far better than Loof
34:00 <Doodle> oh
34:00 <StrykerX> In every given way.
34:00 <Doodle> i only just realised
34:00 <Picard> oh really
34:00 <Picard> maybe it was justified if you are that slow :P
34:00 <Doodle> i am otherwise occupied
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ only just noticed
34:00 <Picard> fapping?
34:00 <StrykerX> He's fapping over Serenity's pix from this morning
35:00 <Doodle> go why is it always fapping
35:00 <Picard> lol 
35:00 <Doodle> i do other things sometimes
35:00 <Doodle> *god
35:00 <Picard> cause we know u like to jerk off
35:00 <TokenDaRing> hey Bastardly_One, how's Witcher 3 going?
35:00 <Doodle> well hats not to like about it
35:00 <Doodle> *whats
35:00 <Picard> is Bones a news series?
35:00 <StrykerX> Like preparing material to fap, Doodle?
35:00 <Doodle> no
35:00 <Doodle> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Token, haven't played games in days 
35:00 <StrykerX> I missed my 4.20 dr appt
36:00 <TheRiddler> a news series
36:00 <Doodle> too bent?
36:00 <StrykerX> I felt gutted
36:00 <StrykerX> Yep
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not all I do ... believe it or not
36:00 <Loof> we all get a bit faphappy at times
36:00 <Doodle> damn
36:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh Doodle 
36:00 <Picard> lies Bastardly_One
36:00 <Bastardly_One> just that night
36:00 <Doodle> what
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I gave up
36:00 <Doodle> i was talking to StrykerX lol
36:00 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the too bent?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooh
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
37:00 <StrykerX> Bit slow tonight, Bastardly_One?
37:00 <StrykerX> :P
37:00 <Doodle> he is too bent
37:00 <StrykerX> Oh right.
37:00 <Bastardly_One> most nights
37:00 <Picard> i wanna go to russia
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the slow bit
37:00 <StrykerX> Bent most rights?
37:00 <StrykerX> Nights*
37:00 <StrykerX> k
37:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
37:00 <Loof> StrykerX isn't afraid to show his mum a good time
37:00 <Picard> 24/7
37:00 <Loof> cum cum cum
37:00 <StrykerX> The line fails when you have a typo in it
37:00 <Bastardly_One> gave it up about 2 days before I went AWOL here
37:00 <milk> you like good strong russian man, picard?
37:00 <StrykerX> Loof: You finally unignored me?
37:00 <Zade> why russia?
38:00 <simba> Bastardly_One u realise people can see what ur playing on PSN so no point lying about it
38:00 <StrykerX> Nup
38:00 <StrykerX> Just replying to my nick mention
38:00 <Loof> lol owned
38:00 <Loof> silly old fart
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it's on whenever its on but yes in the evenings
38:00 <Serenity> is it like steam?
38:00 <Serenity> you can see peoples games etc
38:00 <Doodle> farts?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> see it on during the day? I don't stay up all night anymore
38:00 <simba> PSN? no its shit
39:00 <Picard> its old, has amazing architexture
39:00 <Serenity> oh
39:00 <Doodle> you can if theyre on your friends list sezz
39:00 <simba> Picard just described it
39:00 <simba> lol pwned
39:00 <smashmouse> i hope star trek is on tonite woooo
39:00 <Doodle> i can see what my mates are playing etc
39:00 <TokenDaRing> architexture? Is that where you feel the buildings?
39:00 <TheRiddler> the only advantage with psn is the free monthly games
39:00 <simba> yea great games like..........
39:00 <simba> ..................
39:00 <Picard> its not on your lit Zade
39:00 <simba> .................
39:00 <anotherirc3r> ooooh. what Star Trek?
40:00 <TheRiddler> tho lately they're lacking
40:00 <Bastardly_One> then for weeks I never went near the thing
40:00 <Picard> simba??
40:00 <Bastardly_One> wow I got a new game to actually play it
40:00 <TheRiddler> psn during ps3 time was alot better
40:00 <TheRiddler> there was like 3-4 full ps3 games
40:00 <simba> sony suck ballz
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that the best anyone has got? If so that's pretty lame
40:00 <TheRiddler> every month
40:00 <Zade> if i was over that way i would like to check out Pripyat
40:00 <TheRiddler> still better than xbox live tho
40:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing: How's ya bf
40:00 <StrykerX> ?
41:00 <TokenDaRing> he's awesome cheers
41:00 <smashmouse> whats wrong with xbox live
41:00 <Serenity> ur all gay
41:00 <StrykerX> Serenity: Only for you bigboi ;D
41:00 <Serenity> pfff
41:00 <simba> whats right with it
41:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: I heard you met up with a real manly looking person lately
41:00 <StrykerX> Mandy?
42:00 <StrykerX> God no.
42:00 <Doodle> loool
42:00 <Doodle> he said manly
42:00 <Picard> Zade where the fuck is that
42:00 <Doodle> not a pig
42:00 <StrykerX> Oh
42:00 <StrykerX> My bad.
42:00 <Zade> ukraine
42:00 <MrMark> hi\
42:00 <smashmouse> anotherirc3r Next Generation :P on channel 11
42:00 <Picard> oh ok
42:00 <smashmouse> i think it's on late on sundays
42:00 <anotherirc3r> oooohh tng!!!
42:00 <anotherirc3r> nice
42:00 <smashmouse> :P
43:00 <smashmouse> i like ds9 and voyager too
43:00 <smashmouse> voyager is ma fav
43:00 <anotherirc3r> same just not tos
43:00 <anotherirc3r> never really got into it
43:00 <anotherirc3r> me too!
43:00 <anotherirc3r> then tng
43:00 <smashmouse> ye
43:00 <Zade> its a ghost city, was abandoned after chernobyl
45:00 <Serenity> lol
45:00 <StrykerX> Don't laugh at me
45:00 <StrykerX> I'm holding onto false hope
45:00 <StrykerX> Others do here
46:00 <StrykerX> Why can't I?!
46:00 <Doodle> get your own
46:00 <StrykerX> I have my own
46:00 <Doodle> greedy
46:00 <StrykerX> Sharing is caring!
46:00 <StrykerX> It could be worse..
46:00 <StrykerX> Picard could do it.
47:00 <TheRiddler> anotherirc3r are you the same girl that want's a bf with a maloo
47:00 <TheRiddler> ?
47:00 <Doodle> wow i totally did not see tha coming at all
47:00 <Doodle> t
47:00 <anotherirc3r> what exactly is a maloo?
47:00 <StrykerX> Different person TheRiddler
48:00 <TheRiddler> ok
48:00 <TheRiddler> nvm
48:00 <TheRiddler> it's a ute
48:00 <anotherirc3r> right
49:00 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
49:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1779211_10153860118820494_1359721314_n.jpg?oh=5413fe1a5844b0433bf2f95b942026a4&oe=5629DA41&__gda__=1445830302_4df13d97f47e773b04284b939b495d2b
49:00 <amelia> why doesnt she jus go and get a maloo herself
49:00 <Picard> <StrykerX> Picard could do it.  <----huh??
49:00 <StrykerX> Haha nm
49:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: fuck off
49:00 <Picard> i was afk
49:00 <StrykerX> Touching Doodle
49:00 <StrykerX> 0o0o0oo cops are here
49:00 <Picard> yes
50:00 <StrykerX> Maybe I should hide behind my cat!
50:00 <beehhh> i found this website for free movies n good steaming
50:00 <beehhh> hd32
50:00 <Picard> your fucked now
50:00 <Doodle> lol steaming
50:00 <StrykerX> Bad!
50:00 <anotherirc3r> maybe you should go play in traffic
50:00 <Doodle> do they have good recipes
50:00 <beehhh> i started off the lasest
50:00 <Picard> flashuing your cock on trams is illegal
50:00 <Serenity> lol that maloo chick was weird
50:00 <StrykerX> I don't use trams
50:00 <beehhh> watched survivor n unbroken today
50:00 <TokenDaRing> anotherirc3r: StrykerX isn't suicidal though
50:00 <StrykerX> That means going outside.
51:00 <StrykerX> Can't do that.
51:00 <Picard> lol
51:00 <beehhh> watch32hd.org
51:00 <Serenity> whos suicidal
51:00 <StrykerX> Someone might fuck in my bed
51:00 <anotherirc3r> good for him
51:00 <beehhh> you are
51:00 <StrykerX> :(
51:00 <Picard> i know thats a lie, you're not B1
51:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: not StrykerX, he's not under suicide watch, no
51:00 <StrykerX> Hahahahaha Picard
51:00 <beehhh> only thing i'd sacrifice are my semen
51:00 <Serenity> oh lol
52:00 <Picard> suicide is for the weak 
52:00 <beehhh> batman is always horny
52:00 <StrykerX> Why would I be under suicide watch?
52:00 <StrykerX> O.o
52:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: well you wouldn't be
52:00 <StrykerX> Exactly
52:00 <Picard> i wish TokenDaRing was, and we distracted his watcher
52:00 <Serenity> i think tokens trying tk tell us something
52:00 <StrykerX> I'm too happy to be.
52:00 <beehhh> StrykerX was that you cited something unusal on the moon
52:00 <anotherirc3r> I wish that too Picard
52:00 <Picard> yeah fuck kiling yourself and making your haters happy, stick around and oiss the cunts off
52:00 <beehhh> shighted*
53:00 <StrykerX> beehhh: Screw the moon man
53:00 <StrykerX> Amen, Picard. Amen.
53:00 <Serenity> making fun of thats a little poor form
53:00 <beehhh> infact they are real
53:00 <StrykerX> First decent thing you've said in ages.
53:00 <simba> Picard that is deep 
53:00 <Picard> piss*
53:00 <simba> lol
53:00 <Picard> simba im a deep person, you just dont know the real me
53:00 <Doodle> agreed sezz
53:00 <Serenity> no one herr has haters
53:00 <beehhh> simba's a mom acc busted for him watching porno
53:00 <Serenity> here
53:00 <Serenity> you arent gangter famous people
54:00 <simba> im not a mom
54:00 <Serenity> youre idiots on a chat program
54:00 <Picard> Serenity fuck off with the typos lol
54:00 <simba> wow
54:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <beehhh> it goes on the statistic
54:00 <Doodle> fuckf offje ith wehr typos ezz
54:00 <StrykerX> Serenity: You can still have haters on here
54:00 <StrykerX> I do.
54:00 <Serenity> nope
54:00 <simba> lol
54:00 <StrykerX> It makes me feel hapy.
54:00 <StrykerX> Happy.
54:00 <simba> who hates StrykerX?
54:00 <Serenity> fuck off picard im on a 3 inch phone ffs
54:00 <StrykerX> Fuck, your typo's are rubbing off!
54:00 <TokenDaRing> I hate him
54:00 <beehhh> more hot days are coming
54:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: I hate you
54:00 <Loof> StrykerX isn't important enough to hate
54:00 <StrykerX> simba: Who doesn't?!
55:00 <StrykerX> It makes IRC more worthwhile being on. :D
55:00 <beehhh> TokenDaRing thinks he's all macho and wanted n shit
55:00 <simba> yea what have u done to be hated
55:00 <simba> maybe u make that up to feel needed like a villain
55:00 <Picard> well diet so your fucking fingers slim down lol
55:00 <simba> lol
55:00 <TokenDaRing> he rejected me
55:00 <StrykerX> Made people cry.
55:00 <StrykerX> Like TokenDaRing here.
55:00 <TokenDaRing> it was fucking heartless and cruel
55:00 <Maurice> Says that fat bald muppet
55:00 <Serenity> i dont have fat fingers you shlub
55:00 <Serenity> have you seen yourself
55:00 <Picard> lol
55:00 <Loof> he once told his mother to "shove it" when she told him to clean his room, he's badass
55:00 <StrykerX> Hhaha
55:00 <StrykerX> Owned Picard
55:00 <beehhh> i used to have mullet
55:00 <Picard> ive never denied im a fat bald cunt
55:00 <Doodle> loool Loof
55:00 <TheRiddler> he cant see himself that's the problem
55:00 <TokenDaRing> [20:55:44] <beehhh> i used to have mullet
55:00 <TokenDaRing> HAHAHA
55:00 <StrykerX> `8ball Is Loof's wife gonna bash him again later?
55:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: Is Loof's wife gonna bash him again later??? No.!!
56:00 <Picard> hardly owned StrykerX when i admit it every day
56:00 <StrykerX> First for everything.
56:00 <Doodle> lucky!
56:00 <Loof> same old shit
56:00 <simba>  ༼ ºل͟º ༽
56:00 <Loof> yawn
56:00 <StrykerX> beehhh: post a mullet pic.
56:00 <TokenDaRing> `8ball will Loof get locked out again tonight?
56:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: will Loof get locked out again tonight??? Yes.!!
56:00 <StrykerX> LOL
56:00 <StrykerX> Oh, my bad!
56:00 <StrykerX> Good part of IRC..
56:00 <StrykerX> Feed off the hate. :D
56:00 <simba> who hates you?
57:00 <Serenity> im going to go pooo
57:00 <Loof> Token's mother son sessions leave the bitch leaking for days
57:00 <Picard> pics Serenity
57:00 <Doodle> why
57:00 <Doodle> tell
57:00 <Doodle> us
57:00 <Doodle> that
57:00 <StrykerX> Not giving them the pleasure of typing their nick's, simba
57:00 <Doodle> sarah
57:00 <Doodle> fuck
57:00 <Loof> i'ma start calling token bad boy bubby
57:00 <simba> lol
57:00 <StrykerX> Doodle: So you can fap
57:00 <beehhh> i dont remember much now
57:00 <simba> mental
57:00 <Serenity> cause its more exciting than reading this shit
57:00 <Doodle> true
57:00 <Picard> StrykerX thinks he is important enough to have haters lol
57:00 <beehhh> even the aliens are better than our most civilized mankind
57:00 <simba> yeah watching Serenity poop would be so much better than this
57:00 <StrykerX> Spose you've accepted you're not Picard
57:00 <StrykerX> lolol
57:00 <beehhh> its tru man
57:00 <StrykerX> simba: You like watching shit?
58:00 <StrykerX> You're in the right place bro.
58:00 <beehhh> got betrayed by your own
58:00 <anotherirc3r> amazing, isn't Picard? that someone can be so conceited
58:00 <simba> watching TokenDaRing and StrykerX bro it up is like two 16 year old american gym junkies punch each other and laugh about how it doesnt hurt cos theyre that wasted
58:00 <Picard> of  course im not Picard, he us a dictional character 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> there is no such thing as a normal conversation in here apparently
58:00 <Loof> Token what's it like to get teabagged by your dad?
58:00 <simba> it makes anyone reading dumber
58:00 <simba> we're all dumber now
58:00 <Picard> fictional ffs
58:00 <StrykerX> lolol
58:00 <Picard> define normal Bastardly_One
58:00 <beehhh> TokenDaRing is the reason hate crime once again started in usa
58:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
59:00 <Serenity> in ur butt
59:00 <StrykerX> Again.
59:00 <Bastardly_One> anything but constant trolling/flaming ... whatever you want to call it 
59:00 <Loof> i think they should get a room
59:00 <TheRiddler> picard has the hots for picard confirmed
59:00 <Loof> and compare weaners
00:00 <beehhh> watch32hd is the coolest site ever
00:00 <Loof> and jerk off together to sex stories
00:00 <Serenity> ive seen strykers token jjst needs to send me his and i can compare
00:00 <Doodle> compare what
00:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: I'm not allowed to, missus won't let me
00:00 <Serenity> :(
00:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
00:00 <Serenity> greedy bitch
00:00 <Picard> lol @ missus
00:00 <amsy> lol
00:00 <Loof> i heard strykers had a small piece of white substance stuck to the tip (probably smegma)
00:00 <amsy> :(
00:00 <Doodle> amsy always turns up when theres cock talk
00:00 <Picard> so thats what you faggots call the other cock?
01:00 <beehhh> amsy are you cold slurp
01:00 <amsy> haha
01:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: yes it is
01:00 <Picard> ok
01:00 <amsy> doodle
01:00 <amsy> come cuddle
01:00 <Doodle> lol@Picard calling people faggots
01:00 <Doodle> ok
01:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: do you still think of us, during your long days at work, and smile?
01:00 <amsy> and watch f1
01:00 <Doodle> be there in ages
01:00 <Picard> Doodle 
01:00 <TokenDaRing> it really warms my heart to know that you think about us, Picard
01:00 <beehhh> isnt cuckold when i lick
01:00 <Doodle> what
01:00 <Loof> Picard can take mulitple dicks
01:00 <Picard> what
01:00 <TheRiddler> what
02:00 <Picard> what
02:00 <beehhh> tmi pardon me
02:00 <amsy> what
02:00 <TheRiddler> what
02:00 <Picard> wtf Loof
02:00 <beehhh> my bad
02:00 <Picard> only 2
02:00 <Doodle> lmao
02:00 <Doodle> 2 is a multiple
02:00 <Loof> Picard's anus is always hungry for more girth
02:00 <TheRiddler> .
02:00 <Picard> he makes it sound dirty like u take 3 or 4
02:00 <Taco> Hello my wonderful friends
02:00 <Taco> My only friends
02:00 <beehhh> all the love juice in your throat
02:00 <Taco> oh and hey picard
02:00 <Picard> nuh Loof i prefer lenght
02:00 <Picard> Taco
03:00 <smashmouse> couleurs https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10985027_10153485310339665_980379662152129766_n.jpg?oh=8f482801f9f805ad576bb64100290cf3&oe=562273B5
03:00 <TheRiddler> because you can swollow a footlong whole
03:00 <Picard> lol
04:00 <Picard> deepthroat is overrated
04:00 <Taco> nah
04:00 <Doodle> no its not
04:00 <Taco> ever made her puke?
04:00 <beehhh> https://watch32hd.org/watch_Unbroken_2014.html#video=U2WBJqiub3Af--ZGMIPF_Aft0Mt9ffEYftqX-GMjNUg
04:00 <Taco> theres nothing like that feeling
04:00 <Picard> i prefer u concentrate on my knob
04:00 <beehhh> woah
04:00 <simba> so you meant you deepthroating is overrated
04:00 <beehhh> stream to 1080p
04:00 <Loof> lol
04:00 <couleurs> denzel washington eye
04:00 <StrykerX> Deepthroating is by no means overrated.
04:00 <Doodle> lmao
04:00 <Doodle> denzelll
05:00 <beehhh> if i can take it up the arse i can make it back to straya
05:00 <Doodle> um
05:00 <simba> can we get an autokick whenever beeehh says straya?
05:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: do you want to come back to Australia?
05:00 <faux> Swollow
05:00 <TheRiddler> well if your dick wasn't so tiny
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol yes
05:00 <Doodle> faux: no, you
06:00 <Loof> swollow tranny juice
06:00 <faux> How can anyone get Picards  cock past their teeth
06:00 <Doodle> rofl
06:00 <Taco> remember when beehhh burnt his house down
06:00 <Taco> blamed some racist kid for it
06:00 <faux> It's not a choking hazard it's a tictac
06:00 <simba> a breathing tic tac
06:00 <Doodle> just one calorie
07:00 <Loof> cmon now picards penis could feed an entire colony.. of bacteria.. and it does!
07:00 <smashmouse> who is this blond hottie on 60 mins
07:00 <Doodle> pls stop
07:00 <smashmouse> wish she did porn
07:00 <Serenity> ew
08:00 <simba> u wanna watch other dudes bang her?
08:00 <smashmouse> sure
08:00 <Loof> lol
08:00 <smashmouse> thats porn 
08:00 <Doodle> teehehehe
08:00 <smashmouse> ;)
08:00 <simba> thats the height of aspiration there
08:00 <Doodle> now move your hand up and down sezz
08:00 <simba> boy i wish i could watch others bang her
08:00 <Serenity> :))
08:00 <faux> Lmao
08:00 <Doodle> tru luv
09:00 <Taco> do you reckon sex with paula yates is any good?
09:00 <Doodle> no she is dead
09:00 <smashmouse> am I supposed to say I wish i could bang her?
09:00 <faux> Paula abdul
09:00 <Taco> oh
09:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Paula Abdul - Straight Up.mp3 (5.81MB 192kbps Stereo 4:13)
09:00 <Taco> didn't know that
09:00 <smashmouse> just realised she looks like my friend :/
09:00 <Doodle> well
09:00 <Doodle> in all fairness
09:00 <simba> she looks like ashlee bro
09:00 <Doodle> she looked dead for 5 years up til she died
09:00 <smashmouse> yer
09:00 <Taco> so she'd prob starfish it aye
09:00 <Taco> lame
09:00 <smashmouse> thas what i realised lol :/
10:00 <Doodle> dry root
10:00 <Doodle> dusty
10:00 <simba> wonder if her sex face looks like ashlees
10:00 <Loof> that's why god invented vasoline
10:00 <Doodle> orite
10:00 <smashmouse> LOL
10:00 <Doodle> silly me
10:00 <smashmouse> im gonna ask her to do her sex face some time
10:00 <smashmouse> n laugh
10:00 <smashmouse> do a sex face, lols not a poop face!
10:00 <faux> lols
10:00 <Loof> or vicks if you psycho
11:00 <faux> Xd
11:00 <simba> lol xD
11:00 <faux> Mmm I love Vicks-a-lot 
11:00 <faux> What
11:00 <Doodle> tingly
11:00 <faux> Vicks**
11:00 <Serenity> i hate vicks :(
11:00 <faux> I think I said sir Vicks-a-lot once and it saved
11:00 <faux> As ifffff
11:00 <faux> Smells so good
11:00 <Doodle> i have some on rn
11:00 <Serenity> i like the smell
11:00 <Taco> hmm tbh paula yates looks like the average junkie from the cross... dunno why michael hutchence loved her so much... what a fagget
12:00 <Serenity> i hate it on me
12:00 <Taco> http://img1.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/0/9/09a4hadbdl6rldra.jpg?djet1p5k
12:00 <faux> Yeah I only put it under my nose I hate the feeling on me chest
12:00 <faux> Slimefest
12:00 <Loof> sticky
12:00 <Doodle> i rub it all over my chest
12:00 <Doodle> and balls
12:00 <faux> Ok
12:00 <Doodle> ok just my chest
12:00 <Serenity> or ppl that put it on their feet
12:00 <Serenity> yuck
12:00 <Doodle> and neck
12:00 <TheRiddler> what is putting it on your feet going to help
12:00 <Doodle> its sposed to help
12:00 <faux> Apparently it does
13:00 <Serenity> keeps you warm
13:00 <Picard> fuck me its 4.0°C
13:00 <Doodle> your body pulls in the camphor
13:00 <Serenity> it helps a lot
13:00 <faux> If you lather it on and then put socks on
13:00 <TheRiddler> oh I see
13:00 <Doodle> through your soles
13:00 <faux> Lol
13:00 <Serenity> mum used to slop it on our backa
13:00 <Serenity> backs
13:00 <faux> Fru me souk
13:00 <faux> Me backa
13:00 <faux> Clacka
13:00 <Loof> picard is proof that rubbing jizz into your scalp does not restore hair
13:00 <Doodle> cloaca
13:00 <Doodle> 3.6 here Picard
13:00 <Serenity> lool
13:00 <Doodle> winning
13:00 <Serenity> ploop
14:00 <Taco> 28C here
14:00 <Picard> was -2 this morning
14:00 <TheRiddler> all I can think of is a bird shitting on some bald guys head
14:00 <Doodle> was -3 here
14:00 <Doodle> winning
14:00 <Picard> Taco get fucked :P
14:00 <Serenity> its 10 here and fucking freezing cold wind
14:00 <Doodle> its.. bracing
14:00 <Maurice> My smoking bench is wet, so now I have to stand
14:00 <Maurice> First world problems
15:00 <Doodle> sit on me Maurice
15:00 <Doodle> :P~~
15:00 <faux> These aren't my glasses
15:00 <Doodle> hahahahahaaaaaaaaa
15:00 <Loof> lol
15:00 <faux> Lmao
15:00 <Doodle> dead
15:00 <faux> Best pic
15:00 <Doodle> lol it so ias
15:00 <Doodle> is
15:00 <Doodle> ias
15:00 <Doodle> .
15:00 <faux> U ass
15:00 <simba> u ass
15:00 <couleurs> https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/473618719055155200/RHqc6FwO.jpeg
15:00 <couleurs> me last week @ the beach
15:00 <Doodle> ua  model
16:00 <smashmouse> GO BILL COSBY
16:00 <smashmouse> u fuck dem white women bro
16:00 <Doodle> :/
16:00 <Loof> i made beer yesterday
16:00 <Loof> was fun
16:00 <simba> did it taste good
16:00 <smashmouse> i made bears
17:00 <smashmouse> brown ones
17:00 <smashmouse> ;)
17:00 <Loof> yeah it's a place you go and pay $20 a slab and brew it yourself
17:00 <Doodle> Mewcharist
17:00 <Loof> without all the perservitives and chemicals it tasted amazing
17:00 <simba> and u get to name it?
17:00 <Loof> my bro made stickers
17:00 <simba> Roy's Fireblazing B Special
17:00 <Loof> "beer brothers"
17:00 <simba> Loof and Son
17:00 <Loof> lol
18:00 <thestig> pigeon boy beer
18:00 <Mew> Doodlepip
18:00 <Doodle> whats happening
18:00 <simba> 3 monitors no life beer
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <smashmouse> lego marvel super hero beer!
18:00 <smashmouse> LMSH
19:00 <Loof> lol @ multiple 1080p monitors
19:00 <Loof> who is doing that?
19:00 <Doodle> i'm using a 12" green screen crt
19:00 <Mew> not much
19:00 <Mew> you?
19:00 <Serenity> i have 2 monitors
19:00 <Serenity> is that bad
20:00 <Loof> i have 4 all in one monitor
20:00 <Loof> 4k
20:00 <Loof> that's the future :P
20:00 <smashmouse> bill cosby forced me to have sex with a black supermodel
20:00 <Loof> brb bong
20:00 <Serenity> i dunno about that
20:00 <Picard> filthy black cunt
21:00 <Mew> saw graham cornes ripping it up on the d floor at the moseley last night
21:00 <Picard> lol
21:00 <TokenDaRing> bill cospy is a cool guy
21:00 <Picard> he must be 70
21:00 <Mew> yeah
21:00 <Mew> so old lol
21:00 <TheRiddler> what's all this bill cosby shaming 
21:00 <Serenity> hey did u get us our 5 boob handbra or qhat
21:00 <smashmouse> every time i smack a boi on the ass in a club i say "its ok bro im greek yo!"
21:00 <Picard> yeah TokenDaRing of course u would like him
21:00 <Mew> he looked out of place
21:00 <smashmouse> and they b like "o cool kk cool bro"
21:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: oh you know me
21:00 <Doodle> oh
21:00 <smashmouse> james packer and mariah carey wtf
21:00 <Doodle> not much Mew
22:00 <Doodle> waiting for f1
22:00 <Mew> nah lol there is photos and videos that I haven't seen yet
22:00 <Picard> did u hook up with him Mew?
22:00 <Mew> ew no
22:00 <Picard> lol
22:00 <Doodle> not until after a few drinks at least
22:00 <Picard> rich and old, could be dead soon, the perfect husband
23:00 <simba> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11038918_855080897914689_6390024255672853258_n.jpg?oh=94e7e60f02c2955771cb4c396e81badf&oe=562F53CE&__gda__=1445816950_ff6eedf2e3ab513fb8cbda8fe6d862ac
23:00 <amsy> lmao
24:00 <Doodle> missed you Loof
24:00 <Doodle> its been ages
24:00 <Loof> i might spend the night playing wii
24:00 <Loof> xenublade chronicles
25:00 <Doodle> but the f1 is on
25:00 <Loof> lol
25:00 <Doodle> dont you want to watch a whole heap of people spend a whole heap of money achieving nothing?
26:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/n5vrw57 check out my photoshop skillz
26:00 <Maurice> https://www.facebook.com/weloveallthecats/videos/822773077809919/?pnref=story
26:00 <Doodle> amsy
26:00 <Doodle> can you airbrush that on the bonnet of my car
27:00 <amsy> hahahahaya
27:00 <amsy> sure
27:00 <Loof> or penis
27:00 <Doodle> nah
27:00 <Doodle> penises up the side
27:00 <Doodle> that on the bonnet
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <TheRiddler> turn the animals in to penises
27:00 <thestig> seagulls are stupid 
28:00 <thestig> other then that looks good
28:00 <Doodle> haha
28:00 <amsy> Maurice, youtube Maru
28:00 <TheRiddler> flying penises and penises with fins
28:00 <amsy> theres heaps of videos of him
28:00 <Doodle> oh lol yeah that cat
28:00 <Doodle> tapped
29:00 <thestig> F1 ONE HD
29:00 <thestig> ricciardo going to ferari ?
29:00 <amsy> sky sports thx
30:00 <thestig> norge sports
30:00 <Doodle> itson ch10
30:00 <Doodle> not 1hd
30:00 <thestig> im on ONE
30:00 <thestig> it is on now
30:00 <amsy> lol
30:00 <Doodle> WHAT
31:00 <thestig> YES
31:00 <amsy> ricciardo going to ferrari?
31:00 <Doodle> wtf 
31:00 <amsy> surely not
31:00 <Doodle> fucking tv guide shit
31:00 <amsy> poor vettel will cry
31:00 <thestig> i duno stupid tv guide is fucked 
31:00 <Doodle> he will eventually 
31:00 <Doodle> not next yr tho
31:00 <smashmouse> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11238230_10153940891257995_4631139734677668247_n.jpg?oh=37bcdf0b8a5d7cf0edc06f6777893312&oe=562C0667&__gda__=1441311141_9af9d3db7219847792a710ddad25cf22
31:00 <smashmouse> hellz jea
31:00 <couleurs> F1F4
31:00 <TheRiddler> red bull is too cashed up
31:00 <Doodle> and ferrari isnt?
32:00 <TheRiddler> not compared to red bull
32:00 <Doodle> bullshit they have the biggest budget next to mercedes
32:00 <Doodle> mclaren
33:00 <anotherirc3r> oh thank god
33:00 <anotherirc3r> I thought you were showing more porn joshy
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <thestig> ferrari net worth 7.3 billion red bull net worth 5.3 billion
34:00 <Loof> fuck trying to steer those fucking things in games
34:00 <Loof> lose control constantly
34:00 <Doodle> martin brundle net worth 500 billion
34:00 <amsy> hahaha
34:00 <thestig> lol
34:00 <Loof> end up facing the wrong direction
34:00 <Maurice> My net worth tree fiddy
34:00 <Doodle> :o
34:00 <Doodle> lucky
35:00 <couleurs> my net worth $IRC
35:00 <Doodle> my net worth about $60pm
35:00 <thestig> lol
36:00 <amsy> doodle do you watch qualis?
36:00 <Doodle> http://www.yourtv.com.au/guide/melbourne/
36:00 <Doodle> lying cunts
36:00 <Doodle> yeah amsy
36:00 <TheRiddler> damn you loch ness monster
36:00 <amsy> hamilton nearly didnt make it past q1
36:00 <Doodle> lol yeah and KIMI
36:00 <Doodle> the big sooky la
37:00 <amsy> hehe
37:00 <thestig> hope hamilton dies 
37:00 <Doodle> rofl
37:00 <amsy> hahaha
37:00 <Doodle> i h8 nico
37:00 <Doodle> actually
37:00 <Doodle> i hate most of the germans
38:00 <Doodle> esp niki lauda
38:00 <Serenity> racist
38:00 <Doodle> germany isnt a race
38:00 <TheRiddler> I'm continueing the last episode
38:00 <amsy> i hate rosberg less this season
38:00 <Loof> it's only racist if it's against jews
38:00 <Serenity> i dont effing care ok
38:00 <Doodle> lol
38:00 <Doodle> nico is a spoilt brat
38:00 <amsy> and i dont hate hulkenberg
38:00 <Serenity> im 20 mins away from blazinh out
38:00 <Doodle> kile kimi
38:00 <Doodle> like
39:00 <Doodle> same sezz
39:00 <Doodle> i'm having a pre blaze blaze
39:00 <Loof> i might chop up
39:00 <Serenity> haha
39:00 <Loof> i got a new bong
39:00 <Loof> it's ace
39:00 <Doodle> i bet i know what it is
39:00 <Loof> was only $22
39:00 <Loof> no it's not a springer
40:00 <Doodle> https://www.bongsnbits.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/800x800/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/c/g/cg-47355f.jpg
40:00 <Doodle> for sezz: http://www.rastashop.com/images/glas_bong_penis.jpg
40:00 <Loof> LOL i had to use one of them at this chicks place once
40:00 <Loof> felt so awk
40:00 <Doodle> hahaha
40:00 <Doodle> cock smoker!
40:00 <Loof> lol
40:00 <Serenity> ahhaah
40:00 <Doodle> sezz would just burn her lips on the cone
41:00 <Doodle> from deep throating it
41:00 <Serenity> i have a Gatorade bottle because i can't be trusted with a real bong
41:00 <Loof> she'd totally hog the bong
41:00 <Serenity> EXCUSE ME ROB
41:00 <Doodle> lmao
41:00 <Doodle> i smoked through gatorade once
41:00 <Doodle> it was horrible
41:00 <simba> once wtf
41:00 <Doodle> yes once
41:00 <Serenity> we tried milk in high school :/
41:00 <Doodle> that was enough
41:00 <simba> ballarat stoner smokes plastic bong once
41:00 <Doodle> milk is ok
41:00 <simba> youre unique mate
41:00 <Doodle> no
41:00 <Serenity> no simba
42:00 <Doodle> through gatorade istead of water
42:00 <Doodle> +n
42:00 <simba> oh my bad
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <Serenity> ^
42:00 <Doodle> the bong was a stuffed bunny rabbit with a super sipper inside it
42:00 <simba> thought u were royalty
42:00 <Doodle> if you must know
42:00 <Loof> i've tried bundeburg rum as water
42:00 <Serenity> well he does have the cleanest bong around
42:00 <simba> come clean mine
42:00 <Doodle> dirty bong dirty mind
43:00 <Serenity> we used isopropyl alcohol in oura
43:00 <Doodle> its like a 2min job
43:00 <Serenity> ours
43:00 <Doodle> i use soap and water and elbow grease
43:00 <Serenity> im paranoid about bongs
43:00 <Doodle> which tastes funny
43:00 <Serenity> and germs
44:00 <Loof> dirty bong water is toxic
44:00 <Serenity> my ex friend
44:00 <Serenity> youd go there and her bong would smell like a pond
44:00 <Loof> ew
44:00 <Serenity> and the watet was black
44:00 <Doodle> yuck
44:00 <Doodle> no
44:00 <Doodle> way
44:00 <Loof> dirty bong dirty vag
44:00 <Serenity> its like... im not touching that
44:00 <Doodle> my mate is the same he offers me a pipe and i say i have a cold
45:00 <Doodle> no pls
45:00 <Serenity> lol
45:00 <Serenity> noooope no ty
45:00 <Doodle> his mrs tho
45:00 <British^Meat> do vics spin baccy with thier bongs?
45:00 <Doodle> her bong is clean so i accept her offers
45:00 <British^Meat> i heard most of em do
45:00 <Serenity> my bong gets filled and emptied every sesh
45:00 <Doodle> yeah
45:00 <simba> those people who keep filthy black sludge bongs dont even care and just half smoke cones leave all ash in there
45:00 <simba> pieces of shet
45:00 <Serenity> yeah bm its an eastern states thing
45:00 <Doodle> ewwwww
45:00 <Serenity> we don't here
46:00 <British^Meat> goddamn...
46:00 <Doodle> its just what i am used to
46:00 <Serenity> it confused the fuck out of me first time i saw someone do it lol
46:00 <Doodle> lol
47:00 <Doodle> i only smoke really shitty weed straight
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
47:00 <Doodle> and i dont buy shitty weed
47:00 <Doodle> hai katatonic_kate01
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai2u
47:00 <Loof> i have to sometimes
47:00 <Serenity> this stuff we have
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
47:00 <Doodle> drug talk
47:00 <Serenity> is so fucking sticky
47:00 <Doodle> omnom
47:00 <amsy> flying flag
47:00 <Loof> have you got munchies ready?
47:00 <Serenity> i havent had any
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> YET
47:00 <Serenity> ohh
48:00 <Serenity> yes i do
48:00 <Picard> i need to pee
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> wait for it
48:00 <Serenity> i have a whopper waiting for me
48:00 <Loof> nice
48:00 <Doodle> hehehhe
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick?
48:00 <Loof> lol
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol *giggles*
48:00 <Serenity> that too
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not preaching to one person that uses it on a regular basis but for my lungs and my pocket it's the best thing I've done in a long time
48:00 <Doodle> we're so childish
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> giggles
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
48:00 <Doodle> what smoke weed?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> love it!
48:00 <faux> *giggles*
49:00 <Serenity> luckily i dony have emphasema or a lack of mon5
49:00 <Serenity> money
49:00 <Bastardly_One> basically Serenity
49:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> covers mouth and giggles while holding up 2 fingers for peace
49:00 <Doodle> loool
49:00 <Serenity> then again weed lasts me for ever
49:00 <Doodle> ^_^
50:00 <Doodle> for ever ever?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> had some since
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wouldn't be able to type i reckon....
50:00 <faux> Sorry miss jackson
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and fell into the daily thing for a while
50:00 <amsy> oooooo
50:00 <Doodle> faux knows
50:00 <faux> I am forrrreal
50:00 <Bastardly_One> so I know it's not for me 
50:00 <faux> Amsy let's sing a duet
50:00 <Doodle> ok f1 time
50:00 <Doodle>  8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8    8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8      8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8    8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8    8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8    8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8    8,8 8,8 8
50:00 <Doodle> 8,8,8 8,8  
50:00 <Doodle> 8,8 8,8      8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8     8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8     8,8 8,8    8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8  8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8    8,8 8,8    8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8  8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8  8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8 
50:00 <Doodle> 8,8 8,8  8,8 8,8 8,8  8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8     8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8      8,8 8,8    8,8 8,8      8,8 8,8        8,8 8,8    8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8  8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8    8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8  8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8 
50:00 <Doodle> 8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8  8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8     8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8     8,8 8,8    8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8  8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8    8,8 8,8    8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8  8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8  8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8 
50:00 <Doodle>  8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8    8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8      8,8 8,8    8,8 8,8  8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8    8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8  8,8 8,8   8,8 8,8  8,8 8,8    8,8 8,8  8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8    8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8  
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't be a preacher b1….. 
50:00 <faux> Lmao
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> youve given up - which is awesome
51:00 <amsy> hehe remember our rap battle
51:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh that's the worse shit
51:00 <faux> Yes
51:00 <Serenity> eff
51:00 <faux> You kicked my butt
51:00 <amsy> hahaha
51:00 <Serenity> i can't unban that
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
51:00 <Serenity> simba
51:00 <Serenity> maurice
51:00 <simba> hi
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ex smokers annoy me too
51:00 <faux> I was like ye amsy .. pepperoni n hamsy
51:00 <simba> should i do it
51:00 <faux> Werd
51:00 <Serenity> help doodle plz
51:00 <simba> he doesnt learn
51:00 <amsy> ye ye wut
51:00 <simba> i did it the other day
51:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <faux> Lmao
51:00 <simba> he said f1 time so he doesnt care
51:00 <faux> P sure he did it on purpose
52:00 <faux> Cos he's gone
52:00 <faux> Yah
52:00 <simba> good thinking faux
52:00 <Serenity> yeah but if u dont take it off
52:00 <amsy> why cant he f1 and irc atthe same time
52:00 <amsy> i am
52:00 <Serenity> it will be there for 24 hours
52:00 <faux> Good finken 99
52:00 <simba> youre a strong smart multitasking woman amsot
52:00 <simba> doodle is just a guy from the rat 
52:00 <amsy> haha
53:00 <faux> independent ss
53:00 <amsy> his cat probably doesnt let him
53:00 <amsy> its their cuddle time
53:00 <simba> hes just transfixed by tom hamilton
53:00 <simba> the neymar guy
53:00 <Serenity> doodle is the best ircer
53:00 <Serenity> right after me and maurice
53:00 <Doodle> <3
53:00 <Doodle> :/
53:00 <Doodle> bblz 
53:00 <simba> lewis hamilton xD
54:00 <Mew> remember the top 100 lmao
54:00 <simba> lol
54:00 <simba> who won
54:00 <Serenity> dickhead list
54:00 <Serenity> lol
54:00 <Mew> some cunt
54:00 <Serenity> i have it somewhere
54:00 <Serenity> black devil got #1 dickead
54:00 <faux> Framed in your lounge room 
54:00 <Serenity> dickhead
54:00 <simba> oh sweet
55:00 <simba> put it on ebay
55:00 <Serenity> yeah no
55:00 <couleurs> i was #6 or something cool
55:00 <British^Meat> http://i.imgur.com/pDucqtc.jpg
55:00 <faux> Is there an eBay account for austnet
55:00 <faux> Like the twitter account
55:00 <amsy> lol
55:00 <simba> im sure 1 of the lesser likes can start 1 up
55:00 <amsy> austnet twitter :(
55:00 <faux> Fuk yeah 69
55:00 <faux> I know amsy 
55:00 <faux> Saddest thing I've ever seen lol
56:00 <Serenity> hahaah bm
56:00 <simba> British^Meat good linking there 
56:00 <faux> Does anyone here actually follow it
56:00 <simba> thats like a year ago
56:00 <British^Meat> i vaulted it
56:00 <Serenity> it was more than a year ago
56:00 <Mew> 17!! Wooo
57:00 <Mew> hand written haha
57:00 <Serenity> it was easier
57:00 <couleurs> oh 18
57:00 <Mew> oh haha
57:00 <simba> lol johninja 
57:00 <faux> Why is mew before smelly kelly
57:00 <faux> Rude
57:00 <Serenity> i dunno it was a channel effort
57:00 <xm> there should be an austnet ebay account so that #asd can raise funds my letting people bid on saucy PM log files (printed and bound)
57:00 <faux> Lol
58:00 <simba> i think that digerati dickhead would break into that top 10 now
58:00 <xm> does he still come on?
58:00 <Serenity> hah hes beeb gone i think
58:00 <simba> and wheres panda
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha
58:00 <faux> I thought dugnuts was digerati
58:00 <faux> Lmao
58:00 <faux> Oops.
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh geeze
58:00 <Mew> ew kelevra is so low on it wtf 
58:00 <simba> oh hes third lol
58:00 <faux> I know
58:00 <faux> She needs to be -29
58:00 <Mew> id feel so weird writing irc names lol
59:00 <amsy> im so hungry today
59:00 <simba> kelevra is the garbage princess
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
59:00 <amsy> might just constantly graze on food
59:00 <couleurs> me 2
59:00 <Mew> the gummy nutcase
59:00 <xm> LOL @ cat supporting the notepad
59:00 <TokenDaRing> where is Dudz?
59:00 <TokenDaRing> I miss that guy
59:00 <faux> Me too I just got some fruit salad and tea
59:00 <faux> 7030
59:00 <Bastardly_One> even though a year old that list only #16 is ok
59:00 <Serenity> stop laughing at my hand written list jerks
00:00 <xm> was there a version where all 100 spots were filled?
00:00 <faux> Lmao
00:00 <xm> i thought there was one
00:00 <Mew> you put in a good effort 
00:00 <faux> Is there even 100 people 
00:00 <Mew> austnet thx u
00:00 <Serenity> there was one with heaps more names xm
00:00 <Mew> there's doubles for like the first 5
01:00 <Serenity> no one would decidd
01:00 <Serenity> decide
01:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/PbbIyL7
01:00 <simba> lol
01:00 <xm> <faux> Is there even 100 people  <--- there will need to be consultation with #melb IRC historians to fill it up to the top 100
01:00 <simba> Good Gif GUy
02:00 <faux> Mm
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> wait - there are irc historians? 
02:00 <faux> .
02:00 <faux> Wow
02:00 <xm> yes, you're talking to one
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lord
02:00 <simba> im on irc
02:00 <Mew> austnet ancestry
02:00 <xm> me 2
03:00 <xm> austnetancestry.com.au <--- search to find your parents. kelevra's kids can use that
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
03:00 <amsy> LIGHTS OUT
03:00 <simba> their dads would legitimately come on irc to contact her
03:00 <TokenDaRing> I remember some mac guy from years ago now, who kept going after Kynetic and Lara
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> guerrilla radio 
03:00 <couleurs> double u double u double u dot 
04:00 <TheRiddler> who would remember everyone from austnet
04:00 <couleurs> lol they crashed already
04:00 <simba> mme
04:00 <amsy> hehehe
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> netz?
04:00 <TheRiddler> 20 years
04:00 <couleurs> they daed
04:00 <amsy> are you watching cc?
04:00 <xm> yes, he claimed to have a huge log file
04:00 <amsy> :')
04:00 <couleurs> daed ANGRY
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe it was just a huge log?
04:00 <couleurs> kimi u soab u crash me y u gotta do that
04:00 <amsy> first lap is a normal for crashes
05:00 <amsy> a normal
05:00 <couleurs> i'm a normal
05:00 <Bastardly_One> netz is easy to find on FB if you remember his first name
05:00 <Bastardly_One> used to drive me crazy that guy
05:00 <amsy> state your postcode
05:00 <couleurs> benjamin button is race
06:00 <couleurs> gets older each lap
06:00 <couleurs> rofl xD
06:00 <TheRiddler> netz was the 1 that got rich wasn't he?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> 0,1CYBER SEX, LOVE & MARRIAGE takes a look at love in the 21st century. Hear the stories of couples who found each other on the internet in virtual worlds, where they're represented by avatars, discuss their relationships. 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> abc 2
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> now
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> (nsw)
06:00 <TheRiddler> woah
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… like soon
06:00 <TheRiddler> that text collor
06:00 <couleurs> (nsfw)
06:00 <TheRiddler> colour
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah magic
07:00 <simba> me n sezz r on that :)
07:00 <simba> Tune in!
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> shgvAZ345ER6T7Y8UI9O[[]\
07:00 <simba> shgvAZ345ER6T7Y8UI9O[[]\
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> THAT WAS ME BEING EXCITED 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops caps
07:00 <Mew> 70/30 actually banged a fair few irc cocks lol
08:00 <Serenity> simba. no
08:00 <Picard> 0wned
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, irc isn't a virual world like second life or whatever
08:00 <Mew> pete, dylan, anthony, john, steve (?)
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd 2nd life….. shit
09:00 <Mew> wut
09:00 <Serenity> goddd
09:00 <Serenity> Pete was the worst
09:00 <amsy> baldasso
09:00 <simba> dylan anonmity
09:00 <Serenity> hahaha
09:00 <Serenity> dyls doing so well now
10:00 <Serenity> im so prouf 
10:00 <TheRiddler> all the steve's are still here arn't they?
10:00 <Serenity> im so proud :,)
10:00 <simba> is he in melbs
10:00 <Serenity> yesh
10:00 <simba> gg
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
10:00 <Picard> jailhouse girls lol
10:00 <Picard> feral sluts
10:00 <Mew> pre g
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> level 95 wizard 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck yeah
11:00 <simba> quiet nerd
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah yeah
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow this dude proposed to a woman who he has never met….
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> he should have just purchased a flesh light 
14:00 <Serenity> lol
17:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
17:00 <nerdygirl> heya
18:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin?
18:00 <Mew> nerdygirl loves taking the latex fist up the clack
18:00 <TheRiddler> :o
19:00 <nerdygirl> :0
19:00 <Mew> widerrrrr
20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00 <Serenity> o.O
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol healy as a kid
22:00 <Mew> petey used to have a black latex fist that he would bite on and frollick around securing the premises
22:00 <Travis> Travis, Travis Travis Travis 
22:00 <Mew> the mailman was so terrified of him lol
22:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
23:00 <TheRiddler> isn't that meant to be sex toy?
23:00 <TheRiddler> +a
23:00 <Mew> $80 worth of sex toy
23:00 <TheRiddler> yes lol
26:00 <Picard> http://www.lovehoney.com.au/product.cfm?p=30974
26:00 <Mew> I got hit on by a bartender last night and didn't realise til hours after we left the restaurant
26:00 <Mew> stiiiiill got it
27:00 <Picard> maybe he was drunk
27:00 <TheRiddler> was it a guy or girl?
27:00 <Mew> probs
27:00 <Picard> lol
27:00 <Mew> a guy 
27:00 <TheRiddler> damn
27:00 <Serenity> lol
27:00 <Picard> or desperate
27:00 <Serenity> ash just got half a mongrel
27:00 <Mew> maybe I was giving him accidental fuck eye
27:00 <TheRiddler> huh?
28:00 <Mew> it got me $28 worth of sangria tho
28:00 <Mew> and many drinks later
29:00 <Serenity> a mongrel is a boner ash
29:00 <TheRiddler> oh
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <TheRiddler> yes
30:00 <Serenity> well its not.. but people use the word for a boner
30:00 <Picard> http://www.lovehoney.com.au/product.cfm?p=27370
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummmm
32:00 <Travis> Boat floated
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't understand furry 
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> characters
34:00 <Serenity> hm
34:00 <anotherirc3r> no thanks Picard dear
34:00 <Picard> http://www.lovehoney.com.au/product.cfm?p=27370    <----serenity
35:00 <Serenity> wot
35:00 <Mew> it helps if you're a social reject who was molested by a fox kate 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
36:00 <TheRiddler> who's a furry
36:00 <Travis> wilfred 
36:00 <Picard> http://www.wildsecrets.com.au/p/160495/lifelike-mega-masturbator-with-8-dong
36:00 <Picard> thats interesting
37:00 <Serenity> ugh its 9 degrees
37:00 <Mew> now that's a sex toy
37:00 <Mew> oh :(
37:00 <Serenity> hello maam
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <Picard> lol Mew it got your attention
38:00 <Mew> I thought it had 8 dongs
38:00 <Mew> super disappointing
38:00 <Mew> I take it back
38:00 <Picard> wtf could u do with 8 cock
38:00 <Picard> s
38:00 <Mew> wouldn't you like to know
38:00 <TheRiddler> it's 9C here too
38:00 <TheRiddler> looks like a good night for the water bottle
39:00 <TheRiddler> hot*
39:00 <Picard> http://www.wildsecrets.com.au/p/158721/fuck-my-face-blonde
40:00 <Bastardly_One> really cold here too
41:00 <Serenity> meant to get to zero here tomorrow night
41:00 <xm> ill save a few bucks and turn the fridge off this week
42:00 <Travis> make sure you keep the door open
44:00 <Serenity> thats unlucky
44:00 <TheRiddler> done with oitnb
45:00 <TheRiddler> it's a total set up episode the last 1
45:00 <amelia> HUSH
45:00 <Travis> Ok.
45:00 <amelia> or i slit your throat Ashy
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol sry
46:00 <TheRiddler> what have you seen upto?
46:00 <amelia> forgiven
46:00 <amelia> jus started ep 4
46:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
46:00 <TheRiddler> that 1 is good
46:00 <TheRiddler> the chang eps I think
47:00 <amelia> it better be good
48:00 <Picard> https://www.forbiddentoys.com.au/for-him/sex-doll---life-like/   <---wtf $7150
50:00 <TheRiddler> it's picard shopping list
50:00 <TheRiddler> wb fawk
50:00 <TheRiddler> s
50:00 <TheRiddler> I just started back on sparticus
50:00 <amelia> oooh
51:00 <Mew> thats still less than your beastly wife cost you so far Picard
51:00 <amelia> it got shit after season 1
51:00 <Mew> and less thrush
51:00 <Picard> lol Mew good point
51:00 <amelia> season 2 was ok
51:00 <amelia> but season 3 was crap as hell
51:00 <TheRiddler> the guy that plays him sparticus is coming to perth next weekend
52:00 <TheRiddler> and 1 other
52:00 <amelia> he so fine
52:00 <amelia> the first one died :(
52:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
52:00 <amelia> he was so fucking hot too
52:00 <TheRiddler> they'll be at supanova
53:00 <amelia> an ex ex ex made me watch that show and the first sparticus guy is the only reason why i kept watching
53:00 <slinky_J> thx
53:00 <amelia> but then it got goos
53:00 <amelia> good
53:00 <TheRiddler> ah ok
53:00 <Mew> xXx
54:00 <fawks> goooooos
54:00 <Picard> im off, night cunts
54:00 <amelia> bye pinky
54:00 <TheRiddler> off like cheese
54:00 <Picard> pinky?
55:00 <Mew> your lil pinky
55:00 <Picard> bite me
55:00 <amelia> i dunno the pic i saw of you
55:00 <Mew> the semi firm slug
56:00 <amelia> you looked very pink
56:00 <amelia> and i dont like that colour
56:00 <Picard> lol pink
56:00 <StrykerX> lolll
56:00 <xm> you need to tie a rubber band around it to turn it blue
56:00 <TheRiddler> tits
56:00 <Picard> well i dont want a black cock
56:00 <TheRiddler> I mean
56:00 <TheRiddler> breasts
57:00 <Mew> then beat it to make it purple
57:00 <StrykerX> I hope it's not the photo I'm thinking of, amelia?
57:00 <Picard> i like it pink
57:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahaa
57:00 <amelia> all of him was very pink
57:00 <amelia> face and everything else
57:00 <amelia> yuxxxxx
57:00 <Picard> wanna see again now>
57:00 <Picard> ?
57:00 <amelia> make the memory stop
57:00 <xm> it's like he just shed his skin
57:00 <xm> are you a shape shifting reptilian Picard ?
57:00 <TheRiddler> the guy is fucking a girl infront of his wife
57:00 <Mew> these second life couples on abc2 are creepy as fuck 
57:00 <Picard> yes xm
58:00 <TheRiddler> must be good to be a roman
58:00 <StrykerX> amelia: It's the one I ment.
58:00 <StrykerX> :/
58:00 <amelia> yux :(
59:00 <StrykerX> Nightmare material.
59:00 <TheRiddler> picard's dad was a pig
59:00 <Picard> he was
59:00 <Picard> he died
59:00 <TheRiddler> I mean the animal
59:00 <Picard> same
59:00 <Picard> we ate him at xmas
59:00 <TheRiddler> that's why he's so pink
00:00 <StrykerX> Ah
00:00 <StrykerX> Makes sense now.
00:00 <amelia> bwhahaaahahahaha
00:00 <TheRiddler> his mum loved corkscrews
02:00 <Picard> mmmmm
03:00 <TheRiddler> when picard asked where his dad was she replied with "he's inside all of us" and rubbed her belly
04:00 <Picard> lol
04:00 <TheRiddler> that night they had pork
04:00 <amelia> i frickin love pork
04:00 <amelia> until you associated picard with it
05:00 <StrykerX> Now you love it more?
05:00 <slinky_J> most of our pork comes from denmark
05:00 <Serenity> picards wang looks like a baby carrot anyway
05:00 <StrykerX> LOL
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <amelia> wang is not a word I'd use to describe his junk
06:00 <slinky_J> thats y i call him baby carrot cock
06:00 <Serenity> its honestly the grossest dick ive seen
06:00 <anotherirc3r> ugh. you've seen it?
06:00 <slinky_J> i seen worse in porn
06:00 <StrykerX> Same
06:00 <StrykerX> :/
07:00 <slinky_J> :S lolz
07:00 <Serenity> everyone saw it a few yearz back
07:00 <StrykerX> And recently
07:00 <StrykerX> From his cam sesh with Bron
07:00 <Maurice> I remember seeing it too
07:00 <StrykerX> Recirculated.
07:00 <Serenity> when he whipped it out on cam and someone showed everyone
07:00 <Maurice> Im still blind in one eye
07:00 <slinky_J> went over this old superman comic thing and in the 40s there was a THE BLACK GANG lolz
07:00 <anotherirc3r> ugh. pass
07:00 <StrykerX> Maurice: He poked you with it
07:00 <StrykerX> ?
08:00 <Maurice> It's not big enough to blind anyone
08:00 <StrykerX> Hahahahaha
08:00 <StrykerX> Yeah valid point.
09:00 <TheRiddler> I haven't seen it
09:00 <TheRiddler> is it worse than pieter's?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> be thankful
09:00 <StrykerX> You're one of the lucky few, TheRiddler
09:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
10:00 <amelia> how jealous i am of you right now riddler
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:00 <Serenity> im shocked anyone has that brom photo of picards dick
14:00 <Serenity> causr that was like 7 years ago
17:00 <amsy> austnet never forgets
18:00 <Serenity> its like a time capsule
22:00 <pig> oink oink
22:00 <pig> ima pig i give pigs a "good" name.....
23:00 <amelia> ia dat you picard
23:00 <pig> i was thinking about #melbourne as i flushed the toilet
23:00 <pig> no im not
24:00 <pig> the tap is dripping
24:00 <British^Meat> pure cum :)
24:00 <pig> dink dink dink dink
24:00 <pig> as it drips into the sink
24:00 <pig> dink dink dink
24:00 <pig> funny how the toilet sounds like a waterfall when it fills up
24:00 <pig> the shhhhhhhh noise
25:00 <pig> sssssshhhhhhh
25:00 <amelia> water expert
25:00 <pig> water sports
25:00 <pig> sitting in the bath tub squirting
25:00 <StrykingX> Lol
25:00 <StrykingX> Whos pig
26:00 <pig> rubber ducky your the one
26:00 <slinky_J> o
26:00 <slinky_J> i thought PIG like the guy
26:00 <pig> bend over i'll stick it up da .... heh
26:00 <pig> '
26:00 <pig> nvm
26:00 <pig> babysit it pays better
26:00 <TheRiddler> it's a cop
26:00 <StrykingX> Lol
27:00 <StrykingX> It's drunk high or both
27:00 <pig> i went to the pokies
27:00 <pig> all the machines i play are replaced
28:00 <pig> it seems i have the finger of death or something
28:00 <pig> nuthin like a winning streak
28:00 <pig> amelia went to the loo
29:00 <StrykingX> True
29:00 <pig> think of #melbourne while your there.....
29:00 <pig> my bum smells
30:00 <pig> smelll that aroma
30:00 <pig> mmmmmm
30:00 <slinky_J> lol
30:00 <pig> like four n twenty
30:00 <couleurs> brb gotta brash me teaf
31:00 <pig> don't forget to floss
31:00 <StrykingX> You have teeth? 
33:00 <pig> if only pixels were PIGments noone would forget me again
34:00 <pig> no milk :\
34:00 <pig> i heard Travis is  a cherry flavoured pringle
35:00 <pig> once you pop you can't stop!
35:00 <pig> bahahahaha'
36:00 <couleurs> woooooo
36:00 <couleurs> new york
36:00 <British^Meat> #driveclub #projectcars #ps4masterrace
37:00 <slinky_J> dont forget to floss ur ass with a shoelace!
37:00 <pig> ZapbuzZ asks to be unbanned btw
37:00 <pig> ftw
38:00 <slinky_J> worst quit msg since any of ooomps quit msgs
39:00 <TheRiddler> .
39:00 <couleurs> #FiFa #ps4
40:00 <slinky_J> #JurassicWorld
45:00 <couleurs> #sux
46:00 <amsy> is it the same as guardians of the galaxy
46:00 <amsy> just with dinosaurs?
46:00 <couleurs> probabley
46:00 <slinky_J> its awesome
46:00 <couleurs> can't believe it didn't flop tbh
47:00 <slinky_J> it goes Jurassic Park, Jurassic World
47:00 <slinky_J> and forget the other two :P
47:00 <couleurs> only the original was ok and the others sucked hard
47:00 <slinky_J> thats pretty much every sequel ever
48:00 <slinky_J> people that go in to see a film with high expectations or low expectations deserve to be let down
49:00 <Doodle> http://content.toptenhen.com/ccc7aac7-41e6-4a2a-af41-6e26fa54631e_205156.jpg
49:00 <Doodle> me irl
50:00 <couleurs> that's hot
50:00 <British^Meat> money > dik
51:00 <Maurice> I'm in 2 minds
51:00 <Maurice> I like both things
52:00 <British^Meat> indeed, they are both great.... but now you've got me thinking
52:00 <British^Meat> would i want money, or a dik?
52:00 <British^Meat> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
52:00 <Doodle> .
54:00 <British^Meat> what would u choose Doodle?
54:00 <British^Meat> cash or cock?
54:00 <Doodle> choose life
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <Doodle> i already have a dick so i;d choose cash
54:00 <Maurice> Doodle is anti abortion
54:00 <British^Meat> no
55:00 <British^Meat> god has come down to you, and he says "chose now, i remove your penis and give u cash, or, you keep your cock and be stripped of cash"
55:00 <Doodle> um
55:00 <Doodle> keep my cock dude
55:00 <British^Meat> i suppose you could earn cash with a cock
56:00 <British^Meat> but no amount of money can buy u a new cock
56:00 <Maurice> But
56:00 <British^Meat> it wouldnt be the same
56:00 <Maurice> Wouldn't you take the cash, and just buy a new dick
56:00 <British^Meat> no god made u like a ken doll
56:00 <British^Meat> u just have a smooth patch
57:00 <British^Meat> i dont make the rules...
57:00 <Doodle> :/
59:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
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