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00:00 <smashmouse> <3 porn
00:00 <fawks> did i tell u about the chick my friend  fucked
00:00 <TheRiddler> who me?
00:00 <fawks> they were roleplaying... dadddy daughter
00:00 <fawks> no i know you know
00:00 <TheRiddler> oh lol
00:00 <fawks> anyway he came in her ass and shes like
00:00 <amelia> WARNING
00:00 <fawks> im gonna go shit out my brothers and sisters now daddy
00:00 <TheRiddler> that's the other thing I watch
00:00 <fawks> .....................................
00:00 <amelia> BLOCK EYES
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:00 <Doodle> LOL
00:00 <Maurice> The fuck
00:00 <couleurs> NOT THIS STORY AGAIN
00:00 <Doodle> hot
00:00 <amelia> Ah fuck too late
00:00 <fawks> LMAO
01:00 <Doodle> whats her number 
01:00 <fawks> soz guys
01:00 <fawks> theyve heard it twice now
01:00 <TheRiddler> http://motherless.com/gv/call_me_daddy
01:00 <TheRiddler> :P
01:00 <fawks> rofl couleurs
01:00 <fawks> oopsie
01:00 <fawks> did u have that bookmarked
01:00 <TheRiddler> no
02:00 <TheRiddler> should of recorded it lol
02:00 <Doodle> it was favourited
02:00 <TheRiddler> it'd be a hit
02:00 <fawks>  This group is for videos where the girl is calling the guy Daddy. 
02:00 <fawks> .
02:00 <fawks> no really
02:00 <TheRiddler> search history
02:00 <Doodle> its not weird if you're actually old enough to be their dad
02:00 <Doodle> so i've heard
02:00 <fawks> i see youve been talkin to your dad
02:00 <Doodle> lol fu
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <Doodle> ruined
03:00 <fawks> lmao
03:00 <TheRiddler> http://motherless.com/gv/announcing_orgasms
03:00 <Doodle> lol
03:00 <fawks> stahp
03:00 <TheRiddler> ok
04:00 <Doodle> she'll be comin round the mountain when she comes
04:00 <fawks> "hello I am about to Cum"
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <fawks> -- announcement
04:00 <TheRiddler> yes
04:00 <Doodle> 'attention kmart shoppers'
04:00 <fawks> clean up in isle 3
04:00 <Doodle> lmao
04:00 <Doodle> ad if you take too long, 4
04:00 <fawks> The "I'm gonna Cum" thread.
04:00 <fawks> lmao
04:00 <fawks> why am i clicking these
04:00 <Doodle> i'm not clicking any of these
05:00 <Doodle> cos riddlerporn :/
05:00 <fawks> im 2 curious
05:00 <Doodle> i dont want to know what he whacks off to
05:00 <fawks> -Update: No more fake-moaning pros and semi-pros. If they aren't really cumming, telling us they are doesn't have the proper effect. 
05:00 <fawks> lolllll
05:00 <fawks> so into it
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <Doodle> make them wear a lie detector
05:00 <Doodle> while they cum
05:00 <fawks> LOL
05:00 <TheRiddler> I'm cumming BEEP BEEP BEEP
05:00 <Doodle> LIAR
05:00 <fawks> GTFO
05:00 <Doodle> GET OUT
05:00 <fawks> lolll
05:00 <fawks> oh dear.
05:00 <Doodle> hahaha
06:00 <fawks> im off to sleepies
06:00 <TheRiddler> ok
06:00 <fawks> nite lovelies
06:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
06:00 <fawks> :*
06:00 <Doodle> me too cos i'm not gonna sit here and talk to TheRiddler about porn
06:00 <Doodle> nini
06:00 <thestig> lol
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <Doodle> no offence kneegrow
07:00 <TheRiddler> yeah I dont really talk about porn unless there's a girl :P
09:00 <Taco> plot-twist: you're the girl
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> Next!
14:00 <Doodle> pls
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> On yo face?
15:00 <Doodle> never
15:00 <Doodle> @mp3 MC Hammer - On Your Face.mp3 (6.29MB 192kbps Stereo 4:34)
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
15:00 <Serenity> want to talk about porn with me?
15:00 <Doodle> yes
15:00 <Doodle> come over
15:00 <Doodle> we can have a 
15:00 <Serenity> excellent
15:00 <Doodle> discussion
15:00 <Serenity> hehe
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fave kinda porn?
15:00 <Doodle> you can talk into the skin telephone
15:00 <Doodle> horseporn obv
15:00 <Taco> hey kate, got a video for you
15:00 <Taco> show it to your clients too
16:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDj_bN0L8XM
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How every company in America can save 23% on wages Views: 338,460 Uploader: Maddox Uploaded: Apr 18, 2015 Duration: 5m41s Rating: 4.87
16:00 <Serenity> im partial to some lezzy action
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> Thanks taco. I'm
16:00 <Doodle> god damn
16:00 <Doodle> looks like its the hand again
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> Using my phone so I'll watch it later
16:00 <Taco> No, you will watch it now because you're a woman and I told you too
17:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <Doodle> does that ever work
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> I've only really watched a fuck load of gay porn
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> Taco suck my dick
17:00 <Serenity> sezzy the lezzy
17:00 <Doodle> keke
17:00 <Serenity> hegehuagahu
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> Bend over taco, a and I'll fuck you up the arse with my 10 inch strap on. Do it, because I told you to, oh and I'm a woman!
18:00 <Doodle> thought so
18:00 <British^Meat> hah
18:00 <Doodle> go in dry dont ask why
18:00 <Taco> I'm flattered you feel that way, but I'm married to a woman who doesn't care, but I'll pretend she does.
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> What does that have to do with anything?
19:00 <Serenity> smell my fingers??!?!?!?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> I said, bend over!
19:00 <Serenity> lol!
19:00 <Doodle> lolol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> Classy doodle!
19:00 <thestig> KATe the vegans are losing it again on facebook
19:00 <Doodle> i was just confirming her report that she is a lez
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> Great stig!
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> Scissor action?
20:00 <Doodle> also i've seen her husband's vagina
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
20:00 <Serenity> its not lez if its me
20:00 <Serenity> i mean..
20:00 <Serenity> who does that
20:00 <Doodle> god
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> Man Gina?
20:00 <Doodle> there is no place for Doodle here
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sif!
21:00 <Serenity> if you knew i was laying here in the nude right now..
21:00 <Serenity> oh.
21:00 <Doodle> but i dont
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh my!
21:00 <thestig> wop wop wop
21:00 <Doodle> show me
21:00 <thestig> hi sezz
21:00 <Serenity> hahha 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
21:00 <Serenity> hi stiggies
21:00 <Doodle> i'm laying here in the nude too, on my desk
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> You're gonna get 80 PMS now
21:00 <Doodle> its pretty uncomfortable and cold
21:00 <thestig> all bots
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> Where is the cat?
22:00 <Doodle> nobody pms me
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> I do too
22:00 <Doodle> he's outside eating things
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ah, explains why you're naked then ....
22:00 <Doodle> well
22:00 <Doodle> he's here now thanks
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ha!
23:00 <thestig> this feral cat at work got into my ute and was eating my breky in my bag
23:00 <thestig> cheeky fucker 
23:00 <Doodle> lmao
23:00 <Doodle> was its name chris
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sure it wasn't a possum?
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol!
23:00 <thestig> i feed it dog food now
24:00 <Doodle> did he kick the door frame on the way out
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> Licked*
24:00 <Maurice> 4 Doodle https://www.facebook.com/1522484777996267/videos/vb.1522484777996267/1626343187610425/?type=2&theater
24:00 <thestig> no it pissed off under the office
24:00 <Doodle> lol this cunt
25:00 <thestig> i was working on something and it was sitting in the grass watching me made me jump
25:00 <thestig> im about to put food in its bowl it will hiss at me, then when i tip the food in its all like meowww meowww meoww
25:00 <Doodle> LOL he says the same thing to the cat i do
25:00 <Doodle> IN OR OUT FUCK YA
26:00 <Doodle> lol omg
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ha!
26:00 <Doodle> i say all of that
26:00 <Doodle> except with a deeper voice
26:00 <Maurice> Lol
26:00 <Maurice> AHH YA FUCK ME OFF
26:00 <Doodle> yup
26:00 <Doodle> said that like 4 times today
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> Get a cat door
27:00 <Maurice> Yeah, get a cat door
27:00 <Maurice> Then skinny midgets can rob you
27:00 <Maurice> Hehe rob you
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
27:00 <Doodle> so every other cat in the neighbourhood can come in
27:00 <Serenity> doodle
27:00 <Serenity> whatsapp
27:00 <Doodle> is it tits
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, then they will have cat parties
27:00 <Serenity> almost
27:00 <Doodle> k brb
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> And you can wank in peace?
28:00 <Doodle> WHOAH
28:00 <Doodle> crikey
28:00 <Doodle> well
28:00 <Doodle> i can now
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
29:00 <Serenity> lool
29:00 <Serenity> i had to have a towel
29:00 <Serenity> the cats watching
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol!
30:00 <Doodle> hahahahaha
30:00 <Doodle> glad i'm not the only one
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sup with the creepy cats?
30:00 <Serenity> hahah
30:00 <Doodle> theyre fucking pervs
30:00 <thestig> http://i.imgur.com/wNR0kry.jpg
30:00 <Doodle> kitteh
30:00 <thestig> sat with front legs in bowl for hours lol
31:00 <Serenity> see
32:00 <Serenity> hes watching me
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> Curiosity killed the cat !
33:00 <Doodle> sezz
33:00 <Doodle> check your pm
34:00 <Serenity> khello
34:00 <Serenity> ok
34:00 <Serenity> see u in 5
34:00 <Doodle> days?
35:00 <Serenity> yeah ill start running
35:00 <Serenity> lol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
35:00 <Doodle> no its ok i'd pick you up part of the way
35:00 <Doodle> like 10kms out of town
35:00 <Serenity> lool
36:00 <Doodle> :P
36:00 <Serenity> we wouldn't make it into town 
36:00 <Serenity> :o
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> Such a gentleman
36:00 <Doodle> ooo la la
36:00 <Serenity> hahahha
36:00 <TheRiddler> how long did it take crawford to run from adelaide to melbourne or wherever
36:00 <Doodle> was he getting a root at the end of it?
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol probably
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> A long time
36:00 <TheRiddler> he has a wife
37:00 <Doodle> is she hot
37:00 <Doodle> nude pix of her kgo
37:00 <TheRiddler> not sure
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> Google
38:00 <Doodle> hook a brother up
38:00 <Doodle> and then me
38:00 <TheRiddler> http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2012/09/28/1226483/119365-olivia-anderson.jpg
38:00 <Doodle> i dont see her son anywhere
38:00 <Doodle> that url is a lie
39:00 <thestig> trojan
39:00 <TheRiddler> it took him 12 days
39:00 <Doodle> weak
40:00 <Doodle> sezz could snail her way here faster
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <Serenity> loool
40:00 <Serenity> sllp
40:00 <Doodle> slllllllllllllllp
40:00 <Doodle> hahaha
40:00 <Serenity> rofl!
40:00 <Doodle> then stop at the border 
40:00 <Maurice> Doodle, is this what you drink https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/s480x480/10420758_755740131187736_2027435245465334990_n.jpg?oh=76455472cfd6cc279690a0e4db43acb6&oe=561DBDE7
40:00 <Doodle> omg
41:00 <Doodle> now i want tea
41:00 <Maurice> Just call me Polly
41:00 <Doodle> can i call you al
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
41:00 <Doodle> anyway thats kate's job
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> Because I'm a woman?
42:00 <Doodle> sure
42:00 <Doodle> if that helps
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fuck you
42:00 <Doodle> tea first
42:00 <Doodle> chop chop
42:00 <Maurice> Yeah, do a chop while you're at it
42:00 <Doodle> onice thinking 99
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> Nice incentive
42:00 <Doodle> ;)
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> But make it ya fuckin' self!
43:00 <Doodle> hehe
43:00 <Doodle> ok
43:00 <Doodle> brb
44:00 <Serenity> lets make tea alll night long
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> All night, all night long sings
44:00 <Doodle> lol filth
45:00 <Serenity> 6 degrees
45:00 <Serenity> brr
45:00 <Doodle> its 9 here, winning
45:00 <beehhh> drinking mineral water is beneficial for many
45:00 <Maurice> 4 here :/
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <Serenity> paulie had half an inch of ice on his windshield this morning
45:00 <Doodle> suffer
45:00 <Maurice> Hehe half an inch
45:00 <Doodle> i bet he had half an inch this morning
45:00 <Doodle> haha zing
45:00 <Serenity> in that cold half an inch is generous lol
46:00 <Serenity> inside out
46:00 <Doodle> lolol
46:00 <Doodle> now you see my plight
46:00 <Serenity> ahah
46:00 <Maurice> I got random tourettes this morning, went for a smoke and burst out with 'SHIT A DICK'
46:00 <Maurice> Coz my fingers froze
46:00 <Doodle> haha
46:00 <Serenity> it was soo cold
46:00 <Serenity> below 0 in jandakot
46:00 <Maurice> My kid wore 2 jumpers to school, but had shorts on..
46:00 <Maurice> Makes sense
47:00 <Serenity> im just glad i have a garage to park in now
47:00 <Doodle> my nephew wears soccer gear when its 2 degrees
47:00 <Doodle> no sense no feeling
47:00 <Serenity> no waiting 5 years for thw demisters to heat up
47:00 <Maurice> I hated winter when I worked in jandakot, 5 am starts and working with ice
47:00 <Serenity> i dunno why its so fucming cold there
47:00 <Doodle> garage ftw
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> It's a fucking sauna here
47:00 <Doodle> orly
47:00 <Maurice> I got home from drop off and got back into bed with my hoodie on and 2 doonas
47:00 <Doodle> are you wearing a towel
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> No idea how to turn the air con down
48:00 <Serenity> yeah rob now i don't have to stress about my car in storms
48:00 <Doodle> i want hoodie bed with 2 doonas
48:00 <Maurice> Is this like how you don't know what kind of car you have
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol @ maurice
48:00 <thestig> it aint cold
48:00 <Serenity> fuck off stig
48:00 <Serenity> its 6 degrees
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol - naw at work
48:00 <Serenity> my nipples will key your car
48:00 <thestig> WHAT ABOUT MILK
48:00 <thestig> 4c
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think the temp is like pre set
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> To sauna mode
48:00 <thestig> no one cares about milk
48:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
49:00 <Serenity> itll be 0 by morning
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> I still like winter better than summer!
49:00 <Serenity> same
49:00 <Doodle> i like boobs
49:00 <Serenity> i hate being hot
49:00 <Serenity> i have boobs
49:00 <Doodle> oh me too sezz its such a drag
49:00 <Maurice> Yeah being hot is a trial
50:00 <Serenity> LOL
50:00 <Doodle> lol zing
50:00 <Maurice> Lol
50:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Luciana - I'm Still Hot.mp3 (8.33MB 192kbps Stereo 6:03)
50:00 <TheRiddler> looks like the weekend I'm perth it'll be decent temp
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> So hawt right now *flicks my own hair*
50:00 <TheRiddler> it is 4.7C' atm
50:00 <TheRiddler> here
50:00 <Doodle> you know that like 3-4 days after you get it we get it
51:00 <thestig> sezz it will only be 4c in the morning
51:00 <thestig> i want fucking snow
51:00 <Doodle> it snowed here not long ago
51:00 <Serenity> nah its 6 and not even 11
51:00 <Serenity> coldest will be at 2-3am
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> I want Jon snow!
51:00 <thestig> it is 26c in my room atm
51:00 <Serenity> its gonna drop more than 2 degrees
51:00 <Maurice> I wouldn't mind a snow cone
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, in a secret fuck cave
52:00 <Serenity> was 2 here this morning
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> Where he ravishes me.....
52:00 <Serenity> its like 21 or something in here
52:00 <beehhh> happy to get 10 korner an hour
52:00 <thestig> hope we get more rain
52:00 <Doodle> whats the barometric pressure everyone
52:00 <Doodle> quick
52:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going to have to wear a jacket for work in the morning
52:00 <Doodle> i need to know
52:00 <thestig> 1017
52:00 <Doodle> ty
52:00 <Doodle> next
52:00 <TheRiddler> just so I dont freeze
52:00 <thestig> welcome
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
53:00 <Serenity> loll
53:00 <beehhh> east cost getting no rain but west coast got spread with snowfall
53:00 <Serenity> fuck OFF
53:00 <Doodle> your mum got spread
53:00 <Serenity> fffuuuckkkkkkkk
53:00 <beehhh> elnino effected bad pretty much
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> Pics!
53:00 <Doodle> lol
53:00 <thestig> sezz what temp is it there now
54:00 <beehhh> christchurch is covered in snow
54:00 <Doodle> whats the rainfall since 9am
54:00 <thestig> 0mm
54:00 <Doodle> not you
54:00 <Doodle> :P
54:00 <DoC> fuck off beehhh
54:00 <Serenity> its 6 here
54:00 <thestig> cant be lol
54:00 <Serenity> it is lol
54:00 <Maurice> It's 4 here so it can be
54:00 <thestig> it isnt 4 lol
54:00 <Maurice> It is
54:00 <Serenity> its fucking cold you delinquent
54:00 <thestig> not
54:00 <Maurice> I am able to tell the temp
55:00 <thestig> i can see it on my phone 
55:00 <Maurice> So can I
55:00 <thestig> IT AINT 4
55:00 <Serenity> so can i
55:00 <Serenity> its 6
55:00 <thestig> and this is live weater stations 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Illiterate?
55:00 <Doodle> 5.9 in perth city atm
55:00 <thestig> it is 8c in rocko
55:00 <Maurice> 8 cents is cheap
55:00 <Doodle> http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDW60901/IDW60901.94608.shtml
55:00 <thestig> 7c in east perth
55:00 <thestig> bom is useless lol
55:00 <Maurice> I'm not in Kwinana
55:00 <Maurice> Er rocko
56:00 <Maurice> I'm Kwinana, lrn 2 google
56:00 <Doodle> lol bom is useless fuck off
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> Over 9000 here!
56:00 <thestig> doodle bom says there is no rain it pisses down
56:00 <Serenity> lolll
56:00 <Serenity> im not in east perth either
56:00 <Doodle> she's in south central la
56:00 <Serenity> yup
56:00 <Doodle> compton
57:00 <Maurice> Str8 off the muthafuckin streets
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> With vamps?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> *jizzes*
57:00 <thestig> till it gets cold then they hide inside
57:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMZi25Pq3T8
57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: N.W.A. - Straight Outta Compton Views: 12,277,391 Uploader: emimusic Uploaded: Feb 27, 2009 Duration: 4m22s Rating: 4.89
57:00 <Maurice> I have that cd :/
57:00 <thestig> winter is so awesome, bbw girls cover up
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> Random
58:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/Ow5qaoK.jpg
58:00 <thestig> kate nah that is you
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh right...
58:00 <thestig> you cray cray 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh right
59:00 <thestig> sezz http://www.weatherzone.com.au/wa/perth/cloverdale
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Boom boom ain't it great to be crazy
59:00 <thestig> 8c!
59:00 <Serenity> its not 8
59:00 <thestig> your app is dud
59:00 <Serenity> cause i have a weather thing outside
59:00 <Serenity> nope
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sings let it go to stig
59:00 <Doodle> lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> Let it go.... Let it go
00:00 <thestig> LET TI GO letttt it gooooooo
00:00 <thestig> oh frozen pun?
00:00 <thestig> snap
00:00 <Serenity> and weather zone is crap
00:00 <thestig> your weather station is wrong lol
00:00 <Doodle> erogenous zone is way better
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> Totes!
00:00 <thestig> probably getting wind chill
00:00 <Serenity> yes my weather station and my app are both wrong
00:00 <Serenity> lol
00:00 <Serenity> stop it
01:00 <Doodle> look sezz's nipples have icicles on them ok
01:00 <Doodle> its cold
01:00 <Serenity> hahaha
01:00 <beehhh> everywhere is 2degree warmer did anyone notice it today
01:00 <Doodle> diaf
01:00 <Serenity> fuck off beehhh
01:00 <Doodle> go ride your bike or isnt she there
01:00 <Serenity> he
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <beehhh> snake porn are awesome
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
02:00 <Doodle> wish i had adhd
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> Beehh I think you like cock more than me
02:00 <Doodle> not possible
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
02:00 <Serenity> perth is 5.4 now
03:00 <Serenity> and i can see the city from my street
03:00 <Doodle> let it gooooooooo
03:00 <Serenity> IWONT
03:00 <Doodle> no i meant my penis its hurting
03:00 <Serenity> ohh ok
03:00 <Doodle> got a good grip there
03:00 <Serenity> sorry
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> The cold never bothered me anyway
03:00 <Serenity> sure do ;)
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sings
03:00 <thestig> 6.6c
03:00 <Doodle> re000wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
03:00 <Serenity> rofll
04:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ginx7WKq5GE
04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Passenger - Let Her Go (Lyrics) Views: 61,408,774 Uploader: marcohordijk Uploaded: Dec 16, 2012 Duration: 4m13s Rating: 4.87
04:00 <Doodle> ok i'm going to bed this has officially been the unsexiest #melbourne conversation in recent times
04:00 <Serenity> dcogbdb
04:00 <Doodle> if it wasnt for the nudes from sezz i would have been gone ages ago
04:00 <Serenity> i did nothing!
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> Piker!
05:00 <Doodle> well lets see, go to bed or discuss the weather on the other side of the country
05:00 <Doodle> hmmm
05:00 <Doodle> mm
05:00 <Doodle> mmm
05:00 <Doodle> m
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
05:00 <Serenity> we're done now
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah yeah point taken
05:00 <Serenity> now were telling beehhh to die
05:00 <Doodle> oh
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> In a fire
05:00 <Doodle> ok 5 more mins
05:00 <thestig> http://weather.mla.com.au/local-conditions/wa/cloverdale
06:00 <Serenity> more pics
06:00 <Serenity> kgo
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> This work bed is so fucking uncomfortable
06:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <thestig> are you a prozzie ?
06:00 <Doodle> lawdy
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yep
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> I fuck customers and IRC at the same time
06:00 <thestig> atleast you are always flat out
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yep totes
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sings, I work hard for the money
07:00 <Serenity> lalalal
07:00 <Serenity> hahah
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
07:00 <thestig> only 8 finger and only 2 thumbs give me a chance to get the job doneee
07:00 <thestig> oooohhhhh i said im working on it
08:00 <beehhh> moving upnorth would be the best idea
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> What the fuck?
08:00 <thestig> killing yourself would be better beehhh
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> Take your own advice stig
09:00 <thestig> thats original 
09:00 <Serenity> oh my lord
09:00 <beehhh> rip ruby i will always remember her
09:00 <Doodle> lool
09:00 <Doodle> and beehhh ruins it
09:00 <Doodle> as usual
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> Is that your  flesh light's name, ruby?
10:00 <Doodle> haha
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ruby, ruby, ruby...
10:00 <Doodle> rumpy ruby
10:00 <Serenity> FUCK OFF BEEHHH YOU FUCKING SKID MARK ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE I HOPE YOU DROWN IN RAT PISS YOU COCK POCKET
10:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooooooooool
10:00 <Doodle> COCK POCKET
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol!!!!!!
10:00 <Doodle> aahaha
10:00 <Serenity> far out
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol @ drown in rats piss
10:00 <beehhh> http://www.pets4homes.co.uk/images/classifieds/2014/05/01/621797/large/ruby-1yr-old-staffy-536294e62a0bf.jpg
10:00 <Doodle> i could use a cock pocket
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'll teach you how to make one
11:00 <Serenity> jesus
11:00 <Doodle> lol no
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> Haw haw
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> You'd love it
11:00 <Doodle> i dont want to have sex with a sponge 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> Craft cock pocket
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> Crafty
11:00 <Doodle> if i wanted to do that i would have stayed with my ex
11:00 <Doodle> OSNAP
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lmfao!
12:00 <Serenity> ahahahahahah
12:00 <Doodle> wooo
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> You loved every minute doodle
12:00 <Serenity> fuck i hate him
12:00 <Doodle> of the sex, yes
12:00 <Doodle> not the everything else
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
12:00 <Serenity> you cant hate sex
12:00 <beehhh> you guys are so mean
12:00 <beehhh> <3
12:00 <Serenity> you are so fucking stupid beehhh
13:00 <Serenity> ive dropped pies that are smarter than you
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> Was she like your cat doodle?
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lmfao!
13:00 <Doodle> no she had longer claws ;)
13:00 <DoC> beehhh u fucking piece of shit
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
13:00 <Doodle> and less fur
14:00 <beehhh> she sat on my lap n lick my face stinky breath
14:00 <Maurice> But she still licked her arse
14:00 <thestig> where is chris when you need him
14:00 <Doodle> and she couldnt lick her ass on her own
14:00 <Doodle> odamn
14:00 <Maurice> Nobody needs chris
14:00 <Serenity> WHATS FUCKING WRONG WITH THIS PLONK
14:00 <thestig> i will get chirs back for you all
14:00 <Serenity> no
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> Joy!
14:00 <Serenity> chris cant join
14:00 <thestig> why not
14:00 <Doodle> band
14:00 <Serenity> because his whole suburb is banned
15:00 <Doodle> looool
15:00 <Maurice> Coz he's fucking moron
15:00 <Serenity> he would need to move
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
15:00 <thestig> oh but beehhh is still here? loll
15:00 <Serenity> chris is a pedo
15:00 <Serenity> beehhh is just black
15:00 <Doodle> lololol
15:00 <ShadowLurker> hahah
15:00 <Serenity> ok that was horrible
15:00 <Doodle> but funny
15:00 <Serenity> yeah haha
15:00 <thestig> so je is knee grow 
16:00 <thestig> he
16:00 <Serenity> hes a fucking paki
16:00 <Serenity> or bangladeshi
16:00 <Serenity> or some shit
16:00 <thestig> tech support 
16:00 <Doodle> same shit
16:00 <beehhh> thats racist
16:00 <Doodle> yeah
16:00 <Serenity> yep
16:00 <ShadowLurker> hes a fucking monger
16:00 <beehhh> rofl
16:00 <Serenity> you cant even come on and talk to peolle
16:00 <Serenity> you just do your own thing being an annoying cunt
17:00 <beehhh> i need money to cum
17:00 <DoC> LOL
17:00 <Serenity> SEE
17:00 <Doodle> i come on and talk to people, in that order
17:00 <Serenity> wtf!
17:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahah doodle
17:00 <DoC> beehhh u old retarded fat gay cunt
17:00 <Serenity> his head looks like a roasted hazelnut
17:00 <beehhh> your population has increased lately i see
18:00 <DoC> beehhh is angry cuz of his ex
18:00 <thestig> beehhh what telco do you work for 
18:00 <ShadowLurker> beehhh doesnt even read the chat
18:00 <ShadowLurker> just says random things 
18:00 <Doodle> beehhh is the noise he makes when immigration ask for his visa at the airport
18:00 <Serenity> hahahahah
18:00 <DoC> beehhh cleans the shit of piss
18:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahaaahhaha
18:00 <Doodle> BEEHHH
18:00 <Doodle> *run*
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
19:00 <ShadowLurker> lolol
19:00 <Doodle> ok i really have to go to bed now
19:00 <Serenity> lolling
19:00 <beehhh> im not going to come back i surely sense whats waiting
19:00 <DoC> beehhh i heard u work at zoo as a poo cleaner?
19:00 <Serenity> for.real
19:00 <Doodle> nini luvrs o///
19:00 <Serenity> nini o//
19:00 <ShadowLurker> o/
20:00 <beehhh> cleaning animal poo is better than dealing with people
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> Nn
20:00 <DoC> so thats why u act like a pigtard?
20:00 <Serenity> eat shit and die
21:00 <DoC> sezz he already did that but not died yet
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> Pray
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> Eat, pray, love!
23:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: can you please go climb a power pole and grab the power lines
23:00 <TokenDaRing> thanks
23:00 <DoC> LOL
24:00 <TokenDaRing> its how you send signals to the aliens
24:00 <TokenDaRing> and get them to come to you
50:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
22:00 <smashmouse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp3lKYn-2JY
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The DÃ¸ - Dust it off (Soundtrack I ORIGINS) Views: 1,466,786 Uploader: Official Theorem Uploaded: Aug 12, 2014 Duration: 3m42s Rating: 4.96
34:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m8zFh2BVGU
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Josh Blackwood - Canadian Idol Audition 2004 Views: 3,991 Uploader: dannyvision01 Uploaded: Jan 28, 2010 Duration: 2m13s Rating: 4.00
47:00 <smashmouse> lol
48:00 <smashmouse> LOLLL
54:00 <BlackDevil> $12 million in drugs, including 6 tons of pot, seized by border protection officers
31:00 <Skirmish> LOL the key has changed again! AAAAAAAARGH!
52:00 <Serenity> oh skirmish pm me
12:00 <Serenity> poor yvonne
28:00 <gs69azza> listen up ok nobody even likes u the only reason i dont ddos u nto oblivion is cuz ur not even worth my bandwif u fkn fgt retard im srs if u say 1 more thing u wont even get to get out of ur seat cuz i wil KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAA u thru the keyboard n shoc ur fingers so bad u will say sry but its too late for that boyo
30:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
31:00 <ShadowLurker> so
31:00 <ShadowLurker> i heard this is the place for boobies
31:00 <gs69azza> b00bs
39:00 <Serenity>  hahaha aaron
39:00 <Serenity> i love that
42:00 <Loof> who wrote that?
44:00 <Loof> why does ftp take so longgggg
55:00 <smashmouse> ah grr i want to dl Pi but cant find it
57:00 <ShadowLurker> who uses ftp anymore
57:00 <ShadowLurker> hes a nutter
57:00 <gs69azza> I use ftp every now and then
58:00 <ShadowLurker> i typically use scp
00:00 <smashmouse> ifap
07:00 <Serenity> eee my flowers are opening
09:00 <ShadowLurker> one was almost fully open this morning
09:00 <ShadowLurker> one was cracking
09:00 <Serenity> 3 are open now
10:00 <ShadowLurker> \o/
10:00 <ShadowLurker> ar they pretty
10:00 <Serenity> they are
11:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
20:00 <smashmouse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76Gjvxw031k
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Young Zee - "Dear Shady" Eminem Response [HD] Directed by Nimi Hendrix Views: 153,470 Uploader: Young Zee Uploaded: Jan 5, 2015 Duration: 5m2s Rating: 4.15
36:00 <Skirmish> [11:07] <@Serenity> eee my flowers are opening   <--- I read this and imagined that Serenity just sent ShadowLurker a picture of her chucking a leggy. 
36:00 <Skirmish> I think there may be a tumor in my brain. 
36:00 <ShadowLurker> she did that too
36:00 <Skirmish> I knew it!
40:00 <gs69azza> you been getting nose bleeds too Skirmish ?
41:00 <gs69azza> I have a mate who has a tumor on his piturity gland and used to get nose bleeds all the time
42:00 <gs69azza> I'm getting mine checked next week, been getting crazy nose bleeds
42:00 <Skirmish> no, no nose bleeds for me. Just some weird first thoughts on things. 
43:00 <ShadowLurker> nah theyre normal "sezz getting naked" thoughts
43:00 <ShadowLurker> everyone has them
43:00 <Skirmish> True.
49:00 <Serenity> well thats just rude
00:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/40/67/4067646752949d429c9669c3cac6bcc4.jpg
00:00 <Serenity> you're welcome
00:00 <gs69azza> nsfw
00:00 <gs69azza> :(
00:00 <Serenity> nope
08:00 <smashmouse> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11039802_797145920406527_1823544562068588500_n.jpg?oh=d023fa779699066143de1fbf8836eeba&oe=5625DE4F&__gda__=1441567635_0c23231a748b66e5c161e77e573492bf
08:00 <smashmouse> LOL!!!!!!!!!
08:00 <smashmouse> so good
14:00 <Serenity> hey bm
18:00 <British^Meat> greetnings!
19:00 <British^Meat> refinancing my mortgage! EXCiting! :|
21:00 <Serenity> oh joy
21:00 <British^Meat> hate talking to machines on the phone :/
21:00 <British^Meat> i always feel so dumb
21:00 <British^Meat> telstra is defo the worst though
25:00 <Serenity> i despise machines on phones
28:00 <ShadowLurker> titties!!!!!!111!!!!!one!!!eleven!!1
28:00 <Serenity> lol
29:00 <British^Meat> shit
29:00 <British^Meat> that all went through really smoothly
29:00 <British^Meat> im genuinely shocked
33:00 <British^Meat> "I'm Isla Fisher, new brand ambassador with ING"
33:00 <British^Meat> Hi Isla, nice ot meet you
34:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <psYbR> Yᵒᵘ Oᶰˡʸ Lᶤᵛᵉ Oᶰᶜᵉ
46:00 <British^Meat> not according to roger moore
50:00 <psYbR> Ỏ̷͖͈̞̩͎̻̫̫̜͉̠̫͕̭̭̫̫̹̗̹͈̼̠̖͍͚̥͈̮̼͕̠̤̯̻̥̬̗̼̳̤̳̬̪̹͚̞̼̠͕̼̠̦͚̫͔̯̹͉͉̘͎͕̼̣̝͙̱̟̹̩̟̳̦̭͉̮̖̭̣̣̞̙̗̜̺̭̻̥͚͙̝̦̲̱͉͖͉̰̦͎̫̣̼͎͍̠̮͓̹̹͉̤̰̗̙͕͇͔̱͕̭͈̳̗̭͔̘̖̺̮̜̠͖̘͓̳͕̟̠̱̫̤͓͔̘̰̲͙͍͇̙͎̣̼̗̖͙̯͉̠̟͈͍͕̪͓̝̩̦̖̹̼̠̘̮͚̟͉̺̜͍͓̯̳̱̻͕̣̳͉̻̭̭̱͍̪̩̭̺͕̺̼̥̪͖̦̟͎̻̰_Ỏ̷͖͈̞̩͎̻̫̫̜͉
50:00 <psYbR> ̠̫͕̭̭̫̫̹̗̹͈̼̠̖͍͚̥͈̮̼͕̠̤̯̻̥̬̗̼̳̤̳̬̪̹͚̞̼̠͕̼̠̦͚̫͔̯̹͉͉̘͎͕̼̣̝͙̱̟̹̩̟̳̦̭͉̮̖̭̣̣̞̙̗̜̺̭̻̥͚͙̝̦̲̱͉͖͉̰̦͎̫̣̼͎͍̠̮͓̹̹͉̤̰̗̙͕͇͔̱͕̭͈̳̗̭͔̘̖̺̮̜̠͖̘͓̳͕̟̠̱̫̤͓͔̘̰̲͙͍͇̙͎̣̼̗̖͙̯͉̠̟͈͍͕̪͓̝̩̦̖̹̼̠̘̮͚̟͉̺̜͍͓̯̳̱̻͕̣̳͉̻̭̭̱͍̪̩̭̺͕̺̼̥̪͖̦̟͎̻̰  
03:00 <ShadowLurker> aww
19:00 <British^Meat> hah whoopsie
20:00 <British^Meat> hiya Cathrin Carl Christian
27:00 <British^Meat> hiya peep freak kate
34:00 <faux> Serenity
34:00 <faux> You there
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
39:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDj_bN0L8XM
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How every company in America can save 23% on wages Views: 339,263 Uploader: Maddox Uploaded: Apr 18, 2015 Duration: 5m41s Rating: 4.87
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
50:00 <Taco> You should watch it
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just did
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's you point?
55:00 <British^Meat> again katatonic_kate01, i hate the stress the matter....
55:00 <British^Meat> but youre the only one talking to Taco at the moment
55:00 <British^Meat> r u in need of sleep?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i did night shift….
57:00 <British^Meat> right on
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> sleep deprivation makes you do strange things, no?
59:00 <British^Meat> trying to remember the last time i did an all-nighter....
00:00 <British^Meat> im sure it wouldnt be as fun as it used to be
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was't awake all night
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> just a broken sleep… as the bed at work is shit
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, the general environment is shit
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> no windows, and the room temp was too warm for optimal sleeping conditions....
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> sleeping nude at work probably isn't the most appropriate thing to do lol 
13:00 <Taco> If you really watched it...
13:00 <Taco> I'm surprised you're not pissy
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> why would I be pissy?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's american based research 
14:00 <Taco> With a conclusion that works globally
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok, so what is your point exactly?
15:00 <Taco> You should demand a payrise
15:00 <Taco> Or a promotion
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm paid the award wage.I'm comfortable with that
16:00 <Taco> Don't be comfortable with that
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> a pay rise would entail taking on more responsibility. 
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don't want or need any more work responsibilities thanks.
17:00 <Taco> Learn a lesson from the unemployed. They're never happy with their centrelink entitlements
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're assuming I don't like my role?
18:00 <Taco> I'm assuming you don't like anything
18:00 <Doodle> god
18:00 <Doodle> not you 2 again
18:00 <Doodle> just fuck already
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> well you'd be wrong.
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass doodle!
18:00 <Doodle> no i meant me
18:00 <Taco> What do you like?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> I like lots of things
19:00 <Doodle> i like pina coladas
19:00 <Taco> Be pacific
19:00 <Doodle> and getting caught in the rain
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> it would be a laborious task to list everything I like.
19:00 <Taco> British^Meat is happy to list the things he likes
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do like rain!
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> well i'm not BM, am I
19:00 <Taco> He keeps a likability inventory
20:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01's first 5 entries on the list of things she likes are cock
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's fantastic, however I'm not BM
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep doodle! LOL
20:00 <Doodle> kekeke
20:00 <Doodle> 420ish
20:00 <Taco> You know what I'd like right now
20:00 <Taco> chicken drumstick crackers
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock, cupcakes, cuddles, cool weather, the letter C
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> That's 5 things!
20:00 <Doodle> c is for creampie
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, not a fan of creme pies
21:00 <Taco> then again I might have chorizo
21:00 <Doodle> i have to do the school run soon
21:00 <Doodle> joy
21:00 <Taco> chorizo is also good
21:00 <Doodle> battle of the suvs
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed!. 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> something to look forward to next year :|
22:00 <Doodle> i dont even have kids i just do the school run
22:00 <Doodle> yummy mummies
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
22:00 <Doodle> lol i dont
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> well yeah, you'd have a bazillion MILFS to perve on
23:00 <Doodle> 2rite
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you know they put out, cos they have kids ;)
23:00 <Doodle> amen
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> praise the lord!
24:00 <Doodle> praise the lowered
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> just wear a suit - women love men in suits
24:00 <Doodle> lol
24:00 <Doodle> effort
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
24:00 <Doodle> i dont feel like choking rn
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif wear a tie
24:00 <Doodle> i always wear a tie if i am wearing a suit
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're going for the casual look… duh
24:00 <Doodle> well
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> well i'm suggesting not to
24:00 <Doodle> i am wearing a hoodie and jeans thats pretty cas
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that'll do too
25:00 <Doodle> lol
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> depends what the hoodie has on it
25:00 <Doodle> a zip
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> like a giant skull smoking a crack pipe probably wouldn't be that appropriate n' shit
26:00 <Doodle> lol no
26:00 <Doodle> its just a plain grey one
26:00 <Doodle> with FUCK DA POLICE on the back
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
27:00 <Doodle> i dont get out anyway i just look at nudes on kik til the bell goes
28:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01, I don't mean to stress the matter
28:00 <Taco> but right now you're the only one talking to Doodle 
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah we always chat
28:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> we're chatting in PM right now about you
28:00 <Doodle> huh
29:00 <Taco> Thats nice, don't care
29:00 <Doodle> i dont follow
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> just giving you a running commentary taco
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> me either doodle
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is random as fuck
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda like beehhh but taco, spasmodically says something relevant 
30:00 <Taco> How was it random?
30:00 <Taco> <British^Meat> again katatonic_kate01, i hate the stress the matter....
30:00 <Taco> <British^Meat> but youre the only one talking to Taco at the moment
30:00 <Doodle> love that word
30:00 <Doodle> spasmodically
30:00 <Taco> I'm taking the piss
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, really?
31:00 <Taco> Then what is random?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> mind the eyes
31:00 <Doodle> what about the hair
31:00 <Taco> I do not understand
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> because it wasn't even funny
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> hair you can wash easily!
31:00 <Taco> Stating that British^Meat is a fuckwit, isn't supposed to be funny
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> well you could have just stated that
32:00 <Taco> His statements aren't funny, why would I respond with humor?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> well i personally lol(ed)
32:00 <Taco> I'd rather shed light on his actions
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> his actions… oh yeah
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> which were
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> making you look a like a fuckwit
32:00 <Taco> Making a statement that had no relevance
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, he was highlighting the fact that no one really finds you amusing.
33:00 <British^Meat> im amused RN
33:00 <Taco> Kool story, but I never intended that
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> and also how I was being lame for engaging in some kind of chat…. 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah truth buddy.
33:00 <Taco> If you didn't enjoy chats I assume you wouldn't do it
34:00 <Taco> And wouldn't need British^Meat to point out the obvious that you're participating in chats
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… it's not about 'enjoying' chats
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> I chat here more out of habit 
34:00 <Taco> Hey British^Meat, I don't mean to be obvious, but were you aware it is daylight right now?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> he could live in a cave!
35:00 <British^Meat> youre right, he is pretty random
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, occasionally i draw a few correct conclusions 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> the evidence just presents it self rather…. well!
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking about random, I think you guys should all start wearing this hat 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.freshpromotions.com.au/uploaded/thumbnails/kids-legionaire1_12842_400xauto.jpg
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> It would bring a lot of joy into the lives of others 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> and perhaps promote a sense of happiness in your lives too
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> life*
41:00 <Doodle> kkekeke
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> BEST HAT EVER
43:00 <Serenity> fags
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg… my friends is making this for me ! http://www.rawblend.com.au/caramel-slice.html
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> ITS THE FUCKING BEST! 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai faggette 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
47:00 <Serenity> hey just got home
47:00 <Serenity> now shoveling food in my gob
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice, noice
49:00 <Serenity> lils got het shit fluro disco tomorrow just went to supre n got her a heap kf shit
49:00 <Serenity> lpl
49:00 <Serenity> lol
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> all fluro(ed) up!
50:00 <Serenity> their xs and xxs are perfect for 10 year olds
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah LOL
50:00 <Serenity> lolol
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can't imagine grown women wearing clothing that small unless they were anorexic! 
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, some peeps are small… but come the fuck on!
50:00 <Serenity> me either
51:00 <Serenity> i used to fit their m and L
51:00 <Serenity> but they have a size that's xxxs
51:00 <Serenity> i mean come on
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, I used to fit into their clothes years ago…. like when I was  a teen
51:00 <Taco> some girls are tiny tho
51:00 <Taco> not anorexic
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed they are
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> which i stated
52:00 <Serenity> the xxxxs wouldnt even fit my 10 year old anf she's tiny
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
52:00 <Serenity> ive never met an adult that small
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor have I
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> my best friend is a size 8
53:00 <Serenity> lils a 4-6 in womens clothes
53:00 <Serenity> shes only 10 but. . her bodies changing
53:00 <Serenity> ew
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> Rory is cracking into the size 7 - 8 kids clothes…. 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> but she needs the length but the waist is FUCKING HUGE on her
54:00 <Serenity> i buy lil 12s in kids clothes for her height
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah….. sup with tall kids!
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist*
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'll blame her dad lol
54:00 <Serenity> haha
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is 6'3
55:00 <Serenity> i have to measure lil again but she would be about 5'- 5'1
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> and she is going through this girly girl phase at the moment…. and only wants to wear fucking dresses… and pants are all 'boyish'
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh wow - tall kid
56:00 <Taco> well this will clear my sinus...
56:00 <Serenity> yeah shes started puberty so probably only really got one more good growth spurt left
56:00 <Taco> chorizo sandwich with chili sauce and onion
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm like wear a friken tracksuit to pre school - who do you have to impress at fucking preschool! gah!
56:00 <Serenity> lily wouldnt wear pants until recently
56:00 <Serenity> only skirts and dresses
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh man!
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> please tell me it's just a phase lol
57:00 <Serenity> well it lasted from 4-9 hahah
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH!
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> GREAT!
57:00 <Serenity> 5 year phase
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> GREAT
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
58:00 <Serenity> hahah
58:00 <Serenity> her attitude stinks
58:00 <Taco> chorizo isn't a phase, its a way of life
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> getting all cunty 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
58:00 <Serenity> was trying to talk to her this morning aboht the disco etc and all i got was grunts and some kind of high pitched sound
58:00 <Serenity> bitch
59:00 <Taco> your daughter
59:00 <Serenity> yes.
59:00 <Taco> kids be like that
59:00 <Taco> she prob has a bf you don't like
00:00 <Serenity> shes 10.
00:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
00:00 <Taco> they start young these days
00:00 <Serenity> not my kid
00:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Taco
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, rory grunts...
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> and huffs
01:00 <TheRiddler> I am watching round the twist
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
01:00 <Serenity> im like what should we do with your hair
01:00 <Serenity> UGHHHH MUM I DONT KNOW OKKKKKKK
01:00 <Serenity> ok far out calm down
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> grunt, huff, huff?
02:00 <Serenity> every dog in the neighborhood heard it
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
02:00 <Serenity> shes fucking terrifying
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw when she is 13...
03:00 <TheRiddler> find a bunch of hair dos n show here
03:00 <TheRiddler> -e
04:00 <TheRiddler> or such
04:00 <Taco> hair is overrated anyway
04:00 <Serenity> i got some hair colours that shoulf keep it jappy
04:00 <Serenity> happy..
04:00 <Taco> I'm tempted to shave TheRiddler's head
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna chalk my hair all rainbow colours
05:00 <TheRiddler> you're irelevent Taco
05:00 <Serenity> ive got some chalk
05:00 <Serenity> its so fucking messy
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> woowhoo
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> does it stay in your hair for a while tho?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco, if you weren't such a cunt - people might be inclined to read what you have to say
05:00 <TheRiddler> I need to do my hair for supanova lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH!
06:00 <Serenity> what are you doing to it
06:00 <TheRiddler> lucky I dont have to do much
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> I saw some peeps dressed up last weekend
06:00 <Serenity> kate if your hair is light like really blonde it can stain for a while
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> was supernova type event in sydney last weekend?
06:00 <Serenity> like a week or so
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw… its not
07:00 <TheRiddler> http://pre10.deviantart.net/9483/th/pre/i/2013/062/4/1/hetalia__handsome_america__you_re_the_star__by_nessiemccormick-d5wvqoh.png
07:00 <Taco> what is supanova?
07:00 <TheRiddler> this
07:00 <Taco> I thought it was a nightclub from the 90s?
07:00 <TheRiddler> that's the character I'm going as
07:00 <Serenity> oh thats easy
07:00 <Serenity> go get some yellow hair chalk from priceline
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah easy… harry high pants
07:00 <Taco> nah its not. TheRiddler is a massive dork
08:00 <TheRiddler> ok
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd go as princess peach!
08:00 <TheRiddler> I'll need some putty too
08:00 <Serenity> ive got one that would be good for it hang on
08:00 <Serenity> ill get the namr
08:00 <TheRiddler> the sydney 1 was last weekend
08:00 <smashmouse> https://youtu.be/6AXd5tcyneE
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Wheel of Impressions with Seth MacFarlane Views: 1,871,132 Uploader: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Uploaded: Jun 23, 2015 Duration: 4m5s Rating: 4.89
09:00 <Serenity> taft intense freeze jelly
10:00 <TheRiddler> is that also from priceline?
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> just get a wig!
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> wigs are the best!
10:00 <Serenity> yep ash
10:00 <TheRiddler> the hair is actually this colour
10:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.absoluteanime.com/hetalia_axis_powers/usa.png
10:00 <fawks> sez did u watch pll
11:00 <Serenity> i got a fluro clowm wig for ant to wear tomorrow
11:00 <TheRiddler> but it's hard to get a pic of his whole hair lol
11:00 <Serenity> nah i haven't yet fawks
11:00 <Serenity> ive been out
11:00 <fawks> okies
11:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not sure how much I need to yellow it
12:00 <fawks> just dip your head in paint
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <fawks> ta daaa
12:00 <Serenity> just experiment
12:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
12:00 <Serenity> you can rub it out with a wet flannel
12:00 <TheRiddler> ok
12:00 <fawks> hot
12:00 <Serenity> loool
13:00 <gs69azza> i dun get et
13:00 <TheRiddler> I have the costume all ready
13:00 <TheRiddler> get what?
13:00 <fawks> pics
13:00 <fawks> when youre done
13:00 <Serenity> get what
13:00 <TheRiddler> ok
14:00 <fawks> woo
14:00 <gs69azza> i dunno
14:00 <TheRiddler> I'll probably get my friend to take it
14:00 <gs69azza> I'm avoiding my phone
14:00 <Serenity> o.O
14:00 <gs69azza> halp me
14:00 <gs69azza> i'm in too deep
14:00 <fawks> ok adele
14:00 <Serenity> its not harf Aaron
14:00 <Serenity> keep your pants on
14:00 <Serenity> easy
14:00 <gs69azza> yeah but
14:00 <Serenity> no
14:00 <gs69azza> I'm just gonna change my number
14:00 <Serenity> ..
14:00 <gs69azza> no contact again
14:00 <gs69azza> easy
15:00 <fawks> yeah its like ...... herpes or decent long term gf
15:00 <fawks> id choose the latter
15:00 <Serenity> you're actually more dramatic than a teenager
15:00 <gs69azza> i have more hormones in my body that 30 teenagers atm
15:00 <gs69azza> than
15:00 <Serenity> does that make you extra dumb
16:00 <gs69azza> pssh you should see the wizardry I've pulled out today
16:00 <Serenity> lol
16:00 <gs69azza> I'm amazed at myself, why did I leave IT?
16:00 <TheRiddler> just find a nerdy girl
16:00 <Serenity> cause IT id soul sucking hell
17:00 <gs69azza> yeah this is true
18:00 <fawks> is it nap time yet
18:00 <TheRiddler> fuck the party girls they tend to party because they tend to want to forget their baggage 
18:00 <gs69azza> i wish
18:00 <TheRiddler> :p
18:00 <gs69azza> my head is pounding
18:00 <TheRiddler> I cant nap
18:00 <gs69azza> my gf is the biggest coke fiend I've ever known
19:00 <Serenity> yes fawks
19:00 <TheRiddler> I have to regulate my sleeping pattern so I can wake at 3am on friday
19:00 <TheRiddler> >_<
19:00 <TheRiddler> because I doubt to get much sleep on the trip upto perth
19:00 <fawks> i had a decent sleep last night
19:00 <fawks> but i still want a nap
19:00 <fawks> lol
19:00 <gs69azza> does perth have a casino?
19:00 <gs69azza> and/or clubs?
19:00 <fawks> good weather for it
19:00 <Serenity> ....
19:00 <TheRiddler> yes
19:00 <Serenity> yes.
19:00 <gs69azza> intredasting
19:00 <Serenity> its a fucking city.
20:00 <gs69azza> I'm going there for training
20:00 <TheRiddler> it has a club in the casino
20:00 <Serenity> not an outback town
20:00 <TheRiddler> but it sucks
20:00 <fawks> does perth have internet
20:00 <Taco> What clubs? Are they as good as Rooty Hill RSL?
20:00 <Serenity> its crown
20:00 <TheRiddler> it's a shit club
20:00 <fawks> lmao rooty hill
20:00 <Serenity> and theres hundreds of clubs
20:00 <gs69azza> siq
20:00 <TheRiddler> the best is that house place probably
20:00 <gs69azza> im gonna get fkd up at the expense of telstra haha
20:00 <Taco> Rooty Hill RSL is the best. The ad on Triple M said so
21:00 <Taco> don't make fun of it fawks 
21:00 <Serenity> funny if i bump into you haha
21:00 <gs69azza> i'll let you know when we are going
21:00 <fawks> .
21:00 <gs69azza> I'll be the big drunk guy
21:00 <Serenity> haha
23:00 <Serenity> omg this guy on gossip girl
23:00 <TheRiddler> umm the 1 that does the mascerade stuff
23:00 <smashmouse> oer got a new drama/horror wit Arnie!
23:00 <Serenity> his face is super smooth and then his neck has these gross blackhead lookonh hairs
23:00 <smashmouse> MAGGIE
23:00 <Serenity> spew
23:00 <smashmouse> hopez its gewd
23:00 <Taco> fawks, have you ever been to penriff panfers. That place is also alright
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna go to a masquerade ball
24:00 <fawks> yes
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> and wear a big poofy dress
24:00 <gs69azza> penrith panthers is mad
24:00 <gs69azza> I love aqua golf
24:00 <smashmouse> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t34.0-12/11657534_10204686606661175_1248977176_n.jpg?oh=25e8f0e04973dba3cba5b0b2efcb96f5&oe=558BFE18&__gda__=1435242633_d28f7d75fec9065dd60b65937a798b9a
24:00 <smashmouse> ahahahaha
24:00 <smashmouse> 4 star warz fans
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah totes fun!
24:00 <fawks> aqua golf is sik
25:00 <Taco> gs69azza, no I meant the nightclub
25:00 <gs69azza> i hit it too far though :(
25:00 <fawks> prob the best thing about teh riff
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <Taco> they have so many quality girls
25:00 <fawks> of yo udid
25:00 <fawks> ofc*
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> you'd be in your element taco!
25:00 <fawks> gross
25:00 <gs69azza> I have a mate who is now the manager of a supp store there across from a fit n fast, he said the quality of girls is ridiculous
25:00 <Serenity> i honestly havent been to a nightclub in like...
25:00 <Serenity> 7 years
26:00 <gs69azza> I haven't been to a club in a few months I think
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm too old
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i prefer pubs!
26:00 <Serenity> quality of the females. ugh
26:00 <gs69azza> oh wait, after comp because I was told a place had free cheeseburgers
26:00 <gs69azza> so maybe 2 months
26:00 <Taco> yeah few months for me too
26:00 <gs69azza> apparently manly is good for females too
26:00 <Taco> gs69azza, nah they look hot. Good thing the music is loud too. Cause when those bitches talk. Jesus christ
27:00 <gs69azza> so I'll be there with some juicy friends on sat
27:00 <gs69azza> yeah I got stuck talking to someone from there at the mass nutrition store once
27:00 <gs69azza> was not a fun time
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it appropriate to take a real doll out with you?
27:00 <gs69azza> sure
27:00 <gs69azza> why not
27:00 <gs69azza> I'd take a real doll out with me
27:00 <Taco> only if it holds a membership card or signs in
27:00 <Serenity> lol im never meeting you
27:00 <Serenity> ever
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOLZ
28:00 <gs69azza> LOL
28:00 <gs69azza> noone says shit to me
28:00 <gs69azza> srsly
28:00 <gs69azza> probs because I'll rip their heads off
28:00 <gs69azza> but yeah
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
28:00 <gs69azza> it enables me to get away with whatevs I wanna do
28:00 <Serenity> im a short fat bogan from perth lol imagine what he'd say about me haha
28:00 <Taco> urgh I have to go into work tonight to do rostering :(
28:00 <Taco> namely roster myself off work
29:00 <gs69azza> I say lots of things to people about themselves
29:00 <gs69azza> to their face
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you!
29:00 <gs69azza> atm I'm fat as fuck so I dun care
29:00 <fawks> cops do rosters
29:00 <fawks> kewl.
29:00 <Dugnuts> Hi from Tazzie
29:00 <Dugnuts> Wooo
29:00 <gs69azza> do you fuck your sister?
30:00 <TheRiddler> lollllllllll
30:00 <Taco> yeah its rocket science I swear
30:00 <Taco> 4 on, 4 off
30:00 <gs69azza> I met this bloke once, who introduced himself from tasmania and goes "oh and yes I fuck my sister:
30:00 <gs69azza> I lost my shit
31:00 <Taco> repeat that over 15 guys
31:00 <Taco> such a hard job I have
31:00 <gs69azza> 2 days 2 nights
31:00 <Dugnuts> Well byeee
31:00 <gs69azza> 12 hour shiftz
31:00 <Taco> I bet it'll take me 4 hours
31:00 <gs69azza> he must have left to fuck his sister
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're special taco
32:00 <gs69azza> fuck it's only 3.30
32:00 <gs69azza> what am I to do with the rest of my arvo
32:00 <nate> look at booty
32:00 <Taco> gs69azza, GDs do the rotating shift. We don't.
32:00 <Taco> Just the people who can't do shit, get night shift, because then they don't do shit.
32:00 <Taco> thats why I'm on night shift
33:00 <gs69azza> ahh makes sense
33:00 <gs69azza> I know a few blokes on rotation
33:00 <gs69azza> some of this shit they tell me they put up with, fuck that.
33:00 <gs69azza> my hat is off to them
34:00 <Taco> my unit, night shift is actually easier
34:00 <Taco> GDs its harder
35:00 <gs69azza> ahh fair enough
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> The only good thing 'bout being a cop is the uniform, gun and handcuffs 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> everything else would be shit
41:00 <TheRiddler> uniform baton n handcuffs in the bedroom
41:00 <TheRiddler> :p
42:00 <Taco> what are you going to do with a baton? beat on your wife?
42:00 <Taco> oh right, makes sense
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd just want the uniform
44:00 <nate> strip tease?
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, sure why not
44:00 <nate> moonlight as a stripper im sure taco does it for extra money
44:00 <TheRiddler> use it as a dildo duh
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <faux> Years ago when blue tooth was like the thing on old school phones .. I was hanging out with a friend and a cop pulled up and got out and was like hey christina I'm like wtf how'd you know. Anyway after making me freak out for a bit he finally told me he got my name from the blue tooth on my phone and didn't know if I was christina or my friend but when he said the name i reacted so he figured it was me
45:00 <faux> Such a smart ass lol
45:00 <faux> Then he had a smoke with us and left
45:00 <TheRiddler> bet it was taco
45:00 <TheRiddler> also
45:00 <TheRiddler> taco is a cop?
45:00 <faux> So he reckons
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i doubt it
45:00 <faux> Who would come on irc and nd advertise they're a cop lol
46:00 <TheRiddler> maybe he's desk cop
46:00 <nate> taco is a manpower/cop ;D
46:00 <TheRiddler> +a
46:00 <nate> ohh yesaaah!
46:00 <nate> aussie thundaaah
46:00 <faux> Wtf is a desk cop
46:00 <nate> they do paperwork ;D
46:00 <TheRiddler> ^
46:00 <faux> Uh I need to zumba
46:00 <faux> Bbs
46:00 <nate> like fauxes speeding tickets
48:00 <gs69azza> there is legit nothing to do on the internet
48:00 <gs69azza> I've completed the internet
48:00 <gs69azza> the end boss was hard, but I did it
49:00 <Taco> I'm proud of the lack of work I do
49:00 <gs69azza> I've been paid for 5 weeks ot just sit here and browse the internet
54:00 <Taco> https://securityledger.com/2015/06/internet-of-tattoos-nist-workshop-plumbs-body-art-algorithms/
56:00 <gs69azza> I think I might go purchase some banana bread
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i might go do something constructive!
59:00 <Taco> I think I might fart
24:00 <aliasd> http://melbourne.indywatch.org/melbourne.html
32:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!!!!
38:00 <smashmouse> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/v/t34.0-12/11655101_10204686999070985_400852975_n.jpg?oh=bca22617031b0ae591b607c333e9683c&oe=558D27C2&__gda__=1435297449_d5571c510127339b7ebb05dc26cd10a2
38:00 <smashmouse> LAWL
42:00 <beehhh> what jacquie lambie meant was this
42:00 <beehhh> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/22/Hobart_trams_and_trolley_bus.jpg
44:00 <smashmouse> shut it
44:00 <smashmouse> yew
44:00 <smashmouse> lols
46:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOquh6Ftk_k
46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Electric Car - Australia Views: 7,610 Uploader: Haunebu2008 Uploaded: Jul 23, 2008 Duration: 6m12s Rating: 4.78
46:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: fuck off and grab a power line
47:00 <beehhh> from top of a train in balaclava station
47:00 <beehhh> people are shit
48:00 <TheRon> beehhh shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?
48:00 <TokenDaRing> do you think norell will starve to death during ramadan?>
49:00 <beehhh> ten thousand greeks cant even find a job in melbourne agaisnt 300 persian
49:00 <smashmouse> LOL
50:00 <TheRon> how about them breasts
50:00 <smashmouse> you are fucking persian
50:00 <beehhh> no im the guy from top of the train who grabbed the power line ask TokenDaRing
53:00 <smashmouse> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t34.0-12/11350104_10204687061632549_1590948671_n.jpg?oh=8ada2ec9bc60629afbcb792f1af8cca4&oe=558C1615&__gda__=1435302660_ff269e34578dfa9538aa140fa0f64299
53:00 <smashmouse> LOL
53:00 <smashmouse> thats how beehhh rollz
54:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: do you think norell will starve to death during ramadan?
55:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2hPsNTFQjo
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: A drunken man getting electrocuted on a train. Views: 326,290 Uploader: The big picture Uploaded: Jun 25, 2013 Duration: 0m51s Rating: 4.08
56:00 <TheRon> i like beehhh it feels like a break from reality
56:00 <beehhh> dont matter all the syrian refugees are settling in your country
56:00 <TokenDaRing> please go do that beehhh
56:00 <TokenDaRing> the smoke is really his magical essence rising to the aliens
56:00 <beehhh> up against ten thousands greek
56:00 <TokenDaRing> or whatever crap you believe
57:00 <beehhh> they were real you troll
57:00 <TokenDaRing> who was real?
57:00 <TokenDaRing> the aliens?
57:00 <TokenDaRing> sure man
57:00 <beehhh> one black guy kinghit another passerby at Goodna
58:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh reminds me of one those guys who starts a suicide cult and laces the cool-aid with poison
59:00 <couleurs> go da dees
00:00 <beehhh> http://short.ninem.sn/kigjEgh here is the footage
01:00 <beehhh> one of those looney tones scene
02:00 <couleurs> ur a looney tune
02:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
02:00 <beehhh> you rather keep terrorist breeding in your country than keeping me out of my servo
03:00 <TokenDaRing> cyr to someone who cares
03:00 <TokenDaRing> no one here does
03:00 <TheRon> beehhh take your kind of crazy somehwere else, we're all stocked up here
03:00 <ShadowLurker> beehhh just kill yourself
04:00 <couleurs> I'm Awesome !! :P
04:00 <TokenDaRing> [18:03:45] <ShadowLurker> beehhh just kill yourself
04:00 <couleurs> :))))))))
05:00 <beehhh> i hope you get more terrorist
05:00 <beehhh> and more of everything
05:00 <ShadowLurker> i hope you die
05:00 <beehhh> i hope you live forever
05:00 <TokenDaRing> I hope you die from shit building up in your system
05:00 <beehhh> motherfucker
05:00 <ShadowLurker> wouldnt mind living forever
05:00 <TokenDaRing> ShadowLurker: beehhh must really like you
06:00 <ShadowLurker> ikr
06:00 <TokenDaRing> how nice of him to wish something like that on you
06:00 <beehhh> i said motherfucker in the end
06:00 <ShadowLurker> i bet hes poking a screwdriver down his peehole right now
06:00 <ShadowLurker> raging
06:00 <beehhh> sort of
06:00 <ShadowLurker> motherfucker has no effect on me
06:00 <TokenDaRing> thats just how beehhh gets off
06:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
07:00 <ShadowLurker> anyway
07:00 <ShadowLurker> hometime
07:00 <ShadowLurker> o/
07:00 <beehhh> alcohol epidemic is more scary than ice epidemic itself
07:00 <TokenDaRing> you're an alcho
07:00 <beehhh> hope you enjoy fucking your mom
07:00 <TheRon> he's a metho
08:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: is it true your aunt is pimping you out to pay for your visa fees?
08:00 <TheRon> i've heard beehhh sniffs petrol like a boss
09:00 <beehhh> you guys are so shit even the hookers refuses to go bed with
09:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: you have to pay norell to be your girlfriend
09:00 <beehhh> it shouldnt concern you wobbly boy
10:00 <beehhh> i got better things to do running in the jungle
10:00 <TheRon> speaking of wobbly, BREASTS!!!!!!!
10:00 <TokenDaRing> lol TheRon
10:00 <TokenDaRing> breasts are the best
11:00 <smashmouse> it's beginning to feel a lot like sexmas
11:00 <smashmouse> prossies everywheeerree
11:00 <smashmouse> you got hookers in the park
11:00 <smashmouse> giving blow jobs in the dark
11:00 <smashmouse> and aids aids AIIIDDDSSS
11:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!
12:00 <TheRon> wiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!
12:00 <bee_girl> iWatch!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:00 <TokenDaRing> I.P. Freely
13:00 <TheRon> coholic first name Al
14:00 <amsy> nintendo64!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:00 <smashmouse> ps4!
15:00 <smashmouse> fk me my arms r too big for this top
16:00 <amsy> lolllll
16:00 <amsy> ok
16:00 <couleurs> fk me my top r too big for this arms
16:00 <couleurs> xD
16:00 <smashmouse> lols
16:00 <smashmouse> it's like puttin a regular condom on
16:00 <amsy> LOL
16:00 <smashmouse> and tryina pull it right down
16:00 <smashmouse> uno for a donkey hung black guy.
16:00 <smashmouse> LOLS
17:00 <couleurs> hi amsy :3
17:00 <amsy> so not you then
17:00 <amsy> hi cc ;)
17:00 <couleurs> brb makeing hot chocolate cos i'm 13
17:00 <amsy> omg yas pls
18:00 <Doodle> game & watch!!!!
21:00 <TheRon> we are young
22:00 <TheRon> heartache to heartache we stand
27:00 <Bastardly_One> this is nice for pre packaged fried rice
27:00 <Bastardly_One> just thought I'd share that
28:00 <TokenDaRing> thanks b1
28:00 <TokenDaRing> hows life
31:00 <couleurs> lifen la vida cocoa 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> not bad ... yourself?
32:00 <TokenDaRing> not bad
32:00 <TokenDaRing> got one last exam tomorrow then done for semester
33:00 <Bastardly_One> excellent
33:00 <couleurs> c u guys on da virtual pitch
35:00 <couleurs> FiFa 16 preordered!!!!
35:00 <TheRiddler> japan won 2-1
36:00 <couleurs> yeap
36:00 <TheRiddler> also I didn't know socceroos won the last asia cup
36:00 <TheRon> matildas
37:00 <couleurs> japan vs aus
39:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/BkACnXqmkTs
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: EA E3 2015 Summary Views: 38,254 Uploader: VGamFVG Uploaded: Jun 23, 2015 Duration: 3m0s Rating: 4.83
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder what Elder Scrolls online is like?
44:00 <smashmouse> dunno
44:00 <Bastardly_One> not that I have that much time to play games anymore except here and there
44:00 <smashmouse> only one way to find out
44:00 <smashmouse> youtube it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> witcher 3 is off it's tits
44:00 <smashmouse> got a job?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> project cars is pretty fucking good too
45:00 <smashmouse> nice yeah my mate says witcher is good
45:00 <smashmouse> batman will be up against that for game of the year
45:00 <smashmouse> fallout 4 probs
45:00 <smashmouse> batman will get it i reckon
45:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, just extremely busy
45:00 <smashmouse> ahhh okie
45:00 <smashmouse> im psyched to finally get a true next gen game man
45:00 <smashmouse> ie batman
45:00 <smashmouse> couldnt pick it up today but :(
46:00 <Bastardly_One> women keep you busy
46:00 <smashmouse> tho i need PSN to be online n get game updates n dlc ey?
46:00 <couleurs> preordered teh forza 6 xbox one bundle u jelly
46:00 <smashmouse> thats how xbox live works
46:00 <smashmouse> the cunts
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yep you do 
46:00 <smashmouse> can only update if u have net
46:00 <smashmouse> fkn gay as shit bro
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and I had to repay mine today
46:00 <Bastardly_One> seems I've not been getting it free at all
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it's been direct debiting
46:00 <smashmouse> fuck
47:00 <couleurs> lmao
47:00 <smashmouse> yeah I might set up direct debit having both consoles
47:00 <smashmouse> might
47:00 <smashmouse> still gotta buy the upright stand for ps4 n that psn shit
47:00 <smashmouse> n create a new psn nick
47:00 <smashmouse> im thinkin ZeroDistance
47:00 <smashmouse> if it aint taken like it is on xbox ffs
47:00 <smashmouse> smashmouse!
47:00 <TheRon> fukc that buy beer instead
47:00 <smashmouse> yer beer great investment
47:00 <smashmouse> i aint buyin consoles after these
48:00 <smashmouse> PC all the way
48:00 <smashmouse> new tv is next on da list n im just gonna rent that shit
48:00 <smashmouse> wonder how much to rent a curved one ehehe
48:00 <StrykerX> Mmmm beer
48:00 <smashmouse> funny aye b1
48:00 <smashmouse> how the curved screens from TOYS with robin williams came true!
48:00 <smashmouse> yo dat sexi amelia is bak
49:00 <smashmouse> dat bish wants to steal ma kicks n clothes!
49:00 <couleurs> FiFa 16 preordered!!!!
49:00 <smashmouse> o rly
49:00 <couleurs> xD
49:00 <smashmouse> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t34.0-12/11350104_10204687061632549_1590948671_n.jpg?oh=8ada2ec9bc60629afbcb792f1af8cca4&oe=558C1615&__gda__=1435302660_ff269e34578dfa9538aa140fa0f64299
49:00 <smashmouse> wrong one lol
50:00 <smashmouse>  https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/v/t34.0-12/11655101_10204686999070985_400852975_n.jpg?oh=bca22617031b0ae591b607c333e9683c&oe=558D27C2&__gda__=1435297449_d5571c510127339b7ebb05dc26cd10a2
50:00 <StrykerX> U sharing porn agen?
51:00 <smashmouse> lol no
51:00 <smashmouse> click it hahahaha
51:00 <smashmouse> its my response to couleurs
51:00 <couleurs> yeh got forza 6 xbox 1tb bundle 2
52:00 <couleurs> fukc ps4 going xbone
52:00 <couleurs> xD
52:00 <StrykerX> Your response to couleurs is choloform?
52:00 <StrykerX> O.O
55:00 <couleurs> xD
56:00 <smashmouse> lols
56:00 <smashmouse> no
56:00 <smashmouse>  https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/v/t34.0-12/11655101_10204686999070985_400852975_n.jpg?oh=bca22617031b0ae591b607c333e9683c&oe=558D27C2&__gda__=1435297449_d5571c510127339b7ebb05dc26cd10a2
56:00 <smashmouse> THAT dick
56:00 <couleurs> xD
57:00 <smashmouse> xD
57:00 <smashmouse> ilu 
57:00 <smashmouse> ilstryker more he ma baebz
59:00 <StrykerX> U MI BAE
00:00 <smashmouse> ;)
00:00 <smashmouse> u ha mi at hurro
00:00 <StrykerX> ;D
01:00 <smashmouse> fkn bored
01:00 <smashmouse> waitin to go dinner fuck sake
01:00 <TheRon> beer?
01:00 <StrykerX> Same
01:00 <smashmouse> sake`
01:00 <smashmouse> i will drink beer yes
01:00 <smashmouse> 333 viet beer
01:00 <TheRon> cat's piss
01:00 <smashmouse> bullshit
01:00 <smashmouse> you ever had it?
01:00 <smashmouse> lel
01:00 <TheRon> nope
01:00 <smashmouse> you can keep your melb bitter bro
01:00 <StrykerX> TheRon: Breasts.
02:00 <TheRon> yes breasts!!
02:00 <smashmouse> i love euro and asian beers
02:00 <smashmouse> those hipster beers shit me
02:00 <smashmouse> so do major label aus beers
02:00 <TheRon> little creatures?
02:00 <smashmouse> yer them
02:00 <smashmouse> yuck
02:00 <smashmouse> chilli beer wtf
02:00 <smashmouse> chocolate beer come the fuck on
02:00 <StrykerX> Wtf?!
02:00 <StrykerX> Where the fuck you finding this shit??
03:00 <smashmouse> I want a big fucken real pint of Kilkenny cunt
03:00 <smashmouse> dan murphys
03:00 <smashmouse> stock hella lil brewery beer crap
03:00 <smashmouse> hipster beer
03:00 <StrykerX> Fuck off battery low
03:00 <smashmouse> be ironic by not being ironic
03:00 <Bastardly_One> the beer you get at aldi is viet
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
03:00 <smashmouse> drink ya PBJ and single origin coffee
03:00 <smashmouse> nice
04:00 <smashmouse> we will get an aldi in sa soonish they say
04:00 <smashmouse> beer in a supermarket ftw
04:00 <smashmouse> should ave beer at 7 11!
04:00 <TheRon> just like SA to be half hour behind
04:00 <StrykerX> You still don't have Aldi?
04:00 <smashmouse> increase in servo robberies lol
04:00 <StrykerX> How far behind is SA??
04:00 <Bastardly_One> in the hills I think
04:00 <smashmouse> bah
04:00 <smashmouse> dont need aldi tbh
04:00 <smashmouse> thing is
04:00 <Bastardly_One> somewhere in the country
04:00 <Bastardly_One> not actual adelaide
04:00 <smashmouse> they start with what they consider the major cities
05:00 <smashmouse> like syd and melb
05:00 <smashmouse> get their profit margin up
05:00 <smashmouse> then move on
05:00 <smashmouse> fkn idiots
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Melbourne has had aldi since the 90s
05:00 <StrykerX> Major = real.
05:00 <StrykerX> :>
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and was only in the inner city at first
05:00 <smashmouse> yer
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I lived near the first ever one in Prahran and it was shit
05:00 <smashmouse> its just a joint with a lot of aldi product right?
05:00 <smashmouse> gives a shit lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> they've come a long way
06:00 <smashmouse> like I wouldnt bother with ikea again
06:00 <smashmouse> after the shit pillows n bathroom mats
06:00 <smashmouse> rather spend money on quality not quantity.
07:00 <smashmouse> for the most part that is.
07:00 <StrykerX> Aldi is pretty decent these days.
08:00 <TheRiddler> are you sure you asembled the pillow and bath mat as the manual said
08:00 <smashmouse> LOL
09:00 <smashmouse> i took a shit in the box and put it on my bed and laid in it
09:00 <smashmouse> like it said in swedish
09:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
09:00 <couleurs> where else do u shop
10:00 <StrykerX> "Insert shit here"
11:00 <StrykerX> "wtf?"
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Coles is easiest for me to get to and the cheapest
11:00 <couleurs> http://streamable.com/urob
11:00 <couleurs> GOLE OF DA DAE
17:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs: where do you shop?
17:00 <couleurs> onelined
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ this
20:00 <Bastardly_One> http://linkbeef.com/l-a-gang-member-gold-plates-own-genitals-to-death/
21:00 <couleurs> we're getting lidl too soon
22:00 <couleurs> coles and woolworths gon get fukd
23:00 <TheRon> in the ass
26:00 <couleurs> u wish...
28:00 <smashmouse> U WISS
28:00 <smashmouse> bish
29:00 <Bastardly_One> can't wait until 2 weeks from friday
29:00 <Serenity> our local is getting aldi next year
29:00 <Bastardly_One> My annual something to do weekened
29:00 <Serenity> notnsure5
29:00 <Serenity> not sure I'd bother
29:00 <Bastardly_One> going to see the Church and then another friend's birthday
29:00 <TheRon> the footy?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> there's two tickets to essendon and hawthorn going for $10 on the FB buy swap and sell
30:00 <Bastardly_One> who'd bother?
32:00 <Serenity> probably the same kind of people who still go and see carlton games
32:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: your best friend
34:00 <TheRon> i'm in london still
37:00 <TheRiddler> hai Liinda!
38:00 <Liinda> hai TheRiddler! =)
38:00 <TheRiddler> how are you?
38:00 <Liinda> Im good hows u?
38:00 <TheRiddler> good
38:00 <TheRiddler> I have potato n leek soup
38:00 <couleurs> I'm Sexxy !! :P
38:00 <TheRon> nice stuff
38:00 <Liinda> nice i hate pumpkin soup 
38:00 <TheRiddler> sezz what's the key for cbf
38:00 <TheRon> with bacon?
39:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs
39:00 <TheRiddler> no bacon
39:00 <Liinda> i love bacon
39:00 <TheRon> seems wrong
39:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda 
39:00 <TheRiddler> I do have ham n cheese croissants too
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <couleurs> pics
40:00 <TheRiddler> what's funny faux?
40:00 <TheRon> the bees - chicken payback
41:00 <couleurs> my favourite song
47:00 <couleurs> aheaheeh
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks!
55:00 <TheRon> breasts??
56:00 <StrykerX> Yes!
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock??
56:00 <TheRon> no!
56:00 <thestig> peeps
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yus!
57:00 <StrykerX> No!
57:00 <thestig> teets and freaks 
57:00 <nate> steaks and chips!
58:00 <TheRon> http://www.activityvillage.co.uk/sites/default/files/images/roosters_av2.jpg
58:00 <TheRon> like my cock?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> love it!
00:00 <couleurs> crepes n buttes
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> with lemon and sugar!
03:00 <couleurs> ok!!!!!!!
08:00 <couleurs> i'll take da crepes, nate can have the buttes!!!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <Bastardly_One> well
22:00 <couleurs> FiFa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <stebie> !!!
22:00 <couleurs> did u get 1 yet stebie 
22:00 <stebie> na
22:00 <couleurs> BLOCK
22:00 <couleurs> ED
23:00 <stebie> :>
24:00 <couleurs> 16 will be out by the time u get a ps2 bro xD
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <Liinda> hai loof
30:00 <Loof> sup
30:00 <Liinda> nm, u?
30:00 <stebie> lolz couleurs lolz
30:00 <Loof> just doin stufff
31:00 <couleurs> lel
31:00 <couleurs> kik
31:00 <stebie> kek
31:00 <thestig> lindaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
31:00 <thestig> stebieeeeeeeeeee
31:00 <Liinda> stiggggnesssssssssssssssssssssssss
32:00 <couleurs> cum
32:00 <Loof> what ep you up to in ww stebie?
33:00 <Loof> is it normal for the doctor to do any anal probe?
33:00 <Loof> with their penis?
34:00 <Loof> he did have a rubber glove for it
34:00 <Loof> but still
34:00 <Liinda> only if they tell you to say AHHH
34:00 <Loof> lol
36:00 <stebie> Loof, i got rid of foxtel, haven't been watching it
36:00 <Loof> ah bummer
36:00 <Loof> always pb
36:00 <stebie> lol
36:00 <Liinda> hai stebie
37:00 <stebie> ohai Liinda o/
37:00 <stebie> how goes it?
37:00 <Loof> i use usenet, barely use torrents anymore
37:00 <Liinda> it goes well thanks, and you
37:00 <stebie> not bad not bad ty :>
37:00 <Liinda> excellente
37:00 <stebie> Loof, yeah i've just been watching netflix of late
37:00 <couleurs> sweoit
37:00 <stebie> went through oitnb the other day
38:00 <Loof> netflix is pretty awesome
38:00 <stebie> yessir it is
38:00 <stebie> only thing i miss from foxtel is soccer
39:00 <Loof> yeah
45:00 <couleurs> get FiFa instead
45:00 <couleurs> probrem sorved
56:00 <stebie> stiggyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
57:00 <stebie> sorry, missed you
58:00 <StrykerX> Stebie ya cunt
58:00 <StrykerX> what's new?
58:00 <stebie> not a lot, daz
58:00 <stebie> how about you?
59:00 <stebie> how's your app idea coming along?
59:00 <StrykerX> HAven't worked on it
59:00 <StrykerX> Been busy with other shit
59:00 <StrykerX> aka, work.
59:00 <StrykerX> :(
59:00 <stebie> ._.
00:00 <StrykerX> I did look into it a bit but that's as far as it got.
01:00 <Liinda> im outta here, night all xoxoxox
01:00 <stebie> cya Liinda o/`
01:00 <Liinda> =) baiii
01:00 <stebie> StrykerX, did you apply for patents or whatever?
02:00 <StrykerX> Nah, can't afford a mortgage
02:00 <stebie> :S
03:00 <StrykerX> It's feckin expensive
03:00 <StrykerX> So I'm just keeping quiet with it lol
03:00 <stebie> did you need a partner? ^_-
03:00 <stebie> *do
04:00 <StrykerX> Are you hitting on me? :/
05:00 <Loof> StrykerX what's ur app?
06:00 <Loof> are you going native for each OS?
06:00 <StrykerX> Mind your own business.
06:00 <StrykerX> Yes.
06:00 <Loof> that application exists
06:00 <Loof> it's an accounting package
06:00 <Loof> :P
06:00 <StrykerX> Dickhead
06:00 <StrykerX> Nah
06:00 <StrykerX> I'm gonna write individually for iOS and Android
06:00 <StrykerX> Bit more effort but less fuckups when trying to port
07:00 <Loof> any reason why you're not just making it a webapp?
07:00 <StrykerX> There's reasons which I cannot reveal pre-patent.
07:00 <Loof> ah k
08:00 <StrykerX> Once I do manage to get it.. I'm happy to talk a little more
08:00 <StrykerX> But I will say.. There's no such app atm
08:00 <TheRiddler> apple are doing a repoduction app or something
09:00 <TheRiddler> so you can track egg cycle and even sexual performance lol
10:00 <couleurs> i'm an app
11:00 <TheRiddler> also you can send it automatically to your doctor
11:00 <TheRiddler> the big money is in medical software
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I know patent and copyright laws have changed to make it easier than ever
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf riddler 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm going back to a nokia 5110
31:00 <couleurs> the big money is in big money
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> what's the power level on your scouter say vegeta
34:00 <VeGeTa> 8000
35:00 <VeGeTa> And TheRiddler goes quiet !
38:00 <partay> BOOBS
39:00 <Serenity> theres heaps of fertility apps
39:00 <Serenity> ive been using a cycle app for like 2 years
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah the only app I use on a reg basis is my steps app lol
41:00 <Serenity> i usr mines so I don't get knocked up
41:00 <Serenity> hahha
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah the pill would be easier, no?
41:00 <bonky> Star Chart for astronomy and Skype.. that is pretty much it
41:00 <Serenity> ive been on hormonal birth control since i was 13
41:00 <partay> implanon
41:00 <bonky> Most apps seem bizarre and/or pointless
41:00 <Serenity> i feel my body needs a brewk
42:00 <Serenity> implanon is rubbish
42:00 <partay> how so ?
43:00 <Serenity> because its shit. i got it after my first was born i put on 15 kilos and bleed for 18 months
43:00 <Serenity> bled*
43:00 <bonky> NEXT!
43:00 <partay> oh
43:00 <partay> i guess its not for you 
43:00 <Serenity> mirena is the best long term birth control
43:00 <partay> my wife has uses it.. no side effects 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah, NEXT for sure!
44:00 <Serenity> fuck off nexting me
44:00 <Serenity> cunts
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know a few peeps who had babies with the rod in
44:00 <bonky> Wouldn't the first several months of bleeding be enough of a sign?
44:00 <bonky> Was the doctor's advice.. "Just persevere and push through it"
44:00 <Serenity> its not constantly like a river
44:00 <bonky> ?
44:00 <Maurice> You don't have a wife
44:00 <Serenity> yes
44:00 <Serenity> actually
44:00 <amelia> yah I've heard the implenon fail a lot too
45:00 <Serenity> drs wont take it out unless u tell them to
45:00 <Maurice> Pretty sure I have the best long term birth control ;)
45:00 <Serenity> or even advise jy
45:00 <Serenity> it
45:00 <partay> omg.. who the fuck is in my bed at night ?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda like intermittent showers bonky :P
45:00 <Maurice> Your girlfriend at best
45:00 <Maurice> Maybe your boyfriend
45:00 <Serenity> he got married dude lol
45:00 <partay> damn
45:00 <Serenity> anyway yeah mirena is my fave birth control
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the?
46:00 <Serenity> ?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is mirena?
46:00 <Serenity> an IUD
46:00 <Maurice> It's where you keep your boats
46:00 <Serenity> lasts 5 years
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
46:00 <Serenity> stops your period
46:00 <bonky> Distant relative with back hair and bushy moles
47:00 <bonky> ?
47:00 <bonky> Oh right
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> stops your period...
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> but then I wouldn't have an excuse for being a cunt...
47:00 <Serenity> yep i didn't havr onr for 4 years
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice!
47:00 <Serenity> have one
48:00 <bonky> Do they make something similar for spontaneous erections?
48:00 <Doodle> [21:46] <Maurice> It's where you keep your boats
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> viagra
48:00 <Doodle> LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
48:00 <Serenity> ummm no i dont think so
48:00 <Maurice> Is a moat.. a boat
48:00 <Doodle> ahaha
49:00 <bonky> Somebody should invent anti-viagra
49:00 <Maurice> They did
49:00 <Maurice> It's called whiskey
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
49:00 <Serenity> ahaha
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> good ol' whiskey dick
49:00 <bonky> Yeah uhh telstra frowns on us drinking in the office
49:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/20081_817336358348080_6652510473625367717_n.jpg?oh=4aad3408968ad2ca3b8588f5c7a09320&oe=562907EC
49:00 <Serenity> no more sick whiskey dick
50:00 <Maurice> That burger O_O
50:00 <Serenity> no more baaattles for me
50:00 <Doodle> oh dont
50:00 <Maurice> Haha Serenity I was just thinking that
50:00 <Doodle> i'm hungry
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> do they encourage erections at work too, bonky?
50:00 <Maurice> That burger is bigger than a whores smoo
50:00 <bonky> Well they certainly don't discourage them
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt!
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> I work in an all female environment.. so i never see boners at work :(
51:00 <bonky> Not sure the manager could hold a meeting to deploy cock cages to all male employees
51:00 <partay> having a bat at work is on my bucket list
52:00 <bonky> Done it many a time.. not at my desk though
52:00 <Skirmish> It's not all it's cracked up to be. 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <Serenity> having a bat at your work is on my bucket list too
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> you got that horny you couldn't wait?
52:00 <bonky> lol
52:00 <Skirmish> Even if you wait for night shift and sit at the hot sluts desk it's still not all that great.
52:00 <partay> well i havent done it... but i will
53:00 <bonky> Yeah well.. sometimes it just has to be done.. otherwise productivity dies in the arse
53:00 <Maurice> I've masturbated at work heaps of times
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish you weirdo
53:00 <Maurice> But I also slept there
53:00 <Skirmish> I've often wondered if she gets to work and wonders what is on her keyboard though.
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhh
53:00 <Serenity> i made shadowlurker have to have a bat at work once
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> clean up after yo' self
53:00 <Serenity> lols
53:00 <bonky> Pretty sure a hot slut would have a pretty good idea
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: I am positive she likes it this way. 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> did he do pics or a video
54:00 <ShadowLurker> rip the top off he did
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah, women love jizz on their keyboard
54:00 <Serenity> lick it up
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^5 shadow!
54:00 <Skirmish> I haven't seen a memo saying cut it out so she must like it.
54:00 <Serenity> lol
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> or just thinks there is some creepy dude jizzing on her keyboard
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda glad i only work with females now
55:00 <bonky> Bad enough just getting soft drink out of it
55:00 <Maurice> Cum just dries and you can scrape it off
55:00 <Maurice> Soft drink is sticky
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <bonky> Sperm has to be worse than fanta.. :(
55:00 <Loof> i once fixed a gingers keyboard
55:00 <Loof> it was full of ginger pubes
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> how unfortunate 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> to find pubes
56:00 <Loof> 2 virus found
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> just saying there ain't nuffing wrong with gingers *shakes fist*
56:00 <bonky> I always wonder who sheds the four inch pubes in our urinals
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> the older dudes
56:00 <bonky> I mean.. they are bloody long.. :|
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> leave a note
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> you know what's worse
57:00 <Loof> you think some bum with 1 huge dred for hair trims his pubes?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> period blood on the seat….
57:00 <Loof> jizz on the seat is just as bad
58:00 <bonky> Used tampon on the floor beside the toilet?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no… bloody smear
58:00 <bonky> Used condoms.. delightful stuff
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah…. like use a fucking bin!
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one wants to see that in the morning
59:00 <bonky> I worked at a call centre and wow.. the kind of stuff you found and saw in those toilets
59:00 <Doodle> what
59:00 <Doodle> the
59:00 <Doodle> fuck
59:00 <Doodle> are you lot on about
59:00 <thestig> farkkkkkkkkkkk
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oo oo do tell!
59:00 <partay> Doodle maturbation
00:00 <bonky> I remember one time.. there was a cubicle with two 2 litre milk bottles on the floor, one on each side.. both open and one was half full
00:00 <partay> what else
00:00 <Doodle> gross
00:00 <bonky> Like.. wtf was going on in there before they were deserted?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
00:00 <bonky> Bathing their turds on milk?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> they liked… milk?
00:00 <bonky> in*
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> allergic to water?
01:00 <bonky> "I only wash my penis with milk"
01:00 <partay> the conversation is masturbation and mew shows up 
01:00 <Doodle> you didnt say that when i showed up
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics or its not grew bonky ;)
02:00 <bonky> Penis milk bathing?
03:00 <Skirmish> Mew is an expert at double clicking the flesh mouse.
03:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01
03:00 <Doodle> can you stick the kettle on pls
04:00 <Doodle> can you do it quicker
04:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 and a toasted sammich thx 
05:00 <couleurs> u huys r funy
05:00 <Serenity> im about to be a toasted sandwich
06:00 <couleurs> guyz****
06:00 <Doodle> ehehehhe
06:00 <Doodle> Temperature	   6.9°C
06:00 <Doodle> teeeehehehehehehehe
07:00 <partay> its a toasty 9°C here 
07:00 <Serenity> i have my heater on 
08:00 <Serenity> 13 here
08:00 <Maurice> No it's not
08:00 <Maurice> Its 20 there
08:00 <Maurice> Stop lying
08:00 <Bastardly_One> we're lucky to get a top of 13
09:00 <couleurs> 69 here ;)
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle… just because I have a vagina does not make me a slave
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
09:00 <Serenity> we had our 2 days of extreme cold
09:00 <Serenity> itll heat up now
09:00 <Doodle> i wasnt suggesting anything of the sort
09:00 <Loof> masturbation keeps me warm
09:00 <Doodle> i just assumed you were a slave cos of your blackness
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> I wish I could get a tan!
10:00 <Immutable> she is pretty black
10:00 <Doodle> i have a hair tan
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i'm pretty white
11:00 <Doodle> me too
11:00 <Maurice> I have a thong tan
11:00 <Maurice> And a shoe tan..
12:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/26733_1342905766323_6520436_n.jpg?oh=1743e6d7df677a6e7f4977a3d189fb45&oe=55EF6D22&__gda__=1444737026_8b9b1b7a638f70f60758e30526025fee
12:00 <Doodle> that was after 2 weeks in bali
12:00 <partay> Doodle you are a good looking rooster 
12:00 <Doodle> rofl
12:00 <Doodle> that was 5 years ago
12:00 <Maurice> This is me after the tanning bed http://uptownmagazine.com/files/2013/08/UPTOWN_maurice_cherry_revision_path.jpg
12:00 <Doodle> i'm almost dead now
12:00 <Doodle> loool
13:00 <Immutable> when I finally saw katatonic_kate01 at souvlaki hut I almost missed her because it was night time
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude you saw jack shit
13:00 <Doodle> lol
13:00 <Doodle> how is jack
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> good!
14:00 <Doodle> can you get remote control kettles
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you….
14:00 <Doodle> actually hang on i'll ask google
15:00 <couleurs> yes, their called wives lel xD
15:00 <Doodle> YES
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
15:00 <Doodle> WIFI KETTLES
15:00 <Doodle> EXIST
15:00 <Maurice> Apparently wifi slow cookers exist too
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> sexist fucks!
15:00 <Doodle> and of course its called the iKettle
15:00 <Doodle> far out
15:00 <Doodle> lots of imagination there
15:00 <Maurice> iKettle, means you have to sync if to itunes everytime you put water in it
15:00 <Maurice> Then it wipes all your contacts
15:00 <Doodle> over $200
16:00 <Doodle> hahaha
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck that
16:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 we're not sexist at all... here have a spatula to prove it 
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> just get up, flick a switch and yo' done
16:00 <Doodle> your phone rings and asks you if you'd like it to put the kettle on
16:00 <Maurice> My kettle is gas so I have to get up, hold the knob in and twist, then wait and release
16:00 <Maurice> And thats just what I do to Doodle before I get to the kettle
16:00 <Doodle> you are used to that tho
16:00 <Doodle> osnap
16:00 <Doodle> mm release
17:00 <Maurice> Splooge
17:00 <Serenity> mines glass
17:00 <Serenity> and lights up blue
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> fancy pants
17:00 <Doodle> your what
17:00 <Doodle> ?
18:00 <Maurice> Mines red but doesn't light up
18:00 <Doodle> same
18:00 <Doodle> ;)
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine is just stainless steel 
18:00 <Maurice> How adult are we, discussing kettles
18:00 <Doodle> oh
18:00 <Doodle> kettles
18:00 <Maurice> Now kettle seems like a ridic word
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wonder about the origins of the word….
19:00 <Maurice> 'Hey darl, chuck on the water boiler will ya'
19:00 <Doodle> i wonder why mine isnt boiling
19:00 <Maurice> Didn't sync it, obviously
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you haven't got up!
19:00 <Doodle> hehehhehe
19:00 <Doodle> ITS AGES AWAY
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> get your cat to do it
20:00 <Doodle> he's fucked off
20:00 <Doodle> oh quick wank
20:00 <Maurice> The cat doesn't have thumbs
20:00 <Doodle> brb
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> and when he refuses take a pic of his face lol
20:00 <fawks> buy a metre   ruler
21:00 <fawks> toturn the switch on
21:00 <Doodle> its 5m away
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, a claw!
21:00 <Maurice> Well well
21:00 <Maurice> The word kettle originates from Old Norse ketill "cauldron".
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahhhh
21:00 <fawks> buy a 5 metre ruler
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> well there ya go
21:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00 <fawks> to turn the switch on
21:00 <Doodle> i have a 10m tape measure
21:00 <Doodle> but its bendy
21:00 <fawks> use a 10m tape measure
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks maurice.. i was too lazy to google that :P
21:00 <Maurice> Mines about 2.5 mtrs as the crow flies
21:00 <Doodle> its bendyyyyyyyyyyy
21:00 <Doodle> i dont havr crows in my kitchen
21:00 <Doodle> have
22:00 <Maurice> Me either and if I did, I'd be 5 mtrs in the other direction
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> set up an elaborate domino track thing
22:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <Maurice> Coz you know, murder and whatnot
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <Doodle> i think i'll just go stick the kettle on
22:00 <Doodle> brb
22:00 <Maurice> This is one of the times kids come in handy
22:00 <Maurice> I could just send my kid to do it
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew!
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> I should have 8 of them
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> to do my bidding for me
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> but, i don't want to ruin my bikini figure *hair flicks*
23:00 <Maurice> Mine was ruined before kids
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> nobody needs to know that!
23:00 <Serenity> @_@
25:00 <Serenity> 4:)
25:00 <Doodle> gross, kids
25:00 <Doodle> dont be revolting
25:00 <Maurice> I didn't say they had to be yours
25:00 <Doodle> oh
26:00 <Maurice> Steal one and make it live under your stairs, only to come out to do your bidding
26:00 <Doodle> nah
26:00 <Maurice> Like flying monkeys
26:00 <katatonic_kate01>  muhaha ha haw
26:00 <Doodle> i prefer ebing on my own
26:00 <Doodle> being
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <Maurice> Pretend to be disabled and get a helper dog
26:00 <Maurice> Hehe 'pretend'
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> `lol
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
26:00 <Doodle> lol fu
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah lolz
26:00 <partay> speaking of disabled... hi Picard
27:00 <Maurice> Don't be so mean to disabled people
27:00 <Maurice> Thats unkind
27:00 <Mew> wow Picard came in after me
27:00 <Mew> that's a first
27:00 <fawks> yeah he usually comes before most girls
27:00 <Maurice> Picard coming first is a surprise?
27:00 <Doodle> teeehehe
27:00 <Maurice> Oh snap
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that little thing wouldn't even touch the sides of a virgin
28:00 <partay> lol Mew
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> green tea?
28:00 <Mew> ;)
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> the green + mint tea is totes fab
28:00 <Doodle> no
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> just SAYIN'
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're lame
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> nex
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> t
28:00 <Doodle> i am not
28:00 <Maurice> Green only belongs in your bong
28:00 <thestig> MY NAME IS Eobard Thawne
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <fawks> lmao stig
29:00 <fawks> i just saw that ep
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> it has lots of good stuff and things in it
29:00 <fawks> the car accident etc
29:00 <thestig> lollol ah cool 
29:00 <fawks> totally get it now
29:00 <fawks> i cried so hard when he killed cisco
29:00 <fawks> om
29:00 <fawks> g
29:00 <fawks> then i saw the next ep and i was like phew.
30:00 <fawks> also i saw your sneaky barry allen msg yesti
30:00 <thestig> lol this is not a spoiler but i think cisco becomes some sought of super hero
30:00 <Maurice> Shut up
30:00 <thestig> oh lol
30:00 <fawks> cisco is the fucking best
30:00 <Doodle> /j #discussingtvshowsingreatdetail
30:00 <fawks> oh soz lets join #kettletalk
30:00 <Doodle> hey
30:00 <Doodle> that was them
30:00 <fawks> much more riveting
30:00 <Doodle> not me
31:00 <thestig> lets talk about doodles doodle 
31:00 <fawks> you brouht it up ok
31:00 <Doodle> eehehehehe
31:00 <Doodle> well
31:00 <fawks> no
31:00 <Maurice> Yes, lets talk about his Doodle and he he brought it up
31:00 <fawks> no well
31:00 <fawks> he he
31:00 <Doodle> at least everyone in here knows what a fucking kettle is
31:00 <Maurice> - he
31:00 <Maurice> Eat me
31:00 <fawks> k
31:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <Maurice> Speaking of eating people, I had a dream last night I was pressured into being lesbian
31:00 <Doodle> lol pressured
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <partay> pressured?
31:00 <Maurice> And I had to kiss a chick but I told her I wasn't ready to go down on her
31:00 <partay> lol
31:00 <thestig> you're not?
31:00 <Maurice> She had a hairy vag, ok
32:00 <Doodle> oh
32:00 <Maurice> I didn't want my mouth on that
32:00 <Doodle> understandable
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
32:00 <thestig> kate has a hairy skirmish told me
32:00 <Maurice> A hairy skirmish
32:00 <Doodle> looool
32:00 <Maurice> Thats a new name for it
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> stig, yeah I do have pubes
32:00 <partay> nah katatonic_kate01 would have just a thin strip 
32:00 <Maurice> She's got a ball fro
32:00 <thestig> landing strip?
32:00 <fawks> ew
32:00 <Doodle> thats the one
32:00 <partay> nah thinner 
32:00 <fawks> hatepubessahmuch
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's a massive 70 fro
33:00 <Doodle> 'here comes the aeroplaaaaaane'
33:00 <partay> fawks is bald 
33:00 <thestig> the ephiopian? SO HUNGRY
33:00 <fawks> ephiopian
33:00 <Doodle> bacon strip
33:00 <fawks> mmm bacon
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmmm bacon!
33:00 <Doodle> oh ffs
33:00 <thestig> fawks how many episodes you got left
33:00 <partay> fawks oyster is tidy
33:00 <fawks> has lish been 28 for like 4 years
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i made bacon / pesto pasta tonight was the best!
34:00 <fawks> um stig im at ep 18
34:00 <fawks> so 5?
34:00 <fawks> idk
34:00 <fawks> how many is there
34:00 <fawks> 23?
34:00 <thestig> oh cool
34:00 <fawks> yah 23
34:00 <Doodle> i want to play video games but the kids have been playing the playstation
35:00 <Doodle> so the controller is covered in kid fingers
35:00 <fawks> give them xanax
35:00 <Doodle> theyre gone
35:00 <fawks> oh
35:00 <Doodle> i'll have to crack out the spray n wipe
35:00 <Maurice> Doodle, kidnapping isn't for everyone
35:00 <Maurice> At least you gave it a whirl
35:00 <Doodle> lol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> that'll learn for making cake with them
35:00 <fawks> give this a whirl
35:00 <fawks> 8============================D
35:00 <Doodle> lol it woulod be so whirly
35:00 <Maurice> I hope it's not hairy
36:00 <Doodle> *would
36:00 <Maurice> Or I'm not getting on it
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> you let them watch paint dry
36:00 <Doodle> whirlywhirlywhirly
36:00 <fawks> woulod
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> but thin !
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> bit
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like a bit more girth…..
36:00 <partay> its all about the girth
36:00 <thestig> fawks you seen this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnLcV1ASZQw
36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Arrow and The Flash - Superhero/Supervillain Fight Club Views: 57,414 Uploader: IGN Uploaded: Apr 16, 2015 Duration: 3m11s Rating: 4.92
36:00 <fawks> oo fight club
37:00 <fawks> IS THERE SPOILERS
37:00 <Maurice> Great, thestig just broke the first rule
37:00 <fawks> youre a sneaky turd
37:00 <thestig> lol no
37:00 <fawks> ok
37:00 <fawks> watching now
37:00 <Doodle> allow and the frash
37:00 <Doodle> .co.jp
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> So… i have a question for you all...
38:00 <Doodle> no i'm not measuring it
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> I've already seen it
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> its big enough
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
39:00 <Doodle> yeah but you dont have the spec sheet
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> as above
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways!
39:00 <Serenity>  lpp
39:00 <Doodle> fine whats your dumb question then
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> I have to go to a funeral tomoz, colours are acceptable to wear right
39:00 <Serenity> lol
39:00 <Maurice> This dude
39:00 <Maurice> https://www.facebook.com/221008661422591/videos/317811405075649/?pnref=story
39:00 <Doodle> no
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
40:00 <Doodle> black to match your skin
40:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on the crowd as such
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh she was young, so i figure colours are ok to wear
40:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO 
40:00 <fawks> OMG STIG
40:00 <fawks> that rules so hard
40:00 <thestig> lolol it does!
41:00 <fawks> poor  canary
41:00 <Bastardly_One> is it someone you know personally?
41:00 <Serenity> not like neon orange or something
41:00 <Maurice> Every funeral I've been to have requested limited black
41:00 <Doodle> fuck that
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah not fluro
41:00 <Picard> oh my u lot have issues
41:00 <Doodle> i want every cunt in black at my funeral
41:00 <Doodle> show some respect
41:00 <Maurice> What if it's disco Stu
41:00 <fawks> why wouldnt you just wear black
41:00 <Maurice> Sure he was fluro
41:00 <thestig> fawks you finished watcing arrow?
41:00 <fawks> yeah
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> because she was young, and not an old biddy
41:00 <Serenity> the last funeral in went to the parents requested everyone wear pink
42:00 <fawks> yeah same as my friends funeral
42:00 <fawks> we all wore pink
42:00 <Maurice> We went to my great uncles viewing and my mum grabbed my aunty as we're looking at him in his coffin and goes 'HE MOVED!'
42:00 <Serenity> but that was for a bubba
42:00 <fawks> but that was requested
42:00 <Maurice> My aunty shit herself and my nanna told us off :/
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you poke him just to make sure?
42:00 <Maurice> Noway, I'm not touching dead people
42:00 <fawks> lol your mum
42:00 <Maurice> Or even fake dead people
42:00 <Doodle> what about nearly dead people
42:00 <fawks> she seems fun
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> with a stick
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm thinking colours are ok to wear…..
43:00 <Maurice> My mother is wacko
43:00 <Serenity> her mums hilarious
43:00 <Maurice> It's a surprise I'm not worse than I am
43:00 <Serenity> ive got her on Facebook and she comments the most random shit
43:00 <fawks> you could be worse?
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> not heaps bright….. but i don't wanna wear all black
43:00 <Maurice> And she does random CAPS
43:00 <Maurice> Like, just one word is caps
43:00 <Serenity> yeah hahah
43:00 <Maurice> 'this is YOU'
43:00 <fawks> wahhhhhhh i miss me mom
43:00 <Maurice> 'just like THEY said'
43:00 <Maurice> You wha m8
43:00 <Serenity> but its not the emphasis word
44:00 <Serenity> just random AF
44:00 <Maurice> Yeah its not lol
44:00 <Maurice> It's just a random
44:00 <Serenity> hahha
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> phone typing?
44:00 <Maurice> She goes 'what time do the kids have hockey on saturday? If I'm not working I'll come down to laugh at them'
44:00 <Serenity> me? yes
44:00 <Maurice> Ok sure, that'll increase their confidence
44:00 <fawks> LO
44:00 <fawks> L
44:00 <Doodle> my mum is 65 and she plays soccer with my nephew
44:00 <Doodle> she is shit at it though
45:00 <Maurice> Mines only 57
45:00 <Maurice> But she's been 27 for the last 10 yrs
45:00 <fawks> my mum texts me most mornings askin me what the cash cow word is
45:00 <fawks> like shes gonna win it
45:00 <Maurice> Shes just saying 'wheres my cash, cow?'
45:00 <fawks> lmao
46:00 <Serenity> lol
46:00 <fawks> or if she watches sunrise and knows the word
46:00 <fawks> she'll message saying
46:00 <fawks> Grass
46:00 <fawks> or whatever the word is
46:00 <fawks> so fucking random
46:00 <fawks> DOESNT EVEN SAY HELLO
46:00 <Doodle> khello
46:00 <fawks> i just get Milk
48:00 <Serenity> lop
48:00 <Serenity> ls
48:00 <Serenity> lpsl
48:00 <Serenity> lol
48:00 <ShadowLurker> cockeaters
49:00 <fawks> says teh biggest cockeater
53:00 <ShadowLurker> too right
54:00 <partay> god bless cocksuckers
54:00 <Serenity> dont encourage him god
54:00 <thestig> why
54:00 <Serenity> cause then he eats up all the cock and theres none left for anyone else
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist*
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock?
57:00 <partay> yes
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> aint nobody got time for that 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me about it *sad face*
01:00 <Bastardly_One> not even hookers, they seem to have standards to
01:00 <Bastardly_One> *too
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> flesh lights don't say no
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> would you like the link>
05:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 buy me a fleshlight
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> buy one yourself
05:00 <partay> ill even let you use it on me 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, pass aye
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you and fleshlights ... lol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think the trueblood vampy on is the best creation
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> one**
17:00 <Serenity> feck my hands are going to freeze off
20:00 <Maurice> My toes might join them
20:00 <partay> warm them up on ShadowLurker's cock
20:00 <Bastardly_One> as if cold ... you two would die over here right now
20:00 <Serenity> lol
21:00 <cita> I think I need to move to Goulburn.
21:00 <Maurice> Last Doodle said, it was warmer there than here
21:00 <Maurice> So eat a bag of dicks
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd prefer cheese and BACON balls
24:00 <partay> i LOVE cheese and bacon balls... i pour them into my mouth
24:00 <partay> in fact i choose c&b balls over vag 
24:00 <Maurice> I have some in the snack drawer
24:00 <Maurice> Suffer in ya jocks
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> gay?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> you have a snack drawer *cries*
25:00 <partay> no h0m0
25:00 <partay> i have a snack cupboard
25:00 <TheRiddler> all my snacks are in th pantry
25:00 <Maurice> Yah
25:00 <Maurice> Coz kids and whatnot
26:00 <partay> and a snack fridge
26:00 <Maurice> It's full of snack packets of chips, lcms, le snacks etc
26:00 <Maurice> All the things to take to school
26:00 <partay> what about that bag of dicks ?
27:00 <fawks> bedroom drawer
27:00 <Maurice> Side table
27:00 <partay> snap
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need a snack dawer!
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> drawer too
28:00 <Maurice> I actually have 2, but potayto potahto
29:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/p180x540/954750_10151675207570844_699348733_n.jpg?oh=322e5e28b8ceaf025471df754a84818f&oe=5633F104&__gda__=1441814213_7621bf75ee1dc20008a64f3529d50147
29:00 <Maurice> 2 of those
29:00 <fawks> oo theyre cute
29:00 <fawks> where from
29:00 <Maurice> My juicer looks like it's about to penetrate the scales
29:00 <Maurice> Deals direct
29:00 <fawks> online?
29:00 <Maurice> Yah
29:00 <fawks> linkkkkkkkkk
29:00 <fawks> pls
30:00 <Serenity> lop
30:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <fawks> i saw ones i want from ikea but they dont deliver so they can lick me nuts
30:00 <Maurice> http://www.dealsdirect.com.au/
30:00 <fawks> ty
30:00 <Maurice> No prob
30:00 <Maurice> Except that pic was 2013 so might not have them
31:00 <TheRiddler> I have jerky, mixed fruit n nuts, popcorn, pringles, cheese n crackers
31:00 <fawks> all goods
31:00 <fawks> how much is shipping
32:00 <Maurice> Your guess is as good as mine
32:00 <fawks> my friend is obsessed with jerky and i tried it once and almost vommed
32:00 <Maurice> I can't even remember how much it cost to buy the unit
32:00 <fawks> but i think it was bbq flavoured so it tasted off
32:00 <Maurice> Jerky is rank
32:00 <fawks> twiggy sticks are better
32:00 <TheRiddler> depends on the jerky I guess
33:00 <TheRiddler> I bought original n spicy
33:00 <TheRiddler> to try
33:00 <fawks> f u i want pringgles
33:00 <fawks> i had celery carrots n hommus
33:00 <fawks> lll
33:00 <fawks> lol
33:00 <fawks> and me fave cherry tomatoes
33:00 <fawks> MINIMATOESSS
34:00 <TheRiddler> for some reason I cant stand cherry tomatos
34:00 <fawks> :o
34:00 <fawks> i just snack on teh punnet
34:00 <Maurice> I can't stand any tomato
34:00 <fawks> fucking obsesed
34:00 <fawks> i prefer them over big ones
34:00 <Maurice> Unless it's made into sauce or spaghetti sauce
34:00 <Maurice> Hehe fawks likes little ones
34:00 <fawks> unless teh big ones are green
34:00 <fawks> green w salt hng
35:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not big on grapes either
35:00 <fawks> :o
35:00 <fawks> noomm
35:00 <fawks> OK bed times 4 me
35:00 <fawks> nini :*
35:00 <TheRiddler> ok
35:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
36:00 <Maurice> I want one of these
36:00 <Maurice> http://www.dealsdirect.com.au/bamboo-kitchen-trolley-4-tiers-square-counter-top-3-drawers-with-silver-tone-har
37:00 <amelia> gay as aids
38:00 <Maurice> I lied, I want this one instead http://www.dealsdirect.com.au/bamboo-kitchen-trolley-3-tiers-large-counter-top-2-drawers-with-silver-tone-hand
38:00 <Maurice> Aids isn't necessarily gay..
38:00 <Maurice> But I heard your dad is
38:00 <amelia> gay as my dad
39:00 <Maurice> Better
40:00 <Ana_Ng> get it
40:00 <smashmouse> Gaymerican Dad
40:00 <Ana_Ng> trolleys rule
40:00 <smashmouse> I love ROGER
41:00 <smashmouse> choofin thru a trolley pipe <3
42:00 <Bastardly_One> riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
45:00 <smashmouse> u never made a peace pipe with a trolley pole?
45:00 <smashmouse> kinda forty somethin' yr old are ya!
45:00 <smashmouse> u ever stand on a chair n smoke thru a curtain rod?
45:00 <smashmouse> well uno someone gotta stand onna chair n u lay onna ground..
45:00 <smashmouse> lols
49:00 <Bastardly_One> can't say I've done that 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah 40 something
49:00 <smashmouse> :D
49:00 <Bastardly_One> damn I miss pot
49:00 <smashmouse> aint old yet mang
49:00 <smashmouse> ye
49:00 <smashmouse> im on teh nico gum ay
49:00 <Bastardly_One> My pocket and lungs don't though
49:00 <smashmouse> had like 13 cigs since last thurs
49:00 <smashmouse> :P
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that's well done
50:00 <smashmouse> mmm ye mon i aint want that bad shit
50:00 <smashmouse> i wana live n have babbys
50:00 <smashmouse> n ADVENTURES wit ma gurrl
50:00 <Bastardly_One> those are going next ... the cigs
50:00 <smashmouse> whoev she is
50:00 <TheRiddler> smoking is bad
50:00 <smashmouse> some slav slag i bet
50:00 <smashmouse> lolz
51:00 <amelia> oi
51:00 <amelia> watch the slav abuse mofo
52:00 <amelia> snap ya
57:00 <simba> mentalists!!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <simba> and amelia
57:00 <amelia> simbucktoo
58:00 <simba> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11402706_503813099774552_714503895306046736_n.jpg?oh=e2ce95919fa8eae77262d3038093acee&oe=561C03BC
59:00 <amelia> you have haircut like that
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