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00:00 <fawks> whoever wrote it is an idiot lol but i lold at A is a button
03:00 <TheRiddler> I take that back eps 6 is great
03:00 <TheRiddler> chang is the best
03:00 <fawks> is tha the ching chong chang one
03:00 <fawks> i liked that lmao
03:00 <TheRiddler> my eyes maybe squinty but my ears work fine
03:00 <fawks> you caught up im at 7 am but paused halfway
03:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
03:00 <fawks> lool
03:00 <fawks> atm*
08:00 <Serenity> hahaha
08:00 <Serenity> omg
08:00 <TheRiddler> oh I bet ruby is the 1 hired to take out alex
08:00 <Serenity> chang rules btw!
08:00 <Serenity> ive watched s3 twice already
09:00 <TheRiddler> am I right?
09:00 <fawks> DONT SPOIL
09:00 <fawks> u fuk
09:00 <andy-syd> no spoilers !!
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <TheRiddler> pm
11:00 <Serenity> im not saying here hahah
11:00 <Serenity> pm me im on my phone
14:00 <simba> ok
14:00 <couleurs> pm me 2
15:00 <Serenity> whoever wrote that thing faux
15:00 <Serenity> didnt watch the ep very well
15:00 <fawks> ikr
15:00 <Serenity> they tell you where mona is
16:00 <fawks> i dont remmber whre she is
16:00 <fawks> bu they ask about the therapist
16:00 <fawks> like we know why she left
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks!
16:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
16:00 <TheRiddler> you're on late
16:00 <Serenity> her mum took her out of town
17:00 <fawks> oh
17:00 <Serenity> the therapist came back after mona got locked up
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i am…..
19:00 <fawks> yah i know
19:00 <fawks> im saying they asked about it
19:00 <fawks> as if she hasnt been around fo rages
19:00 <Serenity> ohh yeah
19:00 <Serenity> stupid person
19:00 <Serenity> some.of em were funny tho
20:00 <TheRiddler> well then dont be stupid
21:00 <TheRiddler> what's your favourite anime
22:00 <TheRiddler> lorna is playing catfish
22:00 <fawks> yeah the A is a button
22:00 <fawks> solved it.
22:00 <fawks> lmao
32:00 <Serenity> theres at least 1 more season 
32:00 <Serenity> i wish they would finish
32:00 <fawks> pf wjat
32:00 <fawks> of what*
32:00 <fawks> pll?
32:00 <TheRiddler> http://teacherprobs.com/can-you-pass-a-csi-forensic-quiz/
32:00 <Serenity> its the only show ive ever watched and wished was over
32:00 <Serenity> yeah pll
32:00 <fawks> theyve signed up to s7
32:00 <TheRiddler> I'm thinking the results on this are bogus
32:00 <Serenity> yeah
32:00 <fawks> also on insta they said 7 days til we get some answers
32:00 <TheRiddler> I aced it
32:00 <fawks> i mean
32:00 <fawks> 7 episodes
32:00 <fawks> sorry
32:00 <Serenity> ffsss
33:00 <Serenity> hurryy up already lol
33:00 <fawks> they keep saying that
33:00 <fawks> and then they introduce some new character
33:00 <fawks> or fucking A has dug a hole to china and framed the girls for terrorism
33:00 <fawks> or something absurd
33:00 <TheRiddler> are the straying from the books?
33:00 <TheRiddler> *they
34:00 <fawks> yeah
34:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
34:00 <amsy> hello!
34:00 <fawks> in the boobs toby dies
34:00 <fawks> hey bb
34:00 <TheRiddler> probably doing poorly from the sounds of it
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol boobs
34:00 <Serenity> i wanna get the books
34:00 <TheRiddler> I want to die in boobs
34:00 <TheRiddler> amsy did you see the pic?
35:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
35:00 <fawks> lmaoo
35:00 <fawks> books*
35:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin?
36:00 <British^Meat> nerdygirl xbox or playstation?
36:00 <Serenity> our bathroom ceiling is bloody leaking
36:00 <Serenity> bah
36:00 <British^Meat> cow
36:00 <TheRiddler> damn
36:00 <TheRiddler> aww she left
38:00 <TheRiddler> atleast it's the bathroom
38:00 <TheRiddler> hai Mew
38:00 <Mew> gday 
38:00 <Shok> Hey all
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there
38:00 <Serenity> its just dribbling down the wall atm
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you call the real estate n' shiz?
39:00 <Serenity> i literally just found out lol
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lol
39:00 <Serenity> :o
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> is there an emergency number?
39:00 <simba> 000
39:00 <Doodle> 69
39:00 <Serenity> probably but its not really an emergency
40:00 <Serenity> it can wait until the morn5
40:00 <Serenity> morning
40:00 <Taco> hello fggts
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle did you put the cat outside, and you exploded jizz everywhere?
40:00 <Doodle> no and no!
40:00 <Doodle> i'm old i just dribble
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwwwww
40:00 <Mew> = yes + yes
40:00 <Doodle> uwish!
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew serenity 
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> # totes doodle
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> *nods*
41:00 <TheRiddler> it was a ghost
41:00 <TheRiddler> woooo0o0o000ooo
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure it's just a leak...
41:00 <TheRiddler> southpark
41:00 <Serenity> probably a broken tile or something
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> annoying :/
42:00 <TheRiddler> she doesn't have a mustache anymore
42:00 <TheRiddler> chang that is
42:00 <Doodle> wtf
42:00 <Serenity> i sure as shit am not getting up there haha
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
42:00 <Serenity> i noticed that ash
42:00 <Shok> anyone heard/seen anything about gabi greko suicide tonight?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
42:00 <TheRiddler> gtfo troll
43:00 <Serenity> who or what the fuck is a gabi greko
43:00 <TheRiddler> the woman that married that old cunt
43:00 <Shok> Saw like one message on twitter, and a bit on yikyak, then silence
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that the chick that is fucking old man river
43:00 <TheRiddler> it's fake
43:00 <Serenity> no idea
43:00 <amsy> which pic ash?
43:00 <Shok> the old wrinkle and the crab
43:00 <TheRiddler> in #cunts
43:00 <TheRiddler> hold on
43:00 <Taco> I'm banned from cunts
43:00 <Taco> whatevs
44:00 <Serenity> lol
44:00 <TheRiddler> good
44:00 <amsy> lol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://thefix.ninemsn.com.au/2014/12/05/13/37/gabi-grecko-reveals-truth-behind-hospital-stay-i-was-put-on-suicide-watch-after-finding-geoffreys-texts
45:00 <Mew> enchiladas only
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> she had a break down over finding texts on old man rivers phone
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's because you are a cunt taco
45:00 <fawks> youre not banned from cunts
45:00 <fawks> you just dont have teh key
45:00 <fawks> soz not soz
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <Doodle> MAYOR of London Boris Johnson has been busted telling a cab driver to “f*** off and die” in video captured by a bystander.
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif that old buzzard (geoffrey) can fucking text
46:00 <Doodle> lmao
46:00 <Taco> why does every store insist on having their own discount/rewards card? is fucking annoying
46:00 <Taco> I have like 20 of them
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> he prob has arthritis and is blind
46:00 <Taco> + opal card
46:00 <Taco> + license
46:00 <Mew> throw them out
46:00 <Taco> + firearms license
46:00 <Taco> + fishing license
46:00 <Taco> + work id
46:00 <Taco> my wallet is a fucking mountain
47:00 <Serenity> those fucking pricks havent sent me my change of addy sticker either
47:00 <Mew> get a handbag faggot
47:00 <Serenity> for my license
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ mew
47:00 <Taco> I might just
47:00 <Taco> manbag
47:00 <Serenity> bum bag
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah a little gold one so you can mince around
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> or a bum bag
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOLZ
47:00 <Doodle> fanny pack
47:00 <Mew> just mincin'
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a leather jacket, and acid wash jeans 
47:00 <Taco> + medicare card
48:00 <Taco> + health insurance card
48:00 <Doodle> yes
48:00 <Mew> SHUT UP
48:00 <Doodle> we all have cards in our wallets
48:00 <Serenity> we get it
48:00 <Doodle> big deal
48:00 <Taco> + rsl card
48:00 <British^Meat> A poncing mincer bag
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco - NEXT
48:00 <British^Meat> i have 4 cards :/
48:00 <Serenity> wtf is with you eastern staters and rsls
48:00 <Doodle> fork hards
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> they are the best for cheap beer
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> and bingo!
49:00 <Taco> I have 4cm thickness of cards
49:00 <Serenity> they're for old people
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> the size of your cock taco!
49:00 <Serenity> liie 80+
49:00 <Doodle> no theyre not i dont go to them
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, pretty much
49:00 <Doodle> oh
49:00 <Serenity> no one here goes near them
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <Serenity> they smell like pea soup and urine
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> woot woot
49:00 <Doodle> are your rsls full of pokies?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
49:00 <Serenity> no pokies are illegal hete
50:00 <Doodle> well
50:00 <Serenity> here
50:00 <Doodle> there you go
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> I donno, i haven't been to an RSL in ages
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> most pubs / clubs have them
50:00 <Maurice> I went to the rsl 2 yrs ago
50:00 <Maurice> But it was anzac day
50:00 <Doodle> all the rsls here are full fo pokies thats why they go, lots of them are new/rebuilt/refurbished etc
50:00 <Doodle> *full of
50:00 <Serenity> pokies are only allowed on casino ground
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo
50:00 <Serenity> which i found out is international land
50:00 <Doodle> speaking of pokies, hi nate o/
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <Taco> oh, and I have free coffee cards for 4 different cafes
51:00 <nate> DOOdelz
51:00 <Serenity> ur a sucker taco
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah - what cafes taco?
51:00 <Doodle> the google cafe
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> voice doodle ^5
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> NOICE**
52:00 <Doodle> i wouldnt high five me
52:00 <Doodle> you dont know where my hands have been
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> what have you been doing?
52:00 <Serenity> i want to low 1 u
52:00 <Serenity> aheee
52:00 <Taco> if there were a list of people on irc I'd tell which cafes I frequent, you'd be at the bottom of it
52:00 <Doodle> umm ahh sezz
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww taco - i'm not feeling the love dude!
53:00 <Doodle> i did my baking today with my niece
53:00 <Taco> I don't care
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
53:00 <Doodle> made her cake
53:00 <Taco> suck my dick
53:00 <Doodle> then we ruined it with icing
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> heart broken taco
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass.
53:00 <British^Meat> loool
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooooh CAKE
53:00 <Serenity> lol
53:00 <amsy> lol why dont men like icing
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> what kinda cake did you make?
53:00 <Doodle> it was awes
53:00 <Doodle> some vanilla cake
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
53:00 <Doodle> we made red icing
53:00 <Doodle> and blue
53:00 <Doodle> and orange
53:00 <Doodle> and green
53:00 <Doodle> purple
54:00 <Doodle> light blue
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you do a rainbow?
54:00 <Doodle> dark blue
54:00 <Doodle> no
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> thing
54:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <Doodle> then we wrote her name on it
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice, noice - pics?
54:00 <Doodle> i have a photo on my camera 
54:00 <Doodle> it looks like arse tho
54:00 <TheRiddler> ruby said bronies
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes* whatever…. 
55:00 <Serenity> send me pics on my phone
55:00 <Serenity> not of cake tho
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
55:00 <Doodle> loool sezz
55:00 <Taco> wtf... I have a hoyts rewards card... I must go to hoyts like once every year... and its always with the fucking wife. Thats going in her handbag
55:00 <Doodle> sezz has a wide on tonight
55:00 <Serenity> :>
56:00 <Serenity> ive been wined and dined tonight
56:00 <Doodle> olawd
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo
56:00 <Taco> also I got drunk the other night and have about $30 in coins... that probably doesn't help
56:00 <Doodle> time for 69?
56:00 <Taco> trying to put my wallet on a diet
56:00 <Serenity> and by wine i mean a slurpy at the cinema... and by dined i mean a jumbo box of popcorn
57:00 <Doodle> so yes then
57:00 <Taco> lel... now my wallet is deformed from not having so much shit in it
57:00 <Serenity> yes
57:00 <Serenity> ;)
58:00 <Doodle> swing by
58:00 <Doodle> i'll leave the front light on
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> what did you guys go and see?
58:00 <Serenity>  heheh
58:00 <Serenity> jurassic world
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
58:00 <TheRiddler> that older girl doing kitchen duty was hot when young
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <Doodle> oh
58:00 <TheRiddler> errr
58:00 <amelia> who the fuck are you talking to taco
58:00 <Doodle> so you'd be in the mood for dinosaur sex then
58:00 <Taco> Serenity, was it good? I saw it the other night
58:00 <Doodle> rarrrrrrr
58:00 <Serenity> i really liked it
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've got to go see that with a friend… he was giving me a run down of how hilarious it was….
59:00 <Taco> same. Haven't slept so good for a while
59:00 <Serenity> I wouldn't call it hilarious
59:00 <TheRiddler> "I'm a lonely t-rex and my arms are too small to jack off"
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahahahahaahahahahahaha
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah he has a pretty dark sense of humour
00:00 <Maurice> I wanted to be a T-rex, then my dad said 'you're 17, time to grow up'
00:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The B52's - Love Shack.mp3 (4.91MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:21)
00:00 <Maurice> Or words to that effect
00:00 <Taco> damnit I want another southwest blt, large with coke
00:00 <Doodle> 420
00:00 <nate> i wanted to be a whale, beach as bro ;O
01:00 <Serenity> jimmy fallon is in it mauricio
01:00 <TheRiddler> chris pratt is awesome in the movie
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> I <3 B52's!
01:00 <Maurice> Ooer is he
01:00 <Serenity> only for a couple mins
01:00 <Serenity> but yeah
02:00 <TheRiddler> I like clare the most
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> last weekend I totes cut up the dance floor…… they were playing awesome 80's tunes
02:00 <Serenity> dont spoil it for mo
02:00 <Maurice> Did you 3D it?
02:00 <Maurice> Coz I'm 3Ding it tomorrow
02:00 <Serenity> nah
02:00 <Serenity> 3d and i dont get along
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <Doodle> 3d is shit
02:00 <Doodle> fad
02:00 <Maurice> Cam said the same at the cinema, but our tv is fine with him
02:00 <Doodle> welcome to 1958
03:00 <Maurice> The year Doodle was born
03:00 <Doodle> shh
03:00 <TheRiddler> 3D rarely works
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <Doodle> i have a 3d tv and i've never used the 3d on it
03:00 <Maurice> You so sirry
03:00 <Doodle> i wear the glasses tho
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> because it's fucking lame
03:00 <Doodle> all the time
03:00 <Maurice> Coz you're a hipster
03:00 <TheRiddler> few movies make good use of it
03:00 <simba> 3DS is only good 3d ;~)
03:00 <Maurice> Did you pop the lenses out?
03:00 <Serenity> i tool the kids to see beauty and the beast 3d
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahah @ doodle being a hipster
03:00 <Serenity> even that made me sick
03:00 <Doodle> no
03:00 <Doodle> i'm a Doodlester
04:00 <TheRiddler> I thought jurrassic world would be able to
04:00 <simba> Doodle doesnt even need glasses HIPSTER
04:00 <Taco> 3d movies are shit
04:00 <Doodle> i do actually
04:00 <Doodle> lol
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're shit :D
04:00 <Taco> I swear they made 3d movies for idiets and kids. Same thing really
04:00 <TheRiddler> .
04:00 <Maurice> I don't need glasses, I just wear them to make myself look smarter
04:00 <Doodle> i've worn glasses for 30 years now
04:00 <Serenity> ant sat there watching the fuzzy movie
04:00 <Doodle> :/
04:00 <Taco> kate, hows your idiet kid?
04:00 <Serenity> cause he hated the glasses
04:00 <simba> and stoners 
04:00 <Serenity> taco.
04:00 <Serenity> not cool
04:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think you talking about the same thing
05:00 <Doodle> i want a cup of coffee
05:00 <TheRiddler> taco
05:00 <Doodle> and a blowjob
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> more to the point, why do you even want to know
05:00 <Doodle> mostly coffee tho
05:00 <Serenity> i have coffee
05:00 <Serenity> and a moutj
05:00 <Serenity> mouth
05:00 <Doodle> :o
05:00 <Doodle> meet you somewhere in sa
05:00 <Serenity> yay
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> take pics!
05:00 <Doodle> of the coffee?
05:00 <Doodle> ok
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> um naw
06:00 <Doodle> of sezz's mouth?
06:00 <Serenity> lool
06:00 <simba> *rolls eyes* whatever….
06:00 <Taco> ok
06:00 <Doodle> W/EVS
06:00 <Taco> whatevs yeah
06:00 <Serenity> teva
06:00 <amsy> doodle, go start my shower for me pls
06:00 <Doodle> k
06:00 <Doodle> wait
07:00 <Doodle> that will take ages
07:00 <amsy> and carry me upstairs
07:00 <Doodle> where's whats his face
07:00 <Doodle> you know
07:00 <amsy> work
07:00 <Doodle> that guy
07:00 <Doodle> oh
07:00 <Doodle> useless
07:00 <amsy> lol
07:00 <Doodle> you need a stair lift
07:00 <Doodle> wheeee
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> with the lil seat
07:00 <Serenity> you need a side doodle
07:00 <amsy> i need metal legs
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <Doodle> lol a side doodle
08:00 <Doodle> that would bang into doorways
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> perhaps 3
08:00 <fawks> you need 2 shut teh hell up
08:00 <Doodle> :/
08:00 <Doodle> ok
08:00 <Serenity> pff u stfu
08:00 <amsy> lol
08:00 <fawks> i was talking to amsy u guise stop stealing her convo
08:00 <Taco> whiskey sounds good
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ladies
08:00 <Doodle> she spoke to me!
09:00 <Doodle> screw you guys i'm going to make coffee
09:00 <Taco> guys just be nice about it and fite like strayans
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> looking at getting a whiskey dick, taco?
09:00 <Taco> kate, hopefully
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i guess it gives you an excuse 
09:00 <Taco> why do I need an excuse? I'm a man
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> um… ok then.
10:00 <nate> and taco is on the menu at kfc :D
10:00 <Taco> men only explain themselves to their mothers
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
10:00 <Taco> I didn't marry my mother
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm sure that's worked well all your life.
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> You got married?
10:00 <Taco> if anything, I'm her mother, with the way she sucks on my titties
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck?
11:00 <Taco> whatevs
11:00 <Taco> its like lorde - royals and what not
11:00 <Serenity> uhhmm
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> it would appear you have a very…. strange (fucked up) relationship with ya mum
12:00 <Doodle> doesnt everyone
12:00 <nate> yeah who talks to their mum ;D
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> which would explain a lot…. NEXT
12:00 <Doodle> NECKST
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, my mum is AWESOME
12:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Peaches - Slippery Dick.mp3 (4.81MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:15)
12:00 <Taco> nate, family is so mainstream
12:00 <Doodle> so is mine
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> PEACHES!
12:00 <Taco> #yolo
12:00 <Dugnuts> oh
12:00 <Dugnuts> i thought it was the song peaches
12:00 <Doodle> are delicious
12:00 <Dugnuts> nm
12:00 <Serenity> doodles.mum is mean
12:00 <Dugnuts> millions of peaches
13:00 <Dugnuts> peaches for me
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> no dug
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
13:00 <Doodle> my mum is not mean
13:00 <Doodle> i'll fucking dob
13:00 <Serenity> she was to me ok
13:00 <Doodle> well
13:00 <Serenity> no
13:00 <Serenity> lol
13:00 <Doodle> you said shit to her
13:00 <Serenity> hahah
13:00 <Taco> is she single?
13:00 <Doodle> no
13:00 <Serenity> ok I was being a dic
13:00 <Serenity> or "fuckhead"
13:00 <Serenity> in her words
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFp0I8AZqw
14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away Views: 2,788,588 Uploader: 10Gertrude10 Uploaded: Mar 20, 2008 Duration: 4m7s Rating: 4.80
14:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <Doodle> unf
14:00 <TheRiddler> taco is a hipster burrito
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't give the dude THAT much credit
14:00 <Doodle> wb Mewcalyptus drops
14:00 <Dugnuts> heh
15:00 <Taco> nah I'm hipster officer of the law. I bring justice to cafes and what not. Sometimes I do work, because the mainstream aren't doing that.
15:00 <Dugnuts> i love the presidents
15:00 <Dugnuts> their music is fun
15:00 <Mew> thx Doodlefarm
15:00 <Serenity> my brother bought be a presidents cd for my 12th birthday
15:00 <Doodle> we used to have a cat called sootyfarm
15:00 <Serenity> sah gud
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco - you do fuck all
15:00 <Taco> tonight I worked a shift on my day off... because they were short... nobody ever accepts overtime like me
15:00 <Mew> u wot m8
15:00 <Mew> come hither sootyfarm
16:00 <Doodle> i didnt name it
16:00 <Doodle> lol
16:00 <Doodle> yup
16:00 <Mew> don't lie lol
16:00 <Doodle> i'm not lying
16:00 <Doodle> it was my retarded sister
16:00 <Mew> sootypatootyfarmsticles
16:00 <Doodle> no Taco she is not single either
16:00 <Serenity> IM DOBBING
16:00 <Doodle> GO ON THEN
17:00 <Serenity> wait is she back with the dickhead? or didnt she leave him
17:00 <Doodle> nobody will believe you because i am the golden child
17:00 <Serenity> am I confused
17:00 <Doodle> nah she didnt leave him
17:00 <Mew> I can't talk anyway I named a cat pouse lol
17:00 <Serenity> she should
17:00 <British^Meat> i loved that movie
17:00 <Serenity> hes a cock
17:00 <Doodle> admittedly he has made a big effort
17:00 <Serenity> oh really
17:00 <Doodle> yeah
18:00 <Serenity> thats good then
18:00 <Maurice> So all that umbrella carrying was for nothing
18:00 <Doodle> what
18:00 <Mew> CH CH CH CHAAANGES
18:00 <Serenity> o.o
18:00 <Serenity> huh
18:00 <Maurice> Was it her wedding you had the umbrellas or someone elses?
18:00 <Doodle> oh
18:00 <Doodle> LOL yes
18:00 <Doodle> it was me
18:00 <Maurice> Fuck you're dumb
18:00 <Maurice> D.U.M
18:00 <Serenity> oj
18:00 <Doodle> fuck off it was like ten years ago
18:00 <Maurice> Lol
18:00 <Maurice> Was not
18:00 <Doodle> well 5
18:00 <Serenity> lol
18:00 <Doodle> maybe
19:00 <Maurice> Fuck, was it 5
19:00 <Doodle> yes
19:00 <Maurice> Noway
19:00 <Doodle> i used my car for their wedding and i sold it 3 years ago
19:00 <Doodle> 4 nearly
19:00 <Serenity> jeepers
19:00 <Maurice> Far out
19:00 <Mew> was it a nissan micra
19:00 <Doodle> i included the unbrellas
19:00 <Doodle> um
19:00 <Maurice> Is that when you wore the moinkey suit
19:00 <Doodle> lol no Mew it was a bmw
19:00 <Doodle> yes hahaha
19:00 <Serenity> i abused a guy today driving your car doodle
19:00 <Doodle> GOOD
20:00 <Serenity> I called him rob
20:00 <Doodle> fucking idiot
20:00 <Doodle> why was he driving a girls car
20:00 <Maurice> GET OUT THE FUCK WAY, ROB
20:00 <Serenity> lol
20:00 <Maurice> Fucking*
20:00 <Shok> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWE_M0CX9So
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: LINDEMANN - Praise Abort (Official Video) Views: 2,448,954 Uploader: Lindemann.official Uploaded: May 28, 2015 Duration: 5m14s Rating: 4.69
20:00 <Serenity> every time i see someone driving one i call em rob
20:00 <Doodle> Mew: https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/38464_1460173057932_3466613_n.jpg?oh=7251a1c1992cce2df332f53e6b542d8f&oe=56263396
21:00 <Serenity> black whore
21:00 <Mew> Lm
21:00 <Doodle> black bitch :P
21:00 <Mew> I was waiting for a blown out clam haha
21:00 <Bonny> black dildo
21:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00 <Doodle> ew
21:00 <Taco> MMOOORRTTAALLL KKKOOOMMMBBAAATTT!!!
21:00 <Serenity> oh thats right
22:00 <Doodle> anyway i traded that on the car i have now
22:00 <Serenity> black bitvlck
22:00 <Serenity> Silver whore
22:00 <Maurice> Serenity is russian
22:00 <Doodle> yes
22:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <Doodle> Serenityski
22:00 <Serenity> lol
22:00 <Serenity> its this fucking phone
22:00 <Serenity> and my fat fingers
22:00 <Taco> The spelling seems legit
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you just drink taco
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> so then you'll pass out
23:00 <TheRiddler> why are you on your phone?
23:00 <Loof> please do
23:00 <Taco> I'm drinking
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh good
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> how long until you pass out?
23:00 <Doodle> sezz
23:00 <TheRiddler> I hope it's bleach
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <Doodle> remember this: https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t31.0-8/325863_2142190907952_2084418202_o.jpg
24:00 <Serenity>  ahah yes!
24:00 <Taco> about 6 hours
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
24:00 <Doodle> loool
24:00 <Serenity> because i dont have my pc at a desk anymore ash
24:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/893059_4822709759248_748782954_o.jpg
24:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxsNnUAyfd4
24:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mortal Kombat Theme Song Views: 1,328,468 Uploader: WEERCK Uploaded: Jul 31, 2011 Duration: 3m42s Rating: 4.78
24:00 <Doodle> i am too old for those stickers now
24:00 <Serenity> its plugged into the tv
24:00 <Doodle> i will get arrested
25:00 <TheRiddler> oh
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that on your car now doodle?
25:00 <Doodle> nah
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
25:00 <Doodle> took it off like 2 years ago
25:00 <Doodle> lol
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol worthy 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have to put up my zombie family 
26:00 <Taco> kate
26:00 <Taco> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/v/t34.0-12/11355568_816889201739045_130923294_n.jpg?oh=354b778c118891ebf79ec46d86d53803&oe=5583C396&__gda__=1434693156_8d36b8c0567b8fb0d590dde6eb0437df
26:00 <Serenity> we have a sticker printer
26:00 <Taco> me irl
26:00 <Doodle> whatttttttttt
26:00 <Doodle> make stickers for me sezz
26:00 <Doodle> of my penis
26:00 <Serenity> haha
26:00 <Doodle> so i can stick them on ppls cars
26:00 <Serenity> all my stickers on my car we printed
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww you're having a baby taco?
27:00 <Taco> no, I just rub dicks and say "good job"
27:00 <Doodle> that would ne awes
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure how you managed that - but congrats! 
27:00 <Loof> with a slogan you get the car, you get this penis, but there's still more
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, so you're not having a kid because you're gay?
27:00 <Doodle> rofl
27:00 <Doodle> nobody who sees my car cares about my penis
27:00 <Serenity> dicka
27:00 <Loof> why do people talk to taco
27:00 <Serenity> dicks
27:00 <Serenity> is taco that two dicked dude
28:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> um...
28:00 <Taco> wanna find out?
28:00 <Doodle> 2dd
28:00 <Serenity> yes
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i'd be all over that if he had 2
28:00 <Loof> nah taco can just take two dicks
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol getting off to suzzanne's erotica
28:00 <Serenity> show me your dick
28:00 <Doodle> loool
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> OHHH
28:00 <Taco> ok, open your mouth
28:00 <Serenity> no way
28:00 <Serenity> show me a pic
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is drinking now…. he wouldn't be able to crack an erection if he tried
29:00 <Doodle> fkn hell 0130
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> poor dude
29:00 <TheRiddler> 1 is glued on
29:00 <Doodle> amsy
29:00 <Doodle> carry me to bed
29:00 <Doodle> thx
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> get a wheel chair old man!
29:00 <Serenity> someone better send me a pic of their cock
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> or a walking stick
29:00 <Doodle> i already sis
29:00 <Doodle> er
29:00 <Doodle> did
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle….. 
29:00 <Serenity> im not even sure i care who atm
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOLZ
30:00 <Doodle> :/
30:00 <Doodle> greedy
30:00 <Loof> what if it was Bastardly_One 
30:00 <Serenity> i know doodle.. i had lovely dreams aboyt your pretty dick
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> you need to start drawing eyes on your cock doodle
30:00 <Doodle> oh god
30:00 <Doodle> sarah
30:00 <Doodle> have you been drinking
30:00 <Serenity> what
30:00 <Serenity> no
30:00 <Taco> bitch please
30:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <Doodle> ok
30:00 <Taco> I'm harder than chinese arithmetic
30:00 <Doodle> just checking
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> he does have a noice cock 
30:00 <Serenity> you have a pretty dong ok
30:00 <Doodle> awks
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL 
31:00 <Serenity> hahah
31:00 <Serenity> no way
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <Doodle> its been put out to pasture
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd take a ride !
31:00 <Doodle> hah
31:00 <Doodle> so umm
31:00 <Doodle> cold isnt it
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <TheRiddler> taco you need to work on your communication
32:00 <Doodle> 3.8 here
32:00 <TheRiddler> it's too creepy
32:00 <Taco> TheRiddler, you need to work on your choice of wardrobe
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could think of a few other things taco could work on
32:00 <Doodle> i need to work on my french
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSSSSSSSSS
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg yas!
33:00 <Doodle> oui
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> *jizzes*
33:00 <Doodle> mon dieu
33:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfAIO5hB6Ik
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Chris Pratt Dinosaurs Prank (SA Wardega) Views: 5,615,969 Uploader: SA Wardega Uploaded: Jun 15, 2015 Duration: 2m16s Rating: 4.87
33:00 <TheRiddler> maybe kate can help with the oral
33:00 <TheRiddler> :p
33:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Debbie Harry - French Kissin' In The USA.mp3 (8.07MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:48)
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> menage a trois ?
34:00 <Doodle> exactemente
34:00 <nate> ed sheeran is grubby!:)
34:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ grubby
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
34:00 <Doodle> he does look like he needs a good scrub
34:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfAIO5hB6Ik
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Chris Pratt Dinosaurs Prank (SA Wardega) Views: 5,615,969 Uploader: SA Wardega Uploaded: Jun 15, 2015 Duration: 2m16s Rating: 4.87
34:00 <nate> woopsie
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> he has a lazy eye
35:00 <nate>  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPdm3wh-umc
35:00 <Doodle> i have a lazy everything
35:00 <Doodle> well almost everything
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> SIF
35:00 <nate> damn it
35:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPdm3wh-umc
35:00 <nate> ehh!;l
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNtIA2fgHfg
36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Peking Duk ft. Nicole Millar - "High" (Official Video) Views: 2,736,037 Uploader: THUMP Uploaded: Feb 20, 2014 Duration: 4m0s Rating: 4.90
36:00 <Taco> hey its handy andy
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i totes love that song!!!
37:00 <Loof> link this 8===D-----------------------------------------------------*:(
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
38:00 <Doodle> ow
38:00 <Doodle> that looks painful
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's up with the girth loof?
38:00 <Loof> lol
38:00 <Doodle> he makes up for it in distance
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, trew
38:00 <Doodle> pew pewww
38:00 <Loof> rofl
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <TheRiddler> I'd be sad if I got pooped on by a small dick too
38:00 <Doodle> uh
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
39:00 <Doodle> doinitwrong
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^5 doodle
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> get a flesh light
39:00 <Serenity> i need a McLaren
39:00 <Doodle> indeed
39:00 <Doodle> y not both
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> or....
39:00 <Taco> I need a taco
39:00 <amsy> hehe roodle
39:00 <Doodle> a fleshlight IN the mclaren!
40:00 <Doodle> yay amsy is here to take me to bed
40:00 <Serenity> jizzz
40:00 <Doodle> \o/
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> what taco uses ….. a cup, 2 sponges and a latex glove
40:00 <Doodle> /U\
40:00 <TheRiddler> next time dont fap after shaving your pubes
40:00 <Taco> Doodle, nah
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck riddler
40:00 <amsy> im all showered and cleeeeeaaaannn
40:00 <Serenity> um
40:00 <Serenity> lol
40:00 <TheRiddler> hairy hands
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhh
40:00 <Doodle> stop it amsy
41:00 <Taco> Doodle, get this instead
41:00 <Taco> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/12V-Auto-Portable-Wet-Dry-Handheld-Car-Vacuum-Cleaner-For-Caravan-Vans-Boat-/331583414173?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_15&hash=item4d33e95f9d
41:00 <Doodle> ow
41:00 <amsy> ;)
41:00 <Doodle> for my wang?
41:00 <Taco> Yeah
42:00 <Doodle> why :(
42:00 <Taco> Why not
42:00 <Doodle> it looks horrible
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that what you use taco?
42:00 <Taco> nah, a workmate caught someone with one of those
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> *touches nose*
42:00 <Doodle> lolol
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm sure he did
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <Doodle> it wouldnt umm
43:00 <Doodle> be waterproof
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <TheRiddler> and now you know what to use
43:00 <Taco> Now its the prank at work. Got one and randomly leave it in peoples cars, then critise them
43:00 <nate> when units are abandoned (doodle) they go up for sale
43:00 <TheRiddler> after you use it yourself?
43:00 <Taco> I'm sure chris has used it
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm sure you've used it taco
44:00 <Doodle> nate are you calling me an abandoned unit?
44:00 <Loof> lol
44:00 <nate> yes no mabye
44:00 <Doodle> :o
44:00 <Doodle> ok
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwww 
44:00 <Loof> i abandoned my unit ages ago
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you need a hug doodle?
44:00 <Doodle> no, because
44:00 <Doodle> This handheld car vacuum is perfect for cleaning on the run. 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> fair enough!
45:00 <Loof> cumvac
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <Doodle> the portable vacuum has the ability to get into all of the above
45:00 <Doodle> ;)
45:00 <TheRiddler> gross
45:00 <nate> loof gets the ladies juicin
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> next time someone asks me for a b/j i'll get out the cumvac!
45:00 <Doodle> Handy, Versatile & gets into hard-to-reach places
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
45:00 <Doodle> Attachments included for maximum performance
45:00 <Doodle> :P
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
45:00 <Taco> see now you guys love my suggestion
45:00 <Taco> fggts
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
46:00 <Doodle> no its dumb
46:00 <Doodle> thats why its funny
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
46:00 <nate> taco have u eaten yourself at kfc yet, how much do they cost :D
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm sure dug uses it  too
46:00 <Dugnuts> ...
46:00 <Dugnuts> uses what?
46:00 <Doodle> it even has a riddler setting
46:00 <Taco> nate, nah I haven't tried it yet
46:00 <Doodle> Also ideal for improved pick-up of pet hair and fibres
46:00 <nate> only 4 weeks!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> cumvac
46:00 <nate> FOUR WEEKS
46:00 <Taco> nate, I'm guessing its tiny and expensive
46:00 <Dugnuts> oh
46:00 <Dugnuts> nah
47:00 <Dugnuts> doesnt quite fit
47:00 <Dugnuts> i tried when i was a teenager tho
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh bitch, please
47:00 <Dugnuts> silly me
47:00 <TheRiddler> tried it yet?
47:00 <Doodle> Convenient Portable Vacuum for Quick Clean-ups 
47:00 <Taco> nate, I'm never usually awake and near a kfc when they're open
47:00 <nate> 6.95!!!! fuck me dead
47:00 <Doodle> also it is wet/dry
47:00 <Taco> sux 2 be me
47:00 <Doodle> i take it back
47:00 <Taco> $7 for a taco? wth
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> *purchases cum vac*
47:00 <Taco> I make tacos and I eat like 6 of them
48:00 <nate> wow
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> tacos are shit
48:00 <Dugnuts> you shut your whore mouth
48:00 <Doodle> still not banging a $13 dustbuster
48:00 <Dugnuts> tacos are the best
48:00 <nate> hard soft taco isnt bad
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> dug, fuck you cunt
48:00 <TheRiddler> do you drive a truck with a giant taco on it?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> nachos is where it's at!
48:00 <Taco> TheRiddler, sometimes. Why?
48:00 <Dugnuts> fuck you, you arrogant piece of shit
48:00 <Mew> the crustbuster
48:00 <Dugnuts> tacos!
48:00 <Doodle> i like all the fake mexican food
48:00 <Dugnuts> TACOS
48:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Eric Cartman As J. Lo - Taco Flavoured Kisses.mp3 (4.58MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:20)
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> dugnuts - suck a dick
48:00 <Loof> crustbusting grannybanger
49:00 <Dugnuts> kate: suck an ass
49:00 <Taco> Doodle, soft tacos are way better
49:00 <Doodle> soft tacos are for softcocks
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> why would I want to suck an ass for?
49:00 <Taco> Doodle, or for a soft shell that is still fake mexican, the stand n stuff are really good
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> you like cock
49:00 <Dugnuts> dont care
49:00 <Mew> cum clump and vinegar sandwiches
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
49:00 <Doodle> i like my shells sharp and painful and roof of mouth stabbing
49:00 <Doodle> like a man
49:00 <Dugnuts> out of the two of us only one has had a cock inside them
49:00 <TheRiddler> it's all fake lol
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
49:00 <Dugnuts> i assume you have at least
49:00 <Dugnuts> having given birth
49:00 <Taco> TheRiddler, your personality is fake
50:00 <Dugnuts> but hey, who knows
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck are you going on about dug
50:00 <nate> kfc is like pot, buckets are always de best
50:00 <Doodle> lol
50:00 <Loof> agreed
50:00 <Dugnuts> that you like sucking the cock, stop projecting
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> you love the cock in the ass dug
50:00 <Doodle> olawd
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> projecting
50:00 <Taco> nate, they had some deal... 8 piece feed for $9 or some shit
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
50:00 <Dugnuts> still projecting
50:00 <Doodle> cock frenzy
50:00 <TheRiddler> it was made by asians
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love sucking cock, truth
50:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> but so do you dug, right?
50:00 <Dugnuts> lol is for people too stupid to come up with somethign meaningful
50:00 <Taco> Dugnuts, lol
51:00 <Mew> lol
51:00 <Loof> dug doesn't leave the gaybay till ever ass has been sucked
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
51:00 <Serenity> i hate hard tacos
51:00 <Loof> gaybar*
51:00 <Doodle> shut up sarah
51:00 <Taco> Serenity, its okay I'm drinking whiskey
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lucky for you he is always soft
51:00 <Loof> gaybay lol
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAHAHAHA
51:00 <nate> i rarely get kfc, cause i pretend im masterchef and it turns out ok ;D
51:00 <Doodle> lol
51:00 <Serenity> lpopl
51:00 <Dugnuts> thats just around you kate
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
51:00 <TheRiddler> so taco is a asian working for almost nothing in mexico
51:00 <Dugnuts> i get turned off by epic level bitchness
51:00 <Doodle> i like both hard and soft tortillas btw
51:00 <Doodle> just sayin
52:00 <Dugnuts> im with you Doodle
52:00 <Taco> TheRiddler, sure why not. How was school today?
52:00 <Dugnuts> a mix of both
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> dug, i'm not attempting to 'turn you on'
52:00 <Dugnuts> thats where its at
52:00 <Doodle> i prefer the crunchy ones tho
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shudders*
52:00 <Dugnuts> didnt say you were
52:00 <nate> i like the stuffed crust tacos
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wouldn't fuck you with someone else's cock, dug
52:00 <Dugnuts> but you manage to 'turn me off' without even trying
52:00 <Doodle> now i want fkn mexican food
52:00 <nate> hoho hum ;D
52:00 <Doodle> its 2am
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> AWESOME!
52:00 <Serenity> the hard ones stab my mouth
52:00 <Loof> Dognuts smells
52:00 <Doodle> yeah
52:00 <Dugnuts> i smell like clean
52:00 <Doodle> [01:49] <Doodle> i like my shells sharp and painful and roof of mouth stabbing
52:00 <Doodle> [01:49] <Doodle> like a man
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
53:00 <Serenity> rofl
53:00 <nate> eat some nails doodle ;D
53:00 <Doodle> you havent had tacos unless you're injured for 3 days afterwards
53:00 <Doodle> no lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <Dugnuts> but nails dont taste like corn!
53:00 <Taco> no, thats chipotle
53:00 <Dugnuts> thats just silly nate
53:00 <Taco> chipotle is good but
53:00 <Dugnuts> so hot
53:00 <nate> what if they are sugar coated
53:00 <Dugnuts> ...
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> delicious!
54:00 <Taco> chipotle chorizo taco
54:00 <Taco> winning
54:00 <Doodle> i put an extra 900 spoonfuls of chilli in my tacos, and tabasco
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> you guys just can't handle the heat
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
54:00 <Doodle> so theyre hot
54:00 <Dugnuts> oh shut up you vapid bitch
54:00 <Dugnuts> jesus christ
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
54:00 <Doodle> no
54:00 <Dugnuts> the conversation doesnt revolve around you
54:00 <Doodle> i will not
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> so angry
54:00 <Doodle> it does so
54:00 <Dugnuts> not you doodle
54:00 <TheRiddler> it's all fake
54:00 <Doodle> oh
54:00 <Doodle> .
54:00 <Taco> Yes, this conversation revolves around tacos
54:00 <Serenity> hahaha
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahahaha
54:00 <Taco> not me though
54:00 <Dugnuts> exactly
54:00 <Taco> just tacos
54:00 <Serenity> lady taco
54:00 <Dugnuts> :D
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh so angry
54:00 <nate> Dugnuts is a meanie bakedbeanie
54:00 <Doodle> i am a vapid bitch tho
54:00 <Dugnuts> tacos!
54:00 <Dugnuts> nah
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> being a vapid bitch is the best
55:00 <Doodle> totes rite
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i would have gone for cunt, personally 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
55:00 <Doodle> :o
55:00 <Dugnuts> yeah, but you are a filthy bogan
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> e-rage! LOL
55:00 <Doodle> i always go for cunt
55:00 <Dugnuts> so congrats on that
55:00 <Doodle> actually thats a lie
55:00 <Doodle> :/
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh a filthy bogan
55:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01, have you put your teeth away tonight?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, took the falsies out
55:00 <Doodle> gummin hard
55:00 <TheRiddler> she gives good gummies
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes 
56:00 <Dugnuts> if you say so
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> #for the boys
56:00 <Doodle> thotheth
56:00 <Taco> yuck
56:00 <Dugnuts> soooo
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> so hawt right now
56:00 <Dugnuts> changing topic
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
56:00 <Dugnuts> anyone have any suggestions for where i should go in tasmania next week?
56:00 <Dugnuts> i have a mid training break
56:00 <Dugnuts> figured i'd go to the only state i havent been to yet
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> google
56:00 <Dugnuts> i had a friend suggest strahn
56:00 <Dugnuts> im looking for other suggestions
56:00 <Taco> Dugnuts, have you gone to hell?
57:00 <Taco> I mean hells gates
57:00 <nate> tasmania?? they got some good fish?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
57:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
57:00 <Dugnuts> thats on the tour from strahn
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, go to hell
57:00 <TheRiddler> port arthur
57:00 <Dugnuts> yeah thats on the list
57:00 <TheRiddler> go on the ghost tour
57:00 <Dugnuts> anything else?
57:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Alice Cooper - Go to Hell.mp3 (9.3MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 10:09)
57:00 <Doodle> ?
57:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i actually loled
57:00 <Taco> Dugnuts, cradle mt is one of my favourite hiking trips if you have 6 days.
57:00 <Dugnuts> i dont tho
57:00 <Dugnuts> i have 4
57:00 <Doodle> casino in hobart
57:00 <Doodle> revolving restaurant
57:00 <Dugnuts> do go all around tas
57:00 <Doodle> cointreau icecream
57:00 <Doodle> on nitrous oxide
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo
57:00 <Dugnuts> im staying in hobart my first night
57:00 <Dugnuts> might end up at the cas
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> fancy pants
57:00 <Doodle> yeh
58:00 <TheRiddler> avoid some of the small towns tho
58:00 <Dugnuts> if theres nothing else on
58:00 <Doodle> its tassie dude
58:00 <TheRiddler> they're full of inbred hicks
58:00 <Doodle> theres nothing else on
58:00 <Dugnuts> personally i love wilderness
58:00 <Serenity> night fruit cakes
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> why do you think he is going
58:00 <Doodle> nite sezz
58:00 <Taco> TheRiddler, small towns are okay if you can fite m8
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> so he fits in down there
58:00 <nate> Doodle get a motorbike do isle of tt
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn serenity :D
58:00 <Taco> TheRiddler, the smaller the town, the greater your chances of beating them all
58:00 <Doodle> lol motorbikes arent my bag baby
58:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
58:00 <Dugnuts> well im going down to teh south west wilderness on my first day
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> like you've ever left your computer dug
59:00 <Dugnuts> then heading up to Strahn for the tour up and down the river
59:00 <Dugnuts> shut up kate
59:00 <fawks> *rolls eyes**rolls eyes**rolls eyes**rolls eyes**rolls eyes**rolls eyes**rolls eyes**rolls eyes*
59:00 <Taco> yeah shut up kate
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> the only wilderness you've seen is on google
59:00 <Doodle> revolving eyes
59:00 <Dugnuts> yeah ok
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
59:00 <TheRiddler> wb fawks
59:00 <Dugnuts> keep being a bitch
59:00 <TheRiddler> still cant sleep?
59:00 <Dugnuts> see how that goes for you
59:00 <fawks> nup
59:00 <simba> my protest https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11148736_843723725704723_1719231095230241510_n.jpg?oh=1fc1adafef51fa9747f64c61527b6042&oe=5634074C&__gda__=1441516997_40ac6792355806a6d3e69f688a965ab4
59:00 <Dugnuts> aaanyways
59:00 <TheRiddler> damn
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> I WILL :D Just for you dug
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> just for you :D
59:00 <Dugnuts> im there from next tuesday to saturday
59:00 <Taco> simba, I didn't know you had saggy tits
00:00 <Dugnuts> and i have 2 days planned so far
00:00 <Dugnuts> looking for more suggestions
00:00 <simba> theres a lot u dont know ;~)
00:00 <fawks> that pic and what she wrote is boss
00:00 <Dugnuts> a guy at work told me about the mofo festival
00:00 <simba> thanx faux
00:00 <Dugnuts> from that gambling dude who opened a museum in a cliff face
00:00 <TheRiddler> who is that?
00:00 <Dugnuts> sounds awesome
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> loving the pic simba
00:00 <Doodle> bedtime for me luvrs
00:00 <Doodle> ninis o.
00:00 <Doodle> o/
00:00 <TheRiddler> what did sunrise do now?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn doodle
00:00 <Dugnuts> night Doodle
00:00 <simba> google stuff
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> catch yo' on the flip side
01:00 <Dugnuts> oh damnit
01:00 <Dugnuts> im getting there the day after the mofo festival finishes :/
01:00 <Dugnuts> darn
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> what a crying shame!
01:00 <fawks> here u go ash https://www.facebook.com/clementineford/photos/a.598027733607658.1073741828.597441976999567/843723725704723/?type=1&pnref=story
02:00 <Dugnuts> do you feel better every time you are an epic bitch kate?
02:00 <Dugnuts> seriously
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you need to be butthurt daily?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> # butt hurt 
02:00 <Dugnuts> obviously you need to feel superior to everyone
02:00 <Dugnuts> reminds me of small man syndrome
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> um # duh
02:00 <Dugnuts> maybe its ugly bitch syndrome
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah penis envy 
03:00 <simba> not this again
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
03:00 <simba> get a life Dugnuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03:00 <nate> simba he needs a hug
03:00 <simba> well ur the residential hugger 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> or perhaps a cock to suck
03:00 <fawks> why are you hashtagging
03:00 <Dugnuts> im just looking for tips for my tassie holiday
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> because I like to hash tag?
03:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
03:00 <fawks> oh ok
03:00 <simba> hashtag hug it out
03:00 <fawks> lmao
04:00 <simba> lmbo
04:00 <fawks> totes hashtag ah next 
04:00 <nate> lambo!
04:00 <Dugnuts> heh
04:00 <fawks> *rolls eyes* whatever..........
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
04:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
04:00 <Dugnuts> go fawks
04:00 <fawks> you go
04:00 <fawks> im staying put
04:00 <Dugnuts> i am
04:00 <Dugnuts> to tasmania!
05:00 <Taco> yeah dugnuts, go to hell
05:00 <Taco> s gates
05:00 <Dugnuts> any suggestions?
05:00 <fawks> me mom lives in ta
05:00 <simba> go somewhere
05:00 <fawks> s
05:00 <nate> http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/26500000/Lambo-san-katekyo-hitman-reborn-26518652-303-227.gif
05:00 <Dugnuts> its the only state i havent been to before
05:00 <simba> thats great 
05:00 <Dugnuts> after this trip ive officially been all over aus
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
05:00 <simba> that gif is now my wallpaper lol
05:00 <Taco> I wanna move to tas
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> when are you going to do that taco?
05:00 <fawks> hopefully tasmania doesnt have teh internet
06:00 <Taco> you act like your bothered by my residential address?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
06:00 <fawks> hashtag burn
06:00 <Taco> even though we've never met irl?
06:00 <Taco> are you stupid or something?
06:00 <fawks> # dugnutstasmanianadventures
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think you living in a different state would be awesome taco
06:00 <Dugnuts> :D
07:00 <Dugnuts> i am looking for adventures
07:00 <Taco> why? I'll still come on irc and tell you that you're stupid?
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> it would take a while to move, then set up
07:00 <Dugnuts> tho have to be able to do them all in 4 days
07:00 <Dugnuts> im heading over next tuesday afternoon
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> projecting much?
07:00 <Dugnuts> spending the night in hobart
07:00 <Taco> no it wouldn't, I have enough saved to buy a house down there immediately?
07:00 <Dugnuts> then exploring!
07:00 <fawks> youre all boring as fuck
07:00 <Dugnuts> at my plan is to head down to the southwest
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> you have enough to buy a house, yet you're still living in sydney
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> good work!
07:00 <Taco> Yes, I have this thing called a career
08:00 <Dugnuts> to the wilderness
08:00 <fawks> i feel like im in a kindy class
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
08:00 <Dugnuts> ...
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <Taco> if I stick it out for 6 months, I can land a better job in tas
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> eat the glue!
08:00 <Taco> tas already want me, badly
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i'm sure they do taco
08:00 <Taco> everyone wants tacos
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
09:00 <Dugnuts> hahaa
09:00 <Doodle> dude when did you turn into Pieter
09:00 <Dugnuts> apparently a lot of the older atc guys like to go to tasmania to retire
09:00 <Doodle> and get this terrible case of USI
09:00 <Dugnuts> so airservices is iffy about letting them go there
09:00 <Dugnuts> coz they transfer, get their moved paid for
09:00 <Dugnuts> then quit
09:00 <Dugnuts> heh
10:00 <Taco> its not really that expensive to move to tas
10:00 <Taco> I worked it out that with a truck rental and spirit of tas ticket, it'd be about $1200
10:00 <Dugnuts> moving a whole house can cost between 5-10k
10:00 <Taco> sure, if you're a dumb cunt
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> 10 k to move an entire house
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> um no
11:00 <Dugnuts> or if you rely on your company to do it for you coz you dont have to pay
11:00 <Taco> why would you pay some strange weirdos who get $16/hr to move all your personal, private and valuable shit, across the country? at 10k?
11:00 <Taco> are you fucking retarded?
11:00 <nate> moving is like drinking stories everyone thinks they moved the most
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ nate
12:00 <Taco> moving companies are for fat people
12:00 <Taco> also stupid people
12:00 <Taco> try not to be fat, or stupid
12:00 <nate> depends if u have stuff worth keeping or not
12:00 <nate> sell it all and restart
12:00 <Mew> f5 life
13:00 <Taco> my stuff worth keeping is much safer in a truck I rented, loaded myself, and drove
13:00 <Taco> also I dont think its legal for me to ask somebody who doesn't have a firearm to move my firearms interstate
13:00 <Mew> what's your stuff worth keeping
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok ivan
13:00 <Mew> pls don't list off your cards again
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
13:00 <Taco> martin bryant was the tasmanian
13:00 <British^Meat> lol
13:00 <nate> taco all ya gotta do is lock them up right?:)
14:00 <Taco> ivan is new south whaleish
14:00 <nate> i dunno :D
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you for telling me that taco
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i…. did….not….know…. that
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^5
14:00 <Taco> nate, no. You need a firearms license to possess them in any form. If a moving company doesn't have a license, they're illegally possessing a firearm, a criminal act.
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH FUCK OFF
14:00 <Mew> fine don't answer me you little crease for mexican fillings cunt
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
15:00 <nate> taco has a golden toilet
15:00 <Taco> well its not gold anymore
16:00 <nate> taco would have a sound system for porn atleast worth keeping
16:00 <Taco> Yeah, I don't have a TV but. So I just listen to porn.
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i really can't see why moving firearms would be an issue
17:00 <nate> all i know taco is responsible for them :D
17:00 <nate> haha ~~:L
17:00 <nate> BOOm!
17:00 <Taco> kate, ask your friendly police station about moving firearms lawfully, and they'll first ask you if you possess a license, then tell you to fuck off.
17:00 <nate> chaaalaackkka
17:00 <Mew> that's so rude of the popo
17:00 <nate> dont moving companys have insurance:)
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> Well… you need a firearms licence in that state
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> so go get a tassie firearms licence 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> first
18:00 <Taco> Firearms permits are national
18:00 <Taco> Yes they're issued by state gov, but they apply nationally
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
18:00 <Taco> However on accepting a job, I'd have a comissioners permit in two states.
18:00 <Taco> Victoria can fuck right off anyway
18:00 <Mew> why tasmania?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> because he is so fucking special?
19:00 <Taco> Mew, they have nicer food and national parks
19:00 <nate> and cousins ;D
19:00 <Taco> and work conditions
19:00 <Taco> yeah and cousins
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> it would be nice for a weekend
19:00 <Mew> what do you do for work?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> and that's bout it
20:00 <Taco> of course I'll need to put another card in my wallet
20:00 <Taco> national park entry permit
20:00 <nate> taco is cyber police
20:00 <Taco> Mew, Police RBDU
20:00 <nate> cyber punk 2024
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think he tells stories for work mew
20:00 <Mew> omg police
21:00 <nate> dont worry mew, taco takes bribes
21:00 <nate> wOOpie!
22:00 <nate> u can move anywhere that has a job
22:00 <nate> or u can make one ;D
22:00 <nate> Dugnuts stripping
23:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha no
23:00 <Dugnuts> you could never give me enough drugs for that nate
23:00 <Dugnuts> sorry buddy
23:00 <nate> drugs are pretty powerful!
23:00 <Dugnuts> true
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> drugs are bad mkay
23:00 <nate> i watched all random shows tonight
23:00 <Dugnuts> i have had a few in my day tho
24:00 <Loof> drugs are necessary mmk
24:00 <nate> male strippers and thc oil based for medical conditions is israel ;l
24:00 <nate> odd shows :D
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> interesting!
25:00 <nate> they had this towel bit, where the male stripper didnt wanna do it
25:00 <nate> were they simply put a towel over their junk and the female goes to town :D
26:00 <Taco> hmm I think I have the flu
26:00 <Taco> prob got it off some junky
26:00 <Loof> good way to get ur cock bit
26:00 <Mew> what happened when you had DMT dugnuts?
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> could just be from sucking too much cock
26:00 <nate> only flu u dont want is swine flu ;l
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> he took it anally 
26:00 <nate> oink
27:00 <Dugnuts> havent had that one
27:00 <Loof> updates grrr brb
27:00 <Dugnuts> although from what i hear its fun hallucinations and crazy intense dreams like when you were a kid
27:00 <Taco> if I move though, the sister in law has already said she'll rent our condo
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass
27:00 <Taco> of course she means she'll pay the rent half the time, and late, and the wife will say thats okay and we should be nice to her
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> when did you get married taco?
28:00 <Dugnuts> taco: just say that the rent money is the stuff that she can spend on things
28:00 <Dugnuts> she'll make sure its all there and on time
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> I thought you were fucking some slut, as you referred to her last night?
29:00 <Taco> prob was talking about the wife
29:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
29:00 <Maurice> Lucky bitch
29:00 <nate> rent and peroids dont be late
30:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
30:00 <Dugnuts> periods be late man
30:00 <Dugnuts> i have dealt with many a girl freaking the fuck out over a day or 2
30:00 <Mew> i thought you tried it and then realised you were thinking nothing like ego death or something lol
30:00 <Mew> maybe not
30:00 <Dugnuts> oh nah
30:00 <Dugnuts> that was lsd
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> real dolos don't really count dug
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> or flesh lights...
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> dolls*
31:00 <Dugnuts> you need to get over your fascination with that shit kate
31:00 <Dugnuts> its all you talk about
31:00 <Dugnuts> were you replaced by one of those at some point?
31:00 <Taco> she's just jealous about her husband
31:00 <Taco> sleeping on the couch tonight kate?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm awake 
32:00 <Mew> wtf tacos married?!
32:00 <Taco> wow, I didn't realise
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> was i replaced? Um no
32:00 <Taco> Mew, yeah only for like 6 years
32:00 <Taco> or was it 7
32:00 <Taco> whatevs
33:00 <Mew> that sucks
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <Taco> not really
33:00 <Taco> you can still send me titty pics
33:00 <Dugnuts> then why do you not stop talking about them?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> my fascination? 
33:00 <Dugnuts> do you wish you could be replaced by them?
33:00 <Mew> well that'll be the only pussy you get in for the rest of your life now 
33:00 <Mew> titty pics don't change that
34:00 <Dugnuts> aww mew
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no, the husband has a magnificent cock 
34:00 <Dugnuts> thats mean
34:00 <Taco> hmmm, not true. Although apparently thats the new rules
34:00 <Mew> why did you marry her then 
34:00 <Taco> Because I love her?
34:00 <Taco> Even if she is a fucking weirdo
34:00 <Mew> yeah but its 4 life
34:00 <Dugnuts> heh
35:00 <Dugnuts> maybe even because she is a weirdo?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww that's sweet
35:00 <Dugnuts> come on
35:00 <nate> birds of a whatever :L
35:00 <Dugnuts> nobody wants to have someone boring
35:00 <TheRiddler> Australia doesn't reconise innanimate objects as marriage partners
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
35:00 <Taco> for life doesn't seem like a punishment
35:00 <Taco> we're a pretty chillax couple
35:00 <Dugnuts> :)
35:00 <Taco> we do whatevs
35:00 <Dugnuts> congrats Taco
36:00 <nate> Dugnuts is whatevs :D
36:00 <Mew> you should get her on austnet
36:00 <Mew> she'd love it
36:00 <Dugnuts> what do you want from me nate?
36:00 <TheRiddler> she could be blind and deaf
36:00 <Dugnuts> come on man
36:00 <Taco> why would I do that?
36:00 <nate> love 4 eva like taco has :D
36:00 <Taco> I come on austnet when I don't want to hang out with her
36:00 <TheRiddler> and lacks a sense of smell
36:00 <Dugnuts> well i want love forever
36:00 <Dugnuts> but i only like girls
37:00 <Dugnuts> im sorry dude
37:00 <Dugnuts> look elsewhere
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's why i suggested a flesh light
37:00 <nate> girls with my face!
37:00 <Mew> if she's chillax she'll love irc
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you got all prissy about it
37:00 <Mew> let her in
37:00 <Taco> nah
37:00 <Taco> thats like taking her fishing
37:00 <Mew> aw go on
37:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
38:00 <Taco> I just want to be alone, and drink, and say dumb shit, probably to myself
38:00 <Taco> fishing and/or irc
38:00 <Dugnuts> good move mang
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> get a mirror?
38:00 <Taco> why ruin a good thing?
38:00 <Dugnuts> everybody needs their personal space
38:00 <TheRiddler> catfishing
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
40:00 <TheRiddler> hur hur hur she thinks I'm meat in a hard shell
40:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going to flash my lettuce
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> do it!
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <TheRiddler> I'm leaking sauce
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh… you might wanna see a doctor about that aye
41:00 <TheRiddler> I'm flicking my kidney bean
42:00 <Taco> ur fat
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like kidney beans in nachos
43:00 <Taco> ur flat
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> and?
43:00 <Taco> drink beer and don't exercise
43:00 <Taco> it works for bogans
43:00 <Taco> prob costs more than a boob job tho
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks for the hot tip
43:00 <Taco> yw
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like my boobs
44:00 <Taco> I don't
44:00 <TheRiddler> are you mexican taco
44:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
44:00 <TheRiddler> or mexicant
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> you've never seen my boobs taco
44:00 <Taco> I asked you about them in explicit detail, and you answered
44:00 <Taco> Yuck
45:00 <Dugnuts> ... floppy?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> really?
45:00 <Dugnuts> pancakes?
45:00 <Taco> If I remember, why don't you?
45:00 <Taco> I'm half drunk ffs
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i don't actually 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's probably why. 
45:00 <TheRiddler> taco believes everything on irc
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> perhaps it was someone else….. 
46:00 <Taco> Mew has really nice tits
47:00 <Taco> I'd titty fuck them
47:00 <TheRiddler> like no one has said that before
47:00 <Taco> I've said it before, and I'll say it again
48:00 <Taco> Stop being a gay cunt
48:00 <TheRiddler> so I'm a homo vagina
49:00 <Dugnuts> waht
49:00 <Dugnuts> how does that make sense
49:00 <TheRiddler> he called me a gay cunt
49:00 <Dugnuts> ohhh
49:00 <Dugnuts> i see
49:00 <Dugnuts> no he was using cunt as a horrible human being
49:00 <Dugnuts> not the genitalia
50:00 <TheRiddler> I'm a homo horrible person
50:00 <Taco> Thankyou for the analysis
50:00 <Dugnuts> any time
50:00 <TheRiddler> I think homo vagina makes more sense now
50:00 <Taco> What do you guys make each year?
50:00 <Taco> 80kpa?
50:00 <Dugnuts> atm, about 50
50:00 <Dugnuts> but at the end of the year, about 100
50:00 <Dugnuts> and up from there
50:00 <Dugnuts> yay air traffic control
50:00 <Dugnuts> when i was underground i was on 120
51:00 <Taco> sif you're air services au
51:00 <TheRiddler> 80000 pesos
51:00 <Dugnuts> ive found money means fuck all if you are miserable
51:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
51:00 <Dugnuts> i am
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> now measure your cocks and compare 
51:00 <Dugnuts> i really am
51:00 <Taco> ok... so you have an asic with your name on it?
51:00 <Dugnuts> yup
51:00 <Taco> o right
51:00 <Dugnuts> only grey
51:00 <Taco> same here
51:00 <Dugnuts> i dont have landside
51:00 <Taco> asic bros 4 life nigger
51:00 <Dugnuts> until i go to my tower
51:00 <Dugnuts> and even then i might not need it
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lol
52:00 <Taco> where are you based?
52:00 <Taco> YSSY?
52:00 <Dugnuts> im training in melb
52:00 <TheRiddler> I have a cook that specializes in asian cusiene katatonic_kate01
52:00 <TheRiddler> :p
52:00 <Dugnuts> thats where the training is
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh really!
52:00 <Dugnuts> ymml
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> fly lice
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
52:00 <Dugnuts> :P
52:00 <TheRiddler> I think he stand at 6ft
52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot!
52:00 <Dugnuts> i just finished my training in radar tower
52:00 <Dugnuts> i have next week off
52:00 <Dugnuts> then i go into regional/procedural tower
53:00 <Taco> what do you think of richard smith and his recent threat to tonya?
53:00 <Taco> I think he's a top bloke aye
53:00 <Dugnuts> i didnt hear about it
53:00 <Dugnuts> sorry man
53:00 <Taco> oh
53:00 <Dugnuts> but tbh
53:00 <Dugnuts> since i have next week off
53:00 <Dugnuts> im being slack as fuck :P
53:00 <Taco> dick smith said he's going to run for tony abbotts electorate if tonya doesn't change air safety regulations
53:00 <Dugnuts> ive passed my exam
53:00 <Dugnuts> hmmm
53:00 <Taco> dick smith was previously head of casa
53:00 <TheRiddler> pfft
54:00 <Dugnuts> he was ceo of airservices way back when
54:00 <Dugnuts> brought in the whole "affordable safety"
54:00 <Dugnuts> bs
54:00 <Dugnuts> to be fair
54:00 <Dugnuts> i think he's a bit out of touch these days
55:00 <Taco> with air safety?
55:00 <Dugnuts> with voters
55:00 <Taco> oh? how so?
55:00 <Dugnuts> his ideas arent bad
55:00 <Dugnuts> but
55:00 <Taco> you mean tonya?
55:00 <Taco> or richard?
55:00 <Dugnuts> we do have a former brigadier from the airforce as our ceo nowadays
55:00 <Dugnuts> she knows what she is doing
56:00 <TheRiddler> as in security or health?
56:00 <TheRiddler> because security is fine and health is shit
56:00 <Taco> I wasn't aware of that
56:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
56:00 <Taco> dick seems very on the ball though from the times I've met him recently
56:00 <Dugnuts> she is a busy lady tho
56:00 <Dugnuts> im not saying he isnt
57:00 <Dugnuts> but a lot of the things he is saying
57:00 <Dugnuts> we are already doing
57:00 <Taco> he's prob just impatient. He likes things done asap
57:00 <Dugnuts> its government man
57:00 <Dugnuts> you may want things immediately
57:00 <Taco> He's been going nuts at NSW NPWS recently about money he donated
57:00 <Dugnuts> you cant do it
58:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
58:00 <Taco> It seems pretty fair though, because its been years since his donation, and there is still no action
58:00 <Dugnuts> fair enough
58:00 <Taco> But yes, gov is fucking slow
58:00 <Dugnuts> indeed
58:00 <Taco> Most people accept it, but I don't
58:00 <Dugnuts> but yeah, im not bullshitting
58:00 <Dugnuts> i moved across teh country
58:00 <Dugnuts> im halfway through my tower air traffic control course
59:00 <Dugnuts> have my one week off for the year next week :P
59:00 <Dugnuts> i get 4
59:00 <Dugnuts> but i only get a chance to take one of them
00:00 <Dugnuts> so why do you have an ASIC taco?
00:00 <Dugnuts> pilot?
00:00 <Dugnuts> ground crew?
00:00 <Taco> polair wing
00:00 <Taco> work with them a bit
00:00 <Dugnuts> ohhhh
01:00 <Dugnuts> i met a guy at the melb polair thing about 6 weeks ago
01:00 <Dugnuts> was right after they saved an autistic kid who was lost in the wilderness
01:00 <Taco> also nswas
01:00 <Dugnuts> walking in a straight line
01:00 <Taco> I've had a ride in every helo the state owns, I'm pretty sure
01:00 <Dugnuts> noice
01:00 <Dugnuts> dauphine
01:00 <Dugnuts> and...
01:00 <Dugnuts> cant remember the other one
01:00 <Taco> AS250
01:00 <Taco> 350
02:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
02:00 <Dugnuts> heh
02:00 <Dugnuts> in my sim
02:00 <Dugnuts> i hear POLAIR30
02:00 <Dugnuts> i write AS65
02:00 <Taco> LOL
02:00 <Dugnuts> its always a dauphine
02:00 <Taco> pretty sure we have polair 7
02:00 <Taco> and that is all
02:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
02:00 <Dugnuts> well tis a sim thing
02:00 <Dugnuts> or a melbourne thing
02:00 <Dugnuts> we use the melb aerodrome for practice
02:00 <Taco> fictious number probably, so you don't get it confused with reality
03:00 <Dugnuts> so we can do LAHSO
03:00 <Dugnuts> and shit
03:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
03:00 <Dugnuts> prolly
03:00 <Taco> some of our radio training was like that
03:00 <Dugnuts> so you fly the choppers?
03:00 <Taco> car/unit numbers that don't exist
03:00 <Taco> no
03:00 <Taco> I'm a rigger
04:00 <Taco> trained as a winchman
04:00 <Dugnuts> ohhhh
04:00 <Dugnuts> mmk
04:00 <Dugnuts> but you'd need a red ASIC for that
05:00 <Dugnuts> right?
05:00 <Dugnuts> as i said, i only have grey
05:00 <Dugnuts> dont need red
05:00 <Dugnuts> but when i get to my tower
05:00 <Dugnuts> hopefully i get the red one
05:00 <Taco> Yep
06:00 <Dugnuts> from an atc side
06:00 <Dugnuts> choppers are both good and bad
06:00 <Taco> I haven't been working this job very long though, so I haven't yet done any work with RFS
06:00 <Dugnuts> bad that they feel like they can do whatever the fuck they want
06:00 <Taco> Thats all bankstown based too
06:00 <Dugnuts> and tend to want to be as annoying as possible
06:00 <Dugnuts> but
06:00 <Dugnuts> they can hold position
06:00 <Dugnuts> which is nice
06:00 <Taco> heh
07:00 <Taco> isn't it that, police air direct you?
07:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha no
07:00 <Dugnuts> we direct them
07:00 <Dugnuts> they ask
07:00 <Dugnuts> and we generally try to give them what they ask
07:00 <Dugnuts> but
07:00 <Dugnuts> if theres a jet nearby
07:00 <Dugnuts> they just have to wait
07:00 <Dugnuts> we know its important
07:00 <Dugnuts> and we do try to give them the clearances they need
08:00 <Taco> the guys up here... their radio calls don't seem like a request
08:00 <Dugnuts> may not seem like it
08:00 <Dugnuts> but if atc said no
08:00 <Taco> its just an informative status
08:00 <Dugnuts> they would stop
08:00 <Dugnuts> and if they didnt
08:00 <Dugnuts> they would get stood down from work
08:00 <Dugnuts> for breaking a clearance
08:00 <Dugnuts> as i said
08:00 <Dugnuts> we try
08:00 <Dugnuts> our best
08:00 <Dugnuts> and usually can manage it
09:00 <Dugnuts> but sometimes there are issues
09:00 <Taco> the other thing that gets me is...
09:00 <Taco> airwing pilots carry a glock 19 like every other police officer
09:00 <Taco> although with a rotary wing license, they don't go through normal training
09:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
09:00 <Taco> just enough for them to carry a firearm
10:00 <Dugnuts> fair enough
10:00 <Dugnuts> but yeah
10:00 <Taco> what exactly is a guy in a helo supposed to do with a pistol?
10:00 <Taco> shoot at high speed persuits or something?
10:00 <Dugnuts> shoot the crims running at the chopper when it is on the ground?
10:00 <Dugnuts> who knows
10:00 <Dugnuts> the only time a pilot can disobey atc
10:00 <Taco> generally they don't land unless there is somebody on the ground
10:00 <Dugnuts> is if there are lives at risk
10:00 <Dugnuts> and even then
10:00 <Taco> I've seen some very very tight landings...
11:00 <Dugnuts> if a separation standard is breached
11:00 <Taco> a few metres off the diameter of the rotor
11:00 <Dugnuts> that pilot will get stood down until teh investigation is over
11:00 <Dugnuts> heh
11:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
11:00 <Taco> that seems a normal thing too!
11:00 <Dugnuts> takes a good pilot to do that
12:00 <Dugnuts> heh
12:00 <Dugnuts> there is a priority as far as traffic is concernedc
12:00 <Dugnuts> the only time police get priority over rpt
12:00 <Dugnuts> is when its a medevac
12:00 <Taco> we have a certificate, I think its direction of aircraft
12:00 <Taco> its basically covers how to direct the helos to land in awkward positions
13:00 <Dugnuts> if chasing some scumbag on a high speed chase would get in the way of a jet landing
13:00 <Dugnuts> that chopper has to stay the fuck out of the way
13:00 <Dugnuts> noice
13:00 <Taco> pol & nswas tend to prefer that in every landing outside an airfield
13:00 <Dugnuts> well when outside metro areas the control is usually by enroute peeps
13:00 <Dugnuts> and with them
13:00 <Dugnuts> when you are below 1000ft
13:00 <Dugnuts> 10000ft
14:00 <Dugnuts> they do not give a fuck waht you do
14:00 <Dugnuts> thats outside controlled airspace
14:00 <Taco> indeed
14:00 <Taco> polair do have top of the line ifr too
14:00 <simba> cum
15:00 <Dugnuts> fair enough
16:00 <Dugnuts> but yeah
16:00 <Dugnuts> dont tell the criminals this
16:00 <Dugnuts> but if they try to lose the police chopper by going past an airport
17:00 <Dugnuts> it is an effective technique
17:00 <Dugnuts> it usually takes time for teh chopper to get permission to go that way
17:00 <Dugnuts> so if the scream past an airport
17:00 <Dugnuts> then slow down and look normal
17:00 <Dugnuts> chase copter will never catch them :P
17:00 <Taco> Their FLIR has a range of 20 or 30km though?
17:00 <Dugnuts> thats fine
17:00 <Dugnuts> but houses and shit get in teh way
18:00 <Dugnuts> hills
18:00 <Dugnuts> shit like that
18:00 <Dugnuts> ive watched the chases
18:00 <Taco> I'd hope there aren't any hills near airports
18:00 <Dugnuts> there have been shitloads of times where the crims could have gotten away
18:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
19:00 <Dugnuts> seriously the houses get in teh way
19:00 <Dugnuts> if they went past an airport and slowed down
19:00 <Dugnuts> most of the time the cops would never find them again
19:00 <Taco> FLIR is easily defeatable yea
19:00 <Taco> all IR is
19:00 <Dugnuts> they usually find them again coz they find the bastard driving like a maniac
19:00 <Taco> a pane of glass will prevent an IR signal
20:00 <Dugnuts> true
20:00 <Dugnuts> heh
20:00 <Taco> polair up here fly with ANPR (auto number plate recognition) btw
20:00 <Taco> they can scan something like 80 plates per sec
20:00 <Dugnuts> the distance for that is limited tho
20:00 <Taco> just as long as its at a suitable zoom in cam view
21:00 <Dugnuts> and if the chopper gets stuck outside controlled airspace
21:00 <Dugnuts> car can be 5 kms away easy
21:00 <Dugnuts> hard to track it down again
21:00 <Taco> just saying, depends on the time of day
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> you guys are awesome! thanks for lulling me to sleep :D
21:00 <Taco> 3am, even if the airport is active, it wouldn't help you
21:00 <Dugnuts> haha
21:00 <Dugnuts> well
21:00 <Dugnuts> in metro areas
21:00 <Dugnuts> it usually is
21:00 <Dugnuts> and if it isnt active
21:00 <Dugnuts> the airspace isnt controlled anymore
21:00 <Dugnuts> so you can go straight through it
22:00 <Dugnuts> the worst ones are in the morning
22:00 <Dugnuts> and afternoon
22:00 <Dugnuts> those are the busiest times
22:00 <Taco> seems thats how the airlines run their schedules yea
22:00 <Dugnuts> so
22:00 <Dugnuts> any carthieves here
23:00 <Dugnuts> rob between 7 and 10 in the morning
23:00 <Dugnuts> and 4 and 7 in the arvo
23:00 <Dugnuts> go past an airport
23:00 <Dugnuts> then slow down
23:00 <Dugnuts> you will most likely get away
23:00 <Taco> I don't know what vic is like with ANPR, but here you cannot get anywhere without being sighted
24:00 <Taco> Something like 50% of traffic lights have "safe-t-cams"
24:00 <Taco> they're anpr capable, and report directly to police
24:00 <Taco> if you're wanted, and you drive, you will be found very quickly
26:00 <Dugnuts> yeah i dunno bout that
26:00 <Dugnuts> the pilot who showed us around pretty much told me word for word what i told you :P
26:00 <Dugnuts> us folks with an ASIC cant be car thieves after all
27:00 <Dugnuts> anyways
27:00 <Dugnuts> going to bed
27:00 <Dugnuts> niiight
27:00 <Taco> Here its even an automated system. ANPR sighting of a wanted plate is the automatic creation of a job.
27:00 <Taco> Gnite
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://dangerousminds.net/comments/documenting_madness_female_patients_of_the_surrey_county_lunatic_asylum
55:00 <crash> hey all
41:00 <smashmouse> fkn no sleep bullshit
46:00 <Q{{> how it came about?
47:00 <Q{{> u had troubled childhood?
47:00 <Q{{> did u drink too much coffee?
48:00 <Q{{> u indulged too much hot spices in ur diet?
48:00 <Q{{> u shunt company?
50:00 <Q{{> whats troubling u smashmouse 
51:00 <Q{{> try not to get worried
51:00 <Q{{> try not turn to problems that upset u
51:00 <Q{{> let the world turn without u tonight
52:00 <Q{{> oh Don't you know
52:00 <Q{{> Everything's alright
53:00 <Q{{> Yes everything's fine
53:00 <Q{{> And we want you to sleep well tonight
53:00 <Q{{> If we try
53:00 <Q{{> We'll get by
53:00 <Q{{> So forget all about us tonight
54:00 <Q{{> Sleep and I shall soothe you
54:00 <Q{{> Calm you and anoint you
54:00 <Q{{> Myrrh for your hot forehead
54:00 <Q{{> oh Then you'll feel
54:00 <Q{{> Everything's all right
55:00 <Q{{> Yes everything's fine
55:00 <Q{{> And it's cool and the ointment's sweet
55:00 <Q{{> For the fire in your head and feet
55:00 <Q{{> Close your eyes
55:00 <Q{{> And relax
55:00 <Q{{> Think of nothing tonight
16:00 <smashmouse> hmm
16:00 <smashmouse> sup
16:00 <smashmouse> i dont sleep much
16:00 <smashmouse> lucky if i get 5 hrs a nite
18:00 <Q{{> bummer he's gone
18:00 <Q{{> next !
18:00 <Q{{> Free massage to hotties!
18:00 <Q{{> pm me to learn more
29:00 <smashmouse> cmon daylight! ya cunny
34:00 <smashmouse> Another sacrificial lamb, that died at the hands of Hologram, sent him into the dungeon and bludgeoned his fucking clan, Holy Land who spit the live shit, that Illadelph do or die, Jedi mind shit, the hot shit, live raps crack ya jaw, like who's the avenger and who's at the center of war.
33:00 <zaim> IT, COLD.
05:00 <Serenity> im going to marry my dettol mop
16:00 <StrykingX> Anyone alive in here
17:00 <StrykingX> Or is it too early lol
18:00 <Serenity> no
18:00 <Serenity> yes
18:00 <StrykingX> Confused much
18:00 <StrykingX> Lolol
18:00 <StrykingX> Oh wait
18:00 <StrykingX> I get it
19:00 <Serenity> lol
19:00 <StrykingX> Nm me.. Need more sleep
33:00 <ShadowLurker> im awake 
33:00 <ShadowLurker> and buzzing
33:00 <ShadowLurker> and codering
35:00 <StrykingX> What lang son? 
35:00 <ShadowLurker> java today
36:00 <StrykingX> Nice
36:00 <StrykingX> Love java
36:00 <ShadowLurker> labview and c# yesterday
36:00 <StrykingX> Labview? 
36:00 <ShadowLurker> gotta keep it mixed
37:00 <ShadowLurker> graphical programming 
37:00 <ShadowLurker> looks like a circuit doagram
37:00 <ShadowLurker> diagram
37:00 <ShadowLurker> check it out used heavily in automation
40:00 <StrykingX> Interesting 
42:00 <ShadowLurker> its very rapid dev kinda stuff
43:00 <StrykingX> Have to check it ot after work
44:00 <StrykingX> Out*
11:00 <Doodle> ermergerd grerphercerl prergrermerng
16:00 <StrykingX> Doodle,  how's picard mate? 
17:00 <Serenity> are they dating?
18:00 <StrykingX> Yes
18:00 <Serenity> cute :')
18:00 <StrykingX> Picard is the bitch no doubt 
18:00 <StrykingX> Ir is cute
18:00 <StrykingX> It*
19:00 <Serenity> yeah robs not a bottom
19:00 <Serenity> thats def picards job
20:00 <StrykingX> Yup
20:00 <StrykingX> He's gone awful quiet
20:00 <StrykingX> Fapping? 
22:00 <Serenity> i think hes gone to get his head molested by boobs
22:00 <Serenity> and by that i mean gone for a haircut
24:00 <StrykingX> Hot bitch I hope
24:00 <Serenity> apparently she has nice boobies
25:00 <StrykingX> Nice
27:00 <StrykingX> Ny old hairdresser was well off in boobage
27:00 <StrykingX> Sadly she moved away :(
30:00 <StrykingX> My*
31:00 <StrykingX> Epic delay 
45:00 <ShadowLurker> my wife has epic boobage
45:00 <ShadowLurker> \o/
45:00 <StrykingX> She does 
52:00 <Serenity> awks
54:00 <StrykingX> Hahaha 
56:00 <ShadowLurker> sif awks
57:00 <Serenity> lol
07:00 <StrykerX> It's beer o'clock
08:00 <Serenity> mmm beer
09:00 <StrykerX> Works dead so I'm home for the day
09:00 <StrykerX> Local will be dead so I'll head down later.
09:00 <StrykerX> And socialise *gasp*
12:00 <Serenity> hah
12:00 <Serenity> eww
12:00 <Serenity> i have a fridge full of coronas
12:00 <StrykerX> Nice
12:00 <StrykerX> Get to it
12:00 <Serenity> bit early yet aha
13:00 <StrykerX> Pfft.. 5pm somewhere!
13:00 <StrykerX> Wherever is east of NZ
15:00 <Serenity> lol
17:00 <StrykerX> This beer is going down better than a slut in St Kilda mate
21:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/3b/0a/3b0a78d370a0149571cdfa7fc3f8ed0c.jpg
30:00 <Serenity> yw
31:00 <StrykerX> Nice
31:00 <Serenity> https://d1a0n9gptf7ayu.cloudfront.net/cache/eb/70/eb7045c59f73c145d2eefac7169df578.jpg
32:00 <StrykerX> Where are you finding these bitches?
33:00 <Serenity> suicide girls
33:00 <Serenity> duh
33:00 <StrykerX> lol
33:00 <StrykerX> Fair call
34:00 <TokenDaRing> joshy poos
59:00 <StrykerX> ToothLess_: Hullo
00:00 <StrykerX> ToothLess_: Are you really toothless?
06:00 <ToothLess_> StrykerX: If only
06:00 <Serenity> Collingwood supporter?
07:00 <StrykerX> ToothLess_: too bad
07:00 <StrykerX> I like gums
07:00 <StrykerX> :)~
07:00 <ToothLess_> StrykerX: Hahah, I'm sure you do
07:00 <StrykerX> ToothLess_: asl bro
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
08:00 <ToothLess_> StrykerX: Nah g 
08:00 <StrykerX> Hai kate
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai2u
08:00 <StrykerX> Asl bigboi
08:00 <StrykerX> ;D
08:00 <Serenity> too many beers for stryker
09:00 <StrykerX> LOL
09:00 <StrykerX> Nuh
09:00 <StrykerX> Only on second
09:00 <StrykerX> Pacing myself
09:00 <StrykerX> Finally relaxed. :)
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> starting the w/end early!
11:00 <StrykerX> Damn straight!
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> woot!
11:00 <Serenity> ahh weekend
11:00 <Serenity> thank god
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm going out later on… woot woot
11:00 <StrykerX> Me too
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay
12:00 <StrykerX> Slut around a bit :D
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha - that' awesome. Enjoy!
13:00 <ToothLess_> The joys hahah
13:00 <StrykerX> Damn straight
14:00 <ToothLess_> Straight up 
16:00 <StrykerX> Tossing up between the local and hitting the city tbh
20:00 <British^Meat> better or quicker?
20:00 <British^Meat> i know not
20:00 <British^Meat> nevermind :(
23:00 <BlackDevil> i love being naked in winter than summer
27:00 <ToothLess_> That's rare
28:00 <Mew> I've got a hotel room with 5 ladeez tomorrow night StrykerX
29:00 <Mew> do u even slut
29:00 <StrykerX> Mew, hook a brother up
29:00 <gs69azza> lawl
29:00 <TokenDaRing> Mew: is that because you all had to chip in to get one room?
30:00 <Mew> Nah its my best friends 25th 
30:00 <Mew> nothing shall be done by halves
30:00 <ToothLess_> Meaan, hope you have a good night
32:00 <Mew> ty ToothLess_ 
32:00 <ToothLess_> Mew: Sweet as
32:00 <Mew> amazeballs
32:00 <ToothLess_> Hardout
33:00 <ShadowLurker> boobies
33:00 <ToothLess_> 5 pairs
33:00 <ToothLess_> lol
33:00 <Mew> that's 10 boobs!
33:00 <StrykerX> :o
33:00 <ToothLess_> The pressure!
33:00 <Mew> TEN in one room
35:00 <StrykerX> Unheard of
35:00 <ToothLess_> All shapes and sizes
35:00 <StrykerX> Pix
37:00 <ToothLess_> Or it didn't happen
37:00 <StrykerX> Exactly!
38:00 <Serenity> mew
38:00 <ToothLess_> Can you imagine a club lol, how many pairs of boobies get through the doors
38:00 <StrykerX> Alot
38:00 <Serenity> can u get us a 10 titted hand bra pic
38:00 <StrykerX> loll
38:00 <Serenity> plz
38:00 <StrykerX> YES
38:00 <StrykerX> Do it!
38:00 <ToothLess_> Lmao
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <Mew> I'll give it a red hot go
39:00 <ToothLess_> Good luck
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> fb cover pic!
40:00 <Serenity> excellent
40:00 <ToothLess_> 'Legend'
40:00 <gs69azza> I like how I come back from topless waitresses and there is boobs talked about here
40:00 <gs69azza> MY DAY IS FILLED WITH BOOBS
40:00 <ToothLess_> Lmao
40:00 <Mew> all the titties
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> but… did you actually touch any boobies?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably not, right?
41:00 <Serenity> im touching boobs right now
41:00 <ToothLess_> It's tomorrow night, so we'll see lmao
41:00 <gs69azza> nah I bailed on this chick
41:00 <gs69azza> her name was sophie
41:00 <gs69azza> she looked good from far
41:00 <ToothLess_> Aw jokes, wrong person
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> but...
41:00 <ToothLess_> Serenity: I could if I wanted
41:00 <Serenity> you have a mrs aaron
41:00 <Serenity> behave
41:00 <gs69azza> when she came up close I was like "so what's your name" she's like "sophie" and stood around for me to say something else, I looked at her face and was like -______________-
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you said, hey lets hang out in a boobie bar?
42:00 <ToothLess_> Saaaaad
42:00 <Mew> ive touched boobies heaps of times at strip clubs
42:00 <Serenity> who am i kidding
42:00 <gs69azza> it's team bonding
42:00 <Serenity> booooobs 4 all
42:00 <gs69azza> I have a new job
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> boobs FTW?
42:00 <gs69azza> we go to the pub fridays
42:00 <gs69azza> haha
42:00 <StrykerX> gs69azza: Boob toucher?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it called being on the dole?
42:00 <gs69azza> besides, I have a gf, but you should see the snapchats I have
42:00 <gs69azza> actually
42:00 <ToothLess_> lol 
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
43:00 <gs69azza> I'm going to melbourne, I don't even care
43:00 <Mew> There's topless bars that do pub meals and shit
43:00 <Mew> they're the bomb
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> and shit!
43:00 <Serenity> i want that
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <gs69azza> I need to plow this chick
43:00 <Serenity> would it be weird tk make my husband take me
43:00 <Mew> we used to go to one out north 
43:00 <gs69azza> I need to break up with white slice so I can fk a porn star
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, not at all serenity 
43:00 <gs69azza> Sammy Rose
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> heaps of women go….
43:00 <Serenity> take me to see booobs
43:00 <Mew> serenity I took my management team from KFC lmao
44:00 <Mew> they loved it
44:00 <Serenity> aha
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
44:00 <Serenity> date night!
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <Serenity> where are you going??
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> woot woot
44:00 <Mew> places with nudity are my fav places
44:00 <gs69azza> haha tits and beer on a friday is good for work
44:00 <Serenity> tits.
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ mew
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> only in summer….
45:00 <Serenity> i just like to get my tatas out
45:00 <Serenity> like the useless whore i am
45:00 <ShadowLurker> *12:43:24 PM* <@Serenity> would it be weird tk make my husband take me <-- sif need to make me
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <ToothLess_> Hahha
47:00 <Serenity> anyhoo
49:00 <ToothLess_> Coco Pops are the bomb
49:00 <Doodle> [12:16] <StrykingX> Doodle,  how's picard mate? 
49:00 <Doodle> [12:17] <Serenity> are they dating?
49:00 <Doodle> [12:17] <StrykingX> Yes
49:00 <Doodle> excuse me
49:00 <Doodle> dont be revolting 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> you know you wanna doodle 
50:00 <Doodle> throw up?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, that too
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i saw that on jerry Springer one day as a fetish
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit fetish...
50:00 <Doodle> no pls
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> I get that every time i drink....
50:00 <Doodle> lol
50:00 <QQQQ> vomit on me
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <Serenity> heheh
51:00 <Doodle> i need a shower
51:00 <Doodle> covered in bits of hair
51:00 <Serenity> need a hand?
51:00 <Doodle> yes
51:00 <Doodle> 2 pls
51:00 <Serenity> awes
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <Doodle> woo beat the rain home
52:00 <Doodle> win
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> same!
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> but it looks like it's gonna rain here later on :|
53:00 <Doodle> yeah its raining now here
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckin' typical…i have to go out…. and it rains :|
53:00 <Doodle> yup
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist*
53:00 <Doodle> it susally starts when i pick my car keys up
53:00 <ToothLess_> Gutted
53:00 <Doodle> *usually
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh well… i have a trusty umbrella 
54:00 <Doodle> rusty trumbrella
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, not rusty
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> THANKFULLY!
54:00 <Doodle> haha
55:00 <Doodle> i just wear a hoodie
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <Doodle> and walk in the arin without the hood on
55:00 <Doodle> then get home and remember
55:00 <Doodle> *rain
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah bonus!
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's up with peeps that hold a piece of paper over their head?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> thinking that it's going to help?
55:00 <Doodle> lol no idea
55:00 <ToothLess_> Who even knows
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> WEIRDOS
55:00 <ToothLess_> Lol, it's funny though
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you're walking in the rain, you might as well do a lil jig
56:00 <Serenity> i need a nap
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> same, have one for me 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> please
56:00 <Doodle> me 2
56:00 <Doodle> fapnap
56:00 <Serenity> nap with me
56:00 <Serenity> both of u :o
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ fapnap
56:00 <Doodle> no you will touch my wingwang
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that'd be noice
56:00 <Serenity> I bloody well will so
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
57:00 <Doodle> ok
57:00 <Doodle> just checking
57:00 <Serenity> lool
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> a
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
57:00 <Doodle> :P
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure if you'd get much sleep tho
58:00 <Serenity> prob not
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <StrykerX> Doodle: Rumour has it you have a man
59:00 <StrykerX> This true?
59:00 <Doodle> what
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> just because he has an awesome cock - doesn't mean he is gay
59:00 <Doodle> i might be
59:00 <Doodle> how much money are we talking about
00:00 <ToothLess_> lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> work it!
01:00 <StrykerX> You and Picard apparently
01:00 <StrykerX> As per this mornings convo's
01:00 <Doodle> ah no
01:00 <Doodle> he can't afford me
01:00 <StrykerX> He could take on 2 additional jobs?
01:00 <StrykerX> So he can afford your big toe?
02:00 <Doodle> even if he had ay-rab money
02:00 <Doodle> no pls
02:00 <StrykerX> lolol
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
02:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Busta Rhymes ft. Ron Brownz - Arab Money.mp3 (3.8MB 192kbps Stereo 2:45)
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6auk1TkGtVQ
03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ice Cube - You Can Do It Views: 5,347,819 Uploader: emimusic Uploaded: Feb 26, 2009 Duration: 4m6s Rating: 4.83
03:00 <Doodle> put cho back in2it
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah yeah!
03:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ice Cube- You Can Do It (Put Your Back Into It).mp3 (5.92MB 128kbps Stereo 6:28)
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> what bout
04:00 <Doodle> wow this song is 16 years old
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_btRCElzV4
04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Gay Pimp - Soccer Practice Views: 302,971 Uploader: Lars Eggert Nielsen Uploaded: Sep 25, 2008 Duration: 4m1s Rating: 4.67
04:00 <Doodle> nah i prefer that feelin cute song
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt!
04:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmuDebV5JJU
04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Gay Pimp - Lookin' Cute/Feelin' Cute by Jonny McGovern Views: 217,610 Uploader: martinbeauchamp Uploaded: Mar 10, 2007 Duration: 4m5s Rating: 4.73
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> nawwww
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgk
05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: AZEALIA BANKS - 212 FT. LAZY JAY Views: 93,104,960 Uploader: Azealia Banks Uploaded: Sep 13, 2011 Duration: 3m26s Rating: 4.75
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> dats my ring tone !
06:00 <Doodle> mine is afux pretending to be barry white
06:00 <Doodle> *faux
06:00 <Doodle> lol afux
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahaha
08:00 <Doodle> StrykerX is fapping to gaypimp clips
08:00 <Doodle> sounds like thousands of bananas being peeled very quickly
08:00 <StrykerX> HAHAHA
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
10:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2nmgcVbfKE
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Major Lazer "Pon De Floor" Views: 5,731,332 Uploader: Eric Wareheim Uploaded: Jul 28, 2009 Duration: 3m42s Rating: 4.22
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOLZ
14:00 <faux> Lol doodle
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> dance hall for da win!
15:00 <faux> MY DARLIN III
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> I went to a dance hall dance class…. 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was so fucking hilarious
15:00 <Doodle> did you get dry humped
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw all women class
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> no light no lycra… is the best… they're everywhere 
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you just go dance like a trashy whore
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> best ever
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> no lights**
18:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpokjMDGM60
18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fightin' Around the World - South Park - Russell Crowe Views: 594,562 Uploader: xScottHD Uploaded: Oct 14, 2013 Duration: 3m50s Rating: 4.90
22:00 <gs69azza> :|
23:00 <gs69azza> I have gen white coming up in 2 or 3 weeks
23:00 <gs69azza> there will be many trashy whores on mdma
23:00 <gs69azza> THE BEST
24:00 <smashmouse> WHORES
33:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFA-Azgrlwc
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How Typical 350Z owners are in the rain Views: 8 Uploader: ZRacerofTEAMS7 Uploaded: Jun 19, 2015 Duration: 1m6s Rating: N/A
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh to cars
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> talk to me about LV bags, cupcakes and cock (please) :P
38:00 <Taco> nah
39:00 <fawks> lv bags are so vom lol
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> vom?
39:00 <fawks> reminds me of the fake ones we used to buy in the 90s to think we were kewl
39:00 <Taco> you know whats really kool
39:00 <smashmouse> cock
39:00 <Taco> aldi sell handbags
39:00 <smashmouse> pussy!
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <fawks> givenchy antigona bag ftw
40:00 <cbear0x> lol do they?
40:00 <smashmouse> s e x
40:00 <Taco> yea
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> i got my from paris on me honeymoon
40:00 <Taco> the wife was saying to her sister, "oh thats a nice bag"
40:00 <cbear0x> smashmouse: not getting enough?
40:00 <Taco> nek minnit I'm shopping at aldi and saw the same one
40:00 <cbear0x> Hahah, crack up
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure why aldi would make women's handbags…. strange
41:00 <Taco> I have bronchitis
41:00 <cbear0x> They have everything
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you keep your germs to yourself
41:00 <Taco> no I cannot
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's the polite thing to do :|
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> "|
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
44:00 <fawks> fuck ruby rose is a babe
44:00 <fawks> her tits are perf
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya - she is quite attractive 
45:00 <Taco> she looks like a boy
47:00 <cbear0x> Her eyes are mean
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you on crack?
51:00 <Taco> a little bit
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i thought so
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> makes a lot of sense….
52:00 <fawks> z
52:00 <fawks> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you dig 'ice bugs' out of your skin with bobby pins?
53:00 <Taco> nah a permanent marker
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome! *thumbs up*
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
07:00 <Taco> Ding dong! The witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked old witch! Ding dong the wicked witch is dead!
08:00 <StrykerX> NOWAI
24:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!!!
25:00 <cbear0x> A Ron guy rang today trying to add me on facebook lmao
25:00 <Serenity> God damn what a shit nap
25:00 <TheRon> i don't do facebook
26:00 <Loof> rang trying to add you to facebook
26:00 <Loof> how dat work
26:00 <TheRon> was Ron indian??
26:00 <cbear0x> No idea, could have been. Kind of had that accent
27:00 <cbear0x> Rang on a private, could hear all these other people on the phone as well
27:00 <TheRon> i just winged a lamb casserole for tonight
27:00 <realist> Tom from ComSec wearing a white tie on white shirt, he now also has long hair and a beard.
27:00 <Loof> gangbang
27:00 <realist> What a hipster.
28:00 <cbear0x> What if it was Dumbledore though
28:00 <cbear0x> TheRon: Is there enough for all of us
28:00 <TheRon> no!
28:00 <Loof> die TheRon
28:00 <Loof> alco fuck
29:00 <TheRon> red wine tomato with some paprika and chilli
29:00 <cbear0x> How rude
29:00 <cbear0x> Jokes
29:00 <Serenity> i think im making nachos fkr dinner
29:00 <Serenity> for
30:00 <cbear0x> I'm thinking spag bol
30:00 <Loof> pizza 4 me
30:00 <Loof> capricossa with pineapple
31:00 <TheRon> i had pizza for breakfast
31:00 <cbear0x> Leftover pizza or?
32:00 <TheRon> yes
34:00 <cbear0x> That's the best when you're hungover
37:00 <TheRon> does fondling breasts help a hangover?
37:00 <cbear0x> Never tried it, i'll try next time
38:00 <Serenity> left over take away is the best for hangovers
39:00 <cbear0x> Certain take away are yuck when re-heated though
39:00 <cbear0x> Usually fries haha
42:00 <realist> Depending on the severity of the hangover, it's typically the *only* time I'll eat Vegemite.
42:00 <TheRon> i've come to the conlusion that chicken should never be reheated
42:00 <realist> cbear0x: re-heated chips are gross.
42:00 <Serenity> oh yeah chips are no good
42:00 <cbear0x> realist: very
43:00 <cbear0x> KFC nuggets re-heated are beast as though
43:00 <Serenity> im thinking like chinese food. whoppers kfc
43:00 <realist> Serenity: cold pizza!
43:00 <cbear0x> Pizza and nuggets are probably the only takeaway I would re-heat lol
43:00 <Serenity> im not a massive fan of pizza
43:00 <realist> Actually, anything fatty and salty is good for a hangover.
43:00 <Serenity> bacon and egggss
43:00 <Serenity> hngg
43:00 <realist> Serenity: hell yeah.
43:00 <TheRon> tequila with salt??
44:00 <Serenity> tequila with salt is what gets me there in the first place lol
44:00 <realist> Charcoal chiken and chips with gravy used to be a favourite.
44:00 <TheRon> subway?
44:00 <realist> TheRon: too "processed"
45:00 <Serenity> i prefer food cold
45:00 <Serenity> like kfc is awesome cold
45:00 <realist> Serenity: bloody mary hair of the dog?
45:00 <Serenity> ive never had a bloody mary
45:00 <realist> Serenity: I've never eaten KFC cold
45:00 <Serenity> its better cold
45:00 <cbear0x> Hahah
45:00 <realist> I'll take your word for it.
46:00 <realist> Haven't had it in about 10 years I'd say.
46:00 <TheRon> cold indian food?
46:00 <Serenity> yeah i dont eat it much anymore cause well.. it's awful
46:00 <Serenity> im gonna give it a go doing my own fried chicken
46:00 <realist> But not as awful cold, apparentyl.
47:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
47:00 <realist> Serenity: careful.
47:00 <Serenity> of?
47:00 <realist> My cousin bought a deep fryer, the home-made chicken nuggets are the most addictive thing I've ever eaten.
47:00 <Serenity> oh haha
47:00 <Serenity> i have a deep fryer already
47:00 <realist> To the point I'm afraid to buy my own fryer.
47:00 <Serenity> but i do my nuggets on the stove
48:00 <TheRon> home made southern chicken is the best
48:00 <cbear0x> TheRiddler: heyo
48:00 <realist> TheRon: I know right!
48:00 <TheRiddler> oh thought it was chicken pieces not nuggets
48:00 <Serenity> it is
48:00 <TheRon> dep frying can be healthy
48:00 <TheRiddler> make your own wicked wings
48:00 <Serenity> we're talking about bith
48:00 <Serenity> both
48:00 <TheRiddler> oh
48:00 <Serenity> mmmm wicked wings
49:00 <Serenity> thata not a bad idea
49:00 <TheRon> i tasted my casserole, there's chilli
49:00 <TheRon> by have to use some riata
49:00 <TheRiddler> I tried buffalo wings once
50:00 <Serenity> i made an awesome satay chicken with pad thai noodles the other night
50:00 <Serenity> was yum
51:00 <realist> I can't wait until I can eat normally again!
51:00 <realist> (Fractured jaw last three weeks)
51:00 <Serenity>  ouch
51:00 <cbear0x> Ooooh
51:00 <cbear0x> What's gonna be your first meal lol
51:00 <realist> Probably a steak
52:00 <Serenity> mmm
52:00 <TheRon> a man sized steak?
52:00 <TheRiddler> watching eps 8 of oitnb now
52:00 <TheRiddler> who is cbear0x?
52:00 <realist> Any kind of steak will do!
52:00 <TheRon> lesbians in that
52:00 <Serenity> I was watching this movie before and the people in it were at a restaurant and had these steaks... they were like 3 inches tall
52:00 <cbear0x> TheRiddler: Me
52:00 <TheRiddler> is that annoymousmoron?
52:00 <realist> Was eating through a straw the first week, soft food only the last two
52:00 <Serenity> my best friends girl
53:00 <realist> I've tried eating thin sliced beef in a stir fry, still can't do it
53:00 <cbear0x> Aw woah
53:00 <Serenity> no idea ash
53:00 <TheRiddler> ok
53:00 <cbear0x> TheRiddler: Carla
54:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
54:00 <cbear0x> Guessing you're Ash
54:00 <TheRiddler> yes lol
54:00 <cbear0x> Yayuh
55:00 <TheRon> west coast gonna win tonight
56:00 <TheRiddler> lmao at suzzannes erotica
59:00 <Serenity> whos carla
59:00 <cbear0x> Serenity: hi
59:00 <TheRon> i should actually watch orange is the new black, i mean it has lesbian shower scenes right?
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol no
00:00 <cbear0x> It's so funny
00:00 <TheRiddler> but it has lesbian scenes and tits
00:00 <TheRon> sold!
00:00 <TheRiddler> no lesbian shower scene yet
00:00 <TheRiddler> it's funny too
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol piper's speach
01:00 <TheRiddler> you had me at flavour packets
02:00 <TheRon> which richmond is showing up tonight??
02:00 <TheRiddler> have they lost the in the last 4 rounds?
03:00 <TheRon> dunno\
05:00 <TheRiddler> tho they just had the bye so they may have let some old crap creep in
06:00 <TheRon> got my cats v north tickets
06:00 <Taco> omg
06:00 <Taco> watching this doco on netflix where a number of interviewees are talking about their sexual experiences with aliens
07:00 <TheRon> david duchovny one of them??
07:00 <Taco> it seems like these people watched the xfiles too much
08:00 <TheRon> that stretchy liver eating bloke would be real handy when you lose a pen behind the fridge
08:00 <Taco> tombs?
08:00 <TheRon> no idea
09:00 <Taco> http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/x-files/images/0/0b/Eugene_Victor_Tooms.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080221052611
09:00 <TheRon> probably
10:00 <Taco> reminds me, I must buy an rc quadcopter so I can put lights on it and make people think its a ufo
11:00 <TheRon> most of those ppl have a friend called jack daniel
11:00 <Taco> or maybe this
11:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB8D2QZ9lA4
11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Epic Halloween Prank by Tom Mabe Views: 7,909,765 Uploader: MabeInAmerica Uploaded: Oct 23, 2013 Duration: 2m14s Rating: 4.84
11:00 <TheRiddler> I knew it
14:00 <cbear0x> wot
14:00 <TheRon> wot
14:00 <Taco> u wot m8
14:00 <TheRiddler> I wont say it could spoil things
15:00 <cbear0x> gr8
17:00 <TheRiddler> is it the jews? lol
18:00 <StrykerX>  Feckin jews
18:00 <cbear0x> ono
18:00 <TheRon> yoko?
19:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Plastic Ono Band - Instant Karma!.mp3 (3.13MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:24)
19:00 <StrykerX> You Only Kill Once?
19:00 <Taco> StrykerX, do you still have that picture of TheRiddler?
19:00 <cbear0x> Lmao
19:00 <TheRiddler> omg the ppl at whispers are so bad
20:00 <TheRon> is whispers a strip club?
23:00 <cbear0x> Wouldn't be surprised haha
24:00 <TheRiddler> it's the company that owns the prison 
25:00 <TheRon> is that same prison where craig williams died?
25:00 <Serenity>  hurry up and finish
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/1981781_10153404779698514_8358520118437318338_n.jpg?oh=f1901308338067de78e517300dd9ff61&oe=5627A91C
26:00 <Serenity> lool
26:00 <cbear0x> The accuracy hahah
29:00 <ShadowLurker> so
30:00 <ShadowLurker> i heard there was boobs
30:00 <TheRon> just to be condescending we should devote some time to women's issues 
31:00 <Doodle> periods?
31:00 <TheRon> aunt flo?
31:00 <ShadowLurker> axe wounds
32:00 <TheRon> women pilots?
32:00 <ShadowLurker> dolmio grin
32:00 <TheRon> they do their makeup in the mirror before take off
32:00 <cbear0x> lol
32:00 <cbear0x> dolmio grin :L
33:00 <TheRon> i don't think women should drive
35:00 <Serenity>  you what
35:00 <Doodle> me either, they should be in the back seat with me
35:00 <TheRon> yep
35:00 <cbear0x> lmao
35:00 <Doodle> oh wait i dont have a back seat
35:00 <Doodle> :/
35:00 <TheRon> mind you they tend to drive from the backseat anyway
35:00 <Doodle> no wonder i dont get laid
36:00 <Serenity> i bet i drive better than most of you
36:00 <cbear0x> Whoop there et ess
36:00 <TheRon> quiet, men are speaking
36:00 <ShadowLurker> *03:35:59 PM* <@Serenity> i bet i drift better than most of you
37:00 <Serenity> i can drift like a pro
37:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11165274_893090700763537_7951273990606771291_n.jpg?oh=542ac59c2b3abb8be39084a749fc4821&oe=562E0EC1
38:00 <TheRon> fast and furious : frankston drift
38:00 <TheRon> out soon
38:00 <Serenity> who even lives in Frankston
39:00 <ShadowLurker> noone lives in frankston
39:00 <ShadowLurker> they survive
39:00 <ShadowLurker> just
39:00 <TheRon> bogans, welfare mums.......
39:00 <ShadowLurker> so its basically kwinana
40:00 <TheRiddler> I how many eps does this season have sezz?
40:00 <Serenity> 13
41:00 <TheRiddler> ah ok
42:00 <Serenity> sometimes i dont know if rons talking or being passive aggressive with me
42:00 <TheRon> no offense meant
43:00 <TheRiddler> talking lol
43:00 <TheRiddler> also tigers did win the last 4
43:00 <TheRon> well then
44:00 <Serenity> so thats a being passive aggressive theb
44:00 <Serenity> hm
44:00 <TheRon> i'm harmless me
45:00 <amsy> good morning!
46:00 <TheRiddler> hai amsy
46:00 <TheRiddler> morning
46:00 <cbear0x> amsy: mooooorning
46:00 <amsy> is everyone well?
46:00 <Doodle> whats so good about it
47:00 <TheRon> doodle you miss 420 again
47:00 <Doodle> no
47:00 <TheRon> it does make you cranky
47:00 <Doodle> lol no it doesnt
47:00 <cbear0x> Wanna snickers
47:00 <Doodle> it was just a question
47:00 <TheRiddler> oh the blonde girl is armish
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <amsy> friday!!
48:00 <Doodle> oh
48:00 <amsy> lmao armish
48:00 <Serenity> thank fuck
48:00 <amsy> amish
49:00 <Doodle> same as every day
49:00 <TheRiddler> oops yeah
49:00 <amsy> and excuse me ash stop spoiling
49:00 <Serenity> nope
49:00 <Serenity> friday means sleep in tomorrow
49:00 <Doodle> i meant for me
49:00 <Serenity> and beer
49:00 <Serenity> and baking
49:00 <TheRiddler> oops
49:00 <TheRiddler> it's work for me
50:00 <TheRiddler> tomorrow
50:00 <TheRiddler> early rise
50:00 <Doodle> its retardedly early night for me
50:00 <ShadowLurker> home time
50:00 <Serenity> :(
50:00 <ShadowLurker> i haz diodes
50:00 <Serenity> yay
50:00 <ShadowLurker> ----|>|----
50:00 <Serenity> haha
51:00 <amsy> ice hockey for me tonight :')
51:00 <Dugnuts> nice
51:00 <Serenity> i wanna go ice ska4
51:00 <Serenity> skating
52:00 <Serenity> but im scared of having my fingers chopped off
53:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think you'll be having your fingers near the skate much lol
53:00 <Serenity> if you fall over
53:00 <Serenity> where are your hands
53:00 <TheRiddler> bracing you
53:00 <Serenity> on the ice near other people who cant skate
53:00 <TheRiddler> true
53:00 <Serenity> cutting off your fingers
53:00 <amsy> the norwegian guy that plays for NY rangers has brought some nhl buddies here and theyre doing a couple of show games, 1 celebrity and 1 for real joined with the norwegian national team against my local team
54:00 <amsy> hug the wall sezz
54:00 <Dugnuts> ... have you ever actually been?
54:00 <Dugnuts> people fall over all the time
54:00 <Dugnuts> not many fingers get chopped off
54:00 <Serenity> im an excellent roller blader
54:00 <Serenity> but ice...
55:00 <amsy> you honestly shouldnt have toooo much trouble
55:00 <TheRon> joni mithcell - river
55:00 <amsy> and your fingers are safe really
55:00 <TheRiddler> wear some butchers gloves lol
56:00 <Serenity> i have lots of irrational fears lol
56:00 <Dugnuts> well if you can blade
56:00 <Dugnuts> you'll be fine
56:00 <Dugnuts> the only real difference is stopping
56:00 <amsy> not really dug
56:00 <Dugnuts> first time i went ice skating i was going backwards and shit
56:00 <amsy> ice skating is much more slippery
56:00 <Dugnuts> a bit
56:00 <Dugnuts> but doesnt take long to get used to it
56:00 <Dugnuts> and i used to blade a lot
56:00 <amsy> agreed
57:00 <TheRon> with ice skating i'm scared of cutting off a hand or something
57:00 <Dugnuts> then you can join Serenity in the irrational fear corner :P
57:00 <TheRon> damn
57:00 <Serenity> im not sure i want him in my corner
58:00 <Serenity> i think i caught him out being nasty
58:00 <TheRon> i;m sorry
58:00 <Serenity> im still not sure
58:00 <amsy> what did you say TheRon
58:00 <TheRon> i actually have no idea
59:00 <TheRon> you know how women are sometimes
59:00 <amsy> no
59:00 <Serenity> I'm pretty sure he called me.a frankston welfare mum
59:00 <TheRon> i did not
00:00 <Dugnuts> interesting
00:00 <TheRon> i was merely making a joke about the fast and the furious
00:00 <Doodle> i call you that all the time
00:00 <Doodle> not to your face obviously
00:00 <Doodle> :)
00:00 <amsy> lmao
00:00 <amsy> rood
00:00 <amsy> le
01:00 <Doodle> am
01:00 <Doodle> sy
01:00 <Serenity> as long as youre spanking me while u say it
01:00 <Serenity> all good
01:00 <Serenity> .. ok.. its too early for that
01:00 <Doodle> swoit
01:00 <Doodle> oh
01:00 <Serenity> lolol
01:00 <TheRon> so hard to get the wrong end of the stick on irc
02:00 <Doodle> theres only one thing getting spanked round this place
02:00 <TheRon> doodle?
02:00 <Doodle> no i dont have a stick
02:00 <Serenity> rooster?
02:00 <Doodle> no
02:00 <amsy> not rooster!
02:00 <Doodle> i dont hit animals
02:00 <amsy> phew
02:00 <Serenity> lol I was gomna say hed kill.tou
02:00 <Serenity> you
03:00 <Serenity> jhjj
03:00 <TheRon> feeding dim sims to cats seems so wrong
03:00 <Doodle> i have scratches all over my arms, my 2yo niece points at them and says rooster
03:00 <amsy> cisco will have a go if i push him away from something
03:00 <amsy> he hates it
03:00 <Doodle> i think she thinks cuts/scratches are called rooster
03:00 <Doodle> yeah
04:00 <amsy> his face gets all "whooooo the fuck do you think YOU are"
04:00 <Doodle> anyway i was referring to masturbation before like you all didnt know
04:00 <Serenity> lool
04:00 <Doodle> yeah aka roosters permanent face
05:00 <amsy> lol
05:00 <TheRiddler> damn dirty shrimps
06:00 <Doodle> .
06:00 <TheRon> mother mother............
06:00 <amsy> hows the family
07:00 <amsy> im just callin 
07:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tracy Bonham - Mother Mother.mp3 (2.75MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:00)
07:00 <Doodle> etc
07:00 <amsy> to say hel lo
07:00 <TheRon> thats who sings it it, thanks
07:00 <Doodle> there are no shrimps in that song
08:00 <amsy> she might be short...
08:00 <Doodle> oo a seed in my weed
08:00 <Doodle> the gift that keeps on giving
09:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Randy Newman - Short People.mp3 (2.71MB 128kbps Stereo 2:57)
09:00 <TheRon> don't need no short people
09:00 <TheRon> faux
10:00 <Doodle> ur ded m8
10:00 <TheRon> my bad
10:00 <Doodle> lol
10:00 <StrykerX> TheRon: Offer him Picard's cock
10:00 <StrykerX> He'll back down straight away
10:00 <Doodle> ffs
10:00 <TheRon> not even chicks want his cok
10:00 <Doodle> you're obsessed with  picard
10:00 <amsy> ill have faux
11:00 <TheRon> tape it
11:00 <Doodle> i'll have the person i love most in the world
11:00 <amsy> me
11:00 <Doodle> close
11:00 <Doodle> me
11:00 <amsy> haha
11:00 <StrykerX> Picard?
11:00 <StrykerX> lolllll
11:00 <Doodle> .
11:00 <TheRon> you're never disappointed if you look after yourself
11:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Die Antwoord - Fok Julle Naaiers.mp3 (7.06MB 128kbps Stereo 7:42)
12:00 <fawks> ly bb
12:00 <amsy> i attempted to rick roll my bf in the showet but it seems hes enjoying it
12:00 <TheRiddler> ruby is naked
12:00 <amsy> shower
12:00 <amsy> was hoping for some kind of protest :(
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <QQQQ> everyone loves being rick rolled
13:00 <Doodle> right in the showet
13:00 <TheRon> i hope norwegian ppl don't look like pieter
13:00 <amsy> what
13:00 <amsy> no
13:00 <Doodle> there must be a few
13:00 <Serenity> i think i want jam on toast
14:00 <Doodle> i should cook dinner
14:00 <TheRon> is that code?
14:00 <Doodle> fkn effort
14:00 <amsy> hes a weird kind of pointy
14:00 <Doodle> uhh
14:00 <Doodle> ok
14:00 <TheRon> i'm mr squiggle down there
15:00 <Doodle> upside down miss jane?
15:00 <TheRon> yes please!
15:00 <Doodle> kekekekke
16:00 <TheRon> bad?
16:00 <TheRiddler> lmao chang
17:00 <Doodle> amsy
17:00 <Doodle> rick roll him with this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D235JQtx_7Y
17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: DJ Hi-Tek Rulez [Die Antwoord] Views: 188,276 Uploader: Knut Kosegutt Uploaded: Jul 14, 2012 Duration: 1m22s Rating: 4.16
17:00 <TheRon> i'm back in the ussr
18:00 <amsy> lol
19:00 <amsy> 4 hot bum sex
19:00 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11017047_1590015074574247_7546617838864060319_n.jpg?oh=7c4a7a8f65594427933268860cb5f93e&oe=55E79215&__gda__=1442363690_dd2432a3362f764a43e7e5a067e13c20
19:00 <Doodle> lol
19:00 <Doodle> umm ahh
19:00 <TheRon> i'm the one who wants to be with you..........
20:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals.mp3 (3.92MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 2:51)
22:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcCw1ggftuQ
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Flo Rida - Right Round (US Version Video) Views: 48,419,432 Uploader: Atlantic Records Uploaded: Dec 12, 2009 Duration: 3m27s Rating: 4.85
22:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: fuck off
22:00 <Doodle> aand i'm out
22:00 <beehhh> TokenDaRing is the reason for all hate crimes
22:00 <TheRon> who's gonna make the gravy now?
23:00 <TheRon> i bet it won't taste the same
23:00 <Serenity> fuck off beehhh
23:00 <beehhh> i had a bottle of black grapes wine
23:00 <TokenDaRing> no one cares you dirty sand nigger
24:00 <TheRon> the sandpeople will be back, and in greater numbers
24:00 <TheRon> they walk in single file to hide their numbers
25:00 <beehhh> http://jsultanabeverages.com/shop/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/500x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/g/r/grandsud_merlot.jpeg
25:00 <beehhh> now all the citizens are losing on their religious access to the social secuirty
26:00 <TokenDaRing> cool story beehhh
26:00 <beehhh> canada is not far from england
26:00 <TokenDaRing> I hope Norell sells your kidneys for her boob job
27:00 <beehhh> I hope your wife sell her arse for your psychiatric treatment
27:00 <TokenDaRing> the aliens won't like you now, beehhh
27:00 <beehhh> prankster is your middle name
28:00 <TokenDaRing> how high in the air would you go if a car hit you at 160kph, beehhh?
29:00 <TheRon> beehhh: i'm abot fourfiveseconds from violence
29:00 <beehhh> so on and soforth
31:00 <beehhh> tomorrow i might watch polter guest
31:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!!!
32:00 <StrykerX> beehhh: Hullo
32:00 <beehhh> babe ya spin my head right round when ya go down right round
32:00 <StrykerX> TheRon: Is there anything they can't do?
33:00 <TheRon> absolutely nothing 
33:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: why do you come on Austnet?
33:00 <TokenDaRing> no one here likes you
33:00 <milk> hey beehhh
33:00 <TheRon> breasts get you off speeding fines
33:00 <beehhh> hi bros
33:00 <milk> beehhh, you enjoy anal sex?
34:00 <StrykerX> True TheRon
34:00 <TheRon> breasts make blokes do dishes
34:00 <beehhh> like asking someone thristy do you like a beer
34:00 <Ana_Ng> most of us would trade the breasts for testicles
35:00 <milk> you like little boy? nice, you like? maybe you give him 100% on exam, nice?
35:00 <TheRon> i got thick skin and an elastic heart
35:00 <beehhh> norell is not a little boy shes 26 im 38
35:00 <TokenDaRing> you're a creepy old fuck beehhh
35:00 <TheRon> very nice, how much?
36:00 <TokenDaRing> norell is a boy
36:00 <beehhh> one minute silence tribute TheRon clarke
36:00 <TheRon> my mistake
36:00 <milk> nang nang nang banang nang nang nang
36:00 <TheRon> yes we should
36:00 <TheRon> arseholes at the 'g ruined it
37:00 <beehhh> state of the origin game was racist cause TokenDaRing chanted rant n passed racial comment
37:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: shut up you sand nigger
37:00 <milk> nang nang nang
37:00 <TokenDaRing> rcaist enough for you?
37:00 <milk> nang
37:00 <TheRon> i just thought collingwood supporters came to the game
38:00 <beehhh> soon all the asian will take over your job and you'll be jibberishing like milk doing it now
38:00 <StrykerX> Asians aren't an issue here
38:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: wipes his arse with the palm of his hand
38:00 <StrykerX> Indians are.
38:00 <milk> nang nang nang banang nang nang nang nang banang nang nang nang
38:00 <beehhh> indians asian african what not
38:00 <TheRon> tom hanks is the best actor
38:00 <amsy> shoosh
38:00 <TokenDaRing> milk: nang bang wang chang?
38:00 <TheRon> ever
39:00 <milk> nang
39:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing: Are you speaking beehhh's language?
39:00 <TheRon> wang chung?
39:00 <TheRon> in our dance hall days?
39:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh got good exam marks because he went to his lecturer and said "You like tight ass, maybe? Fuck mine, give good mark, yes? Mmm very nice, I feel very nice in norells panties"
40:00 <StrykerX> lolol
40:00 <beehhh> all the desi people are having bbq in flinder station how irony is that even i cant get a pass to be back
40:00 <TokenDaRing> nope
40:00 <TokenDaRing> you can't come back
40:00 <TokenDaRing> ever
41:00 <beehhh> when was it even given
41:00 <beehhh> never
41:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah beehhh's a dirty towel head in isis
41:00 <TheRon> i'm thinking yes
41:00 <beehhh> you rather give to them terriost who fights jihad with the support for centerlink's pension
42:00 <TokenDaRing> Norell's going to cut you open, beehhh
42:00 <TokenDaRing> while you're alive
42:00 <beehhh> only thing i liked in australia was the grogshop and strippers
43:00 <TokenDaRing> you will burn in hell beehhh
43:00 <TheRon> bali has them don't they?
43:00 <TheRon> well done everybody
43:00 <TokenDaRing> what a fucking turd
43:00 <TheRon> bring on the ashes is all i can say
44:00 <milk> beehhh got any photos?
45:00 <TheRon> i wish i had a river i could skate away on
46:00 <Steve> so does my pasta bake's sister's tree
50:00 <TheRon> drapht - rapunzel
52:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
53:00 <TheRon> governor frontbottom?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> plenty of those around
55:00 <TheRon> "alright, who's this pounce" 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> trust my luck to look in on a night it's dead
51:00 <Taco> oh well it happens
51:00 <Taco> whats new b1?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> not much
03:00 <Bastardly_One> just been busy
13:00 <Maurice> Which, now I think about it, sounds all kinds of wrong
13:00 <Doodle> w00f
13:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <Mew> that's a bit furry
25:00 <Dugnuts> what is?
25:00 <Dugnuts> ohh
28:00 <TokenDaRing> Dugnuts digs tying chicks up
28:00 <Dugnuts> sometimes
28:00 <Dugnuts> but not all the time
28:00 <Dugnuts> then they cant do much moving
28:00 <Dugnuts> wheres the fun in that?
28:00 <TokenDaRing> do you go Saw style on them?
28:00 <TokenDaRing> and kinda give them a chance but hack them up anyway?
29:00 <Dugnuts> what now
29:00 <Dugnuts> no
29:00 <Dugnuts> i go a bit bondage style i guess
29:00 <Dugnuts> noting too hardcore
29:00 <Dugnuts> let them go afterwards
29:00 <Dugnuts> you are one crazy motherfucker
35:00 <TokenDaRing> but if they get away
35:00 <TokenDaRing> they tell
36:00 <Dugnuts> stop doing it against their will then
36:00 <stompin> niggers
36:00 <Dugnuts> plenty of girls out there well let you do it
37:00 <stompin> do what?
37:00 <TokenDaRing> but that isn't fun if they let you
37:00 <TokenDaRing> wow
38:00 <Dugnuts> i see
38:00 <Dugnuts> well theres a place for people like you
38:00 <Dugnuts> im sure you'll end up there eventually
39:00 <TokenDaRing> is it a happy place?
39:00 <Dugnuts> not really
40:00 <TokenDaRing> damn
40:00 <TokenDaRing> that sucks
40:00 <TokenDaRing> I don't want to go there thenm
41:00 <Dugnuts> well you dont give the girls a choice, so you dont get one either
42:00 <TokenDaRing> I won't give you a choice
42:00 <amsy> rapey
42:00 <Lumeah> That the case ahy? 
42:00 <TokenDaRing> Lumeah: have you ever considered slipping a dude a roofie to get laid?
42:00 <Lumeah> What shits on tellie? 
43:00 <Dugnuts> thats a stupid idea
43:00 <Dugnuts> a passed out guy is not up for sex
43:00 <Lumeah> .... He's being derogatory 
43:00 <Dugnuts> literally
45:00 <stompin> conversarion in the gutter
46:00 <Lumeah> Yup
03:00 <Taco> I really hate how companies make offers to new customers, but exclude existing customers from those offers
04:00 <Loof> stompin just wants to fuck his mum
05:00 <Loof> with pieces of paper hanging from the crack of his asssss
07:00 <Loof> stompin's mum,
07:00 <Loof> she calls me her big teddybear
07:00 <Loof> i chase her round in my underwear
08:00 <Loof> i even bust a nut in her spouses hair
09:00 <Dugnuts> its just like the way women are all sweet and look good at the start
09:00 <Dugnuts> then let themselves go
09:00 <Dugnuts> once you are locked in
09:00 <Dugnuts> you are in
09:00 <Dugnuts> you dont need incentives :P
10:00 <nate> i have a better deal on foxtel 1tb download and extra channels ;l
10:00 <Loof> i get fetch for $10 a month
10:00 <nate> 100gig no thanks ;l
10:00 <Loof> unlimited downloads
10:00 <Loof> cable speed
10:00 <Loof> optus mang
10:00 <Dugnuts> im on tpg nbn
11:00 <Dugnuts> $90 a month
11:00 <Dugnuts> unlimited
12:00 <Loof> plus i have netflix on the set top box, ps4, and ps3
12:00 <Loof> no wonder i dont want to leave the house
13:00 <Taco> I thought the drug supply & paraphinalia is why you didn't want to leave
14:00 <Loof> i am sooo fucking wasted
14:00 <Serenity> i get fetch for fuck all a month
15:00 <Loof> i literally cant move
15:00 <Serenity> cause internode gives me $10 a month off my fetch tv
15:00 <Loof> nice
15:00 <Serenity> i only got it cause i can use it fkr netflix
16:00 <Loof> yeah that's what our fetch tv box mostly gets used for
16:00 <Serenity> i figured if it's. free why not
16:00 <Serenity> lol
16:00 <Loof> zac is loving netflix more than fetch
16:00 <TheRiddler> everyone is minnion crazy
17:00 <TheRiddler> minion*
17:00 <Taco> what assholes...
17:00 <Serenity> my kids are weird they don't really watch tv
17:00 <Taco> the work union will now give me $8k off the price of the car I bought two months ago.
17:00 <Loof> what do they do?
17:00 <Taco> of course since I already bought one, I'm not elidgeable
18:00 <stompin> what car
18:00 <Taco> subaru xv
18:00 <stompin> soccer mums car
18:00 <Serenity> might play on their computers for a bit 
18:00 <Taco> what car would you choose to drive?
18:00 <Serenity> guitar hero
18:00 <Loof> yeah zac would rather game
18:00 <Loof> but i cbf most of the time
18:00 <TheRiddler> I'd choose gmc van
19:00 <TheRiddler> +a
19:00 <TheRiddler> redo it for off-road
19:00 <Taco> TheRiddler, you'd really pay import fees for a fucking van?
19:00 <TheRiddler> for beach camping
20:00 <TheRiddler> or such
20:00 <Taco> TheRiddler, what car do you drive now?
20:00 <TheRiddler> none
20:00 <Taco> have you ever owned a car?
20:00 <stompin> Taco: i choose a car that can tow 3500kgs
21:00 <Taco> what do you tow?
21:00 <stompin> something that weight 3300kgs
21:00 <Taco> your wife?
22:00 <stompin> ur gf
22:00 <Taco> seems legit
22:00 <Taco> I have no need to tow such massive things
22:00 <Taco> actually I have no need to tow anything at all
23:00 <Taco> if I did, I'd just steal a truck from work
23:00 <Doodle> xv's are very pretty, does your bf help push it when you get to a hill
24:00 <Taco> I drive up a hill every day
24:00 <stompin> in hinds sight i shoulda gotten an f250 or similar
24:00 <Zade> dodge ram
25:00 <Taco> I like the xv. Its a very comfortable car to drive. Its also well made. And the fuel economy is great
26:00 <Taco> I can also take it as offroad as I ever like. Which isn't really serious 4wd'ing, because I'd rather get out of the fucking car and enjoy the surroundings if I'm to go anywhere remote
27:00 <Doodle> the fuel economy is great because its as slow as a wet week
27:00 <Doodle> running would be just as fast and better economy
28:00 <Taco> if you say so. I'll give you $80/week if you carry me to and from work
28:00 <Taco> Its about 100km
29:00 <nate> i will carry taco to kfc, to eat himself ;D
29:00 <amsy> golf4lyf
29:00 <Zade> i nearly purchased a golf 
29:00 <Taco> I looked at the golfs except the ride height is much lower than the xv
29:00 <Taco> would prob get it bogged
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <Doodle> the xv is an impreza on springs
30:00 <amsy> haha ive driven mine in some questionable terrain
30:00 <Taco> yea basically
30:00 <Taco> thats all foresters are as well
30:00 <amsy> no bogging
30:00 <Doodle> no
30:00 <Doodle> foresters have balls
30:00 <Taco> bs they do
30:00 <Doodle> they have different engines
30:00 <Doodle> than xvs
30:00 <Doodle> the vx runs the impreza 2.0
30:00 <Doodle> *xv
30:00 <Zade> everyone in my apartment building has a vw so i got something different 
31:00 <stompin> if i wanted 2litres id buy milk.
31:00 <Doodle> [21:31] <stompin> if i wanted 2litres id milk the local footy team
31:00 <stompin> my mum just got a VW be interesting if i can do skidssssss
32:00 <amsy> lmao
32:00 <stompin> turbo golf
32:00 <stompin> and ud be first in line Doodle
32:00 <Doodle> i dont play footy i'm not gay
33:00 <amsy> he just plays footsies
33:00 <Doodle> ;)
33:00 <Doodle> lol
33:00 <Doodle> oer
33:00 <nate> sniff my ass dog!
34:00 <nate> wait u dont play footy :D
34:00 <Doodle> no
34:00 <Doodle> i do not
37:00 <Doodle> you can stare at me all you like i still dont
38:00 <Maurice> You should come over and we'll play our own version of footy
38:00 <Maurice> It'll involve tackling and goals and whatnot
38:00 <Doodle> hmm
39:00 <Doodle> will there be any actual football involved
39:00 <Dugnuts> get it between the posts
39:00 <Dugnuts> try to avoid behinds
39:00 <Dugnuts> :P
39:00 <Doodle> good grief
39:00 <nate> lets go fishing!
39:00 <Doodle> lol
39:00 <Maurice> Don't actively avoid the behind just fyi
39:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
39:00 <Doodle> ;)
39:00 <nate> hook up Doodle!
39:00 <Dugnuts> lucky you Doodle
39:00 <Doodle> you know me so well Maurice
39:00 <Maurice> I've studied enough
39:00 <Doodle> haha
40:00 <Doodle> must be nearly bed time
40:00 <Dugnuts> the manual of doodle huh
40:00 <Dugnuts> heh
41:00 <Maurice> No, he just leaves his blinds open often
41:00 <Dugnuts> haha
00:00 <stompin> fagz
38:00 <Picard> ello
39:00 <Lish> Hey Gard
39:00 <Lish> Tard too
40:00 <Zade> wb Picard you were missed, we need for you to extol more of your wisom to us 
56:00 <Picard> fuck u
04:00 <partay> pictard
06:00 <TokenDaRing> picards wife is out on the town
09:00 <thestig> picard WEST COAST 
09:00 <Loof> pigtard die screaming
11:00 <nate> bbq Picards house startrek theme
11:00 <Loof> mmm bbq pigtard
18:00 <thestig> Picard what happened
18:00 <thestig> richmond downed again
18:00 <thestig> WESTCOASTTTT
54:00 <Taco> omg I think I overdosed
54:00 <Taco> on vitamins
54:00 <Taco> my pee has never been brighter
54:00 <Taco> whatevs aye
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks!
56:00 <fawks> you must have summoned kate with your bright pee Taco
56:00 <fawks> [23:54] <Taco> my pee has never been brighter
56:00 <fawks> [23:54] <Taco> whatevs aye
56:00 <fawks> [23:55] * katatonic_kate01 ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
56:00 <fawks> lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
57:00 <Taco> pee calling
57:00 <Taco> she must've heard the part about my dick
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, it must have been your dick taco
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> *nods*
57:00 <fawks> step outside my minds eyeeeeeees for a minutee and i look over me like a doctor looking for disease o something that can ease the painnnnnnn
58:00 <boredGIRLL19> how is everybody tonite? :):)
58:00 <doctor> i'm familiar with that pain, the prognosis is not good
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking bout minds eye… i just went and did the BEST hippy git course tonight
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking amazing meditation stuff! 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> you guys all need to meditate!
58:00 <fawks> i do meditate
58:00 <fawks> lo
58:00 <fawks> l
59:00 <doctor> i was recommended mindfullness
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist suggestively*
59:00 <fawks> i use holosync
59:00 <fawks> it rocks
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> mindfulness is for when you're stressed out
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> meditation is THE fucking bomb
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOVE IT
59:00 <fawks> mindfulness helps w my anxiety 2
59:00 <fawks> good stuff doctor
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do a lot mindfulness stuff with clients at work
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh focus on 5 things….
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