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00:00 <Dugnuts> oh, but they might have the sneaky camera on
00:00 <Dugnuts> that doesnt have a light
00:00 <Dugnuts> would your ass look good bouncing up and down kate?
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01:00 <fawks> lmao
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol@xm
01:00 <Dugnuts> wah
02:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i highly doubt that i've been secretly filmed dug
02:00 <Dugnuts> wood.. carpets... melbourne... england>
02:00 <Dugnuts> wah?
02:00 <anotherirc3r> he's hopeful late
02:00 <Dugnuts> heh
02:00 <Doodle> thats why its a secret katatonic_kate01_
02:00 <anotherirc3r> Kate even
02:00 <Dugnuts> fair enough
02:00 <Doodle> der
02:00 <Dugnuts> who wants proof of that
02:00 <katatonic_kate01_>       creeps?
02:00 <anotherirc3r> that's not nice
02:00 <Dugnuts> yeah see
03:00 <Dugnuts> you seem to think you are worth creeping on
03:00 <Dugnuts> incorrect
03:00 <katatonic_kate01_> um, no
03:00 <Dugnuts> mhmmm
03:00 <Dugnuts> why be paranoid about it otherwise?
03:00 <Dugnuts> its pure ego
03:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i'm not
03:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i said i'd highly doubt….
03:00 <Dugnuts> OMG IM SO AWESOME EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT IM DOING ALL THE TIME AAAAAH STALKERS
04:00 <katatonic_kate01_> um
04:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah no
04:00 <Dugnuts> mhmm
04:00 <Serenity> shhooosh
04:00 <simba> jesus
05:00 <Serenity> pls
05:00 <Doodle> tell them to take their clothes off sezz
06:00 <fawks> you guys are so narrow minded even my dog farted dry
06:00 <Dugnuts> hah
06:00 <Dugnuts> oooold
06:00 <Serenity> haha
06:00 <Serenity> x2
06:00 <Dugnuts> that was so 4 weeks ago
06:00 <fawks> youre old, should we forget about u 2
07:00 <British^Meat> Meat in
07:00 <Dugnuts> urg
07:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yusssss fawks!
07:00 <fawks> meat in
08:00 <British^Meat> u know how theres those posts that go "I WAS SHOOK TO THE CORE" or "MY MOUTH DROPPED" i just watched a video of a cat hanging onto a plane as it went airborne and i literally did that
08:00 <British^Meat> anyone else see that?
08:00 <Dugnuts> you are part of that kate
08:00 <Dugnuts> you like being old?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01_> you're probably older than me
09:00 <fawks> how old r u both
09:00 <Doodle> 763
09:00 <Serenity> you're all older than me cept fawks
10:00 <fawks> BUT NO ONE ASKED U
10:00 <Doodle> shut up sarah
10:00 <Maurice> Fuck off
10:00 <Serenity> fuck off
10:00 <Maurice> I'm only 27
10:00 <Doodle> lol
10:00 <British^Meat> fuck off
10:00 <Maurice> Stone
10:00 <Doodle> i'm 15
10:00 <fawks> 27 is still older than me
10:00 <simba> ur all old
10:00 <fawks> ehehehehehehehee
10:00 <fawks> ok
10:00 <simba> except faux
10:00 <Serenity> hotstile fuck cunts
10:00 <Doodle> i dont even have pubes yet
10:00 <fawks> simby is younger than me
10:00 <fawks> ty simby
10:00 <Maurice> Doodle, inches?
10:00 <simba>  and maybe Serenity and apparently Maurice
10:00 <simba> the rest r old
10:00 <Doodle> i dont have them either
10:00 <Serenity> simba isnt even human
10:00 <simba> Maurice lies tho doesnt she
10:00 <Doodle> just mm
10:00 <Dugnuts> 872
10:00 <Maurice> Piss off m8
10:00 <Dugnuts> im a genie
10:00 <simba> shes like 35
11:00 <Maurice> :o
11:00 <Dugnuts> someone rubbed my lamp
11:00 <Maurice> YOU TAKE THAT BACK
11:00 <fawks> hahaa
11:00 <simba> idk what to think
11:00 <Maurice> I am not 35
11:00 <Serenity> shes 32
11:00 <Serenity> im not eve  30
11:00 <Doodle> everyone should just put their age at the end of their nicks
11:00 <Dugnuts> started the black plague for that motherfucker
11:00 <Dugnuts> then the cheeky bastard wished i was mortal for his deathwish
11:00 <Dugnuts> what a son of a bitch
11:00 <Dugnuts> sif i want to live and die with you assholes
11:00 <British^Meat> asl?
12:00 <Doodle15> teeehehehehehehe
12:00 <Doodle15> lolol
12:00 <ThisNickIsLongerThanYourPenis> owned.
12:00 <Doodle15> it bloody well is not
12:00 <Dugnuts> it is
12:00 <Dugnuts> too late
12:00 <Doodle15> you havent seen my penis
12:00 <Doodle15> they have
12:00 <ThisNickIsLongerThanYourPenis> ur teh exception shroomy
12:00 <xm> fawks ive got IRC on a 6m projector
12:00 <Dugnuts> she may have a smaller cock than you buddy
12:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
12:00 <ThisNickIsLongerThanYourPenis> LOL xm
12:00 <Doodle15> lol
12:00 <Dugnuts> well
13:00 <Dugnuts> i ahve a projector
13:00 <Dugnuts> so unless your cock is 15inches
13:00 <smashmouse> lol xm
13:00 <Dugnuts> the nick is longer on my screen
13:00 <ThisNickIsLongerThanYourPenis> ok Dugnuts you just killed xm's joke
13:00 <ThisNickIsLongerThanYourPenis> stp typing
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
13:00 <Doodle15> ok
13:00 <simba15> agreed
13:00 <Doodle15> i have a monitor
13:00 <Dugnuts> you killed your own joke fawks
13:00 <Dugnuts> congrats
13:00 <ThisNickIsLongerThanYourPenis> wut
13:00 <Dugnuts> wut
13:00 <Dugnuts> WUT
14:00 <ThisNickIsLongerThanYourPenis> ok
14:00 <milk> its not the size that counts
14:00 <Maurice> Ok, but be prepared for the roofies
14:00 <Doodle15> yes it is, dont you read cosmopolitan
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
14:00 <smashmouse> YourPenisIsShorterThanTheLengthOfThisNickname
14:00 <smashmouse> ;)
14:00 <Doodle15> mm roofies
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol @xm
14:00 <simba15> lol
14:00 <Maurice> If you're lucky I'll even share them with you
14:00 <Dugnuts> hahah
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> pics
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> or it's not trew
15:00 <fawks> my pen is in my hand
15:00 <fawks> haehaeh
15:00 <YourPenis> ehehehehe
15:00 <smashmouse> in a car door
15:00 <smashmouse> that reminds me of a very old joke
15:00 <Doodle> its character building
15:00 <smashmouse> about an abo racing a guy in a ferarri around ayers rock
16:00 <smashmouse> Remember the name Ayers Rock? The one that doesnt sound like baby talk.
16:00 <katatonic_kate01_> stop being a racist fuck
16:00 <smashmouse> ?
16:00 <Doodle> yeah its not the darkie's fault they sound like theyre from ummagummgoom goomland
16:00 <smashmouse> lol
16:00 <fawks> lolllllllllllll
16:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
17:00 <smashmouse> DONT PINCH NERVES!
17:00 <smashmouse> pinch butts ;D
17:00 <Doodle> what if the nerve is in your butt
17:00 <Doodle> like the sciatic nerve
17:00 <Dugnuts> its uluru motherfucker
17:00 <Dugnuts> dont you love abos?
17:00 <Dugnuts> fuck you
17:00 <smashmouse> it's Ayers Rock
18:00 <Doodle> i believe the official name is uluru unna dat dere m8
18:00 <smashmouse> lol
18:00 <Doodle> gatta durry
18:00 <F_13_Nairobi> beechy mmmfufu
20:00 <Doodle> hungry
20:00 <Doodle> at this time
20:00 <Doodle> :/
20:00 <Dugnuts> pie
21:00 <Dugnuts> chipos
21:00 <Dugnuts> chips
21:00 <Dugnuts> celery with peanutbutter
21:00 <OnionPowder> I'm not allowed to touch other blokes women
21:00 <Dugnuts> since you are a healthnut
21:00 <Dugnuts> yeah o
21:00 <Doodle> i'm allergic
21:00 <Doodle> i'm a health nut?
21:00 <Dugnuts> so you arent allowed to talk either
21:00 <Doodle> i'm smoking cones rn
21:00 <Dugnuts> maybe not
21:00 <Dugnuts> but skinnyh
21:00 <Dugnuts> yeah ok
21:00 <Doodle> lol i'm not skinny
21:00 <Dugnuts> no cones for me
21:00 <Dugnuts> so im annoyec
21:00 <Dugnuts> ANNOYED
21:00 <Doodle> i'm huge
21:00 <Dugnuts> i got a week off
22:00 <fawks> i got 9 days off 
22:00 <fawks> - dugnuts
22:00 <Dugnuts> and noone would hook me up
22:00 <Dugnuts> yeah ok
22:00 <Doodle> i got forever off til i find another job
22:00 <Doodle> yay
22:00 <Doodle> .
22:00 <Dugnuts> does your job drug test you all the time?
22:00 <Doodle> i dont have one
22:00 <Doodle> and no
22:00 <Doodle> they didnt
22:00 <Doodle> everyone in the government is on drugs
23:00 <OnionPowder> tru dat
23:00 <OnionPowder> get out to get sober
23:00 <Doodle> haha
23:00 <fawks> space may be the final frontier but its made in a hollywood basementttttt and cobain can you hear the spheres singing songs off station to stationnnnn
23:00 <Doodle> wtf lol
23:00 <Doodle> those lyrics
23:00 <Doodle> are terrible
24:00 <fawks> you bite your fucking tongue
24:00 <fawks> rhcp <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
24:00 <Doodle> i did earlier :/
24:00 <fawks> good
24:00 <fawks> i hiope it hurt
24:00 <Doodle> yeah i love rhcp before they went shit
24:00 <smashmouse> what song is this
24:00 <Doodle> ie 1999 onwards
24:00 <fawks> californication
24:00 <fawks> obv
24:00 <Doodle> their first shitty album
24:00 <Doodle> of many
24:00 <smashmouse> ohhhh
24:00 <smashmouse> yer
25:00 <OnionPowder> really? rhcp sucking off nirvana now?
25:00 <Doodle> rhcp died with sex magik
25:00 <smashmouse> its just reading it is diff to hearing it
25:00 <Doodle> rip 
25:00 <fawks> well califrnication came out in 1999 so ffffffffffffffu
25:00 <Doodle> one hot minute was ok
25:00 <Doodle> i said onwards
25:00 <fawks> [00:24] <+Doodle> their first shitty album
25:00 <fawks> .
25:00 <Doodle> yeah
25:00 <Doodle> all their albums before that were good
26:00 <OnionPowder> I like drugs and assualted pain, music is an aeroplane
26:00 <Doodle> then anthony keidis cut all his hair off and started singing about california and la like it was going out of fashion
26:00 <Dugnuts> :/
26:00 <Doodle> and everyone stopped caring
26:00 <fawks> they needsfrusciante
27:00 <Doodle> they need to fucking retire
27:00 <Doodle> stop making 'music'
27:00 <Doodle> cos its like watching your ex fuck another dude
27:00 <smashmouse> that's so many people Doodle
27:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
27:00 <Doodle> hahahaha
27:00 <Doodle> trudat
28:00 <smashmouse> like how Mariah Carey is ending her career in vegas
28:00 <smashmouse> like bish u aint SHIT nemore bish!
28:00 <British^Meat> dude, scartissue was awesome? r u high?
28:00 <OnionPowder> my ex fucked everyother dude and I have it on video
28:00 <katatonic_kate01_> to fuck james?
28:00 <Doodle> i wish kerry packer was alive to see his son get chewed up and spat out by hollywood
28:00 <Doodle> stay tuned
28:00 <Doodle> will be hilarious
28:00 <smashmouse> lolz
28:00 <smashmouse> no shit
28:00 <Doodle> she will get pregnant, take a few billion, he will back a few shit movies and lose the rest
28:00 <Maurice> He's as ugly as a hat full off assholes
29:00 <smashmouse> hahaha
29:00 <Doodle> he is lol
29:00 <Doodle> i bet if mariah carey ever saw his dad she would run a mile
29:00 <smashmouse> LOL!
29:00 <Doodle> well
29:00 <OnionPowder> she sees $$$
29:00 <Doodle> trot a mile in those heels
29:00 <smashmouse> she's beginning to look like a fat island woman
29:00 <Maurice> I doubt she needs his money
29:00 <Doodle> well, trot 10m before falling onto her airbags
29:00 <Doodle> no Maurice
29:00 <OnionPowder> all gone up her nose
29:00 <Doodle> but she WANTS it
29:00 <fawks> lol
30:00 <fawks> a poor woman dates a rich man she wants his money
30:00 <fawks> a rich woman dates a rich man
30:00 <Doodle> why the fk else would anyone fuck james packer 
30:00 <Doodle> really
30:00 <fawks> she wants his money
30:00 <fawks> pls
30:00 <OnionPowder> all those niggers she fkd, they all robbed her purse
30:00 <fawks> ilke all u cunts are brad pitt
30:00 <Doodle> a poor man dates a rich woman, he wants her money
30:00 <smashmouse> she has no money compared to him
30:00 <Maurice> A woman dates an average guy with a big dick, yeah, shes a whore
30:00 <Doodle> its not sexism
30:00 <fawks> lol
30:00 <smashmouse> if he didnt have his money
30:00 <smashmouse> he'd be a virgin
30:00 <Doodle> ^
30:00 <smashmouse> he's uglier than picards ass
30:00 <Maurice> So thats your problem
30:00 <Maurice> No money
30:00 <Doodle> thats my problem
31:00 <Maurice> Same
31:00 <fawks> picard is ugluier than picards ass
31:00 <Doodle> and being a virgin
31:00 <fawks> and hes still married
31:00 <smashmouse> lol
31:00 <fawks> what do looks have to do with anything ol
31:00 <Doodle> faux
31:00 <Doodle> er
31:00 <Doodle> fawks
31:00 <Doodle> its mariah carey
31:00 <fawks> yes
31:00 <Doodle> the diva
31:00 <smashmouse> yer but at least picard doesnt go around saying IM MARRIED UR NOT NER NER
31:00 <Doodle> she cares about looks
31:00 <fawks> LOL
31:00 <OnionPowder> so what?
31:00 <fawks> do you know her irl
31:00 <Maurice> Yeah shes nothing to write home about either
31:00 <smashmouse> like dudes who get a gf then come online
31:00 <Doodle> have you seen her ex husband?
31:00 <OnionPowder> shes a boong
31:00 <smashmouse> and start givin guys tips
31:00 <smashmouse> thinkin they r boss
32:00 <Doodle> this is the woman who sat in her limo until the hotel staff put out a red carpet for her and white candles so she could make a grand entrance
32:00 <thestig> MY NAME IS BARRY ALLEN 
32:00 <Doodle> she cares about looks
32:00 <fawks> lmao stig
32:00 <fawks> run bazzzza
32:00 <Maurice> I'd like to see her ex naked
32:00 <thestig> loll
32:00 <smashmouse> the hollywood complex
32:00 <smashmouse> is so pathetic
32:00 <fawks> im up to ep 8
32:00 <fawks> :D
32:00 <thestig> woot
32:00 <Doodle> the woman who demanded she be sat with the president at a table and cracked it and stormed out when she couldnt
32:00 <OnionPowder> 20 years ago, mariah carey maybe, now she looks like she got run over out the back of kikdacoonalong and got stitched back together
33:00 <fawks> i know its a spinoff of arrow
33:00 <fawks> but its so similar
33:00 <fawks> story lines etc
33:00 <smashmouse> and the labrador puppy thing that was on tele
33:00 <smashmouse> lolz
33:00 <fawks> laurel was obsessed with arrow before she knew who he was
33:00 <fawks> now iris is obsessed with teh flash
33:00 <fawks> etc
33:00 <smashmouse> heaps of puppies to pet before she went for an interview
33:00 <Doodle> the woman who inserted the whole fresh produce allotment for sonoma county 
33:00 <smashmouse> chris pratt is awesome
33:00 <thestig> i duno if it is a spinoff 
33:00 <Doodle> ok that last one was a lie
33:00 <smashmouse> i read he just demands shit to do with his family
33:00 <smashmouse> so he can still see them
33:00 <thestig> but it gets more awesome 
33:00 <smashmouse> <3
34:00 <fawks> it is a spinoff
34:00 <thestig> the season endings of arrow has nothing on flash unfortunately i think
34:00 <fawks> the flash was introduced in arrow
34:00 <Doodle> yay tv
34:00 <fawks> he came to meet arrow to help with his mum
34:00 <fawks> remember
34:00 <smashmouse> lol
34:00 <thestig> yah
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i wouldn't mind if someone flashed me
34:00 <fawks> soz lets discuss mariah careys escapadess
34:00 <Doodle> arrow, the dude who does chinups up sa fucking ladder
34:00 <fawks> lol
34:00 <Doodle> *a
35:00 <Maurice> Lets discuss her espadrilles
35:00 <Doodle> hilarious
35:00 <Doodle> hahaha
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> chin ups on a ladder
35:00 <smashmouse> worst show
35:00 <Doodle> no, up a ladder
35:00 <OnionPowder> every cunt on channel 9 sucking up I bet
35:00 <Doodle> havent you seen the ad
35:00 <fawks> his body is bangin
35:00 <smashmouse> the marvel one sucks too
35:00 <fawks> hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> naw
35:00 <fawks> dem abs
35:00 <thestig> stan lee is the best
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i hardly watch tv
35:00 <smashmouse> thats all u like it for
35:00 <fawks> is it?
35:00 <Doodle> me either
35:00 <fawks> kewl
36:00 <thestig> felicity is smoking hot
36:00 <fawks> kik
36:00 <smashmouse> these characters are hardly anythin like in comics
36:00 <fawks> LOL
36:00 <fawks> theyre not supposed to be exoact why are you so literal
36:00 <fawks> lol
36:00 <smashmouse> stan lee needs to fuck off out of movies
36:00 <thestig> thea queen hawt 
36:00 <fawks> shes cute
36:00 <smashmouse> i was merely pointin that out
36:00 <fawks> i like her short hair
36:00 <OnionPowder> why not keep the money and buy a budget fare to LA and bang a street hooker Mariah Carey lookalike?
37:00 <smashmouse> lol
37:00 <Doodle> cos he cant show off then
37:00 <smashmouse> not my fault you guys like poofter tele shows
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ok so i youtubed it
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> why the fuck does he do that for
37:00 <Doodle> haha hi know
37:00 <Maurice> What the actual fuck http://www.ebay.com/itm/CHANEL-15S-2015-Leather-Cap-Toe-CC-Logo-Espadrilles-Flats-Shoes-White-Black-/371266888447
37:00 <Doodle> HI KNOW
37:00 <Doodle> retarded
37:00 <thestig> smashmouse batman games suck ass
37:00 <fawks> lool
37:00 <Doodle> hot Maurice
37:00 <Maurice> Look at the fucking price
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
37:00 <Maurice> I could vomit better looking shoes
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
38:00 <Doodle> yeah 
38:00 <fawks> disses dc comics, llikes batman
38:00 <Doodle> by hot i mean gross
38:00 <fawks> wot
38:00 <smashmouse> y would that offend me stig
38:00 <thestig> cause thats all you do
38:00 <thestig> play batman games
38:00 <smashmouse> uhuh
38:00 <Doodle> fucking hell
38:00 <smashmouse> they're video games dude
38:00 <Doodle> garage is open
38:00 <Doodle> 5 degrees
38:00 <smashmouse> get a grip on reality
38:00 <Doodle> no clothes
38:00 <Maurice> I can see Cam logging into ebay and wondering wtf I've been searching
39:00 <Maurice> 'She must want a pair for her birthday'
39:00 <fawks> imagine he thinks you like them then buys them for you
39:00 <fawks> LOL
39:00 <fawks> yes
39:00 <Maurice> Lol
39:00 <fawks> HAHAHAHAA
39:00 <thestig> smashmouse loll your reality is a video game 
39:00 <smashmouse> how so
39:00 <thestig> maurice coco says die in a fire 
39:00 <Maurice> Coco can eat a bag of dicks
39:00 <smashmouse> r u that offended over my comment about superhero tv shows thestig LOL
39:00 <smashmouse> wah wah
39:00 <OnionPowder> pretty woman, walkin' down the street
39:00 <Doodle> fine i will make my own tea
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i think coco may have
40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> doodle
40:00 <OnionPowder> pretty woman, that I'd like to meet
40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i got green + mint tea
40:00 <Doodle> gross
40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> WHATEVER
40:00 <TheRiddler> looking into vpns
40:00 <Doodle> hahaha
40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> you're gross
40:00 <TheRiddler> ot that's right
40:00 <TheRiddler> sezz
40:00 <Doodle> i am not
40:00 <fawks> i just had a giant cup of peppermint teea
40:00 <fawks> hng
40:00 <Doodle> i'm lovely
40:00 <TheRiddler> what vpn do you use?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> peppermint is awesome
40:00 <Doodle> just ask my mummmmmmm
40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :P
40:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11246024_10153384409220844_8711120200310933836_n.jpg?oh=1603c5c2399f089e04c50e5d8231e55f&oe=56213927
40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> just ask my mum
41:00 <Doodle> i like peppermint
41:00 <Doodle> but green tea is shit
41:00 <Doodle> no Maurice
41:00 <Doodle> tho i am hungry
41:00 <Serenity> boxpn
41:00 <Maurice> Wheres your sense of adventure
41:00 <Doodle> bless you
41:00 <Doodle> she;s not here
41:00 <OnionPowder> of all the holes in all the country, I had to fuck yours
41:00 <Doodle> D:
42:00 <thestig> peppermint tea sounds nice
42:00 <Doodle> it sounds nice
42:00 <Doodle> smells nice
42:00 <Doodle> tastes like shit
42:00 <fawks> its like drinking delicious toothpaste
42:00 <Doodle> ^
42:00 <fawks> [00:40] <+Doodle> i like peppermint [00:42] <+Doodle> tastes like shit
42:00 <fawks> what
42:00 <smashmouse> LOL
42:00 <Doodle> yeah
42:00 <thestig> lol
42:00 <Doodle> not peppermint tea
42:00 <Maurice> 4 Doodle https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11227553_10153456808150844_8379893700132368160_n.jpg?oh=9b3b9562d9940f21bc20085e742804ab&oe=56249E65&__gda__=1445407091_1981626055cf7d5ad2ba0fe482b49876
43:00 <Doodle> LOL
43:00 <Doodle> that crazy bitch
43:00 <Doodle> i still have scars
43:00 <Maurice> Her and her hooves
43:00 <Doodle> yeh
43:00 <Doodle> but
43:00 <Doodle> her udders doe
43:00 <Maurice> Udderly spectacular
44:00 <Doodle> almost made up for the head injuries
44:00 <TheRiddler> ok
44:00 <TheRiddler> anygood?
44:00 <Doodle> no they were terrible
44:00 <Maurice> Go into ebay and it gives me things I might like based on my purchase history
45:00 <Maurice> The whole page is lego and Iron Fist
45:00 <Doodle> weirdo
45:00 <Doodle> mine is all car parts
45:00 <Doodle> :/
45:00 <Doodle> that i cant afford
45:00 <smashmouse> hmm
45:00 <smashmouse> i mite rent a new tv
45:00 <OnionPowder> you dont get assorted curries?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i set up an ebay account and then was told it was locked or some bullshit
45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> so ebay can suck a dick
46:00 <Doodle> cos you're dodgy as fuck obviously
46:00 <TheRiddler> rent a tv...
46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> obviously!
46:00 <thestig> must be because you are vegan kate
46:00 <Doodle> there you go
46:00 <smashmouse> vegan
46:00 <Doodle> get some eat into you
46:00 <Doodle> m
46:00 <Doodle> .
46:00 <smashmouse> lol
46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> stig - suck my vegan dick
46:00 <TheRiddler> some tubesteak
46:00 <Doodle> are you really a vegan
46:00 <Doodle> your fats must be rank
46:00 <Doodle> farts
46:00 <thestig> lol
46:00 <smashmouse> LOL ewww
47:00 <katatonic_kate01_> no, i'm not vegan
47:00 <Doodle> lucky
47:00 <Doodle> nearly wrote you off as a loony then
47:00 <smashmouse> hahahaha
47:00 <katatonic_kate01_> *rolls eyes*
47:00 <Doodle> what
47:00 <Doodle> vegans are spastic
47:00 <TheRiddler> loony toon
47:00 <thestig> all these vegans thinking there isnt such a thing as a fat vegan lol
47:00 <smashmouse> ye megatime
48:00 <smashmouse> n hipster veganz r teh worst
48:00 <TheRiddler> katatonic_kate01_ is lola bunny
48:00 <OnionPowder> you pay $30 for 15% off a $15 curry voucher, you have to supply your name, DOB, address, vehicle registration, drivers licence number and passport id page
48:00 <katatonic_kate01_> wot
48:00 <Doodle> yum curry
48:00 <Maurice> I'd go a thai green right now
48:00 <Doodle> also katatonic_kate01_
48:00 <thestig> there was this vegan chick that drunk some of her friends coffee and it had animal milk in it. still called herself a vegan even though she hated the taste
48:00 <TheRiddler> or marty the martian
48:00 <TheRiddler> or whatever his name is
48:00 <Doodle> i was kidding, i'm sure your farts smell like newborn baby rose flavoured candy canes
48:00 <Maurice> What kind of animal milk
49:00 <katatonic_kate01_> rat!
49:00 <smashmouse> wtf how to get away wit murder season 2 is on tele?
49:00 <Maurice> Squirrel?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
49:00 <thestig> cow
49:00 <TheRiddler> *marvin
49:00 <Doodle> humans are the only animals that drink another animals milk
49:00 <Doodle> delish
49:00 <katatonic_kate01_> stig no idea why you're harping on about vegans
49:00 <Maurice> I'm fine with this
49:00 <katatonic_kate01_> no one is a vegan here
49:00 <Doodle> pass me some hormonal secretions from a cow for my cereal
49:00 <Maurice> I don't eat cereal
49:00 <smashmouse> what about feeding a cat a saucer of milk
49:00 <smashmouse> :P
49:00 <katatonic_kate01_> mmm mmm
50:00 <Maurice> So just squirt it into my mouth
50:00 <thestig> kate im having a convo with myself
50:00 <smashmouse> BAM 
50:00 <Maurice> And the milk
50:00 <smashmouse> blew ur mind Doodle
50:00 <Doodle> ok Maurice
50:00 <Doodle> lol damn
50:00 <Maurice> Lol
50:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh, carry on then weirdo
50:00 <thestig> OH AND VEGANS WHO HAVE PETS WTF IS UP WITH THAT
50:00 <thestig> animal captivity 
50:00 <Doodle> actually good call smashmouse
50:00 <Dugnuts> ahhaha
50:00 <smashmouse> hahahahahaha stig
50:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
50:00 <smashmouse> LOLOL
50:00 <smashmouse> owned vegans
50:00 <TheRiddler> cats will lick cow teets
50:00 <smashmouse> OWNED
50:00 <TheRiddler> too
50:00 <Doodle> gross
50:00 <smashmouse> put that on fb
50:00 <Doodle> lol animal captivity
51:00 <Doodle> theyre domesticated
51:00 <smashmouse> "Vegans that keep pets = animal captivity?"
51:00 <Maurice> Lucy Liu makes a great asian
51:00 <thestig> i cant they blocked me 
51:00 <Doodle> keeping domesticated animals is not animal captivity
51:00 <smashmouse> :(
51:00 <thestig> one account gone the other one 10 days left 
51:00 <Maurice> And if anything, Doodles cat keeps him, not the other way around
51:00 <thestig> lol
51:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
51:00 <Doodle> keeps me in bandaids
52:00 <thestig> and vegans who give cats and dogs a vegan diet! how stupid are they 
52:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
52:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/t31.0-8/11247966_10205090940726782_5887349873750533893_o.jpg
52:00 <thestig> kate i finished now
52:00 <anotherirc3r> so innocent looking too
52:00 <thestig> awww look at its eyes
52:00 <smashmouse> those vegans r idiets
52:00 <fawks> lol
52:00 <fawks> battle wound
53:00 <TheRiddler> he's like "really..."
53:00 <TheRiddler> you take a pic of such a small wound
53:00 <fawks> lmao
53:00 <katatonic_kate01_>   look at the cats face
53:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
53:00 <thestig> lol
53:00 <TheRiddler> judging him
53:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t31.0-8/10365370_10202707310737522_5363864279109166124_o.jpg
53:00 <Doodle> being a cunt
53:00 <katatonic_kate01_> do a speech bubble, with "bitch please"
53:00 <fawks> is that tyrone
54:00 <Doodle> yup
54:00 <katatonic_kate01_> that black cat is AWESOME
54:00 <fawks> cuties
54:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t31.0-8/463230_3348616187830_2076945926_o.jpg
54:00 <TheRiddler> he's about to pimp slap him
54:00 <OnionPowder> nothing wrong with bashing fat niggers
54:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t31.0-8/411280_3255540500996_160056858_o.jpg
54:00 <Doodle> cunt
54:00 <Doodle> cat
54:00 <fawks> HAHA
54:00 <Doodle> from
54:00 <Doodle> hell
54:00 <katatonic_kate01_> that's a wanking injury?
54:00 <British^Meat> lol
54:00 <British^Meat> awesome
54:00 <Doodle> yeah from my pindick kate
54:00 <Maurice> He's an evil prick
54:00 <fawks> that pic rule
54:00 <fawks> s
55:00 <fawks> im imagining a hiss
55:00 <TheRiddler> the light it burns!
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> naw when you were wearing a cunt smasher outfit
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6j7SlHUtXo
55:00 <Doodle> lmao
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: CUNT SMASHER Views: 17,406 Uploader: nolienoise Uploaded: Mar 17, 2007 Duration: 3m20s Rating: 4.64
55:00 <Doodle> thats it
55:00 <TheRiddler> anyways goodnight
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
55:00 <Doodle> u know me so well
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i know, right
55:00 <Maurice> Whos the black bitch Rooster is molesting
56:00 <Doodle> tyrone
56:00 <Maurice> Oh
56:00 <Maurice> Poofs
56:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
56:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t31.0-8/892492_10200147213256685_2091026100_o.jpg
56:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t31.0-8/475003_10200163793951192_1269615724_o.jpg
56:00 <katatonic_kate01_> he looks like a cunty cat
56:00 <Doodle> being a cunt
56:00 <Doodle> yup
56:00 <Doodle> he is
57:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
57:00 <Maurice> Why does the end of his tail look like that
57:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/t31.0-8/1537645_10201510385295134_378108973_o.jpg
57:00 <Doodle> dunno something on the camera
57:00 <Doodle> probably cum
57:00 <Maurice> Yeah sorry about that, I meant to wipe it down
58:00 <thestig> dam look at them weeds growing a forrest 
58:00 <Maurice> WORSHIP MY KILL
58:00 <Doodle> lol theyre gone now 
58:00 <Doodle> i kid dem
58:00 <Doodle> kild
58:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/l/t31.0-8/1501178_10201520648191700_1904742218_o.jpg
58:00 <Doodle> ok i'm done
58:00 <Doodle> total cuntbag
58:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
58:00 <thestig> should get a car cover
58:00 <Doodle> effort
58:00 <thestig> i guess it will probably get under it
59:00 <Doodle> i just close the garage now
59:00 <anotherirc3r> as cute as I remember
59:00 <thestig> my dog ate some blanket and did a blue shit the other day
59:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i totes understand why you can't wank when the cat is lurking around
59:00 <fawks> can kitty claws scratch the paint
59:00 <thestig> yeh
59:00 <Doodle> yes
59:00 <fawks> eep
59:00 <Doodle> i have to be nice to him til he gets off
59:00 <Doodle> then i can yell
59:00 <fawks> hot
00:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
00:00 <Doodle> lol off the car!
00:00 <fawks> oh
00:00 <Doodle> 4 fawks https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/v/t1.0-9/1510585_10201957319468209_305316553_n.jpg?oh=edf56268b24d871c2daa1b931ae39679&oe=55ED146D&__gda__=1441421682_a3a7b23ef3ec63ef64f22c59b229c64f
00:00 <Doodle> its gone now btw
00:00 <thestig> lol
00:00 <fawks> that fucking cunt carpet
00:00 <fawks> i know and im v happy
00:00 <fawks> LOL
00:00 <Doodle> yeah its in the garage
00:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <thestig> did you steal it from a tribe?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
01:00 <fawks> park aladdins ride next to your yours in the garage
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> he wants to whore on irc?
01:00 <Doodle> no i purchased it from a shop
01:00 <fawks> - your
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol @ fawks
01:00 <Doodle> haha
01:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Steppenwolf - Magic Carpet Ride.mp3 (6.11MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 4:27)
01:00 <smashmouse> there's a fan theory that Aladdin takes place after world war 3
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> back in the 90's?
01:00 <Doodle> holy shit thats loud
01:00 <Doodle> yes it was the 90s actually
01:00 <Doodle> 98 maybe
02:00 <Doodle> bought it to cover up the bong stains
02:00 <Doodle> (not really)
02:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
02:00 <Taco> thankyou Serenity & simba
02:00 <katatonic_kate01_> kinda reminds me of the 90's supre clothing
02:00 <fawks> omg cop alert evrywun hide teh drugz
02:00 <katatonic_kate01_> tribal stuff
02:00 <Doodle> lol
03:00 <Doodle> yeh
03:00 <Doodle> it was cool
03:00 <Doodle> once
03:00 <Serenity> speaking of supre
03:00 <katatonic_kate01_> then it got turned into carpet
03:00 <Taco> fawks, conceal them in your rectal cavity!
03:00 <Serenity> is fluro shit in this year at supre? 
03:00 <Serenity> i need some
03:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i donno
03:00 <Doodle> lol why
03:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i haven't seen a supre store in years
03:00 <Serenity> lil needs clothes for a disco
03:00 <Doodle> i dont even know what it is
04:00 <Doodle> sounds delicious
04:00 <fawks> its a slut store people shopped at when they were 12
04:00 <fawks> well all the gangas here 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
04:00 <Doodle> oh
04:00 <Serenity> how fucking good are showers
04:00 <katatonic_kate01_> also, was taco banned?
04:00 <Doodle> i like growers better
04:00 <fawks> lol
04:00 <Serenity> apparently
04:00 <Serenity> i dunnk
04:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh
04:00 <Doodle> fawks knows
05:00 <fawks> wot
05:00 <Doodle> oh
05:00 <Serenity> fawks can lick me hairy button
05:00 <Doodle> .. nothing?
05:00 <Serenity> hahagagga
05:00 <Serenity> butt
05:00 <fawks> omg
05:00 <fawks> dont
05:00 <Taco> I was in a taco coma too, when I was banned
05:00 <Doodle> ur hairy mummy daddy button
05:00 <fawks> waxdatshit
05:00 <Taco> I ate like 12 tacos... a whole taco kit... by myself
05:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and then you morphed into a total cunt and got banned
06:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ?
06:00 <Taco> "Serves 3 - 4 people"
06:00 <Taco> Hah yeah right
06:00 <Doodle> wtf i still havent made tea
06:00 <katatonic_kate01_> make me one please?
06:00 <Doodle> stop distracting me
06:00 <Doodle> no
06:00 <Serenity> mmm teaaa
06:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :|
06:00 <Doodle> at this rate nobody will get one
06:00 <Serenity> make me one
06:00 <Doodle> or tea
06:00 <Taco> one taco is wasteful
06:00 <Taco> you need to eat 12
06:00 <Doodle> i cant eat 12
07:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, i still prefer nachos
07:00 <Doodle> i try tho
07:00 <Doodle> and get sick
07:00 <Doodle> its great
07:00 <Taco> Doodle, basically what I did. I won. But went into a coma.
07:00 <Serenity> i madr chicken nachos a few nights ok
07:00 <Serenity> ago*
07:00 <Doodle> yeh
07:00 <Doodle> i stick like
07:00 <Serenity> sah gud
07:00 <Taco> for 12 hours or some shit
07:00 <katatonic_kate01_> chicken….
07:00 <Taco> whatevs
07:00 <Doodle> heaps of chilli and tabasco in mine
07:00 <katatonic_kate01_> wot
07:00 <Doodle> so 12 would kill me and half the block
07:00 <Serenity> chicken!
07:00 <Taco> 1hr naps per taco
07:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yah…. how
07:00 <Serenity> not beef
07:00 <Taco> seems fair
07:00 <katatonic_kate01_> like chicken mince?
07:00 <Serenity> ew no
08:00 <katatonic_kate01_> or like cut up chicken breast?
08:00 <Serenity> chop up chicken tits
08:00 <Doodle> like chicken fajitas
08:00 <Serenity> put in a taco seasoning
08:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and then cook in taco 
08:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ohhh
08:00 <Doodle> i only eat beef tacos
08:00 <Taco> stand n stuff is way better than tacos btw
08:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i use the chilli seasoning 
08:00 <Serenity> im talking about nachos
08:00 <Doodle> oh
08:00 <Doodle> soz
08:00 <Taco> you can fit more beef
08:00 <Doodle> i dont eat nachos
08:00 <Serenity> now i want tacos
08:00 <Serenity> fucm
08:00 <Doodle> cos corn chips will kill you
08:00 <Serenity> neksl
08:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i know, right 
08:00 <Maurice> Serenity, put chicken boobs in your slow cooker with taco seasoning and a tin of tomatoes
08:00 <Serenity> sook
09:00 <Maurice> Then shred it when it's cooked
09:00 <Doodle> lol
09:00 <Taco> also you don't have to eat 12, because stand n stuff has a shelf life after opening the packet
09:00 <Serenity> er yum
09:00 <Doodle> i am not
09:00 <katatonic_kate01_> I have to go get a slow cooker thingie
09:00 <Doodle> i am being a sook when it comes to closing the garage tho
09:00 <Taco> why does everyone want to rub me in chicken tits tonight?
09:00 <katatonic_kate01_> everyone jizzes over them
09:00 <Doodle> really dont want to
09:00 <Maurice> I love mine, made beef strog in it tonight
10:00 <Doodle> sproganoff
10:00 <fawks> how long would u  cook dem breasts for
10:00 <fawks> in the slow cooke
10:00 <fawks> r
10:00 <Maurice> About 3 hours
10:00 <fawks> ooft
10:00 <Maurice> On high
10:00 <Taco> Offer a burnt offering to Jesus
10:00 <Doodle> oi fawks
10:00 <fawks> ye m8
10:00 <Doodle> chezza does chook tits in her slow cooker
10:00 <fawks> lmao
11:00 <Doodle> she gets so excoited
11:00 <Doodle> m8
11:00 <fawks> chezza came out 2 play tonight when i was watching the footy
11:00 <Doodle> hahaha
11:00 <fawks> "YA FUKN DIK'ED"
11:00 <Doodle> i watched her feed her pirhanas today, and no thats not code for something rude
11:00 <fawks> llllllllllol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
12:00 <Doodle> savage cunts
12:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sure doodle
12:00 <katatonic_kate01_> speaking bout savage cunts
12:00 <Doodle> thats what she fed to them
12:00 <katatonic_kate01_> the child head butted me tonight
12:00 <Doodle> nice
12:00 <Doodle> i got a soccer ball kicked straight into my nads yesterday
12:00 <katatonic_kate01_> pretty sure i'm gonna have a black eye :|
12:00 <fawks> pics
13:00 <Maurice> Did you kick said child in the neck
13:00 <Doodle> pretty sure i'm gonna have black balls
13:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01_, I have this way with kids and animals... did you headbutt the kid back?
13:00 <fawks> better tehn blue
13:00 <Serenity> biff is in this show
13:00 <fawks> or is it
13:00 <Doodle> no way
13:00 <Doodle> lol
13:00 <Doodle> tho both suck
13:00 <fawks> oh
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> naw…. i was like WTF
13:00 <Doodle> hngg
13:00 <fawks> yeah my cousin gave me a black eye at easter
13:00 <fawks> on easter?
13:00 <fawks> whatever
13:00 <Taco> Kids are bullies
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> my cheek is so fuckin' sore n' tender
14:00 <Maurice> Kids are arseholes
14:00 <fawks> luv me tender
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yep
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and that's why i don't work with em anymore
15:00 <Doodle> i like them theyre just hard to cook
15:00 <Taco> so
15:00 <Taco> I want some old wives tales plz
15:00 <Taco> best cold remedies
15:00 <Doodle> stick your head under a train
15:00 <Maurice> Lol
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, i prefer gas inhalations 
16:00 <Taco> what kind of gas?
16:00 <Doodle> mustard
16:00 <katatonic_kate01_> pref carbon minoxide 
16:00 <Doodle> zyklon b
16:00 <Taco> geez I wonder where these kids get their cruel habbits
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> opens up yo' sinus passages
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> try it taco :D
17:00 <Serenity> just eat some garlic
17:00 <Doodle> eat a dick sezz
17:00 <Serenity> nou
17:00 <Doodle> :o
17:00 <Doodle> never
17:00 <Taco> yea I had heaps of garlic in my tacos
18:00 <Taco> was quite nice
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> so you'll be fine
18:00 <Taco> also hitting tha horse raddish and garlic
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> what are your symptoms?
18:00 <Serenity> vit c
18:00 <Serenity> chicken soup
18:00 <Maurice> Asians are such dramatic actors
18:00 <Taco> runny nose, sneezing, coughing, but otherwise a pleasant person
19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sounds like aids
19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> so you have 2 options
19:00 <Taco> some junky gave it to me I swear
19:00 <Taco> probably chris
19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> you might want google 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah i hope your cock falls off 
20:00 <Doodle> lol
20:00 <Doodle> that would suck
20:00 <Taco> The feeling is mutual
20:00 <Serenity>  lolllll
20:00 <Serenity> plop
20:00 <Doodle> achOO
20:00 <Doodle> plip
20:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
21:00 <Doodle> and then it rolls down a drain
21:00 <katatonic_kate01_> you want my dick to fall off….
21:00 <Doodle> :/
21:00 <Doodle> i'd still want it back i reckon
21:00 <Doodle> even if it landed in poo
21:00 <Serenity> homers dinga ling was out before :$
21:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
21:00 <Serenity> :/
21:00 <Doodle> ewwww
21:00 <Doodle> sarah
21:00 <Doodle> tmi
21:00 <Serenity> least you weren't here!
22:00 <katatonic_kate01_> well….. side note
22:00 <katatonic_kate01_> it's so fucking cold
22:00 <Doodle> it is not
22:00 <Doodle> you're lying
22:00 <Serenity> its freezing
23:00 <Serenity> 4deg here
23:00 <Doodle> actually speaking of i'm going to go close this garage once and for all and MAKE TEA
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> gah
23:00 <Doodle> bbs
23:00 <Serenity> but
23:00 <Serenity> its 20 inside
23:00 <Doodle> it was -3 here the other night btw
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> black
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> with a squeeze of honey thanks
23:00 <fawks> loll my mum always competes with me about the weather
23:00 <fawks> if im like its freeeezing its 10 degrees
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> that's not code for jizz either
23:00 <fawks> shes like ITS TWO HERE
23:00 <Doodle> fuck
23:00 <fawks> ok mum relax its cold ok
24:00 <Doodle> spoilsport
24:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
24:00 <Serenity> loll
24:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ima check the bom
24:00 <fawks> its 7 here now
24:00 <fawks> prob -2384 in tas 
24:00 <fawks> every morning shes like THERES SNOW ON THE MOUNTAINS
24:00 <fawks> lol
24:00 <fawks> thanks tim bailey
24:00 <katatonic_kate01_> 7.7
24:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :/
24:00 <fawks> oui
25:00 <Serenity> oo its colder here for once
25:00 <katatonic_kate01_> it feels like - 1 billion
26:00 <simba> im 1 of the jackass guys
26:00 <simba> watch me shove shit up my ass
26:00 <fawks> lmao
26:00 <Serenity> pff
27:00 <katatonic_kate01_> classy 
27:00 <Doodle> 7 here too
28:00 <Doodle> it only got to 8 today tho
28:00 <katatonic_kate01_> gah
28:00 <katatonic_kate01_> it was warmer during the day, i reckon
28:00 <Doodle> my nipples could cut glass
28:00 <katatonic_kate01_> same!
28:00 <fawks> pics
28:00 <Doodle> eehheehhe
28:00 <Doodle> i'm shy
28:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ha!
28:00 <fawks> as if
28:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <fawks> i have a shrine of shroom pics
29:00 <Doodle> you've seen my nipples
29:00 <fawks> I BE IN THE KITCHEN COOKING PIEES WITH MY BABY YEAAAAAAAH I SAY HEY WASSAP HELLO
29:00 <fawks> fuck this song is in my head
29:00 <Doodle> oh wait no that was handbra
30:00 <Doodle> hah
30:00 <Doodle> a girls gotta keep some mystery
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> http://www.dickhouse.tv/.a/6a0133f4950835970b01a511ab644f970c-pi <--- hopes this is simba
30:00 <fawks> me sims horse is named whinona rider
30:00 <Doodle> i clicked that even tho i read the url
30:00 <fawks> ehehehehe
30:00 <Doodle> loool
30:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Primus-Wynona's Big Brown Beaver.mp3 (10.07MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 10:59)
31:00 <fawks> that carpet gives me anxiety
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> gives faux a link to miniature kitchens
31:00 <Doodle> also kate i didnt have honey so i put something else in your tea
31:00 <fawks> fuk ye
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh… here we go!
31:00 <fawks> miniature kitchen rocks
31:00 <Doodle> ok i lied i do have honey
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> wot did you put in the tea!
32:00 <Doodle> honey
32:00 <Doodle> :P
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> phew :P
32:00 <Doodle> and my dick for a small amount of time
32:00 <fawks> man honey
32:00 <Doodle> cos its hot
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> thanks your the best
32:00 <Doodle> the tea
32:00 <Doodle> i mean
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> your dick!
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i hope it got burnt
32:00 <Doodle> actually if it got burnt it would swell up yeah
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and you wouldn't be able to use it
32:00 <fawks> so much dickspeak
33:00 <Doodle> oh
33:00 <Doodle> i dont anyway
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> fuck the pan away?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> pan
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
33:00 <Doodle> except as a stirrer
33:00 <fawks> im gonna sleep dreaming of peenies
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> PAIN
33:00 <Doodle> lol
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> hawt
33:00 <Doodle> fk its 0130
33:00 <fawks> yeah
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> 133
33:00 <Maurice> 11.33
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> actually
33:00 <Doodle> fine
33:00 <Doodle> 0133
33:00 <fawks> i had a shitty sleep last night fffffffff it was as pleasant as an itchy asshole
33:00 <fawks> tonight better be good
34:00 <Doodle> lmao
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
34:00 <Doodle> rooster is already on my bed
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> meditation!
34:00 <Doodle> so tonight will suck
34:00 <Doodle> sleeping around him
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> incase he knifes you in while you sleep
34:00 <fawks> i dont get why people with cats dont just pick them up and mve them
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> that cat looks like he would aye
34:00 <fawks> theyre not glued are they lol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
35:00 <Doodle> cos 25 portable knives and a face full of more knives
35:00 <Doodle> ?
35:00 <fawks> LOL
35:00 <fawks> i imagine him with like a pocket knife
35:00 <fawks> in his fur
35:00 <Doodle> haha
35:00 <Doodle> flick knife
35:00 <fawks> and a bandana
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh lord
35:00 <Doodle> he would cut me
35:00 <fawks> for when hes about to get stabby
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> google images here i come
35:00 <fawks> i would also probably cut you
35:00 <Doodle> :o
36:00 <Doodle> why
36:00 <fawks> idk
36:00 <fawks> just cos
36:00 <Doodle> thats ok then
36:00 <fawks> im leb
36:00 <fawks> LOL
36:00 <Doodle> lmao
36:00 <fawks> ok i neeeeeeed sleep
36:00 <fawks> goodnight lovelies
36:00 <fawks> :*
36:00 <Doodle> ninis
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/bloodravyn/default/assassin-kitten--large-msg-119561286703.jpg
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> kinda like that
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh nn fauxy
37:00 <Doodle> haha
37:00 <Doodle> savage
39:00 <Doodle> aiight i better go to bed too, ninis o//////
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> great!
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> everyone is going to bed
43:00 <British^Meat> gay
43:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i know, right!
46:00 <Taco> I'm not going to bed
47:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and you're going to entertain me
47:00 <Taco> thinking about getting my pilots license
47:00 <Taco> $15k
47:00 <katatonic_kate01_> good for you
48:00 <Taco> but then aircraft rentals are stupidly expensive, so would have to buy an aircraft for $30k or more
48:00 <anotherirc3r> I think Dugnuts is still around kate
48:00 <anotherirc3r> enjoy
49:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh joy
49:00 <katatonic_kate01_> taco and dugnuts ! 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01_> YEW
50:00 <katatonic_kate01_> totes won the lotto there
50:00 <British^Meat> lol
50:00 <Taco> http://www.aircraftonline.com.au/product.php?id=6132
51:00 <Taco> but then to avoid hanger fees, I'd have to build my own hanger, and airstrip
51:00 <Taco> so maybe another $20k for that
53:00 <British^Meat> is the walking dead any good?
54:00 <katatonic_kate01_> AMAZING!
54:00 <katatonic_kate01_> watch it BM
54:00 <British^Meat> yer?
54:00 <British^Meat> mkay i may just do that
54:00 <katatonic_kate01_> taco - shouldn't you be like saving up to move to tassie?
54:00 <British^Meat> im finishing off breaking bad soon
54:00 <British^Meat> then i shall watch
54:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah it's like my FAVE TV series ever
54:00 <Taco> I have some significant savings amassed
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah move to tassie first
55:00 <Taco> I was thinking of tas actually
55:00 <Taco> it would be cool to fly around tas
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, you've mentioned it
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah totes do it aye :D
55:00 <Taco> but if thats worth $65k I have to decide
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> wot
56:00 <katatonic_kate01_> just move to tassie…. or some remote island where there is no internet connection
56:00 <katatonic_kate01_> get in touch with nature and all that shit
56:00 <Taco> thats how much an aircraft, license, and construction of an airstrip will cost... on top of the required buying a property thing
56:00 <Taco> I told you before. Most of TAS has NBN.
57:00 <Taco> Maybe it'd be better if I got a sea worthy boat
57:00 <katatonic_kate01_> you're going to build a fucking airstrip
58:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh turn it up dude
58:00 <Taco> why not eh
58:00 <Taco> I worked hard for my savings, may as well enjoy them
58:00 <katatonic_kate01_> on a fucking airstrip
58:00 <Taco> all my friends could fly over and land
58:00 <katatonic_kate01_> put down the crack pipe and eat a taco, taco
58:00 <Taco> ie. nobody just me
58:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01_> maybe construct a concrete bunker?
59:00 <Taco> I was thinking of doing that at mudgee
00:00 <katatonic_kate01_> for the zombie apocalypse? 
00:00 <Taco> built a small cabin, while doing that I used a shipping container as a hut
00:00 <Taco> I could burry the shipping container
00:00 <Taco> then its a bomb shelter
00:00 <Taco> although I realised that nobody would bomb mudgee
00:00 <katatonic_kate01_> orzombir proof 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01_> you're an intelligent lad 
02:00 <Taco> would be waste of good munitions
02:00 <Taco> the only people who'd do it, would be mining companies
02:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah
02:00 <katatonic_kate01_> maybe
03:00 <Taco> although if I moved to tas, I'd kinda wanna build a strip at mudgee and a strip in tas... and own an aircraft that can make it between both
03:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah ok dick smith
03:00 <katatonic_kate01_> calm yourself
03:00 <Taco> I actually know dick
03:00 <katatonic_kate01_> your own?
03:00 <Taco> no, dick smith
03:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh yeah… good for you
04:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i actually know Kate Moss
04:00 <katatonic_kate01_> we hang out all the time, but like… via skype
04:00 <Taco> kate moss owns a house within the boundaries of my work
04:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh really!
05:00 <Taco> but yea dick smith is a philanthropist
05:00 <katatonic_kate01_> no….. really?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i thought he sat around all day making dick cheese
05:00 <Taco> he's considering some donations to our work, to assist in the safety of people participating in outdoor sports!
05:00 <Taco> thats how I know him. Its an open discussion on what would be the best solution
06:00 <katatonic_kate01_> awesome
06:00 <Taco> I don't believe mr smith has a pasturization plant
06:00 <katatonic_kate01_> he needs one?
07:00 <Taco> to make cheese he does
07:00 <British^Meat> Youre the only one talking to this dickhead katatonic_kate01_ :(
08:00 <katatonic_kate01_> well you're gonna go watch zombies 
08:00 <katatonic_kate01_> he is lulling me to sleep, it's a good thing really :P
09:00 <Taco> I've been considering some ultra hippy ideas lately
10:00 <Taco> like raw milk
10:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh yeah, such as?
10:00 <beehhh> chappie was awesome
10:00 <Taco> its illegal to sell raw milk because of "safety"
10:00 <beehhh> there goes the blockbuster
10:00 <Taco> but its quite possible to produce safe raw milk... its actually alot better for you
10:00 <Taco> so I've been considering buying shares in a dairy cow
11:00 <beehhh> yeah not for the one you shower and mixed with gelatine
11:00 <beehhh> if its not RAV im not buying
11:00 <Taco> cow sharing is where ownership of the cow is divided, and that raw milk is produced at no cost, other than the share ownership
11:00 <katatonic_kate01_> taco, you've been thinking a lot and…. not doing much
11:00 <Taco> I gotta find somebody who can sell me a share in a dairy cow
11:00 <beehhh> i tell the best milk i ever had in my life
12:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and you'd go get milk daily
12:00 <beehhh> http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzmtj4olDl1qzg2ve.jpg
12:00 <katatonic_kate01_> just but some organic milk from the shops 
12:00 <Taco> possibly yes
12:00 <Taco> organic milk is still pasturized
12:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh well...
12:00 <beehhh> from christchurch farm
12:00 <katatonic_kate01_> you've been drinking that for all your life
12:00 <beehhh> sold here in malaysia 9RM
13:00 <Taco> pasturization is the elminiation of pathogens from the milk by heat treatment. However it also kills a significant portion of good nutrients
13:00 <Taco> if you buy milk as milk, its a legal requirement that its pasturized
13:00 <Taco> or, in other words, its an unavoidable tax as the gov collects revenue on every litre of milk produced through pasturization certifications
14:00 <beehhh> mum thought she could have a shower and kids could have a drink with same milk
14:00 <beehhh> nothing wrong with coles 2lt for 2bucks they are actually better milk
15:00 <beehhh> its like buying your burger from an op shop
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> just google it
15:00 <beehhh> so the fatality
15:00 <Taco> a similar truth exists with meat. You cannot buy meat unless its been slaughtered by a licensed slaugher house. Yet a small farmer who might not slaughter a single animal every day, can likely express better care for the animals welfare, instead of slaughtering several animals every minute
16:00 <Taco> the small farmer can be proven time and time again, to produce better quality meats
16:00 <Taco> but its illegal
16:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, you just need to know where to source good foods from
16:00 <beehhh> now we talking about meat are we?
17:00 <Taco> yeah I have to talk to some of my mudgee neighbours who own cattle
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> there are a plethora of amazing farmers markets around the traps
17:00 <beehhh> sorry, all meats going to china you can have the bird nests soup
17:00 <Taco> apparently they're quite into the illegal cattle products out that way
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> as if you're going to go to fucking mudgee for meat and milk
17:00 <Taco> I go to mudgee to relax, too
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> weekly?
17:00 <beehhh> 2/3 of cattle farming in upnorth
17:00 <Taco> yea
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sif
18:00 <Taco> work is about halfway between home and mudgee
18:00 <Taco> some nights I go to mudgee, other nights I go home
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ahhh ok then
18:00 <Taco> mudgee can be nice if you have a bad day at work
18:00 <Taco> shoot at some roos etc.
18:00 <Taco> they're absolute cunts
19:00 <beehhh> http://www.motoring.com.au/news/2015/limit-cars-speeds--safety-expert-51479
19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i'd suggest meditation
19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> instead of killing animals
19:00 <Taco> well shooting is kind of meditating
20:00 <Taco> when taking a shot at significant range, you must control your breathing
20:00 <Taco> drawing breath will cause your shot to be off target
20:00 <beehhh> most of the cattle dies of road crash in the upnorth
20:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah shooting stuff is not like meditation 
21:00 <Taco> you eat meat anyway, so indirectly you kill animals, its just that you cannot deal with the killing part so you pay someone else to do it in a way that makes you feel good inside. Fagget
21:00 <beehhh> kk have you watched any good movies lately
21:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and you shoot all your meat… sorry
21:00 <katatonic_kate01_> I forgot you were a part time farmer
21:00 <Taco> you pay someone else to shoot your meat in an environment rich in bacteria
22:00 <beehhh> https://watch32hd.org/ blow your mind away
22:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, i don't each much meat 
22:00 <Taco> I do it on nice grassy fields with a comfortable steady brease while the sun goes down
22:00 <katatonic_kate01_> so i'm cool with my choices 
22:00 <Taco> and then I make sure none of it is wasted
22:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh sif taco as fucking if
22:00 <beehhh> no subtitle no pirate
22:00 <amsy> lol wtf is a brease.
22:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
24:00 <Taco> beehhh, that article is dumb. They speed limit trucks these days to 100km/h except the truck drivers disable the limiting devices, so that most of them on the road don't have functioning limiters, and its impossible to police
24:00 <beehhh> breeze ezy on video
25:00 <beehhh> that news about unlimited speed limit in NT to SA
26:00 <Taco> Studies in europe (germanys autobahn) showed that increasing the speed limit increased road safety.
27:00 <Taco> Its more about improving traffic flow
27:00 <amsy> autobahn is fucking scary 
27:00 <katatonic_kate01_> free for all!
27:00 <Taco> Yeah but you're strayan. You can't drive.
28:00 <Taco> See strayan roads for evidence.
28:00 <amsy> ive been driving in europe for 5+ years thanks
28:00 <katatonic_kate01_> don't have my license yet,so i'm not contributing to road accidents
28:00 <amsy> i meant that the roads are in poor condition
29:00 <Taco> the autobahn is?
29:00 <Maurice> I've been accident free for nearly 17 yrs
29:00 <beehhh> road casualties are direct linked with excessive speed and fatality from lack of sleep, especially in the up north where scoarcher is unpredictable
29:00 <Maurice> God, that makes me old :/
29:00 <amsy> yes
29:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
29:00 <Taco> Maurice, same. Unless you consider deliberately smashing into people, an accident.
29:00 <beehhh> did i pass my elicos
29:00 <Maurice> Depends on how annoying they were being
29:00 <Maurice> I've wanted to hit so many people with my car
29:00 <katatonic_kate01_> was taco one of them?
30:00 <Maurice> But I don't want to dent it since it's new
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> if not put him on the list
30:00 <Maurice> Well, not new now, it's 7 months old
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> poo new car
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oooh
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> not pooo lol
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> we got a silver ummmm car like 2 years ago i think
31:00 <amsy> a silver car
31:00 <amsy> lol
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ya
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i donno what it is lol
31:00 <amsy> how is that even possible
32:00 <Maurice> Mines red, it's meant to go faster but I dont think it does
32:00 <beehhh> can i post a movie?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh its a mitsubishi something something
32:00 <Maurice> IT'S A MITSI
32:00 <Maurice> I fucking hate that ad
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> the husband smashed the barina :(
33:00 <beehhh> do east n west has the same ads
33:00 <Maurice> Oh ffs, my phone has frozen
33:00 <beehhh> i know they having first electric vehicle road going to the wine region with 12 charging stations
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> but got an auto so i could learn to drive… i just haven't got around to it yet
33:00 <Maurice> We have an auto and a manual
33:00 <Taco> Mitsubishis are unsafe
33:00 <beehhh> https://watch32hd.org/watch_Chappie_2015.html#video=iQa9uhA18vEEgu5hGHsO21D7Uvhtp2YABwILtxvpmlA
33:00 <Maurice> But the auto goes into sports mode which is basically manual
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah we had a manual 
34:00 <amsy> why not learn in a manual
34:00 <Maurice> Yeah I'd learn manual, then you can drive either
34:00 <Taco> amsy, because, technology
34:00 <beehhh> kids movie
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> because I'm too un coordinated 
34:00 <amsy> wow
34:00 <Maurice> I get clutch foot often
34:00 <Taco> People who say manuals are better are caught in the 70s
34:00 <Maurice> Nobody said they were better
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i freaked out when i had to do hill starts
34:00 <beehhh> i need to put air in my bicycle tyre then shes ready to go
34:00 <Maurice> But if you have a manual licence you can drive either
34:00 <Maurice> Auto makes it limited
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> fuck that shit
35:00 <Taco> if you have a full license, you can drive either
35:00 <Maurice> You need to do manual to get that
35:00 <Taco> no you don't
35:00 <Maurice> You can't just got for an auto licence and jump in a manual
35:00 <Maurice> Go*
35:00 <Taco> the gearbox restriction applies to provisional licenses only
35:00 <amsy> yes but if you dont know how then you cant..
35:00 <amsy> god
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
35:00 <Taco> if you don't know how to do things, read
36:00 <amsy> lollllll
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> um
36:00 <amsy> ok
36:00 <Maurice> Yeah, read how to drive a manual then you'll be awesome in reality
36:00 <beehhh> most of my travel was crossing nsw
36:00 <Maurice> Like Sheldon learning to swim on the floor
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
36:00 <Taco> read how to do it, then give it a crack
36:00 <beehhh> ACT is a hole
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah….no
36:00 <Taco> sure you can get some dickwad driving instructor to verbalise words for you
36:00 <amsy> taco, did you get an auto license?
37:00 <Taco> amsy, I have a HR license
37:00 <beehhh> yass got sheeps i saw them burnt
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> pretty sure taco has ever license imaginable 
37:00 <Taco> nah
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> every*
37:00 <Taco> I don't have a pilots license
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yet
38:00 <Taco> Indeed
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> next week you'll have it probably
38:00 <amsy> hahaha
38:00 <Taco> nah
38:00 <Taco> its 35hrs min
38:00 <beehhh> my aussie licence expired in 2010
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeh achievable by next week!
38:00 <Taco> beehhh, when did your visa expire?
38:00 <Maurice> I paused my show to type here and I paused on this https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1512425_10153457062975844_5356094865236922288_n.jpg?oh=1c409f5931796924f00435b676f15280&oe=55E702F2&__gda__=1445501133_6150fcd3861c74ff880fcd0c06ddace5
38:00 <beehhh> haven had a chance to renew it yet soon i will
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol 
39:00 <Taco> isn't it amazing how to drive a car you need to do 150hrs driving or some shit...
39:00 <Taco> but to fly a plane you only need 35
39:00 <Maurice> I didn't
39:00 <beehhh> i haven been droven either
39:00 <Taco> 5 of those hours are flying solo
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> what are you watching maurice?
39:00 <Maurice> Back in my day, you got your L's then when you hit 17 you went for your licence
39:00 <Maurice> Porn, obv
39:00 <Maurice> But orange is the new black
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ah i have to watch that!
40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i got my L's when I was like 16
40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i think
40:00 <Maurice> I got mine at 16 and 9 months
40:00 <Maurice> Which is when you were allowed
40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah something like that
40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> when the test was free!
40:00 <Maurice> And written
40:00 <Maurice> Not computerised
40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ha
40:00 <amsy> old bags
40:00 <beehhh> i had to sit for my licence test 4th times always failed on reverse parking
40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> naw i had it computerised
40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> touch screen even!
41:00 <Maurice> I didn't, mine was a book and piece of paper :(
41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ohnaw maybe it was mouse 
41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> gawd
41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> primative
41:00 <Maurice> Back in the 1800s
41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> I'm surprised they didn't expect cave drawings
41:00 <Maurice> They did, it was question 36
41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> iknew it!
41:00 <Taco> hmm
42:00 <Taco> I also don't have a forklift license
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> boating?
42:00 <Taco> although I don't have a forklift either, so whatevs
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> next week eh?
42:00 <Taco> nope dont have a boat license
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> next week?
42:00 <Maurice> The one after
42:00 <Maurice> Gotta space it
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> trew!
42:00 <beehhh> will they have my data on their system in the future
43:00 <beehhh> they should otherwise hard to prove the dates n moment
43:00 <simba> shimoon is going 2 hell
43:00 <Taco> hmm
43:00 <beehhh> England isnt hell apparently
44:00 <Taco> tbh I'm not very interested in getting a boat license
44:00 <simba> ur satan
44:00 <Taco> I've already driven a commodore, they handle basically the same
44:00 <Maurice> The fuck are you on about
44:00 <Taco> I'm saying, holdens are shit
44:00 <Taco> They handle like boats
44:00 <beehhh> electric vehicle are the cheapest to run if your missus got one
45:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgd69GQh2Cc
45:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Introducing the Holden Volt - How it works Views: 49,161 Uploader: Holden Uploaded: Feb 10, 2012 Duration: 2m32s Rating: 4.48
46:00 <Taco> I wonder how much it costs to fit out a holden volt to drop crab pods
47:00 <Taco> or does that come standard?
48:00 <beehhh> no idea i own a bicycle
48:00 <Taco> o rly
48:00 <Taco> have you gotten it lowered?
48:00 <Taco> what kind of stereo does it have?
48:00 <Maurice> Do you have spokey dokeys
48:00 <Doodle> her name is norell
48:00 <Maurice> LOL
49:00 <Maurice> Doodle out of left field
49:00 <beehhh> http://www.adpost.com/classifieds/upload/my/sports_games/my_sports_games.850.1.jpg
50:00 <milk> should I buy a cricket bat or a baseball bat?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01_> baseball
51:00 <katatonic_kate01_> better for the zombie apocalypse 
51:00 <milk> its for beating immigrants to death with
51:00 <katatonic_kate01_> um perhaps beat yourself around the head then
51:00 <beehhh> just nuke the immigration building on a busy day
51:00 <Taco> why are people obsessed with zombies?
51:00 <Taco> its so lame
52:00 <Maurice> You know what else is lame?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
52:00 <Maurice> Glitter glue
53:00 <katatonic_kate01_> aww i thought you were gonna say taco
53:00 <katatonic_kate01_> glitter glue is shit
53:00 <Maurice> And horses with bung legs
53:00 <katatonic_kate01_> what about roll on glitter body gel
53:00 <Taco> Glitter is okay on her tits
53:00 <Maurice> Glitter is never ok
53:00 <Maurice> You never get rid of that shit
53:00 <Taco> It just yells out "SLUT"
54:00 <katatonic_kate01_> do you wear glitter on your tits taco?
54:00 <Taco> sometimes
54:00 <katatonic_kate01_> slut!
54:00 <Taco> don't be jealous
54:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i've got a 70's disco happening in the child's room
54:00 <Taco> put up pictures of manual cars kthnx
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i think she just likes to throw it up in the air and dance around
55:00 <Taco> and into your face
55:00 <Taco> doesn't care if it hurts you
55:00 <beehhh> like i said they are so advanced you cant compete
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh the head butting incident 
56:00 <beehhh> though i prefer to choose to settle in greenland
56:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, thankfully there is only one to deal with
56:00 <Taco> beehhh, the advantages of electric cars is debatable. Its really moving the carbon emissions from the tailpipe to an electricity plant. Australia being powered by coal means that electric cars have more emissions than conventional engines.
56:00 <Taco> Can't compete? Yea right.
57:00 <Taco> katatonic_kate01_, there will be more
57:00 <Taco> have faith
57:00 <katatonic_kate01_> fuck no
57:00 <Taco> if I were you I'd consider putting her up for adoption
57:00 <beehhh> Taco isnt this your past bedtime what day is tomorrow
57:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah no
58:00 <amsy> what about hydro powered countries
58:00 <Taco> beehhh, I have sick days off, and I work nightshift now.
58:00 <beehhh> cool to hear
58:00 <katatonic_kate01_> is it called the dole?
58:00 <Taco> amsy, unfortunately holden aren't a company in a country powered by hydro electricity
59:00 <amsy> why does it have to be holden?
59:00 <beehhh> do you own a volvo amsy
59:00 <Taco> amsy, because he mentioned the holden volt
00:00 <amsy> which is an opel ampera
00:00 <amsy> no beehhh
01:00 <Taco> regardless of manufacturer, electric vehicles make no sense in australia for environmental concerns. They're more damaging because of our chosen methods to generate electricity. * excluding Tasmania
01:00 <beehhh> i like those cars in the mad max fury road
01:00 <amsy> thats just in australia though
02:00 <katatonic_kate01_> according to taco
02:00 <Taco> not according to me, no
02:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah yeah
02:00 <katatonic_kate01_> next
02:00 <beehhh> some shooting was done in nambia
03:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i guess you're not aware of the solar powered 'fuel' stations
04:00 <Taco> I guess you're not aware of the CO2 emissions involved in solar manufacturing, and the limited life of solar panels
04:00 <katatonic_kate01_> no, i'm aware of it
04:00 <Taco> solar is just moving the emissions to china
04:00 <Taco> so that you can dream about green grassy fields in mudgee
05:00 <katatonic_kate01_> why would i be doing that
05:00 <Taco> while mudgee is really just full of people like me, standing around naked, drinking beer and shooting at roos
05:00 <katatonic_kate01_> mudgee is a hole
05:00 <katatonic_kate01_> note to self - never go to mudgee
05:00 <Taco> They have wineries in mudgee
05:00 <Taco> Bitches love that shit
05:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah hunter valley is better
06:00 <milk> bitches love plonk
06:00 <Taco> Tas is apparently the future of wine
06:00 <katatonic_kate01_> everything is better in tassie
06:00 <milk> fuck wine, the future is beer
06:00 <Taco> Yeah, even the racism
06:00 <katatonic_kate01_> which is why you should totes move down there
07:00 <Taco> Probably am
07:00 <katatonic_kate01_> to a remote part
07:00 <Taco> It just doesn't make good sense with my career right now
07:00 <Taco> Nah Hobart probably
07:00 <milk> almost pay day, slap down a carton of beer and a carton of ciggies
08:00 <Taco> You can buy houses just a couple km from hobart cbd for $200k
08:00 <milk> seems expensive
08:00 <Taco> Compared to Sydney?
08:00 <milk> well you get horses for much less in pies
09:00 <Taco> I prefer chicken/cat pies
09:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ew
09:00 <milk> oh I'm sorry, you said houses
09:00 <milk> Sydney is full of homosexuals
09:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and?
10:00 <milk> homosexuals make everything expensive
10:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sif
10:00 <milk> homosexuals deliberately make everything as expensive as possible so they can impress young boys with how much they spend
10:00 <Taco> milk, that isn't true
11:00 <Taco> there are more homos in melbourne
11:00 <katatonic_kate01_> homo experts
11:00 <katatonic_kate01_> winning!
12:00 <milk> bung breakers
12:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :|
12:00 <katatonic_kate01_> next
12:00 <milk> shirt lifters
12:00 <Taco> http://www.shaman-australis.com/forum/index.php?s=4a89dd1c97299ff947baae4ca4f1176f&showtopic=3332#entry29113
14:00 <milk> koala beer
16:00 <katatonic_kate01_> random
16:00 <milk> one power bill, and I'm going postal
16:00 <katatonic_kate01_> nn
17:00 <milk> going to get her arse rammed to pay the rent
18:00 <beehhh> as long she pays
43:00 <Loof> this is what i spent my morning doing: http://i.imgur.com/CwOzlUm.jpg
45:00 <grem> very constructive use of time
50:00 <Loof> lol
50:00 <Loof> spent most of the time looking for missing pieces
50:00 <Loof> 4 year old was "helping" me
51:00 <grem> nice
52:00 <Loof> :)
36:00 <Mew> Serenity http://i.imgur.com/KcUgTDo.jpg she was running up and down the hallway holding her boobs too but by that time id completely forgotten about the handbra photo lol
39:00 <Serenity> rofl
40:00 <Mew> its our joint 25th in September I'll try get one for you then haha
41:00 <Serenity> haha mass hand bra
41:00 <Mew> in da club
42:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10438159_10206806992911870_7249378343688289170_n.jpg?oh=427f9f3a1c313ab9581fb31b0a22334d&oe=562B6CE6
42:00 <Mew> why ty
43:00 <Doodle> ^_^
46:00 <gs69azza> who is in the pic?
47:00 <Mew> my bff
49:00 <gs69azza> single?
50:00 <gs69azza> wait don't answer that haha
50:00 <Mew> are you?? lmao
50:00 <Serenity> aaron!
52:00 <Mew> she the one that does pole dancing 
52:00 <Serenity> i just cooked the best bacon
52:00 <gs69azza> nah I have enough on my plate already
53:00 <Doodle> a potato?
53:00 <gs69azza> strong potato
54:00 <gs69azza> pole dancing appears to be hard, my hat is off to those who can do it
55:00 <Serenity>  hot potato hot potato
56:00 <Mew> yeah I don't even think I could hold myself up
56:00 <Doodle> i reckon i could
56:00 <Mew> shes in the advanced class now, took 3 years tho
56:00 <Doodle> but it would be horrific for anyone watching
56:00 <Mew> well I'm 74kgs today so you prob could!!
57:00 <Mew> From 90 :(
57:00 <Doodle> oer good job
57:00 <Mew> thx
57:00 <Doodle> pics of boobs to celebrate
58:00 <Serenity> lolll
58:00 <Dugnuts> hahaah
59:00 <Doodle> worth a try
00:00 <gs69azza> congrats on the weight loss
00:00 <gs69azza> i weighed 104 this morning :( not 120 yet
00:00 <gs69azza> 16kg to go
02:00 <Doodle> then do you morph into your true form
02:00 <gs69azza> it won't be my final form
02:00 <Doodle> it might be an ogre
03:00 <Serenity> loool
03:00 <Mew> it took me 1.5yrs lol
04:00 <Doodle> better l8 than never
04:00 <Mew> Ya
04:00 <Doodle> i didnt start looking after myself til i was almost 30
04:00 <Doodle> paying for it now
04:00 <Doodle> i'll be dead by the end of the year
05:00 <Doodle> ok maybe not but still
05:00 <Mew> nope
05:00 <Mew> not allowed
05:00 <Serenity> can i have your penis when you go
05:00 <Doodle> no
06:00 <Serenity> :(
06:00 <Doodle> i'll be using it in the afterlife to turkey slap paulie
06:00 <Serenity> loool
06:00 <Doodle> he'll be walking along and BISH
06:00 <Doodle> cockinthefaec
06:00 <Serenity> he would love it
07:00 <Doodle> yeah i'm only a beginner ghost
07:00 <Doodle> iunno how to scare ppl
08:00 <gs69azza> if a ghost turkey slapped me, I'd be scared
08:00 <gs69azza> so you're on the right track
08:00 <Serenity> lol
08:00 <Doodle> haha
08:00 <Doodle> gobble gobble
08:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/HNRdjSk.jpg
08:00 <Serenity> id be all.. ohh hellooo i sleep with no pance on
08:00 <Serenity> ok
08:00 <Mew> bewbz
09:00 <gs69azza> can't click
09:00 <gs69azza> damn it
09:00 <gs69azza> at werk
09:00 <Doodle> lol sezz
09:00 <Mew> they're not nakey
09:00 <Mew> Sfw
09:00 <Doodle> phwoar
10:00 <Mew> haha
10:00 <gs69azza> whose bewbz are they?
10:00 <gs69azza> your stripper friend?
10:00 <Doodle> mine
10:00 <Mew> mine
10:00 <gs69azza> i mean pole dancing friend
10:00 <Doodle> i waxed them
10:00 <Mew> nah lol
10:00 <Doodle> and put on a nice top
10:00 <gs69azza> to click or not to click
10:00 <Mew> do it
10:00 <Doodle> and a wig
10:00 <gs69azza> clicked
10:00 <Serenity> just do it
10:00 <gs69azza> look good
10:00 <Serenity> ffs aaron youre so dramatic
10:00 <Mew> ty
10:00 <gs69azza> now barring up
10:00 <gs69azza> thanks
10:00 <gs69azza> nah
11:00 <gs69azza> I'm like trying to be good
11:00 <Mew> LOL
11:00 <Serenity> ahahahah
11:00 <Serenity> ok
11:00 <Mew> such a liar
11:00 <British^Meat> y he so horny?
11:00 <gs69azza> old mate messaging all morning asking if we are doing lunch on friday
11:00 <gs69azza> my boss wants me to bring her out for drinks on friday night
11:00 <Serenity> "doing" lunch
11:00 <Doodle> drugs British^Meat
11:00 <Serenity> im super horns but not on drugs
11:00 <gs69azza> nah I'm way worse off drugs than on drugs
12:00 <Serenity> ok.. a little bit of drugs
12:00 <gs69azza> I haven't had any drugs today
12:00 <gs69azza> oh wait
12:00 <Doodle> .
12:00 <Serenity> i had coffee
12:00 <gs69azza> 4iu gh and 50mg anavar 
12:00 <Serenity> is that a drugs
12:00 <gs69azza> other than that, no drugs
12:00 <Doodle> i had a pipe
12:00 <Doodle> was gr8
12:00 <Doodle> no sarah
12:00 <Doodle> you lightweight
13:00 <gs69azza> munted not even once
13:00 <Serenity> aw :(
13:00 <gs69azza> I've got this porn star telling me drugs are bad too
13:00 <Doodle> *mounted
13:00 <gs69azza> jesus
13:00 <Doodle> ok josh
13:00 <gs69azza> haha mounted not even once
14:00 <Serenity> whyy did they only make one season of this show
14:00 <Serenity> wah
14:00 <gs69azza> hemlock grove has 3 seasons
14:00 <gs69azza> don't watch it.
15:00 <gs69azza> first season takes the entire 13 episodes to work out what the fuck is going on, but creates many questions
15:00 <British^Meat>  <+Doodle> ok josh 
15:00 <British^Meat> looooool
15:00 <Doodle> i knew someone would get it
15:00 <gs69azza> questions which don't get answerred and more questions raised in season 2
15:00 <British^Meat> i was thinkikng the exact same thing when he was crapping on about it yesty
15:00 <British^Meat> we are akin
16:00 <Doodle> porn stars are revolting btw
16:00 <Doodle> just sayin
16:00 <Serenity> i sae 
16:00 <Serenity> i saw the nudes she sent him on snappers
16:00 <gs69azza> nah this chick is like hawt
16:00 <Serenity> shes ok
16:00 <gs69azza> wood plow.jpg
16:00 <Serenity> bit little for my taste
17:00 <Doodle> can you see her ribs?
17:00 <gs69azza> nah
17:00 <Doodle> can you see the incisions from her fake tits?
17:00 <Serenity> no ribs
17:00 <Doodle> is she orange?
17:00 <gs69azza> I'm gonna look for that
17:00 <Serenity> lol!
17:00 <Doodle> pass
17:00 <gs69azza> yes orangish
17:00 <gs69azza> jakes
17:00 <Serenity> blonde
17:00 <gs69azza> she tans
17:00 <gs69azza> red hair atm
17:00 <Serenity> so thats auto not my type
17:00 <Doodle> nobody wants to fuck an oompa loompa plastic figurine
17:00 <British^Meat> lol
17:00 <Doodle> except other porn stars
18:00 <gs69azza> lol
18:00 <Serenity> lol
18:00 <gs69azza> I just wanna do it as an experience
18:00 <Doodle> and bodybuilders with shirt man syndrome
18:00 <Doodle> *short
18:00 <Serenity> shirt man lol
18:00 <Doodle> well
18:00 <gs69azza> Apparently I look like I'm shrinking because I'm getting wider
18:00 <Doodle> no shirt man syndrome
18:00 <gs69azza> so it's short man sydnrome all over
18:00 <Doodle> good grief
18:00 <Doodle> when are you getting leg lengthening surgery
19:00 <gs69azza> never
19:00 <gs69azza> I want to be as wide as I am tall
19:00 <Doodle> go on 
19:00 <Doodle> its only a few months of excruciating pain 
19:00 <gs69azza> witnessed
19:00 <Doodle> think of all the plastic pussy you'll get
19:00 <gs69azza> i can get it already
19:00 <Doodle> think of all the dashboards you could see over
19:00 <gs69azza> I'm happy with where I'm at though
19:00 <Serenity> ahahah
20:00 <gs69azza> otherwise my dick may fall off one day
20:00 <Serenity> when i was a kid there was this dude that loved up the road
20:00 <Doodle> olawd
20:00 <Doodle> he must have been horny
20:00 <Serenity> he had this ridix 4x4 that was lifted n shjt
20:00 <Serenity> but he was like 5'5 lol
20:00 <Doodle> haha
20:00 <Serenity> it looked so dumb
20:00 <Doodle> did he carry a stepladder in it
20:00 <Doodle> i'm the opposite i cram myself into short low cars
20:00 <Serenity> he had a booster pillow so he could see hahah
20:00 <Doodle> like a clown
20:00 <gs69azza> my mate chris is probs 5'5
21:00 <Doodle> loooooooool
21:00 <gs69azza> looks insane
21:00 <Doodle> booster pillow!
21:00 <gs69azza> has crazy genetics
21:00 <Serenity> he did!
21:00 <Doodle> thats awesome
21:00 <gs69azza> but we all give him shit asking if he needs a booster seat to go to work and shit
21:00 <Doodle> i have to lower every fucking seat i sit in
21:00 <Serenity> rofl
21:00 <Doodle> even the hairdresser tells me to
21:00 <Doodle> i'm like you knew i was coming
21:00 <Serenity> lol
25:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/Bhk4CUY.jpg
25:00 <Mew> that's two fucking hands holding her on
25:00 <Doodle> upside down miss jane
25:00 <Doodle> that would come in handy
26:00 <Doodle> for getting in all those hard to reach places
26:00 <Mew> flip top head
26:00 <Serenity> imagine doing that nude
26:00 <Serenity> jeepers
26:00 <Doodle> ok
26:00 <Serenity> lool
27:00 <Mew> her bf installed the pole at their house for that exact reason haha
27:00 <Doodle> he's not silly
27:00 <Doodle> and its in the kitchen so she never has to leave
27:00 <Doodle> cook food, pole dance, do dishes, pole dance
27:00 <Serenity> ive got a friend who does pole too
28:00 <Doodle> set for life
28:00 <Serenity> its pretty cool
28:00 <Doodle> [12:27] <Serenity> ive got a friend who does pole too
28:00 <Doodle> are you married to him
28:00 <Mew> LOL
29:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/7sq9Jq8.jpg
29:00 <Serenity> shut up roodle
29:00 <Doodle> god stop it
30:00 <Doodle> i'm about to go have a shower and it has to be quick
30:00 <Doodle> this isnt helping
30:00 <Serenity> hahah
31:00 <Mew> it'd give you abs of steel
31:00 <Serenity> when she first started
31:00 <Serenity> she had so many black bruises from it
31:00 <Doodle> racist
32:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <beehhh> http://www.googlesheepview.com/
39:00 <Doodle> sezz
39:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11425234_10153539276987275_1866391291311136135_n.jpg?oh=a58f42060adeefeadf1e40217c0f95b9&oe=56205158&__gda__=1445705493_5ca68a1f111cf34b42cf72979885f6c9
39:00 <Doodle> just came off the boat
39:00 <Doodle> yee and indeed haw
40:00 <beehhh> fuel price about to get a hike
40:00 <beehhh> thanks to either parties broken promises
41:00 <beehhh> doesnt mean green will do any better, everything is just fuct
42:00 <Doodle> who cares you ride a bike
44:00 <beehhh> tell that to your elderly neigbours whose got dementia and 80 plus
44:00 <ShadowLurker> hes too poor to own a bike
46:00 <beehhh> most of the holdens will become an artifacts or a sculpture due to the price hike
46:00 <beehhh> cops wont come on the scene either due to a price hike
46:00 <beehhh> of the damn fuel
48:00 <Mew> my friend applied for the same house as me and because we got it and not her.. her mum has now deleted me off fb and won't talk to us when we see her lmao
50:00 <gs69azza> i found out they they use some sort of sticky shit to do it, I've attempted and just slide down the pole
50:00 <gs69azza> but now I know how it's done
50:00 <beehhh> nz got hammered by the elnino pattern of climate change
50:00 <gs69azza> 200 people died from the heat wave in pakistan
50:00 <beehhh> gina rienhearth now buying off all the dairy farms across vic n qld
51:00 <beehhh> it was old news gs69azza
51:00 <gs69azza> that happened last night
51:00 <beehhh> should be 2million
51:00 <gs69azza> really old
51:00 <beehhh> night before yesterday
51:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-06-23/climate-change-and-its-impacts-on-public-health/6564860
52:00 <Serenity> yeee hawww
53:00 <beehhh> canda n nawrwy where everyone is betting at
57:00 <faux> Lol mew
57:00 <faux> People are so fucking childish 
58:00 <Mew> ikr
58:00 <Mew> if she'd got it and not me I wouldn't give a shit lol
59:00 <Mew> and my friend doesn't care either its just her mum
59:00 <faux> I have a friend who will update her Facebook status to WHY DOES EVERYONE IGNORE AND HATE ME if you don't answer her call cos you're fucking pissing 
59:00 <faux> Like you could call her back in 10 mins and she'd bitch and moan about how people hate her
59:00 <faux> I hate people
59:00 <Mew> omg lol
00:00 <Mew> its like they're addicted to drama
00:00 <faux> Yeah
00:00 <faux> They need something to cry about
01:00 <faux>  Mm lunch time
15:00 <British^Meat> some of u guys use whatsapp yer?
15:00 <British^Meat> do you know if it is available on tabs?
16:00 <fawks> you need a phone number
16:00 <Serenity> you can't use it on a device that doesn't have a phone number
16:00 <fawks> for whatsapp
18:00 <British^Meat> i see, cheers
31:00 <fawks> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3133508/Britain-s-fattest-man-33-dies-ballooning-65-stone.html
31:00 <fawks> wahh
31:00 <fawks> :'(
34:00 <Serenity> fucking hell
34:00 <Serenity> dem titties
38:00 <British^Meat> lol
38:00 <British^Meat> i thought he died ballooning
38:00 <British^Meat> was wondering how it'd even get him up in the air
50:00 <smashmouse> dem titties on a surfboard baby, dem titties know they drive me crazy
50:00 <smashmouse> dem titties up agains the glass fk it
50:00 <smashmouse> dem titties drawn on my mates arse!
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> why hello there
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
39:00 <British^Meat> indeed, greets to thee
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
41:00 <British^Meat> nowt
41:00 <British^Meat> making a cd to listen to on the way to and from work
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice
50:00 <smashmouse> hitler is plotting with the legion of doom to assassinate jesus.
54:00 <British^Meat> wot u doin kate?
54:00 <British^Meat> now im playing ps4
54:00 <British^Meat> so i will be gawn
54:00 <British^Meat> soon
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm bits and pieces….
02:00 <Doodle> far out nearly got blown away out there
02:00 <Doodle> and not in a good way
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wouldn't mind being blown away, in the good way!
04:00 <Doodle> indeed
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> someone go to work for me?
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> please
28:00 <amelia> no way mang you're on yo own
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh
31:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10369214_894686830603924_3680624808695153452_n.jpg?oh=65fcfdacc23e11a9cdcdf80b0f6d1845&oe=55F311C2&__gda__=1441994152_dcc0bbbd08d82c2c067512207c2d578c
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> !!
32:00 <British^Meat> we could all just all quit our jobs
32:00 <British^Meat> that'd show the government
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… i like money
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i can buy stuff and things
33:00 <Doodle> mm things
33:00 <British^Meat> yer, its pretty awesome
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> so… yeah no
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you guys watch hannibal?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's pretty fuckin' kick ass
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> just sayin'
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima watch that…  chat to yo' cunts later….  <3
35:00 <British^Meat> lovely
37:00 <Serenity> I downloaded the very first ep when it came out but never watched it
45:00 <smashmouse> hate that Hannibal was on free to air
45:00 <smashmouse> and now exclusive to cable :/
49:00 <smashmouse> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/v/t34.0-12/11655092_10205224092663328_1690418161_n.jpg?oh=124e161f4d6954aa0e6fb175b57f2ec1&oe=558AA905&__gda__=1435166941_77a4df6dbee31bcd8dc70800949bacc6
49:00 <smashmouse> lol
49:00 <smashmouse> Got Honey?
16:00 <Skirmish> The internet. A dark carnival of Humanity's most wretched impulses. 
16:00 <TheRon> the internet is for porn
20:00 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: John Oliver?
21:00 <Skirmish> Yes
22:00 <TokenDaRing> good vid that
27:00 <TheRon> i'm having a mixed grill for tea
34:00 <TheRon> kitty at my foot and i wanna touch it
51:00 <TheRon> moving to the country i'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
54:00 <Q{{> what else they got
54:00 <Q{{> peaches, nectorene
54:00 <TheRon> peaches come from a can, they were put there by man, in a factory downtown
55:00 <Serenity> if I had my little way id eat peaches every day
59:00 <Doodle> *vaginas
59:00 <TheRon> i'm not a gynaecologist but i'll have a look anyway
03:00 <Doodle> me going through maccas drivethru
03:00 <Doodle> https://www.facebook.com/streetfx/videos/10155575910535112/
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I've found the best chinese place
04:00 <Bastardly_One> expensive though
04:00 <TheRon> golden crown?\
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Mr Rice
04:00 <TheRon> it's been around a while
05:00 <Bastardly_One> they do this chicken that is just chicken strips that is out of this world
05:00 <Doodle> the best chinese place is china
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I don't order out much but the housemate did recently
05:00 <Doodle> crispy dog with plum sauce
05:00 <Doodle> yum
05:00 <Doodle> or as they call it in china
05:00 <TheRon> i like my cashew chicken from that place near maxi foods
05:00 <Doodle> prum sauce
06:00 <Bastardly_One> general zso chicken or something
06:00 <TheRon> i get mine on a bed of fried rice
06:00 <Bastardly_One> $14 a container but yum as
07:00 <TheRon> Mr Lice
07:00 <Doodle> kekekeke
07:00 <TheRon> ben folds - adelaide
10:00 <Bastardly_One> there is one problem with them though
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fried rice isn't really fried
11:00 <TheRon> so picky
14:00 <TheRon> my order is simple
14:00 <TheRon> a shit load of dim sims and a bucket of soy sauce
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not fussed but I think that is what I might get
14:00 <Bastardly_One> min order of $20 though
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'll have to share considering he has on occassion
21:00 <TheRon> i'm rockin' the suburbs just like michael jackson did
23:00 <Serenity> well it is fried in a wok
23:00 <Serenity> if youve ever made it.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> usually
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's more boiled
23:00 <Serenity> um
23:00 <Serenity> no
23:00 <Bastardly_One> really soft and lose
23:00 <Serenity> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> no, this shit
23:00 <Bastardly_One> not the proper deal
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I've noticed that twice he's shared some ... it's more boiled tasting
25:00 <Serenity> its probably steamed rice you idiot haha
25:00 <Loof> wot a tard
25:00 <Serenity> i should make fried rice
25:00 <Serenity> mot sure i cbf
26:00 <Serenity> not
27:00 <TheRon> howitt st is good fried rice, you can taste the wok
27:00 <Loof> get decent internet jizz monkey
28:00 <Skirmish> ... says Loof. King of the poor people. 
28:00 <Loof> king of the poor people would still be richer than your broke ass
29:00 <Loof> so clean my toilet you gay sperm donor
29:00 <Skirmish> lol borken Loof logic. 
29:00 <Loof> bet Skirmish is with bigpond
29:00 <Loof> he seems pretty dumb
30:00 <Loof> dumber than dogshit in fact
31:00 <smashmouse> im with bigpond
31:00 <Loof> imagine the shit crusts all over that seat Skumish sits on 24/7 at work
31:00 <Skirmish> I work for a whole day at a time? 
31:00 <Skirmish> Every day? 
32:00 <TheRon> i want a girl with the short skirt and a long jacket
32:00 <Loof> i bet there's a whole colony of bacteria thriving in the she shit stained fabric of that fat cunts seat
32:00 <Loof> most security guards smell
32:00 <smashmouse> girls r shit mang
32:00 <smashmouse> u needa MAN!
32:00 <smashmouse> wit tits
32:00 <smashmouse> ;D
33:00 <Skirmish> Is loof is a rage mood? 
33:00 <Serenity> wow lol
34:00 <Skirmish> Loof must have been molested by a security guard once. 
34:00 <TheRon> no doubt - just a girl
35:00 <ShadowLurker> loof is just psychotic
37:00 <Loof> wash your ass skumish it's a biohazard ffs
39:00 <Skirmish> Did the bad security guard touch your ass Loof? 
42:00 <TheRon> i'm a bloke i'm an ocker and my best mates name is robbo
45:00 <Serenity> nope
46:00 <Loof> Skirmish is such a narcissistic gay bashing homo that he sits on his handkerchief all day, then sleeps with his face on it so that he can smell the farts he did during the day while he sleeps - reliving his “past glories” knowing full well those farts were the crowning achievements of his day...
46:00 <Serenity> Im a bloke Im a yobbo and me best mates name is robbo**
46:00 <TheRon> my bad
46:00 <TheRon> i had bitch playing
47:00 <Serenity> or im a bloke im an ocker and i really love your knockers
47:00 <TheRon> you are way too familiar
49:00 <Serenity> wot
49:00 <TheRon> wot/
49:00 <TheRon> the verve - freshmen
50:00 <TheRon> the verve pipe
50:00 <Skirmish> I just lost on facebook 8 ball to a paki kid. Shutting it down in disgust and going for dinner. 
51:00 <Serenity> whats for dinner
51:00 <Serenity> i cbf doing anything
51:00 <TheRon> chicken
52:00 <TheRon> it's what you do with it
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to scroll
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the order is fried then you expect fried not soft boiled shit with very little other than rice to it 
53:00 <TheRon> love this song
53:00 <TheRon> "she fucking hates me!"
00:00 <Skirmish> Ana fucking hates me ... na na na na
00:00 <TheRon> if i had $1,000,000 i'd buy you a house
00:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Crumbed steak with oven baked broccoli/carrot/zucchini
01:00 <faux> Noooo why would u ruin steak by crumbing it
01:00 <faux> :'(
01:00 <TheRon> chicken with cheese wrappep in bacon
01:00 <Skirmish> It came like that from the meat man.
01:00 <Serenity> fuck off crumbed steak is amazing
01:00 <Serenity> yuou dont use scotch filets lol
01:00 <Skirmish> Kayla oven bakes the crumbed steak so it's not soggy and it's awesome and crunchy. 
02:00 <Serenity> my kids would eat crumbed steak for days, but i make my own bougt stuff is gross
02:00 <faux> na na naaaaa
02:00 <Serenity> crumbed veal hnngg
02:00 <Bastardly_One> crumbed steak is the only way I can eat read meet
03:00 <faux> read meet
03:00 <Skirmish> READING THE MEET. 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> veal "schnitzel" ... yum
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oops ... *red
03:00 <faux> red meet
03:00 <Serenity> schnitzel 'crumbed' its the fucking same thing
04:00 <Bastardly_One> basically
04:00 <Skirmish> I thought the only way you would be able to eat red meat would be by putting it through a food processor first B1. 
04:00 <faux> lmao
04:00 <TheRon> not baby cow!!
04:00 <Serenity> harsh lol
04:00 <faux> dat denture lyf
04:00 <Serenity> i think he still has his teeth
04:00 <Bastardly_One> it's almost true
04:00 <Serenity> yes baby cow is the best
04:00 <Serenity> hnngg
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and makes for bland eating
05:00 <TheRon> who will save your soul//
05:00 <amelia> jewel will
05:00 <Serenity> the baby cows
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate it when you get a corden bleu or however it's spelt
05:00 <Serenity> i dont think ive ever eaten one of those
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and they forget to mention it's tasty cheese and the cheese over powers it
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the same as a veal schnitel but with ham and cheese
06:00 <Serenity> i see
06:00 <amelia> I've never heard of veal cordonbleu
06:00 <amelia> its always chicken i thought
06:00 <Bastardly_One> just ham and cheese on top of it
07:00 <Bastardly_One> cordon bleu is veal
07:00 <TheRon> i had such a crush on jewel
07:00 <amelia> ...
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ... all you like 
07:00 <amelia> .......
07:00 <Serenity> gordon blergh
07:00 <TheRon> ramsay?
08:00 <Serenity> he'll do
08:00 <Bastardly_One> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cordon_bleu_(dish)
08:00 <Bastardly_One> read for yourself
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it's veal
09:00 <Serenity> id probably use something like jarlsberg or something
09:00 <Bastardly_One> chicken is specically chicken cordon bleu
09:00 <TheRon> i heard you on my wireless back in '2
09:00 <TheRon> 52]
09:00 <TheRon> \
09:00 <faux> specically
10:00 <Serenity> lying awake intent on tuning in on you
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs, typo city today
11:00 <Bastardly_One> specifically as well 
14:00 <simba> kum
14:00 <simba> the movie
14:00 <TheRon> porno?
15:00 <simba> TheRon the porno
15:00 <TheRon> a short film
15:00 <simba> heehahaheh
15:00 <couleurs> :)
15:00 <couleurs> go dees
17:00 <TheRon> we can be happy underground
18:00 <couleurs> bin bolds bive
19:00 <TheRon> yes
22:00 <simba> ben smokes weed
23:00 <couleurs> ^_________________^
24:00 <TheRon> you reckon tim rogers smokes weed?
28:00 <TheRon> at first i was affraid i was petrified, i kept thinking i could live by your side......
29:00 <simba> lol
29:00 <simba> i was just trying to remember who mark esders was
29:00 <simba> and i remembred he thinks thats my name
30:00 <simba> prob paid someone for that info
30:00 <Serenity> whos he
30:00 <simba> idk he just thinks its me
30:00 <simba> he = shads
35:00 <Taco> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11095662_10153488858429665_8780163582494619154_n.jpg?oh=b8aaaf8d74e304bf7739fc1e3836dd7b&oe=5627CB6E&__gda__=1441733223_383f8cf87c7e47fe8f262b7f71127522
36:00 <Taco> if only simba had WD40
36:00 <TheRon> oh i wish i had a river i could skate away on
36:00 <simba> is that a strain?
37:00 <TheRon> a strain of AIDS yes
54:00 <TheRon> i got thick skin and an elastic
54:00 <TheRon> heart
01:00 <simba> i got thick skin and an elastic
01:00 <simba> heart
02:00 <TheRon> gotta live gotta live in shit town
03:00 <smashmouse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOwblaKmyVw
03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Miley Cyrus - The Backyard Sessions - "Jolene" Views: 53,812,101 Uploader: Miley Cyrus Uploaded: Dec 24, 2012 Duration: 3m0s Rating: 4.87
03:00 <smashmouse> awww sah good
03:00 <simba> opened disliked and closed
03:00 <TheRon> dear god
03:00 <simba> 9698
05:00 <smashmouse> its so good :D
06:00 <couleurs> xD
07:00 <smashmouse> lol@this simba https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wm2ZPU3R9M
07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: MILEY CYRUS REALLY STEPS UP HER RAUNCHINESS ON STAGE "LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK" Views: 2,714 Uploader: Hipster Cat Uploaded: May 19, 2015 Duration: 1m13s Rating: 2.75
07:00 <smashmouse> she nuts
09:00 <couleurs> xD
41:00 <Skirmish> YAY sick tomorrow!
41:00 <Skirmish> WOOO!
45:00 <MrMark> booo!
52:00 <smashmouse> no
52:00 <smashmouse> no boos
53:00 <smashmouse> bew hew
53:00 <smashmouse> goodgame at 8 30 reviewing baaaatmang
53:00 <smashmouse> now to teach a mouse to nibble my nipples
54:00 <TokenDaRing> hot smashmouse
55:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11053206_1453644921602834_5196483548341967652_n.jpg?oh=189cfa96f55d69d38a32aedd166455e9&oe=561D8A17
57:00 <StrykerX> Doodle: Hope you're not sharing your bfs dick pix
57:00 <Doodle> no theyre just for me <3
58:00 <smashmouse> :D
11:00 <couleurs> that a lot of boobs
13:00 <nate> good to share
14:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me?
15:00 <nate> cc where are we going!
15:00 <nate> beach?
15:00 <nate> ohh yeah
15:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF2ayWcJfxo
15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: C+C Music Factory - Things That Make You Go Hmmmm.... ft. Freedom Williams Views: 3,134,568 Uploader: CCMusicFactoryVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 5m9s Rating: 4.84
18:00 <couleurs> ahehaehaeh
19:00 <NotStrykerX> Everybody dance now!!
19:00 <nate> i think cc's playin tic tac hoe!
21:00 <couleurs> ticci tacca
26:00 <smashmouse> make a little dove
26:00 <smashmouse> mouse down tonite
26:00 <smashmouse> mr mouse
27:00 <smashmouse> nattteee call me mr mouse ;)
29:00 <fawks> no greater feeling than letting your hair down and brushing it after its been up all day hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
32:00 <Maurice> It's almost orgasmic
32:00 <fawks> yesssss
32:00 <fawks> on par with takin your bra off
33:00 <Maurice> Best
33:00 <Maurice> When I wear my ibis clip it's such a relief to take it off
33:00 <Maurice> Feels like it bruises my head
33:00 <Maurice> But it's the only one that holds my hair
33:00 <smashmouse> fox
33:00 <smashmouse> but nothin better than doin it wid ur top off ;)
33:00 <smashmouse> n no bra.
34:00 <fawks> i just tie mine w a hair tie
34:00 <fawks> no clippies
35:00 <Maurice> My hair ties stretch too quick
35:00 <Maurice> LIKE YOUR VAG
35:00 <fawks> LOL
35:00 <fawks> buy the thicker ones
35:00 <fawks> the thinner ones stretch easy
36:00 <Maurice> I should get scrunchies and relive my childhood
36:00 <fawks> scrunchies are cute
36:00 <Maurice> If you're under 5
46:00 <Taco> Ahh sweet
46:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
46:00 <Taco> They've announced a new wonder drug that cures aids, ebola and cancer
46:00 <sludge> meth?
46:00 <Taco> nah
47:00 <Taco> its totally legit
47:00 <TheRiddler> snake oil
47:00 <TheRiddler> inb4 weed lol
47:00 <sludge> wouldnt it be hilarious if the cure to ebola was bath salts
47:00 <Taco> Kim Jong-un, inventor of the hamburger, has created this drug
48:00 <TheRiddler> llaughter
48:00 <TheRiddler> taco you're a loon
48:00 <Taco> Its just as valid as global warming
50:00 <Picard> The Kiling Season
51:00 <Picard> Gillard is a filthy Labor slut
51:00 <Taco> You just wanna fuck her
59:00 <TokenDaRing> Serenity: don't call yourself Sarah, you know who will start stalking you again
59:00 <Serenity> ahaha
59:00 <Doodle> STOOOORMS ARE BREWIN IN YOUR EYESSSSSSS
59:00 <Serenity> i just had to change passwords
59:00 <Doodle> SAAAAAAAAAAAAARAHHHH
59:00 <Serenity> i love when you yell my name
59:00 <Doodle> ;)
08:00 <Picard> Taco id rather fuck you and Doodle
08:00 <Doodle> leave me out of it
09:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11535792_413256445543237_5926150240195661798_n.jpg?oh=4153d8ebbfeaac915569dc451d8b9db6&oe=562E24EF&__gda__=1441404121_87cde6634753af4fd8fa221e48014520
09:00 <Doodle> me irl
09:00 <Picard> you're in the middle dude
09:00 <Doodle> i'm nobody's double adaptor thx
11:00 <Picard> news for you matey
13:00 <fawks> me irl https://www.facebook.com/ixdaily/videos/10153417680263331/?pnref=story
13:00 <fawks> 4 Doodle
13:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNk6-0rDdto
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mustache song scene (A million ways to die in the west) Views: 73,895 Uploader: seif ashraf eissa Uploaded: Oct 10, 2014 Duration: 1m51s Rating: 4.93
13:00 <Doodle> lol wtf
14:00 <fawks> toounaiiiiiiight
14:00 <fawks> ROFL
14:00 <fawks> her voice
14:00 <fawks> pls watch it all
14:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
14:00 <Doodle> its hurting me
14:00 <fawks> rofl
15:00 <Doodle> fuuucking hell 
15:00 <fawks> tooonaiiiiiight takeme tode uddersiiiiiiiiiiide
15:00 <Doodle> longest 4 mins ever
15:00 <Doodle> why wouldnt you shoose a song you can actually sing
15:00 <Doodle> SHOOSE
15:00 <Doodle> choose
15:00 <fawks> lmao
16:00 <fawks> at like 2:55 you think its over
16:00 <fawks> then it keeps going
16:00 <fawks> ffs
16:00 <Doodle> *hope
16:00 <fawks> lmao
16:00 <Doodle> man
16:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAPzPmCgD6w    <---- ROFLMAO at the sheep at the end of this little dance. 
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: A million ways to die in the west. Views: 5,570 Uploader: Andrew Ditter Uploaded: Nov 25, 2014 Duration: 0m23s Rating: 4.46
16:00 <Doodle> that dude must be like 'i'd fuck you but just shut up'
17:00 <fawks> lmao
17:00 <fawks> y u still talking bich
17:00 <fawks> Picard has gone quiet 
17:00 <Doodle> god
17:00 <fawks> im disturbed
17:00 <Doodle> i need to clean my ears out
17:00 <Picard> huh?
17:00 <Doodle> with acid
17:00 <Picard> im watching tv
17:00 <Picard> abc
17:00 <Picard> killing season
17:00 <Picard> u should watch it, u may learn something
17:00 <Doodle> lol fawks
18:00 <Picard> fawks serious question here
18:00 <Doodle> did u see me irl going through maccas drivethru
18:00 <Picard> a muslim man dies he goes to heaven and gets all those virgins, what does a woman get??
19:00 <Skirmish> Nothing. Women don't go to heaven.
20:00 <Doodle> https://www.facebook.com/streetfx/videos/10155575910535112/
20:00 <Travis> They get it on
21:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish
21:00 <Picard> good answer
21:00 <Picard> so the virgins are all boys?
21:00 <milk> hey yo yo
21:00 <Picard> thank fuck im not muslim
21:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing might convert if he reads this
21:00 <milk> the secrets are up little boys bottoms
21:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: talking about me again?
21:00 <fawks> why do you retards ask me muslim questions like i know
22:00 <fawks> use google ty
22:00 <Picard> u are muslim
22:00 <fawks> lol
22:00 <fawks> ok
22:00 <Picard> dont u know
22:00 <fawks> im muslim
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <fawks> no but it seems you do
22:00 <TheRiddler> pictard
22:00 <couleurs> i'm mueslim 
22:00 <Picard> i got nfi about anything :P
22:00 <Skirmish> ALLAH AKBAR!
22:00 <fawks> we know
22:00 <TheRiddler> I'm a musuem
22:00 <fawks> ive taken shits with a higher IQ
22:00 <Picard> fuck u mole
23:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
23:00 <Picard> hope you get herpies
23:00 <Picard> again!!
23:00 <TokenDaRing> I'm a museli
23:00 <Skirmish> You've probably taken shits with more hair on them too fawks
23:00 <TheRiddler> owned
23:00 <milk> so much chicken
23:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish
23:00 <fawks> lame Skirmish
23:00 <Picard> bald is good
23:00 <milk> KFC night
23:00 <Picard> chics love to rub my head
23:00 <smashmouse> batman review on goodgame wooo
23:00 <TheRiddler> what is there to rub
23:00 <fawks> and then u wake up
23:00 <Picard> my head moron
24:00 <TheRiddler> what is there to rub
24:00 <Picard> read what i said!!
24:00 <Doodle> wut iz dere 2 rub
24:00 <Picard> oh ffs this stupid cunt
24:00 <Doodle> m8
24:00 <Picard> they like the baldness 
24:00 <Picard> geees
24:00 <milk> means your virile
24:00 <TheRiddler> you're telling porkies
24:00 <Doodle> do you think you're vin diesel?
24:00 <TheRiddler> or eating them then telling them
25:00 <TokenDaRing> all the women who rub his head think he's gay
25:00 <Doodle> 'i live my life a quarter pounder at a time'
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <Doodle> 'and for those 3000kj... i'm free'
25:00 <milk> swinging from one cheeseburger stunner to the next
25:00 <Picard> i dont think im anyone other than me
26:00 <TheRiddler> I've heard of girls rubbing a head because the guy has a fuzz top
26:00 <TheRiddler> but not bald
26:00 <TheRiddler> be like rubbing a balloon
26:00 <Picard> well shave ya head, get out of the house and test my theory
26:00 <Skirmish> When you rub Picard's head it sounds like wet sneakers on a tiled floor. 
26:00 <Doodle> loool
26:00 <TheRiddler> lolll
26:00 <Doodle> like a basketball game
27:00 <milk> Picard, why are people so unkind?
27:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Kamahl - One Hundred Children.mp3 (2.63MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:52)
28:00 <Picard> milk some are just born cunts, others work on it
29:00 <milk> polished cunts?
29:00 <Doodle> i practice for a few hours every day
29:00 <Picard> u dont need to Doodle, you're just a natural cunt. like me.
30:00 <Doodle> i still like to keep abreast of current trends
30:00 <Picard> nice
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol watching highway patrol
43:00 <smashmouse> i wana fuh q like a manimal
44:00 <smashmouse> i wanaaaaaaa feel u frum teh outsides
44:00 <smashmouse> ahehuhu
45:00 <TheRiddler> butchering lyrics
47:00 <smashmouse> :D
47:00 <smashmouse> i got fkn lyrics for ya
48:00 <smashmouse> You don't have to search and question
48:00 <smashmouse> I have the purse and the murder weapon
48:00 <smashmouse> Never get a second chance to make a first impression
48:00 <smashmouse> I'm no virgin, a murderer, and I'm an urban legend
48:00 <smashmouse> Rather be of real service than to serve in Heaven
48:00 <smashmouse> I don't like cops, I don't like co-operators
48:00 <smashmouse> I don't like traitors or story corroborators
48:00 <smashmouse> In any problem I'm the common denominator
48:00 <smashmouse> My behaviour is the product of intoxicators
48:00 <smashmouse> I'm just blood addicted, it's the other liquid
48:00 <smashmouse> I'm above the limit off of the blood of the wicked
48:00 <smashmouse> Don't even ask, there's somebody in the bodybags
48:00 <Skirmish> I wish you would drink bleach already smashmouse.
49:00 <smashmouse> The blood matches that's on the hatchets and hockey mask
49:00 <smashmouse> I'm never traumatized, I don't have to compromise
49:00 <smashmouse> I don't have economize the homicides
49:00 <smashmouse> You tell reasons to take the will my faith is nil
49:00 <smashmouse> I believe that even Jesus has a way to kill
49:00 <smashmouse> hahahahaha Skirmish you actually hate me thas lols forever hunny baebz!
50:00 <Skirmish> If I hated you I would want to be the one that ended your miserable existance. I am so lacking in caring I just want you to hurry up and do it yourself. 
50:00 <smashmouse> yeah that sums up the hate thing
51:00 <Skirmish> You are so stupid. Your mother must be so unhappy with how all her effort turned out. 
51:00 <smashmouse> annndddd ya care enough to comment for a third consecutive time
51:00 <smashmouse> loser :P
52:00 <smashmouse> you and Oskar should go out pickin up chicks
52:00 <smashmouse> see u two on the nightly news
52:00 <smashmouse> after you murder some women.
54:00 <couleurs> I'm Sexxy :P
54:00 <smashmouse> unf!
54:00 <smashmouse> batman!
56:00 <couleurs> xD
59:00 <fawks> thestig
02:00 <TokenDaRing> couleurs: http://i.imgur.com/SAQPGiJ.gif
02:00 <TokenDaRing> soccer stuff
04:00 <smashmouse> o i just read that comment lol MY MOM!
04:00 <couleurs> seen it
04:00 <couleurs> FAKE AND GAY
04:00 <smashmouse> couleurs has seen everything football EVER
04:00 <smashmouse> he has a testical hair from pele
08:00 <couleurs> hOmO
09:00 <smashmouse> xD
09:00 <smashmouse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rgtp_qOfHA
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cage - Ballad of Worms Views: 269,085 Uploader: Elusiveillusion Uploaded: May 20, 2009 Duration: 4m37s Rating: 4.85
14:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 FiFa
14:00 <fawks> ye
15:00 <couleurs> ok
15:00 <fawks> be there or be squarez
16:00 <Picard> couleurs is that code for any 14f into fucking anal?
17:00 <couleurs> ...no
17:00 <fawks> gross
17:00 <couleurs> agreed.
17:00 <Blarp> "...no" code for "yes, but I'm now embarassed you picked up on it"
17:00 <Blarp> :P
18:00 <couleurs> Shut Up, Pieter !
19:00 <Picard> lol 
19:00 <Blarp> :D
19:00 <Picard> couleurs is besties with b1, what do u expect
20:00 <couleurs> huehuehue
23:00 <couleurs> n e other gossip baldies?
24:00 <Skirmish> [22:16] <Picard> couleurs is that code for any 14f into fucking anal?   <----- The most shocking part of this comment is not what it says ... it is that nobody is at all suprised that he thought about it. 
25:00 <Skirmish> Picard = Child Exploitation.
26:00 <simba> [22:16] <Picard> couleurs is that code for any 14f into fucking anal?   <----- The most shocking part of this comment is not what it says ... it is that nobody is at all suprised that he thought about it. 
26:00 <couleurs> yes, Picard accidentally revealed his pedophilia phantasy to the world wide websters
29:00 <Picard> he did?
29:00 <Picard> looks like he exposed u
29:00 <TheRiddler> .
29:00 <couleurs> lol
30:00 <TheRiddler> he said anyone for fifa
30:00 <TheRiddler> you exposed yourself
30:00 <TheRiddler> now gtfo pedo
30:00 <Picard> i exposed his and b1's code
30:00 <TheRiddler> .
30:00 <simba> ur a faggot Picard fuck off
31:00 <Picard> simba dont be angry because i rejected you
31:00 <simba> dont type
31:00 <Picard> dont waste oxygen cunt, suicide please
31:00 <couleurs> Picard is the worst
31:00 <simba> "suicide"
31:00 <simba> lol
31:00 <simba> commit?
32:00 <simba> dont waste oxygen
32:00 <TheRiddler> dont waste food picard
32:00 <TheRiddler> we're in a crisis
33:00 <TheRiddler> entering even
33:00 <simba> brilliant
33:00 <simba> u get him TheRiddler
34:00 <couleurs> #owned
36:00 <slower> seriously Picard, it serves you right being abused. Every time you join, no matter what the conversation, you drag it into the gutter
37:00 <simba> exactly right Picard is the embodiment of hatred and satan
37:00 <simba> Picard is the shitstain on #melbourne
37:00 <simba> and we are working hard on his internet being disconnected behind the scenes
37:00 <Blarp> Are we supposed to be looking at the pretty lights in the sky tonight?
37:00 <couleurs> when Picard isn't watching free to air television he like to talk shit
38:00 <simba> im looking at them on google maps
38:00 <Picard> what lights Blarp
38:00 <smashmouse> simba Blarp: couleured Cop
38:00 <smashmouse> FUCK YO PURDY LIGHTS
39:00 <smashmouse> fk yo romantic shit, i like a bitch thatll suck the dick for a pile of coins, tucked inna fist!
39:00 <Blarp> Aurora Australis, supposed to be extra bright tonight, and tomorrow
40:00 <smashmouse> yeah i saw pics from csiro on fb
40:00 <couleurs> did u preorder FiFa 16 yet bro xD
40:00 <smashmouse> lel nuh
40:00 <smashmouse> first game ima buy prob mortal kombat X
40:00 <smashmouse> or preorder black ops 3
41:00 <smashmouse> finally a game out (batman) that shows what next gen can do
41:00 <simba> whats that
41:00 <simba> look pretty 
41:00 <couleurs> f u then
41:00 <couleurs> some barca nub is beating me 2-0 atm
41:00 <couleurs> i blame Picard 
42:00 <simba> camp 
42:00 <simba> finally a game out (pong) that shows what next gen can do
42:00 <couleurs> ok
46:00 <smashmouse> James Horner died
46:00 <smashmouse> :/
46:00 <smashmouse> why the musicians
46:00 <smashmouse> WHY NOT JAMES CAMERON!
46:00 <couleurs> ok somehow it ended up 3-3 every1 thank u 4 the support
48:00 <couleurs> who...
48:00 <Picard> Blarp what direction?
48:00 <Blarp> Picard look south.... 
49:00 <Picard> k
49:00 <Blarp> way down south
49:00 <Blarp> turns out it's less than expected at the moment, and only visible from new zealand, in the south island
50:00 <Picard> i cant see nz from here
50:00 <amelia> one time i thought rottnest island was nz
50:00 <Picard> lol
50:00 <Blarp> http://www.aurora-service.net/aurora-forecast/
51:00 <Blarp> turns out there is a website devoted to the aurora forecast
51:00 <TheRiddler> I once thought rottnest island was connected by bridge
51:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahah
51:00 <TheRiddler> but that was just ship to shore
51:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
52:00 <Blarp> mind you the website has everything for the data people, the visual people and the graph people
52:00 <Blarp> guages and everything
53:00 <Serenity> oh ash hahah
54:00 <TheRiddler> I bet if it was connected by bridge the place would become shitty
55:00 <Serenity> I got. seasick going to that shit hole
56:00 <TheRiddler> I bet the seas get rough there
57:00 <TheRiddler> err
57:00 <TheRiddler> like most of the time
59:00 <Serenity> it's only a ferry that goes across so its not too bad most of the time
59:00 <Serenity> this time of year would be shite
00:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
01:00 <Maurice> I haven't been since I was 17
01:00 <Serenity> i was 12
01:00 <Serenity> we went for camp
01:00 <Maurice> I went at 12 for camp too!
01:00 <Maurice> Fucking teachers making us cycle up the hills to the lighthouse
02:00 <Serenity> oh goddd we did the cycle thing all over the island
02:00 <Doodle> teenage girls always do their cycle thing all over 
02:00 <Maurice> It sucked balls
03:00 <Maurice> When I went at 17, I just got drunk
03:00 <Serenity> i had a broken foot! 
03:00 <Serenity> i broke it jumping off a jetty
03:00 <Serenity> and the teacher told me it was just bruised
03:00 <Serenity> cunt.
04:00 <Maurice> I hope you parked your bike in her bike rack
04:00 <Doodle> poodlemans mum told my mum i sprained my wrist when the bone was almost poking out of my arm
04:00 <Maurice> With great force
04:00 <Doodle> bitch
04:00 <Maurice> Sounds like she's as clever as herson
04:00 <Maurice> Plus space
04:00 <Doodle> so i had to wait 4 hours for surgery cos she gave me fucking panadol
05:00 <beehhh> today i watched jurassic park on the biggest screen
05:00 <couleurs> was it projected on ur mom's azz
05:00 <beehhh> but if i get ten pounds an hour i could manage my lifestyle once more
06:00 <simba> good 1
06:00 <couleurs> thx fkn owned!!!
06:00 <smashmouse> lol
06:00 <Doodle> ten pounds an hour
06:00 <Doodle> your ass would hurt after a while
07:00 <beehhh> your moms ass so big she cant take a dump
07:00 <simba> so would ur dick ;D
07:00 <couleurs> xD
07:00 <Doodle> lol ok settle guise
07:00 <simba> Doodle n shimoon do paris
08:00 <Doodle> i dont have a mom beehhh
08:00 <beehhh> one of my cousin got his green card today after ten years studying there
08:00 <beehhh> in uk
08:00 <smashmouse> :(
08:00 <Maurice> How does having a big arse stop you from shitting
08:00 <Doodle> nfi
09:00 <Doodle> you'd think it would facilitate it better
09:00 <beehhh> skinny people shits a lot did you know
09:00 <Maurice> Like you'd unclench and it'd fall out
09:00 <Doodle> plop
09:00 <Maurice> Like whores when they give birth
09:00 <Maurice> Uncross their legs and let rip
09:00 <fawks> just cough
09:00 <Doodle> sllllllp
09:00 <fawks> foooomp
09:00 <Doodle> lol
09:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: fuck off
09:00 <Doodle> we do gud sound efex
10:00 <couleurs> #asschat
10:00 <couleurs> now trending in melb
10:00 <beehhh> too much fat doesnt digest if you have fish n chips everyday with beer
10:00 <fawks> if ur poops float u hav 2 much fat in ur diet
10:00 <TokenDaRing> is that why you're short and fat
10:00 <fawks> pooptalk
10:00 <Doodle> i poop rainbows
10:00 <Doodle> its really scary
10:00 <Doodle> :(
10:00 <fawks> is there a pot of gold at teh end
10:00 <Doodle> yes and a leprechaun :(
11:00 <Doodle> EVERY TIME
11:00 <fawks> hehe
11:00 <fawks> st patricks day in your torlet
11:00 <Serenity> I pooped purple omce
11:00 <Serenity> scary
11:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <fawks> was it grimace
11:00 <beehhh> as a twin im 5'11 n carry enough strength to run a muck n did that for years
11:00 <Doodle> drink guinness shit black
11:00 <Serenity> oh and blue
11:00 <Doodle> have a barium meal shit grey
11:00 <Doodle> or white
11:00 <Serenity> jacks makes your poop black
11:00 <Doodle> eat heaps of licorice shit green
12:00 <fawks> pieter tar shits
12:00 <Doodle> get bowel cancer shit red
12:00 <Serenity> beetroot made mine purple
12:00 <couleurs> i wonder who pooped beehhh out...
12:00 <Serenity> herion makes your poop like pieters was
12:00 <Serenity> apparently
12:00 <TheRiddler> or liver cancer
12:00 <couleurs> who pooped teh beehhh's out... who who
12:00 <beehhh> like to pick an old skanky whore while shes on ice off the street
13:00 <Doodle> why have you both seen his shit
13:00 <Serenity> he posted photos
13:00 <Serenity> of his toilet bowl full of tar poo
13:00 <TheRiddler> he poops pure black tar heroin
13:00 <Doodle> i dont even know why i asked
13:00 <Doodle> i should have known
13:00 <Serenity> lol
13:00 <beehhh> mostly aussie sheilas are easy to seduce they have compassion for me
14:00 <Serenity> i didnt know what it was
14:00 <Serenity> or i wouldn't have clickes
14:00 <Serenity> clicked
14:00 <Doodle> something from the ring by the sounds of it
14:00 <Doodle> except not coming out of the tv
14:00 <Serenity> it was fucking awful
14:00 <Serenity> fawks do you watch gossip girl
14:00 <beehhh> it was paid for no parties enfourced anything
14:00 <TheRiddler> in 7 days pieter's leg fell off
15:00 <fawks> i finished it
15:00 <Serenity> im watching for the first time
15:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: don't they have irc networks for banglideshi or malays?
15:00 <fawks> xoxo
15:00 <TheRiddler> what you watching now fawks?
15:00 <fawks> the last ep was the worst
15:00 <Serenity> yeah dalnet
15:00 <Serenity> fuck off there
15:00 <fawks> im watching teh flash rn
15:00 <TheRiddler> cool
15:00 <beehhh> i could be your relatives if i didnt use condoms TokenDaRing
15:00 <fawks> eheh
15:00 <TheRiddler> the flash girl was at sydney this weekend
15:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah go piss off to dalnet, beehhh, you can chat to some of your fellow asylum seekers
15:00 <Doodle> keke
15:00 <fawks> WHEN I NEED MOTEEEEEEVAYSHUN
16:00 <TheRiddler> because the arrow 1 canceled
16:00 <Serenity> blair is annoying
16:00 <Serenity> so is serena
16:00 <fawks> WHAT
16:00 <fawks> oh
16:00 <fawks> omg
16:00 <fawks> i thought u said arrow got cancelled
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00 <fawks> had a heartattack
16:00 <TheRiddler> no
16:00 <Serenity> lol
16:00 <fawks> lo sez
16:00 <TheRiddler> they are shooting arrow now
17:00 <TheRiddler> probably
17:00 <fawks> [23:16] <TokenDaRing> fuckstick beeh
17:00 <fawks> [23:16] <TokenDaRing> I'd run you over
17:00 <fawks> [23:16] <TokenDaRing> and put you in an oven
17:00 <fawks> [23:16] <fawks> im not beehh
17:00 <fawks> [23:16] <fawks> awkward
17:00 <fawks> ma
17:00 <fawks> lmao
17:00 <Serenity> hahahhaha
17:00 <fawks> so angry
17:00 <Serenity> oops
17:00 <beehhh> <TokenDaRing> fuckstick beehhh <TokenDaRing> I'll run you over and put you in an oven
17:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh gets upset when you say stuff like that to him
17:00 <TokenDaRing> usually he quits straight away
17:00 <Serenity> ahahahhaha
17:00 <Serenity> that tickled my funny bone
17:00 <fawks> beehhh doesnt give an actual shit what anyone says
17:00 <fawks> lol
18:00 <TheRiddler> he doesn't understand
18:00 <Serenity> thats cause hes actually slow
18:00 <fawks> he comes on
18:00 <fawks> does his thing
18:00 <beehhh> http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=40017&d=1331855046
18:00 <fawks> and leaves when he pleases
18:00 <fawks> see
18:00 <Serenity> hahha
18:00 <fawks> OL
18:00 <fawks> l
18:00 <TokenDaRing> oh shit beehhh has brain damage
18:00 <TokenDaRing> ?
18:00 <TokenDaRing> I feel kinda bad now
18:00 <Serenity> hes in a world of his own
19:00 <beehhh> cause your lab made shitty drugs
19:00 <Serenity> hahah see
20:00 <beehhh> mad max on 1080p today check it out
20:00 <Serenity> hnngg
20:00 <fawks> banging de drum like dum di de deyyyy
21:00 <fawks> i wanna hear u callin my name like hey mama mama hey mama mamaaaaa
21:00 <beehhh> https://watch32hd.org/watch_Mad_Max_Fury_Road_2015.html#video=-ax8GwopxI1G3fP6V2JptO7dPJrdUY9SNsNx6el3b1k
21:00 <fawks> fuck this song is annoying
21:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: don't they have cinemas in sarawak?
21:00 <beehhh> yes i went to a one this arvo the biggest in miri watched jurassic park only with ten other folks
22:00 <Serenity> .
22:00 <Serenity> dude what the fuck is wrong with you?? seriously
22:00 <TokenDaRing> is that because no one can afford to go to the cinema in miri?
23:00 <beehhh> http://cms.gsc.com.my/WebLITE/Applications/productcatalog/uploaded/pics/corporate/banner_aboutus.jpg
23:00 <TokenDaRing> cool story
24:00 <beehhh> monday is usually quiet plus you get to use your student discount
28:00 <smashmouse> lol
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> Peeps n freaks!
34:00 <beehhh> brb facewash
36:00 <beehhh> <TokenDaRing> why don't you want to come back to australia?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think he has a cyber crush on you beehh
37:00 <beehhh> i was with norell earlier she lost heap of weight fasting in ramadan, poor girl
37:00 <fawks> lmao
38:00 <beehhh> so cute we cried together then hugged
38:00 <couleurs> did her penis weight fall off
38:00 <couleurs> xD
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
39:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
39:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hai2u
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sup?
39:00 <TheRiddler> not much
40:00 <TheRiddler> warming myself up
40:00 <TheRiddler> you?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> At work :|
41:00 <TheRiddler> really?
42:00 <TheRiddler> what do you do for work?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> Women's refuge....
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sleep over shift... Joy!
49:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
51:00 <Taco> heh what a sucker
51:00 <Doodle> so she'd be able to introduce me to lots of chicks
52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
52:00 <Doodle> oh wb
52:00 <TheRiddler> wb katatonic_kate01
52:00 <Doodle> shh everyone
52:00 <thestig> the bogan has returned
52:00 <thestig> HI YOUR PORK CHOPS
52:00 <thestig> HIDE
52:00 <Doodle> i never left m8
52:00 <fawks> STIG
52:00 <thestig> hi doodle 
52:00 <fawks> i needed u earlier
52:00 <Doodle> sup g
53:00 <fawks> i have questions pls
53:00 <thestig> hi fawks 
53:00 <fawks> hi
53:00 <fawks> do u know the wheelchair dude in flash is he the yellow fast dude idgi
53:00 <fawks> OR DO WE END UP FINDING OUT IF SO DONT SPOIL IT
53:00 <thestig> lol
53:00 <thestig> that would be one fast wheelchair 
54:00 <fawks> cos the yellow dude beat him up but then you see the yellow suit in his room thing
54:00 <TheRiddler> I can answer that
54:00 <fawks> LOL he  can walk ok
54:00 <TheRiddler> yes
54:00 <fawks> yes what
54:00 <TheRiddler> he's the reverse flash
54:00 <fawks> omg but how
54:00 <thestig> lol you said no spoliers
54:00 <fawks> the dude in the force field beat him up
54:00 <fawks> IM SO CONFUSED
54:00 <fawks> lol
54:00 <fawks> its ok im at ike ep 15
54:00 <fawks> il be done in the next 2 days
55:00 <Taco> Doodle, they're within your standards too
55:00 <fawks> didnt know u watched it ash
55:00 <Doodle> 2 rite
55:00 <TheRiddler> it's because of how fast he is
55:00 <TheRiddler> I watched the eps where he revealed himself lol
55:00 <fawks> so we saw double?
55:00 <fawks> OMG
55:00 <fawks> shoosh
55:00 <fawks> LOL
55:00 <fawks> ok
56:00 <fawks> spending me days watching superhero shit instead of doing me uni work
56:00 <fawks> good job.
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <TheRiddler> yes
56:00 <TheRiddler> what you going to watch after flash?
56:00 <fawks> idk
56:00 <thestig> after you finish flash watch the justice league flashpoint paradox 
56:00 <fawks> ew
56:00 <fawks> too ma ny words in the title
56:00 <TheRiddler> supertroopers
56:00 <fawks> lol
56:00 <fawks> nope
56:00 <fawks> ew i tried watcing the walking dead
57:00 <fawks> i wanted to die 20 mins in
57:00 <TheRiddler> umm
57:00 <thestig> it is a cartoon but it is good
57:00 <TheRiddler> firefly
57:00 <fawks> theres some new show  called sense8
57:00 <TheRiddler> castle
57:00 <TheRiddler> watch castle
57:00 <fawks> u watch him
57:00 <Taco> I think kate left because she's getting mugged
57:00 <Doodle> watch porn
57:00 <Taco> whatevs
57:00 <thestig> watch daredevil please
57:00 <fawks> look guise
58:00 <fawks> idk
58:00 <fawks> ill see
58:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDj_bN0L8XM
58:00 <Doodle> you know my suggestion was the best
58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How every company in America can save 23% on wages Views: 338,439 Uploader: Maddox Uploaded: Apr 18, 2015 Duration: 5m41s Rating: 4.87
58:00 <fawks> lol
58:00 <TheRiddler> castle is about a fictional crime author that get's involved with the police to solve cases
58:00 <Doodle> porn is about sexy time
58:00 <fawks> porn gets boring after 7 mins
58:00 <Doodle> yeah
58:00 <Doodle> so does sex
58:00 <Doodle> i'm a busy man
58:00 <fawks> espesh teh blowjob scene
58:00 <fawks> pls
59:00 <Maurice> Who lasts 7 mins?
59:00 <Doodle> omnomnom
59:00 <TheRiddler> I always foward to the climax
59:00 <fawks> ya mum
59:00 <Doodle> me, 3 times
59:00 <TheRiddler> also I only watch girls masturbating lol
59:00 <fawks> i fast forward teh bj's
59:00 <fawks> ofc u do
59:00 <Doodle> i fast forward to the credits
59:00 <fawks> are they also pregnant
59:00 <TheRiddler> sometime
59:00 <TheRiddler> s
59:00 <fawks> LOL
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <Doodle> haha
59:00 <Maurice> I fast forward to look of discomfort on their faces
59:00 <fawks> doesnt give a shit 
59:00 <fawks> love it
59:00 <Maurice> To the*
59:00 <Doodle> yeah porn is sposed to be fucked up
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