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00:00 <simba> a bit
00:00 <amelia> looks stunning
00:00 <amelia> sleepysleepy
03:00 <Maurice> You have haircut
03:00 <Maurice> You soviet russia
05:00 <simba> You take the point.
08:00 <Maurice> If I'm taking the point, I want the whole thing
09:00 <simba> u can have the whole thing
10:00 <simba> all for you
10:00 <simba> (janet jackson)
11:00 <Maurice> I don't want that nipple slipper
12:00 <simba> janet or mike tho
12:00 <simba> mike post alien invasion
19:00 <simba> i filmed this guy literally on speed taking 10 minutes to order a weird pizza with mushrooms capsicum and olives "and oregano and tomato sauce", he left his car running with the door open outside the whole time and ran out to get his wallet when paying, then told the guy to come knock on the window when it was ready like its his house
19:00 <simba> he leaned over to us and said "that was a fucken ordeal" after cos we had been laffing
19:00 <simba> he looked STRESSED OUT
20:00 <simba> hi Loof u missed my pizza story
20:00 <Loof> how do you find where to go for quests?
20:00 <simba> u just learn
20:00 <simba> ;D
20:00 <Loof> fuck
20:00 <simba> u just get em and do em
21:00 <Loof> i got a few quests
21:00 <Loof> but where i have to go to do it is beyond me
21:00 <simba> we will solve this riddle
22:00 <simba> u should be able to work it out by following the story and who gave it to u and why ETC
22:00 <Loof> i've mastered xsplit now :D
22:00 <simba> sweet
22:00 <simba> upload urself doing it
22:00 <simba> !!!
24:00 <simba> now following
24:00 <simba> ~~~ANAL~~WARRIOR~~~
24:00 <Maurice> Get off of my twitter
27:00 <simba> Follow me XD
29:00 <smashmouse> I'm just blood addicted, it's the other liquid, I'm above the limit off of the blood of the wicked!
29:00 <smashmouse> xD say jedi mind (jedi mind!)
30:00 <smashmouse> teh Bartmarn
41:00 <simba> Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa 
42:00 <smashmouse> :D
42:00 <smashmouse> hmm not sure this cop movie is 4 me :/
43:00 <smashmouse> ima watch Savages dat looks gewd
43:00 <Serenity> schling schling schlop schlork
43:00 <smashmouse> snorks
44:00 <smashmouse> i could cop a bogn rite noowww gime gime gime now now aids aids yum
46:00 <smashmouse> u guis bein borung
46:00 <smashmouse> :(~
59:00 <British^Meat> simmy simba chu there?
06:00 <simba> hi
08:00 <British^Meat> re-greets
09:00 <British^Meat> i doubt your interested, but big dubs have ps4's 2moro for $398 2 games
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> orange is the new black is awsome
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes binge watching here
10:00 <Maurice> I'm on the 2nd last ep right now
11:00 <Maurice> I don't know what I'll do when I'm finished
11:00 <Maurice> I may cry
11:00 <British^Meat> is it like, funny?
11:00 <Maurice> Bits of it
12:00 <Maurice> But theirs tits and bush
12:00 <Maurice> Can't complain
12:00 <Maurice> Theres*
17:00 <Serenity> 2i got the book today mauricio
17:00 <Maurice> The Piper book?
18:00 <Serenity> yuh
18:00 <Maurice> It's really good, I didn't think I'd like it but I did
18:00 <smashmouse> DONT FUCK WITH WALMART!
18:00 <Maurice> It's my sisters book, she's read it but refuses to watch the show
18:00 <Maurice> Wierdo
18:00 <Maurice> Weirdo?
18:00 <Maurice> One of em
19:00 <Maurice> Thankfully that was short and not sweet
20:00 <smashmouse> ps4!
20:00 <smashmouse> owned couleurs OWNED u
20:00 <smashmouse> owned ur g g ghosst
37:00 <smashmouse> o man
37:00 <smashmouse> smokin a bong with ice stacked in it
37:00 <smashmouse> nice
37:00 <smashmouse> ima do that ness time
37:00 <smashmouse> simba u eva do that?
38:00 <Maurice> 'im not a druggie'
39:00 <smashmouse> ?
39:00 <smashmouse> how's choofin from time to time make anybody a druggie?
39:00 <smashmouse> its ganja man
39:00 <smashmouse> its just a weed
39:00 <Maurice> Ice isn't weed
39:00 <smashmouse> a rich man can sit in his penthouse drinking expensive scotch, smoking expensive cigars
40:00 <smashmouse> poor man cant even plant a weed in his yard.
40:00 <smashmouse> ice as in frozen water Maurice
40:00 <Maurice> Uh huh, nice cover
40:00 <smashmouse> dude did it in Savages just then
40:00 <smashmouse> IT'S IN THIS MOVIE LOL
40:00 <Maurice> And for the record, I don't give a shit about weed, I have been known to smoke it
40:00 <British^Meat> hah i remember now
40:00 <smashmouse> chill winston
40:00 <British^Meat> u once said "i dont consider weed a drug"
40:00 <Maurice> Or inject, whichever
40:00 <British^Meat> So whenyou say u dont do drugs u mean it 
40:00 <British^Meat> funny as
41:00 <smashmouse> yer
41:00 <Maurice> Or when he says he doesn't do any drugs
41:00 <smashmouse> im all for legalization now
41:00 <Maurice> But weed isn't a drug so it's ok
41:00 <smashmouse> it's not a synthetic drug
41:00 <British^Meat> hah
41:00 <smashmouse> and it aint cocaine or heroin
41:00 <Maurice> Then why is it illegal and kronic isn't
42:00 <smashmouse> because it'll put your kids in an early grave miho
42:00 <smashmouse> shit is disgusting
42:00 <British^Meat> so weed isnt a drug?
43:00 <British^Meat> so u dont do drugs?
43:00 <smashmouse> thassit
43:00 <Maurice> It's natural
43:00 <Maurice> Der
43:00 <British^Meat> valiums?
43:00 <Maurice> Like opium
43:00 <smashmouse> i take medication but that's because of mental illness
43:00 <smashmouse> vdiazapam
43:00 <smashmouse> they dont sell valium anymore
43:00 <British^Meat> and they aint drugs
43:00 <smashmouse> they're medicine
43:00 <British^Meat> points, are points drugs?
43:00 <smashmouse> for MDD and OCD
43:00 <smashmouse> and epilem now for epilepsy
44:00 <British^Meat> lol jesus christ
44:00 <smashmouse> ?
44:00 <smashmouse> jesus christ what
44:00 <smashmouse> had a full on seizure last week.
44:00 <smashmouse> problem?
44:00 <Maurice> If you use mental illness as an excuse for everything, are you mentally ill?
45:00 <British^Meat> its like when ppl say "Im a vegetarian, except for chicken"
45:00 <smashmouse> when did I say I use mental illness as an excuse?
45:00 <smashmouse> that's insulting.
45:00 <Maurice> 'I'm vegan, but I love cheese'
45:00 <smashmouse> the fuck British^Meat, you smoke weed
45:00 <British^Meat> yes
45:00 <smashmouse> get off my case, acting like a fifteen year old girl.
45:00 <British^Meat> i smoke drugs
46:00 <Maurice> But weed isn't a drug
46:00 <Maurice> It's natural
46:00 <smashmouse> could apologise Maurice for the mental illness dig.
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> who says that…… I'm vegetarian except for chicken?
46:00 <British^Meat> oh, my bad
46:00 <Maurice> I wont
46:00 <smashmouse> offensive.
46:00 <British^Meat> i dont smoke drugs
46:00 <Maurice> Because you drag it out when it suits you
46:00 <smashmouse> no i dont
46:00 <Maurice> Yeah, you do lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yes you do
46:00 <Maurice> But you're so fucked you don't even know it
46:00 <smashmouse> and what's draggin it out when it suits me?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you always have
46:00 <British^Meat> I havent smoked drugs 4 times this yr
46:00 <smashmouse> the fuck
46:00 <smashmouse> you have no idea what you're on about
47:00 <Maurice> YOU OWE ME A BASKETBALL *psychotic rage*
47:00 <smashmouse> plain and simple you immature fuckups
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you bring out the I'm sorry I was nuts that night
47:00 <Bastardly_One> all the time
47:00 <smashmouse> i take meds for mental illness
47:00 <Bastardly_One> wow!
47:00 <smashmouse> no i dont
47:00 <smashmouse> dont say i do things i dont
47:00 <Maurice> Yeah, he does that in my PM when he's abused me in channel
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so do I ... do I need to tell the world?
47:00 <smashmouse> you old fool
47:00 <smashmouse> hah
47:00 <Bastardly_One> rather been an old fool that a tool
47:00 <smashmouse> you bring up one instance of me apologising
47:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
47:00 <smashmouse> as a person should when they are in the wrong
47:00 <smashmouse> like it's a bad thing.
48:00 <smashmouse> you got the script flipped honey
48:00 <smashmouse> that a tool?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he comes that rage
48:00 <Bastardly_One> *here comes the rage
48:00 <Bastardly_One> apology tomorrow yeah?
48:00 <smashmouse> dude you can poke the bear all you like
48:00 <smashmouse> i dont care
48:00 <smashmouse> you're not worth my anger
49:00 <Taco> I am Taco
49:00 <smashmouse> you're below me, and everybody else in this channel b1
49:00 <smashmouse> you're a shitkicker.
49:00 <smashmouse> leave it at that and stop trying to buddy up to Maurice and British^Meat.
49:00 <Taco> nah, B1 is better than tacos
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... sounds like you're angry there
49:00 <smashmouse> band wagon hopper.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> buddy up? ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
49:00 <smashmouse> text doesnt sound like anything
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> coming down smash?
49:00 <smashmouse> you mean context
49:00 <Taco> fite irl
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you've always been a raging spastic
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
50:00 <smashmouse> but when did a single figure iq ever let someone like you get old b1
50:00 <Maurice> If you had a quarter of a brain, you'd know British^Meat and I aren't exactly buds
50:00 <smashmouse> ever stop someone like you gettin old LOL@me
50:00 <smashmouse> multi taskin
50:00 <smashmouse> if you had that quarter Maurice you wouldnt jump the gun and think I was talkin to you
50:00 <smashmouse> when I clearly typed b1!
50:00 <smashmouse> idiot.
50:00 <Taco> I want pizza except everything is closed
51:00 <Bastardly_One> got a post of that in english at all?
51:00 <Maurice> I have a half and I have logs of your apologising and your shitty 'poems'
51:00 <smashmouse> you got logs!
51:00 <smashmouse> that's nice to know
51:00 <smashmouse> everybody needs a hobby.
51:00 <Maurice> Most include mummy issues
51:00 <Taco> oooh
51:00 <smashmouse> ahaha
51:00 <smashmouse> k
51:00 <Taco> smashmouse = joshua
51:00 <Taco> no wonder everyone hates him
51:00 <Maurice> Yes, Taco
51:00 <smashmouse> i dont have mother issues but aight
52:00 <Taco> smashmouse, you're a fuckwit
52:00 <smashmouse> now you've insulted me twice
52:00 <Maurice> Officer twenty seven thirty forty rape blah blah
52:00 <smashmouse> mental illness first, now "mummy issues"
52:00 <Maurice> Mummy watched etc etc
52:00 <smashmouse> you really want me to rage huh
52:00 <Maurice> I think you're already there
52:00 <smashmouse> officer 1269
52:00 <Maurice> 69
52:00 <smashmouse> u think raping a kid is funny?
52:00 <Maurice> How ironic
52:00 <Taco> you do have mummy issues josh... and mental illness
52:00 <smashmouse> funny how nobody can talk about your kids Maurice
52:00 <smashmouse> but you can pay me out for that.
53:00 <Maurice> I think you imagined it
53:00 <smashmouse> below the belt dude
53:00 <Maurice> Since you hate your mum one day, then love her the next
53:00 <smashmouse> why you talkin about my mother anyway?
53:00 <Maurice> Talk about bipolar
53:00 <Taco> wait josh, didn't you threaten people here and their children? wtf are you saying?
53:00 <smashmouse> shh taco
53:00 <Taco> I won't ssh taco
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I know Loof has done that 
53:00 <Taco> you're a fuckwit
53:00 <smashmouse> I got cut at Mew
53:00 <Taco> everyone knows it
53:00 <smashmouse> for spreading rumours
53:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds the MO of the standard raging idiot though
53:00 <smashmouse> yer i did.
54:00 <Maurice> You threatened Mews son
54:00 <Maurice> With rape
54:00 <smashmouse> was the only way to get to her
54:00 <smashmouse> and it worked
54:00 <Maurice> LOL
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I must of missed that 
54:00 <Maurice> The fucking fuck
54:00 <Taco> Are there any parents that come on Austnet who josh hasn't threatened, along with their children?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking sick creature
54:00 <smashmouse> here you are giving me shit about rape
54:00 <Bastardly_One> threatened a child with rape?
54:00 <smashmouse> ironic because you immedietly defend mew
54:00 <smashmouse> LOL
54:00 <Maurice> And here you are, an apparent 'rape' victim, threatening to rape a toddler
54:00 <smashmouse> you've got shit twisted homey
54:00 <smashmouse> no im not
55:00 <smashmouse> im not threatening anybody
55:00 <Maurice> (23:54:03) (Maurice): You threatened Mews son
55:00 <Maurice> (23:54:09) (Maurice): With rape
55:00 <Maurice> (23:54:15) (smashmouse): was the only way to get to her
55:00 <Maurice> (23:54:17) (smashmouse): and it worked
55:00 <smashmouse> you're diggin up skeletons been laid to rest a long time
55:00 <smashmouse> past is past Maurice
55:00 <Maurice> It was 3 mins ago
55:00 <smashmouse> focus on the now
55:00 <smashmouse> a clear reference to the past
55:00 <smashmouse> you got problems understanding english?
56:00 <Maurice> Good fucking god
56:00 <smashmouse> man you're not too bright.
56:00 <Maurice> Oh great
56:00 <Taco> LOL
56:00 <smashmouse> I mean shit me
56:00 <Taco> are you smoking crack josh?
56:00 <smashmouse> you're only in here with ops because ur sezzs friend.
56:00 <Maurice> You admitted to rape, but now it's in the past? LOL
56:00 <smashmouse> fk you think you are Maurice?
56:00 <simba> this is a car crash
56:00 <smashmouse> i said its true i was raped
56:00 <Bastardly_One> more than that simba
56:00 <smashmouse> and i said yes, i did threaten mew
56:00 <smashmouse> because it was the only way to get to her
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a train disaster
56:00 <Maurice> Am I the only one seeing this shit?
56:00 <smashmouse> and i thought she might stop harassing me
57:00 <smashmouse> so shoosh
57:00 <Taco> simba, I will give you WD40 so you can make josh move
57:00 <smashmouse> you're not god Maurice and you're not "better" than me.
57:00 <smashmouse> stop acting so high and mighty
57:00 <beehhh> i watched fury today on pc was fkn awesome
57:00 <smashmouse> fk no wonder people bitch about you behind ur back.
57:00 <simba> Maurice owns you
57:00 <Maurice> You just said youre a rapist
57:00 <smashmouse> beehhh that movie wasnt bad hey
57:00 <Maurice> Pretty sure I'm way better than you
57:00 <smashmouse> i never said i was a rapist
57:00 <smashmouse> dont mince words
57:00 <Maurice> You did lol
57:00 <smashmouse> that's low for somebody your age.
58:00 <beehhh> https://watch32hd.org/watch_Fury_2014.html#video=i-uYVpzKNHRY8gCd44pkt0sYFwHWkg_qwjijkC-KW54
58:00 <smashmouse> act accordingly
58:00 <simba> I'll rape you to death you inferior-than-Maurice rapist
58:00 <smashmouse> jesus christ
58:00 <beehhh> absolutely trew
58:00 <Maurice> simba, do the code knock and I'll let you in ;)
58:00 <smashmouse> simba you're the biggest pot head here
58:00 <Taco> May be so, but at least he isn't the biggest fuckwit
58:00 <smashmouse> joining up with tweedle dee makes you dumber.
58:00 <smashmouse> taco nobody on irc likes u dude shoosh.
58:00 <beehhh> brad pitt is the man
58:00 <Taco> I like me and I'm on IRC, so go fuck yourself
59:00 <Maurice> This is getting depressing
59:00 <smashmouse> yer
59:00 <smashmouse> you made it that way Maurice
59:00 <smashmouse> clap clap. accept responsibility ffs
59:00 <Maurice> LOL oh man
59:00 <smashmouse> people just want to chat, it's our right
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
59:00 <beehhh> i'll go to usa in PA for MBA in casino management from England
59:00 <smashmouse> and you gotta go on the attack and rage at them
59:00 <smashmouse> pullin out all the stops on me.
59:00 <Maurice> You're making a fool of yourself
59:00 <simba> lets hear more from beehhh
59:00 <Maurice> And beehhh is for joining
59:00 <smashmouse> that's what the fool said.
00:00 <smashmouse> gosh I honestly dont know how you've survived in this world for so long.
00:00 <beehhh> perth is the last city on my choice cause too expensive and too mant feral convicts
00:00 <Taco> beehhh, I watched this doco the other day about peoples sexual encounters with aliens. Like one guy got raped anally by an aliens probe. plz input to this topic
00:00 <simba> so who exactly has panda gone through in this drug addled world of his the past few years
00:00 <simba> me
00:00 <simba> British^Meat
00:00 <simba> Serenity
00:00 <smashmouse> mentality is down there with a fifteen year old girl lol
00:00 <simba> Maurice
00:00 <Maurice> My pot is yelling at my kettle 'BLAAAACK!!!! BLAAAAAAAAAAAACK!'
00:00 <simba> beagle
00:00 <Taco> black?
00:00 <smashmouse> drug addled world of mine?
00:00 <Taco> wood?
00:00 <smashmouse> ur one to talk simba
00:00 <beehhh> black is the new back
01:00 <smashmouse> you lie like it's natural for you
01:00 <simba> just get ridda teh riff raff
01:00 <smashmouse> so stoned off ur face 24/7 u ruin friendships
01:00 <smashmouse> come on irc and spin it around like it was me.
01:00 <beehhh> black lingere wouldnt fit nice on a black chick thou ya wont be able to notice it then
01:00 <smashmouse> one of the biggest shit kickers on irc.
01:00 <Taco> LOL
02:00 <smashmouse> knowin u guys, you can harass me but pretty soon I'll get banned because I stand up for myself
02:00 <Taco> josh posted some irc logs to facebook
02:00 <Taco> and nobody cared
02:00 <smashmouse> like you ban b1
02:00 <smashmouse> and anyone that stands up for themselves
02:00 <beehhh> Maurice dont wears pink either
02:00 <Maurice> I really don't
02:00 <smashmouse> you're pathetic, so leave it at that.. or do ya need the last word?
02:00 <smashmouse> cry babies.
02:00 <beehhh> good girl cause im having a pink magnum right now
03:00 <Taco> what does it taste like?
03:00 <Maurice> Nobody cares about the dick you are huffing
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <smashmouse> y not let beehhh alone
03:00 <smashmouse> he's just a human being
03:00 <beehhh> all the black workers trying to get to england from france via the channel
04:00 <simba> lol
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> beehhh NEXT
04:00 <beehhh> sneaking underneat the trucks and cars
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes
04:00 <simba> let beehhh speak
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> hell no
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is more annoying than me!
05:00 <smashmouse> nah ur not annoying
05:00 <simba> youre both worthy of centre stage
05:00 <smashmouse> didnt it used to be just katatonic_kate?
05:00 <beehhh> Hundreds of illegal immigrants shut down Channel Tunnel http://short.ninem.sn/k6OeucT
05:00 <beehhh> my mate got two kids now
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably
05:00 <beehhh> back in melb
05:00 <Taco> beehhh, why?
05:00 <beehhh> i remember the day he arrived got married to an aussie chilean girl
06:00 <smashmouse> ah k thort so
06:00 <smashmouse> i thought that said an aussie children girl
06:00 <smashmouse> must be tired
06:00 <beehhh> brad pitt is awesome im going to america
06:00 <smashmouse> you're goin' everywhere, apparently
07:00 <smashmouse> gonna be singin' that ive been everywhere MAN! song soon yo
07:00 <smashmouse> beehhh ima prescribe u some kush and u huff and puff that till u pass out k mister?
08:00 <Bonny> hmmm drug dealing now.. that's banable
08:00 <Taco> bread pitts
10:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2IpY6jhW90
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: I've Been Everywhere Man | Shortlist of Tropfest Australia 2014 Views: 17,645 Uploader: TROPFEST Uploaded: Jan 26, 2015 Duration: 1m51s Rating: 4.91
10:00 <Bastardly_One> would be bannable if it was actually drug dealing yes
10:00 <smashmouse> lol Bonny cmon
10:00 <smashmouse> we used to be friendly
10:00 <smashmouse> lol b1
10:00 <Bonny> I'm friends with no one.. I ban everyone
10:00 <Taco> I fought we are friends :(
10:00 <Taco> ePals
10:00 <Bonny> lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I know :P
11:00 <beehhh> you guys just had to banish me without any good reason but i'll have my pride
11:00 <beehhh> and never coming back
11:00 <smashmouse> thought we were friends taco
11:00 <smashmouse> cword
11:00 <Taco> I've been writing an intimate eLetter for you
11:00 <Bonny> I'm sure you have
11:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off beehhh you outstayed your visa
11:00 <smashmouse> oi b1 ill have ps4 next week btw :P
11:00 <smashmouse> LMFAO
11:00 <smashmouse> bam
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and tried to get away with it torching your own place
11:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up
11:00 <Bastardly_One> move on
11:00 <smashmouse> LOL
11:00 <beehhh> so thats it! no remours
11:00 <smashmouse> no remours i wonna dai
12:00 <Taco> Bastardly_One, be nice to the boat people mmkay
12:00 <beehhh> you give boat people 5 year safe heaven visa but nothing for me not even a post card
12:00 <Bonny> wrong.. the boat ppl are returned to where they came from
12:00 <Taco> beehhh, where do I send a postcard?
12:00 <beehhh> someday i'll have my own PObox
13:00 <Taco> I will send you one so simba can laugh at me for spending $1 on it
13:00 <smashmouse> indonesia needs to accept responsibility
13:00 <beehhh> send it to the parliament on helf
13:00 <smashmouse> and stop passing people off onto us
13:00 <smashmouse> this aint noahs fuckin ark.
13:00 <Taco> smashmouse, same applies to your mother?
13:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
14:00 <beehhh> i just got unlucky thats all
15:00 <Bonny> unlucky in getting caught with a prostitute?
15:00 <beehhh> you grow up and become wise learn from your mistakes and dont let them repeat again
15:00 <Taco> uhh wat
15:00 <beehhh> just cause it was cut in half
16:00 <Taco> prostition at a licensed brothel is a lawful activity, for anybody, visa or citizen
17:00 <beehhh> i made some bad choice and some bad decision when your in love you walk blind
17:00 <beehhh> paid the price and moved on
18:00 <smashmouse> taco, how does the same apply to my mother? im curious.
18:00 <Bonny> that's juswt it.. you haven't moved on.. it's constantly the same bullshit from you every night
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you into prostitution taco?
18:00 <smashmouse> lol fkn pipsqweek
19:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh
19:00 <Maurice> Because you hate your mother and rant on FB about her?
19:00 <smashmouse> Taco you still got your own network to complain about all of irc on?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> link the pic of the house fire article
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Taco wants to read it 
19:00 <Maurice> Then paste it in here
19:00 <smashmouse> wasw I talking to you Maurice?
19:00 <Maurice> Do I care?
19:00 <smashmouse> that's not my perogative
20:00 <smashmouse> seems you care enough to interject constantly and take digs at me.
20:00 <Bonny> its an open channel anyone is allowed to say anything they want
20:00 <smashmouse> yer but the abuse
20:00 <smashmouse> cmon man
20:00 <Bonny> if you don't like it, either leave or take it pm
20:00 <smashmouse> fella tries to chat
20:00 <smashmouse> and starts copping abuse
20:00 <smashmouse> that's bannable.
20:00 <Bonny> you'e threatened to rape their kids
21:00 <Maurice> It's not abuse if he admits he threatened rape on a toddler to get a rise
24:00 <Taco> hmm this garlic bread tastes like mint
24:00 <Taco> yuck
29:00 <ShadowLurker> hes fucked
29:00 <ShadowLurker> like fully
30:00 <ShadowLurker> come here then abuse everyone then whinge when he gets abused cos it was all for the lols
30:00 <Maurice> IN DA HED
30:00 <Taco> his mum says he's a nice guy
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I get the impression mumsy is making him stand on his own two feet a bit 
31:00 <Maurice> My mum would have smacked the fuck out of me
31:00 <Maurice> This fucking 30+ yr old coddling is ridic
32:00 <Bastardly_One> mine would of sent me to get help 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I've always got a room there but with two old sick people?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh thanks
32:00 <ShadowLurker> he needs to get prof help
32:00 <ShadowLurker> or a noose
32:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont care which
33:00 <Taco> You know he hangs out on another irc network with element, right?
33:00 <Maurice> You think Element cares about him?
34:00 <Taco> Probably not, but I'm just highlighting what kind of a person he calls friends
34:00 <Maurice> Element knows who his friends are
35:00 <milk> the legal fraternity is in sore need on irc
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Element would be playing him like a violin
35:00 <Bastardly_One> for information on how to fuck shit up
36:00 <simba> u would love that 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
36:00 <simba> NEXT
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> who is element ?
36:00 <simba> david pullcock
36:00 <Taco> Your secret admirer
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right
37:00 <Maurice> I like Pollock
37:00 <Maurice> Never had an issue
37:00 <simba> ur weird
37:00 <Maurice> nou
37:00 <ShadowLurker> lol pollocks ok
38:00 <Maurice> See
38:00 <simba> hes the fucking gremlin guy from lord of the rings of austnet
38:00 <simba> the troll in the dungeon
38:00 <simba> the chained up retard
38:00 <simba> in the corner
38:00 <Maurice> He's not Zed
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you say he's ok if you were ddossed by him for a month straight
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
38:00 <Maurice> He never ddosed me
38:00 <simba> yea he pwend u good b1
39:00 <simba> u had 2 move house
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah turns out that was my own mistake
39:00 <simba> for pissing him off
39:00 <simba> dont piss a retard with a computer off
39:00 <Taco> simba, I thought that was this guy - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSnGfq-hmqg
40:00 <simba> thats awolf
40:00 <Maurice> I doubt he was a retard
40:00 <Maurice> slinky was, no doubt
41:00 <Maurice> He was such a contradiction
41:00 <Maurice> I HATE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I HATE YOU, I LOVE YOU
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> drugs are bad mkay
44:00 <Taco> icer is awolf?
45:00 <simba> yep
45:00 <simba> lil exclusive for ya mate
45:00 <simba> tweet it out
45:00 <simba> ;D
45:00 <Taco> whats his ip so I can ddos him?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
48:00 <Taco> I will give you $1 for it?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so have I missed much in my hiatus at all?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> or is it just pick up where I left off?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> Taco, came out of the closet 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> declared he liked cock more than I do
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> but other than that - nothing
58:00 <Bastardly_One> all this evening he's been keeping me in pm
59:00 <Bastardly_One> saying it was still not public knowledge
59:00 <Bastardly_One> used *sad face*
59:00 <aliasd> morning.
00:00 <aliasd> I think maybe people on IRC don't sleep, but they say they do when they CBF typing.
00:00 <aliasd> so shoutout to the lurkers
00:00 <Maurice> My cat just tried to kill the neighours car
00:00 <Maurice> It was hilairious to watch
01:00 <aliasd> Next time, video it.
01:00 <aliasd> The internet has not yet had enough cat video
02:00 <Maurice> Don't be a cunt, I am awake
02:00 <Maurice> Say what you mean
02:00 <Bastardly_One> thought she was an indoor cat
05:00 <Maurice> My bitch is
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need to stop binge watching tv series
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
08:00 <Maurice> NO
08:00 <Maurice> OITNB is worth it
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes is!
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> A friend had been suggesting it for ages….
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn it when men are right! *shakes fist*
10:00 <Maurice> Its questioning it
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> I guess there is a first time for everything, right lol
19:00 <Serenity> omgg where is kate
50:00 <BlackDevil>  irritated eyes in pools not caused by chlorine, but urine
57:00 <Doodle> brrrrrrrrrrrr
59:00 <Serenity> its cold in heree
00:00 <Serenity> there must be some toros in the atmosphere
01:00 <Loof> sun is shining here
01:00 <Loof> sunny melbourne day
04:00 <Serenity> just aaaanother sunday morning and my quuuieett mountain tooownnnn
04:00 <Loof> born by the jizz so shall you die by the jizz
04:00 <Doodle> the sun is out but its still only 9
05:00 <British^Meat> Youre only 9 hahahahahahahahahah
05:00 <British^Meat> not really
05:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <fawks> ok
11:00 <Serenity> jennys dad is shitting me off on gossil girl
16:00 <British^Meat> walter whie is shitting me off on braking bad
18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
19:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS8KCEFcY58
19:00 <Doodle> 4 sezz
20:00 <fawks> mm tea time
20:00 <Serenity> hahaha
21:00 <Doodle> lol nijavitis
21:00 <Doodle> *ninja
21:00 <Doodle> IS THAT TEMPURA IN YOUR BELLY OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY SASHIMI
29:00 <tech_n9ne> Helloooo
29:00 <cbear0x> techaniiiiiina
29:00 <tech_n9ne> Yoo
30:00 <cbear0x> Uptoo?
30:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol
30:00 <tech_n9ne> Sup
30:00 <tech_n9ne> Im just chillin
30:00 <tech_n9ne> A tad  touch stoned
31:00 <nate> are u a fat stoner or a skinny stoner :D
32:00 <nate> how does the world work 
32:00 <tech_n9ne> Medium lol
32:00 <nate> omg da medium!
32:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol
32:00 <nate> enigma
32:00 <tech_n9ne> Ripped
32:00 <tech_n9ne> U fat?
32:00 <tech_n9ne> Fat pig
32:00 <Doodle> nate's only fat where it counts
33:00 <cbear0x> Lol at medium
33:00 <tech_n9ne> In the undies?
33:00 <nate> yeah im a Fattie, cheetos all over my hands
33:00 <Doodle> ofc
33:00 <nate> lix lix
33:00 <tech_n9ne> I am not fat
33:00 <tech_n9ne> Mmmm i got ccs
33:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Diana Ross - I'm Coming Out.mp3 (6.2MB 160kbps Stereo 5:25)
34:00 <tech_n9ne> Whats going on all
34:00 <Doodle> doin skids
35:00 <cbear0x> yum
35:00 <Loof> tech_n9ne seems like a bit of a feltcher
35:00 <tech_n9ne> Sup loof
35:00 <tech_n9ne> Hows chingvale broadcast
35:00 <nate> does that mean hes from de country?
35:00 <tech_n9ne> Bro
36:00 <Loof> no it means he sucks cum out of the anus
36:00 <Loof> after sex
36:00 <tech_n9ne> Its me spence
36:00 <nate> omg lucky
36:00 <tech_n9ne> From dandy
36:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <tech_n9ne> Sup fool
36:00 <Loof> other people's cum usually
36:00 <nate> six pence none the richer
36:00 <Doodle> good grief
36:00 <Loof> he hasn't actually had sex yet
36:00 <nate> omg super gay song ;D
36:00 <tech_n9ne> I had sex with your mrs
36:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N-qO3sPMjc
37:00 <nate> Sixpence None The Richer - Kiss Me
37:00 <nate> woopie!
37:00 <Loof> really
37:00 <tech_n9ne> Shithouse
38:00 <nate> its hurting meee!
38:00 <nate> Ronan Keating is always good
38:00 <tech_n9ne> Hows springvale?
38:00 <nate> right doodles!
39:00 <Doodle> not a fan nate
39:00 <nate> dammmmn!
39:00 <Loof> my god gay guys have terrible taste in music
39:00 <Doodle> i prefer gay pimp
39:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmuDebV5JJU
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Gay Pimp - Lookin' Cute/Feelin' Cute by Jonny McGovern Views: 218,169 Uploader: martinbeauchamp Uploaded: Mar 10, 2007 Duration: 4m5s Rating: 4.73
39:00 <tech_n9ne> Gay
39:00 <Loof> no offence nate
40:00 <Loof> <3
40:00 <tech_n9ne> Homos
40:00 <Doodle> lol no shit its gay
42:00 <nate> i fucked your daddy? ;p;
42:00 <nate> haha
43:00 <nate> u do whatever u like loofy, like what do u like to do?:)
43:00 <nate> chess?
43:00 <tech_n9ne> Tea is gay
43:00 <Doodle> it bloody well is not
43:00 <tech_n9ne> Chess is gay
43:00 <Doodle> tech_n9ne is gay
44:00 <tech_n9ne> Doodle is poop
44:00 <Doodle> there is nothing gay about sitting here with my pinkie out while i sip tea with the cat on my lap
45:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol pinky
45:00 <tech_n9ne> U little dickens u ;)
45:00 <Doodle> its pointing at you
45:00 <tech_n9ne> Which pinky
45:00 <Loof> i dont like chess
46:00 <Loof> it's soooooooooooooooooooooooo borin g
46:00 <tech_n9ne> The stinky one?
46:00 <Doodle> lolol
46:00 <tech_n9ne> What
46:00 <Loof> i like weed
46:00 <Doodle> i like chess but i havent played it in years
46:00 <Doodle> i also like weed
46:00 <tech_n9ne> I have shit weed
46:00 <Loof> 420
46:00 <tech_n9ne> But im stoned
46:00 <Loof> well it's 240
46:00 <Doodle> i am refusing to buy weed until it gets better
46:00 <Loof> but close enough
46:00 <Doodle> so i am out
46:00 <Doodle> stuff available is all shit from the bikies
46:00 <Loof> ah damn
46:00 <tech_n9ne> Whats with 520
46:00 <Doodle> which does 0
46:00 <Loof> yeah
46:00 <tech_n9ne> 420?
47:00 <nate> doodle u want crushed cocaine in ya weed?:)
47:00 <Doodle> no lol
47:00 <Doodle> i dont do drugs :P
47:00 <tech_n9ne> Drugs are bad
48:00 <tech_n9ne> Serenity,
51:00 <Loof> me either
52:00 <Doodle> O_o
53:00 <British^Meat>  :) apparently none of us do drugs
53:00 <poopies_cumdick> Nope
53:00 <poopies_cumdick> I dont do heroin
53:00 <British^Meat> heroin isnt a drug
53:00 <poopies_cumdick> I am a heroin
54:00 <poopies_cumdick> (/j#sex
57:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
57:00 <British^Meat> did u fix your ps4?
57:00 <nate> hi riddler, lookin good feelin fine?
57:00 <TheRiddler> I had it fixed ages ago
57:00 <TheRiddler> I just picked up wooly world
57:00 <nate> is that a hairy chick?:)
58:00 <British^Meat> oh noice, is that out today? i got batman
58:00 <TheRiddler> yes
58:00 <British^Meat> 3gig day one update :/
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <TheRiddler> also got the new harvest moon
58:00 <Doodle> lmao
58:00 <Doodle> WOOLY WORLD
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol the girl that served me was saying it's so cute
00:00 <British^Meat> naww
00:00 <TheRiddler> she was a babe too 
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <British^Meat> who did she work for?
01:00 <TheRiddler> eb games
02:00 <British^Meat> chick at my local EB games has got the whole sleeve tatts, white hair, shit in her fair, bulemic skinny, white makeup thing going on
02:00 <fawks> shit in her what
03:00 <British^Meat> oh, face
03:00 <fawks> ahh
03:00 <fawks> i dig grey hair on some chicks
03:00 <fawks> wouldnt suit me at all though
03:00 <TheRiddler> she had glasses, pony tail, purple hair highlights in part of hair
03:00 <TheRiddler> her*
04:00 <TheRiddler> no face peircings or tatts
04:00 <fawks> eheh
04:00 <TheRiddler> tho she's 6.2
04:00 <fawks> wowee
04:00 <TheRiddler> or abouts
04:00 <fawks> shes more than a foot taller than me
04:00 <fawks> lol
04:00 <fawks> :|
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <TheRiddler> she could be a inch taller than me not sure
05:00 <TheRiddler> probably plays netball/basketball 
05:00 <fawks> excuse me
05:00 <fawks> i played netbal for 10+ years
06:00 <fawks> not onlyl for tall people
06:00 <fawks> LOL
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol I know
06:00 <fawks> you shoulda asked for her number
06:00 <TheRiddler> yes
07:00 <fawks> jjust scratch the cd and go back tomoz and be like oh noes
07:00 <TheRiddler> there's also this girl at another store that exactly like chloe mortez
07:00 <TheRiddler> with red hair
07:00 <fawks> idk who that is
07:00 <TheRiddler> umm
08:00 <TheRiddler> diary of a wimpy kid
08:00 <TheRiddler> carrie
08:00 <TheRiddler> If I stay
08:00 <TheRiddler> kick-ass
09:00 <fawks> oh
09:00 <fawks> the blonde curly haired chick
09:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
09:00 <fawks> shes cute
10:00 <fawks> oh wait
10:00 <fawks> no
10:00 <TheRiddler> oh
10:00 <fawks> diff person im thinking of
10:00 <fawks> but yeah i just googled her
10:00 <fawks> shes cute too
10:00 <fawks> lol
10:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1631269/
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <fawks> mm
10:00 <fawks> i was thikning of the carrie diaries
10:00 <fawks> a tv show
10:00 <fawks> not the movie
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <TheRiddler> I bought a blonde wig off her
11:00 <fawks> i have to go to the chemist bbs
11:00 <Loof> condoms?
11:00 <TheRiddler> I gave it to my sister to cut to the right style
18:00 <faux> ugh this taxi driver smells like eggs
18:00 <faux> Seriously about to vomit
18:00 <Loof> ew
19:00 <Loof> what natio is he?
19:00 <faux> Idk looks aussie
19:00 <Loof> maybe he farted before you got in
19:00 <faux> Probs
19:00 <faux> Smells like he's been farting in here all day
19:00 <Loof> lol yuck
20:00 <faux> Almost there I'll buy some nose plugs for the trip back 
20:00 <faux> Lmao
20:00 <Loof> pml
20:00 <faux> I just sprayed some perfume maybe he'll get.the hint
21:00 <Loof> crack the window wide open
21:00 <faux> It's open lol
21:00 <Loof> ew
21:00 <zaim>  Suits S05E01 REPACK 720p HDTV x264-KILLERS
21:00 <faux> Yay suits
21:00 <faux> Good show
21:00 <zaim> great show.
23:00 <Loof> zac loves chocolate sandwiches
23:00 <Loof> nutella is so good for him too
23:00 <Loof> :D
23:00 <faux> Not sure too much of it is
23:00 <faux> Lot of sugar
23:00 <Loof> it's really low gi tho
24:00 <Loof> the healthy fats in it slow down the sugar absorbtion
24:00 <Loof> or some shit
24:00 <Loof> makes it low gi
24:00 <faux> That's carbs
24:00 <faux> Check the sugar content
24:00 <Loof> ok
24:00 <Loof> i better do that
25:00 <Loof> he has the best teeth don't want them ruined
25:00 <faux> 21g
25:00 <faux> That's a bit high lol
26:00 <TheRiddler> I just counted up my loose change
26:00 <TheRiddler> $55
26:00 <Loof> “Make no mistake, Nutella is spreadable candy. It is not healthy, breakfast does not love it. You might love it, but this does not help to make a nutritious breakfast fun, it helps to make a nutritious breakfast non-nutritious,” Freedhoff said.
26:00 <Loof> http://globalnews.ca/news/874931/how-much-sugar-is-in-nutella-canadian-doctor-decodes-whats-in-the-hazelnut-spread/
26:00 <TheRiddler> in 20c 10c n 5c pieces
26:00 <faux> Yeah loof
26:00 <Loof> wow
26:00 <faux> Lol
26:00 <faux> :/
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <faux> Yay i'm here brbzz
28:00 <TheRiddler> cool
28:00 <TheRiddler> cya
57:00 <Doodle> http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/5421/wrxy.jpg
57:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <TheRiddler> in hindsight they did the person buying it a favour
00:00 <TheRiddler> well kind of
00:00 <TheRiddler> the rims they replace it with will be shittier than the ones that came with it
01:00 <Doodle> nah
01:00 <Doodle> the stockies on that are flow formed
01:00 <Doodle> forged
01:00 <Doodle> worth a bit
02:00 <TheRiddler> I see
42:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlzJFzibCKA
59:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
25:00 <Doodle> http://www.news.com.au/technology/gadgets/microsoft-has-announced-word-excel-and-powerpoint-are-now-available-for-android-phones/story-fn6vihic-1227414289289
25:00 <Doodle> cant wait to do a spreadsheet on a 4" screen
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that's news?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> they've been available for a while
26:00 <Bastardly_One> perhaps they mean legit M$ products
27:00 <Doodle> it says microsoft...
27:00 <TheRiddler> .
28:00 <Bastardly_One> there's been a package for years but forget who does it 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> think it's one of those open source things
29:00 <TheRiddler> .
29:00 <British^Meat> .
31:00 <Doodle> yes
31:00 <Doodle> i have all that crap on my phone but its not microsoft
31:00 <Doodle> and its all shit
31:00 <Doodle> whats the point in doing any of that stuff on your phone
31:00 <ooomp> Stop grandstanding Doodle
31:00 <Doodle> you!
32:00 <ooomp> Me?
32:00 <British^Meat> what be grandstanding?
32:00 <Doodle> basically making a scene to show hoe great you are
32:00 <Doodle> so every day for me
32:00 <Doodle> *how
33:00 <ooomp> Say that again in plain English
33:00 <Doodle> no!
33:00 <British^Meat> oh, like showing off
34:00 <Doodle> yeah
34:00 <Doodle> like ooomp does when her pants are down
34:00 <ooomp> Make up your mind Doodle
34:00 <ooomp> First no then yes
34:00 <Doodle> maybe
35:00 <StrykerX> You've been able to put Office on Android devices for a while now
35:00 <StrykerX> Old news is old.
35:00 <StrykerX> Office 365 anyway.
35:00 <Doodle> .
36:00 <StrykerX> DONT CARE IF IT WAS SAID 10 MIN AGO
36:00 <StrykerX> I'm catching up!
36:00 <Doodle> nobody actually read the report did they
36:00 <Doodle> fuck sake
36:00 <ooomp> ...
36:00 <British^Meat> .
36:00 <ooomp> So much MS rage in here
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <StrykerX> Yup!
36:00 <ooomp> I use it, its fine
36:00 <StrykerX> Lovin it
37:00 <ooomp> Grow up
37:00 <British^Meat> <--- didnt read
37:00 <StrykerX> Give me a run down, Doodle.
37:00 <Doodle> no
37:00 <Doodle> read it
37:00 <British^Meat> but i agree with your "who wants to use word or excel on a mobile"stance
37:00 <StrykerX> I've got Office on the iPad
37:00 <StrykerX> Rarely use it though
37:00 <ooomp> Do you count tablets as a mobile device? 
38:00 <ooomp> If so, yes I do, useful at times
38:00 <Doodle> mobiles and tablets dont do anything properly, you need a pc or a lappy
38:00 <Doodle> sure you can update your fb
38:00 <Doodle> but if you want to do work you need a computer
38:00 <StrykerX> Not necessarily
38:00 <StrykerX> iPad + BT KB
38:00 <British^Meat> the only advantage i could think of, phone wise, is being able to speak into phone and dictate
38:00 <British^Meat> but im sure u could do that on a pc anyways
39:00 <StrykerX> Sure can.
39:00 <StrykerX> But mobile is well.. Mobile
39:00 <StrykerX> lol
39:00 <ooomp> I carry my desktop everywhere
39:00 <ooomp> Including my 20mtr power extension cable
39:00 <Doodle> lol ipad + btkb give me a break
40:00 <Doodle> your eyes and fingers would be ruined after half an hour
40:00 <StrykerX> Man up.
40:00 <Doodle> there is nothing manly about being blind with a hunchback
40:00 <StrykerX> I'm fine on mine. It's really not that hard.
41:00 <Doodle> ok well next time you need to do a spreadsheet with formulas etc and 200 workpages have a go on your ipad and let me know how that works out
41:00 <StrykerX> I don't type on it much though.
41:00 <StrykerX> Wtf would I be working out to need that?!
42:00 <amelia> listen here m8s
42:00 <ooomp> That would be Doodles theory on life
42:00 <Doodle> so basically what you're saying is that office works fine on your ipad cos you dont use it and dont type much
42:00 <Doodle> .
42:00 <amelia> my phone does a pretty good shopping list ok
42:00 <ooomp> Has a formula for everything
42:00 <StrykerX> No.
42:00 <StrykerX> lol
42:00 <StrykerX> I'm saying I do use it, no issues.
42:00 <ooomp> Even one on MS rage
42:00 <StrykerX> Written documents for clients on it plenty of times.
43:00 <Doodle> doin it the hard way
43:00 <StrykerX> Used to that lol
43:00 <amsy> ill do you the hard way ;))))
43:00 <ooomp> Doodle its a non issue, you're still going to use a desktop
43:00 <Doodle> lies
44:00 <amsy> haha
44:00 <Doodle> now that i've got you all frothed up i'm going
44:00 <Doodle> bblz
44:00 <StrykerX> Enjoy your picard fap <3
44:00 <ooomp> Typical, pulls out early
44:00 <Doodle> its safer
45:00 <ooomp> Arsehole
45:00 <StrykerX> He does have a point there.
50:00 <TheRon> cause uptown funk gonna give it to ya
53:00 <TheRon> tell you all the story about the joker and the thief in the night
58:00 <TheRon> if i could turn back time, if i could find a way
03:00 <TheRon> you know you make me break out, i don't wanna look like that
09:00 <TheRon> tell her about, tell her everything you feel
11:00 <TheRon> i need a lover that won't drive me crazy
13:00 <TheRon> kelly19 is a man
20:00 <TheRon> why georgia why
27:00 <TheRon> tonight you're gonna go down in flames, just like jesse james
35:00 <TheRon> i'm lost in love and i don't know much
44:00 <TheRon> you're my brown eyed girl
47:00 <TheRon> god it looks like daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
47:00 <simba> youve selected: brown eyed girl
47:00 <simba> if this is correct, press 1
47:00 <TheRon> 1
48:00 <TheRon> tigers to beat the swans
49:00 <simba> no way
49:00 <TheRon> the bye rounds have been fucked up
50:00 <B1{MIA}> just looked in on my way to grab food
50:00 <B1{MIA}> but
50:00 <B1{MIA}> if carlton can beat port
50:00 <B1{MIA}> anything can happen
50:00 <simba> OK THANKS MAN
50:00 <simba> BYE
51:00 <simba> yea we got like 2 days extra break ***some bye***
51:00 <simba> season still has much 2 go
52:00 <frayedknot> seasons seem to go past quite quickly to me
52:00 <frayedknot> already it's half way over
53:00 <simba> depends if ur winning or losing !!
53:00 <TheRon> don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket, back to suffrogate city
53:00 <frayedknot> haha yeah, it probably drags for those miserable carlton supporters
54:00 <simba> I AM CARLTON
55:00 <TheRon> chicken stock, beef stock and laughing stock
56:00 <TheRon> unchain my heart baby let me be
03:00 <TheRon> songs sung blue everybody knows one
07:00 <TheRon> tragedy when the feelings gone and you can't go on it's tragedy
10:00 <Taco> Having a massive penis can help
10:00 <Taco> Have you tried having a massive penis?
10:00 <TheRon> girl you're every woman in the world to me
10:00 <Taco> You slut
11:00 <TheRon> damn straight
12:00 <TheRon> bloke sleeping around is legend status yet a chick does it she's a slut
12:00 <TheRon> love how the world works
12:00 <Taco> Thats just how sexuality works
12:00 <Taco> Stop being a fagget
13:00 <TheRon> i think it's great
13:00 <Taco> If the bitch is hot, she can have several dicks in her each day
13:00 <Taco> No matter how attractive a bloke may be, he probably can't get as much
14:00 <Taco> So it makes sense, that a chick who sleeps around should carry a title (slut)
14:00 <Taco> If you believe in equality, its only fair
14:00 <Taco> Otherwise bitches should start asking you on a date, and buy you drinks
14:00 <TheRon> man's role to spread his seed as far as he can
15:00 <TheRon> i just pay a hooker, it's cheaper
15:00 <Taco> I get asked on dates when I'm at work
15:00 <Taco> Some of the girls even have teeth
15:00 <Taco> Most don't tho, they're kate level
15:00 <TheRon> whats the difference between an adelaide supporter and a port adelaide supporter
16:00 <Taco> Who cares?
16:00 <TheRon> an adelaide supporter has teeth
16:00 <Taco> I like my answer better
40:00 <kelly19> hmm
53:00 <[PeAkIn]> been over 10 years since i been here ..... wow it feels good lol
53:00 <StrykerX> Milan?
54:00 <[PeAkIn]> anyone here from geelong?
54:00 <stebie> no, it's #melbourne
54:00 <stebie> ^_-
55:00 <[PeAkIn]> lol no shit
55:00 <[PeAkIn]> #geelong*
56:00 <stebie> speaking of shit, sup daz?
57:00 <fat> Where is the cunt?
58:00 <Doodle> between the legs
58:00 <Doodle> generally
58:00 <fat> OUT ROOTING
58:00 <StrykerX> I think I had a fan just then
58:00 <StrykerX> lol
00:00 <stebie> "this guy fucks"
00:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
01:00 <Doodle> has anyone found out whether kelly19 is a bloke yet
01:00 <Doodle> get onto it fellas
01:00 <stebie> lol Doodle, just saw your comment
02:00 <StrykerX> kelly19: asl babe
02:00 <[PeAkIn]> lol
02:00 <stebie> generally? because some are cuntfaces?
02:00 <Doodle> yup
02:00 <Doodle> most
02:00 <stebie> ^____^
02:00 <stebie> O{}O
03:00 <couleurs> a/s/l rvery1
03:00 <stebie> TGIF... almost.
04:00 <zaim> 30 m melb. gotta pic
12:00 <[PeAkIn]> 30/m/melb ;)\
13:00 <[PeAkIn]> give me ops now? lol
13:00 <nate> should of asked for a girlfriend
14:00 <[PeAkIn]> how you goin nate dogg
19:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
19:00 <[PeAkIn]> im not
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
31:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there :D
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
31:00 <TheRiddler> not much
32:00 <TheRiddler> packing for the weekend
32:00 <TheRiddler> you?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah - where are you off to?
32:00 <[PeAkIn]> your packing? hahahahahah
32:00 <StrykerX> He's running
32:00 <StrykerX> Far far away
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> Me - i'm gonna binge watch orange is the new black
32:00 <StrykerX> Kate, preggers?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot>
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> am i preggers… ah, no. I enjoy my independence! 
33:00 <StrykerX> lolol
33:00 <StrykerX> Binging
34:00 <thestig> congrats kate
34:00 <StrykerX> Preggers
34:00 <thestig> whos the dad
34:00 <StrykerX> Strong link
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, i mean… yes. I'm preggers :|
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> Are you both fucking illiterate? 
35:00 <StrykerX> Hahahahah
35:00 <StrykerX> Relax
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, I am.
37:00 <amelia> cranky panties
37:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of panties
37:00 <StrykerX> Haiiii amelia
37:00 <StrykerX> Didn't even know you were in here.
37:00 <[PeAkIn]> mmmmm panties
38:00 <amelia> i am everywhere
38:00 <StrykerX> [PeAkIn]: amelia has sexy panties
38:00 <StrykerX> You should PM him.
38:00 <[PeAkIn]> only if he wears a thong!
39:00 <[PeAkIn]> ;P
39:00 <amelia> wif your name on it baby
39:00 <StrykerX> He does
39:00 <Loof> [PeAkIn] seems like nothing special, hope he goes away soon
39:00 <StrykerX> Tucks quite well.
39:00 <StrykerX> Loof: Am I ignored
39:00 <StrykerX> ?
39:00 <[PeAkIn]> lololol
39:00 <StrykerX> Loof: I have a legit question
39:00 <StrykerX> No trolling
40:00 <StrykerX> And this one's for stebie too
40:00 <StrykerX> What languages do you guys program in?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> you program now?
41:00 <StrykerX> I've programmed since I was 16 lol
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right… how interesting. 
41:00 <StrykerX> Yup
44:00 <Loof> programming is more interesting than people, people are shit
44:00 <xm> 10 for me. had to figure out things from reverse engineering other's source code -- no www 4 me
45:00 <Loof> i've discovered phonegap
45:00 <Loof> so awesome i can just make mobile apps with html/css/jquery
45:00 <StrykerX> What's phonegap?
45:00 <StrykerX> Ah nice.
46:00 <TheRiddler> it's where they stick a phone between your legs
46:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me?
46:00 <xm> it's just a framework for mobile devices
47:00 <[PeAkIn]> <TheRiddler> it's where they stick a phone between your legs <---lolol
47:00 <xm> i think Apache was involved in it for some time 
47:00 <Loof> yep
47:00 <xm> StrykerX, as for which languages i know i've learnt a few. once you know one language properly the rest is easy and the skills are transferrable
48:00 <Loof> PhoneGap is probably the most well-known cross platform development brand within the development community. The now Adobe-owned tool is based on the open source Apache Cordova project and is completely free to use, which goes some way to explain its popularity. Adobe is also working on an enterprise version of PhoneGap, which is currently undergoing a beta trial – and you can sign-up for it here. The enterprise version boasts marketing feature
48:00 <Loof> s via Adobe’s Marketing Cloud, so when it launches it will probably be monetised.
48:00 <xm> it's often not the language that is challenging but understanding the framework ... e.g. c# is easy but dot.net is a bit more involved
48:00 <couleurs> BORING NERD TALK WHERE THE BABES
48:00 <[PeAkIn]> babes?? where???
48:00 <StrykerX> Loof: STOP IGNORING ME
48:00 <StrykerX> I wanna nerd talk with you
49:00 <Loof> i'm not
49:00 <StrykerX> Good
49:00 <StrykerX> Is PhoneGap free?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's a creative process… so hardly nerdy 
49:00 <Loof> yes
49:00 <xm> i would ask couleurs to show us her tits but she's underage
49:00 <stebie> StrykerX, not that many, have played with java and c++ when at uni
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOLZ
49:00 <StrykerX> xm: So true.. Java/C++/C#/PHP all transfer easily
49:00 <stebie> most of my stuff nowadays is mostly scripts, primarily in php
49:00 <xm> there was an article last weak saying that C# has 'peaked'
49:00 <xm> week*
50:00 <StrykerX> Sweet.. Runs on Windows platform Loof?
50:00 <couleurs> double u double u dot i h8 u dot cum
50:00 <Loof> yes it and use dreamweaver with for bonus
50:00 <Loof> points
50:00 <StrykerX> Might have to get it
50:00 <StrykerX> Have a play.
50:00 <Loof> do eet
50:00 <StrykerX> If I can streamline design, it'd be epic.
51:00 <couleurs> i'm epic
51:00 <xm> if you want to have a programming job for life you need to learn c plus equality: https://github.com/ErisBlastar/cplusequality
52:00 <StrykerX> I have considered returning to IT fulltime
52:00 <StrykerX> My last job though.. Put me off.. Considerably.
52:00 <StrykerX> Andddd the channel drops a notch
52:00 <Loof> i've got a couple of ideas for apps
52:00 <xm> The language is to be strictly interpreted using feminist theory. Under no circumstances should the language be compiled, as compilation and the use of a compiler imposes an oppressive and toxic relationship between the high-level descriptive language and the low-level machine code that does all the labo(u)r. Instead, C+= is interpreted, which fosters communication, itself a strong female trait.
52:00 <amelia> 50 notches
52:00 <StrykerX> Loof: What programming languages do you know?
53:00 <Loof> about 12
53:00 <StrykerX> xm: Weren't you pasting this somewhere the other day?
53:00 <xm> yeah, the other chan
53:00 <StrykerX> Loof: 12? Name them son.
53:00 <Picard> evening
54:00 <Loof> css3 html5 php mysql jquery vb.net asp.net actionscript ajax xml c++ director lingo
54:00 <Loof> oh and java
54:00 <StrykerX> Nice array of languages.
55:00 <stebie> i see what you did there
55:00 <StrykerX> :D
55:00 <Loof> learned to make wordpress plugins the other day
55:00 <Loof> can now make wordpress do ANYTHING
55:00 <StrykerX> If you know such an array of languages
55:00 <Loof> php ftw
56:00 <StrykerX> Why not write your own CMS?
56:00 <xm> but if you go for a job interview their questions will be more towards problem solving than getting language specific. you're either given a language to choose or use pseudocode
56:00 <StrykerX> It's really not hard.
56:00 <Loof> i did write my own
56:00 <StrykerX> xm: True
56:00 <StrykerX> Loof: Link?
56:00 <Loof> but then wordpress came along
56:00 <StrykerX> Oh right.
56:00 <Loof> and mine sucked
56:00 <StrykerX> PHP/MySQL is easy
57:00 <xm> that's why there's a lot of poor code out there. the entry barrier is too low
57:00 <xm> a lot of the PHP code on the net is cringeworthy
57:00 <Loof> mine is pretty bad
57:00 <stebie> that can be said for many languages
57:00 <Loof> but hey it works
57:00 <stebie> ^
57:00 <StrykerX> It is, xm.
58:00 <StrykerX> That's the problem.
58:00 <StrykerX> My forte is ASP .NET
58:00 <Loof> i did that at tafe
58:00 <Loof> and vb.net
58:00 <xm> yes, but PHP is notorious for bad code on the net
58:00 <StrykerX> But people rip you bad with Windows hosting.
58:00 <StrykerX> Loof: I did it at tafe too and expanded by self learning.
59:00 <stebie> it's MS licensing that's ripping you
59:00 <xm> Windows servers are catching up on the stats now
59:00 <StrykerX> stebie: Agreed. 
59:00 <stebie> xm, that's a sad stat
59:00 <StrykerX> Windows Server is STUPIDLY overpriced.
59:00 <xm> is it possible to run Nginx on windows?
59:00 <StrykerX> It's nothing overly special.
59:00 <StrykerX> xm: Never tried. There may be a port around.
59:00 <stebie> no idea
59:00 <StrykerX> However, the question remains..
59:00 <StrykerX> WHY?
59:00 <stebie> why what?
00:00 <stebie> why would you want nginx on windows?
00:00 <xm> just a curiousity
00:00 <StrykerX> Yes.
00:00 <stebie> probably the same reason there's apache for windows
00:00 <xm> ive only heard it on *nix so far
00:00 <stebie> but lighter
00:00 <StrykerX> You know what's a prick to work with
00:00 <StrykerX> IIS
00:00 <stebie> lol
01:00 <Loof> i could only imagine the hell trying to configure a windows server would be, i cant even get two windows computers on the same network to maintain sharing
01:00 <StrykerX> Get a moderately trafficed website
01:00 <StrykerX> Destroys the memory use.
01:00 <couleurs> i'm useing a mac computer their kool
01:00 <StrykerX> I've worked with Windows Servers
01:00 <StrykerX> It's pretty easy.
02:00 <StrykerX> Server 2003 (XP), Server 2008 (Vista), Server 2008 R2 (7), Server 2012 (8)
02:00 <Loof> i've only ever used hosting
02:00 <Loof> never had to set up a server
02:00 <StrykerX> It's pretty much identical to running the matching non-server variant
02:00 <StrykerX> Just slightly higher security.
02:00 <xm> i like VPSs but they are a bit pricey in Australia
03:00 <stebie> and tweaked for background services, and support for hosting domains and other goodies
03:00 <stebie> i miss technet software subscriptions
03:00 <stebie> the ones they scrapped
04:00 <couleurs> i've used a ps1, snes, n64, ps3, xbox 360 n ps4
04:00 <StrykerX> MSDN replaced it
04:00 <StrykerX> xm: West coast of USA - 200ms ping
04:00 <StrykerX> Best you'll find without shelling out stupid amounts for our overpriced bandwidth in AU.
04:00 <Loof> win 8.1+ apps can be written in css html5 jquery too
04:00 <Loof> so cool
04:00 <xm> yes, but Google ranks Australin websites higher if they are hosted in Australia
05:00 <Loof> they run on all windows devices
05:00 <StrykerX> Anyone using Windows 10?
05:00 <Loof> not yet
05:00 <StrykerX> Microsoft is bugging me to use it
05:00 <StrykerX> (Microsoft Partner)
06:00 <Loof> same
06:00 <StrykerX> But I really cbf upgrading.
06:00 <Loof> i'm waiting on it
06:00 <Loof> they said i'm in
06:00 <StrykerX> Oh, you mean the update that makes the upgrade appear in your toolbar?
06:00 <Loof> yeah
06:00 <StrykerX> Yeah, everyone's getting that.
06:00 <StrykerX> Not what I was referring to though.
06:00 <Loof> ah
06:00 <StrykerX> lol
07:00 <StrykerX> Cause I'm a MS Partner, they keep emailing me.
07:00 <Loof> oh i see
07:00 <StrykerX> "Upgrade today, show your customers how good Windows 10 is"
07:00 <couleurs> me 2
07:00 <Loof> i wonder how much shit wont work after upgrading
07:00 <Loof> especially games
08:00 <xm> just wait for a while then and see how others go
08:00 <Loof> should probably wait 6 monthws
08:00 <xm> no need to rush in really
08:00 <Loof> yeah
08:00 <StrykerX> It all depends how heavily it is based on 8.1
08:00 <StrykerX> I suspect drivers are going to be a cunt for most though.
08:00 <Loof> yep
09:00 <StrykerX> Unless they incorporate the Windows Update database that 8.1 uses.
09:00 <Loof> by the way there's other alternatives to phonegap: http://appindex.com/blog/ten-best-cross-platform-development-mobile-enterprises/
09:00 <xm> you should look into Xamarin too
09:00 <xm> im using that soon
10:00 <StrykerX> You're referring something you do not use yet?
10:00 <StrykerX> lol
10:00 <Loof> what ide do you use xm?
10:00 <xm> because ive looked into it 
11:00 <xm> for most of my life it's been Visual Studio
11:00 <Loof> cool
11:00 <xm> but the IDE i use isnt really an IDE, it's more like an advanced text editor: Sublime Text
11:00 <xm> but a lot of people on Windows just use Notepad++
11:00 <xm> it's free and can handle extremely large files
11:00 <Loof> yeah the latest notepad++ is buggy
11:00 <Loof> i just installed it on a fresh windows
12:00 <Loof> is sublime text on windows too and does it have ftp?
12:00 <xm> you have to pay for the sftp plugin
12:00 <xm> i didnt look at the ftp option 
12:00 <xm> it's insecure
13:00 <xm> sftp will work wherever ssh works
13:00 <Loof> only the sftp option works with my hosting
13:00 <xm> the top two 'IDEs' that people use on stack overflow are Notepad++ (#1) and Sublime Text (#2)
14:00 <Loof> yeah notepad++ had ftp
14:00 <Loof> but it wont shutdown
14:00 <Loof> i installed it and it runs but freezes on closing
14:00 <xm> i like Sublime Text because you split the screen horizontally and vertically etc and edit multiple files at the same time
14:00 <xm> the other editors might do it now too
15:00 <Loof> my most used one is dreamweaver
15:00 <Loof> and jcreator
16:00 <Loof> wasted a lot of years on Adobe Director too
16:00 <Loof> god that application went to hell
16:00 <Loof> anyone remember shockwave?
16:00 <Loof> me either
17:00 <Loof> Macromedia where are you now
18:00 <xm> Allaire->Macromedia->Adobe
18:00 <Loof> wowo they were Allaire first?
18:00 <Loof> holy shet
18:00 <xm> yes, i was developing in ColdFusion when it was still that
18:00 <Loof> lol man how old are you?
19:00 <xm> 30s
19:00 <xm> :D
19:00 <xm> old
19:00 <Loof> ah that's why
19:00 <stebie> you have to pay $20 for sftp/ftp support for sublime text?
19:00 <stebie> :/
19:00 <stebie> http://wbond.net/sublime_packages/sftp
20:00 <Loof> there's always adobe brackets
20:00 <xm> i was going to do that then bit the bullet and used git more
20:00 <stebie> looks like there may be free alternatives
20:00 <xm> i hope so
20:00 <[PeAkIn]> geelong anyone??
20:00 <StrykerX> Back
20:00 <xm> ifi there are i'd probably use it
20:00 <Loof> you can get an ftp plugin for adobe brackets
20:00 <StrykerX> xm: Either you can use a screen splitter, or just run multiple screens.
20:00 <stebie> https://packagecontrol.io/packages/FTPSync
21:00 <Loof> http://www.techrepublic.com/article/adobe-brackets-code-editor-a-flexible-option-for-frontend-web-developers/
21:00 <xm> a lot of apple people just use one screen
21:00 <Loof> i just use one 4k monitor
21:00 <Loof> it's like 4 HD monitors
21:00 <xm> especially with Ruby on Rails, they're nearly all apple fanbois
21:00 <stebie> i'd rather 2 30" monitors to a a single smaller 4k monitor
21:00 <stebie> -a
22:00 <Loof> i hate having to turn my head too much with multiple monitors
22:00 <Loof> i'd prefer 1 4k
22:00 <stebie> i hate reading super small text
22:00 <Loof> this is a huge moniotr
23:00 <stebie> the windows desktop at 2560x1600 on a 30" is good enough for me
23:00 <Loof> too blurry for me
23:00 <Loof> i hate being able to see pixels lol
23:00 <stebie> blurry? you're doing it wrong :P
23:00 <Loof> lol
24:00 <Loof> brb chopping
24:00 <couleurs> i'm useing 800x600 on me crt cos i enjoy da hum
25:00 <stebie> CRT is great
25:00 <xm> make you're own arcade machine with a CRT
25:00 <xm> your*
26:00 <stebie> yeah i want to
26:00 <stebie> or buy a pre-done one
26:00 <xm> stebie, you still got any really old boxes lying around?
26:00 <xm> pre pentium that is
26:00 <stebie> yeah i think i do
26:00 <stebie> ah, not sure that old
26:00 <StrykerX> 486
26:00 <stebie> actually yes i do, but don't know its status
26:00 <xm> i looked up the 386 i had on ebay but it's like $1k
27:00 <stebie> it was our old family one, which got passed onto a relative, who eventually upgraded it in like 2007
27:00 <stebie> lol
27:00 <xm> lol
27:00 <xm> 2007!
27:00 <stebie> yeah
27:00 <stebie> i should open it up and take a photo
27:00 <xm> i got rid of my 386 in 1997
27:00 <xm> i thought that was bad
27:00 <stebie> let me see if i can get to it
27:00 <stebie> i don't think this was a 386, maybe somewhere between a 486 to an early pentium
28:00 <xm> i miss everything about those old boxes including the smell
28:00 <couleurs> as long as it had a TURBO butten
28:00 <couleurs> RiP Paul
28:00 <xm> it did!!!
29:00 <xm> i bet paul smelled like toast
29:00 <xm> nah, not 2 soon
29:00 <couleurs> my first 1 was a 486, it cost like 2 grand and came with windows 95
29:00 <couleurs> BaLLiN'
29:00 <xm> my 386 did smell a bit smokey though because it was handed down by a chain smoking uncle
29:00 <xm> did it come with a 'free' printer
30:00 <xm> like the ones at the back of the weekly mags
30:00 <xm> that was the gimmick back in the day in the west
30:00 <couleurs> i just had to reinstall windows xp for an old person cos they didn't like windows 7 and it was the worst thing ever 
30:00 <couleurs> i wish xp would just die
30:00 <StrykerX> XP is an easy install
30:00 <Picard> same for you
31:00 <couleurs> thx Picard 
31:00 <xm> did it have a sata drive
31:00 <xm> you need drivers for them with XP dont you
31:00 <couleurs> not with semi-new hardware
31:00 <couleurs> yes
31:00 <stebie> hah, 486dx33
31:00 <couleurs> and other things
31:00 <couleurs> it is the worst
32:00 <couleurs> xp was good in 2002 ok every1 bye
32:00 <xm> would be funny if this XP person gets a notice to upgrade to windows 10. but i dont think there's a pathway from XP to 10
32:00 <couleurs> nope, i hope it blows up
33:00 <couleurs> old people are weird, just get an ipad
33:00 <couleurs> all you do is skype and browse the web
33:00 <stebie> xm, http://imgur.com/HJNMDrF
33:00 <xm> 1989
33:00 <xm> that's some time ago
34:00 <nate> i could never afford intel ;D
34:00 <couleurs> right Picard???
34:00 <couleurs> (hahaha c wat i did their)
34:00 <xm> i didnt know they had 486s then
34:00 <stebie> maybe my estimate of 2007 was a bit late
34:00 <xm> did you pay a million dollars 
34:00 <xm> or does intel just always say copyright 1989
35:00 <stebie> back in the day my dad did work for a computer company who credited him and eventually used it for pc gear
35:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
35:00 <xm> i remember school got 486s in 1994 i think
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I just ran into Sui
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and disturbedangel somewhere
35:00 <stebie> we were kind of like ahead of many in that regard, compared to those at primary and high schools etc.
35:00 <stebie> those were the days
35:00 <xm> did you have ADSL in 1989
36:00 <xm> lol jks bro
36:00 <xm> there's an XT in dad's garage but i doubt it'd still work
37:00 <Loof> i have a pentium 166 around the side of the house, i sometimes pee on it
37:00 <xm> eco-cooling
37:00 <Loof> lol
37:00 <xm> so it was first made in 1989
38:00 <Loof> i had an amiga then
38:00 <xm> you lucky bastard stebe
38:00 <xm> you would have ran all the games easily
39:00 <xm> part of the reason why i spent more time coding than playing games is because my machine was too slow to play the latest ones, and we rarely upgraded
40:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=142&v=QGHjjrWIiyM
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: If Your Girlfriend Was Actually Crazy Views: 1,927,382 Uploader: CollegeHumor Uploaded: Jan 21, 2015 Duration: 2m36s Rating: 4.84
40:00 <Doodle> like the chick who lives next to the lighthouse in gtav
41:00 <Loof> i gamed like a sob on my amiga
43:00 <Loof> no coding pretty much
43:00 <Loof> just fucked around with delux paint 3
44:00 <anotherirc3r> Amiga!
44:00 <anotherirc3r> I miss that thing
44:00 <xm> first thing i drew in painting programs was 8===D
44:00 <Loof> lol
44:00 <xm> a rite of passage for every young boy
45:00 <xm> then after that i hacked NASA
45:00 <xm> end of story
45:00 <anotherirc3r> what was that for Picard?
45:00 <anotherirc3r> bish
45:00 <Loof> wonder if google still have that shit thing where you have to show your address
45:00 <Loof> i should check
45:00 <xm> i wouldve made it pink but it was a monochrome monitor
47:00 <faux>  GRODD HATE BANANA
48:00 <Loof> look i don't care what you say about me
49:00 <Loof> but i'll be damned if i'll let you bad talk bananas
49:00 <Loof> :P
49:00 <Loof> especially my banana
51:00 <Loof> [PeAkIN]'s dial up connection seems fitting with his 1993 alternating caps
57:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmm
57:00 <faux> Turbo irc
57:00 <couleurs> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
57:00 <faux> Lmao
58:00 <anotherirc3r> grrr to you too
58:00 <TokenDaRing> sup Bastardly_One
00:00 <Bastardly_One> not much 
03:00 <couleurs> n e other gossip
07:00 <couleurs> hello docter
10:00 <xm> beyonce is dating packer!!!
11:00 <Zade> mariah will get upset 
11:00 <couleurs> exclusive!!!!!
12:00 <xm> mariah will be very upset. her own sister doing dis. tsk tsk tsk
13:00 <couleurs> mama mia!!!!!!!!
17:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECu0EqTYk-E
17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ishome - Eva (HD Video) Views: 155,965 Uploader: Twixful Uploaded: Sep 16, 2013 Duration: 6m6s Rating: 4.89
27:00 <couleurs> TesT
27:00 <couleurs> aM i OneLiNeD
27:00 <Loof> awesome song
59:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
09:00 <Picard> cunt
09:00 <anotherirc3r> nice
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ello, ello, ello - wots 'appenin' ere?
22:00 <stebie> nuzzink!
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah...
39:00 <phix> hey! How's the rain tonight/
40:00 <stebie> there's rain?!
40:00 <phix> in Melbourne there is
41:00 <phix> It always rains there
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> it can't rain all the time
43:00 <phix> katatonic_kate01: It does in Melbourne, the emo state
43:00 <phix>  / city
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> fair enough
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> enjoy it then
43:00 <phix> <3
43:00 <phix> zomg! katatonic_kate01!!! I remember you from way back, #jellybean way back
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> um yeah, strange I don't remember you or chatting in # jellybean
45:00 <xm> im getting a k sound in my head. kim? kate? is there a kate in the room? im getting chest pain...
45:00 <phix> katatonic_kate01: oh, ages ago
45:00 <phix> is that still a channel now.
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm eating cupcakes xm
45:00 <phix> nom
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck you auto correct
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> kup kakes
46:00 <phix> I am sipping on some 25year old
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're channelling my inner goddess xm!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> 25 year old… jizz?
46:00 <phix> scotish whiskey
46:00 <phix> well ,whisky
46:00 <phix> since it is scottish
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok then
47:00 <phix> what are you up to?
47:00 <phix> chillin?
47:00 <phix> kicking back/
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup
47:00 <phix> winging it?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
47:00 <phix> all of the above?
47:00 <phix> totes you say
47:00 <phix> any hashes infront of that?
48:00 <margot> Meh.
48:00 <phix> hai margot !
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, no hash tags
49:00 <phix> <3
49:00 <phix> good :)
49:00 <phix> I like you even more
49:00 <Bastardly_One> blah
49:00 <phix> Bastardly_One: sup?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> not much at all
49:00 <phix> katatonic_kate01: althought I do judge you for using the word "totes"
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not phased
50:00 <phix> fair 'nough
50:00 <phix> katatonic_kate01: Where are all of the ol' #jellybean gang?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have no idea what you're talking about
53:00 <phix> ok
53:00 <phix> carry on
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> shall do
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