// #d&d — 2015-04-16
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00:49:49 <vpsirc> mode?
00:50:03 <vpsirc> /mode Steven -R ?
00:59:50 <joyntjezebel> is there anyone active in this chat room
01:30:34 <Steven> !roll 1d20+3
01:30:45 <Steven> !throw 1d20+3
01:30:46 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+3: [1d20=12] 15
01:32:00 <Steven> !throw 1d20+3; 1d6+1
01:32:01 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+3: [1d20=2] 5; 1d6+1: [1d6=1] 2
02:18:38 <Mekkis> yes
02:40:28 <Steven1> hi
03:02:08 <Mekkis> !capacity 14
03:02:09 <diebot> Mekkis, 58 if medium, 43.5 if small.
03:12:33 <Mekkis> http://article.olduse.net/507%40udenva.UUCP
03:34:34 <Avatar> hi any1 active? ok bye
03:38:37 <Avatar> I know, but why bother foldling it in half at all
03:38:53 <Avatar> are you going to lay it out on the table for other people to see what you've completed
03:44:11 <Avatar> isn't there another spell that does what that does
03:44:18 <Avatar> !spell dimensional anchor
03:44:21 <diebot> Avatar, DIMENSIONAL ANCHOR abjuration ([]) cleric/oracle 4, sorcerer/wizard 4, summoner 3, inquisitor 3 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) Comp: V, S Duration: 1 min./level Save: none SR:yes (object)Source: PFRPG Core
03:44:21 <diebot> A green ray springs from your hand. You must make a ranged touch attack to hit the target. Any creature or object struck by the ray is covered with a shimmering emerald field that completely blocks extradimensional travel. Forms of movement barred by a dimensional anchor include astral projection, blink, dimension door, ethereal jaunt,
03:44:21 <diebot> etherealness, gate, maze, plane shift, shadow walk, teleport, and similar spell-like abilities. The spell also prevents the use of a gate or teleportation circle for the duration of the spell. A dimensional anchor does not interfere with the movement of creatures already in ethereal or astral form when the spell is cast, nor does it block
03:44:21 <diebot> extradimensional perception or attack forms. Also, dimensional anchor does not prevent summoned creatures from disappearing at the end of a summoning spell.
03:44:51 <Avatar> some slight changes
03:45:09 <Avatar> ray vs reflex, SR vs none
03:52:32 <Steven> hmmmm 5 spells on a lvl 14 caster.
03:52:47 <Steven> need to find me 5 spells
03:52:58 <Steven> to write into my spell book.
03:55:49 <Avatar> yo
03:56:04 <steven> hey
03:58:10 <Mekkis> hey
03:58:32 <Mekkis> Avatar, yes, And the paralysis
04:02:54 <Avatar> yes that also
04:02:57 <Avatar> that minor detail
04:05:48 <steven> corn beef hash.... so goo.
04:05:50 <steven> goooood
04:07:56 <Avatar> fuck I didn't realise just how bad simple weapon proficiency only is
04:08:15 <Avatar> you've got the real choice of a spear or a longspear and that's it
04:09:57 <Mekkis> what?
04:10:15 <Mekkis> you could be a wizard
04:10:31 <Avatar> I'm talking to someone who's playing an occultist
04:10:39 <Avatar> apparently their powers aren't as good as spells
04:10:55 <Avatar> a kineticist
04:11:20 <Avatar> I have to say I would love to play a kineticist to do some telekinetic shiz if the class is done right
04:11:28 <Avatar> I haven't had a good look at it and it's in playtest anyway
04:11:46 <steven> I liked the Psychic i did.
04:13:12 <steven> i disliked the Abomination discipline
04:25:24 <Avatar> really? the psychic looked like the least interesting?
04:25:31 <Avatar> or am I thinking of the medium
04:42:14 <Avatar> [13:10] <kevinwitchdoctor> Hello
04:43:56 <Avatar> opinions on faction cards?
05:10:28 <Mekkis> What class are you playing?
05:16:23 <Steven1> I've got a ranger2/rogue3/invisible blade 2
05:18:01 <Steven1> the game over values diplomacy.
05:29:18 <Steven1> invis blade 3 now.
05:32:08 <Steven1> so what up avatar
05:39:16 <Mekkis> Massive typographical error
05:41:32 <Steven1> I finally figure out what to make for my level 6 blob
05:50:38 <Avatar> gta 5 yo
05:56:08 <Mekkis> http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/middle-school-student-charged-with-cyber-crime-in-holiday/2224827
06:05:10 <Mekkis> !feat short haft
06:05:11 <Brunius`> wasn't the tampa a big asylum seeker thing about the time I was born
06:05:12 <diebot> Mekkis, SPLIT HEX []Prereq: Witch level 10th. You can split the effect of one of your targeted hexes, affecting another creature you can see.
06:05:13 <diebot> Benefit: When you use one of your hexes (not a major hex or a grand hex) that targets a single creature, you can choose another creature within 30 feet of the first target to also be targeted by the hex. Source: UM
06:09:01 <Mekkis> probably. Cubans
06:10:20 <Steven1> yeah, my brother i downloading it right now.
06:10:21 <Steven1> 60gig
06:11:25 <Steven1> hmmmm... gunslinger1/wizard5
06:11:43 <Steven1> or just wizard 6 and eat the feat.
06:11:55 <Steven1> well 2 feats
06:12:03 <Steven1> 1 for gunsmithing 1 for exotic weap prof
06:13:15 <Mekkis> @=
06:13:23 <Steven1> installing me some neverwinter nights 2
06:14:08 <Steven1> think im gonna have to dump a spell level... 2 feats is pretty horrible.
06:14:32 <Mekkis> awesome. Want to do something multiplayer?
06:14:42 <Steven1> since i've got to get a fair bit of ranged feats.
06:16:25 <Steven1> mebe later... I still need to remember how to play lol
06:17:47 <vpsirc> heh
06:19:59 <Steven1> this migraine sucks a fatty dick
06:22:04 <Steven1> installing mask of the betrayer
06:22:16 <Steven1> hmmm... start with a musket or a pistol.
06:22:23 <Steven1> !rng musket pistol
06:22:23 <diebot> Steven1, musket
06:24:41 <Mekkis> I always liked MotB
06:24:51 <Mekkis> it's in my Top 5 computer games
06:25:56 <Steven1> i dont remember anything about the game, its been too long.
06:27:11 <Mekkis> I am cursed with a very good memory
06:27:56 <Steven1> I remember mostly mathmatical formulas dealing with how water/pollutants move through the ground.
06:28:12 <Mekkis> You did geophysics?
06:28:50 <Steven1> I spent 4 years at the University studying Hydrogeology until i was struck by chronic migraines.
06:29:38 <Mekkis> Have you heard of MASW?
06:29:41 <Steven1> It really sucks.
06:30:23 <Steven1> A bit yeah.
06:32:04 <Steven1> To be completely honest, most of what i did was check peoples math.
06:32:14 <Steven1> I'm really good at math.
06:32:36 <Steven1> and theres 2 types of hydrogeologits, those who do math and those who do field work.
06:33:30 <Steven1> ooooooh... storm of zehir.
06:33:34 <Steven1> i might have to buy that.
06:33:41 <Steven1> never knew they came out with another expansion
06:41:59 <Mekkis> I didn't particularly like it
06:43:06 <Steven1> this update is taking forever.
06:43:52 <Steven1> !rng familiar bond
06:43:52 <diebot> Steven1, familiar
07:01:04 <steven> fuckin bullshit windows update.
07:01:29 <steven> lost me 40 minutes of gametime
07:13:40 <steven> well i just saw what avatar spent the day doing.
07:15:01 <Mekkis> get better interwebs
07:17:55 <Steven1> wasnt on my end i dont believe.
07:20:55 <Steven1> alright, starting to play.
07:29:19 <Steven1> i think im going to do something i dont normally do.
07:29:23 <Steven1> I'm going to go full evil.
07:40:18 <Mekkis> "HTML's a cheap whore. Treating her with respect is possible, and even
07:40:18 <Mekkis> preferable, because once upon a time she was a beautiful and virginal
07:40:18 <Mekkis> format, but you shouldn't expect too much of her at this point."
07:40:18 <Mekkis> --M"K"H
07:54:32 <Mekkis> Steven1, seen the description for Oldlaw Whiskey in Adventurer's Armoury?
08:04:38 <Steven1> pretty quiet in here...
08:04:43 <Steven1> also its snowing outside right now.
08:04:57 <Mekkis> Applying for a job here
08:05:00 <Mekkis> it's a bitch
08:05:32 <Avatar> massive typographical error?
08:07:38 <Steven1> shitty job or shitty application process?
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08:17:20 <Mekkis> shitty application process
08:26:29 <Brunius`> I finally bought a hard copy of the bestiary today
08:29:16 <Steven1> hate it when its like that.
08:29:49 <Steven1> I had one that i had to fill out a bunch of information... all of which was on my resume, and then attach my resume to the end of it...
08:33:17 <Mekkis> this is "Write three 400 word essays"
08:36:15 <Steven1> blech!
08:36:44 <Mekkis> Oh well, it's done
08:39:07 <Steven1> Yay!
08:39:15 <Steven1> I made a gunslinger/wizard.
08:40:05 <Steven1> It is pretty horrible... dunno if im actually going to put the credit into him.
08:45:34 <Mekkis> the bottom half is laid out upside down
08:45:57 <Steven1> no
08:46:07 <Steven1> well probably have, just dont recall it.
08:46:24 <Steven1> its nice having a hard copy when you've got multiple creature types in a combat.
08:46:36 <Mekkis> Oldlaw Whiskey: This single-malt whiskey is made in
08:46:37 <Mekkis> Molthune at a distillery that has existed longer than the
08:46:37 <Mekkis> country itself. The smooth rye whiskey is a favorite of old
08:46:37 <Mekkis> soldiers everywhere.
08:49:03 <Steven1> damn it... the game is bugged. when i pick up the shard in the swamp it wont trigger the cut scene
08:52:49 <Mekkis> pretty sure that single malt whiskey can't be rye whiskey. By definition
09:03:09 <Steven1> that build is not good after you get past fort locke really.
09:03:52 <Mekkis> I'm bringing a core wizard into emerald spire
09:04:02 <Mekkis> can you suggest any consumables he should buy?
09:05:14 <Mekkis> you know... screw it. I'm spending 2pp on a Feather Token (Whip)
09:06:16 <Steven1> hipster jargon maybe
09:15:39 <Steven1> fixed it.
09:15:40 <Steven1> its a fantastic item.
09:15:49 <Steven1> had to debug the game, but i got the conversation to load.
09:16:09 <Steven1> Nearly everytime someone died in our core games it was because of designer 'gotcha'
09:16:52 <Steven1> sorry not core
09:16:55 <Steven1> emerald spire
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09:26:34 <Mekkis> ah
09:26:42 <Mekkis> looking at the faction cards
09:26:52 <Mekkis> they've got a typographic issue
09:27:41 <Steven1> i remember one spot in emerald spire where the deck was so far stacked against us at the end of the fight we had everyone at less then 5hp
09:27:44 <Steven1> 6 man party
09:27:54 <Steven1> no spells
09:27:56 <Steven1> no channels
09:28:07 <Steven1> no rounds of rage.... anything.
09:28:13 <Steven1> we were tapped the fuck out.
09:30:04 <Steven1> all off of 1 creature.
09:40:22 <Mekkis> Avatar, they're designed to be printed out and folded in half so you have a double-sided piece of paper
09:44:07 <Mekkis> that's just poor design
10:10:59 <Steven1> well it had DR an was taking half damage from our attacks.
10:41:50 <Steven1> I think I'm gonna restart.
10:42:09 <Steven1> build something a little off the wall but it should be significantly better then the last character.
10:48:34 <Steven1> thinkin of mixing dragon disciple and pale master
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16:47:13 <Mekkis> I hate it when that happens
16:47:39 <Mekkis> especially has there's no substitute for Ghost Salts in Core
17:37:14 <Avatar> I know, but why bother foldling it in half at all
17:37:31 <Avatar> are you going to lay it out on the table for other people to see what you've completed
17:47:29 <Mekkis> !search carrying capacity
17:47:31 <diebot> Mekkis, Muleback Cords,Horseshoes of Great Burden,Carpet Of Flying 5-ft.-by-5-ft.,Carpet Of Flying 5-ft.-by-10-ft.,Carpet Of Flying 10-ft.-by-10-ft.
17:47:56 <Mekkis> !search effective strength
17:47:57 <diebot> Mekkis, No items found.
17:48:36 <Mekkis> !search strength score
17:48:37 <diebot> Mekkis, Muleback Cords,Ring Of The Ram,Amulet Of Grasping Souls,Manual of Gainful Exercise +1,Necklace Of Spectral Strikes,Manual of Gainful Exercise +2,Manual of Gainful Exercise +3,Manual of Gainful Exercise +4,Manual of Gainful Exercise +5
17:48:45 <Mekkis> !search ant haul
17:48:46 <diebot> Mekkis, Heavyload Belt,Spherewalker's Staff
17:48:57 <Mekkis> !item Heavyload Belt
17:48:57 <diebot> Mekkis, HEAVYLOAD BELT [faint transmutation] CL:1 belt 2000gp, 3lb
17:48:58 <diebot> This wide leather is held together with two strands of oxen skin threaded through holes on each end. The belt's wearer is affected as though subject to a permanent ant haul spell (Advanced Player's Guide). Source: Ultimate Equipment
17:51:06 <Mekkis> !spell archon’s aura
17:51:08 <diebot> Mekkis, ARCHON'S AURA evocation ([good, lawful]) cleric/oracle 3, paladin 3 1 standard action Range: 20 ft. Comp: V, S Duration: 1 minute/level Save: Will negates SR:yesSource: Ultimate Magic
17:51:09 <diebot> You gain a powerful aura, similar to an archon's aura of menace. Any hostile creature within a 20-foot radius of you must make a Will save to resist the effects of this aura. If the creature fails, it takes a -2 penalty on attack rolls and saving throws and to Armor Class for the duration of this spell, or until it successfully hits you with an
17:51:09 <diebot> attack. A creature that has resisted or broken the cannot be affected again by this particular casting of archon's aura.
17:53:44 <Mekkis> !search capacity
17:53:45 <diebot> Mekkis, 29 items found and PMed to Mekkis.
18:02:56 <Avatar> what good is that?
18:11:34 <Mekkis> !spell chains of light
18:11:38 <diebot> Mekkis, CHAINS OF LIGHT conjuration (creation[good]) cleric/oracle 6, inquisitor 5, paladin 4, sorcerer/wizard 6 1 standard action Range: short (25 ft. + 5 ft./level) one creature Comp: V, S, F (a length of fine golden chain) Duration: 1 round/level (D) Save: Reflex negates SR:noSource: Champions Of Purity
18:11:39 <diebot> A creature targeted by this spell is held immobile by glowing golden chains composed of pure light. The creature is paralyzed and held in place, but may attempt a new saving throw each round to end the effect. While held by the golden chains, a creature cannot use any sort of extradimensional travel, such as astral projection, blink, dimension
18:11:39 <diebot> door, ethereal jaunt, etherealness, gate, maze, plane shift, shadow walk, teleport, and similar spells and spell-like abilities. The spell does not affect creatures that are already in ethereal or astral form when the spell is cast.
18:24:15 <Avatar> heavyload belt looks alright, pity it takes up a belt slot
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18:46:58 <Mekkis> the bottom half is laid out upside down
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20:20:09 <Mekkis> !rng liver ltq jere me
20:20:10 <diebot> Mekkis, liver
20:20:12 <Mekkis> !rng liver ltq jere me
20:20:13 <diebot> Mekkis, liver
20:20:14 <Mekkis> !rng liver ltq jere me
20:20:15 <diebot> Mekkis, me
20:23:49 <diebot> Time to do something risky: if all !spell commands don't work after 2 minutes, bug Mekkis to fix it.
20:25:08 <diebot> Downloaded 6790765 bytes of new spells.
20:25:23 <diebot> 2015-04-16 06:26:09 (11.4 MB/s) - “spells.csv” saved [6790756]
20:25:36 <diebot> Inserting Spell records. Please wait.
20:28:05 <Steven1> sup
20:28:29 <Steven1> played my forever man.
20:28:34 <Steven1> was pretty fun.
20:34:33 <Steven1> he attacks for an entire 1d8+10 damage... so powerful.
20:34:38 <Steven1> but his ac i 30.
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20:57:13 <Steven1> i just need to start writing out a bunch of cool deaths.
20:57:47 <Steven1> hmmmm i wonder how long i should make my average life have lasted.
20:58:03 <Steven1> i think 2d20+10 should be fair.
20:58:09 <Steven1> !throw 2d20+10
20:58:09 <diebot> Steven1, 2d20+10: [2d20=16,13] 39
20:58:28 <Steven1> so 92 deaths to come up with
21:55:59 <Steven1> found a decent way to go about it.
21:56:25 <Steven1> cracked open my inner sea world guide, with the timeline of the planet... see whats going on.
22:17:38 <Mekkis> I'd rather a pitch like "Let's go back and fix all those things that don't work, don't fit with the power level, and are really unintuitive, and put them in a book."
22:17:58 <Avatar> I like erik's reponses better
22:18:14 <Avatar> he said "no"
22:18:42 <Steven1> it was not an incorporeal creature. The deck was just really stacked against us.
22:25:50 <Mekkis> Pathfinder doesn't need "new, crazy ideas"
22:31:22 <Avatar> oh yes it does
22:31:27 <Avatar> new crazy ideas will save the rogue
22:32:14 <Mekkis> not new and crazy
22:34:39 <Brunius> `op
22:47:24 <Steven1> its been pretty quiet in here lately.
23:08:12 <Steven> damn it i cant remember how to switch my mode
23:39:31 <Mekkis> !spell color spray
23:39:33 <diebot> Mekkis, COLOR SPRAY illusion (pattern[mind-affecting]) sorcerer/wizard 1, magus 1, bloodrager 1 1 standard action Range: 15 ft. Comp: V, S, M (red, yellow, and blue powder or colored sand) Duration: instantaneous; see text Save: Will negates SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
23:39:33 <diebot> A vivid cone of clashing colors springs forth from your hand, causing creatures to become stunned, perhaps also blinded, and possibly knocking them unconscious. Each creature within the cone is affected according to its HD. 2 HD or less: The creature is unconscious, blinded, and stunned for 2d4 rounds, then blinded and stunned for 1d4 rounds, and
23:39:33 <diebot> then stunned for 1 round. (Only living creatures are knocked unconscious.) 3 or 4 HD: The creature is blinded and stunned for 1d4 rounds, then stunned for 1 round. 5 or more HD: The creature is stunned for 1 round. Sightless creatures are not affected by color spray.
23:39:39 <Mekkis> !spell duplicate familiar
23:39:40 <diebot> Mekkis, DUPLICATE FAMILIAR conjuration (creation[]) alchemist 4, sorcerer/wizard 5, witch 5 1 standard action Range: touch Comp: V, S, M (alchemically preserved mockingfey feathers), F (familiar) Duration: 10 minutes/level Save: Fortitude negates SR:noSource: Familiar Folio
23:39:41 <diebot> You create a duplicate of a familiar. The familiar's master can use the duplicate as if it were his familiar in all respects, though he doesn't gain the bonus special ability from more than one familiar at a time. When the spell's duration expires, the familiar duplicate shrivels into nothing, even if petrified or otherwise transformed.
23:39:47 <Mekkis> ding! new spells!
23:42:28 <Mekkis> how old is Golarion?
23:45:18 <Steven1> recorded history goes back about 10k years.
23:45:34 <Steven1> then there is a couple of ages that the length of are not known.
23:45:52 <Steven1> got about 1k years to go.
23:46:01 <Steven1> for different deaths.
23:46:21 <Mekkis> I'm talking geologically
23:47:15 <Steven1> i dunno if its ever been defined.
23:48:22 <Mekkis> speaking of which, are there any active volcanoes on Golarion?
23:48:29 <Steven1> yes
23:48:30 <Steven1> several
23:51:21 <Steven1> Droskar's Crag is in andoran
23:52:39 <Mekkis> it's dormant
23:53:02 <Mekkis> or is it
23:53:23 <Steven1> it is not dormant, its shown no major activity.
23:53:32 <Steven1> there is a significant difference between the two.
23:53:42 <Mekkis> ah. The wiki is wrong
23:54:40 <Steven1> the inner sea world guide
23:55:35 <Steven1> is where i found out about it, im going off of that source.
23:55:39 <Mekkis> is there a map of the whole planet?
23:56:26 <Steven1> http://golarion.altervista.org/images/a/a5/Mappa.jpg
23:57:27 <Mekkis> where would you say the tectonic plates are?
23:57:48 <Steven1> It is a pretty horrible map for figuring that out.
23:58:54 <Steven1> pretty much golarion in general is not geologicaly accurate.
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