// #d&d — 2015-04-15
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00:49:49 <vpsirc> mode?
00:50:03 <vpsirc> /mode Steven -R ?
00:59:50 <joyntjezebel> is there anyone active in this chat room
01:30:34 <Steven> !roll 1d20+3
01:30:45 <Steven> !throw 1d20+3
01:30:46 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+3: [1d20=12] 15
01:32:00 <Steven> !throw 1d20+3; 1d6+1
01:32:01 <diebot> Steven, 1d20+3: [1d20=2] 5; 1d6+1: [1d6=1] 2
02:18:38 <Mekkis> yes
02:40:28 <Steven1> hi
03:02:08 <Mekkis> !capacity 14
03:02:09 <diebot> Mekkis, 58 if medium, 43.5 if small.
03:12:33 <Mekkis> http://article.olduse.net/507%40udenva.UUCP
03:34:34 <Avatar> hi any1 active? ok bye
03:44:11 <Avatar> isn't there another spell that does what that does
03:44:18 <Avatar> !spell dimensional anchor
03:44:21 <diebot> Avatar, DIMENSIONAL ANCHOR abjuration ([]) cleric/oracle 4, sorcerer/wizard 4, summoner 3, inquisitor 3 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) Comp: V, S Duration: 1 min./level Save: none SR:yes (object)Source: PFRPG Core
03:44:21 <diebot> A green ray springs from your hand. You must make a ranged touch attack to hit the target. Any creature or object struck by the ray is covered with a shimmering emerald field that completely blocks extradimensional travel. Forms of movement barred by a dimensional anchor include astral projection, blink, dimension door, ethereal jaunt,
03:44:21 <diebot> etherealness, gate, maze, plane shift, shadow walk, teleport, and similar spell-like abilities. The spell also prevents the use of a gate or teleportation circle for the duration of the spell. A dimensional anchor does not interfere with the movement of creatures already in ethereal or astral form when the spell is cast, nor does it block
03:44:21 <diebot> extradimensional perception or attack forms. Also, dimensional anchor does not prevent summoned creatures from disappearing at the end of a summoning spell.
03:44:51 <Avatar> some slight changes
03:45:09 <Avatar> ray vs reflex, SR vs none
03:52:32 <Steven> hmmmm 5 spells on a lvl 14 caster.
03:52:47 <Steven> need to find me 5 spells
03:52:58 <Steven> to write into my spell book.
03:55:49 <Avatar> yo
03:56:04 <steven> hey
03:58:10 <Mekkis> hey
03:58:32 <Mekkis> Avatar, yes, And the paralysis
04:02:54 <Avatar> yes that also
04:02:57 <Avatar> that minor detail
04:05:48 <steven> corn beef hash.... so goo.
04:05:50 <steven> goooood
04:07:56 <Avatar> fuck I didn't realise just how bad simple weapon proficiency only is
04:08:15 <Avatar> you've got the real choice of a spear or a longspear and that's it
04:09:57 <Mekkis> what?
04:10:15 <Mekkis> you could be a wizard
04:10:31 <Avatar> I'm talking to someone who's playing an occultist
04:10:39 <Avatar> apparently their powers aren't as good as spells
04:10:55 <Avatar> a kineticist
04:11:20 <Avatar> I have to say I would love to play a kineticist to do some telekinetic shiz if the class is done right
04:11:28 <Avatar> I haven't had a good look at it and it's in playtest anyway
04:11:46 <steven> I liked the Psychic i did.
04:13:12 <steven> i disliked the Abomination discipline
04:25:24 <Avatar> really? the psychic looked like the least interesting?
04:25:31 <Avatar> or am I thinking of the medium
04:42:14 <Avatar> [13:10] <kevinwitchdoctor> Hello
04:43:56 <Avatar> opinions on faction cards?
05:09:34 <Steven1> sittin here now, it is pretty fun... im pretty sure i woke up the neighbor with my cussing though
05:09:42 <Steven1> funny even
05:10:28 <Mekkis> What class are you playing?
05:16:23 <Steven1> I've got a ranger2/rogue3/invisible blade 2
05:18:01 <Steven1> the game over values diplomacy.
05:20:27 <Steven1> t-11hours 41 minutes
05:20:34 <Steven1> SKULL AND SHACKLES!
05:28:20 <Steven1> i might be showing up to that with a shiner
05:29:18 <Steven1> invis blade 3 now.
05:32:08 <Steven1> so what up avatar
05:39:16 <Mekkis> Massive typographical error
05:41:32 <Steven1> I finally figure out what to make for my level 6 blob
05:43:15 <Mekkis> I'll shine you
05:50:38 <Avatar> gta 5 yo
05:56:08 <Mekkis> http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/middle-school-student-charged-with-cyber-crime-in-holiday/2224827
06:04:27 <Steven1> corn or some fancy hipster shine?
06:05:10 <Mekkis> !feat short haft
06:05:11 <Brunius`> wasn't the tampa a big asylum seeker thing about the time I was born
06:05:12 <diebot> Mekkis, SPLIT HEX []Prereq: Witch level 10th. You can split the effect of one of your targeted hexes, affecting another creature you can see.
06:05:13 <diebot> Benefit: When you use one of your hexes (not a major hex or a grand hex) that targets a single creature, you can choose another creature within 30 feet of the first target to also be targeted by the hex. Source: UM
06:09:01 <Mekkis> probably. Cubans
06:10:20 <Steven1> yeah, my brother i downloading it right now.
06:10:21 <Steven1> 60gig
06:11:25 <Steven1> hmmmm... gunslinger1/wizard5
06:11:43 <Steven1> or just wizard 6 and eat the feat.
06:11:55 <Steven1> well 2 feats
06:12:03 <Steven1> 1 for gunsmithing 1 for exotic weap prof
06:13:15 <Mekkis> @=
06:13:23 <Steven1> installing me some neverwinter nights 2
06:14:08 <Steven1> think im gonna have to dump a spell level... 2 feats is pretty horrible.
06:14:32 <Mekkis> awesome. Want to do something multiplayer?
06:14:42 <Steven1> since i've got to get a fair bit of ranged feats.
06:16:25 <Steven1> mebe later... I still need to remember how to play lol
06:17:47 <vpsirc> heh
06:19:59 <Steven1> this migraine sucks a fatty dick
06:22:04 <Steven1> installing mask of the betrayer
06:22:16 <Steven1> hmmm... start with a musket or a pistol.
06:22:23 <Steven1> !rng musket pistol
06:22:23 <diebot> Steven1, musket
06:24:41 <Mekkis> I always liked MotB
06:24:51 <Mekkis> it's in my Top 5 computer games
06:25:56 <Steven1> i dont remember anything about the game, its been too long.
06:27:11 <Mekkis> I am cursed with a very good memory
06:27:56 <Steven1> I remember mostly mathmatical formulas dealing with how water/pollutants move through the ground.
06:28:12 <Mekkis> You did geophysics?
06:28:50 <Steven1> I spent 4 years at the University studying Hydrogeology until i was struck by chronic migraines.
06:29:38 <Mekkis> Have you heard of MASW?
06:29:41 <Steven1> It really sucks.
06:30:23 <Steven1> A bit yeah.
06:32:04 <Steven1> To be completely honest, most of what i did was check peoples math.
06:32:14 <Steven1> I'm really good at math.
06:32:36 <Steven1> and theres 2 types of hydrogeologits, those who do math and those who do field work.
06:33:30 <Steven1> ooooooh... storm of zehir.
06:33:34 <Steven1> i might have to buy that.
06:33:41 <Steven1> never knew they came out with another expansion
06:41:59 <Mekkis> I didn't particularly like it
06:43:06 <Steven1> this update is taking forever.
06:43:52 <Steven1> !rng familiar bond
06:43:52 <diebot> Steven1, familiar
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06:45:49 <Mekkis> I hate it when that happens
06:46:17 <Mekkis> especially has there's no substitute for Ghost Salts in Core
07:01:04 <steven> fuckin bullshit windows update.
07:01:29 <steven> lost me 40 minutes of gametime
07:13:40 <steven> well i just saw what avatar spent the day doing.
07:15:01 <Mekkis> get better interwebs
07:17:55 <Steven1> wasnt on my end i dont believe.
07:20:55 <Steven1> alright, starting to play.
07:29:19 <Steven1> i think im going to do something i dont normally do.
07:29:23 <Steven1> I'm going to go full evil.
07:40:18 <Mekkis> "HTML's a cheap whore. Treating her with respect is possible, and even
07:40:18 <Mekkis> preferable, because once upon a time she was a beautiful and virginal
07:40:18 <Mekkis> format, but you shouldn't expect too much of her at this point."
07:40:18 <Mekkis> --M"K"H
07:54:32 <Mekkis> Steven1, seen the description for Oldlaw Whiskey in Adventurer's Armoury?
08:04:38 <Steven1> pretty quiet in here...
08:04:43 <Steven1> also its snowing outside right now.
08:04:57 <Mekkis> Applying for a job here
08:05:00 <Mekkis> it's a bitch
08:05:32 <Avatar> massive typographical error?
08:07:38 <Steven1> shitty job or shitty application process?
08:17:20 <Mekkis> shitty application process
08:26:29 <Brunius`> I finally bought a hard copy of the bestiary today
08:29:16 <Steven1> hate it when its like that.
08:29:49 <Steven1> I had one that i had to fill out a bunch of information... all of which was on my resume, and then attach my resume to the end of it...
08:33:17 <Mekkis> this is "Write three 400 word essays"
08:36:15 <Steven1> blech!
08:36:44 <Mekkis> Oh well, it's done
08:39:07 <Steven1> Yay!
08:39:15 <Steven1> I made a gunslinger/wizard.
08:40:05 <Steven1> It is pretty horrible... dunno if im actually going to put the credit into him.
08:45:57 <Steven1> no
08:46:07 <Steven1> well probably have, just dont recall it.
08:46:24 <Steven1> its nice having a hard copy when you've got multiple creature types in a combat.
08:46:36 <Mekkis> Oldlaw Whiskey: This single-malt whiskey is made in
08:46:37 <Mekkis> Molthune at a distillery that has existed longer than the
08:46:37 <Mekkis> country itself. The smooth rye whiskey is a favorite of old
08:46:37 <Mekkis> soldiers everywhere.
08:49:03 <Steven1> damn it... the game is bugged. when i pick up the shard in the swamp it wont trigger the cut scene
08:52:49 <Mekkis> pretty sure that single malt whiskey can't be rye whiskey. By definition
09:03:09 <Steven1> that build is not good after you get past fort locke really.
09:03:52 <Mekkis> I'm bringing a core wizard into emerald spire
09:04:02 <Mekkis> can you suggest any consumables he should buy?
09:05:14 <Mekkis> you know... screw it. I'm spending 2pp on a Feather Token (Whip)
09:06:16 <Steven1> hipster jargon maybe
09:15:39 <Steven1> fixed it.
09:15:40 <Steven1> its a fantastic item.
09:15:49 <Steven1> had to debug the game, but i got the conversation to load.
09:16:09 <Steven1> Nearly everytime someone died in our core games it was because of designer 'gotcha'
09:16:52 <Steven1> sorry not core
09:16:55 <Steven1> emerald spire
09:26:34 <Mekkis> ah
09:26:42 <Mekkis> looking at the faction cards
09:26:52 <Mekkis> they've got a typographic issue
09:27:41 <Steven1> i remember one spot in emerald spire where the deck was so far stacked against us at the end of the fight we had everyone at less then 5hp
09:27:44 <Steven1> 6 man party
09:27:54 <Steven1> no spells
09:27:56 <Steven1> no channels
09:28:07 <Steven1> no rounds of rage.... anything.
09:28:13 <Steven1> we were tapped the fuck out.
09:29:02 <Mekkis> neither
09:30:04 <Steven1> all off of 1 creature.
09:44:07 <Mekkis> that's just poor design
10:10:59 <Steven1> well it had DR an was taking half damage from our attacks.
10:41:36 <Mekkis> does DDDDD NNNN DDDD get you kicked?
10:41:44 <Mekkis> or is dicebot dead
10:41:50 <Steven1> I think I'm gonna restart.
10:42:09 <Steven1> build something a little off the wall but it should be significantly better then the last character.
10:48:34 <Steven1> thinkin of mixing dragon disciple and pale master
16:47:13 <Mekkis> I hate it when that happens
16:47:39 <Mekkis> especially has there's no substitute for Ghost Salts in Core
17:47:29 <Mekkis> !search carrying capacity
17:47:31 <diebot> Mekkis, Muleback Cords,Horseshoes of Great Burden,Carpet Of Flying 5-ft.-by-5-ft.,Carpet Of Flying 5-ft.-by-10-ft.,Carpet Of Flying 10-ft.-by-10-ft.
17:47:56 <Mekkis> !search effective strength
17:47:57 <diebot> Mekkis, No items found.
17:48:36 <Mekkis> !search strength score
17:48:37 <diebot> Mekkis, Muleback Cords,Ring Of The Ram,Amulet Of Grasping Souls,Manual of Gainful Exercise +1,Necklace Of Spectral Strikes,Manual of Gainful Exercise +2,Manual of Gainful Exercise +3,Manual of Gainful Exercise +4,Manual of Gainful Exercise +5
17:48:45 <Mekkis> !search ant haul
17:48:46 <diebot> Mekkis, Heavyload Belt,Spherewalker's Staff
17:48:57 <Mekkis> !item Heavyload Belt
17:48:57 <diebot> Mekkis, HEAVYLOAD BELT [faint transmutation] CL:1 belt 2000gp, 3lb
17:48:58 <diebot> This wide leather is held together with two strands of oxen skin threaded through holes on each end. The belt's wearer is affected as though subject to a permanent ant haul spell (Advanced Player's Guide). Source: Ultimate Equipment
17:51:06 <Mekkis> !spell archon’s aura
17:51:08 <diebot> Mekkis, ARCHON'S AURA evocation ([good, lawful]) cleric/oracle 3, paladin 3 1 standard action Range: 20 ft. Comp: V, S Duration: 1 minute/level Save: Will negates SR:yesSource: Ultimate Magic
17:51:09 <diebot> You gain a powerful aura, similar to an archon's aura of menace. Any hostile creature within a 20-foot radius of you must make a Will save to resist the effects of this aura. If the creature fails, it takes a -2 penalty on attack rolls and saving throws and to Armor Class for the duration of this spell, or until it successfully hits you with an
17:51:09 <diebot> attack. A creature that has resisted or broken the cannot be affected again by this particular casting of archon's aura.
17:53:44 <Mekkis> !search capacity
17:53:45 <diebot> Mekkis, 29 items found and PMed to Mekkis.
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18:11:34 <Mekkis> !spell chains of light
18:11:38 <diebot> Mekkis, CHAINS OF LIGHT conjuration (creation[good]) cleric/oracle 6, inquisitor 5, paladin 4, sorcerer/wizard 6 1 standard action Range: short (25 ft. + 5 ft./level) one creature Comp: V, S, F (a length of fine golden chain) Duration: 1 round/level (D) Save: Reflex negates SR:noSource: Champions Of Purity
18:11:39 <diebot> A creature targeted by this spell is held immobile by glowing golden chains composed of pure light. The creature is paralyzed and held in place, but may attempt a new saving throw each round to end the effect. While held by the golden chains, a creature cannot use any sort of extradimensional travel, such as astral projection, blink, dimension
18:11:39 <diebot> door, ethereal jaunt, etherealness, gate, maze, plane shift, shadow walk, teleport, and similar spells and spell-like abilities. The spell does not affect creatures that are already in ethereal or astral form when the spell is cast.
18:24:15 <Avatar> heavyload belt looks alright, pity it takes up a belt slot
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18:55:07 <Mekkis> heh. most recent FAQ...
18:55:15 <Mekkis> Concealment and Precision Damage: Does concealment (the 20% kind, not total concealment) negate all kinds of precision damage? There is some confusion from the multiple places where precision damage appears.
18:55:15 <Mekkis> Yes, in general concealment does negate all kinds of precision damage, unless you have a special ability that particularly says otherwise like the Shadow Strike feat or the Unchained rogue’s sneak attack.
19:23:22 <Avatar> what's that about
19:23:52 <Mekkis> or the Unchained rogue’s sneak attack.
19:27:14 <Avatar> meaning what
19:35:03 <Mekkis> they'ree talking more about unchained
19:37:53 <Mekkis> Massive typographical error
19:38:12 <Avatar> I didn't realise that book is coming out is only a couple of weeks
19:38:15 <Avatar> I thought it was coming out at gencon
19:38:31 <Avatar> they've released two blogs about it
19:38:36 <Avatar> in the past 2 weeks
20:03:10 <Mekkis> mmm
20:03:29 <Mekkis> hopefully it's a prelude to a Pathfinder reboot
20:03:47 <Mekkis> !feat short haft
20:03:51 <diebot> Mekkis, SPLIT HEX []Prereq: Witch level 10th. You can split the effect of one of your targeted hexes, affecting another creature you can see.
20:03:51 <diebot> Benefit: When you use one of your hexes (not a major hex or a grand hex) that targets a single creature, you can choose another creature within 30 feet of the first target to also be targeted by the hex. Source: UM
20:23:42 <Avatar> Pathfinder 2nd edition methinx
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20:59:42 <steven> fuckin bullshit windows update.
21:00:07 <steven> lost me 40 minutes of gametime
21:12:18 <steven> well i just saw what avatar spent the day doing.
22:04:10 <Avatar> massive typographical error?
22:05:32 <Avatar> I like this: The pitch was simple: "Let us do a book filled with whatever crazy ideas we have floating around in our heads". He said "no". I said, "Wait though, allow me to explain, our crazy ideas might make the game better." He said "tell me more"
22:16:59 <Mekkis> really?
22:17:38 <Mekkis> I'd rather a pitch like "Let's go back and fix all those things that don't work, don't fit with the power level, and are really unintuitive, and put them in a book."
22:17:58 <Avatar> I like erik's reponses better
22:18:14 <Avatar> he said "no"
22:18:42 <Steven1> it was not an incorporeal creature. The deck was just really stacked against us.
22:25:50 <Mekkis> Pathfinder doesn't need "new, crazy ideas"
22:31:22 <Avatar> oh yes it does
22:31:27 <Avatar> new crazy ideas will save the rogue
22:32:14 <Mekkis> not new and crazy
22:34:39 <Brunius> `op
23:08:12 <Steven> damn it i cant remember how to switch my mode
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23:39:00 <Mekkis> Avatar, they're designed to be printed out and folded in half so you have a double-sided piece of paper
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