// #d&d — 2011-10-14
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00:03:49 <Mekkis> snypt, did you used to be a programmer?
00:04:33 <snypt> not really i did a little pascal years ago and started to learn c and php
00:04:39 <snypt> never really stuck with it tho
00:04:44 <Mekkis> ah
00:05:16 <snypt> something not working right for ya?
00:05:31 <Mekkis> not really...
00:05:37 <Mekkis> just trying some Qt stuff
00:06:42 <snypt> qt?
00:11:06 <Mekkis> it's a framework
06:18:41 <Avatar> what's the max amount of ranks you can put into a skill in pathfinder? I can't find it in the rulebook
06:21:12 <Ballig> http://melbourne.craigslist.com.au/vgm/2644900264.html
06:21:14 <Ballig> I bet that's Avatar
06:21:20 <Ballig> Avatar: I think it's the same as your level
06:24:31 <Avatar> I am not smart enough to make real money selling tf2 shit
06:35:04 <Avatar> I can't work out how the pregen rogue has +7 perception
06:51:15 <Ballig> +1 rank +3 class
06:51:23 <Ballig> maybe +2 racial if it's a gnome
06:54:35 <Avatar> elf
06:54:49 <Ballig> I actually have PDFs that have a pre-gen for every class for every race
06:54:53 <Avatar> +1 wis
06:54:55 <Ballig> but that doesn't seem to be available on the website anymore
06:55:36 <Avatar> that's 5
06:55:46 <Avatar> even with the trapfinding bonus that only goes to +6
06:55:50 <Ballig> do elf have a racial trait
06:56:13 <Avatar> YEP that's it
06:56:29 <Ballig> so it's +8 for traps
06:56:46 <Avatar> yeah
06:57:12 <Avatar> ok, the rogue's finished
06:57:57 <Avatar> http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=315
07:11:12 <Avatar> I feel like doing the wizard and the fighter now
07:11:14 <Avatar> dumb work
12:11:22 <Avatar-> still itching for a game
12:25:55 <Avatar-> are any of you actually interested in one hour sessions during the week?
12:26:10 <Avatar-> weeknights
12:26:41 <Avatar-> I haven't specifically asked anyone to register interest before, which is a mistake
12:26:51 <Avatar-> time to start
12:41:57 <Tashes> eh, i'm here when i'm here. Not against doing something, but can't commit to times
13:01:19 <Avatar-> are you open to it though, or rather weekends only?
13:06:54 <Tashes> nah i'm open to it, but like i said i can't commit
13:20:16 <Avatar-> it's probably better for people who can't commit
13:20:27 <Avatar-> meant to be impromptu only
13:21:07 <Avatar-> just to help get scenarios out of the way rather than 2-3 weeks
13:21:17 <Avatar-> assuming no missed weeks too
13:26:41 <Tashes> mhm
13:50:44 <Avatar-> nodwik
13:50:54 <Avatar-> have you got a character yet
15:11:15 <Avatar-> anyone else around
15:11:29 <Avatar-> what's going on
16:16:41 <Avatar-> how come nodwik never talks
17:16:14 <Avatar-> zerib
17:16:26 <Avatar-> wait, are you not in australia
17:16:28 <Avatar-> I forget
17:31:13 <Zerib> Hey
17:31:14 <Zerib> No I am not
17:51:41 <Avatar> need to check if people are okay to play on weekdays
17:51:43 <Avatar> for an hour
17:52:15 <Avatar> weeknights*
17:54:11 <Avatar> only works for you foreigners if you sleep all day
18:17:41 <Zerib> what time would it be during the week?
18:18:43 <Avatar> 7pmish
18:19:22 <Zerib> your time?
18:19:40 <Avatar> yeah, UTC+11:00
18:21:05 <Zerib> what time is it there
18:21:07 <Zerib> ?
18:21:10 <Avatar> 5.23pm
18:21:19 <Avatar> so an hour and a half
18:21:41 <Avatar> it's really only for 1 hour games on monday-thursday
18:21:49 <Avatar> friday is anything goes and sundays is generally out
18:21:55 <Avatar> sunday evenings
18:22:02 <Avatar> becuase you can play through the day
18:23:05 <Zerib> what do you mean through the day?
18:23:20 <Avatar> morning or afternoon
18:23:31 <Avatar> ie. anytime other than the evening
18:24:37 <Zerib> Sundays work for us over here because its Saturday night.
18:25:01 <Avatar> yeah that's true
18:25:21 <Avatar> if you can find the people here who don't mind playing on a sunday night, it's known to happen
18:25:25 <Avatar> I think mekkis is okay with it
18:25:51 <Zerib> I thought that was what I was being invited to play
18:26:27 <Avatar> sunday morning, this weekend, maybe
18:26:32 <Avatar> otherwise next saturday morning
18:27:10 <Avatar> mekkis should be confirming that next-saturday timeslot
18:27:38 <Zerib> Cant do Saturday morning because that's our Friday night. I dont get off till late, I'm doing math for time.
18:27:50 <Ballig> he can do saturday afternoon
18:27:54 <Ballig> from 3pm
18:28:22 <Avatar> maybe need to check with canine as well
18:32:21 <Avatar> Ballig: are you good for weeknight quickies
18:32:31 <Ballig> how often are we talking
18:32:38 <Avatar> only when people feel like it
18:32:43 <Avatar> impromptu games
18:32:49 <Ballig> in general? probably not
18:32:55 <Avatar> never?
18:33:00 <Ballig> in general
18:33:07 <Ballig> if it was to finish off a game that had already been started, perhaps
18:33:15 <Avatar> okay
18:35:45 <Zerib> so in about an hour and a half we would have our game time?
18:36:34 <Avatar> yeah
18:36:37 <Avatar> roughly
18:36:58 <Avatar> it'd only happen if we had the players here ready to go
18:37:09 <Avatar> I wouldn't want to see anyone waiting around if they didn't want to
18:37:40 <Avatar> in the past we've sort of just put our foot down on no weeknight games because of the 3-4 hour thing
18:37:43 <Avatar> which does suck
18:38:12 <Avatar> but I think if we get a solid hour of a game in it could still be fun and speed along a scenario
18:38:33 <Avatar> you could possibly say every scenario could be reduced to only 2 'big' sessions instead of 3
18:38:37 <Zerib> that would be too late for me
18:38:47 <Avatar> yeah
18:38:49 <Zerib> that would be 4 am here for me
18:38:58 <Zerib> if it was earlier then maybe
18:39:03 <Avatar> it could never happen in a game you're in then
18:39:11 <Avatar> earlier it would start is about 6
18:39:32 <Avatar> earliest*
18:40:21 <Zerib> Just not doable with school
18:43:24 <Avatar> a few more people in your timezone would be handy
18:46:34 <Ballig> http://i.imgur.com/j6sXp.png
18:47:50 <Zerib> thats a good game
19:06:13 <Brunius> Darn Australians
19:08:19 <Avatar> Brunius: are you game for evening games?
19:08:27 <Avatar> 1 hour
19:14:12 <Brunius> Evening games doing what?
19:14:16 <Brunius> Normal games...nah
19:14:25 <Brunius> If we were finishing off...maybe
19:14:43 <Ballig> show some commitment Brunius, gods
19:15:19 <Brunius> [17:35:11] <@Avatar> Ballig: are you good for weeknight quickies
19:15:19 <Brunius> [17:35:21] <Ballig> how often are we talking
19:15:19 <Brunius> [17:35:29] <@Avatar> only when people feel like it
19:15:19 <Brunius> [17:35:33] <@Avatar> impromptu games
19:15:19 <Brunius> [17:35:40] <Ballig> in general? probably not
19:15:19 <Brunius> [17:35:46] <@Avatar> never?
19:15:19 <Brunius> [17:35:50] <Ballig> in general
19:15:19 <Brunius> [17:35:58] <Ballig> if it was to finish off a game that had already been started, perhaps
19:15:28 <Ballig> That's The Joke
19:15:49 <Brunius> Y U SO FAIL COMPUTER
19:48:41 <Ballig> hey Brunius: http://www.reddit.com/tb/lbgrl
19:50:55 <Brunius> Nice.
21:07:01 <Brunius> Au'revoir firefox
21:07:05 <Brunius> Nice knowing you.
21:09:17 <Ballig> using chrome now?
21:16:32 <Brunius> Opera
21:28:34 <Ballig> oh, hipster Brunius
21:28:54 <Brunius> What's that suppose to mean?
21:30:01 <Ballig> going retro
21:40:17 <Brunius> Fuck this.
21:40:20 <Brunius> Too confusing
21:40:24 <Brunius> Back to freezes it is.
21:41:25 <Ballig> have you tried chrome?
21:43:40 <Brunius> Fuck chrome
21:43:47 <Brunius> I tried it for a bit
21:43:54 <Brunius> It had even less functionality than opera
21:50:14 <Ballig> I think you'll find most of the things you want with Chrome are available, just harder to turn on
21:50:17 <Ballig> so you have to google for it
21:50:21 <Ballig> I just didn't like the basic UI
21:50:35 <Ballig> it tries to be new and innovative but just ends up being weird
21:51:00 <Brunius> I think most people use it to try to be cool, ahead of the crowd, etc.
21:52:48 <Ballig> eh it seems to be a legitimate choice
22:03:03 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 15th 11am (Avatar) LSK: Sat 22nd Oct 7pm || All times AEDT (UTC+11:00), CONFIRM YOUR ATTENDANCE by the Friday before! || EM: Sat 2pm | CotE: Sun 3.30pm
22:03:03 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Wed Oct 12 16:53:01 2011
22:03:03 <***> Buffer Playback...
22:03:03 <***> Playback Complete.
22:06:08 <Mekkis> so
22:06:13 <Mekkis> when do you want me to run something?
22:07:34 <Ballig> right now
22:07:44 <Mekkis> sure
22:07:47 <Mekkis> who do we have?
22:07:50 Ballig is now known as Bobbob
22:09:05 <Avatar> same
22:09:17 <Avatar> snypt is here
22:09:19 <Avatar> and brunius is here
22:09:38 <Mekkis> You're in Katapesh.
22:09:58 Avatar is now known as Buck
22:10:08 <Mekkis> And you're outside the Pathfinder lodge.
22:10:09 <Bobbob> I charge Buck
22:10:16 <Mekkis> Even here, on a back street several blocks removed from the
22:10:16 <Mekkis> main bustle of the Katapesh markets, merchants hawk their
22:10:16 <Mekkis> wares, offering cooked meats and vegetables, shiny baubles,
22:10:16 <Mekkis> and bubbling pots filled with mysterious concoctions. A few
22:10:16 <Mekkis> short steps away is the Katapesh Pathfinder Lodge, a crumbling
22:10:16 <Mekkis> temple made of mud and white-washed in plaster. Stepping
22:10:16 <Mekkis> inside reveals the building to be markedly cooler than the late
22:10:16 <Mekkis> afternoon market. After a moment, an old, wrinkled Garundi
22:10:16 <Mekkis> man enters the main hall from a back room. He stares out
22:10:16 <Mekkis> of a pair of spectacles under a shock of white hair. He clearly
22:10:16 <Mekkis> matches the description of Venture-Captain Rafmeln, the quiet
22:10:16 <Mekkis> and rather unassuming head of the Katapeshi Pathfinders.
22:10:18 <Buck> reflex save to avoid Bobbob
22:10:23 <Bobbob> no it's AC
22:10:42 Mekkis gives voice to Bobbob Buck
22:10:52 Mekkis gives channel half-operator status to diebot
22:11:07 <Bobbob> do we actually have a third
22:11:19 <Mekkis> does anyone here speak Ancient Osirioni?
22:11:23 <Bobbob> I do
22:11:25 <Buck> mellon does
22:11:26 <Bobbob> obv
22:11:38 <Mekkis> you all know about Katapesh?
22:11:44 <Mekkis> “Oh, good, good, you’re finally here. Come, I have things to
22:11:44 <Mekkis> show you,” he says and gestures toward a spacious office.
22:11:44 <Mekkis> He scampers over to a desk in the corner and snatches up a
22:11:44 <Mekkis> set of papers. The first item he unrolls is a map of Katapesh.
22:11:44 <Mekkis> His finger jabs down on a spot in the northwestern corner of
22:11:44 <Mekkis> the country, well north of Solku, in the mountainous deserts
22:11:44 <Mekkis> bordering Osirion. “This is where the society is sending
22:11:44 <Mekkis> you. You’ve heard of the Asmodeus Mirage, yes? Well, no
22:11:44 <Mekkis> matter, either way, you’ll soon be seeing it for yourself.
22:11:44 <Mekkis> This valley is where it manifests. For the longest time we
22:11:44 <Mekkis> had no idea what caused the Mirage, but my research has
22:11:44 <Mekkis> revealed some very compelling clues.” He starts unrolling
22:11:44 <Mekkis> scrolls, opening books, flattening out sketches, and caps this
22:11:44 <Mekkis> display by retrieving an enormous and heavy tablet from a
22:11:44 <Mekkis> locked cabinet and carefully places it on his desk. The tablet
22:11:44 <Mekkis> is covered in pictographs—probably Ancient Osiriani. “Well,
22:11:44 <Mekkis> without going through all these Journals yourself, you’ll just
22:11:44 <Mekkis> have to take my word for it, but …” He flattens out another
22:11:44 <Mekkis> sketch. This one depicts a humanoid skeleton nestled around
22:11:44 <Mekkis> the pistil of a flower.
22:11:56 <Buck> what's Katapesh
22:12:00 <Bobbob> I know everything there is to know about Katapesh
22:12:13 <Bobbob> this scenario has a lot of walls of text
22:12:16 <Mekkis> Bobbob, tell Buck this. In character.
22:12:38 <Buck> aren't I there
22:12:49 <Mekkis> yes, you are
22:12:57 <Mekkis> His finger jabs down at the skeleton. “This, here, is what
22:12:57 <Mekkis> you’re after. From all the stories and fractured reports I’ve
22:12:57 <Mekkis> been able to piece together, this skeleton is what powers
22:12:57 <Mekkis> the Mirage.” He gestures to the piles of paper that he’s laid
22:12:57 <Mekkis> down. “Almost all of these reports that mention the Mirage
22:12:57 <Mekkis> have something to say about visions of the skeleton, though
22:12:57 <Mekkis> very few claim to have actually seen the real thing. I fear that
22:12:57 <Mekkis> those who get close to the skeleton either die or become
22:12:57 <Mekkis> trapped in the Mirage. There are many people, including a
22:12:57 <Mekkis> few Pathfinders, who went into that Mirage and never come
22:12:57 <Mekkis> out. Many die, I am sure. I believe many more are simply
22:12:57 <Mekkis> trapped. I believe that, if the Mirage ends while you are in it,
22:12:57 <Mekkis> you are very likely to never get out.
22:13:01 <Bobbob> I don't actually speak ancient osirioni
22:13:03 <Bobbob> I was kidding
22:13:23 <Mekkis> “Well, let’s see if we can get around that, shall we, Pathfinders?
22:13:23 <Mekkis> You’re going to go into the desert and get that skeleton. I’ve
22:13:23 <Mekkis> arranged a guide and a small camel caravan to get you there
22:13:23 <Mekkis> and back. You leave in the morning.”
22:13:34 <Mekkis> "Do you have any questions?"
22:13:49 <Buck> "Sorry, I missed all of that. Can you repeat it?"
22:13:53 <Bobbob> haha
22:14:13 <Mekkis> He glares at you.
22:14:42 <Mekkis> "Are you deliberately apathetic, or just dim-witted?"
22:15:02 <Buck> "Is it a real mirage?"
22:15:16 <Mekkis> "There's this thing... called the Asmodeus Mirage... that comes to the Osirion deserts every century."
22:15:40 <Mekkis> "You need to go in there, get this snake-flower thing, work out what in the name of Gorum is going on, and get out."
22:16:06 <Buck> "Will we need heat protection?"
22:16:20 <Mekkis> "What do you expect? it's a desert."
22:16:40 <Mekkis> "Why does Ambrus send me all these... amateurs.."
22:16:42 <Bobbob> "Is it a snake-flower thing or a skeleton?"
22:16:57 <Buck> "Fool," I mutter
22:17:02 <Mekkis> "If we knew that, then we wouldn't need to send you guys."
22:17:06 <Bobbob> do you pity him
22:17:16 <Mekkis> he mutters under his breath...
22:17:22 <Buck> "What actually happens when you are trapped in the mirage?"
22:18:58 <Mekkis> "Well... legend says, you're trapped until it shows up again... in 100 years"
22:19:08 <Bobbob> "How long does the mirage last?"
22:19:44 <Mekkis> "Weren't you listening?" he murmurs under his breath in osiriani, "Dessa stigfinnare är så gröna som de behöver klippa."
22:19:58 <Mekkis> "24 hours. To the minute."
22:20:04 <Mekkis> "So you might want to hurry..."
22:20:08 <Bobbob> did he actually say that
22:20:12 <Mekkis> yes
22:20:19 <Bobbob> are you sending us on a suicide mission
22:20:28 <Buck> "Well excuse us for taking notes here, but the idea of being trapped forever sounds like something we'd best be careful of."
22:21:09 <Mekkis> "If this is the first time you've been showing care, it's high time you've started."
22:21:26 <Bobbob> but really, is this a suicide scenairo
22:21:29 <Bobbob> scenario
22:21:42 <Mekkis> not really
22:21:44 <Buck> is it the kind of scenario where 2 people isn't enough to even get started
22:21:53 <Mekkis> it was the third scenario I played, iirc
22:21:58 <Bobbob> did you die
22:22:01 <Mekkis> nope
22:22:21 <Bobbob> can we actually do it with two of us
22:22:33 <Mekkis> (Admittedly, it's retired now, so regardless, I can't report it)
22:22:35 <Mekkis> not sure
22:22:37 <Mekkis> possibly
22:22:42 <Buck> can't report it
22:22:43 <Bobbob> oh, it doesn't count to anything
22:22:44 <Buck> forget that
22:22:55 <Buck> I want exppp
22:22:56 <Bobbob> is it retired because it's a suicide scenario
22:23:01 <Buck> hahaha
22:23:10 <Mekkis> no
22:23:31 <Mekkis> it's retired because they can't find the author to Pathfinderise it (it's got 3.5e statblocks)
22:23:51 <Bobbob> where is he
22:23:54 <Bobbob> is it you
22:24:05 <Buck> are you on the run
22:24:24 <Mekkis> "Kanske de har någon mening i dem trots allt. Den korta en, åtminstone ..."
22:24:36 <Bobbob> that looks like swedish
22:24:39 <Mekkis> well, I haven't prepped it, no
22:24:46 <Mekkis> yes, it is
22:25:01 <Bobbob> ha, it is swedish
22:25:12 <Buck> what happens if you play an unreportable scenario and die
22:25:16 <Bobbob> nothing
22:25:21 <Mekkis> nothing
22:25:22 <Bobbob> it doesn't count
22:25:32 <Buck> in that case, we head off
22:25:35 <Mekkis> except you learn what sort of things your character needs to be able to deal with
22:25:42 <Buck> we'll hire a cleric
22:25:51 <Mekkis> sure
22:25:57 <Buck> and uh
22:25:57 <Mekkis> find a statblock somewhere
22:26:10 <Buck> I can send you a sheet
22:26:21 <Buck> hang on I'll upload it to the site
22:26:24 <Buck> have to sooner or later anyway
22:26:48 <Mekkis> Bobbob, want to grab a character too?
22:27:11 <Bobbob> I can use my wizard
22:27:30 <Mekkis> heh... that works
22:27:33 <Bobbob> http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=281
22:27:42 <Mekkis> does he speak Osirioni and/or Ancient Osirioni?
22:27:56 <Buck> http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=318
22:28:02 <Buck> yes
22:28:09 <Bobbob> nope, I chose non-Pathfinder languages
22:28:19 <Buck> ok no
22:28:26 <Bobbob> wasn't princess a rogue
22:28:29 <Buck> Mellon is like the only character we have who chose pathfinder languages
22:28:34 <Buck> yeah that's not princess
22:28:39 <Mekkis> The dawn sun has just peeked over the horizon but already
22:28:39 <Mekkis> the day is hot. In the valley below can be seen what is
22:28:39 <Mekkis> normally a sandy valley of dunes. The dunes have flowered
22:28:39 <Mekkis> with life from the intense centennial rains. Below, there is a
22:28:39 <Mekkis> riot of ephemeral green dotted with flowers of every color,
22:28:39 <Mekkis> shape, and size—color that feels inexplicably out of place
22:28:39 <Mekkis> in this brown, red, and orange desert. All of the colors and
22:28:39 <Mekkis> shapes of the valley are distorted, however, shimmering
22:28:39 <Mekkis> and hard to pinpoint. The distortion starts about halfway
22:28:39 <Mekkis> down a nearby path that snakes down the cliff face and
22:28:39 <Mekkis> into the midst of the Asmodeus Mirage. The path is still
22:28:39 <Mekkis> moist from the previous night’s rains and the last of the
22:28:39 <Mekkis> centennial monsoon clouds can be seen scuttling over the
22:28:39 <Mekkis> southern horizon, back toward the coast.
22:28:40 <Bobbob> it says princess
22:28:47 <Buck> this is a different princess
22:29:00 <Bobbob> I buy a potion of endure elements btw
22:29:09 <Buck> yeah we all do
22:29:25 <Buck> okay we look for the skel
22:29:28 <Mekkis> sure
22:29:30 <Avatar> I just started trying opera
22:29:39 <Mekkis> “I tell you again,” says Puli, a Katapeshi guide that works
22:29:39 <Mekkis> for the Pathfinder Society in Katapesh, “There’s nothing
22:29:39 <Mekkis> but madness in that valley after the rains—you should turn
22:29:39 <Mekkis> back now. As you are Pathfinders, you are all crazy and will
22:29:39 <Mekkis> ignore my advice. I shall wait here for you or for some sign of
22:29:39 <Mekkis> your death. If you are not here by this time tomorrow, I shall
22:29:39 <Mekkis> assume you are dead or that Asmodeus’s fell Mirage has you.”
22:29:39 <Mekkis> He spits into the wet desert sand and gestures to a small path
22:29:39 <Mekkis> that leads down into the valley. “Go, if you must.”
22:29:51 <Avatar> the dealbreaker is that tabs appear to not want to all the way to the top of the screen
22:30:07 <Ballig> I think you a word
22:30:18 <Buck> he's lucky he said go if you must, or he would've been shot
22:30:21 <Buck> we continue on
22:30:29 <Avatar> go*
22:30:35 <Mekkis> (man, I love Puli. I might make a character with his name :) )
22:30:41 <Avatar> I do that a lot
22:30:47 <Bobbob> haha
22:30:52 <Bobbob> yeah we'll go down!
22:30:53 <Mekkis> well, you're travelling through a desert pass
22:31:04 <Mekkis> what sort of protection against heat do you have?
22:31:11 <Buck> endure elements
22:31:18 <Mekkis> all of you?
22:31:21 <Buck> YEP
22:31:31 <Buck> what other protection against heat is there
22:31:33 <Buck> I mean really
22:31:43 <Bobbob> damage absorption
22:31:49 <Buck> that doesn't count
22:31:59 <Bobbob> it does if the heat is intense enough
22:32:00 <Mekkis> fort saves :)
22:32:06 <Buck> cmon
22:32:08 <Mekkis> alright
22:32:10 <Buck> ok what do we find
22:32:14 <Mekkis> it's about 9am
22:32:29 <Mekkis> what timekeeping devices do you have?
22:32:30 <Ballig> you want the tabs on opera to look like the ones on chrome, where they merge the window title bar and the tabs?
22:32:43 <Bobbob> it's hotter than 140 degrees?
22:32:45 <Buck> does anyone keep time
22:32:51 <Mekkis> not sure
22:32:52 <Buck> where do you buy a timepiece
22:32:53 <Mekkis> do YOU?
22:33:02 <Buck> I mean does anyone in golarion keep time
22:33:05 <Mekkis> yes
22:33:10 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+6 fort
22:33:11 <diebot> Bobbob, fort: [1d20=14] 20
22:33:24 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+1 sam fort
22:33:25 <diebot> Bobbob, sam fort: [1d20=3] 4
22:33:26 <Mekkis> (if you have endure elements, you don't need fort saves)
22:33:28 <Mekkis> don't worry
22:33:30 <Bobbob> oh
22:33:31 <Buck> I will assume that if I knew timepieces existed, then I would have bought a timepiece
22:33:33 <Bobbob> you said we did
22:33:39 <Buck> he was answering my question
22:33:42 <Bobbob> oh was he
22:33:47 <Bobbob> I thought he was saying we had to make fort saves
22:33:47 <Bobbob> :p
22:33:53 <Mekkis> did you give Billy a potion?
22:33:57 <Bobbob> ofc
22:34:00 <Mekkis> ok
22:34:04 <Bobbob> I'm not letting billy die of heatstroke
22:34:10 <Buck> I give my horse a potion too
22:34:16 <Buck> he doesn't have a name yet
22:34:17 <Avatar> ye
22:34:20 <Bobbob> a horse with no name?
22:34:22 <Bobbob> and you're in a desert?
22:34:23 <Mekkis> it takes about half an hour to get to the edge of the mirage
22:34:24 <Avatar> chrome + firefox
22:34:25 <Mekkis> heh ;)
22:34:26 <Bobbob> someone's infringing on copyright
22:34:32 <Buck> what copyright
22:34:34 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4
22:34:35 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d4: [1d4=1] 1
22:34:38 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4
22:34:39 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d4: [1d4=1] 1
22:34:39 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
22:34:39 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d4: [1d4=2] 2
22:34:40 <Bobbob> you've been through the desert on a horse with no name
22:34:41 <Mekkis> ok
22:34:48 <Ballig> firefox doesn't do that by default
22:34:54 <Buck> not following
22:34:56 <Ballig> and the whole merging tabs and title bar is the main reason I refuse to use chrome
22:34:59 <Avatar> pretty sure it does
22:35:03 <Ballig> pretty sure it doesn't
22:35:03 <Buck> what is that from
22:35:09 <Mekkis> Beatles
22:35:13 <Avatar> can someone else confirm/deny
22:35:18 <Buck> I don't know the beatles songs
22:35:20 <Bobbob> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSAJ0l4OBHM
22:35:25 <Buck> I am the walrus, ku ku ka joo
22:35:33 <Mekkis> The sand shifts suddenly, swirling in a small maelstrom of
22:35:33 <Mekkis> rocks, pebbles, and debris. A crackling static electricity fills
22:35:33 <Mekkis> the air and sparks spit and sputter from inside the sand
22:35:33 <Mekkis> whirlpool.
22:35:37 <Bobbob> it's actually America
22:35:38 <Buck> maybe I will stick to not giving it a name
22:35:53 <Buck> "oh no! we're being swallowed up by The MIRAGE!"
22:36:04 <Bobbob> "ACK!"
22:36:12 <Bobbob> the heat was hot and the ground was dry but the air was full of sound!
22:36:13 <Buck> the horse with no name neighs
22:36:29 <Bobbob> is this something we can fight
22:36:51 <Buck> !throw 1d20+3 init
22:36:52 <diebot> Buck, init: [1d20=11] 14
22:36:52 <Mekkis> yes
22:36:58 <Mekkis> but I'm just getting devca up
22:37:07 <Bobbob> oh okay
22:37:11 <Buck> can we stop calling it devca
22:37:15 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+4 init
22:37:15 <diebot> Bobbob, init: [1d20=7] 11
22:37:24 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+3 sam init
22:37:25 <diebot> Bobbob, sam init: [1d20=13] 16
22:37:32 <Bobbob> do you have a better name for it
22:37:43 <Buck> CA
22:37:48 <Bobbob> not as catchy
22:37:54 <Bobbob> and anyway, what if it's full of bugs
22:37:55 <Buck> you have it as v2 now so it's not really dev
22:38:02 <Buck> oh yeah I didn't think of that
22:38:19 <Bobbob> actually there were a lot less bugs in it than I thought there would be
22:38:20 <Buck> this is quite a good song
22:38:21 <Bobbob> for a complete rewrite
22:38:35 <Buck> !throw 1d20 cleric init
22:38:35 <diebot> Buck, cleric init: [1d20=20] 20
22:38:52 <Buck> !throw 1d20+3 wizard init
22:38:53 <diebot> Buck, wizard init: [1d20=10] 13
22:38:58 <Bobbob> what wizard
22:39:00 <Bobbob> my wizard? sam?
22:39:02 <Buck> that other one
22:39:03 <Buck> yeah
22:39:04 <Bobbob> he's mine
22:39:06 <Buck> didn't he come along
22:39:08 <Bobbob> I already rolled and go ta 16
22:39:10 <Buck> oh
22:39:11 <Mekkis> nl.ti4200.info
22:39:14 <Mekkis> port 4000
22:39:25 <Buck> you didn't uptier did you
22:39:26 <Bobbob> no diebot?
22:39:27 <Mekkis> or 2001:5c0:1108:1300:21f:16ff:fe21:a90d port 4000
22:39:39 <Buck> yeah which of those two addresses should I enter
22:39:40 <Mekkis> oh
22:39:44 <Mekkis> speaking of tiers...
22:39:45 <Buck> hard decision
22:40:25 <Mekkis> heh
22:40:31 <Mekkis> the network list shows ipv6 addresses
22:40:34 <Mekkis> regardless
22:40:39 <Mekkis> colours, sizes, etc
22:40:50 <Bobbob> Bobbob is orange and medium
22:40:53 <Bobbob> Sam will be cyan and medium
22:41:30 <Bobbob> bees!
22:41:32 <Buck> I'll be brown and large
22:41:40 <Buck> cleric can be white and medium
22:41:42 <Bobbob> you fatty fat fat
22:41:53 <Mekkis> wht's the cleric's name
22:41:53 <Buck> I'm on a horse with no name
22:41:57 <Buck> Princess
22:42:00 <Bobbob> haha
22:42:13 <Buck> not the same as Tashes, a different one
22:42:14 <Mekkis> Cireneg cirelc?
22:42:23 <Bobbob> ha
22:42:24 <Buck> yeah pretty much
22:42:34 <Buck> we can't call every pregen cireneg
22:42:38 <Buck> it wasn't a good name to begin with
22:42:50 <Buck> it was sort of a relief when he died
22:42:58 <Mekkis> The sands shift
22:43:00 <Mekkis> and...
22:43:04 <Bobbob> everyone dies
22:43:08 <Mekkis> a bunch of skeletons rise from the sand
22:43:09 <Buck> we kill the desert
22:43:16 <Mekkis> one looks like Buck's mother.
22:43:17 <Buck> the horse with no name neighs
22:43:31 <Mekkis> another looks like Cireneg Rorocros
22:43:41 <Bobbob> Rorecros
22:43:47 <Buck> righto, who won initiative
22:43:50 <Mekkis> oh
22:43:54 <Mekkis> what is your APL?
22:43:54 <Buck> the cleric
22:43:59 <Buck> what is APL
22:44:01 <Bobbob> I'm 3, Sam is 1
22:44:04 <Mekkis> average party level
22:44:05 <Bobbob> Buck is 2
22:44:09 <Buck> cleric is 1
22:44:09 <Bobbob> Cleric is 1?
22:44:12 <Mekkis> ok
22:44:18 <Mekkis> initiatives?
22:44:31 <Bobbob> Bobbob got 11, Sam got 16
22:44:46 <Buck> cleric then sam then buck then bob
22:45:12 <Mekkis> could I get fort/ref/will save modifiers for each of you?
22:45:13 <Ballig> Avatar: nevermind answering my PM, I figured it out on my own
22:45:14 <Ballig> (jerk)
22:45:15 <Avatar> in that case we will default to my theory
22:45:23 <Avatar> your the jerk
22:45:42 <Buck> this is a bit of a hassle man
22:45:43 <Bobbob> 6/4/2(+2 illusion) for Bobbob, 1/1/2(+2 enchantment) for Sam
22:45:44 <Buck> do you have our sheets
22:45:54 <Buck> 4/6/3 for Buck
22:46:05 <Buck> 3/1/5 for cleric
22:46:21 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5
22:46:22 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+5: [1d20=20] 25
22:46:27 <Mekkis> baum!
22:46:29 <Buck> that's initiative right
22:46:32 <Mekkis> ja
22:46:37 <Buck> wasted 20, good
22:46:49 <Bobbob> every one of them go before us
22:46:50 <Bobbob> that's not wasted
22:46:58 <Buck> well we'll see
22:47:04 <Bobbob> we'll be surrounded before we get to act
22:47:11 <Buck> we are already surrounded
22:47:16 <Mekkis> where's buck's init?
22:47:17 <Bobbob> no I mean properly surrounded
22:47:35 <Mekkis> ah 14
22:47:43 <Buck> [23:36] <Buck> !throw 1d20+3 init
22:47:43 <Buck> [23:36] <diebot> Buck, init: [1d20=11] 14
22:47:44 <Buck> yep
22:47:55 <Mekkis> ok
22:48:18 <Bobbob> i get an AOO
22:48:19 <Bobbob> on one of them
22:48:33 <Mekkis> Bobbob, do you have combat reflexes?
22:48:36 <Buck> hey, so do I
22:48:37 <Bobbob> nope
22:48:41 <Mekkis> then you don't
22:48:43 <Bobbob> Buck: aren't you using a ranged weapon
22:48:43 <Mekkis> you haven't acted
22:48:51 <Buck> well yes i guess so
22:48:58 <Mekkis> two charge Bobbob, Buck and the cleric
22:48:58 <Bobbob> you don't get AOO with ranged weapons
22:49:44 <Buck> oh wait it does have a name, Dobs
22:49:50 <Bobbob> oh
22:49:56 <Bobbob> you've been through the desert on a horse named Dobs
22:49:59 <Bobbob> doesn't have quite the same ring
22:50:05 <Mekkis> buck takes no damage
22:50:05 <Buck> it's a good name
22:50:13 <Buck> I'm going to put this song on loop
22:50:15 <Mekkis> ummm
22:50:15 <Buck> during this game
22:50:18 <Mekkis> not sure yet
22:50:19 <Mekkis> sorry
22:50:21 <Buck> great mood music
22:50:37 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+3 buck
22:50:39 <diebot> Mekkis, buck: [1d20=16] 19, [1d20=2] 5
22:50:43 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+3 bob
22:50:44 <Brunius> Firefox doesn't by default
22:50:44 <diebot> Mekkis, bob: [1d20=12] 15, [1d20=4] 7
22:50:46 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+3 cleric
22:50:47 <diebot> Mekkis, cleric: [1d20=19] 22, [1d20=2] 5
22:51:00 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 confirm on cleric
22:51:01 <diebot> Mekkis, confirm on cleric: [1d20=9] 12
22:51:07 <Mekkis> what did I get?
22:51:13 <Buck> regular hit
22:51:15 <Bobbob> neither hit me
22:51:22 <Ballig> BAM
22:51:24 <Buck> on the cleric
22:51:27 <Buck> and one on me
22:51:28 <Ballig> thanks Brunius, just let me know where to send that $20
22:51:42 <Mekkis> cleric takes
22:51:47 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6+1 damage
22:51:48 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [1d6=5] 6
22:51:52 <Buck> half dead already
22:52:01 <Avatar> WE WILL DEFAULT TO MY THEORY
22:52:10 <Buck> 7hp remain on the cleric
22:52:21 <Buck> lucky it's a pregen
22:52:22 <Mekkis> it's now the cleric's turn
22:52:30 <Buck> the cleric turns undead
22:52:33 <Avatar> where's the option to change it
22:52:33 <Bobbob> er
22:52:37 <Mekkis> channels positive?
22:52:38 <Bobbob> why do you think these are undead
22:52:44 <Buck> aren't they skeletons
22:52:51 <Bobbob> are they?
22:52:55 <Bobbob> I must have missed that
22:53:00 <Buck> channel positive
22:53:04 <Mekkis> sure
22:53:08 <Mekkis> what's the DC?
22:53:15 <Bobbob> are they skeletons? I thought for some reason they were sparks of electricity
22:53:19 <Buck> DC12
22:53:31 <Buck> [23:43] <Mekkis> a bunch of skeletons rise from the sand
22:53:31 <Buck> [23:43] <Buck> we kill the desert
22:53:31 <Buck> [23:43] <Mekkis> one looks like Buck's mother.
22:53:32 <Mekkis> !throw 6#1d20+2 @Mekkis
22:53:44 <Mekkis> they all appear... unaffected
22:53:46 <Bobbob> did Buck's mother not eat much
22:53:54 <Mekkis> move action remains
22:53:56 <Ballig> I can't even find it
22:53:57 <Buck> does the cleric still heal
22:54:01 <Mekkis> no
22:54:02 <Buck> with that channel
22:54:03 <Mekkis> it's one or the other
22:54:07 <Buck> fuck
22:54:08 <Buck> ok
22:54:26 <Mekkis> move action remains
22:54:39 <Buck> 5ft step SE
22:54:48 <snypt> hey
22:54:59 <Bobbob> to get.. flanked?
22:55:01 <Avatar> that's because it doesn't exist
22:55:09 <Mekkis> ok
22:55:10 <Buck> that's not flanked
22:55:13 <Bobbob> not yet it's not
22:55:16 <Mekkis> it's now sam's turn
22:55:18 <Avatar> snypt
22:55:18 <Bobbob> one 5ft movement and it is
22:55:22 <Buck> buck's about to move
22:55:25 <Avatar> how do you feel about weeknight 1-hourly
22:55:26 <Avatar> s
22:55:33 <Mekkis> the skeletons are mindless... or are they ;)
22:55:38 <Ballig> no I mean
22:55:40 <Mekkis> what's Sam doing?
22:55:41 <Bobbob> are they
22:55:44 <Ballig> I have the tabs NOT merge into the title bar
22:55:46 <Mekkis> what's Sam doing?
22:55:48 <Ballig> and I can't even figure out how to make it do that
22:55:52 <Bobbob> acid splash at D9
22:55:55 <snypt> if it is on monday or late any of the other weekdays that would be cool
22:55:58 <Buck> maybe we should try using diplomacy
22:55:58 <Mekkis> roll to-hit
22:56:08 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+1
22:56:09 <diebot> Bobbob, 1d20+1: [1d20=2] 3
22:56:19 <Mekkis> the acid goes wide
22:56:23 <Mekkis> move action remains
22:56:26 <Avatar> how late
22:56:29 <Bobbob> one southwest
22:56:41 <Mekkis> it's now Buck's turn
22:56:42 <Bobbob> end turn
22:57:04 <Buck> maybe I won't run off actually
22:57:06 <snypt> tuesday i finish at like 8:30-9:00 wed is like 10:00 thurs is 10:30 so like 30 mins after those
22:57:09 <Buck> Buck shoots SE
22:57:19 <Mekkis> ok
22:57:21 <Mekkis> ummm
22:57:23 <Mekkis> AoO, right?
22:57:27 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1
22:57:28 <Buck> nope
22:57:28 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+1: [1d20=7] 8
22:57:31 <Brunius> There you go Ballig
22:57:33 <Mekkis> misses anyway
22:57:35 <Avatar> hm that's too late
22:57:36 <Brunius> Account details.
22:57:37 <Avatar> quit your job
22:57:38 <Buck> [Buck] 1d20 -- 19 +6 (Total: 25)
22:57:41 <Brunius> Where's my $20?
22:57:41 <Buck> er
22:57:42 <snypt> lol
22:57:44 <Buck> !throw 1d20+6
22:57:45 <diebot> Buck, 1d20+6: [1d20=5] 11
22:57:49 <Buck> vs touch AC
22:57:50 <Mekkis> touch?
22:57:57 <Buck> it's actually 12 sorry
22:58:01 <Mekkis> hits
22:58:02 <Buck> forgot to add +1 for point blank shot
22:58:03 <snypt> i really should get a propper job
22:58:06 <Mekkis> roll damage
22:58:06 <Bobbob> firing your weapon doesn't attract an AOO?
22:58:09 <Brunius> What do you do at the moment?
22:58:17 <Buck> !throw 1d20+1
22:58:17 <diebot> Buck, 1d20+1: [1d20=4] 5
22:58:19 <Buck> fuck
22:58:20 <snypt> make pizzas
22:58:22 <Buck> !throw 1d12+1
22:58:23 <diebot> Buck, 1d12+1: [1d12=11] 12
22:58:28 <Brunius> ...
22:58:32 <Mekkis> the skeleton falls over
22:58:34 <Brunius> Fo srs?
22:58:37 <Buck> damn right he does
22:58:41 <Buck> I look cool
22:58:45 <Mekkis> move action?
22:58:45 <Bobbob> ha
22:58:46 <Buck> end turn
22:58:49 <Mekkis> reload/
22:58:49 <Mekkis> ?
22:58:56 <Buck> takes a standard action, apparently
22:58:58 <snypt> ya
22:58:59 <Mekkis> oh?
22:59:01 <Mekkis> ouch
22:59:04 <Buck> yeah
22:59:06 <Mekkis> it's now bob's turn
22:59:06 <Bobbob> until next level
22:59:13 <Brunius> Right.
22:59:19 <Mekkis> how many XP off?
22:59:19 <Buck> oh wait
22:59:20 <Brunius> Get a propper job.
22:59:21 <Buck> can the horse attack
22:59:26 <Mekkis> make a ride check
22:59:27 <Brunius> "Propper"
22:59:37 <Buck> !throw 1d20+6 ride
22:59:37 <diebot> Buck, ride: [1d20=15] 21
22:59:50 <snypt> well it is a real job in the sense that i do something and get paid for it
22:59:59 <snypt> but it isnt your normal day job
23:00:03 <Buck> !throw 1d20+4
23:00:04 <Buck> !throw 1d20+4
23:00:04 <diebot> Buck, 1d20+4: [1d20=8] 12
23:00:05 <diebot> Buck, 1d20+4: [1d20=20] 24
23:00:05 <Mekkis> sure
23:00:05 <diebot> Buck, 1d20+4: [1d20=4] 8
23:00:05 <Buck> !throw 1d20+6
23:00:06 <diebot> Buck, 1d20+6: [1d20=3] 9
23:00:13 <Buck> 3 hooves, one bite
23:00:27 <Mekkis> what sort of fuckoff horse is this?
23:00:28 <Mekkis> ok
23:00:34 <Bobbob> haha
23:00:42 <Mekkis> what's your horse's fort/reflex/will
23:00:45 <Buck> now you know how I feel
23:00:47 <Brunius> Yeah.
23:00:56 <Bobbob> they're probably illusions
23:00:58 <Buck> 8/7/3
23:01:01 <Brunius> At least you don't have to deal with Avatar's idiot management
23:01:03 <Mekkis> wtf
23:01:12 <Bobbob> where did you get this horse
23:01:19 <Bobbob> it has better stats than I do
23:01:20 <Buck> the rulebook I think
23:01:33 <Mekkis> the first hit connects
23:01:34 <Avatar> to be fair, that same idiot management lets me leave and arrive almost whenever I want
23:01:35 <Bobbob> my cavalier, who has a special mount, has 4/4/1
23:01:36 <Mekkis> roll damage
23:01:41 <snypt> i dont know that i would much like the qwhole office thing tbh
23:01:49 <Buck> ah but is it combat trained ?
23:01:54 <Bobbob> of course it is
23:01:56 <Bobbob> I'm a cavalier
23:02:01 <Mekkis> roll damage
23:02:03 <Buck> a likely story
23:02:16 <Bobbob> hell, it's also linked
23:02:26 <Buck> well me and Dobs go way back let me tell you
23:02:26 <Mekkis> roll damage before I fall asleep
23:02:33 <Buck> oh woops
23:02:37 <Bobbob> so far back you forgot his name
23:02:54 <Buck> !throw 1d6+6
23:02:54 <diebot> Buck, 1d6+6: [1d6=3] 9
23:03:01 <Bobbob> okay seriously, where is this horse from
23:03:09 <Buck> it would've been from the bestiary
23:03:14 <Mekkis> bs
23:03:16 <Bobbob> are you sure you got that properly
23:03:23 <Bobbob> because this is not a normal mountable horse
23:03:24 <Buck> no I'll double check
23:03:25 <Mekkis> a horse's hoof does not do 1d6+6 damage
23:04:06 <Buck> alright sec
23:04:07 <Buck> 2 hooves
23:04:09 <Buck> 1d4-1 damage
23:04:24 <Buck> !throw 1d4-1
23:04:24 <diebot> Buck, 1d4-1: [1d4=2] 1
23:04:40 <Mekkis> sure. hits
23:04:51 <Bobbob> not quite
23:04:53 <Buck> that's actually a light horse
23:04:56 <Ballig> problem is it isn't a day job!
23:04:57 <Bobbob> yeah
23:04:57 <Buck> mine's a heavy combat-trained
23:05:00 <Ballig> it needs to be 9-5, mon-fri
23:05:00 <Bobbob> is it a heavy war horse
23:05:06 <Bobbob> because that's 1d6
23:05:06 <Mekkis> Dobs subsequent strikes are at the other skeleton
23:05:19 <Mekkis> which both miss
23:05:23 <Buck> !throw 1d6-1
23:05:23 <diebot> Buck, 1d6-1: [1d6=4] 3
23:05:39 <Buck> end tur
23:05:40 <Buck> n
23:05:45 <Mekkis> it's now bob's turn
23:05:51 <Bobbob> one southwest, attack D9 with power attack
23:06:08 <Mekkis> roll it
23:06:16 <Avatar> yea
23:06:19 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+7
23:06:20 <diebot> Bobbob, 1d20+7: [1d20=7] 14
23:06:29 <Mekkis> hits
23:06:33 <Mekkis> (because it charged)
23:06:35 <Mekkis> roll damage
23:06:41 <Bobbob> !throw 1d6+6
23:06:41 <diebot> Bobbob, 1d6+6: [1d6=6] 12
23:06:51 <Bobbob> "Take THAT, Buck's mother!"
23:06:51 <Mekkis> it falls over
23:07:17 <Buck> I don't seem to care
23:07:19 <Bobbob> "They're illusions."
23:07:22 <Buck> I spit
23:07:26 <Mekkis> hmmm
23:07:34 <Bobbob> AOO
23:07:38 <Mekkis> 5'
23:07:40 <Bobbob> oh
23:07:43 <Bobbob> well he's a jerk
23:07:44 <Buck> "If they're illusions, how do you explain the big bad wound on Princess' shoulder"
23:07:45 <Mekkis> one attacks Bobbob
23:08:03 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+1 claws
23:08:04 <diebot> Mekkis, claws: [1d20=2] 3, [1d20=4] 5
23:08:06 <Mekkis> missing
23:08:11 <Bobbob> "Fear cuts deeper than swords," Sam says
23:08:16 <Mekkis> two attack buck's horse
23:08:39 <Buck> Dobs neighs
23:08:40 <Mekkis> sorry
23:08:44 <Mekkis> one attack's Dobsa
23:08:48 <Mekkis> the other attacks Buck
23:09:00 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+1 claws
23:09:01 <diebot> Mekkis, claws: [1d20=11] 12, [1d20=6] 7
23:09:05 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+1 claws
23:09:06 <diebot> Mekkis, claws: [1d20=19] 20, [1d20=13] 14
23:09:14 <Mekkis> 20 hits, ja?
23:09:21 <Buck> yeah
23:09:26 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4+1 damage
23:09:27 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [1d4=1] 2
23:10:06 <Buck> 19/22
23:10:07 <Mekkis> the final one attacks the cleric
23:10:09 <Buck> er, 20/22
23:10:20 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+1
23:10:21 <diebot> Mekkis, 2#1d20+1: [1d20=8] 9, [1d20=12] 13
23:10:24 <Mekkis> missing
23:10:28 <Mekkis> it's now the cleric's turn
23:10:51 <Buck> attacks
23:11:02 <Buck> !throw 1d20+2
23:11:03 <diebot> Buck, 1d20+2: [1d20=19] 21
23:11:05 <Mekkis> hits
23:11:08 <Buck> !throw 1d20+2 confirm
23:11:09 <diebot> Buck, confirm: [1d20=9] 11
23:11:18 <Buck> !throw 1d6+2
23:11:19 <diebot> Buck, 1d6+2: [1d6=5] 7
23:11:28 <Mekkis> drops
23:11:28 <Buck> and 5ft step south
23:11:48 <Mekkis> it's now Sam's turn
23:11:50 <Buck> and 30ft west actually
23:12:16 <Mekkis> it's now Sam's turn
23:12:25 <Bobbob> acid splash on E11
23:12:48 <Mekkis> ok
23:12:51 <Mekkis> roll it
23:12:53 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+1
23:12:53 <diebot> Bobbob, 1d20+1: [1d20=12] 13
23:12:57 <Mekkis> hits
23:12:58 <Mekkis> roll damage
23:13:01 <Bobbob> !throw 1d3
23:13:02 <diebot> Bobbob, 1d3: [1d3=2] 2
23:13:10 <Mekkis> move action now?
23:13:21 <Bobbob> can I study it as a move action
23:13:27 <Mekkis> nope
23:13:32 <Bobbob> okay, then end turn
23:13:33 <Mekkis> you can draw AoOs?
23:13:39 <Buck> do we have to actively study it to disbelieve it?
23:13:40 <Bobbob> and die horribly :(
23:13:49 <Mekkis> it's now buck's turn
23:13:57 <Buck> same question
23:13:58 <Mekkis> Buck, you need to make contact with it
23:14:06 <Buck> forget that
23:14:08 <Buck> I ride south and reload !
23:14:17 <Bobbob> how far south
23:14:22 <Buck> 20ft
23:14:27 <Bobbob> attracting two AOOs?
23:14:30 <Buck> YEP
23:14:34 <Bobbob> why not just go 5ft
23:14:37 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1 AoO at Buck
23:14:38 <diebot> Mekkis, AoO at Buck: [1d20=19] 20
23:14:43 <Buck> well, too late
23:14:44 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1 AoO at Deb
23:14:45 <diebot> Mekkis, AoO at Deb: [1d20=17] 18
23:14:46 <Buck> 5ft would have been good
23:14:48 <Bobbob> yeah
23:15:11 <Buck> that confirms
23:15:14 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4+1 damage to buck
23:15:15 <diebot> Mekkis, damage to buck: [1d4=2] 3
23:15:19 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4+1 damage to deb
23:15:20 <diebot> Mekkis, damage to deb: [1d4=2] 3
23:15:25 <Buck> dobs
23:15:28 <Buck> get it right
23:15:29 <Bobbob> haha
23:15:30 <Bobbob> deb
23:15:42 <Mekkis> (they've thrown away their scimitars and are clawing)
23:15:45 <Buck> 17/22
23:15:53 <Bobbob> did they do that so we didn't die horribly
23:15:53 <Mekkis> move action remains
23:15:59 <Mekkis> no
23:16:03 <Mekkis> they get more attacks that way
23:16:05 <Buck> I study it
23:16:15 <Bobbob> didn't we go over this
23:16:18 <Buck> I attempt to
23:16:19 <Mekkis> it looks wierd
23:16:24 <Buck> did I actually move
23:16:32 <Mekkis> like a necromatically animated skeleton
23:16:42 <Bobbob> he moved and reloaded
23:16:43 <Bobbob> that's his turn
23:16:48 <Buck> yep
23:16:50 <Mekkis> it's now Bobbob's turn
23:16:58 <Bobbob> five foot southwest and attack B9 with power attack
23:16:58 <Buck> they'd better not survive another round
23:17:00 <Mekkis> (move is mount's action
23:17:00 <Buck> or BOOM
23:17:07 <Mekkis> roll it
23:17:10 <Bobbob> southwest
23:17:12 <Bobbob> so one more west
23:17:20 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+7 attack
23:17:20 <diebot> Bobbob, attack: [1d20=3] 10
23:17:24 <Mekkis> miss
23:17:31 <Bobbob> end turn
23:17:33 <Mekkis> hmmm
23:17:58 <Mekkis> one charges sam
23:18:03 <Bobbob> AOO?
23:18:04 <Mekkis> AoO if you want, Bobbob
23:18:12 <Bobbob> do I still take power attack on AO
23:18:13 <Bobbob> +O
23:18:15 <Mekkis> yes
23:18:20 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+7 AOO
23:18:21 <diebot> Bobbob, AOO: [1d20=10] 17
23:18:23 <Mekkis> hits
23:18:27 <Bobbob> !throw 1d6+6
23:18:28 <diebot> Bobbob, 1d6+6: [1d6=6] 12
23:18:31 <Buck> nice
23:18:40 <Mekkis> it crumples
23:18:44 <Bobbob> "Take THAT, Rorecros!"
23:19:11 <Buck> oh I just noticed that pm
23:19:12 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+3
23:19:13 <diebot> Mekkis, 2#1d20+3: [1d20=19] 22, [1d20=12] 15
23:19:40 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4+1 damage to the cleric
23:19:41 <diebot> Mekkis, damage to the cleric: [1d4=3] 4
23:19:47 <Mekkis> it's now the cleric's turn
23:19:54 <Buck> she attacks
23:19:59 <Mekkis> ok
23:20:02 <Buck> !throw 1d20+2
23:20:02 <diebot> Buck, 1d20+2: [1d20=14] 16
23:20:05 <Mekkis> she attacks C13
23:20:06 <Mekkis> hits
23:20:06 <Buck> !throw 1d6+2
23:20:07 <diebot> Buck, 1d6+2: [1d6=1] 3
23:20:10 <Bobbob> she's attacking C13 right
23:20:14 <Mekkis> tell me about her weapon
23:20:16 <Buck> yeah
23:20:20 <Buck> it's a scimitar
23:20:28 <Mekkis> ok
23:20:31 <Buck> quite a grand scimitar
23:20:37 <Mekkis> it makes nought but a scratch
23:20:51 <Buck> end turn
23:20:51 <Mekkis> it's now sam's turn
23:21:03 <Bobbob> one west and acid splash at C13
23:21:11 <Mekkis> roll it
23:21:13 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+1
23:21:13 <diebot> Bobbob, 1d20+1: [1d20=20] 21
23:21:18 <Mekkis> roll to confirm
23:21:20 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+1
23:21:20 <diebot> Bobbob, 1d20+1: [1d20=8] 9
23:21:24 <Mekkis> normal hit
23:21:26 <Bobbob> !throw 1d3
23:21:26 <diebot> Bobbob, 1d3: [1d3=2] 2
23:21:33 <Mekkis> ok
23:21:44 <Mekkis> it's now Buck's turn
23:21:46 <Buck> firing at D13
23:21:53 <Mekkis> roll it
23:22:10 <Buck> !throw 1d20+7
23:22:11 <diebot> Buck, 1d20+7: [1d20=19] 26
23:22:14 <Mekkis> hits
23:22:18 <Mekkis> damage?
23:22:21 <Buck> !throw 1d12+1
23:22:22 <diebot> Buck, 1d12+1: [1d12=6] 7
23:22:30 <Mekkis> crumples
23:22:36 <Mekkis> doing anything else?
23:22:45 <Buck> nope
23:22:51 <Buck> end turn
23:23:00 <Buck> I don't believe it either
23:23:02 <Buck> if that helps
23:23:04 <Mekkis> it's now bob's turn
23:23:15 <Bobbob> p.attack to C13
23:23:23 <Mekkis> (this is an horrible combat to manage)
23:23:25 <Mekkis> roll it
23:23:27 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+7
23:23:28 <diebot> Bobbob, 1d20+7: [1d20=11] 18
23:23:31 <Mekkis> hits
23:23:34 <Mekkis> damage
23:23:34 <Bobbob> !throw 1d6+6
23:23:35 <diebot> Bobbob, 1d6+6: [1d6=6] 12
23:23:40 <Mekkis> crumples
23:23:40 <Bobbob> I have gotten max damage three times in a row
23:23:47 <Buck> I reload
23:23:51 <Mekkis> ok
23:23:53 <Buck> and ride back in
23:23:53 <Bobbob> ha, that makes me think of an FPS
23:23:58 <Bobbob> reload right after a combat, just in case
23:23:58 <Buck> investigate the corpses
23:24:04 <Bobbob> are there any corpses?
23:24:07 <Mekkis> nope
23:24:09 <Buck> bones
23:24:15 <Bobbob> I check out where they busted through the dirt
23:24:20 <Mekkis> PM me factions please
23:24:21 <Mekkis> ok
23:24:26 <Mekkis> you don't find anything of interest
23:24:31 <Buck> well the pregens don't have factions
23:24:37 <Buck> I'm in grand lodge
23:24:45 <Buck> do you need it pm'd or is that just to keep it secret
23:24:52 <Bobbob> ha
23:25:05 <Mekkis> I won't worry with pregen's faction missions
23:25:14 <Mekkis> Buck, depending if you're trying to hide it
23:25:19 <Buck> I'm not
23:25:47 <Mekkis> now what?
23:26:16 <Bobbob> Sam isn't a pregen, just fyi
23:26:22 <Buck> I have to bring back a piece of the flower
23:26:23 <Mekkis> ok
23:26:34 <Buck> we continue on
23:26:39 <Buck> or is this It
23:26:46 <Bobbob> shouldn't the cleric heal
23:26:58 <Buck> pretty sure it didn't really hurt her
23:27:29 <Mekkis> the cleric is wounded
23:27:38 <Buck> is anyone else
23:27:54 <Buck> that was really nasty to track hp
23:27:57 <Mekkis> don't think so
23:28:05 <Buck> alright, she cures light wounds
23:28:07 <Bobbob> no one else is wounded
23:28:07 <Buck> !throw 1d8
23:28:08 <diebot> Buck, 1d8: [1d8=6] 6
23:28:08 <Mekkis> roll it
23:28:09 <Buck> +1
23:28:10 <Mekkis> ok
23:28:13 <Buck> full hp
23:28:22 <Bobbob> we continue on
23:28:30 <Mekkis> ok
23:28:37 <Mekkis> you're travelling through the desert
23:28:45 <Mekkis> is any of you trained in survival?
23:29:09 <Bobbob> nope
23:29:23 <Bobbob> Sam has knowledge nature
23:29:25 <Bobbob> does that help
23:29:33 <Mekkis> nope
23:29:56 <Buck> survival isn't trained only
23:30:03 <Buck> I have ranks in it
23:30:18 <Buck> !throw 1d20+7 survival
23:30:19 <diebot> Buck, survival: [1d20=8] 15
23:30:32 <Bobbob> you.. survive
23:30:33 <Buck> I should have named my character Chuck Norris
23:30:38 <Bobbob> I think you meant to
23:30:41 <Bobbob> Buck Borris, right?
23:30:45 <Buck> right
23:30:59 <Bobbob> or Buck Morris
23:31:05 <Bobbob> if you want to follow the pattern better
23:31:05 <Buck> Morris is better
23:31:30 <Buck> he's been divorced, Morris was his married name
23:31:36 <Buck> now he is hardcore and switched back to Beastwood
23:31:39 <Bobbob> er
23:31:41 <Mekkis> ok
23:31:43 <Bobbob> he took his wife's name?
23:31:46 <Mekkis> sorry about this
23:31:47 <Buck> yea
23:31:52 <Buck> he was a romantic
23:32:07 <Mekkis> diebot hates me
23:32:08 <Mekkis> :(
23:32:12 <Mekkis> or he loves you
23:32:24 <Mekkis> Ahead, a large mesa rises from the desert. It’s
23:32:24 <Mekkis> hard to make out exactly, because it
23:32:24 <Mekkis> continually changes in size, shape, and
23:32:24 <Mekkis> color and seems to spin on an axis
23:32:24 <Mekkis> perpendicular to the desert floor.
23:32:24 <Mekkis> Small, winged creatures, hard
23:32:24 <Mekkis> to make out from this distance,
23:32:24 <Mekkis> spin and flap lazily about the
23:32:24 <Mekkis> whirling mesa.
23:32:51 <Buck> I want to move up to 40ft of them and shoot them
23:32:52 <Bobbob> do I know what they are
23:32:54 <Bobbob> with my knowledge of nature
23:32:59 <Mekkis> perception
23:33:10 <Buck> !throw 1d20+8 perception
23:33:10 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+3 perception
23:33:10 <Mekkis> as buck moves up....
23:33:11 <diebot> Buck, perception: [1d20=3] 11
23:33:11 <diebot> Bobbob, perception: [1d20=12] 15
23:33:16 <Mekkis> everyone roll perception
23:33:23 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+1 bob perception
23:33:24 <diebot> Bobbob, bob perception: [1d20=8] 9
23:33:28 <Mekkis> you can keep those rolls if you want
23:33:29 <Buck> !throw 1d20+3 cleric perception
23:33:30 <diebot> Buck, cleric perception: [1d20=16] 19
23:33:37 <Bobbob> Sam will keep the 15
23:33:44 <Buck> can I reroll
23:33:49 <Mekkis> w/e
23:33:52 <Bobbob> do you risk it
23:33:53 <Bobbob> DO YOU
23:33:58 <Buck> !throw 1d20+8 perception buck
23:33:59 <diebot> Buck, perception buck: [1d20=8] 16
23:34:02 <Bobbob> you do risk it
23:34:05 <Mekkis> you all see something that appears to be an imp approach
23:34:10 <Buck> BOOM
23:34:16 <Bobbob> "Hello!"
23:34:21 <Buck> is it dead
23:34:23 <Mekkis> Buck, are you shooting it?
23:34:27 <Bobbob> sam has knowledge planes
23:34:28 <Buck> yeah
23:34:29 <Bobbob> is that going to help
23:34:31 <Mekkis> roll it
23:34:35 <Buck> !throw 1d20+7
23:34:36 <diebot> Buck, 1d20+7: [1d20=16] 23
23:34:36 <Bobbob> don't shoot it
23:34:40 <Buck> too late!
23:34:43 <Bobbob> duuuuude
23:34:45 <Buck> !throw 1d12+1
23:34:45 <diebot> Buck, 1d12+1: [1d12=7] 8
23:35:11 <Mekkis> tell me about your bullets, Buck
23:35:18 <Buck> well
23:35:20 <Buck> they're tiny
23:35:24 <Buck> bullet-sized bits of metal
23:35:25 <Bobbob> are they good-aligned
23:35:30 <Mekkis> ok
23:35:32 <Buck> I think they're good
23:35:39 <Bobbob> are they good-aligned
23:35:48 <Buck> well like I said, I think they're good
23:35:51 <Buck> they look after me
23:36:05 <Buck> I treat them with respect
23:36:08 <Mekkis> roll initative
23:36:14 <Buck> !throw 1d20+3
23:36:15 <diebot> Buck, 1d20+3: [1d20=17] 20
23:36:15 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+4 init
23:36:16 <diebot> Bobbob, init: [1d20=19] 23
23:36:18 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+3 sam init
23:36:19 <diebot> Bobbob, sam init: [1d20=7] 10
23:36:20 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
23:36:21 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=16] 19
23:36:25 <Buck> !throw 1d20 init cleric
23:36:26 <diebot> Buck, init cleric: [1d20=15] 15
23:36:40 <Buck> I wasn't really thinking this through, was I
23:36:47 <Bobbob> nope
23:36:58 <Mekkis> well... that was the surprise round
23:37:01 <Mekkis> it's now Bob's turn
23:37:11 <Bobbob> is he pissed
23:37:16 <Mekkis> he's shocked
23:37:18 <Buck> hahahha
23:37:19 <Bobbob> does he look like he's about to attack us
23:37:22 <Buck> ahhhh
23:37:25 <Mekkis> sense motive
23:37:38 <Buck> !throw 1d20+8 sense motive
23:37:38 <diebot> Buck, sense motive: [1d20=9] 17
23:37:41 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+3 SM
23:37:42 <diebot> Bobbob, SM: [1d20=18] 21
23:37:42 <Mekkis> you think he will
23:37:53 <Mekkis> Bobbob really thinks he will
23:38:01 <Bobbob> I'll power attack charge to F13
23:38:14 <Bobbob> er
23:38:16 <Bobbob> E13 I think
23:38:24 <Bobbob> yeah E13
23:38:28 <Mekkis> ok
23:38:30 <Mekkis> roll it
23:38:41 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+11 chaaaaaarge
23:38:41 <diebot> Bobbob, chaaaaaarge: [1d20=10] 21
23:38:47 <Mekkis> hits
23:38:57 <Bobbob> !throw 2d6+12
23:38:57 <diebot> Bobbob, 2d6+12: [2d6=5,1] 18
23:39:08 <Mekkis> the imp crumples to the ground
23:39:14 <Buck> I reload
23:39:19 <Bobbob> "Well... that is what he gets for getting pissed."
23:39:26 <Bobbob> "I mean, your bullet barely hurt him."
23:39:36 <Buck> "Shoot first, ask questions later."
23:39:40 <Buck> and I glare
23:39:45 <Bobbob> "Can we... not do that though?"
23:39:52 <Buck> I say nothing, but glare
23:39:54 <Mekkis> you can see several narrow trails leading up to the mesa
23:40:01 <Bobbob> loot the imp
23:40:04 <Buck> I look like I am not to be messed with !
23:40:10 <Mekkis> nothing
23:40:12 <Bobbob> why are you looking like that
23:40:14 <Bobbob> I killed it
23:40:20 <Buck> because I am Buck Beastwood
23:40:31 <Bobbob> we'll go up to the mesa
23:40:33 <Buck> and I, have a gun
23:40:42 <Bobbob> yeah but I just downed an imp in one hit
23:40:52 <Mekkis> Atop the f lat clear top of the mesa is a huge desert plant,
23:40:52 <Mekkis> its towering blossom reaching toward the sky, a glittering
23:40:52 <Mekkis> crystalline shape nestled deep within and glimmering
23:40:52 <Mekkis> the sun.
23:40:56 <Buck> a fact of minor significance
23:41:05 <Mekkis> A large ant is lying nearby
23:41:13 <Bobbob> is that the flower that we need
23:41:20 <Bobbob> is the ant dead
23:41:24 <Mekkis> ummm
23:41:27 <Buck> I'm tempted to shoot the ant
23:41:28 <Mekkis> intelligence check
23:41:32 <Mekkis> and perception check
23:41:41 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+5 sam int check
23:41:41 <diebot> Bobbob, sam int check: [1d20=7] 12
23:41:43 <Buck> !throw 1d20+1 int
23:41:44 <diebot> Buck, int: [1d20=20] 21
23:41:45 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+3 sam perception check
23:41:45 <diebot> Bobbob, sam perception check: [1d20=18] 21
23:41:52 <Buck> is that enough
23:42:06 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+1 bob int check
23:42:07 <diebot> Bobbob, bob int check: [1d20=2] 3
23:42:11 <Bobbob> "Duhhhh..."
23:42:12 <Mekkis> Bobbob, you think it is what you need
23:42:15 <Buck> ha
23:42:18 <Mekkis> well
23:42:18 <Buck> what about me
23:42:18 <Bobbob> "This is it!"
23:42:21 <Mekkis> sam does
23:42:21 <Bobbob> "This is what we came for!"
23:42:25 <Bobbob> oh, does he
23:42:27 <Mekkis> Bob is not sure
23:42:27 <Bobbob> does Bobbob think so too
23:42:36 <Buck> what about me and my 21
23:42:40 <Mekkis> the ant is not dead
23:42:47 <Mekkis> you think it's what you need
23:42:55 <Buck> righto I grab a sample or 3
23:43:00 <Mekkis> Bobbob, you're thinking about icecream
23:43:09 <Bobbob> "Mmm.. Ice cream."
23:43:13 <Bobbob> "Hello ant!"
23:43:15 <Bobbob> does it answer me
23:43:21 <Buck> if not, can I shoot it
23:43:23 <Bobbob> no
23:43:25 <Bobbob> not yet
23:43:27 <Mekkis> as Buck tries to grab a sample
23:43:31 <Mekkis> the ant bites you
23:43:32 <Bobbob> what are you doing
23:43:40 <Buck> I point my musket at it
23:43:57 <Bobbob> bobbob casts speak with animals
23:43:59 <Bobbob> and talks to the ant
23:44:07 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1 bite
23:44:08 <diebot> Mekkis, bite: [1d20=18] 19
23:44:11 <Buck> you can speak with animals?
23:44:13 <Bobbob> yes
23:44:19 <Mekkis> does it hit flat-footed, Buck?
23:44:23 <Buck> yeah man
23:44:27 <Buck> 17 is standard AC
23:44:40 <Mekkis> !throw 2d4+3 damage
23:44:41 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [2d4=1,2] 6
23:44:48 <Mekkis> and a grapple
23:44:57 * Mekkis hates on-the-fly pathfinder conversions
23:45:00 <Buck> CMD 16
23:45:00 <Bobbob> Buck is going to die
23:45:17 <Buck> I'm not going to die
23:45:19 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2+1
23:45:21 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+2+1: [1d20=3] 6
23:45:22 <Buck> 16/22
23:45:22 <Bobbob> you are
23:45:25 <Mekkis> no grapple today
23:45:30 <Mekkis> initiative please
23:45:32 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20
23:45:33 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20: [1d20=1] 1
23:45:36 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+4 bob init
23:45:36 <diebot> Bobbob, bob init: [1d20=7] 11
23:45:36 <Buck> !throw 1d20+3 init
23:45:37 <diebot> Buck, init: [1d20=9] 12
23:45:38 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+3 sam init
23:45:42 <diebot> Bobbob, sam init: [1d20=1] 4
23:45:45 <Buck> !throw 1d20 cleric init
23:45:46 <diebot> Buck, cleric init: [1d20=15] 15
23:45:55 <Mekkis> cleric's turn
23:46:02 <Buck> delay
23:46:10 <Mekkis> buck's turn
23:46:25 <Buck> delay
23:46:28 <Buck> "Talk quickly, cavalier."
23:46:35 <Mekkis> bob's turn
23:46:41 <Bobbob> I cast speak with animal and talk to the ant
23:46:51 <Mekkis> what are you saying?
23:46:57 <Bobbob> "Ant! We don't want to hurt you, tell us what's wrong."
23:47:09 <Mekkis> no response
23:47:12 <Mekkis> it's now Sam's turn
23:47:16 <Buck> can I take my action
23:47:18 <Bobbob> movement action
23:47:18 <Buck> Buck
23:47:28 <Bobbob> moving to L15 on Bobbob
23:47:36 <Buck> I ready an action to shoot it if he tries to attack me again
23:47:43 <Mekkis> ok
23:47:52 <Mekkis> San's turn
23:47:56 <Mekkis> Sam*
23:48:03 <Bobbob> Sam will move to K15 and end turn
23:48:35 <Mekkis> ant tries to bite buck
23:48:39 <Mekkis> make your attack
23:48:40 <Buck> BOOM
23:48:44 <Buck> !throw 1d20+7
23:48:44 <diebot> Buck, 1d20+7: [1d20=20] 27
23:48:45 <Buck> !throw 1d20+7
23:48:46 <diebot> Buck, 1d20+7: [1d20=13] 20
23:48:47 <Mekkis> ouch
23:48:49 <Buck> does that confirm
23:48:55 <Mekkis> yes
23:48:59 <Mekkis> roll damage
23:49:00 <Buck> !throw 4d12+4
23:49:00 <diebot> Buck, 4d12+4: [4d12=7,9,12,6] 38
23:49:07 <Bobbob> you get a x4 crit modifier?
23:49:09 <Mekkis> you're hit by bits of ant
23:49:11 <Buck> YUP
23:49:18 <Buck> I reload
23:49:19 <Bobbob> "Well, I gave him a chance... poor thing."
23:49:26 <Buck> "Poor thing."
23:49:29 <Buck> I spit on its bits
23:49:31 <Bobbob> I loot it
23:49:35 <Buck> and take a flower
23:49:39 <Mekkis> Rewards: There are no rewards for Act 5.
23:49:46 <Mekkis> you take a flower
23:49:49 <Buck> is this act 5 already
23:49:51 <Mekkis> yes
23:49:56 <Bobbob> how many acts are there
23:49:58 <Mekkis> diebot hates me
23:50:01 <Buck> I'll take a few flowers
23:50:05 <Buck> no reason to take only one
23:50:13 <Mekkis> you take a few flowers
23:50:16 <Bobbob> do we need any knowledge checks here
23:50:28 <Bobbob> sam has arcane, dungeoneering, nature and planes
23:50:30 <Mekkis> nope
23:50:31 <Mekkis> :S
23:50:31 <Buck> I have engineering
23:50:37 <Buck> okay we continue on
23:50:40 <Bobbob> is that the scenario over
23:50:42 <Buck> are we meant to do something here
23:50:43 <Mekkis> nope
23:50:46 <Mekkis> so
23:50:54 <Mekkis> Bobbob now has the flowers
23:50:56 <Mekkis> cool
23:51:00 <Mekkis> what are you doing now?
23:51:05 <Buck> I have the flowers
23:51:07 <Bobbob> leaving the mirage?
23:51:11 <Mekkis> you can try
23:51:12 <Bobbob> wait, can you climb up?
23:51:29 <Buck> is this all we had to do in our mission? get the flower?
23:51:34 <Buck> (and get out)
23:51:40 <Bobbob> think so
23:51:43 <Mekkis> Atop the f lat clear top of the mesa is a huge desert plant,
23:51:43 <Mekkis> its towering blossom reaching toward the sky, a glittering
23:51:43 <Mekkis> crystalline shape nestled deep within and glimmering
23:51:43 <Mekkis> the sun.
23:51:57 <Bobbob> the vessel
23:51:59 <Bobbob> I want the vessel
23:52:03 <Bobbob> that shape
23:52:15 <Buck> is that your faction mission
23:52:22 <Mekkis> it looks like a skeleton
23:52:30 <Bobbob> yeah
23:52:31 <Bobbob> I take that
23:52:47 <Bobbob> and I guess Sam takes a sample of it?
23:52:58 <Mekkis> it's at the top of a 40ft tall flower
23:53:07 <Bobbob> oh
23:53:08 <Buck> my gun has a 40ft range
23:53:08 <Bobbob> how do I get to it
23:53:12 <Buck> want me to shoot it
23:53:20 <Bobbob> is that like unlocking a door
23:53:28 <Bobbob> Bobbob wil climb up
23:53:28 <Mekkis> Buck, let it be said that I really like your style :)
23:53:30 <Buck> I won't be able to unlock a door with my gun
23:53:44 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+8 climb
23:53:45 <diebot> Bobbob, climb: [1d20=6] 14
23:53:57 <Mekkis> you start making your way up
23:54:01 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+8 climb
23:54:02 <diebot> Bobbob, climb: [1d20=8] 16
23:54:04 <Mekkis> two more checks to get up
23:54:08 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+8 climb
23:54:09 <diebot> Bobbob, climb: [1d20=12] 20
23:54:09 <Mekkis> no problem there
23:54:13 <Mekkis> and you're on top
23:54:15 <Bobbob> I get the vessel
23:54:27 <Bobbob> do I have to climb back down
23:54:28 <Mekkis> it weighs about 50lb
23:54:35 <Buck> when he gets down, I lay the bottom of the flower with black powder and set it alight
23:54:48 <Mekkis> does that affect your encumberance?
23:54:55 <Bobbob> uhm
23:55:01 <Buck> Dobs has saddlebags
23:55:07 <Bobbob> all of me weighs 106 pounds
23:55:15 <Mekkis> and yes, you need to climb down
23:55:21 <Bobbob> so I'm carrying 67 pounds
23:55:22 <Buck> BOOM!
23:55:36 <Mekkis> Buck, what was that?
23:55:39 <Bobbob> checking capacity
23:55:45 <Buck> <Buck> when he gets down, I lay the bottom of the flower with black powder and set it alight
23:55:50 <Mekkis> he's not down
23:55:58 <Buck> sorry I am getting ahead of my self
23:56:03 <Bobbob> it doesn't change my encumberance
23:56:09 <Mekkis> (he will be after you BOOM him)
23:56:11 <Mekkis> ok
23:56:16 <Mekkis> start climbing down
23:56:20 <Bobbob> !throw 1d20+8
23:56:20 <diebot> Bobbob, 1d20+8: [1d20=9] 17
23:56:21 <Mekkis> (take 10 is recommended)
23:56:25 <Bobbob> then I'll take 10
23:56:27 <Bobbob> and do 18s
23:56:33 <Mekkis> you're at the bottom
23:56:37 <Buck> BOOM!
23:56:40 <Bobbob> what are you doing
23:56:43 <Bobbob> blowing up a flower?
23:56:46 <Mekkis> Buck, got knowledge (engineering)
23:56:47 <Buck> yeah!
23:56:50 <Buck> yep
23:56:51 <Mekkis> roll it
23:56:57 <Buck> !throw 1d20+5 knowledge engineering
23:56:58 <diebot> Buck, knowledge engineering: [1d20=14] 19
23:57:01 <Bobbob> damn
23:57:03 <Bobbob> it's probably a 20
23:57:16 <Mekkis> you fell the flower so it falls away from you, and hits the ground with a sickening thud!
23:57:20 <Mekkis> THUD!
23:57:27 <Mekkis> now what?
23:57:27 <Bobbob> was he meant to do that
23:57:30 <Buck> "Climbing is overrated."
23:57:33 <Bobbob> Sam takes a sample of the skeleton
23:57:47 <Mekkis> it's all in one piece
23:57:52 <Bobbob> is it meant to be
23:57:55 <Mekkis> got a pick or something to get a bit off
23:58:00 <Mekkis> yes and no
23:58:08 <Mekkis> the Society would appreciate it in one piece
23:58:10 <Buck> what was the DC on that by the way
23:58:18 <Mekkis> 10
23:58:22 <Buck> cool
23:58:29 <Buck> okay, now to find a way home
23:58:30 <Bobbob> so either I piss off the society or I piss off my faction?
23:58:32 <Bobbob> is that normal?
23:58:42 <Buck> oh
23:58:42 <Mekkis> yes
23:58:43 <Buck> can you get more than one
23:58:54 <Buck> 50lb?
23:58:54 <Bobbob> do you have a pick
23:59:08 <Buck> no, but I have explosives
23:59:15 <Bobbob> ha
23:59:16 <Buck> this just never gets old
23:59:22 <Mekkis> nope, it doesn't
23:59:31 <Bobbob> I imagine buck is going to shoot a finger off the skeleton?
23:59:40 <Buck> is that what you need
23:59:44 <Buck> sorry I haven't really been following
23:59:49 <Bobbob> I'm assuming I have the same faction mission as you
23:59:50 <Bobbob> don't I
23:59:57 <Bobbob> don't you need a sample of the vessel?
23:59:58 <Buck> are you grand lodge
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