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00:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hell
00:00 <Clarkson> burning all the shit off it first lol
00:00 <faux> i thinj it was in a plastic bag on his desk
00:00 <Doodle> when i was a teenager and lived with me mates, their dog went into me bedroom when i was out and got a used condom out of the bin in there
00:00 <Doodle> and took it out into the lounge
00:00 <johninja> lol
00:00 <faux> lol
00:00 <Doodle> where all my friends were
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
00:00 <Skirmish> I have seen up to ep 8. Is the season finished yet faux? 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> woof
00:00 <faux> yah
00:00 <Doodle> fucking cunt 
00:00 <Clarkson> you're so fucking paranoid man
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <johninja> spoils of the atest hunting trip lads
00:00 <Doodle> looool
00:00 <Doodle> we got back and nobody would look at us
00:00 <Doodle> WHATS GOING ON GUISE
01:00 <Doodle> uhhhh
01:00 <Doodle> ...
01:00 <johninja> long story hahaha
01:00 <Doodle> me gf was horrified
01:00 <faux> clearly none of your mates had sex if they knew it was from your room
01:00 <faux> lol
01:00 <Clarkson> fuck the dude in the purple shit is cheating cos he popped a few rolls beforehand u reckon shuffler?
01:00 <Doodle> i lold
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> worst thing condom related, i had to do...
01:00 <Doodle> well
01:00 <johninja> go fishing?
01:00 <Doodle> the dog came out of my room which was next to the lounge
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> me friend rings me up and is like..... can you go and see if if left a condom on the lounge and if so, can you dispose of it... i don't want X to see
02:00 <Doodle> and i used bigger condoms than them
02:00 <Doodle> KIDDING
02:00 <johninja> oh dear kk
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was like... is this a fucking joke
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> it wasn't - thankfully no condom 
02:00 <johninja> you are basically involved in the crime
02:00 <Doodle> [00:02] <katatonic_kate01> i was like... is this a fucking joke.. I'M SO THERE GIRLFRIEND
02:00 <amsy> lollll
02:00 <amsy> doodle
02:00 <Doodle> yes amsypoos
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ doodle
03:00 <amsy> ill pm
03:00 <faux> wtf my phone just flew out of my hands and on the floor
03:00 <Doodle> kkkk
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ghost
03:00 <faux> that was weird
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> cum ghost of the past
03:00 <faux> rkfl
03:00 <faux> rofl*
03:00 <johninja> *x-files theme*
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> porno theme
03:00 <faux> de ne ne ne nee neeneeeeeeee
03:00 <johninja> haha
03:00 <faux> nenendneneneneennene
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you guys see new xfiles/
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
03:00 <johninja> yeh
03:00 <faux> no
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> was a bit weird
04:00 <johninja> it was 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> wasn't expecting that
04:00 <johninja> kinda good tho
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanted more.... alien stuff
04:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> no but i saw the Sex-Files :p
04:00 <johninja> yeah instead of all the conspiracy bs
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <Doodle> lol
04:00 <johninja> i think thats what people kinda want in america though
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
04:00 <johninja> they watch ale x jones etc
04:00 <faux> amerrrrica fuk ye
04:00 <faux> dedoxixpcmspanflcu odnd
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah!
05:00 <faux> fuln spewed me dinner and now im hungry
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could so eat like.... 800 pieces of french toast right now 
05:00 <faux> yum
05:00 <amsy> share
06:00 <faux> i eant mangoes 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, effort to make it
06:00 <faux> want
06:00 <Doodle> mangoo
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> vom
06:00 <faux> doodie
06:00 <Serenity> I want 23 tim tams
06:00 <faux> youre fired 
06:00 <Doodle> yes luvr
06:00 <Doodle> oh
06:00 <Doodle> :(
06:00 <johninja> i want conez
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yas tim tams
06:00 <faux> show me yourbutt and ill rehire  you
07:00 <Doodle> i did
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wish i had a maid
07:00 <Doodle> you laughed at it
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> who i'd call and she'd bring me food
07:00 <Serenity> bring hot choc too dematerialised 
07:00 <faux> excuxr me
07:00 <faux> i did not
07:00 <johninja> dude if she puts a cat mask on
07:00 <dematerialised> i keep taking face selfies on my phone
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i had a shitty hot chocolate tonight....
07:00 <johninja> i would drive from qld
07:00 <dematerialised> by accident
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't drink the ones at vivid
07:00 <Serenity> How the  hell lol
08:00 <Clarkson> i am so fuckin bored
08:00 <amsy> the walrus camera
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> we only want dick selfies
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ amsy
08:00 <dematerialised> amsy understands completely
08:00 <johninja> she has a mean streak that amsy
08:00 <dematerialised> nah she only speaks the truth
08:00 <dematerialised> it's what i like about her
09:00 <Skirmish> http://imgur.com/ZfqOPvU   <--------- faux
09:00 <amsy> lol
09:00 <faux> good
09:00 <amsy> wasnt even trying to be mean
09:00 <johninja> that internet speed is making me horny
09:00 <faux> pix
09:00 <Skirmish> Close to the exchange. 
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> cal yo self
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> m
09:00 <dematerialised> i once took a picture of myself naked in the shower and called it "a fat walrus masturbating"
09:00 <amsy> jusy meant that it makes everyone look like a walrus when it suddenly flips to front cam
10:00 <dematerialised> so amsy is correct
10:00 <johninja> lol
10:00 <Doodle> it makes me look distinguished
10:00 <johninja> i was more imagining a david attenborough doco
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <johninja> "and here we see dematerialised in his natural habitat"
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> no that would be a walrus with a monocle 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> im googling that
11:00 <amsy> that speed is making you horny?
11:00 <johninja> lol it probably exists
11:00 <dematerialised> Serenity i am sick and i need someone to fix me
11:00 <johninja> yeah its pretty amazing for australia
11:00 <dematerialised> please trade fixing for chocolate
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.etsy.com/listing/66706849/walrus-art-print-aristocrat-walrus-with
11:00 <psidawg> i'll exchange a dick selfie for $1k
11:00 <amsy> yeah you poor things lol
11:00 <psidawg> poor
11:00 <psidawg> i am
11:00 <Doodle> .
12:00 <Skirmish> hung like a walrus https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4033/4239959920_df1655d665_b.jpg
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> pix
12:00 <johninja> lol
12:00 <johninja> impressive length
12:00 <dematerialised> hey that lokos about right
12:00 <faux> thankfuck Doodle does it for free
12:00 <faux> id be brole
12:00 <faux> broke
12:00 <dematerialised> minus the black spots
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> girth.... 
12:00 <Doodle> loool
12:00 <Doodle> mates rates faux
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> you must have a lot of female mates doodle
12:00 <couleurs> looks like a potato with a penile
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00 <Doodle> not as many as i'd like
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
13:00 <johninja> i'll bet he sinks those fangs in when he is mating
13:00 <Doodle> i do
13:00 <Doodle> oh
13:00 <Doodle> nm
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus
13:00 <johninja> yeh
13:00 <johninja> turns em rite on it does
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> when was the last time you had sex with a human?
14:00 <johninja> human?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lord
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> enough said
14:00 <johninja> haha
14:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <Doodle> i had sex with a human once
14:00 <johninja> nah a couple of months back tbh
14:00 <Doodle> same, was it you johninja?
14:00 <johninja> it twas merely a ruse
14:00 <Skirmish> Googled 'walrus penis' and somehow this ended up in the picture feed http://41.media.tumblr.com/ce6a9fd42d0279456a9c7ada839ab0f5/tumblr_mqhek1rxWC1r6ixdqo1_500.jpg
14:00 <johninja> i had the blue dress on
14:00 <Doodle> omg
14:00 <johninja> i didn't know it was you
14:00 <johninja> fuk
15:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Boy George & Culture Club - The Crying Game.mp3 (3.09MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:22)
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> !!!
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hums good bye horses
15:00 <Doodle> lolol
16:00 <johninja> somebodys crying - chris issack.mp3
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> chris wAS A fucking babe
16:00 <Doodle> is sack
16:00 <Clarkson> well u know fuck ya arugment
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> then he ... got old
16:00 <johninja> he is a very handsome man
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> was
16:00 <johninja> oh
16:00 <johninja> i didn't know
16:00 <dematerialised> we smile and smile
16:00 <Doodle> he looks like popeye now
16:00 <johninja> i thought he would age like johnny cash
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ doodle
16:00 <dematerialised> laughter echoes in your eyes
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas!
16:00 <Doodle> lol he does
16:00 <Doodle> I YAM WAT I YAM
17:00 <johninja> oh yeah
17:00 <johninja> he didn't age well at all
17:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/C9haoHj.jpg
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D3Nl1GZzuw
17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Chris Isaak - Wicked Game HD Views: 12,288,784 Uploader: djanthonyStyle Uploaded: Feb 8, 2011 Duration: 4m4s Rating: 4.89
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> see i'd fuck him if he looked like that
17:00 <johninja> me 2
17:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/rJMT1bb.jpg
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <dematerialised> help me roll away the stone
18:00 <johninja> fuck off jesus
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i should find me friends pics... she is a ranaga twin! 
19:00 <Doodle> bloody
19:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/NHLKc3D.jpg <-- me
19:00 <Doodle> 6 degrees
19:00 <Skirmish> 1 minute silent for simba who is apprently in intensive care after an accident on Wednesday. Extensive head trauma. 
20:00 <Skirmish> silence*
20:00 <dematerialised> simba is fine
20:00 <Maurice> Of seperation?
20:00 <dematerialised> please don't joke about serious injury or death
20:00 <Maurice> Separ
20:00 <dematerialised> smen
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i reckon it's - 6 ere
20:00 <Doodle> no
20:00 <Doodle> of temp
20:00 <johninja> yeah, he cut his hand open cleaning his bong
20:00 <johninja> a while back
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/7sMn0i1.jpg
20:00 <Maurice> Want to take my temp? See what I run at
20:00 <Doodle> yes
20:00 <Doodle> come over
20:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: information was recently relayed. I don't know how true it is. Just passing it along. No jokes. 
21:00 <Maurice> On my way
21:00 <dematerialised> it's not true at all
21:00 <dematerialised> i am in constant communications with simba
21:00 <dematerialised> he is fine
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> pix
21:00 <Doodle> haha
21:00 <Doodle> hng
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <Doodle> bring the lube and a smile
21:00 <Doodle> thats all u will need
21:00 <johninja> do you guys have walkie talkies?
21:00 <dematerialised> no
21:00 <Skirmish> Kate wants pics of a rectal thermometer hanging out of Maurice's butt? 
21:00 <dematerialised> they don't reach that far
21:00 <Doodle> ksssshhhhht no
22:00 <Doodle> over
22:00 <johninja> *phhstt* simba *pshht* do you copy over *pshht*
22:00 <Doodle> i know i do Skirmish
22:00 <dematerialised> i have well established lines of communication with all major stakeholders
22:00 <Maurice> Lol reminds me of Fam Guy with Stewie on the walkie 'you have to say over, over'
22:00 <johninja> lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> SAID NO ONE EVER skirmish
23:00 <johninja> i'm actually intruiged
23:00 <Doodle> i want pix of a wall barometer hanging out of Maurice's butt
23:00 <Skirmish> major stakeholders in what? 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <Doodle> 'hows that oressure?'
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum's minge
23:00 <Doodle> *pressure
23:00 <Maurice> Jeepers
23:00 <Doodle> ^_^
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> peepers
23:00 <Doodle> its ok we will work up to that
23:00 <dematerialised> i couldn't possibly say Skirmish, I am a man of my word
23:00 <Doodle> its still early
24:00 <Skirmish> Ok ... 
24:00 <johninja> they all chipped in and purchased austnet
24:00 <Doodle> whoah really
24:00 <Doodle> that must have been like $6.55
24:00 <Maurice> I'm obv gonna need to be stretched
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> 18 degrees in sydney ... AS FUCKIN IF
24:00 <dematerialised> people confide in me because they know they can rely on my sincerity
24:00 <Doodle> its ok i have plenty of time Maurice
24:00 <dematerialised> i couldn't possibly do anything to ruin that confidence
25:00 <Doodle> i'll give u an oreo dematerialised
25:00 <Doodle> to blab
25:00 <Doodle> to sing like a canary
25:00 <Doodle> to squeal
25:00 <dematerialised> make it two
25:00 <johninja> yeah if there is one thing i would say about dematerialised, he seems trustworthy
25:00 <dematerialised> and i'll consider it
25:00 <Doodle> you're on
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> 8.9
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
26:00 <dematerialised> im sure its cold here but i have a fever
26:00 <dematerialised> im burning up
26:00 <dematerialised> the cold never bothered me anyway
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <Doodle> it only got to 10 here today
26:00 <Doodle> god me nips
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was cold ere today
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> then we ventured out tonight... pretty sure me child had hypothermia 
27:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_6Cj4SISME
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway Views: 47,303 Uploader: TOZChatPanel Uploaded: Dec 24, 2013 Duration: 0m8s Rating: 4.07
27:00 <Doodle> worth a try katatonic_kate01
27:00 <dematerialised> have you decided to call him steven yet
27:00 <dematerialised> so we can call him stezza
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> me husband's name is stevie
28:00 <dematerialised> :o
28:00 <johninja> i don't like this "child" business
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor ninja
28:00 <Maurice> Kids suck
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> unborn is gonna be called Jack
28:00 <couleurs> well i'm going 2 slep i got 2 get up 2 watch the match hope i win good bye
28:00 <Doodle> dump yours on your husband and come and live with me Maurice
28:00 <dematerialised> jack is a solid name
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
28:00 <Doodle> bai couleurs
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like it
28:00 <dematerialised> nini couleurs
28:00 <Skirmish> ROFL https://youtu.be/d9y5KR7_MNs?list=PLUeVLo4JZmOqfI5dIz7CHheprK8mxov4L
28:00 <Maurice> Went out for lunch today at a marron/fish thingy farm, boys wanted to go outside and chase the peacocks and I just sat back and let them go, coz old kids
28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: your favorite anime is shit Views: 339,695 Uploader: LilyRaichu Uploaded: Sep 21, 2014 Duration: 0m15s Rating: 4.89
28:00 <Clarkson> fucking hell shut up
29:00 <Doodle> loool
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice
29:00 <johninja> relax Clarkson, we are all mates here
29:00 <Clarkson> aint that right Daniel you bitch
29:00 <Maurice> Doodle, I'm just finishing up the divorce papers
29:00 <Doodle> swoit
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <Doodle> i'm just scraping off the sheets
29:00 <Maurice> So sexy
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shudders*
29:00 <Doodle> ;)
29:00 <Maurice> Did you see my sprouts mexicaine line yesterday
30:00 <johninja> you guys wil be up all night watching that bottom show
30:00 <Doodle> LOL yes
30:00 <johninja> i cansee it
30:00 <Maurice> They were fucking spicy
30:00 <dematerialised> i washed my linen for the first time in a few months last night, found out they are actually blue and not white/yellow
30:00 <johninja> lol
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
30:00 <Maurice> Rank
30:00 <Doodle> 'hint of curry powder'
30:00 <johninja> i made all my socks pink last time  tried that washing thing
30:00 <Doodle> 'well, less of a hint more of a party political broadcast'
30:00 <faux> exuxe me
30:00 <faux> i just got shown a pic of ricciardo for the first time ever
30:00 <dematerialised> yes he is cute
31:00 <faux> why didnt anyone tell me he was delicious
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> so hungry but 2 drunk 2 decide
31:00 <johninja> ty
31:00 <Maurice> Coz you should have known
31:00 <Doodle> he's a formula 1 driver u should just assume he is
31:00 <Maurice> He sits on poles, he's bound to be appealing
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake is always the answer jim
31:00 <johninja> have a kebab trevor
31:00 <faux> i would start me day from his pole....position 
31:00 <Doodle> he has a gf also
31:00 <Doodle> so ner
31:00 <Doodle> you;re stuck with me
31:00 <Maurice> Piffle
31:00 <Maurice> She can be murdered
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> fuck cake, thats fat girl food
31:00 <dematerialised> yeah and his gf isn't that great looking either
31:00 <dematerialised> she looks like she's been plastidipped
31:00 <Doodle> yeah he will chuck her
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> and>
32:00 <faux> pix of his mrs
32:00 <TropicalStormJim> PROTEIN
32:00 <Doodle> and steal faux off me
32:00 <Doodle> no doubt
32:00 <dematerialised> prolly
32:00 <Doodle> /wrists
32:00 <Maurice> He'll ditch her for Vettel
32:00 <TropicalStormJim> cake has none
32:00 <johninja> then you will hate him
32:00 <Doodle> ye but i'd get to see faux on tv
32:00 <johninja> and become a racecar driver
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake has none.... clearly you're eating the wrong kind of cake
32:00 <johninja> and then have a nasty collision with him
32:00 <johninja> the ultimate revenge
32:00 <johninja> i could write a movie about it
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <Maurice> I wish I had cake
33:00 <Maurice> I hate you all
33:00 <Doodle> *cock
33:00 <TropicalStormJim> whats it? 3 eggs and a fuckload of starch?
33:00 <Maurice> Both, at the same time
33:00 <frayedknot> why not go and bake one then?
33:00 <Doodle> lol
33:00 <Doodle> bake a cock
33:00 <Maurice> What is bake
33:00 <Clarkson> dumb english shit
33:00 <Doodle> silly
33:00 <Maurice> Lol Doodle
33:00 <johninja> Doodle will be played by a young tommy lee jones
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm cock cake
33:00 <Clarkson> who the fuck is jessica fox
33:00 <TropicalStormJim> nigger i eat 3 eggs 4 breakfast
33:00 <Doodle> lol tommy lee jones
33:00 <Doodle> jesus
33:00 <johninja> faux will be catherine zeta jones
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> jim- you wouldn't know how to bake a cake if you tried.
33:00 <Maurice> As if I'm going to go bake a cake just because I want one, that is not only ridiculous, it's also absurd
34:00 <TropicalStormJim> and i dont care to learn either
34:00 <johninja> woah
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> good!
34:00 <faux> isnt he like
34:00 <faux> 98
34:00 <faux> NO
34:00 <faux> im rebel Wilson 
34:00 <TropicalStormJim> its just like understanding feminism...
34:00 <johninja> lol
34:00 <TropicalStormJim> YEAH NO
34:00 <Doodle> lol piss off you are
34:00 <johninja> yeah the young one was quite dashing though
34:00 <Doodle> she is gigantor
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> feminism is all about equality 
34:00 <Maurice> I love Rebel
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> end of story
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> rebel is awesome
34:00 <TropicalStormJim> lol no it isnt
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, it is
35:00 <johninja> i need feminism because sometimes i run out of things to laugh at
35:00 <TropicalStormJim> feminism is about domination due to gender, ie. sexism
35:00 <Doodle> oh ffs
35:00 <TropicalStormJim> and how the scale can be tipped so women are on top
35:00 <faux> no thats only feminazis
35:00 <Doodle> dont ruin a good sexy convo with feminism
35:00 <Clarkson> ive just had a shit night so am in the mood to talking to others
35:00 <Doodle> you cunts
35:00 <faux> who give ot a bad nsmr
35:00 <johninja> tru
35:00 <faux> feminism is equality
35:00 <faux> now fuck pff
35:00 <Doodle> e-quality
35:00 <faux> ye
35:00 <faux> doodle
35:00 <faux> show me ur bits
35:00 <Doodle> i know
35:00 <dematerialised> did you just say feminism is equality
35:00 <Doodle> i'm fired
35:00 <Doodle> etc
35:00 <faux> no
35:00 <faux> i rehired u
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, it is!  
36:00 <johninja> lets not let TropicalStormJim derail us
36:00 <Doodle> what if i got a new position
36:00 <johninja> he's drunk and making trouble
36:00 <faux> you're me best worker 
36:00 <TropicalStormJim> my favourite feminist topic is the gender pay gap
36:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <TropicalStormJim> no idea why the private sector isnt hiring women to save money
36:00 <faux> can we vote
36:00 <dematerialised> i know right
36:00 <faux> press 49 to ban Trevor 
36:00 <Doodle> 49
36:00 <TropicalStormJim> 49
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> of fuck up - and die in a fire jim
36:00 <dematerialised> 48
36:00 <dematerialised> =1
36:00 <Clarkson> im getting my license and im sure as fuck not paying an instructor for 200 off hours of lessons
36:00 <dematerialised> +1
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> 49
36:00 <British^Meat> 49
36:00 <Doodle> 50-1
36:00 <dematerialised> =2
36:00 <dematerialised> +46
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <dematerialised> =48
37:00 <dematerialised> =1
37:00 <dematerialised> woops
37:00 <dematerialised> im too old for this shit
37:00 <Doodle> fucking mTAHS
37:00 <Clarkson> I saw that girlie flick n THAT was scary as fuck
37:00 <Doodle> maths
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAHAHAHA
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> take that 
37:00 <faux> he can never be civil and converse
37:00 <faux> he always has to shit stir
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
37:00 <dematerialised> to be fair that was a fairly adult topic
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> as if
38:00 <johninja> yeah its just not the right place or time
38:00 <Doodle> oh well he has slutz 2 meet up with etc
38:00 <Clarkson> why the fuck do i have hayfever
38:00 <johninja> stop sucking bees dix Clarkson
38:00 <Clarkson> my cat loves me and i love her fuck you
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
38:00 <faux> lol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> meow
38:00 <johninja> lol
40:00 <faux> 00:38] <TropicalStormJim> with ideals like that i bet u vote for the greens/communist party
40:00 <faux> [00:40] <faux> yo no hablo ingles
40:00 <dematerialised> lol
40:00 <Doodle> lol
40:00 <Doodle> ingles
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <faux> yes
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> just say smd to everything he says
41:00 <johninja> lol oh dear
41:00 <Doodle> he's not me
41:00 <faux> i already do
41:00 <faux> he quotes me
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> brb
41:00 <Doodle> 'give it 2 me'
41:00 <Doodle> -- faux
42:00 <faux> excuse 
42:00 <Doodle> lol
42:00 <Doodle> hi
42:00 <faux> me
42:00 <johninja> yes comrade?
42:00 <faux> that was priate
42:00 <faux> private 
42:00 <Doodle> o
42:00 <Doodle> sozm8
42:00 <johninja> ivanafaux
43:00 <faux> ege
43:00 <faux> ehe
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
43:00 <faux> wb
44:00 <faux> i wanna sleep but i cant
44:00 <faux> ehat is happenng
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> too cold1
44:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <johninja> lol
45:00 <johninja> tempremental
45:00 <Doodle> come and sleep with me faux
45:00 <Doodle> i'm helpful
46:00 <Doodle> oh wait no i meant horny
46:00 <johninja> when you walk right out on meeee
46:00 <faux> k
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks lol
46:00 <Doodle> u sound so enthusiastic
46:00 <faux> i m
46:00 <faux> yyyeehyhhh
47:00 <Doodle> 'ye ok w/evs treat me rough'
47:00 <faux> lollll
48:00 <faux> k two blankets is too much now
48:00 <faux> me feet are boilin
48:00 <Doodle> me spuds are boilin
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> so cold!
51:00 <dematerialised> that reminds me i need to put my eleccy sheets in
51:00 <Doodle> in ur butt?
52:00 <dematerialised> exactly
52:00 <Doodle> sleep wonderfully warm
52:00 <dematerialised> if you think about it, it makes the most sense
52:00 <dematerialised> because you're trying to warm up your core
52:00 <Doodle> ofc
52:00 <Doodle> doesnt get much more core than ur butthole
52:00 <Clarkson> it stinks like shit
52:00 <dematerialised> just stick a hair iron up there and turn it onto the lowest settings
52:00 <Doodle> oh
52:00 <dematerialised> same thing
52:00 <Doodle> looool
52:00 <Doodle> sort of
53:00 <Doodle> hope it doesnt spring open
53:00 <dematerialised> yeah
53:00 <dematerialised> that'd suck
53:00 <Doodle> twanggggg
53:00 <johninja> lol
54:00 <johninja> "wow you have the loveliest butthairs i have ever seen on a man""
54:00 <Doodle> rofl
54:00 <Doodle> 'thank u i sleep with a hair iron in me ass'
54:00 <faux> goodnight frands :*
54:00 <johninja> haha
54:00 <johninja> nini
54:00 <Doodle> nini faux
54:00 <dematerialised> nini fox
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need to sleep with gloves on
56:00 <dematerialised> k9 i couldnt find the gif of you, but it was a lady having an amazone drone deliver a dildo to her
56:00 <Clarkson> I think a lot of that kind of metal can actually fuck off
57:00 <dematerialised> ohhhhhhh its a video
57:00 <johninja> i agree Clarkson
57:00 <Clarkson> and how she can take huge cock is beyond words
57:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZCVG7zUaRA
57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dildo Drone Views: 1,920,126 Uploader: dildoeverything Uploaded: Apr 18, 2016 Duration: 0m32s Rating: 4.01
01:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/oWszckn.jpg
01:00 <johninja> what a world we live in
01:00 <dematerialised> lazy fucks
01:00 <dematerialised> i hope they employed people to peel them
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> hang on
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
06:00 <dematerialised> https://www.facebook.com/motorsport365/videos/1186756854702270/
06:00 <dematerialised> jesus fucking christ
06:00 <Clarkson> Dumb fuck drugged her, raped her and left her in a gutter. 
06:00 <dematerialised> he reached low earth orbit
08:00 <johninja> wow
09:00 <johninja> its amazing they don't die
09:00 <johninja> very often anyway
10:00 <dematerialised> yeah shows how much engineering and safety goes into proper racing
11:00 <johninja> https://i.redd.it/fvrv52mrnvzw.png 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops
19:00 <Bhemop> turn off the lights
21:00 <Bhemop> i might have a disability soon if i dont get a second pillow
22:00 <Bhemop> right now my head is resting on air
22:00 <Bhemop> can anyone buy a pillow for me?
23:00 <Bhemop> im kind of short on the $$
23:00 <Bhemop> you cheap bastards
23:00 <Bhemop> is this how you treat me
24:00 <British^Meat> hi kate :)
24:00 <Bhemop> british meat you silly goose
24:00 <Bhemop> dont you know meat is bad for you
25:00 <Bhemop> have you seen what they do to animals in order to feed your fat arse
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi there
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> soo happy i finished me assignment !
28:00 <British^Meat> wot were it on?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> research proposal
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> on womem’s perspective of care in homeless services
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> fun fucking times’
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> ahahahaha u funny speech making
32:00 <British^Meat> hah, sounds pretty intense :)
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> just… annoying really
37:00 <TropicalStormJim> u shud just write in ur papers, dear mr researcher, i am but an unimportant woman with no rational thought therefore its your place to make proposal
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah…
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> the person who writes the research proposal usually wants to conduct the research….
39:00 <TropicalStormJim> quiet woman and tend to ur children
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> how about suck my dick
40:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MAH HORSE
40:00 <TropicalStormJim> do u want 2 hear a funny vikas joke
41:00 <TheRiddler> get the exploding kittens game
41:00 <TheRiddler> ppl
41:00 <TheRiddler> the new popular card game
41:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai2u
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i ate too much cake and i feel sick
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
42:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok well vikas is taking a leak on a lamp pole in the street. a policeman sees this and says "can't you see the latrine is just 25 feet away?" so vikas replies "do u think ive got a fire hose in my trousers?"
42:00 <Serenity> I WISH I ATE TOO MUCH CAKE
42:00 <Serenity> woah... caps
43:00 <TheRiddler> now you are caketonic_kate :p
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos what better way to celebrate….. finishing an assignment but to eat a slab of cake
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> it wasn even that much cake!
44:00 <Serenity> how did you go with the pre-e thing
44:00 <TheRiddler> anyways exploding kittens is a card game where you take turns to draw cards and if you get the exploding kitten card it's game over
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> tropical, do you wish you had a fire hose in your pance?
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ahh.. no word, sooo i assume its all good lol
44:00 <TheRiddler> anything might be bigger than what is in there now :p
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> still fucking puffy tho
45:00 <Serenity> aha well you would assume if it was important theyd let you know
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i had to buy huge granny undies *sobs*
45:00 <Serenity> hahah
45:00 <TheRiddler> pics
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
45:00 <TheRiddler> :p
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> they have lace… but stretch lace and they’re like….. huge
47:00 <TropicalStormJim> urgh why am i googling russian jokes instead of sleeping
48:00 <TropicalStormJim> some of them are pretty good
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you’re lame. 
51:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok ill paste some
51:00 <TropicalStormJim> Countess Maria Bolkonskaya celebrates her 50th anniversary, the whole local Hussar regiment is invited, and the Countess boasts about the gifts she has received: "Cornet Obolensky presented me a lovely set of 50 Chinese fragrant candles. I loved them so much that I immediately stuck them into the seven 7-branch candlesticks you see on the table. Such auspicious numbers! Unfortunately there is a single candle left, and I don't know where to
51:00 <TropicalStormJim>  stick it..." / The whole Hussar regiment takes a deep breath... but the Hussar colonel barks out: "Hussars, not a word !!!"
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> um….
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> perhaps going to bed and sleeping would be of great benefit tropical “|
57:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok ill paste another
58:00 <Serenity> o.o
58:00 <TropicalStormJim> Stierlitz is a fictional Soviet intelligence officer, portrayed by Vyacheslav Tikhonov in the popular Soviet TV series Seventeen Moments of Spring. In the jokes, Stierlitz interacts with various characters, most prominently his nemesis Müller.
58:00 <TropicalStormJim> Müller was walking through the forest when he saw two eyes staring at him in the darkness: "Must be an owl," Müller thought. / "Who's an owl? You're an owl yourself!" Stierlitz thought.
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> I have a suggestion, read some Tolstoy or Dostoyevsky if you wanna immerse yo’ self with all things Russian. With any luck you’ll pass out :D
13:00 <MeEmigrantAlberta> Disaster Risk Management and Climate Change Adaptation - Master's Programme
14:00 <dematerialised> rattling off fantasies again?
14:00 <dematerialised> i mean aspirations
14:00 <dematerialised> aspirations are good to have
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn im dead
18:00 <MeEmigrantAlberta> dematerialised never say any bad words about my girl again, i neved knew you were gay?
19:00 <MeEmigrantAlberta> ever*
19:00 <dematerialised> i would never say a bad word about any girls
19:00 <dematerialised> that is against my religion
29:00 <MeEmigrantAlberta> be cool mang
35:00 <TropicalStormJim> urgh i hate the work computers... thought i should make a small change to a doc i made today... cant.. because there is no remote access, and how dare i even consider the thought of remote access
51:00 <Tiggier> https://www.facebook.com/1154128124621017/videos/1176638485703314/
51:00 <Tiggier> lmao
53:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/gallery/CIc0sEd
04:00 <Maurice> No
05:00 <dematerialised> that is actually a selfie tho
10:00 <Tiggier> $29 for suicidegirl year subscription
10:00 <dematerialised> >mfw paying for pictures of naked women
12:00 <Maurice> What the actual fuck
13:00 <dematerialised> are you ok Maurice?
13:00 <Maurice> I went to buy Deadpool 4k today, but they couldn't find the disc, mentioned it to my husband and he pointed out we don't have the tv for it, his solution was lets buy a new tv, rather than, lets just get a bluray disc
13:00 <Maurice> I am not
14:00 <dematerialised> that's a solid strategy
14:00 <Maurice> It's ridic, we don't need a new fucking tv
14:00 <Clarkson> this guy had to shovel all the shit into the grass on the sidewalk
15:00 <dematerialised> the joys of disposable income
15:00 <Maurice> Something like that
15:00 <dematerialised> i dont have disposable income, i've eaten nothing but 2 year old mi goreng for the past two weeks
16:00 <dematerialised> i am on the cusp of death
16:00 <Maurice> I highly doubt that
16:00 <Maurice> However, I ate ribs tonight, pork ribs, I hate pork but these were delicious
16:00 <dematerialised> i've already updated my will in preparation
16:00 <Maurice> I do love mi goreng though
17:00 <dematerialised> i love eating it, i don't like shitting it back out
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> infidel
19:00 <dematerialised> and to top it off, they are halal
20:00 <dematerialised> gets me all the hot muslim babes
20:00 <TropicalStormJim> burqas backyarda
31:00 <Tiggier> .
13:00 <m8> wheres all the conversation at 4:13am ?
14:00 <m8> its almost 420
14:00 <m8> gotta pack up the bong hits
14:00 <m8> c'mon pot smokers of aus
26:00 <m8> fuk i am baked
12:00 <m8> lotta irc windows open , no activity at all
20:00 <Lumeah> awww
20:00 <Lumeah> sorry m8. 
21:00 <Lumeah> it's  called sleep...  cuz i work.. ta
35:00 <johninja> http://imgur.com/r/indianpeoplefacebook/JS5b9Kc
10:00 <dematerialised> i HaVe LoST CoNTRoL oF MY LiF
12:00 <johninja> tHe I11usi0n 0f c0nTRol
21:00 <johninja_1987> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13255955_905123452932193_63822699748680344_n.png?oh=45729a2387498561d07d10fa874dbbaa&oe=57CAF396 
34:00 <grem> lol
13:00 <m8> i touched up ya mum 
13:00 <m8> no one was looking
13:00 <m8> so i just rammed my finger in her gash and started going for it
02:00 <m8> i fukn love stanazolol pills so much
02:00 <m8> gives me so much confidence
03:00 <faux> i fukn love your absence 
11:00 <m8> hey faux , r u a good lookin chick ?
11:00 <m8> or a scummy bloke ?
11:00 <m8> or a tranny ?
12:00 <faux> im a tall bald bloke wearin nothin but a cock ring
12:00 <faux> u wanna go?
12:00 <m8> yea id prob punch u out 
12:00 <faux> you wish
12:00 <faux> id make you my bitch 
12:00 <m8> how ?
12:00 <faux> id make u groom me pubes w your tongue m8
13:00 <johninja> lol
13:00 <m8> f o
13:00 <m8> id stick a blade in your face
13:00 <m8> cut ur face off
13:00 <faux> o yw
13:00 <faux> o ye
13:00 <m8> then it would be on
13:00 <m8> on like mfkn donkey kong nigger
13:00 <Clarkson> read a mother fucking book
13:00 <faux> i dont need weapons
14:00 <faux> ill snap ya neck w me bare hands
14:00 <faux> blindfolded.
14:00 <johninja> rekt by Clarkson
14:00 <Clarkson> dont be a fag
14:00 <johninja> sorry
14:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <m8> mah
14:00 <m8> fukn
14:00 <m8> donkey
14:00 <m8> kong
16:00 <m8> wanna hear a j/k ?
16:00 <m8> faux
16:00 <m8> ROFLCOPTER
16:00 <m8> that was the funniest j/k ever ..... fanks
17:00 <faux> the joke is you still saying roflcopter
17:00 <faux> golly
17:00 <johninja> https://i.reddituploads.com/5fce6f63020f4ebc86e1595cc195bfde?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=5ea2aead8ae93b3141c8a4d663a2f5d7 
18:00 <faux>  lol
18:00 <faux> poor pony
30:00 <johninja> https://www.facebook.com/252362008184703/videos/1010281942392702/ 
41:00 <johninja> lol was watching a vid of this guy on crutches scoring a sick goal against an able bodied defender
41:00 <johninja> and i'm like fuck he owned him...and then in the comments this guys like "but yeah who is gonna tackle him"
41:00 <Clarkson> just reading that gay link
41:00 <johninja> oh ok
41:00 <johninja> just imagining some dude sliding in and taking him out "fkkn rekt m8"
42:00 <grem> haha Clarkson
42:00 <Clarkson> u have a shit
42:00 <grem> i did a shit Clarkson
42:00 <Clarkson> was requesting some cool shit n ppl
42:00 <johninja> http://www.bbc.com/sport/disability-sport/36400251?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_sport&ns_source=facebook&ns_linkname=sport 
42:00 <grem> loll
42:00 <grem> <3 Clarkson
42:00 <Clarkson> sniff this ya old cunt
42:00 <grem> rofl
43:00 <johninja> lol
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
52:00 <m8> word
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> to ya mother
54:00 <m8> i love rubbing ya mums muffin
54:00 <m8> my  finger  gets right inbetween her vagina-mouf
55:00 <robot> hi kate
55:00 <robot> m8 ya giant faggot
55:00 <Clarkson> christopher hells no
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hai robot
56:00 <robot> how we doin?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> Guess what….. I got a distinction for me last assignment. YASSS! 
56:00 <robot> awesome!
56:00 <robot> can i read it
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah at some point
57:00 <robot> rad
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> It’s raining ere so im bored…. 
58:00 <robot> niice
58:00 <robot> i like rain
58:00 <robot> it's beautiful here, we're goin out for a bbq in the park
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i like rain….
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s the best but not on a w/end when im not workin'
59:00 <robot> mmmm
59:00 <robot> when u wanna do stuff n enjoy life
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> im enjoying slothing now ….
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i made french toast before was pretty delish
00:00 <faux> yummmm
00:00 <robot> yum
00:00 <robot> i ate so much french toast in canada and i drowned it in maple
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> wif a mixed berry compote
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> was…. so master chefin it up
01:00 <faux> i had weetbix and banana
01:00 <faux> before spewin it
01:00 <faux>  (Y)
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh preggers?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
01:00 <robot> congrats faux
01:00 <robot> lol sorry
01:00 <robot> that's not nice
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is some bug goin’ round…. 
01:00 <robot> sry u wick
01:00 <robot> sick
02:00 <faux> excuse me
02:00 <robot> i'm havin a coffee n im about to have an up n go as well
02:00 <robot> prolly not the best, maybe ill just wait til lunch, it's only couple hours away
02:00 <robot> steak burgerz
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> should have got a coffee when i was out! DOH!
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm steak burgers… if they’re thin
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> with onions and bbq sauce
03:00 <robot> nah nice thick porterhouse steak
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew
03:00 <robot> med rare
03:00 <robot> best.
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> well done!
03:00 <robot> best, kate.
03:00 <robot> no
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
03:00 <robot> .
03:00 <faux> im watching mycrazy ex lmao... one guy was dating a chick w her own bakery and he thought something shady was going on
03:00 <faux> anyway long story short
04:00 <robot> u can have ur own bbq k8, with ur well done steak
04:00 <robot> in the rain
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> and then faux?
04:00 <robot> he drove into the bakery with a truck?
04:00 <faux> he walked in yhe bakery one night and she was dressed as little red riding hood and she sat on yhe cake and was reading a story to ghis creepy dude
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> OOHH LOLZ
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> some peeps lol
05:00 <faux> apparently its called sploshing 
05:00 <faux> men pay her to bake the cakes and sit on them while they get off
05:00 <faux> LOL.
05:00 <faux> lmaoooo
05:00 <robot> o
05:00 <faux> her bakrry got shut down by the health department
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
05:00 <faux> now she sploshes online
05:00 <faux> .
05:00 <faux> SPLOSHES
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> Wow…. could be me new calling!
05:00 <faux> what a word
05:00 <robot> hmmm
05:00 <robot> i could splosh
05:00 <robot> how much money innit?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> splish splosh i was sitting on a cake...
05:00 <robot> lol
05:00 <faux> theres a bloody word for everything
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup!
06:00 <faux> wel one dude paid her $1000
06:00 <robot> ye
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOT
06:00 <faux> to make thr cake and sit on it
06:00 <faux> lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hell….  im sploshin'
06:00 <faux> LOL
06:00 <faux> brb sploshin
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> hell, id even do it naked for 1000 bucks
06:00 <faux> Career: Splosher
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <robot> its like dudes who like to get carrots, bury them and have someone slowly dig them up out of the ground with a pink toy shovel juice them and drink the juice is called carroshing
07:00 <faux> .
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOT
07:00 <robot> lollllll
07:00 <faux> thats def a made up robot story 
07:00 <faux> lol
07:00 <robot> of course it is
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <faux> k8 was like omgz
07:00 <robot> ye 'k8' was
07:00 <faux> SMD
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was gagging
07:00 <robot> lolll
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> spech on dick atm
07:00 <faux> i know uou yoo wel bud
07:00 <faux> you too well*
08:00 <robot> to be fair, it seemed perfectly outrageous enough to be bs off the cuff
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh some cunt prob does it
08:00 <faux> cuff in arabic means slap
08:00 <Clarkson> that cunt can teach people a thing or 10
08:00 <robot> off the slap
08:00 <faux> #arabic101
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <robot> i also know cheese dad
08:00 <faux> rofl
08:00 <faux> jebenbaba
09:00 <robot> n 3578
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh! i just realised ive got yoghurt and some berry compote left YAS
09:00 <faux> no.
09:00 <robot> 2578
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> im gonna bo bath in that later
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> go*
09:00 <faux> why u eating compost
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum eats compost
09:00 <faux> loll
09:00 <faux> k bbs
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> compote! 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> cum pot
10:00 <Clarkson> i will spell how the fuck i like
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> that
17:00 <m8> ur mum is my cum sock
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude, put the ice pipe doen
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> down
24:00 <m8> whos on ice?
24:00 <m8> i smoke grass 
24:00 <m8> bad ass
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, ok.
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
25:00 <m8> i picked up this chick on the tram one day
25:00 <m8> accident
25:00 <m8> soon as i get off the tram she starts hanging around me
25:00 <m8> i pull out a j
25:00 <m8> she starts asking me if i smoke ice n shit
25:00 <Clarkson> who the fuck are you to call me ya stupid skank :/
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> m8, again - put down the ice pipe aye
26:00 <m8> i fucked her off about 2 blocks later, give her half the j n then bailed
26:00 <m8> she had a decent bod for 30+
26:00 <m8> still a let-down
26:00 <m8> i dont like meth
45:00 <faux> hi
45:00 <Serenity> morning
45:00 <faux> hows you
46:00 <Serenity> sleepy lol pauls brother woke us up early
46:00 <Serenity> you?
47:00 <faux> eep
47:00 <faux> im ok
47:00 <faux> struggling through this sickness
47:00 <Serenity> whats up have you got the flu?
47:00 <faux> was supposed to see mum today but i dont think i will
47:00 <faux> yeah
47:00 <faux> its horrible
47:00 <Serenity> yucky
47:00 <faux> hot and cold
47:00 <Serenity> apparently theres some kind of flu thing going around here im praying i dont get it
47:00 <faux> sweating but freezing
47:00 <Serenity> :(
47:00 <faux> yeah everyone i know has it
48:00 <Serenity> worst part is there really isnt much you can do to feel better either
48:00 <faux> mum just recovered from it and she has a huge conference thingy on Monday and tuesday so i dont want to get her sick again
48:00 <faux> sucks cos i wanna see her lol
48:00 <faux> yeah i saw doc and hes like antibiotics wont do shit
48:00 <Serenity> ha yeah might be best to wait till after then just in case
48:00 <faux> im like ok ty ur v helpful A+
49:00 <Serenity> yer antibiotics are only good if theres infection i spose, lots of fluids and rest
49:00 <faux> nah she'll be gone back to tas on wed
49:00 <faux> so i wont see herrrrrr
49:00 <faux> wahhhhh
49:00 <Serenity> if shes already had it tho chances are she wont again
50:00 <faux> she was only flueyy nt as bad as me
50:00 <Serenity> ahh
50:00 <faux> like sniffles etc
50:00 <faux> ab is sick now too
50:00 <faux> she tells me shes 'coughy"
50:00 <faux> lol
50:00 <Serenity> noooo poor bubba
50:00 <Serenity> she sounds like shes how ant was when he was a little kid he used to get every cough n cold going around, then we'd end up in hosp
50:00 <faux> she getd sick so much it sucks 
51:00 <faux> and i cant see her cos im sick i miss her
51:00 <m8> ROFLCOPTER
51:00 <faux> yeah she gets it often
51:00 <Serenity> yeah dude sick kids is hilarious.. wtfd
51:00 <faux> high temp etc 
51:00 <m8> o
51:00 <faux> she has a poor immune systen but doc said itll get better when she gets older
52:00 <Serenity> ant used to get a runny nose then he'd start coughing and he'd end up with croup and we'd have to have a couple days in hosp few times a year
52:00 <Serenity> one time it turned into pnumonia
52:00 <Serenity> but touch wood in the last 2 years he has been better
53:00 <faux> that sucks 
54:00 <Serenity> hopefully ab grows out of it about the same age
55:00 <faux> lolllll
55:00 <faux> i read that as 'arab'
55:00 <faux> not ab
55:00 <faux> i was like excusr me
55:00 <faux> rofl
56:00 <faux> i might make myself some.chicken soup. garlic onion veg. break up some cooked chicken and a bit of noodles
56:00 <faux> mmm
56:00 <Serenity> LOL
56:00 <Serenity> put as much garlic in as you can stand its really really good for colds n stuff
56:00 <faux> yeah i love garlic
57:00 <faux> NO GINGER
57:00 <Serenity> rofll
57:00 <faux> dont want a burning asshole
57:00 <Clarkson> if they knew shit
57:00 <Serenity> every time i cook with ginger i laugh at you
57:00 <faux> lolllll
57:00 <faux> ffs
57:00 <faux> that was the worst experience 
57:00 <Serenity> but i buy that minced stuff and use about half a teaspoon at any time
57:00 <faux> i can handle a little bit
58:00 <faux> she honestly must have used a whole tree 
58:00 <Serenity> rofll
58:00 <Serenity> just put a whole root in
58:00 <faux> rocl
58:00 <faux> rofl*
58:00 <faux> im about to cry thinjing aboht it
58:00 <Serenity> lolll
59:00 <faux> i want a mochacino
59:00 <Serenity> i bought this pamolive shampoo because it was on special and im cheap, but it says its got 'keratin' in it i never really believe those cheap things but seriously my hair has been so effing flat since i used it
59:00 <Serenity> its amazing
00:00 <faux> nice one
00:00 <faux> bargains rule
00:00 <Serenity> spesh ones that actually work rofl
00:00 <johninja> yeh love me bargains
00:00 <Serenity> im straightening it now its and like silk
01:00 <johninja> that pic of you as a cat is adorable lol
01:00 <Serenity> aha good old snapchat
01:00 <johninja> gotwood
01:00 <Serenity> i love those things
02:00 <johninja> think keratin is from carrots eh
02:00 <Serenity> umm not sure
02:00 <Serenity> i know its good for me hair
03:00 <johninja> lol
03:00 <johninja> yeah you don't want to know
03:00 <johninja> i just looked
04:00 <faux> show me cat picccc
04:00 <johninja> i was thinking of this beta-Carotene 
04:00 <Serenity> what is it tell me lol
04:00 <Serenity> its what they use to professionally straighten hair
05:00 <johninja> well it says from animal hooves and tortoise shell etc
05:00 <johninja> hopefully they found somewhere else to get it
05:00 <Serenity> faux https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13315713_10153456616082331_3079652212392139036_n.jpg?oh=f1697ed93d881166459bce98cd8db396&oe=57E0E72A
05:00 <johninja> it also occurs naturally in hair
05:00 <Serenity> oh lord lol
05:00 <faux> WHAT
05:00 <faux> noooo not tortoises
05:00 <johninja> it's probably not halal
06:00 <johninja> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keratin 
06:00 <faux> eheeee cute
07:00 <Serenity> well that explains why its good for your hair i guess
07:00 <faux> it looks like youre  wearing an insane amount of highlight
07:00 <faux> makeup gods would be proud
07:00 <johninja> yeah it must have done something with your eyez
07:00 <johninja> but your hair looks good too
08:00 <johninja> i think there is something wrong with me tbh
08:00 <johninja> i found it really hot
08:00 <faux> lollllll
08:00 <johninja> maybe i'm a furry
09:00 <johninja> Rapunzel syndrome is an extremely rare intestinal condition in humans resulting from ingesting hair (trichophagia).
10:00 <johninja> alright bbl
11:00 <faux> i saw a video
11:00 <faux> about a woman thats addicted to eating cat hair
11:00 <faux> lol
12:00 <faux> she licks her cat
12:00 <faux> and picks it up from around the house and chews on it
12:00 <faux> . :(
13:00 <johninja> lol
13:00 <johninja> yeah i was gunna go help the old man do stuffin the garden
13:00 <johninja> but they are havin a cuppa now
14:00 <johninja> oh man
14:00 <johninja> i saw they have this product now you can put on your tounge and lick your own cat
14:00 <johninja> i'll find the gif
14:00 <faux> yeah
14:00 <faux> i saw it
14:00 <faux> loool
14:00 <johninja> oh ok
15:00 <johninja> that my strange addiction show 
15:00 <johninja> lol
15:00 <johninja> feels like i'm walking on sunshine
23:00 <faux> i hate the heater but its so cold im actually considering turning it on
24:00 <faux> 12 degs
24:00 <faux> esp
24:00 <faux> eep*
26:00 <johninja> do you take any vitamins?
31:00 <borednlost> i like heaters so i can sit around in my underwear still
34:00 <faux> only iron tablets johninja 
44:00 <johninja> Vitamin d is a good one if you don't get much sun
44:00 <johninja> pretty important
44:00 <johninja> and C if you are sick
45:00 <faux> oh you reminded me i ran out of vit c tabs
45:00 <faux> hmm i had a blood test about 6ish months ago snd my vit D is fine 
45:00 <faux> which is weird cos i hatr the sun
47:00 <Serenity> [10:07am] <@faux> it looks like youre wearing an insane amount of highlight
47:00 <Serenity> me?
47:00 <faux> yeah!
47:00 <faux> the filter i think 
47:00 <faux> makes your cheeks highlighted
47:00 <Serenity> oh yeahh it must have
47:00 <Serenity> cause i wasnt wearing any haha
47:00 <faux> its a good thing lol
48:00 <Serenity> i bought a contouring thing off ebay the other day with highlighter n shit
48:00 <Clarkson> my penis is sexy and i know it
48:00 <faux> yay my neighbour got me a mochacino from the cafe
48:00 <faux> she rocks
48:00 <Serenity> so i can fail at doing it
48:00 <Serenity> yummo
48:00 <faux> lol just  practice
48:00 <faux> gotta fail to succeeddddd 
50:00 <faux> do you watch byron talbott
50:00 <faux> on youtube
50:00 <Serenity> nup
50:00 <faux> hes a chef
50:00 <faux> i think youd like him
50:00 <faux> im obsessd
50:00 <faux> also hes hot
50:00 <faux> so makes it easier to watch lol
50:00 <Serenity> im so obsessed with looking at food pages on insta
50:00 <faux> and his food is insanely delish looking
50:00 <Serenity> its actually mental rofl i look at food so i dont eat shit food..
51:00 <faux> he also tastes them at the end
51:00 <faux> me fave bit.
51:00 <faux> lol
51:00 <faux> something satisfying about seeing people eat food
51:00 <faux> lollll dw im the same
51:00 <faux> i live vicariously through matt stonie
51:00 <Serenity> ive watched pre much all his vids haha
51:00 <faux> seeing someone else eat an entire cheesecake kinda turns you off wanting any
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <faux> but yeah watch byron talbott
52:00 <faux> his wife is gorgeous too
52:00 <faux> bitch.
53:00 <Serenity> i will check it
53:00 <Serenity> tonight when i want to binge
08:00 <Doodle> [12:17] <m8> hi can you unban me from #melbourne please ?
08:00 <Doodle> [12:18] <m8> im the nice man
08:00 <Doodle> o ok then
18:00 <johninja> go on Doodle
18:00 <johninja> he's the nice man
18:00 <Doodle> i will not
18:00 <johninja> fucking nazi ops man
18:00 <Clarkson> some men are so fucking annoying you don't even wanna talk to them on fricking MRic let alone in person.. lol
18:00 <johninja> lol
19:00 <Doodle> dats sexist clarky
19:00 <Clarkson> real mushies not those canned crap things
19:00 <Doodle> o ok
19:00 <Doodle> fricking MRic
19:00 <MRic> hey bby
19:00 <MRic> it's me
19:00 <Doodle> how does he even know i have ops
20:00 <Doodle> must be voodoo
20:00 <MRic> lol i didn't even know
20:00 <MRic> i think mebe 
20:00 <MRic> `info
20:00 <MRic> hmm
20:00 <Doodle> oh well sssh dont tell anyone its a secret
21:00 <MRic> well someone is going to have to shitpost
21:00 <MRic> one will arrive to fill the void
22:00 <Doodle> no doubt
22:00 <MRic> biab
22:00 <Doodle> o///
22:00 <Doodle> so warmmm
39:00 <faux> eheehe
54:00 <GoldSpade> off irc
54:00 <GoldSpade> do some exercise
55:00 <GoldSpade> @@@@'s
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
56:00 <GoldSpade> oh god
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> when are you gonna die in a fire gold?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> soon?
01:00 <GoldSpade> I'll check my calender and I'll let you know
02:00 <GoldSpade> katatonic_krate
04:00 <Serenity> can you for once in your useless existence not be a shit cunt GoldSpade?
05:00 <couleurs> Hi EveryBuddy
05:00 <GoldSpade> hi couleurs
05:00 <GoldSpade> whats wrong with saying hi
06:00 <MRic> don't use that tone with me young lady
09:00 <couleurs> :o
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> I ignored the shit cunt, i suggest everyone does too :D
12:00 <couleurs> :D
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
12:00 <MRic> /ignore couleurs
12:00 <faux> i dont think we can iggy people as ops
12:00 <faux> but we can banish them
12:00 <faux> to hell.
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yass
12:00 <faux> who is MRic 
13:00 <couleurs> mIRC's brother
13:00 <faux> o
13:00 <faux> oh its john
13:00 <faux> nvm
13:00 <MRic> YEH
13:00 <couleurs> john who
13:00 <couleurs> o
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need…something to get rid of me blocked nose 
14:00 <johninja> the game is up
14:00 <faux> couleurs i had a video for u and now i cant find it i think it got deleted and im sad
14:00 <johninja> vixxx
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm
14:00 <couleurs> i hate that
15:00 <faux> :'(
15:00 <faux> your fault for being social last night
15:00 <couleurs> HeEheh
17:00 <couleurs> butter luck next time
17:00 <johninja> http://imgur.com/gallery/GaLbA 
18:00 <couleurs> that dog livin' da life
22:00 <couleurs> n e other goss?
23:00 <johninja> nah no goss
24:00 <johninja> u?
25:00 <couleurs> cold as tits
25:00 <couleurs> 10c out their with rains
25:00 <johninja> http://www.bbc.com/sport/disability-sport/36400251?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_sport&ns_source=facebook&ns_linkname=sport
25:00 <johninja> thats pretty cool gol
25:00 <johninja> yeah fuck melb weather eh
26:00 <couleurs> lol the fuck
26:00 <Clarkson> so fucking neck up you fucking cheeseburger
26:00 <couleurs> it's ok i like the cold 
26:00 <johninja> someone on the facebook said "yeah but nobody would tackle him"
26:00 <johninja> and i chuckled for like half an hour imagining someone cleaning him up with a slide
27:00 <johninja> oh well i'm glad you are comfortable
35:00 <zaim> you want to trip the three legged bastered so much
36:00 <johninja> yeah he's incredibly quick on those things
44:00 <couleurs> imagine if he stomp on you're foot with 1 of them thing
44:00 <couleurs> fucking crippled cunt
45:00 <johninja> lol
45:00 <johninja> i'll bet he's done that
46:00 <johninja> or uses them to tackle you
46:00 <couleurs> yea why do you think nobody tackle him...
46:00 <zaim> never heard those words from you, couleurs
46:00 <johninja> the crowd would be like ":o u can't do tht"
46:00 <johninja> he's very passionate about football
47:00 <couleurs> #BaD2daBoNe
51:00 <couleurs> chewbacca mom is the worst meme of the year
52:00 <couleurs> just an obese woman wearing a mask any1 can do that
52:00 <johninja> oh god
52:00 <johninja> at a golden state warriors game yeh?
52:00 <johninja> hard to know where the memes originate
52:00 <johninja> or if its a copy
52:00 <couleurs> also fuck finding dory 
55:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/mpOdtzX.gifv 
55:00 <couleurs> lol
56:00 <couleurs> RiP DuDe
57:00 <johninja> lol he nailed his face right on the pavement too
57:00 <johninja> a few inches from the grass
05:00 <couleurs> :)
05:00 <couleurs> Wasted.
10:00 <m8> :P
10:00 <m8> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NJcNcW1xH4
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: â™« Best Rap Motivation Music 2016 â™« â–ªâ–ˆâ”€ It's Crossfit Time ! â”€â–ˆâ–ª Views: 878,544 Uploader: EDGE Music Uploaded: Feb 5, 2016 Duration: 54m54s Rating: 4.87
10:00 <m8> its not fresh out but its a good workout vid
12:00 <johninja> you better thank Doodle for unbanning you
12:00 <johninja> he's a good bloke
14:00 <couleurs> agreed.
15:00 <m8> yea
15:00 <m8> i recon
16:00 <m8> oh yea i was a sick kid , thats y i didnt think it was funny
16:00 <m8> true
16:00 <m8> lived
16:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/ekG7DewmJdo
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: EMERGENCY (REMI GAILLARD) Views: 721,980 Uploader: RÃ©mi GAILLARD Uploaded: May 27, 2016 Duration: 4m33s Rating: 4.94
16:00 <m8> no one likes the ones that live , trust me , no offence to anyone ok.
16:00 <m8> kinda think im the one it happened to , thats my factual rant
21:00 <faux> soz i farded
21:00 <couleurs> ;)
25:00 <Serenity> yessss pre sure ive worked out a way to read messenger messages without sending the 'sent' thing through
32:00 <m8> still watching this workout vid
33:00 <Serenity> good for you
33:00 <m8> yea
36:00 <faux> johninja: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10101708290085030&id=25904294
36:00 <faux> eheeeeee
43:00 <m8> getting pumped for a gym session now ay bloke
44:00 <Doodle> lifting ur billy doesnt count as weights
44:00 <Serenity> i get the vibe hes trying to troll with all his weird talk
44:00 <Serenity> hes not very good at it tho
44:00 <Doodle> its mabo
44:00 <Doodle> its.. the vibe
45:00 <Serenity> rofll
45:00 <Serenity> what do you call this love
46:00 <Serenity> 'sponge cake'
46:00 <Doodle> loool
46:00 <Serenity> loll
46:00 <Doodle> good times
46:00 <Doodle> gotta move the sunbird 2 get to the camira
46:00 <British^Meat> ah luv willies
47:00 <Doodle> eep
47:00 <Serenity> i hear a v8 pulling into my yard
47:00 <Doodle> its the narcs
48:00 <Doodle> the fuzz
48:00 <Doodle> the pigs
48:00 <grem> its jamie whincup
48:00 <British^Meat> https://youtu.be/7TQJILoFd5o
48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The IT Crowd - Gay! A Gay Musical.wmv Views: 24,209 Uploader: dgrc123 Uploaded: May 19, 2012 Duration: 0m51s Rating: 4.90
48:00 <couleurs> did u c the new alfa Doodle? it's beautiful
49:00 <Doodle> fuck yes
49:00 <m8> i go the gym every 2nd 3rd day doodle
49:00 <m8> trim
50:00 <Doodle> yeah but most ppl go there to exercise, you just press your face up against the window to the ladies yoga classes
50:00 <Doodle> dont lie
52:00 <m8> nah i go middle of the night Doodle 
52:00 <m8> no ones there
52:00 <m8> get 3-4 full circuits
52:00 <m8> hit each machine w/ reps of 10-200
52:00 <Doodle> you must meet heaps of guys
53:00 <m8> theres a few guys up there
53:00 <m8> we dont talk
53:00 <m8> its the rules
53:00 <m8> the indians used to but they got told to f o
53:00 <Doodle> yeah the less talk the better hey
53:00 <m8> word
53:00 <Doodle> hehee
53:00 <m8> 90-120 min sessions
54:00 <m8> done about 500 sessions since i started back up
54:00 <Doodle> your butt must get sore
54:00 <m8> 2.5+ yrs
54:00 <m8> nah my butt is all buff now
54:00 <Doodle> 120mins of guys running a train on u
54:00 <m8> doesnt get sore, when it gets all pumped up makes me wanna ride some hot lady
55:00 <m8> i get like 200 ab crunches out on the ab machine sometimes
55:00 <m8> 3 sets of those bad boys
55:00 <m8> do sets of dips and pullups randomly inbetween sets to strengthen my spine
55:00 <m8> sometimes i break it down to the mtv on the tv
56:00 <m8> while im walking to the next machine
56:00 <m8> cant help it
56:00 <m8> im awesome
56:00 <British^Meat> u type heaps :)
57:00 <m8> fuk
57:00 <Clarkson> u should try go fucking ur self u might like it
57:00 <m8> how do i do that ?
57:00 <m8> i could pick up a root from coles supermarket carpark any night of the week
57:00 <Doodle> there are videos
58:00 <m8> stand ther and say hi to the single ladies
58:00 <British^Meat> Doodle, you're responsible for this dude yer?
58:00 <British^Meat> At least, u are now
58:00 <m8> im fitness finatic
58:00 <Doodle> how am i responsible for him
59:00 <British^Meat> 14:42] <johninja> you better thank Doodle for unbanning you
59:00 <British^Meat> [14:42] <johninja> he's a good bloke
59:00 <British^Meat> u r now
59:00 <Doodle> i didnt unban him lol
59:00 <m8> yea i didnt know about any of this either
59:00 <British^Meat> I choo choo choose you
59:00 <m8> fanks
01:00 <President_Trump> <m8> i could pick up a rape from coles supermarket carpark any night of the week
02:00 <zaim> ---u~
02:00 <President_Trump> m8 who is going to pay for the wall?
02:00 <President_Trump> MEXICO!
02:00 <m8> the sand niggers
03:00 <m8> let them think it is for them
03:00 <m8> then kick them out after it is constructed
03:00 <m8> f o
03:00 <m8> take that scum
04:00 <President_Trump> that is an excellent idea
04:00 <m8> ikr
04:00 <m8> its urs
04:00 <President_Trump> i think i might be the smartest person i knnow
05:00 <m8> ikur
07:00 <m8> Victoria - the Eastern State Of America
20:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Rob Zombie - Get High.mp3 (3.16MB 128kbps Stereo 3:27)
21:00 <johninja> lol @this vid faux
21:00 <johninja> soz i was outside
21:00 <johninja> had to drive the truck around
23:00 <couleurs> I Forgive U
23:00 <johninja> its ok
23:00 <johninja> I almost got stuck
23:00 <johninja> against a power pole
23:00 <johninja> the tray is really long
24:00 <johninja> 1st time in it
24:00 <couleurs> i drove a van with a trailer once 
24:00 <johninja> yeah reversing trailers is shit
24:00 <Clarkson> what the hell is wah wah wah? :P 
25:00 <couleurs> Yeap
26:00 <m8> i used to reverse them long ass trucks up onto the footpath in the city , inbetween 2 parked cars, 1 spare carspace lol
26:00 <Clarkson> you're a fucking trampy slut
26:00 <m8> real quick too
26:00 <m8> used to freak peeps out
27:00 <m8> hmmmmm
28:00 <couleurs> ok
29:00 <m8> im gunna drink some hgh and stanazolol protein smoothies and do a workout, eat dinner, smoke heaps of fukn pot and then go the gym ay bloke
29:00 <m8> l8rs
29:00 <johninja> you should be driving trucks instead of getting high all the time
29:00 <johninja> oh ok
30:00 <johninja> there goes my hero.mp2
31:00 <couleurs> that guy drove a truck in his dreams
33:00 <johninja> he sounds like he is really good at it
35:00 <johninja> FIGJAM~
36:00 <johninja> http://imgur.com/YZf7iKP 
37:00 <zaim> thats actually pretty funny
38:00 <couleurs> HEhEh
41:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIAYnWxj0hA
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ralph did you eat my Tater Tots? Views: 93,701 Uploader: Paragon Films Uploaded: Aug 23, 2015 Duration: 0m7s Rating: 4.95
41:00 <johninja> hahaha
59:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
01:00 <dematerialised> which one of you bastards shat down my chimney
04:00 <TheRon> wait till he sees what i left in his fishtank
06:00 <Skirmish> poop? 
07:00 <TheRon> yes!
07:00 <Skirmish> That's a bit rough. Poor fish. 
08:00 <johninja> i dunno
08:00 <johninja> they probably like poop
10:00 <couleurs> Happy International Burger Day Everyone
12:00 <johninja> HIBD
15:00 <couleurs> 3ooo
16:00 <couleurs> meet u @ flinders maccas in 20
17:00 <johninja> https://gfycat.com/OblongUnsungAfricanharrierhawk 
18:00 <couleurs> ok
18:00 <couleurs> i've never been there cos i'm not a wog slut with a big nose
19:00 <couleurs> looks awful
19:00 <couleurs> https://scontent.fadl1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13221043_1029607953741791_5848635511597871029_n.jpg?oh=a833ec470a50b8e1c78277a6c042829e&oe=57C7A869
19:00 <couleurs> lol
19:00 <johninja> lol fuck
19:00 <zaim> Salt
19:00 <johninja> that boob
20:00 <zaim> where was that
20:00 <zaim> and what era
20:00 <zaim> mc burger
20:00 <zaim> mc junior
20:00 <zaim> lying fat fuck
21:00 <zaim> escape's a good name actually lol
22:00 <couleurs> ok now that 1 sounds good
23:00 <My`Albanian`Ass> couleurs, this is me 12-15 years ago
23:00 <My`Albanian`Ass> lmao
23:00 <My`Albanian`Ass> ive already got panels
23:00 <My`Albanian`Ass> has he approached you?
24:00 <My`Albanian`Ass> fark my nick takes up a lot of the screen
24:00 <couleurs> u da kardeshien of the chan now babey
25:00 <johninja> she armenian do
26:00 <couleurs> look she a whore it doesn't matter where she from ok sheesh
26:00 <myimmortal> big belle 
26:00 <myimmortal> and technorocker
27:00 <robot> colours tellin it like it is
27:00 <johninja> Aremian Genocide
27:00 <johninja> never forget
28:00 <robot> hi im back its me
28:00 <couleurs> hi robet
28:00 <robot> ay
28:00 <johninja> robot used to be known as BigGuy69
28:00 <robot> o ye
28:00 <couleurs> lmao
29:00 <myimmortal> lolol classic do you have her with netz or a bucket of kfc
29:00 <borednlost> pic needs more...nvm
32:00 <zaim> when viper room copped that shooting.. lupco was dj'ing at the time
32:00 <zaim> they asked him to continue playing even after it all went down
32:00 <zaim> crazy right
33:00 <zaim> macos
38:00 <couleurs> my old nickname was AbigThick0Ne25
39:00 <johninja> Mushr00M_Farm3R86
41:00 <robot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6rwPQT7qA4
41:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/pyvAOic.gifv
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dash Cam Owners Australia May 2016 On the Road Compilation Views: 49,674 Uploader: Dash Cam Owners Australia Uploaded: May 26, 2016 Duration: 7m5s Rating: 4.92
42:00 <couleurs> yea i wanna get a dash cam so i can cam while i dash
42:00 <couleurs> heaps of dickhaed drivers out their
42:00 <johninja> yeh
43:00 <johninja> you can publically shame them
43:00 <johninja> like the good old days
44:00 <robot> rofl when the 2 guys jump out into the road
44:00 <couleurs> i was going to get a go pro and make some DRiFT ViDeOs but dash cam is more better
44:00 <couleurs> yea that lol
44:00 <johninja> well the thing is you kinda want a rear one as well
44:00 <johninja> so if ppl rear end you
44:00 <robot> ye and a side one
44:00 <johninja> yeah after that maybe a side one
45:00 <couleurs> yea i found 1 bmw sells it's dual cam with motion detection so if some guy try to steal my m badges it will record him 2
45:00 <johninja> you could probably use the rear one for reversing
45:00 <johninja> maybe not
45:00 <johninja> guess it depends where ya put it
46:00 <couleurs> how dear u question my reversing abilities
46:00 <johninja> i don't really care about hitting things in my old rig
46:00 <johninja> other people get upset tho
46:00 <johninja> that is really their problem
47:00 <couleurs> yeah that's the advantage of an old car that you don't really care about
47:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
47:00 <TheRiddler> Done shopping 
47:00 <johninja> congrats
48:00 <couleurs> what did you purchased
48:00 <TheRiddler> Oops forgot the chuppa chub
48:00 <johninja> i take that back
48:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
48:00 <TheRon> cavs won
49:00 <johninja> James Jones 6th str8 appearance in the NBA finals
49:00 <johninja> what a champ
49:00 <TheRon> if okc get to the finals i back okc to win it
50:00 <TheRiddler> Bbl
50:00 <TheRon> what a player
50:00 <couleurs> ok bye Tiggier good chat
50:00 <TheRon> the new age robert horry
50:00 <johninja> had to go back for chupa chups?
50:00 <Serenity> was he buying a chuppa chup for his piss hole
50:00 <johninja> lol fuck
50:00 <couleurs> he 1 weird dude
50:00 <johninja> BUTT MUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM
51:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <johninja> eh he's alright
51:00 <johninja> holds down a job
51:00 <Serenity> hes harmless
51:00 <johninja> so he's doing better than me
51:00 <Serenity> hes just strange
53:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on
55:00 <Serenity> beehhh if you dont stop changing your nick im banning you forever
56:00 <TheRon> just do it
56:00 <johninja> 1
56:00 <johninja> he's been watching ancient aliens
56:00 <johninja> it seems
56:00 <AnunakiNazca> im an alien race today sezz
56:00 <johninja> yeh
57:00 <Serenity> you sure are buddy
58:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
58:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSEMIdGB8Uk
58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: UFO Attacks Earth 5,000 Years Ago (Documented) Views: 362,325 Uploader: Hidden Spheres Uploaded: Nov 24, 2011 Duration: 14m45s Rating: .0
59:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hows it Goin 
59:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> good nigs?
00:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> n e grls 1r party with me 2nite
00:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ur chance to dress up
00:00 <beehhh> barack obama isnt pure black
01:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hes half wite
01:00 <johninja> ugh
01:00 <johninja> pls
01:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hes no morgan freedman
01:00 <johninja> one at a time
01:00 <beehhh> yeah follow the rules georgeandwell_alpha, everyone knows about your disorders
02:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im str8
02:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> so i wana go out 2nite
02:00 <beehhh> str8 outta china
02:00 <johninja> lol
02:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> still in asia m8
03:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> china has a long heritage
03:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> unlike convict australia
03:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i think u need to remove some ignorance beeh u try hard whitey
03:00 <johninja> oh yeah
04:00 <beehhh> im going edmonton or calgary dont know where the girl is im going to marry
04:00 <johninja> we'll just forget the 50,000 years of history
04:00 <beehhh> only 27
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hes ashamed of who he is cos he tried to be white and got deportrd...still thinks hes wite
04:00 <beehhh> our culture is older than yours georgeandwell_alpha
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ive seen ppl like him b4
04:00 <beehhh> aliens first built their colony over here in india
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im not ashamed of my heritage m8
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ive seen asians ashamed of themselves cos they think aussies culture of beer n bangers is superior 
05:00 <johninja> you know it is
05:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Jl4HNDixc
05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kailasa Temple in Ellora Caves - Built with Alien Technology? Views: 948,119 Uploader: Phenomenal Travel Videos Uploaded: Jun 19, 2014 Duration: 9m21s Rating: 4.70
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> basically australia is primitive. .. 
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> and im no fan of greeks and italians either
06:00 <beehhh> we were the first human race georgeandwell_alpha
06:00 <johninja> we have accomplished in 200 years what took you tens of thousands
06:00 <johninja> and we also know how to use toilets
06:00 <johninja> so pretty sure aussie wins
06:00 <beehhh> while your anchestor were still apes in the snow
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> beeh u seem to have no pride in who u are cos u wana be accepted as a whitey thats why i deported
07:00 <beehhh> we became human first
07:00 <beehhh> many chinese had tails in the golden days
07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> australians have no real culture or tradition or history if u think about it
07:00 <Serenity> we're in the process of creating our culture and traditions
08:00 <Serenity> in terms of history we're prepubescent
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> they do a lot to ignore this fact.... thats why many unis offer history courses in china asia india
08:00 <robot> george and beehhh
08:00 <robot> awesome
08:00 <Serenity> no ones ignoring it you absolute ignorant twat
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> australia ... nothing. .just boring mundane shit u can read in 1 day
08:00 <Serenity> so fuck off then
08:00 <Serenity> seriously if its that bad leave
08:00 <dematerialised> does anyone know how to get rid of bleeding sores on your inner groin?
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> just facts m8
09:00 <beehhh> india has 1.4billion children where china has 1.6 billion even with the one child policy couldnt stop any race
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i know truth hurts ur ego
09:00 <Serenity> its not facts georgeandwell_alpha its ignorant drivel from someone who is clearly brain dead
09:00 <robot> agreed
09:00 <Serenity> we're barely over 200 years old
09:00 <beehhh> i prefer calgary
09:00 <Serenity> we're creating out culture we havent had 20k years to already make one
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i can go back 4000yrs of chinese history and culture
09:00 <beehhh> my father is a good man
09:00 <Serenity> yeah of course you can because they existed back then
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i admire indiana for budhism
09:00 <Serenity> we didnt..
09:00 <robot> george 
09:00 <dematerialised> india has a great culture
09:00 <beehhh> he find a girl already now she needs to agree
09:00 <Serenity> are you fucking retarded?
09:00 <Clarkson>                                                                 44" cock
09:00 <dematerialised> of rape
09:00 <johninja> australia already has some pretty unique culture and traditions
09:00 <robot> australia has 40,000 years of cultural heritage
09:00 <dematerialised> and class warfare
10:00 <johninja> although a lot is borrowed from england
10:00 <robot> you just don't recognise it you ridiculous, cunt.
10:00 <beehhh> muslims are evil region
10:00 <Serenity> how do people expect us to have the same history as other countries lol its so weird
10:00 <johninja> yeah he doesn't want to recognise it
10:00 <johninja> i could go to china and say they had no culture too if i wanted
10:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> haha yeah then whitey drag out a herion junkie abo from redfern when they need him
10:00 <johninja> that doesn't make it tue
10:00 <johninja> its just i refuse to accept it
10:00 <beehhh> muslim women are crazy in their head
10:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> to say look mate we go culture.. this abo hes us
10:00 <robot> no, that's not the same thing
11:00 <Serenity> press 1 if youd rather be a heroin junky abo than georgeandwell_alpha
11:00 <johninja> like china never had a fucking opium problem
11:00 <dematerialised> 1
11:00 <johninja> know your own history
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> then they give him some grog and send em away
11:00 <Serenity> 1
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> racist 
11:00 <johninja> 1
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> just the facts
11:00 <robot> nobody invaded china, slaughtered a whole bunch of them and tried to integrate their children into the new race
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> what can i say
11:00 <robot> oh god, am i really arguging with george
11:00 <dematerialised> you are
11:00 <beehhh> georgeandwell_alpha aka roger dean who escaped the aged care home after setting it on fire
11:00 <TheRon> wouldn't be a kick in the arse if if you got to that place where you goto either heaven or hell and you get informed that mormon's was the right one
11:00 <robot> arguging
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> 95% of australia is built on racism
11:00 <dematerialised> get out while you still can
12:00 <beehhh> that much he cares of oldies in there
12:00 <faux> ye meat pies n cricket fuk ye
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> mainly white convict descendants making up stories
12:00 <johninja> meat pies cricket and casual racism
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> to tell themselves
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> when theres nothing there
12:00 <beehhh> a ban is immenent perhaps
12:00 <Serenity> dont mind bludging off aussie benefits tho right georgeandwell_alpha?
12:00 <johninja> well i think beehhh won 
12:00 <dematerialised> actually i am descended from british colonials who were responsible for the slaughter of hundreds of thousands of aboriginals
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> all aussies have they owe abos
12:00 <beehhh> he gets 200grand a year
12:00 <johninja> so georgeandwell_alpha please leave
12:00 <dematerialised> abos should have invented guns
12:00 <dematerialised> instead of spears
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> without the land of abos
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> aussies will be like somalies
13:00 <Serenity> i want to ban this guy
13:00 <Serenity> so much
13:00 <robot> enough, george
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> and they give them grog to say thanks
13:00 <beehhh> georgeandwell_alpha's income supports the greatwallof chirna to renovate its project
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> if aussies did like and eat for free and use the land of abos
13:00 <dematerialised> he doesn't have an income
13:00 <dematerialised> he's on centerlink
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> what will they have... they will still be refugees
13:00 <robot> okay, that's enough george for today.
14:00 <johninja> aww
14:00 <dematerialised> haha
14:00 <johninja> see
14:00 <couleurs> 1
14:00 <johninja> what
14:00 <johninja> you
14:00 <johninja> have
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> 200yo refugees
14:00 <johninja> done
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> haha
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> andni see these white dudes act tough
14:00 <dematerialised> georgeandwell_alpha are you abo?
14:00 <johninja> make it stop
14:00 <faux> y dont u
14:00 <faux> chirna
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> like fark u should know where u stand
15:00 <dematerialised> i know where i stand, in a house built of bricks and mortar and on the graves of slaughtered natives
15:00 <dematerialised> awwwwww
15:00 <johninja> what do you want to talk about now?
15:00 <dematerialised> not much
15:00 <faux> cocks
15:00 <dematerialised> im going back to shooting people
15:00 <johninja> oh
15:00 <dematerialised> was just waiting for server to restart
15:00 <johninja> battlefeild?
15:00 <dematerialised> nah arma 2
16:00 <johninja> coo
16:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ayuBt46RYI
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Amazing Footage shows UFOs flying over people in SOUTH AFRICA !!! May 2016 Views: 7,886 Uploader: SECTION 51 2.0 Uploaded: May 27, 2016 Duration: 3m31s Rating: 3.54
16:00 <Serenity> god
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <Serenity> why are there so many brain dead morons on here
16:00 <faux> beehhh shh
16:00 <Serenity> what is it? is it drugs?
16:00 <dematerialised> of course it is
16:00 <dematerialised> i dont take drugs and i am the most sane person here
16:00 <faux> idl
16:00 <johninja> yeah its alcohol damaged brain
16:00 <faux> idk
16:00 <Serenity> yeah no dematerialised
16:00 <beehhh> we are part of alien beings too
17:00 <dematerialised> infact i am so pure i can detect drug-addled internet compatriots by their e-scent
17:00 <johninja> :)
17:00 <Serenity> my drug of choice is nutella right now
17:00 <Serenity> do i smell hazelnutty?
17:00 <johninja> nah i'm str8 for like 2 months
17:00 <dematerialised> yes Serenity
18:00 <faux> and gay for 10
18:00 <johninja> probably still oozing from my pores tho
18:00 <faux> lololol
18:00 <johninja> haha
18:00 <johninja> fku
18:00 <faux> :D
18:00 <dematerialised> i'd rather be gay than suck dick for cocaine
18:00 <johninja> :P
18:00 <Serenity> i wanna go drive my brother in laws car again
18:00 <Serenity> that was fun
19:00 <couleurs> Pics
20:00 <Serenity> of dematerialised sucking dick for cocaine?
20:00 <Clarkson> Serenity and faux are lesbian irc lovers
20:00 <Serenity> Clarkson stfu
20:00 <Clarkson> you cant draw that shit up yourself
20:00 <faux> oh ye
20:00 <couleurs> Yes
20:00 <faux> hes revealing our secrets 
20:00 <faux> bloody clarky
20:00 <Serenity> such a gossiper
20:00 <Clarkson> grrrrrrrrr and shit
21:00 <faux> lol
21:00 <dematerialised> seriously, logging other channels, pasting personal information
21:00 <dematerialised> how is he not g-lined yet
21:00 <faux> who
21:00 <Serenity> he only logs melb
22:00 <faux> oh
22:00 <dematerialised> he most certainly doesn't, he pasted a line with my nick in it that hasn't been said here in 4 years
22:00 <dematerialised> that's a lie
22:00 <Serenity> all his logs have come from here from 2009
22:00 <dematerialised> lies
22:00 <Serenity> nope
22:00 <couleurs> Clarkson i h8 u
22:00 <faux> how do you eben know who said your nick 4 years ago
22:00 <Clarkson> Hows shiz mew?
22:00 <faux> thats weirder
23:00 <Serenity> haha
23:00 <dematerialised> coz i have logs since the dawn of time
23:00 <dematerialised> lol
23:00 <johninja> hmm
23:00 <Serenity> well you are mistaken cause ive seen the log files
23:00 <johninja> who is the REAL criminal here
23:00 <faux> trump
24:00 <couleurs> black ppl
24:00 <Serenity> actualy im fairly sure they go back to 07
24:00 <johninja> people of couleurs
24:00 <Serenity> all the couleurs of the gaybow
27:00 <johninja> that is my foods food and i don't appreciate you eating it
30:00 <beehhh> ohh home made desi foods
30:00 <faux> uuuuhhhh
30:00 <beehhh> too many types of spinach
30:00 <faux> why does fb have new category shit
30:00 <faux> i dont like change
31:00 <Serenity> its gross
31:00 <Serenity> i removed em
32:00 <couleurs> https://gfycat.com/CreativeIllegalBlackfish
32:00 <beehhh> i will buy a pirate copy of new xmen with 5other movie in one disc
34:00 <couleurs> ok
35:00 <beehhh> i heard their were muslim clashes with cops at coburg today
35:00 <Serenity> goddd
35:00 <beehhh> calm down sezz have another beer with me
35:00 <faux> lmao
35:00 <couleurs> i hear u like 2 read news.com.au
36:00 <beehhh> it was on the age
36:00 <couleurs> same thing u soab
36:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
37:00 <couleurs> hallo chubba chup
37:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1762021667345309&id=1745969495617193
37:00 <faux> me irl
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <beehhh> i miss miri beers were cheaper than anywhere 
38:00 <faux> i miss your absence
38:00 <beehhh> i want mating an alien chick
38:00 <couleurs> who's ready 4 the champiens laegue final at 5am i no i am go teams
39:00 <TheRiddler> me?
40:00 <beehhh> even the aliens failed to abduct me :(
40:00 <faux> no
40:00 <faux> beehhh> i miss miri beers were cheaper than anywhere 
40:00 <faux> [18:38] <@faux> i miss your absence
40:00 <TheRiddler> oh
40:00 <johninja> maybe they just don't need your special tallents right now
40:00 <TheRiddler> he's on ignore
40:00 <faux> oh
41:00 <beehhh> me n my turkish mate ahmet we were killing a slab an hour at coburg back in the day
41:00 <faux> lmao
43:00 <beehhh> he born n bred there thou
43:00 <beehhh> faux you love babies?
44:00 <Doodle> fuck off beehhh
44:00 <beehhh> adopt Doodle hes still a kid
44:00 <Doodle> .
44:00 <beehhh> .
45:00 <Doodle> win
46:00 <couleurs> always nice 2 c him leaf
49:00 <johninja> KYLE Sandilands has labelled former Friends star Matt LeBlanc a “tosser” and an “a**ehole” 
49:00 <johninja> says the tosser asshole
49:00 <Clarkson> cut ya whole dick off
49:00 <Doodle> eep
50:00 <Doodle> cant u leave me an inch so i dont wee down me legs Clarkson
50:00 <Clarkson> a chick who couldnt cum just came
50:00 <Doodle> orly
50:00 <couleurs> matt le beuf
53:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/f77vFGY.jpg
53:00 <couleurs> best 1
53:00 <Doodle> hehee
54:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/ylYnZ40.jpg
55:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/Rl1nWIV.jpg
55:00 <couleurs> hahahha
56:00 <johninja> https://twitter.com/adamrepa/status/736221854969561089 
56:00 <couleurs> RiP DuDe
57:00 <johninja> he was an aussie too :(
57:00 <johninja> owned in 6 seconds of the first round by a dirty communist
02:00 <couleurs> ***GoNe***
13:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/Vgf2mJM.png
21:00 <TheRiddler> showing your skills with the grapefruit?
22:00 <robot> i see the cum guzzling cockface is gone
22:00 <TheRon> it's just another manic monday
22:00 <robot> it's saturday
23:00 <TheRon> sunday's my fun day
24:00 <TheRiddler> who clarky?
24:00 <faux> i banned him right after you lrgt
24:00 <faux> left
24:00 <Clarkson> lol @ sex before first date
24:00 <TheRiddler> oh
24:00 <TheRiddler> I was scrolled up
27:00 <couleurs> no, i'm still here..........
33:00 <TheRon> bobby brown - humpin' around
39:00 <johninja> http://imgur.com/r/funny/gBL5kzo 
39:00 <johninja> pretty much all my journal entries
39:00 <dematerialised> same
39:00 <dematerialised> it's a good life
41:00 <johninja> indeed
41:00 <TheRon> too early for colour me badd?
45:00 <TheRon> RETURN OF THE MACK!!!!!
48:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/ZVHY3fU.jpg 
48:00 <TheRon> that's what i do
49:00 <johninja> its a solid tip
49:00 <TheRon> i can't remember how times.......
50:00 <robot> sounds like my typical john
50:00 <robot> typical saturday
51:00 <Lumeah> My fg
52:00 <Lumeah> Maybe use the exhaust pipe instead while hot. 
52:00 <TheRon> mary j blige - family affaur
55:00 <dematerialised> what should i have for dinner
55:00 <dematerialised> im thinking mi goreng
55:00 <TheRon> goat
55:00 <faux> nachos
00:00 <TheRon> this is how we do it
05:00 <TheRiddler> nacho business
10:00 <dematerialised> trading weed for access to penis
10:00 <Lumeah>  who's penis 
11:00 <dematerialised> mine of course
11:00 <dematerialised> god dammit Lumeah
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <TheRon> ooh baby i love your way
31:00 <couleurs> sleepy time 4 Ron
35:00 <Kynetic> sup biatch
36:00 <robot> what
36:00 <robot> no
36:00 <robot> Kynetic
37:00 <robot> i will shit in your god damn mailbox
37:00 <Clarkson> so you don't give a fuck about anyone but yourself
37:00 <robot> just hangin out homie n u
40:00 <couleurs> me 2
40:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Busta Rhymes - Light Your Ass On Fire ft. Pharrell.mp3 (5.54MB 128kbps Stereo 6:02)
41:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/7qqPnHP.jpg
42:00 <robot> is this another photo of your butt
42:00 <robot> it better not be another photo of your butt
44:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Guru Josh Project - Infinit (Klass Vocal Edit).mp3 (5.05MB 128kbps Stereo 5:31)
45:00 <johninja> nice butt
45:00 <faux> tenkd
45:00 <faux> s
45:00 <TheRiddler> damn
46:00 <TheRiddler> dragons kicking is still awful
46:00 <robot> no i think ur tenkdful
47:00 <faux> lol
47:00 <faux> im not even watching
47:00 <TheRiddler> oh
47:00 <TheRiddler> why not?
47:00 <faux> my stream is slow and i forgot the login u made for me on fox go
47:00 <faux> :'(
47:00 <TheRiddler> damn
47:00 <TheRiddler> umm
47:00 <faux> how many mins in
48:00 <TheRiddler> a minute maybe
48:00 <faux> wtf
48:00 <TheRiddler> fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
48:00 <faux> r u ok
49:00 <TheRiddler> the cowboys just tried
49:00 <TheRiddler> got a try*
49:00 <faux> LOL
49:00 <faux> just tried
49:00 <faux> u r CuTe
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol thanks
49:00 <TheRiddler> :p
49:00 <faux> :p
50:00 <faux> fff
50:00 <dematerialised> ty faux, nachos was a brilliant idea
51:00 <faux> yw
51:00 <faux> xo
51:00 <dematerialised> xoxo gossip girl
51:00 <faux> ehe
53:00 <Kynetic> robot you already shit in my mailbox
53:00 <Kynetic> just the other day
53:00 <robot> ye well
54:00 <robot> i was in th neigbourhood.
54:00 <TheRiddler> damn I cant view additional profiles on the foxtel site
55:00 <robot> no
55:00 <beehhh> i'm really missing borneo
55:00 <beehhh> my norell is there
56:00 <TheRiddler> go back to making clothes for kmart beehhh
56:00 <faux> LMAO
56:00 <faux> best thing TheRiddler has ever said
56:00 <beehhh> i dont work for the sweatshops
57:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/54adCDQ.jpg
57:00 <couleurs> me
57:00 <beehhh> http://www.danwhite.org/Images%20High%20res/picbangchildlab03.jpg
57:00 <beehhh> me
58:00 <beehhh> http://imgur.com/YmT4eOX
59:00 <Skirmish> couleurs is asian? Now it all makes sense. 
59:00 <beehhh> and lives in tassie
01:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/iDf0j7j.jpg
01:00 <TheRiddler> what a let off
01:00 <faux> score ash
01:00 <TheRiddler> level
02:00 <faux> what is it
02:00 <TheRiddler> 10 - 10
02:00 <faux> first half?
02:00 <TheRiddler> 2nd
02:00 <beehhh> straya population isnt 24 its 30 already unofficially
02:00 <faux> how long to go
02:00 <TheRiddler> umm hold on
03:00 <TheRiddler> nice 1
03:00 <Doodle> win
03:00 <Skirmish> lol STRAYA!
03:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/aFgpdxe.jpg
03:00 <TheRiddler> my foxtel has streaming issues atm
05:00 <TheRiddler> TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
05:00 <TheRiddler> the cheerleaders are wearing thick black jackets
06:00 <TheRiddler> how you meant to see their boobs with those lol
06:00 <TheRiddler> it's at 62:17 faux
06:00 <Skirmish> It's damn cold around here at the moment TheRiddler. Meant to be snow in the mountains near here tonight. 
06:00 <TheRiddler> the time
06:00 <TheRiddler> cool
06:00 <Skirmish> -9 with wind chill. 
06:00 <TheRiddler> that was a close call for that try
08:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/8kpyh91nzutgnmq/2016-05-28%2019.00.13.jpg?dl=0
08:00 <partay> that fucking Kynetic 
08:00 <TheRiddler> here you go faux
08:00 <TheRiddler> the butter chicken
08:00 <Kynetic> yeah
08:00 <Kynetic> he's a cunt ay
08:00 <Clarkson> In a head fuck way
08:00 <partay> the cuntiest
09:00 <robot> ooooh johnny depps wife has taken a restraining order out on him, says he beats her
09:00 <partay> yah they show a pic of her shiner 
09:00 <Doodle> good grief robot
10:00 <Skirmish> I heard people reckon that Kynetic guy is more of a cunt than that Skirmish guy. 
10:00 <TheRiddler> you better not be lien
10:00 <Clarkson> man Michael Cained his penis rocks this
10:00 <Doodle> for a robot you're pretty behind the times
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <Kynetic> yeah
10:00 <Kynetic> he totally is hey
10:00 <Kynetic> Skirmish knows his ircers
10:00 <robot> eh the article is like 2 hours old?
10:00 <Kynetic> he's a good bloke like that
10:00 <Doodle> is he one of those wind up robots from japan
10:00 <Kynetic> brb rebootin
13:00 <johninja> there is a new austnet magazine out?
13:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
13:00 <johninja> who's on the cover?
13:00 <robot> johnny depp
13:00 <johninja> woah
13:00 <johninja> i didn't know he even chatted here
13:00 <johninja> whats his nick?
13:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/LilTwist/videos/10153745152007893/
13:00 <partay> johninja slooder of the month ?
13:00 <johninja> ;)
13:00 <TheRiddler> jacksparrow
14:00 <johninja> /msg jacksparrow why yu beat wife 4?
14:00 <TheRiddler> there was someone whos nick was jacksparrow
15:00 <Skirmish> An Austnet magazine?! In the words of Lumeah, that is [18:54] <@Lumeah> Pitty full really really Pitty full
16:00 <johninja> well i did enjoy shads magazine
16:00 <Skirmish> lol
16:00 <Lumeah> he's never going to live that down 
16:00 <johninja> why would you want too
16:00 <johninja> it was brilliant
23:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/ZibNOV0.jpg 
26:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
26:00 <faux> tenks
26:00 <TheRiddler> the game just finished
26:00 <faux> and?
26:00 <TheRiddler> 14 - 10
26:00 <faux> who?
26:00 <TheRiddler> we won by 4
26:00 <faux> yay
26:00 <faux> lol "we"
26:00 <faux> CuTie
26:00 <TheRiddler> [19:08] <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/8kpyh91nzutgnmq/2016-05-28%2019.00.13.jpg?dl=0
26:00 <TheRiddler> and the butter chicken
26:00 <faux> is that the buttwr chicken
26:00 <faux> i saw it
27:00 <TheRiddler> oh
27:00 <faux> nom
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <TheRiddler> I like my butter chicken better
27:00 <faux> it doesnt look v saucy
27:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
27:00 <TheRiddler> think the vegies caused that
27:00 <faux> or maybe lack of sauce
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <johninja> nice
28:00 <TheRiddler> I like thick butter chicken sauce
28:00 <johninja> buutter chicken is me fave
28:00 <TheRiddler> and no vegies
28:00 <TheRiddler> with naam bread
28:00 <faux> i dont like too much sauce on anything in general
28:00 <faux> but i would have mpre than that
28:00 <TheRiddler> the sauce my brother uses is a light in sugar 1
29:00 <TheRiddler> so that could be why
29:00 <johninja> nah man you did good
29:00 <TheRiddler> it needs some more chilli
29:00 <faux> i need to tinkpe
29:00 <faux> tinkle
29:00 <faux> eee no chilli
30:00 <faux> i cant have it
30:00 <faux> it burns me insides
30:00 <TheRiddler> tinkle with your tinkie
30:00 <TheRiddler> :p
30:00 <johninja> thats capsicum yeh
30:00 <TheRiddler> yes
30:00 <johninja> yeah
31:00 <faux> me tinkie
31:00 <TheRiddler> hehe
31:00 <faux> hehe
31:00 <faux> :p
31:00 <TheRiddler> :p
31:00 <faux> my toes are cold
32:00 <faux> need more socks
32:00 <TheRiddler> sit on your feet
32:00 <faux> im laying in bed
32:00 <TheRiddler> use your butt to warm them :p
32:00 <Skirmish> I put my ugg boots on. 
32:00 <TheRiddler> oh
32:00 <faux> me couches are too cold to sit on
32:00 <faux> and i hate the heater
32:00 <TheRiddler> stick sheets on the couches?
33:00 <faux> ivr tried
33:00 <faux> i slide off
33:00 <faux> lmao
33:00 <TheRiddler> oh
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <johninja> get a big dog to sleep on the couch
33:00 <johninja> then take his spot
33:00 <Skirmish> How can you hate the heater? You only put it on long enough to warm the area up then turn off. 
33:00 <faux> i have a huge teddy
33:00 <faux> i sleep on him
33:00 <TheRiddler> dirty
33:00 <TheRiddler> :p
33:00 <faux> .
33:00 <johninja> geezus
33:00 <Doodle> the fur has worn off his crotch
33:00 <faux> you guys are gross
34:00 <Doodle> loool
34:00 <partay> lol
34:00 <partay> just like yours Doodle
34:00 <Skirmish> Hacked from faux's personal picture library. 
34:00 <Doodle> come and wear the fur off me crotch faux
34:00 <Skirmish> http://picture-cdn.wheretoget.it/t83yme-l.jpg
34:00 <faux> no
34:00 <faux> ihy
34:00 <Doodle> u do not
34:00 <TheRiddler> shag fur
34:00 <faux> me.teddy is smaller than that
34:00 <faux> and me ass is bigger
34:00 <Clarkson> you know it's fucking you up but you can't seem to quit
34:00 <johninja> you could sleep in that thing
35:00 <faux> i do Doodle 
35:00 <faux> you didnt even sing
35:00 <faux> cunt
35:00 <Clarkson> Bastardly_One: st kilda are shit
35:00 <faux> shut up clarkson
35:00 <Clarkson> i downloaded kiddy porn by accident
35:00 <faux> .
35:00 <johninja> at least they aren't on PEDs Clarkson
35:00 <Doodle> cos i cant sing
35:00 <Clarkson> which fucks u up
35:00 <johninja> it does
35:00 <faux> neither can i but i do it anyway
35:00 <Skirmish> What the boys thought when they thought of a large teddy http://www.blogher.com/files/images/batch/L9.jpg
35:00 <Doodle> sif, u sing like an angel
35:00 <faux> hot damn
36:00 <faux> her body is magnifique
36:00 <Skirmish> It is quite nice. 
36:00 <johninja> splendid
36:00 <Doodle> i'd spunk me gunk on her
36:00 <TheRiddler> join jenny craig
36:00 <TheRiddler> join it she says
36:00 <TheRiddler> wait
36:00 <johninja> i think she would look better without makeup tbh
36:00 <TheRiddler> is it the same woman
36:00 <faux> im not looking at her face
36:00 <TheRiddler> or is that oprah
36:00 <johninja> dude did you take your meds?
37:00 <faux> who
37:00 <johninja> ash
37:00 <johninja> he's acting a bit off
37:00 <TheRiddler> that woman that was in the jenny craig ads
37:00 <faux> he seems normal to me
37:00 <faux> lol
37:00 <TheRiddler> a couple of years back
37:00 <johninja> lol
37:00 <TheRiddler> umm
37:00 <faux> idk ash i dont watch teevs
37:00 <Skirmish> I am so used to my wife not wearing make up she looks strange when she does wear it. 
38:00 <TheRiddler> I forget her name
38:00 <Skirmish> Gets angry with me when I ask her why she is wearing it. 
38:00 <faux> ok i should pee before it turns into an icicle inside me
38:00 <johninja> i learnt sometimes they just do it for fun
38:00 <TheRiddler> pretend she's someone else and I try to get in her pants lol
38:00 <Skirmish> I've learnt to not bother asking. 
38:00 <johninja> but yeah i find it pretty gross man
38:00 <johninja> a little bit of eyeliner etc is fine
39:00 <johninja> but when they go eyeshadow and all that jazz
39:00 <johninja> its just offputting
39:00 <partay> a bit of lipgloass is a nice touch
39:00 <johninja> yeh
39:00 <johninja> KISS
39:00 <TheRiddler> "my wife is not around atm would you like to take things to the bedroom"
39:00 <partay> unlike fatmeila who uses homer simpsons makeup gun 
40:00 <TheRiddler> goths pull off makeup ok
40:00 <TheRiddler> aslong they're hot lol
40:00 <johninja> i guess it depend what you are in to
40:00 <couleurs> pizza
40:00 <johninja> it just screams high maintenance 2 me
40:00 <TheRiddler> there was 1 walking about today when I was at work
40:00 <robot> pee eye zee-zee ayyyy
41:00 <TheRiddler> short hair n skinny with black eyeshadow n such
41:00 <TheRiddler> I think she's a hairdresser by her clothes
41:00 <couleurs> i'm so thirsty i could drink a horse
41:00 <johninja> lol
41:00 <TheRiddler> or works at the peircing shop
41:00 <johninja> probably
41:00 <TheRiddler> nearby
41:00 <robot> im so thirsty i could drink a pizza
41:00 <TheRiddler> which is more likely
42:00 <partay> GoldSpank
43:00 <GoldSpade> pansy
43:00 <johninja> johnlegend
44:00 <couleurs> Dr Pizza
45:00 <johninja> he died doing what he loved
45:00 <GoldSpade> baking pizza?
45:00 <faux> ok i put a blanket under me doona
45:00 <faux> im set
46:00 <johninja> all rugged up
46:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> Blankie Wankie :p
46:00 <johninja> i got me sleeping bag on
46:00 <johninja> lol
46:00 <partay> im sitting here in boxers
47:00 <partay> silly mexicans
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <johninja> <couleurs> ne1 4 fiFa
47:00 <TheRiddler> I bought a new set of sheets today
48:00 <partay> 1500 thread count ?
48:00 <TheRiddler> I hope it's the 1 that Floss was talking about
48:00 <TheRiddler> plush flannlette
48:00 <partay> plush
48:00 <partay> nice
48:00 <TheRiddler> ys
48:00 <johninja> oh ok winter sheets
48:00 <TheRiddler> winter sheets never last long
48:00 <johninja> for the man that likes to be warm
48:00 <couleurs> i'm wearing jeans n a t shert 
49:00 <TheRiddler> they become a pilefield the next year
49:00 <johninja> smart casual chatter
49:00 <TheRiddler> cant stand piling
49:00 <johninja> it doesn't sound fun
50:00 <TheRiddler> it's like rubbing your legs against a gravel road
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <johninja> eep
50:00 <TheRiddler> to me it is atleast
51:00 <robot> holy crap (graphic) http://www.break.com/video/crazy-ant-bite-3023681
51:00 <Serenity> i hate winter sheets
52:00 <Serenity> i get to like 5000 degrees when i sleep anyway
52:00 <johninja> yeah its shit here
52:00 <johninja> cold af when i go to sleep
52:00 <johninja> hot when i wake up
52:00 <johninja> i want to wake up where u r
53:00 <faux> i wanna deep throat an iceblock rn
53:00 <faux> my throats so dry
53:00 <faux> die
54:00 <Serenity> I woke say anything at al
54:00 <Serenity> wont.. ffs
54:00 <johninja> lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBb9O-aW4zI&feature=youtu.be 
54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Maker Series: Artisanal Firewood - This Is That Views: 1,660,521 Uploader: CBC Uploaded: Sep 9, 2015 Duration: 2m51s Rating: 4.65
54:00 <johninja> i don't know if this is satire or what
57:00 <robot> rofl
57:00 <robot> http://www.break.com/video/dildo-hoverboard-3023721
57:00 <couleurs> Not Clicking, Too Rude
57:00 <Serenity> i may just drink 1 litre of portello 
58:00 <couleurs> me 2
58:00 <johninja> livin the lyfe
59:00 <johninja> i just got coffee and cigarettes
59:00 <johninja> and me typewriter
59:00 <partay> noone smokes anymore 
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <johninja> i'm gonna start vaping soon
59:00 <couleurs> write me a poem
59:00 <johninja> hopefully i don't turn into a pretentious fuckwit
59:00 <partay> wtf
59:00 <Doodle> GO RICCIARDO
59:00 <partay> please dont be a fag
00:00 <johninja> yeah smokes are getting too dear and me lungs are giving up
00:00 <johninja> so i figure i'll do that to quit
00:00 <Serenity> woah i had a convo with lily about smoking today
00:00 <Serenity> was weird
01:00 <partay> i see vapors out the front of my building. I want to push then down an elevator shaft
01:00 <johninja> oh i doubt the new generation will smoke at all
01:00 <TheRiddler> is ther vape bars in sydney?
02:00 <johninja> has a lot of stigma now
02:00 <TheRiddler> *there
02:00 <TheRiddler> or anywhere really
02:00 <johninja> it was still 'cool' when i was a lad
02:00 <Serenity> yeah same
02:00 <robot> im not lookin 4ward to havin to make my bed ay
02:00 <Serenity> the kids now are so grossed out by it all
02:00 <johninja> aye
02:00 <robot> colours do it
03:00 <johninja> roses are read, couleurs likes dortmund, i like turtles, natalie portman
03:00 <couleurs> Not Bad.
04:00 <Serenity> o
04:00 <johninja> thanks
06:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
06:00 <johninja> nn
06:00 <TheRiddler> I'm in for an early night
06:00 <TheRiddler> tired af
06:00 <couleurs> violets are blued, johninja like west ham, i like pizza, scarlett johnhamson
06:00 <robot> colours flyin his kite on a saturday afternoon http://www.break.com/video/kite-level-master-3023737
07:00 <johninja> nailed it
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
08:00 <couleurs> stupid sexy kite
08:00 <johninja> jesus
08:00 <johninja> the comment section on this
10:00 <johninja> i would walk up and kick him in the dick if he flew that near my family
13:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf75ngqELk8 
13:00 <johninja> like this
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Anti-Trump protesters harass young mother and child, father intervenes Views: 3,851 Uploader: The Donald Uploaded: May 28, 2016 Duration: 1m15s Rating: 4.86
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
19:00 <robot> hi k8
19:00 <robot> u gotta make me bed 4 me colours wont do it
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> im already in bed
20:00 <robot> aw
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
21:00 <couleurs> ;)
21:00 <Serenity> making beds  is shit
21:00 <amsy> changing sheets is worse
21:00 <robot> yeh changin it n makin it
22:00 <amsy> but the reward is awesome
22:00 <robot> im gonna go now
22:00 <robot> may as well get this over with
22:00 <robot> night!
22:00 <amsy> night
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <faux> used to suck more when me bed was up against the wall
22:00 <faux> now its in teh middle phew
23:00 <Maurice> Top bunks are the worst
23:00 <faux> remind me to ban him for having terrible quit msgs
23:00 <faux> MORE ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES
23:00 <Maurice> Lol
24:00 <Maurice> I can just picture them as they dance about doing kicks and shit
24:00 <Clarkson> esuterik, she is skanky as all fuck
24:00 <faux> lol
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <faux> YOU KEEP YOUR LIVER SPOTTED HANDS OFF MY MOTJER SHES A SAINT
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol'
28:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10153584469206190&id=195302056189
28:00 <faux> fuk ye
28:00 <amsy> haha
30:00 <couleurs> my new colgate charcoal tooth brush is very good btw i would recommend it 2 n e 1
35:00 <amsy> show me the brush
35:00 <Skirmish> it's a burnt piece of wood on a plastic chopstick. couleurs is poor. 
37:00 <amsy> u
37:00 <grem> boganbrand
37:00 <couleurs> https://d3r2zleywq7959.cloudfront.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/675x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/4/9/494569_xlarge.jpg
37:00 <couleurs> their u go
38:00 <couleurs> it clean good
38:00 <amsy> i like it
38:00 <couleurs> thank u 4 understanding
38:00 <amsy> does it feel like it whitens a bit?
39:00 <couleurs> yeas
39:00 <couleurs> and it super soft and goes inbetwean areas i've never bean 2
39:00 <Skirmish> Where did you stick the brush? 
40:00 <couleurs> up ur ASS
40:00 <Skirmish> Then put it in your mouth? 
40:00 <amsy> get me 1
40:00 <Skirmish> Ass to mouth. Knew it. 
40:00 <couleurs> ok
40:00 <couleurs> it come in pink 2
41:00 <amsy> CuTe
41:00 <couleurs> i no
42:00 <Skirmish> lol
44:00 <grem> it's actually a thing
44:00 <couleurs> i'm a thing
50:00 <johninja> yeh
50:00 <johninja> b0w3l
51:00 <couleurs> :)
55:00 <couleurs> match in 5 hours m8 u ready
56:00 <johninja> PUMPED!
56:00 <johninja> nah i won't be able to watch :(
56:00 <johninja> i hope atletico get up tho
56:00 <couleurs> me 2
56:00 <couleurs> might bet on dem
57:00 <johninja> i'll check teh odds
57:00 <johninja> is ronaldo fit?
57:00 <johninja> he got injured in training a few days back
57:00 <johninja> and was looking pretty dodgy
57:00 <couleurs> yeas
57:00 <johninja> hmm
58:00 <johninja> i doubt he'll be 100% like ronaldo in the 98 world cup
58:00 <couleurs> atletico 2-1 win
59:00 <couleurs> he never delivers on big matches anyway
02:00 <couleurs> torres will score 4 sure
02:00 <johninja> yeah
02:00 <johninja> saul is da man
05:00 <Skirmish> Is the Australia vs England game on tonight or was it 4am this morning? 
06:00 <johninja> real madrid 2.45 draw 3.10 atletico 3.40
06:00 <johninja> this morning
06:00 <johninja> do you want to know the result?
06:00 <Skirmish> Faux go here and tell me what it's like http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/burlesque-body-shots-and-bicurious-sydney-gets-its-first-skirt-club/news-story/5c3408b311a615d97205a1781729fd7a
08:00 <couleurs> england won their the best team in the worldddd
08:00 <johninja> ruined
08:00 <johninja> yeah
08:00 <couleurs> they always win nothing matches but choke in competitions 
08:00 <johninja> the european cup is comin home
09:00 <couleurs> euros will be good i hope
09:00 <johninja> yeah should b
09:00 <johninja> germany or spain
09:00 <johninja> will win
09:00 <couleurs> 11/06 not too far away
10:00 <couleurs> hope poland do well their team is pretty decent 
11:00 <johninja> yeah
11:00 <johninja> probs have the best striker
12:00 <couleurs> yea
12:00 <johninja> just need to keep it tight at da back
12:00 <couleurs> and best gks
12:00 <couleurs> 4 of them
12:00 <johninja> lol
12:00 <johninja> just chuck 2 goalies in the 11
12:00 <Doodle> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
12:00 <couleurs> boruc, fabianski, szczesny, tyton
12:00 <Doodle> ricciardo got pole
12:00 <faux> like ya mum
12:00 <johninja> stoner on pole in germany
12:00 <johninja> ine of my fave headlines
13:00 <Doodle> 1st pole position, in monaco
13:00 <slower> Doodle you have pay tv ?
13:00 <Doodle> nah
14:00 <johninja> he's watching it live
14:00 <johninja> and ircing on his phone
14:00 <Doodle> i'm on me yacht
14:00 <johninja> like a boss
14:00 <couleurs> i got a piszcek bvb shirt when they were on sale and a lewandowski 1 when he 4-1 real madrid gr8est match ever since liverpool in instebul #1 bvb fan
14:00 <slower> what channel
14:00 <amsy> DOODLE
14:00 <Doodle> AMSY
15:00 <amsy> YES
15:00 <Doodle> GET YOUR BOOBS OUT TO CELEBRATE
15:00 <johninja> 1999 man united v bayern was a good game
15:00 <amsy> hahahaha
15:00 <johninja> well the end
15:00 <Doodle> ;)
15:00 <johninja> amazing
16:00 <amsy> lmao
16:00 <amsy> hamilton is pooey
16:00 <johninja> crash out into ya mate on the 1st lap some more dickhed
16:00 <couleurs> yea last time man utd were good
17:00 <Doodle> fuck hamilton lol
17:00 <Clarkson> vape his ass to death.
17:00 <Doodle> he's a big girl
17:00 <dematerialised> hamilton is a eunuch
17:00 <amsy> agreed john
17:00 <Doodle> hahah
17:00 <couleurs> Solskjaer was the bomb
17:00 <Doodle> bless u
17:00 <johninja> ole gunnar
17:00 <johninja> what a name
17:00 <johninja> what a man
17:00 <couleurs> yea sub him on
17:00 <couleurs> GOLE
17:00 <couleurs> every time
18:00 <johninja> majik
18:00 <amsy> lol
18:00 <couleurs> and peter schmikel was the best back then 2
19:00 <Doodle> schmikel me dickel
19:00 <johninja> yorke and cole were awesome for like a year
20:00 <couleurs> yea
20:00 <couleurs> beckhem was good
20:00 <johninja> yeah
20:00 <johninja> he a bit slow though
20:00 <couleurs> and giggs obvs
20:00 <johninja> keano smashin it up
20:00 <johninja> fantastic team
20:00 <couleurs> that arsenal gole was hot
20:00 <johninja> FA cup semi final?
20:00 <johninja> yeah gr8 gol
21:00 <couleurs> best epl match was 4-4 1
21:00 <couleurs> liverpool vs arsenal
21:00 <johninja> hmm
21:00 <couleurs> that gave me a heart attack
21:00 <johninja> newcastle had a similar one that was rad
21:00 <johninja> came back to draw
21:00 <couleurs> back when epl was good
21:00 <johninja> with a crazy tiote goal
21:00 <johninja> ohh man
21:00 <johninja> the west ham vs liverpool fa cup final
21:00 <johninja> was gutting
22:00 <johninja> we were in front a few times
22:00 <johninja> then fucking gerards 40 yarder
22:00 <johninja> i still mad
22:00 <johninja> it was like 10 years ago
22:00 <amsy> https://i.imgur.com/k55n2c1.gifv
23:00 <couleurs> irc meet einen berlin circa 2001
23:00 <johninja> lol
23:00 <johninja> "white people"
24:00 <amsy> lol
25:00 <johninja> https://i.imgur.com/gtyYPIh.jpg
26:00 <dematerialised> i am not well someone please come look after me
26:00 <johninja> i would only make things worse :(
28:00 <johninja> got so excited he ripped out the modem cord
28:00 <dematerialised> understandable
29:00 <johninja> ugh ooh
30:00 <Skirmish> Did Doodle finally get ops? 
30:00 <Skirmish> All that spitting on vaginas finally paid off. 
30:00 <Doodle> no
30:00 <Doodle> don't be ridiculous
31:00 <johninja> i think its because we need someone who can be trusted to protect us from beeehhh and george
31:00 <Doodle> oh
31:00 <faux> lmao
31:00 <faux> excuse me
32:00 <johninja> lol
32:00 <Doodle> hi fauxypoos
32:00 <johninja> woops
32:00 <Doodle> with love and attention
32:00 <faux> fight me
32:00 <faux> hi doodie
32:00 <faux> good
32:00 <Doodle> and semen
32:00 <Doodle> honestly
33:00 <Doodle> its like riding a space hopper atm
33:00 <Skirmish> and spit ... for your vagina. 
33:00 <faux> grkss
33:00 <faux> gross
33:00 <faux> can u not
33:00 <Doodle> you wouldnt be saying gross if i was spitting on your vagina
33:00 <Skirmish> Come on every woman LOVES it when the guy spits on their vagina. 
33:00 <faux> i was talking about showering me with semen you filthbuckwt
33:00 <Doodle> lmao
33:00 <johninja> well 
34:00 <faux> john.
34:00 <johninja> they don't like it when you do it to strangers at the shop
34:00 <johninja> yes?
34:00 <faux> lmao
34:00 <Skirmish> Did you spit on Kelevra's fanny John? 
34:00 <faux> idk you said well so i knew something was coming
34:00 <Doodle> olawd
34:00 <johninja> sometimes
34:00 <faux> way to ease into it Skirmish 
34:00 <Doodle> well thats why u spit on it
34:00 <faux> ATOP
34:00 <Doodle> loooool
34:00 <faux> stop
34:00 <johninja> yeah i don't think its really the spit that turns them on tbh
35:00 <johninja> but i guess everyone has their own techniques
35:00 <Doodle> well
35:00 <faux> im imagine gross spit
35:00 <Doodle> actually np
35:00 <Doodle> m
35:00 <Doodle> nm
35:00 <Doodle> -p
35:00 <faux> like stringy phlegm
35:00 <Doodle> ok 
35:00 <Doodle> u ruined it
35:00 <johninja> just spit, no tounge
35:00 <johninja> "wtf are you doing m8?"
35:00 <TropicalStormJim> speaking of ruining things...
35:00 <Doodle> you dont fucking snort like a horse and hock a loogy on their snatch
35:00 <Clarkson> could fuck for an hour and not cum
35:00 <TropicalStormJim> hi
36:00 <Skirmish> I wonder if a guy has ever jammed his face into a womans groin and violently sneezed. 
36:00 <Doodle> er
36:00 <Skirmish> Tell us how it goes. Did she like it or was she rushed to hospital when her uterus exploded. 
36:00 <Doodle> and snot flew out
37:00 <faux> i hate you all
37:00 <Doodle> asif
37:00 <faux> except maybe two of you
37:00 <Doodle> thats ur new leb name
37:00 <faux> look
37:00 <Skirmish> Doctor rushes into ER to the call a woman is dying of internal bleeding and then notices all the spray and snot around her fanny. Just looks at the guy and shakes his head. 
37:00 <faux> youre fired
37:00 <Doodle> haha noo
37:00 <faux> yws
37:00 <Doodle> y
37:00 <faux> cos
37:00 <Doodle> i'm lovely
37:00 <TropicalStormJim> i dunno about sneezing but i once watched this porno where this bald guy lubed up his head and went in head first... down to his lips... his nose, eyes, ears were all in there
38:00 <faux> youre as lovely as a snot covered fanny
38:00 <Doodle> oh
38:00 <Doodle> fine
38:00 <faux> im joken
38:00 <TropicalStormJim> i wish i saved that porno but i was super drunk
38:00 <faux> ur an angel
38:00 <dematerialised> whats wrong with a snot covered fanny
38:00 <johninja> i have seen a hooker take a shit on a guy while he smoked a crackpipe
38:00 <TropicalStormJim> maybe it didnt even happen
38:00 <johninja> what of it?
38:00 <TropicalStormJim> whatevs
38:00 <dematerialised> just some extra flavour and texture
38:00 <faux> now sing to me in french
38:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Black Eyed Peas - Dont Lie.mp3 (5.36MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:51)
38:00 <faux> lmao
38:00 <Doodle> voulez vouz coucher avec moi
39:00 <faux> coucher
39:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2CIiES_xxk
39:00 <faux> imagine chez singing it
39:00 <Doodle> LOL
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Guru Josh - Infinity (Official) Views: 1,595,382 Uploader: Vince Noir Uploaded: Feb 9, 2013 Duration: 3m59s Rating: 4.87
39:00 <dematerialised> iou mon cherie la petit la cha fleur
39:00 <Doodle> oh jeez
39:00 <TropicalStormJim> johninja, in person?
39:00 <johninja> i was that guy
39:00 <johninja> nah
39:00 <johninja> on liveleak or some shit
40:00 <Skirmish> Guru Josh died last year! 
40:00 <TropicalStormJim> liveleak lol
40:00 <Doodle> der
40:00 <Doodle> welcome to last year Skirmish
40:00 <Doodle> i annouced it right here and played that same song
40:00 <Doodle> PAY ATTENTION
40:00 <TropicalStormJim> was she even a quality hooker? or a dirty cheap one?
40:00 <Doodle> FUCK
40:00 <TropicalStormJim> dirty cheap hooker poo would be rancid
40:00 <Doodle> I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY I BOTHER WITH U PEOPLE
40:00 <dematerialised> a toute le monde, a tous mes amis
40:00 <johninja> she was a filthy african american crack whore
40:00 <Skirmish> Save me reading wiki ... what did he die of? 
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> Soo i just watched touched with fire... i highly suggest that you don't bother
40:00 <Doodle> BEING OLD
40:00 <dematerialised> je vous aime je dois partir
41:00 <Skirmish> He was only 51. 
41:00 <Doodle> yeah
41:00 <Doodle> i said being old
41:00 <Skirmish> B1 has managed to last longer than that. 
41:00 <johninja> he just looks old
41:00 <johninja> he's actually 25
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <Skirmish> lol
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck darls!
41:00 <Clarkson> apparently it was a really shit raw
41:00 <TropicalStormJim> johninja, i'd be watching it like...
41:00 <TropicalStormJim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-YUwNlb-tY
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: diarrhea cha-cha-cha Views: 212,154 Uploader: anton1203 Uploaded: Mar 9, 2011 Duration: 0m15s Rating: 4.86
41:00 <Doodle> he killed himself Skirmish
42:00 <Skirmish> Walden died on 28 December 2015 at the age of 51.[8] His death was ruled as suicide. He was found prior to heading home to see his father by his manager.
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
42:00 <Doodle> I TOLD U THAT
42:00 <Skirmish> https://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/dec/29/guru-josh-rave-star-dies-aged-51
42:00 <Doodle> U BUM BAG
42:00 <Skirmish> You took too long. 
42:00 <dematerialised> your face took too long
42:00 <Doodle> i'm a busy man
42:00 <Doodle> i actually typo'd i'm a busty man and corrected it
42:00 <Skirmish> Paul Walden, aka Guru Josh, who began playing pub gigs but ended up exploring the burgeoning rave scene when he discovered ecstasy.   <------- Sounds like shads. 
42:00 <TropicalStormJim> a guy who has like $50 in coins in a bum bag he always wears, sounds like a good sort
43:00 <Skirmish> minus the success. 
43:00 <johninja> shads was never a been let alone a has been
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> you do realise that sax man from lost boys is better than that dude
43:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ifNTb1Xx_I
43:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: KLF - Last Train to Trancentral HD (sNEaKY uPLOaDeR ReMaSteR) Views: 2,885,380 Uploader: sneakyuploads Uploaded: Aug 8, 2009 Duration: 4m20s Rating: .0
44:00 <Doodle> http://i1.wp.com/listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Bom-Shankar-an-ascetic-of-the-Aghori-sect-The-Aghoris-somewhat-taboo-ritual-worship-practices-involve-some-or-all-of-the-following-meat-eating-alcohol-drinking-consumption-of-beverages-and-foods-with-opiates-hallucinogens-an.jpg?resize=600%2C398
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus
44:00 <Doodle> the only way Fennec_Fox can get laid
44:00 <TropicalStormJim> storing your camera in a bum bag you wear around the front = dick pics?
44:00 <Clarkson> dumb fucks who cant remember there lines at all LOL
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
44:00 <johninja> they should do an Austnet16 mixtape of everyone shitty synth mixes
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> what an awesome idea
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> considers a bum bag
44:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Orb - A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain That Rules From The Centre of the Ultraworld (Live Mix MK10).mp3 (31.04MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 33:54)
44:00 <Doodle> :o
44:00 <dematerialised> :o
44:00 <dematerialised> :3
44:00 <Doodle> o:
44:00 <dematerialised> xoxo
44:00 <faux> hejeje
45:00 <faux> im  a busty man
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <Skirmish> This is my favourite film clip at the moment. I want to bang that snow white. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StZcUAPRRac
45:00 <Doodle> hot
45:00 <Doodle> pix
45:00 <johninja> u r gay
45:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Rammstein - Sonne (Official Video) Views: 19,718,361 Uploader: Rammstein Official Uploaded: Jul 31, 2015 Duration: 4m13s Rating: 4.88
45:00 <faux> NO
45:00 <Doodle> oh
45:00 <Doodle> right
45:00 <faux> sick of you
45:00 <dematerialised> looooooving you
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> busty man.... you have bitch tits?
45:00 <Doodle> ur still being a bitch i forgot
45:00 <dematerialised> is more than just a dream come true
45:00 <faux> LOL
45:00 <faux> :9
45:00 <faux> :(
45:00 <Doodle> :P
45:00 <dematerialised> and everything that i do
45:00 <Doodle> :d
45:00 <Doodle> :q
45:00 <dematerialised> is out of loove for youuu
45:00 <faux> no dont :P me
45:00 <faux> ill fight u irl
45:00 <Doodle> i hope so
45:00 <johninja> oh dear, he really is sick
45:00 <Skirmish> She's huge
45:00 <faux> i am :(
45:00 <Doodle> fight me wang irl
45:00 <johninja> and u :(
45:00 <Doodle> sock it 2 ya
46:00 <faux> m
46:00 <johninja> but dematerialised too
46:00 <faux> k
46:00 <faux> no i meant.im huge
46:00 <faux> LOP
46:00 <johninja> oh
46:00 <faux> L
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo
46:00 <Doodle> sif u r
46:00 <Skirmish> faux has been on the roids for 2 years. She will snap kick your fur patch off your chin Doodle. 
46:00 <dematerialised> loving you is easy coz you're beautiful
46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Epic sax guy 10 hours Views: 21,860,303 Uploader: HermTrololol Uploaded: Dec 10, 2011 Duration: 600m1s Rating: 4.82
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank me later
46:00 <faux> gtfo roids
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> *bows*
46:00 <Doodle> i'm looking forward to it Skirmish
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <Doodle> i hope she rubs the fur patch off me chin
46:00 <johninja> don't you dare ruin the soul patch
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
46:00 <Skirmish> With her pubic bone
46:00 <Doodle> ye
46:00 <faux> oh
46:00 <faux> golly
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have a song for that too
47:00 <Doodle> :)~
47:00 <faux> sllp
47:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Khia - My Neck, My Back.mp3 (3MB 128kbps Stereo 3:16)
47:00 <Doodle> ?
47:00 <faux> yw
47:00 <faux> ye
47:00 <dematerialised> an underwater motorboat
47:00 <faux> pox of chin
47:00 <TropicalStormJim> kate, even better... if i had a video camera in my bum bag, i could post a video to facebook of me walking around the city showing how many bitches look at my dick
47:00 <Doodle> pox of chon
47:00 <faux> need to see if its comfortable enough to sits
47:00 <Doodle> u have seen like 200 pix of me chin luv
47:00 <johninja> there is actually a video of that already TropicalStormJim
47:00 <faux> i forgot
47:00 <johninja> its pretty funny
47:00 <faux> remind me
47:00 <Doodle> NO U DI'INT
48:00 <faux> oh
48:00 <faux> BASCUSE ME
48:00 <Doodle> BOKAY
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHLgO4wiR14
48:00 <TropicalStormJim> o rly
48:00 <johninja> because at the end they reveal the guy actually had a huge camera taped to his crotch
48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Grind On Me Compilation Best Grind On Me Vines Views: 1,061,357 Uploader: VineTV Uploaded: Nov 17, 2013 Duration: 1m45s Rating: 4.64
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> how i imagine most men on irc spend their spare time
48:00 <faux> baby grind on meeeee
48:00 <Doodle> eek
48:00 <faux> relax your mind and take your time w meeee
48:00 <faux> now stfu and make me some teaaaa
48:00 <Doodle> ehee
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, you'd need to have a good dick to stop women in the street
48:00 <faux> doodle would cause accidents 
49:00 <Doodle> asif
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> spech wearing a bum bag
49:00 <faux> bitches be magnetising to him w their tongues out 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> grind on me
49:00 <faux> like zombie dogs
49:00 <Doodle> lol ye
49:00 <Doodle> it sucks
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
49:00 <Doodle> ..
49:00 <dematerialised> its a newwwwww daaay
49:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Creme D'Cocoa - Doin' the Dog.mp3 (11.74MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 12:49)
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking grinding vids lol
49:00 <Clarkson> tfukz ya prob no cock ?
49:00 <faux> shut up clarky
49:00 <Clarkson> how shit is this track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr73b_gELgk?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah ob clarky
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ian L. - Talking To Girls (Original Mix) [Craniality Sounds] Views: 31 Uploader: Underground House Music Promotions Uploaded: Apr 8, 2015 Duration: 1m18s Rating: 5.00
49:00 <Clarkson> terd tampering pig arse licking dirty vagina
49:00 <Doodle> whoah
50:00 <faux> eep
50:00 <Doodle> tourettes clarky
50:00 <Clarkson> flash your cock at me
50:00 <faux> LOL
50:00 <Doodle> no
50:00 <Doodle> !
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> HA
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> FLASH IT
50:00 <faux> yw
50:00 <faux> shars ya goods
50:00 <Doodle> (_(_)XXXXD~
50:00 <TropicalStormJim> this is what dick pics should look like ok
50:00 <TropicalStormJim> http://imgur.com/DlwFerG
50:00 <Doodle> not clicking
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwLMM_QBkMc 
50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bounce That Dick Views: 8,546,846 Uploader: JennaMarbles Uploaded: Dec 21, 2011 Duration: 4m46s Rating: 4.77
50:00 <faux> .
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> clarky bounce that dick
50:00 <Clarkson> anyway , fuck ya obsessed its sad
50:00 <faux> what the fuck
50:00 <Clarkson> bit sick of that shit everytime I disagree simba
51:00 <dematerialised> aiiiiiiids
51:00 <faux> everybody has aids aids aids
51:00 <faux> wb johnnay
51:00 <faux> ow shane
51:00 <faux> y
51:00 <johninja> chur
51:00 <johninja> you keep doing that and you're going to hurt someone mate
51:00 <dematerialised> my right eye looks like its about to explode
51:00 <dematerialised> i should do less cocaine
52:00 <faux> pix
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> too much jizz in your eye no doubt
52:00 <faux> ew
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly 
52:00 <faux> god i hate semen
52:00 <dematerialised> oh that reminds me
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> the stinger
52:00 <johninja> hmm
52:00 <dematerialised> i found a gif you on the itnernet k9
52:00 <dematerialised> lemme see if i can find it again
52:00 <faux> why cant it be custard
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah links
52:00 <faux> or skittles
52:00 <johninja> lol
52:00 <johninja> skittles
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <Doodle> lol
52:00 <johninja> just rain out everywhere
52:00 <Doodle> ow
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> skittle jizz
53:00 <faux> id def be tasting more rainbows
53:00 <johninja> taste the rainbow~
53:00 <johninja> hahah
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd be sucking dick all day if they were the case
53:00 <faux> lol 
53:00 <faux> twinz
53:00 <Clarkson> ill buy shit
53:00 <Doodle> popopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopop
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> begging for jizz!
53:00 <johninja> i'll sell you some Clarkson
53:00 <Clarkson> or if you get sugar free ones you get the shits =/
53:00 <johninja> oh
53:00 <Doodle> like u dont already katatonic_kate01
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> shhh
53:00 <Doodle> ehehee
53:00 <faux> imagine you could give dudes tablets before u bone so thwy can cum your flavour of.choice
53:00 <johninja> wow
53:00 <faux> thatd be amaze
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> DELICOUS
53:00 <johninja> thats a pretty decent invention
53:00 <Doodle> here we go
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd be like cake flavoured jizzz
54:00 <faux> lolol
54:00 <Skirmish> Lead singer of Rammstein is 53yo. 
54:00 <faux> SPRINKLES
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're 53 skirmish
54:00 <faux> ooo mango jizz
54:00 <Clarkson> with out doing shit
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH!
54:00 <faux> yum
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> peach
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> or grape
54:00 <faux> fruit salad
54:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: NOUR
54:00 <johninja> "how did you get so rich mummy" "well...I..i'lll tell you when you grow up"
54:00 <Doodle> well
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <faux> lolll john
54:00 <Doodle> u can influence the flavour of ur jizz
54:00 <Doodle> with ur diet
54:00 <faux> ye but not specific
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> im only 23 skirmish *hair flicks*
55:00 <Doodle> how specific do u want it fuck
55:00 <johninja> stone
55:00 <faux> i just told you
55:00 <faux> i want mango jizz
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> well duh... but who is gonna eat cake 24/7 for me
55:00 <Doodle> 'not tasting like jizz' is about your only option
55:00 <faux> lol
55:00 <faux> cum is vomtastic
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> mango jizz i could do
55:00 <Clarkson> winter again fuck me
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty much faux
55:00 <Doodle> yeah yeah
55:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: That's ok you will be a 23yo with a split from fun hole to bung hole after this kid tears it's way out. 
55:00 <Doodle> u all say that
55:00 <faux> i say it and mean it
55:00 <johninja> girl cum is ok
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> really skirmish
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> c-section
56:00 <Doodle> mmmhmm
56:00 <faux> have u tasted male cum john
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> so kiss me perfect vag
56:00 <johninja> mine once
56:00 <Skirmish> I know I just came up with 'fun hole to bung hole' and wanted to use it. 
56:00 <faux> hot
56:00 <johninja> never went back for 2nds
56:00 <faux> oh
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <Doodle> lmao
56:00 <Doodle> please sir
56:00 <faux> like did u just lick ya finger or drink a shot glass
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> dont give up ya day job :P
56:00 <Doodle> can i have some more
56:00 <johninja> yeh licked me finger
56:00 <johninja> when i was a curious teen
56:00 <faux> interesting
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
57:00 <Doodle> Curia Steen
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1 shot glass of jizz please
57:00 <faux> i am steen
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> said no one ever
57:00 <Doodle> :o
57:00 <faux> lol this dide was jerkin his gherkin for me on cam once
57:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01 drinks jizz out of lead tankards
57:00 <Clarkson> the take all that shit off her face
57:00 <faux> and as soon as he was about o cum he pulls out a glass
57:00 <Doodle> ew
57:00 <faux> and jizzed in it
57:00 <Doodle> no
57:00 <faux> im like what
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's ya mum doodle
57:00 <Doodle> why
57:00 <Doodle> lol 
57:00 <faux> are you gonna drink thay
57:00 <johninja> well this lady i was watching in an adult film once looked like she enjoyed it
57:00 <Doodle> me poor mum
58:00 <faux> hes like nah its cleaner 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
58:00 <faux> .
58:00 <Clarkson> why did Serenity and Maurice never meet up for booze and music and hot lesbian sex?
58:00 <faux> ok
58:00 <Doodle> cleaner
58:00 <johninja> ugh faux lol
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd be like yeah... you drink it, cunt
58:00 <Doodle> lmao
58:00 <johninja> well it is better than stepping in your discareded cum rag
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> and punch him in the dick
58:00 <Clarkson> how fucking pathetic is that
58:00 <Clarkson> got a free shaker, shirt and other crap from him
58:00 <faux> cum in an ice tray
58:00 <Clarkson> [10:54:01] no worries, lots of sex,alcohol and fuck all esle
58:00 <faux> and make cumcicles
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
58:00 <Doodle> i cum in all the powerpoints
58:00 <Clarkson> bourbon is some heavy shit
58:00 <faux> rofl
58:00 <faux> :(
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <Doodle> bzzzzt
58:00 <Skirmish> I think it's time to watch more Suits and have a milo milky. 
59:00 <faux> SLRMISH
59:00 <Doodle> all this cum talk hey Skirmish
59:00 <johninja> grosest shit i heard was a dude blew on the floor and his dog would lick it up
59:00 <faux> DID YOU WATCH BLACKLIST
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <Doodle> oh ew
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <Doodle> poor dog
59:00 <faux> theriddler came in a tissue
59:00 <johninja> yeh ikr
59:00 <faux> and his dog ate it
59:00 <Skirmish> faux: I keep forgetting to download. I will queue them all up now. 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT
59:00 <johninja> oh yuk
59:00 <Doodle> ffs
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> man
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> keep it clean
59:00 <faux> said it was an accident
59:00 <johninja> that boy is twisted
59:00 <faux> but im not too sure
59:00 <faux> lol
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