// #melbourne — 2016-05-18
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00:00:00 <dematerialised> you can leave if you like
00:00:00 <dematerialised> infact i would prefer it
00:00:00 <dave> I probably will at some stage soon ;)
00:00:00 <dematerialised> good
00:00:00 <dematerialised> thanks for informing us
00:00:00 <Serenity> what an absolute flog of a thing to say rofll
00:00:00 <dematerialised> haha i know right
00:00:00 <dave> you prompted it :)
00:01:00 <dematerialised> seriously, every time
00:01:00 <Serenity> who cares you promted it lol
00:01:00 <dematerialised> "back in my day"
00:01:00 <dematerialised> why are they always faggots like this guy
00:01:00 <Serenity> 'wow havent been here in years'
00:01:00 <Serenity> like anyone cares
00:01:00 <dave> haha
00:01:00 <dave> I used to own this channel.
00:01:00 <Serenity> yeah everyone did dude get in line
00:01:00 <dave> so, sorry about the memoirs ;)
00:01:00 <dematerialised> i remember that time Longie farted and everyone in the channel laughed
00:01:00 <dematerialised> good times, good times
00:01:00 <Serenity> hahah
00:01:00 <dave> excellent times
00:01:00 <dave> nothing like Daniel letting one out.
00:02:00 <dematerialised> woah name dropping
00:02:00 <Serenity> ooh name dropping
00:02:00 <dematerialised> look out we've got a real veteran here
00:02:00 <Serenity> he must be important
00:02:00 <Serenity> lol @ us
00:02:00 <dematerialised> dave is irc royalty clearly
00:02:00 <dave> correct.
00:02:00 <dematerialised> nobody actually cares
00:02:00 <dave> oh, I know that :)
00:03:00 <Serenity> i like the ones that come back and justtalk like normal people
00:03:00 <dematerialised> same
00:03:00 <Serenity> like that nevs guy where did he go
00:03:00 <dematerialised> he hasnt been on for a few days
00:03:00 <dematerialised> maybe he is dead
00:03:00 <dematerialised> i hope not
00:03:00 <dematerialised> he is cool
00:03:00 <Serenity> he probably sat there and asked himself what he was doing with his life
00:03:00 <Serenity> then deleted mirc
00:03:00 <dematerialised> haah
00:03:00 <beehhh> i was gonna quote gerald butler from law abiding
00:03:00 <dematerialised> would not surprise me at all
00:04:00 <Serenity> 'Fuck man what the hell are you doing?'
00:04:00 <Clarkson> and sean lock is funny as fuck no matter what lol
00:04:00 <Serenity> <delete>
00:04:00 <dematerialised> Instead of spending time on irc I could be looking at new shoes
00:04:00 <dematerialised> *uninstalled*
00:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:04:00 <dave> all of a sudden the quality of discussion has increased...
00:04:00 <dematerialised> no thanks to you
00:04:00 <dematerialised> go away
00:05:00 <Tim-Sim> some of the extremely crude people here are a bit of a deterrent
00:05:00 <Serenity> instead of spending time here I should be laying naked in my new bed
00:05:00 <beehhh> dont clown at busking, say no to candles
00:05:00 <dematerialised> is it a racecar bed?
00:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> beehhh fuck off
00:05:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/t6HiyxnJP2A
00:06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How To Make RAINBOW & GALAXY Grilled Cheese Views: 167,751 Uploader: TheDanocracy Uploaded: Apr 26, 2016 Duration: 7m53s Rating: 4.92
00:06:00 <dematerialised> mmmm grilled cheese
00:06:00 <beehhh> i had a bag of cement for launch
00:06:00 <dematerialised> i don't think that's true at all beehhh
00:06:00 <Serenity> IT IS A RACECAR
00:06:00 <dematerialised> good
00:06:00 <dematerialised> you have succeeded at life
00:07:00 <Serenity> <fist pump>
00:09:00 <Maurice> You need a car bed like Missy Elliot
00:13:00 <beehhh> i didnt know crows love mango
00:15:00 <beehhh> thought by the time i go to perth by driving might as well catch a flight to bangladesh
00:15:00 <Serenity> the fuck
00:16:00 <dematerialised> i keep timing out and its upsetting me
00:16:00 <dematerialised> my irc experience is rooned
00:16:00 <faux> omghhhnmkuub m
00:16:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=358061084317865&id=197968270327148
00:16:00 <faux> oommmmmnhhggggggggggh
00:16:00 <dematerialised> thankyou faux
00:17:00 <faux> for what
00:17:00 <beehhh> thanks to my dementia
00:17:00 <dematerialised> for brightening my day
00:17:00 <faux> oh
00:17:00 <faux> yw
00:20:00 <beehhh> no pay no play
00:20:00 <Dark_Lunacy> haha
00:37:00 <beehhh> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e2/5b/66/e25b66359d4eba1f002a002a5b749b2c.jpg
00:44:00 <Floss> somalian pirates we!
01:00:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/HI6H8uAc29Q
01:00:00 <faux> lolllllll
01:00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Weird Things I Found On EBAY FOUR Views: 262,928 Uploader: TheDanocracy Uploaded: Mar 23, 2016 Duration: 5m14s Rating: 4.86
01:08:00 <faux> 4 dematerialised https://youtu.be/T5Wb7FpR-kk
01:08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dip It #1 : Epoxy vs Bacon Views: 304,475 Uploader: Peter Brown Uploaded: Sep 3, 2015 Duration: 5m1s Rating: 4.93
01:42:00 <amsy> Canute
03:28:00 <NickChuck> Howdy all
03:28:00 <NickChuck> Anyone alive?
03:29:00 <mirandola> hi
03:29:00 <NickChuck> What's up?
04:00:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> yoyo
04:00:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> wheres Bastardly_One?
04:01:00 <mirandola> raping ppl
04:28:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> ha ha ha
04:28:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> wat are ya, a fuckin comedian?
04:28:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> mirandola
11:47:00 <faux> goooood morning
11:47:00 <zaim> good morning to you too, faux
11:48:00 <faux> how's it goin love
11:49:00 <zaim> this love id going good. you?
11:49:00 <zaim> is*
11:49:00 <faux> im doing wellll
11:49:00 <zaim> very chipper today are we
11:49:00 <faux> its a nice a day. no uni work
11:50:00 <faux> was doing some painting
11:50:00 <zaim> the best kinda work
11:50:00 <faux> gonna have some lunch soon
11:50:00 <zaim> im gonna have some now
11:50:00 <faux> watchu makin
11:50:00 <zaim> id ask u to join, but i like to eat alone
11:50:00 <zaim> tuna sammich
11:50:00 <faux> oo
11:50:00 <zaim> my work lunch
11:50:00 <faux> what do you put in it
11:50:00 <zaim> tomatoe, onion, olive, sundried tomato
11:50:00 <faux> some people make theirs all creamy and stuff i dont like that
11:51:00 <zaim> tuna mixed in sweet chilli sauce
11:51:00 <faux> oh yum minus the sundried matos
11:51:00 <zaim> need dem sundried.
11:51:00 <faux> ohhh nah i dont like those mixed toonas
11:51:00 <faux> i prefer the plain ones in brine and i drain em and add lemon
11:51:00 <faux> mmm
11:52:00 <zaim> tasty
11:53:00 <zaim> but mines tastier
11:53:00 <faux> lol
11:53:00 <faux> look its not a competition ok
11:53:00 <zaim> u say no i say ive already won
11:53:00 <faux> i might make a bacon egg and avocado roll for lunchies
11:54:00 <faux> wanna fight m8
11:54:00 <zaim> after this sammich
11:54:00 <faux> what do you do for work
11:55:00 <zaim> telstra tech
11:55:00 <zaim> half day today tho. dentist at 2
11:55:00 <zaim> u
11:55:00 <faux> nada im unemployed
11:55:00 <faux> just study
11:55:00 <zaim> i shouldve known
11:55:00 <zaim> u fooled me
11:55:00 <faux> oh god dentist i cannot think of anything worse
11:55:00 <faux> excuse me
11:55:00 <zaim> lol
11:55:00 <faux> are you being rude
11:56:00 <zaim> im being cheeky
11:56:00 <zaim> what u studyin
11:56:00 <faux> def gonna fight u
11:56:00 <faux> BA in internet comms
11:56:00 <faux> nussink fancy
11:56:00 <zaim> what
11:56:00 <faux> communications degree
11:56:00 <zaim> v nice
11:56:00 <zaim> i get u a job at telstra then
11:57:00 <faux> doin wot
11:57:00 <zaim> altho im a contractor. so dunno
11:57:00 <faux> i wanna update their twitter feed
11:57:00 <faux> DReaM JoB
11:57:00 <zaim> telstra follow my instagram
11:57:00 <faux> lol
11:57:00 <faux> are you special or do they follow all their employees
11:58:00 <zaim> special, obviously
11:58:00 <faux> CuTe
11:58:00 <faux> show me your insta
11:58:00 <zaim> ta
11:58:00 <zaim> instagram.com/zaimc
11:58:00 <zaim> its private
11:58:00 <faux> oh
11:58:00 <faux> well no point
11:58:00 <zaim> because genitals
11:58:00 <faux> brb girls gotta tinkle
12:00:00 <faux> aaand im back
12:01:00 <faux> show me your genitals
12:01:00 <zaim> do i have to
12:01:00 <faux> also what. you almost look cute from what i can tell from the tiny pea sized pic
12:01:00 <faux> yes
12:01:00 <zaim> thats bacause i am
12:01:00 <faux> o ye
12:02:00 <faux> pics pls
12:02:00 <zaim> gawd
12:02:00 <faux> stop resisting
12:02:00 <faux> people get bashed for that shit
12:02:00 <zaim> https://www.instagram.com/p/BELWE1AAL_RscPlqLGSrC1W4QOo7PxiPIASjko0/?taken-by=zaimc
12:02:00 <zaim> thats all you're getting
12:02:00 <faux> its private you mong
12:02:00 <faux> lol
12:03:00 <zaim> works for me in incognito
12:03:00 <faux> im on me phone
12:03:00 <faux> i clicky and it says THIS ACCOUNT IS PVT
12:04:00 <zaim> well then i dunno what more i can do
12:05:00 <zaim> http://prnt.sc/b4y4on
12:05:00 <zaim> is that better
12:05:00 <faux> ok it worked when i pasted link in chrome
12:05:00 <faux> CuTe
12:05:00 <faux> def not irc spec
12:06:00 <faux> i had 0 expectations
12:06:00 <zaim> well now u know
12:06:00 <faux> tenks 4 sharing
12:06:00 <zaim> thats ok
12:06:00 <zaim> your turn now
12:07:00 <faux> no ty
12:07:00 <zaim> K
12:08:00 <faux> the most 'normal' pic i have is me drinkin coffee otherwise im pulling some stupid facr and lookin ReTaRDeD
12:09:00 <zaim> so you're asking me out for coffee is that what you're saying
12:09:00 <faux> ehat
12:09:00 <faux> no
12:09:00 <zaim> k, just checking
12:09:00 <faux> lmao
12:10:00 <zaim> :)
12:11:00 <Tim-Sim> what does ehat mean?
12:12:00 <zaim> its a mispelling of 'what'
12:13:00 <faux> k noticed
12:13:00 <faux> gosh Tim-Sim
12:13:00 <Tim-Sim> oh, I should have realised that. I am on my first coffee, brain still waking up
12:16:00 <faux> god i hate hanging washing
12:16:00 <faux> a lot
12:16:00 <faux> also theres an old lady across from my verandah who sits on hers and always looks in lol
12:17:00 <faux> aWKWaRD
12:28:00 <Tim-Sim> The Decline of Faith and Western Civilization https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TGXW6rsuxk
12:28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Decline of Faith and Western Civilization Views: 43,421 Uploader: Stefan Molyneux Uploaded: May 14, 2016 Duration: 38m23s Rating: 4.74
12:30:00 <faux> RiVeTiNG
12:34:00 <Tim-Sim> oops, wrong channel
12:37:00 <Tim-Sim> The Decline of Faith and Western Civilization https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TGXW6rsuxk
12:37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Decline of Faith and Western Civilization Views: 43,421 Uploader: Stefan Molyneux Uploaded: May 14, 2016 Duration: 38m23s Rating: 4.74
12:37:00 <faux> what.
12:37:00 <faux> r u ok m8
12:37:00 <Tim-Sim> oops, did it again, damned retarded this morning
12:37:00 <faux> ill say
12:38:00 <Tim-Sim> sorry
12:38:00 <faux> its ok just dont do it again.
12:39:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
12:39:00 <Tim-Sim> I have another channel open on another server, where people debate religion etc.
12:41:00 <faux> sounds great
12:41:00 <faux> but not reallg
12:42:00 <Doodle> reallg
12:42:00 <faux> smd
12:42:00 <Doodle> swing by
12:43:00 <faux> lol everyrime you say that i get george of the jungle vibes
12:44:00 <Doodle> its ok i only have 1 tree and its little so u dont have to watch out for it
12:44:00 <faux> lolll
12:44:00 <faux> nah i meant literally swinging into your tree housem
12:44:00 <faux> .
12:45:00 <Doodle> u can swing into me treehouse ne time luv
12:46:00 <faux> lol
12:46:00 <Doodle> i spose i'd better go and see the cunts
12:46:00 <faux> oh
12:47:00 <faux> did your agents come
12:47:00 <faux> -s
12:47:00 <Doodle> ye
12:47:00 <faux> omg
12:47:00 <faux> finally.
12:47:00 <faux> was she impressed
12:47:00 <Doodle> she didnt even want to see me torlet
12:47:00 <faux> and are they doing something about fency mcfenceington
12:47:00 <Doodle> i offered and she said it wasnt necessary
12:47:00 <Doodle> heartbroken
12:47:00 <faux> lmao
12:47:00 <faux> bitch
12:47:00 <Doodle> ye she said she has got quotes on some of it
12:48:00 <faux> mine goes into every room but is literally here for like
12:48:00 <faux> 3 minutes
12:48:00 <Doodle> and i told her me blinds are shit and ppl can see me thru the bae windoe
12:48:00 <faux> INSPECT HOW BEAUTIFUL MY STOVE IS BITCH
12:48:00 <Doodle> she wasnt here for long
12:48:00 <faux> lol
12:48:00 <Doodle> lol yeah cunts
12:48:00 <Doodle> so she left and forgot to take the maintenance list of stuff i left for her on the bench
12:50:00 <Doodle> alright going to see the spastic brigade, bblzzz o/
12:54:00 <faux> adios
13:36:00 <Floss> I have windows 10 now :/
13:48:00 <BlackDevil> so do I
13:48:00 <BlackDevil> big whoop
14:41:00 <faux> gday johnnay
14:58:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/tNVxTynX4Y0
14:58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bradley Cooper's impersonations of other actors Views: 13,649,467 Uploader: cccheckmate Uploaded: Jul 14, 2011 Duration: 5m22s Rating: 4.84
15:07:00 <johninja> heya :)
15:07:00 <johninja> what's doing?
15:10:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/-kWHMH2kxXs
15:10:00 <faux> llllol
15:10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Wheel of Impressions with Kevin Spacey Views: 27,411,865 Uploader: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Uploaded: Nov 1, 2014 Duration: 5m4s Rating: 4.96
15:10:00 <faux> nommuch
15:10:00 <faux> bummin
15:10:00 <faux> n u
15:10:00 <Doodle> hot
15:10:00 <Doodle> pix
15:10:00 <faux> shh
15:10:00 <johninja> just played some chess
15:10:00 <faux> o ye
15:11:00 <faux> did u win
15:11:00 <johninja> this little shit kept checking me all the time because he was upset, it was very annoying
15:11:00 <faux> lol
15:11:00 <johninja> but yeah i won eventually lol
15:11:00 <faux> oi do you live near dalby
15:11:00 <johninja> not really
15:11:00 <johninja> why?
15:11:00 <faux> oh
15:11:00 <faux> was watching house rules
15:11:00 <johninja> ahh yeah
15:12:00 <faux> thr country boys live there
15:12:00 <johninja> it's a bit of a bogan town lol
15:12:00 <faux> this weeks reno
15:12:00 <faux> lol
15:12:00 <johninja> nice
15:12:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ice Cube - Check Yo Self.mp3 (4.65MB 192kbps Stereo 3:23)
15:12:00 <johninja> all the bogans from here move to dalby to retire
15:12:00 <johninja> down in the big smoke m8
15:12:00 <faux> theyre adorable
15:12:00 <faux> i want to ride both
15:12:00 <faux> their horses.
15:12:00 <johninja> yeah they are pretty cool
15:12:00 <johninja> simple folk
15:12:00 <johninja> lol@that
15:13:00 <faux> lol
15:13:00 <johninja> can't read or write but can build a house from scratch
15:13:00 <faux> his mortgage is only $120k
15:13:00 <johninja> lol yeah land is pretty cheap around there
15:13:00 <faux> cant even buy a fucking toilet seat in syd with that
15:13:00 <johninja> you can get a block for 20k in tara
15:13:00 <johninja> if you want to live next to a gas feild
15:14:00 <faux> lol one of the house rules was
15:14:00 <faux> "build a porch we can have a yarn on"
15:14:00 <johninja> haha
15:14:00 <Doodle> my sis just sold her house
15:14:00 <faux> and one of thd chicks was like.. Yarn?? the boys wanna knit?
15:14:00 <faux> .
15:14:00 <johninja> oh god
15:14:00 <Doodle> 5 bedrooms swimming pool
15:14:00 <Doodle> $300k
15:14:00 <faux> o ye
15:15:00 <johninja> seems pretty cheap but i guess it depends on the area
15:15:00 <faux> mum bought her unit abot 10years ago for like $205k
15:15:00 <faux> sold it about a year n half ago for $410k
15:15:00 <johninja> nice
15:15:00 <faux> lol
15:15:00 <johninja> doubled up
15:15:00 <faux> sydney
15:16:00 <faux> ridic
15:16:00 <johninja> yeah its nuts
15:16:00 <johninja> i dunno why people want to live there so bad tbh
15:16:00 <johninja> no offence
15:16:00 <faux> same
15:16:00 <faux> that was western syd too
15:16:00 <faux> lol
15:16:00 <faux> none taken
15:17:00 <faux> not like i chose it here i like how everythig is accessible though
15:17:00 <faux> but i would live somewhere quieter if i had a choice
15:17:00 <faux> but still close to civilisation lol
15:17:00 <faux> not like in trh outback
15:17:00 <johninja> yeah
15:17:00 <johninja> thats what my new place is like
15:18:00 <faux> nice 1
15:18:00 <faux> swap ya
15:18:00 <faux> lol
15:18:00 <johninja> about 15 mintues out of town
15:18:00 <johninja> lol maybe for a holiday
15:18:00 <johninja> houseswap
15:18:00 <faux> lollll
15:18:00 <johninja> my house would be imaculate and yours would be trashed
15:18:00 <faux> only if you grow me that lychee tree
15:18:00 <johninja> :/
15:18:00 <johninja> haha ok
15:18:00 <faux> id kill u irl
15:19:00 <johninja> yeah you would
15:19:00 <faux> lol
15:19:00 <johninja> i can't make a cuppa without spilling some
15:19:00 <johninja> for the homies
15:19:00 <faux> i could tolerate mess but not dortw
15:19:00 <faux> dirtJ
15:19:00 <faux> *
15:19:00 <johninja> lol
15:19:00 <faux> cds
15:19:00 <faux> enclispenxlsnd
15:19:00 <faux> cant type
15:19:00 <johninja> joedirt
15:19:00 <Doodle> enclispenxlsnd
15:19:00 <faux> like if you leave shit lying round its diff to food in the sink and rubbish upstsirs etc
15:20:00 <faux> dont like tjat shit
15:20:00 <Doodle> what about rubbish in the sink and food upstairs
15:20:00 <johninja> hmm i just do stuff without thinking like put my shoes on the table and get distracted
15:20:00 <faux> do you wanna get bashed today Doodle
15:20:00 <johninja> that seems to upset the ladies
15:20:00 <Doodle> yes
15:20:00 <faux> yeah no ty
15:20:00 <Doodle> thats why i am about to go to bunnings at school pickup time
15:20:00 <faux> who even wears shoes when around the house
15:20:00 <faux> lol
15:20:00 <Doodle> me
15:20:00 <faux> why
15:21:00 <johninja> oh like when i'm going out or came home
15:21:00 <Doodle> cos i go out
15:21:00 <Doodle> a lot
15:21:00 <johninja> Doodle is a man of action
15:21:00 <faux> dont you tskr them off when you get home
15:21:00 <Doodle> nah just at night
15:21:00 <faux> fuck hw annoying
15:21:00 <johninja> yeah i take them off and then i'm like "oooh shiny" and put them on the table
15:21:00 <Doodle> its not annoying
15:21:00 <Doodle> my shoes are comfy
15:21:00 <faux> lmao
15:21:00 <johninja> well it happened a couple of times
15:22:00 <faux> i onlt wear me fongs when i go downstairs to get yhe mail or tske me rubbish down
15:22:00 <faux> when im insidr im barefoot
15:22:00 <johninja> yeah i don't wear shoes at all here
15:22:00 <Doodle> ye i live in the antarctic
15:22:00 <johninja> or pants
15:22:00 <faux> pix
15:23:00 <faux> 5 mins ago it was 2:30
15:23:00 <faux> now its almost 3:30
15:23:00 <faux> wtf happened
15:27:00 <zaim> 1 hour thats what happened
15:28:00 <johninja> http://static5.techinsider.io/image/572bb12e52bcd026008c132a/an-inventor-created-this-real-life-melting-dali-clock-as-a-tribute-to-the-artist.jpg
15:28:00 <faux> listen bud
15:28:00 <faux> fight ya
15:29:00 <faux> awesome john
15:29:00 <faux> i love dali
15:29:00 <johninja> yeh he's rad
15:31:00 <johninja> the one of the train station is my fave
15:31:00 <johninja> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/17/cf/74/17cf74443d2bc4c1c19eadaadd57f164.jpg
15:32:00 <faux> you know he designed the xlchupa chup wrapper
15:32:00 <faux> chuppa*
15:33:00 <johninja> oh yeah i remember you sayin now
15:33:00 <faux> oui
15:41:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8
15:41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegans - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 35 Views: 149,584 Uploader: AwakenWithJP Uploaded: May 16, 2016 Duration: 3m4s Rating: 4.74
16:47:00 <Doodle> EXACTEMENTE MON GENERALE
16:48:00 <Doodle> who's dali
16:51:00 <johninja> a spanish painter
16:51:00 <johninja> very ecentric
16:52:00 <Doodle> u mean salvador dali, the surrealist?
16:52:00 <johninja> "and now i'm going up to my room to masterbate if you would like to come watch"
16:52:00 <johninja> yes
16:52:00 <Doodle> never heard of him
16:52:00 <johninja> ic
16:52:00 <Doodle> the dude who painted the persistence of memory?
16:53:00 <Doodle> and did the tall elephants and the photo with everything in the air?
16:54:00 <johninja> yeah that one
16:55:00 <Doodle> doesn't ring a bell
16:55:00 <johninja> there is some pretty insane aussie art from the 1920s at the national gallery
16:55:00 <johninja> never really thought people were like that before lsd
16:55:00 <johninja> not here anyway
17:05:00 <Doodle> ye they just didnt let on
17:31:00 <robot> dont u hate it when u go to pee n it comes out a different direction to what u thought
17:39:00 <robot> faux u know what im talkin bout
18:05:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> hi Lumeah
18:16:00 <Lumeah> hi hun
18:16:00 <johninja> hi
18:16:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> what up homie
18:17:00 <faux> fucking fuck. i just saw the biggest huntsmen on earth on my verandah and now i just feel itchy
18:17:00 <faux> CAN YOU STOP INVADING MY PERSONAL BUBBLE STUPID SPIDER CUNT
18:17:00 <faux> tysm
18:18:00 <johninja> naw
18:18:00 <johninja> spider bro is just looking for some tasty insects for dinner
18:18:00 <Lumeah> n to crawl on your face at night while u sleep
18:19:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> n inside your mouth
18:20:00 <faux> watch yourself cunts
18:20:00 <johninja> you aren't supposed to eat them
18:20:00 <faux> ill stab you all
18:21:00 <faux> gross
18:21:00 <robot> faux
18:21:00 <robot> no.
18:21:00 <faux> kk
18:21:00 <faux> ok *
18:24:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> omg
18:24:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> game of thrones
18:24:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> whose watched the latest ep??
18:25:00 <faux> me
18:25:00 <faux> she dies
18:25:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> who dies?
18:26:00 <faux> you know
18:29:00 <johninja> http://imgur.com/i5c2TvH
18:31:00 <faux> lol
18:31:00 <faux> morose child
18:34:00 <robot> lol
18:35:00 <robot> today i overheard someone say thankyou so much
18:35:00 <robot> i was like
18:35:00 <robot> faux.
18:37:00 <faux> you should give me a dollar for every time something reminds you of me each day
18:38:00 <faux> id make at least $5 a day
18:38:00 <faux> god dammit
18:39:00 <faux> speaking of chocolate
18:39:00 <faux> i need to poop
18:39:00 <faux> brb
18:39:00 <robot> chocolate factory
18:39:00 <robot> faux n the chocolate factory
18:39:00 <robot> lollll
18:43:00 <robot> i can't eat the last bite it's so sweet.
18:48:00 <johninja> you are gross robot
18:48:00 <johninja> eating poop man?
18:48:00 <johninja> is this what your life has become?
18:48:00 <robot> :P
18:49:00 <johninja> oh rite
18:50:00 <robot> ow
18:51:00 <dematerialised> good afternoon faggots
18:51:00 <Serenity> Fuck off dematerialised
18:51:00 <Serenity> oh sorry i got you confused with fennec fox
18:51:00 <johninja> lol
18:51:00 <johninja> easy mistake to make
18:51:00 <dematerialised> i will rip off your skull and fuck your carotid artery
18:51:00 <johninja> jks jks
18:52:00 <Serenity> I will pull your toes off and feed them to the crows
18:52:00 <johninja> a murder of crows
18:53:00 <robot> i'll pull down my pants and shit in both ur cereals
18:53:00 <Serenity> I will peel your skin off with a potato peeler and crackle it for tacos
18:54:00 <Serenity> then feed it to fatty amelia
18:54:00 <faux> stop it im about to eat
18:54:00 <faux> :'(
18:54:00 <dematerialised> i had the best servo sausage roll on the way home from work today
18:54:00 <robot> ok we'll stop talking about amelia
18:54:00 <robot> HAR HAR
18:54:00 <dematerialised> i was shocked
18:54:00 <Serenity> i will give my fucking soul for a good sausageroll right now
18:55:00 <robot> Serenity u may have a lettuce
18:55:00 <Serenity> :(
18:55:00 <dematerialised> its home-made style, complete with puff pastry falling off when you bite it
18:55:00 <dematerialised> and i swear it ahs actual sausages in it
18:55:00 <dematerialised> soooooo goo
18:55:00 <dematerialised> d
18:55:00 <Serenity> did it make your lips all greasy and delicious
18:55:00 <dematerialised> yes
18:55:00 <Serenity> :(((
18:55:00 <johninja> http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-31604026
18:56:00 <dematerialised> also my rent agent is trying to make me pay my rent via some online thing now
18:56:00 <dematerialised> im going to tell them to stick it up their ass
18:57:00 <Serenity> we just do a bank deposit
18:57:00 <robot> dematerialised tell them i said to 'suck my cock, faggot'
18:57:00 <robot> they'll know what that means
18:57:00 <johninja> "who's robot?"
18:57:00 <dematerialised> and last but not least, the presentation of tonight's nachos is sub-par
18:57:00 <faux> ehy wouldnt you wanna do it online
18:57:00 <dematerialised> but still awesome
18:58:00 <dematerialised> faux: DEFT is notorious for charging extra fees and not honouring direct debit agreements
18:58:00 <faux> who is deft
18:58:00 <dematerialised> online rent collection agency run by macquarie bank
18:58:00 <dematerialised> i.e a bunch of dodgy fucks
18:58:00 <faux> Department of Every Fucking Thing
18:58:00 <faux> oh
18:58:00 <faux> i was close
18:58:00 <dematerialised> imdeed
18:59:00 <faux> mine comes out auto i dont even think about it
18:59:00 <faux> Phew
18:59:00 <dematerialised> yeah i pay mine direct to the agent via direct deposit
18:59:00 <dematerialised> i want to keep it that way
18:59:00 <dematerialised> so i can control which accounts it comes out of
18:59:00 <faux> ah ye
18:59:00 <robot> im pretty good at poon ay
19:00:00 <faux> .
19:00:00 <johninja> yeh fuck the overdrawn fees etc
19:00:00 <faux> FUCK THE SYSTEM MAN
19:00:00 <johninja> yeah mannnn
19:00:00 <faux> we need a google bot in here
19:00:00 <robot> yeh
19:01:00 <robot> then when i mistakenly type my searches in here it'll work
19:01:00 <dematerialised> must be the time of year for business to try and fuck me over financially though
19:01:00 <faux> dematerialised
19:01:00 <faux> can u mske me a google bot
19:01:00 <dematerialised> bank said i was overdue on my credit card, im like, i pay 3x my minimum payment each week you cunts
19:01:00 <faux> ill give u a dollar
19:01:00 <dematerialised> no faux
19:01:00 <faux> robot owes me $
19:01:00 <faux> 5
19:01:00 <faux> oh
19:01:00 <faux> y not
19:01:00 <robot> $3
19:01:00 <faux> STOP RIPPINGME OFF ROBOT
19:01:00 <johninja> treefiddy
19:01:00 <robot> ripbot
19:02:00 <johninja> lol
19:02:00 <faux> i will swift kick u into space
19:02:00 <robot> i will give u a piece of choc bavarian
19:02:00 <johninja> well it was $3 but by the time he charges account keeping fees you now owe him $7
19:02:00 <faux> lmao
19:02:00 <faux> god dammit
19:02:00 <faux> make me a google bot
19:03:00 <faux> idk anyone else whos smart in here
19:03:00 <faux> lol that came out ruder than i intended
19:03:00 <dematerialised> does that mean i am smart?
19:03:00 <robot> yeh considering i develop software professionally
19:03:00 <robot> lol
19:03:00 <faux> Yes
19:03:00 <dematerialised> WOOHOO!
19:03:00 <johninja> i'm just an old fashioned street cop
19:04:00 <faux> make me one then robot and you can keep your $5
19:04:00 <faux> i just poop all day
19:04:00 <faux> im a genius
19:04:00 <faux> clearly.
19:04:00 <faux> and stay out
19:04:00 <johninja> it's a tough job but someone has to do it
19:04:00 <dematerialised> really johninja, a "tough job"
19:05:00 <dematerialised> it's a SHIT job
19:05:00 <dematerialised> god dammit
19:05:00 <faux> he he
19:05:00 <faux> good 1
19:05:00 <johninja> hah
19:05:00 <faux> see youre a genius now make me a bot
19:05:00 <johninja> why nnot just find a bot in another room and invite it here
19:05:00 <faux> are there google bots
19:05:00 <robot> i'm a bot u cn ask me and ill google for u
19:06:00 <johninja> i have seen such things
19:06:00 <faux> wait idk if we're even allowed bots like thst in here cos dumbasses will abuse it
19:06:00 <robot> just kiddin PSYCH
19:06:00 <faux> nvm
19:06:00 <Clarkson> what the fuck is goony goo goo?
19:06:00 <faux> lmao
19:06:00 <johninja> lol
19:07:00 <faux> bless clarky
19:07:00 <Clarkson> who the fuck is that cunt
19:07:00 <faux> ITS YOU CLARKSON
19:07:00 <Clarkson> i have!!! and fuck that beats the purpose of having cones in the first place
19:07:00 <johninja> so zen Clarkson
19:07:00 <Clarkson> chasing these stupi fuckin idiots
19:07:00 <faux> lmao
19:07:00 <faux> not lying when i say ive had more entertaining convos with clarkson than some people in here
19:07:00 <Clarkson> oh bullshit that little cunt has had coke ... unless coca cola
19:07:00 <faux> oh
19:08:00 <dematerialised> yeah, fucken little cunts
19:08:00 <Clarkson> stay in india black eyed black troll beehhh, i fucked bitches like you plenty, same as any slut
19:09:00 <faux> bloody ruthless today
19:09:00 <dematerialised> stone the flamin crows
19:09:00 <faux> get a dog up ya clarky
19:09:00 <Clarkson> rubberneckin shit kicker he is
19:09:00 <johninja> strewth
19:09:00 <dematerialised> damn bunch of galahs you lot
19:10:00 <faux> ye
19:10:00 <faux> straya.
19:10:00 <dematerialised> fucken straya cunnnnnnnnnnnnnnt aye
19:11:00 <robot> when u wanna make a google bot but ur too busy watchin mighty ducks
19:15:00 <dematerialised> mmmm that feeling of satisfaction that only nachos can provide
19:15:00 <faux> my sissy went to the wiggles concert todsy
19:16:00 <faux> lol
19:16:00 <faux> or as she calls em the wiggools
19:16:00 <robot> lol
19:16:00 <robot> where?
19:16:00 <faux> here
19:16:00 <robot> o yeh
19:16:00 <robot> i heard they r doin dreamworld soon
19:16:00 <faux> was at a league's club here
19:17:00 <robot> rad
19:17:00 <robot> i farted
19:17:00 <faux> ok
19:17:00 <johninja> in 2012, a Chicago man bought a car for $600, registered it in his ex-girlfriend’s name, then parked it O'Hare airport and racked up 678 parking tickets totaling $105,761.80.
19:17:00 <robot> played a tune out me arse tuba
19:22:00 <faux> lmao
19:22:00 <faux> hes not angry at her at all.
19:22:00 <faux> how can you just register it in someone elses name though dont you need ID
19:22:00 <faux> WeiRD
19:22:00 <johninja> yeah thats what i was thinking too
19:23:00 <johninja> apparently you can just do it in illanois
19:23:00 <faux> interesting
19:23:00 <johninja> or whatever that fucking word is
19:23:00 <faux> murica
19:23:00 <faux> Illinois
19:23:00 <johninja> lol
19:23:00 <faux> k dinner time
19:23:00 <faux> bbs
19:23:00 <johninja> kk
19:23:00 <johninja> on a muthafukin boat
19:25:00 <robot> n then colours went home with 3 girls it was great
19:25:00 <couleurs> agreed.
19:28:00 <robot> n then amelia went home with 3 girls it was great
19:28:00 <couleurs> whoa.
19:28:00 <amelia> we got burritos but den i stole der burritos n kicked dem out
19:28:00 <amelia> pretty gr8 night thnx
19:28:00 <robot> nice
19:29:00 <robot> n she looked to the heavens, said a little chant and the burritos just up n absorbed right into her body she didnt even eat them
19:30:00 <couleurs> nice.
19:30:00 <amelia> you callin me fat
19:31:00 <couleurs> ;)
19:32:00 <robot> na
19:32:00 <robot> u not
19:32:00 <johninja> [19:25] <robot> amelia is fat
19:33:00 <robot> that's a filthy lie
19:33:00 <johninja> tehehehe
19:33:00 <couleurs> :p
19:33:00 <couleurs> <robot> i like robot men
19:33:00 <amelia> i believe you johninja cos one time i said "hope you had a nice day wobot" and he said fuck off you stupid fat cword
19:33:00 <johninja> woah
19:33:00 <johninja> he must have had a bad day
19:33:00 <amelia> I know
19:33:00 <robot> that's a filthy lie too
19:34:00 <couleurs> :o
19:34:00 <robot> amelia has a reputation of bein a liar tho
19:34:00 <johninja> she is just liberal with the truth
19:34:00 <amelia> I was jus bein my usual nice self, i didn't deserve that from him
19:35:00 <johninja> he only does it because he loves you
19:35:00 <robot> amelia you are usually horrible
19:35:00 <amelia> see, here he goes again
19:36:00 <johninja> he's always like this when he gets a few beers in him
19:36:00 <johninja> just flys right off the deep end
19:37:00 <amelia> liquid confidence
19:37:00 <robot> i don't even drink
19:37:00 <johninja> the first step is admitting you have a problem mate
19:37:00 <amelia> youre nothing but a drunk
19:38:00 <robot> k
19:38:00 <johninja> woah
19:38:00 <amelia> ok gud dats 1 less drunk in the channel
19:38:00 <johninja> lol wb
19:38:00 <robot> hiiiii
19:38:00 <amelia> i hope you have sobered up
19:38:00 <couleurs> wow.
19:39:00 <robot> amelia i can honestly say that i am currently at 0% alcohol
19:39:00 <stompin> bewbies
19:39:00 <robot> i was before, too, but i am now
19:39:00 <johninja> i was just joshing m8
19:39:00 <robot> :P
19:40:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/mGADAj4
19:40:00 <robot> dont open amelias links
19:40:00 <robot> they almost always viruses
19:40:00 <johninja> lol
19:40:00 <robot> whats this 'imgur' site, dodgy
19:40:00 <couleurs> yeh or tacos
19:40:00 <johninja> yes she is trying to put her trojan in my backdoor
19:40:00 <amelia> its usually always food
19:40:00 <amelia> or uhhh I've mcfallen
19:40:00 <robot> usually or always which is it huh
19:41:00 <dematerialised> hello @ amelia
19:41:00 <stompin> foood
19:41:00 <amelia> hai @ chu demat
19:42:00 <robot> na
19:42:00 <robot> amelia is ok
19:43:00 <johninja> youve been struck by a smooth criminal
19:45:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GIEHPGj9sI
19:45:00 <couleurs> lmao
19:45:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Chan Ho Park answers his critics Views: 1,354,282 Uploader: jet8094 Uploaded: Apr 10, 2010 Duration: 0m58s Rating: 4.90
19:50:00 <Doodle> mmm
19:50:00 <Doodle> shawklet
19:51:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> sup amelia
19:51:00 <amelia> wot up loopy
19:52:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> just got home from work bout to eat dinner yaself
19:52:00 <amelia> did you look @ house
19:53:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> yeah nah they already had an application in for it which they accepted
19:53:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> so find another one now
19:54:00 <amelia> boo
19:56:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tLyn1R0eR8
19:56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: m.i.a. - paper fucks Views: 143,853 Uploader: kmlkmljkl Uploaded: May 15, 2016 Duration: 0m6s Rating: 4.94
19:56:00 <couleurs> hahahahahhaha
19:56:00 <dematerialised> lol
20:05:00 <johninja> lol
20:05:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/z1O4jvJ.jpg
20:06:00 <couleurs> RiP
20:25:00 <couleurs> n e other goss?
20:26:00 <stompin> i fucked ya mum
20:26:00 <couleurs> How Rude.
20:30:00 <dematerialised> very rude
20:41:00 <stompin> couleurs ya mum loved it
20:41:00 <couleurs> Wow.
20:41:00 <dematerialised> wow
20:44:00 <stompin> just like faux loves my candy cane tasting dick
20:44:00 <dematerialised> haha is that your fantasy?
20:44:00 <stompin> nar its hers
20:44:00 <dematerialised> i am not convinced that is the truth
20:44:00 <dematerialised> at all
20:44:00 <stompin> faux will confirm it
20:44:00 <dematerialised> are you teasing her because you are in love with her
20:44:00 <dematerialised> that is rather cute
20:44:00 <faux> lol stompin still going
20:44:00 <faux> so boring
20:45:00 <dematerialised> i used to do that in kindy to my crush
20:45:00 <dematerialised> i used to pull her hair because i thought she was cute
20:45:00 <stompin> lol
20:45:00 <couleurs> :)
20:45:00 <stompin> kinky kindy kid
20:46:00 <amelia> Dylan Kennedy used to touch knees wif me on the floor when it was story time
20:46:00 <amelia> fuck off Dylan you fuck
20:46:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
20:46:00 <TheRiddler> dylan's on the terrace
20:46:00 <amelia> hai asheh
20:46:00 <amelia> did you have a primary school crush
20:47:00 <TheRiddler> yes
20:47:00 <amelia> if so, how did you let her know you was CRuSHiNG on her
20:47:00 <TheRiddler> 1 in year 1
20:47:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/YPjN8ba.jpg
20:47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:48:00 <TheRiddler> I was so young I told her we'd go on a trip in rocket ship :P
20:48:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
20:48:00 <TheRiddler> then she left the next year
20:49:00 <amelia> smooth talker
20:49:00 <TheRiddler> I dont even remember her name
20:49:00 <dematerialised> i had a girl ask me out in year 10 and i said no
20:49:00 <dematerialised> i am an idiot
20:49:00 <amelia> why say no
20:50:00 <Doodle> cos he likes men
20:50:00 <TheRiddler> then I had a crush on a girl called shannon from years 2-6
20:50:00 <TheRiddler> I told her once I had a dream with her and I fucking or in my words "having sex"
20:50:00 <amelia> ...
20:51:00 <amelia> jeezus
20:51:00 <Doodle> bet that went down well
20:51:00 <TheRiddler> lol she just laughed
20:51:00 <Doodle> ye
20:51:00 <Doodle> thats what i meant
20:51:00 <TheRiddler> only 8 at the time I think
20:52:00 <TheRiddler> the highschool crush I said nothing too
20:52:00 <TheRiddler> -o
20:52:00 <Doodle> ye fuck that bitch
20:52:00 <Clarkson> Lol john she'll shit on your face
20:52:00 <TheRiddler> and that was it
20:52:00 <TheRiddler> who will clarky
20:52:00 <Clarkson> yeah true some beef jerky is pretty shit
20:53:00 <TheRiddler> the jacks brand
20:53:00 <Doodle> jeef berky
20:53:00 <dematerialised> [18:50:00] <amelia> why say no <- i don't remember why, but i saw her on fb through a mutual friend not long ago
20:53:00 <dematerialised> it was the wrong choice
20:53:00 <dematerialised> she is now hottttttt
20:53:00 <amelia> ahahah suckah
20:53:00 <amelia> I wonder if she feels the same
20:53:00 <Doodle> we used to make fun of this girl in high school cos she had bung eyes
20:53:00 <Doodle> now she is my sisters friend and she is hot as
20:53:00 <amelia> awww
20:54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:54:00 <TheRiddler> I dont remember any girls that were ugly as kids
20:54:00 <TheRiddler> I can probably show you my highschool crush lol
20:54:00 <amelia> show
20:55:00 <Doodle> do u sit outside her house
20:55:00 <Doodle> putting things in ur knob
20:55:00 <dematerialised> lol
20:55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:55:00 <TheRiddler> no
20:55:00 <Doodle> what its a reasonable question
20:55:00 <Doodle> oh ok
20:55:00 <TheRiddler> she lives in perth
20:55:00 <Doodle> just checking
20:56:00 <Doodle> i dunno where my exes live
20:56:00 <Doodle> win
20:56:00 <Doodle> with a bit of luck some of them won't even be living
20:57:00 <couleurs> How Rude.
20:57:00 <amelia> my ex since i was about 18 msgs me every yr for my bday
20:57:00 <Doodle> no i didnt go out with michelle tanner
20:57:00 <couleurs> dammit
20:57:00 <Doodle> ew
20:57:00 <Doodle> my ex used to do that
20:57:00 <Doodle> til i replied with 'who is this?'
20:58:00 <dematerialised> haha
20:58:00 <dematerialised> nice 1
20:58:00 <dematerialised> nobody messages me for my birthday
20:58:00 <amelia> it is a bit odd
20:58:00 <Doodle> same dematerialised
20:58:00 <dematerialised> i spend it alone masturbating to chinese porn
20:58:00 <Clarkson> Espexially that faggot from packed to the rafters on channel ten
20:58:00 <Doodle> omg
20:58:00 <Doodle> same except russian
20:58:00 <dematerialised> very nice
20:59:00 <couleurs> Michelle Tanner went to tan in a tan bed but little did she know it was a cloning device...
20:59:00 <Doodle> amelia
20:59:00 <Doodle> he is only doing in the hope one year you will say COME BACK I LOVE U I AM SO STUPID ETC
20:59:00 <Doodle> instead of 'thx'
20:59:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/1794663_10151929826532793_2026355977_n.jpg?oh=e92b74e30f88074509b388dbd0c9e382&oe=57D34629
20:59:00 <amelia> he has a gf
20:59:00 <Doodle> so?
20:59:00 <TheRiddler> oh she's married now
20:59:00 <amelia> i dunno why he does it
20:59:00 <Doodle> maybe his gf is a total slagbag
20:59:00 <amelia> she is cute ash. The baby is ugly
21:00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00:00 <faux> or maybe hes just being nice lol
21:00:00 <Doodle> no
21:00:00 <Doodle> he is male
21:00:00 <couleurs> Dude, She's Not In High School Anymore
21:00:00 <dematerialised> no if a guy is paying you any attention at all
21:00:00 <Doodle> he want a fuck
21:00:00 <dematerialised> he wants to fuck you
21:00:00 <Clarkson> Adonis, lots of sluts in brisbane on pof.com
21:00:00 <Clarkson> fuck i think im pmsinh
21:00:00 <Doodle> ye
21:00:00 <faux> not everyone is anti-exs
21:00:00 <Doodle> also hi faux ;)
21:00:00 <faux> im friend with a few of mine
21:00:00 <faux> hi
21:00:00 <faux> friends*
21:00:00 <Doodle> fuuuuck that noise
21:00:00 <amelia> i would not want my bf to txt an ex gf every year for her bday
21:00:00 <Doodle> in the ass with a rusty pitchfork
21:00:00 <Doodle> wrapped in barbed wire
21:00:00 <Doodle> on fire
21:01:00 <dematerialised> i like that me and Doodle are on the same wavelength
21:01:00 <dematerialised> listen to us for we are old and wise
21:01:00 <Doodle> well, old
21:01:00 <faux> lol
21:01:00 <Doodle> my sister just called me pet
21:01:00 <Doodle> what are we 65 now
21:01:00 <dematerialised> yes
21:01:00 <Doodle> she might be
21:03:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/tfgBksg.jpg
21:03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:04:00 <Doodle> amelia when's ur bday so i can send u nides
21:04:00 <Doodle> nudes
21:04:00 <Doodle> not of me, just random icers over the years
21:04:00 <Doodle> *ircers
21:04:00 <Doodle> fucking hell
21:05:00 <Clarkson> digital text porn
21:05:00 <Doodle> yes clarky
21:05:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aYeXAPq_700b.jpg
21:05:00 <Clarkson> the female nazi uniform would be sexy
21:05:00 <couleurs> let's all exchange phone numbers and bday's so we don't feel alone ever again ok go
21:05:00 <dematerialised> i'd send amelia a nude of me just to turn her lesbian
21:05:00 <Doodle> lol
21:05:00 <amelia> ok i def do not want said nudes
21:05:00 <Doodle> oh
21:05:00 <TheRiddler> Title: "This is what a real child predator looks like"
21:05:00 <amelia> fanks for da thought tho guyZzz
21:05:00 <amelia> preciatez it
21:05:00 <Doodle> i think she must already be a lesbian dude
21:05:00 <Doodle> she diesnt want our nudes
21:05:00 <dematerialised> yeah i think so
21:05:00 <Doodle> doesnt
21:05:00 <TheRiddler> -real
21:06:00 <johninja> yeah she hasn't tried to bone me yet
21:06:00 <Doodle> fucking boxmunchers everywhere
21:06:00 <dematerialised> i mean like we are clearly the two spunkiest ircer-s around
21:06:00 <johninja> must be a fgt
21:06:00 <faux> lollll
21:06:00 <TheRiddler> she saw mine
21:06:00 <Doodle> everyone saw urs
21:06:00 <TheRiddler> maybe that's what turned her lez
21:06:00 <TheRiddler> :p
21:06:00 <amelia> alemonia
21:06:00 <dematerialised> TheRiddler is infact poderick from game of thrones
21:06:00 <couleurs> we've seen too much of you Tiggier
21:06:00 <amelia> i luff pod!!!!!!
21:07:00 <dematerialised> see
21:07:00 <Doodle> god
21:07:00 <TheRiddler> he's does remind me of myself
21:07:00 <dematerialised> case in point
21:07:00 <amelia> ash is def not pod
21:07:00 <Doodle> does anyone not watch game of thrones
21:07:00 <TheRiddler> aww
21:07:00 <amelia> he is nothing like pod
21:07:00 <couleurs> me
21:07:00 <Doodle> glory be
21:07:00 <amelia> does pod shove items down his dickhole?
21:07:00 <dematerialised> yes
21:07:00 <amelia> I must have missed that ep
21:07:00 <TheRiddler> he's got that shy thing going on
21:07:00 <johninja> i think he does in the directors cut
21:07:00 <TheRiddler> and nervous bit
21:07:00 <couleurs> i watch fresh prince of bel air instead
21:07:00 <Doodle> yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
21:07:00 <amelia> how are you shy ash
21:08:00 <couleurs> :))))))
21:08:00 <amelia> you show vids n pics of you with your dick out
21:08:00 <amelia> and other things
21:08:00 <johninja> he's a weird mix of introvert an exhibitionist
21:08:00 <amelia> i don't think you're that shy?
21:08:00 <Doodle> exhibitiovert
21:08:00 <johninja> lol
21:08:00 <amelia> HAHA stompin
21:08:00 <TheRiddler> wait is pod the companion on the female knight?
21:08:00 <stompin> :D
21:08:00 <amelia> yes
21:08:00 <stompin> do u like a good wind mill amelia
21:09:00 <amelia> I wouldn't say no to one
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> in person I'm quiet
21:09:00 <stompin> nicee.
21:09:00 <Doodle> dutch stylez, right near her tulips?
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> to new ppl
21:09:00 <amelia> online you are a sexual beast
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> yes:p
21:09:00 <amelia> rawrrrrrrrrrrr
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> it's the quiet 1s you watch out for lol
21:09:00 <Doodle> alright my humour is wasted here i'm going to shower off the stench of irc
21:10:00 <amelia> yes i am well aware you are a perve/creep ash
21:10:00 <amelia> haha
21:10:00 <couleurs> Windmills. Tulips. Holland. F1.
21:10:00 <Doodle> fucking
21:10:00 <Doodle> dont talk to me about that clog wearing CUNT
21:11:00 <couleurs> :p
21:11:00 <Doodle> verstappen all over everyone on me way 2 the top
21:12:00 <stompin> see hamilton and nico are at war now
21:13:00 <TheRiddler> get your knees flexing and your arms t-rexing
21:13:00 <Doodle> thx nicky
21:13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:13:00 <Doodle> good song tho
21:13:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0
21:13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Creep (feat. Nicki Minaj & John Waters) Views: 93,065,315 Uploader: thelonelyisland Uploaded: Jan 30, 2011 Duration: 2m45s Rating: 4.84
21:13:00 <British^Meat> https://youtu.be/7rwc3VGvlRY
21:14:00 <faux> British Bread
21:14:00 <MrMark> boooo!
21:15:00 <MrMark> are we all sober and clothed and behaving?
21:15:00 <Doodle> nope
21:15:00 <Doodle> i nuded up for the finland song
21:16:00 <MrMark> sounds noice
21:16:00 <Doodle> nah, its absolutely revolting
21:18:00 <British^Meat> hah
21:19:00 <Serenity> goddd i hate ikea
21:19:00 <amelia> werd
21:19:00 <amelia> the japanese place next to it is joy tho
21:19:00 <Serenity> gotta walk through the entire shop just getting 1 thing
21:19:00 <Serenity> that sushi wawa or whatever it is?
21:20:00 <amelia> blow ikea up
21:21:00 <amelia> I shall assist you but really i will jus blame you
21:21:00 <amelia> yah i think its calles that
21:21:00 <Serenity> i just wanted 15 hotdogs
21:22:00 <couleurs> Figures...
21:23:00 <faux> figureskate
21:24:00 <Serenity> dear trolls pls paste to mayo Serenity said she wanted 2 eet hotdawgz
21:25:00 <amelia> I wills when he finish ps4'ing dw
21:25:00 <Serenity> phew
21:26:00 <couleurs> FiFa!!!!!!!!!
21:29:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/S2CTRbd.gifv
21:30:00 <amelia> well otay thats odd
21:30:00 <johninja> just a bit lol
21:30:00 <johninja> licking some pussy
21:31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:31:00 <couleurs> what the!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:34:00 <amelia> outrageous!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:36:00 <couleurs> Get Out of Cat Town!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:37:00 <TheRiddler> my youngest sister is on a cruise
21:38:00 <johninja> #TheRiddlerSisterFacts
21:39:00 <johninja> where aboots?
21:39:00 <TheRiddler> just about 4days around indonesia I think
21:39:00 <couleurs> BiKiNi PiCs InCoMiNg
21:40:00 <TheRiddler> it's their first time so they wanted a short trip
21:40:00 <TheRiddler> to see how they go
21:40:00 <johninja> Yes, good plan
21:48:00 <faux> is that the sister with the nice boobs
21:51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:51:00 <TheRiddler> no
21:55:00 <Serenity> god how good is lamb
21:55:00 <partay> Lamb is good
21:56:00 <Serenity> its perfection
22:00:00 <partay> yes it is
22:00:00 <faux> stop eating food how dare you Nourish your boday
22:07:00 <Serenity> yeah faux im out of control i best talk to my support network so they can help me stop eating
22:09:00 <johninja> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13226758_10150681998874949_3076172599398785160_n.jpg?oh=cd82a2177d8134934478a26fd4bb98d9&oe=57A24508
22:11:00 <faux> lol sez
22:11:00 <faux> ffs
22:11:00 <faux> guise
22:11:00 <faux> ive been screaming watching this video for the past 10 minutes
22:11:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1073314742690868&id=217254191630265
22:11:00 <faux> please watch tysm
22:11:00 <TheRiddler> I want to get mexican
22:12:00 <TheRiddler> but I dont have anyone to go with :(
22:13:00 <faux> what about your bro
22:13:00 <Klutch> not very nice :(
22:13:00 <TheRiddler> run little goat faux is going to eat you :P
22:14:00 <TheRiddler> rather go with someone else
22:14:00 <faux> o ye
22:14:00 <faux> take amelia
22:15:00 <faux> i hear she puts out
22:15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:16:00 <Serenity> amelia is fat she will cost too much to feed
22:16:00 <TheRiddler> amexician
22:16:00 <faux> amexicunt
22:16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:17:00 <amelia> will you buy me a burrito ash
22:17:00 <amelia> will you buy me 3x burritos
22:17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:17:00 <TheRiddler> ok
22:18:00 <faux> ehe
22:18:00 <TheRiddler> they have a roast pumpkin burrito at the resturant here
22:18:00 <amelia> yummmm
22:19:00 <faux> we're gonna start having to call u guys TheAmedler
22:19:00 <faux> no wait thats gay TheRiddlia
22:19:00 <Clarkson> one of the only sick cunts on here
22:19:00 <faux> much better
22:19:00 <TheRiddler> Ariddlia
22:19:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:20:00 <amelia> i found old msgs with ex "I'm sorry for calling you pathetic and a piece of shit"
22:20:00 <TheRiddler> sounds arab
22:20:00 <amelia> "ok thanks and im sorry for calling you a fucking idiot again"
22:20:00 <Clarkson> maybe some sex
22:20:00 <TheRiddler> lol clarky
22:20:00 <Clarkson> now that you mention it though, I have a lot of fucking versions of this song
22:21:00 <TheRiddler> taylor swift clarky?
22:21:00 <Clarkson> every one fuck off
22:21:00 <faux> dont be rude Clarkson
22:21:00 <Clarkson> u like semen Miz-Henleyz ?
22:21:00 <faux> eheeeeee johns quit
22:21:00 <faux> CuTe
22:22:00 <amelia> OCTOPUS
22:22:00 <faux> lolll
22:22:00 <faux> i like that it actually has 8 TeNTiCLeS
22:22:00 <faux> i counted.
22:23:00 <TheRiddler> what was last said?
22:23:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujac8wi39vw
22:23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Taylor Swift - I Knew You Were Trouble Goat Edition Views: 1,526,800 Uploader: TwoMagiicGamers Uploaded: Feb 25, 2013 Duration: 0m25s Rating: 4.85
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> lol sezz
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think anime is the cause of that
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> ohh btw
22:51:00 <Serenity> you're right shes just demented
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> get her to watch the studio ghibi movies
22:52:00 <TheRiddler> like howls moving castle and spirited away
22:52:00 <Serenity> i do not know what any of these things are lol
22:52:00 <Klutch> my ex made me watch those over and over
22:52:00 <Klutch> its fucking terrible
22:52:00 <Klutch> dont watch them
22:52:00 <TheRiddler> they're movies created by a studio in japan
22:53:00 <TheRiddler> they colab with disney for localization and english audio
22:53:00 <Serenity> ohh
22:53:00 <TheRiddler> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Studio_Ghibli
22:54:00 <TheRiddler> amsy swears by them
22:54:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:56:00 <Klutch> Terrible taste, then
22:59:00 <faux> dont u talk about me bb like that i will kick your head off your neck
23:00:00 <Klutch> wat
23:01:00 <faux> u heard
23:06:00 <xm> n if u talk back faux ill stretch your underpants over ur head n hang you from the schoolbag hookers
23:06:00 <xm> to faux*
23:06:00 <TheRiddler> Klutch dont like anything that's not drugs
23:06:00 <faux> hehe
23:06:00 <faux> ily xm
23:06:00 <faux> bfam represent
23:09:00 <Klutch> sure i do
23:09:00 <Klutch> i like raves
23:09:00 <Klutch> and clubbing
23:09:00 <Klutch> they aren't drugs.
23:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freals
23:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks too
23:10:00 <TheRiddler> poops n ferals
23:10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:10:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
23:11:00 <GoldSpade> that seven switch show is the dumbest soap opera ever
23:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai riddler
23:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the fuck is goldspade doing ere - everyone should ignore that cunt!
23:14:00 <GoldSpade> you just dont want me to bring up your shady past katatonic_kate01!
23:14:00 <GoldSpade> you dont want that alright
23:15:00 <GoldSpade> you just block it out
23:15:00 <GoldSpade> but its all there
23:16:00 <GoldSpade> 15 years ago
23:16:00 <TheRiddler> stfu GoldSpade
23:17:00 <GoldSpade> ok
23:17:00 <GoldSpade> all said
23:17:00 <Snaps> hnnnggg
23:17:00 <TheRiddler> I'm off to bed
23:17:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
23:18:00 <GoldSpade> what a dickhead ay
23:21:00 <Snaps> oaf
23:22:00 <Snaps> if a spade is made from gold, what good would that spade be in finding gold?
23:37:00 <GoldSpade> a gold digger needs a spade...spade and all
23:37:00 <GoldSpade> Snaps
23:38:00 <GoldSpade> Donald Trumps 25 yr old wife has one
23:38:00 <GoldSpade> or however young she is
23:39:00 <GoldSpade> melaina her name is
23:40:00 <GoldSpade> shes 45 and he is 69
23:54:00 <faux> vital info
23:54:00 <dematerialised> faux can you come tuck me in please
23:55:00 <faux> no do i look like your mother
23:55:00 <dematerialised> no you're much more attractive
23:56:00 <faux> phew
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:58:00 <Serenity> PRINCE HAIRY
23:58:00 <dave> *sigh*
23:58:00 <dave> what ever happened to #melbourne having over 1k users in here ? :)
23:59:00 <dave> perhaps it is the quality of conversation?
23:59:00 <dave> more so the rise of social media...
23:59:00 <dave> but fuck me, been in here over half an hour and the quality of conversation is shit. :)
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