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00:00 <faux> ok
00:00 <dematerialised> lil niggas
01:00 <faux> sent u me boo 
01:00 <faux> boob
01:00 <faux> now make me tea
01:00 <dematerialised> i'll make you tea if you make my bed
01:00 <Student> :)
02:00 <couleurs> Nearly Bedtime.......
02:00 <m8> its 12:02am
03:00 <m8> hows that bedtime ?
03:00 <m8> if anything its like lunch
03:00 <Doodle> u sent me nussing
03:00 <dematerialised> it was a con, she just wants tea
03:00 <Doodle> ye or someone got boobs
03:00 <johninja> Doggy
04:00 <johninja> lol
04:00 <Doodle> lol
04:00 <Doodle> oh wait there is something coming thru
04:00 <faux> :)
05:00 <Doodle> there is a lot of static
05:00 <faux> lool
05:00 <faux> big file.
05:00 <Doodle> :o
05:00 <dematerialised> hehe, big
05:00 <Doodle> hngggggggggg
05:00 <Doodle> brb making tea
05:00 <faux> woohooo
05:00 <Doodle> and sexy time
05:00 <faux> score
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <faux> teh things i do for tea.
06:00 <Doodle> lol bascuse me
06:00 <faux> YES
06:00 <Doodle> i have shown u more for less
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <faux> lollllll
07:00 <Doodle> now take one of yourself stripped naked, painted green and vacuum packed with a copy of the racing post sticking out of your bum
07:00 <faux> thats cos youre not as smart as me.
08:00 <faux> LOL
08:00 <faux> thats v specific
08:00 <Doodle> lol its from me fave tv show
08:00 <faux> where the fucks me tea
08:00 <faux> ripped off
08:00 <Doodle> lmao
08:00 <faux> got me nip out
08:00 <Doodle> hnggg
09:00 <Doodle> what about one of you just wearing a jam sandwich
13:00 <faux> WHA YOU SHUTTING THE GOD DAM HELL UP
13:00 <faux> ABOUT*
13:00 <Doodle> a honey sandwich?
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> want a shit sandwich?
18:00 <Doodle> nothx
18:00 <Doodle> getn me butt yelled at
19:00 <faux> lolllllllllllllll
21:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs0BslYv2e8
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Love Yourself Leon Views: 77 Uploader: Taylor Suggs Uploaded: May 24, 2016 Duration: 0m7s Rating: 5.00
23:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/fg0ScCl.jpg 
23:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/vE7MU8M.jpg
24:00 <dematerialised> i live for plankton
25:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdoA8Nipz7I
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Uhhh Ummmm Views: 36 Uploader: Josh Craig Uploaded: Oct 24, 2015 Duration: 0m36s Rating: 5.00
25:00 <couleurs> Tony Exposed!!!
25:00 <faux> lolllllllll johninja 
26:00 <dematerialised> https://youtu.be/KdoA8Nipz7I?t=25
26:00 <dematerialised> the best
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Uhhh Ummmm Views: 36 Uploader: Josh Craig Uploaded: Oct 24, 2015 Duration: 0m36s Rating: 5.00
33:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/Hb-lxtJNF2I
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: masterchef season 6 e14 Tommy demo Views: 6,667 Uploader: Wahid Wazir Uploaded: Aug 10, 2015 Duration: 1m0s Rating: 4.70
33:00 <couleurs> aw hell yea tommy u tell dem
33:00 <Clarkson> and fuck off with your apology PMs as well
36:00 <johninja> sorry Clarkson
36:00 <Clarkson> relax be ya faggot
12:00 <Trevor> hey son... ur a disappointment to ur parents
12:00 <Trevor> who i fucked
12:00 <Klutch> #fuckajob
12:00 <Klutch> #tmiGANG
13:00 <Klutch> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRkP-rplNjs
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Stitches - Molly Cyrus (Official Music Video) Views: 8,976,971 Uploader: stitches Uploaded: Mar 9, 2015 Duration: 2m54s Rating: 3.88
14:00 <Klutch> i just popped a molly, now im tryin to  fuck miley cyrusssssssss
14:00 <Klutch> imma put cocaine in yo ass
14:00 <Klutch> imma put my dick in yo ass
14:00 <Klutch> fuck billy ray cyrus, im yo daddy now
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> how about stop
14:00 <Klutch> if you dont like what im saying now, i dont give a fuck, coz it wont change the fact that my dick is in yo butt
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok
15:00 <Klutch> my cocaine will make you numb, so imma put it in yo ass with my thumb
15:00 <Klutch> how is this guy not the worlds best rap superstar i will never know.
15:00 <Bonny> you will give a fuck after I ban you
15:00 <Clarkson> how are u meant to find out where u are if ur dropped ona  fucking farm
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @bonny
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
15:00 <Klutch> dont hate bonny
15:00 <Klutch> stitches loves you
16:00 <Bonny> no hate at all.. not all are into the type lyrics you like to listen to!
16:00 <Klutch> im a drug dealer baby, you gawn be a drug dealers lady, cocaine makes a bitch go crazy.
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> ease up wigga
17:00 <Klutch> stitches isn't black you idiot
17:00 <Klutch> how can i be a wigga
17:00 <Klutch> he's colombian
17:00 <Klutch> if anything im a cigga
17:00 <Klutch> is that even a thing
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> too late for that aye
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn peepsn freaks
25:00 <Klutch> such a meanie
26:00 <Trevor> fite irl
26:00 <Serenity> get me a drink
26:00 <Trevor> bitch is thirsty
27:00 <Trevor> ill get u a fucking blanket
27:00 <m8> yay its time for joint
27:00 <m8> and go to the gym
27:00 <m8> 1:30am and its gym mfkn time bitchez
28:00 <m8> stanazolololololololololol
28:00 <Trevor> just fuckin relax m8
28:00 <Clarkson> I'm fucking awesome
31:00 <m8> ikr lol im fukn awesome too
12:00 <Klutch> hey guys
13:00 <Klutch> i just shaved the side of my head
13:00 <Klutch> am i punk rock yet
15:00 <m8> no
16:00 <Klutch> are you sure? :(
18:00 <m8> means ur a tard
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> kool bro now shave ur cunt
25:00 <TropicalStormJim> peter piper picked a pack of pickled cocks
27:00 <beehhh> pork
27:00 <beehhh> Im not gay but i fuck ladyboys
29:00 <beehhh> i'd let you ride my rocket intro your ass
32:00 <Klutch> i r not tard m8
33:00 <beehhh> lets go shopping at pataya ladyboy Klutch?
34:00 <beehhh> i know you greeks are always horny for fuck, every hole is a goal
36:00 <beehhh> we are gonna annihilate their arse
38:00 <beehhh> you with me or not?
43:00 <Klutch> im not greek :|
48:00 <beehhh> i got a boner now the Tim-Sim is here
53:00 <beehhh> what is love babe dont hurt me
54:00 <soil> dont hurt me
54:00 <soil> no more
54:00 <beehhh> soil spread those legs for me dear
54:00 <beehhh> flash your cock at me
54:00 <soil> i will
55:00 <soil> ill flash it
55:00 <beehhh> ohh cool
55:00 <beehhh> may i suck it?
55:00 <beehhh> i wont bite i promise
56:00 <soil> beehhh time to shut up
56:00 <soil> Serenity's pussy is not ready  yet
56:00 <m8> Klutch, yea u r
56:00 <beehhh> no ladyboys no fun
57:00 <Klutch> no im not
57:00 <Klutch> stop being mean :(
57:00 <beehhh> my best mate was local greek he passed away on meth leads to his cancer
57:00 <m8> huh
58:00 <m8> damn
58:00 <m8> greeky
58:00 <beehhh> no fun no ladyboys
58:00 <soil> meth cause cancer?
58:00 <m8> y r greeks all fat ?
58:00 <beehhh> meth is a gutter drug
58:00 <m8> and y r they tards ?
59:00 <beehhh> dont ask me ask Klutch
59:00 <m8> lolololololol
59:00 <m8> klutch ?
59:00 <m8> please son....
59:00 <beehhh> he could be mecodonian
59:00 <soil> meth is a great drug
59:00 <m8> its not srsly
59:00 <beehhh> before i met all the shemales working at stkilda was fun
00:00 <m8> its speed + iodine crystals
00:00 <beehhh> but the women in staraya in china got rid off me
00:00 <beehhh> what have i done to them or anybody?
00:00 <soil> lol
00:00 <soil> speed + iodine crystals
00:00 <m8> only when they cook it , it changes the molecular structure of thespeed
00:00 <m8> changing the mind altering effect
00:00 <m8> etc
01:00 <m8> so it fuks ur brasin out ez'er
01:00 <m8> *brain
01:00 <soil> m8 how old are u?
01:00 <beehhh> i wud rather buy a burger and a coffee instead of buying meth
01:00 <m8> if i used any more meth than i did, id have ended up a reard , completely at 21
01:00 <soil> i would rather buy meth than a burger and a coffee
01:00 <m8> beehhh, rite on
01:00 <soil> m8 ive been smoking meth since i was 16
01:00 <soil> and i have 0 problems
01:00 <m8> im 33 soon
02:00 <soil> no mental issues
02:00 <soil> no health issues
02:00 <soil> no money issues
02:00 <beehhh> http://imgur.com/7Me71KH
02:00 <m8> bs
02:00 <beehhh> same here
02:00 <soil> im on my 3rd degree at uni
02:00 <beehhh> im still alive
02:00 <soil> im not on here to find pussy
02:00 <soil> i have pleanty of it
02:00 <soil> no criminal records nothing
02:00 <soil> so ur story is bullshit
02:00 <beehhh> im looking for a shamel cock who want to smoke meth n weed with me
02:00 <soil> if u are a fuckwit u will let drugs/alcohol ruin ur life
02:00 <beehhh> she4male
02:00 <soil> ive seen alcohol destroy more lives than meth
03:00 <beehhh> alchy are worse
03:00 <beehhh> better nothing at all for me
03:00 <m8> i got my record squashed
03:00 <m8> eventually
03:00 <m8> and i got my charges i am up on dropped last week
03:00 <beehhh> everything must be taken in moderation
03:00 <beehhh> and dont to women on their period
03:00 <beehhh> talk*
03:00 <m8> was up on a few indeibtables 
03:00 <m8> or however u spell it
03:00 <beehhh> never heard that word
03:00 <soil> ah ok
03:00 <soil> well meth is good
04:00 <soil> but its not as good now as it was 10 years ago
04:00 <soil> so i dont really care about it
04:00 <m8> u think if i cook some snb meth, i can get a gf in melb ?
04:00 <soil> my gf loves it but she's young
04:00 <soil> she doesnt understand the old days
04:00 <m8> just shoot her up w/ snb meth erry nite and tell her its sharia law she has to suck my cock ?
04:00 <Clarkson> Sluttydrop how much is your cunt worth?
04:00 <soil> for kids these days
04:00 <m8> i dunno man
04:00 <soil> the meth is stronger than the pills
04:00 <m8> im still a aussie
04:00 <soil> so they love it
04:00 <m8> i want one that just sucks it
04:00 <beehhh> too many muslim women in there
04:00 <soil> why would i shoot her up?
04:00 <beehhh> im going to alberta
04:00 <soil> m8 u must be weirdo
04:00 <soil> if u cant find a girl
05:00 <m8> i got no job atm
05:00 <soil> so what
05:00 <m8> thats all
05:00 <beehhh> i know way too many asian and indian in melbourne
05:00 <m8> whats ur recommendations ?
05:00 <soil> how does that have anything to do with it?
05:00 <beehhh> alberta sud be ok
05:00 <m8> i been pissed at the ara
05:00 <m8> so i havnt asked em
05:00 <m8> i told the euro to f o also
05:00 <beehhh> mostly newly migrated to there for money
05:00 <m8> so im left w/ azn and white
06:00 <soil> white is good
06:00 <soil> i only go for whites
06:00 <m8> and the azn i dunno which one is which and the whites are all the village people
06:00 <soil> i had azn gf years ago
06:00 <soil> cool chick
06:00 <m8> im not the village people
06:00 <soil> but i dont like them
06:00 <beehhh> dont lie to me,i know you guys are hiding something from me
06:00 <m8> yra same
06:00 <soil> just could never marry a gook
06:00 <beehhh> tell me the truth
06:00 <soil> or have a half gook  baby
06:00 <soil> wouldnt make my mum happy
06:00 <m8> where should i pick up a white chick ?
06:00 <soil> i had an italian gf for 6 years my nan didnt talk to me for 8 years over that one
07:00 <m8> i got a fucked up face
07:00 <soil> clubs
07:00 <soil> online
07:00 <beehhh> from strip joint
07:00 <soil> friends
07:00 <soil> pubs
07:00 <beehhh> stripclubs
07:00 <soil> community events
07:00 <m8> i been cut open n shit
07:00 <soil> if ur not a retard u will find a woman
07:00 <soil> so what
07:00 <beehhh> stkilda streets
07:00 <m8> heh
07:00 <soil> LOL beehhh
07:00 <beehhh> whatelse bra
07:00 <m8> yea i think imma order from tor
07:00 <m8> find a gf that likes meth
07:00 <m8> brah lol thats what i used to say in syd
07:00 <beehhh> been there done that got deported before my prime
08:00 <beehhh> lucky many has died i wouldnt
08:00 <m8> italian gf for 6yrs
08:00 <m8> was she decent ?
08:00 <soil> very decent
08:00 <m8> or a whore ?
08:00 <soil> im from sydney
08:00 <m8> yea i thought theyd be ok
08:00 <soil> my gf now is a whore
08:00 <Clarkson> eggdrop being gay for whoever idents first
08:00 <soil> aussie lass
08:00 <m8> ah im from up syd too
08:00 <beehhh> too many indians are now in melbourne taken up all the highly paid office jobs
08:00 <m8> did the rounds in prison as a teenager
08:00 <beehhh> indian women*
08:00 <soil> ahh right ok
09:00 <m8> yea i noticed the women in the offices as k for sex alot
09:00 <soil> i went to mt penang
09:00 <m8> and some of them are ugly as fuck 
09:00 <soil> when i was 14
09:00 <soil> for stealing cars
09:00 <m8> lol
09:00 <soil> on the central coast
09:00 <m8> yea thats called baxter now
09:00 <soil> yep
09:00 <soil> lol
09:00 <m8> frank baxter
09:00 <beehhh> soil you chinese?
09:00 <soil> indeed
09:00 <soil> beehhh no im white as lol
09:00 <m8> i went to keelong i think
09:00 <m8> in wollongong
09:00 <soil> ahh right
09:00 <soil> good old gong
09:00 <m8> went up there for a holiday
09:00 <beehhh> chinese are white too without fat and small eyes
09:00 <m8> then i went goulburn silverwater longbay paramatta
10:00 <m8> bathurst and wellington too
10:00 <soil> interesting
10:00 <beehhh> they sud lock you up at goulburn prison m8
10:00 <m8> been there
10:00 <soil> right
10:00 <m8> it was fukn tight fit
10:00 <soil> what for?
10:00 <beehhh> you been through singleton or hume hwy
10:00 <m8> fighting at the pub and some weed
10:00 <m8> hume hwy yea
11:00 <Tim-Sim> I was on hume highway on Saturday
11:00 <m8> alot
11:00 <soil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu0XFjsuIFM
11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ziplok - Crooked Hitlary Views: 219 Uploader: Ziplok Uploaded: May 22, 2016 Duration: 5m36s Rating: 4.83
11:00 <beehhh> the radio station cross the road
11:00 <m8> i used to live on it
11:00 <m8> its a long rd
11:00 <beehhh> to the highway
11:00 <beehhh> i used to drive to cairns and back all the time
11:00 <beehhh> from melbourne sometimes from adelaide
11:00 <m8> 6 different places on the hume hwy i lived
11:00 <soil> m8 where in sydney do u live?
11:00 <m8> yea i lived on the hume hwy in vic and nsw
12:00 <m8> i live in melb atm
12:00 <beehhh> i havent got back to australia 9 years already in few months
12:00 <m8> live in reservoir
12:00 <soil> you said you are from sydney
12:00 <m8> yea i am
12:00 <m8> i live out west
12:00 <beehhh> the women got rid off me all bitches
12:00 <beehhh> i curse them all
12:00 <soil> how can u be in sydney and melb?
12:00 <m8> from penrith down to campbelltown
12:00 <m8> hey?
12:00 <beehhh> just cause i refuse to have sex with them
12:00 <m8> nah i left sydney yrs ago
12:00 <soil> right
13:00 <soil> penrith to campbelltown hey
13:00 <soil> thats a long area
13:00 <soil> half of sydney
13:00 <m8> yea not much around granville area but
13:00 <soil> so where exactly did u live?
13:00 <soil> granville?
13:00 <beehhh> for me ballina to ballana
13:00 <soil> thats no where near penrith or campbeltown mate
13:00 <soil> lol
13:00 <m8> ah k
13:00 <beehhh> i cross the southern cross
13:00 <m8> nah i was more at the end of the lines in the city
13:00 <soil> i think u full of it
13:00 <soil> LOL
13:00 <soil> end of the lines in the city?
13:00 <m8> moved around
13:00 <soil> ok ur a nutjob
13:00 <beehhh> why the women hate me?
13:00 <soil> u havnt live anywhere
13:00 <m8> jamisontown
13:00 <beehhh> i never wish them harm
13:00 <soil> what areas in sydney did u live in?
13:00 <soil> south west?
13:00 <soil> where
14:00 <m8> werrington
14:00 <soil> really
14:00 <soil> werrington hey
14:00 <soil> one of my old towns
14:00 <soil> what is the nickname they call werrington?
14:00 <beehhh> hope they have one to three child every year
14:00 <m8> i called it werro
14:00 <soil> i lived in the units right next to the station
14:00 <soil> near the park
14:00 <soil> ok maybe u did
14:00 <soil> werro derro the name
14:00 <m8> coz it was shorter
14:00 <soil> where else u live?
14:00 <beehhh> i'd rather go to jail to meet some hot ladyboys
14:00 <m8> i lived down campbelltown way also
15:00 <soil> yeh where
15:00 <m8> and merrylands too
15:00 <soil> my gf lives in macquarie fields
15:00 <beehhh> m8 isnt a new housing there happening
15:00 <m8> mac fields ay
15:00 <soil> merrylands isnt west or south west u retard
15:00 <soil> yes mac fields
15:00 <soil> in the housos
15:00 <m8> yea i lived in merrylands once i was saying
15:00 <beehhh> mike baird is inguarting those on media
15:00 <m8> fukn canleyvale was somewhere i almost moved to when i got out of prison
15:00 <beehhh> burrangarra or someshit
16:00 <soil> ahh right
16:00 <soil> where all the viets live
16:00 <soil> now muslims
16:00 <m8> mac fields, half of mac fields was in prison last time i was there
16:00 <beehhh> footscray
16:00 <soil> i go to mac fields all the time
16:00 <m8> all fukn maltese and a few aussies
16:00 <beehhh> if you ask me to choose one place and only one place, then
16:00 <soil> my gf lives in the housos that were in the riots
16:00 <soil> no maltese down there buddy its all aussies and fobs
16:00 <m8> i cronulla rioted a car here
16:00 <beehhh> i will go for curry in kingsland and never leave the place
16:00 <m8> around new year
16:00 <m8> i put my fott thru the windscreen too
17:00 <soil> cronulla rioted a car?
17:00 <m8> lololol
17:00 <m8> yea
17:00 <soil> at mac fields?
17:00 <m8> i jumped up n down on it
17:00 <soil> lol
17:00 <m8> nah here in melb
17:00 <m8> its what they call it
17:00 <soil> i did that on christmas 2 years ago
17:00 <soil> and got arrested
17:00 <soil> my gf lost it
17:00 <m8> cronulla rioted a car lol
17:00 <m8> lolol
17:00 <soil> so angry at me
17:00 <beehhh> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Island_(Tasmania)#Currie
17:00 <beehhh> i know i will be safe there
17:00 <soil> i dont know melb well
17:00 <soil> my brother lives there
17:00 <soil> st kilda
18:00 <beehhh> i know all four states like back of my hand
18:00 <m8> yea its a junky area
18:00 <beehhh> i was a driver back then
18:00 <soil> yeh he is a junkie
18:00 <soil> lol
18:00 <soil> he's been on the smack for maybe 30 years
18:00 <beehhh> http://imgur.com/Ihbr4tY
18:00 <m8> i lived near there a couple of times
18:00 <soil> he's a dumb cunt
18:00 <m8> damn
18:00 <m8> he should be down richmond
18:00 <soil> and he came from toorak
18:00 <soil> went to melb grammar
18:00 <m8> toorak
18:00 <soil> just a drug fried idiot
18:00 <soil> 80's punk scene melb
19:00 <soil> different world
19:00 <soil> i wasnt born then
19:00 <m8> yep
19:00 <soil> 87
19:00 <soil> me
19:00 <m8> 83 here
19:00 <beehhh> MLC is in hawthorn
19:00 <soil> my parents gave him home and said dont come back LOL
19:00 <m8> when i grew up when i was around 17-18 that dk got popped
19:00 <soil> i go down melb few times a year
19:00 <beehhh> i got kicked out of the country in 1997
19:00 <soil> yeh yeh
19:00 <beehhh> 2007
19:00 <soil> my brother use to drink with mark moran
19:00 <beehhh> from drums coburg
20:00 <m8> yea i seen a guy was friends w/ morans couple yrs back
20:00 <soil> he knew all that scene
20:00 <soil> i dont care its not me
20:00 <m8> he has no friends coz his friends were murdered
20:00 <soil> melb not my thing
20:00 <m8> no one wants him anymore
20:00 <soil> yeh yeh
20:00 <soil> for sure man
20:00 <m8> i seen gatto at court the other day
20:00 <soil> really
20:00 <soil> why did u go to melb?
20:00 <beehhh> i knew all the ex inmates from pentdrige old
20:00 <m8> his name wasnt mick i didnt know
20:00 <beehhh> gaol
20:00 <m8> i moved to melb coz i kept fighting against the cops in sydney
21:00 <soil> sydney cops very bad
21:00 <soil> corrupt
21:00 <soil> evil ppl
21:00 <m8> then i got here and i dont get along w/ the locals , they al lmake shit up all the time
21:00 <soil> ahh right
21:00 <m8> yea ikr
21:00 <beehhh> why did you guys get rid off me why
21:00 <m8> i had relatives were cops that were dodgy a long time back
21:00 <soil> you should have stayed in the south west
21:00 <soil> so did i
21:00 <soil> i wont be naming names though
21:00 <beehhh> the women stooge me to out of that country
21:00 <soil> not on here at least
21:00 <m8> i got bashed once over it
21:00 <beehhh> all of them
21:00 <soil> yeh i did too lol
21:00 <beehhh> where i loved
21:00 <soil> burwood police
22:00 <soil> they had it in for me for 8 years
22:00 <m8> i got fukn 5 outed once and ten outed another time by the coppers
22:00 <soil> every day harass me everyday come to my mums home
22:00 <soil> everyday just annoying me
22:00 <beehhh> if i didnt have feelings i woudlnt complain
22:00 <soil> over nothing
22:00 <m8> yea they used to follow me around
22:00 <soil> same
22:00 <m8> i had to rape this fukn cop once coz she wouldnt stop trying to fuck me ay
22:00 <soil> i couldnt go to certain areas because they knew where i would be
22:00 <Clarkson> she half retard
22:00 <m8> she was stalking me
22:00 <m8> once morning i woke up there
23:00 <m8> so i just flogged it up here nad left
23:00 <m8> lol
23:00 <soil> it was a regular occurance for me
23:00 <soil> lol
23:00 <m8> she kept calling too
23:00 <m8> it was fucked
23:00 <soil> yeh they are pedos
23:00 <m8> someone else raped her and she left town after that
23:00 <soil> they tried to pedo my gf too
23:00 <soil> this one cunt
23:00 <Clarkson> like a little pussy
23:00 <beehhh> alien ladies are better than our women
23:00 <soil> wouldnt stop
23:00 <soil> we had to charge him in the end to send him a message
23:00 <m8> i believe
23:00 <soil> no more pedoing faggot
23:00 <soil> fuck off
23:00 <m8> yep
23:00 <soil> because he charged me with domestic violence
23:00 <soil> he thought it was a ticket to her pussy
23:00 <Clarkson> time to grow the fuck up
23:00 <soil> for 1 year he was stalking her
24:00 <m8> i had em at my mums house, walking around the mall asking for me, fukn asking around the bars, then theyd come rub my cock in the bars late night while i was drunk
24:00 <m8> i was 18 i think
24:00 <beehhh> the fuck i care about women
24:00 <soil> hahahahaha
24:00 <soil> wtf
24:00 <m8> i seen a cop in the club w/ a 14yr old pussy one night
24:00 <beehhh> i wouldnt stak any girl they are troublemakers
24:00 <soil> sounds like them
24:00 <m8> kept saying its ok im a cop
24:00 <soil> yeh they are pedos
24:00 <m8> fuk i was pissed
24:00 <m8> was my gf(at the times) cousin
24:00 <soil> they worse now
24:00 <m8> i thought fuk
24:00 <soil> dont come to sydney
25:00 <Clarkson> and you're just a cunt BlackDevil <3
25:00 <soil> its like NWO
25:00 <soil> gastapo
25:00 <m8> what race cops ?
25:00 <soil> aussies
25:00 <m8> thee rapist i mean ?
25:00 <soil> but they just bash anyone
25:00 <m8> yea same
25:00 <m8> yep
25:00 <soil> all aussies
25:00 <soil> they the worse man
25:00 <m8> they need a fuck i take it
25:00 <beehhh> women took their anger's toll at me cause i was being legit and gentle at that time
25:00 <soil> they do
25:00 <m8> im aussie
25:00 <m8> i understand
25:00 <soil> i was having argument with my gf at station last year they tried to detain both of us
25:00 <m8> they are bad
25:00 <soil> for public nusance
25:00 <m8> lolol
25:00 <soil> because we had abit of loud conversation
26:00 <soil> no swearing
26:00 <soil> no violence
26:00 <m8> they like my weed plants, they left em here this year
26:00 <beehhh> i dont talk with women
26:00 <m8> said i can keep em
26:00 <beehhh> ever
26:00 <soil> im aussie too
26:00 <soil> this cop was wog
26:00 <beehhh> im from bangladesh
26:00 <soil> always pedos
26:00 <soil> think they going to take home ur woman
26:00 <soil> after a few pedos
26:00 <beehhh> my woman is a ts
26:00 <soil> "ok mate we see u have quite afew canibus cautions... whats all this about"
26:00 <beehhh> she misses me like hell
27:00 <beehhh> http://imgur.com/a/4w8tX
27:00 <soil> "your gf has a criminal record for stealing cars and unliscnes driving at 15 what is that about mate, can you explain to us"
27:00 <soil> "can u explain ur gfs drunk and dissorderly at lumeah pub in 2012"
27:00 <beehhh> http://imgur.com/a/Uow1v
28:00 <soil> thats city cops for u they just dont fuck off
28:00 <beehhh> im happy that someone loved me truly
28:00 <beehhh> better than all women this ts girl
28:00 <soil> beehhh why do u still come here?
28:00 <beehhh> the rest were fake bullshit
28:00 <beehhh> come where?
28:00 <soil> to austnet
29:00 <soil> ur not even aussie
29:00 <soil> ur a paki
29:00 <Clarkson> The more you keep having a crack at me.. the more i'll fuck you up.
29:00 <beehhh> my family is in aust
29:00 <beehhh> my mom my three siblings
29:00 <soil> so what
29:00 <soil> whats austnet irc got to do with ur family?
29:00 <soil> who arnt even white
29:00 <beehhh> fuck off cunt
29:00 <beehhh> neck ya
29:00 <beehhh> shove your head into your gf's pussy
29:00 <soil> lol
29:00 <soil> bit hard
30:00 <m8> im going for a early morning workout soon
30:00 <soil> from ur shit hole
30:00 <beehhh> yup
30:00 <m8> u grow weed soil ?
30:00 <soil> nah man
30:00 <soil> did on and off
30:00 <m8> u want some seeds ?
30:00 <soil> just for home
30:00 <soil> sure
30:00 <m8> i grow for me
30:00 <soil> i got seeds now
30:00 <beehhh> any aussie ladyboys there?
30:00 <m8> any you made yourself ?
30:00 <soil> got from good source too
30:00 <soil> yeh i made some
30:00 <m8> what strain?
30:00 <soil> i wont say anymore 
30:00 <m8> i made about 50 so far
30:00 <soil> but good seeds
30:00 <soil> very good
30:00 <soil> from very good source
30:00 <m8> i made some really strong cbd strains
31:00 <soil> nice
31:00 <soil> mine are white rhino
31:00 <beehhh> bitch was so loud her ass were popping out of the jeans
31:00 <m8> crossed 10%cbd 10-15%thc plant w/ pollen from a 20-25% cbd strain
31:00 <soil> nice man
31:00 <soil> last grow i did was 2014summer
31:00 <beehhh> mine too always want sex
31:00 <soil> to 2015
31:00 <Clarkson> ive only boned 3 dudes ive been in a relationship with so i dont like the thought of fucking a random or someone im not dating
31:00 <soil> very good yield
31:00 <m8> made around 500 seeds
31:00 <beehhh> this is torturing
31:00 <soil> got 2 pounds in 9 weeks
31:00 <soil> proper heads
31:00 <beehhh> she even worked at the parlor to crave her needs
32:00 <m8> cool
32:00 <m8> i grew some recent
32:00 <m8> ill show you a bud i made a strain of
32:00 <soil> i would but been too buys man
32:00 <soil> *busy
32:00 <beehhh> ladyboys are better
32:00 <m8> http://i.imgur.com/GbZYF0c.jpg
32:00 <soil> fucking shut up beehhh
32:00 <soil> ffs man
32:00 <m8> i made thast one
32:00 <soil> fuck me man
32:00 <m8> around 25%thc maybe 1-2%cbds too
32:00 <soil> look at those tricomes
32:00 <m8> yea its only around day 25 or so
32:00 <soil> thats some good shit there
33:00 <m8> still got easy 6 weeks to go
33:00 <soil> what u doing for it?
33:00 <soil> lights?
33:00 <soil> or outdoors?
33:00 <beehhh> my life will never be the same
33:00 <m8> its under a 600watter tutned down to 360w in a small 6sq foot area
33:00 <soil> shut up beehhh u curry faggot
33:00 <m8> *turned
33:00 <soil> HPS?
33:00 <m8> yep
33:00 <soil> nice man
33:00 <m8> 2k kelvin 
33:00 <soil> ooh nice
33:00 <beehhh> fuckup you jailhouse moron soil
33:00 <soil> thats pretty good
33:00 <m8> yea
34:00 <soil> if u ever come to sydney we should meet up talk about some interesting things
34:00 <m8> theyre getting chunky i grew em in soil/perlite in 2 litre pots each
34:00 <beehhh> im going to shove hot curry souce into your arse
34:00 <soil> if thats 100% ur grow u have a very good skill set
34:00 <m8> only poles in a sea of green yanno
34:00 <soil> yeh
34:00 <beehhh> with lots of chilli
34:00 <soil> LOL
34:00 <soil> good old yanno
34:00 <m8> the photo is in the tent its seperate
34:00 <soil> thats how i started my last ones man
34:00 <m8> i can send you seends that came from
34:00 <soil> i usually use yanno
34:00 <beehhh> geno
34:00 <soil> or peats
34:00 <m8> house and garden soil nutrients too
34:00 <soil> ive only had 1 failure with peats
34:00 <soil> yeh right
35:00 <soil> i used brunnings
35:00 <soil> tight mix
35:00 <m8> i potted up 70+ germinatd seeds
35:00 <beehhh> why let everybody come in just not me, tell me wether im dead or not?
35:00 <soil> peats are good if u have right temp
35:00 <m8> yea brunnings u gotta flush it alot
35:00 <m8> its dirty as fuck
35:00 <soil> sometimes even grow matt is fucked
35:00 <m8> i washed a $2 peat brick for hrs one day
35:00 <soil> yeh man alot of my problems were from brunnings being too hard
35:00 <soil> real hard shit
35:00 <m8> just so it didnt kill my plants
35:00 <soil> i was wondering at first why
35:00 <soil> wtf going on
35:00 <beehhh> this just getting more draining
35:00 <soil> i got some old forums i use
35:00 <soil> still to this day
35:00 <soil> 15 years ago
36:00 <soil> they gave me tips
36:00 <beehhh> i go somewhere else where nobody will find me
36:00 <m8> i stay away 100% from brunnings unless its an item rather than a medium or nutrient
36:00 <soil> said it was the mix
36:00 <soil> in the end half my plants died from brunnings mix being too strong
36:00 <m8> yea im a professional grower
36:00 <soil> it was the elite mix so top quality stuff
36:00 <beehhh> currie is good away from all them bitches
36:00 <m8> i learned from old bikrs
36:00 <m8> and some old mafia
36:00 <soil> yeh yeh
36:00 <soil> lol
36:00 <m8> some old killers
36:00 <m8> couple of old school mfkrs yanno
36:00 <beehhh> i know your sad too
37:00 <m8> i tought alot
37:00 <soil> for sure
37:00 <soil> why dont u do outdoor grow
37:00 <beehhh> but i did nothing wrong
37:00 <soil> ive seen the best grows outdoors
37:00 <m8> i can clone every strain in the world of cannabis w/ a piece of aloe vera plant and a piece of ribbon
37:00 <soil> better than anything hydro done
37:00 <m8> natural cloning techniques
37:00 <soil> yeh yeh
37:00 <m8> i can fed a plant w/o going to a store
37:00 <soil> of course
37:00 <beehhh> nimbin had no internet yeasterday up until today
37:00 <m8> i know where to get minerals from
37:00 <soil> u dont need store
37:00 <soil> u need good soil
37:00 <beehhh> yesterday
38:00 <soil> and water
38:00 <soil> thats all u need
38:00 <soil> and good light
38:00 <beehhh> m8 i need good soil for beehhh
38:00 <soil> best grows ive seen have not been worried about with nutrients
38:00 <m8> best ive done is in hydro
38:00 <soil> mmm
38:00 <soil> but do u get big yield?
38:00 <beehhh> steal the power from the main fuck paying for it
39:00 <beehhh> dont worry im still in bangladesh
39:00 <beehhh> i lived there 11nhalf years before
42:00 <beehhh> oohhh im horny
46:00 <beehhh> where did u go boys
46:00 <m8> yea i get a big yield sometimes
46:00 <m8> most of what i grow isnt commercial so i get around 1 lb a sq metre
46:00 <beehhh> grow in WA they are poverty striken no major issue
47:00 <m8> if i grow commercial w/ c02 i might get 2lbs or more 
47:00 <beehhh> kimberly is the largest subrub in australia
47:00 <m8> no one lives there is y
48:00 <beehhh> you go move in fremantle
48:00 <beehhh> all monks and judism folks
03:00 <faux> butts 
12:00 <gs69azza> mmm butt
40:00 <faux> what's for lunch gs69azza 
50:00 <Floss> i have cheese and bacon rolls from coles
51:00 <faux> yum
51:00 <faux> i made an omelette and a huge cup of coffee
51:00 <faux> should make me feel better
11:00 <gs69azza> i have bbq chicken avo and rice
30:00 <faux> hi cutestuff
30:00 <zaim> ahoy hoy
30:00 <faux> scrackin
31:00 <zaim> home early. its quiet
31:00 <zaim> u
31:00 <faux> havin lunch
32:00 <faux> well done with lunch
32:00 <faux> zzzz
32:00 <zaim> little bit more description plz
32:00 <faux> i had an omelette
32:00 <zaim> oright oright i didnt ask for a life story
33:00 <faux> look
33:00 <faux> fight me
33:00 <zaim> will.
33:00 <zaim> after i walk this dog.
33:00 <faux> no dentist today?
33:00 <faux> pics of dog
34:00 <zaim> FINE.
34:00 <faux> now pls.
34:00 <zaim> https://www.instagram.com/p/BFkaKjHgL_qr5Cij1Xx1kT1jB7qnKoEgKkPpuE0/?taken-by=zaimc
34:00 <zaim> https://www.instagram.com/p/BDbzJ8PAL6MqsflQOFbCloCeQvbvaBPo-aVWlA0/?taken-by=zaimc
35:00 <zaim> https://www.instagram.com/p/BAVtWu6AL-KBOuYnS-ODqSysdmkzetVTR3FS6k0/?taken-by=zaimc
35:00 <zaim> https://www.instagram.com/p/BAWEiuoAL8bSS2Iqmkcw4GSlPaT4FdGDP0ga7w0/?taken-by=zaimc
35:00 <zaim> thatll do.
35:00 <faux> wtf
35:00 <faux> so many links
35:00 <faux> ok wait
38:00 <faux> rofl
38:00 <faux> idk why you running made me laugh so much
38:00 <zaim> :D
38:00 <faux> also hes a CuTie
38:00 <zaim> he's a good boy
39:00 <faux> hes prob taller than me im jealous
39:00 <zaim> very obedient
39:00 <zaim> most likely is
39:00 <zaim> hes one of the bigger labradores gettin around
39:00 <faux> lolllll
39:00 <faux> #wog
39:00 <faux> idiot. 
40:00 <faux> you sound diff than i expected idk why i imagined you to be like
40:00 <faux> some freshy import.
41:00 <zaim> https://www.instagram.com/p/_LvK4XAL4eTfUww3hISWAkTpvwfdHvIPUZiUU0/?taken-by=zaimc 
41:00 <zaim> lol a fresh import born in australia
42:00 <faux> awww
42:00 <faux> hes so cute
42:00 <faux> nice floors 
42:00 <faux> v clean A+
42:00 <zaim> https://www.instagram.com/p/6MriKagL0CumBLYSuPNor_t-nMTRQu52F_8Ec0/?taken-by=zaimc
43:00 <faux> naww
43:00 <faux> adorbs
43:00 <faux> you too.
43:00 <faux> vegemite cheeks
43:00 <zaim> https://www.instagram.com/p/q8eU1HAL-zdV4NDO5Zn7Jmib-ki5gbwZdL_XE0/?taken-by=zaimc
44:00 <zaim> i tried vegemite with toast first time yesterday.... the first 60% of the consumption was like what the fuck is this shit.. the next 10% was like oh yeah this is oright then the remainder 30% was like fuck off.
44:00 <faux> cant see that one
44:00 <faux> The link you followed may be broken, or the page may have been removed.
44:00 <zaim> https://www.instagram.com/p/q8eU1HAL-zdV4NDO5Zn7Jmib-ki5gbwZdL_XE0/
44:00 <faux> how have you only just tried vegemite 
45:00 <faux> def freshy.
45:00 <zaim> WITH toast
45:00 <zaim> ive tried it on its own in the past with complete regret
45:00 <zaim> just never with bread
45:00 <faux> cant see that one either love
45:00 <faux> on its own its disgusting and salty
45:00 <zaim> yeah u need instagram. so u can follow me and boston.
45:00 <faux> also you need to only spread a thin layer
46:00 <faux> i have instagram 
46:00 <zaim> what the hell dude
46:00 <faux> lol
46:00 <zaim> im not showing u anymore.
46:00 <faux> i dont post much though and if i do its nails or food
46:00 <zaim> so
46:00 <faux> im not an insta whore like u m8
46:00 <zaim> yeah well im not asking u to be :B
47:00 <faux> is ur majigi pvt
47:00 <faux> oh ye
47:00 <faux> it is
47:00 <zaim> sure is
47:00 <zaim> hit it up so i can reject your invite
48:00 <faux> LOL
48:00 <faux> gfy
48:00 <faux> ill follow u when i finish me coffee
48:00 <zaim> no worries take ya time. ill be over there
49:00 <faux> bring me Boston 
49:00 <faux> and then you can leave
50:00 <faux> my uncles dog used to hate me so much
50:00 <faux> i thought it was cos i always wore sunnies around her
50:00 <faux> so one day i took em off and she full growled at me like she was gonna bite me head off
50:00 <faux> i was like oh
50:00 <faux> u dont ljke me face. bitch.
51:00 <faux> so i bribed her w food and now she loves me
51:00 <faux> phew
52:00 <zaim> thats usually how im bribed
52:00 <zaim> just fyi
53:00 <zaim> okay im gonna walk this cunt, bbl
58:00 <faux> loll enjoy
59:00 <MrMark> boo
59:00 <m8> fuckn smoking bonghits
14:00 <MrMark> ic
14:00 <MrMark> is it medicinal?
38:00 <faux> johnnay
39:00 <johninja> heya
39:00 <johninja> you still crook?
39:00 <faux> ye
39:00 <m8> MrMark, yea its medicinal the cops have checked it out n shit
39:00 <faux> my throat feels like the sahara
40:00 <faux> how you doin
40:00 <m8> im all good to go
40:00 <MrMark> the cops gave it to u lol
40:00 <m8> nah they gave me the A-Ok
40:00 <m8> seen it when i had them arrive for other shit
40:00 <m8> i showed em their first cbd plant
41:00 <johninja> yeah not too bad
41:00 <m8> pure 
41:00 <johninja> just waking up lol
41:00 <faux> lolllll
42:00 <faux> i wish
42:00 <faux> i might nap soon
42:00 <faux> im so drained
42:00 <faux> also there are no kids being loud cunts outside so its blissful
42:00 <m8> steroid abuse coming up
42:00 <johninja> oh yay
42:00 <Clarkson> for three fucking days?
42:00 <faux> god i shouldn't have said that
42:00 <faux> prob jinx it
42:00 <johninja> lol speak of the devils eh
42:00 <faux> lollll
43:00 <johninja> yeah they prob be finished school or whatever soon
43:00 <MrMark> throw waterbombs at the kids
43:00 <faux> fuck.
43:00 <MrMark> or pissbombs
43:00 <faux> no waterbombs are tame
43:00 <faux> i wana throw cans of asparagus 
43:00 <m8> fuck the kids here only sleep at nights coz i scared the junkies away
43:00 <johninja> tell their parents MrMark is on the loose
43:00 <faux> lol
43:00 <faux> dont people usually sleep at night?
44:00 <m8> not here , only recently
44:00 <faux> oh ok
44:00 <m8> since prob good friday
44:00 <MrMark> im always on the loose
44:00 <m8> thats when i went tropo on em 
44:00 <johninja> that would have been a cool youtube vid
44:00 <faux> lol
44:00 <johninja> angry stoner yells at junkies
45:00 <m8> yea the kids sound happier
45:00 <faux> lmao
45:00 <MrMark> ehehehehe
45:00 <m8> used to hear them screaming and crying and this one loner kicking a ball into a brick wall
45:00 <faux> where do you live
45:00 <m8> now i hear em all laughing
45:00 <m8> 2am theres no moar junkies driving around waking us all up
45:00 <MrMark> im on youtube right now lookin for "angry stoner"
45:00 <johninja> there won't be many
45:00 <m8> res
45:00 <faux> hes checked
46:00 <m8> its p funny
46:00 <m8> they put me out here coz i used to be a crim-junky i done like a 180
46:00 <faux> whats res
46:00 <m8> near preston
46:00 <faux> in syd?
46:00 <m8> thomastown
46:00 <m8> melb
46:00 <faux> dude what state u in
46:00 <faux> oh
46:00 <faux> ok
47:00 <faux> im safe.
47:00 <m8> where u at ?
47:00 <faux> syd
47:00 <m8> i did the prison rounds as a teenager up there
47:00 <faux> you sound charming
47:00 <m8> long bay silverwater paramatta
47:00 <faux> ye my ex was in long bay
47:00 <johninja> they send teenagers to those prisons?
48:00 <m8> yea
48:00 <johninja> shit eh
48:00 <faux> long bay is maxo and long term
48:00 <m8> there was a few in there i remembered from juvi
48:00 <faux> how long were you in for
48:00 <m8> yea there is a transit yard there in 2002
48:00 <m8> fuck all man
48:00 <Clarkson> (07:18:46) <anonymity> not tit
48:00 <faux> ah
48:00 <faux> mmk
48:00 <m8> honestly i did the rounds on fake evidence
48:00 <zaim> wheres my invite
48:00 <m8> so i was out after a few months everytime
48:00 <johninja> the innocent criminals
48:00 <m8> appeal had to come up in front of a real judge
49:00 <faux> wb ziam
49:00 <zaim> dont change the subject
49:00 <faux> you were missed
49:00 <zaim> :p
49:00 <faux> by everyone
49:00 <faux> but me.
49:00 <zaim> fk oath i was.
49:00 <faux> what invite
49:00 <faux> oh
49:00 <zaim> light bulb
49:00 <faux> i forgot
49:00 <zaim> thats cool
49:00 <zaim> ive changed my mind now sorta but its still up to u
49:00 <faux> lol
49:00 <faux> LOL
50:00 <faux> like its a proposal
50:00 <zaim> :D
50:00 <faux> i hate you a bit.
50:00 <zaim> like it is but its not but no pressure
50:00 <faux> stop making it a big deal youre making me nervous
50:00 <faux> gonna return the ring
50:00 <zaim> cock ring
50:00 <zaim> its yours
50:00 <zaim> to keep
50:00 <zaim> 4evz
51:00 <faux> score.
51:00 <faux> i need a blanket 
51:00 <zaim> makes a great hair tie
51:00 <zaim> of some sort
51:00 <faux> oh
53:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xat1/v/t1.0-9/13241181_1019539764750693_9066686810488688686_n.jpg?oh=1b9dff1b48c5921ab536042dfa34f258&oe=57E64957&__gda__=1474753631_d63eeb5fe87cb4ea64fe1e772808a178 
53:00 <faux> mmm got a blanket
53:00 <faux> cocooned as fuck
53:00 <MrMark> snug as a bug in a rug
53:00 <zaim> metamorphesis
53:00 <faux> the one on the right looks like a downie tiger
53:00 <johninja> lol yeah it was some shit taxidermy
53:00 <Clarkson> and Im fucking awesome :)
54:00 <faux> lol
55:00 <johninja> you are kinda cool Clarkson 
55:00 <Clarkson> why do we have big cocks still
55:00 <johninja> ikr
56:00 <MrMark> gigantic slongs
57:00 <faux> pix
58:00 <faux>  https://imgur.com/gallery/gDZyfCu
58:00 <faux> omg.
59:00 <MrMark> omfg!!
59:00 <zaim> thats just adorable.
59:00 <MrMark> oooer
59:00 <zaim> im gonna upload that to isntagram.
59:00 <MrMark> im adorable
03:00 <faux> what a bod https://imgur.com/gallery/qkxtIPA
03:00 <faux> hng
04:00 <zaim> dem shoulders tho
07:00 <faux> tummy is A+
07:00 <faux> would lick
07:00 <m8> who lost the weight ?
07:00 <faux> the chick in the photo?
07:00 <m8> if you eat vegan you can loose weight fast
07:00 <m8> yea who is the photo chick ?
07:00 <faux> idk
08:00 <faux> i just wanna eat raspberries off her tummy
08:00 <faux> dunno who she is
10:00 <m8> you guys fat and wanna loose weight the easy way ?
10:00 <m8> feel like you got a 10kg turd brewing away in your guts ?
10:00 <m8> read this shit .... http://pastebin.com/LwDqStFw
11:00 <m8> no weights necessary
11:00 <m8> no walking
11:00 <m8> nuffin
11:00 <m8> helps tho
15:00 <MrMark> TheRon!!!
16:00 <MrMark> wooot!
17:00 <TheRon> two princes
18:00 <johninja> lol this dude i'm playing chess against "tu yu rayt sexy " "porno seksi yes   good"
18:00 <johninja> he's highly rated tho so yeh
20:00 <TheRon> ......right!
22:00 <johninja> beat im
22:00 <johninja> woop
23:00 <johninja> distracted him with my limahl picture
29:00 <johninja> m8 i'm having a look at this pastebin
29:00 <johninja> are you on this diet?
39:00 <m8> yea
39:00 <m8> i did the vegan one
39:00 <m8> for 2 yrs
39:00 <m8> lost almost 40kgs
39:00 <m8> more in fat
39:00 <m8> i gained muscels
39:00 <TheRon> so it wasn't the aids?
39:00 <m8> nah lol
40:00 <johninja> cool
40:00 <m8> auto-detox is intiated from veganism after 3-10 days
40:00 <m8> and lasts for up to 28 days first time
40:00 <m8> maybe longer if you were actually "OBESE"
40:00 <m8> but after that your intestines are left empty
40:00 <m8> and your food shoots through it in around 4-6 hrs
40:00 <m8> higher metabolism
41:00 <m8> higher absorbtion of vitamins and minerals
41:00 <m8> less hunger
41:00 <m8> more energy
41:00 <m8> just drink green tea , eat coles frozen chips
41:00 <johninja> yeah i might give it a shot when i move
41:00 <m8> mix pea protein from ebay w/ orange juice once a day or 2wice a day
41:00 <m8> yea do it
41:00 <johninja> i'd prefer not to eat anything an djust take a pill if i could
42:00 <m8> it makes sense once you read the whole thing tho
42:00 <m8> when i read it i thought oh yea that is just been typed up by a normal person in a office
42:00 <johninja> yeah he made some spelling error
42:00 <m8> wasnt like a book exert 
42:00 <m8> it works i promise
42:00 <johninja> yeah all that fancy book learning stuff
43:00 <johninja> ok
43:00 <m8> its annoying coz its so simple
43:00 <m8> and i lost my late teens and all my 20s
43:00 <m8> coz i was sorta chunky and sick alot
43:00 <johninja> are you high energy now?
43:00 <m8> then i got to that stage where i was gunna be obese if i didnt find help
43:00 <m8> yea
43:00 <johninja> sweet
43:00 <m8> i smoke a eight of cannabis a day
43:00 <m8> and go the gym erry couple of days
44:00 <johninja> hi Serenity
44:00 <m8> ill help ya as long as it takes
44:00 <m8> just ask me
44:00 <johninja> alright, thanks mate
44:00 <MrMark> Eurythmics............when tomorrow comes
44:00 <m8> they call me m80 coz i did a 180 and im from australia
44:00 <m8> ive spent the last 5yrs teaching amerians how to grow medicine online 
44:00 <Serenity> I bet 'they' dont
44:00 <m8> yea i got friends
44:00 <Serenity> Hi John
44:00 <m8> call me m80
44:00 <m8> coz i did a 180
44:00 <TheRon> burning down the house
45:00 <johninja> i'm hoping i don't become annoying
45:00 <johninja> i think i'll just keep it to mysel
45:00 <m8> i didnt tell anyopne when i became a vegan for around 9 monhts
45:00 <m8> by them id lost 30kgs
45:00 <m8> then*
45:00 <johninja> is it ok if my dog becomes a vegan as well?
46:00 <m8> doing handstand push ups n shit
46:00 <m8> well
46:00 <m8> it is for awhile
46:00 <johninja> yeah its a bit unattural for them
46:00 <m8> it would serve the same purpose you would need to be careful what you fed the dog
46:00 <m8> considering they have all carnivorous teeth
46:00 <johninja> can you eat fish?
47:00 <johninja> fish are ok right?
47:00 <m8> nope
47:00 <johninja> damn
47:00 <m8> just eat frozen chips
47:00 <m8> fruit
47:00 <m8> dried fruit n nuts
47:00 <johninja> thats a lot of carbs tho
47:00 <m8> cook popcorn w/o butter
47:00 <m8> nah
47:00 <m8> it works differently
47:00 <m8> trust me
47:00 <m8> once its cleaned out
47:00 <m8> u only need fuck all food
47:00 <m8> you wont even be hungry
47:00 <m8> nuttelex butter
47:00 <TheRon> drink beer, lots of beer
48:00 <m8> its emulsified oils, no dairy
48:00 <m8> what else
48:00 <m8> u can get vegan sausages and soy based pretend meats
48:00 <m8> heaps of vietnamese bakeries
48:00 <m8> are vegan
48:00 <Serenity> i cannot even...
48:00 <m8> i got one nearby and they sell all vegan breads and donuts
48:00 <johninja> are viets vegans?
48:00 <m8> cans of beans and curries
48:00 <m8> half of viets are
49:00 <johninja> thats pretty cool
49:00 <m8> the other half are fat little pork eaters
49:00 <m8> lol
49:00 <m8> yea viet are big on veganism quietly
49:00 <johninja> one day i too shall defeat the US in a jungle war
49:00 <m8> same as white village people
49:00 <m8> fuk i used to drink so much on irc
50:00 <m8> scotch every day after work
50:00 <m8> all nite
50:00 <TheRon> rather have a scotch
50:00 <m8> yea
50:00 <m8> bottle of johny sitting there
50:00 <johninja> yeah i used to drink about a bottle a night
50:00 <TheRon> that's better
50:00 <m8> i prefered a good irish whisky too
50:00 <johninja> BLack Douglas for me
51:00 <johninja> its a bit nasty
51:00 <m8> i quit in 2010-11 then got back into it in 2012 2013 then quit again
51:00 <m8> been sober 1.5+ yrs solid now
51:00 <MrMark> boring
51:00 <m8> black douglas ive drank a few of those 
52:00 <m8> chivas regal
52:00 <m8> was a good one
52:00 <TheRon> i dont trust ppl who don't drink
52:00 <m8> i might get a bottle one day and have a drink w/ you guys online
52:00 <m8> but you cant leave me posted
52:00 <m8> i dont like to drink alone
53:00 <m8> id need a irc pissup in here from like 6pm till 2am aest
53:00 <m8> youtube vids and bonghits all night
53:00 <m8> heh
53:00 <MrMark> i drink like a fish TheRon
53:00 <m8> last drink i had was a good one, tequila 
53:00 <m8> one before that was a bottle of gin, it was a bit sad
53:00 <johninja> so where did you used to chat before you came here?
54:00 <m8> oh all over
54:00 <MrMark> tequila  is made from cactus plant
54:00 <m8> i got banned from so many irc channels
54:00 <johninja> lol
54:00 <johninja> just for talking too much?
54:00 <m8> im permately connected to a cananbis activist scene 
55:00 <m8> i have been teaching people about genetics and how to grow for years from canada and america
55:00 <TheRon> Even flow Thoughts arrive like butterflies
55:00 <m8> sorta decided ive behaved myself and now i should have a look around melbourne irc
55:00 <johninja> yeh
55:00 <m8> im almost a 20yr drug user
55:00 <m8> heh
56:00 <m8> yea if i move to canada or america i have permate work growing cannabis
56:00 <m8> my plan is to save $60k and go
56:00 <m8> bye bye
56:00 <m8> if u hate arabs come too
56:00 <johninja> just watch out for the mexicans
56:00 <m8> :P
57:00 <johninja> they will shoot you once the job is done
57:00 <m8> nah im hooked up in a loved picture
57:00 <m8> i have no need for that shit
57:00 <Clarkson> or the cunts that walk in the middle
57:00 <m8> ive basically set myself up this lifetime to finish off up there
57:00 <m8> i hope you guys are happy for me
57:00 <m8> i ha d a ruff life here
57:00 <johninja> yeh it might be a bit hard getting a visa if you have a record
57:00 <m8> and done more good than bad
57:00 <johninja> so check into that 
58:00 <m8> i got it wiped recently
58:00 <johninja> ahh ok
58:00 <m8> got let off in court
58:00 <m8> all that sorta jazz
58:00 <m8> went back to school n shit
58:00 <m8> did some international online work etc
58:00 <m8> should be a pass if i got 60k in the bank
59:00 <m8> just need a start up fund yanno
59:00 <m8> i can turn up n pay a years rent some where
59:00 <m8> buy some gear
59:00 <m8> start to work
00:00 <johninja> yeah
00:00 <johninja> you have mates there right?
00:00 <m8> yep
00:00 <johninja> well thats a bonus
00:00 <m8> and i am entertained
00:00 <m8> the online irc gig is permanate this lifetime
00:00 <m8> so i have a hobby i wont be bothering people
01:00 <m8> better chance of a white woman i want up there too, not so interested in closing the book w/o trying to live w/ a woman again
01:00 <m8> yanno
01:00 <johninja> heh
01:00 <johninja> yeah
02:00 <m8> im only a human
02:00 <johninja> well sometimes when you been alone so long you get a bit stuck in your ways
02:00 <m8> yep
02:00 <m8> i set myself up 
02:00 <m8> i got a pension in 2010 they said try and set something up for yourself while you still can
02:00 <MrMark> Fleetwood...............tell me lies
03:00 <m8> im ready to go back to full time work and then go grow my retirement away
06:00 <TheRon> all i wanna do is have some fun
06:00 <MrMark> Cheryl Crow
06:00 <MrMark> or Sherly
06:00 <MrMark> whatever
06:00 <MrMark> im pissed
06:00 <MrMark> lol
08:00 <Rainbowtoo> bzz
10:00 <Rainbowtoo> i feel free n happy today
10:00 <Rainbowtoo> their soul were in me from old gaol melbourne
11:00 <johninja> lets us help you get back to your normal depressed state
11:00 <johninja> you are never allowed back into australia
11:00 <Rainbowtoo> norell is so depressed for me
11:00 <Rainbowtoo> it dont matter anymore
12:00 <Rainbowtoo> rip professor
12:00 <Rainbowtoo> http://time.com/4344556/mount-everest-death-climbing-vegan/
12:00 <TheRon> MrMark: if i could turn back time
12:00 <MrMark> Cher!!!
13:00 <TheRon> yes!
13:00 <TheRon> the one where she's sitting on the massive battleship gun
13:00 <MrMark> fuck yeah
14:00 <MrMark> dirty old bitch that she is
14:00 <MrMark> im gonna win ozlotto tonite
15:00 <Rainbowtoo> norell crying me an ocean since
15:00 <Rainbowtoo> i feel you i feel her
18:00 <johninja> you should pay for him to come to bangladesh
18:00 <johninja> it's only right
19:00 <MrMark> TheRon..............Run To Paradise
20:00 <Rainbowtoo> http://imgur.com/a/n2A04
20:00 <Rainbowtoo> i no lie to you babe
20:00 <m8> 420 niggers
20:00 <MrMark> niggers!!
21:00 <m8> word
21:00 <MrMark> homies
21:00 <m8> my buds in merica get me to say nigger all the time in irc
21:00 <Rainbowtoo> your constitution jailed all the homosexuals upuntil 1991 for 15years rigorios imprisonment and without any parole, that was hursh by the law
21:00 <m8> they hate blacks
22:00 <m8> so i sorta accidentally say it in rl 
22:00 <johninja> geeze
22:00 <johninja> they smoke weed and hate black people
22:00 <MrMark> nigga homies
22:00 <johninja> thats not the way
22:00 <m8> yea i hated prison
22:00 <m8> and poofs go to protection so they dont get bashed for bj's
22:00 <m8> no gheys in the main really
23:00 <Rainbowtoo> http://i.imgur.com/wQrDJ2j.jpg
23:00 <johninja> lol wtf are you pasting that for Rainbowtoo
23:00 <Rainbowtoo> it was on my history
23:00 <johninja> do you like joel?
23:00 <Rainbowtoo> johninja is that you http://i.imgur.com/MVR34on.jpg
24:00 <Rainbowtoo> no i find you more attractive
24:00 <johninja> hahaha 
24:00 <johninja> that was a joke
24:00 <johninja> i found it on r/trashy
24:00 <TheRon> MrMark: jewel
24:00 <Rainbowtoo> johninja you look a like heath ledger to some extent
24:00 <m8> Rainbowtoo, http://pastebin.com/LwDqStFw
24:00 <Rainbowtoo> TheRon is out of touch - shock shorten
24:00 <m8> u need to loose a few kgs man
24:00 <m8> ez too 
24:00 <MrMark> Jewel!!!
25:00 <johninja> you should be careful of guys like that 
25:00 <johninja> they aren't big fans of blacks
25:00 <m8> yea
25:00 <MrMark> Jewel...........Foolish Games
25:00 <m8> ikr
25:00 <johninja> he needs to regrow his hair
25:00 <johninja> the years of alcohol abuse have taken their toll
25:00 <Rainbowtoo> blacks always gets the pussy
26:00 <Rainbowtoo> must be a miracle man
27:00 <johninja> oh good
27:00 <johninja> he's back to normal
27:00 <johninja> biab cawfee
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
32:00 <MrMark> TheRon....................Jefferson Airplane.............White Rabbit
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> oi
32:00 <MrMark> oi!
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RFamm2M21I
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Daniel Spaleniak - My name is wind OFFICIAL VIDEO Views: 188,167 Uploader: Daniel Spaleniak Uploaded: Jan 1, 2014 Duration: 3m12s Rating: 4.95
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> best!
34:00 <TheRon> i'm in chains!
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinky
35:00 <TheRon> the german president is the most powerful woman in the world and i want her to overpower me
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok then
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> would it be via listening to some really shitty music
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> or you wanna be pegged by the german pres?
37:00 <TheRon> 99 luftballons
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> you have a red balloon fetish?
38:00 <TheRon> i would on that night
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> pix when it happens
39:00 <TheRon> sure!
39:00 <MrMark> music!!!
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> you know what music i dislike
39:00 <TheRon> angela merkel, i could think of her name
39:00 <TheRon> sorrento moon
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> outlander intro
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckingannoying
40:00 <MrMark> Kate Cebrano
40:00 <MrMark> huge tits
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <TheRon> indeen
40:00 <TheRon> indeed
40:00 <TheRon> big lungs
41:00 <MrMark> Pash
41:00 <MrMark> Kate Cebrano....Pash
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> bed room eyes
43:00 <johninja> what nationality do you reckon she is?
43:00 <johninja> it's a tricky one
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> maori
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> or some islander
44:00 <johninja> nope
44:00 <johninja> thats what i thought too
44:00 <johninja> well
44:00 <MrMark> big tits!!!
44:00 <johninja> i guess half right
44:00 <MrMark> woot!
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
45:00 <johninja> Ceberano was born in Melbourne, Australia to an American father of Portuguese Filipino descent[1] and an Australian mother. Her father is karate master Tino Ceberano, from Hawaii (his father was of Portuguese origin and emigrated from the Philippines to Hawaii; his name was Sobirano, but because of his illiteracy the spelling was changed on arrival)
45:00 <MrMark> tits!!!
47:00 <johninja> http://imgur.com/r/classic4chan/h01EBOj 
52:00 <TheRon> bonnie tyler?
54:00 <MrMark> yes
54:00 <MrMark> total eclipse
54:00 <TheRon> it's a heartache
54:00 <MrMark> and that too
55:00 <TheRon> holding out for a hero
56:00 <MrMark> a hero to the end of the night
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think, i want some cake
05:00 <johninja> let them eat cake
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> *claps*
07:00 <TheRon> pie!
07:00 <MrMark> american pie
07:00 <TheRon> poontang pie
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
11:00 <Student> Greetings
12:00 <Bonny> who's reaking?
13:00 <Student> talibans are choosing there next KING
13:00 <TheRon> you put in for it?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> again, cake will be fine
14:00 <TheRon> chicken soup?
14:00 <TheRon> with real chicken
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake
14:00 <Student> they are not my type
17:00 <TheRon> they be woman oppressors, you sure?
17:00 <Student> they are not the only one to blame for that
17:00 <TheRon> what?
18:00 <Student> woman oppressoring you said
18:00 <TheRon> ?
19:00 <Student> :)
19:00 <Student> gamby
19:00 <TheRon> Gumby?
19:00 <Student> that would be gummy
19:00 <Student> Gamby is different than gumby 
30:00 <TheRon> you took the words right of my mouth
30:00 <johninja> gamby is a pakistani childrens cartoon
30:00 <johninja> he is made from plastic explosive instead of playdough
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <TheRon> so he doesn't mean gumby?
34:00 <TheRon> MrMark: queen - don't stop me now
39:00 <robot> good morning
40:00 <Student> morning robot
40:00 <robot> how we doon?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> trying to work out why me ohone is sending random messages x 8
41:00 <TheRon> poon?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> WEIRD
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> phone*
41:00 <robot> o
41:00 <robot> weird
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> my friend was like ease up on the LOL’s! You sent it 8 times
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was like eh- what are you on about… screen shot later.. :|
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> WEIRD
42:00 <johninja> yeah i have had that happen
42:00 <johninja> sometimes turning it off and on again helps
43:00 <GoldSpade> 15 years ago
43:00 <TheRon> you got sent down?
43:00 <GoldSpade> huh sent down?
44:00 <m8> just smoked a bonghit
44:00 <m8> bleberry og kush
44:00 <m8> and i sniffed lignocaine earlier
44:00 <TheRon> jail
45:00 <m8> after i had hgh and stanzolol protein shake
45:00 <GoldSpade> no no nothing like that
45:00 <robot> ur husband pranking u?
45:00 <m8> jail is for schmucks
46:00 <GoldSpade> funny that katonic_kate leaves when I brought that up
46:00 <GoldSpade> what a coincidence
04:00 <johninja> A SEVEN-YEAR-OLD South Korean girl has died after being struck by the body of a man as he plunged from his tenth-floor apartment in an apparent suicide #NewsFrom3YearsAgo
06:00 <faux> i just woke up from nap and i had a dream i was like MORBIDLY obese and at a family event and i was making out with my hot pharmacist who was like 7ft tall
06:00 <faux> lmao 
06:00 <faux> oh she was a woman
07:00 <Student> it has come to this 
07:00 <faux> she brought me my meds and im like HI LETS MAKEOUT
07:00 <faux> golly
07:00 <johninja> lol
07:00 <Student> not far away from the reality though 
07:00 <johninja> your dreams are so sexually charged
07:00 <faux> yeah im heaps obese
08:00 <faux> lol john idk what it is im like horns 24 sevs
08:00 <TheRon> fatter than amelia?
11:00 <Student> horny is one thing, lesbian is other
11:00 <TheRon> lesbians know how to treat a woman
12:00 <johninja> we don't live in a stone age society
12:00 <johninja> so sexuality isn't as big a deal here
13:00 <Student> that is true, important thing is she does't have a dick
14:00 <Student> i think you learnt the wrong lesson, in the stone age society sexuality was't a big issue
15:00 <johninja> i guess it depends where
15:00 <TheRon> now don't be ad, cause two out of three ain't bad
15:00 <Student> now you are guessing :)
15:00 <johninja> after PBUH it certainly became an issue
16:00 <Student> that is the issue you are not being able to handle in your life uptill now, you always talk first and think later
16:00 <Student> poor guy ;P
17:00 <TheRon> i would do anything for love but i won't do that
19:00 <johninja> http://imgur.com/r/pics/p5kyYxu 
19:00 <faux> a
19:00 <faux> aw
20:00 <faux> cutie 
21:00 <TheRon> O'DOYLE RULES!
23:00 <Serenity> ive officially lost my mind
24:00 <Student> perhaps eating something can help 
24:00 <Serenity> perhaps you fucking off would help
24:00 <Clarkson> im on a queer networking site
24:00 <Student> nice manners
24:00 <johninja> feel free to leave Student
24:00 <johninja> i'll let you know if we need you
25:00 <Student> thanks for the suggestiong, point well noted
25:00 <Student> next
26:00 <faux> Clarkson u big gay
26:00 <Clarkson> yesterday i thought my browser went tits up - ebay loaded blank pages
26:00 <TheRon> big gay al
26:00 <Clarkson> every fucking skype convo this week is about winning in roller derby and smashing me
31:00 <Student> skype reminded me of some guy in here
32:00 <Serenity> how unfortunate for that guy
32:00 <Student> use to be here
33:00 <Student> beagle was the nick
33:00 <Student> in his ending time, he started saying stop using irc and use skype
33:00 <johninja> the ending time
33:00 <Student> :)
33:00 <Serenity> i spoke to beagle on skype once
33:00 <johninja> me too
33:00 <Serenity> he lost it when he realised who was in the chat
34:00 <Serenity> me faux maurice b1 cant remember who else maybe simba
34:00 <johninja> he wouldn't shut up or let me say anything but i did see his bald girlfreind
34:00 <johninja> so it was worth it
35:00 <Serenity> LOL
35:00 <johninja> nobody thought she was real
35:00 <Serenity> lucy?
35:00 <johninja> yeah thats the one
35:00 <Serenity> fark rofl
35:00 <faux> lmao
35:00 <faux> he doesnt let anyone speak
35:00 <faux> he talks nonstop
35:00 <Serenity> i honestly thought she was a figment of his imagination
35:00 <faux> he posted photos with her
35:00 <faux> in here
36:00 <Serenity> i dont think i saw them or if i did i forgot
36:00 <johninja> she looks like she has some pretty serious mental problems
36:00 <Student> he used to be normal and then he lost it.
36:00 <johninja> and is a fair bit too young for chad
36:00 <johninja> but whatevers good
36:00 <faux> i dont ever remember him being normal
36:00 <Serenity> yeah ive known chad since back when munstersinc was open and he was never normal
36:00 <Serenity> thats over 10 years ago
36:00 <Student> way back, he was normal. but in recent past something get into him
36:00 <johninja> i dunno if he's always drunk or what
36:00 <johninja> but yeah 
37:00 <johninja> i think dylan met him a few times
37:00 <Serenity> yeah he did
37:00 <Serenity> dylan and terry and alex etc
37:00 <johninja> he seems pretty harmless
37:00 <johninja> unless he was really wasted
37:00 <Serenity> they all have the same opinion of him and theyre all good guys so i trust em
37:00 <johninja> then he would get a bit agro and abusiv
37:00 <Serenity> hes mostly harmless yeah
37:00 <johninja> just annoying
37:00 <Serenity> he abuses a bit but its just random insults lol hes not purposefully bad
38:00 <johninja> like Student
38:00 <Student> ha ha
39:00 <johninja> he was drinking shitty aldi vodka straight out of the bottle when i talked with him
39:00 <Serenity> haha fuck
39:00 <Serenity> i cant imagine being drunk so much
39:00 <Serenity> i feel like im still recovering from friday night lol
39:00 <johninja> yeah i think its just a lifestyle
40:00 <johninja> after a few more drinks the next day
40:00 <johninja> you are kinda drunk again
40:00 <Serenity> it would be something you build up to i spose?
40:00 <johninja> yeah lol i get rekt too
40:00 <johninja> yeah i reckon so
40:00 <johninja> just becomes a pattern of behavior
40:00 <Serenity> i dont drink often enough anymore for it to become a habit
42:00 <m8> i looked at your mums breasts when i talk to her
43:00 <Student> was she topless?
44:00 <m8> not even
44:00 <Student> amazing eyes
44:00 <m8> she my nurse
44:00 <Student> or X-ray eyes
44:00 <Student> nice fetish
44:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> omg who watches the voice?
45:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> delta goodrum is such a cutie ^_^
45:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i want to marry her 
45:00 <Student> :)
45:00 <Lumeah> shes taken
45:00 <Student> goodrum is the name?
45:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> by who?
45:00 <Serenity> welp time to switch chans
45:00 <Lumeah> i sore her at a concert once. 
45:00 <m8> im gunna marry delta goodrem
45:00 <Lumeah> wasn't that good 
46:00 <Student> you "sore" her :) cool 
46:00 <m8> lick her out all marriage long
46:00 <m8> you taste great baby ....
46:00 <m8> sing me a song
47:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i dont really care for her sining
47:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> singing*
47:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> her face shes just simply gorgeous
47:00 <m8> i wanted to bang a heap of them soapie stars
47:00 <m8> yea 
48:00 <m8> hey are you in the cArlT0n_kR3w in rl ?
48:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> yep
48:00 <m8> fuk thats hectic
48:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> well not really, i was an associate
48:00 <Lumeah> saw
48:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i did body guard work for carl moran
48:00 <Lumeah> happy? 
48:00 <m8> ah k
49:00 <m8> i met some people were friends w/ them guys before in rl
49:00 <m8> they kinda wanna make some new friends now
49:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> haha ic
50:00 <m8> i met that wally fella got shot in the mall in sydney before
50:00 <m8> yrs ago
50:00 <m8> he was in prison w/ me once
50:00 <Doodle> hi
50:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> haha 
50:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i used to be a badass in me younger days
50:00 <m8> so i mean i never hung out w/ him 
50:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> got the chicks, the cars, the guns
50:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> the fights
50:00 <m8> yea
50:00 <m8> i still do tht now
50:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i was a hellraiser >:D
50:00 <m8> not much chicks tho, im a honest fella
51:00 <m8> i want some chicks atm
51:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> u a fan of game of thrones?
51:00 <m8> yea
51:00 <m8> but since i moved house nearly a yr ago i cant get broadband
51:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> omg did u watch the lastest episode?
51:00 <m8> nah
51:00 <m8> im out for a bit
51:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> well hodor dies :(
51:00 <m8> im gunna catch up w/ a marathon
51:00 <m8> whoever that is
51:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> it was really sad
51:00 <m8> u still a bad ass mfkr
52:00 <m8> givin away the secrets n shit
52:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> lol 
52:00 <m8> lol
52:00 <m8> hey i got some real strong cbd seeds here
52:00 <m8> if u want some
52:00 <m8> i can send em to ya in the local mail 
52:00 <m8> i smoke the shit outta them
52:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> whats cbd seeds?
52:00 <m8> (after i grow them ofc)
53:00 <m8> you know like cannabis 
53:00 <m8> medicine
53:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> ah ic
53:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> nah man im straight edge bro
53:00 <m8> i got the cancer cure here
53:00 <m8> it shrinks cancer is all
53:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i dont smoke, dont drink, and dont do drugs
53:00 <m8> cops seen my plants , A_Ok about it
53:00 <m8> n p
53:00 <m8> not now
53:00 <m8> that was the olden days son
54:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> what are u into
54:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> like anything out of the ordinary?
54:00 <m8> basically spent the last 5 yrs teaching people online to grow medicinal cananbis and i send them seeds to start them off etc
54:00 <m8> its out of the ordinary
54:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> ah ic
54:00 <m8> an unpaid job of mine
54:00 <m8> im p well known by the famous cananbis activists for it in america
54:00 <m8> im set up
55:00 <m8> im saving 60k then im leaving aus forever
55:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> nice
55:00 <m8> im set for helping everyone for so long
55:00 <m8> it paid off
55:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> what do you like most in chicks?
55:00 <m8> i like that they arent big n fat
55:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> ah yeh lol 
55:00 <m8> means they did a bit of research into themselves
55:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i hate fat too
55:00 <m8> and decided to please people as it is basic n simple
55:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> do you like their feet?
55:00 <m8> meh
56:00 <m8> i like their tits n legs 
56:00 <Clarkson> shads knows i not gay
56:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i love it when chicks have bright colored toenail polish on
56:00 <m8> im not fussy about the snatch eh
56:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> like neon orange
56:00 <m8> its a strange one to not care about
56:00 <m8> ah yea
56:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> its so sexy
56:00 <m8> i like it when they wear them socks that have toes in them
56:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> have u ever experimented?
56:00 <m8> the rainbowsocks
56:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> like with sexual stuff
57:00 <m8> get ur toes inbetween their toes, only they got socks on
57:00 <m8> yea i got kids n shit
57:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> im bi-curious 
57:00 <m8> i used to fuk like a hound dogg
57:00 <m8> i thought about it
57:00 <m8> not too worried tho
57:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> ive been fucked in the ass my a shemale escort at a brothel
57:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> and tbh it felt really good
58:00 <m8> damn
58:00 <m8> i havnt
58:00 <m8> heh
58:00 <TheRon> i'm interested in taking up cycling, i'm bike curious
58:00 <m8> theres plenty of people on irc will war a dress and fuk ur asshole
58:00 <m8> srsly
58:00 <m8> it aint that big of a deal
58:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> its not 100% gay as the shemale still looks like a chick
58:00 <m8> get on a dating site and leave a few msgs on there 
58:00 <m8> in your profile
59:00 <m8> one of them i joined i got like 60 couples msgs in 3 hrs asking for 3-somes
59:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> yeah being fucked in the ass by a real penis feels good cause the penis is softer than a dildo
59:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> with a dildo it hurts
59:00 <m8> cool
59:00 <m8> i didnt know
59:00 <m8> i wont need to try now
59:00 <m8> thanks
00:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> hrm the best anal toys for guys is a slim butt plug imo
00:00 <m8> i go to the gym alot
00:00 <m8> and them fellas i can tell are bi/ghey
00:00 <m8> checkin me out
00:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> how do u tell
00:00 <m8> n in prison i used to get asked alot
00:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> maybe they are just lookin at your muscles
00:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> wow did u have alot of sex in prison?
01:00 <m8> its like when a chick looks at ya for the first time before you ask em out
01:00 <m8> then you sit there feeling sort of offended they didnt ask
01:00 <m8> u know they wanted to
01:00 <m8> i ignore the entire scenario
02:00 <m8> i jsut keep it up , ab crunches and squats and calf raises are the ones they love watching me on
02:00 <m8> they go jump on the machine facing me bfore i gte there
02:00 <m8> .....
02:00 <m8> no sex in prison
02:00 <Clarkson> my luck with girls is worse than a pile of shit
02:00 <m8> i was hetero
02:00 <m8> i got kids
02:00 <m8> women are evil and annoying and they smell
03:00 <m8> so u got to be a smelly father that can put up w/ a female cheating brat
03:00 <m8> but i want all day long
03:00 <m8> but we havnt got... all day long
03:00 <m8> oh but "friends name" has one of those ones and says ours isnt very good
03:00 <m8> fuk that
03:00 <m8> stfu bitch
03:00 <m8> be grateful u get orgasms
04:00 <TheRon> remember when women used to lay back and be grateful :P
04:00 <m8> no
05:00 <Student> ha ha 
05:00 <m8> im only 32
05:00 <Student> coming from 56 year old :P
05:00 <m8> in the 40s n 50s n 60s n 70s they did
05:00 <m8> soon as they burned bras the white population ratio dropped dramatically
05:00 <m8> the other races said, fuk yea lets rape over them
05:00 <m8> it'll be ez now
05:00 <Lumeah> because men let the women cum first 
05:00 <m8> the other race women were glad the good looking white women were on the way out and allowed it
06:00 <TheRon> that doesn't sound right
06:00 <Student> ha ha Lumeah
06:00 <m8> other races are jelleh that white women get all the gang rapes
06:00 <m8> they love it
06:00 <Lumeah> ludicrous.. i know 
07:00 <m8> true huh
08:00 <TheRon> borat, apparently women have o give permision
08:00 <couleurs> Hi My Name a Borat I Have a Wife But She is Dead
08:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> the best orgasm is a prostate orgasm
09:00 <TheRon> don't worry i have anew wife
09:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i aways ask the working ladies i see for it
09:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> seeing escorts is the bext
09:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> best
09:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i've found
10:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> its easier than trying to pick up women in clubs, bats etc
10:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> u get instant sex when u want it, how u want it and without all the bullshit that comes with it
10:00 <Clarkson> it was fuckin funny.
11:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> most of the time i just want my cock sucked and a quick fuck from the chick
11:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i dont want to bother with the effort of courting, getting to know her and keeping her company afterwards
12:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> with escorts and brothels, i pay, i cum, i leave. simple and satisfying. :D
12:00 <TheRon> do you fuck on first dates, does your dad own a brewery
12:00 <Clarkson> so I usually just palm that kinda shit to them
13:00 <johninja> nice move Clarkson
13:00 <Clarkson> johninja is the clit commander, he will fingerbang anyone who gets in the way of the Clit.
13:00 <johninja> wow
13:00 <robot> lol
13:00 <couleurs> say something nice about me Clarkson !!!
13:00 <Clarkson> fucking making shit up and when i go to see wtf is going on with the other person
14:00 <johninja> haha
14:00 <couleurs> K
14:00 <couleurs> Clarkson: fuck u fat fagget
14:00 <Clarkson> but they said they aint nuffin to fuck wit yo
14:00 <johninja> Clarkson rules everything arounf me
14:00 <Clarkson> I think that's a load of shit 
14:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> http://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/13yearold-honours-student-dies-in-horrific-hammock-disaster/news-story/6d3b2267462ba6d2269fccefb8b66e37
14:00 <johninja> it is mate, i just made it up
15:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> 'Her sister Eren Sagun was in the hammock at the time of the incident and told authorities the brick column collapsed after Peri jumped in and her head was crushed by falling bricks.'
15:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> 'The girls’ father performed CPR until medics arrived. Peri was rushed to Mercy Medical Centre but died a short time later.'
16:00 <faux> hi guise i have a suggestiin
16:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> her head was crushed like a dropped watermelon.
16:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> like fucking CPR would do any good.
16:00 <couleurs> Ban All THe IdieTs
17:00 <faux> ye
17:00 <couleurs> #makemelbgr8again
17:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> why is it that ppl always perform cpr on injured ppl
17:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> some guy gets beheaded
17:00 <Doodle> #makemelbmediocre
17:00 <johninja> so they feel like they are doing something i suppose
17:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> oh lets give him cpr!
17:00 <Serenity> Press 1 to ban cArlT0n_kR3w
18:00 <couleurs> 1
19:00 <faux> love that me voting system works
19:00 <robot> idiets.
19:00 <Doodle> 11111111
19:00 <robot> 18
19:00 <TheRon> turn up sign off and walk out
20:00 <Doodle> lolol
20:00 <Doodle> 1
20:00 <Serenity> god the wind here is freezing
21:00 <Serenity> inb4 'wtf y u ban me'
21:00 <Doodle> bitch pls
21:00 <Doodle> its 10 here
21:00 <TheRon> i got wind too
21:00 <Doodle> ur wind is fuckin tropical
21:00 <Serenity> care factor
21:00 <faux> ITS NOT A COMPETITION DOODLE
21:00 <Serenity> zilch
22:00 <Doodle> thats a shame cos if it was
22:00 <Doodle> I WOULD WIN
22:00 <Doodle> ERRYTIIII
22:00 <TheRon> doodle expect snow on thurs
22:00 <faux> ye we know
22:00 <Doodle> oh shit rly
22:00 <faux> u r antarctic cunt
22:00 <Doodle> i just washed me car i dont want snow
22:00 <Lumeah> it's  8 here.  wind chill is 4c..
22:00 <Lumeah> nice huh? 
22:00 <TheRon> 1400 meters, what are we?
23:00 <Serenity> if you take into account different climates we're probably feeling just as cold as each other
23:00 <Lumeah> oh i should find that out
23:00 <Serenity> to be fair
23:00 <Doodle> no
23:00 <Doodle> you're like 200km further north than me for a start
24:00 <faux> perths 16 is like doodles 10
24:00 <Doodle> its not a fucking sliding scale lol
24:00 <faux> stop being a megaturdasaurus
24:00 <Serenity> you missed the point
24:00 <Doodle> the temp is the temp everywhere
24:00 <faux> do u wanna fight
24:00 <Lumeah> 900mters
24:00 <Doodle> YES
24:00 <faux> lmao
24:00 <Serenity> im not syaing our 16 degrees is the same as your 10 im saying im climatised for hotter temps than you are
24:00 <Doodle> I KEEP TELLING U
24:00 <Doodle> oh piffle
24:00 <johninja> i am quite cold, it is time for dinner so bbl
24:00 <faux> enjoy johnnay
24:00 <Serenity> dont piffle me its fucking freezing there all year around
24:00 <johninja> ty~
25:00 <faux> :0
25:00 <faux> )
25:00 <faux> .
25:00 <Doodle> i know 2 people who have just moved to qld and they dont walk around going OMG ITS SO HOT HERE I WANNA DIE
25:00 <Serenity> who gives a shit rofl
25:00 <faux> press 4 to ban Doodle
25:00 <Doodle> 4
25:00 <Serenity> 4
25:00 <faux> lollll
25:00 <Doodle> please
25:00 <m8> i moved way up nth nth aus once right as the build up started
25:00 <Serenity> [5:24pm] --> *cArlT0n_kR3w** i hope your son dies of leukemia. I dabble in the occult and black magic, and I put a curse on your son to get cancer :)
25:00 <faux> wtf
26:00 <Klutch> LMAO
26:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
26:00 <Serenity> yerp rofl
26:00 <faux> disgusting piece of shit
26:00 <Clarkson> everyon is a faggot cos theyre not paying attention to Atari
26:00 <faux> that isnt even funny
26:00 <Doodle> no
26:00 <couleurs> who is that guy...
26:00 <Doodle> i agree
26:00 <Serenity> hes perm banned now
26:00 <faux> that made me feel sick
26:00 <Serenity> fuck him
26:00 <Clarkson> he shows pics of the corpses he's found and shit that's right
26:00 <m8> who ?
27:00 <Serenity> oh me nboticed it to me too rofl
27:00 <Serenity> wow
27:00 <m8> ROFLCOPTER
27:00 <Lumeah> oh nice 
27:00 <Doodle> just in case u missed it
28:00 <Serenity> im fairly certain it was saemon
28:00 <Serenity> hence why I banned him
28:00 <stompin> eat a dick
28:00 <faux> i hate u al
28:00 <faux> l
28:00 <m8> not me
29:00 <m8> i go to the gym
29:00 <Doodle> fair suck of the sav luv
29:00 <m8> :)
30:00 <Lumeah> what has eating dick got to do with going to the gym
30:00 <m8> nothin
31:00 <m8> perhaps when one goes to the gym alot they suck less dick
31:00 <Lumeah> need a gym for your mouth to suck dick anyway 
31:00 <m8> damn
32:00 <m8> ur an asshole
32:00 <Clarkson> nasty shit emphysema
32:00 <m8> yep
32:00 <m8> glad i havnt got it
32:00 <m8> im gunna start vaping me weed soon
32:00 <m8> still smoking bongs n joints at 33
32:00 <Lumeah> either do i
33:00 <m8> 33 in 2 weeks damn
46:00 <dematerialised> good evening niglets
49:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP DEMAT
49:00 <dematerialised> excuse me dont be so fucking rude
50:00 <Serenity> fine
50:00 <dematerialised> just kidding you can be rude
50:00 <dematerialised> its ok
50:00 <Serenity> its foreplay
50:00 <Doggy> you 2 should have sex
51:00 <dematerialised> we already have
51:00 <Serenity> who says we dont already
51:00 <dematerialised> it was awesome
51:00 <Serenity> well fine just say it out right
51:00 <dematerialised> sorry i didn't realise it was a secret
51:00 <Doggy> you are no longer with steam roller?
51:00 <Serenity> try again in english
52:00 <Doggy> you are no longer in a relationship with steam roller?
52:00 <Serenity> yep still no idea what you are saying
52:00 <Doggy> what was his name? mike or something
52:00 <Serenity> ..
52:00 <Doggy> Paul
52:00 <dematerialised> im not sure who the question is aimed at so im gonna sit here and eat nachos
52:00 <Doggy> im having snitty and chips
52:00 <Serenity> boom
52:00 <dematerialised> bye
53:00 <couleurs> ban all the bad ppl op all the cool 1s
54:00 <dematerialised> hello @ amelia
54:00 <amelia> hai @ chu wots up
54:00 <dematerialised> nommuch, just finished nachos
54:00 <dematerialised> so im now chillin
54:00 <dematerialised> wbu
55:00 <Serenity> [5:55pm] --> *ChanOP** #melbourne is in OpRestrict mode. You may not op couleurs here
55:00 <amelia> yummm jus finished dindin too
55:00 <Serenity> soz ChanOP h8s u
55:00 <amelia> yours is better
55:00 <dematerialised> i dunno, the nachos tonight were kind of lacking
55:00 <dematerialised> they used to fill it to the top but this one was only half way
55:00 <dematerialised> and almost no cheese
55:00 <dematerialised> i was disappointed
55:00 <Serenity> mines better i have lamb
55:00 <amelia> where you get from, zambreros?
55:00 <dematerialised> ye
55:00 <amelia> roast lamb?
55:00 <Serenity> cutlets
56:00 <amelia> yah their mehican sucks
56:00 <couleurs> stupid sexy chanop
56:00 <Clarkson> there mad cunts
56:00 <amelia> yummm Serenity wins
56:00 <Serenity> n roasted veggies
56:00 <stompin> eat cock
56:00 <amelia> my friend going panchos tonight wahhhhh i didn't go cos i been binging too much lately
56:00 <dematerialised> hmmm brb-ski
56:00 <amelia> godamn rice pudding
57:00 <dematerialised> better
58:00 <johninja> ty
58:00 <couleurs> np
59:00 <dematerialised> ok nachos done time for shooties
59:00 <amelia> game?
59:00 <dematerialised> yeah
59:00 <amelia> which game
59:00 <dematerialised> you would never have heard of it
00:00 <dematerialised> arma 2
00:00 <amelia> you is correct, enjoy
05:00 <stompin> dumb kunt?
11:00 <robot> hi
11:00 <robot> how r u doin
11:00 <partay> the robotster
12:00 <johninja> http://imgur.com/ztApnbv 
13:00 <partay> princess Fiona
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freak
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
13:00 <johninja> wb
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> I donno what happened before - weird
14:00 <johninja> apparently you ragequite because of something that GoldSpade or whatever dude said lol
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh, i put that cunt on ignore pretty much all the time
15:00 <Clarkson> I'd still tickle her vagina
16:00 <Serenity> god damn dinner was on point
17:00 <President_Trump> what did u have for dinner?
17:00 <Serenity> your mum mate
17:00 <amelia> GoldSpade makes me laff
19:00 <partay> Serenity i take it shadowlurker made dinner 
20:00 <Serenity> no
20:00 <Serenity> i can cook you fuck
21:00 <partay> im sure youre a whizz in the kitchen
21:00 <partay> to prove it you should make me a cheesecake and a pavolva 
22:00 <Klutch> i think m8 was right
22:00 <amelia> i haf dis friend who is mentally ill, like bi polar, manic, etc. She got Instagram this morning and since then, has posted a total of 48 pics
22:00 <Klutch> im retarded
22:00 <Serenity> why would I make you something I cant even eat
22:00 <Serenity> dont think so
22:00 <Serenity> the fuck amelia rofl
22:00 <Clarkson> that is some freaky shit
22:00 <amelia> of useless shit and selfies
22:00 <President_Trump> what is her profile
22:00 <partay> is she hot?
22:00 <amelia> its so odd, i think she is bout to lose her shit again
22:00 <amelia> yeah she is very pretty
22:00 <Klutch> document her downfall
23:00 <Serenity> you can generally tell when bi polar people are gearing up for a manic episode
23:00 <amelia> natural beauty, jus nuts
23:00 <Klutch> i want to see her slowly slip into madness
23:00 <Serenity> if you are close enough to them
23:00 <President_Trump> i can tell when xm is yes, and thats just over irc
23:00 <amelia> i saw her when she was in mental ward n she wouldn't stop taking pics of useless things
23:00 <Klutch> lmao
23:00 <DK> http://i.imgur.com/AHXNurq.jpg
24:00 <amelia> like the pattern in her blanket, the roof, an apple core, the fuckin floor tile
24:00 <Serenity> its probably comforting in some strange way
24:00 <Klutch> lack toast in toddler ant
24:00 <thestig> flashhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh
24:00 <johninja> stiiiggg
24:00 <amelia> then she hands me her phone n says "look at ma photos :)" and i swear to gosh i thought it was google imaging "useless shit"
24:00 <thestig> ninjaaaaaaaaaa
24:00 <amelia> it never ended
25:00 <johninja> you just don't appreciate her artistic tallents amelia
25:00 <Klutch> sounds like she is more than just bipolar and may be actually insane
25:00 <Serenity> my insta is just full of food and cat photos
25:00 <amelia> hahahaha
25:00 <amelia> i think she is jus constantly operating at a very high level
25:00 <amelia> and always has to do be doing something
25:00 <DK> how many people does it take to start a riot? 
25:00 <DK> -1 
25:00 <amelia> and then she crashes
26:00 <Serenity> my best friend from school got diagnosed bipolar when we were about 20
26:00 <amelia> she used to come on IRC
26:00 <Klutch> ive been feeling a bit down latley so i impulsively shaved the side of my head. 
26:00 <Serenity> but we knew for years she wasnt 'normal' she used to do strange fucking things
26:00 <Clarkson> at the gay bar
26:00 <Klutch> I'm pretty much britney spears 2016
26:00 <amelia> did you know in high school she was loopy?
26:00 <amelia> with my friend, she was totally normal
26:00 <Serenity> yeah she used to just flip out for no reason at all.. like not just high school girl flipping out like psychotic episodes lol
27:00 <Serenity> i assume they were her manic times
27:00 <amelia> we were best friends in high school, she was pretty, popular, normal, funny, no issues
27:00 <Serenity> she smashed her entire house up once
27:00 <amelia> fuck me dead
27:00 <Serenity> she used to sleep around sooo much
27:00 <Serenity> i dunno if thats got anything to do with it all but it was when she was manic she'd go fuck all these guys
27:00 <Klutch> tbh i didnt think bipolar people were that severe?
27:00 <Serenity> they can be
27:00 <Klutch> i always thought it was just crazy mood swings and high emotions
28:00 <amelia> they must always have it, and then something(s) trigger it
28:00 <amelia> then they lose it
28:00 <Serenity> manic episodes are terrifying Klutch
28:00 <Serenity> for the person and everyone around them
28:00 <Klutch> my ex had BPD, im aware
28:00 <amelia> she got down to like 41kgs or something
28:00 <Klutch> she lunged at me with a knife once (y)
28:00 <amelia> when she used to be a lil chubby
28:00 <Klutch> used to talk to herself and hear voices when it got really bad
28:00 <Serenity> bpd shares a lot of things with bipolar
29:00 <amelia> jus odd how they go from seemingly totally normal
29:00 <amelia> to losing it
29:00 <Serenity> yeah its so fast
29:00 <amelia> and out of nowhere
29:00 <Serenity> i dont see my friend at all since where were about 21 but in the space of half a day she'd lose it
29:00 <amelia> it has to be shit to trigger it
29:00 <Serenity> from completely normal to nuts
29:00 <Klutch> was never fast for my ex, i could tell a few days prior before she went loopy because she'd just lose all interest in everything and be mopey for a day or two before hand
29:00 <Klutch> then she'd fire up and argue with me over the stupidest mundane shit
29:00 <johninja> i think its more they manage to keep it together 
29:00 <Klutch> and make arguments and drama out of nothing
30:00 <johninja> and then just lose control
30:00 <Serenity> yeah i think so john
30:00 <amelia> no i mean the first time they lose it
30:00 <amelia> she was always fine, i knew her well, she wasn't hiding anything
30:00 <Serenity> i cant even imagine living with something like it
30:00 <amelia> then something must have happened
30:00 <Klutch> amelia: anything traumatic happen?
30:00 <Serenity> anxiety is fucked enough but dealing with those conditions
31:00 <amelia> i think something must have but i didn't wanna push her to talk about it
31:00 <Serenity> teenage hormones can be enough to set them off tbh
31:00 <amelia> jus wanted to kinda be there as company
31:00 <Serenity> in women
31:00 <johninja> aw
31:00 <Klutch> Serenity: My ex lived in a delusional world where she justified everything that she did and she was never the victim. I'm sure it aint that bad living in a world where you're always right :P
31:00 <johninja> lol sounds like someone i know
31:00 <Serenity> yeah but thats part of having borderline pesonality disorder. bipolar they are aware of it most of the time
32:00 <amelia> she had long term bf, they had a beautiful dog, lived together, very unattractive girl them boom she lost it all
32:00 <Serenity> the only time they arent is when they are manic
32:00 <amelia> i think it must have been too much for him to cope with all of that
32:00 <Serenity> it'd be hard
32:00 <amelia> cos now she has a loopy bf i think he is in the same boat as her
32:00 <Serenity> living with someone like that
32:00 <amelia> yes definitely
32:00 <amelia> i couldn't do it
32:00 <Klutch> yeah
32:00 <Serenity> i dont think i could
32:00 <Klutch> i lasted 3 years
33:00 <Klutch> and now i run 10 billion miles away the moment a girl says "i have bpd"
33:00 <Serenity> id like to think i could but fuck it'd be mentally draining
33:00 <amelia> mos def
33:00 <amelia> aint no way i could do it
33:00 <Klutch> dont set yourself on fire to keep someone else warm (y)
33:00 <Serenity> its difficult enough for me to deal with peoples regular emotions lol
33:00 <amelia> hahahaha
34:00 <amelia> would feel pretty helpless cos there would be literally nothing you could say or do to help them
34:00 <DK> how do you think the unthinkable? 
34:00 <amelia> jus watch them suffering
34:00 <DK> with an ithberg 
34:00 <Serenity> anything you say would have the potential to make it worse
34:00 <Serenity> but never better
34:00 <johninja> lol DK
34:00 <Klutch> tbh the first two years(i guess..) wasn't that bad amelia, she barely lashed out/attacked me or played head games, so it was livable
34:00 <amelia> i think they jus need to ride it thru?
35:00 <amelia> true
35:00 <Serenity> really I have no idea
35:00 <amelia> but the options for people with mental help are fucked
35:00 <Serenity> it might be just a ride it out thing
35:00 <Klutch> after the 2 year mark she got fucking insane and her mental health declined and she started almost doing shit to hurt me just for the fun of it
35:00 <amelia> nothing to help them
35:00 <Klutch> and then turning around and being like "oh you know i didnt mean it" ...
35:00 <DK> Which girl was this Klutch? 
35:00 <Klutch> DK: Can you guess?
35:00 <amelia> jus dope them up on drugs and keep them in a place surrounded by other mental people
35:00 <DK> nope 
36:00 <Serenity> is this the one with your sprog?
36:00 <DK> cause it's been too long. 
36:00 <Klutch> JD
36:00 <DK> ahhh 
36:00 <Serenity> do you two know each other/
36:00 <DK> yeah, she has had issues for yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssssssss
36:00 <Klutch> yeah i was aware of it
36:00 <DK> even when Matty was with her 
36:00 <DK> hairy matt. 
36:00 <Serenity> answer me you pair of fuck holes
36:00 <johninja> i think its obv
37:00 <Klutch> but for the first two years it wasn't too bad, she had breakdowns but it was never directed at me or anything
37:00 <DK> no we don't 
37:00 <Serenity> i dont care if its obvious they can fkn answer me when i speak
37:00 <amelia> oooooo
37:00 <amelia> Serenity is bout to haf an episode
37:00 <DK> Yes Serenity we know each other through the rae scene 
37:00 <DK> rae rae 
37:00 <DK> hnng 
37:00 <DK> rave 
37:00 <amelia> FLuFFY
38:00 <Serenity> so you're both glorious poofs
38:00 <johninja> the REEEEEEEEEE scene
38:00 <Klutch> i am flaming, yes
38:00 <Klutch> problem m8?
38:00 <Serenity> nope
38:00 <Klutch> come flame with us
38:00 <Klutch> its fun over this side
38:00 <Serenity> i dunnooo
38:00 <Serenity> i just had dinner... i feel sleepy
38:00 <Klutch> i got something that'll fix that
38:00 <Klutch> nudge nudge wink wink
38:00 <Serenity> loool
38:00 <DK> nek minnit.. she is in a 12 man gangbang out the back of maccas 
39:00 <Serenity> im not your mum darcy
39:00 <johninja> oooh
39:00 <DK> hey she is only trying to be like you 
39:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt even bother with only 12
39:00 <Klutch> hahaha
39:00 <Serenity> i dont get out of bed for any less than 17 cocks
40:00 <DK> hahhaha 
40:00 <Klutch> "my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks"
40:00 <Klutch> "IN A ROW?!"
40:00 <Serenity> ahahaha
46:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
46:00 <TheRiddler> back from work
46:00 <amelia> hai asheh
48:00 <TheRiddler> hai
48:00 <TheRiddler> I'm looking at hotels for next month
48:00 <TheRiddler> for supanova
48:00 <partay> TheRiddler dirty weekend away
48:00 <Klutch> n3rd
50:00 <TheRiddler> atleast I'm not a druggo who would probably smuggle them with his arse
50:00 <amelia> SHeLF
50:00 <Klutch> nothing wrong with shelving stuff
51:00 <Klutch> Ever shelved a nang? Good for your insides.
51:00 <faux> SMuGGLe Bread WiTH HiS aRSe
53:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
55:00 <Serenity> oh carlton krew is wishing my kid dead again
55:00 <Serenity> far out
55:00 <amsy> who is it
55:00 <faux> is Kynetic an ircop
55:00 <TheRiddler> nup
55:00 <Serenity> no hes an asd helper as far as i know
55:00 <faux> darn
55:00 <amsy> they messaged me asking if i was still in norway then got pussed when i only said yes and didnt wonder who they were
56:00 <Serenity> im pretty sure carlton krew is saemon
56:00 <amsy> pissed*
56:00 <faux> pussed
56:00 <amsy> ffff
56:00 <TheRiddler> if you call bonny on here she'll see it
56:00 <faux> heaps pussed bru
56:00 <amsy> lol
56:00 <Serenity> bonny went to bed or some shit
56:00 <faux> i asked her in op channel earlier
56:00 <faux> she ignored me
56:00 <TheRiddler> oh
56:00 <faux> cunt
56:00 <TheRiddler> who is left?
56:00 <faux> grem and blackdickhead
56:00 <Serenity> grem is about the only optiion
56:00 <TheRiddler> lax?
57:00 <TheRiddler> is grem lax?
57:00 <amsy> saemon would have abused me for being a traitor though
57:00 <faux> no
57:00 <Serenity> lol when has lwax ever done anything to help anyone
57:00 <faux> shes weird
57:00 <Doodle> she sucked me off once
57:00 <Doodle> ok thats a lie
57:00 <Doodle> it was twice
57:00 <Serenity> shes a dried up old cunt
57:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
57:00 <faux> bb PB joined a channel that hasnt been registered for years
57:00 <Student> ok
57:00 <faux> and when he left she pmd him asking him why he joined
58:00 <faux> even though no one was in the channel.
58:00 <faux> stalker much
58:00 <Doodle> hai amsypoos o/
58:00 <TheRiddler> which was the 1 using the server as a personal camwhore spot
58:00 <faux> she wasnt even in the channel
58:00 <faux> SO WEIRD 
58:00 <amsy> lolll
59:00 <amsy> wtf
59:00 <Student> :)
59:00 <Student> evidence?
59:00 <TheRiddler> was it sketch's old chan?
59:00 <TheRiddler> umm
59:00 <TheRiddler> I forgot the name of it
59:00 <Student> or it is just another one of faux's fake home made stories
59:00 <faux> ..
59:00 <johninja> lol wtf
00:00 <faux> do you know who PB is Student 
00:00 <johninja> isn't there a goat you should be fucking m8
00:00 <faux> lmao
00:00 <TheRiddler> it's in the shop
00:00 <couleurs> Just Another Fake Home Made Stories By The Faux
00:00 <faux> wear and tear
00:00 <faux> lollllll
00:00 <TheRiddler> broken exhaust pipe
00:00 <amsy> loooool
00:00 <amsy> wtf
00:00 <johninja> hahaha
00:00 <faux> i love how confident he is too
00:00 <amsy> Home Made Stories
00:00 <faux> its weird but makes me giggle
00:00 <johninja> Delicious~
01:00 <TheRiddler> HoMe MaDe StOrIeS
01:00 <TheRiddler> - amelia
01:00 <johninja> I prefer them much more than store bought stories
01:00 <faux> lollll
01:00 <johninja> i think its the love
01:00 <TheRiddler> oh forgot to bold
01:00 <amsy> not quite
01:00 <couleurs> home made pornos :p
01:00 <amsy> SToRieS
01:00 <couleurs> -- TheRiddler 
01:00 <amelia> bwahhaahahhaahhaah
01:00 <TheRiddler> couleurs what was sketch's chan called?
01:00 <Student> PB = PeekaBoo
01:00 <amsy> LOL
02:00 <faux> rofl
02:00 <faux> PeekaBoo
02:00 <amsy> ahahahaha
02:00 <TheRiddler> btw we should hang out next month and get burittos
02:00 <TheRiddler> amelia
02:00 <faux> You're welcome.
02:00 <faux> - Sadie
02:00 <couleurs> idk tiggier
02:00 <TheRiddler> oh
03:00 <amelia> wait wot
03:00 <Serenity> another one of fauxs home made stories
03:00 <johninja> Total War Warhammer comes out today TheRiddler
04:00 <johninja> looks pretty sick
04:00 <TheRiddler> oops
04:00 <TheRiddler> I forgot to I have to pick it up
04:00 <TheRiddler> I preordered it
07:00 <amsy> lol ty bb
13:00 <couleurs> X-Man: Apoclapipss
22:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 pizza
22:00 <Student> may be
23:00 <couleurs> Oh Yeah ;)
27:00 <couleurs> Home Made Pizza with Student 
28:00 <GentlemanSausage> lel
28:00 <GentlemanSausage> extra student kthx
29:00 <couleurs> Female Student ;)
30:00 <Klutch> they noped the fuck out
30:00 <Clarkson> soon as i get faggot cop fines out the way
31:00 <couleurs> oh well... i'll always have pizza
31:00 <TheRiddler> what's a good hotel in perth
32:00 <couleurs> amelia's place
32:00 <couleurs> THe TaCo STanD
32:00 <amelia> you get to cuddle wif puppy
32:00 <Doodle> mmm taco
32:00 <amelia> and bring me burritos n schnitzel
33:00 <Klutch> why schnitzel, thats weird
33:00 <Serenity> why not schnitzel thats the real question
33:00 <amelia> cos i fuckin love it ok
34:00 <Klutch> burritos and schnitzel is just a weird combination
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <Serenity> schnitty burrito
34:00 <couleurs> Schnitzel Pizza
34:00 <amelia> would you say no to it but
34:00 <amelia> no
34:00 <Klutch> well..probably not...
34:00 <Serenity> exactly
34:00 <Klutch> but i wouldnt say no to much
34:00 <Klutch> so im not sure if that works
34:00 <Doodle> god ur so aggressive its just a schnitzel
34:00 <Serenity> fist up the arse?
35:00 <Doodle> see
35:00 <Klutch> only yours
35:00 <Serenity> ace
35:00 <amelia> who's aggressive
35:00 <Serenity> my hands are really cold right now it will sooth
35:00 <couleurs> I Don't Know Much, But I Wouldn't Say No to Much.mp3
35:00 <Doodle> me
35:00 <Serenity> soothe?
35:00 <Serenity> does that word have an e?
35:00 <Doodle> yes
35:00 <couleurs> Yes.
35:00 <amelia> definitely
35:00 <amelia> SooTH
35:00 <Klutch> definately
36:00 <couleurs> so does breathe
36:00 <couleurs> when it doesn't have the e it's a different word
36:00 <amelia> definitely
36:00 <TheRiddler> it's the sooth's truth
36:00 <couleurs> MIND FUCK
36:00 <Klutch> defiently.
36:00 <couleurs> Schnitzel Pizza
36:00 <Serenity> you are all wankers
36:00 <amelia> ohhhhhh
36:00 <Serenity> yw
36:00 <Doodle> i'm a wanker
36:00 <amelia> schnitty pizza
36:00 <TheRiddler> ^
36:00 <TheRiddler> I was about to type that lol
36:00 <Doodle> someone's gotta do it
36:00 <amelia> gimme
37:00 <couleurs> T.I.S.M.
37:00 <Serenity> schnitzel wrapped in schnitzel
37:00 <Serenity> mmmm
37:00 <amelia> they haf schnitty pizza wif rocket at that place in ciry
37:00 <amelia> its been done
37:00 <Klutch> with what?
37:00 <amelia> new york pizza or sumfin its calles
37:00 <couleurs> crasy mericanoes!!!!!!!!!
37:00 <Klutch> wtf's a rocket
37:00 <Doodle> .
37:00 <amelia> spinach maybe I don't fuckin know its green ok
37:00 <TheRiddler> red rocket
37:00 <Doodle> ok
37:00 <amelia> bwahahahah
38:00 <Klutch> amelia: dont let riddler near your puppy
38:00 <Doodle> i'm going to come back after the schnitzel convo
38:00 <couleurs> Pizza in Space!!!!!!!!!!!!
38:00 <Serenity> giz a look at ya rocket
38:00 <partay> once you pop you can't stop
38:00 <amelia> bwahahaha Klutch
38:00 <TheRiddler> I haven't done anything to a dog unlike you Klutch
39:00 <Klutch> it was one time
39:00 <Klutch> she was in heat
39:00 <Klutch> what was i supposed to do
39:00 <Klutch> let her suffer?
39:00 <Serenity> ..... ... . . . .
40:00 <TheRiddler> a normal person would just let it lose in nextdoor neighbours yard and let their dog have their way
40:00 <TheRiddler> or something
40:00 <Serenity> a normal person would have the dog fixed
40:00 <Klutch> well after being up for 3 weeks straight i wasn't exactly thinking like a normal person was i
40:00 <TheRiddler> true
40:00 <Klutch> it was cheaper than a hooker
40:00 <Doodle> wtf
40:00 <Doodle> r u srs
41:00 <Klutch> yes
41:00 <Klutch> everything i say on the internet is serous
41:00 <Klutch> at all times
41:00 <Klutch> 100%
41:00 <Doodle> oh ok
41:00 <Klutch> never told a lie in my life
42:00 <partay> Doodle how's your bitch magnet?
42:00 <Doodle> dandy thx
43:00 <TheRiddler> dandy boy
43:00 <amelia> http://m.imgur.com/iUvxHVe
43:00 <amelia> attitude like her mama
44:00 <Klutch> SHES SO BIG
44:00 <Klutch> OMG
44:00 <Serenity> she gets her looks from you :*
44:00 <Klutch> last time i saw her she was tinnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy
44:00 <amelia> i know right, she is super cute huh Serenity
44:00 <Serenity> def
45:00 <Doodle> is that a fucking holden cruze
45:00 <amelia> good answer
45:00 <Doodle> i hope not
45:00 <amelia> no
45:00 <amelia> yes
45:00 <Doodle> ok carry on
45:00 <Doodle> WHAT
45:00 <Doodle> WHY
45:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
45:00 <johninja> Doodle knows his inside of car interiors
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <Doodle> back seats
45:00 <partay> holy fuckballs the Holden cruze is the biggest bucket of shit on the road
45:00 <johninja> yeah bby
45:00 <amelia> it really is
46:00 <amelia> I hate it with so much passion
46:00 <Doodle> :/
46:00 <Klutch> then why did you buy it
46:00 <amelia> its old now like 2009
46:00 <Doodle> cos they saw her coming a mile off
46:00 <partay> How the fuck did that car even make it into production?
46:00 <Clarkson> that's fucking mad
46:00 <Klutch> 2009 isn't old lol
46:00 <Doodle> does the transmission still work amelia
46:00 <amelia> its terrible never buy one
46:00 <TheRiddler> should of got an astra
47:00 <amelia> it's like 7 yrs Klutch
47:00 <Klutch> yeah that aint old
47:00 <jigsaw> im looking for new car
47:00 <amelia> no i want my honda bax
47:00 <Doodle> lol so my car is like 13 years old
47:00 <amelia> haha
47:00 <partay> Doodle but your car is pure sex 
47:00 <jigsaw> small hatch, suggestions?
47:00 <Doodle> haha
47:00 <Doodle> pet shop jigsaw
47:00 <amelia> i like the mercedes hatch
47:00 <amelia> dey is cute
47:00 <Doodle> lol ok calm down rose hancock
47:00 <amelia> lil white one
47:00 <TheRiddler> mini cooper
48:00 <partay> vw r is the car you want
48:00 <amelia> i dun like mini coopers
48:00 <Doodle> they are nice but expensive
48:00 <partay> only $60K but pocket rockets
48:00 <Doodle> if i was buying a hatch i;d get a golf or scirocco
48:00 <partay> Doodle yup
48:00 <Klutch> ^
48:00 <TheRiddler> suziki swift :p
48:00 <Klutch> golf ftw
48:00 <TheRiddler> suzuki*
48:00 <Klutch> stop saying shit cars TheRiddler
48:00 <Clarkson> when the fuck did you become such an asshole manga
48:00 <Doodle> suzuki swifts are good cars
48:00 <TheRiddler> grannies love them
48:00 <Doodle> they go hard
49:00 <Doodle> and handle
49:00 <Klutch> lmao
49:00 <Klutch> okay
49:00 <Doodle> have you ever driven one?
49:00 <johninja> your boyfriend will love it
49:00 <Klutch> nope, but ive smoked one
49:00 <TheRiddler> I have not seen a young person drive a swift
49:00 <Doodle> i've seen heaps of young girls in swifts
49:00 <Doodle> and blokes
49:00 <amelia> i actually have 2 gfs that drive swifts
49:00 <Doodle> also i used to work at suzuki
49:00 <amelia> in their 20s
49:00 <TheRiddler> here the young girls drive lancers
50:00 <Doodle> yeah thats cos lancers are shit, bigger car same price
50:00 <Klutch> yeah the only people that drive swifts are old people or young girls
50:00 <Doodle> i'd buy a swift
50:00 <Doodle> slam it, wide wheels slick tyres
50:00 <Serenity> TaYLoR SWiFT
50:00 <Doodle> bam
50:00 <Klutch> :/
50:00 <Doodle> heaps of fun
50:00 <Klutch> you have bad taste
50:00 <Doodle> ok
50:00 <Doodle> apparently i have bad taste when it comes to cars everyone
50:00 <Doodle> /wrists
50:00 <British^Meat> im looking at a swift tbh :)
50:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <Klutch> down the street not across the road
51:00 <Doodle> doit British^Meat
51:00 <Serenity> gimme your car then so you can get a better one
51:00 <Doodle> theyre great cars
51:00 <Doodle> lol sezz
51:00 <Doodle> nooo
51:00 <Doodle> i heart me car
51:00 <GentlemanSausage> exo x brah
51:00 <johninja> ford laser 
51:00 <GentlemanSausage> evo
51:00 <British^Meat> just waitin on the bank to say yes and i'll have it
51:00 <Serenity> i love mine again now it works properly
51:00 <Serenity> after its BIG DAMAGE
51:00 <Doodle> ford festiva
51:00 <GentlemanSausage> yeh RS laser turbo 4x4
51:00 <Doodle> lmao
51:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <GentlemanSausage> yfuckin essy brah
51:00 <Doodle> good luck British^Meat
52:00 <British^Meat> i was looking at mini's, 306's focus's and swifts
52:00 <Doodle> focus or swift out of that list
52:00 <Klutch> out of all of those go a focus
52:00 <johninja> brrrmmm
52:00 <robot> sometimes i like to dig holes in the back garden
52:00 <robot> might be buried treasure
52:00 <Serenity> i like the look og the focuses
52:00 <Doodle> 306 and mini have the same shitty peugeot engine
52:00 <johninja> they are rally cars too
53:00 <TheRiddler> apparently the bmw 1 best small car last year
53:00 <TheRiddler> *won
53:00 <Serenity> my exs dad got a brand new peugot and then traded it in 3 months later he hated it that much rofl
53:00 <amelia> omgoshhhhhhhhhhh live chickens been thrown into skip bin :( :( :( :(
53:00 <Doodle> ye peugeots are crap
53:00 <TheRiddler> why?
53:00 <TheRiddler> take them home with you amelia
53:00 <Doodle> theyre like the daewoo of euro cars
53:00 <Serenity> ew
53:00 <amelia> i wish i could
53:00 <robot> citroen*
53:00 <TheRiddler> http://australiasbestcars.com.au/car/748/bmw-1-series-118i-sport-line
54:00 <robot> lol
54:00 <Serenity> he upgrades his car about every 2 years
54:00 <TheRiddler> give them to your chicken boys
54:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
54:00 <Serenity> but yeah this one didnt even make 6 months
54:00 <amelia> ultimate chicken girl
54:00 <Doodle> JESUS
54:00 <Doodle> thats a 42k hatchback dude
54:00 <Doodle> you can get a megan rs 265 for that
54:00 <Doodle> *megane
55:00 <Doodle> and go twice as fast
55:00 <amelia> a Megan
55:00 <Doodle> ye
55:00 <Doodle> her too
55:00 <Serenity> ive seen so many meganes around lately
55:00 <Doodle> even a megan would be faster than that bmw amelia
55:00 <Doodle> running
55:00 <couleurs> i got a 125i it was $55k new 3 years ago hEHheh
55:00 <Klutch> i dont get the appeal of megane's, i think they're horrible looking
55:00 <amelia> i dun like the bmw
56:00 <amelia> i dunno wot a megane is
56:00 <Doodle> i liked my bmw
56:00 <Doodle> it was $150k new tho
56:00 <Klutch> amelia; renault megane
56:00 <amelia> jeezus
56:00 <amelia> ohhhh
56:00 <Doodle> i didnt pay that tho lol
56:00 <couleurs> u rok
56:00 <Doodle> ;)
56:00 <Doodle> i quite like meganes
56:00 <couleurs> yea renault the only good franch car
56:00 <Doodle> theyre basically the pulsar sss we never got
57:00 <couleurs> cos formule 1
57:00 <partay> the pulsar sss just looked like a big sandshoe 
57:00 <Doodle> haha
57:00 <Klutch> it is a big sand shoe
57:00 <Doodle> all cars did back then
59:00 <TheRiddler> wut about a polo
59:00 <Serenity> marko
59:00 <Doodle> hehee
59:00 <Doodle> polos are cool
59:00 <TheRiddler> buy 1 and get the license plate as marco
59:00 <Doodle> bit boring but theyre decent
59:00 <Doggy> im sorry
59:00 <Doggy> forgive me
59:00 <Klutch> and then marko will bash you
00:00 <TheRiddler> beg
00:00 <TheRiddler> sit
00:00 <Doggy> just had best snitty and chips
00:00 <TheRiddler> be dead
00:00 <Doggy> washed down with a mc kenna bourbon
00:00 <johninja> lol
00:00 <Doggy> johnnny boy
00:00 <Doggy> china ya
00:00 <johninja> don't talk to me joel
00:00 <TheRiddler> wtf is this china shit?
00:00 <Doggy> whats up pal?
01:00 <TheRiddler> is that what you want to be?
01:00 <TheRiddler> a stirfry?
01:00 <Doggy> john thought we were partners in crime
01:00 <Doggy> gangsters of brisbane
01:00 <Doodle> ok so thats normal conversation over with for tonight
01:00 <Doggy> come buy some weed off me john
01:00 <Doodle> normal transmission will resume some other time
01:00 <partay> mc kenna bourbon lol
01:00 <Doggy> ill give you a can
01:00 <Doggy> for your troubles
01:00 <partay> top shelf eh Doggy?
01:00 <johninja> who let this fgt back in tbh
01:00 <Doggy> been working with dad all day fukin sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
02:00 <TheRiddler> top shelf from the duty free shop
02:00 <Doggy> got drug test next week
02:00 <faux> bans expire after an hour
02:00 <Klutch> lmao
02:00 <faux> almost banned Doodle 
02:00 <johninja> haha
02:00 <Doodle> hehee
02:00 <Doodle> i would consider it an honour
02:00 <TheRiddler> speaking of I plan to go to the duty free shop when I goto perth
03:00 <TheRiddler> I would like a free bag with my bourbon
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <couleurs> get me a limited edition super mario pizza plate pls
03:00 <faux> lol
03:00 <faux> ily
03:00 <faux> grt me.toblerone
03:00 <faux> ty
03:00 <faux> lolllll
03:00 <faux> SMPP
04:00 <TheRiddler> I was so tempted to get alcohol in singapore just for a bag
04:00 <couleurs> Mr Tobelrone 
04:00 <couleurs> they got all the big sizes their
04:00 <TheRiddler> I forget the brand
05:00 <couleurs> my gfs friend bought me like a 4L bottle of whiskey 
05:00 <couleurs> like i'm some sort of alcoholic
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <johninja> she just wants you to get drunk and easy
05:00 <couleurs> i'd rather 2 or 3 normal sized bottles instead bich
05:00 <couleurs> ;)
06:00 <johninja> get a decanter 
06:00 <johninja> its classy that way
06:00 <Doodle> dickanter
06:00 <couleurs> i got 1
06:00 <faux> fancy
06:00 <Doodle> wtf
06:00 <Doodle> its 5 degrees
06:00 <Doodle> what is this
06:00 <faux> its 10 here rn
06:00 <couleurs> i haven't used it tho cos i just drink out of the bottle
06:00 <Doodle> me fucken nips guy
06:00 <johninja> indubitably
07:00 <couleurs> j/k!!!!!
07:00 <faux> ye mine r squished in half
07:00 <faux> layinh on ur tummy when ur headlightin isnt a good idea 
08:00 <Doodle> pox
10:00 <TheRiddler> headlightin?
10:00 <partay> just tuck them into your shorts
11:00 <dematerialised> fagits
15:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/mNLYDJm.gifv
15:00 <dematerialised> i was hoping the second one would also stack it
17:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/YyXnqRv.gifv
17:00 <Hodor> haha
18:00 <jigsaw> KAKEY!
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there
18:00 <jigsaw> how goes old gal
18:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya good
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> you
19:00 <jigsaw> ok
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY6sqLpX1yU
19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Euro Golf Club Views: 85,727 Uploader: AddictOfMonster Uploaded: Mar 12, 2009 Duration: 0m31s Rating: 4.55
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you need a Euro club?
20:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
20:00 <couleurs> lolol wtf
20:00 <couleurs> what if you got a really fat dick what then
20:00 <BlackVelvet> Does anyone do PMs anymore or is that not cool?
22:00 <Doodle> Serenity has pms
22:00 <Doodle> sometimes
22:00 <BlackVelvet> :)
22:00 <amelia> most times
22:00 <partay> BlackVelvet only if you're getting your tits out
22:00 <Hodor> BlackVelvet do you have a dick
22:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <Doodle> the thirst is rl
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <BlackVelvet> Your nick is familiar partay. I see you haven't changed.
23:00 <TheRiddler> probably got a big black 1
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck yeah
23:00 <Hodor> "lol guys i am oldschool irc
23:00 <amelia> AHAHAAH kate
23:00 <Hodor> "i remember when irc was good
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> one can only hope he has a fat black one
23:00 <Hodor> "hows longie is he ok?
23:00 <amelia> pipes up
23:00 <BlackVelvet> IRC was never good :)
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was good for cock back in the day
24:00 <BlackVelvet> It was always a cesspit - even 21 years ago
24:00 <Hodor> every time
24:00 <jigsaw> yet here you are
24:00 <couleurs> U Can PM Me Any Time U Want
24:00 <amelia> kate did you get irc cock?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have in the past, yeah
25:00 <amelia> oh
25:00 <Hodor> she boned Skirmish
25:00 <amelia> REALLY
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah skirmish and i boned heaps
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> LIKE FUCK
25:00 <Hodor> haha
25:00 <Hodor> :P
25:00 <amelia> goshdamnit
27:00 <dematerialised> i should really go do some chores
27:00 <dematerialised> but there is too many
27:00 <dematerialised> and i am lazy
28:00 <partay> faux on the rowing machine 
28:00 <partay> https://www.facebook.com/RowingTurkey/videos/10153786802810547/
28:00 <dematerialised> is this sexuak
28:00 <dematerialised> yes
28:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/yHGLFwS.jpg
30:00 <President_Trump> dematerialised sing me a lulaby
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol that woman
30:00 <dematerialised> are you attractive trump?
31:00 <President_Trump> yes
31:00 <dematerialised> how big is your dinkle
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> small
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> very small
31:00 <President_Trump> i have big powerful hands
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a wig
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
31:00 <dematerialised> you have to earn your lullaby trump
31:00 <dematerialised> they dont just come free
31:00 <President_Trump> who do i earn it?
31:00 <President_Trump> how
32:00 <dematerialised> depends what kind of lullaby you want
32:00 <President_Trump> umm a sexy one
32:00 <President_Trump> what did that other person do to earn it
32:00 <dematerialised> you don't know many lullabies do you?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATmBOnMJJkE
32:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Deep Forest - Sweet Lullaby (Original Completo) Views: 1,517,272 Uploader: Miguel Ãngel HernÃ¡ndez GarcÃ­a Uploaded: Sep 25, 2010 Duration: 3m54s Rating: 4.91
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> this lullaby !
33:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xik-y0xlpZ0
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Cure - A Forest Views: 6,137,805 Uploader: TheCureVEVO Uploaded: Feb 23, 2010 Duration: 4m43s Rating: 4.91
33:00 <President_Trump> i want my lullaby now dematerialised
33:00 <President_Trump> 10 lines
33:00 <dematerialised> how about no
34:00 <President_Trump> why not?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijxk-fgcg7c <—best!
34:00 <dematerialised> because i said so
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Cure - Lullaby Views: 19,761,282 Uploader: TheCureVEVO Uploaded: Feb 23, 2010 Duration: 4m20s Rating: 4.90
34:00 <partay> kate nice beatme to it 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
34:00 <dematerialised> the cure is pretty good
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> they are
34:00 <partay> yes they are 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> and they’re touring soo
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> n
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> would have loved to go…. but baby :|
36:00 <TheRiddler> concert baby
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
36:00 <Serenity> -0p;o
36:00 <TheRiddler> the baby will turn out cool tho
36:00 <TheRiddler> :p
36:00 <TheRiddler> listening to the cure live
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah, the baby will be cool cos i’m his parent
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> duh :P
37:00 <TheRiddler> oh right
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26ELh7P2ZtA
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: INXS - Mystify Views: 3,637,962 Uploader: INXS Uploaded: Sep 21, 2012 Duration: 3m37s Rating: 4.89
39:00 <couleurs> https://i.imgur.com/ZxZ29Ju.gifv
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> I would so have his babies, if alive. 
39:00 <couleurs> the fuck
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> russia couleurs
42:00 <couleurs> ok
43:00 <DK> http://i.imgur.com/URmRtPC.jpg
55:00 <johninja> Australia to deport mother-of-five to UK for crimes 
55:00 <johninja> lol
55:00 <johninja> sending crims back to the UK!
57:00 <borednlost> like a toilet backing up
58:00 <couleurs> LiL ChaVs
59:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/48ExEZtn5os
59:00 <couleurs> lmao
59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ANGRYDAD honk if you're horny prank Views: 138,648 Uploader: Angry Dad Uploaded: May 23, 2016 Duration: 3m52s Rating: 4.50
59:00 <couleurs> hahahah
59:00 <couleurs> that owns
01:00 <GentlemanSausage> thats so adalia rose
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> that dad is a psycho
05:00 <couleurs> thank u
05:00 <President_Trump> katatonic_kate01 i love u 
05:00 <couleurs> Jeep the new choice 4 Bogans
07:00 <Serenity> angry dad is the best
08:00 <President_Trump> Serenity how was your day?
15:00 <British^Meat> lol
17:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef-fhREPK9A
17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Junkie on drugs literally begged me to piss in a bottle so that he could get his Centerlink payments Views: 192,052 Uploader: Mike Jay Uploaded: Feb 10, 2016 Duration: 0m44s Rating: 4.75
17:00 <couleurs> lmao
17:00 <couleurs> holy shit
17:00 <Clarkson> l-5-d: you're a fuck wit (one)
17:00 <GentlemanSausage> is that a thing now?
17:00 <GentlemanSausage> they actually take piss for centrelink?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
18:00 <couleurs> hilarious
18:00 <President_Trump> tisk
20:00 <johninja> kek
20:00 <johninja> WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> eek!
20:00 <Doodle> they can fuck off
20:00 <Clarkson> goodnight chickens.  i just want to let you know you all suck ass
20:00 <Doodle> my piss is private property
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> same
22:00 <johninja> for a pair of servo sunnies and a watch i might think about it
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> cheap
29:00 <faux> hi frands im back 
30:00 <Student> with new stories?
30:00 <TheRiddler> whalecum back
31:00 <Doodle> fuck its cold
31:00 <Clarkson> tina arena takes it up the ass
31:00 <Doodle> oh
31:00 <TheRiddler> which disney princess is faux
31:00 <Doodle> nice
31:00 <TheRiddler> proof clarky
31:00 <Clarkson> ahh this reminds me of the good old days. taking a shit and sitting on IRC.
31:00 <Maurice> faux is Lady from Lady and the Tramp
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <Doodle> :o
31:00 <johninja> she is jasmine from alladin
32:00 <Doodle> racist
32:00 <Maurice> Clarkson, I don't think much has changed
32:00 <Clarkson> indians are worst with boobs though.
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <Student> oracle from the matrix
32:00 <TheRiddler> that's not disney
33:00 <TheRiddler> who's your favourite faux?
33:00 <Doodle> DIDNEY WORL
33:00 <Doodle> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/61/68/55/61685580a74d1e3785b8a0f5011b0767.jpg
34:00 <couleurs> lol
34:00 <Maurice> Guy on my fb is at Disney Land right now
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <Maurice> I want to reach through fb and throttle him
35:00 <Doodle> if you do
35:00 <Doodle> after that can u reach thru fb and give me a wristy
35:00 <Maurice> Sure can
35:00 <Doodle> cheers thanks a lot
35:00 <Maurice> I'll even steal his micky mouse ears so you can wear them while it happens
35:00 <Doodle> omg
35:00 <Doodle> bliss
36:00 <faux> wtf
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <faux> let me read all the highlights 
36:00 <TheRiddler> you better say Oh boy
36:00 <Doodle> so just my lines then
36:00 <Doodle> i'll do me best steamboat will impression
36:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4sQYnvLDsw
36:00 <Doodle> y
36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Beauty and the Beast Official Teaser Trailer Views: 62,028 Uploader: IGN Uploaded: May 23, 2016 Duration: 1m38s Rating: 4.48
36:00 <Doodle> toot toot
37:00 <faux> LMAO
37:00 <faux> didney worl
37:00 <Doodle> lolol
37:00 <faux> yes johninja is correct
37:00 <faux> im jasmine as fuck.
37:00 <faux> arabs represent
37:00 <Doodle> oh
37:00 <faux> i even have a camel
37:00 <Doodle> i called him racist
37:00 <faux> he is
37:00 <TheRiddler> and a tiger?
37:00 <faux> :D
37:00 <Doodle> i have ur magic carpet
37:00 <TheRiddler> toight like a tigor
37:00 <TheRiddler> carpet burn
38:00 <Doodle> fingers crossed
38:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Steppenwolf - Magic Carpet Ride.mp3 (6.11MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 4:27)
38:00 <TheRiddler> there's alot of jasmine n rajar rule 34
38:00 <Doodle> eeek
38:00 <Doodle> nopls
38:00 <faux> still laughing at didney worl
38:00 <faux> lolllll doodie you do so
38:00 <faux> aladoodle.
38:00 <faux> doodladdin.
38:00 <faux> ye.
38:00 <Doodle> DOODLADDIN
38:00 <TheRiddler> -r
39:00 <Doodle> aladoodlin
39:00 <Doodle> or something
39:00 <Doodle> its very stoned in here
39:00 <Student> doode Al Fayad
39:00 <TheRiddler> robin williams
39:00 <TheRiddler> :(
40:00 <faux> rip 
40:00 <Doodle> robbie williams
40:00 <Doodle> :(
40:00 <faux> serena williams
40:00 <Doodle> he's not dead just shit
40:00 <faux> :(
40:00 <Doodle> ah the williams brothers
40:00 <faux> shes not dead either
40:00 <Doodle> great tennis players
40:00 <faux> just Ape
41:00 <faux> Ye
41:00 <Doodle> they must have gigantic penises
41:00 <faux> it is currently ballarat weather
41:00 <faux> a Crispy 8
41:00 <faux> nom
41:00 <Doodle> 8!
41:00 <Doodle> i wish it was 8!
41:00 <Doodle> :P
41:00 <faux> sbyoodiful
41:00 <Doodle> U DINT EVEN KNOW
42:00 <Doodle> DONT
42:00 <Doodle> etc
43:00 <faux> smd
43:00 <Doodle> @mp3 PSY - Right Now.mp3 (4.75MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:11)
43:00 <faux> LOL
43:00 <faux> Psy.
43:00 <Doodle> ehehee
44:00 <Doodle> cant understand a fucken word
44:00 <faux> racist 
44:00 <Student> :)
44:00 <Doodle> lacist
44:00 <faux> wacist
45:00 <Doodle> butt
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> wiot wot
46:00 <Doodle> faux is gonna show me hers
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo
46:00 <Doodle> i know its pretty exciting
47:00 <Student> appearnces are often deceptive
47:00 <faux> im gonna just chop it off and mail it to you
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <Doodle> ok then i can use it as a pillow
48:00 <faux> need a big ass plane to transport it
48:00 <faux> hehe big ass plane
48:00 <Doodle> ass plane
48:00 <Clarkson> my secret penis
48:00 <Doodle> haha
48:00 <faux> lolllll
48:00 <TheRiddler> hot clarky
48:00 <Clarkson> like gay cop
48:00 <Doodle> clarky has a secret penis on his forehead
48:00 <Clarkson> gay means faggot
48:00 <johninja> Austin Lee Russell, known as "Chumlee" on Pawn Stars, said in court Monday that he's taking a plea deal that would keep him out of jail on charges filed after guns and drugs were discovered in a search of his home in March.
48:00 <Doodle> ye
49:00 <TheRiddler> oh I see clarky
49:00 <Clarkson> Matthew if geeelong win by 90 points i will suck you off till you cum on my face
49:00 <faux> oh
49:00 <faux> clarky is a bit homo tonight
49:00 <Clarkson> yeah i know LOL but im still a cum bucket
49:00 <Doodle> LOL
49:00 <johninja> lol
49:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
49:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y1xJAVZxXg
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Televangelists (HBO) Views: 11,191,541 Uploader: LastWeekTonight Uploaded: Aug 17, 2015 Duration: 20m6s Rating: 4.90
49:00 <TheRiddler> best response yet
50:00 <couleurs> good video about y u should give all ur money 2 the church
50:00 <faux> 20m gtfo
50:00 <johninja> he actually talked to me before it was odd
50:00 <faux> i enjoy your 6 second videos
50:00 <faux> who john oliver?
50:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
50:00 <faux> goodnight
50:00 <johninja> <Clarkson> so I usually just palm that kinda shit to them
50:00 <johninja> <johninja> nice move Clarkson
50:00 <johninja> <Clarkson> johninja is the clit commander, he will fingerbang anyone who gets in the way of the Clit.
50:00 <Clarkson> How do you know that the guys she fucked werent screwing skanks?
50:00 <Clarkson> today better hurry the fuck up
50:00 <Clarkson> jus coz the cops turn up u pass all ur shit to me
51:00 <faux> lolll
51:00 <couleurs> he a comedian from united states of kingdom
51:00 <faux> CLiT CoMMaNDezr
51:00 <faux> r.
51:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <faux> clitninja
52:00 <Doodle> clitninja5000
52:00 <johninja> the latest model
52:00 <Doodle> clitninja5000 gold plus extreme
53:00 <faux> ye
53:00 <faux> clitty clitty bang bang
53:00 <johninja> i'm deciding if i should eat more curry or not
53:00 <Doodle> lol
53:00 <johninja> haha
53:00 <faux> yes
53:00 <RainbowToo> FGM sud be banned
53:00 <Doodle> hi ho clitty clitty bang bang we love u
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes do it
54:00 <johninja> ok fine
54:00 <RainbowToo> i a victim of mgm kk
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> for the burning ring of fire]
54:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kash01
54:00 <RainbowToo> i heard you a good nurse?
54:00 <faux> im firsty
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off rainbow
54:00 <faux> kate make me tea
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> make me cake?
54:00 <faux> ok
54:00 <faux> u make me tea first 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks :D
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> im in bed
55:00 <faux> me too
55:00 <Doodle> :o
55:00 <faux> dooodle
55:00 <Doodle> pox
55:00 <faux> make us tea
55:00 <Doodle> send me pics of ur boobs and i will make tea
55:00 <Clarkson> I don't know why but it seemed so wrong and right when one lesbian cheated and found dick
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <faux> god dammit 
55:00 <Doodle> ok then
55:00 <Doodle> pic of ur butt
55:00 <Doodle> pic of the little patch of skin behind ur left ear
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> random
56:00 <Doodle> dont judge me
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> me net is slow tonight’
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