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06:00 <British^Meat> lol u got banned from Facebook?
10:00 <Serenity> where the fucks amelia
13:00 <couleurs> :p
09:00 <TropicalStormJim> i got 2 shake it off cuz ma lova aint da same n he keeps on playin games like he no im here 2 stay
20:00 <RainbowToo> i want to study in mars now
20:00 <RainbowToo> something new
41:00 <RainbowToo> nope
45:00 <RainbowToo> so all the gays are being pardoned
45:00 <TropicalStormJim> why what did they do?
46:00 <RainbowToo> there were jailed for upto 15years
46:00 <RainbowToo> by the women hudge
46:00 <RainbowToo> judges
46:00 <TropicalStormJim> sounds gay
46:00 <RainbowToo> true that
50:00 <soil> good evening
51:00 <Pigeon> Good Evening Soil! 
51:00 <Pigeon> Nice to see you up and about this fine evening...
53:00 <soil> you too good sir
53:00 <soil> good to see you up scott and ready
53:00 <soil> good to see Serenity up
53:00 <soil> and faux
54:00 <TropicalStormJim> shuttup jerome
54:00 <President_Trump> hello TropicalStormJim
55:00 <President_Trump> how is the computer shop going?
55:00 <soil> who is TropicalStormJim?
55:00 <TropicalStormJim> ??
55:00 <soil> ahh yes we have Trevor
55:00 <soil> MR Hoskins
55:00 <soil> the fake cop
56:00 <soil> man tell me this, why would you come on irc and lie to ppl that you were a cop for?
56:00 <TropicalStormJim> theres a warm front moving in
56:00 <soil> did you think these ppl are such social retards they wouldnt possibly even be from sydney
56:00 <soil> or know where kings cross really was
56:00 <soil> they just saw it as some sort of magical place on underbelly?
57:00 <TropicalStormJim> soil, while im not addressing your other statements, to be fair u r a bit of a social retard
57:00 <President_Trump> katoomba
57:00 <soil> LOL
57:00 <TropicalStormJim> glebe
57:00 <soil> im a social retard?
57:00 <TropicalStormJim> ??
58:00 <soil> mate you never leave katoomba
58:00 <soil> ur a spastic who has no life that came on here to find one
58:00 <soil> a cop
58:00 <soil> from kings cross LAC
58:00 <soil> hahahahaha
58:00 <soil> what a joke
58:00 <soil> i guess you found afew losers on here to took your bait
58:00 <soil> but you were wrong in having that last
58:00 <soil> Taco what do you do for work mate?
59:00 <TropicalStormJim> wow like the last time u were saying this, I AM EXTREMELY BOTHERED N UPSET ETC.
59:00 <TropicalStormJim> brb minesweeper
00:00 <soil> ahh yes
00:00 <soil> run back to "minesweeper"
00:00 <soil> your way of accepting defeat
00:00 <soil> and exposure
00:00 <soil> taco why do you think serenity wont give you ops?
00:00 <soil> even though you beg
00:00 <soil> because she like e veryone else here knows you are a complete nutjob and loser
00:00 <President_Trump> taco did you wife cook you witchitygrubs for dinner?
01:00 <soil> LOL
01:00 <soil> taco the 'married' man
01:00 <soil> to a coon
01:00 <soil> Serenity is part coon
01:00 <soil> maybe thats why he said it
02:00 <TropicalStormJim> That is an interesting point you raise. Please tell me more.
03:00 <soil> you tell us
03:00 <soil> you told everyone on here you were married
03:00 <soil> to a coon
03:00 <soil> is that truth or not?
03:00 <soil> you sure spend a lot of time on here for a married man
03:00 <soil> who apparently is a cop
03:00 <soil> at kings cross LAC
04:00 <soil> which has all been proven lies
04:00 <TropicalStormJim> I do not understand why you pose questions that you've already formed an opinion over. Its not like you're a teacher
04:00 <soil> LOl a teacher?
04:00 <soil> is that the best you can do?
04:00 <TropicalStormJim> Its better than repeating myself every fucking night with the same stupid dribble :)
05:00 <TropicalStormJim> If john were here, you'd be dribbling about corn farms
05:00 <soil> i would dabble abit in the corn farms yes
05:00 <TropicalStormJim> Do you honestly believe you upset people, or people really value your opinion?
05:00 <soil> johninja is a loser like you are
05:00 <soil> but id have to say you are far more a loser than he is
06:00 <TropicalStormJim> Good for you
06:00 <soil> everyone would agree too
06:00 <RainbowToo> good on you
06:00 <soil> johninja is actually respected here
06:00 <soil> unlike you
06:00 <RainbowToo> who isnt fapping?
06:00 <soil> i mean im not liked at all but i dont come here to find friends and talk to losers like you do taco
06:00 <TropicalStormJim> Can we talk about will ferrell or something?
06:00 <soil> why would we talk about him?
06:00 <soil> will ferrell is a dumb jew
06:00 <TropicalStormJim> Because we're not social retards?
06:00 <soil> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> oh sorry, my mistake
07:00 <soil> talking about will ferrell means we are not?
07:00 <soil> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
07:00 <soil> taco u really are lost son
07:00 <soil> mr hoskins
09:00 <TropicalStormJim> if thats true or not, your still wasting your breath - therefore you're lost
10:00 <soil> taco
10:00 <soil> are you married?
10:00 <TropicalStormJim> i can repeat myself too
10:00 <TropicalStormJim> [03:04:02] 31<2116TropicalStormJim31> I do not understand why you pose questions that you've already formed an opinion over. Its not like you're a teacher
10:00 <soil> sure go for it
10:00 <soil> avoid the question
10:00 <soil> LOL
10:00 <President_Trump> TropicalStormJim what year did u get married?
11:00 <President_Trump> does your wife hate Trump because she's a coon?
11:00 <TropicalStormJim> why would i engage in a conversation where i can very accurately predict the outcome?
12:00 <soil> and what outcome would that be?
12:00 <TropicalStormJim> [03:11:22] 31<2116TropicalStormJim31> why would i engage in a conversation where i can very accurately predict the outcome?
12:00 <President_Trump> where is your wife now?
12:00 <TropicalStormJim> [03:12:39] 31<2116TropicalStormJim31> [03:11:22] 31<2116TropicalStormJim31> why would i engage in a conversation where i can very accurately predict the outcome?
13:00 <TropicalStormJim> I thought you guys weren't social retards :P
13:00 <soil> he has no wife
14:00 <soil> TropicalStormJim is that seriously your response?
14:00 <soil> a repeat of what you said?
14:00 <TropicalStormJim> My response was already expressed in prior conversations
14:00 <President_Trump> why do you pretend to be a policeman?
14:00 <TropicalStormJim> But you'd remember that, if you still had a memory
14:00 <TropicalStormJim> [03:12:50] 31<2116TropicalStormJim31> [03:12:39] 31<2116TropicalStormJim31> [03:11:22] 31<2116TropicalStormJim31> why would i engage in a conversation where i can very accurately predict the outcome?
14:00 <TropicalStormJim> [03:10:30] 31<2116TropicalStormJim31> [03:04:02] 31<2116TropicalStormJim31> I do not understand why you pose questions that you've already formed an opinion over. Its not like you're a teacher
15:00 <soil> lol
15:00 <soil> I can see the screen loser
16:00 <soil> taco why do you pretend to be a cop?
16:00 <soil> especially working for kings cross LAC
16:00 <soil> no mention ever of a hoskins at that place
16:00 <TropicalStormJim> The screen? You mean how I don't want to have the same conversation we've already had 20 times before?
16:00 <soil> why did u lie to austnet?
16:00 <soil> conversation no
16:00 <soil> simple question you could not answer yes
16:00 <soil> and would not
16:00 <soil> my oath
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> [03:13:50] 31<2116TropicalStormJim31> I thought you guys weren't social retards :P
17:00 <soil> hello Lumeah
17:00 <soil> taco what does that have to do with anything?
17:00 <soil> it is you son
17:00 <soil> that is the retard here
17:00 <Clarkson> oh fuck this feels better
17:00 <soil> what sort of loser would lie about being a cop
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> Refusing to engage in a conversation makes me a retard?
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> Umm ok
18:00 <Lumeah> hi soil
18:00 <soil> my oath it does
18:00 <soil> because anyone who had anything legit to say would just answer
18:00 <TropicalStormJim> Thats nice. I'm happy for you
18:00 <soil> hi Lumeah
18:00 <soil> you awake hun
18:00 <TropicalStormJim> brb eating corn
18:00 <soil> lol eating corn
18:00 <Lumeah> yeah 
18:00 <soil> a reference to johninja
18:00 <soil> lol
18:00 <soil> you are not eating corn loser
18:00 <soil> you are sitting on here doing a big late night pedo session
19:00 <soil> you have no wife
19:00 <soil> u are on here every night
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> late nite pedo session? what kind of children are awake at this hour? except for you?
19:00 <soil> anyone with a cop job and wife would be asleep right now
19:00 <soil> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
19:00 <soil> but you are not son
19:00 <soil> LOL
19:00 <Lumeah> woke up sore body needed loo then i get reglux then i have to have something to drink eat blah blah same shit every night 
19:00 <soil> damn
20:00 <Lumeah> not very nice. 
20:00 <TropicalStormJim> [03:14:52] 31<2116TropicalStormJim31> [03:12:50] 31<2116TropicalStormJim31> [03:12:39] 31<2116TropicalStormJim31> [03:11:22] 31<2116TropicalStormJim31> why would i engage in a conversation where i can very accurately predict the outcome?
20:00 <soil> whats wrong Lumeah?
20:00 <soil> why it happen everynight?
20:00 <soil> taco whats the outcome?
20:00 <soil> all you have to do is answer our very simple questions
20:00 <soil> but alas you cannot
20:00 <TropicalStormJim> [03:14:57] 31<2116TropicalStormJim31> [03:10:30] 31<2116TropicalStormJim31> [03:04:02] 31<2116TropicalStormJim31> I do not understand why you pose questions that you've already formed an opinion over. Its not like you're a teacher
20:00 <soil> as everything you say on here is a complete lie
21:00 <soil> nobody needs to be a teacher to form a truth 
21:00 <TropicalStormJim> I'm happy for your social retardation
21:00 <soil> didnt cop school teach you that?
21:00 <soil> obv not
21:00 <soil> LOL
21:00 <Lumeah> got open stomach or goal stones
21:00 <soil> you are exposing yourself even more as you speak
21:00 <soil> you should stop
21:00 <Lumeah> still deciding 
21:00 <soil> dont insult yourself even more
21:00 <soil> goal stones fuck that
21:00 <soil> you need to change diety
21:00 <TropicalStormJim> I'm merely suggesting that you should engage in another topic of conversation, instead of my life
21:00 <soil> you need to fix things up Lumeah
21:00 <Lumeah> maybe had ultra sound 
22:00 <Lumeah> im on a waiting list 
22:00 <soil> you can cure gal stone from vingegar herbal drink
22:00 <Lumeah> i have tried 
22:00 <soil> did you do it properly?
22:00 <soil> with apple juice?
22:00 <soil> etc
22:00 <soil> and apple cider vinegar
22:00 <soil> olive oil
22:00 <Lumeah> yeah that one
23:00 <soil> no luck?
23:00 <soil> you needed to do properly
23:00 <soil> and take it everyday
23:00 <Lumeah> not really.. olive oil? 
23:00 <soil> yes
23:00 <TropicalStormJim> yea also try not to be a corn farmer
23:00 <soil> olive oil
23:00 <soil> taco only corn farmer here is ur mate johninja
23:00 <soil> pedoninja
23:00 <Lumeah> i drunk it after every meal  for mounths
23:00 <soil> mmmm
23:00 <soil> Lumeah u should be ok then
23:00 <TropicalStormJim> tbh i dont really care if he farms corn or not
23:00 <soil> u need other way
24:00 <soil> taco u dont get it
24:00 <soil> go back to minesweeper ok
24:00 <soil> let me talk to my gf
24:00 <TropicalStormJim> nah upsetting you is more interesting right now
24:00 <Lumeah> lol
24:00 <soil> im not upset
24:00 <soil> lol
24:00 <Lumeah> i like the tropics
24:00 <TropicalStormJim> ^ denial
24:00 <soil> Lumeah you can have key hole 
24:00 <soil> also they do laser for it
25:00 <Lumeah> im on a waiting list
25:00 <soil> how much water do u drink a day?
25:00 <TropicalStormJim> 3,000 litres
25:00 <Lumeah> not enough 
25:00 <soil> how much?
25:00 <Lumeah> not much
25:00 <TropicalStormJim> maybe 72,000 litres
25:00 <Lumeah> lol
25:00 <soil> yeh how much u recon?
25:00 <beehhh> are we there yet?
26:00 <TropicalStormJim> beehhh, nope. My handjob has only just begun. Get the lube
26:00 <beehhh> beers are cheaper at tap than water in rural qld
26:00 <Lumeah> cup or so.  depending if im thirsty. i drunk liters on sat. not really much though the day 
26:00 <soil> wtf
26:00 <soil> 1 cup or so a day?
27:00 <soil> thats all u drink of water?
27:00 <Lumeah> yeah hard to walk around with a bottle 
27:00 <TropicalStormJim> Lumeah, do you consume any other fluids? What are they?
27:00 <soil> and u have physical job
27:00 <soil> not hard at all
27:00 <soil> and easy to drink water at home
27:00 <soil> before
27:00 <soil> and after work
27:00 <soil> or during
27:00 <soil> whats wrong with u ppl on here
27:00 <soil> seriously
28:00 <Lumeah> yeah tea milk apricot nectar 
28:00 <soil> forget that
28:00 <soil> u need to drink water 
28:00 <soil> 12 cups a day Lumeah
28:00 <Lumeah> :p. 
28:00 <soil> im serious
28:00 <soil> everyday
28:00 <soil> 12 cups
28:00 <Lumeah> liters? 
28:00 <soil> nah nah
28:00 <soil> just cups
28:00 <soil> glasses
28:00 <soil> 12
28:00 <soil> a day
28:00 <soil> 8 is standard
28:00 <beehhh> how about tea
29:00 <soil> but 12 is amount for ppl with gal stones
29:00 <Lumeah> tea
29:00 <soil> kidney issues
29:00 <soil> etc
29:00 <soil> tea helps
29:00 <soil> but herbal
29:00 <TropicalStormJim> he doesn't know a cup is about 450ml because he doesn't do any cooking, his mother does it for him
29:00 <soil> no milk no sugar
29:00 <beehhh> greentea
29:00 <TropicalStormJim> so yea 6 litres
29:00 <soil> taco actually i do all my cooking
29:00 <TropicalStormJim> shuttup jerome
29:00 <soil> nobody talks in litres retard
29:00 <soil> lol
29:00 <soil> 12 cups
29:00 <soil> how hard is that to understand
29:00 <soil> u fuckwits know what a cup is
29:00 <soil> obv not
29:00 <soil> its ur life Lumeah
30:00 <soil> u got the gal stones baby
30:00 <soil> i dont
30:00 <Lumeah> i got a bottle of water ok.  
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> how hard is it to express something in another way when somebody else fails to understand?
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> r u a social retard or sumfin?
30:00 <Clarkson> [22:18:19] blueballed so fucking hard I aint been blown off in 3 days
30:00 <soil> taco i said
30:00 <soil> 12 cups
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> brb minesweeper
30:00 <soil> easy to understand
31:00 <soil> go back to ur shitty game loser
31:00 <soil> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
31:00 <soil> Lumeah drink afew of those a day
31:00 <Lumeah> porn mate
31:00 <soil> do u drink soft drink?
31:00 <soil> prob
31:00 <soil> he recons he married
31:00 <soil> what married guy is playing minesweeper at 3.30am
31:00 <soil> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> I can see where this conversation is headed
31:00 <Lumeah> lol
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> Lumeah, how much cum do you drink?
31:00 <soil> why would you ask her that?
31:00 <Lumeah> yes his wife said fuck off its 3am 
32:00 <Clarkson> yeh well crysis is a shit game
32:00 <soil> whats wrong with u
32:00 <soil> he's got issues Lumeah
32:00 <soil> dont u agree
32:00 <soil> sorta like skirmish
32:00 <TropicalStormJim> no peer pressure
32:00 <Lumeah> yes
32:00 <Lumeah> no i don't drink soft drink
33:00 <Lumeah> just tea coffee water when i when i think if it 
33:00 <beehhh> best game the guy got hit by a train
35:00 <Lumeah> soil are u indian? 
35:00 <TropicalStormJim> no pakistani
37:00 <Lumeah> ah ok cool 
38:00 <Lumeah> he left us
38:00 <Lumeah> maybe we scared him off
38:00 <Lumeah> boo
38:00 <TropicalStormJim> maybe hes playing minesweeper
39:00 <soil> Lumeah no
39:00 <soil> aussie
39:00 <soil> lol
40:00 <TropicalStormJim> hey ur not supposed 2 laugh cuz ur angry @ me n ur fat
40:00 <Lumeah> Anglo celtic? 
41:00 <soil> yes Lumeah
43:00 <Lumeah> k.  what u do.  why u up this time of morning 
44:00 <TropicalStormJim> hey jerome what is the fastest time you've completed a hard/large minesweeper board? curious if you're a better player than me?
44:00 <TropicalStormJim> my best time is never
44:00 <soil> i dont play minesweeper
44:00 <soil> never have
44:00 <soil> didnt interest me
45:00 <Lumeah> i have when i was 15
45:00 <soil> i liked that skii game
45:00 <soil> that was cool
45:00 <soil> mine sweeper i just use to randomly click places for fun
45:00 <soil> sort of temptation thing
45:00 <soil> at like shops
45:00 <soil> never played it at home
45:00 <soil> had much better games to play
45:00 <TropicalStormJim> wow so we're evenly matched
46:00 <TropicalStormJim> im going to play it so i can say im better than u
46:00 <TropicalStormJim> brb minesweeper
46:00 <Lumeah> lol
46:00 <Lumeah> boys.  
48:00 <soil> very childish boy
48:00 <soil> Lumeah is my style
48:00 <soil> older woman
48:00 <soil> beautiful
48:00 <soil> south gong stype
48:00 <Lumeah> lol why do u think i live in Wollongong 
48:00 <TropicalStormJim> its because ur a corn farmer
48:00 <TropicalStormJim> u liar
49:00 <Lumeah> corn isn't grown here. 
49:00 <Lumeah> corn needs dry inland 
50:00 <soil> idiot taco
50:00 <Lumeah> or gets rot n mold 
50:00 <TropicalStormJim> u must not be a very good corn farmer then
50:00 <soil> Lumeah south of gong
50:00 <soil> south coast
50:00 <soil> corn is grown north taco u idiot
50:00 <soil> for a cop u very bad at locations
50:00 <TropicalStormJim> oh what do they grow in wollongong then?
50:00 <TropicalStormJim> marijuana?
52:00 <soil> yeh
52:00 <soil> gong has a lot of pot actually
52:00 <TropicalStormJim> wow i didn't know
52:00 <TropicalStormJim> brb minesweeper
53:00 <Lumeah> i sleep  now soil.  thank you for your advice 
53:00 <soil> see u soon
53:00 <soil> <3
54:00 <TropicalStormJim> yea thanks jerome u helped me 2
54:00 <TropicalStormJim> <3
58:00 <soil> she is not ur gf
58:00 <soil> so give it up
58:00 <soil> u have wife
58:00 <soil> i have possibility of her pussy
58:00 <soil> so fuck off man
58:00 <Clarkson> bah ive drank too much im going to bed i repeat words and shit im annoying me
58:00 <TropicalStormJim> lets fite irl
59:00 <TropicalStormJim> i dont want her pussy but ill fite anyway pretending i do
59:00 <TropicalStormJim> you hear that Lumeah 
59:00 <TropicalStormJim> you may be unwell but your still just a vagina to us etc.
00:00 <soil> shut up idiot
00:00 <TropicalStormJim> brb minesweeper
01:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok ive beaten your record now... your record is never, mine is 478 hours to complete a minesweeper board on the easy setting
01:00 <TropicalStormJim> u jealous?
01:00 <soil> i dont play minesweerper i dont give a shit lol carry on u loser
01:00 <Clarkson> i used to have a gay friend
02:00 <TropicalStormJim> say when you verbally pronounce irc.. do you say eye-r-sea or do you say eeerrk?
05:00 <TropicalStormJim> im just wondering if you'd describe Lumeah as your eeerrk girlfriend?
06:00 <TropicalStormJim> cause you should
06:00 <soil> Lumeah i will fuck
06:00 <soil> and suck
06:00 <Clarkson> fixmysink, why don't you get a life? trolling irc like some faggot
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> fuck bitches irl ok
07:00 <soil> if you didnt know taco
07:00 <soil> she is my gf
07:00 <soil> i will fuck her anal pussy and fuck mouth
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> also i dont understand how ur trying to pickup girls on irc and calling me a loser?
07:00 <soil> cum on tits
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> are you some kind of social retard or sumfin?
07:00 <soil> i just will fuck Lumeah pussy
07:00 <Clarkson> yeah well u dont fuck with teh syd leboz
07:00 <soil> and jen pussy
08:00 <soil> and u cant stop me
08:00 <soil> fuck wit faggot
08:00 <soil> bash ur head in taco
08:00 <soil> u fake cop cunt
08:00 <TropicalStormJim> wait, first off its that you have a chance with that pussy, and now you're in a relationship? Makes sense. Total sense. 100% logic.
08:00 <TropicalStormJim> You're a fucking idiot
08:00 <Clarkson> puto is male whore
08:00 <soil> my gf let me do what i want retard
08:00 <soil> im not a fraud like u
08:00 <soil> lol married
08:00 <soil> to a coon
08:00 <soil> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
08:00 <soil> taco what is ur wifes name man?
08:00 <TropicalStormJim> You're not a fraud? I'm sorry, but you just fucked yourself with your own statements.
09:00 <soil> whats ur wifes name man
09:00 <soil> ???
10:00 <TropicalStormJim> I forget or im disinterested, im not sure which
10:00 <TropicalStormJim> Whats your TFN?
10:00 <soil> tfn?
10:00 <TropicalStormJim> tax file number
11:00 <soil> i dont have one
11:00 <TropicalStormJim> looooool
11:00 <TropicalStormJim> so legally, you're a fraud.
11:00 <soil> i guess yeh
11:00 <soil> i dont have a tax file number no
11:00 <soil> never have
11:00 <soil> why would i want one?
11:00 <TropicalStormJim> something to do with financial income?
11:00 <soil> i only know like 3 ppl who have one
11:00 <TropicalStormJim> wth this isnt the matrix
11:00 <soil> not even my mum has one and she is a principal
12:00 <soil> maybe cops have tfns
12:00 <soil> dunno what that shit is man
12:00 <TropicalStormJim> you know you can go to prison for not doing your tax, right
13:00 <TropicalStormJim> or you can lose every possession you own
13:00 <soil> yeh so what
13:00 <soil> lol
13:00 <TropicalStormJim> sorry i thought u werent a loser
14:00 <soil> u going to dob on me coppa?
14:00 <soil> love to see u try that one hoskins
14:00 <soil> but go ahead
16:00 <TropicalStormJim> ur mother is a principal except you're not educated... makes sense too
16:00 <TropicalStormJim> you know that like, taxation issues, are policed by the tax office, right?
16:00 <TropicalStormJim> so explain to me, why do i care?
16:00 <TropicalStormJim> other than its a reason to call you a loser?
17:00 <soil> tax office so what
17:00 <soil> who cares
17:00 <soil> nobody does man
17:00 <soil> fuckl
17:00 <soil> im paying them back 3g at the moment
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> ur still a loser
17:00 <soil> so what
17:00 <soil> nobody cares
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> u must have a really shitty job 2
17:00 <soil> ur a loser
17:00 <soil> go to bed 
17:00 <soil> i dont care for ur nonsense on ato
18:00 <soil> i been ripping them off since i was 15
18:00 <soil> just go sleep hoskins
18:00 <TropicalStormJim> I think its only like $50k/pa that you can put into a bank account, without a tfn, before the bank freezes your account.
18:00 <TropicalStormJim> Except you call me a loser
18:00 <soil> lol
18:00 <TropicalStormJim> hahaha, you're not even earning minimum wage
18:00 <soil> my account is frozen now?
18:00 <soil> lolllllllllllllll
18:00 <soil> ive never had my account frozen
18:00 <soil> not once in my life
18:00 <soil> u really are stupid
18:00 <TropicalStormJim> because you're poor
19:00 <soil> as a cop did they teach u to bend to the rules?
19:00 <soil> lol
19:00 <soil> seems o
19:00 <soil> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> poor loser lol
19:00 <soil> "i will do everything ur magisty"
19:00 <soil> says the married man online at 4am to a coon
19:00 <soil> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> wow ur observations upset me greatly
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> loool
21:00 <TropicalStormJim> the poor loser is hurting my feelings with his fraudulent claim of superiority looooool
21:00 <TropicalStormJim> brb minesweeper
29:00 <soil> u prob have lori webster pussy laid out for u
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> pin drop yeah u heard it
47:00 <m8> bad ass
46:00 <gs69azza> mornings
52:00 <faux> hi butt
59:00 <Serenity> ahh good to see the 3am morning rantings were happening
59:00 <Serenity> far out
02:00 <faux> yeah i got highlighted this time. apparently i was up?
02:00 <faux> he is delusional
19:00 <Serenity> yeah lol good 2 c u up faux n Serenity
19:00 <Serenity> yeah no i was snoring you sad cunt
19:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <faux> i woke up at like 3 am and my nose was an icicle checked the weather it was 4 degrees
20:00 <faux> take that Doodle
21:00 <faux> competitions on.
23:00 <Doodle> ok its going to be 9 degrees tomorrow and 2 overnight
24:00 <faux> lolllllll
24:00 <Doodle> :P
51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh son of a cunt
52:00 <m8> yea you said it
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i just split half my beer on the ground :(
06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wb faux and hey tallone
07:00 <tallone> hey Snoopys_Gunship
10:00 <faux> ty
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> whats doing
16:00 <DK> backing up this laptop and setting up my music rig 
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i know how that feels
41:00 <Doodle> awks
42:00 <Doodle> that must be what blueberry og does to you
44:00 <faux> hes special
44:00 <Doodle> pethallllllllll
45:00 <faux> DIDNEY WORL
46:00 <Doodle> oh man
46:00 <faux> hi
46:00 <Doodle> i an still lolling at chez's bagpipe
46:00 <Doodle> issue
46:00 <faux> LOL
46:00 <Doodle> *am
46:00 <Doodle> toot toot
46:00 <faux> im a loopy today
47:00 <Doodle> i will be after today
47:00 <faux> im a bit*
47:00 <Doodle> jack is staying tonight
47:00 <faux> oo
47:00 <faux> howd your sis
47:00 <faux> s
47:00 <Doodle> they sent her home with drugs she is having an mri today
47:00 <faux> oh 
47:00 <faux> good
48:00 <faux> shoulda just done it when in hosp
48:00 <faux> idgi
48:00 <faux> weirdos
48:00 <Doodle> no mri people around that late
48:00 <faux> i see
48:00 <Doodle> APPARENTLY they have families
48:00 <Doodle> psssh
48:00 <faux> gosh
48:00 <faux> hw dare they
48:00 <Doodle> selfish cunts
48:00 <Clarkson> i got offered a job as IT fag at a catholic highschool
48:00 <faux> i need tea
48:00 <faux> brb
49:00 <DK> here... 
49:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> YES FINALLY A GOOD COPY OF DEADPOOL lol
49:00 <Doodle> pass her another one then she can show me her t t's
49:00 <DK> yessss
54:00 <TropicalStormJim> I thought I heard someone, but I couldn't get up because I was too tired.
45:00 <beehhh> `seen Tim-Sim
50:00 <Trail_Bludger> np payne no gayne
56:00 <Trail_Bludger> where are all the bludgers
58:00 <TropicalStormJim> centrelink?
03:00 <BlackVelvet> It is pretty quiet in here :)
04:00 <British^Meat> cum
04:00 <British^Meat> also, in response to your question yesterday, i do believe that PM's are still a thing, but myself i usually answer them with "not interested" and if i dont answer at all it usually means im not at my PC
04:00 <Trail_Bludger> ibeen hand picked by then PM julia
05:00 <Trail_Bludger> mamma wooo wooo wooo i will inject another 8billion dollar for cancer research
05:00 <BlackVelvet> Ah ... well, it's boring watching the channel most of the time
06:00 <Trail_Bludger> you've been a pervert?
06:00 <British^Meat> Im really not sure if there are more exciting channels, but this is one of the most if not THE most populated
06:00 <Trail_Bludger> http://www.abc.net.au/radio/player/beta/#live/news
06:00 <British^Meat> just a shame twats like Trail_Bludger are allowed to exist, coz it makes me want to just not chat at all...
06:00 <BlackVelvet> Probably so ... at least that's my limited recent experience
07:00 <Trail_Bludger> listening to ABC could help
07:00 <Trail_Bludger> all the dairy farmers in front of vic parliament for 50c levy
07:00 <Trail_Bludger> per leter
08:00 <Trail_Bludger> British^Meat did u know cameron david bought 1500GBP car for his missus
08:00 <Trail_Bludger> http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-36359921
13:00 <Trail_Bludger> i hope my mom dies soon
18:00 <johninja> https://i.imgur.com/nws02EA.gifv 
19:00 <gs69azza> sfw?
19:00 <johninja> yeh
34:00 <gs69azza> haha imagine that
35:00 <johninja> lol yeh
39:00 <johninja> Australia has a bit of a rep for being a dangerous place
39:00 <johninja> but we don't really have any bears or lions etc
39:00 <johninja> apart from the drop bear of course
45:00 <faux> i would cry so much
45:00 <faux> how terrifying 
46:00 <faux> also i get so confused with gifs like that cos i keep watching over and over until i realised its finally done and im just watching the same shit
46:00 <johninja> hahaha
46:00 <johninja> they look like big kittys tho
47:00 <johninja> I would be half "awwww" half "holyfuckwearealllgonnadie"
47:00 <faux> yeah theyre def beautiful
47:00 <faux> id still shit lolllll
12:00 <faux> that imagine 
13:00 <faux> freshy speek gud english
13:00 <faux> lolllll
14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck me johninja i would shit myself
16:00 <faux> eheeeee my 3 year old cousin is starting martial arts tomorrow
17:00 <faux> hes gonna be adorbs
17:00 <faux> but now he can beat me up when i chew his arm for being cute
34:00 <Skirmish> WOT!
35:00 <johninja> U WOT m8?
35:00 <Skirmish> Got nothing. 
36:00 <johninja> This shit player almost kicked my ass at chess
36:00 <johninja> but he couldn't decide what move to do
36:00 <johninja> and timed out after 2 minutes
36:00 <johninja> phew
58:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
58:00 <zaim> back
02:00 <johninja> hi, welcome
02:00 <zaim> fanx
04:00 <faux> wb ziam
04:00 <zaim> .
05:00 <zaim> thanks krissy
06:00 <faux> ILL KILL YOU
07:00 <zaim> U KILL ME???
07:00 <zaim> I KILL ME.
07:00 <johninja> she deserves it
07:00 <faux> oh
07:00 <johninja> always calls me johnaaay
07:00 <faux> LOL
07:00 <faux> lmao
07:00 <faux> fuck
07:00 <faux> dont make me laugh im coughing 
07:00 <faux> you will be responsible for my death
08:00 <johninja> :/
08:00 <Doodle> FAUX
08:00 <Doodle> STOP BEIN A BITCH
08:00 <zaim> https://youtu.be/hol5BPjnmoY?t=159
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Russell Peters You Kill Me I Kill Me Views: 28,292 Uploader: Fazel Afg Uploaded: Jul 18, 2011 Duration: 3m16s Rating: 4.78
09:00 <johninja> "Wife Discovers Browser History," unknown artist, c. 1586 http://i.imgur.com/6zgB0EC.png 
09:00 <johninja> lol
09:00 <Doodle> LOL
09:00 <faux> how rude Doodle 
09:00 <Doodle> oh caps
09:00 <faux> i am an angel
09:00 <Doodle> u know whats rude
09:00 <TheRiddler> sick faux?
09:00 <faux> yeah
09:00 <faux> fully.
09:00 <TheRiddler> that sux
09:00 <faux> HA HA GET IT
09:00 <Doodle> heheee
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
09:00 <faux> cos im leb.
09:00 <faux> hahahahahahadjfeldkxmd
09:00 <johninja> oh dear
09:00 <faux> .
09:00 <faux> its made me loopy i swear
10:00 <TheRiddler> I hate that
10:00 <dematerialised> good morning faggots
10:00 <faux> ive been sending bogan voice clips to doodle all morning telling him to put various objects in his butt
10:00 <Doodle> hahaha
10:00 <faux> BUT BECAUSE HES SELFISH 
10:00 <johninja> lol
10:00 <faux> HE WONT.
10:00 <Doodle> and i only said yes to a puff of air
10:00 <faux> TPOA
10:00 <Doodle> tiny puff of air
10:00 <Doodle> lmao
10:00 <faux> lmao
10:00 <TheRiddler> maybe do the baby voice :p
10:00 <faux> i cant im too manly atm
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <Doodle> as if i'm fucken selfish
11:00 <faux> you are THE MOST SHELLFISH 
11:00 <dematerialised> excuse me someone please acknowledge my presence
11:00 <faux> selfish.
11:00 <johninja> hi dematerialised
11:00 <faux> hiiii shane
11:00 <dematerialised> thanks johninja
11:00 <johninja> welcome
11:00 <faux> WHERES MY THANKS
11:00 <m8> fanks
12:00 <Doodle> wheres the crack in me screen
12:00 <faux> lollllllllllll
12:00 <Doodle> ehehe
12:00 <faux> im shy.
12:00 <TheRiddler> what's a good hotel demat
12:00 <dematerialised> i dunno i dont stay in hotels
12:00 <TheRiddler> damn
12:00 <johninja> just look at the reviews man
12:00 <Doodle> SO AM I
13:00 <TheRiddler> maybe I should just stay with amelia
13:00 <m8> i stay at yo mus house
13:00 <dematerialised> you may not stay with amelia
13:00 <m8> mums*
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <m8> is she a good sort ?
13:00 <m8> look the part ?
14:00 <TheRiddler> looks like my mum? no
14:00 <m8> i need a new x-gf , u can palm her off onto me for x amount of weeks
14:00 <TheRiddler> thank goodness
14:00 <dematerialised> is your mum not cute TheRiddler?
14:00 <m8> i thought my mum was gross looking
15:00 <faux> me mums beautiful. doesnt mean id bone someone that looked like her
15:00 <faux> awks
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <TheRiddler> yes
15:00 <dematerialised> that's unfortunate
15:00 <johninja> so you are saying your dad has poor taste?
16:00 <dematerialised> my mum was hot when she was younger
16:00 <dematerialised> then menopause hit
16:00 <faux> how old are all your moms
16:00 <johninja> i don't even know
16:00 <TheRiddler> I think she's 60 or something
16:00 <johninja> i have a hard enough time remembering how old i am
16:00 <faux> DOODLE
17:00 <Doodle> hi
17:00 <faux> lol john
17:00 <faux> i mean
17:00 <faux> johnnnay
17:00 <TheRiddler> my dad is in his 70s now I think
17:00 <dematerialised> i think mine is late 40s
17:00 <dematerialised> wait no
17:00 <dematerialised> she should be 50 now
17:00 <johninja> thats hella young
17:00 <TheRiddler> so she had you young
17:00 <Doodle> me mum is 66
17:00 <Doodle> me dad is 71
18:00 <TheRiddler> I think I'm going to go with adina apartment hotel
18:00 <TheRiddler> because it's opposite the convention center
18:00 <TheRon> how about this weather
18:00 <dematerialised> ohhh i know that one TheRiddler
19:00 <dematerialised> that should be pretty good
19:00 <TheRiddler> that way I can drop off shit 
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <dematerialised> yeah it's super handy
19:00 <dematerialised> it's an older looking building but it looks nice driving past at night
19:00 <dematerialised> so the interior probably isnt that bad
19:00 <TheRiddler> and not have to queue up
19:00 <TheRiddler> to get in
20:00 <TheRiddler> apparently it says that have deep soak tubs
20:00 <faux> wait what
20:00 <faux> how old are u dem
20:00 <dematerialised> yeah they do
20:00 <faux> at
20:00 <faux> erialisef
20:00 <faux> d
20:00 <dematerialised> i just remembered i've been there before
20:00 <TheRiddler> *they
21:00 <TheRiddler> also 15% off the bar
21:00 <johninja> lol
21:00 <johninja> its only 25% more expensive than the bar down the road
21:00 <dematerialised> nice
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol probably
22:00 <TheRon> those beers with the lemon on top cost $12 ?
23:00 <dematerialised> who puts a lemon on a beer
23:00 <johninja> well they do it with coronas a fair bit
23:00 <TheRon> aussies drinking south american beers
23:00 <johninja> its so everyone knows you are a faggot
23:00 <dematerialised> that's nonsense
23:00 <dematerialised> beer is beer, you drink it not eat it
23:00 <dematerialised> silly people
24:00 <TheRiddler> I have some coronas like 2yrs pass it's best before date
24:00 <johninja> lol
24:00 <johninja> chuck some lemonade in with them
24:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder if they taste better
24:00 <johninja> good 2 go
24:00 <dematerialised> haha
24:00 <TheRon> coronas are handy when you just tried a dodgy local brew, it cleans the pallet 
25:00 <dematerialised> agreed
25:00 <dematerialised> also faux im 42
25:00 <dematerialised> ir 43
25:00 <dematerialised> i've forgotten
25:00 <faux> dont be acunt
25:00 <faux> i will fight u irl
25:00 <dematerialised> i will destroy you
25:00 <TheRiddler> so she had you at 7?
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <dematerialised> yes TheRiddler
26:00 <johninja> thats even younger than mohammeds wife
26:00 <johninja> PBUH
26:00 <dematerialised> haha
26:00 <dematerialised> PBUH
26:00 <TheRon> anyone gotta a pic of mohummad drinking tea?
27:00 <johninja> i should draw one
27:00 <TheRon> i just wanna start a war
27:00 <faux> can we not be rude
27:00 <johninja> some people just want to watch the world burn
27:00 <faux> there are muslims present.
27:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <faux> we must respect all
27:00 <faux> tysm
27:00 <Doodle> ReSpeK Awl
28:00 <faux> DIDNEY WORL
28:00 <faux> lmao
28:00 <faux> can you send me that pic again pls
28:00 <Doodle> lolol
28:00 <faux> i forgot to save it
28:00 <TheRiddler> https://au.hotels.com/hotel/details.html?FPQ=3&WOE=1&q-localised-check-out=27/06/2016&WOD=5&q-room-0-children=0&pa=88&tab=description&JHR=5&q-localised-check-in=24/06/2016&hotel-id=222713&q-room-0-adults=1&YGF=14&MGT=3&ZSX=0&SYE=3
28:00 <Doodle> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/61/68/55/61685580a74d1e3785b8a0f5011b0767.jpg
28:00 <TheRon> i forgot 420
28:00 <TheRiddler> what does it mean when it says free room upgrade?
28:00 <Doodle> i have a kid here
28:00 <faux> rofl ty
29:00 <johninja> thats a bit weird
29:00 <johninja> I guess you get a double room at the single price?
29:00 <johninja> something like that
29:00 <dematerialised> riddler free room upgrade means you generally get a double if you paid for single
29:00 <TheRiddler> respepta
29:00 <dematerialised> or you get the next step up of that single room i.e spa or something
29:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO5t4U7ajiI
29:00 <TheRiddler> oh
30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bulletproof - Disney land scene Views: 178,789 Uploader: InjecteDVenoM Uploaded: Oct 17, 2007 Duration: 0m47s Rating: 4.82
30:00 <johninja> why do they bother WiFi Policy: Up to 100mbs data is complimentary per 24 hours, per room; up to 4 devices can connect. Additional data is available for the remainder of the 24 hour period (surcharge).
31:00 <johninja> 100mbs
32:00 <johninja> http://imgur.com/r/funny/qrT9bE2 
32:00 <johninja> woops, sorry if i offended any neo nazis
32:00 <Clarkson> Attila fuck chinese rats
35:00 <Doodle> dont be racist Clarky
35:00 <Clarkson> smells like cum
35:00 <Doodle> oh
35:00 <TheRiddler> ew 100mbs
35:00 <TheRiddler> how am I supposed to watch porn on that
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <Doodle> easily?
35:00 <Doodle> oh mbs not mps
36:00 <TheRiddler> I have 11gbs for my mobile anyways
36:00 <johninja> yeah a place i stayed had 25mbs
36:00 <johninja> why don't they just get unlimited
37:00 <johninja> they want to state that they have free internet and its some poxy ammount
37:00 <johninja> just pisses the customer off
37:00 <TheRiddler> I think it maybe a industry thing
39:00 <johninja> theres this shit motel i stay at owned by a chinese lady
39:00 <johninja> but i keep going back because it has unlimited net
39:00 <johninja> torrent the fuck out of everything i can
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <TheRiddler> nice
40:00 <TheRiddler> I think we're the only country that does it
40:00 <johninja> unlimited?
40:00 <faux> making calamari for dinssss
40:00 <TheRiddler> no I mean the limited 100mbs or whatever
40:00 <TheRon> 2 unlimited?
41:00 <johninja> ohh yeah probably
41:00 <faux> well im baking it.
41:00 <TheRiddler> nice faux
41:00 <faux> not making it from scratch 
41:00 <faux> lll
41:00 <faux> lol*
41:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not sure what to do for dinner
41:00 <faux> what are your options
41:00 <TheRiddler> I'm considering asking my brother what he plans to do
42:00 <TheRon> mexican?
43:00 <TheRiddler> my options are mac n cheese, pizza pockets, pizza triangles, pizza, fish cocktails, chunky soup, instant noodles
43:00 <TheRon> steak?
43:00 <TheRiddler> that's off the top of my head lol
43:00 <johninja> lol
44:00 <johninja> you should probably eat the fish cocktails before they go off
45:00 <faux> fish cockys and salad
45:00 <faux> done and done
45:00 <Doodle> i think u should have the pizza pockets, pizza and pizza triangles
46:00 <johninja> the holy pizza trinity
47:00 <TheRon> you like to put fish sticks in your mouth? you must be a gay fish
47:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going halves in pizza with bro
48:00 <faux> well ok
48:00 <faux> fine!
48:00 <johninja> go pick up total warhammer
48:00 <johninja> i want to see what you think
49:00 <TheRon> go queensland!!
49:00 <johninja> NSW gonna get smashed tbh
49:00 <faux> look
49:00 <TheRon> excellent
49:00 <faux> do youz guize wanna fight 
49:00 <johninja> laurie daley will be fired
50:00 <johninja> but its not really his fault
50:00 <johninja> you can't polish a turd
50:00 <TheRon> certainly not
50:00 <johninja> how cool is this bus btw http://i.imgur.com/vUlvzrY.gifv 
52:00 <TheRon> i love life and rugby league
52:00 <johninja> thats a bit odd for a vic
54:00 <faux> why
54:00 <faux> home of the storm
54:00 <TheRiddler> I'll have to pick it up tomorrow
54:00 <faux> wow its freezing outside
55:00 <faux> i took me clothes off and now i feel dick
55:00 <faux> sick
55:00 <johninja> lol
55:00 <johninja> fruedian
55:00 <TheRon> clothes off ay?
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <faux> i mean off the line
55:00 <faux> fucking hell
55:00 <Doodle> oh
55:00 <TheRon> my mistake
55:00 <faux> its actually like ice
56:00 <TheRon> less than 5 degrees in ballarat
56:00 <TheRiddler> !addquote [14:55] <@faux> i took me clothes off and now i feel dick
56:00 <faux> its an ugly type of cold cos im sick like my bones feel frozen
56:00 <TheRiddler> :p
56:00 <Doodle> :(
56:00 <faux> Ashley
56:00 <faux> do you wanna get bashed
56:00 <Doodle> why does he get all the fun
56:00 <faux> lol
56:00 <TheRon> i missed the sexual reference
56:00 <faux> ffs
56:00 <Doodle> lool
56:00 <faux> i gave u crack mate
56:00 <faux> das enuf
56:00 <Doodle> ye
57:00 <Doodle> i'm a crack whore now
57:00 <faux> yw
57:00 <TheRon> crack as in arse?
57:00 <faux> yes
57:00 <faux> i showed him my butt 
57:00 <faux> and he didnt even make me tea
57:00 <faux> such a cunt
58:00 <Doodle> well
58:00 <faux> dont well me
58:00 <Doodle> i would but me face is stuck in ur butt
58:00 <TheRon> distracted by the arse
58:00 <faux> your hands are free though
58:00 <Doodle> i cant see tho
58:00 <Doodle> you'll have 2 guide me
58:00 <faux> sick pf u
59:00 <Doodle> lolol
00:00 <TheRiddler> Doodle put the kettle
03:00 <faux> my face is like boiling
03:00 <faux> but im shivering 2 death
03:00 <faux> die
04:00 <Doodle> :(
06:00 <faux> AND STAY OUT
07:00 <Doodle> :o
07:00 <faux> eheheh
07:00 <faux> she knows i luff her muff
07:00 <Doodle> pix
07:00 <faux> i dont have any
07:00 <Doodle> oh
07:00 <faux> and i havent eben seen it
07:00 <faux> so u can wait
07:00 <faux> ok
07:00 <Doodle> amateur
07:00 <johninja> its odd she pinged out at the same time as that other dude
07:00 <faux> excuse me
07:00 <Doodle> hahaha
07:00 <faux> HAVE YOU
07:00 <johninja> she's totes trolling us all
08:00 <johninja> not even in norway
08:00 <Doodle> no
08:00 <faux> lucky
08:00 <faux> i was gona punch her
08:00 <Doodle> as if she would show me lol
08:00 <faux> why not
08:00 <Doodle> lol she just wouldnt
08:00 <faux> i prob wouldnt either if i had a bf of like 8 years
09:00 <Doodle> now fiance
09:00 <faux> ur lucky im forever alone
09:00 <Doodle> inorite
09:00 <faux> getting all me bits out
09:00 <Doodle> 4eva on loan
09:00 <faux> that gives me an idea
09:00 <faux> TheRiddler: 
09:00 <faux> where u at
09:00 <Doodle> stop it
09:00 <Doodle> now
09:00 <faux> ehat
09:00 <faux> its harmless
09:00 <Doodle> whatever it is
10:00 <faux> dont u boss me around
10:00 <Doodle> you'll injure him
10:00 <faux> ITS HARMLESS
10:00 <faux> i just want him to sit on a glass table and take a pic from underneath 
10:00 <faux> LOL
10:00 <Doodle> whattttttttt
10:00 <Doodle> why
10:00 <faux> im curious
11:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
11:00 <faux> yes my son
11:00 <Doodle> google it
11:00 <faux> find me pox
11:00 <Doodle> hells no
11:00 <Clarkson> hopefully it has heaps of cocks in it
11:00 <Doodle> loool
11:00 <faux> lmao
11:00 <faux> ily Clarkson 
11:00 <Clarkson> she knows its tits or gtfo
11:00 <faux> oh
11:00 <faux> fight me clarky
11:00 <Clarkson> this shit sends ppl insane
12:00 <faux> ehw
12:00 <faux> ehehehedkciclsnd
12:00 <Doodle> hehee
13:00 <m8> im fukn baked
14:00 <TheRon> anzac'd?
14:00 <m8> smoke
15:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13237707_1787827001465304_6892269144957589743_n.jpg?oh=62f43a33a88bdc632974c656f756aab1&oe=57C74E0D for faux
15:00 <m8> im into the gym alot
15:00 <m8> that wasn t even funny
16:00 <TheRiddler> you're not funny
16:00 <m8> http://www.chocolatecoveredlies.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/nigger.jpg
16:00 <faux> lmao ash
17:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/BO2s8OS
17:00 <faux> excuse me
17:00 <faux> as a sand nigger i am offended
17:00 <faux> get out m8
17:00 <m8> lololol
17:00 <faux> im not joking
17:00 <faux> leave 
17:00 <m8> im really alot happier atm
17:00 <m8> srsly
17:00 <faux> ye
17:00 <faux> bye bitch 
17:00 <m8> u made my day
17:00 <faux> lol
17:00 <faux> why
18:00 <faux> what.
18:00 <m8> coz i even upset a sandy
18:00 <faux> lmao
18:00 <faux> a sandy
18:00 <m8> im a jew blood 
18:00 <m8> so suk it
18:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13263924_1091438717571775_2219850683398153162_n.jpg?oh=bd8efca89f759f57a54bbeeb858633bb&oe=579A0E93
18:00 <m8> long time ago tho
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <m8> yea that was p fukn good htat one
19:00 <faux> im hungry
19:00 <m8> yea i only eat kosher or halal foods coz otherwise my stomach starts to rot away
19:00 <Doodle> same
19:00 <faux> and i can smell me food cookin
19:00 <faux> smakin it worse
19:00 <Doodle> yum
19:00 <faux> ye
19:00 <faux> come eat
19:00 <Doodle> eehiuuehieuue
19:00 <m8> woolworths delivery in the morning 
19:00 <faux> ill save u half a calamari
19:00 <Doodle> lol
19:00 <m8> ate all the good stores
19:00 <Doodle> a cala
19:00 <m8> depleted
19:00 <faux> lolllll
20:00 <faux> nah a mari.
20:00 <Doodle> hehee
20:00 <Doodle> even better
20:00 <TheRon> got any bugs?
20:00 <Doodle> not since the dr gave me that cream
20:00 <faux> .
20:00 <m8> woolworths has paypal now, dont even leave my pc to do the shopping no mores
20:00 <faux> welcome to 2016
25:00 <johninja> what's a paypal?
25:00 <johninja> nah jks
25:00 <TheRon> something that's not under a rock
26:00 <faux> like picard
26:00 <m8> i love online ordering
26:00 <TheRon> is he on the registry yet?
26:00 <m8> i can get up, smoke weed, go to the gym, thats all....
27:00 <m8> total loner services
27:00 <m8> make yourself even mmore un-noticable
29:00 <TheRon> van halen - jump
32:00 <TheRiddler> ordered my pizza
33:00 <faux> woo
33:00 <faux> me calamari is feady
33:00 <faux> r
33:00 <TheRon> i like mexicana
34:00 <faux> what isnt it 3:30 there
34:00 <faux> thts not dinner time!
34:00 <johninja> lol
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <TheRiddler> I ordered it for 6:30
34:00 <faux> id be hungry again by 9:30
34:00 <faux> oh
34:00 <faux> smart chap
34:00 <johninja> so it'll sit in the warmer for 3 hours
35:00 <TheRon> whiskey in the jarro
36:00 <m8> TheRiddler, coz u use irc, u told someone you ordered pizza
36:00 <m8> otherwise .... un-noticable
36:00 <TheRon> whiskey in the jar is the best irish song ever
36:00 <johninja> its a good song
36:00 <johninja> i prefer finegans wake
36:00 <m8> imagine if the walking dead becomes real
37:00 <m8> all those people , reliant on 1st world
37:00 <m8> damn
37:00 <m8> id be out bush w/ aboes growing weed n shit
37:00 <Clarkson> try have an orgasm if you're tired
37:00 <m8> yea it makes u go to sleep if ur a male
37:00 <TheRon> you like shipping up to boston?
38:00 <johninja> i'm not sure i have that one
38:00 <TheRon> dropkick murphy's
38:00 <m8> u guys drunk ?
38:00 <johninja> nope
38:00 <TheRon> i drink in moderation
38:00 <m8> me either im high on weed
38:00 <johninja> i have had no substances for a couple of months
38:00 <johninja> str8 edge m8
38:00 <m8> werd
39:00 <faux> and female 
39:00 <faux> john have u seen any good docos lately and do you recommend any
39:00 <faux> tysm
39:00 <m8> cook my dinner
39:00 <johninja> yeah
39:00 <johninja> i watched one last night
39:00 <faux> oh yeH about what 
39:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTBs-2cloEI 
39:00 <johninja> carl jung
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Carl Jung - Face to Face [BBC - 1959] Views: 146,943 Uploader: shellbjmc Uploaded: Mar 22, 2013 Duration: 39m28s Rating: 4.97
40:00 <johninja> a psych
40:00 <johninja> he was mates with freud
40:00 <Doodle> jung frankenstein
40:00 <johninja> it was pretty relaxing just listening to him
40:00 <johninja> but its a bit old
41:00 <faux> o ye
41:00 <faux> so is doodle but i dont mind him
41:00 <johninja> lol
41:00 <Doodle> ;)
41:00 <m8> whats for fukn dinner tonight fellas , hmmmm lets see huh ?
41:00 <johninja> yeah he's pretty cool
42:00 <TheRiddler> now to buy a new pair of 3d glasses
42:00 <m8> i just use the ones from the cinema
42:00 <m8> the $1 ones
43:00 <Doodle> i got like 4 pairs with my tv
43:00 <johninja> you can make your own
43:00 <m8> go get a new pair errytime theres a new film showing
43:00 <faux> who u callin a fella cunt
43:00 <faux> ive just been watching crime docos lately
43:00 <faux> thrre was some dude in sydney who killed a girl and stuffed her in a cricket bag
43:00 <faux> charming lad.
43:00 <Clarkson> i dipped my penis in fire pit once because i thought it was Serenity's pussy
43:00 <Doodle> whoah
43:00 <faux> lol
43:00 <faux> jesus
43:00 <m8> what else faux 
43:00 <m8> i love them stories
43:00 <m8> tell me all night about em
43:00 <m8> not like LOVE
43:00 <faux> what else what
43:00 <m8> just i mean , its like gritty
43:00 <johninja> gangs of oz is a pretty good series
44:00 <faux> oh i think im lagging
44:00 <johninja> if you like that
44:00 <faux> k im gonna go eat din
44:00 <faux> bbs
44:00 <m8> 2 min noodles n tuna on toast here i think
44:00 <Doodle> o//
45:00 <m8> mmmmm fuk yea
45:00 <m8> good for the gym soon
45:00 <TheRiddler> I want ones to clip on my glasses
45:00 <TheRiddler> because the pair I had broke
45:00 <johninja> get one of those double glasses ones that you flip up
51:00 <amelia> fight @ me
52:00 <dematerialised> hello @ amelia
52:00 <amelia> hey @ chu
52:00 <amelia> wot up
52:00 <dematerialised> nommuch, working
52:00 <TheRiddler> hai abullia
52:00 <dematerialised> wbu
52:00 <TheRiddler> :p
53:00 <TheRiddler> oh
53:00 <TheRiddler> hai atoughgirlia
54:00 <amelia> omgosh why am i a bull
54:00 <amelia> ps. hie
54:00 <TheRiddler> i didn't realise klutch instigated it
54:00 <amelia> haha
54:00 <amelia> wots up
54:00 <TheRiddler> thought you just came in saying fight @ me
54:00 <TheRiddler> not much
54:00 <TheRiddler> yourself?
55:00 <amelia> jus chillaxin on ma lonesome
56:00 <TheRiddler> netflix n chill :p
56:00 <m8> im on meh lonesome
56:00 <TheRiddler> I am buying lenses
57:00 <TheRiddler> for dark winter days
57:00 <TheRiddler> low vis lenses
58:00 <amelia> glasses?
58:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
58:00 <TheRiddler> for work
59:00 <TheRiddler> fit overs for my perscription glasses
59:00 <johninja> so you can see les stuff?
00:00 <johninja> are you a referee?
00:00 <TheRiddler> nah so I dont get water on my glasses
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:00 <TheRiddler> when it rains
07:00 <TheRiddler> oh
07:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/izwy0leszun8nek/2016-05-14%2021.42.18.jpg?dl=0
07:00 <TheRiddler> for acookia
07:00 <TheRiddler> :p
08:00 <TheRon> amanda marshall - let it rain
13:00 <dematerialised> anybody want to buy some garbage bags for me? i am broke
16:00 <robot> excuse me hello how are you
17:00 <amelia> YUMMMMMM asheh
17:00 <amelia> subways?
17:00 <TheRiddler> nah
17:00 <TheRiddler> cookie time
18:00 <TheRiddler> you get it from the kiwi shop
19:00 <robot> EXCUSE ME
19:00 <robot> hi
22:00 <amelia> yummmmmm do want
22:00 <amelia> hai robotix
23:00 <faux> golly 
23:00 <faux> im so full
25:00 <TheRon> make you so fat
26:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not sure if there is a shop NOR
32:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.kiwishoponline.com.au/eshop/Cookie-Time-9-Pack-Original-Chocolate-Chunk.html
33:00 <amelia> gimme dis
36:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/ewGfwP9tUdM
36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Popcorn Pool Dive Challenge - The Dudesons Views: 1,374,825 Uploader: Dudesons Uploaded: Apr 3, 2016 Duration: 4m45s Rating: 4.95
36:00 <faux> me and meelies irl
37:00 <TheRon> i'd watch
40:00 <Doodle> cockporn pool dive
42:00 <amelia> bwhaahahahahahha faux
44:00 <robot> hows that, an up n go for brekkie, chips 4 lunch, 2 coffees, brownie, 2 meat pies 4 dinner
45:00 <robot> 8000kj
45:00 <faux> lol
45:00 <faux> pls we'd eat our way up
46:00 <johninja> my mates band is playing at hard rock cafe surfers paradise
46:00 <dematerialised> pretty solid robot
46:00 <TheRiddler> solid poop
47:00 <Doodle> bloody hell
47:00 <Clarkson> and i think they are shit
47:00 <johninja> they aren't that bad Clarkson
47:00 <Clarkson> fuck skirmish is game postig that pic of his kid
47:00 <Doodle> left 12yo kid alone with the tv for 5 mins and he is watching netflix
47:00 <Doodle> i dont even have netflix
47:00 <johninja> lol
48:00 <Doodle> used his mums login lol
49:00 <johninja> i think you are allowed to use it on 3 different pcs or something
49:00 <johninja> you should just use it now
49:00 <Doodle> lol yeah well
49:00 <johninja> my mate lets his mum use his
49:00 <Doodle> that did occur to me
50:00 <GentlemanSausage> so
50:00 <GentlemanSausage> whos going out of their way to buy a mercedes-benz navara ute
50:00 <Doodle> ne
50:00 <Doodle> g
51:00 <TheDarkTruth> is that seriously a thing?
51:00 <GentlemanSausage> yep
51:00 <GentlemanSausage> GLT ute
51:00 <Doodle> nissan and benz are going to share tech
51:00 <GentlemanSausage> based on the navara
51:00 <GentlemanSausage> Nissan also just bought a shitload of mitsubishi
51:00 <Doodle> ye
51:00 <TheDarkTruth> am I the only one that mildly retarded?
51:00 <GentlemanSausage> micra/colt going to be one in the same by the sounds of it
51:00 <johninja> sounds like one of those 4wds that never go offroad
51:00 <johninja> tarmac queens
52:00 <GentlemanSausage> http://motoring.li.csnstatic.com/motoring/general/editorial/ge4845478912286144149.jpg
52:00 <TheDarkTruth> well that's super-ugly
53:00 <johninja> lol 
53:00 <johninja> roos will smash the fuck out of that grill
53:00 <Clarkson> nasty little bird fucker
53:00 <GentlemanSausage> http://performancedrive.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2015-Nissan-Navara-NP300-ST-X.jpg
53:00 <GentlemanSausage> nissan original
54:00 <TheDarkTruth> it's only marginally better looking than this, though: https://s3.amazonaws.com/static.carthrottle.com/workspace/uploads/posts/2016/04/69163cecab1a93d2a777a57271a22204.jpg
54:00 <GentlemanSausage> Renault are also doing one
54:00 <GentlemanSausage> called the Alaskan
54:00 <TheDarkTruth> an AMG coupe ute.. 
54:00 <GentlemanSausage> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/sXguFCcWxNo/maxresdefault.jpg
54:00 <Doodle> na u need one of these
54:00 <TheRon> what if god was one of us
54:00 <Doodle> http://s3.caradvice.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/actyon-side.jpg
54:00 <Doodle> 12yo benz engines
54:00 <GentlemanSausage> lol
54:00 <GentlemanSausage> ssangwang
55:00 <TheDarkTruth> the profile AMG ute looks like my father's slipper... 
55:00 <Doodle> lol fuck they are horrible
55:00 <TheRon> the pr of the wang
55:00 <GentlemanSausage> i think the renault version is the best one
55:00 <GentlemanSausage> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/sXguFCcWxNo/maxresdefault.jpg
55:00 <GentlemanSausage> that one
55:00 <TheRon> power
55:00 <GentlemanSausage> looks awesome
57:00 <TheDarkTruth> I think your definition of "awesome" differs from mine... 
59:00 <GentlemanSausage> lol
59:00 <GentlemanSausage> nah renault one looks boss as fuck
00:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/HyFRC8c.jpg 
00:00 <GentlemanSausage> lmao
01:00 <GentlemanSausage> shes probably on her iphone
01:00 <TheDarkTruth> the renault is certainly the best of a bad bunch... 
07:00 <faux> phew 
07:00 <faux> im back
07:00 <faux> dont panic.
07:00 <TheRon> i wont
07:00 <faux> u guise!
08:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/2278378625518517/
08:00 <TheRiddler> I just signed up to the cerebral palsy alliance
08:00 <TheRiddler> that's my good deed for the month
09:00 <TheRiddler> they came to my door
09:00 <faux> nice work
09:00 <johninja> how long until you get your cerebal palsy?
09:00 <faux> john.
09:00 <TheDarkTruth> wish i said that...
09:00 <GentlemanSausage> lol
10:00 <GentlemanSausage> did they offer to tile ur roof too
11:00 <TheDarkTruth> I feel like it'd be dangerous for them up on a roof... 
11:00 <TheRiddler> .
13:00 <stompin> bewbies
14:00 <TheRon> ye please
17:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
17:00 <TheRon> LVG couleurs 
17:00 <couleurs> luv u 2 
18:00 <TheRon> mourinho
18:00 <johninja> it's evening
18:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/thisisinsider/videos/1548661245441268/
18:00 <couleurs> good 1
19:00 <Lumeah> sup fuckers
19:00 <couleurs> Nobody Cares About Man Utd Ron
19:00 <TheRon> my bad
19:00 <couleurs> unless your nickname Matthew 
19:00 <couleurs> we only like liverpool, arsenal, everton and west ham sheesh
19:00 <johninja> hi Lumeah
20:00 <couleurs> Get It Together
20:00 <johninja> yesh
20:00 <johninja> the best ham
20:00 <TheRon> EVERTON!
20:00 <couleurs> BvB
20:00 <amsy> haha
20:00 <couleurs> hi amsy :2
21:00 <TheRon> does amsy care about man utd?
21:00 <amsy> hi cc :m
21:00 <amsy> no
21:00 <amsy> yuck
21:00 <TheRon> fc helsinki?
21:00 <amsy> cc covered it
22:00 <TheRon> fc copenhagen?
22:00 <johninja> good work knowing that team
22:00 <johninja> but they are danish
22:00 <TheRon> thanks
22:00 <amsy> and im sure they would be fk
22:00 <TheRon> is there an fc oslo?
22:00 <amsy> klubb
22:00 <couleurs> TheRon just likes typing team names
22:00 <johninja> i think thats just the english translation or something
23:00 <amsy> viking and sandnes ulf are my locals
23:00 <Klutch> i just got FB banned for trolling ;(
23:00 <johninja> i know of molde
23:00 <johninja> but they swedish mebe
23:00 <m8> fuk all georgeandwell_alpha 
23:00 <amsy> norwegian football is boring
23:00 <m8> chillin at  home alone
23:00 <m8> bbl
23:00 <johninja> oh and tromso
24:00 <amsy> what about brann?
24:00 <johninja> have heard of them
24:00 <TheRon> i like saying shaktah dolensk
24:00 <johninja> there are some decent footballers that come out of norway
24:00 <amsy> yeah but the league itself is quite uneventful
25:00 <Lumeah> hi johninja 
25:00 <johninja> yeah the good ones usually go to ajax or somewhere
25:00 <faux> spray n wipe
25:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <dematerialised> and iiiiiiiiiiiii-eeee-iiiiiiiii
25:00 <Tiggier> I know the man u song
26:00 <dematerialised> will always hump youuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uuuuuuuoooooooooooyaaaaaa
26:00 <TheRon> i watch viking doco's on youtube
26:00 <Tiggier> my baby takes the morning trainnnn
26:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <faux> thx eurotrip
26:00 <Tiggier> lol yeah
26:00 <TheRon> cranberries - ode to my family
26:00 <dematerialised> someone bring mepizza
27:00 <amsy> no
27:00 <TheRon> takes me all day to make pizza
27:00 <faux> y
27:00 <TheRiddler> you can get it delivered from any pizza place
27:00 <TheRon> make the bread, let is rise
27:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtf1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13076949_1768770240023341_3728577726300425855_n.png?oh=e2f29817eac95cb91becfa69fd1b56f4&oe=57D385F6&__gda__=1473294567_e93ce4cf2770b1b003eac3290e9210ba
27:00 <TheRiddler> get a pork belly pizza
27:00 <faux> woah really ash
27:00 <faux> is that new?
28:00 <amsy> that doesnt take all day TheRon
28:00 <TheRiddler> yes faux
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <Kynetic> Clarkson eats dicks
28:00 <Clarkson> tony, just quit it or we'll bash your ass
28:00 <faux> Doodle
28:00 <TheRon> but you do it in the morning, and let it all go all day
28:00 <faux> stop being selfish
28:00 <TheRiddler> pork belly, mustard, onion, cheese
28:00 <Doodle> i'm not
28:00 <TheRiddler> *slices
28:00 <faux> show me ur buttox
28:00 <Doodle> lol no
28:00 <Doodle> u have seen them
28:00 <faux> excuse me.
29:00 <faux> oh jacks there
29:00 <TheRiddler> botox your buttox
29:00 <Doodle> ye
29:00 <faux> kick him out
29:00 <Doodle> he'll bash ,e
29:00 <Doodle> me
29:00 <TheRon> faux any saturday down the bowls club you can see my bum crack
29:00 <faux> lol wait outside in 3 degrees m8 gotta take a pic of me ass
29:00 <Clarkson> mrdanger said it when he was giving Pieter shit
29:00 <Doodle> loool
29:00 <faux> lollllllll TheRon 
29:00 <faux> sounds enticing
30:00 <faux> are you doodles parents neighbour
30:00 <TheRon> hello ladies!
30:00 <johninja> stop dobbing Clarkson you rat
30:00 <Clarkson> Lee is ur car big enough to have sex in?
30:00 <Doodle> lool
30:00 <TheRiddler> probably is
30:00 <johninja> to have sex in yes, to have sex with lee in no
30:00 <faux> rofl
30:00 <Doodle> d luv booooooooat
30:00 <faux> ouch
31:00 <faux> is she that large and in charge
31:00 <TheRiddler> did she balloon out?
31:00 <dematerialised> my pantry is empty and i ahve no money
31:00 <dematerialised> someone please feed me
31:00 <faux> ok
31:00 <TheRiddler> I thought she was a skinny thing
31:00 <faux> whats ur address
32:00 <dematerialised> 123 Some Street
32:00 <TheRiddler> too many takeaways
32:00 <dematerialised> Somewhere
32:00 <faux> ok
32:00 <faux> expect sum food soon
32:00 <dematerialised> ty you are kind
32:00 <faux> yw
32:00 <amelia> i fell over puting boots on
32:00 <johninja> lol
32:00 <TheRiddler> ask amealsonwheels nicely to cook for you
32:00 <faux> r u special 
32:00 <amelia> theres gotta be an easier way
32:00 <johninja> its your large head
32:00 <faux> LOL
32:00 <Doodle> man dies waiting for food from irc
32:00 <dematerialised> amelia would not cook for me
32:00 <faux> amealsonwheels
32:00 <Doodle> i can see the news
32:00 <faux> love iy
32:00 <faux> t
32:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA prob right there johninja
32:00 <johninja> :p
33:00 <TheRiddler> boobs not big enough to keep you afloat :p
33:00 <amelia> no i would cook but not the first time
33:00 <faux> excuse me meelies y r u puttin boots on
33:00 <dematerialised> oh i see
33:00 <amelia> boy must cook first time
33:00 <faux> r u going to bone chicken 2.9
33:00 <faux> 2.0
33:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHHAA
33:00 <johninja> she doesn't cook on 1st dates
33:00 <amelia> no we will go for dinner
34:00 <faux> cuteee
34:00 <TheRiddler> cool
34:00 <TheRon> boobs, do they help buoyancy or do they sink you? 
34:00 <TheRiddler> what you having for dinner
34:00 <faux> pix of food requiref
34:00 <faux> d
34:00 <TheRiddler> demat should raise some chickens to help his chances :p
34:00 <amelia> I not sure i will prob look over de whole menu amd end up jus getting a parmy
34:00 <amelia> as usual
34:00 <dematerialised> i dont need any help
34:00 <johninja> lol
34:00 <amelia> or a shitty salad if i have self control
34:00 <dematerialised> my charm and wit does everything i need
34:00 <johninja> can't go wrong with that
35:00 <TheRiddler> where you going for dinner?
35:00 <amelia> never go wrong wif parmy
35:00 <faux> hes gonna wait outside 
35:00 <Skirmish> pArMy
35:00 <TheRon> i don't like parmy
35:00 <amelia> somewhere North Perth or Mt Lawley
35:00 <TheRiddler> ah ok
35:00 <faux> lolĺlllll
35:00 <amelia> TheRon off with your head
35:00 <faux> w binoculars 
35:00 <TheRon> i have an aversion to tomato
35:00 <amelia> tomato does suck
35:00 <johninja> lĺl
35:00 <amelia> unless its cooked
35:00 <faux> smd
36:00 <amsy> fresh tomato is cancer
36:00 <amelia> or in a sauce
36:00 <dematerialised> how can you not like tomato
36:00 <faux> wtf
36:00 <dematerialised> what is wrong with you people
36:00 <amelia> yeah fresh tomato yux
36:00 <TheRiddler> cherry tomatoes
36:00 <faux> tomato is yum
36:00 <amelia> vomit all over it
36:00 <amelia> grossssssssss
36:00 <amsy> agreed
36:00 <johninja> sheesh
36:00 <amelia> is nice if thinly sliced and cooked dats about it
36:00 <faux> i eat cherry minimatoes like lollies
36:00 <amelia> he gonna kiss me and i has tuna breath damn it
36:00 <dematerialised> sorry amelia it's never going to work between us
36:00 <amelia> mouth wash
36:00 <johninja> i like it with cheese and biscuits
36:00 <faux> also green tomatoes w salt
37:00 <TheRiddler> I cant eat tomato if it's the only thing
37:00 <amelia> demat o damn :?
37:00 <TheRon> chicken with a bacony cheese sauce over the top
37:00 <amelia> :(
37:00 <dematerialised> i know
37:00 <dematerialised> i am devestated
37:00 <faux> deves
37:00 <TheRiddler> like a tomato on it's own
37:00 <amelia> was really looking forward to the rest of our lives 2g4
37:00 <faux> a Lone Wolfmato
37:00 <Doodle> u can do better dematerialised
37:00 <faux> rude
37:00 <johninja> a wild tomato appears
37:00 <faux> stop being rude ab show me ur butt
37:00 <amelia> Doodle this is not a time for jokes
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <dematerialised> me too amelia i had the mortgage papers ready and everything
38:00 <Doodle> i'm not showing u me butt
38:00 <dematerialised> and the joint bank acount
38:00 <Doodle> u already saw it
38:00 <faux> ffs
38:00 <dematerialised> +c
38:00 <Doodle> TWICE
38:00 <johninja> he was going to give you a free house
38:00 <faux> BUT IM MAKING A COLLAGE
38:00 <Doodle> lmao
38:00 <Doodle> me2
38:00 <Doodle> show me urs
38:00 <faux> lollllll
38:00 <stompin> collage of cum shots from Doodle
38:00 <faux> no gtfo
38:00 <TheRon> i mean once you've seen one fat mans butt.........
38:00 <faux> how rude he is not fat
38:00 <Doodle> me poor butt
38:00 <TheRiddler> butt to butt
38:00 <johninja> he's festivly plump
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <Doodle> lmao
39:00 <johninja> nah jokes, skinny as a rake me old china
39:00 <faux> he has a cute butt 
39:00 <TheRiddler> I have not found another butt to butt vid 
39:00 <faux> johns is a perfect helmet
39:00 <amelia> shut up you tossas Married Wif Children is on
39:00 <Doodle> wtf
39:00 <faux> i want to mould it and wear it on me head
39:00 <TheRon> ahhh no Peg!
39:00 <amelia> whodahexagon has a perfect helmet
39:00 <stompin> fag
39:00 <faux> tp protect me from humans
40:00 <johninja> lol
40:00 <amelia> are you talking dicks again
40:00 <faux> no
40:00 <amelia> fuck sake
40:00 <faux> butts
40:00 <johninja> well
40:00 <faux> keep up
40:00 <amelia> helmet butt?
40:00 <faux> ye
40:00 <amelia> CRaSH HaT BuTT
40:00 <TheRon> brad pit, you still would?
40:00 <TheRiddler> helbutt
40:00 <Doodle> like a stackhat?
40:00 <faux> like if i chopped it off
40:00 <robot> anyone doin poos, wheelies or robberies?
40:00 <faux> you can wear it as a helmet
40:00 <amelia> I really dun comprehendo
41:00 <Doodle> god
41:00 <johninja> its ok, just sit there and look pretty
41:00 <couleurs> married with children rockz
41:00 <Doodle> IF SHE CHOPPED HIS BUTT OFF
41:00 <Doodle> SHE COULD WEAR IT AS A HELMET
41:00 <faux> robots butt is also a good contender but i havent seen it nude
41:00 <TheRon> duran duran - the reflex
41:00 <faux> just in linty pants
41:00 <amelia> RoCKZ
41:00 <amelia> have these mofos really sent you their butt
41:00 <robot> do i need to ruin my 8000kj with another 800 for a mcflurry
41:00 <robot> i do, dont i
41:00 <Doodle> its just a butt 
42:00 <Doodle> get ova it
42:00 <amelia> fuck off Doodle you lil punk with attitude
42:00 <faux> NO
42:00 <johninja> its like you neva seen a but b4
42:00 <amelia> kick your old fuckin head in
42:00 <faux> lmao
42:00 <Doodle> :/
42:00 <amelia> o were you talkin to faux or me
42:00 <faux> woah
42:00 <faux> meelies
42:00 <TheRon> i've never seen breasts before
42:00 <faux> breathe.
42:00 <amelia> Bread.
42:00 <faux> LMAO
42:00 <faux> ive never seen Bread before
42:00 <robot> wot whos fightin amelia ill join ya, shes been cruisin 4 a bruisin lets fuck her up
42:00 <Clarkson> [19:55] <Kelevra> Pete swore he fucked my ass
42:00 <robot> jks
42:00 <johninja> lol
43:00 <TheRon> thre band bread?
43:00 <amelia> I take you all on
43:00 <faux> shut up kelevra u slut
43:00 <amelia> I jus playin Doodle :)
43:00 <amelia> smiles
43:00 <faux> :)
43:00 <amelia> SMiLeS
43:00 <faux> so creepy 
43:00 <robot> amelia is always playin with doodles
43:00 <amelia> (:
43:00 <amelia> oh shit
43:00 <robot> new 1 every week
43:00 <johninja> haha
43:00 <faux> eheeee
43:00 <faux> her date arrived
43:00 <faux> CuTe
43:00 <couleurs> may 25th?
44:00 <robot> see, goes with wot i was sayin
44:00 <couleurs> roflmao xDDD
44:00 <couleurs> yea hi 2 u 2 robet
44:00 <faux> lolllll couleurs 
44:00 <faux> i just got it
44:00 <faux> good à
44:00 <faux> 1
45:00 <TheRon> i watched the russian invasion of finland the other day
45:00 <TheRon> the russians had no clue
45:00 <robot> !talk to colours
45:00 <johninja> nice
45:00 <johninja> yeah they got their ass kicked
45:00 <faux> i watched finland invade popcorn today 
45:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/ewGfwP9tUdM
45:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Popcorn Pool Dive Challenge - The Dudesons Views: 1,375,818 Uploader: Dudesons Uploaded: Apr 3, 2016 Duration: 4m45s Rating: 4.95
45:00 <johninja> one finnish guy took out around 250 russians
45:00 <robot> <TheRon> i watched the russian invasion of finland the other day  <-- TheRon's excellent adventure
45:00 <johninja> holds the record
45:00 <faux> he finnished him
45:00 <faux> lolloeoalelaoll
46:00 <johninja> indeed
46:00 <faux> .
46:00 <robot> faux ur not funny r u home go home
46:00 <faux> lmao
46:00 <faux> :'(
46:00 <TheRon> russians tamks and shit arrived in columns, take the front one out and the back one out, you got a logjam
46:00 <robot> xD
46:00 <robot> ow
46:00 <robot> my head hurts
46:00 <robot> headches
46:00 <johninja> leaver her alone m8, she's sick
46:00 <faux> cut it off
46:00 <robot> prolly karma 4 sayin fuax is crap at jokes
46:00 <faux> ty john
46:00 <faux> ily
46:00 <robot> are you still sick
46:00 <faux> good robot
46:00 <faux> suck it
47:00 <faux> ye
47:00 <johninja> it's ok, it's what i do
47:00 <robot> naw
47:00 <faux> sworse now
47:00 <couleurs> Yea, Those Finnish Were Rushin' 2 Finish the Russian' idk ok bye
47:00 <robot> ahh that sucks.
47:00 <faux> its madr me loopy
47:00 <robot> do u need a lemon drink
47:00 <robot> ill make u lemon drink
47:00 <faux> like im actually nuts 
47:00 <faux> oh ok
47:00 <faux> csn u make me tea insted
47:00 <faux> ty
47:00 <johninja> lol
47:00 <robot> hmmm i dunno, u havent had my lemon drink
47:00 <faux> a small drizzle of Honey
47:00 <faux> tenks beb
47:00 <robot> ye
47:00 <faux> c u spoon
47:00 <johninja> this looks a lot like warm apple juice
47:00 <faux> soon
47:00 <robot> lol
48:00 <faux> ew
48:00 <faux> dont pee in a cup ill kill u
48:00 <robot> spoonin is extra
48:00 <faux> IM NOT PAYING YOU TO SPOON I JUST WANT TEA
48:00 <TheRon> johninja: the the secret to the finnish defence, sausage
48:00 <faux> :o
48:00 <faux> :'(
48:00 <robot> bit of honey drizzle
49:00 <robot> ohhhhh
49:00 <robot> dying
49:00 <robot> dead.
49:00 <faux> i want ice cream cos me throat hurts but i also want tea
49:00 <johninja> hmm
49:00 <faux> reckon i could dip me icecrram in me tea
49:00 <robot> pour some tea over some icecream
49:00 <TheRon> lemsip?
49:00 <faux> ew lemsip tastes like lemony feet
49:00 <faux> i hate it so much
49:00 <TheRon> drink some whiskey or brandy, the sore throat disappers
49:00 <robot> its the paracetamol that gives it the feet flavour
50:00 <faux> me mum used to work inba pharmacy and we always had like a truckload of chemist shit in out cupboard 
50:00 <partay> robot go squirt some of your robot juice down faux's throat
50:00 <faux> NEVER RAN OUT OF LEMSIP
50:00 <robot> inba pharmacy
50:00 <TheRon> pet shop boys - west end girls
50:00 <robot> she wont pay for spoonin shes sure as shit not gonna pay for that
50:00 <faux> partay go squirt some acid in your eyes
51:00 <faux> brb icecream tea
51:00 <partay> go go gadget robot arms 
51:00 <johninja> lol
52:00 <johninja> i'm not sure the icecream tea is a good idea
52:00 <couleurs> new teenage mutant ninja turtle movie out soon u guys who's excited
52:00 <TheRon> just a question, inspector gadget, did his dick get bigger too?
52:00 <partay> couleurs is your IQ over 85 ?
52:00 <johninja> TMNT
52:00 <couleurs> what's IQ
53:00 <TheRon> what was forrest gump's iq?
53:00 <couleurs> 64
53:00 <partay> 75 i think 
54:00 <couleurs> Dammit.
54:00 <TheRiddler> Luetenant Dan you got new legs
54:00 <TheRon> 420?
54:00 <TheRon> she tasted like cigarettes
54:00 <johninja> hehe
55:00 <Doodle> lol no drugs got a kid here
55:00 <TheRon> when does he leave?
55:00 <johninja> jeeze you are more responsible than most parents i know
55:00 <TheRiddler> robot is a budget model
56:00 <TheRon> inxs - just keep walking
59:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/dhUbUZu.jpg 
02:00 <dematerialised> mmmm nachos
04:00 <Doodle> tomorrow TheRon
05:00 <TheRon> i find brandy always quells kids
05:00 <johninja> holy fuk http://i.imgur.com/hxYptlW.gifv 
08:00 <Doodle> lol i cant give him brandy
09:00 <faux>  hello
09:00 <faux> ty
09:00 <faux> lol
09:00 <Doodle> hiii
10:00 <faux> hiii
10:00 <faux> hows jeck
10:00 <Doodle> he's ok, listening to shit music on youtube
11:00 <Doodle> and trying to lift my weights
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi there
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> me again
12:00 <faux> lol cute
12:00 <faux> whens he getting picked Up
12:00 <Doodle> he isnt
12:00 <faux> oh cute
12:00 <Doodle> i'm dropping him off tomorrow
12:00 <TheRon> ooh heaven is a place on earth
12:00 <faux> sleepover at unky wobz
13:00 <faux> unky wob kkkkkkkkkkhhhhherrrs
13:00 <faux> i
13:00 <Doodle> why the fk is he listening to meghan traynor
13:00 <Doodle> i think we need to have a chat
13:00 <TheRon> nephews are great, you can give them back
13:00 <faux> they say in heaven Ron comes first
13:00 <TheRon> he does
13:00 <johninja> lol
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:00 <TheRiddler> unky wobz
14:00 <Doodle> he doesnt call me uncle
14:00 <Doodle> cos thats old ppl talk
14:00 <faux> im 27 and still call my uncles Unc
14:00 <faux> or uncaaaa
15:00 <faux> or 3ummeh wich is just uncle in arabic
15:00 <Doodle> just rob will do me
15:00 <TheRon> my auntie was always her first name'
15:00 <Doodle> i call my parents by their names
16:00 <faux> omg
16:00 <faux> i could never
16:00 <robot> thats weird, Doodle.
16:00 <robot> stop bein weird
16:00 <Doodle> i stopped calling them mum and dad when i was like 12
16:00 <robot> thats even weirder
16:00 <faux> i call me mum maaaaa
16:00 <faux> or mummay
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <Skirmish> Old song from 2010. Never heard it before the other night but it's so damn catchy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdaKwt5cHEk
16:00 <Doodle> now i just call them the oppressors
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: My Darkest Days - Porn Star Dancing (Extended Uncensored) ft. Ludacris, Zakk Wylde Views: 13,065,422 Uploader: MyDarkestDaysVEVO Uploaded: Jun 18, 2010 Duration: 3m55s Rating: 4.84
16:00 <faux> my dad calls me dad
16:00 <faux> its a leb thing
17:00 <Doodle> O-o
17:00 <faux> like he says hi dad
17:00 <robot> also popular on the darker parts of pornhub
17:00 <faux> same as mengrandma she calls me tayta
17:00 <faux> which is grandma in Arabic 
17:00 <TheRiddler> my siblings and I would call our dad's business partner uncle 
17:00 <faux> ITS WEIRD TO OUTSIDERS 
17:00 <faux> but to lebs its normal 
17:00 <faux> lollll
17:00 <Doodle> tayta totz
17:00 <robot> well cultural things usually are a bit weird to outsiders
18:00 <TheRiddler> same with his brother
18:00 <faux> cute respect TheRiddler 
18:00 <faux> i loik it
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <TheRon> wet wet wet - love is all around
18:00 <faux> my dads cousins kids calls her by her first name 
18:00 <faux> mkes me cringe
19:00 <partay> better than calling her bitch
19:00 <partay> my boy calls me by my first name now and then 
19:00 <partay> its awesome
19:00 <TheRon> house boy?
19:00 <TheRon> :P
19:00 <partay> no he calls me sir 
20:00 <partay> we actually have ahouse keeper 
20:00 <TheRiddler> sir shit's alot
20:00 <partay> she comes round once a week
21:00 <TheRon> chateu vder floor
21:00 <TheRiddler> does she do it naked?
21:00 <partay> waits for Doodle's porn reference 
21:00 <partay> substitute TheRiddler for doodle 
21:00 <dematerialised> those nachos brought me joy and happiness in times of darkness
21:00 <dematerialised> thankyou internet stranger
21:00 <partay> i havent asked TheRiddler.. that could be extra 
24:00 <Skirmish> ROFL http://i.imgur.com/ym62bSm.jpg
24:00 <Skirmish> Fucking kunny LOL
24:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
25:00 <partay> Skirmish is that you?
25:00 <Skirmish> No ... it's Kunny. 
25:00 <Skirmish> See above partay. Didn't someone already tell you to pour acid in your eyes tonight? 
26:00 <partay> thats why i cant read
26:00 <Skirmish> Oh, I thought it was because you were typing one handed and jerking off over kunny. 
26:00 <amsy> wtf is nate
26:00 <partay> well i wasnt going to say
26:00 <faux> lolool
27:00 <Doodle> me poor eyes
27:00 <partay> i need to put away picards dick pics first
27:00 <Doodle> eep
27:00 <partay> it looks like a penis only smaller 
28:00 <couleurs> his shades match his undies
28:00 <couleurs> that can't be coincidence 
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <faux> who made that terrible meme
32:00 <faux> and wtf is NATE fucking cute
33:00 <Doodle> nfi
34:00 <partay> nfc actually 
35:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m9
36:00 <Skirmish> Oh no! Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger are breaking up!  Apparently she found out he is in Nickelback. 
36:00 <partay> Skirmish
39:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn
40:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
41:00 <Skirmish> Amy Lee makes me turgid. 
41:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJGpsL_XYQI
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Evanescence - Lithium Views: 53,228,452 Uploader: EvanescenceVEVO Uploaded: Dec 2, 2009 Duration: 3m49s Rating: 4.92
41:00 <couleurs> n e chickeedees wanna sgarn
42:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
45:00 <amsy> Nate Fucking Cute
46:00 <partay> amy thinks so
46:00 <couleurs> :))))))
46:00 <amsy> who
46:00 <partay> GoldSpank
46:00 <couleurs> me
47:00 <amsy> hi amy :&
47:00 <GoldSpade> what about me
47:00 <couleurs> hi candy :%
47:00 <amsy> hahaha
49:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi all
50:00 <partay> georgeandwell you smell of vaseline
52:00 <Serenity> kunny sure has a nerve calling anyone fat when he has that body
52:00 <partay> lol
55:00 <partay> not exactly hugh jackman like 
55:00 <partay> or partay like ;)
57:00 <faux> .
57:00 <TheRiddler> he looks like a poor imitation of a media's version of a mafia member
57:00 <johninja> he put on weight for a role
57:00 <faux> he's got plenny rolls
57:00 <johninja> lol
57:00 <TheRiddler> wait
57:00 <faux> no
57:00 <faux> u w8
58:00 <johninja> he's playing a schizophrenic drug addict
58:00 <TheRiddler> nvm
58:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <TheRiddler> I wasn't remember some other pic
58:00 <TheRiddler> *was
58:00 <faux> brb
59:00 <TheRiddler> he looks like a poor imitation of the media's version of a melbourne gangbanger
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on
03:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> does ne one know why #syndey is full of homos
03:00 <GeorgiiaXoXx> hey ya;ll
04:00 <johninja> hiya
05:00 <johninja> you shere what?
05:00 <couleurs> sgarn kelly babey
05:00 <partay> georgeandwell why does your shitty 1brm smell like stale jizz and burnt noodles ?
05:00 <Clarkson> oi BlackDevil whatup cunt
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> so whats garn on all
06:00 <GoldSpade> oh god
06:00 <GoldSpade> :/
06:00 <TheRiddler> hai KellyIshere
06:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
06:00 <KellyIshere> how is everyone
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im a manager now
06:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/ajApp6g_460sv.mp4
06:00 <TheRiddler> for you kk
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> got promoted
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey riddler
07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> scary
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> ewww that beard is too lomg
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> as it is
07:00 <johninja> giv us a job georgeandwell_alpha
07:00 <TheRiddler> but it looks cool braided
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> weird “P
07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> cant m8 i dont even give me close mate job
08:00 <johninja> yeah but thats different
08:00 <johninja> you don't want your close mate working beneath you
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i never did the jobs for m8s thing
08:00 <partay> georgeandwell they now let you have a pair of scissors?
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> nah i always go by the best man for the job
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> not coz i know em
09:00 <partay> johninja georgeandwell works in a call centre 
09:00 <johninja> oh
09:00 <johninja> yeah nah, all gud then
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i got 5 indian dudes in sydney and 30 in india telstra m8
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> lol
09:00 <partay> he's on work release from a mongoloid farm 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> yeh i hate when ppl give jobs to their friends 
10:00 <johninja> it depends
10:00 <johninja> sometimes you need people you can trust
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> even if i do and hes good for it i rather he work somewhere else
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> yeh trust is hard to get
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im glad i got the indian dudes team and not the local guys
12:00 <partay> I just hired 2 senior BA's.. both female 
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> cos i just give em stuff 
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> and forget about it
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> local guys probably reject it and say all kinds of stuff
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> then im stuffed and i cant do other stuff
13:00 <johninja> like masterbate to hentai?
13:00 <Clarkson> fucking gay boy. 
13:00 <partay> lol
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> well m8 vape ecig in da toilet
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> take long shits
14:00 <johninja> close enough
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> etc
14:00 <Zade> why do you need staff for your fruit and veg market stall georgeandwell_alpha? finding it hard to keep up with the payments on your '72 corona?
14:00 <partay> https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13240597_1360939967256397_705110288497186872_n.jpg?oh=48e9f89a8b42b52e943f5d45f8f711ee&oe=57E024D3
15:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i seen a guy get smashed cos his guy's give him heaps... like drink drive in compnay car
15:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> telstra one
15:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> then he says dont do it again cops caught u... then the guy still does it
15:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> fark thats headache
18:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> pepple say they work from home and just go out all day
18:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> seen it m8
19:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> the indian guys do the job dunno quality haha 
20:00 <johninja> they can't use a toilet though
21:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i just gotta babysit
21:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> thats all
21:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im not aining high
21:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> aiming
22:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> couldnt be bothered as life is too short
22:00 <partay> yep georgie.. you got bitches to slay
22:00 <Clarkson> probalby becaues you're a whiny bitch
23:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i leave that to the high end guys
23:00 <johninja> you should move to india and be a manager over there
23:00 <partay> like robot and Doodle
23:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i cant remeber their names
24:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> never seen them
24:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> no idea what they do
24:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> just how i like it
26:00 <couleurs> n e other goss?
28:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> nup i like ecigs
28:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> new hobby
29:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i remeber i used to irc at work when more ppl talked
29:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> 2005 ish
29:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> today everyone is fb... 
29:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> iphones 
31:00 <robot> george what is your job role
33:00 <couleurs> flamin' mongrels
33:00 <robot> !talk
33:00 <Trail_Bludger> you will have 51million muslim by 2050
33:00 <partay> robot georgie is a call centre switch bitch
33:00 <robot> lol
33:00 <Trail_Bludger> http://www.news.com.au/national/federal-election/pauline-hanson-her-sa-candidate-spreading-fear-about-terror-attacks-on-australian-soil/news-story/f4d18d1750a65dc6c256e48c8639fe5c
34:00 <johninja> thanks beehhh
34:00 <Doodle> fuck off beehhh
34:00 <johninja> yes, and fuck off
34:00 <partay> beehhh OD please
35:00 <Trail_Bludger> please explain why
35:00 <johninja> georgeandwell_alpha is already trolling everyone
35:00 <johninja> you will have to wait
35:00 <Trail_Bludger> he's a nice guy abit lost about his own culture thou
35:00 <Trail_Bludger> he see all the new emigrants but none of them speaks enlingsh like him
36:00 <partay> This is 100% georgie 
36:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ
36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Team America: World Police (6/10) Movie CLIP - I'm So Ronery (2004) HD Views: 4,583,639 Uploader: Movieclips Uploaded: Oct 7, 2011 Duration: 2m33s Rating: 4.86
36:00 <Trail_Bludger> 23 m saudi arabia (served in ISIS)
37:00 <Trail_Bludger> a devotee
37:00 <Doodle> Maurice
38:00 <Doodle> can u pls ban beehhh
38:00 <Doodle> i'll send u a pic of me wang
38:00 <johninja> 1
38:00 <partay> me too
38:00 <Doodle> u dont have any pix of me wang partay
38:00 <Trail_Bludger> send me first before i die
38:00 <partay> I want 1 thou
38:00 <Doodle> lol
39:00 <Trail_Bludger> actually pauline hanson makes some sense
39:00 <Trail_Bludger> she sure has my quietest support
39:00 <partay> pauline pantsdown
40:00 <Trail_Bludger> all i hear in dhaka his dauther her daughter working in syd, melb, qld, ald wearing burqua
40:00 <TheRiddler> stfu beehhh
41:00 <Trail_Bludger> http://www.news.com.au/national/pauline-hanson-backs-jacqui-lambies-calls-for-burqa-ban/news-story/9e4b37f73e95a6dcf4a2e2aabf3fa39b
42:00 <Trail_Bludger> both of them ladies got me support
42:00 <Doodle> yes i'm sure they want support from chocolate people
42:00 <johninja> lol
43:00 <Doodle> you wouldnt be allowed in hanson's australia beehhh
43:00 <Doodle> not that you're allowed here now
43:00 <Trail_Bludger> i got deported over my muslim wife turned into a prostitute and used my creditcards without telling me on another guys
43:00 <Doodle> well there u go
44:00 <johninja> thats not really what happened though is it
44:00 <Trail_Bludger> Doodle dont worry about me, you will have 51 million muslim asian by 2050
44:00 <Doodle> i'll be dead by then
44:00 <Doodle> so muslim your socks off
44:00 <Trail_Bludger> you kids will suffer for you
45:00 <Doodle> LOL
45:00 <Doodle> my kids
45:00 <johninja> you enjoy life now so the next generation don't have too
45:00 <Doodle> MY KIDS
45:00 <johninja> its the australian way
45:00 <Doodle> rrrrofl
45:00 <Doodle> if i ever have kids i will suicide before they are born
45:00 <Trail_Bludger> the muslim will enjoy your lives
45:00 <KellyIshere> hi doodle
45:00 <Doodle> a bit
46:00 <Trail_Bludger> Doodle dont say thet even norell & I want have kids
46:00 <Trail_Bludger> maybe we will adopt
46:00 <Doodle> my first girlfriends name is kelly, is that you?
46:00 <KellyIshere> ummmmm nl
46:00 <KellyIshere> no* 
46:00 <KellyIshere> lol
46:00 <Doodle> good cos she is a fuckin bitch
46:00 <Trail_Bludger> we will name the boy Doodle and the girl Kelly
46:00 <KellyIshere> fairo
47:00 <Doodle> dont name ur kid Doodle
47:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
47:00 <KellyIshere> lol
47:00 <Trail_Bludger> if it wasnt for norell i would have suicided ages back all women seems to be abit self oriented
47:00 <Doodle> a bit?
47:00 <Doodle> rrrrofl
47:00 <KellyIshere> pfffffffff
47:00 <Trail_Bludger> she still crys for me too much
48:00 <Doodle> yes
48:00 <Doodle> i'm sure she cries while she is staring at the stomachs of other men
48:00 <Trail_Bludger> http://imgur.com/a/n2A04 & http://i.imgur.com/MVR34on.jpg
48:00 <KellyIshere> ohhh snap
48:00 <johninja> you make a grown man cry beehhh
48:00 <Doodle> lol
48:00 <Doodle> me precciouss
48:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> brown sugar 
49:00 <Trail_Bludger> its ok johninja, im sorry
49:00 <johninja> not me, you're gf
49:00 <johninja> woops
49:00 <johninja> your
49:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> she cries cos she orgasm so hard beeh
49:00 <Trail_Bludger> will you take care of her when im gone
49:00 <Clarkson> lee the cock destroyer
49:00 <Doodle> crikey
49:00 <Trail_Bludger> she surely make you laugh now and then
50:00 <Doodle> why would u wanna be known as a cock destroyer
50:00 <Clarkson> i could never jizz on mahself
50:00 <Doodle> like how is that beneficial
50:00 <Doodle> dont lie clarky
50:00 <Clarkson> they prey on weak cunts
50:00 <johninja> i don't think it was intended as a compliment
50:00 <Doodle> oh
50:00 <Doodle> i see
51:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> women prey on weak
51:00 <Doodle> that makes more sense
51:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> for money
51:00 <Doodle> weak ppl dont have money
51:00 <johninja> get your greasy hands off me
51:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ok
51:00 <partay> Koodle
51:00 <Doodle> whats a koodle
51:00 <Trail_Bludger> georgeandwell_alpha i heard you been out and about with obama in vietnam
51:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> if i was rich i could buy bitches
52:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> yeh obaama is in nam
52:00 <Trail_Bludger> i dont pay attention for bitches
52:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i was surprised
52:00 <johninja> oh great
52:00 <Trail_Bludger> if beastility were legal payne would still be a top racer
52:00 <Doodle> :/
52:00 <Doodle> srsly
52:00 <Doodle> someone with ops
53:00 <Doodle> jesus titty fucking christ
53:00 <Trail_Bludger> well i wasnt even there
53:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> if u gotta try hard to keep her its better off ditching m8
53:00 <johninja> i think i'm just gonna give up and watch a doco
54:00 <Trail_Bludger> horses testoreno is 50 times higher than johninja
54:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> horse steriods
54:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> u gotta be crazy to inject that
54:00 <Trail_Bludger> katamine made me sleep also
55:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> beeh m8 i thought u were a student
55:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> yet u do lots of seedy shit
57:00 <couleurs> Can All The Idiets Pls Leave?
57:00 <couleurs> Now.
57:00 <\R> .m
57:00 <\R> im tryna bowl 299
58:00 <\R> it's hard fucken work
58:00 <\R> --
58:00 <\R> stayed up all night
58:00 <Trail_Bludger> i was a good mate with jamie gao
58:00 <\R> feel like shit now
58:00 <Trail_Bludger> one day he got disappear
59:00 <\R> right "mate"
59:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> jamie goas mistake was he worked with white guys
59:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> esp old ex cops
00:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> if ur a young guy u never work with any1 over 50
00:00 <Trail_Bludger> never pissed your suppiler in a foreign country
01:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> if i was a supplier i would work with 40yo corrupt cops
01:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> old guys are angry fucks
01:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> mostly racist too
01:00 <\R> i tried to do some art today
02:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> thats why he got killed but no worry there will be another
02:00 <Trail_Bludger> im lucky that im not there, i got kinghitted atleast 6 times in a different ocassion
03:00 <Trail_Bludger> in melbourne street, and house got set upon
04:00 <\R> i miss boobs
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i got some a few wwweeks back
05:00 <\R> cool
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> thx
05:00 <Trail_Bludger> i dont even wish to get back im truly scared
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> cost some $ tho
06:00 <Trail_Bludger> http://docdro.id/m5Y4EvT
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> parlour girls have painted smile
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> put on a show
07:00 <\R> is kelly not here?
07:00 <StevieLoZz94> no loner
07:00 <StevieLoZz94> longer
07:00 <\R> ok
08:00 <Trail_Bludger> i brought back from death three times to serve justice
08:00 <\R> i wanna smoke some weed
09:00 <Trail_Bludger> im at noones side now
09:00 <\R> or cry myself to sleep
10:00 <Trail_Bludger> norell dont smoke weed
10:00 <\R> i c
10:00 <Trail_Bludger> but she loves meth
10:00 <Trail_Bludger> im right opposite
12:00 <\|^O|-|-|30> ppl get scared it's a fact of life
13:00 <BlackVelvet> Hey everyone, how's it going here?
13:00 <_a\Romeo_> hi BlackVelvet
14:00 <BlackVelvet> hi a\Romeo, how are you?
14:00 <_a\Romeo_> yeah im alive and well...
14:00 <_a\Romeo_> you?
15:00 <partay> I accidentally ate two pieces of rope at camping last weekend and they finally came out tied together. I shit you knot!
15:00 <Clarkson> yer it's not some rave shit bro
16:00 <_a\Romeo_> ChanOP your so gay
16:00 <ChanOP> You are you gay cunt 
16:00 <_a\Romeo_> lol
16:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hows it goin
17:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i live next to a primary school
18:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> so if they see me watching porno
18:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> they know im not a pedo
18:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> so its ok
18:00 <_a\Romeo_> ... wtf
18:00 <faux> Doodle:
18:00 <Doodle> :\
18:00 <Doodle> faux
18:00 <faux> hi
18:00 <Doodle> hai there
18:00 <Doodle> what r u wearing
19:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> they may ask me to shut the blinds tho
19:00 <_a\Romeo_> privavy is important
19:00 <_a\Romeo_> privacy is important
19:00 <_a\Romeo_> * )
20:00 <BlackVelvet> Whoops, sorry, not too bad.
20:00 <BlackVelvet> Had a crap day, but alive
20:00 <_a\Romeo_> ok cool
20:00 <_a\Romeo_> aww
20:00 <_a\Romeo_> same
20:00 <_a\Romeo_> :P
23:00 <Serenity> why do i know that nick
23:00 <couleurs> how many coffees u had 2 day every1
24:00 <_a\Romeo_> i had more than 9
24:00 <Serenity> 2
24:00 <faux> 0
24:00 <couleurs> 2
24:00 <Doodle> 6 so far
24:00 <StevieLoZz94> Hi Serenity
25:00 <Serenity> hey stevie
28:00 <_a\Romeo_> |O_O|
29:00 <faux> ._.
29:00 <_a\Romeo_> hehe
29:00 <_a\Romeo_> :-P
29:00 <couleurs> -___________________-
29:00 <faux> *-*
31:00 <Doodle> (_(_)XXXXXD~
31:00 <faux> thats not a face ok
31:00 <Doodle> DONT HATE ME BECAUSE I'M DISFIGURED
32:00 <_a\Romeo_> \../
33:00 <_a\Romeo_> mmm i feel like chinese food
34:00 <_a\Romeo_> even though i have pizza in my freezer
34:00 <_a\Romeo_> fux
34:00 <_a\Romeo_> or fax
34:00 <faux> or faux
34:00 <_a\Romeo_> lol ok
35:00 <faux> ye
35:00 <faux> u alright m8
35:00 <_a\Romeo_> :)
37:00 <m8> yea im alrite faux 
37:00 <m8> :P
37:00 <m8> heh
37:00 <faux> who even are you
37:00 <TheRiddler> I'm watching rufio play a game
37:00 <m8> im the stoned guy that lives in reservoir
37:00 <faux> do you have a name
37:00 <faux> also are you indian
37:00 <m8> yea I have a name
37:00 <faux> what is it
37:00 <m8> im white australian
37:00 <TheRiddler> RUFIO RUFIO RUFIO
38:00 <Doodle> his name is rajeesh
38:00 <m8> i cant give you my first name just yet
38:00 <m8> its not raj
38:00 <Doodle> hasmir
38:00 <faux> state your name immediately
38:00 <TheRiddler> what's your happy thought
38:00 <m8> nah i was thinking m8 is ok for now
38:00 <faux> not good enough
38:00 <_a\Romeo_> lol
38:00 <faux> best indian name ever is
38:00 <m8> my happy thought is smoking my homegrown weed , w/ a pocket full of cash and a white mrs up nth in canada/merica
38:00 <faux> Mandeep
39:00 <Doodle> lool
39:00 <m8> thats my happy thought
39:00 <Doodle> a WhItE MrS
39:00 <faux> aka Doodle when  ppodleman comes over
39:00 <Doodle> .
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <faux> GET IT
39:00 <Doodle> ppod
39:00 <faux> MAN DEEP
39:00 <Doodle> YES
39:00 <m8> yea not alot of white around melbourne if your not into the village people
39:00 <faux> HAHAHEBSHSBXLX
39:00 <faux> etc
40:00 <faux> me skins white but im a sand jogger 
40:00 <faux> i mwan
40:00 <faux> nigger
40:00 <Doodle> LOL
40:00 <faux> lmao
40:00 <Doodle> sandjogger
40:00 <faux> rofl
40:00 <m8> i like them long legged good looking white women that dress in the business skirts n jackets w/ blonde hair n high heels while im on coccaine and smoking a j
40:00 <_a\Romeo_> mmm i like fish
40:00 <m8> i dont drink liquor
40:00 <faux> hit doodle up
40:00 <m8> i ate fish for dinner
40:00 <faux> shes that typea girl
40:00 <faux> datblondehair
40:00 <m8> doodle is a girl ?
40:00 <Doodle> god he's watching lets talk about sex
41:00 <faux> yeah
41:00 <Clarkson> yeah get the whore off my back
41:00 <_a\Romeo_> why do i hate blonde hair?
41:00 <Doodle> oh he;s asleep
41:00 <Doodle> win
41:00 <faux> idk ask jesus
41:00 <m8> damn
41:00 <m8> i enjoy that chick
41:00 <faux> which one
41:00 <faux> you confuse me
41:00 <_a\Romeo_> doodle is a doodle
41:00 <Doodle> the one with the vag
41:00 <m8> the one that wears the business skirt n suit
41:00 <m8> lookin good all the time
42:00 <faux> so doodle
42:00 <faux> lollllll
42:00 <Doodle> o/`
42:00 <faux> DIDNEY WORL
42:00 <Doodle> the skirts so short u can see me dong
42:00 <m8> give us a photo 
42:00 <m8> lol
42:00 <m8> i got to go to the gym tonight
42:00 <m8> couple hrs or so
42:00 <faux> i sent that to me cousin doodie and she didnt get it 
42:00 <Doodle> :/
42:00 <faux> so i had to do the voice
42:00 <Doodle> loool
42:00 <faux> shes like OH
42:00 <faux> dumbass
42:00 <Doodle> geddafuggendidneyworlupya
43:00 <faux> lmao
43:00 <faux> me irl
43:00 <Doodle> ye
43:00 <faux> alter me
43:00 <faux> alter mego.
43:00 <Doodle> heheeeeee
43:00 <_a\Romeo_> burgers are fucking awesome
43:00 <Clarkson> some bitches are even too dumb to charge for it
44:00 <faux> dont be rude Clarkson 
44:00 <Clarkson> yeah fuck im dead serious
44:00 <faux> oh ok
44:00 <m8> yea i got these kangaroo burgers from coles here
44:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <faux> get a fuckin kangaroo up ya
44:00 <m8> i might cook one up
45:00 <_a\Romeo_> squid burger?
46:00 <_a\Romeo_> smoking tobbaco is bad for my health
46:00 <m8> been eating a vegan based diet for 33 months
46:00 <m8> not that i count
46:00 <m8> been eating plain meat or fish as an additive to the vegan base diet since new years
46:00 <m8> still not into cheese or milk yet
46:00 <_a\Romeo_> mmm interesting
46:00 <m8> yea i smoke cannabis
46:00 <m8> it cures cancer
47:00 <_a\Romeo_> :)
47:00 <m8> others smoke tobacco and gain some cancer
47:00 <m8> i dont pay for weed tho , i made a few thousand seeds
47:00 <m8> so i just pop a seed in and grow some for myself :P
49:00 <_a\Romeo_> my bong has good resin
51:00 <m8> alrite _a\Romeo_ 
51:00 <m8> WHAT YOU SMOKIN ?
51:00 <m8> lol
51:00 <_a\Romeo_> :~)
51:00 <m8> i got over 50 cannabis strains here
51:00 <_a\Romeo_> ahh i c
52:00 <m8> i got friends hang out and grow at pot tv hq in canada
52:00 <m8> im not the best lol
52:00 <m8> im p good tho
52:00 <_a\Romeo_> what to eat?, what to eat?...
52:00 <m8> i just ate a handful of 'snakes'
52:00 <_a\Romeo_> i had a garlic bread
53:00 <_a\Romeo_> ahh i c
53:00 <m8> im on a sugar binge atm
53:00 <m8> all the carbs gave me an insuline hit before
54:00 <_a\Romeo_> to porn or not to porn?
54:00 <m8> apparently if u go to the gym you eat one of those meals in the fitness magazine at the table w/ the white cloth and the highrise condo apartment
54:00 <m8> not me
54:00 <m8> i live in reservoir gov house
54:00 <m8> fukn grow me own
55:00 <m8> imma eat fish from a can, man
55:00 <alienated> im gunna freak out again
55:00 <m8> how ?
55:00 <alienated> hehe
55:00 <alienated> just joking
55:00 <m8> i cant even get nbn here yet
55:00 <m8> u got nbn ?
55:00 <alienated> nah
56:00 <m8> i want nbn
57:00 <m8> errrr
15:00 <couleurs> That's What She Said :p
26:00 <Serenity> That's what he heard
29:00 <borednlost> that's what i did
46:00 <Klutch> fuckin
46:00 <Klutch> how do people live without fb
46:00 <Klutch> im getting shitposting withdrawls and im only like 4 hours into my ban
48:00 <couleurs> i don't got a fb and i'm ok :~)
49:00 <Serenity> its been good since ive been off
49:00 <Serenity> ive got so much shit done lol
52:00 <Klutch> Meth will also help with that.
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