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12:00 <TropicalStormJim> those basterds
01:00 <m8> 4am in melbs
01:00 <m8> smokin a blueberry og kush pipe in res gov housing
02:00 <TropicalStormJim> just fuckin relax m8
02:00 <m8> hi TropicalStormJim 
02:00 <m8> you love telling me to fuckin relax 
02:00 <m8> ay fella ? lol
03:00 <TropicalStormJim> CALM UR FUCKING CORN FARM OK
03:00 <TropicalStormJim> brb minesweeper
04:00 <m8> how can u play minesweeper so fukn much ?
05:00 <thestig> its code
06:00 <m8> he always tells me to fukn relax when i say im smokin on blueberry og kush
06:00 <TropicalStormJim> ffs m8
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> m8 r u fukin hi
16:00 <m8> yea TropicalStormJim 
16:00 <m8> i smoke weed
16:00 <m8> im really good at it
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> m8 just fuckin relax aye
17:00 <Clarkson> you go suck your own dick then
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> clarky nos it
17:00 <Clarkson> makes me want to fuck you.
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> hawt
27:00 <m8> hey TropicalStormJim , you a city person or country person ?
34:00 <m8> TropicalStormJim, where did you go ?
42:00 <thestig> lol @ban message
42:00 <thestig> hi m8
42:00 <m8> hi thestig 
42:00 <m8> where u from thestig ?
43:00 <thestig> perth m8
44:00 <m8> melb here
44:00 <thestig> nice dude
13:00 <m8> hey thestig 
13:00 <m8> you lol at that ban message before
13:00 <m8> i remember one of them fellas from that gang fukn did is the bad part about it 
13:00 <m8> ROFLCOPTER
23:00 <TropicalStormJim> im a corn farmer from glebe
23:00 <TropicalStormJim> deep down we r u corn famers m8
25:00 <m8> YEA
25:00 <m8> i used to grow corn , w/ minerals fro mthe clay in the earth + tap water
25:00 <m8> no fukn nutrients fertilisers etc needed at all
25:00 <m8> my corn looks like cannabis
25:00 <m8> now that im not a kid anymore
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> i like shitting corn kernels whole
30:00 <m8> lol
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> oi m8 just fukin relax aye
31:00 <m8> lol
31:00 <m8> word
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> m8 u wanna fite
31:00 <m8> sometimes
31:00 <m8> i love fightin
32:00 <m8> should see my fae ay
32:00 <m8> totally fucked up from fighting
32:00 <m8> cut open, crushed in, broken, u name it .....
32:00 <m8> .... but i still got all my fuckn teef cunt so look the fuck out
32:00 <Clarkson> Nite mah lil nearly sexy people:)
32:00 <m8> lol
32:00 <m8> ROFLCOPTER
33:00 <TropicalStormJim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvu0Bm2kQFc
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: SOUTH PARK - FULL VERSION - fighting round the world ft. RUSSEL CROWE Views: 481,862 Uploader: MusicalMemoryLane . Uploaded: May 1, 2011 Duration: 2m12s Rating: .0
33:00 <m8> YEA
33:00 <m8> im like russel in that
33:00 <m8> no shit
33:00 <m8> lol
33:00 <TropicalStormJim> jimmy rustles
34:00 <m8> good one
34:00 <m8> ...
34:00 <m8> ill give ya that
34:00 <m8> lol
34:00 <m8> im p normal TropicalStormJim 
34:00 <m8> same as yaself
34:00 <TropicalStormJim> yea except ur a drug addict
34:00 <m8> from where ?
35:00 <m8> not like i grew up w/ a white picket fence
35:00 <TropicalStormJim> i dunno but u farm corn
35:00 <m8> yea
35:00 <m8> from the outskirts of sydney
35:00 <TropicalStormJim> oh right
35:00 <m8> kinda spent half my time in the bush
35:00 <TropicalStormJim> so you're a westie
35:00 <m8> 100%
35:00 <TropicalStormJim> outskirts = west
35:00 <TropicalStormJim> always does
35:00 <m8> has to 
35:00 <m8> east is rich coastline area
37:00 <TropicalStormJim> im in glebe
37:00 <TropicalStormJim> u shud cum smoke pot in the park down the street sometime
37:00 <TropicalStormJim> all the kids r doing it
37:00 <m8> ok
37:00 <m8> ill look on the map
37:00 <m8> u can come visit
37:00 <TropicalStormJim> i wont even arrest u cause i dont care about potheads
37:00 <TropicalStormJim> oh and i wont say hi either
38:00 <m8> you would
38:00 <m8> lol
38:00 <m8> not arrest
38:00 <m8> but say hi
38:00 <m8> guarantee it
38:00 <TropicalStormJim> m8 ur dreamin
39:00 <m8> you know where i need to be
39:00 <m8> yea you know me
39:00 <m8> im him
39:00 <m8> show me where he is
40:00 <m8> sounds like words from a song eh
40:00 <TropicalStormJim> no
40:00 <m8> should write one when im finished
41:00 <m8> livin in glebe , you know where i should be 
41:00 <m8> :D
41:00 <m8> im gunna come visit
41:00 <m8> its ok , i got my own eed n shit 
41:00 <Clarkson> thats a big problem.. cat poop has a special kind of odour
41:00 <m8> *weed
41:00 <m8> i dun need to get none while im there
42:00 <TropicalStormJim> wow u must be rich to afford weed cuz thats like the most expensive drug eva
42:00 <m8> no
42:00 <m8> every cop in the world knows i grow it for myself
42:00 <m8> so i dont have to associate
42:00 <m8> .... der
42:00 <TropicalStormJim> i once injected weed into my dick
42:00 <Clarkson> put her tits away
42:00 <m8> good work TropicalStormJim 
43:00 <TropicalStormJim> i got grass cuts
43:00 <m8> fuk
43:00 <m8> memories of the bush and paper grass and taking a dump in a hole
43:00 <m8> reaching out to grab something when im done
44:00 <m8> cut me hand up coz im not looking
44:00 <TropicalStormJim> thats nice
44:00 <m8> wasnt
44:00 <m8> like 10 long razor cuts
52:00 <TropicalStormJim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksSPZTZES0
52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River (Official) Views: 148,995,262 Uploader: justintimberlakeVEVO Uploaded: Oct 3, 2009 Duration: 4m51s Rating: 4.86
07:00 <m8> i wanna work on biceps at the gym today
07:00 <m8> feels fuckn time
07:00 <m8> 2.5 yrs n i never really done no curls
07:00 <m8> gunna get like hulk hogan soon
12:00 <faux> johnnay
15:00 <johninja> hey faux
15:00 <johninja> feeling any better?
16:00 <faux> not really no
16:00 <johninja> :(
16:00 <faux> but im surviving lol
16:00 <johninja> yeah, you a tough cookie
17:00 <faux> yoire up early
17:00 <johninja> I been up all night
17:00 <johninja> lol
17:00 <faux> eep
17:00 <faux> arent you sleepy 
18:00 <johninja> getting there lol
25:00 <grem> been on the gear johninja?
26:00 <johninja> nah man
26:00 <johninja> just fucked sleeping patterns, shit on my mind
26:00 <Clarkson> anyone seen bob catters anti gay marriage ad, is it good??
26:00 <johninja> i don't do meth
37:00 <Serenity> ohh john what why?!
42:00 <johninja> healthy~
45:00 <m8> im smoking some blueberry og kush
45:00 <m8>  I love touching your mum so much......
53:00 <m8> i want one of them white import bithces in my kitchen 
54:00 <m8> i dun care what country
54:00 <m8> can be a darky that spat out white for all i care
54:00 <m8> i just wanna tear it up some white bitch in my kitchen erryday like clockwork
44:00 <faux> ok
45:00 <m8> hi faux
45:00 <faux> hello
45:00 <m8> im smokiong on some bluebery og kush
45:00 <faux> yeah so you've said about 19 tims
45:00 <m8> u counted
45:00 <faux> estimated
45:00 <m8> been hanging off my every post ?
46:00 <faux> yeah i live for your text 
46:00 <faux> its just so riveting
46:00 <m8> i just harvested some cbd sourtsunami/purple kush x tangie 
46:00 <m8> it cures cancer
46:00 <m8> i made seeds of it
47:00 <m8> im a bored person
47:00 <faux> ok
47:00 <m8> are you from melbourne ?
47:00 <faux> no i live in tokyo 
48:00 <m8> is that where they snd wives to white people from ?
48:00 <m8> send*
48:00 <faux> tokyo, new zealand
48:00 <m8> oh nz
48:00 <m8> i didnt even know
48:00 <m8> u want some seeds ?
48:00 <m8> can send you some
49:00 <m8> got all types
49:00 <faux> nah i dont do drugs
49:00 <faux> im heaps catholic
24:00 <m8> faux , youre catholic ?
24:00 <m8> i was born into a catholic family
24:00 <m8> not something i like to admit
07:00 <DashavataraKailasanatha> wow
08:00 <DashavataraKailasanatha> 14 nationalities brought 200kg of meth through a vassel are students going to be citizen
08:00 <DashavataraKailasanatha> im the mante
14:00 <m8> they got caught ?
14:00 <m8> 200 kgs
14:00 <m8> could sell that in a week or 2
14:00 <DashavataraKailasanatha> http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/mystery-boat-arrival-chinese-men-charged-over-200m-geraldton-trawler-ice-bust/news-story/2ddd8335b193a698d9acfe87cda859f8
14:00 <DashavataraKailasanatha> 6 malaysian chinese and 8 chinese chinese
15:00 <m8>  mustve had nothing left
15:00 <m8> thought theyd try it out
15:00 <DashavataraKailasanatha> australia is their protible market
15:00 <m8> its too small to be anyones
15:00 <DashavataraKailasanatha> why sud you do anything like that
15:00 <m8> u just sorta make it yaself and sell it
16:00 <DashavataraKailasanatha> http://www.thestar.com.my/news/regional/2016/05/23/foreign-worker-who-published-book-started-by-scribbling-poetry-on-bags-of-cement/
17:00 <DashavataraKailasanatha> lucky the drug got busted saves a lot of people's lives thanks to them undercover police
25:00 <DashavataraKailasanatha> they could had more chance of survival outside the bar by picking fruits instead
26:00 <DashavataraKailasanatha> here comes the toula habib's cousin
29:00 <TropicalStormJim> jimmy rustles
10:00 <Skirmish> IT'S DA WEEEEEEEEKEEEEEEEEEND!
14:00 <johninja> fun fun fun fun
15:00 <Skirmish> Tomorrow is Rick Astley day. I have change in my wallet and ready to go. 
37:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/Q389vNh.jpg 
37:00 <borednlost> needs more boobs
38:00 <johninja> true
46:00 <TropicalStormJim> hi im jimmy rustles
47:00 <borednlost> do you steal livestock?
51:00 <Skirmish> What game is that? 
51:00 <borednlost> total: warhammer
51:00 <Skirmish> Has it released? 
51:00 <Skirmish> Whoever owns the pic is doing a little cheating. 
51:00 <johninja> yeah lol
52:00 <johninja> those tanks cost a lot of upkeep apparently
52:00 <johninja> but still a bit OP
52:00 <johninja> it released like 4 or so days back
52:00 <borednlost> released on wednesday our time
53:00 <borednlost> same day as overwatch
53:00 <Skirmish> I like the total war series. Started with Rome and have played all of them except Rome II. I like tweaking the Rome II is still a pain to tweak using a pack manager. 
53:00 <johninja> oh that game looks good as well
53:00 <borednlost> overwatch is insanely good fun.  especially playing with friends
53:00 <johninja> yeah i have plaed all of them as well
53:00 <johninja> i think i played medievil 2 the most
55:00 <borednlost> 2 of my mates co-op played t:wh last night and loved it
56:00 <borednlost> and all the revies say that the engine and concept is now much better being divorced from historical accuracy
56:00 <borednlost> i'm hoping overwatch holds me until the sales
56:00 <borednlost> i also need doom
56:00 <Skirmish> I had best take the sons bank book with me tomorrow. I assume he will be buying overwatch. 
56:00 <johninja> yeah the only criticism i have heard is that the economy is a bit fucked in TWW
57:00 <johninja> but thats fair enough
57:00 <TropicalStormJim> borednlost, no i farm corn
57:00 <johninja> there is nothing in the original warhammer about economy
57:00 <borednlost> i saved $9 getting overwatch from kinguin
57:00 <johninja> like a steam key?
57:00 <borednlost> cos it's blizz you lkely won't do any better
58:00 <borednlost> battlenet key
58:00 <johninja> yeah i have watched a fair few of the clips of it online
58:00 <johninja> it looks really fun
59:00 <borednlost> oh you should watch their animated shorts.  very well written and engaging and pixar level animation
59:00 <TropicalStormJim> brb farming corn
00:00 <borednlost> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHEfXynbugg
00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Overwatch ALL Animated Shorts Cinematic Trailer Full Movie 2016 Edition - (PS4/XBOX ONE/PC) Views: 358,651 Uploader: MKIceAndFire Uploaded: May 17, 2016 Duration: 27m12s Rating: 4.86
01:00 <TropicalStormJim> where is jerome i want to laugh at his facts
01:00 <borednlost> jeroming around
01:00 <johninja> brb taking a shower with my aboriginal wife
02:00 <TropicalStormJim> dont stop scrubbin until the black comes off
02:00 <johninja> lol
04:00 <borednlost> hah how topical
04:00 <borednlost> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq-I0JRhvt4
04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Chinese detergent brand Qiaobi (ä¿æ¯”) ad Views: 1,459,031 Uploader: Benoit FlorenÃ§on Uploaded: May 26, 2016 Duration: 0m50s Rating: 2.95
04:00 <borednlost> this ad is being slammed as the most racist commercial ever
05:00 <zaim> https://i.imgur.com/kj7wCTK.jpg
05:00 <borednlost> what do you buy for the man who has everything
07:00 <zaim> aids
07:00 <borednlost> the gift that keeps giving
08:00 <zaim> i know thats what faux would give
08:00 <borednlost> how generous of her
12:00 <zaim> shes the bestest
12:00 <borednlost> she's ok
12:00 <borednlost> better than average, perhaps
13:00 <johninja> you must have high standards 
13:00 <Doodle> you shut your whore mouth, faux is an angel
14:00 <borednlost> 420erryday
14:00 <borednlost> so yes, very high standards
14:00 <Doodle> i would drag me nuts 5kms over broken glass just to sniff her bum
14:00 <borednlost> and they say romance is dead
19:00 <TropicalStormJim> Skirmish, hows your bachelor of online free universities going?
40:00 <dematerialised> shut up faggots stop talking about me behind me back
44:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/T8TNgwi.jpg
44:00 <johninja> sorry
45:00 <Serenity> find but can i call you a cunt to your face without tears cause crying makes me uncomfortable
45:00 <Serenity> fine*
53:00 <faux> why the bloody heck is the home icecream truck ringing his bell. its so cold 
53:00 <faux> mother trucker woke me from me nap
54:00 <johninja> lol wtf
55:00 <johninja> maybe a nnice hot chocolate or a coffee but not an ice scream
55:00 <Serenity> what about corn
55:00 <dematerialised> hot corn
56:00 <johninja> yeah
56:00 <johninja> hot juicy corn
56:00 <Serenity> bit of butter some of that red shit i cant spell
56:00 <Serenity> cayanne?
56:00 <Serenity> or is it paprika they use
56:00 <dematerialised> a bit of native american indian
57:00 <faux> a nice hot chocolate would be lovely ty jojn
58:00 <faux> John 
58:00 <dematerialised> she'll send you her butt if you make her one
58:00 <faux> with some mini marshmallows
58:00 <faux> excuse me
58:00 <faux> do not pimp me out i choose who my butt goes to
58:00 <dematerialised> so as I was saying
58:00 <dematerialised> butts
59:00 <johninja> lol
59:00 <faux> lol
59:00 <johninja> free choice butts
59:00 <johninja> the best on the market
59:00 <dematerialised> organic butts
59:00 <johninja> lol free range butts
59:00 <faux> but not gluten free
59:00 <faux> hehahehahebhahaubejafkcmf
59:00 <Serenity> speaking of organic
00:00 <dematerialised> lol gluten free
00:00 <Serenity> iw as at coles just now and they wanted $8 for a fucking bag of organic brown onions.. they're $1.20 in the normal section wtf
00:00 <dematerialised> my butt is definitely not fat free
00:00 <faux> lol
00:00 <robot> hello
00:00 <johninja> full cream
00:00 <johninja> hi
00:00 <faux> hi robutt
01:00 <robot> how we doin
01:00 <faux> alright. me nap was rudely disrupted
01:00 <faux> n u
01:00 <robot> not baaad
04:00 <Serenity> lol wow
05:00 <dematerialised> wowwwwwww
08:00 <gman> as if faux
08:00 <faux> omg.
08:00 <faux> youre joking
08:00 <gman> LOL
08:00 <gman> lolololol
08:00 <faux> gman!!!@@
08:00 <gman> looooooooool
09:00 <gman> i cant believe you're still kicking around here
09:00 <faux> ARE YOU KIDDIN ME
09:00 <faux> pls sif i have a life
09:00 <gman> r u frekn kidn me rite now
09:00 <faux> i miss you where have u bean
09:00 <gman> i have been chilling with my cats and shit
09:00 <faux> lmao
09:00 <faux> ofc 
09:00 <gman> and yeah i was going to text you a couple of weeks ago and be like hi
09:00 <faux> stupid q.
09:00 <gman> but then i thought she hates me so no
09:00 <faux> gtfo
09:00 <gman> nah i didnt really think that i just didnt do it
09:00 <faux> sif i hate me pepito
10:00 <gman> cuz im fukn flakier than an asian bakery's sausage roll
10:00 <faux> MSG MENL ALWAYS
10:00 <faux> ME*
10:00 <gman> maybe i will milhouse, maybe i will
10:00 <faux> good
11:00 <gman> lol when i connected im like i wonder if i /whois faux, if it'll come up or not. i laffed
11:00 <faux> LOL
11:00 <faux> apart from the few retards i enjoy talking to a lot of peeps on here
11:00 <faux> that combined w no life
11:00 <faux> sif id leave.
12:00 <gman> thats bloody cute mate 
12:00 <faux> u
12:00 <faux> hows teh mrs
13:00 <gman> yeah shes alright, shes at work. she does a real persons job now so its nice to be with an adult even tho she doesnt really act like one, still its better than before lol. hows your course going? and your painting?
14:00 <gman> do you still live next to your neighbour who sings really loud? 
14:00 <faux> lol you are the worst
14:00 <faux> what no i moved 2 years ago
14:00 <faux> surely ive spoken to you between then
15:00 <gman> yeah no you have but i just wanted to fukn like prove that i remember shit and stuff
15:00 <faux> course is good i took a bit of a break last year cos i was in hosp and then stayed at dads for a bit and then i did like 50000 units irrelevant to my degree cos i was like oo something shiny and got distracted by art units and ye
15:00 <faux> lmao
15:00 <faux> youre an idiot
16:00 <gman> you're ok now tho? and you think they're irrelevant now but really like, in the future they're super relevant. you just don't know it yet.
17:00 <faux> lolll yeah im ok now 
17:00 <faux> I HAVE THE FLU THOUGH
17:00 <faux> fix me
17:00 <faux> ive been complaining for a week
17:00 <faux> p sure people want to kill me
17:00 <gman> i'll fix ya alright
17:00 <gman> with a pair of fkn googly eyes in ya face
17:00 <faux> also i need to pee and possibly poop and then heat my dinner
18:00 <faux> ill be back in a sec
18:00 <gman> mmmmmk i'll be here 
18:00 <faux> good.
18:00 <gman> i didn't register my name with nickop for a short time, i did it for a long time
18:00 <gman> like that saying about being here for a good time
18:00 <gman> or something 
18:00 <faux> also LOL omg googly eyes 
18:00 <faux> me phone wallpaper 
18:00 <faux> jks.
18:00 <faux> k brb
18:00 <gman> lmfao
18:00 <gman> k
18:00 <gman> byeee
22:00 <dematerialised> you're under arrest for being too delicious
23:00 <johninja> lol
23:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/gallery/9ex2kwH
36:00 <faux> LOL dematerialised 
36:00 <faux> thats terrible
36:00 <dematerialised> i think you mean fantastic
44:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> suo freaks?
45:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> suP freaks?
45:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> fghui90-
45:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> --
45:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> +
45:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> __
45:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> ...
45:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> .,.,.,
45:00 <johninja> superfreaky~
45:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> cool
45:00 <faux> can u not
46:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> iop[]
46:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> gftyuikl;/
46:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> ckode RED danger
46:00 <dematerialised> more like chode red
46:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> wiild
46:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> lol okay
46:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> :D
47:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> mmm
47:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> man i need more coffee
47:00 <johninja> yeah
47:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> hehe
47:00 <johninja> you seem low energy
47:00 <johninja> get some coffee up ya
47:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> NANYGURRL!!
47:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> :>>
47:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> BANYGURRL!!
48:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> ....
48:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> me sh i think
48:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> KOFF33
48:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> ReD BuLL
48:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> square biz
48:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> cfghjuioytf
49:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> GoSPIL
49:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> african DRUMS
49:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> babygirl
49:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> :>
49:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> hehe
49:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> damn bitch
50:00 <johninja> african DRUMS
50:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> :>
50:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> hehe
50:00 <johninja> that was my favourite one
50:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> ok ok
50:00 <dematerialised> punch yourself in the head really hard
50:00 <faux> pls.
50:00 <gman> omg
50:00 <gman> theres so many hackers on the internet tonight
50:00 <faux> lool
50:00 <gman> what is going on
50:00 <gman> i join this MIRC stuff for 5 minutes
50:00 <faux> doomsday
50:00 <gman> and im hacked
50:00 <johninja> it's friday night
51:00 <dematerialised> your friday night
51:00 <gman> biscotti
51:00 <johninja> they are all gearing up for a big weekend of hax0ring
51:00 <gman> fuk
51:00 <dematerialised> i want some pasghetti
51:00 <faux> i hate some of those ridiculous LiFe HaCKS videos on youtube
51:00 <gman> biscotti biscotti biscotti
51:00 <faux> they use a peg to like close a bag of chips and theyre like
51:00 <faux> oMG iTS LiFe CHaNGiNG
51:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <faux> no.
52:00 <dematerialised> i still havent figured out how to keep a loaf of bread more than 2 days
52:00 <gman> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmHW9IzZYzU
52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Migos Ft Drake Versace Lyrics Views: 17,570,541 Uploader: PREPSZN Uploaded: Jul 4, 2013 Duration: 4m7s Rating: 4.59
52:00 <gman> biscotti biscotti biscotti biscotti
52:00 <faux> put it in the freezer dematerialised 
52:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> gorman?
52:00 <dematerialised> i do that but it always dries out when i defrost it
52:00 <dematerialised> :(
52:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/13133254_845910792181467_6708391082646802921_n.jpg?oh=bc337829a98ac6922602badd4ccadcde&oe=57DE29CD&__gda__=1473237415_acf9047f4a8f027986a9c99e8685ca9f
52:00 <faux> hpw do u defrost
53:00 <gman> try either eating more bread in 2 days or buying less bread
53:00 <dematerialised> leave in fridge
53:00 <faux> my toaster has a defrost butto 
53:00 <faux> n
53:00 <faux> what no
53:00 <faux> leabe it in the freezer
53:00 <faux> and only take out however much u need
53:00 <dematerialised> how to defrost in freezer
53:00 <faux> when you need it
53:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <gman> put two slices or however many you eat in sandwich bags
54:00 <dematerialised> nah i normally use bread for microwaved sandwiches anyway
54:00 <gman> and freeze em like that
54:00 <faux> take out a couple slices when you want sandwich or whatever. . lwave the rest of loaf in freezer and heat the slices in mocrowave for 10  seconds
54:00 <gman> then leave em out on the bench as you need em
54:00 <dematerialised> i should just learn to put all in freezer
54:00 <faux> or use a toaster 
54:00 <dematerialised> i buy like 4 loaves at once and im like, what do i do with all this bread
54:00 <johninja> have to clear out all the severed limbs tho
54:00 <gman> LOLOLOL
54:00 <faux> wtf why so many loaves
54:00 <dematerialised> i like bread
54:00 <gman> http://images.8tracks.com/cover/i/009/309/241/hold-all-these-limes-1123.jpg?rect=0,0,560,560&q=98&fm=jpg&fit=max
55:00 <gman> except bread
55:00 <faux> LIKE MY LOAFERS FORMER GOPHERS.
55:00 <gman> SEEEEEEEEE MY BREAD
55:00 <gman> SEE MY BREAD
55:00 <gman> MADE FROM REAL BREAD
55:00 <faux> rofl
55:00 <faux> i wish amelia was here
55:00 <dematerialised> it also means i only have to go to the shops once in a blue moon
55:00 <dematerialised> i hate going all the time
55:00 <faux> we giggle at bread far too much
55:00 <gman> i bought 48 rolls of toilet paper tonight
55:00 <johninja> lol
55:00 <gman> i felt like the toilet paper king
55:00 <faux> rofl you are my mum irl
55:00 <gman> fuk off
55:00 <robot> phuk
55:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> back
55:00 <dematerialised> 48 toilet roll packs for life
55:00 <robot> u got the runs or somat
55:00 <faux> once she was coming over and im like i ran out of tp
55:00 <gman> i was walking out of IGA and i saw the 48 pack
56:00 <gman> for like $12
56:00 <gman> and the 12 pack i had was $11
56:00 <faux> so she rocks up with like 245 rolls
56:00 <faux> and im like ..
56:00 <johninja> "that guy likes to shit...a lot"
56:00 <gman> why the fuck wouldnt i buy hte 48 pack
56:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> wwed
56:00 <faux> shes like HEHE IT WAS $10
56:00 <Clarkson> got mah shit dropped off so yeh
56:00 <faux> lmao
56:00 <robot> was it .5 ply
56:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> b00zeE
56:00 <gman> i said to the guy at the counter "i feel like the toilet paper king" and he said "you can sit on it like walter white"
56:00 <gman> we laughed
56:00 <gman> i left
56:00 <gman> he was a nice guy 
56:00 <faux> whos walter white
56:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> backed up
56:00 <dematerialised> now that is an awesome idea
56:00 <gman> from the internet
56:00 <faux> he sounds racist 
56:00 <dematerialised> buy like 10 of those 48 packs
56:00 <dematerialised> and make a chair out of them
56:00 <robot> r u gonna marry
56:00 <gman> ayyyyyy
56:00 <gman> biscotti biscotti biscotti biscotti
57:00 <robot> faux have u not seen breaking bad?
57:00 <faux> no
57:00 <gman> dont
57:00 <Clarkson> Fkn old bitch
57:00 <robot> hes from that
57:00 <gman> its pretty average 
57:00 <faux> breaking bread
57:00 <robot> excuse gman
57:00 <gman> LOL
57:00 <faux> lllllol
57:00 <johninja> lol
57:00 <robot> you just made my list.
57:00 <dematerialised> breaking beds
57:00 <gman> aching head
57:00 <faux> nooo you have to love gnan
57:00 <faux> gman
57:00 <faux> he rules
57:00 <gman> gnan bread
57:00 <gman> LOLOL
57:00 <faux> LOL
57:00 <gman> fuuuukkkk
58:00 <faux> are you drunk already pepito.
58:00 <gman> nah
58:00 <robot> who the fuck is that?
58:00 <gman> LOOOOOOOOOL
58:00 <gman> holy shit
58:00 <gman> gtfo
58:00 <faux> lolllll
58:00 <gman> youre on my list now
58:00 <gman> the fuck
58:00 <Clarkson> Yeah classy females never poop
58:00 <gman> who is pepito
58:00 <faux> stop putring each other on lists  
58:00 <gman> LOL
58:00 <faux> ill fight u all
58:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> poop
58:00 <gman> lolololol
58:00 <Clarkson> the ass isnt for everyone
58:00 <johninja> i only make lists of people i like
58:00 <faux> did you ever see madeline robot 
59:00 <gman> http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/6/6a/Pepito.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150421232907&path-prefix=protagonist
59:00 <Clarkson> your named after your mum molly pedo cunt
59:00 <gman> dis cheeky cunt
59:00 <faux> i better be on top johninja 
59:00 <gman> look at how cheeky he is
59:00 <johninja> yes
59:00 <gman> brb
59:00 <faux> ill figh u
59:00 <faux> phew
59:00 <robot> whats madeline
59:00 <johninja> i'm planting a fruit tree for every one of them
59:00 <robot> she will
59:00 <robot> faux irl: http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Russell-Crowe-Loves-Fighting-Fighting-Around-The-World-On-South-Park.gif
59:00 <johninja> so i can chill out in my grden and pretend i'm talking with my mates
00:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> woah
00:00 <faux> LYCHEE TRE
00:00 <faux> TREE
00:00 <faux> lol robot yes thst is me itl
00:00 <johninja> yu know it
00:00 <faux> irl
00:00 <faux> fight u in france.
01:00 <TheRon> russell crowe
01:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> you never go against family.
02:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> coffeee
02:00 <robot> lol
02:00 <robot> man ITS HOT WHY IS IT HOT.
02:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> mmm
03:00 <johninja> u r not gettin sick r u m8?
03:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> who
03:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> me/
03:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> ?
03:00 <johninja> robot
03:00 <johninja> nah
04:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> o i c
04:00 <johninja> you are fine
04:00 <johninja> i can tell
04:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> hehe
04:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> mmmm drunk
04:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> MM DRUNK
04:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> left right
04:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> :>
05:00 <johninja> what is your favourite ninja turtle?
05:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> APRIL
05:00 <robot> i dont think so
06:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> i do
06:00 <robot> baxter
06:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> think
06:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> so
06:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> APRIL
06:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> :> :D
06:00 <johninja> she is definatley the cutest one
06:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> hehe
06:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> cool
06:00 <dematerialised> punch yourself in the head really hard
06:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> lol
06:00 <robot> me irl
06:00 <robot> http://bogleech.com/tmnt/baxter-dork.jpg
07:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> lol
07:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> ,...
07:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> ..
07:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> ,
07:00 <robot> shh.
07:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> mmm
07:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> voffrr
07:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> wis he fuvken deaf
08:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> wis he fuken dead
08:00 <robot> voffrr.  are you high?
08:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> is he fuken dead
08:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> hehe
08:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> i love 
08:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> this time
08:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> ctf67tfdft78fyyugh
08:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> high 
09:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> m
09:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> r
09:00 <robot> maaaaaaaan.  you must be flying high.
09:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> M
09:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> a
09:00 <johninja> rekt
09:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> rk
09:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> :>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
09:00 <MrMark> its friday!!!!!party time!!!!!
09:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> :>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
09:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> mr mark
09:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> how was your day?
09:00 <MrMark> good thanx
09:00 <MrMark> u?
09:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> cool
10:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> yeah i stayed home all day
10:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> :)
10:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> PORRn and FOOOD
10:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> :>
10:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> beer too.
10:00 <MrMark> TheRon!!!
10:00 <MrMark> music!!
11:00 <TheRon> eskimo joe
11:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> don't just ignore me
12:00 <johninja> I for one like roman numerals
12:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> ok
12:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> now
12:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> oart gay
12:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> Part gay
12:00 <johninja> thats not very nice
12:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> mmm
12:00 <johninja> you are using a picard joke
13:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> i c
14:00 <TheRon> okc3 gsw 2, bogut starred
14:00 <johninja> ooh
14:00 <dematerialised> someone please release us from this torment
14:00 <robot> yeah.
15:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> realeased
15:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> mmm i like bread
15:00 <TheRon> 15 points, 14 rebounds 2 blocks 3 assists
15:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> esp this late at night
15:00 <johninja> thats a decent haul
15:00 <johninja> Aussies vs Kiwis in the paint
16:00 <TheRon> adams, 8 points 10 rebounds
16:00 <johninja> i like watching delevadova defend
16:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> JohnNinja are you set for the night?
16:00 <johninja> he bodied up on lowry while the ball was out of bounds and they were up 30 points lol
16:00 <johninja> yeah almost mate
17:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> ahh :)
17:00 <johninja> just got dinner soon
17:00 <johninja> what are you eating m8?
17:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> pizza
17:00 <johninja> ahh yes
17:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> :P~~
17:00 <johninja> not hawaiian i hope
17:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> can it all be simple
17:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> ?????
17:00 <TheRon> delly good maryborough victoria stock
18:00 <johninja> Wu WU WU 
18:00 <johninja> yeah he's aussie as fuck
18:00 <m8> gunna smoke a pipe of blueberry og kush
18:00 <TheRon> family involved in the footy club there
18:00 <johninja> doesn't even try do the fancy black handshakes
19:00 <johninja> just goes for the firm normal one and looks them in the eye
19:00 <m8> there is fancy black handshakes in victoria ?
19:00 <m8> i must know them immediately
19:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> does gman exsist?
19:00 <johninja> in the NBA
19:00 <m8> they sound the best
19:00 <TheRon> he's the whitest basketballer ever
19:00 <johninja> gman is a figment of your imagination
19:00 <m8> not mine
19:00 <m8> i know gmna
19:00 <johninja> yeah lol, prototype white nba player
19:00 <johninja> good teamate, gives a lot of effort
20:00 <TheRon> aussie all over
20:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> hi mad man
21:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> i started drinking at 11 am
21:00 <m8> im impressed
21:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> :)
21:00 <m8> u smoke weed 2 ?
21:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> of cOURSE
22:00 <m8> fuk yea
22:00 <TropicalStormJim> weed is for niggers
22:00 <MrMark> come on Eileen
22:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> :P
22:00 <m8> im smoking bluberry og kush atm
22:00 <TropicalStormJim> m8 just fuckin relax aye
22:00 <Clarkson> famous for being a slut
22:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> ahh
22:00 <m8> heh
22:00 <johninja> WhiteRasta
22:00 <robot> u talkin bout me again Clarkson
22:00 <Clarkson> go to hell Bass`Babe85
22:00 <johninja> TropicalStormJim needs to get on the reefers
22:00 <MrMark> i didnt know blueberries could be smoked
23:00 <m8> MrMark, its a strain
23:00 <m8> after it is harvested
23:00 <MrMark> like sativa
23:00 <TropicalStormJim> i cant afford weed im just a corn farmer
23:00 <m8> you jar it up , cure the buds , like tobacco in a humididoor
23:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> good bre\\\
23:00 <johninja> you could chuck some dope in with your corn
23:00 <m8> and after a few weeks they begin to get exotic flavors
23:00 <TropicalStormJim> johninja, hows ur coon wife? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
23:00 <johninja> lmao
24:00 <johninja> she scrubbed up gud
24:00 <johninja> doesn't smell like a wheely bin now
24:00 <TropicalStormJim> liar
24:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> did i though?
24:00 <m8> i have one sour grapes, one sour banana , one tangerines , one is cookies , etc etc blueberries is this one
24:00 <dematerialised> i prefer my wives smelling exactly like wheely bins
24:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> hjop+gfdy yffffffffffffg
24:00 <m8> i just wheeled a wheelie bin up the driveway
24:00 <johninja> what does alt+f4 do romeo?
25:00 <TropicalStormJim> hmm im liking work 2nite
25:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> kill me
25:00 <m8> the whole purpose of even getting up at 6:45pm in th evening
25:00 <johninja> ah
25:00 <m8> how does one 'like' work tonight ?
25:00 <TropicalStormJim> i already did half of it, like 3 hours ago... just waiting for the last half hour to complete the rest
25:00 <johninja> just an old fashioned street cop
25:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> thank go i sorted that one out
26:00 <TropicalStormJim> keep getting asked if i can do things... umm no, i'm busy
26:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> thank god i sorted that one out
26:00 <m8> whats news in melbourne today ?
26:00 <TropicalStormJim> nah im basically an accountant right now
26:00 <johninja> lets play raid the evidence locker
26:00 <TropicalStormJim> asset inventory maintenance
26:00 <m8> im on the disability
26:00 <johninja> ahh ok
27:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> ds p hurtz
27:00 <johninja> i know the cops that took my weed were gonna hit it that night
27:00 <johninja> it was fucking premo
27:00 <johninja> "woooaaaaaaaahhhh that is stank"
27:00 <TropicalStormJim> nigger u trippin
28:00 <johninja> nah i only got a warning
28:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> dead nigga
28:00 <Clarkson> and she turns into a lesbian on me for no reason
28:00 <johninja> so it wouldn't go to court or nothing
28:00 <johninja> just a little country town
28:00 <johninja> i'm sure they smashed it
28:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> cash
29:00 <gman> so this one time a mate and i went to a new years day thing at a club called the biscuit factory
29:00 <gman> we jumped out of the taxi and as soon as we jumped out an undercover cop flashed her badge and told me she wanted to check me
29:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> gman are you a virgin?
29:00 <TropicalStormJim> will be good 2 go home tho... i have a case of whiskey in the car, the wife is in bed, and my notebook should have warmed up the bed/couch i sleep on with video transcodes
29:00 <johninja> geeze, sounds like a settup
29:00 <TropicalStormJim> ill be hella drunk by about 1.30am
29:00 <gman> i had 5 caps in my pocket for the day for my friend and i. i said "do you want to have a look in my wallet? i dont care" and shes like "really? sure"
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> and then ill keep drinking for the other 4 days
30:00 <gman> i'll show you the shirt i was wearing too that attracted even more attention lol 
30:00 <johninja> lol fuck
30:00 <johninja> i have smoked up in the street and had cops walk past and do nthing
30:00 <johninja> i was shitting myself tho
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> oh i forgot to mention ejaculate
31:00 <Skirmish> Who has been playing overwatch? 
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> ill do that at 2
31:00 <johninja> i wish
31:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> _-
31:00 <johninja> in your wife or in your hand TropicalStormJim??
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> on my wife, due to hand
31:00 <johninja> ah 
31:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> cream
32:00 <johninja> lol
32:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> :-)
32:00 <johninja> cash rules everything around me
32:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> :)
32:00 <gman> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10419583_721630247946758_4808003144535758327_n.jpg?oh=e05c138c6cf60d06dc1ef88a5c7e1b10&oe=57C6FCA4
32:00 <gman> lol that ook way too long to find
32:00 <johninja> haha that shirt
32:00 <johninja> fucking target
32:00 <Clarkson> if it's closed it's a pain in the fucking arse
32:00 <gman> anyway so i had my tin in my pocket
32:00 <gman> and shes like "you're al good to go"
32:00 <gman> "oh hey wait a second can you empty your pocjets out for me"
33:00 <johninja> ugh
33:00 <gman> so i've grabbed the corners of my pockets and pulled them both out half way
33:00 <gman> and she looked so disappointed that she didnt catch me shes like all good have a good day
33:00 <johninja> damn man
33:00 <gman> i sighed a huge sigh of relief and walked over to the line and waited there
33:00 <johninja> lucky break
33:00 <dematerialised> man you guys are hard street niggas
33:00 <gman> and i said to my mate "what the fuck just happened how am i still lining up"
33:00 <johninja> these guys left 2 buds in my tobbaco pouch
33:00 <johninja> and i have had them raid and miss half an oz
34:00 <gman> he said "wait, where is it?" and i said in my pockets and he said but you emptied them and then that was the day that i nearly shit my pants and i never did drugs ever again
34:00 <partay> Kynetic
34:00 <m8> thats total bs story gman
34:00 <m8> stopped doin drugs coz of cops
34:00 <gman> i still get anxiety thinking back to that day, same as when i was at a festival and lost my phone and was running around asking people to download findmyiphone lol
34:00 <MrMark> girls just wanna have fun TheRon
34:00 <m8> iv never heard of such bs
34:00 <gman> lmao
35:00 <gman> ok ok i didn't stop but it was the last time i did them. lol
35:00 <johninja> nah it happens m8
35:00 <gman> that was new years
35:00 <gman> i'm getting slack in my old age
35:00 <m8> i got a 500aud vic court fine
35:00 <m8> in the mail
35:00 <m8> less than a hr ago , im pissed
35:00 <gman> wtf :(
35:00 <johninja> ouch
35:00 <gman> wat 4
35:00 <m8> but i got off no conviction wooot woooot
35:00 <m8> ROFLCOPTER
35:00 <partay> lol i had a chick ask me today to "loan" 3K for a car... she said she would give me 3k worth of blow jobs if she couldnt pay it back
35:00 <TheRon> bernard fanning - songbird
35:00 <johninja> yeah my mate got me a fucking speeding ticket
35:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`>  i at butter crossoints this week
35:00 <johninja> lol partay
35:00 <gman> do it partay that's a winner mate
35:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`>  i ate butter crossoints this week
36:00 <m8> partay, RITE ON
36:00 <johninja> how much is 3k worth of bjs?
36:00 <dematerialised> today i got a blowjob at work and then fucked the bosses wife and then drove home in my lamborghini aventador
36:00 <partay> was a bj worth ?
36:00 <m8> $100 A EJACULATION
36:00 <partay> lets do the math
36:00 <gman> $100??
36:00 <dematerialised> then when i got home i did 5 lines of cocaine
36:00 <partay> 100?
36:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> mmm no
36:00 <gman> $50
36:00 <johninja> i think if you get them wholesale like that they are pretty cheap
36:00 <partay> 50?
36:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> i SAID NO
36:00 <gman> maybe $20 depending on how good she looks
36:00 <partay> whats the standard rate?
36:00 <gman> $20 for a wristy
36:00 <dematerialised> $20 is pretty standard for a blowie
36:00 <m8> dematerialised, how ?
36:00 <gman> $50 for a gobby
36:00 <partay> she looks good otherwise i wouldnt be mentioning it 
36:00 <partay> dematerialised lol
36:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> 13NO___
36:00 <johninja> shut your eyes and its all the same
36:00 <partay> you have no idea 
37:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> 12NO___
37:00 <dematerialised> you see partay here is an expert on street whores
37:00 <m8> i cant blow from a bj
37:00 <partay> johninja youd know more than anyone else 
37:00 <johninja> lol
37:00 <m8> so how should i ask for a bj ?
37:00 <johninja> indeed
37:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> 14NO___
37:00 <m8> coz id be pissed from not blowing
37:00 <gman> i'll suck your dick m8 and we'll see if you blow
37:00 <partay> well if she was a srett whore id know 
37:00 <m8> if they started me off
37:00 <gman> wait what
37:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> 11NO___
37:00 <partay> dematerialised i bet its been a long time between drinks for you
37:00 <m8> do u do that thing gman ?
38:00 <m8> DEEPTHROAT AND DRINK ME D LIKE A MACCAS STRAW ?
38:00 <dematerialised> lol partay
38:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> 23NO___
38:00 <gman> if you're gonna pay me i will
38:00 <dematerialised> are you picking on me?
38:00 <dematerialised> please don't be mean
38:00 <dematerialised> you will make me cry
38:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> 22NO___
38:00 <partay> no
38:00 <m8> gnome sayin ?
38:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> :>
38:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> yeah
38:00 <johninja> fite fite fite fite
38:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> no :P
38:00 <partay> just stating the obvious.. if its not true say otherwise
38:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> fish fish fish
38:00 <gman> my ear is super itchy
38:00 <gman> like inside the canal
38:00 <johninja> oh dear
38:00 <dematerialised> happens to me all the time gman
38:00 <dematerialised> fucking sucks
38:00 <johninja> hopefully not an ear infection
39:00 <johninja> probably just a cockaroach nest or something
39:00 <partay> gman tumor?
39:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> 6NO___
39:00 <partay> ]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT` i hate your nick.. please change it 
39:00 <]-A-|_iEN8D\Romeo_hackT`> NOTES
39:00 <m8> i need a fukn bj .... from a hot white female
39:00 <m8> i have cannabis seeds for currency
39:00 <partay> m8 ill transfer a few of my bj's to you
39:00 <m8> :D
40:00 <m8> SUK MY D 
40:00 <johninja> just put them in a bank account and let them gain interest
40:00 <gman> definitely a tumour guys
40:00 <gman> i just popped it all over me
40:00 <johninja> oh dear
40:00 <partay> johninja not sure ill accrue interest
40:00 <]_Romeo^Alienated-c4> mmm dinner
40:00 <partay> i used to fuck her about 7 years ago 
40:00 <Clarkson> pardon me but do you have gay crush for each other lol
40:00 <johninja> well the bj market is at a 7 year low
40:00 <johninja> so it's not much use selling them
41:00 <]_Romeo^Alienated-c4> i shoukd mke an open faced club sandwich
41:00 <]_Romeo^Alienated-c4> i shoukd mAke an open faced club sandwich
41:00 <]_Romeo^Alienated-c4> i should mAke an open faced club sandwich
41:00 <m8> no ham on that
41:00 <]_Romeo^Alienated-c4> there it is
41:00 <]_Romeo^Alienated-c4> :>
41:00 <johninja> cheap thai blowjobs have undercut everyone
41:00 <]_Romeo^Alienated-c4> okay
41:00 <m8> yea the thai girls here would def suk a mad D
41:00 <m8> i liv in prston rservoir area of vic
42:00 <johninja> they not even girls most times
42:00 <m8> heaps of low azn's suk a d here
42:00 <m8> mmmmm u d so big
42:00 <m8> thy love taste straya d
42:00 <johninja> lol
45:00 <]_Romeo^Alienated-c4> straw berries
45:00 <]_Romeo^Alienated-c4> im trashed
46:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucdEIMKTD7U 
46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Wu-Tang vs. The Beatles - Forget me not Views: 272,934 Uploader: besik18041987 Uploaded: Feb 9, 2011 Duration: 4m13s Rating: 4.93
46:00 <TheRon> MrMark: we are the sultans, the sultans of swing
49:00 <MrMark> Dire
49:00 <MrMark> i want my mtv!!!
49:00 <MrMark> while we r doing Dire
50:00 <m8> talking to some guy in another country 
50:00 <MrMark> another country!!
50:00 <MrMark> omg!!
51:00 <m8> <agent-86> i am going to try and shower at the homeless center
51:00 <johninja> ]_Romeo^Alienated-c4 is on another planter
51:00 <MrMark> there are other countries!!
51:00 <m8> lol
51:00 <m8> i am like ... wtf ?
51:00 <m8> y ?
51:00 <m8> do u like homeless men ?
51:00 <johninja> people that live in cars do that man
51:00 <johninja> #VanLyfe
51:00 <johninja> usually they go to gyms
51:00 <m8> fuck living in a car in a place where it snows
51:00 <johninja> but yeah
51:00 <m8> thatd be total bs
52:00 <m8> wake up and ur car is under snow and you cant start the cunt
52:00 <johninja> lol
52:00 <johninja> yeah
52:00 <m8> balls freezing like a mfkr
52:00 <johninja> well still better than sleeping oon the street
52:00 <m8> this guy i met , i didnt like
52:00 <m8> he went did some drugs
52:00 <m8> froze like a piece of ice
52:00 <MrMark> drugs r bad mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay
52:00 <m8> in a park
52:00 <johninja> aye
52:00 <TropicalStormJim> i have this van rite... i got a murial printed down the side of it right... its what i imagine me and Serenity making love would look like
53:00 <johninja> hot
54:00 <TheRon> boston - more than a feeling
54:00 <MrMark> oooer
54:00 <MrMark> noice TheRon
54:00 <johninja> https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/160526_em_trumpbooks.jpg?quality=75&strip=color&w=1100 
55:00 <TheRon> i see my mary anne walking away
55:00 <Serenity> can you fucking not
55:00 <Clarkson> So if I told him I found kiddy porn on his laptop , he would stop msging me
55:00 <Serenity> ty
55:00 <partay> lol
57:00 <TropicalStormJim> people see me cruising in my van and they're like "hey nothing suss"
57:00 <johninja> they see me rollin, they diggin it
57:00 <TheRon> it was the summer of '69
59:00 <amelia> booooooooooo
59:00 <johninja> https://www.facebook.com/adultleak/videos/540376006147345/ 
00:00 <partay> lol johninja 
00:00 <partay> i love seeing cockheads getting taken out like that
00:00 <johninja> i have never seen it lol
00:00 <johninja> irl
01:00 <johninja> fuck..have to be stupid or drunk or both
01:00 <johninja> ssdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
01:00 <partay> Im all for having a bit of fun.. ive owned 3 fully sick V8's but never endangered anyone
01:00 <johninja> woops
02:00 <johninja> yeah
02:00 <johninja> I have had a fair few 8's
03:00 <johninja> bought a 73 fairlane for 500 bucks just to burn around the dirt
03:00 <m8> word
03:00 <partay> lol
04:00 <johninja> i think it was only running on about 6 cylinders though tbh
04:00 <johninja> had to pour petrol down the carby o start it
04:00 <partay> lol
04:00 <partay> sounds like something picard used to trawl public toilets in 
04:00 <m8> i had a 74 4 door
05:00 <johninja> haha
05:00 <m8> $1k
05:00 <johninja> falcon?
05:00 <johninja> or fairlane?
05:00 <johninja> they looked like spaceships on the inside man
05:00 <partay> i had a 308 HT holden.
05:00 <johninja> sweet
06:00 <m8> falcon
06:00 <partay> XA?
06:00 <m8> b
06:00 <johninja> fuck the XB coupe is a nice car
07:00 <partay> yes it is 
07:00 <johninja> 4 door is pretty sweet too
07:00 <johninja> did it have the air intakes in the bonnet on the 74?
07:00 <m8> bench seat
07:00 <johninja> i had a 78 fairmonet like that
07:00 <johninja> almost rolled it the frst day trying to get it to drift like an 8
07:00 <johninja> then sold it to me bro
07:00 <m8> dont think so
08:00 <Serenity> my dad had an XC
08:00 <Serenity> one day I will buy one n do it up
08:00 <m8> i wanted to put a nicer engine in it
08:00 <m8> spray it
08:00 <m8> that wasall
08:00 <johninja> yeah this was an xc
08:00 <johninja> they are hot
08:00 <partay> you were probably conceived in that car Serenity
08:00 <Serenity> ours was amazing interior was perfect the engine was perfect
09:00 <Serenity> but rust got into it living near the ocean
09:00 <johninja> they are pretty good engines
09:00 <johninja> 250 crossflow
09:00 <Serenity> they didnt even have it when i was born i doubt it partay
09:00 <johninja> pretty good on fuel etc
09:00 <m8> yea
09:00 <Serenity> i remember the burn of the leather seats in the middle of summer
09:00 <Serenity> ahhh
10:00 <m8> lol
10:00 <johninja> lol
10:00 <partay> not too bad.. not as good as the efi now though
10:00 <johninja> yeah hard to compete with modern tech
10:00 <m8> fuck remermber when ladies used to lave tehm old cars in the sun all day
10:00 <johninja> for fuel efficeincy anyway
10:00 <m8> then tell us kids to get in 
10:00 <m8> we'd all be screaming 
10:00 <m8> coz we knew it was a stinking hot pos
10:00 <johninja> lol, into the sauna with yas
11:00 <Serenity> hahah
11:00 <Serenity> sear your hip on the seat belt buckle
11:00 <m8> yea
11:00 <m8> pile in after school
11:00 <m8> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
11:00 <Serenity> no ac
11:00 <Serenity> just a shitty cool fan that blew 41 degree heat in your face
11:00 <m8> a/c was imaginary
12:00 <m8> dirty big fans next to the engine
12:00 <Serenity> i remember when we got our 'new' car it was like a 91 ford cant remember the series e something
12:00 <Serenity> and it had ac
12:00 <Serenity> was so novel
12:00 <johninja> lol
12:00 <m8> hey i had one of those
12:00 <johninja> mine is 91
12:00 <m8> ea
12:00 <partay> leccky windows was posh
12:00 <Serenity> yeah that sounds about right
13:00 <m8> fuck i remember my mum got a magna
13:00 <m8> p fukn hot shit
13:00 <m8> lol
13:00 <m8> back when they first came out
13:00 <m8> 89 90 or somethin
13:00 <m8> pointy lookin cars
13:00 <m8> pos
14:00 <MrMark> are we all pissed off our faces and having an orgy yet?
14:00 <m8> at the supermarket jiggling the terminals , scratching em up w/ a screwdriver trying to get the engine to kick over
14:00 <m8> *battery terminals
15:00 <m8> hated cars in them days
15:00 <MrMark> corrosion
15:00 <m8> have a real shit day at school, walk out the gate there is the shittiest lookin car in the city and my uncle tootin the horn waving to come jump in
16:00 <m8> damn
16:00 <m8> fuk im baked off my head 
17:00 <m8> im goin
17:00 <MrMark> meow
17:00 <m8> im gunna lol about shit old cars all nite otherwise
17:00 <m8> did u just fkn meow at me ?
17:00 <MrMark> no
17:00 <MrMark> lol
17:00 <m8> go fkn meow yaself
17:00 <m8> lol
17:00 <MrMark> ehehehe
18:00 <m8> i just ate a whole can o peaches
18:00 <MrMark> me too
18:00 <m8> hey MrMark , are u fat ?
18:00 <TheRon> movin' to the country?
18:00 <MrMark> no
18:00 <MrMark> eat a lotta peaches
18:00 <TheRon> gonna eat me a lot of peaches
18:00 <m8> im thinking about it to grow cannabis
18:00 <MrMark> woot!!
18:00 <m8> my rent went up $1 a fortnight
18:00 <MrMark> movin' to the country!!
18:00 <m8> im so pissed
18:00 <MrMark> eat a lotta peaches!
19:00 <TheRon> peaches come come a can they were put there by a man in factory down town
21:00 <MrMark> oooer
21:00 <Serenity> now i need some presidents in me life
21:00 <Doodle> 820
21:00 <MrMark> b52s love shack!!!!!!!!
21:00 <MrMark> woot!
21:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Presidents of the United States of America - Back Porch.mp3 (2.74MB 128kbps Stereo 2:59)
22:00 <TheRon> semi charmed kind of life
22:00 <MrMark> yes!!!
22:00 <MrMark> love it
22:00 <MrMark> Third EYe Blind
22:00 <TheRon> yes!
23:00 <TheRon> underrated
24:00 <MrMark> funky little shack!!!
24:00 <TheRon> prefer rock lobster
25:00 <MrMark> Elton.....Im Still Standing
25:00 <TheRon> christopher reeves favourite song
25:00 <MrMark> ehehehehe
25:00 <MrMark> oh thats mean!!
26:00 <TheRon> he once received a 90 second standing ovation at the oscars, i thought geez no need to rub it in
26:00 <MrMark> lol
27:00 <MrMark> Superman 4 was soooooo shit
27:00 <Clarkson> not some cunts who think they puppet masters
28:00 <TheRon> hey jealousy!
29:00 <partay> gin blossoms 
30:00 <TheRon> yes!
30:00 <TheRon> not my fave of theirs
30:00 <partay> that song is ok
30:00 <TheRon> love, "found out about you"
32:00 <MrMark> everbody wants to rule the world
33:00 <MrMark> one of the most awesome songs of all time
33:00 <TheRon> defs
35:00 <Klutch> FUCK I AM EXCITED
35:00 <TheRon> feel these nipples?
36:00 <Klutch> soon i will be
36:00 <MrMark> my nipps r hard
36:00 <TheRon> MrMark: it's all been done
37:00 <MrMark> dont know it
37:00 <MrMark> pls explain
37:00 <TheRon> barenaked ladies
37:00 <MrMark> oh ic
38:00 <TheRon> the lemonheads?
39:00 <MrMark> nha
39:00 <MrMark> nah
39:00 <MrMark> i need more scotch
40:00 <TheRon> don't we all
40:00 <MrMark> Texas.........................I dont want a lover
40:00 <MrMark> this song is in my top 10
40:00 <TheRon> i just need a friend
41:00 <MrMark> 1989
41:00 <TheRon> counting crows - omaha
43:00 <MrMark> oooer
44:00 <MrMark> Khe Sahn
46:00 <TheRon> need more cans
46:00 <MrMark> of what?
46:00 <TheRon> boags
46:00 <MrMark> jesus h christ
47:00 <TheRon> good shit
47:00 <MrMark> drink VB like a real man
47:00 <MrMark> :P
47:00 <MrMark> ehehehe
47:00 <TheRon> closing time?
48:00 <MrMark> my bar stays open all night
48:00 <TheRon> i know who i want to take me home
50:00 <MrMark> Lady Gaga
50:00 <TheRon> she be freak
50:00 <MrMark> i love her!
50:00 <MrMark> she freakazoid!!
51:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
51:00 <TheRon> matchbox 20 - long day, awesome song
51:00 <TheRiddler> go swans
52:00 <TheRon> we all tipped the swans
52:00 <TheRiddler> I've given up on tipping this year
55:00 <MrMark> it rubs the lotion on its skin.......or it gets the hose again....
55:00 <TheRon> playing lambs?
56:00 <MrMark> yeah
57:00 <MrMark> fly little starling!!
57:00 <TheRon> suicide blonde!
57:00 <MrMark> fly fly fly!
59:00 <MrMark> fly little starling!!!!!
00:00 <TheRon> REBEL REBEL!
02:00 <partay> ROBOT ROBOT 
02:00 <partay> all you fuckers bow to the robot
02:00 <partay> pay homage 
02:00 <amsy> i think youve got the homoage covered
04:00 <TheRon> and she was.....
04:00 <MrMark> music!!TheRon!!!
05:00 <TheRon> talking heads!
05:00 <MrMark> is this the real life....is this just fantasy!
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> hello
08:00 <TropicalStormJim> my name is jimmy rustles. I'm a corn farmer
09:00 <partay> amsy toasted sammich kgo
09:00 <TheRon> all i need is a miracle
10:00 <MrMark> Mike
10:00 <MrMark> Mechanics
10:00 <TheRon> yep!
10:00 <MrMark> woot!!!
11:00 <MrMark> good one!!
13:00 <GoldSpade> hehehh
13:00 <MrMark> Mike Oldfield......Moonlight Shadow
13:00 <TheRon> i'm hungry like the wolf
14:00 <GoldSpade> that would be duran duran 
14:00 <TheRon> WD
14:00 <GoldSpade> where is the tick in this thng
16:00 <GoldSpade> apparently Reanna has a nude video clip on you tube
16:00 <TheRon> really? :)
16:00 <GoldSpade> not sure what its called
16:00 <MrMark> noice
17:00 <TheRon> peter gabriel - big time
17:00 <MrMark> yes!!!
17:00 <MrMark> Salisbury Hill
17:00 <TheRon> in your eyes
19:00 <TheRon> let's dance
19:00 <robot> ahoyhoy!
19:00 <TheRon> put on your red shoes and dance the blues
21:00 <TropicalStormJim> no
21:00 <TropicalStormJim> its too cold
23:00 <TheRon> i would do anything for love but i won't do that
24:00 <robot> TheRon top song
24:00 <robot> have you heard the hitack remix
24:00 <TheRon> heard the girlie version?
24:00 <robot> i dont normally like those sort of remixes but it's not bad
24:00 <TheRon> i would do anything for love but i won't do anal
25:00 <TropicalStormJim> most girly girls love it up the ass
25:00 <TropicalStormJim> saves their vag for the special one
25:00 <Doodle> *all
26:00 <TropicalStormJim> girls be all like "omg i dont want my parents to hear us"
26:00 <TropicalStormJim> and then they become single mums and they're all like "omg i dont want my kids to hear us"
26:00 <TropicalStormJim> cunts fucked aye
27:00 <doctor> that's abhorrent language
27:00 <TheRon> that's generally how kids happen
27:00 <MrMark> oh be noice
27:00 <robot> ye
27:00 <TropicalStormJim> ye b really noice
27:00 <TheRon> ye!
28:00 <robot> ye
28:00 <TheRon> ye
28:00 <faux> ye
29:00 <TropicalStormJim> u goys need sum deck hardener?
29:00 <TheRon> irc song, desperado............
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> or duz ya deck just need 2 b sucked? i can suck ur deck for $20
31:00 <TheRon> not heard that one
31:00 <President_Trump> TropicalStormJim how is your wife?
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> President_Trump, farming corn
31:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/avP38md_700b.jpg
31:00 <TheRiddler> I found this funnier than it should be
31:00 <MrMark> how can we be lovers if we cant be friends
32:00 <TheRon> i don't wanna miss a thing
32:00 <robot> one time faux challenged me 2 a game of pool n she got teh cue n pointed to the ceiling like she was babe ruth n im like faux this isnt baseball but before i could finish she had hit the ball with the cue it went up in the air ricochetd off th fan hit the wall bounced off the table smashed a glass hit the ball in went in
32:00 <robot> i was like what
33:00 <faux> lmao
33:00 <TheRon> this one time this chick hung her tits out over the pocket, the cue went thru the felt 
34:00 <MrMark> ic
34:00 <TheRon> good story ay
34:00 <robot> could do with more robots TheRon
34:00 <TheRon> i know
35:00 <TropicalStormJim> fantastic, if i ever have kids ill tell it to them
35:00 <TheRon> hard to win pots when you can't play pool
37:00 <TropicalStormJim> how many pots have u won?
37:00 <TheRon> like 5]\
37:00 <TheRon> 5
38:00 <TropicalStormJim> oh ok
38:00 <TropicalStormJim> u got the 4 burner stove m i rite?
39:00 <TheRon> i got like a beer
39:00 <TropicalStormJim> even betta
47:00 <dematerialised> i need a burger
47:00 <TheRon> rat bruger?
47:00 <dematerialised> yes
48:00 <TropicalStormJim> u dont no where life leads u... burgers, drinks, strippers... hopefully strippers... everyone loves strippers... except their parents
49:00 <TheRon> all i wanna do is make love to you
50:00 <TropicalStormJim> cant meeting some other dumb slut after work
17:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=topVkP8WBb4
19:00 <Serenity> stfu
19:00 <dematerialised> excuse me i will straight up snap your neck
20:00 <Serenity> Id kick your cock through your arsehole before you got the chance m8y
20:00 <TheRiddler> demon hunters - snap your neck
20:00 <Serenity> Prong - Snap your fingers snap your neck
21:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Snap - I've Got the Power.mp3 (5.24MB 128kbps Stereo 5:43)
22:00 <TheRiddler> maybe it was a cover
24:00 <TheRiddler> ahh prong were the original artist
24:00 <dematerialised> your face is the original artist
25:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4pKYI7Tpq4
25:00 <TheRiddler> this is the demon hunter cover
37:00 <Serenity> ill watch soon
42:00 <johninja> tis not the real pirate
42:00 <dematerialised> doesn't matter
42:00 <johninja> everyones old greasy friend hath returned
42:00 <Serenity> i wish it was :(
43:00 <dematerialised> ban evading like a boss
43:00 <TropicalStormJim> my corn is cold
43:00 <johninja> pop it in the microwave for a bit
43:00 <Serenity> mine too sit on it trevo
43:00 <Serenity> r
43:00 <TheRiddler> oh so that's who it is
44:00 <TropicalStormJim> Serenity my uncle got a murial painted of us
44:00 <TropicalStormJim> making love on the side of his rental van
44:00 <Serenity> no he didnt
44:00 <Serenity> stop
44:00 <dematerialised> a mural
44:00 <dematerialised> not murial
44:00 <johninja> i wonder if you put a corn kernel in the microwave would it make popcorn?
44:00 <TheRiddler> you're terrible murial
44:00 <Serenity> no
44:00 <johninja> he's said that twice now
44:00 <johninja> muriel is the little mermaid
44:00 <pirate> it pops
44:00 <Serenity> yeah and i told him to fucking not the first time
44:00 <TropicalStormJim> i thnk its sxc
44:00 <dematerialised> murial is a really ugly crossdressing guy
45:00 <TheRiddler> muriel's wedding is so bogan
45:00 <TropicalStormJim> brb painting murial
45:00 <TheRiddler> and painful
45:00 <johninja> are you even allowed to paint rental vans?
46:00 <TheRiddler> probably not
46:00 <johninja> i'm pretty sure not
46:00 <Serenity> prob not
46:00 <johninja> lol
46:00 <pirate> you can paint them
46:00 <dematerialised> im gonna go paint my face with fat and grease
46:00 <pirate> and pirate ships
46:00 <dematerialised> amelia isn't here pirate
46:00 <TheRiddler> he probably painted his arse
46:00 <johninja> painted his nails
46:00 <pirate> I already spoke to her
47:00 <TheRiddler> oh pirate is kunny?
47:00 <johninja> i think she likes you pirate
47:00 <pirate> amelia is gone to bed
47:00 <johninja> juh
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol she doesn't like him
47:00 <Serenity> now i want to watch pirates of the caribbean
47:00 <TheRiddler> she trolls everyone
47:00 <Serenity> oh its kunnydew
47:00 <johninja> how could you not
47:00 <johninja> he's irresistable
47:00 <TropicalStormJim> thatd make a rly good murial
47:00 <pirate> not joel
48:00 <TropicalStormJim> serenity watching pirates of the caribeean
48:00 <pirate> I wish to speak to him
48:00 <TropicalStormJim> while i do her doggy style
48:00 <Serenity> TropicalStormJim can you stop being a fucking retard
48:00 <Serenity> jesus christ
48:00 <TropicalStormJim> ok i can try
48:00 <pirate> TropicalStormJim is a head ache
48:00 <johninja> Doggy ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne  * pirate ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
49:00 <Serenity> ahaha its you joel
49:00 <johninja> i wonder who is using his IP?
49:00 <TheRiddler> he's so bad
49:00 <TropicalStormJim> you'd think these retards would stick to the one nickname aye
49:00 <johninja> maybe his dad logged on
50:00 <TheRiddler> it's pirate tiem
50:00 <TheRiddler> no dad no
50:00 <TheRiddler> plundering his booty
50:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <Serenity> kunny pirate green jocks time
51:00 <johninja> yarrrr
51:00 <TropicalStormJim> pirate kunny has a stump
52:00 <TheRiddler> 3 peg legs
53:00 <johninja> maybe he is a changed man now
53:00 <johninja> and just wants to talk in peace
53:00 <TropicalStormJim> yea and maybe youre a corn farmer
53:00 <johninja> yeah true
53:00 <pirate> im not joel
53:00 <pirate> seriously
54:00 <TropicalStormJim> pirate, don't you mean "whos joel?"
54:00 <pirate> joel is pebbles
54:00 <pirate> spoke to him today, im not joel
54:00 <Serenity> you have the same host you dork rofl
54:00 <pirate> i don't take drugs i only drink rum
54:00 <johninja> toattaly in denial
54:00 <Serenity> this is just getting awkward
55:00 <johninja> its a good start
55:00 <johninja> throw out the old joel
55:00 <johninja> in the bin with him
55:00 <pirate> joel is top bloke
55:00 <johninja> lol
55:00 <TropicalStormJim> ...
55:00 <johninja> yeah he is well liked and respected here
55:00 <TropicalStormJim> and im a corn farmer LOOOOOOOOOOOL
56:00 <robot> sup
56:00 <pirate> no you are an idiot TropicalStormJim
56:00 <johninja> he must be on some heavy meds
56:00 <TropicalStormJim> uve neva evn ceen my korn
56:00 <stompin> bitches
57:00 <TropicalStormJim> kate isnt here
57:00 <pirate> TropicalStormJim i know about you
57:00 <pirate> Taco
57:00 <TropicalStormJim> hi im jimmy rustles
58:00 <johninja> he's just an old fashioned street cop
58:00 <johninja> not much to know
58:00 <pirate> you that guy that thinks he was a cop
58:00 <pirate> Taco
58:00 <pirate> trevar or something
58:00 <TropicalStormJim> no im jimmy
58:00 <johninja> i'm david
58:00 <TropicalStormJim> hi david
58:00 <johninja> hi jimbo
58:00 <TropicalStormJim> dtf?
59:00 <johninja> i don't see why not
59:00 <TropicalStormJim> kool
59:00 <johninja> maybe pirate will take us out on his boat
59:00 <TropicalStormJim> or we could meet in the corn field
59:00 <pirate> Your name is Peter
59:00 <johninja> ooh
59:00 <johninja> near the scarecrow
00:00 <TropicalStormJim> nah im scared of that thing
00:00 <pirate> Peter Debruyan
00:00 <johninja> lol
00:00 <johninja> it's pieter
00:00 <johninja> geeze
01:00 <TropicalStormJim> cant buy love so lets just make it
01:00 <johninja> i get my lovinnn on the ruuuunnnn
01:00 <Bonny> sif insult anyone that you think it's pieter
03:00 <TropicalStormJim> used to be a fuckin pineapple
04:00 <johninja> all me mates are crayfish
05:00 <TropicalStormJim> uNF
05:00 <TropicalStormJim> It must be time to spend some $$ on a Girlfriend *Nod*
06:00 <Doodle> :/
06:00 <Bonny> yeah you need cash to bye a g/f
06:00 <Bonny> buy*
06:00 <TropicalStormJim> better sell ur xbox at cashies for $20 then
09:00 <johninja> my favourite was when he bragged about driknking metho then 5 minutes later denied ever drinking metho
09:00 <TropicalStormJim> hi Fennec_Fox dtf?
10:00 <johninja> "i never said i drank metho" "piet..it's there..you just pasted this 5 minutes ago" "nope"
10:00 <TropicalStormJim> w00f!
11:00 <Serenity> hahah
11:00 <Serenity> I wish I could reply the night I broke pieter
11:00 <Serenity> it was so funny
11:00 <Serenity> replay
13:00 <doctor> Is he still alive?
13:00 <TropicalStormJim> yea and cunts r still stealing his fuckin lemons from out the front
13:00 <Clarkson> BlackDevil: 's pedo fucking bot wouldnt show that
15:00 <johninja> yeah his facebook was active a few days ago
15:00 <Serenity> I think he got off the gear for a little while last year cause he chubbed up a bit
15:00 <Serenity> dunno about now
15:00 <johninja> doesn't seem like he has changed lol
16:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-photos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13240534_716326195177106_8136861853895765413_n.jpg?oh=b713b6d48e0195a87c9d292e7307a06d&oe=57CA503C&__gda__=1474019938_65bcb451337312a96e09ae2b0389eed5 
16:00 <Serenity> haha
16:00 <Serenity> mr irl
16:00 <Serenity> me
16:00 <TropicalStormJim> heh... his fb still has his home address published
17:00 <TropicalStormJim> who's in melbourne? :D
17:00 <Serenity> no one cares trevor
17:00 <President_Trump> TropicalStormJim is in katoomba
18:00 <johninja> he found himself a waashed up old junkie chick 
18:00 <TropicalStormJim> hoskings fagget
18:00 <TropicalStormJim> brb farming corn
18:00 <johninja> looks about 10 years older than him
18:00 <Serenity> yeah she ripped him off or something
18:00 <Serenity> and he had these huge rants about her
18:00 <Serenity> now theyre back together
18:00 <johninja> lol fuck
18:00 <Clarkson> yeah who honestly gives a fuck
19:00 <johninja> i guess so Clarkson
19:00 <Clarkson> Isn't one of them gay
19:00 <johninja> probably
19:00 <faux> lolllllllll
20:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13254070_10154215198178259_7167743040743079388_n.jpg?oh=dbec52d3eca253895e6961dce02b4dc1&oe=57CAA8D9
20:00 <Serenity> dat coles 80c bread doe
21:00 <johninja> loll
21:00 <Maurice> What in the fuck
21:00 <johninja> there is some great ones on there
21:00 <johninja> and the status
21:00 <johninja> "me and dad are so happy for you"
21:00 <johninja> fuck
21:00 <Serenity> ahaha
22:00 <Serenity> She iz perfection personified
22:00 <Serenity> LOL
22:00 <johninja> lol
22:00 <johninja> he really does love her it seems
22:00 <johninja> good for him
22:00 <Serenity> omg theyre engaged
22:00 <Serenity> THE PHOTO OF THE RING
22:00 <johninja> yeah!
22:00 <TropicalStormJim> wtf is that slop and why is there marijuanas paracetemol in the background
23:00 <johninja> swapped it at cashies for 2 xboxes
23:00 <Serenity> hhahahahah
23:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker just goes 'is it just me or does that hand look like it belongs to a junkie?'
23:00 <Serenity> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahah
23:00 <johninja> lol
23:00 <johninja> come over to the windowww my little darlinnnn
23:00 <johninja> i'de like to try to read your palm
24:00 <Serenity> omg the post on the 2nd of may
24:00 <Serenity> This be how things are now , yeap I be happy
24:00 <Serenity> and the photo of her patting the cat
24:00 <Serenity> OMG i want to die
24:00 <Doodle> YEAP
25:00 <TropicalStormJim> it doesnt actually say who hes in a relationship with... whats her first name?
25:00 <Doodle> geoff
26:00 <Serenity> karen
26:00 <johninja> yeah he says her name a lot
26:00 <TropicalStormJim> found her
26:00 <TropicalStormJim> yuck
26:00 <Maurice> 'Yes they are real diamonds' I'm squinting and I still cant see diamonds
27:00 <TropicalStormJim> her profile pic in front of a chips machine says it all
27:00 <Doodle> he's referring to her diamond buttplug
27:00 <johninja> lo
27:00 <Maurice> That'd make more sense
28:00 <Serenity> how pieters mrs puts her face on every morning
28:00 <Serenity> https://youtu.be/gId2HsHvSgs
28:00 <pirate> don't you people have anything better to do than bitching about someone behind their back?
28:00 <johninja> you actually started it
28:00 <BlackVelvet> clearly not, pirate :)
28:00 <Serenity> yep
28:00 <johninja> lol sez
28:00 <Serenity> im wanking at the same time
28:00 <TropicalStormJim> zomg
28:00 <Doodle> i've just cum
29:00 <pirate> no I did not
29:00 <TropicalStormJim> she shares a picture of pieter... and says "Thisis my partner.isn't he hot and SEXY!!!? He is also amazing in the bedroom. Haha. Love you all and have a great day!"
29:00 <johninja> wow
29:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <Doodle> classy
29:00 <johninja> thats cute af
29:00 <Serenity> thats vulgar
29:00 <johninja> Thisis is a greek god i think
29:00 <Serenity> plot twist, pirate is pieter
29:00 <johninja> :o
30:00 <johninja> crashing at joels pad
30:00 <johninja> fuck
30:00 <johninja> what a team
30:00 <Serenity> yesss haha like step brothers
30:00 <Serenity> SO MUCH ROOM FORDRUGTIVITIES
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> thanks 4 that sezz
30:00 <Doodle> loool
30:00 <Serenity> thanks for what
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> the struggles of pieter always make me feel amazing
31:00 <Serenity> really lets you feel like you're winning at life seeing that doesnt it
31:00 <johninja> well he's found happiness
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> yea
31:00 <Serenity> hey look if hes happy hes not here annoying us
31:00 <johninja> maybe the irc ban was what he needed
31:00 <Serenity> good for him
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> hahaha hapiness
31:00 <TropicalStormJim> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
31:00 <johninja> did him a huge faavour
31:00 <Serenity> yeah see he should thank me
32:00 <TropicalStormJim> pieter is so happy and im a fucking corn farmer
32:00 <TropicalStormJim> why havent u produced any corn john... why john
32:00 <Serenity> whats your definition of happy
32:00 <johninja> robot keeps scaring all the bees off
33:00 <johninja> no polination m8
34:00 <TropicalStormJim> i have an idea of what karens idea of happy is
34:00 <TropicalStormJim> "If more people smoked weed...the world would be a happier place."
34:00 <johninja> she is quite wise
34:00 <TropicalStormJim> all the paranoia... and the financial pressure... and the lack of motivation... and the respitory problems
34:00 <TropicalStormJim> sounds like heaven!!!
35:00 <johninja> well if it was legal half of those problems would be gone
35:00 <faux> respitory
35:00 <Serenity> im pretty sure california is flourishing since the legalisation of it
35:00 <TropicalStormJim> like paranoia and motivation and repository
36:00 <johninja> nah people wouldn't get paranoid so much if it was legal
36:00 <Serenity> theres quality control if its legal
36:00 <johninja> thats the only shit that makes me paranoid
36:00 <Serenity> better weed less paranoia.. less ned for paranoia
36:00 <Serenity> need*
36:00 <TropicalStormJim> paranoia is a big component of being high
36:00 <johninja> maybe if you smoked it once and got freaked out
37:00 <johninja> that does happen
37:00 <TropicalStormJim> no umm every time i encounter a kid whos stoned theyre paranoid as fuck
37:00 <TropicalStormJim> maybe its just me
37:00 <johninja> yeah but you are a cop lol
37:00 <johninja> of course they are shitting
37:00 <Serenity> if you are a cop.. i think thats more reason for it
37:00 <Serenity> everyones packing death when they are talking to the cops
37:00 <johninja> indeed
37:00 <TropicalStormJim> no not because of that
37:00 <Serenity> even if they havent done anything
38:00 <johninja> then they use you looking anxious as a reason to search the car
38:00 <TropicalStormJim> urgh whatevs i cbf
38:00 <Serenity> you're just wrong trevor not everyone who gets high gets paranoid, yes a lot do and theres a lot of reasons why but not everyone does
38:00 <Serenity> the end
38:00 <Serenity> wheres me corn
38:00 <TropicalStormJim> ask johninja edgell
39:00 <TropicalStormJim> he canned a few earlier
39:00 <johninja> i only have creamed corn left
39:00 <TropicalStormJim> wtf is creamed corn anyway
39:00 <johninja> i was just wondering myself tbh
39:00 <johninja> i have eaten it
39:00 <johninja> but nfi how its made or what it is
40:00 <TropicalStormJim> we need that guy who invented science to tell us
40:00 <TropicalStormJim> what was his name again
40:00 <johninja> Creamed corn is a soup or sauce made by pulping corn kernels and collecting the milky residue from the corn. It is a common part of Midwestern and Southern American cuisine, typically sold canned.
40:00 <TropicalStormJim> jerome i think
42:00 <Serenity> looks like vomit
42:00 <TropicalStormJim> yea
48:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/qZTyr38.png
48:00 <johninja> the heat master
48:00 <johninja> oh heat mise
49:00 <robot> nite
56:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> gidday
56:00 <TropicalStormJim> hi im jimmy rustles
58:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygr5AHufBN4 
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