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07:00 <Stolen_> http://gu.com/p/4jty8/stw
08:00 <johninja> welcome back to when backyard lobotomies go wrong
08:00 <johninja> tonight on the show we have Stolen_
09:00 <johninja> tell us a little about yourself Stolen_
09:00 <dematerialised> yeah im not clicking that link
12:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/bnMILIr.jpg
13:00 <johninja> oh dear
13:00 <Stolen_> im a bee looking for my hive
13:00 <Stolen_> did you see it bzz bzz bzzt
13:00 <johninja> a dead little mermaid would have been cool
14:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/ObQoRj3.jpg
14:00 <johninja> and maybe something to do with the mass ammount of radiation leaking from those jap powerplants into the ocean every day
14:00 <Stolen_> nova palaszczuk cried like a lol bitch after got sacked
20:00 <Stolen_> http://imgur.com/a/agVEu
21:00 <johninja> what a pretty man
22:00 <Stolen_> ahhh
22:00 <johninja> whats his real name?
22:00 <johninja> norman?
22:00 <Stolen_> norell
23:00 <Stolen_> http://66.media.tumblr.com/b9c29a9ac9b03c129e9aa0359515ed86/tumblr_n65v6gaEzC1snexhzo1_1280.png
28:00 <Stolen_> SOL is out for new migration, im out again due to my age for short skilled migration
28:00 <Stolen_> listed*
33:00 <dematerialised> to be fair i'd let norrel put my dick in his mouth
33:00 <johninja> norman looks like he's sucked a lot of dick
35:00 <Stolen_> has some respect for ts they are women too
36:00 <johninja> Preach!
37:00 <johninja> Greek news sites are reporting that Aristotle's tomb was found.
38:00 <Stolen_> https://youtu.be/BQPBk0RD8d0
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bee Gees - More Than a Woman | THE GREATEST HITS | Views: 12,159,360 Uploader: SOBER LEECH Uploaded: Aug 30, 2008 Duration: 3m18s Rating: 4.87
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> So… i’ve just completed ze budget for me research… it’s going to cost bout $46 K to conduct
44:00 <johninja> wow
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol yeh…. 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT!
45:00 <johninja> i guess thats cheap by government standards
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty much
48:00 <Stolen_> i will have a less queue
59:00 <Stolen_> http://www.timescolonist.com/news/local/transgender-bill-a-big-sigh-of-relief-for-island-advocates-1.2257473
07:00 <TropicalStormJim> http://imgur.com/kQnjcWJ
09:00 <Stolen_> yeah someone tried to burn me alive
10:00 <Stolen_> http://imgur.com/a/zhZK0
17:00 <Killswitch> johninja
17:00 <Killswitch> johninja: how are you?
24:00 <TropicalStormJim> he's gay, how are you?
25:00 <President_Trump> hello TropicalStormJim
26:00 <TropicalStormJim> brb minesweeper
27:00 <President_Trump> TropicalStormJim where is your wife tonight?
28:00 <TropicalStormJim> oh we're going to repeat ourselves again. Thats nice. Allow me to ignore you.
29:00 <President_Trump> huh?
29:00 <johninja> oh, it's retard hour
29:00 <Clarkson> so suck it the fuck up renee
29:00 <President_Trump> when have i asked where your wife is tonight?
29:00 <Killswitch> johninja
29:00 <TropicalStormJim> Last night.
29:00 <Killswitch> Good to see you
29:00 <President_Trump> that was last night
29:00 <TropicalStormJim> I ignored you then, too
30:00 <Killswitch> how are you, johninja?
30:00 <President_Trump> in 24 hours you can travel from australia to england you know,  she could be anywhere int he world
30:00 <President_Trump> so it is a valid question
30:00 <johninja> i'll come back later when there are more normies to chat with
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> brb farming corn
30:00 <Killswitch> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLL
31:00 <President_Trump> farming corn lollllllllllllllllllllll
32:00 <TropicalStormJim> shuttup jerome
32:00 <TropicalStormJim> ya stupid fuck
32:00 <Killswitch> Taco's
33:00 <President_Trump> where is jerome?
33:00 <Killswitch> !seen plivent
34:00 <TropicalStormJim> no ikea
34:00 <TropicalStormJim> why? whats up with jerome?
34:00 <President_Trump>  i am jerome?
34:00 <TropicalStormJim> hi jerome
35:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllll
35:00 <TropicalStormJim> dumb fuck
35:00 <President_Trump> katoomba
36:00 <TropicalStormJim> hoskings fagget
36:00 <TropicalStormJim> m i helping u wit ur bs?
37:00 <Killswitch> HOSKINGS
37:00 <Killswitch> phaggot
37:00 <TropicalStormJim> ANAL SEX LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
37:00 <TropicalStormJim> u fucking homo
38:00 <GentlemanSausage> darramallan bitchcunt
38:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllll taco has gone mental
38:00 <GentlemanSausage> go fuck ya daughter
40:00 <Killswitch> Where is Trevor?
41:00 <President_Trump> Trevor the policeman?
41:00 <TropicalStormJim> brb minesweeper
42:00 <m8> heh
42:00 <m8> trev
42:00 <TropicalStormJim> just fuckin relax m8 
42:00 <m8> lol
43:00 <m8> whered u get the name jim ... trev ?
43:00 <Killswitch> g'day m8
43:00 <m8> who plays minesweeper in 2016 ?
43:00 <m8> 80yr olds ?
43:00 <m8> hi Killswitch 
44:00 <TropicalStormJim> dunno im just a corn farmer
44:00 <Killswitch> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I
44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Slipknot - Duality [OFFICIAL VIDEO] Views: 87,041,448 Uploader: Slipknot Uploaded: Oct 27, 2009 Duration: 3m34s Rating: 4.86
44:00 <m8> so u a corn farmer now
44:00 <Killswitch> TropicalStormJim = johninja
44:00 <TropicalStormJim> sure why not
45:00 <m8> oh rite on
45:00 <TropicalStormJim> fuckin idiet
45:00 <Killswitch> TropicalStormJim when is the next austnet sex tour?
45:00 <m8> wtf is a ausnet sex tour
45:00 <m8> sounds grimey
45:00 <Killswitch> m8 you are correct
45:00 <m8> lots of warts and bed sores
45:00 <TropicalStormJim> its when jerome tries to fuck everyone
45:00 <Killswitch> johninja is the most famous of austnet sex tour participants
46:00 <TropicalStormJim> he tours around austnet, looking for a bite
46:00 <TropicalStormJim> and nobody gives a fuck
46:00 <Killswitch> what TropicalStormJim except change jerome to john
46:00 <m8> i hooked up w/ someone from ausnet before
46:00 <m8> sure of it
46:00 <Killswitch> partial credit TropicalStormJim
46:00 <TropicalStormJim> no jerome does that
46:00 <m8> dont think it was dalnet
46:00 <TropicalStormJim> every night
46:00 <TropicalStormJim> fucking homo he is
46:00 <m8> also attacked a visitor from ausnet that got too drunk at my house one time
46:00 <m8> maybe 15yrs ago
46:00 <m8> heh :P
46:00 <Killswitch> johninja has the austnet sex tour down to a fine art
46:00 <TropicalStormJim> i wonder what jeromes life is like... knowing that nobody likes him
47:00 <Killswitch> yes lets wonder
47:00 <m8> there used to be this fat wog chick in melbourne on ausnet , i never fucked her tho
47:00 <m8> she asked 
47:00 <TropicalStormJim> shes still here, her name is faux
47:00 <Killswitch> good work m8
47:00 <m8> i said yay
47:00 <Killswitch> rofl
47:00 <m8> but i had a gf when she called me back
47:00 <m8> ROFLCOPTER
48:00 <TropicalStormJim> faux is alright tho
48:00 <Killswitch> TropicalStormJim, thoughts on President_Trump?
48:00 <TropicalStormJim> fagget
49:00 <m8> is there ladies in #melbourne that are decent ?
49:00 <Killswitch> What about Brettingham_Dell
49:00 <President_Trump> i had witchity grubs for dinner
49:00 <TropicalStormJim> fagget
49:00 <m8> coz i seen some from irc that are really bad bi-polar sufferers and they arent showing it in txt
49:00 <TropicalStormJim> m8 dont be a fagget
50:00 <m8> nah i mean
50:00 <m8> not doing too well
50:00 <m8> for a relationship of any kind
50:00 <TropicalStormJim> seriously yer gay cunt
50:00 <m8> others medicate and have fun
50:00 <TropicalStormJim> grow a pair
50:00 <m8> i smoke weed all day long
50:00 <TropicalStormJim> 100% fagget
51:00 <m8> i want a nice lady 
51:00 <TropicalStormJim> nobody cares
51:00 <TropicalStormJim> fuck off
51:00 <m8> im sick of the whores that ride my junk and start trouble straight afterwards
51:00 <m8> i want them to not care im poor
51:00 <Killswitch> pings for TropicalStormJim
51:00 <Killswitch> ping ping ping
51:00 <m8> and cradle my sack for free on welfare
51:00 <Killswitch> LOOOOOLLLLLLLL
51:00 <m8> im killing it
51:00 <m8> raking it in
51:00 <m8> i got a pension
51:00 <m8> chicks fukn dig pensioners
52:00 <m8> if i had 5 mins alone w/ a woman i didnt want chopped up, id be in her vag
52:00 <m8> believe it, i cant find any to chat to for 5 mins alone
53:00 <Killswitch> LOOOOOLLLLLLLL
54:00 <Killswitch> nerdygirl hi
54:00 <Killswitch> welcome
54:00 <nerdygirl> yo
54:00 <Killswitch> We were just having a discussion about the austnet user 'johninja'
54:00 <TropicalStormJim> no we werent
54:00 <Killswitch> Are you familiar with johninja at all?
55:00 <TropicalStormJim> u were about to stop being a fagget, and down a cup of concrete
55:00 <TropicalStormJim> except u were crying and all kinds of gay shit
55:00 <Killswitch> Dont mind TropicalStormJim, he has had a hard day and thus is taking it out on everyone else
55:00 <Killswitch> as per usual i might add
55:00 <TropicalStormJim> yes my life is so hard loool
56:00 <TropicalStormJim> unlike Killswitch's dick
56:00 <TropicalStormJim> brb minesweeper
09:00 <TropicalStormJim> Pin drop yeah you heard it
10:00 <Killswitch> TropicalStormJim, when was it that you became such a faggot?
12:00 <TropicalStormJim> Well it only happened for a brief moment while you were sucking my dick
19:00 <Killswitch> TropicalStormJim did you always know you were a faggot
19:00 <Clarkson> yeah that shit is lame
19:00 <Killswitch> or was it at that moment?
21:00 <TropicalStormJim> im tired of your faggotry
21:00 <m8> i smoke weed
22:00 <TropicalStormJim> and cock
22:00 <m8> touched ya mums pink bits and grabbed her muff from behind a few times 
23:00 <m8> when i suck on your mums tits i think of your face and i lol
23:00 <m8> if only you could see me ......
24:00 <m8> sometimes i j/k about fucking your mum to your dad on the phone and he doesnt know ive already done ya mum
24:00 <m8> its p funny
27:00 <British^Meat>  Good night guys!!!!!
27:00 <m8> heh
30:00 <TropicalStormJim> do you often have sexual fantasies about or with people in their 60s? you sick fuck
30:00 <Clarkson> I throw it in the dryer and take out the shirts n shit before it cools so i can shake it out while hot , creases go
33:00 <m8> sometimes
33:00 <m8> more recently 
34:00 <m8> as im in my 30s now
34:00 <m8> so the people in their late 50s early 60s feel more comfortable asking 
34:00 <m8> so i get all crazy about it and want to never speak w/ them again
35:00 <m8> its obsurd i would want to fuck anyone not older than 18 and younger than 35
35:00 <m8> wait
35:00 <m8> not younger than18
35:00 <m8> and not older than 35
35:00 <m8> yea thats it
35:00 <m8> fuck
35:00 <Clarkson> keep on reading those informative articles online though... one day somebody might decide to give a shit xx
35:00 <m8> i gotta not get highg when i type this shit
36:00 <Lumeah> fuck your w worry 
36:00 <Clarkson> the fucker is here
36:00 <m8> hey clarkson i got a 2 in 1 washer dryer
36:00 <Clarkson> thin ass slivers of bacon
36:00 <m8> so it does the drying itself for a few hrs
36:00 <m8> by time i am allowed to open the dryer door
36:00 <Lumeah> cool 
36:00 <m8> the shirt is already cooled
36:00 <m8> too late
37:00 <Lumeah> what brand? 
37:00 <m8> however it does add a few litres of water to the clotes in the dryer 
37:00 <m8> errr lg i think
38:00 <m8> lg inverter direct drive 7.5/4.0 or some shit
38:00 <m8> its got 1400rpms on the spin cycle rite
38:00 <m8> as a option, if u use it it goes ape shit and you have to sit on it
38:00 <m8> so i think its the setting that mums use to fuck the electrician sometimes
39:00 <Clarkson> stop bringing so many guys over whore
39:00 <m8> heh
39:00 <m8> yea there is no real way you could have the machine set to 1400rpms w/o hearing it smash around real loud in the entire house
40:00 <m8> however, suss* , soon as you sit on the top of the 2 in 1 , it stops the noise , rite away
40:00 <m8> 800rpms is fukn heaps high setting too
40:00 <m8> i just set it to 800
40:00 <m8> no need to sit on it
44:00 <Lumeah> who brings guys over? 
57:00 <cung> hello
57:00 <cung> johninja around?
57:00 <cung> i see katatonic_kate01 is
57:00 <cung> thats at least a start
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, what do youwant?
57:00 <Lumeah> hi Kate 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi
58:00 <Killswitch> katatonic_kate01 hi
58:00 <Killswitch> katatonic_kate01: where is johninja?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucked if i know, i’m not his keeper
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s 4am - i assume asleep
58:00 <Killswitch> thats not was he was saying before 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh righ - awesome!
59:00 <cung> katatonic_kate01 why are u awake?
59:00 <Killswitch> he was boasting how you two have 'really hit it off'
59:00 <cung> at 4am?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> because i’m awake 
59:00 <Killswitch> He also mentioned that he will be putting some time aside to visit you during his next austnet sex your
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i woke up
59:00 <Killswitch> tour sorry
59:00 <cung> why awake at 4am
59:00 <cung> u dont have job to go to?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome killswitch - i’m looking forward to that.
00:00 <cung> katatonic_kate01 i heard that your cunt was recently cummed in with no condom
00:00 <Clarkson> talk about your skanks imoz jenny is top shelf skank fyi
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> cung, i hear the same about your arse.
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> point being? Stop being a trolling cunt?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> Is that possible?
00:00 <cung> my ass?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> Probably not.
00:00 <cung> im not having baby though
01:00 <cung> to steven carmody
01:00 <Killswitch> any new vegemite vids katatonic_kate01?
01:00 <cung> u are
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> that is too funny.
01:00 <Killswitch> Perhaps you could employ the use of vegemite during your childs birth?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> perhaps! what an awesome suggestion. Thank you!
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> Perhaps you could stop smoking ice?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> I mean it’s just a suggestion.
02:00 <Killswitch> Thanks for the suggestion katatonic_kate01, but i dont need to hear your dribble
02:00 <cung> smoking ice?
02:00 <Killswitch> katatonic_kate01 so whats the plans for the rest of the week?
03:00 <cung> nobody here smoking ice katatonic_kate01
03:00 <Killswitch> Still preg?
03:00 <cung> maybe you could stop eating
03:00 <cung> and stop accepting semen
03:00 <cung> into that rat pussy
03:00 <Killswitch> How is your dear sister kate?
05:00 <Killswitch> speak up katatonic_kate01
36:00 <johninja> for Dooodle http://i.imgur.com/6ONTtEP.jpg 
39:00 <Serenity> lol
39:00 <Dooodle> haha
39:00 <Dooodle> fuckin idietz
43:00 <Serenity> why cant it be healthy to eat 6 pieces of toast for breakfast :(
46:00 <Doodle> cos carbs r the enemy 
46:00 <Doodle> - fat basterd
46:00 <Doodle> SO
46:00 <Doodle> i just got a call from the curtain and blind ppl
47:00 <Doodle> theyre coming to measure me windows tomorrow
47:00 <Serenity> ohh its only taken like 5 years
47:00 <Doodle> haha ye
48:00 <Doodle> i'll be able to walk nakey round me house again
48:00 <Serenity> id do it anyway
55:00 <Doodle> no ppl will see me and call the ranger
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
11:00 <belvedere> hi there
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
52:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> from the otherside!
06:00 <Serenity> AT LEAST I CAN SAY THAT I TRIIIIIIEDDD
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> So i’m sick, like legit feeling shit… my feet are the size of giant… pumpkins and soon i’ll be using a fucking dialing wand to type
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> # puffy pregnancy
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> im waiting to hear back from the obgyn if i need to be in hospital :| 
11:00 <Serenity> whats your bp like?
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> bp is fine
11:00 <Serenity> are they thinking pre eclapmsia or anything or are you just a fat preggo haha
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ze protein in ze urine is pretty damn high
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> both! lol - naw pre eclampsia
12:00 <Serenity> scary
12:00 <Serenity> how far are you now
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> 31 weeks
12:00 <Serenity> not too bad then
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> had Rory @ 36 weeks
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> SO not too bad...
12:00 <Serenity> my friend had her little one at 27 weeks ause of pre-e
12:00 <Serenity> he was sooooo small
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah!
13:00 <Serenity> now hes nearly 12!
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah my friend had her daughter # 30 weeks… she spent like 2 months in ICU
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> SCU
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever it’s called
14:00 <Serenity> think my sisters twins spent about 6 weeks in nicu they were 28 weekers
14:00 <Serenity> no 29 maybe
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> good excuse not to complete uni assignments…. LOL
14:00 <Serenity> haha yess
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT.. prefer not to go into hospital!
14:00 <Serenity> oh helll yeah fuck that place
14:00 <Clarkson> TheRon: stop being a dick
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah!  
15:00 <Serenity> you must update us asap if you have him tho
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh of course !
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> the only shoes i can ware atm are thongs! And it’s like fucking cold ere
15:00 <Doodle> it is not
15:00 <Serenity> rofl giant puffy cold feet
15:00 <Serenity> worst
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> socks and thongs
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> GIANT… :|
16:00 <Doodle> feels like its gonna snow here
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> im gonna have to wear crocs *sobs*
16:00 <Serenity> nooo lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… that’s the worst part of this fucking pregnancy
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> not the potential health risks or death
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> but CROCS
17:00 <Serenity> someone asked me the othre day if now i had lost all that weight i might think about having another baby lol.. i laughed
17:00 <Serenity> yeah cause being fat is why i didnt want anymore kids..
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahahahahahahaahah what cunts
18:00 <Serenity> im gonna put all that effort in to gain all that weight back and then not be able to sleep whenever i want
18:00 <Serenity> YEAH RIGHT
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> im staying fat
19:00 <Serenity> being fat tastes better than thin
19:00 <Serenity> hahah
19:00 <Serenity> ive been looking at food instagrams
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck the losing weight… i do a lil bit and end up preggers
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> or
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could just get hubby to get the snip a roo and the become a skinny bitch
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> but effort :P
20:00 <Serenity> that works!
20:00 <Serenity> make him get snipped anyway
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> if i look at food instagram i’ll legit start eating my computer screen
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah snipped right fucking off :P
20:00 <Doodle> :/
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> and seeing as im on a complaints rant 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> the fucking lawn mowerman is here, not moving just reving up the ride on lawn mower
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> LIKE FUCK OF YOU CUNT
21:00 <Serenity> hahah
21:00 <Doodle> mine came while i wasnt here, and he shuts me garage
22:00 <Doodle> so i come home and nearly drive into it
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <Serenity> i have no lawn
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can run thus cunt over
22:00 <Doodle> lucky sezz
22:00 <Serenity> yeah its great
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> in my area, i think we’re one of a few that have a grassed outdoor bit....
22:00 <Doodle> omg i wonder which gay guy is gonna be sent here tomorrow to measure for curtains
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> could be a lady!
23:00 <Doodle> i hope i get a say in what they put up
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> as if
23:00 <Doodle> ye i spoke to a lady
23:00 <Doodle> i've been here 10 years!
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> They’ll be white with huge ugly flours
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> er
23:00 <Doodle> loool
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> flowers
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> flours… wtf
23:00 <Doodle> whatever i get i bet its cheap
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah cheap, prob
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts
24:00 <robot> hi
24:00 <Doodle> speaking of
24:00 <Doodle> hi robot
24:00 <robot> cheap cunt?
24:00 <Doodle> just cunts in general
24:00 <robot> hey
24:00 <Clarkson> omg dads such a cunt he wont let me go to a random state and get skullfucked by a 50 yr old truck driver with a dirty cock 
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’m waiting for some angry old cunt in me unit block to yell out to this dumb fuck lawn mowerman
24:00 <Doodle> wtf clarky
24:00 <Clarkson> all that shit back then nothing to do with us 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> clarky, fuck off
25:00 <Clarkson> plz plz plz plz plz plz plz can we fuck pplz plz plz
25:00 <Doodle> looool
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO you cunt!
25:00 <robot> im gonna lie down ciao
25:00 <Doodle> go on
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <Doodle> let him have a little go
25:00 <Doodle> cya robot
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> im not fucking clarky, i know where he as been
25:00 <Clarkson> what the fuck is with you due
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn robot
25:00 <Doodle> haha
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> clarky, I’d fuck skirmish before you
26:00 <Clarkson> who the fuck drowns cats?
26:00 <Doodle> eep
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> knee deep in pussy, eh clarky
26:00 <Clarkson> hi pie ya fuckn faggot dogg
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> faux
26:00 <Doodle> NO ITS MINE
26:00 <Doodle> FUCK OFF
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <faux> i just slept for like 2 hours and i still feel deathy
27:00 <Doodle> :(
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> its going around… i feel deathy too
27:00 <faux> NO ONES TAKING MY BODY YOU FUCK IM GETTING CREMATED AND SPRINKLED ON LAMINGTONS
27:00 <Doodle> whoah lol
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> tasty!
27:00 <Doodle> i feel dandy
27:00 <Doodle> have a feel
27:00 <faux> no
27:00 <Doodle> aw
27:00 <Doodle> just a little one
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> something something electric eel
28:00 <faux> i havent eaten lunch yet im hangry and stabby
28:00 <faux> ill feel it right off
28:00 <Doodle> mm
28:00 <faux> rofl k8
28:00 <Doodle> thats the plan
28:00 <Doodle> FIRO
28:00 <faux> ye
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSSSS there was a massive BANG and the lawnmower stopped
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> giggles
28:00 <faux> then get a TPOA up ya
28:00 <Doodle> lmaoooo
29:00 <Doodle> pfff
29:00 <faux> lucky yours comes at this time kate
30:00 <faux> ours mostly comrs at 7am
30:00 <faux> fuckwit
30:00 <Doodle> mine rocks up at the weirdest times
30:00 <Doodle> like its been raining all day almost snowing
30:00 <Doodle> and he mows me lawns
31:00 <faux> the other day the leafblower dickhead was here at 6:45
31:00 <faux> there was like 5 leaves outside
31:00 <faux> i dont even know what he does
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <faux> im starving
32:00 <faux> fuck
32:00 <Clarkson> thats some fucked up shit :/
32:00 <Doodle> lol me dad always gets angry about leaf blowers
33:00 <Doodle> WHAT DO THEY DO
33:00 <Doodle> THEY JUST BLOW LEAVES AROUND
33:00 <Doodle> RARRRR
33:00 <faux> lmao
33:00 <faux> perfect match.
33:00 <faux> a lot of noise makes me anxious 
34:00 <faux> also higher pitches
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFMwPCOUPas <— IF ONLY iI had watched this vid 
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Being A Parent vs. Not Being A Parent Views: 168 Uploader: Christian Hull Uploaded: May 24, 2016 Duration: 1m34s Rating: 5.00
34:00 <faux> theres this one youtuber i cannot stand watching cos her voice is so high and it like travels through my entire body
34:00 <faux> gets me so anxy
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah suprise eggs
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want to stab her in the neck
35:00 <faux> lolll
35:00 <faux> my sis watched some vids on my phone and now im forever getting recommendations from like toy youtubers
35:00 <faux> and i randomly watch em now then think wtf am i doing
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!!!
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> What’s with kids watching that shit
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> Rory will watch hours of toy opening videos if i let her
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whG0gNS_MKA
37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Num Noms Series 2 Freezie Pops - Cheeseburger - Hotdog Diner Foods Deluxe Pack Views: 15,933 Uploader: DCTC Toy Channel Uploaded: May 25, 2016 Duration: 15m28s Rating: 4.84
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> I FUCKING HATE HER voice
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> also… what the fuck is this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2LnDa5N8JY
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Spiderman Poo Colored Balls with Frozen Elsa vs Joker - Fun Superheroes Movie In Real Life Views: 23,195,079 Uploader: Superheroes Funny Uploaded: May 13, 2016 Duration: 11m49s Rating: 3.23
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> poo balls….
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> 23 million views… WHAT the
43:00 <Doodle> lol faux i have to pause me youtube history for that reason
43:00 <Doodle> jack looks up total shit on my youtube account
45:00 <faux> lmao k8
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> We made rory her own account on her ipad
45:00 <faux> what Doodle how do you pause history on phone
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> couldn’t handle the suggestions
45:00 <faux> teach me your ways
45:00 <faux> lollllll
45:00 <faux> good idea
45:00 <Doodle> not sure on phone hang on
46:00 <Doodle> do u use the app
46:00 <faux> yeah
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> Just log in under another account
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> or log off your account faux
46:00 <faux> effort
46:00 <faux> i forget my password
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, but kids vids make me wanna murder peeps
46:00 <faux> lmao
46:00 <faux> i think its about time i roll out of bed and get food
47:00 <faux> im actually starving
47:00 <faux> latest lunch ever
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i ned more sleep…. but cunts are now out side me window digging up shit
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> need
47:00 <faux> im so sick i wanna die
47:00 <Doodle> its in ur privacy settings faux
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah im not at that stage yet 
47:00 <faux> mums in syd and wants to come over saturday
47:00 <Doodle> pause watch history
47:00 <faux> thanks doodie
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yasss - mum’s are the best
47:00 <faux> il prob forget
48:00 <Doodle> nps luvr
48:00 <Doodle> lol
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> let her look after you
48:00 <Doodle> options>settings>privacy>pause watch history
48:00 <faux> yeah but i usually want to see her
48:00 <faux> this time im too sick to care
48:00 <faux> i just wanna stay in bed
48:00 <faux> and her hunny will be here too
48:00 <faux> hubby* lol
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeh that’s ok…. you’re sick
48:00 <faux> so i cant stay in bed
48:00 <faux> awks.
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol on ya lounge
49:00 <faux> me lounges are leather
49:00 <faux> theyre ice cold
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> rookie mistake
49:00 <faux> and if i pur a blanket on em i slide right off
49:00 <faux> lmao
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> so yo put a blankie down first 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> tuck em under
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> like you di with your dick
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> do
49:00 <faux> cant cos tge cushions dont come up
49:00 <faux> look ive tried it all
50:00 <faux> fight meeeee
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> sit on the fuckin floor?
50:00 <Doodle> lol
50:00 <Doodle> sit on me face
50:00 <faux> ok
50:00 <Doodle> i'll keep u warm
50:00 <Doodle> :P~
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
50:00 <faux> ill be your glasses
50:00 <Doodle> looool
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wish you could hear these cunts out side me window
50:00 <Doodle> also i have corduroy couches theyre the opposite of cold
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> they’re giggling over digging a hole
51:00 <faux> look into me butt and out of me belly button
51:00 <Doodle> u move 1 inch on them and u get carpet burn
51:00 <Doodle> loooooool
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> and keep giggling when they say hole
51:00 <Doodle> oh, is it me
51:00 <faux> lollll k8
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG I want to kill them… so they fuck off
51:00 <faux> doodle irl
51:00 <Doodle> haha
51:00 <Doodle> NICE HOLE pfffppfpppfpfpfppfhhahahahha
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah fap fap
52:00 <faux> units are the worst cos construction work happens for other people abd you cant tell em to fuck off
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> EXACTLY!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> right outside me fucking window
52:00 <faux> i feel ya love
52:00 <Doodle> i cant wait til they come and rip up all the fences here so i can see which neighbour gets agro first
52:00 <faux> mybedroom window faces the street 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
52:00 <Doodle> i wish i had a front fence
52:00 <faux> and its a quiet street so the kids play on the road
53:00 <Doodle> ew
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s usually quiet apart from old mate next door who is a cunt
53:00 <Clarkson> he hates drags n shit
53:00 <faux> snd its not like i can pray they get hit by a car
53:00 <faux> cos hardly any come 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <faux> when thwy play in the carpark its worse 
53:00 <faux> cos it echos
53:00 <faux> thats when i sharpen me trident 
53:00 <Doodle> mmm
54:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <faux> youre th worst
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh some old buzzard complained when rory + 2 other kids played down stairs… 
54:00 <faux> it was me
54:00 <faux> who do they complaon to
54:00 <faux> i need to complain to someone other than you guys
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> the residents meeting minutes were like blahblah blah kids…. are not to be left downstairs wothout an adult
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> body corp.
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> or your real estate
54:00 <faux> ah
55:00 <faux> lol yeah i wouldnt go that far
55:00 <faux> mayne wjen i turn 50
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Find out who manages ya body corp and then stick it to em
55:00 <Doodle> eehehee
55:00 <faux> nah slack its just kids playing
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah there are cunts who sit around here waiting for you to far too loud
55:00 <faux> just cos i cant handlenoise doesnt mean they have to suffer
55:00 <faux> lol
56:00 <faux> ill just accidentally throw cans of beetroot at em one day
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yet, cunty mc cunt next door can pretty much murder someone or have 800 family members stay over all weekend and her dog bark 24 / 7 and nothing happens
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> we leave a clothes line on the balcony and cop a fine
56:00 <faux> one of em actually tripped me over cos he thought he was being cute
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> SUCK MY DICK!
56:00 <faux> and i tripped and grazed my beautiful knee
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ faux
56:00 <faux> so i threw his ball on the roof.
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> good
56:00 <faux> little piece pf shit
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lil cunt
57:00 <faux> his mumntold him off
57:00 <faux> told.hkm to apologise
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> good
57:00 <faux> i was like LOL.
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lil shit!
57:00 <faux> you apologised and have no ball
57:00 <faux> take that.
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <faux> lol
57:00 <faux> i am a giant kod
57:00 <faux> kid
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> im just a giant
57:00 <Doodle> I AM A GIANT KODDDDDDDDDDDDDD
57:00 <faux> smd
57:00 <Doodle> ehehee
57:00 <faux> someone mske me lunch
58:00 <faux> i dont wanna leave mt bed
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> how good are socks in bed
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> wearing
58:00 <faux> actuallt i have to
58:00 <faux> i need to pee
58:00 <faux> and poop.
58:00 <Doodle> *cocks
58:00 <Serenity> socks in bed are the actual worst
58:00 <faux> i dont realy like socks in bed
58:00 <faux> i usually take em off bh the end o the niht
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw im loving it atm
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> its cold ere
58:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
58:00 <faux> i was looking at cute slippers earlier
58:00 <TheRiddler> they make you itch
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> like thin ones
58:00 <faux> and i found poo emoji ones
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> bonds ones!
59:00 <TheRiddler> socks in bed that is
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> not the fucking 8 inch thick ‘bed socks
59:00 <faux> i need em to match me poo emoji cushion
59:00 <Serenity> i need new socks all of mine fall off
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can make a sock monkey
59:00 <TheRiddler> next you'll need smaller shoes
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> wif ya old socks
59:00 <Serenity> ive already dropped a shoe size
59:00 <TheRiddler> oh 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can’t even wear shoes *sobs*
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> # fat
00:00 <Serenity> was a 9 now im an 8
00:00 <Serenity> lol kate :(
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <TheRiddler> get some ugg boots
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew
00:00 <TheRiddler> bogan it up 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate bogan boots
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:00 <TheRiddler> slippers then
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm… poentially!
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> a pair of wide nana slippers
01:00 <TheRiddler> wear them everywhere
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> or shoes with szips
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d rather wear crocs
01:00 <Serenity> i pretty much live in my nikes
01:00 <Doodle> dont lie
01:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Outkast - She Lives In My Lap.mp3 (4.08MB 128kbps Stereo 4:27)
01:00 <Serenity> oh
01:00 <Serenity> ye
01:00 <Doodle> kekekke
02:00 <Serenity> im gonna show you a pic on whatsapp doodlebreath
02:00 <Serenity> check in a sec
02:00 <Doodle> i hope it's boozies
02:00 <Serenity> its not soz
02:00 <Serenity> lol
02:00 <Doodle> OH WELL DONT BOTHER THEN
02:00 <Doodle> just kidding
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <Serenity> YOU WILL LOOK DAMN YOU
03:00 <Doodle> bloody hell sarah
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/like/231944736263?lpid=107&chn=ps
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> extra wide faux
04:00 <Doodle> stop making the rest of us look bad
04:00 <Serenity> hahaha
04:00 <Serenity> i took that like 5 mins ago to make myself feel better cause im cold n miserable
04:00 <Doodle> ye its cold as fk here
04:00 <Doodle> crappy day
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> socks in bed make it better!
04:00 <Serenity> went into the freezer section at coles and almost turned into encino man
04:00 <Serenity> fucking hell
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <Doodle> i wore socks to bed last night and i usually never do
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a onesie
05:00 <Doodle> but i had the window open and it was extra cold
05:00 <Doodle> cos i was smoking weed
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ga
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> h
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck that
05:00 <Doodle> i shut it before i went to sleep
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> right, i need to pretend to sleep. The husband and child are returning shortly.
05:00 <Doodle> lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> laters
05:00 <Doodle> fapnap
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <Doodle> o/
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> its so i don’t yell at em both
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> im un such a cunty mood
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lZXUH∂ˆ¬œ∑∂åçΩ∆¡™ fucking spelling
06:00 <Doodle> sifnt, i bet ur riding a mutant zucchini rn
06:00 <Doodle> I KNEW IT
06:00 <Serenity> shes an alien
07:00 <Doodle> an alien riding a zucchini
07:00 <Serenity> id think about paying to see that
08:00 <Doodle> loool
08:00 <TheRiddler> same :p
09:00 <TheRiddler> I booked everything needed for supanova
09:00 <Serenity> nice
09:00 <Serenity> did you find a hotel
09:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
10:00 <TheRiddler> going to the 1 opposite the convention
10:00 <Serenity> oh cool
10:00 <Serenity> thats handy
10:00 <TheRiddler> yep
10:00 <Doodle> http://www.news.com.au/technology/home-entertainment/audio/sony-really-missed-the-mark-with-its-mdrex750bt-hear-in-wireless-headphones/news-story/aee3b20169c23cb7567c16e282e6101e
10:00 <Doodle> lol someone doesnt understand the basics of marketing
11:00 <Doodle> sony made their new headphones like that so people will notice them and notice people using them
11:00 <Doodle> thats why ipod earphones were white
12:00 <Serenity> they sure are ugly tho haha
12:00 <Doodle> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/55/d6/63/55d663cb6d636924faeb0a301e823a7f.jpg
12:00 <Doodle> and those weren't?
13:00 <Serenity> haha touche
13:00 <Serenity> i saw some dude running with ones like those the other day
13:00 <Doodle> http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4095/4909918827_7ee25b9bfe_z.jpg
13:00 <Doodle> lmao
13:00 <Doodle> LOL http://farm1.staticflickr.com/138/320556830_567c836895_z.jpg?zz=1
13:00 <Doodle> ok i have to stop
14:00 <Serenity> save $10!
14:00 <Doodle> LOL WAIT
14:00 <Doodle> THESE ARE BETTER
14:00 <Doodle> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/02/bb/bf/02bbbf2816c303c4d9c0a08c29e6cc59.jpg
14:00 <Doodle> rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrofl
14:00 <Serenity> oh rofllll
15:00 <Serenity> i legit lold it woke the cat up
15:00 <Doodle> hahahahahahahaha
15:00 <Doodle> 'i can hear the ocean in ur muff'
15:00 <Serenity> haha
15:00 <Doodle> wtf is going on here
15:00 <Doodle> http://3v6x691yvn532gp2411ezrib.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/default/files/story_images/20060607_fg15.jpg
15:00 <TheRiddler> get a pair of those and model them
16:00 <Doodle> the woman is levitating while smelling the dudes hair
16:00 <Doodle> weirdos
16:00 <Doodle> i bet her name is bettina
16:00 <faux> oh man
16:00 <faux> i want hear muffs
16:00 <Serenity> is she sniffing his muffs
16:00 <Doodle> lmao
16:00 <Doodle> sniffmuffs
16:00 <faux> theyre cute
16:00 <Serenity> looooool
16:00 <Doodle> theyre probably worth heaps now
17:00 <Doodle> cos most of them would have hair oil in them from the 70s
17:00 <faux> ew
17:00 <faux> ffs
17:00 <Serenity> bryll cream rofl
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <faux> schools out
17:00 <faux> annoying kids arriving
17:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAztPZBQrrU
17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Coming to America - Soul Glo Views: 1,175,978 Uploader: SuperJacobs91 Uploaded: Aug 1, 2011 Duration: 1m20s Rating: 4.83
17:00 <faux> CANT THEY SCREAM QUIETLY
18:00 <Doodle> o whoops https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGrasobHcKA
18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Coming to America - Soul Glo Commercial Full (Video) Views: 452,863 Uploader: MrPeachUK Uploaded: Jun 29, 2013 Duration: 0m44s Rating: 4.84
18:00 <Serenity> looooooooooooooooooooool
18:00 <Serenity> yesssss
18:00 <Doodle> thats what happened to all the hear muffs
19:00 <Serenity> I need to watch that movie
20:00 <Doodle> havent u seen it
20:00 <Serenity> no i have
20:00 <Serenity> but i need to see it again
20:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS7ra0t85TE
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Coming to America (1988) Movie - Eddie Murphy & Arsenio Hall Views: 19,028 Uploader: Eddie Trudeau Uploaded: May 8, 2016 Duration: 142m18s Rating: 4.71
21:00 <Doodle> there u go
21:00 <Serenity> ooooh
21:00 <TheRiddler> laters sezz
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <Doodle> hehehehe
21:00 <Doodle> it is one of me faves also
21:00 <Serenity> nah i wont watch it now i gotta go to pick up at 2
21:00 <Doodle> my sister still recites lines from it to me
21:00 <TheRiddler> your penis is now clean your highness
21:00 <Doodle> lmaooo
22:00 <Doodle> good times
38:00 <faux> TheRiddler
50:00 <TheRiddler> yes?
50:00 <TheRiddler> is it about the flash
50:00 <faux> have you seen flash yet
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <TheRiddler> no
50:00 <TheRiddler> I haven't yet
51:00 <faux> lol
51:00 <faux> im watching now
51:00 <TheRiddler> cool
51:00 <TheRiddler> I'll have to watch tomorrow
51:00 <faux> stig said we find out whos under the madk
51:00 <TheRiddler> or tonight
51:00 <faux> mask
51:00 <faux> finallyyyyt
55:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
08:00 <Serenity> hm i wonder who that was
14:00 <Doodle> belvedere
14:00 <Doodle> from gma
19:00 <faux> in ya mums bushhhh
20:00 <faux> ya mighty mums bush
20:00 <TheRon> geez
20:00 <faux> the lion sleeeeeps tonightt
20:00 <faux> AWEEEEEEEE
20:00 <faux> eee eeee
20:00 <faux> hi Gus
20:00 <faux> hows it hangin
20:00 <Doodle> 420
20:00 <TheRon> bit early
20:00 <TheRon> yes 420!
21:00 <faux> yesss 1620.
21:00 <Doodle> ye
21:00 <faux> .
21:00 <Doodle> yem8
21:00 <faux> me sissy is sick too :(
21:00 <Doodle> oh no :/
21:00 <faux> i just spoke to her
23:00 <Doodle> did she say kkkhashish
23:00 <faux> lol
23:00 <faux> she said r u coming over
23:00 <faux> i said no im sick
23:00 <faux> she said 'me too im coughy"
23:00 <faux> .
24:00 <faux> mm coffee
24:00 <Doodle> ye i just had 1
24:00 <faux> i been on the teas instead 
24:00 <faux> dont want coffee when im sicky ill die
25:00 <Doodle> i'm already tired so i need it 
25:00 <faux> eep
25:00 <Doodle> plus me eye exploded about 10 mins ago
25:00 <faux> do u wake up early
25:00 <faux> wtf
25:00 <Doodle> i did this morn cos jack
25:00 <Doodle> lol
25:00 <faux> whats wrong w yoht eye
25:00 <faux> your
25:00 <Doodle> i had like a stye in me eye ages ago
25:00 <Doodle> so i went to the dr and he gave me some cream
25:00 <Doodle> so i stuck it in me eyes for 5 days
25:00 <Doodle> and it never really went away
26:00 <faux> lol you make it sound so gross stop it
26:00 <Doodle> haha
26:00 <Doodle> well
26:00 <Doodle> today it flared up and hurt and then it kind of popped
26:00 <faux> STUCK IT IN ME EYE
26:00 <faux> ew omg
26:00 <faux> like pussy
26:00 <Doodle> and me eye went blurry
26:00 <faux> uh
26:00 <Doodle> ye
26:00 <faux> pus-y
26:00 <Doodle> lol
26:00 <Doodle> its ok now
26:00 <faux> gross :(((:*:(:(
26:00 <Doodle> it looks like i have a hole in me eyelid
26:00 <faux> pics
26:00 <Doodle> iunno if i can take a pic of it
26:00 <Doodle> i can try
27:00 <faux> k
27:00 <faux> try hard
27:00 <faux> set up a ring light and tripod
28:00 <faux> SoFTBoX
29:00 <Doodle> lol fk it i cant get a pic
29:00 <Doodle> its too small
29:00 <Doodle> ha ha ha
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <faux> hng
36:00 <Doodle> butt pls
37:00 <faux> no
37:00 <faux> no more pretzeling for u m8
37:00 <Doodle> :o
37:00 <Doodle> devo
37:00 <faux> ye
39:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Devo - Whip It.mp3 (3.71MB 192kbps Stereo 2:42)
39:00 <faux> WHIP IT
39:00 <Doodle> not here, they will see
39:00 <faux> lol
40:00 <Doodle> brb taking a sled team 2 me box to see if there is any mail
41:00 <faux> LMAO
41:00 <faux> a sled team
42:00 <Doodle> oh wow
42:00 <Doodle> i got an 'official lecturers commendation' for me uni work
43:00 <Doodle> and free movie tickets
43:00 <Doodle> wanna come 2 the movies
44:00 <TheRon> is the remake of porky's out yet?
46:00 <Doodle> lol are they doing a remake
46:00 <TheRon> dunno, just seems like something they would do
50:00 <faux> yes
51:00 <faux> only if u buy me popcorn and maltesers
51:00 <faux> and we go at a ridiculous hour when no one is there cos people suck
51:00 <faux> tysm.
51:00 <TheRon> jaffa's?
51:00 <faux> no
51:00 <faux> ew
51:00 <Doodle> ye me free tickets arent valid after 5pm sat
51:00 <Doodle> so weekday it is
51:00 <faux> woohoo
51:00 <Doodle> i'll do the hole in the popcorn trick
51:00 <faux> ffs
51:00 <Doodle> its gr8 u will love it
52:00 <faux> I JUST WANT POPCORN
52:00 <faux> wristys can come after i eat it dont be selfish 
52:00 <Doodle> cockporn
52:00 <Lumeah> Fucking make it
52:00 <Doodle> salty wristy
52:00 <Doodle> ow
52:00 <faux> excuse me
52:00 <faux> Lumeah do you wanna get bashed
52:00 <Doodle> jls
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <Lumeah> How? 
52:00 <faux> sick of you
52:00 <Doodle> how come she gets to get bashed
52:00 <Lumeah> Find me
53:00 <faux> fuck up hagrid
53:00 <faux> i will shit in your mailbox
53:00 <Lumeah> Lemming 
53:00 <Lumeah> Lol
53:00 <Doodle> eep
53:00 <Doodle> now thats a postal order of a different colour
53:00 <faux> throw poop at ya windows m8
53:00 <Clarkson> he gets heaps of pussy
53:00 <Doodle> lool
53:00 <Lumeah> See me quake 
53:00 <faux> no he doesnt clarkson
53:00 <Clarkson> u spell gay
53:00 <faux> oh
53:00 <Doodle> g-a-e
54:00 <faux> D o o d l e
54:00 <Doodle> :o
54:00 <Doodle> u bitch
54:00 <Doodle> o/`
54:00 <faux> thats german for gay
54:00 <Clarkson> what is applied suppose to mean? if the spot is available go get it, unless you are on some centrelink shit
54:00 <faux> oh
54:00 <faux> shur up clarky
54:00 <Clarkson> I always hesistate before clicking mews pics cos i expect French dudes withbsocks on their cock or pubes
54:00 <Doodle> rofl
54:00 <Doodle> he still clicks them
54:00 <faux> lol i think that was me but i can spell hesitate so idk
55:00 <Doodle> hesserstate
55:00 <faux> lol
55:00 <faux> hezza
55:00 <faux> tayt
55:00 <Doodle> hezzast8
55:00 <faux> ye
55:00 <faux> yw
55:00 <faux> yeyeye
55:00 <Doodle> hehee
56:00 <faux> lol
56:00 <faux> Good  old chez
56:00 <Doodle> she went to a funeral today
57:00 <Doodle> i might pop in and see her later on
57:00 <faux> oh
57:00 <faux> :'(
57:00 <faux> she just msgd u
57:00 <Doodle> olawd
57:00 <faux> lmao
57:00 <Doodle> LOL
58:00 <Doodle> good grief
58:00 <faux> hehe
58:00 <faux> i wish we could send voice clips on irc
58:00 <faux> cbf typing always
58:00 <faux> imagine Chris hed be screaming into his microphone
59:00 <Doodle> rofl
59:00 <Doodle> KIKN ME DOOR FRAME
59:00 <faux> lollll
59:00 <Doodle> GOT BAND
59:00 <faux> FUKN MERK
59:00 <Doodle> looool
59:00 <Doodle> i am not shellfish btw
59:00 <faux> ye
59:00 <faux> u is
59:00 <faux> im sick.
59:00 <Doodle> if i was i'd be mr krabs
59:00 <Doodle> i like money
00:00 <Doodle> i know u are u dirty dirty girl
00:00 <faux> is that a spongeboob reference
00:00 <faux> spongebob
00:00 <Doodle> ye
00:00 <faux> oh ok
00:00 <faux> i dont watch it enough to know
00:00 <faux> but i know mr krabz
00:00 <Doodle> i have dvds :/
00:00 <faux> doesnt e live in undies
00:00 <Doodle> also i'm 37
00:00 <faux> :o
00:00 <faux> me too
00:00 <faux> -10 yrs
01:00 <Doodle> oh i meant 17
01:00 <faux> oh
01:00 <faux> me too
01:00 <faux> +10yrs
01:00 <Doodle> hot, lets do it
01:00 <Doodle> watch spongebob i mean
01:00 <faux> no youre not 18
02:00 <faux> oh
02:00 <faux> alright
02:00 <Doodle> :D
02:00 <Doodle> naked
02:00 <faux> NO
02:00 <Doodle> OH COME ONNNNNNNNNNN
02:00 <Doodle> /lleyton
02:00 <faux> gtdo
02:00 <faux> f
02:00 <Doodle> no i live here
02:00 <faux> Get The Dick Out
02:00 <Doodle> oh
02:00 <Doodle> its cold
02:00 <Doodle> more like gtio
03:00 <Doodle> get the inch out
03:00 <Doodle> even that requires the whole sled team
04:00 <faux> mm jamaicans
04:00 <faux> i havent boned a nig
04:00 <faux> s'on me bucket list
04:00 <Doodle> what no not that sort of sled
04:00 <Doodle> i meant dog sleds
04:00 <Doodle> not nigger sleds
04:00 <faux> oh ew
05:00 <faux> mmm id do that dijon mustard guy from blood diamond
05:00 <faux> i forget his name
05:00 <faux> brb google
05:00 <Doodle> iunno
05:00 <Doodle> tyrone
05:00 <Doodle> jamal
05:00 <Doodle> clarence
06:00 <TheRon> tyronne biggums?
06:00 <faux> YES
06:00 <faux> DJIMON HOUNSOU
06:00 <faux> https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-7g7Wc_fL0BE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAADc/zJwLdTf_2PY/photo.jpg
06:00 <faux> i was close
06:00 <faux> mmm
07:00 <Doodle> well
07:00 <Doodle> now then
07:00 <Doodle> can u do me first cos after u do him there wont be much left of u
08:00 <Doodle> you'll be bored out like a uranium mine
08:00 <faux> LOL
08:00 <faux> yum hes 6'2
08:00 <faux> oh hes 52 i thought he was younger
08:00 <faux> oh well
08:00 <Doodle> still too young for you
09:00 <robot> uuuuughhhhh
09:00 <faux> lolll gtfo
09:00 <robot> ow
09:00 <faux> r u ded
09:00 <robot> ye
09:00 <Doodle> how did u die
09:00 <faux> y
09:00 <Doodle> was it aids
09:00 <faux> r u sik
09:00 <Doodle> like fanny mercury
09:00 <faux> fanny
09:00 <Doodle> ye
09:00 <Doodle> that was his girly name
09:00 <faux> omg
10:00 <faux> my ear is aboht to pop
10:00 <faux> HNG
10:00 <robot> i've been having headaches, i had 2 take today off, went to optometrist n got another lens script
10:00 <faux> oh
10:00 <Doodle> eep
10:00 <Doodle> not good
10:00 <robot> ye
10:00 <robot> had a nap
10:00 <Doodle> have u considered new eyes
10:00 <faux> lol
10:00 <robot> lol
10:00 <faux> omg
10:00 <faux> i saw a pic
10:00 <faux> i mean
10:00 <faux> vid
10:00 <faux> of a guy popping his eye out
10:00 <faux> of the socket
10:00 <Doodle> maybe yours aren't installed correctly
10:00 <robot> yeah
11:00 <faux> how do you even know you can do that
11:00 <robot> new driver update
11:00 <Doodle> have u tried turning them off and on again
11:00 <Doodle> oh u said u had a nap
11:00 <robot> lol
11:00 <faux> do you just one day push your finger in yiur eye
11:00 <Doodle> gross faux
11:00 <robot> and yes it feels better now after turning off
11:00 <Doodle> i dont want any part of me popping out thx
11:00 <Doodle> well apart from the obv
11:00 <faux> oh
11:00 <faux> darn
11:00 <faux> phew
11:00 <Doodle> i mean ro
11:00 <faux> ye
12:00 <Doodle> like if u got a boner and it dropped off or shot across the room
12:00 <faux> lol
12:00 <Doodle> shooommmmmmmmmm
12:00 <faux> archery
12:00 <faux> can i be the target
12:00 <robot> cockchery
12:00 <faux> woah
12:00 <Doodle> lmao
12:00 <faux> did i type that
12:00 <Doodle> ballseye
12:00 <Doodle> ye
12:00 <Doodle> i sawe it
12:00 <Doodle> -e
12:00 <faux> sawe
12:00 <Doodle> me fingers slipped
12:00 <faux> grose
13:00 <Doodle> bascuse me
14:00 <robot> the day went so fast
15:00 <faux> i need slerp
15:00 <robot> ye i napped
15:00 <faux> so dod i
15:00 <faux> from midday to like 2
15:00 <robot> o
15:00 <faux> woke up feeling like death
15:00 <faux> my head is so hot
15:00 <faux> but me body is frozen 
16:00 <robot> aw
16:00 <faux> so im cocooned in me blanket
16:00 <robot> sore throat?  aches n pains?
16:00 <TheRon> hard nipples
16:00 <faux> w me face in front of the fan
16:00 <robot> rofl
16:00 <faux> lol donot laugh at me
16:00 <robot> for a sec i thought it went <@faux> so im cocooned in me blanket <faux> hard nipples
16:00 <faux> oh
17:00 <faux> no
17:00 <faux> gosh ther
17:00 <robot> im like what why
17:00 <faux> on
17:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <Doodle> why not
17:00 <Doodle> she's an adult
17:00 <faux> lol
17:00 <faux> am i
17:00 <Doodle> well
17:00 <Doodle> physically
18:00 <faux> physically
18:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <faux> ye
18:00 <Doodle> :P
18:00 <faux> wait what
18:00 <faux> fuck you
18:00 <Doodle> hahahahaha
18:00 <Doodle> i was waiting for it
18:00 <faux> shur up
18:00 <faux> fuck
18:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Olivia Newton-John - Physical.mp3 (3.41MB 128kbps Stereo 3:43)
18:00 <faux> i lost me thermomomtrotron
18:00 <robot> im gonna write another bot that autocorrects faux
18:00 <Doodle> haha
19:00 <robot> deciphers faux into english
19:00 <Doodle> you will be flooded off the server
19:00 <Doodle> cos it will be working overtime
19:00 <robot> ye
19:00 <faux> fuck you both 
19:00 <faux> you're supposed to love me and shower me w compliments cos im sick
19:00 <robot> k
19:00 <Doodle> i do
19:00 <cung> faux no need to be abusive
19:00 <Doodle> all the time
19:00 <robot> ur rly good @ spelling
20:00 <faux> thx guys
20:00 <cung> i have come here for Serenity pink pussy
20:00 <Doodle> u are rly good @ butt
20:00 <faux> .
20:00 <Doodle> :D~
20:00 <faux> IM NOT JST A PIECE OF MEAT ROBERT
20:00 <Doodle> oh
20:00 <robot> ur rly good @ kickbanning douchebags
20:00 <cung> yes you are
20:00 <Doodle> are u sure
20:00 <cung> her life is irc austnet thats all she has going for her
20:00 <faux> bye
20:00 <cung> so its sort of like her job basically
20:00 <cung> career
20:00 <cung> she has nothing else
21:00 <Doodle> get em all in
21:00 <Doodle> quick
21:00 <faux> go on
21:00 <faux> lol
21:00 <cung> faux how much do you weigh now?
21:00 <Doodle> oh theres the trifecta
21:00 <cung> i would say you are more than Serenity after her jenny craig stint
21:00 <faux> lollllll
21:00 <faux> am i
21:00 <faux> kewl
21:00 <cung> well how much do you weigh because Serenity is no longer 200kg
21:00 <cung> she is now 40kg
22:00 <cung> she been smoking lots of ice with pieter
22:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <Serenity> its not 3am why is it awake
22:00 <Doodle> ice
22:00 <Doodle> he hasnt slept since 2009
22:00 <faux> ice pipe babyyyy
22:00 <robot> lol
22:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby.mp3 (4.67MB 64kbps Joint Stereo 10:12)
22:00 <faux> ehe joint
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <Doodle> me joint stez
23:00 <Doodle> i hope my eye works soon i need to drive
23:00 <Doodle> got mad skidz 2 hang
23:00 <Doodle> etc
23:00 <faux>  oh good are you bringing me lychees
23:00 <Doodle> ye
24:00 <faux> oh good johnnay here
24:00 <faux> johnnays*
24:00 <Doodle> lychyes
24:00 <johninja> heya
24:00 <faux> hi
24:00 <johninja> lynchings
24:00 <johninja> whats been happening?
24:00 <Doodle> faux got naked
24:00 <Serenity> urgay
24:00 <johninja> woop
24:00 <Doodle> it was glorious
24:00 <faux> im still dyin but other than that im fentestuc 
24:00 <Doodle> oh wait that was in me hed
24:00 <faux> how r u
24:00 <johninja> pooftersaywot
24:00 <robot> rad the new wonder woman looks great
24:00 <faux> NO IT WASNT I CONTORTED MY LIFE
24:00 <johninja> aww damn
25:00 <robot> lovely bosoms
25:00 <Doodle> lmao
25:00 <johninja> i'm alright
25:00 <johninja> had an odd sleep
25:00 <Doodle> ur great @ it faux
25:00 <faux> lolllll robot
25:00 <Doodle> u should do more
25:00 <faux> that was so cute and proper
25:00 <faux> Ah Yes. The New Wonder Woman looks Fantastic. Great Bosoms. ;)
25:00 <faux> -- Student
25:00 <johninja> lol
26:00 <robot> nice piece of crumpet
26:00 <johninja> i wonder if they can show that in pakistan?
29:00 <Doodle> they cant show she-it in pakistan
29:00 <Doodle> thats why pakis are so fucking mental
30:00 <Doodle> they dont understand wonder woman
38:00 <johninja> A flock of sheep have been terrorising a small Welsh town after eating marijuana plants which were dumped on the side of a road.
38:00 <johninja> lol
40:00 <johninja> TheRiddler did you get total war yet?
41:00 <TheRiddler> yes
41:00 <TheRiddler> picked it up just now
41:00 <johninja> nice
41:00 <TheRiddler> eb games have a sale on
42:00 <TheRiddler> picked up farcry primal half price
46:00 <TheRiddler> oh good it's all on disc
48:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
48:00 <TheRiddler> it wont let me install :/
49:00 <TheRiddler> finally
58:00 <Lumeah> Asshole 
59:00 <TheRon> i use public toilet and i piss on the seat and i walk around in the summertime saying how about this heat
05:00 <robot> it would be a sorry, poor cunt of a life if you didn't understand wonder woman.
05:00 <TheRon> it's the rope that does it for me
09:00 <johninja> enough rope~
10:00 <johninja> it's more an empowered woman showing her beauty
10:00 <johninja> it's likely to cause riots
12:00 <faux> i dont wanna move
12:00 <johninja> http://www.dailydot.com/politics/iran-women-instagram-model-arrests/ 
12:00 <faux> ever
12:00 <faux> om so comfy rn
12:00 <m8> do u have to move faux ?
12:00 <zaim> she shouldve been hanged.
13:00 <m8> y ?
13:00 <faux> wtf
13:00 <faux> showing their hair lol 
13:00 <faux> ridiculous 
14:00 <johninja> yeah what a hellhole
14:00 <m8> there is a nice arab lady i like in melbourne
14:00 <m8> she shows her hair
14:00 <johninja> they were actually quite progressive before the revolution
15:00 <johninja> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/84/27/c7/8427c72a4e649c57f4cfb62cfa73f510.jpg 
15:00 <m8> i know so much about the earth from this science shit i was into
15:00 <m8> i had a mind-fuck almost lock me away once from it
16:00 <johninja> hmm
16:00 <m8> in the end i had to problematically guesstimate how many people on earth knew what i had discovered
16:00 <johninja> is it psuedoscience?
16:00 <m8> and the numbers were down to around 1-10 thousand
16:00 <m8> or less
16:00 <m8> so i kept it to myself
17:00 <m8> and it curdles physically in my stomach as i walk around alot
17:00 <johninja> yeah i watch crazy conspiracy docos as well
17:00 <m8> nope
17:00 <johninja> i don't beleive 90% of the shit in them though
17:00 <m8> actually literally had to be talking about space , earth , millions of years of evolution etc
17:00 <johninja> if you listen to the guys presenting them talking naturally they sound insane
17:00 <m8> for 3-4yrs at a time
17:00 <johninja> and don't have much idea what they are talking about
17:00 <johninja> like one last night
17:00 <m8> for it to make any sense to your mind, otherwise it is unfathomable as to what i speak about
18:00 <m8> i told my friend, he sells smack
18:00 <m8> i hooked him up
18:00 <m8> he is like , w/e mang.....
18:00 <johninja> "ooh this is related to spartans which is romans and you know what comes from romans...nazis
18:00 <johninja> no clue
18:00 <m8> a long time before
18:00 <johninja> and just randomly connect dots as it suits them
18:00 <m8> yea my friend is p fukn smart
18:00 <m8> he just has a genetic deformity spat out this lifetime
19:00 <m8> so i hooked hi up to sell some smack
19:00 <m8> he fukn does it proper too
19:00 <m8> wont shoot it
19:00 <m8> sits on it for a while too
19:00 <faux> ok
19:00 <m8> isnt worried, i like him, he does it for people that want it , but dont wanna get forced to get hooked on it by pushers
19:00 <m8> kinda guy sell to ya once 
20:00 <m8> but yea he doesnt get it when i told him
20:00 <faux> an dennn
20:00 <m8> he says , w/e mang
20:00 <m8> just saying prob no point explaining it to ya
20:00 <m8> also if you ran around screaming it , or saying it , 50% chance you would get admitted in a psych ward for it
22:00 <johninja> nobody ever warns you
22:00 <johninja> or tells you what to do
22:00 <johninja> she walks away
22:00 <johninja> you're left to stay
22:00 <johninja> foreeeveerrrr blue
22:00 <m8> is that a song ?
22:00 <johninja> yeah
23:00 <m8> office was closed i went to today
23:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRqGYr5fYcg 
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Chris Isaak - Forever Blue (with lyrics) HQ Views: 18,867 Uploader: Ruijor Uploaded: Dec 18, 2010 Duration: 2m45s Rating: 4.96
23:00 <m8> i liked the chick there , felt like my day was going to have a conversation with her included
23:00 <m8> had to call up to find her for a convo
23:00 <faux> is m8 stuffz
25:00 <m8> normal melb shit
25:00 <Clarkson> i will rip your dick off and feed it to an emu
25:00 <m8> Clarkson...
25:00 <Clarkson> oh well if you ever bought maccas you know what shit tastes like
25:00 <m8> McShit
25:00 <m8> i havnt eaten mcshit burgers since 2013
25:00 <TheRon> something for kate - deja vu
25:00 <m8> seen em live in the 90s
25:00 <m8> wait
25:00 <m8> 2000
26:00 <m8> they were only girls then
29:00 <m8> i show mcdonalds 'the hand' when i wlak past
29:00 <m8> thats for clogging up grimaces asshole w/ shitty cheese burgers
29:00 <Clarkson> lol my mother just called me an asshole and hung up on me. 
30:00 <m8> you still have a mum ?
30:00 <TheRon> she knows you too well
30:00 <m8> mine asked me if she could start a knew life and walked off 12 yrs ago
30:00 <m8> i said yea sure , good luck , im happy for ya
31:00 <m8> called her bye her first name as i waved goodbye
31:00 <m8> she said ' i wont see you again '
31:00 <m8> i said ok
31:00 <m8> smoking a cigarette
32:00 <TheRon> there's no aphrodisiac like lonliness
33:00 <m8> youtube link
34:00 <m8> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isJkZAVcW7g&list=RDisJkZAVcW7g
34:00 <m8> theres one
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: No Aphrodisiac Views: 97,803 Uploader: Brinjen Russell Uploaded: Feb 26, 2012 Duration: 4m18s Rating: 4.90
36:00 <TheRon> if i went and booked a thai massage what sould i expect?
39:00 <Klutch> a massage from a thai person
40:00 <TheRon> that helps
48:00 <TheRon> lior - this old love
49:00 <m8> thai massage parlors around reservoir preston
49:00 <m8> are a plenty
49:00 <m8> plenty rd lol 
49:00 <m8> but yea , you can expect a full body massage for $70
49:00 <m8> some of them are rub n tug but i nevr ask em 
50:00 <m8> they generally lock the door while im in there
50:00 <m8> so they probably are
50:00 <TheRon> nice!
50:00 <TheRon> thanks
50:00 <m8> look for ones dont say thai massage
50:00 <m8> but u see the blinds closed and cheap chinese $2 store open sign flashing
51:00 <m8> i recon them are the rub n tugs
51:00 <m8> some say 'massage only' 
51:00 <m8> i rescon they are suss
51:00 <m8> lolololol
51:00 <TheRon> you want the :full body" experience
51:00 <m8> masage my mega fukn D
51:00 <m8> just tell em
51:00 <m8> theyve pulled a d before
51:00 <m8> u live near preston ?
51:00 <m8> coz tehre is around 50 of those little massage stores here
52:00 <TheRon> no but i know it well
52:00 <m8> i can take you to at least 10 , hands down, 5 mins drive around pointing
52:00 <m8> theres a brothyl down bell st and to the left before you get to heidelberg 
52:00 <m8> fancy one w/ underground parking
52:00 <m8> used to be a few yrs ago 
52:00 <TheRon> classy?
53:00 <m8> i never been there
53:00 <m8> looked it, jsut didnt have the best girls all the time
53:00 <m8> i never paid a hooker this lifetime
53:00 <m8> not my style
53:00 <TheRon> ballarat but parents grew up in reservoir
53:00 <m8> ah k
53:00 <m8> i live in res
53:00 <m8> near crevelli st
54:00 <m8> youd have heard about crevelli st fo sho
54:00 <TheRon> nope
54:00 <m8> back in the day when all the bars were still pumping here
54:00 <TheRon> i know aberdeen st
54:00 <m8> yea i remember the old crevelli st gangsters
54:00 <m8> they were ruffies
54:00 <m8> prob all dead now
55:00 <robot> hi colorus
55:00 <m8> ur parents would know for sure lol
55:00 <couleurs> hi robet
55:00 <TheRon> BvB or Jane bunn!!?
55:00 <couleurs> Jane Bunn
55:00 <m8> s/me chopping up an eight of blueberry og kush
56:00 <TheRon> i can think of two reasons i like her
56:00 <couleurs> me 2
56:00 <couleurs> her personality and her HUGE BREASTS
56:00 <TheRon> just the huge breasts!
57:00 <couleurs> :)))))
57:00 <couleurs> wish she did the weather in a itsy bitsy bikini tho
58:00 <TheRon> ikr
58:00 <TheRon> good wholesome ballarat gal
58:00 <couleurs> have you sean her bf he's like a ginger bearded fagget
58:00 <TheRon> no
59:00 <TheRon> what's his address?
59:00 <robot> whats wrong with gingers
59:00 <couleurs> it's like 1 time i met 1 of my gfs friends and then she introduced her bf 2 me and he was like a fat slob and she is hot wtf how's that work Ron??
59:00 <TheRon> gingervitis
59:00 <couleurs> Everything.
00:00 <robot> Kynetic colours was just sayin whats wrong with gingers
00:00 <TheRon> worse than jews
01:00 <robot> TheRon i will shit in your god damned cereal
01:00 <Clarkson> it also means fuck your mother, but direct translation means your mums cunt
01:00 <m8> gingers are jews basically
01:00 <m8> history der
02:00 <m8> 800 yrs ago .... jews moved to scotland / wales
02:00 <m8> perm
02:00 <m8> 500yrs ago italy went there and took pork w// them and ruined it
02:00 <m8> turned them all into idiots
03:00 <m8> before that , those countries of great britain were hard staunch well liked people , in their villages
04:00 <m8> i cant help it
04:00 <m8> i acquired a facial deformity before age 10, i read a lot of history
04:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aydOn5b_700b.jpg
05:00 <m8> yay lets wear tenga's to northlands
08:00 <dog> johninja
08:00 <dog> you back ere full time, johninja?
13:00 <m8> i love cbds srsly i cant get enuff lately
13:00 <robot> onetime i invited faux and colours to dinner but said it was a surprise where we were goin n i told colours it was a pirate dress theme party n faux i told it was a formal occasion n they both showed up in fancy dress n we all went 2 maccas
14:00 <m8> srsly ?
14:00 <robot> ye
14:00 <m8> if that story is true\
14:00 <m8> im so pissed off it was maccas
14:00 <robot> we all had a happy meal it was great
14:00 <m8> y not sumo salad or the sushi bar ?
14:00 <robot> colours got extra nuggets tho
15:00 <m8> o
15:00 <m8> had to pay himself huh
15:00 <m8> pull out that $7 from the change pocket
15:00 <m8> reluctantly
16:00 <m8> them tempura chicken nuggets are the only decent thing they fuckn sell at McSHit
17:00 <robot> mcflurries are the best
17:00 <m8> oh yea i used to eat those when i was in a dangerous street gang
17:00 <m8> add some crushed oreos for mine fanks
18:00 <robot> a dangerous street gang lol
18:00 <m8> so tasty
18:00 <m8> yea well i eat like a vegan
18:00 <m8> and just this year.... since nye , ive been eating meat by itself
18:00 <johninja> Dogs love him
18:00 <robot> was it the melbourne murderers
18:00 <m8> yea robot
18:00 <m8> i dunno if that is a real gang name lol
18:00 <m8> j/k
19:00 <robot> ye i used 2 b in them
19:00 <m8> there is so many murderers in melb
19:00 <johninja> robot is OG
19:00 <Lumeah> Ohhh tuff
19:00 <Lumeah> Nio
19:00 <Lumeah> Nice. 
19:00 <m8> i was in a gang when i was 11, 2nd in charge VP of it
19:00 <Lumeah> They get away with shit? 
19:00 <m8> we were thieves
20:00 <m8> errytime i been in a gang i never asked for it
20:00 <johninja> nothing says tough like beating up a bloke with all your mates and wearing matching outfits
20:00 <m8> i was hanging around coz i had no friends
20:00 <m8> and tthey were accepting of it and nice
20:00 <m8> johninja, lol i like that
20:00 <robot> hello kate!
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
20:00 <Lumeah> So they used u to steal stuff 
20:00 <m8> yea
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
20:00 <m8> $100 a day each
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
20:00 <m8> 1994
21:00 <Lumeah> Nice 
21:00 <TheRon> her fanfares a bit long
21:00 <m8> yea i recon
21:00 <m8> most people made around $220 a week
21:00 <m8> some $400
21:00 <johninja> dude i just mopped
21:00 <Lumeah> Fck
21:00 <m8> im stealing $700 a week
21:00 <TheRon> i know i know it wasn't new york
21:00 <m8> i thought i was in the big leagues
21:00 <Lumeah> What did ya spend it on
21:00 <m8> oh the money i stole each week
22:00 <m8> i spent almost all of it on lollies and bottles of coke
22:00 <m8> for me and my buds
22:00 <m8> but cash was sorta $50-100 a wekk tops
22:00 <Lumeah> Oh
22:00 <m8> unless we stole basketball cards from one store and sold em to another
23:00 <m8> theyd give us half retail price for em generally
23:00 <m8> i mean 1 , c'mpn , doing alrite for 11
23:00 <m8> *11
25:00 <m8> heh hey im j/k'ing having a lol
25:00 <m8> i dont even drink 
25:00 <m8> im down to smoke j's tho, imean you say 'j' ..... u n me , we're talking some seris bidniss
27:00 <Lumeah> Lol
28:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13307324_1097849033681318_4424975888733937565_n.jpg?oh=04512e01d3ccffb2ef6baec8fe696457&oe=57D23E02 for faux
28:00 <Lumeah> Wondering if the boys i hung around with stole stuff when I was 12 probs
30:00 <m8> id say
30:00 <m8> i used to go buy condoms and ask the checkout chicks if they can give me a demonstration
30:00 <m8> when i was 12
30:00 <m8> down for anything
30:00 <m8> word
30:00 <Lumeah> You little shit. Lol
31:00 <johninja> gotttimmm https://imgur.com/gallery/rxLuu 
32:00 <Lumeah> He aren't gonna die today 
33:00 <TheRon> blow up the pokies
33:00 <amsy> He aren't
33:00 <m8> whered u find that johninja 
33:00 <m8> ?
33:00 <johninja> reddit
34:00 <m8> rite on
34:00 <johninja> no virgins for that lad
35:00 <TheRon> i don't want virgins, they remember, i'd rather be forgotten
35:00 <m8> heh
37:00 <TheRon> black fingernails i wanna make you all mine
40:00 <TheRiddler> starting flash faux
40:00 <faux> good
43:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/3pkqqgg.gifv 
43:00 <Lumeah> Blacyfinger nails red wine. I wanna make u all mine  lot of people  under ground 
43:00 <Lumeah> There gonna go straight down
43:00 <Lumeah> Oh oh oh oh
44:00 <TheRon> josh pyke is good stuff
48:00 <couleurs> i'm good stuff
48:00 <johninja> great stuff even
49:00 <TheRon> you really are
49:00 <couleurs> thx girls
49:00 <robot> Blacyfinger nails
49:00 <couleurs> starting up the FiFa machine c u oneline
49:00 <Lumeah> Lol black 
50:00 <johninja> getgud
50:00 <Lumeah> My auto correct is nuts
50:00 <robot> the fifa machine
50:00 <robot> lol
50:00 <couleurs> 8)
51:00 <robot> brb
52:00 <m8> getting p fukn baked
53:00 <couleurs> i'm back in div 8 from 10 i'm the best again go me
53:00 <m8> gunna go fix me plants up real nice
53:00 <m8> that was a crazy gal;l;ery link on imgur before
53:00 <m8> iraqi shit
53:00 <m8> lol
53:00 <johninja> yeh
53:00 <m8> im going
54:00 <johninja> they looked so fuckin happy
54:00 <m8> lol
54:00 <m8> i would
54:00 <johninja> probably gonna get a raise
54:00 <johninja> or a reward
54:00 <m8> i feel like im gunna have to do that shit down epping n shit sometimes
54:00 <Clarkson> how dare you cunt
54:00 <m8> just coz im there or something
54:00 <johninja> calm down Clarkson
54:00 <Clarkson> Australia is pretty lucky to be isolated but our government likes to scare the crap out of us
54:00 <m8> buying a sushi roll or something
54:00 <johninja> tru tru
55:00 <johninja> is this you Clarkson? http://i.imgur.com/w6jBdgN.png 
55:00 <Clarkson> aka fucking pandasdontdrive
55:00 <m8> yea one avacado and tuna sushi roll thanks....
55:00 <johninja> oh
55:00 <m8> .... oh can you hold that for 5 mins ?
55:00 <m8> this guy hasa  bomb
55:00 <m8> its epping , wtf else u expect ?
55:00 <m8> yep thanks for that
55:00 <m8> soon man
56:00 <m8> one of them meth junkies
56:00 <Lumeah2> i missed some 
56:00 <m8> -BAM-
56:00 <m8> somethings gunna give
56:00 <m8> anyways im goin
56:00 <faux> fuck i hate you cunts
56:00 <m8>  wanna fix me plants up
56:00 <m8> lolololol
56:00 <faux> go already christ in a canod
56:00 <faux> canoe*
56:00 <johninja> cannon
57:00 <faux> if u want
57:00 <m8> i dont even eat pork
57:00 <stompin> candy canes
57:00 <m8> im whitey/jew
57:00 <m8> more aussie
57:00 <m8> old aussie
57:00 <m8> im going anyway like i said
57:00 <faux> whos next
57:00 <Klutch> me! me!
00:00 <amsy> 1
00:00 <couleurs> me
01:00 <johninja> 1
03:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> thinking aboit drinking me carton of custard 
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> luv the stuff
05:00 <johninja> that is why it's important to love
05:00 <johninja> and only love
05:00 <johninja> bbl
11:00 <robot> ne1 else watchin terminator?
13:00 <robot> this is the best film
13:00 <robot> whats everyones favourite movie?"
13:00 <TheRon> 9 and a half weeks
13:00 <robot> whats that about
14:00 <TheRon> dunno but there's plenty of tit
14:00 <robot> o ye
15:00 <TheRon> top gun or platoon
16:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb7Af7uhf4k
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Running Man Chewbacca Mom Challenge Views: 153 Uploader: Luis (from Lessons with Luis) Uploaded: May 25, 2016 Duration: 0m36s Rating: 5.00
19:00 <faux> i wish people did the actual running man in those challenges
19:00 <faux> omgosh thestig
19:00 <faux> oh ok
21:00 <robot> ye
21:00 <robot> he msgd me just now 
21:00 <thestig> OMG FAUX
21:00 <robot> said 2 say he h8s u
21:00 <thestig> soz keyboard was frozen
22:00 <faux> phew
22:00 <faux> thought u were bein rude
22:00 <faux> I WATCHED IT
22:00 <thestig> woot
23:00 <thestig> nah i couldnt type so i restarted 
23:00 <thestig> such a good episode
26:00 <faux> yeah it was boss
26:00 <faux> i love when theyre fightin lol
26:00 <faux> looks so prertt
26:00 <faux> pretty
27:00 <robot> ep of what?
27:00 <faux> the flash
27:00 <robot> prertt
27:00 <faux> ok
27:00 <thestig> it just keeps getting better and better 
28:00 <couleurs> :p
28:00 <couleurs> :o
28:00 <thestig> he cant save his mother though
28:00 <thestig> i think flash goes back and stops himself 
28:00 <thestig> cause of the movie
29:00 <faux> yeah i read a million comments about the flashpoint paradox
29:00 <thestig> have you seen the cartoon movie?
29:00 <faux> but idk what any of it means cos i havent read the comics
29:00 <faux> nah
29:00 <thestig> it is really good
32:00 <faux> ur face is really good
33:00 <couleurs> thx
33:00 <thestig> <3
33:00 <robot> she was talking about Clarkson, coulrs
33:00 <Tiggier> I saw the flashpoint paradox cartoon
33:00 <Clarkson> the althetics is real in the sense you need to be fucking good 
33:00 <robot> hello mameelia
33:00 <amelia> hays wobothead
34:00 <robot> how are you doing?
34:00 <amelia> super fines how you be
34:00 <Tiggier> hai gamelia
34:00 <robot> lil better now, i took the day off tho
35:00 <Tiggier> did I say that 1 already?
35:00 <Tiggier> lol
35:00 <amelia> hurrooo ashehface
35:00 <amelia> any cookies today
35:00 <TheRiddler> nope
35:00 <TheRiddler> crap
36:00 <amelia> worst day ever :(
36:00 <robot> whatsamadda amelia
37:00 <faux> no cookies
37:00 <faux> duh
37:00 <amelia> exactly
37:00 <faux> robutt is slow
37:00 <amelia> de boy brought me a flower when he picked me ul
37:00 <amelia> ahah
38:00 <amelia> a rose dats a bit cute right
38:00 <faux> aw cute
38:00 <robot> what
38:00 <robot> well that's rude.
38:00 <johninja> robot bought me a whole boquet when we went on our first date
38:00 <faux> did you say "aw this looks.. friendly'
38:00 <johninja> i think if he just bought a single rose i would have been like meh
39:00 <faux> what a gentleman
39:00 <robot> oh
39:00 <robot> k
39:00 <TheRiddler> almost forgot my pie
39:00 <robot> i guess im just oldschool
39:00 <TheRiddler> I heated up a blackcurrent n apple pie
39:00 <TheRiddler> with custard n icecream
39:00 <faux> current
40:00 <TheRiddler> *blackcurrant
40:00 <amelia> bwahahah faux aw dis rose looks ...friendly. ok are we gonna eat or wot?
40:00 <TheRiddler> it's only 1 letter lol
40:00 <faux> lol meelies 
40:00 <TheRiddler> want that instead meels
40:00 <TheRiddler> ?
40:00 <TheRiddler> it's no cookie sry :(
40:00 <faux> just 1 rose? u fuk
40:00 <amelia> I would freakin luff dat
40:00 <TheRiddler> cool
40:00 <robot> "i thought you were bring the burritos with you"
40:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq-I0JRhvt4
40:00 <robot> bringin*
40:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahah where's da rest of de bouquet m8?
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Chinese detergent brand Qiaobi (ä¿æ¯”) ad Views: 182 Uploader: Benoit FlorenÃ§on Uploaded: May 26, 2016 Duration: 0m50s Rating: 4.41
41:00 <TheRiddler> did you see the chocolate burritos?
41:00 <amelia> WOT
41:00 <amelia> WHERE
41:00 <johninja> it was kebabs
41:00 <johninja> sheesh
41:00 <TheRiddler> oh yeah
41:00 <amelia> oh
41:00 <TheRiddler> it was kebabs
41:00 <johninja> close
41:00 <amelia> yuck h8 kebab
41:00 <amelia> they are not close @ all
41:00 <amelia> burrito poops on kebab
42:00 <johninja> chocolate kebabes would be ok
42:00 <johninja> hmm yeh
42:00 <johninja> but its still a bit the same
42:00 <TheRiddler> nothing like the same
42:00 <faux> KeBaBeS
42:00 <johninja> it is like the same
43:00 <johninja> a wrap with meat and lettuce etc in it
43:00 <amelia> AHAHA
43:00 <amelia> no they are very diff
43:00 <johninja> racist
43:00 <amelia> taste completely diff
43:00 <amelia> Kebabs so greasy n gross
43:00 <amelia> eugh
43:00 <TheRiddler> traditional kebabs dont use lettuce at all
43:00 <amelia> I wanna kick it
43:00 <TheRiddler> it's like rice n beans n beef
43:00 <TheRiddler> or chicken
44:00 <johninja> so, like a burrito?
44:00 <TheRiddler> err
44:00 <johninja> they use fucking tabouli m8
44:00 <TheRiddler> I meant burritos not kebabs
44:00 <robot> you got me burnin
44:00 <TheRiddler> I'm gettin confused
44:00 <robot> in tha thirrrrd degreee
44:00 <johninja> its ok
45:00 <amelia> who uses tabouli in burrito
45:00 <amelia> yux
45:00 <johninja> lol
45:00 <faux> mmm tabouli
46:00 <faux> i miss me moms tabs
46:00 <faux> :'(
46:00 <johninja> well i like kebab and burrito
46:00 <TheRiddler> where did chickens originate from
46:00 <johninja> equally
46:00 <johninja> the egg
46:00 <faux> from amelias bf
46:00 <johninja> nah south america i think
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
46:00 <TheRiddler> that's what I thought
47:00 <faux> i eas thinking about shit like that today ash i watched a lobster recipe
47:00 <faux> and i was like
47:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA faux
47:00 <faux> who thought about eating a lobster first 
47:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder what is better
47:00 <faux> like who decided how to cook it
47:00 <faux> and deshell it
47:00 <TheRiddler> cow or bison
47:00 <faux> eXCiTiNG TiMeS
47:00 <TheRiddler> er
47:00 <amelia> do you ever wonder wot crazy bitch invented the brazilian
47:00 <johninja> its funny though because we have emus and shit in australia
47:00 <johninja> they are a bit like chickens
47:00 <amelia> who the fuck thinks of puting hot wax there
47:00 <faux> emus are disgusting
47:00 <faux> lol meelies
47:00 <robot> actually i invented it amelia
47:00 <faux> yeah
48:00 <johninja> i have never eaten one
48:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder what they called cats in china if not chicken? :P
48:00 <amelia> wow you so silky shmoove wobotface
48:00 <amelia> :P
48:00 <robot> ye smooth as a bbs bum
48:00 <faux> Be Back soon
48:00 <faux> Bum
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <amelia> Bum :P
49:00 <robot> babys bum guys geez get with it
49:00 <johninja> ok well chickens came from south east asia
49:00 <johninja> i learnt something today
50:00 <robot> r u doin a giant chicken family tree or somat
50:00 <TheRiddler> really?
50:00 <johninja> Gallus gallus is a domesticated chicken-like bird (thus, the name “chicken”) that originates in southeast Asia. Ever since Darwin we've known that the chicken originated in southeast Asia, although the exact details of which one or more of several possible jungle fowls is the primal form has been debated
53:00 <TheRiddler> wonder what did originate south america
53:00 <TheRiddler> *meat
53:00 <johninja> lots of fruits and vegies and spices
53:00 <johninja> but i dunno about meat
55:00 <johninja> the Aztecs only raised two animals for meat: dogs and turkeys
55:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <robot> hey partay
56:00 <robot> o katatonic_kate01 is still here
56:00 <robot> i thought u left
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> not really, doin an assignment
57:00 <robot> whats it on
57:00 <partay> the fucking robot
57:00 <partay> ahoy champ
58:00 <robot> how you doing?
59:00 <partay> fanfuckingtastic
59:00 <partay> i have nothing to complain about 
59:00 <TheRiddler> feelin better kk?
59:00 <partay> i know thats weird for irc
00:00 <partay> basically everyday is a good day when you have a beautiful penis 
00:00 <robot> lol
05:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBHO0lnCWfw
05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: A Motoring Outrage: Traffic Cop vs Mic Filler Views: 306,274 Uploader: Mic Filler Uploaded: Oct 25, 2012 Duration: 0m42s Rating: 4.26
05:00 <couleurs> lolol
06:00 <dematerialised> hello and bye faggots
06:00 <dematerialised> also hello@amelia and bye@amelia
07:00 <amelia> hello @ chu ok cu
07:00 <President_Trump> dematerialised sing me a lullaby
07:00 <partay> dematerialised show us your vag
07:00 <amelia> no you fuck thats for me
08:00 <amelia> the lullaby not the vag
08:00 <Doodle> :/
08:00 <Doodle> amelia
08:00 <amelia> hays fwend
08:00 <Doodle> theyre curtain ppl are coming to check out me bae windoe tomoz
08:00 <Doodle> *the
08:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
08:00 <Doodle> hi
09:00 <amelia> dis is exciting news
09:00 <amelia> wot kind of treatments do you suggest
09:00 <Doodle> i wonder what cheap shit i will get
09:00 <amelia> sluts?
09:00 <Doodle> moulin rouge themed red drapes
09:00 <Doodle> then i can gogo dance in me window
10:00 <Doodle> make some money
10:00 <amelia> yah true dat be pretty amazing
12:00 <Doodle> fingers crossed
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
13:00 <Doodle> little bit
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <johninja> There are only 2 rules in life. 1. never tell everything that you know
28:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/1T4LogXOOFU
28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Best Dishwashers From Appliance Direct- Install Dishwasher Discount Views: 1,284 Uploader: Sam Pak Uploaded: Feb 22, 2016 Duration: 1m11s Rating: 5.00
46:00 <partay> bit late 
47:00 <partay> but this is doodle
47:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBPm2Xom_y4
47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: IN & OUT - KEVIN KLINE - I WILL SURVIVE Views: 245,429 Uploader: dinahdavyd Uploaded: Feb 13, 2011 Duration: 3m36s Rating: 4.88
52:00 <Doodle> o/`
53:00 <couleurs> :)
54:00 <amelia> so my crazy friend i was tellin you about, how she's had instagram for 2x days
54:00 <amelia> she is up to 98 posts
54:00 <robot> lol
54:00 <couleurs> pics
57:00 <Tiggier> just watched first eps of new season of GoT
57:00 <robot> no spoilers
58:00 <partay> amelia post a example pic of your friend
58:00 <amelia> of how she looks or of the useless shit she posts
58:00 <partay> either or 
58:00 <amelia> I will take screenshot of her insta posts
00:00 <couleurs> I Got Corn Chip
00:00 <President_Trump> show cock pics
01:00 <johninja> https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR8bpj21Q54KpuQOyvs6l4qnoNxfDzSQFq5yD0sf7jT8TLW4tkP0g 
01:00 <couleurs> ok
04:00 <robot> who likes butts raise ur hand pls
05:00 <couleurs> me
05:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/X9jc61x
05:00 <robot> colours i said hands up
05:00 <couleurs> !talk butts
05:00 <robot> lol
06:00 <amelia> washing dishes, socks, tea towels
06:00 <partay> so just useless posts
06:00 <couleurs> i should be on snapchat i'd be pretty good @ it
06:00 <robot> ye
07:00 <amelia> and selfies with hat, with same hat on angle, with same hat again diff angle, with same hat turned arouns
08:00 <couleurs> and 2 ppl on irc say i'm boring....... sheesh
09:00 <amelia> AHAHA
09:00 <johninja> i just want to curl up in her hair
09:00 <couleurs> she got a beautiful big blue nose
10:00 <amelia> she def does
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <couleurs> https://45.media.tumblr.com/c695ed5eca2c48ad0fb73b8012f538d4/tumblr_o6iiq1Ejqj1sdmb4bo1_400.gif
12:00 <couleurs> Surfs Up
12:00 <TheRiddler> "I'm gf material see me wash dishes"
12:00 <amelia> whodahexagon was the punk who did dat to the pizza
13:00 <amelia> she has bf asheh
13:00 <amelia> I dun think that was her aim
13:00 <amelia> she jus wanted sumfin else to post
13:00 <TheRiddler> when it floats down on the water in venice canals that's amore
13:00 <couleurs> idk i hope that pizza is cgi
14:00 <TheRiddler> oh
16:00 <Tiggier> I'm back
16:00 <Tiggier> what was last said
17:00 <amelia> (TheRiddler) oh
17:00 <couleurs> nothing
17:00 <amelia> ** Tiggier has joined #melbourne
17:00 <johninja> <couleurs> I'm glad TheRiddler left, that guy sucks
18:00 <Tiggier> lol
18:00 <couleurs> :)
18:00 <couleurs> Xbox Off
18:00 <Tiggier> I'm getting singaporean ads
19:00 <Tiggier> because I set my vpn to that to watch GoT
19:00 <couleurs> r u in singapore
19:00 <Tiggier> I wish
19:00 <couleurs> Hi Zaim watcha downloading
19:00 <zaim> 13.Hours.The.Secret.Soldiers.Of.Benghazi.2016.1080p.BluRay.x264-Replica
19:00 <robot> FiFa MacHiNe oFF
20:00 <couleurs> oh i downloaded that 1
20:00 <couleurs> let's watch it at the same time and pretend we're on a m8 d8
20:00 <couleurs> https://media.giphy.com/media/26z0DVFph7SnN9dkc/giphy.gif
22:00 <robot> lol
23:00 <robot> colours is almost the funniest dude on irc
23:00 <couleurs> w8, a m8 d8
23:00 <johninja> even horses hate cyclists
24:00 <couleurs> :)))))
24:00 <zaim> done
25:00 <couleurs> wtf it's directed by michael bay?
25:00 <couleurs> what have i done
26:00 <GentlemanSausage> ya sister
26:00 <couleurs> scusi
27:00 <zaim> lol GentlemanSausage
27:00 <Picard> ello
28:00 <GentlemanSausage> =-)
29:00 <MrMark> boo
30:00 <partay> fuckin Picard..
30:00 <Clarkson> they stink like my ass
30:00 <partay> didnt you get jailed?
31:00 <MrMark> burp
35:00 <robot> ciao!
36:00 <Picard> why would i be in jail, you fucking retard cunt
38:00 <couleurs> cos ur short shorts are 2 short
38:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi there
38:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> whats garn on m8
40:00 <couleurs> ya sister
42:00 <johninja> https://vidly.me/bvcvbui 
43:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hi
45:00 <partay> that guy rules
45:00 <Tiggier> dont eat the help
52:00 <TheRiddler> well damn they dont play around killing ppl in GoT
53:00 <faux> me irl
53:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1126764987364672&id=1103087409732430
55:00 <GentlemanSausage> you know what fucks me off
55:00 <GentlemanSausage> people coming around with their shitty little kids
55:00 <GentlemanSausage> they make a fuckin mess
55:00 <GentlemanSausage> and dont tell their kids to clean it up
57:00 <TheRiddler> which 1 are you faux
58:00 <faux> the mum obv
58:00 <faux> i hate shit lying around
58:00 <faux> even if its one sock.
58:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <Doodle> der
58:00 <Doodle> u can tell by the beard
04:00 <faux> lollllll
04:00 <faux> fu
05:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/HH0eYTl
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <TheRiddler> charles barkley bears
08:00 <TheRiddler> I'm tempted to pour a cup of custard
08:00 <TheRiddler> n drink it
08:00 <GentlemanSausage> holy shit
08:00 <GentlemanSausage> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwnGM_I2WPk
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way (Boyce Avenue acoustic cover) on Apple & Spotify Views: 18,563,258 Uploader: boyceavenue Uploaded: Jun 10, 2012 Duration: 4m0s Rating: 4.94
08:00 <GentlemanSausage> they made the gayest song on the earth good
15:00 <faux> at least have it w berries or something
18:00 <TheRiddler> should of had it with banana
20:00 <TheRiddler> oh
20:00 <TheRiddler> I finished the episode faux
21:00 <A_SausageShort2barbiem8> ts are women
21:00 <faux> wtf
21:00 <faux> yiu started it like 4 hours ago
21:00 <faux> lol
21:00 <faux> were you shocked about the iron mask dude
21:00 <faux> eheeee
21:00 <TheRiddler> I finished it awhile back
21:00 <TheRiddler> I had it ruined
23:00 <TheRiddler> but I wasn't sure who it would look like
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