// #melbourne — 2016-05-19
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00:12:00 <thegrey> hey guys
00:12:00 <thegrey> whose seen the captain america civil war movie yet?
00:13:00 <thegrey> im on a tight budget so i dunno if i should use some of this fortnights c-link payments on goin to the cinemas to see it
00:15:00 <faux> nini ĺ
00:55:00 <Tim-Sim> hello
01:30:00 <dematerialised> lol @ vid faux
01:30:00 <dematerialised> i want one
01:30:00 <Trevor> wot vid?
01:30:00 <Trevor> i only just got here
01:30:00 <dematerialised> you should leave before it's too late
01:31:00 <Trevor> ok
01:31:00 <Trevor> bai
01:34:00 <dematerialised> ty
01:35:00 <Trevor> yw
01:35:00 <Trevor> <3
01:49:00 <Trevor> so v for vendetta is non-fiction right?
01:49:00 <Trevor> i read this thing on the internet that said so
01:50:00 <Trevor> believe it was the honourable 4chan
03:06:00 <mandyjane> ^ cya dog
03:21:00 <dematerialised> hey bro that's haram
10:14:00 <TheRiddler> morning
10:17:00 <TheRiddler> I have some steam games to give out
10:53:00 <Serenity> [1:42am] <mandyjane> Serenity is your pussy awake? - I can safely say no at that hour my pussy was not awake
10:53:00 <Clarkson> oh fuck ya im going to sleep
11:04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:26:00 <TheRiddler> hai Mew
11:37:00 <gs69azza> lol
11:37:00 <gs69azza> hmmm
11:37:00 <gs69azza> just got asked to move to melb for work
11:37:00 <gs69azza> imma say no and see if I can do it from syd
11:38:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> i got asked to move to china for work
11:38:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> i said no
11:39:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> too many white people in china
11:47:00 <British^Meat> wow
11:49:00 <British^Meat> any tech IT heads around?
11:53:00 <TheRiddler> lots
11:54:00 <British^Meat> speak up nerds
11:54:00 <British^Meat> and i will give u free mountain dew
11:54:00 <British^Meat> and anime porn
11:57:00 <British^Meat> speaking of :)
11:59:00 <Doodle> :o
12:21:00 <TheRiddler> humble bundle has a sale on
12:34:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
14:13:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fadl1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13245275_548025242037039_8564118731721018529_n.jpg?oh=675523bb8c6724a4d09efdeffb915342&oe=57D8BB24
14:13:00 <TheRiddler> I am back
14:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
14:24:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
14:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
14:24:00 <British^Meat> NECKS!
14:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
14:30:00 <TheRiddler> nm
14:30:00 <TheRiddler> yourself?
14:31:00 <British^Meat> i am eating 4 mini pies
14:31:00 <British^Meat> are you eating pies katatonic_kate01?
14:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no
14:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had nachos
14:39:00 <TheRiddler> yummy
14:39:00 <British^Meat> muchos yummy nachos?
14:39:00 <TheRiddler> I have not had lunch yet
14:40:00 <TheRiddler> I am looking the humble bundle sale to see if there's anything I can cross off my wishlist
14:46:00 <faux> uhhhhhh
14:47:00 <faux> reading anxiety forums makes me sad
14:47:00 <faux> actually that reminds me
14:47:00 <TheRiddler> aw
14:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is a humble bumble sale
14:56:00 <faux> lmao
14:56:00 <faux> humble bumble
14:59:00 <faux> i really fucking want chinese food
14:59:00 <faux> i havent had it in like 6 months and need some wontons and warm soup immmmmediately
14:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i only like it when i’m preggers
14:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wouldn’t touch it otherwise lol
14:59:00 <faux> i only like it from one place tbh its not oily or salty there
14:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> but honey chicken + fried rice and spring rolls… SOLD
14:59:00 <faux> they make it so good
15:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i only eat it from one place
15:00:00 <faux> i want fried wontons
15:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> SPEAKING of which… gah! I need to go visit me friend in hospital
15:00:00 <faux> combination short soup
15:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i should bring him chinese
15:00:00 <faux> is he ok
15:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> not really, he has been moved to a longer stay ward
15:01:00 <faux> seems like s stupid question ofc hes not hes in hosp
15:01:00 <faux> but i mean is it srs or getting out sooon
15:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:01:00 <faux> oh :(
15:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> no idea yet he has cellulitis
15:01:00 <faux> longer stay wahh
15:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> on ze leg
15:01:00 <faux> what is that
15:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> so his leg is like the size of a sumo lol
15:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> skin infection
15:01:00 <faux> ow
15:01:00 <faux> how do you get it
15:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think fattehs get it
15:01:00 <faux> oh
15:02:00 <faux> is he large and in charge
15:02:00 <faux> poor dude hope he gets better soon
15:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> um he kicked his toe on a rusty nail, and then that let the infection in the leg… apparently
15:02:00 <faux> ouch
15:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya he is large and in charge, prob not now…. cos of hospial food
15:02:00 <faux> loll
15:03:00 <faux> i was there for 11days and lost 2.7kg
15:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> he said he was in ward full of old ladies who had dementia lol
15:03:00 <faux> their "fish" was horrid
15:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> 11 days :|
15:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yuck! I hate fish normally let a lone hospital fish
15:03:00 <faux> it tasted what i imagine dirty vag to taste like
15:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
15:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
15:03:00 <faux> their chicken breast was amazing
15:03:00 <faux> w gravy and veg
15:03:00 <faux> mmm
15:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> well that’s a bonus then!
15:03:00 <faux> you actually get a decent amount of food tbh
15:04:00 <faux> soup.. main meal.. 2 pieces of bread.. juice.. side salad and dessert
15:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya… in the maternity section you could just help yourself to food pack
15:04:00 <faux> and you get a menu every mornin of shit to choose from
15:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> but if you had a c-section…. you can’t fucking move so you get dust!
15:04:00 <faux> lol
15:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:04:00 <faux> ow
15:05:00 <faux> BYO kfc
15:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol oh vomit
15:05:00 <faux> have you heard of the new ASAP app launching
15:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was so spaced out for like 2 days after…. i cant remember much
15:05:00 <faux> apoarently you can text them anything you want to be picked up and delivered to you
15:05:00 <faux> and they do it within the hour
15:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
15:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
15:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s a lil dangerous!
15:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake NOW
15:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> at 1am
15:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:05:00 <faux> like if you have shit on layby in kmart or something lol
15:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
15:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:06:00 <faux> or want kfc
15:06:00 <faux> or cake
15:06:00 <faux> lol
15:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck yas
15:06:00 <faux> basicallg you can sdk for anythin thats legal
15:06:00 <faux> ask (
15:06:00 <faux> but not at 1am they work from 10am-10pm
15:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> interesting
15:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok cake 9.30
15:06:00 <faux> snd delivery fee is $11 or something
15:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> pm
15:07:00 <faux> which isnt too bad if its urgent i guess
15:07:00 <faux> im just thinking about my art supplies
15:07:00 <faux> HI I RAN OUT OF BLUE PAINT HELP TY
15:09:00 <TheRiddler> pick up prostitute pls :p
15:10:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder how many will use it for that
15:11:00 <TheRiddler> or try to
15:11:00 <TheRiddler> humble bundle is a charity organization that sells games and part of what you pay goes to a charity
15:11:00 <TheRiddler> you can choose the charity
15:12:00 <TheRiddler> but they're US charities
15:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahhh
15:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, well. well
15:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> soon we won’t have to leave our houses
15:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> *eats cake so i can’t fit through the door* :P
15:21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:22:00 <TheRiddler> get yourself a drinking bird and a dialing wan
15:22:00 <TheRiddler> d
15:22:00 <TheRiddler> also a moo moo
15:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
15:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahahaah
15:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a prying pole
15:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> can someone get me charger
15:29:00 <dematerialised> good morning homos
15:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
15:31:00 <dematerialised> work got cranky at me because my co-worker is also away today
15:32:00 <dematerialised> i told him they should probably stop treating him like an idiot and maybe he'd come into work
15:32:00 <dematerialised> they didn't like that
15:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
15:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… i just pulled me blanket out of the dryer
15:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s warm, smells like sunshine breeze and i could go to sleeo now
15:33:00 <British^Meat> Hmmm how do you get rid of the line break on Mirc?
15:33:00 <British^Meat> i always forget
15:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> i donnno
15:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> ask help?
15:34:00 <British^Meat> i know its CTRL+L but there is a perm option
15:34:00 <dematerialised> yeah it's an option in your display section
15:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don’t ave it
15:36:00 <British^Meat> ah yes
15:37:00 <British^Meat> display/options/marker
15:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww snuggle pot and cuddle pie live… in june. How awesome!
15:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> so… i got some glamour shots done today…
15:42:00 <TheRiddler> cool
15:42:00 <TheRiddler> link
15:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/05/03/article-0-12E63B0E000005DC-265_306x480.jpg
15:42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> *giggles*
15:44:00 <Doodle> i'm so hard now
15:44:00 <dematerialised> is that because you're frozen because it's cold
15:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> *blushes*
15:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle, i’ve got some naked ones too
15:47:00 <Doodle> no its cos of kate's sexiness
15:47:00 <Doodle> oer
15:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll link you up later
15:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
15:49:00 <Doodle> re000wwww
16:00:00 <Hrossagaukur> bzz
16:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> over cast, cold + lazy = nana nap i reckon
16:04:00 <Doodle> i'm about to babysit a kid who's been suspended
16:04:00 <Doodle> joy
16:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:05:00 <dematerialised> you should teach him how to do drugs and perform burglaries
16:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> what for?
16:05:00 <Hrossagaukur> dildo nap
16:05:00 <dematerialised> get him started on the path to greatness
16:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> slightly better than showing him irc
16:06:00 <dematerialised> yeah
16:07:00 <Doodle> lol
16:07:00 <Doodle> i wouldnt show him irc that'd be the end of him
16:07:00 <grem> wait outside the bank and wait for a little old lady to get her pension then set the kid on her
16:08:00 <Doodle> lol he's only been suspended he's not at that stage yet
16:08:00 <grem> bam beer money
16:08:00 <British^Meat> show him botttom
16:08:00 <Doodle> haha
16:11:00 <dematerialised> ok facebook is being fucking scary, it just showed me the gardener i used to have at my old place as a "person you may know"
16:11:00 <dematerialised> how the fuck did it figure that out
16:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao @ dem
16:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe the gardner has mutual friends
16:11:00 <dematerialised> nope, the only mutual person was my old landlord
16:11:00 <dematerialised> and i never had him on facebook
16:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> just block the gardner then
16:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> solved/
16:12:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> maybe you had your GPS location on your phone switched on
16:12:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> and messager
16:12:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> logged in
16:12:00 <dematerialised> i mean i've seen facebook do spooky shit before, like show me girls i met once or twice years ago
16:12:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> and so did your old gardener
16:12:00 <dematerialised> but this is recent and even spookier lol
16:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:13:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> :P
16:13:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> google is worse
16:13:00 <dematerialised> it even shows me people from irc i dont talk to
16:13:00 <dematerialised> like how does it know this shit
16:14:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> i know facebook uses GPS location and proximity
16:14:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> eg: if your at a function/conference
16:14:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> it will start displaying people at that function
16:14:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> yep crazy stuff
16:14:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> good for marketers
16:15:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> =]
16:15:00 <dematerialised> yeah
16:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah no
16:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i might delete fb
16:15:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> might as well not search google either
16:15:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> they know more about you
16:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don’t use google
16:16:00 <dematerialised> im thinking what it does is also shows people that have searched for me/looked at my profile
16:16:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> no android device?
16:16:00 <dematerialised> like friends of ex girlfriends (that i never had on facebook) show up every now and then
16:17:00 <TheRon> facebook is evil, it's the work of the devil!
16:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
16:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> praise jesus
16:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> WWJD - delete FB
16:17:00 <dematerialised> i tried that but then my only social life was irc
16:18:00 <dematerialised> no thanks
16:18:00 <TheRon> the verve - lucky man, love this song
16:23:00 <TheRon> 420?
16:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> past
16:23:00 <TheRon> darn
16:24:00 <Hrossagaukur> happy LGBTday peeps
16:24:00 <dematerialised> happy lets get bad tattoo day?
16:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> happy lets eat cake day
16:25:00 <TheRon> instead of gay marriage, let's just call them butt buddies
16:25:00 <British^Meat> love cake
16:25:00 <British^Meat> carrot cake
16:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> love cake too
16:25:00 <British^Meat> hah fart cake
16:25:00 <dematerialised> happy large-girth bum-tickler day
16:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES ive ben loving carrot cake recently
16:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> happy large girth day!
16:25:00 <dematerialised> you forgot the bum-tickling
16:26:00 <TheRiddler> ugh
16:26:00 <dematerialised> speaking of bum ticklers
16:26:00 <dematerialised> hi riddler
16:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> just large girth will suffice
16:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:26:00 <Hrossagaukur> i want install an iron knob for ladyboys
16:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok, fuck off.
16:26:00 <British^Meat> yup
16:26:00 <dematerialised> motion seconded
16:26:00 <British^Meat> he's banned from my chan...
16:27:00 <British^Meat> this chan i dont get
16:27:00 <dematerialised> he gets banned here too
16:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> whats your ch BM?
16:27:00 <dematerialised> but its not permanent
16:27:00 <Hrossagaukur> what channel bmw?
16:27:00 <British^Meat> "banned"
16:27:00 <dematerialised> unfortunately
16:27:00 <Hrossagaukur> i was never in your premises
16:27:00 <British^Meat> i mean BANNED
16:27:00 <Hrossagaukur> The bad briged
16:27:00 <dematerialised> i would have thought beehhh of all people is the easiest to -noexpire
16:27:00 <dematerialised> it's a conspiracy
16:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> such an annoying cunt
16:28:00 <Hrossagaukur> im going to sweden bro
16:28:00 <TheRon> we don't look back in anger i heard you say
16:28:00 <dematerialised> no you aren't
16:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re going to a padded cell!
16:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> (or need to)
16:28:00 <Hrossagaukur> and you are?
16:29:00 <dematerialised> i am sitting here in my warm clean brick and tile 3x2 set in the heart of a wealthy australian suburb, living a life free of troubles
16:29:00 <TheRon> i made soup
16:29:00 <TheRon> bacon and vegie
16:29:00 <dematerialised> that sounds nom
16:30:00 <TheRon> i l,ove soup and it's so easy to make
16:30:00 <Hrossagaukur> Lund uni snoden
16:30:00 <dematerialised> im not a huge soup fan, but it has bacon in it
16:30:00 <dematerialised> i'd give it a shot
16:30:00 <TheRon> bacon bones
16:30:00 <Hrossagaukur> i got a pic of dematerialised
16:31:00 <Hrossagaukur> http://www.theage.com.au/content/dam/images/g/j/z/1/3/0/image.related.articleLeadwide.620x349.gjyzhc.png/1461635299641.jpg
16:31:00 <Hrossagaukur> mouse perri
16:31:00 <dematerialised> not quite
16:31:00 <dematerialised> i wouldn't wear a jacket like that
16:31:00 <dematerialised> and im much fatter
16:31:00 <dematerialised> on account of my lifestyle of gluttony and excess
16:31:00 <TheRiddler> faux
16:31:00 <Hrossagaukur> you will be stabbed by your own mate
16:31:00 <dematerialised> i have no mates
16:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> and prob dont smoke that much crack
16:31:00 <TheRiddler> did you see the latest press vid
16:31:00 <TheRiddler> ?
16:31:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pcG0Zh5Gew
16:32:00 <Hrossagaukur> 9 years ago last i walked the land before time
16:32:00 <dematerialised> i live alone, and i am forbidden from having contact or close relations with anyone that isn't a workmate
16:32:00 <TheRon> mad as hell is on tonight
16:32:00 <Clarkson> no google isnt the answer smart cunts
16:32:00 <TheRon> love it
16:32:00 <Hrossagaukur> what doesnt kill you makes you funny
16:32:00 <faux> yes TheRiddler
16:32:00 <TheRiddler> ah cool
16:33:00 <TheRon> the father brown skit last week had me in tears
16:33:00 <TheRiddler> also did you see him in the typewriter 1
16:34:00 <Hrossagaukur> i wont get into trouble in sweden cause the women there dont speak english
16:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler, what the actual fick
16:35:00 <TheRiddler> it's faux's and I new favourite channel
16:35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:35:00 <Hrossagaukur> i hope she also dont speak english
16:35:00 <TheRon> that new naked channel?
16:37:00 <faux> i have like 6 new fave channels
16:37:00 <faux> loll
16:37:00 <faux> since that one
16:37:00 <Pac> wat chan is that?
16:38:00 <faux> the danocracy
16:38:00 <faux> and the whats inside channrl
16:38:00 <TheRiddler> you see him and his wife in the hand vid
16:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus
16:38:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4liFq1S6k30
16:38:00 <faux> they cut dhit open
16:38:00 <faux> shit
16:39:00 <TheRiddler> he's a bald young guy
16:39:00 <TheRon> i have a song that i sing along to in the car when i'm driving, black crowes - hard to handle, it sucks me in everytime
16:39:00 <faux> yes i told you i watched it lol
16:40:00 <TheRiddler> oh
16:42:00 <TheRiddler> his wife is minie mouse :p
16:42:00 <TheRon> i got a feeling minnie mouse sleeps around
16:42:00 <TheRiddler> minnie*
16:42:00 <TheRiddler> mighty minnie mouse
16:42:00 <TheRiddler> because she lifts weights
16:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus
16:44:00 <Hrossagaukur> buddah
16:46:00 <TheRon> i watched the chase for the first time yeasterday, what was that guy from the cover of mad magazine doing on the show?
16:47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:47:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
16:48:00 <Hrossagaukur> extreme heatwave here
17:09:00 <British^Meat> hah
17:09:00 <British^Meat> fkn douchebag
17:51:00 <TheRon> i've got two tickets to paradise
17:51:00 <TheRon> won't you pack your bags we'll leave tonight
17:51:00 <faux> no
17:51:00 <faux> wait
17:51:00 <faux> will there be wind
17:51:00 <faux> wine.
17:52:00 <TheRon> what ever you like, it's paradise
17:52:00 <faux> lol
17:52:00 <faux> CuTe
17:53:00 <TheRon> hot blooded, check it and see
18:00:00 <dematerialised> hello @ amelia
18:01:00 <amelia> hay @ chu
18:02:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> sup amelia
18:02:00 <amelia> sup loopy
18:02:00 <TheRon> foxy lady!
18:02:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jimi Hendrix - Foxy Lady.mp3 (7.44MB 128kbps Stereo 8:07)
18:02:00 <Doodle> 602
18:03:00 <TheRon> 18 mins
18:03:00 <Doodle> oh
18:03:00 <Doodle> whoops
18:03:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> countin down the last hour of work of course!
18:03:00 <amelia> yeahyaaaaaaaa
18:03:00 <Doodle> why does noodle box have 2 be so far
18:03:00 <dematerialised> i know right
18:03:00 <Doodle> they wont deliver to me
18:03:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> noodle box or wok in a box?
18:03:00 <Doodle> noodle box
18:04:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> ok
18:04:00 <Serenity> ive got a box you can eat.. it wont be full of noodles tho
18:04:00 <Doodle> hnggggggggggg
18:04:00 <amelia> full of gunk
18:04:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> hahahaaha
18:04:00 <Doodle> on me way
18:04:00 <Serenity> haha
18:04:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> full of cheese
18:04:00 <Doodle> lol ew amelia
18:04:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
18:04:00 <amelia> ahahaha gunk is terrible word
18:04:00 <Doodle> STOP
18:04:00 <Serenity> yes stop
18:04:00 <dematerialised> full of cheese gunk
18:04:00 <dematerialised> and bits of meat
18:04:00 <amelia> full of asparagus
18:04:00 <Doodle> :/
18:04:00 <Doodle> :\
18:04:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> haha
18:05:00 <Doodle> :\
18:05:00 <amelia> you seen dat lady wif like 20 asparagus shoved in her?
18:05:00 <dematerialised> yes
18:05:00 <amelia> tis quite a sight
18:05:00 <Doodle> wut
18:05:00 <Doodle> no
18:05:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> i havent seen
18:05:00 <Doodle> why
18:05:00 <amelia> of course you have demat
18:05:00 <dematerialised> :D
18:05:00 <amelia> Serenity is dat lady
18:05:00 <Doodle> did her pee smell like asparagus after?
18:05:00 <amelia> i would say yes doodz
18:05:00 <dematerialised> i dont know what asparagus smells like
18:05:00 <TheRon> i got soup doodle
18:05:00 <Doodle> eeeek
18:05:00 <Serenity> i certainly am not you tiny bastard
18:05:00 <TheRon> bacon and veg
18:05:00 <Doodle> nice what sort
18:05:00 <amelia> hahahaaha
18:05:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> asapargus for dinner tonite
18:06:00 <Doodle> oer
18:06:00 <Serenity> my hooey is pristine
18:06:00 <amelia> picked straight from nani Loopy?
18:06:00 <Serenity> and not been touched by vegetables
18:06:00 <Doodle> loool
18:06:00 <Doodle> except paulie
18:06:00 <amelia> PRiSTiNe NaNi
18:06:00 <TheRon> not even a carrot??
18:06:00 <amelia> thats no fun then
18:06:00 <Serenity> look dont make fun of hi m because he cant walk ok
18:06:00 <amelia> cucumber
18:06:00 <Doodle> what
18:06:00 <TheRon> cucamber?
18:06:00 <Doodle> why not
18:06:00 <Doodle> my mate had surgery today he cant walk
18:06:00 <Doodle> its hilair
18:07:00 <faux> y
18:07:00 <Doodle> they gave him an anaesthetic block for his legs
18:07:00 <Doodle> and they're all wibbly
18:07:00 <Doodle> so he walks like a drunk supermodel
18:07:00 <dematerialised> i can talk, i just choose not to
18:07:00 <dematerialised> er walk also
18:07:00 <dematerialised> i can walk AND talk
18:07:00 <faux> lolll
18:08:00 <Doodle> i told his wife to give him a pair of high heels
18:08:00 <Doodle> and he'd smash it
18:08:00 <Doodle> on a catwalk in milan by this time next week
18:09:00 <faux> how have uou not seen tjat asparagus pic
18:09:00 <faux> maur
18:09:00 <faux> maurice pastes it every 5 mins
18:09:00 <Doodle> i dunno
18:09:00 <TheRon> did you see the spring fashions, did you see what they were wearing?
18:09:00 <TheRon> not much it seems
18:09:00 <faux> loll ask her for it when she comes on
18:09:00 <faux> and comes online
18:10:00 <Doodle> eehehe
18:10:00 <Doodle> i wish me wet patch would dry so i can go get food
18:10:00 <TheRon> doodle, jane bunn last night, a tight little black number squishing her boobs and showing off her figure
18:10:00 <faux> do you not own diff pants
18:10:00 <Doodle> hnggg
18:10:00 <Doodle> yeh but i am lazy faux
18:11:00 <faux> i feel that
18:11:00 <Doodle> its easier to sit here and wait and sook
18:15:00 <Doodle> i wish jane bunn would squish me into her boobs
18:15:00 <TheRon> i'd stick my head between them and got brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
18:15:00 <Doodle> and thighs
18:15:00 <Doodle> hngg
18:16:00 <faux> is that the weather chick
18:16:00 <Doodle> ye
18:16:00 <faux> she has damn nice tiddies
18:16:00 <TheRon> i'd die happy in her boobs
18:16:00 <faux> pix TheRon
18:16:00 <Doodle> she used to be our local weather girl til she got snatched up by 7
18:16:00 <faux> now pls.
18:16:00 <faux> oh yeah
18:17:00 <TheRon> http://forums.auscelebs.net/acnet-images/64351/jane-bunn-174950.jpg
18:17:00 <TheRon> doodle snatching could be construed as sexual harassment
18:18:00 <Doodle> ye
18:18:00 <Doodle> :D
18:18:00 <Doodle> https://www.facebook.com/Jane-Bunn-Fan-Club-151314834884689/?fref=ts
18:18:00 <TheRon> got brass in pocket
18:20:00 <faux> i got one hand in my pocketttt and the other ones jerkin off 2 jane bunnnnn
18:21:00 <TheRon> i'm picturing that right now
18:28:00 <robot> hi its me colours
18:28:00 <robot> just joshin its robot lol
18:28:00 <GoldSpade> ayy robot
18:28:00 <robot> hey
18:29:00 <GoldSpade> how;s the joints tday
18:29:00 <robot> excuse me
18:29:00 <robot> is that a drug reference
18:29:00 <TheRon> you should ask doodle
18:30:00 <Doodle> me knees are ok but me wrist is sore
18:30:00 <Doodle> thx for the concern
18:30:00 <TheRon> i understand the wrist, but the knees?
18:31:00 <Doodle> ye man i used to weigh 130kg i'm lucky i even have knees
18:31:00 <TheRon> true
18:31:00 <Doodle> now i can jump onto houses
18:32:00 <TheRon> as you're breaking into houses to feed your ice habit?
18:32:00 <TheRon> :P
18:32:00 <Doodle> lol the only ice i have is in me scotch
18:33:00 <Doodle> k me pants are dry noodle box here i come
18:33:00 <Doodle> bblzzz
18:35:00 <robot> doodle box
18:36:00 <TheRon> guns and roses - patience
18:37:00 <dematerialised> i might get some noodles tonight too i think, give the nachos a break
18:37:00 <dematerialised> but the nachos are so good
18:37:00 <dematerialised> i am conflicted
18:37:00 <TheRon> nandos nachos?
18:37:00 <dematerialised> nah
18:37:00 <stompin> boooooooooom
18:38:00 <TheRon> tik tik tik tik boooom
18:39:00 <stompin> chk chk boom
18:39:00 <TheRon> boom shake the room
18:40:00 <stompin> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBBsb0z9RJk
18:41:00 <dematerialised> fucken fatty wog skinny wog
18:41:00 <dematerialised> couleurs was the skinny wog
18:42:00 <couleurs> exscuzi mwah
18:44:00 <stompin> you slept with my sister
18:45:00 <TheRon> must've been desperate
18:45:00 <couleurs> I Hate Manure.
18:46:00 <dematerialised> mee too
18:46:00 <TheRon> it's not such a bad word
18:46:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> what u doin tonite amelia
18:46:00 <TheRon> he wants to come round
18:46:00 <dematerialised> ^
18:47:00 <amelia> my friend coming over we gonna get some din then chill
18:47:00 <TheRon> friend or "friend"?
18:47:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> sounds good
18:47:00 <couleurs> hope it's a girl!!!!!!!!!
18:47:00 <TheRon> pj party, hello!
18:47:00 <amelia> omgoshhhhh its a boy omgoshhhhhhh
18:47:00 <amelia> eXCiTeMeNT
18:48:00 <dematerialised> amelia is now in a relationship
18:48:00 <robot> amelia's gettin wet 2nite
18:48:00 <amelia> no
18:48:00 <amelia> definitely not
18:48:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> :D
18:48:00 <TheRon> not until it's on facebook
18:48:00 <amelia> i don't have fb
18:48:00 <robot> yeah who uses fb anymore
18:48:00 <TheRon> she could be just fucking him till then
18:48:00 <stompin> oh man food coma
18:48:00 <dematerialised> how do you prove to people you have a boyfriend on instragram?
18:48:00 <dematerialised> like, where do you set the status
18:48:00 <dematerialised> to make it official
18:48:00 <amelia> ahahahahah
18:48:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> whats instagram
18:48:00 <amelia> i like instagram
18:49:00 <amelia> way better den fb
18:49:00 <Serenity> take away drugs for junkies
18:49:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> Serenity no!
18:49:00 <dematerialised> i operate a drive-through heroin/methamphetamine service
18:49:00 <Serenity> ye its like menulog but for drughs
18:49:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> give them more pure drugs then they wont be junkies
18:49:00 <dematerialised> or, just forcefully overdose them
18:49:00 <dematerialised> problem solved
18:50:00 <TheRon> this is weird, guns and roses doing that song off lethal weapon 2 when they're going ta it in the trailor
18:52:00 <dematerialised> they can ride that methamphetamine high right up until their death
18:52:00 <dematerialised> in approximately 13 minutes
18:54:00 <Serenity> oooh a drug delivery service called Hot Shotz
18:54:00 <couleurs> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiuZvXbXAAEVZTC.jpg:large
18:55:00 <TheRon> run by sex traffickers
18:56:00 <TheRon> muchrooms. the edible ones are brown underneath right?
18:57:00 <dematerialised> correct
18:57:00 <couleurs> Digeridont.
18:57:00 <stompin> how to eat mushrooms throw them in the bin
18:57:00 <TheRon> grown in the garden by accident
18:57:00 <couleurs> MuShRooMs on a PiZzA
18:58:00 <TheRon> and the mushrooms that send you to a special place?
19:00:00 <couleurs> Yes.
19:01:00 <Serenity> i want a burnt sausage
19:02:00 <couleurs> theirs 15 hotdogs in your fridge!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:02:00 <TheRon> i always though burnt sausage was code for shriveled penis
19:03:00 <Serenity> uh no
19:03:00 <dematerialised> http://www.strawpoll.me/10243554
19:03:00 <dematerialised> VoTe NoW
19:04:00 <TheRon> the shooting shooters party
19:04:00 <couleurs> PiZZa
19:04:00 <robot> peeee eyyyye zee-zee aaayyyyyy
19:18:00 <couleurs> Make Luv 2 Ya Pizza
19:22:00 <faux> we just ate chinese foods
19:22:00 <faux> and now cant move
19:22:00 <faux> SLoTH LiFe
19:22:00 <robot> i just ate chicken lakhsa n half a choc bavarian
19:23:00 <robot> dead.
19:24:00 <TheRon> faux you'll be hungry again in half an hour
19:25:00 <faux> doubtful
19:25:00 <faux> i am waiting for the day robot learns to spell laksa
19:26:00 <TheRon> it has an h
19:28:00 <TheRon> just out of curiosity, do you haytch or aytch?
19:29:00 <dematerialised> everyone knows it's hate-ch
19:30:00 <faux> yeah i pronounce the h
19:32:00 <couleurs> i just say chicken
19:32:00 <stompin> finger licking good
19:33:00 <robot> o, i thought it had a h in it
19:33:00 <robot> i saw it on a menu like that 1ce
19:34:00 <TheRon> you do know it's just aytch?
19:36:00 <faux> tomayto tomahto
19:39:00 <dematerialised> it's knock-off time!
19:40:00 <TheRon> visiting a hooker on the way home?
19:40:00 <dematerialised> i'm already home
19:40:00 <TheRon> god for you
19:41:00 <dematerialised> there is no god
19:41:00 <TheRon> i beg to differ
19:41:00 <TheRon> gary balett snr
19:41:00 <TheRon> ablett
19:41:00 <dematerialised> you can beg all you like, doesn't change the fact of the matter
19:42:00 <TheRon> and there's a son of god
19:43:00 <dematerialised> god is the manifestation of beliefs enforced to restrict freedom by people in positions of power and influence
19:43:00 <TheRon> or maybe he's just an awesome footballer
19:44:00 <faux> god i hate these lame fake 'pranks'
19:44:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1823209597898137&id=1441017186117382
19:45:00 <couleurs> is the prank him being fat and british
19:45:00 <couleurs> cos then that's a good 1
19:45:00 <TheRon> the winner takes it all
19:46:00 <faux> i think so
19:46:00 <faux> like the wig ends up down his forehead
19:46:00 <faux> seems legit.
20:06:00 <robot> lol his face
20:06:00 <robot> SUPAHGLU
20:07:00 <robot> you'd have to be a special kind of unit to do that
20:08:00 <couleurs> HEhEHeh
20:08:00 <robot> hay you broke my phone again
20:13:00 <robot> uh oh
20:13:00 <robot> me tummys not happy with me
20:16:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> Hello thestig
20:17:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> hey
20:17:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> wheres simba??
20:17:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i need to speak with him
20:17:00 <dematerialised> have you checked in #simba?
20:24:00 <couleurs> i got corn chips
20:30:00 <robot> ooooh
20:30:00 <robot> Maurice me tummy is upset
20:32:00 <couleurs> Poor BoBo
20:32:00 <robot> ye
20:48:00 <couleurs> Weetbix, How Many Do You Do?
20:51:00 <robot> bout 17
20:52:00 <couleurs> DuDe !
20:56:00 <Picard> evening
20:56:00 <morgoth> hey
20:58:00 <Picard> comment of the year has to go to my son
20:58:00 <Picard> his sister asked where she could do work experience, working with animals
20:59:00 <Picard> he suggested a butcher.
20:59:00 <faux> did he say at home
20:59:00 <faux> oh
21:01:00 <couleurs> did he ask if he is going to look like an ugly potato when he gets older
21:20:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/EYSr7Pm0SYI
21:22:00 <cita> faux: Interesting video
21:22:00 <dematerialised> why are you paying attention to faux do you want to sex her
21:25:00 <MrMark> are we all behaving?
21:27:00 <dematerialised> always
21:27:00 <faux> this ones even better
21:27:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/WuIw9PXRlFI
21:28:00 <TheRiddler> yes he does
21:29:00 <dematerialised> thought so Riddler
21:29:00 <dematerialised> i am an expert of the mind
21:33:00 <faux> this guys cute
21:33:00 <faux> shame hes a dorkus
21:33:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/_6wdDNnHRO4
21:34:00 <Picard> she needs a good fisting
21:34:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX6FsTIq6ls
21:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
21:39:00 <dematerialised> werd
21:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> to ya mother
21:41:00 <TheRiddler> wb kk
21:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> ta
21:44:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99-n42Xb6NQ
21:44:00 <TheRiddler> what happen to the script
21:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:52:00 <Picard> whore
21:52:00 <couleurs> Real Pencil Wins Cos No Battery and Only Costs 20 cents.
21:53:00 <dematerialised> ^
21:54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:56:00 <robot> butts
21:58:00 <robot> y dat guy usin such heavy B pencils
21:58:00 <robot> i still need to get some pencils
21:58:00 <robot> i dont think ipads have pressure values do they
22:00:00 <couleurs> they do now, da big uns
22:00:00 <dematerialised> the touchpad hardware has had it since the dawn of time
22:00:00 <dematerialised> apple only just started using the values recently
22:01:00 <robot> lol drawing breasts
22:01:00 <robot> rad
22:02:00 <couleurs> i'm a scientits
22:02:00 <robot> ye?
22:03:00 <robot> n here i was drawin tits as cubes
22:03:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/TVonouS.gif
22:05:00 <couleurs> ;)
22:05:00 <robot> me fave song when i was 5
22:05:00 <robot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoi5sVsJqCY
22:06:00 <dematerialised> i dont believe you are telling us the truth
22:06:00 <robot> am mate
22:06:00 <couleurs> lol
22:07:00 <robot> actually no you're right i tell a lie, it was this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qffb1vV2dgA
22:07:00 <robot> they were all rad
22:07:00 <robot> had the jive bunny tape on me walkman ay
22:08:00 <dematerialised> this is my fave song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzgg58P6cXc
22:08:00 <robot> jesus christ
22:13:00 <couleurs> Enjoyable.
22:15:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/someamazingfacts/photos/pcb.1110813188941916/1110812142275354/?type=3&theater the nick cage game of thrones face swap
22:16:00 <TheRiddler> *nic
22:18:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> hey guys
22:18:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> wheres simba??
22:18:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> why doesnt he come in here anymore?
22:18:00 <dematerialised> he reached his assburger upper threshold
22:21:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq9DLJfpHd0
22:27:00 <nubbymcnu> http://i.imgur.com/ltMAQG7.jpg
22:29:00 <couleurs> Cock Cave
22:30:00 <robot> thats colours in the photo
22:30:00 <couleurs> happiest day of me life
22:31:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/ninemsn/videos/1088207157884962/ for kk
22:36:00 <Serenity> This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me You're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist lesbian
22:36:00 <Clarkson> [22:15:44] this is a piece of shit
22:38:00 <couleurs> agreed.
22:38:00 <dematerialised> stolen
22:40:00 <faux> ehe clarky
22:40:00 <Clarkson> faux is sexy
22:40:00 <faux> hells ye
22:40:00 <Serenity> I have portello
22:40:00 <faux> tenks clarky
22:40:00 <Clarkson> Doodle pounds the bitches so hard he lights smokes off the head generated by his thrusting.
22:40:00 <faux> oh
22:40:00 <faux> nice 1
22:41:00 <couleurs> Shut the Hell Up, Clarkson McDorkson.
22:41:00 <Clarkson> smokes are hard as fuck to quit
22:44:00 <faux> woo go spidey
22:44:00 <robot> lol colours good 1
22:44:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1732567200293403&id=1478608159022643
22:44:00 <couleurs> Sorry, I Don't Click Facebook Links.
22:48:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/WoLAIMU.gifv
22:48:00 <couleurs> best thing 2 happen 2 imgur since rooster girl
22:49:00 <robot> lol
22:50:00 <dematerialised> i want to marry her
22:50:00 <couleurs> she's a hypnotising
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:52:00 <faux> id enjoy watching her crush all your dongs
22:52:00 <dematerialised> i'd let her
22:52:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/s6FQw7G.gifv
22:53:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/9RMOmHC.gifv
22:53:00 <couleurs> :)))))))))))
22:54:00 <dematerialised> i thought she wasnt going to properly fix her tie
22:54:00 <TheRiddler> bet she's a lesbian
22:54:00 <dematerialised> i was getting anxious
22:54:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:55:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/zqbMa4P.gif
22:56:00 <couleurs> got u theirs no more #owned #shutdown #wasted
22:59:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aVPpYzv_700b.jpg
23:00:00 <robot> no riddler
23:00:00 <robot> .
23:07:00 <couleurs> ok
23:07:00 <faux> Next
23:11:00 <dematerialised> i need a hug
23:11:00 <robot> ok goodnight folks
23:14:00 <faux> lol
23:16:00 <dematerialised> can I have another hug?
23:16:00 <dematerialised> robot is gone now
23:19:00 <faux> no im too comfy to move soz
23:19:00 <dematerialised> okay
23:19:00 <faux> here have a ghost 👻
23:24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:24:00 <TheRiddler> cool
23:25:00 <TheRiddler> that's 1 cute ghost
23:25:00 <couleurs> Radio Head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:29:00 <dematerialised> radiohead is pretty good
23:29:00 <dematerialised> particularly this album
23:30:00 <faux> are you on your phone TheRiddler
23:31:00 <Serenity> holy shit i need this in me life
23:31:00 <Serenity> http://moviepilot.com/posts/3917798?utm_source=fb-stream-post&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=the-power-of-christ-compels-you-to-watch-this-creepy-new-trailer-for-the-exorcist
23:32:00 <couleurs> new album betta
23:32:00 <dematerialised> didnt know there was one
23:32:00 <dematerialised> my favourite song of theirs ever
23:33:00 <TheRiddler> what about the rocky horror remake?
23:33:00 <TheRiddler> no I'm not faux
23:33:00 <TheRiddler> why?
23:34:00 <faux> oh just wondering how u saw the ghost
23:34:00 <faux> loll cos its an emoji
23:34:00 <faux> iNTeReSTiNG
23:34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:34:00 <TheRiddler> I think mirc made some
23:34:00 <TheRiddler> I mean implimented some
23:34:00 <dematerialised> yeah mirc does emojis
23:34:00 <TheRiddler> 👻
23:34:00 <dematerialised> we just cant send them
23:35:00 <dematerialised> unless we copy and paste
23:35:00 <faux> ohhh
23:35:00 <TheRiddler> they're done in text
23:35:00 <faux> i havent used mirc on me lappy in 865578 years
23:35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:35:00 <faux> 😈
23:49:00 <TheRiddler> demon
23:50:00 <TheRiddler> or evil face
23:54:00 <TheRiddler> matt demon
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