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00:00 <Trevor> you missed the joke re: tas incest regulation
00:00 <Trevor> nvm
00:00 <faux> dont diss Tassie ill smash your hed in
00:00 <johninja> oh nah i got it, i just didn't find it very funny
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> me step sister is in Tassie atm…. from the looks of her posts there are 900 cheese …. places 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> posts on FB
02:00 <johninja> oh yeah
02:00 <Trevor> tasmanians love their cheese and cousins
02:00 <johninja> tassie has heaps of little hobby farms like that
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’d know…
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> cheesey dick and cousin’s galore aye trev 
03:00 <Clarkson> yeah im a slut and you still can't get into me.....
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> baahahaha
03:00 <johninja> lol Clarkson
03:00 <Clarkson> fuck that reminds me...... i need new rubber on my wheels lol
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <TheRiddler> what about your penis clarky
06:00 <Clarkson> I am told you're a faggot from the old #facebook days moke. 
06:00 <TheRiddler> who is moke
06:00 <TheRiddler> clarkyt
06:00 <Clarkson> thank you to the turd who pasted that shit
07:00 <TheRiddler> I agree clarky
07:00 <Clarkson> or do you know you're just sitting there spouting absolute shit
07:00 <TheRiddler> yes I'm aware clarky
07:00 <Clarkson> fucking kill yourself cunt
07:00 <TheRiddler> :(
07:00 <johninja> told
09:00 <TheRiddler> that tasmanian place has no sandy beach
10:00 <TheRiddler> looks like rock or dirt
10:00 <TheRiddler> or something
10:00 <TheRiddler> +all
10:00 <TheRiddler> be good for fishing atleast
10:00 <Trevor> seriously you call me a retard
10:00 <Clarkson> filter fuck me TwEEk
10:00 <Trevor> why does beach sand matter when the water is so fucking cold
10:00 <johninja> i like the loft
11:00 <Trevor> actually the whole place is cold
11:00 <johninja> yeah
11:00 <johninja> except for a couple of months of the year its fucked
12:00 <johninja> have you been too a rocky beach TheRiddler?
12:00 <johninja> there are a lot like that down in vic
12:00 <TheRiddler> nope
12:00 <Trevor> its basically the beaches in the uk
12:00 <TheRiddler> all beaches here are sand
13:00 <TheRiddler> in WA
13:00 <Trevor> yea well WA isnt the centre of the universe
13:00 <johninja> some of the ones on bass straight you have to climb a ladder to get to the beach
13:00 <johninja> because the ocean smashes them so hard
13:00 <Trevor> beaches getting smashed
14:00 <johninja> lol
14:00 <johninja> beached as bro
14:00 <TheRiddler> except the salmon holes which is just rock
14:00 <Trevor> sometimes when i drive im like dis
14:00 <TheRiddler> and used for fishing only at your own risk
14:00 <johninja> haha
15:00 <TheRiddler> someone died there 2 weeks ago
15:00 <johninja> is it like rock fishing?
15:00 <TheRiddler> fishing on a strong windy day
15:00 <johninja> yeah fuck that
15:00 <TheRiddler> water sweeps ppl away
16:00 <johninja> get a big breaker and they get smashed
16:00 <Trevor> who wouldve thought that rock fishing is a dangerous sport
16:00 <johninja> did you see that gif of a dude using a drone to spot fish and fly his line out?
16:00 <robot> goin 2 bed in 5 ay
17:00 <johninja> thats probably the best way to g
17:00 <TheRiddler> nope
17:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
18:00 <Trevor> yea nope
18:00 <Trevor> yea
19:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sdUZqOoAq4 
19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Drone Fishing For Tuna Views: 1,289,700 Uploader: Jaiden Maclean Uploaded: Apr 28, 2016 Duration: 3m28s Rating: 4.61
19:00 <Trevor> aphixiating through hypothermic shock while drowning, doesnt seem the best way
19:00 <johninja> i couldn't find the gif
19:00 <johninja> pretty sure thats it though
25:00 <Trevor> wait in the matrix reloaded is keanu actually wearing a dress
25:00 <Trevor> ive never seen it
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, its a fucking kilt :| 
26:00 <Trevor> you mean they show his cock?
26:00 <Trevor> yuck
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’d love it.
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> I made this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bjeqh7PdhDI
30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Matrix - You can see Keanu Reeves' Dick in this movie (100% REAL) No Bullshit Views: 20,188 Uploader: bluegel100 Uploaded: Apr 28, 2012 Duration: 3m29s Rating: 1.91
31:00 <johninja> you have a slightly masculine voice
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i am a man
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck keanu is 51
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’d still fuck him.
34:00 <johninja> I think this is literally the worst video on the entire internet
34:00 <johninja> that person is right
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
34:00 <Devil_Girl> Why did nobody tell me Fight Club is on
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive seen it 800 times and read the book
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> so… kinda over it
35:00 <Trevor> thats the first movie, not the second, you pommy transgender fuckwit
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, suck my dick.
35:00 <Devil_Girl> LICK MY VAGINA
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah… lick me cunt!
36:00 <Trevor> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13226958_10202075606287530_616351910406341807_n.jpg?oh=e7877419b50639c55b6bedce53f9a722&oe=57D3C886
36:00 <Trevor> ?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> family pic wif ya sister trev?
37:00 <Trevor> not sure if hes giving head or drinking her piss
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> both!
37:00 <Trevor> probs whatevs
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah i’m totes up for pointing a gun to your head and making you drink me piss.  I’m free after the 27.05!
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> Pencil that shit in!
41:00 <TheRiddler> I think I've read the fight club book too but dont remember
41:00 <TheRiddler> or it could of been the script
41:00 <TheRiddler> or a exerpt from either
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> chuck palahniuk 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> he wrote a buch of awesome books. Ive got most of em
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> he has a… very twisted dark sarcstic undertone which i love
44:00 <johninja> that has to be a  pseudonym
44:00 <TheRiddler> I'm off to bed
44:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
44:00 <johninja> nn
45:00 <johninja> hmm ok its ukrainian 
48:00 <robot> night
49:00 <Trevor> https://youtu.be/JCM3d4nkUmk?t=3m52s
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Devrimci Operasyon - Ã‡ukurca SÄ±nÄ±r HattÄ± - 13 MayÄ±s 2016 Views: 386,527 Uploader: Gerilla TV Uploaded: May 14, 2016 Duration: 5m4s Rating: 2.58
50:00 <Trevor> i like how they added suspenseful music... its a nice touch
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> I like how no one gave an actual fuck. Next.
03:00 <dematerialised> i just helped my brethren in blue catch a drug affected driver
03:00 <dematerialised> i am a great citizen
03:00 <johninja> is this the helipcopter getting shot down?
04:00 <johninja> yeah thats mad
04:00 <johninja> no ejector seats in those
05:00 <Serenity> wot dematerialised
05:00 <dematerialised> i just came back from a drive up around bullsbrook, black hatchback swerving all over great norther hwy with lights off and speeding
06:00 <dematerialised> following him up past brand highway turnoff while on phone to cops
06:00 <dematerialised> cops caught up and pulled him over
06:00 <dematerialised> #winning
06:00 <Devil_Girl> Bloody narcs
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <johninja> lol
08:00 <johninja> detective dematerialised on the case boys
08:00 <johninja> wrap it up
08:00 <dematerialised> book em danno
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> chief wiggum!!
09:00 <dematerialised> but anyway, thats my exciting story for tihs evening
09:00 <Trevor> ur lying
10:00 <dematerialised> i'd take a screenshot of the call on my phone but i dont really feel the need to prove myself to you of all people
10:00 <johninja> i don't doubt it
11:00 <dematerialised> plus im too busy eating mcdonalds now
12:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD-yG2XnxpU ?
12:00 <Tim-Sim> Paying Al Gore to live in his massively oversized mansion and fly around in his expensive jet that drinks a shit load of fuel isn't going to help, is it?
12:00 <Trevor> ok take a screenshot
12:00 <dematerialised> no
12:00 <Trevor> ok i believe u
12:00 <Trevor> <3
13:00 <Trevor> Well Al Gore did kill man-bear-pig
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> too bad he didn’t kill you
13:00 <Kynetic> you know
13:00 <Kynetic> theres a star thats been watched
13:00 <Kynetic> over a number of years
14:00 <Trevor> wow only one?
14:00 <Kynetic> that has been gradualy losing its intenisty
14:00 <Kynetic> despite all theories against it 
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes trevor only one. If you were to know more it would blow your mind.
15:00 <Kynetic> and all theories that its natural
15:00 <Trevor> I'm quite passionate about astronomy. Do go on, Kynetic 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
15:00 <Trevor> When you say intensity... do you mean its magnitute or its red shift?
16:00 <Kynetic> and that its possible its the result of a civilisation
16:00 <Kynetic> who is harnessing the entire energy of its local star
16:00 <Tim-Sim> So if it was changing and it is a natural event, what are we expected to do about it?
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> aliens!
16:00 <Kynetic> oh no
16:00 <Kynetic> its just an observation
16:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foE1mO2yM04
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mike Posner - I Took A Pill In Ibiza (Seeb Remix) (Explicit) Views: 205,552,271 Uploader: MikePosnerVEVO Uploaded: Feb 27, 2016 Duration: 3m57s Rating: 4.81
16:00 <Serenity> good deed dematerialised
17:00 <Tim-Sim> Look at this graph. We should be heading towards an ice age. Global warming is preventing us from going into an ice age https://scottdhoover.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/co2.gif
17:00 <Kynetic> we're still in an ice age
17:00 <Trevor> no, that is an observation and a hypothesis
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, it’s a bit nippy
17:00 <Trevor> You'll get there one day, with this whole complicated understanding of the scientific model.
17:00 <Trevor> err method
17:00 <dematerialised> i am a good person
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed! 
17:00 <dematerialised> mostly good
17:00 <dematerialised> chaotic good
17:00 <Serenity> ok lets not go overboard
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> spasmodically good
17:00 <dematerialised> paladins are afraid of me
17:00 <Trevor> i think good is an overstatement
17:00 <Trevor> i would rate dematerialised as average
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one asked you. Pipe down
17:00 <dematerialised> better than being garbage like you Trevor
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> errr go (like now, please)
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
18:00 <Trevor> thats harsh bro
18:00 <Trevor> if i had feelings i might be upset
18:00 <Trevor> u should watch ur fucking language and i now rate you below average
18:00 <dematerialised> lol
19:00 <Tim-Sim> Trevor, I agree that it has been over politicised without giving all the facts
19:00 <Tim-Sim> the facts need to be laid out on the table where everybody can see them
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> again, no one asked you.
19:00 <johninja> all tip and no iceburg
19:00 <dematerialised> all tip and no hamburger
19:00 <johninja> paul keating sure had a way with words
19:00 <dematerialised> yeah keating is me fave
19:00 <Trevor> i just put you on santas naughty list
19:00 <Devil_Girl> All tip and no shaft?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot!
19:00 <dematerialised> i am pretty sure i've seen all of his videos on youtube johninja
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> bob…. come on
19:00 <dematerialised> oh him demolishing in parliament
20:00 <Trevor> Tim-Sim, well its not quite that. There are some very good observations out there, except they're basically always sensationalised into something they're not.
20:00 <dematerialised> of*
20:00 <johninja> haha i'm on this paul keating insult apreciation society on facebook
20:00 <johninja> its a bit shit but thats more the people than him
20:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1Ivp-A413A
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Best of Paul Keating Views: 114,896 Uploader: Haunting You Uploaded: Nov 14, 2014 Duration: 9m11s Rating: 4.91
21:00 <Trevor> Nobody is listening to the guys in the corner, who are pointing out logical hurdles that need to be met, to make the claims validated. People are just throwing ideas out there, and they're instantly assumed to be valid.
21:00 <Trevor> I lost interest in climate science when that became the norm, about 10 years ago
21:00 <johninja> lol
22:00 <Tim-Sim> yes, there is a study some guy on youtube did over six, he took time lapse photos of ice shelfs melting, huge masses of ice that are 10 of thousands of years old dissapearing
22:00 <Tim-Sim> it is a good video
22:00 <Trevor> Today they should stop using the word science. They should just call it "climate club"
22:00 <Tim-Sim> he is a scientist, it's a proper documentary
22:00 <Trevor> Ice melts aren't necessarily related to temperature btw
22:00 <Trevor> r u guiz all lefties or something
23:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
23:00 <Trevor> Sea salanity, atmospheric water vapor, wind sheer... all are more important attributes
23:00 <Tim-Sim> they had a reason for it, there was this dark stuff and it absorbs more light therefore heating the surface of the ice up
23:00 <johninja> geeze a young peter costello
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes. 
24:00 <Tim-Sim> i can't remember what it was
24:00 <TheRiddler> oh cool asmalltitsia is here :p
24:00 <Trevor> Except nobody has been recording data on those for 100 or more years, as people are quick to point out about temperature
24:00 <Trevor> Its more like 15 years.
24:00 <Trevor> Oh yes, UV is also very important
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow - this is how everyone must feel when i harp on about dick pics. Point taken.
25:00 <Tim-Sim> So who gets the revenue of the new global tax to combat climate change?
26:00 <Trevor> Also for the polar regions, which is basically all ice shelfs, the hole in the ozone is a critical atribute. As well as ionised radiation from space.
26:00 <Trevor> All data points that have only been collected in very recent timescales
26:00 <Tim-Sim> Who has the right to stop India and China from having what we have. Sorry, no cars for you. No steel for your buildings and infrastructure... 
27:00 <Trevor> Tim-Sim, probably the USA, or somebody the USA like.
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> Spewing more co2 in ze air is always a good thing, right?
27:00 <Tim-Sim> Well China is shaping up to be the next super power
28:00 <Tim-Sim> if you are trying to grow plants co2 is good, they love it
28:00 <Trevor> Tim-Sim, the whole climate international politics is quite scary. It seems very comparative to the invasion of Iraq. Basically denying people we don't like of things we don't think they should have for reasons that aren't valid.
28:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai riddler
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
28:00 <TheRiddler> I'm ignoring their convo
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <Tim-Sim> Trevor: Totally agree with that. It is fascism
29:00 <TheRiddler> nm just got home from friends
29:00 <TheRiddler> after gaming
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
29:00 <TheRiddler> you?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need to sleep...
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> attempting to write an essay
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i did a paragraph… bonus
29:00 <TheRiddler> that wont work tired
29:00 <Tim-Sim> well not really fascism but it's #!@$% scary
30:00 <Trevor> Tim-Sim, I have an article you'd probably really enjoy. Let me find it
30:00 <TheRiddler> how does 1 do homework tired anyhow
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> they don’t.
30:00 <Trevor> http://spectrum.ieee.org/energy/renewables/what-it-would-really-take-to-reverse-climate-change
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> They do it at work, tomoz and get paid time and a half
31:00 <Tim-Sim> TheRiddler: I heard you youngens are gettin pepped on ADHD drugs to stay awake and study
31:00 <TheRiddler> yes
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s relevant to me job so i figure it’s legit lol
31:00 <TheRiddler> true
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> from whom tim? Your local ice dealer?
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol ahh
31:00 <Trevor> Tim-Sim, basically some very intelligent people saying that the answer isn't a tax, but is innovation in the private energy industries
32:00 <Trevor> Thats quite true of clean energy. That will be the drive.
38:00 <Tim-Sim> That's an interesting article. 
38:00 <Trevor> hmmm
39:00 <Tim-Sim> Pretty much sums up my thoughts on how futile it would be to pay an international body money to manage it. Pointless.
39:00 <Tim-Sim> Google has a lot of resources 
39:00 <Trevor> i so wanna move away from my wife
39:00 <Trevor> if she doesnt know my address she cant file for divorce
39:00 <dematerialised> you should move over the edge of a tall cliff
40:00 <Tim-Sim> TheRiddler: are you studying climate science?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.facebook.com/ReganTheVegan/photos/a.1625701480981541.1073741828.1596024740615882/1731515393733482/?type=3&theater  <—in other exciting news. totally convinced with veganism !
40:00 <Trevor> Most lefties think that article is total bullshit, haha
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> as if you have a wife
40:00 <Trevor> maybe i could move somewhere i dont know anyone and tell people im 10 years younger than i really am
40:00 <Trevor> and i could maybe end up with a girl 20 years younger than me (ie. every mans dream)
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you can file for divorce if yo spouse likes it or not.
40:00 <Trevor> except she'd be 14
40:00 <Trevor> woops
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok pedo.
41:00 <dematerialised> i wait till they are at least 15 and a half before i try cradle snatching
41:00 <Devil_Girl> Thats disturbing
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
42:00 <Trevor> similar to what i said to picard about not caring what a fat bald guy thinks on a plane
42:00 <Trevor> nobody cares what a fat married woman thinks, either
42:00 <dematerialised> they're easy to impress, just have a car and buy them alcohol or drugs
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow.
42:00 <Devil_Girl> Trevor, are you talking about your wife, me or katatonic_kate01?
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking raise your standards!
43:00 <Devil_Girl> Can you please be specific
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> His wife, obv,
43:00 <Trevor> all three
43:00 <Devil_Girl> Excellent, thank you
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
43:00 <johninja> haha
43:00 <johninja> the trifecta
43:00 <dematerialised> promising them they can run away from their troubled home and get away from their parents also helps
43:00 <dematerialised> basically prey on their weaknesses
44:00 <Trevor> speaking of lefties... lololol I left a troll comment on a news article, that criticised lefties and advocated for the freedoms they claimed to be... got many bites, but I just noticed how many news corp & fairfax staff are liking my comment...
44:00 <Devil_Girl> I wish I'd put money on it
44:00 <johninja> you can be the father figure they always wanted
44:00 <Devil_Girl> But I don't know how to fill out the betting slips
44:00 <Trevor> when is the appropriate time to introduce her to bdsm?
44:00 <dematerialised> yeah pretty much johninja
44:00 <Trevor> when you meet her in the park for the first time, or after?
45:00 <Tim-Sim> katatonic_kate01: he is doing 4-6 sessions of 45-1hr per week
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> and?
45:00 <Tim-Sim> katatonic_kate01: he is doing 4-6 sessions of 45-1hr in the gym per week
45:00 <Devil_Girl> Don't you start online first?
45:00 <dematerialised> ^
45:00 <Trevor> wth
45:00 <dematerialised> Tinder: Tiffany, 18
45:00 <dematerialised> Bio: I am turning 14 this month. But I act older than I am.
46:00 <Tim-Sim> katatonic_kate01: so how does that photo convince you of veganism?
47:00 <Tim-Sim> although I have been eating mostly fruit recently, until tonight when i splurged on McChuckers
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was being sarcastic 
47:00 <Trevor> dtf?
48:00 <Tim-Sim> sorry
49:00 <Trevor> dunno why, but i have a better chance of meeting girls irl than i do on tinder
49:00 <Trevor> its like all the tinder girls are just camwhoring stuck up bitches
49:00 <Trevor> amazing right?
50:00 <dematerialised> it's almost as if social platforms are there to make your tits and personality look amazing
50:00 <Trevor> although tinder is good for real estate research
51:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <Trevor> so been thinking about this place to move, checked out the rentals first, they look kool... checked out the local activities, they look kool... checked out tinder, lotsa hot bitches
51:00 <Trevor> might go aye
54:00 <Trevor> brb helping my uncle jack off a horse
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> please do. Whatever happened to moving to Tassie?
58:00 <Trevor> ah cbf
58:00 <Trevor> the drive is too far
58:00 <Trevor> i kinda want something less than a day
59:00 <Trevor> also it ends up my cousin moved to tassie
04:00 <Trevor> http://i.imgur.com/uggjjIk.jpg
07:00 <TheRiddler> faux
07:00 <TheRiddler> you here?
08:00 <faux> no
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <TheRiddler> did you see the diamond vid yet?
10:00 <Doodle> tessa the undresser
10:00 <TheRiddler> hook in :p
11:00 <Doodle> i cant i'm old
11:00 <tessa> Hi Doodle!  That's me 😀
11:00 <Doodle> ye
11:00 <Doodle> hai
11:00 <tessa> Who's undressed right now?
11:00 <tessa> Hint: me for one
11:00 <Doodle> not me
12:00 <tessa> Oh?
12:00 <Doodle> its too cold for that sort of thing
12:00 <tessa> I like being naked
12:00 <faux> not yet ash
12:00 <Doodle> i dont, i might catch a glimpse of meself
13:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD-Yf-tbXOs for amsy
13:00 <TheRiddler> oh
13:00 <faux> im tryina sleep but i suck at it
13:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
13:00 <faux> nini
13:00 <TheRiddler> night
13:00 <Doodle> nini faux
13:00 <faux> :*
13:00 <Doodle> ^_^
14:00 <tessa> I had a naked upbringing so I've carried it on...
14:00 <Doodle> i had a fat upbringing
14:00 <tessa> no big deal really
14:00 <tessa> Fat?
14:00 <Doodle> ye i was the fat kid
15:00 <Trevor> wait you were naked in the company of your naked parents? as a teenager?
16:00 <tessa> yep - all through my early years too
16:00 <Trevor> And that wasn't weird? At all?
16:00 <tessa> no, thought nothing of it
17:00 <tessa> still don't
17:00 <Trevor> What are you? African?
17:00 <tessa> Aussie.
17:00 <faux> do your dads balls hang low
17:00 <Doodle> can u swing em to and fro
17:00 <Serenity> woww thats so strange
17:00 <Doodle> can u tie in a knot can u tie em in a bow
17:00 <Doodle> +em
17:00 <tessa> dads balls look normal
18:00 <Doodle> i want that on me next bday cake
18:00 <Doodle> 'dads balls look normal'
18:00 <Trevor> Whos balls are better? Your dads or your boyfriends?
18:00 <TheRiddler> were your parents swingers or nudists?
18:00 <tessa> bf's balls are best!
19:00 <faux> swinging nudists
19:00 <Trevor> That just seems weird that you can make a comparison
19:00 <Doodle> you'd get rope burn faux
19:00 <tessa> my parents are swingers first and foremost but like nude too
19:00 <Trevor> But whatevs. I guess if its not sexual who really cares
20:00 <Trevor> Reckon your dad ever perved on yer tits?
20:00 <Trevor> Reckon he might've dreamed about them while fucking your mum?
20:00 <tessa> well my boobs are pretty small...
20:00 <Trevor> Still at one age they would've been perky
20:00 <Trevor> Perky boobs are kool
20:00 <Clarkson> then it makes you feel gay so you end up leaving
21:00 <Doodle> loool
21:00 <Doodle> o clarky
21:00 <Clarkson> them when they hide and go fuck themselves.
21:00 <Doodle> indeed
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <Trevor> /ctcp #melbourne SOUND wow.wav
22:00 <Trevor> 16»25» #melbourne :Can't send CTCP to channel (+C set
23:00 <Trevor> :(
23:00 <tessa> I must admit though that dad was the first to notice when I got pregnant for the first time
23:00 <Trevor> He noticed before you?
24:00 <Trevor> How many kids you got?
24:00 <Tim-Sim> this is getting weird 
24:00 <Trevor> My curiousity is making me feel like Louis Theroux
24:00 <Doodle> lol getting
24:00 <tessa> I knew first, of course.  No kids.
25:00 <Tim-Sim> lol it's a Louis Theroux moment
25:00 <Trevor> Oh, you aborted? May I ask, why?
25:00 <tessa> Too young to be a mum.
25:00 <Trevor> How old were you?
25:00 <tessa> 14
26:00 <Doodle> well this got unsexy real quick
26:00 <Doodle> ninis o/
26:00 <Trevor> Yeah you're right, thats probably too young
26:00 <tessa> You bet
26:00 <Trevor> How old are you now?
26:00 <tessa> 26
26:00 <Trevor> Have you moved out of home?
26:00 <Serenity> th fuck is happening
26:00 <Clarkson> lots of sluts
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> re: pic - A boy. not food.
27:00 <tessa> Yes
27:00 <Trevor> Do you live with anyone? Your boyfriend?
27:00 <tessa> Student house, 3f 2m
28:00 <Tim-Sim> too many people, i'd kill someone
28:00 <Trevor> Oh ok. How does the nudist lifestyle work in a student house? Are your flatmates also nudists? Are you a nudist in their company?
28:00 <Maurice> Clarkson nailed it
28:00 <tessa> Actually it's good.  We all work pretty hard.
28:00 <Clarkson> daniel - i`m having a wank
29:00 <tessa> Trev, some more than others.
29:00 <Trevor> What do you mean?
30:00 <tessa> Well I'm usually nude at home, the others vary
30:00 <Serenity> i wish i was nude
30:00 <Trevor> Do you think they might be uncomfortable with nudism? Or why does it vary?
31:00 <TheRiddler> I jell
31:00 <Tim-Sim> I nude up in summer. I live by myself though
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <Trevor> Tim-Sim, thank god.
31:00 <tessa> They are all comfortable about it. No probs.
32:00 <Trevor> Oh ok, so you're saying you live in a nudist student house?
33:00 <Trevor> Are there any sexual relationships going on in the house, between the housemates?
33:00 <tessa> If there's a visitor that might be uncomfortable we respect that
33:00 <tessa> Trev, yes
33:00 <tessa> But no love life.
34:00 <Trevor> Oh ok
34:00 <Trevor> Is it more like a swingers lifestyle, with multiple partners?
35:00 <tessa> We girls enjoy screwing both the guys
35:00 <Trevor> What? Like an orgy?
35:00 <tessa> usually 1-1 but not always
36:00 <Trevor> Do you think that lifestyle is allowing you to facilitate a romantic relationship?
37:00 <Trevor> Like, do you think living that lifestyle you will have the opportunity to meet someone?
37:00 <tessa> well, I'm not really interested in just 1 guy
37:00 <Trevor> Oh? How many guys are you interested in?
38:00 <tessa> well I like plenty of intercourse but I'm also aspiring to be a career gal
38:00 <Trevor> What kind of career are you persuing?
39:00 <tessa> So no 'interest' in long term relationships
39:00 <tessa> Law + Engineering
40:00 <Trevor> What makes you want to engage in intercourse with a new partner? What is it that attracts you to somebody?
40:00 <Serenity> holy fuck Trevor is in full aspie mode right now
41:00 <tessa> The prospect of an exciting screw!
41:00 <tessa> I love variety
41:00 <Trevor> So you're saying, it could be anyone? Like the fat man who drives the bus?
42:00 <TheRiddler> aslong as it's in the bus
42:00 <TheRiddler> :p
42:00 <tessa> looks are not a big deal.  Performance matters!
42:00 <Trevor> I suppose so. But if a fat man who drives a bus can offer good performance... what makes you formulate that kind of judgement?
43:00 <tessa> I guess I prefer guys who are pretty fit.  I'm into plenty of exercise myself.
44:00 <Trevor> Are you a frequent gym member? Or someone who does lots of sports?
44:00 <tessa> basketball and surfing plus plenty of running
45:00 <tessa> never worked out in a gym - prefer outdoors
45:00 <Trevor> I can relate to that
46:00 <tessa> I live near the beach so love to simply don a pair of shorts and run there for about 10km most mornings.
48:00 <Trevor> I've never liked running that much. Never felt like I'm getting anywhere
48:00 <Trevor> Don't you ever feel as if you're just running around in circles?
48:00 <tessa> I love beating my on
48:00 <tessa> ...beating my pb
48:00 <Trevor> Ah ok. That makes sense
49:00 <tessa> circles?
49:00 <tessa> well I charge down the beach for 5ks then come back again. Invigorating.
50:00 <tessa> ....often with a housemate or two
51:00 <Trevor> I do a fair bit of climbing. For me its always about new ways to combat the same problem, or a more difficult grade, or a different wall, or exploring new climbs
51:00 <tessa> so with a housemate or two it's pretty competitive
53:00 <Trevor> Thats pretty fair. People tend to get very competitive when grouped together
53:00 <Trevor> It can be a good drive
53:00 <tessa> Sometimes I do it nude for a bit of fun
54:00 <Trevor> Probably makes the boys want to keep up even more, aye
54:00 <tessa> nearly came unstuck once - this weirdo guy tried to acost me
55:00 <tessa> I gave him a sharp kick in the balls then scooted off
55:00 <Trevor> I imagine that'd likely be an issue for a naked young girl on a beach
58:00 <Trevor> Ok it was nice talking but I must go play minesweeper now
58:00 <tessa> another time a lone surfer noticed me and when I made my return run he emerged from the sea for a chat.  I dared him to have a screw then and there
59:00 <tessa> Ok, cya trev
44:00 <Trevor> kool i passed like 5 daily challenges
44:00 <Trevor> tessa, youre probably right about long term relationships. They're fucked. I'm in one. May as well not be, with the things we both do.
56:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFmr_TZLpS0
58:00 <TheDarkTruth> what I find most surprising about that, is the 8,269,668 views that it has received!
24:00 <stompin> ya mummas burning
32:00 <MrMark> its sunday!!!!!party time!!!!!
34:00 <robot> ye
41:00 <robot> ye
42:00 <robot> call to qld transport - "we wish to advise the current wait time is less than 5 minutes".  3 minutes later.. "we wish to advise the current wait time is between 5 and 10 minutes"
42:00 <robot> .......
42:00 <robot> i called the automated voice robot a retard
42:00 <Clarkson> to many man cocks up ya bum
43:00 <robot> 'fuckin retard'
43:00 <robot> to be more precise
44:00 <stompin> better go sign up for ur diabete medicne faux
46:00 <zaim> http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-36295168
51:00 <faux> what you on about stompin
53:00 <stompin> apprently some diabete epademic is gong to happen in sydney.
54:00 <faux> lol i was reading that
55:00 <stompin> kid i went to school with has it now 
55:00 <stompin> fucjk that
55:00 <faux> robot has man cocks up his bum 
55:00 <faux> right clarkson
55:00 <Clarkson> seel your shit to someone else MonteNegro 
55:00 <faux> o
58:00 <robot> ye
58:00 <robot> faux has woman vaginas in her face
03:00 <robot> faux what do i need 2 eat 4 lunch?
10:00 <robot> do i need a pizza
10:00 <robot> i might need a pizza.
13:00 <Serenity> you need to eat a meatball sub
14:00 <Tim-Sim> type 2 diabetes is caused by diet, isn't it? Like too much soft drink, sugar and junk food?
18:00 <Doodle> U NEED TO EAT A DICK SARAH
19:00 <Serenity> u first
19:00 <Doodle> :o
20:00 <TheDarkTruth> no, I think obesity and lack of exercise is the major cause of type 2
20:00 <Doodle> i'm shocked
20:00 <Doodle> and appalled
21:00 <Serenity> lel
23:00 <Tim-Sim> i think diet has something to do with it as well
23:00 <TheDarkTruth> I'm pretty sure you can't become obese without something wrong in the diet department.. 
24:00 <TheDarkTruth> so, yeah.. you're probably right.. 
25:00 <TheDarkTruth> actually - this really says it is primarily obesity and exercise, says nothing specific about diet: http://www.webmd.com/diabetes/type-2-diabetes-guide/diabetes-causes
25:00 <Serenity> i should be vacuuming
27:00 <Tim-Sim> if you have sugar, it raises insulin, when insulin is high, you can't burn fat
27:00 <Doodle> i should be dismantling my computer and desk so i can vacuum behind them
27:00 <Serenity> sounds efforty
28:00 <Tim-Sim> i think sugary crap is the cause of obesity and of course, sedentary life style
28:00 <stompin> i dunno man
28:00 <stompin> i think everything in moderation is okay
28:00 <TheDarkTruth> insulin sensitivity can also be a cause of diabetes, not necessarily a symptom... I'm pretty sure
30:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah, some people are more susceptible to it than others. Africans have a very high susceptibility to it
31:00 <stompin> i should gfet up and cook me sum bacon and eggs
31:00 <Doodle> yeah
31:00 <Doodle> i also have to cut the rope holding the back fence up tonight
32:00 <Doodle> to make sure it looks extra shit when the agents come round
33:00 <Serenity> haha
33:00 <Doodle> i hope it rips a few palings off too so the barking dog next door escapes
33:00 <Doodle> and gets abducted by aliens
42:00 <Serenity> i hope homer gets abducted by aliens
59:00 <robot> Serenity i got a schnitzel sub
59:00 <robot> what agents
00:00 <stebie> MIB?
00:00 <stebie> ¬_¬
00:00 <Serenity> yum
01:00 <robot> matrix.
01:00 <stebie> mr anderson
01:00 <stebie> mr robot
01:00 <robot> ye
04:00 <Serenity> could seriously eat about 5kg of schnitty
05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> does that come with pain killers to eat as well
06:00 <robot> lol
06:00 <Serenity> pain killers/
06:00 <Serenity> what 4
09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got a deep cut in my finger
10:00 <Serenity> oooh ouch
10:00 <Serenity> i prob have some codeine laying around somewhere you can have
11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im on panadine forte but waiting for next set to kick in
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but its a cut i cant have sticthes for
12:00 <Serenity> did they glue it at least
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope they cant do that either
15:00 <Serenity> damn son you did a good job of it
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah more like the thing done a good job on me
52:00 <robot> whos doin poos
54:00 <robot> i bet faux is
54:00 <robot> regular ol' poo factory
06:00 <royalgowch> frayedknot sorry buddy amelia isnt on yet pedo
07:00 <couleurs> Hi RooM
23:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
24:00 <couleurs> Hi Tiggier What's Up DuDe
24:00 <TheRiddler> nm
24:00 <TheRiddler> just woke not long ago
24:00 <couleurs> Alan Woke
25:00 <royalgowch> lol
25:00 <royalgowch> that's about right for an irc loser
25:00 <royalgowch> 2pm wake up after a big night of ircing and medication/drugs
26:00 <royalgowch> or a big night of pedoing if you are TheRiddler Trevor couleurs frayedknot
26:00 <royalgowch> etc
26:00 <TheRiddler> .
26:00 <couleurs> :p
29:00 <royalgowch> ^ and pedo seems to have bailed
30:00 <couleurs> ^ and pedo seems to have typed
30:00 <couleurs> #owned!!!!!!!!!!!!
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <couleurs> where is every1, big night of ircing and medication/drugs?
33:00 <couleurs> or a big night of pedoing if you are royalgowch 
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <couleurs> :)
34:00 <TheRiddler> no idea
34:00 <TheRiddler> you there faux
34:00 <TheRiddler> ?
35:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s851x315/13241333_1174581502573902_4948896511040349725_n.jpg?oh=a47c01c4896272fd499dbfffd27137ce&oe=579A4AC8
37:00 <couleurs> Ew.
39:00 <faux> why do people think its ok to put pineapple on pizza 
40:00 <couleurs> am agreed.
42:00 <TheRiddler> go blues
42:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
43:00 <TheRiddler> what you doin?
46:00 <couleurs> nm just picken me nose
46:00 <couleurs> go da dees
49:00 <couleurs> who's ready 4 coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
52:00 <TheRiddler> I had tea
54:00 <faux> 14:44] <royalgowch> pineapple is fine on a pizza u fat leb pig, also good to see doodle pedoing,, nice there, and we got some royal johninja pedoing happening, kids pics tonight
54:00 <faux> [14:44] <royalgowch> i have the pics of her kids and also maurices, and i have the one of pedolurker on the 4 wheel motobike
54:00 <faux> lmao
55:00 <faux> i love how everyones a pedo but hes saying he has peoples kids pics
55:00 <faux> Da iRoNY
55:00 <TheRiddler> I need a cheese knife
55:00 <Skirmish> lol plivo must be having a slow weekend. 
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <Skirmish> 'I haz piktoors. FEAR ME! 
56:00 <couleurs> some1 call the pedo police
56:00 <faux> i have been sneezing for a week
57:00 <Serenity> oh him and mayo have been going all morning
57:00 <faux> im not sick or anything its just sneezing and a leaky nose
57:00 <faux> someone diagnose me
57:00 <couleurs> pedo is fine on pizza u pedo, also good to see pedo pedoing,, pedo there, and we got some pedo pedo pedoing happening, pedo pics tonight
57:00 <Serenity> he basically came on and said im not allowed to eat food anymore rofl
57:00 <faux> lol couleurs 
57:00 <faux> royal johninja pedoing
57:00 <couleurs> my diagnonsis, you got an allergy to your computer...
58:00 <Serenity> <Monsoon> Serenity some of my fellow trolls have been pasting me logs of you talking about eating... I think it might be time to use that support network that you class as so important.
58:00 <Serenity> [10:11am] <Monsoon> LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
58:00 <faux> rofl
58:00 <faux> jeez
58:00 <Serenity> im not sure whats more sad.. the fact he had to come find me to say that or the fact people are pasting him what i say about food
59:00 <Serenity> Dear diary, today Serenity spoke about eating lunch. Fuck her she should starve. Love damayo
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <TheRiddler> blues in front
03:00 <couleurs> australian asian girl didn't win eurovision you guys #fail 
03:00 <TheRiddler> damn
04:00 <couleurs> i no
04:00 <couleurs> Oh Well
05:00 <MrMark> crab face
06:00 <couleurs> :p
06:00 <MrMark> most asian girls have a face like a smashed crab
08:00 <TheRiddler> no they dont
09:00 <nubbymcnu> contrary to common belief not all asians look the some
10:00 <nubbymcnu> some look like different crustations
11:00 <TheRiddler> stick your dick in a lobster
12:00 <nubbymcnu> the one i put mine in was more the smashed crab type
12:00 <MrMark> lol
13:00 <MrMark> i told my mate to fuck his ugly vietnamese bitch from behind so he doesnt have to look at her crab face
14:00 <TheRiddler> racists everywhere
18:00 <nubbymcnu> it's really not unusual or racist to anthropomorphise things
18:00 <nubbymcnu> so common that they invented a name for it
18:00 <nubbymcnu> http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/nSECh0k-eBQ/maxresdefault.jpg
20:00 <TheRiddler> sezz the blues have been playing well
20:00 <Serenity> ive gotten into such a shit routine of not bothering to watch them play i keep forgetting about the games now
20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00 <TheRiddler> that's ok
20:00 <TheRiddler> it's not on free to air
21:00 <Serenity> oh thats not so bad then
21:00 <Serenity> who are we playing today
21:00 <nubbymcnu> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/93/6a/2e/936a2e18f69d02da7c10025477fcd0a1.jpg
21:00 <TheRiddler> port adelaide
21:00 <TheRiddler> simba's team
21:00 <Serenity> are we winning
21:00 <TheRiddler> it's hard to tell lol
22:00 <TheRiddler> the lead keeps changing
22:00 <Serenity> aha one of those games
22:00 <Serenity> even if we lose its better than a walk over
22:00 <TheRiddler> but blues are dominating everthing else
22:00 <TheRiddler> just have trouble scoring goals
24:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ecYoSvGO60  <------ Rick and Morty rock. 
24:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Simpsons Couch Gag | Rick and Morty | Adult Swim Views: 6,000,035 Uploader: Adult Swim Uploaded: May 14, 2015 Duration: 2m35s Rating: 4.92
25:00 <TheRiddler> wtf is with rick n morty being so popular
26:00 <Skirmish> Cause they're funny non PC. Everyone loves shows that are non PC. 
27:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVgMFY1JFGU
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Rick and Morty - Strawberry Smiggles Views: 817,493 Uploader: Haysmaker Uploaded: Apr 5, 2014 Duration: 1m9s Rating: 4.73
46:00 <TheRiddler> that maccas footy ad the asian woman sounds like she wants to be the ball lol
46:00 <MrMark> and then...no and then...and then!!...no and then no and then!!!!
47:00 <TheRiddler> it's "parrkerr puts his body of ther ball and then BANG"
47:00 <TheRiddler> *over
47:00 <TheRiddler> the*
49:00 <Doodle> what, the ball popped?
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol
53:00 <TheRiddler> sezz
53:00 <TheRiddler> blues win
53:00 <TheRiddler> 4 wins in a row
53:00 <Serenity> nice!
54:00 <Skirmish> Far out. Joined a group on facebook and it's just people having melt downs at each other. 
54:00 <MrMark> jesus h fucken christ with a dildo up his arse on a bicycle!
54:00 <Serenity> i bought the greenest hoodie today
54:00 <Clarkson> so if he was a nazi why would he fight for an allied country?
54:00 <Serenity> see me on da moon
00:00 <Doodle> i bought the greenest weed today
00:00 <Doodle> see me in da moon
00:00 <Doodle> *on
01:00 <Doodle> :/
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <Serenity> sharesies
03:00 <Serenity> ill let ya wear me hoodie
05:00 <stompin> hoodies are bad mmmmkay
06:00 <stompin> i do no own one hoodie
06:00 <Serenity> well that makes you a poof
06:00 <Serenity> ive got like 12 and will have another 200 by the end of winter
06:00 <Doodle> deal sezz
06:00 <Doodle> i'm wearing a hoodie rn
07:00 <Serenity> im never not wearing one lately
07:00 <stompin> once upon a time the hood on my hoodie tried to eat my heD
07:00 <stompin> head*
08:00 <stompin> shit was real i tell u
08:00 <Serenity> one time i was really stoned and it was dark outside
08:00 <Serenity> and i put my hoodie on backwards
08:00 <stompin> lol
08:00 <Serenity> and couldnt work out wtf was going on
08:00 <Doodle> rofl
08:00 <Serenity> took far too long to work out
08:00 <stompin> i swear my hood tried to eat my head this night and i was super paranoid about it, so i kept twisting my neck round to check 
09:00 <stompin> and yer ive never worn a hoodie since and i had a hell soreneck the next day
09:00 <Doodle> its only a hoodie it cant hurt you
09:00 <Serenity> hahaha
10:00 <stompin> yer well thats easy for some one whos not wasted to say
12:00 <robot> hi who wants 2 touch me doodle
12:00 <robot> im just doin a survey
12:00 <Serenity> ummm
12:00 <Serenity> nahh
12:00 <Serenity> not today
12:00 <faux> ill take one for the team 
13:00 <robot> lol
13:00 <Serenity> your mates upset with you faux
13:00 <MrMark> Mental As Anything!...................Live It Up!!!!
13:00 <MrMark> bitches!!!
13:00 <faux> who sez
14:00 <Serenity> mayo lol he started messaging me about you then i ignored him because its boring
14:00 <faux> oh ye
15:00 <Serenity> its sunday they need to relax
18:00 <TheRon> where's simba, port adelaide lost i wanna hang shit
18:00 <TheRiddler> doesn't come here anymor TheRon
18:00 <faux> hi
18:00 <TheRon> damn it\
18:00 <Doodle> hiiiii
19:00 <TheRon> 420
19:00 <Doodle> calm down theres still 50 secs to go
20:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01 knows
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do!
20:00 <TheRon> sorry got a bit excited there
20:00 <Doodle> ok now its 420
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
21:00 <TheRon> you're a poof
21:00 <Doodle> sif
21:00 <faux> lmao
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> MrMark, i’m concerned for your liver!
23:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai!
23:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin?
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> watching ‘the path’
23:00 <Doodle> sounds crap
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> new tv series, some cult
23:00 <Doodle> oh
23:00 <TheRiddler> cool
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
23:00 <Doodle> it is crap then
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> has that… dude from breaking bad in it
24:00 <Doodle> oh that crap
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> that dude…. little one…..
24:00 <Doodle> the crap one
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle - shhh :P
24:00 <Doodle> NEVAR
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok suck my dick
24:00 <Doodle> i most certainly will not
24:00 <faux> pleh
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
25:00 <TheRon> i need someone to scratch my back for me, it's in a bad spot
25:00 <faux> rub up against a wall
25:00 <Serenity> like a bear
25:00 <Doodle> eehehhehhe
25:00 <Doodle> i give myself back massages like that
25:00 <faux> i always reverse hump my wall
25:00 <Doodle> stick a tennis ball between your shoulderblades and go to town
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> aw yeah
26:00 <Doodle> cos nobody will fkn give me onw
26:00 <Doodle> one
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> sucked in
26:00 <Doodle> bloody hell that was a productive 420
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww and will from cannibal tv series
27:00 <Clarkson> they be some top breasts
27:00 <Doodle> PHEW
27:00 <TheRiddler> get a suction cup dildo
27:00 <Clarkson> thank fuck i am leaving this country
27:00 <Doodle> more crap
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle!
27:00 <Doodle> @_@
27:00 <TheRiddler> scratch n snatch
27:00 <TheRiddler> :p
28:00 <Doodle> can someone pls bring me noodlebox
28:00 <Doodle> ty
28:00 <faux> i started  hannibal kate
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> if youmake e toast
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> oMG HOW GOOD IS IT
28:00 <faux> seen first two eps so far
28:00 <dreamer> http://imgur.com/yVOSM0p
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> I loved it and… was devo when it finished
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> *delivers noodlebox to doodle*
28:00 <Doodle> mmmmmm
28:00 <Doodle> hot box thx
29:00 <faux> its p good so far
29:00 <Doodle> UR P GOOD SO FAR
29:00 <faux> only seen 2 eps
29:00 <faux> on
29:00 <faux> oh
29:00 <faux> ye ty
29:00 <Doodle> nps
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG best daughter ever…. rory comes into goes mum, would you like some crackers and cheese… 
30:00 <faux> what does she want 
30:00 <dreamer> http://imgur.com/yVOSM0p = nate http://imgur.com/yVOSM0p = nate http://imgur.com/yVOSM0p = nate http://imgur.com/yVOSM0p = nate http://imgur.com/yVOSM0p = nate http://imgur.com/yVOSM0p = nate http://imgur.com/yVOSM0p = nate http://imgur.com/yVOSM0p = nate 
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <Doodle> 'i want to smack you over the head with them for giving me a boy's name'
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> to watch ipad in me bed
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <faux> nate isnt irc ugly
30:00 <faux> gJ
31:00 <Doodle> i'd let nate have a nibble at me plate of biscuits
31:00 <faux> bit of a slim shady vibe
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> bit of a…. 80’s fighter vibe happening
31:00 <Doodle> like guile
31:00 <TheRiddler> ^
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> but irc, so from the neck down i assume flab
31:00 <TheRiddler> just needs the hair done
32:00 <Doodle> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TgAtfjRg72w/hqdefault.jpg
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> needs a black streak in hair
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> and some eye make up
32:00 <Doodle> uh
32:00 <faux> street fighter slim shady
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL yas
32:00 <Doodle> eye makeup?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah like a mexican …. wrestler
32:00 <Doodle> but he's a boy
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> or like kiss
32:00 <Serenity> who the fuck is nate
32:00 <Doodle> nate used to come in here all the time
33:00 <Doodle> and be homosexual
33:00 <Serenity> oh
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> street fighter slim shady, serenity
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> duh
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> SFSS
33:00 <faux> some boys wear makeup better than womens
33:00 <Serenity> clearly he was relevant to someone i guess
33:00 <Doodle> i remember all the homosexuals thats how i remember Pieter
33:00 <faux> lmao kate
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> like this guy
33:00 <Serenity> sometimes I wish pieter would come back
33:00 <Serenity> so i could make him have a break down again
34:00 <Doodle> i'd swap beeehh for Pieter
34:00 <Serenity> yeah same tbh
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
34:00 <Doodle> sezz if u chop up for me i'll let u have the first 3 cones
34:00 <Serenity> ok deal
34:00 <Doodle> i have a coffee grinder i should use that
34:00 <Doodle> me mate does
34:00 <Doodle> bzzt
35:00 <Doodle> done
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> can’t you just get an electric gringder...
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
35:00 <Doodle> ye
35:00 <Doodle> lol
35:00 <Serenity> i just have one of those little manual grinder things
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> you lazy git!
35:00 <Doodle> but u lose too much choof in the grinder
35:00 <Doodle> i use scissors
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> you tao it out - duh
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> tap
35:00 <Doodle> YOU STILL LOSE SOME
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <Doodle> IT GETS STUCK IN THERE OK
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> calm yo farm
35:00 <Doodle> i have a mouli too
35:00 <Serenity> this little one you dont lose anything
36:00 <Serenity> but you can only do a little bit at a time
36:00 <Serenity> so thats a pain
36:00 <Doodle> ye u dont lose anything with scissors
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <Doodle> but ye only can do a bit at a time
36:00 <Doodle> totherwise sore hands
36:00 <Doodle> -t
36:00 <Serenity> im too fkn lazy for scissors
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think it would be annoying to cut it up 
36:00 <Doodle> ye why cant they sell it to us already chopped
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> and I don’t smoke the shit
36:00 <Serenity> just jam an entire bud in there
36:00 <TheRiddler> my sisters has a full on coffee machine
36:00 <Doodle> lazy cunts
36:00 <faux> i really want tabouli
36:00 <Serenity> like i did when i was like 15 and thought i was gonna die
37:00 <Doodle> tabouli in me mouli
37:00 <TheRiddler> what about scissoring sezz?
37:00 <Doodle> looooooooool
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <Serenity> i may find some energy for scissoring
37:00 <Doodle> she just told u she jams an entire bud in there first
37:00 <couleurs> Hi All
37:00 <Doodle> then scissors away
37:00 <Serenity> hahaha
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> tabouli with 900 falafel 
37:00 <Doodle> hai couleurs
37:00 <Serenity> fuckk that was so bad tho
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> cheese
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> bbq sauce
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> garlic sauce
37:00 <Doodle> sauce sauce
37:00 <Serenity> it was like 'what have I done' 5 mins later
38:00 <Serenity> then an hour later i couldnt move
38:00 <Doodle> rofl
38:00 <Serenity> at all
38:00 <Doodle> then u didnt care
38:00 <Serenity> pre much
38:00 <Doodle> as it should be
38:00 <Serenity> only bad bit was having to be at school all day
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> some bread… flat bread
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> and….. done
38:00 <TheRiddler> I guess they dont chop it up so you can tell it's weed and not some oragano
38:00 <TheRiddler> :p
38:00 <Doodle> no they dont chop it up cos they would make less money
38:00 <Serenity> im assuming the smell would give it away
39:00 <TheRiddler> oh
39:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
39:00 <Doodle> cos no stems etc
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> i reckon you could prob buy it pre chopped
39:00 <Serenity> yer all those little extra bits
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> but it would be leaf
39:00 <Doodle> lol ye
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the dealer would be laughing all the way home
39:00 <Doodle> mate of mine bought some clones today sezz
39:00 <Serenity> oh yer
39:00 <Doodle> 4 of them, he has one going already fuck
40:00 <Doodle> he ha sa tent
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh, i hate pot.  Don’t like the feeling. 
40:00 <couleurs> ***GoNe***
40:00 <Doodle> *has a 
40:00 <Doodle> and its like 2x4m
40:00 <TheRiddler> I've never tried it
40:00 <Doodle> and full of plant
40:00 <Serenity> fark
40:00 <Serenity> jelly
40:00 <Doodle> all tied back
40:00 <Doodle> i'd take a photo to show you but lol 
40:00 <Doodle> maybe not
40:00 <Serenity> yeahh dont hha
40:00 <Serenity> you never know really
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. i think everyone has a different reaction riddler. I felt like I wasnt in control of me body 
40:00 <Doodle> ye
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> and… i don’t like that feeling
40:00 <Doodle> thats why i smoke it katatonic_kate01
41:00 <MrMark> Natalie Merchant....Carnival
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
41:00 <Serenity> thats the point of smokjing it lol
41:00 <Doodle> so i can shit meself uncontrollably in front of the tv
41:00 <Serenity> thats why people get drunk and high
41:00 <Doodle> ok that was a joke
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> I like drinkin’ 
41:00 <Doodle> jizz
41:00 <Clarkson> [15:44:34] she likes chinese cock
41:00 <Doodle> looool
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> but smoking pot - naw makes me paranoid 
41:00 <Doodle> drin-kin
41:00 <Serenity> well the weed you smoked made you paranoid
41:00 <TheRiddler> I'd probably become paranoid too
41:00 <Serenity> different types have different effects
41:00 <Serenity> it was probably crap weed
41:00 <Clarkson> Liinda fuck telling us that
41:00 <Doodle> i just become amazing
42:00 <TheRiddler> I like to drink to relax
42:00 <TheRiddler> not to get drunk
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> well…. serenity… not i can honestly say i’ve smoked a fair amount… as in not just a few occassions… and made me paranoid all ze time
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> - not* no
42:00 <Doodle> u need to do it somewhere where u wont feel paranoid about anything
42:00 <Serenity> environment, type etc etc
43:00 <Serenity> the people you are with
43:00 <Doodle> come over
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, at home… with peeps i had known for ages….
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> just not my cup of tea
43:00 <Doodle> mmm tea
43:00 <Serenity> fuck yeah i need tea
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> cookies / brownies gave me a body stoned that was ok - that was more crusie
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> and smoking joints wasn’t as bad as bongs *vomit*
44:00 <Doodle> i really need food, all i;ve eaten today was a hundreds and thousands biscuit me niece gave me
44:00 <Serenity> i had a prawn salad
44:00 <Serenity> and it wa delicious
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> I had some fruit and dust
44:00 <Doodle> not a big fan of prawns
44:00 <Doodle> lol dust
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor really, but peeps rave bout em
45:00 <Doodle> ye
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> Not sure if i’ll be able to eat soon…. the unborn feels like he is taking up too much space
45:00 <Doodle> i get why people like them i'm just not crazy about them
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> winning 
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <robot[tf2]> relax
45:00 <robot[tf2]> dont do it
45:00 <robot[tf2]> when u wanna get to it
45:00 <Serenity> i just want it to be tomororw so i can weigh in
45:00 <Doodle> ty frankie
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i just don’t like that ‘sea food’ taste….
46:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OP5EnaaYjQ
46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tone Loc - Funky Cold Medina (Official Video) [HQ] Views: 4,871,413 Uploader: AlexRmF Uploaded: Sep 25, 2009 Duration: 4m16s Rating: 4.79
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> apart from sword fish which tastes like…. chicken
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> (to me anyways)
46:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13178652_1331889190160098_934539261133162588_n.jpg?oh=c7893eb307a35d06e84136b5a7f157b5&oe=57D397AC
46:00 <TheRiddler> for TheRon
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> but anything that crawls along the bottom of ze sea ain’t for me
46:00 <Doodle> so no lobster?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
46:00 <Doodle> :/
47:00 <Serenity> TheRiddler wheres carlton on the ladder?
47:00 <TheRiddler> I've never had lobster or crab
47:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: indeed :)
47:00 <Doodle> i had lobster in indonesia
47:00 <TheRiddler> umm just outside the 8
47:00 <Doodle> bbq on the neach
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, you’re not missing out on anything 
47:00 <Doodle> beach
47:00 <Serenity> lobster hnngg
47:00 <robot> lobsternesia
47:00 <TheRiddler> on percentage
47:00 <Doodle> ye
47:00 <Doodle> was gr8
47:00 <Serenity> well thats better than last, thanks
47:00 <Serenity> blue swimmer crabs
47:00 <Serenity> HNNGG
47:00 <Serenity> best fucking seafood out
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> well im glad you lot enjoy it
48:00 <Serenity> plus seafood is high protein low fat
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah so are lentils
48:00 <Doodle> lol
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
48:00 <Doodle> ok neil
48:00 <Serenity> but lentils taste like dirt and have high calories
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, lentils tastes awesome
48:00 <Doodle> 'i'll just make us up some portions of lentil casserole'
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lots of protein if you don’t like sea food!
48:00 <Serenity> hahahahah
48:00 <Doodle> i love lentil salad
48:00 <Serenity> then drop it all over the floor
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <Doodle> hahaha
49:00 <Doodle> NEIL
49:00 <Doodle> ARE THESE LENTILS SOUTH AFRICAN
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> neil was awesome ok!
49:00 <Doodle> I'M NOT PAYING YOU GOOD MONEY TO EAT BLACK PEOPLE
49:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
49:00 <Doodle> vegetable rights and peace
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> I do honestly like lentils - with other stuff…. 
49:00 <Doodle> me too
49:00 <Doodle> i love lentils in vegie soup
50:00 <TheRiddler> carlton are 11th on the ladder with a chance to rise to 10th or 9th
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> some jamie oliver…. recipe had some lentil thing that was… indian....
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> was delish
50:00 <Doodle> yeah but jamie oliver is a shitcunt
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOT
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> THE
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ACTUAL
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> FUCK! 
50:00 <Doodle> he's a fucking knnobgobbler
50:00 <Doodle> -n
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> no he is not! 
50:00 <faux> eheheeee
50:00 <Doodle> he is
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> so his 15 min meals take 45 mins
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> whateves
51:00 <Doodle> he talks like he has a mouth full of pillows for one
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
51:00 <Doodle> and he doesnt cut anything he just tears it all up
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> judgie mc judge
51:00 <faux> AB counts to 150 now
51:00 <Doodle> he has never heard of presentation
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh bitch please, you always present yo food perfectly
51:00 <Doodle> nice one fauxypoos
51:00 <Doodle> i do
51:00 <Doodle> even if its just for me
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh instagram your food for a week!
51:00 <Doodle> i have to fkn eat it
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna see
51:00 <faux> lol
51:00 <Doodle> it has to look good
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
52:00 <TheRiddler> a pillow from sezz to muffle the calls for help in her bedroom
52:00 <TheRiddler> :p
52:00 <Doodle> it takes 30 secs of effort to make food look nice on a plate if that
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> Well, i personally like his food. Not all of it, but some actually tastes ok.
52:00 <Doodle> not just tear shit up and throw it at the wall and say FOODTH THERVED
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sometimes the rustic look is approps
52:00 <Serenity> i instagram my food
52:00 <Doodle> no
52:00 <Serenity> what of it
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
52:00 <Doodle> the rustic look for food is ridiculous cos nobody eats like that
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> I do!
53:00 <TheRiddler> there's jobs to become a food photographer
53:00 <Doodle> i saw the other night some cunt make pumpkin soup then stick broccolini in it and SERVE IT WITH A SPOON
53:00 <Serenity> jamie oliver is a GOD
53:00 <Doodle> HOW THE FUCK ARE U SPOSE TO EAT BROCCOLINI WITH A SPOON
53:00 <Doodle> stupid fucks
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> you cut it up small…. duh
53:00 <Doodle> n
53:00 <Doodle> o
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> that was on better homes and gardens, nana
53:00 <Doodle> he stuck it on there RUSTICALLY
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> because i watched it lol
54:00 <Doodle> ye i was at me mums
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <Doodle> he didnt cut shit up
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> HE SHOULD HAVE cut it up smaller
54:00 <TheRiddler> it's a presentation thing
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you yell at the TV?
54:00 <TheRiddler> you eat it last
54:00 <Doodle> he just expected everyone to fish pumpkin soup covered borccolini out of the bowl and flail it around with a spoon into their mouths
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, you eat it with the soup!
54:00 <Serenity> rofll
54:00 <Doodle> YOU CUT THAT SHIT UP FIRST SO YOUR DINNER GUESTS DONT LOOK LIKE HUNGRY SEALS
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol side note - what was the beasty machine he was using to make it
55:00 <Serenity> AHAHA
55:00 <Serenity> ARP ARP
55:00 <Doodle> rofl
55:00 <dematerialised> good morning faggots
55:00 <Doodle> some thermomix shit
55:00 <Clarkson> Digerati get a punching bag hang it in your garage and bag the shit of that
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> and he also forgot to put bacon in it
55:00 <Doodle> he'll be dead in a week from 3rd degree burns
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh themomix…. lame!
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> and he made the soup too thin
55:00 <Doodle> and he is a gigantic faggot
55:00 <Serenity> sometimes i wish i had a thermie.. then I realise im not a useless cunt who cant cook
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT the green stuff on top… could have been cut smaller and it would have been ok
56:00 <Doodle> leave out the broccolini, add crusty bread and DONT BE FUCKING GAY
56:00 <Doodle> job done
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT IF YOU CANT EAT TOO MANY CARBS
56:00 <Doodle> eat a fucking cruskit bitch
56:00 <TheRon> broccoli soup, broccoli water and salt
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol did you see the reports of ppl getting injured by the themomix?
56:00 <Doodle> no
56:00 <Doodle> none of them at all
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO DOUBLE CARBS = DEATH, duh!
56:00 <Serenity> i miss bread with soup :(
57:00 <Doodle> just fucking eat the carbs you whiny bitches
57:00 <Clarkson> 12GB or some shit
57:00 <Doodle> jesus titty fucking christ
57:00 <Serenity> i will bloody not
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> don’t worry i do 
57:00 <TheRiddler> use croutons?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> like daily
57:00 <Doodle> lol
57:00 <Doodle> yes
57:00 <Doodle> use croutons
57:00 <Doodle> TOAST THE CARBS AWAY
57:00 <Serenity> haha
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> side note, everyone i know that owns a themomix is legit a HUGE hippy git
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> like not even kidding….
57:00 <Serenity> I have a time frame to work with here ok no carbs
58:00 <Doodle> just use some fried prosciutto or bacon on top
58:00 <Doodle> no carbs all fat
58:00 <Doodle> and salt
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> I said bacon
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> before
58:00 <TheRiddler> what about making couliflower bread?
58:00 <Doodle> yeh i was being sarcastic
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> and load that shit up with some sour cream
58:00 <Clarkson> [11:12:26] fuck i got banned from a forum!!!
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler, nice!
58:00 <TheRiddler> ok fivecougz
58:00 <TheRiddler> I mean clarkson
58:00 <Clarkson> 12 gay n proud
58:00 <TheRon> someone say bacon!!
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle, so food angry!
58:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO SOUP FOR YOU!
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> *backs away*
58:00 <TheRon> come back, one year!
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <Doodle> i was thinking about having soup for dinner
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> well i wont suggest the jamie oliver pre made one that is delicious
59:00 <Serenity> my brothers wifi name is no soup for you, and years ago I remember mum ringing me up asking what this message was on her computer.. 'why is someone saying I cant have soup'
59:00 <Serenity> LOL
59:00 <Doodle> fuck off
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
59:00 <Serenity> it was asking her to join the network
59:00 <Doodle> loool
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
59:00 <Doodle> i have some minestrone
59:00 <Serenity> i laughed so hard
59:00 <Doodle> but its out of a tin
00:00 <TheRiddler> stick a chunk of brocolini in it Doodle
00:00 <Doodle> NO
00:00 <Doodle> I WILL NOT
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh i love minestrone not in a can
00:00 <Serenity> stick a stick of brocollini in your piss hole
00:00 <Doodle> well LAH DI FUCKING DAH
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
00:00 <Doodle> i'm a busy man
00:00 <Doodle> i dont have time for broccolini
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i bet you make time for crusty bread
00:00 <Serenity> i love broccolini tho
01:00 <Serenity> bit of butter some lemon juice
01:00 <Serenity> salt pepper
01:00 <Doodle> nah i dont have any bread
01:00 <Serenity> hnngg
01:00 <Doodle> oh
01:00 <Doodle> WAIT
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg….. old school french onion soup with french bread covered in some cheese and it floats on the french onion soup
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> like 1970’s style
01:00 <Doodle> I HAVE ONE CRUSTY BREAD ROLL SMOTHERED IN CANNABIS BUTTER
01:00 <Serenity> do it
01:00 <Doodle> in the freezer
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh vomit 
01:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <TheRon> katatonic_kate01: a shot of whiskey in that soup
01:00 <Doodle> i'll die sarah
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
01:00 <TheRon> trust me
02:00 <Doodle> trust me i'm a used car salesman
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> no i won’t be adding whiskey to soup
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> who the fuck does that….. 
02:00 <Clarkson> You're a bitch faux
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <Doodle> :o
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> clarky
02:00 <Clarkson> omg that code shit is gay
02:00 <Doodle> SHE IS AN ANGEL CLARKSON
02:00 <Clarkson> why do you need sex this early, mate?
02:00 <TheRiddler> maybe if it was a carmalized onion soup
02:00 <TheRon> the recipe said vermouth, didn't have any so i used whiskey, it did the trick
03:00 <faux> thanks clarky
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> I had this delicius garlic soup
03:00 <Clarkson> and pound like a motherfucker
03:00 <Doodle> lmao
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> vermouth tastes like asshole
03:00 <Doodle> agreed
03:00 <Doodle> i have a bottle of it in the cupboard
03:00 <TheRiddler> btw carmalized onion soup is nom
03:00 <Doodle> to remind me of the taste of asshole
03:00 <TheRon> hence i didn't have any
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> it would be ridddler
03:00 <Serenity> you're making me hungry
03:00 <Doodle> i'm starven
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i have to make dinner soon’
04:00 <Serenity> i might make a coffee
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> I do have some lentil ….. something something soup
04:00 <Doodle> hippy
04:00 <TheRon> i use coffee in my chilli con carne
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw its like mexican 
04:00 <Doodle> i use chilli con carne in my coffee!
04:00 <TheRiddler> I had the soup at pizza hut
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> I want nachos
04:00 <GoldSpade> fuk off\
04:00 <Doodle> lol
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHAT - soup at pizza hut
04:00 <TheRiddler> yep
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s like going to a whore house and asking for water
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <TheRiddler> they do these meals there
05:00 <TheRon> going to a whore house and chatting, just chatting
05:00 <TheRiddler> soup then pasta then pizza
05:00 <Doodle> so they sell less pizza
05:00 <Doodle> nice one pizza hut
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> what soup?
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm pizza…. 
06:00 <Doodle> god shut up
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> pizza soup
06:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
06:00 <TheRiddler> had a choice between mushroom and carmalized onion
06:00 <Floss> serenity
06:00 <Floss> https://fbcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-0/s240x240/13227233_462049230658735_1112535199186496462_n.jpg?oh=a355f51abf33469f1e8ff33cb90cefd6&oe=57A77C16&__gda__=1474482982_21991f8198d853e046d26ba6ec0fb537
06:00 <TheRon> supreme pizza in a soup could be done
06:00 <Floss> Rupert this morning :)
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh…. mushroom always looks grey and horrid
06:00 <TheRiddler> next take a vid of rupert masturbating
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
07:00 <TheRiddler> also
07:00 <Doodle> .
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <Floss> i dont think he knows how poor darling
08:00 <TheRon> rupert is stewie griffen's bear isn't it?
08:00 <TheRiddler> yep
08:00 <Floss> lol yes :D
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wish you could take a pill to eat, and not have to cook every night
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> like on lazy days….
08:00 <TheRiddler> I talked to my brother about your computers and laptop
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh wait, that’s called duromine lol
08:00 <Floss> i see the skit with them on the beach on their "perfect day" everytime i yell at my horse lol
08:00 <TheRon> crack would do it katatonic_kate01
08:00 <Floss> oh yeah riddler!
09:00 <TheRiddler> he said it should cost much for them to put your laptop in a caddy so you can transfer your files
09:00 <Floss> ok
09:00 <TheRiddler> *shouldn't
10:00 <Floss> i dont know what to do with the lappy i really want to save it but yeah if they are correct the motherboard has gone
10:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
12:00 <TheRiddler> I would just get the hdd put into a caddy and let them recycle the lappy then get a new laptop
13:00 <Doodle> i've got a laptop 4 u Floss
13:00 <Doodle> ;)
13:00 <TheRiddler> my brother also said he can check the computers to see if the motherboard or cpu is dead but wont be able to check the power suply unit because you need a device to check them
14:00 <TheRiddler> if that's correct
14:00 <TheRiddler> is that right dematerialised?
19:00 <dematerialised> what?
24:00 <stompin> oh man nearky time to cook me dinner\
29:00 <couleurs> me n robot gonna have thai pizza
29:00 <robot> loll
31:00 <zaim> happy ending?
31:00 <couleurs> Hope So ;)
32:00 <zaim> my thai pizzas always end with my sauce ontop
32:00 <couleurs> HeEHehh
32:00 <zaim> tastier
33:00 <couleurs> :o
35:00 <Trevor> that tessa chick from last night seemed like a mad slut aye
36:00 <Skirmish> was probably a guy
37:00 <couleurs> pics
37:00 <TheRon> i never was a cornflake girl
42:00 <Serenity> it was probably Trevor
42:00 <Serenity> talking to himself
43:00 <TheRiddler> not trevor
43:00 <TheRiddler> not sure who tessa is
43:00 <TheRiddler> she's been on for years
44:00 <TheRiddler> *coming
44:00 <Trevor> funny ive been talking to myself for years
44:00 <Trevor> hope ive helped
45:00 <TheRiddler> I wanted ask when she lost her v
45:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/AvRQBpS.jpg
47:00 <Trevor> it was younger than 14
47:00 <Trevor> she was preggers at 14
55:00 <Serenity> wot a sluz
58:00 <faux> can hymens grow back
59:00 <Doodle> lol i thought u said can hymens grow black
59:00 <Doodle> BOKAY
00:00 <TheRiddler> yes faux
01:00 <Doodle> i'm growing some right now in a window box
01:00 <Trevor> hey i like sluts
01:00 <faux> lol i  was joking ash
01:00 <TheRon> doodle are they the tomato plants that don't grow fruit?
02:00 <Doodle> no theyre hymens
02:00 <Doodle> thats what the man from the nursery told me
02:00 <TheRon> where are the tomato plants?
02:00 <faux> doodle has a jar of pickled hymens he snacks on
02:00 <dematerialised> is it true that girls have hibiscuses
02:00 <TheRiddler> gross
02:00 <Doodle> slllppp
02:00 <faux> dematerialised snacks on pickled foreskins
02:00 <dematerialised> excuse me
02:00 <dematerialised> that's rude
03:00 <Doodle> theyre cured
03:00 <faux> apparently they go great with vegemite on toast
03:00 <Doodle> lol ew
03:00 <faux> llol i just gagged so hard
03:00 <TheRon> jane bunn hymen?
03:00 <Doodle> haha
03:00 <Doodle> WHAT
03:00 <faux> what 
03:00 <TheRon> i dunno
03:00 <Doodle> leave jane bunn's lady parts out of this
03:00 <faux> speaking of lady parts
03:00 <couleurs> Jane Bunn Time.
04:00 <faux> hey john!
04:00 <johninja> HEY!
04:00 <johninja> my lovely lady lumps
04:00 <faux> love the enthusiasm 
04:00 <faux> no one is ever that happy to say hello to me
04:00 <johninja> I'M NOT YELLING, THAT'S JUST HOW I TALK
04:00 <faux> OH
04:00 <johninja> awww
04:00 <faux> darn
04:00 <TheRon> LOUD NOISES!
05:00 <faux> I LOVE LAMP 
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <faux> i miss that movie 
05:00 <faux> wait no i dont
05:00 <dematerialised> yeah it wasnt that great
05:00 <johninja> it was 5/7
05:00 <Doodle> i liked it, the second one was absolutely shithouse tho
05:00 <faux> ye
05:00 <faux> agreed
06:00 <Doodle> sort of like my parent when they talk about me and my older sister
06:00 <Doodle> +s
06:00 <johninja> kek
06:00 <faux> hehe
06:00 <stompin> fagz
06:00 <faux> TheRiddler: 
06:00 <Doodle> nothx i quit
07:00 <faux> have u seen new arrow
07:00 <faux> ep21
07:00 <Doodle> JPAAAWEP21
07:00 <TheRon> my parents had me and then jumped straight in and had another one, what does that say?
07:00 <robot> they dont love u
07:00 <faux> rofl Doodle 
07:00 <TheRon> so good they needed two of me
08:00 <johninja> they enjoyed unprotected sex
08:00 <TheRon> we're not even catholics
08:00 <faux> i was perfection so they didnt need more
08:00 <faux> but now im shit so dad had another
08:00 <faux> and she is perfection
08:00 <johninja> Why I masturbated for 16 hours straight
08:00 <Doodle> that monster
09:00 <johninja> one of the best headlines i have seen
09:00 <Doodle> ye i dunno why he needed ice for that
09:00 <faux> did dematerialised write that
09:00 <johninja> nah it's the lead story on news.com lol
09:00 <Serenity> e»
09:00 <Serenity> [2:08am] Devil_Girl ([email protected]) is now known as Maurice
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09:00 <Doodle> some meth head
09:00 <Serenity> er
09:00 <Serenity> wtf
09:00 <johninja> apparently some reporter wan't to research ice so he became a drug addict
09:00 <Serenity> was trying to paste http://getonfleek.com/four-twenty-hoodie.html
09:00 <faux> o ye
09:00 <johninja> woah..wanted
10:00 <TheRon> when that's the lead story, journalism has gone downhill
10:00 <johninja> embrace the trashiness" news.com
10:00 <Doodle> lol sezz
10:00 <dematerialised> [16:09:21] <@faux> did dematerialised write that <-- write what?
10:00 <faux> pls dont buy that sez
10:00 <Serenity> im not im buying a nutella one
10:00 <faux> it is hideous and not worth $70
10:00 <TheRon> i reckon win news is gonna go tabloid soon
11:00 <couleurs> Worst Fashion Sense.
11:00 <dematerialised> $70 for a hoodie, wtf lol
11:00 <johninja> <johninja> Why I masturbated for 16 hours straight <-- this
11:00 <faux> yeah that demat
11:00 <faux> lol
11:00 <dematerialised> oh
11:00 <Serenity> $70 for a jumper isnt expensive you tight arse
11:00 <dematerialised> im pretty sure i cant masturbate for 16 hours straight
11:00 <Clarkson> if she dont come i'd still go other bitches will be there anyway
11:00 <dematerialised> my dick would fall off
11:00 <Clarkson> is it wrong that people on another channel are giving shit to a girl with a tiny eye
11:00 <faux> lmao
11:00 <dematerialised> sezz that hoodie is a bali special at best
11:00 <faux> Tiny Eye
11:00 <johninja> it looks like they have just pasted an image onto a stock photo af a green hoodie tbh
11:00 <faux> agreed
12:00 <johninja> it's not even centred properly
12:00 <TheRon> pretty sure something medically is wrong if you need 16 hours
12:00 <Serenity> well duh most stock images of places like that look like that
12:00 <faux> $20 at most
12:00 <dematerialised> get a green hoodie and a mate with a screen printer
12:00 <dematerialised> make it yourself
12:00 <Serenity> calm down dickheads im not buying i
12:00 <Serenity> t
12:00 <dematerialised> YOU ARE AND WE WILL BERATE YOU FOR YOUR POOR PURCHASING DECISION
12:00 <TheRon> why do ppl need hoodies?
12:00 <Serenity> like i care
12:00 <faux> or buy some transfer paper and print your own designs on a hoooodie
12:00 <faux> fuk ye DIY
13:00 <couleurs> any1 who wears a hoodie is either black or a drug dealer or both lol xDDDD
13:00 <dematerialised> just get a paintbrush out
13:00 <dematerialised> paint it on yourself
13:00 <faux> lol
13:00 <faux> paint a tuxedo on
13:00 <faux> omg
13:00 <faux> i wanna do that
13:00 <faux> nowm
13:00 <johninja> haha
13:00 <Serenity> yeah k
13:00 <johninja> i have a flanalette hoody
13:00 <dematerialised> i would look like a fat penguin
13:00 <dematerialised> because i am fat
13:00 <johninja> for special occasions
13:00 <faux> i like hoodies
13:00 <faux> they are comfy and warm and caj
13:00 <dematerialised> hoodies are for criminals
13:00 <couleurs> get some custom uggs and a truker hat while u at it xDDDD
14:00 <johninja> nothing wrong with being a crimina....
14:00 <Serenity> i love my hoodies ive got heaps of them no fucks given
14:00 <Doodle> i have lots of hoodies and i;m not a criminal
14:00 <faux> ye u r
14:00 <Doodle> i am not
14:00 <Serenity> only people like Skirmish genuinely think people who wear hoodies are criminals
14:00 <faux> u jerk ur gherkin in public dont even lie
14:00 <johninja> i need it to cover up the holes in my favourite blue singlet
14:00 <Doodle> well
14:00 <faux> lol iohn
14:00 <faux> j
14:00 <faux> .
15:00 <Doodle> thats a god-given right not a crime faux
15:00 <faux> lmao
15:00 <faux> when i lived at me old unit
15:00 <faux> my neighbour ran upstairs knocking on me door hysterically
15:00 <faux> telling me a guy was downstairs jerkin his gherkin 
15:00 <johninja> lol
15:00 <faux> hes like I CAN SMELL HIS BUM SWEAT STAY INDOORS DONT GO DOWN ALONE
15:00 <dematerialised> did you watch
15:00 <faux> im like ok relax
15:00 <Doodle> did u go watch
15:00 <faux> no
16:00 <Doodle> lol
16:00 <johninja> i can smell his bum sweat
16:00 <faux> you sickos 
16:00 <dematerialised> you should have
16:00 <johninja> ahaha
16:00 <faux> we all gor letters in the mail 
16:00 <faux> about him 
16:00 <johninja> "this is going on youtube"
16:00 <Doodle> from him?
16:00 <faux> saying hes a predator etc and to call the cops if we see him again
16:00 <Skirmish> I just don't like hoodies. They're shit. Wear whatever you want to. 
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <Doodle> 'dear residents, in case u missed it heres me dick'
16:00 <dematerialised> haha
16:00 <johninja> lol
16:00 <faux> look m8 u wear baggy jeans ur opinion is also invalid
17:00 <Doodle> jaggy beans
17:00 <johninja> love - your freindly neighbourhood sex pest
17:00 <Skirmish> I'm a style master. Haters be hatin. 
17:00 <Serenity> i tried on my first pair of skinny jeans the other day
17:00 <johninja> next thing she'll be payin' out your reebok pumps
17:00 <Serenity> they are awesome
18:00 <Skirmish> Baggy jeans will make a comeback once all the fag hipsters go out of fashion. 
18:00 <Doodle> um
18:00 <faux> LOL
18:00 <Doodle> whats wrong with just 'jeans'
18:00 <Doodle> not just jeans
18:00 <Doodle> i mean just jeans
18:00 <johninja> just normal plain jeans
18:00 <dematerialised> they are expensive
18:00 <Serenity> jus genes
18:00 <Skirmish> Nothing. I just don't like them skin tight. 
18:00 <dematerialised> i like my jeans directly from kmart
18:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: $20 from Kmart bro. 
18:00 <TheRon> i wear jeans that show off my arse
18:00 <dematerialised> ^
18:00 <Doodle> i like my jeans on some hot chicks bedroom floor
19:00 <Doodle> but it doesnt happen
19:00 <TheRon> 3 inches of bum crack
19:00 <Serenity> jeanswest jeans are the best
19:00 <faux> mmm
19:00 <faux> like doodles neighbour
19:00 <Doodle> LOL
19:00 <johninja> i would wear boxer shorts in public if it was socially acceptable tbh
19:00 <Doodle> thats me parents neightbour but ye
19:00 <faux> me 2
19:00 <Doodle> neighbour
19:00 <faux> oh
19:00 <faux> wonder if skeet enjoys the show
19:00 <Doodle> lol no they hate it
19:00 <faux> lies
19:00 <Serenity> i tried on some jeans the other day.. then like 5 hours later when I got home i was like wtf is this in my pants.. and the sticker from inside the jeans was stuck to my undies
19:00 <faux> she secretly fs her b
20:00 <Serenity> wops
20:00 <Doodle> ewww
20:00 <Doodle> lolol sezz
20:00 <johninja> haha
20:00 <Doodle> 620
20:00 <TheRon> woo!
20:00 <Doodle> also f1 tonite
21:00 <Doodle> hngggggggggg
21:00 <TheRon> 420 in wa
21:00 <faux> waiting for me  fukn dinner 
21:00 <Doodle> GO RICCIARDO
21:00 <faux> hes 7 mins late
21:00 <faux> .
21:00 <Doodle> no he's in spain
21:00 <Serenity> it just got freezing cold here all of a sudden wtf
23:00 <Trevor> looks like im going to get diamond on the minesweeper daily challenge this month
23:00 <Trevor> winning
23:00 <dematerialised> there's a cold air pool comign tonight  sezz
23:00 <dematerialised> it's gonna be freezing
23:00 <Doodle> is that like open air snooker
23:00 <Serenity> im freezing all the time anyway
23:00 <Serenity> not gonna make much diff
23:00 <Trevor> cold heart eh?
23:00 <johninja> fkn german wasting good beer http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/onesport/cps/624/cpsprodpb/28D1/production/_89694401_douglas_costa_beer.jpg 
24:00 <Doodle> welcome to my world sezz
24:00 <Serenity> helpoing mum move yesterday everyones sooking how hot it is in the house
24:00 <Serenity> and im shivering
24:00 <Doodle> ye
24:00 <Doodle> i have me heater on rn
24:00 <TheRiddler> they live in the land of beer
24:00 <Serenity> you're not giving me any hope of the feeling cold thing going away doodle
24:00 <dematerialised> mmm beer
24:00 <Doodle> thats cos it wont
24:00 <Doodle> try living here!
24:00 <Serenity> :(
25:00 <Doodle> i was warm when i was fat
25:00 <Serenity> yeah nah id die
25:00 <Doodle> just do what i do
25:00 <Doodle> buy hoodies
25:00 <dematerialised> speaking of being fat, i could do with some nachos
25:00 <Serenity> i did i bought one today
25:00 <Serenity> and its luffly
25:00 <Doodle> BUY MORE
25:00 <Doodle> AND MORE
25:00 <Serenity> I WILL
25:00 <Doodle> ok
25:00 <Serenity> im going to send us broke
26:00 <Doodle> lol
26:00 <Serenity> er
27:00 <Trevor> Serenity, so you're to blame for the federal budget defecit aye?
27:00 <Trevor> You bitch
27:00 <Serenity> yeah why not
27:00 <Doodle> oh sezz
27:00 <Doodle> i have another song for your playlist
27:00 <Trevor> I've been blaming kevin rudd all this time
27:00 <faux> beat me
27:00 <faux> lmao
27:00 <faux> nice try busta nothin
28:00 <Serenity> oooer
28:00 <faux> kids pics 2nite ;)
28:00 <Serenity> legit lol
28:00 <Doodle> here u go
28:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt82hXYNr_4
28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: BA Robertson - Knocked It Off Views: 137,083 Uploader: skytrax1 Uploaded: Apr 11, 2009 Duration: 2m46s Rating: 4.85
28:00 <dematerialised> is that like every other time
28:00 <Serenity> wtf rob rofl
28:00 <Doodle> haha watch it
28:00 <Doodle> its fascinating
29:00 <Serenity> wowww
29:00 <Doodle> how this cunt ever got paid
29:00 <Serenity> that hair
30:00 <Serenity> while i was sittin in the corner with my tracksuit off??
30:00 <Serenity> LOL
30:00 <Doodle> lol ppl always say in the comments WHY THE LONG FACE
30:00 <Doodle> he has more songs, equally as appalling
30:00 <TheRon> maybe i'm just thinking that the rooms are on fire
35:00 <dematerialised> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/wtf/woman-arrested-for-trying-to-rip-boyfriends-testicles-off/news-story/ecd11dd9c3380294445762cf875e92a3.
36:00 <TheRon> wonder what he did
36:00 <stompin> was she high on meth
36:00 <stompin> maybe she was going to sell his balls for some more meth
37:00 <johninja> Marinela Benea ripped off her husband’s testicles when he forgot to give her flowers on International Women's Day.   http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/f53ba948c82334b2dd5bd4a27d08f600 
37:00 <johninja> lol
37:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: A good story to use to educate young men. ALWAYS make sure your significant others are smaller than you so when the bitch loses her mind you can throw her across the room and give yourself time to get away. 
37:00 <Skirmish> johninja: She sounds like a feminist. 
38:00 <johninja> she looks like one too
38:00 <johninja> just needs more shit peircings
38:00 <dematerialised> haha
39:00 <johninja> lol i was just thinking about that today Skirmish
39:00 <TheRon> the lady in red is dancing with me
39:00 <johninja> i know this big maori chick
39:00 <johninja> she would probably own 8/10 guys
44:00 <TheRon> johninja: i think i've seen that video
44:00 <Serenity> do piercings make you a lezzy femmo?
45:00 <bangwelll> yes
45:00 <Serenity> well shit
45:00 <TheRon> i thought it was the hairy armpits?
48:00 <Doodle> sezz help me
48:00 <Doodle> i'm stuck in a ba robertson loop
48:00 <Serenity> oh nooo
48:00 <Doodle> my ears guy
49:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMQNH9G5nbI
49:00 <Serenity> here
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Rik Mayall - Poetry. Views: 415,678 Uploader: Luca Uploaded: Dec 9, 2006 Duration: 4m56s Rating: 4.90
50:00 <Doodle> heheee
50:00 <Serenity> what are youuu theatree
51:00 <TheRon> what are you doing you crazy malaka? "a customer told me to hold the anchovies!"
53:00 <Serenity> ahahahaha
53:00 <Serenity> at least they are tulips not three
54:00 <Doodle> loooooooool
56:00 <Serenity> ooh documentary on rik
56:00 <Serenity> ace
57:00 <couleurs> Jane Bunn Time.
57:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!
57:00 <Doodle> fkn
58:00 <Doodle> decided to play with the cat
58:00 <Doodle> bleeding quite a lot
58:00 <johninja> https://gfycat.com/BlackandwhiteFittingAmericanalligator 
58:00 <johninja> lmao Doodle
58:00 <Doodle> 4 wounds in 3 minutes
58:00 <Doodle> thats gotta be a record
58:00 <Serenity> lol
58:00 <johninja> decided to play with cat, bleeding out, snd hlp
59:00 <Doodle> ye
59:00 <Doodle> no more spanish for him
59:00 <Doodle> NO MAS ESPANOLPARA USTED GALLO
00:00 <TheRon> pass the dutchie on the left hand side
00:00 <Serenity> i think i need to introduce ant to rik Doodle
01:00 <Serenity> ant has a very similar sense of humour
01:00 <Doodle> lol he'll recite it all day
01:00 <Serenity> it will be wonderful
01:00 <Doodle> hahaha
02:00 <Serenity> illstart at drop dead fred and grim tales
03:00 <Doodle> work up to the live bottom shows
03:00 <Doodle> EDDIE WE ARE DEFINITELY NOT SAYING FUCK THIS YEAR
03:00 <Doodle> oh, can we say cunt?
03:00 <Serenity> very much not
03:00 <Doodle> oh alright
03:00 <Doodle> CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
04:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
04:00 <Doodle> OH EDDI, ANARCHY!
04:00 <Doodle> E
04:00 <Serenity> AN-AR-CHY
04:00 <Doodle> carsales.com.au
04:00 <Doodle> 48 mins · 
04:00 <Doodle> Brock's own Commodore up for grabs.
04:00 <Doodle> The 1984 model (that comes with a letter signed by Brock as proof of ownership), will be the highlight of Shannons' Autumn auction in Sydney at the end of this month. 
05:00 <Doodle> i'm so tempted to ask if he signed the letter before or after he died
05:00 <Serenity> rofl
05:00 <Doodle> hehee
05:00 <Doodle> but all the holden gays will be 
05:00 <Doodle> OF COURS HE DID U STUPD IDIET
06:00 <Doodle> WAT R U DUM
06:00 <Serenity> haha guaranteed
07:00 <Doodle> also, i did a marketing report on holden for uni a few weeks ago
07:00 <Doodle> and today they came out and confirmed what i wrote
07:00 <Doodle> more money to be made importing cars than building crapodores
07:00 <Serenity> yerp
08:00 <TheRon> baby, love really hurts without you
08:00 <Doodle> after they stop making commodores next year holdens sales will HALVE
08:00 <Doodle> they will get walked all over by fucking foton and great wall
08:00 <stompin> my holden might be a write off :(
08:00 <Doodle> is it a rodeo
08:00 <Skirmish> Of course there is. The tariffs make importing better. 
09:00 <Doodle> its already worthless dont worry
09:00 <nubbymcnu> if they stop making them wouldnt sales fall to zero?
09:00 <Doodle> no
09:00 <Doodle> they sell other cars
09:00 <Doodle> contrary to popular belief
09:00 <stompin> Doodle: yer but im thinking one of these td v6 amaroks will be aince but they arent due until next year\
09:00 <johninja> cars is a big word
09:00 <dematerialised> they dont sell anything except ss's doodle
09:00 <dematerialised> dont lie
09:00 <stompin> what will replace the falcon
09:00 <Doodle> lol ye
10:00 <Skirmish> I drove a Ford Ranger the other weekend with the port protesters and it was quite nice. 
10:00 <dematerialised> the mustang is the falcon replacement
10:00 <Skirmish> Pretty sure they are thai made. 
10:00 <nubbymcnu> my thoughts being if no one makes it then no one can sell it
10:00 <Doodle> they are
10:00 <Doodle> ranger/everest same underneath
10:00 <dematerialised> 2l turbo all the way up to 5.2l v8
10:00 <stompin> they r all pieces of shit that wont last imho
10:00 <Clarkson> never downloading from download.cnet ever again, must have got 10-15 peices of shit along wioth a program that didnt work
11:00 <Doodle> dematerialised holden missed the boat with the camaro
11:00 <Doodle> and as usual with them now its too late
11:00 <dematerialised> yeah
11:00 <stompin> Im was waiting the day my colorado thru a rock thru the block 
11:00 <dematerialised> thats because farken carn the commodore m8
11:00 <Doodle> honestly a monkey could run that company better
11:00 <dematerialised> free 6-pack of four-n-twenty with each calais sold
11:00 <johninja> whats the bet they will bring out limited edition aussie made holdens every 5 years or so
11:00 <stompin> i cant believe Ford havnt introduced the F150 in a diesel fhd
11:00 <Doodle> they wont be able to afford to
12:00 <stompin> they would kill ranger sales tho
12:00 <nubbymcnu> the ceo gets paid $30 mill per year
12:00 <johninja> are they still going to compete in the V8 supercars?
12:00 <dematerialised> yeah the ranger is an international model
12:00 <nubbymcnu> so the company is running just right for her
12:00 <johninja> probably no point now i guess
12:00 <dematerialised> the F series is really a US domestic
13:00 <Doodle> if holden had any brains they would get the us only hybrid malibu here asap to get people used to not having a commodore and actually look like they are looking beyond 1997
13:00 <dematerialised> johninja ford dont have teams in V8SC anymore, but they provide the cars/hardware/tech to ford teams
13:00 <Skirmish> Free trade deals are killing western manufacturing. The businesses are given every chance to move their building base to a country with shit wages. 
13:00 <stompin> dematerialised: theres a  market for them here look at the Dodge ram deal with WP the first cars were all sold before they got here and same with the second shipment i hear.
13:00 <johninja> ah ok, i havn't really kept up
13:00 <Skirmish> If the Australian govt put a 5% tariff on Aussie built cars instead of imported cars there may have been an incentive to stay for Ford and Holden. 
13:00 <johninja> yes Skirmish and shit workers rights
14:00 <TheRon> hall and oates rule
14:00 <stompin> IMHO manufacturing in aus is over.
14:00 <dematerialised> Skirmish: if we didn't allow free trade/imports, domestic cars would cost twice as much
14:00 <TheRon> still touring apparently
14:00 <Skirmish> To be fair though, Unions have made it impossible for Ford and Holden too with their stupid pay demands. 
14:00 <dematerialised> wages and cost of living are too high in australia
14:00 <Doodle> or how about dont build sub par cars in the first place and expect the government to subsidise your company
14:00 <Doodle> that would work better than a tariff
14:00 <faux> how about u smd
14:00 <Doodle> ok
15:00 <Doodle> come over
15:00 <faux> k
15:00 <TheRon> faux you keep saying that, someone's gonna
15:00 <Skirmish> lol 'Serious conversation occuring in #melbourne. Faux's dick demands to be sucked'. Happens errytime. 
15:00 <faux> c u spoon
15:00 <Clarkson> you can't even fucking admit it up front
15:00 <Doodle> well
15:00 <faux> sorry Skirmish all i read was the last couple lines and responded 
15:00 <Doodle> it is important Skirmish
16:00 <faux> didnt know it was srs convo
16:00 <dematerialised> i dont imagine faux would have a big dick
16:00 <Doodle> faux's needs are paramount
16:00 <faux> carry on
16:00 <dematerialised> i think itd be the size of my thumb
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <johninja> she would have large hairy balls though
16:00 <dematerialised> yeah
16:00 <faux> so we'd have twin dicks
16:00 <dematerialised> guaranteed
16:00 <Doodle> for the thumbcum
16:00 <Serenity> if i was a dude id have a hell small willy
16:00 <Doodle> lol
16:00 <Doodle> me2
16:00 <dematerialised> nah faux my dick is like 4 or 5 of my thumbs
16:00 <dematerialised> at the least
16:00 <faux> how small are your thumbs
17:00 <dematerialised> bigger than your nose
17:00 <Doodle> he has doll hands
17:00 <Serenity> baby thumb
17:00 <johninja> lol
17:00 <faux> u leave me leb nose outa dis
17:00 <dematerialised> hehe
17:00 <dematerialised> shit it must be cold, the ends of my fingers are frozen
18:00 <Clarkson> i fucking loathe you all
18:00 <faux> i feel bad interrupting Skirmishs srs convo
18:00 <dematerialised> doesnt feel it
18:00 <faux> wait no i dont 
18:00 <dematerialised> its ok it was basically over anyway faux
18:00 <couleurs> And That's Why I Drive a Daewoo. 
18:00 <Doodle> lol
18:00 <Skirmish> No need to be sorry faux. We all have urges. Yours are just very selfish. Always sucking your dick never offering to suck anyone elses. 
18:00 <Doodle> she does offer
18:00 <Doodle> u just never see it
18:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <dematerialised> just nto yours
18:00 <dematerialised> thats all
18:00 <faux> ye id gobble doodles dong quicker than you can put your baggy pants on
18:00 <Doodle> eeeep
19:00 <TheRon> http://i31.tinypic.com/wuot2f.jpg
19:00 <dematerialised> i hear that some doctors attach a camera to doodle's dong to perform endoscopys
19:00 <Doodle> lool TheRon
19:00 <Doodle> its just a dong
20:00 <Doodle> an average dong
20:00 <Serenity> id like to be attached to the end of doodles dong
20:00 <Doodle> attached to an average Doodle
20:00 <couleurs> http://www.moibbk.com/images/daewoo-lanos-2.jpg
20:00 <couleurs> My RiDe
20:00 <Doodle> WOO POWER
20:00 <dematerialised> i would drive that car
20:00 <dematerialised> off a pier
20:00 <Doodle> sth korea reprazent
20:00 <couleurs> :)
20:00 <Doodle> oo-OOOO
21:00 <johninja> boy racer!
21:00 <Doodle> my ex gf's sister had a lanos they called it woo power
21:00 <Doodle> i called it shit
21:00 <Clarkson> you fucking fool
21:00 <dematerialised> haah
21:00 <faux> lmao clarky
21:00 <Clarkson> she really loved to share stories and comments about her pussy
21:00 <faux> oh
21:00 <Doodle> she did
21:00 <johninja> nothing wrong with that Clarkson
21:00 <faux> nice
21:00 <couleurs> was her name Jeremy Clarkson
21:00 <Clarkson> fuck mrs poh in her cunt
21:00 <Clarkson> yeah bitches IM BANGIN THE DAZZLELAND BOY
21:00 <faux> she sounds sweet
21:00 <dematerialised> [17:21:14] <Doodle> my ex gf's sister had a lanos they called it woo power [17:21:25] <Clarkson> she really loved to share stories and comments about her pussy
21:00 <Doodle> whoah
21:00 <Clarkson> amelia; if you knew  what shane arnold looked like, you'd know my penis just shriveled up inside me like a turtle.
21:00 <dematerialised> oh
21:00 <Doodle> lolol
21:00 <dematerialised> wow
21:00 <faux> LMAO
21:00 <dematerialised> thanks Clarkson
21:00 <Clarkson> stebie has a monster dick -- unfortunately when ya young n growing up , especially over 20 years, its IMPOSSIBLE not to walk past someone nekid :/
22:00 <Doodle> wtf lol
22:00 <Serenity> fucking hell clarky
22:00 <Clarkson> Like fuck you are
22:00 <Serenity> rough
22:00 <dematerialised> brb
22:00 <dematerialised> crying
22:00 <johninja> close to home
22:00 <dematerialised> a lot
22:00 <Doodle> wait i want to see stebie's monster dick now
22:00 <Serenity> me2
22:00 <faux> do we ban clarky for PeRSoNaL iNFo
22:00 <Clarkson> but it only got to 7 today so fk that shit
22:00 <dematerialised> i think  we should
22:00 <couleurs> Clarkson > Real Peaple
22:00 <Clarkson> only when you are gagging on my dick StarGazin
22:00 <Doodle> loool
23:00 <Doodle> starg azn
23:00 <faux> agreed
23:00 <faux> CLarkson always tells the best love stories
23:00 <Clarkson> certainly a lot of obsession with boobs
23:00 <faux> ye
23:00 <Doodle> mm
23:00 <johninja> pieter bigging up his borthers cock
23:00 <Doodle> boobies
23:00 <Doodle> someone show me their boobies
23:00 <Doodle> pls
23:00 <TheRon> i was a bottlefed babie
23:00 <Serenity> aw i kinda iss pieters stories
23:00 <faux> til u were 19 i hear
23:00 <Doodle> or dont
23:00 <dematerialised> i dont remember being a child
23:00 <Serenity> miss
23:00 <Doodle> selfish
23:00 <johninja> did he OD?
23:00 <Doodle> i dont get it
23:00 <dematerialised> my memories only go back to about 13-14 years old
24:00 <Serenity> im pretty sure you hatched out of an egg at 21 dematerialised
24:00 <Doodle> ou have boobs i like boobs show me your boobs
24:00 <Doodle> y
24:00 <dematerialised> i probably did sezz
24:00 <faux> s'how we feel about ya dong drop e
24:00 <faux> doodie&
24:00 <faux> drop e lol
24:00 <Doodle> well
24:00 <Doodle> you've seen me dong
24:00 <TheRon> in some cultures boobies are out non stop
24:00 <Doodle> now show me ur boobs
24:00 <faux> uve seen me boobs
24:00 <dematerialised> i second that motion
24:00 <faux> aNDRoMeDa
24:00 <Doodle> i've forgotten, show me again
25:00 <Doodle> LOL 
25:00 <Doodle> stfu
25:00 <faux> lmao
25:00 <faux> oh god
25:00 <faux> now i have galaxy images
25:00 <Doodle> dont kill me boner
25:00 <faux> not teh pretty kind
25:00 <Doodle> PSY
25:00 <TheRon> i'll have a look
25:00 <faux> LOL
25:00 <faux> psy.
25:00 <Doodle> eehehe
26:00 <faux> mmm i cant wait to do me dishes andnsnuggple up in bed w a glass of vino
26:00 <Doodle> i cant wait for the fucken f1 m8
26:00 <faux> wot tiem
26:00 <Doodle> ricciardo is 3rd
26:00 <Doodle> 10pm
26:00 <faux> nice 1
26:00 <dematerialised> you keep reminding me about housework i keep forgetting
26:00 <Doodle> ye
26:00 <Doodle> sgunna be ace
26:00 <faux> ye i bet
26:00 <faux> watching cars that sounds like bees
27:00 <faux> lol jk
27:00 <Doodle> yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
27:00 <faux> but not rly
27:00 <faux> ZOOOOOOM ZOOOOOOOM
27:00 <Doodle> i know most people hate it but fuck them 
27:00 <Clarkson> bigger cunt than kitty
27:00 <Doodle> right
27:00 <TheRon> and when riccardo gets clipped on the gid at the start?
27:00 <Doodle> like has happened ONCE
27:00 <faux> i lived closer to the racey at me old ppace and i heard it all z tiem
27:00 <Doodle> and his teammate got demoted for it
27:00 <faux> raceway
27:00 <faux> wow
27:00 <faux> i type like a downie
27:00 <Doodle> ye poodleman lives up the road from the melb gp
28:00 <faux> nice 1
28:00 <dematerialised> hihi k9
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
28:00 <Doodle> he got kicked off the track this year
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> haihi2u
28:00 <faux> lmao
28:00 <robot> whos doin cuddles
28:00 <faux> was he nude
28:00 <Doodle> for riding his bike on it
28:00 <faux> o
28:00 <dematerialised> i need a cuddle robot
28:00 <Doodle> and he had his poodle
28:00 <dematerialised> can we please cuddle
28:00 <robot> k
28:00 <faux> me pik me robutt
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> what’s happening
28:00 <dematerialised> woohoo
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> dem, buy a pregnancy pillow and hug that
28:00 <Skirmish> $380 green slip! Bargain. 
28:00 <dematerialised> nah k9
28:00 <dematerialised> i need warm cuddles, and someone to stroke my hair
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> just till you find yo next victim
28:00 <dematerialised> and tell me everything is ok
29:00 <Doodle> i need warm hair and someone to stroke me dick
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
29:00 <faux> oh
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> dem meet doodle…
29:00 <faux> lolol
29:00 <Doodle> loool
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> you guys could … ah…
29:00 <Doodle> spoon
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> do stuff and things
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, spoon!
29:00 <faux> NOW PLS
29:00 <faux> and take pix for us
29:00 <Doodle> good grief
29:00 <stompin> tits out
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> STROKE ME HAIR NOW!!!
29:00 <Doodle> clam down lady
29:00 <dematerialised> i'd give Doodle a cuddle though
29:00 <dematerialised> straight up
29:00 <faux> u clam dwon
29:00 <dematerialised> dunno about spooning though
30:00 <Doodle> lol one of me mates hugged me today it was wierd guy
30:00 <Doodle> his wife was watching
30:00 <dematerialised> haah
30:00 <TheRon> i loke pregnant just before showing boobs
30:00 <Skirmish> Was just thinking of simba. He would be triggered by all my colours. http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y303/Regi_D/3EA608BE-8EA6-430B-A47E-C5C9D581D0C2_zpsoonsjhyw.jpg
30:00 <faux> id do more than cuddle doodle
30:00 <faux> id stick a fork up his bum and shave his eyebrows off while hes sleepin
30:00 <Doodle> WHAT
30:00 <Doodle> WHY
30:00 <dematerialised> why is your text orange Skirmish
30:00 <Doodle> use a spoon next time
30:00 <dematerialised> that's disgusting
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
31:00 <Skirmish> I like orange. 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> on a black screen!
31:00 <Doodle> wow
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> white only
31:00 <faux> cos ilt
31:00 <faux> and y
31:00 <Doodle> Skirmish has learned how to make his irc look like everyone elses
31:00 <Skirmish> Black screen for all the hardcore users. 
31:00 <Doodle> well done
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank gawd black is for hard core
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> im white
31:00 <Skirmish> Racist
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally
31:00 <Skirmish> Check yo priviledge
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> checks, yep fine
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
32:00 <Doodle> neckst
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> black would be weird for a background
32:00 <Skirmish> Not sure how a d ended up in there. 
32:00 <TheRon> south park
32:00 <Skirmish> Not the first time I've said that. 
32:00 <Doodle> thats what she said Skirmish
32:00 <Doodle> oh
32:00 <Doodle> .
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> im used to white bacground
32:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/SS3V2C0.png
32:00 <dematerialised> thats my mirc
32:00 <TheRon> Skirmish: you know what pc stands for?
32:00 <dematerialised> im not quite black
32:00 <Doodle> loool
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> gay pride dem
33:00 <Clarkson> try to get ya shit right
33:00 <Skirmish> Why is faux marked differently? 
33:00 <dematerialised> faux and serenity are
33:00 <dematerialised> a few people are infact
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> special
33:00 <dematerialised> i highlight the important people
33:00 <Doodle> NOT ME I NOTICED
33:00 <faux> aw
33:00 <Doodle> no spooning for u cunt
33:00 <faux> CuTe
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
33:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB37n0Rd2-8
33:00 <johninja> are you a fan of the wu-tang Skirmish?
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Baby Reacts to Skate Park Collision Views: 489,629 Uploader: C Uploaded: May 14, 2016 Duration: 0m7s Rating: 4.92
33:00 <Skirmish> johninja: Only the song Gravel Pit. 
33:00 <robot> faux irl https://youtu.be/qnD9nmXETMk?t=111
33:00 <TheRon> wu tang?
34:00 <johninja> i see
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> wooooo tang
34:00 <johninja> i am a huge fan
34:00 <stompin> fucking wooo tang.
34:00 <faux> dematerialised: 
34:00 <johninja> well used to be
34:00 <faux> what sre the aeroplanes
34:00 <johninja> not so much anymore
34:00 <stompin> F1 is on soon :D
34:00 <dematerialised> the planes are just a background i like
34:00 <Doodle> WELCOME TO 20 MINS AGO
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> masterchef is on bitches 
34:00 <TheRon> i just remember the clip
34:00 <faux> lol doodle
34:00 <Skirmish> I've got the CD single for Gravel Pit. That's all I like. 
34:00 <faux> i mean
34:00 <faux> robot
35:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <Doodle> oh
35:00 <johninja> fair enough
35:00 <Doodle> fu
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> cd single
35:00 <faux> that is def me irl
35:00 <dematerialised> faux: adds colour to the screen and the grey is better than black
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you 15 skirmish?
35:00 <faux> ahh
35:00 <Doodle> someone go shower me pls
35:00 <faux> psy
35:00 <Doodle> eep
35:00 <faux> if i must
35:00 <Doodle> its cold tho
35:00 <Skirmish> I didn't buy it yesterday .... 
35:00 <robot> lol
35:00 <Doodle> lol fu
35:00 <faux> lollll
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive got lotion
36:00 <Doodle> umm
36:00 <faux> hot
36:00 <Doodle> i'd rather have a shower
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> and good bye horses song playing 
36:00 <Doodle> NO
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <Doodle> would u fuk me? i'd fuk me
36:00 <faux> LOLLLLLL
36:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7VhofoV3qs   <------ you will like these guys too then. 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS
36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: So Solid Crew - 21 Seconds (Official Video) Views: 2,413,000 Uploader: sosolidfamily Uploaded: Mar 21, 2013 Duration: 5m8s Rating: 4.71
36:00 <Skirmish> johninja
36:00 <dematerialised> actually i just checked, the only people i have colours in mirc for are me, faux, sezz and gir
36:00 <dematerialised> i swear i had more at some point
36:00 <faux> cos we are fantastic obv
36:00 <faux> well i am
36:00 <faux> the rest of you can suck it
36:00 <dematerialised> you've been red for years though
37:00 <Doodle> faux ist fantastischen
37:00 <faux> ye
37:00 <faux> sprechen sie dick
37:00 <Doodle> lmao
37:00 <faux> or however unspell it
37:00 <faux> u*
37:00 <faux> was i close
37:00 <katatonic_kate01>  fuck i hate masterchef and the lame stories….. im 40 and ive wanted to be a chef all my life…..
37:00 <Clarkson> eat my cock moke
37:00 <Skirmish> I don't know how to set colours for specific people. I don't think anyone really stands out as special enough for a specific colour anyway. 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> WHY WAIT so long
37:00 <Doodle> no its spelt deutsche
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> IDIOT!
38:00 <faux> yeah my client just assigns diff colours to everyone
38:00 <faux> and they change
38:00 <dematerialised> its mostly so when im looking at a channel that's being shitted up, i can actually see people i want to talk to
38:00 <dematerialised> Doodel would have a colour if he told me what colour he wants
38:00 <dematerialised> and its not already taken
38:00 <Doodle> pink
38:00 <dematerialised> cant, sezz has pink/purple
38:00 <johninja> i am fine with the mirc default
38:00 <Doodle> brown
38:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u84d7nY8pQ 
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: geto boys unedited version damn it feels good to be a gangsta Views: 2,813,066 Uploader: carlo8989 Uploaded: Sep 30, 2007 Duration: 5m15s Rating: 4.80
38:00 <dematerialised> brown it is
38:00 <Doodle> wooooooooooooooo
39:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/ZR8FEOP
39:00 <faux> ^
39:00 <couleurs> i'm neon grean
39:00 <faux> kates is some ugly colour
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <Doodle> i dont have any colours for people
39:00 <TheRon> dees got done couleurs 
39:00 <faux> colores and Skirmish are purple
39:00 <couleurs> go da dees
39:00 <dematerialised> brown looks weird on my background
39:00 <dematerialised> but it is done
40:00 <faux> oo demat is Gray
40:00 <faux> Grey
40:00 <faux> .
40:00 <faux> whats tje diff
40:00 <dematerialised> also fox are you playing pokemans?
40:00 <faux> nah not atm
40:00 <dematerialised> ah
40:00 <dematerialised> i saw the symbol
40:00 <dematerialised> on ur pic
40:00 <faux> im playin kingdom hearts
40:00 <dematerialised> cool
40:00 <Skirmish> I have changed my text to aqua blue now. It's a nice change. 
41:00 <faux> ye
41:00 <faux> ok bbs im gonna prepare meself for some comfortableness
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://imgur.com/t0fSJyJ
41:00 <dematerialised> i have idle people as dark grey, normal people as grey and me as white
41:00 <TheRon> my blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold, my angel is the centerfold
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> dats mine
41:00 <robot> so
41:00 <dematerialised> because i forget what i say some times so i have to scroll up and check
41:00 <robot> whos doin cuddles
41:00 <dematerialised> no timestamps k9
41:00 <dematerialised> you got damn casual
41:00 <TheRon> one more drink and i'll cuddle anyone
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i has time stamps
42:00 <dematerialised> oh
42:00 <dematerialised> on the right
42:00 <dematerialised> der lol
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty simple
42:00 <faux> term stermps
43:00 <robot> sermterms i like to do a cuddle
43:00 <robot> other times im like no i want th whole bed
44:00 <dematerialised> i am a guy robo
44:00 <dematerialised> t
44:00 <dematerialised> is that ok
44:00 <robot> online ye
44:00 <dematerialised> yeah offline im a girl
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> can’t you ask crissy swan gal to cuddle? She likes yo dick, right?
44:00 <Doodle> loool
44:00 <robot> who?
45:00 <dematerialised> nah
45:00 <dematerialised> i dont want her to come back
45:00 <TheRon> big cuddle
45:00 <TheRiddler> I just washed the dishes, cleaned the stove top and benches
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
45:00 <dematerialised> i only like failing once
45:00 <dematerialised> every few months
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> oj
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> h
45:00 <TheRiddler> wish I had a electric stove or something easier to clean
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> you could fly to japan and pay a professional cuddler
45:00 <dematerialised> true
45:00 <TheRiddler> is she hot?
46:00 <dematerialised> that also satisfies my asian fetish
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> off ya go then
46:00 <TheRiddler> japan is meant to have places where you can do stuff that doesn't involve intercourse
46:00 <dematerialised> but it doesnt
46:00 <Doodle> um
46:00 <dematerialised> because japan is sex mad
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler has all the brochures. 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> @ doodle
47:00 <Doodle> 2 late for katatonic_kate01 TheRiddler
47:00 <Floss> lol there is a kid on the food network that i so going to be gay
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <Floss> like so super hard
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
47:00 <Doodle> Floss!
47:00 <Floss> hes making chocolate ganache atm
47:00 <Doodle> my beloved
47:00 <Floss> hai hai doooooodle
47:00 <Doodle> have u left ur hisband yet
47:00 <Skirmish> japan is angry sex mad. They've been told since WWII not to be angry so they have found other avenues. Like tentacle porn. 
47:00 <Doodle> husband
47:00 <Floss> my "other" doodle :D
47:00 <Doodle> ok let me know when u do
48:00 <Floss> no love but fuck he is close to a flogging
48:00 <Doodle> oh
48:00 <Floss> hes been a grumpy little shit today
48:00 <Doodle> lucky him
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think the japanese are right into underage porn
48:00 <Floss> i even let him sleep in till just before lunch
48:00 <dematerialised> of course they are k9
48:00 <robot> bash him Floss
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> sick fucks
48:00 <TheRiddler> it's socially acceptable there
48:00 <Floss> hes off killing sheep atm
48:00 <Doodle> see i;d never do that Floss you picked the wrong guy
48:00 <dematerialised> japan is a sexual paradise
48:00 <TheRiddler> differen't cultures
48:00 <Doodle> or that
48:00 <Floss> lol doodle
49:00 <Floss> OMG HES SO GAY
49:00 <TheRon> japanese do a lot of kinky shit yet the genitals are censored
49:00 <TheRiddler> all those drawn loli
49:00 <Floss> you should hear him talking
49:00 <Floss> riddler go on food network channel 33
49:00 <TheRiddler> ok
49:00 <Doodle> o
49:00 <Doodle> i thought u meant ur husband
49:00 <Floss> omg he has the hand gestures as well
49:00 <Floss> haha yeah well
50:00 <dematerialised> gays have ruined that child's life
50:00 <dematerialised> they ahve infected him
50:00 <dematerialised> with gaydom
50:00 <Floss> are you watching it??
50:00 <dematerialised> yes
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> nothing wrong with gaydom
50:00 <Floss> I NEED SOMEONE TO SEE IT
50:00 <Floss> lol
50:00 <Floss> hes going to be one of those really flamboyant gays hey
50:00 <TheRiddler> what hentai is your hubby into lol
50:00 <Floss> floating around
50:00 <TheRiddler> I bet loli
50:00 <dematerialised> nothign wrong iwth gay as long as they are sticking their tongue in my ass
50:00 <TheRiddler> :p
50:00 <robot> yea
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> im watching masterchef and cant find the remote
50:00 <robot> k8 is a gay
50:00 <Clarkson> who the fuck is ULTIMATE^WARRIOR
50:00 <robot> leave her al;one
50:00 <Floss> PARDON YOUNG LADY
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> gay, yeah totes
51:00 <TheRiddler> yuri neko loli
51:00 <dematerialised> speaking of burping, i should go get some food
51:00 <Floss> i dont know the names TheRiddler i try to tune them out
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <Floss> hes watching one about they go online into another world or some shit
51:00 <Floss> and you die irl if you die in the game
51:00 <Doodle> original
51:00 <TheRiddler> hentai not anime
51:00 <Floss> oh erm
51:00 <TheRiddler> that's sword art online
51:00 <Floss> oh ok
52:00 <Floss> its all the same to me
52:00 <TheRon> why doesn't two blokes going at it do it for women the same way two chicks going at it does it for men?
52:00 <Floss> he wants to have his birthday at supernova
52:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
52:00 <Doodle> cos its revolting TheRon
52:00 <TheRon> true but still
52:00 <Floss> in the BLASSSSSTY CHILLLLERRRRR
52:00 <Doodle> sounds painful
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yasss your husband wins the 2016 nerd award
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> my husband is safe!
52:00 <Floss> im pretty sure he gets eliminated and cries at the end
53:00 <TheRiddler> chinese girl
53:00 <Floss> he is a total nerd and derp
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <Doodle> i dont know whats going on anymore
53:00 <Floss> ITS OK
53:00 <Doodle> :(
53:00 <TheRiddler> wonder how much a blast chiller costs
53:00 <Doodle> why are you going to stick it in your knob
53:00 <Floss> :o
54:00 <Floss> i would put bananas in it
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
54:00 <Doodle> oh dont be surprised Floss everything ends up in there
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
54:00 <TheRiddler> the blast chiller?
54:00 <Floss> lol yeah what
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, it’s called a freezer
54:00 <Doodle> the rest of his household have been looking for the tv remote ever since he disappeared with it
54:00 <TheRiddler> they go gross brown in the freezer
54:00 <TheRiddler> but they still taste ok
55:00 <Floss> ive been paying ppl in banana bread
55:00 <Floss> borrowed a float-banana bread
55:00 <Doodle> every time he takes a wee one hd comes on
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> banana bread is the best
55:00 <TheRiddler> homemade?
55:00 <Skirmish> Sunday night Jim Beam is the best kind. 
55:00 <Serenity> i want a banana split
55:00 <Doodle> banana bread is terrible for you
55:00 <Floss> omg this black kid knows how to party
55:00 <Serenity> ^
55:00 <Doodle> terr-i-ble
55:00 <TheRon> i bring sheep to my local brothel they just look at me  weird
55:00 <TheRiddler> kid using a blowtorch
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle stop being a fucking kill joy
55:00 <Clarkson> yeah of course fuck i knew it was that
55:00 <Doodle> NO
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES
56:00 <Skirmish> banana anything is terrible. 
56:00 <Serenity> NO
56:00 <Skirmish> Not a great flavour. 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> MICHELLE BRIDGES WANNA BE
56:00 <Serenity> bananas are amazing
56:00 <Floss> does Clarkson just come in with nonsense at random times?
56:00 <Clarkson> yeah but hes only got a bumhole and a schlong and thinks hes a woman
56:00 <Doodle> rofl
56:00 <TheRiddler> I haven't seen the kid yet Floss
56:00 <Trevor> bitches love bananas
56:00 <Serenity> banana bread is fucking horrendous for you even tho it tastes good
56:00 <Clarkson> its all modern western civilasion fucking them up as a people
56:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <Serenity> phew
56:00 <Doodle> ping pong
56:00 <Floss> just wait TheRiddler
56:00 <TheRiddler> I might just turn the rest of my bananas into a shake
57:00 <Floss> THATS HIM
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> I like banana and spelt bread 
57:00 <TheRiddler> black kid?
57:00 <Doodle> hippy
57:00 <Skirmish> I don't mind eating the odd banana (no Doodle, that is not a metaphor) but I am not a huge fan of the flavour. 
57:00 <Floss> no the other one
57:00 <TheRiddler> oh
57:00 <TheRiddler> I missed
57:00 <Floss> blonde hair striped shirt i think
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> makes me feel better
57:00 <TheRiddler> oh ok
57:00 <Doodle> Skirmish likes bananas
57:00 <Floss> YES
57:00 <Floss> CLOSE!
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> its awesome toasted with butter
57:00 <TheRiddler> where do you store bananas anyways
57:00 <Floss> OMG TAKING SOOO LONG
57:00 <Doodle> he doesnt like the flavour
57:00 <Doodle> so he shelves them
57:00 <TheRiddler> ahh yes
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i hate bananas on their own
57:00 <Floss> lol look at his arms
57:00 <Floss> floundering around
58:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: As far away from apples as you can. Apples give off a chemical that makes bananas ripen faster. 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <TheRiddler> reminds me of that kid from school of rock
58:00 <Doodle> store them in your peehole
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <Floss> yes!!
58:00 <Trevor> what are good keanu reeves movies k go
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can put a bananas in brown paper bag, but it’s self and it will ripen
58:00 <Doodle> there arent any
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, youre in the right place - what vintage
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> keanu are you looking for
59:00 <Trevor> oi kate
59:00 <Floss> lol family guy where the woodpecker is on his head
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> what cunt?
59:00 <Doodle> keanu reeves is about as good an actor as my front door, and just as wooden
59:00 <Trevor> shuttup
59:00 <robot> Trevor bill n teds 3
59:00 <TheRiddler> I store my bananas in the cupboard
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle take that BACK
59:00 <TheRiddler> pantry
59:00 <TheRiddler> even
59:00 <Doodle> no
59:00 <Doodle> he is shit
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> take that back noW!
59:00 <robot> i store me bananas in me pants
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
59:00 <TheRiddler> but they ripen in a week
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is me fave
00:00 <Floss> id bang him but i wouldnt watch his movies
00:00 <TheRiddler> er
00:00 <Doodle> the only movie i like with him in it is parenthood, and only cos he plays himself
00:00 <Doodle> a total dipshit
00:00 <TheRiddler> they're all covered in spots
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
00:00 <TheRiddler> rather
00:00 <TheRon> i've got a banana and two grapefruits
00:00 <Floss> Doodle youre just jelly
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is sex on legs
00:00 <Doodle> he is intelligent but he cant act
00:00 <Floss> agreed
00:00 <Doodle> he is crap at it
00:00 <Trevor> speed was a good movie
00:00 <Trevor> oh wait no it wasnt
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, fuck off
00:00 <Floss> id climb him like a tree
00:00 <Doodle> the matrix suited him cos it required zero acting
00:00 <TheRiddler> the kid could be just part canadian Floss
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ floss 
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too
01:00 <Trevor> yea watching the matrix now
01:00 <TheRon> fabio?
01:00 <Trevor> its so gay
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle!
01:00 <Serenity> Im sorry Im going to have to be sick all over you immediately
01:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> well youre into all thing gay trevor, right
01:00 <TheRiddler> john wick, bill n ted, matrix
01:00 <Doodle> all shit
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah john wick was good
01:00 <Trevor> its actually a terrible terrible movie that was only successful because of all the mystery they used in their marketting on pre-release
01:00 <TheRiddler> no
01:00 <Floss> omg i would never eat this food these kids are making
02:00 <Floss> they keep touching it
02:00 <Floss> OMG
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> POINT BREAK
02:00 <TheRon> i hear keanu reeves is flammable on set
02:00 <Floss> he couldnt wait to put the glitter on
02:00 <TheRon> he's so wooden
02:00 <TheRiddler> what about the 1 with the hot sauce?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d pretty much fuck the entire cast
02:00 <Doodle> lolol
02:00 <Doodle> well
02:00 <Doodle> thats not saying much
02:00 <Floss> lol kate
02:00 <Doodle> ;)
02:00 <Floss> we are talking about a kids show that works sooo well
02:00 <TheRiddler> oh forgot point break
03:00 <Doodle> everyone forgets point break cos it was forgettable
03:00 <Doodle> and shit
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> there was this really lame keanu one where he played a basball coach for kids…. that was lame
03:00 <Doodle> no thats his real life katatonic_kate01
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> 47 ronin for that japanese feel… cos i do love all things japanse
03:00 <Trevor> TheRiddler, hot sauce? I like hot sauce
03:00 <TheRiddler> aww I want the first girl
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
03:00 <TheRiddler> with the freckles
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> dracula!
03:00 <TheRiddler> n strawberry blonde hair
04:00 <robot> TheRiddler on a friday night: https://youtu.be/VcJasnxksxA?t=282
04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Best Fails of the Week 1 April 2013 || FailArmy Views: 8,289,972 Uploader: FailArmy Uploaded: Apr 6, 2013 Duration: 6m1s Rating: 4.79
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i didn’t get orange freckles - thankfully
04:00 <TheRiddler> she's adorable
04:00 <Floss> lol riddler pedo bear
04:00 <Trevor> i liked chain reaction
04:00 <TheRiddler> ew fail army
04:00 <Doodle> dont say adorable
04:00 <Trevor> except its gay
04:00 <Floss> lol the black kids is so fkn cool
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s because youre gay trevor
04:00 <Clarkson> and actually engineers interviewed about it say the same shit Kynetic
05:00 <robot> u mad coz u on failarmy riddler
05:00 <Doodle> flailarmsy
05:00 <Trevor> johnny mnemonic was also good
05:00 <dematerialised> nachos get in mah belleeehhhhhh
05:00 <Floss> oh Kynetic must have ignored me
05:00 <Floss> clarkson never makes sense
05:00 <Clarkson> Anth0ny's sisters are gay and mines too young
05:00 <robot> Kynetic ignored me too
05:00 <Floss> lol how gay is his cake
05:00 <Clarkson> omg family feast that fukn cunt
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, ive got a gay one for you - which is prob much ike your life “my own pribate idaho
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol that hand gesture
06:00 <Trevor> pribate idaho aye
06:00 <TheRiddler> Floss
06:00 <Floss> lol i know riddler
06:00 <Floss> hahaha
06:00 <Floss> it looks like a nice cake
06:00 <Floss> LOL
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i assume you have a lisp 
06:00 <Floss> omg they gayness is so strong with this one
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> LITTLE BUDDHA for a spiritual experience
07:00 <Floss> gay colby
07:00 <TheRiddler> no heat just full of fabulous
07:00 <Floss> colby sandwich
07:00 <Floss> with men
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh he is just so versatile 
07:00 <TheRon> colby is the best cheese
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> in what universe
08:00 <TheRon> mine
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
08:00 <Floss> i like mild cheese
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> you want some soft cheese 
08:00 <robot> ye
08:00 <Floss> im scared to answer
08:00 <robot> gimme ur cheese k8
08:00 <TheRon> i like to sit in the corner and cut the cheese, it's very relaxing to me
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wonder if you could do breastmilk cheese
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> I bet someone has
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> googles
09:00 <Floss> yeah i think its been done
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… over done
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
09:00 <Floss> it would be sweet apparently breastmilk is super sweet
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it’s like skim milk and sugary … well mine was
10:00 <TheRiddler> jarlsberg
10:00 <TheRiddler> gouda
10:00 <Floss> jarlsberg is nice
10:00 <TheRon> i like saying coon
10:00 <Trevor> hmm
10:00 <Trevor> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Blood
10:00 <TheRiddler> apparently coles have this smoked cheese slices
11:00 <Floss> i bought some of that
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive had cashew cheese - that was nice
11:00 <Floss> brody ate it all
11:00 <TheRiddler> plastic cheese*
11:00 <TheRiddler> oh
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <TheRon> only time you can say it when you are talking about cheese
11:00 <Trevor> coles are smoking cheese now?
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> like you couldn’t tell it was nut cheese
11:00 <TheRiddler> they're pretty nice
11:00 <Floss> i love love the cream cheese with aprocot and walnuts
11:00 <TheRiddler> smoked cheese is great
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> kraft cheese.. the one hat reequires no fridge
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it was like that floss… the chashew cheese…. 
11:00 <TheRon> ever made blue vein cheese pasta?
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> it stinks too bad for me to try it
12:00 <Floss> can you eat soft cheese kate?
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
12:00 <TheRon> with white wine
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i eat it all the time
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> the cheeses in aust are safe
12:00 <Floss> they say you cant eat deli meat, bbq chook and saft cheese
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
12:00 <Floss> id fkn starve if i was preggo lol
12:00 <TheRiddler> there's a cheese like blue vein but it's white
12:00 <TheRon> cheses from china not so much
13:00 <TheRiddler> and doesn't smell
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> I eat cheese platters with deli meats all the time…. in the first 3 - 4 months of me pregnancy it’s all i ate
13:00 <TheRiddler> has a after taste
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ ron
13:00 <TheRon> i'm not sure i want the taste of the south china seas
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol the hotdog icecream
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
14:00 <Floss> lol shes not happy
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
14:00 <Floss> its funny cause they are actually trying to be nice about it cause they are only kids
14:00 <TheRiddler> yep
14:00 <Floss> if it was an adult they would spit it out and give them an ear bashing
15:00 <Floss> MOIST
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
16:00 <TheRon> floss is moist?
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate the word mosit
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> moist
16:00 <TheRiddler> best looking cupcake from a kid
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> moist, belly and panties 
17:00 <dematerialised> mm those nachos were orgasmic
17:00 <dematerialised> i shouldnt have to pay $15 bucks for them though
17:00 <Floss> yeah they arent doing too bad i just cant eat food that kids have made
17:00 <Floss> i think of them wiping their noses and being gross then touching the food
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> you could almost make nachos for 15 bucks and have 3 kilos
17:00 <TheRon> oh that roast chicken was so moist?
17:00 <Trevor> what if the pill they take on the matrix puts them into a permanent state of hallucination and theyre all trapped in a junkie world of dillusion and self importance
17:00 <TheRiddler> I have nearly everything for nachos
17:00 <TheRiddler> except beans
17:00 <Floss> i had toasted sammich now i might have an icecream
18:00 <TheRiddler> and sour cream
18:00 <Trevor> nachos do not require beans
18:00 <Trevor> or sour cream
18:00 <TheRiddler> lies
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes they do
18:00 <Trevor> just use a chorizo
18:00 <Floss> omg brody puts fucking mince on his
18:00 <Floss> im like, kill yourself
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor.. take a fucking pill 
18:00 <Clarkson> it almost makes me beleive you aren't a piece of shit that wouldn't be missed
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> who uses chorizo in nachos
18:00 <TheRiddler> my friend does the quick n easy way
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO ONE EVER!
18:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/gallery/ACoaKSF
18:00 <TheRiddler> salsa and cream cheese
18:00 <TheRiddler> kraft*
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
19:00 <Floss> fucking possums on the roof taunting the dog
19:00 <Trevor> Floss, you know what makes a really good nacho...
19:00 <TheRiddler> they're okay
19:00 <Floss> your mum?
19:00 <Trevor> dinner winner chili con carne
19:00 <Floss> oh
19:00 <Trevor> a nacho with pasta
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
19:00 <Floss> theres a pretty good nacho chicken salsa recipe on the slow cooker site
19:00 <dematerialised> you're a slow cooker
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need a slow cooker
20:00 <Floss> now and then
20:00 <Floss> its awesome for mongolian beef
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna make stuff and things in it for winter
20:00 <Floss> slowcookerrecipesforfamilies
20:00 <Floss> on facebook
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i bet there are over 90000000 members
21:00 <Skirmish> http://i.imgur.com/9XJPCyP.jpg
21:00 <Skirmish> Paul is smart. 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <Floss> when i first joined there were a few thousand
21:00 <Floss> then it just boomed out of control
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah….
21:00 <Floss> but the recipes are awesome
21:00 <Floss> and it taught me how to clean it
21:00 <Floss> one hour on low full of water with a dishwasher tablet
22:00 <TheRiddler> should look into a slow cooker
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah riddler you should
22:00 <Floss> its worth having hey
22:00 <TheRiddler> aww
22:00 <Skirmish> That's racist Kim, you squinty eyed fuck.
22:00 <Floss> people make cakes in them
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> it looks super simple
22:00 <TheRiddler> that girl is tiny too
22:00 <Floss> ive made scrolls
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot cakes
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> in a slow cooker
22:00 <Trevor> Skirmish, dude that logic is fucking retarded
22:00 <Floss> and bread
22:00 <Trevor> its like "don't hit girls"
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG SOLD
22:00 <Floss> yeah join that page hey
22:00 <Trevor> yeah cunt, dont hit a girl, even if shes coming at you with a knife
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i shall
22:00 <Floss> just browse the recipes
22:00 <TheRiddler> she won!
22:00 <Floss> its crazy
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, why have you died yet?
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> legit question
23:00 <Trevor> why have I died?
23:00 <Skirmish> haven't*
23:00 <Trevor> well, didn't know that I did
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> haven't
23:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Yoooooo kids
23:00 <dematerialised> Trevor, why haven't you died yet?
23:00 <dematerialised> legit question
23:00 <Floss> the black kids is my fave
23:00 <Floss> omg colbys gunna cry riddler!!!
23:00 <Floss> muahahahaha
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <Trevor> can I make you guys angry plz
23:00 <Floss> cry gayboy cry
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol thanks team awesome ^ 5
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> you don’t make anyone cry trevor
24:00 <Trevor> I've hit quite a few girls in my time, in the duty of my work
24:00 <Floss> we can have an internet cooking day kate
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> or angry
24:00 <Floss> COLBY
24:00 <Floss> HAHAHAHAHA
24:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Trevor: The only thing you've hit is your cock trying to make it stand at attention.
24:00 <Clarkson> you watch 2 much extreme porn
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas we can!
24:00 <Floss> lolol hes crying
24:00 <TheRiddler> she should of cut out the middle for the cream
24:00 <TheRon> i ain't missing you at all
24:00 <TheRiddler> of the cupcakes
24:00 <Trevor> bbl i need to play minesweeper
24:00 <TheRiddler> for presentation purposes
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ 13thorder!!
24:00 <TheRiddler> and call it something else
25:00 <TheRon> saints got smashed
25:00 <Floss> lol yer
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, please don’t come back. 
25:00 <Floss> a grownup knows how to be sneaky
25:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Minesweeper? Fuck, that's usually a first turn misclick for someone as big a loser as you are Trevor.
25:00 <Floss> fuck that dna show pisses me off
25:00 <Trevor> ok ill be back soon
25:00 <TheRiddler> improvisation
25:00 <Floss> sooo fucking self indulgent
25:00 <Skirmish> http://i.imgur.com/xKdKWQg.jpg   <-------- I have seen this story before but someone has added the yelling bird at the bottom. Made me laugh a lot. 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i mean, trevor please some back i for one will miss you soooo much <3
25:00 <TheRiddler> keep going ThirteenthOrder
26:00 <Floss> theres a cheesy chicken recipe that is OMG kate
26:00 <Floss> you should do that one
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> sound weird!
26:00 <Floss> its fucking rad ive made it about 5 times
26:00 <Trevor> one of my friends said that minesweeper is impossible to play
26:00 <Trevor> so yea ive discovered a passion for it lately
26:00 <TheRiddler> make a lemon chicken
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://juliasalbum.com/2015/07/creamy-broccoli-chicken-and-bacon-pasta-recipe/ << floss this!
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> is amazing
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> and riddler
26:00 <Trevor> its actually really good on windows 10
26:00 <TheRiddler> in it
26:00 <Floss> it uses cream of chicken soup and cream chese with brocolli and chicken
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lots of her stuff is amazing
27:00 <Floss> oh that looks unreal
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh I do love broc , cheese and chicken…. could be a winner
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ITS the best
27:00 <Floss> i wanna make a thai chicken salad
27:00 <TheRon> paradise by the dashboard light
27:00 <katatonic_kate01>  soooo good
27:00 <Floss> i will never be anorexic
28:00 <Floss> food is too good
28:00 <TheRiddler> make a chicken cassarole with a stuffing mix in the middle
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <TheRiddler> bake thing
28:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Trevor:  Your use of Windows 10 is let down by the fact you use Windows 10 N...
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw…. chicken breast, then add stuffing to the breast, and then wrap in bacon then bake
28:00 <TheRon> we were barley 17 and we were barely dressed
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> serve with whatever yo want…. veg or salad 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> or pasta… 
29:00 <Floss> http://www.slowcookercentral.com/recipe/cheesy-chicken/
29:00 <Floss> this one kate
29:00 <Floss> i have it with potato though i dont like rice
30:00 <Floss> its sooooooo good
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm looks weird
30:00 <Floss> real comfort food
30:00 <TheRon> rice is th ebest jerry
30:00 <TheRiddler> try cauliflower
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> but will prob taste delish
30:00 <TheRiddler> next time
30:00 <Floss> i have with with broc and cauli
31:00 <Devil_Girl> I love that page
31:00 <ThirteenthOrder> So I've now become a full blown single guy...
31:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I got myself a Plasma Ball
31:00 <Picard> hi
31:00 <ThirteenthOrder> PICARD, MY BESTIE HOW ARE YOU? :)
31:00 <Picard> ok,u
31:00 <ThirteenthOrder> ded
31:00 <ThirteenthOrder> :(
32:00 <Picard> ok
32:00 <TheRon> anybody see mad as hell??
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.slowcookercentral.com/recipe/thousand-island-sausages-veggies/ <— floss WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit sauce
32:00 <TheRon> the father brown skit hit home
32:00 <ThirteenthOrder> That reminds me, I need to set up my Slow Cooker Tuesday... lol
32:00 <Picard> its sunday, u have time
33:00 <Floss> im buggered
33:00 <Doodle> pix
34:00 <Floss> im still in chaps
34:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRgGpYQ4hYU
34:00 <Doodle> hng
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Father Brown | Shaun Micallefâ€™s MAD AS HELL | Wednesdays, 8:30pm, ABC Views: 1,098 Uploader: madashellabctv Uploaded: May 12, 2016 Duration: 1m43s Rating: 5.00
34:00 <Trevor> man minesweeper is so impossible thats why i just won on a hard board
34:00 <Trevor> bitches love it aye
34:00 <Clarkson> [13:13:58] candichan he might just make you watch him eat his own jizz like he proudly said before
34:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Sunday... nah... fuck sunday...  I worked today, and my boss is the most fucking biggest bitch I know other than my ex
35:00 <ThirteenthOrder> "Things have changed since you worked here, you have to cook all your own food for the parties" "Uhhh, aren't you meant to supply training for that?" "Just ask someone else, I'm too busy"...
35:00 <ThirteenthOrder> then she goes out for a smoke with her daughter..
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i worked today too, no boss. Bonus.
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe get a new job ASAP
36:00 <ThirteenthOrder> "Why aren't you staying on schedule?" "Because your 14 year olds can't get their shit in order"... she left me alone after that... lol
36:00 <Devil_Girl> https://fbcdn-photos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtf1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/13173941_10209088191947205_1667824592538842241_n.jpg?oh=c06abd5c7ddf673b3d6abe00e3180c9f&oe=57A5B80F&__gda__=1470704631_6fc79154c394da9b028583ab9a8a26ee
36:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I'm looking for a new job, applying all around the place... lol
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
37:00 <TheRon> sorry but that mad as hell skit had me in tears
38:00 <ThirteenthOrder> They expect so fucking much, I can't Cook, look after kids, can't leave kids alone, and do everything my boss expects to miraculously happen... I'm not putting down for any more shifts... the moment I can get a new job... quitting... lol. She wouldn't even let me sign on, but I said "Oh, didn't you guys have Fair Work in here a few months ago?" :P
39:00 <ThirteenthOrder> She can pay me my motherfucking $30 an hour for 3 hours... lol
39:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13220912_1177138228997833_4530530071278700987_n.jpg?oh=a4fc4f71324183789534417138fd1a4c&oe=57D84A70 for kk
40:00 <TheRon> you down with O.P.P.
40:00 <Floss> haz icecream
41:00 <Floss> i dont mind that barista style nescafe
41:00 <Trevor> ThirteenthOrder, pro tip: don't have kids
42:00 <Trevor> hope i've helped
42:00 <Floss> ^
45:00 <Trevor> seriously its the best thing you can do... the only people who disagree with me are idiets who had kids, who obviously don't want to look like idiets... so i must be right
45:00 <couleurs> me 2
46:00 <TheRon> i am everyday people
46:00 <faux> im every woman
46:00 <Immutable> love that song
47:00 <Floss> my ovaries chrivel and die when i hear a baby
47:00 <Floss> shrivel even
47:00 <Trevor> yea im pretty sure my semen also begins to die off in the company of children
48:00 <Floss> i like sleeping in and doing whetever i want
48:00 <Floss> i dont hate kids but the majority of kids piss me off
48:00 <Immutable> me too floss
48:00 <TheRon> i see kids in a mall, and i'm like " yeah, having kids real soon!"
48:00 <faux> i just hate loud ones
48:00 <faux> and dirty ones
50:00 <Trevor> Floss, parents say that having kids is a magical experience... but you know whats even better than having kids? Everything.
50:00 <TheRon> run dmc - it's tricky
50:00 <Floss> lol trevor
50:00 <Floss> they just say that cause they cant go back
50:00 <Floss> may as well lie
50:00 <Trevor> i agree
50:00 <Trevor> btw, dtf?
51:00 <Floss> id rather not have kids and wonder if i should have, then have them and KNOW i shouldnt have but be stuck with them
51:00 <Floss> oh an no i am not :D
52:00 <Trevor> yeah its a pretty fucked commitment... 
52:00 <robot> who wants to c my wang
52:00 <robot> i already showed faux
52:00 <Trevor> i see it as the same thing as going to prison for punching a famous politican
52:00 <Picard> perth must have fuck all to do, people spent hours today waiting at the airport to watch a cargo plane land 
52:00 <robot> ne1 2 c my wang?
52:00 <robot> http://www.mauseum.net/Wang/Wang_1.jpg
52:00 <Trevor> might seem worth it at the time, but uhh, you're sentenced a term
53:00 <Serenity> yeah dumb cunt people who enjoy planes going to see one of the biggest planes in the world
53:00 <Serenity> idiets
53:00 <Floss> i wouldve gone if i was in perth
53:00 <Trevor> robot, wang's were really good back in the day
53:00 <Immutable> <3 Serenity 
53:00 <Immutable> I love your fatness
53:00 <Floss> dafuq
54:00 <Serenity> it was 5 mins away from here and im not interested in it at all but for people who enjoy planes its nice
54:00 <Floss> its crazy to see something that big in the sky
54:00 <Floss> i can appreciate it for that
54:00 <Serenity> yeah its crazy
55:00 <couleurs> i would be interested if it was 1 of the biggest pizzas in the world
55:00 <Trevor> Serenity, was that the russian antonov?
55:00 <Serenity> indeed
55:00 <Picard> yeah sure is,spend hours waiting and its over in 2 minutes
55:00 <Trevor> you know that is quite a marvel of engineering that you couldve witnessed
55:00 <Picard> i can see the logic in that
55:00 <Serenity> im sure it is but im not interested in planes
56:00 <Picard> i read one fucktard flew from far north qld to watch it 
56:00 <TheRon> arrested development - Tennessee  
56:00 <Serenity> so he has a hobby picard. get a fucking grip
56:00 <Trevor> oh ok well maybe planes arent interested in you either which is why youll never go on a holiday
56:00 <Serenity> its what he enjoys
56:00 <Floss> i had a really nice nap today so it was a good day even though i didnt see the plane
57:00 <Picard> Trevor i go on plenty of holidays, all im concerned with it getting me back on the ground safely
57:00 <Trevor> Picard, thats nice except i never asked and nobody cares about the bald fat man on the plane
58:00 <Floss> i prefer taking off camping near a beach than getting on a plane anywhere
58:00 <Trevor> Picard, if your daughter is there, i might care about her tho
58:00 <Picard> 16000 bored cunts in perth today
58:00 <Clarkson> pusnut: why are you ragging out on Tara n saying shit about her
58:00 <faux> robot irl
58:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1011028382320132&id=698899816866325
58:00 <couleurs> Yeah Trevor, Picard travels to such exotic locations as Bangkok and Bali and uh... Bangkok and Bali. Every Year.
58:00 <Floss> lol
58:00 <Picard> the dockers cant win a game so they need some entertainment
59:00 <Floss> for the ladyboys?
59:00 <couleurs> ;)
59:00 <Picard> couleurs i do?
59:00 <Trevor> couleurs, i wish i went to bangkok
59:00 <Floss> does your gf have a willy picard?
59:00 <Picard> never been to Bali, its for scum
59:00 <faux> what is the life span of a Fly
59:00 <robot> faux which ones me
59:00 <Floss> hey where is b1?
59:00 <robot> farmer or karl
00:00 <couleurs> i bean their it's humid af and every1 wants to rob you politely 
00:00 <faux> teh idiet farmer
00:00 <robot> lol
00:00 <faux> lolll
00:00 <Floss> has he not been here for a while?
00:00 <robot> love karl
00:00 <Picard> he died
00:00 <Trevor> brb ice cream
00:00 <faux> oo
00:00 <Trevor> no kids allowed
00:00 <Floss> lol picard are u kidding
00:00 <faux> i could do some i scream
00:00 <robot> LOL @ karl losing it
00:00 <Doodle> /nick Iscream
01:00 <Doodle> hnggg
01:00 <faux> plng
01:00 <Doodle> splat
01:00 <faux> shhmnng
01:00 <Doodle> foooooof
01:00 <faux> oyf
01:00 <Doodle> :o
01:00 <faux> we r so scy
01:00 <faux> sxy
01:00 <Doodle> ino
01:00 <Floss> lol
01:00 <Floss> sxc drps
01:00 <faux> lolllll
02:00 <faux> k im gonna pee and grt some more wine
02:00 <faux> wish me luck 
02:00 <TheRon> jessie paint your pictures of how it's gonna be
02:00 <Floss> yeah im gunna go for my shower
02:00 <Doodle> gluck
02:00 <Doodle> i had a shower it was glorious
02:00 <Doodle> cos i was in it
02:00 <Floss> pfff
02:00 <Doodle> GLORIOUS
02:00 <Floss> did you have a j arthur
02:00 <Doodle> lol no
03:00 <Floss> yeah right
03:00 <Trevor> Doodle, glorious things arent supposed to happen without kids in your life
03:00 <Picard> go stalk his facebook
03:00 <TheRon> i have a john thomas
03:00 <Floss> trevor
03:00 <Doodle> .
03:00 <Floss> r/childfree
03:00 <Floss> its fantastic
04:00 <TheRon> your children are free range childredren?
05:00 <Floss> free of children
05:00 <Floss> duh
06:00 <TheRiddler> his mind is small
06:00 <TheRon> close enough
06:00 <robot> did you hit your head today ron? 
06:00 <TheRon> about 8 beers
06:00 <robot> ye
06:00 <robot> i dont drink nemore
06:00 <TheRon> weak
06:00 <robot> na
07:00 <Floss> lol i still need to go shower brb
07:00 <Devil_Girl> Or any less
08:00 <dematerialised> aaaaaaabsolutely
08:00 <dematerialised> faaaaaaaaabulous
08:00 <TheRon> you say it best when you say nothing at ll
09:00 <Trevor> Floss, i do believe you overstated that thread
09:00 <robot> dematerialised i was pumpin that in me car
09:00 <Trevor> its alright but its not fantastic
09:00 <Trevor> like this one... its alright
09:00 <Trevor> http://imgur.com/6V5t40e
09:00 <dematerialised> robot were you dancing like an animal?
09:00 <dematerialised> because if not i feel you have missed the point of it
10:00 <robot> ye
10:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT0Hy_EQe_4
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Absolutely Fabulous - Pet Shop Boys Views: 53,427 Uploader: PSBelectronica Uploaded: Jan 17, 2010 Duration: 3m45s Rating: 4.91
10:00 <dematerialised> pet shob boys
10:00 <dematerialised> shop even
10:00 <dematerialised> so good
11:00 <TheRon> all night long
11:00 <robot> lol pet shob
13:00 <Trevor> Floss, brb drinking without my children
15:00 <couleurs> guys, eurovision is on again
15:00 <robot> which ch
15:00 <couleurs> i feel like i've seen it 4 times now
15:00 <couleurs> sbs
15:00 <Immutable> domino dancing
16:00 <TheRon> heaven is a place on earth
17:00 <couleurs> just whatever you do, don't un-mute it
18:00 <robot> thx colours i put it on
20:00 <couleurs> no sombrero
20:00 <TheRon> i'm walking on sunshine
22:00 <Trevor> https://www.facebook.com/triplemsydney/posts/1042192852512319?pnref=story
23:00 <robot> latvia looks like hes gonna cry
24:00 <couleurs> Ron knows all the songs i'm gonna hire him as my jukebox 4 my 21st
24:00 <robot> nice
24:00 <couleurs> they all do robo.......
26:00 <couleurs> might go watch a movie cos y'all BoRiN' atm
26:00 <robot> sry
26:00 <couleurs> no sombrero
26:00 <Trevor> sorry about that couleurs 
26:00 <robot> its fuaxs fault
26:00 <Trevor> we've been trying to improve
29:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/nI8bRZW.jpg
29:00 <couleurs> HEhEhe
29:00 <couleurs> My RiDe
30:00 <dematerialised> make sure you ask to add a beverage or hash browns
33:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/i8GvHtw.png
33:00 <couleurs> Let Me Go Get the Money
34:00 <dematerialised> be careful of his Antics
36:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/3u73dSv.png
36:00 <dematerialised> haha
37:00 <dematerialised> is he dead
37:00 <couleurs> No, He's Fat
37:00 <dematerialised> ok so not yet
39:00 <couleurs> https://jonnegroni.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/1322337746_b504365daffc.png?w=1200
39:00 <couleurs> he that 
41:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going to do a banana cinnamon shake tonight
41:00 <Picard> after u shove it in your arse?
41:00 <TheRiddler> no you sicko
42:00 <dematerialised> picard was just wondering if he could taste your chocolate starfish is all
45:00 <Picard> it wouldnt be the first thing he has had in his arse
45:00 <dematerialised> that's right
47:00 <stompin> fucking 3rd world internet.
49:00 <johninja> indeed
49:00 <johninja> thanks tony
50:00 <couleurs> :p
50:00 <couleurs> ;)
50:00 <TheRiddler> choc banana split eh?
54:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7bCqEsSacQ
54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: NerdÂ³ Plays... Job Simulator - Chef! Views: 150,721 Uploader: OfficialNerdCubed Uploaded: May 14, 2016 Duration: 20m48s Rating: 4.97
54:00 <robot> ne 1 doin wheelies?
55:00 <couleurs> me
55:00 <johninja> http://www.natgeotv.com.au/videos/david-attenboroughs-life-story/young-meerkat-meets-cobra-4057.aspx 
00:00 <robot> the landlord says your rent is late
00:00 <robot> he might have to litigate
00:00 <robot> dont worry
00:00 <robot> be happy
00:00 <robot> i give you my phone number, you worried you give me a call
02:00 <couleurs> r u guys watching louis telephone on autism
02:00 <robot> what
02:00 <robot> no whats that
03:00 <couleurs> louis theroux 
03:00 <couleurs> u no the big nosed british guy
03:00 <couleurs> who thinks he's sooooo smart
04:00 <couleurs> lol funny autistics are funny they're like a non stop wikipedia irl but when they get violent they're fucken asshoels
08:00 <couleurs> and that's my review
09:00 <couleurs> it's on abc2 robo
09:00 <couleurs> better than watching eurovision for the 8th time
10:00 <robot> lol
11:00 <couleurs> lol george the fatty getting a haircut
14:00 <couleurs> the big nose guy is cool
14:00 <johninja> he's ok
14:00 <johninja> he seems like he is confused a lot when i have watched it
15:00 <johninja> like when he went to the whorehouse
15:00 <couleurs> what!!!!!!
15:00 <johninja> he spent like 10 minutes sitting there being confused
15:00 <johninja> about wether to bang a whore or not i thin
16:00 <couleurs> ok
17:00 <couleurs> do you think the scientologists are going to kill him now that he made a doco about them?
17:00 <johninja> lol
17:00 <johninja> i think they would try
18:00 <johninja> they made a doco about him 
18:00 <johninja> iirc
19:00 <couleurs> yea i heard, they gonna expose him while he expose them
19:00 <amelia> i will punch @ you robothead
19:00 <TheRiddler> hai ashakia
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you not speak ill of my religion, thank you.
20:00 <TheRiddler> that didn't turn out right
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> I identify as a scientologist.
20:00 <amelia> hurro asheh how you
20:00 <TheRiddler> good
20:00 <TheRiddler> just made banana shake
20:00 <TheRiddler> want some
20:00 <TheRiddler> there's alot more cinnamon
20:00 <amelia> Yummmmmmmmmm
20:00 <amelia> wotchu put in jt
21:00 <couleurs> w/ever katatonic_kake01 your religion is donutology
21:00 <TheRiddler> just bananas cinnamon light vanilla icecream
21:00 <amelia> yummy
21:00 <TheRiddler> and used vanilla shake n shake
21:00 <TheRiddler> instead of milk
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm donut
21:00 <TheRiddler> probably a bit too sugary
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm
22:00 <amelia> vanilla shake n shake?
22:00 <TheRiddler> those milk drinks from brownes
22:00 <TheRiddler> that get thicker when you shake them
22:00 <amelia> are they like up n go?
22:00 <TheRiddler> supa shakes they used to be called
22:00 <TheRiddler> nope
22:00 <amelia> ohhh
22:00 <johninja> that's cement m8
22:00 <amelia> like choc milks
23:00 <amelia> but vanilla
23:00 <johninja> you aren't supposed to drink it
23:00 <amelia> I get it
23:00 <TheRiddler> they had like chocolate, honeycomb choc, vanilla 
23:00 <TheRiddler> used to have rocky road n cookies n cream for a bit
24:00 <amelia> sounds super sweet
24:00 <TheRiddler> http://brownesdairy.com.au/products/shake-n-shake-2/
25:00 <TheRiddler> they use thickening cream in it
26:00 <couleurs> https://imgur.com/gallery/Q4WKJDZ
26:00 <nubbymcnu> i make my own thickening cream
26:00 <amelia> yux
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <TheRiddler> you could banned for that couleurs
27:00 <TheRiddler> +get
27:00 <TheRiddler> porn is fine
27:00 <couleurs> #bad2dabone
27:00 <TheRiddler> but spiders are ban
30:00 <couleurs> lol this is louis from the uk he's popular he has a wikipedia page
33:00 <TheRiddler> wtf is with fennel being popular
33:00 <TheRiddler> in cooking
33:00 <TheRiddler> recently
34:00 <johninja> fkn normies
35:00 <TheRiddler> johninja my wife slept with another man in ck2 :(
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <johninja> cucked
36:00 <johninja> do you have some DLC enabled
36:00 <johninja> there is one that fucks it up a bit like that
36:00 <TheRiddler> maybe it's because she's also my niece from my half sister and king of roman empire
36:00 <johninja> i don't use it
36:00 <johninja> ahh yes
36:00 <johninja> royalty lol
36:00 <TheRiddler> I am using the way of life dlc
37:00 <couleurs> Ah, You Guys Playing Incest Simulator 1864 Too?
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <johninja> way of life
37:00 <johninja> yeah couleurs
37:00 <johninja> way of life i wouldn't use, it makes everyone massive whores
38:00 <TheRiddler> I wanted it so I could potentially up my stats
38:00 <johninja> you kinda getting the hang of it though?
38:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
38:00 <johninja> sweet
38:00 <TheRiddler> I have half of ireland
38:00 <johninja> nice, should be pretty smooth sailing
38:00 <johninja> you could take chunks of scotland/england even onece you get it
39:00 <TheRiddler> it seems fabricating claims is either slow going or something
39:00 <johninja> yeah
39:00 <johninja> it depends on the guys skill
39:00 <johninja> and also if you have money
39:00 <TheRiddler> yeah thought as much
39:00 <johninja> or prstige
39:00 <johninja> seems to go a lot quicker if you have lots of money and prestige
39:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
40:00 <TheRiddler> my highest chancellor died 
40:00 <TheRiddler> with like 20 diplomacy
40:00 <johninja> damn
41:00 <johninja> did your say your wife is the roman empress?
42:00 <TheRiddler> I also stupidly claimed a territory without thinking and lost my best marshal
42:00 <TheRiddler> nope princess to the empress
42:00 <johninja> ahh yeah
42:00 <johninja> i got all of croatia through marriage once
42:00 <johninja> think thats the best i have done
42:00 <TheRiddler> do you have to claim it to get it?
43:00 <TheRiddler> or does it move to you by succession?
43:00 <amelia> return croatia to it's rightful owner
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
43:00 <johninja> no your wife inherits it
43:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
43:00 <johninja> and then your heir
43:00 <johninja> you can have it back when i am finished with it amelia
44:00 <amelia> i will claim it
44:00 <johninja> well it looks like we got a problem here
44:00 <johninja> Guards!
44:00 <TheRiddler> in my game it got attacked by venice and chopped up
44:00 <amelia> off with your head!
45:00 <TheRiddler> I still have a weak claim through siblings tho
45:00 <johninja> the best way to get land is through holy war
45:00 <johninja> you have to be close to muslims for that though
45:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
46:00 <johninja> try italy or something next game
46:00 <johninja> wait for them to have an infight and attack
46:00 <TheRiddler> I can claim 1 county in ireland by holy war
46:00 <TheRiddler> because the leader is a heretic
46:00 <johninja> oohh must be cathars or something
46:00 <johninja> haha yeah
46:00 <Skirmish> What are you playing? 
46:00 <johninja> crusader kings 2
46:00 <Skirmish> Aids. 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> he means with himself
50:00 <Skirmish> I never got the hang of that game johninja. I used to play a medieval game on the C64 I can vaguely remember. Enjoyed it a lot. 
50:00 <robot> impossible mission was the greatest
50:00 <robot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivHFP3dJAkM
50:00 <Skirmish> I thought it may have been like Total War Medieval ... I was wrong. 
50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: C64 Longplay - Impossible Mission (complete) Views: 127,601 Uploader: DerSchmu Uploaded: Dec 15, 2010 Duration: 24m31s Rating: 4.93
51:00 <Skirmish> Defender of the Crown it was called. 
52:00 <johninja> hmm ok, never played it
52:00 <johninja> CK2 is very hard to get the hang of yeah
52:00 <johninja> so many little things
53:00 <johninja> i used to play lords of the realm a fair bit back in the day
56:00 <johninja> anyone play chess?
57:00 <TheRiddler> there's no hot women on master chef this season
57:00 <Skirmish> I play chess, but my son is heaps better than I am. 
57:00 <johninja> haha that's rad
57:00 <Devil_Girl> I don't play chess and my son is heaps better than I am
57:00 <TheRiddler> I've played chess but I'm no good at it
57:00 <johninja> good to start young
58:00 <Skirmish> He was in the chess club in Primary school lol
58:00 <johninja> you really got to read a few chess books to get to the next level
58:00 <Skirmish> Got him a nice chess set a few years back for christmas. 
59:00 <johninja> i play on facebook
59:00 <johninja> fucking russians man
59:00 <johninja> as soon as you see the crylic name you know you are fucked
59:00 <johninja> it's life for them 
59:00 <johninja> vodka and chess
59:00 <Trevor> just fuckin relax aye
00:00 <Trevor> play a round of minesweeper m8
00:00 <johninja> whip the soliatare out
01:00 <TheRiddler> ok the hottest woman is anastasia
01:00 <TheRiddler> or should I say prettiest
02:00 <Trevor> oi ashley
02:00 <Trevor> shuttup
02:00 <TheRiddler> make me
03:00 <TheRiddler> just for that I'm gonna talk more
03:00 <johninja> yeah
03:00 <johninja> you show him
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <Trevor> oh no (brackets etc.)
05:00 <TheRiddler> .
06:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
06:00 <TheRiddler> did the asian from last season won?
07:00 <TheRiddler> who watches masterchef anyways?
09:00 <Skirmish> Nobody with a penis watches masterchef. 
10:00 <Trevor> whats masterchef?
10:00 <johninja> i have been forced to watch it but i didn't pay attention
10:00 <johninja> just like school
13:00 <TheRiddler> oh
14:00 <Trevor> brb ders and aboriginal talkin about computas on tv
14:00 <Trevor> matrix looool
14:00 <TheRiddler> .
15:00 <TheRiddler> you're a retard
15:00 <Trevor> thnx <3
15:00 <Trevor> u 2
15:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/13239315_10154269697082148_6777887286011437572_n.jpg?oh=475616a58fa4e03e2c46bcce1ad0bfd5&oe=57A06D6F&__gda__=1470520848_6565e5ea3b3b3348849a735d543b67f1 
16:00 <TheRiddler> who is that
16:00 <johninja> my new look
16:00 <johninja> nah just a freind on facebook
16:00 <TheRiddler> oh
16:00 <johninja> she's stunning
16:00 <TheRiddler> chin down eyes up and duck lips
16:00 <johninja> i think she looks better without makeup tbh
17:00 <TheRiddler> she's learned how to take deceiving pics lol
17:00 <johninja> lol
18:00 <johninja> not that deceptive https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/12923249_10154138499282148_6222003348626895644_n.jpg?oh=76ff728c1660f85d8423ffd9eab87d59&oe=57E2BEF7&__gda__=1469779369_3569ba5a8b0c5a9c7777726597469012 
18:00 <amelia> that girl is very bootiful
18:00 <johninja> indeed
18:00 <TheRiddler> much better pic
18:00 <johninja> i yawned and she went to put her finger in my mouth as a joke
18:00 <johninja> almost jizzed my pants
19:00 <TheRiddler> she looks like a fair dinkum aussie in that 1
19:00 <TheRiddler> the earlier 1 makes her look more forgien
20:00 <TheRiddler> forgein
20:00 <johninja> she must put contacts in or something
20:00 <amelia> foreign
20:00 <TheRiddler> that 1
22:00 <johninja> well if i win the lotto or something i will hit her up
22:00 <johninja> for now she's wayyy out of my league
22:00 <johninja> plus she likes holdens
22:00 <johninja> so yeh, gross
23:00 <amelia> guys always go for girls out of their league tho
23:00 <robot> eh
23:00 <robot> she has nice hair
23:00 <Serenity> amelia doesnt have that problem cause shes so FaT
23:00 <Trevor> amelia, sif u fagget
24:00 <amelia> i only get irc dick
24:00 <Clarkson> go eat a dick n die 
24:00 <Trevor> shes just thin, gets her hair dun, powdered her face, and got a nose ring
24:00 <Trevor> her tits are avg
24:00 <amelia> Trevor I'll snap your neck
24:00 <Trevor> her hair is production line quality
24:00 <TheRiddler> you're so nice clarky 
24:00 <Clarkson> every shad track seems shit
24:00 <amelia> she is a pretty lass
24:00 <faux> agreed
24:00 <Trevor> you'd best describe her as slightly above average
24:00 <Trevor> beautiful is an overstatement
24:00 <TheRiddler> agreed for what?
24:00 <Trevor> its what you say to her if your trying to sleep with her
25:00 <Serenity> to you
25:00 <faux> agreed at shads tracks being shit 
25:00 <TheRiddler> oh
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <faux> ehe
25:00 <Skirmish> Fucking duck lips. I would remove someone from my facebook for posting a selfy with duck lips. So retarded. 
25:00 <TheRiddler> want some banana shake?
25:00 <faux> sure
26:00 <amelia> I bet Serenity does ducklips
26:00 <faux> did u make it
26:00 <Serenity> I bet you drink buckets of semen you evil cunt
26:00 <TheRiddler> yes
26:00 <faux> whats in it
26:00 <amelia> bukkake
26:00 <TheRiddler> It's got a fair bit of cinnamon
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <faux> nom
26:00 <faux> cinnamon is good for lowering BLooD SuGaR
26:00 <TheRiddler> bananas n ice cream cinnamon
26:00 <robot> sometimes when im tryin 2 go to sleep i wanna listen 2 a nitenite song but i dont have any so i call up amelia n she puts on rage n plays it thru the phone n i fall asleep rite away
27:00 <Trevor> also another thing amelia
27:00 <faux> lol
27:00 <Trevor> how old are you? 30s?
27:00 <faux> a nitenite song
27:00 <faux> eheee
27:00 <Trevor> your too old m8... but mostly too fat and ugly
27:00 <faux> her too old what 
27:00 <Serenity> my kid asked me what rage was the other day
27:00 <Serenity> fucking cunt
27:00 <faux> did u punch it
27:00 <faux> i say it cos idk which one
27:00 <Serenity> almost kicked her out the car
27:00 <faux> oh
27:00 <TheRiddler> thought that said nintie
27:00 <faux> loll
27:00 <robot> ye
27:00 <amelia> yah and den robot snores n it's a pretty güd night tbh
27:00 <TheRiddler> like nintendo
27:00 <faux> accidentally runs her over
27:00 <amelia> Trevor i am 24 you tossa
28:00 <faux> ILL SHOW U RAGE
28:00 <amelia> +5
28:00 <Trevor> i didnt know ur also a liar
28:00 <Serenity> LOL
28:00 <Devil_Girl> Lol Serenity
28:00 <Devil_Girl> Boy George was on the tv tonight and Cal goes 'who the hell is that?' 'Boy George' 'Gay.'
28:00 <Serenity> rofl
28:00 <johninja> lol
29:00 <johninja> his gaydar is functioning well
29:00 <Serenity> thats cause hes gay
29:00 <faux> does that meannes gay
29:00 <faux> hes*
29:00 <faux> o
29:00 <Trevor> brb matching with transexuals on tinder
29:00 <faux> tyt pls
29:00 <Devil_Girl> Excuse you, he's had a gf before, which is more than half the guys in here
29:00 <faux> lmao
29:00 <johninja> lol
29:00 <TheRiddler> the closest to the girl you can get Trevor
29:00 <Serenity> aaaahah
29:00 <TheRiddler> other than your mum
29:00 <faux> oOOo
29:00 <Trevor> "any holes a goal"
29:00 <johninja> spicy~
29:00 <faux> oOOOOoOoOOOOoooo
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> VOMIT
30:00 <faux> lmao
30:00 <robot> other times i have trouble waking up so amelia sends me a recording the night be4 n i set it as my wake up alarm n i can wake up 2 amelia makin rooster mornin call
30:00 <robot> really wakes me up
30:00 <faux> i love rachel plattens voice
30:00 <faux> my alarm clock is a rooster
30:00 <TheRiddler> so why aren't you getting with your mum then?
30:00 <robot> ye but is it amelia makin a rooster call
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> my alarm is my phone
30:00 <faux> no
30:00 <faux> Darn
30:00 <amelia> cockadoodledoooooooooooooo
31:00 <Devil_Girl> Did Tony Stark ever fix Pepper from being that lava thing
31:00 <johninja> wot
31:00 <TheRiddler> I woke upto heavy rain today
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lovely
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i would have stayed in bed, most of the day
31:00 <Skirmish> no amelia you are doing it wrong. You should record yourself saying ANYCOCK'LLDO! similar to a roosters call and sell for alarm tones for nate. 
31:00 <faux> i know you want to tooooooo i just wanna fuck  with you 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> BUT… no rain and i had to work....
31:00 <Trevor> faux, i suppose with a rooster alarm clock, each morning you're waking up to cock
31:00 <Clarkson> the only thing that does ever lockup is fucking java
31:00 <amelia> why would nate want it
31:00 <faux> very clever Trevor 
32:00 <faux> u r so witty
32:00 <johninja> do you not have to work if it rains katatonic_kate01?
32:00 <Trevor> thnx <3
32:00 <Trevor> u 2
32:00 <johninja> oh nvm i get it
32:00 <faux> tenks
32:00 <Maurice> Serenity, my biggest niece gave me her IF high tops coz they dont fit her..
32:00 <Skirmish> Devil_Girl: Pepper isn't in the new Avengers movie. They make mention of her so she is alive, just not in it. 
32:00 <Serenity> ivenever seen this nate guy once ever and hes been mentioned like 20 ties in the last two dayswho the fuck
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i work if it’s raining. I just prefer not to.
32:00 <Maurice> What about in civil war
32:00 <faux> nate used to join here
32:00 <robot> rite whos gettin their tits out
32:00 <faux> hes a bit homo
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> nate….
33:00 <johninja> it rings a bell
33:00 <robot> amelia?
33:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: Civil War is the new avengers movie that I was just talking about. 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> what was the… acronym?
33:00 <robot> k8
33:00 <robot> c.
33:00 <Maurice> That's not avengers
33:00 <robot> .
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> street fighter…something something
33:00 <Maurice> Thats captain america
33:00 <faux> SFSS
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> AH!
33:00 <amelia> hes funny
33:00 <faux> Street fighter Slim shady 
33:00 <faux> lmao
33:00 <Skirmish> It's got all those cunts in it. It's the avengers. Call it care bears if you want to it's still avengers. 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS!
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> Thank you
33:00 <faux> yw
34:00 <Maurice> ITS FUCKING NOT
34:00 <johninja> lol
34:00 <Skirmish> It is. end of story. pepper isn't in it. 
34:00 <Trevor> fuck im so hungry
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> Some peeps just shouldn;t dye their hair … well rather bleach it
34:00 <faux> What about Salt
34:00 <faux> -- Doodle
34:00 <johninja> you sound like kids in the playground
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck a dick trevor
34:00 <Clarkson> im also a nazi
34:00 <Maurice> Its not and that doesn't answer my question anyway
34:00 <faux> rude clarkson
34:00 <Clarkson> I like a bitch an old dacked out old haggus bitch whose titts hang on the ground yep thats what I like in a date
34:00 <faux> o ye
34:00 <Maurice> Clarkson is a romantic
34:00 <Clarkson> reminds me that the universe is fucking huge
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> hot clarky - where do you find women like that>
34:00 <Clarkson> a black mans dick
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> HA
35:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <faux> hot
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice
35:00 <Skirmish> I can't remember any lava she was exposed to. 
35:00 <robot> Clarkson if we went on a date what would u say while we were havin dinner?
35:00 <Clarkson> so ya a fucking sheep
35:00 <robot> o
35:00 <Maurice> End of iron man 3 she fell in fire
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> clarky, have you ever tried a  black man’s dick ?
35:00 <Clarkson> Loof:your meds are fuckin with your head so much that its gonna takev a world of people to tell you that youre in the land of trolls and texct based bridges , you got someone here that agrees with you but your mind is fucked bey0nd retarded if 90 year old man frail body nmr burns yada yada dhalsim (street fighteR* , spaghetti legs
35:00 <Maurice> And was like.. firey
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> clarky TMI
35:00 <Clarkson> I think Cletus said its nigger huntin season
35:00 <TheRiddler> haha clarky
35:00 <Clarkson> who fuckin cares?
36:00 <Skirmish> She has been in the Avengers movie that is after Iron Man 3 so she survived. She was mutated tough at the time wasn't she? 
36:00 <johninja> :)
36:00 <Maurice> Yeah
36:00 <Maurice> He said he'd fix her
36:00 <Skirmish> He must have. 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> soooooo who wants to write bout comorbidity and substance misuse for me
36:00 <faux> why are tissue boxes like $5 but a pack of 100 serviettes is only like $1.50
36:00 <TheRiddler> you see her the next scene
36:00 <johninja> you must be getting the fancy ones
36:00 <faux> just kleenex
37:00 <johninja> fancy
37:00 <Skirmish> substance misuse. Talk to shads, Panda, Trevor, Maurice etc. 
37:00 <faux> lol
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
37:00 <Devil_Girl> Piss off
37:00 <faux> what substance does maurice abuse 
37:00 <faux> or.. misuse
37:00 <TheRiddler> kleenex is the cheap brand
37:00 <Devil_Girl> Penis usually
37:00 <faux> o ye
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <TheRiddler> after the supermarket brands
37:00 <faux> do u put it in your nose instead
37:00 <johninja> no man, the woolworths/coles brand is the cheap brand
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> huffing penis
37:00 <Serenity> is Maurice a junky now
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah baby yeah
38:00 <Skirmish> At the end of Civil War someone calls Tony Stark, Tony Stank. It's a lot funnier than you would have expected it to be. 
38:00 <Devil_Girl> I think so
38:00 <johninja> you have to use 2 each time though
38:00 <faux> yeah but thats what i wanna know
38:00 <Devil_Girl> But nobody warned me :/
38:00 <johninja> so its beetter to get the expensive ones probably
38:00 <faux> kleenex is cheapish tissues andnits $5
38:00 <faux> a pack pf serviettes is 1.50
38:00 <Trevor> maurice loves the smacks
38:00 <Devil_Girl> I don't want to buy tissues and get a side order of nits
38:00 <faux> and as soft
38:00 <Tim-Sim> I want to know what you people look like
38:00 <Skirmish> Maurice sells her ash trays to buy more weed to abuse and gets so high she forgets selling the ashtrays. 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> I hate the aloe vera infused tissues
38:00 <Devil_Girl> Lol
38:00 <TheRiddler> the more expensive ones are sorbent or whatever
38:00 <Devil_Girl> Fucking ashtray thieves
38:00 <faux> Google amanda hackey
39:00 <faux> thats me
39:00 <johninja> i just use dunny paper tbh
39:00 <TheRiddler> and umm some other brand
39:00 <Serenity> [9:38pm] <Skirmish> Maurice sells her ash trays to buy more weed to abuse and gets so high she forgets selling the ashtrays.
39:00 <Serenity> LOL
39:00 <Serenity> I need this to be real
39:00 <johninja> lol
39:00 <Devil_Girl> This is me and Doodle https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/bd/b8/43/bdb843ca13708cfc7d3d3eaf1314affc.jpg
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish you’re making out maurice is like towelie from south park - ease up. 
39:00 <Skirmish> lol towlie
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice pic
40:00 <faux> doodle looks gorg w glasses
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
40:00 <Devil_Girl> His red hair really suits him
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> one hot bitch
40:00 <faux> lollll
40:00 <faux> ronald McDonald 
40:00 <Devil_Girl> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c1/10/98/c110981a56264f71bb52c4256ee68b6a.jpg
40:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/devinsupertrampyoutube/videos/1197024980315224/
40:00 <British^Meat> gimme gimme gimme
41:00 <Devil_Girl> No you gimme gimme gimme
41:00 <British^Meat> no u
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> some cake!
41:00 <British^Meat> me
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> I could really do with a nice slab of carrot cake 
41:00 <robot> yeahhh
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> with a thick layer of creme cheese icing sprinkled with walnuts
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> crushed walnuts
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <TheRiddler> the new outdoor game
42:00 <TheRiddler> water slide in the inside and a temple of doom on the outside
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
43:00 <TheRiddler> looks like fun
43:00 <Devil_Girl> I might try this tomorrow https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/13076587_1613351195648088_5851398283330824539_n.jpg?oh=4bf6e642318e6cd8a2203bd7dd0144b8&oe=57E292F9&__gda__=1470037395_3e5ddd4df7ed63ffd339e595f5a90bd1
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <robot> im watchin videos on yt of people checkin out 'haunted' mines @ night
47:00 <johninja> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/home/interiors/buy-your-own-town-for-750000/news-story/fc0e93ee723a70f5c554024ca2cda546 
47:00 <robot> stirrin em up
48:00 <johninja> lets all chip in and buy an irc commune
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> and end up stabbed. Like fuck.
49:00 <Serenity> ill end u m8
49:00 <Trevor> fite irl
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <robot> faux wanted 2 fite me once.  we agree to meet at the servo but she didnt show
50:00 <robot> i said no cousins
50:00 <johninja> faux came around to bash me once but i hid under the bed
51:00 <johninja> like pz
51:00 <Trevor> thats a great story... where is Skirmish for some uninteresting input
51:00 <faux> lpl
51:00 <faux> p sure ive wanted to fite u more than once robot
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re doing enough for the whole ch trevor.
51:00 <robot> faux ill actually smash u
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> how bout you, fuck off and never return?
52:00 <Trevor> o sorry
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> don’t be, just fuck off 
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> k thanks!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> xx <3 
52:00 <Trevor> nah im over minesweeper now
52:00 <TheRiddler> turn the town into a retreat
53:00 <TheRiddler> move onto sucking cock
53:00 <Trevor> i bet ud like that
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <Trevor> fucking fagget
53:00 <robot> are you calling kate a faggot Trevor
53:00 <TheRiddler> but I dont want you to suck my cock
54:00 <robot> or riddler
54:00 <TheRiddler> your mouth is probably full on filth
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
54:00 <TheRiddler> with the bullshit you talk about
54:00 <Trevor> robot, gee i really dont no
54:00 <faux> KATE
54:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/OLe9xNH4G6s
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: BE PATIENT! - May 13, 2016 - ItsJudysLife Vlogs Views: 146,593 Uploader: itsJudysLife Uploaded: May 14, 2016 Duration: 20m44s Rating: 4.91
55:00 <faux> GO TO 4:35
55:00 <faux> ITS U IRL
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> one momento
55:00 <Trevor> btw you cant buy that suburb
55:00 <Trevor> $750,000 (under offer)
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> this better be one hot bitch ranting
55:00 <Trevor> also its not actually a suburb
55:00 <johninja> After a long conversation with her sister-in-law, Cassy realised that not only had she been in the car for almost 48 hours, but also that she didn’t even own a mobile phone. Cassy had been experiencing a drug-induced psychosis.
55:00 <faux> oh its more like 4:45
55:00 <faux> whatevs
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <Trevor> basically an estate agent sent some bullshit to the local paper, to troll them into publishing a story about it, for free advertising
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ faux
56:00 <faux> lollll
56:00 <faux> shes cute
56:00 <faux> cake?!
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol very
57:00 <johninja> it's a whole town 
57:00 <johninja> not a suburb
58:00 <Trevor> http://www.domain.com.au/3707-channel-highway-birchs-bay-tas-7162-2011928574
58:00 <faux> lol kate go to 6:20
58:00 <faux> ty
58:00 <Trevor> thatd be a pretty nice place to fuck your cousin aye
58:00 <johninja> oh, must be a different place
59:00 <TheRiddler> or in your case your mum
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
59:00 <johninja> yeah but tassie has some terrible weather
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