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00:00 <Doodle> but the heater is on
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need to shut the window… but land whaleing it ere
01:00 <Klutch> ew
01:00 <DK> but I am sure if you tiptoe katatonic_kate01.. doodle will show you his tulips
01:00 <Trevor> ok so about my dick
01:00 <Trevor> http://imgur.com/F73SGdt
01:00 <Trevor> i bet u fuckin like that aye
01:00 <Clarkson> chinese with white cocks
01:00 <Doodle> i know someone who is tiptoeing thu their tulips 2nite
01:00 <Doodle> *thru
01:00 <DK> hahaha 
02:00 <faux> ehw
02:00 <Serenity> oh wow im so wet right now ...
02:00 <faux> hehwhw
02:00 <Doodle> and they better send me pix
02:00 <faux> heheheheheeeeeheehehessssssssxkdkxmcmc
02:00 <Doodle> in trip
02:00 <faux> scissor ya timber m8
02:00 <Doodle> looool
02:00 <Doodle> hng
02:00 <Trevor> Serenity, so can u do sumfin now plz so dat jerome will be banned at 3am
02:00 <DK> even a smurf has a bigger dick than that. 
02:00 <Trevor> thanks
02:00 <Serenity> yeah nahhh
03:00 <Doodle> [00:01] <Serenity> oh wow im so wet right now ...
03:00 <Doodle> WHAT
03:00 <Doodle> show us
03:00 <Serenity> LOL
03:00 <Doodle> :D
03:00 <Serenity> i was being sarcastic
03:00 <Doodle> oh
03:00 <Doodle> me too
03:00 <Doodle> ..
03:00 <Trevor> i showed u a dik pik
03:00 <Trevor> show us ur wet pik
03:00 <Serenity> you didnt show me shit bro
03:00 <Trevor> yes i did
03:00 <Trevor> im touchin my dik
03:00 <johninja> what is that>
03:00 <johninja> oh
04:00 <DK> http://www.watoday.com.au/content/dam/images/g/p/0/u/5/j/image.related.articleLeadwide.620x349.gp1cur.png/1464010023321.jpg
04:00 <DK> that's what happens when Serenity gets wet 
04:00 <Doodle> lmao
04:00 <Serenity> onli 4 u bb
04:00 <DK> i know 
04:00 <DK> -s
04:00 <Doodle> filthbags
05:00 <Serenity> i will have you know I keep my bags clean ty vmuch
05:00 <Doodle> o
05:00 <Doodle> soz
05:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Haysi Fantayzee - Shiny Shiny.mp3 (3.41MB 128kbps Stereo 3:43)
05:00 <Serenity> loolo
05:00 <Doodle> hehee
05:00 <Serenity> im totally trump.gif right now
05:00 <Doodle> rofl
06:00 <Doodle> me rn: http://i.imgur.com/p60kaox.png
06:00 <Serenity> yesss haha
06:00 <Attila> What's with all the gays in here? Did someone not wipe their boots on the way in?
06:00 <Doodle> whats wrong with gays
06:00 <Attila> What's right with them?
06:00 <Doodle> theyre faaaabulous
06:00 <Attila> Says you. 
07:00 <Doodle> ok can u like
07:00 <Doodle> fuck off and troll somewhere else?
07:00 <johninja> most homophobes are closet homosexuals tbh
07:00 <Serenity> Attila has been trolling pms and getting knocked back by fag
07:00 <Serenity> s
07:00 <Serenity> haha
07:00 <Doodle> i reckon
07:00 <Attila> Can you fuck off and die?
07:00 <Doodle> lol
07:00 <Doodle> ur pretty witty
07:00 <Attila> ur pretty stupid. 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> cheese on toast bitches!
07:00 <Maurice> Whats wrong with liking big, throbbing, meaty cocks
07:00 <Doodle> mmm toast bitches
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> NOTHING
07:00 <Maurice> They're my fave
08:00 <Doodle> poof
08:00 <Maurice> Suck me, beautiful
08:00 <johninja> i heard Attila gets off by touching dick
08:00 <Doodle> ;)
08:00 <johninja> pretty gay
08:00 <Doodle> u know whats gay
08:00 <Doodle> 2 blokes having it off
08:00 <Serenity> Love a big fat throbber around me lips
08:00 <Attila> I heard johninja gave Keiren Perkins an enema before the olympics, so he'd swim faster. 
08:00 <Doodle> looool
08:00 <johninja> that is true
08:00 <Attila> Faggot.
08:00 <johninja> great australian
09:00 <Serenity> cheese and onion dinger and we're set for the winter
09:00 <Maurice> What is this, the 90s
09:00 <Doodle> everybody likes cheese and onion
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <Attila> Would that it were. 
09:00 <Attila> The 2000's a gay. 
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> not cheese and onion chip
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> its’ “naughties’
09:00 <Attila> are*
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> duh
10:00 <Doodle> cheese and onion, union jack tickler it is
10:00 <Doodle> bagsy me first go with it
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> JACK!
10:00 <Doodle> you're making a mistake
10:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/xbHxp1D.gif
10:00 <Serenity> I reckon if you tickled his rusty sheriffs badge in just the right way Attila would be pushing back harder than a rhino
10:00 <Attila> You ARE a mistake. 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> this million grain bread is actually ok
10:00 <Doodle> looooooool
10:00 <dematerialised> everybody shut up and click on my link
11:00 <Doodle> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Boo6HhrCYAAdKDE.jpg
11:00 <Doodle> ^ Attila
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@doodle
11:00 <Serenity> loool
11:00 <Attila> I reckon Serenity doesn't get any, and left because she was being mercilessly laughed at. 
11:00 <Attila> She's probably a fat sow. 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i reckon ya mum
11:00 <Serenity> did i leave?
11:00 <Maurice> Pretty sure she gets more than all of us
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> is
11:00 <Doodle> yeah
11:00 <Serenity> where did i go
11:00 <Attila> Deny it now. 
12:00 <Doodle> when did u leave
12:00 <Maurice> I know she gets more than me and Doodle combined
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> to get fat!
12:00 <Doodle> well
12:00 <Doodle> everyone gets more than me
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> (a )
12:00 <Serenity> no noo i dont get any ok
12:00 <Attila> That's not saying a lot, Maurice. You're a KNOWN fat sow. 
12:00 <Serenity> lets g with that story
12:00 <Doodle> rofl
12:00 <Doodle> Maurice
12:00 <Maurice> Oh yeah
12:00 <Maurice> Soz
12:00 <Serenity> we're old and fat remember Maurice
12:00 <Attila> The shit you do get, most folks wouldn't admit to. 
12:00 <Clarkson> yeah work it bitch
12:00 <Serenity> stop forgetting
12:00 <Doodle> tiny little snap her in half if u thrust too hard Maurice
12:00 <Doodle> is a fat sow
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you squeal much>
12:00 <Doodle> a KNOWN one
12:00 <johninja> geeze someone is in a mood tonight
12:00 <Maurice> I pretty much take it where I can find it
12:00 <Maurice> Doesn't matter if it's a hobo or a businessman
13:00 <Doodle> o sweet
13:00 <dematerialised> dat z-line though
13:00 <Serenity> hahaha awww
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i prefer businessmen - they wear suits
13:00 <dematerialised> ok back to my games
13:00 <Maurice> So do some hobos
13:00 <Maurice> They just have holes and shit in them
13:00 <Clarkson> [02:50:02] Thats quote shit
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> a 90’s suit is not hawt
13:00 <Doodle> oh
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> literally, shit
13:00 <Clarkson> but still cant access Uplay from the game to get the ac3 background n Ezio outfit n shit
13:00 <Serenity> i hope they still keep calling me fat even when im not fat anymore
13:00 <Doodle> they will
13:00 <Serenity> that will be even better
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> PHAT!
14:00 <Doodle> i got called fat after i lost 50kgs by a mate
14:00 <Doodle> who i never spoke to again
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <Serenity> what the fuck rofl
14:00 <Maurice> Doodles suit is made up of corduroy and flares
14:00 <Doodle> i may also have punched him
14:00 <Serenity> ive nearly lost 50 how cool is that
14:00 <Maurice> Flairs? Lol
14:00 <Doodle> nice
14:00 <Doodle> fleurs
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’m still calling me friend fat after he gets surgery 
14:00 <Maurice> Libra
14:00 <Doodle> eheheww
14:00 <Serenity> i suddenly want to watch full frontal
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> 50! fucking hell
14:00 <Clarkson> ill ride your anus
15:00 <Doodle> oh
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok clarky - later
15:00 <Clarkson> these cunts going on about titanfall
15:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVrU0JNAgqI
15:00 <Serenity> almost kate haha 7kg to go
15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Seinfeld: Stella...Stella!!! Views: 244,657 Uploader: DorZu Uploaded: Aug 10, 2007 Duration: 0m42s Rating: 4.86
15:00 <Doodle> tight n fall
15:00 <Trevor> me rn
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck! That; so good.
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’ve gained about 50
15:00 <Doodle> OH WELL DONE DOODLE BTW ALSO
15:00 <Doodle> THANKS
15:00 <Doodle> NPS
15:00 <Serenity> you have a human growing in you haha
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol yes!
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ive got duromine … i should be fine lol
16:00 <Doodle> NO
17:00 <Doodle> its too late now
17:00 <Doodle> i'm already upset
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> want cake?
17:00 <Doodle> dont u fucken aww me
17:00 <Serenity> ive congratulated you a billion times already STOP SULKING
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> what did he achieve?
17:00 <Doodle> .
17:00 <Maurice> Thats probably a good thing coz I'm rather tired and would have just held my hand still, you would have had to do the work
17:00 <Trevor> https://www.netflix.com/title/80084836
17:00 <Serenity> losing 50kg
17:00 <Trevor> really good movie btw
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> OHHHH
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh is today your 50kg mark doodle?
18:00 <Doodle> lol no
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
18:00 <Doodle> i lost it ages ago
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <johninja> Doodle was nicer when he was fat tbh
18:00 <Doodle> i was
18:00 <Doodle> way nicer
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> really
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
18:00 <Doodle> i was jolly
18:00 <Doggy> china ya john
18:00 <Serenity> hes always shown me his knob so its ok
19:00 <Clarkson> homous tastes like shit
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <Doodle> lol
19:00 <Doggy> l8r faggots
19:00 <johninja> die in a fire joel
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> im fine with being fat. Everytime i lose a significant amount of weight - i end up preggers 
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> everytime LOL
20:00 <Doodle> me too
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> (twice)
20:00 <johninja> lol
20:00 <Serenity> god that better not happen to me
20:00 <Serenity> ill throw myself off a building
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> be careful
20:00 <Doodle> dont let DK over
20:00 <Trevor> kate, so basically ur always fat
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep!
20:00 <Trevor> and i am right
20:00 <Serenity> he goes past on the train :(
20:00 <Serenity> i bet im already due tomorrow
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> And i’m fine with that!
20:00 <Doodle> 2 late
20:00 <Trevor> because i am a man
20:00 <Doodle> ur preg
21:00 <Doodle> nant
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot, wot
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wish you cunts would watch penny dreadful
23:00 <Doodle> i dont have time for tv
23:00 <Doodle> i'm a busy man
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> wotever!
24:00 <Trevor> 4&20
24:00 <Doodle> in the hurly burly of modern life a thrusting young executive like me doesnt have time for penny dreadful
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you COULD make some time
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> I just need to discuss theories….
24:00 <Doodle> that would leave less time for batting
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> but still
25:00 <Doodle> priorities
26:00 <Trevor> im watching a documentary about business executives right now
26:00 <Doodle> am i in it
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one cares
26:00 <johninja> sounds entertaining
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> penny dreadful is way better
27:00 <Trevor> https://www.netflix.com/title/80018689
27:00 <johninja> get faux to watch it katatonic_kate01
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw already tried. 
27:00 <johninja> ah ok
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> serenity and faux think it’s lame
28:00 <Doodle> they prefer horseporn
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
28:00 <faux> what
28:00 <faux> wht happened
28:00 <Trevor> hey kate u no wot u can do about ur fat problem
28:00 <Trevor> abortions
28:00 <faux> .
28:00 <Doodle> no butt pix happened
28:00 <faux> i been on skype
28:00 <faux> im conFused
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> Trevor, i don’t mind being fat.
28:00 <johninja> oh katatonic_kate01 wanted someone to watch a show with
28:00 <faux> which show
29:00 <johninja> penny dreadful or something
29:00 <faux> oh
29:00 <faux> ew
29:00 <faux> i tried that
29:00 <johninja> yeah
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> see!
29:00 <faux> was horrible
29:00 <johninja> its all good nig
29:00 <faux> horribubble
29:00 <faux> soz k8 m8
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol no worries
33:00 <Trevor> abortions are good for your sex life
33:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/mRyU0mn.jpg 
33:00 <Trevor> and finances
33:00 <Trevor> and vagina
33:00 <Trevor> and career
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> according to you?
33:00 <Serenity> Trevor mate, go get some sleep
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> I have an awesome sex life
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> my finances are fine
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> my vagina is awesome
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> and my career is fine
34:00 <Trevor> Serenity, im waiting for jerome so i can be angry @ u
34:00 <Serenity> oh right
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> baby is staying, ive grown attached to the lik kicker
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lil
35:00 <Trevor> and when u get divorced, and nobody will date you and your 17 children, will u still be happy?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> why would I be getting divorced?
35:00 <johninja> dude i would date her
35:00 <johninja> think aof all that money
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <Trevor> statistics
35:00 <johninja> you could live like a king
35:00 <faux> someone hug me pls
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> right.
35:00 <faux> ill givr u fiddy cents
35:00 <faux> yay
35:00 <faux> ty
36:00 <Trevor> i need about tree fiddy
36:00 <faux> u wish
36:00 <faux> thats 7 hugs 
36:00 <faux> i think
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> cheap!
36:00 <johninja> yeah
36:00 <johninja> nice maths 
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <Trevor> faux invented science
36:00 <faux> ye
36:00 <faux> call me scifaux
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> cute
37:00 <Trevor> ok
37:00 <Trevor> scifaux suck on my dick
37:00 <faux> oh
37:00 <faux> pass
37:00 <faux> r u cut
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> and your symbol is the double helix
37:00 <johninja> so why did you need a hug for mang? everythig good?
37:00 <faux> oh yeaj im gopd just sick lol
37:00 <johninja> ahh
37:00 <johninja> shit
38:00 <faux> i need sleep but i feel like pooey
38:00 <faux> also i spewed nd noe im hungry
38:00 <faux> so me tummy is like heheddodisonshehekxpxiskn etc
38:00 <johninja> soup~
38:00 <Trevor> no not cut i just wanted to call u scifaux
38:00 <johninja> thats what sick people eat
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?soup
39:00 <johninja> yeah
39:00 <Serenity> i made the best dins in me slow cooker
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> aw i so have to go get one
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
39:00 <faux> no trevor i mean your dick
39:00 <faux> not r u upset
39:00 <faux> you are so sydney
39:00 <johninja> lol
39:00 <faux> only a sydneysider wouldhave thought r u cut means r u upset
40:00 <faux> A+
40:00 <Trevor> wot? is my dick cut?
40:00 <faux> ye
40:00 <Trevor> wot kind of freak r u
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <faux> circumcised you slow fuk
40:00 <Trevor> oh
40:00 <Trevor> yea
40:00 <faux> good
40:00 <faux> carry on
41:00 <Trevor> johninja, this reminds me of soup eaters, and kate
41:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmd6H8HLDIU
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: GTA V How To Find Hitch Hiker Ursula Hitch Lift 2 Random Event Views: 67,434 Uploader: CrashtestGaming Uploaded: Mar 30, 2014 Duration: 4m49s Rating: 4.59
42:00 <faux> ok time 2 tiptoe through me tulips and go to sleep
42:00 <faux> night folks :*
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
43:00 <johninja> sweet dreams
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, suck my dick
43:00 <Clarkson> and cunts make such a big deal out of it
44:00 <Trevor> i bet ud like that
44:00 <Trevor> fagget
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> obv
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s why i asked
45:00 <Trevor> and i wouldnt thats why i called you a fagget
45:00 <Trevor> im glad we had this discussion
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’d love to - but you deny it.
46:00 <Trevor> soup after soup after soup... soup made from old soup
54:00 <Trevor> ok wake me when jerome is here so i can be angry at Serenity 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
54:00 <Trevor> thanks
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> no worries!
08:00 <Klutch> I PUT DA BRICK IN YO FACE
08:00 <Klutch> NOW WHAT YA GOONA DO WIT IT
08:00 <Klutch> bettre have my money when i come to collect
09:00 <Klutch> pay up pay up pay up
10:00 <m8> sounds like klutch is selling coke again
10:00 <Klutch> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtW6HW8jO_U
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Stitches - Brick In Yo Face (Official Video) Views: 14,469,075 Uploader: stitches Uploaded: Apr 23, 2014 Duration: 3m12s Rating: 3.20
10:00 <Klutch> Stitches is my idol.
10:00 <Klutch> I LOVE SELLIN BLOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
12:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> is it gay for a guy to wear eyeliner?
12:00 <Clarkson> kunny fucking relax
13:00 <beehhh> dude how can you pleasure something where the babies are coming out, make sense?
13:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i wanna look like keith richards in his prime
13:00 <johninja> lol
13:00 <Serenity> unless you are shoving it up your arsehole afterwards no
13:00 <johninja> he hasn't really aged for 40 years
13:00 <TheRiddler> back from x-men
13:00 <beehhh> true
13:00 <TheRiddler> I give it 3 out of 5 tiggiers
13:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> u mean xxx-men
13:00 <beehhh> I love anal sex
13:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> how was the show?
14:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> was their touching invovled?
14:00 <TheRiddler> .
14:00 <beehhh> cuckolding should be legal too
14:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> whats that?
14:00 <TheRiddler> they destroyed the sydney opera house
15:00 <beehhh> therefore nobody would be suicidal
15:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> is it like edging? i like to edge as i masturbate
15:00 <TheRiddler> stfu
15:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> when im about to cum, i stop
15:00 <beehhh> i rather enjoy having sex with my hands btw
15:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> and repeat for like 1 hour, when i finally cum, holy shit i shoot like across the room
15:00 <TheRiddler> go edge on a cliff
16:00 <TheRiddler> and when you finally cum
16:00 <TheRiddler> jump
16:00 <beehhh> are you nipples are sensetive cArlT0n_kR3w
16:00 <beehhh> can i lick them
16:00 <Serenity> jesus fuck
16:00 <Serenity> are cArlT0n_kR3w and beehhh cybering
16:00 <TheRiddler> it could be saemon
17:00 <beehhh> just dont touch it
17:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> ive had a prostate orgasm with the aneros prostate massager. i know, it sounds perverted, but its actually an approved medical device
17:00 <beehhh> saemon fucking shimon's throat
17:00 <Serenity> it sounds like it TheRiddler lol
18:00 <johninja> a;; this talk of gay sex has made me hungry
18:00 <johninja> biab
18:00 <Clarkson> how can u drink that shit
18:00 <beehhh> cArlT0n_kR3w i been to all the parlors in adelaide before 2000 near the cemetery south terrece
18:00 <beehhh> many hookers dont shower after the service to another client
19:00 <beehhh> you remember Stormeys, dusk till dawn?
19:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> lol yeh ive experience that first hand
19:00 <beehhh> both went shut
19:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> this one brothel i went to, when i sucked on her nipples, her whole breast smelt like semen
19:00 <beehhh> ohhh
19:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> and i know what semen smells like because i smelled my own lol
20:00 <beehhh> one hooker offered me a fresh creampie from stkilda
20:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> damn 
20:00 <beehhh> she wasnt on period
20:00 <beehhh> either
21:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> damn that shit is wack lol
21:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> have u ever had a golden shower?
21:00 <beehhh> she was local white girl too
21:00 <TheRiddler> stfu already
21:00 <beehhh> yes once i pissed on a russian and when it was her turn i told brb and i never returned
21:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> wtf
22:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> the hot thing about a golden shower is having the hot chick pee onto YOU
22:00 <TheRiddler> where is faux
22:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> thats why its such a turn on
22:00 <beehhh> cArlT0n_kR3w in tweedheads many surfie chicks do that service
22:00 <beehhh> near twincity casino three parlors there
22:00 <beehhh> clean girl i had
23:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> nice
23:00 <beehhh> you can gargle it off the fresh from her tap
23:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/fnNHf3S.jpg
24:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> haha ive never dared to let the chicks pee get into my mouth yet
24:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> so far, ive only let them pee onto my chest 
24:00 <beehhh> mine either it was all on the porn dude
25:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> what do u think about chicks feet?
25:00 <beehhh> last i been with a woman in 2001 was my ex wife
25:00 <Serenity> holy fuck it IS saemon
26:00 <beehhh> is saemon a crossdresser tonight
27:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> whats a saemon?
27:00 <Serenity> you
27:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> lol sounds like pokemon
27:00 <beehhh> there people such as lifeless, brainless, so why not sexless
28:00 <beehhh> my question was how can you pleasure something where the babies are popping out
28:00 <johninja> they don't just pop out every time mate
28:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> old dudes who goes to bali phuket etc. to fuck hookers there are a disgrace
28:00 <beehhh> you mate with mehedi?
28:00 <British^Meat> lol @ fucking saemon
29:00 <British^Meat> Saemon and his bikie mates
29:00 <beehhh> i got proof
29:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> lol bikies
29:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> biggest fags ever
29:00 <Clarkson> oh go fuck yourself
29:00 <beehhh> http://porneq.com/show/asian+street+meat
29:00 <beehhh> old guy with many
29:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> leather wearing fetish bear cunts with long beaeds
29:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> beards*
30:00 <beehhh> lucky his knob is almost 12
30:00 <TheRiddler> oh it's just mentalson
30:00 <TheRiddler> got my hopes up
31:00 <British^Meat> i can never tell which dickhead it is anymore
31:00 <TheRiddler> nope
31:00 <TheRiddler> neither
31:00 <British^Meat> they all just kind of merge into one entity
31:00 <TheRiddler> yes
31:00 <Serenity> lol
31:00 <beehhh> hes a briton fag
31:00 <beehhh> hear his accent nigel
32:00 <johninja> you probably wouldn't be able to pick his accent from a lot of other south aussies
32:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> mighty south aussssies, yeah!
32:00 <beehhh> the guy from the link is nigel
32:00 <TheRiddler> he
32:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> foodland commercial
32:00 <beehhh> bald and sexy all ladies love him
32:00 <TheRiddler> 's from tasmania I bet 
32:00 <Clarkson> now you're a man who is infact a cunt
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol thanks clarky
32:00 <Clarkson> they were crap i want my bandwidth back
33:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> im so turned on right now
33:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> fucken broke though
33:00 <British^Meat> piss off jkl/saemon
33:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> so no money for a quick hooker run
34:00 <beehhh> just play with self its chaeper better n safer cArlT0n_kR3w
34:00 <British^Meat> this new persona is as shit as the last few
34:00 <beehhh> i had a mix ball
34:00 <TheRiddler> your sister makes you pay now?
34:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> lol 
34:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> no she doesnt
34:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> we're like lannisters :P
34:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> oh and targaryens
34:00 <TheRiddler> gross
35:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> why is it gross? is jaime lanniter gross for fucken cersei? 
35:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> no
35:00 <beehhh> im going to marry some desi emigrants from alberta this year
35:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> jaime lannister is a fucken BOSS.
35:00 <TheRiddler> but you dont have money and you dont have a hot sister
35:00 <TheRiddler> so you're just another redneck inbred fuck
35:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> tooshay.
35:00 <beehhh> since gay marriages is not legal :p
36:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> touche
36:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> TheRiddler oh well, im in the process of growing out my hair though
36:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> so im gona have long parted hair like jaime in seasons 1 and 2
37:00 <British^Meat> fuck me, it IS saemon
37:00 <Serenity> b1 says hi saemon
37:00 <British^Meat> can just tell by the lame typing lol
37:00 <Serenity> hahah yess see
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <beehhh> i heard a lot of ufo over in fortmcmurry
38:00 <Trevor> Heard? Curious? What does a UFO sound like?
38:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> ive been told i look like keith urban lol :P
38:00 <beehhh> i saw them in borneo over curtin sarawak campus Trevor
38:00 <beehhh> the cigar shaped mothership is real
38:00 <beehhh> they have probes inside
39:00 <TheRiddler> like a dildo flying at your head
39:00 <Clarkson> for beehhh the penis is just a bonus extra
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <beehhh> something like a triangular shaped has an antenna in the probes front, one person commutes it
39:00 <TheRiddler> yeah beehhh dont care if you got 1 Trevor
40:00 <beehhh> whats so good about a pussy when i got deported and served jailed over it
40:00 <TheRiddler> I mean norrell
41:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> lol
41:00 <beehhh> the metal they uses are dark black
41:00 <beehhh> seems very very old craft
42:00 <beehhh> their fuel is like palsating orange glow
42:00 <beehhh> animals werent scared i saw the cat seems normal trying to tell me something also
43:00 <Trevor> beehhh, what happened with this girl, that you got such a harsh penalty, anyway?
43:00 <Trevor> gah
43:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> prob domestic violence 
43:00 <dematerialised> it was rape
45:00 <Trevor> wot
45:00 <dematerialised> he sexually assaulted a woman
47:00 <Trevor> thanks for defining rape, but there is always more of a story
47:00 <johninja> classic indian move
47:00 <Trevor> curious what that story is
48:00 <Serenity> she was wearing a short skirt obv
49:00 <TheRiddler> ask your mum Trevor
49:00 <Trevor> yea they should make short skirts illegal aye... bring in the burka
49:00 <dematerialised> there isn't more to the story
49:00 <dematerialised> he sexually assaulted a woman, was convicted and deported
49:00 <Trevor> no, there is more to the story
49:00 <TheRiddler> you do any crime on a visa you're gone
50:00 <dematerialised> ^
50:00 <dematerialised> and banned from re-entering any commonwealth country
50:00 <Serenity> i wonder what the other side of a rape story is
50:00 <johninja> you can see what he is like
50:00 <johninja> gets drunk and turns into a sexual deviant
50:00 <TheRiddler> she didn't smell like poop I guess
50:00 <dematerialised> thats why he gets upset when i remind him he cant come back to australia
51:00 <johninja> did you actually look it up lol
51:00 <Trevor> Serenity, theres always numerous sides to a story. I never said his side would be right or wrong. I'm just curious what it is
51:00 <dematerialised> i look everyone up
51:00 <dematerialised> it's my job
51:00 <johninja> i see
51:00 <dematerialised> i'm only interested in degenerates though
51:00 <johninja> the local gestapo 
52:00 <Serenity> he looks me up and masturbates
52:00 <Trevor> dematerialised, why just the internet then? why not go for a field trip to st marys?
52:00 <dematerialised> Serenity speaks the truth
52:00 <dematerialised> what do you mean "just the internet"
52:00 <Trevor> do you look up degenerates you see at the train station too?
53:00 <dematerialised> no?
53:00 <Trevor> so why just the internet?
53:00 <Serenity> i would assume degens at the train station arent shouting their info out everywhere
53:00 <dematerialised> that doesnt make any sense
53:00 <dematerialised> lol
53:00 <Trevor> what makes degenerates on the internet so interesting, that you look them up?
53:00 <dematerialised> <dematerialised> it's my job
54:00 <Trevor> thats nice but work isnt interesting for the majority of people
54:00 <Trevor> you stated you find it interesting... so why is that so?
54:00 <Serenity> ...
54:00 <johninja> it would be pretty interesting tbh
55:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> cunt thinks he's sherlock holmes or someshit
55:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> judge dredd
55:00 <Trevor> no louis theroux
55:00 <dematerialised> still waiting for your bikie mates cArlT0n_kR3w
55:00 <johninja> and you will know that i am the lord
55:00 <Trevor> welcome to my weird weekend
55:00 <Klutch> hi guys im back lol
55:00 <Trevor> Klutch, what happened with this girl, that ended up with you getting deported?
56:00 <Klutch> wat
56:00 <johninja> lol wrong person m8
56:00 <Serenity> ROFL
56:00 <Trevor> o lol
56:00 <Serenity> Klutch is not beehhh
56:00 <johninja> i can see how you made the mistake
56:00 <Serenity> ahahaha
56:00 <johninja> lol
57:00 <Serenity> im watching two pommy homosexuals make giant versions of food
57:00 <dematerialised> im just watching two homosexuals
57:00 <johninja> says finding stuff out isn't interesting..wants to find stuff out
57:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> u know their sex life is epic
57:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> 2 gays after a cookup
58:00 <johninja> you know where those carrots have been
58:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> males have a higher sex drive and desire than females
58:00 <johninja> im not sure
58:00 <johninja> females are forced to hide theirs more
58:00 <Serenity> is that what you tell yourself when you are rejected so you dont feel like a loser?
58:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> lol johninja chocolate fudge carrot sticks
58:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> no Serenity, its fact.
58:00 <Serenity> is it
59:00 <dematerialised> and dats a fact
59:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> we can prove it right now - you're female, how many times a day do you masturbate?
59:00 <dematerialised> 3
59:00 <dematerialised> -5
59:00 <Serenity> i dont because i can get a dick whenever I want one
59:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> ok
59:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> how many times a day do u have sex?
59:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> with that dick
59:00 <Serenity> over 9000
59:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> pffft
00:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i masturbate around 8 times a day
00:00 <Serenity> thats only indicative of your shit life to be fair
00:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> and i have sex wheneever i can manage too
00:00 <Serenity> those of us who have lives have things to do that dont allow us to masturbate 8 times a day
00:00 <Clarkson> i also used kunt
00:00 <Klutch> im guessing if you're masturbating 8 times a day, sex is a rarity
00:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> yeah but my point is, im always horny
01:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> so that means my sex drive is high
01:00 <Serenity> because you're not getting any
01:00 <Trevor> dematerialised, im still interested on what you find interesting
01:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> so what are you saying, if a person gets some, then their sex drive wont be high?
01:00 <Trevor> lemme know when you can articulate it
01:00 <Serenity> no im saying people that dont get laid lust after sex more than those who have it on tap
01:00 <Serenity> daz a fakt
02:00 <dematerialised> dats a cyber fact
02:00 <Trevor> my tap needs a new washer. Keeps dripping when im not around
02:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> oh is that a fact now?
02:00 <Serenity> zakly
02:00 <Klutch> Trevor: I'd go to the doctor.
02:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> a fact proven by what scienctist may i ask?
02:00 <dematerialised> shut up
02:00 <dematerialised> please
02:00 <Serenity> da irc scientis
02:00 <Trevor> m8 ill have u no dat i invented science
03:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> well
03:00 <Klutch> spirit science is the only real science.
03:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i dont get sex the 'normal' way 
03:00 <Clarkson> ur a fat obese cunt
03:00 <Serenity> i just fell in lust with the pommy poofs
03:00 <Serenity> now theyre making a giant creme egg
03:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> cause im not afraid to admit it im fat and ugly
03:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i pay for my sex 
03:00 <Klutch> lmao
03:00 <Serenity> we know simon
03:00 <British^Meat> lol
04:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> huh whose simon?
04:00 <Trevor> why the fuck is netflix being so gay
04:00 <British^Meat> lizbef mayte
04:00 <Lumeah2> oh dear 
04:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> my name's keith
04:00 <Serenity> can we stop with the part where you pretend you arent saemon
04:00 <Serenity> its so boring
04:00 <Lumeah2> scary 
04:00 <Trevor> shut up keith
04:00 <Lumeah2> hi dematerialised 
04:00 <dematerialised> hi
04:00 <Lumeah2> i need one
05:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> if i can hav a rant, im fucken pissed off at dick smith
05:00 <Klutch> no, you can't
05:00 <Lumeah2> yup 
05:00 <dematerialised> we all need a good cuddle
05:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> my laptop i bought from there broke
05:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> they wont honor the fixing thing
05:00 <Lumeah2> fuck man
05:00 <johninja> they are bankrupt yeh?
05:00 <Lumeah2> really? 
05:00 <Klutch> shouldnt download so much dodgy porn then
06:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> yeah
06:00 <johninja> whats wrong with it exactly?
06:00 <Lumeah2> yup. lol
06:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> the screen is all black
06:00 <Lumeah2> virus 
06:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i was told the lights for the screen is fucked
06:00 <Klutch> did you short it out by fapping 8 times a day?
06:00 <johninja> the manufacturer should honour the warranty
06:00 <johninja> so contact them
06:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> oh ok
06:00 <johninja> your mate is back Trevor
06:00 <Serenity> loll
06:00 <dematerialised> cArlT0n_kR3w: legit, set your oven to 80-100 degrees and put the laptop in there for 1 minute
06:00 <Trevor> ET, what happened with this girl, that ended up with you getting deported?
06:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> wouldnt that melt it?
06:00 <dematerialised> nope
07:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> lol im not dum
07:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> the oven is hot
07:00 <dematerialised> it reflows the solder which is why your screen isnt working
07:00 <Lumeah2> just a min
07:00 <johninja> lol
07:00 <Lumeah2> yup
07:00 <ET> im enjoying two home made tuna borito
07:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> yeah right u juz want me to burn my laptop dematerialised
07:00 <dematerialised> nope
07:00 <dematerialised> trust me im a dolphin
07:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> nice try fella
07:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> but ive been tricked by better.
07:00 <Serenity> 100 degress isnt hot enough to melt the plastic
07:00 <dematerialised> ^
08:00 <ET> my hand are kinda busy Trevor gobbling munches'
08:00 <dematerialised> solder flows at 80 degrees
08:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> 100 degrees is like boiling poiunt
08:00 <Serenity> ^
08:00 <Serenity> for water not plastic
08:00 <dematerialised> solder != water
08:00 <dematerialised> or plastic
08:00 <dematerialised> plastic will melt at about 130
08:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> do i have to take out the laptop battery first?
08:00 <dematerialised> yeah
09:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> nah 
09:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> next you're gona tell me i need to microwave it
09:00 <dematerialised> well you can leave the battery in if you wanna fuck it up
09:00 <dematerialised> batteries dont like heat
09:00 <dematerialised> at all
09:00 <ET> damnlicious
09:00 <Trevor> wth
09:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> it just sounds so ridicoulos
10:00 <ET> ok Trevor, in a short answer she wasnt happy with my soft pecker
10:00 <Clarkson> Compared to everyone else here who smokes, thats fucking god like
10:00 <dematerialised> just trying to help man
10:00 <Trevor> 100mbit nbn... that tests at 1.2mbit
10:00 <Lumeah2> why its only a min
10:00 <Trevor> i swear the internet hates me
10:00 <dematerialised> any longer and the circuits will start to get flowed over
10:00 <ET> what else you want to find out
10:00 <dematerialised> which you dont want
10:00 <Lumeah2> i believe u
10:00 <Trevor> ET, how did you meet her?
10:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> dematerialised how u know all this
10:00 <dematerialised> im a smart guy
10:00 <ET> from a bangladeshi function in cArlT0n
11:00 <Trevor> did you have sex with her the first time you met her?
11:00 <ET> over irc i think
11:00 <ET> yes i did
11:00 <Trevor> were you guys intoxicated in any way?
12:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> is she a bangladehsi too?
12:00 <ET> nope
12:00 <ET> yes
12:00 <Trevor> who made the first move? what move was that?
12:00 <ET> that was 1998
12:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> why hasnt your bangladeshi community ostracised and lynched both you cunts yet
12:00 <dematerialised> beehhh why don't you tell the truth
12:00 <Clarkson> if you say that in the mirror three times bad shit happens
12:00 <ET> titanic
12:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> bangladeshis dont like fags and trannys
12:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> its agaisnt sharia law
13:00 <Trevor> cArlT0n_kR3w, so? you don't like them either?
13:00 <ET> she became citizen and escorting herself at sydney i find out
13:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> im not talking about myself, im talking about the bangladeshi community
13:00 <johninja> you don't get deported for having a soft penis beeehhh
13:00 <Clarkson> what the fuck is flash 8
13:00 <johninja> your story isn't addign up mate
13:00 <dematerialised> beehhh does the fact you were convicted of a sexual assault have any bearing on your not being in australia anymore
13:00 <dematerialised> i wish to know
14:00 <ET> so what are you now judge judy johninja?
14:00 <johninja> i just want the truth
14:00 <johninja> is all
14:00 <Trevor> johninja, i agree the story isnt adding up, but it wouldn't be the first time that somebody has had consentual sex and then claimed it wasnt.
14:00 <Trevor> ie. fake-rape
14:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> if anything, johninja is judge joe brown
14:00 <johninja> lol
14:00 <ET> no she/he fucked my best mate at a parlor at that time and told him she wasnt happy with my penis
14:00 <ET> whatelse you want know
15:00 <johninja> you don't get deported for not satisfying your wife either
15:00 <dematerialised> yeah
15:00 <dematerialised> come on beehhh mate
15:00 <dematerialised> come clean
15:00 <Trevor> ET, when you slept with her, who made the first move? how was it that you began to have sex with her?
15:00 <ET> everything leads to one another
15:00 <Clarkson> such as? I'm taking it easy today recharging fora  long night of hot sex with random chicks.
15:00 <ET> this is a life where all things matter
15:00 <johninja> hmmm
15:00 <ET> she always wanted sex
15:00 <dematerialised> ah
16:00 <Trevor> what makes you say that?
16:00 <dematerialised> the truth starts to emerge
16:00 <Serenity> good night bum loving turkeys
16:00 <ET> even when i was at work serving customers she tells me to come over from coburg to clayton and fuck her
16:00 <Clarkson> fkn  gay cun tr
16:00 <dematerialised> the thing about people who dont admit their crimes is that they try to reason their actions as being normal
16:00 <dematerialised> or justified
16:00 <johninja> nini Serenity
16:00 <dematerialised> nini sezz
16:00 <Trevor> dematerialised, yea innocent people do the same, so your statement has basically no credibility
17:00 <Lumeah2> ni ni
17:00 <dematerialised> why would innocent people try to make reasons for their actions?
17:00 <dematerialised> they dont have to, they are innocent...
17:00 <dematerialised> you are a shit police officer
17:00 <Trevor> whats viewed as reasons is simply their account of events
17:00 <ET> i gave her all my savings and got booted out of uni cause she promised to sponsor and we got married but it was all sham by her/him
17:00 <Klutch> lmao
17:00 <johninja> so what did you do mate?
17:00 <johninja> it sounds like you were pretty upset by all this
18:00 <ET> yeah i learnt my lesson not upset anymore
18:00 <Trevor> dematerialised, you're a pretty shit person tbh.
18:00 <ET> just a blackspot over the sun from entering
18:00 <Klutch> i am no where near baked enough for this conversation
18:00 <Trevor> ET, I'd still like to know some of the details of what happened
19:00 <Trevor> I dont really judge people so pm me or whatevs
19:00 <dematerialised> Trevor want's to know which defense not to use when his court hearing comes up
19:00 <ET> i told you in a short answer, now go and ask from tony abbott
19:00 <Trevor> I want the long answer
19:00 <ET> you have to come bed with me then
19:00 <johninja> you are just beating around the bush
19:00 <dematerialised> better than beating wives
19:00 <Trevor> dematerialised, wow ur a fucking comedian. Ho ho ho!
19:00 <johninja> true i suppose
20:00 <johninja> i think you should go to bed with him Trevor
20:00 <dematerialised> agreed
20:00 <dematerialised> they are a perfect match for eachother
20:00 <dematerialised> just looking for love in all the wrong places
20:00 <johninja> he will show you what he did to that lady
21:00 <ET> Trevor you should ask me more about me & norell
21:00 <dematerialised> haha
21:00 <johninja> do you think norrell is staying faithful after you got sent back to bangladesh?
21:00 <ET> she is the reason i have a second life
21:00 <johninja> i reckon she would have found another rich foreign guy to sponge  off
22:00 <Trevor> ET, why? I don't ask Serenity about her and her partner? Mostly because I'm not interested in relationships at all
22:00 <ET> yup alteast she wont be carrying someone's child
22:00 <johninja> true
23:00 <ET> Trevor past is past no reason keep it in your head or it might biteback
23:00 <dematerialised> always look forward
23:00 <dematerialised> never behind
23:00 <Trevor> ET, the past is what created today.
23:00 <Trevor> No need to be negative about it
23:00 <ET> you interested about me or her, Trevor
24:00 <ET> i wont get her back ever, i dont
24:00 <dematerialised> be happy that it happened
24:00 <ET> all i find out the country dont support victims to male at all
25:00 <Trevor> ET, perhaps where you are today is where you're meant to be. Perhaps your life is, or will become, drastically greater. For that you can thank your past.
25:00 <Trevor> ET, thats kind of why I'm interested in your story
25:00 <ET> http://imgur.com/a/0sHFK
25:00 <ET> all because of my aunt who never got married and norell she stood by myside
26:00 <johninja> lol vegan tried to climb everest to prove that vegans aren't weak, dies
26:00 <ET> im not incompetence anymore but certianly show my weakness to many
26:00 <ET> wont*
27:00 <ET> yeah i heard one lady apparently went mount everest yesterday and passed on
27:00 <dematerialised> silly bint should have had a steak before the started
28:00 <ET> or two tuna boritos just like i did 5mins ago still hungry thou
28:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> O..M..G..WARCRAFT movie out soon!!!
28:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> fuckin HYPE!!!
28:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> :D
29:00 <ET> a ts is more than a women to me
29:00 <Klutch> nerd
29:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i dunno how vegans fucken do it
30:00 <ET> i dont wish my ex any harm, but i wont be there for her
30:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i once had to eat nothin but boiled cabbages for like a week cause i was broke 
30:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> never felt full and was lethargic and weak all the fucken time
30:00 <ET> cunts kinghitted me ten times could never bend my finger
31:00 <Trevor> ok thats fucking weird... my xbox one is just being weird with netflix...
31:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> u got netflix?
31:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> can i cum over and chill?
31:00 <ET> the dust of the carpet perhaps Trevor they easily gets sucked in
31:00 <Trevor> cArlT0n_kR3w, wot r u 12?
31:00 <johninja> lol
31:00 <Trevor> ok cum over
31:00 <Trevor> bring condoms
32:00 <ET> bring slabs and sangas
32:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> my sangas are attached to my body 
32:00 <johninja> boilded cabbage make you stronk
32:00 <johninja> like russia
32:00 <ET> mine fell off during a work incident
32:00 <ET> while i was bending steel
32:00 <Klutch> no, thats vodka
33:00 <johninja> and potato
33:00 <Klutch> same thing
33:00 <ET> blue grenider was my favorite fish
34:00 <johninja> are they extinct now?
34:00 <ET> krills arent
34:00 <Trevor> ET, in my day I've seen some pretty bullshit allegations of rape. I'm not saying I believe your story because you haven't told me it. But I've seen girls run through entire communities telling people how horrible some guy is, because he raped her, when infact its just one persons word against another, and the community has witnessed them engaged in what appears to be normal dating. But Australians and most western nations get too caught up on the al
34:00 <Trevor> legation of rape, taking it as fact, when its really just one persons allegation.
34:00 <Trevor> That said, your story sounds like total bullshit so far.
34:00 <Trevor> in that I don't believe you
35:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> fuck oath
35:00 <Clarkson> id rather replace shocks on a yearly basis than be a lowlife cunt like her
35:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> cool story bro
35:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> needs more dragons
35:00 <ET> the fuck Trevor do i owe shit to you
35:00 <dematerialised> i just snorted so hard i stopped breathing for a few seconds
35:00 <Trevor> You don't owe me, no. I never said I was judging you. Its not my place
36:00 <ET> Trevor> in that I don't believe you
36:00 <johninja> woah
36:00 <johninja> this just got intense
36:00 <Trevor> Its hard to form a definitive opinion on 2% of a story
36:00 <dematerialised> my laugh right now sounds like a hyena choking
36:00 <johninja> i didn't know ET ws capable of rational thought
37:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> Trevor fuck off with your sanctimonious bullcrap. this is irc. i fuk your mother.
37:00 <ET> im not the same guy i were in australia
37:00 <ET> what doesnt kill you only makes you tougher better and stronger
37:00 <Trevor> yea like heroin
37:00 <ET> are you on it Trevor
37:00 <TheRiddler> lovers spat
38:00 <Trevor> no, I'm just invalidating your point
38:00 <ET> Trevor: lets cut the crap and lets talk about shemales from stkilda
38:00 <Trevor> I'd rather not
38:00 <ET> im over and done with women
38:00 <Trevor> Good for you. I'm glad
38:00 <dematerialised> johninja: this is me, right now - https://www.myinstants.com/instant/broteams-laughcry/
38:00 <ET> Im glad too
38:00 <johninja> hahaha
39:00 <ET> shes all there if you got paycheque go meet her
39:00 <TheRiddler> Trevor is totally norrell he's even defending beehhh
39:00 <ET> i told you all ladyboys could die for me
40:00 <ET> i used to sat on the eagle on the hills on a fullmoon night and watch the whole of adeliade city from that hill, quietly
41:00 <ET> yeah btw i was stoned
41:00 <Klutch> thats it
41:00 <Klutch> im quitting smoking
43:00 <ET> pass me the stuff
43:00 <johninja> i think you have had quite enough
43:00 <Klutch> no, you dont need any more
43:00 <Klutch> im going to go sell it to the children at the school down the road tomorrow
44:00 <Klutch> they need it more
44:00 <ET> Trevor: what else you want know about me
44:00 <Trevor> ET, just what lead to your deportation
44:00 <ET> http://docdro.id/m5Y4EvT
44:00 <ET> one thing leads to another
46:00 <ET> the immigration were too slack took three years just to make a decision, nevertheless, i was boundless of help and without any support from anybodies
46:00 <ET> all i got vouchers from church and charties to survive
47:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> wat about the bangladeshi community or the islamic community or even the mosque
47:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> why didnt they provide you with assistance in food etc.
47:00 <dematerialised> because he wasn't white
47:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> no
47:00 <ET> Trevor im not angry being thrown out im angry i got refused sixth times from entering on a student visa
47:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> they normally help their own kind
48:00 <ET> cArlT0n_kR3w 10 years ago there werent many islamic like now there
48:00 <johninja> you must have got kicked out for something bad t o be refused entry 6 times
48:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> ET bullshit
48:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> 2007 
48:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> the muslim community there was thriving
48:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> as it is right now
48:00 <johninja> lol he thinks 10 years ago was the 90s
49:00 <johninja> its a common mistake
49:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> lol ikr
49:00 <ET> i left the country 3rd september 2007
49:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> <ET> cArlT0n_kR3w 10 years ago there werent many islamic like now there
49:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> so 10 years ago from when?
49:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> this year?
49:00 <ET> from now
49:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> or 1999?
49:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> well then you are wrong
49:00 <ET> i went there in 1996
50:00 <ET> http://imgur.com/daLE0R9
51:00 <ET> this is me recntly http://imgur.com/ccuw0DC
51:00 <ET> more happier
51:00 <Trevor> god damnit
51:00 <Klutch> this guy is just a really good elaborate troll
51:00 <Klutch> ....right?
51:00 <Trevor> i just made another drink, I sit back down on the couch
51:00 <Trevor> put the laptop back on my lap
51:00 <Trevor> and then the wife walks in, trips over the coffee table and my drink goes all over the carpet, lol
52:00 <johninja> lol
52:00 <Klutch> beat her
52:00 <johninja> you better teach hernot to do that again
52:00 <Klutch> ^
52:00 <ET> http://imgur.com/a/U7dMW
53:00 <Trevor> shes cleaning it up but i still have to wait for my drink
53:00 <johninja> ahh yes, the classic 40 year old student
53:00 <Trevor> man i hate sydney
54:00 <johninja> me 2
54:00 <ET> im going to join the alien on the moon
54:00 <johninja> sleep forver freind
55:00 <Trevor> its impossible to get alcohol at this hour i swear
56:00 <johninja> https://i.reddituploads.com/3f44aa8017b54194ae5e97a1c603991a?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=0ff7782bab0b415ed30a6db7b7c99615 
56:00 <ET> there are shops in cArlT0n delivers at night
56:00 <Trevor> i think she forgot about my drink... i mean i didnt ask, i just thought it was assumed
56:00 <ET> you in southbank Trevor?
56:00 <Trevor> yes, southbank sydney
56:00 <johninja> woah
56:00 <johninja> how did he know that
57:00 <johninja> where am I ET?
57:00 <ET> under my desk
57:00 <johninja> not quite
57:00 <Trevor> there is no southbank in sydney, lol
57:00 <Trevor> its a melbourne thing
57:00 <johninja> brissy has a southbank too
57:00 <johninja> its just near the cbd
58:00 <Trevor> i assume the bank refers to the river, as it does in melb
58:00 <Trevor> whereas sydney doesn't really have a river
58:00 <Trevor> well it does but the parramatta river is aids
58:00 <ET> yup southbank brisbane you can see from north quey
58:00 <Trevor> the harbour is way better
58:00 <johninja> yeah it does
58:00 <johninja> @the river
59:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> ET how tall are you
00:00 <ET> tall enough to pick a spear why
00:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> im wondering cause im lookin at your pics
00:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i cant tell
00:00 <Trevor> cArlT0n_kR3w, I'm taller than your vagina. Only just
01:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> ET you got a nice nose
01:00 <ET> https://chaturbate.com/deepersquirt/
01:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> you're fairly decent lookin fella
01:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> not bad mate, not bad.
02:00 <ET> i have a twin brother
02:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> where is he
02:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> back in bangladesh?
02:00 <ET> he lives in dubai
02:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> do you keep in touch?
02:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> or do yous two dont get along?
03:00 <ET> is she your mother cArlT0n_kR3w
03:00 <ET> pretty lose
03:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> are you close with your twin brother?
03:00 <ET> i havent spoken to him last five years
03:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> wow why is that?
03:00 <ET> i went to miri cunt is enjoying the aussie pension
03:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> would u ever have sex with him?
04:00 <ET> never
04:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> why not
04:00 <Trevor> yep the slut forgot my drink... she says "what drink?"...
04:00 <ET> we are brothers
04:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> so what, you are twins, its the same as masturbating yourself
04:00 <ET> slutjuice?
04:00 <AndroUser> Lol
04:00 <AndroUser> Hahahahhaha
04:00 <ET> i never find him attractive cause shemales are women not man
04:00 <AndroUser> Listen
05:00 <ET> i will take all of you at once come at me
05:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> so you are not attracred to men
05:00 <ET> nope
05:00 <AndroUser> Lol
05:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> you are just attracted to women who looks like men?
05:00 <Trevor> ET, ok
05:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> no wait
05:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i got that wrong
05:00 <Trevor> ET, when you made a sexual move on your alleged rape victim, what did you do?
06:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> you are just attracted to men who looks like women?
06:00 <Trevor> ET, did you kiss her?
06:00 <ET> i shoved my cock up in my anus, any problems Trevor
06:00 <Trevor> wait wot
06:00 <Trevor> thats not exactly rape
07:00 <ET> is mattew still there to tell me silly jokes
07:00 <ET> that was my fisrt job with him in 1996
07:00 <ET> he told me strip joint right next door i looked and it was MG
07:00 <Trevor> whats the quickest way to give a girl the most intense orgasm?
08:00 <ET> melbourne used to be very cold 
08:00 <Trevor> who cares?
09:00 <ET> Trevor im not into women i told you, you asking wrong person the wrong question
09:00 <Trevor> ok ill rephrase
09:00 <Trevor> whats the quickest way to give norell the most intense orgasm?
10:00 <ET> she dont like sex, she want me to keep the sperm and sleep smoothly
10:00 <ET> i learn many things from her
11:00 <Trevor> now I know why gays are given such a hard time... man thats gay
11:00 <ET> as we speaking Trevor we both suffering inomania, only difference its 23:10 here and 3:10 there
11:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/MVR34on.jpg 
12:00 <johninja> just shaved me hair
12:00 <ET> we had sex Trevor, after we wake up never before bed
12:00 <ET> fuck your a cool cunt johninja
12:00 <johninja> ty
13:00 <ET> you not babyface anymore
14:00 <ET> http://i377.photobucket.com/albums/oo216/photobucket_freak/smile2.jpg
14:00 <ET> very similar johninja
14:00 <johninja> good looking guy
15:00 <ET> is that the phone you bought off the postoffice
15:00 <ET> you too more goodlooking and handsome
15:00 <johninja> from woolworths
15:00 <johninja> it was 50% off
15:00 <johninja> i think its an old model but it still works fine
16:00 <ET> get a galaxy s4 if you find them 50% cheaper they worth the price
16:00 <Trevor> the man with swastica tats says it works fine
17:00 <ET> love those tattoos too johninja
17:00 <ET> come to miri someday they will love you
17:00 <Trevor> you know you're not aryan, right?
18:00 <johninja> in the words of my favourite politician
18:00 <johninja> please explain
19:00 <ET> pauline hanson is my favorite too
19:00 <ET> better than shock shorten
20:00 <johninja> of course
20:00 <dematerialised> lol did you legitimately wait until lumeah left before doing that
20:00 <dematerialised> you fucking pussy
20:00 <dematerialised> man up haha
20:00 <LumeahsBF> actually ive been talking to her under that nick for an hour
20:00 <LumeahsBF> if u must know
20:00 <dematerialised> oh ok
20:00 <dematerialised> that's ok then
21:00 <dematerialised> carry on
21:00 <LumeahsBF> id post logs but will be banned
21:00 <johninja> i don't think anyone will fight you for her
21:00 <LumeahsBF> its ok she's mine
21:00 <LumeahsBF> not yours
21:00 <johninja> be my guest
22:00 <LumeahsBF> <LumeahsBF> u hang out with me for 1 night Lumeah2 u wont bother coming on this shit hole austnet
22:00 <LumeahsBF> <LumeahsBF> u will be busy collecting money to buy credit to contact me
22:00 <LumeahsBF> <Lumeah2>  only one man i wanna fuck n i f he's taken then i don't want noone if hes tranny n cut then i won't get  a fuck ahy. 
22:00 <dematerialised> haha
22:00 <LumeahsBF> u were saying?
22:00 <dematerialised> there's more to life than irc bb
22:00 <dematerialised> let me show you
22:00 <LumeahsBF> stebie's pedo limit means i cannot show you more
22:00 <President_Trump> demat sing a lullaby
22:00 <LumeahsBF> well there is
22:00 <johninja> such a chalmer
22:00 <LumeahsBF> dematerialised you are a loser
22:00 <johninja> i would like to see more of your ways
22:00 <LumeahsBF> who lives on here
22:00 <LumeahsBF> so you wouldnt know what its like to get Lumeah pussy
22:00 <dematerialised> trump im not singing you a lullaby you aren't cute
23:00 <LumeahsBF> both jen and amelia told us of you pedoing them
23:00 <President_Trump> you sung a lullaby for someone a few days ago that wasnt cute
23:00 <dematerialised> are you kidding
23:00 <dematerialised> amelia is the definition of cute
24:00 <LumeahsBF> Lumeah is cute
24:00 <johninja> describe Lumeah in 3 words
24:00 <dematerialised> hmm
24:00 <LumeahsBF> cutest and hottest on austnet
24:00 <LumeahsBF> 3 worlds?
24:00 <LumeahsBF> ok
24:00 <johninja> nice
24:00 <LumeahsBF> big beautiful woman
24:00 <dematerialised> haha
24:00 <johninja> lol
24:00 <President_Trump> johninja u still trying to get babygirl pussy?
24:00 <LumeahsBF> lovely horny princess
24:00 <johninja> excellent
24:00 <dematerialised> i reckon lumeah would look good right out of the shower
24:00 <johninja> i would give you a gold star if i had on
24:00 <ET> delta been extremely cheeky
25:00 <LumeahsBF> Lumeah will be walking out of my shower soon
25:00 <LumeahsBF> or me in hers
25:00 <President_Trump> dematerialised who is the cutest on austnet?
25:00 <LumeahsBF> i will take pic for you dematerialised
25:00 <dematerialised> ty LumeahsBF
25:00 <LumeahsBF> it will be the closest you will get to amelia
25:00 <dematerialised> President_Trump that's a tough one
25:00 <President_Trump> who are your top 3?
25:00 <johninja> it seems like you guys are really in love
26:00 <LumeahsBF> id say the cutest is Lumeah
26:00 <LumeahsBF> then amsy
26:00 <johninja> is lumeah intelligent?
26:00 <LumeahsBF> not really
26:00 <johninja> she seems quite bright
26:00 <dematerialised> im gonna have to say amsy, amelia, lumeah
26:00 <LumeahsBF> but she is cute
26:00 <johninja> oh ok
26:00 <dematerialised> in that order
28:00 <LumeahsBF> what about faux?
28:00 <President_Trump> what about faux and serenity?
28:00 <LumeahsBF> i wont even bother with Serenity and Maurice they are just ugly old pigs that been cummed in way too many times
28:00 <johninja> just stick with lumeah
29:00 <johninja> she sounds like a keeper
29:00 <LumeahsBF> Lumeah is great
29:00 <dematerialised> yeah
29:00 <LumeahsBF> hotter than Serenity and Maurice
29:00 <LumeahsBF> but i think dematerialised is correct
29:00 <LumeahsBF> amsy and amelia cuter
29:00 <LumeahsBF> but they def top 3
29:00 <dematerialised> i'd marry Lumeah
29:00 <dematerialised> not sure about the other two
29:00 <dematerialised> put it that way
29:00 <LumeahsBF> you are being stupid now
29:00 <LumeahsBF> dont try 
29:00 <johninja> are you and lumeah going to have children?
29:00 <LumeahsBF> just be real
29:00 <LumeahsBF> fuck no
29:00 <Clarkson> I think realist may be having a gay sojourn with piet. 
30:00 <LumeahsBF> afew good fucks yes
30:00 <LumeahsBF> kids no
30:00 <johninja> thats a shame
30:00 <johninja> you would really add to the human genepool
30:00 <President_Trump> dematerialised what about anotherirc3r?
30:00 <LumeahsBF> johninja you had a kid to Kelevra
30:00 <johninja> yes
30:00 <dematerialised> is she still alive trump??
30:00 <LumeahsBF> you cant talk buddy
30:00 <President_Trump> she is
30:00 <johninja> hey now jerome
30:00 <President_Trump> how do u rate her?
30:00 <johninja> i'm happy for you and lumeah
30:00 <dematerialised> ive forgotten what she looks like
30:00 <dematerialised> from memory she had meth mouth
31:00 <ET> http://imgur.com/gallery/uKFqh
31:00 <johninja> i guess you don't have to lie about your 20 year old girlfriend anymore
31:00 <johninja> now you have a real irc chick 
31:00 <LumeahsBF> 20 year old gf?
31:00 <LumeahsBF> no she still stands
31:00 <LumeahsBF> LOL
31:00 <LumeahsBF> but unlike u i can still have lumeah
32:00 <LumeahsBF> her pussy is mine
32:00 <johninja> i see
32:00 <LumeahsBF> ive been talking to mel too
32:00 <LumeahsBF> on facebook
32:00 <johninja> yes all yours
32:00 <johninja> i'll bet
32:00 <LumeahsBF> im going to see her in afew months
32:00 <LumeahsBF> she said i can be your kids new father
32:00 <johninja> you are welcome to her also
32:00 <johninja> excellent
32:00 <LumeahsBF> as you are useless as a man
32:00 <LumeahsBF> she wants a real man
32:00 <johninja> you two would make a good couple
32:00 <LumeahsBF> not a boy
32:00 <LumeahsBF> i know we would
32:00 <LumeahsBF> both love drugs
32:00 <LumeahsBF> both on centrelink
32:00 <President_Trump> johninja where is slinky_j?
32:00 <LumeahsBF> great relationship
32:00 <ET> wish i never met her
32:00 <LumeahsBF> me and mel fuck and have another baby
33:00 <LumeahsBF> we call it john
33:00 <LumeahsBF> after you  man
33:00 <johninja> lol
33:00 <johninja> thats cute
33:00 <johninja> good solid name
33:00 <ET> my ex loves centerlink and parlor
33:00 <johninja> herome is a black mans name tbh
33:00 <johninja> *jerome
33:00 <ET> double the income
34:00 <LumeahsBF> is it?
34:00 <LumeahsBF> its a black name?
34:00 <johninja> yeah
34:00 <johninja> you appropriated their culture man
34:00 <President_Trump> it is indeed
34:00 <LumeahsBF> its actually a french name you uneducated idiot
34:00 <johninja> Jerome stfu and pick cotton
34:00 <johninja> it rolls off the tounge
34:00 <LumeahsBF> new orleans being french colonised took on many french names
34:00 <LumeahsBF> u retard
34:00 <LumeahsBF> LOLLLLLLLLL
34:00 <johninja> wow you are so smart
35:00 <johninja> i'm worried you will get bored with lumeah
35:00 <LumeahsBF> smarter than u
35:00 <LumeahsBF> no
35:00 <President_Trump> johninja wheres babygirl?
35:00 <LumeahsBF> i have mel
35:00 <LumeahsBF> she's my backup
35:00 <johninja> ahh yes
35:00 <johninja> solid backup
35:00 <johninja> always have a plan b
35:00 <LumeahsBF> when mel kick me out like she did to you
35:00 <LumeahsBF> i will go back to lumeah
35:00 <LumeahsBF> i have already rooted my seeds in her
35:00 <LumeahsBF> Lumeah is a landscape gardener
35:00 <johninja> join the club eh
36:00 <LumeahsBF> she can grow my marijuana and opium
36:00 <LumeahsBF> mel wont treat me as badly as she did to you
36:00 <LumeahsBF> i will beat her up
36:00 <LumeahsBF> show her real man
36:00 <johninja> she will call cops mate
36:00 <LumeahsBF> big deal
36:00 <LumeahsBF> ill make sure job is done
36:00 <LumeahsBF> before they turn up
36:00 <johninja> sweet
36:00 <LumeahsBF> i broke my ex's jaw and nose in 5 seconds i doubt cops can turn up that quick
36:00 <LumeahsBF> think of what ill do to mel
36:00 <johninja> wow 
37:00 <LumeahsBF> might even have to break her pussy in
37:00 <LumeahsBF> no more johninja's
37:00 <johninja> you are really good at beating up women
37:00 <johninja> i'm impressed
37:00 <LumeahsBF> i am expert
37:00 <LumeahsBF> so mel will get it x50
37:00 <johninja> did your daddy show you how?
37:00 <LumeahsBF> ill be wearing dragon ball z
37:00 <LumeahsBF> actually no
37:00 <LumeahsBF> my dad bashed me when he found out what i did
37:00 <LumeahsBF> i didnt grow up in domestic abuse
37:00 <LumeahsBF> i just dont take well to women spouting their mouth 
37:00 <LumeahsBF> to guys that do no wrong
38:00 <LumeahsBF> but when mel shouts at me for having no job and not heating up homebrand lasagne right, i will bash her
38:00 <LumeahsBF> cops meh
38:00 <LumeahsBF> another assault charge and suspended sentence, big deal
38:00 <LumeahsBF> worth it for mels head against a door i think so, yes yes
39:00 <johninja> so what other violent fantasys do you have/
39:00 <LumeahsBF> none really
39:00 <LumeahsBF> just to dp Lumeah
39:00 <LumeahsBF> and bash mel
39:00 <johninja> just the one
39:00 <johninja> oh ok 2
39:00 <johninja> sweet
39:00 <LumeahsBF> dp isnt violent
39:00 <LumeahsBF> its very soothing
39:00 <dematerialised> dp? who's your tag team partner?
39:00 <LumeahsBF> mel told me you were very bad at sex
39:00 <Clarkson> how the fuck can any person make a conclusion from that?
39:00 <LumeahsBF> so u had a lot of arguments
39:00 <johninja> i guess it depends how far you want to take it
39:00 <LumeahsBF> i can provide mel is sexual domination she needs
40:00 <LumeahsBF> dematerialised i have ppl lined up
40:00 <LumeahsBF> cherri_pie said he will join in
40:00 <LumeahsBF> so did afew others
40:00 <ET> borneo nearly heal all of my wounds i owe to that forest
40:00 <LumeahsBF> thestig said yes and also skirmish
40:00 <dematerialised> i see
40:00 <ET> and their habitats
40:00 <dematerialised> haah @ skirmish
40:00 <johninja> will you be the plug in the middle jerome?
41:00 <LumeahsBF> no
41:00 <LumeahsBF> i will take pussy
41:00 <Clarkson> uh oh, shit what did i miss :|
41:00 <LumeahsBF> other hole is up for taking
41:00 <LumeahsBF> hopefully whoever keen has it
41:00 <LumeahsBF> dematerialised you welcome man
41:00 <LumeahsBF> you too john
41:00 <dematerialised> nah dude im not paying the plane ticket
41:00 <johninja> nah i think i'll pass
41:00 <johninja> all yours mate
42:00 <ET> back then my english werent that fluent after all
43:00 <ET> this time they will have a devils advocate
43:00 <LumeahsBF> dematerialised u wont have to pay
43:00 <LumeahsBF> she will
43:00 <dematerialised> didn't know gardeners got paid that well
43:00 <President_Trump> http://i.imgur.com/wQrDJ2j.jpg
44:00 <johninja> lol joel 
44:00 <ET> is that you President_Trump
44:00 <President_Trump> yes ET u like?
44:00 <ET> http://imgur.com/9sgqZyd
44:00 <LumeahsBF> she gets paid more than you do dematerialised
44:00 <ET> yes i do
44:00 <johninja> ET would tap it
44:00 <ET> you like?
44:00 <dematerialised> i highly doubt that jerome
44:00 <LumeahsBF> wtf man
44:00 <LumeahsBF> dont post kunny
44:00 <LumeahsBF> wtf
45:00 <LumeahsBF> that guy is mental
45:00 <johninja> says the mental guy
45:00 <LumeahsBF> i dunno why he keeps taking those pics for
45:00 <LumeahsBF> mental?
45:00 <LumeahsBF> lolllllllllllllll
45:00 <LumeahsBF> dematerialised what do u do for work?
45:00 <johninja> compulsive lying is a sign of mental illness jerome
45:00 <dematerialised> pick cotton
45:00 <LumeahsBF> thats right
45:00 <LumeahsBF> a stupid answer
45:00 <ET> dont we all have some disorders
45:00 <President_Trump> i'd fuck joel
45:00 <LumeahsBF> which only suggests nothing
45:00 <dematerialised> lol why would i tell you
45:00 <LumeahsBF> compuslive liar?
45:00 <dematerialised> idiot
45:00 <LumeahsBF> how so johninja?
45:00 <LumeahsBF> explain that one please
45:00 <LumeahsBF> dematerialised why wouldnt u?
46:00 <dematerialised> becaus i don't have to
46:00 <dematerialised> ?
46:00 <LumeahsBF> any sane person who was not making up stories would tell
46:00 <LumeahsBF> i work part time
46:00 <LumeahsBF> i study music
46:00 <johninja> you are constantly lying
46:00 <LumeahsBF> and teach it
46:00 <LumeahsBF> what do u do?
46:00 <LumeahsBF> u could say anything
46:00 <LumeahsBF> pack boxes at iga
46:00 <LumeahsBF> id accept that
46:00 <dematerialised> exactly, and you wouldn't know either way
46:00 <LumeahsBF> but the fact u cant even tell me that states u are a liar and on centrelink
46:00 <dematerialised> it's a pointless exercise
46:00 <LumeahsBF> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
46:00 <johninja> lol fucking music student
46:00 <LumeahsBF> like a true retard
46:00 <johninja> when will you give up your dream of becoming a rock star?
46:00 <LumeahsBF> johninja whats wrong with studying music?
46:00 <johninja> mid 40s?
47:00 <johninja> never?
47:00 <LumeahsBF> long after that
47:00 <johninja> sweet
47:00 <LumeahsBF> i plan to continue for rest of my life
47:00 <LumeahsBF> if u are true artist u never give away ur talents
47:00 <johninja> true autist
47:00 <LumeahsBF> johninja you dont like music?
47:00 <LumeahsBF> you rather fish for irc pussy?
47:00 <johninja> i like music but i don't pretend i am good at it like some
48:00 <johninja> it's a lie you have to keep telling yourself
48:00 <johninja> and the man that lies to himself is the biggest fool 
48:00 <LumeahsBF> lol
48:00 <johninja> i'm sure lying comes naturally to you though
48:00 <LumeahsBF> i am good at it though
48:00 <johninja> you are
48:00 <LumeahsBF> u are good at ircing pedoing
48:00 <LumeahsBF> i am not
48:00 <johninja> one of the best most consistent bullshitters i know
48:00 <LumeahsBF> which is why Lumeah is my only chance
48:00 <LumeahsBF> john remember u had a child to mel
48:00 <LumeahsBF> LOL
49:00 <LumeahsBF> i dont have any kids
49:00 <LumeahsBF> u had a child to a dopey irc slut that doesnt want u around
49:00 <LumeahsBF> LOL
49:00 <Clarkson> turn your phone off and sleep you dopey malnutritioned undereducated parasitic lebonese fuck
49:00 <johninja> yes you have to actually get with chicks to make kids
49:00 <LumeahsBF> that must suck
49:00 <LumeahsBF> thats correct u do
49:00 <dematerialised> it wasnt long ago jerom was talking about fucking boy pussy
49:00 <dematerialised> i think that was the truth
49:00 <LumeahsBF> but the girls i see are noe stinging for centrelink payments like urs are
49:00 <johninja> oh wow jerome went gay?
49:00 <dematerialised> yeah
49:00 <johninja> i woould have liked to have seen that
49:00 <dematerialised> he's pulling a picard
49:00 <LumeahsBF> im bisexual if u didnt know
50:00 <dematerialised> see
50:00 <LumeahsBF> u got problem with gay ppl do u dematerialised?
50:00 <President_Trump> wheres picard? i know his wife irl
50:00 <LumeahsBF> gay bi has problem for u?
50:00 <dematerialised> "i dont get laid so i will just say i fuck boys too"
50:00 <LumeahsBF> i do fuck boys
50:00 <johninja> lol
50:00 <LumeahsBF> what urs point?
50:00 <President_Trump> sharron
50:00 <johninja> 'boys'
50:00 <LumeahsBF> dematerialised what do u do for work?
50:00 <dematerialised> at lease picard actually has a wife and kids
50:00 <dematerialised> meaning he's actually fucked someone
50:00 <LumeahsBF> im not picards age
50:00 <LumeahsBF> im 28
50:00 <LumeahsBF> lol
50:00 <LumeahsBF> i dont even think about that shit
51:00 <LumeahsBF> when im in my 40s
51:00 <LumeahsBF> sure
51:00 <johninja> 28 year old music student
51:00 <LumeahsBF> does not even concern me
51:00 <LumeahsBF> yes johninja i have trained for years at music what is ur point?
51:00 <dematerialised> oh wait jerome is 28?
51:00 <dematerialised> that explains everything
51:00 <dematerialised> he's still a child
51:00 <dematerialised> lol
51:00 <LumeahsBF> i play 3 instruments
51:00 <LumeahsBF> and i do music for the love of it
51:00 <johninja> so tallented
51:00 <LumeahsBF> i dont care to be famous
51:00 <johninja> yet you have to pick up irc chicks
51:00 <LumeahsBF> never have
51:00 <LumeahsBF> pick up irc chicks?
51:00 <LumeahsBF> who am i picking up?
51:00 <johninja> LumeahsBF
52:00 <johninja> lol
52:00 <johninja> ffs
52:00 <LumeahsBF> LumeahsBF is me
52:00 <johninja> you must be getting tired mate
52:00 <LumeahsBF> how can i pick up myself?
52:00 <johninja> have another pipe
52:00 <LumeahsBF> u mean mel?
52:00 <LumeahsBF> and Lumeah?
52:00 <LumeahsBF> yeh
52:00 <johninja> yes
52:00 <LumeahsBF> i already got them
52:00 <LumeahsBF> dont need to 'pick them up'
52:00 <LumeahsBF> already mine
52:00 <LumeahsBF> mel showed me her pussy tonight
52:00 <johninja> so you can play guitar but you can't get chicks irl
52:00 <LumeahsBF> same hole that your kid came out of
52:00 <johninja> thats just sad
52:00 <LumeahsBF> and ur cock went in and out of
52:00 <dematerialised> i wish i had an imagination like LumeahsBF haha
52:00 <LumeahsBF> nice hole
52:00 <Clarkson> i only respect ppl that dont get into shit in the first place
52:00 <LumeahsBF> but im going to fill it properly
52:00 <LumeahsBF> unlike u
52:00 <johninja> i'll bet mate
53:00 <LumeahsBF> what does me playing instruments have to do with vagina?
53:00 <beehhh> ohhhh
53:00 <beehhh> who else is horny
53:00 <dematerialised> serious question were you ever in a school choir?
53:00 <beehhh> i went the boys skool
54:00 <LumeahsBF> dematerialised no
54:00 <LumeahsBF> never
54:00 <LumeahsBF> didnt do music at school
54:00 <dematerialised> oh ok
54:00 <LumeahsBF> plus i dont sing
54:00 <LumeahsBF> im not jen or you or thestig
55:00 <dematerialised> i wish i could sing, i could become a famous singer and not pack boxes at iga
56:00 <LumeahsBF> you pack boxes at iga dematerialised?
56:00 <dematerialised> you said i did
56:00 <dematerialised> you are right
56:00 <LumeahsBF> no i didnt
56:00 <LumeahsBF> i said you could
57:00 <dematerialised> good guess
57:00 <LumeahsBF> and i would still respect u
57:00 <LumeahsBF> but instead you tell nothing
57:00 <LumeahsBF> which means you do nothing
57:00 <dematerialised> you are correct
57:00 <dematerialised> i receive centerlink payments
57:00 <LumeahsBF> hence your reason being awake at 3:57am
57:00 <LumeahsBF> anyone with a job other than nightfill
57:00 <LumeahsBF> would be asleep
57:00 <LumeahsBF> see i dont work fulltime so im awake a lot
57:00 <LumeahsBF> but u on th eother day
57:00 <LumeahsBF> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
58:00 <dematerialised> haha
58:00 <LumeahsBF> u a student are u pedo?
58:00 <LumeahsBF> u do nothing
58:00 <LumeahsBF> go wank to some sailor moon
58:00 <dematerialised> yeah i am on centerlink
58:00 <LumeahsBF> Lumeah's pussy is mine
58:00 <Clarkson> Probably just ulcers because you're an alcoholic shit stain chr|5, but cancer would be good for you.
58:00 <LumeahsBF> ur getting nowhere near it pedo
00:00 <johninja> wow
00:00 <johninja> he just raged hard
00:00 <LumeahsBF> dematerialised do you think that amelia want your pussy to?
00:00 <johninja> good work
01:00 <LumeahsBF> or even amsy?
01:00 <dematerialised> yeah johninja
01:00 <dematerialised> it's not hard
01:00 <LumeahsBF> i raged?
01:00 <dematerialised> small brains e.t.c
01:00 <LumeahsBF> LOL
01:00 <LumeahsBF> im so calm its not funny
01:00 <LumeahsBF> u think thats a rage
01:00 <LumeahsBF> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
01:00 <LumeahsBF> i just type faster than u losers can, and think faster, because ur cocks are all in your hands
01:00 <dematerialised> >thinks he is calm
01:00 <dematerialised> >not actually calm
01:00 <LumeahsBF> i already wanked though
01:00 <johninja> calm down jerome, you'll have a heart attack
01:00 <johninja> most great musicians die in their late 20s
01:00 <LumeahsBF> already wank over mel and Lumeah
02:00 <LumeahsBF> yeh johninja 27 club
02:00 <LumeahsBF> shame for u i already past that
02:00 <LumeahsBF> LOL
02:00 <dematerialised> there's till time for you yet
02:00 <dematerialised> don't worry
02:00 <johninja> well i mean bowie and prince lasted longer
02:00 <johninja> so yeah
02:00 <LumeahsBF> ill be living way past my 20's dont u worry
02:00 <LumeahsBF> my nan is 97 this year
02:00 <johninja> it must be great to have a grandson like you
02:00 <LumeahsBF> very good
02:00 <LumeahsBF> im not a jobless drug fucked stoner
03:00 <LumeahsBF> who had a kid to an irc slurry
03:00 <johninja> i'm sure she's staying alive just to hear you on rage
03:00 <LumeahsBF> but u did
03:00 <LumeahsBF> LOL
03:00 <LumeahsBF> mels first kid to xtream pedo
03:00 <LumeahsBF> o driscoll
03:00 <LumeahsBF> the westinghouse man
03:00 <johninja> relax jerome
03:00 <LumeahsBF> bounced her head off his fridge
03:00 <dematerialised> calm down mate
03:00 <johninja> take some breaths
03:00 <LumeahsBF> because she wouldnt suck him off
03:00 <johninja> you will hyperventilate again
03:00 <dematerialised> jerome needs a cone
03:00 <LumeahsBF> i have cones
03:00 <LumeahsBF> shall i have one for u dematerialised?
03:00 <dematerialised> yes
04:00 <LumeahsBF> ok mna
04:00 <LumeahsBF> just for u
04:00 <dematerialised> ty
05:00 <dematerialised> me right now: http://i.imgur.com/4tCwYc8.jpg
05:00 <johninja> lol
06:00 <LumeahsBF> whats that?
06:00 <dematerialised> hentai
07:00 <LumeahsBF> hentai?
07:00 <LumeahsBF> isnt that gook porn?
07:00 <Clarkson> Nikky` has boobs
07:00 <LumeahsBF> for cartoon losers
07:00 <LumeahsBF> lol Clarkson
07:00 <Clarkson> u fucking fat pig
07:00 <LumeahsBF> Nikky` is a nutjob
10:00 <Trevor> she gives them too
11:00 <LumeahsBF> she gives nutjob?
11:00 <LumeahsBF> what about your coon wife what does she do?
12:00 <dematerialised> stop talking about abo wives it gets me hard
12:00 <dematerialised> i wonder if i can find an abo girlfriend on tinder
13:00 <Trevor> i wonder if i can find some fucks to give on tinder
13:00 <Clarkson> i can see it picard, its  great ass
13:00 <LumeahsBF> Trevor for a married man you are on here a lot wondering about society and yourself
13:00 <LumeahsBF> LOL
13:00 <LumeahsBF> is the coon asleep?
13:00 <johninja> you are lashing out at everyone a lot tonight jerome
13:00 <johninja> are you ok?
14:00 <LumeahsBF> im fine
14:00 <LumeahsBF> just the usual losers
14:00 <johninja> good
14:00 <LumeahsBF> yourself
14:00 <LumeahsBF> taco
14:00 <LumeahsBF> and dematerialised
14:00 <LumeahsBF> all 3 top shelf losers
14:00 <LumeahsBF> you johninja are bottom of the rank sorry to say
14:00 <johninja> well we couldn't compete with you though mate
14:00 <Trevor> He likes lashing out at me
14:00 <LumeahsBF> even though the impregnating of mels pussy
14:00 <LumeahsBF> you are ok man
14:00 <Trevor> I thought I'd say hi to upset him :)
14:00 <Trevor> trolls trolling trolls
14:00 <dematerialised> pliv why am i a loser
14:00 <Trevor> gnite
14:00 <dematerialised> i have always wondered
14:00 <LumeahsBF> Trevor when u coming to arrest me mate?
15:00 <dematerialised> what the criteria is
15:00 <LumeahsBF> been wondering about that one
15:00 <LumeahsBF> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
15:00 <LumeahsBF> Trevor/taco the cop from kings cross LAC
15:00 <johninja> oh he's a cop?
15:00 <johninja> that explains a few things
15:00 <LumeahsBF> he recons he is
15:00 <dematerialised> he says he is
15:00 <johninja> nah he probably is
15:00 <LumeahsBF> at least johninja and dematerialised arnt that fucking sad
15:00 <LumeahsBF> he isnt
15:00 <LumeahsBF> he recons he had to quit
15:00 <LumeahsBF> due to PTSD
15:00 <LumeahsBF> worked at kings cross LAC
15:00 <johninja> maybe he's in a deep cover asignment on irc
15:00 <LumeahsBF> lucky i know them all down there
16:00 <LumeahsBF> not 1 knows him
16:00 <LumeahsBF> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
16:00 <dematerialised> i remember the time taco sent me ascii art of a police badge
16:00 <dematerialised> good times
16:00 <johninja> you know all the police in kings cross?
16:00 <LumeahsBF> most of his stories were of raids in the bush
16:00 <johninja> wow
16:00 <johninja> thats quite the boast
16:00 <LumeahsBF> pretty funny for cop from the city
16:00 <LumeahsBF> johninja not all
16:00 <LumeahsBF> but the main ones yes
16:00 <johninja> oh right
16:00 <Trevor> dematerialised, yea i lol'ed too
16:00 <LumeahsBF> if u knew anything kings cross is just another city in sydney
16:00 <johninja> just the ones that matter
16:00 <LumeahsBF> its not a red light district
16:00 <LumeahsBF> drug town
16:00 <LumeahsBF> like u idiots elsewhere think
16:00 <Trevor> jerome knows everyone at my former work, just he can't name any of them
16:00 <johninja> i have been there
16:00 <LumeahsBF> its just another suburb
16:00 <johninja> and yeah it is
17:00 <LumeahsBF> if u say so johninja
17:00 <LumeahsBF> LOL
17:00 <johninja> its a fucking nightclub district dickhead
17:00 <LumeahsBF> no its not
17:00 <LumeahsBF> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
17:00 <dematerialised> i love irc at this time of night
17:00 <LumeahsBF> its 2 small streets
17:00 <johninja> wow they must have shut all those clubs down then
17:00 <LumeahsBF> with afew shitty pubs and clubs
17:00 <LumeahsBF> and like 3 brothels
17:00 <Trevor> johninja, basically
17:00 <LumeahsBF> if u think thats a red light distrcit ok
17:00 <LumeahsBF> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
17:00 <LumeahsBF> st kilda is more of one
18:00 <Trevor> jerome is an expert on red light districts
18:00 <johninja> st kilda is in melbourne mate
18:00 <LumeahsBF> i know it is
18:00 <LumeahsBF> but what does that have to do with anything?
18:00 <johninja> my freind used to live there
18:00 <LumeahsBF> surfers is like kings x 10000000000000
18:00 <johninja> its more cafes than clubs
18:00 <johninja> yeah surfers sure
18:00 <LumeahsBF> as is kings cross
18:00 <LumeahsBF> but taco was major crime commander
18:00 <LumeahsBF> of kings cross LAC
18:00 <LumeahsBF> LOL
19:00 <Trevor> was i now?
19:00 <LumeahsBF> thats what u told ppl on here
19:00 <LumeahsBF> lol
19:00 <johninja> so how come you can't name any of his workmates like you claim jerome?
19:00 <Trevor> oh did I just?
19:00 <johninja> have memmory problems?
19:00 <LumeahsBF> what workmates?
19:00 <LumeahsBF> why would i name cops for on here
19:00 <johninja> you said you know all the cops
19:00 <LumeahsBF> u think im that stupid
19:00 <johninja> but you can't name one
19:00 <LumeahsBF> lolllllllllllllll
19:00 <LumeahsBF> why would i
19:00 <dematerialised> jerome just give us some first names man
19:00 <LumeahsBF> i was a police informant
19:00 <dematerialised> not surnames
19:00 <dematerialised> what about pd numbers
19:00 <Trevor> LumeahsBF, yea I'm referring to the conversation last night that you've already forgotten about
19:00 <LumeahsBF> why would i give up my sourced
19:00 <LumeahsBF> u idiot
20:00 <johninja> lol you were a rat and you beat women
20:00 <johninja> great guy
20:00 <LumeahsBF> tacos the guy that said he was a cop
20:00 <LumeahsBF> not me
20:00 <dematerialised> haha
20:00 <LumeahsBF> lol
20:00 <dematerialised> more like he was a rat BECAUSE he beat women
20:00 <johninja> hahaha
20:00 <dematerialised> i bet the boys loved diddling his hole
20:00 <LumeahsBF> i get let off a lot of charges due to my info
20:00 <LumeahsBF> i use to live in bourke st
20:00 <johninja> did the crime, didn't want to do the time
20:00 <LumeahsBF> right in the LAC
20:00 <johninja> so you ratted out your mates
20:00 <LumeahsBF> mates no
20:00 <johninja> typical little worm
20:00 <LumeahsBF> ppl yes
20:00 <LumeahsBF> never mates
20:00 <Trevor> <LumeahsBF> i get let off a lot of charges due to my info <-- paranoid statement of somebody with a firm addiction to drugs
21:00 <LumeahsBF> taco you were apparently the cop
21:00 <LumeahsBF> lol
21:00 <LumeahsBF> not me
21:00 <LumeahsBF> lollllllllllllll
21:00 <Trevor> what you on bro? pot? ice? speed?
21:00 <LumeahsBF> taco what streets did u patrol?
21:00 <dematerialised> how many times did you get propositioned in lockup jerome?
21:00 <LumeahsBF> dematerialised afew times
21:00 <dematerialised> i bet
21:00 <dematerialised> you're a pretty boy
21:00 <LumeahsBF> what clubs did u do?
21:00 <LumeahsBF> kings cross always had a weekly patrol of clubs and streets
21:00 <LumeahsBF> so what did u do?
22:00 <LumeahsBF> thing is u can lie to the losers on here
22:00 <LumeahsBF> but not to me
22:00 <Trevor> dunno, you're telling the story, I'm not getting involved in the details - just providing commentary
22:00 <LumeahsBF> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
22:00 <LumeahsBF> i know ur bullshit
22:00 <LumeahsBF> lol
22:00 <LumeahsBF> and its all 100% lies
22:00 <LumeahsBF> you are a nubjob and fruitloop
22:00 <LumeahsBF> the abbo wife was funny
22:00 <LumeahsBF> we all lold about that one
22:00 <johninja> you can't bulshit a bullshitter hey LumeahsBF
22:00 <Trevor> nuts aren't a fruit btw
22:00 <LumeahsBF> <Trevor> nuts aren't a fruit btw< a typical answer of a loser
22:00 <LumeahsBF> taco is top quality loser
22:00 <Trevor> :D
23:00 <LumeahsBF> dematerialised and johninja dont even come close
23:00 <Trevor> why are you here berating losers, then?
23:00 <LumeahsBF> johninja is fine
23:00 <LumeahsBF> good mate of mine
23:00 <LumeahsBF> dematerialised and urself
23:00 <johninja> seems like something a loser would do to feel better about whoo they are
23:00 <LumeahsBF> dunno what to say about that
23:00 <LumeahsBF> but dematerialised much more sane than u taco
23:00 <LumeahsBF> LOL
23:00 <johninja> oh dear
23:00 <LumeahsBF> what sort of deranged retard makes up he is a cop
23:00 <LumeahsBF> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:00 <johninja> you have upset your gf mate
24:00 <LumeahsBF> damn my gf gone to bed
24:00 <LumeahsBF> :(
24:00 <LumeahsBF> its ok ill call her
24:00 <LumeahsBF> 0423 589 741
24:00 <LumeahsBF> if u want to
24:00 <johninja> nah its fine
24:00 <LumeahsBF> ah ok
24:00 <LumeahsBF> lol
24:00 <johninja> all yours bud
24:00 <LumeahsBF> she's already mine
24:00 <LumeahsBF> like mel is
24:00 <johninja> i won't tread on your toes
24:00 <johninja> whats mels number then?
24:00 <Trevor> thats nice. do you love her/them?
25:00 <LumeahsBF> not at all
25:00 <LumeahsBF> Lumeah
25:00 <LumeahsBF> back hun
25:00 <LumeahsBF> johninja i dont have mels number
25:00 <LumeahsBF> never said i did
25:00 <johninja> oh right
25:00 <LumeahsBF> i just speak to her on facebook
25:00 <johninja> yeah i know
25:00 <Trevor> kool story bro
25:00 <johninja> you are making shit up
25:00 <johninja> its fine man
25:00 <LumeahsBF> https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=569987142&fref=ts
25:00 <LumeahsBF> thats her
25:00 <LumeahsBF> Mel Lou Thomo
25:00 <johninja> oh you have someones facebook page
25:00 <johninja> wow
25:00 <johninja> you must be serious
25:00 <LumeahsBF> its ur ex mate
25:00 <LumeahsBF> not mine
26:00 <LumeahsBF> she never be my ex because ill bash her before she can become it
26:00 <johninja> what a hero
26:00 <LumeahsBF> Serenity also said i can have her pussy if i want
26:00 <Clarkson> I know mah shit
26:00 <LumeahsBF> mels that is
26:00 <LumeahsBF> not hers
26:00 <Trevor> sweet so its basically legal
26:00 <johninja> oh you got permission eh
26:00 <johninja> thats good
27:00 <Trevor> jerome... you know you're basically beehhh right... except you dribble more crap
27:00 <johninja> every village needs an idiot
28:00 <LumeahsBF> behhh?
28:00 <LumeahsBF> behh is indian
28:00 <LumeahsBF> banlga
28:00 <LumeahsBF> and in love with tranny
28:00 <Trevor> amazing right
28:00 <johninja> wow you know everything about everyone
28:00 <LumeahsBF> u apparently are closer to behh than i am
28:00 <LumeahsBF> a wife tha tis coon
28:00 <LumeahsBF> LOL
28:00 <LumeahsBF> lol
28:00 <johninja> most normal folks would put their mind to use remembering actual important things
29:00 <LumeahsBF> i do
29:00 <johninja> but you remember details about starngers you have never met
29:00 <LumeahsBF> i remember that Lumeah and mel is mine
29:00 <johninja> its great
29:00 <Trevor> yeah irc is important
29:00 <Trevor> to jerome
29:00 <LumeahsBF> actually johninja i have a brain
29:00 <LumeahsBF> something u seem to not have
29:00 <LumeahsBF> lol
29:00 <LumeahsBF> might explain why u have no job
29:00 <LumeahsBF> and kicked out by your stupid kids mother
29:00 <johninja> says the 28 year old music student
30:00 <johninja> keep telling me more shit you think you know about me
30:00 <Clarkson> my resposne 'other residents will hear more than that if this shit keeps up'
30:00 <johninja> its ammusing
30:00 <Trevor> i concur
30:00 <dematerialised> its almost bed time
30:00 <johninja> i;m a conrfarmer aint i?
30:00 <johninja> thats a job unless i'm mistaken
30:00 <LumeahsBF> i know ur ex is mel
31:00 <johninja> right
31:00 <LumeahsBF> and u fell for babygirl pussy
31:00 <dematerialised> everyone knows that
31:00 <johninja> thats correct about mel
31:00 <dematerialised> it's not impressive
31:00 <johninja> not so much about babygirl
31:00 <johninja> but continue
31:00 <Trevor> johninja, do you like corn?
31:00 <LumeahsBF> and threaten to kill myself and afew others here
31:00 <LumeahsBF> over her
31:00 <LumeahsBF> lol
31:00 <LumeahsBF> but u got fed a bullshit babygirl pedo
31:00 <LumeahsBF> which was classic to see
31:00 <johninja> corn is pretty good but it never digests
31:00 <LumeahsBF> also do you remember mandyjane?
31:00 <LumeahsBF> that was nice
31:00 <LumeahsBF> going to her house to rape her infront of her own daughter
31:00 <Trevor> johninja, kool. ok im out of questions
31:00 <dematerialised> corn with nice salty butter on it
31:00 <dematerialised> good times
32:00 <LumeahsBF> yes yes
32:00 <LumeahsBF> dematerialised
32:00 <LumeahsBF> u know it
32:00 <LumeahsBF> corninja
32:00 <Trevor> but you are right tho
32:00 <LumeahsBF> mango farmer
32:00 <LumeahsBF> mr bowen
32:00 <LumeahsBF> corn boy
32:00 <LumeahsBF> the farms of bowen qld
32:00 <dematerialised> im not a fan of mangos
32:00 <Trevor> every time i have mexican, which is basically every day, i shit out corn kernels completely whole
32:00 <LumeahsBF> we farmed corn not puss!
32:00 <LumeahsBF> lol
32:00 <LumeahsBF> Trevor
32:00 <LumeahsBF> we shit the corn
32:00 <Trevor> may as well not even eat corn
32:00 <LumeahsBF> its made by bowem
32:00 <johninja> i'm not sure how the aztecs and mayans lived on it 
32:00 <Trevor> true
32:00 <dematerialised> i like plums though
32:00 <dematerialised> last house i lived in had two massive plum trees out the back
33:00 <dematerialised> was bliss
33:00 <johninja> home among the gumtrees
33:00 <Trevor> do aussies use it for livestock feed?
33:00 <johninja> yes sometimes
33:00 <LumeahsBF> nice
33:00 <LumeahsBF> plums good
33:00 <LumeahsBF> i like plummer
33:00 <Trevor> that seems a really big thing in the us, so i read in all the organic food hysteria
33:00 <Trevor> im not convinced its as big in au?
34:00 <LumeahsBF> johninja what happened to plummer?
34:00 <johninja> the whole antibiotics dealy?
34:00 <johninja> last i heard she was going out with joel mate
34:00 <Trevor> no, just corn fed to livestock
34:00 <johninja> she really went off the rails
34:00 <dematerialised> dont they do that because they make too much corn?
34:00 <LumeahsBF> lol
34:00 <LumeahsBF> joel?
34:00 <LumeahsBF> kunny?
34:00 <Trevor> apparently most of the us corn production isnt even for humans
34:00 <johninja> yes
34:00 <LumeahsBF> that guy is fucked
34:00 <LumeahsBF> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
34:00 <johninja> yeah in the US they get subsidised farming
34:00 <LumeahsBF> kunny of all ppl?
35:00 <johninja> so they probably grow corn just to get government cheese
35:00 <johninja> and then feed it to the animals
35:00 <LumeahsBF> LOL
35:00 <johninja> that would be my guess
35:00 <dematerialised> yeah probably
35:00 <Trevor> are you even a corn farmer? or is that just some shit jerome made up and im being a bit of a dick asking questions of just another average guy as if he is some kind of expert?
35:00 <Clarkson> Serenity also said i can have her pussy if i want
35:00 <johninja> its just some shit he made up
35:00 <johninja> like most shit he says
35:00 <Clarkson> next thing we know theres gonna be irc porn
35:00 <Trevor> oh im sorry
35:00 <dematerialised> i thought picard was meant to be the corn farmer
35:00 <Trevor> my bad
36:00 <dematerialised> or corn investor
36:00 <dematerialised> i've forgotten
36:00 <Trevor> corn investor? wth?
36:00 <johninja> i have grown corn in the garden
36:00 <dematerialised> yeah there was a rumour that he invested in corn farms
36:00 <johninja> but that was just to eat
36:00 <dematerialised> and went broke because all those investments failed
36:00 <johninja> lol
36:00 <Trevor> ...
37:00 <johninja> the great corn crash of 96
37:00 <Trevor> how do you even make that kind of shit up?
37:00 <LumeahsBF> Trevor i never said he is a corn farmer u idiot
37:00 <Clarkson> yeh fuck up idiot.
37:00 <LumeahsBF> dont make shit up
37:00 <Clarkson> Cant fucking sleep , chundering , im fucked
37:00 <dematerialised> im pretty sure it's not made up
37:00 <dematerialised> im pretty sure he made poor investment choices
37:00 <LumeahsBF> picard is an aircon pedo
37:00 <Trevor> wth
37:00 <johninja> oh i don't doubt that
37:00 <LumeahsBF> and horse trainer
37:00 <johninja> yeah i think jerome might be right actually
37:00 <Trevor> im drunk and tired and u guys are all on fucking ice or something
37:00 <dematerialised> his credit raiting is ruined
37:00 <dematerialised> he cant even hire a TV
37:00 <johninja> he has a small business and trains horses
38:00 <LumeahsBF> picard is poor
38:00 <LumeahsBF> but he does ok
38:00 <LumeahsBF> his wife is half decent for a guy like him
38:00 <johninja> his sons race the little cart things behind the horses
38:00 <johninja> trotts or whatever
38:00 <LumeahsBF> and both his kids go to private skool
38:00 <LumeahsBF> he's doing better than most of austnet
38:00 <dematerialised> lol wtf
38:00 <LumeahsBF> but he comes here to pedo
38:00 <dematerialised> have you seen his wife
38:00 <dematerialised> are you blind
38:00 <LumeahsBF> not at all
38:00 <LumeahsBF> as i said dematerialised
38:00 <LumeahsBF> for him
38:00 <LumeahsBF> his standards
38:00 <LumeahsBF> she is ok
38:00 <johninja> LumeahsBF clearly has differents tastes to most
38:00 <dematerialised> his wife looks like a female version of him
38:00 <dematerialised> haha
38:00 <LumeahsBF> like mrs poh
38:00 <LumeahsBF> to chucky
38:00 <LumeahsBF> they suite eachother
39:00 <johninja> they have the exact same nose
39:00 <LumeahsBF> johninja
39:00 <johninja> its absurd
39:00 <LumeahsBF> who was that girl he had?
39:00 <LumeahsBF> he flew to melb to fuck
39:00 <dematerialised> im fairly certain picard and his wife are actually related
39:00 <johninja> TheCrow?
39:00 <LumeahsBF> the girl
39:00 <johninja> he got pretty cut when i banged her
39:00 <LumeahsBF> i dunno who that is
39:00 <LumeahsBF> some chick from melb
39:00 <LumeahsBF> he flew to fuck
39:00 <johninja> yeah sounds like it
39:00 <dematerialised> you gotta be pretty desperate to fly to get a root
39:00 <johninja> she was meant to meet him at the casino
39:00 <LumeahsBF> serebii
39:00 <johninja> but bailed out iirc
39:00 <LumeahsBF> thats it man
39:00 <LumeahsBF> lol
40:00 <LumeahsBF> serebii
40:00 <dematerialised> lol serebii
40:00 <johninja> ohh i dunno about that one
40:00 <dematerialised> that nick rings a bell
40:00 <LumeahsBF> yeh yeh
40:00 <LumeahsBF> he met her
40:00 <LumeahsBF> to fuck
40:00 <LumeahsBF> afew times
40:00 <johninja> lol
40:00 <dematerialised> wow
40:00 <dematerialised> she must have been good
40:00 <johninja> andy finally got one eh
40:00 <LumeahsBF> obv not dematerialised
40:00 <LumeahsBF> its picard
40:00 <LumeahsBF> LOL
40:00 <johninja> how old was she?
40:00 <dematerialised> haha
40:00 <Trevor> LumeahsBF, it appears you have forgotten about kings cross lac
40:00 <LumeahsBF> young
40:00 <LumeahsBF> like 28
40:00 <LumeahsBF> 27
40:00 <LumeahsBF> something like that
40:00 <johninja> i know he tried to pick up lee when she was 15
40:00 <johninja> ahh right
40:00 <LumeahsBF> yeh
40:00 <LumeahsBF> he did
41:00 <LumeahsBF> lol
41:00 <johninja> thats pretty old
41:00 <dematerialised> i remember when picard tried to pick up underage girls
41:00 <dematerialised> oh lol
41:00 <dematerialised> snap
42:00 <LumeahsBF> lol
42:00 <LumeahsBF> yeh
42:00 <LumeahsBF> he tried afew
42:00 <dematerialised> i mean i know sometimes 15 year olds look like they are 35
42:00 <dematerialised> happens all the time
42:00 <johninja> yeah and sometimes yo forget you are married
42:00 <dematerialised>  haha
42:00 <johninja> just an accident is all
42:00 <Trevor> sometimes you slip over and your dick lands in a twelvie
43:00 <johninja> hate when that happens
43:00 <LumeahsBF> picard pedod afew
43:00 <LumeahsBF> lee
43:00 <Trevor> yea i might start wearing pants
43:00 <LumeahsBF> and serebii
43:00 <LumeahsBF> also kunnny pedod lee
43:00 <LumeahsBF> didnt he johninja
43:00 <johninja> indeed
43:00 <LumeahsBF> that was the start of his demise
43:00 <LumeahsBF> when he bashed her
43:00 <LumeahsBF> and his parents
43:00 <LumeahsBF> in the home
43:00 <LumeahsBF> because they told him to stop smoking ice
43:00 <LumeahsBF> and lee called cops
43:00 <LumeahsBF> so he bashed her
43:00 <johninja> lol he did get put away for a few days when she went to visit
44:00 <johninja> i didn't know the details though
44:00 <dematerialised> lol why would you go see the person who based you
44:00 <johninja> i thinkn he was fucked as soon as the sperm met the egg tbh
44:00 <dematerialised> bashed even
44:00 <johninja> he has some issues that lad
46:00 <Trevor> dv victims do it all the time
47:00 <dematerialised> yeah but that's normally because they are single mothers or their only option is homelessness or couch surfing
47:00 <Trevor> nope
48:00 <johninja> it was more desperation
48:00 <Trevor> basically its their judgement that its not enough for them to quit
48:00 <Trevor> love, desperation, whatevs
48:00 <Trevor> pretty fucked tho
48:00 <johninja> oh you mean the whole "he hits me because he loves me" shit
48:00 <dematerialised> no
48:00 <dematerialised> more like "he hits me because its my fault"
48:00 <Trevor> im not sure whats worse... committing dv or not quitting after being a victim of it
49:00 <Trevor> no i dont mean that at all
53:00 <LumeahsBF> lee had kuniva
53:00 <LumeahsBF> as his wife
53:00 <LumeahsBF> plummer wanted no more johninja
53:00 <LumeahsBF> so she settled for second best
16:00 <Trevor> i wonder what norell would do
20:00 <johninja> lol
17:00 <johninja> https://gfycat.com/WigglyImpassionedHarlequinbug
08:00 <johninja> http://imgur.com/r/funny/ltPRt6u 
17:00 <m8> hey melbourne
59:00 <Serenity> god damn I need Clarkson to start logging and uploading logs between 12am and 4am
59:00 <Clarkson> well that is shit
59:00 <m8> 2hey are you fellas in melbourne ?
00:00 <m8> smoke weed ?
00:00 <Serenity> neg
00:00 <m8> your not in melbourne ?
00:00 <m8> fuck im in reservoir
01:00 <m8> its fukn crap
03:00 <Serenity> no im not in melb
08:00 <ShadowLurker> could do that
08:00 <ShadowLurker> megusta already does tho
13:00 <Serenity> megusta is a slacker
34:00 <m8> 8lol what a name huh
25:00 <faux> GIMME MINION TICTACS Kynetic 
15:00 <Serenity> k
23:00 <Trevor> mew i havent seen ur tits for ages
24:00 <Mew> they're definitely still present 
35:00 <Trevor> can i touch them
45:00 <DK> neither have I mew 
47:00 <Serenity> show us yer tits Trevor
47:00 <Clarkson> and a filthy cunt
51:00 <faux> oh good
51:00 <faux> johns here
52:00 <johninja> hey 
52:00 <faux> hello
52:00 <johninja> yes it's true
52:00 <faux> is it
52:00 <johninja> probably
52:00 <faux> nice one
52:00 <johninja> whatcha up 2?
53:00 <Serenity> (y)
53:00 <faux> not much atm doing some reading
53:00 <faux> being sick sux
53:00 <faux> n u
54:00 <johninja> oh you ended up gettting sick :(
54:00 <Trevor> katy perry show me the eye of ur tiger
54:00 <johninja> yeh just waking up
54:00 <faux> yeah i had an appt today and they cancelled lollll
54:00 <faux> cos they avoid sick peeps so they dont catch it etc
54:00 <faux> same if they were sick they wouldnt come etc
54:00 <faux> i was like OH QUARANTINE
55:00 <johninja> hmmm
55:00 <johninja> yeah basically
55:00 <johninja> there isn't a lot they can do for colds/flus anyway
55:00 <faux> i avoid seeing my sis too when im sick dad quarantines me cos she has a poopy immune system
55:00 <faux> so i get kt
55:00 <faux> it*
55:00 <johninja> kids are always sick yeh
56:00 <Doodle> http://media.allnight.com/ilC87cIMtS-pUDSzeNQ51_tSK28=/30x188:561x586/1200x900/smart/etch-production.s3.amazonaws.com/assets/posts/4d/03/20/4d03200000000000.jpg
56:00 <faux> lol
56:00 <faux> theres a dude on youtube who makes vids from all dumb tweets etc
57:00 <faux> so ive seen em all
57:00 <faux> why are people so dumb
57:00 <faux> :'(
57:00 <faux> PeDDLe SToOl
57:00 <Doodle> dont be sad, just remember
57:00 <Doodle> http://media.allnight.com/QZLJhxyIyxOpo-ZacHwzWWp77Bw=/69x179:624x595/1200x900/smart/etch-production.s3.amazonaws.com/assets/posts/3d/03/20/3d03200000000000.jpg
57:00 <faux> lololol
57:00 <faux> ffs
57:00 <johninja> lol facebook reminds me of all the dum statusus i posted like 7 years ago
57:00 <Doodle> hahaha
57:00 <Doodle> blak pplz lol
58:00 <faux> lol john i made a statys about that the other day
58:00 <faux> how i cringe at 2009 me
58:00 <faux> god so gross
58:00 <johninja> haha yeh
59:00 <johninja> i think that one was an intentional pun tbh
59:00 <Trevor> johninja, hows the corn today?
59:00 <faux> .
59:00 <faux> shoo
59:00 <johninja> the corn is doin fine
59:00 <johninja> i need jerome to come help me pick it soon
00:00 <Trevor> still in its can?
00:00 <Doodle> ok
00:00 <faux> doodie
00:00 <Doodle> i need a cup of tea and pix of faux's butt
00:00 <faux> oh
00:00 <Doodle> i'll put the kettle on u work on the other bit
00:00 <johninja> pronto
00:00 <Doodle> :D
00:00 <Doodle> :D~
00:00 <faux> but im sick u should be showin me urs
00:00 <faux> :'(
00:00 <Doodle> :D   ~
00:00 <Doodle> i did
00:00 <faux> lmao
00:00 <faux> ye but i need more angles
01:00 <Doodle> loool
01:00 <faux> 360 shot
01:00 <faux> ;D
01:00 <Trevor> johninja, sorry i couldnt help myself. Jeromes bs is quite pathetic, it makes me laugh
01:00 <Doodle> good grief
01:00 <faux> look i habe an idea
01:00 <faux> record a video and just spin
01:00 <faux> in front of the camera
01:00 <Doodle> roflllll
01:00 <Doodle> i'll just get me abba records
01:00 <faux> ;)
01:00 <faux> LOL
01:00 <faux> dancing queen
02:00 <Doodle> ye
02:00 <faux> u irl.
02:00 <Doodle> o/`
02:00 <johninja> https://www.facebook.com/456234491151755/videos/855657751209425/ 
02:00 <faux> ee
02:00 <johninja> its ok Trevor, i think we bonded over it
02:00 <johninja> i don't hate you quite as much this afternoon
03:00 <Trevor> jerome - bringing the austnet community together, loooool
04:00 <Trevor> urgh i have to go fix all the shit that the wife broke last night... fucking bitch
04:00 <faux> ok
04:00 <johninja> lol fuck
04:00 <faux> why dont you just replace your wife
04:00 <Trevor> i still think she might be repairable
05:00 <johninja> bit of duct tape and a hammer
06:00 <Doodle> faux come over and watch a movie with me
06:00 <Doodle> i promise i wont slip a digit in til after the opening credits
06:00 <faux> ok
06:00 <faux> oh
07:00 <faux> can we watch the great gatsby
07:00 <Doodle> yes
07:00 <faux> i watched it again lsst night for the 168th time and its still as beautful
07:00 <johninja> lol
07:00 <Trevor> isn't that some kind of homo movie
07:00 <Doodle> can u watch it upside down
07:00 <faux> every scene is like a painting
07:00 <faux> the imagery is so beautiful omg.
07:00 <johninja> yeah she will turn Doodle into a raging homo
07:00 <faux> what do you mean turn
08:00 <Doodle> shhh thilly
08:00 <faux> lmao
08:00 <faux> thtop it
08:00 <faux> i wonder where the whole gay lisp thing came.from
08:00 <Doodle> ehehee
08:00 <johninja> haha
08:00 <Doodle> being punched in the mouth
08:00 <Doodle> i assume
08:00 <faux> not one gay dude i know has a lisp
09:00 <Doodle> i used to work with a lispy flamboyant gay
09:00 <Clarkson> I was never sexy BD
09:00 <Doodle> he used to wear hotpants to work
09:00 <faux> yum
09:00 <Doodle> and he worked with his mum!
09:00 <faux> was it poodleman
09:00 <Doodle> and his brother
09:00 <Doodle> no
09:00 <Doodle> lol
09:00 <faux> lol
09:00 <Doodle> i havent heard from him in ages
10:00 <Doodle> last thing he said to me was he was going to try and grow his own dope
10:00 <Doodle> in a 1br flat in melb
10:00 <faux> prob got arrested
10:00 <Doodle> we can hope
10:00 <faux> have u taken a pic of chez for me yet
10:00 <Doodle> omg no but
10:00 <Doodle> i was there the other night talking to mick
11:00 <Doodle> and she made us shut up
11:00 <faux> is she on your fb i should have a stalk
11:00 <Doodle> so she could listen to the burnout some dude was doing 4 blocks away
11:00 <Doodle> she is but no pics
11:00 <faux> LOL
11:00 <Doodle> she so boge
11:00 <faux> o damn
11:00 <faux> i love her
11:00 <faux> shes me spirit animal
11:00 <Doodle> lmao
11:00 <faux> i love how me alter ego was chez before i knew she existed
11:00 <faux> its true love.
11:00 <Doodle> hahaha
12:00 <Doodle> she was makin icecream when i was there
12:00 <faux> every time i do chez voice my mate wants to kill me
12:00 <faux> he hates it so much
12:00 <faux> lmao
12:00 <Doodle> hahahha
12:00 <faux> LEK YOUR NOT A FUKN BOGAN SHUT UP BEFORE  I THROW YOU OFF A CLIFF
12:00 <faux> "na m8"
13:00 <Doodle> throw u off a fuggen cliff m8
13:00 <faux> hes the same one that told me im not an aboriginal dot painting
13:00 <faux> HE LOVES RUINING MY DREAMS
13:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <faux> im Hungary 
14:00 <faux> hungry
14:00 <faux> snack time
14:00 <Doodle> i should prolly eat but cbf
14:00 <Doodle> i'll do it later
14:00 <faux> prolly procket
15:00 <Doodle> same 2 u buddy
15:00 <faux> im gonna cut some celery n carrots and dip in some homos
15:00 <Doodle> yum
15:00 <faux> it*
15:00 <Doodle> o/`
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <faux> bend over
15:00 <Doodle> eep no pls
15:00 <faux> oh
15:00 <faux> but i wanna dip me celery in a homo
16:00 <Doodle> i'm not a homo i'm only part time
16:00 <faux> AMAAZIN GRACE OW SWEET THER SOUND
16:00 <faux> - chez
16:00 <Doodle> her fave song
16:00 <faux> is it really 
16:00 <Doodle> lol no i dont think so
16:00 <faux> oh
16:00 <faux> lnao
16:00 <faux> YA MIGHT AS WELL FACE IT YOURE ADDICTED TO BUTTS
17:00 <Doodle> hngg
17:00 <faux> love dat song
17:00 <Doodle> pix
17:00 <faux> ok im gonna go eat me homos
17:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Robert Palmer - Addicted To Love.mp3 (3.99MB 128kbps Stereo 4:21)
17:00 <faux> oh
17:00 <Doodle> o//
17:00 <faux> was that the advice Bruce gave u on ya first date
17:00 <faux> oi robert, palmer.
17:00 <Doodle> LOL
18:00 <Doodle> my father doesnt give advice
18:00 <Doodle> he lectures
18:00 <faux> lollll
18:00 <faux> aw brucey
18:00 <faux> my one true love.
18:00 <Doodle> gross
18:00 <faux> what
18:00 <faux> i think kherris suits me
18:00 <faux> khristina kherris
18:00 <faux> perf
18:00 <Doodle> lmao
19:00 <Doodle> then u'd be me stepmum
19:00 <Doodle> and i'd have 2 bang u
19:00 <faux> hot
19:00 <faux> me plans workin
19:00 <Doodle> lol
19:00 <Doodle> u dont need to marry my dad to bang me
19:00 <faux> LOL
19:00 <faux> tryina get close to skeet
19:00 <Doodle> however if u wanna b my lover
19:00 <Doodle> u gota get with my friends
19:00 <faux> thats me ultimate plan
19:00 <faux> ew
20:00 <Doodle> lmao
20:00 <Doodle> poodleman would hump ur leg ro
20:00 <faux> lollllll
20:00 <faux> ffs
20:00 <faux> ok rrally going now before u turn me off homos
20:00 <Doodle> so would i tho
20:00 <faux> bye
20:00 <Doodle> lmao bai
20:00 <Doodle> leave me with a semi
20:00 <Doodle> typical
24:00 <DK>  <@faux> was that the advice Bruce gave u on ya first date
24:00 <DK> didn't know he talked 
25:00 <Doodle> lol
25:00 <Doodle> he squeaks
25:00 <Doodle> when u rub him
26:00 <DK> hahaha 
29:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
29:00 <TheRon> hi
31:00 <dematerialised> good morning figs
37:00 <johninja> lol this asian guy spazzed out at me in chess
37:00 <johninja> called me stupid etc
37:00 <johninja> then promtly lost
38:00 <dematerialised> it's because you didn't play by his rules
38:00 <johninja> oh 
39:00 <dematerialised> i downloaded a whole bunch of anime last night and now i have no space left on my torrent drive
39:00 <dematerialised> my life is ruined
39:00 <johninja> oh dear
39:00 <johninja> might be time for a new one
40:00 <johninja> unless theres shit you downloaded that you don't like
40:00 <johninja> and you're like "i'll leave it there, i might get bored one day and watch it"
40:00 <johninja> you never do
40:00 <dematerialised> haha
40:00 <dematerialised> yeah my whole file server is like that
40:00 <dematerialised> i have like 500 movies and 30 different tv shows
40:00 <dematerialised> "i cant delete them i will watch them some day"
40:00 <johninja> hahaha
40:00 <johninja> hoarder
41:00 <johninja> i actually enjoyed deleteing all my exes reality tv shows
41:00 <johninja> YEAH YO TAKE THAT!
41:00 <dematerialised> i deleted all my UFC
41:00 <dematerialised> that was hard
42:00 <johninja> i might venture outside and do some chores
42:00 <johninja> bbl
45:00 <Student> Greetings
58:00 <TheRon> GO MELBOURNE STORM!!
10:00 <johninja> https://streamable.com/59s8 
54:00 <Trevor> i love fucking chinese
54:00 <TheRon> the people of food?
55:00 <TheRon> or foord
55:00 <Trevor> both
56:00 <TheRon> i made chicken and vegie soup
56:00 <TheRon> with real chicken stock
57:00 <TheRon> two left over carcasses from last night
58:00 <Trevor> hmm i dont think google want me to download all the data they have on me... it gets to like 2gb and then it stops
58:00 <TheRon> no porn for you
00:00 <faux> watching a show based on true stories about crazy exes where they talk to actual people etc and one guy was telling the story of his psycho ex from highschool who tracked him down 14 years later an became violent and weird. anyway she ended up running over his mum
00:00 <faux> and then texted him saying "hows your mum? LOL"
00:00 <faux> ..
00:00 <faux> fucking nutso
00:00 <Clarkson> its just a torture porn movie
00:00 <TheRon> was it rove?
00:00 <johninja> lol
00:00 <johninja> geeeze
00:00 <johninja> roves wife is dead man
00:00 <faux> wut
00:00 <TheRon> but he says say hi to your mum for me
01:00 <johninja> eh she got the cancer in the boobs and died
01:00 <johninja> he has moved on though
01:00 <TheRon> i thought he rre married
01:00 <johninja> yeah probably ha
01:00 <faux> yeah but where did that come ftom lol
01:00 <faux> im confused 
01:00 <johninja> <TheRon> was it rove?
01:00 <Student> that reminded me of the movie "Terminator"
01:00 <faux> ohhhhh
01:00 <faux> i missed that 
01:00 <faux> siz
02:00 <faux> soz*
02:00 <TheRon> jokes aren't funny when you have to explain them
02:00 <Trevor> where is rove anyway
03:00 <Trevor> its like hes under a rock
03:00 <johninja> nah
03:00 <Trevor> then again i dont watch free to air tv
03:00 <johninja> he does a pretty big radio show
03:00 <johninja> and his co host is shit
03:00 <johninja> but he has her back
03:00 <TheRon> he's in la
03:00 <TheRon> but he is EP on the prtojesct
03:00 <johninja> https://mumbrella.com.au/radio-ratings-rove-and-sam-fail-to-move-the-needle-for-2dayfm-351639 
03:00 <Trevor> oh thats why its a terrible show
05:00 <johninja> he has lost his mojo
05:00 <Trevor> im not sure he ever had any
05:00 <johninja> thats about all he had
05:00 <johninja> self beleif that he was funny
06:00 <johninja> and everyone beleived him for a while
06:00 <Trevor> i thought he just had a massive ego and people were just laughing at him
07:00 <TheRiddler> probably banging her
07:00 <TheRiddler> oh was scrolled up
08:00 <TheRon> johninja: OKC!!!!!!
08:00 <johninja> yeah man
08:00 <johninja> they smashed it
08:00 <johninja> adams got kicked in the dick
08:00 <Lumeah> Sup
08:00 <TheRon> we hate him because he be kiwi
08:00 <johninja> hi
08:00 <johninja> nah
09:00 <johninja> i'm rooting for him
09:00 <Lumeah> Hi
09:00 <TheRon> who's the lucky lady?
09:00 <johninja> he's the youngest of 18 kids his dad had with 5 women lol
09:00 <johninja> fucking british sailor
09:00 <johninja> not going on a boat with that prick
10:00 <Student> nice going dad
11:00 <johninja> Student just because i'm banging your mum doesn't make me your dad
11:00 <johninja> you have to earn that right
11:00 <Student> don't get hyper baby
14:00 <TheRon> student gonna have to stone his mum
15:00 <TheRon> bringing shame to his family
15:00 <Trevor> ware r u now under da see
15:00 <Student> stupid TheRon
15:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60ItHLz5WEA
15:00 <Student> always will say stupid things
15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Alan Walker - Faded Views: 314,741,289 Uploader: Alan Walker Uploaded: Dec 4, 2015 Duration: 3m33s Rating: 4.90
15:00 <Student> grow up TheRon
15:00 <TheRon> biyombo 26 rebounds
17:00 <faux> wtf
17:00 <faux> this ex is nuts
17:00 <faux> he set his ex up for 3 armed robberies lmao
17:00 <faux> WHY ARE PEOPLE CRAZY
18:00 <TheRon> are you watching the good wife?
18:00 <johninja> lol
18:00 <johninja> hey Sezz o/
20:00 <Student> writing in caps is pretty crazy 
20:00 <Student> or ugly crazy for that matter
21:00 <Serenity> hi
21:00 <Serenity> bbl
26:00 <Student> meth seller
26:00 <Student> drug dealer 
27:00 <TheRon> apparently the ice expedition in antarctic is coming home
28:00 <TheRon> better distribution, better contacts back here in oz
28:00 <johninja> Student you need to relax mate
28:00 <Student> ha ha drug dealer talked
28:00 <Student> i was kinda expecting that from you johnie
29:00 <johninja> have you had a few too many drinks today?
29:00 <TheRon> with ice
29:00 <Student> i am thirsty 
31:00 <faux> rofl 
31:00 <faux> amelia!!!@!@@
31:00 <amelia> rawrrrrr how be jew
31:00 <Student> stop making fun of amelia
31:00 <faux> you neeeeeed to watch My crazy ex like NOW i just saw the first ep
31:00 <Student> :P
31:00 <amelia> Okies!!!!
31:00 <TheRon> anybdoy in need of some genuine chicken soup?
31:00 <faux> no seriously
31:00 <amelia> reality?
31:00 <faux> right now.
32:00 <faux> yeah its like based on true stories about crazy exs
32:00 <amelia> I am seeing if its on hayu
32:00 <faux> they talk to the real people it happened to but also there are reenactments
32:00 <amelia> dis sounds right up our alley
32:00 <faux> yes its amaze
32:00 <faux> there were 3 stories in this ep
32:00 <faux> so i assume every ep has a couple stories
32:00 <faux> so good
32:00 <robot> hi its robot
33:00 <faux> hi butt
33:00 <robot> hello faux
33:00 <faux> how u
33:00 <robot> w_a_d_y_a k__w
33:00 <faux> lmao
33:00 <amelia> goshdamnit not on hayu
33:00 <TheRon> faux, come to ballarat, i'll take you to wendouree west, you'll see this shit for real
33:00 <robot> good thanks.\
33:00 <robot> and you?
33:00 <faux> lol TheRon 
33:00 <amelia> i will downloads
33:00 <faux> idk how id deal with legit psychos
33:00 <Doodle> oh
33:00 <robot> hello TheRon
34:00 <robot> hello amelia
34:00 <faux> like i thought my ex was nuts for slashing me tyres
34:00 <faux> these cunts are beyod
34:00 <faux> beyond
34:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Dead Salesmen - Wendouree.mp3 (3.93MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:17)
34:00 <amelia> bwahahaha jeezus
34:00 <robot> your ex slashed your tyres?
34:00 <robot> yikes
34:00 <faux> yep
34:00 <Student> years of training in this channel will certainly help you deal with legit psychos
34:00 <faux> he said if i dont go see him i cant go see anyone else
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <faux> .
34:00 <Doodle> hadnt he heard of the bus
34:00 <robot> mmmm
35:00 <amelia> who in here has been the crazy ex
35:00 <Doodle> neg
35:00 <faux> he used to come to my house when i was still living with mum and stsnd under my window and yell out my name
35:00 <faux> lucky i moved
35:00 <Doodle> as if they would admit it
36:00 <amelia> I'd admit it cos it would be kinda funny but i dun care enough to go crazy so def aint me
36:00 <TheRon> doodle tell faux about the joys of wendouree west
36:00 <Doodle> oh the fun to be had in the west
36:00 <Doodle> burning out cars on someones nature strip
36:00 <TheRon> a shopping trolley at every house
36:00 <faux> his mum smelt like old cheese and mothballs
36:00 <faux> i punched me ex in thebdick but we were still dating so idk if thats nuts enougu
36:00 <amelia> bwahahahahahhahaha
37:00 <Doodle> my ex liked to throw things at me
37:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
37:00 <faux> i wanna meet ron and doodie and crip in the rat
37:00 <TheRon> not at the rat, it's a bad pub
37:00 <Doodle> its ok i've already met Crip
37:00 <robot> <@faux> he used to come to my house when i was still living with mum and stsnd under my window and yell out my name <@faux> lucky i moved  <-- rofl then ur mum had to deal with it lmao
37:00 <amelia> i never raised a hand to a bf, restrained self twice cos very much wanted to
37:00 <Doodle> give it time amelia
37:00 <faux> no me mum moved to tassie
37:00 <faux> lol
37:00 <amelia> haha
37:00 <johninja> lol in frankston someone cut the bit out of the shopping trolley to get the $1 or $2 coin out
37:00 <faux> LOL
38:00 <johninja> it was abandoned near the cree
38:00 <faux> .
38:00 <robot> amelia bashes me
38:00 <robot> we haven't even dated
38:00 <johninja> thats fucking despo
38:00 <Doodle> rightly so
38:00 <Clarkson> he was a fucking fat arsed druggy nigga
38:00 <faux> there was a shopping trolly at parra river me cousin used to push me around in
38:00 <Doodle> i like violent girls so i dont mind the psychos
38:00 <faux> now i regret not checking for $2
38:00 <faux> darn.
38:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <faux> phew doodle
38:00 <robot> wtf r u on about with trolleys and coins
39:00 <johninja> he could have just pushed it back to the shop and got the money
39:00 <Doodle> hehee
39:00 <robot> do u have to pay
39:00 <johninja> but nah fuck that
39:00 <johninja> yes in franga you do
39:00 <faux> yeah to detach it
39:00 <amelia> chan 10 only have from episode 13 faux
39:00 <amelia> wahhhhhh
39:00 <johninja> i dunno about in robot land
39:00 <robot> lol
39:00 <robot> no
39:00 <robot> never heard of it
39:00 <robot> aldi has aldi coins, i was like wtf
39:00 <faux> yeah this website only has 4 eps meelies so i needd to look for another site
39:00 <faux> try project free tv??
40:00 <amelia> I guess dun need to watch in order?
40:00 <johninja> sometimes you can make a few bucks hanging out in the carpark and pushing the trolleys back 
40:00 <johninja> or doing other things
40:00 <faux> i dont think so tbh it seems just like individual story telling
40:00 <faux> but im too ocd not to
40:00 <amelia> like catfish
40:00 <faux> so im gonna try projrct free tv
40:00 <amelia> yah i prefer watch in order
40:00 <robot> amelia bashes me when i get a footlong suv instead of 6"
40:00 <robot> "you know youre on a diet"
40:00 <Doodle> heh
40:00 <amelia> did you watch ep 1
40:00 <faux> yeah
40:00 <faux> just now
40:00 <Student> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxQcAEBH7p4
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: My Crazy Ex: World's Cutest Stalker (S1, E1) Views: 26,864 Uploader: LMN Uploaded: Apr 8, 2015 Duration: 2m16s Rating: 4.66
40:00 <faux> thats all ivr seen so far
40:00 <Serenity> look on youtube you amatuers
41:00 <Student> there are tongs of videos there
41:00 <Doodle> a footlong suv
41:00 <robot> ye
41:00 <johninja> litteraly tongs
41:00 <faux> thts 2m long
41:00 <faux> lol
41:00 <amelia> ok well you told me you would bring me cookies and you fuckin didn't
41:00 <faux> a full episode is 40mins.
41:00 <Doodle> i had a full episode once lasted for days
41:00 <robot> "you know youre on a diet amelia"
41:00 <robot> lol
42:00 <johninja> thats a paddlin'
42:00 <amelia> that is a def paddlin'
42:00 <Doodle> oh faux
42:00 <robot> no u
42:00 <faux> oh
42:00 <Doodle> i have a pic 2 show u on whatsapp
42:00 <faux> yay
42:00 <amelia> bend over n take dis paddlin' you fuck
42:00 <Doodle> hang
42:00 <faux> is it ur butt again
42:00 <Doodle> no
42:00 <faux> darn
43:00 <robot> k amelia
44:00 <faux> hurry up
44:00 <faux> im so impatient
44:00 <robot> no u
44:00 <faux> johninja u need whatsapp so u can send me frequent pics of cute Animals
45:00 <faux> or telegram 
45:00 <faux> telegram is like 10x better
45:00 <robot> y?\
46:00 <amelia> faux did you need to register for project free tv
46:00 <Doodle> ok faux
46:00 <Doodle> oh
46:00 <Doodle> well
46:00 <robot> ye
46:00 <robot> she h8s u
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <Doodle> ok check ur whatsapp 
47:00 <faux> YOU GUISE BROKE MY ANDCHAT
47:00 <faux> amelia nah dont need to register 
47:00 <amelia> (amelia) faux did you need to register for project free tv
47:00 <amelia> oh
47:00 <amelia> it tellin me to registers
47:00 <faux> google the show
47:00 <faux> plus project free tv
47:00 <faux> and a link should come up
47:00 <amelia> I dids!
47:00 <faux> oh
47:00 <faux> wait
47:00 <amelia> It dids!
47:00 <faux> lemme check whatsapp 
48:00 <faux> I ONLY HAVE TWO HANDS
48:00 <amelia> then i click it and big purple box (teehehe purple box) comes up sayin YOU NEED TO REGISTERS
48:00 <faux> lmao
48:00 <faux> PB
49:00 <Doodle> eehehhe
50:00 <johninja> PBUH
50:00 <TheRon> bruised box?
50:00 <Doodle> nothx
51:00 <TheRon> 420 yet?
51:00 <Doodle> sure
51:00 <Student> a weird show
51:00 <Doodle> ur a weird show
52:00 <johninja> trudat
52:00 <TheRon> leave him alone he's paki
52:00 <TheRon> he doesn't know any better
52:00 <johninja> he's not even a real muslim
52:00 <johninja> shouldn't you be at the jihad rn?
52:00 <johninja> fucking pussy
52:00 <TheRon> he eats pork and gets on the piss
52:00 <Student> lol
53:00 <Student> allegations
54:00 <TheRon> cracklin rosie get on board
55:00 <faux> NOT FAIR DOODLE IS SENDING ME DESSERT PIX AND NOW IM HUNGRY
55:00 <faux> also amelia
55:00 <faux> tell me you love me
55:00 <faux> http://www.primewire.ag/tv-2746691-My-Crazy-EX/season-1-episode-1
55:00 <faux> youre welcome.
55:00 <Doodle> rofl
55:00 <Doodle> hai lagster
55:00 <amelia> okies lemme see if works first and will then declare love
56:00 <Doodle> eehehe
56:00 <amelia> wot do i click now
56:00 <faux> vodlocker links usually work for me meelies 
56:00 <amelia> The link or watch now button
56:00 <amelia> okies link
56:00 <TheRon> biggest loser?
57:00 <Doodle> Klutch
57:00 <faux> omg i hate tou
57:00 <faux> wait
57:00 <amelia> do i click the "secure link" in green or Version 17
57:00 <amelia> y am i a noob @ dis
57:00 <Doodle> clearly u need a man
58:00 <TheRon> mmmmmm boob
58:00 <Student> :)
58:00 <amelia> never
58:00 <Doodle> does anyone know any men who could help amelia
58:00 <amelia> no pls i have jus cut all my potential suiters off
58:00 <TheRon> amelia, coffee black, like your men?
58:00 <amelia> except 1
59:00 <amelia> i dun want moar
59:00 <Student> people still believe in spells
59:00 <Doodle> oh
59:00 <Doodle> soz
59:00 <Doodle> nm everyone
59:00 <Doodle> its ok
59:00 <Student> that seem to be a fake program i.e. crazy exs
59:00 <Student> someone made that all up 
00:00 <faux> click next to secure link on the right
00:00 <faux> try last one
00:00 <faux> vodlocker.com
00:00 <faux> its based on true stories
00:00 <faux> and who cares if its exaggerated im certain there are people that psycho who exist
00:00 <amelia> faux wot button i click i can't do dis wifout you
00:00 <amelia> o der you are
00:00 <Student> true stories? really doubt that
01:00 <faux> did it work meels
01:00 <faux> hurry i need food
01:00 <faux> lolllll
01:00 <amelia> No
01:00 <amelia> I clicked secure link
01:00 <amelia> says no available
02:00 <TheRon> i'm picking up good vibrations
02:00 <amelia> and need to sign in
02:00 <amelia> dis is bs
02:00 <faux> I SAID CLICK ON THE RIGHT OF SECURE LINK
02:00 <faux> whete it has tge name of sites
02:00 <faux> scrolll down to last version
02:00 <faux> version 17
02:00 <faux> or something
02:00 <faux> then click vodlocker.com 
02:00 <faux> it will redirect to another page
02:00 <faux> golly i hate u
03:00 <faux> ok
03:00 <Doodle> calm blue ocean
03:00 <faux> click version 17
03:00 <faux> i was yelling at youfor nothing
03:00 <faux> LOLLLLL
03:00 <faux> im hangry
03:00 <amelia> yah fuck!
03:00 <Doodle> ead
03:00 <faux> soz meelies
03:00 <faux> present it
03:00 <faux> ow8
03:00 <amelia> says need to sign in
03:00 <Doodle> i did
03:00 <amelia> did you sign up?
03:00 <faux> nah u dont
03:00 <faux> did it redirect to vodlocker.cm
03:00 <amelia> yas
04:00 <faux> http://vodlocker.com/ro70xic1yiqf
04:00 <faux> click Skip ad
04:00 <TheRon> the link works
04:00 <Student> that could be a best program to cast doubts in peoples mind and they just leave each other because of an episode
04:00 <Student> cool :)
04:00 <amelia> says need to log in can't watch as guest
04:00 <faux> .
04:00 <faux> you dont need to log in
05:00 <faux> there should be a tiny cross
05:00 <Doodle> fuckin log u in in a minute
05:00 <faux> to clik to exit the ad
05:00 <Student> pretty much a soft porn , every episode have some sort of sex involvement
05:00 <Clarkson> the afl site is being gay
05:00 <faux> on the screeeeeeenn 
05:00 <Doodle> lol clarky
05:00 <Clarkson> fuck off you bipolar faggot - 20 mins ago you were rimming assholes now youre being a tard - you have issues. baaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddd
05:00 <dematerialised> hello @ amelia
05:00 <Doodle> oh
05:00 <Doodle> :/
05:00 <faux> lol
05:00 <Doodle> it was 30 mins ago
05:00 <Doodle> actually
06:00 <faux> amelia
06:00 <faux> http://vidbull.com/i7b6chexnb0v.html
06:00 <faux> try this
06:00 <amelia> OMGOSH HOWDAHEXAGON MEANT TO SEE DAT X
06:00 <faux> Lol
06:00 <amelia> i wasn't wearing glasses
06:00 <faux> did u see it finally
06:00 <faux> LOLLLLL
06:00 <Doodle> .
06:00 <faux> yeah close it then press play
06:00 <faux> should load
06:00 <amelia> i luff you it worx
06:00 <faux> yay
06:00 <amelia> xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
06:00 <faux> xoxoxoox
06:00 <amelia> fanls for de patience yay
06:00 <faux> ok im gonna heat my dinner finally
06:00 <faux> brb
07:00 <Student> and all of the models are Good Looking, wow
07:00 <Student> crazy people are pretty 
07:00 <dematerialised> hihi Student
08:00 <Student> hey dematerialised :)
08:00 <amelia> hain@ chu demat
08:00 <amelia> hai
08:00 <dematerialised> ty amelia for late hai
08:00 <amelia> nein
08:00 <amelia> soz I was distracted & frustrated cos fing wasn't working
08:00 <amelia> cant do 2 fings @ once
08:00 <dematerialised> thats ok
09:00 <dematerialised> i forgive yuo
09:00 <dematerialised> ok i have to go again now ty bye
09:00 <johninja> wow
09:00 <johninja> he's really playing hard 2 get
10:00 <amelia> how dare he
12:00 <Student> because he is the man :P
12:00 <Doodle> with the golden gun?
12:00 <TheRon> by the sweret sorrento moon
12:00 <amelia> very doubtful
13:00 <Doodle> be fucken cold in sorrento tonight
13:00 <johninja> no doubt
13:00 <Doodle> sweet sorrento nips more like
13:00 <amelia> i has tuna breaf
13:00 <Doodle> hot
13:00 <johninja> yuck
13:00 <amelia> yummmmm
13:00 <Doodle> oh
13:00 <johninja> i hate that smell
13:00 <Doodle> lol
13:00 <TheRon> they are getting bigger
13:00 <Doodle> trying to resist
13:00 <Doodle> telling a tuna breath joke
13:00 <amelia> ohhhh
13:00 <johninja> lol
13:00 <amelia> vjj
13:00 <Doodle> ye
14:00 <amelia> bwahahha
14:00 <Doodle> but if ur vag smells like tuna u got issues
14:00 <amelia> def
14:00 <Doodle> possibly maritime issues
14:00 <Doodle> barnacles perhaps
14:00 <TheRon> salty seadog?
14:00 <Doodle> no thx i;ve already eaten
15:00 <TheRon> when's jane bubb on?
15:00 <TheRon> bunn
16:00 <Doodle> soon most likely
17:00 <TheRon> cleaage?
17:00 <TheRon> cleavage 
17:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> omg
17:00 <TheRon> i have a band aid on the big finger on the left hand
17:00 <faux> ITS A REENACTMENT STUDENT GOSH
17:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> whose seen the latest game of thrones?
17:00 <faux> idiet
18:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> the endingis sooo sad :~(
18:00 <TheRon> much tit?
18:00 <Student> pretty stupid
18:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> wats pretty stupid?
18:00 <TheRon> saying tit?
19:00 <Student> both the couples are pretty looking , no one is black or fat etc
19:00 <Student> how come it is true if atleast one out of couple is not shown 
19:00 <TheRon> baby baby it's a wild world
20:00 <faux> keep watching
20:00 <faux> there is a few black people student 
20:00 <faux> also one chick is ugly
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <Student> ha ha
20:00 <Student> not on you tube
20:00 <faux> they conceal the identity of the psycho one
20:00 <faux> cos theyre usually in prison
21:00 <Student> that i understand but both are good looking , i don't buy that
21:00 <Student> does not seem out of natural or normal world
21:00 <faux> theyre reenactments
21:00 <faux> they hire actors to reenact it
21:00 <faux> and talk to the real person 
22:00 <faux> you get that right
22:00 <faux> youre infuriating me for noti understanding
22:00 <Doodle> live long n prosper
22:00 <faux> im going to throw my chicken at you
22:00 <Student> ummm
22:00 <Student> umm
23:00 <TheRon> my mum and saw saw abba gold the other night and loved it
23:00 <TheRon> dad
23:00 <amelia> someone gave me link for de season
23:00 <amelia> so i jus doin it dat way
24:00 <Student> even the story teller REAL person are good looking
24:00 <Student> any way , enjoy
24:00 <Doodle> ODONGA
24:00 <faux> GIMME LINK AMELIA
25:00 <TheRon> the winner takes it all..........
25:00 <faux> lmao Doodle 
25:00 <Doodle> was she irish
25:00 <Doodle> o'donga
25:00 <faux> tink so
25:00 <faux> shh
25:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
25:00 <faux> lmao
25:00 <faux> r u ol
25:00 <faux> ok
25:00 <Doodle> ye
25:00 <faux> phew
26:00 <Doodle> better take ur top off just to make sure
26:00 <faux>  i heated me chicken too much its like deathly hot
26:00 <faux> oh
26:00 <faux> no its cold
26:00 <Doodle> ye
26:00 <Doodle> i know
26:00 <Doodle> :D
26:00 <faux> access me bottom its easier
26:00 <faux> no pants
26:00 <Doodle> o sweet
26:00 <TheRon> i quite like breasts
26:00 <faux> No PaNTS DaNCe
26:00 <faux> me 2 ronald
26:00 <Doodle> eheheee
26:00 <faux> breasts r excellent
27:00 <amelia> so i deactivated fb
27:00 <faux> tst reminds me
27:00 <faux> already LOL
27:00 <TheRon> so many uses
27:00 <amelia> i think the HBF fun run weekend was prob the wrong time to start an account
27:00 <amelia> fuckin twats
27:00 <Clarkson> i'm gonna run with that until you have a breakdown and fuck off out of here.
27:00 <amelia> full of stupid shit no one gives fuck about
28:00 <amelia> i come on irc for useless shit, i dun fink i need fb
28:00 <TheRon> love lifts us up where we belong
28:00 <amelia> i put link to tv show in your chan
29:00 <faux> oh download
30:00 <faux> nah icbf downloafing
30:00 <faux> i wanna watch rn
30:00 <faux> lol
30:00 <faux> im too impatient to wait
30:00 <faux> WATCH FIRST EP WHILE U WAIT
30:00 <Doodle> DO IT
30:00 <Doodle> NOW
30:00 <Student> OR
30:00 <amelia> whole season!!!!
31:00 <amelia> not jus 1 ep
31:00 <faux> yeah i know i mean i cb waiting for it to download
31:00 <amelia> It be done in hr
31:00 <amelia> ohhh
31:00 <amelia> hahha
31:00 <faux> impat
31:00 <faux> ient
31:00 <Doodle> eeek
32:00 <Doodle> bit me lip
36:00 <Doodle> thx for the outpouring of concern, i'm ok
36:00 <TheRon> break a nail too?
36:00 <Doodle> lol no
39:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> if ya smmmmeeelllllllllllllllllllll lalalalala laaaaowww! 
39:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> what the rock.......
39:00 <faux> aww
40:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> is Cookin.  -o o~
40:00 <faux> me sissy just rang to tellme she made a friend at school 
40:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> how old is she?
40:00 <faux> a chinese boy named Ken
40:00 <faux> i was like IS HE BARBIES BOYFRIEND
40:00 <faux> shes 3
40:00 <faux> she said hes silly
40:00 <faux> lolllll
40:00 <faux> so cute.
41:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> ah ok, then that adorable. was gona say, if shes highschool aged and does that, shes prolly "special".
41:00 <faux> LOL
42:00 <amelia> i has a chinese friend called ken
42:00 <TheRon> the first cut is the deepest, baby i know
43:00 <amelia> we got lunch once and he ordered parmigiana but he pronounced it parmvagina
43:00 <amelia> dumb asian
43:00 <Doodle> eep
43:00 <amelia> i luffed that day
43:00 <Doodle> palmvagina
43:00 <faux> lolllllllllll
43:00 <TheRon> some kind of se act
44:00 <faux> YOU CANT HURRY LOVE NO YOU JUST HAVE TO WAIT
44:00 <faux> SHE SAID LOVE DONT COME EASYYYY 
44:00 <faux> unlkke TheRon 
44:00 <Doodle> looool
44:00 <faux> lolllllll
44:00 <Doodle> mean
44:00 <amelia> 30mins til download
44:00 <Student> :)
44:00 <faux> he knows i loves him
44:00 <TheRon> my love would come in 30 secs
44:00 <Doodle> eep
44:00 <faux> LOL
44:00 <amelia> is TheRon old
44:00 <amelia> like 45
45:00 <Doodle> he's younger than me
45:00 <TheRon> sure am
45:00 <Doodle> :/
45:00 <Student> he is like 5
45:00 <amelia> are you 45 TheRon
45:00 <faux> he seems double your age though dooie
45:00 <Student> or may be less
45:00 <faux> d
45:00 <Doodle> cos i am immature
45:00 <faux> no cos he is Old Fuk
45:00 <faux> OF
45:00 <faux> TR OF
45:00 <TheRon> no i missed vietnam
46:00 <Doodle> no pretty sure its just cos i act like a dickhead
46:00 <amelia> TheRon would be one of the better oldies
46:00 <amelia> but there really isn't much competition
46:00 <Lumeah> 30?
46:00 <faux> he says hes 32 but i dont bekeueb it
46:00 <amelia> picard etc
46:00 <faux> believe it too
46:00 <amelia> oh 32
46:00 <TheRon> i play lawn bowls
46:00 <amelia> bs
46:00 <amelia> 32 my fat bum
46:00 <Doodle> if he is 32 so am i
46:00 <amelia> 52?
47:00 <TheRon> deck of cars
47:00 <TheRon> cards
47:00 <faux> 52
47:00 <amelia> TheRon have you shown a photo
47:00 <faux> 56
47:00 <faux> idk
47:00 <faux> i forgot
47:00 <TheRon> nope
47:00 <amelia> will you
47:00 <TheRon> i avoid photos like the plague
48:00 <amelia> okies den i gonna make dinner
48:00 <faux> what u cookin
48:00 <Student> parmvagina
48:00 <Student> for the sake of beautiful memories :P
49:00 <faux> lmao
49:00 <faux> excellet
49:00 <TheRon> imagine costanza in a bowls uniform
50:00 <TheRon> maybe mick molloy in a bows uniform
51:00 <johninja> Doggy got a brand new dongle
51:00 <johninja> good boy
52:00 <Doggy> hello john
52:00 <johninja> hi
52:00 <Doggy> just got quart
52:00 <Doggy> time 2 smoke
52:00 <johninja> nice one
52:00 <johninja> i'm gonna go shower
53:00 <Doggy> having pie and chips for dins
54:00 <TheRon> pie rules
54:00 <Klutch2> im having pipe for dinner
54:00 <Doggy> steak mushroom
00:00 <johninja> mmm pie
03:00 <TheRon> who doesn't love pie
06:00 <borednlost> communists
07:00 <TheRon> i want to know what love is
08:00 <Trevor> want me 2 show u?
08:00 <stompin> BOOOM
08:00 <amelia> PIEEEEE
08:00 <amelia> I having chicken n veg
08:00 <amelia> boring
08:00 <amelia> do want pie instead
10:00 <TheRon> jon secada - just anither day
17:00 <TheRon> storm 4 eels 0
19:00 <robot> ye
21:00 <Doodle> ping pong
22:00 <amelia> BRuSSeL SPRouTS iN Ma BeLLeH
22:00 <Doodle> yum
22:00 <Doodle> theyre the best
22:00 <amelia> yas!!!
22:00 <amelia> so much many tasties
22:00 <faux> ROFL
22:00 <faux> Amelia 
23:00 <faux> i cannot wait until you see ep 2
23:00 <faux> holy shit
23:00 <Clarkson> I've got a little knob that all my mates absolutely love!
23:00 <amelia> Ooooooooooooh
23:00 <Doodle> lmao
23:00 <Doodle> i bet clarky
23:00 <amelia> it be downloaded soon if not NOW
23:00 <faux> the psychos name is Robert
23:00 <Clarkson> I expect sex in return though
23:00 <amelia> :D
23:00 <faux> yayy
23:00 <Doodle> i'm not a psycho
23:00 <Doodle> i'm as normal as it gets
23:00 <faux> lolll
24:00 <faux> lol this chick. "i would like to bake you a pie"
24:00 <faux> THE START OF SOMETHING SUS.
24:00 <DK> is that a walk in freezer doodle/ 
24:00 <Doodle> more of a stuble in, bleeding
24:00 <Doodle> *stumble
26:00 <stompin> boom
31:00 <stompin> ...........
32:00 <johninja> think you missed him
34:00 <amelia> faux
34:00 <amelia> I watching maria and michael
35:00 <faux> which one is that 
35:00 <faux> youll habe to tell me stoey i dont remember names
35:00 <faux> story *
35:00 <amelia> she moved down the road from him
36:00 <faux> lolololol
36:00 <amelia> is this the first one? It had no number on it
36:00 <amelia> "Most Likely To Murder"
37:00 <faux> yes
38:00 <amelia> she sent a vid of her fuckin herself
38:00 <Clarkson> !topic <@Serenity> you were using kiwiirc that is not allowed in here. story over shut up and fuck off
38:00 <amelia> aaaaaaaaaaaahaahahhaahhahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahaahha
38:00 <faux> youre gonna die at tge text she sends him
38:00 <faux> lool
38:00 <amelia> this can't be real
38:00 <DK> LOL
38:00 <amelia> SHE BROKE HIS FREAKIN WINDOW
38:00 <faux> loooll
39:00 <amelia> "I recognise that rock"
39:00 <faux> IT GETS WORSE
39:00 <faux> RODL
39:00 <faux> ROFL*
39:00 <amelia> ok it's def bs
39:00 <faux> i believe it tbh after being on irc psychos do exist
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHHAHA FISHHHHHHHHHH
39:00 <faux> lollllll
39:00 <amelia> the remembrance of a rock made me think otherwise
40:00 <faux> rofl love heart shaped 
40:00 <amelia> yes!!!!
40:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahahaha
41:00 <amelia> hahahahahahahahahahahahaha best friend to de rescue
41:00 <amelia> thnx pal
41:00 <faux> lmaoo
42:00 <amelia> aaaaaaahaahahahaaha dude
42:00 <amelia> she ran over her soon to be mama in law
43:00 <amelia> worst daughter in law ever
43:00 <partay> haven't seen pictard for a while... Faux did you have him killed ?
43:00 <faux> DID YOU SEE THE TEXT 
43:00 <faux> "hows your mum? LOL"
43:00 <faux> ROFL
43:00 <faux> psycho
44:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA
44:00 <amelia> this shit is def not real
44:00 <amelia> my gosh
45:00 <amelia> but it is funny as hk
45:00 <amelia> hek not hong kong
45:00 <faux> lool
47:00 <faux> they say theyre 'inspired' by true stories so no doubt some are exaggerated
47:00 <amelia> hahahahahahahaa
47:00 <amelia> mos def
49:00 <partay> Fennec_Fox you doodgy cunt
49:00 <Clarkson> thats fuckin life
49:00 <partay> lol
57:00 <m8> you guys smoke weed ?
57:00 <m8> im down preston way, chillin
58:00 <m8> got a heap of blueberry og kush joints here
59:00 <partay> Lumeah just gtfo
01:00 <Lumeah2> partay:  just leave 
02:00 <m8> where you guys at ?
03:00 <partay> ya mums
04:00 <m8> heh
04:00 <m8> im in reservoir atm 
04:00 <m8> smokin it up , takin some protein shakes before the gym
04:00 <m8> i fucked ya mums arse out partay 
04:00 <partay> weed then gym?
04:00 <m8> yea partay 
05:00 <m8> half cbds
05:00 <partay> makes sense
05:00 <m8> 10%cbd 10-15% thcs
05:00 <partay> you retard
05:00 <m8> heh
05:00 <m8> i drink up and eat then smoke up joints while i walk 2kms to the gym
05:00 <m8> by the time i get there i sorta have unwound a lil 
05:00 <m8> stay for a couple hrs then leave
06:00 <partay> doing what
06:00 <m8> oh i do a circuit
07:00 <m8> go around the gym i do a set on each machine, maybe 5-10 diferent machines
07:00 <m8> then i go back to the first one
07:00 <m8> i sip on BCAA's
07:00 <partay> for 2 hours?
07:00 <m8> yea
07:00 <m8> usually around 80-90mins
07:00 <m8> but sometimes a good 2hrs or more
07:00 <partay> youre nUtZ 
08:00 <m8> you want me to take you to the gym to teach you ?
08:00 <Trevor> oi
08:00 <Trevor> that sounds really good m8
09:00 <Trevor> meet u @ maccas
09:00 <Trevor> 10 min
09:00 <m8> its easy as hell
09:00 <m8> i cant eat maccas anymore
09:00 <m8> i havnt eaten cheese in over 32months
09:00 <m8> where do you live trevor ?
09:00 <Trevor> u fuckin wot m8
09:00 <Clarkson> oh shit I'm in the wrong channel haha
13:00 <Trevor> lolololol i love tinder sometimes
13:00 <Trevor> thought this might've been photoshopped... its not... she just looks like a retard
13:00 <Trevor> http://imgur.com/XdhyAGw
16:00 <johninja> wow
17:00 <johninja> i think she had a stroke
18:00 <johninja> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13254526_1019565808081422_4139435781205885796_n.jpg?oh=57b4b3a913d6a7b3f844141a2cb78203&oe=57E19905 
18:00 <johninja> pretty
19:00 <faux> that is incredible
19:00 <faux> i wanna fly in a plane and pour buckets of paint on the opera house
19:00 <faux> me life long dream 
19:00 <johninja> lol
20:00 <johninja> that would make you pretty famous
20:00 <faux> and arrested
20:00 <johninja> "i knew she would do something crazy one day"
20:00 <johninja> yeah it kinda needs something like that though
20:00 <johninja> the white is boring af
21:00 <faux> thats ehat vivid is fr though
21:00 <Trevor> our justice system is flawed like that
21:00 <faux> the lights are amazing
21:00 <Trevor> if somebody did actually do that, they shouldnt be arrested, or charged or fined...
22:00 <Trevor> they should be made to clean it up
22:00 <Trevor> .. with a toothbrush
23:00 <faux> pls
23:00 <faux> just fly back over w a plane and pour white paint
24:00 <johninja> problem solved
25:00 <TheRiddler> faux
25:00 <faux> TheRiddler
25:00 <TheRiddler> peter evans was good in the new x-men
25:00 <faux> oh ok
25:00 <faux> kewl
25:00 <TheRiddler> as usual
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <faux> is he the hot american horror stpry dude
25:00 <faux> story *
26:00 <TheRiddler> yes
27:00 <faux> yum
27:00 <faux> i want to lick whipped cream off his Crevices 
27:00 <Trevor> no faux no
27:00 <Trevor> dumping paint from a plane will leave a lumpy coat
27:00 <Trevor> you'd need to sand that shit or something
28:00 <faux> no one gets that close to see lumps
28:00 <TheRiddler> he plays as a mutant that can run at incredible speeds
28:00 <faux> so teh flash
28:00 <Trevor> the painters do
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <TheRiddler> stfu trevwhore
28:00 <Doggy> lumps
28:00 <Doggy> of poo
30:00 <Doggy> Fennec_Fox LOL
30:00 <Doggy> china ya foxxy
30:00 <TheRiddler> muzzle Doggy
33:00 <johninja> yeah
33:00 <johninja> keep ya dog on a fucking leash m8
33:00 <Clarkson> my ass is white
33:00 <faux> pix clarkson
33:00 <Clarkson> u a gook
34:00 <faux> thats wacist
34:00 <faux> fuk u clarkson 
34:00 <Clarkson> so it's fuckin awkward in short
34:00 <faux> o
35:00 <nubbymcnu> fellow trollians
35:00 <nubbymcnu> lend me your ears
35:00 <nubbymcnu> https://www.facebook.com/WHAS11/
35:00 <nubbymcnu> kentucky morning show with live video / chat
37:00 <stompin> eat a dick
52:00 <johninja> which part are we trollin?
53:00 <johninja> nevermind i got it
53:00 <couleurs> :o
54:00 <johninja> lmao i got a respinse
55:00 <couleurs> :p
57:00 <johninja> far out
57:00 <johninja> cops get shot all the time in kentucky
58:00 <thestig> ninjaaaaaaa
59:00 <robot> one time i explained to colours that it was the leaning tower of piza not pizza and he was really upset
59:00 <couleurs> HEhehh
01:00 <johninja> stigggggg
01:00 <johninja> i can't troll these people they are too nice
01:00 <m8> im here
01:00 <m8> im not nice
01:00 <johninja> you seem ok
01:00 <m8> i live in res
01:00 <m8> how can i be ok ?
01:00 <johninja> i used to live in  franga
02:00 <johninja> so res is ok
02:00 <m8> fukn fight jihad lookin mfkr's in the street n shit at 3-4am
02:00 <m8> frangas is p nice
02:00 <m8> lived in footscray yrs ago
02:00 <johninja> depends
03:00 <m8> where u live now johninja ?
03:00 <johninja> QLD
03:00 <johninja> in the sticks
03:00 <m8> y'd u leave ?
03:00 <m8> u grow weed ?
03:00 <johninja> broke up with the mrs
03:00 <johninja> nah
04:00 <m8> what year ?
04:00 <johninja> not here
04:00 <johninja> last year
04:00 <johninja> a bit this year
04:00 <m8> so u left 1 yr ago 
04:00 <m8> 6 months ago even
04:00 <johninja> yeah i went back for some 2nds youknow
05:00 <m8> i am pissed i live here, reservoir is fucking shit
05:00 <johninja> yeah i wouldn't live in melb again
05:00 <johninja> shit weather
05:00 <johninja> for a qlder especially
05:00 <m8> im allowed to grow weed here tho
05:00 <m8> the cops seen my plants and are ok about it
05:00 <johninja> well thats a bonus
05:00 <johninja> yeah they should be ok with it
05:00 <m8> i got about 5000 seeds
06:00 <johninja> because you aint giving your money to dealers
06:00 <stompin> i got ya mum
06:00 <johninja> well ok
06:00 <johninja> thats a lot
06:00 <m8> yea
06:00 <johninja> they probably just watching you man
06:00 <johninja> they don't always pounce straight up
06:00 <johninja> they wait to get more charges/more people
06:00 <m8> about half are cbds and about 1500 of those are really strong and shrink cancer n shit
06:00 <johninja> lol
06:00 <johninja> scientific as fuck
06:00 <m8> i paid about $150-200 for seeds a few times, and got them sent here and bred them in a tent in my bedroom
07:00 <m8> nah i dont sell
07:00 <m8> i just grow and use
07:00 <johninja> lol 
07:00 <johninja> are they all female?
07:00 <m8> cops seen it was organix and personal use only, didnt give a shit 
07:00 <m8> nah i got heaps of males too
07:00 <Doggy> liar
07:00 <johninja> damn
07:00 <m8> i just cull them off if i dont want em
07:00 <johninja> only Doggy grows male plants
08:00 <Doggy> i dont grow johnny boy
08:00 <m8> ya just cant bother the boss of the cops about it
08:00 <Doggy> ill grow you soon
08:00 <m8> if its the lower ones
08:00 <m8> theyre ok
08:00 <Doggy> stop telling porky pies m8
08:00 <m8> ill send you some cbd seeds or some dank high thc seeds if you want
09:00 <johninja> not givin irc peeps my addy lol
09:00 <johninja> i'll just get some in nimbin or some shit
09:00 <m8> u go to nimbin ?
09:00 <johninja> yeah a lot
09:00 <m8> they had a festival 3 weeks ago 
09:00 <johninja> yeah
09:00 <m8> u go ?
09:00 <johninja> too many cops tho
09:00 <johninja> nah
09:00 <johninja> they did sa shitload of people for drug driving
10:00 <m8> hey i used to get weed off the hippies there on credit
10:00 <Doggy> why go to nimbin, just ring me mates , 2 streets away
10:00 <Doggy> nimbin weed is shit
10:00 <johninja> i'd prefer not to go through you Doggy is why
10:00 <Doggy> but john likes shit weed doesnt he ;) hehehehehe
10:00 <m8> it depends what you want it for
10:00 <Klutch> lmao
10:00 <Clarkson> Digerati thats why i miss his cock
10:00 <m8> me im a cbd user
10:00 <johninja> you end up making up stories and shit
10:00 <Doggy> remember when i ripped ya off johnny boy
10:00 <johninja> like that yeh
10:00 <Doggy> and you came back for more lol
10:00 <m8> i got half ounces on credit for like $100
10:00 <Doggy> same as sarah lol
10:00 <m8> sold em to tourists
11:00 <johninja> you werea little pussy joel, you wouldn't do shit
11:00 <m8> then id get a free smoke
11:00 <johninja> didn't even have enough cash for a bus fare
11:00 <m8> i had no money or work, i was happy about it
11:00 <johninja> i think thats what people do there m8
11:00 <m8> where abouts in nimbin can i get the original mullumbibmy madness seeds ?
11:00 <robot> https://youtu.be/RM4IjR3DtrQ?t=27
11:00 <johninja> just make a sale for the day
11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Worst DJ (ft. Best Drops Ever) Views: 522,864 Uploader: Neat Dude Uploaded: Sep 16, 2014 Duration: 3m20s Rating: 4.90
11:00 <johninja> get what they need
11:00 <m8> coz i got seed to trade, rad seeds
11:00 <Doggy> do shit?
11:00 <Doggy> i robbed ya fool
12:00 <Doggy> when you passed out off 2 cones
12:00 <m8> no one is into the cbds much
12:00 <johninja> you didn't rob anyone joeline
12:00 <m8> i got a pure cbd strain here
12:00 <Doggy> took ya pouch and the buds , its you that had no money johnny boy
12:00 <m8> i smoke the shit its rad
12:00 <m8> cozi only wanna chill yanno
12:00 <Doggy> you couldnt handle 2 cones
12:00 <johninja> lol talking out your ass still
12:00 <Trevor> brb playing minesweeper
12:00 <johninja> i shouted you a 6 pack of bourbons
12:00 <johninja> and you started talking on irc and listening to shit music
12:00 <Doggy> i was there, lie all you want on here
12:00 <johninja> so i left
12:00 <Clarkson> daniel u should fuck leta up the bum
12:00 <m8> was xanax invovled ?
13:00 <johninja> thats about all that happened
13:00 <m8> sounds like a xanax story
13:00 <Doggy> you passed out
13:00 <Doggy> then said you were going to find sarah to fuck her
13:00 <johninja> i was there too joel and you are talking shit
13:00 <johninja> always
13:00 <johninja> lmao so there is even more to the story
13:00 <johninja> i passed out and then left looking for pussy
13:00 <Doggy> tell it then
13:00 <Doggy> ask sarah she knows because you kept calling her
14:00 <Doggy> china ya fool
14:00 <johninja> it wasn't that interesting, i caught a train to meet you, you tried to act hard and fight some dude in a car and then ran off when he stopped
14:00 <johninja> then we got some drinks, had a smoke and i caught a cab home
14:00 <johninja> as you know
14:00 <Doggy> you passed out off 2 cones
14:00 <Doggy> couldnt handle ya shit fool
14:00 <johninja> then you wanted to be bff 
14:00 <johninja> and i told you to fuck off
15:00 <Serenity> this is so fucking lame
15:00 <johninja> and you came up with all these little tales
15:00 <Doggy> i left you and took ya pouch and 10 bucks
15:00 <Doggy> you didnt have a car then thats why you couldnt drive fool
15:00 <johninja> you left me in your own house?
15:00 <johninja> right
15:00 <Doggy> you had to catch a cab because you had no other transport
15:00 <johninja> yes thats right
15:00 <Doggy> you always lie johnny boy
15:00 <johninja> plus i had been drinking anyway
16:00 <johninja> i said i caught a cab home dipshit
16:00 <Doggy> yeh you couldnt handle your drinks
16:00 <johninja> the only one lying is you
16:00 <Doggy> china ya noggin
16:00 <johninja> nah i just got really bored of your company tbh
16:00 <Doggy> i left you fool
16:00 <Doggy> to see my mates, i let you sober up in my bed
16:00 <johninja> like you have mates
17:00 <johninja> mayebe you have people that score drugs through you
17:00 <johninja> but they aren't ya mates
17:00 <Doggy> johnny boy
17:00 <johninja> is that why you thought we were freinds?
17:00 <m8> i want some drugs
17:00 <Doggy> we were never friends, you came to buy pot off me
17:00 <Doggy> and i ripped ya off
17:00 <Doggy> lol
17:00 <m8> im in melb
17:00 <johninja> you didn't have time to rip me off princess
17:00 <Doggy> ive sold pot to a lot of yas off here
17:00 <m8> u want to swap seeds Doggy ?
18:00 <m8> or clones even ?
18:00 <Doggy> nah cant mate
18:00 <m8> coz i can get some real fukn nice ones , tell me what u like, i ahve 50 strains here
18:00 <Doggy> im on probation
18:00 <m8> i got outta court the other day
18:00 <m8> no conviction
18:00 <Doggy> cant risk it sorry mate
18:00 <m8> coz its been so long
19:00 <Doggy> piggies come for me
19:00 <johninja> Doggy cowering down to the law
19:00 <m8> y would u get caught trading seeds man ?
19:00 <johninja> nec minute he's trying to act hard
19:00 <m8> i bet u got none 
19:00 <johninja> make your mind up joel
19:00 <Doggy> if i do 1 more thing wrong i go to jail again
19:00 <m8> nec minit
19:00 <Doggy> sorry m8 cant risk it
19:00 <m8> what jail u been to ?
19:00 <m8> i could set u up man
19:00 <m8> big grow studio n shit
19:00 <Doggy> who are you?
20:00 <Doggy> what do you want from me?
20:00 <m8> oh yea
20:00 <m8> i forget sometimes
20:00 <m8> i been on irc doing this so long
20:00 <Doggy> stop askin so many questions
20:00 <m8> lol
20:00 <m8> i teach people how to grow cannabis
20:00 <Doggy> pm me
20:00 <m8> srsly
20:00 <m8> its my hobby
20:00 <m8> i got to train a guy that own a orchard through his father last year
20:00 <Doggy> you shuldnt say this stuff on here
20:00 <Trevor> hey does anyone have a copy of mirza's article about when he burned his house down? want to show it to a friend
20:00 <johninja> bit paranoid are we joeline?
21:00 <m8> he learned so fast he was a pro-big-time in 12 months
21:00 <johninja> i have seen it Trevor, it's pretty cool
21:00 <m8> cannabis is legal in vic basically atm
21:00 <Trevor> my friend doesnt believe that i chat to a tranny from bangladesh, frequently
21:00 <m8> so long as u arent using hazardous shit
21:00 <faux> johninja: 
21:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1175384659161901&id=444654488901592
22:00 <m8> but yea coz cannabis is medicine i send people seeds anywher ein the world, from irc, and teach them how to grow
22:00 <m8> soudns too good to be true, but ya gotta see me do it suppose to belive it
22:00 <m8> there was a guy linking kiddy shit in a channel i used to teach in
22:00 <m8> so i left
22:00 <m8> is all
22:00 <m8> searching for new students to learn to grow cananbis
22:00 <m8> so i can teach and not have bs thrown into it
22:00 <johninja> lol faux
23:00 <johninja> so they think its legit?
24:00 <m8> http://goodandbaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/make-cannabutter-with-samuel-l-jackson.jpg
25:00 <m8> my kinda materials
25:00 <m8> shit you can save and use
25:00 <Clarkson> do i look like a fucking towel head?
25:00 <m8> sand-nigger
27:00 <johninja> you might find these interesting https://www.reddit.com/r/SpaceBuckets/ 
29:00 <m8> http://i.imgur.com/6XFxMbv.jpg
30:00 <m8> thats my 4:1 cbd:thc mango flavored 8-9week indica cancer shrinking strain i created
30:00 <m8> even gets purple hues on the calyxes on the buds
30:00 <m8> that one is seeded w/ pollen from the same strain, making a more exact line of seeds from it
31:00 <m8> thats y im never scared to post it, its all medical at my house
31:00 <m8> i got bored at home alone :P
31:00 <m8> found something i could bend the law w/ for fun and learning
32:00 <Doggy> you have cancer?
32:00 <Trevor> wow this blonde chick may have just died in this movie but she still has nice tits
32:00 <m8> nah
32:00 <m8> but i know i will one day
32:00 <Doggy> melllies ttits better
32:00 <m8> so i want the seeds , teaching myself while i have time on my hande available
32:00 <m8> seems smart dont ya think
32:00 <m8> think about it, rite now
33:00 <m8> if u wanted, u can get cancer shrinking seeds for free from me, just by asking
33:00 <m8> thats y i did it, so it is available to people i communicate w/.
33:00 <m8> nothing more
33:00 <Doggy> how do you know it cures cancer bud?
33:00 <m8> it shrinks it
33:00 <m8> 4:1 cbd:thc
34:00 <Doggy> how?
34:00 <m8> is the best ratio
34:00 <m8> the cbds , they atop the cancerous growth from growing
34:00 <m8> make it numb too
34:00 <slower> m8 why wouldnt you share this miracle cure with the world???
34:00 <m8> and the thc comes in and chisels away at it
34:00 <m8> the most effective ratio is 4:1 cbd:thc
34:00 <Doggy> you high right now?
34:00 <m8> its y medicinal cannabis is legal around the world
34:00 <Doggy> you seem it
35:00 <m8> yea im a lil high
35:00 <m8> im smoking 1:1 cbd:thc atm
35:00 <Doggy> yeh well its not legal here
35:00 <m8> u can goole 4:1 cbd:thc
35:00 <Doggy> so i cant risk jail sorry
35:00 <m8> im in vic
35:00 <m8> its legal for me
35:00 <m8> the cops seen my crop
35:00 <Doggy> no its not
35:00 <m8> happened
35:00 <m8> this year
35:00 <Doggy> its illegal aus wide
35:00 <m8> jsut dont tell people about it
36:00 <Doggy> you crazy mate im not listening to ya
36:00 <m8> well y didnt i get arrested for it ?
36:00 <m8> i thin ku r a lil strict and nieve
36:00 <Doggy> you have poo undies
36:00 <m8> so u have to abide by the eritten law of a965 
36:00 <Doggy> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
36:00 <m8> written*
36:00 <m8> 1965
36:00 <Doggy> poo bum undies
36:00 <m8> nope
36:00 <m8> i got a lot of weed here
36:00 <Serenity> its legal in vic Joel. it happened weeks ago
36:00 <Serenity> keep up
37:00 <m8> thank you serenity
37:00 <m8> i hate arguing about truths
37:00 <Doggy> its legal to grow weed in vic now is it Serenity?
37:00 <m8> yea i made a lot of seees if u guys want some
37:00 <dematerialised> latest game of thrones episode made me cry like a big baby
37:00 <Serenity> medical marijuana is legal in victoria
37:00 <Doggy> you an expert on drugs suddenly is amazing piggy
37:00 <Serenity> you are fatter than me you dumb fuck stop calling me that
37:00 <m8> i got seeds for , bi polar, pain, cancer shrinking, adhd/add , depression , recreation
37:00 <Doggy> Serenity you dont understand medical marijuana to begin with
37:00 <Serenity> i understand its legal so stfu
38:00 <johninja> i think joel should take a permanant vacation from irc tbh
38:00 <Doggy> you cant just grow weed and say "its for medical use"
38:00 <johninja> its not good for his mental health
38:00 <Serenity> he calls me fat one more time im banning him perm again
38:00 <m8> so now u guys arent scared, u want some seeds ?
38:00 <Doggy> no buddy no seeds m8
38:00 <Doggy> stop asking me plz
39:00 <Doggy> dont want to know you will corrupt me
39:00 <m8> i want to give them to errybody else Doggy 
39:00 <Serenity> are you a cop m8
39:00 <m8> nah 
40:00 <m8> im not
40:00 <thestig> oink oink
40:00 <m8> u need seed ?
40:00 <m8> i teach as well
40:00 <johninja> we already have 2 cops here
40:00 <Serenity> nah
40:00 <johninja> don't need more
40:00 <m8> they wont care
40:00 <Serenity> trevor and??
40:00 <m8> trevor is a cop ?
40:00 <faux> me
40:00 <johninja> dematerialised is a bit of a cop
41:00 <Serenity> you spelled flog wrong
41:00 <Doggy> whos the cops on here?
41:00 <johninja> and agent faux mulder works with asio
41:00 <faux> ye
41:00 <faux> mouldy faux 
41:00 <Trevor> cops r tops
41:00 <m8> where they work really ?
41:00 <Doggy> FUCK THA POLICE
42:00 <johninja> i can't wait until Doggy gets sent to a big boys jail and tries to run his yap
42:00 <johninja> think of me when you are getting your head caved in joely
42:00 <johninja> i'll be laughing
42:00 <faux> why is he still here im confused
42:00 <Serenity> because he was being entertaining
42:00 <faux> lile why do these cunts join channels where everyone dislikes them
42:00 <Serenity> but hes on thin fucking ice
42:00 <Clarkson> everyone fucks up once in a while
43:00 <m8> i supply cannabis seeds to the cops
43:00 <m8> and i teach people to cultivate to the cops
43:00 <faux> i supply dix 2 ya mum
43:00 <Serenity> ok we get it
43:00 <m8> and i am handing myself in for it
43:00 <Doggy> supply cannabis seeds to the cops LOL OK! you full of it m8
44:00 <m8> nup
44:00 <m8> they love the seeds
44:00 <m8> popping beans in soil erryday
44:00 <Serenity> eeeeaaaating seeds is a past timeee activityyy
44:00 <Doggy> you crazier than me bud
44:00 <m8> nope
44:00 <m8> im real
44:00 <m8> ur crazy coz u dont believe real stuff
44:00 <Doggy> nope you a liar
45:00 <Trevor> hes so real u can touch him
45:00 <m8> it must be a big thing to a real quiet person, that cops are ok w/ cannabis growers
45:00 <m8> hi Trevor 
45:00 <m8> are u a cop Trevor ?
45:00 <m8> im not a cop
45:00 <m8> but i smoke a tonne of grass a year
45:00 <Trevor> thats nice, let me know when i should care
45:00 <Doggy> Trevor you a cop?
46:00 <m8> i like cops
46:00 <Trevor> brb minesweeper
46:00 <m8> they sell guns
46:00 <m8> heh :)
47:00 <Trevor> no, we license them.
48:00 <Trevor> dealers sell guns
48:00 <m8> errrr
48:00 <Doggy> cops sell guns too
48:00 <m8> now ya talking
48:00 <Doggy> corrupt cops
49:00 <Trevor> riiigght
49:00 <Trevor> and top dawg is a gangsta
49:00 <m8> i learned real young to always point the gun at the ground
49:00 <Trevor> so is kerser
49:00 <m8> and no one will ever care you have one
49:00 <johninja> lol
49:00 <johninja> fuck
49:00 <Clarkson> only way to bail out of hell
49:00 <Trevor> u faggets are interrupting my minesweeper ill have u no
49:00 <m8> heh
49:00 <m8> you want some weed seeds trevor ?
50:00 <Trevor> minesweeper is very important
50:00 <m8> they are good for shrinking cancer my friend
50:00 <m8> i would happily take the time each afternoon to teach you how to grow on irc
50:00 <Doggy> shrink my cock
50:00 <Doggy> its too big
50:00 <m8> ive done it for 5 yrs now
50:00 <m8> its my hobby, teaching people about medicine
50:00 <Trevor> m8, seriously stop telling me shit i dont care about
50:00 <m8> if you are a cop, you have helped people before
50:00 <Trevor> infact
50:00 <Trevor> stop saying shit that nobody cares about
51:00 <m8> would like to help
51:00 <Trevor> im not getting paid right now so fuck off
51:00 <m8> u guys dont care about cannabis ?
51:00 <Serenity> holy fuck the autism meter is off the charts right now
51:00 <m8> whats autism ?
51:00 <Serenity> and now it just blew up
51:00 <Trevor> hey beehhh, can you link me to the article about your house burning down?
51:00 <Doodle> loool
52:00 <Serenity> doodles my car is all betters
52:00 <Doodle> orly
52:00 <couleurs> Pics
52:00 <Serenity> tiny tiny little cracks in 3 of the ingnition coils
52:00 <beehhh> sure http://imgur.com/kQnjcWJ
52:00 <Doodle> what was wrong
52:00 <Doodle> oh
52:00 <partay> Scotland rugby 7's champs
52:00 <Serenity> number 3 5 and 6 hnng
52:00 <Doodle> misfiring?
52:00 <Serenity> yeah big time
52:00 <Doggy> Serenity you must drive a bomb
53:00 <Serenity> no i drive a car and things go wrong in cars so you fix them you stupid cunt
53:00 <Doodle> lol
53:00 <partay> lol
53:00 <Doggy> not like that
53:00 <Doggy> thats big damage
53:00 <Serenity> LOL what..
53:00 <Doodle> lol it is not
53:00 <beehhh> any hot transgender here?
53:00 <Doggy> take care and you never have problem
53:00 <johninja> joel has never had a car
53:00 <Serenity> its a normal wear and tear you moron
53:00 <johninja> he wouldn't understand
53:00 <partay> lol at Doggy getting owned 
53:00 <Doggy> actually i have johnny
53:00 <Doggy> ute and moto
53:00 <Serenity> what the hell hes a fucking retard
53:00 <Doggy> still got moto
54:00 <partay> yes is he 
54:00 <johninja> beehhh i have been waiting all day to show you this http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-36321816 
54:00 <Doodle> damn 3 coils cracked, thats a writeoff alright
54:00 <Doggy> i fix my mates cars and my dads all the time
54:00 <johninja> lmao
54:00 <Serenity> BIG DAMAGE M8
54:00 <Doodle> better call the insurance company
54:00 <Doggy> hush johnny boy or ill chin ya
54:00 <Serenity> rofl..
54:00 <johninja> he's a mechanic now
54:00 <johninja> hahahahah
54:00 <Serenity> far out this is dumb as fuck
54:00 <m8> thats a dodgy fukn fire
54:00 <Doggy> dont need to be mechanic to know how to fix shit
54:00 <Doggy> idiots
54:00 <partay> johninja's fairmont is awesome
54:00 <partay> go pick Serenity up johninja
54:00 <johninja> yeah man
55:00 <johninja> it's a fairlane but close enough
55:00 <Doggy> he would love to
55:00 <partay> she love the drive in with you 
55:00 <Doggy> swing by mine and give ya a broken jaw johnny
55:00 <johninja> would coast over the nulabor for sure
55:00 <johninja> yeah i'll bet you would
55:00 <johninja> swing by and you would hide under the bed more like it
55:00 <Doggy> come over then you know where i live fool
56:00 <Doodle> .
56:00 <Serenity> im not fucking sitting here watching Joel chew at everyones ankles who talks
56:00 <Doodle> cum ova
56:00 <beehhh> ladyboys can only bring me back to the country i loved
56:00 <Serenity> I seriously am fucking NOT
56:00 <Doggy> just dont bring no cops
56:00 <Clarkson> consider yourself dumped bitch
56:00 <Doodle> fite me
56:00 <beehhh> no ifs no butts
56:00 <johninja> yeah fuck him off
56:00 <johninja> disruptive chatter
56:00 <beehhh> dont get too cosy on the boot camp mates
57:00 <Serenity> i dont understand people who join big rooms just to be agrressive
57:00 <Serenity> its weird
57:00 <Doodle> rarrr
57:00 <Trevor> beehhh, is norell really the persona of when you dress up as a woman?
57:00 <Doodle> CUM OVA FITE ME SERENITY
57:00 <Serenity> ill be there in a jiffy
57:00 <beehhh> we are couple forever till death
57:00 <Doodle> oh
57:00 <Doodle> shit
57:00 <Trevor> beehhh, yes but if you're norell, of course its until death
58:00 <beehhh> someone from the poorer suburb
00:00 <Serenity> you couldnt even afford our poorest suburbs mirza fuck off
00:00 <Clarkson> the lead singer is gay, he is into self harm and cock mutilation etc
00:00 <Doodle> jesus clarky
00:00 <Clarkson> i just had an image of you and paul trying to sleep tonight but he tosses and turns cs hes uncomfortable with b1s tongue in his ass
00:00 <Doodle> oh
00:00 <Doodle> ok
00:00 <Doodle> well then
01:00 <couleurs> Clarkson makes more sense than beehhh 
01:00 <Clarkson> like fish cunt
01:00 <Doodle> true
01:00 <couleurs> Exactly.
01:00 <beehhh> whats there left to buy when everything were sold to china
01:00 <johninja> Doggy when he takes mummys car out for a joyride https://i.sli.mg/lQfcpu.gif 
02:00 <beehhh> cow milk sold dairy industry sold, port sold...and so on
03:00 <beehhh> my internet is slow as snails fuck
04:00 <beehhh> i saw them mating during the winter rain tiny dick and tiny pussy they slow hump each other on top of red brick letter box
04:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <johninja> "what you doing mirxa?" "just watching some snails fucking, how about you?"
05:00 <beehhh> keep it going champ im gonna upload it youtube you two are pornstar
05:00 <johninja> yeah man
06:00 <johninja> people would watch that
06:00 <johninja> i think you get something like $1 for every thousand views
07:00 <beehhh> if i ever won a lottery in usa i will buy a house and cafe for me & norell in borneo
07:00 <johninja> don't you think you could find someone better though?
08:00 <beehhh> https://youtu.be/8KOWjyuMWSo
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Borneo Cultural Studies Views: 151 Uploader: Curtin Sarawak Uploaded: Jul 14, 2015 Duration: 1m1s Rating: N/A
09:00 <beehhh> true love happens only once
10:00 <beehhh> unless you got any hot ladyboys contact for me?
10:00 <johninja> depends how much cash you got
11:00 <beehhh> beagle told me wait till his dinars goes up then he will support me and norell, i reckon he'd just waste that money on his grog habit
12:00 <beehhh> johninja you sud hook up with a ladyboy too
13:00 <beehhh> all LGBT have been pardoned by the church today
13:00 <johninja> i'll leave them for you mate
14:00 <beehhh> nimbin and fremantle has bad connection NBN from telstra today
14:00 <johninja> i don't think nimbin has nbn
14:00 <Serenity> telstra everywhere here has been out for days
14:00 <beehhh> they got adsl thou
14:00 <Serenity> nbn mobile adsl phone everything
15:00 <johninja> mine has surprisingly only been as shit as it normally is
15:00 <Clarkson> i dont wanna hear any gay friend stories
15:00 <johninja> last one it went out for 3 weeks here
15:00 <beehhh> yeah VIC been extremely considerate
15:00 <johninja> so i went to melbourne
15:00 <beehhh> only ive missed out
18:00 <Serenity> ive got nbn with internode i never have problems'
18:00 <partay> Serenity you can stream HD porn 
19:00 <Serenity> well yes I could... if I wanted
19:00 <partay> You could?
19:00 <partay> you mean you don't?
19:00 <beehhh> i sud have uploaded snail porn n alien porn on youtube
19:00 <Serenity> i dont often watch porn
19:00 <partay> that's a waste of good bandwidth
20:00 <beehhh> true, you're paying money for nothing
20:00 <beehhh> download all the pirate movies and sell them to chinese student
21:00 <beehhh> 50bucks a deal bring your hard drive only
21:00 <Serenity> im pre sure 80% of our bandwidth is youtube
22:00 <beehhh> there are lot of ufo videos on my youtube suggestion
23:00 <beehhh> im going back to bed, who wants to join me?
23:00 <Serenity> yeah no
24:00 <beehhh> nevermind i have this pillow
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks
36:00 <Trevor> hey fat slut
37:00 <Trevor> wanna chat 2 nite?
37:00 <partay> jesus
37:00 <partay> hi k8
37:00 <robot> hello k8
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hi :D
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> Trevor, i’m pregnant. So of course i’m going to be fat. 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> Wanna chat, no. Get fucked.
37:00 <Doggy> Lummiez tits out
37:00 <Clarkson> it looks like a candle penus
37:00 <Trevor> ur baby is fat 2
38:00 <Serenity> wow
38:00 <amelia> aren't all babies fat
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunt, you’ve never seen me in your life - so suck my dick.
38:00 <Doggy> Trevor deserves a ban
38:00 <Serenity> most babies are fat yus
38:00 <Doggy> you all get angry at me but im ok
38:00 <Doggy> just old joel
38:00 <Serenity> they need to be to be healthy
38:00 <Trevor> brb minesweeper
38:00 <amelia> they got like rolls n shit
38:00 <Doggy> Trevor come here let me china ya fool
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> don’t come back.
38:00 <Clarkson> so now ur free of gay
38:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 is not fat.. and she is def tappable 
39:00 <Serenity> ant had fat rolls on his knees
39:00 <amelia> kate is fat she admits it
39:00 <amelia> who cares tho
39:00 <Serenity> it was so cute
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> *hair flicks*
39:00 <Serenity> yeah really who gives a fuck
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly.
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don’t harp on about revors limp dick
39:00 <Klutch> lol fat people
39:00 <Doggy> meels has fat titties
39:00 <amelia> FaT TTz
40:00 <Klutch> its okay to make fun of fat people if you were a former fatty
40:00 <Klutch> i have immunity
40:00 <amelia> shut up you ex fat fuck
40:00 <Clarkson> i generally fuck the girls that i dont like better than the ones i do
40:00 <Klutch> hahahaahha
40:00 <Serenity> i cant see the lower half of my body since losing weight
40:00 <Serenity> its weird
40:00 <Klutch> you cant?
40:00 <amelia> "fat" & "pedo" would be most popular words on here
40:00 <Serenity> its all hidden under my boobs =/
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ amelia
41:00 <Klutch> in the same sentence?
41:00 <Serenity> well picards a fat pedo
41:00 <amelia> perfect example
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
41:00 <Klutch> people keep saying that
41:00 <Klutch> what did i miss
41:00 <Klutch> is he really pedo irl
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake?
42:00 <Serenity> no hes not really
42:00 <Klutch> aww
42:00 <partay> Serenity boob me 
42:00 <Serenity> she showed bron his dick when she was 18
42:00 <Serenity> and everyone acts like she was 12
42:00 <Serenity> HE not she
42:00 <Klutch> ahhh
42:00 <Klutch> who hasn't showed a barely legal girl there dick tho
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> me
43:00 <amelia> THeRe DiCK
43:00 <Klutch> fuck up
43:00 <partay> its irc... posting your dick pic is an entry requirement
43:00 <faux> mao
43:00 <faux> l
43:00 <amelia> THeRe THeRe, DiCK
43:00 <Serenity> yep
43:00 <Klutch> dont start on me
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> and yet i’ve only seen doodle’s dick!
43:00 <Serenity> post it to me pm box
43:00 <Serenity> ty
43:00 <Klutch> i know your secrets
43:00 <Klutch> you pedo
43:00 <Doodle> hi
44:00 <amelia> fat pedo
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts need to be taking more pics - ive got art to make :P
44:00 <Clarkson> well its king shit master some mother fucker listening to the shit and spittin out the crap like a fuckin rapper or some thing shit eh ?
44:00 <amelia> i can imagine kate making a dick collage
44:00 <Serenity> i had one once
44:00 <Serenity> back in da day
45:00 <amelia> biggest smile on her face as shes gluing the backs and positioning them perfectly
45:00 <amelia> wtf Serenity
45:00 <Klutch> lmao
45:00 <Serenity> of irc guys dongs it was made for a channel topic
45:00 <amelia> jeezus i can't imagine anything worse
45:00 <faux> o ye thats when i saw ash's dick
45:00 <Serenity> hahaha
45:00 <Clarkson> she was crying etc she has family shit going on and needed someone to talk to and wanted to come over. and i was thinking really bitch im tired lol but yeah i couldnt say no i felt bad
45:00 <faux> :'(
45:00 <Serenity> there was some sick dicks on it
45:00 <amelia> jeeeeeezus
45:00 <faux> wtf clarkson
45:00 <Clarkson> especialy if shes fucking married
45:00 <amelia> sick like good or gross
45:00 <Serenity> but theriddlers and gs69azza's were on it
45:00 <Serenity> sick as in gross
45:00 <amelia> ok yuckkkkkkkk
46:00 <Trevor> wow this minesweeper board is rly hard
46:00 <faux> ash's feet are uglier than his dick
46:00 <Serenity> andim pre sure awolfs was on it too
46:00 <amelia> feet
46:00 <Klutch> so has everyone on irc sent there dick pics around?
46:00 <Trevor> prob cause im drunk
46:00 <amelia> GROSS
46:00 <Clarkson> i think i'm gonna mount my wife on mah penis
46:00 <Klutch> i feel like im missing out
46:00 <faux> Bread.
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> harder than your cock trevor
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
46:00 <amelia> stop saying there
46:00 <faux> There Bread.
46:00 <Klutch> There.
46:00 <Serenity> theres not many people on here that i havent seen either their dick or their tits/vag
46:00 <Trevor> harder than your cunt
46:00 <Serenity> tbh
46:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAH THERE BREAD.
46:00 <faux> lmao
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> my cunt is hard?
46:00 <Clarkson> every cunt on channel 9 sucking up I bet
47:00 <faux> The Real Housewives of Bread.
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
47:00 <Trevor> yea bashed 2 much
47:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
47:00 <amelia> Crazy Ex Bread.
47:00 <Klutch> Serenity: Does this mean im mysterious?
47:00 <faux> My Crazy Bread.
47:00 <faux> LOL
47:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAAHA
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, you’re deluded and jealous. 
47:00 <faux> Bread Wives.
47:00 <Serenity> nah i bet i could scam a cock pic off you
47:00 <Clarkson> i read that fucking 10 times
47:00 <amelia> aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaahahhaa
47:00 <Trevor> imbred pits
47:00 <amelia> Breadfish.
47:00 <faux> WHY IS BREAD SO FUNNY i cant remember why we are laughing at it
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> vom
47:00 <faux> lmaooo
47:00 <amelia> i spat HAHAHAHA
48:00 <Klutch> Goodluck. Aint sent dick pics since i under age.
48:00 <Clarkson> our countries gonna go up shit creek if abbott is elected tho
48:00 <faux> Dude, where's my bread?
48:00 <Serenity> im good at what i do
48:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahaah cos you typed jus bread on 1 line and it had a capital
48:00 <faux> rofl
48:00 <faux> oh yeaj
48:00 <amelia> and that is the reason its hilarious
48:00 <faux> Honey I shrunk the Bread.
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <Klutch> Serenity: Pose as a 14yo girl and you might have luck.
49:00 <amelia> Bread Busters.
49:00 <Trevor> Klutch, pregnant 14 year olds are pretty sexy
49:00 <Clarkson> a fucking 38$ dollar pizza what fucking planet are you from eagle boys
49:00 <Klutch> 14 year olds in general are pretty sexy
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
49:00 <faux> sif you need to be good at anythin to get cock pics on irc they send em without even asking
49:00 <amelia> Bready or not, here i come.
49:00 <faux> LOL
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <faux> Bready or not
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> since when faux?
49:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahhahahahhaa
50:00 <faux> since teh beginning of time
50:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 youve seen my peen
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i never get any!
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> have I?
50:00 <faux> Star Bread.
50:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
50:00 <faux> Home and Abread.
50:00 <Klutch> he has a point, asking for dick pics on irc is like asking for dick pics on tinder. You're going to get them regardless of whether you ask or not.
50:00 <Trevor> interbread
50:00 <amelia> Finding Bread.
50:00 <faux> who is he
51:00 <faux> i am a girl u methy cunt
51:00 <Clarkson> gambler is a fucking tosser
51:00 <faux> respect my vagina 
51:00 <amelia> Jurassic Bread.
51:00 <faux> LNAO
51:00 <faux> lmslcjskeflzjso
51:00 <Trevor> finding bread
51:00 <faux> omg
51:00 <faux> Alice in wonderbread
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
51:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
51:00 <Trevor> the lion, the witch, and the bread
51:00 <faux> LOL
52:00 <amelia> ahaahahhahahahahahahahaha
52:00 <amelia> staaaaaahppppppppppp
52:00 <amelia> my eyeball teared
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> aw
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> slogans now. Bread, just do it. 
52:00 <faux> we did this once with sgt splode but we used Cunt instead of Bread
52:00 <amelia> hajahahahaahhaha
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> I LOVE sgt splode!
52:00 <Serenity> i miss sgt splode
52:00 <faux> he was fun
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> Were is that cunt
52:00 <Serenity> he was a fucking champ
52:00 <faux> nfi
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> he had hilarious stories!
53:00 <faux> Sgt-Bread
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <Trevor> ffs im running out of whiskey
53:00 <faux> katatonic Bread.
53:00 <Klutch> drinking on a mon night?
53:00 <Serenity> debbie does bread
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> the best variety!
53:00 <stebie> drop dead bread
53:00 <faux> rofl
53:00 <Trevor> the day means nothing 2 me
53:00 <Trevor> its a day off so im drinking
53:00 <Serenity> bread weasly
53:00 <Trevor> problem?
53:00 <Klutch> r u on centrelink
53:00 <stebie> hi fox
53:00 <stebie> ^____^
53:00 <faux> hi stibbie!
53:00 <faux> how u
53:00 <stebie> hi Serenity
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> every day is a ‘day off’ when you’re on the dole
53:00 <Trevor> no i work
54:00 <Serenity> hey stebies
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> no you don’t
54:00 <Trevor> i dont like it but i sometimes do work
54:00 <Trevor> i work at the nsw dept of bread
54:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <stebie> fox, good good and you?
55:00 <faux> i am goodies
55:00 <Trevor> dont encourage me faux, u dont like me remember
55:00 <Trevor> we have a relationship thats all about bread
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> goodie, goodie, goodie yum yum
55:00 <Klutch> charming
56:00 <Serenity> excuse me
56:00 <Klutch> you herd me
56:00 <Trevor> will the real slim bread please stand up
56:00 <faux> all the single Bread
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> 50 slices of bread 
56:00 <Trevor> mad about bread
56:00 <faux> put yo hands up
57:00 <Trevor> thats on stan now aye, i was going to watch it for 90s nostalgia
57:00 <faux> lollll Kate 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> *bows*
57:00 <Klutch> not very lady like Serenity
57:00 <Serenity> where are the ladies?
57:00 <faux> 10 things I hate about Bread.
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna watch the wolf creek version….
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <Klutch> not here obvs
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lord of the breads?
58:00 <faux> lollll
58:00 <Trevor> brb breadbook
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> the breadfather!
58:00 <faux> nice
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> gone with the bread 
59:00 <faux> Shawshank Breademption.
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> the sound of bread
59:00 <Klutch> Breaking Bread.
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> the hills are alive with the sound of bread
59:00 <faux> hehehe
59:00 <faux> good 1
59:00 <faux> lol
00:00 <faux> Mrs doubtbread :'(
00:00 <amelia> kate loves dis game
00:00 <faux> rip breadie williams
00:00 <Klutch> lmao
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ mrs doubtbread!!
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> best
00:00 <amelia> Sweet Home AlaBreada
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> THE WALKING BREAD!
00:00 <Serenity> im watching keeping up with the breadians
00:00 <faux> LOL
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ amelia
00:00 <Trevor> silence of the bread
01:00 <Klutch> Bread Nation
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> yasssss
01:00 <faux> lol im laughing way too hard at these
01:00 <amelia> ahahahahaahhaahahhaja
01:00 <Trevor> the bread-files
01:00 <amelia> all over one simple word with a capital
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> the life of bread
01:00 <Trevor> into the bread
01:00 <amelia> AHAHA
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> breadieator
01:00 <faux> Bread Tree Hill
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <Trevor> to catch a bread
02:00 <faux> to kill a mockingbread
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> a street care named bread
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
02:00 <Trevor> touched by a bread
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> car**
02:00 <faux> lolllllll
02:00 <Trevor> seasame bread
02:00 <faux> thomas the bread engine :'(
02:00 <Serenity> One flew over the breads nest
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
03:00 <Trevor> bbc bread
03:00 <Klutch> Bread Unchained
03:00 <faux> bread in pyjamas.
03:00 <Serenity> Bread interrupted
03:00 <Trevor> bread news
03:00 <Serenity> Bread pool
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvsHkyqzy9M <— all this bread, needs some music
03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bread - The Best of Bread (1973) Views: 8,051,566 Uploader: sunflower0074 Uploaded: Jun 2, 2014 Duration: 60m54s Rating: 4.70
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <Trevor> the bread
03:00 <faux> im hungry now
04:00 <Serenity> i want cheese toast
04:00 <Trevor> i have cheese n bacon rolls
04:00 <Trevor> hahahaha sux 2 be u
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmmmmmmm cheese on toast
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> effort
04:00 <faux> ye im in bed
04:00 <faux> ceebs
04:00 <Trevor> meet the bread
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah me too
05:00 <Trevor> csi: bread
05:00 <faux> LOL
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> Dances with breads
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> (wolves)
05:00 <faux> So you think you can Bread
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> The bread hunter
06:00 <Trevor> breadman
06:00 <Serenity> Twilight: New Bread
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh fuck burn it in a fire serenity
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> TRUE BREAD
06:00 <faux> lmao
06:00 <Serenity> lol
06:00 <Trevor> back to the bread: part iii
07:00 <Trevor> james bond: bread
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <Trevor> cooking with bread
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum cooks with bread
08:00 <Trevor> 29<212526katatonic_kate0129> mmmmmmmm cheese on toast
08:00 <Trevor> 29<212526katatonic_kate0129> effort
08:00 <Trevor> r u my mum?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck no
09:00 <Trevor> how about bread
09:00 <Trevor> what about bread?
10:00 <Trevor> bread day
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> can’t gluten intolerant 
10:00 <Trevor> o rly
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep.
10:00 <Trevor> is it true that all gluten intolerants are also major faggets?
10:00 <Trevor> that without modern technology would probably be dead due to natural selection?
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah. Totally. 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> No. 
11:00 <Trevor> bring back darwin
11:00 <Trevor> show me the bread
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’m suprised you’ve survived as long as you have
11:00 <faux> EHY DOES WINDOWS 10 KEEP STALKING ME
12:00 <faux> i dont wanna install you fuck off
12:00 <Trevor> windows 10 is really a nice guy, he just wants to know everything about you
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> go mac, you’ll never go back
12:00 <Serenity> faux lol theyre all on the snow trip and kims doing her ugly cry n kourts just laughing at her
12:00 <Serenity> rofll
12:00 <faux> lol
12:00 <faux> what
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> my mum is friken obsessed with the kardashians :|
12:00 <Trevor> gluten intolerant + macintosh owner = raging homosexual = should have died due to natural selection
12:00 <faux> wait
12:00 <faux> not the new ep?
12:00 <Serenity> noo
13:00 <Serenity> season 2
13:00 <faux> cos i saw that today and theres no snow 
13:00 <faux> oh
13:00 <faux> phew
13:00 <Serenity> im rewatching
13:00 <GoldSpade> windows 10 sucks ass
13:00 <faux> loll 
13:00 <Clarkson> go sell ur ass on the streets for ur projector
13:00 <faux> bothered 
13:00 <Trevor> katatonic_kate01, do you like chai latte?
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> jealousy is a curse, trevor 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw spice intolerant too
13:00 <partay> GoldSpade W10 is great
14:00 <Trevor> i suppose you're lactose intolerant too
14:00 <GoldSpade> I hate that stupid dumb female
14:00 <GoldSpade> on win 10
14:00 <GoldSpade> whats her name
14:00 <partay> ?
14:00 <faux> yer mom
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, yes i am.
14:00 <GoldSpade> heheh
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’m also trevor intolerant. 
14:00 <faux> owned 
15:00 <GoldSpade> I went back to win 8.1 couldnt stand it
15:00 <ShockShorten> he keeps asking about me past with ex?
15:00 <Trevor> faux, i actually really like win 10. Its actually better than 7 & 8. The privacy issues that people keep raging about... well uhh, I'm just a needle in a haystack of needles, and bill gates is a humanitarian and philanthropist, so I don't understand the issue
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> random.
15:00 <faux> ok
15:00 <Doodle> butt
15:00 <faux> what
15:00 <Doodle> show me it
15:00 <Trevor> i would highly recommend installing it
15:00 <partay> GoldSpade thats ridiculous
15:00 <Serenity> uh
15:00 <Trevor> the matrix has you faux
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle!
15:00 <faux> no i cannot 
16:00 <ShockShorten> did u guy hear the chris and albanese on radio
16:00 <Trevor> follow the white rabbit
16:00 <Doodle> hai katatonic_kate01
16:00 <GoldSpade> too many critters on win 10...and what is microsoft doing to fix them?
16:00 <Doodle> u can so faux
16:00 <GoldSpade> nothing!
16:00 <Doodle> u bloody can
16:00 <Doodle> etc
16:00 <faux> IM OT TALKING TO UDOODLE
16:00 <Serenity> THaTS BiG DaMaGe
16:00 <Doodle> hehee
16:00 <ShockShorten> shes a gatekeep for lebanese flood gate
16:00 <Doodle> looool sezz
16:00 <ShockShorten> er
16:00 <Serenity> still lolling
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm lebanese
17:00 <ShockShorten> i might learn mandarin
17:00 <faux> :D
17:00 <Trevor> hmmm when im properly drunk i have chinese 2 eat yay
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll have 900 lady finger things
17:00 <faux> i am quite yummy ty kate
17:00 <faux> oh
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> im sure you are - but ladyfinger things…. yeah 900 thanks
17:00 <faux> i only have 8 lady fingers 
17:00 <faux> soz
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh
17:00 <Serenity> i want over 900 cheeses
17:00 <ShockShorten> iran will take all the refugees
17:00 <ShockShorten> over*
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> and…. 900 falafel plate things
18:00 <Doodle> psy
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can keep the deep fried egg plant
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> 900 kgs of bab ghanoush 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> BABA
19:00 <ShockShorten> im making work certificate for my immi back to oz
19:00 <Serenity> ill bub your ganoush
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> what does that mean? Fucking delious ?
19:00 <ShockShorten> bobs yauncle
19:00 <Trevor> WTH
20:00 <Trevor> I swear google do not want me to download the data they've collected from me
20:00 <ShockShorten> many mate desi mates married to aussie ladies some boys are ten years younger than me
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> good, time to end your life now, right?
20:00 <ShockShorten> fuck its hot i lost temper
20:00 <Serenity> dont get hot mate
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> red hot
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> mate
21:00 <ShockShorten> ahh the table fan is on
21:00 <ShockShorten> 51 degree in rajasthan
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> should have known
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
21:00 <ShockShorten> it was on the news
21:00 <Trevor> i just wonder whats in it if they make it so difficult to obtain
21:00 <ShockShorten> im cold from the cyclone over in bangladesh
22:00 <Trevor> prob lots of porn that i've browsed over the past 10 years
22:00 <ShockShorten> Trevor are you still obsessed with my norell?
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> of course he is. He loves trannies.
22:00 <Trevor> ShockShorten, 100%
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> knew it!
22:00 <ShockShorten> cool i might upload her pic for you
22:00 <Trevor> ShockShorten, I need to go take a dump now, so tell me everything so i can read it when i come back
23:00 <ShockShorten> same here we meet back together
23:00 <ShockShorten> be back in a jaffle
24:00 <ShockShorten> http://imgur.com/a/0sHFK
24:00 <Trevor> wow u poop well
24:00 <Trevor> wot do u eat
26:00 <BlackVelvet> Anything changed here in the last year since I looked?
27:00 <beehhh> Trevor: did u hear the Q&A btw albanese and christopher
27:00 <BlackVelvet> And is anyone in here actually over 18 and in Melbourne?
27:00 <Trevor> no
27:00 <beehhh> i did
27:00 <Trevor> BlackVelvet, 16 f cali n u?
27:00 <BlackVelvet> Much older :) 42 and near Melb.
28:00 <Trevor> o ok
28:00 <Trevor> can u send me dic pics plz
28:00 <BlackVelvet> But I first used IRC in 1996. Now about once a year.
29:00 <beehhh> norell has a tiny
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah mandatory dick pics
29:00 <beehhh> and i suck her like a candy
29:00 <BlackVelvet> lol, if you have one
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, you’ve gotta send them
30:00 <Doodle> i have one
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> seen yours!
30:00 <Doodle> oh
30:00 <Doodle> :(
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s a nice one.
30:00 <Trevor> beehhh, time to whip out ur dick
30:00 <beehhh> how can you pleasure something where the babies are poping out
30:00 <Clarkson> i know what it is you fuck head
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’d give it a turn
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <BlackVelvet> Can't believe people are still in this archaic place! What are you all doing?
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <Doodle> swapping nudes
30:00 <Trevor> BlackVelvet, drugs
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> asking for dick pics
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
31:00 <beehhh> Trevor if i show you mine would you let me touch yours
31:00 <johninja> i'm just waiting for a mate
31:00 <BlackVelvet> Nothing's changed
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <johninja> been here since 1986
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
31:00 <Clarkson> mum said i need a wheel alighnment because my ass end keeps dragging around every corner
31:00 <Trevor> beehhh, no
31:00 <johninja> he said he would be back
31:00 <johninja> with me smokes
32:00 <beehhh> 1986 johninja were in a liquid from in some fruit
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> Beehhh trevor is just a lil shy. You should ask im in PM until he says yes
32:00 <Trevor> BlackVelvet, who do you remember from old austnet?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure is he playing hard to get Beehhh
32:00 <johninja> lol Clarkson
32:00 <Clarkson> sorry it was undernet the kiddy porn is on
32:00 <xm> hey BlackVelvet 
32:00 <johninja> thats one of mine
32:00 <beehhh> undernet
32:00 <johninja> not the kiddy porn
32:00 <xm> what brings you back? never seen the word archaic used here 
32:00 <beehhh> i was there since 1998
32:00 <BlackVelvet> A few who I have on my FB feed ...
32:00 <BlackVelvet> But not from this channel
33:00 <BlackVelvet> And someone I'm married to, LOL
33:00 <xm> which is your main channel?
33:00 <johninja> oh wow a succesful irc romance
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> happy hands
33:00 <beehhh> johninja would you marry me back i just dont trust Trevor on this?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ ninja
33:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <johninja> beehhh no
33:00 <BlackVelvet> Yes, 13 years of marriage ... can you believe it?
33:00 <johninja> incredible
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
33:00 <xm> is your marriage valid though? it's only legally binding if it were performed in #chapel, BlackVelvet 
33:00 <Serenity> lolll
33:00 <beehhh> no? what about our wedding rings you bought for us?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> fancy that!
33:00 <Trevor> BlackVelvet, how did you meet? was it "asl"?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> or wanna fuck
34:00 <BlackVelvet> Can't remember 
34:00 <Trevor> you see today its used as an abbreviation of "asshole"
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
34:00 <stebie> love at first byte
34:00 <BlackVelvet> It wasn't 'asl' or if it was I answered 100 X Mars
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
34:00 <beehhh> kk how is the symbian treating ya
34:00 <stebie> hurrr
34:00 <Trevor> BlackVelvet, fascinating, tell me more
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> who da fuck is that
34:00 <Doodle> loool
34:00 <beehhh> you want xmas pressie?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmmm mars bar
34:00 <xm> <JamesBoard> Hi lady. I'm Baud. James Baud <Girl> I'm bored already -_-
35:00 <Serenity> beehhh you are not making sense
35:00 <British^Meat> BlackDevil, ignore Trevor incase u didnt guess he's the channels douchebag
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i don’t believe in xmas - i’m JW
35:00 <Doodle> whats fucken new sarah
35:00 <BlackVelvet> I'd love to if I trusted you Trevor
35:00 <Doodle> ban the cunt
35:00 <British^Meat> surely u remember some of them? well he's the more recent one
35:00 <beehhh> ok i will order two, no three one for faux
35:00 <Trevor> BlackVelvet, thats understandable, im not very trustworthy
35:00 <Doodle> NOW MAKE IT PERMANENT
35:00 <Doodle> CHRIST
35:00 <British^Meat> hah
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES!
35:00 <British^Meat> do it
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> PLEASE
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> do it
35:00 <Serenity> rofl
35:00 <Trevor> ffs beehhh wasn't bothering anyone
35:00 <BlackVelvet> Hmm... I was in the Sydney channel sometimes but it was scum ...
36:00 <Serenity> he was bothering everyone
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> Trevor, fuck off with him
36:00 <Clarkson> no shit faggot
36:00 <Serenity> except you
36:00 <British^Meat> like  P E R M A N E N T !
36:00 <Trevor> if he bothers you, treat him like the annoying ginger guy at the pub... cover yer fucking tits and ignore him
36:00 <Clarkson> or any of that shit
36:00 <Doodle> i will not cover my tits
36:00 <xm> BlackVelvet: during those 13 years away did you ever stop to think about the great life you left behind? 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor!
36:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01
36:00 <xm> but finally you came to your senses
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes?
36:00 <BlackVelvet> LOL, I'm thankful I'm not here if I ever think of it
36:00 <BlackVelvet> which is not often
36:00 <Doodle> can u and ur tits go and put the kettle on 4 me pls
36:00 <Trevor> Serenity, you know who you should actually ban... jerome.
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmmm
37:00 <Doodle> Trevor she is only getting started
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH now you wanna ban that cunt, trevor.
37:00 <Doodle> there is a list
37:00 <Serenity> point him out
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hope he is on it
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor is prob jerome
37:00 <Serenity> ha prob
37:00 <Doodle> ban Trevor
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, lets ban trevor - just incase
37:00 <Trevor> Serenity, he's been coming on around 3am
38:00 <Doodle> he should be banned for his insolence
38:00 <Serenity> yeah cause im gonna be here at 3am
38:00 <Serenity> hahaha
38:00 <Trevor> everytime he does he repeats himself for several hours until everyone goes to sleep
38:00 <Trevor> its kinda annoying
38:00 <Trevor> all i want to do at 3am is troll kate
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> like you!
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> im never awake at 3am
38:00 <Serenity> so you want me to what? come on here at 3am?
38:00 <BlackVelvet> I used to like the old days of the MSN network more... it was a friendlier place 
38:00 <Trevor> yes plz
38:00 <Serenity> you're gonna have to send me about a months worth of cock pics for this to happen mate
38:00 <Trevor> or you can make me an op and ill deal with him, and nobody else
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahah ^ 5 serenity!
39:00 <Serenity> hahahahah
39:00 <Trevor> also that'll anger everyone so you totally should do it
39:00 <Serenity> im gonna go with nah
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, stop smoking ice.
39:00 <Doodle> thats why sezz bans who i want cos i sent her 3 months worth of dick pics
39:00 <Clarkson> you mum is a pig and your jew Student you muslim cunt
39:00 <Trevor> kate, how do you smoke ice? its frozen?
39:00 <Serenity> exactly doodle
39:00 <xm> just autoban anyone that uses the word 'pedo'
39:00 <johninja> ^
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> Trevor, maybe google it aye.
40:00 <Serenity> haha theres not many people who actually use the word pedo
40:00 <Serenity> jerome and mentalson
40:00 <Trevor> google it to understand it so i can stop it? ok, great thoughts you have
40:00 <partay> pedo is mostly associated with picard 
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, it’s called research.
40:00 <Trevor> well fuck u and ur research u fat slut
40:00 <Klutch> lmao
41:00 <Klutch> i like trevor
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fat slut now - YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
41:00 <Clarkson> il fuck u
41:00 <johninja> Trevor us growing on me
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> you wish, i was.
41:00 <johninja> like a cancer
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <Klutch> attila is a fucking shit band
41:00 <Trevor> o rly
41:00 <Attila> You're fucking shit. 
42:00 <Klutch> like
42:00 <Klutch> blood on the dancefloor bad
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle, can you make me a hot chocolate please?
42:00 <Doodle> tit pics first
42:00 <Attila> I'm not named after the band, either, dickhead. 
42:00 <johninja> yeah preggo bewbs
42:00 <Klutch> then y u mad 4
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
43:00 <Attila> I'm not. 
43:00 <Klutch> u r
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s really too cold to get me boobs out
43:00 <johninja> he's named after the carthagian general
43:00 <Attila> Yeah, okay. 
43:00 <johninja> or wait
43:00 <johninja> it was hungarian
43:00 <johninja> i get confused
43:00 <xm> this reminds me of the time someone thought the nick Dogma was named after that movie
43:00 <Trevor> Doodle, you should totally make her a hot chocolate because she is incapable of making cheese on toast, also she thinks men are idiots
43:00 <Klutch> im named after the AI dude in need for speed underground 1
44:00 <Doodle> we are idiots
44:00 <johninja> she's having a young man of her own
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> HA
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck on that trevor.
44:00 <Doodle> some more than others
44:00 <BlackVelvet> I'll be back in another 12 months, or 12 years. Enjoy everyone :)
44:00 <Trevor> wheres the hot chocolate idiot
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’m capable of making cheese on toast, however it reuires effort. 
44:00 <johninja> cya
44:00 <johninja> nice to catchup
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> requires*
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i don’t think ALL men are idiots - just you, mostly.
45:00 <GoldSpade> what about me?
45:00 <Serenity> haha
45:00 <GoldSpade> you hate me as well KK
45:00 <Klutch> all men are rapists
45:00 <Doodle> umm
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> goldspade you’re a fucking pathetic peice of shit
45:00 <Klutch> and misogynistic
45:00 <Trevor> success, the old newbie left
45:00 <GoldSpade> see guys!
45:00 <GoldSpade> told ya
45:00 <Trevor> brb minesweeper
46:00 <Serenity> i dont get raped anywhere near enough
46:00 <Doodle> swing by
46:00 <Klutch> thats coz ur fat
46:00 <Klutch> no one wants to risk jailtime for a fatty
46:00 <GoldSpade> uhuhh
46:00 <Trevor> well fuck Serenity you only had to ask
46:00 <Klutch> id only risk jail time for a 13yo qt private schoolgirl
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
46:00 <Klutch> preferablly azn
46:00 <Doodle> you'd think someone who looks like Klutch would be the last person to talk about someone's appearance
46:00 <johninja> geeze
47:00 <Serenity> It's true Im too hard to rape
47:00 <Klutch> bitch im beautiful
47:00 <Doodle> you wear fucken mascara for christ's sake
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <johninja> i would nail sezz in a heartbeat
47:00 <Klutch> its not mascara its eyeliner :(
47:00 <johninja> but not Klutch
47:00 <Doodle> its gay
47:00 <Serenity> well damn haha
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe gender… fluid
47:00 <Doodle> despite which it doesnt make u look any more attractive so give up
47:00 <Doodle> give it back to ur mum
47:00 <Klutch> never had a qt alt chick say anything bad about it, so imma keep doing my thing
47:00 <Doodle> and stop fucking with her makeup
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle, i love your cunty side!
48:00 <Doodle> alt chick = man
48:00 <Klutch> Doodle: When have you seen pics of me anyway?
48:00 <Doodle> years ago
48:00 <Klutch> ah
48:00 <johninja> Doodle remembers
48:00 <Doodle> when u were a rotund little blink182 fangirl
48:00 <Klutch> i look completely different these days brah
48:00 <Serenity> hahaha
48:00 <Serenity> rotund
48:00 <Doodle> first impressions count brah
48:00 <johninja> lol blink 182 are pretty rad
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
48:00 <Attila> Do they?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
49:00 <Trevor> Serenity, i will rape u for @
49:00 <Klutch> i was never into blink182 either
49:00 <Klutch> i was a rave and hardcore kid
49:00 <Trevor> u no im actually very fair like that
49:00 <Klutch> bmth and parkway drive 4 lyfe
49:00 <Serenity> ok ill pay you after the jobs done
49:00 <Attila> I suppose, if you gave a shit about what anyone thinks. 
49:00 <Clarkson> under? man i was out of my mind when i said you fuck off n that dude
49:00 <johninja> Trevor  is an equal opportunity rapist
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hope you have viagra !
49:00 <Trevor> i believe in justice and rape
49:00 <johninja> lol
50:00 <johninja> what is Attila going on about?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wouldn’t mind a black tea
50:00 <Attila> Work it out. 
50:00 <Doodle> not sharing
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> :(
50:00 <Doodle> show me ur boobs
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> for tea
51:00 <Doodle> ok
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck darls
51:00 <Clarkson> no one wants a gang green dick
51:00 <Doodle> you said it
51:00 <Serenity> i better see a dick or some boobs or something very soon
51:00 <johninja> very true Clarkson
51:00 <Clarkson> yeh i love the fkn 2-cb cunt thats the top shelf shit
51:00 <Doodle> YOU JUST DID
51:00 <Serenity> oh.. true
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <Serenity> ty doodles
51:00 <Doodle> yw
51:00 <Trevor> Serenity, im right here :-)
51:00 <Trevor> slut
51:00 <Serenity> Trevor are you trying to make sweet e-love to me
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> trying being the operative word *giggles*
52:00 <Serenity> im feeling fraternised with
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m feeling like cake
52:00 <Trevor> im feeling my dick
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
53:00 <Serenity> show me Trevor
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you do it else where. No wants to see a short dick man
53:00 <Doodle> 7 degrees me wang is inverted
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah!
53:00 <Serenity> it isnt
53:00 <Doodle> well
53:00 <Doodle> figuratively speaking
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s…. like 10 ere i reckon
53:00 <faux> pix
53:00 <Serenity> hehehe
53:00 <Doodle> YOU HAVE SEEN
53:00 <Doodle> SHOW ME BUTT
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> what’s the temp faux?
53:00 <faux> yeah but that was like
53:00 <faux> hours ago
53:00 <Doodle> lol
53:00 <faux> i forgot
54:00 <Doodle> just take ur pants off
54:00 <Doodle> dont try and be clever
54:00 <faux> it's 12 here late
54:00 <faux> kate*
54:00 <Trevor> ok but it will be the first irc photo of big trev eva
54:00 <Trevor> 4 dat i deserve @
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah thought it was around that
54:00 <Doodle> if that was the criteria for getting an @ i'd have @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ before my name
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
55:00 <DK> same here 
55:00 <Serenity> see i told you guys.. ive seen all the dicks
55:00 <Serenity> rofll
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Trevor, if you miss having a @ just make up a ch again
55:00 <Doodle> #feelinmeself
55:00 <faux> lllllllol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can’t feel my dick when i’m with you - but i like it
56:00 <Doodle> eep
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <Serenity> Im Bread and I know it
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS!
57:00 <DK> inbred* 
57:00 <Trevor> wot is dis cant connect to camera shit im drunk
57:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street.mp3 (5.95MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:29)
57:00 <Trevor> imbred pitts
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> I had that ring tone on me phone for year
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
57:00 <johninja> lol
57:00 <DK> hey Doodle
57:00 <Doodle> no
57:00 <Doodle> shut up
57:00 <DK> guess what 
58:00 <Trevor> bred pitts
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> got bread?
58:00 <DK> fineeee
58:00 <Doodle> GERRY RAFFERTY M8
58:00 <faux> eheww
58:00 <DK> I won't how sexy I am and you know it. 
58:00 <Doodle> I JUST CANT INTERRUPT IT
58:00 <DK> say* 
58:00 <Doodle> .
58:00 <Doodle> ;bvlx
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> how good is penny dreadful
58:00 <DK> tulips though 
58:00 <Trevor> bred pitts can handle a spread
58:00 <DK> think of the tulipssss
58:00 <Trevor> like vegemite
58:00 <Doodle> make ur fucken mind up
58:00 <DK> gerry rafferty 
58:00 <DK> see 
58:00 <Doodle> lol cunt
58:00 <DK> :D
59:00 <Doodle> me poor brane
59:00 <Serenity> Now days everybody wanna talk like they got somethin to say but nothing comes out when they move their lips just a bunch of jibberish and mother fuckers act like they forgot about Bread
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me, it;s cold!
59:00 <Doodle> no it isnt
59:00 <Doodle> dont lie
59:00 <Serenity> its 16 here and I have the heater on
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <Doodle> its 7 here and i'm in me jocks
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