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00:00 <Serenity> rofl
00:00 <Klutch> so whats up buttercup, why the deactivation and bad mood?
00:00 <robot> 4 me?
01:00 <robot> u shouldnt have
01:00 <couleurs> !talk
01:00 <robot> ye
01:00 <Serenity> just wanted a break
01:00 <amelia> when robot ask me to go swimming wif him
01:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/2ZgKvJd
01:00 <robot> o
01:00 <amelia> no u r chuby
02:00 <robot> ye im chuby :<
02:00 <Serenity> No I dont want to go swimming with that fat cunt
02:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHHA
02:00 <faux> omg its actually robot too
03:00 <faux> cos red hairs
03:00 <johninja> lol
03:00 <robot> u ppl r mean
03:00 <faux> ehe
03:00 <robot> u know i was manufactured with emotion circuits
03:00 <amelia> bwaaaaahahahaahaha
03:00 <amelia> pick on robot night is my fave night evar
03:00 <couleurs> tip: all girls are mean
03:00 <robot> ye cmon amelia ill go ya
03:00 <robot> smash ya
04:00 <faux> u can go shave your back now
04:00 <robot> colours ye we gotta stick 2gether us men
04:00 <amelia> ok i will punch all of ur chuby face in
04:00 <couleurs> lets put on our velcro suits
05:00 <amelia> gimps
05:00 <johninja> yeah im not getting involved in this
05:00 <johninja> you guys are on your own
05:00 <amelia> we don't need you
05:00 <amelia> stupid tall guy
05:00 <johninja> i'll go be tall elsewhere then
05:00 <faux> oh
06:00 <amelia> take that
06:00 <couleurs> amelia is #1 mean 
06:00 <Maurice> I was so busy sitting here on welfare I almost burnt my bacon
06:00 <amelia> how issit my fault that hes really tall
06:00 <amelia> cheezus
08:00 <couleurs> RiP J Dogg
09:00 <robot> whos doin a massage
10:00 <couleurs> u r
10:00 <robot> o
11:00 <couleurs> wb 2 #meanzone johninja 
11:00 <johninja> ty :(
11:00 <amelia> die
11:00 <Serenity> god these harris pooter movies get emotional
11:00 <johninja> i'm sorry robot
11:00 <johninja> i thought you were the violent one
11:00 <johninja> but now i see you were just trying to defend yourself
12:00 <amelia> no
12:00 <robot> yea
12:00 <amelia> not true
12:00 <robot> amelia is the worst
12:00 <johninja> she is litteraly goering
12:00 <amelia> goering
12:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon is dat
12:00 <johninja> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermann_G%C3%B6ring 
13:00 <amelia> he even looks like me
13:00 <amelia> same haircut
14:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> hermann goring?
14:00 <robot> he doesnt have ur moustache tho
14:00 <amelia> true dat
14:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> he's a legend
15:00 <couleurs> i am legend
15:00 <couleurs> Woll Smoth
18:00 <robot> amelia would u like some chips
18:00 <robot> kettles
18:00 <amelia> hm
18:00 <amelia> no tanks
19:00 <robot> k
19:00 <amelia> do u want sum
19:00 <couleurs> o
19:00 <robot> ye
19:00 <robot> im eatin some
19:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> wat flavor
19:00 <robot> original
19:00 <amelia> pic
20:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> how boring
20:00 <couleurs> what's you're flava
20:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i always get flavored chips
20:00 <amelia> TeLL Me WoTS Ya FLaVa
20:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> my fav is salt and vinegar
20:00 <amelia> red rooster flava meal
20:00 <amelia> -riddler
20:00 <johninja> s&v is good
20:00 <couleurs> Orange Spag Bol
21:00 <amelia> yum
21:00 <johninja> with actual oranges
21:00 <johninja> it's morrocan
21:00 <couleurs> u morrocan me crasy
21:00 <robot> excuse me cArlT0n_kR3w
21:00 <robot> but u can kma
22:00 <amelia> kmart
22:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> robot, do u know who you're talkin to mate?
22:00 <robot> who am i talkin 2
22:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> <-----
23:00 <robot> o is that all
23:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> ever heard of the carlton crew?
23:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> does the name mick gatto, the moran brothers, alphonse gangiatano the black prince of lygon street
23:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> ring any bells for you?
23:00 <johninja> you'll be picking up your teeth with a broken arm
23:00 <Klutch> they sound like a bunch of wogs
23:00 <amelia> ding ding ding
23:00 <Klutch> are they a bunch of wogs?
24:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> no
24:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> they're melbourne criminal underworld figures
24:00 <Serenity> Jason Moran was a fucking tossbag
24:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> of which i am associated
24:00 <Klutch> so...
24:00 <Klutch> wogs
24:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> hey anyone here seen the new x-men movie yet?
25:00 <couleurs> r u their delivery boy can u tell them they can't make pizza 4 shit
26:00 <couleurs> i am an x-men
26:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> xxx-men
27:00 <couleurs> nerdygirl my sidekick, when she takes off her glasses she's prom queen
27:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> most of the time, with chicks who wears glasses
28:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> they look less attractive without them
29:00 <couleurs> oakely doakely 
29:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> there was this chick who i used to think was cute
29:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> but when she took off her glasses, beady rat eyes
29:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> yuk
31:00 <Klutch> lmao
31:00 <couleurs> How Rude.
32:00 <robot> thx stephanie tanner
32:00 <couleurs> Have Mercy.
32:00 <robot> does nerdygirl ever say anything
33:00 <robot> nerdygirl r u a bot
33:00 <couleurs> only when i make her !talk
33:00 <Serenity> only to theRiddler
33:00 <johninja> she has a secret room for nerds only
33:00 <robot> i c
33:00 <couleurs> 1 time i made her wink
33:00 <nerdygirl> i did 
33:00 <nerdygirl> oh, not true 
33:00 <johninja> yeah couleurs made her wink once
34:00 <couleurs> WiNKeRooNy
37:00 <couleurs> i should go 2 sleep... the match is on in like 4 hours every1
37:00 <amelia> k bye
38:00 <johninja> ooh champions league?
38:00 <robot> !sleep
38:00 <couleurs> no, bayern vs bvb
39:00 <couleurs> die pokal cuppen
39:00 <johninja> oh
39:00 <johninja> FA cup is soon 2
39:00 <johninja> sweet
39:00 <johninja> ttyl
39:00 <couleurs> sprechen sie deutch babbey
40:00 <couleurs> 2 turntables n a micro phone
45:00 <robot> colours is rly good @ rappin
47:00 <johninja> one of the best white rapers ever
47:00 <robot> white rapers.
48:00 <robot> k well
48:00 <robot> i gotta get some beauty sleep ay
49:00 <robot> ntie
49:00 <couleurs> Bye Battery Boy
50:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_dpK88vSAY
50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: John Cena raps -- Raw, March 12, 2012 Views: 1,425,138 Uploader: WWE Uploaded: Mar 13, 2012 Duration: 3m27s Rating: 4.68
50:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> best white rapper ever
55:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/xBNmyXa.gifv 
10:00 <Trevor> hold my beer for a second
13:00 <robot> demon dicks ok?
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm yeah
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> red ones ‘are fine
14:00 <NightOwl1> with horns?
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm pref not aye
16:00 <NightOwl1> go on, live a little
17:00 <Trevor> nah
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm if there is glitter involved
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> even trevors dick would look awesome with a bit of glitter 
19:00 <NightOwl1> it's all about compromise.
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
19:00 <Trevor> glitter isnt good for the sealant
20:00 <NightOwl1> yeah, get a bit of glitter on your deck and it looks like the sunday morning after mardi gras.
20:00 <NightOwl1> err.. so I;ve been told.
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> you don’t know what you’re talking bout
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> all dicks look better, more appealing with a sprinkling of glitter
21:00 <NightOwl1> no, I have no idea.
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> it hide a lot
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> im taking aesthetics here
21:00 <Trevor> a good deck doesnt need to hide anything if its regularly polished
21:00 <NightOwl1> glitter makes things look larger.
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> come on, work with me… sprinkle some glitter, get out ya phones and take a few happy shots
22:00 <NightOwl1> its not unreasonable people.
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, i hear you need glitter
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcj33qbzs21qzhnmco1_500.jpg
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> bada bing
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> impressive, right
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> blue really was his colour
24:00 <NightOwl1> wow he really put in the effort didn't he
24:00 <Trevor> im not going to let you ruin my deck
24:00 <NightOwl1> I was thinking just a light sprinkling
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> he did nightowl.
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> I do admire guys who put in a lot of effort
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i mean the skill involved…
25:00 <NightOwl1> to not end up with glitter on the scrotum
25:00 <NightOwl1> thats precision
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://m.cdn.blog.hu/gl/globalicum/image/Karamb%C3%B3l/Csill%C3%A1mp%C3%B3ni/RfpJYw0V0fm8tt8pNRahvzcwo1_500.jpg
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> now this is what happens when you let nana bedazzle your dick
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> epic fail obv
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> no organised pattern at all
26:00 <NightOwl1> thats so 2008
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> and nana wants to show her nails off
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2008, honey try 1990!
26:00 <NightOwl1> ... did I just let on I was bedazzling my dick in 2008?
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://41.media.tumblr.com/439218d97c8881bdba9f6e80353fb00b/tumblr_n39tt9pb5G1rad91to1_1280.jpg 
26:00 <Clarkson> fucking ninja cunt
26:00 <NightOwl1> oops...
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i crafted this one
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think you might have!
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s ok, late bloomer… or bedazzler
27:00 <NightOwl1> thats got a bit of a troll vibe
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> excuse me… dico ball at the end of the cock…. THAT IS the in fucking thing
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> mr 2008 bedazzler 
29:00 <NightOwl1> I thought beards and activated almonds were the in thing
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh beards are winning
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> However, you need to be aware of the non chin hipsters 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> who grow a beard to hide their no chins...
30:00 <NightOwl1> its deceitful.
30:00 <Trevor> i covered my lack of chin with a tattoo
30:00 <Trevor> girls like tats
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you’re a maori in a gang
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> which you’re not.
32:00 <Serenity> Press 1 if you think katatonic_kate01 andd Trevor should bone.
32:00 <NightOwl1> 11111111111
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> gags and vomits
32:00 <Trevor> throw a dog a bone eh
32:00 <NightOwl1> its kate giving it to trevor yeh?
33:00 <Serenity> def NightOwl1
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah… totally giving it to him
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> actually,  I totally would bend trevor over and fuck him up the arse with a huge strap on
33:00 <NightOwl1> possibly to the back of the head with a hammer, but lets not get dragged into detail
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <Trevor> i keep saying that kate = beehhh
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, suck my dick
34:00 <NightOwl1> a glitter coated dildo?
34:00 <Trevor> kate = beehhh
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, sandy for his pleasure
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> how can i be beehhh i haven’t mentioned trannies all night
37:00 <Tiggier> trevor wants to be your norell
37:00 <Tiggier> :p
37:00 <Tiggier> put on a wig Trevor
37:00 <Tiggier> and send a dick pic
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> hums good bye horses
38:00 <NightOwl1> its all about the tuck
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> apparently so
39:00 <Trevor> im pretty sure you guys arent talking about decks anymore
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> *claps*
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> and he claims he isn’t on DSP
41:00 <Serenity> rollin down da street
41:00 <Serenity> smokin indo
41:00 <Tiggier> w8in for a m8
42:00 <Trevor> endo
42:00 <Trevor> smoking endo is what beehhh/kate does
42:00 <Trevor> err indo
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you’d know how?
43:00 <Trevor> you told me
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh that’s right, you don’t know. Next.
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitch please. You wish i spoke to you. 
45:00 <British^Meat> hah
46:00 <Maurice> I SAID MOVE, BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ho
48:00 <Serenity> get out the way bitch get out the way
49:00 <NightOwl1> pushy or what
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitches are tryin’ snake dick pic
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist*
51:00 <NightOwl1> you cut a bitch for pullin' that shit
51:00 <Clarkson> how can you have sex ?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> and hope she bleeds chocolate
56:00 <Serenity> jebus
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes my child?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> who the hell sends texts @ 2am :| 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> when locate ze phone, it better be some random sending dick pics
00:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <Trevor> move bitch get out the way
03:00 <Trevor> thats my drivin song
04:00 <TheRiddler> do you play that on your iphone while on your mobility scooter?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfaoooooooo
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> best call of the night
04:00 <Trevor> thats not a bad idea actually
05:00 <Trevor> i should get a mobility scooter
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> or just die?
06:00 <Trevor> pump shit like this on my iphone while i roll through westfields
06:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsD_Z2NwpRw
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Calculations (feat. Reek Daddy & Chewy Loc) Views: 1,220 Uploader: Reek Daddy - Topic Uploaded: Mar 11, 2016 Duration: 4m36s Rating: 4.76
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> no on is clicking on your wigger shit aye
10:00 <Serenity> WAKE UP
11:00 <Serenity> grababrushandputalittlemakeup
11:00 <Trevor> http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/14/us/pfizer-execution-drugs-lethal-injection.html
11:00 <Serenity> hidethescarstofadeawaytheshakeup
11:00 <Serenity> whydyouleavethekeysuponthetable
11:00 <Serenity> hereyougocreateanotherfable
11:00 <Trevor> nothanks
12:00 <Serenity> fu
21:00 <Maurice> How much did it kill you to do no spaces
21:00 <Maurice> Coz it killed me reading it
23:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/Kinetic9/videos/1148005745221964/
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol classic
08:00 <dematerialised> how did i get here?
09:00 <Maurice> Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret
10:00 <Serenity> eff
10:00 <Serenity> awf
10:00 <dematerialised> are you two having an orgy?
10:00 <dematerialised> it's the only explanation for you both still being up
16:00 <Maurice> Uhm no
16:00 <Maurice> I wish I was
33:00 <[^alien8D\_Romeo]> mmm
45:00 <\][^aLiEn8D\Romeo]|\> d r u n k
01:00 <robot> so i walk out into me garage just now, and the garage door is open
01:00 <robot> must have accidentally bumped the remote last night when i was bringing it in
02:00 <robot> i walk out there butt naked
02:00 <robot> oops.jpg
02:00 <robot> hastyretreat.mp3
02:00 <robot> thank fuck i live in a good area, everything is still here
06:00 <faux> i think people are less likely to walk into an open place cos they think someones there
08:00 <robot> yeah
08:00 <robot> gmorning
44:00 <robot> ye
16:00 <robot> hi googie
16:00 <robot> The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
16:00 <robot> !talk
16:00 <googie> The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. 
16:00 <robot> k
20:00 <Serenity> yeah.
21:00 <johninja> sore head today?
21:00 <Serenity> just a little
21:00 <Serenity> i only just woke up lol
21:00 <johninja> haha cool, me too
23:00 <johninja> mozzies bit the shit out of my leg :(
24:00 <Serenity> i hate those pricks
24:00 <Serenity> my bites always swell up and get huge
40:00 <johninjasextour> Johninja
49:00 <johninja> oh it's joel
49:00 <johninja> hi buddy
49:00 <johninja> how was jail?
49:00 <johninja> i'll bet your cellmates loved you
49:00 <jelly> jelly john
49:00 <jelly> aaaaahahahahaha
49:00 <jelly> greened out on me bed
49:00 <jelly> took half his pouch
50:00 <johninja> lol are you still bullshitting about that
50:00 <jelly> where are you now jelly johninja?
50:00 <jelly> chasing?
50:00 <johninja> no mate
50:00 <johninja> i'm quite content
50:00 <jelly> you clean now?
51:00 <johninja> nope
51:00 <jelly> ice?
51:00 <jelly> just weed?
51:00 <johninja> cleaner than you though fucking crackhead
51:00 <jelly> I got prime shit jelly john
51:00 <johninja> i'll bet you do
51:00 <jelly> top notch
51:00 <jelly> got a new dealer bruv
51:00 <johninja> $150 for an 8th
51:00 <johninja> it would want to be good
52:00 <jelly> premium weed
52:00 <jelly> 80 for a q
52:00 <jelly> top shelf
52:00 <johninja> did your parents kick you out yet?
52:00 <jelly> you drinking?
52:00 <jelly> nah bruv
52:00 <jelly> we all good now
52:00 <johninja> damn they are saints
53:00 <jelly> Im on the straight and narrow
53:00 <jelly> been working on myself
53:00 <jelly> all good bruvss
53:00 <johninja> back on your meds eh
53:00 <johninja> sweet
53:00 <jelly> yep
53:00 <jelly> You still at your folks jelly?
53:00 <johninja> for now
53:00 <jelly> Where you wanna go bruv?
54:00 <johninja> to the moon
54:00 <jelly> aaaahahahhahaaha
54:00 <johninja> i bought a plot of land there
54:00 <jelly> sure ya did ya fried cunt
54:00 <jelly> aaaahahahahaha
54:00 <jelly> you stayin in qld or you going back to vic?
55:00 <johninja> nobody wants to go to vic for winter
55:00 <johninja> what time of year was it when you went down to lees and smoked all my ciggy butts?
55:00 <BulletForMyValentine> i might be heading down to vic myself
57:00 <jelly> ha
57:00 <jelly> u and mel were bludging off lee least ya could have done is shared some smokes jelly
58:00 <johninja> what was i jelly of exactly? that you were fucking a and whale?
58:00 <johninja> *land
59:00 <johninja> lee has a much better boyfriend than you now joel
59:00 <johninja> they have 2 kids
59:00 <jelly> you and mel bludging off lee until she kicked ya's out
59:00 <jelly> aaaahahahahahaa
00:00 <johninja> lol@kicked us out
00:00 <jelly> wat were you paying lee to stay there jelly john?
00:00 <jelly> Nothing
00:00 <jelly> Least I would contribute
00:00 <johninja> wasn't my issue
00:00 <johninja> mel lived there not me
00:00 <jelly> wat so ya think its okay to bludge off lee?
01:00 <johninja> i'm not sure what she paid m8
01:00 <jelly> mel never paid rent either ate
01:00 <johninja> how much did you pay her joel?
01:00 <jelly> I bought food and gave her 50 dollars
01:00 <johninja> must have been a lot because you couldn't afford any smokes
01:00 <jelly> you did nothing
01:00 <johninja> i didn't have too mate
01:00 <jelly> just sat there smoking and making a lot of noise when ya couldnt handle ya booze
01:00 <johninja> lmao
01:00 <jelly> you think it was ok to just bludge off lee?
02:00 <johninja> sounds like you 
02:00 <jelly> she has a good nature jelly john and you just took advantage of her
02:00 <johninja> that fat fuck is on DSP
02:00 <jelly> spent all ya money on ciggies and booze
02:00 <johninja> so i don't pity her
02:00 <johninja> was she going to spend the money on more garbage to spread around the house
02:00 <jelly> so you just go and squat in her house
02:00 <johninja> absolute pigsty mate
02:00 <johninja> she should have paid me to stay there
02:00 <jelly> her life her choice
03:00 <jelly> bullshit johnny boy
03:00 <jelly> you guys had no where else to go
03:00 <jelly> just used her
03:00 <johninja> so how do you feel now she has found someone who isn't a complete fuckstick?
03:00 <jelly> im happy for her bruv
03:00 <johninja> good good
03:00 <jelly> you the one disrespecting her
03:00 <jelly> calling her a whale
03:00 <johninja> yeah i am
03:00 <jelly> thinking its ok to squat in her house
03:00 <jelly> while ya fuck her housemate
03:00 <jelly> who never paid or cleaned either bruv
04:00 <johninja> thats how i role nigger
04:00 <jelly> scum bag
04:00 <johninja> i did her fucking dishes every day
04:00 <johninja> but yeah
04:00 <johninja> you hear one side of the story don't ya
04:00 <jelly> id do a sink full of dishes for a bed, food and a roof over my head too cunt
04:00 <johninja> she ended up getting evicted from that house
04:00 <jelly> dont think ya good because you did some dishes mate
04:00 <jelly> yeah
05:00 <jelly> coz of cunts like you
05:00 <jelly> and mel
05:00 <jelly> squating in there
05:00 <johninja> coz it was a fucking pigsty
05:00 <jelly> not paying
05:00 <johninja> and she was too lazy to clean for an inspection
05:00 <jelly> where wer you when the inspection was on jelly john?
05:00 <johninja> i'm pretty sure mel paid her a lot of rent money
05:00 <johninja> so she's a liar
06:00 <jelly> im pretty sure your wrong about that mate
06:00 <johninja> i was only there for a month or so
06:00 <jelly> mel was always buying booze and shit and coming up short for the rent
06:00 <jelly> thts if she paid anything
06:00 <johninja> nah mel said she paid more than half the rent
06:00 <jelly> lucky to give her 50 bucks a week
06:00 <johninja> shurg
06:00 <jelly> mel a liar mate
06:00 <jelly> you shouold know that now
06:00 <johninja> so is lee though
06:00 <jelly> look what she put you through
06:00 <johninja> both liars
06:00 <jelly> ya
06:00 <jelly> we can agree on that bruvs
07:00 <johninja> so why you defending the fat slut then?
07:00 <jelly> you know she isnt quite right in the head johnny
07:00 <johninja> who is though
07:00 <jelly> just didnt like people taking advatange of her
07:00 <jelly> you know what i mean bruv
07:00 <johninja> as far as i know mel was paying her rent
08:00 <johninja> who lets someone stay at their house without paying rent
08:00 <jelly> not wat i got told mate
08:00 <johninja> thats as much their own problem as anyone elses
08:00 <jelly> somene like lee
08:00 <johninja> yeah got told by a known lia
10:00 <robot> how's everyone goin
15:00 <dematerialised> good afternoon faggots
15:00 <dematerialised> and johninja
16:00 <johninja> hey dematerialised
16:00 <johninja> hey robot
16:00 <johninja> whats crackin?
16:00 <dematerialised> nommuch, apparently i just slept through the worst storm  we've ever had
18:00 <johninja> i heard it was raining there
18:00 <johninja> much damage?
18:00 <dematerialised> no idea, haven't gone outside
18:00 <johninja> lol
18:00 <dematerialised> apparently a fair bit of flooding around though
18:00 <johninja> step out into a brave new world
18:00 <dematerialised> i only just woke up lol
18:00 <dematerialised> havent even got my undies on yet
19:00 <johninja> in brissie people go and park their cars near the creeks when it floods to get insurance
19:00 <dematerialised> lol
20:00 <robot> hey man not a lot, just crackin out this bot
20:00 <Serenity> sunny out there now
20:00 <Serenity> wish it was warm im freezing
20:00 <dematerialised> so weird living in a house that doesnt move when there's a storm
20:00 <johninja> ooh you're making a google bot?
21:00 <robot> yeh
21:00 <johninja> nice
21:00 <robot> it works, i'm just tweaking it
21:00 <dematerialised> hi Floss
21:00 <dematerialised> are you dead?
22:00 <Floss> no im still kickin
22:00 <johninja> RIP
22:00 <Floss> you underwater yet?
22:00 <johninja> oh
22:00 <dematerialised> haha not quite
22:00 <johninja> we better dig her back up boys
22:00 <robot> it also talks, makes shit up based on a vocabulary of shit people have said.  a bit like clarkson but it jumbles the words
22:00 <Clarkson> What's it like being a fuck tard goth?
22:00 <Floss> i wanted to ride today :(
22:00 <dematerialised> can we please not have another personal information distributing chat bot in here
23:00 <dematerialised> thanks
23:00 <robot> i didn't say it was going to be in here
24:00 <dematerialised> i slept through pretty much the entire storm Floss lol
24:00 <dematerialised> im only seeing it through facebook posts
24:00 <johninja> the best way to see the world tbh
24:00 <Floss> isnt it supposed to be going all weekend?
24:00 <dematerialised> nah
24:00 <dematerialised> there wil be another run of it on Sunday night/Monday morning
24:00 <dematerialised> but not as bad
25:00 <dematerialised> when you look at the weather map it's pretty insane, two huge deep troughs, that's why the wind is so strong
25:00 <Floss> oh ok
25:00 <dematerialised> all the wall from Kalbarri to Esperance
25:00 <dematerialised> way*
25:00 <Floss> im so pissed i wanted to explore the new trails
25:00 <Floss> cant do anything now
25:00 <dematerialised> too wet or too windy?
25:00 <dematerialised> the last of the strong winds should be passing through albs in the next half hour or so
25:00 <Serenity> rain was coming in horizontally through our kitchen windo
25:00 <Serenity> w
26:00 <Floss> both really but once his back gets wet its not good to chuck a saddle over it
26:00 <dematerialised> yeah true i suppose
26:00 <johninja> they would find it a bit hard if the ground was wet too though eh?
26:00 <Floss> i dont mind the wind somuch but i dont want him to slip and hurt himself if its boggy
26:00 <Floss> yeah
26:00 <Floss> he has pretty big feet though he would be ok
28:00 <jelly> jelly johnny
29:00 <johninja> you can fuck off now joel, the adults are talking
29:00 <Serenity> what exactly makes you jelly john lol
29:00 <johninja> i have no idea. he comes up with a lot of shit in that little demented mind
30:00 <dematerialised> i dunno who it is but they are a retard
30:00 <dematerialised> and should be banished
30:00 <Serenity> its kunny hry
30:00 <Serenity> hey
30:00 <johninja> yep
30:00 <Serenity> kunnydew
30:00 <johninja> he's the same one doing the sextour shit too
30:00 <Serenity> joeline
30:00 <johninja> i wondered who it was but he blew his cover
31:00 <johninja> not the sharpest tool in the shed joeline
31:00 <Floss> i dont understand the majority of the shit that Clarkson spews out
31:00 <Clarkson> poccynja: Only a daft lame asshole goes around wishing death apon another
33:00 <Serenity> still blows my mind lees fat
33:00 <Serenity> i honestly had no idea
34:00 <BulletForMyValentine> aaaaahahahahahahaah
34:00 <BulletForMyValentine> Serenity
34:00 <BulletForMyValentine> tt'z out
34:00 <jelly> jelly johnny
35:00 <jelly> wats ya plans now bruvs?
35:00 <Serenity> joel
35:00 <Serenity> stop being a knob
35:00 <Serenity> seriously if you just talked normally to people they'd prob talk back just fine
35:00 <jelly> sozzzzz
36:00 <jelly> wats ya plans now johnny?
36:00 <jelly> lee aint as fat as Serenity but
36:00 <Serenity> lee is twice the size of me lol no offense
37:00 <jelly> ahahahaahahahaaaaa
37:00 <dematerialised> lee is twice the size of her, full offense
37:00 <johninja> Serenity actualy lost weight instead of just talking about it while eating a cheeseburger on the couch
37:00 <Serenity> and now im just sitting on the couch with a blanket cause im freezing all the time
38:00 <Serenity> being fat has its perks i tell ya
38:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <johninja> yeah
38:00 <johninja> thats why i'm not shavin'
38:00 <johninja> bit of insulation
39:00 <Floss> coz immm sassy child!
39:00 <Doodle> from the pics i've seen kunny aint exactly a string bean himself
39:00 <johninja> i missed out on seeing the underwear one
39:00 <Serenity> ohh
39:00 <Serenity> OH
39:00 <johninja> i still cry about that
39:00 <Doodle> want me to link u up?
39:00 <johninja> pls
39:00 <Floss> im a fat lion but im still a lion
39:00 <Floss> just dont run away
40:00 <DK> he has that much grease on his forehead... America is planning to invade
40:00 <jelly> ahahahahahahaaaaa
40:00 <johninja> HAHAHHAHAHA holy fuck
40:00 <Doodle> i can see john travolta dancing on it
40:00 <johninja> thats amazing
40:00 <Serenity> I just find it curious all these people on here know how fat i was but none of them actually ever saw me to gauge rofl
40:00 <Serenity> its weird
40:00 <Floss> its default girl insulting
41:00 <Serenity> urfattt
41:00 <jelly> show us the underwear pic
41:00 <jelly> so i can autheticate
41:00 <Doodle> we know its you
41:00 <Serenity> ill post it in mains if you want
41:00 <jelly> message it to me bruv
41:00 <Floss> omg doodle shut up youre so fat
41:00 <Serenity> but if you say yes no one can be banned for i
41:00 <Doodle> no authentication required
41:00 <Serenity> t
41:00 <jelly> yes
41:00 <Floss> and your hair..omg so bad.
41:00 <johninja> nobody could make this up joel
41:00 <Doodle> mean Floss
41:00 <johninja> its too good
41:00 <Doodle> :(
41:00 <Floss> lol
41:00 <jelly> post it in mains bruv
42:00 <Floss> doodle is an ugly girl
42:00 <Serenity> alright you all saw him say to post it
42:00 <johninja> ok 
42:00 <johninja> if you wish
42:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/wQrDJ2j.jpg
42:00 <jelly> ahahahahahaha
42:00 <Serenity> hehe
42:00 <Doodle> stop bein mean Floss
42:00 <dematerialised> og dear
42:00 <Doodle> i'm sensitive
42:00 <Floss> look at that bath towel
42:00 <Floss> is that pure cotton?
43:00 <Serenity> lolll
43:00 <Floss> love you boo
43:00 <johninja> you can almost see the outline of the box he jammed down his pants
43:00 <jelly> wats wrong wit that pic?
43:00 <Floss> i have some passionfruit i am all set to make some melting moments but ugh cbfed
44:00 <johninja> the fact that you see nothing wrong with it
44:00 <Serenity> lloll
44:00 <Doodle> werd
44:00 <jelly> funny that some1 like doodle makes fun of a picture he looks like a fucking nerd elf
44:00 <jelly> ahahahahahaahaaaaaaa
44:00 <jelly> johnnny boy
44:00 <Serenity> everyone has a positive attribute about them. Joels is his unwaving confidense
44:00 <Doodle> lol i'm a nerd elf
44:00 <jelly> post a underwear pic
44:00 <Doodle> A NERD ELF
44:00 <Serenity> confidence?
44:00 <Serenity> fuck i dont know
44:00 <Floss> mine is my luxurious mane and shiny claws
44:00 <jelly> lil pixie ears and coke bottle glasses
45:00 <johninja> lmao
45:00 <Doodle> lol i dont have little ears
45:00 <Doodle> or coke bottle glasses
45:00 <johninja> that was comedy you fuckhead
45:00 <Serenity> doodle has sexy dimples
45:00 <jelly> ya got both doodle bruvsss
45:00 <johninja> joel would read the onion and think its real stories
45:00 <Doodle> my ears are huge i'm a wingnut
45:00 <johninja> Doodle doesn't need to stuff his pants
45:00 <johninja> so i hear
45:00 <Doodle> i still like to
46:00 <jelly> neither do i bruvs thats my package
46:00 <Serenity> senior detective ash bowen?
46:00 <Doodle> custard mainly
46:00 <Floss> rainging again
46:00 <Floss> plerp
46:00 <jelly> Ash Bowden a sick cunt
46:00 <Floss> i should make biscuits
46:00 <Doodle> raing against the machine
47:00 <johninja> why did you bash your mum for joel?
47:00 <Floss> im watching jersey shore
47:00 <johninja> she's a nice lady
47:00 <Floss> it is bad but funny
47:00 <jelly> never bashed me mum
47:00 <johninja> good
47:00 <Doodle> did u soften her up
47:00 <Doodle> with a cricket bat
47:00 <jelly> i dont use me parents like you johnny boyyyyy
47:00 <jelly> you go on your sex tours and always end up crawling back home several momths later imoz
47:00 <johninja> what did you get put away for then mape?
48:00 <Doodle> several months is a decent effort for a sex tour
48:00 <Doodle> i'd be gone for 3 hours
48:00 <ashwithawrx> yeah i cant last more than about 32 minutes
48:00 <johninja> yeah anyone would be exhausted after that
48:00 <jelly> yeh but he leaches off the people he satays with
48:00 <jelly> he a squater
48:00 <jelly> jelly johnnyyyy
48:00 <johninja> mm satay
48:00 <Doodle> leaches
48:00 <Serenity> why do they talk about johns sex tour like its a bad thing
48:00 <ashwithawrx> satay leaches
48:00 <Doodle> eek
48:00 <johninja> i'm the jelly one though
48:00 <Serenity> he goes around fucking chicks.. johninja is a fucking legend
49:00 <ashwithawrx> haha yeah
49:00 <ashwithawrx> totally  jealous
49:00 <Doodle> he does drive a love boat after all
49:00 <jelly> loook at the girls
49:00 <jelly> skanks
49:00 <Clarkson> i have gay mate
49:00 <jelly> imo'z
49:00 <johninja> haha yeah fuck parking that thing
49:00 <Serenity> dude you fucked lee calm down
49:00 <Doodle> who is lee
49:00 <johninja> lol
49:00 <Doodle> like lee lee
49:00 <Doodle> oh
49:00 <Doodle> i remember now
49:00 <Serenity> {LeE}
50:00 <Doodle> ye
50:00 <jelly> johnny boy fucked mandyjane
50:00 <Serenity> bit thick
50:00 <jelly> and kelevra
50:00 <Doodle> so what i fucked people off here too
50:00 <jelly> and thecrow
50:00 <jelly> all skanks imo'z
50:00 <Doodle> everyone has fucked everyone we're all one big petrie dish of hormones and body fluids
50:00 <Serenity> pre much
50:00 <jelly> ahahahahahaha
50:00 <Floss> grooooosssssssss
50:00 <jelly> where is derpy darren
51:00 <johninja> it's the ones you don't know about that were the real skanks joeline
51:00 <Clarkson> God I wish I had gay spit
51:00 <jelly> he was tryin to sex tour jenny
51:00 <Doodle> hhaha
51:00 <Doodle> gay spit clarky?
51:00 <Clarkson> Thoth have u even seen how fucking big an emu egg is?
51:00 <morgoth> https://static.miraheze.org/allthetropeswiki/b/b4/Cit_haruhi_suzumiya_-_lesbian_rape_is_hilarious.jpg
51:00 <Doodle> .
51:00 <jelly> ahahahahahahahahaaaaa johnny
51:00 <Serenity> once again you're saying it like its something bad
51:00 <johninja> who is jenny?
51:00 <Serenity> it seems like you may be the one who is jealous
51:00 <johninja> thats what i want to know
51:00 <jelly> ask doodle who jenny is
52:00 <jelly> ahahahahahaaaa!
52:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tommy Tutone - 867-5309 Jenny.mp3 (5.26MB 192kbps Stereo 3:49)
52:00 <jelly> talk about your skanks imoz jenny is top shelf skank fyi
52:00 <Doodle> good grief
52:00 <Doodle> are we really doing this
52:00 <Serenity> apparently
52:00 <jelly> haha!
52:00 <Doodle> i've spent more time talking to you than i have to her m8
52:00 <jelly> jenny gowchi
52:00 <Doodle> and u r less crazy
52:00 <johninja> exotic
53:00 <jelly> ahahahahahaaaa!
53:00 <Serenity> shes a putrid moll why anyone would be talking about her on purpose is beyond me
53:00 <jelly> that bad doodle?
53:00 <Doodle> yes
53:00 <johninja> fuck
53:00 <jelly> there ya go johnny
53:00 <johninja> i have served a few tours in crazy chick land
53:00 <jelly> another one for ya
53:00 <johninja> but i couldn't do that
53:00 <Doodle> you cant have her she is the love of pollocks life
53:00 <jelly> you wouldnt do a jenny
53:00 <johninja> ohhh
53:00 <Doodle> he will get angry and stamp his foot
54:00 <jelly> ahahahaahahahaa
54:00 <Serenity> lol
54:00 <jelly> yeeeee
54:00 <jelly> pollock get angry when i talk to jenny
54:00 <Serenity> imagine their children
54:00 <jelly> no way bruv
55:00 <johninja> you been watching the bill or something m8?
55:00 <Doodle> UR NICKED
55:00 <ashwithawrx> http://i.imgur.com/C9vaCFp.jpg
55:00 <Doodle> SUNSHINE
55:00 <ashwithawrx> the last vagina i had
55:00 <Doodle> DUDE
55:00 <johninja> haha
55:00 <Doodle> hot
55:00 <jelly> johnny boy would you do jenny?
55:00 <johninja> just needs more lube is all
55:00 <jelly> jenny g
56:00 <ashwithawrx> i'd let her send me nudes of her hairy vag
56:00 <Serenity> fark
56:00 <johninja> i'm not sure mate, i don't know who that is
56:00 <jelly> doodles mrss
56:00 <johninja> i'm pretty sexed out at the moment so it would take something decent
57:00 <johninja> maybe in a few months ok
57:00 <Doodle> lol Doodles mrs
57:00 <Serenity> his next sex tour is to perth anyway
57:00 <jelly> jenny g would be up for jelly john no problem
57:00 <Doodle> sif i would be retarded enough to have a mrs
57:00 <johninja> yeah WA16
57:00 <Doodle> give me some credit
57:00 <johninja> next spring
57:00 <jelly> who y meeting in WA johnny
57:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <Doodle> give me something useful
58:00 <johninja> ya mum
58:00 <Doodle> she is very useful
58:00 <Doodle> oer
58:00 <Doodle> ty
58:00 <ashwithawrx> np
58:00 <Serenity> ashwithawrx and me will 3some jelly john
58:00 <jelly> she in qld bruvs
58:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <ashwithawrx> that's quite the proposition Serenity
58:00 <jelly> whos this ashwithawrx
58:00 <Serenity> isnt it just
58:00 <jelly> seems like a pleb imo'z
58:00 <johninja> says the pleb
58:00 <Doodle> mr pleb 2 u
59:00 <jelly> Sir pleb
59:00 <ashwithawrx> that's Sir Clegor Pleb
59:00 <ashwithawrx> first of his name
59:00 <johninja> haha
59:00 <jelly> ash
59:00 <jelly> ek
59:00 <jelly> ahahahaahahaaaa
59:00 <johninja> so is this the new joel?
59:00 <johninja> you said you have been working on yourself after you got out of prison
59:00 <jelly> ye bruvs
59:00 <johninja> or are you just saying that to your parents so they let you back in?
00:00 <johninja> ahh ok
00:00 <johninja> well the new joel seems like a fuckwit too
00:00 <jelly> m doing well
00:00 <johninja> try working on another one
00:00 <ashwithawrxandspottyface> i dont know who the old joel is but this joel sucks
00:00 <Serenity> lol
00:00 <Serenity> NEXT
00:00 <johninja> yeah this joel isn't very different from the old one tbh
00:00 <jelly> ek fuck up
00:00 <ashwithawrxandspottyface> i wouldn't have sex with him
00:00 <Clarkson> they deserved to be shit on
00:00 <Doodle> i dont think i;ve ever met a joel who isnt a grade a cocknocker
00:00 <jelly> i have been doing some stuff
00:00 <jelly> working and stuff bruvs
00:00 <johninja> workin on me stuff
00:00 <jelly> doing a self control course to bruva
01:00 <johninja> i see
01:00 <johninja> failing with flying colours right now
01:00 <ashwithawrxandspottyface> he's not as bad as the other dickheads to be fair
01:00 <Serenity> lol
01:00 <ashwithawrxandspottyface> just a big derp
01:00 <jelly> jelly johnny
01:00 <Serenity> thats why i havent banned him hes not as bad as pliv n mayo etc
01:00 <jelly> you one to talk bruv
02:00 <jelly> mayo and plivent
02:00 <jelly> matty robbo and jerome walters
02:00 <ashwithawrxandspottyface> haha
02:00 <Serenity> yes thank you
02:00 <ashwithawrxandspottyface> i remember the first time i saw plivs drivers license
02:00 <johninja> jerome is a black persons name
02:00 <ashwithawrxandspottyface> such a cute lad
02:00 <johninja> he shouldn't be allowed to use it
03:00 <Serenity> jerome and his bowl haircut
03:00 <jelly> jerome walters sucks matty robbos cock
03:00 <Clarkson> Tonight . Im fucking Jew
03:00 <ashwithawrxandspottyface> i bet his nanna pinches his cheeks every time she seems him
03:00 <johninja> lol
03:00 <johninja> why are you turning on your mates joel?
03:00 <ashwithawrxandspottyface> he's a new man remember
03:00 <johninja> no loyalty
03:00 <johninja> oh yeah
03:00 <johninja> shunning his old ways
04:00 <jelly> matty robbo is okay but walters is fucked
04:00 <Serenity> i wish i had multiple personalities
04:00 <jelly> imoz
04:00 <Serenity> neither one of them is ok
05:00 <jelly> Jerry Walterino
05:00 <johninja> who taught you how to use mibbit to evade bans?
05:00 <ashwithawrxandspottyface> yes we know
05:00 <jelly> matty robbo
05:00 <johninja> ahh
06:00 <ashwithawrxandspottyface> http://i.imgur.com/FtQBrJR.jpg
06:00 <jelly> ahaahahahaa
06:00 <Doodle> that fkn game
06:00 <Doodle> yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
06:00 <Serenity> i have knives like that =/
06:00 <Doodle> i have a crow like that
06:00 <ashwithawrxandspottyface> me too
06:00 <ashwithawrxandspottyface> i use them for fishing
06:00 <Serenity> i dont even know where they came from
07:00 <Doodle> demtel
07:00 <jelly> Serenity hun which of ausnets trolls do you dislike the most babezz
08:00 <jelly> i can take care of them for you imoz
08:00 <Serenity> oh umm nope
08:00 <Serenity> because theyre that irrelevant
08:00 <dematerialised> only thing you take care of is your willy
08:00 <jelly> great care
08:00 <jelly> always clean and cut
08:00 <jelly> not like u mate\a
08:00 <dematerialised> do you want to fuck?
08:00 <jelly> ahahhaahahaaaaaaa
08:00 <jelly> nope
08:00 <Serenity> carnn
09:00 <jelly> Serenity i would fuck
09:00 <Clarkson> i fucked mario up the anus then said to simba 'SO WHATS IT GONNA BE NEXT'
09:00 <Serenity> and im not even fat anymore bonus for you
09:00 <johninja> lol Clarkson on point
09:00 <jelly> wiggle ya ass
09:00 <Clarkson> 2 units is that VERY VERY first fucking line
09:00 <Clarkson> even the fucking monitor that came with my laptops better than that telly
09:00 <asdfjkl> SAUCE ON THA PIE
09:00 <asdfjkl> TOMATO
09:00 <jelly> where is dat cunt simba
09:00 <Clarkson> i wanna fill you all with my cock hahahaha
10:00 <johninja> did you grow your nails and your hair long yet mate?
10:00 <jelly> where simba at?
10:00 <johninja> plenty of time to do shit like that in jail
10:00 <asdfjkl> he in china
10:00 <johninja> the boys might even give you more smokes for it
10:00 <asdfjkl> simba is in a red chinese prison
10:00 <asdfjkl> the way he likes it
10:00 <asdfjkl> gettin assfucked
10:00 <Serenity> id become a hell lezzo in prison
11:00 <dematerialised> oh it's the donald
11:00 <Serenity> shave me head
11:00 <dematerialised> wb
11:00 <Serenity> grow me pit hairs
11:00 <johninja> haha
11:00 <asdfjkl> lol
11:00 <johninja> you gonna be the butch one eh
11:00 <Serenity> hell ye
11:00 <dematerialised> sezz would totally be the butch one
12:00 <asdfjkl> faux is here everyone
12:00 <dematerialised> thanks for advising
12:00 <dematerialised> i wasn't sure
12:00 <asdfjkl> story of your life hey
12:00 <faux> ok
12:00 <Serenity> phew thanks i cant read so lucky you were here
12:00 <asdfjkl> how long till faux bans me
13:00 <dematerialised> about 2 minutes
13:00 <asdfjkl> i predict 5 minutes max
13:00 <Serenity> 4 lines
13:00 <asdfjkl> let's wait and see
13:00 <faux> about 48 seconds
13:00 <asdfjkl> lol
13:00 <Serenity> 3
13:00 <Serenity> 2
13:00 <asdfjkl> fuck i was CORRECT in my prediction!
13:00 <Serenity> 1
13:00 <faux> who is it fmi
13:00 <johninja> *gone*
13:00 <Serenity> no idea lol
13:00 <dematerialised> the_donald
13:00 <TheRon> what did i do now?
13:00 <dematerialised> haha
14:00 <Serenity> donald not ronald
14:00 <faux> who
14:00 <Serenity> put your glasses on
14:00 <faux> duck or trump 
14:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <johninja> you left the oven on all night TheRon
14:00 <asdfjkl> thats right faux
14:00 <asdfjkl> donald not ronald
14:00 <asdfjkl> mcdonald
14:00 <dematerialised> lets just say it's trump
14:00 <dematerialised> close enough
14:00 <asdfjkl> faux ban me you fucking lebaneze pig whats the hold up
14:00 <johninja> woah
14:00 <asdfjkl> faux we are waiting
14:00 <dematerialised> dat's racist
14:00 <Serenity> gosh
14:00 <Serenity> rood
15:00 <johninja> which one is that? Mendalson?
15:00 <Serenity> think so
15:00 <johninja> seems like something he would do
15:00 <Serenity> hes tpg too
15:00 <faux> oink
16:00 <Serenity> lick her does she taste like bacon
16:00 <dematerialised> she does!
16:00 <Serenity> excellent
16:00 <faux> lolll
16:00 <faux> LeBaNeZe
16:00 <faux> BeTWeeN YouR KNeeS
16:00 <dematerialised> and not even shitty bacon either
16:00 <Doodle> hng
16:00 <faux> hi frands
16:00 <Serenity> im hell into streaky bacon atm
16:00 <dematerialised> like, proper greasy strips of rind on the side bacon
16:00 <faux> what's the happs
17:00 <faux> ew
17:00 <Serenity> we were all bonding over pictures of joel in his jocks
17:00 <faux> id be shortcut bacon
17:00 <faux> obvi
17:00 <faux> ew :(
17:00 <dematerialised> i dont know what shortcut means
17:00 <johninja> yeah that was as good as i thought it would be
17:00 <Serenity> short cut is just the little round bits
17:00 <Serenity> not the long bits with the fat
17:00 <dematerialised> oh ok
17:00 <dematerialised> like in mcdonalds burgers n shit
17:00 <Clarkson> stop posting the same shit faggot
17:00 <johninja> more bacon for your buck
17:00 <Serenity> yer
17:00 <faux> yeah thats me irl
17:00 <faux> little and round
17:00 <faux> shortcut.
18:00 <johninja> and delicious
18:00 <dematerialised> i'll accept that
18:00 <dematerialised> can i put some melted cheese on you too?
18:00 <faux> um
18:00 <Serenity> i want cheese in a can like the yanks have
18:00 <johninja> mushrooms~
18:00 <Serenity> it looks like it would be tasty
19:00 <Doodle> no, its cheddar
19:00 <Serenity> oh doodle
19:00 <Serenity> loll
19:00 <Doodle> :D
19:00 <johninja> they have chicken in a can (NSFL) http://paradoxoff.com/files/2012/04/canned-whole-chicken.jpg 
19:00 <Serenity> yeahhh noooo
20:00 <Serenity> meat in cans freaks me out
20:00 <faux> LOL
20:00 <faux> ffs
20:00 <faux> i wanna bone doodle but then he tells dad jokes and i think of me dad andnim like oh
20:00 <Doodle> lol
20:00 <Doodle> you can gag me
20:00 <Doodle> just stick a boob in me mouth
20:00 <Doodle> mpphh mfff ffmmpph
20:00 <TheRon> that'd work for me
21:00 <Serenity> those little chocolate biscuits that have the marshmallows and jam on them look like tiny little chocolate boobs
21:00 <Clarkson> you know the one with the frankenstein tits
21:00 <johninja> lol
21:00 <Doodle> ye
21:00 <Doodle> me and mum call them tits
21:00 <Doodle> choc tits
21:00 <dematerialised> mmmm  chocolate tits
21:00 <Clarkson> well you do whine like a bitch
21:00 <Serenity> haha
21:00 <Doodle> tru
22:00 <johninja> alright biab
22:00 <TheRon> chocolate tits, i'm probably thinking of something completely differen
25:00 <faux> dematerialised u suk
25:00 <dematerialised> what have i done now
25:00 <faux> robot made me a google bot :D
26:00 <dematerialised> my bot writing days ended during the great smd spam of 2016
26:00 <faux> lolol
26:00 <dematerialised> these days i spend all my effort watching porn and eating nachos
26:00 <dematerialised> far more rewarding
26:00 <robot> dematerialised is right
26:00 <faux> yum i want nachos
26:00 <robot> yeah, you making for everyone dematerialised?
26:00 <dematerialised> fuck no
26:00 <TheRon> with chicken?
26:00 <dematerialised> none of you came and saw me when i was in hospital dying
26:00 <dematerialised> you all get nothing
27:00 <Doodle> we didnt want to catch what i had
27:00 <Doodle> u
27:00 <Doodle> :/
27:00 <Doodle> thx fingers
27:00 <faux> when were you in hosp
28:00 <dematerialised> i've forgotten
28:00 <faux> .. lol
28:00 <faux> yu made it soundd recent!
29:00 <dematerialised> i threw out my wrist band thing so i cant check the date
31:00 <Doodle> you mean it flew off ur wrist and out the window in a wanking frenzy
32:00 <robot> LOL
32:00 <dematerialised> that might also have occurred
32:00 <Serenity> jeepers
32:00 <Doodle> u cant fool us
32:00 <faux> loll
32:00 <Doodle> thats how i take mine off
33:00 <Doodle> cos u cant really wank in hosp
33:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> cmooooooon eaglesssssssss
33:00 <dematerialised> well you can, you just need to be aware the pulse monitor will narc on you
34:00 <Doodle> true
34:00 <Doodle> i was in a room with a homeless guy so there was no fkn way
34:00 <faux> i had a crazy lady next to me who kept coming and sitting on my bed with me
34:00 <faux> im like do you mind
34:00 <Doodle> ew
35:00 <faux> she'd go through my drawers and i was like no.
35:00 <Doodle> me too, she said she was a 'nurse'
35:00 <faux> the nurses had to tell her to stop
35:00 <Doodle> whatever that is
35:00 <faux> lmao
36:00 <Doodle> my mate was in hosp the other day, they gave him oxycontin twice when it says on his chart not to
36:00 <Doodle> cos he gets angry
36:00 <Doodle> and boy did he get angry
36:00 <Serenity> mm oxy
36:00 <Serenity> i do like me some oxys
36:00 <Doodle> he gets full on and he cant remember it
37:00 <Doodle> he was still raving when i saw him 2hrs after getting out of hosp
37:00 <Serenity> fuck lol
37:00 <Doodle> not that he can remember me being there
37:00 <Serenity> thats an odd side effect
37:00 <Doodle> not for him
38:00 <Doodle> eek
38:00 <TheRon> you'd be no. 2
39:00 <poo> lol
39:00 <poo> sus
43:00 <stebie> h4x
43:00 <dematerialised> indeed
45:00 <robot> ur FACE
45:00 <faux> ehe
45:00 <faux> hi stibbie
46:00 <stebie> hi fox
46:00 <stebie> ^____^
46:00 <faux> hiw u
46:00 <dematerialised> just be normal
48:00 <jelly> jelly john
48:00 <dematerialised> joel please
48:00 <dematerialised> just stop
48:00 <dematerialised> it's time to stop
49:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: it's time to stop Views: 2,283,751 Uploader: TooDamnFilthy Uploaded: Dec 24, 2015 Duration: 0m20s Rating: 4.96
50:00 <jelly> dematerialised I didnt really do anything
50:00 <dematerialised> IT'S TIME TO STOP
50:00 <dematerialised> just be normal
50:00 <jelly> Stop then
50:00 <jelly> You aint an op imoz
51:00 <dematerialised> i am op of the world
51:00 <zaim> stebie u never told me faux was female
51:00 <faux> lol
51:00 <zaim> i woulda cracked on to that shit long ago
51:00 <stebie> lol
51:00 <faux> fu ziam
51:00 <faux> i am feminine as fuck.
51:00 <zaim> fight?
51:00 <faux> ye
51:00 <faux> fight me
51:00 <zaim> soon.
51:00 <faux> good
51:00 <dematerialised> faux paints her nails and wears ugg boots
51:00 <dematerialised> how can she not be a she
52:00 <faux> the first bit is true
52:00 <zaim> http://www.iizcat.com/uploads/2014/05/vdl2g-soon3.jpg
52:00 <dematerialised> i know about the ugg boots
52:00 <dematerialised> its your guilty pleasure
53:00 <faux> omg i need a fat cat in my life
53:00 <dematerialised> i bet you do you cuck
53:00 <faux> gimme that cat zaim.
53:00 <zaim> no u dont
53:00 <faux> y
53:00 <zaim> itll die
53:00 <faux> r u callen me incompetent.
53:00 <zaim> you said it not me
53:00 <zaim> :d
54:00 <faux> look ive had enough of u m8
54:00 <zaim> punch on?
54:00 <faux> yes.
54:00 <zaim> or punch up like u sydz call it
54:00 <faux> after u show me ur butt
54:00 <zaim> my tooshie
54:00 <dematerialised> i reckon faux would go straight for a headlock
54:00 <dematerialised> no messing around
54:00 <faux> nah we say punch on more than punch up
54:00 <faux> ya gronkkkkk
54:00 <zaim> she puts the head in headlock
55:00 <faux> etc.
55:00 <faux> lol headlo k
55:00 <faux> i cant reach most heads
55:00 <dematerialised> rear naked triangle armbar
55:00 <TheRon> i'd be hopeless in a fight against a chick
55:00 <TheRon> i mean you can't kick them in the nust and run can you
55:00 <dematerialised> i cant fight women
55:00 <faux> cunt punt 
55:00 <dematerialised> it's against my religious beliefs
55:00 <zaim> kicking a girl in the box does hurt for them, TheRon
55:00 <dematerialised> i would have to just run away
56:00 <faux> zaim talks from experience 
56:00 <zaim> ive destroyed plenty
56:00 <faux> gosh.
56:00 <zaim> >:)P
57:00 <dematerialised> robot is trying to get faux z-lined
57:00 <faux> cunt destroyer
57:00 <zaim> telstra tech by day, cunt smasher by night
57:00 <robot> sorry, i got a bit excited
57:00 <faux> nah i gave him my password cos i needed to change some modes in my chan and im in my phone
57:00 <faux> on*
58:00 <zaim> i read modes as nudes
58:00 <zaim> i think i need glasses
58:00 <dematerialised> faux doesn't have nudes, she's a lady
58:00 <faux> oh.
59:00 <robot> u know what the best thing about clothes is
00:00 <robot> u can take em off any time u want
00:00 <dematerialised> taking them off
00:00 <dematerialised> AWWWWWWWYEEEEEEEE
01:00 <couleurs> i got coffee and a mini eclair HEhEHeh
01:00 <couleurs> Oh Yea
02:00 <dematerialised> living the life
02:00 <couleurs> i get free things from 2 cafes
02:00 <couleurs> SuGaR^DaDDy
03:00 <couleurs> but my number 1 love will always be piza
04:00 <dematerialised> dominos just sent me an email saying they will give me cheap pizzas, but i tihnk they are just trying to make me fat
04:00 <dematerialised> +ter
04:00 <faux> did u reply back
04:00 <faux> no thx.
05:00 <dematerialised> i should
06:00 <dematerialised> i should make them aware that our relationship is coming to an end
06:00 <faux> lol
06:00 <faux> I have nachos now.
06:00 <dematerialised> right
06:00 <dematerialised> that does it
06:00 <faux> soz dominos.
06:00 <dematerialised> brb nachos
06:00 <faux> oh
10:00 <couleurs> n e other gossip?
16:00 <couleurs> #kanyewestisretardedthatswhat
17:00 <TheRon> kanye west married a hobbit
17:00 <robot> kanye west is a ridiculous cunt.
18:00 <couleurs> yea
21:00 <dematerialised> mmmm om nom nom
24:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
25:00 <TheRiddler> Bought a bunch of frozen stuff
25:00 <TheRiddler> Stock up the chest freezer
25:00 <dematerialised> just remember you can only re-freeze once you've fucked them
26:00 <TheRiddler> No
29:00 <dematerialised> hello @ amelia
29:00 <amelia> hay @ chu friend
29:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> sup amelia
29:00 <amelia> wots doin
30:00 <amelia> sup loopy
30:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> watchin eagles
30:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> yaself
30:00 <dematerialised> im eating nachos and generally being happy about life
30:00 <amelia> all of the above sounds delightful
30:00 <TheRiddler> Hai acoldia
31:00 <amelia> i been out n now jus jumped into bed n watching stuffs on laptop
31:00 <amelia> super acolida!!
31:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> yay
31:00 <amelia> wota up asheh
31:00 <N1ghtDEM0N> rain and wind is back
31:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
31:00 <TheRiddler> NM waiting to go home
31:00 <TheRiddler> You?
31:00 <amelia> rain & wind is güd, i want more storm action
31:00 <amelia> where is you Asheh?
32:00 <TheRiddler> In car
32:00 <dematerialised> yeah i slept through it all amelia
32:00 <TheRiddler> Just did shopping
32:00 <dematerialised> it sucks i missed it
32:00 <amelia> boooo maybe we will get moar
32:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder if my bro will take me shopping when he gets his car
32:00 <amelia> wotchu buy asheh
33:00 <TheRiddler> Alot of frozen stuff
33:00 <amelia> groceries booo
33:00 <TheRiddler> Oops I forgot to get bananas
33:00 <TheRiddler> Yeah
33:00 <TheRiddler> I bought games too
34:00 <TheRiddler> Valkyria chronicles
34:00 <TheRon> nazi's?
34:00 <TheRiddler> And the new fire emblem games
35:00 <amelia> super duper
35:00 <TheRiddler> No nazis
36:00 <TheRon> damn it
36:00 <TheRiddler> At least I don't think so
36:00 <dematerialised> do a skid
36:00 <TheRon> i'm probably thinking of the movie
37:00 <TheRiddler> It's set in a alternative version of WWII
37:00 <dematerialised> your face is set in a alternative version of WWII
38:00 <TheRon> whats the alternative?
38:00 <TheRon> china bombs pearl harbour?
38:00 <TheRiddler> Russia is the nazis
38:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
38:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/AmqaIyE.gifv
38:00 <couleurs> Gross Dude
38:00 <TheRon> not far from the truth really
39:00 <TheRon> i mean it's stalin instead of hitler
39:00 <TheRon> the russians invaded finland
39:00 <TheRiddler> I bought that transformers game Thursday
42:00 <TheRiddler> What's cuter kids in dresses or coat n scarf?
42:00 <TheRon> i hope the games not directed by michael bay
42:00 <TheRon> i'd be taking it straight back
42:00 <TheRiddler> No it's based on the original cartoon
43:00 <TheRon> phew
43:00 <TheRiddler> Only problem is Megatron is a tank
44:00 <TheRiddler> Despite looking nothing like a tank in robot form
44:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
46:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/NUkd4az.gifv
46:00 <couleurs> that 1 cool cat
46:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsPrQgTO0HU
46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Team America - Pearl Harbor Sucked Views: 325,161 Uploader: nird7 Uploaded: Sep 5, 2012 Duration: 2m20s Rating: 4.85
46:00 <TheRiddler> He transforms into a gun in the cartoon
47:00 <TheRiddler> Hai faux
47:00 <faux> hi 
48:00 <TheRon> pearl harbour sucked and i miss you
48:00 <TheRiddler> What's doin
49:00 <TheRiddler> I thought that movie made money
49:00 <TheRiddler> -the new guy
50:00 <TheRon> freedom isn't free, no there's a hefyt fucking fee
50:00 <Clarkson> man ... jailbait slut
50:00 <TheRiddler> The best scene in that movie was Eliza modelling in swimwear
51:00 <TheRon> when is the book of mormon coming?
53:00 <TheRiddler> Anyways bbl
54:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c0Sj6Fwvqo
54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hasa Diga Eebowai - The Book of Mormon [Original Broadway, Subtitled] Views: 4,413 Uploader: Model M IBM Uploaded: May 1, 2016 Duration: 5m58s Rating: 5.00
57:00 <MrMark> boo!
01:00 <TheRon> celebrate good times come one
05:00 <TheRon> play that funky music white boy
07:00 <robot> racist
07:00 <MrMark> rock the casbah
09:00 <johninja> I just called to say I love you
09:00 <robot> oh
09:00 <amelia> pls slow down
09:00 <robot> 'the number you have dialed is not in service'
09:00 <robot> 'pls 2 try agian'
09:00 <johninja> you don't fool me
10:00 <TheRon> give it up, baby give it up
10:00 <johninja> I will try again later once you have a few more drinks
11:00 <robot> nah ive had my drink 4 today
12:00 <faux> i have wineski
12:00 <johninja> my soccer game generated a player called piccard
12:00 <johninja> hi might by him and let him mrot in the reserves
12:00 <faux> did u break yor ps4
12:00 <robot> nice, what kind
13:00 <johninja> nice, i'm havin a shandy
13:00 <faux> lol
13:00 <faux> idk y but thats CuTe and HoMo
13:00 <johninja> lol nah its on pc, i lolled
13:00 <TheRon> was picard playing under 12's?
13:00 <johninja> hahaha
13:00 <johninja> yeah i won't let him near the kids
13:00 <johninja> good point
14:00 <TheRon> she works hard for the money
16:00 <johninja> http://imgur.com/7foCqgs 
16:00 <TheRon> that photo even looks like a pedo
18:00 <johninja> very good first touch
18:00 <TheRon> i bet
18:00 <TheRon> :stop touching me elmo!"
22:00 <dematerialised> it's cold as a white walker's dicktip right now
23:00 <Serenity> lol paul just opened the front door and a wall of ice just floated in
23:00 <Serenity> jebus
24:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/RcMqAvh.gif
24:00 <dematerialised> this is how i pick up women
24:00 <dematerialised> with my great intellect
25:00 <amelia> is dat how you got between da fat married ladys thighs
25:00 <TheRon> i just say "You, Here, Now!"
25:00 <dematerialised> no amelia
25:00 <dematerialised> turns out she was just desperate for a root
25:00 <amelia> o
25:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chVf_P7h5MM 
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Buck 65 Rat's Ass Customs Views: 3,488 Uploader: gangusdom Uploaded: Dec 23, 2010 Duration: 3m40s Rating: 5.00
26:00 <couleurs> Play Station For.
27:00 <dematerialised> good song johninja
27:00 <johninja> cheers man
28:00 <johninja> he's bril
29:00 <dematerialised> i like the style
29:00 <faux> wheres Maurice 
30:00 <dematerialised> under my desk
30:00 <faux> she was lookin 4 me last night 
30:00 <faux> heres hopin she was gonna show me boobs
31:00 <dematerialised> i believe her boobs are infact a myth
32:00 <johninja> she did seem a bit frisky
32:00 <dematerialised> i just restarted my pc
32:00 <dematerialised> can you link that song again johninja
32:00 <dematerialised> ty
33:00 <faux> shes always FRiSky
34:00 <TheRon> hello!
34:00 <amelia> http://m.imgur.com/e8K9D8O
34:00 <johninja> lmao
34:00 <couleurs> Hi Ron
35:00 <johninja> the glory of the 4am text
35:00 <amelia> ahahahaa
37:00 <dematerialised> hah johninja this guy uses a metallica riff in one of his tracks
37:00 <dematerialised> so good
38:00 <TheRon> dog days are over
38:00 <johninja> oh i don't know much metalica
39:00 <dematerialised> Up The Middle Road == riff from Metallica's 'Battery'
39:00 <dematerialised> the guitar
39:00 <johninja> oh yeah i know this song
40:00 <johninja> he makes all his own beats and has a fair few dif styles
40:00 <faux>  https://imgur.com/gallery/CD8kAEq
40:00 <faux> therons daughter irl
40:00 <dematerialised> i like how he kind of blends into electronic stuff at the end of the tracks
40:00 <TheRon> funny you say that, i've trained my niece to do that
41:00 <Serenity> r u guise listenin to shads music
41:00 <dematerialised> no
41:00 <dematerialised> listening to canadian rap
41:00 <Serenity> sounds awful
41:00 <dematerialised> and its actually good
41:00 <TheRon> is canadian rap anything like aussie rap
41:00 <dematerialised> well, rap/hip-hop
41:00 <TheRon> shit?
41:00 <johninja> yeah the thinking mans rapper
41:00 <dematerialised> i cant fucking stand aussie hip hop
41:00 <amelia> Canadian hip hop is gud
41:00 <dematerialised> they all sound exactly the same
41:00 <amelia> DL Incognito
41:00 <Serenity> all ausise hip hop sounds the same
41:00 <Serenity> yer
41:00 <dematerialised> i believe all aussie hip hop tracks are actually the same guy
42:00 <johninja> lol
42:00 <Serenity> that guy from hilltop hoods
42:00 <dematerialised> yeah
42:00 <dematerialised> lol
42:00 <Serenity> sings every aussie hh song ever
42:00 <dematerialised> you have put me onto a new artist i like johninja, well done
43:00 <dematerialised> i dont even like hip hop
43:00 <johninja> this one got a bit of play on JJJ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSnjXUL-AWU 
43:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Buck 65 - Paper Airplane - Official Video Views: 201,711 Uploader: Buck 65 Uploaded: Mar 17, 2011 Duration: 3m39s Rating: 4.93
43:00 <johninja> yeah i'm tired of most hip hop man
43:00 <johninja> like all the bragadocious shit 
43:00 <TheRon> cover of miA?
43:00 <johninja> so teeny
43:00 <johninja> nah
44:00 <couleurs> i only listen 2 swedish hip hop
45:00 <TheRon> by the swedish cef?
45:00 <TheRon> chef
45:00 <amelia> looptroop
45:00 <TheRon> swedish meatballs any good?
45:00 <amelia> all meatballs are güd
46:00 <johninja> RZA did a world hip hop album and had some swedish cats on there
46:00 <couleurs> j/k just radio head all day every day
47:00 <TheRon> i like jim steinman songs
47:00 <johninja> which band is he in?
47:00 <TheRon> meatloaf songs basically
47:00 <johninja> ahh yeah
48:00 <johninja> rock ballads
48:00 <TheRon> he's a genius
48:00 <faux> y ty
48:00 <dematerialised> gosh i need to poop again
48:00 <dematerialised> too much fibre
49:00 <johninja> the coffee does that to me
49:00 <TheRon> i don't drink coffee
49:00 <TheRon> if i'm out somewhere i might get a strong black coffee
50:00 <amelia> how interesting
50:00 <TheRon> so thick the spoon sits upright in the cup
50:00 <TheRon> apparently melbourne has the best coffee in the world
51:00 <couleurs> Wrong.
51:00 <TheRon> where's better?
51:00 <johninja> I prefer vienna more tbh
51:00 <couleurs> canberra won barista of the year
51:00 <TheRon> wow
52:00 <couleurs> yea canberra stole all the melbourne thing
52:00 <TheRon> canberra is too far to get a cup of coffeee
52:00 <johninja> it's not a bad town canberra
52:00 <johninja> shit weather
52:00 <johninja> but yeah its all pretty well laid out and tidy
52:00 <TheRon> i get lost in canberra
52:00 <Serenity> lol maurice just sent a pic on whatsapp of a giant tree blown over and the roots sticking out the ground dematerialised
52:00 <johninja> the ammount of homeless and junkies is a bit surprising though
52:00 <Serenity> didnt realise it was that bad D:
52:00 <TheRon> that round about just keeps going
53:00 <dematerialised> yeah it gets worse the further south you go
53:00 <johninja> they actually had grates on the windows at the servo etc
53:00 <johninja> didn't even have that in franksto
53:00 <TheRon> the war memorial is awesome
53:00 <Serenity> mandurah seems to be the place to be if you want decent storms
54:00 <dematerialised> cap naturaliste had a gust of 117km/hr
54:00 <dematerialised> cape*
54:00 <faux> ehehe someone on fb wrote flaming yon
54:00 <faux> i think they meant filet mignon
54:00 <dematerialised> lol
54:00 <faux> or however its spelt
54:00 <dematerialised> close enough
54:00 <faux> FLaMiNG YoN
54:00 <Serenity> rofl
54:00 <faux> bless
55:00 <johninja> soounds delicious
55:00 <faux> flaming John 
55:00 <Serenity> all dis fancy food
55:00 <Serenity> gimme a bunnings sausage
55:00 <dematerialised> i feel like a night-drive to the middle of nowhere
55:00 <faux> yeah def dinner time here
55:00 <faux> starvin marvin
55:00 <faux> bbs 
56:00 <Serenity> take me with you dematerialised
56:00 <dematerialised> ok
56:00 <Serenity> i wont even try to touch your weiner
56:00 <couleurs> Ah, Filet Mignon. Le Petit Du Formage. Oui.
56:00 <dematerialised> you shouldnt joke about coming for a drive, i'd totally take you as a passenger lol
56:00 <TheRon> how do you say complete wanker in french?
56:00 <Serenity> haha
56:00 <Serenity> LeRon
56:00 <couleurs> Skirmish 
56:00 <TheRon> ty
56:00 <faux> "le ron"
56:00 <faux> omg
56:00 <faux> gtfo
57:00 <Serenity> you mate
57:00 <johninja> gr8 minds~
57:00 <couleurs> TheRon: https://youtu.be/bVToF1gHapc
57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Oliver Cheatham - Get Down Saturday Night (Ex Machina Music Video) Views: 551,026 Uploader: sum moner Uploaded: May 15, 2015 Duration: 7m34s Rating: 4.94
57:00 <faux> k food
57:00 <couleurs> <amelia> and stay out
58:00 <johninja> <couleurs> <amelia> and stay out
58:00 <amelia> u r a dobber
58:00 <dematerialised> <johninja> <couleurs> <amelia> and stay out
59:00 <amelia> why donchu cross your legs instead
59:00 <johninja> woah
59:00 <dematerialised> watch out
59:00 <TheRon> yeah i mean nobody wats to see that
59:00 <dematerialised> fucking SHOTS FIRED
59:00 <Serenity> i dont need to your gargantuan vag has sucked up all the dick anyway
59:00 <amelia> TaKe DaT
59:00 <johninja> amelia needs to get a baby in her tbh
00:00 <amelia> the last thing i need or want is a damn baby
00:00 <dematerialised> i have resisted amelia's charms so far
00:00 <amelia> yux
00:00 <Serenity> i disagree TheRon loads of people wana c dat
00:00 <dematerialised> but she is strong
00:00 <johninja> you will be a 40 year old cat lady
00:00 <amelia> no
00:00 <TheRon> how long is the queue?
00:00 <Serenity> shes a dog freak
00:00 <amelia> i will be 40 yr old dog lady
00:00 <johninja> and think back "oh that johninja guy was right"
00:00 <johninja> hmm ok
00:00 <johninja> dogs are cool
01:00 <Serenity> she will be one of those crazy old bints who eat at the table with her 6 pugs
01:00 <johninja> lol
01:00 <amelia> Serenity knows me well
01:00 <Serenity> and set them up a plate and everything
01:00 <dematerialised> no, dogs are smelly and dumb and gross
01:00 <amelia> its a bit concerning
01:00 <johninja> maybe thats why i like dogs
01:00 <johninja> we have a lot in common
01:00 <Serenity> ty dematerialised
01:00 <amelia> i will definitely be lonely
01:00 <amelia> 2nd weekend in a row i cancelled on a boy
01:00 <Serenity> boys smell
02:00 <dematerialised> was he not a superstar?
02:00 <amelia> for bed
02:00 <amelia> hahahah
02:00 <johninja> yeah i mean 6 years bonus fovernment cheese
02:00 <johninja> and child support for 18
02:00 <johninja> i would jump at it if i had a vag
02:00 <Serenity> do you know
02:00 <amelia> but babies are gross
02:00 <amelia> and they cry
02:00 <dematerialised> ^
02:00 <Serenity> if the kid goes to uni child support can make you keep paying until they gratuate
02:00 <Serenity> graduate
02:00 <amelia> and who the fuck is gonna change their nappies cos i ain't
02:00 <dematerialised> im kind of happy my dick doesn't work any more, i dont want surprise babies
02:00 <Serenity> babies are shit
03:00 <couleurs> i don't want kids either 
03:00 <johninja> i found the most funny thing to be the ex has to pay more if they have more kids with someone else
03:00 <johninja> thats a joke
03:00 <amelia> do you have babies johninja
03:00 <Serenity> because their potential to earn goes down
03:00 <johninja> i have one baby
03:00 <Serenity> so they need more money
03:00 <amelia> how old
03:00 <Serenity> he knoced up kelevra
03:00 <johninja> i don't mind kids tbh
03:00 <amelia> kelevra?
03:00 <johninja> like 14 months
03:00 <TheRon> whoops
03:00 <amelia> is she hot
03:00 <johninja> a bit
03:00 <Serenity> bassbabe85
04:00 <Serenity> mel
04:00 <dematerialised> there's hotter
04:00 <dematerialised> she wasn't ugly
04:00 <Serenity> filthy bitch
04:00 <amelia> the one everyone talks shit about
04:00 <Serenity> yeah she wasnt fat or ugly or anything
04:00 <Serenity> shes just a grotty bitch
04:00 <johninja> that doesn't narrow it down much
04:00 <Clarkson> u havnt had sex with a conscious woman in years
04:00 <johninja> lol Clarkson
04:00 <amelia> jus a dirty bitch?
04:00 <Clarkson> cause real gangsta ass niggas cant run fast
04:00 <johninja> i try not to say too much tbh
04:00 <Serenity> yer
04:00 <amelia> does johninja like dirty bitches
04:00 <johninja> well yeah
05:00 <Serenity> like.. homeless people have better personal hygene
05:00 <niop9> yes that's why he likes you piggy
05:00 <amelia> oh okies
05:00 <couleurs> she liked 2 play with poop
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <Serenity> who da fark was dat
05:00 <johninja> sniper
05:00 <Serenity> fkn drop and run
05:00 <dematerialised> niop = that guy that was here before
05:00 <dematerialised> joel
05:00 <amelia> i don't think i log on even once without someone calling me fat
05:00 <Serenity> prob
05:00 <amelia> that wasn't kunny
06:00 <Serenity> i cannt believe he said im fatter than lee
06:00 <Serenity> offended
06:00 <johninja> oh nah
06:00 <dematerialised> that was
06:00 <johninja> lees gut hangs out the bottom of her shirt
06:00 <dematerialised> niop = jelly = joel
06:00 <amelia> not kunny?
06:00 <Serenity> ok my gut does not hang out of anywhere
07:00 <johninja> joel shouldn't call anyone fat
07:00 <johninja> he's a fucking blob
08:00 <Serenity> hes a little chubby
08:00 <Serenity> he'd be bigger than me now tho i reckon
08:00 <amelia> i wouldn't say blob
08:00 <johninja> yeah he has 0 muscle definition
08:00 <Serenity> i want hot back
08:00 <amelia> still not blob
08:00 <Serenity> uh
08:00 <Serenity> I want a hot back*
09:00 <amelia> yes sexy backs are gud
09:00 <amelia> all the clothes n dresses can wear
09:00 <dematerialised> i often look at my back and go
09:00 <dematerialised> that's a sexy back
09:00 <Serenity> plz dnt bring it back
09:00 <amelia> FLauNT DaT BaCK
09:00 <dematerialised> i would say my best quality is my mole
10:00 <Serenity> i dont think ill ever have anything sexy unless someone donates 20 grand for plastic surgery
10:00 <Clarkson> tell her stup|D said yep and I was like "Dude I am going to so fuck ZaPBuzZ in the arse because I just got cowboy in me."
10:00 <amelia> mine would be my great, loving personality
10:00 <johninja> lol
10:00 <johninja> winning
10:00 <Serenity> no amelia, no.
10:00 <amelia> lies
10:00 <couleurs> who's a mole
11:00 <amelia> demats mole is a mole
11:00 <dematerialised> ^
11:00 <Serenity> hes just talking about his wife
11:00 <dematerialised> which wife
11:00 <dematerialised> i have several
11:00 <Serenity> iunno
11:00 <Serenity> whatever one is most mole like
11:00 <dematerialised> well actually i only have one now
11:00 <dematerialised> the other is dead to me
11:00 <amelia> the drive thru lady @ red rooster
11:00 <Serenity> haha
11:00 <Serenity> i need roughly 13 pineapple fritters from chicken treat
12:00 <amelia> yux
12:00 <dematerialised> and even that wife isn't being very wife-like either
12:00 <johninja> eh pineapple
12:00 <dematerialised> i think i might actually be divorced
12:00 <Serenity> lol
13:00 <Serenity> i wish i had a wife
13:00 <dematerialised> i just want someone to share a mortgage with me
13:00 <dematerialised> is that so much to ask
13:00 <johninja> i'm waiting until i move in a couple of months then i'll get a new one
14:00 <johninja> fresh meat~
14:00 <Serenity> dont knock this one up tho
14:00 <johninja> yeah
14:00 <johninja> i won't rush into that
14:00 <amelia> tip: condoms are useful
14:00 <couleurs> buy condoms
14:00 <couleurs> !twins
14:00 <dematerialised> tip: just dont jizz in her
14:00 <Serenity> remove her uterus
14:00 <johninja> hmm nah i'll make her get the implant
14:00 <dematerialised> ^
14:00 <couleurs> tip: of the penis
14:00 <amelia> haha
14:00 <Serenity> do it standing up
14:00 <johninja> or something
14:00 <amelia> you'll make her get implant?
15:00 <amelia> ok good luck wif dat
15:00 <Serenity> lol
15:00 <couleurs> get 2 double d implants
15:00 <johninja> yes i will coerce her
15:00 <Serenity> just do what joel would do
15:00 <Serenity> beat her up until she miscarries
15:00 <dematerialised> beat her until she submits
15:00 <amelia> jeezus
15:00 <dematerialised> hah
15:00 <couleurs> just use a coat hanger like i did
16:00 <couleurs> i mean what
16:00 <johninja> lol
16:00 <Serenity> those new dyson stick vacuums go alright
16:00 <amelia> wowsers bowsers
16:00 <johninja> well the old one did try drinking until she got rid of it
16:00 <Doodle> so does urmum
16:00 <johninja> but it didn't work
16:00 <Serenity> so does ur dad
16:00 <Doodle> eehehee
16:00 <amelia> fuck me dead
16:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
16:00 <Doodle> u offering amelia
16:00 <Doodle> ?
16:00 <amelia> i am alife
17:00 <Doodle> thats a start
17:00 <Serenity> cannot believe im still hung over
17:00 <Serenity> this drinking business is rigged
17:00 <Doodle> cannot believe im still hung
17:00 <johninja> yeh you need to keep the tollerance up
17:00 <Serenity> prove it
17:00 <dematerialised> i wish it weren't illegal to have sex with dead people, i'd hang out at morgues more often
17:00 <Doodle> ok
17:00 <Clarkson> so its the same shit xm
17:00 <robot> amelia has a huge head
17:00 <robot> jus sayin
18:00 <Serenity> you spelled tits wrong
18:00 <Doodle> lol
18:00 <dematerialised> yeah she has impressive chesticles
18:00 <johninja> i don't even know what she looks like but i'd still hit it
18:00 <johninja> just to piss joel off
18:00 <amelia> leave ma big head out of dis
18:00 <Serenity> i hope she gets pregnant with triplets and her body ends up looking like an empty cow
18:00 <amelia> why would it piss joel off
18:00 <johninja> lmao
18:00 <johninja> he gets mad when i get chicks
18:00 <amelia> godamnit Serenity why would you wish that on me
19:00 <Serenity> because im jealous
20:00 <robot> ok i'll leave your head out of it
20:00 <robot> show us yer tits
20:00 <johninja> that reminds me of the scene in rob roy where he hides in the dead cow
21:00 <morgoth> https://imgflip.com/i/14iy0o
22:00 <dematerialised> anybody giving back rubs atm?
22:00 <johninja> lol that was a crazy ass meme
22:00 <Clarkson> u sexy BEAST
22:00 <couleurs> i'm an ass meme
22:00 <johninja> ty
23:00 <dematerialised> fucking hell it's like a blizzard out there
23:00 <Clarkson> hes a fuckin tARD
24:00 <dematerialised> yeah fuck you too Clarkson i will fucking come to your house rip out your intestines and fuck your throathole
24:00 <Clarkson> Some vaginas are ugly cheeseburger cunts
24:00 <johninja> stop vagina shaming Clarkson
24:00 <Clarkson> you have it all ass up, lee.
24:00 <robot> do you have an ugly cheeseburger cunt, Clarkson?
24:00 <Clarkson> there was another retard before you fawks 
25:00 <johninja> they are all buetiful in their own way
25:00 <couleurs> !talk 289
25:00 <Serenity> i wish knifebunny was still around sometimes
25:00 <robot> oh dear.
25:00 <robot> colours is broken
25:00 <Serenity> he could draw a big head fat amelia
25:00 <johninja> i still chat with kb
25:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> wotdahexagon
25:00 <couleurs> he's on my twitter i called him goth and made him cry
25:00 <robot> i wunt sum chocolates
25:00 <Serenity> i miss him
26:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> he would draw me fat & make my head bigger?
26:00 <johninja> he's a pretty busy boy
26:00 <johninja> doin good tho
26:00 <Serenity> he used to draw funny little pics of everyone amelia
26:00 <Serenity> dey was cute
26:00 <johninja> yeah
27:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> ohhhh
27:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker and I looked like a UK punk couple from the 80s
27:00 <Serenity> it was weird
27:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> haha
27:00 <johninja> lol he probably wasn't far off
28:00 <Serenity> EXCUSE ME
28:00 <Serenity> thats rude
28:00 <johninja> sif
28:00 <couleurs> what do you mean looked
28:00 <Serenity> nah i think he did it cause paul had his mohawk then
28:00 <johninja> yeah and the died hair and peicings etc
28:00 <Serenity> i probably had some weird coloured hair
28:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> green
28:00 <johninja> yeah, you can see how he got that impression
28:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> hulk head
28:00 <Serenity> i have never had green hair cuntfce
29:00 <Doodle> i have
29:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> ok but your sizzler pic says otherwise
29:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIGMUAMevH0 
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - The Impression That I Get Views: 7,271,383 Uploader: MightyMightyBossVEVO Uploaded: Jul 13, 2010 Duration: 3m16s Rating: 4.89
29:00 <Serenity> closest to green we've had was probably ShadowLurker's turquoise hair
30:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> tortoise hair
30:00 <dematerialised> ah yes, the sizzler pic
30:00 <couleurs> TuRTLe^HEaD
30:00 <Serenity> i wonder who found that pic and decided it was me
30:00 <Serenity> so weird
30:00 <dematerialised> haha\
30:00 <Serenity> me and maurice no less
30:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> sizzler pic is def my fave pic of Serenity
31:00 <dematerialised> im pretty sure amelia decided it was you on her own
31:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> AAHAHAHA
31:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> nah
31:00 <Serenity> nahh one of the trolls from cats was posting it
31:00 <dematerialised> lol
31:00 <Serenity> saying it was me and lori
31:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> no it wasn't from cats
31:00 <Serenity> lori and i have never met rofl
31:00 <dematerialised> those idiots think my name is ash
31:00 <dematerialised> and i drive a wrx
31:00 <Serenity> well i live in qld
31:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> the person posted it and i really thought it was you
32:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> but den faux said it wasn't
32:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> #ruinedmylife
32:00 <couleurs> hey ash cool wrx wanna rays
32:00 <dematerialised> good
32:00 <dematerialised> yes couleurs bro let me switch on sport mode
32:00 <dematerialised> i actually do like wrx's though, mid-nineties models
33:00 <dematerialised> bropopopopoppororporporpoporporp
33:00 <Serenity> im so offended you really thought that was me
33:00 <Serenity> like.. so offended
33:00 <johninja> i wouldn't mind a wrx
33:00 <couleurs> yea i was going 2 buy 1 but i didn't like the interior
33:00 <johninja> they are pretty sweet on the dirt
33:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> dis was from a long time ago remember
33:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> i think i found it so funny i wanted it to be true
34:00 <johninja> mum said i need a wheel alighnment because my ass end keeps dragging around every corner
34:00 <robot> amelia would you like to get me some chocolate?
34:00 <johninja> it's quite intentional
34:00 <dematerialised> lol
34:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> would you like to fuck off
34:00 <dematerialised> i would also like some chocolate
34:00 <robot> no
34:00 <dematerialised> thanks amelia
34:00 <Serenity> me2
34:00 <robot> but i would like you to get me some chocoalte.
34:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> I'm busy turning my big head ok
34:00 <dematerialised> when you turn your big head does it make wooshing sounds
34:00 <johninja> one time robot offered me a chocolate and i don't remember much
34:00 <robot> ok see u next week
34:00 <johninja> woke up the next morning with a sore ass
35:00 <robot> ye
35:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> swishy pants
35:00 <robot> drugged ya
35:00 <dematerialised> wooshy head
35:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> swish swish swish
35:00 <dematerialised> woosh woosh woosh
35:00 <robot> was the only way we could get u to do ur emergency colonoscopy
35:00 <dematerialised> you wish your pants swished like mine do
35:00 <robot> what
35:00 <robot> yes
35:00 <robot> i'm jealous of that
36:00 <dematerialised> next time i see amelia i will be like "swish swish motherfucker"
36:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> SWiSH SWiSH
36:00 <johninja> nothin but net
37:00 <dematerialised> how do you wash a shirt without having to use the washing machine
37:00 <dematerialised> someome please advise
37:00 <couleurs> basin or bath tub
37:00 <johninja> turn it inside out and use lots of deoderant
37:00 <johninja> works for undies
37:00 <dematerialised> i need new undies
37:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> ok dunno cos dats boring
37:00 <dematerialised> every single pair i own are stained or have holes where my nutsack goes
37:00 <Clarkson> why cant i just be a small cunt
38:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> sort your nuts out
38:00 <dematerialised> its because they are so big they just wear em out
38:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> so saggy they rub against and cause holes
39:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> rub rub rub
39:00 <johninja> you seem to be draining them enough
39:00 <dematerialised> yep
39:00 <johninja> not sure what the problem is
39:00 <dematerialised> ive got a lot of love to give
39:00 <dematerialised> what can i say
40:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrTu4dFr-Ow 
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dance-Nas Views: 544,217 Uploader: Akomplice3 Uploaded: Oct 7, 2008 Duration: 3m35s Rating: 4.90
43:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/Gw79smKZB9E
43:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: GRAVITY - Exclusive Alternate Scene (Redefines Entire Movie) Views: 5,947,903 Uploader: Krishna Shenoi Uploaded: Apr 1, 2014 Duration: 1m13s Rating: 4.89
43:00 <couleurs> still funny
44:00 <dematerialised> lol
44:00 <dematerialised> but how is he breathing
44:00 <dematerialised> this raises more questions than it answers
44:00 <johninja> man was not meant to leave this earth inna no tin can
44:00 <nubbymcnu> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIfcKy-VcXo
44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Harry Roy & His Orchestra "My Girl's Pussy" (1931) Views: 756,862 Uploader: heavymetalprophecy Uploaded: Sep 10, 2008 Duration: 3m16s Rating: 4.94
45:00 <couleurs> Heard It.
45:00 <couleurs> Next
45:00 <nubbymcnu> hear it again
45:00 <couleurs> ok!!!!!!
46:00 <johninja> woah 1931
46:00 <couleurs> he sings about her cat not her vagina
46:00 <couleurs> SPOILERS
46:00 <johninja> hmm
47:00 <nubbymcnu> not so sure
47:00 <nubbymcnu> they were dirty fucks back then
47:00 <johninja> yeah they just had to keep it on the down low
47:00 <johninja> like green door
47:00 <johninja> its pretty obvious they are talkin bout a drug den
47:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Shakin' Stevens - Oh Julie.mp3 (2.3MB 128kbps Stereo 2:30)
48:00 <Doodle> oh
48:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Shakin' Stevens - Green Door.mp3 (6.33MB 128kbps Stereo 6:54)
48:00 <Doodle> better
48:00 <johninja> nice
48:00 <Doodle> got the record m8
51:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/MalLny7MT6E
51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: It's Morphin' Time!!! Views: 485,019 Uploader: spdrcr5 Uploaded: Aug 23, 2013 Duration: 0m18s Rating: 4.72
52:00 <couleurs> tyranersaurus
57:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9C7ilAVQ_I
57:00 <dematerialised> even better
57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: It's Morphin Time! - Zeo Style - Views: 711,058 Uploader: zachwisor Uploaded: Oct 17, 2008 Duration: 0m15s Rating: 4.18
57:00 <dematerialised> uh oh i  can hear the church bells
57:00 <dematerialised> shit is about to go down
57:00 <dematerialised> brb
57:00 <Clarkson> speaking of gay
57:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <couleurs> wow that guy more advanced
58:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaZDPpqy3gQ 
58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: RZA - Do You Hear The Bells Views: 55,009 Uploader: damirtennis Uploaded: Aug 24, 2010 Duration: 11m19s Rating: 4.84
09:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y43XLVqjytQ 
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark - Electricity Views: 1,619,971 Uploader: OMDVEVO Uploaded: Sep 20, 2010 Duration: 3m31s Rating: 4.92
10:00 <couleurs> i'm getting deeper and deeper into my youtube favourites... i'm reliving treasures from 2010
13:00 <johninja> naw nigga
13:00 <johninja> OMD is from 80s
13:00 <johninja> just cranking through a playlist i made when i was igh
13:00 <Serenity> gawd i had the hell playlists happening last night on youtube
13:00 <Clarkson> your disgusting smegma foreskin ewwwwwww
14:00 <Maurice> Lol me too
14:00 <dematerialised> alright time to go on my adventure
14:00 <dematerialised> i might do
14:00 <dematerialised> if i do, i hate you all
14:00 <dematerialised> you were never good
15:00 <Serenity> text me a pic of your knob in a strange place
15:00 <johninja> lol
15:00 <johninja> thanks dad
17:00 <johninja> why did Serenity and Maurice never meet up for booze and music and hot lesbian sex?
17:00 <johninja> one of lifes greater mysteries
17:00 <Serenity> because Maurice is a bitch
17:00 <Clarkson> Go to hell BloodVomit 
17:00 <Maurice> :o
17:00 <Serenity> she only let me meet her sister
17:00 <Maurice> Because it would end up in lube and bad decisions
17:00 <Serenity> its true
18:00 <johninja> lol
18:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> you met her sister and not her?
18:00 <Serenity> yer her sister sold me some books
18:00 <johninja> you have to go through the sister 1st
18:00 <Maurice> It's not like I live with her, christ
20:00 <Serenity> haha
23:00 <johninja> eww now my hand is covered in grease
23:00 <johninja> just what the fuck have you been rollin in
24:00 <Doggy> poo
24:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> Serenitys vagina
24:00 <johninja> explains the smell too
24:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> yea it does
24:00 <johninja> woah
24:00 <johninja> hey don't you bring me into that
24:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> wot
24:00 <johninja> cheeky bugger
26:00 <Serenity> excuse you
26:00 <Serenity> so RUDE
26:00 <johninja> do you still have the little german sheppard Doggy?
26:00 <johninja> they are cute as fuck pups
27:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> he is completely out of line isn't he
27:00 <Doggy> sold it
27:00 <johninja> ah ok
28:00 <Serenity> is that kunnydew
28:00 <johninja> indeed
29:00 <Serenity> stop changing your nick you dodgy fuck
30:00 <johninja> he's becoming a better person
30:00 <Doggy> shut up bowen mate knock ya
30:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY2ekm_krNU 
30:00 <Serenity> can you not
30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Robbie Williams - Better Man Views: 12,296,201 Uploader: Mies10 Uploaded: Nov 23, 2007 Duration: 3m27s Rating: 4.91
30:00 <johninja> thats not very good impulse control joel
31:00 <Serenity> control joel
34:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/MlZnbagyj6c
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dexter - Travis "Hello, whore." Views: 44,877 Uploader: JokerB117 Uploaded: Dec 6, 2011 Duration: 0m9s Rating: 4.86
35:00 <faux> right who's got their butts out
35:00 <Floss> YAR!
35:00 <faux> hi flossy
36:00 <Floss> hihi
36:00 <faux> hows it
36:00 <Floss> ive been sewing and fucking around with beads
36:00 <faux> nice 1
36:00 <Floss> the weather is craaaazy atm
36:00 <Serenity> anal beads
36:00 <faux> what you creatin
36:00 <faux> g
36:00 <Floss> yeh sewing anal beads
36:00 <faux> have you ever used anal beads sez
37:00 <Doggy> sew some for meels
37:00 <Serenity> ye
37:00 <faux> is it weird
37:00 <Floss> lol remember when those chunky necklaces were in fashion
37:00 <Doggy> meels big titties
37:00 <Serenity> it is a bit not really my fave thing tbh
37:00 <Floss> all i thought of was lol anal beads are jewelery now
37:00 <faux> do you enjoy anal
37:00 <Serenity> sometimes
37:00 <Serenity> but they dont feel like anal
37:00 <faux> and how does it compare
37:00 <faux> oh
37:00 <Floss> D:
37:00 <faux> yes
37:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> wotdahexagon is happening right now
38:00 <Floss> I cant do it
38:00 <Serenity> it literally feels like farting out beads
38:00 <Serenity> its weird
38:00 <Floss> it feels like backwards poops
38:00 <faux> i feel like itll be like pooping
38:00 <faux> ye
38:00 <faux> i enjoy poopin though
38:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> is it Q&A on Serenity&Anal
38:00 <faux> so who knows
38:00 <Serenity> faux thinks im a sex encylopedia
38:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <Floss> brodys ahem...girth..prevents it from happening
38:00 <Serenity> and a food one too
38:00 <faux> no its just a discussion cos she mentions anal beads
38:00 <faux> u r me food mom
39:00 <faux> dont h8
39:00 <Serenity> i spose not everyones comfortable talking about anal rofl
39:00 <Serenity> im all casual about it lol
39:00 <faux> yeah idc
39:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> I didn't have a go
39:00 <Floss> does poop come out?
39:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> its jus a different topic
39:00 <faux> im open about discussing whatevs tbh
39:00 <Serenity> generally no
39:00 <faux> ew floss
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <Floss> i thought it was fairly normal to get a bit of poop on the old helmet
39:00 <Clarkson> they mostly pay PR people to do that shit
39:00 <faux> thats what also scares me about anal 
40:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> i literally patted puppy then looked at IRC and there was talk about farting out anal beeds
40:00 <faux> pooey dicks. 
40:00 <faux> lmao
40:00 <Floss> lol
40:00 <Floss> THIS IS IMPORTANT INFO
40:00 <Serenity> well its not my dick i dont care
40:00 <Floss> hahahaha
40:00 <Floss> nice
40:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> i mean poop on dick is pretty much casualties of war
40:00 <faux> i know a dude whos friend boned some slut and she shat all over his cock and stomach
40:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> but i don't think thats right
40:00 <faux> and then they started dating.
41:00 <Serenity> oh my god faux.. no
41:00 <faux> love at first shite.
41:00 <Serenity> roflll
41:00 <Serenity> how embarassing
41:00 <faux> bad
41:00 <faux> also
41:00 <faux> she fucked 3 of his mates 
41:00 <Serenity> lol wow
41:00 <faux> same day 
41:00 <faux> like they all took turns
41:00 <faux> .
41:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> she sounds like a real catch
41:00 <Serenity> and he was like damn i need me a bit of dat
41:00 <Serenity> lol
41:00 <faux> im like who is this slut i wanna shit onher doorstep
42:00 <faux> yeah theu obv loosened her bowels
42:00 <faux> he got th worst of it
42:00 <faux> but then to date her?
42:00 <faux> weird.
42:00 <faux> lol
42:00 <Serenity> far out lol
42:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> def has high standards
42:00 <Serenity> im really not sure i could deal with shit on me
42:00 <Clarkson> you can fix mistakes with a fucking eraser too dude
42:00 <faux> you cant erase poop clarky
42:00 <Clarkson> What a slut he is
42:00 <faux> oh
43:00 <Floss> i dreamed i had to poo in the washing machine
43:00 <faux> lmao
43:00 <Floss> thats just what you did when the toilet didnt work
43:00 <faux> you are special floss
43:00 <faux> i enjoy it.
43:00 <Serenity> lol
43:00 <Floss> then the toilet started working again but id allready done a little poop
43:00 <Floss> so i wiped it up with some tp and put it in the toilet
43:00 <Floss> weird dream
43:00 <faux> lol
44:00 <faux> is wine and icecream weird
44:00 <faux> im drinking wine but want some frozen yogs
44:00 <Serenity> nope
44:00 <Floss> but you had to kind of aim your bum at the back corner of the machine
44:00 <Floss> if you just pooped in the middle you were a monster
44:00 <Serenity> I think we have enough information floss
44:00 <Serenity> lol
44:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> FROZEN YOGHURT
44:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> don't even fuckin
44:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> wow
44:00 <Floss> lol sharing
44:00 <faux> what
44:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> Yoghurt Land
44:00 <faux> WHAT
45:00 <faux> oh
45:00 <faux> buy them
45:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> i had it first time ever when went syd
45:00 <faux> theyre the bulla frozen yoghurt ministix
45:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> and been craving and missing ever since
45:00 <Serenity> dey sah gud
45:00 <faux> theyre amaze
45:00 <faux> low cal and sug
45:00 <Floss> my dream poop was pretty much a dead ringer to my real poop though
45:00 <Floss> good job brain
45:00 <faux> stop typing floss
45:00 <Serenity> i found diet portello
45:00 <faux> yeah that's the only one i get
45:00 <Floss> lol sorry
45:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> ok but i want frozen yogurt topped with m&ms and cheesecake pieces and choc sauce and 20 other sugary toppings
45:00 <faux> diet rite or sonethinh??
46:00 <Serenity> yeah
46:00 <Serenity> its actually really good
46:00 <faux> nomm
46:00 <faux> yeah love it
46:00 <faux> you have been added to my Portello list
46:00 <Floss> oh is that the grape drink
46:00 <faux> no one i knew liked it cept doodle and amsy
46:00 <Serenity> you could drink the whole bottle and it would be like 60 calories
46:00 <Floss> brody drank a whole bottle in one sitting last night
47:00 <Floss> he reckons the diet rite one tastes like arse
47:00 <faux> theyre delish
48:00 <Floss> is it like ribena
48:00 <Floss> i never got a look in :/
48:00 <faux> similar 
48:00 <faux> but um
48:00 <Serenity> full strength soft drink tastes like shit to me now
48:00 <faux> fizzy
48:00 <faux> lol
48:00 <Serenity> syrupy and yuck
48:00 <Floss> ive put some ribena in mineral water
48:00 <faux> o ye
49:00 <faux> ribena tastes a bit berrier to me
49:00 <faux> Portello is rapier
49:00 <faux> grapiet
49:00 <faux> r
49:00 <faux> fuck.
49:00 <Floss> weve got a rainwater tank for drinking i find that i prefer that to any soft drink
49:00 <faux> lol
49:00 <Serenity> its the algae
49:00 <faux> wotd u call me
50:00 <Floss> u wot m8
50:00 <faux> ill show u algae
50:00 <Serenity> :E
50:00 <Floss> tea tastes better with rainwater i reckon
50:00 <faux> look floss i think its about time u show me ur boobs
50:00 <Floss> Look faux, no
50:00 <Serenity> agree
50:00 <faux> oh
51:00 <Floss> i would need too much direction
51:00 <faux> bit racist
53:00 <Floss> what are you some kinda racist cunt?
53:00 <Floss> what are you some kinda window cunt?
58:00 <robot> super racist.
58:00 <robot> you squinty-eyed fuck.
58:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on
59:00 <Immutable> racism is rong
59:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> no its not
59:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> its part of life everyday
59:00 <Immutable> triggered
59:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> we all judge others
01:00 <Immutable> I don't have the capacity to judge
01:00 <Immutable> and therefore I am the least racist person here you asian fuck
02:00 <robot> lol
02:00 <robot> "you asian fuck"
03:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im quite racidt
03:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> racist
03:00 <MrMark> sexy george
03:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> mainly against whites
03:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> dont see why they are in asia myself
04:00 <beehhh> igot a job at alberta m8
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> theres plenty of potatoes in england
04:00 <Immutable> eventually whites will take over asia
04:00 <beehhh> looking after some lady
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> go back to eating those roots
04:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> and unseasoned food
05:00 <beehhh> white will have an alien craft
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i actually show islanders and abos respect here
05:00 <beehhh> nohar's rack
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> cos they are the people of the pacific..
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> while is whites little respect
05:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> new zelanders mauri
05:00 <Immutable> an abo once called me brother then put some human excrement on my shoe
05:00 <Immutable> respect
06:00 <beehhh> wish i was white myself so i could get any asian women i want to root
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> whites r just residents in this land
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> they have no claim
06:00 <Immutable> lol
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> beeh u are like me asian friend
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hes wants very hard to be white
06:00 <beehhh> this guy in asian street meat made an album
06:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> cos he grew up in aus but is vietnamese
07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> hes very racist against his own race ...like beeh
07:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> self hate 
07:00 <beehhh> no i dont
07:00 <Immutable> asians have no claim to asia
07:00 <beehhh> what makes me angry when being quite doesnt solve any issue then i speak up
08:00 <beehhh> quiet
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i say to my viet mate.. jesus u r so brainwashed.. u realised that even white aussies r brainwashed that 95% of what they believe is not even fact
08:00 <Immutable> I believe that the australopithecines are the original inhabitants of china
08:00 <Immutable> and far superior to any asian
08:00 <beehhh> irc is not healthy
08:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> if you look at your history and human ancestory... they have very little right to say they are superior to you or they even belong here
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> lots of what whites belive is made up to excuse themselves
09:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> they say rice is an insult to asian
10:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> and potato is king
10:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> lol.. u know rice is a food only a wealthy land can produce
10:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> potato is a root from americas they feed to animals
10:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> only thing will grow in england or these people starve
11:00 <couleurs> oh god it's georgeandwell and beehhh hour again
11:00 <couleurs> the 2 biggest idiets oneline
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> white guys calls me gook rice eater.. then he goes eat some carrot and potatoe unseasoned... primitive food
12:00 <Serenity> agreed
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> you know why there was tea and spice trade?
13:00 <couleurs> the worst part about him is that he thinks he's smart and/or right
13:00 <faux> he talks too much
13:00 <couleurs> he just talks to himself
13:00 <faux> beehhh irl
13:00 <faux> beehhhandwell
14:00 <couleurs> at least beehhh leaves when you mention his gf had a dick
14:00 <faux> lmao
14:00 <faux> yeah thats why i pnly banned one
14:00 <faux> beehhh leaves after 5 mins
14:00 <couleurs> bye beehhh 
15:00 <Serenity> i bet his gf still has the dick
17:00 <couleurs> his and hers
17:00 <couleurs> double-dick
18:00 <Serenity> matching his and hers dickjazzle
18:00 <beehhh> nobody could love me like a ts did
19:00 <robot> RITE
19:00 <beehhh> kill me with all these bullets, im still the happiest person to die
19:00 <robot> whos gettin their tits out
19:00 <Doggy> beehhh knock ya out fool
19:00 <robot> knock ya block off
19:00 <Doggy> meels tits for the boys out!
19:00 <beehhh> im a lover not a fighter anymore
22:00 <johninja> lol
23:00 <johninja> Doggy you aren't controlling yourself very well mate
23:00 <johninja> your probation officer won't appreciate it
23:00 <Doggy> fuck him, ill chin the cunt
23:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> calm down HuLK PaNTeeZ
24:00 <Doggy> meels
24:00 <Doggy> tits out
24:00 <Clarkson> Frightened they will tell you to fuck off??
24:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> green panteez out
24:00 <BiGHeaDMeLia> do it
24:00 <beehhh> my wife...my queen...my norell
24:00 <beehhh> faux??
25:00 <Doggy> i have cones
25:00 <Doggy> and mc kenna bourbons
25:00 <beehhh> alan stkilda
26:00 <faux> ?
30:00 <xm> beehhh: Norell is very beautiful. do you proudly tell people when they say, "Norell is such a stunning lady!" that "Thanks. Would you believe she was once a boy?"
42:00 <johninja> lol
42:00 <Doggy> john china up bud
44:00 <xm> johninja, i read about something interesting yesterday i didnt know before
45:00 <xm> Pyramids in Egypt were mostly smooth until 1000 years ago, then the caliphate took away most of the ones on the surface for construction purposes elsewhere
45:00 <xm> that's why they look more unsmooth now except for near the top
45:00 <xm> now that's fricken amazing engineering
46:00 <xm> i thought it was from the harsh weather
47:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah, apparently they were all capped over, all smooth and different colors too
52:00 <robot> ye
57:00 <johninja> thats rad
58:00 <johninja> pyramids are cool
00:00 <johninja> you can kinda see hey used to be a different surface from that bit at the top yeah
00:00 <johninja> napoleon vandalised the fuck out of them
00:00 <Clarkson> lasrt thing we need is all these little balck fellas fucking up windows 7
00:00 <johninja> used them for target practice for his cannons etc
00:00 <johninja> what a douche
00:00 <amelia> such a productive night
01:00 <amelia> i plucked ma brows, wot about u guys??????????????
01:00 <johninja> well i did offer to impregnate you
01:00 <johninja> oh ok
01:00 <amelia> ok next time offer me a burrito
01:00 <johninja> yeah had some beers, dinner, the usual
01:00 <amelia> not a stupid baby
01:00 <amelia> capiche?
02:00 <johninja> understood
02:00 <johninja> do you have to pluck out any other facial hairs?
02:00 <johninja> watching my ex pluck out her chin hairs wasn't very attractive
02:00 <amelia> no
02:00 <amelia> jeezus
03:00 <johninja> yeah i'm never going out with the tuckshop lady again
03:00 <amelia> i get dem threaded but jus in between threading sessions i pluck dem for tidyness
03:00 <amelia> tuckshop lady?
03:00 <johninja> lol
03:00 <amelia> fat arms?
03:00 <johninja> yes
03:00 <johninja> she conned me with the offer of leftover food
04:00 <johninja> who can turn down an offer like that really
04:00 <amelia> this is true
04:00 <amelia> if she wasn't a psycho i sure you could lool past her arms
04:00 <amelia> look
05:00 <johninja> of course
05:00 <johninja> i prefer to think of them as wings
05:00 <amelia> jeezus
05:00 <johninja> like a fallen angel or a caged bird
06:00 <amelia> that part is really hard to lose fat from
06:00 <amelia> stubborn fat
06:00 <johninja> well even if you do there is still all the lose skin
06:00 <amelia> TRiCePS
06:00 <amelia> yeah
06:00 <johninja> i guess you would have to build mscle mass
06:00 <nubbymcnu> yo momma makes me lose fat real quick
06:00 <johninja> and then you look like the fuckin hulk
06:00 <amelia> even still its very hard
06:00 <faux> flap away during a fight
07:00 <amelia> and will never tone for some peeps
13:00 <faux> meelies
13:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/6Ta6D_Hz_zs
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: My Breakfast Burrito | Byron Talbott Views: 479,044 Uploader: ByronTalbott Uploaded: Feb 5, 2015 Duration: 5m26s Rating: 4.95
14:00 <embri0n>  playing a big festival today, was worried about the bass amp, got this  >>> http://i.imgur.com/hNyjUCy.jpg
14:00 <embri0n> Kingfisha is also playing there 
14:00 <Serenity> john should show us his parts
15:00 <Serenity> hi wb
15:00 <johninja> hey, thanks
15:00 <johninja> thought it just died
16:00 <amelia> BREAKFAST BURRITO
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <johninja> is that the ones with bacon and eggs etc?
16:00 <johninja> they are pretty yum
17:00 <amelia> jfjsksieyeychdmsisy
17:00 <robot> ye?
17:00 <johninja> do you know where i put me socks robot?
17:00 <johninja> getting cold tootsies
17:00 <robot> ye
18:00 <amelia> robot wanked into dem
18:00 <robot> na
18:00 <Serenity> hehehe tootsies
20:00 <robot> who wants to play hide n seek
20:00 <robot> ill join some hidden channels n u find me
21:00 <amelia> ok go
21:00 <johninja> i hid in the laundry under the sink for two hours last time
21:00 <amelia> but you haf to leave dis chan
21:00 <johninja> and you said you gave up after 20 minutes
21:00 <johninja> and just watched tv
21:00 <johninja> never again
21:00 <robot> amelia u go first
21:00 <amelia> no u fuk
21:00 <robot> i promise i'll leave when u do
22:00 <amelia> no fuk u i got better things to do den put up wif your shit
22:00 <faux> lollllllll
22:00 <robot> calm down amelia!!!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <robot> yummm
22:00 <faux> oh did it yet to you
22:00 <robot> may i please hgave some?
22:00 <faux> get
22:00 <faux> good
22:00 <amelia> DONT TELL ME TO CLAM DOWN!?!#-$--$-3
22:00 <robot> k
22:00 <robot> but
22:00 <robot> can i have some rice pudding
23:00 <amelia> when you go off and someone tells you to clam down
23:00 <amelia> fuckin dumb
23:00 <johninja> lol
23:00 <amelia> no you can't have any
23:00 <amelia> you need to watch your figure
23:00 <robot> k
23:00 <faux> that reminds me
23:00 <faux> i have a pic for amelia
23:00 <robot> is it of your butt
24:00 <amelia> ok show @ me
24:00 <amelia> i luff pics
24:00 <robot> amelia in english language, @ not ncessry
24:00 <amelia> fuck off @ you robot
24:00 <robot> fiesty
24:00 <amelia> completely ruining my rice pudding experience
24:00 <amelia> like a fuckwit
24:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/yKsmb65
24:00 <faux> lmao
24:00 <faux> fuckin SuSaN
24:00 <Clarkson> these dirty great machines are fucking scary
25:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAAHHA
25:00 <amelia> fuckin susan
25:00 <Clarkson> smack that cunt right in the????
25:00 <amelia> useless cow
25:00 <faux> lolllllll
25:00 <faux> FaT SuSaN
25:00 <faux> FaT TaYLoR has been MIA
26:00 <amelia> oh yeh
27:00 <amelia> where has that lil tart frolicked off to
27:00 <amelia> prob takin naked selfies wif her nokia
27:00 <amelia> who am i to interrupt
28:00 <robot> lol i found something i was gonna send ya, faux
28:00 <robot> http://imgur.com/gallery/Ft5Ej
28:00 <couleurs> yeh but where's amsy.......
28:00 <amelia> k we were actually discussing very important topics
29:00 <amelia> before you interrupted with your nonsense
30:00 <robot> amelia is in quite the fiesty mood tonight
30:00 <amelia> i am jus playing
32:00 <robot> suuuure
32:00 <robot> i should watch a movie or something
33:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
33:00 <amelia> summoned
33:00 <couleurs> just playing
33:00 <couleurs> FiFa
37:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hiiii
50:00 <Serenity> o/
50:00 <robot> HI SERENTY
51:00 <Serenity> hi
51:00 <Doodle> very
52:00 <robot> hello Doodle
53:00 <Doodle> hai robot
53:00 <johninja> fine i'll just do it
53:00 <johninja> hi Blitzkrieg
54:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sup 
54:00 <johninja> not much man
54:00 <johninja> how about you
54:00 <Blitzkrieg> Same
54:00 <Blitzkrieg> Phones about to die
55:00 <Serenity> im looking at boobies
55:00 <Serenity> how good are boobies
55:00 <Doodle> theyre ok i guess
55:00 <johninja> the best
56:00 <johninja> i decided to take my soccer team on a tour of africa for the pre season
56:00 <Serenity> i need a pair to rest my face in
56:00 <johninja> doing ghana, ivory coast and nigeria then down to south africa
56:00 <johninja> fun times
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> Mmmm boobs
56:00 <Clarkson> i bet he'd be a great fuck
56:00 <robot> yea me 2 Serenity
57:00 <Serenity> wanna go halves?
58:00 <robot> yea
58:00 <johninja> well i guess two is a bit of a luxury
58:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=891124531015537&id=821533991307925
58:00 <faux> wow
59:00 <amelia> ass is better den boobies
59:00 <Clarkson> He'd not be able to wipe his asshole
59:00 <johninja> i uhh
59:00 <johninja> yeah butts are good
59:00 <johninja> i like a nice neck personally
00:00 <amelia> ok count dracula
00:00 <Serenity> be that as it may, id rather put my face between some tits than between an ass
00:00 <amelia> fair call
03:00 <Doodle> depends on the ass
03:00 <Doodle> and whether i've cleaned me teeth
03:00 <robot> u know what i like
03:00 <robot> i like to move it move it!
03:00 <johninja> penguins
03:00 <johninja> oh
03:00 <robot> i like to....
03:00 <robot> move it!
03:00 <faux> homo
04:00 <robot> excuse me
04:00 <Serenity> o
10:00 <couleurs> picken me nose atm n u?
10:00 <robot> ye?
11:00 <robot> rn im playin chess against a chinese suprcomputer
11:00 <robot> 128,000 simultaneous games
12:00 <johninja> nice
12:00 <couleurs> That's Nice, Dear.
13:00 <johninja> there is a guy from NZ that can play 12 at once blind
13:00 <johninja> but 128,000 is much more impressive
13:00 <Serenity> http://imgur.com/AAGR12G nsfw
14:00 <amelia> http://m.imgur.com/Bic3qzu
14:00 <amelia> too spicy too spicy
14:00 <nubbymcnu> wait wait
14:00 <nubbymcnu> are those balls?
15:00 <couleurs> FaT^TiNa
15:00 <nubbymcnu> or frankengina
16:00 <nubbymcnu> i can play 1 game at a time and probably lose
16:00 <nubbymcnu> but i can also drive a car
17:00 <couleurs> drive this 8=======D
17:00 <johninja> you you are supposed to be able to visualise the grid pattern in your head and where all the peices are to be a great chess player
17:00 <johninja> all the chess books have the layouts like that
17:00 <johninja> say e2 to e6
18:00 <johninja> its fuckin hard
18:00 <nubbymcnu> yeah it's psycho
18:00 <couleurs> thx i workin' on it
19:00 <nubbymcnu> cause your brain only holds 7 things in memory + - 2
19:00 <nubbymcnu> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Magical_Number_Seven,_Plus_or_Minus_Two
22:00 <johninja> there are some freaks out their
22:00 <johninja> one guy in america could memorize a phonebook overnight
22:00 <johninja> but he was incapable of caring for himself
22:00 <robot> excuse me what colour undies r u all wearin
23:00 <Serenity> not wearin any
23:00 <johninja> blue and white striped boxers
23:00 <robot> reoowwwww
23:00 <Maurice> None for me
23:00 <robot> black boxahs
23:00 <Maurice> I am free balling
23:00 <Doodle> red jocks
23:00 <robot> reoowwwwwwwww
23:00 <Doodle> ino
24:00 <couleurs> Not Tellin'
24:00 <Doodle> couleurs is wearin a g-banger
24:00 <robot> niice
24:00 <Maurice> I bet he's wearing it backwards too
24:00 <Doodle> loool
25:00 <couleurs> HehEheh
26:00 <couleurs> Ouch!!!!!!!!
27:00 <amelia> cereals if you had to choose between amsy or fifa, wot would you choose
27:00 <robot> "pizza"
27:00 <couleurs> pizza
28:00 <amelia> o
29:00 <robot> amelia i have a v importent q to ask u
29:00 <robot> what colour udnies r u wearin
29:00 <amelia> go awae i still mad @ chu for eating last yogo
30:00 <robot> i didnt
30:00 <amelia> hasghtag fuknrude
30:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/yZs7hUL.jpg
33:00 <robot> just half eaten burritos gross
33:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/HonXCxF.jpg
33:00 <amelia> sif its very clean fridge
33:00 <faux> sif she'd half eat a burrito 
33:00 <Doodle> thats like half eating a vagina
33:00 <amelia> also good point faux
34:00 <Doodle> it just isnt done
34:00 <robot> om nom nom
34:00 <faux> how is it done Doodle 
34:00 <faux> demonstration pls
34:00 <Doodle> swing by
34:00 <amelia> so who's fridge are you really looking in huh??????????????????????
34:00 <amelia> ye dats wot i thought
35:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/ZVJ9Uo4.jpg
35:00 <amelia> his teeth are amazing
35:00 <Doodle> my fridge smells of rich mahogany and contains many leatherbound books
35:00 <johninja> lol thats like when i was staying at this boarding house thing
35:00 <johninja> i went out to smoke a joint
35:00 <johninja> and came back and walked into the wrong house
35:00 <faux> LOL
35:00 <faux> that guy has so many teeth
35:00 <johninja> they had two dogs
36:00 <robot> lol
36:00 <amelia> he has a güd moutj
36:00 <faux> i love nigs
36:00 <couleurs> yeah i did that at camp
36:00 <couleurs> but i was sleep walking
36:00 <faux> id bone that Dijon mustard guy from blood diamond
36:00 <couleurs> not high
38:00 <johninja> i should see if i have that movie
38:00 <faux> yesss
38:00 <johninja> damn
38:00 <johninja> i havn't seen it before
39:00 <robot> wasnt bad as i recall
39:00 <faux> should
39:00 <faux> i enjoyed it
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps and freaks!
39:00 <robot> n then k8 was like 'lol, do it again robot!'
39:00 <amelia> WaSNT BaD aS i ReCaLL
39:00 <robot> hi k8
39:00 <johninja> hi katatonic_kate01, we were just talking about anal sex
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <Clarkson> id like to fuck him
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah, great. 
40:00 <robot> see Clarkson was right into it
40:00 <Clarkson> yeah, hippy bathday and shit
40:00 <johninja> nah jks, was settin faux up
40:00 <amelia> ye Serenity likes to fart anal beads out
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> um… ok
40:00 <faux> lolllllpp
40:00 <amelia> wot are your thoughts on that k8?
40:00 <Serenity> aye
40:00 <Serenity> calm yourself fatmelia
40:00 <amelia> aaaaaahahahahahhaa
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah no comment on farting out anal beads.
41:00 <amelia> jus before, someone said i had drumstick legs
41:00 <amelia> and also chicken skin
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <johninja> how come everyone knows what amelia looks like
41:00 <Serenity> the fuck rofl
41:00 <johninja> i want to pay her out as well
41:00 <amelia> so yah some more güd irc insults to add to the list
41:00 <Serenity> chicken thighs
41:00 <Serenity> lol
42:00 <amelia> (TheChill) fatty legs
42:00 <amelia> (TheChill) like big ass drumsticks
42:00 <amelia> (TheChill) you even got chicken skin too
42:00 <Serenity> wow
42:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahha
42:00 <katatonic_kate01>  did you tell thechill to suck your dick>
42:00 <johninja> sounds yum tbh
42:00 <robot> :)
43:00 <amelia> i freakin luff chicken so yah i pretty sure it a compliment
43:00 <faux> smiling freaks me out
43:00 <amelia> backwards smile is worse
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok resting bitch face
43:00 <amelia> (:
43:00 <johninja> :|
43:00 <faux> no i mean like online 
43:00 <amelia> so what do you like to do for fun (:
43:00 <johninja> oh i haven't done the moustache one for a while
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> me co-ordinator has a resting bitch face
43:00 <faux> i smile irl lol
43:00 <johninja> :{)
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> phew!
44:00 <faux> jihn that isc literally you
44:00 <couleurs> :)
44:00 <amelia> (TheChill) amelia you should pop out some welfare babies so you can be more like maurice
44:00 <amelia> (TheChill) and serenity
44:00 <johninja> haha pretty much
44:00 <faux> llllol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lol
44:00 <amelia> aaaaaahahahahahaaha
44:00 <Serenity> yeahhh
44:00 <Serenity> just like us
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> like POP corn chicken!
44:00 <faux> WeLFaRe BaBieS
44:00 <amelia> ahahahahahh
44:00 <robot> oh faxu i have 2 show u somat
44:00 <faux> great cant wait
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> hope it’s dick
45:00 <faux> is it your buty
45:00 <robot> this guy
45:00 <robot> has over 200 videos on youtube
45:00 <robot> each 1 he sits n smiles at the camera and doesnt move for 4 hrs
45:00 <robot> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqW54i24PGw1q7IxciRmgTA
45:00 <robot> hes ur mate
46:00 <faux> no
46:00 <faux> notvwatchin
46:00 <robot> someone even broke in on camera
46:00 <robot> and he didnt break
46:00 <faux> seems legit
46:00 <robot> i just wanted u 2 b awre
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaky!
47:00 <johninja> 21,000 people watch some guy sitting around in one spot doing nothing for 4 hours
47:00 <johninja> thats more interesting
47:00 <Serenity> no shit rofl
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds like all his viewers are from various irc networks
47:00 <Serenity> wtf
47:00 <Clarkson> dont forget to blow your morning fart
48:00 <robot> Clarkson dont try 2 change th topic
48:00 <Clarkson> Zade I know ur taken, ur dad claimed ur ass for his own soon after birth
49:00 <johninja> wow
49:00 <faux> hot
50:00 <couleurs> What does Ice T put in his Iced Tea? Ice Cube
51:00 <robot> AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
51:00 <robot> good 1 
51:00 <amelia> who even laffs like that
51:00 <amelia> #toneitdown
51:00 <robot> someone with a normal sized head.
51:00 <couleurs> thx that 1 from my joke book vol 2
51:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
51:00 <amelia> touchè
53:00 <faux> tooshie
53:00 <couleurs> What does Ice Cube put in his Baby? Ice Ice
53:00 <faux> .
53:00 <robot> volume 3?
54:00 <couleurs> no that 1 from TheRiddler Files
56:00 <johninja> you should do one about his wife next, she has a funny name also iirc
56:00 <robot> sometimes faux comes n knocks on my door n shes like robot open th door n im like ... n shes like hello n i turn off the lights n shes like i know ur in there n i go upstairs
56:00 <faux> jerk
56:00 <faux> u owe mec $5
57:00 <faux> me*
57:00 <robot> k
57:00 <johninja> then you open the door to get the paper and she's curled up on your doorstep and you feel bad
57:00 <faux> just trying tomcollect
57:00 <faux> lol
57:00 <couleurs> sorry i don't make fun of peoples wives #girlpower
57:00 <Maurice> (21:44:14) (amelia): (TheChill) amelia you should pop out some welfare babies so you can be more like maurice
57:00 <Maurice> I wish I got welfare
57:00 <robot> n im like oooohhhhhhh fauuxxxxxxxxx
57:00 <robot> i didnt know u were here
57:00 <faux> thats when i get bashed wvthe newspaper
58:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <amelia> haha
58:00 <amelia> i dun even know who that guy is
58:00 <amelia> but he knows all of us
58:00 <Serenity> Klutch unless you have maccas for me go away
58:00 <johninja> well its either pollock or jerome 
58:00 <johninja> i would bet
58:00 <Klutch> i don't have maccas
58:00 <Klutch> but i do have luls
58:00 <Serenity> go away
58:00 <amelia> nah its neither of those
59:00 <Klutch> did you block me or deactivate your fb?
59:00 <Klutch> because theres some lulz in shameful
59:00 <Serenity> its deactivated
59:00 <Klutch> aww
59:00 <Serenity> who are you pissing off
59:00 <Klutch> lina blocked me, she got super mad
59:00 <Klutch> like, really mad
59:00 <Serenity> haha really
59:00 <Serenity> what did you do
59:00 <Klutch> nothing!
59:00 <Serenity> she must be on the blob
59:00 <Klutch> i was just being my usual self
59:00 <Klutch> and she flipped the fuck out
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