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00:00 <couleurs> they should call it Secret Agent Guy
00:00 <johninja> yeah 
00:00 <dematerialised> secret angent DUDE
00:00 <johninja> mr fix it dude
00:00 <couleurs> My Dad Taught Me Knots
01:00 <dematerialised> my dad taught me to beat women
01:00 <Doodle> i taught my dad how to fix his car today
01:00 <couleurs> Big Mac Extra Cheese
01:00 <johninja> i was too ugly too fat to get abused at scout camp
01:00 <Doodle> me too i was the fat kid nobody touched me
01:00 <Doodle> win
01:00 <dematerialised> i never went to scout camp
01:00 <Doodle> i was never a scout either
01:00 <Doodle> me butt is safe
02:00 <dematerialised> i went to boring police cadets
02:00 <dematerialised> and then air cadets
02:00 <Doodle> i was in air cadets
02:00 <Doodle> lool
02:00 <dematerialised> lol high fice
02:00 <dematerialised> hive
02:00 <Maurice> But hes sure prepared now..
02:00 <dematerialised> fucking
02:00 <Clarkson> I'd install one testicle to do caramel too
02:00 <dematerialised> cant type
02:00 <dematerialised> at all
02:00 <Tiggier> the airy fairies?
02:00 <johninja> thats an interesting theory Clarkson
02:00 <dematerialised> indeed
02:00 <Clarkson> we dont care about who is blowing you for what money or who owes you what for your fucking gear Pieter
02:00 <Doodle> no
02:00 <Doodle> that was the air league
02:00 <dematerialised> haha
02:00 <Tiggier> that's what they call the air cadets here
03:00 <Doodle> nah
03:00 <Doodle> theyre diff
03:00 <Tiggier> and by they I mean the army and navy cadets
03:00 <Tiggier> call them that
03:00 <johninja> i know how to tie a reef not but anything else i just make up as i go
03:00 <dematerialised> the only knot i can tie is a noose
04:00 <Doodle> i can tie a tie
04:00 <Doodle> and a shoe
04:00 <johninja> got to make it look like a suicide huh
04:00 <Doodle> and me docs
04:00 <Tiggier> they call the navy cadets anchor wankers
04:00 <dematerialised> i have so many unmarked graves out in the bush johninja
04:00 <johninja> i just wear thongs or velcro ones
04:00 <dematerialised> i dunno why i haven't been caught yet
04:00 <johninja> this is true
04:00 <Tiggier> I forget what the army cadets were called
05:00 <Doodle> poofs
05:00 <faux> mmm 
05:00 <johninja> back on kokada we used to call them chocolate soldiers or chocos
05:00 <dematerialised> fuzzy wuzzies
05:00 <dematerialised> or "fuzzy angels"
05:00 <johninja> yeah that was the natives
06:00 <johninja> they worked for the japs as well
06:00 <johninja> but they prefered to work for us
06:00 <Serenity> who wants a beer im getting a refill
06:00 <dematerialised> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/13063474_10208422814463192_4385519465831363750_o.jpg
06:00 <dematerialised> yes please sezz
06:00 <Serenity> ace
06:00 <Tiggier> what kind?
06:00 <Serenity> i dont want to say people will laugh
06:00 <johninja> have you been dematerialised?
07:00 <dematerialised> i took that photo johninja ;)
07:00 <johninja> nice
07:00 <Tiggier> pure blonde?
07:00 <Serenity> yuh
07:00 <Serenity> lol
07:00 <johninja> i heard its a hard slog even now
07:00 <Doodle> pure marketing
07:00 <Doodle> is what they should call that beer
07:00 <Tiggier> did you get pulled into that 50% less calories than wine
07:00 <Tiggier> thing
07:00 <dematerialised> "beer"
07:00 <Tiggier> advert
07:00 <dematerialised> coloured water
07:00 <Serenity> no i got pulled into the fact its 92 calories per bottle
08:00 <dematerialised> give me rogers or give me death
08:00 <Tiggier> oh
08:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/ZFpq2MI.jpg 
08:00 <dematerialised> haha johninja
08:00 <couleurs> I Get It.
08:00 <Tiggier> lol
09:00 <dematerialised> i never had any parents
09:00 <dematerialised> i had to raise myself
09:00 <couleurs> he's black and his dad just went to the store and never came back
09:00 <johninja> something like that
09:00 <johninja> got a wife and kids in baltimore jack
10:00 <dematerialised> hi nat are you single and ready to mingle?
10:00 <Serenity> lol
10:00 <Doodle> lol fkn hel
10:00 <Doodle> l
10:00 <Doodle> ok uncle arthur
10:00 <Serenity> everybody get up singin'
11:00 <faux> no
11:00 <dematerialised> i'm with faux
11:00 <dematerialised> i ain't doin shit
11:00 <Serenity> no one asked u ok
11:00 <johninja> fine i'll just do it
11:00 <Serenity> see
11:00 <Serenity> johns not a cunt
11:00 <johninja> she doesn't get drunk much guys
11:00 <johninja> lets show her a good time
12:00 <Serenity> exactly
12:00 <Serenity> judas freaks
12:00 <Serenity> slam dunk da funk
13:00 <Serenity> rofl. fuck. 90s boy bands
13:00 <Trevor> You know justin timberlake is one of my favourite artists
13:00 <Trevor> Cry me a river
13:00 <faux> cry me a table
14:00 <Serenity> Trevor is a table
14:00 <johninja> #TrevorFacts
14:00 <johninja> he is pretty funky
14:00 <dematerialised> trevor is made of treated pine
14:00 <johninja> lol
14:00 <couleurs> Justin Timberiver - Cry Me a Lake
14:00 <Serenity> so thats why he smells green
14:00 <Trevor> dematerialised, no im hard wood
14:00 <dematerialised> precisely
15:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjS5o8tgebA
15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: USB yee boi Views: 8,800 Uploader: Rasmus Eklund Uploaded: Oct 14, 2015 Duration: 0m15s Rating: 4.92
15:00 <Doodle> i want a name like rasmus ekland
15:00 <Trevor> aged tasmanian timber
15:00 <Doodle> so people can go huh
15:00 <Trevor> great deck
16:00 <Doodle> i heard u like a good hard deck Trevor
16:00 <faux> me 2
16:00 <Trevor> no i am a good hard deck
17:00 <johninja> Trevor has termite problems
17:00 <dematerialised> well no he's treated pine
17:00 <faux> noooo
17:00 <Trevor> no i have worms
17:00 <dematerialised> that is not very probable
17:00 <faux> now i want vegemite
17:00 <faux> fuck you john 
17:00 <johninja> lol 
17:00 <johninja> i was going to ask how but i worked it out
18:00 <johninja> mite
18:00 <faux> tenks shane
18:00 <dematerialised> EXCUSE ME
18:00 <dematerialised> banned for personal information
18:00 <johninja> we call er vegemite because she spreads easy
18:00 <johninja> ok i'm getting a coffee
19:00 <johninja> its going to be a long nite
19:00 <Maurice> Vegemite does not spread easy
19:00 <Maurice> Better off calling her jam
19:00 <dematerialised> banned
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum is banned
20:00 <dematerialised> she is actually
20:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhEzGKy07qs
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Cost of Being Casey - A Casey Neistat Tribute Views: 147 Uploader: Trenton Marshall Uploaded: May 20, 2016 Duration: 7m49s Rating: 5.00
20:00 <faux> what
20:00 <couleurs> this fuckin' bignose breaks everything
20:00 <faux> what was personal info
23:00 <Trevor> dematerialised, no, thats licensed premises she's banned from. Not IRC
23:00 <dematerialised> nah she's banned from life
23:00 <Trevor> by god himself?
23:00 <dematerialised> indeed
23:00 <Trevor> I'm sorry
23:00 <Trevor> I'm sorry you believe in God
23:00 <NightOwl1> poor mum.
23:00 <faux> ih your name 
23:00 <faux> oops
23:00 <johninja> PBUH
23:00 <TheRiddler> time to continue izombie
24:00 <faux> lol
24:00 <faux> pbuh
24:00 <dematerialised> praise be upon him
24:00 <TheRiddler> did you see the new eps yet faux
24:00 <faux> peas 
24:00 <faux> no
24:00 <TheRiddler> of flash n arrow
24:00 <TheRiddler> oh
24:00 <TheRiddler> neither have I 
24:00 <dematerialised> sif peas
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> nightowl!
24:00 <faux> no spoilers ill stick a hammer up yourbutt
24:00 <faux> oh good
24:00 <NightOwl1> kupkake!
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
25:00 <TheRiddler> oh I'll spoil then
25:00 <TheRiddler> :p
25:00 <johninja> kek
25:00 <NightOwl1> nuffin! aint been around for a while. whats news with you?
25:00 <Doodle> crikey
25:00 <dematerialised> you continue not being around for a while
26:00 <NightOwl1> Its the welcoming atmosphere that brought me back
26:00 <dematerialised> basically this is the dematerialised show and you're not starring on it's cast
26:00 <johninja> he just wants a cameo role
27:00 <dematerialised> ok but it's unpaid
27:00 <NightOwl1> yeah, I can just be the rotting corpse that gets discovered in the opening scene before the credits
27:00 <johninja> lol
27:00 <dematerialised> works for me
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah not much
28:00 <NightOwl1> this is a jessica fletcher sorta thing isn't it?
28:00 <NightOwl1> thats the way I imagined it at least
28:00 <dematerialised> i think you're older than me
28:00 <Trevor> hey kids any of you want to sit on my deck?
29:00 <johninja> have you seen that spoof ad?
29:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkmeoYKYctw 
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: D*ck Maintenance - Banned Commercial! Views: 6,468,982 Uploader: Barely Productions Uploaded: Sep 17, 2013 Duration: 1m55s Rating: 4.89
30:00 <NightOwl1> kk... fair 'nuff!
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @dick ad
31:00 <NightOwl1> its important to clean your deck
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed!
32:00 <Tiggier> poop deck
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass on that aye
37:00 <NightOwl1> takes all types.
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
39:00 <Trevor> johninja, lol thats pretty good
39:00 <Trevor> no havent seen it, im just a deck enthusiast
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, do you need some deck work?
39:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKvsc6a03Es
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Everything is a Remix: The Force Awakens Views: 13,835 Uploader: Kirby Ferguson Uploaded: May 19, 2016 Duration: 10m35s Rating: 4.91
40:00 <Trevor> kate, after seeing those ads I think I need to get a deck sucker
40:00 <couleurs> good video about star war!!!!!!
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, i see
43:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti_RHtbtXI0
43:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Creepy translation device for sexually harassing Japanese women ã‚»ã‚¯ãƒãƒ©ç¿»è¨³è£…ç½® Views: 6,245 Uploader: Damn it, Japan! Uploaded: Jan 8, 2016 Duration: 1m55s Rating: 4.23
43:00 <couleurs> me in japen
44:00 <Trevor> thats a pretty good tip in the ad... could make some extra money by sucking all the decks in the neighbourhood
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> you could cash in trevor
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler - creep dawg’
45:00 <Trevor> they probably want a friendly guy to suck their decks, instead of two strangers
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> um yeah
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’d suck pretty much
46:00 <Trevor> yeah but it'd be easy because i love decks so much
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly, and dick!
47:00 <Trevor> richard?
47:00 <Trevor> which one?
47:00 <NightOwl1> Richard's deck
47:00 <robot> colours postin links, kate's talkin bout dicks
47:00 <robot> just a regular friday night
47:00 <Trevor> yeah but there are a few dicks with decks
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want to see some hard wood
48:00 <Tiggier> lol
48:00 <Tiggier> good 1
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s not too much to ask, right
48:00 <Tiggier> very punny
48:00 <robot> here u go k8 https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d8/09/28/d809287dd3f2d13fbfedcff2a5ef9a6c.jpg
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
49:00 <Clarkson> i cbf with phones n shit anymore
49:00 <johninja> what kind of asshole cuts a hole in a beutiful tree like that
49:00 <Trevor> used to have a fuckin pineapple
49:00 <Clarkson> cos he constantly tries to pass off as a smart cunt and fails
50:00 <Tiggier> trevor clarky?
50:00 <Clarkson> She prob has a vagina like a coach parking space
50:00 <johninja> lol
50:00 <Tiggier> lol
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> something wrong with yor dick, trevor?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> that;s his ass
50:00 <Tiggier> coach parky space
50:00 <Tiggier> *parking
51:00 <Trevor> johninja, it doesnt even meet road safety regulations
51:00 <Trevor> tree should be cut down for being to close to a roadway
52:00 <Tiggier> .
53:00 <Tiggier> that's a driveway 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok dick pics lads
53:00 <Trevor> the sign implies its open to the public, ie. public road
53:00 <Tiggier> also it's not in Australia
53:00 <Trevor> its a public road if its on private land or not :P
55:00 <johninja> nah i'm pretty sure anyone that drove on the roads on our farm would be trespassing
55:00 <Tiggier> it's in california
56:00 <Tiggier> and it's a park
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ….
59:00 <Tiggier> trevor being trevor
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> rolls eyes
59:00 <Tiggier> lol
00:00 <NightOwl1> Well I'm confused.
00:00 <Serenity> me2
01:00 <NightOwl1> thats a relief.
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> im just waiting for dick pics
01:00 <NightOwl1> I was getting a bit paranoid.
01:00 <NightOwl1> Any success tonight kk?
01:00 <Serenity> haha
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd, roll eyes
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> nuffin'
04:00 <NightOwl1> just lots of deck pics?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> feel free to send a few
04:00 <NightOwl1> dyslexia is no joke people
05:00 <NightOwl1> I would but I don't have my telephoto lens handy
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <NightOwl1> and the light isn't flattering
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> play around with it for best results
07:00 <NightOwl1> I think it needs some powder
07:00 <NightOwl1> maybe some false eyelashes
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
09:00 <robot> who wants 2 touch my butt
10:00 <robot> im just doin a survey
10:00 <NightOwl1> I'm going with a kinda mr potato head vibe
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> who wants to send dick pics?
43:00 <Trevor> hoi goys
56:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> hey trevor
56:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> wats up g
57:00 <johninja> Trevor owes me $50 cArlT0n_kR3w
58:00 <Trevor> I love monopoly
58:00 <johninja> how would you reccomend i go about getting it back?
58:00 <johninja> i have tried asking nicely
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ask him to bend over
58:00 <Doodle> work off the debt u reckon?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup
58:00 <TheRiddler> welp that didnt work
59:00 <Doodle> he'd have to do it 20 times
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> he’d enjoy it 
59:00 <DK> i love k-pop bands. just wish I could tell them apart. 
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> anyone know what an aneros is? im trying to use mine but it doesnt work for me
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need to stop binge watching tv series
00:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> katatonic_kate01 what do u watch? game of thrones?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> the path
00:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> do u watch game of thrones though?
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
02:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> awesome
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
02:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> what did u think of the lastest episode?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome
02:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i totally cried when jon and sansa finally met up
03:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> what do u think is gona happen next episode at kings landing?
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i totally didn’t
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> i dont really care
03:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> lol well i was sobbing
03:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> wha why dont u care? arnt u a fan?
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> iwatch the series, wouldn’t say i was a fan
04:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> omg do u watch supernatural?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
05:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> oh well
08:00 <Trevor> should we?
09:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> yeah man its freaken awesome
11:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> hey katatonic_kate01 do u excercise like go jogging alot?
12:00 <Doodle> she does
12:00 <Doodle> all the time
12:00 <Doodle> thats why she has black eyes
17:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> she left
17:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> wat a fucken snob
18:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> oh
18:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> awwkward.
18:00 <Trevor> 21«21-16-31- 21katatonic_kate01 ([email protected]) has Quit (Client exited21)
18:00 <Trevor> 29<212522cArlT0n_kR3w29> she left
18:00 <Trevor> 29<212522cArlT0n_kR3w29> wat a fucken snob
19:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> lol u lil snitch rat
22:00 <Trevor> 29<212522cArlT0n_kR3w29> she left
22:00 <Trevor> 29<212522cArlT0n_kR3w29> wat a fucken snob
23:00 <Trevor> I hope I'm helping
24:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <johninja> https://cdn.meme.am/instances/67522145.jpg 
25:00 <Trevor> http://i.imgur.com/NNlyOzd.png
26:00 <johninja> haha
42:00 <topsky> johninja do you remember slinky_j?
54:00 <johninja> yes
54:00 <topsky> he has some obsession with mel
55:00 <johninja> they are kind of made for each other
55:00 <topsky> i would have to agree with you there
55:00 <topsky> both nutjobs
00:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> slinky_j ah yeah
00:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> aka josh
00:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> aka pandasdontdrive
08:00 <topsky> yes
08:00 <topsky> major convicted
13:00 <topsky> cArlT0n_kR3w you are aware of serenitys pussy?
34:00 <topsky> ^ cya dog fuck
41:00 <topsky> embri0n has come to pedo
47:00 <Trevor> hehehehehe work are fucking idiets
47:00 <Trevor> they hype up this new position they're going to offer me, as if its a promotion etc.
48:00 <Trevor> same role, same pay, same location - they're actually offered me the job i already have
48:00 <Trevor> i refused and told them i already have that job... they seemed cnf
48:00 <Trevor> confused
13:00 <faux> oh ye
15:00 <DK> o' ye 
23:00 <gs69azza> yeah
26:00 <faux> hi frands
26:00 <faux> whats crappenin
26:00 <gs69azza> im about to go shit
27:00 <faux> oh ok
31:00 <gs69azza> lol
31:00 <gs69azza> butt]
40:00 <faux> butts
40:00 <faux> golly i feel like death
41:00 <DK> you smell like it tooo 
41:00 <faux> oops
46:00 <faux> https://imgur.com/gallery/QVBpij2
46:00 <faux> are you even kidding me
48:00 <gs69azza> sfw?
50:00 <faux> yes
03:00 <gs69azza> cute
04:00 <johninja> https://gfycat.com/WeirdMinorAsiaticwildass 
20:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/84Wzk8L.gifv 
34:00 <Trevor> do i have to click
34:00 <johninja> no
35:00 <johninja> it's not important
36:00 <Trevor> phew
36:00 <Trevor> u had me worried there
40:00 <johninja> do you have any links?
40:00 <johninja> i'm running low
40:00 <johninja> this is my last one http://i.imgur.com/O9Eu6q3.jpg
40:00 <johninja> use it wisely
55:00 <Trevor> I think every citizen of sydney has been sucked off at penrith station
58:00 <johninja> I have never been there unfortunately
58:00 <johninja> I have been to newtown and lakemba
58:00 <Trevor> Its not bad aye. Its where mullets were born
58:00 <johninja> nice
59:00 <johninja> i don't mind that hairstyle
59:00 <Trevor> I noticed
00:00 <johninja> its more of a transition haircu
00:00 <Trevor> hmm I should prob do some work
00:00 <Doodle> fkn hell
00:00 <Clarkson> Picard....go back to watching porn
00:00 <Trevor> but I don't wanna
00:00 <johninja> because nobody really wants long hair at the sides
00:00 <Doodle> just skun me knuckles right off ay
00:00 <johninja> get some government cheese
00:00 <johninja> sorry to hear Doodle
00:00 <faux> im not
00:00 <Doodle> fucking heater hoses
00:00 <faux> sukt in
00:00 <Doodle> :o mean
00:00 <faux> jk
01:00 <Doodle> i was helping your bf
01:00 <johninja> masterbating under the desk?
01:00 <johninja> oh right
01:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <faux> pix
01:00 <Doodle> nah dads heater core blew
01:00 <faux> hot
01:00 <Doodle> so i was bypassing it
01:00 <Doodle> heater hoses that havent been off in 30yrs
01:00 <faux> id blow ya das co..
01:00 <faux> re.
01:00 <Doodle> loool
01:00 <Doodle> ew
01:00 <faux> lol
01:00 <johninja> lol shit
01:00 <faux> ye
01:00 <johninja> i just assumed the heaters always worked
01:00 <Doodle> he needs a new car
02:00 <johninja> just smash a few holes in the firewall
02:00 <faux> what does he drive 
02:00 <Doodle> new heater core $1000 job, the car is worth $400 trade in
02:00 <Doodle> hilux
02:00 <johninja> and the engine heat will go right in
02:00 <faux> lol
02:00 <faux> i used to drive a hilux
03:00 <faux> on me ps
03:00 <Doodle> whole dash and interior has to come out to fix it
03:00 <Doodle> only seats left
03:00 <johninja> did you have to get a cushion to see over the dash?
03:00 <faux> ex
03:00 <faux> cuse
03:00 <faux> me
03:00 <Doodle> lol
03:00 <faux> yes
03:00 <johninja> lol
03:00 <faux> think it was an sr5
03:00 <Doodle> ye
03:00 <Doodle> my dads is a diesel
04:00 <faux> i spun out once taking off too quick at the lights in the rain once
04:00 <faux> i was like weeee
04:00 <Doodle> it weighs 2700kg and has 60kw
04:00 <Doodle> slow
04:00 <johninja> i had a hilux as well, i rolled it as is tradition
04:00 <faux> wasnt mine was dads
04:00 <johninja> yeah gutless as fuck
04:00 <Doodle> this one has been shot 4 times
04:00 <faux> but i used to drive it
04:00 <Doodle> it used to have bullet holes in the door
04:00 <Doodle> but we fixed it
04:00 <faux> what is it 50 cent
05:00 <Doodle> lol no he goes hunting
05:00 <johninja> cars?
05:00 <faux> wait thats tupac
05:00 <Doodle> no foxes
05:00 <faux> i got shot 5 times but im still breathinnnn
05:00 <faux> living proof theres a god if ya need a reason
05:00 <Doodle> thx adele
05:00 <Doodle> oh
05:00 <faux> its tupac u nerd
05:00 <Doodle> lol i know it was the 1st line
06:00 <johninja> you could shoot adele 5 times and not hit any vital organs tbh
06:00 <Doodle> i was gonna say that hahahahaha
06:00 <Doodle> she wouldnt feel it
06:00 <faux> excuse me why is your dad shooting fauxes
06:00 <Doodle> foxes
06:00 <Doodle> cos theyre pests
06:00 <faux> shes not that fat anymore
06:00 <johninja> yeah she transitioned from a blimp to a small elephant
06:00 <faux> youd pierce something on the second shot
06:00 <faux> lol
06:00 <faux> poor adele
07:00 <Doodle> an anti tank mortar wouldnt stop her
07:00 <faux> jesus shes nit that big is she
07:00 <faux> pix 
07:00 <Doodle> iunno lol i'm just running with it now
07:00 <johninja> lol
07:00 <Doodle> DATS A YOOGE BITCH
08:00 <Doodle> an overupholstered trembling pork mountain of barrel arsed excessitude
08:00 <faux> eep
08:00 <Doodle> ugh
08:00 <Doodle> why does hand cleaner stink so bad
08:00 <Doodle> i need to clean me hands now
08:00 <faux> mmm chemicals 
09:00 <faux> every time someone mentions chemicals i wanna sniff varnish 
09:00 <faux> i think i have a  problem 
09:00 <Doodle> your nose would be shiny
09:00 <johninja> yeah
10:00 <johninja> like i said to the young aboriginal kid i saw chroming
10:00 <johninja> get some real drugs
10:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Haysi Fantayzee - Shiny Shiny.mp3 (3.41MB 128kbps Stereo 3:43)
10:00 <faux> i dont bloody huff it
10:00 <faux> just sniff the air 
10:00 <faux> after i spr
10:00 <faux> ay
10:00 <Doodle> me too
10:00 <faux> 58 coats
10:00 <Doodle> oh
10:00 <faux> huffin dongs.
11:00 <johninja> Panos Kammenos said the Airbus A320 had "turned 90 degrees left and then a 360-degree turn to the right", before disappearing from radar.
11:00 <johninja> doing some wiked skids
13:00 <faux> so he turned a full circule and disappeared 
13:00 <faux> cir
13:00 <faux> cle
13:00 <johninja> apparently
13:00 <faux> sweird
14:00 <faux> weird shit goin on
14:00 <johninja> i guess if a wing fell off or something
14:00 <johninja> planes are weird
14:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <faux> superglued wing
14:00 <johninja> lol
15:00 <faux> k i gtg
15:00 <faux> laters
16:00 <johninja> ciao
59:00 <johninja> https://vine.co/v/iEmu9XdhPvK 
58:00 <Trevor> https://scontent-sin1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/s960x960/1009357_10151729205623745_620199765_o.jpg
16:00 <Serenity> please dont post half naked pics of beagle
16:00 <Serenity> ty
18:00 <zaim> https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2186/2258204440_a639dfe01c_o.jpg
18:00 <zaim> there u go
22:00 <faux> eheeee
22:00 <robot> hello
22:00 <faux> hello
23:00 <robot> hey fuax, how you doing?
23:00 <Serenity> lol thanks zaim
24:00 <zaim> anytime, Serenity
24:00 <faux> good m8 n u
25:00 <robot> goooood
25:00 <robot> except there was a house inspection on today i didnt know about
25:00 <robot> house was UNtidy.
25:00 <faux> thats why you should always have your surfaces Prepared 
25:00 <robot> ye
25:00 <robot> me surfaces
25:00 <faux> did you fail.
26:00 <robot> not i am aware.
26:00 <faux> not i am aware.
26:00 <faux> you failed english though amirite
26:00 <robot> get out faxu
27:00 <robot> i've had a long day
27:00 <robot> it's not my fault if i miss entire words out n dont have prepared surfaces
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <robot> :<
29:00 <zaim> i need to add ziam to highlite
29:00 <faux> LOL
29:00 <faux> yes you do
29:00 <robot> and 'oi, dickhead'
29:00 <robot> just jokes zaim
29:00 <zaim> hah nah i wont be adding that.
29:00 <faux> rude
29:00 <johninja> wow
29:00 <faux> zaims a top chick
29:00 <johninja> robot is drunk and angry again
29:00 <johninja> what else is new
29:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <zaim> my box is so slippery.
29:00 <robot> excuse me
29:00 <faux> poor robutt
29:00 <robot> excuse me no
30:00 <robot> im eatin
30:00 <faux> dix
30:00 <robot> im eatin dix
30:00 <faux> bag o dix
30:00 <robot> im eatin bag o dix
30:00 <faux> WHaTS NeW
30:00 <zaim> big ikea bag of dix
30:00 <robot> ye
30:00 <faux> robodixeater
31:00 <zaim> pretty sure that nick is registered by robot
31:00 <faux> eep
31:00 <zaim> man i dont even know robot, I shouldnt be giving him or her shit
31:00 <johninja> Washington Redskins: Poll Finds 9 Out of 10 Native Americans Not Offended by NFL Team's Name
31:00 <robot> pretty sure you can eat a c93 chinook cargo bays worth of garbage
31:00 <faux> its k he can take a joke
31:00 <zaim> where as u cant, faux
32:00 <johninja> she started it zaim
32:00 <faux> excuse me ziam
32:00 <zaim> you're excused
32:00 <zaim> see what i mean
32:00 <faux> i most certainly can
32:00 <zaim> :D
32:00 <faux> fight me
32:00 <zaim> 1 day.
32:00 <zaim> or night
32:00 <zaim> fkn glass ya
32:00 <faux> cant w8
32:00 <robot> whos doin cuddles
32:00 <faux> polishin me gloves
32:00 <zaim> wasnt i already voiced
33:00 <faux> no
33:00 <johninja> nein
33:00 <zaim> wow thanks for noticing
33:00 <faux> no one likes u
33:00 <zaim> takes a womans touch to notice something like that
33:00 <faux> look m8 dont make me devoice u
33:00 <zaim> do as u please
33:00 <zaim> ill get it back myself!
33:00 <faux> dont gimme ideas
33:00 <robot> im the voice try n understand it
33:00 <robot> whoaaaa
33:00 <johninja> lol
34:00 <johninja> robots final tour
34:00 <zaim> boooooo
34:00 <faux> UNAPPRECIATIVE.
34:00 <zaim> ;)
34:00 <faux> ohh autovoice
34:00 <faux> r u stibbies bitch
34:00 <zaim> connected.
34:00 <zaim> he my bitch.
34:00 <faux> haha
34:00 <faux> CuTe
34:00 <zaim> we share lunches
34:00 <faux> ok i need dinner
34:00 <faux> bbs
35:00 <zaim> bye. shower for me
35:00 <faux> take pix
35:00 <faux> tysm
35:00 <zaim> u know it
35:00 <Trevor> gay
36:00 <Trevor> wanna move. in a town with nbn, every place i've looked at cannot get nbn at this time
36:00 <Trevor> adsl only
37:00 <robot> welcome 2 reality
38:00 <nubbymcnu> i have nbn and it's still only adsl
38:00 <johninja> NBN town~
38:00 <Trevor> it depends on the technology deployed
38:00 <Trevor> here we have HFC nbn
38:00 <Trevor> the town im looking at has fttp
38:00 <nubbymcnu> you have hiv nbn
39:00 <Trevor> my mums place is getting fttn
39:00 <johninja> move to africa
39:00 <johninja> they have better net
39:00 <nubbymcnu> mine is fttn
39:00 <nubbymcnu> ie, adsl
39:00 <Trevor> vdsl != adsl
40:00 <nubbymcnu> still comes into the house using shitty old copper
40:00 <nubbymcnu> which is oh so 90s
40:00 <robot> 50's
41:00 <Kynetic> this one time robot came over to my place and he disconnected my modem 
41:00 <robot> i have had the pleasure of deploying them all
41:00 <Kynetic> he tried to blame telstra
41:00 <Kynetic> but i wasnt having any of it
44:00 <Trevor> uhh mr genius nubbymcnu 
44:00 <Trevor> you do know right, that fttn and fttp are delivering exactly the same speeds, right?
45:00 <johninja> careful, he'll share your facebook profile
45:00 <Trevor> also my tax dollars pay your centrelink allowance... they surely will not pay for your ideals, as well.
47:00 <nubbymcnu> lol johninja 
48:00 <MrMark> are we all pissed off our faces and naked yet?
49:00 <nubbymcnu> http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506
50:00 <johninja> oh no
50:00 <johninja> look out
50:00 <TheRon> this guns for hire even if we're just dancing in the dark
50:00 <nubbymcnu> some reason i've upset poor Trevor
51:00 <nubbymcnu> let me bang you happy again
51:00 <Trevor> oh you have? ok
51:00 <nubbymcnu> my fav position is the jfk
51:00 <johninja> well you got upset at me for no reason also
51:00 <johninja> so i guess that makes to princesses
51:00 <johninja> *2
51:00 <nubbymcnu> me?
51:00 <johninja> yes
52:00 <nubbymcnu> that's cra cra
52:00 <robot> who likes poon
52:00 <johninja> i like poon
53:00 <johninja> not  abig fan of the crazy that is attached to it most times though
53:00 <Trevor> brb being upset etc.
53:00 <faux> lol john
53:00 <faux> that fb link links you to your own profile
53:00 <johninja> oh
53:00 <faux> so whrn i click it opens mine etc
53:00 <johninja> very clever
54:00 <faux> lolllll
54:00 <faux> youre lucky i didnt ban you for personal info nubbymcnu 
54:00 <Trevor> now im really upset
54:00 <TheRon> thursday i don't care about you, it's friday i'm in love
54:00 <johninja> yeah that's edgy as fuck
55:00 <robot> one time Kynetic came over n he was like im here 2 view the tapestries n im like dude n hes like what n im like thats what indiana jones said n hes like bullshit which movie n i said last crusade n hes like oh
55:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtl1/v/t1.0-9/13255957_1329362830413409_7711007584927880428_n.jpg?oh=37e426c50fb94fee53bb452421957db9&oe=57E50700&__gda__=1473185331_143b25f48724bd26f1790a086f574c85 
58:00 <Trevor> that sounds about right johninja... saturns atmosphere is highly dangerous and amounts to instant death, for all forms of life that we've discovered
59:00 <robot> not 4 robots
59:00 <Trevor> even 4 robots
59:00 <robot> na
59:00 <Trevor> sulfur, radiation
59:00 <robot> im on saturn rn
00:00 <Trevor> wow u dont even lag. you must have nbn
00:00 <robot> robot.sat.net
00:00 <robot> inbn m8
00:00 <Trevor> im so impressed i feel compelled 2 suk ur penis
00:00 <robot> hey Trevor
00:00 <robot> guess what
00:00 <johninja> robocock
01:00 <johninja> are you a scientist Trevor?
01:00 <Trevor> yea m8 i invented science
01:00 <TheRon> is batman a scientist?
01:00 <johninja> thats amazing
01:00 <Trevor> fucking magnets how do they work
02:00 <johninja> i don't know, lets ask the scientist
02:00 <TheRon> dr karl
02:00 <johninja> how do magnets work Trevor?
02:00 <Trevor> magnetism
02:00 <robot> fk
02:00 <robot> that was actually a pretty rad answer
02:00 <robot> i guess we can be friends, Trevor
03:00 <johninja> can't stump the Trevor
03:00 <TheRon> and here's to you mrs robinson
04:00 <MrMark> oooer!!
04:00 <MrMark> one of the greatest songs ever!!!
04:00 <TheRon> lemonheads
04:00 <MrMark> not that 1
04:00 <TheRon> i love it
04:00 <MrMark> original
04:00 <Trevor> brb scientising
05:00 <TheRon> lemonheads are good
05:00 <TheRon> single malt?
05:00 <TheRon> a slippery nipple for the lady, make it a double
06:00 <Trevor> does that ever get you laid
07:00 <TheRon> no but the barman says " there you go sir, hope you get the legover!"
07:00 <johninja> down at the bowls club TheRon is a very popular man with the ladies
07:00 <johninja> also the blokes
07:00 <johninja> but mainly the ladies
07:00 <Trevor> bowls club sluts, aye
08:00 <Trevor> sounds hot
08:00 <TheRon> before going to bowls club i spend hours in the bath just to wrinkle up
08:00 <johninja> lmao
08:00 <TheRon> pearl jam - rearview
09:00 <Trevor> brb minesweeper
13:00 <TheRon> shiny happy happy people holding hands
14:00 <MrMark> b52s
14:00 <TheRon> close
14:00 <MrMark> love shack
15:00 <TheRon> the chick is in the rem song
15:00 <MrMark> is she now
15:00 <MrMark> shes about 70 now
15:00 <TheRon> probably still hot
15:00 <johninja> REM
15:00 <johninja> oh rite
15:00 <Trevor> prob slept with more people than you can imagine... wot a slut
16:00 <johninja> its fine for girls to be sluts now
16:00 <Trevor> yea i like sluts dont u?
16:00 <johninja> yeah
18:00 <TheRon> every bloke who has sex inadvertently pays for sex 
18:00 <Clarkson> ur a worthless piece of shit pandas
18:00 <MrMark> kiss me beneath the milky twilight TheRon
19:00 <TheRon> no!
19:00 <MrMark> good song
20:00 <Trevor> what kind of horrible parent names their fat daughter "Timmy"
20:00 <TheRon> even flow
20:00 <MrMark> timmy!timmy!
20:00 <johninja> lol
20:00 <johninja> tubby tim
22:00 <Trevor> tbh id rather match with beehhh on tinder
23:00 <johninja> isn't it like 80% bots anyway?
24:00 <Trevor> yea but some of them have pretty pictures
24:00 <johninja> true
25:00 <TheRon> MrMark: urge overkill
25:00 <MrMark> oooer
25:00 <TheRon> pulp fiction
26:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn ay?
26:00 <MrMark> walk the earth
26:00 <MrMark> mr 9mm and me
26:00 <johninja> thats a terribble nickname for your penis
27:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn m8
27:00 <johninja> hey mate...
27:00 <johninja> what's happening
27:00 <dematerialised> good afternoon faggots
27:00 <dematerialised> and guys
27:00 <johninja> o/
27:00 <dematerialised> \o
28:00 <nubbymcnu> |o
29:00 <TheRon> boys don't cry
29:00 <dematerialised> girls do
30:00 <dematerialised> and if they dont i make them
31:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
31:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> giels give pretty good head
31:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> wen i need it
31:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> serviced
32:00 <MrMark> if u could read my mind love....what  a tale my thoughts would tell
33:00 <TheRon> stand in the place where you live now face north
34:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> never understood the ren
34:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> rem
36:00 <dematerialised> she's not here
38:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> make love your goal
38:00 <dematerialised> i can't love any more
38:00 <dematerialised> i am an empty husj
38:00 <dematerialised> husk even
39:00 <MrMark> is it Bee Gees time yet TheRon?
39:00 <TheRon> a couple more beers
39:00 <MrMark> excellent
40:00 <TheRon> cake - i will survive
40:00 <MrMark> eye of the tiger!!
40:00 <partay> BAM
41:00 <partay> dematerialised you desparately need to get laid
41:00 <TheRon> oh not i, i will survive
41:00 <dematerialised> nah
41:00 <dematerialised> love and sex are seperate things
41:00 <partay> no?
41:00 <partay> indeed they are 
42:00 <MrMark> Gloria Gaynor
42:00 <MrMark> Gloria Gaynor............I will survive
42:00 <TheRon> cake!
42:00 <MrMark> cake!!
42:00 <MrMark> what cake!!
42:00 <MrMark> choc cake?
43:00 <TheRon> she does have another good song, never can say goodbye
43:00 <MrMark> never heard it
44:00 <MrMark> Patty Labelle..........Stir It Up!!!
44:00 <MrMark> Eddie Murphy!!
44:00 <TheRon> boney m - rasputin
46:00 <TheRon> russia's greatest love machine
47:00 <couleurs> hi old boys
48:00 <TheRon> jane bunn!
50:00 <TheRon> MrMark: it's fun to stay at the YMCA
52:00 <johninja> isn't that where a lot of kids got molested?
52:00 <TheRon> i know nothing
52:00 <johninja> i see
52:00 <partay> dont rock the boat 
53:00 <johninja> sorry mr pell
53:00 <TheRon> the catholic boat........
54:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bctivboqvKo
54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: South Park The Catholic Boat Views: 51,349 Uploader: LentilCasserole Uploaded: Mar 28, 2013 Duration: 0m29s Rating: 4.87
55:00 <Serenity> hey poofs
56:00 <partay> hey slart
56:00 <Serenity> its ok to replace a meal with beer right?
56:00 <partay> a liquid dinner is acceptable in anyones language
57:00 <TheRon> yes!
57:00 <partay> *sip*
57:00 <johninja> even in the orient they knew what that meant
57:00 <Serenity> excellent
57:00 <Serenity> ive gone to the dark side and bought pure blondes
58:00 <johninja> it's a slippery slope
58:00 <johninja> soon you'll be on the goonbags
58:00 <Serenity> next ill be drinking cider and vaping
58:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <johninja> or yeah that
58:00 <TheRon> soon she'll be onto the harder stuff
58:00 <Serenity> i tried the goon bags once i just can
58:00 <TheRon> like coronas and those fusion beers
58:00 <Serenity> t
58:00 <Serenity> i already drink coronas
58:00 <Serenity> but pure blondes have less carbs and calories
03:00 <MrMark> cider has lots of carbs
04:00 <TheRon> poofs drink
07:00 <MrMark> man i feel like a woman
07:00 <TheRon> dear god!
08:00 <Serenity> yes it does MrMark because its full of sugar
08:00 <MrMark> made from apples
08:00 <TheRon> made from beer!
08:00 <dematerialised> mmm beer
09:00 <Serenity> theres quite a lot of added sugar in ciders
09:00 <Serenity> it masks impurities
09:00 <dematerialised> peach cider
09:00 <dematerialised> best
09:00 <TheRon> not the jangley's
09:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p206x206/13118934_10153409115922331_4460020650090964871_n.jpg?oh=b7ee4a9b1fcfaa092a9faf3a8e53c103&oe=57E55B42
09:00 <Serenity> this one is amazing
09:00 <dematerialised> partay is jealous i am dating his girlfriend
09:00 <Serenity> it doesnt have processed sugars added but more fruit juices
09:00 <dematerialised> never seen that before sezz
10:00 <TheRon> she plastic?
10:00 <partay> omg dematerialised you're dating my mistress?
10:00 <Serenity> its really really good dematerialised
10:00 <TheRon> make sure you wash her before you give her back
10:00 <partay> lol
10:00 <dematerialised> mad banter lads
11:00 <partay> dematerialised dating my gf is ok.. the wife is of limits 
11:00 <johninja> a girlfriend of partays is a girlfriend of mine
11:00 <partay> hey
11:00 <TheRon> how many mives you had?
11:00 <partay> im a sharing kinda guy
11:00 <TheRon> wives
11:00 <robot> 7 mives
11:00 <TheRon> of your own?
11:00 <partay> 0 mives.. 1 wife 
12:00 <robot> as i was going to st mives i met a man with 7 mives
12:00 <TheRon> how many got on the train?
12:00 <partay> now robot is the pussymaster... im a novice compared to him 
12:00 <robot> lol if you say so
12:00 <robot> hey partay
13:00 <TheRon> tonight you're gonna go down in flames just like jessie james
13:00 <partay> hey champ.. whats the haps 
13:00 <robot> just chillin
13:00 <Serenity> can i borrow partays gf
13:00 <partay> Serenity why yes you can 
13:00 <Serenity> ace
13:00 <robot> ace.
14:00 <partay> i can show you a pic 
14:00 <robot> you'll have to excuse Serenity
14:00 <robot> she's from 1972
14:00 <partay> as long as you keep it on the downlow 
14:00 <Serenity> you can fuck off
14:00 <dematerialised> i often borrow other peoples girlfriends
14:00 <Serenity> yes show me a pic
14:00 <partay> 1 sec.. refil first
14:00 <dematerialised> he has to go google a good pic
14:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13239953_10156882534805570_5081735852493341328_n.jpg?oh=9ff7310ac6dde6101adcf4e128a5ba64&oe=57DD8A6A
15:00 <Serenity> hahah
15:00 <dematerialised> mmm muffin
15:00 <Doodle> mmm bottom
16:00 <robot> Doodle likes bottoms
16:00 <robot> sounds gay to me
16:00 <robot> geddit
16:00 <Doodle> o/`
16:00 <Doodle> no, the bottom does
16:00 <dematerialised> hiyo!
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <faux> mongs
16:00 <Skirmish> Messages that girls send Doodle. "You can delete me off Facebook, you can block my number but you can't take back your tongue on my asshole". 
16:00 <Doodle> rofl
16:00 <Doodle> trudat
16:00 <faux> oh
16:00 <dematerialised> haha
17:00 <Doodle> the indelible mark of the Doodle
17:00 <faux> YouVe BeeN BRaNDeD
17:00 <Doodle> :P~
17:00 <dematerialised> why is it so cold
17:00 <dematerialised> who turned off the sun?
17:00 <faux> cos autumn
17:00 <faux> its niceeeeee 
18:00 <faux> the air is crispy and delish 
18:00 <dematerialised> yeah
18:00 <Skirmish> I found the best dad joke. "I found a woman with 12 nipples. Sounds weird, DOZEN TIT.  
18:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <dematerialised> i just havent moved all day and im not wearing clothes, so im basically entering hypothermia at this point
18:00 <faux> eep
18:00 <faux> put some clothes on golly
18:00 <dematerialised> i should watch some porn to warm up
18:00 <dematerialised> orthat
19:00 <Doodle> mporn
19:00 <faux> i bought some new thigh high socks 
19:00 <Doodle> POX
19:00 <TheRon> midget porn?
19:00 <faux> cos pants suck
19:00 <dematerialised> pics or ban
19:00 <faux> gtfo u pervs
19:00 <Doodle> socks and a smile and nothing else
19:00 <Doodle> spreadeagled
19:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <dematerialised> ^
20:00 <faux> gross
20:00 <Doodle> i'm not a perv
20:00 <TheRon> that takes me back
20:00 <faux> youre teh biggest perv
20:00 <Doodle> i am not
20:00 <dematerialised> i'm only a part-time perve
20:00 <TheRon> samantha fox
20:00 <dematerialised> 4 on 4 off rotating roster
20:00 <faux> i was at the shops with me cousin today
20:00 <faux> well i waited in the car
20:00 <faux> cos ew people
21:00 <faux> and this lady came up to my window
21:00 <TheRon> picture is better
21:00 <faux> and asked me if i was ever in a cereal commercial
21:00 <faux> lol
21:00 <dematerialised> haha
21:00 <faux> im like what no
21:00 <Doodle> rofl
21:00 <Doodle> did u say ye i'm sam toucan luv
21:00 <faux> LOL
21:00 <dematerialised> yes i was on the side of a milk carton i am a missing child please rescue me
21:00 <faux> i was so confused
21:00 <Doodle> I'M COCO THE FUCKEN MONKEY OBVIOUSLY
21:00 <faux> rofl 
21:00 <robot> hyperthermia
21:00 <TheRon> a double scotch chaser, nice
21:00 <dematerialised> hypo
21:00 <dematerialised> not hyper
22:00 <robot> i have my a/c on and i'm wearing anything except undies
22:00 <Doodle> hyperthermier
22:00 <faux> bum sweat
22:00 <dematerialised> bum sweat is the worst
22:00 <robot> hipahthermiyah
22:00 <MrMark> cock sweat
22:00 <dematerialised> especially when it combines with farts
22:00 <johninja> lol
22:00 <Doodle> its 8 degrees here so no sweat
22:00 <faux> ew
22:00 <dematerialised> like, you let out a quiet bubble of colon gas
22:00 <faux> STOP.
22:00 <johninja> scratch and smell
22:00 <dematerialised> and it creeps up your groin crevices
22:00 <johninja> ok on tat note i'm off for dinner
23:00 <TheRon> hall and oates - out of touch
23:00 <Doodle> faux
24:00 <TheRon> if hall oates toured again, i'd go
25:00 <Doodle> daryl hall is dead
25:00 <faux> Doodle
25:00 <TheRon> damn
25:00 <TheRon> 1\
25:00 <Doodle> he's not really
25:00 <Doodle> oh faux
25:00 <Doodle> me and me parents were talking about the dairy farmers and milk stuff in front of jack tonight
25:00 <Doodle> and i said next it will be potato wars
25:00 <Doodle> and he cracked up 
26:00 <Doodle> thinking i meant a war fought by potatoes
26:00 <TheRon> the irish would be into tthat
26:00 <faux> idgi
26:00 <Doodle> fiddle de dee
26:00 <faux> isdgi :(
26:00 <Doodle> are you aware of the fact there is a milk price war happening atm faux
27:00 <faux> no
27:00 <faux> lol
27:00 <Doodle> ok then nm
27:00 <dematerialised> i dont buy milk, i am sweden in this war
27:00 <TheRon> coles and woolies ripping off farmers?
27:00 <Doodle> ye
28:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xweiQukBM_k
28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Paula Abdul - Opposites Attract Views: 8,482,191 Uploader: emimusic Uploaded: Feb 27, 2009 Duration: 3m49s Rating: 4.85
28:00 <faux> mmm milk
29:00 <MrMark> tit milk
30:00 <Serenity> no ty
30:00 <dematerialised> you're a tit
30:00 <Serenity> your face is a tit
30:00 <TheRon> men with breasts, it's my i take my coffee black
30:00 <TheRon> why
30:00 <dematerialised> my breasts are ordinary
31:00 <TheRon> if they produced milk you'd be writing your name in milk
31:00 <dematerialised> absolutely
31:00 <Serenity> i miss lactating
31:00 <dematerialised> but i dont like the idea of being a wetnurse, i'd get wetpatches a work
31:00 <Doodle> a friend of mine years ago was breastfeeding and had to take out her nipple ring
31:00 <Serenity> it was fun
31:00 <TheRon> using the milk in coffee
31:00 <Doodle> she could squirt 2 ppl at once in different directions with breast milk
32:00 <Serenity> haha you can do that anyway.. i honestly did not know before kids that your nipples had more than one hole
32:00 <dematerialised> do milk mums have to wear like tampons for their tits so they dont leak over their shirts?
32:00 <Doodle> i spose if she got them both involved she could have done 4
32:00 <Serenity> but its like a shower head
32:00 <Doodle> god it was horrible to watch
32:00 <Doodle> i left the house
32:00 <Doodle> as a sensitive homosexual i was offended
32:00 <Serenity> dematerialised breast pads
32:00 <dematerialised> i see
32:00 <dematerialised> makes sense
33:00 <Serenity> or yes you leak
33:00 <Serenity> everywhere
33:00 <Serenity> and smell like a dairy
33:00 <dematerialised> haha
33:00 <Doodle> sell the used breast pads on ebay
33:00 <Doodle> ??? profit
33:00 <dematerialised> sell them to TheRiddler
33:00 <Serenity> you probably could honestly
33:00 <Doodle> y
33:00 <Doodle> e
33:00 <Doodle> i would
33:00 <robot> :)
33:00 <Doodle> COME ON
34:00 <MrMark> cum
34:00 <Doodle> what a rosy pink disappointment they are
34:00 <Doodle> like donald trump
34:00 <dematerialised> lol
34:00 <dematerialised> is he dead yet
34:00 <Doodle> nah
35:00 <Doodle> not til after he is elected
35:00 <Doodle> thats the plan anyway
35:00 <Serenity> i miss being able to squirt shit
35:00 <Serenity> pssss
35:00 <Doodle> um
35:00 <Doodle> pardon
35:00 <dematerialised> i squirt shit all the time after a chicken treat roll
35:00 <Clarkson> soon as chucky turned up at his house he cried like the bitch he is
36:00 <Serenity> with me boozies
36:00 <Serenity> i could squirt like a meter away
36:00 <dematerialised> that's pretty impressive
36:00 <Serenity> metre
36:00 <dematerialised> i can pee a little bith further than that
36:00 <dematerialised> meter
37:00 <Serenity> all you have to do is feed an hour later and it gets mad pressure
37:00 <dematerialised> speaking of feed
37:00 <dematerialised> i should do that
37:00 <Serenity> i jsut had noms
38:00 <dematerialised> my manager sent me a message a 6:55am this morning saying "please confirm yuo received this"
38:00 <dematerialised> why the fuck would someone do that
38:00 <Clarkson> hey i met that old bitch on tv
38:00 <Serenity> cause they are a cunt
39:00 <dematerialised> i didnt reply
39:00 <couleurs> at least they didn't type "u"
39:00 <dematerialised> because i came to the same conclusion
39:00 <dematerialised> like, is he testing if im awake?
39:00 <dematerialised> what's the deal
39:00 <couleurs> Booty Call ;)
40:00 <dematerialised> maybe he does have the hots for me
41:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFwuhYL80Mo
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: MOM FREAKED OUT BY SNAPCHAT FILTER (VINE) Views: 770,933 Uploader: RatMingle Uploaded: Feb 3, 2016 Duration: 0m9s Rating: 4.89
41:00 <TheRon> my tears dry on their own
41:00 <Doodle> STOP... FUCKING... TAPPING....
42:00 <dematerialised> haha
42:00 <Serenity> lol
42:00 <Serenity> would be like a comet hitting the ocean tapping my belly
42:00 <Doodle> lmao
42:00 <dematerialised> i once recorded a high-FPS video of me jumping to see what my belly did
42:00 <TheRon> like homer simpson?
42:00 <dematerialised> it was amazing
42:00 <TheRon> look at that blubber fly!
43:00 <Serenity> yeahhh
43:00 <Doodle> good grief
43:00 <Serenity> exactly like that
43:00 <dematerialised> gravity takes over and it looks like there is a full grown child trying to escape out the bottom of my belly
43:00 <dematerialised> its amazin
43:00 <Doodle> u should see all the crazy shit surgeons make u do when they assess u
43:00 <Serenity> i dont think i should be allowed to jump legally.. its terrifying
43:00 <Doodle> 'now pose like a power pole'
43:00 <Doodle> 'now smile'
43:00 <TheRon> go swans!
43:00 <Doodle> 'say fidela hwee'
44:00 <dematerialised> haha
44:00 <Serenity> honestly starting to think about surgery doodle
44:00 <Serenity> i didnt think it'd get this bad but its pre bad
44:00 <Doodle> start saving
44:00 <Serenity> you forget im female
44:00 <Serenity> all i have to do is tell them its making me mental
44:00 <Doodle> no they changed the medicare numbers etc
44:00 <Doodle> that doesnt work anymore
45:00 <Doodle> men get more support now
45:00 <Doodle> having said that i will still be over $10k out of pocket
45:00 <Doodle> after health insurance and medicare
45:00 <Serenity> actually im fairly sure it only works if youve had weight loss surgery anyway
45:00 <Doodle> yep
45:00 <Doodle> u get punished if u lose it naturally
45:00 <Doodle> through hard work
46:00 <Serenity> im only really worried about my arms.. they are horrific
46:00 <Doodle> just gaffa tape them back
46:00 <Doodle> people do it lol
46:00 <dematerialised> get the cling wrap out
46:00 <partay> Doodle are you getting a penis reduction?
47:00 <Doodle> hell no i'd have nothing left
47:00 <dematerialised> i reckon at least half my dick is hiding under my fat rolls
47:00 <Serenity> haha gaffa tape
47:00 <partay> dematerialised sounds like you're suffering from picarditis
47:00 <myimmortal> same
48:00 <dematerialised> i only need to lose about 60 kilos
48:00 <Doodle> lol sezz they sell this tape shit in the us for it
48:00 <Doodle> on tv
48:00 <Clarkson> try that asshole
48:00 <TheRon> a sudden attraction for yound children?
48:00 <Serenity> realy??
48:00 <Doodle> yup
48:00 <Serenity> ive lost 43 and i look like a hot hair balloon after the flames been turned off
48:00 <partay> lol TheRon
48:00 <dematerialised> pllllllplplpplplplplp
48:00 <Doodle> honestly getting ur arms done will be pretty cheap 
48:00 <Serenity> -h
49:00 <Doodle> like less than 5k total cheap
49:00 <Doodle> so after medicare you wouldnt pay much
49:00 <Doodle> if they cover it
49:00 <partay> Serenity you've lost 43kg ?
49:00 <partay> holy shit.. that's good werk 
49:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to brittney spears, should i stop?
50:00 <Doodle> .
50:00 <johninja> she's still looking pretty fine
50:00 <Serenity> yep partay
50:00 <dematerialised> britney will never be the same
50:00 <johninja> you should say it in pounds so it's a more impressive number
50:00 <johninja> 94 pounds
50:00 <Serenity> ive lost my 11 year old
51:00 <dematerialised> i weigh 400 pounds
51:00 <robot> is this what you're listening to? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFMuwQMfwiQ
51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: hit me baby one more time reverse Views: 110,958 Uploader: Gangster591 Uploaded: Sep 8, 2007 Duration: 0m40s Rating: 4.17
51:00 <Maurice> You should have put GPS on him
51:00 <Doodle> as if
51:00 <faux> khit me bebe vun more tiem
51:00 <Doodle> i weigh 200lbs
51:00 <Maurice> Doodle joke
51:00 <Doodle> heheeee
51:00 <robot> it says sleep with me i'm not too yougn in reverse
52:00 <johninja> sp00ky
52:00 <faux> isnt the 11 yr old a she
52:00 <Maurice> Oh good point
52:00 <Maurice> SHE
52:00 <dematerialised> 373.9 pounds of pure fat
52:00 <Serenity> oh
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <faux> mong
52:00 <Maurice> Iwas thinking of my kid for some reason and he's not even 11 lol
53:00 <Serenity> oh i meant ive lsot her in weight
53:00 <Serenity> shes 43kg
53:00 <faux> nice
53:00 <johninja> what are you using to convert it?
53:00 <dematerialised> google
53:00 <Serenity> but the bitch wont take a pic with me like I did for ant
53:00 <faux> govoel
53:00 <Clarkson> *night those who i care about, fuck you everyone else
53:00 <faux> yw
53:00 <johninja> i thought i pound = 2.2 kg
53:00 <Serenity> 2.2 lb to a kilo
53:00 <Serenity> either muliply or divide
53:00 <Doodle> other way
53:00 <johninja> woop
53:00 <faux> i pound 
53:00 <dematerialised> oye gavoel!
53:00 <Serenity> multiply
53:00 <johninja> syeh the other way
54:00 <Doodle> also
54:00 <johninja> i kg - 2.2 lbs
54:00 <Doodle> i pound
54:00 <johninja> phew
54:00 <faux> u pound
54:00 <faux> we all pound 
54:00 <faux> for something that rhymes w pound 
54:00 <dematerialised> i pound food into my mouth
54:00 <johninja> i use roman numerals sometimes
54:00 <TheRon> i got thick skin and an elastic heart
54:00 <Doodle> for icecream
54:00 <johninja> mound
54:00 <johninja> round
54:00 <johninja> profound
55:00 <robot> how much does every1 weigh john u go first
55:00 <johninja> i reckon 110
55:00 <johninja> i'm a big unit
55:00 <dematerialised> in kilos, pounds, grams, atmospheres?
55:00 <faux> o
55:00 <robot> ye im about 105 rn :<
55:00 <dematerialised> need a reference robot
55:00 <faux> i scream ound
55:00 <faux> when da moon hits ya butt and ya mum is a sluuut
55:00 <faux> thats a mooonday
55:00 <johninja> lol
55:00 <Doodle> loool
55:00 <TheRon> 75
55:00 <robot> a reference demat?
55:00 <Doodle> 95
55:00 <dematerialised> i weigh 219 kilograms
55:00 <johninja> i coud lift TheRon
55:00 <Doodle> shut up
55:00 <Serenity> i was gonna upload a mirror selfie but i have made to many posts today already i will have to wait
55:00 <robot> how tall is everonye faux u go first
56:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <dematerialised> i am 6ft4
56:00 <robot> thx faux
56:00 <dematerialised> np
56:00 <johninja> i am a little bit taller than dematerialised
56:00 <robot> i'm bout 6'3
56:00 <Doodle> 6'2
56:00 <Maurice> 6'5
56:00 <Serenity> I always thought i was 5'5 but apparently im 5'6
56:00 <robot> lolllllllllllllllllllll mo
56:00 <robot> if you're up on my shoulders
56:00 <couleurs> i'm 6'9 ;)
56:00 <johninja> Maurice is over 7000 ft
56:00 <dematerialised> actually no thats right i measured myself, i have actually shrunk because of my disease
56:00 <dematerialised> im 6ft2 now
56:00 <TheRon> i'm about 6 inches
56:00 <robot> whoaaaaa colours is huge
57:00 <Serenity> so ur the same height as paul
57:00 <johninja> couleurs is small for an african
57:00 <dematerialised> he was the runt of the litter
57:00 <faux> oh
57:00 <faux> in ft or xm
57:00 <robot> that's racist.  super racist.
57:00 <faux> cm
57:00 <faux> everonye west 
57:00 <dematerialised> my face is racist
57:00 <robot> oh, i'm about 2.3 xm's
57:00 <TheRon> not all africans ahve huse penis
57:00 <Clarkson> nobody gives a shit about your bullshit
57:00 <robot> you're about 3'1 right, xm?
57:00 <TheRon> huge
58:00 <faux> lmao
58:00 <faux> im 156cm
58:00 <DK> I am half sth african, so I have half a huge dong
58:00 <faux> and kg
58:00 <dematerialised> faux is square
58:00 <Serenity> plz
58:00 <johninja> i could lift faux
58:00 <TheRon> japanese have tiny penis
58:00 <robot> i'm 6'5, across
58:00 <couleurs> j/k i'm only 6'1 but i tell the ladies i'm 6'9 when i'm oneline
58:00 <robot> man
58:00 <johninja> yeah you have to add about 8 inches
58:00 <robot> i bet colours gets all the chix
58:00 <Doodle> oh
58:00 <dematerialised> when i pull my fat rolls back i gain about 8 inches
59:00 <DK> nah, I do. 
59:00 <TheRon> john all blokes say that
59:00 <robot> why do i keep confusing DK for Doodle
59:00 <johninja> ;)
59:00 <johninja> easy mistake to make
59:00 <faux> oh
59:00 <Maurice> Coz they're both giant dicks?
59:00 <couleurs> yeap i'm a chicken farmer
59:00 <faux> 5'1
59:00 <faux> im tall
59:00 <faux> in asia.
59:00 <faux> cos theyre gay lovers 
59:00 <Doodle> :o
59:00 <MrMark> 6 months in a leaky boat!!
59:00 <Doodle> bascuse me
59:00 <faux> BITCH U DONT KNOW MY LIFE
00:00 <Doodle> looool
00:00 <TheRon> it's getting harder and harder to breathe
00:00 <Doodle> BOKAY
00:00 <faux> loll
00:00 <robot> someone call TheRon an ambulance
00:00 <Doodle> TheRon
00:00 <Doodle> you're an ambulance
00:00 <robot> can u dial an ambo online
00:00 <robot> what if you cant talk
00:00 <Doodle> ded
00:00 <johninja> TheRon died doing what he loved
00:00 <faux> rofl
00:00 <faux> daddle.
00:00 <TheRon> i live nextdoor to an ambo
00:00 <Doodle> aaaaaaaaahahahahaha
00:00 <johninja> having a few beers, listening to tunes and irc
00:00 <johninja> RIP
00:00 <Doodle> theres an ambulance depot at the end of my street
00:00 <faux> can we nit talk about death
00:00 <Serenity> i have beers
01:00 <faux> gives me chills
01:00 <Doodle> are they multiplying?
01:00 <DK> [19:00:12] <+robot> someone call TheRon an ambulance
01:00 <DK> [19:00:18] <Doodle> TheRon
01:00 <DK> [19:00:22] <Doodle> you're an ambulance
01:00 <faux> lol
01:00 <faux> ffs
01:00 <DK> GET OUT DAD 
01:00 <robot> well Doodle's alright he'll just run there, unless he's incapacitated from having gay homo sex with DK
01:00 <Doodle> NEVER
01:00 <Doodle> what
01:00 <Doodle> nah
01:00 <Doodle> i can still run
01:00 <TheRon> my perfect death is suffocated by huge breasts
01:00 <johninja> haha god i didn't get it the first time around
01:00 <faux> janes bunz.
01:00 <Doodle> mmmmmmmmm
01:00 <TheRon> indeed
01:00 <robot> Doodle can run, AND take it in the butt at the same time
01:00 <TheRon> i'd die happy
02:00 <Doodle> what no i cant
02:00 <robot> oh
02:00 <Doodle> also why do i have to be the taker
02:00 <faux> lets test it out
02:00 <robot> how much does everyone masterb8 Doodle u go first
02:00 <Doodle> no
02:00 <johninja> because you would hurt too much as the giver
03:00 <Doodle> how much?
03:00 <Doodle> well
03:00 <Doodle> thats not an easy question to answer
03:00 <Doodle> its more a lifestyle choice
03:00 <johninja> i'm back to around 0.75 times a day
03:00 <robot> like, you choose to mastuerbate 8 times a day
03:00 <dematerialised> i used to masturbate an average of about 5 times a week
03:00 <Doodle> ye
03:00 <dematerialised> but im cutting down on it
03:00 <robot> man
03:00 <Doodle> actually i havent had a bat in 3 days
03:00 <Doodle> record 
03:00 <johninja> thats why he's cranky
04:00 <Doodle> ye
04:00 <Doodle> rarrr
04:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
04:00 <robot> 3 days i would kill myself
04:00 <robot> or someone else
04:00 <Doodle> lol
04:00 <johninja> why not bot
04:00 <johninja> j
04:00 <dematerialised> i had to join a sex addict group
04:00 <johninja> h
04:00 <Clarkson> WiLd_TuRkeY, in life the only people that will give a fuck about you are your parents and ultimately the only real person that does care for you regardless is your mum, everyone will turn away and the only one standing there looking over you will be your mum
04:00 <robot> at LEAST once /day
04:00 <dematerialised> i had a problem
04:00 <faux> amateurs
04:00 <robot> it makes it awkward if i'm crashing at a mates place
05:00 <robot> go on faux
05:00 <dematerialised> ive batted numerous times at friends places
05:00 <dematerialised> its fun
05:00 <TheRon> TheRidddler, so sad to see a champion of the game quickly becoming like his brother clokes
05:00 <robot> i've batted numerous times since i joined irc
05:00 <robot> nah
05:00 <faux> go on what
05:00 <robot> 1 or 2  i guess
05:00 <dematerialised> i reckon faux batts at least 3 times a day
05:00 <dematerialised> without fail
05:00 <TheRiddler> who?
06:00 <TheRiddler> 5 times
06:00 <TheRon> travis
06:00 <TheRiddler> oh
06:00 <faux> i def do it more than once
06:00 <johninja> frisky~
06:00 <faux> like at least in the shower and before bed
06:00 <faux> and if i cbf other times in between
06:00 <dematerialised> that's sensible
06:00 <robot> that explains the naps
06:00 <dematerialised> haha
07:00 <TheRiddler> more when she watches 1 tree hill
07:00 <TheRiddler> :p
07:00 <TheRon> faux you give yourself a good seeing to in the shower?
07:00 <faux> ye
07:00 <TheRon> it's just what i read
07:00 <dematerialised> i do too
07:00 <faux> most times
07:00 <TheRiddler> I cant fap in the shower
07:00 <dematerialised> there's something about a standing fap in the shower
07:00 <faux> unless im lazy 
07:00 <dematerialised> thatmakes it at least 3 times better
07:00 <TheRiddler> I feel so drained
07:00 <johninja> i got soap in me dickhole once and i stopped doing it
07:00 <Serenity> i swear to god
07:00 <dematerialised> ahha
07:00 <Serenity> if i had a dick id fap everywhere
07:00 <TheRon> too much hard work standing up
07:00 <Clarkson> You still crap on about shit like a teenage boy
07:00 <faux> LOL
07:00 <robot> i can't bat in the shower
08:00 <faux> soapy dickhole
08:00 <robot> microscope gets 2 wet
08:00 <dematerialised> shower faps are like shower beers
08:00 <dematerialised> magic
08:00 <TheRiddler> I rather lay in bed n fap
08:00 <faux> ye i enjoy i good shower fap
08:00 <TheRiddler> fap n nap
08:00 <TheRon> has anybody here not had a shower beer?
08:00 <Serenity> me =/
08:00 <TheRiddler> only at hungryjacks
08:00 <johninja> i don't really enjoy it so much, its more like a chore so i don't get too angry at the world
08:00 <faux> although i have a massage option on me shower head but ive never used it for that reason
08:00 <dematerialised> sezz you are missing out
08:00 <Serenity> ive spewed beer in the shower does thatcount?
08:00 <dematerialised> shower beers are otherworldly
08:00 <johninja> lol shower beers
09:00 <TheRiddler> I've spewed spirits in the shower
09:00 <TheRon> handy when going out
09:00 <Serenity> ive spewed everything everywhere to be fair
09:00 <dematerialised> i have never vomited on myself
09:00 <robot> the old bean cream n clean
09:00 <dematerialised> and i am proud of that
09:00 <Serenity> i will prob spew tonight
09:00 <robot> SHOWER BEERS.
09:00 <dematerialised> SHOWER BEES
09:00 <johninja> i have woke up a few times with vomit on me and can't remember what happened
09:00 <TheRiddler> I drank too much too quickly
09:00 <robot> SHOWER BEES
09:00 <robot> dying
09:00 <Doodle> shower bees!
09:00 <TheRiddler> and the dinner earlier didn't help
09:00 <Doodle> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
10:00 <dematerialised> looks like this shower could do with MOORRRRRRRE BEEEEEEEEEES!
10:00 <robot> my glasses just fell right off me face
10:00 <TheRon> roxette - dangerous
10:00 <johninja> lol...you turn the tap on and expect water but instead there is a swarm of angry bees
10:00 <johninja> hate when that happens
10:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc
10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: DR. BEES Views: 3,520,788 Uploader: Harry Partridge Uploaded: May 11, 2013 Duration: 2m12s Rating: 4.89
10:00 <dematerialised> required viewing
10:00 <robot> lol, watching
10:00 <TheRon> they call me dr worm
10:00 <dematerialised> it's incredible
10:00 <TheRiddler> NOT THE BEES
11:00 <faux> doesnt water get in your shower beer 
11:00 <dematerialised> have you sampled the platter??
11:00 <faux> someone explain 
11:00 <TheRon> faux maybe a little but not enough to notice
11:00 <robot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAhuSDRIDHE
11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: BEES!!! Views: 855,439 Uploader: magicb0y Uploaded: Nov 27, 2010 Duration: 0m28s Rating: 4.93
11:00 <dematerialised> robot you are not watching my video
11:00 <robot> i skimmed
11:00 <faux>  i can understand a bath beer
11:00 <dematerialised> no appreciation for the fine arts
11:00 <faux> shower beer sounds awful
11:00 <TheRiddler> did you get the pure blonde?
11:00 <dematerialised> shame on you robot
11:00 <TheRiddler> sezz
12:00 <robot> i watched part of it
12:00 <TheRon> you wanna get dressed to go out somewhere but you wanna keep drinking, what do you do?
12:00 <dematerialised> b
12:00 <dematerialised> shame
12:00 <partay> TheRon keep drinking
12:00 <TheRon> that's right
12:00 <robot> ok i think it's time to pour a bourbon
12:00 <partay> robot overdue
13:00 <dematerialised> ok i need to poop
13:00 <dematerialised> and then get nachos
13:00 <dematerialised> bye girlfriends
13:00 <johninja> clear out some space eh
14:00 <faux> god dammit hot dude just knocked on me door but was lookingfor me neighbour
14:00 <faux> "ah yes. hes in here. do come in."
14:00 <faux> pants optional.
14:00 <robot> lol
15:00 <robot> say "me n my friends were just discussing.. how often do you masturbate?"
15:00 <robot> no one ever knocks on my door
15:00 <faux> lol sif
16:00 <faux> they wojld if u were in a unit
16:00 <faux> gets confusing for some
16:00 <robot> spose it doesn't help that i live inside 2 locked gates
16:00 <faux> FoRTReSS
16:00 <DK>  <dematerialised> i had to join a sex addict group
16:00 <robot> /nick ChristopherLambert
16:00 <DK> I would do that after sleeping with PD 
16:00 <faux> mm lamb
17:00 <robot> finally someone who likes lamb
17:00 <robot> everyone's hatin on the lamb lately
17:00 <DK> mmm lamb chops
17:00 <DK> play along 
17:00 <couleurs> https://i.imgur.com/mB1yhO9.gifv
18:00 <robot> oi if i wanted to record some audio over some existing videos and upload to youtube, what would people recommend as the best software?
18:00 <Tiggier> what was last said?
18:00 <faux> too much
18:00 <DK> Ash needs to fit a full pack of textas down his peehole 
18:00 <Tiggier> lol
18:00 <faux> lmao
18:00 <faux> connector pens 
19:00 <Tiggier> [19:16] <TheRiddler> you must be very toey tonight faux
19:00 <Tiggier> :p
19:00 <Tiggier> did you get that
19:00 <faux> no
19:00 <Tiggier> lol
19:00 <faux> and why
19:00 <DK> what do you mean toey? like she wears a lot of sandals? 
19:00 <Serenity> i still want to see him put a chuppa chup down there
19:00 <Tiggier> because of what you said last
20:00 <Serenity> so the lollybit is sitting on his knob like a hat
20:00 <faux> im not tiptoeing through me tulips this second
20:00 <DK> LOL 
20:00 <TheRon> kiwis call them jandles
20:00 <DK> Doodle
20:00 <robot> o is Tiggier riddler
20:00 <DK> jandals* you uncultured swine. 
20:00 <TheRon> my bad
27:00 <johninja> <couleurs> I'm glad TheRiddler left
28:00 <couleurs> agreed.
28:00 <johninja> woah scrolled up
28:00 <robot> if i was an operator in this channel, i wouldn't be able to help but rename myself to SmoothOperator
28:00 <couleurs> i'm on FiFa atm
28:00 <robot> that would be rad
28:00 <partay> radbot
28:00 <johninja> i'm on football manager
28:00 <johninja> lost on penalties to dortmund in the DFB cup final
29:00 <johninja> assholes
29:00 <Clarkson> you are fucking stupid
29:00 <johninja> a bit probably
29:00 <couleurs> if i was an operator in this channel, i wouldn't be able to help but rename myself to DomoArigatoMrOperator
30:00 <couleurs> RiP LFC 
30:00 <johninja> yeh man
30:00 <couleurs> BvB will win
30:00 <johninja> so close but yet so far
30:00 <couleurs> lfc got owned 2nd half
30:00 <couleurs> i knew when they scored first gole they lost
30:00 <robot> Clarkson steady on m8
30:00 <Clarkson> are you being slow to be cautious -- so when when the penis appears you can stop in time?
31:00 <robot> i uhh
31:00 <couleurs> beating BvB was a fluke
31:00 <johninja> the BvB curse
32:00 <johninja> i managed to injure 2 of their players so they were down to 9 men
32:00 <johninja> won the fight for sure
33:00 <dematerialised> [19:16:51] <+DK> I would do that after sleeping with PD
33:00 <dematerialised> who/what is that
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
34:00 <dematerialised> aloha
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai2u
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
34:00 <dematerialised> nommuch
34:00 <Trevor> we were just talking about this fat slut that nobody likes
34:00 <dematerialised> just had a shower, washed me hair n shaved
34:00 <Trevor> then you appeared
34:00 <dematerialised> so now i look respectable
34:00 <dematerialised> getting ready to go out
34:00 <partay> k8 you popped?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, you mean you were talking about you ‘wife’
34:00 <robot> hi kate!
34:00 <robot> happy friday
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i entered, and you were like - FUCKING AWESOME
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hai hai
35:00 <dematerialised> yeah he only said something once you joined
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> Happy Friday!
35:00 <dematerialised> he lurves you <3
35:00 <Trevor> are you calling my wife a fat slut?
35:00 <Trevor> thats my job
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
35:00 <Trevor> fuck you
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> no thanks
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> have i popped, naw. No kid yet.
36:00 <robot> how long kate
36:00 <dematerialised> 17 weeks
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> I find out next week from OBGYN (I think) when the c-section will be scheduled. 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> I like em long(ish(
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> in a few weeks MrMark
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> im 30 weeks atm
36:00 <Pac> wow more ladies pregnant
36:00 <robot> i always think of 'pcyc' when i hear 'obgyn'
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> So… between 36-39 weeks 
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ robot
37:00 <robot> rad
37:00 <robot> names?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> depends on me health really.
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> Jack
37:00 <robot> cool
37:00 <robot> oh it's a boy for sure isn't it
37:00 <dematerialised> i always think of the massacres in south sudan when i hear "socioeconomics"
37:00 <robot> lol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> Today a chick at work asked me if i was calling him Jack because of the movie Titanic
38:00 <robot> well, are you
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was like.. ah no!
38:00 <robot> we were wondering..
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> I just like the name.
38:00 <robot> it's a good, hearty name
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like it :D
39:00 <dematerialised> jackoff
39:00 <robot> n if Jack falls thru u can always go for robot
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <dematerialised> hit the road jack
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks robot!
39:00 <dematerialised> jack of all trades
39:00 <Pac> call him Drake
39:00 <dematerialised> crackerjack
39:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/YFrx0is.jpg
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> See awesome name, right
39:00 <robot> robot of all trades
39:00 <robot> nah doens't have the same ring to it
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> I liked Atticus too but everyone was like ewww no… you can’t do tha
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> t
40:00 <dematerialised> yeah
40:00 <robot> lol
40:00 <dematerialised> sparticus would kick his ass
40:00 <Clarkson> much likle my cash in mah dsp to world traders in the cbd, transfer mah aussie $ into bangladesh $ and buy the fucking country and 80 virgins instead of blowing people up
40:00 <robot> Atticus seems to be a popular name on the internet, for cats
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> Max
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> I like Max too
40:00 <dematerialised> you will name him Henry and that is that
41:00 <robot> lolll
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ah not in this life time
41:00 <dematerialised> then he can be king henry
41:00 <dematerialised> his nickname would be hezza
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> there was a lil cunt called Henery at pre -school where i used to teach
41:00 <robot> call him Ignus
41:00 <dematerialised> the hizzle
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <Pac> or u can call him leon as not many guys have that man
41:00 <Pac> name*
42:00 <robot> what makes u say that Pac did u do a survey
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> Or I can call him Jack.
42:00 <johninja> thats because its a shit name
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> the survey says...
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAMP BOW
42:00 <couleurs> FiFa laggy atm every1
42:00 <robot> fk
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks dude
42:00 <robot> hold tha phones guys fifa laggy af
42:00 <johninja> someone needs to tell EA
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> call to arms…. fifa is down
42:00 <dematerialised> sorry guys
43:00 <robot> colours is tryina kick the ball n its just stuck in the air
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> I should probably start playing some online game for the next 6 months. Not like i’ll be working *punches air*
43:00 <robot> hell yeah!
44:00 <robot> play tf2 with me
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i’d get bored.
44:00 <johninja> i played tf2 with robot but he wouldn't pass me the ball
45:00 <robot> lol
45:00 <robot> i was in tf2, but i think john was in fifa
45:00 <johninja> well that explains it
45:00 <johninja> wrong disk
46:00 <dematerialised> i just ordered a kebab and wedges from a new place
46:00 <dematerialised> wish me luck
46:00 <robot> ye gl
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> Soooooooo who wants to write me research preposal ?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> I need a catchy title 
46:00 <robot> me
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS robot!
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks <3
46:00 <robot> i propose for it 2 be about butts
46:00 <robot> it can be called
46:00 <robot> much ado about butts
47:00 <johninja> but research eh
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot wot in the butt
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s bout client satisfaction with service delivery
47:00 <robot> you wanna do it, in my butt?
47:00 <johninja> "it's for a project babe"
47:00 <couleurs> stupid lag ruin me game h8 u ea fix you're SHiT
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was gonna have somehing like what women want….. but it sounds a bit sexual lol
47:00 <johninja> they have that every couple of months in cleo
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> client satisfaction : what women want 
48:00 <robot> call it "Female Expectations. An insider's look."
48:00 <johninja> lol
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> women’s perceptions of client satisfaction
48:00 <johninja> client satisfaction for dummies
48:00 <robot> lol
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
48:00 <Trevor> you know what women want?
48:00 <Trevor> who cares
48:00 <Trevor> we're men
48:00 <Trevor> hahahahahahaha
49:00 <robot> here we go
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> and that’s why you’re fucking a fleshlight trevor
49:00 <Clarkson> water balloon breasts
49:00 <dematerialised> ^
49:00 <dematerialised> that's what i want
49:00 <couleurs> 1 time i played a women on FiFa it was FuN
49:00 <dematerialised> thanks Clarkson
49:00 <Clarkson> we'd find out he's a fucking Liberal party while rich wanker
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow clarky
49:00 <Clarkson> Fennec_Fox eat cum
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> Clarky, title for me research?
49:00 <Clarkson> good shit that stuff
50:00 <johninja> lol
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL SOLVED
50:00 <dematerialised> i onc played a computer game with a girl and she beat me and then never talked to me again and when i asker her why she said it was because i wasn't man enough
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha
50:00 <Trevor> I find Clarkson amusing, not because of the random things he says, but that you guys know he is a bot yet treat him as if he's a human with the intelligence level of ash
50:00 <Clarkson> Attila you badass motherfucker
50:00 <dematerialised> you know what i find amusing, that we'd rather converse with a bot than you
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i played with guys all the time. They gave me 200% health on CS
50:00 <robot> so i went looking for something obscene related to fleshlights online, and boy was i not disappointed
50:00 <robot> http://imgur.com/0KYJXxl
51:00 <johninja> thats a bit sexist
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> robot, you need the bad dragon site
51:00 <robot> oh?  do tell
51:00 <johninja> lol robot
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> cum guzzling toad?
51:00 <dematerialised> how the hell to other men shave their upper lip without cutting theirselves
51:00 <robot> BORING LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This website contains naughty things and is intended solely for viewing by an adult audience. If you're too young or are not comfortable with this, please run away screaming.
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://bad-dragon.com//
52:00 <robot> this ought to be good
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://bad-dragon.com/products/werewolfmuzzle
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> woof!
53:00 <dematerialised> i know what this is but im clicking anyway
53:00 <robot> is that
53:00 <dematerialised> hahahhah
53:00 <dematerialised> oh dear
53:00 <robot> is that a werewolf's mouth fleshlight
53:00 <dematerialised> yes
53:00 <dematerialised> yes it is
53:00 <robot> fuck, me, running.
53:00 <robot> there are some strange cunts out
54:00 <robot> i liek the demon dick
54:00 <Clarkson> i had some retard try a poor attempt at notice flooding me last night
54:00 <dematerialised> like surely you stop and question your life at some point, like you look down and see yourself with your throbbing dick in a plastic mould of a wolf's mouth
54:00 <dematerialised> and ask how do you get to that point
54:00 <robot> lollll
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAOOOOOOOOO
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah hilarious.
54:00 <robot> seriously guys, can we just talk about the demon dick for a second
54:00 <robot> http://bad-dragon.com/products/demondick
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think trevor should look at the packers!
55:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> demondick
56:00 <robot> we're all chippin in george
56:00 <robot> gettin ya 1 of these bad boys for ya bday 
56:00 <robot> https://labs.bad-dragon.com/idea/view/440
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://bad-dragon.com/products/bumblehooves <—— holy fuck. Check the selection out.
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> Im sticking to human dick!
57:00 <Trevor> uhh why?
57:00 <robot> why am i still on this site
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ robot
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> because it’s hilarious.
58:00 <robot> xD
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyone for some ‘cum lube’?
58:00 <Trevor> hmm mariah carey isnt hot anymore she looks like shes had more dick than madonna
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> was she ever hot?
59:00 <robot> no
59:00 <Trevor> yes
59:00 <robot> j-lo was
59:00 <robot> what does she look like now
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> rat facedcunt?
59:00 <dematerialised> j-lo is who i dreamed about when the wife was away
59:00 <robot> Mariah Carey Opens Up About Her Rumored Feud with Jennifer Lopez  ABC News‎ - 2 days ago
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <robot> well how about that.
00:00 <johninja> mariah is going out with james packer
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> not a fan
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> they broke up didn’t they
00:00 <johninja> maybe since
00:00 <johninja> i don't keep up with that much
00:00 <robot> oi everyone whos ur hottest older celebrity
00:00 <johninja> elle still holds up well
00:00 <Trevor> http://imgur.com/w6Mqiru
01:00 <Trevor> if that isnt hot, you're gay
01:00 <Clarkson> but it makes me fart
01:00 <robot> liz hurley was pre good, ionno what she looks like now
01:00 <robot> ehhhh lost some charm
02:00 <johninja> dolly parton is pretty sexy still
02:00 <Clarkson> adonis has posted pics of his dick heaps
02:00 <robot> o ye elle looks pretty good for her age
02:00 <Tiggier> http://static.dnaindia.com/sites/default/files/styles/half/public/2016/01/16/415375-elizabeth-hurley-getty.jpg?itok=B3DgZCq1
02:00 <robot> i never liked dolly
02:00 <johninja> she's so sexual
02:00 <johninja> like that cooking chick
03:00 <johninja> with the black hair
03:00 <johninja> i like her too
03:00 <robot> oh that one
03:00 <johninja> yeah
03:00 <robot> sandra b is pretty good for her age
04:00 <johninja> Nigella Lawson
04:00 <Trevor> wait u guys really do pick up at the bowlies?
04:00 <johninja> nothing wrong with that mate
05:00 <Trevor> yea ok bai
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, that pic is like 20 years ago.
05:00 <johninja> widows are all set in life
05:00 <johninja> and you can get in the will if you're lucky
05:00 <johninja> then you just got to make it look like an acident
05:00 <johninja> and you're fucking rollin'
05:00 <Clarkson> look at me bitch
05:00 <DK> and they can't get preggas, you have two scarfs to choose from and they pop the falsies out 
06:00 <johninja> DK knows 
06:00 <DK> sure do, I am in 3 wills already 
06:00 <johninja> you can use her pension card to get discount
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ DK
06:00 <johninja> missing out Trevor
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> too bad I can’t say the same about the men :|
07:00 <johninja> they have viagra now
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> which is why I still maintain that once man reaches the age of 40 - he needs to retire to a cave.
07:00 <johninja> so its all good
07:00 <Doodle> oh
07:00 <Doodle> thank god
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle, youre not 40l
07:00 <Doodle> not yet
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> 40*!
07:00 <johninja> he isn't 401 either
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods. so it’s all good
08:00 <johninja> maybe in cat years
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:00 <faux> everyone show me your butts
12:00 <faux> im doin a survey
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> later
13:00 <faux> now pls
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> too cold.
13:00 <faux> oh
14:00 <johninja> mine has a crack in it
14:00 <robot> sorry faxu i delinted all my pants
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> but feel free to share dick pics faux
14:00 <Clarkson> romeo depend on what you mean by sexy drive
14:00 <robot> show us ur butt fauax
15:00 <johninja> lol Clarkson
15:00 <Clarkson> it places the shit in the temp dir but thts cleaned on schedule
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> right
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i see
15:00 <robot> k8 u gettin ur butt out?
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, too cold.
16:00 <robot> i still have my a/c on
16:00 <johninja> pregnancy butt is nice
16:00 <robot> i'm only wear undies
16:00 <faux> i gots me wine and banjos so im not cold
16:00 <faux> uh
16:00 <faux> blankie*
16:00 <faux> idk how that changed to banjos
16:00 <faux> ur butt is immaculate
16:00 <faux> if ur butt was human itd be president of buttmerica
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> besides i’m a voyeur tonight 
16:00 <partay> same here a/c is on 
16:00 <robot> LOL
16:00 <robot> banjos
16:00 <johninja> me wine and banjos lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i’m cold. 
16:00 <johninja> hillbilly as fuck
16:00 <faux> did that just come through 
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <faux> i must be lagging bad
17:00 <johninja> yeh it all came at once
17:00 <faux> i sent that like 2 mins ago
17:00 <robot> i'm the one on th car n faux is the one on the patio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myhnAZFR1po
17:00 <faux> lol
17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dueling Banjos (HD) Views: 8,751,127 Uploader: davidandbroliath Uploaded: Sep 5, 2010 Duration: 4m20s Rating: 4.86
17:00 <johninja> pretty good movie that
17:00 <robot> never saw it
17:00 <johninja> you should DL it
17:00 <partay> robot its a must watcb
17:00 <partay> watch
17:00 <johninja> squeeel like a pig
17:00 <robot> i heard its violent
17:00 <partay> it is 
18:00 <johninja> its not that bad
18:00 <johninja> just a bit
18:00 <GoldSpade> ayya
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> plays banjo
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah fuck of goldspade
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> off
18:00 <robot> what the fuck kind of vest is that guy wearing
18:00 <faux> what movie
18:00 <johninja> deliverance
18:00 <GoldSpade> ayyyy! katatonic_kate01
18:00 <partay> deliverance
18:00 <faux> deliverance
18:00 <robot> deliverance
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> goldspade, you’re a cunt. Ignored.
18:00 <GoldSpade> cool
19:00 <GoldSpade> :)
19:00 <faux> goldcunt
19:00 <partay> cunts are useful 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> point taken.
19:00 <GoldSpade> thats right...gold one would be great
19:00 <faux> youuuu are a cunt cunt cunt cunt a big fat stinkin cunt
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <johninja> the lady with the golden vagina
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> super cunt, will suffice
19:00 <robot> actually faux irl: https://youtu.be/myhnAZFR1po?t=205
19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dueling Banjos (HD) Views: 8,751,142 Uploader: davidandbroliath Uploaded: Sep 5, 2010 Duration: 4m20s Rating: 4.86
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <faux> gtfo not clicken
20:00 <faux> 4mins 2 long
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVuj7yansiE
20:00 <robot> just watch 2 secs i put i tat the right spot
20:00 <faux> i put i tat
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> how awesome are rufus!
20:00 <faux> ok tweety
20:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
20:00 <robot> i tawt i put i tat
20:00 <faux> lmao
21:00 <faux> is that guy ok
21:00 <robot> no
21:00 <faux> y does he look like an alien
21:00 <robot> coz
21:00 <robot> alien.
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <faux> ah ye
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos he be special
21:00 <robot> i think hes sposed to be inbred
21:00 <faux> benjamin buttocks 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s how i imagine trevor
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> would look like.
22:00 <faux> i like when Trevor pretends hes married
22:00 <johninja> yes, he's imbred
22:00 <robot> imbred
22:00 <faux> im bred ur bred we're all bred
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wanna be buttered
22:00 <faux> is your muffin buttered
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> and some skinny jeans forced on
22:00 <johninja> if anyone is gonna fuck my sister its gonna be me
22:00 <robot> would you like us to assign someone to butter ur muffin
22:00 <Doodle> wat
22:00 <johninja> thats how they do things down south
22:00 <faux> robot y r u such a skeez
22:00 <Trevor> south of where?
22:00 <robot> dont listen 2 faux she doesnt even go here
23:00 <johninja> america
23:00 <faux> buttmerica.
23:00 <Trevor> mexico?
23:00 <faux> MEHICO
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot wot 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> in the butt
23:00 <johninja> no, like southern america
23:00 <johninja> geeze
23:00 <johninja> southern usa
23:00 <faux> Doodle 
23:00 <Trevor> oh so not south of america at all
23:00 <johninja> no not really
23:00 <robot> oi i told u didnt i, i went to the mall in that movie
23:00 <couleurs> Bread Pitt
23:00 <Doodle> yes ma'am
23:00 <johninja> i can see how you got confused
23:00 <faux> hi
23:00 <Doodle> hiiii
23:00 <Trevor> Bread Pitts <3
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> mall....
23:00 <faux> hows skewl
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckin’ shops mate
24:00 <Doodle> on hols
24:00 <Trevor> imbred pitts
24:00 <faux> yey
24:00 <robot> well it wasn't in australia
24:00 <faux> 4 hos log
24:00 <couleurs> The First Rule of Pizza Club is You Have to Pizza
24:00 <faux> how long.
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> still
24:00 <Doodle> 2 more wks
24:00 <faux> YEY
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima use me cell and go to the mall
24:00 <faux> r u relexin
24:00 <partay> 2 weeks
24:00 <Doodle> well
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick in hand>
24:00 <faux> oh
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
24:00 <johninja> i get in trouble for saying trash
24:00 <Doodle> i'm rly stoned and about to have a bath
24:00 <Doodle> and i have wine
24:00 <Doodle> so ye
24:00 <robot> Doodle take a beer
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <faux> lollll
24:00 <faux> youre such a lady
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
24:00 <Doodle> i dont have beer cos its shit
24:00 <faux> love it.
25:00 <robot> r u gonna do ur legs
25:00 <Doodle> o/`
25:00 <faux> also pix
25:00 <Doodle> ye
25:00 <johninja> put some bubbles in
25:00 <faux> berberls
25:00 <Kynetic> i think robot wants to join ya
25:00 <Doodle> i always do 
25:00 <robot> lol
25:00 <Doodle> blblblblblb
25:00 <robot> excuse me.
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> bath farts
25:00 <johninja> kek
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> oo yeah
25:00 <faux> pics required pls
25:00 <Kynetic> mmm
25:00 <robot> bath farts are the WORST
25:00 <Kynetic> love bath farts
25:00 <Kynetic> specially when theres bubbles
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> worse than shower farts
25:00 <johninja> depends whose they are i suppose
25:00 <johninja> mine i can handle
25:00 <Doodle> lol i'm not taking pics of me in the bath, it would look like a jap whaling fleet in full harpoon mode
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> basically prego farts TRUMP any fart.
25:00 <Doodle> blood everywhere
25:00 <partay> Kynetic's here.. everyone pants off 
25:00 <faux> gtfo
26:00 <Kynetic> i think they knew i was coming
26:00 <Kynetic> everyones pants are already off
26:00 <faux> i havent worn pants since 2006
26:00 <Doodle> tru
26:00 <Doodle> i'm in me jox
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle we just want dick  pics
26:00 <Doodle> i know
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <Doodle> u filthy minded mares
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
26:00 <faux> i dont
26:00 <Kynetic> Doodle hasnt seen his dick since 2006
26:00 <robot> one time Kynetic came over n stayed the night n hes like i need 2 take a bath n im like ok so hes in the bath n hes like oi robot c'mere i'm stuck help n im like no hes like help n im like fine n i go in there n hes just doin farts in the water
26:00 <Doodle> shh
26:00 <faux> i want lady leg bathbpic
26:00 <faux> pox
26:00 <Kynetic> pox?
26:00 <Doodle> lol no pls
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> i haven’t seen my dick in 6 months
27:00 <Trevor> hey i found ur facebook profile
27:00 <Kynetic> katatonic_kate01 is it detachable?
27:00 <johninja> you have a tiny penis inside you rn
27:00 <Doodle> i'll drop me fone in the bath
27:00 <faux> lmao john
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <robot> she hasn't needed it since she got herself pregnant with it
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
27:00 <faux> call your neighbour over Doodle 
27:00 <Kynetic> no
27:00 <Trevor> https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264507
27:00 <Kynetic> i am not going over to Doodle's again
27:00 <Doodle> who buttcrack man
27:00 <faux> "hey can ya just take a quick pic. sfor the internet ay"
28:00 <Kynetic> ho ho ho its that link that links back to your own facebook profile
28:00 <Kynetic> Trevor's a funny cunt.
28:00 <Doodle> hee hee hee
28:00 <Trevor> thnx <3
28:00 <faux> trevor youre an idiet go drown in a bucket of horse cum
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is simple minded. 
28:00 <johninja> he'sgiven you an excuse to z-line him
28:00 <Doodle> buggedahorscum
28:00 <Trevor> faux, ok but u better make me a bucket
28:00 <faux> can we vote
28:00 <Doodle> y
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1
28:00 <faux> press 5 to ban trev
28:00 <Doodle> loool
28:00 <johninja> lol
28:00 <Doodle> 5
29:00 <robot> LOL
29:00 <faux> 5
29:00 <robot> oh, kate.
29:00 <faux> idiet
29:00 <johninja> 5
29:00 <Trevor> 5
29:00 <Kynetic> press F to pay your respects
29:00 <robot> 5
29:00 <Doodle> f
29:00 <Doodle> f5
29:00 <Kynetic> lol
29:00 <johninja> alt+f4
29:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <robot> press F again to call trev a faggot
29:00 <Doodle> bzzzt
29:00 <robot> f
29:00 <Trevor> f
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> worth it!
29:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01
29:00 <Kynetic> f
29:00 <Doodle> say 5
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai2u
29:00 <faux> b
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> why?
29:00 <robot> asl k8
29:00 <faux> wb mong
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> 18 F Syd
29:00 <Doodle> [22:28] <faux> press 5 to ban trev
29:00 <Kynetic> kate tits out for the boys
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> (virgin)
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick out for the girls kynetic 
30:00 <robot> ye Kynetic
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah!
30:00 <robot> the girls r waitin
30:00 <Kynetic> robot youre not a girl
30:00 <faux> i say press 5 kate presses 1 17 times and gets kicked
30:00 <faux> BABY BRAIN
30:00 <partay> http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/sexist-reasons-men-wont-go-women/
30:00 <johninja> he can be what he wants to be shitlord
30:00 <Doodle> VOTES ARE IN
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> 5 ! (x 17)
30:00 <Kynetic> i bet robot would have nice tits if he was a girl
30:00 <Clarkson> after i licked out her sweet smelling little pussy
30:00 <Doodle> oer
31:00 <johninja> you are thinking too far agead Clarkson
31:00 <Clarkson> JenniLo, fuck i would trust or provided any info to realist at all
31:00 <faux> pix clarky
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re the weakest trevor, buh bye… BAMP BOW 
31:00 <robot> Kynetic do u often think about me havin tits
31:00 <Clarkson> [08:57:53] otherwise why would her parents think she might have been gay if she didn't lead them onto it?
31:00 <Clarkson> sounds like your angry from the gay freddo frog eating greek stoner pun
31:00 <Doodle> whoah
31:00 <Trevor> bye
31:00 <Kynetic> robot sorry i couldnt hear you over the thought of your massive bazoongas
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> off you go!
31:00 <Trevor> ok
31:00 <faux> Trevor how tall r u
31:00 <johninja> the tribe has spoken
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> think of a hobbit faux
31:00 <robot> i didn't know they stacked shit that high
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> hobbit with mix of banjo boi
31:00 <Trevor> i am 6 inches
31:00 <Kynetic> faux never saw lord of the rings
32:00 <faux> gross
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
32:00 <faux> doesnt it go for like 19 hours
32:00 <faux> pls
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> 300
32:00 <partay> LOTR
32:00 <Kynetic> thats only if you watch it once
32:00 <faux> id rather pick me nose
32:00 <robot> if u go over 2 Kynetics house on a thursday night u can see lord of the rings
32:00 <Doodle> faux only saw the porno version
32:00 <Doodle> LAWDY the rings
32:00 <faux> and tiptoe through me tulips.
32:00 <partay> shit movie/s
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> dildo lord of the ring - trevor starred in it 
32:00 <johninja> they were made in new zealand
32:00 <Clarkson> who the fuck provides u 500 bucks for such frivolous spending
32:00 <robot> faux it's like 13 or something, extended edition
32:00 <johninja> of course they were going to be shit
32:00 <faux> ive never seen stsr wars either 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, you’re not missing out on much
33:00 <Kynetic> next she'll be telling us shes never seen indiana jones either
33:00 <robot> stsr wars
33:00 <faux> i had a lecturer who kept discussing star ears in every lecture
33:00 <faux> i was likr NO ONR CARES U FAT NERD
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah they’re cunts
33:00 <johninja> lol star ears now
33:00 <robot> star wars
33:00 <Kynetic> kek
33:00 <robot> STAR WARS
33:00 <faux> star wars fuck
33:00 <Trevor> didnt that lotr char dildo also appear in an eminem track?
33:00 <robot> NOT STAR EARS
33:00 <faux> SHUP ROBUTT
33:00 <faux> FIGHT ME
33:00 <johninja> star trek is the one with the ears
33:00 <robot> OK
33:00 <faux> LEZGO
33:00 <robot> MEET @ TH SERVO
34:00 <robot> NO COUZ
34:00 <faux> whats couz
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> just say no to sci fi
34:00 <robot> cousins
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> or fantasy
34:00 <faux> oh
34:00 <faux> couscous
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm
34:00 <Trevor> o robot u wanna meet at the servo?
34:00 <robot> yum.
34:00 <Kynetic> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/01/38/a4/0138a40a979e9ee663640ed14940152b.jpg
34:00 <Trevor> for sex or fiting or wot? ill do both
34:00 <faux> fantasey.mp3
34:00 <robot> Trevor be there in 5
34:00 <faux> -- couleurs 
34:00 <Clarkson> lol so ur car is the r1c3d up sh1t
34:00 <Doodle> faux doesnt understand no couz cos she has 17,462 of them
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> he wants to fuck you robot!
34:00 <Clarkson> tell me interesting history like how many bitches did you fuck while you were in the army
35:00 <robot> score, kate!
35:00 <Kynetic> i only fucked bitches in the navy
35:00 <Clarkson> hmmmmm half hour to go .......... mite stroll across to woolies n get some shit ...... bbs
35:00 <faux> smd Doodle 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5
35:00 <Doodle> k
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> taking one for the team
35:00 <Kynetic> in the army we fucked REAL  men.
35:00 <faux> lol my 18 year old cousin wants 2 fite doodie 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
35:00 <robot> smd Doodle is like
35:00 <Doodle> ye
35:00 <robot> atm Machine
35:00 <Kynetic> pin number
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1800 SMD
35:00 <Doodle> i'm gonna pin him down and give him a big kiss faux
35:00 <Trevor> every time i see "^ 5" i think "to the power of 5" which is 00000 or just 0
35:00 <faux> lmao
36:00 <faux> tickle his willy
36:00 <Doodle> loool
36:00 <Doodle> poor kibbeh
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re worth ^ 5 trevor <3 xx
36:00 <Doodle> or w/ev his name is
36:00 <faux> ILL SHOW U GAY CUNT
36:00 <Doodle> OK HOMMUS
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> whips out dick
36:00 <robot> i'll fuck you right here in the diner!
36:00 <Clarkson> beehhh stop bringing up australian politics nobody in the country gives a fuck about it
36:00 <Trevor> 2umabe
37:00 <faux> LMAO
37:00 <faux> poor hashish.
37:00 <faux> ok hommus.
37:00 <faux> lool
37:00 <faux> yeah beehhh
37:00 <faux> thtop it
37:00 <Doodle> loool
37:00 <Doodle> hashishm8chillbru
37:00 <faux> i wish you could send voice clips on irc
37:00 <robot> lool always sounds like pool to me
38:00 <Doodle> k shoehorning meself into the bath bblz
38:00 <faux> i wanna send burp
38:00 <faux> s
38:00 <faux> PIX bye
38:00 <Serenity> i wanna listen to doodle on skype again
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <faux> hi Skirmish welcome 2 hell
38:00 <robot> funny, Serenity usually asks me to see doodles on skype
39:00 <Serenity> heheh
39:00 <Skirmish> lol to hell you say. 
39:00 <Clarkson> im always fuckin broke
39:00 <faux> Ye
39:00 <robot> well stop spending ur money on hookers n cocaine Clarkson
39:00 <Clarkson> Pieter, that is fucking disgusting. I am offended.
39:00 <faux> yeah Pieter 
39:00 <Kynetic> Clarkson is such a bitch
39:00 <Clarkson> stupid fucking failure at newstart log books
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s whores and ice now robot.
40:00 <robot> o ye
40:00 <robot> get a few shards up ya
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck oath
40:00 <Clarkson> you're in shit tomorrow then
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> followed up with a woodstock chaser
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckin’ sick bro
40:00 <partay> woodstock
40:00 <partay> jesus
41:00 <robot> when i was in canada i was chilling out looking for something to watch on tv one night and this program comes on...
41:00 <robot> the ICE epidemic in AUSTRALIA
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <partay> that is sewerage
41:00 <robot> oh darn
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… if you look at the stats, it’s not an epidemic 
41:00 <partay> id rather have faux sit on my face that drink a woodstock 
41:00 <faux> Kynetic
42:00 <robot> lol
42:00 <faux> excuse me
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d rather eat a splice
42:00 <partay> Mmmm splice
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> so good pine lime
42:00 <partay> yep
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i might get 900 tomorrow
43:00 <robot> i would rather have a slice of nice rice at the right price
43:00 <partay> i out six in a blender once and added vodka 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok then
43:00 <partay> put*
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh noice
43:00 <partay> delish
43:00 <faux> youd be privileged 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> when you can’t drink, everyone fucking suggests delicious alcholic bevvies :( 
44:00 <Tiggier> lol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1st week after bubs is born…. i become an alcho
44:00 <robot> they aren't delicious, kate.  they'd only end up in a hangover.
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <Skirmish> Kate's tatahs will be fountains of milk infused booze for the new baby to suck on. 
45:00 <faux> ya might as wellll face it youre addicted to butttts
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> as if i’m breast feeding
45:00 <robot> tatahs
45:00 <Skirmish> Why not breast feed? 
45:00 <robot> katatonic_kate01:  want bitty
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> I support others who wanna breast feed, but it’s fucking annoying 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> and damp and… sore and naw - fuck that shit
46:00 <faux> ye if i wanted a giant sook sucking me tits id date me ex
46:00 <robot> breast feeding in public areas.  discuss.
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah all for it robot
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have no issues with a woman feeding her child.
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> in public
46:00 <Skirmish> robot: I am all for it but I need women to understand that men are going to check out the titty. 
46:00 <robot> ye men can't help it
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> why check it out for
46:00 <robot> we're just like
46:00 <faux> teh more boobs teh merrier
47:00 <robot> that is a titty.
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s a mother feeding her child
47:00 <Skirmish> We're programmed to Kate. 
47:00 <robot> it is right there.
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> nothing sexual bout that
47:00 <Skirmish> It's a chick with a resume and a titty out. 
47:00 <faux> id look but i wouldnt stare
47:00 <faux> staring is weird
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah and creepy
47:00 <robot> it doesn't bother me one bit, but it catches me off guard
48:00 <robot> like someone i know recently started feeding their baby
48:00 <Skirmish> If I saw a woman breast feeding in public I would look. If she caught me I would lick my lips and walk away leaving her feeling aroused and awkward all at the same time. 
48:00 <robot> n i'm like, o ye
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> in what univers skirmish *shudder*
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> universe**
48:00 <faux> lmao
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
48:00 <Skirmish> As if pretend I am some kind of horrble monster. 
48:00 <faux> shed barf all over her nab 
48:00 <faux> baby*
49:00 <faux> barfelona
49:00 <robot> her national australia bank
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <Serenity> all over her nab
49:00 <Serenity> roflll
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> as if get offened for being a creepster 
49:00 <Tiggier> bellona is a roman god of war
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> RAH
50:00 <faux> feck me eyeball is so itchy
50:00 <Tiggier> barfelona is the irc goddess of hangovers
50:00 <Skirmish> Stratch it. 
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaahahaha
50:00 <faux> stratch
50:00 <faux> im stratching
50:00 <robot> faux put vinegar in it
50:00 <faux> its not khelping
50:00 <robot> LOL
50:00 <Skirmish> I am tired. Gobble my dong. 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> you know which movie was possibly the worst movie ever made - that gods movie with all the egyptian gods in it
51:00 <faux> id rather not
51:00 <Trevor> Skirmish, ok
51:00 <robot> it's not khelppinngggg
51:00 <Skirmish> Trevor: Thanks for the offer. I will keep you in reserve for when I have no female options. 
51:00 <robot> gods movie?
51:00 <johninja> on the other hand one of the best movies ever made was gods must be crazy
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
51:00 <Trevor> Skirmish, faggot
52:00 <Skirmish> You're only a faggot if you're the one with the dick in your mouth. 
52:00 <robot> it's funny how movie themes tend to go in cycles
52:00 <faux> oh good
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummm the movie what was it called
52:00 <robot> like there were a lot of movies about death as i recall, when i was young.  like, ghost, ghost dad, i dunno, almost an angel
52:00 <robot> you don't see as many now
52:00 <robot> then it was aliens
52:00 <faux> cheese dad
52:00 <johninja> did it have the rock in?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> Gods of Egypt
52:00 <robot> lol
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> that crock of shit
52:00 <Clarkson> Matthew, your first gay experience was in youth?
52:00 <faux> jebenbaba
53:00 <johninja> Clarkson asking the big questions
53:00 <Clarkson> what's a nice way of telling ur wife you don't want to have sex with her till she loses weight?
53:00 <faux> lmao
53:00 <faux> oh dear.
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
53:00 <Skirmish> If you haven't already seen them, check out the two Sherlock Holmes movies with RD Jnr in them. Brilliant movies. 
53:00 <faux> bit rude clarky
53:00 <Clarkson> i say that but two of my best friends r gay hahahahaha
53:00 <faux> ok
53:00 <johninja> lol
53:00 <robot> o no theres a hole in me undies
53:00 <robot> time fro some new clotjhes
53:00 <faux> i would eat soup out of robert downie jnrs butt
54:00 <faux> ok i wouldnt but id nibble his dong
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> really!
54:00 <johninja> he's probably crazy enough to let you do that
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw… not me cup of tea aye
54:00 <robot> RDJ is a champ
54:00 <faux> idk i find him Endearing
54:00 <faux> CuTe
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Brad and keanu 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’d be down for that
54:00 <faux> eh brad is ok 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> who else
55:00 <faux> keanu is like leb or something
55:00 <faux> or born in beirut
55:00 <faux> same shit
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah something like that
55:00 <faux> what about chad michael murray
55:00 <robot> what about bill murray
55:00 <faux> id give him a nibble.
55:00 <Skirmish> Reeves was born in Beirut, Lebanon, the son of Patricia Bond (née Taylor), a costume designer/performer, and Samuel Nowlin Reeves, Jr.[4] His mother is English, from Essex, England.[5] His father, an American from Hawaii, has Native Hawaiian, Chinese, Portuguese, and English ancestry
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> kit harington
56:00 <Serenity> its like a whirlwind inside of my head
56:00 <faux> idk who thst is
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> jon snow
56:00 <Skirmish> OH NO LINKIN PARK! 
56:00 <faux> NEED A GOOGLE BOT ROBOT.
56:00 <couleurs> KeaNoo Heaves
56:00 <Serenity> oh yes
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> from GOT
56:00 <faux> i dont watch got
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
56:00 <Serenity> ive not seen one ep of got
56:00 <faux> never seen it
56:00 <robot> faux it'd return quite a lot of text
56:00 <Skirmish> I am behind actually. Better download. 
57:00 <faux> i think i watched 20 mins of the first ep and turned it off to watch porn
57:00 <faux> i wasn't Intrigued.
57:00 <couleurs> Bond, Patricia Bond. Pizza... No Anchovies.
57:00 <robot> my entire ball sack has now found its way through the hole in me pants
57:00 <Serenity> o
57:00 <faux> thx 4 the update
57:00 <robot> ye
57:00 <faux> brb tweeting
57:00 <robot> keepin u up 2 date
57:00 <faux> kate would u bone mark harmon
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://askarsgard.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Alex-GQ-German.jpg
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> this guy all day and night 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> and into the next day and night
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> um who
58:00 <robot> what
58:00 <faux> yum hes cute but he needs more lips
58:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH FAUX
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
58:00 <faux> WHY.
58:00 <robot> but he's Mr Shoop
58:00 <faux> he is a SiLVeR FoX
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> my mum likes him and makes me vomit when she lusts over him
58:00 <Serenity> ERIC
58:00 <faux> lmao 
58:00 <faux> your mom rocks
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <faux> mark Harmon is delicious
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah no
59:00 <faux> id f teh skin off his d
59:00 <robot> excuse me do you see a wheelchair under mark harmon
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
59:00 <robot> no
59:00 <robot> coz mark harmon is cool
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> not yet robot, but soon
59:00 <faux> hes not that old
59:00 <faux> only like
59:00 <faux> 65.
59:00 <faux> lmao
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://a1.files.biography.com/image/upload/c_fill,cs_srgb,dpr_1.0,g_face,h_300,q_80,w_300/MTIwNjA4NjMzNzA4MTE5NTY0.jpg
59:00 <robot> wot about tom cruise
59:00 <faux> no
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hawt faux
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> tom is cunt
00:00 <Clarkson> dont u hate it when ppl fuck you for money
00:00 <faux> hes too shhort
00:00 <faux> and not that cute
00:00 <robot> geez mark has gotten old
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep 
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> too short
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> I only like tall men
00:00 <robot> what about beddlesticks tumblepatch
00:00 <faux> YUM LOOK AT HIS CHEEKY SMILE
00:00 <Skirmish> Mark Harmon would probably blue pill you to death faux. 
00:00 <faux> id sit on it
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <robot> ROFL
00:00 <robot> that is hands down the funniest thing Skirmish has ever said
00:00 <faux> was it.
00:00 <faux> lol
01:00 <Skirmish> I've said heaps funnier stuff. 
01:00 <robot> yes
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> M J Fox?
01:00 <robot> i snorted.
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
01:00 <robot> ewan mcgregor
01:00 <faux> m j fox would be like a vibrator
01:00 <faux> his fingers all trembly inside u
01:00 <Skirmish> MJ Fox just shows you are lazy kate. You'd jump on and just let him wobble around. 
01:00 <Serenity> omg
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.glamourmagazine.co.uk/celebrity/celebrity-galleries/2015/08/sexiest-hottest-men-of-2015-2016
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m pregnant and have little energy. Yes i’ll star fish it up!
02:00 <robot> i used to be a bit gay for brad pitt, circa fight club through troy
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> I dont think liam hemsworth is hawt
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> his brother, yas.
03:00 <robot> wtf santiago cabrera
03:00 <robot> is he hot?
03:00 <faux> whos that 
03:00 <faux> pix
03:00 <couleurs> evaginananine lilly
03:00 <robot> #90 on kates list
04:00 <faux> santaclaus sambrero
04:00 <faux> kates list made my app crash
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> James fanco? But skeezy but hawt
04:00 <faux> fanco
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it was such a shit link
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ fanco
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas!
04:00 <faux> jerms fenco
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> grunts
05:00 <couleurs> kate's farts made my app rash
05:00 <robot> eyyy paul rudd 79
05:00 <robot> bit gay for paul rudd
05:00 <faux> bit gay 4 men 
05:00 <Clarkson> xbmc is a lot of shit
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH fucking lol! Today, we had a team meetiing and we were looking at a team behavour / charter 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways one of the points was
05:00 <robot> wot, jai courtney
05:00 <robot> no
05:00 <couleurs> Dude, You Gay 4 Girls
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> “we do not grunt at each other”
05:00 <robot> 75?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> I almost wet me pants
05:00 <faux> lollllll
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’ll see if i have it in me bag - legit work document lol
06:00 <robot> jai courtneys head looks like a football field had sex with an alien
06:00 <Clarkson> most worst crap on tv
06:00 <Skirmish> Hey Kate do you want to go to the Supanova pop culture festival with me? 
06:00 <faux> SHOW ME ROBOT
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah… no. 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> I’m not that much of a ned
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> ned :( NERD
06:00 <Skirmish> http://www.supanova.com.au/
06:00 <faux> gayest thing skirmish has ever said
06:00 <robot> http://goodfilmguide.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Jai-Courtney.jpg
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <faux> SuPaNoVa PoP CuLTuRe
07:00 <Serenity> Skirmish come and take lily for me
07:00 <Serenity> ta
07:00 <Skirmish> A friend has asked me to work it with him. He wants to check out Shannon Doherty. 
07:00 <faux> rofl robot
07:00 <faux> i see thr alien and football feld
07:00 <faux> i
07:00 <robot> lol
07:00 <robot> right
07:00 <Skirmish> I am nearly tempted to go check out the cosplay chicks. 
07:00 <faux> lolol
07:00 <Serenity> dude they'll all be 14
07:00 <Serenity> relax
08:00 <partay> Skirmish it would be worth it
08:00 <partay> apart from the 14 yr olds
08:00 <Skirmish> The good ones will be in their 20's. Cosplay chicks are hawt. 
08:00 <faux> ok riddler
08:00 <robot> 65 colin firth
08:00 <robot> colin is a sexy man
08:00 <Tiggier> lol
08:00 <Clarkson> Nightshift wages would be better, if they wern't bastards
08:00 <faux> firth thecond third
09:00 <faux> woah its 11
09:00 <faux> TiMr FLieS when you have no life 
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> what are you gonna dress up as skirmish?
09:00 <Skirmish> A security guard. 
09:00 <Tiggier> I link some cosplay
09:00 <Tiggier> I'll
09:00 <Tiggier> lol
10:00 <robot> ok ladies here's a question for you
10:00 <robot> how much of a man's sexiness is attributed to looks vs. pure physical form
11:00 <robot> rofl john cena looks like his neck is holding the rest of his body hostage
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <Serenity> i have no idea what he just said
11:00 <Skirmish> Why do bollywood chicks look so funny when posing? http://photogallery.indiatimes.com/photo/22202108.cms
12:00 <Tiggier> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aRAbD0j_700b_v3.jpg
12:00 <robot> here u go faxu, RDJ is #39
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://imgur.com/mnOkGcq <— faux
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish, she looks a lil… drunk or something.
16:00 <robot> #10 prince harry
16:00 <robot> gingers representin
16:00 <dematerialised> hello babes did you miss me?
16:00 <dematerialised> i missed all of you
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> who are you?
16:00 <faux> wtf kate
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
17:00 <faux> why cant tou take your phone on your breaks 
17:00 <dematerialised> i ask myself that question every morning when i wake up, and every morning when i go to bed k9
17:00 <dematerialised> i wish i knew the answer
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh we have portable phones…
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> that staff charter was made in 2012 - there were like 900 psychos there
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> staff members
17:00 <faux> obh
17:00 <faux> oh*
18:00 <faux> i thought your mob
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… oh is what i said
18:00 <faux> i was like wot
18:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a8MRwdY_700b.jpg
18:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aeGnmZq_700b.jpg
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i read it today and was like ah wtf wrote all this — as i was working there at time
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ we dont grunt at others 
18:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> who the fuck needs to say that lol
19:00 <faux> lmao
19:00 <faux> grunty mcgrunterson
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <dematerialised> i feel all warm and snuggly
19:00 <dematerialised> who wants to cuddle?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> grunty mccunt
19:00 <TheRiddler> boaty mcboatface
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass
19:00 <faux> not i
19:00 <robot> ye
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> robot will
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is always up for a good cuddle
19:00 <faux> ill spill m wine
19:00 <faux> cant have that
19:00 <robot> then you'll whine geddit
20:00 <faux> ye
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
20:00 <faux> no wine i whine
20:00 <dematerialised> i feel like smooth creamery button
20:00 <dematerialised> butter
20:00 <dematerialised> warmed up and drizzled over some toast
20:00 <faux> what
20:00 <TheRiddler> last wine I tried was some awful mango wine
20:00 <faux> o
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> robot, you’re gonna make an awesome dad with all your lame dad jokes
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <robot> u gotta spend more than $4 on a bottle, TheRiddler
20:00 <faux> dadbot
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> im already feeling sorry for your unborn kids
20:00 <robot> thx kate
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> <3
20:00 <faux> bit harsh m8
20:00 <robot> but i don't really want kids
20:00 <dematerialised> faux's wine was $11 a bottle
21:00 <TheRiddler> it was philippine wine
21:00 <faux> which oe demat
21:00 <faux> one
21:00 <dematerialised> i think it was pink moscato
21:00 <dematerialised> cant remember
21:00 <faux> philipwine
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> $4 or wine
21:00 <robot> poscato
21:00 <faux> no
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> red, red wine
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> MOSCATO
21:00 <faux> wait what
21:00 <robot> kate!
21:00 <robot> lol
21:00 <robot> didn't i say that was your favourite song, last time you were here
21:00 <faux> are you talking about teh wine u didnt buy me
21:00 <dematerialised> i dunno
21:00 <dematerialised> i cant remmber
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can get $4 moscato lol. I used to drink it wif me neighbours
22:00 <faux> youve lost me
22:00 <dematerialised> ive done a little bit of drugs, im a bit lost myself
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> we;d eat sausage rolls and drink $4 wine. Classy as! 
22:00 <robot> occasionally i like a little taste of a sweet white, like a moscato, reisling or chenin
22:00 <faux> this ones clearskin sauv blanc
22:00 <faux> idk how much thy are
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> resling… fuck off nana
22:00 <faux> id google if i had a google bot
23:00 <robot> it'll get banned for flooding
23:00 <faux> no we'll put it in my chan
23:00 <faux> duh
23:00 <robot> here's 18 million results
23:00 <robot> k
23:00 <faux> people would abuse it in here
23:00 <faux> people being me
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <robot> lol
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyoe seen broad city or the night manager tv series?
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> if so rate it, please.
24:00 <dematerialised> 5/9
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> for what ?
24:00 <dematerialised> both
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> 5 / 9
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm
25:00 <dematerialised> the kebab i had earlier was sub-par
25:00 <robot> i can't make a google bot faux.  u need 2 sign up 4 a google acct, and it says click here 2 prove you're not a robot
25:00 <robot> .
26:00 <faux> ok
26:00 <robot> lolll
26:00 <faux> anyway this is th one
26:00 <MrMark> are we all pissed off our faces and naked yet?
26:00 <Doodle> yes
26:00 <dematerialised> i was all that and more two days ago
26:00 <TheRiddler> there's a really bad storm coming to perth
26:00 <dematerialised> catch up
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> no MrMark - but send dick pics
26:00 <faux> https://m.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_345993/cleanskin-marlborough-sauvignon-blanc
26:00 <dematerialised> nah its not riddler
26:00 <faux> BiG sPeNDeR
26:00 <TheRiddler> sezz did you tie down everything
26:00 <dematerialised> its just a regular cold front
26:00 <TheRiddler> oh
27:00 <faux> wb doodie
27:00 <TheRiddler> that's ok then
27:00 <faux> how was bath
27:00 <Serenity> theyre making a huge deal of nothing
27:00 <Serenity> there might be some hail
27:00 <Serenity> thats about it
28:00 <DK> actually.. tomorrow we are looking at some narky tart weather 
28:00 <TheRiddler> my bro in-law and my youngest sister are on a cruise ship out at freo atm
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <Serenity> oh lol
28:00 <TheRiddler> because they cant dock because of the wind
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> me either riddler
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> *chortles*
28:00 <TheRiddler> they dont dock ships at the port with winds above 45 knots
28:00 <DK> ooo waaaaa
28:00 <dematerialised> i cant dock because my keel is too shallow
29:00 <TheRiddler> DocK
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick!
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <faux> woll smoths dock
29:00 <dematerialised> ^
30:00 <couleurs> i went to aldi the other week and a girl asked me where the eggs where when i was in line @ the checkout do you think it was a euphemism or did she just want to make a omelette
31:00 <dematerialised> you should have said they are probably in your ovaries would you like them fertilised
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> she wanted you couleurs
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> especially in aldi
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps get so horny, saving money!
31:00 <couleurs> i told her they were somewhere in isle 4 or some thing and she went there and the eggs are in isle 3 #owned
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> #cunt
32:00 <dematerialised> jet fuel cant melt steel beams
32:00 <couleurs> anyway why do people ask me where things are 
32:00 <johninja> you look like someone who would know
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> what he said
32:00 <johninja> and won't yell at them for asking
32:00 <dematerialised> because you keep stealing the worker uniforms and wearing them around the shop
33:00 <johninja> "eggs? where's my fuckin eggs?"
33:00 <couleurs> theirs heaps of hot girls @ aldi their like 20 something student hipster or exotic europeans
33:00 <dematerialised> haha exotic euros
34:00 <DK> aldi is german yeah> 
34:00 <partay> couleurs you must have that shop assistant look
34:00 <couleurs> people ask me where things are at jb hifi too HI DO YOU WORK HERE? erm no OH OK BYE
34:00 <johninja> yes, now what is your credit card number?
34:00 <couleurs> 1 time i'm gonna say yes and recommend a yanni cd
35:00 <johninja> yesh just do something fucked
35:00 <johninja> so they complain on the facebook page about the shit assistant
35:00 <Clarkson> slappin that ass
36:00 <couleurs> 1 time i said look @ all these damn phones they're so big and a girl laughed she thought i did a euphemism i bet but i just meant it wouldn't fit in my pocket ok slut
36:00 <Clarkson> he likes the cock
36:00 <couleurs> Exactly.
36:00 <johninja> A Belgian whose older brother was one of the suicide bombers in the terror attacks on Brussels has won gold at the European Taekwondo Championships.
37:00 <faux> vital news alert
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <johninja> indeed
37:00 <couleurs> A Belgian Waffle. Yum. Nice. 
37:00 <couleurs> --- Borat
38:00 <faux> 9p
38:00 <Trevor> Hitler was Belgian
38:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/zYKMyI6.png
38:00 <johninja> austrian mate
39:00 <johninja> stick to the science
39:00 <dematerialised> mmmm waffles
39:00 <johninja> this picture is slowly loading down the page
40:00 <johninja> like the old days
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> waffles!
40:00 <couleurs> What's the deal with airplanes crashing into the sea?
40:00 <Trevor> all clintons like sluts
41:00 <couleurs> --- Seinfeld 2k16
41:00 <johninja> lol
41:00 <couleurs> hilarry is the devil himself
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <johninja> yeah i heard she banged yoko ono
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’d still fuck her, right?
42:00 <Trevor> suppose someone has to, since bill isnt
42:00 <couleurs> she can't even email like that sony exec
42:00 <johninja> yeah
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <couleurs> they both ruined ghostbusters too
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
44:00 <TheRiddler> periodbusters
45:00 <Doodle> eep
45:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OlhIAAo4Vo
45:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Koreans Try Whiskey For The First Time Views: 62,423 Uploader: Solfa Uploaded: May 19, 2016 Duration: 2m14s Rating: 4.94
45:00 <dematerialised> when i think of female ghostbusters i see a group of four basic bitches huddled on a lounge with hot chocolate watching "haunted mansion"
45:00 <TheRiddler> actually I'm pretty sure they're all out of eggs
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
46:00 <johninja> what the
46:00 <couleurs> heheh their drinking jack daniels
46:00 <dematerialised> why are koreans so pretty
46:00 <dematerialised> no wonder there are so many asians in the world
46:00 <dematerialised> they are all FUCKIN
46:00 <Doodle> prastic surgely
47:00 <dematerialised> lol "smells manly"
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
48:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/6jq81Dd
48:00 <faux> ehe
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <dematerialised> i don't believe that actually happened
49:00 <faux> oh
49:00 <Doodle> haha
49:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9JBErZVdHU
49:00 <couleurs> lmao
49:00 <dematerialised> i think the story teller is perpetrating an elaborate ruse
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ABBA - DANCING QUEEN - SHITTYFLUTED Views: 5,730 Uploader: shittyflute Uploaded: Apr 28, 2016 Duration: 3m44s Rating: 4.95
49:00 <faux> o ye
49:00 <couleurs> ahahahaha
49:00 <dematerialised> why have you done this couleurs
50:00 <couleurs> it's a funny
50:00 <Tiggier> ugh
50:00 <Tiggier> it's been dcing more than usual tonight
50:00 <dematerialised> it is now the background video for my website
50:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/qyXlmoY.jpg 
50:00 <couleurs> HeHEh
52:00 <dematerialised> me rn http://i.imgur.com/WeALa77.gif
52:00 <couleurs> holy crap they're rebooting macgyver
52:00 <couleurs> and it looks terrible
52:00 <dematerialised> fuck mvguycer
52:00 <Clarkson> its fucking horrible
53:00 <johninja> true to the originl then
53:00 <dematerialised> bring back SG-1
54:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/Gt8E6X6-744
54:00 <couleurs> Yikes
54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: MacGyver - First Look Trailer, CBS, Lucas Till Views: 284,725 Uploader: JoBlo TV Show Trailers Uploaded: May 18, 2016 Duration: 1m47s Rating: 1.41
54:00 <dematerialised> nooooooooooo
54:00 <Serenity> but girl you make it hard to be faithfulllll
55:00 <dematerialised> is that a song sung by a nigger?
55:00 <dematerialised> because i bet it is
55:00 <Serenity> no
55:00 <Maurice> With the lips of an angel
55:00 <Tiggier> a macgyver remake?
55:00 <couleurs> MacGyver, How Did You Escape From Your Terrorist Holding Cell? 
55:00 <dematerialised> oh its this song
56:00 <Serenity> nAH YEAH
56:00 <dematerialised> i alwas thought nickelback sung this or something
56:00 <couleurs> Just Like My Dad Used to Say, Tripping this Guy Over with a Garden Hose
56:00 <couleurs> Genius Mac!!!!!!
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <Tiggier> oh
57:00 <couleurs> why doesn't he work out a way to cut his hair
57:00 <Tiggier> so he's the son of macgyver
58:00 <johninja> mac means son of
58:00 <johninja> so its a bit weird
58:00 <dematerialised> are you say a big mac is a big son of
58:00 <dematerialised> that makes no sense
58:00 <dematerialised> ARE YOU SURE!!
58:00 <Tiggier> I hope there's a cameo from the original
58:00 <Tiggier> macgyver
58:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/4SjjvEgpJmE
58:00 <faux> sik.
58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Rock Salt Lamp Views: 55,803 Uploader: Peter Brown Uploaded: May 19, 2016 Duration: 7m43s Rating: 4.92
58:00 <dematerialised> bwa bwow bwowwwwww
59:00 <dematerialised> bwa bwa bwow bwwowowwowow
59:00 <couleurs> looks like a parody 
59:00 <Tiggier> so when mcdondalds promoted son of mac burgers
59:00 <dematerialised> we have returned!
59:00 <Tiggier> lol
59:00 <johninja> The solution was to adopt a prefix such as Mac (Mc is an abreviation) or Ó. Mac means 'son of' whilst Ó means 'grandson of'. Mac surnames are generally of a much later date than Ó. 
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