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11:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/RtORygd.png
22:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEWG6kSYqlY
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: lock the taskbar Views: 1,156,386 Uploader: Vincent Rubinetti Uploaded: Jan 22, 2014 Duration: 0m8s Rating: 4.95
23:00 <couleurs> 1 of my favourites
27:00 <faux> omgll
27:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/lSKdNMwy1Lg
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How its Made Artificial Eyes Views: 1,795,977 Uploader: How Its Made Uploaded: Jan 26, 2014 Duration: 4m50s Rating: 4.81
27:00 <faux> brgyjllljmvgukm
27:00 <faux> best 
28:00 <couleurs> :p
30:00 <AlejandroFernandez> cArlT0n_kR3w
31:00 <AlejandroFernandez> i heard you like desi dick
31:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> xoxo
31:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> yes im bi-curious
31:00 <johninja> what is desi?
32:00 <johninja> i often see it
32:00 <dematerialised> poor indian johninja
32:00 <johninja> i see
32:00 <dematerialised> well
32:00 <dematerialised> poor everything south central asia
33:00 <dematerialised> it means paki/indian/sri lanka e.t.c
33:00 <dematerialised> i've only heard the term when talking about indian/sri lankan prostitutes
33:00 <johninja> yeah i see it on porn sites mainly
34:00 <AlejandroFernandez> many aussie women loves it
35:00 <dematerialised> not one australian women would ever think about desi dick
35:00 <Serenity> i think im allergic to me washing powder wah
36:00 <johninja> :(
37:00 <AlejandroFernandez> i got three mates married to aussie men they all went there many years later me
37:00 <johninja> aussie men
37:00 <AlejandroFernandez> Serenity use raw cow milk instead that will do the job
37:00 <johninja> on the other hand
37:00 <johninja> will fuck anything
37:00 <Clarkson> ur a fkn blo ass
37:00 <Serenity> no shit john haha
38:00 <AlejandroFernandez> mix with some burbons
38:00 <Serenity> ive never had a turn down n thats saying something rofl
38:00 <johninja> lol
39:00 <johninja> you wash your clothes in cows milk beehhh?
39:00 <AlejandroFernandez> pay extra for your milk dont be shy --help the farmers
39:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> if you're indian and u want white pussy, best place to go is eastern europe
39:00 <AlejandroFernandez> no we use cow urnine over here
39:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> and places like amsterdam
39:00 <AlejandroFernandez> i want alien pussies
40:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> those eurosluts there will fuck anything
40:00 <AlejandroFernandez> heard they are temptating
40:00 <johninja> lol they don't like blacks or gays in russia
40:00 <johninja> you wouldn't last long beehhh
40:00 <johninja> but by all means, try
40:00 <AlejandroFernandez> last long where bro
40:00 <AlejandroFernandez> im elder than you
42:00 <beehhh> i know six of my desi boys married to local aussies there
42:00 <beehhh> some have three kids
42:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> they're probably the exception, the ones that are doctors, lawyers, engineers etc
42:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> alot of desi doctors around these days
42:00 <beehhh> true i was just a working class man
43:00 <johninja> yeah we import these shit foreign doctors
43:00 <beehhh> white coller guy
43:00 <beehhh> when i went there in 1996 there werent many indians at all
43:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> johninja thats cause none of the local kids these days want to study hard and become a doctor though
43:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> all kids want to do these days is fast money early on
43:00 <johninja> its because we sell out university places to saudis and asians
44:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> drop out of school, get an apprenticeship
44:00 <johninja> so its harder for local aussie kids to go to uni
44:00 <johninja> and even harder to study to be a doctor
44:00 <beehhh> we looking each other down the barrel of a gun
45:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> ok well, enough of being PC. Im gona speak my mind outright.
45:00 <beehhh> i need drops for my stinky eye
45:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i want australia to be white only.
45:00 <beehhh> too late too long
45:00 <johninja> lol
45:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> make australia white again. White Power! 
46:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> sieg heil!
46:00 <johninja> well that sure escelated
46:00 <beehhh> cArlT0n_kR3w i heard you got a job at the submarine contractor thru the skilled engineering after you got a RDO from Holden?
46:00 <johninja> are we going to send the abos to nauru?
47:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> nah i can identify with abos
47:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i got maori blood in me
47:00 <johninja> yeah they can stay i reckon
47:00 <johninja> it would be funny tho
47:00 <beehhh> you got cow blood in you
47:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> beehhh khankir pola
48:00 <beehhh> now you surviving off the centrelink
48:00 <johninja> how do you survive these days?
48:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> da link brus
48:00 <johninja> aunt still send you cash?
48:00 <beehhh> she does
48:00 <johninja> yeah
48:00 <beehhh> shes going to pay for my masters to in london
48:00 <johninja> bludging off your aunt is the same if not worse than welfare chees
49:00 <beehhh> we just dont have welfare systerm over here
49:00 <johninja> yeah no shit
49:00 <johninja> must be lots of crime
49:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> www.liveleak.com/view?i=c26_1432124654
49:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> a girl gets burned alive 
50:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> thats what they do in those countries
50:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> fuck living n india n shit
50:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> sharia law bullshit
51:00 <johninja> lol guatamala
51:00 <johninja> life is very cheap
52:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> did u see the vid?
52:00 <johninja> yeh
52:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> all of it?
52:00 <johninja> i skipped through parts
52:00 <dematerialised> are you going to post that every time you talk in here cArlT0n_kR3w"
52:00 <dematerialised> ?
52:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> how fucked up was it, so shes burning abit at first, crying out in pain
52:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> and the whole crowed just looks on
52:00 <johninja> well she probably deserved it 
52:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> and then she gets petrol poured on her and goes up in flames
53:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i wonder at which point did she actually die
53:00 <beehhh> i heard all the 19yo boys in tasmania queued up in welfare office
53:00 <johninja> says she murdered a cab driver
53:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> well then shoot her in the head
53:00 <beehhh> especially at burnie
53:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> no one deserves prolonged suffering like that
53:00 <johninja> i think she must have died of shock not long after she lies back down
53:00 <johninja> its a lesson to others
53:00 <beehhh> if you can take it you can make it
53:00 <beehhh> so please take it up the arse
54:00 <johninja> people will think twice before murdering cab drivers next time
54:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> well, what im wondering, is why she doesnt make more of an effort to defend herself
54:00 <beehhh> why what happend
54:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> or hurt the ppl
54:00 <johninja> yeh or run
54:00 <beehhh> lots of murdering happening thesedays
54:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> if that was me right, and i know im gona get killed really soon by the mob, i got nothin to lose
54:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i'd fucken try and gauge out some fuckers eyeball in the crowd at the LEAST
54:00 <johninja> just chase them all when you are on fire
55:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> at least inflict some sort of injury to one of the cunts there before i take my last breath
55:00 <Clarkson> online girls are really gay men
55:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> yeah man, in the 16 secs that im running around in flames, i would bear hug a random fucker in that crowd super hard
55:00 <Clarkson> souther are part nigger
55:00 <johninja> lol
55:00 <Serenity> am not clarkson
55:00 <Clarkson> all the food tastes like some boiled negro anus
58:00 <beehhh> australia has more migration than the entire newlezand
58:00 <Serenity> cause theyre smart in new zealand
58:00 <Serenity> they keep you cunts out
58:00 <beehhh> true
59:00 <beehhh> i was only a sausage short from the barbie
59:00 <johninja> lol
59:00 <johninja> if they make it to NZ on a boat they deserve to stay
00:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> let them go to nz 
00:00 <beehhh> if you aint got nothing you are not one of us
00:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> let jake the muss deal with them
00:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> make them cook some fucken eggs
00:00 <beehhh> last remaning relative will take another ten years
01:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> last night was my first time recieving anal sex
01:00 <beehhh> unless same sex marrieges be legal could be lot faster
01:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> it felt great tbh
01:00 <beehhh> lot of aussie ladyboys want die for me
01:00 <beehhh> johninja is one of them
01:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i booked a shemale hooker and got her to fuck me in the ass
02:00 <Clarkson> and watched some gay porn
02:00 <beehhh> ohh cArlT0n_kR3w
02:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> yeah in the past, ive used dildos on myself
02:00 <beehhh> nothing wrong with that
02:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> but a real penis is much softer than a plastic dildo
02:00 <Clarkson> my penis has a story to tell
02:00 <beehhh> yup
02:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> so it felt much better
02:00 <beehhh> soon the robots will steal the jobs and women
02:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> yep and when a real penis cums inside your rectum
03:00 <beehhh> judgement day
03:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> u can feel the penis pulsating as its pumping cum
03:00 <Clarkson> how fucking sick wa ssuso creating the winner at west brom
03:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> its such a turn on
03:00 <beehhh> i cummed in norell's arse many times
03:00 <beehhh> we were both high on ice
03:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> did she ever cum in your ass?
04:00 <beehhh> i begged her but she couldnt too small
04:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> oh ok
04:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> well i like to jerk myself off whilst being fucked in my ass
04:00 <beehhh> she goes i come in bucket in her
04:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> whne u cum the sensation is amazing
04:00 <beehhh> maybe i can try fuck you man
05:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> especially if the penis is touching your prostate
05:00 <beehhh> yeah i could do that if you be nice to me
05:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> lol beehhh perhaps
05:00 <johninja> lol 
05:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> how big is your dick though?
05:00 <beehhh> you want condom or dont
05:00 <johninja> beehhh would have lots of diseases man
05:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i can only take 6inches max
05:00 <beehhh> not big but circumsized
05:00 <johninja> i wouldn't let him in your ass
05:00 <beehhh> about that
06:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> hrm if u want to go natural, you have to get a health STI check and show me first
06:00 <beehhh> i wont fuck you unless johninja fucks me first
06:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> if you are disease free then we can play naturally
06:00 <beehhh> give and take guys
06:00 <johninja> sheesh
06:00 <johninja> well i'm sorry cArlT0n_kR3w
06:00 <johninja> pick someone else beehhh
06:00 <beehhh> my big fat greek wedding
07:00 <beehhh> i have norell
07:00 <johninja> norell would have moved on now mate
07:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> just so we're clear one this, im not a fucken faggot ok
07:00 <Clarkson> pretty sure he sent u a dick pic
07:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i still like chicks and will marry a woman
07:00 <beehhh> ladyboys are better than real women to me
08:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> like, im not attracted to guys, like i wont be out in public at the shops and see a guy walk by and then think "oohh he's hot" etc
08:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i check out chicks
08:00 <beehhh> my arse is still virgin at 39
08:00 <beehhh> its such a shame
08:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i just like the sensation of anal stimulation
08:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> with the real penis
08:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> thats all
08:00 <beehhh> i want to break free
09:00 <Serenity> ahahaha
09:00 <Serenity> amazing
09:00 <beehhh> i have tried instest my ex wife 12dildo but it never went in
09:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> its like prison sex
09:00 <Clarkson> a dream is where i can fuck u up the ass with a pink dildo
09:00 <beehhh> insert*
09:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> they arent 'gay' gay
10:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> they just do it to past time and it feels good and for dominance
10:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> theres not love or emotional componant/attraction invovled
10:00 <beehhh> i only find out my true sexuality the night i met norell
10:00 <beehhh> everything has changed i was sculling a bottle of JD
13:00 <beehhh> Trevor you the guy on ABC radio at night
13:00 <beehhh> keep them in a stubby holder ty they will stay cool there
14:00 <johninja> yes Trevor is a well known radio presenter
15:00 <dematerialised> good evening faggots
16:00 <johninja> hey mate
16:00 <johninja> how was the drive in the country?
16:00 <dematerialised> [18:15:08] <@Serenity> text me a pic of your knob in a strange place
16:00 <dematerialised> i had a nature fap but it was too dark for pics
16:00 <dematerialised> the drive was good matey
16:00 <johninja> nice nice
16:00 <dematerialised> i am supremely satisfied
16:00 <Serenity> thats just not ok
16:00 <amelia> demat sing a lullaby
16:00 <amelia> dis instant
17:00 <dematerialised> rock a bye baby in the tree top
17:00 <dematerialised> when the wind blows, the cradle with rock
17:00 <dematerialised> will even
17:00 <beehhh> johninja is this the same Trevor thou
17:00 <dematerialised> with the bow brakes, the cradle will fall
17:00 <dematerialised> and down will come baby, cradle and all
17:00 <dematerialised> when
17:00 <dematerialised> fuck me
17:00 <dematerialised> but yes
17:00 <dematerialised> there you go
17:00 <amelia> stop saying with
17:00 <dematerialised> lullaby done
17:00 <amelia> you ruined it
17:00 <amelia> but fanks it was pretty good
17:00 <dematerialised> youre welcome
17:00 <dematerialised> are you off to nini?
17:00 <beehhh> God cant wait for you
18:00 <beehhh> but i can
20:00 <dematerialised> aww she was off to nini
20:00 <dematerialised> and i sang her a lullaby
20:00 <dematerialised> i think this means im a dad now
21:00 <Serenity> lol
22:00 <beehhh> i might join the alien force to their colony above since i got no bond with this planet
24:00 <Klutch> who wants to see my dardi restraining order?
24:00 <dematerialised> no thanks
24:00 <Klutch> http://i.imgur.com/mkeDXrc.jpg
24:00 <Klutch> its pretty rad.
24:00 <dematerialised> why haven't you killed yourself yet?
24:00 <Klutch> why havent you?
25:00 <Serenity> lol what did you do to him
26:00 <Klutch> he was talking smack
26:00 <Klutch> so i got in his face
26:00 <Klutch> went off my tree
26:00 <Klutch> he turned around and said "you dont know who you're fucking with"
26:00 <Clarkson> mel fuck the booze off
26:00 <johninja> yes beehhh, there is only one guy called Trevor in australia
26:00 <johninja> he hosts a radio show and also comes on irc
26:00 <Klutch> next morning i woke up to cops at my door handing me a restraining order
26:00 <Serenity> lol wow
26:00 <Klutch> didn't realise i was fucking with the po-po
26:00 <Clarkson> how is having a broken dick a syndrome?
27:00 <Klutch> dudes a madcunt. threatens me and then calls the cops because hes terrified of repurcussions lol
29:00 <Serenity> werk werk werk werk werk
29:00 <dematerialised> im pretty sure literally nobody is scared of you Klutch
29:00 <dematerialised> you just keep fucking up like the retard you are
29:00 <dematerialised> lol
29:00 <johninja> he does seem prettyunstable
29:00 <johninja> and he has werid thumbs
29:00 <Klutch> soooooo people get restraining orders when they aren't scared? kay.
29:00 <johninja> got to be careful of people like that
30:00 <dematerialised> haha
30:00 <Klutch> also how am i the fuck up?
30:00 <Klutch> last time i saw you, you were like early 30's living at home with your mum
31:00 <dematerialised> er what?
31:00 <dematerialised> lol
31:00 <dematerialised> I've lived on my own since I was 17
31:00 <dematerialised> gg on that info
31:00 <dematerialised> you clearly know me
31:00 <Klutch> sure you have buddy (y)
31:00 <Klutch> ive been to your house
31:00 <dematerialised> lol wtf
31:00 <dematerialised> no you haven't
31:00 <Serenity> lol
31:00 <Klutch> yes, i have
31:00 <dematerialised> no, you really haven't
32:00 <Doodle> is this the same Klutch who wears eyeliner
32:00 <dematerialised> how much meth are you doing these days
32:00 <Klutch> someone told me who you are
32:00 <dematerialised> i'm pretty sure someone is telling you lies my friend
32:00 <dematerialised> i have lots of friends who cover my ass for me :)
32:00 <Klutch> sure buddy
32:00 <Serenity> yes doodle
32:00 <Serenity> its emo Klutch
32:00 <Doodle> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
32:00 <Doodle> mad kent
33:00 <Klutch> i'm not emo anymore :(
33:00 <Maurice> This is like watching toddlers fight over lego
33:00 <Trevor> brb drinking whiskey
33:00 <Doodle> but you're still a raging homosexual, right?
33:00 <dematerialised> seriously though, haven't lived at home with parents since 17, and you've never met me nor ever known any of my addresses
33:00 <President_Trump> hi Serenity
33:00 <dematerialised> you're deluded :|
33:00 <beehhh> i havent had a drop for decade
33:00 <Klutch> you said youve met me?
33:00 <Klutch> so how is it that youve met me but i havent met you?
33:00 <Klutch> lmao
33:00 <Doodle> .
33:00 <dematerialised> lol
33:00 <Trevor> Doodle, yea man im fuckin raging
33:00 <Clarkson> used to shoot shit with them
33:00 <beehhh> in the toilet taking a leak Klutch
33:00 <dematerialised> you still haven't figured it out
33:00 <Doodle> not even once
34:00 <dematerialised> this is awesome
34:00 <Klutch> you're just fucking retarded
34:00 <Klutch> like, legit
34:00 <dematerialised> haha
34:00 <dematerialised> why are you so mad
35:00 <Klutch> coz i havent had my fucking fix
36:00 <Trevor> wot do u need?
36:00 <dematerialised> amphetamines
36:00 <beehhh> swabs and fitz
37:00 <Klutch> nah jk
37:00 <Klutch> i got some killer shard beside my atm for next week (y)
37:00 <Trevor> wow thats a funny joke
37:00 <beehhh> i could kill for a good old jar of morf from my local doc at torque
37:00 <Trevor> r u a fuckin comedian or sumfin?
37:00 <dematerialised> he's avin a larf
37:00 <beehhh> u break the glass
37:00 <Trevor> o ya
37:00 <Trevor> larf it up bruzz
38:00 <Klutch> dont make me put on my addidas trackis and naughtica polo and go kerser on a cunt
39:00 <beehhh> meth is just rubbish
39:00 <dematerialised> ok im going to watch Major Payne now and eat this burger and be happy with my life
39:00 <Klutch> clearly never had good shard...
39:00 <beehhh> the guy sells it and whoever buys is needs to be shot
39:00 <Doodle> lol good shard
40:00 <beehhh> http://imgur.com/a/0sHFK
40:00 <Doodle> thats like saying you have the best disease
40:00 <Trevor> beehhh, most people are rubbish, too
40:00 <Klutch> nothing wrong with it if you keep it recreational
40:00 <Klutch> everythings good in moderation brah
40:00 <beehhh> true also
40:00 <johninja> i'm going to find a bangladeshi chat room and annoy the fuck out of them
40:00 <dematerialised> lol
40:00 <johninja> do you know any good ones beehhh?
40:00 <beehhh> you do that johninja
41:00 <beehhh> i been on here last 19years dude
41:00 <dematerialised> he hasn't
41:00 <dematerialised> he is lying
41:00 <Doodle> [01:40] <Klutch> everythings good in moderation brah
41:00 <Doodle> not herpes
41:00 <Doodle> or aids
41:00 <beehhh> yes there were melbourne on efnet before this
41:00 <Klutch> well obviously
41:00 <Klutch> i was talking drugs haha
42:00 <dematerialised> neutralise!
42:00 <beehhh> Klutch were you the guy who randomly shot blank fire infront the kitten in broad daylight?
42:00 <johninja> how are you planning on celebrating your 20 years of ircing?
42:00 <Klutch> i have no idea what that even means beehhh
42:00 <beehhh> dont lie to me bby
43:00 <johninja> beehhh burnt his own house down to try claim insurance and he's trying to frame you
43:00 <dematerialised> ^
43:00 <Klutch> lmao
43:00 <beehhh> what does that got to do with anything johninja
43:00 <dematerialised> he then fled the country to bangladore and thinks he'll somehow get back into the country
43:00 <johninja> exactly
44:00 <dematerialised> i will personally reject his visa application whenever i see it come through
44:00 <Trevor> why do people think beehhh burnt his own house down? there are plenty of people on irc who'd burn it down
44:00 <beehhh> you're being shot upon and being backstabbed both are same as blasphemy and equal
44:00 <Doodle> what if he gets a mastercard
44:00 <beehhh> johninja?
44:00 <Doodle> HAAAAAAAAA
44:00 <dematerialised> hahehaehaheh!
44:00 <Doodle> /wrists
44:00 <dematerialised> haha
44:00 <johninja> they let people who join isis come back to australia but not beehhh
44:00 <johninja> says a lot really
45:00 <dematerialised> dats a mighty-fine handshake you got there
45:00 <Trevor> johninja, yea, i think it says australians are idiets
45:00 <dematerialised> you wanna wrestle?
45:00 <johninja> you should sponsor him Trevor
45:00 <beehhh> im going to join the alien to help them work on our planet
45:00 <Klutch> #bringbackaustralia
45:00 <beehhh> they do things quietly
45:00 <Klutch> #makeaustraliagreatagain
45:00 <Trevor> brb taking a dump
46:00 <johninja> i wonder if he made sense 19 years ago before he drank all his braincells away
46:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG76xkW5adI
46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cigar-Shaped UFO Over Korosten, Ukraine Views: 384,364 Uploader: O7TV Uploaded: Mar 7, 2014 Duration: 1m10s Rating: 4.52
47:00 <Constantine> Mirza
47:00 <Constantine> You retard
47:00 <Constantine> Sup babe
47:00 <beehhh> they arent attacking anyone
47:00 <Trevor> aliens visiting earth is just as real as jesus
48:00 <beehhh> I saw thew cigar shaped one over in borneo
48:00 <beehhh> philipines sees a lot
48:00 <Constantine> Mirza
48:00 <Constantine> Do NOT ignore me
49:00 <beehhh> when was i ever
49:00 <Trevor> I have a quad copter with christmas tree lights... when i fly it at night people think its a ufo
49:00 <Trevor> i lol
49:00 <johninja> The Cigar space craft means El-ders are aboard...this isnt no scout mission, this the real thing. and The Elders dont come out for nothing. This Summer will be groundbreaking & earth changing.
49:00 <beehhh> i witness them with my own eyes
50:00 <Trevor> When you say "The Elders" do you mean the real estate & livestock group?
50:00 <Constantine> johninja is a loser
50:00 <Constantine> Of the highest caibre
50:00 <johninja> says joel the loser
50:00 <beehhh> during the holiday time when all students gone back their hometown these creature visits from the moon
50:00 <dematerialised> what are you laughing at pig boooooooooooi
50:00 <dematerialised> you find a peice of candy in your pocket?
51:00 <johninja> i just copied off the comments section tbh Trevor
51:00 <johninja> 10 people liked it 
51:00 <johninja> so it must be legit
51:00 <Trevor> beehhh, if you lived on the moon, why would you come to earth? People are fucking morons. If you're going to take a holiday you'd be better off going elsewhere, like Mars.
51:00 <beehhh> god knows how they breathe up there, but surely they browse through the campus rubbish bin ate some used tampons
52:00 <beehhh> I was staying alone there in the hostel at that time, usually 3000 students but holiday time only me
52:00 <johninja> lol
53:00 <johninja> everyone else has family and freinds and shit to do
53:00 <johninja> beehhh just wanders the campus grounds alone
53:00 <dematerialised> hello gorgeous, welcome to my party
53:00 <Trevor> dematerialised, your party is shit and you must be like 50
54:00 <dematerialised> i am 50 and i live with my parents
54:00 <Klutch> its true
54:00 <johninja> Exposed!
54:00 <beehhh> my dad found a chick to marry in alberta recently got emigrant from my town age 26
54:00 <dematerialised> irc detectives are on the case
54:00 <johninja> your dad is younger than you?
54:00 <dematerialised> yes
54:00 <johninja> thats fascinating
54:00 <beehhh> he found for me btw
55:00 <dematerialised> he he he
56:00 <dematerialised> woman when i was 6 i had a full time job
56:00 <Klutch> being a faggot isnt a full time job
56:00 <Klutch> its just a hobby
56:00 <dematerialised> isn't it past your bed time child?
56:00 <beehhh> johninja chews on a hookers muff and then looks at the cam saying so delicious
57:00 <Serenity> rofll
57:00 <Klutch> nah im gonna be up for dayssssssssssss
57:00 <Klutch> #chargehardmahnigga
57:00 <dematerialised> the cringe is strong with this one
58:00 <beehhh> is binge drinking legal over there
58:00 <Klutch> i cringe every time i see your face LOLOLOL
58:00 <dematerialised> you look  at my face often?
58:00 <dematerialised> do you think i am cute?
58:00 <dematerialised> would you like to cuddle?
58:00 <Klutch> see?
58:00 <Klutch> faggot
58:00 <Klutch> i fucking knew it
58:00 <Clarkson> how many junkies are on this shit
58:00 <beehhh> no ladyboys no talk
59:00 <Serenity> too many Clarkson too many
59:00 <Clarkson> souds like he was a pussy
59:00 <dematerialised> drugs are ruining society
59:00 <johninja> society is ruining drugs tbh
59:00 <Klutch> no they're not
59:00 <Klutch> ^what he said
00:00 <beehhh> i used to get high on vals n xannies
00:00 <beehhh> thats all
00:00 <Klutch> all this prohibition is making research chems more prelevant
00:00 <Serenity> drugs are ruining my brain
00:00 <Klutch> they're 50x more dangerus than meth/mdma  ever will be
00:00 <Klutch> tbh drugs have made me a better person
00:00 <dematerialised> haha
00:00 <beehhh> meth is good if you want watch porn 
00:00 <Clarkson> Ruby got iPad mini toys clothes and a heap of other shit she don't need
01:00 <Klutch> lol if you're doing meth and staying at home and watching porn you're doing it wrong
01:00 <beehhh> but thats draining end of the day so no thanks
01:00 <Klutch> infact, if you're doing any upper and staying at home, you're doing it wrong
02:00 <johninja> well he said he feels drained on meth
02:00 <johninja> so i dunno if he's ever done it 
02:00 <beehhh> i was set upon fire by intruders robbed the house i rented, lucky i had a can of beer and a valium before bed
02:00 <Serenity> I prefer to just stay home and f my b to videos of lesbians dressed up as milk maids
02:00 <johninja> lmao yeah right mate
02:00 <johninja> robbers set fire to your house
02:00 <johninja> while you were inside sleeping
02:00 <dematerialised> haha
02:00 <beehhh> no johninja it was your mom
02:00 <dematerialised> it was a race hate crime johninja
02:00 <dematerialised> :P
02:00 <johninja> haha
03:00 <beehhh> two italian mobs tryina sell me heroin erlier that day
03:00 <Klutch> ive never had heroin :(
03:00 <beehhh> must be them who else knew my house from inside
03:00 <johninja> yeah they said "he didn't by our gear, lets burn his house down"
03:00 <johninja> good yard
04:00 <beehhh> god knows what these fuckers were thinking, but surely they are not human
05:00 <beehhh> i got worried about three aussie kids next door two boys and one girl all under ten at that time
05:00 <Klutch> they're probably the buyers
05:00 <johninja> just admit it mate
06:00 <johninja> you torched your own house
06:00 <beehhh> if i did it i would ve move my staffs first woundt i
06:00 <johninja> are you handy with a bow staff?
07:00 <beehhh> after that incident i slept rough for years in melbourne here and there
07:00 <Klutch> so dematerialised
07:00 <Klutch> why are you so obsessed with me?
07:00 <dematerialised> im not
07:00 <dematerialised> you're just so easy to troll
07:00 <Klutch> you kinda are
07:00 <beehhh> he only want the pipe to pass over
07:00 <dematerialised> you're my new toy
07:00 <Klutch> see?
07:00 <Klutch> gay
08:00 <johninja> i liked the part where he wound you up and then asked why you were so mad
08:00 <Klutch> you are literally a raging homosexual
08:00 <dematerialised> i thought that part was pretty good too johninja
08:00 <johninja> yeah i do that sometimes
08:00 <johninja> its a solid strategy
08:00 <beehhh> lets wrtie a brand new sotry my loves
08:00 <Serenity> hes not a homosexual but the guy who sucks his dick is
08:00 <dematerialised> ^
08:00 <Klutch> you think everything i say here is serious?
09:00 <johninja> you should burn the whole university campus down beehhh
09:00 <johninja> in protest
09:00 <beehhh> you're nt even thinking right now Klutch
09:00 <dematerialised> the university lund
09:00 <beehhh> your adrenaline level is rushing your blood to the max
09:00 <dematerialised> got no worry got not stress, coz we feel good in our dress!
09:00 <Klutch> its not adrenaline
09:00 <Klutch> thats the dopamine 
09:00 <beehhh> whetevr
09:00 <johninja> lol
09:00 <Klutch> cunt dont start with me
09:00 <Klutch> ill rek u
10:00 <beehhh> im  abrain dead just cause i used meth before i left miri
10:00 <Klutch> i once bashed a cunt just because he looked at me. got blood all over my nike tn's :(
10:00 <beehhh> http://imgur.com/7Me71KH
10:00 <johninja> did you get deported from borneo?
11:00 <beehhh> nope johninja, borneo is borneo no person can take it over
11:00 <dematerialised> he was turned back at the border
11:00 <beehhh> but norell belongs there
11:00 <johninja> http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41MYRMBP26L._QL70_.jpg 
12:00 <dematerialised> beehhh before he lost all his hair
12:00 <johninja> lol
12:00 <beehhh> im glad borneo is still in asia
12:00 <johninja> yeah i heard its moving soon
12:00 <johninja> going to africa
12:00 <dematerialised> yeah, couldn't afford the rent
13:00 <beehhh> i remember him he did a show in 1996
13:00 <beehhh> eddie was his fan
13:00 <johninja> he probably did
13:00 <beehhh> you were in high school or primary johninja
13:00 <beehhh> i was still at uni then :p
13:00 <johninja> i had just left skool
14:00 <johninja> didn't get me grade 10
14:00 <dematerialised> sens-i-tive!
14:00 <Klutch> fuck you cunts are old
14:00 <beehhh> just cause your IQ was lower doesnt mean we couldnt be mates
14:00 <dematerialised> beehhh would have tried to proposition johninja like the predator he is
14:00 <johninja> yes, i would have got you to buy me alcohol
15:00 <johninja> you seem like the type
15:00 <beehhh> PUB are always there to serve
15:00 <Klutch> see thats the good thing about drugs
15:00 <johninja> PBUH
15:00 <Klutch> they dont have an age limit
15:00 <dematerialised> PBUH
16:00 <beehhh> once i asked a sheila whats on the tap honey, she kept steering at me
16:00 <dematerialised> major payne just terminated that bad man with extreeeeeeeme prejudice!
16:00 <Klutch> when i have a kid im going to feed them meth so they can study really well at school
17:00 <beehhh> i think i crooked my neck and left shoulder over bad postion nap in a bed
17:00 <johninja> your chakra is fucked mated
17:00 <dematerialised> yeah
17:00 <dematerialised> better get it realigned
17:00 <dematerialised> pretty sure auto masters can do it for you
17:00 <beehhh> the meth fucked you up
18:00 <Klutch> meth doesnt fuck you up
18:00 <Clarkson> I know now what his sex face looks like
18:00 <Klutch> it makes you a stronger, better, quicker person
18:00 <Klutch> oh, and more focused
18:00 <beehhh> borneo has planty of fresh air and abandent of oxygen
18:00 <Serenity> sounds like a daft punk song
19:00 <johninja> haha it kinda is
19:00 <Klutch> daft punk probs wrote that song on pingas
19:00 <johninja> yeah i reckon so
19:00 <beehhh> i couldnt even hump a pussy it might scratch my balls
19:00 <Klutch> also daft punk are fucking terrible
19:00 <Klutch> #sorrynotsorry
19:00 <Klutch> but they are ATTROCIOUS
20:00 <dematerialised> fee fi fo fum, which bean stalk u fall from
20:00 <johninja> one more time is a solid track
20:00 <beehhh> Klutch pass me that pipe lets see
20:00 <beehhh> i heard you cooking things?
20:00 <Klutch> i dont smoke it brah
20:00 <Klutch> bad for y ateeth
20:00 <Klutch> i like my teeth
21:00 <beehhh> nah dude i promised a dead mate passed away in coburg was greek but born in local
21:00 <johninja> show us ya teeth beehhh
21:00 <Serenity> he shelves it
21:00 <Klutch> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cCNw5nQsXk
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Angerfist Live at Defqon.1 2015 Views: 6,560 Uploader: The Harder Uploaded: Jun 22, 2015 Duration: 24m37s Rating: 5.00
21:00 <Klutch> GET YA FUCKEN HAKKEN ON YA GRONK
22:00 <beehhh> smoke weed braw better than meth
22:00 <dematerialised> i'm gon make you boys strong!
22:00 <Klutch> Serenity: Up the nose it goes.
22:00 <Klutch> the burn is lovely
22:00 <beehhh> it might calm her down
23:00 <johninja> ok, it's been real. seeya
24:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> what the fuck Mirza why the fuck are you still alive you bangladeshi piece of shit khankir pola
24:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> boka choda beehhh
24:00 <dematerialised> this is my favourite time of night
24:00 <Trevor> beehhh, when gay marriage is legal in au, i will marry you so you can immigrate back. Im not gay btw
25:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> australia does not want you here beehhh
25:00 <Trevor> just dont burn down my house plz
25:00 <beehhh> thanks Trevor you are so generous and kindest person of the austnet
25:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> please do not bother trying to immigrate back.
25:00 <beehhh> it wasnt me who done it
26:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> beehhh u should find a bangladeshi wife from a good family
26:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> and settle down
26:00 <dematerialised> agreed
26:00 <beehhh> oh yes an emigrant from alberta
26:00 <beehhh> agreed too
26:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> no
26:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> marry your own kind
26:00 <beehhh> your statement was valid
26:00 <beehhh> yes true
26:00 <beehhh> but shes emigrated to canada six monts back
27:00 <beehhh> gotta love the dads
27:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> beehhh where do u live now?
27:00 <beehhh> one floor below in your apartment
28:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> chaturbate.com
28:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> do u still go on that site
28:00 <beehhh> pig hornet
28:00 <beehhh> anything hawt?
28:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> nah
28:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> all fat chicks now
29:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> all the hot ones have wisened up, u have to pay to see them they all private
29:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> all the free viewings are fatties
29:00 <beehhh> just close your eyes and imagine and use your hands, dont always expect free bies
30:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> well i can jerk off watching a fat chick hammering away at her snatch
30:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> thats just when im horny in the moment
30:00 <beehhh> tmi
30:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> but once i cum
30:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> it disgusts me
30:00 <beehhh> ladyboys wont
30:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> she looks like a dying shivering pig
30:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> shemale vanity
31:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> have u heard of her?
31:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> shes pretty hot i masturbate to her porn sometimes
31:00 <beehhh> there should be a shemale strip clubs in melbourne
31:00 <beehhh> by now
32:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> is there one in bangladesh?
32:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> in dhaka?
32:00 <beehhh> no its sacred over here, cause of the sharia law
32:00 <yumz3136> but there is brothel
32:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> wow i see
32:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> what is the punishment for it?
32:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> death?
33:00 <yumz3136> there are lots of brothels in bangladesh
33:00 <yumz3136> so you are a liar beehhh
33:00 <yumz3136> there is strip clubs too 
33:00 <beehhh> nope they will cut your foreskin if got caught
33:00 <yumz3136> bullshit
33:00 <beehhh> its true
33:00 <yumz3136> thats complete crap
33:00 <beehhh> im a MGM victim myself
33:00 <beehhh> no women want to marry me now
33:00 <yumz3136> they give the girls cow steroids
33:00 <yumz3136> to beef them up
33:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i'd never want to go to those 3rd world countries
33:00 <yumz3136> because the banglas like it
33:00 <yumz3136> to fuck them
33:00 <yumz3136> on cow steroids
33:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> punishment is so severe
34:00 <yumz3136> the taliban run these things
34:00 <beehhh> cow urine is holy basil in qld
34:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> www.liveleak.com/view?i=c26_1432124654
34:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> in that vid a girl got burned alive
34:00 <beehhh> cArlT0n_kR3w you live near the cemetery with asian chicks
34:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> after a public mob lynching 
35:00 <yumz3136> lol
35:00 <yumz3136> thats Guatemala
35:00 <yumz3136> not bangla
35:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> still 3rd world though
35:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> and im sure same shit occurs in the india/bangla/paki regions
35:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> if not worse
36:00 <beehhh> http://www.dhakatribune.com/bangladesh/2016/may/21/roano-likely-hit-barisal-ctg-coast-morning-or-noon
36:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> theres heaps of public burnings and hangings in india just google it
36:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> specially in the rural areas
36:00 <dematerialised> also plenty of poor sluts
36:00 <yumz3136> worse for sure
36:00 <yumz3136> cArlT0n_kR3w who are u?
36:00 <beehhh> 25% of australian population are from the ethnic group in current affair
36:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> women gets raped n then petrol gets poured over her and then someone throws a match onto her
37:00 <beehhh> what do you say about that, alteast in canada majority are russian
37:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> yumz3136 i dont think you'd know me haha
37:00 <beehhh> *ukraine
37:00 <yumz3136> why is your nick cArlT0n_kR3w
37:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> because im a fan of underbelly series 1
37:00 <yumz3136> ah ok
37:00 <beehhh> underbelly wasnt even there when i was there
37:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> do u know what it is?
38:00 <yumz3136> are you from melbourne
38:00 <yumz3136> yeh i know what it is
38:00 <yumz3136> carl williams
38:00 <yumz3136> morans
38:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> nope im a soutn australian
38:00 <beehhh> i remember the series man from the snowy mountain
38:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> adelaide
38:00 <beehhh> marion?
38:00 <yumz3136> dissident is a major loser chan
38:00 <beehhh> i love sky city casino
38:00 <yumz3136> are you sure you are not simba?
38:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> elizabeth
38:00 <beehhh> rundle mall
38:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> lol whats happened to simba?
38:00 <beehhh> yay i know there last i been ten years ago
38:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> he used to have ops in here
39:00 <yumz3136> he is either you
39:00 <yumz3136> or he has bailed
39:00 <dematerialised> this place hasn't been the same since simba left
39:00 <yumz3136> because he hides out in ur chan
39:00 <yumz3136> simba is a major loser
39:00 <yumz3136> one of austnets biggest losers in history
39:00 <beehhh> there were good weed i bought from an abo lady in adelaide near fullerton in 1999
39:00 <beehhh> uniley
39:00 <beehhh> gleng
39:00 <dematerialised> abo women are great roots
39:00 <beehhh> sir don bradman
40:00 <beehhh> my first root there with a white girl was local i paid her 200 and i cummed quick
41:00 <beehhh> we lit up a fag together and chithcat before the bell cranks
41:00 <Clarkson> loves dematerialised's dick i heard
41:00 <dematerialised> everyone loves my dick
42:00 <beehhh> i didnt come out back then btw
42:00 <dematerialised> hey that's interesting, that line wasn't said in this channel
42:00 <dematerialised> people are talking about me in other channels
42:00 <beehhh> it all happned after i been through the courts after court and cases after case
42:00 <dematerialised> am I irc famous?
43:00 <yumz3136> beehhh is there brohel in bangladesh mate?
43:00 <beehhh> brohel
43:00 <beehhh> bro hell
43:00 <Clarkson> I'm not sure what is happening here, but it sounds like a gay embrace to me.
43:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> did any of you guys watch that vid i posted?
43:00 <dematerialised> which vid?
44:00 <beehhh> i got there earlier than many new emigrant that they cant beat me
44:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> that girl getting executed
44:00 <dematerialised> was it of someone from irc wanking?
44:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> www.liveleak.com/view?i=c26_1432124654
44:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> a mob sorta beats her up, and then they burn her to death
44:00 <dematerialised> that part of the world is fucked
44:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> my question is - why the fuck didnt she defend herself more?
45:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> if i knew a mob was goin to kill me, then i'd sure as hell do my best to fuck up at least someone in the crowd around be before i go
45:00 <dematerialised> because she knows she is worth nothing and they'd just straight up rape and murder her if she fought back
45:00 <dematerialised> she wouldnt even have to worry about the fire
45:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> like, at least gouge some fuckers eyeball out at the least
45:00 <yumz3136> beehhh
45:00 <yumz3136> have u ever been to brothel?
46:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> well she was gona die anyway
46:00 <yumz3136> in bangla
46:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> wth has she got to lose at that point
46:00 <yumz3136> not australia
46:00 <dematerialised> that's true
46:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> imo, a person is most dangerous when they know they are gona die real soon
47:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> cause at that point, they got nothin to lose, no consequences to fear
47:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> can try and do watever the hell they want and wont be around to answer for it
48:00 <yumz3136> yeh
48:00 <yumz3136> imagine being burnt alive
49:00 <yumz3136> and bashed
49:00 <yumz3136> by ur own stinking village muds
49:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> did u see the video yumz3136?
49:00 <yumz3136> yeh i did
49:00 <yumz3136> couldnt watch all that man
49:00 <yumz3136> cut in and out of parts
49:00 <yumz3136> not the right time for me to see that
49:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> i was intitially really traumatized by it
49:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> did u see the ending?
49:00 <yumz3136> lol
49:00 <yumz3136> but hey she deserved it
49:00 <yumz3136> fuck her
50:00 <yumz3136> should be more of them happening
50:00 <yumz3136> can do them in the city
50:00 <yumz3136> first person we burn is simba
50:00 <yumz3136> then penny wong
50:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> well yeah apparently she and her gang murderd a elderly taxi driver
50:00 <yumz3136> yep scumbags
50:00 <yumz3136> deserve death
50:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> but she should just be shot instead though
50:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> not burned alive like that
50:00 <yumz3136> nah
50:00 <yumz3136> fuck her
50:00 <yumz3136> burn her alive
50:00 <Clarkson> Pieter, how often do you wank ?
50:00 <yumz3136> as u burn her stab her
50:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> u could see her body on fire and she rolls and yells in pain
51:00 <yumz3136> yep
51:00 <yumz3136> good
51:00 <yumz3136> suffer
51:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> lol nah man, i just burnt my hand on a ciggie today i know how painful it is
51:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> imagine being actually alight
51:00 <yumz3136> of course
51:00 <yumz3136> ive been burn before
52:00 <yumz3136> i dipped my penis in fire pit once because i thought it was Serenity's pussy
52:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> lol
52:00 <beehhh> once were a warrior
52:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> jake the muss
52:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> fuck yeah
52:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> that man is a legend
52:00 <yumz3136> jake the muss
53:00 <beehhh> dwany johnson wanted to play for all blacks once
54:00 <beehhh> i know if i get back you guys will give me all that I never had
55:00 <yumz3136> beehhh have u ever been to brothel in india?
55:00 <yumz3136> or bangaldesh?
55:00 <beehhh> yes before i went to australia why
55:00 <yumz3136> what was it like?
55:00 <beehhh> dude 22 years ago i could barely rememeber
56:00 <yumz3136> well what was it sorta like man?
57:00 <yumz3136> can you go find b rothels now?
57:00 <yumz3136> take pics
57:00 <yumz3136> remember i offered to pay you money man
57:00 <yumz3136> to document bangla for me
58:00 <beehhh> http://www.youporn.com/channel/882540835/asian-street-meat/
58:00 <beehhh> like this
59:00 <yumz3136> yeh ok
59:00 <yumz3136> it wasnt like that beehhh
59:00 <yumz3136> thats like chink aussie brothel
00:00 <yumz3136> ive been to many like that
00:00 <yumz3136> i want to know about the bangla brothels
00:00 <yumz3136> with rats running around and women on cow steroids
01:00 <yumz3136> LOL Saemon
01:00 <yumz3136> what a loser
01:00 <yumz3136> where is that guy these days
01:00 <yumz3136> last i heard he was in mental home
01:00 <Saemon> lol i dunno
01:00 <yumz3136> good old Saemon
01:00 <yumz3136> man he did have a lot of fights on here with simba
02:00 <Saemon> i heard he was obessed with bastardly_one
02:00 <Saemon> hell, i witnessed it
02:00 <yumz3136> use to really rip simba in half
02:00 <yumz3136> are u sure u are not simba?
02:00 <yumz3136> lol
02:00 <Saemon> lol perhaps 
02:00 <yumz3136> simba slinky_j wants his money back
03:00 <yumz3136> for the strippers and cocaine
03:00 <yumz3136> where is it greek boy?
03:00 <simba> lol my dad has it
03:00 <simba> i paid him for a bj
04:00 <yumz3136> lol wtf
04:00 <yumz3136> you arnt simba then
04:00 <yumz3136> but why are you in dissident?
04:00 <yumz3136> with strum pedo
04:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> lol to troll simba
05:00 <yumz3136> Microsoft is here the curry muncher
06:00 <Microsoft> Oh plivent the king of pedophiles faggot is here!
06:00 <Clarkson> nothing better then feeling hot cum on your back 
07:00 <yumz3136> doc you are back to melbourne?
07:00 <yumz3136> since i inform you losers in PD
08:00 <yumz3136> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
08:00 <yumz3136> whats wrong curry muncher
08:00 <yumz3136> no bans here?
08:00 <yumz3136> good to see you are awake yet again to fullfill your irc duties
08:00 <yumz3136> one step closer to austnet
08:00 <yumz3136> ASD
10:00 <yumz3136> LOL NeXus
10:00 <yumz3136> bringing the bots now
11:00 <yumz3136> now you will have front row pedo seating DoC
12:00 <Microsoft> nah that seat belongs to your mum
12:00 <yumz3136> lol
12:00 <Microsoft> you and ur mum can have it
12:00 <yumz3136> why you bringing in your pedo bots for DoC?
12:00 <NeXus> Wtf u talking about?
12:00 <yumz3136> LOL
12:00 <yumz3136> mate you have that thing scattered all over irc
12:00 <Microsoft> ROFL @ BOTS
12:00 <yumz3136> its not just on austnet
13:00 <yumz3136> ([email protected]
13:00 <yumz3136> its one of your pedo bots
13:00 <NeXus> lmfao
13:00 <yumz3136> no doubt when you leave here you will be lurking
13:00 <yumz3136> with NeXus
13:00 <yumz3136> you are so dumb
13:00 <NeXus> whose that dumb cunt yumz3136?
13:00 <yumz3136> but maybe not as dumb as melbourne chan staff is
13:00 <yumz3136> lol
13:00 <Microsoft> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
13:00 <British^Meat> lol how much does this spastic type :)
13:00 <Microsoft> pliv go fuck yourself
13:00 <yumz3136> British^Meat LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
13:00 <dematerialised> pedo loser lol
13:00 <yumz3136> 1 sec i got something for you
14:00 <Microsoft> pliv = king of pedo phaggots
14:00 <Microsoft> lolololololol
14:00 <Microsoft> nah show it to your mum pliv
14:00 <yumz3136> my mum would not like to see a pic of British^Meat thank you very much LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
14:00 <Microsoft> no one is intrested in ur pedo life
14:00 <yumz3136> but the lovely losers of here would
14:00 <yumz3136> i know Trevor would love it
15:00 <yumz3136> Trevor the fake cop
15:00 <Microsoft> no one cares faggot
15:00 <Clarkson> it makes sense that you get your spirits, which are like genetic energies, from your parents so some kids are born gay.. if their father is gay
15:00 <yumz3136> Microsoft why dont you leave then?
15:00 <Microsoft> thats true Clarkson and thats pliv
15:00 <Clarkson> he was such a clinical little shit
15:00 <yumz3136> no point you being around once pedo bot is 
15:00 <yumz3136> NeXus
15:00 <yumz3136> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
15:00 <Microsoft> why do u want me to leave because im telling about your pedo life?
15:00 <yumz3136> Microsoft Clarkson is a bot you dumb cunt
15:00 <Clarkson> ness who the fuck wants to be an eternal student ?
15:00 <yumz3136> you can stay man
15:00 <yumz3136> stay all you want
15:00 <yumz3136> fine by me
16:00 <yumz3136> you have NeXus deep rooted now
16:00 <yumz3136> life is good for you
16:00 <NeXus> yumz3136 seems to be upset because of his parents 
17:00 <NeXus> r you gay yumz3136?
17:00 <yumz3136> my parents ?
17:00 <yumz3136> lol
17:00 <yumz3136> what do they have to do with anything
17:00 <dematerialised> i would be mad if my parents gave me that haircut too
17:00 <yumz3136> Microsoft you should talk under yourself not hide behind your shitty bot NeXus
17:00 <NeXus> oh lol u dont have parents i can understand
17:00 <yumz3136> dematerialised that haircut is great and im far better looking than you ever would be
17:00 <yumz3136> NeXus i dont have parents now?
17:00 <NeXus> ya mum had sex wif bunch of dickheads so its not confirm yet who is your father
18:00 <yumz3136> lol
18:00 <yumz3136> Microsoft you should talk as yourself
18:00 <yumz3136> not be so stupid
18:00 <yumz3136> lift your game
18:00 <yumz3136> its so obvious
18:00 <NeXus> anyway carry on dickhead i hope u would get some dick tonight :D
18:00 <yumz3136> i will
18:00 <yumz3136> ill get some nice yum yum gowchi dicks
18:00 <Microsoft> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
20:00 <yumz3136> dematerialised if the only thing you can bring to the table is a haircut of mine from 6 years ago you are very very pathetic man
20:00 <Microsoft> lmfao @ pliv crying like a bitch when no one is around hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
20:00 <Microsoft> what a dumb cunt u are pliv
20:00 <Microsoft> u should kill urself
20:00 <yumz3136> kill myself
20:00 <yumz3136> why should i do that?
20:00 <yumz3136> because some random curry munching loser said so?
20:00 <yumz3136> lol
20:00 <yumz3136> there is pleanty of ppl around
20:00 <Microsoft> cause you got nuffin in ur life no friends no job
20:00 <yumz3136> its a live 24/7 server if you didnt know already muncher
21:00 <Microsoft> the only thing u have got is bunch of dicks
21:00 <yumz3136> what type of dicks?
21:00 <dematerialised> why are you mad
22:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> yo British^Meat
22:00 <cArlT0n_kR3w> sup man
22:00 <Microsoft> I was with your sister we sniffed some stuff together than she'd sucked my cock like a mental patient as your mum is pliv pedo
23:00 <yumz3136> dematerialised nobody is mad
23:00 <yumz3136> LOL
23:00 <Microsoft> do you want me to upload that video on youtube?
23:00 <yumz3136> Microsoft what did you sniff?
23:00 <yumz3136> upload it please
23:00 <Microsoft> ROFLMFAO
23:00 <yumz3136> but on redtube and youporn
23:00 <dematerialised> i like this new you yumz3136
23:00 <dematerialised> much more calm and collected
23:00 <yumz3136> youtube wont take it
23:00 <yumz3136> dematerialised you should talk some more shit about Serenity
23:00 <yumz3136> then kiss her ass when she is around
24:00 <dematerialised> why?
24:00 <yumz3136> why not man
24:00 <yumz3136> its you
24:00 <yumz3136> a true despo loser
24:00 <dematerialised> such is the pussy pulling power of my dick
24:00 <dematerialised> i can talk shit and then still have them love me
25:00 <dematerialised> girls used to diss me now they write letters coz they miss me
25:00 <yumz3136> lol
25:00 <yumz3136> you saying you want some Serenity pussy?
26:00 <Microsoft> dematerialised, pliv is upset because all the chicks rejected him cause he's gay
26:00 <Microsoft> a weak gay cunt
26:00 <dematerialised> being gay isn't all that bad guy
26:00 <dematerialised> you gotta own it
27:00 <Microsoft> <yumz3136> hey dont tell everyone that ive gotta micro penis
27:00 <Clarkson> I was going to watch porn and beat off
27:00 <yumz3136> what chicks rejected me?
27:00 <yumz3136> tell me that Microsoft
27:00 <yumz3136> dematerialised answer the question
27:00 <yumz3136> its very simple
28:00 <yumz3136> <yumz3136> you saying you want some Serenity pussy?
28:00 <dematerialised> i've already had it
28:00 <dematerialised> tight like a tiger
29:00 <Kelevra> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
29:00 <dematerialised> hi sxc
30:00 <Kelevra> asl babe
30:00 <Kelevra> wheres john
30:00 <dematerialised> in bed
30:00 <dematerialised> all tuckered out from fucking babes all night
30:00 <Kelevra> loser
30:00 <Kelevra> bigtime
30:00 <yumz3136> lol
30:00 <yumz3136> Kelevra
30:00 <yumz3136> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
30:00 <yumz3136> dematerialised you have fucked Serenity pussy?
30:00 <dematerialised> yeah man
31:00 <Kelevra> sup pliv
31:00 <yumz3136> hello Kelevra
31:00 <yumz3136> good old mel bassbabe
31:00 <Kelevra> hows the monobrowbrow babe
31:00 <yumz3136> the mother of ninjas kid
31:00 <yumz3136> lol a fake Kelevra
31:00 <yumz3136> indeed
32:00 <yumz3136> Kelevra if you want to troll under your real name you could try that?
32:00 <yumz3136> or we could just try the melb rippage
32:00 <yumz3136> lol
32:00 <yumz3136> how you had a kid to 2 losers from austnet
32:00 <yumz3136> o driscoll who bashed ur head against a westinghouse fridge
32:00 <yumz3136> and then johninja whom you met on the national sex tour
32:00 <Clarkson> Got worried I shit meself
32:00 <Kelevra> Fuck up pedo cunt
32:00 <Clarkson> but if you had a c-section…. you can’t fucking move so you get dust!
32:00 <yumz3136> you will have to try harder than that
32:00 <yumz3136> shall we have mel pic posting time?
33:00 <yumz3136> yes i t hink so
33:00 <yumz3136> that sounds good
33:00 <Kelevra> :)
34:00 <TheRiddler> what weather
35:00 <yumz3136> ahh TheRiddler pedo is here
35:00 <yumz3136> he must have got the wake up call
36:00 <yumz3136> from one of the few losers
36:00 <yumz3136> http://imgur.com/ab5qSKg
36:00 <dematerialised> he heard your baby face was around
36:00 <TheRiddler> aswell as round
37:00 <TheRiddler> like a big pizza pie
37:00 <TheRiddler> that's amore
37:00 <Kelevra> yumz3136 you're charming as a mother fucker hey
37:00 <TheRiddler> the real Kelevra?
38:00 <Kelevra> maybe.
41:00 <Kelevra> pliv is a loser
41:00 <Kelevra> attention seeking faggot
49:00 <yumz3136> Microsoft
49:00 <yumz3136> you should stop hiding son
50:00 <Kelevra> yumz3136 wakey wakey pedo
50:00 <Kelevra> lollllllllll
50:00 <yumz3136> hello Kelevra
50:00 <yumz3136> good to see you awake
50:00 <yumz3136> at such an hour
50:00 <yumz3136> with o driscoll and cornboys kid asleep
51:00 <Kelevra> u mad
51:00 <Kelevra> pedo faggot
52:00 <yumz3136> i mad for some Kelevra pussy
52:00 <yumz3136> its what i want
52:00 <yumz3136> its what i need
52:00 <Kelevra> fuk up
53:00 <Kelevra> despo
53:00 <yumz3136> lol
53:00 <yumz3136> despo?
53:00 <yumz3136> we using my words now
53:00 <yumz3136> geee there could be 2 ppl as lame
53:00 <yumz3136> below faggot
53:00 <yumz3136> and Microsoft/DoC
53:00 <Kelevra> whos that homo
53:00 <yumz3136> steven would be in bed unless he's having a late night pedo whilst his coon slurry sleep beside him
54:00 <Kelevra> :)
58:00 <yumz3136> Kelevra where is john?
58:00 <Kelevra> crying himself to sleep
58:00 <Kelevra> why
58:00 <yumz3136> why is he crying?
58:00 <Kelevra> cuz ur a pedo
59:00 <Kelevra> lolol
59:00 <yumz3136> lol wtf?
59:00 <yumz3136> he wants my penis to suck?
59:00 <Kelevra> yes
59:00 <yumz3136> tell him he can have it
00:00 <Kelevra> u tell him faggot
00:00 <yumz3136> i will
00:00 <yumz3136> next time im online and he is
00:00 <Kelevra> kool
01:00 <yumz3136> love to show him some natural cut cock
02:00 <Kelevra> get sum cock faggot
02:00 <yumz3136> do you have yourself avail?
02:00 <yumz3136> hoping for some mel pussy
02:00 <yumz3136> black pussy
02:00 <Kelevra> no
02:00 <yumz3136> remember how i use to say that to you
03:00 <Kelevra> homo
03:00 <yumz3136> mels black pussshyyyy
03:00 <yumz3136> how does it feel that your childs father raped a girl with her own daughter in the same room
03:00 <yumz3136> ?
04:00 <Kelevra> how does it feel to take the cock nightly like ya bf
04:00 <Kelevra> hahaha
04:00 <Kelevra> :)
05:00 <yumz3136> my bf?
05:00 <yumz3136> i dont have a bf
05:00 <Kelevra> yes
06:00 <yumz3136> who might that be?
06:00 <Kelevra> u tell me
06:00 <yumz3136> well i dont know
06:00 <yumz3136> you are telling the story 
06:00 <yumz3136> lol
10:00 <Kelevra> lol
10:00 <Kelevra> are you offended brother
11:00 <yumz3136> not at all because if it is that johninjas penis is mine then i am happy
12:00 <Kelevra> well that's a fkn faggot video I'd like to see?
12:00 <Kelevra> share?
12:00 <yumz3136> sure
12:00 <yumz3136> if you can hook u sup
13:00 <yumz3136> we done
13:00 <yumz3136> love to fuck him nice and tight asshole
13:00 <Clarkson> well its shit weather in melbourne
14:00 <Kelevra> trust u to fuk men u despo faggot
15:00 <yumz3136> man you should really try be more hidden next time
15:00 <yumz3136> its so obvious LOL
15:00 <yumz3136> for starters mel is too dumb to ever pick up who is who
15:00 <yumz3136> unless its infront of her
16:00 <yumz3136> 2nd mel doesnt even speak like you
16:00 <yumz3136> LOL
16:00 <yumz3136> and 3rd
16:00 <yumz3136> mel is a loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
16:00 <Kelevra> who am i
16:00 <yumz3136> she would not be up this hour
16:00 <dematerialised> whoooo are yuo
17:00 <yumz3136> who who who are you
17:00 <dematerialised> seriously though you're very calm tonight
17:00 <dematerialised> i am proud
18:00 <Kelevra> kool
18:00 <yumz3136> calm tonight?
18:00 <yumz3136> dematerialised i havnt been on here in afew weeks man
18:00 <yumz3136> not sure who u are speaking to but its not been me lol
18:00 <yumz3136> we get a lot of ppl on here who try to impersonate us
19:00 <dematerialised> no i mean like compared to normal, you're far less aspie than usual
19:00 <yumz3136> not sure what u mean
19:00 <yumz3136> but ok
20:00 <yumz3136> if u say so u say so
20:00 <yumz3136> you know me best
20:00 <dematerialised> just letting you know i care
20:00 <Kelevra> young love
21:00 <yumz3136> Kelevra maybe instead of johninja i can have dematerialised nice tight asshole
21:00 <dematerialised> my asshole isn't tight
21:00 <Clarkson> everytime i look i see some sexual crime, some article about penis size, some celebrity crisis, something about a tv show, a murder
21:00 <dematerialised> it's been plowed by numerous african americans
21:00 <yumz3136> ok
21:00 <yumz3136> well i dont like loose asshole
21:00 <yumz3136> so no
21:00 <yumz3136> loose pussy i will take
21:00 <yumz3136> much prefer
22:00 <dematerialised> just stick your head right up in there
22:00 <dematerialised> and look around
23:00 <Trevor> see where the cunt has been
25:00 <yumz3136> yes Trevor you have abbo wife yes?
25:00 <yumz3136> a good cunt like that has been properly used
25:00 <yumz3136> often by their own family
28:00 <dematerialised> i want an abo girlfriend
28:00 <dematerialised> just to see what it's like
29:00 <yumz3136> never been there man so wouldnt know
29:00 <yumz3136> but Trevor is married to one
29:00 <yumz3136> mr hoskins
31:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfRNRymrv9k
31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mariah Carey - Always Be My Baby Views: 63,333,688 Uploader: MariahCareyVEVO Uploaded: Nov 24, 2009 Duration: 4m17s Rating: 4.85
32:00 <yumz3136> bad choice
33:00 <Kelevra> u guyz r pritty awez
34:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0bPrt69rag
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Britney Spears - Sometimes Views: 63,798,207 Uploader: BritneySpearsVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 3m52s Rating: 4.84
39:00 <yumz3136> having troubles hoskins?
39:00 <yumz3136> from katoomba
39:00 <dematerialised> timothy
43:00 <Trevor> I'd engage in this conversation yumz3136, except we've had it, like 20 times
44:00 <yumz3136> have we?
44:00 <yumz3136> when
44:00 <yumz3136> ?
44:00 <dematerialised> lol
44:00 <yumz3136> ive spoken to you afew times on here
44:00 <yumz3136> i never bothered with you because you are a major loser
45:00 <yumz3136> i dont bother with the major losers
45:00 <yumz3136> never have never will
45:00 <dematerialised> Lt Cmdr Loser
45:00 <Trevor> i appologise that you have a memory like a goldfish
45:00 <yumz3136> really?
45:00 <yumz3136> do tell me about it
45:00 <yumz3136> lol
46:00 <Trevor> why bother? you didn't listen the other 20 times?
46:00 <Trevor> i still think its lol though, the things you say :)
46:00 <yumz3136> 20 times?
46:00 <yumz3136> when was that?
47:00 <yumz3136> what did you tell me ex cop
47:00 <Trevor> am i supposed to be bothered?
48:00 <Trevor> i can pretend to be, if that will make your irc experience better?
50:00 <yumz3136> you should just remember that its been exposed you are not a cop
50:00 <yumz3136> and never was
50:00 <yumz3136> LOL
50:00 <yumz3136> the joke is on you retard
50:00 <dematerialised> 3xp0s3d
51:00 <Trevor> oh ok
51:00 <Trevor> ill go cry or something
51:00 <yumz3136> hey man u made up you were an ex cop
51:00 <yumz3136> from kings cross LAC
51:00 <yumz3136> and married to a coon
52:00 <yumz3136> its ur life u have to deal with
52:00 <yumz3136> and bullshit
52:00 <yumz3136> something so pathetic u would bother to invent
52:00 <yumz3136> its ur problem nobody else on here is that sad
52:00 <yumz3136> you are a top shelf loser taco
52:00 <yumz3136> and will die as one
52:00 <Trevor> thanks i try
52:00 <yumz3136> u are on same level as imba
52:00 <yumz3136> *simba
53:00 <yumz3136> you will be here till u die
53:00 <yumz3136> if life can prevail
53:00 <yumz3136> for u
53:00 <Trevor> only if u r here 2 hold my hand
53:00 <Trevor> i cum 4 u
53:00 <yumz3136> i bet u would
53:00 <yumz3136> i mean the abbo never existed
53:00 <yumz3136> so there is so no cum there
53:00 <yumz3136> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
54:00 <Trevor> thats nice
54:00 <yumz3136> you will have to result in male irc austnet cum
54:00 <Clarkson> cybering chicks with 'I fondle your scrotum with my gums' is usually a bit weird
55:00 <Trevor> i wasnt aware that irc was a medium for sexual encounters... i suppose this explains your intent
55:00 <yumz3136> lol
55:00 <Trevor> sorry im just a loser
55:00 <yumz3136> says the man who lied about being a cop
55:00 <yumz3136> at kings cross LAC
55:00 <yumz3136> and to be married to a fucking coon of all things
56:00 <yumz3136> you are a major loser taco
56:00 <yumz3136> go do something with yourself
56:00 <Trevor> i like this game you play
56:00 <Trevor> prove anything you claim
56:00 <yumz3136> use less irc
56:00 <Trevor> anything
56:00 <yumz3136> remember ur server u created last year
56:00 <yumz3136> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
56:00 <yumz3136> oz.irc or something
56:00 <yumz3136> u had b1
56:00 <yumz3136> serenity pig
56:00 <yumz3136> and maurice
56:00 <Trevor> your statements are not evidence of any kind btw
56:00 <yumz3136> ohh and kk the fat cake slurry preggo beaver
56:00 <yumz3136> ur chan for the rankings mate
57:00 <yumz3136> destroyed in 1 night by myself and mayo
57:00 <yumz3136> i wonder how that place is going now
57:00 <yumz3136> i shall try to connect
57:00 <yumz3136> LOL
57:00 <yumz3136> tacos major irc austnet competitor
57:00 <Trevor> sorry werent you just calling me a loser a few minutes ago?
57:00 <yumz3136> of course
57:00 <yumz3136> major loser
57:00 <yumz3136> what was the address man
57:00 <yumz3136> ill connect
58:00 <Trevor> ok, i was just lost in the things that are apparently important in your life
58:00 <yumz3136> lol
58:00 <yumz3136> important
58:00 <yumz3136> this is just some fun
58:00 <yumz3136> unlike losers like yourself
58:00 <Trevor> fun?
58:00 <yumz3136> this is all you have going for you
58:00 <yumz3136> thats why you come here
58:00 <Trevor> most people have friends
58:00 <yumz3136> everyday and night
58:00 <yumz3136> its ur life
58:00 <yumz3136> same goes for Serenity
58:00 <yumz3136> and co
58:00 <yumz3136> u dont have friends though
59:00 <yumz3136> u are a nutjob liar
59:00 <Trevor> oh ok wasnt aware that occurs
59:00 <yumz3136> who made up he was a cop
59:00 <yumz3136> lol
59:00 <yumz3136> kings cross LAC
59:00 <yumz3136> what a shame i know that station well
59:00 <yumz3136> nobody knows a hoskins there
59:00 <yumz3136> LOL
59:00 <Trevor> you do?
59:00 <Trevor> staff sgt?
59:00 <Trevor> commander?
59:00 <Trevor> who are they?
59:00 <yumz3136> good friends of mine
59:00 <Trevor> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
59:00 <yumz3136> i lived in darlinghurst area for 2 years
00:00 <yumz3136> on bourke st
00:00 <Trevor> your good friends dont have names?
00:00 <yumz3136> its a shame u were a loser sitting on irc
00:00 <Trevor> im sorry, you say that im a liar?
00:00 <yumz3136> trying to convince ppl about ur 'underbelly' days
00:00 <yumz3136> yes you are a liar
00:00 <Trevor> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
00:00 <yumz3136> a major one
00:00 <yumz3136> nobody at kings cross LAC knows a hoskins mate
00:00 <yumz3136> LOL
00:00 <yumz3136> nobody
00:00 <Trevor> ok im done with this conversation too, add it to the hoskins list
01:00 <Trevor> im sure you'll forget by tomorrow
01:00 <yumz3136> sure no worries
01:00 <yumz3136> ill remember fne
01:00 <yumz3136> *fine
01:00 <yumz3136> do u want me to come on 2morrow?
01:00 <yumz3136> to remind u?
01:00 <yumz3136> no problem for me
01:00 <yumz3136> its u who made up the cop stories
01:00 <yumz3136> not me
01:00 <yumz3136> i just know the ppl down the area
01:00 <yumz3136> asked afew old pals
01:00 <yumz3136> u made the lies son
01:00 <yumz3136> police are the last ppl i wish to speak to
02:00 <yumz3136> but i thought on austnets behalf they must learn of the liar from katoomba
02:00 <Trevor> i like how your old pals at nsw police dont have names, yet im a liar, because of things you claim
03:00 <Trevor> very strong argument you have there :)
03:00 <yumz3136> who asked for names?
03:00 <yumz3136> did i state any?
03:00 <yumz3136> no
03:00 <yumz3136> lol
03:00 <Trevor> I did, like 3 fucking minutes ago
03:00 <yumz3136> will i
03:00 <Clarkson> like i said, fuck off Student
03:00 <yumz3136> im not that fucking stupid
03:00 <Clarkson> why dont u pigs go watch reruns of shit AFL the bogan shit game
03:00 <yumz3136> why the fuck would i name actual cops names on here
03:00 <Trevor> oh right
03:00 <Clarkson> fkn stupid cunt
03:00 <yumz3136> are u that retarded
03:00 <yumz3136> why dont u go kings cross LAC mate
03:00 <Trevor> you know they're like published on the website
03:00 <yumz3136> hahahaha
03:00 <Trevor> cuz ur that fucking stupid
03:00 <yumz3136> are they?
04:00 <yumz3136> lol
04:00 <Trevor> yes
04:00 <yumz3136> just like you are?
04:00 <Trevor> no im not a staff sgt or a commander
04:00 <yumz3136> it works as simple as that?
04:00 <yumz3136> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
04:00 <yumz3136> dont be so stupid u retard
04:00 <yumz3136> ur a  man who works ways
04:00 <yumz3136> but has nothing
04:00 <yumz3136> find ur loophole
04:00 <yumz3136> lie some more
04:00 <yumz3136> ur a nobody
04:00 <Trevor> ok thats nice
04:00 <yumz3136> continue ur pathetic life on austnet irc Taco
04:00 <yumz3136> go for it
04:00 <yumz3136> i went to kings cross LAC
04:00 <yumz3136> i asked about hoskins
04:00 <yumz3136> nobody knows u mate
05:00 <Trevor> again, you have a very strong argument there... your allegations based on nothing
05:00 <yumz3136> my names jerome geale ur a loser and i asked about u and ur a fucking nobody son, a complete utter nut job
05:00 <yumz3136> go call them up faggot
05:00 <yumz3136> its u who had nobody
05:00 <yumz3136> "hoskins mate dont know one"
05:00 <yumz3136> "never worked here"
05:00 <yumz3136> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
06:00 <yumz3136> u fucking stupid sad cunt
06:00 <yumz3136> like ur irc chan
06:00 <yumz3136> on what was it
06:00 <yumz3136> oz.irc.tk
06:00 <yumz3136> some pathetic shit
06:00 <Trevor> so you've said
06:00 <yumz3136> taco
06:00 <yumz3136> you had b1 pedo
06:00 <yumz3136> Serenity slurry
06:00 <yumz3136> Maurice till we owned her
06:00 <Trevor> why must you continually repeat yourself and forget things?
06:00 <yumz3136> with her kids picsw etc
06:00 <yumz3136> the tigerts
06:00 <yumz3136> LOL
06:00 <yumz3136> and who else
06:00 <yumz3136> was like kkk
06:00 <yumz3136> the kate eating pig fuck
06:00 <Clarkson> so its the same shit xm
06:00 <Trevor> are you high?
06:00 <yumz3136> a dumb slurry who come here
06:00 <yumz3136> preggos
06:00 <yumz3136> to get away from steven carmody faggot
07:00 <yumz3136> to pedo
07:00 <yumz3136> to rape
07:00 <yumz3136> ur son
07:00 <yumz3136> Trevor
07:00 <yumz3136> the major loser
07:00 <yumz3136> talking about a top shelf loser
07:00 <yumz3136> who do we deal with
07:00 <yumz3136> yes his name is taco
07:00 <yumz3136> hoskins faggot
07:00 <Clarkson> was fucking perfect
07:00 <yumz3136> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL a cop from kings cross LAC
07:00 <yumz3136> fuck man u must think these ppl on here are so fucked they are below u
07:00 <yumz3136> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
08:00 <Trevor> given that you're now unable to engage in any conversation, im going to assume the answer to my question is "yes"
08:00 <yumz3136> lollllllllllllllllll
08:00 <yumz3136> Trevor
08:00 <yumz3136> mr hoskins
08:00 <yumz3136> Trevor how many ppl did u arrest in your years as a cop?
09:00 <Trevor> seriously id engage in the things you bring up, except communication is a two way street
09:00 <yumz3136> Trevor how many ppl did u arrest in your years as a cop?
09:00 <Trevor> thats why i believe you are high
11:00 <Trevor> guess i have to go be a loser now
11:00 <Trevor> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL [loser cry]
15:00 <dematerialised> he's good fun
19:00 <Trevor> oh yea i just want to invite him to my next bbq
32:00 <MrMark> its sunday!!!!!party time!!!!!
54:00 <robot> hello
03:00 <gs69azza> hi
04:00 <faux> butts
06:00 <robot> hello
07:00 <robot> whos doin robberies this mornin
13:00 <MrMark> burp
15:00 <gs69azza> mmm butt
15:00 <gs69azza> do want a healthy serving
16:00 <faux> yes
17:00 <faux> pix
20:00 <robot> 1 butt plz
43:00 <zaim> hey faux
43:00 <zaim> bye faux
44:00 <faux> oh
44:00 <faux> hi zaim
44:00 <faux> how rude
46:00 <robot> whats everyone up 2
46:00 <robot> i mite grab some food
24:00 <MrMark> vodka
42:00 <robot> it's all happening in here today
42:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
43:00 <TheRiddler> what wild weather last night
00:00 <Serenity> loooooooool reading back over what happened after i left
01:00 <Serenity> why does pliv insist on talking about my vag like he would have any chance at getting into it
04:00 <British^Meat> lol Serenity, i just did the same
04:00 <British^Meat> my mind is literally blown
04:00 <British^Meat> im incapable of understanding that guys mindset
04:00 <British^Meat> what, the, actual, fuck.....!
05:00 <Serenity> i just skimmed most of it because its just drivel
05:00 <British^Meat> its just the same thing over and over and over
05:00 <Serenity> calling us all losers for being here 24/7 but he was the only one here talking mostly lol
05:00 <British^Meat> he must get so mad
05:00 <British^Meat> lol IKR
05:00 <Serenity> i reckon it must be some kind of drug come down
06:00 <Serenity> end of the night he starts getting ragey
06:00 <British^Meat> power chatting to bellends who gave one sentance answers to his 10
06:00 <British^Meat> cracker
06:00 <Serenity> loll
06:00 <British^Meat> i reckon once he logs off/gets booted he dusts off his hands and goes "yup.... totally worth it"
06:00 <Serenity> absolutely lol
06:00 <Serenity> pats himself on the back then goes and asks mum for some warm milk
07:00 <British^Meat> lol
09:00 <Serenity> incidentally
10:00 <Serenity> i rembered last night that i had an imgur account so logged in
10:00 <Serenity> and there was a couple of screen shots from here of rants from pieter that was fun to read
22:00 <MrMark> are we all pissed off our faces and naked yet?
30:00 <TheRiddler> finally downloaded
33:00 <TheRiddler> brb
55:00 <Klutch> sup cunts.
59:00 <Bora4Sale> http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/berrinba/cars-vans-utes/2002-volkswagen-bora-sedan/1110379222 msg sara-serina for details
02:00 <zaim> HEY. i was keen on that Bora
04:00 <zaim> According to VCDS (software for use with the onboard computer) the slip in the automatic ranges from 350-900rpm during normal driving. This needs repeating. THE CAR DRIVES, probably quite well compaired to other cars, but there is a LOT of slip, more than acceptable. 
04:00 <zaim> lmaooo @ probably quite well compaired to other cars, but there is a LOT of slip, more than acceptable. 
08:00 <TheRiddler> doom is back
09:00 <zaim> liar
09:00 <zaim> it never left.
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn on m8
15:00 <zaim> scarnon?
15:00 <faux> i would gladly punch georgeandwell_alpha in the dick
15:00 <faux> with a sledgehammer.
16:00 <zaim> id like to see you try
17:00 <TheRiddler> action in the new doom is very much like the originals
18:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> faux u realise its cowardly to bann someone
18:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> just to get the last word
18:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> weak
18:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> imho...if 7 cant hold ur own
18:00 <faux> you realise i dont give a flying shit 
19:00 <Clarkson> the stig cunt nothing cunt
19:00 <mr_ducati> faux loves banning me :P
19:00 <mr_ducati> she used 2 anyway lol
19:00 <faux> shh youre ruining me sunday vibes
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> when i see that
19:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
19:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i think yes thats weak
19:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> even for irc
20:00 <TheRiddler> georgeandwell_alpha thinks he's special how cute
20:00 <faux> do i
20:00 <faux> how liberating
20:00 <faux> hi ash
20:00 <faux> hows it
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <TheRiddler> good
20:00 <TheRiddler> yourself?
20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> well
20:00 <TheRiddler> my team is playing  shortly
20:00 <faux> they think by calling me weak i wont ban them to prove them wrong
20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ive got my views
20:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> not sure if its special
20:00 <faux> def CuTe
21:00 <faux> oh yeah good luck
21:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> if u bann someone u lost the argument 
21:00 <mr_ducati> ay faux do a lebo impersonation for me
21:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> irc rules
21:00 <mr_ducati> need a laugh
21:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> if you cant handle it
22:00 <robot> hello possums
22:00 <robot> whos doin a wee 4 me
22:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> there really should be no banns apart from flooders
22:00 <robot> the world according to george
22:00 <TheRiddler> what argument
22:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> many people just cant handle free chat
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> easily get offended
23:00 <British^Meat> r u high right now?
23:00 <TheRiddler> the internet is not about free speach
23:00 <robot> i like how it doesn't matter if anyone's talkin wit george he just keeps havin a conversation
23:00 <faux> golly
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <robot> lol faux ^5
23:00 <faux> ruinin me sunday vibes
23:00 <TheRiddler> damn
23:00 <robot> time to chillax fuax
24:00 <TheRiddler> they already got 2 goals
24:00 <faux> i have been
24:00 <faux> all day.
24:00 <robot> nice
24:00 <faux> i had a shower and put me new socks on
24:00 <faux> and im happy.
24:00 <robot> lemme guess, thick/wooly?
24:00 <faux> no theyre just thigh high ones
24:00 <TheRiddler> apparently the libs want to ruin book authors
25:00 <faux> WaRM
25:00 <robot> ah
25:00 <robot> ye
25:00 <robot> winter is comin
25:00 <faux> cos i dont like wearint pants
25:00 <faux> but its too cold not to
25:00 <robot> im just wearin undies again
25:00 <faux> so these socks are the next best thing 
25:00 <faux> and thats me sock stoey
25:00 <faux> story. 
25:00 <TheRiddler> For we have in recent weeks discovered that the Turnbull government is considering proposals for a writer to not have any rights in their work 15 to 25 years after it’s first published. So Mem Fox has no rights in Possum Magic. Stephanie Alexander has no rights in A Cook’s Companion. Elizabeth Harrower has no rights in The Watch Tower. John Coetzee has no rights in his Booker winning 
25:00 <TheRiddler> Life and Times of Michael K. Nor Peter Carey to The Kelly Gang, nor Tim Winton to Cloudstreet. Anyone can make money from these books except the one who wrote it.
25:00 <faux> too much text
25:00 <robot> tldr
26:00 <faux> ye
26:00 <faux> ceebs
26:00 <robot> ceebs.
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <robot> alrite i better p or im gonna be sittin in a puddle
26:00 <faux> Who names their kid Mem
27:00 <faux> Mem.
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <faux> where is Serenity i have news
31:00 <Serenity> hello im watching harris pooter
31:00 <faux> o ye
31:00 <faux> so A rang me last night
31:00 <faux> around 2am.
31:00 <Serenity> ooh yer?
32:00 <faux> she was crying etc she has family shit going on and needed someone to talk to and wanted to come over. and i was thinking really bitch im tired lol but yeah i couldnt say no i felt bad
32:00 <Serenity> aw that sucks for her though :(
33:00 <Serenity> did you bone her better
33:00 <faux> so yes. i saw her and we just hung out and snuggleypuffed and ✂
33:00 <Serenity> hhaha
33:00 <faux> LOL
33:00 <Serenity> knew it
33:00 <faux> she left early this morn
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <thestig> ooh booty call
34:00 <faux> i felt like such a dude cos i dont care for her emotionally anymore but boned her anyway
34:00 <thestig> thats so sexist
34:00 <Serenity> i wish i had a friend to call up at 2am for scissoring
34:00 <TheRiddler> get yourself a cock
34:00 <TheRiddler> :p
34:00 <thestig> I HAVE FEELINGS
34:00 <faux> OMG STIG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU. watching the flash i have like 10 mins left
34:00 <TheRiddler> or a strapon
35:00 <faux> whats that got to do with anything ash lol
35:00 <TheRiddler> just to feel more like a dude
35:00 <TheRiddler> :p
35:00 <Serenity> because every time a woman wants to bang they need a ock obv
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <Serenity> cock
35:00 <faux> golly.
35:00 <thestig> ock
35:00 <faux> ock m8
35:00 <thestig> she wants the ock
35:00 <thestig> hawtt
36:00 <robot> ye
37:00 <TheRiddler> we're going better now
37:00 <TheRiddler> but no goals
37:00 <faux> thx 4 update 
37:00 <faux> lol
37:00 <faux> :D
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <thestig> faux dont scream
37:00 <TheRiddler> we're down by 18
37:00 <faux> at what
38:00 <thestig> flash
38:00 <TheRiddler> I have not watch the flash eps yet
38:00 <TheRiddler> no spoils
38:00 <TheRiddler> down by 12
38:00 <thestig> riddler how was holiday
38:00 <TheRiddler> the philippines
38:00 <TheRiddler> it went pretty well
38:00 <thestig> any hot ladyboys there
38:00 <faux> oh ive paused it with like 10 mins left
38:00 <TheRiddler> except for the lack of touring
39:00 <TheRiddler> didn't do anything like that either
39:00 <Serenity> mm crumpos
40:00 <TheRiddler> we're level
40:00 <TheRiddler> phew
40:00 <TheRiddler> that didn't take long
40:00 <TheRiddler> wait
40:00 <Serenity> poor won won got splinched
40:00 <TheRiddler> nvm
40:00 <faux> excuse me
40:00 <faux> it is STD
40:00 <faux> what should i et for dins
40:00 <faux> g
41:00 <Serenity> im craving every single green veggie ever
41:00 <faux> ew.
41:00 <faux> i am not wasting my takeout night for veggies
41:00 <faux> NEXT
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <TheRiddler> umm
42:00 <TheRiddler> pizza and beer
42:00 <TheRiddler> relax in a singlet
42:00 <Serenity> fine
42:00 <Doodle> deep fried veggies
43:00 <Serenity> ive gained just about all the weight I lost last week over this weekend so ill be on the steamed veggies for a bit haha
43:00 <Serenity> oops
44:00 <Doodle> eep
44:00 <thestig> you got to gain to lose. reminds me when i had 3 girlsfriends at the same time, then they all found out and i found another one
45:00 <Serenity> this is why i dont have cheat days much
45:00 <Serenity> lol stig
45:00 <faux> lol
45:00 <Serenity> if i could have whatever i wanted tonight but id have a big dirty kebab with hot chips
47:00 <Doodle> you spelt cock wrong
47:00 <zaim> lmao
47:00 <Serenity> no ty ive had enough cock today
47:00 <Doodle> enough cock?
47:00 <Serenity> yes
47:00 <Doodle> are u feeling ok
48:00 <Serenity> IM FINE
48:00 <Doodle> heheee
48:00 <Serenity> gosh
48:00 <TheRon> i feel like chicken tonight
48:00 <Doodle> u cant fuck a chicken TheRon its not ethical
48:00 <Serenity> cruelty to animals n all that
48:00 <Doodle> plus we have to eat those egss
48:00 <Doodle> :S
48:00 <zaim> chicken fucking is not about ethics
49:00 <faux> egss
49:00 <Doodle> its about power, i know
49:00 <faux> ethnics
49:00 <Serenity> i dont want to eat little ron eggs
49:00 <Serenity> yux
49:00 <Doodle> lmao
49:00 <TheRon> you could do worse
49:00 <faux> theyd come out singing phil collins
49:00 <TheRon> sussudio
49:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Phil Collins & Genesis - Sussudio.mp3 (4.01MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:22)
49:00 <Doodle> jinx
50:00 <faux> mongs
50:00 <Doodle> ^_^
50:00 <Serenity> mongalong
50:00 <Doodle> moo moo momio
50:00 <Doodle> oooohhhh
50:00 <Doodle> k i'm going to fix this fence before it ends up on top of mt nuddybong
51:00 <Serenity> i feel so slack ive done nothing this entire weekend
51:00 <faux> stop your whinging and enjoy it
51:00 <TheRon> beer?
51:00 <Serenity> nahh like.. ive done nothing but sit on the couch and watch movies rofl
51:00 <Serenity> got drunk on friday... thats literally it
52:00 <faux> same i cleaned me house during the week so i did nothig  yesterday
52:00 <faux> and i usually do nothing on sundays
52:00 <faux> except got freaky this morn
52:00 <TheRon> kardashians?
52:00 <Serenity> my whole week starting lst sat was full on
53:00 <Serenity> helped mum move then all last week doing something every day for someone else
53:00 <faux> the end.
53:00 <faux> what about em
53:00 <TheRon> i'm warming up for my mum's b'day
53:00 <faux> godddd i hate moving
53:00 <faux> kudos to you
53:00 <Serenity> moving is balls
53:00 <Serenity> so glad we just signed a new lease
55:00 <faux> ehe
55:00 <faux> ok i gtg think me neighbours coming round
55:00 <faux> bbs
56:00 <TheRon> MrMark: Mr Jones
01:00 <Doodle> that'll teach it
02:00 <Serenity> coming around or coming around.. *wink wink*
07:00 <TheRon> she cutting the neighbours grass?
16:00 <dematerialised> good morning beautiful people
18:00 <Doodle> good 420 in 2 mins
18:00 <dematerialised> indeed
18:00 <Serenity> fowtweeny
19:00 <Doodle> BLAZEIT
19:00 <dematerialised> 720 braise it
19:00 <Doodle> eeeeheheh
20:00 <Doodle> sssslllpllllplplppplplppllp
20:00 <Serenity> i wanna go to the bong shop and get flavoured papers
21:00 <Doodle> oo yum
22:00 <Trevor> brb
26:00 <dematerialised> i have done nothing but fart all morning
26:00 <dematerialised> life is ok
27:00 <dematerialised> in my religion that is considered an offer of marriage
28:00 <Serenity> can we just bone instead
28:00 <dematerialised> ok
28:00 <Serenity> then eat nachos
28:00 <dematerialised> double ok
28:00 <Serenity> ace
41:00 <faux> STIG
41:00 <faux> OMG.
41:00 <faux> henry. :'(
41:00 <Doodle> faux
41:00 <Doodle> check ur whatsapp and then show me urs
41:00 <Doodle> ;)
41:00 <faux> RoBeRT
42:00 <faux> LOL
42:00 <faux> CuTe BuTT
42:00 <Doodle> calm down lady
43:00 <Doodle> i shall await your reply in the drawing room
43:00 <faux> i am calm you butt
43:00 <faux> gtfo i am not putting a timer on for me butt
43:00 <Doodle> you will do it and you will like it
44:00 <faux> lmao
45:00 <British^Meat> drawing room :)
46:00 <Doodle> yes, i have a room just for drawing in
46:00 <British^Meat> i dig :)
46:00 <Doodle> hehee
46:00 <British^Meat> oh
46:00 <British^Meat> you mean the louuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnge
47:00 <Doodle> THE SNUG
48:00 <Serenity> why are you all such monumental gay people
48:00 <dematerialised> i'm only a moderately gay people
48:00 <Clarkson> Bass`Babe85 its awnn bitch
48:00 <Doodle> i am not gay
49:00 <Doodle> but $20 is $20
49:00 <Serenity> prove it
49:00 <Doodle> looool
49:00 <Doodle> u'd like that wouldnt u
49:00 <Serenity> well yes thats why i said it
49:00 <faux> eehehehehe doodles butt is now me phone wallpaper
49:00 <Doodle> loool oh dear
50:00 <Serenity> stop showing off
50:00 <Doodle> just dont make ur ringtone fart noises
50:00 <Doodle> sezz ur not missing out believe me
50:00 <Serenity> shoosh
50:00 <faux> i enjoy random butt pix
51:00 <faux> i draw pix of me snowboarding down the buttcrack
51:00 <dematerialised> is his butt a little bit hairy?
51:00 <dematerialised> i need to know
51:00 <dematerialised> for reasos
51:00 <Doodle> good lord
51:00 <dematerialised> n
51:00 <Doodle> its not as hairy as me ears
51:00 <dematerialised> fucking
51:00 <dematerialised> nose hairs
51:00 <dematerialised> are annoying
51:00 <faux> nah its def an aussie butt
52:00 <faux> little blonde hairs
52:00 <faux> white ayus
52:00 <Doodle> O_o
52:00 <dematerialised> every morning i wake up and im like, there is a moth in my nostrils
52:00 <Doodle> dat ayus
52:00 <dematerialised> nope, just rogue nose hairs
52:00 <faux> ew
52:00 <faux> fix it
52:00 <Doodle> faux
52:00 <dematerialised> i have tried
52:00 <faux> doodel
52:00 <Doodle> i'm not skunking up pepe le pew stylez
52:00 <faux> y 
52:00 <dematerialised> but they come back twice as obnoxious
52:00 <Doodle> cos gay
53:00 <faux> ye
53:00 <faux> perf
53:00 <Doodle> dematerialised
53:00 <faux> suz
53:00 <faux> x
53:00 <Doodle> u need nose clippers mang
53:00 <faux> mong*
53:00 <faux> :D
53:00 <dematerialised> ive been meaning to get some for ages
53:00 <Doodle> bzzt done
53:00 <dematerialised> and a proper beard trimmer too
53:00 <dematerialised> but im lazy
53:00 <Doodle> u can do ur butthole with it too
53:00 <faux> pix
53:00 <Serenity> .
53:00 <dematerialised> nah i dont have a hairy butt
53:00 <Doodle> after u use it on ur nose ovb
53:00 <Doodle> me either but its nice anyway
54:00 <dematerialised> at least i dont think i do
54:00 <faux> .
54:00 <Doodle> lol i'm jk
54:00 <Doodle> go and get ut neighbour to take a pic of u with ur cheeks spread
54:00 <dematerialised> hahaahaahaah
54:00 <dematerialised> nooooo
54:00 <Serenity> jesus christ
55:00 <Doodle> no i meant faux
55:00 <dematerialised> oh
55:00 <Doodle> :P~
55:00 <dematerialised> yeah ok im down for that
55:00 <Serenity> im jealous of people with nice shaped butts
55:00 <Doodle> me 2
55:00 <dematerialised> i dont have a butt
55:00 <dematerialised> it just goes straight from back to legs
55:00 <Doodle> mine looks like a pork rolled roast
55:00 <Serenity> ihave a square flat mum arse
56:00 <Doodle> get some buttplants
56:00 <faux> no she left
56:00 <faux> and no.
56:00 <faux> she'll move houses
56:00 <faux> i like her enough not to traumatise her
56:00 <faux> LMAO
56:00 <faux> it does not ok
56:00 <Doodle> looool
56:00 <Serenity> wow
56:00 <Serenity> lag
56:00 <Doodle> hi lagger
56:00 <faux> hi
56:00 <faux> boioioing
56:00 <Doodle> i grabbed a handful while i was there
56:00 <faux> o ye
56:00 <Doodle> gunna eat it later
56:00 <faux> take some i hAve enough
56:00 <faux> oh
56:00 <faux> ew
57:00 <Doodle> with crackerz
57:00 <Doodle> ok that didnt go the way it was sposed to
57:00 <faux> ye
57:00 <faux> stop.
57:00 <Doodle> i am
57:00 <faux> lol
57:00 <Doodle> going to make tea
57:00 <faux> ohew
57:00 <faux> may kmee wun
57:00 <faux> tenks
58:00 <Doodle> i will, while i am patiently waiting for ur butt pic
58:00 <faux> keep waiting
58:00 <British^Meat> elm tea
59:00 <Doodle> YOU CAN TASTE THE BARK CAN'T YOU
59:00 <Doodle> i accidentally put coffee in me cup without thinking so its coffee now
00:00 <Doodle> fucking alzheimers
01:00 <thestig> rip barry allens dad
02:00 <TheRiddler> looks like my team will lose
02:00 <TheRiddler> :(
03:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
03:00 <faux> shhhhhhh stig
03:00 <faux> lol
03:00 <TheRiddler> they just turned a goal for us
03:00 <TheRiddler> *over
04:00 <Doodle> faux, my dinner idea is eab
04:00 <thestig> ?
04:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
04:00 <TheRiddler> this has gone worse
04:00 <thestig> have you not finsihed flash?
04:00 <faux> ridler hasnt seen it yet
04:00 <faux> doodle embc
04:00 <Doodle> k
04:00 <TheRiddler> I think I should watch it now
04:00 <faux> lol
04:00 <TheRiddler> we're not down by much
05:00 <faux> show us ya buuuuuuuuuuut
05:00 <TheRiddler> but I cant see us getting up
05:00 <faux> -- doodle irl
05:00 <TheRiddler> from here
05:00 <faux> speaking of butts
05:00 <Doodle> haha
05:00 <faux> hi meelies
05:00 <Serenity> fatmeelz
05:00 <Doodle> special alpaca
05:00 <amelia> da fatty has arrived
05:00 <amelia> wots up fwends
05:00 <Doodle> i've been here for ages
05:00 <amelia> i got fb
05:00 <thestig> yay fathead is returned
05:00 <faux> bout time
05:00 <Doodle> fuckbuddy?
05:00 <TheRiddler> hai damealz
05:00 <amelia> i will prob not have it in 5 days
05:00 <TheRiddler> on wheelz
05:00 <TheRiddler> :p
06:00 <Doodle> add all my friends so i can stalk u from afar
06:00 <faux> i contemplate deactivating fb everyday but i know ill get bored
06:00 <Doodle> ty
06:00 <faux> jafarrrrr
06:00 <Doodle> heheheeee
06:00 <TheRiddler> I barely use it anymore
06:00 <Doodle> arrrrrabian niiiiiiightssssss
06:00 <faux> yeah i just watch vids
06:00 <Doodle> kkkhashishhhh
06:00 <TheRiddler> I check like 3 times a day
06:00 <amelia> I don't like the friend suggestions already
06:00 <TheRiddler> if at all
06:00 <TheRiddler> friend me meelz
06:00 <thestig> faux what was that show u said to watch
06:00 <Doodle> dont add any friends
06:00 <faux> my friend told me off the otjer dayfor not updating it about shit i do
06:00 <faux> im like what.
07:00 <faux> "just picked me nose"
07:00 <Doodle> dont add TheRiddler his facebook is all sounding vids
07:00 <amelia> i dun add ppl
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
07:00 <faux> ohh thestig
07:00 <faux> Awkward
07:00 <faux> is the show
07:00 <thestig> netflix?
07:00 <TheRiddler> I barely post anything on fb
07:00 <faux> idk i dont have it
07:00 <TheRiddler> I just like posts 
07:00 <Doodle> i post hilair stuff regularly on fb cos i'm a great guy and everyone loves me
08:00 <amelia> i saw a lady laughing wif a Chewbacca mask
08:00 <amelia> so yah its pretty much changed ma life already
08:00 <faux> i love her
08:00 <TheRiddler> did she do the sound?
08:00 <amelia> she actually had me in tears
08:00 <faux> havent you seen it yet ash omg
08:00 <amelia> laughing at her laugh
08:00 <faux> i was dying
08:00 <amelia> she was so joyful
08:00 <faux> same lolllllll
08:00 <amelia> over sumfin so small
08:00 <amelia> haha
08:00 <faux> u know the store she gpt it from
08:00 <amelia> Coles?
09:00 <faux> they sent her and her family a bunch of toys and stuff
09:00 <faux> Kohls yeah
09:00 <amelia> ohhhh
09:00 <amelia> thats a bit sweet
09:00 <faux> so sweet
09:00 <faux> and masks fpr everyone
09:00 <faux> lolllllll
09:00 <faux> guessig so she doesnt stealxit off her boys
09:00 <amelia> bwahahahaa
09:00 <TheRiddler> ok starting flash
10:00 <faux> meelies what should i get for din
10:00 <amelia> schnitzel
10:00 <Doodle> i already told u jeez
10:00 <faux> doodle is useless 
10:00 <Doodle> nobody listens to me
10:00 <amelia> and a burrito
10:00 <Doodle> :(
10:00 <amelia> or viet
10:00 <Doodle> vietnamese burritoschnitzel
10:00 <amelia> i would climax over dat
10:00 <Doodle> uhh
10:00 <Doodle> dont
10:00 <Doodle> someone has to eat it
11:00 <amelia> or get iceycream
11:00 <amelia> omgosh get nasi goreng
11:00 <faux> i dont think ivr had viet
11:00 <faux> nowhere i know delivers a good schnitzel 
11:00 <faux> its aleays bland and dry
11:00 <amelia> goshdamnit
11:00 <faux> what is that
11:00 <amelia> burrito?
11:00 <Serenity> i make the best nasi goreng
11:00 <amelia> are you Indo Serenity
11:00 <Doodle> i prefer mie goreng
11:00 <Serenity> neg
12:00 <Doodle> with fuckloads of chilli
12:00 <Doodle> hngggg
12:00 <Serenity> nommm
12:00 <amelia> no? Then you don't make the best nasi goreng
12:00 <Serenity> i like them both
12:00 <faux> ill look yo see if places do burritos 
12:00 <Serenity> fuck off fatmeelz
12:00 <Serenity> dont be racist
12:00 <TheRiddler> fabmelia
12:00 <Doodle> i got chilli mie goreng in indo with chilli soy sauce and sambal
12:00 <Doodle> hotttttt
12:00 <faux> hang
12:00 <Doodle> but nommmm
12:00 <amelia> ash i luff you for that
12:00 <TheRiddler> for what?
12:00 <Doodle> blew me nips off
12:00 <amelia> fabmelia
12:00 <Serenity> me mispelled flabmelia
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <amelia> wherrdanips@
13:00 <Serenity> he
13:00 <Serenity> HE
13:00 <Doodle> in bali
13:00 <Doodle> on the ground
13:00 <amelia> Serenity but y are you picking @ me today
13:00 <Serenity> because it makes me feel good about myself
13:00 <Doodle> cos u run like a girl and u sit down to pee
13:00 <amelia> o
13:00 <Serenity> ohh well played doodles
13:00 <Doodle> ;)
14:00 <Doodle> i want 2 listen to it now
14:00 <TheRiddler> sezz picks on the girls she likes
14:00 <TheRiddler> :p
14:00 <TheRiddler> I mean wants to bone
14:00 <Serenity> pls stop typing immediately
14:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bloodhound Gang - Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? Views: 3,678,773 Uploader: BloodhoundGangVEVO Uploaded: Dec 2, 2009 Duration: 3m20s Rating: 4.84
14:00 <amelia> AAHHAHAA
14:00 <amelia> :p
14:00 <Serenity> im watching 'arris pooter ride a dragon
14:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <Serenity> wishing i was the dragon
15:00 <Doodle> gay
15:00 <Doodle> swing by
15:00 <Doodle> LIGNING
15:00 <Serenity> eheeheh
15:00 <Doodle> ht
15:00 <TheRiddler> how about those horse things
15:00 <Serenity> id prob bone the ranga over arry tbh
15:00 <Doodle> horses?
15:00 <TheRiddler> ron?
15:00 <Serenity> yes ron
16:00 <amelia> gross
16:00 <amelia> ranga fucker
16:00 <Doodle> Ron Weaslinghisknobintourcooch
16:00 <Serenity> hes got a nicer body than harry
17:00 <Doodle> yeah but who are you going to eat when there is an avalanche or w/evs
17:00 <Doodle> the one with the most meat
17:00 <Serenity> thats ron
17:00 <Doodle> choose wisely
17:00 <Serenity> hes bigger
17:00 <Doodle> i remember going to see the first film at the movies
17:00 <Serenity> ill start at the willy
17:00 <Doodle> with a ruptured disc
17:00 <Doodle> for 3 hours or w/evs
17:00 <Serenity> fun
18:00 <Doodle> which is prolly why i hate it
18:00 <Serenity> i love them
18:00 <Serenity> i get too emotionally involved
18:00 <Doodle> i associate it with extremem pain 
18:00 <Doodle> -m
20:00 <Doodle> i'm glad we had this conversation
20:00 <Serenity> me2 lets do things naked
20:00 <Doodle> eeeehehehe
20:00 <Doodle> like what
20:00 <Doodle> irc?
21:00 <Serenity> gardening
21:00 <Serenity> making cups of tea
21:00 <Doodle> fuck no its like 10 out there
21:00 <Serenity> knitting
21:00 <Doodle> me dick would drop off
21:00 <Doodle> we could knit dick warmers then do gardening while drinking tea
21:00 <Serenity> i have somewhere warm you could stash it
21:00 <Serenity> like my pocked
21:00 <Doodle> :o
21:00 <Serenity> pocket
21:00 <Doodle> loool
21:00 <Doodle> 'pocket'
21:00 <Serenity> otters pocket
22:00 <TheRiddler> hot pocket
22:00 <Doodle> speaking of cunts
22:00 <Serenity> johns pocket
22:00 <TheRiddler> polly's pocket
22:00 <Doodle> rocket pocket
22:00 <johninja> \o
22:00 <Doodle> o/
22:00 <Doodle> you need to work on ur ninja skills dude
22:00 <Doodle> i clearly saw u come in
22:00 <Serenity> i need old pizza shapes, cheese and some kind of wog meat
22:00 <johninja> only because i wanted you too
23:00 <johninja> it's a distraction
23:00 <Doodle> i have some pizza shapes left over from the fall of the berlin wall sezz
23:00 <johninja> i bet you don't even know there is one behind you now
23:00 <Doodle> will they do
23:00 <TheRiddler> they're only $40 on ebay
23:00 <Serenity> yeah sure
23:00 <Doodle> and be careful where u ask for wog meat
23:00 <Serenity> loool
23:00 <TheRiddler> maybe groceryrun has them
23:00 <Serenity> luv me some wog meat
23:00 <Doodle> that not a nija thats me butt
23:00 <Doodle> ninja
24:00 <johninja> a very clever discuise indeed
24:00 <Doodle> eep
24:00 <Doodle> death by butt
24:00 <Doodle> actually that would be ok depending on the butt
24:00 <Doodle> :P~
24:00 <johninja> they are selling shapes for 40 bucks?
24:00 <johninja> haha yeh
24:00 <Doodle> and bonus, u can eat ur way out
24:00 <johninja> fuck, might have to check outu some of the little stores out this way
25:00 <TheRiddler> in canada
25:00 <johninja> oh in canada
25:00 <TheRiddler> because it's illegal to here
25:00 <TheRiddler> for some reason
25:00 <johninja> hmm
25:00 <johninja> doesn't sound right
25:00 <johninja> the free market wants what the free market wants
26:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know why
26:00 <Doodle> its only a free market til the regulators step in
27:00 <johninja> i got my transmission service and now i can do even sicker skids than before
27:00 <Doodle> hahaha
27:00 <johninja> yeah exactly
27:00 <Doodle> da looooooove boooooooooatttt
27:00 <johninja> hahaha
27:00 <johninja> i should get a sticker
27:00 <Doodle> there is a dude here with a white one, has the old limo boomerang on the boot
27:00 <Doodle> and the rego LVBOAT
27:00 <johninja> haha thats rad
28:00 <faux> AY
28:00 <faux> I ORDERED
28:00 <faux> yay*
28:00 <TheRiddler> what did you get?
29:00 <faux> some chacken wangs as usual
29:00 <johninja> you are supposed to sy ay after you finished talking 
29:00 <faux> and some.calamari
29:00 <johninja> so we know you finished
29:00 <faux> lollll John 
29:00 <faux> i am not a quee slander 
29:00 <faux> n
29:00 <faux> queef
29:00 <Doodle> queefslander
29:00 <faux> yw
29:00 <faux> ye
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <faux> im excited fornclamamrmei
29:00 <Doodle> nodda queefslander ay
30:00 <faux> no ive never queefed .. that i know of. i wish id do it on command
30:00 <johninja> i have heard it once
30:00 <johninja> its pretty funny 
30:00 <faux> pooot
30:00 <faux> prrrtfffttdt
30:00 <TheRiddler> from who?
31:00 <johninja> a woman i was aboot to bang
31:00 <johninja> i laughed
31:00 <Serenity> clonde a willy is on sale at adultshop.com doodle. just fyi
31:00 <TheRiddler> oh
31:00 <Serenity> -d
31:00 <Doodle> lmao
31:00 <faux> YES
31:00 <Doodle> do they do small packs
31:00 <faux> its me birthday soon
32:00 <johninja> it's my birthday month
32:00 <johninja> not
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <Doodle> k i gtg bblzzz
32:00 <TheRiddler> what about chocolate clone?
32:00 <johninja> seeya mate
32:00 <faux> adios
32:00 <TheRiddler> omg
32:00 <johninja> it would melt in your vayjay
32:00 <faux> pls id eat it
32:00 <johninja> i guess that could work
32:00 <amelia> have you done clone a willy before
32:00 <faux> not get an infection from it
33:00 <johninja> lol
33:00 <faux> John can u clone ur butt for my bday
33:00 <TheRiddler> seems all meta humans on earth 2 are evil
33:00 <johninja> lol 
33:00 <johninja> then you chuck it out and some sydney person gets hold of it
34:00 <johninja> i know what they are like
34:00 <faux> sif id chuck it
34:00 <faux> id wear it as a helmet
34:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <TheRiddler> I saw a vid once that some woman used a silicone butt to get off
35:00 <johninja> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13240519_1018909838147019_4014398240620213553_n.jpg?oh=06abb2e058909beda1fda5d8158df2d5&oe=57CDF138 
35:00 <faux> also excuse me
35:00 <faux> i am a sydmey person
36:00 <faux> rofl that camels face
36:00 <faux> i love camel faces 
36:00 <johninja> lol yeah it would bite that kid to peices if it got the chance
36:00 <faux> i rode one in lebanon
36:00 <faux> it is terrifying when they stand and sit
37:00 <TheRiddler> "this makes me look fabulous"
37:00 <faux> you feel lik youre gonna slide off
37:00 <johninja> yeah they are pretty awkward
37:00 <johninja> but i guess horse would be too if they could do that
37:00 <johninja> they had one up the local pub
37:00 <faux> camels are easier to get onto
37:00 <faux> than horses
37:00 <faux> lol
37:00 <johninja> and when it got bigger it became a bit of a terror
37:00 <faux> eep
38:00 <faux> elephants are fun
38:00 <faux> their skin is weird it creeps me out
38:00 <johninja> oh that would be cool
38:00 <johninja> i have never seen one up close
39:00 <johninja> just through the sights on me rifle
39:00 <johninja> nah jks
39:00 <TheRiddler> beats by wells
39:00 <faux> :o
39:00 <faux> phee
39:00 <faux> w
39:00 <faux> LOL riddler
39:00 <faux> i laughed at that
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <faux> cisco is adorbs
39:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
45:00 <faux> wtf
45:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1174448629234654&id=130736376939223
45:00 <faux> scummy dogs 
45:00 <TheRiddler> my team lost
47:00 <faux> my condolences
47:00 <johninja> yeah
47:00 <TheRiddler> have you finished flash yet?
48:00 <faux> yes
48:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
48:00 <faux> im 2 eps behind on arrow
48:00 <TheRiddler> I'm almost done
49:00 <faux> get tissues ready
49:00 <TheRiddler> ok
50:00 <zaim> faux wow
50:00 <faux> wow what
50:00 <zaim> shame on the justice sytem. those 2 cunts should get 5 years each
50:00 <Clarkson> no one wants the fucker around
50:00 <faux> oh
50:00 <faux> yeah def
50:00 <faux> jacqui payne is a fuckwit
51:00 <johninja> well i dunno 
51:00 <johninja> depends what was happening with the chick
51:00 <johninja> he probably should have minded his own bo
51:00 <faux> was unprovoked lol... so the guy asking a woman if she needs help turns into a brutal bashing
51:00 <johninja> *biz
51:00 <johninja> yeah  a bloke is having a verbal arguement with his missus and a stranger offers her a lift
51:00 <johninja> i guess it depends 
51:00 <TheRiddler> damn
51:00 <faux> tell him to fuck off if anything
52:00 <johninja> yeah
52:00 <faux> dont stomp on his head..
52:00 <faux> my ex and i saw a dude bashing his mrs at a train station once
52:00 <faux> we got out of the car and my ex pulled him off her
52:00 <faux> and i called the cops
52:00 <faux> sometomes you shouldn't mind your own business
52:00 <johninja> yeah it depends on the circumstances eh
52:00 <faux> people are fucked
52:00 <johninja> like if its physical thats different
53:00 <johninja> but who knows what this one was
53:00 <johninja> like if they told old mate to fuck off and he hopped out of his car and wanted to get involved he's asking for it a bit
53:00 <Clarkson> Even though it's not really 'hot' you go outside and start doing something and end up sweating your ass off. 
53:00 <faux> i just think it was a bit excessive regardless of the circumstances
53:00 <johninja> yeah he didn't need his head stomped on
53:00 <johninja> but tempers were obviously already heated
54:00 <johninja> its happened a fair bit
54:00 <faux> mm
54:00 <johninja> a bloke got killed in melbourne for trying to play the hero in a domestic thing like that
54:00 <faux> :/
54:00 <faux> how sad
54:00 <johninja> they both stopped fightigng and bashed the fuck out of him
55:00 <faux> thats horrible
55:00 <faux> beb
55:00 <faux> brb*
55:00 <johninja> yes beb?
55:00 <johninja> oh right
55:00 <Serenity> this is why i had to just sit there watching the fuck head next door smash into his mrs.. selfish but i wasnt willing to be beaten up to help her
55:00 <Clarkson> He's a homo ... he might come fuck you in the ass like Bubba Brown if you annoy him too much.  Why do you keep provoking a prison rape on yourselves? 
55:00 <Serenity> this is where we are in the world
56:00 <johninja> yeah, i don't fuck with anything, too many civil law suits
56:00 <Serenity> cops came pretty quick but its was still long enough for him to get in a few good hits with her
56:00 <johninja> i saw one of those motorised scooters broken down in the middle of the footpath just sitting there once
56:00 <Serenity> but i had kids here etc
56:00 <johninja> oh geeze you had her kids?
56:00 <johninja> thats sad but good i suppose
56:00 <Serenity> no my kids and my neice
56:00 <johninja> oh right
56:00 <Serenity> and i was home alone with them
57:00 <Serenity> so i couldnt go out and risk being hurt
57:00 <robot> hello
57:00 <johninja> I don't automatically blame the guy for it anymore
57:00 <Serenity> makes you feel like a shit cunt but eh.. self preservation n shit
57:00 <johninja> some bitches be crazy 2
58:00 <Clarkson> glad i'm not the only one that doesn't have his shit together
58:00 <Serenity> these guys nextdoor were meth heads
58:00 <Serenity> i doubt it was anyones fault
58:00 <Serenity> just fucking nutso
58:00 <johninja> yeh
59:00 <robot> how we doin
59:00 <Serenity> eh ok
59:00 <gs69azza> i've been stabbed by a chick
59:00 <johninja> doctors have been sued for trying to save people in trouble on the street
59:00 <johninja> so i mean
59:00 <gs69azza> violence against men, aus says no.
59:00 <johninja> just not worth it
59:00 <Serenity> yeah but you make women nuts aaron
59:00 <gs69azza> eh
59:00 <Serenity> i dunno what you do to em but when youre finished with them theyre mad
59:00 <gs69azza> im a victim of domestic violenec lol
00:00 <johninja> i think they recently passed an amandment saying that its ok for doctors/nurses to try provide care and they can't be sued now
00:00 <robot> an amandment
00:00 <robot> hehehehehe
00:00 <Serenity> theres been instances of drs being sued for bringing junkies out of OD's
01:00 <johninja> yeh shit like that
01:00 <johninja> its a joke
01:00 <robot> i sued a lady once
01:00 <robot> she dropped a can of peanut butter in th suprmarket
01:00 <robot> n i got triggered
01:00 <faux> .
01:00 <johninja> suprmarket
01:00 <johninja> hehehehe
01:00 <robot> eheheheheh
01:00 <faux> lool
02:00 <johninja> _|_
02:00 <faux> wish me food would hurry up
03:00 <robot> what are you getting?
03:00 <faux> im starvin marvin
03:00 <faux> chacken wangs and calamari
04:00 <robot> im hungry after my workout
04:00 <johninja> there is a chick on reddit that gives out the stuff that they use to bring people out of the ODs
04:00 <johninja> she has saved 175 lives
04:00 <robot> ironed 2 shirts it was intense
05:00 <robot> yeah i've a doco about a dude who does that
05:00 <faux> noce
05:00 <robot> i've seeN*
06:00 <faux> no i think you meant I've a
07:00 <robot> lol
10:00 <dematerialised> hello @ amelia bye @ amelia
10:00 <amelia> c @ u
13:00 <Serenity> snapes dead :'((((((((((
17:00 <faux> SPOILER ALERT
17:00 <faux> finally me food is here
17:00 <faux> the guy was the indianest dude ive ever seen
17:00 <faux> turban and everything
17:00 <Serenity> its been 5 years theres no longer time for spoilers
17:00 <faux> called me CHREEES TINNA
18:00 <Serenity> i have no idea but that just reminded me of todd kraines
18:00 <Serenity> no idea why*
18:00 <faux> LOL
18:00 <faux> im todddddd kraaaaaines
19:00 <faux> its*
19:00 <Serenity> HI AUNTY KRIS ITS TODD KRAINES
19:00 <faux> lmaoo
19:00 <faux> back when he wasnt so loopy ;'(
19:00 <Serenity> i want to know why no one helps him
19:00 <Serenity> he is clearly mentally ill and everyone just acts like ohh its just scott
19:00 <Serenity> no hes sick
19:00 <faux> what havent they tried
20:00 <faux> wasnt he in rehab
20:00 <Serenity> didnt he stay like 4 days or something?
20:00 <faux> kris visits him and shit she doesnt need to 
20:00 <faux> idk
20:00 <Serenity> he needs a psychiatrist and a diagnosis
20:00 <faux> I forget 
20:00 <Serenity> im pretty sure hes bipolar
20:00 <faux> i need a trashy show to watch
21:00 <faux> meeelies mentioned some housewives of new york or something
21:00 <Serenity> i thinkim gonna start kuwtk from the start tomorrow
21:00 <faux> omg
21:00 <faux> why
21:00 <faux> lol
21:00 <Serenity> because im lame
21:00 <amelia> i am watching it atm
21:00 <faux> WATCH BATES MOTEL
21:00 <Serenity> i need them in my life
21:00 <faux> you wont regret it
21:00 <amelia> housewives of ny
21:00 <amelia> i like bethenny
21:00 <amelia> she made skinny girl alcohol
21:00 <faux> does it follow em around like what is it
21:00 <amelia> you hears of it?
21:00 <Serenity> maybe i need to do housewives too
22:00 <amelia> its pretty bad, nowhere as good as mob wives
22:00 <amelia> but also i can't stop watching
23:00 <Serenity> trashy tv is wonderful
23:00 <amelia> its ny girls who think they are all the shit
23:00 <amelia> and follows em around to parties n shit
23:00 <amelia> they are pretty useless n totally egotistical
23:00 <amelia> its gr8
24:00 <Serenity> After all this time?
24:00 <Serenity> Always
27:00 <faux> i enjoy trash between srs shows
27:00 <faux> or some CoMeDieS
27:00 <amelia> Archer
27:00 <faux> im gonna finish blacklist and then watch HW of NY meelies
27:00 <stompin> or some DiCk
27:00 <amelia> i started watching blacklist wif my friend
27:00 <faux> so we can DiSCuSS
27:00 <amelia> tis gud
28:00 <faux> yeah i love it
28:00 <amelia> okies yes pls
28:00 <faux> im on the most recent ep atm
28:00 <morgoth> I exclusively watch porn
28:00 <faux> gonna eat snd watch
28:00 <faux> bbs
28:00 <amelia> ok i def am only @ beginning
28:00 <stompin> morgoth midgets on monster cocks?
28:00 <faux> ok i wont spoil
28:00 <morgoth> I like watching big fat black women get arse raped
29:00 <stompin> nice
30:00 <Serenity> I used to and then I was like aw man I just feel bad for morgoths mum so now I dont watch
30:00 <Trevor> brb ice pipe
34:00 <Klutch> ^trooper
34:00 <Klutch> I like trevor.
34:00 <Klutch> hes a cool guy
36:00 <gs69azza> lol
36:00 <gs69azza> i need to go train
36:00 <gs69azza> i should get off the lappy
37:00 <amelia> choo choo
37:00 <gs69azza> you choo choo choose me
37:00 <Klutch> do some steroids brah
37:00 <gs69azza> tomorrow brah
37:00 <Klutch> r u da next zyzz
37:00 <Klutch> i hope so
37:00 <gs69azza> if my bloods come back good
37:00 <gs69azza> zyzz?
37:00 <Klutch> how do you not know zyzz
37:00 <amelia> steroids in da butt
37:00 <gs69azza> i havent seen that guy in ages
37:00 <gs69azza> oh wait
38:00 <Klutch> yeah, because he fucking died from a heart attack lmao
38:00 <Serenity> theywere friends irl Klutch
38:00 <Serenity> rofl
38:00 <Klutch> WAIT REALLY HAHA
38:00 <gs69azza> yeah i know az irl
38:00 <Serenity> yes
38:00 <gs69azza> bron even knew az irl
38:00 <Klutch> awkies
38:00 <gs69azza> awks indeed
38:00 <Klutch> did you take your shirts off and go to festivals together and staunch cunts?
38:00 <Serenity> to be fair the kid had a heart condition he was born with
39:00 <gs69azza> eh
39:00 <gs69azza> he was probably coked off his dick
39:00 <gs69azza> smashing down all diuretics
39:00 <gs69azza> and using the sauna
39:00 <Serenity> he was over seas
39:00 <Serenity> of course he was
39:00 <Klutch> theres a video on youtube of him pinging his face off
39:00 <gs69azza> didn't help him much
39:00 <Klutch> like, jaw clenching galore
39:00 <gs69azza> he was only overseas because his brother was arrested for gear 2 days before
39:00 <Serenity> it was dumb of him to live his lifestyle with his condition
40:00 <gs69azza> when I was in melb said tried to have a chat to me but i just said hi and kept walking
40:00 <gs69azza> although I was off my dick
40:00 <gs69azza> annnny ways
40:00 <gs69azza> i should go train hammies
40:00 <gs69azza> i didn't do them yesterday
40:00 <Serenity> i should run but im not gonna
40:00 <amelia> gym boys are either full on in drugs or full against
40:00 <gs69azza> i'm back on the gain train lol
40:00 <Klutch> yeah dont wanna miss leg day brah
41:00 <Klutch> BRAH
41:00 <gs69azza> Klutch: have you actually need me?
41:00 <gs69azza> seen*
41:00 <gs69azza> omg I am a male i can't talk and type
41:00 <Klutch> not for like 10 years or something stupid like that
41:00 <gs69azza> lol
42:00 <gs69azza> https://igcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t51.2885-15/e35/13181511_622653641215570_1963706835_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTI0MzkzMTc1MzI1ODI1OTE4MA%3D%3D.2
42:00 <gs69azza> that might work
42:00 <gs69azza> iunno
42:00 <Klutch> yea it works
42:00 <Klutch> your arms are as big as my head
43:00 <Klutch> you look top heavy
43:00 <amelia> i has pretty big head n dem arms prob bigger
43:00 <gs69azza> https://igcdn-photos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t51.2885-15/e35/12501529_1303180486364656_542435320_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTIxNDk2NjY5NjYwODYzMzAyMg%3D%3D.2
44:00 <gs69azza> that is a leg
44:00 <Klutch> jesus christ.
44:00 <gs69azza> hadn't trained legs fo rlike 3 months before that
44:00 <amelia> fuck buying pants n shirts
44:00 <gs69azza> i have to buy stretchy shit
44:00 <stompin> just taken a million roids
44:00 <Klutch> do you like
44:00 <Klutch> break women?
44:00 <Klutch> i'd imagine you break women
44:00 <gs69azza> 2-3xl shirts
44:00 <Serenity> do you live in trackies
44:00 <gs69azza> yes
44:00 <gs69azza> lol
44:00 <Klutch> like, you go to stroke there hair and then just cave there skull in or something
44:00 <Serenity> lol
45:00 <gs69azza> hahah
45:00 <Serenity> hes all poon whipper to one lass these days
45:00 <gs69azza> my gf is pretty small
45:00 <gs69azza> yerrrp
45:00 <Klutch> that poor girl o.o
45:00 <Serenity> whipped
45:00 <gs69azza> see dinner the other night?
45:00 <Serenity> yuh
45:00 <gs69azza> fuck it was expensive
45:00 <Serenity> her dress was nice
45:00 <gs69azza> 7 course degustation
45:00 <gs69azza> i chose it
45:00 <gs69azza> :D
46:00 <amelia> show me dress
46:00 <amelia> and food
46:00 <gs69azza> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/13256544_10209036500457081_3571628977614032596_n.jpg?oh=4e6923aba7c7e77874c600e51e84e8f1&oe=57D6CCE0&__gda__=1470057406_2fe145ee75d15d8d8478de0c1128e148
46:00 <Klutch> you lied
46:00 <Klutch> you said she was small
46:00 <amelia> i like de shoes
46:00 <amelia> i told you gym boys like chubby bubbys
47:00 <Serenity> rofl
47:00 <amelia> shes a cute thang
47:00 <Serenity> im in with a chance then score
47:00 <Serenity> i mean.. wot
47:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
47:00 <gs69azza> shes like 5'1
47:00 <amelia> no shit the fit boys love the chubbas
47:00 <gs69azza> apparently im to blame for her gaining 12kg
47:00 <amelia> see it all the time
47:00 <gs69azza> I still stand by me saying she doesn't have to eat cheat meals when I do
47:00 <amelia> yah but
48:00 <amelia> we have no self control
48:00 <gs69azza> exactly
48:00 <Klutch> ive rarely seen that amelia
48:00 <amelia> if its not in front of us we are fine
48:00 <gs69azza> so since I've been with her shes gained 12kg
48:00 <Klutch> usually its all skinny blonde bimbos with bad makeup
48:00 <gs69azza> i've turned her fat apparently
48:00 <Serenity> i never thought he'd date a chubby girl
48:00 <amelia> if its there, we stuff our faces
48:00 <amelia> bullshit Klutch
48:00 <amelia> i see the MMA boys with their chubbas
49:00 <gs69azza> eh
49:00 <Serenity> yeah the guy who does my kickboxing classes his mrs is a lil chubby
49:00 <gs69azza> im happy
49:00 <amelia> and the fit fuckers at gym with their big tittied chubby bubbys
49:00 <gs69azza> we broke up a while back
49:00 <amelia> they all have pretty faces tho
49:00 <gs69azza> and I pumped every fit gym chick I could
49:00 <amelia> and big tits
49:00 <Serenity> and he has not one ounce of fat on him
49:00 <gs69azza> they're all crazy
49:00 <Klutch> the few gym junkies i know all have blonde festival slurry girlfriends
49:00 <gs69azza> actually
49:00 <gs69azza> christie wasn't crazy
49:00 <gs69azza> i take that back
50:00 <Klutch> i guess it doesnt matter if you're a gym junkiea nd dating a chubby chick, they'd be easy to throw around regardless
50:00 <Serenity> she would have been when you were done with her
51:00 <gs69azza> probs
51:00 <gs69azza> i'll show you christie
51:00 <amelia> I was way more confident as a chubba
51:00 <Klutch> lol why?
51:00 <amelia> more critical of yourself when you are smaller
51:00 <gs69azza> https://www.instagram.com/christiefit_/?hl=en
51:00 <Serenity> im ugly so how much i weigh never matters
52:00 <amelia> ok well shit she is jus a bit perfect isn't she
52:00 <Serenity> moll
52:00 <gs69azza> carly turned out pretty crazy
52:00 <gs69azza> i almost made it official with her
52:00 <amelia> look @ her arms
52:00 <gs69azza> but decided to get back with michelle
52:00 <amelia> i luff dem
52:00 <amelia> she would crush you
52:00 <gs69azza> haha
52:00 <gs69azza> no chance
52:00 <gs69azza> i threw her around like a rag doll
52:00 <Klutch> i dont
52:00 <Serenity> i need her but in me life
53:00 <Serenity> butt
53:00 <Klutch> any chick with more muscles than me = no go
53:00 <gs69azza> if thats more muscle than you then you're a girl
53:00 <Klutch> i just don't work out
53:00 <Serenity> no offense man but im pre sure she wouldnt look twice at you lol
53:00 <amelia> OK this is prob gonna come off rude but i am genuinely curious
53:00 <Klutch> like, at all
53:00 <gs69azza> LOOOOOOL carly has blocked me
53:00 <amelia> when you have been with a girl like that but then are with a more hefty girl
53:00 <gs69azza> i can't even see her fb or ig
54:00 <gs69azza> see
54:00 <gs69azza> crazy.
54:00 <amelia> issit like diff
54:00 <amelia> i dunno how say it
54:00 <gs69azza> yeah it's diff
54:00 <gs69azza> like
54:00 <amelia> i am tryna be nice
54:00 <gs69azza> diff
54:00 <gs69azza> yes
54:00 <gs69azza> i know what you're saying
54:00 <gs69azza> lo
54:00 <Serenity> dont try and be nice
54:00 <Serenity> say what we're thinking
54:00 <Serenity> go on
54:00 <amelia> cos i think current gf is very attractive
54:00 <gs69azza> she is
54:00 <amelia> but do you not wish had the other bod
54:00 <gs69azza> i never said that..
54:00 <gs69azza> lol
54:00 <gs69azza> after next weekend
55:00 <gs69azza> michelle is going on a diet
55:00 <gs69azza> i'll carb cycle her till she can have carbs again
55:00 <gs69azza> lol
55:00 <gs69azza> gonna suck because I'm bulking
55:00 <amelia> but going from fit to chub, issit not a turn off
55:00 <gs69azza> i wanna put on 18kg in the next 15 weeks
55:00 <gs69azza> nah not really
55:00 <gs69azza> depends on how chub
56:00 <Doggy> meelies tits out plz
56:00 <amelia> you haf to eat less around her
56:00 <gs69azza> no chance
56:00 <gs69azza> she doesn't when I'm in comp prep
56:00 <amelia> you know how fuckin hard it is to eat well when your boy is stuffing his face wif pasta in front of you
56:00 <Clarkson> thats not an excuse.. thats being a lazy whore
56:00 <gs69azza> i hope it is as hard as it was for me
56:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <amelia> true clarky but fuck off
56:00 <Serenity> yes hellow
56:00 <Clarkson> and that theyre trying to help gay people by giving them counseling
56:00 <gs69azza> i compete
56:00 <Serenity> ive been on a diet since september
56:00 <Serenity> rofl
56:00 <gs69azza> i cheat on my diet but yeah
57:00 <gs69azza> i can get away with a lot of things
57:00 <Serenity> i cheated this weekend and drank a half a carton of beer
57:00 <Serenity> oops
57:00 <amelia> jeezus
57:00 <amelia> terrible
57:00 <Serenity> gonna have to work hard this week
58:00 <Doggy> drink diet jim beams like I do
58:00 <amelia> no kunny
58:00 <gs69azza> you can do it
58:00 <amelia> no advice from you thanks hulk panteez
58:00 <Doggy> chin ya
58:00 <amelia> snap ya
58:00 <gs69azza> ive got a rice meal, 2 shakes and a egg and oats meal
58:00 <Serenity> yeah ill get there
58:00 <gs69azza> plus my cheat meal to go for today
58:00 <gs69azza> fuck
58:00 <gs69azza> 7pm
58:00 <gs69azza> im gonna go train
58:00 <Serenity> ive got till nov to lose this last 7kg
58:00 <gs69azza> then stay up till like 1am eating
58:00 <gs69azza> fml
59:00 <gs69azza> firstworldprobs
59:00 <amelia> 7kg in like 6 months
59:00 <gs69azza> 8 meals a day is fkn hard
59:00 <amelia> easy
59:00 <Serenity> yer
59:00 <gs69azza> she's already on min cals
59:00 <Serenity> considering what ive done so far
59:00 <gs69azza> get some l-carnitine
59:00 <gs69azza> it'll help
59:00 <Serenity> 7kg in 6 months is nothing
59:00 <stompin> see if ic an put 10kgs on over 6months
59:00 <gs69azza> little tricks like vitamin c
59:00 <gs69azza> and such will help
59:00 <Klutch2> fucking internet
59:00 <Klutch2> what did i miss
59:00 <Serenity> i could put 10kg on in a month
59:00 <amelia> you still on 1200 cals?
59:00 <Serenity> easy
59:00 <partay> Klutch2 Serenity got her tits out
00:00 <gs69azza> i put on 22kg last cruise i did
00:00 <gs69azza> was 7 days
00:00 <Serenity> me amelia?
00:00 <gs69azza> and I dieted the last 2
00:00 <Klutch2> oh well i didnt want to see that anyway
00:00 <amelia> cos so restricted
00:00 <Serenity> im on 1500
00:00 <amelia> i put on 10 when went thailand
00:00 <gs69azza> ferrk
00:00 <gs69azza> im on 4600
00:00 <gs69azza> lol
00:00 <stompin> 22kgs is like 1/3 my weight
00:00 <Serenity> yuck
00:00 <amelia> haha
00:00 <Serenity> i struggle to get to 1500 every day
00:00 <gs69azza> im struggling hard
00:00 <stompin> i lost 10kgs when i broke my leg, and now im struggling to put it back on
00:00 <gs69azza> I'm having mass gainers and shit to get it in
01:00 <Clarkson> like those IBM cunts
01:00 <gs69azza> anyyyyways
01:00 <gs69azza> i need to go train
01:00 <Serenity> yes go
01:00 <gs69azza> may send some snaps of food
01:00 <gs69azza> lol
01:00 <gs69azza> jokes
01:00 <gs69azza> i wont
01:00 <Serenity> :(
01:00 <gs69azza> my cheat meal tonight is ben and jerrys and a pizza
01:00 <Serenity> fucker
01:00 <gs69azza> but i gotta eat my othe rmeals first
02:00 <Klutch2> >cheat meal
02:00 <Klutch2> fucking women.
02:00 <gs69azza> lol
02:00 <Serenity> i miss ice cream
02:00 <amelia> mmmmm
02:00 <gs69azza> i have it at least 2x a week
02:00 <gs69azza> 2 weeks ago i had it for 9 days in a row
02:00 <gs69azza> like a whole tub of ben and jerrys
03:00 <Serenity> i cant actually remember the last time i ate ice cream
03:00 <amelia> ok fuckwit go train instead of rubbing food in our faces
03:00 <gs69azza> LOL
03:00 <amelia> no wonder she put on 12kgs
03:00 <Serenity> the kids got frozen yogurt at ikea the other day and it made me shudder smelling it
03:00 <gs69azza> im natty atm though
03:00 <amelia> cheese & rice
03:00 <gs69azza> so I am getting fat
03:00 <gs69azza> pending results tomorrow
03:00 <amelia> FROZEN YOGHURT
03:00 <amelia> mmmmmmmmmm
03:00 <gs69azza> oh man I cant wait to inject
03:00 <gs69azza> fuck
03:00 <gs69azza> it's gonna be soooooo good
03:00 <amelia> in the butt?
04:00 <Serenity> im pre sure ill have put on weight this week
04:00 <gs69azza> nah I'll probs do quads
04:00 <partay> gs69azza tool much
04:00 <Serenity> fucking alcoholism
04:00 <gs69azza> i tried to inject heroin once
04:00 <gs69azza> couldn't do it
04:00 <amelia> jeezus
04:00 <Klutch> pussy
04:00 <gs69azza> i swabbed like twice
04:00 <Doggy> sure you did
04:00 <gs69azza> haha jakes
04:00 <amelia> this jus went a whole new direction
04:00 <gs69azza> i was gonna do GH IV
04:00 <gs69azza> i do lots of drugs
04:00 <gs69azza> but I'd some Heroin not inject
05:00 <gs69azza> I can't do IV
05:00 <Klutch> slam meth and heroin together
05:00 <Klutch> its good for the heart
05:00 <Klutch> and soul
05:00 <amelia> okay yuck
05:00 <faux> excuse me sez
05:00 <Serenity> i would inject some chips n gravy right now
05:00 <gs69azza> lol
05:00 <amelia> mmmmmm
05:00 <faux> the bulla icecreams are frozen yoghurt
05:00 <Doggy> sure you would gs69azza
05:00 <Doggy> sure buddy
05:00 <faux> they are not stinky
05:00 <gs69azza> this cunt
05:00 <Serenity> nah they are good
05:00 <Serenity> the ikea one is gross
05:00 <amelia> druggie vs junky
05:00 <Serenity> it smells like complete sugar
05:00 <amelia> aka gs69azza vs kunny
05:00 <gs69azza> nah I use drugs to enhance myself
05:00 <amelia> who will win
05:00 <gs69azza> performance enhancers
06:00 <Doggy> i dont inject meelies
06:00 <Serenity> here i am just starving myself and running
06:00 <Serenity> i need me sum drugz
06:00 <Klutch> lemme hook you up sezz
06:00 <gs69azza> It's been like a week since I got fucked up
06:00 <Klutch> i got the killah shards brah
06:00 <amelia> jus smoke da pipe babez?
06:00 <gs69azza> I racked up in the church
06:00 <gs69azza> so like im defs going to jail
06:00 <Serenity> Klutch will have me thin in weeks
06:00 <Doggy> ice ice baby
06:00 <gs69azza> i mean hell
06:00 <gs69azza> jesus
06:00 <Klutch> fuckin aye
06:00 <gs69azza> jail
06:00 <gs69azza> fuck
06:00 <gs69azza> lol
06:00 <amelia> shardy party @ Klutchs
06:00 <Klutch> FUCK YEAH
06:00 <gs69azza> fuck shards
06:00 <Klutch> best type of party
06:00 <gs69azza> I got offered them when I was in melb last
06:00 <Klutch> dardy shardy party unna
07:00 <gs69azza> I was like nahhh bro just was a ball of coke pls
07:00 <Klutch> coke is overrated
07:00 <gs69azza> im an addict
07:00 <Klutch> ive had it twice in my life and fucking hated it
07:00 <gs69azza> really
07:00 <Serenity> I dont think I have the indurance to be a junky
07:00 <Serenity> endurance?
07:00 <Serenity> im not a tuff kunt
07:00 <gs69azza> ive got 3 balls of coke and a ball of mdma for next weekend
07:00 <amelia> I dunno how anyone could choose meth over coke
07:00 <gs69azza> then I wont do anything tilllll
07:00 <Klutch> see
07:00 <gs69azza> fuck. kearnage
07:00 <gs69azza> but then
07:00 <Klutch> now the MDMA i can get into (y)
08:00 <Doggy> lol 3 balls
08:00 <gs69azza> nothing till probs marlo in syd
08:00 <amelia> this is terrible
08:00 <gs69azza> then nothing till nye
08:00 <Serenity> it is
08:00 <Klutch> but considering how expensive coke is in perth, its really not worth it considering how long it lasts
08:00 <Serenity> i just wanna talk about food
08:00 <Doggy> thats almost 10g of coke, nice try liar
08:00 <gs69azza> 10.5
08:00 <gs69azza> dick
08:00 <Serenity> like nutella pancake stacks
08:00 <gs69azza> lol
08:00 <Klutch> would rather a few points, cheaper, lasts longer, gets ya flying faster
08:00 <amelia> i like food talk too
08:00 <Serenity> smothered in cream and nuts
08:00 <gs69azza> a ball is 3.5
08:00 <gs69azza> so 3x 3.5 is 10.5
08:00 <Doggy> sure buddy
08:00 <amelia> it pretty much is 95% of my convos
08:00 <gs69azza> food and drugs ar emy convos
08:00 <Serenity> snapchat it to me gs69azza
09:00 <gs69azza> the rack?>
09:00 <Serenity> yes
09:00 <gs69azza> ok
09:00 <gs69azza> lol
09:00 <gs69azza> thne I'll go to the gym
09:00 <Serenity> i just wanna tell joel its true
09:00 <Serenity> haha
09:00 <amelia> don't encourage it Serenity
09:00 <Klutch> here i was thinking the 300mg of MDMA i had for next weekend was cool :(
09:00 <gs69azza> 300mg?
09:00 <gs69azza> 1 cap?
09:00 <amelia> super cool
09:00 <gs69azza> don't do 300mg in 1 cap
09:00 <gs69azza> it's retarded
10:00 <Klutch> lol nah
10:00 <Klutch> 2 caps
10:00 <gs69azza> yeah we cap our own
10:00 <Klutch> so does my guy
10:00 <gs69azza> usually around 120 and just double first ones
10:00 <Serenity> i think mdma isthe one thing id try
10:00 <Serenity> if it was proper mdma
10:00 <Klutch> i got F.noize next friday
10:00 <gs69azza> mdma is fun
10:00 <Klutch> Terrorcore/Speedcore
10:00 <Klutch> so keen
11:00 <amelia> have you not had anything Serenity
11:00 <Serenity> nope
11:00 <zaim> so fun
11:00 <partay> Serenity get ready for a fuckfest if you going to drop some mdma
11:00 <Serenity> ive only ever smoked weed no hard drugs
11:00 <gs69azza> at abgt150 I gave my gf too mych m
11:00 <amelia> I'm surprised to be honest
11:00 <gs69azza> she was vomitting back home into her hands
11:00 <gs69azza> was lulz
11:00 <Serenity> lol why
11:00 <zaim> missin out
11:00 <Klutch> yeah back when i was 15/16 i caused a chick to OD
11:00 <zaim> googs are sick
11:00 <Doggy> 120 lol weak
11:00 <Klutch> back when the beige euros were going around in 08? i think it was...
11:00 <partay> cos it will make you wanna fuck like a rabbit
11:00 <Serenity> ive still got the logs of you telling me about that Klutch
11:00 <Doggy> you ppl talk so much shit
11:00 <Clarkson> lol. if i was a homo i would want to fuck arseholes.. my wife has an arsehole so i can live out my gay fantasy getting her poo up the eye of my cock.
11:00 <Klutch> i told her to take half and she took a full one
11:00 <Serenity> when it first happened
11:00 <gs69azza> Doggy caps are usually .1
11:00 <amelia> i dunno i jus figured you would do drugs n have dirty wild drug fueled sex
11:00 <Klutch> then collapsed
12:00 <Klutch> Serenity: ahahha seriously!?!?
12:00 <gs69azza> i make them at .12 and just double first up
12:00 <Serenity> yeah somewhere
12:00 <Doggy> lollllllllllllllllllllll
12:00 <gs69azza> take like 5-6 for a night
12:00 <Klutch> fuck that was so long ago
12:00 <Serenity> never had a chance to amelia i was a young mum in what was essentially a marriage until i was 23
12:00 <gs69azza> anyways snapchat then gym
12:00 <amelia> ohhh i see
12:00 <gs69azza> ciao
12:00 <Serenity> ffs aaron snapchat me
12:00 <gs69azza> i will
12:00 <Doggy> yeh fuck off loser
12:00 <gs69azza> i'm going
12:00 <amelia> I never tried anything except weed until was 25
12:00 <Doggy> go roid up you gronk
12:00 <Serenity> joel you're threatened by him stop being a tool
12:00 <Klutch> amelia: das so cute
13:00 <Doggy> threatened?
13:00 <Doggy> he's talking shit and you idiots taking it all in like gospel
13:00 <Serenity> if i didnt have kids i probably would have by now amelia i just dont like the risk
13:00 <gs69azza> my leg is thicker then the cunts waist
13:00 <Serenity> hes not talking shit you tool
13:00 <amelia> yeah
13:00 <Klutch> Serenity: with real mdma there is no risk
13:00 <Doggy> he has you perfectly well where he wants you
13:00 <Klutch> honestly
13:00 <gs69azza> it's hillarious how "keyboard warriors" neve rhave the balls to say anything in person
13:00 <Klutch> go buy a $25 test kit if you're that paranoid
13:00 <gs69azza> real mdma if you take little bits at a time
13:00 <Serenity> yeah i know that Klutch but the chances of me coming by actual mdma are low
13:00 <Klutch> itll tell you exactly whats in it
13:00 <gs69azza> you over heat and vomit
13:00 <gs69azza> that's about it if you OD
13:00 <Doggy> lies
13:00 <Doggy> more lies
13:00 <Klutch> Serenity: If you're honestly serious i can hook you up
13:00 <Serenity> joel stop it
14:00 <amelia> jeezus
14:00 <Klutch> my source at the moment is fucking amazing
14:00 <Serenity> he has a better life than you you dont have to tear him down trying to make out like hes lying
14:00 <robot> i had a panadol once
14:00 <Doggy> he is
14:00 <gs69azza> Klutch: if you're getting good M just make sure there is no pink in it
14:00 <robot> 500mg
14:00 <Serenity> but hes not
14:00 <robot> big dose
14:00 <gs69azza> the bikies been putting ice in their m
14:00 <Doggy> what would you know Serenity?
14:00 <amelia> this topic of convo is so gr8 I'm gonna go vacuum
14:00 <gs69azza> that's the pink shit
14:00 <Doggy> pink shit
14:00 <Serenity> becaue I know him you spastic
14:00 <Doggy> LOL
14:00 <Serenity> since he was 15 years old
14:00 <Doggy> do you know anything about drugs Serenity?
14:00 <Doggy> no you dont
14:00 <Serenity> yep
14:00 <gs69azza> bruh
15:00 <Serenity> i know hes not lying
15:00 <robot> i know u shouldnt have 4 whole marijuanas
15:00 <Doggy> you don't though
15:00 <gs69azza> lol 
15:00 <Serenity> i do
15:00 <gs69azza> this kid
15:00 <Doggy> you have just said you have only smoked weed before in your life
15:00 <partay> robot i know you synth your own 
15:00 <Serenity> hes not a kid man hes like 40
15:00 <Doggy> now you are an expert on drugs?
15:00 <gs69azza> oh well
15:00 <gs69azza> i'll snap
15:00 <gs69azza> then go
15:00 <gs69azza> ciao
15:00 <Doggy> he's a lot younger than 40
15:00 <Serenity> no one said that joel
15:00 <gs69azza> sorry amelia for making the convo shit
15:00 <Serenity> YOU are 40 joel
15:00 <Doggy> china ya mole
15:00 <robot> dont do drugs kids
15:00 <Doggy> im not 40
15:00 <gs69azza> i agree
15:00 <Klutch> do drugs
15:00 <Klutch> be a mad kun
15:00 <Klutch> kunt
16:00 <gs69azza> don't do them
16:00 <gs69azza> ciao
16:00 <Doggy> where do you kunts get this shit from
16:00 <Clarkson> haha but the queen does fuck all
16:00 <gs69azza> commos and rebs
16:00 <Serenity> it must suck to be so threatened by someone you dont know lol
16:00 <Doggy> lol
16:00 <Doggy> i know he is talking 100% crap
16:00 <gs69azza> LOL
16:00 <gs69azza> dis cunt
16:00 <Doggy> and you idiots are taking the bait
16:00 <Serenity> well after i see the pic
16:00 <Serenity> ill let ya know ok
17:00 <Doggy> you know nothing about the topic but you know its all fact?
17:00 <Serenity> then you can apologise
17:00 <Doggy> china ya mole
17:00 <gs69azza> i was detained at syd airport on my way back gc last yaer for bikie/drug/fraud related stuff
17:00 <gs69azza> detained by afp
17:00 <Doggy> lol
17:00 <Doggy> sure you were
17:00 <gs69azza> lawl
17:00 <gs69azza> i shit myself
17:00 <gs69azza> trust me
18:00 <Klutch> my exgf gets detained at every airport :D
19:00 <robot> one time a guy on the street was like psst hey robot n i was like what do u want u look like a sketchy 2nd hand car salesman n hes like u wanna buy some drugs n im like no thanks n hes like ill sell it to ya for a dollar n im like ok so i bought the drugs n i put them in Kynetic's backpack n he went 2 work i called em up im like Kynetics got drugs u should look in his backpack but they werent 
19:00 <robot> havin it they were like Kynetic is the most angelic angel there is n i like was oh
20:00 <Klutch> that was an amazing story
20:00 <robot> yea
21:00 <robot> its not real but
21:00 <stompin> i spent 2 hours with customs flying into nz.
21:00 <robot> i wouldnt really put drugs in Kynetics back pack
21:00 <stompin> fucking cock heads claimed i was a drug runner
21:00 <Clarkson> Play the old one, just fuck off. 
21:00 <Klutch> stompin: My ex's dad was prez of an MC in NZ. Any time she flies too/from NZ she gets detained and interrogated lol
22:00 <amelia> i want a ham & cheese toastie but i haf no ham, cheese or bread
22:00 <amelia> life sux
22:00 <Klutch> are you a peasant?
22:00 <amelia> wot no
22:00 <Klutch> Who doesnt have bread cheese and ham at all times.
23:00 <Doggy> meelies doesnt
23:00 <Doggy> she is povvo
23:00 <partay> lol
23:00 <amelia> cos i don't eat that stuff
23:00 <amelia> i jus crave it
23:00 <Klutch> so,.....peasant
23:00 <Doggy> she eats big cocks
23:00 <amelia> where can i buy one from
23:00 <amelia> subway?
23:00 <Klutch> toastfacegrillah
23:00 <Doggy> supermarket you slurry
23:00 <partay> we're all not high flyers like the Kynetic family 
23:00 <amelia> ok fuck i am not venturing out across WA
24:00 <amelia> fuck it I'll eat ma yoghurt
24:00 <amelia> tossas
24:00 <amelia> boring
24:00 <amelia> gay
24:00 <Doggy> tits out before yoghurt
24:00 <amelia> as
24:00 <amelia> aids
24:00 <Klutch> do you live in a humpy or something
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
24:00 <partay> speaking of cheese
24:00 <Klutch> fuck off 
24:00 <partay> hi k8
24:00 <amelia> bring me toastie k8
25:00 <amelia> I'll give you cake
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai hai
25:00 <amelia> but as an IOU
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah… i’ve already had cake today 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> had me a lil cake hook up
25:00 <Doggy> tits out plz katatonic_kate01
25:00 <Clarkson> come down to melb joel and go to the pokies weak cunt
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll show ya
25:00 <amelia> ok fuck I'll find you some dick then
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH! *raises eye brows*
25:00 <amelia> yah dats right
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> let me show you ze cake
25:00 <amelia> oki
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> *makes toasties*
26:00 <amelia> dat a grrrrl
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://imgur.com/rtTXLYX
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> was delicious!
27:00 <robot> hello katey
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> Doggy, dick out plz
27:00 <TheRiddler> nice cake
27:00 <robot> o and hey partay
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… took her 30 mins to make lol
27:00 <robot> o yeh that cake is rad
27:00 <Doggy> choke on this slut
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> waits to see proof of dick
28:00 <nubbymcnu> And now, Asperger syndrome turns out to have been, in many cases, a fancy name to describe people who are rude and can't be bothered to change their ways.
28:00 <amelia> yummmmmmm
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> 4 layers! of CAKE!
28:00 <amelia> nice cakeness
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i ate cake, and then had a cake nap
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> im such an awesome friend lol - hai where is the cake…
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> ea
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> eat
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> then sleep
28:00 <Serenity> fucking hell gs69azza how did you get 4 boxes
28:00 <Clarkson> so because this girl is underage, we cant watch her dance and have to put up with this fantasy crap huhu
28:00 <amelia> dat sounds like a pretty good day actually
28:00 <Serenity> they treat me like a meth head just picking up a legit script
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> twas!
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> cold n flu stuff serenity>
29:00 <Klutch> i get denied picking up codeine once Serenity
29:00 <Klutch> dude thought i was a junkie or something
29:00 <Serenity> no
29:00 <Klutch> :(
29:00 <Serenity> i got asked for my drivers license last time i got mersyndol
29:00 <Klutch> yeah
29:00 <amelia> you do haf that look
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah that be stock standard
29:00 <Klutch> they're doing that now Serenity
30:00 <Klutch> as of mid last year
30:00 <Serenity> pricks
30:00 <Klutch> its on the system the same as psuedoephedrine
30:00 <Serenity> but no i was talking about something else
30:00 <amelia> the bitch questioned me when i asked for a big box of Fefol
30:00 <Serenity> to gs69azza
30:00 <amelia> they gettin rodiculous haha
30:00 <TheRiddler> fifi box
30:00 <Klutch> the fuck is fefol
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> is fefol laxitives?
30:00 <Serenity> and he just showed me all his drugs so sorry Doggy but ur wrong pal
30:00 <amelia> its iron tablets
30:00 <Doggy> ok post the pic then
30:00 <Serenity> its snapchat.. thats why i asked him to snapchat it
30:00 <Serenity> dork
31:00 <Klutch> Serenity: reply to my pm you faggot
31:00 <Doggy> he's taking 10g of coke for himself?
31:00 <Doggy> LOLLLLLLLLL
31:00 <Serenity> im not here to make your ego feel good rofl
31:00 <Doggy> do you have any idea how bullshit that is Serenity
31:00 <TheRiddler> who is Doggy
31:00 <Serenity> joel
31:00 <Doggy> china ya mole
31:00 <amelia> kunny
31:00 <TheRiddler> oh
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> beehhh
31:00 <Serenity> hes threatened by gs69azza so needs to make him out to be a liar
31:00 <Klutch> Doggy: He didnt say it was JUST for the weekend. He said thats how much he had.
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <Doggy> he said its for the weekend
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> any annoying cunt, is beehhh
32:00 <Doggy> show the pic
32:00 <Serenity> ITS SNAPCHAT
32:00 <Serenity> ffs
32:00 <Doggy> screenshot
32:00 <TheRiddler> gets all the pussy kunny wishes he had
32:00 <Serenity> its gone.
32:00 <Doggy> easy to do
32:00 <Serenity> far out
32:00 <Klutch> even so, 10g of coke isn't that hard to go through if you're sharing
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> folks are dumb
32:00 <Serenity> i looked at it and closed it. i didnt sit there going shit im gonna screenie this for dumb cunts to feel better about themselves
32:00 <Clarkson> mattyd ur a nerdy little pussy killing animals like a coward
32:00 <Doggy> china ya piggy
33:00 <Serenity> Klutch he would have at least 4-6 people with him on the weekends
33:00 <Serenity> its not that hard at all
33:00 <Klutch> yeah thats easy 10g gone easy lol
33:00 <Doggy> so he has nothing then
33:00 <Klutch> coke does not last
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> rolls eyes
33:00 <partay> a gram only lasts a couple of hours
33:00 <Doggy> Serenity you are a cocaine expert now?
33:00 <Serenity> now joels gonna convince me what i saw isnt there rofl
33:00 <Serenity> farrr out
33:00 <Doggy> Serenity how would you know what is a big amount and what isnt?
34:00 <Klutch> is this cunt fucking retarded?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
34:00 <Doggy> where is meelies you are boring
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> it would appear so
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hell
34:00 <amelia> here i yam babez
34:00 <Doggy> come to brisbane knock ya blocks off
34:00 <Doggy> tits out meelies
34:00 <Clarkson> i think realist might be vasting spellls in shit
34:00 <Klutch> cunt
34:00 <Clarkson> fuckin dose it cunt
34:00 <Klutch> ill rape you.
34:00 <TheRiddler> we just have brains unlike yourself Doggy
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> ease up
35:00 <Doggy> china yas
35:00 <TheRiddler> .
35:00 <Serenity> [5:34pm] <Klutch> is this cunt fucking retarded?
35:00 <Serenity> i think so
35:00 <TheRiddler> I think I'd preffer plivent or screws
36:00 <Serenity> apparently you are only allowed to comment on drugs if you have done them
36:00 <Serenity> ill remember that
36:00 <TheRiddler> amelia is cock teasing him so he cant use his 1 brain cell
37:00 <Serenity> well i never
37:00 <TheRiddler> :p
37:00 <Klutch> partay knows how to partay
37:00 <partay> in the olden day i did 
37:00 <amelia> aahahahah
37:00 <TheRiddler> who the hell kills an innocent bird
37:00 <Serenity> gross amelia stahp
37:00 <partay> not so much now
37:00 <amelia> i like to play wif ma food before i kills it
37:00 <TheRiddler> except Doggy
38:00 <TheRiddler> ameowlia
38:00 <Serenity> im playing with the filter things on snapchat
38:00 <Serenity> how funny
38:00 <Klutch> amelia: are you a cat
38:00 <zaim> meow
38:00 <zaim> add me on snatchchat: zaimc
39:00 <Klutch> women are like cats, if you ignore them, they'll sit on top of your refrigerator.
39:00 <amelia> MaoW
39:00 <Serenity> if you ignore me ill just sit on your face
39:00 <TheRiddler> my bro in law was showing me snapchat and doing funny faces
39:00 <Klutch> thats gross
39:00 <Serenity> and
39:00 <TheRiddler> and such
39:00 <faux> AMELIA 
39:00 <Klutch> EMILIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
39:00 <faux> watching HWoNY
39:00 <amelia> hay fwend
39:00 <amelia> ok yayayayay
40:00 <robot> lol Klutch that's what goes through my head too
40:00 <partay> Klutch they are also like kitchen tiles... lay them right the first time and you can walk all over then for the next 40 years 
40:00 <amelia> bethenny is fave
40:00 <amelia> hate ramona
40:00 <faux> i hate them all
40:00 <TheRiddler> me so hwony
40:00 <faux> lmao
40:00 <faux> this CouNTeSS CuNT
40:00 <faux> uh.
40:00 <Klutch> partay: thats a good one, ill have to remember that
40:00 <faux> also the chick with the foreign husband.. alex or something 
40:00 <faux> hes so gay
40:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAH thinks she is high n mighty
40:00 <Serenity> someone make me a toasty
40:00 <amelia> omgosh yes that couple alex n Simon
40:00 <amelia> fuckin useless
40:00 <Doodle> someone make me an orgasm
40:00 <faux> yeah hes the gayest
41:00 <Clarkson> [09:40:39] Druidess feels the need to involve herself in shit that doesnt concern her
41:00 <Serenity> i can do that
41:00 <amelia> mos def super gay
41:00 <amelia> gay as aids
41:00 <Doodle> eeee
41:00 <partay> lol at druidess
41:00 <TheRiddler> should I watch xmen?
41:00 <faux> no
41:00 <TheRiddler> oh
41:00 <Trevor> get a mirror and watch yoself
41:00 <Serenity> no
42:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not your norell Trevor
42:00 <faux> wut
42:00 <TheRiddler> beehhh elsewhere
42:00 <Doodle> faux
42:00 <Doodle> show us ya butt
43:00 <Doggy> druidess
43:00 <partay> please dont
43:00 <Doggy> my ex
43:00 <partay> Doggy you were banging that slooder?
43:00 <TheRiddler> he'd bang a slice of ham if it looked like a vagina
43:00 <Clarkson> lol fuck up ? is that something you do with ur $3k valued sex doll >
43:00 <robot> slooder lol
44:00 <Doodle> so steamy
44:00 <faux> doodle
44:00 <Doodle> yes my dear
44:00 <faux> hi
44:00 <Doodle> hiiiiiiiiii
44:00 <Serenity> and he gives john shit for fucking irc chicks
44:00 <faux> lolll
44:00 <Clarkson> u are a coward for fucking whores and not getting a gf
44:00 <Serenity> hes fucked lee and druidess
44:00 <Serenity> vomit
44:00 <Klutch> i have no idea who these people are
44:00 <nubbymcnu> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nYyvYNvdq0
44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: FIA F3 Red Bull Ring Huge Crash Replay Views: 512,487 Uploader: Eesti Sport Uploaded: May 21, 2016 Duration: 0m28s Rating: 4.91
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> faux, did ya see me cake?
44:00 <partay> ewwwww
44:00 <faux> im not a giiiiiiiiiiiirl not yet a wooooooman
45:00 <faux> no kate
45:00 <partay> thats the double whammy 
45:00 <faux> show me
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> wanna
45:00 <Doodle> me either
45:00 <faux> katatonic grunt
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://imgur.com/rtTXLYX
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha
45:00 <TheRiddler> oh I keep forgetting that joel is not the 1 that killed birds
45:00 <johninja> wow druidess banged joel
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
45:00 <johninja> she really did let herself go
45:00 <faux> woah
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <faux> did you make that
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, just ate it
45:00 <faux> u r fancy 
45:00 <TheRiddler> he just kills dignity
45:00 <Serenity> i dunno if they really banged tbh
45:00 <faux> oh
45:00 <faux> LOL
45:00 <Serenity> or he just stalked her a bit online
45:00 <Serenity> and said she was his gf
46:00 <Doodle> i heard that Sesh_ banged Doodle
46:00 <TheRiddler> probably never banged any of them
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics of druidess, to jog me memory
46:00 <johninja> yeah i know she was giving him info on me
46:00 <johninja> but it was all wrong
46:00 <Serenity> oh no he banged lee
46:00 <Serenity> she told me about it
46:00 <Serenity> vom
46:00 <Klutch> WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
46:00 <faux> i thought she just used him for weed
46:00 <johninja> yeah he deffo did that
46:00 <Klutch> Serenity fill me in
46:00 <Klutch> i want gossip
46:00 <faux> not sax
46:00 <robot> who's joel?
46:00 <faux> me im joel
46:00 <TheRiddler> joel is kuniva
46:00 <Serenity> theres not much to say Klutch theyre just all desperate irc chicks
46:00 <Serenity> joel is Doggy
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <faux> i wear green undies and me fat forehead is oily as fuck
46:00 <Klutch> pics?
47:00 <faux> nice 2 meet u
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> did hey also fuck xtreme?
47:00 <Doodle> lol
47:00 <Serenity> nah johninja's ex did tho
47:00 <Klutch> i like desperate girls, you can make them do fun things.
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> they**
47:00 <Doodle> speaking of desperate girls
47:00 <Doodle> hi Maurice
47:00 <Serenity> lee is roughly the size of jupiter
47:00 <Maurice> Hi lover
47:00 <Doodle> <3
47:00 <Serenity> i dont think druidess is fat
47:00 <johninja> lol sez
47:00 <Klutch> oh
47:00 <Klutch> ew
47:00 <Serenity> but shes a cunt
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hell…. xtreme fucked everyone
47:00 <Clarkson> oh fuck the fucking ghosts are up again
47:00 <johninja> nobody put a ring on her tho
47:00 <faux> shes chub
47:00 <Klutch> well if my track record is to go by
47:00 <Klutch> i like cunty girls
47:00 <Serenity> johninja's baby mumma is one of xtremes baby mummas
47:00 <johninja> she bought a ring for a couple of k herself when she was going out with joel
47:00 <faux> pls ur a methhead you take what youre given
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH WHAT
48:00 <Klutch> that too
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> how’d he pull that much cunt, on irc
48:00 <Doodle> lol
48:00 <Doodle> subtle
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> honestly
48:00 <faux> you just answered your own q
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
48:00 <faux> irc.
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
48:00 <Doodle> pullen sum cunt brb
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey baby wanna fuck
48:00 <Serenity> im fairly sure all 5 of xtremes kids mums are irc chicks
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> sure
48:00 <Klutch> methead girls are the best, you know they're never going to get fat.
48:00 <johninja> yeah i think so sez
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> aint nuffin’ wrong with phat chicks
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> shade in summer
49:00 <Klutch> yes there is
49:00 <Klutch> there is a lot wrong
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> warmth in winter
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> and they always have cake
49:00 <Doodle> skinny girls are boring as fuck
49:00 <Klutch> what if you aren't that big on cake
49:00 <Clarkson> its fuck all
49:00 <Doodle> imo
49:00 <faux> i remember when mel came on here and cried for hours cos xtreme threw a gravy covered chip at her
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> too fucking bad
49:00 <faux> she was lile blogging the entire experience
49:00 <faux> like*
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
49:00 <Serenity> he did pull all the feathers out of her bird
49:00 <Klutch> how traumatic
49:00 <Serenity> that was rough
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hear that xtreme was  a complete cunt tho
49:00 <amelia> (@faux) i remember when mel came on here and cried for hours cos xtreme threw a gravy covered chip at her
50:00 <amelia> AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
50:00 <faux> lmao
50:00 <amelia> I woulda jus fuckin eaten it?
50:00 <Clarkson> but yeah, you learn interesting shit playing DnD with law students
50:00 <amelia> n said thnx babe
50:00 <Klutch> classy
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> like a seagull
50:00 <faux> she used to use irc as a diary then yell at people when they commented on shit
50:00 <robot> the first time i read that it said he threw a gravy covered hip at her
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> mate mate mate
50:00 <faux> so annoying 
50:00 <Doodle> yuck chips and gravy i would have shrieked like a girl
50:00 <amelia> abahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahaahaah
50:00 <Serenity> he locked her out of the house and then stood at the door pulling her birds feathers out making her watch
50:00 <amelia> throwing chips hahahahaha
50:00 <Serenity> thats a fucking psychotic thing to do
50:00 <Clarkson> lol i bet her vagina looks like an exploded truck tyre
50:00 <amelia> crack up
50:00 <Doodle> lmao clarky
50:00 <Clarkson> yes the female u find hot ends up being a shemale
50:00 <faux> LOLLLLLLL clarkson
50:00 <Clarkson> is it just me or do the workers fuck off after a full load of grain?
50:00 <Klutch> Serenity: the fuck
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah cunty thing to do
51:00 <Serenity> yer man hes a peice of shit
51:00 <Serenity> shes a fucking psycho too
51:00 <faux> they both are
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
51:00 <johninja> i'm not sure how much of that is/was true tbh
51:00 <Serenity> she asked someone if paul left me
51:00 <johninja> she is a pretty experienced at telling lies and overexagerating to get people on her side
51:00 <Serenity> and thats why i was getting skinny and acting like a cunt
51:00 <Serenity> rofl
51:00 <Clarkson> bunnings are hell cheap too
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> so he could fuck you
51:00 <faux> DeLiCouSY
52:00 <Serenity> xtreme said he did it on here johninja
52:00 <Serenity> the bird thing
52:00 <johninja> ah
52:00 <Serenity> he laughed
52:00 <Serenity> i was like..oookkayy
52:00 <johninja> yeah i think i remember that now
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> what a cunt
52:00 <faux> psycho lol
52:00 <johninja> him bragging about being a massive cunt
52:00 <Serenity> yeah
52:00 <faux> golly
52:00 <Serenity> what a trainwreck
53:00 <Serenity> and now every time i see dylan on facey with his new gf and doing all the cool shit they do im like you go son.. you go
53:00 <johninja> lol
53:00 <Serenity> thank god he got out of that
53:00 <johninja> yeah he dodged a bullet
54:00 <faux> one stinky bullet
54:00 <faux> piss soaked bullet
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> do tell
54:00 <Serenity> bleached pubes
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
54:00 <Serenity> i need to find that convo man
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> just gis the highlights 
55:00 <faux> she said her pubes look bleached cos of piss 
55:00 <faux> or something 
55:00 <Serenity> yer
55:00 <Klutch> wut
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the hell
55:00 <Clarkson> depends on shit
55:00 <faux> ye idk
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
55:00 <faux> she tried hard to be gross 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> obv
55:00 <faux> and succeeded
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> and she still pulled a root from irc, no doubt
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <Klutch> and someone stuck there dick in that willingly?
56:00 <faux> maybe she has a nice personality.
56:00 <faux> lol
56:00 <faux> lolllllll
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> or big boobs
56:00 <faux> nah
56:00 <faux> anyway moving on
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck darls - must have been the personality 
56:00 <faux> i almost feel bad not saying it to her directly
56:00 <Serenity> i dunno man cracky said she smelled bad
56:00 <Serenity> everyone who has dated her said her personal hygene is terrible
56:00 <faux> yeah
56:00 <Serenity> even dylan and he doesnt shit talk for the sake of it
57:00 <Klutch> :|
57:00 <faux> he told me her cunt actually smelled ajd im like so why root her
57:00 <faux> lol
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus
57:00 <faux> so weird 
57:00 <johninja> i'm just waiting for her to start on here before i pull out the big guns
57:00 <johninja> doesn't seem fair
57:00 <faux> thats why we would call her bong breath and BO
57:00 <faux> and shed yell at me
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <amelia> did johninja tap it
58:00 <Doodle> god
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> did doodle tap it
58:00 <Doodle> i hope i never have sex with any of you ppl
58:00 <Clarkson> anyone here like the hells angels?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
58:00 <amelia> you would be exposed as have pee stained pubies
58:00 <faux> excuze me
59:00 <amelia> having
59:00 <faux> also Doodle 
59:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/a/cyrIw
59:00 <faux> lmaooo
59:00 <Doodle> i dont have any amelia
59:00 <Maurice> Doodle, I would never talk about your smelly vagina after we boned
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <Doodle> :o
59:00 <Doodle> LOL faux
59:00 <Doodle> good grief
59:00 <amelia> dats impressive
59:00 <faux> QCOMEBURS
59:00 <faux> ZOOKEENE.
59:00 <Doodle> it hurts my arthur write this just reading those
00:00 <faux> lool
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> HALLOPIN-YO!
00:00 <faux> LOL
00:00 <johninja> bulging eh
00:00 <faux> amber just showed me
00:00 <faux> i cant stop laughing
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> OHHH zookeene 
00:00 <faux> lololollllll
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was like wtf now im im like oh lol
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> (# slow)
01:00 <faux> lol
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> bail pep - r
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> im saying it wif a southern accent 
01:00 <faux> yrah hes from texas
02:00 <faux> grunty.child 
02:00 <honey_child> lol
02:00 <faux> honey gruntgrunt chiiiild
02:00 <honey_child> ah grunty m’c grunt
02:00 <Klutch> honey_child are you a child?
02:00 <faux> i need to do me dishes 
02:00 <HeywoodJablowme> do me
02:00 <faux> LOL
02:00 <honey_child>  i aint sucking dick
02:00 <HeywoodJablowme> just dont talk to them about it after
02:00 <honey_child> i will have me some zooookeeeeneee
02:00 <HeywoodJablowme> and how disappointing it was
03:00 <faux> lmao
03:00 <faux> oh
03:00 <faux> nah if we boned id only tell sez and amsy how disappointing it was
03:00 <faux> i mean
03:00 <faux> how it was
03:00 <Doodle> oh thats alright then
03:00 <faux> phew 
03:00 <Doodle> they know i am an underachiever
03:00 <faux> lolllll
03:00 <honey_child> just rock up with a hard dick and you’ll be right
04:00 <Doodle> oh
04:00 <faux> oh
04:00 <Doodle> .
04:00 <honey_child> LOL
04:00 <honey_child> HAI there
04:00 <faux> "im ready'
04:00 <faux> lol
04:00 <honey_child> hangs towel on dick
04:00 <Doodle> *knock knock*
04:00 <Doodle> that wasnt me hand
04:00 <faux> hahahaahhhaaa
04:00 <faux> feck
04:00 <faux> rofl @ towel 
04:00 <honey_child> knocks on the door with his hands behind his head, with a smirk
04:00 <faux> with champagne 
05:00 <honey_child> HA
05:00 <Doggy> Doodle met druidess also
05:00 <Doodle> uh no
05:00 <honey_child> LOL
05:00 <Doodle> she lives in qld and i have never been there
05:00 <faux> do u wanna meet me fist
05:00 <Serenity> rofl
05:00 <honey_child> only in his ass
05:00 <Serenity> doodle meetin all da biches
05:00 <Doodle> apparently
05:00 <Serenity> i live in qld too doodle wanna meat?
05:00 <faux> fuck its cold
05:00 <faux> meat
05:00 <Clarkson> [09:06:53] like hell i am.
05:00 <ShadowLurker> bitches love doodle
05:00 <honey_child> MEAT! mmm
05:00 <Doodle> eehehee
06:00 <honey_child> Doodle is pretty awesome
06:00 <faux> woof
06:00 <faux> hes alright 
06:00 <faux> on tuesdays
06:00 <honey_child> especially with the dick pics!
06:00 <Clarkson> ye cuz that would be gay
06:00 <Doodle> lol piss off
06:00 <honey_child> just hands em out
06:00 <faux> loool
06:00 <honey_child> check this slug out
06:00 <faux> like business cards
06:00 <honey_child> *whack*
06:00 <Doodle> loool
06:00 <Doodle> call me
06:00 <faux> LOL
06:00 <honey_child> call me now
06:00 <Doggy> druidess told me she met you
06:00 <Doggy> doodle buddy
06:00 <faux> number printed on his knob
06:00 <Doodle> well she didnt
06:00 <Doggy> own up or chin up fool
06:00 <Doodle> so stfu
06:00 <honey_child> LOL
07:00 <faux> ok its voting time
07:00 <Doodle> 9
07:00 <honey_child> 1
07:00 <Doodle> 5
07:00 <Doodle> 1
07:00 <Doodle> 4
07:00 <faux> press 6 to ban Doggy 
07:00 <Doodle> 6
07:00 <johninja> druidess told you a lot of lies it seems Doggy
07:00 <honey_child> 6
07:00 <johninja> 6
07:00 <honey_child> boot the mofo
07:00 <honey_child> YAS
07:00 <Doodle> werd
07:00 <Doodle> i did meet her btw
08:00 <Doodle> just kidding lol
08:00 <honey_child> LOL
08:00 <Trevor> hey that wasnt a fair election my voice wasnt heard
08:00 <johninja> oh
08:00 <faux> lolllllll
08:00 <Trevor> i demand a recount
08:00 <honey_child> i bet trevor met her
08:00 <johninja> press 6 to boot Trevor
08:00 <faux> i demand your absence
08:00 <honey_child> 6
08:00 <Klutch> 6
08:00 <Trevor> 6
08:00 <johninja> 6
08:00 <Doodle> 6
08:00 <faux> 6
08:00 <faux> oh
08:00 <honey_child> buh bye baby
08:00 <Serenity> hey i didnt get to vote what are we voting for
08:00 <johninja> lol
08:00 <Doodle> 9514
08:00 <faux> we banned Doodle 
08:00 <honey_child> booting trevor 
08:00 <faux> i mean
08:00 <faux> doggy
08:00 <Maurice> I refuse to vote, I'll take the fine
08:00 <Serenity> oh right
08:00 <faux> lol @ we
08:00 <Doodle> same Maurice
09:00 <Serenity> im watching this is the end and cooking dinner
09:00 <faux> i refuse to take thebblmesnems
09:00 <faux> bkame
09:00 <Klutch> i havent voted for like 4 years, never gotten a fine due to it
09:00 <Maurice> Lets make out in the voting booth instead
09:00 <Klutch> *shrug*
09:00 <Serenity> and by cooking dinner i mean putting a pizza in the oven for the kids
09:00 <faux> are you registered
09:00 <Klutch> yeah
09:00 <Doodle> you will get one
09:00 <zookeene> yeah, i am
09:00 <Doodle> eventually
09:00 <Serenity> i always thought i never got fined
09:00 <zookeene> me dad made me 
09:00 <faux> yeah at s diff address
09:00 <faux> worth $403820283
09:00 <Maurice> I haven't voted in I don't know how long
09:00 <Serenity> until i went to get my drivers license
09:00 <Serenity> and couldnt get it because i had unpaid fines
09:00 <Maurice> Coz I never enrolled with my married name
09:00 <Trevor> so i was talking to beehhh the other night and we're getting married the moment gay marriage is legal in au, so that he can immigrate back
10:00 <johninja> nice Trevor
10:00 <Doodle> so u can be permabanned together
10:00 <Doodle> awesome
10:00 <zookeene> i knew trevor was gay
10:00 <zookeene> Wedding present z lined
10:00 <zookeene> YAS
10:00 <johninja> he does look a lot like a ladyboy tbh
10:00 <zookeene> I’ll pay someone to do that , aye
10:00 <zookeene> LOL
11:00 <QComeBur> YES
11:00 <QComeBur> cunt
11:00 <Maurice> Saw that coming
11:00 <johninja> hahaha
11:00 <johninja> win
11:00 <Maurice> Lol
11:00 <johninja> oh dear
11:00 <Doodle> haha
11:00 <Doodle> got meself
11:00 <Maurice> (18:11:08) *** Quits: Doodle ([email protected]) (Killed (Nickname collision (QComeBur -> Doodle)))
11:00 <faux> lmao
11:00 <johninja> yeh took him down with yah tho
11:00 <Doodle> good times
11:00 <faux> can we vote again 
11:00 <faux> press 0 if i should have more wind
11:00 <Doodle> 6
11:00 <faux> wine*
11:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> sgarn mate
11:00 <Doodle> lolol
11:00 <faux> 1 x wind pls
11:00 <Doodle> 0
12:00 <zookeene> oh 2 if we should boot george
12:00 <zookeene> 2
12:00 <faux> good enough for me
12:00 <johninja> then she will blame us when she gets sick tommorow
12:00 <Doodle> have 6 glasses of wine then send me pics of ur butt
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> faux urbalways here
12:00 <johninja> its a trap
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> do u hav a life m8
12:00 <zookeene> oh
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> or do u live in a computer
12:00 <zookeene> back up bogan
12:00 <johninja> nobody talks to me so i'll start a fight
12:00 <zookeene> yeah faux is the lawnmower man
12:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> with no real people
12:00 <johninja> solid strategy
13:00 <zookeene> she even has a dick!
13:00 <faux> i live in a computer
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> heh
13:00 <faux> You GoT Me
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> what a lame
13:00 <zookeene> now fuck off george
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> your life is irc
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> lololol
13:00 <zookeene> yes
13:00 <zookeene> point taken
13:00 <zookeene> next
13:00 <faux> lololol
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> what
13:00 <johninja> why are you so cranky tonight mate?
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> a
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> lame
13:00 <faux> good 1
13:00 <Maurice> And georgeandwell_alpha is always here to notice
13:00 <Maurice> IRC logic
13:00 <zookeene> a lame
13:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> just gota get one in
14:00 <robot> do i need a mcflurry?  i need a mcflurry dont i
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> in case i get banned
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> lol
14:00 <zookeene> yo ass
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> shes got no life
14:00 <Doodle> shelve it robot
14:00 <robot> lol
14:00 <johninja> no, something else is wrong, you don't seem yourself georgeandwell_alpha
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> nah just that
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i gota get me shot in
14:00 <johninja> hmmm
14:00 <zookeene> next
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> before i get boot
14:00 <Serenity> georgeandwell_alpha for you to notie she is always here that means you are always here
14:00 <British^Meat> r u ok georgeandwell_alpha?
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> by some internet no lifer
14:00 <Serenity> so your argument is irrelevant
14:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> heheje
14:00 <zookeene> shot in - shot being a hot shot of jizz in his ass
15:00 <Maurice> Irrelephant
15:00 <British^Meat> is georgeandwell_alpha like 50?
15:00 <robot> whats the matter george
15:00 <Doodle> a shot of hallopinyo
15:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> robot how r ya my austic friend
15:00 <zookeene> LOL
15:00 <robot> r u ok
15:00 <Maurice> British^Meat, thats just his I.Q
15:00 <johninja> something terrible happened last night didn't it george
15:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> :)
15:00 <British^Meat> hah
15:00 <zookeene> or a bail pepr
15:00 <Doodle> hallopinyobutt
15:00 <faux> austic
15:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> im pretty sure robot has no personally 
15:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> heh
15:00 <robot> shup its my condition faux
15:00 <robot> no personally
15:00 <Doodle> robot has ausm
15:00 <robot> i personally have no austic
16:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> wow im still here
16:00 <robot> cant speak for anyone else.
16:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> robot sure u do mate
16:00 <zookeene> !
16:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> ur some comptuer wanker
16:00 <zookeene> Ima zookeen mofo
16:00 <faux> ok
16:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i doubt i can do anything but code
16:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> u i mean
16:00 <robot> seriously george
16:00 <zookeene> *rolls eyes*
16:00 <robot> lay off the crack.
16:00 <zookeene> lol @ robot
16:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> is it not true mate
16:00 <zookeene> we know
16:00 <faux> can we vote again or is he entertaining u guise
16:00 <zookeene> so fuck offf, cunt
16:00 <johninja> there are definately some less brain cells
16:00 <zookeene> NO VOTE
16:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i notice u are really like a robot
17:00 <faux> press 9
17:00 <zookeene> 9
17:00 <johninja> 9
17:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> fuck thats a sad case again
17:00 <zookeene> 99999999
17:00 <Clarkson> channel instantly turns to fucked up porn
17:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> heh
17:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> well you see
17:00 <johninja> and dinner biab
17:00 <zookeene> wakka wakka
17:00 <British^Meat> he reminds me of that Loof monger
17:00 <georgeandwell_alpha> i tell it as it is
17:00 <zookeene> YAS
17:00 <faux> lmaooo 
17:00 <zookeene> ^ ∞
17:00 <zookeene> ooh howd i do that
17:00 <faux> sez is gonna delete me access soon
18:00 <robot> cool gimme it
18:00 <robot> i'll ban everyone
18:00 <faux> u know me password so technically you can
18:00 <faux> i should change that
18:00 <robot> i dont tho
18:00 <Doodle> as if delete ur access for getting rid of the trash
18:00 <zookeene> fuck me, it’s almost 830
18:00 <robot> i forgot it
18:00 <faux> oh good
18:00 <robot> oh that's right
18:00 <robot> it's
19:00 <robot> robotisthebest
19:00 <faux> gross
19:00 <robot> oh
19:00 <zookeene> all me friends are baking cupcakes, cakes and tarts
20:00 <zookeene> im gonna put on 80 kgs at this rate
20:00 <faux> all me friends are tarts too
20:00 <robot> ..and you're just sitting there masturbating?
20:00 <zookeene> yep pretty much robot
20:00 <zookeene> eatting and masturbating
20:00 <zookeene> and on cam… getting paid lots too
20:00 <zookeene> (ok, too far) NEXT
21:00 <robot> lol
21:00 <zookeene> lol
21:00 <robot> i always picture that guy on snl when u say that
24:00 <Serenity> god how goos is cheese
24:00 <Serenity> good
25:00 <faux> heaps goos
25:00 <robot> ye
25:00 <Serenity> yeah thanks
26:00 <faux> yw
30:00 <TheRiddler> ok looks like it's takeaways since I'm going to see x-men after all
31:00 <TheRiddler> I got a create your own salad from maccas
31:00 <TheRiddler> btw
31:00 <TheRiddler> sezz they have create your own salads
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <Serenity> oh really
31:00 <Serenity> cool
32:00 <Serenity> you should try the fuze iced tea its nice
32:00 <partay> this is for the nerds and robot
32:00 <partay> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13263725_10153659540828652_5605685006686655318_n.jpg?oh=58f66bac70eb125e46452efe9b2505d4&oe=579BEAE9
32:00 <TheRiddler> I have
32:00 <robot> lol
32:00 <TheRiddler> I like the raspberry 1
32:00 <TheRiddler> also
32:00 <Serenity> i bought a bottle of it at the shops the other day and its heaps sweeter than the one at maccas
32:00 <Serenity> i dunno why
33:00 <TheRiddler> I did a crispy chicken salad with betroot, avo, letuce mix, n cucumber
33:00 <TheRiddler> with ranch dressing
33:00 <Serenity> yum
34:00 <TheRiddler> pretty much you can put what salads you get in the create your own burgers in it
34:00 <Serenity> i used to get a crispy chicken salad with their italian dressing
34:00 <Serenity> was like 260 calories or something
35:00 <TheRiddler> well now you can have a semi cheat day
35:00 <TheRiddler> :p
35:00 <robot> who wants to see my butt
35:00 <robot> im just doin a survey
35:00 <Serenity> me
35:00 <robot> k
36:00 <TheRiddler> my butt is ugly :(
36:00 <Serenity> same lol
36:00 <robot> you might say TheRiddler is..
36:00 <robot> butt ugly
36:00 <robot> har har
36:00 <TheRiddler> it's got 3 moles on it
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <robot> i got a mole at the top of me arse crack 2 1 side
39:00 <Doodle> whats her name
39:00 <Doodle> i bet it's geoff
39:00 <johninja> geoff the ass mole
40:00 <Clarkson> i fucking hate him
40:00 <Doodle> lolol
40:00 <johninja> i don't mind him Clarkson
40:00 <Clarkson> Sherm, who the fuck are you?
40:00 <robot> yea Sherm
41:00 <johninja> PBUH
41:00 <johninja> Mullah Akhtar Mohammad Mansour: Taliban Leader Killed in US Drone Strike, Afghan Officials Confirm
47:00 <beehhh> death cult here in bangladesh
48:00 <Doodle> we have scientology here too beehhh
49:00 <beehhh> our ones are superbug
49:00 <Doodle> like catholics?
50:00 <faux> Doodle
50:00 <faux> speak to me in french
50:00 <johninja> didn't they hack a bhuddist monk to death in bangladesh recently?
50:00 <johninja> thats not very nice
51:00 <Doodle> me montrer vos fesses
51:00 <TheRiddler> *schlick schlick schlick*
52:00 <Doodle> rofl
53:00 <Doodle> enleve tous tes vetements
53:00 <faux> record immediately
53:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0tE6T-ecmg
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Winter is Trumping Views: 4,751,804 Uploader: huw parkinson Uploaded: Feb 20, 2016 Duration: 2m41s Rating: 4.92
54:00 <Doodle> lol i cannot i must have a shower
54:00 <beehhh> johninja a 19yo hacked a 20yo at tassie yesterday
54:00 <faux> wahh
54:00 <beehhh> just over a 20dollar bill
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <TheRiddler> this is funny 
06:00 <johninja> dolla dolla bil ya'll
06:00 <zookeene> sooo
06:00 <zookeene> i’m wondering who wants to do me assignment?
09:00 <beehhh> tats so cheeky of yew dd
11:00 <zookeene> beehhh, trevor informed the channel that you are getting married to each other soon.
12:00 <johninja> he's bringing you home lad
12:00 <TheRiddler> trevor is norell
12:00 <zookeene> LOL
12:00 <zookeene> i knew it!
12:00 <beehhh> Trevor I love you man
13:00 <beehhh> i will cook for him tell him that
13:00 <zookeene> tell him yo’ self.
13:00 <zookeene> well i’m off for some sexy times bbl
15:00 <beehhh> im married to myself already how can i marry the second one?
15:00 <johninja> in trevors culture it is acceptable to have a second wife
19:00 <Trevor> remember when gmail was free and google didnt have ads
19:00 <partay> who keeps letting this spastic back in the channel
21:00 <robot> got a mcfluz ay
22:00 <slower> gmail is free
23:00 <Serenity> you can blame me if you want
23:00 <Trevor> i blame u anyway
24:00 <Trevor> mcflurry is a symbol of capitolistic oppression
24:00 <johninja> lol
24:00 <Trevor> i hope it cost you about $4
24:00 <beehhh> https://www.facebook.com/tamianatasha.aluwiyaperes/videos/573711296135225/
24:00 <beehhh> norell so cheeky
24:00 <johninja> i send norell messages about what you say on here
25:00 <johninja> tell her to check her inbo
26:00 <beehhh> borneo was a true heaven for me
27:00 <TheRiddler> .
28:00 <Trevor> me 2
29:00 <johninja> lol
30:00 <johninja> he's crying rn
31:00 <TheRiddler> you have it on a chain dont you
31:00 <Trevor> brb dumplings
31:00 <TheRiddler> a pocket watch
32:00 <TheRiddler> that's 2 jokes in 1 right there :p
32:00 <Serenity> excuse fucking me
32:00 <Serenity> dont be a cunt
32:00 <Clarkson> lacking sex drive is so easily fixed
33:00 <TheRiddler> horny goat weed clarky
33:00 <Clarkson> I'll be gay with you dear
34:00 <Doggy> snap ya neck
34:00 <johninja> maybe you should pipe down a bit mate
34:00 <johninja> you just got banned
35:00 <Trevor> i do believe he is piping up with ice
36:00 <johninja> he's supposed to be becoming a better person
37:00 <johninja> i'm sure his probation includes drug testing
38:00 <DK> sorry Serenity
39:00 <Trevor> if the smh wants 50c per day they better start sucking dick
39:00 <Clarkson> have you seen the new jackass holy shit
39:00 <Trevor> o wait they do
42:00 <partay> new monitors 
42:00 <partay> http://picpaste.com/20160520_215001-0gZKAhKp.jpg
43:00 <robot> nice partay
43:00 <robot> 27"s?
43:00 <partay> yep
43:00 <robot> rad
43:00 <partay> crisp
44:00 <partay> they come into their own when there's HD porn on each one 
49:00 <partay> Lumeah funbags or fuck off 
50:00 <Doggy> lumiez ttts bbby
50:00 <Lumeah> partay: stiff stick or fuck off
50:00 <Lumeah> Hi joley 
50:00 <Doggy> john why you hate me bro?
50:00 <Doggy> hi
50:00 <partay> lol
50:00 <johninja> i don't know where to start with that 
51:00 <partay> who is doggy
51:00 <johninja> kuniva
51:00 <partay> oh
51:00 <partay> should have saved himself 2 letters and just called himself kunt 
51:00 <Clarkson> he has such a nice cock
51:00 <Serenity> why cant they be fucking normal for 5 seconds
52:00 <Serenity> seriously if most of them just stopped trying to troll every time they speak tosomeone they'd be perfectly fine
52:00 <johninja> true
52:00 <Doggy> plivent calls my kuntiva fukn faggot ill chim him too
52:00 <Clarkson> fat indian ass
52:00 <Serenity> ive had what i would consider to actually be decent convos with Joel, and then he behaves like this 99% of the time I dont get it
52:00 <Doodle> my sister wants me to download s1 of game of thrones for her
52:00 <johninja> see thats one thing i dislike
52:00 <Doodle> but i dont want to go to jail
52:00 <johninja> you are a tryhard
53:00 <Doggy> shut it up john
53:00 <Serenity> refuse because its a gay show doodle
53:00 <Clarkson> but ur sexy bro
53:00 <Doggy> want me to roll ya again?
53:00 <johninja> well you did ask kchump
53:00 <Doodle> that too sezz
53:00 <zookeene> *GRUNTS*
53:00 <zookeene> oops caps
53:00 <johninja> oh and another thing
53:00 <johninja> also a liar
53:00 <Doggy> drop by anytime mangoboy
53:00 <Serenity> i just dont get why youd have to be like that all the time
53:00 <Doggy> stomp ya head in
53:00 <Serenity> it seems exhausting
53:00 <johninja> he has schizophrenia
54:00 <johninja> so its hard to control yourself i guess
54:00 <Doggy> sif
54:00 <Serenity> oh legit?
54:00 <johninja> get the needles in the spine don't you joely boy
54:00 <johninja> every month
54:00 <Serenity> oh fuck
55:00 <Doggy> not every month
55:00 <johninja> buy yeah, the ice and weed wouldn't help
55:00 <Serenity> def not
56:00 <Doggy> you smoke too
56:00 <Serenity> yeah but hes not mentally ill
56:00 <Doggy> yes he is
57:00 <Doodle> i smoke daily and it never did me no ladget ladget ladget
57:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
57:00 <Doggy> he had a kid to mel
57:00 <Doggy> thats mental
57:00 <Serenity> you do know you dont just get to say someones mental and its true right haha
57:00 <partay> Doodle function no well weed without
57:00 <Doggy> same goes for him
57:00 <Serenity> but you get injections for your mental illness
57:00 <johninja> it is true though mate
57:00 <johninja> you admitted it
57:00 <Serenity> that means you are mentally ill
57:00 <zookeene> lol
57:00 <Doggy> im not
57:00 <johninja> <Doggy> not every month 
57:00 <Serenity> like...
58:00 <Doggy> its for prison
58:00 <zookeene> oooh yeah community treatment order
58:00 <Serenity> the dont do that for no reason
58:00 <Doggy> parole makes me have it
58:00 <johninja> nah i remember you telling me about it
58:00 <Serenity> theyve ordered it because you're sick
58:00 <partay> Doggy im be happy to kill you if you want?
58:00 <Doggy> i said ok to get less sentence
58:00 <Doggy> no they suggested it
58:00 <Serenity> they dont give that shit to people who dont need it
58:00 <Doggy> legal aid told me to agree
58:00 <Clarkson> hooks a nigger up
58:00 <Serenity> are you thick?
58:00 <johninja> you were already getting it
58:00 <zookeene> ORDERED because he can’t be trusted to take oral meds
58:00 <Doggy> they give lots of medication to ppl that dont need it piggy
58:00 <Serenity> they have ordered it because they dont trust you to do it yourself
59:00 <Doggy> thats true zookeene
59:00 <zookeene> LOL
59:00 <Doggy> you know where its at bro
59:00 <johninja> i'm pretty sure they would say you can't do ice or weed either
59:00 <Serenity> why do you keep calling me fat/pig etc. you're fatter than I am you dumb fuck
59:00 <Clarkson> think it was like muffins with rasberry syurp n custard and the name was like virgin cunts or something
59:00 <Doodle> how come u take cock orally so easily but wont take ur meds orally
59:00 <johninja> so what happens when they piss test you?
59:00 <Doggy> yeh they said that but sif im gunna listen to them
59:00 <Doggy> fuck tha police
59:00 <Clarkson> i have nothing to be ashamed of you dickhead cunt
59:00 <Serenity> so you're ill.
59:00 <johninja> back to jail m8
59:00 <Doggy> straight from the undergrounddddddddddddddddddddddd
59:00 <johninja> thats what happens
59:00 <Doggy> chin up john
59:00 <Doggy> let me grace it
59:00 <johninja> back to sucking cocks in prison with ya
59:00 <zookeene> will save you having to ban the fool
59:00 <zookeene> lol
00:00 <Doodle> i thought they had irc in prison
00:00 <johninja> did you try act hard on the inside?
00:00 <Doggy> im going to bed soon anyways
00:00 <Doodle> as punishment
00:00 <johninja> lol
00:00 <Doggy> just finishing up me cones and mc kennas
00:00 <Serenity> why does he try to act hard at all
00:00 <Serenity> its weird
00:00 <johninja> i'll bet they belted the fuck out of you the minute you piped up with your shit
00:00 <johninja> wonder you aren't more humble
00:00 <Doggy> was in segregation
00:00 <Doodle> r u black
01:00 <Doggy> im too violent for prison
01:00 <johninja> lmao
01:00 <Doodle> loool
01:00 <zookeene> lol
01:00 <Doggy> i went to mental home not prison john
01:00 <johninja> oic
01:00 <zookeene> and speaks in broken english too
01:00 <Doggy> too high risk
01:00 <Doodle> so u got ur meds rectally then
01:00 <johninja> lol
01:00 <zookeene> LOL
01:00 <Doggy> i had shivs already in me back pocket ready to shank any cunt
01:00 <johninja> i'll bet 
01:00 <zookeene> bahahaha
02:00 <Doggy> they found them and said straight to psyc ward for you
02:00 <zookeene> fuck, this dude does have some mental health issues aye
02:00 <johninja> they don't have metal detectors or search people in mental hospital eh
02:00 <partay> mate of yours Doodle?
02:00 <partay> https://www.facebook.com/1052937988049753/videos/1207950935881790/
02:00 <Doggy> they search you before and after john
02:00 <johninja> of course they fucking found them ya dense cunt
02:00 <Doggy> you wouldnt knon cunt
02:00 <zookeene> pretty sure if they find weapons on you in goal you don’t go to the psych ward. 
02:00 <Doodle> loool partay
02:00 <Doodle> whoooopssss
03:00 <partay> hahaha
03:00 <zookeene> unless you threaten to use said weapons on yo self
03:00 <partay> that was his own ouse 
03:00 <Doodle> oh thats not so bad then hahaha
04:00 <Serenity> lol the fuck!! he went to the mental home but hes not mentally ill
04:00 <Serenity> wtf
04:00 <Serenity> is this real life
04:00 <zookeene> lol
04:00 <zookeene> just for a holiday, duh!
05:00 <zookeene> Don’t ya know you can, like check in for a week or so
05:00 <zookeene> fuckin sick aye
05:00 <Serenity> its like those guys who sit there going on about how the cops hassle them da da da and its like but why are they hassling you are you a criminal? NAH MAN cops are fucking pigs etc.. nek minnit busted with drugs or breaking into someones house
05:00 <Clarkson> i don't fuck elephants, not since my ex
05:00 <Serenity> fuk da poleece
05:00 <zookeene> lol
06:00 <zookeene> mental health issues......
06:00 <Serenity> the cops arent harassing me.. or putting me into mental homes for nothing i wonder why that is
06:00 <zookeene> *ponders*
07:00 <partay> getting arrested is on my bucket list 
07:00 <johninja> i think the best part was how he said they jammed the drugs up his asshole 
07:00 <Clarkson> are you a bad enough dude to slam your own dick with a hammer?
08:00 <johninja> oh maybe that was Doggy
08:00 <robot> http://www.break.com/video/flying-over-massive-speed-bumps-in-jersey-city-3021953
08:00 <johninja> Doodle
08:00 <johninja> fuck
08:00 <robot> LOL the bus
08:00 <robot> hits the fucken speedbump at like 60
10:00 <johninja> lol
10:00 <johninja> they need to mark it
11:00 <partay> johninja for mayor
11:00 <robot> rofl
11:00 <robot> http://www.break.com/video/waiting-in-line-a-post-office-song-3021949
11:00 <robot> what a champ
12:00 <robot> innit, tallone
13:00 <zookeene> i’d want to punch him in the throat
13:00 <zookeene> I mostly hate people
13:00 <Doggy> do you hate me?
14:00 <zookeene> yep
14:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <Doggy> y?
14:00 <robot> zookeene me too but it looks like he was just takin the piss coz they had to wait ages
14:00 <zookeene> how long do you have?
18:00 <robot> what i imagine behhhh does in his spare time 
18:00 <robot> http://www.break.com/video/this-escalator-slide-started-out-great-2628436?utm_source=Break_Related
18:00 <zookeene> LOL
19:00 <robot> i burst out laughin
19:00 <robot> that was so rad
19:00 <robot> the couple walkin doesnt even flinch
19:00 <robot> just keeps walkin
19:00 <zookeene> i’d point and laugh at beehh
19:00 <robot> just a regular saturady
22:00 <robot> i need 2 shave
22:00 <zookeene> i need to shave me legs
22:00 <zookeene> or ask the husband to get out the wipper snipper :|
26:00 <robot> lol
27:00 <zookeene> :P
27:00 <partay> ewwww
28:00 <zookeene> effort factor
28:00 <partay> lazer?
29:00 <robot> http://www.break.com/video/scooter-crashes-into-vw-beetle-3022194
29:00 <robot> RETARD
33:00 <Trevor> scooters are fuckin hardcore aye
34:00 <johninja> lol
34:00 <johninja> that was cool
34:00 <johninja> "ahhhh ahhhhh AHHHH!"
36:00 <johninja> the bike that overtook him deserved it more tbh
36:00 <partay> johninja the vid was sped up
37:00 <partay> he was prob only going 40-50 kmh
37:00 <johninja> yeh probably
38:00 <Trevor> i bet about 20 girls all came running over and sucked his cock
38:00 <Trevor> bitches love scooters
39:00 <partay> guys who ride scooters just like the feel of the wind on their vagina 
40:00 <zookeene> fat chicks rides scooters
40:00 <robot> watchin that vid makes me want to get a bike
41:00 <johninja> so you can injure yourself horribly?
41:00 <partay> bikes are fine.. that guy was a spastic 
42:00 <Trevor> scooters arent bikies. They're better
42:00 <partay> well he is one now
42:00 <partay> Trevor medication time 
42:00 <Trevor> no mummy says its bed time
49:00 <robot> http://www.break.com/video/drunk-grandpa-brawl-3021979
50:00 <robot> yesss, we're getting closer to stupid people eradicating themselves forever!
50:00 <robot> http://www.break.com/video/watch-me-bash-my-face-into-this-steel-chair-3021991
57:00 <borednlost> i think we're closer to Idiocracy being prophesy
02:00 <couleurs> Hallo
02:00 <robot> hey colours
03:00 <robot> man this is right near my gf
03:00 <robot> http://www.break.com/video/out-of-control-drunk-driver-crashes-in-toronto-3021929
03:00 <couleurs> !talk
03:00 <robot> !lol
04:00 <couleurs> oh yea i saw that 1
04:00 <robot> yeah it's seriously like just down the rd
04:00 <robot> i was there in jan
05:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfxPWK47eLg
05:00 <Serenity> oh ok
05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Big Women Funnel Feeder: BBW Wants To Be As Fat As Possible Views: 13,064,455 Uploader: Barcroft TV Uploaded: May 8, 2013 Duration: 3m16s Rating: 1.92
06:00 <couleurs> i can do 1 better...... my gfs friend went to the cafe the terrorists shot up in the morning of the attack so their u go.......
06:00 <couleurs> in the paris
06:00 <robot> oh
06:00 <robot> but left before it happened?
06:00 <couleurs> yea it happened in afternoon/evening
07:00 <couleurs> Talk About LuCkY
07:00 <robot> Serenity i wish i was as brave as her
07:00 <robot> yea
07:00 <Serenity> shes uh.. special
08:00 <couleurs> what a whale
08:00 <Serenity> no this is a whale
08:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNsi79t6Fc
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: My Seven Foot Butt: Super-Sized Backside Views: 5,921,756 Uploader: Barcroft TV Uploaded: Dec 29, 2013 Duration: 3m41s Rating: 3.66
08:00 <dematerialised> PBUH
08:00 <couleurs> wow she used 2 look pretty good
09:00 <johninja> PBUH
09:00 <johninja> Schoolchildren in Russia will soon be taught a variety of military skills such as maintaining firearms as part of a new drive by the country's defence ministry.
09:00 <robot> http://www.break.com/video/guy-playing-with-a-wild-ocelot-kitten-3021908
09:00 <dematerialised> sezz why are you watching videos of mentally ill women
10:00 <Serenity> i dont know dude.. im in that part of youtube by accident again
10:00 <couleurs> her best friend ugly 2 but a different kind
12:00 <couleurs> 7ft butt 
12:00 <couleurs> BiG BooTy DiVa
14:00 <couleurs> oh god who are these perverts who love fatties
15:00 <robot> look at these lil ruffians go http://www.break.com/video/koala-fights-are-brutal-3021670
15:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7WaSFpKEnM
15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Small Waist: I Want The World's Smallest Waist Views: 12,834,038 Uploader: Barcroft TV Uploaded: Jun 9, 2013 Duration: 3m43s Rating: 2.96
16:00 <couleurs> cool there's a new ghostbusters trailer
16:00 <couleurs> does every1 still h8 it
17:00 <Serenity> yes
17:00 <robot> hi fauxy
17:00 <robot> wassamadda?
18:00 <faux> i just watched the great gatsby
18:00 <couleurs> holy shit it looks even worse than the 1st 1
18:00 <faux> that movie makes me so happy and so sad
18:00 <robot> o
18:00 <faux> THE IMAGERY IS SO BEAUTIFUL
18:00 <robot> i love that there are people who are so stupid they will actually microwave a glow stick http://www.break.com/video/man-vs-glowstick-3021732
18:00 <faux> it makes me want to lick marshmallows whilst floating on a cloud
18:00 <robot> lol
18:00 <Serenity> oh rite
20:00 <faux> couleurs:
20:00 <faux> i need a couleurs review of the great gatsby rn
20:00 <robot> yea colours !talk
20:00 <couleurs> i haven't sean it
21:00 <couleurs> baz lasagneham sux
22:00 <couleurs> Next
22:00 <dematerialised> my cruiser weighs twelve thousand kilograms
22:00 <couleurs> Nice.
23:00 <couleurs> i watched ant man the other night, it was ok
23:00 <couleurs> only cos paul rudd is cool
23:00 <couleurs> and the woman from lost is hot
23:00 <johninja> the best people
24:00 <faux> wtf
24:00 <faux> wtf.
24:00 <faux> i hate you all
24:00 <faux> i just spent two hours gasping and weeping into me wine glass
24:00 <couleurs> soz watching a baz movie is like going 2 see a gay musical
24:00 <faux> the imagery is so intense it makes me want to die
25:00 <faux> every scene is like a beautiful painting
28:00 <couleurs> he sux
29:00 <robot> colours i like paul rudd but i havent watched ant man coz im scared its crap
29:00 <robot> is it
29:00 <couleurs> no, it's ok
30:00 <robot> kew
30:00 <robot> http://www.break.com/video/more-fake-book-covers-on-the-subway-the-second-one-3021577
30:00 <couleurs> worth seeing once 
30:00 <couleurs> like every1 other comic book movie 
30:00 <couleurs> unless you're 12
30:00 <couleurs> or tiggier
31:00 <robot> what to abort when you're aborting
31:00 <robot> zookeene
31:00 <robot> u still here
31:00 <robot> theres 1 for u
31:00 <zookeene> ya
32:00 <robot> wathc the vid n u will see it
32:00 <Trevor> gay musicals and beautiful paintings are basically the same thing
32:00 <Trevor> theyve got nothing on watching a bunch of guys wearing stubbies chasing after a ball
32:00 <zookeene> do i haveto robot
32:00 <robot> no
33:00 <robot> A shocking trend has emerged in several European countries involving groups of people who have sex parties where one anonymous invitee carries HIV. The supposed thrill of possibly becoming infected with the incurable sexually-transmitted virus has made these parties a hit among certain groups.
33:00 <robot> a shocking trend has ermergerd
33:00 <zookeene> that’s beeen round for ges
33:00 <zookeene> ages
33:00 <zookeene> ‘gifting'
33:00 <robot> really
34:00 <robot> foul
34:00 <couleurs> yea that's not new
34:00 <zookeene> saw a doco on it awhile ago that was made early 2000’s i think
34:00 <robot> o rly
34:00 <robot> gross
34:00 <zookeene> yeah…
34:00 <faux> HIV russian roulette
34:00 <zookeene> why you’d want aids :|
34:00 <faux> people are fucked
34:00 <couleurs> been around since the 60s
34:00 <couleurs> nothing is new anymore, just recycled
35:00 <zookeene> lol
35:00 <johninja> https://www.facebook.com/internationalriot/videos/1089747577748264/ 
36:00 <couleurs> lol france is fucked
36:00 <johninja> yeah we don't know how to riot properly in australia
36:00 <faux> CRoNuLLa
37:00 <zookeene> fuck the po po
37:00 <dematerialised> cronulla is a national embarrassment
38:00 <johninja> i like how they cut the camera off after they have him on the ground without his helmet
38:00 <johninja> he probably ded
38:00 <Trevor> not sure why failures of society (rioting) arent looked down on, either
39:00 <johninja> it depends on the reason i suppose
39:00 <johninja> not all riots are just a bunch of loonies
40:00 <dematerialised> *all* riots are a bunch of retards who cant do anything except yell and be violent
40:00 <Trevor> actually the reasons didnt seem to matter when you were talking about rioting and injuring police, like it were a good thing
40:00 <Trevor> yer a bit of a hypocrite, m8
40:00 <johninja> well that cop was being a dick 
40:00 <couleurs> he's pretty stupid for attacking them himself
40:00 <Trevor> oh, so he deserves death?
40:00 <couleurs> 1 vs 50
40:00 <zookeene> yes
40:00 <zookeene> obv
41:00 <johninja> yeah i mean if you are going to charge into a bunch of protesters swinging your little stick
41:00 <johninja> you kinda deserve what you get
41:00 <couleurs> he should've gone the other way
41:00 <dematerialised> he clearly deserved to be killed for doing his job
41:00 <couleurs> bloodey idiet
41:00 <johninja> injuring protesters is his job?
41:00 <couleurs> or wait 4 the tank 2 roll in
41:00 <zookeene> exactly, rookie mistake
41:00 <zookeene> that’ll learn him
43:00 <Trevor> tbh, they're a bunch of nieve students who think they have the experience and knowledge to dictate political policy, and turn violent when they don't get their way
43:00 <Trevor> injuring protestors isnt his job, but it should be
45:00 <zookeene> The police man was obv an idiot, not waiting for back up thinking he was a hero who could take on an angry crowd
45:00 <zookeene> fucking moron, much like yourself trevor!
45:00 <johninja> ^^
46:00 <faux> nieve
47:00 <zookeene> nn folks
47:00 <robot> whos doin cuddles
47:00 <Trevor> see kate disagrees, im clearly right
48:00 <Trevor> whatevs though. You can go back to wishing death on people while believing you're open and fair
51:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/QiGKSnsAjV0
51:00 <faux> shoosh Trevor 
51:00 <couleurs> lolol
52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kanye West rants on Ellen Auto Tune Views: 80 Uploader: Synth Of Destiny Uploaded: May 22, 2016 Duration: 2m33s Rating: 5.00
52:00 <robot> http://www.break.com/video/ducks-love-yo-yos-3021024
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