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00:00 <couleurz> so their u go
00:00 <couleurz> 1 out of 10 kfcs
01:00 <simba> 5 pikachu clocks
02:00 <faux> aso
03:00 <simba> su
03:00 <faux> u su
04:00 <simba> arthurs knights of the round table
07:00 <faux> akotrt
07:00 <robot> no faux
07:00 <robot> stop
08:00 <faux> smd
08:00 <robot> sexual microphone devices
08:00 <faux> WRONG 
09:00 <robot> superior magnadoodle dongs?
09:00 <faux> shut up
09:00 <simba> etch-a-sketch
09:00 <faux> mm my burp tastes like parsley
09:00 <robot> snappy metro dresser
09:00 <faux> burpsley
09:00 <robot> KIK
10:00 <faux> KIK
10:00 <robot> :P
16:00 <simba> kik
16:00 <robot> wait
16:00 <robot> that app 'kik' is that called kik for that reasons?
17:00 <robot> reason
17:00 <simba> idk
17:00 <robot> is it supposed to be a funny typo of lol
17:00 <xm> it's Indonesian for "what's up?"
17:00 <xm> i know, im azn
17:00 <xm> an authority on such matters
18:00 <robot> also an authority on maths
18:00 <xm> and cruelty to animals
19:00 <couleurz> don't forget bad driving
20:00 <faux>  got rice bitch 
20:00 <robot> oh man.  it's so bad but, when i was in china i was in a bus with only 1 other car on this 12 lane highway
20:00 <robot> it was otherwise totally empty
20:00 <robot> the other car crashed
20:00 <robot> into the wall
20:00 <xm> lmao
21:00 <xm> what were you doing in China!
21:00 <xm> where you touring?
21:00 <robot> just passing through
21:00 <xm> Oh robot he play piano with such efficiency!
22:00 <robot> heh
27:00 <simba> possum magic
31:00 <couleurz> ;)
37:00 <couleurz> nearly bedtime u guys........
41:00 <simba> move it on up no chance of stopping
50:00 <xm> ice magic
52:00 <simba> rice tragic
54:00 <xm> thrice strategic
54:00 <faux> erin brokovich
54:00 <faux> oh
58:00 <simba> barry brocolli
00:00 <simba> steven bradbury
01:00 <faux> mayonegg
56:00 <doctor> hey twitterettes
57:00 <robot> doctor doctor
57:00 <robot> gimme the news
57:00 <doctor> it's cancer
58:00 <doctor> it's always cancer
59:00 <robot> night
14:00 <xm> doctor, im hearing voices. can you tell them off
14:00 <doctor> no! the voices are always right
14:00 <xm> is that why they sound female
15:00 <doctor> yeah, they're right even if they're wrong
25:00 <xm> i will just eat chocolate to shut them up
32:00 <xm> good night doctor. thanks for those script of *pam and *pine. i should wake up on Australia Day and be right back on IRC
08:00 <simba> Hey faux. How was your weekend?
53:00 <robot> hi
54:00 <faux> bye
41:00 <Cloud> mornin
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n’ freaks!! 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> I got my computer back! (YAY)
18:00 <couleurs> woo hoo !
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know, right
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> now i ave to install a bunch of stuff and things
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg SKYPE - i beti can’t remember my password lol 
21:00 <couleurs> ooer... some1 got a new macbook !!
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol yeah just a new hard drive
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> so, yeah kinda sorta ‘new'
21:00 <couleurs> ok
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways, tv series suggestions?
23:00 <couleurs> family guy, family ties, family matters, modern family
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm naw pass
28:00 <couleurs> :p
00:00 <couleurs> yea boi
38:00 <couleurs> u guys r boren n i h8 u atm
38:00 <couleurs> :p
42:00 <faux> COULEURS
43:00 <couleurs> yea boi
46:00 <couleurs> what up bro
47:00 <kelly19> hey hey
48:00 <couleurs> xDDD
51:00 <faux> the verdict!!!!!
51:00 <faux> how can 7 find him innocent and three guilty
51:00 <faux> wtf happened
51:00 <faux> im FuRiouS
53:00 <couleurs> rigged af xDD
57:00 <faux> lol
57:00 <grem> whats this
57:00 <faux> about to finish ep 9
58:00 <faux> brendan is talking more coherently
58:00 <faux> im confused
58:00 <faux> i think the glasses made him smarter
58:00 <faux> Making a murderer
58:00 <couleurs> Jail School better then Real School
58:00 <faux> probs
06:00 <Hanks> hi
15:00 <Hanks> Hi 
20:00 <faux> LMAO
20:00 <faux> hes so dumb 
20:00 <faux> do u know the difference between feet and yards
21:00 <faux> brendan: not rly
21:00 <faux> k
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
25:00 <Hanks> They are both imperial measurements
28:00 <faux> lol wtf
28:00 <simba> Lost In Space
28:00 <faux> "did you see on the tv where the alligator ate the girl"
29:00 <faux> WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> um....
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> *lost*
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler!
33:00 <TheRiddler> Kumusta
33:00 <TheRiddler> What's doin
33:00 <faux> lol watchin making a murderer
33:00 <faux> his mum is asking him why he didnt tell her right after it happened and hes like SEE ON TV THE ALLIGATOR ATE THE GIRL
33:00 <faux> oh ok
33:00 <faux> very relevant
33:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
34:00 <TheRiddler> Trying to learn about places here
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <Hanks> bloody thing
37:00 <Hanks> why wont time stamps work
38:00 <Hanks> .
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> finally watching making a murder 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> er
46:00 <TheRiddler> Bbl
54:00 <Hanks> .
59:00 <couleurs> watching making of a tiggierer
02:00 <TheRon> is this a bvb  thing?
03:00 <faux> thats fucking sickening
03:00 <faux> just watched ep 9
04:00 <faux> makes me so angry
04:00 <faux> fuck offfff
04:00 <Clarkson> You can fuck off anytime you please
08:00 <TheRon> i won bowls yesterday
18:00 <couleurs> BvB wonned 3-1
18:00 <couleurs> LFc wonned 5-4
19:00 <couleurs> Good Times.
19:00 <TheRon> BvB awesome
19:00 <TheRon> liverpool not so much
20:00 <couleurs> 8)
23:00 <couleurs> https://streamable.com/ikf1
23:00 <couleurs> ViNTaGe BvB
24:00 <TheRon> weak defence
24:00 <couleurs> and again
24:00 <couleurs> https://streamable.com/v7hl
25:00 <TheRon> offside!
26:00 <couleurs> could have been 4-1 or 5-1 they missed a few times... Unacceptable.
29:00 <couleurs> https://streamable.com/f76k
29:00 <couleurs> best bit
29:00 <couleurs> AH HAH HAH
29:00 <couleurs> lmao
33:00 <couleurs> russian commentators very funny :~)
37:00 <couleurs> ;)
37:00 <couleurs> :o
38:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx3s99FNXzI
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: LeAnn Rimes - Cant Fight The Moonlight (Official Music Video) Views: 6,809,822 Uploader: leannrimesofficial Uploaded: Nov 8, 2010 Duration: 3m48s Rating: 4.88
46:00 <couleurs> CRUSH..
46:00 <Matthew> don't copy
47:00 <couleurs> that floppy
51:00 <TheRon> I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend you could cut ties with all the lies that you've been living in 
56:00 <TheRon> she's still preoccupied with 1985
01:00 <Matthew> great year
04:00 <couleurs> :p
13:00 <couleurs> https://i.imgur.com/aYLPgPG.gifv
17:00 <couleurs> https://i.imgur.com/oOLX8FR.gifv
18:00 <couleurs> daym this nigga got skills
18:00 <Skirmish> Used to running from the police.
18:00 <TheRon> fuck the police
19:00 <simba> CRUSH...
20:00 <couleurs> don't copy
20:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx3s99FNXzI
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: LeAnn Rimes - Cant Fight The Moonlight (Official Music Video) Views: 6,812,858 Uploader: leannrimesofficial Uploaded: Nov 8, 2010 Duration: 3m48s Rating: 4.88
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> die
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> in
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> a fire
20:00 <doctor> I found a vid of couleurs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRpdIrq7Rbo
21:00 <simba> kate more like next!
21:00 <couleurs> Ah Yes, LeAnn's wonderful ballad from the hit movie: Cow Yo Tea Ugly.
21:00 <couleurs> thank u docter
22:00 <couleurs> kazoo me
22:00 <simba> you on kazoo
22:00 <doctor> cos ur my special friend
22:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ5dF4T1SZk
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Belinda Carlisle - Do You Feel Like I Feel? Views: 142,721 Uploader: diopside77 Uploaded: Sep 2, 2010 Duration: 4m11s Rating: 4.91
24:00 <couleurs> https://streamable.com/i5js
24:00 <couleurs> Matthew in da pink sox xDDD
25:00 <Matthew> disgusting
26:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/WJTbzJw.jpg
26:00 <doctor> and the black guy carries him off to rape him
26:00 <couleurs> HiSToRY RePEaTiNG
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> simba - suck my dick
28:00 <TheRon> you don't know where it's been
28:00 <doctor> suck on a bong
28:00 <faux> inside a cake
28:00 <faux> soab
28:00 <doctor> cake and cum
28:00 <simba> best celebrate ever
28:00 <Matthew> suck on a big ________
29:00 <doctor> 0_________o___________0
29:00 <simba> u ever seen a celebrate like that from manc scums no way lol #FootballBanter
29:00 <Matthew> we need to score to be able to celebrate
29:00 <Matthew> we still won last week though. can't change history.
29:00 <simba> broken glasses 2 the sequel
30:00 <couleurs> was match of the weak
30:00 <Matthew> the LA Lakers are so frustratingly SHITTT
31:00 <couleurs> imagine predicting 5-4 score line... could've won $1 million dollars
31:00 <TheRon> der
31:00 <TheRon> go spurs
31:00 <couleurs> it was FiFa 16 irl
32:00 <simba> lucas face lol
32:00 <TheRon> lucas neil?
32:00 <Matthew> it was a great victory for Liverpool in their pursuit of 6th place
32:00 <simba> ok Laker Boy lol
34:00 <TheRon> spurs gonna win it this season
34:00 <Matthew> vital 3 points
34:00 <simba> #Sports
35:00 <TheRon> i like my nba
36:00 <couleurs> NBA Sports. Its in the Game.
36:00 <simba> i like your nba 
37:00 <simba> Dude - This isn't the Balarat Public Park Toilets lol
38:00 <TheRon> you know the toilets are bad, even the bloke in the top hat on the door is going the fiddle
39:00 <Matthew> December 1991
39:00 <TheRon> ?
41:00 <simba> imagine if we get teixeira, i seen his goles on CL jeff stelling specials, its gonna be brasil 2 we already got scouse cafu #FootballBanter
42:00 <couleurs> ya shaktar shit
42:00 <couleurs> the brasil team in ukraine
42:00 <Koc-bloc-ker> teast
42:00 <couleurs> get pato 2
42:00 <simba> hope he wont be cup tied if we get him
43:00 <simba> fuk pato!!!!
43:00 <simba> we got firmito
43:00 <couleurs> don't need him now really, firmino is going ok
43:00 <couleurs> get rid of mignolet the shittiest keeper eva
44:00 <couleurs> so soft
44:00 <Matthew> mignolet? LOL
44:00 <Matthew> too right
44:00 <robot> sounds like some kind of gourmet mini steak
44:00 <simba> hes the liverpool the daily mail keeps slagging off
44:00 <simba> FYI
45:00 <Matthew> gourmet mini steak? more like SPUD
45:00 <couleurs> get manuel newer xDDD
45:00 <couleurs> and lewandorski
45:00 <Matthew> I packed him once on FIFA... good day
45:00 <couleurs> Team Complete.
45:00 <simba> agreeable
46:00 <couleurs> bring back xabi alonso from F1 team ferrari 2 next season #kloppzone
46:00 <Matthew> bring back Ian Rush
47:00 <TheRon> bring back james kelly
48:00 <Matthew> TheRon, if you manage to bring up Essendon or anything related to us again... I will seriously drive all the way out there to Ballarat and throw a brick through your window before proceeding to shove your dirty old bowls hat right up your arse
48:00 <TheRon> i only siad a name
48:00 <simba> don't you mean the Drug-Fuelled Cheaters? lol #FootballBanter #LongParagraphs
48:00 <TheRon> a great name
49:00 <TheRon> see simba i was trying not to say that
49:00 <simba> all you did was mention a Geelong legend
49:00 <TheRon> exactly
49:00 <simba> i think someones a ticking timebomb waiting for an excuse
49:00 <Matthew> YES WITH TE INSINUATION OF SOMETHING ELSE.
49:00 <TheRon> how can you get upset at that
49:00 <Matthew> THE *
49:00 <simba> i'm not sure, too much drama tele vision brain washing
50:00 <TheRon> completely harmless
50:00 <simba> tele vision programming changes your emotions
52:00 <simba> i'm jonathon simpkin
52:00 <TheRon> see another geelong legend
52:00 <simba> barry manilow
53:00 <TheRon> not so much
53:00 <TheRon> great songwriter though
53:00 <simba> george best
54:00 <TheRon> mark viduka
54:00 <couleurs> hairy kewl
55:00 <TheRon> paul okon
56:00 <TheRon> is mark bosnich still on the coke?
56:00 <simba> most days
57:00 <simba> seeing them pre game for the cup games at 6am is hilarious
57:00 <simba> try so hard not to look wrecked
57:00 <simba> buncha aussie drongos
57:00 <TheRon> what happens at xanadu stays at xanadu
59:00 <simba> i think chudat won xanadu
59:00 <TheRon> nah i think that was the battle of waterloo
00:00 <simba> his ice climbers tho
01:00 <simba> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/T98uKLWpl9E/hqdefault.jpg
01:00 <simba> thats Jurgen Klopp's son
01:00 <faux> LOL
01:00 <faux> @drivin tlg to ĺ
01:00 <faux> dnekxinx
01:00 <faux> drivinf to ballarat
01:00 <faux> wowee
02:00 <TheRon> i didn't even mention his team cronulla
02:00 <simba> lol
03:00 <simba> Hollywood LA, Drug Cheaters, Manc Scum, Cronulla
03:00 <simba> Good List
03:00 <faux> he supports your nrl team gus
03:00 <Matthew> just reading about Madonna being drunk on stage the other night
03:00 <faux> still gross
03:00 <Matthew> her custody battle must be really getting her down
04:00 <simba> isn't that normal
04:00 <TheRon> any concert in the last 30 years surely
04:00 <Matthew> she better not be pissed when she comes here... $499 down the drain if so
04:00 <faux> being drunk on stage will def help her cause
04:00 <Matthew> she was so bad she couldn't talk to audience
04:00 <Matthew> I want full Madge interaction
04:00 <faux> grossly 
04:00 <simba> luckily my breasts are small and humble so you dont confuse them.. with mountains
04:00 <faux> luckily
05:00 <Matthew> : /
05:00 <TheRon> no barnesy, 2 bottles of vodka before any performance
05:00 <couleurs> $499 down the drain already if you ask me, I mean it's Madonna Lol.
05:00 <Matthew> I listened to CRUSH yesterday .. was so good
06:00 <simba> you'd have to be Mad to listen to Mad onna
06:00 <faux> lol 
06:00 <Matthew> OH AHAHASHASHASDHASHHADSHADSHSDUHIEFSHFEHUK'
06:00 <faux> and sung ronan Keating on snap
06:00 <Matthew> so funnynbynynynyny
06:00 <faux> Excellent
07:00 <Matthew> i had a few drinks yesterday tbh ... but i had the weirdest dreams last night, think somebody spiked my drink
07:00 <TheRon> dropped some acid?
07:00 <faux> i had a weird dream too
07:00 <Matthew> i woke up on my friends couch and i thought two people just sat down and were watching me sleep but they got up when i woke up
07:00 <Matthew> (which is wrong)
08:00 <Matthew> and then i woke up thinking a cat had jumped on me
08:00 <Matthew> (again = wrong)
08:00 <TheRon> i had that dream where mr burns come flying through my window
08:00 <faux> lol
08:00 <faux> lmao
08:00 <faux> melxuosndx
08:00 <faux>  (again = wrong)
08:00 <Matthew> its better than having purple ponies running around my bed... but thats after some more harder shit lol
09:00 <TheRon> my little pony dreams again?
09:00 <Matthew> not sure. im the worst bed partner (not sexually, to sleep with)
10:00 <Matthew> i talk in my sleep and have weird dreams lol
10:00 <faux> i dont move
10:00 <faux> at all
10:00 <TheRon> you'd prefer a stallion in bed
11:00 <Matthew> my friend always insists i sleep with her (not sex, just in same bed) but then had the nerve to complain the next morning when i keep her up
11:00 <Matthew> told you. couch please.
11:00 <simba> alcohol makes you have weird dreams it doesnt need 2 be spiked for that
11:00 <TheRon> i hate when "friends" do that
12:00 <Matthew> this is the one i bought the smokes for
12:00 <faux> cool taking notes brb
12:00 <Matthew> ill finish story upon return
12:00 <simba> lol
15:00 <faux> yes
18:00 <Matthew> fuck I love Belinda Carlisle
18:00 <Clarkson> it's fucking horrible
18:00 <faux> lmao
22:00 <TheRon> i love the younger belinda
23:00 <Matthew> I love the Summer Rain, Heaven Is A Place On Earth, Do You Feel Like I Feel late 80s/early 90s Belinda
23:00 <TheRon> oh, i meant she was very doable
23:00 <faux> HIAPOE
23:00 <faux> DYFLIF
24:00 <Matthew> omfg strn
24:00 <TheRon> DILIGAF
24:00 <Matthew> YFSUFC
24:00 <TheRon> we beat the top team on the their home turf yesterday
25:00 <TheRon> which begs the question, what the fuck have we been doing for the rest of the season
25:00 <doctor> There is no summer rain, just rain
26:00 <doctor> rain to remind you to cry
26:00 <TheRon> why does it always rain on me?
27:00 <doctor> cos u no luv me no more
27:00 <TheRon> oh how i wish it would rain down
27:00 <TheRon> down on me
29:00 <TheRon> don't you go out in the rain
32:00 <TheRon> c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon now touch me babe can't you see that i am not afraid
33:00 <doctor> Oh Sally can wait
35:00 <TheRon> think about it, there must be higher love
36:00 <TheRon> steve winwood is underrated
41:00 <TheRon> australia day?
41:00 <TheRon> few beers, the barbie and some cricket?
41:00 <doctor> strayyy
41:00 <doctor> a
42:00 <Matthew> welcome back to the divine faux
42:00 <TheRon> a few cold chisel albums?
43:00 <TheRon> i don't see faux as bette midler
43:00 <Matthew> i DO TBH
44:00 <TheRon> i don't think see's the wind beneath my wings
44:00 <Matthew> i like to EXPERIENCE THE DIVINE with faux
45:00 <TheRon> hows that gonna work, you're gay
45:00 <Matthew> you are very rude.
45:00 <TheRon> what?
46:00 <Matthew> always referring to gayness
46:00 <simba> i'm gay
46:00 <TheRon> we know
46:00 <Matthew> old news there
47:00 <simba> owned
48:00 <simba> https://www.facebook.com/hugo.guidot/videos/10153211909136246/?pnref=story 
48:00 <Skirmish> Not available.
48:00 <simba> NaW
48:00 <Matthew> Sorry, this content isn't available at the moment The link you followed may have expired, or the Page may only be visible to an audience that you aren't in.
49:00 <faux> the Page
49:00 <simba> u gotta be friends with the best
49:00 <faux> ffff
49:00 <faux> my burn has scabbed
49:00 <faux> looks atrocious
49:00 <simba> NaW
49:00 <couleurs> Sorry, this content isn't available right now The link you followed may have expired, or the page may only be visible to an audience you're not in.
49:00 <Matthew> i don't want to go to work this week : (
49:00 <faux> shut upppp
49:00 <faux> me 2
49:00 <faux> o wait
49:00 <faux> ha he
49:00 <faux> heahehs
49:00 <faux> etc
49:00 <Matthew> but i get to see my little cherubs again
50:00 <faux> gross 
50:00 <simba> i bet u r
50:00 <Matthew> what is gross tbh
51:00 <simba> goatse
51:00 <TheRon> i'm the GOAT
51:00 <Matthew> just did a massive poo before now I feel totally cleansed
52:00 <faux> callinf them little cherubs 
52:00 <faux> is gross
52:00 <Matthew> nah. they're good kids tbh
53:00 <faux> ye ye
53:00 <Skirmish> Typing court reports for lazy cunts. Who wants to help?
53:00 <faux> me
53:00 <Matthew> do any of the court cases involve a skirmish or two ?
53:00 <doctor> little shits is what I call kids in a playful manner
53:00 <Skirmish> No skirmishs.
54:00 <TheRon> i avoid children's parties like the plague
54:00 <faux> how much u payin
54:00 <doctor> if they dont provide booze, they're not being considerate enough for you to go
54:00 <doctor> the kids will grow up to be drug addicts
55:00 <Skirmish> $0
56:00 <Matthew> feel like buying a new lacoste jacket brb
56:00 <TheRon> love me two times i've gone away
57:00 <doctor> I feel like sex but I aint going to get it
57:00 <simba> run away train never going back
58:00 <TheRon> would you like roxy's number?
58:00 <faux> RoXy
58:00 <simba> nah ill take quiksilvers lol
58:00 <TheRon> or jenny?
58:00 <TheRon> 9675 309
58:00 <simba> officer jenny
59:00 <faux> lol theron u so old
59:00 <TheRon> i know
59:00 <simba> hey thats rude
59:00 <faux> shut up simba
59:00 <faux> Just shut your Mouth
59:00 <simba> wow mean , nasty etc
59:00 <Skirmish> The internet is so brutal. A chick involved with #gamergate threw herself in front of a train and killed herself and now the internet is making train jokes.
59:00 <simba> drama
00:00 <doctor> theron is comfortable in his wrinkled liver-spotted skin
00:00 <simba> #gamergate
00:00 <faux> The Tasteless Gentleman. 
00:00 <faux> We laugh at everything.
00:00 <TheRon> i'm young by lawn bowls standards
00:00 <doctor> people make controversy out of nothing
00:00 <doctor> i hate the internet
00:00 <Matthew> GO MELBOURNE STARS
00:00 <faux> GO MELBOURNE STARS
01:00 <simba> what are melbourne stars
01:00 <simba> how many teams are you gonna follow until you find a good 1 lol
01:00 <Matthew> faux, enough
01:00 <faux> soz dad
01:00 <Matthew> that's fine, my little cherub
01:00 <TheRon> are the stars gonna be drug tested?
01:00 <simba> gross
02:00 <Matthew> nah, teacher voice would come in place right now...
02:00 <Matthew> "Umm... WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!? How dare you! Get out"
02:00 <Serenity> faux bring me wine
02:00 <Serenity> and cheese
02:00 <faux> i actualy have both
02:00 <faux> come oves
02:00 <Serenity> yummm
02:00 <TheRon> enough cheese here
02:00 <Matthew> camembert
03:00 <faux> fried camembert is heaven on earthquake 
03:00 <faux> -quake
03:00 <faux> lol.
03:00 <Serenity> ROFL
03:00 <Serenity> omg tho..
03:00 <Matthew> love it
03:00 <faux> its so good
03:00 <Serenity> i craving so hard today for everything
03:00 <TheRon> as good as crack?
03:00 <simba> cum on bert
03:00 <Clarkson> queer daffodil cunt
03:00 <simba> cant remembert
03:00 <Matthew> umm...
03:00 <simba> i am tom marvolo haloumi
03:00 <Matthew> language, please ... this is a PG rated show
04:00 <Serenity> i wanna make the biggest bowl of mash n smash it
04:00 <faux> are you hungover 
04:00 <faux> TUT TUR
04:00 <faux> T
04:00 <faux> sez my burn is scabby
04:00 <faux> it looks horridddddddddddd
04:00 <TheRon> billly don't you lose my number
04:00 <Serenity> yuck
04:00 <Serenity> burns heal the worst
04:00 <faux> Bio oiL
04:00 <faux> lol ur friends will eat me
04:00 <Serenity> hahah
05:00 <faux> OMGZ QUEUE DA 600 BIO OIL COMMENTS 
05:00 <TheRon> nothing dirty there
05:00 <faux> how bout u smd ty
05:00 <Serenity> rofl
05:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eu7z_yCbvE
05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Parent Teacher Interviews Views: 2,706 Uploader: superwog1 Uploaded: Jan 24, 2016 Duration: 3m31s Rating: 4.97
05:00 <faux> it actually worked for me lolll
05:00 <Serenity> its meant to be pre good
05:00 <TheRon> the rowan atkinson one?
05:00 <Serenity> i dont think it would help me my stretchies are from having lily theyre 11 years old ahah
06:00 <faux> which is why i suggested it
06:00 <faux> i will rub it on meself when the scabs disappear
06:00 <faux> swim in it
06:00 <doctor> bioflow
06:00 <TheRon> i think your child would be very different if you'd administered a few fatal beatings
06:00 <faux> it may help them fade
06:00 <faux> not disappear 
06:00 <faux> smaller ones will disappear 
06:00 <faux> for me anyway
06:00 <faux> and my scars
06:00 <faux> are foreskin 
06:00 <faux> LOL
06:00 <faux> goneski*
07:00 <doctor> scars sometimes do look a bit like foreskins
07:00 <faux> fffuuuuuccck u
07:00 <doctor> wb
07:00 <faux> ty
07:00 <Serenity> hella lag
07:00 <Serenity> mine are mostly faded its just the ones on my tummy that are inflamed due to the weight loss
08:00 <Serenity> it will die down eventually
08:00 <faux> 18:06] <@faux> smaller ones will disappear 
08:00 <faux> [18:06] <@faux> for me anyway
08:00 <faux> [18:06] <@faux> and my scars
08:00 <faux> [18:06] <@faux> are foreskin 
08:00 <faux> [18:06] <@faux> LOL
08:00 <Skirmish> I want to see the scabby burn. It could be herpes.
08:00 <faux> i meant goneski.. not foreski
08:00 <faux> n
08:00 <faux> um i dont hsve a pic of the scab
08:00 <faux> just the burn
08:00 <Skirmish> get to it.
09:00 <faux> smd
09:00 <TheRon> i've had the time of my life
09:00 <simba> don't wanna be an american idiot
09:00 <doctor> the more pus the better
09:00 <simba> pus in boots
09:00 <doctor> is that guy from greenday still a 40 year old emo?
10:00 <TheRon> simba and i have stuff in common
10:00 <TheRon> he likes pussycats and i like...............
10:00 <doctor> beer?
10:00 <TheRon> no
10:00 <doctor> lawn bowls?
11:00 <TheRon> not at all
11:00 <doctor> 80s australian rock?
11:00 <TheRon> not exactly
11:00 <doctor> oh i get it
12:00 <faux> Skirmish
12:00 <doctor> you sly dog you
12:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/QBcyRjy
12:00 <Skirmish> wot
12:00 <faux> that isthe burn
12:00 <Matthew> TheRon, are you married
12:00 <TheRon> just to my keg
14:00 <Skirmish> How did you do that?
14:00 <faux> sat on my hair straightener 
14:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <Skirmish> ouch.
14:00 <doctor> ouch
15:00 <doctor> dont do that
15:00 <faux> yah was death
15:00 <doctor> did you take sweet bloody vengence out on the straightener?
16:00 <faux> no i was scared of burning myself again 
17:00 <thestig> lolll
18:00 <doctor> you must restore your honor
18:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <faux> :-9
18:00 <faux> (
19:00 <Serenity> EHEE faux butt
19:00 <faux> shoosh u cant see my butt
19:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <Serenity> so can
19:00 <erlich> ive seen those sort of marks before, from paranormal videos of demons attacking humans. faux, have you been watching Charmed again???
20:00 <doctor> very healthy butt too I might add
20:00 <TheRon> does the butt make that squishee sound when you sit?
20:00 <faux> xm pls dont
20:00 <faux> .
20:00 <faux> what
20:00 <Serenity> woahh xm that was a horrible thing to say to faux hahahaha
20:00 <faux> i know
20:00 <Matthew> im scared of paranormal activity/
20:00 <faux> im scared lol
20:00 <erlich> Matthew: do you believe in that stuff tho?
20:00 <faux> told him i had a panic attack earlier
20:00 <faux> tells me im possesed
21:00 <faux> ty xm
21:00 <faux> lol
21:00 <Matthew> I do, yes
21:00 <TheRon> like essendon winning the premiership?
21:00 <erlich> i forgot
21:00 <Matthew> that's why I am a little scared
21:00 <doctor> demons only target those of value, so you can take comfort in that
21:00 <Serenity> PA movies areso bad
21:00 <erlich> Matthew: do you watch those American shows?
21:00 <Matthew> which ones...
21:00 <faux> LOL doctor
21:00 <faux> f u
21:00 <erlich> lmao doctor 
21:00 <TheRon> everybody wants to rule the owrld
22:00 <TheRon> world
22:00 <erlich> they want her #melb access
22:00 <faux> lol now im getting flooded w notices getting called fat
22:00 <faux> y so lame
22:00 <faux> Y
22:00 <TheRon> festicley plump
22:00 <Matthew> I did a Paranormal Activity marathon (all 5 or 6?) a few months ago ... now I can't even walk through the 'Horror' section at JB without shitting myself
22:00 <TheRon> festively plump
22:00 <doctor> probably some fat sweaty neckbeard who's feeling terrible about themselves again
23:00 <faux> i didnt know there were that many
23:00 <faux> i thought there were 3
23:00 <faux> im def behind
23:00 <Matthew> nah 5 or 6 ... the latter ones are the scariest
23:00 <faux> eep
23:00 <faux> i think ivr only seen 3
23:00 <TheRon> i have to move my head a bit but i can still see my penis
23:00 <faux> maybe even 2
23:00 <doctor> I dont tend to get frightened anymore
23:00 <Matthew> it's good to watch them all in order though because they are all linked in a very clever one
23:00 <Matthew> way*
24:00 <Serenity> wow notices? really?
24:00 <doctor> if something wants to kill me I say try it, can't beat fate
24:00 <doctor> what happens happens
24:00 <faux> those ones scare me cos theyre like more "realistic"
24:00 <faux> unlike dumb gory monster crap
24:00 <Clarkson> long as shit
25:00 <TheRon> i still say aliens is the scariest movie ever
25:00 <TheRon> i think it's that motion sensor thing
25:00 <doctor> if a ghost decides to kill you it was always meant to happen, but after you die at least the playing field would be leveled
25:00 <faux> yeah sez
26:00 <Serenity> thats beyond lame
26:00 <faux> the nick was LOLLLLLL or something i didnt count tje L's lol
26:00 <Matthew> I cry during Home Alone so my taste in movies should be ignored
26:00 <faux> theyve stopped now
26:00 <doctor> Matthew, that is disturbing
27:00 <TheRon> home and away seems like chilp porn
27:00 <Serenity> whoever it is is just lame lol
27:00 <faux> chilp
27:00 <faux> agreed
27:00 <erlich> maybe if a ghost decides to kill you, it is only doing so so it will have a friend in its own dimension
27:00 <doctor> My sympathies
27:00 <faux> leave me fat outta dis
27:00 <doctor> could be erlich 
27:00 <faux> im injured
27:00 <Matthew> I love when Kevin is reunited with his family
27:00 <Matthew> gets me every time
27:00 <TheRon> ahh push it
27:00 <simba> Kevin!!!!!!!
27:00 <TheRon> push it real good
27:00 <doctor> could be your one and only love trying to bring you over to them to spend an eternity of infinite bliss
28:00 <faux> ok i need to finish this show 
28:00 <faux> i haee 45 mins left
28:00 <faux> have
28:00 <doctor> wuthering heights style
28:00 <TheRon> great song
28:00 <erlich> one must take the leap (off the cliff) to be reunited in an eternity with our soul mate
28:00 <doctor> beautiful love story
28:00 <Matthew> one of those rare movie series where the second installment (lost in New York) is superior to the original
29:00 <simba> Objective.
29:00 <Matthew> it is
29:00 <Matthew> but my opinion...
29:00 <TheRon> climbing up on salsbury hill
29:00 <couleurs> u got 2 b kidden me
29:00 <doctor> my opinion is objective fact
29:00 <simba> I like the third most. Charming reboot.
29:00 <Matthew> when the iPhone 6 came out a couple of years ago, I was very anti-plus ... the bigger version
30:00 <Matthew> then I got a 6S Plus and prefer big now
30:00 <Matthew> my opinion changed.
30:00 <TheRon> that's what she said
30:00 <simba> my staunch stance on different iphone 6 models rocked the country
30:00 <doctor> can u watch porn on it?
30:00 <Matthew> thats the whole point of the bigger screen
32:00 <doctor> i like to leave some room for the imagination, so I only watch porn with midgets on the smaller screen
32:00 <TheRon> you too?
33:00 <Matthew> love John Stamos
33:00 <doctor> yeah i like to pretend they're little people having sex on my giant flabby body
33:00 <Clarkson> that cunt has been asking for ppls postcodes since forever
34:00 <Matthew> 3040
34:00 <Matthew> oh... what...
34:00 <doctor> RIP Netz
35:00 <doctor> died in the great thewjm schism that rocked austnet
35:00 <TheRon> do you fuck on first dates, does your dad own a brewery?
35:00 <Clarkson> i wanna do that shit
38:00 <Matthew> kewl
40:00 <erlich> the larger iPhone screens are so you can IRC in public, such as on public transport, and have everyone see how witty and clever you are
41:00 <Matthew> not sure who does that.... but a. I don't use public transport (unless it's a cab) & b. I don't have any IRC platform on my phone
42:00 <faux> lmao
43:00 <erlich> well you can always use a large screen to show off your old girly music videos from YouTube and move around like a sassy black bitch
43:00 <Matthew> yes, yes I can
43:00 <Matthew> and I do this... regularly
47:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gXU5-UKctE
47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Discuss 'Full House' Views: 3,786,969 Uploader: TheEllenShow Uploaded: Apr 25, 2014 Duration: 2m43s Rating: 4.94
47:00 <simba> *yawn*
48:00 <TheRon> zoot suit riot, throw back a bottle of beer
48:00 <couleurs> I agree with Matthew. Home Alone was good but the iPhone 6S Plus sequel was far superior to the original.
49:00 <TheRon> i'd take archie thompson over home and away
50:00 <erlich> yes, and the iPhone 6S Plus sequel was far edgier than the Samsung S6 alternative ending 
50:00 <Matthew> I'd take Mary Kate over Ashley
50:00 <TheRon> i'd take all three
51:00 <Matthew> 6S Plus is the best phone on the market.
51:00 <erlich> would you spend more of your time on John Stamos?
51:00 <Matthew> John Stamos circa 1990 ... yes
51:00 <Matthew> John Stamos circa 2016 ... no
52:00 <TheRon> Matthew: just so i'm clear, you'll sleep with both sexes?
52:00 <Matthew> absolutely
52:00 <couleurs> everybody
52:00 <erlich> is gonna die
52:00 <Matthew> fabulous
53:00 <couleurs> vaness amarossi 
54:00 <Matthew> http://cache3.asset-cache.net/gc/75795245-john-stamos-and-paula-abdul-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=R4V%2FQay2ANwpmCZhkZDSEhOPSg4JFna0hSezVPJ%2BUCHRbyXTpwMdNJApsA8TxkTs9n7mU1%2FbYvovq4v8Iwg%2B%2Bg%3D%3D
54:00 <TheRon> i'm thinking of taking up cycling
54:00 <TheRon> i'm bike curious
55:00 <couleurs> Lovely 80's big pumped up shoulder jackets. 
55:00 <Matthew> July 1990 with Paula Abdul
55:00 <TheRon> you were the cat?
57:00 <Matthew> meow
02:00 <couleurs> December 2015 with iPhone 6S Plus
02:00 <couleurs> who wore it better?
02:00 <Matthew> oh shut up
02:00 <couleurs> teehee
05:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrnZv7fHGSE
05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 1978 Little River Band - Lady Views: 426,104 Uploader: TheVideoExchange Uploaded: Jul 16, 2012 Duration: 4m52s Rating: 4.91
08:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOwHJZtLgZ8
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Madonna on the Arsenio Hall Show (1990, full original appearance) Views: 335,135 Uploader: dpallen Uploaded: Oct 21, 2011 Duration: 30m2s Rating: 4.65
08:00 <TheRiddler> Kumusta
08:00 <TheRon> footscary got any top ups yet?
08:00 <TheRiddler> Changing hotel
08:00 <TheRiddler> On Wednesday
09:00 <TheRiddler> Instead of next week 
09:00 <TheRon> doesn't seem fair, essendon fucked up
09:00 <TheRiddler> Because this hotel is pretty bad... Well the location is
10:00 <TheRiddler> And all friends friends are there
10:00 <TheRon> not enough hookers?
10:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
11:00 <simba> wake me up inside - cant wake up
11:00 <TheRiddler> Friend just wants to hang with friends
11:00 <simba> follow me @TheRiddler for all my Holiday updates
11:00 <TheRon> she's like the wind in my dreams
12:00 <Matthew> is there an Instagram account I can follow?
13:00 <couleurs> follow me @PhillipSexTour for all the behind the scenes updates and Exclusive Content
13:00 <erlich> and the petition to get get TheRiddler out of jail
13:00 <TheRon> anybody else realise patrick swayze can't sing?
13:00 <erlich> -get
13:00 <Matthew> Madonna is so hot in this interview
13:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
14:00 <TheRon> the "it wasn't me i swear" defence will work anywhere
21:00 <simba> Madonna is divine.
23:00 <Matthew> she is with Arsenio
23:00 <TheRon> very classy
24:00 <Matthew>  MADONNA  First Blood Madonna landed some low blows on Hall’s show in May, teasing him about his supposed breakup with pop star Paula Abdul. ”I want to know how it feels to be dumped for John Stamos,” she jabbed. She also said his hairstyle was ”tired” and suggested he and Eddie Murphy were lovers.
24:00 <Matthew> Counter-Strike Hall retorted with lame insults about Madonna’s jewelry and insinuations about her relationship with comedian Sandra Bernhard.
24:00 <Matthew> eww!!
25:00 <simba> Arsene Madonna
25:00 <couleurs> #entertainment #tonight #with #Matthew 
27:00 <thestig> madonna and her leather skin
28:00 <Matthew> "hiiii I'm Mary Hart and welcome to E.T"
28:00 <erlich> i just saw Sandra Bernhard's pix :O
29:00 <couleurs> Mary Hart the Extra Terrestrial. Confirmed. #reptile people
30:00 <Matthew> she's horrible isn't she ?
31:00 <Matthew> Looks like Sandra's got a bone to pick with Madge!  Last month, Sandra Bernhard went on The Wendy Williams Show to talk about her former friendship with Madonna, and why it ended.  Guess Sandra really is bitter, cause since then, she's been saying some less-than-flattering things about the pop star.  Here's what she's said about the status of her relationship
31:00 <simba> horrible horrible
32:00 <Matthew> "[We] don't speak anymore. I keep my friends my whole life, but Madonna feels differently."
32:00 <TheRon> i'd still rather have a beer
32:00 <simba> Beer, Footy, Cricket, Mates
32:00 <TheRon> nothing better
32:00 <Matthew> Ouch. And here's what she had to say about Madge's ex Jesus Luz:
32:00 <Matthew> "I'm not sure how involved she is with these young boys. She has four kids at home."
33:00 <TheRon> add strippers to that
33:00 <simba> Wow.
34:00 <TheRon> downtown!
34:00 <Matthew> Sandra is just a jealous bitch
34:00 <TheRon> she getting old
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
35:00 <robot> cunce
35:00 <couleurs> Sandra Bullock <3
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah naw… 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> Keanu reeves = winning
36:00 <TheRon> rebel rebel, you've torn your dress
37:00 <simba> Keanut = Epic Win.
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> glad you agree 
39:00 <Matthew> whatever happened to predictability? the milkman, the paper boy, evening TV...
39:00 <TheRon> anybody get a bit teary when bowie died?
40:00 <TheRon> simba. taking it to the streets
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i just listened to some of his music 
41:00 <simba> its still there: upgrading iphones, same news, 9-5
41:00 <Matthew> simba loves Bowie
41:00 <faux> who needs womans weekly when we have matthew
41:00 <TheRon> a few nutters when overboard
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <Matthew> I actually read that today lol
41:00 <Matthew> great story on Rebecca Gibney
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lord!
42:00 <Matthew> and I read about Belinda Carlisle in WHO weekly
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> if i want to read trash, i love that’s life and take 5
42:00 <Matthew> so a great afternoon of reading pleasure
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> FULL of trashy stories
42:00 <TheRon> Maurice: was inconsolable when bowie died
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m sure she was
42:00 <Maurice> She really wasn't
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <TheRon> that seems hard to believe
43:00 <Matthew> yes but they are more REAL LIFE stories with Cheryl from Campbelltown & Denise from Dee Why
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wonder if you can get bowie vibrators
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m googing that
43:00 <Matthew> I prefer celebrity stories
43:00 <simba> Maurice didnt bat an eyelid when her lifelong pet cat was run over in front of her
43:00 <simba> stone cold steve maurice
43:00 <Maurice> Only because that never happened
43:00 <TheRon> lol nice
44:00 <Maurice> I was more upset over animal from the muppets than bowie
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:00 <TheRon> get around round round i get around
44:00 <Matthew> gotta piss brb
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
47:00 <TheRon> thank you being a friend
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/whats-going-on-here?bffb&utm_term=.fu2jj4bbM#.qfD77wggB
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> why does the horse have hands? I’m slightly alarmed!
51:00 <Matthew> never fear. i have returned.
52:00 <simba> who are u
52:00 <Matthew> Madonna Louise Ciccone
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you’d be comfortable with madge? or Mazza?
56:00 <simba> Mickelstein D?
56:00 <Matthew> no. first name only... Madonna, like Cher.
56:00 <Matthew> if Cher can be referred to PURELY by first name... so can I
57:00 <simba> is that why you chose Mattfew
57:00 <simba> I am the most important Matthew.
57:00 <Matthew> yes, JJ
58:00 <simba> that guys power rangers bulk collection is ending tonight
58:00 <simba> hes not gonna sell it
58:00 <simba> prob the 77th cycle
58:00 <Matthew> it's just not a good time to sell tbh
58:00 <Matthew> i've actually never seen that seller, from geelong
58:00 <Matthew> i do look from time to time
58:00 <simba> when do the power rangers collectors have the cash to burn
58:00 <Matthew> after Christmas... poor dollar conversion rate ($US) at the moment... I am holding at the moment
59:00 <simba> Autumn months they are rabit
59:00 <simba> rabid
59:00 <Matthew> I am in completely no rush to sell mine. They are in mint condition and ready to... one day...
00:00 <simba> i'll take it
00:00 <Doodle> i feel the same about my celebrity pube collection
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg!
00:00 <Doodle> so far i only have daryl somers tho
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol - booo
00:00 <Doodle> oh and trevor marmalade
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i thought you may have fashioned a murkin
00:00 <Matthew> they are not 'celebrities'
00:00 <Doodle> not enough hairs
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s dissapointing !
01:00 <Matthew> wouldn't pay $2 for that
01:00 <unfuture> selllebritish
01:00 <Doodle> u just dont know quality
02:00 <Matthew> if the celebrity pube collection actually contained REAL celebrities... like Madonna, Zac Efron, Olsen Twins, Bob Saget, Justin Bieber, Cher, Orlando Bloom etc ... then I would consider buyinh
02:00 <Matthew> buying*
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
03:00 <Doodle> dont be silly the olsen twins dont eat enough food for their bodies to produce pubes
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> no comment 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ doodle
03:00 <Doodle> they are so undernourished they havent actually hit puberty yet
03:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> Matthew I'll send you my Pubes for Free :P
04:00 <Matthew> Madonna would wax hers, Zac would have a few, Ashley/Mary Kate would have nothing, Bob Saget I love but he creeps me out and don't want to think about it, Bieber = proof he does and he is yum, Cher = lol, Orlando Bloom... mmm
04:00 <Doodle> Madonnas pubes were lost forever in a pyrotechnics accident in 1983
04:00 <Doodle> thats why her crotch is so gristly
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <Matthew> you can chuck Warren Beatty in there as well
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> cher hasn’t had pubes since the 80’s due to her too many face lifts
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> what pubes she did have ended up as her moe
05:00 <simba> Mad Doona 
05:00 <Doodle> she couldnt wear her favourite bit of string if she had pubes
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> if i could turn back time
05:00 <Doodle> humping a battle cruiser
05:00 <Matthew> you  can add Mario Lopez to that pube list as well
05:00 <Doodle> lol mario lopez 
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
06:00 <Doodle> are we just naming random washed up celebrities
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
06:00 <Matthew> oh ohhh and Mark-Paul Gosselaar
06:00 <Doodle> about the only person you've mentioned who is at the top of their game it shames me to say is bieber
06:00 <Matthew> HOT! HOT! HOT!!!
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> travis fimmel!
06:00 <Doodle> the rest are has beens
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> keanu reeves
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> brad fucking pitt even if he is over 9000
06:00 <Skirmish> Ragnar!!
06:00 <Clarkson> u fucking mutt
06:00 <couleurs> who's mark-paul gosselaar, sounds made up.....
07:00 <Doodle> lol
07:00 <Matthew> google him 
07:00 <Doodle> dont
07:00 <Matthew> loved him... 15-20 years ago
07:00 <Doodle> screech>zach
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> no!
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is so washed up 
07:00 <Doodle> lolol
07:00 <Matthew> http://www.newsmax.com/Newsmax/files/38/382ae74b-83e0-497d-8edf-87ab93780272_596_600.jpg
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck
07:00 <Doodle> dont google him Matthew will do it for you
07:00 <couleurs> oh the blonde guy from saved from the bell
08:00 <couleurs> thank u
08:00 <couleurs> i thought his name was zack irl
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> next it will be keith richards 
08:00 <Matthew> pretty sure Madonna has none:
08:00 <Matthew> https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7795/17290169636_4b43e96959_b.jpg
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> back in the 90’s sure
09:00 <Matthew> actually i take that back..
09:00 <Matthew> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vb7IPpRI-FQ/UskgE64BOzI/AAAAAAAAS90/cFDrW350-YM/s1600/1992+Steven+Meisel+Sex+Book+%28page+90%29+bw+3230+X+4135++5+MB+preview+400.jpg
09:00 <Doodle> http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Madonna+Kicks+Off+Sticky+Sweet+Tour+Cardiff+vo3p48-Cp_Al.jpg
09:00 <Doodle> vomit
09:00 <couleurs> Wow, NSFW tag that one.
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> she probably just had her sex change
10:00 <Doodle> she should be at home crocheting fishnets for her daughter
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://theslnaturist.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/madonna-naked-pictures-40.jpg
10:00 <Doodle> nope
11:00 <Matthew> jesus... Amazon Rainforest there
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> hiding her dick
12:00 <Matthew> http://dollypythonvintage.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130603-114023.jpg
12:00 <Matthew> ^ NSFW
12:00 <Matthew> but she oozes sex
12:00 <unfuture> kates_bush
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah tha was for the sexbook 
13:00 <Matthew> her behaviour has refined, slightly
13:00 <Matthew> she always pushed the boundaries... that's why I love her
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya she is ok
15:00 <couleurs> she was cool when she had nice tits
15:00 <couleurs> 80s-90s
15:00 <couleurs> now she is older than rocks
16:00 <Matthew> I am seeing her in March .. she will be amazing
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> obv.
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ couleurs 
17:00 <Doodle> [20:12] <Matthew> but she oozes sex
17:00 <Clarkson> he just doesnt give a fuck
17:00 <Doodle> i bet she oozes more than that
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/  
18:00 <Matthew> no woman has ever sold more music than her
18:00 <Matthew> that speaks volumes. love or hate her.
19:00 <unfuture> didn't she make a porn 2?
19:00 <Skirmish> Madonna is trans. Again proving that men pretending to be women are better at everything when compared to women.
19:00 <Matthew> she released a Sex book ... which required her to be involved in porn
20:00 <Matthew> so you could make a case for that, unfuture
20:00 <unfuture> rite
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> “which required her”
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah pretty sure she wanted to do it…
21:00 <Matthew> she made it
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> because… she WANTED to....
21:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfS98KLR6DU
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Madonna being a bitch Views: 291,806 Uploader: thepinkgrapefruit Uploaded: Apr 23, 2007 Duration: 0m29s Rating: 4.52
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> that’s me if it’s over 20 degrees lol 
22:00 <unfuture> she wanted to get sum cork on board
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s not all about cock…. 
23:00 <faux> who are you and what have you done with kate
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <Matthew> kate is wonderful tbh
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah, i’m over the cock at this point in my life 
24:00 <unfuture> lol
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> the husband is obsolete  
24:00 <Matthew> welcome Zade
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i’ll become A sexual for about 12 month
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> then have a huge cock binge 
25:00 <unfuture> u mean vegan
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you internet! <3 
25:00 <unfuture> no meat
25:00 <unfuture> carrots
25:00 <unfuture> cucumber
25:00 <unfuture> etc
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> carrot….. what the fuck would i do with a carrot- you want girth honey
25:00 <Matthew> kate and i are going to release our own SEX book
25:00 <unfuture> so cucumber then
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
25:00 <Zade> hello Matthew
26:00 <Matthew> bestseller $$$
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, redo madonna’s sex book
26:00 <Matthew> we will need the help of simba as well
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, he would be a cunt to work with
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
26:00 <Clarkson> I seen a type of flower that looked a bit like a vagina
27:00 <simba> SEX infront of the CHILDREN
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, no.
27:00 <simba> i'm fantastic in a work environment
27:00 <simba> i have leadership qualities
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, doubt that. next.
27:00 <Matthew> simba does have a bit of 'high maintenance' about him ...
27:00 <simba> look kate i'll be blunt what you doubt is irrelevent
27:00 <Matthew> but I'd like him in some of the SEX scenes
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’ll be blunt - oh no… please don’t be. Break it to me gently !
28:00 <faux> lolllllll
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck my cock
28:00 <simba> stop being so serious the book isnt even happening
28:00 <Clarkson> i want some boobs
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> what!
28:00 <Matthew> simba would require his own trailer with Evian chilled at 2.3 degrees and teal to be painted on all walls
29:00 <simba> to write a book?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> for the past 10 minutes I threw my heart and soul into the idea of making a sex book with a gay dude from irc 
29:00 <Matthew> for the illustrations!!!
29:00 <Matthew> LOLLLLL
29:00 <Matthew> don't shatter the DREAM
29:00 <simba> omg kate has lost it
29:00 <unfuture> 2 things that control the world https://www.facebook.com/bogdannicolai/photos/a.333033436730907.83747.321342121233372/1065376640163246/?type=3
29:00 <Matthew> no she hasn't. she is fantastic. unless some dumb cunts with no imagination or sense of humour.
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> genitals and money
29:00 <Matthew> unlike*
30:00 <simba> omg matt has lost it 2
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes!
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> since that has been established
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> back to the sex book
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> laminated pages?
30:00 <simba> next topic: Fish.
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> fish….. 
30:00 <simba> fish.....
30:00 <Matthew> BETTE DAVIS. we love you. ladies with an attitude... fellas that were in the mood... don't just stand there, let's get to it
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.funs.co.uk/files/fp/147.gif
31:00 <faux> gay
31:00 <faux> sosogay
31:00 <unfuture> fishlipz
31:00 <Clarkson> so you can play some shit online
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> want some granted FANNY!
31:00 <simba> CRUSH...
31:00 <simba> STEENZ...
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> question - why is madonna a gay icon?
31:00 <faux> yes jonathon how can i help u
31:00 <Matthew> never ever sending you any SCs again
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> like, i don’t get it
31:00 <Matthew> if you tease me so much
31:00 <simba> just saying ur name FUCK
33:00 <faux> kh
33:00 <faux> oh
33:00 <faux> alright
33:00 <faux> carry on
33:00 <simba> STEENZ...
34:00 <Matthew> CRUSH
34:00 <simba> STAB...
35:00 <Matthew> : /
40:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK98XzEM97Y
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Patrice O'Neal Elephant In The Room Uncensored Unedited Views: 917,544 Uploader: J'ache TruG Uploaded: Sep 1, 2014 Duration: 77m12s Rating: 4.85
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.babybunting.com.au/boori-urbane-bassinet-english-oak-2.html <— so i can go to office works and save $200 bucks :|
00:00 <simba> The Tasteless Gentlemen.
00:00 <unfuture> tomato sleuth
01:00 <Matthew> my mum loves baby bunting, Kate
01:00 <Matthew> so annoying
01:00 <faux> leozzozlolol
02:00 <unfuture> egg n bacon carousel
03:00 <simba> speedmaster man on the fucken moon
04:00 <unfuture> went fo a walk, got a ciggy
05:00 <Matthew> one ciggy? one cigarette? one smoke? ... you can actually purchase only one?
05:00 <Picard> ello
05:00 <unfuture> nooooo
05:00 <simba> one cigarette? just 1? 1 smoke? 1 of them?
05:00 <unfuture> I asked fo a cigg
05:00 <unfuture> n got 1
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> povo much
05:00 <Matthew> oh so you didn't buy them...
06:00 <Picard> Matthew how are u?
06:00 <unfuture> no
06:00 <Matthew> I am superb, Picard, how are you?
06:00 <unfuture> supah dupah
06:00 <Picard> im ok
07:00 <simba> im ok
07:00 <Matthew> Picard, how do you send like a private message that isn't a PM
07:00 <Matthew> like one that just appears on screen
07:00 <unfuture> slash notice
08:00 <simba> why would u ask Picard he only knows how 2 drug horses
08:00 <British^Meat> lol
08:00 <British^Meat> and flood chans
09:00 <simba> he used to just spam people manually until i taunted him enough for pollock to tell him about /timer
09:00 <British^Meat> lol
09:00 <British^Meat> classic
09:00 <simba> we laugh about it now, over a cold TEDs Lite
09:00 <Serenity> Matthew /notice Matthew dongs
10:00 <simba> hi Serenity
11:00 <Matthew> thank you so much, Serenity
11:00 <Serenity> it worked
12:00 <Matthew> have some technical difficulties at the moment
12:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/sBnZlmm
13:00 <unfuture> so I found sum incence n a potato in the kitchen, stabbed the incence in zah potato n lit it
13:00 <simba> genius
13:00 <faux> great ty
13:00 <British^Meat> http://giphy.com/gifs/LONF6G3PEtECQ
13:00 <Zade> hello Picard
14:00 <simba> incence stick + potato = no need 4 an expensive incence holder, plus chips later when it runs out
14:00 <Matthew> how has your weekend been, Serenity ?
14:00 <Matthew> welcome to `Madman
14:00 <Serenity> yeh pretty good actually, you?
15:00 <Matthew> yes, very refreshing/relaxing/cruisy
16:00 <Serenity> awes
21:00 <simba> CRUISE...
21:00 <Matthew> who is Beagle Beagleberg?
21:00 <simba> me on skype
23:00 <Picard> what did i miss
23:00 <Picard> should i scroll, and was it all shit?
23:00 <faux> not teh ugly stick thats for sure
23:00 <Matthew> Picard, how do you send a message to you
23:00 <faux> bebejajeaja
23:00 <Matthew> plus... who is Beagle Beagleberg?
23:00 <Picard> ,/notice Picard .......
23:00 <faux> why
23:00 <Picard> without the , 
24:00 <Matthew> it just doesn't work on here
24:00 <faux> v informative ty picard
24:00 <faux> irc101 w Picard 
24:00 <Serenity> /notice Matthew picards a massive homosexual.
24:00 <Picard> fuck up faux
24:00 <faux> that was unnecessarily rude
24:00 <Serenity> /notice faux lets eat
24:00 <Picard> i dont find your sarcasm amusing faux
25:00 <faux> hnnggg
25:00 <faux> shut up beetroot head
25:00 <Matthew> what are these e-cigarettes all about?
25:00 <faux> wb Monique
25:00 <faux> smoking online
25:00 <Devil_Girl> Thanks, but I never left
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> they are mostly for gays
25:00 <Clarkson> But the fevers gonna catch you when the bitch get back
26:00 <Matthew> or electronic cigarettes
26:00 <faux> oh
26:00 <Matthew> I saw some 12 and 13 year olds today outside IGA with them
26:00 <Matthew> little shits
26:00 <Picard> pmsl
26:00 <Matthew> is this legal?
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> hood rats
27:00 <Matthew> Picard, did you get my link?
27:00 <Picard> yes
27:00 <Matthew> good
27:00 <Picard> really>
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> in what universe would a 13 yr old think an e-cig is bad ass
27:00 <Picard> ?
27:00 <Matthew> in the northern suburbs
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, not even in the northern burbs
27:00 <Serenity> its legal providing the juice doesnt have nicotein in it i spose
28:00 <simba> we live in australia plenty of kids are smoking in their early teens
28:00 <Matthew> Serenity there was smoke exiting the electronic cigarettes
29:00 <Matthew> I didn't like it. 
29:00 <Serenity> its vapour
29:00 <Matthew> I thought it was unbecoming and just unnecessary
29:00 <Serenity> i dont really get why kids would be smoking them, theyre to aid people to quit mostly
30:00 <Matthew> I will have a word to them next time that what they are doing is just not cool...
30:00 <Matthew> that's why I asked in here... i just don't know enough about them
30:00 <Doodle> i'll visit u in hospital
30:00 <simba> that will go down well
30:00 <Matthew> i know the kids doing it, Doodle
30:00 <Matthew> they will listen to me
31:00 <Trevor> plz call 13 11 14
31:00 <Trevor> kthnx
31:00 <Serenity> my ex vapes, and he has a hipster beard... he looks proper gay
31:00 <Clarkson> fuckup queerant you stupid bitch
31:00 <Matthew> : /
31:00 <Doodle> r u like michelle pfeiffer in dangerous minds Matthew
31:00 <simba> lol, vaping is kind of hipster vegan gay
31:00 <Doodle> educating the cool kids
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ serenity - the e-cig would totes seal the gay look
31:00 <Matthew> good movie that one
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> it just looks so… lame… and annoying
32:00 <Serenity> its cheaper than cigs i guess
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> and some of the e-cigs look fucking huge
32:00 <Picard> lol "i know your Muslim, but merry christmas anyway" 
32:00 <faux> thanks
32:00 <Doodle> i used my ecig to quit cigarettes
32:00 <Doodle> i have it here in a drawer
32:00 <Picard> who the fuck made that?
32:00 <Serenity> i used mine after id quit when i was drinking
32:00 <Matthew> i would love to know where these juveniles get access to such things
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it the size of a dick doodle?
33:00 <Doodle> ebay
33:00 <Doodle> no
33:00 <Moke> No no no
33:00 <Serenity> anywhere they want lol
33:00 <Doodle> its the size of a cigarette
33:00 <Moke> Like PHIL Gould the fat cunt
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah… sure!
33:00 <Devil_Girl> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12541102_1508657639437848_5276354959778520819_n.jpg?oh=08c967455db735e6151fa73fad9dbe54&oe=572DC873
33:00 <simba> New Brunswick
33:00 <Moke> Do u even lift?
33:00 <Moke> Devil girl
33:00 <Moke> Wtc
33:00 <Matthew> I first saw one late last year when I was leaving work and there were teens with them behind the shops
33:00 <Moke> Wtf how did u post that
33:00 <Matthew> and then again today... very distressing
33:00 <Devil_Girl> With my fingers?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwpNtK9-k_g <— imagine walking around the street with that e-cig
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Worlds Biggest E-CIG! Views: 5,788 Uploader: Robert Kelly Uploaded: Jan 29, 2010 Duration: 1m40s Rating: 1.76
34:00 <Serenity> kids will be kids
34:00 <Moke> Answer my question u slut
34:00 <British^Meat> lol
34:00 <Serenity> i was smoking real ciggies at 12/13 lol so in the scheme of things a vape aint that bad
35:00 <Devil_Girl> Eat a dick you cunt
35:00 <Moke> U eat a dick u whore
35:00 <Clarkson> one mans cock is another mans plaything
35:00 <Devil_Girl> Ok
35:00 <Serenity> she pasted the link like a normal fucking person
35:00 <Matthew> by the way... I really love miserable dogs that only contribute to a conversation when it is to put somebody down/claim their superiority through heterosexualism/swear and carry on like complete geese
35:00 <Moke> Fucking I'll bash u in the head cunt
35:00 <Serenity> calm the hell down
35:00 <Clarkson> Dominated by fucking Asians.
35:00 <Devil_Girl> Lol
35:00 <Matthew> I genuinely didn't know what they were. So I asked.
35:00 <Moke> She pasted a link
35:00 <Moke> It shows the image
35:00 <Moke> Like in my fucking window
35:00 <Clarkson> read a mother fucking book
35:00 <British^Meat> r u new to the internet?
35:00 <Devil_Girl> How is that my fault
35:00 <Serenity> am i the miserable dog?
35:00 <Serenity> im confused
35:00 <Matthew> not at all
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
36:00 <Matthew> you were very helpful
36:00 <Picard> Matthew, breathe lad
36:00 <Serenity> oh phew
36:00 <Matthew> the 2 dickheads who jumped in straight after
36:00 <Moke> Devil girl want to smoke a ciggie with me
36:00 <simba> thats romantic 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> right….
37:00 <Moke> Romantic
37:00 <Moke> Simba
37:00 <simba> smoke it on both ends like the lady and the tramp and the spaghetti
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> and down a case of UDL’s
37:00 <Moke> Do u buy records man
37:00 <simba> i set records mate
37:00 <Moke> I just started
37:00 <Moke> I got Doris on vinyl
37:00 <Moke> Earl sweatshirt
37:00 <Matthew> I wouldn't share my Coke backwash with you, let alone a cigarette
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hipster
37:00 <Moke> Yeah I am hipster
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@ matthew ^5
37:00 <Moke> Kate why u crying
38:00 <Moke> Pieter got ownt
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m not crying
38:00 <simba> i h8 earl sweatshirt
38:00 <simba> his butts stinky
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m shuddering at the thought of you being a hipster
38:00 <Moke> Wtf
38:00 <Serenity> we should have let pieter stay for 6 mins
38:00 <Moke> I want Deez nuts on vinyl
38:00 <simba> get the kode9 memories vinyl its bright green
38:00 <Moke> Hmm kode9
38:00 <simba> why 6? satanic numbers 
38:00 <Moke> Yup
38:00 <Picard> fucking cold in my house
38:00 <Moke> 666
38:00 <Serenity> cause it takes hi roughly 6 mins to break down
38:00 <Serenity> i dunno
39:00 <Serenity> him
39:00 <Matthew> you need to stay in quarantine then, Picard
39:00 <Picard> lol
39:00 <Picard> no,i mean the aircon is cold
39:00 <simba> he takes 6 hits to pull his gun out and shoot himself in da foot
39:00 <Picard> and im to lazy to get up and switch it down
39:00 <Maurice> katatonic_kate01, I sent you sexual advances in PM
39:00 <Moke> Pieter has AIDS
40:00 <Moke> He should be fucking exterminated
40:00 <Serenity> kicked 6 bins n shelved 6 pineapples
40:00 <Matthew> it certainly was NOT an air conditioning day down here
40:00 <Serenity> while smoking 6 shards
40:00 <Maurice> And taking 6 dicks
40:00 <Moke> Lol
40:00 <simba> 666
40:00 <Moke> Ru guys getting rain
40:00 <Moke> Cause qld is dryer then the fucking Sahara
40:00 <Clarkson> he made you his bitch
41:00 <Moke> Who made who
41:00 <faux> dont make me clooooose one more dooooor
41:00 <Matthew> we had persistent drizzle/low cloud/fog until about 2pm
41:00 <faux> i dont wannna huuuurt anymooooore
41:00 <Matthew> then some sunshine
41:00 <Moke> No storms here sad
41:00 <Moke> I want rain
41:00 <Moke> And storms
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you maurice! Hawt
42:00 <simba> Moke, i'm getting rain for my birthday
42:00 <Moke> Ooh nice
42:00 <Matthew> temps around 22/23
42:00 <faux> lmaoo
43:00 <Moke> Simba how old
43:00 <Moke> I'm 29 this year
43:00 <Moke> Two months
44:00 <simba> 26
44:00 <Moke> Nice
44:00 <simba> 666
44:00 <simba> The_Situation
44:00 <Picard> well that is melbourne, shit weather
44:00 <Matthew> I like the variety
45:00 <Matthew> and it's been a stunning summer, really, apart from today
45:00 <Picard> so do i, just not all in one day
45:00 <Matthew> you would have your air con on 24/7 during summer
45:00 <Matthew> at least we can turn ours off
45:00 <faux> lol
45:00 <Picard> not always
45:00 <faux> epic burn
46:00 <simba> how many fans do you keep around you with those streamers on them Picard
46:00 <Picard> none, u fucking south australian moron
46:00 <simba> Picard is the richest man in Mildura. he can afford 4 segways always moving around him in synchronisation (using technology he developed himself) with mounted battery powered fans
47:00 <faux> adelaidian fruitcake*
47:00 <thestig> lolll
47:00 <thestig> picard cant afford airconditioning 
48:00 <thestig> all he has is evap
48:00 <Moke> Pictard go fucking die of cancer in the bum u gay cunt
48:00 <Matthew> given Mildura's dry climate and lack of humidity (95% of the time), evaporative would be a good option there
48:00 <faux> calm down Moke
48:00 <Moke> Picard can't afford air cont cause he got aids
48:00 <Serenity> why is this moke guy so angry allt he time
48:00 <Moke> Six
49:00 <Picard> why would you want r.c when its a hot dry climate u moron?
49:00 <Moke> Angry nah
49:00 <Picard> Serenity he has a sore arse his bf wont use lube
49:00 <Moke> Picard stfu
49:00 <faux> hot
49:00 <Moke> Idiot
49:00 <Serenity> because evap aircon is crap
49:00 <Clarkson> anyone wanna buy a poop
49:00 <Picard> he likes its rough
49:00 <Moke> wtf
49:00 <Moke> Picard u like chucky
49:00 <Matthew> if you live in a line from about Port Macquarie across to maybe Shark Bay (WA) ... anywhere north of that line then evaportive is more or less useless
49:00 <Moke> Faggot
49:00 <faux> yes clarkson
49:00 <Clarkson> go to hell and back
49:00 <Matthew> Mildura is well south of that line
49:00 <faux> 1 poop pls
49:00 <simba> cancer in the bum lol
49:00 <Moke> 1 wee wee
49:00 <faux> oh
50:00 <Picard> if u knew anything you would know why you would use evap here
50:00 <Moke> Stfu about Evap
50:00 <Moke> No one cares cunt
50:00 <Picard> and i hate recylced air
50:00 <Moke> Boo hoo
50:00 <Moke> deary me
50:00 <Picard> Moke dude, get some lube. lose the anger
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <Moke> Meh
51:00 <Moke> Picard no one likes u
51:00 <thestig> picard likes to waste water on cooling 
51:00 <Matthew> Yarrawonga has a similar climate to Mildura and we had evaporative there and it worked a treat
51:00 <Moke> U know this right
51:00 <faux> rah rah ah ah ah roma ro ma ma
51:00 <Picard> ffs use some cooking oil or something
51:00 <faux> ga ga oo la la
51:00 <Picard> faux u ok?
51:00 <faux> matthews fave artist
51:00 <Moke> La la la Lucy
51:00 <faux> ye
51:00 <faux> n u
51:00 <Picard> why are u typing like a spastic?
51:00 <Moke> Go go power proffers
52:00 <faux> im singing u geriatric
52:00 <Moke> Go go prosper like a whinch
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <Moke> Geriatric fool
52:00 <Matthew> you get the impression that Moke is a really unpleasant person, not just on IRC but IRL
52:00 <Matthew> that's sad.
52:00 <Picard> yes
52:00 <Trevor> i just realised how worthless u all r
52:00 <Moke> Fuck off all of u
52:00 <Picard> very unpleasant
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> well fuck off then
52:00 <Trevor> ok bai
52:00 <Moke> U Can all go eat a bag of dicks
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yass!
52:00 <simba> u tell em moke
53:00 <Moke> Simba knows me
53:00 <faux> next person who swears gets voiced
53:00 <simba> hes like Sid from Toy Story he will just let u have it
53:00 <simba> FUCK
53:00 <Moke> I'm a top bloke
53:00 <Moke> Fuck
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, top fucking notch 
53:00 <Picard> u are a cunt
53:00 <faux> except simba cos hes irrelevant 
53:00 <Clarkson> aussie market is fucking slow ye
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <Serenity> anyone who joins and is unpleasant the moment they speak is a dick IRL. Serenity facts #4356
53:00 <faux> lmao
53:00 <simba> what a bitch
53:00 <faux> LOL
53:00 <faux> lmaooooo why am i lauhhinf so hard rn
53:00 <faux> neoxhsownslxbzlsnsx
53:00 <Matthew> I couldn't agree more, Serenity ... there are a good dozen people in here who fit that category
54:00 <simba> cos youre satanic
54:00 <Picard> me!!!
54:00 <faux> Give us a list Matthew 
54:00 <faux> WOW SATANIC
54:00 <faux> bit OTT
54:00 <Picard> im a cunt
54:00 <Clarkson> and calling me a paladin n shit
54:00 <faux> Jasmine and paladin
55:00 <Moke> Picard is a cunt that's right
55:00 <simba> satanism is rife in irc
55:00 <Matthew> TheRon , stig , Ana_Ng 
55:00 <Picard> Trump for President!!
55:00 <faux> lol
55:00 <Matthew> simba was to me just before so he is well and truly on that boat now
55:00 <faux> thats 3 people
55:00 <faux> not a dozen
55:00 <Moke> Theron is a mad cunt
55:00 <Clarkson> like light shit on fire
56:00 <Serenity> it'd be easier for me to name the people who arent dicks
56:00 <faux> simba was what to you
56:00 <faux> go on
56:00 <faux> `Madman: are you a dick
56:00 <Moke> Simba pressie
56:00 <simba> i'm on a boat mother fucker lol
56:00 <Clarkson> I need my ass licked and my dicj sucked . Will except any female or feminine homosexual candidates if u put a bag on your head 
56:00 <Moke> Lol
56:00 <Matthew> seriously if someone pointed out TheRon to me in a restaurant (Doubtful ... his idea of fine dining would be a wrap at Red Rooster) I would walk over to his table and throw drinks all over his big fucking fat bowls head
56:00 <Serenity> Maurice faux doodle
56:00 <Maurice> Yessm
57:00 <Serenity> im naming non dicks
57:00 <faux> to be fair im a pretty big dick
57:00 <Serenity> not to be confused with people who love cock
57:00 <Maurice> Oh
57:00 <Moke> Lol Matthew
57:00 <Clarkson> Am I a retard awolf?
57:00 <Picard> lol Matthew
57:00 <Moke> He's a cunt
57:00 <Maurice> Clarkson, yes
57:00 <Moke> A shit cunt at that
57:00 <Clarkson> only have one cock
57:00 <Clarkson> my employer has not fucking paid me back pay yet
57:00 <Picard> im a dick
57:00 <Picard> and i like it
57:00 <Moke> Good
57:00 <Moke> U remember Chuckie
57:00 <faux> theron is harmless
57:00 <Moke> Where is that bitch
57:00 <faux> just old
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <Picard> he died
57:00 <Matthew> sorry to Moke. he is not on my dickheads 4 life list.
58:00 <Moke> Chuckie died
58:00 <Picard> moke is romper
58:00 <Moke> No I'm not
58:00 <menomore> my new msi laptop is awsome
58:00 <Picard> ling ling died so he can use the pc again
58:00 <Moke> I called Chuckie up in Perth 4 years ago
58:00 <Matthew> RomperStomper is on top of my dickheads 4 life list
58:00 <Matthew> so is Marty
58:00 <Moke> He sounded like a little bitch
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> chuckie’s in love
58:00 <Matthew> and Andyt
58:00 <Moke> His wife sounded like a man
58:00 <Moke> Fucking butch thing
58:00 <Matthew> and that Brett douchebag
58:00 <Picard> Matthew am i on the list?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you hit her up
58:00 <Moke> He cried like a bitch
59:00 <Matthew> you used to be but I deleted you
59:00 <Picard> oh my
59:00 <Moke> Picard remember
59:00 <Picard> remember wat
59:00 <Moke> Who da fuck is ling ling
59:00 <simba> the fifth of november
59:00 <Matthew> I miss knuckles
59:00 <Moke> Chuckie
59:00 <Matthew> he was great
59:00 <Moke> Chuckie got raped
59:00 <Moke> I heard
59:00 <Picard> knuckles is a top bloke
00:00 <Moke> Lenny
00:00 <Matthew> he always had my back
00:00 <Matthew> he was lovely
00:00 <Moke> Anyone remember that piece of shit
00:00 <Moke> Bron
00:00 <menomore> what ever happend to the sticman
00:00 <Picard> just an allround good bloke Matthew
00:00 <Moke> Bron the gutter whore
00:00 <Matthew> oh god!!! BRON
00:00 <Moke> Bron died I heard
00:00 <Matthew> she was great lol ... we used to talk all the time
00:00 <faux> YES
00:00 <faux> PHIL COLLINS
00:00 <Moke> Rly
00:00 <Moke> Paul banks
00:00 <Moke> Anyone remember that idiot
01:00 <Matthew> SoupNazi
01:00 <Moke> Yes soul
01:00 <menomore> what ever happend to the sticman
01:00 <Moke> Soup
01:00 <Moke> He's still around
01:00 <Picard> thecrow
01:00 <simba> what happened to stebie
01:00 <Matthew> my all time favourite ... reco
01:00 <Matthew> OMG THECROW!!! PICARD
01:00 <Matthew> OMG THECROW!!!
01:00 <Matthew> WHAT HAPPENED TO HER
01:00 <Picard> lol
01:00 <Picard> she is almost married
01:00 <faux> gross
01:00 <simba> john the farmer ruined her
01:00 <simba> forgot his name
01:00 <Matthew> we used to have the most tedious fights
01:00 <Moke> Did his big dick ruin her
01:00 <Matthew> then always make up
01:00 <Picard> nice chic
02:00 <faux> lol
02:00 <Serenity> thecrow hnngg
02:00 <Serenity> what a vapid slug
02:00 <Moke> Lol
02:00 <Picard> we converse via sms now and the
02:00 <simba> cant even remember his name any more
02:00 <Picard> then
02:00 <faux> simba i fuckinf hate you
02:00 <Matthew> what happened to that fat girl who lived in the Melbourne highrise (on Flinders St) ?
02:00 <Moke> I used to have webcam sex with someone in here
02:00 <Matthew> originally from Tasmania...
02:00 <faux> thecrow.
02:00 <Moke> Fat girl
02:00 <simba> i hate you much more
02:00 <Moke> Big bitch
02:00 <simba> what
03:00 <Matthew> the fat girl who was always depressed
03:00 <Moke> oh her
03:00 <Matthew> and she had a flat in Melbourne
03:00 <faux> me
03:00 <Picard> mmmmmm cant think of her nic Matthew.
03:00 <Moke> Lol
03:00 <faux> mmmmmm.
03:00 <Moke> did she just off herself already
03:00 <Matthew> she added me to Facebook and I blocked her
03:00 <faux> dont be morbid
03:00 <Moke> lol
03:00 <Picard> lol
03:00 <Moke> Was she ugleeeee
03:00 <Matthew> she was fat with glasses
03:00 <Moke> I bet her vag stank
04:00 <Picard> what happened to the perth chic, was a real estate agent
04:00 <unfuture> metallic furby
04:00 <unfuture> ?
04:00 <Moke> U got her name Matthew
04:00 <Moke> I'll look her up
04:00 <Matthew> nah i unblocked her ages ago when i didnt come on here anymore
04:00 <simba> i'm fat with glasses
04:00 <Moke> u don't have her anymore
05:00 <Picard> but u dont have a vag, nor can u get any
05:00 <menomore> all fat girls swallow tho
05:00 <Matthew> i never had her to begin with ... friend request then block
05:00 <Moke> Damn can't look her up
05:00 <unfuture> the crow n metallic furby lol
05:00 <Moke> Can u remember her name
05:00 <simba> i'm a fat slut but one of my rules is no swallowing
05:00 <Matthew> she may have been a lesbian so don't jump the gun too soon
05:00 <Moke> All fat girls like it up the ass
05:00 <Picard> Moke is keen for the chubba chics
05:00 <Moke> Yeah
05:00 <Moke> Xlgirls.com
05:00 <Moke> Scoreland.com
05:00 <Matthew> I used to love Snowfreq and Ryan
06:00 <Moke> If I was a pornstar God same
06:00 <Moke> Damn
06:00 <Moke> Big girls rock
06:00 <Moke> Big tits
06:00 <Clarkson> I did this shit like 200 yrs ago
06:00 <Matthew> Ryan lives in Darwin though and works on ABC Radio
06:00 <Matthew> so happy for him
06:00 <Moke> Nice pussy
06:00 <simba> i like retarded women personally
06:00 <Moke> Nice hairy box
06:00 <Moke> Shaven box
06:00 <Moke> Big lips
06:00 <Picard> simba you would take anything u can get
06:00 <Moke> Big clit
06:00 <Matthew> the conversation is taking a very unsavoury turn ...
06:00 <simba> says the horse whisperer
06:00 <Moke> Lol
07:00 <Moke> Horse whisperer nayyyyy
07:00 <Moke> Lol
07:00 <simba> lol pwned
07:00 <faux> nayyyyy
07:00 <Moke> Yah ownt
07:00 <Picard> pwed? really
07:00 <simba> double team with Moke
07:00 <Moke> Yah brah
07:00 <Matthew> why did reco leave IRC ?
07:00 <Moke> All tha drama brush
07:00 <Moke> Bruh
07:00 <Matthew> shrn
07:00 <Picard> i run him out
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ matthew 
08:00 <Moke> Shepparton in Victoria is a bit of a scum ville from what I hear
08:00 <simba> his index finger was savaged by a hyena and he never found the will to learn a mouse with his left
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> when the topic of dick appears let me know
08:00 <Matthew> fuck off idiot
08:00 <Moke> Bit like Logan in qld
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
08:00 <simba> he ended up never using a computer again...
08:00 <Matthew> not in the mood for your shenanigans anymore
09:00 <Moke> Redfern
09:00 <Moke> That faggot cunt David Mendelssohn
09:00 <Moke> Anyone remember that faggot
09:00 <Clarkson> Max^Power: i couldnt cum
09:00 <Moke> Couldn't cum
09:00 <Moke> Why not
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> give a fuck about old timer IRC users 
10:00 <simba> next!
10:00 <Picard> lol @ notice
10:00 <Matthew> very rude. he was hot
10:00 <Moke> U know what I would love to do is a bukkake to an innocent little slut
10:00 <faux> .
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
10:00 <Moke> Fucking blow my nut
10:00 <Picard> none innocent in here, move on Moke
11:00 <Moke> So many sluts at the clubs
11:00 <Moke> All they are is prick teasers
11:00 <Moke> Dress up in provocative clothes to get a root
11:00 <Matthew> have you ever fingered a girl on the dancefloor ?
11:00 <Matthew> at any club ...
11:00 <Picard> lol
11:00 <Moke> Yes
11:00 <Picard> Matthew how vulgar
11:00 <Matthew> so have I ... 
11:00 <Matthew> so embarrassing
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> clam your farm misogynist! 
12:00 <Picard> its not called a dance floor at Kittens
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:00 <Moke> I have i fucked this chick once who was in the club went in with this slutty skirt like a prostitutes skirt she went into the toilet took her knickers off and came out showed me her vag
12:00 <simba> Picard fingers thousands of females a year i mean how else do those suppositories get into the horses asses
12:00 <Matthew> if anybody from Victoria is here (not many which is a shame because it is #MELBOURNE but anyway) ... it was in Sunbury which is like the dodgiest place ever
12:00 <menomore> i fingered myself on the dance floor once
13:00 <Picard> lol
13:00 <Matthew> friends birthday ... this girl was all overrr me (i was 22) and i blind and i am pretty sure within full view i just leaned around and stuck it in
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you’re the reason why women become feminist moke
13:00 <Matthew> she wasn't complaining
13:00 <Moke> He cunt was hairy
13:00 <Moke> Her
13:00 <Matthew> then i cant remember the rest but my friend drove me home
13:00 <Moke> Was good
13:00 <Moke> Nice muff
13:00 <Moke> Then we watched porn
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> at the fucking club
13:00 <simba> this is a heavy mash of erotic tales
13:00 <Moke> No at home
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> as fucking if
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> king dick
13:00 <Clarkson> readin others shit is sometimes mo entertainin with all the laughter etc
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you fucked, she flashed her vag and you were like yeah… lets go home and watch porn
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> LIKE FUCK you did
14:00 <Picard> simba is getting horny
14:00 <Moke> No we went home
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> make the story believable asshole 
14:00 <Moke> I was fuckig her on the side
14:00 <Matthew> when i was 18 at a friends 18th a girl who i went through school with from year 7 to 12 (her boyfriend was also at the party) .. followed me into cubicle and we kissed and she sucked me off
14:00 <Matthew> then she got home and called me and said "my boyfriend is downstairs but i want to come to your house"
14:00 <Moke> She was with some guy and m fucking me too
14:00 <Matthew> umm awkward.
14:00 <faux> lmao
14:00 <faux> seems legit 
14:00 <Picard> 3 some Matthew
14:00 <Moke> She wanted dick she went to swingers parties all that
14:00 <Moke> It was an opene relationship
15:00 <Matthew> she had the biggest set of tits i have ever fucking seen
15:00 <Picard> lol
15:00 <Matthew> the nipples were like fucking massive
15:00 <Clarkson> I'm the pussy master
15:00 <Moke> Went back to her house we four played fucked and then watched porn
15:00 <Picard> big puffy nipples are good
15:00 <Matthew> by the way - she is now MARRIED to the SAME GUY lolll
15:00 <faux> four played fucked
15:00 <Matthew> i didnt get a wedding invite... devo !!!
15:00 <Matthew> "any objections??"
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ faux
15:00 <Matthew> "yes... she sucked me off at Kims 18th in the toilets!!!"
16:00 <Picard> yes, i fucked the bride lol
16:00 <Moke> Mathew does he know she cheated
16:00 <Moke> She's a bit of a slut
16:00 <Moke> Sucked U off then married her bc
16:00 <Moke> Bf
16:00 <Moke> Nasty
16:00 <Matthew> who knows... he is so fucking crazy though that if he found out (his name is Jordan... enough said, KNOB NAME) he would come around here with his mechanics tools and literally kill me
17:00 <faux> he uses irc
17:00 <Picard> the shopping centre where our shop is is a sess pool of whores
17:00 <Moke> U could kill him
17:00 <Moke> Lol Picard
17:00 <faux> his nick is Moke
17:00 <Moke> Faux
17:00 <faux> a sess pool
17:00 <Moke> Stfu
17:00 <Matthew> ill just show him my Barbara Streisand, Bette Midler and Madonna CD collections and be like: "UMM YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!!!"
17:00 <British^Meat> what shop is that?
17:00 <Moke> lol
17:00 <Moke> pooo
17:00 <Moke> Bed time
18:00 <Picard> its a who's fucking who 
18:00 <faux> why are you all dumb
18:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <Moke> Picard it's like 20 questions isn't it
18:00 <Moke> Wants to know everything but how many times u shit a day
18:00 <Matthew> OK... next topic/question... what is YOUR favourite sexual experience?
18:00 <menomore> i like going to myers and wiping my cheesy cock on the ladies underware 
18:00 <Moke> Anal
18:00 <unfuture> laser hair removal with payment planz
18:00 <Matthew> it might be like a strange location... strange person... temptation... etc
18:00 <Picard> the cleaner walked in on a couple going at it in the mens toilet the other day
18:00 <Moke> Memo ore that is fucking gross
19:00 <Matthew> you can't just say "oh anal" ... it has to be ONE experience you've had with somebody
19:00 <Clarkson> they need to be more like breasts
19:00 <Moke> U sick cunt
19:00 <Clarkson> that guy in jail could smell jodie fosters lesbian breath
19:00 <Moke> Cheese dick
19:00 <Clarkson> leave the fucker rot where he is
19:00 <faux> sess pool
20:00 <Moke> Matthew fucked in a car had a handjob while driving
20:00 <Moke> That was good
20:00 <Matthew> my favourite is going out with a STRAIGHT male friend who hooked up with a female friend of mine... then come back to my brothers house with me and we fucked in the spare bedroom
20:00 <Moke> Nice
20:00 <simba> mine is similar
20:00 <Matthew> this story is VERY detailed
20:00 <Moke> Did she have a nice box
20:00 <Matthew> but i wont bore
21:00 <Moke> Matthew was her box nice
21:00 <Matthew> no. i fucked my STRAIGHT MALE FRIEND
21:00 <Matthew> YOU'RE NOT UNDERSTANDING
21:00 <Matthew> lol
21:00 <Moke> Wtf
21:00 <Picard> lol nice work
21:00 <Moke> Oh sheeeeet
21:00 <Moke> In da mouth or bum
21:00 <Matthew> thats why its unique and weird and funny and i still remember
21:00 <Picard> Matthew where was your first anal experience?
21:00 <Moke> Matthew u obviously bi
22:00 <Moke> I got a friend who is married and he and his missus are bi
22:00 <Matthew> ive had both male and female ... but i prefer male
22:00 <simba> i prefer e-mail lol
22:00 <Moke> I bet they have sexual experiences outside of the marriage
22:00 <Matthew> my first anal experience was when I was 19
22:00 <Moke> How old u now
22:00 <Matthew> but this incident with my friend I was like 21
22:00 <Matthew> I am 27 now
22:00 <Moke> Shit
22:00 <Moke> U prefer men
23:00 <Moke> Why ever floats your boat man
23:00 <Moke> Whatever
23:00 <Matthew> breaking news!!
23:00 <Picard> lol
23:00 <Picard> i could never give up pussy
23:00 <Moke> No way
23:00 <Moke> Pussy isgooood
23:00 <Moke> Like chicken
23:00 <Moke> And fish
23:00 <Moke> Om nom nom
23:00 <Moke> I like eating a chick out
24:00 <menomore> nothing wrong with a good tranny
24:00 <Moke> Putting my fingers in her cunt make her cum then u eat her cum
24:00 <Matthew> there is a club in South Melbourne called 'Eve' ... it USED to be really good a few years ago (not sure anymore) ... my friend (I will call him J in this as that's what his first name starts with) had just broken up with his girlfriend and needed a bit of a boost... he had been with this girl since he was 17 so never really experienced much 'nightlife' as...
24:00 <Matthew> a single man... anyway...
24:00 <Moke> Put your fingers in your mouth after they been in her cunt
24:00 <faux> uh if the pussy ur eating tastes like fish she needs to see a doctor
24:00 <British^Meat> r u the new B1?
24:00 <Clarkson> do goat fuck often :)
25:00 <Matthew> anyway a few of my friends (Female and male) were already there... we had a few drinks etc and dancing etc ... he ended up hooking up with my friend, Carly
25:00 <Matthew> fine. whatever.
25:00 <menomore> i like a girl with a good yeast infection yummmmmm
25:00 <Moke> lol
25:00 <Moke> Griss
25:00 <Moke> Gross
25:00 <Picard> i like a girl with a strapom
25:00 <Moke> Hmmm
25:00 <Matthew> i had gone to school with this boy since year 7 and he was always a bit of a stunner but popular with the ladies (and had numerous gfs) so didnt really think of him in any 'romantic' way
25:00 <Moke> U fucked him
26:00 <Matthew> he was always staying at my brothers house with me because my brother didnt live too far from Eve so we just cabbed it there at the end of the night
26:00 <British^Meat> fuck me
26:00 <Clarkson> if you dont care pedo cunt
26:00 <British^Meat> just "cut to the chase"
26:00 <Picard> pass British^Meat
26:00 <Matthew> ok im stopping here.
26:00 <British^Meat> so much useless information
26:00 <Matthew> exactly. no more.
26:00 <Moke> British meat stfu
26:00 <Matthew> i will PM the relevant parties
27:00 <British^Meat> ok
27:00 <Picard> Matthew its ok, British^Meat cum already. poor lad doesnt last long
27:00 <Moke> Lol
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <Moke> Limp dick
27:00 <Moke> Premature ejac?
27:00 <Matthew> he is right though... not for pubic consumption
27:00 <Matthew> PUBLIC*
27:00 <Matthew> LOL
27:00 <Picard> Moke yes
27:00 <Moke> Better see sniff and stiff
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> limp dicks are the worst :|
27:00 <simba> sex n sniff
28:00 <Moke> Coke
28:00 <Matthew> we walked in and he undressed and went into the ensuite and started puking in the toilet lol
28:00 <Moke> Lol
28:00 <Picard> did u hold his hair?
28:00 <Matthew> no but gave him listerine afterwards
28:00 <Matthew> lol
28:00 <Picard> llol
28:00 <Moke> Hahaha
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
28:00 <Moke> Kill the bacteria
28:00 <Picard> what a sweetie, Matthew is a keeper
29:00 <menomore> nothing better than licking out a prostitute
29:00 <Moke> Lol
29:00 <Picard> eewww
29:00 <Moke> Ewe
29:00 <Picard> pass on that 
29:00 <Moke> Eww
29:00 <Matthew> anyway i was naked... so was he in same bed... (i would NEVER do this normally without alcohol) ... 
29:00 <Moke> That cunts been everywhere
29:00 <Clarkson>  <Dugnuts> slightly more than half of the population has breasts man  << Except IRC. Here, everyone does.
30:00 <simba> lol Skirmish.
30:00 <simba> TheRiddler holiday photo update https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12507335_10208648176981034_5336266474346520988_n.jpg?oh=91a98aa8839363eb3d7636031f9be74d&oe=57343D00&__gda__=1459524338_c5b2e85c942c630d8706b67e8902d758
31:00 <Moke> So what else happen Matthew
31:00 <menomore> nice pussy
31:00 <Picard> lol u dick
31:00 <Matthew> touched his dick and it was hard... pulled off his shorts and went downstairs... the rest is kind of history.. but driving him home the next door was awkward
31:00 <Matthew> the next  day*
31:00 <Moke> Lol
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <Moke> Did he cum
31:00 <Picard> Matthew would u suck me off?
31:00 <Matthew> of course he did... he was amazing
32:00 <Maurice> I thought he was naked
32:00 <Matthew> he is now married and i WAS invited
32:00 <Moke> Cum in your mouth
32:00 <Matthew> this was ? 6 years ago?
32:00 <Maurice> Why are you removing his shorts if he's already naked
32:00 <Moke> Yah
32:00 <faux>  i was naked. so was he. then i pulled down his shorts.
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <Matthew> i remember feeling him up in shorts.. so between the bathroom choking
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> he obi removed his skin
32:00 <Moke> Lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> obv
32:00 <Maurice> Is this off literotica.com
33:00 <Moke> Foreskin?
33:00 <Matthew> yep. straight off there. i have copied the whole thing.
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> moke, have you ever had sex before?
33:00 <Moke> Maurice that's rude
33:00 <Moke> Yes
33:00 <Moke> Kate I have
33:00 <Moke> 1000 times
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> well stop asking dumb questions 
33:00 <Moke> I've slept with over 100 women
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> masturbations does not count 
33:00 <Moke> No not tossin
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> either does fantasy 
33:00 <simba> i slept with a squirrel
34:00 <Matthew> i 100% wish that story wasn't true because he is a good guy
34:00 <menomore> do they have a heart beat
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <Matthew> but nothing is the same afterwards. alcohol is very dangerous.
34:00 <Moke> Heart Beetroot
34:00 <simba> do you count hookers in your figure of women youve slept with?
34:00 <Moke> 
34:00 <simba> i guess they are women
34:00 <Picard> it doesnt count if u pay
34:00 <simba> but its kinda like if essendon won the flag one of these past few years, if you cheated or paid it shouldnt count
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> obv didn’t like that line of questioning 
35:00 <simba> it counts but with an asterix
35:00 <Matthew> Picard, your question was VERY rude lol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^ 5 simba
35:00 <simba> lol it was an innocent question
35:00 <British^Meat> where da Man U fans at?
35:00 <Matthew> : /
35:00 <faux> Heart Beetroot 
36:00 <simba> Matthew 0 - 1 British^Meat ?
36:00 <British^Meat> bam
36:00 <simba> did u see the mouse tho
36:00 <simba> mickey is a saint
37:00 <British^Meat> i did not
37:00 <simba> NEXT QUESTION... What is your FAVOURITE sexual experience... to do with a TOASTER ???
37:00 <Matthew> no. we are still on the first question.
38:00 <Picard> u are so stupif
38:00 <simba> Oh.
38:00 <Matthew> i want to hear others...
38:00 <Picard> ffs
38:00 <Picard> stupid
38:00 <simba> what was it? who do u main in melee?
38:00 <simba> sheik
38:00 <British^Meat> charizard
38:00 <Picard> i fingered a mates gf in the back seat of the car why he was driving 
38:00 <faux> mine was w amber i flew 2 Norway and plowed snow from her driveway 
38:00 <British^Meat> wait was he in melee?
38:00 <simba> no brawl tho
39:00 <menomore> i like to piss on the toilet rolls at macca's
39:00 <Matthew> Picard, that is so bad lol
39:00 <Picard> she liked it
39:00 <simba> she wouldve thought you were driving
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> faux is mr plow!
39:00 <faux> was she awake
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <faux> lolololol
39:00 <faux> thats my name
40:00 <faux> that name.again is mr plow
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
40:00 <Matthew> did your parents ever catch you masturbating as a youth?
40:00 <Picard> no
40:00 <faux> -as
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
40:00 <menomore> no i had a good hiding spot
40:00 <simba> hard to be caught when im spread eagled on the kitchen table
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> in your mum’s cupboard? 
40:00 <Picard> almost, buy mo lol
40:00 <simba> i was quite the attention seeker!
40:00 <faux> LOL
40:00 <Matthew> i come home from school in year 8 and thought nobody was home.. so closed my door... 30 seconds later with my dick out my Dad walks in
41:00 <Picard> and your dad was doing it for you?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you’re like, daddddddddd
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> and your dad was like, son have this apple pie
41:00 <Matthew> i didnt look at him for about 12 months
41:00 <faux> "im almost done"
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <Picard> lol
41:00 <faux> gis a sec aye
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> what did your dad do?
41:00 <simba> was he more shocked at you masturbating or the picture of him and you you were doing it to
42:00 <faux> lmao
42:00 <Picard> he hamded u the cum rag and said " dont dirty the fucking carpet"
42:00 <Matthew> "ohhh" and then slammed the door shut
42:00 <Matthew> and went outside for a beer
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <Picard> handed**
42:00 <menomore> i like to piss on the toilet rolls at macca's
42:00 <faux> hamded
42:00 <Matthew> there used to be this kid in class called Stephen (who is now a model) that I used to get a hard on over
43:00 <Picard> fuck up faux
43:00 <Clarkson> mildura is a shit hole
43:00 <Matthew> then go home and relieve the tension
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <simba> there used 2 be an english teacher who had the same effect on me
43:00 <Picard> what was his name simba
43:00 <faux> im so excited and i just cant hide it im about to ban picard and i think i like itttt
43:00 <simba> all boys school = be gay or look to the teachers
43:00 <faux> i know i know i know i knowww i want tooo
43:00 <faux> lolllllllllllllll that amused me way too much
44:00 <simba> ban him all the way back to 56k
44:00 <faux> simba how old were u when u started masturbating
44:00 <faux> i mean
44:00 <faux> picard
44:00 <faux> dammit i ruined
44:00 <faux> it
44:00 <Picard> lol
45:00 <Picard> 14 i guess
45:00 <doctor> 11
45:00 <faux> was thinkng of simba jerkin his gherkin on his kitchen table
45:00 <simba> it was before the gamecube came out
45:00 <Matthew> I was 12 when I 'came' for the first time and didn't know what the fuck it was or what to do
45:00 <doctor> just clear liquid i thought i was dying
45:00 <simba> because i remember masturbating to n64 games
45:00 <faux> lol
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
45:00 <faux> i was so young wtf
45:00 <Matthew> it felt good though
45:00 <simba> Picard first masturbated when it was widely accepted the earth is flat
45:00 <Matthew> so i kept doing it
46:00 <Picard> lol simba
46:00 <doctor> i used to just rub my dick on things, then i learned i could just wank
46:00 <Clarkson> cunts bash cunts bash cunts bash
46:00 <faux> loool
46:00 <faux> i was def born w the wrong genitalia
46:00 <Picard> doctor so did i lol
46:00 <doctor> god was always watching
46:00 <Matthew> I agree with the statement that the best lover you will meet in your life is yourself
46:00 <doctor> he approved of my methods
47:00 <faux> im listening to hot stuff
47:00 <faux> v appropriate song rn
47:00 <Picard> ive semi hard right now
47:00 <faux> ew
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> llol
47:00 <Picard> wanna see
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> shudders 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
47:00 <Picard> lol
47:00 <faux> take ur tiny timmy elsewhere
47:00 <doctor> sure why not
47:00 <simba> Picard genuine question how many times did you and your wife have sex last year
47:00 <faux> lolll doc
47:00 <Clarkson> nar she is a slut
47:00 <Matthew> ok BIGGEST SEXUAL DISASTER...
47:00 <faux> agreed clArkson
48:00 <Clarkson> Picard> im here talking to my son,deadpandadolls and his mate TheRon. if you want to play nice fuck off   Picard> we are all friends here
48:00 <Serenity> 9.5
48:00 <faux> oh god
48:00 <faux> i have a terible disaster story
48:00 <simba> what's a sexual disaster
48:00 <Picard> simba give me a minute and i will check the spreadsheet
48:00 <simba> nice 1
48:00 <Matthew> like disaster being... a. the person was terrible , b. you were in an awful location , c. you were caught etc etc
48:00 <faux> oh
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> biggest sexual disaster - blow job and vomited 
48:00 <faux> my disaster is grosser than that
49:00 <faux> lolol k8
49:00 <Picard> simba, 29 times
49:00 <Matthew> please... go..
49:00 <faux> yum 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah blew chunks
49:00 <Picard> well on 29 days, some days it was several times
49:00 <Matthew> i want to hear faux's disaster
49:00 <simba> once i came before an hour that was embarassing
50:00 <Picard> pmsl sure simba
50:00 <Matthew> you wish sunshine
50:00 <Serenity> please no one wants to be rooting for an hour
50:00 <Serenity> specially not you
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s irc come on….
50:00 <faux> my ex and i were parked near his house.. he hadnt cut his nAils. . finger fucked me... cut my insides.. i bled like a waterfall. he had to run home and came back with like 2729227 rolls of toilet paper and his sisters undies
50:00 <simba> no Serenity you cant test it out
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1 hour is stock standard with 9 inch dicks
50:00 <simba> not interested
50:00 <faux> his sister was 6.
50:00 <Matthew> OMFGGGG lol
50:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt test it out of earth depended on it
50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> biggest one for me is falling asleep during sex only to wake up the next morning been giving a blowjob by a girl that i swear was heavier then my car :)
50:00 <faux> i waddled for like a week and cried sohard whenever i peed
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfaooooo
51:00 <faux> i always carries nail cutters in my bag after that
51:00 <simba> D:
51:00 <Picard> lol faux
51:00 <Matthew> dirty and long nails are so off putting
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you call him Edward scissor hands after?
51:00 <Matthew> on ANYBODY
51:00 <faux> lmao
51:00 <faux> they were horrid
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> vom
51:00 <Serenity> fucking fingernails
51:00 <Serenity> argh
51:00 <Clarkson> i srsly cannot stand that shit
51:00 <faux> it was like being fucked by knives 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <faux> cried for an hour
52:00 <Matthew> hope he felt guilty
52:00 <Matthew> and a good lesson on personal hygiene
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i would have at the sight of the nails
52:00 <faux> everytime i peed it was like pouring alcohol on fucking sliced open skin
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> ouch!
52:00 <Serenity> ouch stopp
52:00 <Matthew> oh dear
52:00 <faux> soz
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <Picard> eeewwwww 
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck me faux you win
52:00 <faux> he had a giant dong though
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <Matthew> when I talk about DISASTERS... THERE IS ONE RIGHT THERE.
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> O_o
52:00 <Matthew> NOT THE GIANT DONG!!!!
52:00 <simba> shoulda just used that
52:00 <Matthew> the fingernails
52:00 <faux> wasnt all bad
53:00 <Serenity> ive had a split on me vag before, from rough sex lol and that stings like all fuck
53:00 <faux> was half spanish half leb.. p nice mix
53:00 <simba> fernando x0rres
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
53:00 <unfuture> xorrow
53:00 <simba> rough sex with Serenity 
54:00 <simba> now every 1 is picturing it lol #pwned
54:00 <Matthew> sounds sexy tbh
54:00 <Serenity> simba its not my fault you're most likely a virgin
54:00 <Serenity> stop projecting onto me
54:00 <Serenity> ta
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:00 <faux> rough sex make it hurt in teh garden all in the dirttt 
54:00 <simba> thats like a matthew comeback
54:00 <faux> roll around on the ground
54:00 <Matthew> serenity is filming me when she comes to VIC
54:00 <Picard> my idea of rough sex with Serenity is her doing me with a strapon 
54:00 <Serenity> and so apt
54:00 <simba> that would be a sight
54:00 <Serenity> id make u bleed picard
54:00 <Serenity> and you'd love it
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> brokeback mt scene!
55:00 <Picard> probably, im rather tight
55:00 <simba> that's barbaric
55:00 <Serenity> such a tight little girl
55:00 <Picard> lol
56:00 <Picard> well so im told
56:00 <simba> by who
56:00 <Picard> the dude fucking me
56:00 <Picard> ffs are u stupid
56:00 <faux> lol
56:00 <simba> does he have a name
56:00 <Picard> george
56:00 <faux> gagging at the thought of u boning anything 
57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahahaha
57:00 <simba> george michael bluth
57:00 <Picard> yes
57:00 <unfuture> georgeathon
57:00 <Picard> we met at the park
57:00 <simba> you're disgusting
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
57:00 <Picard> i had my cock through the glory hole
57:00 <faux> stop it
57:00 <Picard> no
58:00 <Picard> i wanna make u wet
58:00 <Serenity> loooooooolllllllllll
58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey i know this may be a boring question but who won the T20 cricket tonight
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
58:00 <faux> youd have to hose me down
58:00 <Serenity> her vagina just packed up and moved to jupiter
58:00 <Clarkson> gay ass ronald
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
58:00 <faux> LOL
58:00 <Picard> lol Serenity
58:00 <simba> india
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!!!
58:00 <Picard> ffs i actually snorted then
58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no simba yeah was last night
58:00 <Picard> stars
58:00 <simba> pakistan
59:00 <Serenity> best thing about a strap on is i dont need to be aroused
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no cause NZ flogged their arse
59:00 <Picard> lol Serenity
59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol Serenity
59:00 <simba> best 4 every 1 i think xD
59:00 <Picard> how do u want me, on my back legs in the air?
59:00 <faux> lmao
59:00 <faux> why am i listening to mmmbop
59:00 <Serenity> please not ever
59:00 <Serenity> because it rules
59:00 <Picard> lol
00:00 <Picard> wb sweetie
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck it hurt it HURTS
00:00 <Clarkson> i prefer sexual games like who's that in ur anus? or gigantor penis invasion
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmmm bop - balls haven’t dropped
00:00 <Matthew> ty lovely
00:00 <faux> Welcomr Back to tte Di:84, ¿£<=`÷×
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you know they are trying to make a come back lol
00:00 <Matthew> evs
00:00 <faux> lol
00:00 <faux> so dramatic
01:00 <Matthew> you are taking the piss out of me
01:00 <Picard> faux is into golden showers
01:00 <faux> i just cbf finishing my sentence
01:00 <faux> picard stop it
01:00 <Matthew> thank you then to the divine faux
01:00 <Picard> sorry hun :)
01:00 <Matthew> my battery was flat and I needed my cord
02:00 <Picard> ok
02:00 <simba> no worries mate - always a spot for you
03:00 <Matthew> ?
03:00 <Matthew> hope you're not talking to me
03:00 <simba> what r u gonna do about it if i am
03:00 <Picard> simba wants u
03:00 <Matthew> no he doesn't
03:00 <simba> would you prefer no spot idgi
04:00 <Matthew> you are very patronising, that's all
04:00 <faux> patron saint of cum
05:00 <Picard> not a fan of cum in my mouth
05:00 <Clarkson> she busted ghum having sex with a watermelon
05:00 <Matthew> whatever you do, don't go in his channel PLEASE
05:00 <Picard> Jane welcome
05:00 <simba> u dissing #Madonna?
05:00 <Matthew> a huge and friendly welcome to the jubilant Jane
05:00 <faux> lmao
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> dibs not wearing the patron saint of cum round my neck
06:00 <Matthew> all I will say is I am very displeased right at this point in time
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> or hanging from the mirror in my car
06:00 <simba> that must be displeasing
07:00 <Picard> u are displeasiong
07:00 <Picard> -o
07:00 <Matthew> you can say that again
08:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O_aMOzaQvU#t=2m20s
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Motiv 8 - Rockin' For Myself 1994 Views: 710 Uploader: Ð¢ÐµÑ…Ð½Ð¾ ÐœÐ¸ÐºÑ 90 Uploaded: Nov 8, 2015 Duration: 3m49s Rating: 5.00
09:00 <Matthew> great song
09:00 <faux> nope 
09:00 <Picard> u are displeasing
09:00 <simba> am not
09:00 <Picard> happy?
09:00 <Matthew> simba is a bit of a snake tbh
09:00 <Matthew> nice as pie when it suits him
09:00 <Matthew> then an absolute goat most of the other time
09:00 <Matthew> over it!!!
09:00 <Picard> yes
10:00 <simba> youre just in love
10:00 <faux> goats are adorable
10:00 <faux> dont be rude
10:00 <Picard> lol
10:00 <Picard> do u eat goat faux?
10:00 <Matthew> well if I was ever in love with you, baby then trust me we are well and truly ON THE FUCKING ROCKS heading to the bottom of the ocean
10:00 <unfuture> jahash
10:00 <Matthew> ^ that would make a great line to a song
10:00 <faux> nah
10:00 <unfuture> eshegg
11:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <faux> lmao 
11:00 <faux> what on earth
11:00 <simba> a bad song
11:00 <Matthew> just get rid of the F word
11:00 <Matthew> and it would be ideal
12:00 <simba> that makes it sound powerful, emo
12:00 <simba> like simple plan
12:00 <Picard> i like eating goat
12:00 <unfuture> rabbit's gd
13:00 <Matthew> just over it
13:00 <faux> well if I was ever in love with you, baby then trust me we are well and truly ON THE FUCKING ROCKS heading to the bottom of the ocean
13:00 <unfuture> but I'm not in lurve babeh
14:00 <simba> just over it
14:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5V7wj3TlTI
14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Full House Intro (HD) Views: 12,416 Uploader: Brenda Kaye Uploaded: Nov 29, 2012 Duration: 1m2s Rating: 4.58
15:00 <Picard> well fuck me
15:00 <Picard> the old cunt is alive
15:00 <faux> no
16:00 <Picard> and out of prison
16:00 <faux> how deeeep is your buttttt is it likke the ocean
16:00 <Bastardly_One> no thanks
16:00 <Picard> cmon fau PLEASE
16:00 <Matthew> who? Bob Saget? yes
16:00 <faux> fau
16:00 <Picard> shut up
16:00 <faux> fau hamded
16:00 <Picard> dont make fun of my typos
16:00 <faux> sess pool
16:00 <faux> LOLOLOL
16:00 <faux> that was the dumbest one
16:00 <faux> SESS POOL
17:00 <Picard> u have never heard the term sess pool?
17:00 <faux> LMAO
17:00 <faux> google it pls
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <Picard> u
17:00 <faux> lolll
17:00 <simba> happy new years Bastardly_One!!!!!!!!
17:00 <robot> are you referring to cesspool?
17:00 <faux> i know how to spell it though
18:00 <faux> lol he was trying robot
18:00 <Picard> oh well its irc, im not typing a legal docuent
18:00 <faux> docuent
18:00 <Picard> document**
18:00 <Picard> lol
18:00 <robot> docuent
18:00 <simba> if you were you wouldve spelled it wrong
19:00 <Picard> blow me
19:00 <Picard> isnt it prayer time for you?
19:00 <Matthew> baby i compare you to a kiss from a rose on the greyyyy
19:00 <faux> sess pool
20:00 <Matthew> faux did you used to watch Dawson's Creek?
20:00 <robot> no she watched round the twist
21:00 <robot> without her pants
21:00 <Matthew> have you everrr... everrr felt like this????
21:00 <simba> say a lil prayer 4 u
21:00 <simba> from the moment i wake up
21:00 <simba> before i put on my make up
21:00 <erlich> why do u h8 me so much
21:00 <faux> lmao xm
22:00 <faux> subtle
23:00 <Maurice> faux, sess pool reminds me of this
23:00 <Maurice> (21:24:48) (Pieter): gorks , GORKING (21:25:00) (Maurice): Gawk (21:25:19) (Pieter): didnt realise there was a spelling change over the last decade but all good
23:00 <Maurice> Maybe they also changed the spelling of cess pool
23:00 <faux> LOL
23:00 <robot> HAHAHA
23:00 <faux> gorks
24:00 <simba> gawjuz
25:00 <Picard> really
25:00 <couleurz> Back with a z
25:00 <faux> omg
25:00 <faux> was wonderint who u were
25:00 <faux> lol
25:00 <faux> wb
26:00 <robot> you were wonderint.
26:00 <couleurz> ty fau
26:00 <couleurz> didnt realise there was a spelling change over the last decade but all good
26:00 <Picard> anyways im off to bed
26:00 <Picard> fuck u cunts
27:00 <simba> eat shit closet faggot
27:00 <Picard> faux, die in a fire :)
27:00 <Picard> closet faggot? wtf
27:00 <faux> rude
27:00 <couleurz> bye Picard u balding queerbo
27:00 <Picard> when did i go back in?
27:00 <simba> lol
27:00 <Matthew> night night Pic
27:00 <faux> Poc
27:00 <Picard> night sweetie :)
27:00 <simba> 2poc
28:00 <simba> pocmon the jamacian arcade game 
28:00 <simba> thank u 
30:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDdbn0eTDpA
30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Chappelle's Show - 2Pac is Alive Views: 2,894,418 Uploader: bagheera Uploaded: Nov 7, 2013 Duration: 3m17s Rating: 4.92
34:00 <couleurz> illuminati confirmed
36:00 <couleurz> rod laver is so old, his corpse still gets wheeled out to his own stadium xDDD
37:00 <simba> lucas laver :D Brasillian-Scouse daddy 
39:00 <couleurz> https://twitter.com/AustralianOpen/status/691202202539429888
39:00 <simba> idgi where IS April
40:00 <faux> before may
40:00 <couleurz> <TheRiddler> In my hotel room :p
42:00 <simba> Lol
42:00 <simba> Just unpacking
42:00 <simba> Forgot the power converters lol
42:00 <faux> he joined earler saying he was looking for sex locations
42:00 <faux> lol
42:00 <simba> in those words?
42:00 <simba> classic
43:00 <faux> yes
43:00 <couleurz> <TheRiddler> Our room was fumigated
43:00 <simba> hes gonna be one of those guys that gets pulled into a room seductively by a romanian girl waggling her finger and ends up in 28 little pieces
43:00 <faux> ok
43:00 <faux> watched too much hostel
44:00 <simba> I DID WATCH THAT MOVIE
44:00 <simba> and it was a bit gay
44:00 <faux> i know
44:00 <Clarkson> fuck this might go belt the wife then fuck her in the arse
44:00 <simba> once was enough hashtag once was enough
44:00 <faux> the whistling still haunts me
44:00 <simba> what whistling
44:00 <faux> my neighbour whistles wheneber hes watering the garden
44:00 <faux> and it makes me fel like hes gonna cut my head off and mail it to my dad
44:00 <simba> the kill bill whistling
44:00 <faux> when hes rolling them down the hallway thing
44:00 <faux> no
44:00 <faux> in hostel
45:00 <simba> ohh yea
46:00 <simba> i think about this vine a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjKjDbmfQg4
46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Brendan Rodgers winning the UEFA Europa League like via Vonstrenginho Espressino Views: 2,453 Uploader: the King Uploaded: Feb 20, 2015 Duration: 0m6s Rating: 5.00
47:00 <couleurz> lol
47:00 <faux> i cant believethat was a quentintarantinsosntodn movie wtf
47:00 <couleurz> it wasn't
47:00 <faux> but i just watched teh trailer
48:00 <faux> and it sed so
48:00 <faux> r u sure
48:00 <simba> it was eli rothe but qt has like his name first
48:00 <couleurz> yes
48:00 <couleurz> Presented by QT
48:00 <faux> oh phew
48:00 <faux> cos it wasnt that good
48:00 <couleurz> that's why people watched it
48:00 <simba> my mom saw the h8ful 8 and kept saying how Shocking it was
48:00 <faux> i made teh mistake of watching hostel 2
48:00 <faux> was the worst thing ever
48:00 <couleurz> is she ok now
48:00 <simba> Do you like those Tarantino movies? Oh shocking
49:00 <couleurz> tell her to watch last nights LFC win make her feel better
49:00 <couleurz> #ywnwa
49:00 <simba> almost showed her kloppglassesbreak.avi 
49:00 <couleurz> 93min epic action feat drama n tears
49:00 <simba> hostel 2 i didnt watch the whole thing
50:00 <simba> saw the blood sacrifice illuminati shit in the bath
50:00 <simba> was mental
50:00 <faux> god
50:00 <faux> good
50:00 <faux> save ur time
50:00 <couleurz> i saw eli roths new movie
50:00 <faux> was dumb
50:00 <couleurz> it was hilarious
50:00 <faux> what was it
50:00 <couleurz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNIsBndJPFk
51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Green Inferno Banned Red Band Trailer Views: 135,961 Uploader: Doctor O-Thug Uploaded: Sep 18, 2015 Duration: 1m38s Rating: 4.49
51:00 <couleurz> worth watching 2 c how bad it is
51:00 <couleurz> RED BAND TRAILER nsfw
51:00 <couleurz> !!!!!!!!
51:00 <couleurz> lol the acting SO BAD
51:00 <couleurz> lmao welcome to the jungle what year is it
51:00 <faux> im already bored at 16 seconds in
52:00 <couleurz> the gore sucked, all rubber and tomato sauce
52:00 <simba> looks like ace ventura meets isis
53:00 <couleurz> it's a rip off of an old movie based on same shit
53:00 <faux> lol @ vomiting in the plane
53:00 <faux> COOKING SOON
53:00 <faux> that looks horrible
55:00 <couleurz> it's so bad
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