// #melbourne — 2016-01-23
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00:00:00 <faux> my litrle cousin asked me what sex felt like
00:00:00 <faux> lol
00:00:00 <faux> i was like oh ok
00:00:00 <xm> how old?
00:00:00 <faux> im a virgin obv
00:00:00 <faux> 12
00:00:00 <xm> that is quite presumptuous of your coz
00:00:00 <xm> cuz*
00:00:00 <faux> full assumes imnot how rude
00:00:00 <faux> lmao
00:01:00 <faux> im not even that close w her
00:01:00 <faux> so i was like
00:01:00 <faux> how rude
00:01:00 <xm> sometimes you prefer to ask those that are 2nd tier
00:01:00 <faux> "idk ask ya mum'
00:01:00 <xm> first tier is too awk sometimes
00:01:00 <faux> nah my cousins are comft with me.. thenones im close with
00:01:00 <faux> but she isnt so it was a bit unexpecred
00:01:00 <xm> like if i had to think of my mother having sex i'd probably end up back in Graylands -- i do not
00:01:00 <faux> im like if youre thinking about it il kill you
00:01:00 <Clarkson> just plug this fucker into the dock n yeh yeh, dual core 3d graphic drivers , Booming
00:01:00 <faux> shes like no just curious
00:02:00 <faux> when i was 17 my 12 year old cousin asked me what wanking was
00:02:00 <faux> lol
00:02:00 <faux> so i pulled out a cucumber and showed her
00:02:00 <faux> .
00:02:00 <xm> just tell her to to go wiki.redtube.com and read hte articles
00:02:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> Bi-Curioous? :P
00:02:00 <faux> im clearly responsuble
00:02:00 <xm> faux are you the "go to" person in the family, with the kids that is
00:03:00 <xm> r u populah
00:03:00 <faux> she had her first puff of a cig with me and then i was like ifcyou eber touch it again ill break your fingers
00:03:00 <faux> lol the ones im close with feel very comfy w me
00:03:00 <faux> we talk about everything
00:05:00 <xm> ive never met anyone from my dad's side before, it would be quite strange
00:07:00 <xm> my cousins over east are always meeting up tho
00:07:00 <faux> are they in oz
00:07:00 <xm> i dont really have any relatives here
00:07:00 <faux> oh
00:07:00 <faux> that sucks
00:07:00 <xm> as far as i know, no relatives from dad's side are in aus
00:07:00 <xm> most of my mother's relatives are in melb
00:07:00 <faux> lol my guy cousin was like 10 and came and asked me what masturbatinf was and im like itmeans dancing.
00:07:00 <faux> hes like oh we were masturbatin at school the other day
00:08:00 <faux> im like plsndont ever say that again lol
00:08:00 <xm> have you ever showed any relatives theriddler video
00:08:00 <xm> srs question
00:08:00 <faux> i used to tutor him in maths
00:08:00 <faux> wtf no
00:08:00 <faux> lol
00:08:00 <xm> hahahahahahah
00:08:00 <xm> EHehEHe
00:08:00 <faux> one day i went over t tutor him
00:08:00 <faux> and we opened his dads laptop
00:08:00 <faux> and there was porn
00:08:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> Which video :P
00:08:00 <faux> and we were like ..
00:08:00 <faux> awks
00:08:00 <faux> it was frozen
00:08:00 <xm> i cant remember TheRiddler. send them all again to me!!!
00:09:00 <xm> i will save them to my dropbox this time, so i will never lose it again!!
00:09:00 <faux> i still have some dancing vids he made me for valentines day
00:09:00 <faux> lollllll
00:09:00 <faux> but not his egg ones
00:09:00 <faux> gross
00:09:00 <xm> is taht the be my vest one
00:09:00 <xm> wait i remember a vid he wouldnt let anyone else see
00:09:00 <xm> so the egg was public
00:10:00 <faux> see my vest
00:10:00 <xm> but not some one where he was being "normal"
00:10:00 <faux> yeah that one and a couple others
00:10:00 <faux> when has he ever said no
00:10:00 <faux> he shows everyone everythinf
00:10:00 <faux> no shame
00:10:00 <faux> loll
00:10:00 <xm> i think he did once, or at least ignored my petitions
00:10:00 <xm> maybe if i had a girl's nick he would take more notice of me
00:10:00 <faux> lol
00:11:00 <faux> maybs
00:11:00 <couleurs> ;)
00:11:00 <xm> so sick of bein ignored by Ashypoo
00:11:00 <xm> and he promised he was going to take me to the 'pines with him but he forgot all abou tit
00:12:00 <xm> >:|
00:16:00 <xm> i just typed secret morse code gossip about Matthew using red mibbit flashing
00:16:00 <xm> couleurs what you think>>>????
00:16:00 <xm> true and accurate???
00:16:00 <couleurs> heheheh.... no comment
00:16:00 <couleurs> *wiNK*
00:16:00 <xm> donaHUEhueHueHueHue
00:17:00 <couleurs> :p
00:17:00 <xm> oi gimme ops
00:17:00 <Matthew> umm what
00:17:00 <xm> how can we be married
00:17:00 <xm> if we arent even equal
00:18:00 <xm> this is not going to work
00:18:00 <xm> THE WEDDING'S OFF
00:18:00 <faux> 00:14] <@faux> he has a new nickname for me
00:18:00 <faux> [00:14] <@faux> im confused
00:18:00 <faux> [00:14] <@faux> faux bear
00:18:00 <faux> [00:15] <@faux> "like a care bear"
00:18:00 <faux> [00:15] <@faux> ok ty
00:18:00 <faux> before i got dc
00:18:00 <faux> soz i cant give u ops
00:18:00 <faux> our fate is in Serenitys hands
00:19:00 <xm> it's OK it's always the future mother-in-law that causes probs
00:19:00 <faux> best i can do
00:19:00 <xm> maybe we can work this out
00:19:00 <Matthew> everywhere you look... everywhere is a place... of somebody who needs youuu
00:20:00 <faux> lollp
00:20:00 <faux> omg i just leaned..leant? leanededed on my glasses
00:20:00 <faux> lucky i didnt break them
00:20:00 <faux> im so dumb
00:20:00 <faux> CRUSH..
00:20:00 <xm> i tried wearing my glasses again but then quickly forgot again
00:20:00 <couleurs> How I Met Your Mother-in-Law and Order SUV CSI: IRC
00:20:00 <Matthew> I got two snapchats today from somebody in this channel regarding CRUSH
00:20:00 <xm> i have to go for the 2 year check up eye thing soon
00:20:00 <Matthew> and didn't appreciate them.
00:21:00 <xm> what is CRUSH
00:21:00 <Matthew> a great song from the 90's
00:21:00 <Matthew> which I adore
00:21:00 <xm> oh that?
00:21:00 <xm> she is such a virgin compared to da ladies of 2day
00:22:00 <faux> lmao yes
00:22:00 <faux> simbas snap
00:22:00 <faux> i lold
00:22:00 <faux> lmaoooo
00:23:00 <Matthew> i then played that song in the car when i was driving and snapped it
00:23:00 <faux> hes p funny when hes not being a turd
00:23:00 <xm> where's my invite
00:23:00 <xm> i wanna join then leave, just to make a point
00:23:00 <Matthew> and sent it
00:23:00 <Matthew> i was singing tbh
00:23:00 <faux> huh
00:23:00 <faux> join wat
00:23:00 <faux> we're talking about snapchat
00:23:00 <xm> im not that familiar with snapchat. is it a group?
00:23:00 <xm> that you can create in there
00:24:00 <Matthew> yep
00:24:00 <Matthew> group sex
00:24:00 <xm> like how whatsapp has groups
00:24:00 <Matthew> whatsapp is so 2013
00:24:00 <faux> download the app
00:24:00 <faux> no
00:24:00 <faux> its an app
00:24:00 <faux> u send and receive pics and vida
00:24:00 <faux> s
00:24:00 <faux> 10 seconds long
00:24:00 <faux> that disappear
00:24:00 <faux> unless u screenshot them
00:25:00 <Matthew> or you add them to an option called 'My Story' which your friends can see for a maximum of 24 hours
00:25:00 <Matthew> but you can see WHO is looking at your snapchats
00:25:00 <faux> stupid lag
00:25:00 <xm> oh right
00:26:00 <Matthew> there is also a private chat option on there
00:26:00 <Matthew> that automatically deletes chat history as soon as you close the app
00:26:00 <Matthew> very convenient tbh
00:26:00 <couleurs> i'd be good @ it
00:26:00 <xm> do you have any sounds on this soundcloud of yours matthew, the one you casually mentioned a while ago
00:27:00 <Matthew> what
00:27:00 <couleurs> Yes.
00:27:00 <mandy> hi
00:27:00 <xm> hi mandy
00:28:00 <xm> nice to meet you
00:28:00 <Matthew> no idea what you're talking about tbh
00:28:00 <xm> im ash
00:28:00 <faux> you can save chat though
00:28:00 <faux> in snapchat
00:29:00 <Matthew> i watched the last episode of dawson's creek tonight with my friend (yes... 12 years too late) ...
00:29:00 <Matthew> safe to say we were both crying our eyes out
00:30:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPR108kwNo4
00:30:00 <xm> 4 matthew
00:30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Paula Cole-Where have all the cowboys gone Views: 3,945,396 Uploader: Gianluca Cafagna Uploaded: Mar 8, 2013 Duration: 3m52s Rating: 4.82
00:31:00 <faux> everytime i look at my battery percentage it matches the time in one way or another
00:31:00 <faux> like its on 31% and its 00:31
00:31:00 <faux> illuminatuuyosis
00:31:00 <Matthew> not a fan of that song tbh
00:31:00 <Matthew> or video in general actually
00:32:00 <Matthew> only one Paula Cole song i LIKE
00:32:00 <mandy> is Austnet shutting down
00:33:00 <couleurs> no mandy it will live on forever in our hearts
00:33:00 <Matthew> the final day is February 29th 2016
00:35:00 <mandy> why doesnt anyone come here anymore?
00:35:00 <xm> mandy, because Austnet reduced their spending on advertising
00:35:00 <xm> you may need to take up this issue with administration
00:36:00 <xm> there will be a community town hall meeting on sunday afternoon, you can raise it then
00:36:00 <mandy> will the meeting be as dead as it is now
00:36:00 <mandy> #yolo
00:37:00 <mandy> asl all
00:37:00 <xm> nup, there will be bingo with TheRon and free financial advice by Picard on how to get rich quick -- you will be able to buy his book on the desk for a mere $56.50. a small price to pay to make millions tbh
00:38:00 <mandy> hmm ok
00:38:00 <faux> i got tired of waiting
00:38:00 <faux> wonderinf if you were every coming arounď
00:39:00 <Matthew> time for the best of Belinda Carlisle
00:39:00 <xm> Kim Wilde > Belinda XD
00:40:00 <faux> bobc
00:40:00 <Matthew> nah. Belinda is divine.
00:40:00 <faux> bed time
00:40:00 <faux> i except wontons tomoz xm
00:40:00 <faux> uh
00:40:00 <faux> expect
00:40:00 <faux> sleepiness makes me dyslexic
00:40:00 <xm> mission excepted
00:40:00 <faux> goodnight :*
00:41:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_ZwD60T1GM
00:41:00 <faux> lolllllll
00:41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Belinda Carlisle -- Do You Feel Like I Feel? Views: 567,119 Uploader: SmudgerZero Uploaded: May 13, 2006 Duration: 4m6s Rating: 4.80
00:41:00 <xm> faux me brain dead dw
00:41:00 <xm> it ok
00:41:00 <xm> it friday
00:41:00 <faux> i fried
00:41:00 <xm> TGIFFFF
00:41:00 <faux> lol
00:41:00 <faux> nini
00:41:00 <couleurs> DoRiToeS
00:41:00 <xm> nite hABiBi
00:46:00 <stan> soup
00:46:00 <Bastardly_One> not much
00:47:00 <stan> u jus fcked orfff at lunch time, no fck u no noffin
00:47:00 <stan> I got some sleep in but
00:49:00 <stan> wannah draaaaag maaaan?
00:49:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... quit a while ago
00:49:00 <stan> how do u do it?
00:50:00 <stan> to urself
00:53:00 <stan> brought some seeds with me from sydney
00:53:00 <stan> tobacco seeds, some I gave away n some I planted outside here
00:54:00 <stan> n some other seeds, gave em away, I can't have em here
00:54:00 <stan> atm
00:55:00 <stan> the chick I gave em to ticked me
00:55:00 <stan> so that was ok
00:56:00 <stan> been here a week n I already have contctz
00:56:00 <stan> +a
00:57:00 <stan> new contactz
00:58:00 <xm> whats wrong with ur eyes
00:58:00 <stan> wat's wrong wif urs?
00:59:00 <xm> im glad you asked, i am going to optometrist for check up
00:59:00 <xm> when i get back i will tell you
00:59:00 <xm> thank you for concern
00:59:00 <stan> lol
01:00:00 <xm> how r u 2night my friend
01:00:00 <stan> ok n u?
01:00:00 <xm> plucking my eye brows
01:01:00 <stan> don't
01:01:00 <stan> u'll look like norrell
01:01:00 <xm> i cant stop
01:01:00 <xm> loooool
01:02:00 <xm> hey im sure i can do a better job
01:03:00 <stan> I don't wannah think of u goin down that path
01:03:00 <xm> dw m8 im just kidding
01:03:00 <stan> ye k
01:04:00 <xm> i think im drained
01:04:00 <xm> FaiNtZ
01:05:00 <stan> heh
01:06:00 <stan> hey
01:06:00 <stan> Bastardly_One:
01:21:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
01:22:00 <stan> k
01:51:00 <stan> lover lover y do u push
01:51:00 <stan> haven't heard this track in years
02:40:00 <TheRiddler> Kumas
02:40:00 <TheRiddler> Kumusta
02:40:00 <TheRiddler> Rather
02:42:00 <TheRiddler> Sadly the hotel is pretty poor
02:42:00 <TheRiddler> But cheap
03:09:00 <TheRiddler> Oops
03:10:00 <TheRiddler> Accidentally lost connection
03:10:00 <TheRiddler> Andy
03:11:00 <TheRiddler> My sim card isn't liked by austnet
03:12:00 <TheRiddler> Anyways goodnight
03:14:00 <stan> mmmmmmmmmmmm
03:14:00 <stan> incence
03:40:00 <Maurice> You're fat and asian
03:40:00 <Maurice> And a baby
04:59:00 <subway> we got some losers on here tonight
06:02:00 <subway> lori webster
14:12:00 <Serenity> i wonder if theriddler will irc us from the pines
14:13:00 <grem> http://i.imgur.com/UbmOFRg.gifv
14:13:00 <grem> om nom nom nom
14:13:00 <grem> http://imgur.com/gallery/fhdxlUd
14:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Peeps n freaks
14:30:00 <British^Meat> no
14:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> Eh?
15:06:00 <couleurs> u beautey
15:15:00 <couleurs> Hi Zaim
15:20:00 <couleurs> it's me couleurs
15:23:00 <couleurs> n e 1 their
15:48:00 <faux> woah i just spoke to teh gayest dude ever on teh phone
15:48:00 <faux> i thought it was a woman til he said his name was Gavin
15:48:00 <faux> awks
15:48:00 <couleurs> Hot.
15:50:00 <faux> murder is hot
15:51:00 <couleurs> :p
16:06:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/jlO9cqYWnc4
16:06:00 <faux> Matthew irl
16:06:00 <faux> and his name is actually matthee
16:06:00 <faux> w
16:06:00 <faux> MaTTHeW eXPoSeD
16:06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: GUY TRIES CREAM CONTOURING FOR THE FIRST TIME!! Views: 187 Uploader: AlrightHey Uploaded: Jan 22, 2016 Duration: 7m16s Rating: 4.89
16:07:00 <simba> Lol.
16:09:00 <couleurs> Yuk.
16:10:00 <faux> gorjus dahling
16:10:00 <couleurs> bet he hasn't sean a vagina
16:10:00 <Clarkson> beehhh how do u respond to these accusations that u have big boobs
16:11:00 <simba> just because I've slept with more gay men then you have.....
16:12:00 <faux> lol
16:12:00 <faux> funny chap
16:13:00 <couleurs> the fact he considers himself "kool" is hilarious
16:14:00 <faux> lmao
16:15:00 <faux> URGH
16:16:00 <couleurs> CRUSH..
16:19:00 <simba> Seal...
16:23:00 <faux> snoopys cumship
16:24:00 <couleurs> smelly19
16:25:00 <simba> LOL
16:31:00 <couleurs> did u guys c that dr girl punch an uber driver cos she was drunk
16:33:00 <couleurs> the worst part is the uber guy just accepted money for it instead of ruining her life 4 ever
16:35:00 <couleurs> what a nerd!!!!!!
16:42:00 <couleurs> Test
16:43:00 <TheRon> post some breasts
16:44:00 <couleurs> ( . ) ( . )
16:45:00 <TheRon> they're amazing
16:46:00 <couleurs> twanx
16:49:00 <doctor> ( o ) ( * )
16:52:00 <couleurs> :p
16:56:00 <couleurs> what's da goss doctor
17:02:00 <doctor> Last night I spent most of it playing mass effect 3
17:02:00 <TheRon> insane in the membrane
17:02:00 <doctor> And now coffee is making my head spin
17:02:00 <doctor> that's exactly right Theron
17:02:00 <doctor> What about you dear couleurs ?
17:04:00 <couleurs> Same.
17:06:00 <couleurs> bit tired, feel like i caught some flu bug...........
17:06:00 <TheRon> beer always perks me up
17:07:00 <doctor> yeah, it must be australian weather. seems a few people are a bit lethargic right now
17:07:00 <doctor> including myself, but that's because I'm an idiot
17:08:00 <couleurs> what happen
17:09:00 <TheRon> i got told a story about a strip joint today, after it i needed a cigarette
17:10:00 <TheRon> it involved ping pong balls and beads
17:11:00 <doctor> playing computer games at ungodly hours
17:12:00 <doctor> did strippers have a ping pong competition where the winning prize was a bead necklace?
17:12:00 <TheRon> something like that
17:12:00 <TheRon> drawing lotto numbers
17:12:00 <doctor> and smoking
17:12:00 <TheRon> nope that was me
17:13:00 <doctor> you dont smoke!
17:13:00 <TheRon> exactly
17:13:00 <doctor> must have been a wild journey
17:18:00 <TheRon> very classy
17:21:00 <couleurs> :)
17:26:00 <couleurs> watcheing 2 tannis matches @ once
17:29:00 <couleurs> Divine.
17:30:00 <TheRon> would you like some cucumber sandwiches?
17:40:00 <couleurs> cumber sandwiches
17:43:00 <TheRon> they're delightful
17:46:00 <couleurs> so am i
18:15:00 <simba> cucumber in a sandwich wtf??!!!!!
18:19:00 <TheRon> it's classy
18:20:00 <TheRon> ooh heaven is aplace on earth
18:27:00 <TheRon> we did it all for the glory of love
18:30:00 <TheRon> i've been waiting for a girl to come into my life
18:50:00 <TheRon> come on baby make it hurt so good
19:04:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna run to you
19:04:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> ha
19:04:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> you funny
19:05:00 <TheRon> i'm fucking hilarious\
19:06:00 <TheRon> i ain't missing you at all
19:11:00 <TheRon> take my breathe away.......
19:11:00 <TheRon> god i love top gun
19:16:00 <TheRon> how do i get you alone............
19:23:00 <MrMark> its friday!!!!!party time!!!!!
19:23:00 <TheRon> MrMark: i'm going downtown
19:24:00 <MrMark> things will be great when your DOWNTOWN!!
19:24:00 <TheRon> indeed
19:25:00 <TheRon> little river band - lady
19:26:00 <TheRon> the office with jack black
19:27:00 <Lwaxana> pfft
19:27:00 <zaim> dat lwaxana
19:28:00 <zaim> she so dreamy
19:29:00 <TheRon> hello, it's me.......
19:30:00 <Lwaxana> phewww thought it was someone else
20:42:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/jDa3EIx
20:42:00 <faux> yessss
21:22:00 <partay> faux OMG OMG
21:23:00 <amelia> she doesn't like you fuck off
21:24:00 <partay> amelia have another bag of doritos
21:25:00 <amelia> I'm 1/4 your size you short fat fuck
21:25:00 <partay> hahaha
21:25:00 <partay> wrong
21:25:00 <amelia> WRoNG
21:25:00 <partay> you are a big unit
21:26:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahaha
21:26:00 <amelia> nice one dork
21:26:00 <partay> i can guess
21:26:00 <partay> youre about 70kg
21:28:00 <amelia> nice try dork
21:28:00 <Serenity> amelia is tiny wtf lol
21:28:00 <Serenity> shes fucking tinkerbelle
21:28:00 <Clarkson> she's a full bitch to the other girls
21:28:00 <partay> hahaha
21:28:00 <Serenity> just as cunty as tinkerbelle too
21:28:00 <faux> MEELIES
21:28:00 <faux> watching ep 3 of MS
21:28:00 <faux> MW*
21:28:00 <amelia> ahahahahaah
21:28:00 <amelia> oooooooooooo
21:29:00 <partay> faux season 5 in 4 weeks
21:29:00 <amelia> DUN TELL ME WOT HAPPENS
21:29:00 <faux> NO I HAVE TO TELL U ONE THING
21:29:00 <faux> its not a spoiler
21:29:00 <amelia> fuck off random she not talkin to your stumpy fat ass
21:29:00 <Clarkson> did she cum on the food?
21:29:00 <faux> but big ang is doing yoga
21:29:00 <amelia> ok tell @ me
21:29:00 <faux> and its HILARIOUS
21:29:00 <faux> lmaooo
21:29:00 <faux> like imagine her balancing with her giant knockers
21:30:00 <faux> dying
21:30:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
21:30:00 <Serenity> the fuck are you two watching
21:30:00 <faux> mob wives
21:30:00 <faux> lkll
21:30:00 <faux> loll*
21:30:00 <Serenity> ohh
21:30:00 <Serenity> ive been told by a couple people to watch that
21:30:00 <faux> pls watch its so trashy and hilarious
21:30:00 <amelia> big ang doin yoga
21:31:00 <amelia> bwahahahaha
21:31:00 <faux> lollllllllllll meelies its so funny
21:31:00 <amelia> her doin downward dog
21:31:00 <amelia> with those tits
21:31:00 <Clarkson> Yeah knives is always shit in the sack
21:31:00 <Serenity> is it like reality? or that fake reality stuff
21:31:00 <faux> she was like
21:31:00 <faux> ..im out
21:31:00 <faux> lol all reality is semi scripted
21:31:00 <Serenity> ah yep
21:31:00 <faux> its reality tv though
21:31:00 <faux> likw they all know each other n stuff
21:32:00 <Serenity> ahh yeah
21:32:00 <faux> but idont doubt its scripted a bit
21:32:00 <Serenity> is it on NF?
21:32:00 <faux> tocreage DRaMa
21:32:00 <faux> idk tbh
21:32:00 <faux> i dont have nf
21:32:00 <faux> i just stream it
21:32:00 <Serenity> i will check it.. if i remember
21:32:00 <faux> add it
21:32:00 <faux> to ur app
21:32:00 <faux> ;D
21:33:00 <faux> as reminder
21:33:00 <Serenity> yass good idea
21:33:00 <faux> k im gonna overdose on cherries and finish this ep
21:33:00 <faux> bbs
21:38:00 <partay> *sip*
21:38:00 <partay> amelia you keeping up your meds ?
22:08:00 <faux> weeoow
22:36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and than she said...... whoops i wasnt ment to tell everyone that
23:06:00 <grem> i have had better?
23:07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahahah yeah maybe
23:25:00 <CrIp> https://i.imgur.com/13ucL3Q.jpg
23:25:00 <mrdanger> hullo
23:25:00 <couleurs> hallo
23:25:00 <mrdanger> hai
23:26:00 <couleurs> sup
23:27:00 <mrdanger> kickin it yo
23:27:00 <mrdanger> sup witchoo
23:27:00 <couleurs> chillen like a villen
23:27:00 <mrdanger> syk
23:27:00 <couleurs> yea
23:28:00 <couleurs> n e other goss
23:29:00 <mrdanger> vaginas
23:29:00 <couleurs> Nice.
23:29:00 <mrdanger> noice
23:32:00 <couleurs> aye caramba
23:33:00 <mrdanger> ay ay ay
23:33:00 <xm> i have goss
23:33:00 <couleurs> la la bamba.mp3
23:33:00 <mrdanger> foc
23:33:00 <xm> it's Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:33:00 <couleurs> tgif
23:33:00 <mrdanger> friday?
23:33:00 <couleurs> WoOoO
23:33:00 <faux> woah
23:33:00 <faux> mrdanger
23:34:00 <mrdanger> soup
23:34:00 <Matthew> Bettina
23:34:00 <faux> Reese
23:34:00 <mrdanger> vagine?
23:34:00 <faux> how are you dangerous dude
23:34:00 <faux> where u been
23:35:00 <mrdanger> im good, just been chillin yo
23:35:00 <mrdanger> im a busy man, corporate life
23:35:00 <mrdanger> hah
23:35:00 <mrdanger> whats crackin in faux land?
23:36:00 <faux> not much
23:36:00 <faux> my sissy is here from lebanon
23:36:00 <faux> yay
23:36:00 <mrdanger> awesome
23:36:00 <mrdanger> my sister in law is here from ireland
23:36:00 <faux> other than that im boring as fuck
23:36:00 <mrdanger> but i havent seen her yet coz i had to work
23:36:00 <faux> oh yeah
23:36:00 <faux> fun
23:36:00 <mrdanger> gangster
23:36:00 <mrdanger> straight up gangster.
23:36:00 <mrdanger> also, i am a ufc champion now :p
23:37:00 <faux> where u working now
23:37:00 <faux> kfc?
23:37:00 <mrdanger> kfc would go down a treat
23:37:00 <faux> lol
23:37:00 <faux> idgi
23:37:00 <faux> pls explain
23:37:00 <mrdanger> i am a "logistics business manager" for a large retail company, having been on irc before i have chosen not to disclose my employer for fear of termination
23:38:00 <Matthew> wise move.
23:38:00 <mrdanger> they pay me lots of money to make other people redundant, its a poor lifestyle choice for a bleeding heart lefty like me
23:39:00 <mrdanger> but i guess that's how the world works, or at least thats what i tell myself to get to sleep
23:39:00 <xm> so you believe in minimum wage then?
23:39:00 <mrdanger> as in, as low as it can possibly go?
23:40:00 <mrdanger> i believe in minimum wage
23:40:00 <xm> as in the fact it exists at all
23:40:00 <xm> given you said you are a lefty
23:40:00 <mrdanger> yeah but then the joke was that i was a heartless corporate type who believes that people earning less than a living wage was somehow good for the continuity of my business
23:40:00 <mrdanger> get it?
23:40:00 <mrdanger> funny hey
23:41:00 <xm> yes but i remember you being a lefty, so i was wondering what your position on minimum wage was. or at least your justification for it if you support it
23:42:00 <mrdanger> I actually think the entire system is corupt and we live in this tyranical world of capital over community and the hampster wheel must eventually be abandoned and our cages overturned
23:42:00 <mrdanger> but before that happens id like to make some money
23:42:00 <Matthew> welcome back to the exquisite faux
23:43:00 <xm> but the government allows corruption to happen by being in bed with these large companies
23:43:00 <mrdanger> minimum wage though, if you don't have it then you have endentured servitude - which isnt far from what it is with the minimum wage
23:43:00 <faux> Thank you to the DiViNe Matthew
23:43:00 <mrdanger> so im not really sure which way i should go
23:44:00 <mrdanger> if the government was really in bed with these large companies i would still work for general motors
23:44:00 <xm> yeah you could argue either way
23:44:00 <mrdanger> the government is in bed with the government
23:44:00 <xm> yes, the government is the largest monopoly
23:44:00 <Matthew> pleasure precious
23:45:00 <xm> speaking of the automative industry
23:45:00 <xm> are you for their bail outs?
23:45:00 <xm> bailouts(
23:45:00 <mrdanger> they decided not to do it
23:45:00 <mrdanger> well, there was one before my time
23:45:00 <mrdanger> then while i was there they decided against it and everyone was shocked
23:46:00 <xm> people wouldnt be shocked though if you told them that type writer businesses shouldnt be bailed
23:46:00 <mrdanger> very true
23:46:00 <mrdanger> although with the dollar as it has been for almost 12 months i bet they are kicking themselves]
23:46:00 <xm> cheaper exports?
23:47:00 <xm> there's always a winner
23:47:00 <mrdanger> when gm decided to let it go our dollar was 1.05 americam
23:47:00 <xm> i forgot there was a day when it was > 1
23:47:00 <mrdanger> yup
23:47:00 <xm> fuck uuuuu AUD i want my cheap imported electronic gear
23:47:00 <mrdanger> lol
23:47:00 <mrdanger> i just went to europe for 6 weeks and i wish my dollar was 1 usd
23:47:00 <mrdanger> got raped on the exchange
23:47:00 <xm> where'd you go?
23:48:00 <mrdanger> london, paris, amsterdam, edinburgh, all over ireland
23:48:00 <mrdanger> got engaged and shit
23:48:00 <mrdanger> was a good trip
23:48:00 <xm> all over ireland? why did you spend a lot of time there -- family?
23:48:00 <mrdanger> fiances dad has lived there for 21 years with her step mum and half sister
23:48:00 <xm> i see
23:48:00 <mrdanger> so yeah, just chillin with fams
23:49:00 <xm> when's the big day
23:49:00 <mrdanger> november
23:49:00 <mrdanger> november blank, depeds on venues
23:49:00 <xm> so did her Irish relatives live up to the drunken stereotypes
23:49:00 <mrdanger> heh
23:49:00 <xm> there is an Irish saying, a pub only closes for renovations to make it bigger
23:49:00 <mrdanger> pub from 4 to 6 every day
23:49:00 <xm> nah i made that up
23:49:00 <mrdanger> \something i could get use to
23:50:00 <mrdanger> funnily enough her dads a builder and he got a job extending the pub while we were there
23:50:00 <mrdanger> lol
23:50:00 <xm> loooool
23:50:00 <xm> in reality they wouldnt close the pub, people would sit there even if it were raining asbestos
23:51:00 <mrdanger> nah they would put a sheet up at best
23:51:00 <mrdanger> or just tell you to cover your drink when the asbetos rains down
23:51:00 <mrdanger> anyway, always a pleasure xm
23:51:00 <xm> or just tell you that alcohol kills the asbestos -- drink more
23:51:00 <xm> good for business
23:51:00 <xm> you going? ok cya
23:51:00 <xm> congrats
23:51:00 <xm> i expect a wedding invite
23:51:00 <mrdanger> now that i have found mirc again on my computing machine i will be back
23:52:00 <xm> ur not like bono
23:52:00 <xm> you found what ur lookin for
23:52:00 <mrdanger> my gf expects a venue, sometimes things just dont work out]
23:52:00 <mrdanger> see ya xm :p
23:52:00 <xm> who wants to be my +1 for mrdanger's wedding
23:52:00 <couleurs> me
23:52:00 <xm> im lookin at you faux
23:53:00 <xm> ok u 2
23:53:00 <xm> u r a girl irl neway
23:53:00 <xm> u love gossip, you will get on well with the girls
23:53:00 <faux> i accept
23:53:00 <faux> can u buy me wontons
23:53:00 <xm> faux, we should save time while we are at it and hand out OUR wedding invites to everyone
23:53:00 <couleurs> new hot gossip: mrdanger is getting married at unspecified venue sometime in nov 2016 u herd it hear 1st
23:54:00 <faux> ok
23:54:00 <xm> lolll yes
23:54:00 <xm> who goes on a 6 week enagement trip, what a lucky bastard
23:54:00 <xm> most people dont even spend half that long for a honeymoon
23:54:00 <xm> i see couleurs's mibbit nick in red
23:54:00 <faux> they prob went on holiday
23:54:00 <faux> and he proposed
23:54:00 <faux> lol
23:54:00 <xm> he is telling faux to FUCK OFF BICH HE'S MINE
23:55:00 <faux> wow rude
23:55:00 <xm> oh yeah the good old pull out the engagement trick while on a high
23:55:00 <couleurs> just typing gibberish so Matthew and xm get exited hehehe typety type type tip tap
23:55:00 <xm> he could have saved money by going to America and to a ball game, then tell the stadium about the proposal
23:55:00 <xm> get on TV n social media too!!!
23:55:00 <faux> lame
23:55:00 <xm> she would be on pressure!!!
23:56:00 <faux> i would say no
23:56:00 <xm> of course it's lame, i dunno why so many guys do it
23:56:00 <faux> just to embarrass him for being kame
23:56:00 <faux> lolll
23:56:00 <faux> lame*
23:56:00 <faux> I WANT FRIED WONTONS
23:56:00 <Matthew> umm that is so gay
23:56:00 <couleurs> Kame West
23:56:00 <xm> occasionally they get rejected SUCKED IN
23:56:00 <faux> ask your mom 2 make me sum
23:56:00 <faux> pls
23:56:00 <xm> fried wonton with hoisin sauce
23:56:00 <faux> no
23:56:00 <Serenity> mmm ronton
23:56:00 <faux> no sauce
23:56:00 <xm> what else would you eat it with?
23:56:00 <couleurs> dare u 2 propose on irc rite now
23:56:00 <xm> r u kidden me
23:56:00 <Serenity> sweet n sour sauce
23:56:00 <Serenity> YARM
23:56:00 <xm> -- couleurs
23:57:00 <faux> NO SAUCE
23:57:00 <xm> no srs
23:57:00 <xm> hoisin sauce is da best
23:57:00 <xm> it is the hummus of Asia
23:57:00 <Serenity> no its not sweet and sour is ok stop fucking arguing
23:57:00 <xm> well far eastern Asia
23:58:00 <faux> mmm hommus
23:58:00 <faux> want
23:58:00 <faux> xm whats 80% of 450
23:58:00 <xm> i will make fried wonton 4 faux and put in a metallic washer, so she things im gonna propose HAHAHAH
23:58:00 <xm> 390?
23:58:00 <xm> wait
23:58:00 <xm> 410
23:58:00 <xm> ahha i dunno
23:59:00 <faux> cbf 4 calc
23:59:00 <faux> NVM i calc'd
23:59:00 <faux> what kind of asian t u
23:59:00 <xm> 360
23:59:00 <faux> lolll
23:59:00 <faux> 360
23:59:00 <xm> yeah just 450 - 45x2
23:59:00 <faux> if u gave me a wonton for a wedding ring
23:59:00 <xm> it's Friday K
23:59:00 <faux> i woipd say yes
23:59:00 <xm> i turn my brain off
23:59:00 <faux> im easy
23:59:00 <faux> wait
23:59:00 <faux> ji take that back
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