// #melbourne — 2016-01-14
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00:00:00 <Matthew> and everybody is talked up after death... no matter how good or bad they were at something
00:00:00 <doctor> it's all just an ego stroking exercise i find
00:00:00 <morgoth> I believe in god
00:01:00 <doctor> when I die, the sooner my essence is completely forgotten the better
00:02:00 <morgoth> Dont tell the devil...
00:03:00 <morgoth> Jesus is here.
00:03:00 <morgoth> Hallelujah
00:07:00 <doctor> Why, they have another lovers feud?
00:08:00 <morgoth> Oh god, im a sinner
00:08:00 <slower> there is no wrong or right way. different expressions of grief is fine
00:08:00 <doctor> well you can either give yourself another 100 lashings or accept it like everyone else
00:11:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/PPDXvbN
00:11:00 <faux> lmao the tiny blood stain
00:11:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
00:12:00 <TheRiddler> Hai faux
00:12:00 <faux> hello
00:12:00 <TheRiddler> How's you?
00:13:00 <morgoth> Hallelujah
00:16:00 <doctor> why does she need an excuse? when I'm being a dick I don't have to explain myself
00:16:00 <Clarkson> i know i know you're all sad and shit now
00:16:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
00:18:00 <TheRiddler> I'm try to figure out wtf is up with this doll thing in this anime
00:18:00 <doctor> http://i.imgur.com/HRr71Su.jpg
00:18:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
00:21:00 <Doodle> [00:11] <faux> http://imgur.com/PPDXvbN
00:21:00 <Doodle> [00:11] <faux> lmao the tiny blood stain
00:21:00 <Doodle> lmao
00:22:00 <faux> loool
00:24:00 <faux> so the spider died
00:24:00 <faux> i found it on my floor
00:24:00 <faux> it was so big it looked like a baby octopus when it was dead
00:24:00 <faux> i picked it up in a towel an threw out the whole towel
00:24:00 <faux> kinda realised i shoulda vacuumed it up
00:24:00 <faux> rip towel
00:24:00 <faux> thx for listening
00:24:00 <Doodle> lol yeh
00:24:00 <Doodle> paper towel even
00:25:00 <faux> no i thought of tissues but i didnt wanna feel it between my fingers
00:26:00 <faux> i cannot get over how big it was
00:26:00 <faux> my neighbour came around to spray it vos i ran out of mortein and she was like wtf
00:27:00 <Doodle> eww
00:27:00 <Doodle> [00:26] <faux> i cannot get over how big it was
00:27:00 <Doodle> also thats what she said
00:27:00 <faux> lol
00:27:00 <faux> pic
00:27:00 <Doodle> heheeeeee
00:27:00 <faux> im not joking.
00:27:00 <faux> lolll
00:27:00 <Doodle> oh
00:27:00 <faux> lmao i wasnt wearing my glasses when i saw a shadow on the ceiling
00:28:00 <Doodle> i'll have my people organise something
00:28:00 <faux> and icasually put them on and screamed so loud when i realised it was a gigantic fucking cunt thing
00:28:00 <faux> idk how it got in everythig is closed and my aircon is on
00:28:00 <Doodle> yeh i woke up once with a giant huntsman above my head in the dark
00:28:00 <faux> so now im worried
00:28:00 <Doodle> theyre sneaky fuckers
00:28:00 <faux> OMG
00:28:00 <Doodle> you'll be right luv
00:29:00 <faux> did u scream like flanders
00:29:00 <Doodle> lol no i got the hell out of bed tho
00:29:00 <faux> lol
00:29:00 <Doodle> was a different house
00:29:00 <faux> i feel v itchy now
00:29:00 <faux> like everytime i feel smething i freak out
00:29:00 <faux> and its just a hair
00:29:00 <Doodle> just think happy thoughts
00:29:00 <Doodle> lol how do u think i feel
00:29:00 <faux> im tryinh
00:29:00 <Doodle> is that a spider
00:29:00 <Doodle> no just my arms
00:30:00 <faux> loool
00:30:00 <faux> beeen here over a year and a half and havent seen one like that before
00:30:00 <faux> just those super thin anorexic ones
00:31:00 <faux> those freak me out but im ok with killing them cos theyre like hair.
00:31:00 <faux> lol
00:31:00 <Doodle> lol do they have lap dogs and wear oversized sunnies
00:38:00 <TheRiddler> Lol Sunday I found a big 1 at a friends place
00:39:00 <TheRiddler> I grabbed an empty Pringles container and knocked it inside
00:39:00 <TheRiddler> Was about twice the size of a 50c piece
00:43:00 <morgoth> Im on a mission...
00:43:00 <faux> yeah this one was the size of my hand
00:43:00 <faux> easy
00:43:00 <morgoth> ...a mission from god.
00:43:00 <faux> my palm i mean
00:44:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not really bothered by tjem
00:44:00 <TheRiddler> Them
00:45:00 <TheRiddler> My sister and her bf go looking for them
00:45:00 <TheRiddler> And has a few pet ones
00:46:00 <TheRiddler> They had a funnelweb
00:46:00 <TheRiddler> Not the aggressive NSW kind tho
00:47:00 <TheRiddler> But still poisonous
00:50:00 <morgoth> Call the clinic and tell them about field mushrooms
00:51:00 <TheRiddler> Wtf random
00:51:00 <Doodle> field shroomz
00:52:00 <morgoth> Pirates treasure?
00:53:00 <TheRiddler> Lol the sexual innuendos in this anime
00:53:00 <morgoth> I had my cat held hostage because i was playing the ocarina
00:54:00 <simba> of time
00:55:00 <TheRiddler> Mrwuf is not making sense again
00:55:00 <TheRiddler> Probably on the drugs
00:55:00 <TheRiddler> Wb faux
00:55:00 <simba> good 1 TheRiddler
00:55:00 <simba> u guys both eat heaps of Red Rooster, play nice
00:56:00 <morgoth> Ever heard of jive bunny?
00:57:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jive Bunny - Swing The Mood.mp3 (3.69MB 128kbps Stereo 4:01)
00:57:00 <Doodle> no
00:57:00 <faux> suddenly hungry for mushrooms
00:57:00 <Doodle> omnom
00:57:00 <Doodle> gag
00:57:00 <faux> lmao
01:01:00 <faux> THEN I HOPE TERES SOMEONE OUT THERE WHOOO CAN BRING ME BACK TO YOU
01:01:00 <Doodle> whooooooooooooo
01:01:00 <Doodle> jfm
01:02:00 <faux> huh
01:02:00 <Doodle> jizzy floor mince
01:02:00 <faux> just fuck me
01:02:00 <faux> oh
01:02:00 <faux> close
01:02:00 <Doodle> lmao
01:02:00 <faux> lmaoooooo jfm
01:02:00 <faux> hed prob leave you for tyrone
01:02:00 <Doodle> hope so
01:02:00 <faux> its a plan thn
01:02:00 <faux> go on
01:03:00 <faux> ill help
01:03:00 <Doodle> lmao
01:03:00 <faux> ;D
01:03:00 <Doodle> he doesnt have any fm
01:03:00 <Doodle> atm
01:03:00 <faux> oh
01:03:00 <faux> his eye then
01:03:00 <faux> LOL
01:03:00 <faux> ok too far
01:03:00 <Doodle> lol ew
01:04:00 <faux> im gonna go f me b and sleep
01:04:00 <faux> ninis
01:04:00 <Doodle> ninissssssssss
01:05:00 <Doodle> ;)
01:05:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
01:05:00 <TheRiddler> Night faux
01:08:00 <simba> My, my,
01:08:00 <simba> my.
01:34:00 <British^Meat> mys awks ceebs gens k tysm
03:35:00 <\alienated_\romeo_> sex me
03:37:00 <\alienated_\romeo_> porn
03:37:00 <Clarkson> [09:45:43] this one dolphin had his penis curled around a girls bikni bottom
03:39:00 <AdeeL> lol
03:40:00 <\alienated_\romeo_> weeeeeed
03:41:00 <\alienated_\romeo_> i might have to get a new girlfriend
03:41:00 <\alienated_\romeo_> ...
03:42:00 <\alienated_\romeo_> <+\alienated_\romeo_> do you like roast pork dinners?
03:42:00 <\alienated_\romeo_> <@BaD_Influence> yuck
03:42:00 <\alienated_\romeo_> <+\alienated_\romeo_> aww i love em
03:42:00 <\alienated_\romeo_> <+\alienated_\romeo_> do you like chinese?
03:42:00 <\alienated_\romeo_> <@BaD_Influence> cant stand pork is horrible
03:42:00 <\alienated_\romeo_> <+\alienated_\romeo_> oh,
03:43:00 <\alienated_\romeo_> <@BaD_Influence> it smells like a rotton pig thats been dead for days just turned off
03:43:00 <\alienated_\romeo_> <+\alienated_\romeo_> but do you like bacon?
03:43:00 <\alienated_\romeo_> <@BaD_Influence> nup
03:43:00 <\alienated_\romeo_> <+\alienated_\romeo_> damn
03:47:00 <\alienated_\romeo_> sex
03:47:00 <\alienated_\romeo_> xes
03:48:00 <\alienated_\romeo_> yex
03:48:00 <\alienated_\romeo_> yes
03:48:00 <\alienated_\romeo_> sey
04:04:00 <\alienated_\romeo_> burger joint
04:08:00 <\alienated_\romeo_> drug overdose
04:08:00 <\alienated_\romeo_> burger joint
06:52:00 <anarchy> moaning
15:12:00 <faux> oo
15:12:00 <faux> thunder
15:13:00 <Matthew> SYDNEY - 3:13pm 32° (90F) CLOUDY
15:19:00 <Doodle> Temperature 12.3°C
15:19:00 <Doodle> was 39 yesterday :/
15:20:00 <Matthew> quite an amazing 'cool' change this one... headed up NSW coast now, will be in SYD shortly
15:21:00 <faux> its 40 here
15:22:00 <faux> gross
15:22:00 <Matthew> give it a couple of hours... it will be at least half that...
15:22:00 <amsy> -1 here
15:23:00 <Matthew> 42 here yesterday... at least half that today with rain...
15:23:00 <Matthew> nice storm this morning though
15:25:00 <Serenity> was meant to be 37 here today but it doesnt feel anywhere near that
15:25:00 <faux> amsy i hate u
15:26:00 <TheRon> bit strong
15:27:00 <Matthew> umm maa...
15:27:00 <faux> im in aircon anyway
15:27:00 <faux> so i cant feel it
15:27:00 <faux> bur i can see rain now and hear the thunder
15:27:00 <faux> eeee
15:28:00 <Matthew> Temperature at Sydney Airport was 38C at 2:30pm ... down to 22C now
15:40:00 <thestig> nice weather in sydney today
15:41:00 <couleurs> Hooter and the Bobfish
15:46:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/nio6WwD.jpg
15:48:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/rfjOItP.jpg
15:48:00 <couleurs> me irl
15:48:00 <Doodle> loool
15:52:00 <couleurs> HEhehEheh
15:52:00 <Matthew> lol
15:54:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to the jobe watson theme song
15:55:00 <Matthew> you are one sadistic maggot
15:55:00 <TheRon> he's a real nowhere man
15:56:00 <Matthew> you have been jerking off to this news story for the last 3 years and now you are ejaculating everywhere
15:56:00 <Matthew> very, very sad.
15:56:00 <TheRon> couldn't happen to better scum
16:00:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me?
16:01:00 <TheRon> i didn't call BvB scum
16:01:00 <couleurs> BvB!!!!!!
16:02:00 <couleurs> LFC v ARS 3-3 told u it was gonna b a drawer Ron
16:02:00 <couleurs> Told U.
16:02:00 <TheRon> good game
16:02:00 <TheRon> mind you i like seeing liverpool lose too
16:05:00 <couleurs> was a good match
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