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00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <TheRiddler> I don't why ppl think that they expel it midflight
01:00 <erlich> how about i buy it and you pay for postage + the average price between what im buying it for and what it sells for on ebay. we can negotiate
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <TheRiddler> I'll just see if I can grab it on the way
04:00 <erlich> i will waive the postage fees if you read out the names of all IRC females with the template "XXX wants xm badddddd:
04:00 <erlich> on video
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
08:00 <couleurs> OK i'll do it
09:00 <couleurs> i mean, he will do it
10:00 <simba> Oral cowboys.
15:00 <erlich> ur an irc girl tho couleurs. "im me n i think xm is awesome XDDDD"
15:00 <couleurs> BuLL thought i was 1 the other day that y we had such a nice chat u guys jelly well u should b
16:00 <couleurs> dealwithIT.jpeg
16:00 <couleurs> how come it's past midnight already what the!!!!!!!!!
16:00 <erlich> i thought BuLL was a girl!!!
16:00 <erlich> and you were getting lucky!!!
16:00 <erlich> what a twist
16:00 <erlich> OMG
16:00 <erlich> -- Matthew
16:00 <simba> im BuLL im a di im a die
16:00 <couleurs> HehEhhe me 2
17:00 <erlich> he was funny teehee
17:00 <couleurs> Directed by M. Night Shalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalllallaallalam.
17:00 <simba> A little slice of India.
18:00 <couleurs> Turkey Delight
19:00 <simba> Haha
19:00 <simba> tysm
19:00 <couleurs> =p
24:00 <simba> http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Best+Barramundi+in+San+Francisco%2C+CA
25:00 <Serenity> fuck now I want turkish delight
31:00 <TheRiddler> also will need a travel adapter
32:00 <TheRiddler> philippines use US sockets
32:00 <TheRiddler> but run on 220v n 60hz
40:00 <simba> lol
40:00 <simba> dont forget clean udnerwear :p
42:00 <Serenity> you casn probably buy clean undies in a vending machine over there
45:00 <simba> emre casn
46:00 <simba> celeb crush: the Queen
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <simba> the buck stops with me
58:00 <simba> steve buckstopper
18:00 <erlich> just be one with the natives TheRiddler, put a dirty cloth or leaf over your privates. immerse yourself in the culture
18:00 <erlich> you can wear clothes her ein australia already
20:00 <erlich> stigggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggy@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:00 <thestig> erlichhhhhhhhhh supppppppp
21:00 <erlich> mucking around with music stuff
21:00 <erlich> u?
21:00 <thestig> just talking to some peeps on teamspeak
22:00 <erlich> what;'s that
22:00 <erlich> sounds like something i should know
22:00 <thestig> umm
22:00 <thestig> people talk to eachother on it
23:00 <erlich> so like another PalTalk?
23:00 <erlich> is there video
23:00 <thestig> nah
23:00 <thestig> can have upto 100+ people on it
23:00 <thestig> with different rooms
24:00 <simba> ts is og
24:00 <thestig> simba knows
24:00 <thestig> good for gaming 
24:00 <simba> im a gamer
25:00 <simba> not my laptop overheats now
25:00 <simba> ;[[[
25:00 <erlich> underclock it!!!
25:00 <erlich> it;'s the latest thing
26:00 <simba> upgrade 2 windows ME
27:00 <thestig> put win 10 on it
33:00 <simba> i imagine that would make it slower tho
33:00 <simba> i'm tickled pick
34:00 <thestig> nah i did a dual core lappy
34:00 <thestig> formated the hdd started fresh
35:00 <thestig> put win 7 on it the win 10
35:00 <thestig> win 7 so win 10 would activate 
37:00 <simba> and its FREE
37:00 <simba> the start menu is back, it says
37:00 <simba> i still have 1 tho
26:00 <Reclaim_Australia> Attention Australia
15:00 <s3m> there are too many fax machines spoiling lunch
26:00 <Lumeah> Bad fax machines.. 
29:00 <British^Meat> fax machines :)
29:00 <British^Meat> U used one recently?
54:00 <faux> Welcome to the divine Matthew 
55:00 <Matthew> what a splendid introduction from the exquisite faux
56:00 <Serenity> you're both exceptionally gay
57:00 <Matthew> it's great, isn't it...
57:00 <faux> lmaoo
57:00 <faux> :')
57:00 <Matthew> it's fucking hot ... not sure what I'm going to do next week when I'm back at work away from these lazy days... 
57:00 <Matthew> : (
57:00 <Serenity> its amazing
59:00 <Matthew> looking at hot guys facebook profiles... that's how bored i am
59:00 <faux> pix
59:00 <faux> omg speaking of
59:00 <faux> there was this page i came across yesti
59:00 <Matthew> you missed a huge variety of pics last night from my friend who met Bieber
00:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/jacksonodohertyvideos/
00:00 <faux> hes so hot omg
00:00 <Matthew> yes i saw on twitter he was in AUS
00:00 <ashleighxtrinity> hot
00:00 <ashleighxtrinity> would lick
00:00 <ashleighxtrinity> looks like a right tool tbh
01:00 <faux> show me pix of friend/bieber
02:00 <Matthew> http://s10.postimg.org/vt0ljgo55/IMG_4205.jpg
03:00 <Matthew> http://postimg.org/image/t8e9zy7qj/
03:00 <Matthew> yes thats her on stage with him...
04:00 <Matthew> http://s7.postimg.org/4xqqwr4wb/IMG_4207_1.jpg
04:00 <faux> shes cute
05:00 <Matthew> he certainly very selectively picks them
05:00 <faux> yeah i cant imagine him calling a heff on stage
06:00 <Matthew> HOT or NOT??? :
06:00 <Matthew> http://s14.postimg.org/u6nc3rrdt/Full_Size_Render_3.jpg
06:00 <Matthew> he's 20
06:00 <Doodle> looks windy wherever he is
06:00 <British^Meat> lol
06:00 <British^Meat> dat wind swept look
06:00 <British^Meat> all the rage
09:00 <Matthew> faux tbh
09:00 <faux> oh
09:00 <faux> soz got distracted by luigi
10:00 <faux> hes ok 
10:00 <faux> looks stoned and his head is a bit too boxy
10:00 <Matthew> http://s11.postimg.org/3re9bvcxf/Full_Size_Render_4.jpg
10:00 <Matthew> HOT or NOT ?
10:00 <TheRon> stop picking on doodle
11:00 <TheRon> Matthew: not really my bag
11:00 <Matthew> not talking to you
12:00 <faux> eh
13:00 <Matthew> http://s16.postimg.org/5nw6etmjp/Full_Size_Render_5.jpg
13:00 <faux> hes not ugly 
13:00 <Matthew> HOT or NOT ?
13:00 <faux> just not like hngg
13:00 <TheRon> both gay
13:00 <Clarkson> i aint eatin no italian shit
13:00 <faux> they look so youngyy
13:00 <faux> -yy
13:00 <Matthew> well it is the one on the rights 21st in this photo fyi
13:00 <faux> i like more seasoned looking men lol
13:00 <Matthew> as you can see by the balloons in the back
14:00 <TheRon> like me
14:00 <Matthew> if they are over 18... legal.
14:00 <faux> lol i know its legal i just dont like younglookijg dudws
14:00 <faux> hunter parrish yummmm
14:00 <Matthew> STOP!!!!!
14:00 <Matthew> hammertime
15:00 <TheRon> you like the walking keg look?
17:00 <Matthew> http://www.inquisitr.com/2715689/mary-kate-and-ashley-olsen-had-plastic-surgery-to-no-longer-look-like-olsen-twins/
17:00 <Matthew> ^ oh fuck ...
17:00 <TheRon> liz olsen is way hotter
18:00 <Matthew> I've always had a thing for Mary Kate ... but she has changed drastically in the last year
18:00 <faux> cbf reading that can you just link pics of the botched job 
19:00 <Matthew> http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2002876!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_1200/mary-kate-olsen.jpg
19:00 <Matthew> ^ umm notice the difference... lol
20:00 <faux> ew
20:00 <TheRon> alien
20:00 <Matthew> she is/was so pretty
20:00 <Matthew> not sure why she needed that... at 29...
21:00 <faux> im offfff
21:00 <faux> bbl
21:00 <Matthew> ciao
21:00 <TheRon> off like a jewish
29:00 <Trevor> theres only one queen and thats madonna
30:00 <Matthew> true true!!!
30:00 <TheRon> elton john?
32:00 <Matthew> Madonna is still boss.
20:00 <Doodle> 420
20:00 <TheRon> yes!
20:00 <Matthew> kewl.
23:00 <British^Meat> mary kate and ashley were never hot
23:00 <British^Meat> gimme a break
24:00 <Matthew> they were in their early 20s
25:00 <TheRon> is hilary swank hot?
25:00 <TheRon> i'm hot
26:00 <Matthew> http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/Mary+Kate+Olsen+Assorted+Celebrity+Pictures+nX6dGq2PnkKl.jpg
26:00 <couleurs> me 2
30:00 <couleurs> aye carambu
34:00 <British^Meat> hah
48:00 <couleurs> wb TheRon 
48:00 <TheRon> this must be where the smaller knobs hang out
20:00 <TheRon> somebody post some boobs
20:00 <Clarkson> some other random virgin retard 
26:00 <zaim> https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/boobs/
27:00 <TheRon> boobs!
27:00 <zaim> you'reeeeeeeeeeeee welcome!
27:00 <TheRon> always thinking of others
52:00 <TheRon> back to the gypsy, that i was
55:00 <TheRon> it rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again 
03:00 <simba> 420
07:00 <TheRon> Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night And wouldn't you love to love her?  
29:00 <Matthew> aww... Family Feud was really good tonight
29:00 <TheRon> that's a sentence i never want to hear again
30:00 <Matthew> too bad
30:00 <Doodle> 420
30:00 <TheRon> beer o'clock
31:00 <Matthew> so open up your morning light... say a little prayer
31:00 <Doodle> heh
31:00 <TheRon> i'm in love with her and i feel fine
32:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23GrEhLUF_k
32:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Golden Girls Theme Song Views: 251,462 Uploader: TV Land Uploaded: Mar 13, 2013 Duration: 0m41s Rating: 4.89
32:00 <TheRon> i see a red door and i want it painted black
32:00 <Doodle> hi gertie
32:00 <amelia> hay mr how is jew
33:00 <Doodle> eh nobbad u?
33:00 <Matthew> oh hai amelia
34:00 <amelia> i feelin betters today fank you kindly
34:00 <amelia> aloha maffew
35:00 <TheRon> talk about essendon, he loves that
35:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM8z3xjEdVs
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Gwyneth Paltrow & Huey Lewis - Cruisin' (with Lyrics) Views: 1,808,894 Uploader: JCapria13 Uploaded: Aug 6, 2010 Duration: 4m53s Rating: 4.79
35:00 <Doodle> please
35:00 <Doodle> gwyneth paltrow doesnt have an ounce of talent
36:00 <Matthew> this is one very, very good song
36:00 <Doodle> in that bony body of hers
36:00 <Matthew> and she is surprisingly good in it
36:00 <Doodle> yes it is
36:00 <Doodle> she ruined it
36:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Smokey Robinson & the Miracles - Cruisin'.mp3 (10.43MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 11:23)
36:00 <simba> 420
36:00 <Doodle> hey lewis did a decent job tho
36:00 <Matthew> not a huge fan of the 420 numbers...
36:00 <TheRon> sugar, oh honey honey, you are my candy girl and you got me wanting you
36:00 <Matthew> but as for the 1-0 numbers... quite happy with that
39:00 <Matthew> happy 94th birthday to Betty White !!!
48:00 <simba> good 1
48:00 <simba> good 1-0
48:00 <simba> Shove it, mate.
48:00 <simba> Gay game. Bring on da footy #AFLPowerCats
48:00 <TheRon> and i can't fight this feeling anymore
49:00 <Matthew> roooooooooooooooooooooooooney
49:00 <TheRon> get on the longrenak train
50:00 <simba> paul pogrebnyak
50:00 <TheRon> BERISHA!
50:00 <Matthew> klopp - the MASTER
50:00 <simba> rooney = illuminati confirmed https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12509514_1253603334664079_5378785665925874310_n.jpg?oh=0b7b07ed10eb714729fd05d6fb43dec0&oe=5734267C
51:00 <Matthew> it's like a prayer... i'll take you there... it's like a dreammmmm to meee
52:00 <TheRon> mervyn hughes showed a lot of guts this summer
52:00 <TheRon> i did it all for the glory of love
52:00 <simba> CRUSH...
52:00 <Matthew> so did Stuart Broad... not physically though
53:00 <TheRon> big merv was quite the athlete
53:00 <Matthew> on Wayne Rooney? not physically. but this week I sure do.
54:00 <Doodle> gross he looks like a gignger pig
54:00 <Doodle> *ginger
54:00 <Matthew> I agree
54:00 <Matthew> he is hideous
54:00 <Matthew> but what a talent
58:00 <TheRon> an you coming back to me is against all odds and that's what i've got to face
03:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LtEpjV4xgM
03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jack Black in The Office Views: 44,927 Uploader: Michael Kutepow Uploaded: Feb 19, 2010 Duration: 0m44s Rating: 4.90
10:00 <Matthew> fucking mibbit!!!!
10:00 <couleurs> i'm on mibbit f u mate
10:00 <TheRon> we've got tonight, who needs tomorrow
10:00 <couleurs> xD
10:00 <Matthew> don't swear at me please
10:00 <Doodle> he meant fondle u
10:00 <couleurs> sorry babe
10:00 <Matthew> thanks cunt
11:00 <Doodle> :o
11:00 <Doodle> i'm shocked and appalled
11:00 <couleurs> me 2
11:00 <TheRon> bong or joint tonight doodle?
11:00 <Matthew> I am disgusted. HOW DARE YOU. just HOW DARE YOU.
11:00 <Doodle> yes TheRon
11:00 <Matthew> I am outraged. I am going to write a letter of complaint.
11:00 <TheRon> which?
11:00 <Doodle> a STIFF letter
11:00 <Doodle> depends on my mood
12:00 <Doodle> i might smoke it from the crotch of a naked tiawanese maiden
12:00 <Doodle> *taiwanese
12:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to every gay guys favourite song
12:00 <TheRon> careless whisper
12:00 <Doodle> thats my favourite song :(
13:00 <Doodle> my poor bum
13:00 <TheRon> not that there's anything wrong with it
13:00 <Doodle> it is a good song
14:00 <Matthew> gay
14:00 <Clarkson> i need to take a 12 couric crap
14:00 <Matthew> it's even too gay for me
14:00 <Doodle> lmao
14:00 <Clarkson> never mind , do not give a fuck 
14:00 <TheRon> 12 courics, thats a lot
14:00 <Doodle> damn i forgot to go to the opshop today
14:00 <Doodle> for a new mull bowl
14:00 <Doodle> i dropped mine :(
14:00 <TheRon> careless
14:00 <Doodle> we had a service
15:00 <TheRon> we should've had a service for angelina jolie's breasts
15:00 <TheRon> i mourned them
15:00 <Doodle> not a huge fan of her tbh
16:00 <TheRon> those things were awesome
17:00 <TheRon> you don't get tits like that in ballarat
18:00 <Doodle> not now that jane bunn has left
18:00 <TheRon> exactly
18:00 <Doodle> :(
18:00 <TheRon> i never knew what the weather was going to be with jane bunn
18:00 <Doodle> me either but who cares
19:00 <Doodle> her tits were marvellous
19:00 <TheRon> fun for the whole family
19:00 <couleurs> she got 2 nice buns if u no what i mean ;)
20:00 <TheRon> water ballons
20:00 <couleurs> HEhehEHheh
20:00 <TheRon> that side shot she did was awesome
21:00 <TheRon> still 30 degrees in ballarat
22:00 <couleurs> 29c here 
22:00 <Doodle> [19:20] <TheRon> that side shot she did was awesome
22:00 <TheRon> i'm fucking tired i want to sleep
22:00 <Doodle> the one that completely blocked ballarat?
22:00 <TheRon> yes
22:00 <Doodle> yeee
22:00 <Doodle> good times
22:00 <TheRon> mind you i never looked at the map
23:00 <Doodle> i just looked for the tits
23:00 <TheRon> yep
23:00 <Doodle> and they were ALWAYS there
23:00 <TheRon> like always
23:00 <TheRon> i call one tit buninyong and the other warrenheip
24:00 <Doodle> lolol
24:00 <Doodle> the 2 sisters
24:00 <TheRon> the twins
25:00 <Matthew> MARY KATE and ASHLEY
25:00 <TheRon> fuck off
25:00 <Clarkson> people who manufacture shit or grow shit 
26:00 <Matthew> don't you dare swear at me like tht
26:00 <Doodle> lol
26:00 <Doodle> swear n quit
26:00 <Matthew> knob
27:00 <Doodle> wut did u call me
27:00 <Matthew> no. HIM.
27:00 <Doodle> lol i know 
27:00 <Matthew> could say worse
30:00 <Doodle> trudat
31:00 <Matthew> mmmmmk
38:00 <Doodle> BAND
39:00 <Matthew> there are quite a few bans these days
39:00 <Doodle> there are quite a few dickwits these days
39:00 <Matthew> oh oj
39:00 <Matthew> ok*
44:00 <Serenity> theyre all the same half a dozen people
45:00 <Serenity> i dont think ban has been set in over 2 years on a unique person. its all the same morons
47:00 <couleurs> Speaking of.......
47:00 <couleurs> xD
49:00 <Skirmish> uwotm8?
52:00 <faux> guys
52:00 <faux> bad news
52:00 <faux> :(
52:00 <faux> i finished weeds. what am i gonna do w myself
52:00 <faux> help
52:00 <Doodle> ask for more thats what i do
52:00 <Skirmish> Vikings
53:00 <faux> nah im gonna watch making a murderer next
53:00 <faux> everyone is talking about it i feel left out
53:00 <Doodle> fomo
53:00 <Skirmish> baaaaaa
54:00 <couleurs> Spoiler: He's Darth Vader's Son in Law
54:00 <faux> ehahe
58:00 <couleurs> theirs lots of good shows on Netflix
59:00 <couleurs> if i was a show, i'd be a good 1
00:00 <]\^aR|_> what 
00:00 <couleurs> u herd
00:00 <Matthew> i will send you the Full House box set... crisis averted
00:00 <]\^aR|_H> ok ok
00:00 <faux> go on
02:00 <Matthew> everywhere you looook
02:00 <Skirmish> lol Full House. You know they are about to release a new show based on that called Fuller House?
02:00 <couleurs> i will send you to the Nut House
02:00 <Matthew> umm YES
03:00 <Skirmish> Wonder if the twins will be in it playing 1 grown teen.
03:00 <Matthew> one of the main reasons I've got Netflix
03:00 <Matthew> both Mary Kate and Ashley said NO to season one of the new show
03:00 <Skirmish> Uncle Jesse is now a creepy old guy that tries to hit it with the young chick.
03:00 <Skirmish> chicks*
03:00 <Matthew> Ashley had plastic surgery which fucked her face and Mary Kate got married
03:00 <Matthew> Mary Kate might do season 2 though
05:00 <couleurs> oooer, keep us updated on that 
05:00 <Matthew> http://cdn2-www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/gallery/fuller-house/fullerhouse0001.jpg
05:00 <Matthew> aww look... reunited!
05:00 <couleurs> when is urkle coming back
06:00 <]\^aR|_H> never
06:00 <couleurs> Family Mattered
06:00 <Matthew> loved that show
07:00 <]\^aR|_H> new episodes of the x-files! :)
07:00 <Skirmish> I don't think I full understand the meaning of Passive-Aggressive.
07:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxThq9IUOr8#t=0m15s
07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Steve Urkel Cameos on Full House - Part 2 Views: 1,427,731 Uploader: phantomflapjack Uploaded: Jan 3, 2009 Duration: 2m35s Rating: 4.77
07:00 <Matthew> ^ Steve Urkel <3
07:00 <Matthew> I love when he meets Michelle
07:00 <]\^aR|_H> --
08:00 <couleurs> hope he makes a cameo in the new show, now that would be cool!!!!!!!
09:00 <]\^aR|_H> mmm good coffee
09:00 <]\^aR|_H> sad weather
09:00 <Skirmish> o	A Passive-Aggressive person incorporates elements of both of the previous styles. They tend to use procrastination, forgetfulness, and intentional inefficiency rather than being direct in their communications with others.
10:00 <]\^aR|_H> passive agress this bitch
10:00 <Skirmish> Ok ...
11:00 <doctor> if SOMEONE would actually make the effort this time.....
11:00 <doctor> Gawwwd
11:00 <couleurs> hi doctor 
11:00 <doctor> hello couleurs 
12:00 <doctor> Did you win the American Powerball?
12:00 <Skirmish> If I won the American Powerball I would pay slinky to visit people irl
12:00 <couleurs> yes, i went on morning tv to reveal my identity cos i'm an idiet
12:00 <Skirmish> Wearing a camera on his head to film the reactions for my enjoyment.
12:00 <doctor> lol
13:00 <doctor> I don't know what I would do with the money, but I know I'd be selfish
13:00 <Skirmish> I would have to find someone else to go visit amsy in person cause of slinky's crim record he wouldn't get a visa.
13:00 <Trevor> a metre means driving on the wrong side of the road into oncoming traffic on a blind corner. a metre matters
13:00 <Trevor> give a metre. i dare u
14:00 <Skirmish> doctor: I would buy a large block of land and build houses on it for my parents and the wifes parents along with ours. Block would be large enough so the homes could be a few acres apart. Beyond that ... it would just be pure waste whatever I did.
15:00 <Skirmish> Think about it. Win 1.5 billion dollars, waste 500 million and STILL have 1 billion dollars. It's an obscene amount of money.
15:00 <Trevor> you dont need to win lotto to afford large blocks of land
16:00 <]\^aR|_H> i won 20 bucks off a 1 dollar scratchie
16:00 <Skirmish> I have no desire to live 300+km from the nearest metro area.
16:00 <faux> kinda_aboriginal
16:00 <doctor> Yeah, buy $100 worth of gold dabloons and the rest spend on some giant genetically modified sea scorpion to defend it
16:00 <Matthew> LOL
16:00 <kinda_boringmale> faux
16:00 <faux> hello
17:00 <doctor> kind_aboriginalmale
17:00 <Skirmish> Is kinda_boringmale a boong?
17:00 <faux> this is the first time ive seen you type
17:00 <faux> im excited
17:00 <faux> Welcome
17:00 <Matthew> $1.5 billion ... retire (at 28), invest, buy a Melbourne highrise apartment, buy a mansion in LA, a house in London ... and just travel between the 3 throughout the year
17:00 <doctor> that seems too sensible
18:00 <Skirmish> That would be a good idea. Buy an entire building and rent every apartment out and live in the penthouse.
18:00 <doctor> could be the first person to travel to the sun
18:00 <kinda_boringmale> doctor :)
18:00 <Skirmish> I would send slinky first doctor to make sure it's safe.
18:00 <couleurs> i would pay $100m to the cast and crew of Family Matters to get a new Netflix show 
19:00 <Skirmish> couleurs: Who would you use as Michael J Fox or would you use him and try to write his wobbling around into the scripts?
19:00 <Matthew> a good apartment here sets you back about $5 million ... I would buy a penthouse or the BEST of the best for at least $15 million
19:00 <Matthew> house in LA for $15 million ... inner city house in London for about $10 million
19:00 <Matthew> give $100,000,000 to parents and $50,000,000 for each of my two brothers
19:00 <couleurs> he wasn't in Family Matters.............
19:00 <Matthew> invest. and live a nice life.
19:00 <couleurs> How Insensitive. 
20:00 <Skirmish> Oh that was Family Ties. My bad.
20:00 <]\^aR|_H> 360 thousand dollars
20:00 <Matthew> Full House is the Ferrari, Family Matters is like the Daihatsu in my eyes ...
20:00 <]\^aR|_H> 367 hundred thousand dollars
20:00 <]\^aR|_H> family ties?
21:00 <Trevor> Matthew, or, spend $5k on a decent reverse cycle air conditioner. Fucking miracles.
21:00 <Matthew> my air conditioning in my current house is already fantastic
21:00 <Matthew> so that wouldn't be my no. 1 priority
22:00 <Matthew> none of this evaporative shit here... refrigerated the way to go
22:00 <Trevor> maybe if you got a better job like joe hocky told you too, you could afford to run it
22:00 <Matthew> how anybody in this house could build or buy a house in this country and not have proper air conditioning installed is beyond me
22:00 <Matthew> the only place you could get away with it is Tasmania
23:00 <Matthew> how anybody in this country*
23:00 <doctor> inherit it
23:00 <Trevor> easy
23:00 <Trevor> build with decent insulation and double glazing
23:00 <Matthew> it still gets hot
24:00 <Matthew> I want a comfortable temp all year
24:00 <Zade> the hotter the better
24:00 <Trevor> the place i just sold would sit at about 20c inside, while it was 40 out
24:00 <Matthew> oh and in that lottery win... that hasn't happened... I would buy a beach house at Lorne, or build one
25:00 <Matthew> probably build
25:00 <]\^aR|_H> dirt
30:00 <Trevor> if i won lotto i'd quit my job to do hookers
30:00 <Zade> what a waste
30:00 <Trevor> id also tease poor people, particularly children, with my money
31:00 <Zade> thats ok 
31:00 <Matthew> how awful
31:00 <Trevor> thats ignorance ur being ignorant
32:00 <doctor> children should learn to make their own money and not be so poor
32:00 <Zade> yeah they should get a job 
32:00 <Trevor> yeah like joe hockey
32:00 <\Timelessness> a head job
32:00 <doctor> when I was a kid I was spit shining pieces of coal for 2p per spit
33:00 <\Timelessness> chickens r cool
33:00 <Trevor> doctor, nice. They make good christmas presents
35:00 <]\^a-R|_`> anyone wanna suck balls?
35:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off romeo
35:00 <]\^a-R|_`> shh
35:00 <Skirmish> Private message Trevor and sort out details ]\^a-R|_`
35:00 <Matthew> loll
35:00 <]\^a-R|_`> ok
37:00 <Matthew> just whose balls are we talking about?
37:00 <]\^a-R|_`> just talking shit
37:00 <]\^a-R|_`> feel like i can't relate with anyone
39:00 <Trevor> suck eggs
39:00 <Trevor> right from the fallopian
40:00 <subtle_implosion> america is broke
41:00 <ilovetouchingmyself> fuckers
41:00 <ilovetouchingmyself> im all out of everything
41:00 <ilovetouchingmyself> broke
41:00 <ilovetouchingmyself> just like america
46:00 <couleurs> Stop That.
46:00 <infiniteNICKchange> fuck this shit
47:00 <couleurs> sucka pwned
52:00 <Matthew> mmmmk
18:00 <Matthew> welcome
23:00 <faux> welcome to the DiViNe Matthew 
24:00 <Matthew> welcome back to the compulsively delightful faux
24:00 <faux> lollllll
25:00 <JasonOrtega> Hi
25:00 <Matthew> who was criticising Gwyneth Paltrow earlier? shame on you.
25:00 <couleurs> me
26:00 <Doodle> it was me
26:00 <Doodle> she is a blonde headed fuckface
26:00 <Doodle> etc
26:00 <JasonOrtega> She looks like a horse
26:00 <couleurs> only good movie she was in was...
26:00 <Matthew> the song with Huey Lewis is amazing
26:00 <couleurs> Seven.
26:00 <Doodle> dude
26:00 <Doodle> a howling cat singing that song with huey lewis would sound good
26:00 <Doodle> its a good song
27:00 <Skirmish> I am going to make an apple and berry smoothie and when I return I hope this conversation is a whole lot less gay.
27:00 <Doodle> quick lets talk about buttplugs
27:00 <Doodle> simba u go first
27:00 <Matthew> I wanted to talk about floral patterns on trousers, but OK
28:00 <Doodle> stevo
28:00 <Moke> That survival Island game is awesome
28:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <Moke> Kill the stupid coins
28:00 <Doodle> the kill an abo app?
28:00 <Moke> Coons
28:00 <faux> lollllll
28:00 <Moke> Yep fucken cunts all up in arms
28:00 <Clarkson> you cunts are the biches if you cant eat a large fucking pizza to yourselves
28:00 <Moke> Fuck Em
28:00 <Moke> Clarkson I can eat a pizza
29:00 <Clarkson> Old fart :D
29:00 <Moke> Whole one
29:00 <Moke> Don't be a soft cunt
29:00 <faux> we should ban GTA for killing whiteys
29:00 <Moke> Lol yeah
29:00 <Doodle> you can kill black ppl in gta too
29:00 <Doodle> and azns
29:00 <Doodle> and beaners
29:00 <Doodle> etc
29:00 <Moke> Yeah I don't see why people r crying over the game
29:00 <faux> you get my point though
30:00 <faux> but uf the game was specifically created to hate andkill abos its a bit muchos extremos
30:00 <faux> althougu i read you can either join them or kill them
30:00 <faux> lol
31:00 <Doodle> like scientology
31:00 <faux> ehe
32:00 <Matthew> welcome `Madman to #melbourne. Enjoy your stay.
32:00 <Matthew> farewell Moke.
33:00 <couleurs> Matthew the DiViNe Door Man.
33:00 <Matthew> stop mocking me
33:00 <faux> why cant you seeheeeeee
33:00 <faux> you belong with meeeheeee
33:00 <couleurs> :p
34:00 <Moke> Yes
34:00 <faux> is crocheted a word
34:00 <faux> ty
34:00 <Moke> Any of u guys got a what.cd invite
34:00 <Matthew> no
34:00 <Moke> :(
35:00 <Moke> I cry
35:00 <couleurs> Maeby ;)
35:00 <Matthew> no
35:00 <Moke> really
35:00 <Moke> Matt
35:00 <Moke> Marty
35:00 <Moke> Stfu Marty
35:00 <Matthew> didn't like him
35:00 <Moke> Didn't like who
36:00 <Moke> What.cd
36:00 <Matthew> Marty
36:00 <Moke> Is a torrent site u knobhead
36:00 <Picard> ello
36:00 <Matthew> watch your foul language, cunt
36:00 <Matthew> hello Picard
36:00 <Skirmish> 1 smoothie a day and protein shakes morning and afternoon have turned me into a fart machine.
36:00 <Picard> Matthew how are you?
37:00 <Matthew> I am great. I am currently viewing the Big Bash on free to air television.
38:00 <Moke> Matthew go suck Picard off u cunt
38:00 <Moke> Pictard faggot cunt
38:00 <Clarkson> penis vagina anus anything else we want to talk about?
38:00 <Moke> Does everyone remember that fgt cunt chuckle
38:00 <Moke> Chuckie
38:00 <Picard> im watching supergirl
38:00 <Moke> Him and his missus sounded the same
39:00 <Moke> Fucking butch slut
39:00 <Matthew> expecting Moke to potentially face a ban shortly
39:00 <Moke> Fuck up
39:00 <Picard> oh my
39:00 <Skirmish> Who is Moke?
39:00 <Skirmish> Random nobody talking poop?
39:00 <Doodle> stevo
40:00 <Matthew> a middle aged keyboard warrior speaking from the safety of his mother's basement
40:00 <Moke> No
41:00 <Moke> Actually on my iPhone 6sPlus u fuckwit
41:00 <Matthew> ohhh a 6S Plus... you're sooo special
41:00 <Moke> Skirmish remembers me
41:00 <Moke> We got along
41:00 <faux> lets all throw around kindness like confetti pls
41:00 <faux> tysm
41:00 <Matthew> I have the same phone. Everybody BOW to me now.
41:00 <Moke> I'll do a poo on your phone Matthew
41:00 <Moke> Then u can lick my shit off
42:00 <Skirmish> I vaguely remember your nick moke.
42:00 <Matthew> yes... a brown tinge would add to the space grey finish it currently has
43:00 <Moke> I'm in Byron atm
43:00 <Moke> So I'm on same time zone
43:00 <faux> Doodle
43:00 <Moke> Fucken 943
43:00 <Doodle> yes ma'am
43:00 <Moke> Doodle discharges
43:00 <Moke> A kick in the cunt
43:00 <faux> is the singular of doilies doily or doilie
43:00 <faux> lol
43:00 <Moke> That was six years ago man
43:00 <Moke> 7 actually
43:00 <Doodle> doilies
44:00 <faux> .
44:00 <Doodle> oh
44:00 <Doodle> singular soz
44:00 <faux> singular boo
44:00 <faux> lol
44:00 <Doodle> doily
44:00 <Moke> Doodle
44:00 <Doodle> yes m8
44:00 <Moke> Do u guys ever do a poo in the shower
44:00 <Moke> I do
44:00 <faux> it looks so ugly
44:00 <faux> are you sure
44:00 <faux> doily.
44:00 <Doodle> what
44:00 <faux> ew
44:00 <Moke> Squish it with my feet down the drain
44:00 <Doodle> no
44:00 <faux> LOL
44:00 <faux> grossssss fyck
44:00 <Doodle> A doily (also doiley, doilie, doyly, doyley) is an ornamental mat
44:00 <Doodle> go crazy
45:00 <faux> OMG
45:00 <faux> DOYLY AND DOYLEY look even uglier
45:00 <Matthew> Deidre
45:00 <Doodle> its also spelt ljkfdhjgjhdfg
45:00 <Moke> I go crazy
45:00 <Doodle> cos it seems u can spell it any way u like
45:00 <faux> lolllll
45:00 <Moke> And I doo
45:00 <faux> ty
45:00 <Doodle> yw
46:00 <faux> :')
46:00 <Moke> I taste like magic
46:00 <Doodle> and shower poo
48:00 <Matthew> charming discussion isn't it 
52:00 <Moke> Fuck me chris gayle was going off
53:00 <Moke> Fucking  idiot got out
54:00 <grem> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zkSUJ4BONo
54:00 <grem> 5:12
54:00 <Moke> What a cock
54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Top 5 - Can't Stop Laughing Moments On TV - Compilation Views: 1,468,756 Uploader: mbeez Uploaded: Dec 13, 2014 Duration: 12m48s Rating: 4.75
56:00 <Matthew> welcome xm
58:00 <xm> ey
58:00 <xm> mr matty
59:00 <Skirmish> ROFL FANNY SMELLER!
59:00 <Matthew> Gina
59:00 <Skirmish> The host can't control himself.
04:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
05:00 <TheRiddler> I dont things are ever going to quieten down
05:00 <grem> :D
17:00 <faux> Moniqur
17:00 <faux> e
17:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
18:00 <faux> hello
18:00 <TheRiddler> I'm exhausted
18:00 <TheRiddler> you?
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <Matthew> Annabelle
18:00 <TheRiddler> I leave for philippines thursday!
19:00 <couleurs> ok bring us back a nice wife for yourself
20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00 <Picard> dont buy an ugly one like romper
20:00 <Matthew> eww are they still together?
20:00 <TheRiddler> you look like romper yoursef
20:00 <Picard> no i dont
21:00 <Picard> he is 6'2 tatts and facial hair.  im a short fat bald cunt....polar opposites
21:00 <thestig> but u are a fat bald cunt
21:00 <TheRiddler> I am fine
21:00 <TheRiddler> Mabuti   mah-BOO-tee
21:00 <TheRiddler> MAH BOOTY
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <Picard> thestig didnt i just say that?
22:00 <Picard> u nuffy cunt
22:00 <Matthew> he only gets involved in a conversation when there is an opening to be critical, Picard
24:00 <thestig> romper is a fat bald cunt
24:00 <Clarkson> looks like the sort of gay username he'd have
24:00 <thestig> polar opposites? rofl
25:00 <TheRiddler> ^
25:00 <TheRiddler> the difference he's more mature and can actually grow facial hair
25:00 <Matthew> thankfully thestig is 6' 3'', tanned, blonde, good build and is constantly surrounded by women ...
25:00 <Matthew> so it's great to get advice from such a good looking rooster ...
26:00 <thestig> 6ft
26:00 <Matthew> and a non-drinker and non-smoker ...
26:00 <thestig> yeh i dont drink 
27:00 <thestig> im ugly as fuck though 
27:00 <Matthew> those in glasshouses
27:00 <thestig> and i look like a nigger with this olive skin
28:00 <thestig> i would rather be tanned then a pasty chav like yourself matt
29:00 <Matthew> pasty? really?
29:00 <thestig> yep
29:00 <Matthew> see... this is right in your ball park now... time to get involved in a argument with somebody
29:00 <thestig> ive seen your pic?
29:00 <Matthew> your sad IRC existence revolves around it
29:00 <thestig> your facebook pic lol
29:00 <Matthew> "oh add me to Snapchat"
29:00 <Matthew> yeah... right
30:00 <thestig> haha thats you sticking up for picard and starting an argument
30:00 <thestig> but being the drama queen you are, you just have to join in :)
30:00 <Matthew> you must be really clever when analysing Facebook pics as my profile pic isn't even me at the moment... but congrats
30:00 <thestig> :)
31:00 <Matthew> like I said though: very tough all the way over there behind the sanctuary of your computer screen
31:00 <Trevor> http://www.yourhome.gov.au/passive-design/insulation
31:00 <Trevor> I swear to god that 90% of homes aren't meeting the bca
31:00 <thestig> meow
31:00 <Matthew> and you get off on this shit so I'm not going to appease you any further. you just continue being the piece of shit we all know you are.
31:00 <Trevor> probably more than 90%
31:00 <thestig> :D
32:00 <Matthew> oh he knows my surname!!! oh no!!!
32:00 <Matthew> call the kids helpline
32:00 <Trevor> thinking that, fuck it, I'm going to break my usual investment trend, and go for a town house and make it meet every fucking code. Probably the realty market wont appreciate it, and it'll be a bad investment
32:00 <Matthew> my profile is saved on your 'Bookmarks' section to browse through
33:00 <Matthew> what a badge of honour
33:00 <thestig> if you say so :)
33:00 <thestig> better save face on irc mattpoo
33:00 <Matthew> well it is your entire life, isn't it?
34:00 <thestig> your telling the story :)
34:00 <Matthew> I guess you would want to continue believing that you have some sort of positive reputation on an online chatroom to make up for your feeble excuse for a life away from the computer screen
34:00 <thestig> do you think anyone cares? lol
34:00 <thestig> i dont :)
34:00 <Matthew> you clearly do... PM'ing me my surname and threatening to show everyone my social media accounts on a chatroom...
35:00 <Matthew> you're a real hero, aren't you ?
35:00 <thestig> pming you?
35:00 <Matthew> go on... paste the links... if you're so keen
35:00 <thestig> links?
35:00 <Matthew> do you really think I care about a reputation as much as you do?
35:00 <Matthew> like I said before: keep baiting behind your PC screen boy
35:00 <thestig> i care about irc?
36:00 <thestig> you have an irc reputation?
36:00 <thestig> lolll
36:00 <Matthew> i wouldn't piss on you if I saw you on fire in the street... that's about as high as I rate your pathetic existence... but keep the 'denial' up
36:00 <Matthew> "what PM?"
36:00 <Matthew> "what profiles???"
36:00 <Matthew> LOL
36:00 <Matthew> you're fucking pathetic.
36:00 <thestig> lol?
36:00 <thestig> pathetic?
36:00 <Matthew> hang on a minute... I'm just going to go and make all my albums public
37:00 <Matthew> so you can go on for a browse as you're so interested in my life to be constantly scrolling my social media accounts
37:00 <Matthew> and then paste the links out and save them to your PC... to continue your rabid fascination with me
37:00 <thestig> im pasting links?
38:00 <Matthew> you are threatening to paste them in private... so why not?
38:00 <Matthew> why are you in hiding on here?
38:00 <thestig> im hiding?
38:00 <Matthew> yep, as usual
38:00 <Matthew> king of the keyboard warriors
38:00 <thestig> im threatening to paste in private?
38:00 <erlich> i just want to know your soundcloud, to hear your audio books about your day to day activities
38:00 <Matthew> you think private messaging me my own surname is going to 'scare' me? lol
39:00 <erlich> what is your soundcloud sir Matthew ?
39:00 <Matthew> that information is available to anybody
39:00 <thestig> i private messaged you?
39:00 <Serenity> i think i blocked you on fb Matthew
39:00 <Serenity> like years ago
39:00 <Serenity> </useless info>
39:00 <Matthew> why are you lying for ?
39:00 <thestig> im lying?
40:00 <Matthew> you're an absolute knobhead. you are sitting there behind your screen jerking off at the fact i am talking to you alone. enough from me.
40:00 <Matthew> absolute oxygen thief 
40:00 <thestig> :)
42:00 <couleurs> dose n e 1 no when google will become self aware and kill us all pls msg me
57:00 <Picard> nothing has changed
59:00 <Picard> thestig is still a nuffy making idle threats
00:00 <Matthew> he's a real hero
01:00 <partay> speaking of nothing changed.. Picard are you still a broke, fat, bulbus headed creepy gimp?
01:00 <faux> k
02:00 <Trevor> Picard, indeed. You're still a bald pedo.
04:00 <faux> k
04:00 <couleurs> I'm still Awesome -_-
04:00 <faux> pix
05:00 <Matthew> https://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-04/enhanced/webdr05/7/16/anigif_enhanced-16983-1396903964-11.gif
06:00 <couleurs> :p
07:00 <Matthew> https://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/25/6/enhanced/webdr04/anigif_enhanced-buzz-2821-1406283076-4.gif
09:00 <TheRiddler> faux bear
09:00 <faux> huh
09:00 <TheRiddler> I'm calling you faux bear from now on lol
09:00 <Matthew> Bea
09:00 <faux> oh ok
09:00 <faux> hello
09:00 <faux> lol
10:00 <TheRiddler> like a carebear :p
10:00 <faux> i need to pee but im so comfortable in bed
10:00 <TheRiddler> my legs ache
10:00 <TheRiddler> oh
10:00 <Matthew> you should always go before you turn the light off
10:00 <faux> y
10:00 <faux> the lights not off
10:00 <TheRiddler> work
10:00 <Matthew> save you getting out of bed again
10:00 <TheRiddler> I'm under 90kg now
11:00 <TheRiddler> all that moving n cleaning must of helped
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <Matthew> are you going overseas, TheRiddler?
11:00 <TheRiddler> yes
11:00 <TheRiddler> to philippines
12:00 <Matthew> where are you going, TheRiddler?
12:00 <TheRiddler> for 3 weeks
12:00 <Matthew> oh ok... I had no idea...
12:00 <TheRiddler> I think I'll get a full body massage there
13:00 <TheRiddler> I think I need 1
13:00 <Matthew> yeah... encountering all of those crowds, poor people, heat/humidity and smells... you might
14:00 <faux> phew i peed
14:00 <TheRiddler> I hear the weather is not as bad over there this time of year
14:00 <Matthew> not to mention all of the AWFUL drivers...
14:00 <TheRiddler> because it's monsoon season
14:00 <faux> good on you for ~90kg
14:00 <Matthew> the monsoon season in the Philippines is from June until November
14:00 <TheRiddler> as opposed to the hurricane/typhoon season
15:00 <TheRiddler> oh
15:00 <Matthew> so you are going at one of the better times of year
15:00 <Matthew> where there is limited chances of hurricanes
15:00 <Matthew> but make no mistake, being so horrifically  close to the equator: it will be stinking hot and humid
15:00 <faux> pix of ladyboys
16:00 <TheRiddler> I thought it was monsoon december-april and hurricanes june-november
16:00 <TheRiddler> oh well
16:00 <partay> Mmmm ladybois 
16:00 <Matthew> the hurricanes occur during the MONSOON ... as monsoon means rain
16:00 <Matthew> june-november...
16:00 <TheRiddler> yes I know that
16:00 <TheRiddler> ok faux
16:00 <TheRiddler> just a sec
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <Matthew> serious question and I'm trying hard not to be critical: WHY the Phillipines?
17:00 <Matthew> is there a specific reason?
18:00 <TheRiddler> friend want to go there
18:00 <TheRiddler> so he invited me
18:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/lfdAp.jpg
18:00 <TheRiddler> it's rhee :p
19:00 <faux> not right now 
19:00 <faux> i meant when youre over there
19:00 <faux> lmao
20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00 <TheRiddler> oh
20:00 <faux> doofus
20:00 <TheRiddler> ok
20:00 <TheRiddler> will try
20:00 <Matthew> are you visiting Malaysia or Thailand on your travels? you might see Craig and Timothy
20:00 <TheRiddler> nope
20:00 <couleurs> dare u 2 get a penis enlargement 2 
20:00 <TheRiddler> just philippines
21:00 <partay> TheRiddler we want pics mother fucker
21:00 <Serenity> are you going to bang a LB?
21:00 <partay> and not the ones you can send your mum 
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol probably not
23:00 <faux> lollll
24:00 <faux> @ probablu
24:00 <faux> MAYBS
25:00 <TheRiddler> If I do I'll make a video lol
26:00 <TheRiddler> oops
26:00 <faux> cool
26:00 <faux> porn
26:00 <faux> would you fuck its ass
26:00 <faux> or take it in the ass
26:00 <faux> lmao
26:00 <Clarkson> no its dyke short
26:00 <TheRiddler> I forgot to get condoms
26:00 <TheRiddler> umm probably the first
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <faux> lollllll
27:00 <faux> no biggie.
27:00 <faux> if she was hot would you s her d
30:00 <Matthew> oh god
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <couleurs> Enjoy You're Trip ;)
31:00 <TheRiddler> dont think so
32:00 <partay> faux of course he would 
32:00 <Matthew> are you going overseas, TheRiddler?
32:00 <TheRiddler> I'd probably more likely to sleep with some teen girl lol
34:00 <faux> legal i hope
34:00 <TheRiddler> I think most of my friend's friends are 13-18
34:00 <couleurs> ;0
34:00 <Matthew> : /
34:00 <TheRiddler> hai mighty amousia
35:00 <TheRiddler> I have a favour to ask you
35:00 <TheRiddler> or should I ask xm or sezz
36:00 <amelia> aloha mr mr
36:00 <amelia> depends wot the favour is
36:00 <Serenity> I DIDNT DO IT
36:00 <Serenity> sorry what?
36:00 <Matthew> `topic TheRiddler is going to the Phillipines on Thursday.
37:00 <couleurs> dw i'll look after your tamagochi 
37:00 <TheRiddler> there's a monster hunter 4 new 3ds console at the park center on albany hwy
37:00 <TheRiddler> for $249
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
38:00 <TheRiddler> I looked on ebay for 1
38:00 <amelia> i am not buying it for you
38:00 <TheRiddler> $500
38:00 <amelia> is that your favour
38:00 <Serenity> i remember being like 9 and going away to perth for the weekend with my mum and my brother said he would feed my tamagotchi but he didnt.. and it died.. and i got home and bawled. that is my story the end.
38:00 <TheRiddler> it's double the price retail
38:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/t2gbC70
38:00 <TheRiddler> ffs
38:00 <faux> need these shoes pls
38:00 <amelia> not as bad as when my friend went overseas and asked me to look after her dog and her bird
38:00 <amelia> only one animal survived
38:00 <Serenity> oh jesus amelia
39:00 <TheRiddler> the bird?
39:00 <Serenity> you fucking bitch haha
39:00 <TheRiddler> or the dog
39:00 <TheRiddler> you ate the bird
39:00 <amelia> i shat my pants n took a pic of the dead bird n went in the pet shop n showed it to the lady
39:00 <Serenity> the goldfish obv
39:00 <amelia> begged her to give ne another that looked exactly the same
39:00 <amelia> she looked at me like fuck off
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <Serenity> loll
39:00 <Matthew> I had the duty of feeding my friends three sausage dogs over a 5 day period... which I did feed them... I just forgot the fact they needed water as well... so 3 days later of 30 degree temperatures and I arrived and they wouldn't get off the ground
40:00 <TheRiddler> such a sitcom thing to do
40:00 <Serenity> whats the fucking favour TheRiddler finish your stories
40:00 <Clarkson> Im a nigger from africa
40:00 <TheRiddler> read up
40:00 <TheRiddler> [20:37] <TheRiddler> there's a monster hunter 4 new 3ds console at the park center on albany hwy
40:00 <TheRiddler> [20:37] <TheRiddler> for $249
40:00 <TheRiddler> they're $500 on ebay
40:00 <Serenity> are you asking us to buy it
40:00 <Serenity> im confused
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <TheRiddler> yes
40:00 <amelia> thats a no from me
41:00 <Serenity> I say this in the nicest way possible... not a fucking chace
41:00 <TheRiddler> tho I might be there on thursday in time to get it
41:00 <Serenity> chance too
41:00 <TheRiddler> possible
41:00 <Serenity> xm probably would
41:00 <Serenity> hes not a cunt
42:00 <TheRiddler> is it easier just to goto the airport via albany hwy 
42:00 <Matthew> good evening to the divine amelia
42:00 <TheRiddler> from or eastern hwy
42:00 <amelia> aloha maffew wots up buttercup
42:00 <Serenity> tonkin would be the easiest?
42:00 <TheRiddler> ok
42:00 <Matthew> contemplating bed in a moment, fyi
42:00 <amelia> early night
42:00 <TheRiddler> I leave at about 2pm thursday
43:00 <Matthew> for a holiday, yes, I guess
43:00 <TheRiddler> so probably be there 4-5pm
43:00 <Matthew> you leave Perth at 2pm ?
43:00 <TheRiddler> and have to be at airport before 10:10pm
43:00 <Serenity> how are you getting here? driving?
43:00 <TheRiddler> I leave albany at 2pm
43:00 <amelia> where are you going
43:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
43:00 <TheRiddler> philippines amousia
43:00 <amelia> can i come
43:00 <Matthew> what time does your flight leave and what airline ?
44:00 <TheRiddler> sure
44:00 <faux> lmao
44:00 <TheRiddler> the redeye flight
44:00 <Serenity> albany hwy onto tonkin would take you right through to the airport
44:00 <faux> what seat
44:00 <faux> what will you be wearing
44:00 <Matthew> LOL
44:00 <amelia> wot clothes are you wearing on the airbus
44:00 <Matthew> don't wear jeans on the flight fyi
44:00 <TheRiddler> jetstar asia
44:00 <Matthew> what is your ETA ?
45:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaha
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <TheRiddler> it was either and expensive flight or 830am flight
45:00 <TheRiddler> -d
45:00 <Matthew> is Manila the same timezone as WA ?
45:00 <TheRiddler> or the redeye
45:00 <TheRiddler> yes
45:00 <TheRiddler> redeye is 12am
46:00 <Matthew> that will make things much easier for you
46:00 <TheRiddler> yes
46:00 <TheRiddler> just gotta treat it like broome/darwin :p
46:00 <amelia> TheRiddler are you gonna be the killa in manilla?
46:00 <couleurs> is this you're first time on a plane
46:00 <TheRiddler> probably darwin be more like it
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
46:00 <amelia> THRiLLa iN MaNiLLa
46:00 <TheRiddler> no it's not first time on a plane
46:00 <Matthew> best flight i've ever had was a few years ago (second last time i was in UK) ... got on at Heathrow at 11pm (Fell asleep before take off) ... woke up 8.5 hours later over India..
47:00 <Matthew> flight gone.
47:00 <amelia> i wish i could sleep on planes
47:00 <amelia> i dunno how people do it
47:00 <faux> lol sez http://imgur.com/yDei7oL
47:00 <couleurs> DrUGs
47:00 <faux> tyga and Kylie face swap
47:00 <amelia> even with 2 seats to myself + laying all over my partner at the time i cant sleep
48:00 <Matthew> i had a huge going away party the night before i left and didnt get home until 5am, got up at like 8am ... slept like a baby on the flight with 2 spare seats next to me
48:00 <Matthew> thanks British Airways <3
48:00 <faux> lol
48:00 <TheRiddler> I've done redeye before
48:00 <faux> even thinking of planes gjmives me anxiety 
48:00 <faux> gives 
48:00 <TheRiddler> but that was my first ever flight since like 3
48:00 <TheRiddler> years old
49:00 <TheRiddler> I got myself tipsy and got on
49:00 <TheRiddler> or tried to
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
49:00 <Matthew> falling asleep before take off is embarrassing.
49:00 <TheRiddler> I didn't get any sleep
49:00 <Serenity> ive never been on a plane
50:00 <Matthew> : o
50:00 <amelia> LA to Dubai we sat on the plane for 2 freakin hours before it even took off
50:00 <TheRiddler> I was falling asleep in the lobby of the hotel 
50:00 <amelia> then same thing Dubai to Perth
50:00 <TheRiddler> waiting for my room
50:00 <amelia> horrid
50:00 <Matthew> LA to Dubai would be a fucking brutal flight
50:00 <amelia> yeah its not fun especially with 2 hrs extra added on to an already fucked flight
51:00 <faux>  dad got back from qld on thurs when it was super stormy he was like thats the first time i almost shit myself on a plane so much turbulence 
51:00 <TheRiddler> no tv units?
51:00 <amelia> i think it was 14 hrs
51:00 <faux> my sis slept through it all
51:00 <amelia> then 10 to Perth
51:00 <faux> i would have cried 
51:00 <faux> for a decade
51:00 <TheRiddler> oh
51:00 <TheRiddler> does a airbus 320 have tv units?
51:00 <Matthew> i hate LAX
51:00 <Matthew> dirtiest scummiest airport of all time
51:00 <Matthew> with idiots everywhere
51:00 <amelia> if you are going overseas i think it would have monitors
52:00 <amelia> haha i didnt think it was that bad maffee
52:00 <amelia> maffew
52:00 <amelia> Vegas airport was odd
52:00 <Matthew> dirty place with papparazzi everywhere
52:00 <faux> did u go all vogue on their ass
52:00 <couleurs> JFK airport has lots of turbulence usually last time people were vomiting and i was just like fightclub.gif we're all gonna die
52:00 <faux> es
53:00 <faux> lmao
53:00 <Matthew> they were not after me lol .. they just camp out there waiting for celebs
53:00 <Matthew> day in, day out
53:00 <faux> what a life
53:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <faux> i wonder how much they get for a photo
54:00 <Matthew> TMZ
54:00 <amelia> hong kong airport is hectic
54:00 <Matthew> and also 100000km from the actual city
54:00 <faux> im off to bed nini guys :*
54:00 <amelia> ni nis
54:00 <Matthew> bye Delilah
55:00 <faux> gB Mildred 
55:00 <TheRiddler> ok the domestic ones are portable devices
55:00 <TheRiddler> err
55:00 <TheRiddler> for jetstar
55:00 <TheRiddler> also no free meals :(
55:00 <amelia> haha
55:00 <amelia> i thought international always do free meals
55:00 <amelia> free alc
56:00 <erlich> just coz im asian doesnt mean im made of money jeeez
56:00 <erlich> no 3ds 4 u 
56:00 <Serenity> lolllll
56:00 <Matthew> Az-e-arn
57:00 <couleurs> jetstar is shithouse now cos qantas is fucked
57:00 <TheRiddler> maybe it's domestic
57:00 <erlich> but forget i said that when i want free accomodation down south TheRiddler 
57:00 <TheRiddler> *just
57:00 <TheRiddler> for jetstar
57:00 <TheRiddler> for meals
58:00 <TheRiddler> I mean
58:00 <couleurs> yes no free meals or drinks on domestic 
58:00 <TheRiddler> I was going to pay for the 3ds and the shipping costs lol
58:00 <couleurs> you can still use the toilet though, big plus
58:00 <Matthew> are you going to Cebu ?
59:00 <TheRiddler> I just dont want to pay double for it
59:00 <TheRiddler> on ebay
59:00 <couleurs> did u no on a plane a little trap door opens mid air 2 expel all the shit people do well it's true trust me i'm a pilot
59:00 <Clarkson> TheMayo or pliv you have fucking nothing
59:00 <TheRiddler> it's a bloody limited edition 3ds
59:00 <TheRiddler> maybe I'll have better luck with a triforce 3ds
59:00 <TheRiddler> I just rather haver a limited edition model
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