// #melbourne — 2016-01-22
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01:55:00 <Anarchy> hi
01:56:00 <Bastardly_One> ho
01:58:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> -
02:02:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> tit
02:02:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> -
02:05:00 <erlich> hi Anarchy
02:05:00 <erlich> how was work?
02:05:00 <erlich> dont spare me any details
02:07:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> guts
02:09:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> fish guts
02:10:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> maggots
02:10:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> death
02:10:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> black death
02:10:00 <erlich> Bastardly_One: i thought you quit IRC for good
02:11:00 <Bastardly_One> nu
02:11:00 <Bastardly_One> h
02:11:00 <erlich> so what have you been up to?
02:12:00 <erlich> im listening to ur lil fav artist now: deadmau5
02:12:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> puke
02:12:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> guts
02:12:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> death
02:12:00 <erlich> ey romeo
02:12:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> hiya
02:12:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> how's things?
02:12:00 <erlich> OK just mucking around with stuff
02:12:00 <erlich> u?
02:12:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> yeah same old same old
02:13:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> been playing tunes all day
02:13:00 <erlich> wot tunes
02:13:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> all sorts
02:13:00 <erlich> gimme an example
02:13:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> techno rock metal dance
02:13:00 <erlich> what osrt of techno
02:14:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> mmm
02:14:00 <erlich> .win goto 4
02:14:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> portishead kosheen chemical brothers
02:15:00 <erlich> nice 1
02:15:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> yep
02:15:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> :)
02:15:00 <erlich> Kosheen is quite old
02:15:00 <erlich> i havent heard them for ages
02:15:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> true
02:15:00 <erlich> Kosheen - Catch
02:15:00 <erlich> but ive mostly heard the trance remix
02:16:00 <Trevor> http://imgur.com/vRCTnfA
02:18:00 <Anarchy> hii
02:18:00 <Trevor> b1 how you been?
02:19:00 <erlich> Anarchy: how was work?????
02:19:00 <Anarchy> didnt work today brah
02:20:00 <erlich> maybe u will get lucky tomorrow ;)
02:20:00 <erlich> romeo, listenign to "Hide U" now
02:20:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> ahh
02:20:00 <Anarchy> im always lucky
02:20:00 <Anarchy> :D
02:22:00 <erlich> a bit of rubber helps 2
02:22:00 <Anarchy> so lucky to be sitting here chatting to ya'll.
02:22:00 <erlich> likewise i feel like i am among friends
02:22:00 <erlich> if i close this window, i will be back to being alone
02:23:00 <Anarchy> so like you have to see this movie
02:23:00 <Anarchy> about a shutin
02:23:00 <Anarchy> and these 3 intruders break into her home
02:23:00 <Anarchy> but like shes nuts
02:24:00 <Anarchy> and i wont spoil it.
02:24:00 <erlich> called/
02:24:00 <Anarchy> intruders (shutin)
02:24:00 <Anarchy> dont get intruders 2015
02:24:00 <Anarchy> get intruders 2016
02:24:00 <erlich> do these intruders come in and use her wireless, go on IRC and get her IP banned from austnet
02:24:00 <Anarchy> yeah its confusing but one is much better than the other
02:24:00 <erlich> coz that would be a psychological thriller/horror
02:24:00 <Anarchy> no
02:24:00 <Anarchy> i cant tell yo
02:24:00 <Anarchy> you
02:24:00 <Anarchy> unless you want me to spoil it for u
02:24:00 <Anarchy> wait
02:25:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> ive had too much coffee im gunna puke
02:25:00 <erlich> romeo, Kosheen - Hungry, also good
02:25:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> ahh ok
02:25:00 <erlich> nah if it's good id rather watch it
02:25:00 <erlich> ive been more into movies this week, and writing movie reviews too
02:25:00 <Anarchy> Anna suffers from agoraphobia so crippling that when a trio of criminals break into her house, she cannot bring herself to flee. But what the intruders don't realize is that agoraphobia is not her only psychosis.
02:26:00 <erlich> d oyou think you may have a mental illness/ not accusin', just wondering... plus everyone here seems to have one
02:26:00 <Anarchy> lol
02:26:00 <Anarchy> as shelly would say
02:26:00 <Anarchy> my mother had me tested
02:26:00 <Anarchy> sane!
02:27:00 <erlich> this has one of the Culkin boys
02:27:00 <Anarchy> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4009278/
02:27:00 <Anarchy> and gill foil from
02:27:00 <Anarchy> silicone vally
02:27:00 <erlich> is SV going to be on again soon
02:27:00 <Anarchy> like its by the ppl that made insidious and i think an aussie film company too
02:28:00 <Anarchy> i uno
02:28:00 <Anarchy> ask me about rick and morty
02:28:00 <erlich> you a big fan or?
02:28:00 <Anarchy> im big and im a fan
02:28:00 <erlich> someone recommended it to me, havent started yet
02:28:00 <Anarchy> yes
02:28:00 <Anarchy> its good
02:28:00 <Anarchy> light hearted and smart assy
02:28:00 <erlich> i like its take on political correctness
02:28:00 <Anarchy> also trailer park boys are phenominal ..
02:28:00 <erlich> you will probably like Idiocracy too, also by the same guy
02:29:00 <Anarchy> i saw that movie
02:29:00 <Anarchy> years ago
02:29:00 <erlich> and you like making fun of dumb shits, so prolly
02:29:00 <Anarchy> fucking predicting the future
02:29:00 <Anarchy> no i dont
02:29:00 <Anarchy> i just like laughing at funny stuff
02:29:00 <erlich> his style of humour has great disdain for most people tho
02:30:00 <Anarchy> well most people deserve distain
02:30:00 <Anarchy> lol
02:30:00 <Anarchy> a person not so much
02:30:00 <erlich> he is a smart guy, like physics PhD or whatever, worked in Silicon Valley etc
02:30:00 <Anarchy> people in groups are fux
02:30:00 <erlich> would you say you prefer being alone?
02:30:00 <erlich> in the rather stay at home sense
02:31:00 <erlich> avoiding crowds and all that
02:31:00 <Anarchy> would you say you can only converse by asking questions?
02:31:00 <erlich> i am very inquistive by nature
02:31:00 <erlich> i already know everything about myself, so i prefer not to ask myself questions
02:31:00 <Anarchy> im almost middle aged so yes i avoid seeing big groups of ppl
02:31:00 <Anarchy> how old are you
02:31:00 <erlich> about the same as you probably
02:32:00 <Anarchy> lol
02:32:00 <Anarchy> in numbers
02:32:00 <Anarchy> say what would your birth certificate say your dob was
02:32:00 <erlich> im 30-40
02:32:00 <Anarchy> just the year unless you want me to give you an astrological birth reading
02:33:00 <erlich> are you into astrology #question235
02:33:00 <Anarchy> you said you know everything about yourself
02:33:00 <Anarchy> yet your age has a 10 year guestimate
02:33:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> i hope i puke
02:33:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> tonight
02:33:00 <erlich> i know that i dont have the exact year of my birth
02:33:00 <Anarchy> lol
02:33:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> i wanna puke and then puke again some more
02:33:00 <erlich> im an adopted war baby
02:33:00 <Anarchy> well maybe go work on that
02:33:00 <erlich> there are no records
02:34:00 <Anarchy> yeah yeah yeah
02:34:00 <erlich> i was raised by wolves in Romania
02:34:00 <Anarchy> lol
02:34:00 <erlich> you will have to cut my legs open and count therings
02:34:00 <Anarchy> i would
02:34:00 <Anarchy> if you could do that through mirc
02:34:00 <Anarchy> believe me
02:34:00 <Anarchy> i would right now
02:34:00 <Anarchy> .
02:34:00 <Anarchy> im not a violent woman i just have no patience for not getting a straight answer
02:34:00 <Anarchy> good night ladies.
02:35:00 <erlich> what difference would it make whether i said 33 or 37
02:35:00 <erlich> 30-40 is about the same tho
02:35:00 <erlich> 20-30, not really
02:36:00 <erlich> unless you are into oriental astrology
02:36:00 <erlich> but the year alone wont guarantee you the animal
02:37:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> i hate running out of weed
02:37:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> im so on the edge
02:38:00 <erlich> OK hoof night Anarchy. get lucky tomoz ;)
02:38:00 <erlich> good/hoof*
02:38:00 <erlich> romeo, i dont remember Kosheen being this good
02:38:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> ha okay
02:39:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> i like empty skies
02:39:00 <erlich> she looks prettier without the crazy make up
02:46:00 <]\^alienated|Romeo_> %500
11:57:00 <faux> peeeyeeewwww
11:57:00 <faux> cant wait for summer to end
11:57:00 <faux> stinker
12:09:00 <Doodle> lol
12:09:00 <Doodle> stable platform
12:09:00 <Doodle> isnt that where horses catch the train
12:09:00 <Doodle> /dad
12:12:00 <ShadowLurker> i loled
12:14:00 <faux> oh ok
12:45:00 <faux> lol.
13:00:00 <ShadowLurker> why does he even try
13:04:00 <Serenity> so he can join then go to another channel bitching about it
13:04:00 <ShadowLurker> and cake
13:15:00 <IDoBadThings> soup
13:25:00 <IDoBadThings> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeA5N7aP2dA
13:25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Abakus - Excession Views: 48,586 Uploader: ΧÏήστος Κ. Uploaded: Jan 29, 2009 Duration: 5m14s Rating: 4.89
13:43:00 <Anarchy> mmm cake
13:43:00 <Anarchy> http://www.coldrock.com.au/cake-builder/
13:43:00 <Anarchy> i'll just leave that there.
13:54:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
14:23:00 <faux> pllp
14:24:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
14:25:00 <faux> bonjour
14:25:00 <TheRiddler> what's doing
14:28:00 <Anarchy> philly comes out today
14:28:00 <Anarchy> this is not a day for eztv to go down
14:29:00 <TheRiddler> I'd like a steak n cheese footlong on wholemeal subway
14:31:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
14:31:00 <faux> ty
14:31:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin
14:32:00 <faux> playing mario in front of me aircon
14:32:00 <faux> just watched another ep of making a murderer
14:32:00 <faux> so good
14:32:00 <TheRiddler> cool
14:33:00 <Anarchy> it was
14:33:00 <TheRiddler> I'm just about to get ready
14:46:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/CaflblZ-nmE
14:46:00 <faux> lmaoooo
14:46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Star Wars Yoda Transformation- CHRISSPY Views: 313,958 Uploader: Chrisspy Uploaded: Dec 30, 2015 Duration: 5m54s Rating: 4.97
14:48:00 <TheRiddler> ok I'm off now
14:48:00 <TheRiddler> bye everyone
14:53:00 <faux> bye ash
14:53:00 <faux> safe travels
14:53:00 <faux> have fun!
14:54:00 <TheRiddler> thanks
14:54:00 <TheRiddler> bye
15:07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> FUCK ME
15:07:00 <British^Meat> no
15:15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> but why not British^Meat
15:15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> of all people i would of thought you would have a crack :(
15:15:00 <British^Meat> i cant help it
15:15:00 <British^Meat> i dont want to make love to a man
15:15:00 <British^Meat> its not you, its me
15:16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nawww you are so sweet British^Meat :D
15:16:00 <British^Meat> I cant love you Snoopys_Gunship
15:16:00 <British^Meat> but i would love you
15:17:00 <British^Meat> we would be good together, id make you happy
15:27:00 <thestig> bye ash
15:27:00 <thestig> :(
15:28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nawww you are a good man British^Meat :D
15:29:00 <morgoth> hey yo
15:29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yo yo
15:53:00 <I-Stephen> Heya guys
15:53:00 <I-Stephen> I need help with identify a song. it's in turkish
15:53:00 <I-Stephen> shazam doesn't recognise it btw
15:54:00 <I-Stephen> http://users.on.net/whocrazy/dirge2.mp3
15:55:00 <I-Stephen> the audio is a bit flaky, because I recorded it from SBS radio in the 1980s
15:55:00 <I-Stephen> on an old tape recorder
15:55:00 <I-Stephen> but anyone who speaks turkish should be able to make out the words
15:56:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> are you serious
15:57:00 <I-Stephen> Yes it is a bit excruciating to listen to, sorry about that
15:57:00 <I-Stephen> Snoopys_Gunship, why do you ask?
15:58:00 <British^Meat> lol
15:58:00 <British^Meat> i dont want to click that link
15:58:00 <I-Stephen> it's not a virus, if that's what you're scared of
15:59:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> why in gods name would you wanna know the name of that song
15:59:00 <I-Stephen> cuz I like it
15:59:00 <British^Meat> well for starters...
15:59:00 <British^Meat> i wont be able to identify it
15:59:00 <British^Meat> So theres that....
16:00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i KNOW someone who speaks turkish but whether she will translate for free is another story
16:00:00 <I-Stephen> I don't need the song translated, just the title
16:00:00 <I-Stephen> in turkish
16:01:00 <I-Stephen> then I can google the words or the title and find a better copy on youtube
16:01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep good luck with that :)
16:01:00 <I-Stephen> Snoopys_Gunship tell her she doesn't need to worry about translation then
16:02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i didnt even ask her hahahahah
16:02:00 <I-Stephen> just tht title, in turkish will do
16:04:00 <British^Meat> y dont u ask turkish ppl?
16:04:00 <British^Meat> join turkish sites on facebook
16:05:00 <I-Stephen> I thought there were some turkish ppl in here
16:05:00 <British^Meat> apparently there isnt
16:06:00 <I-Stephen> cuz I can't read turkish
16:06:00 <British^Meat> ive tried to help
16:06:00 <British^Meat> what you do with this information is now in your hands
16:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> saçmalik i türk degilim
16:07:00 <British^Meat> sacmalik my degilim
16:07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
16:07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Seninle seks yapmak istiyorum British_Meat
16:07:00 <I-Stephen> runs it through google translate
16:08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> bahahahaha shes a crack up
16:09:00 <I-Stephen> this should be fun
16:09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> in her words
16:09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> becerdin almak o çatlak kafa söyle
16:11:00 <I-Stephen> sacmalik my degilim, apparently means, according to google translate, I am not my rubbish
16:13:00 <morgoth> Jews rule the Earth
16:13:00 <I-Stephen> Snoopys_Gunship, naughty! naughty!
16:15:00 <TheRon> he the town rapist?
16:17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh well not going to get much out of her now
16:17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> she is dribbling on about french people and when she does that its a lost cause asking her shit lol
16:19:00 <TheRon> been spending most their lives living in the gangster's paradise
16:20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> back later watching Joe Dirt 2
16:20:00 <TheRon> why?
16:20:00 <I-Stephen> dirty joe
16:21:00 <TheRon> dirty jo is my hooker's name
16:21:00 <I-Stephen> your hooker is a man?
16:21:00 <TheRon> no
16:21:00 <I-Stephen> lol
16:22:00 <I-Stephen> sounds very low class
16:22:00 <TheRon> you get what you pay for
16:23:00 <I-Stephen> poor girl
16:23:00 <I-Stephen> how awful for her
16:23:00 <TheRon> prostitutes love you no matter who you are or what you look like, yes it's true children
16:24:00 <I-Stephen> leave kids out of it
16:24:00 <I-Stephen> sick
16:24:00 <TheRon> what's james taylor doing singing about prostitutes to the children, get out of here james taylor!
16:25:00 <I-Stephen> sounds like you've been smoking one too many bongs
16:25:00 <TheRon> south park
16:26:00 <morgoth> right said fred - ebiniza good
16:26:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77rJ8VLj2-c
16:26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: South Park Chef's Prostitutes song Views: 123,839 Uploader: BedEyes16 Uploaded: Jan 1, 2012 Duration: 0m36s Rating: 4.87
16:41:00 <Lumeah> Sup buggers
16:42:00 <TheRon> here comes the hot stepper
16:50:00 <Lumeah> Hot stepper?
16:50:00 <Lumeah> What are u on about?
16:50:00 <TheRon> it was just playing ta the time
16:51:00 <Lumeah> Uhuh
16:52:00 <TheRon> this is how we do it
16:52:00 <Lumeah> Can i shoot my boss?
16:52:00 <TheRon> nah could be murder
16:53:00 <Lumeah> Cuz she lets the lawn mower guy dig huge dtiches beside paths n then she gives some old bloke shit for falling in it.....
16:53:00 <Lumeah> Ok..
16:54:00 <Lumeah> Nice neat edge... Not a huge cravas!
16:54:00 <Lumeah> Gezz
16:55:00 <TheRon> murder should always be a last resort
16:55:00 <Lumeah> Ok..
17:00:00 <Matthew> farewell ashleighxtrinity
17:07:00 <Lumeah> Byes
17:07:00 <Matthew> Cheryl
17:14:00 <couleurs> plop
17:20:00 <TheRon> BvB!
17:20:00 <TheRon> doodle it's 520\
17:21:00 <morgoth> not sure whether to have go bucket or wait till steak
17:21:00 <couleurs> BvBz
17:27:00 <couleurs> what's da goss boys
17:28:00 <TheRon> play that funky music white boy
17:29:00 <Matthew> TheRon enjoys sucking his own dick.
17:29:00 <TheRon> if i could i would
17:29:00 <Lumeah> If he could reach.. Lol
17:30:00 <TheRon> why do kangaroos lick their own genitals?
17:30:00 <TheRon> because they can
17:31:00 <TheRon> how is that an insult?
17:32:00 <TheRon> matthew doesn't like me cause i pay out on him about essendon
17:32:00 <TheRon> he takes it personal
17:33:00 <TheRon> i say BvB are drug cheats and couleurs doesn't get upset
17:33:00 <Lumeah> Ahh
17:33:00 <couleurs> that's cos Matthew got a dick stuck up his arse
17:33:00 <TheRon> sounds like he needs a dick up his arse
17:34:00 <Lumeah> Who likes spiders?
17:34:00 <couleurs> Nobody.
17:34:00 <TheRon> like is a strong word
17:34:00 <Lumeah> Hehehe..
17:34:00 <TheRon> i kill without thinking twice
17:34:00 <faux> ITS SO HOT PLS GO AWAY
17:35:00 <TheRon> that's what she said
17:35:00 <Lumeah> Was looking out the window in the dark at 3am n saw a spider on the window thought it was outside..
17:35:00 <couleurs> =)
17:36:00 <Lumeah> Lucky i didn't tap the glass.. Cuz it was on the roof in the morning
17:36:00 <TheRon> spiders are like a vagina, scary but you can't look away
17:36:00 <Lumeah> So it was millimetres away from my face.
17:37:00 <Lumeah> You've had the wrong vhays
17:37:00 <faux> do u sleep on teh roof
17:37:00 <Lumeah> No...
17:37:00 <Lumeah> 'it'
17:38:00 <British^Meat> you must kill this spider, its the only way
17:39:00 <Lumeah> Nah it's on the roof. Dun care.
17:40:00 <TheRon> does the spider have acid for blood?
17:40:00 <British^Meat> it wants to die, they all do
17:41:00 <Lumeah> "Incy wincy spider"
17:43:00 <Lumeah> Climbed up the water spout
17:43:00 <Lumeah> Down came the rain.. And washed poor incy out.
17:44:00 <British^Meat> out came the sun and dried up all the rain
17:45:00 <TheRon> jesus
17:46:00 <TheRon> the return of the mack
17:46:00 <couleurs> stop that
17:50:00 <couleurs> https://vine.co/v/ieKpLnAWMJM
17:50:00 <couleurs> me irl
17:52:00 <couleurs> https://vine.co/v/ib2Kr5ZOYxm
17:52:00 <couleurs> hahahhahah
17:52:00 <couleurs> omg this better be real
17:52:00 <TheRon> that kids gonna be well fed
17:56:00 <TheRon> will the real slim shady please stand up
18:00:00 <couleurs> agreed.
18:01:00 <TheRon> what's my motherfucking name
18:03:00 <faux> Gus
18:04:00 <Lumeah> Fred
18:04:00 <TheRon> i was going for snoop dog but hey
18:04:00 <Fire-Ants-IN-My-Pants> i dont know if i can be bothered drinking im fucked
18:05:00 <Lumeah> With a name like that im not surprised
18:05:00 <Fire-Ants-IN-My-Pants> it could be painful
18:06:00 <TheRon> uh uh uih uh stayin' alive
18:06:00 <Lumeah> Very
18:08:00 <simba> why dont you do your body a gigantic favour and dont drink tonight
18:08:00 <TheRon> take some E's instead
18:08:00 <simba> esports
18:09:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:10:00 <TheRon> wanna be startin' something
18:12:00 <simba> i fookin ate pikies
18:13:00 <British^Meat> do u like dags?
18:15:00 <simba> fookin southern fairies
18:24:00 <TheRon> sorry ms jackson
18:24:00 <British^Meat> Tyrones a rally driver, aint ya tyrone?
18:30:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4aBqvbP_MM
18:31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Soccer Trick Shots | Dude Perfect Views: 3,656,865 Uploader: Dude Perfect Uploaded: Jan 18, 2016 Duration: 7m21s Rating: 4.93
18:31:00 <TheRon> don't stop till you get enough
18:32:00 <couleurs> #americans
18:34:00 <MrMark> wooohooo its me again!
18:35:00 <simba> lucky charms rainbow tracker
18:35:00 <simba> need to find that messi gole commentary #Legendary
18:35:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI686W6S34I
18:35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Lionel Messi Goal vs Iran - Commentator Goes Mad and Starts Crying Views: 43,762 Uploader: ieraHDTV (Backup Channel) Uploaded: Mar 18, 2015 Duration: 1m48s Rating: 4.74
18:37:00 <couleurs> lol
18:38:00 <couleurs> always hilarious
18:39:00 <simba> raheems a fucken ninja
18:42:00 <couleurs> https://streamable.com/b8a9
18:42:00 <couleurs> gole
18:42:00 <simba> kevin curry wtf sign him up Chicago
18:43:00 <simba> that was good lol @ martin tyler excitement
18:43:00 <couleurs> https://streamable.com/lz9z
18:43:00 <couleurs> da fuk
18:45:00 <couleurs> wtf chelsea signed pato
18:45:00 <couleurs> ??
18:45:00 <simba> Son pwns
18:46:00 <simba> getting rid of remy 4 pato
18:46:00 <simba> 2 sell shirts
18:46:00 <couleurs> remy 2 lfc confirmed
18:47:00 <couleurs> wonder who real madrid will sign lmao #owned
18:53:00 <couleurs> Brb.
18:55:00 <simba> remy
18:56:00 <couleurs> what's 4 dinner
19:00:00 <simba> bbq
19:04:00 <Matthew> salt and vinegar
19:07:00 <couleurs> :)
19:12:00 <Matthew> oh hai couleurs
19:13:00 <couleurs> Hi Gorgeous
19:13:00 <Matthew> xx
19:16:00 <simba> for more awesome videos click here >
19:16:00 <Matthew> www.redtube.com/gay
19:23:00 <couleurs> huehue
19:28:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAPl5WLmm_U
19:29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Pet Shop Boys - It's Alright (1989) Views: 164,210 Uploader: shadowwalker1917 Uploaded: Nov 21, 2011 Duration: 4m19s Rating: 4.88
19:46:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3j2NYZ8FKs
19:46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls Views: 23,185,527 Uploader: parlophone Uploaded: Apr 22, 2009 Duration: 3m56s Rating: 4.90
19:47:00 <couleurs> Divine.
19:47:00 <Matthew> welcome to the exquisite faux
19:49:00 <couleurs> Who Else Is Watching This In 2016 ?
19:55:00 <couleurs> ao humid
19:55:00 <couleurs> h8 it
19:55:00 <Matthew> where are you couleurs
19:55:00 <couleurs> Bangladesh.
19:55:00 <couleurs> n u
19:56:00 <Matthew> no you're not.
19:56:00 <couleurs> Melbourne :p
19:56:00 <couleurs> that's why i join here!!!!!!
19:57:00 <Matthew> I am from Melbourne and feel like an absolute minority
19:57:00 <couleurs> me 2
19:59:00 <faux> its humid here too i wanna ie
20:00:00 <faux> die
20:00:00 <Matthew> with thunderstorms tbh
20:00:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAW74DptPEc
20:00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sicario - Opening Scene (1080p) Views: 70,925 Uploader: LUCAS RENTON Uploaded: Dec 20, 2015 Duration: 6m31s Rating: 4.85
20:01:00 <couleurs> Best Movie Opening of 2K15
20:01:00 <couleurs> Rated 4 out of 5 Rates.
20:02:00 <Matthew> naomi
20:04:00 <couleurs> aye caramba amigoes gracias tacos
20:08:00 <couleurs> hi amsy :u
20:10:00 <amsy> hi cc :æ
20:11:00 <Matthew> CC Babcock
20:11:00 <couleurs> where u bean amsy...
20:11:00 <Doodle> i'm guessing norway
20:13:00 <Matthew> good guess I reckon
20:13:00 <Doodle> i've played a lot of carmen sandiego
20:13:00 <Doodle> its on my resume
20:13:00 <Doodle> under skills
20:15:00 <couleurs> u rok
20:17:00 <Matthew> Nina
20:23:00 <simba> roys our boy!!!!!!!!!!!
20:24:00 <simba> deep bass in dis intro #Skirrileex
20:25:00 <couleurs> yea boi!!!!
20:27:00 <Matthew> good evening to the audacious amelia
20:27:00 <amelia> why hallo thar
20:27:00 <couleurs> CoWaBuNGa
20:27:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8ygKnBtKAk
20:27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Justin Timberlake - Not a Bad Thing (Audio) Views: 34,468,235 Uploader: justintimberlakeVEVO Uploaded: Feb 24, 2014 Duration: 4m28s Rating: 4.85
20:28:00 <faux> good evening to teh cuntmelia
20:28:00 <faux> AMELICUNT
20:28:00 <Matthew> oh dear. I sense tension.
20:29:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
20:29:00 <Matthew> when I was little there used to be this Greek woman called Amelia at the local market who used to make the best hot chips
20:29:00 <Matthew> that's who you remind me of
20:30:00 <simba> epic intro #Downloading
20:30:00 <amelia> i would luff some hot chips fanks
20:31:00 <Matthew> her son Stavros went to my school
20:31:00 <faux> lol @ tension
20:31:00 <faux> your senses are broken
20:31:00 <Matthew> I quite like tens-e-on
20:32:00 <couleurs> 8)
20:32:00 <faux> i dont
20:32:00 <Matthew> no iss-ews with that
20:32:00 <faux> stop it
20:33:00 <Matthew> https://media.giphy.com/media/o9qT6CP4XyICY/giphy.gif
20:33:00 <simba> https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jV-AAlC96t0/Vp9qUwq4Q9I/AAAAAAAAB0A/NAd6Pn5xekU/s1600/sicario.bludv.png ONE OF THE BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR
20:34:00 <Matthew> I enjoyed Matt Damon in The Martian too, yes
20:35:00 <simba> huh
20:35:00 <Matthew> movie of the year*
20:36:00 <simba> r u retarded
20:37:00 <Matthew> subjective
20:37:00 <simba> its not rly
20:37:00 <Matthew> you're nasty. and so is your bitch friend.
20:38:00 <simba> dont call people names
20:38:00 <simba> now answer the question are you retarded
20:38:00 <Matthew> you just labelled me retarded.
20:38:00 <Matthew> so don't lecture me about names
20:38:00 <simba> you mean when i asked if you were
20:38:00 <simba> lol
20:39:00 <faux> WHO IS HIS BITCH FRIEND
20:39:00 <simba> i bet your kids can hold a better conversation than this
20:39:00 <Matthew> yes... you were not asking me at all...
20:39:00 <simba> who is my bitch friend
20:39:00 <Matthew> it was like a "you are kidding?" when you know the person isn't
20:39:00 <simba> dont tell me what it was like
20:39:00 <Matthew> "are you retarded?" ... I already know the answer is YES but I'll put it into a question rather than a statement
20:39:00 <simba> so the answer is yes
20:39:00 <faux> y so touchy
20:39:00 <simba> finally
20:40:00 <faux> can we all play nice
20:40:00 <simba> agreed
20:40:00 <faux> have some Virtual Wine
20:40:00 <Matthew> not in the mood for your BS, simba ... i was just making a statement
20:40:00 <simba> and i asked a question based on that statement
20:40:00 <faux> who is his bitch friend pls
20:40:00 <Matthew> no. shut up. you're wrong. i'm right.
20:40:00 <Matthew> that's all. bye.
20:40:00 <simba> who is my bitch friend
20:41:00 <Matthew> amelia
20:41:00 <simba> dont lie
20:41:00 <Matthew> nevr.
20:41:00 <Matthew> never* lol
20:41:00 <simba> LOL
20:41:00 <faux> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/84902979/?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=page-posts&utm_campaign=gay-men-touch-vagina-for-the-first-time
20:41:00 <faux> 4 Matthew
20:41:00 <simba> youre so gay
20:42:00 <amelia> wot
20:42:00 <Matthew> the words in that link alone mean I won't be clicking on that
20:42:00 <Matthew> to see a bunch of raging poofs touching punani
20:42:00 <Matthew> and going "OHHH!!!"
20:42:00 <simba> wtf at that video
20:42:00 <simba> that is sick
20:42:00 <faux> its hilarious
20:42:00 <faux> one guy screams like hes in a horror movie
20:42:00 <faux> so good
20:42:00 <simba> whats next conan obrien whips his dick out for analysis on The Late Show With Conan OBrian
20:42:00 <Clarkson> Lish im working, have to so i can get shit organised so i can go fucking ladybois
20:43:00 <Matthew> I just cannot believe these gay men over the age of like 18 that have not fucked a woman or at least tried it
20:43:00 <Clarkson> chug my dick
20:43:00 <Matthew> it's hilarious
20:43:00 <faux> spells obrien differently twice
20:43:00 <simba> chug my dick
20:43:00 <Clarkson> minus the fag
20:43:00 <Matthew> same with dykes not getting a dick up them
20:43:00 <simba> minus the fag
20:43:00 <Clarkson> were u cunts dropped as babies or what
20:43:00 <simba> i cant believe ur such a princess but here we are xD #SkrilleX
20:44:00 <faux> yes clarkson
20:44:00 <Clarkson> well my dress code was, stay the fuck cool
20:44:00 <Matthew> pretty sad when a gay guy has fucked more woman than you... but anyway #sad
20:44:00 <faux> what
20:44:00 <amsy> lol
20:44:00 <simba> i think that was trying to troll me
20:44:00 <faux> fucked more woman
20:44:00 <faux> oh
20:44:00 <simba> maybe?
20:44:00 <Matthew> who said that?
20:44:00 <faux> Cool
20:44:00 <simba> i did
20:44:00 <Matthew> stop making up false accusations
20:45:00 <simba> yep definitely was
20:45:00 <Matthew> it had nothing to do with you
20:45:00 <Matthew> you're paranoid.
20:45:00 <simba> lol
20:45:00 <faux> hello amber u ss
20:45:00 <faux> foot fiend
20:45:00 <faux> ff
20:45:00 <Matthew> my whole chatting experience doesn't revolve around YOU
20:45:00 <simba> this is the worst display of irc in years
20:45:00 <faux> i know what is happening rn
20:45:00 <faux> can u just ligjten up
20:45:00 <faux> goly
20:45:00 <simba> im a goalie
20:45:00 <faux> ur an idiet
20:46:00 <simba> Guilty.
20:49:00 <simba> CRUSH...
20:50:00 <faux> lol
20:52:00 <Matthew> oh haha...
20:56:00 <amsy> lol u bb
21:01:00 <Matthew> I feel like watching Dawson's Creek now
21:07:00 <simba> “We are unconsciously communicating lies.”
21:07:00 <simba> This is Lady Gaga since quitting the music industry. A refreshing and very awake sounding individual. Has she possibly experienced some kind of an awakening?
21:08:00 <Matthew> Doubtful. She has everyone fooled.
21:09:00 <simba> Seems like she's turned a corner...
21:09:00 <Matthew> She'll be back to copying songs with her B grade voice once her next movie is a box office flop.
21:09:00 <simba> i sense tension
21:10:00 <simba> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xal1/v/t1.0-9/12400818_10153207329081246_8100341738613865441_n.jpg?oh=2f1dc002ff80e7873e7cd7c28c1664b1&oe=57416EA5&__gda__=1464214100_ebf94fd3be4543630fac7477713ec4d9
21:10:00 <Matthew> not at all. she can enjoy her five minutes of acting fame right now.
21:12:00 <simba> seems like theres more to this story
21:12:00 <Matthew> not really, tbh.
21:12:00 <simba> i'm not buying it
21:13:00 <Matthew> Lady Gaga? No. Neither would I.
21:14:00 <simba> ok
21:15:00 <faux> lmaoooo
21:16:00 <couleurs> illuminati
21:16:00 <Matthew> From a distance... there is HARMONYYY... *du du ding*
21:17:00 <simba> *du du ding*
21:19:00 <Matthew> Candace
21:19:00 <simba> tom hanks is forrest gump in: forrest gump. starring: tom hanks as: forrest gump
21:19:00 <Matthew> good movie
21:21:00 <simba> *du du ding*
21:22:00 <Matthew> hi xm
21:23:00 <xm> ey matty
21:24:00 <xm> how are you matty
21:24:00 <xm> how as your day? anything happen at 3pm??
21:24:00 <Matthew> im really great thanks. how are you?
21:24:00 <Matthew> i think i was driving home about 3pm but nothing eventful
21:25:00 <xm> im notta bad
21:25:00 <xm> good to be home safe
21:25:00 <xm> some guy was winking at me in the car, i was kinda worried
21:25:00 <xm> but i think it was just something in his eye
21:26:00 <xm> not a homophobe or anything, i just didnt like the fact he was in a ute
21:27:00 <Matthew> must've been...
21:27:00 <President_Trump> roflllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ Matthew
21:28:00 <couleurs> :p
21:30:00 <xm> it's must've been love..... but it's ovvvvver now........ :P
21:32:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/CyEEtwx
21:32:00 <faux> 4 xm
21:33:00 <Doodle> someone dropping their iphone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vOQmFYp-uM
21:33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Xandir OMG Views: 2,662 Uploader: Brian Edwards Uploaded: Jan 8, 2011 Duration: 0m17s Rating: 5.00
21:33:00 <couleurs> ;)
21:34:00 <Matthew> kewl
21:35:00 <President_Trump> david hille is having an affair with brad scott
21:35:00 <Doodle> kewl
21:36:00 <xm> it's OK faux, i get the hint. dw i can still marry you, coz im not a young man neway
21:36:00 <faux> LOL
21:36:00 <faux> poss off
21:36:00 <faux> piss
21:37:00 <faux> ive never selfraped my sin cave
21:37:00 <faux> dont be silly
21:37:00 <xm> you dont ring the devil's door bell, you just play with the heavenly pearly gates
21:37:00 <xm> ;p
21:38:00 <thestig> poss off xm
21:38:00 <xm> Is XM HiTtIng On mE
21:38:00 <xm> iM ConFuSed
21:38:00 <thestig> u sunufa bish
21:39:00 <xm> hey i have a fatality story for u u might like
21:39:00 <thestig> me?
21:39:00 <xm> yes
21:39:00 <xm> re: work fatalities
21:39:00 <xm> or gore
21:39:00 <xm> unless you dont want to hear
21:40:00 <thestig> all because i lit a cigi with a blow torche!?
21:40:00 <thestig> torch
21:40:00 <xm> sure
21:43:00 <Matthew> Flawless Victory.
21:43:00 <faux> 4 Doodle http://imgur.com/KBmZI7q
21:43:00 <Doodle> hahaaaaaa
21:46:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/gallery/hiUazZ1
21:47:00 <faux> simba and Matthew irl
21:54:00 <thestig> oooo new arrow
21:57:00 <President_Trump> Picard
21:57:00 <President_Trump> Matthew is here
21:57:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:57:00 <Matthew> can you just go and walk in traffic already?
21:58:00 <couleurs> RiP Llaytounge Hoontwit
21:58:00 <President_Trump> jobe watson is rooting brad scott
22:00:00 <Picard> ello
22:00:00 <Picard> matthew i have something for you
22:00:00 <Picard> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=xfqaa0&s=9
22:00:00 <couleurs> Hi Picard u bald imbecile
22:00:00 <Picard> couleurs u get a night off from the taxi?
22:01:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:01:00 <Picard> :P
22:01:00 <couleurs> No, I'm driving now. Siri voice control on my iPhone 6S Plus.
22:02:00 <Picard> nice
22:02:00 <Picard> can i book u in to pick me up from tulla on the 29th?
22:02:00 <Picard> 1.30pm
22:02:00 <Picard> Matthew
22:03:00 <Matthew> what suburb are you in right now? drive past and beep the horn
22:03:00 <couleurs> Ok, I'll be There.
22:03:00 <couleurs> I don't know I'm Lost Lol
22:03:00 <Matthew> yeah.. sounds about right for a Melbourne cab driver..
22:04:00 <couleurs> thank u that was my impression of 1
22:04:00 <Picard> lol
22:04:00 <President_Trump> Matthew
22:04:00 <President_Trump> for you http://s170.photobucket.com/user/GatsbyGoose/media/1889_10201733334193433_585398224_n_zps7d5c6c8f.jpg.html
22:06:00 <Picard> Matthew are u ok?
22:07:00 <President_Trump> http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/attachments/hird-dank-txts-jpg.15405/
22:08:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/erte8VG.jpg
22:08:00 <couleurs> My TV Remote
22:08:00 <thestig> FUTBOL
22:08:00 <President_Trump> matty
22:08:00 <President_Trump> i think this one is my favourite
22:08:00 <President_Trump> http://oi40.tinypic.com/4lr869.jpg
22:08:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:09:00 <thestig> lollll
22:17:00 <couleurs> :)
22:29:00 <Picard> lets leave Matthew alone
22:29:00 <Picard> he is a good bloke, just loves his bombers.
22:30:00 <Matthew> I do. And no amount of bullshit will make me stop supporting them.
22:32:00 <President_Trump> http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/attachments/imageuploadedbytapatalk1367735902-415949-jpg.17380/
22:32:00 <faux> how old is lleyton hewit
22:32:00 <faux> t
22:32:00 <Matthew> 35 or 36 I thinj
22:32:00 <Matthew> think*
22:32:00 <faux> do they usually retire that age in tennid
22:32:00 <faux> s
22:32:00 <Matthew> early/mid 30's
22:33:00 <faux> ah k
22:33:00 <Matthew> nobody could stand him when he first started... now he is a national hero...
22:33:00 <faux> is he
22:33:00 <Matthew> funny how fickle people can be
22:33:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> Tennis is hard, like my prenus :P
22:34:00 <faux> lol
22:34:00 <faux> how old is Federer
22:34:00 <Picard> 34
22:35:00 <Matthew> the best game I saw Lleyton play was against Federer in a Davis Cup game against Switzerland in Melbourne
22:35:00 <Matthew> 2 sets down and won when Federer was hitting his peak
22:35:00 <President_Trump> hewitt got caught for drug cheating after he won his slams, has been shit ever since
22:36:00 <Picard> idiot
22:36:00 <President_Trump> tennis dont report drug cheating
22:38:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuk1qLOw17g
22:38:00 <couleurs> me
22:39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Eat a Dick Views: 106,889 Uploader: Steve Moustache Uploaded: Jan 15, 2016 Duration: 0m10s Rating: 4.59
22:40:00 <couleurs> https://vine.co/v/iOV6nx5l5Uj
22:40:00 <couleurs> Matthew meats his Idol.
22:42:00 <Matthew> busy night driving cabs clearly...
22:49:00 <couleurs> =)
22:50:00 <Picard> couleurs he hasnt met me
22:50:00 <Anarchy> only when you are clean, will you feel my power.
22:50:00 <xm> 4 couleurs ---> http://postimg.org/image/gsx1cniuf/full/
22:51:00 <faux> adam sandlers voice is so diff
22:51:00 <faux> when hes not trying to be funny
22:51:00 <couleurs> lol
22:51:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/mcSujceZDmg
22:51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Google- Marissa Mayer- laugh compilation Views: 1,101,146 Uploader: enrique550 Uploaded: Mar 30, 2007 Duration: 1m56s Rating: 4.71
22:51:00 <couleurs> never gets old!!!!!!!!
22:52:00 <couleurs> fuck
22:54:00 <Pete> sup faux
22:55:00 <faux> helo
22:55:00 <Pete> Iam bored
22:55:00 <faux> read a book
22:55:00 <Pete> haha
22:55:00 <faux> im serious
22:55:00 <Pete> I rather watch porn
22:56:00 <faux> oh ok
22:56:00 <Pete> hahaha
22:56:00 <faux> ehaheha
22:56:00 <Pete> Porn Hub, any good?
22:56:00 <faux> Not Sure
22:56:00 <faux> i use xnxx.com
22:56:00 <Pete> You, been there?
22:56:00 <faux> youre welcome
22:57:00 <faux> No
22:57:00 <Pete> try it out
22:57:00 <faux> oh ok
22:57:00 <Pete> u going too?
22:58:00 <faux> no
22:58:00 <Pete> hahaah
23:10:00 <couleurs> Pete Repeat xDDDD
23:14:00 <thestig> wow arrow was good
23:14:00 <thestig> rip felicity
23:19:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7_sqdkaAfo#t=2m45s
23:19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Whitney Houston - I'm Every Woman (Official Video) Views: 16,771,711 Uploader: whitneyhoustonVEVO Uploaded: Nov 14, 2009 Duration: 4m46s Rating: 4.89
23:19:00 <nick> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0wZQbK938Y
23:20:00 <faux> .
23:20:00 <faux> iiiim every woooman
23:21:00 <Matthew> absolute classic
23:29:00 <couleurs> RiP Witnay Hizzle
23:29:00 <Matthew> love Whitney <3
23:29:00 <thestig> you love drugos
23:29:00 <thestig> guess thats why you love essendon too
23:30:00 <Matthew> oh here we go...
23:34:00 <couleurs> agreed.
23:36:00 <nick> I love my dope, sportwise, only in the bedroom
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