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31:00 <erlich> hey Matthew 
32:00 <Matthew> hello
32:00 <erlich> come on, dogue
34:00 <British^Meat> meat in
34:00 <jennilo> i dont like meat
34:00 <erlich> ey jennilo
35:00 <jennilo> hello erlich
43:00 <British^Meat> meat ace
43:00 <British^Meat> sirloin
43:00 <British^Meat> steak
43:00 <British^Meat> ribs
43:00 <jennilo> gross
05:00 <simba> Anyone here going to The Philippines anytime soon?
05:00 <jennilo> hell to the no
08:00 <British^Meat> lol
09:00 <simba> i heard its the place to be
09:00 <British^Meat> who was it who was saying that b4?
09:00 <British^Meat> he was going there to get laid
09:00 <simba> me
10:00 <British^Meat> surely there are closer places
10:00 <jennilo> :/
10:00 <jennilo> men are so desperate 
10:00 <jennilo> but a lot of divorced men go there to find young brides to boss around
10:00 <jennilo> weak
10:00 <simba> a lot of young brides go there to get bossed around
10:00 <simba> weak
11:00 <jennilo> lol
11:00 <jennilo> you got it twisted
11:00 <British^Meat> we're pretty awesome though
11:00 <simba> no you do
11:00 <jennilo> no you do
11:00 <jennilo> who is awsome
12:00 <simba> TheRiddler isnt a man anyway he is a weeaboo
12:00 <jennilo> im looking for a real man
12:00 <simba> ShadowLurker is the only man in the channel
12:00 <erlich> TheRiddler has gone to the 'pines to help out the homeless from the monsoon season
12:00 <simba> just ask him
12:00 <simba> he will swear a lot to prove it
12:00 <British^Meat> men
12:00 <British^Meat> men are awesome
12:00 <jennilo> thats a scam
12:00 <erlich> im raffling off chocolates so TheRiddler can buy floaties to keep safe
13:00 <jennilo> from all the goverments, civilians have to go help? scam
13:00 <British^Meat> wot sort?
13:00 <jennilo> no not the men are awesome bit
13:00 <jennilo> oh
13:00 <jennilo> sort of chocolates
13:00 <erlich> the ones i stole from willy wonka's factory
13:00 <jennilo> lol
13:00 <erlich> 1 bar lasts for days and you cant get fat
14:00 <jennilo> British^Meat and yes some are awesome
14:00 <British^Meat> Here is a man: http://giphy.com/gifs/free-kick-carlos-1Gs0PQyxO2ucM
14:00 <jennilo> no im not looking
14:00 <jennilo> its probably something weird
14:00 <jennilo> i trust erlich he will tell me what that is
15:00 <British^Meat> all the famous ppl that died recently, all men
15:00 <simba> its a man. dont click! itll weigh you down! nooo oo oo !
15:00 <jennilo> lol
15:00 <jennilo> see British^Meat whats going on
15:00 <simba> its boomer harvey from 50 meters out
15:00 <simba> drop punt
16:00 <jennilo> whom
16:00 <jennilo> is there blood
16:00 <simba> its Cloud Strife wreckin a wii fit trainer 
16:00 <jennilo> its not chelsea
16:00 <simba> its not drogba, no
16:00 <British^Meat> looks like brazil v....... france?
16:00 <jennilo> i like eden hazard
16:00 <simba> i htought scotland maybe
17:00 <simba> chelsea are gay
17:00 <simba> you like the wrong thing
17:00 <British^Meat> 2moro maybe smahs
17:00 <British^Meat> i dunno
17:00 <British^Meat> sunday sesh?
17:00 <simba> wii fit trainer only
17:00 <jennilo> how are they gay?
17:00 <jennilo> they are great
17:00 <simba> gay and dirty
17:00 <Clarkson> they are shit now
17:00 <British^Meat> shit, never actually used them
18:00 <jennilo> well i think someone is making them play bad on purpose
18:00 <British^Meat> every team above them
18:00 <jennilo> yes
18:00 <jennilo> they are giving them a turn
18:00 <jennilo> considering they were champions last year
18:00 <simba> you think the powers that be pwned mourinho right out of the country thats conspiracy theory talk
18:00 <British^Meat> Southampton mate
19:00 <jennilo> yes they did that on purpose
19:00 <jennilo> you think someone didnt pay someone a large sum of money for that to happen?
19:00 <jennilo> its very sad
19:00 <simba> Money is the root of all evi. - JD, Scrubs
20:00 <simba> all foreigners get pwned out of england
20:00 <simba> it is a disgusting place
20:00 <jennilo> what is
20:00 <jennilo> england
20:00 <jennilo> why disguisting
20:00 <British^Meat> ingerlaaaaaaaaand
21:00 <jennilo> arent you british
21:00 <British^Meat> my cats disgusting
21:00 <simba> well for the foreigners
21:00 <British^Meat> it rammed its cold wet nose into my mouth
21:00 <jennilo> but how is it disguisting
21:00 <jennilo> gross...
22:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <simba> AFL is just as bad as the prem anyways
23:00 <simba> we r disgusting
24:00 <jennilo> so the world is pretty musch disguisting and we need to disappear
24:00 <simba> time 2 follow grassroots horse racing in mildura - the only clean professional sports left
24:00 <simba> i wouldnt go that far jennilo calm down
24:00 <British^Meat> lol
24:00 <British^Meat> pink potato
24:00 <simba> picards horse THUNDER FLAPS
25:00 <simba> if youre white chances are youre disgusting
25:00 <simba> its unfortunate we have this burden
25:00 <jennilo> ok sorry simba
25:00 <simba> ur good xdddd
25:00 <jennilo> :)
25:00 <jennilo> amen brother
26:00 <simba> yes men are brothers
26:00 <jennilo> well im your sister
26:00 <jennilo> wait
26:00 <jennilo> moving along
27:00 <British^Meat> awesome men
27:00 <simba> im narcissa malfoy
27:00 <British^Meat> some awesome ladies too
28:00 <simba> my favorite ladies
28:00 <British^Meat> zss?
28:00 <British^Meat> is jigglypuff a woman?
28:00 <simba> nicki minaj, palutena and maggie smith (professor mcgonnagal)
28:00 <simba> i think jigs is like a tree
28:00 <British^Meat> palutena, hot, i should look up some hentai of her
28:00 <British^Meat> u know, some awesome hentai
29:00 <simba> hentai
29:00 <jennilo> wtf
29:00 <jennilo> you guys are sickos
29:00 <simba> w/e self confessed chelsea fan
29:00 <jennilo> ...
29:00 <British^Meat> bit harsh innit?
29:00 <jennilo> if youre into cartoon porn.... no
29:00 <British^Meat> dont u give in to you carnal desires jennilo?
30:00 <jennilo> its not
30:00 <jennilo> not with cartoon girls!!!
30:00 <simba> its okay, they arent real
30:00 <jennilo> and chelsea are the best and i saw them live
30:00 <simba> which game
30:00 <jennilo> and dont you rain on my Chelsea parade
30:00 <jennilo> the sydney one
30:00 <simba> pwned
30:00 <British^Meat> what if i googled chelsea hentai
30:00 <jennilo> ummm
30:00 <British^Meat> i'll fucking do it
30:00 <jennilo> they won
30:00 <jennilo> go on
30:00 <simba> i saw them play benfica at the bridge
30:00 <jennilo> do it British^Meat
30:00 <jennilo> well arent you great simba
31:00 <jennilo> so youre a chelsea fan too?
31:00 <simba> benfica fans everywhere in london ruled
31:00 <simba> chelsea fans were gay
31:00 <simba> no livertpoool
31:00 <British^Meat> i did
31:00 <jennilo> ..we arent gay
31:00 <British^Meat> had nothing to do with football
31:00 <jennilo> not that there is anything wrong with it
31:00 <jennilo> lol
31:00 <jennilo> i bet
31:00 <simba> its 2016 just accept nobody likes chelsea
31:00 <simba> and everyone cant wait 4 them 2 get relegated
31:00 <simba> when the money dries up
31:00 <simba> xdddddd
32:00 <simba> sorry if thats 2 mean - chelsea killed my father
32:00 <jennilo> well considering their owner is a billionaire
32:00 <jennilo> i doubt that would ever happen
32:00 <simba> our best hope is for him to bail
32:00 <jennilo> hes not bailing
33:00 <simba> let's Hope Your Wrong
33:00 <jennilo> once you go chelsea you never go back
33:00 <simba> LOL
33:00 <jennilo> why?
33:00 <simba> like mourinho
33:00 <jennilo> well he was forced out of that position
33:00 <jennilo> and Chelsea just got sick of being on top of the leader board
33:00 <simba> russia would have to be forced out for him to leave
33:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <jennilo> russia is the best
34:00 <jennilo> and so are Chelsea
35:00 <British^Meat> cookin noodles then watchin good game
35:00 <British^Meat> https://media.giphy.com/media/h1jmXWBpTufWo/giphy.gif
35:00 <jennilo> lol
36:00 <simba> P.S. Leffen, I ain't done yet
36:00 <simba> I'm the underdog, so place your bet
38:00 <British^Meat> fook mi
38:00 <British^Meat> 11 hours till i start work
38:00 <British^Meat> a-holes
38:00 <British^Meat> exploiting my good nature
40:00 <simba> dont they know you need at least 12 hours to get ready
41:00 <simba> or get 1 of these http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/6/66/Makeup_gun.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120517194454
41:00 <thestig> hey simba
42:00 <British^Meat> me hair takes me the longest (lol)
42:00 <jennilo> go to sleep
45:00 <simba> hhh
45:00 <simba> hi
01:00 <simba> P.S. Leffen, I ain't done yet
33:00 <Tessa> quiet in mel tonite.....
07:00 <simba> john and joan Q public
14:00 <simba> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/12507619_461632277368989_5483263904916383046_n.jpg?oh=09f00a538e44a30771acb9f6eeefaf48&oe=5706D679
14:00 <simba> behind the scenes footage
28:00 <Tessa> iceland phallic museum?
44:00 <simba> xD
53:00 <doctor> :::::}
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