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00:00:00 <IDoBadThings> I found Serenity's hairdo http://mashable.com/2016/01/15/glow-in-the-dark-hair/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link#F_iYCYlABEqI
00:00:00 <Serenity> you can fuck off
00:01:00 <Clarkson> link my kiddie porn pic? lol ok i will do it know, wait
00:03:00 <TheRiddler> you're sick Clarkson
00:04:00 <Clarkson> course it rhymes faggot thats why i said it
00:04:00 <Dooodle> lol
00:04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:04:00 <TheRiddler> who said that anyways
00:04:00 <Serenity> no idea
00:04:00 <Serenity> cbf looking it up rofl
00:13:00 <IDoBadThings> The taste contains a "slightly acidic note" simba http://www.mixmag.net/read/haribo-launch-dj-sweets-in-germany-news
00:26:00 <IDoBadThings> oh fo faux sake
00:28:00 <IDoBadThings> yawwwwn
00:29:00 <IDoBadThings> one mo coffeh n cig n ah mite crash
00:29:00 <simba> im a cigarette
00:30:00 <simba> git moar 8,9n BOOM9,8 4 ur buck w teh n3,4ew froezn kola fomr hugryu jax ~
00:53:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
00:54:00 <IDoBadThings> lol, they have a "Habib Drive" here
00:57:00 <IDoBadThings> ye, nite
01:30:00 <Bastardly_One> well
01:37:00 <IDoBadThings> oh herrou
01:38:00 <\alienated_Romeo> r u a chick?
01:38:00 <IDoBadThings> sup Jamie
01:41:00 <Bastardly_One> and you are?
01:46:00 <Trevor> Penguins think they're so fucking great
01:47:00 <\alienated_Romeo> i wonder what theyt taste like
01:47:00 <\alienated_Romeo> i wonder what they taste like
01:47:00 <Trevor> yuck
01:47:00 <Trevor> have you ever smelt a penguin?
01:48:00 <\alienated_Romeo> nope
01:50:00 <Bastardly_One> hey IDoBadThings ... I know who you are now
01:50:00 <Trevor> well then
01:51:00 <Trevor> smell your fucking penguin before you eat the cunt
01:51:00 <\alienated_Romeo> who is it?
01:51:00 <Trevor> hey b1
01:51:00 <Trevor> i missed u <3
02:00:00 <\alienated_Romeo> Trevor i'd rather eat a pussy cat
02:01:00 <\alienated_Romeo> than a penguin
13:35:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
13:53:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/10411344_1048726365148946_4871115723036313731_n.jpg?oh=8611f6c5fde644f6a3b04a5f8a4b1b46&oe=573F6DA5
13:59:00 <israeli> Kek, true
14:12:00 <Doodle> hi Matthew what are u wearing
14:13:00 <Matthew> Lacoste shirt & Bonds undies
14:14:00 <Doodle> oh we're twins
14:14:00 <Matthew> ?
14:15:00 <Doodle> i'm wearing the same but a singlet
14:15:00 <Matthew> Lacoste don't produce singlets do they?
14:16:00 <Doodle> oh wait no its from best n less, i get them confused
14:17:00 <Doodle> i've decided to stop supporting bangladeshi sweatshops
14:17:00 <Doodle> and start supporting the philippino ones
14:17:00 <Doodle> filipino?
14:17:00 <Doodle> w/ens
14:17:00 <Doodle> evs
14:18:00 <Matthew> ask TheRidder, he knows
14:19:00 <Doodle> lol
14:19:00 <Doodle> the rains are here
14:19:00 <Doodle> or there are kids on the roof eating corn
14:20:00 <Matthew> rain has cleared here... now sunny/steamy
14:21:00 <Doodle> it is coming back
14:25:00 <Matthew> oh no
14:55:00 <Matthew> Cheryl
14:55:00 <gs69azza> yes
14:55:00 <faux> Betty
14:56:00 <Matthew> Francesca
14:56:00 <faux> Rowan
14:56:00 <Matthew> Noelene
14:56:00 <faux> Angus
14:56:00 <Matthew> Miriam
14:56:00 <TheRiddler> murial
14:57:00 <faux> Ingrid
14:57:00 <Matthew> "No... it's MARIAL"
14:57:00 <Matthew> Amelia (oh wait... lol)
14:59:00 <faux> Walter
14:59:00 <TheRiddler> Clifford
15:00:00 <TheRiddler> the dog
15:00:00 <Matthew> Shaheeta
15:00:00 <faux> Phillip
15:00:00 <faux> wtf is shaheeta
15:00:00 <faux> LOL
15:00:00 <faux> please dont tell me uou know someone with that name
15:00:00 <faux> how awful
15:00:00 <Matthew> it's my Mum's friends name in South Africa
15:00:00 <Matthew> yes it is
15:00:00 <faux> shahayta in arabic means Thongs
15:00:00 <faux> lma
15:00:00 <faux> o
15:00:00 <Matthew> I think it is spelt 'Shahida'
15:01:00 <Matthew> but pronounced Shaheeta
15:01:00 <faux> oh
15:01:00 <faux> ok
15:01:00 <Matthew> Celine
15:01:00 <faux> i need a nap
15:01:00 <faux> bad
15:02:00 <faux> 38 today its disgustig outside
15:02:00 <Matthew> it was pouring here earlier... now 31 and sunny/hot
15:02:00 <faux> my washing dried in like 15 mins
15:02:00 <faux> Greta
15:02:00 <Matthew> with rain smell in air
15:02:00 <faux> yum
15:02:00 <faux> i love rain smell
15:02:00 <faux> RS
15:03:00 <Matthew> that's great, Wilhelmina
15:05:00 <faux> Linda
15:05:00 <Matthew> charming exit message there from Serenity
15:05:00 <Serenity> i dont even know what it is tbh
15:05:00 <Matthew> *** Serenity quit (Quit: dickeaters)
15:06:00 <Serenity> oh thats from when ShadowLurker was using this bouncer i think
15:07:00 <Matthew> kewl
15:12:00 <Matthew> welcome back to the serene Serenity
15:13:00 <faux> sez have you seen making a murderer
15:13:00 <Serenity> ty to the mischievous Matthew
15:13:00 <Serenity> i started it faux and then turned it off half way through the first ep lol
15:13:00 <Serenity> i need to try again
15:16:00 <faux> whattt
15:16:00 <faux> im loving it
15:16:00 <faux> im only 3 eps in
15:16:00 <faux> i thought youd really enjoy it
15:16:00 <Serenity> so did i
15:16:00 <Serenity> ill try again once the kids go back to school i think
15:17:00 <faux> yeah
15:17:00 <Matthew> Celeste
15:17:00 <faux> Greta
15:17:00 <Matthew> Freida
15:18:00 <bee_hornet> clive palmer coped it frm all corners over his nickle business
15:19:00 <Serenity> Gladys
15:19:00 <TheRon> i wonder if ryan crowley will bring his drugs ith him
15:19:00 <Matthew> hey TheRon, why don't you put on your gay little white bowls hat and go and ram one of the bowls up your arse?
15:19:00 <bee_hornet> hello - adele
15:20:00 <TheRon> bit touchy
15:20:00 <faux> lol
15:20:00 <Matthew> then stop being a douchebag and trying to bait
15:20:00 <faux> a gay called you gay how do you feel about this TheRon
15:20:00 <Matthew> because I will beat you each time.
15:20:00 <faux> bee_hornet get out
15:20:00 <TheRon> i'm cut
15:20:00 <Matthew> i'm uncut
15:20:00 <Matthew> so what?
15:20:00 <bee_hornet> melb fall off the record cause i was in jail
15:21:00 <bee_hornet> in borneo
15:21:00 <Serenity> i wish i could take my own head off so i could cut my hair properly
15:22:00 <TheRon> bee_hornet: stop selling your crazy here, we're all stocked up
15:22:00 <bee_hornet> use emami hair oil it has walnut oil
15:22:00 <gs69azza> i like it outside faux
15:22:00 <gs69azza> i can't feel my hands working in this fucking igloo
15:22:00 <TheRon> the george michael song?
15:22:00 <bee_hornet> same from jerkin
15:23:00 <faux> ew aaron
15:23:00 <faux> its way too hot
15:23:00 <TheRon> 29 here and raining
15:24:00 <bee_hornet> winter in dhaka lebabnon
15:24:00 <TheRiddler> I'm freezing
15:24:00 <TheRiddler> stfu bee_hornet
15:24:00 <TheRon> ah dhaka dhaka
15:25:00 <bee_hornet> having breakfast
15:25:00 <faux> werent you perm banned
15:25:00 <TheRiddler> yes
15:26:00 <bee_hornet> yes
15:26:00 <TheRiddler> simba banned him last night
15:26:00 <TheRiddler> he's evading
15:26:00 <Matthew> Dhaka isn't even in Lebanon, fyi
15:26:00 <faux> Serenity pls confirm
15:26:00 <bee_hornet> im not good wit geo
15:26:00 <Matthew> clearly, you're not good with much
15:26:00 <bee_hornet> hello sezz
15:26:00 <TheRon> the capital of bangladesh?
15:27:00 <Matthew> yes, thanks to TheRon for quickly looking that one up on Google to try and prove and how intelligent he is...
15:27:00 <TheRon> nope i just knoiw shit
15:27:00 <bee_hornet> yup the capi unfortunately
15:29:00 <Serenity> umm
15:29:00 <Serenity> lemme see i cant remember
15:31:00 <Matthew> come on VOGUE
15:31:00 <TheRon> back in black
15:32:00 <faux> time 2 fap n nap
15:32:00 <faux> adios
15:32:00 <Serenity> lol bai
15:32:00 <bee_hornet> http://imgur.com/H5lMnG4
15:33:00 <Matthew> yummy
15:37:00 <bee_hornet> 90% were successful at the lucky country
15:37:00 <bee_hornet> guess im among the remaining
15:42:00 <Matthew> Sorrento Moon
15:42:00 <TheRon> rock you like a hurricane
16:03:00 <bee_hornet> Tasmania Fire Service issues bushfire emergency warning for state’s North
16:04:00 <TheRon> that's a shame
16:07:00 <bee_hornet> http://www.scientificcomputing.com/news/2016/01/30-year-climate-models-help-predict-future-bushfire-threats
16:09:00 <bee_hornet> Once I lost a house too over an arson attack
16:10:00 <ShadowLurker> sure you did
16:11:00 <TheRon> bee_hornet: post some tits
16:11:00 <Clarkson> bone ass thin man
16:20:00 <Matthew> chu ching chung
16:20:00 <TheRon> wang chung
16:49:00 <TheRon> crazy but thats how it goes, millions of people living as foes
16:58:00 <TheRon> tomic won
16:59:00 <Matthew> India will win the ODI
17:00:00 <TheRon> you are basing that on nothing
17:00:00 <TheRon> aussies are on track for a bout 350
17:00:00 <Matthew> I am basing that on Mitch Marsh currently batting
17:00:00 <Matthew> and looking fucking hopeless in a ODI
17:01:00 <TheRon> always so negative
17:01:00 <Matthew> oh hello Mr Druggie / Mr I Want Bans / Mr Crowley etc etc
17:01:00 <Matthew> yeah... negative...
17:01:00 <British^Meat> hah
17:01:00 <TheRon> but it's essendon
17:01:00 <TheRon> a natural, human reaction
17:02:00 <Matthew> yes. the natural reaction from a sadistic dickhead with no life but to take joy in the misery of others.
17:02:00 <TheRon> nah just essendon
17:02:00 <Matthew> nah just the fact you're a douche
17:02:00 <TheRon> hit harsh
17:02:00 <TheRon> bit harsh
17:03:00 <Matthew> then find a new hobby to appease your unfortunate nature
17:03:00 <Matthew> and obsession*
17:03:00 <TheRon> but it's fun
17:06:00 <Serenity> its so weird watching someone not get along with ron.. i didnt know anyone actually took him seriously
17:06:00 <TheRon> neither did i
17:07:00 <TheRon> essendon are scum though
17:07:00 <Matthew> fuck off
17:08:00 <Serenity> is there any need to keep bringing it up tho
17:08:00 <Serenity> its been years and theyve been found guilty now.. time to move on
17:08:00 <TheRon> he reacts to it
17:08:00 <TheRon> it's funny
17:08:00 <Matthew> yes. to piss me off.
17:08:00 <Serenity> its boring
17:08:00 <British^Meat> hah, u beat me to it Serenity
17:08:00 <Matthew> i never talk about it and don't want too until 2 or 3 select people (TheRon being the main culprit) bring it up constantly
17:08:00 <Matthew> just move on. we got punished BADLY. move on.
17:09:00 <Matthew> you got what you wanted.
17:09:00 <British^Meat> dude he's trolling u, just ignore him
17:09:00 <TheRon> this beer is very refreshing
17:09:00 <Matthew> seriously... what do middle aged men get out of trolling online? grow the fuck up, you're not 14.
17:09:00 <Clarkson> your music and cars are shit
17:10:00 <Serenity> harsh clarky
17:10:00 <Clarkson> autoexec.bat you faggot
17:11:00 <TheRon> you've been.....thunderstruck!
17:13:00 <Matthew> Dina
17:15:00 <Lumeah> Nah nah na nahh nahh na
17:16:00 <bee_hornet> http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/20/science/space/five-planets-align-mars-jupiter-mercury-saturn-venus.html?_r=0
17:19:00 <bee_hornet> gun battle in pakistan
17:21:00 <Matthew> where would you rather holiday - North Korea, Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria or Somalia ?
17:22:00 <Lumeah> Nonr
17:22:00 <TheRon> barbados
17:24:00 <British^Meat> nth korea
17:24:00 <British^Meat> i reckon it'd be ace, so weird
17:24:00 <Matthew> I actually think out of those 5 options, it would be the 'safest'
17:24:00 <Matthew> as long as you don't make a complete knob of yourself
17:25:00 <British^Meat> ive heard they make ppl scrub the paver over there!
17:25:00 <TheRon> you'd have to the bowl haircut
17:25:00 <British^Meat> must be so sparkly
17:26:00 <Matthew> tourists are very rarely hurt in North Korea
17:26:00 <Matthew> the other 4 options though? daily.
17:30:00 <TheRon> go lleytoon
17:30:00 <TheRon> lleyton
17:31:00 <bee_hornet> this is a rear event
17:31:00 <bee_hornet> five planets alining together so we are out of shield
17:32:00 <bee_hornet> last happend in 2005
17:32:00 <TheRon> gay sex is a rear event
17:32:00 <bee_hornet> is fun also
17:33:00 <bee_hornet> http://farm1.static.flickr.com/31/44940932_b9ec1a8d30.jpg
17:33:00 <British^Meat> Simbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
17:36:00 <bee_hornet> simba is hiding under my desk
17:36:00 <Matthew> : /
17:36:00 <TheRon> hiding or.........?
17:36:00 <bee_hornet> hiding n entertaing me same time
17:37:00 <bee_hornet> http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/news/2016/01/the-planets-are-about-to-align
17:37:00 <TheRon> def leppard - photograph
17:42:00 <bee_hornet> simba sucks it so good you dont need for a wife
17:43:00 <TheRon> each to their own
17:43:00 <Matthew> leave him alone
17:45:00 <bee_hornet> hes the one touching me
17:46:00 <TheRon> walk this way
17:47:00 <bee_hornet> 70 bushfire in TAS
17:47:00 <Matthew> Cheryl
17:49:00 <bee_hornet> Cleo is closing a sign now they moving to men's fashion
17:50:00 <bee_hornet> only male magazine was available was hotrods
17:51:00 <bee_hornet> if all target the same group one must shut or move elsewhere
17:51:00 <TheRon> i like zoo, but not enough tit in it for mine
17:52:00 <bee_hornet> you liked tradingpost last i heard
17:52:00 <TheRon> you don't pay women to stay, you pay them to leave afterwards
17:53:00 <bee_hornet> would be great if everything happens in a slow motion
17:55:00 <TheRon> play lawn bowls, eveything does happen in slow motion
18:05:00 <Matthew> i love it when we're cruising togetherrr...
18:05:00 <doctor> who stopped the rain?
18:09:00 <TheRon> don't you go out in the rain
18:16:00 <TheRon> whoomp, there it is!
18:17:00 <simba> its the eye of the tiger its the thrill of the fight
18:18:00 <simba> have we mentioned essendon today?
18:19:00 <TheRon> yep and i got a tirade
18:20:00 <TheRon> some people think it's too much, and i just reply it's essendon
18:20:00 <simba> whats funny is last time they had a good year i was 10
18:20:00 <simba> xD
18:21:00 <TheRon> 2000?
18:21:00 <simba> yes Y2K
18:21:00 <TheRon> i was celebrating in 2001
18:22:00 <faux> your 50th birthday?
18:22:00 <TheRon> sure was
18:22:00 <TheRon> 50 and i still pulled
18:22:00 <simba> im jelly
18:22:00 <faux> your own dick?
18:23:00 <simba> lollll
18:23:00 <TheRon> well yes but still
18:23:00 <simba> how ru today faux r u good
18:23:00 <faux> im fantastic ty
18:23:00 <faux> n u
18:23:00 <TheRon> faux do you enjoy matthews and i reparte?
18:23:00 <simba> I too am well.
18:24:00 <faux> no cos i dont get AFL
18:24:00 <TheRon> but' it's matthew
18:24:00 <faux> what does that mean
18:24:00 <simba> theres not much to get, one of the slimiest clubs in it tried to do drugs and got owned really hard by the world anti doping assoc.
18:24:00 <simba> it is quite humorous
18:25:00 <faux> ah yes
18:25:00 <Matthew> time to whip out the bans for this fucking nonsense already
18:25:00 <Clarkson> where do they get off doing that shit
18:25:00 <faux> BaNTeR
18:25:00 <Matthew> just CONSTANT. Every SINGLE day.
18:25:00 <Matthew> FFS!
18:25:00 <simba> this is the first time ive explained to christina what happened
18:25:00 <simba> .
18:25:00 <faux> lol we cant ban people for dissing an AFL club soz
18:25:00 <faux> no matter how annoying it is
18:25:00 <Matthew> get another hobby... or a fucking life
18:25:00 <simba> let me check the rules
18:26:00 <faux> lol
18:26:00 <simba> nope AFL talk is ok
18:26:00 <faux> vlcheck the rules
18:26:00 <faux> ckdlemslsx
18:26:00 <faux> i need food
18:26:00 <TheRon> matthew we made 348
18:26:00 <TheRon> india gonna win?
18:26:00 <faux> i want to demolish an entire bloklck of feta
18:26:00 <faux> block
18:26:00 <TheRon> so salty
18:26:00 <simba> yuck
18:26:00 <simba> id do a tofu block
18:27:00 <faux> nah this is soft danish feta
18:27:00 <faux> its amaze
18:27:00 <faux> r u vegan now
18:27:00 <faux> KuTe
18:27:00 <simba> no i just like tofu..........
18:27:00 <faux> oh ha ha
18:27:00 <simba> but i stupidly said it like its a substitute for cheese
18:27:00 <TheRon> i'd rather a steak
18:27:00 <simba> i am humiliated
18:27:00 <faux> me 2
18:28:00 <faux> @ steak
18:28:00 <faux> not humiliated
18:28:00 <simba> A perpetual state of humilation.
18:28:00 <TheRon> gettin' jiggy with it
18:28:00 <simba> whats black, red and does drugs?
18:28:00 <simba> me in an essendon jumper
18:28:00 <faux> humilation
18:28:00 <faux> ha heha
18:28:00 <TheRon> simba, they signed ryan crowley just for his connections
18:29:00 <faux> whats gay and does drugs
18:29:00 <faux> u
18:29:00 <faux> oh
18:29:00 <faux> poor matt
18:29:00 <TheRon> too much?
18:29:00 <faux> passionate about his Team
18:29:00 <faux> who do u support theron
18:29:00 <TheRon> geelong
18:29:00 <TheRon> a winner
18:29:00 <faux> collingwoood? ha ha do u have teeth etc #AFLbanter
18:29:00 <faux> well then
18:30:00 <faux> i have nothing
18:30:00 <simba> brilliant
18:30:00 <TheRon> what does a collingwood supporter use for protection during sex?
18:30:00 <TheRon> a bus shelter
18:30:00 <faux> bus shelter
18:30:00 <faux> hilarious
18:30:00 <simba> an umbrella
18:30:00 <faux> lol
18:30:00 <faux> shut up
18:30:00 <TheRon> same principle
18:31:00 <simba> A 1992 Honda Civic.
18:31:00 <faux> dinner time and making a murderwr omg
18:31:00 <faux> nweed to see what happens
18:31:00 <faux> no that's a leb
18:31:00 <simba> machkaxin a murxara
18:32:00 <faux> k
18:35:00 <TheRon> i need to make chilli again that was nice
18:35:00 <faux> gross
18:35:00 <TheRon> it's the best
18:35:00 <faux> nope
18:35:00 <TheRon> i put coffee and chocolate in it
18:36:00 <simba> TheRon do you subscribe to the theory that there were no planes on 911
18:36:00 <TheRon> no
18:37:00 <simba> Y2J
18:37:00 <TheRon> do you subscribe the essendon theory?
18:37:00 <TheRon> ignorance is an excuse
18:37:00 <simba> yes
18:37:00 <simba> can u lend us a ruck man?
18:37:00 <simba> i dont think we can ruck a lobster for 25 games
18:37:00 <TheRon> no, none to spare
18:38:00 <simba> not a square to spare
18:38:00 <TheRon> get angus graham
18:38:00 <]\^aLiEn8D_Romeo|> i just ate some very tasty chips
18:38:00 <simba> what about the big pussy shaun rehn
18:39:00 <TheRon> ahhh push it
18:40:00 <TheRon> simba do you honestly think you deserve top up players?
18:40:00 <TheRon> do you have no rookies?
18:41:00 <simba> yeah we have rookies who are better than anyone we could bring in
18:41:00 <simba> thats why i dont personally care
18:41:00 <simba> but the club wants to get the same as every other club which is fair
18:41:00 <simba> no point settling for less
18:41:00 <TheRon> are the dogs getting them?
18:41:00 <simba> i dunno whats going on its so messy and fucked up that i dont wanna keep up every step of the way
18:41:00 <simba> itll be anger inducing
18:42:00 <simba> we in a unique position cos of 2 players but probably only get 1
18:42:00 <TheRon> surely it's like having long term injuries
18:42:00 <simba> i liked gus ;[
18:43:00 <simba> he was growin on me
18:43:00 <simba> he was a lil shit 2 opposition especially hawthorn
18:43:00 <]\^aLiEn8D_Romeo|> i need to pee
18:44:00 <TheRon> here's a big prediction for ya, the kangaroos to miss the finals
18:44:00 <simba> that would be very funny
18:44:00 <TheRon> same with richmond
18:44:00 <simba> ppl seem to be tiping richmond to finish top 4
18:44:00 <]\^aLiEn8D_Romeo|> braindead morons
18:44:00 <simba> lol
18:44:00 <simba> hi romoeo
18:45:00 <TheRon> richmod did nothing over the pre season
18:45:00 <TheRon> roos are soft
18:45:00 <simba> oh yea i heard about that, they did some choco-lead lite holiday bonding bullshit
18:46:00 <TheRon> richmond's best player can't kick
18:46:00 <simba> i can imagine them just looking like deer in headlights on friday nights again this year
18:47:00 <TheRon> jack should come to geelong, he'd average 10 goals
18:48:00 <]\^aLiEn8D_Romeo|> hiya simba
18:48:00 <]\^aLiEn8D_Romeo|> hows you?
18:48:00 <TheRon> who's down with OPP
18:56:00 <simba> i have osteitus pubis
18:56:00 <TheRon> don't just stand there bust amove
18:57:00 <]\^aLiEn8D_Romeo|> pumpkin pie haircutted freak
18:57:00 <simba> https://youtu.be/B5NoXaSajq0
18:57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Worst band ever (Rage against the machine - Killing in the name of) Views: 739,604 Uploader: duncan colt Uploaded: Mar 26, 2013 Duration: 6m27s Rating: 3.04
18:58:00 <couleurs> Jane Bunn's Buns.
18:58:00 <TheRon> breasts
18:59:00 <simba> asekik aladocha
18:59:00 <couleurs> Nice Cover !
19:01:00 <TheRon> jump araound jump around
19:01:00 <]\^aLiEn8D_Romeo|> fat
19:01:00 <]\^aLiEn8D_Romeo|> fatty
19:01:00 <]\^aLiEn8D_Romeo|> what to do?
19:01:00 <simba> wow this band is good..... need to tour with MADONNA
19:02:00 <TheRon> spandau ballet/
19:03:00 <]\^aLiEn8D_Romeo|> cook a chicken
19:05:00 <]\^aLiEn8D_Romeo|> >:)_>~
19:06:00 <MrMark> its me again!
19:06:00 <Matthew> welcome back MrMark
19:06:00 <TheRon> vanilla ice ice baby
19:08:00 <doctor> im a loser, what a joker, i play my jokes upon you, while theres nothing better to do
19:09:00 <Matthew> poor doctor
19:09:00 <doctor> nothing wrong with being a loser
19:09:00 <simba> me vs TheRon (im yellow) https://i.imgur.com/wP3Ly2r.gifv
19:10:00 <faux> ur teh gay dude in trh orange vest
19:10:00 <doctor> top show ol chap
19:11:00 <Matthew> hi Chesne
19:11:00 <faux> hi Garth
19:11:00 <TheRon> hi wayne
19:11:00 <Matthew> I went to school with a Garth ... wanker
19:11:00 <faux> oh Yes
19:13:00 <simba> I went to school with a Matthew ... actually he was the 1 in that video
19:13:00 <]\^aLiEn8D_Romeo|> what should i eat?
19:13:00 <TheRon> i bet he ruled
19:13:00 <couleurs> coffee!!!!!!!
19:13:00 <TheRon> ou can't touch this
19:13:00 <]\^aLiEn8D_Romeo|> m coffee
19:14:00 <simba> bye TheRon
19:14:00 <Matthew> good. bowler bill has left
19:14:00 <]\^aLiEn8D_Romeo|> i might have myself an icecream
19:15:00 <simba> time 4 the young people 2 take drugs, party and have interracial gay anal sex
19:18:00 <couleurs> woo hoo !
19:19:00 <Matthew> sounds great to me
19:24:00 <Matthew> it's no sacrificeee... at all
19:28:00 <simba> super sonic racers
19:35:00 <Matthew> boring
19:40:00 <couleurs> Sorry Matthew, I'm Watching the Tannis.
19:40:00 <Matthew> are you? fascinating
19:42:00 <couleurs> Wearing My Fascinator Too !
19:42:00 <Matthew> divine.
19:43:00 <couleurs> bouchard is a baeb
19:43:00 <couleurs> would like 2 stik my dik in her if u no wat i meen ;)
19:46:00 <Matthew> umm OK
19:48:00 <simba> https://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/tellmemore.png?w=655
19:50:00 <Matthew> sultry
19:51:00 <simba> be in the game simpson, not of the game
19:54:00 <Matthew> Best British Sitcoms: 1. Fawlty Towers, 3. Ab Fab, 3. Mr Bean
19:56:00 <simba> what about Peep Show
19:57:00 <Matthew> nah mate
19:57:00 <Matthew> Gavin & Stacey would be 4
20:19:00 <Matthew> eeek
20:34:00 <couleurs> :p
20:36:00 <Matthew> oh hi couleurs
20:36:00 <couleurs> Hiiii
20:37:00 <Matthew> hai
20:37:00 <couleurs> bloodey tropical weadder
20:37:00 <couleurs> so humid
20:39:00 <couleurs> rite?
20:42:00 <Matthew> i just had a Magnum and feel sick.. wah
20:46:00 <simba> wario
20:46:00 <Matthew> Peach
20:49:00 <Matthew> welcome to the marvellous Maurice
20:51:00 <Matthew> welcome to the intellectual ITaL^GuY
20:52:00 <ITaL^GuY> thats a nice welcome
20:52:00 <ITaL^GuY> who said i was intellectual?
20:53:00 <Matthew> welcome to the zappy Zade
20:53:00 <Matthew> I just decided you were for the sake of alliteration
20:54:00 <Zade> hello Matthew
20:54:00 <IDoBadThings> soup
20:54:00 <TheRiddler> http://explosm.net/comics/4182/
20:56:00 <TheRiddler> http://explosm.net/comics/4172/
20:58:00 <Matthew> and a heartfelt goodbye to the picture perfect [[[[[pong]]]]]
20:58:00 <simba> you've lost the plot mate
20:58:00 <faux> lmao
20:59:00 <IDoBadThings> lost wat?
20:59:00 <Matthew> leave me and my magnificant affluent alliteration alone
20:59:00 <simba> lost wat?
20:59:00 <faux> wat
20:59:00 <Matthew> and a wonderful welcome to the feisty ferocious yet fearless faux
21:00:00 <faux> im quite fearful actually
21:00:00 <Matthew> fearfully faux
21:00:00 <faux> thank you to the um.. magnificent.. Matthew
21:00:00 <Doodle> FURTIVELTY
21:00:00 <Doodle> :/
21:00:00 <faux> oh ok
21:00:00 <simba> 666
21:00:00 <faux> im so creative
21:00:00 <Doodle> eeep
21:01:00 <faux> its so hot
21:01:00 <faux> can summer be over already
21:01:00 <IDoBadThings> I has a ceiling fan
21:01:00 <faux> month and a half left
21:01:00 <faux> :'(
21:01:00 <Matthew> quite summery, sultry yet sublime in Sydney
21:01:00 <faux> pls stop
21:02:00 <faux> when do school holidays end fmi
21:02:00 <Matthew> I have to go in tomorrow to boss people around
21:02:00 <Matthew> but officially NEXT Wednesday
21:02:00 <simba> early feb i think
21:02:00 <Matthew> kids return NEXT Friday
21:03:00 <simba> do any kids know who you support
21:03:00 <IDoBadThings> fckn y not monday
21:03:00 <IDoBadThings> how ghey
21:03:00 <Maurice> Our kids go back on the 1st feb
21:03:00 <Maurice> I have a countdown happening
21:03:00 <simba> fckn hll
21:03:00 <Matthew> I will snapchat you my desk and all the red & black paraphernalia around it
21:04:00 <simba> i hope they know how to troll
21:04:00 <Matthew> I can deal with 11 and 12 year old trolls much better than the peabrains on here
21:04:00 <simba> me n TheRon will get u at night after the kids tear u up xD
21:04:00 <simba> Pea Brain Boys!!!!!!
21:05:00 <IDoBadThings> poppyseed brain
21:05:00 <Matthew> kids that age was very influential though
21:05:00 <Matthew> in 2013 I converted like 5 of my kids to the Bombers
21:05:00 <simba> just switch 2 the Northern Blues
21:05:00 <Matthew> and they still go for them even though they're in high school now
21:05:00 <Matthew> I have an AFL ladder in my room which two monitors update every monday
21:06:00 <Matthew> during the season*
21:06:00 <Matthew> and they need to work our percentage without a calculator
21:07:00 <IDoBadThings> lurve song dedications
21:09:00 <simba> lol
21:09:00 <simba> intense
21:10:00 <Matthew> oh ffs a friend of mine is having some sort of dumb crisis
21:10:00 <simba> get #melbourne involved
21:10:00 <IDoBadThings> that's jus the way it is baybeh
21:10:00 <faux> lmaoo
21:11:00 <simba> fck yeh
21:11:00 <Matthew> she called me last night... I didn't answer... and then I have to avoid Facebook for a while on my phone because she checks the "Last time online" bit on Messenger
21:11:00 <Matthew> she stalks me
21:11:00 <Matthew> I just say like I was in the shower or watching a movie etc to avoid talking to her... even though I am probably on here
21:12:00 <simba> thats fucked man
21:12:00 <Matthew> then she calls about half an hour.. I didn't answer... went on FB accidentally as I got a message and she writes: "So you can be online but not talk to me!!!"
21:12:00 <simba> omg
21:12:00 <simba> send her goatse
21:12:00 <Matthew> I have seen that message on my phone notifications lock screen.. but i will not open it until i know shes asleep so then i dont have to write back
21:13:00 <Matthew> because she will keep looking at it to see if i've 'seen' it
21:13:00 <simba> thats smart
21:13:00 <simba> how are you so good at working your way through a crisis
21:13:00 <faux> wtf
21:13:00 <Matthew> so i will have to avoid FB because she goes to bed super early
21:13:00 <faux> just be honest and say im busy ttyl bye
21:14:00 <faux> youre sch a drama queen lol
21:14:00 <Matthew> she is a ball breaker. i will be on the phone to her for like an hour if she calls
21:14:00 <simba> lol
21:14:00 <faux> oh no me battery is gonna die ttyl bye
21:14:00 <Matthew> and this "Crisis" will be something like my dog ate a lizard or something... it wont even be that bad, but she will just say it is so i talk to her
21:14:00 <faux> oh mo i need to poop bye
21:14:00 <IDoBadThings> uuuuuuuuuuuu, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soooooooooooooo beautifuuuuuuuuuuuuul
21:14:00 <simba> im driving into a tunnel.... !! hello..??? cynthia???
21:14:00 <faux> oh no ur boring bye bitch
21:14:00 <Matthew> she's not boring as such ... but i just can't deal with her shit every single day of my life
21:15:00 <Clarkson> her original shit was more her
21:15:00 <Matthew> which recently i have been
21:15:00 <simba> Poor Matthew.
21:15:00 <faux> lol wtf hes still using that nico
21:15:00 <faux> nick
21:15:00 <faux> i said that like 207 years ago
21:15:00 <simba> who
21:16:00 <Matthew> i cant go on facebook under ANY circumstances for the next like 2 hours
21:16:00 <faux> sola ennajee
21:16:00 <faux> omg shut up
21:16:00 <faux> lol
21:16:00 <simba> i kjnow who is he
21:16:00 <faux> idk
21:16:00 <Matthew> but she knows i might be avoiding her because when i do meet up with her im always looking at my phone because she bores me so much
21:16:00 <simba> Crud.
21:16:00 <faux> you just said she wasnt boring
21:16:00 <faux> i h8 u rn
21:16:00 <Doodle> lol my nephew playing gtav
21:17:00 <Doodle> 'Trevor's an idiot'
21:17:00 <Doodle> so true
21:17:00 <Matthew> she bores me when she talks about her family, her dogs or random people i dont know
21:17:00 <simba> u guys should play smash bros!!!
21:17:00 <Doodle> then i'd have to pay attention to him
21:17:00 <Matthew> this is the one who lets her dogs in her beautiful house and then i sit on her couch and get white dog hair all over me
21:17:00 <simba> :O
21:18:00 <simba> who lets her dogs in
21:18:00 <simba> baha men
21:18:00 <simba> oh, that one
21:18:00 <simba> i hate how that happens to you
21:18:00 <simba> i wish that dog was dead so that didnt happen to you
21:19:00 <faux> lolllllllllll
21:19:00 <IDoBadThings> I know 2 simbas nowou
21:19:00 <IDoBadThings> the other 1 is in some sex chat site
21:19:00 <Matthew> sarcastic silly simba sizzles sensationally seizing
21:19:00 <IDoBadThings> on*
21:20:00 <Matthew> i might start a new channel #madonna
21:21:00 <IDoBadThings> start one and call it primadonna
21:21:00 <Matthew> NO
21:21:00 <IDoBadThings> lol
21:21:00 <simba> already registered it
21:21:00 <Ben> Hello
21:22:00 <Matthew> no!!!!
21:22:00 <faux> Mattdonna
21:22:00 <faux> VoGue
21:22:00 <faux> if u ever have a daughter woukd u name her madonna
21:22:00 <Mattdonna> great. it contains my nickname and a female name that i always tease
21:22:00 <faux> lol
21:23:00 <Mattdonna> DONNA
21:23:00 <simba> everyone is free to join my new channel, #madonna
21:23:00 <Mattdonna> 21:22 simba `topic Simba's channel for Satanic Goddess of Hollywood Madonna Simba's channel for Satanic Goddess of Hollywood Madonna
21:23:00 <Mattdonna> seriously hating you right now ^
21:23:00 <faux> lollllllllllllll
21:23:00 <simba> i can make you an op
21:23:00 <Mattdonna> yes i want level 199
21:23:00 <simba> lolol
21:24:00 <simba> sosososojoij
21:24:00 <Zade> so this new madonna room, can we post decent tunes?
21:24:00 <simba> yes zaim
21:24:00 <IDoBadThings> like a virrrrrrrrrrgiiiiiiiiiiiin
21:24:00 <simba> Zade**
21:24:00 <faux> hheee
21:24:00 <simba> you are welcome to post your Luke Slater and others
21:25:00 <Mattdonna> dickhead
21:25:00 <simba> all music except Madonna is welcome in #Madonna, the new music channel
21:25:00 <Doodle> lol
21:25:00 <Mattdonna> Shenice
21:26:00 <faux> Howard
21:26:00 <Mattdonna> by the way, it is pronounced SHA-NIECE, fyi
21:26:00 <IDoBadThings> SHA-256
21:26:00 <faux> yeah thanks
21:27:00 <faux> lol
21:27:00 <faux> my cousin is Chenise
21:27:00 <simba> that's not how i prounounce it
21:27:00 <simba> poouou
21:27:00 <faux> we call her chinese
21:27:00 <TheRiddler> twats wassist
21:27:00 <TheRiddler> :
21:27:00 <TheRiddler> p
21:27:00 <faux> whay
21:27:00 <faux> t
21:27:00 <IDoBadThings> was ist loss?
21:27:00 <Mattdonna> OH fuck
21:27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:27:00 <simba> Hello TheRiddler
21:27:00 <Mattdonna> i just went on facebook on my laptop
21:27:00 <simba> twats wasssit
21:27:00 <Mattdonna> so therefore she knows im ative
21:27:00 <Mattdonna> active*
21:27:00 <simba> wassssup twats - New Cool Riddler
21:28:00 <faux> vital news alert
21:28:00 <faux> matthew exposed on fb
21:28:00 <Mattdonna> it is essential actually
21:28:00 <Mattdonna> crucial
21:28:00 <Mattdonna> vital
21:28:00 <Mattdonna> needy
21:28:00 <TheRiddler> with dane swan n travis cloke?
21:28:00 <Mattdonna> even my pro-Collingwood family are disgusted with those two right now
21:29:00 <IDoBadThings> ah keeeep on fallllin in lurrrrve wiffff youwwwwww
21:29:00 <faux> .
21:29:00 <faux> is that TNT
21:30:00 <Mattdonna> usually I turn my air conditioning on low once it gets dark... it's so stuffy tonight however that I will leave it on quite high
21:30:00 <TheRiddler> DYNOMITE
21:30:00 <TheRiddler> I almost forgot to reserve seats for the planes
21:31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:31:00 <Mattdonna> yes... just been given the best fucking segue to get out of talking to this girl on the phone
21:31:00 <Mattdonna> yess
21:31:00 <Mattdonna> genius
21:31:00 <Doodle> 'btw i'm gay'
21:31:00 <Mattdonna> no. "yes im preparing now for work tomorrow by getting my documents ready"
21:31:00 <TheRiddler> cost $30 extra for extra leg room seats btw :(
21:31:00 <Mattdonna> after she said work stresses are getting her down
21:31:00 <Mattdonna> yes!!! so smart
21:32:00 <IDoBadThings> I'd pay 30 bux fo extra leggggzzzzz
21:34:00 <faux> when do school hols enddddd
21:34:00 <faux> tell me
21:34:00 <Mattdonna> teachers return on Wednesday 27th January, (most) students return on Friday 29th January
21:34:00 <faux> ty
21:34:00 <Mattdonna> some schools will resume on 1st February though for students
21:35:00 <faux> is that yd too
21:35:00 <faux> syd
21:35:00 <Mattdonna> I would assume so, yes
21:35:00 <faux> cs i know perth is behind
21:35:00 <faux> as usual
21:35:00 <Mattdonna> VIC/NSW very similar ... could be different in other states
21:35:00 <faux> k
21:35:00 <faux> ty
21:36:00 <TheRiddler> 1 week behind
21:36:00 <Mattdonna> Perth schools resume on February 6, 1992
21:36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:36:00 <faux> lol
21:37:00 <IDoBadThings> u saaaaay I'm craaaaazyyyyy
21:37:00 <Mattdonna> Seal
21:39:00 <Mattdonna> i need to poo but cant stop watching cricket
21:39:00 <simba> Riveting.
21:39:00 <IDoBadThings> poo in a bucket in ur lounge room then, put some water in it 1-st
21:41:00 <simba> Good suggestion.
21:43:00 <Mattdonna> OK i had to go and ive gone
21:45:00 <Mattdonna> welcome back to the fabulous faux
21:45:00 <faux> cheers dons
21:46:00 <Mattdonna> thanks Clarissa
21:47:00 <TheRiddler> ok just upped the baggage for the return trip
21:47:00 <TheRiddler> by 10kg
21:47:00 <TheRiddler> just incase ya now
21:47:00 <TheRiddler> know
21:47:00 <couleurs> ;)
21:48:00 <faux> jic you smuggle in a ladyboi
21:48:00 <Mattdonna> are you going on holidays?
21:51:00 <faux> dont be rude
21:51:00 <Mattdonna> how dare you insinuate I am being rude
21:51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:53:00 <IDoBadThings> I want sum dill cucumbers
21:53:00 <IDoBadThings> eskal
21:53:00 <IDoBadThings> put em in zah fridge, cruncheh
21:55:00 <TheRiddler> I have spent most of my loan just buying flights n such lol
21:55:00 <IDoBadThings> it's amazin how u can speak rite to mah heart
21:57:00 <Picard> ello
21:58:00 <Mattdonna> good evening to the politely punctual Picard
21:58:00 <Picard> fuck me its hot.
21:58:00 <Picard> hows your day been matthew?
21:58:00 <Mattdonna> it was a very sultry day here in the south-east ... but not as hot as up your way I would say
21:59:00 <Mattdonna> my day has been delightful, yours?
21:59:00 <Picard> wonderful
21:59:00 <IDoBadThings> sun was shini
21:59:00 <Picard> yes, its 34.9°C now
21:59:00 <IDoBadThings> the weather is sweet here
21:59:00 <Mattdonna> it's 24C here right now but very high humidity... as it was all day
22:00:00 <Picard> one of those nights even with the aircon on its hard to sleep
22:01:00 <Picard> i see your football club may sign Dea from richmond.
22:01:00 <IDoBadThings> Immah make anotha coffeh
22:01:00 <IDoBadThings> brb
22:01:00 <Mattdonna> not talking football tonight. sorry.
22:01:00 <Picard> ok.
22:01:00 <Mattdonna> cricket... tennis... rugby... great
22:01:00 <Picard> oh ok.
22:01:00 <Picard> are you watching the tennis?
22:02:00 <Mattdonna> no. cricket tonight
22:02:00 <Picard> whats the score?
22:02:00 <slower> lol
22:02:00 <Mattdonna> India were 2-280 chasing 349 ... they are now 9-316
22:02:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=676442532498939&id=125877437555454
22:02:00 <TheRiddler> for sezz
22:02:00 <Mattdonna> they have lost 7-36 in the last 10 overs
22:03:00 <Serenity> i saw that and lold
22:05:00 <Picard> when i was in melbounre one of my mates with us kept asking the taxi drivers where they were from. if they said india we would talk cricket to piss them off
22:06:00 <couleurs> i'm from india
22:06:00 <Mattdonna> couleurs is from the slums of New Delhi
22:06:00 <Picard> cool
22:07:00 <couleurs> j/k that's beehhh
22:07:00 <Picard> do u drive a taxi
22:07:00 <Picard> melbourne taxi drivers are so fucking dodgy
22:07:00 <Picard> Mattdonna if staying at crown how what way would you take us to lygon st??
22:08:00 <Mattdonna> up Spencer Street
22:08:00 <Mattdonna> down victoria street east
22:09:00 <Mattdonna> then turn left at lygon
22:09:00 <Picard> yes
22:10:00 <Picard> we had one prick take us down power st, over the bridge and past the G, around past carlton gardens and onto lygon st just
22:10:00 <Mattdonna> LOLLLL
22:10:00 <Mattdonna> they are fucking morons honestly
22:10:00 <Picard> i got out,left him $10 and said fuck u
22:11:00 <Picard> more dodgy them morons
22:11:00 <couleurs> they're not morans, they think the passengers are
22:12:00 <couleurs> use uber instead
22:12:00 <couleurs> doesn't smell like curry and rape
22:12:00 <Picard> on a brighter not we had one who turned the meter off when we were at the lights on queensbridge st. took him 4 changes to get through to crown.
22:13:00 <Picard> uber is too hrd when you make spontaneous decisions
22:14:00 <IDoBadThings> so I said to mah mate in the other chan last nite "maaaan, send me ur disused asics, leccy is part of mah rent here, I'll plug em in n send u half the coinz" "then it's worth it" he says
22:17:00 <IDoBadThings> the diff in minin has stopped on goin up since it hit par 1 to 1 with the leccy
22:17:00 <IDoBadThings> so it's only worth it now if u have free leccy
22:20:00 <Doodle> what
22:20:00 <IDoBadThings> ?
22:21:00 <Doodle> exactly
22:21:00 <IDoBadThings> ye, btc is worth 1 on 1 with ur leccy bill now
22:22:00 <IDoBadThings> so get sum solar panels happenin
22:23:00 <IDoBadThings> jus that u can't hash wif no sun lol
22:24:00 <IDoBadThings> and the asics use comp psu's, jaycar had 12 volt comp psu's fo a while, donno if they still do, it'd be mo efficient with solar 12 volt is all
22:25:00 <Mattdonna> Liverpool suck
22:26:00 <Picard> so do u
22:28:00 <Mattdonna> I know
22:28:00 <Doodle> lol
22:29:00 <IDoBadThings> there's a way around it Doodle, get urself big solar panels n use sum electric fork batteries fo nite time backup
22:30:00 <IDoBadThings> mabbe find sum factories/warehouses that r shuttin down n buy their fork batteries real cheap
22:30:00 <faux> rude
22:30:00 <Doodle> wut
22:30:00 <faux> mabbe learn to type
22:30:00 <Doodle> mabbe babbe
22:31:00 <faux> pocs
22:31:00 <faux> pix
22:31:00 <Doodle> nopix
22:31:00 <Doodle> kids here
22:31:00 <faux> i need popcorn
22:31:00 <faux> in me life
22:31:00 <faux> oh
22:31:00 <Doodle> well 1
22:31:00 <faux> yeah no pix
22:31:00 <faux> lol
22:31:00 <Doodle> lol
22:31:00 <faux> awks
22:31:00 <faux> hi jack
22:32:00 <simba> CRUSH...
22:32:00 <Doodle> he's watching the 3 amigos
22:32:00 <faux> im gonna be ur new grandma
22:32:00 <faux> LOLLLL
22:32:00 <Doodle> looool
22:32:00 <faux> soz
22:32:00 <faux> grossed meself out
22:32:00 <Doodle> hhaha
22:32:00 <faux> or aunty
22:32:00 <faux> ;;;;);;
22:32:00 <faux> )
22:32:00 <faux> etc
22:33:00 <faux> wb
22:33:00 <Mattdonna> umm how rude
22:33:00 <simba> CRUSH...
22:33:00 <faux> agreed
22:33:00 <Mattdonna> thank you faux
22:33:00 <faux> for wot
22:33:00 <IDoBadThings> phart
22:33:00 <Mattdonna> just because somebody can't handle an innocent Snapchat...
22:33:00 <Doodle> 4 bein a friend
22:33:00 <Mattdonna> the 'thank you' was the wb
22:33:00 <faux> lollll
22:33:00 <faux> oh
22:33:00 <faux> ye
22:34:00 <faux> soz
22:34:00 <faux> bit slow
22:34:00 <Mattdonna> AND IF YOU THREW A PARTYYY
22:34:00 <faux> got distracted by doodles dong
22:34:00 <Mattdonna> INVITED EVERYONE YOU KNEWWW
22:34:00 <Doodle> lol
22:34:00 <Doodle> look at him go
22:34:00 <simba> ^___^
22:34:00 <faux> YouRe a PaL aND a CoNFiDaNTe
22:34:00 <Mattdonna> i went to bed last night and full house was on TV
22:34:00 <Mattdonna> you know how fucking happy i was ?
22:34:00 <Clarkson> yep and josh would fuck lucie when shes lucie.
22:34:00 <IDoBadThings> I don't throw parties wif no drugz
22:35:00 <faux> how happy
22:35:00 <faux> out of 10
22:35:00 <simba> i'm a druh
22:35:00 <Mattdonna> 9.5
22:35:00 <Mattdonna> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23GrEhLUF_k
22:35:00 <faux> excellent
22:35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Golden Girls Theme Song Views: 253,968 Uploader: TV Land Uploaded: Mar 13, 2013 Duration: 0m41s Rating: 4.89
22:35:00 <Mattdonna> would've been a perfect 10 with a naked simba next to me
22:35:00 <faux> she doesnt get your humour like i doooo
22:35:00 <faux> love taytay
22:35:00 <Doodle> lol
22:35:00 <faux> is simba only worth 0.5
22:35:00 <Doodle> its pronounced chaychay
22:35:00 <simba> CRUSH...
22:36:00 <Doodle> valley girl accent
22:36:00 <simba> sorry, but i am fauxes bitch
22:36:00 <faux> oh
22:36:00 <Mattdonna> fine.
22:36:00 <faux> lol
22:37:00 <simba> AND IF YOU THREW A PARTY.......
22:38:00 <IDoBadThings> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBwBCKI_TxU
22:38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The All New GLC Views: 86,585 Uploader: Mercedes-Benz Australia Uploaded: Dec 4, 2015 Duration: 0m31s Rating: 1.32
22:38:00 <IDoBadThings> lol
22:38:00 <IDoBadThings> ooops
22:38:00 <faux> lollll matthew
22:38:00 <faux> that YES
22:38:00 <faux> Cute
22:38:00 <Mattdonna> love that song tbh
22:39:00 <IDoBadThings> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
22:39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Europe - The Final Countdown (Official Video) Views: 172,451,155 Uploader: EuropeVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 4m56s Rating: 4.86
22:40:00 <simba> good tune bill murray
22:41:00 <Mattdonna> ok going to brush teeth before bed... 11pm is my bedtime from now. : /
22:41:00 <simba> lol
22:41:00 <simba> bl
22:42:00 <Picard> lol
22:42:00 <Picard> y
22:42:00 <Picard> its not a school night
22:42:00 <couleurs> ok bye loser
22:43:00 <simba> hes gonna come back and read that.... youre in for it!!!!
22:43:00 <Picard> lol
22:43:00 <grem> https://i.imgur.com/wP3Ly2r.gifv
22:43:00 <couleurs> hehehe
22:44:00 <IDoBadThings> that ^ was 86, I think chernobil came after lol
22:44:00 <Mattdonna> back
22:44:00 <Mattdonna> wtf was that Picard
22:44:00 <Picard> huh?
22:44:00 <Mattdonna> oh sorry
22:44:00 <Mattdonna> couleurs ... hey FUCK YOU
22:44:00 <Mattdonna> I thought Picard wrote that
22:45:00 <Picard> lol
22:45:00 <simba> Hahahahahaahaha.
22:45:00 <Picard> geee thanks
22:45:00 <simba> you're like a character from Full House
22:45:00 <Mattdonna> I actually have to go into work tomorrow for a few hours, unfortunately ... I have to prepare all the planning documents while my team are still all on holidays
22:46:00 <Picard> your team?
22:46:00 <Mattdonna> and then I'm meeting some bloke from the Resilience Project to present at our school in term 1
22:46:00 <couleurs> Picard did wrote that...
22:46:00 <Mattdonna> yes. i am co-ordinator
22:46:00 <couleurs> It Wasn't Me.mp3
22:46:00 <Picard> you know when you say "your team" im picturing 4 or 5 gay men sucking cock in the class room when the students leave
22:46:00 <Clarkson> but she has the best tits in THE WORLD so it was an enjoyable experience
22:47:00 <Mattdonna> well considering my team is 9 females and 2 men, fat chance.
22:47:00 <Picard> i could be the 3rd man
22:47:00 <Mattdonna> and one guy is married and the other one is not gay
22:47:00 <faux> like a small boat
22:47:00 <Mattdonna> so no.
22:47:00 <faux> on the ocean
22:47:00 <faux> sending big waves
22:47:00 <faux> into motion
22:47:00 <faux> like how a single word can make a heart open
22:47:00 <Picard> faux wtf are u on about?
22:47:00 <faux> i might only have one match but i can make an explosion
22:48:00 <faux> im quoting the bible
22:48:00 <Mattdonna> 12 minutes until bed. i hate work.
22:48:00 <Picard> what bible?
22:48:00 <Picard> christian bible?
22:48:00 <faux> teh Holy bible
22:48:00 <faux> no the muslim bible
22:48:00 <Picard> its full of lies
22:49:00 <faux> dont be rude
22:49:00 <simba> tell us all you know about religion Picard
22:49:00 <Picard> there is no god
22:49:00 <simba> holy shit
22:49:00 <Picard> religion is propoganda
22:49:00 <simba> tell me more
22:49:00 <simba> whaaattt
22:49:00 <Doodle> the chaychay bible
22:49:00 <Picard> simba, fuck off.
22:49:00 <Mattdonna> oh god im so going now
22:49:00 <faux> life changing stuff
22:49:00 <Picard> night matt
22:50:00 <Mattdonna> night mate X
22:50:00 <couleurs> Madonna's Bible.
22:50:00 <simba> no
22:51:00 <Picard> couleurs u indian prick, get backin the taxi
22:51:00 <Mattdonna> couleurs told me he was Portuguese
22:51:00 <Doodle> only half
22:51:00 <Doodle> he's partuguese
22:51:00 <couleurs> good 1
22:51:00 <Doodle> /dad
22:51:00 <Picard> nuh, he is indian and drive a taxi
22:51:00 <Mattdonna> oh wait. that was the Nando's I had today...
22:52:00 <Picard> go to bed
22:52:00 <simba> im part geezer
22:52:00 <couleurs> yeh ur jokes STINK
22:52:00 <Mattdonna> I have to get back into my rhythm, seriously
22:53:00 <Mattdonna> In bed by 10:30-11pm, sleep until 6:45am, get ready, leave house by 7:20am, get to work by 7:45am
22:53:00 <Picard> go back to using your right hand
22:53:00 <Picard> drive or train/tram?
22:53:00 <Mattdonna> I could catch train.. but it would take way longer than driving
22:53:00 <Picard> ok
22:54:00 <Mattdonna> car takes about 20-25 minutes, i am going against traffic so it's good
22:54:00 <Picard> sounds dangerous, stay in your own lane
22:55:00 <Mattdonna> I meant like... cars are going down Pascoe Vale Rd/Mt Alexander Rd towards city for work... I am heading north the other way
22:55:00 <simba> ill wake u early ;D
22:55:00 <Mattdonna> how?
22:56:00 <simba> with a loud snap chat
22:56:00 <simba> at 6:15
22:56:00 <simba> ruins ur day waking up early !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:56:00 <Mattdonna> i put my phone on silent when i go to bed... so good luck
22:56:00 <Picard> i know what u meant, i was being a smart cunt
22:57:00 <Mattdonna> that's unlike you
22:57:00 <Picard> good lord, where do you teach. broadmeadows?
22:57:00 <Picard> yes i know :)
22:57:00 <Mattdonna> no. further out than that.
22:57:00 <Picard> not much more out there
22:57:00 <Picard> gisborne
22:58:00 <Mattdonna> that's north-west, no
22:58:00 <Picard> ok
22:58:00 <Picard> stay safe out in the burbs
22:58:00 <Mattdonna> it's probably more dangerous here than out there anyway lol
22:58:00 <couleurs> can u 2 old timers shut up n go 2 bed already let us kool kidz have some fun chat thx
22:59:00 <Picard> shut up indian
22:59:00 <Mattdonna> hey couleurs... it was really hot here today and my balls got pretty sweaty... so suck my balls bitch.
22:59:00 <Picard> lol
22:59:00 <Picard> im sure he will
22:59:00 <Picard> i could do with a good blowjob
22:59:00 <simba> Vulgar.
22:59:00 <Mattdonna> the fact he considers himself "kool" is hilarious.
22:59:00 <Picard> its true men do it better
23:00:00 <simba> lol
23:00:00 <Mattdonna> i agree
23:00:00 <Picard> lol
23:00:00 <simba> Mattdonna u start at the bottom of the irc chain again
23:00:00 <Mattdonna> my carefactor is zero. when i start work again i won't be on here anyway.
23:00:00 <Mattdonna> so i can stay down the bottom, evs
23:01:00 <Picard> simba likes to think he is top dog
23:01:00 <IDoBadThings> phart
23:02:00 <Picard> wish thus greek cunt would get belted
23:02:00 <Picard> this**
23:03:00 <Picard> anyways im off to bed.
23:03:00 <Picard> night cunts
23:03:00 <Mattdonna> night Beatrice!
23:03:00 <Mattdonna> i am going in 5
23:03:00 <simba> im number 420,,,,
23:04:00 <simba> Goodnight Picard.
23:04:00 <Picard> We here by wish to notify you that this office {UNITED BANK OF AFRICA} has been mandated to issue out your payment of $1.5m USD through an ATM MASTER CARD.
23:04:00 <Picard> omg, im rich
23:04:00 <Picard> send my credit card numbers to them ")
23:04:00 <Picard> :)
23:04:00 <Mattdonna> the united back of africa? they have banks there?
23:04:00 <IDoBadThings> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp7m2sApVd0
23:04:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Cure - Like Cockatoos Views: 42,328 Uploader: Le Royaume des Ombres Uploaded: Feb 14, 2012 Duration: 3m50s Rating: .0
23:05:00 <Mattdonna> hey Picard, have you eaten Ethiopian food before?
23:05:00 <Picard> no, neither have they
23:05:00 <Mattdonna> because neither have they!!!
23:05:00 <Mattdonna> LOLLLL
23:05:00 <Picard> lol
23:05:00 <Picard> u twat
23:05:00 <TheRiddler> he's eating an ethiopian
23:05:00 <simba> cum orphan
23:05:00 <Clarkson> n i gave my mum hell
23:05:00 <TheRiddler> eaten
23:05:00 <Picard> TheRiddler, the man with the bowling ball head
23:05:00 <Picard> how are u lad?
23:06:00 <simba> youre the dome head Picard
23:06:00 <Picard> half my age, double my weight lol
23:06:00 <TheRiddler> how am I a bowling ball head
23:06:00 <faux> whattttt
23:06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:06:00 <Mattdonna> Picard, this could be the last time you speak to TheRiddler... he is off to the Phillipines tomorrow
23:06:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
23:06:00 <simba> Picards dr is Dr. Mario
23:06:00 <Picard> good
23:06:00 <TheRiddler> double your weight
23:06:00 <Picard> i hope he gets raped
23:06:00 <TheRiddler> pink spud
23:07:00 <faux> gosh he is ridiculously old
23:07:00 <TheRiddler> so he's 45kg?
23:07:00 <TheRiddler> is he filled with hot air
23:07:00 <faux> 23:07] -Picard-: u silly muslim woman, us aussie men are here to save you
23:07:00 <faux> lol.
23:07:00 <faux> lordy
23:07:00 <Mattdonna> i would be fascinated to meet him
23:07:00 <Doodle> lol
23:07:00 <thestig> flash was good faux
23:07:00 <faux> cool
23:08:00 <faux> havent seen it yet
23:08:00 <Mattdonna> 23:07 Picard lol @ these fools
23:08:00 <TheRiddler> hot potato
23:08:00 <Mattdonna> ^ i still dont know to reply to like a private message like that
23:08:00 <faux> /notice Picard eat a dick
23:08:00 <faux> like that
23:09:00 <Mattdonna> oh he's not online tbh
23:09:00 <simba> pwned
23:10:00 <IDoBadThings> I found this lappy I'm on in the street
23:10:00 <IDoBadThings> needed plugpack
23:10:00 <IDoBadThings> n vista format
23:10:00 <Mattdonna> faux thanks for opening snapchat i sent to both you and simba
23:11:00 <Mattdonna> obviously one doesnt check phones
23:11:00 <IDoBadThings> might swap out the sempron with its proper athlon x2 derivative though
23:12:00 <simba> dont even know where me phone is teenage girl
23:12:00 <Mattdonna> umm how dare you
23:12:00 <faux> lol
23:12:00 <simba> :p
23:12:00 <faux> you are being your stalker friend
23:12:00 <faux> chill billl
23:13:00 <IDoBadThings> u lawt still skip?
23:13:00 <IDoBadThings> e
23:13:00 <Mattdonna> i know. fuck that. i am deleting all social media
23:13:00 <Clarkson> any The Lost Boys love up in dis bitch ?
23:13:00 <faux> fuck off
23:13:00 <IDoBadThings> ummm skype
23:13:00 <simba> me 2
23:13:00 <Mattdonna> i should download skype on my phone .. but i have whats app and just use that
23:13:00 <Mattdonna> or facebook messenger
23:14:00 <couleurs> get msn messenger
23:14:00 <couleurs> all the kool kids on that 1
23:14:00 <Mattdonna> umm i had that in like 2002
23:14:00 <IDoBadThings> it's genesis, I'm mall connected
23:15:00 <IDoBadThings> -m
23:15:00 <couleurs> so you're sayin' you a kool kid eh?
23:16:00 <Mattdonna> mmmk
23:16:00 <Mattdonna> social media
23:16:00 <simba> hi microtone
23:16:00 <Mattdonna> i am deleting all
23:16:00 <simba> i'm deleting all social media
23:16:00 <simba> * no dont * everyone cries
23:16:00 <faux> lol
23:17:00 <faux> feck
23:17:00 <IDoBadThings> throw away ur comp
23:17:00 <IDoBadThings> phone
23:17:00 <simba> panic! at the disco
23:17:00 <IDoBadThings> iwatch etc
23:17:00 <Mattdonna> faux what do you use
23:18:00 <simba> 10 inch ceramic
23:18:00 <faux> um
23:18:00 <faux> fb
23:18:00 <faux> skype
23:18:00 <faux> whatsapp
23:18:00 <faux> twitter v rarely
23:18:00 <faux> insta
23:19:00 <simba> social media: what do you use?
23:19:00 <IDoBadThings> I let mah fingers do zah fingerin
23:19:00 <simba> you forgot irc
23:19:00 <faux> snepchet
23:19:00 <faux> does spotify count
23:19:00 <simba> Mattdonna?
23:19:00 <faux> also tv show time to discuss shows tysm
23:20:00 <faux> excellent app
23:20:00 <Mattdonna> oh
23:20:00 <IDoBadThings> hehe yt has oldschool type ghettoblaster eq lights in the tabs bar now?
23:20:00 <TheRiddler> modern farmer
23:22:00 <Mattdonna> i only use these:
23:22:00 <Mattdonna> http://postimg.org/image/7l8nz0qu1/
23:22:00 <TheRiddler> what if cum tasted like coconut
23:22:00 <Clarkson> i got rid of 14 slabs last year, they drink like fucking fish
23:22:00 <simba> what a world that would be!
23:22:00 <Mattdonna> http://postimg.org/image/qbizb3srr/
23:22:00 <Mattdonna> and these
23:23:00 <simba> im a fly on the wall
23:23:00 <IDoBadThings> if cum tasted liek coconut, then zah ladies would onleh want mah cock n nut
23:24:00 <simba> nah
23:25:00 <IDoBadThings> hey, mah cum is 600 yrs old
23:25:00 <faux> ew melb storm
23:25:00 <IDoBadThings> it's the agin process
23:25:00 <Mattdonna> :O
23:25:00 <Mattdonna> nothing wrong with that
23:26:00 <faux> if cum tasted liek coconut, then zah ladies would onleh want mah cock n nut
23:27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:27:00 <TheRiddler> good 1 faux
23:27:00 <faux> what
23:27:00 <TheRiddler> cock n nut
23:27:00 <faux> i copied and pasted what that dickhead aaid
23:27:00 <faux> said
23:27:00 <Mattdonna> i wouldnt consider IRC social media tbh
23:28:00 <Mattdonna> or spotify
23:28:00 <TheRiddler> well I saw yours first
23:28:00 <Mattdonna> possibly youtube though...
23:28:00 <TheRiddler> so it's yours now
23:28:00 <TheRiddler> good 1 faux
23:28:00 <TheRiddler> :p
23:28:00 <faux> grods
23:28:00 <faux> gross
23:28:00 <IDoBadThings> cause the rest of the dickheads need to dickread it twice
23:28:00 <faux> i dont type like a retard
23:28:00 <Mattdonna> no.
23:29:00 <TheRiddler> thought it was intentional
23:31:00 <Matthew> i love it when we're cruising togetherrr
23:34:00 <couleurs> me 2
23:34:00 <couleurs> in ur Ford Fiesta
23:35:00 <Matthew> you wish, buddy
23:35:00 <Matthew> just because you're happy getting around in your '91 Ford Laser... doesn't mean the rest of us are
23:35:00 <IDoBadThings> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk30a0qsVIk
23:35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sigue Sigue Sputnik - Love Missile F1-11 (uncensored) Views: 3,115,285 Uploader: BiornBorj Uploaded: Feb 27, 2006 Duration: 3m47s Rating: 4.85
23:36:00 <IDoBadThings> I'm happeh gettin around on foot
23:36:00 <IDoBadThings> beat that
23:37:00 <Matthew> lovely. i am going to bed. goodnight ALL XX0X0X00X0X0X0X0X0X0X
23:37:00 <IDoBadThings> wasn't 11 his bedtime?
23:38:00 <couleurs> yeas
23:40:00 <IDoBadThings> I'm so swappin out this half an athlon
23:49:00 <IDoBadThings> lol that TokenDaRing idiot is badmouthin all the ol timers from here in sydney chan
23:57:00 <IDoBadThings> anyone into lightin? https://www.facebook.com/WeRaveYou/videos/972111779519584/
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