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00:00 <couleurs> Once You Pop, You Can't Stop.
00:00 <amelia> GuD eVeNiNG To THe SooKiBuM
00:00 <simba> haha that was their marketing slogan - good memory
00:00 <myimmortal> hello my disciples 
00:00 <Matthew> Salt & Vinegar is the best flavour ... but they can be a little light on with the vinegar in some tubes
01:00 <simba> have you complained?
01:00 <Matthew> no. why would I?
01:00 <Matthew> that's life...
01:00 <simba> thats life
01:00 <simba> thats what all the people say
01:00 <simba> youre riding high in april..............
01:00 <couleurs> Contact the Pringles Prime Minister ASAP!
01:00 <couleurs> Alert the Chip Police
02:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSVHoHyErBQ
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Justin Timberlake - Rock Your Body Views: 50,342,452 Uploader: justintimberlakeVEVO Uploaded: Oct 3, 2009 Duration: 4m58s Rating: 4.84
02:00 <simba> chip police arrest this can its got no vinegar
03:00 <couleurs> i'm a chip, i'm a can... what the hell am i doing here... there's no vinegar
04:00 <Matthew> do you prefer crinkle cut or thinly sliced?
04:00 <simba> i think i ate too many chips 
04:00 <simba> and now i dont like them
05:00 <simba> theyre too chemically
05:00 <couleurs> crinkle sliced
05:00 <Matthew> i am going to be labelled fat, obese etc etc for asking this question... what FAVOURITE fast food (in order) ?
05:00 <simba> i read a thing on how theyre made once and now all i imagine is how theyre flavours made by scientists theyre ruined
06:00 <simba> even doritos are ruined
06:00 <simba> cold rolls 
06:00 <simba> and subway
06:00 <couleurs> prizza
06:00 <simba> bacon and egg mcmuffins 
06:00 <Matthew> 1. Nandos , 2. McDonalds (Create your own burger ONLY) , 3. Hungry Jacks , 4. KFC , 5. Pizza
06:00 <couleurs> Boo
07:00 <simba> kfc is like road kill
07:00 <Matthew> original tenders = lovely
07:00 <Matthew> and their nuggets
07:00 <simba> kfc should be seen as k mart is for clothes shopping
07:00 <couleurs> Prizza Hat
07:00 <simba> its just not an option
08:00 <Serenity> wicked wingzzz
08:00 <Matthew> the lists are obviously subjective to personal opinion
08:00 <simba> wb mew
08:00 <simba> that wasnt obvious at all
08:00 <couleurs> hamburglers
08:00 <simba> jk it was
09:00 <simba> i like a Balfours Pie once a year. Father spoils me.
09:00 <Mew> Ty simble
11:00 <erlich> ey Mew 
11:00 <Matthew> welcome to #151
11:00 <Mew> hey bby how u doin
12:00 <couleurs> Matthew has singlehandedly revived #melbourne as we know it by listing his favourite TV shows and fast foods of All Time #2016 #IRC #is #back
12:00 <erlich> we are are sitting down in a circle around matthew, who is on a wooden stomp smoking a pipe, as he enlightens us with his stories
12:00 <TheRiddler> hai amousia
13:00 <Matthew> taking the piss are we?
13:00 <Matthew> at least I'm generating discussion
13:00 <erlich> taking the piss to where? are you being literal again
14:00 <couleurs> no i'm flirting too
14:00 <couleurs> ;)
14:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/67767_10152010239000476_2007797707_n.jpg?oh=bfaad33abd76cab3d4c019b337681c0d&oe=57462F5C
14:00 <couleurs> we need to do this
14:00 <Matthew> yes
14:00 <erlich> take me to England Matthew 
14:00 <erlich> take me NOW
15:00 <amelia> (Create your own burger ONLY)
15:00 <erlich> row me on a boat in the thames river
15:00 <Matthew> why do you think my family left the UK? to get away from the place! I've been there enough to not want to go back for a while
15:00 <Matthew> you can go yourself...
15:00 <couleurs> Blow Me on Big Ben
15:00 <erlich> are you referring to the change in demographics?
15:00 <erlich> re: places liek london
16:00 <erlich> LonDonIstaN
16:00 <simba> talk to me in that british accent. say lines from the UK office. sing that song free love freeway
17:00 <erlich> Matthew you're 7'5 do you reckon ur taller than the british grenadier guards even with their fwuffy hats
17:00 <Matthew> ok how do I initiate an IGNORE LIST on mibbit?
17:00 <erlich> hahahahahahahahhah
17:00 <simba> tall single british hunk with immaculate spelling and grammar - where do i take a number? :)
18:00 <erlich> why you must you play hard to get matty?
18:00 <Matthew> why is the 2 foot taller still making an appearance an hour later... that's the more pressing question
18:00 <Matthew> i was slightly exaggerating... he is short though.
18:00 <erlich> can i have a 500g of polony
19:00 <simba> omg darren fletcher wondergole
21:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N-qO3sPMjc
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sixpence None The Richer - Kiss Me (Official HQ) Views: 26,718,651 Uploader: SergioFoobar Uploaded: Aug 5, 2010 Duration: 3m22s Rating: 4.94
22:00 <simba> youre the best... better than all the rest... better than every one...
22:00 <simba> everyone ive ever met
23:00 <Matthew> pretty sure Tina wrote that about me
23:00 <Doodle> she wrote it about her favourite wig
24:00 <faux> Tina
24:00 <simba> Tina Turner
24:00 <TheRiddler> Tina arena
25:00 <Matthew> love them both
25:00 <Matthew> but Arena just slightly ahead
25:00 <couleurs> Tina Tuna
25:00 <faux> lol
25:00 <faux> a head
25:00 <Doodle> jane turner > tina turner
25:00 <faux> i wouldnt mind a Head 
25:00 <Matthew> they are going to change the name of Rod Laver Arena to the 'Tina Arena Arena' at her next concert in Melbourne
26:00 <simba> i wouldnt mind a foot haha
26:00 <Doodle> thats dumb
26:00 <Matthew> I think it's clever and witty, actually
26:00 <simba> why not call it sabrina the teenage arena
26:00 <couleurs> that's something i'd say on irc 
26:00 <Matthew> now THAT is one god damn awful show
26:00 <couleurs> how is it becoming a reality 
26:00 <Matthew> how that lasted as long as it did... and even worse now in syndication... is beyond me
26:00 <simba> yea
27:00 <simba> whos rod laver anyway
27:00 <Doodle> [00:26] <Matthew> I think it's clever and witty, actually
27:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <Doodle> ur kidn m8
27:00 <faux> LOL
27:00 <Doodle> an 8yo could have come up with that
27:00 <faux> tina arena arena
27:00 <faux> fucking dicks
27:00 <Matthew> I just totally made that up, btw ... there are no plans to do that
27:00 <faux> im tired
27:00 <Matthew> but I laughed at myself
27:00 <erlich> lmao
27:00 <Matthew> so it was worth it
27:00 <Doodle> i'd go to the tina arena arena fucking dicks show
28:00 <simba> that was brilliant
28:00 <faux> is tina arrna the one in Chains
28:00 <faux> or the blck 1
28:00 <doctor> Tiny Tina's huge cock
28:00 <Doodle> faux tina arena is the one with the sorrento moon
28:00 <faux> oh
28:00 <faux> whos in chains
28:00 <Matthew> Tina Arena sings 'Chains' , 'Need Your Body' and my personal favourite 'Sorrento Moon' (Which I listen to each time I go down to the peninsula)
29:00 <faux> oh
29:00 <faux> yes
29:00 <faux> tt
29:00 <faux> ty
29:00 <Matthew> she also made the 40 minute speech at the ARIAs this year that pissed everyone off
29:00 <Doodle> thats a song about her butt
29:00 <simba> some CLASSICS in here... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi6ef91IiUg
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Classic Nokia Ringtones Views: 296,082 Uploader: telecomguy10 Uploaded: Oct 2, 2011 Duration: 9m22s Rating: 4.51
29:00 <simba> Kick is the best
29:00 <couleurs> I heard they are going to change the name of Rod Laver Arena to the 'Justin Bieber Hyena' at his next concert in Melbourne
29:00 <Doodle> looooooooooool
29:00 <faux> lmao
29:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbJYODtHzLk
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kick Ringtone mono - old original Nokia Ringtone 3210, 3310 for Download Views: 463,046 Uploader: figo85kh Uploaded: Mar 29, 2009 Duration: 0m25s Rating: 4.66
29:00 <Matthew> don't copy jokes, it doesn't suit you.
30:00 <faux> can someone play w my hair til i fal asleep tysm
30:00 <faux> ill give  u a dollar
30:00 <faux> fiddy
30:00 <faux> dammit this is why i need a robot
31:00 <doctor> need urself a fine young gentleman. the kind u see on the front of womens romance novels
31:00 <Matthew> pass... I hate hair
31:00 <Doodle> get a baldy then
31:00 <simba> ill take one for the team
31:00 <Matthew> no. I like looking at it
31:00 <Matthew> I just don't like 'playing' with it
32:00 <faux> ty
32:00 <faux> u all suk
32:00 <Doodle> oh
32:00 <Doodle> i didnt c the question
32:00 <Matthew> this should cheer you up, like it does with me:
32:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTaXtWWR16A#t=4m35s
32:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Madonna - Vogue - MTV Awards 1990 Views: 7,221,693 Uploader: madonna Uploaded: Nov 18, 2010 Duration: 6m25s Rating: 4.79
32:00 <Matthew> the MASTER.
32:00 <faux> no ty
32:00 <erlich> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlhmQQmyMno
33:00 <Doodle> i prefer this version
33:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxVaSLZigFY
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Graham and the Colonel - Vogue Views: 4,809 Uploader: stupidmeatball Uploaded: May 13, 2010 Duration: 2m41s Rating: 5.00
33:00 <simba> faux shampoo and condition my hair 4 me its getting bad
33:00 <amelia> nits
34:00 <simba> in ur dreams
34:00 <Doodle> earwigs
34:00 <amelia> in ur hair
34:00 <Matthew> you should come and see my hairdresser
34:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> amelia r u a chick?
34:00 <Matthew> i get a cut, colour, shampoo/condition each visit... my next appointment is 1pm saturday
34:00 <amelia> romeo did you get your burger for xmas
34:00 <Matthew> before i start work again next week
34:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> yes yes
34:00 <simba> sounds erotic
34:00 <amelia> 1pm saturday wowsers bowsers
35:00 <amelia> wot else is in your calendar
35:00 <faux> how often do u wash it simbz
35:00 <amelia> pls advise
35:00 <Matthew> amelia, no, because you're being a snitchy little nasty so-and-so and you are taking the piss
35:00 <amelia> wot
35:00 <Doodle> she does that
35:00 <amelia> no i am not
35:00 <Doodle> thats why i like her
35:00 <simba> it doesnt be washed
35:00 <Matthew> sounds like you are...
35:00 <amelia> i am being inquisitive
35:00 <faux> what
35:00 <faux> are u joking 
36:00 <amelia> curious
36:00 <erlich> 1pm at the hairdressers, 2pm signing autographs at the local wesatfield shopping centre, busy for 3 hours, then 6pm modelling shoots outside on the beach at night
36:00 <simba> itd be great for dreads if i wasnt white
36:00 <faux> :(
36:00 <Matthew> i thought you were bald...
36:00 <faux> pls wash it asap
36:00 <simba> you
36:00 <faux> j
36:00 <faux> k
36:00 <faux> doesnt it itch and feel gross
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <amelia> dun they say you dun need to wash hair cos the oils kinda wash it n shit or some crap
36:00 <faux> ew
36:00 <amelia> like you train your hair to not need to be washed
37:00 <Matthew> nothing better than somebody else washing your hair and running their long nails through it and rubbing it in
37:00 <faux> i hate the feel of oily hair
37:00 <couleurs> hope you're free at 3pm so we can (Create our own burgers)
37:00 <Matthew> and then putting the little hand held tap of warm water to wash it
37:00 <simba> yea one day i was like i wanna stop rubbing chemicals into my head every day and i just stopped
37:00 <simba> it feels gayer anyway
37:00 <Doodle> .
37:00 <amelia> so you can start washing it every 3rd day n keep stretching it out
37:00 <faux> pix
37:00 <Doodle> simba
37:00 <Doodle> are u a dirty hippy
37:00 <Matthew> i became horny when typing that... not sure why
37:00 <simba> nah, im breathtaking
37:00 <faux> snap me pic of your hair asap pls
37:00 <Matthew> wasn't meant to be so erotic
37:00 <amelia> but your boner away
37:00 <Doodle> o
38:00 <Doodle> no
38:00 <amelia> o no
38:00 <Doodle> o no i will not
38:00 <faux>  NOW PLS
38:00 <Matthew> oh and you can add me to your snapchat as well that you're sending faux
38:00 <Serenity> i know this chick who washes her hair with the apple cider vinegar shit
38:00 <Matthew> send to both FYI.
38:00 <amelia> Maffew you didn't advise me of your calendar
38:00 <simba> it comes out a bit
38:00 <Doodle> i pop up a mountain and wash mine in a stream
38:00 <faux> snap hair now 
38:00 <amelia> DeaR DiaRY
39:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> amelia if you ar a chick...
39:00 <Matthew> my hairdresser owns a business in moonee ponds and she closes early on saturdays so i am her last appointment on saturday... she makes my hair look amazing then we go out and get pissed and end up chucking up on her front lawn
39:00 <simba> pop up ur local mountain
39:00 <Matthew> are you happy now?
39:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> amelia i think your a chick
39:00 <Doodle> ye there are heaps here
39:00 <amelia> send pic of said hair described in above story
39:00 <Serenity> nah amelia has big sagging hairy man balls
39:00 <faux> in her mouth
39:00 <Matthew> she does
39:00 <amelia> romeo do you has an adams apple
40:00 <Matthew> and they smell of gooch sweat
40:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> yeah i do
40:00 <Matthew> so eww!!!
40:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> :)
40:00 <Doodle> olawd
40:00 <Doodle> what is wrong with u people
40:00 <amelia> i will flop dem in your face Serenity
40:00 <Serenity> ill kick your neck out from under your head m8
40:00 <amelia> I'll sit on you
40:00 <Matthew> the only balls allowed near Serenity's face are mine when we meet and she is filming me giving it up the arse to my friend, amelia
40:00 <Matthew> so take the hint = NO.
40:00 <Doodle> whoah
40:00 <Doodle> ok
41:00 <Serenity> im down for that
41:00 <faux> pic
41:00 <Serenity> they better be fucking waxed too
41:00 <amelia> ok
41:00 <amelia> well
41:00 <Doodle> rrrrrrrrip
41:00 <amelia> hm
41:00 <faux> Matthew: show us your balls
41:00 <Matthew> strike a pose... there's nothing to ittt... VOGUEEEE
41:00 <Doodle> lol
41:00 <Doodle> u scared amelia's bum away
41:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> poppycock
41:00 <TheRiddler> she'll compare it to a fruit for you
41:00 <Serenity> ive never seen amelia run like that
41:00 <TheRiddler> :P
41:00 <Matthew> good
41:00 <Matthew> she's being a smart arse to me
42:00 <TheRiddler> them too
42:00 <Matthew> i will put the bitch back in her place
42:00 <faux> lol
42:00 <faux> shes gone to f her b
42:00 <faux> obv
42:00 <TheRiddler> she didn't have to leave to do that :p
42:00 <Matthew> she's gone to rub the sweaty gooch smell from her balls
42:00 <faux> oh ok
43:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> digital cum
43:00 <faux> why teh fuck hasnt simba sent a pic of his dreads yet
43:00 <simba> man i hate photos
43:00 <Matthew> yes... my snapchat from simba have been extremely quiet of late
43:00 <simba> digital cum
43:00 <faux> oh there it is
43:00 <faux> phew
43:00 <faux> yum
43:00 <faux> it actually looks good wtf
43:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> can anyone here score xtc?
44:00 <Matthew> i'm not enjoying this silence rather than the 'ding' that accompanies new snapchats
44:00 <erlich> i just take 1000 photos and select the te top 10 out of that, then ask faux and friends which ones are the best out of that
44:00 <faux> ny hair looks like death if i dont wash it
44:00 <faux> jelly
44:00 <simba> nah it doesnt its just dark
44:00 <faux> replaying
44:00 <erlich> black dark?
45:00 <faux> oh damn i cant 
45:00 <faux> lame
45:00 <faux> ew
45:00 <simba> THE black knight on THE black horse
46:00 <Matthew> i was going to send simba a snapchat the other morning after the 1-0 result... but i thought that would be nasty and uncalled for
46:00 <Matthew> so better judgement prevailed
46:00 <faux> why is it 23 degrees
47:00 <faux> at 12:45am
47:00 <faux> summer sux
47:00 <simba> nah do it
47:00 <simba> i like nasty and uncalled for
47:00 <Matthew> an extremely rare scenario called 'SUMMER'
47:00 <Matthew> where it can get WARM
47:00 <faux> ty
47:00 <TheRiddler> it's cool here
47:00 <faux> im going to sleep ninis :*
48:00 <Serenity> noight
48:00 <Matthew> I read some very bad things about Nutella today
48:00 <simba> Night
48:00 <simba> What did Nutella do this time
48:00 <Matthew> i need to show you the image
48:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> another satisfied customer
49:00 <Matthew> i love seeing something really great on facebook then wanting to see it an hour later on your wall and can never fucking find it
49:00 <simba> u got the good shards romeo?"\
49:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> shards?
49:00 <TheRiddler> night faux
50:00 <simba> u got the sticky icky>
50:00 <simba> ?
50:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> weed?
51:00 <Matthew> ok i found it
51:00 <simba> u got the dank shit?
51:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> sorta
51:00 <simba> yum
51:00 <simba> is palm oil good for u
51:00 <Matthew> no
52:00 <Matthew> and they cut down forests in indonesia for it
52:00 <simba> i drink a lot of red bull mate im happily going down with the ship
52:00 <Matthew> which means less monkeys and other wildlife
52:00 <Matthew> good. so next time you criticise me for my occassional over drinking ... you think about your nutella & red bull.
52:00 <simba> lol
53:00 <Matthew> oh give it a rest, Juliet
53:00 <simba> how about i keep bringing up your alcoholism and you can pay me out for not resisting a red bull every day
54:00 <Matthew> if I was an alcholic... I would be drinking every single day
54:00 <Matthew> I might have one session per week
54:00 <Matthew> Red Bull & Nutella could be a daily thing
54:00 <simba> lol
54:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> memory
54:00 <simba> that nutella with my name on it was just an xmas gift
55:00 <Matthew> in my uni days... i would be out Tuesday nights (Cheers), Thursdays (Billboards), Fridays (the Royal or Mt Alexander Road), Saturday (CQ or Eve) and Sundays (Starbar)
55:00 <Matthew> that is potential PROBLEM material
55:00 <Matthew> not now
55:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> :>
56:00 <simba> ur a rompa
56:00 <simba> r u in bed by 1 now?
56:00 <Matthew> most nights, except fridays or saturdays
56:00 <Matthew> we alternate which might we go out now
56:00 <Matthew> this week its saturday
57:00 <simba> i only go out to play smash bros 
57:00 <Matthew> I graduated from Uni over 5 years ago now... so that was a while back
58:00 <Matthew> I enjoyed it but financially taxing sometimes & bad for the body
58:00 <Matthew> these were the days I used to work most Saturdays and some Sundays... did not like getting up after those nights and going to work
58:00 <Matthew> :(
58:00 <simba> yea u gotta watch those money matches and look after ur hands
59:00 <simba> youth have the best dexterity and no hand problems yet
59:00 <simba> but they dont have the brains
59:00 <simba> thats where we win
59:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> fish
59:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> FISH!
59:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> TROUT
59:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> better fish
59:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> snapper
59:00 <Matthew> I am more refined in behaviour these days... house parties are more the thing at the moment
59:00 <simba> King George Whiting
00:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> pink snapper
00:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> yeah yeah
00:00 <Matthew> and thankfully, most of the time, not mine... because they get messy
00:00 <simba> does any1 play smash?
00:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> what's that simba?
00:00 <simba> super smash bros
00:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> is it mario?
00:00 <simba> mario n niggaz
00:00 <simba> mario and his husband luigi
00:00 <Matthew> im playing online now
01:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> you get a slap Matthew cause all parties are gay
01:00 <Clarkson> we can all share the same penis
01:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> fuck you nerdy girl
01:00 <simba> yea, parties are for ppl who dont have smash bros set ups yet xDDD
01:00 <Clarkson> lol i never gave a shit about ppl at school
02:00 <Matthew> yeah how dare I enjoy my youth
02:00 <Matthew> very bad of me
02:00 <simba> i enjoy the youth
02:00 <Matthew> should've sat home and watched Gilmore Girls online
02:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> 12 year olds
02:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> +
02:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> ooo i like gilmore girls
03:00 <Matthew> I play super mario 3 online sometimes
03:00 <Matthew> they have sites that you can play it off
03:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> i play resident evil 
03:00 <Matthew> i am more nostalgic clearly
04:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> it's my birthday soon
04:00 <Matthew> my birthday is in June ... the middle day of the year
04:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> i turn 32 i'm having no party cause i have no friends
04:00 <Matthew> quite perfect ... away from Easter, away from Christmas... away from most other people in my family's birthdays
04:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> but at least i can get drunk
06:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> my dope dealer has run out of weed
06:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> <+]\^alienated-Romeo_> i get 30 bucks spending money tommorow
06:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> <+]\^alienated-Romeo_> might spend it
06:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> <+]\^alienated-Romeo_> might not
06:00 <Matthew> lol
09:00 <Matthew> smoking is bad for your health, fyi
10:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> good
10:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> i hope i die
10:00 <Matthew> don't say that.
10:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> and the blood is on the governments hands
10:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> <+]\^alienated-Romeo_> BABYGIRL are you hyper from coffee?
10:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> <@BABYGIRL> lol
10:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> <@BABYGIRL> might aswell cant do anything else rightvlol
10:00 <]\^alienated-Romeo_> <+]\^alienated-Romeo_> oh huh?
21:00 <simba> wb under
21:00 <under> how you doing my man
21:00 <simba> gr8
21:00 <simba> u ? 
21:00 <under> very good
21:00 <under> planning my movement to us
22:00 <simba> brilliant
22:00 <erlich> which area?
40:00 <bee_hornet> https://radio.abc.net.au/stations/local_melbourne/live?play=true
41:00 <simba> yea where abouts
27:00 <Reclaim_Australia> I am here on behalf of the United Indigenous Aboriginal Tribes of Australia, the original and REAL true Australians
28:00 <Reclaim_Australia> a revolution is brewing
28:00 <Reclaim_Australia> We are going to take back this land which was originally ours
28:00 <Reclaim_Australia> all you white dogs and foreign immigrant devils take heed
28:00 <Reclaim_Australia> the sleeping giant, after 40,000 years, has awoken from the dreamtime
29:00 <Reclaim_Australia> to unless its wrath towards the wrongs suffered by its people
30:00 <Bonny> unleash*
30:00 <Reclaim_Australia> you white people go back to europe.
30:00 <Reclaim_Australia> you asian people go back to asia.
31:00 <Reclaim_Australia> you muslim people go back to middle east.
32:00 <flammable> Serenity
33:00 <flammable> [05:13] (tisk) she said she gave a handjob for cake
33:00 <flammable> is that true xD
33:00 <flammable> you might be my new hero
47:00 <faux> lol.
41:00 <Serenity> yeah.. i gave a handjob for cake..
41:00 <Serenity> really..
51:00 <ShadowLurker> well i never got you any cake
52:00 <Anarchy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsoDxdzth1M
52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Archer - Best of Krieger Views: 457,304 Uploader: Christian Stevenson Uploaded: Jul 29, 2013 Duration: 6m7s Rating: 4.87
52:00 <Anarchy> i give fux for good cake.
53:00 <Anarchy> did you know you can order and build your own icecream cake from cold rock.
57:00 <gs69azza> i want cake
59:00 <flammable> lol Serenity
59:00 <flammable> knew it ;k
59:00 <flammable> ;)*
04:00 <Trevor> life is a mystery everyone must stand alone i hear you call my name and it feels like home
08:00 <Serenity> yeah Im not really in the trade of doing sexual favours for food hey
10:00 <Doodle> oh
12:00 <Trevor> see what u did 2 poor doodle
12:00 <Trevor> u dicked him
14:00 <Serenity> its ok he will survive
14:00 <Trevor> how do u no
15:00 <Trevor> !!!!!!!!!!1
16:00 <Trevor> bbl scoring ice
16:00 <Trevor> and coke
16:00 <Serenity> (y)
22:00 <simba> twitter account not doing so well?
43:00 <flammable> sez, how have u been?
23:00 <Matthew> welcome to the exquisite faux
29:00 <faux> hi there
19:00 <Matthew> i love it when we're cruising togetherrr
11:00 <TheRon> i really am
16:00 <zaim> not now TheRon.
16:00 <TheRon> something so strong could carry us away
16:00 <TheRon> boobs?
18:00 <TheRon> under the milky way tonight
24:00 <zaim> anyone watch blue mountain state here
24:00 <TheRon> never heard of it
24:00 <TheRon> any nude chicks?
25:00 <Doodle> TheRon watches a different kind of mountin if u no wut i meen
25:00 <TheRon> 520?
25:00 <Doodle> sure
25:00 <TheRon> 420 in queensland
26:00 <TheRon> which state grows the best weed?
26:00 <TheRon> victoria surely
27:00 <Doodle> i dunno i dont smoke weed from other states
27:00 <Doodle> its probably got flies in it
27:00 <TheRon> why isn't there a weed fly warning when you cross the border?
27:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <TheRon> could destroy crops
28:00 <Doodle> indeed
29:00 <TheRon> every little she does is magic
29:00 <TheRon> thing
29:00 <Doodle> gordon sumner
30:00 <TheRon> who is that?
30:00 <Doodle> sting
30:00 <TheRon> ah yes! well done
30:00 <TheRon> only one gordon now
31:00 <TheRon> he cooks and sears a lot
31:00 <Doodle> lol ye
31:00 <Doodle> speaking of cooking i better go do some
31:00 <Doodle> bblzzzzzzzzzz
31:00 <TheRon> steak?
32:00 <Doodle> fish
32:00 <TheRon> steak?
32:00 <Doodle> yes
32:00 <TheRon> excellent
34:00 <TheRon> just from a distant sun, we'll shower over everyone
39:00 <TheRon> it was heat of the moment, telling me what my heart meant
44:00 <TheRon> in your eyes, i light the heat
51:00 <TheRon> i guess you're just what i needed
58:00 <TheRon> that's why i tell you, you'd better be home soon
59:00 <simba> 420 TheRon
00:00 <TheRon> i don't smoke
01:00 <TheRon> essendon top up players?
01:00 <TheRon> crowley? that could just add to their drug taking ways
10:00 <TheRon> i can feel it coming the air tonight oh lord
14:00 <TheRon> i can feel it coming the air tonight oh lord
14:00 <simba> You smoke.
15:00 <simba> essendon top up players? who cares lol
15:00 <simba> they should be relegated dont you think
15:00 <simba> VFL is such a joke
15:00 <TheRon> port top up players?
15:00 <TheRon> spend a year as bendigo bombers and come back?
17:00 <TheRon> still fuckign 35 degrees in ballarat
18:00 <simba> we dont need any 
18:00 <TheRon> port still asked
18:00 <simba> i think they have 2 have 18 teams otherwise they wouldve been fucked
18:00 <simba> maybe a ruck man
19:00 <TheRon> gte jamar over
19:00 <simba> yea not bad 1
19:00 <simba> he still playing
19:00 <TheRon> where?
20:00 <TheRon> couleurs: is bvb loking for a ruckman?
21:00 <couleurs> No.
21:00 <TheRon> damn
21:00 <TheRon> that's mark jamar out
23:00 <couleurs> BvB einen numero unero
28:00 <couleurs> bunducksliga #1
28:00 <couleurs> epl sux dix
28:00 <TheRon> take me down to the paradise city
29:00 <couleurs> :p
31:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j37tPuVB_ck
31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: BunDucksLiga 2016 - The Qualifying Views: 19,157 Uploader: Bundesliga Uploaded: Jan 18, 2016 Duration: 8m7s Rating: 4.95
31:00 <couleurs> told u
31:00 <Lumeah> Where the grass is green n the girls are pretty
31:00 <couleurs> !!!!!!
31:00 <Lumeah> Oi! 
31:00 <Lumeah> Man.. 
31:00 <couleurs> :p
31:00 <Lumeah> :pp
31:00 <couleurs> bun dux lega!!!!!!!!
32:00 <simba> melbourne
32:00 <Lumeah> Wtf
32:00 <simba> dr. dre's la galaxy
32:00 <couleurs> :)
34:00 <simba> how you bin Lumeah
34:00 <simba> you bin laden
34:00 <Lumeah> Lol
34:00 <Lumeah> Yup blow you fckers up with my womd
35:00 <simba> Obama bean Bomin'
37:00 <Lumeah> His race are the weapons of mass destruction 
39:00 <simba> he's a yankee doodle doo
39:00 <simba> through and thru
43:00 <Lumeah> Horrible people... We should force them to be nice.. Where are there raping n pillaf
43:00 <Lumeah> Pillaging 
44:00 <simba> lets not talk about those nasty americans
45:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXFXwenVJg4 jAm of jAnuarY
45:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Gwen Stefani - Luxurious ft. Slim Thug Views: 14,926,912 Uploader: GwenStefaniVEVO Uploaded: Oct 5, 2009 Duration: 4m4s Rating: 4.85
46:00 <couleurs> slim slug
47:00 <simba> jim salami and lil slug
48:00 <couleurs> bunducksliga best league ever
49:00 <simba> TOR!!!!!
49:00 <simba> when it back
50:00 <simba> Emre Can
50:00 <couleurs> lol stuttgert got stucke
50:00 <couleurs> 28tthhh
51:00 <simba> monchengladbanchs
53:00 <couleurs> bro russia munken gladbach
55:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xa6c2Gx_A8
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Le Zap de Spi0n nÂ°295 Views: 120,062 Uploader: Zap2Spi0n Uploaded: Jan 18, 2016 Duration: 62m15s Rating: 4.92
55:00 <couleurs> le zap de spioen!!!!!!
04:00 <simba> Great video. Loving the obscure content.
04:00 <couleurs> better then failarmy bs that 1 4 faggits
05:00 <simba> Fail Army has over 107k Facebook likes, so they must be doing something right?
06:00 <couleurs> Skirmish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
07:00 <simba> lmao the kid who turns his head 170 degrees
11:00 <MrMark> boooo!
11:00 <Matthew> ohhh babyyy
15:00 <couleurs> lol auto dog car wash!!!!!!
20:00 <Matthew> wow..
20:00 <Matthew> is TheRiddler going overseas?
21:00 <couleurs> lol staple guy wtf dude!!!!!!
24:00 <Matthew> welcome Serenity
25:00 <Serenity> o/
28:00 <simba> staple guy is absolute mentalist
30:00 <Matthew> kewl
31:00 <couleurs> lmao monkey masterbateing
31:00 <couleurs> now i sean it all
34:00 <couleurs> lmao
34:00 <couleurs> anime guy wins!!!!!!
38:00 <couleurs> oh shit bisou snake bich!!!!!!
38:00 <couleurs> that fucked up!!!!!!
50:00 <Matthew> bye Hewitt
02:00 <simba> old guy getting scared easily owns
03:00 <Doodle> u bastard
03:00 <Clarkson> lots of sluts
03:00 <Matthew> where
03:00 <Doodle> frankston
03:00 <Matthew> eww
03:00 <simba> SPION KOP
04:00 <simba> vous sentez comme un régime de bananes pourries
04:00 <Matthew> boer war
04:00 <Doodle> what
04:00 <Matthew> the spion kop occured during the boar war in south africa
05:00 <Doodle> oh
05:00 <Doodle> k
05:00 <simba> oh ok
05:00 <simba> is that when Solid Snake was sent out to kill Big Boss?
05:00 <Doodle> lol
05:00 <simba> thus becoming Big Boss....
06:00 <Matthew> no. it's when britain were fighting for its land (or what they thought was theirs) against the boers (dutch)
06:00 <simba> frank de boer?
07:00 <Matthew> i know (or think) you were referring to something football related... but that's where the original word/s come from
07:00 <Matthew> and they are linked.
11:00 <simba> link from the legend of zelda?
12:00 <Matthew> NO
12:00 <simba> Words and their meanings: A Tuesday night on IRC with Matthew de Boer.
12:00 <Matthew> i am glaring at you right now.
12:00 <simba> Get a warm cup of joe and nestle in, your brain is about to expand somewhat significantly!
13:00 <Matthew> `ignore simba
16:00 <couleurs> heheheh
22:00 <simba>  hell, man, I feel spoiled even when not having to count brackets in excel
23:00 <Matthew> go ZHANG... won first set 6-4
27:00 <couleurs> xbox or ps? their can only b 1
28:00 <Matthew> xbox!!!
28:00 <Doodle> ps4!!!
28:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!
28:00 <Doodle> agreed
29:00 <couleurs> we win.
29:00 <Matthew> xbox one wins
31:00 <simba> gamecube
32:00 <Matthew> eww
33:00 <simba> ok panda
33:00 <couleurs> snes goat
33:00 <Matthew> somebody who needs youuu.... everywhere you loooook
33:00 <simba> CRUSH...
34:00 <Matthew> I FUCKING KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT.
34:00 <Matthew> I was (   ) this close to saying "don't say CRUSH"
34:00 <simba> CLOUD STRIFE...
35:00 <Matthew> it's just... ahh... a little CRUSH
36:00 <Matthew> welcome Immutable
36:00 <Immutable> I feel so welcome
36:00 <Immutable> is this IRC ?
36:00 <Matthew> no tbh
37:00 <simba> kork kum
37:00 <Immutable> :O
37:00 <Immutable> someones speaking klingon
38:00 <Matthew> simba loves cum
39:00 <Matthew> http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/tours/madonna-denies-she-was-drunk-on-stage/news-story/587d855efb604b80819c1005c975cf91
39:00 <simba> klingon krap
46:00 <faux> phew
46:00 <thestig> faux it raining here :P
46:00 <faux> lovely
47:00 <faux> rain rules
47:00 <Picard> nuffy
47:00 <thestig> picard did you google a new word to feel younger? lol
47:00 <faux> lol
47:00 <thestig> oh u got rain end of week
47:00 <Doodle> christ on a bike it rains in wa and #perth acts like its the 2nd coming
47:00 <faux> lmao
47:00 <thestig> doodle it is lol
47:00 <Picard> no, i found your old pic and lol'ed at it
47:00 <Picard> lol Doodle
47:00 <faux> poor doodle and his endless winters
47:00 <thestig> nice comeback does it come in mens??
48:00 <Doodle> its 30 atm
48:00 <faux> BUT WHY DOES PICARD KEEP LAUGHING AT PEOPLES LOOK WHEN HE LOOKS LIKE A SUNBURNT SNOWMAN
48:00 <faux> woah caps
48:00 <thestig> hahaha
48:00 <Doodle> looool
48:00 <faux> passionate statement
48:00 <Doodle> caps 4 effekt
48:00 <faux> lol
48:00 <thestig> caps woke me up lol
48:00 <faux> wheres couleurs 
48:00 <faux> i watched teh first ep of making a murderer
48:00 <Picard> no caps u rag head bitch
48:00 <faux> LOL
49:00 <Picard> :P
49:00 <faux> calm down toastie the snowman 
49:00 <Picard> on ya knees bitch.
49:00 <faux> you literally look like an EOS lipbalm
50:00 <faux> I'll wait for you to google it to see the similarity 
50:00 <thestig> hahaha
50:00 <thestig> lobster with a bashed crab face
54:00 <couleurs> hi fax
54:00 <Matthew> urgh
55:00 <Picard> :)
55:00 <Matthew> james duckworth is like 100x hotter than hewitt
55:00 <Picard> thestig you have a very large head
55:00 <Picard> fyi he has a gf
55:00 <Matthew> in more ways than one ... and i'm not talking about his dick
56:00 <Picard> nice recruit the bombers picked up today 
56:00 <Matthew> we will have to recruit diligently to stay competitive
56:00 <Picard> lol
56:00 <simba> who?
57:00 <Picard> some drug cheat
57:00 <Picard> Crowley
57:00 <Matthew> they are announcing the other 9 recruits tomorrow
57:00 <simba> Drug Crew Marching On
57:00 <faux> hi couleurs
57:00 <simba> Have you tried cheating the AFL system before? Don the Sash in 2016.
57:00 <simba> OoPS
57:00 <Picard> yes, the bombers shoot up,up.up
58:00 <Picard> lol
58:00 <faux> aw
58:00 <Picard> poor matty
58:00 <Picard> takes it to heart
58:00 <Picard> its just a fuking game
58:00 <simba> it is only game
59:00 <Picard> wb Matthew
59:00 <Matthew> ta
00:00 <Picard> we thought u left in a rage
00:00 <Matthew> i did. stfu about drugs.
00:00 <Picard> lol
00:00 <Picard> where is tania?
01:00 <simba> ryan "shards" crowley
01:00 <simba> new captain
01:00 <faux> Welcome back to the divine Matthew 
01:00 <Matthew> tania zaetta? at home on the gold coast...
01:00 <simba> imagine if his requirement for joining was holding in a triple hitter for 10 seconds
01:00 <Matthew> thank you to the sublime faux for the delightful welcome
01:00 <Picard> Matthew if u were straight would u fuck faux?
01:00 <Clarkson> but i fucking did.
02:00 <Matthew> bit hard to assess that when I've never seen her ... but I do enjoy her personality
02:00 <simba> lol
02:00 <Picard> oh
03:00 <Picard> well lets just say her personality is her only good point :P
03:00 <Picard> rude
04:00 <Picard> faux knows i luv her
04:00 <faux> lol
04:00 <Picard> she has sexy feet
04:00 <faux> ww
04:00 <faux> ew
04:00 <faux> stop it
04:00 <simba> Don't push it, DOme Head.
04:00 <ooomp> Sexy feet? What defines sexy
05:00 <Matthew> quite seriously I would consider feet in general the most grotesque and unsexy part of the human body
05:00 <ooomp> How do you feel about armpits Matthew
05:00 <Matthew> I rate the armpit higher than feet... there you go
06:00 <ooomp> Amazing
06:00 <simba> Wow.
06:00 <Picard> lol
06:00 <Picard> feet aresexy
06:00 <simba> whats sexier: arm pits or father son porn?
07:00 <ooomp> simba. No.
07:00 <Picard> stop!!
07:00 <simba> oh, its a fetish of matts
07:00 <Matthew> oh... you're going to get on this little high horse again are we?
07:00 <Matthew> mr. moral compass of high ground
07:00 <ooomp> Why the attraction to incest, yuck.
08:00 <Matthew> there is NO attraction to incest, FFS.
08:00 <Matthew> it was a video that had a FATHER-IN-LAW busting his SON-IN-LAW (of no blood relation) watching porn
08:00 <ooomp> You have this video?
08:00 <Matthew> and the fact they were pretty much the same age in a FICTIONAL video added the entertainment video
08:00 <ooomp> Or watched it
08:00 <Matthew> I watched it
09:00 <ooomp> Why would you watch it
09:00 <Matthew> because it was on my screen of options
09:00 <ooomp> Right
09:00 <Matthew> I seriously don't get the big deal about that video... it had nothing to do with incest
09:00 <ooomp> Each to their own I suppose
09:00 <Matthew> simba just wants to create drama
10:00 <ooomp> It's the fact it's a specific role play
10:00 <Maurice> The question is, were they hot
10:00 <Matthew> they were, yes ... I can provide the link in PM to anybody interested
10:00 <simba> lol @ being on a high horse about not fucking your dad
10:00 <simba> ur a krakka
11:00 <Maurice> But it wasn't his dad
11:00 <ooomp> I'll take a look Matthew
11:00 <simba> sorry... SON-IN-LAW
11:00 <Matthew> you clearly have never been in a meaningful relationship, have you? to understand the term of "in law"
11:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <Matthew> which means NOT YOUR OWN PARENT or BLOOD RELATION
11:00 <Matthew> you fucking Adelaidian fruitcake
11:00 <Clarkson> I pretty much put the cockhead in his place tho
11:00 <simba> if i was to become a lawyer would i be a son in law
12:00 <Matthew> you're pushing my buttons tonight, and I know you're doing it deliberately, so stop.
12:00 <simba> i wasnt trying very hard
12:00 <simba> ill thtop
12:00 <faux> lmao
12:00 <faux> ily clarkson
12:00 <Clarkson> you can get male sex dolls as well i am lead to beleive
13:00 <ooomp> simba would you do your daughter in law
13:00 <Picard> im getting into Faye Reagan porn a bit latelly 
13:00 <simba> No that's sickening. *rides off on the highest horse*
13:00 <Picard> lol
13:00 <Matthew> I love the fact that a clearly fictional porn video can be interpreted as being a fan of "incest"
13:00 <Matthew> just shows you the mentality of SOME of the people here.
14:00 <doctor> porn is disgraceful
14:00 <simba> i love how it becomes a big drama instead of a failed jibe because Matthew is back
14:00 <faux> lolllllll
14:00 <simba> That's how we're different, you and I. *rides off on a Drug-Fuelled Bomber
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <ooomp> Matthew. It's more so the fact that people view the fantasy and harbour the want to do it in real life
14:00 <simba> i wasnt gonna say that
14:00 <Matthew> i'm going. FUCK YOU!!!!
14:00 <simba> i accidentally hit enter
15:00 <ooomp> Good ol rage quit
15:00 <doctor> he's quite sensitive
15:00 <ooomp> Probably off to watch more porn
15:00 <Clarkson> shove the plank up your arse cunt lol
15:00 <faux> daddy daughter porn fuk ye
15:00 <Clarkson> you dumb ass
15:00 <doctor> ive numbed myself with too much pornographic materials 
16:00 <ooomp> No, its because you rubbed too much
16:00 <Matthew> enough of your antics, cunt
16:00 <Clarkson> n u shit me off
16:00 <ooomp> wb Matthew
16:00 <doctor> according to science, pornography changes the structure of the brain and causes psychotic illnesses in adolescent koalas
17:00 <Matthew> ty ooomp
17:00 <Picard> lol
17:00 <Picard> Matthew relax
17:00 <Matthew> I am very relaxed, FYI. I just don't enjoy how people deliberately line me up
17:00 <ooomp> Picard watches granny porn?
17:00 <doctor> its alg
17:00 <faux> Welcome back to the exquisite Matthew 
17:00 <simba> do you play any games at all Matthew
18:00 <Matthew> no. I'm not 13 anymore.
18:00 <simba> burned
18:00 <simba> hows that power rangers collection going then
18:00 <Matthew> great. I am going to ebay it.
18:00 <Matthew> and get thousands
18:00 <simba> nice
20:00 <Serenity> adelaidian fruitcake. lold IRL fyi
20:00 <Matthew> I know what you are insinuating by saying that, simba ... but FYI: bit hard to "play" with toys when they are all sealed in boxes from like 1993
20:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <simba> TITANUS
21:00 <simba> have you got all of this? http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Power-Rangers-1993-Bulk-Toy-Collection-Megazord-Dragonzord-Titanus-MORE-/252254400257?hash=item3abb88af01:g:k9cAAOSwp5JWVrWy
21:00 <Matthew> i've got more than that
21:00 <Matthew> all in boxes... which you have seen
21:00 <Serenity> have you legit got power ranger toys
21:00 <thestig> lollllllllll
21:00 <faux> pix
21:00 <simba> that guys never gonna sell all that for 1k
21:00 <Serenity> i want to see them plz
21:00 <simba> youll have to find some die hard nutter
22:00 <Immutable> eh there are plenty of power rangers collectors out there
22:00 <Matthew> umm simba... he will EASILY get that much
22:00 <faux> r u 1 o dem
22:00 <Matthew> you obviously don't know your PR merchandise very well
22:00 <Serenity> MATTHEW STOP IGNORING ME AND SHOW ME
22:00 <Matthew> OK boss
22:00 <simba> cant say i do *blushes*
22:00 <simba> lets see if he sells that shit for 1.5
22:00 <simba> if he does ur ballin
23:00 <simba> show us what you have
23:00 <Matthew> one of those MIB is worth $400-500 alone
23:00 <Matthew> so he will easily get $US1,000 for the rest
23:00 <Serenity> simba do you have any significant allergies to not being a tosser?
23:00 <faux> ehehe tight anus
24:00 <simba> for you Serenity ill always be a tosser
24:00 <Serenity> evidently
25:00 <Matthew> i would have to get all those boxes out of storage again ... simba can you just vouch for me here that i do have all those in that last link and more ?
25:00 <simba> i have no idea thats why i asked to see
25:00 <Serenity> ill take your word for it ok
25:00 <Serenity> i just wanted to see
26:00 <Matthew> alright... be back in 5
26:00 <faux> a sailor went to see see see
26:00 <faux> to sea what he could sea sea sea
26:00 <Serenity> and all that he could sea sea sea
27:00 <Serenity> was the bottom of the deep blue STFU
27:00 <Immutable> zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZ there needs to be a third type of capitalisation
27:00 <faux> rude
27:00 <Serenity> my tongue feels weird
27:00 <Serenity> i think im dying
28:00 <faux> I left
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <faux> oh ok
28:00 <simba> TITANUS: 22" head to tail!
29:00 <Immutable> noooooooo
29:00 <Immutable> not Serenity take... ....... . .. ......
29:00 <Immutable> Obama
29:00 <slower> trump
30:00 <Immutable> whoa I hate Obama way more than I hate Trump
30:00 <simba> i hate obama
31:00 <Immutable> I love his anouncements where nothing happens after
31:00 <Immutable> I'm fresh out of inspiration for his shit
31:00 <faux> k
31:00 <simba> bring on the next president he'll get it right
32:00 <Immutable> Wonder whether it will be Trump or not
35:00 <simba> definitely not
36:00 <simba> he'll be dead by the time Black Jesus gets 4 more years isnt that whats happening
36:00 <Matthew> ok back
36:00 <Grim> wb
36:00 <Matthew> http://s16.postimg.org/me3ir1b1x/IMG_4216.jpg
37:00 <Matthew> http://s30.postimg.org/5lqjgrbup/IMG_4217.jpg
37:00 <simba> go go power rangers
37:00 <Matthew> http://s11.postimg.org/4478vrv4j/IMG_4218.jpg
38:00 <Matthew> http://s22.postimg.org/v5lkifhtt/IMG_4219.jpg
38:00 <couleurs> is this your personal collection Matthew?
39:00 <Matthew> it is one i've had for many years and will sell... eventually
39:00 <faux> cool
39:00 <simba> kool
39:00 <doctor> mightily morphin
39:00 <simba> no TITANUS tho
39:00 <Immutable> that flute thing pissed me off so much as a kid 
39:00 <Matthew> im not finished yet
39:00 <Immutable> I still want one though
40:00 <simba> do u... have a TITANUS??
40:00 <doctor> ne nood pix?
40:00 <Matthew> http://s23.postimg.org/luj696hmz/IMG_4220.jpg
40:00 <faux> teh red power ranger was leb
40:00 <faux> #lebfact 103
40:00 <simba> evil space aliens!!!!!!!!!
40:00 <couleurs> u gonna b a rich bich Matthew 
40:00 <Matthew> http://s11.postimg.org/4esjkcdw3/IMG_4221.jpg
41:00 <faux> fun
41:00 <doctor> ill pay $20 
41:00 <simba> thats bonkers
41:00 <doctor> for the lot
41:00 <faux> lol
41:00 <Matthew> http://s29.postimg.org/74u7gse13/IMG_4222.jpg
41:00 <faux> sold 
41:00 <couleurs> let's split it doctor 
41:00 <faux> wtf theres more
41:00 <couleurs> then sell the lot to TheRiddler for $2k
41:00 <doctor> lol
41:00 <couleurs> n BOOM
42:00 <faux> LOL
42:00 <couleurs> Auction Cowboys Australia
42:00 <couleurs> Yee Haw!!!!
42:00 <faux> lmaoo boom
42:00 <doctor> put on youtube and get 1 million subscribers
42:00 <faux> i love that Russian 
42:00 <Matthew> http://s8.postimg.org/6opptkh6d/IMG_4223.jpg
42:00 <Picard> have the kids stopped fighting?
42:00 <Matthew> ^ there you go simba... yes i was pissed one night and had to assemble that with a mate
43:00 <couleurs> 1 million subscribers = 1 million dollars
43:00 <Matthew> plus we put the stickers on that came with it lol
43:00 <simba> no, the TITANUS is out on the box
43:00 <simba> looks mad wish u could buy cars like that
44:00 <Matthew> the dilemma is, whenever I choose to sell ... sell separately or TOGETHER ?
44:00 <simba> 2g4
45:00 <Immutable> separately 
45:00 <Immutable> you'll probably make more money
45:00 <simba> r u gonna sell them now
46:00 <Matthew> i figured but it would be easier to pack all as one and send off
46:00 <simba> yea might have 2 ship 2 15 different kents
46:00 <Matthew> i don't need the money so i will keep them for the moment
46:00 <simba> Are you financially stable?
46:00 <Matthew> very much so
46:00 <Matthew> certainly not sell... yet
48:00 <simba> when Adonis transitions https://36.media.tumblr.com/c161f770c916528364b7fe94ea0b7295/tumblr_o0y5w8Pc1g1rlddepo3_400.png
48:00 <Matthew> will wait now for somebody on here to declare "Matthew earns $30,000 a year" or some shit... like they used to do regularly before I left
48:00 <Matthew> think that was Brett or somebody... their common catchphrase
48:00 <simba> that must've been hard
48:00 <Matthew> so difficult lol
49:00 <Matthew> so i took all those photos purely for Serenity ... and she fucks off when i post them
49:00 <Matthew> thanks love
50:00 <simba> what about me
50:00 <Matthew> i already showed you a while back im pretty sure
50:00 <simba> well i enjoyed it all the same 
51:00 <Matthew> you like saying TITANUS , don't you ?
51:00 <Matthew> I wonder if the producers considered the two different words formed in that word before naming it that
51:00 <Matthew> somehow I doubt it
52:00 <simba> TITANUS
53:00 <Matthew> it's called Brachion in Japan
53:00 <Matthew> as it come from Zyuranger
53:00 <simba> ohhhhhhh
53:00 <Serenity> soz i was feeding my kids before welfare gets all upset
53:00 <Matthew> : o
54:00 <Serenity> lol
54:00 <Serenity> those are cool though
56:00 <couleurs> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZEtQjFUkAAX1rp.jpg:large
57:00 <Matthew> charming
58:00 <couleurs> Charmed.
58:00 <Picard> let the little cunts fend for themselves
58:00 <Matthew> rubbish show that one
58:00 <Clarkson> i would call it sluts
58:00 <Matthew> you should watch more family orientated entertainment, like Full House
58:00 <couleurs> agreed Clarkson.
58:00 <Clarkson> What a rude bitch
02:00 <Picard> fuck off hewitt, hope the cunt loses
02:00 <ashleighxtrinity> tea. Earl grey
02:00 <ashleighxtrinity> ay Picard
02:00 <Picard> hot
02:00 <Matthew> go DUCKWORTH
02:00 <Picard> he cant come back for 2 down i dont think
03:00 <Matthew> he's pretty hot when he leaves his hat on
04:00 <Picard> eeeww
04:00 <Picard> stop it
04:00 <Matthew> Duckworth, not Hewitt fyi
05:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/GmGTk8m
06:00 <Grim> both has beens
06:00 <simba> Arran has large dog
07:00 <Matthew> listening to Bette Midler and her worldwide best selling album, "Experience The Divine"
09:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN4AcFzxtdE
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bette Midler - "From A Distance" (Official Music Video) Views: 644,112 Uploader: RHINO Uploaded: Sep 23, 2014 Duration: 4m59s Rating: 4.86
09:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
11:00 <Matthew> hello TheRiddler, when you are heading off overseas?
11:00 <TheRiddler> thursday
11:00 <ashleighxtrinity> ow
11:00 <TheRiddler> sheesh
11:00 <ashleighxtrinity> r00d
11:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.supanova.com.au/activities/book-giveaway-brandon-sandersons-bands-mourning/
12:00 <simba> make sure 2 send us a postcade lol
12:00 <Matthew> yes, that 'postcade' would be most appreciated
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <Picard> lol
12:00 <simba> send me Bette Midler and her worldwide best selling album, "Experience The Divine"
12:00 <Picard> where are u going
13:00 <Matthew> simba, you are such a cunt sometimes
13:00 <simba> was pasting that album name one of them
13:00 <simba> or are u being a btich
15:00 <simba> the way you worded it made me laugh then click the link so it worked
15:00 <simba> so quit bein a bitch bitch xD
15:00 <Matthew> good
15:00 <faux> lol sometimes
15:00 <Matthew> i wasn't saying cunt in a malicious/nasty way
15:00 <simba> phew
15:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/ZNLho.jpg
16:00 <Matthew> music... makes the people... COME TOGETHER
16:00 <faux> YEAH
16:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdz2oW0NMFk
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Madonna - Music Views: 6,614,124 Uploader: Warner Bros. Records Uploaded: Oct 27, 2009 Duration: 4m47s Rating: 4.77
17:00 <simba> god is watching us
17:00 <simba> i wish i could vomit all over fauxs carpet
18:00 <Matthew> a great line from one of Bette's best
18:00 <Matthew> easily the best musical artist to come out of Hawaii
19:00 <simba> Soulful, Christian music
19:00 <simba> Better than that nasty Goat worshipper.
19:00 <Matthew> yes, some of my favourites
19:00 <simba> workin so hard every night and day and now we get the payback
20:00 <Matthew> I also have a thing for Seal ... just not his face
20:00 <Matthew> great artist
22:00 <faux> why would you wanna vomit on my carpet
22:00 <faux> you fuckinf Adelaidian fruitcake
22:00 <Picard> faux id rather cum on your tits :)
22:00 <Clarkson> like his penis 
22:00 <faux> shut up snowman 
22:00 <Picard> no, i love you
22:00 <simba> to see you freak out
22:00 <simba> why else
24:00 <Picard> sick
24:00 <faux> you are a sadistic mong
24:00 <faux> i hope u choke on a Dorito
24:00 <simba> lolll
24:00 <simba> i wouldnt actually do it ok
24:00 <simba> i feel i have to clarify that now
24:00 <faux> phew 
24:00 <simba> i just dont know with you anymore
25:00 <faux> i wouldnt put it past you though
25:00 <faux> jerk
25:00 <simba> you couldnt put a thunderstrike past me if u paid robbie folwer 2 do it #BeastHands #NewNeuer
25:00 <faux> oh ok
25:00 <simba> thats the Serenity 2 in you talking
25:00 <simba> lol
25:00 <faux> i hate u
25:00 <Serenity> fuck off simba
26:00 <simba> lol
26:00 <couleurs> layten hoonwit won best ever #1 guy in cool t-shirt
26:00 <faux> lmao
27:00 <couleurs> suck it duckwog
27:00 <faux> woah
27:00 <couleurs> i wasn't saying it in a malicious/nasty way
27:00 <simba> lol
27:00 <simba> was this the Ballarat lawn bowls championsships
28:00 <couleurs> feat TheRon as the old underdog
28:00 <couleurs> he's back 4 a revenge... and for the free brunch
28:00 <simba> The Brady Bunch > Gilmore Girls
28:00 <Picard> speaking of ballarat, where is the old cunt b1
28:00 <Clarkson> For gods sake look at her boobs
28:00 <couleurs> not 2 mention a perve at da young shielas
29:00 <couleurs> xDDDD
29:00 <simba> talent here tonight eh?
29:00 <couleurs> he died of old age Picard u win
29:00 <Matthew> the Gilmore Girls is a terrible, terrible program
29:00 <Matthew> I am surprised it lasted as many seasons as it did
29:00 <simba> what was the 1 you said was better than the brady bunch
29:00 <simba> Full House
30:00 <Matthew> In terms of 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s sitcoms, it goes in this order of preference:
30:00 <simba> go
30:00 <faux> lmao
31:00 <couleurs> Full House, Family Matters, Family Ties, Modern Family
31:00 <couleurs> Family Guy
31:00 <ChanOP> Lois 
31:00 <couleurs> lol
31:00 <Matthew> 1. The Golden Girls, 2. Full House, 3. Seinfeld, 4. The Wonder Years, 5. Perfect Strangers, 6. Maude, 7. The Brady Bunch, 8. Family Matters, 9. Family Ties, 10. Empty Nest.
31:00 <simba> Family Fued
31:00 <faux> Maude
31:00 <simba> El Familie De Matter (Mexican Family Matters)
32:00 <faux> I left
32:00 <couleurs> lmao
32:00 <simba> lol maude
32:00 <simba> never seen all of them except 3 and 7
33:00 <faux> whats with all the quits telling us theyve left
33:00 <couleurs> i've seen 8 out of 10
33:00 <couleurs> am i gay now
33:00 <Matthew> The Golden Girls is still very much watchable today... hence it is replayed about 5 times a day on Foxtel and in the UK/US regularly...
33:00 <couleurs> help
33:00 <Matthew> it is the undisputed number 1
33:00 <Matthew> I would of added The Cosby Show in there somewhere... but the guy is a fucking pig
34:00 <couleurs> what about fresh prince of bel air
34:00 <Matthew> oh fuck... and how could I forget 'Married With Children' !???
34:00 <couleurs> and married with children
34:00 <Matthew> get rid of Empty Nest and add Married With Children
34:00 <couleurs> u r the worst
34:00 <couleurs> golden girls?????
34:00 <couleurs> that shit is 4 geriatrix 
34:00 <simba> what if u found out someone from the golden girls was a rapist
34:00 <simba> would it have to drop
34:00 <couleurs> Yes.
35:00 <simba> i dont care how many heads Seinfeld has on his Kabbalah mantle, his show roked
35:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5db8ETyl_Fo#t=0m54s
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Terry Crews Lip Syncs 'The Golden Girls' Theme Song to Betty White Views: 192,380 Uploader: Entertainment Tonight Uploaded: Apr 16, 2015 Duration: 2m45s Rating: 4.91
35:00 <Matthew> ^ best fucking thing EVERRRR
36:00 <faux> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
36:00 <simba> u ok faux?
37:00 <faux> yeah i was being british meat
37:00 <faux> r u ok
37:00 <faux> ?
37:00 <simba> whos this one?
37:00 <faux> lol
37:00 <Matthew> everybody has criticised my top 10 sitcoms list but been too chicken shit to construct their own
38:00 <faux> lol
38:00 <simba> i probably dont have 5
38:00 <faux> im not scared theres iust isnt 10 i like
38:00 <Matthew> not you faux, dw
38:00 <faux> happy days rules
38:00 <faux> the end
38:00 <Matthew> the other two 
38:00 <faux> phew
38:00 <couleurs> my number 1 is...............
38:00 <simba> Simba's Official Top 5 Favourite Situational Comedies:
38:00 <faux> what about Frasier 
38:00 <Matthew> Frasier is good, but probably top 15 material
38:00 <Matthew> not top 10
38:00 <faux> oh ok
39:00 <Matthew> plus I consider ratings (both US and AUS) when I judge
39:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8G0m0D1y3w
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How To Dance Sexy Views: 187,361 Uploader: hargutt Uploaded: Apr 7, 2010 Duration: 0m24s Rating: 4.97
39:00 <Matthew> The Golden Girls was constantly top 10 in ratings for all 7 seasons
39:00 <simba> Number One: Seinfeld. Well, what can I say about Seinfeld that hasn't been said already? I love the Jewishness of it all and the lack of care for other human beings. I find myself coming up with useless inventions all the time, just like Kramer. This show speaks to me on so many levels.
39:00 <faux> why do other people's ratings effect your own
39:00 <Matthew> and Full House was for 6 of their 8 seasons
39:00 <Matthew> I mean viewership ratings
40:00 <faux> yeah isnt that by other people
40:00 <Matthew> it is a good guide to see how popular and funny a show is when people want to tune into watch it
40:00 <faux> im confused 
40:00 <faux> meh i like hearing other peoples reviews but it wont stop me from watching a show tbh
40:00 <Matthew> yes, it is MY top 10 and I am the judge... but I like to hear others thoughts as well
40:00 <faux> i like to Draw me own Conclusions
40:00 <Matthew> and the fact that both shows were ratings juggernauts always helps
40:00 <faux> Good
41:00 <faux> i need 2 p
41:00 <faux> brb
41:00 <simba> the WWF is probably the best sitcom ever because it transcends so many levels of retardation that it becomes something extremely special in the grand scheme of humanity
41:00 <Matthew> I truly cannot stand that shit
42:00 <Matthew> and I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that my brother used to love it and had all the action figures
42:00 <simba> whats the best show basically about old ladies gossiping and eating cake that i should watch?
43:00 <Matthew> The Golden Girls
43:00 <Matthew> I am telling you right now if you ever saw an episode or two, you would like it ... but the fact that I am recommending it and talking it up so much means you're bound to hate it
43:00 <simba> i will
44:00 <Serenity> i marathoned gg's last year
44:00 <Matthew> I have the entire season on DVD and it's always a good watch on those cold, winter nights when you want to hide from the world and have a laugh
45:00 <simba> Sounds divine.
45:00 <Matthew> *rolls eyes*
46:00 <simba> i like the drew carey show
46:00 <Matthew> that fat ugly thing who used to wear make up & was downright vulgar used to put me off that
46:00 <couleurs> What about the fabulous Sex and The City?
47:00 <simba> She was gorgeous.
47:00 <Matthew> Sex And The City... as much as I am obliged with my sexuality to be in love with that show = the facts are, I'm not.
47:00 <simba> OBLIGED
48:00 <faux> Matthew
48:00 <faux> if you could punch one person in the face off irc who would it be
48:00 <couleurs> and the absolutely fabulous, Absolutely Fabulous?
48:00 <Matthew> faux, I will answer yours in a second
48:00 <Matthew> but couleurs ... that show is AMAZING and I thank you so much for bringing it up... my series list was purely from US sitcoms
49:00 <Matthew> if I was doing UK then Ab Fab would be top 2
49:00 <couleurs> F*ck Y*s
49:00 <faux> tysm
49:00 <faux> cant wait
49:00 <simba> yaaaas
49:00 <Matthew> if I could punch anyone in the face off IRC? hmm... simba, during the times he is being a patronising twat towards me... but every other time = thestig
50:00 <couleurs> Fawlty Towers.
50:00 <simba> I'm losing my faith in you..... And you don't want it to be true....
50:00 <couleurs> UK #1
50:00 <faux> lol
50:00 <Matthew> and the person who trolls me every single day in #afl_live about Essendon
50:00 <Matthew> I don't even know who that is... 
50:00 <simba> i think that is bretty
50:00 <Matthew> but they would be in contention
50:00 <Matthew> OK... so 1. Brett , 2. thestig , 3. simba (sometimes but he knows deep down I adore him)
51:00 <faux> lollllll
51:00 <faux> fff
51:00 <simba> what about ur list faux
51:00 <simba> mine is 1. Fiona 2. ChanOP 3. Serenity
51:00 <faux> youre number 1
51:00 <faux> id punch u in the dick no qs asked
52:00 <simba> just face atm....
52:00 <faux> no
52:00 <Matthew> oh I thought the question stated punch in the face... to punch in the dick might have a different response
52:00 <faux> i make teh rules
52:00 <Serenity> you're pushing your luck lately simba
52:00 <Serenity> just so you know
52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
52:00 <couleurs> mine #1 is Skirmish
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <simba> that was pretty playful old mate, no need to have your knickers in a knot 24/7
52:00 <faux> id punch TheRiddler 
52:00 <simba> i dont actually want to punch you at all, okay
53:00 <TheRiddler> love tap?
53:00 <faux> lol
53:00 <TheRiddler> :p
53:00 <faux> stop it
53:00 <Serenity> yes that 1 comment was the basis for my entire point. ty 4 dat
53:00 <simba> you react so seriously to everything, just chill
53:00 <simba> 4:1)
53:00 <Matthew> OK let's go to the more juicy list ... who on here would we like to FUCK?
54:00 <simba> same list as b4
54:00 <Matthew> this list CAN include PREVIOUS people who used to come online...
54:00 <faux> um
54:00 <TheRiddler> the love tap is a little light that means you careeee
54:00 <TheRiddler> love tap baby love tap
55:00 <faux> pls shoosh
55:00 <Serenity> from irc Matthew?
55:00 <TheRiddler> *punch
55:00 <Matthew> I have my top 5 ready but I would like to read others first before jumping the bazooka 
55:00 <faux> id bone doodle 
55:00 <Serenity> absolutely no one
55:00 <Serenity> ooh wait
55:00 <faux> and amsy
55:00 <Serenity> doodle 4 sho
55:00 <simba> everyone
55:00 <Matthew> yes, from IRC...
55:00 <Matthew> and it can include past chatters
55:00 <faux> id do simba if i got to beat him to a pulp afterwards
55:00 <TheRiddler> what about me!?
55:00 <TheRiddler> :(
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <faux> oh
56:00 <faux> no
56:00 <faux> soz
56:00 <TheRiddler> damn
56:00 <faux> ily but i wouldnt bone u
56:00 <simba> you could beat me to death after that 
56:00 <Serenity> id bone mikey if he wasnt gay
56:00 <Matthew> I used to be in love with this chatter called beez (ask Craig about him, faux) ... I don't know why, we always used to fight ... then I met him, fucked him, then never gave a shit about him again as I was so underwhelmed.
56:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> I'd do you TheRiddler :P
56:00 <TheRiddler> does mikey still come on
56:00 <simba> did you go bareback
56:00 <Serenity> no
56:00 <Serenity> mikey is being amazing in london
56:00 <TheRiddler> oh
56:00 <Matthew> I think so. I was so pissed.
56:00 <faux> was a terrible root
56:00 <faux> he*
57:00 <simba> risky
57:00 <Matthew> this was that terribly boring birthday party I told you about a few weeks ago I believe
57:00 <faux> wait you boned him recently?
57:00 <Matthew> my $30 cab ride and slab of Carlsberg had to be compensated in a root, seriously
58:00 <faux> pix
58:00 <Matthew> no. this was a few years ago now. but I told you about it a few weeks ago.
58:00 <faux> i dont remember:/
58:00 <simba> i remember matt
58:00 <faux> i have a shit memory soz
58:00 <Serenity> i dont think she was here Matthew
58:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <couleurs> More importantly... who would you FiFa with irl online?
58:00 <Matthew> BORING.
58:00 <faux> U
58:00 <couleurs> Yeeesss
58:00 <Matthew> stop talking about video games before I seriously fall asleep
58:00 <Matthew> fucking is a far more interesting conversation
59:00 <simba> 1. b1 2. Serenity 3. couleurs i guess,,,,
59:00 <couleurs> lol
59:00 <faux> who would u meet off here
59:00 <faux> like current chatters
59:00 <couleurs> ViDeO^GaMez
59:00 <faux> id meet amsy like ASAP pls
59:00 <faux> xm sez doodle
59:00 <Matthew> there is only one guy off here I would like to hook up with
59:00 <faux> juicy
59:00 <faux> who is it
00:00 <Matthew> I can't say... I am too Year 9 embarrassed
00:00 <simba> its me
00:00 <faux> om me
00:00 <faux> asap
00:00 <faux> pm8
00:00 <faux> *
00:00 <faux> oh
00:00 <Matthew> I will PM you
00:00 <Matthew> THIS IS LIKE YEAR 9 SCIENCE AND SENDING LOVE NOTES IN THE BACK ROW
00:00 <Matthew> love it.
00:00 <faux> woo
00:00 <faux> lol
00:00 <simba> me xm and couleurs would meet up first then ShadowLurker rocks up and starts paying us out about what we're wearing and drinking and challenges us to a drink off, we all die and he meets the rest of the meet
00:00 <faux> i used to roll joints for my friend in year 9 science
01:00 <couleurs> Oh Yeah!!!!
01:00 <couleurs> Skirmish would be there quoting Family Guy cos he had 1 too many
02:00 <faux> i would so meet xm
02:00 <couleurs> B1 would lose his wallet and glasses
02:00 <stebie> same
02:00 <simba> TheRiddler would be with us during the day and we all play mario kart 3ds but he goes home early cos hes shy about meeting faux, then spends 3 months talking about how much he regrets leaving
02:00 <faux> hes a walking database
03:00 <faux> LOL
04:00 <couleurs> i would meet stebie to drive him to JB hi fi and make him buy a ps4 and the FiFa 
04:00 <Matthew> I would like to meet Serenity and faux because I know we would have a big night out if we did
04:00 <faux> sif
04:00 <faux> im boring soz
05:00 <faux> id meet u for some wine n a good ol Chat 
05:00 <faux> wild
05:00 <Matthew> we would have a few bottles tbh
05:00 <Matthew> (oh no... simba's booze police would arrive and berate us for drinking)
05:00 <Serenity> im pretty sure we'd be bff's irl tbh
06:00 <Matthew> abso-friggin-lutely tbh
06:00 <simba> i drink for special occasions, like meeting faux
06:00 <faux> smd
06:00 <couleurs> Doritoes n Mounten Dew, real GaMeR FoOd
06:00 <Matthew> simba would naturally be invited to our catch up session...
06:00 <Matthew> and then he'd come back to my place
06:00 <Matthew> oh wait.. hahahhaha sorry did that come out?
06:00 <faux> only if he doesnt talk
06:00 <simba> every time you meet irc people you have to go to a net cafe
07:00 <Matthew> umm no. 
07:00 <Serenity> i genuinely wouldnt meet simba
07:00 <Matthew> do they even exist these days?
07:00 <simba> losing to me in a bunch of games will arouse you, dw
07:00 <faux> MEET ME SEZ
07:00 <faux> come to syd
07:00 <Matthew> games do not arouse me fyi
07:00 <Serenity> faux in all seriousness some time in the future i wanna go over there to meet erin
07:00 <faux> we'll cook and bake cookies
08:00 <faux> and by we i mean you
08:00 <Serenity> i will def meet you
08:00 <faux> yay
08:00 <faux> i wanna meet erin too
08:00 <Serenity> maybe her and I can come see you
08:00 <faux> her husband tells me to go over for leb food
08:00 <faux> i wanna go
08:00 <faux> and eat it all
08:00 <faux> lol
08:00 <Serenity> haha it shall happen
08:00 <Serenity> i dont know when but its in my short term wants
08:00 <faux> im down
09:00 <Serenity> we worked it out we've been friends for like 8 years now lol
09:00 <Serenity> shes the first person i called and told about maggie and she would have been 7 this year
09:00 <faux> i dont have a spare room but you can take me bed if you dont have anywhere to stay
09:00 <faux> and ill sleep on me recliner
09:00 <faux> aw
09:00 <faux> yeah renz is lovrly
09:00 <Serenity> shes so brutally honest i love that haha
09:00 <faux> lolll
10:00 <Matthew> I'd love to meet amelia & Anna_Ng (or Ana_Ng)
10:00 <faux> id meet meelies
10:00 <faux> shes coming to syd soon
10:00 <faux> she better comr srr me
10:00 <faux> come see*
10:00 <Serenity> id punch amelia in the throat
10:00 <Serenity> and then we'd probably end up friends
10:00 <faux> lollllll
11:00 <simba> me n picard would get along like a house on fire
11:00 <Doodle> [22:59] <faux> id meet amsy like ASAP pls
11:00 <Doodle> [22:59] <faux> xm sez doodle
11:00 <Doodle> come over
11:00 <Doodle> i'm ready 4 u
11:00 <faux> ht
11:00 <Matthew> I actually think IRL Picard & I would hit it off
11:00 <faux> o
11:00 <faux> hto
11:00 <Doodle> ll
11:00 <Doodle> o
11:00 <Doodle> llo
11:00 <Serenity> its hard not to like someone when the tip of their cock is tickling your prostate
11:00 <faux> lma
11:00 <Serenity> hey sims
11:00 <Matthew> not in a 'sexual' sense, but a chatty/friendly way
11:00 <Doodle> loma
11:00 <faux> oh
11:00 <Doodle> oh
11:00 <simba> me, picard and matthew are alpha males
11:00 <faux> hi
11:00 <Doodle> :/
11:00 <Doodle> hi
11:00 <faux> hr
11:00 <faux> u
11:00 <stebie> couleurs, yes let's do it!!!
11:00 <couleurs> xm and couleurs go to faux's place and proceed to remove kung fu panda 2 from dvd player then watch mean girls dvd which ends up stuck instead... PLOT TWIST.
11:00 <Doodle> toey
12:00 <Doodle> u?
12:00 <stebie> it's a date
12:00 <Matthew> I have no intention to ever meet TheRon or play bowls with him!
12:00 <faux> LOLLLLLLLLLL COULEURS
12:00 <Matthew> URGH
12:00 <Serenity> ive probably seen xm irl and just not known it
12:00 <faux> How do you remmeber that
12:00 <faux> lollllllllllll
12:00 <faux> fucking kung fu cunt
12:00 <Matthew> simba & I would hit it off ... fact
12:00 <faux> i watched tjat dvd like 97 times cos it was stuck 
12:00 <couleurs> idk i have a good mamory
13:00 <faux> lolll
13:00 <faux> that made me laugh way too hard
13:00 <faux> i forgot about that
13:00 <faux> its in me garage somewhere
13:00 <couleurs> URGH
14:00 <faux> oh doodle im ok tys.
14:00 <faux> tysm
14:00 <Doodle> yw
14:00 <simba> couleurs we'll have a fifa tournament in a cbd jb hi fi this year 
14:00 <couleurs> woo hoo
15:00 <simba> q2 2016 
15:00 <Matthew> welcome back to the luxurious faux
15:00 <erlich> if im ever taking the bins out and see a green haired woman on her bike using her mobile, i will say scream "SHOW US YA TITS!" but then whisper under my own breath.. "oh right seen it already"
16:00 <faux> Thank you to the DiViNe Matthew 
16:00 <faux> im all our of words
16:00 <faux> out
16:00 <faux> IM ALL OUT OF LOVE
16:00 <faux> IM SO LOST WITHOUT YOU
16:00 <faux> something lalala
17:00 <simba> give us the day, our daily bread...
17:00 <Matthew> luxurious really wasn't one of my better ones
17:00 <Matthew> I need to restock
17:00 <simba> no results for the lords prayer chopped and screwed
17:00 <simba> this has to change
17:00 <faux> smd
18:00 <Matthew> I wonder if anybody online right now in this channel have already met (apart from the obvious ones)
18:00 <Doodle> k
18:00 <simba> but you cheated on me and thats for that now
18:00 <Doodle> i've met ppl who come in here but arent here atm
18:00 <erlich> faux: i have no social skills. it would work if we met one on one. it would best if amsy were present, because im best lurking in the background and saying a random smart ass comment once every 15 minutes
18:00 <erlich> it wouldnt*
19:00 <erlich> would be*
19:00 <erlich> screw my engrish
19:00 <Matthew> I am usually only sexist about one thing... and this is it...
19:00 <couleurs> i've met a few but they are all dead now (same as Doodle)
19:00 <Doodle> ;)
19:00 <simba> i met Trevor, he used to work in the factory but got fired for stealing and then blaming a machine
19:00 <Matthew> watching womens tennis is like watching grass grow compared with mens tennis... the state of the female sport is in a terrible state
19:00 <faux> i met doodle
19:00 <faux> in me dreams
20:00 <Doodle> euheuheee
20:00 <Serenity> MY HAIR IS NOT FUCKING GREEN
20:00 <Doodle> in ya dreams
20:00 <Matthew> i've met a few Doodle 's in my time
20:00 <Serenity> this is why i will punch amelia in the throat
20:00 <Doodle> lol Matthew
20:00 <faux> lmaoooo
20:00 <Doodle> none of them would be as ace as me
20:00 <Matthew> I was able to get up close and personal with some ... others I was glad to avoid
20:00 <Serenity> woah i was scrolled
20:00 <Serenity> sorry
21:00 <Doodle> u r not sorry
21:00 <Serenity> nope
21:00 <erlich> it's narly sorry day
21:00 <erlich> you guys got ya apologies ready
21:00 <couleurs> Look, Van Uytvanck (who?) is hardly a suitable opponent for the frisky and delightfully questionable Azarenka... ok Matthew ?
21:00 <erlich> soz cant come to ur bbq, got fifa
21:00 <erlich> -- couleurs
22:00 <Matthew> I am not just talking about this game, couleurs
22:00 <Matthew> the sport in general.
22:00 <Matthew> I hugely offended four of my mother's friends by making a similar observation last year
22:00 <Matthew> when I said the mens game is far superior, viewing wise
22:00 <simba> youre a misogynist
23:00 <couleurs> I agree, ever since they made them wear shorts underneath their tennis skirts instead of sports underwear it's lost all it's Glamour. 
23:00 <Matthew> here we go... smartarse
23:00 <Doodle> mmm
23:00 <Doodle> they were smart asses
23:00 <Matthew> no. they were just up themselves bitches.
23:00 <couleurs> holy shit typing properly is weird
23:00 <Doodle> now theyre just refrigerator asses like the williams brothers
23:00 <Clarkson> My dick is small too Loof 
24:00 <Matthew> who actually play tennis...
24:00 <faux> mens tennis is way better than womens 
24:00 <simba> the last time Womans Tennis existed was the last game Anna Kournikova played
24:00 <faux> mmm rafas butt
24:00 <couleurs> Too Right, Ole Chap.
24:00 <Matthew> one of my brothers used to have a massive crush on MARTINA HINGIS
24:00 <faux> can u hear my voice this time this is my fight songggggg 
24:00 <Matthew> she is fucking horrible
24:00 <Clarkson> yeah I know cunt
24:00 <faux> aw
24:00 <couleurs> only on wii 
24:00 <faux> i did an assignment on her in year 2
25:00 <faux> or year 4
25:00 <Doodle> martina hnnnngis
25:00 <faux> idk
25:00 <faux> lolll
25:00 <couleurs> she was cool
25:00 <faux> i loved her
25:00 <faux> cos i played tennis
25:00 <faux> she was me iDoL
25:00 <couleurs> the worst is serena big butt fatty williams
25:00 <simba> martin sheen
25:00 <faux> planet of teh apes williams
25:00 <Matthew> she was an absolutely excellent player... but her complete choke to Jennifer Capriati in the heat in the 2002 final was diabolical
25:00 <couleurs> Hey Serena, How'd You Get So Fat? 
25:00 <couleurs> I Ate Venus.
26:00 <faux> lmao
26:00 <erlich>  Matthew> I can't say... I am too Year 9 embarrassed <--- give us a hint. is he a BreeDer or HomO?
26:00 <faux> shes not fat shes weirdly masculine
26:00 <faux> and muscly
26:00 <faux> muscley?
26:00 <faux> idk
26:00 <simba> Muscleye.
26:00 <erlich> half the men here are gay so you wont really be narrowing the list much Matthew 
26:00 <faux> smd
26:00 <Matthew> wow erlich ... welcome to half an hour ago...
26:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <Doodle> musserly
26:00 <couleurs> Musseles. 
27:00 <faux> mussely
27:00 <simba> Muesli.
27:00 <faux> SHUT UP
27:00 <couleurs> trust me i did agriculture in school once we made weed
27:00 <Matthew> just some breaking news coming in from New York ... looks like two planes have crashed into the World Trade Centre...
27:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <erlich> half an hour ago isnt that bad, im like an ambulance compared to theriddler
27:00 <faux> theres such a difference between ussss and a millĺion miiiilessss
27:00 <simba> breaking news matt is embarrassed
27:00 <faux> -- couleurs fave singer
27:00 <erlich> matt is avoiding the question!!!
27:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> Opps I was scrolled up :p
28:00 <simba> Matthew is typing...
28:00 <faux> dont b mean guise
28:00 <faux> also sucktin
28:00 <Matthew> breaking news: (actually this isn't really news) ... simba loves cum in and around his mouth
28:00 <Doodle> lmao
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <simba> in my TITANUS
28:00 <faux> lolol
28:00 <Doodle> haha
28:00 <Doodle> filthbuckets
28:00 <simba> cum by the gallon
28:00 <Doodle> so when r u 2 getting together
28:00 <Matthew> soon dw
28:00 <erlich> i reckon it's Mentalson that Matthew has the hots for
28:00 <faux> also take pix
28:00 <faux> ew
28:00 <Matthew> I don't even know who the fuck that is
29:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <faux> no one likes mentalson except his sister
29:00 <couleurs> is that adele i h8 her i bet Matthew loves her cos shes 1. British and 2. A Man 3. Fat
29:00 <Doodle> :o
29:00 <Doodle> lololol
29:00 <faux> lmao
29:00 <Matthew> I do NOT like Adele
29:00 <Matthew> period.
29:00 <faux> shes not that fat anymore
29:00 <couleurs> thank goodness 
29:00 <faux> i saw old pics
29:00 <faux> and was like wtf
29:00 <Matthew> and who said I love all fat people?
29:00 <faux> i didnt know she looked like rebel wilson
29:00 <Matthew> I do like some
29:00 <Matthew> but not all
30:00 <erlich> depends where the fat is ;p
30:00 <erlich> -- theriddler
30:00 <Matthew> what question was I avoiding fmi ?
30:00 <Matthew> ask again...
30:00 <simba> what if Adele had a fat cock
30:00 <Doodle> uhh
30:00 <Matthew> fmi - for my information
30:00 <simba> have you ever fucked a fat man?
30:00 <Doodle> does myself count
31:00 <Matthew> I have fucked solid men ... I'm actually a bit of a fan of a cuddle and skeletons don't do it for me
31:00 <simba> solid or fat
31:00 <Doodle> what about skeleton from superted
31:00 <Doodle> he was gay
31:00 <simba> dont use PC terms i want to know how disgusting these slobs were
31:00 <simba> any real greasepigs?
31:00 <faux> hambeasts
31:00 <Matthew> no greasepigs, I have standards 
31:00 <Matthew> probably biggest guy I've been with was in Wales
31:00 <simba> any peter griffins on the history books?.
31:00 <Matthew> but he was lovely
32:00 <Doodle> whales?
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <couleurs> <Skirmish> Was he a... Whale by any chance?
32:00 <couleurs> <Skirmish> *smug*
32:00 <Matthew> I am not discriminatory towards fat people because when I was growing up my weight battle was on par with Oprah Winfrey
32:00 <simba> Ethan is studying Whales at the moment. Fascinating mammals.
32:00 <Matthew> so I have empathy for them
32:00 <Doodle> ne canolapigs
32:00 <erlich> lmao simba 
33:00 <erlich> why dont you have your own talk show then Matthew 
33:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9FwA3Ch7tc would you fuck Fat Joe?
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fat Joe Feat. Ja Rule & Ashanti - What's Love (Video). Views: 21,867,929 Uploader: shay12327 Uploaded: Jun 22, 2010 Duration: 3m53s Rating: 4.90
33:00 <faux> omg
33:00 <faux> that song
33:00 <faux> memories
33:00 <simba> HOT BEAT
33:00 <faux> shut up
34:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <simba> you shut up
34:00 <Serenity> getting finger banged in the back seat of a car parked at maccas?
34:00 <Doodle> :o
34:00 <simba> im very soft when it comes to music now
34:00 <couleurs> where do wales come from? whales #dislepskik
34:00 <Matthew> there are plenty of people who come into this channel and belittle people about their weight... but they are hardly Slim Jim or Petite Patricia themselves
34:00 <faux> LOL
34:00 <Doodle> skinny minnie
34:00 <faux> SJ
34:00 <faux> PP
34:00 <faux> MATTHEW
34:00 <faux> craig just showed me a pic
34:00 <erlich> where do you draw the line with humour tho?
34:00 <faux> of beez
34:00 <faux> .
34:00 <faux> im soz but ew
34:00 <erlich> plenty of people make fun of stupid people too
35:00 <erlich> or use words like 'retard'
35:00 <erlich> or 'moron'
35:00 <faux> or cumbucket
35:00 <Matthew> you do know we fucked in 2008 ?
35:00 <simba> not the beez knees?
35:00 <Serenity> or fauxhasalargevaginaentrance
35:00 <faux> whats that got to do with how attractive he is
35:00 <faux> excuse me
35:00 <faux> my girlie bit is mint
35:00 <Serenity> teeheheeheh
35:00 <Matthew> he has become worse... I saw him at Doncaster shopping centre a few weeks ago... I ALSO TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS!
36:00 <Serenity> i know :x
36:00 <faux> toight loik a toiger
36:00 <faux> ehehe
36:00 <Doodle> i want a mcfeast
36:00 <faux> NO YOU DIDNT
36:00 <simba> i want a mint
36:00 <erlich> this reminds me of the moment when Boy George revealed live on air that he slept with Prince
36:00 <Matthew> I should message Craig to see if he got to South Korea OK
36:00 <faux> stop confusing me with other people
36:00 <faux> he did
36:00 <faux> ll
36:00 <erlich> EVERYONE SET THE TOPIC TO MATTHEW SLEPT WITH CRAIG IN 2008!!!
36:00 <faux> lol*
36:00 <faux> not craig ok
36:00 <Matthew> I didn't sleep with Craig
36:00 <faux> beez
36:00 <Doodle> who the fuck is craig
36:00 <Matthew> Craig has stayed with me when he comes to Melbourne
36:00 <Matthew> he is a beautiful boy and I love him... but only as a mate
36:00 <faux> craig is the bestest
37:00 <erlich> yeah i think you did say the other day you havent
37:00 <Serenity> Just fyi i'd totally watch Matthew boing a dude
37:00 <Doodle> ur not helping
37:00 <erlich> i did speak to him years ago in another channel when he was still in perth
37:00 <Serenity> +n
37:00 <Matthew> you'd love it, Serenity
37:00 <Matthew> you  can film it
37:00 <faux> i speak to him daily
37:00 <Serenity> excellent
37:00 <faux> or i have crsig withdrawals 
37:00 <Serenity> id film it then keep it for my special time
37:00 <Matthew> Craig is literally about 2 foot shorter than me lol
38:00 <faux> lolllll hes adorbs
38:00 <simba> how tall is he tho
38:00 <faux> damn id come to your knees
38:00 <faux> r u a giant
38:00 <Matthew> Craig would be about 5' 1'' or 5' 2'' ... so NO I'm not 7 foot tall... but I'm over 6 foot
38:00 <Serenity> woz he standen in a hole
38:00 <erlich> 2 foot or 2 feet
38:00 <erlich> r u an English teacher
38:00 <faux> no way hes 5 1
39:00 <erlich> help me, which is right
39:00 <couleurs> Ah Yes, Matthew continues to mock TheRiddler about his great and upcoming Phillipines Sex Trip yet he keeps brining up the ole 2008 "When Craigy Met Matty" story. Hrm... Discuss.
39:00 <faux> im 5 1
39:00 <Matthew> excuse me, couleurs ?
39:00 <erlich> loooool
39:00 <couleurs> -- Skirmz
39:00 <Matthew> what are you talking about and why are you having a dig at me about something completely irrelevant ?
39:00 <faux> LOL
39:00 <Serenity> couleurs is the single most confusing person on this server..
39:00 <couleurs> just kidden sheesh
39:00 <Matthew> when I have mocked anybody about the Phillipines ?
39:00 <couleurs> thank u
39:00 <Matthew> I was very inquisitive last night about the details of the trip
39:00 <Serenity> but he makes me laugh the strange cunt
40:00 <Clarkson> theres no fucking reason it should to that
40:00 <Matthew> that is hardly mocking!
40:00 <Doodle> i believe its pronounce phirippines
40:00 <Doodle> d
40:00 <Serenity> philepeenth
40:00 <erlich> fullofpeens
40:00 <Doodle> :o
40:00 <erlich> im azan i know ok
40:00 <Matthew> and just for the record: I never met Craig during the year 2008. SO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT, bumhole.
40:00 <erlich> that's how you say it
40:00 <Doodle> azearn
40:00 <couleurs> lol
41:00 <Doodle> couleurs
41:00 <Doodle> r u a bumhole
41:00 <erlich> Serenity: was that greek reference intentional, phile - love
41:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <Matthew> and no Doodle, that bumhole is not a term of endearment as it might be considered otherwise!
41:00 <Serenity> unfortunately no
41:00 <erlich> damn
41:00 <Doodle> lol Matthew
41:00 <Serenity> can we pretend it was
41:00 <erlich> i thought yoy were couleurs learning greek
42:00 <faux> ok i confirmed
42:00 <faux> craig is 165cm
42:00 <faux> 5 5
42:00 <faux> ty
42:00 <Serenity> and discuss at length about how clever and witty i am
42:00 <Doodle> i have pistachios but i want a mcfeast
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <Matthew> he is not that tall
42:00 <Matthew> no way in hell
42:00 <Clarkson> I beat the shit out of 4 dudes because I gained expert level on Wii Boxing after only 4 months of playing it.
42:00 <faux> that isnt that tall
42:00 <Doodle> 5'5!
42:00 <faux> ll
42:00 <erlich> but if you are literally 2 ft taller Matthew 
42:00 <faux> lol
42:00 <erlich> that makes you 7'5
42:00 <Serenity> craig and i are the same height
42:00 <erlich> man you're tall
42:00 <simba> i wonder if thats one of my old lines
42:00 <Matthew> oh erlich ... just remind me again, who are you?
42:00 <faux> lmaoo
42:00 <erlich> you dont know me
42:00 <erlich> im knew
42:00 <Matthew> I've just noticed you tonight when you are criticising everything i am saying
42:00 <erlich> LOL
43:00 <Serenity> hahah
43:00 <simba> attack the ball not the man are you 7 feet tall?
43:00 <erlich> im not criticising you, im flirting with you
43:00 <Matthew> oh really?
43:00 <faux> hot
43:00 <Matthew> pM now.
43:00 <erlich> i love 7'5 guys
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <erlich> i literally love them
43:00 <faux> can 2 dudes bone pls
43:00 <faux> and tell me all about it
43:00 <faux> tysm
43:00 <Serenity> me 2
43:00 <Matthew> I didn't mean 2 feet taller in THAT way
43:00 <Matthew> I was exaggerating SLIGHTLY
43:00 <erlich> only if you and amsy do it first ;p
44:00 <Matthew> stop taking every word and sentence so literally
44:00 <Doodle> Matthew meant he was 2 feet taller when theyre lying down
44:00 <faux> shes straight unfortch
44:00 <faux> stupid hetero
44:00 <Serenity> i have a friend that'd be over a foot taller than faux and Maurice
44:00 <faux> also id have to climb her like a ladder
44:00 <erlich> whoa amsy homophobe
44:00 <couleurs> amsy the UNiCoRn
44:00 <couleurs> UNi^KoRn
44:00 <faux> i loves amsy
45:00 <Maurice> Hey no
45:00 <faux> shes a good lass
45:00 <simba> next time erlich just take at least 1 foot from whatever hes measuring
45:00 <Maurice> I just discorved that Ronnie Corbett is shorter than me
45:00 <Maurice> That makes him and Danny De Vito
45:00 <couleurs> a.d.i.d.a.f.
45:00 <Maurice> Discovered
45:00 <Matthew> who was that loser from last night who had to inform everybody that he was insulting me not from his mother's basement but his "iPhone 6S Plus" ?
45:00 <faux> lmaoo
45:00 <erlich> so he has a -12" penis
45:00 <Serenity> lolll
45:00 <simba> me
46:00 <Matthew> it's like oh wow... I will not compete with you BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE SAME FUCKING PHONE AS ME, turd
46:00 <Maurice> Condolences
47:00 <Matthew> OK... time for some Dean Martin
47:00 <Doodle> why
47:00 <Doodle> is it ever time for dean matin
47:00 <Doodle> other than xmas
47:00 <Matthew> he is amazing
47:00 <Doodle> *martin
47:00 <Doodle> no he isnt
47:00 <Doodle> he was fucking shocking lol
47:00 <Matthew> well it's within the Christmas period
47:00 <Doodle> drunk 24/7
47:00 <faux> martian
47:00 <Matthew> what's wrong with that
47:00 <Doodle> a lot
48:00 <Maurice> He must have peed heaps
48:00 <Doodle> he just moaned instead of singing towards the end
48:00 <Matthew> American icon
48:00 <Doodle> like 9/11 and mass shootings
48:00 <Matthew> not nice there, Doodle
48:00 <Doodle> and DONALD TRUMP
48:00 <simba> dean matin' 
48:00 <Doodle> heh
49:00 <Matthew> I love Donald
49:00 <Matthew> leave him alone
49:00 <Doodle> a lot of those old crooners were total assholes as people
49:00 <Doodle> dean martin, jerry lewis, frank sinatra
49:00 <Matthew> Donald is so entertaining
49:00 <Doodle> all total cunts
49:00 <Matthew> I love him
49:00 <simba> the amount of women they made cry
49:00 <faux> i hate politics
49:00 <Doodle> from punching them?
49:00 <simba> def
50:00 <couleurs> Quietly Soothing Myself To Sleep with a bit of Michael Bublé here. Gorgeous. 
50:00 <faux> can i punch u
50:00 <Doodle> xmas comes, the buble awakes
50:00 <simba> you can put a trump mask on me and punch me all night
50:00 <Matthew> i know i posted this a few days ago.. but i fucking LOVE him in this:
50:00 <Clarkson> cant leave fart without me! 
50:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NXEaF-w2MY#t=0m35s
50:00 <faux> lol
50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Montage of Insults By Donald Trump to Rosie O'Donnell Views: 443,594 Uploader: RealityTvScandals Uploaded: Aug 8, 2015 Duration: 26m17s Rating: 4.29
50:00 <Matthew> he is so honest and disgusting
50:00 <faux> 25 minutes too longg
50:00 <simba> I love a good bit of Political humor. 
51:00 <Matthew> you dont have to watch all of it
51:00 <Matthew> fyi
51:00 <Matthew> or any of it
51:00 <faux> goos
51:00 <faux> fyi
51:00 <faux> d
51:00 <faux> -s
51:00 <Doodle> goofyid
52:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d32577Hom08
52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Donald Trump vs. Rosie O'Donnell Views: 766,041 Uploader: ettekmo Uploaded: Dec 21, 2006 Duration: 1m55s Rating: 4.58
52:00 <Matthew> ^ OK... shorter and funnier version...
52:00 <Matthew> he is the best.
52:00 <Matthew> SLAM.
52:00 <simba> come on and SLAM if you wanna JAM
54:00 <Matthew> "if I were running The View I'd fire Rosie... I mean I'd look at her in that big fat ugly face of hers and say YOU'RE FIRED"
54:00 <Matthew> "we're all a little chubby... but Rosie is worse than most of us... it's not the chubbiness... Rosie is a very unattractive person, inside and out"
54:00 <faux> tell us how u really feel trumpet
54:00 <Matthew> the besttt
55:00 <faux> why didnt u quote it before i watched it
55:00 <faux> gosh
55:00 <simba> rosie odonald was nothing more than lucifer the light bearer 
55:00 <faux> LOL
55:00 <faux> odonald
55:00 <faux> rosie odonald trump
55:00 <simba> rosie odonald trumpet player 1 fight club soda
56:00 <simba> rosie "crumpets" o donal got her nickname when she was a small girl when she would eat crumpets for every meal. she has now turned completely into a crumpet and you can see her laying in a sealed bag in the national museum of anaheim
57:00 <couleurs> rosie mcdonald unhappy meal 
57:00 <Matthew> this is ALL because she made fun of his hair on TV
57:00 <Matthew> and he acts like this lol
57:00 <faux> Welcome to the DiViNe amelia
58:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
58:00 <Matthew> oh gawd
58:00 <simba> AHAHAHAH
59:00 <amelia> (@simba) AHAHAHAH
59:00 <simba> good evening to the something amelia
59:00 <Matthew> i feel like Pringles
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