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00:00:00 <TheRiddler> Yeah
00:01:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkt2iJ9z9n8
00:01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: London Weekend Television - Metal Mickey Opening Titles Views: 89,918 Uploader: 1ATV Uploaded: Feb 25, 2008 Duration: 1m8s Rating: 4.69
00:03:00 <British^Meat> lol " metal Mickey
00:03:00 <British^Meat> did u get that out here?
00:03:00 <British^Meat> crazy
00:03:00 <Doodle> yup
00:03:00 <Doodle> briefly
00:03:00 <British^Meat> Supergran?
00:03:00 <British^Meat> Bangers and Mash?
00:03:00 <Doodle> yep
00:04:00 <British^Meat> Tbag?
00:04:00 <Doodle> yep
00:05:00 <Doodle> oh wait the show or are u offering
00:05:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
00:05:00 <British^Meat> oh my, i do declare
00:05:00 <TheRiddler> That show was bizarre
00:06:00 <Doodle> lol ye i had no idea what was going on as a kid watching it
00:06:00 <TheRiddler> Yep
00:07:00 <Maurice> I was too young to remember any of these shows
00:08:00 <Matthew> not even Full House?
00:08:00 <Maurice> Eh?
01:14:00 <doctor> get out.
01:14:00 <doctor> get OUT!
01:17:00 <SirChuvven> Hello there. \o
02:27:00 <Hanks> Hello
02:34:00 <British^Meat> no
02:44:00 <Hanks> Yes
03:07:00 <simba> cum
12:10:00 <couleurs> tgif
12:15:00 <couleurs> =p
12:22:00 <couleurs> Test, Am I Oneline?
13:05:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/opagNtx
13:07:00 <couleurs> Lol
13:08:00 <couleurs> :p
13:10:00 <couleurs> michelle jacksen
13:40:00 <couleurs> ;)
13:47:00 <couleurs> :p
13:51:00 <grem> http://imgur.com/gallery/0RSF3Ed
13:51:00 <grem> swish!
13:51:00 <Matthew> nice shot
13:51:00 <couleurs> Oh Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:52:00 <couleurs> NBA. I Love This Game.
13:56:00 <Matthew> kewl ...
14:01:00 <couleurs> n e other goss?
14:15:00 <couleurs> diden't think so.........
14:16:00 <Matthew> no
14:16:00 <Matthew> MELBOURNE - 2:16pm 41°C (106F) FINE
14:17:00 <Doodle> mighty fine
14:18:00 <couleurs> 2 hot 2 handle
14:18:00 <Matthew> BALLARAT - 2:18pm 38°C (100F) WINDY
14:18:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/nGPLMUh.jpg
14:18:00 <Doodle> burny
14:20:00 <couleurs> ToaSTie!!
14:23:00 <zaim> dat sunburn tho
14:24:00 <couleurs> ;)
14:30:00 <faux> i wanna slap it so bad
14:31:00 <Doodle> lol
14:32:00 <Doodle> and my sunburn? ;)
14:32:00 <couleurs> :p
14:33:00 <faux> lol
14:33:00 <faux> Ye
14:33:00 <Doodle> eep
15:44:00 <Matthew> MELBOURNE - 3:44pm 41° (106F) FINE
15:44:00 <Doodle> r u fine Matthew
15:44:00 <TheRon> 37.4
15:44:00 <Matthew> I am swell, Doodle
15:45:00 <Doodle> neato
15:45:00 <Matthew> you?
15:45:00 <Doodle> dandy thanks
15:46:00 <TheRon> yesterday was a great day for all mankind
15:46:00 <Matthew> you are a sadistic cunt, TheRon
15:46:00 <Doodle> do we have to talk about essendon every fucking day
15:46:00 <Clarkson> played that shit in primary school / high school, both/either.
15:46:00 <Doodle> like the media arent doing it enough
15:46:00 <Matthew> exactly Doodle
15:46:00 <Matthew> stfu already ... you've been speaking about it for 3+ years now, you got your wish yesterday... now fuck off
15:46:00 <Doodle> my herald sun was tarnished with 10 pages of that shit today
15:47:00 <TheRon> it was great
15:47:00 <Doodle> i'm thinking about cracking open some rum
15:47:00 <Doodle> it must be hot
15:48:00 <Matthew> sauv blanc or corona?
15:48:00 <Matthew> options...
15:48:00 <Doodle> corona
15:48:00 <Doodle> today
15:48:00 <TheRon> can't light up in the open air today
15:48:00 <Matthew> i've got some limes in the fridge too... bonus
15:48:00 <Doodle> yeah i have some lime and lemon mixer stuff
15:48:00 <Doodle> and a bottle of bacardi
15:48:00 <Doodle> lime rocks
15:49:00 <Matthew> hot weather plastered all over Facebook/Twitter from Melbournians ... "but.. but.. it's been hotter in Adelaide!" "or Perth!" or north of the border...
15:49:00 <Matthew> yes... well that's all well and good... but we don't live here for hot weather.
15:50:00 <Matthew> we're not used to it as much
15:50:00 <Doodle> i'm used to it but its still pretty hot
15:50:00 <Doodle> esp wth sunburn already
15:50:00 <Matthew> in summer ... I wish everyday ranged from like 14C at night to like 28C during the day ... perfect
15:51:00 <Doodle> its fine if u have aircon or a pool or something
15:51:00 <Doodle> if not its bloody hot
15:51:00 <TheRon> i was at the little creatures factory in geelong yesterday, damn it's a good set up
15:57:00 <Matthew> Doodle
15:57:00 <Doodle> yes ma'am
15:57:00 <Matthew> I just felt like saying Doodle
15:57:00 <Doodle> oh lol
15:58:00 <Doodle> ok
15:58:00 <Floss> craftin dem mines
15:58:00 <Matthew> :/
15:59:00 <Floss> i was applying for a job but stopped at "we need a video of you answering these questions"
15:59:00 <Floss> nope
15:59:00 <TheRon> naked?
15:59:00 <Floss> probably
16:00:00 <Doodle> damn
16:00:00 <Doodle> my plan backfired
16:00:00 <TheRon> it was a joint effort
16:00:00 <Doodle> oh good call nearly 420
16:01:00 <TheRon> can't, it's a total fire ban day
16:01:00 <Doodle> i'm inside
16:01:00 <TheRon> still
16:16:00 <TheRon> always something there to remind me
16:31:00 <TheRon> champagne supernova in the sky
16:36:00 <TheRon> we can drive it home with one headlight
16:37:00 <couleurs> u beautey
16:38:00 <TheRon> BvB!
16:38:00 <couleurs> Yeap.
16:38:00 <couleurs> 43c here now.......
16:39:00 <TheRon> 37
16:40:00 <couleurs> Get Money, Get Paid.
16:40:00 <TheRon> mo money mo problems
16:41:00 <TheRon> it's a bittersweet symphony thats life
16:45:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/PvGmsKQt9cU
16:45:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: EL VY & Stay Human Pay Tribute To David Bowie Views: 75,844 Uploader: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Uploaded: Jan 12, 2016 Duration: 4m42s Rating: 4.89
16:45:00 <couleurs> HEhEhehHeh
16:49:00 <TheRon> 38.5 in ballarat
16:50:00 <couleurs> :p
16:50:00 <morgoth> cool change on the way
16:50:00 <TheRon> hurry it up
16:50:00 <morgoth> go to the beach
16:51:00 <TheRon> the beach!
16:52:00 <Matthew> dress you up.. in my loveeee
16:52:00 <Matthew> all over my body... dress you up in my loveee.. all over all overrr
16:52:00 <TheRon> your body is a wonderland! :P
16:53:00 <couleurs> thank u
16:54:00 <TheRon> anybody like some orange drink for the long ride home?
16:56:00 <couleurs> what's you're favourite girl band Ron
16:56:00 <TheRon> pussy riot
16:57:00 <Matthew> babyyy... i compare you to a kiss from a rose on the greyyy
16:57:00 <TheRon> there's this japanese chick band that plays naked
16:58:00 <couleurs> ok
16:58:00 <TheRon> the go go's were good
16:58:00 <TheRon> our lips are sealed
16:59:00 <TheRon> i had this dream once of doing all 3 chicks of the corrs
16:59:00 <Matthew> come on barbie let's go party
17:04:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7ZpPsaMNMM
17:05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Savages - "Adore" Views: 286,014 Uploader: SAVAGESBANDLONDON Uploaded: Jan 6, 2016 Duration: 5m3s Rating: 4.13
17:05:00 <couleurs> i like these girls their really good
17:05:00 <TheRon> pumpkins cover?
17:05:00 <couleurs> no their original
17:05:00 <couleurs> sounds like the smiths/joy division but with vagines
17:07:00 <Matthew> they had style, they had grace... rita hayworth gave good face...
17:08:00 <couleurs> they rok!!!!!!
17:09:00 <TheRon> who do you need, who do you love, when you come undone?
17:09:00 <couleurs> what's you're favourite pumpkins song my 1 is this 1
17:09:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg
17:09:00 <Matthew> 1979
17:09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Smashing Pumpkins - 1979 Views: 24,250,527 Uploader: SmashingPumpkinsVEVO Uploaded: Aug 3, 2011 Duration: 4m22s Rating: 4.91
17:10:00 <Matthew> yep.
17:10:00 <couleurs> thank u
17:11:00 <couleurs> did u no pumpkins > nirvana
17:11:00 <couleurs> owned
17:11:00 <Matthew> Pumpkins WAY better.
17:11:00 <couleurs> better drumma 2
17:11:00 <Matthew> and underrated.
17:11:00 <couleurs> suck it david
17:11:00 <couleurs> thank u
17:12:00 <TheRon> i'll be wrapped around your finger
17:13:00 <couleurs> =)
17:18:00 <couleurs> LIV vs ARS
17:18:00 <couleurs> big match comeing up......
17:18:00 <TheRon> ars
17:20:00 <couleurs> drawer
17:20:00 <couleurs> 1-1
17:21:00 <TheRon> i want a fight to the death
17:25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xal1/v/t1.0-9/12509648_10153874077681310_3378154884657157912_n.jpg?oh=72938c23e84dbf731824811faeb655ac&oe=5704CD71 how old do you think this car is going off the kms it has done
17:25:00 <Doodle> its a current shape barina
17:25:00 <Doodle> so not old
17:26:00 <couleurs> 2013
17:26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope couleurs but Doodle is right but how old do you think
17:26:00 <couleurs> God Dam Nit.
17:27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> she is 3 months old believe it or not
17:28:00 <grem> wtf is that
17:28:00 <grem> the work car
17:28:00 <couleurs> ridiculous speedo tho
17:28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah man
17:28:00 <grem> then that ain't unusual for the kms
17:28:00 <grem> considering the ~500km is does each night
17:29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the car does about 3000km each week
17:29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah it only does about 220 each night BUT on the weekend the day shift uses it
17:29:00 <grem> i pulled the figure out my ass just like this pineapple before it
17:30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahahahah
17:30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucking good guess
17:30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> altho the car does do 500km on a sat and sun
17:31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> my boss gets rid of his cars after 150000 so this should be in what another year or so lol
17:32:00 <couleurs> r u a courier
17:32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope patrol officer
17:34:00 <couleurs> oic
17:45:00 <couleurs> ****GoNe****
18:07:00 <doctor> abyone here like the lion king?
18:08:00 <TheRon> i like leather and lace
18:08:00 <doctor> yeah theyre pretty good i guess
18:10:00 <TheRon> the stevie nicks song, leather and lace, who is a duet with?
18:12:00 <doctor> not sure on that one, might have to google it
18:14:00 <TheRon> i think it's don henely
18:14:00 <TheRon> henly
18:20:00 <couleurs> i'm a FiFa king.......
18:21:00 <simba> im cloud strife
18:22:00 <TheRon> happy day yesterday simba?
18:22:00 <TheRon> other than ryder and monfires?
18:25:00 <couleurs> it's 36c now woo hoo
18:26:00 <simba> yea it was me bday
18:26:00 <simba> angus burger mon fries
18:26:00 <TheRon> nice one
18:27:00 <TheRon> someone get you a hooker?
18:27:00 <simba> yea i got cale
18:27:00 <TheRon> do the job?
18:30:00 <simba> dyson heppell
18:30:00 <Doodle> will have to get a haircut now
18:33:00 <Nikky`> So windy here now and I hear thunder
18:33:00 <simba> and get a fucking job
18:33:00 <simba> put his hair in a bun and work at subway
18:34:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos
18:34:00 <Nikky`> Hey Doodledoooooooo
18:34:00 <Doodle> hows it going
18:34:00 <TheRon> gotta get my subway to use clean knives, keep getting sauces i don't ask for
18:34:00 <Nikky`> Its going good and you?
18:34:00 <Doodle> yeah not too bad thx
18:34:00 <Doodle> same old
18:36:00 <Nikky`> brb
18:36:00 <zaim> ;D
18:37:00 <simba> thats gross TheRon
18:37:00 <TheRon> on south park, the sent a goat to afghanistan to entertain the troops thinking it was stevie nicks
18:38:00 <simba> i got 1 of the main ISIS tunes stuck in my head
18:38:00 <simba> the burning people s/t
18:40:00 <Doodle> sup gertie
18:41:00 <amelia> i am sorr but guuuuud
18:41:00 <Doodle> same
18:41:00 <amelia> wot up wangbang
18:41:00 <TheRon> is it etiquette to attend a b'day party in bowls uniform?
18:41:00 <Doodle> sweating
18:41:00 <amelia> issit hot
18:41:00 <Doodle> bit
18:41:00 <amelia> i heard was like 41
18:41:00 <Doodle> 35 here now
18:41:00 <amelia> booooo
18:42:00 <TheRon> party at 6.30 on sat, gonna be pushing it to get changed
18:42:00 <amelia> bring a spare change of clothes
18:42:00 <amelia> genius
18:42:00 <TheRon> but i like a beer at the end of the game
18:43:00 <amelia> well you're in a pickle aren't you
18:43:00 <amelia> quite the pickle indeed
18:43:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:43:00 <Doodle> lolol
18:43:00 <Doodle> QuItE dA PiCkL
18:44:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
18:44:00 <TheRon> i always ask myself what would doodle do
18:44:00 <amelia> he would prob jus sit at his bay window fyi
18:44:00 <Doodle> lol
18:45:00 <TheRon> he'd have weed and not even get to the party
18:45:00 <Doodle> ^
18:45:00 <doctor> parties are full of people usually
18:45:00 <TheRon> yes
18:45:00 <Doodle> people suck
18:46:00 <doctor> they can be overwhelming
18:46:00 <couleurs> <TheRon> it's my party and i'll cry if i want to
18:46:00 <Doodle> or underwhelming
18:46:00 <TheRon> eddie murphy - party all the time
18:46:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Eddie Murphy - Party All The Time.mp3 (3.88MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:14)
18:47:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> Red Rooster Party :P
18:47:00 <Nikky`> So..my new washing machine got delivered and it had a dent in it..so pissed off..but I am using it until new one delivered
18:47:00 <Nikky`> I was actually excited to do washing today to test it out haha
18:47:00 <couleurs> sons a biches
18:47:00 <Doodle> oh damn
18:47:00 <Doodle> i need a new one too
18:47:00 <Doodle> mine sucks arse
18:48:00 <TheRon> anybody here bought a moped because of that downtown song?
18:48:00 <Nikky`> Mine was loud on spin and grinding...so loud it was horrible
18:48:00 <couleurs> me
18:48:00 <Floss> cherry ripes are a dollar at coles
18:48:00 <Doodle> mine just tries to take flight
18:48:00 <couleurs> i'm on my moped now
18:48:00 <TheRon> nice
18:49:00 <Nikky`> This one is quiet and I can watch tv in lounge and not turn sound up to 50
18:49:00 <Doodle> ooh nice
18:49:00 <Doodle> i have been looking at inverter ones, cos theyre quiet
18:49:00 <Nikky`> Its 9.5kg and sure its just me but I hate having small machines
18:50:00 <Nikky`> So far i've got new vacuum, tv and washing machine..I need something new to save and buy
18:51:00 <Doodle> oer
18:51:00 <Floss> nikky the millionaire over here
18:51:00 <Doodle> a holiday for me
18:51:00 <Doodle> in Nikky`s bed
18:51:00 <TheRon> a special toy?
18:51:00 <Nikky`> lol I wish but nope..just saved up
18:51:00 <Nikky`> lol sure Doodle, done
18:51:00 <Floss> im saving for a bali trip
18:51:00 <Doodle> ooer
18:51:00 <Floss> just to get away for a bit
18:52:00 <TheRon> save some money for some bail
18:52:00 <Floss> ha thats more likely
18:52:00 <Nikky`> My next big spend is my freakin rego..I keep putting it off so I earn interest on the money until last min its due
18:52:00 <Doodle> yeah mine is due too
18:52:00 <Doodle> stupid cars
18:52:00 <Nikky`> exactly
18:52:00 <Floss> oh i hate that shit
18:53:00 <Nikky`> I really want a new one.. i hate my car now
18:53:00 <couleurs> me 2
18:53:00 <TheRon> Nikky`: a bloke in a bowls uniform at a party, could he pull?
18:53:00 <Nikky`> I shall sort it out when I get my 10 years and 10k.. decide what I will do with it
18:53:00 <Floss> id ask to see his balls
18:53:00 <Nikky`> yes TheRon.. pull his own beer..about it
18:53:00 <couleurs> let's get a tesla together Nikky`
18:54:00 <TheRon> damn
18:54:00 <Nikky`> A what?
18:54:00 <couleurs> 1 of those electric cars that go fast
18:54:00 <Nikky`> I see.. I might pass
18:54:00 <TheRon> a tesla coil?
18:55:00 <couleurs> ok bye
18:56:00 <Nikky`> ok bye
19:03:00 <TheRon> just fucking rain!!!
19:03:00 <Nikky`> We had a smidge of rain here
19:03:00 <TheRon> Nikky`: i went to brewery in geelong yesterday
19:03:00 <TheRon> it was great
19:04:00 <Nikky`> Where was it in geelong?
19:04:00 <TheRon> swanston st
19:04:00 <TheRon> 3k's from the beach
19:05:00 <Nikky`> aaah
19:05:00 <Nikky`> I am back in Geelong on Fri
19:06:00 <TheRon> they do meals
19:06:00 <Nikky`> I see
19:07:00 <TheRon> more importantly there's beers
19:08:00 <Nikky`> Of course
19:09:00 <TheRon> we took the kids, they had a sandpit, it was all good
19:09:00 <TheRon> the white rabbit pale ale is th ebest
19:10:00 <simba> carn the cats
19:10:00 <TheRon> exactly
19:10:00 <Nikky`> This is our year
19:10:00 <TheRon> port are stuffed now
19:11:00 <simba> lol
19:11:00 <TheRon> mind you matthew lobbe is happy
19:11:00 <simba> matty the lobster
19:11:00 <simba> watch out, he's so white he'll blind you
19:12:00 <TheRon> geelong's rucks if healthy, look out
19:12:00 <simba> stanley?
19:13:00 <TheRon> smith, clarke, blicavs
19:13:00 <Clarkson> was the nun a hell hardass
19:13:00 <simba> blitza calvs
19:13:00 <TheRon> can't wait till blicavs learns how to play footy
19:14:00 <Nikky`> brb
19:14:00 <\Liar> cant wait till all your afl players are dead.
19:14:00 <TheRon> you barrack for essendon?
19:16:00 <\Liar> die cunts
19:16:00 <British^Meat> well...
19:17:00 <TheRon> what the hell was that?
19:17:00 <simba> was he waiting to be banned i think i havent seen anything sadder in ages
19:18:00 <British^Meat> lol
19:18:00 <British^Meat> true dat
19:19:00 <Nikky`> ooooh more thunder
19:19:00 <faux> nikkybix
19:19:00 <Nikky`> faux xx :o)
19:19:00 <faux> hows it
19:21:00 <British^Meat> ceebs gens
19:21:00 <British^Meat> cants be bovs to types props
19:21:00 <simba> thats pretty mean
19:22:00 <faux> this is how much i care
19:24:00 <simba> you dont have to say anything for me to know
19:25:00 <faux> phew
19:35:00 <Doodle> rofl faux
19:35:00 <Doodle> ur comment
19:35:00 <Doodle> fu
19:36:00 <faux> lmao
19:37:00 <simba> CRUSH...
19:39:00 <faux> Hello, Skirmish.
19:39:00 <Skirmish> Oxford commas are free. Hand them around.
19:39:00 <Skirmish> Hello faux
19:40:00 <faux> Ha ha.
19:41:00 <faux> skirmish whats your favourite tv show
19:41:00 <simba> i dont get it and i couldnt be happier
19:41:00 <Skirmish> Overall or currently?
19:42:00 <Skirmish> Lie to Me overall. Blacklist currently.
19:42:00 <Skirmish> I cried when they didn't extend Lie to Me beyond the 3rd season. I have sent an email to netflix to pick it back up.
19:43:00 <simba> ur fav tv show of all time is a 2 season netflixer
19:43:00 <faux> blacklist is incredible
19:43:00 <faux> need a new ep asap
19:44:00 <Skirmish> Lie to me isn't a 2 season netflixer.
19:44:00 <Skirmish> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1235099/
19:45:00 <simba> starring mr orange
19:45:00 <Skirmish> I am very interested in the whole subject of reading people by facial expressions and body language. Probably why I liked the show so much.
19:45:00 <simba> faux is interested in that stuff
19:46:00 <faux> lol
19:46:00 <faux> ok partay
19:46:00 <Skirmish> Worth a look if you have not seen already. Close second and third to that would have to be Boston Legal and House.
19:47:00 <faux> i saw a few eps of lie to me when it was on teevs
19:47:00 <faux> not interested enough to watch fully
19:47:00 <faux> loved house :')
19:47:00 <simba> boston legal was funny cos i was 15/16
19:48:00 <doctor> late night teevee cos nothing better to do
19:51:00 <doctor> that's it... i'm partitioning the government to ban everyone from the internet
19:51:00 <doctor> nuf' is nuf'
19:56:00 <couleurs> u guys sure watch some shitty shows lol
19:57:00 <doctor> im trying to watch the shannarah chronicles but its taking forever to dl
19:58:00 <doctor> i like elves n shit
19:58:00 <couleurs> gaybo!!!!!!!!!
19:59:00 <couleurs> :p
19:59:00 <couleurs> ;)
20:01:00 <couleurs> i saw ted danson is going to be in the new series of csi cyber
20:01:00 <couleurs> holy shit what the fuck
20:01:00 <doctor> i liked him in house
20:02:00 <couleurs> nigger must be in some debt
20:02:00 <Clarkson> imagine dating her, she changes personality and it would be like fucking a different chic
20:02:00 <couleurs> Hell Yes
20:02:00 <couleurs> crasy girls r best
20:06:00 <amsy> u
20:06:00 <couleurs> GRiGGLe
20:07:00 <couleurs> hi amsy :n
20:14:00 <couleurs> Bye Skirmish CK
20:27:00 <faux> why the heck was this a recommended video on youtube
20:27:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/bDykjXjlc5U
20:27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 2K16 iPhone 6S - Siri Beatboxing Views: 234 Uploader: Albert D'Urbano Uploaded: Jan 13, 2016 Duration: 0m31s Rating: 5.00
20:28:00 <couleurs> cos it has iPhone 6S and Siri in the title
20:29:00 <faux> lmao https://youtu.be/c4oP3opA7II
20:29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Siri Beatbox Views: 24,779 Uploader: QGR974 Uploaded: Apr 11, 2015 Duration: 1m43s Rating: 2.12
20:29:00 <faux> yeah but i dont watch iphone vids lol
20:29:00 <faux> idgi
20:29:00 <faux> teh french one rules
20:31:00 <couleurs> how about u get ur screan fixed instead of telling me what 2 do u lil putan
20:34:00 <simba> madeleine made siri beatbox :D adorbs
20:35:00 <couleurs> :p
20:44:00 <stebie> :]
20:45:00 <couleurs> hi stebie did u get ps4 fifa 16 combo yet pls reply asap #hashtag
20:45:00 <simba> cant believe theres no chopped and screwed who let the dogs out yet
20:46:00 <stebie> no sorry *sadface*
20:46:00 <couleurs> maybe next year.............
20:52:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
20:52:00 <TheRiddler> Finished work
20:53:00 <TheRiddler> Eating kfc
20:53:00 <TheRiddler> The new krusher sux
20:54:00 <TheRiddler> Or they did it incorrectly
20:54:00 <TheRiddler> Pine lime with ice cream or milk
20:55:00 <couleurs> hallo and thank u 4 the review
20:56:00 <TheRiddler> Np
20:57:00 <couleurs> n e other goss
20:58:00 <TheRiddler> None
20:58:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4CXY6TVBMc This is stupid.
20:58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Association Football - Harry Enfield - Mr Cholmondley-Warner Views: 804,845 Uploader: chillial Uploaded: Jul 30, 2007 Duration: 4m21s Rating: 4.89
20:58:00 <Doodle> harry enfield rocks
20:58:00 <Doodle> that is all
21:02:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/RgO4D5g.jpg
21:03:00 <couleurs> Oh Shit!!!!!!!!
21:03:00 <Doodle> lol
21:04:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/uR3sYJU.gifv
21:04:00 <couleurs> lolol
21:08:00 <TheRiddler> Bbl
21:14:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHMdnKPvPZM
21:14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Are you sober now? – Ozzy Osbourne Views: 110,847 Uploader: Aldowood Garduza Uploaded: Nov 4, 2015 Duration: 0m7s Rating: 4.99
21:15:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXd6u9o6dYY
21:15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Major Lazer - Keep It Goin' Louder ft. Nina Sky, Ricky Blaze Views: 3,161,395 Uploader: MajorLazerVEVO Uploaded: Dec 2, 2009 Duration: 3m41s Rating: 4.47
21:15:00 <couleurs> big butt motorbutts
21:27:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQtiKaoNUrc
21:27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Racial Draft | Chappelle's Show Views: 330,232 Uploader: Comedy Central UK Uploaded: Dec 17, 2015 Duration: 7m30s Rating: 4.95
21:28:00 <simba> bes DC skitz
21:28:00 <Goldspade> whats all this about
21:29:00 <simba> the jews pick lenny kravitz
21:40:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/b76Ttes
21:42:00 <Doodle> delish
21:42:00 <TheRiddler> Ugh
21:43:00 <TheRiddler> I can feel that drink start to curdle
21:44:00 <TheRiddler> Should sue kfc
21:46:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
21:46:00 <TheRiddler> But then I'd more likely get the cashier fired
21:52:00 <simba> LOl.
21:52:00 <couleurs> Killed by KFC.
22:01:00 <simba> Maurice grew up masturbating to bucky o'hare comics
22:03:00 <British^Meat> dont be rude
22:04:00 <Matthew> hello British^Meat
22:04:00 <British^Meat> hi
22:05:00 <simba> hello Matthew how are you
22:06:00 <Matthew> well thanks
22:06:00 <simba> me 2
22:08:00 <couleurs> :p
22:09:00 <Matthew> kissed by a roseeee on the greyyy
22:09:00 <couleurs> wb Ron
22:10:00 <Matthew> eww don't compare me to Peter Griffin
22:10:00 <Matthew> our tastes in music may be somewhat similar... but that's about it
22:22:00 <TheRiddler> The bird
22:31:00 <Matthew> if you threw a partyyyyy... invited everyone you knewww
22:35:00 <couleurs> what
22:46:00 <Matthew> ok
22:50:00 <simba> so Matthew
22:50:00 <simba> are any of your favorite players not banned from the 2016 season
22:52:00 <Matthew> cos losing everythinggg... is like the sun going down on meee
22:53:00 <simba> that sux :~(
22:53:00 <Matthew> what ?
22:53:00 <simba> losing everything
22:54:00 <Matthew> losing what exactly?
22:54:00 <simba> i thought u meant all ur favorite players
22:54:00 <simba> :S
22:54:00 <Matthew> umm no. it's a song.
22:54:00 <simba> oh...
22:55:00 <simba> Hm.
22:56:00 <Matthew> sweet dreams are made out of these... who am i to disagree??
22:57:00 <British^Meat> R U TheRon?
22:58:00 <Matthew> no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:05:00 <faux> Matthew on snapchat
23:05:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/Fso7XCF
23:05:00 <faux> full sick pack tomamrow lol
23:05:00 <Matthew> tomamrow ... what a knob
23:07:00 <doctor> looks like a twink
23:08:00 <doctor> lacks the self-awareness to realise that's just fucking stupid
23:08:00 <Clarkson> i wana fuck a care bear
23:08:00 <Matthew> vulgar
23:09:00 <doctor> you can, just get a teddybear and shove a fleshlight in it
23:09:00 <Matthew> i want to watch Golden Girls now
23:11:00 <ynnoB> granny fucks
23:11:00 <Matthew> only Blanche does
23:11:00 <Bonny> according to what she says
23:11:00 <Bonny> no proof
23:12:00 <Matthew> Dorothy sometimes, Rose rarely, Sophia only like once or twice
23:13:00 <Bonny> I love Rose the best out of all of them
23:13:00 <Bonny> they're all dead except for rose.. she outlived them all
23:13:00 <Matthew> Betty White is 94 this year
23:13:00 <Matthew> a marvel
23:13:00 <Bonny> yup
23:14:00 <Bonny> yup
23:14:00 <Bonny> she's the best
23:14:00 <doctor> she's a bit old
23:14:00 <picard> Elli
23:14:00 <picard> Ello
23:14:00 <doctor> picard
23:14:00 <picard> doctor:
23:14:00 <Matthew> totally not the real Picard but anyway
23:14:00 <picard> It is
23:14:00 <picard> I'm at crown
23:15:00 <picard> Brb
23:15:00 <Matthew> no.
23:16:00 <British^Meat> At Crown Casino, jumps on IRC, jesus....
23:16:00 <Matthew> exactly
23:17:00 <Matthew> ludicrous
23:18:00 <simba> lol
23:20:00 <Picard> Back
23:20:00 <Picard> Fucken slow internet
23:20:00 <Picard> Matthew:
23:20:00 <Picard> Lagging
23:21:00 <Picard> Mmmmmm
23:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> Peeps n freaks
23:21:00 <Picard> Kate
23:21:00 <Picard> Wanna have sex
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> With you?
23:22:00 <Picard> No
23:22:00 <Matthew> lagging... mentally and physically...
23:22:00 <Picard> I just wanna watch
23:22:00 <Picard> Matt
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
23:22:00 <Picard> Matthew: are u ok?
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, next
23:22:00 <Picard> Did you burn your Essendon membership
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
23:23:00 <Picard> Poor Jobe. No Brownlow.
23:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> Who cares
23:23:00 <simba> he's not talking about it
23:23:00 <Picard> Why not
23:24:00 <simba> must be shattered
23:24:00 <Picard> Emotionally unable?
23:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> Too depressed
23:24:00 <Matthew> yes. no more.
23:24:00 <simba> have some sympathy
23:24:00 <British^Meat> lol, bet Picards been waiting all week for this moment
23:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> No!
23:24:00 <British^Meat> planning it all out
23:24:00 <British^Meat> total spacka
23:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol @ bm
23:24:00 <Matthew> of course he has
23:24:00 <simba> on the chalkboard
23:24:00 <Matthew> I won't be biting
23:24:00 <Picard> I think the afl should change the draft so Essendon don't get number one draft pic
23:24:00 <Matthew> he would have a little notepad of dot points that he has been compiling since February 2013 for this moment
23:25:00 <simba> they wont even get points at the end of the year surely
23:25:00 <Picard> No, March 2013
23:25:00 <British^Meat> well when he gets sad he thinks about us here on IRC
23:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Awwww
23:25:00 <Matthew> well... prepare yourselves... boss of the AFL has already come out yesterday and said if Dons finish bottom then number 1 pick is ours
23:25:00 <Picard> Matthew, they should of kept knights
23:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> When I get sad, I eat cake
23:26:00 <British^Meat> me too, coffee or carrot
23:26:00 <Picard> He is a faggot with no spine
23:26:00 <Matthew> they did the right thing in removing Knights ... but the WRONG thing with Hird. no question now.
23:26:00 <Picard> Lol
23:26:00 <Picard> Hird is finished in sport
23:26:00 <Matthew> literally every single person I know has asked me my thoughts about this the last two days... I am exhausted and had enough of talking about it
23:26:00 <Matthew> let the dust settle and then I will reveal my thoughts. enough for now.
23:26:00 <simba> :(
23:27:00 <Picard> Lol
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ok great one
23:27:00 <British^Meat> lol Picards time to shine
23:27:00 <Picard> Anzac Day tickets will be easy to get
23:27:00 <British^Meat> yer same
23:27:00 <simba> My thoughts: by Me.
23:27:00 <British^Meat> i bet most of the teams do some drug shit
23:27:00 <British^Meat> just essendon got caught
23:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> Owl!
23:27:00 <Picard> On a brighter note, Richmond play Essendon twice
23:28:00 <simba> no team have done anything close to that retarded
23:28:00 <NightOwl1> KK!
23:28:00 <Picard> Bom I agree
23:28:00 <Picard> Bm
23:28:00 <Matthew> great for Richmond then ... easier for them to sure up that losing Elimination Final berth
23:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sup?
23:28:00 <NightOwl1> Not a lot, supchoo?
23:28:00 <Picard> Not this year
23:29:00 <Picard> Matthew: you know what disappoints me as a footy fan
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> At work, attempting to be lulled to sleep
23:29:00 <simba> being 2 fat and secluded to go to a game
23:29:00 <British^Meat> a lulla lullla long
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> It's working - peeps are discussing afl
23:29:00 <Picard> Hird still hasn't accepted any responsibility for what he did.
23:29:00 <Picard> Lol simba
23:29:00 <NightOwl1> I'm pretty boring, I'm sure I can help.
23:30:00 <simba> xd
23:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yay
23:30:00 <simba> have you ever bean to a game Picard
23:30:00 <Matthew> I don't want to talk about him. He makes me sick at the moment.
23:30:00 <Picard> Lol Matthew
23:30:00 <Picard> Simba probably as many as u in Melbourne
23:31:00 <simba> ive been to maybe 7 games in melb
23:31:00 <simba> and 1 in geelong
23:31:00 <Picard> We usually go to 3 or 4 a year
23:31:00 <simba> the whle family?
23:31:00 <simba> i'll have 2 look for you on TV
23:32:00 <Picard> Why would u expect to see me on to
23:32:00 <Picard> Tv
23:32:00 <British^Meat> just look for Kyle Gass
23:32:00 <simba> ive been on tv a bunch at the footy
23:32:00 <NightOwl1> Old news now but I trust the KK family had a good chrissy?
23:32:00 <Picard> Whole family for one game, my son am I the others
23:33:00 <simba> is he a tigers fan
23:33:00 <Picard> I tend to sit on level two away from the bogans. That's probably why I'm not in a position to be on to
23:33:00 <Picard> Tv
23:34:00 <simba> up with the high rollers
23:34:00 <Picard> Yes he is, wife and daughter are Collingwood
23:34:00 <simba> brilliant
23:34:00 <Picard> Hardly high rollers
23:34:00 <NightOwl1> Wise, those flying membership cards can be deadly.
23:35:00 <Picard> Anyone going to see jimmy carr
23:38:00 <Picard> Anyways I'm off to bed
23:38:00 <Picard> Tennis tomorrow
23:38:00 <Matthew> good.
23:45:00 <British^Meat> lol, dudes such a jerk
23:45:00 <British^Meat> i have no idea how these guys have the energy to keep it up day in day out
23:46:00 <Matthew> he loves to play the social justice warrior when it suits him ... bottom line though he is just a sadistic cunt who likes to see others down
23:47:00 <British^Meat> Pretty much....
23:48:00 <Serenity> did picard mean playing tennie or watching tennis?
23:48:00 <Serenity> imagine his big pink arse bouncing around a tennie court dressed in white
23:48:00 <Matthew> watching
23:48:00 <Serenity> thank god
23:48:00 <Matthew> unless he means wheelchair tennis
23:49:00 <faux> rip david bowie http://imgur.com/nw3i3Ll
23:49:00 <amelia> yellow teef
23:50:00 <Matthew> my cousin is holding a "wake" for Bowie on saturday night ... dead set moron
23:51:00 <faux> lol
23:51:00 <faux> lordy
23:52:00 <faux> i mean its sad but thats a little strange
23:52:00 <Matthew> an earthcore pixie fairy freak who smokes a huge range of things
23:52:00 <Matthew> in a pub in richmond she is hosting it*
23:52:00 <Matthew> facebook invite... umm.. *decline*
23:58:00 <doctor> RIP Bowie
23:58:00 <doctor> reminds me I've got to remind people on facebook how compassionate I am
23:58:00 <Matthew> any death is sad and unfortunate... but in terms of the music industry his death hasn't impacted me as much as others would
23:59:00 <doctor> thats because nobody really does care. we didn't know him personally
23:59:00 <Matthew> true tbh
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