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00:00 <Matthew> you're only a couple of years older than me
00:00 <couleurs> Myspace. Still Cooler Then Facebook. #topten
00:00 <Serenity> you should know a couple years might as well be 2 dacades on the internet
01:00 <xm> prippit
01:00 <Matthew> im logging into my myspace now
01:00 <xm> myspace removed all my music, not happy tom
01:00 <simba> im actually logged in as this fake account of my mates dad we made lol
01:00 <xm> but i think it was done after tom left
02:00 <Matthew> omg
02:00 <Matthew> its sooooo different
03:00 <Matthew> kind of spooky that the one connection i still have is to a friend, penny, who passed away a couple od years ago
03:00 <Matthew> umm
04:00 <Matthew> i knew this was a reason i stopped using this shit. *log out*
04:00 <simba> no more pix
04:00 <Serenity> my page was covered in johnny depp pics
04:00 <Serenity> sigh
04:00 <simba> could you do all the layout coding like a pro
05:00 <simba> 1 of those girls that did peoples cos they were pro
06:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12548966_10154418304499688_4268373207592153563_n.jpg?oh=b1bd8527df4c8bd58ee7bb95b328381d&oe=573F05A4
06:00 <Serenity> yes i used to do the layout coding
06:00 <Matthew> smashing pumpkins
06:00 <simba> alice in chainz radio head
07:00 <Matthew> radiohead
07:00 <simba> matchbox 20
07:00 <Serenity> hole
07:00 <simba> nine inch nails maybe
07:00 <Matthew> YES FUCKKK
07:00 <Matthew> surname is JENKINS
07:00 <couleurs> soundgarden
07:00 <simba> screaming trees 
07:00 <simba> is that a band
07:00 <simba> i Think So
08:00 <couleurs> yes
08:00 <Matthew> oh fuck. hottie has a gf now
08:00 <simba> mug of milk
08:00 <simba> cup of peas
08:00 <couleurs> tea party
08:00 <simba> iron and wine
08:00 <couleurs> who will get the last 1......
09:00 <Serenity> yer i dunno
09:00 <simba> i cant tell what the thing under the mug is
09:00 <Matthew> i need to do a HOT or NOT with faux
10:00 <couleurs> looks like toast
10:00 <couleurs> and a knife
10:00 <couleurs> idgi
11:00 <Serenity> pearl jam
11:00 <simba> matchbox 20 up with those bands #Wtf
11:00 <simba> pearl jam nice 1 pfwoar band king #MusicallyGifted
12:00 <couleurs> y couldn't it b a pearl necklace and just a jar or jam #rigged #recount
12:00 <couleurs> #oBaMa
13:00 <Serenity> it was a far fkn stretch for pearl jam lol
14:00 <Matthew> kewl
14:00 <couleurs> <katatonic_kake> Next
14:00 <couleurs> they put matchbox 20 in instead of nirvana too
15:00 <couleurs> obvs the better band
15:00 <simba> 1 of these things is not like the other
15:00 <simba> and its Rob Thomas
15:00 <simba> shoulda had The Used in there
17:00 <couleurs> NickelBlack
18:00 <Matthew> he was VERY quiet tonight
18:00 <Trevor> There will come a time when you will have to choose between what is hard and what is easy
18:00 <Trevor> I'm both, right now
20:00 <Matthew> kewl
20:00 <simba> im hard 
20:00 <Serenity> hard and easy hey
21:00 <Matthew> can i show you a photo of like one of the hottest pieces of human ever
22:00 <simba> is it Zooey Deschanel
23:00 <couleurs> Joey from Friends?
23:00 <simba> Anthony Martial?
23:00 <simba> same taem
24:00 <Matthew> this is the person i was trying to find for half an hour
24:00 <simba> fellaini starting
24:00 <Matthew> and he is hotter now than i remember last
24:00 <simba> better not be reco
25:00 <simba> who even is lingard and why he starting
25:00 <amelia> reco not hot
25:00 <simba> he looks like a goon bag
25:00 <Matthew> im still drooling sorry
25:00 <couleurs> i thought lingard was their gk
25:00 <Matthew> im getting the link now
25:00 <Matthew> SERENITY ARE YOU HERE
25:00 <Matthew> I NEED YOUR GUIDANCE
25:00 <simba> thats Aerogard
26:00 <Matthew> http://s2.postimg.org/dm7nvj7qh/Full_Size_Render_1.jpg
26:00 <Matthew> http://s15.postimg.org/kl1apzl9n/Full_Size_Render_3.jpg
26:00 <amelia> sorry, i dont find 12 year olds hot
26:00 <Serenity> hello i am here my son
26:00 <Matthew> he is 20 !!!
26:00 <Matthew> not 12
26:00 <simba> looks like me on a bad day 
27:00 <Serenity> the second pic is better
27:00 <thestig> yeh the first one cant dress
27:00 <Matthew> he is stunning
27:00 <Matthew> and lives 10 minutes away
27:00 <Matthew> *Stalk*
27:00 <amelia> he is not worth 30 mins tryna find tho
27:00 <Matthew> there are WAY better photos than this
27:00 <amelia> I was looking forward to seeing something really hot
27:00 <Matthew> the cunt has even met Justin Bieber with his girlfriend
27:00 <amelia> and now
27:00 <Matthew> ummm
28:00 <amelia> you've jus ruined my fuckin night
28:00 <s3m> tom's mates
28:00 <Matthew> god she is one fucking miserable and unbearable cow
28:00 <Serenity> hes a little too young looking for me
28:00 <Serenity> but hes very cute
28:00 <couleurs> his polo shirt is def a counterfeit bought in Bali, look at that collar... it just isn't poppin'
28:00 <Matthew> just to confirm: HE IS 20.
29:00 <Matthew> like Bieber is 21
29:00 <Matthew> everybody is scared off
29:00 <simba> how old ios he?
29:00 <Matthew> twenty
29:00 <Serenity> yah he might be 20 but he looks really young to me, not saying hes not attractive he just looks young thats all
29:00 <couleurs> is he really 16
29:00 <Matthew> thats fine. you're not just going "ewww yuck"
29:00 <simba> 20 in human years right
29:00 <Matthew> and then storming off like the cow did
31:00 <couleurs> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CY7MPDgWEAQMYX8.jpg:large
31:00 <couleurs> me
31:00 <Matthew> smug cunt
31:00 <simba> yea thats whats up
31:00 <couleurs> KLoPPZoNe
32:00 <simba> /nick NORMAL 1
32:00 <Matthew> you know that guy i just showed you?
32:00 <simba> does he bat 4 the other side?
32:00 <Matthew> his girlfriend has not only met JB but also been picked as his "ONE LESS LONELY GIRL" at his concert and was on stage with him
33:00 <Matthew> that is fucking unbelievable
33:00 <simba> u jelly
33:00 <simba> i think this guy is cute https://49.media.tumblr.com/8c425bac3f67d1e6c1f1c609710123bf/tumblr_nigc9lx85U1u3mvdso1_250.gif
33:00 <Matthew> i cant believe she has so many photos with him on her prpfile
33:00 <couleurs> lmao
34:00 <simba> i cant believe its not bieber
34:00 <Matthew> not OF him... WITH him
34:00 <couleurs> oh boy i'd give anything to be a "one less lonely girl" and be up on stage with the Biebs
35:00 <Matthew> oh god
36:00 <simba> to be a boy in biebers world
36:00 <simba> a gay boy in a gay relationship with justin bieber
36:00 <Clarkson> you can shit on trees here too
36:00 <thestig> bieber had sex with a ladyboy
36:00 <Clarkson> did her pussy taste awesome?
36:00 <simba> justin bieber is doomed he will be forced to play a womans role for over a decade perhaps a politican, like tiger woods is now michelle obama
37:00 <thestig> lol clrakson 
37:00 <couleurs> lmao
37:00 <Matthew> GO UNITED
37:00 <Serenity> saraparilla is great just fyi
37:00 <couleurs> agreed.
37:00 <couleurs> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CY7MPDgWEAQMYX8.jpg:large 
37:00 <couleurs> who let grandpa on da pitch lol
38:00 <couleurs> wait wrong pic #shit
38:00 <couleurs> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CY7O5G4W8AAX10j.jpg:large
38:00 <couleurs> that 1
38:00 <simba> the fat man
38:00 <simba> dressed 4 1 last day at the office
38:00 <couleurs> Book of Secrets.
39:00 <simba> fellaini get pwned m8
39:00 <simba> good guys on bench for them
39:00 <simba> some aerogard on field
40:00 <simba> jim milner go in break a leg first minute
40:00 <simba> yehoshua legbreaker hollywood
40:00 <couleurs> lol
41:00 <couleurs> dude, time 2 get a HD streamz up
41:00 <Matthew> http://s21.postimg.org/hud1ayw2v/IMG_4205.jpg
42:00 <Matthew> http://s2.postimg.org/3qy56ca95/IMG_4206.jpg
42:00 <Matthew> ^ umm omfg ...
43:00 <Matthew> http://s11.postimg.org/estx81rpf/IMG_4207.jpg
43:00 <Trevor> have you ever gone down on a chick, and then later you look in the mirror and you realise your face is covered in blood... then you look at her face and hers is too, cause you were kissing her after
44:00 <couleurs> simba: https://streamup.com/freecast23 bro fkn xDDD 15 minz till K O
45:00 <simba> gg
48:00 <couleurs> where's B1 #ywnwa 
49:00 <simba> my internet so bad #CantStream
49:00 <couleurs> <B1> Oi, Who's this Klop fellow?
49:00 <Matthew> eww
49:00 <couleurs> dude i got it full screen on 2nd screen i'm ready 4 this 1 #pumped
49:00 <Matthew> GET FOXTEL
50:00 <simba> its in another room
50:00 <couleurs> #boycott_murdoch
51:00 <simba> murdox
52:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
52:00 <Matthew> going to watch now. 2-1 THANK YOU. xxxx
52:00 <Trevor> yes murdoch
52:00 <couleurs> Hi TheRedRooster
52:00 <Trevor> bbl not giving a crap
52:00 <Clarkson> any time he doesnt lose his shit and kill us all is a good day!
53:00 <simba> going to watch now. 3-0 THANK YOU. xxxx
54:00 <couleurs> watching now. 3-1 THANK YOU. xxxx
55:00 <couleurs> Super Sunday. Only on Sky Sports 1 HD Live from the United Kingdom of Arab Emirates. #ywnwa
59:00 <TheRiddler> no red rooster today
39:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
39:00 <TheRiddler> hai Mew
00:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/avPL96M_700b.jpg
33:00 <\aCe^> mmmm
33:00 <\aCe^> mmmmm
33:00 <\aCe^> sup freaks?
33:00 <\aCe^> ...
33:00 <\aCe^> ....
33:00 <\aCe^> .....
32:00 <Lumeah> Well if u abuse people...  No wonder you get no answers. Lol
56:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!!!
58:00 <couleurs> how about no?
29:00 <couleurs> Hi Zaim 
30:00 <zaim> Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
31:00 <couleurs> what up
54:00 <MrMark> boo
57:00 <couleurs> wooo yeaaa
25:00 <couleurs> Test, Am I Oneline?
26:00 <MrMark> cricket time
30:00 <couleurs> ok
11:00 <Matthew> mmmmmk
48:00 <couleurs> u guys r boren n i h8 u
48:00 <Matthew> thanks mate
48:00 <stebie> ty
50:00 <couleurs> No Sombrero. 
51:00 <Matthew> thank god you are Mr. Entertainment otherwise it would be a real bore
51:00 <couleurs> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-17/man-steals-120000-car-advertised-online-after-test-drive/7093764
51:00 <couleurs> me in my new car xDD
53:00 <Doodle> oh, billy
54:00 <couleurs> :p
54:00 <couleurs> ;)
55:00 <couleurs> let me, enter tain u.mp3
56:00 <MrMark> saucy
11:00 <couleurs> what's every1's top 10 movies of 2015 mine is mad max furry road ok bye
17:00 <Matthew> zzz
33:00 <couleurs> Fine.
33:00 <Matthew> stop being a Guru Josh
34:00 <faux> GJ
34:00 <couleurs> OJ
34:00 <Matthew> Infinity
35:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wmkKQhzVZA
36:00 <couleurs> good 1
36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: CHROMATICS "GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN" Views: 69,145 Uploader: Italians Do It Better Music Uploaded: Nov 6, 2015 Duration: 3m48s Rating: 4.95
36:00 <Matthew> Cherryl
37:00 <MrMark> TheRon!!!
37:00 <couleurs> wtf how many remixes did he do
37:00 <MrMark> TheRon u sexy man!!!
37:00 <Matthew> there's something he wouldn't hear everyday...
37:00 <TheRon> chicks love a man in uniform
38:00 <Matthew> you talking about your Red Rooster one?
38:00 <TheRon> my bowls uniform
38:00 <Matthew> oh... even cooler...
39:00 <Matthew> well done.
41:00 <couleurs> thank u
42:00 <TheRon> well done everybody
44:00 <faux> tqsm
44:00 <faux> Beth
44:00 <Matthew> Laticia
48:00 <Matthew> India cruising at the MCG
51:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Smokey Robinson & the Miracles - Cruisin'.mp3 (10.43MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 11:23)
52:00 <couleurs> Cruisin' USA
54:00 <TheRon> Matthew: that was same in game 2
54:00 <TheRon> and in game 1
01:00 <Matthew> you mean of the Test series in RSA that England won last night? yeah true...
02:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM8z3xjEdVs
02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Gwyneth Paltrow & Huey Lewis - Cruisin' (with Lyrics) Views: 1,807,212 Uploader: JCapria13 Uploaded: Aug 6, 2010 Duration: 4m53s Rating: 4.79
12:00 <couleurs> No.
12:00 <Matthew> this is a superb song
13:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQSYo_pC-QA
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Eric Prydz - Call On Me (Official Music Video) [HD] Views: 3,349,127 Uploader: Spinnin' Records Uploaded: Aug 24, 2012 Duration: 2m52s Rating: 4.80
13:00 <TheRon> there's something about this clip
14:00 <TheRon> wonder what it could be
14:00 <couleurs> broobs
14:00 <couleurs> brutts
14:00 <TheRon> yes!
15:00 <MrMark> music
17:00 <TheRon> benny benassi clip, the boobs shake when they use the pile driver
17:00 <TheRon> there's something about chicks and power tools
19:00 <couleurs> :))))))))
23:00 <couleurs> Brb.
23:00 <couleurs> ****GoNe*****
23:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GMoLENWsSk
23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: California Girls [HD] - David Lee Roth Views: 1,771,515 Uploader: Elconquistador69too Uploaded: May 25, 2011 Duration: 4m36s Rating: 4.82
26:00 <Matthew> kewl
37:00 <simba> hmm got some funky internet radio streaming to my sound system but I'm running low on interaction so I might throw some netflix on or something.. I could play some Just Cause 3 and come back later!
39:00 <TheRon> you were on?
42:00 <Matthew> thanks for the update
42:00 <simba> dont be silly matty
43:00 <Matthew> Just Cause 3... sounds riveting
43:00 <simba> boy you are bad at irc
43:00 <TheRon> watch some madonna
43:00 <TheRon> body full of evidence
43:00 <Matthew> no thanks!
43:00 <simba> dont you actually own an xbox
43:00 <Matthew> terrible actress
44:00 <Matthew> I have an xbox one yes with FIFA, Assassins Creed and Minecraft (which is for my nephews, nieces and little cousins)
44:00 <Matthew> Minecraft is*
44:00 <simba> spooky
45:00 <Matthew> what
45:00 <simba> nothing ------ forget i said anything
45:00 <faux> do you actually scroll back and read everything simba lol
45:00 <faux> wasnt that said like yesterday
45:00 <simba> heres mrs judgey mcjudgson right on time
45:00 <simba> i always read when my name is triggered
46:00 <simba> by romeo
46:00 <couleurs> Back.
46:00 <faux> how am i judging stop being so defensive
46:00 <faux> im asking a q
46:00 <couleurs> ****HeRe****
46:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hccAVthxbLs
46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jimmy Cliff - Peace Views: 2,001,895 Uploader: Anderson Eternamente Uploaded: Apr 19, 2008 Duration: 4m45s Rating: 4.87
46:00 <faux> Welcome Back Couleurs
47:00 <couleurs> Thank You a Lot
47:00 <faux> You are Very Welcome
47:00 <simba> sMh
48:00 <Matthew> we need PEACE
48:00 <TheRon> what the world needs is beer and lots of it
48:00 <Matthew> no thanks. not after yesterday. well and truly under weather today.
48:00 <Matthew> : (
48:00 <TheRon> weak
49:00 <faux> gross
49:00 <faux> : (
49:00 <simba> The Weather: the Discussion
49:00 <Matthew> i need to have a glass of water after every 3/4 beers these days i think ... got the worst headache on way home, dehydration?
50:00 <TheRon> aretha franklin - natural woman
50:00 <simba> well u have been drinking for about 10 years now it was bound to start having effects
50:00 <Matthew> I started when I was 15 ... so 12 years now FYI
50:00 <Matthew> but I would have like three back then and be like "woahhh"
50:00 <simba> proud of the damage i am causing my brain
51:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/MH176Av
51:00 <Matthew> I love when you play the role of moral compass, it really suits you
51:00 <faux> eesh
51:00 <TheRon> so young to complain about the effects of drinking
51:00 <Matthew> never made a mistake in his life, never done anything wrong, always on the side of God...
51:00 <Matthew> the ultimate social justice warrior
52:00 <simba> all i said was you seem proud of damaging yourself no need to get baited 
52:00 <TheRon> yet you barrack for essendon
52:00 <faux> barrack obama
52:00 <simba> why do you leap to attack someone else when they point something out you dont like about yourself
52:00 <Matthew> where am I proud?
53:00 <faux> omg who cares
53:00 <TheRon> might watch platoon tonight
53:00 <TheRon> love that movie
53:00 <simba> lets play splatoon
53:00 <faux> kewl
53:00 <simba> is splatoon ok to talk about faux
53:00 <faux> shut up simba 
53:00 <faux> youre the worst hypocrite lol
54:00 <simba> Lol.
54:00 <simba> Serenity 2 has spoken
54:00 <TheRon> faux is an apocalypse now girl
54:00 <faux> you attack people then say theyre biting back when they respond
54:00 <faux> lighten up
54:00 <simba> its called trolling are you as new to this as matt?
54:00 <simba> why are you being such a noob
55:00 <simba> GOD its no fun when you point out the plot
55:00 <faux> soz i forgot we were 15
55:00 <faux> carry on TrollLyf
55:00 <TheRon> i feel sorry for the jews
55:00 <simba> anyway 
55:00 <TheRon> god is all loving, but there's one bit he doesn't like
56:00 <simba> i didnt even attack anyone tbh i just said hes been dirnking for a while its bound to give headaches etc
56:00 <Matthew> have you been to Israel, TheRon ?
56:00 <simba> every 1 is so touchy 
56:00 <TheRon> no
56:00 <faux> LOL
56:00 <faux> lolll
56:00 <faux> feck
56:00 <faux> feckity feck
56:00 <faux> speaking of israel
57:00 <TheRon> imagine circumcision before the bronze age
57:00 <faux> this beautiful girl knocked on my door with paintings she and other students did
57:00 <Matthew> beautiful country. but I am now not allowed to travel to about 25 other Middle Eastern countries until I get a new passport
57:00 <TheRon> they didn't have knives, we're using rocks
57:00 <Serenity> unless im speaking dont actually  type my name ty. Im not a standard unit  of measurement  for you to judge people. cheers
57:00 <faux> she was from israel and had the most amazing accent
57:00 <simba> be quiet Serenity 1
57:00 <Serenity> yeah i wont
57:00 <simba> its okay you dont actually have to
57:00 <simba> calm down every one
57:00 <couleurs> fuck the jews!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <faux> woah
57:00 <Matthew> there are beautiful women in Israel, I must say
58:00 <TheRon> they didn't turn you matthew?
58:00 <Matthew> many do speak with American accents... it's kind of strange
58:00 <TheRon> not even for a night?
58:00 <Matthew> I have been with girls before, TheRon ... please... and fair chance more than you
00:00 <couleurs> tell him you've been with more men than him TheRon #owned
00:00 <TheRon> that would be stretching it
01:00 <Matthew> doubtful there
01:00 <faux> its not strange they have american teachers
01:00 <faux> same as lebanon
01:00 <TheRon> play lawn bowls, you'd be amazed the number of 30 something chicks playibg it
02:00 <faux> all my cousins have the accent too
02:00 <faux> cos theyre tauhht english by muricans
02:00 <couleurs> take pics next time xDDD
02:00 <faux> the ones overseas i mean
02:00 <Matthew> Beirut used to be the 'Paris of the Middle East' ... a lot has happened since then but it might one day return to its pre-war best
02:00 <TheRon> do they play bowls in israel?
03:00 <Matthew> I didn't see any bowls clubs, tbh. Soccer/football is pretty popular though
03:00 <TheRon> the weather would make it perfect place for bowls all year round
04:00 <Matthew> umm it does snow there, you know
04:00 <TheRon> that seems wrong
04:00 <Matthew> I was there during an October and it was like mid 20s most days and no rain
04:00 <Matthew> but it can snow there
04:00 <TheRon> see, perfect
04:00 <couleurs> Ah, Yes. Beirut the capital of divine Israel. 
05:00 <Matthew> umm.. Lebanon
05:00 <couleurs> -- simba 
05:00 <Matthew> faux was talking about Lebanon, which is next door to Israel
05:00 <couleurs> o rly
05:00 <simba> Jerusalem is divine. Filthy, but if you don't let the Ethincs touch you it can be quite the retreat.
05:00 <faux> n
05:00 <faux> .
06:00 <couleurs> lmao
06:00 <Matthew> you wouldn't go to Jerusalem as a 'divine retreat', idiot
06:00 <Matthew> Tel Aviv possibly
06:00 <simba> matthew im going to say this once in my irc career - 
06:00 <simba> i was sending you up
07:00 <Matthew> you make me send like a condescending racist and I don't like it.
07:00 <faux> send like
07:00 <faux> mama cita
07:00 <simba> sorry
08:00 <simba> i wanted to give you a bad name, hoping someone was glancing at the screen and thought it was your text
08:00 <simba> a guy like flammable or Hercules mightve done so
08:00 <TheRon> did you see that south park episode where a sacred cow brought all the religions together
09:00 <TheRon> and all the symbols merged to create the van halen symbol
09:00 <Matthew> wow... amazing
09:00 <simba> lol
10:00 <simba> did you know madonna is the queen of kabbala
10:00 <Matthew> I know she follows it but i would hardly call her the 'queen' of it
11:00 <simba> well i would
11:00 <TheRon> she's the only one i know that believes in it
11:00 <TheRon> is tom cruise still in the closet?
11:00 <Matthew> rosie o'donnell is also heavily involved but she is only queen of the dykes
11:00 <TheRon> she ever been to holland?
12:00 <simba> i smoked weed with her in amsterdam
12:00 <simba> before an ajax match
13:00 <Matthew> remember Rosie's fight with Donald Trump a few years ago? hilarious
14:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d32577Hom08
14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Donald Trump vs. Rosie O'Donnell Views: 761,785 Uploader: ettekmo Uploaded: Dec 21, 2006 Duration: 1m55s Rating: 4.59
14:00 <simba> no
14:00 <Matthew> I love Donald's words here... so blunt
14:00 <faux> Donald's
15:00 <simba> I love McDonalds... the Chicken Nuggets are divine.
15:00 <simba> A cheeky snack post-work and God is none the wiser.
16:00 <couleurs> lol
17:00 <TheRon> jesus
18:00 <Matthew> nothing wrong with McNuggets
18:00 <erlich> Madonna used the Kabbala to kill Michael Jackson because he was changing the music industry
19:00 <couleurs> fuck the jews!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:00 <simba> A$AP Rocky - Fucking Problem (feat. Drake & 2Chainz & Kendrick Lamar)
19:00 <couleurs> illuminati
20:00 <simba> "thank u lucifer" - alicia keys 2015
20:00 <TheRon> uncle fucker uncle fucker
22:00 <couleurs> :p
25:00 <flammable> simba
25:00 <flammable> a guy like flammable?
25:00 <flammable> m8 i'll rek u
25:00 <TheRon> matthew is into that
25:00 <Matthew> what
25:00 <TheRon> you're not?
25:00 <simba> flammable rox
27:00 <flammable> truer words have never been spoken simba
27:00 <simba> how about Serenity 1 sux
29:00 <Matthew> step by step... day by day... dayyyy by dayyyyy
40:00 <TheRon> don't know why you say goodbye, i say hello
44:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/BcMIZDR.jpg
45:00 <TheRon> he is retired?
46:00 <couleurs> no he's still a faggot
46:00 <thestig> pewdiepie is funny
47:00 <faux> he has good teeth
47:00 <thestig> hi faux
47:00 <faux> hey
48:00 <TheRon> long cool woman in a black dress
49:00 <Serenity> i did the best poop this moring faux you'd have been proud :')
49:00 <faux> did u take pics
49:00 <TheRon> how many courics?
49:00 <faux> lmao
49:00 <faux> grossed meself out
49:00 <Matthew> : /
49:00 <faux> i need to poop rn but i cbf
49:00 <Clarkson> but mainly because of the western sex tourists.
49:00 <Serenity> i didnt take pics but I felt like I was mr whippy
49:00 <faux> yess i love soft serve poops
50:00 <thestig> eat the booty like it's groceries 
50:00 <faux> pllllp
50:00 <Lumeah> Sup
50:00 <Serenity> it was great cause Ive been pooping tennis balls for a week
50:00 <faux> y
50:00 <Lumeah> Metamucil. 
50:00 <Serenity> no idea but, pain.
50:00 <faux> shh hagrid
52:00 <Serenity> im onto my 3rd coffee and I stillf eel like i could sleep
52:00 <TheRon> strong black coffee?
52:00 <TheRon> it's the best
54:00 <couleurs> no, i'm the best
54:00 <TheRon> nah, that's me
55:00 <Serenity> simply the best
55:00 <TheRon> that spiderbait song is about me
55:00 <TheRon> fucken awesome
56:00 <Matthew> all i wanna do... is have somee funnnnn.... until the sun comes up over santa monica boulevard
58:00 <TheRon> something in the way she moves, attracts me like no other lover
59:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N-qO3sPMjc
59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sixpence None The Richer - Kiss Me (Official HQ) Views: 26,625,246 Uploader: SergioFoobar Uploaded: Aug 5, 2010 Duration: 3m22s Rating: 4.94
00:00 <TheRon> some folks are born to wave the flag, ooh that red white and blue
01:00 <faux> karaoke with TheRon and Matthew 
01:00 <faux> woot
02:00 <Matthew> my songs are better tbh fyi
02:00 <TheRon> bit gay
02:00 <couleurs> get drunk, play bowls and then wake up with a sore asshoel........
02:00 <couleurs> n BOOM
02:00 <Matthew> wow surprise surprise TheRon
03:00 <flammable> https://sleepinginsomniacs.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/561629_10151051661458581_40582681_n.jpg?w=497
03:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK_0jXPuIr0
03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Justin Bieber - What Do You Mean? Views: 619,831,407 Uploader: JustinBieberVEVO Uploaded: Aug 31, 2015 Duration: 4m58s Rating: 4.46
04:00 <Matthew> he is AMAZINGGG
04:00 <TheRon> hey look whatever floats your boat
04:00 <Matthew> he certainly floats fucking mine ... and my dick
07:00 <doctor> i bet he likes it rough
08:00 <Matthew> he could like it anyway he wants
08:00 <TheRon> justin beiber is the only gay in the village
09:00 <Matthew> he isn't gay
09:00 <Clarkson> start bashing cunts
09:00 <TheRon> could've fooled me
09:00 <Matthew> he has more lovers than haters
15:00 <Serenity> i had a heated discussion on fb about bieber
15:00 <Matthew> divulge...
15:00 <Serenity> it ended up in some angry girl calling anyone who siad he was attractive pedophiles..
16:00 <Matthew> umm...
16:00 <Matthew> he's fucking 21 !!!
16:00 <Matthew> why are people so FUCKING DUMB!?
16:00 <Serenity> hes 22 soon if i recall correctly.. march maybe
16:00 <Serenity> anyway yeah.. it just turned stupid
16:00 <Matthew> people are so stupid they are stuck in like 2007
17:00 <Serenity> yeah she was ranting on how he looks like a little boy etc.. it was the pic of him laying in his bed in his undies
17:00 <Serenity> he looks like a normal 21 year old man to me but whatever
17:00 <Matthew> just send her a link to the nude photos from recently and she was soon change her mind about 'LITTLE boy'
17:00 <Matthew> she will soon*
18:00 <Serenity> nah she was posted other pics and was still ranting on, it was just bullshit really.. im pretty sure people just say the things they say because its 'popular' to say them
18:00 <Serenity> like the him being a girl/gay/looks like a woman etc. he doesnt hes not 14 anymore
18:00 <Matthew> exactly
19:00 <Matthew> I'm in love with Zac Efron (probs more than Biebs) ... "ohhhh he is a teenager, how dare you, you  cannot do that!!!"
19:00 <Matthew> umm guys... High School Musical was 12 years ago
19:00 <Matthew> and he's actually OLDER than me!
19:00 <thestig> pedo
20:00 <TheRon> picard
20:00 <Matthew> shut up thestig
21:00 <TheRon> all my lovin i will send to you
21:00 <TheRon> all my lovin' darling i'll be true
23:00 <Serenity> its hard to imagine zac efron being older haha
23:00 <Serenity> like i know he is but i still think of him as hell young and hes not
23:00 <Matthew> Efron turns 29 (!) in October
24:00 <TheRon> is mark hamill hot?
24:00 <Matthew> you tell us, TheRon ...
24:00 <TheRon> bit old
25:00 <TheRon> ooomp would do him
25:00 <ooomp> Never
25:00 <ooomp> Is he cute
26:00 <TheRon> luke skywalker?
26:00 <ooomp> Anakin when he grew up a bit
26:00 <TheRon> all that plastic?
27:00 <ooomp> Removed
27:00 <ooomp> Except the helmet
27:00 <TheRon> bald with the scars?
27:00 <Serenity> ohh so hes only a year younger than me
27:00 <Serenity> ace
27:00 <ooomp> Isn't that how most describe cut cock? Bald with scars
27:00 <TheRon> Serenity: you could be in there
28:00 <TheRon> ooomp: well, yes!
28:00 <flammable> i dont know how to stop
28:00 <flammable> im giving it all i got
28:00 <flammable> it's like my brakes are shot
29:00 <ooomp> Mew
29:00 <flammable> there's a Mew I haven't seen in a long time
30:00 <flammable> tell me 04how good it feels
30:00 <flammable> don't be 03scared scared scared
31:00 <flammable> Serenity, pass another beer?
31:00 <Matthew> Noni
32:00 <TheRon> Whispers at the bus stop I heard about nights out in the school yard I found out about you
34:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
35:00 <TheRon> BvB!'
36:00 <TheRon> everybody wants to rule the world
37:00 <Mew> ooomp
37:00 <Mew> la flama blanca
40:00 <Matthew> Chinese
40:00 <TheRon> mexican
41:00 <TheRon> i make the best chilli
41:00 <Matthew> Vietnamese
43:00 <simba> im viet kong
43:00 <Matthew> yes you are
44:00 <TheRon> charlie?
44:00 <TheRon> you can never find the bastard
44:00 <Clarkson> slinky_J you are a drug fucked raging moron with mental healthy issues, just fuck off
44:00 <simba> confirmed by matt
44:00 <Matthew> that's the only confirmation one needs, smart arse
45:00 <simba> how up yourself
45:00 <Matthew> sure is
45:00 <simba> confirmed by simba
46:00 <Matthew> my sources are also confirming you're in a real 'turd mood' today
46:00 <simba> way to rat faux out
47:00 <Matthew> not her tbh ... haven't spoken to her
47:00 <TheRon> that time......?
47:00 <simba> youre a rotten liar Matthew
47:00 <simba> 6:17 TheRon
48:00 <Matthew> 6:48pm EST
48:00 <TheRon> south australians, always half an hour behind
49:00 <simba> thats y we get food poisoning xD
49:00 <Matthew> chad wingard ‏@chadwingard20 7m7 minutes ago  Adelaide: the city where road works are every where and council workers not to be seen. #everyroad
49:00 <faux> wtf
49:00 <faux> paranoia
49:00 <simba> christina, i know he made it up
49:00 <simba> its Matthew
50:00 <simba> my sources confirmed he made it up
50:00 <faux> ok
50:00 <faux> youre annoying
50:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfsS3pIDBfw
50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jewel - Hands (Official Video) Views: 3,886,975 Uploader: Atlantic Records Uploaded: Oct 27, 2009 Duration: 3m45s Rating: 4.91
50:00 <simba> xD
50:00 <TheRon> if i go crazy then will you still me superman
51:00 <simba> yes
51:00 <Matthew> TheRon, do you use Facebook Messenger or iMessage (text message) more these days ?
51:00 <Matthew> on your phone*
51:00 <TheRon> nope
52:00 <xm> TheRon do you have karaoke apps on ur fone???
52:00 <TheRon> no
52:00 <xm> TheRon do you have trivia apps on ur fone?>??
52:00 <TheRon> yes
52:00 <Matthew> TheRon, what sort of mobile do you have?
52:00 <simba> this is great
52:00 <TheRon> dunno, it has numbers on it
53:00 <Matthew> Nokia 3310 ?
53:00 <TheRon> nokia something
53:00 <amsy> 5110
53:00 <Matthew> oh ok............
53:00 <xm> Nokia block off irl
53:00 <amsy> lmao
53:00 <amsy> smash ya
53:00 <TheRon> i call and text thats it
54:00 <Matthew> I don't think you'd have apps then ... but in a real bonus: you would have the 'Snake' game
54:00 <Matthew> so well done
54:00 <TheRon> don't need the other shit
54:00 <simba> i pwned at snake
54:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <faux> TheRon confirms his age
55:00 <Serenity> 76
55:00 <TheRon> nope
55:00 <TheRon> 79
55:00 <amsy> 80 then
56:00 <Matthew> you play lawn bowls, have a Nokia and live in Ballarat ... you would have to be at least 50
56:00 <TheRon> rocklobster and video killed the radio star came out in my year
56:00 <Matthew> 1989 ...
56:00 <Matthew> so you would of been what? 17 or 18 then? so you'd be in early/mid 40s now?
57:00 <xm> TheRon started doing weed back when it wasnt even illegal, so i guess he isnt that much of a rebel. more of a guy who hasnt quit the habit
57:00 <TheRon> i was bron when hey hey it's saturday was still going
57:00 <TheRon> born
57:00 <Matthew> so were most of us
57:00 <Matthew> it only stopped in 1999
57:00 <TheRon> you're way too serious
57:00 <simba> i was born on a pirate ship
57:00 <couleurs> Yahoo! Serious.
58:00 <Matthew> that would explain a bit
58:00 <simba> confirmed by Matthew
58:00 <xm> didnt you say you were born in '79 years ago TheRon 
58:00 <xm> or was that a lie
58:00 <xm> dont lie to me m8
58:00 <xm> i remember EVERYTHING
58:00 <amsy> hi cc :i
58:00 <couleurs> hi amsy :b
59:00 <TheRon> yes
59:00 <TheRon> i'm fucking ancient
59:00 <amsy> no shit
59:00 <Matthew> how old were you in 1988?
59:00 <TheRon> i'm old like creed off the office
00:00 <TheRon> work out the math dumbarse
00:00 <TheRon> 79
00:00 <simba> go da cats
00:00 <TheRon> good man
01:00 <Matthew> I thought only women were so protective/precious about their age ... you must be gay
01:00 <TheRon> i told you my age
01:00 <Matthew> no you didn't
01:00 <TheRon> you fucking blind
01:00 <Clarkson> Someone might fuck in my bed
01:00 <Matthew> paste the text to me again to remind
01:00 <TheRon> pretty sure i said my age about 3 times
02:00 <Matthew> mibbit is a piece of shit and fucks up and then it just closes
02:00 <Clarkson> amsy i will only pee in your vagina
02:00 <simba> Matthew the year was 1979
02:00 <simba> and the man was born
02:00 <simba> get it through that gay haircut
02:00 <Matthew> my haircut is better than your fucking pigeon length cut
02:00 <xm> loooooool
02:00 <Matthew> dickhead
02:00 <simba> the man is on fire
02:00 <TheRon> offspring - you gonna go far kid
02:00 <couleurs> Clarkson u cheeky chubster
02:00 <Clarkson> that awkward moment when ur fapping to porn and ur father in law catches you and finishes it off for you
03:00 <couleurs> ok
03:00 <TheRon> matthew, 79\
03:00 <Matthew> I watched a gay porno recently with that same storyline, Clarkson
03:00 <Clarkson> knifebunny has several used condoms hanging out his ass
03:00 <Matthew> so not  fucking joking* lol
03:00 <Clarkson> Jesuys christ -- Id fucking be fuming if the stars made that possibility possible =-P
03:00 <simba> my hair is probably the length of two pigeons like lengthways
03:00 <simba> if you wanna measure in pigeons
04:00 <TheRon> bill lawry
04:00 <Matthew> although oh so believable when the father in law is like 30 and the 'son' is 25
04:00 <Matthew> totally...
04:00 <couleurs> tmi
04:00 <Matthew> you need exposure
04:00 <xm> Matthew stop oppressing us because of our heterosexuality!!!
04:00 <simba> does incest turn you on
05:00 <Matthew> get out of your hetero cocoon
05:00 <Matthew> it was not 'incest' ... it was a father-in-law with his son-in-law
05:00 <Matthew> not even related
05:00 <xm> incest is the ultimate goal of all sexual perversion
05:00 <couleurs> Ah, Incest. How Divine.
05:00 <xm> lmao
05:00 <Serenity> its like boning your step brother.. its not incest its just frowned upon
05:00 <simba> so its cool to fuck any of your mums husbands after the first one
05:00 <TheRon> the book of love is long and boring
06:00 <Serenity> simba.. father in law isnt your mums husband..
06:00 <Matthew> guys, it's a porno ... it's fake... just some breaking news: most pornos contain fictional side stories
06:00 <Matthew> this was yet another
06:00 <Matthew> so to believe the 30 and 25 year old are 'related' as actors is ridic
06:00 <simba> we know what porn is
06:00 <simba> the storyline of incest turns you on tho
07:00 <TheRon> nude chicks going hard on themselves
07:00 <Matthew> here we go... knew you'd love this... creating a mountain out of nothing
07:00 <simba> idk just seems dads and sons banging turned you on
07:00 <simba> not a big deal
07:00 <Serenity> but boning someone you have no blood relation too is totes incest.
07:00 <Serenity> dun u no
07:00 <Matthew> clearly...
08:00 <Matthew> :p
08:00 <faux> wincesf
08:00 <faux> t
08:00 <faux> -f
08:00 <TheRon> incest hasn't done the tasmanians any harm
08:00 <Serenity> ty theriddler
08:00 <faux> -- theriddler
08:00 <faux> k
08:00 <simba> if going in bareback with your old man turns you on so be it lots of wild shit in the world
08:00 <faux> hi dewdel
08:00 <Doodle> hai lovely
08:00 <faux> hows it
08:00 <Serenity> i think simba is confused about what a father in law is tbh
09:00 <simba> ive moved onto just straight up fucking your own dad now
09:00 <Doodle> um
09:00 <Matthew> it was a young 25ish year old guy jerking off to a STRAIGHT porno while his wife was at work... the FATHER-IN-LAW pops around (unexpectedly as always) and barges in and catches him... it escalates from there
09:00 <Matthew> the father-in-law as I said could've even been younger than the 'son in law'
09:00 <faux> do they bone
09:00 <Matthew> of course they do
09:00 <faux> link
09:00 <Serenity> sounds hot
10:00 <Doodle> er
10:00 <simba> Link me up dude
10:00 <Matthew> but yes... OMG INCEST... OMG MATT IS INCEST.. OMFG!!! CALL THE COPS
10:00 <Doodle> what the fuck is going on
10:00 <simba> <Matthew> OMG MATT IS INCEST
10:00 <Clarkson> i will bite this chicks pussy
10:00 <Doodle> can i just ask
10:00 <faux> id marry doodle to bone me father in law
10:00 <Matthew> the fucking Adelaide drama queen over here
10:00 <Doodle> :\
10:00 <faux> ADQ
11:00 <Matthew> don't ask Doodle
11:00 <faux> can you link us already
11:00 <faux> tysm
11:00 <Matthew> i'll have to sift through redtube again
11:00 <faux> go on
12:00 <simba> what do you use to browse redtube?
12:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <Doodle> we're not busy
12:00 <Matthew> go to RedTube (gay section) and type in Czech Hunter
12:00 <Matthew> best. videos. ever.
13:00 <Doodle> k going now
13:00 <Matthew> lol sure
13:00 <faux> lol
13:00 <Doodle> hehe
13:00 <Serenity> lol
13:00 <TheRon> doodle, beerfest yesterday?
13:00 <Doodle> nup
13:00 <Doodle> no beer 4 me
14:00 <xm> guys go to godtube.com and type in "father-in-law catches guy watching porn".  watch as the father-in-law quotes leviticus off the top of his head, quite impressed tbh
14:00 <TheRon> not much shit happens in ballarat, gotta make the most of it
14:00 <Clarkson> cry me a river cunt
15:00 <simba> is it gay incest if a hamster in law fucks his son in law?
15:00 <faux> http://www.redtube.com/czechhunter
15:00 <Doodle> obviously
15:00 <faux> yw
15:00 <Matthew> i don't know... thought pigeons were more your scene tbh
15:00 <TheRon> you am i was playing apparently
15:00 <simba> Cheers for that.
15:00 <Doodle> chequehunter
15:00 <couleurs> go to MadonnaTube (gay section) and type Kabbalah 
16:00 <Doodle> loool
16:00 <simba> lol
16:00 <Matthew> go to my myarsehole.com.au/now and start licking, cunt.
16:00 <simba> lmao
16:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1SV4v_qtBI
16:00 <couleurs> :P
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: You Am I - Soldiers Views: 48,803 Uploader: catch496909 Uploaded: Dec 22, 2008 Duration: 2m35s Rating: 4.90
16:00 <thestig> faux what is that
16:00 <simba> link doesnt work
16:00 <faux> what is what
17:00 <thestig> the redtube link
17:00 <faux> gay porn Matthew recommended
17:00 <thestig> there is child porn on it
17:00 <simba> gay incest videos
17:00 <thestig> disgusting
17:00 <simba> wow
17:00 <simba> im speechless - what about you?
17:00 <TheRon> gay incest is just wrong
17:00 <faux> the guys are all ugly idgi
17:00 <Matthew> they are all actors over the age of 18
17:00 <Doodle> TheRon
17:00 <Matthew> stop being GAY
18:00 <Doodle> my mate built a fence but the boat was on the wrong side of it... half the new fence had to come down today
18:00 <xm> they are all actors acting to be over 18
18:00 <simba> i am not gay, but 20 dollars is 20 dollars
18:00 <Doodle> ^
18:00 <thestig> lol xm
18:00 <faux> i looked at thumbnails... threw up a bit in my mouth and closed it
18:00 <faux> better taste pls
18:00 <Matthew> they get offered 5000 crowns to suck dick
18:00 <Clarkson> Picard ur dads penis
18:00 <Matthew> thats like hmm $500
18:00 <thestig> there is a kid on it wtf
18:00 <simba> fauxs taste in gay porn owns
18:00 <Matthew> and they all do it
18:00 <faux> agreed
18:00 <Matthew> and then 10,000 crowns for 'more'
19:00 <faux> thestig how many vids did u watch before you found the kid
19:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <simba> would you like to do gay porn theoretically?
19:00 <Matthew> i haven't watched these for a while ... i might sit back and relax
19:00 <xm> have you tried to look for bieber look a likes?
19:00 <thestig> faux i didnt watch any lolll
19:00 <Matthew> there are no kids on there... i'm not sure who started that dumb rumour
19:00 <Matthew> they are all grown men
20:00 <Matthew> just somebody shit stirring
20:00 <thestig> scroll down u sicko
20:00 <faux> i am not sick tyvm
20:00 <thestig> no shit stiring
20:00 <Clarkson> well not really just expressing how much of a powerful fart it was
20:00 <Doodle> lol
20:00 <Doodle> ok clarky
20:00 <Matthew> which one in particular am i looking at?
20:00 <Clarkson> beer is shit
20:00 <Doodle> agreed clarky
20:00 <Clarkson> im a slut 
20:00 <Doodle> u r clarky
20:00 <Clarkson> i find the ones that talk about sex the most, get it the least
20:00 <Doodle> indeed
20:00 <xm> priests do talk about sex a lot come to think of it
20:00 <Clarkson> [10:23:53] fuck off Loof
21:00 <xm> Loof would be ticked off rn, some Russian bird beat him to writing a game to 'bash abos'
21:00 <simba> and cum
21:00 <xm> it was his life goal
22:00 <thestig> hey xm
22:00 <xm> ey stig
23:00 <faux> CLARKSON SMD
23:00 <Clarkson> yeah bitch cunt
23:00 <couleurs> xm: i just started a 5k html website business... guess why his 4k one went to dust? n BOOM
23:00 <Doodle> CLARKSON SHD
23:00 <Clarkson> In my mind you didn't fuck marko
23:00 <Doodle> lmao
23:00 <xm> tell me ur business ASX code. i wanna invest couleurs 
24:00 <couleurs> CZHNTR
24:00 <xm> couleurs, TechNology TodaY Of The FuturE (TM)
24:00 <simba> xm has a Nokia phone, loves the game Snake and doesn't know what Font the Sydney Morning Herald uses. What a laugh.
24:00 <xm> all i know in life is cum
24:00 <xm> when ya happy
25:00 <xm> cum
25:00 <Matthew> that's what starts life
25:00 <Matthew> so yes... good start
25:00 <xm> and for michael hutchence, the end
25:00 <simba> unless it all goes into a butt
25:00 <Matthew> or a mouth...
25:00 <Matthew> but you know
25:00 <simba> or your father in laws mouth
26:00 <Matthew> or that
27:00 <amsy> coldddd
27:00 <xm> Matthew: have you ever thought of running into a crowd of right-wing homophobes while wearing a rainbow rash?
27:00 <Matthew> not recently, no
27:00 <xm> sash*
27:00 <couleurs> it's warm here amsy... it's gonna be hot again... might move 2 norweg c u their
28:00 <simba> #DonTheSash
28:00 <TheRon> sometimes you can't make it on your own
28:00 <amsy> ill get the spare bed ready
28:00 <Matthew> SANDNES - 9:28am -7° (20F) FINE
28:00 <TheRon> the doghouse?
29:00 <couleurs> woof.
29:00 <xm> Cant Stand Those Homophobes On My FaceBook. Going To Cull Everyone Without The Celebrate Pride Overlay. Take That You Nazis!!!
29:00 <Matthew> MELBOURNE - 7:29pm 31° (89F) CLEAR
29:00 <couleurs> Welcome to Sadnes, Where Everyone is Happy. 
30:00 <couleurs> #ironic #alanis #mickeymouse
30:00 <simba> -kinda deep
30:00 <couleurs> Deep Weeb.
31:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/fqlNrIQ
31:00 <simba> wEbBy
31:00 <couleurs> Nice !
31:00 <Matthew> looks divine
32:00 <xm> it doesnt look quite frozen yet. i dont know if you can go figure skating on it yet
32:00 <xm> maybe wait a few weeks matt
32:00 <xm> ew
32:00 <couleurs> always reminds me of lilyhammer the tv show from tv
33:00 <amsy> lakes were just about ready to be skated on but then we got snow
33:00 <Matthew> reminds me of belinda carlisle's song 'Runaway Horses'
33:00 <simba> me 2
34:00 <couleurs> well maybe she should've locked the gate
34:00 <couleurs> xDDD
34:00 <Matthew> lol ok that was quite funny
34:00 <Matthew> first time ever
35:00 <couleurs> :~)
36:00 <simba> Red Rooster again tonight :) https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlt1/v/t1.0-9/12509909_10208315964554997_3933250945754602980_n.jpg?oh=e48bef77ff0545fe4e9dc6312ba9ef18&oe=57073B01
36:00 <couleurs> lol
37:00 <amsy> that makes me feel sick
37:00 <couleurs> special sauce!!!!!!!
37:00 <simba> that makes me feel sadnes
37:00 <faux> eeeewww soggy bread is the worst thing to touch
37:00 <faux> ever
38:00 <amsy> and gave my flashbacks of spilling drink onto my dinner when i was a kid
38:00 <amsy> :'(
39:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/rr7YztH.jpg
39:00 <couleurs> me
39:00 <amsy> lol
39:00 <Matthew> poor Cody
40:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/gYvsE4P.jpg
40:00 <couleurs> n BOOM
41:00 <simba> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12552982_988674151206492_2389225040627099899_n.jpg?oh=b4ee1b4e9b8a5fd396e72963a77c0de7&oe=5733CC1D
41:00 <simba> xaxaxaxa
41:00 <amsy> http://gfycat.com/NearAgonizingDeviltasmanian me
41:00 <amsy> hahahaha simba
42:00 <couleurs> Him a Borat.
42:00 <Matthew> read some terrible news today :(
43:00 <Matthew> http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/report-ashley-olsen-suffers-nightmare-plastic-surgery-gone-wrong/
43:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/xX9QRkC.gifv me im the goat
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <Doodle> 29 and getting plastic surgery
44:00 <Matthew> I know. so sad.
44:00 <Matthew> one of the comments was "If she wanted fuller cheeks she only needs to eat a cheeseburger"
44:00 <Doodle> lolol amsy
44:00 <Matthew> I agree.
44:00 <faux> Full Cheeks
44:00 <faux> ft Ashley Olsen
45:00 <Serenity> faux your post about KW this morning made me laugh..
45:00 <Matthew> I hope it doesn't ruin her look
45:00 <Matthew> although the black cheeks so a bit bad
45:00 <faux> LOL
45:00 <Serenity> i thought i was the only one who thought that
45:00 <Matthew> sound*
45:00 <faux> its ridic
45:00 <couleurs> that def u amsy (the goat)
46:00 <Doodle> did i look like kanye west when i got my wisdom teeth out
46:00 <Serenity> I DONT KNOW CAUSE U DIDNT SHOW ME
46:00 <faux> idk you didnt show pix
46:00 <Doodle> haha
46:00 <Serenity> fuck ur so rude
46:00 <Doodle> i wasnt black
46:00 <faux> why
46:00 <Doodle> cos i'm white
46:00 <Doodle> WHITE POWA
46:00 <faux> oh
46:00 <Doodle> i still have holes
46:00 <faux> kkk
46:00 <faux> me 2
47:00 <Doodle> ehehehehhehheheh
47:00 <Serenity> that would legit send me over the edge
47:00 <faux> in different area codes
47:00 <Serenity> having holes in my gum
47:00 <faux> oh wait thats hoes
47:00 <Doodle> lol
47:00 <Doodle> loool
47:00 <faux> ha ha
47:00 <faux> ha.
47:00 <Doodle> they will disappear eventually
47:00 <faux> fill them with lollies 
47:00 <Doodle> eeee
47:00 <faux> surprise for later
48:00 <Doodle> lol
48:00 <faux> ooo skittle
48:00 <Doodle> omnom
48:00 <Serenity> i dont like holes
48:00 <Doodle> i do
48:00 <faux> depends who owns them
48:00 <faux> i have jely beans for annabelle
48:00 <faux> i wanna eat then
48:00 <faux> m
48:00 <Serenity> eeeek
48:00 <Serenity> shove them up her nostrils
48:00 <faux> rofl
49:00 <faux> yesterday asked her to get him icecream
49:00 <faux> she coes back and says
49:00 <faux> HERE YOU GO PAPA
49:00 <faux> i wanted to kick her over the fence
49:00 <Serenity> awwwwww
49:00 <faux> shes so cute
49:00 <Serenity> papa is ultimate cute
49:00 <Serenity> i always wished i got my kids to call me mama
49:00 <faux> she has this annoyin cunt train set toy
49:00 <Clarkson> nah I have watched one show with a gay couple in it
49:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/dtHsVWA.jpg
50:00 <faux> will send u vid 
50:00 <Doodle> oh awes poodle is nearly here
50:00 <faux> check phoje in a sec
50:00 <Doodle> with one of his mates who is thicker than he is
50:00 <Serenity> so he'll be there in 3 hours
50:00 <Doodle> believe it or not
50:00 <Doodle> ughghghhghg
51:00 <faux> im walking on air
51:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/ryvDDBt.jpg
51:00 <faux> WHY DO YOU GET ANNOYED WHEN HE COMES OVER
51:00 <faux> BUT STILL LET HIM CME OVER
51:00 <Doodle> cos i didnt know about it until just then
51:00 <faux> IDGI
51:00 <faux> just be like soz im not home
52:00 <Doodle> he owes me money of course i am home
52:00 <faux> i would hate people in my home who bug ne
52:00 <faux> me
52:00 <faux> id be like bye bitch 
52:00 <Doodle> BYE FELICIA
53:00 <faux> uh this video is taking forevs
53:00 <faux> fiddy percent
54:00 <Serenity> hurry up plz
56:00 <faux> ffs
56:00 <faux> it cancelled
56:00 <faux> why
56:00 <faux> shoukd get to you in June 
57:00 <Serenity> got it
57:00 <Serenity> downloadingg
59:00 <faux> yay
59:00 <Serenity> oh wow
59:00 <Serenity> thats super annoying
59:00 <simba> bug cum
00:00 <faux> agreed
00:00 <faux> its so noisy 
00:00 <faux> want to accidentally break it
00:00 <simba> Lol.
00:00 <Serenity> id lose the batteries quick smart
01:00 <Matthew> :O
01:00 <faux> my aunty brought a priest over to my house like 2 years ago
01:00 <faux> to pray the rosary...
01:00 <faux> he fell asleeo halfway through
01:00 <faux> and my laughing woke him up
01:00 <faux> anyway he just added me to fb lollllllll why does a priest have facebook im confused 
02:00 <Matthew> are you Christian?
02:00 <simba> what should they have churchlife
02:00 <Serenity> ugh
02:00 <faux> maronite catholic
02:00 <faux> im not religious lol but my aunty is
02:00 <Matthew> i like you more now.
02:00 <Matthew> not that i never disliked you
02:00 <Matthew> but liking more.
02:00 <Serenity> he fort u was mooslem
02:00 <xm> can i add this priest
02:00 <faux> no
03:00 <faux> lol why Matthew 
03:00 <faux> thats weird 
03:00 <couleurs> That Priest Got Swag.
03:00 <Matthew> because we have more in common
03:00 <faux> i was in tears when he fell asleep it was so awkward
03:00 <xm> Matthew: are you strongly anti-Christian?
04:00 <faux> hail mary... zzzzzzz
04:00 <faux> full off zz
04:00 <Matthew> absolutely not. i love and support the christian faith.
04:00 <xm> are Maronite masses conducted in English...
04:00 <faux> are you being sarcastic i cannot tell
04:00 <faux> some are
04:00 <xm> Matthew: r u srs?
04:00 <faux> depends on the churh
04:00 <faux> c
04:00 <Matthew> yep
04:00 <xm> why do you support it?
04:00 <faux> our lady of lebanon has both english and arabic masses
04:00 <xm> is it in contrast to Islam...
04:00 <simba> our LOL
04:00 <Matthew> because i was raised that way
05:00 <xm> which denomation?
05:00 <faux> yes its cslled OLOL
05:00 <faux> hilarious
05:00 <Matthew> church of england
05:00 <faux> denim nation
05:00 <simba> lol
05:00 <simba> have you ever questioned your faith
05:00 <couleurs> Ah, Islam the Capital of Lebanon. Divine. 
06:00 <Matthew> good old Henry VIII
06:00 <faux> LOL
06:00 <xm> i think the CoE is fairly gay friendly now tho
06:00 <Clarkson> what the actual fuckery are you cunts even on about
06:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/12540607_10207543337134173_1158002378688107506_n.jpg?oh=e9cee8404c67db8fe9e1ff010e23a7b2&oe=573454A8
06:00 <Doodle> ^
06:00 <xm> especially the low CoE
06:00 <Serenity> wheres amelia
06:00 <Serenity> she needs to buy those...
06:00 <faux> religion ClArkson keep up
06:00 <Clarkson> i would cum on you before you coulld hit me with your pos
06:00 <faux> oh
06:00 <faux> well then
07:00 <Matthew> how rude
07:00 <faux> what is CoE
07:00 <xm> Church over Ethernet
07:00 <xm> Church of England
08:00 <Maurice> Church of England
08:00 <Matthew> Church of England
08:00 <simba> Church of England
08:00 <faux> someone else pls
08:00 <faux> i didnt quite get that
08:00 <faux> ty
08:00 <Maurice> No problem
08:00 <faux> ive never heard of that tbh
08:00 <xm> aka Anglican
08:00 <Matthew> at the end of the day... catholicism and christianity are pretty much exactly the same
08:00 <faux> ohhh
08:00 <faux> lol
08:00 <couleurs> it's a church... in england...
09:00 <couleurs> trust me i know my geology.
09:00 <faux> tq
09:00 <Doodle> only catholocism has more rape
09:00 <faux> lolll
09:00 <xm> aka Episcopalian
09:00 <Doodle> at present
09:00 <Matthew> church of england was formed when Henry VIII couldn't get another divorce from the catholic pope so the big boss created his own religio
09:00 <faux> catholoc
09:00 <Matthew> religion*
09:00 <Doodle> dont be silly he didnt want to divorce the pope
09:00 <faux> he was married to teh pope?
09:00 <Matthew> and if you lived in the UK and didnt convert... he'd find you and kill you
09:00 <Doodle> he wanted to divorce his wife
09:00 <Matthew> the catholic pope wouldn't grant the divorce to Mary*
09:00 <Maurice> Didn't he just kill them
09:00 <faux> can priests bone bitches
10:00 <Serenity> i think that was bluebeard
10:00 <Matthew> most of England/Wales converted... included my family obviously... but most of Scotland didn't
10:00 <faux> bloobs
10:00 <Matthew> so it caused a war for like 200 years
10:00 <simba> Divorced, Beheaded, Died... Divorced, Beheaded, Survived
10:00 <faux> zz
10:00 <simba> Easy way to remember
10:00 <faux> xm
10:00 <simba> For all you little Historians
10:00 <faux> answer me q pls
10:00 <xm> yes, Catholic priests can bone women
11:00 <xm> even allowed by the Vatican
11:00 <faux> can they Marry
11:00 <Doodle> they just choose to rape children instead
11:00 <xm> soem are married
11:00 <simba> rape comes with the job
11:00 <xm> they allow married priests coming from the CoE to become Catholic priests
11:00 <Matthew> xm, you're right, COE is very accomodating towards gay people... but still a long way to go
11:00 <xm> that is how the married Catholic priests i know of exist
11:00 <simba> doesnt the bible say it is wrong for a man to lay with another man
12:00 <xm> but the only reason why Catholic priests cant marry is really political/financial not theological
12:00 <xm> yes, but lots of 'Christians' are pandering to the left now
12:00 <Matthew> it says that in the Greek edition of the bible, yes
12:00 <couleurs> In Conclusion, All CoE Priests are Man Utd Supporters.
12:00 <faux> whats a monsignor
12:00 <xm> something like an archbishop, i think below
13:00 <faux> but greeks love boning men
13:00 <Matthew> Liverpool vs Man Utd - 1:05am ... game on
13:00 <faux> weird 
13:00 <xm> that is a myth though, only in places like Sparta
13:00 <simba> gayme on
13:00 <simba> a mythical book said something that clashes with a stereotype #Weird
13:00 <couleurs> Gay On.
14:00 <simba> Gay game.
14:00 <faux> lmaaaaao
15:00 <xm> Gay On -- The Sequel to Ju-On!!! Be afraid!!! be very afraid!!!'
15:00 <faux> Matthew: are your parents accepting of your homo
15:00 <faux> sexu
15:00 <faux> ality
15:00 <Matthew> my Mum more than my Dad
15:00 <xm> sex u 
16:00 <xm> ur mum likes the boys you bring home ;)
16:00 <faux> do you live with them
16:00 <Matthew> nope
16:00 <faux> good
16:00 <simba> is ur dad old school brit hard man working class 
16:00 <Matthew> I have two other brothers who are happily married and they have grandchildren (2 and growing) so I don't feel as bad for them now
16:00 <xm> does your father blame your mother for playing too much Elton
17:00 <xm> are they still Anglican?
17:00 <Matthew> my Dad is just old school in general
17:00 <faux> same
17:00 <Matthew> he isn't nasty or anything... but I don't discuss a lot of stuff with him
18:00 <faux> dad is like i think gays are gross. . i mean be gay. just dont do it front f me
18:00 <faux> lol.
18:00 <faux> k 
18:00 <xm> i dont see the point of imposing your views on anything, if you have no consistent moral worldview
19:00 <simba> we all want our cents herd
19:00 <Matthew> when i broke up with my last boyfriend, he said "if you ever bring him here again, i will break his neck"
19:00 <simba> 2 cents
19:00 <Serenity> my mums weird about anything thats not a normal male/female thing.. she pretends shes not but she is weird about it
19:00 <faux> lol aw
19:00 <faux> was that him being protective of you
20:00 <Matthew> i think so because it was VERY messy
20:00 <Matthew> and my parents did a LOT for him
20:00 <Matthew> gave him money etc etc
20:00 <faux> my mums diff to dad i asked her what shed do if i was a les shes like AS LONG AS YOURE HAPPY IM FINE WITH IT 
20:00 <Matthew> anyway long story
20:00 <faux> oh wow
20:00 <faux> well thats nice of your dad
20:00 <Matthew> like i said, he might not agree but he was never nasty
21:00 <faux> good
21:00 <Serenity> mum told me bisexuals are just deviants so.. i guess i wont be telling her anything about my life rofl
21:00 <xm> my mother told me if i turned out gay she would kill herself. now i know how to get my inheritance quick
21:00 <Clarkson> raise of hands of people who give fucks about cut and uncut cocks
21:00 <Matthew> your mum sounds quite old school
21:00 <Matthew> lol
21:00 <xm> she is your typical Asian devout Catholic
22:00 <simba> you can tell xm learned massive respect because he says mother and father
22:00 <xm> no understanding of the underlying theology whatsover, just into the tradition and 'magic'
22:00 <Serenity> did she threaten to kill herself any time you bought home an A-
22:00 <Serenity> YOU DISGRACED OUR FAMILY
22:00 <Matthew> I give 'fucks' about it, Clarkson, because I don't believe in circumcision
22:00 <Clarkson> any cunt could do it
22:00 <Matthew> it's barbaric and old
22:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <xm> i did cop a bit in year 12
22:00 <Maurice> My mum couldn't give a shit
22:00 <xm> because i stopped caring about studying
22:00 <simba> Clarkson, told
22:00 <xm> too much Internet
23:00 <Clarkson> oh fuck off beehhh
23:00 <xm> kids would definitely get away easier these days by pretending to study
23:00 <xm> since a lot of it is on the PC
23:00 <xm> im an old fart, so they never believed me i was studying at the PC
24:00 <xm> which was kinda true. other than for typing word docs
24:00 <Maurice> I feel like throwing up
24:00 <Matthew> when I was in year 7 I told my mum was doing "Homework" but was on a yahoo! chatroom and then i went to the toilet and she read the screen
24:00 <Matthew> and banned me from the PC for a month
25:00 <xm> 1 month is a long time away from the PC
25:00 <xm> that would scar me
25:00 <xm> so what did you do all that ime?
25:00 <xm> time*
25:00 <couleurs> is that how you became gay
25:00 <Matthew> I was 13 so it was protesting very much
26:00 <Matthew> i can't remember what I did... probably foxtel or ACTUAL homework
26:00 <xm> or practising for drama classes 
26:00 <xm> all dressed up holding your skull
27:00 <Matthew> umm no
27:00 <xm> hand to head
28:00 <Matthew> I didn't even choose drama as an elective
29:00 <simba> i chose badminton
29:00 <couleurs> i chose the pug life
30:00 <Matthew> I did English, Literature, History, General Mathematics, Business Management & Media
30:00 <faux> modern or ancient 
30:00 <xm> did you end up as a teacher or civil servant?
31:00 <Matthew> modern
33:00 <couleurs> Spice Up Ya Life.
34:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkroIXktjgE
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Weezer - The Good Life Views: 3,186,184 Uploader: WeezerVEVO Uploaded: Jun 17, 2009 Duration: 4m15s Rating: 4.91
39:00 <Matthew> Vivian
40:00 <couleurs> Weezer Rock, Man.
40:00 <simba> George Weezer Bush
40:00 <Matthew> I just realised on mibbit that in the chatters list when a name turns red they are typing
41:00 <Matthew> only taken me a few weeks... : /
41:00 <simba> that's Thug, Dog.
42:00 <Matthew> #thuglife
43:00 <couleurs> Dude, I'm Red.
43:00 <simba> red vs red #GameDay #AFLSwansCats
43:00 <Matthew> Sydney by 27
44:00 <simba> Don The Sash
44:00 <Matthew> 1-21
45:00 <simba> Voted for Bush
46:00 <Matthew> no. that is the #donthesash win/loss column for 2016.
46:00 <simba> would you rather compete in the VFL this year?
47:00 <simba> srs question
47:00 <simba> Goodnight.... Prince Abubu.....
47:00 <Matthew> yep
48:00 <simba> you would rather be in the VFL?
48:00 <Matthew> I would rather not field a team for 2016 and then come back with a full list in 2017
48:00 <Matthew> and let the other players get 'loaned' for 12 months elsewhere (the ones not banned)
49:00 <simba> and what does Essendon FC do
49:00 <Matthew> nothing. sits and suffers.
49:00 <Matthew> and plans PROPERLY for 2017
49:00 <simba> what about you the paying member
50:00 <simba> you paid for 11 home games
50:00 <simba> or more
50:00 <Matthew> I pay for 17 games but I am happy for them to keep the cash
50:00 <Matthew> others? can't speak for them
50:00 <simba> 17 holy shit
50:00 <Matthew> or give us half price membership next year or something
50:00 <Matthew> 11 home and 6 away
50:00 <Matthew> the other 5 are interstate
51:00 <simba> R3 @ teh oval
51:00 <Matthew> we are undefeated there but that may end this year
53:00 <simba> how many games
53:00 <Matthew> 2
53:00 <Matthew> lol
53:00 <simba> oh yeah that was a gay night in the rain
53:00 <Clarkson> cheeesbung is a faggot
55:00 <Matthew> ^ is that knuckles ?
55:00 <Matthew> looks like the sort of gay username he'd have
56:00 <simba> no
56:00 <simba> he finally deleted me sometime
56:00 <simba> :( John...
56:00 <Matthew> no loss
58:00 <simba> lol i found reco pretty easily on the internets
58:00 <Matthew> hottie
59:00 <simba> lol
59:00 <simba> looks like that dumb aussie comedian
59:00 <Matthew> I haven't seen him for a few years so perhaps my memory is overrating him
59:00 <simba> that happened 2 Jesus
00:00 <Matthew> he may have aged
00:00 <Matthew> badly*
00:00 <simba> :(
02:00 <Matthew> who knows anyway... mightve been a fake photo
03:00 <simba> yea he used 2 look like a guy from Senses Fail
03:00 <Matthew> I need evidence tbh
03:00 <Matthew> i google image searched 'reco' and all this other bullshit come up
03:00 <Matthew> cbf sifting through it
03:00 <simba> really
04:00 <simba> you google image searched reco
04:00 <simba> thats great
04:00 <Matthew> LOL
04:00 <Matthew> yes... very effective
06:00 <simba> reco madonna 
06:00 <Matthew> 2 months until she is here and I am seeing her LIVE
06:00 <British^Meat> reco rumble
06:00 <couleurs> lol
06:00 <Matthew> : D
06:00 <simba> jungle japes
07:00 <British^Meat> isnt that a Donkey Kong levle?
07:00 <Matthew> it's like a prayerr... i'll take you thereee.. ohh ohhhhhhh... it's like a dream to meee
07:00 <simba> You bet your Kaballah it is.
07:00 <British^Meat> :)
08:00 <couleurs> lol
08:00 <Matthew> leave HER ALONE!!!
08:00 <British^Meat> gee, i hope she doesnt fall down any stairs this time
08:00 <simba> hes a wicked ape with attitude
08:00 <Matthew> oh yes, that WAS hilarious lol
08:00 <Matthew> i need to watch that again lol
09:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BD-6GRVrik
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: MADONNA FALLS DOWN STAIRS AT BRIT AWARDS 2015 Views: 34,642 Uploader: Mrwipeoutfails Uploaded: Feb 25, 2015 Duration: 0m17s Rating: 4.64
09:00 <Matthew> so bad but so good
09:00 <simba> so bad but he does it so well
10:00 <Matthew> she's a true professional
10:00 <Matthew> just got on with the job despite a huge setback
11:00 <thestig> madona is a cunt
11:00 <Matthew> bit harsh
12:00 <thestig> https://youtu.be/Ju6dTm0xs-o
12:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: BMW The Hire Star Clive Owen Madonna Funny Commercial - CarMasterX Views: 32,931 Uploader: CarMasterX Uploaded: May 13, 2013 Duration: 9m4s Rating: 4.64
13:00 <simba> im walking away from the troubles in my life
13:00 <Matthew> love her in that video
13:00 <Matthew> classy bitch
13:00 <Clarkson> I hate walking into toilets and someone has just left a giant big shit and all mess everywhere im like what the fuck what spastic left this like this
13:00 <Matthew> but can at least laugh at herself
19:00 <Matthew> you're gonna fly away... glad you're going my wayyy... i love it when we're cruising togetherrr... music is played for love, cruising is made for loveee... i love it when we're cruising togetherrr
20:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt88GMJmVk0 hot beat
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Eve - Let Me Blow Ya Mind ft. Gwen Stefani Views: 35,037,028 Uploader: EveVEVO Uploaded: Jun 16, 2009 Duration: 4m15s Rating: 4.91
21:00 <Matthew> shrn
21:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <simba> #skrn
21:00 <simba> what a time that was
21:00 <Matthew> so 3 years ago
21:00 <simba> feels like at least 7
22:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/Rfzgkkh.jpg
22:00 <Matthew> I think I started it like 7 years ago, yes
22:00 <Matthew> but it died about 3 years ago
22:00 <simba> is that kim kardashian
22:00 <couleurs> does madonna have 1 of those i don't think so #owned
23:00 <Matthew> gaga is a "reductive" (Madonna, 2012) rip off of Madonna
23:00 <couleurs> hehe
23:00 <Matthew> madge to console herself with the $800 million in the bank & sold out worldwide concerts
23:00 <Matthew> we will see if gaga is still doing that in 30 years time
24:00 <simba> well shes already been doing it for a good 15 years
24:00 <simba> with her previous act
24:00 <simba> Amy Winehouse
24:00 <simba> Yes, you heard it here first folks
24:00 <Matthew> sure
24:00 <Zade> lol
24:00 <Matthew> madonna is a one woman show
25:00 <simba> what is madonnas name anyway
25:00 <Matthew> that IS her name
25:00 <simba> italian
25:00 <Matthew> kind of like Cher
25:00 <Matthew> Madonna Ciccone
25:00 <simba> shes like nigella lawson the last name isnt needed
26:00 <simba> only nigela has more talent
26:00 <Matthew> correct. she's that big.
26:00 <simba> get it
26:00 <Matthew> correct not on Nigella's talent *
26:00 <simba> Matthew admitted Nigella is better than madonna
26:00 <xm> or Matthew, Queen of Austnet
26:00 <amsy> gap tooth
26:00 <Matthew> dettol peach bodywash smells so good
27:00 <faux> dettol and peach sounds like a horrid combo
27:00 <faux> dettol smell is good alone
27:00 <Serenity> im in love with my dettol mop
27:00 <Serenity> and wipes
28:00 <Matthew> im not talking the antiseptic
28:00 <Matthew> they have a body wash range
28:00 <simba> Mmm. Coconut butter. Divine.
28:00 <faux> does it not smell like dettol
28:00 <Matthew> no
28:00 <Matthew> it smells like peach and removes any germs on your body
28:00 <faux> my current body wash is vanilla berry
28:00 <faux> hng
29:00 <Matthew> http://www.mychemist.com.au/images/productimages/72366/original_CW.jpg?7%2F08%2F2014+5%3A06%3A44+PM
29:00 <Matthew> ^ there tbh
29:00 <faux> i cant smell that
29:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <Matthew> i know but you might go past it at the shops next time and open one and smell it
30:00 <Serenity> i used to buy the dettol soaps when ant was a bub cause it was the only thing that didnt flare his eczema up
30:00 <Matthew> it also comes in lime and also in honey
30:00 <Matthew> but peach is best.
30:00 <faux> shops give me anxiety
31:00 <faux> if they were empty iand small and open to the street id be ok
31:00 <faux> lol
31:00 <Matthew> shops are essential for everyday living
31:00 <xm> what about going to the shops at 3am
31:00 <xm> doesnt Sydney have stores that open at those odd hours
31:00 <faux> yes kmart
32:00 <faux> woolies etc close at like midnight i think
32:00 <xm> i would go to the bike section and ride around
32:00 <Matthew> i love k-mart ... except for the terrible mens clothing
32:00 <xm> maybe kids bikes
32:00 <xm> fun fun fun
32:00 <faux> kmart is fab but i found out today that they sell $2 polo school shirts that were made ny bangladeshi slaves who dont even earn $97 a month
32:00 <faux> so that was upsetting
33:00 <couleurs> faux: check out the internet, you can buy things oneline. trust me i did IT as an elective.
33:00 <faux> oh
33:00 <faux> kewl
33:00 <faux> tq
33:00 <Matthew> valuable hints here...
33:00 <xm> what would happen if people stopped buying those shirts tho?>
33:00 <simba> beeehh made my sweater
33:00 <Serenity> theres a 24 hour kmart here.. such a strange idea
33:00 <couleurs> uw
33:00 <xm> it's better that than nothing
33:00 <Serenity> oooh its 2am.. i really need a $4 teapot
33:00 <faux> its an amazing idea dont knock it
34:00 <faux> its for people like me who hate busy day shops
34:00 <Matthew> for people who work night shift or weird hours, it's a good idea
34:00 <faux> agreed
34:00 <Serenity> yeah i spose
34:00 <Matthew> I went to K-Mart last week at like 1am and it was surprisingly busy
34:00 <xm> it's just a great idea for me because i hate people
34:00 <faux> kmart has everything
34:00 <Serenity> my sister goes at like midnight
34:00 <couleurs> yeh what if your ps4 controller dies @ 2am and u really got 2 FiFa? 24 Hour K-Mart. 
34:00 <Serenity> but shes got a litter of children
34:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <Serenity> its probably the only peace she gets
34:00 <faux> kmart zen
34:00 <faux> :')
35:00 <faux> i have a pair of winter ankle boots i bought from their like 3 or 4 winters ago
35:00 <faux> omg maybr longer
35:00 <faux> and theyre still Amazing
35:00 <faux> they were $40
35:00 <faux> incredsies
35:00 <Matthew> divine
35:00 <faux> there*
35:00 <faux> why cant i speak english today 
35:00 <faux> im dum
36:00 <Doodle> dum bum
36:00 <faux> u
36:00 <Doodle> tru
36:00 <faux> oh
36:00 <Matthew> Cheryl
36:00 <Doodle> poodle left
36:00 <Doodle> and his little dog too
36:00 <faux> Ethel 
36:00 <faux> and his friend?
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <Doodle> oh yeah and him
37:00 <Doodle> i dont trust him cos he has a surname for a christian name
37:00 <faux> did u fall asleep on the couxh
37:00 <faux> together 
37:00 <Serenity> people who take their dogs everywhere bug me
37:00 <Doodle> no ew
37:00 <Serenity> i dont know why
37:00 <faux> oh
37:00 <Doodle> agreed sezz
37:00 <faux> i will neber let u forget that
37:00 <faux> v
37:00 <Doodle> he tried to ask me to look after his dog next weekend
37:00 <Doodle> i said no
37:00 <faux> lol
37:00 <Serenity> lol.. rooster would be so unhappy
37:00 <Doodle> fuck rooster what about me
38:00 <faux> can pets be left alone for a weekend
38:00 <simba> dogs are 80% annoying 20% good company
38:00 <Doodle> cos a poodle is right up my alley
38:00 <Doodle> faux
38:00 <faux> cant u just leave food all over th house
38:00 <faux> for it
38:00 <Doodle> his dog cant be left alone for 3 mins
38:00 <faux> ye?
38:00 <faux> lollll
38:00 <Serenity> rofll
38:00 <faux> i mean im general
38:00 <simba> no it wont know how to pace itself
38:00 <faux> not attached ones
38:00 <Doodle> he walks out the room it sits there with its nose bored into the door
38:00 <Doodle> ignoring everyone
38:00 <faux> uh
38:00 <Matthew> I love dogs more than cats
38:00 <Matthew> especially big dogs
38:00 <faux> how annoying
38:00 <Matthew> I hate the little annoying ones
39:00 <faux> ew
39:00 <faux> theyre adorbs
39:00 <faux> big dogs are so horsey
39:00 <Serenity> i dont like dogs
39:00 <Doodle> [21:38] <Matthew> I hate the little annoying ones <- what about dogs?
39:00 <Matthew> i've got a black lab and she's beautiful
39:00 <Serenity> theyre so demanding
39:00 <Matthew> but she only stays outside or in the garage
39:00 <faux> my neighbours dog has so much sas rofl
39:00 <Matthew> i don't like her inside
39:00 <simba> lil dogs are cancer
39:00 <Serenity> i hate dogs inside
39:00 <Serenity> like...
39:00 <faux> it barks and circles people when we go for walks
39:00 <faux> and then she yells t him
39:00 <Serenity> YOUR HOUSE STINKS.. i dont care if you think it doesnt.. it does
39:00 <Doodle> :/
40:00 <Doodle> lol
40:00 <faux> and h walks off barking andnlooks back at her
40:00 <faux> with attitude 
40:00 <faux> its hilarious
40:00 <Matthew> i agree
40:00 <Matthew> pets need to be outside
40:00 <faux> and hes like 5c
40:00 <faux> m
40:00 <Matthew> my friend (Sal i told you about her last week) she lets her little cunt of a dog inside and it jumps on the furniture... i leave her house after sitting on the couch covered in dog hair
40:00 <faux> ew
41:00 <Matthew> i know. so annoying
41:00 <faux> aw hes barking now outside
41:00 <faux> i think hr knows im talking about him
41:00 <Doodle> haha
41:00 <Doodle> prick
41:00 <faux> lol
42:00 <Matthew> does anybody here own birds?
42:00 <Doodle> like
42:00 <Matthew> (i dont ftr)
42:00 <Doodle> chicken?
42:00 <faux> he usualy climbs up my dresses and the other day i hadnt shaved me legs and he licked it and scurried off 
42:00 <faux> im like yeah thats rigut bitch chewbacca all up in here
42:00 <Doodle> lmao
42:00 <faux> serves u right
42:00 <faux> for molesting me
42:00 <Matthew> i will not enter a house that has a mouse or rat as a pet ... DISGUSTING
43:00 <faux> lol
43:00 <Matthew> even guinea pigs are revolting (Sorry if that offends anyone)
43:00 <faux> if its locked up
43:00 <faux> RUDE
43:00 <faux> I MISS MY BUBBLES 
43:00 <faux> you would have liked him
43:00 <faux> he was gay
43:00 <simba> as a man transitioning intoa  guinea pig i am offended
43:00 <Matthew> lol you're kidding right?
43:00 <Doodle> lmao
43:00 <faux> lmaoo
43:00 <Matthew> "ohhh... you're straighttt... you must love ISIS"
43:00 <faux> absolutely not
43:00 <faux> what
44:00 <Matthew> because a guinea pig is gay I automatically love it? lol
44:00 <faux> what the fuck  do terrorists have to do with guinea pigs
44:00 <Clarkson> and I've shit hearing so
44:00 <Matthew> trust me... plenty of gay men and lesbians are cunts who I hate
44:00 <faux> LOL
44:00 <faux> feck
44:00 <Matthew> i think i like more straight people than homos anyway
44:00 <Doodle> lesbians are the pits
44:00 <Matthew> true story ^
44:00 <simba> are you saying ISIS recruit gays?
44:00 <Serenity> excuse you
45:00 <Matthew> i said plenty of gay and lesbians are C-words ... just like plenty of straight people are
45:00 <xm> there's probably more discrimination from within than from the outside
46:00 <faux> Fennec_Fox what are your thoughts on gay men?
46:00 <Matthew> i don't trust most gay men
46:00 <Doodle> lmao faux
46:00 <faux> oh ok
46:00 <xm> fennec_fox answered non-verbally, he likes quickies with gay men
47:00 <Matthew> lol
47:00 <xm> in and out, get the job done
47:00 <simba> Ripping good yarn, lads.
48:00 <Matthew> Genevieve
48:00 <faux> Laurel
49:00 <Matthew> Debbie
49:00 <faux> Penelope
49:00 <Matthew> Sessel
49:00 <faux> LOL
49:00 <faux> weirdest spelling
49:00 <faux> is it not Cecile 
50:00 <Matthew> i know. that is NOT the right spelling
50:00 <Matthew> but i wanted the pronounciation correct
50:00 <faux> oh ok
50:00 <faux> soz
50:00 <faux> carry on
50:00 <faux> Eugene 
50:00 <Matthew> Charmaine
50:00 <xm> pronunciation
50:00 <xm> :D
50:00 <Matthew> I KNOW
51:00 <Matthew> shhh
51:00 <faux> Arthur
51:00 <Matthew> Calista
51:00 <faux> Vivian 
51:00 <simba> Martha
52:00 <Matthew> Keisha
52:00 <Matthew> Shaniqua
53:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
53:00 <Matthew> sfrn
54:00 <simba> Matthew
55:00 <Matthew> simba
56:00 <simba> whos ready 2 fifa https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12439521_1675292726046560_4714996593259627121_n.jpg?oh=0b9f04db63e139343d149e2a36ac28a6&oe=5703DF05
56:00 <Matthew> do you have xbox one
56:00 <couleurs> dude that pro
56:00 <simba> never
57:00 <Matthew> there goes that idea
57:00 <simba> thats my set up
57:00 <couleurs> ps4masterRAYS
57:00 <Matthew> where
57:00 <simba> HALO : KOMBAT EVOLVED
58:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/2yU3zIs.jpg
58:00 <couleurs> aye my boi frank
59:00 <Picard> gday
00:00 <simba> Picard mate how was the cas
04:00 <Matthew> ...
04:00 <couleurs> i'm on fifa now, hit me up bros #dank
04:00 <Doodle> lol
05:00 <Matthew> oh ffs
05:00 <simba> sonic the fifa 2
05:00 <faux> uh
05:00 <Matthew> the brady bunch movie is on and i didn't even know
06:00 <faux> can we discuss something pls
06:00 <faux> im being v Matthew rn
06:00 <Matthew> ...
06:00 <faux> but my friend is with a dude who like msgs a million chicks etc
06:00 <faux> V OPENLY
06:00 <simba> can i discuss it 
06:00 <faux> like sends them pics etc
06:00 <faux> abd she doesnt give a fuck
06:00 <faux> it makes me cringe
07:00 <Doodle> whats her phone number
07:00 <faux> shes like hes not physicaly cheating
07:00 <faux> so its ok
07:00 <faux> :/
07:00 <Matthew> she needs to get rid of him
07:00 <faux> yah swhat we tell her but she doesnt care.. or at least pretends she doesnt
08:00 <Picard> the cas was shit
08:00 <Picard> Matthew how are you mate?
08:00 <faux> it annoys us more than it annoys her
08:00 <faux> so weird
08:00 <Matthew> my friend ran a pub with her husband for a few years... she got bored and signed up for a dating website... she met this bloke (he was loaded and lives in eureka tower on the 80th floor... highest building in melbourne)
08:00 <simba> maybe she doesnt get jelly
08:00 <Matthew> she left her kids and ran off with him after quitting her job with me
09:00 <Matthew> sounds like your friend
09:00 <Matthew> this guy still uses the dating website
09:00 <Matthew> and sends dick pics etc
09:00 <Doodle> doesnt everyone
09:00 <Doodle> D:
10:00 <Picard> lol
10:00 <Picard> eureka tower is impressive
11:00 <simba> thanks i made it myself lol 
11:00 <Matthew> your friend sounds like she is scared of being alone
11:00 <Matthew> so despite this guys wrongdoings, she needs 'somebody' in her life
12:00 <Matthew> even if he is a complete knob
12:00 <xm> there was a survey a while ago about what couples found more threatening: emotionally or physically cheating. all the couples that found physical cheating to be more of a threaten had shorter lasting relationships. i suppose it's like what do you find more threatening? being hit by a car or dying of starvation? whatever you find more realistic
12:00 <faux> mm
12:00 <simba> sending photographs of yourself isnt inherently wrong tho
12:00 <xm> threaten/threat*
12:00 <faux> he was sending dick pics
12:00 <Doodle> imagine being hit by a car while cheating
12:00 <Doodle> bad luck
12:00 <Matthew> dick pics is cheating
12:00 <Matthew> imho
12:00 <simba> oh
12:00 <faux> and talking all SeXuaLLY
13:00 <Serenity> depends on their relationship
13:00 <Serenity> maybe she doesnt really care
13:00 <faux> maybe i dont understand it thats why im like uh
13:00 <faux> i get hes not physically cheating but like
13:00 <faux> i would feel v uncomfortable 
13:00 <faux> if that happened to me
13:00 <Serenity> i flash my tits like theyre pokemon cards, im not cheating on anyone
13:00 <faux> LOL
14:00 <Doodle> gotta catch em all
14:00 <faux> yeah but
14:00 <Matthew> we all have those friends who when they are with somebody (even dickheads like this) they are all over them and will excuse many incorrect behaviours just for the sake of being with somebody... but when they are single again they always want to catch up and be mates again because they've got nobody else then
14:00 <faux> this is more one on one
14:00 <Serenity> yerrr but you said hes really open about it? so its not like hes hiding it from her
14:00 <xm> maybe she gets off from it XD
14:00 <xm> all dese girls want my guy but only i get him in the end!!!
14:00 <faux> true 
15:00 <faux> idc shes still weird 
15:00 <faux> lkl
15:00 <xm> some people are just fucked like that
15:00 <Serenity> some people just arent bothered by that stuff i guess, I mean he could very well be a dick
15:00 <Clarkson> speaking of eww... Glenn McGrath on the Toyota commercials... get off my fucking screen
15:00 <Serenity> but it could just be how they are too and its not a big issue
15:00 <faux> that for me would be like well whats stopping him from cheating
15:00 <Serenity> just from another perspective thats all
15:00 <faux> then again i have trust issues 
15:00 <faux> true sez
15:00 <Matthew> I've learnt this the hard way over the past twelve months in particular: SOME people just CANNOT be helped... no matter what sort of advice or guidance you give them...
16:00 <Matthew> lost causes
16:00 <Serenity> yeah but whos to say theres anything to help
16:00 <simba> they are called Meth Heads
16:00 <faux> i guess i cant understand how she can genuinely be happy w someone like that
16:00 <faux> but f she is then good for her
16:00 <simba> like xm said maybe she finds it a turn on that her man is enticing all these girls but they cant have him
16:00 <Serenity> it could be like people who have open relationships I guess
16:00 <simba> a power thing
17:00 <xm> no one really helps anyone. they just help them to help themself. so if they refuse to help themself your efforts were for nothing
17:00 <xm> -- mrwuf
17:00 <Serenity> lol
17:00 <Matthew> I spent much of the last two years supporting a family here who were ripped apart from heroin addiction... financially supported them, helped them get back into life
17:00 <Matthew> 3 months ago ... they attacked me and left
17:00 <Matthew> some people you cannot help!
17:00 <faux> oh
17:00 <xm> fuck
17:00 <xm> if drugs are involved
17:00 <xm> lucky you left
17:00 <faux> they left
17:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <Matthew> I was more or less a Dad to 3 kids who had nothing
18:00 <Matthew> Mum on heroin, Dad in jail
18:00 <Matthew> Dad gets out of jail ... and fucks the whole family up
18:00 <simba> like the tassie devil
18:00 <xm> id just run away from home
19:00 <Matthew> invested thousands of dollars with those kids... bought them everything because they never had anything (they used to live in a caravan park and had to go through the bins for food because their Mum is a druggie with bipolar and wouldn't feed them in a bad mood)
19:00 <faux> :/
19:00 <Matthew> I felt so bad for them that I tried to 'make up' that love and time
19:00 <faux> thts fucked
19:00 <Matthew> but they grow up and then spit in your face
19:00 <xm> bipolar? fuck those cunts
19:00 <faux> Lumeah irl http://imgur.com/WX8pOJk
20:00 <Matthew> like they did to me
20:00 <Serenity> why is docs not involved
20:00 <Matthew> DHS? they are
20:00 <Serenity> oh
20:00 <simba> good karma will come 1 day
20:00 <Matthew> I had all the papers ready to foster them officially
20:00 <Matthew> but Dad gets out of jail and goes nuts
20:00 <faux> unappreciative cunts
21:00 <Matthew> I was the only stable influence in their life
21:00 <Serenity> drug addicts work on a whole other level to 'normal people'
21:00 <Matthew> I used to be the teacher of one of the kids for two years ... that's where the connection was made and DHS approached me (as I was literally the only 'sane' person) and said could I intervene or take them
21:00 <xm> that's a lot of responsibility all at once Matthew 
21:00 <Matthew> they grow up, use and abuse then fuck off
21:00 <Clarkson> beehhh die you scummy cunt
22:00 <Matthew> they will go down the same path as their parents ... drugs/crime etc
22:00 <Matthew> it's inevitable unfortunately
22:00 <Matthew> maybe them going will be a blessing in disguise, I don't know yet
22:00 <Matthew> but it still hurts to discuss
22:00 <xm> from your experience with kids, do you think it's more nature than nurture?
23:00 <Matthew> its both... I thought it was more nurture
23:00 <Matthew> but nature has so much to do with it
23:00 <Matthew> the apples don't fall far from the tree
24:00 <Serenity> yes butttt would they be that way if they were taken from birth and put with a different family?
24:00 <Serenity> being nature would mean theyd turn out that way regardless
24:00 <Matthew> the eldest one got expelled from school... which set the middle one off (who I taught) who then got mixed up in the 'wrong' crowd...
24:00 <Matthew> and it all went downhill from there
24:00 <simba> if its not right it wont work out, like harry at privett drive, he was never going to live a muggles life
24:00 <xm> the middle kid is still part of the 'wrong crowd' tho
25:00 <Matthew> yes he is... I hadn't seen him in a couple of months (they live with their grandma now who is also a druggie I believe)
25:00 <Serenity> god im scared of my kid starting high school next year
25:00 <Matthew> then I drove past him at the bus stop before Christmas
26:00 <Matthew> mind you... it was his birthday in November and I bought him a brand new desk & leather chair for his 'new' bedroom'... didn't get a thank you or anything (text etc)
26:00 <Matthew> his friend told me later on that he got it, put it together in his room and it's still there... with photos of me
26:00 <Matthew> weird kid
27:00 <xm> photos of you? what hahaha
27:00 <Matthew> stopped at the bus stop ... him: "what the fuck do you want?" .... me: "i saw you and just checking you're ok" ... him: "im fucking fine. the bus is coming, you have to go"
27:00 <Matthew> me: "did you get the desk and chair?" ... him: "yep"        ... not even a thanks!
27:00 <Matthew> it was $300
27:00 <xm> that's more than mine
27:00 <faux> what a cunt
27:00 <faux> i would have pushed him in front of the bus
27:00 <faux> i hate jerks
28:00 <Matthew> ive never been so hurt. ever. even in relationships!
28:00 <Matthew> did so much for that family
28:00 <simba> common social decencies are probably not high up in his knowledge base
28:00 <Matthew> so at christmas time... i didnt even bother
28:00 <xm> he;s never had to thank anyone before really
28:00 <Matthew> last christmas... i got him an iphone, macbook, took him to Queensland for a week
28:00 <Matthew> this year? would've got fucking nothing. but stiff shit.
28:00 <xm> wtf
28:00 <xm> macbook
28:00 <Matthew> yep. im using it now.
29:00 <Matthew> i took it off him after he punched me
29:00 <Matthew> little shit
29:00 <xm> he probably still thinks he's done nothing wrong, with all that self-entitlement
29:00 <Matthew> this pretty much explains where i've been the last 2 years off here... being pretty much a full time dad to these 3 kids
30:00 <Matthew> im so fucking dirty about it
30:00 <faux> thats quite sad
30:00 <simba> did you gain something from it
30:00 <xm> so has this experience changed you signficantly? well, of course it has. but i mean, has it made you jaded to the point you wont bother to help people like this again?
30:00 <Matthew> yes... the knowledge that some people just cannot be helped, no matter what the situation
31:00 <Matthew> I feel changed because I did grow up a lot in those couple of years... I had too... when you have 3 kids who adore you and ask to call you Dad (I said no by the way) and then taken away
31:00 <xm> it's like that old saying how people start off with leftist ideology but then move over to the right as they get older and wiser
31:00 <Matthew> for that to end like it did... heartbroken.
32:00 <faux> so their attitude changed when their dad got out?
32:00 <Matthew> their attitude changed about halfway through the year... the eldest one had to go to a juvenile detention centre (not due to me) due to his behaviour at school and on the streets
33:00 <Matthew> this set the middle one off, who really was my favourite and i had previously taught him... that's how i got tangled up in this mess
33:00 <Matthew> the middle one started wagging school and hiding stuff from me and when questioned would become very aggressive
33:00 <xm> you're lucky they didnt 'set you up' if you know what i mean
33:00 <Matthew> he pulled a knife on me, attacked me on the street by smashing me in the head etc
34:00 <Matthew> when this started... i couldn't deal with it by myself ... my partner was great but we broke up during this time as well so it was hell
34:00 <Matthew> i think when he was wagging school he'd go and catch up with dad... who was just out of jail
34:00 <Matthew> and he was putting shit in his head
35:00 <simba> termites?
35:00 <xm> kids dont understand the complexities and loyalties of love, they may think it is impossible to show love and loyalty to two fathers, so they have to hate one and love the other
35:00 <xm> YouRe noT My REaL Dad etc etc
36:00 <Matthew> i think so. mum is islander and dad is aussie so they were pretty 'big' kids as well
36:00 <Matthew> and thought/think they are much older than they are... because they look like it
36:00 <Matthew> so they got them in trouble
37:00 <simba> im surprised you went elbow deep into helping out people fucked on hard drugs
37:00 <simba> not saying you are not a caring person
37:00 <simba> but you jumping into that 
38:00 <simba> i wouldve thought youd be like O_O at the sight of a family like that
38:00 <Matthew> i care too much actually... that's my problem
38:00 <xm> yeah, it's a huge responsibility
38:00 <Matthew> it's difficult to judge my personality through a chatroom... like anybody else
38:00 <simba> maybe because you arent a drug user, people who even 1% know what thats like know what an undertaking it is
38:00 <xm> well what are you? bear? cub? twink? 
38:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <simba> im a powerbottom
39:00 <Matthew> the eldest boy started smoking at 12 and was having bongs in my backyard at 14
39:00 <Matthew> that's the sort of situation we are talking about.
39:00 <xm> ive learnt most of my stories of how druggies live like from IRC, like Pieter
39:00 <Matthew> his mother would give him smokes and the rest
39:00 <Matthew> great mother hey
39:00 <Matthew> couldn't feed her kids but happy to give them smokes
40:00 <faux> ughhhh
40:00 <faux> this makes me so angry
40:00 <faux> some people shouldnt be allowed to breed
40:00 <Matthew> agreed. 3 sons and yet i have the most lovely friends trying for a baby for yonks and nothing
40:00 <faux> theres people genuinely struggling to have kids who would be great parents 
41:00 <Matthew> the eldest two are same dad... the youngest is to the dad's best mate
41:00 <xm> faux, what sort of criteria would you set for those who are allowed to breed?
41:00 <faux> and then fuckwit junkies who pop em out and abandon them
41:00 <faux> intelligent.. compassionate..empathetic.. financially capable
41:00 <faux> loving.
42:00 <Matthew> imagine rocking up to a caravan park and seeing kids scrambling through bins for food?
42:00 <Matthew> just. fucking. heartbreaking.
42:00 <faux> not saying an IQ of 150 just smart enough to jnow what a kid needs
42:00 <xm> most people with IQs 150+ are kinda emotionally retarded anyway
42:00 <faux> lol
42:00 <faux> was just making a point 
42:00 <simba> you must be Pure in Heart
42:00 <Matthew> kids need good role models that are stable, supporting and loving ... and without talking myself up, that was me for 2 years... i had to change my life for this family
42:00 <xm> lmaoooo
43:00 <Matthew> but like i said... some people just can't be helped
43:00 <xm> and pull the Excalibur Sword
43:00 <faux> did they live with you
43:00 <xm> so ahs this changed your political views too?
43:00 <xm> like with welfare
43:00 <Matthew> yes they did... they had too
43:00 <Matthew> there was nobody else
43:00 <faux> isnt it like a... um.. idk conflict of interest lol to take on kids you teach 
43:00 <Matthew> no. he had left the school by that stage into high school
43:00 <faux> idk if thatsthe right term or whatever
43:00 <simba> no remember ms honey and matilda
44:00 <Matthew> no conflict of interest
44:00 <faux> oh ok gotcha
44:00 <Matthew> my parents were like their grandparents... giving them everything... best clothes, best shoes, best DVDs etc
44:00 <Matthew> they had a roof ove rtheir head, food on the table etc
44:00 <Matthew> it was 'novel' to them
44:00 <Matthew> but...
45:00 <faux> how sad
45:00 <Matthew> the eldest boy is now in juvenile detention and the youngest two are living a few suburbs away at their grandma's house roaming the streets
45:00 <Matthew> grandma, like i said though, is a fucking twat
45:00 <Clarkson> call the cunt how do i know
46:00 <Matthew> when i saw the middle one at the bus stop, i said "my number hasn't changed. you  can always contact me if you want a chat or need something, ok?" ... his reply: "yeah maybe" ... i drove off
47:00 <simba> the angel of guidance
47:00 <Matthew> no simba
47:00 <couleurs> Matthew is mutha fucken Santa Clawz.
47:00 <couleurs> xDD
47:00 <simba> yes
47:00 <simba> thats all u can do guide them
47:00 <Matthew> i don't want him to think he is neglected... but when you start threatening me and my family, you have to draw the line.
48:00 <simba> ya
49:00 <couleurs> i'm def a 150 IQ rite?
49:00 <xm> no, Panda s 165. and ur smarter than panda. so you're 166
50:00 <simba> im yehoshua 'IQ of Billgates' hollywood
50:00 <couleurs> lmao
50:00 <couleurs> w00t smarter then Panda in you're facebook bich xDDD
50:00 <Trevor> yeaaahhhh fucking facebook nigger
50:00 <Clarkson> zippah, its ok... you spray shit on walls when u talk, we r even lol
51:00 <simba> are you calm tonight taco
51:00 <simba> we dont want a repeat of last time it was like a cannibal corpse fight pit in text form
51:00 <simba> and you were the only 1 in the pit
51:00 <Matthew> : o
52:00 <Trevor> you mean when you banned me an hour after i said a single line
52:00 <simba> all i remember was a sea of red
52:00 <simba> from highlights
52:00 <Trevor> lay off the drugs
52:00 <faux> lolz
52:00 <simba> yes that was something like it
52:00 <simba> but much more aggressive
53:00 <simba> oh yeah even colgate was acting more normal
54:00 <Trevor> a song 4 u
54:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKj4upY1VYI
54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Split Enz - I See Red Views: 347,636 Uploader: KneesTease Uploaded: Apr 22, 2007 Duration: 3m19s Rating: 4.88
55:00 <simba> i only listen to kabbalistic artists
55:00 <Matthew> oh be quiet you
55:00 <simba> alicia keys is on fire
56:00 <Trevor> so are my bowels
56:00 <Trevor> chilli yum
57:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIWRf_04j5k#t=2m30s
57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How to tell mary kate and ashley apart on full house Views: 1,027,191 Uploader: Katie Uploaded: Aug 8, 2012 Duration: 3m6s Rating: 4.73
57:00 <Matthew> aww... these two are soo cuteeee
58:00 <couleurs> i can't believe such a youtube even exists... Katie the Kreeper
00:00 <simba> believe it bitch #AFLSwansPower
00:00 <Clarkson> holy shit those nails look awesome, wouldnt' mind them wrapped around my shlong
01:00 <couleurs> Nein Inch Nails. 
02:00 <simba> jurgelen kloppsen
02:00 <Matthew> VAN GAAL
02:00 <simba> poo eater
02:00 <simba> Manchester team of Red Devils United will eat the shit tonight from Liverpool FC!! xaxxaxaxa
03:00 <Matthew> we'll win 2-1
03:00 <Matthew> fyi
03:00 <Matthew> heard it here first!
03:00 <couleurs> 3-1 to the liver pools
03:00 <simba> all the biggest shit of the world eaten by Wayne Rooney and friends of Manchester Football Club in United
03:00 <Matthew> we won there in a great game last year
03:00 <Matthew> we can do it again
03:00 <simba> cant even remember 
03:00 <simba> was that fellaini
03:00 <simba> fuck that
04:00 <simba> no i think he was still at everton when he pwned us late
04:00 <simba> no jagielka pwned us late
04:00 <simba> al that matters is klopp 2 da top
05:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iTKIwTIIjM
05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Manchester United vs Liverpool 3-1 2015 - All Goals & Highlights - 22/03/2015 Views: 5,925 Uploader: David Superman Uploaded: Sep 11, 2015 Duration: 8m29s Rating: 4.40
05:00 <simba> no need 2 click
05:00 <Matthew> juan mata
05:00 <simba> David Superman 
05:00 <couleurs> lol
05:00 <Matthew> 6-2 the last two times we've played
06:00 <Matthew> will be 8-3 after tonight
06:00 <Trevor> hmmm i need to up my calorie intake losing too much weight
06:00 <simba> all 3-3s in the big games this weekend #MasonicNumbers
06:00 <simba> tonight will be 66-6
06:00 <Trevor> no idea how many calories im eating tho, but i know its massive
06:00 <simba> thanks 4 the tweets
06:00 <Matthew> who is tweeting
07:00 <simba> no 1
07:00 <xm> 11 13 33 77 
07:00 <simba> Tom Marvolo Riddle
08:00 <Matthew> i am tweeting my disgust now
08:00 <simba> I am on Twitter.
08:00 <simba> You can find me at: @_________LINEMAN
08:00 <Trevor> kool story bro
10:00 <couleurs> i'm @MessiFanMan1999_
10:00 <Matthew> nice
11:00 <Trevor> i'm @PieterDB
12:00 <simba> you still putting up content for those paid followers?
13:00 <Trevor> i see red
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <simba> thats brilliant
14:00 <simba> you must still be seething over my bans
14:00 <simba> by me , the "ban king"
14:00 <simba> MAN, 35, UPSET OVER "BAN KING"
14:00 <Trevor> calling you a hypocrite does not assume i am emotional of any kind
14:00 <Trevor> but thanks for asking
15:00 <simba> anything from the ban king
15:00 <Trevor> yes, seething...
15:00 <Trevor> or whatevs
16:00 <simba> if youd like to invite me to your channel again to let off some stream i can come and save another log of you going apeshit
16:00 <simba> it was pretty funny
17:00 <Trevor> ok but
17:00 <Trevor> i dont have a channel again to let off some steam
17:00 <Matthew> you don't need to pay to get extra followers fyi
20:00 <simba> why what happened
23:00 <Matthew> can i turn air con off yet
23:00 <Trevor> you may
24:00 <Matthew> thanks TREV
29:00 <faux> 4 xm http://imgur.com/c5rzg2v
30:00 <Picard> what did i miss
30:00 <Matthew> companies are being very savvy with their social media use of late... especially when it comes to irritating customers...
31:00 <faux> woolies are the best
32:00 <faux> their responses rule
32:00 <Matthew> i haven't seen them tbh
33:00 <faux> on fb
33:00 <faux> okies sleep time
33:00 <faux> nini :*
33:00 <Matthew> do i have to embarrassingly 'follow' Safeway to see them?
33:00 <Matthew> night Deidre x
33:00 <faux> possibly
34:00 <faux> next time i come across a good one ill show you
34:00 <faux> bye
34:00 <Matthew> please, yes... ciao
39:00 <simba> caviar
42:00 <couleurs> TiK ToK
42:00 <Matthew> that annoying time (now!) when you met somebody really hot two years ago and want to see how they're going on FB and can't remember their surname
42:00 <Matthew> wahhh
43:00 <couleurs> Reco Rabstein 
43:00 <couleurs> Next !
43:00 <Matthew> NO!!!
44:00 <Matthew> it's welsh
44:00 <Matthew> urghh
45:00 <couleurs> r u telling me u met panda 2 years ago......
46:00 <simba> lol
46:00 <Matthew> that guy is an absolute FRUITCAKE
46:00 <simba> Reco Hollywood
46:00 <Matthew> and no.
46:00 <couleurs> lol
49:00 <simba> Matthew and TheRon r gonna biff at the #melb meet
49:00 <Matthew> im just going through my friends 1,702 facebook friends now to try and find this stunner
49:00 <Matthew> FFS
49:00 <simba> we're not friends ;) :P Lol.
50:00 <Matthew> im not looking at my FB friends and i am aware we are not
50:00 <simba> Lol
51:00 <couleurs> On my friends Facebook looking for a friend while watching Friends. #meta #deepweeb #friendception
51:00 <Matthew> nothing more certain that this person being like 1,701 on this fucking list
52:00 <Matthew> or the little weasel now has a fake name
52:00 <simba> WTF thats so deep im writing a poem on it
52:00 <simba> https://33.media.tumblr.com/951c3602b40056281a230d3a93393a10/tumblr_inline_nyuwhdNEXO1rusaov_500.gif this is my fav trick
52:00 <couleurs> lol
53:00 <couleurs> @sk8erboi12 Tony Hawk, eat your Heart Out. 
54:00 <couleurs> sheesh still an hour before Kick Off
54:00 <Matthew> why do fucking 18 year olds need to add 23328323283232 person on their fb
55:00 <simba> scene points
55:00 <simba> remember them
55:00 <Matthew> nope
55:00 <xm> so their girl/boyfriends have a harder time spotting who they might be cheating on
55:00 <xm> do it!!!
55:00 <simba> Just A Friend
55:00 <xm> add a bit of background noise boys
56:00 <Matthew> i remember on myspace they had the 'profile visits' countdown
56:00 <Matthew> or count up *
56:00 <Matthew> whatevs
56:00 <Matthew> a number of constant speculation about who was stalking your page
56:00 <Matthew> and of course... the TOP FRIENDS list controversies
56:00 <xm> countdown? so when it got to zero a glitter rocket appeared and went to the moon? looool
57:00 <xm> oh yesss the top 8. why wont you add me >:|||||
57:00 <simba> im top 9 at genesis
57:00 <Matthew> i had the biggest fight with my ex as i was only 3rd on the list
57:00 <xm> many friendships were torn and tested
57:00 <Matthew> on their top 12 or something
58:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <couleurs> What about that Tom guy, everyone was friends with him and I mean EVERYONE !
58:00 <Serenity> lol that top 8 friends thing was serious business
58:00 <simba> i can still log into mine
58:00 <simba> all that stuff isgone tho
58:00 <Serenity> i deleted mine last year
58:00 <Matthew> you  could have top 4, 8, 12 or 16
59:00 <Matthew> but there was a bug or trick where you could hide your top friends from everyone 
59:00 <Serenity> back in my day it was only the top 8
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