// #melbourne — 2016-01-24
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00:00:00 <couleurs> ywnwa
00:00:00 <couleurs> !!!!!
00:01:00 <anotherirc3r> bit like that
00:02:00 <couleurs> :))))))
00:02:00 <anotherirc3r> how are touy couleurs?
00:04:00 <couleurs> ok
00:04:00 <couleurs> n u
00:04:00 <faux> touy
00:12:00 <anotherirc3r> haha shh
00:12:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm pretty good gthanks
00:14:00 <TheRiddler> Lol looking up Philippines sex locations
00:15:00 <anotherirc3r> heya TheRiddler
00:16:00 <British^Meat> ooer
00:17:00 <couleurs> told u it was a sex trip........
00:20:00 <Bastardly_One> well
00:20:00 <TheRiddler> Ugh
00:21:00 <British^Meat> your international networking is failing
00:21:00 <TheRiddler> Yeah
00:21:00 <TheRiddler> The WiFi drops
00:22:00 <faux> lol
00:22:00 <faux> get out
00:22:00 <grem> harsh
00:23:00 <Fennec_Fox> what are you going to do about it fat fucker? :D
00:23:00 <faux> lmao
00:24:00 <TheRiddler> OK better
00:24:00 <couleurs> #go_norwitch
00:24:00 <grem> who's he calling a fat fucker
00:24:00 <TheRiddler> Hai faux
00:24:00 <faux> hello
00:24:00 <robot> hey riddler
00:24:00 <faux> get off the internet and go bone some dudes
00:24:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
00:25:00 <TheRiddler> Maybe tomorrow
00:25:00 <anotherirc3r> wb
00:25:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks
00:26:00 <couleurs> lmao
00:26:00 <couleurs> holy shit lfc suk
00:27:00 <anotherirc3r> welcome
00:27:00 <faux> what time is it there ash
00:28:00 <couleurs> where u @ simber
00:30:00 <TheRiddler> Same as Perth time
00:35:00 <couleurs> Green N Yello!!!!!!!
00:41:00 <TimTom> 50's n 100's
00:42:00 <couleurs> yea boi!!!!!!!!
00:43:00 <TimTom> fckn green ........ lawl
00:43:00 <TheRiddler> A taxi is about 100php
00:44:00 <TheRiddler> Which is about $3
00:44:00 <AdeeL> wow
00:44:00 <AdeeL> thailand ?
00:44:00 <AdeeL> or phillpines
00:44:00 <TheRiddler> Philippines
00:45:00 <couleurs> yea? how much 4 a Nintendo 3DS XL? get me 12 if their $10 ea ok
00:45:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
00:45:00 <faux> lollllll
00:46:00 <TheRiddler> They're about the same price
00:46:00 <TheRiddler> Probably a little cheaper
00:47:00 <couleurs> :p
00:47:00 <TheRiddler> Think it's mostly food n services are cheaper
00:47:00 <TheRiddler> Clothes too
00:49:00 <couleurs> BoRiNG
00:52:00 <TheRiddler> Sex too lol
00:52:00 <couleurs> now u talkin''''
00:53:00 <TheRiddler> It's like $35
00:53:00 <TheRiddler> According to a site
00:53:00 <TimTom> fie dollah jiggy jiggy
00:53:00 <TheRiddler> Or 1000php
00:57:00 <couleurs> jesus christ what the fuck is this team
00:57:00 <Clarkson> nothing wrong with sucking cock
00:59:00 <couleurs> *WiNK*
01:05:00 <couleurs> finally
01:05:00 <couleurs> jesus
01:05:00 <couleurs> nearly had a hart attek
01:06:00 <hot_guy> allah akbar
01:07:00 <couleurs> 6 shots 6 goles
01:07:00 <couleurs> bloodey rippa
01:11:00 <TheRiddler> Goodnight
01:17:00 <couleurs> #ywnwa
01:50:00 <simba> yahhoooooooooooooo
02:29:00 <Bastardly_One> well
11:13:00 <faux> gosh
11:18:00 <thestig> ?
12:01:00 <TheRiddler> Kumusta
12:06:00 <faux> yes
12:07:00 <faux> Kumusta 2 u 2 m8
12:09:00 <simba> its cold
12:10:00 <faux> jealous
12:12:00 <TheRiddler> It's 27 here atm
12:12:00 <TheRiddler> 60% humidity
12:12:00 <erlich> 40% cum
12:13:00 <faux> you been doing anything exciting
12:13:00 <TheRiddler> Not yet
12:14:00 <TheRiddler> Still recovering from jet lag
12:15:00 <TheRiddler> Just woke
12:15:00 <faux> fun
12:18:00 <TheRiddler> I've had only 2hrs sleep yesterday
12:19:00 <faux> i woke up w the worst headache and had training w my friend so im dead rn
12:19:00 <faux> cleaned half the house and was like yup
12:19:00 <faux> thats enough
12:19:00 <TheRiddler> Ahh
12:19:00 <faux> need to lay down
12:20:00 <faux> gonna have some lunch soon and nap
12:20:00 <simba> Ahh.
12:20:00 <faux> lol
12:20:00 <TheRiddler> Ok
12:20:00 <faux> Ahh
12:20:00 <faux> Cool
12:20:00 <faux> Ok
12:20:00 <faux> Yep
12:20:00 <faux> -- TheRiddler
12:20:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
12:20:00 <faux> RiVeTiNG
12:20:00 <simba> Why doesn't TheRiddler have Xenoblade yet?
12:20:00 <simba> He must be playing My Little Pony
12:20:00 <faux> Lol
12:20:00 <faux> Ha h
12:20:00 <faux> a
12:21:00 <faux> how many peeps did u travel with ash
12:21:00 <TheRiddler> Because I forgot it came out
12:21:00 <TheRiddler> Just my friend
12:21:00 <faux> is he cute
12:21:00 <simba> you should write things down on a notepad
12:21:00 <faux> :p
12:21:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
12:21:00 <simba> Lol
12:22:00 <TheRiddler> Don't know
12:22:00 <faux> oh ok
12:22:00 <faux> would u bone his butt
12:22:00 <TheRiddler> No
12:22:00 <simba> would you ride the skin off his dick?
12:22:00 <faux> gtfo
12:23:00 <faux> R u Mocking me Simba
12:23:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
12:23:00 <faux> illkilluirl
12:23:00 <simba> nah, its my original line.
12:23:00 <faux> u wish bitch
12:23:00 <TheRiddler> Thought that said duck
12:23:00 <simba> Lol
12:23:00 <faux> fuck my eye is leaking
12:23:00 <faux> stings bad
12:24:00 <TheRiddler> Pink eye
12:24:00 <faux> ww
12:24:00 <faux> ew
12:24:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
12:24:00 <faux> Lol
12:24:00 <faux> see u blowin me a kiss it doesnt take a scientist 2 understand wots goin on baybeh
12:25:00 <MrMark> blowjobs
12:25:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going back to sleep
12:25:00 <TheRiddler> Laters
12:26:00 <faux> night
12:27:00 <Skirmish> KontaKt lenses for meeeeee, KontaKt lenses for meeeeeee
12:27:00 <faux> KontaKt
12:27:00 <simba> Mortal Kontakt
12:28:00 <Skirmish> Storm inKoming.
12:28:00 <simba> illuminati controls the weather
12:28:00 <PLOW_KING> D:
12:28:00 <PLOW_KING> oh lol forgot i had this nick
12:29:00 <simba> Lol
12:29:00 <faux> how much are full body massages
12:29:00 <faux> legit ones
12:29:00 <simba> classic Doodle
12:29:00 <faux> not TheRiddler ones
12:30:00 <simba> 80 bux
12:30:00 <Doodle> full booby massages
12:30:00 <faux> are you beinf serious or a showerhead
12:30:00 <faux> shithead*
12:30:00 <faux> lol
12:30:00 <Doodle> lolol
12:30:00 <simba> i had 1 last month
12:30:00 <faux> ok
12:30:00 <Doodle> i giv u jiggy jig massage faux best price
12:30:00 <faux> i need one
12:30:00 <TheRiddler> 350peso
12:31:00 <simba> i need 1 4 my wrists again
12:31:00 <faux> no i dont want her to slip a digit in
12:31:00 <Skirmish> do you want it for the feels or because you're hurting somewhere?
12:31:00 <Doodle> her?
12:31:00 <faux> 2 much smash bros
12:31:00 <simba> yea i no
12:31:00 <faux> Teh Feels
12:31:00 <TheRiddler> Or $11 roughly
12:31:00 <faux> im sore
12:31:00 <Doodle> my fkn neighbour has worse ocd than me
12:32:00 <faux> havent been to training in forevs and it killed me today
12:32:00 <Doodle> my lawns get mown, he's out there the next day doing his so they match
12:32:00 <Skirmish> Depending on where you go I've noticed they range from $15 upwards to $60. Legit massages. Check out the asians in shopping centres.
12:32:00 <faux> like i feel broken
12:32:00 <Doodle> i do Skirmish
12:32:00 <Doodle> ;)
12:32:00 <faux> $15?
12:32:00 <faux> that seems ridiculously cheap
12:32:00 <faux> will i need a wheelchair
12:32:00 <faux> lol
12:32:00 <Doodle> thats one of those $15 massages where u have to finish urself
12:32:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it's a booth in a shopping centre where people watch you get massaged usually for that price.
12:32:00 <faux> $15 free paralysis included
12:33:00 <faux> i dont want people watchijg me
12:33:00 <Doodle> oh
12:33:00 <faux> gosh
12:33:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I figured as much.
12:33:00 <Doodle> now u tell me
12:33:00 <faux> lol
12:33:00 <faux> alright big brother
12:33:00 <Doodle> housemates, this is big brother speaking
12:34:00 <Doodle> touch yourself
12:34:00 <couleurs> aye caramba
12:34:00 <faux> teehee
12:34:00 <Skirmish> Ok the place K goes to charges $40 for 30mins and $70 for 60mins.
12:35:00 <Doodle> and for $85 the husband can watch
12:35:00 <faux> 60 seems forever im so impatient
12:35:00 <faux> can u fall asleep
12:35:00 <faux> or is that weird
12:35:00 <faux> lol
12:35:00 <Skirmish> I would think people do.
12:35:00 <Skirmish> If it's relaxing enough.
12:35:00 <Doodle> i fell asleep in bali when i got my free massage
12:35:00 <Doodle> 'mr rob ur massage time is ober'
12:36:00 <faux> lol
12:36:00 <Skirmish> http://leemassage.com.au/prices.html <--- not sure if they are available in the Sydney area.
12:36:00 <Skirmish> 3 in Sydney
12:37:00 <couleurs> <TheRiddler> I'll take the full body massage :p
12:37:00 <faux> ty
12:37:00 <Skirmish> I need to eat lunch before I go get my KontaKts.
12:37:00 <faux> lol ear candle
12:37:00 <faux> pls stop saying KontaKts
12:38:00 <Skirmish> nein
12:38:00 <Doodle> when they call u up at the optometrist do u think they will be all GET OVER HEEEERE
12:38:00 <TheRiddler> Can't find my kontakts
12:39:00 <MrMark> its saturday!!!!!party time!!!!!
12:39:00 <Doodle> if ur an alcoholic
12:39:00 <erlich> kontakt rocks
12:40:00 <erlich> but not the kontakts mentioned here
12:40:00 <Doodle> me irl: https://www.facebook.com/punksmusic/videos/773567092748804/
12:49:00 <MrMark> music time
12:59:00 <MrMark> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm scented candles
13:10:00 <faux> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm scented candles
13:11:00 <MrMark> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm vodka
13:24:00 <couleurs> Mortal Kontakts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:27:00 <MrMark> vodka
13:37:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/VXJiBkFgprQ
13:37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: WTF Happened to Movie Posters? Views: 731,952 Uploader: GoodBadFlicks Uploaded: Nov 25, 2013 Duration: 7m30s Rating: 4.81
13:41:00 <couleurs> So their u go... a lil 2 think about...
13:49:00 <Skirmish> KONTAKTS! bbl
13:49:00 <couleurs> https://41.media.tumblr.com/a2a67c489f5bfd33c703432dab7b45ab/tumblr_o1d5hbk1wv1qzcv7no1_1280.jpg
13:49:00 <couleurs> lmao owned!!!!
13:50:00 <Lumeah> Hehe
13:50:00 <MrMark> one pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small............
13:51:00 <faux> lol took me a minute to get that pic
13:51:00 <Lumeah> Hmm, lol
13:55:00 <couleurs> the white 1 should be green imho
14:00:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/TXHsytK.jpg
14:00:00 <couleurs> Subtle.
14:02:00 <erlich> idgi that pic
14:02:00 <erlich> is the asian's plat eyellow coz of his teeth
14:03:00 <couleurs> Yes.
14:10:00 <couleurs> n e other brain busters?
14:13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got one
14:13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> there is 238 people that died in a cabin...... how did they die
14:14:00 <erlich> no air!!
14:14:00 <erlich> i would feel so claustro tyvm
14:14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope guess again
14:14:00 <erlich> a plane
14:14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> explain more
14:14:00 <erlich> coz it crashed head first
14:15:00 <grem> they should of pulled not pushed on the cabin door and they got fucked up by an avalanche?
14:15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> erlich got it plane crash
14:15:00 <erlich> well what ican say
14:15:00 <erlich> all roudn genius
14:15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> some people with that gets them stumbed for hours
14:15:00 <erlich> gonna ace da interview at google
14:16:00 <erlich> you have to be a lil crazy to be good at lateral thinking puzzles tho
14:16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> pity you cant fucking spell properly hey
14:16:00 <erlich> ya gotta think outside da cabin
14:16:00 <erlich> hahah
14:16:00 <couleurs> yer lern 2 type bra... Fuk.
14:19:00 <erlich> Snoopys_Gunship be Prepare to Be Amaze becasue I can Type Good when I want to. It Just depends on My mood.
14:19:00 <couleurs> xDDD
14:19:00 <erlich> XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
14:19:00 <erlich> come
14:20:00 <erlich> Come.
14:20:00 <MrMark> cum
14:20:00 <erlich> Six, six and six.
14:21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you know right that you are on a fucking computer not a fucking phone
14:21:00 <erlich> No I'm on a chair My phone Is In the kitchen Being recharged.
14:21:00 <faux> lol
14:22:00 <faux> so hostile
14:22:00 <couleurs> ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Who's watching this in PRISON ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
14:23:00 <erlich> I do Not use Computers because they consume More Power than phones. It's smart thinking To do This.
14:23:00 <erlich> That's Why they are called Smart phones.
14:23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok if you must think that
14:23:00 <erlich> I'm getting a Headache typing like an Intellectual. So tiring.
14:23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im fucking off to do something with my life
14:23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> later
14:23:00 <faux> lmao
14:24:00 <faux> RIP jack dog
14:24:00 <erlich> cya guy who hasnt changed his quit message for several years
14:26:00 <couleurs> he should be banned for being a Floodbot. with that kind of quit msg
14:26:00 <erlich> well if a soldier is fighting to save their life and their friend's lives, the most logical thing would be to avoid war
14:26:00 <erlich> u IDIOT SNOOPS
14:26:00 <erlich> friends'*
14:27:00 <erlich> virtually no war australia has fought has been about defending our lives
14:27:00 <couleurs> That Jack, What a Dog.
14:28:00 <erlich> i hope he still keeps his collar and favourite squeaky toy as a cherished memory
14:29:00 <couleurs> hehe...........
14:30:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOEHRsRIodI
14:30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sexy vs Breastfeeding in Public (Social Experiment) Views: 683,725 Uploader: JoeySalads Uploaded: Jan 18, 2016 Duration: 2m45s Rating: 4.32
14:30:00 <couleurs> lmao joey salads ground breaking stuff bro xDD
14:32:00 <couleurs> gr8 actors
14:34:00 <President_Trump> lol that video is fake
14:34:00 <erlich> is that the gamergate guy
14:34:00 <erlich> ok clickin
14:34:00 <erlich> ahhh someone else
14:47:00 <couleurs> Thank's for the Support, President_Trump.
14:51:00 <couleurs> bbl, styling my eyebrows
14:51:00 <simba> its cold
14:53:00 <erlich> yah keep ya eyebrows they keep ya head warm
14:53:00 <simba> be in the game, not of the game
14:55:00 <couleurs> EA Game. It's in the Game.
14:55:00 <simba> PRESS F AND PAY RESPECT TO DAVID BOWIE_____THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD
14:55:00 <couleurs> ffffffffffff
14:57:00 <simba> Boring. Next Death please.
14:58:00 <simba> check this out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt2ba3R51aI
14:58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jack Steven on David Bowie (Sky News) Views: 11,431 Uploader: Fortress Music Uploaded: Jan 11, 2016 Duration: 10m47s Rating: 3.77
14:58:00 <simba> davie bowies twin comes out of nowhere to talk about davie bowie the day after he dies #illuminati
15:01:00 <couleurs> david bowie in a wig confirmed
15:10:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/eTGre-QLKD0
15:10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Megaphones Views: 260,004 Uploader: Mark Provence Uploaded: Jan 21, 2016 Duration: 0m36s Rating: 4.71
15:10:00 <couleurs> lmao
15:14:00 <simba> what show is that?
15:14:00 <simba> lol
15:15:00 <couleurs> Family Guy.
15:17:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yempitYWLJA
15:17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Japanese Net Launcher Gun and Liquid Launcher Demonstrations Views: 4,970 Uploader: Trande X Uploaded: Jan 22, 2016 Duration: 2m33s Rating: 4.60
15:17:00 <couleurs> lol some solid snake shit rite their bro
15:20:00 <simba> nothin' but net
15:23:00 <couleurs> NBA. It's in The Game.
15:25:00 <simba> some gus tag last night was MEME-KING so i made mine MEME-GOD and pwned him so hard
15:26:00 <simba> now he's my boyfriend
15:26:00 <simba> Hi nerdygirl :p
15:27:00 <erlich> ey nerdygirl :)
15:27:00 <nerdygirl> yo
15:27:00 <erlich> I only use respectful emoticons.
15:27:00 <couleurs> Hallo nerdygirl 8)
15:27:00 <nerdygirl> XD
15:28:00 <simba> respect the plight
15:28:00 <simba> ***e U r O p A - L e A g U e - W a R r I o R s***
15:34:00 <simba> https://36.media.tumblr.com/abb8da625c8325d12120bfa7a406d99f/tumblr_o1duhpqFPO1qi23pgo3_1280.jpg #Pwnage #Twitter #Ethan
15:35:00 <couleurs> That Tite.
16:17:00 <couleurs> big match 2 nite u up 4 it
16:17:00 <couleurs> Plays Ya Bets Boys....
16:33:00 <couleurs> Ok Then.
16:35:00 <couleurs> Doodle: http://www.caradvice.com.au/410638/2016-ford-focus-rs-review/ y is the dashboard and steering wheel still a bad?
16:37:00 <zaim> because their design team are hooked on ice
16:38:00 <zaim> about time its AWD too
16:38:00 <zaim> but for 50k... id rather buy a merc
16:38:00 <couleurs> thank u zaim
16:38:00 <zaim> you're welcome
16:38:00 <couleurs> $50k for a ford not even made in germeny
16:38:00 <couleurs> ridic
16:39:00 <couleurs> that websites +
16:39:00 <couleurs> 's
16:39:00 <couleurs> and -'s are always ridic
16:39:00 <couleurs> the price is a + and auto grearbox is a -
16:39:00 <couleurs> What The!!!!!!
16:41:00 <zaim> http://www.carsales.com.au/dealer/details/Mercedes-Benz-A250-2015/OAG-AD-12121513/?Cr=6
16:42:00 <couleurs> yea that 1 betta
16:42:00 <zaim> would definitely spend the extra few thousand for that second hand one
16:45:00 <couleurs> http://www.carsales.com.au/dealer/details/Volkswagen-Golf-2015/OAG-AD-12163067/?Cr=4
16:45:00 <couleurs> me buy that 1 instead
16:51:00 <couleurs> c u on chapel st bro xDDD
16:52:00 <Doodle> for people who do nothing but write about and sell cars, carsales don't know a lot about them
16:52:00 <couleurs> caradvice***
16:53:00 <Doodle> my statement still stands
16:53:00 <Doodle> drive are worse
16:54:00 <couleurs> thank u
17:16:00 <couleurs> !pisces
17:18:00 <doctor> you will experience an event that may be of some significance
17:22:00 <couleurs> aw yis
17:38:00 <Skirmish> Got my KontaKts babeh
17:38:00 <couleurs> pics
17:45:00 <couleurs> ;)
17:45:00 <couleurs> :p
17:49:00 <Lumeah> :p~
17:51:00 <Lumeah> Sup
17:52:00 <couleurs> fi
17:52:00 <couleurs> fa
17:56:00 <couleurs> FiFa.
18:15:00 <couleurs> just beat mr_cheese_man 1-0 oneline, a tight affair indeed.
18:18:00 <TheRiddler> Kumusta
18:18:00 <TheRiddler> Late lunch
18:25:00 <derailed> come stai
18:26:00 <couleurs> pics
19:13:00 <couleurs> u guys r borin' n i hat u
19:18:00 <faux> ty
19:18:00 <faux> Got my KontaKts babeh
19:18:00 <couleurs> pics
19:19:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/2WRoEq8.gifv
19:19:00 <couleurs> me
19:20:00 <faux> lol
19:20:00 <faux> cf
19:20:00 <faux> kspjsnd
19:21:00 <couleurs> kik
19:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> Peeps n freaks!
19:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> Um...
19:34:00 <couleurs> hallo
19:34:00 <robot> hi
19:35:00 <robot> sup dudes
19:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oops!
19:37:00 <couleurs> :p
19:38:00 <robot> hey kate
19:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hai
19:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sup?
19:39:00 <robot> just hanging out
19:39:00 <robot> you?
19:39:00 <robot> ltns
19:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah same
19:40:00 <couleurs> Just on Buzzfeed. My favourite Wabsight.
19:40:00 <robot> buzzfeed, awesome
19:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh gawd
19:41:00 <robot> 19 disney princesses as salads
19:41:00 <robot> you may as well create an account at 9gag
19:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
19:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> Side note - what's up with the weather of late
19:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> I almost drown in a pool of my own sweat
19:43:00 <robot> where abouts are you kate?
19:43:00 <robot> it's been like that
19:44:00 <robot> i was in canada for 2 months, it was perfect
19:44:00 <robot> back here and it's like going to live in a sauna
19:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yep! Sauna in hell!
19:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sydney
19:45:00 <faux> WHY US UT SO HOT
19:45:00 <faux> us ut
19:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> Us ut!!
19:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm on the coast it's heaps cooler
19:46:00 <Maurice> Because summer
19:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah but it's been like death
19:47:00 <robot> hey faux
19:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> Can't wait for winter !
19:50:00 <robot> yaeh
19:50:00 <robot> hey Serenity
19:51:00 <Serenity> o/
19:51:00 <Skirmish> Pro tip ... put your handcuffs somewhere easy to get to.
19:52:00 <robot> Skirmish.
19:54:00 <faux> hello
19:54:00 <faux> AND STAY OUT
19:56:00 <Serenity> rude
19:57:00 <Skirmish> [7:54pm] katatonic_kate01 «[email protected]» has Quit iRC (Later cunts!) «41 people»
19:57:00 <Skirmish> [7:54pm] <@faux> so fucking glad she is gone god I hate her so totes
19:58:00 <Skirmish> Busted!
19:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
19:58:00 <faux> seems legit
19:58:00 <faux> h8 u so much k8
19:59:00 <Skirmish> I got KontaKts today Kate. Now I can do you without squinting.
19:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fuck darls, I've been away for like a month
19:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ah what is that ?
19:59:00 <Skirmish> contact lenses.
19:59:00 <faux> skirmish u trouble making cum rag
19:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Aww faux, but I totes love you so !
19:59:00 <Skirmish> :D
19:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
19:59:00 <faux> lol
20:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh contacts nice
20:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> The husband needs glasses
20:00:00 <Serenity> DOESNT MATTER WE CAN STILL SEE UR FACE
20:00:00 <Serenity> huhuhuh
20:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> He'll look all sophisticated n'stuff
20:01:00 <Skirmish> A friend of mine has started a security company and I have got dispensation to work for him so I am going to return to club work a few weekends a month.
20:01:00 <Skirmish> Do not want to be 4 eyes bouncer on the door. Will get rekt.
20:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh lord! Look out ladies
20:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
20:02:00 <robot> rekt like a faggots arse at mardigras
20:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
20:03:00 <Skirmish> Nah not quite that bad. My glasses are thin titanium though so I don't think they would hold up well in a scuffle.
20:03:00 <faux> ya mums thin titanium
20:03:00 <robot> i don't even know what mine are made of
20:03:00 <faux> THIS US WHAT DREAMS ARE MADEOF
20:03:00 <Skirmish> They are TITAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEEEUM!
20:03:00 <robot> every time i hear that i think of that chick singing acapella naked in the shower in that movie
20:04:00 <Skirmish> Me too now
20:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
20:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> Wankers
20:04:00 <robot> hey Skirmish is the one fapping
20:04:00 <Skirmish> Are you showing yet kate? Is your parasite growing?
20:04:00 <faux> 2 straight men admit to watching pitch perfect
20:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, I'm
20:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> Getting fatter
20:04:00 <Skirmish> I'm married, of course I am going to be made watch pitch perfect.
20:04:00 <robot> there's nothing wrong with it faux
20:05:00 <robot> i'm going to change my irc colours back to how to used to have them
20:05:00 <faux> now now
20:05:00 <Skirmish> I'd totes do Fat Amy though. 100% legit.
20:05:00 <faux> lmao
20:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> Never seen it
20:05:00 <faux> i love rebel wilson
20:05:00 <faux> anyone that hates her can go 2 hell
20:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> She is awesome
20:06:00 <faux> although half her comedy is based on her laughing at her fatself so yay
20:06:00 <faux> fatlyc
20:06:00 <robot> she's great
20:06:00 <faux> lyf
20:06:00 <faux> ok dinner time bye
20:06:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48HqBv5Ropo
20:06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Pitch Perfect: Fat Amy | Quotes & Best Bits! Views: 3,039,580 Uploader: MegaChannelHopper Uploaded: Jan 19, 2013 Duration: 3m25s Rating: 4.87
20:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> Bye Felicia
20:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> Why does the child insist on doing gymnastics when were at the inlaws :/
20:07:00 <robot> fuckin what
20:07:00 <robot> i set my colours
20:07:00 <robot> it was fine
20:07:00 <robot> they all changed back again wtf
20:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> Haw haw
20:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> You fail at IRC
20:08:00 <robot> :(
20:08:00 <robot> my license expired
20:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> Aww didums
20:08:00 <Skirmish> Not getting in the club tonight
20:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> Aw didums
20:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> Nor will I
20:11:00 <Skirmish> For robot ... and a little bit for me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoJw_hhnZCo
20:11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Pitch Perfect Titanium Full Bathroom Acapella Scene Views: 22,211,547 Uploader: Miri Hai Uploaded: Dec 6, 2012 Duration: 2m38s Rating: 4.82
20:11:00 <Skirmish> Mawreece
20:11:00 <robot> my irc license
20:12:00 <robot> heh
20:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> Is void
20:13:00 <Skirmish> It never expires.
20:13:00 <Skirmish> Well, if you pay for it then it never expires.
20:13:00 <Skirmish> Pay the jew and enjoy.
20:13:00 <robot> which would you rather do
20:13:00 <robot> Skirmish
20:14:00 <Skirmish> Out of the two chicks in the shower?
20:14:00 <Skirmish> blonde fo shore.
20:15:00 <Skirmish> That's not to say the other chick isn't hot as fuck though, cause she is.
20:16:00 <robot> mm
20:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ya mum isn't hawt
20:20:00 <robot> no u
20:20:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8d42r3JlbU
20:20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: J STAXX - MY HOVERBOARD (OFFICIAL VIDEO WARNING 18+) Views: 540,862 Uploader: J STAXX Uploaded: Nov 27, 2015 Duration: 2m41s Rating: 1.09
20:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> Next
20:34:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/KSRjL.jpg
20:35:00 <Zade> couleurs i see you like christmas
20:36:00 <couleurs> ;)
20:42:00 <couleurs> https://i.imgur.com/efeq2sH.jpg
20:42:00 <couleurs> me
20:45:00 <Ana_Ng> turnin japanesuh
20:45:00 <robot> heh
20:45:00 <robot> how's alaska Ana?
20:51:00 <couleurs> http://www.potatointhepost.com/
20:53:00 <Ana_Ng> oh hey
20:53:00 <Ana_Ng> nice
20:53:00 <Ana_Ng> mellow winter
20:53:00 <robot> cool
20:53:00 <robot> yeah
20:53:00 <TimTom> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0d9F13c6aE
20:53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Black Box - Strike it up - Max mix Full HD Views: 309,342 Uploader: Dj Vinicom Dj Vinicom Uploaded: Mar 9, 2013 Duration: 5m36s Rating: 4.89
20:53:00 <robot> i just got back from canada
20:53:00 <Ana_Ng> still hot there?
20:54:00 <robot> yeah
20:54:00 <robot> i've been running the a/c solid the last two weeks
20:54:00 <Ana_Ng> orh where in. canada
20:55:00 <robot> T.
20:55:00 <robot> ha
20:55:00 <Ana_Ng> he ronto
20:55:00 <robot> yeah
20:55:00 <robot> it was so nice
20:56:00 <robot> i want to go back, it's too fucking hot here
21:07:00 <couleurs> ***GoNe***
21:08:00 <doctor> the dream is dead in Australia
21:08:00 <doctor> nothing left but to drink and punch each other
21:13:00 <erlich> and wrestle crocodiles for Vine
21:15:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/fbOUKJs.png
21:29:00 <faux> Educate yourself for your betterment.
21:33:00 <erlich> What a cromulent quit message. I shall visit Udemy to embiggen my education.
21:34:00 <TheRiddler> Kumusta
21:37:00 <couleurs> :p
21:38:00 <TheRiddler> Our room had to be fumigated
21:39:00 <TheRiddler> Spent a couple of hrs at jazz mall
21:40:00 <TheRiddler> The jazz is the music they play
21:40:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
21:44:00 <TheRiddler> Damn
21:45:00 <TheRiddler> WiFi is not the best
21:46:00 <couleurs> :p
21:53:00 <TheRiddler> Ugh
21:53:00 <Grim> Ugh Ugh
21:53:00 <TheRiddler> What does it say when I quit
21:54:00 <Grim> nfi
21:54:00 <TheRiddler> Or whatever
21:54:00 <Grim> leave
21:54:00 <Grim> I will tell you
21:54:00 <doctor> it says nothing
21:54:00 <doctor> got to leave a quit message
21:54:00 <TheRiddler> Ok
21:54:00 <Grim> there ya go
21:55:00 <TheRiddler> So I pingout?
21:55:00 <Grim> indeedy or a part message
21:55:00 <doctor> TheRiddler has quit (EOF from client)
21:55:00 <TheRiddler> Or just quit with nothing
21:55:00 <TheRiddler> Ahh
21:56:00 <TheRiddler> I get a blocked server msg
21:59:00 <doctor> mine alerts the world of all my grand achievements and accomplishments
21:59:00 <doctor> people frequently need to be reminded how awesome I am, just incase they forget
22:00:00 <doctor> like today for example, i downloaded wow and paid for a month subsription. i played for a whole 5 minutes before getting bored
22:00:00 <doctor> now that's gotta be worth something
22:02:00 <faux> lolllll
22:03:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYkB8-W045I
22:03:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dee's hair caught in the conveyer belt & fish glop poured on her, LMAO! Views: 817 Uploader: Rachel Seongeun Bae Uploaded: Jun 8, 2015 Duration: 0m40s Rating: 5.00
22:03:00 <couleurs> dee the perfect women
22:04:00 <doctor> haha, beautiful
22:04:00 <doctor> i used to cut fish for a living
22:05:00 <couleurs> i'm a fish
22:05:00 <doctor> me too
22:07:00 <Picard> ello
22:08:00 <faux> rofl i love dee
22:08:00 <faux> i need to see teh new eps
22:09:00 <couleurs> me 2
22:18:00 <Picard> fuck me Ana lost
22:19:00 <couleurs> erlich: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be_TtJqMcZU
22:19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mr. Robot Parody Views: 17,348 Uploader: Curb Your Entertainment Uploaded: Jan 10, 2016 Duration: 3m32s Rating: 4.72
22:20:00 <Picard> who here is creative?
22:20:00 <Picard> wb Skirmish
22:20:00 <Skirmish> Thanks Pictard.
22:22:00 <erlich> lmao couleurs
22:22:00 <Picard> no one missed you, just beong polite u old cunt
22:23:00 <President_Trump> amsy is a larger lady
22:24:00 <Picard> no
22:24:00 <erlich> co u pwns
22:25:00 <Skirmish> Amsy is huge. Picard is just trying to get in her pantaloons.
22:25:00 <couleurs> the netflix thing was gr8
22:25:00 <Picard> wtf when did she become huge?
22:25:00 <President_Trump> years ago
22:26:00 <Picard> hrrrmmm
22:26:00 <Picard> well that doesnt change the fact she is a nice chic
22:26:00 <Skirmish> Don't label females chic you creepy git.
22:27:00 <Picard> wtf u on about cunt
22:28:00 <Serenity> wot
22:31:00 <Picard> huh
22:32:00 <Serenity> the chic thing
22:32:00 <Serenity> idgi
22:35:00 <couleurs> me 2
22:38:00 <Skirmish> I showed my wife a picture of you Picard and she said she could feel her womb shrivelling up when she looked.
22:39:00 <British^Meat> :)
22:39:00 <British^Meat> is that the one where he's poking his tongue out?
22:39:00 <faux> Maurice
22:39:00 <Devil_Girl> Yessm
22:39:00 <faux> oh
22:39:00 <faux> lol
22:40:00 <faux> hi have u seen the most recent modern fam ep
22:40:00 <faux> about the ducks
22:40:00 <Devil_Girl> Lol yes
22:40:00 <faux> omg
22:40:00 <faux> i am sobbing so hard
22:40:00 <faux> lol
22:40:00 <faux> prob the sweetest ep ever
22:41:00 <Devil_Girl> And the ducks were like the kids in personality
22:41:00 <faux> i fucking love phil
22:41:00 <Clarkson> i know bitches like that from experience
22:41:00 <faux> yeah
22:41:00 <Devil_Girl> Me too, he rocks
22:41:00 <faux> lolll at luke getting his head stuck
22:41:00 <faux> luke duck
22:41:00 <faux> i actually died laughing when the asian mum bent down to pick up hr purse and mitch bowed
22:42:00 <faux> down
22:42:00 <faux> with her
22:42:00 <faux> rofl
22:42:00 <Devil_Girl> Rofl
22:42:00 <Devil_Girl> I snorted so many times watching that ep
22:42:00 <faux> lmaoo
22:42:00 <faux> cams break up
22:42:00 <faux> hes hilarious
22:44:00 <Serenity> why are you using Devil_Girl
22:44:00 <Devil_Girl> I love that entire cast, but Phil, Mitch and Cam are my faves
22:44:00 <Devil_Girl> My phone is logged in as Maurice
22:45:00 <Serenity> ohh
22:45:00 <faux> i think phil gloria and cam are mine
22:45:00 <faux> but i love what everyone brings to the show
22:45:00 <faux> lol @ manny growing a moustache
22:45:00 <faux> worst
22:45:00 <faux> how would we find the alex duck? i dont know wait til new years and see which duck stays home
22:45:00 <faux> lolllllldodllzozlzlxolc
22:46:00 <Picard> Skirmish im glad to hear that, if she is married to you id imagine she is a hideous woman
22:46:00 <Skirmish> That is incorrect.
22:50:00 <couleurs> saucy
22:51:00 <Picard> lol
22:51:00 <Picard> of course you would say that
22:51:00 <Picard> where is tokendaring?
22:51:00 <Skirmish> I say it because it is true.
22:52:00 <Serenity> hasnt token been gone for like a year
22:52:00 <Skirmish> I think he has just been lurking in other channels.
22:53:00 <Serenity> oh right
22:53:00 <Serenity> i dunno i rarely look in here or anywhere else unless i really have to these days
22:54:00 <couleurs> me 2
22:54:00 <Skirmish> I am seriously considering downloading a podcast and laying in bed listening to it.
22:55:00 <Serenity> i am seriously considering drinking all this wine
22:55:00 <faux> Do it
22:56:00 <faux> im one step ahead of u
22:56:00 <Skirmish> I wonder if I have any booze. I don't think I do.
22:56:00 <faux> one must always have wine
22:56:00 <faux> its the first commandment
22:57:00 <Serenity> i just went and bought a $5 bottle of wine
22:59:00 <Skirmish> Might go buy a case of Gossip Lips tomorrow then.
22:59:00 <Skirmish> https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_334645/gossips-sweet-lips-moscato
22:59:00 <Serenity> i got whispers pink moscato
22:59:00 <Skirmish> Bargain. I'm not classy enough for $5 a bottle.
22:59:00 <Serenity> all wine tastes like piss to me so it doesnt matter if its a $5 bottle or a $50 bottle
22:59:00 <couleurs> sweet wine is terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:00:00 <Skirmish> Moscato is the only type of wine I have found out of a bottle that I like.
23:00:00 <couleurs> that's why it's $3.80 i guess -___________-
23:00:00 <Serenity> brown brothers moscato is better but its $14 a bottle.. i can get 3 bottles of this shit for that
23:00:00 <Serenity> haha
23:01:00 <Skirmish> The stuff I just linked is $22,80 for a case of 6 bottles. Bargain.
23:01:00 <Serenity> haha thats mad
23:04:00 <Skirmish> Netflix and chill or maybe podcast and chill. Either way ... night.
23:04:00 <faux> lol.
23:05:00 <faux> hes so gay :(
23:05:00 <Clarkson> who the fuck is sharna
23:05:00 <couleurs> I prefer to purchase my wine at a premium price of $6-8 per bottle for I am a wine connoisseur, among other things. ;)
23:06:00 <faux> lol
23:08:00 <couleurs> yea boi
23:09:00 <TimTom> red red whiiiiiiiiiiiiine
23:11:00 <couleurs> yea boi
23:13:00 <Grim> oooeeerrrrr
23:21:00 <faux> hello anotherirc3r
23:21:00 <faux> missd u
23:21:00 <anotherirc3r> aww.. that's sweet. i msised you too
23:22:00 <faux> xo
23:24:00 <anotherirc3r> and couleurs of courcse
23:24:00 <anotherirc3r> ugh.
23:25:00 <TimTom> now I remember ur name, I didn't b4 cause I didn't care enough
23:25:00 <couleurs> ugh!
23:25:00 <faux> ugh
23:26:00 <Grim> ugh ugh
23:26:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
23:30:00 <TimTom> soup
23:30:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Bastardly_One
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