// #melbourne — 2016-01-17
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00:05:00 <Grim> hmmmmm
00:09:00 <ashleighxtrinity> hmmm
00:12:00 <Grim> i am getting sexcited now
01:12:00 <Grim> bi guys?
04:39:00 <]|\`aA_romeO|> home work is hard workd
04:39:00 <]|\`aA_romeO|> home work is hard work*
04:40:00 <]|\`aA_romeO|> faux
04:41:00 <]|\`aA_romeO|> +-o
04:41:00 <]|\`aA_romeO|> kk13simba wake up man
04:43:00 <]|\`aA_romeO|> ***
04:43:00 <]|\`aA_romeO|> \nick alienated
04:43:00 <alienated> hot as hell
04:43:00 <Clarkson> [09:07:23] fuck face
04:44:00 <alienated> Clarkson have you got drinks?
04:44:00 <Clarkson> anyone who doesn't care about australia having decent internet is a retard
04:45:00 <alienated> porn is amazing
04:45:00 <Clarkson> and felt shit
04:45:00 <alienated> even when im stoned
04:45:00 <alienated> Clarkson have you got drinks?
04:45:00 <Clarkson> she fucks up her ankle ... he feeds her steriods
04:45:00 <alienated> i c
04:51:00 <alienated> ook its now or never
04:51:00 <alienated> ok its now or never
04:51:00 <alienated> good god
04:52:00 <alienated> i need some body some one
04:52:00 <alienated> tv sux
04:52:00 <alienated> bonerville
04:53:00 <alienated> dogs
04:53:00 <alienated> sand
04:53:00 <alienated> $4taineD
04:54:00 <alienated> $4taineD in blood
04:54:00 <alienated> k12smashed in glass
04:54:00 <alienated> 5$%
04:54:00 <alienated> hotdogs
04:55:00 <alienated> k4hot 12dogs
04:55:00 <alienated> :)
04:57:00 <alienated> kkk3smoked all my weed
04:57:00 <alienated> 6%
04:57:00 <alienated> hi madman
05:01:00 <simba> im awake
05:01:00 <alienated> cool
05:01:00 <alienated> how was you day?
05:01:00 <alienated> how was your day?
05:03:00 <alienated> boobs
05:03:00 <alienated> kkk3smoked all my weed
05:03:00 <alienated> k12smashed in glass
05:04:00 <alienated> $4taineD in blood
05:04:00 <simba> great
05:04:00 <alienated> coool
05:04:00 <simba> $taineD
05:04:00 <alienated> ye$
05:05:00 <alienated> :)
05:05:00 <alienated> :D
05:05:00 <weeeeeeeeeeeeed> k4hot 12dogs
05:07:00 <weeeeeeeeeeeeed> k14obey sleep
05:07:00 <weeeeeeeeeeeeed> zzz
05:07:00 <zzzafk> another day another dollar
12:04:00 <couleurs> and stay out, enough SpunkyGuys in here already ;)
12:09:00 <kelly19> haha
12:20:00 <couleurs> :p
12:23:00 <couleurs> Hi Matthew where u bean
12:24:00 <Matthew> Busy. I'm here at the moment though.
12:24:00 <couleurs> CHeeKy
12:32:00 <couleurs> RiP HaNs
12:34:00 <SkinnyMalone> Matthew where are all of Essendons players at?
12:35:00 <SkinnyMalone> DRUG CHEATS
12:35:00 <SkinnyMalone> lololololololol
12:35:00 <couleurs> Lmao
12:39:00 <faux> ePiC BuRN
12:39:00 <faux> AFL BaNTeR
12:40:00 <Matthew> bit hard for them though ... the backwash of society... no hopes, no lives, no ambitions... they've been sitting on IRC for the last three years waiting for this
12:41:00 <Matthew> happy to give them their brief five minutes in the spotlight
12:41:00 <SkinnyMalone> LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Matthew
12:41:00 <SkinnyMalone> You got no team bitch
12:41:00 <SkinnyMalone> HAHAHAHAHAHA
12:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
12:46:00 <couleurs> yea?
12:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> :?
12:46:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/alRRIEi.jpg
12:46:00 <couleurs> Lol
12:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok making a murderer ...
12:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> did he do it!?
12:47:00 <Matthew> yes
12:47:00 <couleurs> WoOwOo CoNTrOVeRsIaL
12:48:00 <couleurs> don't think so, the brother or ex bf probably did
12:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:48:00 <faux> DONT SPOIL
12:48:00 <Matthew> team guilty
12:48:00 <faux> IT
12:48:00 <faux> YOU FUCKS
12:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think so too
12:48:00 <couleurs> cops didn't want 2 give him his money
12:48:00 <faux> neixjsld
12:48:00 <faux> neixjsldxsdd
12:48:00 <faux> sm
12:48:00 <Matthew> just /clear
12:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew that
12:48:00 <Matthew> quick
12:48:00 <faux> ssd
12:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> police were dodge as fuck
12:48:00 <couleurs> just watch the first 5 eps the rest sux
12:48:00 <faux> i havent seen it yet :'(
12:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> DNA evidence dodge
12:49:00 <faux> shut up k8 u kunt
12:49:00 <couleurs> :p
12:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> calm yo farm
12:49:00 <faux> join #spoileralert
12:49:00 <Matthew> you're a superstar... yes that's what you are... you know ittt
12:49:00 <faux> and discuss
12:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> faux why haven't you watched it
12:49:00 <faux> 12:47] <SkinnyMalone> unban me bitch, i didnt break any rules cunt.
12:49:00 <faux> [12:48] <faux> alright cos you asked so nicely
12:49:00 <faux> [12:48] <SkinnyMalone> ta
12:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes!
12:49:00 <faux> cos i have uni work and other shows to catch up on
12:49:00 <faux> lol
12:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
12:50:00 <faux> will watch after i finish weeds
12:50:00 <Matthew> he is flooding me in PM now
12:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> but understandable
12:50:00 <Matthew> *block*
12:51:00 <couleurs> #spoilers
12:51:00 <faux> i unbanned him so i can ban him again
12:51:00 <faux> lol
12:51:00 <faux> soz
12:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> sorrynotsosorry
12:51:00 <Matthew> I don't even know who that person is... they just have some unhealthy sick obsession with all things me/Essendon
12:51:00 <faux> hehehe
12:51:00 <faux> that was fun
12:51:00 <faux> i think its mayo or brett
12:52:00 <Matthew> I don't even know who they are lol
12:52:00 <faux> justlosers
12:52:00 <faux> theure all the same
12:52:00 <faux> lol
12:52:00 <Matthew> 30. Never had a girlfriend. Lives at home. No job.
12:53:00 <Matthew> yeah I think I get the type ...
12:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> uses irc
12:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck it could be anyone in this channel!
12:53:00 <Doodle> chrosnic masturbator
12:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:53:00 <Doodle> CHROSNIC
12:53:00 <Doodle> -s
12:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle!
12:53:00 <faux> 12:50] <faux> youre welcome to join
12:53:00 <Doodle> hai2 katatonic_kate01
12:53:00 <faux> [12:51] <SkinnyMalone> fat lil cunt
12:53:00 <faux> [12:51] <SkinnyMalone> rofl
12:53:00 <faux> [12:51] <faux> lmaooo
12:53:00 <faux> [12:51] <SkinnyMalone> You are a fat lil cunt arent ya
12:53:00 <faux> [12:51] <SkinnyMalone> hahahaha
12:53:00 <faux> [12:51] <faux> that was hilarious
12:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> CHRONIC!
12:53:00 <faux> lmaoo
12:53:00 <faux> gosh i amuse myself
12:53:00 <couleurs> i'm on irc
12:54:00 <Doodle> whee
12:54:00 <Matthew> when I was called them the 'backwash of society' ... I think I was overrating them slightly
12:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> masturbator?
12:54:00 <Doodle> yes please
12:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
12:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
12:54:00 <Doodle> hnggg
12:54:00 <Doodle> me knob
12:54:00 <Doodle> u?
12:54:00 <faux> Hello
12:54:00 <faux> rude
12:54:00 <Doodle> hi lovely
12:54:00 <Doodle> :)
12:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> so, it;s almost been a month and no computer... pretty sure the dude has sold my computer on ebay
12:54:00 <faux> gday boooof
12:55:00 <faux> was he leb
12:55:00 <Doodle> did yer pea sea get nicked
12:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> asian
12:55:00 <faux> youll be right
12:55:00 <Doodle> poodleman lost his licence not long ago, then his bike got nicked
12:55:00 <Doodle> lolol
12:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i'll irc when i'm at work
12:55:00 <faux> awks
12:56:00 <Matthew> do you pronounce 'Asian' as 'age-an' or 'az-e-arn' ?
12:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ash - in
12:56:00 <Doodle> fuck him thats what u get for drink driving
12:56:00 <Matthew> I prefer az-e-arn
12:56:00 <Doodle> wtf
12:56:00 <couleurs> aye she yan
12:56:00 <Doodle> u do not say that
12:56:00 <faux> still want pics of you two on the beach
12:56:00 <faux> snoozing
12:56:00 <faux> spooning
12:56:00 <faux> swooning
12:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> WTF is up with your pronunciation
12:56:00 <Matthew> i so do actually
12:56:00 <Doodle> if u said asian like that near me i'd slap u
12:56:00 <Matthew> my carefactor is 0, chang
12:57:00 <faux> ayjun
12:57:00 <Doodle> asian is a 2 syllable word
12:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> obv
12:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah ASH IN
12:57:00 <faux> hes gay he stretches everything out
12:57:00 <Doodle> azearn fuck off
12:57:00 <Clarkson> the other night when me and Pirate were having sex he looked me dead in the eye and said "you know how i'm a man and you're a woman?" and i said "yeah" then he pulled out, came on his hand, slapped me in the face with the jizz and told me to get back in the kitchen because he wanted a post coitus meal
12:57:00 <Matthew> are there any az-e-arns in here ?
12:57:00 <faux> including words
12:57:00 <Doodle> no but there are probably asians
12:57:00 <faux> wtf is ash in
12:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
12:57:00 <faux> yes our token asian
12:57:00 <faux> xm
12:57:00 <Matthew> apart from Ana_Ng
12:57:00 <faux> :')
12:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> except for your adoptive mum
12:58:00 <Matthew> 12:57 SkinnyMalone hahahahahahaa! LOOOSERRRRRRRR 12:57 SkinnyMalone LEWSSSERRRRR
12:58:00 <Matthew> so smart... "LEWSSSSERR"
12:58:00 <faux> lol
12:58:00 <faux> hes stopped pming me
12:58:00 <faux> pew
12:58:00 <faux> phew
12:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is learnding
12:58:00 <Doodle> no i havent
12:59:00 <Matthew> considering how many there are in the world, I wish I found Asians even slightly attractive...
12:59:00 <Matthew> But I just don't.
12:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
12:59:00 <Doodle> racist
12:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
12:59:00 <couleurs> How do you pronounce Essendon? i say DRUGS hahahah #owned #gohome
12:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:00:00 <Matthew> I look at them like I look at polystyrene
13:00:00 <thestig> matthews upset asians have bigger dicks then him
13:00:00 <Doodle> wow
13:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think that's the case
13:00:00 <Matthew> yes, well done thestig
13:01:00 <Matthew> nice of you to enter the conversation again when criticising me ... nice to coincide with your morning bong and your McCain frozen hashbrowns, you big fat dickhead
13:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah beautiful segue into dick pics
13:01:00 <Doodle> crikey
13:01:00 <Doodle> its not thestig's fault you're a racist Matthew
13:01:00 <thestig> matthew all you could come up with ? LOLL
13:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
13:01:00 <Matthew> i am not racist at all
13:01:00 <Matthew> I like Asians, they are all good people... well most of them
13:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> mmm hashbrowns + bongs
13:01:00 <Matthew> i just don't find them attractive.. big deal
13:01:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAHAHHA
13:01:00 <Matthew> i'm not the only one who thinks that
13:02:00 <thestig> omg all GOOD PEOPLE
13:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, yes you are
13:02:00 <thestig> How racist
13:02:00 <Matthew> I SAID 'MOST OF THEM'
13:02:00 <Doodle> no, there is also the kkk
13:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> RACIST
13:02:00 <faux> mmm mccain frozen hashbrowns
13:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> racism wont be tolerated, i thought ?
13:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm shocked that austnet would allow such a racist to type
13:02:00 <Matthew> that was NOT racist, you massive twat
13:02:00 <Doodle> no that rule was written by some whinging abo
13:02:00 <Doodle> probably adam goodes
13:02:00 <thestig> lol
13:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck darls
13:03:00 <faux> how is that racist lol
13:03:00 <faux> there are shit cunts in every race
13:03:00 <faux> most of them are just asian drivers
13:03:00 <faux> lol jk
13:03:00 <faux> but not really
13:03:00 <Doodle> lol
13:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> shitcunt
13:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice
13:03:00 <Doodle> i'm just stirring Matthew can be racist if he likes
13:04:00 <Doodle> i am
13:04:00 <faux> im not everyone sucks
13:04:00 <Doodle> racist
13:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't!
13:04:00 <Doodle> u do so
13:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
13:04:00 <Doodle> i heard they called u hoover in high school
13:04:00 <Matthew> there is an Indonesian model that is half Indonesian/half Canadian that I would bone
13:04:00 <faux> if she sucked she wouldnt be preggers
13:04:00 <Matthew> but that's about it
13:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
13:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, just fat
13:05:00 <faux> an indonesian model that is half indonesian half canadian
13:05:00 <faux> lol
13:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah trew faux
13:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> (doh)
13:05:00 <Matthew> he lives in Indonesia tbh
13:05:00 <Matthew> so he can claim that Asian race
13:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> why do you have to single out birth origin
13:05:00 <faux> pix
13:05:00 <Matthew> I will get one now
13:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> can't she just be beautiul?
13:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> beautiful *
13:05:00 <faux> he
13:05:00 <couleurs> Justin 'Eric' Bieber?
13:05:00 <Doodle> he lol
13:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
13:05:00 <Doodle> wayan bieber
13:06:00 <faux> is kate late to the party
13:06:00 <faux> Matthew is gay fyi
13:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
13:06:00 <Clarkson> people think im 17 its gay
13:06:00 <Doodle> lol
13:06:00 <Doodle> ok clarky
13:06:00 <Clarkson> 4chan's just some website shit that uses http://,
13:06:00 <faux> was that a couleurs quote
13:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> gay... oh
13:06:00 <faux> lol
13:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't like gays
13:06:00 <Doodle> :o
13:06:00 <Matthew> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ehFXZ-a4Lcc/VJ2HqdrChQI/AAAAAAAAEbQ/TChVvzdpSNY/s1600/mario%2Bardi%2Bphotographie%2Bmike%2Blewis%2B%2Bbeauty%2Bcommercial%2Bskin%2B.jpg
13:06:00 <Doodle> racist
13:06:00 <couleurs> don't think so, i'm 13
13:06:00 <faux> ew
13:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw homophobic
13:07:00 <faux> hes ugly as fuck
13:07:00 <Doodle> lol
13:07:00 <Doodle> i wouldnt have sex with him
13:07:00 <Clarkson> Fucking Toilet`Duck faggot cunt
13:07:00 <Matthew> is this where I carry on with the fake hysteria of "OH WOW YOU'RE SO HOMOPHOBIC" ... Kate, I couldn't give a shit if you're homophobic... fair chance most gays don't like you either
13:07:00 <faux> lmao
13:07:00 <Doodle> ye
13:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:07:00 <faux> LOL
13:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh bitch please
13:07:00 <Clarkson> Ice Pirates might be worth a look if you want something silly with a bit of action and a sex scene. It's got Ron Perlman in it, too.
13:07:00 <faux> gaypwnage
13:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> pull the buttplug out
13:07:00 <Doodle> olawdy
13:07:00 <faux> shut up clarkson
13:07:00 <Clarkson> did you just slap me on the ass with a large trout?
13:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have loads of 'gay' friends
13:08:00 <faux> yes i did
13:08:00 <Doodle> lmao
13:08:00 <Doodle> i'm not gay kate stop it
13:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:08:00 <faux> theyre not gay
13:08:00 <couleurs> Clarkson is bean funny
13:08:00 <Clarkson> just some shitty riceburner crap
13:08:00 <faux> just vegan
13:08:00 <Doodle> lmaooooooo
13:08:00 <Matthew> http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2318/2102914521_7e3b6fc0ef.jpg
13:08:00 <Doodle> 'did i tell u today that i am gay?'
13:08:00 <Doodle> 'no?'
13:08:00 <Doodle> 'i'm also vegan'
13:08:00 <faux> LOLLL
13:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> vegan's are... awesome apart from the fact they don't eat bacon
13:08:00 <faux> vegans are annoying
13:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> mostly
13:09:00 <Doodle> agreed
13:09:00 <Doodle> i bet their farts are rank
13:09:00 <faux> especially ones that announce it when they walk into every room
13:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:09:00 <Matthew> he is the only half Asian person I would consider
13:09:00 <faux> i must go have lunch before i die and kill someone
13:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i have been to a few awesome vegan restaurants
13:09:00 <faux> getting hangry
13:09:00 <Doodle> i need a cup of tea
13:09:00 <Doodle> or a shower
13:09:00 <faux> hng
13:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need to kill 4 hours before i go home
13:09:00 <Matthew> pretty sure you were trying to convince me at one point how ugly Zac Efron is... who I love... so I'm not taking your opinion on looks too seriously right at this point in time
13:10:00 <Doodle> i also need to wash my car
13:10:00 <Doodle> Matthew chuck on a bikini and come and wash my car
13:10:00 <faux> pix
13:10:00 <faux> ok bye
13:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lord!
13:10:00 <Matthew> don't be a tight arse and pay $10 and go through the electronic car wash like I do
13:10:00 <Doodle> no
13:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> for a gay, your tastes in men are appalling *vomits*
13:11:00 <Matthew> or upgrade to the $12 one
13:11:00 <Doodle> i dont do car washes
13:11:00 <Doodle> they ruin cars
13:11:00 <Doodle> and my car wont fit
13:11:00 <Matthew> for a person, your tastes in criticising me today are appalling *vomits*
13:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
13:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah, dude you don't need to recycle shit i've just said
13:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't be gay
13:11:00 <couleurs> any1 who goes thru an auto car wash h8s their car
13:12:00 <Doodle> ^
13:12:00 <Matthew> I will be gay whenever I choose
13:12:00 <Matthew> thank you very much.
13:12:00 <Doodle> calm down ladies
13:12:00 <Doodle> jesus
13:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah... getting knickers in a knot - calm your farm
13:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> i honestly don't care where you stick your dick
13:12:00 <Matthew> my farm is already in a sublimely calm state, FYI
13:12:00 <Matthew> but thanks for your fake concern.
13:13:00 <Doodle> i'd farm wedd so it would be calm as fuckery
13:13:00 <Doodle> *weed
13:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> side note - Sydney really needs a better water supply system
13:13:00 <Matthew> oh and for the record - MANY, in fact probably MOST Asians don't find white people attractive either.
13:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> the water tastes like.... chlorine
13:14:00 <Matthew> so FYI.
13:14:00 <Doodle> how could they not love us roundeyes
13:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you know that because you're half ashin'?
13:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ roundeyes
13:14:00 <Matthew> no because I deal with Asians and have been there many times
13:14:00 <Matthew> and they all get together with themselves
13:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> so, you can speak for an entire race of peeps
13:14:00 <Doodle> lol
13:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice
13:14:00 <Doodle> ok m8
13:14:00 <Matthew> the only ones that are interested are in Thailand or the Philipines when they realise white men have money
13:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
13:15:00 <Doodle> lol
13:15:00 <Matthew> and they can leave their poor countries for a new life overseas
13:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> who chat online -obv
13:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i chat to you white man, you have money *ashin accent*
13:15:00 <Doodle> i like azn girls and they like me so there goes your theory
13:15:00 <Doodle> and not just thais and filipinas
13:15:00 <Matthew> I did say MANY or MOST
13:15:00 <Matthew> I didn't say 100% of the population
13:16:00 <Matthew> so your theory is already shot down.
13:16:00 <Doodle> [13:14] <Matthew> the only ones that are interested are in Thailand or the Philipines when they realise white men have money
13:16:00 <Matthew> FYI.
13:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> FYI - ease up tiger
13:16:00 <Doodle> anyway
13:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
13:16:00 <Matthew> thanks CHEETAH
13:16:00 <Matthew> don't call me animal names please
13:16:00 <Doodle> i find this entire conversation racist and offensive
13:16:00 <Matthew> it's so patronising
13:16:00 <Matthew> I don't like it
13:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> now i'm going to, tiger
13:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> reow!
13:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just find it oppressive doodle - that's why i'm still ere
13:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i've got 3 hours and 45 mins
13:17:00 <Matthew> put on an episode of Full House and calm down
13:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> soooo...
13:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew i hate full house
13:17:00 <Doodle> oh god
13:17:00 <Matthew> well I LOVE it
13:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> well... you're
13:18:00 <Doodle> oh look the kettle brb
13:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ANNOYING!
13:18:00 <Matthew> I do prefer GOLDEN GIRLS though
13:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> no i need a good tv series
13:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, golden girls are good
13:18:00 <Matthew> wow. we agree on something. good.
13:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have that next door at work, a retirement village where they all watch you like hawks
13:19:00 <Matthew> GOLDEN GIRLS were naughty though with regular sex lives ...
13:19:00 <Clarkson> thats how shit it is
13:19:00 <Matthew> retirement village? boring and OLD.
13:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> well...
13:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't think that statement is correct!
13:19:00 <Matthew> happy birthday to BETTY WHITE tomorrow ... who turns 94
13:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> my mum's partner works in a retirement village and he said the sex lives of the oldies are pretty epic
13:20:00 <Doodle> thx john tesh
13:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> and they like to get around
13:20:00 <Matthew> as much as Blanche?
13:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> Blanche was a tranny
13:20:00 <Doodle> lmao
13:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> she was too busy mincing around
13:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> and perfecting the tuck
13:21:00 <Doodle> blanche was really a trucker named barry
13:21:00 <Matthew> poor woman is dead now
13:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking of tuck jobs
13:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ doodle
13:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i saw the danish girl last night
13:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah.... was ok.
13:21:00 <MrMark> lookin sexy katatonic_kate01
13:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> *buffs nails*
13:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's hard being me, but i do my best
13:22:00 <Doodle> sometimes its hard being Doodle
13:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> erection issues?
13:23:00 <Doodle> no issues, unless you count spontaneous ones
13:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
13:23:00 <Doodle> also
13:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas?
13:23:00 <Doodle> i changed the wheels on my car so now it vibrates.. differently
13:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lovely!
13:24:00 <Doodle> no cos now i get travellers all the time
13:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lowered?
13:24:00 <Doodle> ofc it is
13:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh lolz
13:24:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/t31.0-8/12486018_10206384739910953_3777785673377114645_o.jpg
13:24:00 <Doodle> beep
13:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> So.. what happens if you get a fatteh in yo' car?
13:24:00 <Doodle> not a lot sadly
13:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can't see pics
13:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah i can
13:25:00 <Matthew> Beryl
13:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyways TV series suggestions
13:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that your stage name matthew?
13:26:00 <Matthew> yes it is
13:26:00 <Matthew> Berylina actually
13:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
13:26:00 <Doodle> Berylina Gagsalott
13:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> you poor thing
13:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:26:00 <Matthew> comedy gold there...
13:26:00 <Doodle> ;)
13:26:00 <Doodle> i'm here all week
13:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh beryl lina
13:27:00 <Matthew> Step by Step
13:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> what a fine....
13:27:00 <Matthew> Golden Girls
13:27:00 <Matthew> Full House
13:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh stop
13:27:00 <Matthew> Family Matters
13:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i vomited in my mouth a little
13:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking 90's children
13:27:00 <Matthew> Keeping Up Appearances
13:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
13:27:00 <Matthew> Seinfeld
13:28:00 <Doodle> bucket residence, lady of the house speakingggg
13:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
13:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> no! subjected to too much ABC as a child
13:28:00 <Doodle> thats how i answer my slim telephone
13:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks to a parental unit
13:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> slim telephone?
13:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that code for man sex toy?
13:28:00 <Doodle> lol she was always telling ppl about her slim cordless telephone
13:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> OHHH\
13:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:29:00 <Doodle> good times
13:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> good times would be leaving work
13:29:00 <Doodle> good times would be not opening the door to this fucking cat for the thousandth time today
13:30:00 <Matthew> i need a miracle, i need a miracle... it's more physicaaaaaaal
13:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> www.realdoll.com
13:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> or
13:31:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jimmy Buffett - If You Like Pina Coladas.mp3 (3.85MB 128kbps Stereo 4:12)
13:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> check out fleshligt.com
13:31:00 <Doodle> crikey
13:32:00 <Doodle> i might buy shares in fleshlight
13:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> bundberg passionfruit 'sparling drink' tastes like ass
13:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> bundAberg*
13:33:00 <Doodle> bundaberg passionfruit 'sparkling ass'''
13:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
13:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> let down
13:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> completely let down
13:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> should have gone for sprite
13:34:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/l/t31.0-8/12291270_10206069614753021_382156887428237511_o.jpg
13:34:00 <Doodle> passionfruit
13:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> im never engaging in passionate acts again
13:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> you end being up the duff
13:35:00 <Doodle> yeah righto
13:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
13:35:00 <Doodle> 'i'm never drinking again'
13:35:00 <simba> its funny because kate loves sex get it
13:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> i said that to a few of my friends i'm never touching dick again
13:36:00 <Doodle> what if its a boy
13:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks simba!
13:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> if it's a boy.... yeah donno
13:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think it will be
13:36:00 <Doodle> get some latex gloves
13:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol um.. ok
13:37:00 <Matthew> listening to the divine Seal
13:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> is there something wrong with you>
13:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> like you had a really big night last night
13:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> dropped on your head at birth
13:38:00 <simba> the essendon verdict only happened this week have some sympathy
13:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> im sure that sent shockwaves around the world
13:41:00 <simba> it did to his world
13:41:00 <simba> get it
13:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
13:47:00 <simba> kate, matthew is an essendon fan, thats why he is distraught
13:47:00 <simba> please show some sympathy
13:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> hell no
13:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://ed.ted.com/lessons/how-menstruation-works-emma-bryce
13:57:00 <simba> i browse ed ted daily
13:59:00 <couleurs> ted 3: ed ted
14:00:00 <simba> superted 2: the legend of rony burgeydy
14:08:00 <couleurs> 2016 the year of the star war
14:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> year of the nerd
14:14:00 <simba> have some sympathy kate
14:15:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/Z0DO0XyS8Ko
14:15:00 <couleurs> lmao
14:15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sandu Ciorba - Pe cimpoi Views: 14,609,638 Uploader: viperprod Uploaded: Dec 4, 2012 Duration: 2m8s Rating: 4.11
14:17:00 <Matthew> my left foot is quite sore... underneath
14:27:00 <Matthew> biaaaaaatch
14:32:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrm2gMvigCQ
14:32:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Movement - Jump Mother F@#$R Views: 53,594 Uploader: deejayfrankiev Uploaded: Feb 24, 2012 Duration: 3m55s Rating: 4.84
15:05:00 <simba> wb faux
15:12:00 <couleurs> ty
15:21:00 <simba> zaim
15:21:00 <zaim> yo
15:25:00 <simba> 4:1)
15:26:00 <zaim> 12:1)
15:28:00 <couleurs> 13:)
15:32:00 <faux> OMGOSH weeds is getting iNTeNSe
15:33:00 <couleurs> 13DiViNe
15:33:00 <couleurs> 13help how i change colour i'm new @ irc
15:36:00 <couleurs> j/k #hacker
15:37:00 <simba> the doctor is in
15:38:00 <couleurs> Humper 2 Humper
15:38:00 <doctor> RIP Bowie Potter
15:40:00 <couleurs> agreed.
15:42:00 <simba> Betrand. Out.
16:01:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/WAX860f-QW0
16:01:00 <faux> boom
16:01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 10 Kitchen Gadgets Test Part 2 Views: 3,393,309 Uploader: Taras Kul Uploaded: Sep 16, 2015 Duration: 14m44s Rating: 4.77
16:05:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/Lm91bjnbUbI
16:05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 10 Kitchen Gadgets Test Views: 10,444,022 Uploader: Taras Kul Uploaded: Aug 4, 2015 Duration: 8m56s Rating: 4.51
16:05:00 <faux> lmao
16:05:00 <faux> avocado never been easier to cut
16:05:00 <faux> . . i mean mango
16:06:00 <couleurs> Thumbs Up for This Gadgit.
16:07:00 <zaim> (Y)
16:09:00 <couleurs> this stuff is the worst, just use a knife instead homo
16:12:00 <couleurs> Betrand. Out.
16:13:00 <faux> loooll banana saver
16:13:00 <faux> whyyyy
16:28:00 <couleurs> THiS SHiT iS BaNaNaS
16:28:00 <couleurs> -- g stef
16:31:00 <BuLL> helloooo
16:31:00 <couleurs> hi BuLL
16:31:00 <couleurs> where's SHiT ?
16:31:00 <couleurs> xDDDD
16:31:00 <BuLL> he's in the bathroom
16:32:00 <BuLL> heading to Werribee after that I think
16:33:00 <BuLL> how's everybody been for the last couple of years?
16:33:00 <faux> zzz
16:33:00 <couleurs> GR8
16:35:00 <BuLL> fantastic!
16:35:00 <simba> hey BuLL cum
16:36:00 <BuLL> ...right now?
16:36:00 <simba> cum to your hearts content
16:36:00 <BuLL> luckily I have a rare talent where I can cum on command
16:37:00 <simba> cum.cmd
16:37:00 <BuLL> as long as that command takes about 8 minutes or so to give
16:45:00 <BuLL> Are you all cybering each other or just idling?
16:45:00 <couleurs> cybering
16:45:00 <BuLL> noice
16:45:00 <BuLL> you any good at it?
16:46:00 <couleurs> 2 good 2 quit
16:46:00 <BuLL> anybody who makes an MC Hammer reference is alright in my books
16:46:00 <BuLL> so you're alright
16:46:00 <couleurs> i'm MC Hammer irl
16:46:00 <BuLL> gah now I'm singing the fucking song in my head
16:46:00 <Clarkson> turbo is a sex offender
16:46:00 <couleurs> :)))))))
16:47:00 <BuLL> oh my! Well in that case Mr. Hammer.. it's an honour
16:48:00 <BuLL> I wonder if you can tell me something, Mr Hammer..
16:48:00 <BuLL> can you tell me if you've seen her?
16:49:00 <couleurs> good 1
16:49:00 <BuLL> oh yeah i'm all about the obscure mc hammer references
16:49:00 <BuLL> i had that album on motherfuckin TAPE
16:50:00 <couleurs> BoNe THuGs n HaMMeRy
16:52:00 <BuLL> now as much as I totally believe you about being the Hammer, from MEMORY you're a white lady
16:52:00 <BuLL> and seemingly the only person in here who can cyber and chat in here at the same time
16:53:00 <BuLL> I don't recognise many other names in here but yours tickles my memory chords
16:53:00 <couleurs> aye caramba
16:54:00 <BuLL> don't have a cow man
16:54:00 <BuLL> eat my shorts
16:54:00 <BuLL> wooooaahhhh mamma
16:56:00 <couleurs> r u bart simps
16:57:00 <BuLL> I am Bort Sampson
16:57:00 <BuLL> but I am aware of this Bart
17:12:00 <BuLL> I have a strong feeling I'll end up ordering Thai food for dinner tonight
17:13:00 <BuLL> I don't even care if none of are you here.. you'll hear about my culinary choices and you will like it
17:13:00 <BuLL> sons of bitches
17:14:00 <BuLL> i'm sorry.. I'm just a little riled up because Beastie Boys - Sabotage is on
17:14:00 <BuLL> I didn't mean to call you sons of bitches
17:14:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
17:14:00 <BuLL> A PERSON
17:14:00 <TheRiddler> Its so hot
17:15:00 <BuLL> HELLO FRIEND
17:15:00 <BuLL> Hot? When I was out earlier it was lovely. Not real hot though.
17:16:00 <couleurs> OmG IT's a SaBoTaGe
17:16:00 <BuLL> But then, I was riding my motorbike through the CBD in shorts and a short sleeved shirt
17:17:00 <BuLL> let's all just get wildly drunk and talk about the weirdest things that we've ever done.. things we've never told another person
17:17:00 <couleurs> ok
17:18:00 <BuLL> I should go downstairs and buy vodka. I can't be fuuuuucked going over to Costco. I'm not even sure when they close.
17:18:00 <BuLL> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
17:19:00 <BuLL> hmm 6:30pm apparently.. still.. I'd have to go and get on a tram and urgh.. then walk a bit.. then walk back to the tram.. urgh
17:19:00 <BuLL> fuck that.. bottle shop downstairs FTW
17:19:00 <BuLL> brb
17:20:00 <couleurs> w00t
17:25:00 <couleurs> YeaH BOi GoN GeT Me DRaNK oN
17:27:00 <BuLL> back.. either that bottleshop is expensive or vodka isn't as cheap as I thought
17:28:00 <couleurs> which 1
17:28:00 <BuLL> I was faced with the dilemma of leaving the shop without buying anything and then walking 5 minutes over to woolworths to save a few bucks or just buying the vodka at their price and not do any of that
17:29:00 <couleurs> :)))))
17:29:00 <BuLL> just a 700ml smirnoff red.. nothing fancy
17:29:00 <couleurs> oic
17:30:00 <BuLL> I usually buy big bastard Kirkland 1.75 litre bottles from Costco for like $78 or something
17:30:00 <Clarkson> be careful changing your name to TheCat or ThePussy ... a lot of pussy hungry/craving men in here who never get any...
17:30:00 <BuLL> this was $42 for 700ml of smirnoff red...
17:31:00 <couleurs> lol
17:31:00 <couleurs> KiRKLaND
17:31:00 <BuLL> Kirkland is awesome
17:31:00 <couleurs> r u @ docklands
17:31:00 <BuLL> apparently it's actually Grey Goose (same factory)
17:31:00 <BuLL> yep yep
17:31:00 <couleurs> oOoER
17:32:00 <couleurs> yea i remember you, you were the guy who won a tv or some thing
17:32:00 <couleurs> right Clarkson?
17:32:00 <Clarkson> grr, wish the lack of curiousity mattered to me right now - I would woner if ya just spotttin words n big a dick or am dead certain ya reallu are fiollowing everything being said n well
17:32:00 <BuLL> I did win a TV a few years back.. wait.. did you mean Clarkson the bot?
17:32:00 <Clarkson> doin random sidemission shit
17:33:00 <couleurs> yes he is but i'm a real boy
17:33:00 <BuLL> I don't believe that to be true
17:34:00 <couleurs> 8=====D
17:34:00 <BuLL> hmm if I start drinking that will pretty much seal my fate of staying home and not going to visit anybody
17:35:00 <BuLL> but I don't think I have anybody to visit ... so...
17:35:00 <couleurs> me going 2 dinner l8er
17:36:00 <BuLL> nice one! Where to? (what kind of restaurant.. not which restaurant so I can just like.. turn up)
17:36:00 <BuLL> take that, georgeandwell-alpha!
17:37:00 <couleurs> idk some italian 1
17:37:00 <BuLL> hmm bws has smirnoff red 2 for $70 (saving of $14) so maybe my $42 bottle isn't far off
17:37:00 <BuLL> italian.. carb city. Love it.
17:38:00 <BuLL> things with garlic
17:38:00 <BuLL> and cheese
17:38:00 <couleurs> DaN MuPHyS BLaCK DiSCouNT CaRD
17:38:00 <BuLL> they give discounts to black people? that seems counter productive
17:38:00 <couleurs> HEhehEheh
17:39:00 <BuLL> my closest dan murphys is.. umm.. south melbourne I think
17:39:00 <BuLL> and fuuuck that
17:39:00 <BuLL> i'd sooner go to costco with my backpack and my motorbike
17:39:00 <BuLL> jesus why didn't I just do that?
17:39:00 <BuLL> fuck
17:40:00 <couleurs> Yeah!!!!!!!!
17:40:00 <BuLL> oh well, saves the temptation of buying a huge fuckoff tub of scorched almonds
17:40:00 <BuLL> I don't need them in my life right now
17:41:00 <couleurs> MMMmMmmmMmm
17:41:00 <BuLL> who are you off to dinner with?
17:42:00 <couleurs> BiKiNi BaBeS
17:42:00 <BuLL> haha hell yeah you are
17:42:00 <BuLL> mum and nanna been down at the beach today?
17:42:00 <BuLL> ;)
17:43:00 <couleurs> No.
17:43:00 <BuLL> oh.. ok
17:43:00 <couleurs> going with my gf if u must no ok bye
17:44:00 <couleurs> n u?
17:44:00 <BuLL> Are you inviting me or asking me who I'm going out to dinner with?
17:45:00 <BuLL> Because I'm not going out for dinner
17:45:00 <BuLL> well at least I don't plan to
17:45:00 <couleurs> ok
17:45:00 <BuLL> Thinking I'll get some Thai delivered
17:45:00 <BuLL> found a place on EatNow that does a dish I want to try
17:46:00 <couleurs> ladyboys
17:46:00 <BuLL> Don't think they do those but they have this fried roti thing with coconut and chicken sauce that sounds like something I'd enjoy
17:47:00 <couleurs> Nice.
17:49:00 <couleurs> n e other goss?
17:49:00 <BuLL> not really.. my girlfriend is going out with some friends tonight and going straight from work so looks like I won't see her until late
17:50:00 <couleurs> pics
17:50:00 <BuLL> negatory
17:52:00 <couleurs> aw
17:52:00 <BuLL> why would you even want them?
17:53:00 <couleurs> Blackmail Purposes.
17:53:00 <BuLL> haha fair enough
17:53:00 <BuLL> they'd need to be nudes yeah?
17:55:00 <couleurs> ya
17:55:00 <BuLL> had a lot of success asking for them from people?
17:57:00 <couleurs> nope
17:57:00 <couleurs> none
17:57:00 <couleurs> :(
17:57:00 <BuLL> :(
17:57:00 <BuLL> maybe time to deploy alternative tactics
17:58:00 <couleurs> :))))))
18:00:00 <BuLL> hmm damn now i'm thinking indian food because it has been ages since i've had it
18:02:00 <couleurs> Yummi
18:02:00 <BuLL> ordered
18:02:00 <BuLL> now to make a drink
18:03:00 <couleurs> make me 1 2
18:07:00 <BuLL> sorry I didn't see your message
18:07:00 <BuLL> i made 1 big one though so sharesies?
18:07:00 <couleurs> Lol
18:22:00 <BuLL> hmm got some funky internet radio streaming to my sound system but I'm running low on interaction so I might throw some netflix on or something.. I could play some Just Cause 3 and come back later!
18:22:00 <BuLL> yeah actually I'm going to do that, enjoy your italian with your girlfriend couleurs
18:24:00 <couleurs> tyvm
19:18:00 <couleurs> hi amsy :u
20:30:00 <BuLL> so nobody has said shit for 2 hours in here since I went to play JC2
20:30:00 <Clarkson> au`BangSmash will stick a nail in the eye of your penis
21:08:00 <BuLL> so I went looking and apparently fuckall english speaking non-gamers seem to use IRC now
21:09:00 <BuLL> and you're all just idlers
21:09:00 <BuLL> soooo as far as I can tell the notion of public chat rooms is pretty dead
21:12:00 <thestig> u in the wrong chan
21:13:00 <BuLL> I think I'm in the wrong year! I don't think there's a lot of chatting going on anywhere
21:13:00 <BuLL> I don't get where adult age people go online to chat with other adult age people about random nonsense
21:34:00 <Picard> ello
21:35:00 <faux> lol
21:35:00 <faux> lolololoolll
21:36:00 <Picard> u ok?
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