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00:00 <Doodle> sounds juicy
01:17 <couleurs> cum
02:51 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10250305_10152801347497995_3102234608209596741_n.jpg
05:00 <Doodle> worth a try
06:00 <Liinda> then record it at latrobe uni library
06:00 <Liinda> lol did u guys hear about that porno?
06:00 <Doodle> yeh
06:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i will ask for their permission but i dont know if they will like me bringing in the dog
06:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> the rest should be fine
06:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> this is la trobe
06:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> so long you book those study rooms before hand
07:00 <Liinda> apparently this was recorded in the main library, students were around
08:00 <Loof> got a nice face it's a pityyyy, you were born with shitty titties and i dont know whyyyyy
08:00 <Liinda> lol
08:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> so this is the second shooting at latrobe
08:00 <Liinda> it is?
09:00 <Liinda> loof! i hope you're wearing you're special undies
09:00 <Liinda> *your
09:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> http://www.abc.net.au/pm/stories/s41308.htm
09:00 <Liinda> where is my dear couleurs
10:00 <Loof> playing fifa and masturbating over barely legal nubiles
10:00 <Liinda> awah
10:57 Join: DrGore ([email protected]) to #melbourne
11:00 <Loof> sometimes i just bukake myself
11:00 <Loof> youknow?
12:32 Join: Mew ([email protected]) to #melbourne
13:00 <Liinda> that would keep u warm
14:00 <Loof> no more cigs
14:00 <Loof> fuck
14:00 <Loof> oh well ecig time
15:00 <Loof> they should lower dsp amount or raise minimum wage
15:00 <Loof> would make working worth it
15:00 <Loof> oh well
15:40 Nick: JimmyJack is now known as Loof
15:42 <Loof> Mew!
15:55 <Loof> yay
16:00 <Mew> JJ Loof!
16:00 <Loof> if i was cuntminister
17:04 <Mew> seen this? http://i.imgur.com/TvNYmuL.jpg
17:34 Join: Saemon ([email protected]) to #melbourne
18:01 <Loof> what's that?
18:16 <Mew> thats a young tony abbott getting punched in the face
18:19 Quit: Reptile ([email protected]) Quit:
18:56 <couleurs> a s l every one
18:56 <Loof> nice
19:23 <PandasDontDrive> 42 m sydney
19:39 <PandasDontDrive> looking for 19 f sydney
19:51 <PandasDontDrive> to 'take photographs of'
20:02 <couleurs> 19 m sydney hear
21:27 <Serenity> [9:23pm] <JimmyJack> how do you hide your drugs from Pieter? put em under the soap!
21:37 <Serenity> this made me snort sour watermelon slushie through my nose
22:34 <Maurice> 'Watermelon slushie'
22:39 <Maurice> Like we believe that!
22:51 <Serenity> not all of us are gurgling cum Maurice
23:08 <Maurice> Shhhhh
23:12 <Maurice> Stop reading my diary
23:20 <Serenity> have you tried the new ones at hjs tho?
23:22 <Serenity> fucking so good
23:31 Join: GreekSnake ([email protected]) to #melbourne
23:32 <Maurice> Nope I haven't
23:41 <Maurice> I read my local served someone a burger with maggots in it
23:47 <Maurice> I was that way today so I got a kebab instead
23:48 <Serenity> D:
23:52 <Serenity> whatttttttt
23:53 <Serenity> yuck
23:57 <Maurice> I know
24:01 <Maurice> It was on the chat page
24:03 <Maurice> Rocko one
24:05 <Serenity> spew
24:13 <Loof> will eating this eggplant make my wiener bigger: http://imgur.com/0Pjagbg
24:17 <Maurice> Could have been a piss take but it's put me off
25:24 Part: frayedknot ([email protected]) from #melbourne (Leaving)
26:08 <Loof> the guy at the market who sold it to my wife had a good laugh
27:21 <Excessive> COMMANDEER!!!!!!!!
27:34 <PandasDontDrive> JAPOW!!
27:38 <PandasDontDrive> go russia
27:39 <Excessive> we're gonnah commandeer ...............
27:44 <PandasDontDrive> fuck ukraine in the ass
27:45 <PandasDontDrive> they want it!
28:00 <Loof> weed coming out my asscrack
28:00 <Scramble> don't smoke it
28:00 <Scramble> it's a shit strain
28:00 <Scramble> hyuck hyuck
28:00 <Loof> found out sitting on cement really does give you piles
28:06 <Excessive> THEIR SHEEP ............. if u like
29:00 <Loof> so i put a seat outside for smoking
29:00 <Loof> now no more grapes
29:00 <Loof> :D
29:00 <Loof> join us next week for exciting adventures with Loof's ass
29:20 <couleurs> u r
30:00 <Loof> anyone ever wiped their ass with grass?
30:40 Join: hotstud ([email protected]) to #melbourne
31:00 <Loof> ever cleaned off smegma with a leaf?
31:00 <Loof> ever banged an abo?
31:00 <Loof> nah that last one was going too far
31:00 <Loof> sif fuck an abo
31:06 <Mew> kinky kelly and hotstud
31:48 <Serenity> Maurice
32:00 <Scramble> you sit on concrete like an abo
32:00 <Scramble> it's the next logical step
32:42 <Maurice> Yo
32:53 <Serenity> http://www.public.health.wa.gov.au/3/1707/2/publication_of_names_of_offenders_list.pm
33:00 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #melbourne
33:00 <Scramble> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov3fQt0iH18
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Japanese TV Commercials [ 2013 weeks 41 and 42 ] (Oct 21, 2013) 6:58 - Category: Entertainment - 44,873 views - 656 likes (98.9%), 7 dislikes (1.1%)
33:44 <Maurice> Omg Little Chef Bar in Kewdale
33:52 <Maurice> I used to get my lunch delivered when I worked up there
33:57 <Serenity> D:
33:59 <Bastardly_One> I guess now we know why the burgers are better at HJs
34:19 <Maurice> Lolll Medina IGA
37:59 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <Loof> Have you ever busted your grandma scratching her cunt?
38:31 <Serenity> i have a blanket over me atm
38:40 <Serenity> homer just climbed over my shoulder
38:46 <Serenity> and under the blanket..
39:00 <Loof> cause of cuntworms
39:02 <PandasDontDrive> i want hjs
39:04 <Maurice> Give him to me asap
39:10 <Maurice> Mines fucked if I know where
39:33 <PandasDontDrive> ima try Burger Theory burgers tomorrow
39:35 <PandasDontDrive> nom nom nom
39:52 <Serenity> ya what
40:00 <Loof> imagine the smell
40:25 <PandasDontDrive> this burger restaurant in town
40:29 <Serenity> ohhh
40:30 <PandasDontDrive> and they do lockins too
40:37 <DrGore> i should own stocks in Bepanthen
40:41 <PandasDontDrive> like 50 bucks lock in 2 hours
40:47 <PandasDontDrive> eat all burgers n drink all u want
40:48 <PandasDontDrive> lol
40:58 <PandasDontDrive> as in booze lol
41:00 <Loof> cause of all that incontinence and infection
41:00 <Loof> and qweefing
41:00 <Loof> out dust
41:03 <Serenity> nappy rash DrGore?
41:25 <DrGore> sort of
41:26 <Maurice> I thought we were in a diff channel for a second
41:35 <Maurice> Everything was topsy turvy
41:53 <PandasDontDrive> your top is on upsidedown
41:56 <PandasDontDrive> thats y
42:05 <DrGore> brutal ink Serenity
42:11 <DrGore> scabbing up
42:13 <Maurice> On your butt>
42:14 <Serenity> oh
42:15 <Maurice> ?
42:58 <Loof> ew tatts
43:00 <Saemon> yo
43:00 <Saemon> im eating here
43:05 <Loof> nasty
43:14 <PandasDontDrive> ew tats
43:15 <PandasDontDrive> yuk
43:18 Quit: Loof ([email protected]) Quit: Ciao
43:19 <PandasDontDrive> girls wit tats r yuk
43:28 <PandasDontDrive> mmmmmmmm chicks with ink <3
43:41 <Serenity> o.O
44:00 <Loof> lol
44:00 <Loof> sorry man
44:00 <Saemon> lol sall good bro
44:00 <Loof> :)
44:57 Part: Googie85 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
45:00 <Excessive> ma uit si citesc numa prostii, are cineva ceva mai interesant?
45:19 * DrGore throws scabs at everyone
46:25 <PandasDontDrive> 62 yr old Donald Popadick was charged with indecent exposure in Moonies bay Ottawah
46:26 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahahaha
47:00 <Saemon> i got from that
47:00 <Saemon> prostate and interesting
47:00 <Saemon> ?
50:37 <couleurs> is that Loof's real name
50:57 Join: JimmyJack ([email protected]) to #melbourne
51:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
52:00 <Liinda> night all
52:15 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, yes
52:48 <Bastardly_One> with a name like that though you're almost destined to be charged with something like that *lol*
52:57 <couleurs> :)
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> dang
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt say night panadols
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> and wank.
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> *was good*
53:25 <PandasDontDrive> LMFAO
54:00 <Loof> now that Liinda has gone she wont be freaked out by me saying
54:00 <Loof> i would just love to sink my tongue into her ass
54:51 <Mew> http://youtube.com/watch?v=40_2KyoGs-o
54:52 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Paul Henry - Dikshit (2010) HD (Oct 9, 2010) 1:15 - Category: News and Politics - 168,816 views - 845 likes (91.2%), 82 dislikes (8.8%)
55:00 <Loof> first visualise being her toilet paper for 6 months
55:02 <Mew> all time fav
55:08 <PandasDontDrive> im fucking hungry
55:29 <couleurs> hehe dikshit
55:48 <couleurs> einen klassic videon
56:00 <Loof> like some sort of demented poop fairy
56:17 Quit: mrdanger ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
57:16 <Mew> a real thigh slapper
57:19 <Excessive> eheh
57:48 <couleurs> RIP bitches geldorf
58:02 <couleurs> it was heroin not juice after all
58:06 <couleurs> who knew...
58:11 Nick: JimmyJack is now known as Loof
01:00 <Saemon> lol loof
01:00 <Saemon> is she hot?
01:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One you shut up
01:00 <Saemon> asshat
01:00 <Loof> very
02:00 <Saemon> u seen her pic?
02:00 <Loof> smokin
02:00 <Loof> yeah a couple
02:07 Nick: Loof is now known as DrizzleJizz
03:48 <Mew> aw :(
05:00 <Excessive> every woman can be luscious in her own way, it's the way u see her
05:42 <Mew> her 11mo son was by her side when they found her
05:46 <Mew> thats so sad
06:03 <Serenity> i think its incredibly tragic
06:37 <DrizzleJizz> pwnd
07:00 <Bastardly_One>  true enough
07:12 <Serenity> dont say that loof you sound like Saemon
07:18 <Serenity> and hes just a plain bucket of soft dicks
09:20 <Saemon> not really
09:26 <Saemon> i say ownt
09:36 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
09:42 <Bastardly_One> and Serenity and Mew
09:51 <Bastardly_One> hate to sound cynical buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
10:00 <Saemon> dont make me rKo you through a glass table Bastardly_One
10:03 <Saemon> oh here we go.
10:10 <Bastardly_One> look at her parents, her lifestyle would be a bit boring
10:11 * Saemon sits back and brings out the popcorn
10:23 <Serenity> what has that got to do with anything
10:24 <Bastardly_One> easy access ... almost a product of her enviroment
10:27 <Bastardly_One> poor dear
10:44 <Saemon> she OD's on heroin
10:47 <Bastardly_One> would of been "something to do"
10:57 <Saemon> yet pieter is still alive n kickin
11:00 <Saemon> lol
11:00 <Loof> was therock a good wrestler?
11:00 <Saemon> my back may get all cut up and pierced by the glass shards
11:00 <Saemon> but it would be worth it
11:00 <Saemon> hrm depends on what u look at Loof
11:00 <Saemon> entertainment wise, or skills wise?
11:00 <Loof> skills
11:08 <Maurice> Did they find out how she died?
11:15 <Saemon> yeah heroin
11:17 <Bastardly_One> and I'd believe people around her wouldn't know
11:17 <Maurice> I don't read the news so I'm not up to date
11:25 <Maurice> I asked credible people, not you.
11:38 <Serenity> her being boring doesnt make it any less tragic
11:40 <Bastardly_One> yeah same, I saw it somewhere like early this morning
11:46 <Serenity> for her children and the rest of the family
11:51 <Bastardly_One> I said the poor dear
11:57 <Bastardly_One> I wasn't actually being sarcastic
12:00 <Saemon> then no, he was mediocre at best
12:00 <Loof> k cool
12:00 <Saemon> his style was that of a brawler
12:00 <Loof> i c
12:00 <Saemon> which is what most restricted or unskilled wreslters do
12:15 <Saemon> i feel sorry for her children and family too
12:21 <Bastardly_One> francis bean seems a rare case of not following her parents footsteps in the drugs dept
12:28 <Saemon> but they are well provided for cuz her father is rich
12:33 <Serenity> hope when you die someones like 'yeah but he was an annoying old cunt'
12:44 <Saemon> i feel much more sorry for the starving children in ethiopia
12:47 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Quit: We believe AIDS came from Africans having sex with monkeys. However, in Africa they believe AIDS came from Pieter having sex with himself. -- Source(s) - I'm a qualified epidemiologist
12:47 <Bastardly_One> they will
12:52 <Saemon> and the war torn families in syria
12:53 <Serenity> good
12:58 <Serenity> shut up Saemon
13:00 <Saemon> fleeing violence and persecution
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I do genuinely think it's sad
13:00 <Saemon> not much technical holds and mat based stuff in his arsenal or high airborn acrobatic manouvres
13:00 <Loof> how do them cunts manage not to kill each other
13:00 <Loof> somewhere sometime some cunt must have died
13:00 <Saemon> its cal about timing and working together
13:04 <Saemon> i feel more sorry for them.
13:10 <Bastardly_One> I'm just saying this in plain english
13:18 <Bastardly_One> it's not really a surprise in hindsight
13:39 <Bastardly_One> doesn't mean it's not tragic or whatnot
13:45 <PandasDontDrive> lol
14:00 <Loof> i couldn't do it
14:00 <Saemon> oh of course Loof, just google deaths in pro wrestling
14:00 <Loof> to unco
14:00 <Loof> sweet will do
14:00 <Saemon> in the past wrestlers have botched moves, resulting in severe damage or death in their fellow wrestlers
14:00 <Saemon> mainly the pile driver move
14:00 <Saemon> if done wrong, breaks the neck
14:03 <Bastardly_One> carry on
14:06 <PandasDontDrive> forget the middle east
14:08 <Bastardly_One> and no legs fuck up
14:11 <PandasDontDrive> that place is fucked
14:13 <Maurice> Ok so did they find out how she died
14:20 <Bastardly_One> yes Maurice
14:23 <Serenity> yes Maurice it was a heroin over dose
14:28 <Bastardly_One> herion overdose
14:29 <Saemon> see
14:40 <Bastardly_One> she asked people
14:42 * Saemon feels justified
14:43 <Bastardly_One> not you
14:56 <Saemon> then why were you answering?
14:58 <Saemon> orc
15:00 <Saemon> google jessie sorensen tna broken neck
15:00 <Loof> i used to play exciting hour all day as a kid
15:00 <Loof> wrestling game
15:00 <Saemon> and google d'lo brown paralyzes droz
15:00 <Loof> could play all day on 20 cents
15:00 <Loof> pile driver
15:00 <Loof> suphlex
15:01 <Maurice> I can't trust the ones who can't spell
15:16 <Bastardly_One> you're some sub human species that most people shiver in disgust over
15:18 <Maurice> So thank you, Serenity
15:28 <Bastardly_One> oh owned
15:30 <Bastardly_One> I did too
15:37 <Bastardly_One> and I even fucking backspaced
15:38 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:46 <PandasDontDrive> who's this woman you're all on about?
15:53 <Maurice> Also, hindsight is pretty much a given
15:55 <Bastardly_One> Peaches Geldof
15:57 <Saemon> she died of a broken heart
16:00 <Bastardly_One> or stunts gone wrong
16:00 <Bastardly_One> like Owen Hart's
16:01 <Saemon> like padme amidala
16:03 <couleurs> don't you just love it when someone dies and suddenly everyone pretends to care...
16:08 <Bastardly_One> yeah I said that Maurice
16:08 <Maurice> Bob Geldofs daughter
16:11 <PandasDontDrive> what happened?
16:15 <Maurice> She died
16:21 <Bastardly_One> and Serenity said I was a cranky old cunt
16:24 <Bastardly_One> I said the same thing
16:26 <Maurice> I'm pretty much Sherlock Holmes
16:30 <PandasDontDrive> who's Bob Geldof
16:33 <Bastardly_One> are ya?
16:33 <PandasDontDrive> :/
16:40 <Saemon> only bob geldof song i like is let it be
16:43 <Maurice> No, you said in hindsight you're not surprised
16:44 <Bastardly_One> the new Elementary Sherlock?
16:48 <Bastardly_One> I hate that cunt
16:50 <PandasDontDrive> oh some famous persons daughter died
16:52 <PandasDontDrive> boo hoo
16:52 <Bastardly_One> better not be that version
17:09 <Bastardly_One> well, it wasn't a given
17:13 <Bastardly_One> but not a surprise
17:13 <PandasDontDrive> people die every day, car crash, plane wreck, pick your tragedy
17:21 <Bastardly_One> look at Francis Bean for instance
17:32 <Bastardly_One> seems to be together just to despite her mother almost
17:35 <Mew> mrs bean lol
17:37 <Saemon> is the black eyed peas broken up?
17:45 <Maurice> Amy Winehouse wasn't a suprise, Peaches kinda was
17:48 <Saemon> cuz that black guy is a judge on the voice australai
17:59 <Bastardly_One> poor Amy
18:00 <Bastardly_One> http://prowrestling.about.com/od/whatsrealwhatsfake/tp/10tragedies.htm
18:02 <PandasDontDrive> no Saemon
18:06 <DrizzleJizz> wonder how much black dick fergy has had
18:06 <PandasDontDrive> they arent
18:12 <Bastardly_One> despite being such a fuck up she could sing that woman
18:32 <DrizzleJizz> and why hasn't she had my dick
18:43 <Maurice> The only song I liked of hers was Valerie
18:50 <DrizzleJizz> i'll give her my whole 2 inches
19:05 <Mew> youre not black enough loof
19:09 <DrizzleJizz> damn
19:14 Join: beehhh ([email protected]) to #melbourne
19:41 <DrizzleJizz> how's norrel beehhh?
19:48 <Maurice> Oh great, he's here
19:55 <Saemon> lol im watchin old david tench shows on youtube
19:59 <Saemon> its so bad its awesome
20:02 <Bastardly_One> you should be banned for asking Loof
20:22 <Bastardly_One> because he's gonna go on and on with pics to make us sick now
20:53 <Saemon> dont act like sif u dont furiously fap off to it Bastardly_One
21:08 <Bastardly_One> fucking hell, I seriously understand gaming rage frustration at this moment
21:22 <Serenity> i get melbourne rage frustration
21:31 <Bastardly_One> this race is more fucking annoying than I am even
21:42 <Bastardly_One> note I didn't say as annoying as no legs
21:49 <Bastardly_One> so it's just really frustratng
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I got into two arguments in class this morning within 5 mins of each other
22:27 Quit: couleurs ([email protected]) Quit: k bye
22:44 <Serenity> going to bed in a minute anyway
23:00 <Bastardly_One> bit early for over there but fair enough
23:12 <Maurice> Melbourne rage is a given
23:23 <Excessive> ^
23:32 <Saemon> u know whats super frustrating? arranging a time and place to meet with a person, and then when u waste your time and effort getting there, and you dont see them and you call them and their phone is switched off
23:39 <Saemon> for like the entire night
23:44 <Saemon> pisses me off the most
23:51 <Serenity> are you arranging irc fights
23:58 <Maurice> Yeah coz they figure you pack small
24:01 <PandasDontDrive> true dude
24:02 <Saemon> nah a couple of escorts no showed
24:05 <PandasDontDrive> thatd suck ass
24:13 <Maurice> Lol
24:16 <Maurice> Not surprised
24:20 <Mew> meet u behind #asd after skool 1v1 faget
24:20 <Serenity> lol they probabyl saw you and bailed
24:28 <PandasDontDrive> i wanna know if im going to the art gallery tomoz or not
24:37 <beehhh> all the good mens are retiring
25:06 <beehhh> DrizzleJizz: norell is doing fine we are couple
25:12 <DrizzleJizz> sweet
25:15 <beehhh> she's a transgender
25:30 <beehhh> she loves me and i love her
25:44 <Saemon> sure they can be all stuck up and bail on me, but they wont have money to feed their kid or watever put food on the table
25:48 <Saemon> so their loss
25:50 <DrizzleJizz> have you ever ate stuff from her ass?
25:59 <DrizzleJizz> like stick fruit up there?
26:00 <DrizzleJizz> try it
26:00 <Saemon> jesus
26:00 <Saemon> and you call Me anti-social b1
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> ohhh goodie goodie
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> erp
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> so Loofz bro
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
26:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Bastardly_One: what over?
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotted to the courier joint last nite picked up the kinect
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
26:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> with a teacher or student(s)?
26:08 <beehhh> she wants me to stick it in
26:10 <Maurice> I'd have bailed during the phone call
26:14 <DrizzleJizz> nice
26:18 <Mew> did you fruit lans bum loof?
26:29 <Maurice> No he doesn't
26:29 <beehhh> `seen loof
26:31 <prowl> beehhh, I found 14 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: DrizzleJizz, Loof, JimmyJack, CockDock, OilyPubesWithCrabs. DrizzleJizz ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick from Loof on #melbourne 24 minutes ago (03.05. 00:52). DrizzleJizz is still there.
26:38 <DrizzleJizz> ew Lan's bum
26:45 <Mew> LOL
27:00 Nick: DrizzleJizz is now known as Loof
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn finally!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> one person over reacting and taking me the wrong way
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> ay
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant we all just
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh fk it
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and another unable to handle some home truths
27:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> what was the first person reacting to?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> thinking me saying he's so far behind was that he was a loser kind of thing 
27:01 <Maurice> They'd never get pregnant again that way
27:11 <Mew> whats wrong with her bum
27:13 <Maurice> Stop being fanciful Mew
27:13 <PandasDontDrive> I'm going to buy Will.I.Am's watch when it's released
27:17 <PandasDontDrive> shit looks so cool
27:19 <Loof> gas
27:30 <beehhh> http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt6lk9n7nD1r4kkyno1_500.jpg
27:48 <beehhh> here used to be a chick call pumpkin does anyone recall her
27:56 <PandasDontDrive> what you on about Saemon
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> just stfu n answer pm.
28:00 <Bastardly_One> just frustrations taken out of me if you ask me ... stupid cunt
28:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> what did you say before that to make him come to that conclusion?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and the other is an I'm so cool Mr Know it all
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> me?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, are you *that* far behind?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have a vagina?
28:10 <PandasDontDrive> who were you supposed to see?
28:13 <beehhh> littlegreenfrog
28:24 * Loof rolls another joint
28:25 <beehhh> i should eat more avocado salad
28:28 <Loof> yes
28:32 <Loof> avocado rules
29:00 <beehhh> i got a loving blender mate
29:00 <Saemon> lol u cant go around conducting yourself in real life like how u do on irc Bastardly_One
29:07 <Loof> nice
29:19 <Loof> make Norell a cum smoothie
29:20 <PandasDontDrive> avo is fattening
29:22 Join: Scattered ([email protected]) to #melbourne
29:23 <beehhh> flex seed n chia seed
29:27 <PandasDontDrive> n tastes like nothing
29:39 <beehhh> you should throw avo in a blender
29:44 <beehhh> fattning is good
29:50 <Loof> yep
29:55 <Loof> put milk or juice?
30:00 <Saemon> the difference is, u do it on irc behind a screen, no one can touch u
30:00 <Saemon> u so it in class in real life, the person u piss off could easily deck ya
30:00 <Saemon> u do* it
30:06 <beehhh> i put organic soy milk
30:09 <Loof> nice
30:24 <beehhh> i dont drink cowmilk but i eat cheese
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> I mean
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> you did threaten to have the Rebels?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> somebody
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> come kill me
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> whilst
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One and I
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> could just roll you offa fucking cliff.
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> ..
31:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, he bullshits about the Bandidos
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh Bandidos
31:33 <beehhh> should i blend almond and cashews all together what would it become of me
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> some Nacho shit
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> see
32:00 <Saemon> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> always makes me laugh because I know the local guys
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> he doesnt get it
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> YOU DON'T DROP NAMES
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon
32:00 <Bastardly_One> to the point of knowing the head honcho
32:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> I had my head smacked in one night
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> for saying a friends name
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> to a friend
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd believe it 
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> who wasnt there,
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok
32:00 <Bastardly_One> your nose probably looked normal before that :P
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> you rollypollyfaggot
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh bro
32:09 <beehhh> i add organic oats from canada
32:18 <beehhh> tastes superb
32:38 <beehhh> need apple, green n red and banada and avocado
32:53 Nick: beehhh is now known as LovingBlender
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> that was the first time it was smashed
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> still was bought drinks n shit course but i fucked up
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> now this little cheese
33:00 <Saemon> the bandidos are good mates with me
33:00 <Saemon> they wont mind me 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
33:30 <LovingBlender> i always blend with celery n baby ginger and raw honey
33:48 <Serenity> i wish you would blend your fingers
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you really don't know anyone outside your own imagination
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> you dropped the name again
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> I don't know the Bandidos
34:00 <Saemon> they are mind to drop
34:00 <Saemon> they are my mates
34:08 <LovingBlender> this one is panasonic cant go wrong mate
34:36 <LovingBlender> remind me what i will forget by tomorrow
34:55 <Loof> boys boys boys
34:59 <Loof> i'm looking for a good time
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> prob know mates of mine
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> but I tell ya something
35:00 <Saemon> they are mine to drop
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> none of em
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> give a shit
35:00 <Bastardly_One> go on 
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> about your shit
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> on mirc
35:00 <Scramble> prob know mates of mine
35:00 <Scramble> the US NAVY SEALS
35:00 <Bastardly_One> right now without google
35:00 <Bastardly_One> shoosh for a sec
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna see the fuckwit answer this 
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> you see me saying oohhhhh saemonie ima getr **** onto ya
35:00 <Bastardly_One> right now, without google and no delay
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> prob bash me
35:00 <Bastardly_One> who is the ... *thinks randomly*
35:26 <LovingBlender> they have a tranny parlor near st yarra station well used to be one
35:54 <LovingBlender> other is in south melbourne
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> navy seals
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> I saw that movie
36:00 <Bastardly_One> sgt at arms in your area
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I know this 
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> Charlie Sheen wasnt bad
36:00 <Scramble> steven segal is my brother
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna see you say it so I can cut and paste it 
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> but that MIchael dude from Aliens ruled
36:00 <Scramble> he'll beat all of you up
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon
36:00 <Scramble> and then take me out for sushi
36:00 <Saemon> lol b1
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> drop an actual NAME
36:00 <Scramble> cause he knows the owner
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> of a BANDIDO
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and get you smashed next time you're out in your chair 
36:00 <Saemon> that info for insiders only
36:00 <DemonsRun> ... Who gives a fuck who you guys know?
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> and a number
36:00 <Saemon> im not tellin u
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> and ill ring the guy right fkn now
36:00 <Bastardly_One> DemonsRun, we don't
36:00 <DemonsRun> It's always a dick contest with you retards
36:30 <LovingBlender> look at the back of local/community newspaper find many surprise ads
36:46 <Scattered> very true LovingBlender
37:00 <Bastardly_One> we're taking the piss out of wheels
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> stfu DemonsRun
37:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One your just a old nobody
37:00 <Bastardly_One> he's gonna get bandidos to bash everyone
37:00 <Saemon> trying to stay relevant
37:00 <Saemon> quit tryin so hard
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> you havent pulled yours out yet :P
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
37:00 <Saemon> be old and content
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon
37:00 <DemonsRun> Good for him, Bastardly_One 
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> you drop names
37:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckwit, if you do half the shit I've done I shouldn
37:00 <Bastardly_One> t
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> go back your chair into a fucking river
37:00 <Saemon> but i have the right too PandasDontDrive
37:00 <DemonsRun> & you're, as usual the brains of the topic
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> and sink
37:00 <Scramble> cunts bash cunts bash cunts bash
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> you useless fuck
37:00 <Bastardly_One> of in my life ... then you'll have a life of adventure
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> no you dont
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's codebro
37:00 <DemonsRun> And as usual, PandasDontDrive has to challenge anything
37:00 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive fuck you you tattood poofter
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> YOU DONT DROP NAMES
37:00 <DemonsRun> Think I've nailed that
37:00 <Saemon> your chick friend is ugly
37:00 <Saemon> and so are you
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> OR NAMES OF GROUPS
37:22 <PandasDontDrive> fk up about trannies beehhh
37:50 <PandasDontDrive> im making toast in da oven
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> unless
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol brat
38:00 <Saemon> i showed everyone your pic
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> DemonsRun dont throw a moody
38:00 <Saemon> and that chick friend of yours
38:00 <Saemon> lol
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> ay
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but this time Pandas is defending himself in a sense
38:00 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive u look like a poofter
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> me
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> do i
38:00 <Saemon> yeah
38:00 <Scramble> so I see there's still no decent conversation in here?
38:00 <DemonsRun> I'm not the one throwing anything LOL
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> so show my pic
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> on here
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wont complain
38:00 <DemonsRun> No Scramble 
38:00 <DemonsRun> None
38:00 <Saemon> lol nah i would get banned
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> and who was the chick?
38:00 <DemonsRun> Rarely ever
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> no u wont
38:00 <Saemon> some slut u said was your friend
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> u would only get banned
38:00 <Scramble> fair enough
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd rather look like  poofter than be a complete failure and social retard no legs
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> if i cared
38:00 <Scramble> i'll be back in another 2 months
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> and i dont care
38:34 <LovingBlender> i got alphaone mayo straight from nZ
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and honestly, even if I was gay
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> so show my pic
39:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck should care less?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> and show hers too.
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i promise
39:00 <Saemon> lol everyone already knows how faggoty u look mate
39:00 <DemonsRun> Scramble: Just a bunch of random insults thrown at each other. Wanna join in?
39:00 <Saemon> so no need
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i will not dog you to the ops Saemon..
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oi brat
39:00 <Bastardly_One> do I look gay?
39:00 <Saemon> yes.
39:00 <Saemon> lol
39:00 <DemonsRun> Oi oi oi Saemon I do not know what he looks like
39:00 <Bastardly_One> old yes but not exactly gay right?
39:00 <Saemon> nosering
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> well Scramble has me on fb anyway doncha
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> see for himself
39:00 <DemonsRun> Old yes gay idk
39:00 <DemonsRun> My brother is gay, doesn't look it
39:01 <LovingBlender> made with 70% rice bran oil
39:30 <PandasDontDrive> ?
39:42 <PandasDontDrive> i have some kinda whole egg mayo
39:46 <PandasDontDrive> its .. mayo
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm talking to DemonsRun no legs, fuck up
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, and who cares?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye my fav gay mate
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't right?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont look it
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> n hates other gays
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> funny as
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah this bogan guy I know hates other gays too
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> SAEMON
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> POST MY PIC
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and a raging homo
40:00 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive shut up u look like a weakcunt
40:00 <Saemon> lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> funny as too
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> AND POST PIC OF THE CHICKI
40:00 <DemonsRun> Fucking morons
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> I WONT DOG U TO OPS
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> OR ASD
40:00 <DemonsRun> All of yas.
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^
40:00 <Saemon> such a try hard with all those tatoos
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> PROMISE.
40:00 <Saemon> and aviators
40:00 <Saemon> and beret
40:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
40:00 <Saemon> rofl
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok
40:00 <Bastardly_One> don't include me this time brat
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> so ill post it myself
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> one sec.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I looked in just before you did 
40:01 <LovingBlender> this guy i know of studies in bangladesh worked in bangladesh fuct in banglaesh now living in sydney with his overseas degree
40:49 <LovingBlender> they issued his with a parmanent residency
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas is on some hyper rush
41:00 <DemonsRun> You joined in
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea Loren took this of me
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and no legs is ... well always retarded
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I always forget
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1098379_10152728924177995_748081532_n.jpg
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> k
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> even Nermin
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it's gonna go on and on and on
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> famous boxer
41:00 <Bastardly_One> rahter than a few mins
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> knows Tyson
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> likes my pic
41:00 <DemonsRun> Sunk pretty low on the food chain in here to be associating with them every night
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> what the fuck u got to say Saemon?
41:00 <DemonsRun> Awesome conversations and all
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> You know cunts?
42:00 <Saemon> rofl!!!
42:00 <Saemon> thats the pic
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it moves though ... gives me something to look at 
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> yep
42:00 <Saemon> u ugly queer
42:00 <Saemon> lol
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's the pic
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> well bro
42:00 <DemonsRun> You call them muscles PandasDontDrive ?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <Saemon> i reckon ay
42:00 <Saemon> lmao
42:00 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive do u even lift bro?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas is a little runt but I've said that heaps of times
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not muss nemore
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk man
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> im just like slim
43:00 <DemonsRun> My arms are better than that
43:00 <Saemon> wtf were u doin with your hand near your mouth?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you are a little runt ... 
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i practice muay thai
43:00 <Saemon> sum fabio pose?
43:00 <Saemon> lol
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> not  boxing
43:00 <Saemon> and u know what
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> what
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I might weigh less than one of some people's legs in here 
43:00 <Saemon> only fucken douchbags wheres sunnies in doors mate
43:00 <Saemon> u fucken tool
43:00 <Saemon> rofl
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but you don't look much bigger :P
43:00 <Saemon> why were u wearing sunnies in the dark?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> srsly
43:00 <Saemon> lol u dikhead
43:19 <Loof> what year can you come back beehhh?
43:28 <Loof> will be awesome
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44:00 <Saemon> answer 
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> you've gone on aobut it, must be you want some
44:00 <Saemon> why were u wearing sunnies in the dark?
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> I mean
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> all that.
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm not into it but..
44:00 <Saemon> u a vampire?
44:00 <Saemon> rofl
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> I could spoof in your face if it pleased ya
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
44:00 <Saemon> do you think you're Bono?
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> who
44:00 <Saemon> bono
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh bono
44:00 <Saemon> the singer
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> loren got me those
44:00 <Saemon> who always wears sunnies indoors
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> those're chicks glasses
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Bono is light sensitive actually
45:00 <Saemon> oh ic
45:00 <Saemon> whats PandasDontDrive reason then?
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's called having friends Saemon
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I say from all the pot he smokes but he's light sensitive none the less
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> and just having a fun time
45:00 <Saemon> lol
45:00 <Saemon> is that why PandasDontDrive?
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> so
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> show me the pic of the chick
45:00 <DemonsRun> Fuckwits. Fuckwits everywhere
45:00 <DemonsRun> Time to sleep
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> u bragged about
45:00 <Bastardly_One> night brat
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> or's your braggadocio gone now?
46:00 <Saemon> u also have a weak chin PandasDontDrive
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> nite DemonsRun u runt
46:00 <Saemon> night DemonsRun
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> weak
46:00 <DemonsRun> Runt? Mate I could lift more than you.
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have a small jaw sure
46:00 <Saemon> ^
46:00 <Saemon> ownt
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's a modern human condition
46:00 <Saemon> lmao
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> raised on soft foods
46:00 <Bastardly_One> there is no such fucking word as ownt
46:00 <DemonsRun> ^
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> people that're raised on harder
46:00 <Saemon> hit the gym if u want to show off your arms PandasDontDrive
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> develop big jaws
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to punch you in the face each time you type it 
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> you don't read much huh
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
47:00 <DemonsRun> Being a runt has nothing to do with jawline
47:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One ok i wont use ownt anymore
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's called The Soft Food Diet
47:00 <DemonsRun> And btw. Guessing you think I'm male PandasDontDrive ?
47:00 <Saemon> i will use this instead:
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> DemonsRun I was jesting :p
47:00 <Saemon> OWNTAGE.
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> ino
47:00 <Maurice> Nobody should use ownt
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> PWNTED
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon
47:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a good bloke is DemonsRun
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> post the picture of the girl already
48:00 <druff> hi
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> I already posted mine
48:00 <druff> dont slander the panda
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never seen you as male but didn't you first use MoM in here?
48:00 <druff> DONT!
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon
48:00 <Bastardly_One> is
48:00 <Saemon> wat
48:00 <Bastardly_One> a
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> post the picture, i posted mine because you wouldnt
48:00 <Saemon> stop sayin my name geez
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> so post the picture of the girl..
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> post it
49:00 <Bastardly_One> simple simon
49:00 <DemonsRun> No used DemonsRun first
49:00 <Saemon> no
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont threaten, and not go through.
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> why
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> pm me why?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooh, either way I've always thought of you as female
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> or go fucking bunny hop on that wheelchair of yours.
49:00 <Saemon> who pm'd u?
49:00 <Saemon> i didnt pm u
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> [01:08] <Saemon> i showed everyone your pic
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> [01:08] <PandasDontDrive> DemonsRun dont throw a moody
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> [01:08] <Saemon> and that chick friend of yours
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> [01:08] <Saemon> lol
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50:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice
50:00 <Saemon> oh yeah i showed them in pm
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon?
50:00 <Maurice> Yes
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> which chick
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> whom
50:00 <Bastardly_One> entertain the less retarded folks please?
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> prove it..
50:00 <Saemon> cant 
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> You LIE
50:00 <Maurice> I don't know to do that
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got into arguments today so I don't think I should type too much
50:00 <Saemon> so did your mum PandasDontDrive
50:00 <Saemon> lol
50:00 <DemonsRun> Just like 
50:00 <DemonsRun> Mute the retards or something
50:00 <Saemon> and at least i dont hit women PandasDontDrive
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51:00 <Saemon> Mew's told me all about you
51:00 <Saemon> you're scum mate
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> ,y mum
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> my
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> mum
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> I NEVER MET MY MOTHER!
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw kidding.
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> um
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I get along with Mew
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> k I have to ignore what he said Bastardly_One.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'd not take her word as gospel
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> kk
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a better way of putting it no legs
52:00 <Saemon> well i for one believe her about PandasDontDrive
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53:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One: Hard to fake logs on a screenshot on a phone
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> um
53:00 <Saemon> weak jawed skinny armed male
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> la la
53:00 <Serenity> whos faking logs
53:00 <Saemon> of course he'd only hit womem
53:00 <druff> hi
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> i should go have a cig
53:00 <DemonsRun> Plus the fact he then continued to tell her how far it was for him to her house & she should be scared
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53:41 <Mr_Chips> get jiggy with it
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54:00 <Saemon> yeah
54:00 <Bastardly_One> agreed
54:00 <DemonsRun> Shouldn't forget the threat to the kid either
54:00 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive even threatened and sent death wishes to Mew's about her kid
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what you're talking about
54:00 <Saemon> thats a fucking scumbag act
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm still wondering if it was a Pollock set up
55:00 <DemonsRun> Hard to have any sort of want to associate with these two fuckwits.
55:00 <Bastardly_One> like he uses my nick ... I was there
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, same reason I backed away from someone else in here 
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> crash!
55:00 <Serenity> can you just shut up about it
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> bruv
55:00 <Bastardly_One> threating Maurice's childrean
55:00 <Serenity> it doesnt involve any of you other than mew
55:00 <Bastardly_One> *children
55:00 <crash> hey PandasDontDrive, how goes it ?
55:00 <Serenity> and shes not here plus it was dealt with when it happened
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56:00 <Maurice> What
56:00 <Maurice> He didn't threaten my kids
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof did 
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon do me a favour
56:00 <DemonsRun> Tough men on irc then xD
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I said someone else in here but you made me mention names didn't ya :P
56:00 <Maurice> Ohh I thought you meant PandasDontDrive, my bad
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> and please stop saying what you are saying
56:23 <LovingBlender> touch me and i will follow in your afterglow
56:27 Nick: LovingBlender is now known as beehhh
57:00 <Serenity> ive had an entire channel threatening me and my kids for months
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> because you don't know what you are talking about.
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> Savvy?
57:00 <Serenity> in the end its just fat dudes with small cocks and keyboards
57:00 <Serenity> means nothing
57:00 <DemonsRun> Too true Serenity 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas doesn't look fat though :P
57:00 <DemonsRun> The internet. Where everyone has an opinion on everything 
57:00 <Maurice> Eventually you'll get that holiday, Serenity
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh and rl
57:00 <Saemon> if anything the skinny runt needs to gain more weight lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're me
57:08 <beehhh> 2035 when the pension age rise to 70 from 65
58:00 <Saemon> bulk the fuck up
58:00 <Bastardly_One> did I tell you what happened today?
58:00 <Serenity> im not talking about josh
58:00 <Bastardly_One> in hindsight it as funny 
58:00 <DemonsRun>  /me plays with Serenity's tits
58:00 <Bastardly_One> got into two really good verbal arugments in class with other students
58:00 <DemonsRun> Fucking hell
58:00 <DemonsRun> Stupid phone
58:00 <Serenity> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah blame the phone
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I would too
58:00 <DemonsRun> FAIL PHONE
58:43 <beehhh> is Msc in Public Administration( international) better or an MBA in tassie?
58:53 <Loof> yes and no
59:00 <Bastardly_One> being an i-Poo
59:00 <Saemon> how many other people were present during this showdown Bastardly_One?
59:00 <Saemon> were they all looking on?
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> OI SEZZ
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the entire class
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and teacher
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> JUST BECAUSE I AM FAT
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> AND HAVE A TINY PENIS
59:00 <Serenity> haha
59:00 <Saemon> did the teacher tried to stop it?
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> does not mean I can't wear a Ghostface outfit
59:00 <Serenity> you used to be a chub but you're all skinny n shit
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> UNF BIATCH!
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmaoz
59:00 <Bastardly_One> nope, I think she was ore like ... wtf?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> *more like
59:00 <Bastardly_One> so was I really
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was fat chub as
59:02 <Loof> depends who you ask
59:12 <Loof> if you asked me though
59:15 <beehhh> what kind of jobs for MPA
59:25 <beehhh> can I work for the govt
59:33 <Loof> sometimes
59:43 <beehhh> do australia allow old timers back?
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00:00 <Bastardly_One> was way over reacting by one of them
00:00 <DemonsRun> So you threw a tanty 
00:00 <Saemon> how bad did it escalate?
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> I DID THE BUDDHIST DIET
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the other confrontation was just quiet
00:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I never did brat
00:00 <DemonsRun> Like the 12yo girl you are online
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH!
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the other guy did 
00:00 <Saemon> did yous shout?
00:00 <DemonsRun> Well
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and I mean MASSIVE tanty
00:00 <DemonsRun> He's copying
00:00 <Saemon> was their swearing?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ copying
00:00 <Maurice> Serenity, you should ban Saemon, I'm having issues with the S nicks
00:00 <Bastardly_One> there's always swearing out of his mouth
00:00 <DemonsRun> Yes PandasDontDrive 
00:00 <DemonsRun> I have a vagina and tits
00:00 <Saemon> how old were these guys u were arguing with?
01:00 <DemonsRun> We covered this topic before
01:00 <Bastardly_One> one was about my age and the other fucked if I know 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> or care
01:00 <Serenity> ban #melbourne Saemon you're a dick
01:00 <DemonsRun> PandasDontDrive: Don't pm me
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> YES
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> BAN THE SAEMON!
01:00 <Saemon> huh?
01:00 <Saemon> why?
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> stfu
01:00 <Saemon> whats goin on?
01:00 <Serenity> i dont know why youre a dick
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> go wheel backward offa cliff.
01:00 <Serenity> you just are
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02:00 <DemonsRun> Do it properly
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> you've put this whole chat outta balance
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> was good b4
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet they'd rather me on a negative ranting tantrum
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> then you rollin
02:00 <Bastardly_One> than have you talk 
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> thay hatin
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> or Pandas random rants
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno Bastardly_One
02:00 <Bastardly_One> even they're more fun
02:00 <Bastardly_One> what now?
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's one thing I'd like
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> is like
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03:00 <Bastardly_One> I never did it whatever it was
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> I've talked fone some ppl
03:00 <Saemon> could that argument with those two blokes escalated to physicality b1?
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> but hearin voices
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno
03:00 <Bastardly_One> one day ... not now 
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> that way convo
03:00 <Saemon> wow that bad huh
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon stfu
03:00 <Saemon> did u enjoy it though b1?
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're like a dirty prostitute from Hindley
03:00 <Bastardly_One> actually it would of been good if the tanty thrower hit e 
03:00 <Saemon> must of been one heck of an adrenalne ruch
03:00 <Bastardly_One> *me
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> with every crab clapping.
03:00 <Saemon> adrenaline
03:13 <IntrovertedLoner> this is apropriate
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04:00 <Bastardly_One> he's on some CBO
04:00 <Saemon> whats CBO?
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm happy
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just livid enough during lunch for the person I was having lunch with to suggest I go home and do the work from home
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> I picked up my Kinect.
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm going to the art gallery on sat
04:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shit
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> sunday my best mate comes over
04:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks for the reminder
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> Psylo fashion
04:10 <Scattered> evening cherri_pie
04:32 <PandasDontDrive> you're never coming back to aus fuckhead
04:34 <PandasDontDrive> EVER
04:41 <IntrovertedLoner> http://www.chrisbmurray.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Elevator_Gray.jpg
04:45 <PandasDontDrive> and they should stop letting those fucking africans in too
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> want me to model some shit
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> so yer
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna see this scottish settlers photo exhibition
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> im jovial.
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and it ends soon
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> i needa piss
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> but b1
05:00 <Bastardly_One> might do that sunday
05:00 <Bastardly_One> go for a piss
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> you should see this one cunt
05:00 <Bastardly_One> we need the breather
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> they have as a model
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> omf
05:00 <Bastardly_One> go piss
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea bro
05:00 <Bastardly_One> take a breath
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> PISS TIME MATE!
05:00 <Bastardly_One> ol
05:35 <IntrovertedLoner> norell and i cuddle each other and take away all my sadness
05:46 <IntrovertedLoner> i bet she feels the same
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs, the rest of you
06:00 <Bastardly_One> can I get that bad?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> nein
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I can ... sorry, for the next time it happens :P
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck up and go for a piss while I talk about you
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> shut up ya dumb poof
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
06:15 <PandasDontDrive> shutup
06:19 <PandasDontDrive> go to hell
07:00 <Serenity> hes definitely gay
07:00 <Serenity> even if he doesnt know it yety
07:00 <Serenity> -y
07:00 <Bastardly_One> me?
07:00 <Loof> being a small guy with a big mouth
07:00 <Bastardly_One> or him?
07:00 <Serenity> yes
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <Serenity> you
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh me
07:00 <Loof> you must have copped heaps of beatdowns in life b1
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off with that already *lol*
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07:26 <jjay> hello all
07:26 <Mr_Chips> nice people here
07:53 <Mr_Chips> fuck off jjay
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm girly but guys actually annoy me even as friends on the whole
08:00 <Bastardly_One> not really Loof and it's statements like that which make me mouthy
09:00 <Bastardly_One> more someone tries to look down on me or put me down the more I'm gonna mouth off
09:00 <Loof> u must have mad ninja skills then
09:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I just think people that need to hit others basically lack intellect
09:40 <IntrovertedLoner> josh irc is no good place for you
10:00 <Loof> nah sometimes it's good to hit people cause they're wrong
10:00 <Loof> only way they'll learn
10:00 <Loof> not to be wrong
10:00 <Loof> or be better at fighting :P
10:00 <Bastardly_One> someone should smash you around then a few times :)
10:00 <Loof> probably be good for me
10:05 <IntrovertedLoner> amount of anger and rage by the rest of the user
10:20 <IntrovertedLoner> help me to understand you, show me where did you go wrong
11:00 <Loof> fightin round the world
11:00 <Loof> with russel crow
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I hate that guy
12:00 <Bastardly_One> every single movie I can't stand him except in Romper Stomper
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and tv before he got into film
12:00 <Loof> LED is such a scam
12:00 <Loof> this monitor sucks
14:00 <Bastardly_One> this race sucks more
14:00 <Bastardly_One> bathurst at night
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17:00 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> more someone tries to look down on me or put me down the more I'm gonna mouth off
17:00 <Loof> i cant even watch most tv channels
18:00 <Loof> they all low definition
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm racing cars
18:00 <Loof> except One
18:00 <Bastardly_One> in GT6
18:00 <Saemon> you're old, ugly and ancient Bastardly_One and you cant do anything right
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19:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> he has something going for him
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> willpower
19:00 <Saemon> shut it womenbeater
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> more'n'uff say for you
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> now now
19:00 <Saemon> b1 i love russel crowe in gladiator
19:00 <Saemon> maximus FTW
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> I can't respond to those comments.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hey cool
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> But'd do a great dealla favour for ya to just back yaself offa Brighton Jetty, Saemon... and sink.
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> loser.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I just noticed the town of bathurst in the background of this track
20:24 <PandasDontDrive> lol IntrovertedLoner
20:36 <PandasDontDrive> :P
21:00 <Bastardly_One> all lit up in the dark to disctract me
21:00 <Loof> 2004 graphics at their finest
21:00 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive be quiet virgin
21:02 <PandasDontDrive> MR CHIPS IS A GOD
23:00 <Loof> glad that cunt is gone
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24:00 <Bastardly_One> I happen to enjoy talking to Maurice
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I like her wit and bluntness
24:00 <Loof> she's not a decent sort of person
24:00 <Loof> gives shit but cant take it
24:00 <Loof> lack of character
25:00 <Loof> just bans
25:00 <Loof> terrible op cunt
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29:00 <PandasDontDrive> loofz
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> so
29:00 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaaaaaand ............ on the broader side of conversation ........ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUkXzSbmrpE
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> got kinect hooked up
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jam and Spoon - Right In The Night (Fall In Love With Music) (1993) (Aug 13, 2011) 6:05 - Category: Music - 60,205 views - 297 likes (98.7%), 4 dislikes (1.3%)
29:00 <Loof> not sure when you're ever going to realise that all your sucking up to the ops is futile b1
29:00 <Loof> despite all the slurping the still dont seem to like you
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> whos doin what
30:00 <Saemon> lol loof
30:00 <Saemon> tru
30:00 <Loof> b1 is slurping ass
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon stfu
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif ur not banned already
30:00 <Saemon> truer words have never been spoken
30:00 <Saemon> lol
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> lucky fuck
30:00 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive be quiet virgin.
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> true
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have been celebate for almost 2 yrs
30:00 <Saemon> whats true?
30:00 <Saemon> rofl
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> that
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> you ever had sex mate?
31:00 <Saemon> yeah of course, ask your mum sif she hasnt told u
32:00 <Saemon> ownt.
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's in ya mums bed.
32:00 <Saemon> [02:28] <PandasDontDrive> im celibate bro
32:00 <Saemon> [02:28] <PandasDontDrive> waiting for the right woman
32:00 <Saemon> lmao
32:00 <Saemon> righteo, so THATs your reason.
32:00 <Saemon> ahuh.
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33:00 <Saemon> the fact that you look like a girly man with skinny arms and no jawline hasnt got anything to do with it all.
33:00 <Saemon> rofl
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> I am
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> heh
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> and i um
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> know Nermin
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> x prof boxer
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> knows tyson
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> knows how I can fight
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you are giving me shit?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is irc homey not real life.
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> spin ur wheelchair up to my joint
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36:00 <Saemon> gona go to bed for now lol night all
36:00 <Saemon> nite nite virgin. ^_^
36:00 <Saemon> rofl
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> how do you get in to bed?
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> everyone would want to know..
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> I mean you piss in jars
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> isnt bed just passing out inna wheelchair?
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39:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mho9caM3G80
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sunday Club - Paladian Dawn (Original Mix 1995) (Sep 19, 2012) 14:49 - Category: Music - 1,170 views - 12 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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42:03 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/10269434_773029672731849_8609518866455234322_n.jpg
42:19 <rex> fuck off
42:34 <rex> a girl you wish you fuck loser
44:00 <Excessive> my apologies ............ that ^ is a terrible version, more detail here .......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyVlwMs0Aak
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sunday Club - Paladian Dawn (HQ) (Aug 7, 2012) 11:53 - Category: Music - 400 views - 6 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
45:00 <rex> im looking for mels cunt?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> whar is BlackDevil
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> dangbits
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> me wonts some ahem ahem ;)
47:00 <rex> black devil fuck him
47:00 <rex> i want some of mels cunt
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48:28 <IntrovertedLoner> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIxWX5jCUAACCvG.jpg
50:00 <Loof> hi rex, how's ur little brother's cock treating you?
50:15 <rex> lol
50:19 <rex> u know who that is right?
51:00 <rex> good you drunken irish fag
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55:00 <rex> Loof i need to find mel
55:00 <rex> i have a message for her from docs
55:00 <beehhh> Darwin has 49 people par square km's
55:00 <beehhh> less density than any cities of oz
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56:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk u rex
56:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcixDvQI2D0
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> BlackDevil id my babez
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Spiritual - Ride The Snake (Symbiosis Records) (Apr 27, 2010) 10:34 - Category: Music - 4,476 views - 42 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn american!
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> mel
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> say what about mel?
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> she dont come on much ey
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> fb tho
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno who dont come much
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon.
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
58:00 <rex> i need to speek to her 
00:00 <beehhh> what is your last wish before you cum?
00:00 <beehhh> http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/darwin-the-second-fastest-growing-capital-city-in-australia-but-its-putting-pressure-on-housing/story-fnk0b1zt-1226874385551
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02:00 <BlackDevil> ?
03:31 <JimmyJack> whereas the jizz leaking from my anus tells another story
03:32 <DemonsRun> rex: That's Beehhh.
03:35 <JimmyJack> oops wrong channel
03:49 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/v/t1.0-9/1184974_200363746797307_1902504738_n.jpg?oh=091fa2ae02eb359dd261ab1c03524873&oe=53E339A8&__gda__=1406254441_030744b6c79e491bf6b924227e9413c3
03:52 <PandasDontDrive> wahahahahaha
07:00 <Shadowgate> beehhh typed at 3am lol 
08:54 <rex> lol
08:58 <rex> PandasDontDrive'
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> IM STAYIN UP WAITIN TO FIND OUT WHEN MY MATE IS IN JAPAN
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> BlackDevil!~!!!!
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> GIVE ME SOME UNO WOT
09:00 <BlackDevil> ?
09:04 <rex> he fucked lee
09:10 <rex> he now fucks his mum at art gallery
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> bacon.
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> just give me a leak
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got gigs to waste :P
10:01 * PandasDontDrive slaps rex around a bit with a large trout
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11:00 <rex> waste it
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> my publisher
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> sat this cmoic thing
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> but im goin to the art gallery with my mum on sat
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> n he's all come to this on sat
13:00 <rex> ^^^ fuck that piece of shit
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19:47 <rex> lo
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19:51 <rex> lol
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28:00 <BlackDevil> who?
28:32 Quit: JimmyJack ([email protected]) Quit: Ciao
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30:00 <rex> loof
31:00 <BlackDevil> yea whats new?
35:00 <Shadowgate> rex typed at 3:30am lol
35:00 <rex> lol
35:00 <Shadowgate> lol
35:00 <druff> elle oh elle
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38:00 <beehhh> i have been engaged with wanking for years
38:00 <rex> so have i
38:00 <rex> what you wanking over beehhh?
39:00 <rex> im wanking over the thought of PandasDontDrive's mum at the art gallery
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47:00 <Sponge> are there wet chicks here tonight?
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57:00 <Shadowgate> lol koala joined at 4am
02:00 <rex> lol
02:00 <rex> koalabeer is a child rapist
05:00 <Shadowgate> lol
14:53 <Shadowgate> someone type at 4am make me laugh lol
21:25 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> youre in adelaide?
28:33 <Shadowgate> lol
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
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52:00 <Excessive> hmmmm 3 am
52:00 <Excessive> ooops
53:00 <Excessive> 5am*
53:00 <Excessive> I mite pill out then
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahaha
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWNLPl7oIRc
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Meeting Of The Heroes (Jul 1, 2009) 2:36 - Category: Film and Animation - 5,421,462 views - 17,703 likes (96.7%), 596 dislikes (3.3%)
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> that should give u a laugh
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
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04:35 <JimmyJack> when PietSAbabe is looking for new female victims, his pickup line is "ya can't catch AIDS twice!"
06:00 <Shadowgate> pandas at 5am typed into the room lol ahahah
11:03 <JimmyJack> in the west we say AIDS came from Africans having sex with monkeys. in Africa they say AIDS came from Pieter having sex with himself
11:22 <JimmyJack> LOL!
11:24 <JimmyJack> ownt
25:46 <JimmyJack> old man take a look at my ass
25:54 <JimmyJack> see what you'll get if you've got cash
26:00 <JimmyJack> please ignore that little rash
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26:17 <JimmyJack> and the smears of poo
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51:31 <Sponge> I hopoe piets ok
54:05 <Sponge> Prince harry and his GF split. I hope they'll be ok
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06:57 <Shadowgate> yous are typing at 6am lol
07:01 <Shadowgate> yous make me laugh lol
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00:23 * Pieter nibbles on Lumeah's ear
01:55 <Lumeah> hehe Morning :) Pieter
02:07 <Pieter> Moaning:))
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02:48 * Lumeah tickles Pieter's feet.
08:00 <PietSAbabe> Iiiiiiiitttsss coooollllddddddddd::(((((
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11:41 <Lumeah> It's all rainy cold and yucky here
16:23 <Pieter> Yeh really cold here too , im scared to go outside incase i turn into a snowman :(
16:31 <Pieter> Didnt work out for that Frosty character
16:53 <Pieter> Last i saw there was a puddle with a carrot
17:15 <Pieter> Oh wait I wanna go out there
17:23 * Pieter turns the heater off
17:54 <Shadowgate> lol pieter typed at 8am
18:17 * Pieter does a ninja kick on ShadowLurker
18:20 <Pieter> Shadowgate even
18:42 <Pieter> Lumeah Lumeah Lumeaaahh
19:01 <Shadowgate> lol
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26:00 <PietSAbabe> AWWWWW injured piglet got a wheelchairrr
28:01 <Pieter> K shower time bbl
29:02 <Lumeah> k
29:16 <Lumeah> sorry babe had the sound off
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41:19 * Lumeah *licks Pieter the snowman*
43:42 <Lumeah> how can people live in the snow.. * shudders*
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45:44 <Saemon> hola hola holaaaa
45:57 <Saemon> morning biaztchez
46:26 <Saemon> lookin forward to another full day of doin nothin sitting in front of comp watchin old eps of star trek here
46:34 <Saemon> life on dsp is awesome
46:44 <Saemon> no responsibilities
46:49 <Saemon> no commitments
47:00 <Saemon> no liabilities
47:04 <Saemon> no strees
47:11 <Saemon> Hakuna fucking Mutata
47:17 <Saemon> no fucking worries :P
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58:21 <Lumeah> http://www.linksplace.com/wavsounds/2quiet.wav
00:02 <Lumeah> http://www.linksplace.com/wavsounds/demented.wav ROf!!
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19:00 <bored_biATCHHH> morningg ppls!!
19:01 <bored_biATCHHH> :D
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19:24 <Lumeah> Morning
19:40 <bored_biATCHHH> wats doing??
19:57 <beehhh> You've cause these phsycological distress of a damage to my soul Autralia
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32:21 <bored_biATCHHH> blahhh blah!
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37:51 <Lumeah> Movie The invisible woaman... oh fricking heart rip out.. lol soo dun need that.
43:47 <Pieter> Just bought a $40 freekin mud guard
43:58 <Pieter> $24 water bottle
44:05 <Pieter> INSULATED WATER BOTTLES
44:07 <Lumeah> Marge it takes two to lie.. one to lie and one to listern
44:21 <Lumeah> hehe cools :)
44:23 <Pieter> All i need is a hot water bottle for me belly for the early moaning rides
44:32 <Lumeah> awwwwwwwww
44:46 <Lumeah> cold little tum tum
45:13 <Lumeah> show me the bottle
47:00 <PietSAbabe> Cmon barbie lets go party
48:28 <Pieter> You just wanna see me
48:34 <Lumeah> :(
49:04 <Lumeah> what if i do ?
49:36 <Lumeah> huh huh :P
49:57 * Pieter shows himself off
51:23 <Lumeah> lol
51:33 * Lumeah Purves
59:02 <Pieter> There, mudguards on
59:38 <Lumeah> excellent going out i the cold then?
00:28 <beehhh> truth is there's no hope
01:00 <beehhh> back to bed hate waken up
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01:13 <Pieter> I just got out of the cold!
01:30 <Lumeah> ok
02:16 <Lumeah> i hate windows 7 misses xp :(
06:24 Nick: ^matty^ is now known as matt|a
06:44 <Pieter> Mmmm greek yoghurt
06:55 <Pieter> I love how thick the stuff is :)
07:07 <Pieter> Its like sprog:p
07:27 * Pieter throws a bit of yoghurt into a condom and flicks it at people
09:25 <Pieter> Windows 7 shits all over xp
09:36 <Pieter> Windows 8 is the big change
09:59 <Lumeah> well i haven't used it much is all
10:28 <Lumeah> haven't been into computers for 8 years :P lol
10:32 <Pieter> Then ya gonna die when ya meet windows 8 :P
10:33 <Lumeah> used ot be..
10:50 <Lumeah> whys that
10:55 <Pieter> Its alot easier but ya gotta know where to go to configure alot of it
11:16 <Pieter> Windows 7 is much much faster than xp
11:39 Nick: matt|a is now known as ^matty^
11:40 <Pieter> Windows 7 was a major leap to perfection
11:57 <Lumeah> it's ok i was just used to xp is all
12:32 <Pieter> Haha @ batman cartoons
12:36 <Pieter> Now hes a batman in space
12:40 <Pieter> And creates wormholes
12:52 <Pieter> Batmans turned into a trekkie
13:05 <Lumeah> lol
13:45 <Lumeah> thats just not right
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39:34 <Lumeah> hi `Jonathan
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47:45 <Rak> mmm breakfast cider
48:17 <Lumeah> movie belle... awwww .* cries* :P :P:P
48:51 <Rak> really sad?
50:06 <Lumeah> well yah cuz the little black chick is million times better character then the white people
52:03 <Lumeah> hi rak
52:24 <Rak> morning lumes :D
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54:13 <Lumeah> :D
54:35 <Rak> this cider has guava in it
54:52 <Rak> it's nice but sweeter than i like my ciders usually
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55:52 <Lumeah> yups is
55:53 <Lumeah> :P
56:22 <Rak> so what're you up to today?
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09:06 <Saemon> lookin forward to another full day of doin nothin sitting in front of comp watchin old eps of star trek here
09:09 <Saemon> life on dsp is awesome
09:15 <Saemon> no responsibilities
09:19 <Saemon> no commitments
09:23 <Saemon> no liabilities
09:34 <Saemon> no stress
09:39 <Saemon> Hakuna fucking Mutata
09:45 <Saemon> no fucking worries :P
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13:13 <Lumeah> yeah do it for 8 years with reducded pysical capasity and see how you complain after
15:13 <Lumeah> :P
16:53 <Rak> which star trek series are you watching?
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22:48 <Lumeah> next gen?
22:54 <Lumeah> voyager ?
23:28 * Lumeah loves the voyager theme song on suround sound
24:26 <FredFlinstone> hwoohoo
27:07 <Lumeah> yups
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30:20 <Lumeah> piety piety piety
30:32 <Pieter> Hi hi hi:)
31:04 <Lumeah> :)
31:09 <Lumeah> are you frozen now?
31:18 <Lumeah> or didn't ya go out
32:09 <Pieter> Its nicer outside now
32:22 <Pieter> Yeh went to maccas/caltex
32:38 <Pieter> Wanted to pump my tires and get some lunch :p
32:58 <Lumeah> cools
33:23 <Lumeah> going to the movies with my sister and then dinner.
33:39 <Pieter> Nice what ya gonna see ?
33:57 <Lumeah> Bad neigbours
34:39 <Pieter> Ahh k
34:45 <Pieter> I never been a fan of seth rogan
35:09 <Pieter> Hes always the same in each movie , hes like a real life dumbass versoin of jay n silent bob
36:00 <Lumeah> haha
36:18 * FredFlinstone is away: bbl :)
36:36 <Lumeah> well she has a gift voucher and she lives a hour and a bit away so we want to do something today.
36:44 <Pieter> *nod*
37:06 <Lumeah> i wanted to see belle aswell. is a little sad that one
38:14 <Lumeah> the other woman just looks dum and divergeent.. but tere all maybes
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40:57 <Skirmish> wot iz goeng orn
45:20 <Skirmish> It’s too quiet in here and there is no way lumeah is keeping everyone busy cybering them.
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45:50 <Lumeah> what i miss?
47:10 <Lumeah> nuffin? ok.
47:23 <Lumeah> I have a hole in my sock :(
48:54 <Pieter> They're been blessed by the holy jebus
49:00 <Lumeah> lol
52:23 <Skirmish> I don’t think I have ever had a hole in a sock. You should buy better socks.
53:06 <Lumeah> dun work hard enough then :P
54:41 <Pieter> Never had a hole in a sock
55:00 <Pieter> Why would any one be dumb enough to say that
55:05 <Pieter> ://
55:15 <Lumeah> i had a sharp toe nail.
56:49 * Pieter cringes just thinkin about it catching onto the sock
57:26 <Lumeah> then don't
57:46 <Pieter> Too late
58:16 <Pieter> Idiots offering me only $200 for my note 10.1
58:26 <Pieter> Its still work 688 new
58:30 <Lumeah> lol
58:40 <Pieter> I wont even answer their calls after they msg
58:54 <Pieter> I should set the auto message for the rejjection call
58:55 <Pieter> :)
59:04 <Pieter> ps. Im awesome
59:05 <Pieter> :p
59:06 <Lumeah> well tell em there dreaming
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00:23 <Pieter> Id prefer not to sound like that old guy in the castle
00:27 <Pieter> :p
01:00 <Lumeah> hehe
02:23 <Skirmish> You should stop selling your items for drug money. Surely yuo learnt your lesson with Cashies.
02:37 <Skirmish> Nobody is going to pay top dollar for a junkies second hand laptop.
02:39 * Lumeah cringes thinking about you sounding like the old guy from the castle
03:00 <PietSAbabe> Ahh fuck it
30:00 <Floss> oh dear
40:00 <Fez> Mewsli
41:00 <Mew> Fezticles
49:00 <Pieter> Hahaha @ the eHarmony tv commercial
49:00 <Pieter> ... That date, was soooo... good!
51:00 <Skirmish> I heard you were banned from eHarmony Pieter.
56:00 <doctor> I was too for not fitting their expectations. For a bunch of insufferable middleclass fuglies they sure are picky
57:00 <Pieter> Yeh they dont take too kindly to having transexuals looking for marriage in their profiles , they say it will bring down their success story average or somethin
58:00 <Pieter> They said my profile was fake when i selected male :(
58:00 <doctor> lol
58:00 <simba> well u do genuinely look trannie
59:00 <Pieter> Annyway 
59:00 <Pieter> Gotta go get this damn hdmi cable
59:00 <Pieter> Arms are back from spaghetti from carrying that damn projector screen nearly a km
59:00 <Pieter> Back later
00:00 <Mew> ive been watching too much bro town
00:00 <Skirmish> Mother Mew.
00:00 <Mew> i just went to check my account and typed in bankas.com.au
01:00 <Mew> papa skooch!!!!
01:00 <Skirmish> Mew. I got accepted into uni.  Celebrate with me as we ride unicorns.
02:00 <Mew> oh my god!!!
02:00 <Mew> theres a rainbow, do me on it!!!!!!!
02:00 <Mew> congrats
03:00 <Mew> i always wanted to go to uni but ThUgLiFe got the better of me 
05:00 <Skirmish> Lots of courses now available online only … you should look into it.
05:00 <doctor> What are you going to do at uni?
06:00 <Skirmish> Bachelor of Social Science (Security and Counter Terrorism). 
06:00 <Mew> i didnt finish year 12 so i think id need to do some tertiary course thingo first
07:00 <Mew> when you've finished that does it mean you can be a security guard for people like the prime minister etc?
08:00 <Skirmish> No. It means I can run the PM’s security guards. 
08:00 <Mew> :o
08:00 <Skirmish> Which btw are federal police officers.
08:00 <Mew> thats so hot
09:00 <simba> lol counter terrorism
10:00 <Simmons> lawl
10:00 <simba> i thought the white people were the terrorists
10:00 <Simmons> I should finish my Masters in PICT but meh
10:00 <Skirmish> You wear tin foil hats. I wouldn’t be surprised what you thought. 
10:00 <doctor> everyones a terrorist these days
10:00 <Mew> whats pict
10:00 <simba> i dont wear hats
10:00 <Skirmish> Tin foil beret? 
11:00 <Simmons> Policing Intelligence and Counter-Terrorism
11:00 <Mew> why wouldnt you finish that??
11:00 <simba> terrorism is "the use of violence and threats to intimidate or coerce" and white people do that perfectly
11:00 <Simmons> Just dont have the drice
11:00 <Simmons> drive*
12:00 <Mew> fair enough
12:00 <doctor> one moment you're sipping a latte at gloria jeans, next moment youre driving you car filled with explosives into a crowd of bystanders
12:00 <Simmons> Not sure if its what I want to do anymore...
13:00 <Skirmish> What was your first degree? 
13:00 <Simmons> Arts with a major in International Relations, and a lot of History and Philosophy
14:00 <Skirmish> PFFFT arts.
15:00 <Skirmish> I am planning to double major and do criminology as well.
15:00 <Skirmish> See how I go though.
16:00 <Simmons> Eh, had the best range of subjects and IR and History go hand in hand. Lead well into PICT
17:00 <Mew> what do you do for a job Simmons?
17:00 <Simmons> Work in a Bottleshop ;D
17:00 <Mew> haha cool
17:00 <Mew> i was hoping you'd say stand up comedy and you were going to be sam simmons 
18:00 <Simmons> lol
18:00 <Simmons> If I was a funny maybe ;p
20:00 <doctor> What's cheap at the bottle-o today?
21:00 <Simmons> Cheap bourbon in the throw out trolley.
22:00 <Mew> oh sorry lol
22:00 <Mew> i work in a cafe
23:00 <Mew> doing barista stuff
23:00 <Simmons> cool cool ;p
26:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10294488_690759780982648_6302675840022465746_n.jpg
27:00 <Simmons> That....I dont even...what...
28:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
35:00 <simba> no djs can hold meback
39:00 <Mew> not many
39:00 <Mew> if any
39:00 <Mew> i dont knoooooow anybody
40:00 <Floss> ohh who was that
40:00 <Mew> scribe i think
40:00 <Floss> yes
41:00 <Floss> fark are they still going
42:00 <Mew> they are in my head
43:00 <Mew> i think they mightve dropped off the face of the earth after that single though
43:00 <Skirmish> I’d tip Mew if she served me in a cafe just based on cleavage exposure. 
43:00 <Mew> one guy got banned from my work for commenting on my boobs too much LOL
44:00 <Skirmish> Well you don’t verbally talk about them! THat’s sexual no go zone!
44:00 <Mew> hes allowed back now and when he comes in he just says my eyes are pretty or my hair looks nice
44:00 <Mew> or i smell nice
44:00 <Mew> LOL
44:00 <Skirmish> I am sure that is a form of sexual assault. Making your work place uncomfortable. 
44:00 <Skirmish> 10% tip for cleavage, 50% for nipple. 
44:00 <Mew> he didnt make me uncomfortable it was my coworker that went off at him about it 
44:00 <Skirmish> I wouldn’t say a word … you would just know based on how much I left.
44:00 <Mew> i think she mightve been a bit jelly
45:00 <Skirmish> lol
45:00 <Mew> hahaha
45:00 <Skirmish> Move to Newcastle and get a job at a place here that does topless waitress breakfast.  Called “Tits on toast”. 
45:00 <Skirmish> You’d be rich. 
46:00 <Mew> omg thats such a good idea
46:00 <Mew> people dont just want topless bars at night time
46:00 <Mew> they want them for breakfast too
46:00 <Mew> i actually love topless waitress places
46:00 <Mew> it makes me feel very comfortable
47:00 <Floss> id cover y eyes
47:00 <Floss> my*
48:00 <Mew> really?!
48:00 <Skirmish> I would have to question what you were doing there in the first place if you had to cover your eyes.
48:00 <Mew> if i was a guy i might be worried about getting a boner or something but everytime ive been its just like *leans back* ahhhhhh boobs. boobs everywhere. shes got boobs, ive got boobs.. ahhhhhhhh
48:00 <Kynetic> Skirmish random teleportation perhaps?
49:00 <Skirmish> Kynetic: Peer pressure more likely. 
49:00 <Kynetic> random teleportation is a much cooler story
49:00 <Floss> just saying 
49:00 <Floss> im sort of prude
49:00 <TheRiddler> albany used to have a topless bar night
49:00 <Floss> skimpys riddler
49:00 <Floss> lol
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <Kynetic> pub down the road from me has a topless bar night
50:00 <Floss> sometimes on a fri night they have one at top pub here
50:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
50:00 <Kynetic> its a great aussie tradition
50:00 <Mew> mmmmm titties
50:00 <Floss> i thought they had to have cling wrap on or some shit nowadays
50:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know if any pub does it here now
50:00 <Skirmish> I don’t go to tits on toast because I disagree with making money off people who want to perve on young topless girls.  Heard lots about it though. 
51:00 <TheRiddler> the 1 that did was the 1 that bulldozed for albany plaza
51:00 <TheRiddler> upgrade
51:00 <Floss> the tavern
51:00 <Floss> erm fkn...
51:00 <Floss> king river
51:00 <Mew> some girl i used to work with at kfc left when she was 17 to go work at a strip club
51:00 <TheRiddler> was that was it called
52:00 <Mew> and shes filthy rich now
52:00 <Mew> owns her own house and has 2 really nice cars
52:00 <Floss> no riddler king river tavern still does skimpy nights
52:00 <Skirmish> Floss … why is your beauty salon closed? 
52:00 <Mew> and a cranking ice addiction
52:00 <Mew> but still, shes rich
52:00 <TheRiddler> should of joined her :p
52:00 <Floss> as far as i know
53:00 <Mew> making coffee brb
53:00 <TheRiddler> Ahh
53:00 <Floss> skirmish i was going to be working at the club today so i didnt book today
53:00 <Floss> if you must know
54:00 <Skirmish> You don’t open and accept walk by business? 
54:00 <Kynetic> Mew she wont make it to 40
54:00 <Floss> most of the time yes, not today
55:00 <Floss> i said i would be closed today
55:00 <Floss> still have clients booked this arvo though
55:00 <Skirmish> Mew: I bet to own her own house and 2 nice cars she’s let a few strangers bash her cervix for cash too. 
55:00 <Floss> why do you care?
57:00 <Skirmish> Floss: Just curious as someone that has proudly announced themselves as a business owner why they wouldn’t have their business open.
57:00 <Skirmish> You must be the exception to the rule for struggling small businesses.
57:00 <Kynetic> when youre a business owner
57:00 <Kynetic> you open whenver the hell you want
58:00 <Kynetic> cos you're the owner. ay.
58:00 <Kynetic> fuck the clients
58:00 <Kynetic> you'll see me when IM ready
59:00 <Floss> kind of what kynetic said, also the fact that i am more of a service than retail business, so people book me.
59:00 <Floss> only a small amount of y business is walk in or retail
00:00 <Floss> and in a small town, if the day is quiet, its better to close
01:00 <Floss> plus im seasonal, weather gets colder, ill change to winter hours
01:00 <Mew> plus you probably have a certain amount of clients who come back on rotation
01:00 <Mew> like nails and waxing etc
01:00 <Mew> so you know you're gonna get the business anyway
01:00 <Floss> yeah pretty much
01:00 <Floss> and ppl know where i am, if im shut they can ring me
01:00 <Floss> or fb
01:00 <Mew> one of the ladies i work with has a salon here that she does the same thing with
01:00 <Floss> or email
01:00 <Mew> just leaves her number on the window and people ring her to go in there
02:00 <Floss> exactly
02:00 <Floss> i mean there are hours im there
02:00 <Floss> cause walk ins ARE business, sometimes though i can do paperwork from home
02:00 <Skirmish> If I owned a business I would be using every minute I was prepared to dedicate to work to milk the cash out of peoples pockets and into mine.
02:00 <Floss> yeah and if you owned a business u would understand why that is bullshit
03:00 <Mew> if its in a small town and you've waxed and massaged and put nails on every female in town
03:00 <Floss> there is no point sitting in an empty shop
03:00 <Mew> you wont have any work for 3 weeks
03:00 <Floss> and being a dick to ppl
04:00 <Floss> most days i dont get home till about 6
04:00 <Floss> just with cleaning and maintenance stuff
06:00 <Mew> do you watch the only way is essex?
06:00 <Mew> cos im now picturing you like this in a salon uniform
06:00 <Mew> http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/le/Amy_Childs_salon_241111/amy-childs-the-only-way-is-essex_3626534.jpg
07:00 <Floss> LOL
07:00 <Floss> ive heard of it is it about ppl that look like jersey shore
07:00 <Mew> yeah but theyre british 
07:00 <Floss> most of the time i dont even wear makeup lol
07:00 <Floss> ahh ok hahaha
08:00 <Mew> ive only seen a few eps of jersey shore on tv but i downloaded all of the only way is essex because i got addicted to it :(
08:00 <Floss> lol ive just watched some jersey shore
09:00 <Floss> its weirdly addictive
09:00 <Mew> omg pls download TOWIE
09:00 <Mew> pls pls pls
09:00 <Mew> then we can talk about it
09:00 <Floss> lol ok thats like jersey too hey but british?
09:00 <Skirmish> THIS is what irc is for Floss. :) 
09:00 <Mew> yeah
09:00 <Mew> and way more drama
09:00 <Floss> bahaha
09:00 <Floss> ive been watching for the nails
09:00 <Mew> and 1 of the guys is actually hot
10:00 <Floss> fkn duckfoot nails
10:00 <Mew> one of the girls in this runs a beauty salon
10:00 <Mew> and they do vajazzles and eyelashes and stuff
10:00 <Floss> id love to do eyelashes but the kit and everything that i want is nearly 3 grand
11:00 <Floss> and i dont know how much business id get here but they are incredible
11:00 <Skirmish> Vajazzles?  If this has nothing to do with vaginas just ignore I asked.
11:00 <Floss> its putting gems on waxed vags
12:00 <Skirmish> Why the fuck would you do that?
12:00 <Floss> i was taught to do one....i think it was called the california or somthing....
12:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlgrz0I9jq4
12:00 <Floss> theres one called the bollywood which is waxed and done up with henna
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Only Way Is Essex - Amy Vagazzles (Oct 14, 2010) 0:56 - Category: Comedy - 452,037 views - 38 likes (65.5%), 20 dislikes (34.5%)
12:00 <Mew> thats vajazzles Skirmish 
13:00 <Floss> jesus christ....
14:00 <Floss> ill put jewels on nails
14:00 <Floss> whats the point on skin
14:00 <Floss> theyll just come off
14:00 <Mew> i think its just a novelty thing for when you get your kit off infront of a new guy
15:00 <Doodle> it so is
15:00 <Mew> "FUCK MY VAJAZZLES OFF"
15:00 <Doodle> i mean what
15:00 <Mew> LOL
15:00 <Mew> if theres any left when you're done you've done it wrong
15:00 <Floss> hahaha
15:00 <Mew> im so glad you guys are all getting in on the girly talk we totes need to do this more often
15:00 <Mew> pillow fiiiight
15:00 <Floss> rofl
16:00 <Floss> i need a chick for the waxing stuff at shop so i can focus on nails
16:00 <Floss> she can do the vajazzling
16:00 <Skirmish> lol fuck my vajazzles off.  They would hurt.
16:00 <Doodle> i'll do it
16:00 <Floss> chick
16:00 <Doodle> i'm very creative
16:00 <Doodle> i can tuck
16:00 <Floss> hahaa
16:00 <Doodle> and do a squeaky voice
16:00 <Mew> hahaha
16:00 <Skirmish> I’MA GRIND MY DIAMONTES INTO THE BASE OF YOUR PENIS …. THERE WILL BE BLOOD!!
16:00 <Doodle> jesus
17:00 <TheRiddler> they'll come off from the sweat of sex
17:00 <Mew> LMFAO
17:00 <Floss> wouldnt they feel really awkward all day...
17:00 <Doodle> this conversation is offending my delicate sensibilities
17:00 <Floss> iwas taught to just put one on....
17:00 <Floss> not like a fkn diamod armor piece
17:00 <Mew> imagine if you cheated with a girl that has vajazzles and your girlfriend got into bed and there was diamontes everywhere
17:00 <Mew> awkward
17:00 <TheRiddler> then stick again when the guy cums 
17:00 <TheRiddler> :p
17:00 <Skirmish> Why not just stick on M&M’s and ask a guy to eat them?
17:00 <Floss> rofl
18:00 <Doodle> thats how Skirmish gets all the boys
18:00 <Floss> the henna one os sort of cute
18:00 <Floss> but its not worth all the faffing around
18:00 <Mew> a vajazzle could get lodged in your penis hole and you could actually shoot out cum and diamonds
18:00 <Floss> LOL
18:00 <Mew> im gonna have that instead of confetti at my wedding
18:00 <Mew> just guys jizzing diamonds
18:00 <Mew> on everyone
18:00 <Doodle> D:
18:00 <TheRiddler> hot
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <Floss> lol
18:00 <Floss> everyone leaves with a gift bag and unwated pregnancy
19:00 <Mew> hahahaha
19:00 <Skirmish> “Doctor, I have been trying to get pregnant but I can’t no matter how hard we try! What do you mean there is a cubic zirconia stuck in my cervix? 
19:00 <Doodle> pointy
20:00 <Floss> it would cost heaps to spray someone with enough fake tan to look that bad
20:00 <Mew> "I'm not getting Lucy one of those 'Cubic Zarcarbian' fuckin' things."
21:00 <Floss> hmm might go shower
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> camelcock
27:00 <Skirmish> Oh it’s Ivan Malat junior. Hi Panda. 
27:00 <Skirmish> No wait … Ivan never touched kids.
28:00 <Mew> stay perfectly still, his sight is based on movement
28:00 <Doodle> i have hearing based on sound
28:00 <BlackDevil> Mew
28:00 <BlackDevil> date me http://imgur.com/avt05CJ
29:00 <Mew> dem teef
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> Hi Skirmish, we used to be friends.
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ffs
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> supposed to be on ignore.
32:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwCWvn60L3w‎
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Obie Trice - Got Some Teeth (Oct 8, 2009) 4:00 - Category: Music - 2,474,025 views - 6,211 likes (97.5%), 157 dislikes (2.5%)
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> thar we go
32:00 <Skirmish> Nah I am not friends with people who think it’s funny to threaten violence against children or women. 
32:00 <Skirmish> You must be mistaken. 
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL!
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> um
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> okay so here's the deal
33:00 <Doodle> lol Mew dat song
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> no more talking about that shit
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> I've been to asd and if you go on I
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> I
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'll report you too.
34:00 <Mew> chk chk waaaa
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ffs
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> yay worked
36:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEwF27TjU6M
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shirtless Man Asks Out KTLA Anchor During Wildfire 4/30/2014 (Apr 30, 2014) 0:38 - Category: News and Politics - 1,192,776 views - 2,369 likes (90.2%), 256 dislikes (9.8%)
36:00 <Skirmish> Mew … I’ve been to asd. If you continue, I will report you.
36:00 <Floss> lol
36:00 <BlackDevil> use ignore bro
36:00 <BlackDevil> solved
36:00 <Mew> they just tell him to put us on ignore lol
37:00 <Mew> which conveniently "doesnt work" half the time
37:00 <TheRiddler> are we alowd to paste porn on here?
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <Doodle> no
37:00 <Mew> hell yes
37:00 <BlackDevil> i paste porn all the time
37:00 <TheRiddler> http://motherless.com/B2B637F
37:00 <Doodle> dont listen to them
37:00 <TheRiddler> girl with tow bar
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
38:00 <Mew> *patrick bateman oooo face*
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> already have
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's supposed to have been talked to
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> and not mention me or talk about me in here the end.
39:00 <Floss> lol whats going on
39:00 <Floss> i wanna go to asd and dob
40:00 <Floss> "doodle looked at me"
40:00 <Doodle> what
40:00 <Doodle> i'm allowed
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
40:00 <gunner> i got $1253.88  for my disability suppory pension last fortnight, not bad huh?  better than working 
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's not about dobbing it's about stopping somebody from spreading rumours before I go to the cops.
40:00 <Mew> Doodle vajazzled me
40:00 <Doodle> you said i could
41:00 <Mew> yeah but you didnt finish the job
41:00 <Kynetic> can you guys all stop watching the porn its making it buffer
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> how the fuck do you get over a grand on a dsp thingo?
41:00 <Doodle> lool Mew
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> You make me buffer
41:00 <Kynetic> PandasDontDrive took a loan
41:00 <gunner> kynetic, stop getting off in your fantasy world then
41:00 <Mew> its not a fantasy world she really is taking the tow bar
42:00 <Kynetic> how much is that loan from centrelink gonna cost you a fortnight?
42:00 <gunner> Pandas,  i cant tell everyone my secret on ripping off centrelink
42:00 <gunner> no laon involved, it will be a continouos payment
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> ohh
42:00 <Mew> ur a gun at centrelink
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> so you owe a certain ammount a week?
43:00 <gunner> i can put my feet up and smoke all the pot i want for the rest of my life while on a stable centrelink income.  LMAO
43:00 <Floss> gunner thats crazy lol
43:00 <Floss> what did u put as a disability?
43:00 <Doodle> irc
43:00 <Floss> "sore foot"
43:00 <Floss> lol
43:00 <gunner> mental illness
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> is this dude joking around or something?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> im at a loss Kynetic
43:00 <Doodle> trolling
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you're Doodling.
44:00 <Floss> lol troll disability
44:00 <Mew> i cant work cos i need to troll on austnet all day errday
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> i r c d s p MVP!
44:00 <gunner> no joke at all,  i can prove it but it would be too risky to trust any of you 
44:00 <Mew> pls
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> nigga whut
44:00 <Doodle> risssskyyyy
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't prove anything to us you gaylord
44:00 <gunner> i can scan a copy of my centrelink statement
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> we're just trying to stay on the dole and not work
45:00 <Mew> dont bother
45:00 <gunner> and show u it, but i wouldnt trust what some of u might do with my details
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> 'cause we're cool like that. And we have huge cocks.
45:00 <Mew> hes just annoyed because your dsp is higher than his
45:00 <gunner> how much  are u on Pandas?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> huh
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> i get 500 from anz a week
46:00 <gunner> thank my good friend and peronal GP for my extra benefits
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> today actually
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> freeday
46:00 <gunner> from DSP?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol no
46:00 <Skirmish> I get $1200 a week. *wins*
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
47:00 <gunner> so im earning more than you on centrelink???
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> well im not working so.. Skirmish FUCK YOU!
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
47:00 <Floss> everyone knows of someone that has a wicked deal from centrelink
47:00 <Floss> its lilke urban legend
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dunno are you?
47:00 <Skirmish> Neither am I half the time.
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have a set ammount anz puts in every week
48:00 <Mew> i work 2 days a week and earn enough to not need centrelink
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> and that's because I have more money than you can borrow from centerlink gunner.
48:00 <gunner> where does that set amount come from?
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> the bank
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> Jesse James sends it to me
48:00 <Floss> i has 2 jobs and am still aline
48:00 <Floss> alive even
48:00 <Mew> he doesnt like telling people hes on centrelink
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm still tossing up over aged care or not
48:00 <Skirmish> I have gone to uni to get a better job where I do less. 
49:00 <Floss> if i pay all bills and have no money left i happy lol
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
49:00 <Skirmish> Might apply with ASIO and look up you cunts whilst you talk your shit.
49:00 <gunner> at what age? 40
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol Floss no shit that's my theory too
49:00 <Mew> Skirmish when you're all rich and stuff can you hire me as your jester
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> paying the bills makes you feel good
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> yep, fuck isp agl etc for another week
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> etc
50:00 <Skirmish> Mew: With boobs like yours mew you can be my mistress. I’ll hook you up with an apartment providing you remain on call to my desires. 
50:00 <Mew> omg a raise!!!
52:00 <Skirmish> In the words of JayZ.  Take em out the hood, keep’em lookin good, but never fucking feed em
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> big boobs are a blessing from GOD
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> or a dad with a big dick?
53:00 <Kynetic> you know whats a blessing from god
53:00 <Kynetic> your mum on a friday night
54:00 <Floss> panda it gives me a huge sense of relief knowing ive taken care of everything haha
54:00 <Floss> im finding more oftem i have leftover
54:00 <Skirmish> I luv Mawrees.
54:00 <Floss> but still, on the weeks i dont im likephew
56:00 <Mew> i only have 1 bill
57:00 <Skirmish> duck bill?
57:00 <Skirmish> QUACK
58:00 <Skirmish> Because I am at work and on irc gunner is going to report me to the police. Because apparently it’s their job to find me and tell my employer I use irc at work. 
59:00 <Skirmish> Amazing they get anything else done. 
59:00 <Doodle> lol i use irc at work
59:00 <Doodle> while my boss sits there on facebook
59:00 <Skirmish> DON’T! HE WILL REPORT YOU TOO! 
59:00 <Mew> o no
59:00 <Skirmish> THE PAWLEEC ARE GUNNA GIT YOU! 
00:00 <gunner> you better not work in a govt. job doodle
00:00 <Doodle> lol
00:00 <Doodle> ummm
01:00 <Mew> gunner gunner  gunner gunner  gunner  gunner  BUY ME A RAAAINBOW
01:00 <gunner> being on facebook while in a govt. job is against policy
01:00 <Maurice> Who let the irc police in
01:00 <Doodle> not really
01:00 <gunner> you will be dismissed if thats the case
01:00 <Doodle> there is no policy against it
02:00 <Doodle> misuse of assets is part of policy and provided you have permission you're not misusing it
02:00 <Doodle> so shove your dismissal
02:00 <TheRiddler> ^
02:00 <Maurice> Haha and Tackleberry is just look *bam*
02:00 <Floss> i used to fb in my govt job all the time
02:00 <Floss> its a govt job.
02:00 <Maurice> Oh, wrong channel
02:00 <Floss> lol
02:00 <Maurice> But that was for you, Floss
02:00 <Skirmish> Thank you gunner for being the first. 
02:00 <Skirmish> http://skirmishirc.tumblr.com/
02:00 <Doodle> lol tackleberry
02:00 <Floss> lol maurice i dont get it
02:00 <Maurice> LOL
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> [14:24] <Floss> panda it gives me a huge sense of relief knowing ive taken care of everything haha
02:00 <gunner> i will investigate both cases and make a few complaints either way.
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> same man same
02:00 <Maurice> Hes in Police Academy
03:00 <Maurice> He shoots the cat out of the tree..
03:00 <Doodle> lol investigate
03:00 <Floss> ohh hahahaha
03:00 <Doodle> investigate what
03:00 <Floss> omg is that a thing???
03:00 <Floss> bahaha
03:00 <Floss> ive never seen police academy
03:00 <Mew> how good would that phone call be
03:00 <Maurice> WHAT
03:00 <gunner> and dont advocate animal cruelty Maurice,  I'll report you too
03:00 <Doodle> come over and we'll do it Floss
03:00 <Doodle> and watch police academy
03:00 <Maurice> Fuck up, idiot.
03:00 <Floss> i just thought if doodle got a call from a little old lady with a cat in a tree, thats how hed handle it
03:00 <TheRiddler> you're missinig out Floss
03:00 <gunner> I used to do volunteer work for the RSPCA
03:00 <Floss> cause u know, the ladder is heavy n shit
04:00 <Mew> "hi im ringing to report a man called Doodle and another man called Skirmish, they have been using a chat program called IRC during work hours"
04:00 <Maurice> Or you'll be reporting with a foot in your arse
04:00 <Doodle> haha
04:00 <TheRiddler> I think my parents are selling the movies
04:00 <Doodle> who would you call
04:00 <Mew> ghostbusters
04:00 <Maurice> Ghostbusters would be my choice
04:00 <Doodle> dun dun dun dun dunnn dunnnnn
04:00 <Maurice> Oh fuck you, Mew
04:00 <Mew> awwww yeeeeeeah
04:00 <Skirmish> “Hang on … is this gunner? A guy named Skirmish just rang us telling us how you stated you were going to make false reports to the police and he has evidence on tumblr”
04:00 <Floss> lol
04:00 <Doodle> gunner make some complaintz man
04:00 <Floss> someone please ring the cops to bust someone on irc
04:00 <Doodle> gunner get ya sackd
05:00 <Floss> and record it
05:00 <Mew> get ya fired ya mole
05:00 <Skirmish> gunner do a lot of things … achieves nothing.
05:00 <Doodle> yeh
05:00 <Doodle> i know a lot of gunners
05:00 <Maurice> gunner, please don't PM me with your harmful threats.
05:00 <TheRiddler> "It seems to me that you have been recieving a incorrect clink payment"
06:00 <Skirmish> gunner is attempting to troll like it’s 1997. 
06:00 <TheRiddler> also
06:00 <Skirmish> People haven’t been worried about online threats from others since dial up modems.
06:00 <TheRiddler> that'll change soon anyways
06:00 <TheRiddler> they're lowering payments
07:00 <Maurice> (13:06:14) (gunner): ive ruined someones life through irc before, its not impossible, your not as anonymous as u think
07:00 <Maurice> :(
07:00 <Floss> lol
07:00 <Floss> oh noes!!!
07:00 <Maurice> Like my life isn't bad enough since i'm ON irc..
08:00 <Floss> im scared hes going to ruin my awesome life using irc
08:00 <Doodle> by de powarz of irc
08:00 <Doodle> lol
08:00 <Skirmish> ICANHAZTHAPOWAH
08:00 <Floss> nope just fucking full of vistaprint
08:00 <Maurice> He's like an internet He-Man
08:00 <Mew> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-06-25/computer-technician-jailed-over-internet-chatroom-fantasies/4778670
08:00 <Floss> lol 
08:00 <Floss> BLACK JESUS!
08:00 <Mew> irc ruined this guys life
09:00 <Skirmish> That was beagle. 
09:00 <Floss> what
09:00 <Floss> was it really
09:00 <Mew> nah his nick was Minotaur
09:00 <Mew> on here
09:00 <Floss> woah really far out
09:00 <Mew> hes in jail still
09:00 <Floss> good
09:00 <Skirmish> Heaps of Austnet guys have ended up in jail for various crimes.
10:00 <Skirmish> Heaps of austnet girls have ended up single mums 
10:00 <Doodle> keke
10:00 <Mew> LOL
10:00 <Doodle> well they will whore themselves out
10:00 <Floss> for the crime of Keyboard Warrior, i sentennce you to 500000 years jail
10:00 <Mew> i found my boyfriend on austnet
10:00 <Mew> how cool is that
10:00 <Doodle> me too Mew
10:00 <Maurice> I found my Doodle on austnet
10:00 <Doodle> re00www
10:00 <Floss> i find nobody
11:00 <Mew> you should go out with Doodle Floss 
11:00 <Floss> BAH
11:00 <Doodle> she wont have me
11:00 <Floss> im not a lesbian
11:00 <Doodle> see
11:00 <Maurice> Doodle Floss sounds extreme
11:00 <Floss> lol
11:00 <Mew> hahahaha
11:00 <Mew> ouch
11:00 <Maurice> And painful
11:00 <Doodle> D:
11:00 <DoodleFloss> one does not simply, floss a doodle
12:00 <Mew> i said ages ago that Kelevra and johninja would cave and start banging each other
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> [14:39] <Skirmish> Heaps of Austnet guys have ended up in jail for various crimes.
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> [14:40] <Skirmish> Heaps of austnet girls have ended up single mums 
12:00 <Mew> my next prediction is DoodleFloss 
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol I thought there was a Haiku in there somewhere
12:00 <DoodleFloss> rofl
13:00 <DoodleFloss> i remember waix saying something about helping authorities rat our kiddy porn 
13:00 <DoodleFloss> out*
13:00 <Mew> i thought he was more into bestiality
13:00 <Doodle> crikey
14:00 <Floss> sorry i couldnt stand seeing your name so close to mine
14:00 <Floss> haha
14:00 <Doodle> :(
14:00 <Mew> LOL
14:00 <Floss> my bad
14:00 <Mew> thats some sexy banter right there
14:00 <Maurice> Theres the lube
14:00 <Mew> you guys will be fuckin in no time
14:00 <Floss> or
14:00 <Floss> scissoring
14:00 <Doodle> wonder woman stylez
14:00 <Maurice> Doodle might be packing in the pants region, but I doubt it's gonna stretch that far
15:00 <Doodle> i could have a bloody good try
15:00 <Maurice> Imagine if Stretch Armstrong was a real person
15:00 <Doodle> but i doubt it would work
15:00 <Mew> if you were scissoring and he accidentally got a boner and then it accidentally went in your noony would you stop?
15:00 <Mew> or keep going
15:00 <Floss> its not like his shitty car would even make it here
15:00 <Doodle> lol noony
15:00 <Doodle> HEY
15:00 <Doodle> leave my shitty car out of this
15:00 <Floss> bahaha
15:00 <Floss> NO
16:00 <Floss> its TERRIBLE
16:00 <Mew> this is electric
16:00 <Mew> its making ME tingle
16:00 <Mew> you guys need to get it on
16:00 <Floss> lol
16:00 <Floss> u guys are mad
16:00 <Floss> im awful
16:00 <Mew> hahaha
16:00 <Mew> im kidding
16:00 <Mew> but seriously
16:00 <Mew> seriously
16:00 <Mew> its gonna happen
16:00 <Floss> ....
17:00 <Floss> ok.
17:00 <Mew> lets change the subject now
17:00 <Mew> meth and gangrene
17:00 <Doodle> i've started already
17:00 <Floss> oh do lets
17:00 <Doodle> oh
17:00 <Doodle> not on that
17:00 <Floss> i have to go in a bit
18:00 <Mew> this one time
18:00 <Mew> at band camp
18:00 <Floss> i cant find my cougar singlet and im working behind the bar tomorrow
18:00 <Floss> im fucked off
18:00 <Mew> i didnt wanna ring and talk to the pizza place cos i was heaps stoned 
18:00 <Mew> so ben made me lick his toe for him to ring
18:00 <Mew> and it was fucking rank lol\
18:00 <Floss> LOL
19:00 <Doodle> lol
19:00 <Floss> Hi, whats your name?
19:00 <Floss> can you please just place you order, mam
19:00 <Floss> lol
19:00 <Doodle> thankyou drive through
19:00 <Floss> but i wanna know your favourite colour!
19:00 <Floss> please mam, weve been over this...
20:00 <Mew> huhuhuh
20:00 <Floss> i just smile a lot
20:00 <Floss> and chuckle
20:00 <Mew> oh my god
21:00 <Floss> wot
21:00 <Mew> one time my friends got a hotel room in the city for the night and when we got back from some nightclub i swore i could smell weed somewhere
21:00 <Mew> so i followed the smell and found a bag in the cupboard behind the teabags
21:00 <Mew> and we were like OMG ASIF THIS IS HAPPENING
22:00 <Mew> all got stoned on the bed and then about an hour after laughing at nothing
22:00 <Floss> oh my god
22:00 <Floss> thats fantastic
22:00 <Mew> our heaps dumb friend goes "omg that was my boyfriends weed he told me to put it in the cupboard i completely forgot"
22:00 <Mew> it was the funniest thing EVER at the time
22:00 <Mew> LOL
22:00 <Floss> LOL
22:00 <Floss> BAHAHA
22:00 <Floss> I BET U FELT LIKE SHERLOCK
22:00 <Mew> I DID
22:00 <Mew> I SO FUCKING DID LOL
22:00 <Floss> ROFL
22:00 <Floss> AND THEN...... LOL
23:00 <Floss> oh my god thats made my day
23:00 <Floss> cause you never just find a bag of weed
23:00 <Pieter> Sure ya do
24:00 <Pieter> I found 35kg
24:00 <Floss> i knew soeone would take tnhat and run with it...
24:00 <Pieter> The bag ripped when i was dragging it home
24:00 <Pieter> Stupid garbage bags
24:00 <Skirmish> Fucking hell watson I found a bag of weed!
24:00 <Mew> does this have a funny story to go with it Pieter?
24:00 <Mew> cos if it doesnt
24:00 <Mew> FUCK OFF
24:00 <Pieter> =)
24:00 <Mew> who the hell fits 35kg of weed in a garbage bag
24:00 <Mew> was it the biggest garbage bag in the whole world?
25:00 <Floss> lol lets talk about sharks, i bet Pieter has a whole range of interesting stories from when he was a Shark Wrangler
25:00 <Mew> wut
25:00 <TheRiddler> he realised it was grass clippings because he was on meth
25:00 <TheRiddler> :p
25:00 <Mew> LOL
25:00 <Pieter> No , but ill tell ya how i removed the barb out of my heart and lived
25:00 <Pieter> LOLLL
25:00 <Mew> this better not be a story about how you arent over haley yet
25:00 <Pieter> Riiight
26:00 <TheRiddler> maybe you should of told steve irwin how to do it
26:00 <Pieter> Thats what i took it from
26:00 <doctor> I spend a few years tackling the sharks with my barenaked body but they ended up endowing me with my great wisdoms and insights
26:00 <Serenity> [1:25pm] <Mew> was it the biggest garbage bag in the whole world?
26:00 <doctor> The sharks always win
26:00 <Floss> lol
26:00 <Serenity> it was a hot air balloon
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <Pieter> I eat sharks for breakfast
26:00 <Floss> LO
27:00 <Floss> L
27:00 <Pieter> The loaning ind
27:00 <Pieter> Kind
27:00 <Floss> omg you are fantastic
27:00 <doctor> oh, yeah you can eat them
27:00 <TheRiddler> do you get the meat from safeway?
27:00 <Pieter> Anyway wicked wings bbl gotta use the grease as lube
27:00 <TheRiddler> gross
27:00 <Floss> pieter got off the wrong bus
27:00 <Floss> lol
28:00 <Mew> hes gotta keep them tender because theyre the only place on his body that isnt riddled with track marks
28:00 <doctor> I bought 10 pieces of KFC and chips for lunch. I ended up eating the chips and one piece of chicken before that was it
29:00 <Floss> filled up on tato
29:00 <Pieter> They gave me an original burger instead of my zinger
29:00 <Mew> i cant eat kfc 
29:00 <Pieter> Silly traineeship kids
29:00 <Mew> especially original recipe chicken
29:00 <doctor> then that nagging annoying voice in my head started to kick in
29:00 <doctor> won't let me enjoy anything, that old hag
29:00 <TheRiddler> what did you get at kfc Floss?
29:00 <TheRiddler> alsso
30:00 <Mew> are you on a diet doctor?
30:00 <Floss> a twister thing, wouldve been wed night?
30:00 <doctor> nah
30:00 <TheRiddler> ahh right
30:00 <Mew> whats the old hag nagging about
30:00 <Floss> usually get junk food on a rent inspec
30:00 <Floss> so i dont trash the kitchen
30:00 <TheRiddler> yes
30:00 <Floss> so tues night
30:00 <Floss> inspec was wed
31:00 <TheRiddler> those blt mini twisters are great
31:00 <doctor> she's an old hagged nun who hates any kind of pleasure
31:00 <doctor> I need to find a way to kill her
31:00 <Floss> all ive ever had from kfc is twisters
31:00 <Mew> oh wow
31:00 <Mew> have you ever had the old hag during sleep paralysis?
31:00 <Floss> not very into kfc never had it growing up
31:00 <Mew> its fucked up
31:00 <doctor> Normally in sleep paralysis it's just heavy darkness sitting on my chest
32:00 <Mew> yeah they call it 'the old hag'
32:00 <Floss> what is this now?
32:00 <Mew> cos she sits on your chest
32:00 <doctor> Need to kill her somehow
32:00 <Mew> its when you wake up and you're like half sleeping half awake and your whole body is paralysed 
32:00 <Mew> and it feels like someone is sitting on your chest making it hard to breathe
32:00 <Floss> ohhhh right
32:00 <Mew> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis
33:00 <Floss> and its called the old hag aswell?
33:00 <Mew> The victim usually wakes with a feeling of terror, has difficulty breathing because of a perceived heavy invisible weight on his or her chest, and is unable to move i.e., experiences sleep paralysis. This nightmare experience is described as being "hag-ridden" in the Gullah lore. The "Old Hag" was a nightmare spirit in British and also Anglophone North Americ
34:00 <Mew> i used to get it all the time when i was younger and didnt know it was a "thing" until i looked it up online one day lol
35:00 <Floss> mew i was just reading that part of gthe wiki lol
35:00 <doctor> I got it pretty bad several years a go
35:00 <Mew> oh sorry haha
35:00 <doctor> Rarely now
35:00 <Floss> it sounds fucking awful
35:00 <doctor> I still get that weird feeling right before falling asleep though
36:00 <doctor> Where you notice losing control of yourself. I think it's apnea
38:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2utxlx3Fcc
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lucky Me (Apr 3, 2011) 4:18 - Category: Music - 4,640 views - 26 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
39:00 <Floss> i just finisshd reading about the child porn thing
39:00 <Floss> thats fkn intense
40:00 <Mew> he tried to get one of my friends to roleplay for him
40:00 <Mew> thats when she realised he was a bit weird and stopped talking to him
40:00 <Floss> fark
40:00 <Floss> the article sayd toddler stuff....
40:00 <Floss> who the fuck would even.....
42:00 <TheRiddler> what article?
43:00 <Floss> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-06-25/computer-technician-jailed-over-internet-chatroom-fantasies/4778670
46:00 <doctor> There was some guy who used to come here who fantasise over nappies. Summerbaby or something
46:00 <doctor> Maybe that was him
46:00 <Floss> gross
47:00 <TheRiddler> tigerbaby
47:00 <Floss> jeez...
47:00 <Floss> id crack his skull...
47:00 <TheRiddler> he would cam himself in nappies n such
48:00 <TheRiddler> and wanted the other person to be his mum
48:00 <Floss> eww
51:00 <TheRiddler> wb Mew
51:00 <Mew> thx riddlez
56:00 <BlackDevil> thanks mew
58:00 <Mew> thx BlackDevil 
03:00 <BlackDevil> anything for a mate
03:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1237803_722332874448977_517790574_n.png
06:00 <TheRiddler> is that the girl from kfc?
07:00 <Mew> yep
08:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
08:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/v/t1.0-9/10269365_10203847907537619_360735513450914101_n.jpg?oh=6f77ccce83492f8b1ec9c257098173ea&oe=53CE1738&__gda__=1407215865_c31fbb8c1bf233b773b2825d2fc945de
08:00 <BlackDevil> do not want
08:00 <Mew> which one
09:00 <Mew> iggy azaleas ass or paris hilton taking your order
10:00 <BlackDevil> both
11:00 <BlackDevil> this bitch i want http://www.myfreecams.com/#evangelia
12:00 <Mew> do you love her
15:00 <BlackDevil> when you see her tits
17:00 <BlackDevil> because she likes to show her tits
31:00 <Rak> damn you rekorderlig and your fancy shmancy flavours :(
32:00 <faux> Fff
32:00 <faux> Its freezing 
33:00 <Rak> should be 21
35:00 <TheRon> hello\
36:00 <Floss> HELLO
36:00 <faux> Hi skirmy
37:00 <Rak> Happy Friday! :D
37:00 <TheRon> TFIF!
37:00 <Skirmish> Hi faux 
38:00 <Skirmish> Have I told you I got into uni?  If not … I GOT INTO UNI! 
38:00 <Skirmish> I am telling everyone. Even those that hate me. 
38:00 <faux> How's it going 
38:00 <Skirmish> I haven’t started yet. 
38:00 <Skirmish> Starts July 7th. 
38:00 <Rak> what are you studying?
39:00 <faux> Nice congrats
39:00 <faux> Got in as in filled in forms as a mature age or you had to take an exam got in lol
41:00 <BlackDevil> faux found IRC again
41:00 <Ana_Ng> aux non
43:00 <Skirmish> faux: Not mature age. Got in based on work experience. 
43:00 <Skirmish> Swinburne Uni in Melbourne. 
43:00 <TheRiddler> is'nt that a good thing faux?
43:00 <faux> Ah correspondence yay
43:00 <Skirmish> Rak: Bachelor Social Science (Security and Counter Terrorism).  I want to see if I can work my electives and get a double major and add Criminilogy. 
44:00 <faux> Isn't what a good thing?
44:00 <TheRiddler> freezing weather
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <faux> Yes but not when I have no socks 
44:00 <faux> All ny winter shit is still in storage 
44:00 <TheRiddler> damn
44:00 <Skirmish> I’ve submitted RPL recognition for Psychology 100 citing over a decade on irc. 
45:00 <faux> Lmao
46:00 <Skirmish> Surely they will give me that one. 
46:00 <faux> -recognition 
47:00 <FredFlinstone> gday all
47:00 <FredFlinstone> come on the Blue Boys
47:00 <FredFlinstone> stick it up em!
47:00 <FredFlinstone> put FIGJAM where he belongs
48:00 <FredFlinstone> in the friggin dunny
49:00 <TheRon> yes carn blue boys
49:00 <FredFlinstone> I am off to the footy cya all laters
49:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahahhaa I hope they can do it
49:00 <TheRon> just hate blues less than collingwood
49:00 <FredFlinstone> I know lol
49:00 <FredFlinstone> everyne hates collinghsit
49:00 <FredFlinstone> byeee
53:00 <Pieter> https://au.tv.yahoo.com/sunrise/video/watch/23152036/man-asks-reporter-out-on-air/
54:00 <TheRon> that was you wasn't it
55:00 <TheRiddler> bet it was
55:00 <Pieter> Naa , i got laid instead
55:00 <TheRiddler> or so you thought
55:00 <TheRon> how much was she?
56:00 <Pieter> She just want exclusive rights to me
56:00 <Pieter> Everyone does
56:00 <TheRiddler> so was it the right or left
57:00 <Skirmish> Pieter was high when he got “laid” and hasn’t realised yet it was a stray dog nuzzling him to eat his vomit and not the sex he believes it was. 
57:00 <TheRiddler> did you drug her
57:00 <Pieter> Its always right !
57:00 <Pieter> Wasnt drugging her the right thing to do? :(
57:00 <TheRon> remember you need permission in this country
58:00 <Pieter> Oh I thought I was in Congo
58:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/21cDX.jpg was this her
58:00 <TheRon> naughty naughty
58:00 <Pieter> Foot rot
58:00 <Skirmish> See, thought he was in the Congo … because the dog was black.
59:00 <Pieter> Ped egg foot rot for sale
59:00 <Pieter> Who wants to get funky?
59:00 <TheRiddler> I see you're still on something
00:00 <Pieter> I got nothing else to sell to get my fix
00:00 <Skirmish> Once a junkie, always a junkie. 
00:00 <TheRiddler> try the dump
01:00 <Rak> try the rump
01:00 <TheRon> my dump tonight smelt like butter chicken
01:00 <Pieter> My next idea is to go through peoples hard rubbish and see what i can salvage n sell to cashies
02:00 <Pieter> And thats how its done!
04:00 <TheRon> i know this much is true
14:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bd9_1398984859
14:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Masters of Illusion for Special Effects (Date: May-1-2014, 8 hours ago) - Views: 1935 - Played: 3330
22:00 <TheRon> geez put it away
23:00 <TheRon> nice
26:00 <TheRon> i bless the rains down in africa
26:00 <partay> TheRon the "no toto" neon sign is flashing
26:00 <TheRon> but but but.....
27:00 <TheRon> no hold the line
27:00 <TheRon> no rosanna?
27:00 <partay> rosanna is ok
27:00 <partay> just dont bring me down 
27:00 <TheRon> bruce
28:00 <partay> and with that comment you are 10x cooler than everyone else here
28:00 <TheRon> always
28:00 <partay> but its groose .. but ill pay bruce
29:00 <partay> -g+b
29:00 <partay> man
30:00 <partay> my footy tips are fucked this year
30:00 <partay> i should tip NZ to beat australia
30:00 <TheRon> so's everyone else so not o worry
30:00 <TheRon> for the lovers of life and rugby league
33:00 <TheRon> take these broken wings.......
34:00 <partay> come on now mr 
35:00 <TheRon> mr?
35:00 <partay> yes mr.mister 
37:00 <TheRon> thriller, thriller night
43:00 <TwEEk> hello faux 
44:00 <TheRon> i watched murder in the first last night
44:00 <TheRon> awesome movie with kevin bacon and christian slater
51:00 <TwEEk> hih TheRon 
51:00 <TheRon> hello
57:00 <TheRon> billie jean is not my lover
00:00 <Floss> her and ya mum are my bitches
14:00 <Floss> beepboop
15:00 <JimmyJack> beepboop???
16:00 <JimmyJack> are u 10?
16:00 <JimmyJack> fgt fairy
16:00 <TheRon> friendly
16:00 <Floss> lol
16:00 <Floss> yes, im 10
16:00 <Floss> willies and such
16:00 <Floss> and... one direction
17:00 <doctor> one direction is so 2012
18:00 <Floss> i dontunderstand the hairstyles
18:00 <doctor> no different from the hair they had in the 80s
18:00 <Floss> the fluffy one doesnt seem 80s
19:00 <doctor> 90s hair was the most neutral of the last 6 decades
19:00 <Floss> it ooks like their standing infront of a fan
19:00 <Floss> theyre*
19:00 <Maurice> Thats Loof
19:00 <Maurice> Must have forgotten his meds
19:00 <doctor> they were notoriously fluffy in the 80s
19:00 <TheRon> flock of seagulls\
20:00 <Maurice> I rannnnn
20:00 <Floss> this style is differentthough
20:00 <TheRon> i ran so far away
20:00 <doctor> but hairspray was more popular in the 80s, it's more hair pressing now
20:00 <Floss> meant to look unsstled, yet takes them pro hours to do haha
21:00 <Floss> bail home i think
23:00 <Maurice> What is hair pressing
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he means hair straightening?
25:00 <TheRon> carn the blues
25:00 <Bastardly_One> match of the year :D
26:00 <Bastardly_One> we're gonna show that ranga mongoloid how to play football
26:00 <TheRon> who's the ranga?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the chances they have
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Buckley's and none
27:00 <TheRon> ahh yesm he's no ranga
27:00 <TheRon> mitch robinson he's a ranga
28:00 <TheRon> cameron ling, he's a ranga
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got a Collingwood cheer squad member on my FB
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it's been hell all day
28:00 <TheRon> joffa??
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and if we win we'll be cheating
28:00 <Bastardly_One> just as bad 
28:00 <TheRon> and collingwood never cheats?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> a woman that is as keen as Joffa
29:00 <Bastardly_One> she attends all their functions even 
29:00 <TheRon> they're not gonna breed are they?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I fucking hope not!
29:00 <TheRon> that would be bad for society
31:00 <Floss> come darling you know i dont follow the volleyball
31:00 <TheRon> who are you?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yes or no ... http://31.media.tumblr.com/494ae06a5ad42196b213c9e8103a55b8/tumblr_n4xtcbCG0Z1qf25nto1_1280.jpg
32:00 <Bastardly_One> cam whore friend of mine *lol*
32:00 <TheRon> if i was in russia
32:00 <TheRon> and bear hunting
32:00 <Floss> ITS WILFRED!!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> dear GOD!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> someone give this woman a meal!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> http://37.media.tumblr.com/cf4a6f157f311f53cf9f7eb7ba108ac4/tumblr_n3wg38aD9N1rufr6eo1_1280.jpg
33:00 <TheRon> cam whore friend or just your cam whore??
33:00 <Floss> oh geez
33:00 <Floss> she needs a sammich STAT
33:00 <TheRon> too arty for me
34:00 <Bastardly_One> she needs more than a sandwich
34:00 <Bastardly_One> she needs to live on pure lard for 6 mths
34:00 <TheRon> her name anna??
35:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure about that one 
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> really cold ey
35:00 <Bastardly_One> it was one of Jess's like posts
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but seriously
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd feel uncomfortable fucking that
35:00 <TheRon> break her
36:00 <Bastardly_One> would be like hitting the cervix but every stroke 
36:00 <Floss> lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> smashing into bone
36:00 <Floss> gross
36:00 <Bastardly_One> might as well just go buy a skeleton from a medical store
36:00 <Bastardly_One> cover it in liquid latex
36:00 <TheRon> is chelsea the goal umpire on tonight??
36:00 <TheRon> i like her
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and get the same effect
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, know the other transgender one
37:00 <Bastardly_One> called Micheala or something?
37:00 <TheRon> no
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I know that person ... they used to chat on here years and years ago 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, the AFLs first tranny ump
38:00 <Floss> lol whut
38:00 <Floss> pic
38:00 <TheRon> never heard of micheala
38:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> this isn't her/him 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> bah nothin good on tv till 8:30
39:00 <Bastardly_One> interesting story
39:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/afl-in-talks-with-transgender-player-over-vilification-20130612-2o4hc.html
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the tit job must of cost thousands
40:00 <TheRon> PandasDontDrive: watched murder in the first last night
40:00 <TheRon> love that movie
40:00 <TheRon> kevin bacon is brilliant
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Dak Ages: An Age Of Light sbs 8:30 <3
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> seen it before but excellent series
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> murder in the first?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> how old is it
40:00 <TheRon> watching the footy, can't
40:00 <TheRon> mid 90's i think
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> i used to like him heaps then he had to marry that sedgwick whore
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> have u seen Stir of Echoes with kevin bacon?
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> kicks the shit out of The Sixth Sense
41:00 <Floss> lol i was thinking same bout the boobs bastardly one haha
41:00 <TheRon> kyra sedgwick was a whore in murder in the first
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh MY bad
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmso
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it seems local 
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> laugh my sack off
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and her/his name is Mishy Diamond
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> i couldnt stand her in that show
42:00 <Floss> she'd be a fkn mad player lol
42:00 <TheRon> haven't seen stir of echoes
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i love the new one
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> dl stir of echoes man its wicked
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Floss, who? 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm really trying to find a pic of this Mishy person
43:00 <Bastardly_One> they're really manly looking still
43:00 <TheRon> b1 you know the best cam girls
43:00 <Bastardly_One> should of stuck to crossdressing and left it at that 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... I do?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you perving at Jess still eh?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> she's some ... issues
43:00 <Bastardly_One> nice chick but pretty fucked in the head
44:00 <Bastardly_One> good at charming though
44:00 <Bastardly_One> if she wishlist's something
44:00 <Bastardly_One> she seems to get it within a week or so off some perv
45:00 <Floss> ohh what
45:00 <Floss> thats bullshit
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it's their "job"
46:00 <Floss> i want that job
46:00 <TheRon> i'd get naked for money but i don't think there's a market
46:00 <Maurice> I'd get naked right now except I'm worried my nipples will fall off
47:00 <TheRon> thats bad
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> bored
47:00 <TheRon> have you seen the woodsman?
48:00 <TheRon> worth watching?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> finally cold over there Maurice?
48:00 <Maurice> Has been for a few days
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be happy if I was you
49:00 <Bastardly_One> summer and heat are the work of the devil
49:00 <TheRon> hello i am the devil
49:00 <TheRon> good evening, but you can call me toby if you like
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Hello my fallen son
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you're way better than that other son of mine though
50:00 <TheRon> gary abletts?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> all his bullshit with the cross and hanging in a cave for 3 days and shit
50:00 <Bastardly_One> least you do cool tricks and shit
50:00 <Bastardly_One> No, Gary is my other fallen son
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> stupid rain
51:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, wonder what he's doing now?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> its fall for fuck sake
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> not winter :/
51:00 <Floss> i love summer and the heat, but only on weekends or holidays
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not fall
51:00 <Floss> it can rain while im working
51:00 <Lumeah> is it raining pandy?
51:00 <TheRon> i'm sorry but i'm afraid we don't have any toilets, if you read your bible you would've read that it's damnation without relief
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes it is
51:00 <Maurice> I hate summer
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> IT'S FALL!
51:00 <Floss> lol "fall"
51:00 <Bastardly_One> we're in Australia ... it's autumn
51:00 <Maurice> It still rains..
51:00 <Maurice> Rain is exclusive to winter
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh shut up
51:00 <Maurice> Isn't*
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> still fall.
52:00 <Lumeah> IT'S AUTUM!!!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> *autumn
52:00 <Lumeah> TA
52:00 <TheRon> it's shitty
52:00 <Lumeah> :P
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ TheRon
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> Fall.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> he's right where we are
52:00 <Bastardly_One> we've already been getting 0 degrees at night
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and only 13 degree days
52:00 <TheRon> great sleeping weather
53:00 <Reptile> i put my jumper on
53:00 <romeO> good
53:00 <TheRon> i couldn't sleep the other night because it only dropped to 14 degrees
53:00 <Reptile> this week has been so bizaare
53:00 <romeO> too cold huh?
53:00 <TheRon> too warm
53:00 <romeO> ah i c
54:00 <Floss> i found the most awesome thing in my fb feed and i cant find it
54:00 <TheRon> kinda that shitty in between where you can't take the doona off because it will be too cold
54:00 <Floss> it was about autum
54:00 <Maurice> Fan and doona
54:00 <TheRon> i do that
56:00 <TheRon> when quinn the eskimo get's here everybody's gonna jump for joy
56:00 <Ana_Ng> come on
56:00 <Floss> without
57:00 <Bastardly_One> come on within
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you aint seen nothing like the 
57:00 <SalmoTrutta> beautiful weather
57:00 <Floss> lol
57:00 <SalmoTrutta> taking the tinnie out in the morning,and retiring when the wind hits 50 clicks
58:00 <SalmoTrutta> but not until then
58:00 <SalmoTrutta> people are soft chooks these days
58:00 <Ana_Ng> i bet you never met an eskimo
58:00 <Reptile> westerlie sun tan weather
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I have
58:00 <TheRon> nope
58:00 <SalmoTrutta> It's not on my to do list 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> a proper inuit one
58:00 <TheRon> i've read about eskimo aged care
58:00 <Ana_Ng> inuit is a canadian term
59:00 <Bastardly_One> sure is
59:00 <SalmoTrutta> get the wind behind me and the fishing will be superb
59:00 <Ana_Ng> eskimos are not canadian
59:00 <Reptile> milo + icecream :m
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where I met some ... way way up the top
59:00 <SalmoTrutta> and by arvo,hide somewhere with scrubbies and yabbies,perfect day out
59:00 <TheRon> once they outlive their usefulness, they're put on a raft and sent off down the river
59:00 <Ana_Ng> eskimos are from the northwest of alaska
59:00 <TheRon> that's aged care to eskimos
00:00 <Ana_Ng> it's not a catch-all term
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL b1 b1 b1
00:00 <Bastardly_One> inuits are eskimos though aren't they?
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> in Thief
00:00 <Ana_Ng> i just told you no
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> it says use your voice to get the attention of nearby threats, so what do I say?
00:00 <Ana_Ng> you probably met gwichin
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> "PENIS!"
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> you can say anything <3
00:00 <Floss> POONIS
01:00 <Reptile> what yall up 2 tonight?
01:00 <Floss> fast food and paystation prob
01:00 <Ana_Ng> we say native alaskan or the specific tribe
01:00 <TheRon> i watched the flight of the conchores where jermaine sleeps with an australian, so funny
01:00 <Reptile> in melb
01:00 <Floss> or unreal tournament
01:00 <Reptile> kebab shop
01:00 <Ana_Ng> i dont think inuit is hip anymore - first nations
02:00 <TheRon> the capital of canada is ottawa
02:00 <TheRon> alsaka's capital isn't anchorage is it?
03:00 <Ana_Ng> no
03:00 <SalmoTrutta> talking to myself about fishing
03:00 <SalmoTrutta> nothing unusual
03:00 <Ana_Ng> never been
03:00 <Ana_Ng> biggest city, but not
03:00 <Ana_Ng> capital
03:00 <SalmoTrutta> few bundy cans
03:00 <Reptile> i got some beers
03:00 <TheRon> god bless that bear
03:00 <SalmoTrutta> I've been to canada
03:00 <SalmoTrutta> for guess what
04:00 <Ana_Ng> weed
04:00 <TheTiggier> fap tiem
04:00 <Bastardly_One> where in Canada? I've not done the whole lot
04:00 <SalmoTrutta> ugh
04:00 <Reptile> fuc
04:00 <TheTiggier> lol
04:00 <SalmoTrutta> weed is old news
04:00 <Reptile> kebabgey
04:00 <TheTiggier> suggestions for porn
04:00 <TheTiggier> kgo
04:00 <xm> anyone here seen The Savage Innocents?
04:00 <TheRon> no
04:00 <xm> the one with Anthony Quinn
05:00 <TheRon> ahhh the mighty quinn
05:00 <SalmoTrutta> partial to christy mack lately
05:00 <xm> a priest gets killed becayse ge refuses to sleep with the eskimo's wife :D
05:00 <xm> because he*
05:00 <Bastardly_One> what a positive little song this is 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> not
05:00 <TheRon> scotch can it is
05:00 <Floss> i wanna find some funny porn
05:00 <SalmoTrutta> good weather for it
05:00 <Floss> like the one riddler showed earlier with the towball
05:00 <Floss> lol
05:00 <SalmoTrutta> edward penishands
06:00 <Reptile> kebab joint
06:00 <Bastardly_One> try fuq.com
06:00 <Bastardly_One> should find something there and if you can't search for it 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a tube directory
07:00 <TheRon> cheers
07:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, that'll keep you fap happy forever 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> evening Nikky` :)
08:00 <Nikky`> Evening Bastardly_One
08:00 <TheRon> try not to bring fap happy and nikky` into the same sentence
08:00 <Nikky`> yeah, don't
08:00 <TheRon> :)
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's going to be ... hard ... for you
08:00 <Bastardly_One> (haw haw haw)
09:00 <TheRon> damn it geelong isn't on till sunday
09:00 <Nikky`> ooh god *rolls eyes*
09:00 <Bastardly_One> You called?
09:00 <TheRon> on 7 though
10:00 <Nikky`> Sitting here with no bedside lamp is annnnnnoying
10:00 <TheRon> no lamp or no globe for said lamp?
10:00 <Nikky`> Nah lamp
10:00 <Nikky`> it be broken
10:00 <TheRon> candles?
10:00 <Nikky`> both of them
10:00 <Nikky`> I changed light bulb as blew other night but had this weird smell 
11:00 <Nikky`> so I be throwing it out
11:00 <TheRon> lamps are so easy to get
11:00 <TheRon> bunnings?
11:00 <Nikky`> Yeah i'll drag my sick self out of bed tomorrow and get some new ones
11:00 <TheRon> you can get anything at bunnings
11:00 <TheRon> sick?
11:00 <Nikky`> yeah
11:00 <Nikky`> cold :o(
12:00 <Bastardly_One> when Father Christmas and the Kray twins burn all the wedding rings
12:00 <TheRon> i was around sick people all last weekend haven't been sick, my immune system is so good
12:00 <Bastardly_One> we're gonna shop 'til we drop
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah my favourite teacher has the flu
12:00 <Nikky`> I felt it yesterday..body chills were so bad I left work at 12
12:00 <Bastardly_One> if she gives it to me I'm gonna stab her to death
12:00 <Nikky`> but I was stupid and went into work today
12:00 <Nikky`> I should have stayed in bed
13:00 <TheRon> i reckon it's the same thing my bro had and his mates had
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get sick often but when I do it hits hard
13:00 <TheRon> did you get some drugs and orange juice?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and last thing I want with my lungs is that shit 
13:00 <Nikky`> I have cold n flu tablets
14:00 <TheRon> i find cold n flu and beer works
14:00 <Nikky`> Hey ScottiePippen
14:00 <Nikky`> lol
14:00 <Rak> good for what ails you
14:00 <TheRon> gambler hows it going
14:00 <Nikky`> Thank you Rak.. always looking after me
14:00 <TheRon> you may scoff but alcohol helps you sleep
15:00 <Rak> and they say chivalry is dead
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I was born to be mild, like the first McDonalds child, born to be king, of all the boring things
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> MIRANDA KERR IS BACK IN AUSTRALIA
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> TOTAL NEWS BRO
17:00 <TheRon> she wearing clothes?
17:00 <TheTiggier> http://motherless.com/0A6E2E9
17:00 <TheTiggier> lol
17:00 <Reptile> i so broke
18:00 <TheRon> TheTiggier: chicks dressed ruskie infantry
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I am about to have the biggest tantrum
18:00 <Nikky`> Hiya ^pilot^
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't win this race no matter what I do 
18:00 <^pilot^> hey nikky
18:00 <^pilot^> hey b1
18:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking Bathurst at night can fuck right off
19:00 <Bastardly_One> evenin' ... how goes?
19:00 <^pilot^> good good 
19:00 <TheTiggier> reminds me of good luck chuck
19:00 <^pilot^> just went n spent over 2 grand on my car speakers
19:00 <TheRon> charlie you're not my charlie anymore, you're screwing it up
19:00 <Bastardly_One> good to hear ... can't really complain myself
19:00 <^pilot^> just for my front stage
19:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I can always complain but yanno
19:00 <^pilot^> i do i do
19:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' hell
19:00 <Nikky`> What Bastardly_One? you can't complain? say it isn't true
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I said I can Nikky` :P
20:00 <Nikky`> I know but I had mine typed out at same time
20:00 <Nikky`> so back off bitch
20:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry Ma'am
20:00 <^pilot^> b1
20:00 <^pilot^> i just linked ya mate
20:00 <TheRon> damn it woman
20:00 <Nikky`> ?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was typing so wait 
20:00 <Nikky`> brb
20:00 <Bastardly_One> am looking now
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
21:00 <^pilot^> yeah
21:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I'd stop swearing even when typing
21:00 <TheRon> fuck that
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I've used more swear words this week than normal words
22:00 <Reptile> i went to the apple store today
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the genius bar
23:00 <Bastardly_One> is hilarious
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ran by complete morons
23:00 <TheRon> payback the chicken
23:00 <Bastardly_One> a least the melbourne one is 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> *at least
24:00 <TheRon> you miss one letter most people skip over the fact you missed that one letter
25:00 <partay> 8sip*
25:00 <TheRon> she's an easy lover
28:00 <TheRon> what's going on on this side?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> damn him
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I've shit to do so was gonna get him to keep track of the footy scores for me 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> for a bit 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> damn fucking enter key
29:00 <Bastardly_One> premature entery key 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> *entry key ... am sure there's an inunendo there if I could be fucked finding it
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmmmmmm egg
33:00 <partay> TFIF
35:00 <Reptile> i said im sorry momma i never ment to hurt u but tonight im cleaning out my closet
39:00 <Nikky`> clean it or come out of it?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> cous cous cum
41:00 <beehhh> bzzt
42:00 <simba> go collingwood,,,
42:00 <beehhh> http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt6lk9n7nD1r4kkyno1_500.jpg
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> go beehhh,,,
43:00 <Nikky`> nooo Carlton
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> go str8 men watching well built men play afl
44:00 <beehhh> go pumpkins
44:00 <Nikky`> When did simba become straight?
44:00 <simba> arent you the gym junkie PandasDontDrive...
45:00 <beehhh> liberal is still doing good for the country
45:00 <beehhh> they are thinking of next generations too
46:00 <beehhh> why dont people move to NT^
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL no
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> i quit gym fkn
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> over a yr ago
46:00 <beehhh> no free pensions for school leavers
46:00 <beehhh> laziness is the root of all evil
47:00 <simba> stfu beehhh
47:00 <partay> simbacile never say go collingwood again
47:00 <beehhh> ftsu
47:00 <beehhh> simba
47:00 <simba> collingwood will win
48:00 <beehhh> i used to see carlton players everyday at work in holmes st brunswick 97-201
49:00 <beehhh> Eddie mcqueer is on the magpie's supporter
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> FUCK UP MIRZA
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> imo afl teams have the stupidest names and even stupider logos
49:00 <beehhh> go adelaide crows
49:00 <TheTiggier> http://motherless.com/CFDFDE4
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> absoloutely no effort goes into any of them
49:00 <partay> GO CARLTON
49:00 <TheTiggier> I fapped to this lol
50:00 <simba> a lot of the names are pretty common worldwide
50:00 <beehhh> go poor people from elizabeth SA
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
50:00 <simba> go to hell beehhh
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> but a sport like NFL is actually a good sport
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> so even the shit names are cool
50:00 <beehhh> fk mah S
50:00 <simba> nfl is boring as fuck
50:00 <simba> may as well watch ballet
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
51:00 <simba> its literally like afl but with 1000 breaks
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> how can you love football
51:00 <simba> and shitter
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> and not like NFL?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> footy as in soccer
51:00 <beehhh> some monster killed his step child as young as 2, evil that men do
51:00 <simba> because its shit like rugby
51:00 <beehhh> near coffs harbour
51:00 <beehhh> what kind of paedos are you
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> NFL is friggin hardcore
52:00 <beehhh> im happy dad cuts it off
52:00 <simba> no competition tbh
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> well, completely different sports nfl and afl anyway
52:00 <TheTiggier> wb DemonsRun
52:00 <DemonsRun> Ty
52:00 <beehhh> A 2yo wouldnt expect these
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> and now we learnt something we didnt know
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt we simba
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> now to badminton and tennis
52:00 <beehhh> i'd go to jail just to punnish that cunt
53:00 <beehhh> promise
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> by punish you mean bum and by cunt you mean bum them in their arse
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> gee i think he just got mad horny
54:00 <partay> wheres Mew and bewbs
54:00 <Floss> BEWBS
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> you have terrible taste in women
55:00 <Mew> MEWBZ
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> obese chicks with saggy boobs, winner winner chicken dinner!
56:00 <TheTiggier> http://i.imgur.com/oMl08.jpg
56:00 <TheTiggier> here's flat girl lol
57:00 <DemonsRun> ...tranny
57:00 <DemonsRun> Just beehhh's type
57:00 <TheTiggier> it's not a tranny
57:00 <Mew> damn thats flattastic
57:00 <TheTiggier> lol
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> i had cous cous for dinner
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> ever had it?
57:00 <TheTiggier> hot face tho
57:00 <Mew> i bet the walls get jealous if her
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> they're like little balls of ant shit,
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> BOOOYAH!
58:00 <Mew> of*
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i seen her naked b4
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> small tits rul
59:00 <simba> PandasDontDrive theyre obviously miles apart, i dont get why you compared soccer and NFL tbh
00:00 <simba> they are also miles apart,,
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> what about Niles apartment?
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> i compared them because you said that nfl is boring as fuck
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> nothing much happens in soccer 
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass some more
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> ouch my foot hurts.
01:00 <Lumeah> Hi PANDY!
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> penalty for not passing
01:00 <TheTiggier> nfl is closer to rugby than afl
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> kicked the ball, doesnt even go in
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> goalie jumps for nothing
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> pass, pass, pass.. 
01:00 <simba> football is classic two halves with no stoppages just two teams working each other out, NFL is over the top bullshit for americans its basically hollywood scripted
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> ouch my foot hurts again.
01:00 <TheTiggier> but the transition from afl to nfl I bet is easier than rugby
01:00 <simba> so many sports just have too many stoppages and set plays
02:00 <simba> that fix games out
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> well i love baseball, nfl and soccer
02:00 <simba> football is the ~world game~ because there is none of that bs just two halves and two teams
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> i know what it is
02:00 <simba> ok
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha reminds me, was playing soccer with couple africans last week
02:00 <simba> were just talking
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> down welland
02:00 <simba> yea i heard
02:00 <simba> picked it up on the scanner
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> WE'RE NOT TALKING WE'RE WHISPERING SWEET NOTHINGS
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer those niggers can kick
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha Jeremy Clarkson had to apologise for saying nigger even though it wasnt aired
06:00 <TheTiggier> http://i.imgur.com/sOiry.jpg
07:00 <Pieter> How do vampires shave if they cant see emselves in the mirror ?
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's like one persons version of vampires
08:00 <Reptile> we all know that
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> Pieter doesnt
08:00 <Lumeah> there dead Pieter....
09:00 <Lumeah> nothing grows anymore :P
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> this chick has nice tits http://static-fhg.met-art.com/media/4728EDBA6A01DCF4056B36E2E5E6E3D3/w_A8BBE1E1597FA5C4A9A9B976D576031E.jpg
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> eww some ugly preggo chick
11:00 <TheTiggier> sif ugly
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> she looks twelve
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> and like if she turned to face you her eyes would be five inches apart
12:00 <TheTiggier> wtf
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> and she looks like she's about to fall forward because her forehead is so big and heavy
12:00 <TheTiggier> http://i.imgur.com/dbl9U.jpg
12:00 <simba> ~~*&$_PrEgGo_ChIx_
12:00 <Reptile> i read some convicted midget drove hald way across the united states to befriend some 16 yr old girl who was really a police officer
13:00 <Reptile> i read the article and had his mug shot
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude you could make shoes out of that chicks nipples TheTiggier
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> yuck
13:00 <Reptile> and the police who arrested him said his car stunk like something they have never smelt before
14:00 <TheTiggier> http://i.imgur.com/zzDyn.jpg
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
15:00 <Reptile> he drove for 3 days straight
15:00 <partay> Reptile that was Pieter
16:00 <Reptile> lo
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo the feed is on
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love you Reptile
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur so sexy in MK
17:00 <Reptile> aw thanks 
17:00 <Reptile> shuks
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
18:00 <Reptile> ;P
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10171112_10152415243942760_6537265413611233253_n.jpg
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmaaaaoo
19:00 <TheTiggier> what's with japan making box cars
19:00 <TheTiggier> http://i.imgur.com/j5i7O.jpg
19:00 <TheTiggier> or wherever
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf is with japan anyway
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> hunting whales cause they have big dicks and japs have tiny dicks
21:00 <Reptile> lo
22:00 <Reptile> reminds me of an episode of southpark
22:00 <TheTiggier> http://i.imgur.com/fI7Mu.jpg
22:00 <TheTiggier> wtf
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://static-fhg.met-art.com/media/4728EDBA6A01DCF4056B36E2E5E6E3D3/w_BF5AC57DBA4212A43985CE74E100EF5F.jpg
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> what if she pooped just as this pic was taken ^
22:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdv0gmxwx01qmbz88o1_500.png
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> is that like a bug leg
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> or something
24:00 <Reptile> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9Q2IDyC-Tw
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: South Park - Whale Whores Full episode (Apr 8, 2014) 20:22 - Category: Comedy - 2,235 views - 22 likes (95.7%), 1 dislikes (4.3%)
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAHAHAHA
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> ace shit
26:00 <Reptile> i  love this song --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzL0_IodEvg
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Meshuggah - Pitch Black - Official ☣ (Mar 3, 2013) 5:54 - Category: Music - 26,948 views - 207 likes (97.6%), 5 dislikes (2.4%)
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> always wondered why they spell Meshuggah that way
28:00 <ooomp> Crap song
28:00 <JimmyJack> seed from a thousand junkies drips down from Lumeah's chin
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> here we go
29:00 <Reptile> or this one -->  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U22B6BWq2o8
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Meshuggah - Swarm - Official ☣ (Mar 3, 2013) 5:29 - Category: Music - 808 views - 2 likes (66.7%), 1 dislikes (33.3%)
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> my fav song is ooomp - why isnt ur top off in this pic
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
30:00 <Loof> ewww the thought of ooomp topless
30:00 <Loof> gonna barf
30:00 <ooomp> I agree
31:00 <couleurs> me 2
31:00 <ooomp> Its pretty disgusting Loof
31:00 <Loof> i'd rather see a homeless old granny eat vomit with her vagina
31:00 <Loof> think that would be more of a turn on
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> sogf
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif*
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's hot
32:00 <Loof> she voted abbott
32:00 <Loof> sif hot
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's that got to do with anything
32:00 <Reptile> wat u talkin about?
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> people in america vote for candidates based only on their religion
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> talkin bout how hot ooomp is
33:00 <Loof> it's scientifically proven that abbott voters aren't hot
33:00 <Loof> :P
34:00 <ooomp> Its scientifically proven you're a retard
34:00 <ooomp> :P
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i'd have voted for abbott
34:00 <couleurs> :)
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> who was the other person again?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> rudd?
34:00 <Loof> abbott voters dont believe in the truth, so the photoshop all their photos
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> that fucking white chinese dude
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> what truth?
35:00 <Loof> eryone knows that
35:00 <TheTiggier> both are bad
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> you may aswell vote for anybody
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> they dont actually do any good
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> if ooomp had a tat of tony abbott on her ass id still think shes hot
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> *vomit*
36:00 <TheTiggier> labour for false comitments before the election
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> they all do that
36:00 <Reptile> abbott is a dick
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> they're all dicks
36:00 <TheTiggier> libs for everything else
36:00 <Loof> abbott voting bogan women are 97% more likely to have a stinky vagina
37:00 <Loof> ooomp's vag smells like a fishing trawler on a good day
37:00 <Reptile> interesting fact
37:00 <ooomp> That's correct
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> k i wish i didnt bring her up now
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause thats yuck
38:00 <ooomp> Loof you know me too well
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i imagine it smells of strawberry syrup
38:00 <Loof> you can smell where ooomp has sat down for a month afterwards
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> my head smells like pancakes
38:00 <Mew> thats period blood
39:00 <ooomp> Meewwwwww :)
39:00 <Mew> menstruawberry
39:00 <Mew> oooooooomp
42:00 <Liinda> oh shit forgot i logged in
42:00 <Mew> theres not enough people in here to hold all your hair back Lumeah
42:00 <Lumeah> lol
44:00 <xm> not even piet's ego could
44:00 <Reptile> i dont know any good movies 2 watch
45:00 <Zade> is none
45:00 <xm> what was the last one you liked?
45:00 <partay> Mew do you like taco?
45:00 <Mew> stealing harvard 
45:00 <TheTiggier> does bond mean bondage Bond^Girl?
45:00 <TheTiggier> :p
45:00 <Mew> i like food taco
45:00 <Mew> not muff taco
45:00 <couleurs> i voted 4 ooomp 
46:00 <TheTiggier> I voted for sex party
46:00 <xm> i drew my own box and voted [1] xm
46:00 <ooomp> Most people don't
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol xm
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> im never ever voting
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont know why you dummies do
47:00 <xm> i pretty much dont vote anyway
47:00 <xm> im also in a safe liberal seat
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
49:00 <Zade> mine is just a seat from freedom furniture 
50:00 <xm> you should be able to get out of voting. just write them a letter explaining yourself in the same style you talk here
50:00 <Liinda> couleurs!!
50:00 <Liinda> hai Excessive
51:00 <Liinda> hai panadols
51:00 <TheTiggier> hook in couleurs
51:00 <TheTiggier> lol
51:00 <couleurs> hi Liinda !
51:00 <Excessive> oh Liinda lushcious ............. haiiiiiiiiiiiii :)
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
51:00 <couleurs> hi tiggier what are you doing here... 
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> compuls voting is bs
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> linas <3
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmmmmmmmmm linas
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> she smells yum as gummy bears
52:00 <TheTiggier> trying to get a girl :p
52:00 <TheTiggier> jokes
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> girls r trouble
54:00 <Liinda> women are better *nods*
54:00 <Liinda> :P
54:00 <Nikky`> women are
54:00 <Nikky`> Liinda <3
54:00 <Liinda> Nikky` <3 how u been??
54:00 <Nikky`> Been good, you?
55:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
55:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
55:00 <Zade> whats happening Nikky`?
55:00 <Nikky`> Not a lot.. you?
55:00 <Zade> nowt
55:00 <Zade> sick of winter
55:00 <Nikky`> tis a lil cold
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> women can be better when they have accomplished everything that men have accomplished over the last say.. 4 thousand years
56:00 <Nikky`> pfft
56:00 <Liinda> Yeah been good too, just trying to kick this cold in the ass.
56:00 <Zade> but not enoguh snow go to skiing 
56:00 <couleurs> pics
57:00 <Zade> of me skiing or naked couleurs?
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> of u naked
58:00 <couleurs> no Liinda's cold in the ass
58:00 <Liinda> kicking the cold IN THE ASS
58:00 <couleurs> oh ok
58:00 <couleurs> 4 got how 2 read
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> you got a cold up ur ass
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> weirdo
59:00 <TheTiggier> lol
00:00 <TheTiggier> speaking of I've been meaning to get a onesie
00:00 <Liinda> no i want to kick the cold in it
00:00 <Liinda> s ass
00:00 <Liinda> BANG!
00:00 <couleurs> batman or spiderman 1
00:00 <TheTiggier> a giraffe 1
00:00 <TheTiggier> lol
01:00 <couleurs> dammit
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> onesie"?
01:00 <Liinda> omg u dont know what a onesie is?
01:00 <TheTiggier> then I'm doing a dancing and singing vid in it for faux
01:00 <Liinda> WHO ARE YOU
01:00 <TheTiggier> lol
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> new spiderman is stupid
01:00 <Zade> onesie, they are very popular amongst the window lickers 
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> doesnt even shoot web
01:00 <TheTiggier> is not
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> may aswell be called bug man
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> ant man
02:00 <TheTiggier> you never read the comics
02:00 <TheTiggier> it's based on
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont like the new spider-man
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's stupid
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> this whole tech thing is gay
02:00 <TheTiggier> it follows the comics closely
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> not what im saying
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> he was bitten by a spider so he can climb walls
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool, not
03:00 <TheTiggier> and the new spider-man is not a emo idiot
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> he was emo for like five seconds in the third film
03:00 <TheTiggier> you forgot the superhuman strength and shit
04:00 <Liinda> yeah, the shit especially
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer because spiders have superspider strength
04:00 <TheTiggier> also spider-man was always a wise cracker
04:00 <Lumeah> lol
04:00 <Liinda> spideypiggggg
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> and spiders can perform awesome Parkour moves
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> does whatever a spiderpig does!
04:00 <TheTiggier> the actor is much better 
04:00 <Liinda> hehe
05:00 <Liinda> i dont like any of those kind of movies to be honest
05:00 <couleurs> me 2
05:00 <Zade> same
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> garfield?
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> he does not have the range toby has
05:00 <TheTiggier> the movies are becoming like what fans wanted it to be
05:00 <couleurs> garfield the cat is spider man ?
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> fans are shit
06:00 <couleurs> HueHueHue
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> you've got to let the writers and directors be creative
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> look at the dark knight movies
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> they're brilliant
06:00 <TheTiggier> they're good
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> and nothing to do with fans
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> because fans ruin shit
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> fans cant get over shit
06:00 <TheTiggier> but not great
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> like ppl that go on n on about star trek the next generation
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> when voyager was so much better
07:00 <TheTiggier> have you seen the 2nd moive?
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah not yet
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> wont see it at the cinema
07:00 <TheTiggier> it's much better than you think
07:00 <Reptile> ive seen everything
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> prob goin to movies with mum on her bday tho
07:00 <TheTiggier> the first movie was average
07:00 <Reptile> anyone seen winter soldier?
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah i want to see amazing spider man 2 it does look great
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> and i liked the first one
08:00 <Zade> so what else do you recommend margaret and david?
08:00 <couleurs> ferris bueller!!!!!!!!!!!!
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just wish he shot web from his wrist
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> not from a gadget
08:00 <TheTiggier> the 2nd movie is good
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Grand Budapest Hotel
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> best Wes Anderson film yet
08:00 <Reptile> i wonder if they ever gonna bring out another bond
09:00 <TheTiggier> winter soldier is the best superhero movie atm
09:00 <TheTiggier> they'll always make bond movies
09:00 <couleurs> i'm a bond movie
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> im over superhero movies
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> captain america lol
10:00 <Reptile> who is the villian in amazing spiderman 2?
10:00 <Reptile> that blue dude ey
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> electro
10:00 <TheTiggier> electro and green goblin
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> jamie foxx, the worst african american actor ever
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> since jamie foxx
11:00 <Reptile> lol
11:00 <TheTiggier> jamie foxx is good in the movie
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah thanks to cgi
11:00 <couleurs> he was only good in django 
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like the guy playing Harry
11:00 <Reptile> true lies
11:00 <TheTiggier> even before the cgi
12:00 <TheTiggier> he plays are spidey obsessed scientist
12:00 <TheTiggier> *a
12:00 <TheTiggier> lol
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive hated him ever since Any Given Sunday
12:00 <Liinda> is ferris bueller on
12:00 <Liinda> ???
12:00 <couleurs> no Liinda, just mentioning our favourite movie
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> just like the last spidey obsessed scientist
12:00 <Liinda> oh, bugger :(
13:00 <Liinda> i love that movie
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow they really went a step further this movie
13:00 <couleurs> told u
13:00 <TheTiggier> no I mean spider-man obsessed
13:00 <Reptile> i know venom was in the last one
13:00 <TheTiggier> he has a wall of just spider-man stuff
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> what a homo
14:00 <Reptile> who?
14:00 <TheTiggier> anyways just see the movie
14:00 <TheTiggier> grab a shakeycam torrent
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill see it when its on tv
15:00 <couleurs> i'll see it never like all the other spider mens
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
16:00 <TheTiggier> on tv?
16:00 <TheTiggier> like dvd or foxtel demand?
16:00 <TheTiggier> or youtube tv
18:00 <Reptile> stop talking shit
18:00 <couleurs> boobtube tv
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont rent movies ever since civic video moved
23:00 <Reptile> they got those dvd stations now
24:00 <Liinda|away> they have this thing called the internet too :P
24:00 <couleurs> they got the internet now
24:00 <couleurs> wowwww
24:00 <Liinda> lol couleurs
24:00 <couleurs> Double Bourne
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea but sif watch movies on computer
25:00 <Liinda> no but u download them :P
25:00 <Reptile> whats good at movies at the moment anyway?
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive watched a couple on the laptop here and its so lame
25:00 <Excessive> is it like a crazy ppl's place Liinda? :P
25:00 <Reptile> i went and seen noah
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> n if u dl the wrong file type
25:00 <Liinda> yeah Excessive, its cray cray
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> u gotta fuck arounod changing it
25:00 <Liinda> ive never downloaded a bad one
25:00 <JimmyJack> i liked wolf creek 2
25:00 <couleurs> they have media players now 2
26:00 <JimmyJack> couleurs wouldn't though cause he's a fag
26:00 <Liinda> lol
26:00 <Liinda> couleurs wasn't a fag last night :P
26:00 <TheTiggier> there's no excuse
26:00 <TheTiggier> smart tvs have youtube
26:00 <JimmyJack> i pretend to be a fag, couleurs pretends not to be
26:00 <Reptile> i weouldnt mind going to see spiderman
26:00 <couleurs> thank u
26:00 <Liinda> LOOOOFIE
27:00 <Liinda> had anyonoe seen the lego movie
27:00 <Liinda> *has
27:00 <TheTiggier> everyone has
27:00 <Reptile> what about robocop?
27:00 <TheTiggier> robocop is crap
27:00 <Liinda> is it good?
27:00 <Loof> just check imdb
27:00 <Liinda> the old robocop is good
27:00 <Reptile> meh
27:00 <Loof> they're right most of the time i find
28:00 <Liinda> i want opinions from you guys
28:00 <Liinda> you rekon>
28:00 <Reptile> old rambo is good
28:00 <Liinda> *reckon
28:00 <TheTiggier> lego movie movie of the year
28:00 <TheTiggier> hands down
28:00 <TheTiggier> it's so good
28:00 <Maurice> I enjoyed the lego movie
28:00 <Reptile> fuckin awesome movie
28:00 <Maurice> But be warned
28:00 <Maurice> The song gets stuck in your head
28:00 <Liinda> thats what i said about mothans prophecy only because i thought it was the worst ive ever seen and wanted other ppl to experience what i did
28:00 <Liinda> oooh
29:00 <TheTiggier> it's seriously 1 of those movies that's just all about fun
29:00 <Loof> couleurs likes the sound of music, espcecially the part where she smells flowers
29:00 <Loof> it makes him feel all pretty
29:00 <Loof> often he watches it in his mothers undies
29:00 <TheTiggier> it's like the creators had a blast
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> lego movie looks so fun
30:00 <Lumeah> it is
30:00 <Lumeah> go see it
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> since im a legomation fan of Keshen8's
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw
31:00 <TheTiggier> my favourite is the wizard
31:00 <Sponge> lego movie is on piratebay
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> cbf
31:00 <Reptile> have u seen sly in those movies rocky etc
31:00 <Sponge> i can excusively reveal that tonight
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lego movie just rips of legomation people like Keshen8
31:00 <TheTiggier> no it doesn't
31:00 <Sponge> legomation was made by australians in australia
31:00 <TheTiggier> does no such thing
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes it does
31:00 <Sponge> and entirely australian production
31:00 <Sponge> we are proud lego making austraians
31:00 <Reptile> especially dolph ludgren they used hardcore steroids back then ey 
31:00 <Loof> that would be interesting if i was 5
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> legomation comedy is so popular they made a movie based on it
32:00 <couleurs> i'm a pirate 
32:00 <Liinda> legos fucking hurt if you stepon one
33:00 <Sponge> Liinda in australia there is no plural of lego
33:00 <Sponge> one lego m, many lego
33:00 <Sponge> that's an american thing
33:00 <Sponge> please don''t destroy our fine australian culture
33:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQEmaj9C6ko
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boards of Canada - Everything You Do is a Balloon (Jan 27, 2008) 7:01 - Category: Music - 4,210,235 views - 27,130 likes (98.5%), 409 dislikes (1.5%)
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> what culture?
33:00 <Liinda> im wog, i tur everything into plurals :P
33:00 <couleurs> u bloodey rippa
34:00 <Liinda> omgs
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> especially breast
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
34:00 <Liinda> hahaha
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
34:00 <Liinda> beehhh
34:00 <beehhh> aggresive brain tumor
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
34:00 <beehhh> hi mamma
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
34:00 <Sponge> i'm sorry to hear that beehhh
34:00 <beehhh> it's ok didnt happen yesterday
35:00 <Liinda> who has a tumour
35:00 <beehhh> blend nuts n spices together
35:00 <Liinda> arnold says its not a tumour
35:00 <Loof> Everything you do is a balloon <- dont even need to look at that song to tell it's shit and that zade is a fucktard
35:00 <beehhh> hahaha Liinda ur hilarious
35:00 <Liinda> ;)
35:00 <beehhh> im a fan of adam sandler
36:00 <Sponge> he's got a neew movie beehhh
36:00 <Sponge> not to be missed
36:00 <Lumeah> i like adam sandler aswell
36:00 <TheTiggier> a new movie every year
36:00 <Liinda> Adam Sandler is awesome
36:00 <Lumeah> yups
36:00 <TheTiggier> grown ups 2 was good
36:00 <Lumeah> 50 first dates
36:00 <Liinda> he always has wahtshis name in every movie of his
36:00 <TheTiggier> many of his movies are pretty meh tho
36:00 <Lumeah> yeah his mates
36:00 <Lumeah> lol
36:00 <Liinda> yeh love it
37:00 <TheTiggier> steve bushini?
37:00 <Lumeah> they all have messaages
37:00 <TheTiggier> or whoever?
37:00 <TheTiggier> buschemi
37:00 <Sponge> adam only has his friends in his movies
37:00 <TheTiggier> -h
37:00 <Sponge> he don't have to work with nobody he don't like
38:00 <Sponge> he's the king of holllywooood
38:00 <Lumeah> good on him
39:00 <beehhh> i might end up in alaska
39:00 <beehhh> celery carrot honey and flax seed
40:00 <beehhh> flex
41:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1452220_10200561697559540_819187965_n.jpg
41:00 <couleurs> merry xmas !
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> every adam sandler movie is basically the same
42:00 <couleurs> adam sandler is the worst
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> he sits doen and he goes hmm how will i get the girl in this movie
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> lets waste millions of dollars so a jew can get a nice caucasian girl in a movie
43:00 <TheTiggier> wb Mew
44:00 <couleurs> and the worst thing is he thinks he's funny
44:00 <Liinda> i like his movies
44:00 <couleurs> :o
44:00 <TheTiggier> chris rock is funn
44:00 <Liinda> they are predictable but they are still funny
44:00 <TheTiggier> y
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like 50 first dates
44:00 <TheTiggier> best comedian
44:00 <Liinda> my fave movie will always be Super troopers
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> srs
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> fav comedy?
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> or all time fav movie
45:00 <TheTiggier> they started on the sequel to super troopers recently
45:00 <TheTiggier> wb DemonsRun
45:00 <TheTiggier> again
45:00 <DemonsRun> Ty again
45:00 <TheTiggier> we're discussing comedies
45:00 <Mew> meow
46:00 <Liinda> hai DemonsRun
46:00 <TheTiggier> my fav is spaceballs
46:00 <DemonsRun> Hi
46:00 <Liinda> lol
46:00 <TheTiggier> such a great spoof movie
46:00 <beehhh> im going to watch amazing spiderman 2morrw
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> but so hated when it came out
46:00 <Mew> mmmm spoof
46:00 <Liinda> lmfao
47:00 <TheTiggier> lol
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> TheTiggier r u a chubby chaser?
47:00 <TheTiggier> uhh
47:00 <TheTiggier> depends
47:00 <partay> Mew youre all talk
47:00 <DemonsRun> Mew: You horny bitch lol
47:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg mew
47:00 <Mew> he said spoof!
48:00 <TheTiggier> whether they're cute n what not
48:00 <DemonsRun> beehhh: No one wants to see your butt fucking ugly ass face
48:00 <partay> beehhh do you have down syndrome ?
49:00 <beehhh> i had 10lts of wine before taken that
49:00 <beehhh> now going thru a detox
49:00 <DemonsRun> That's it
49:00 <Mew> you dont look dead
49:00 <Mew> but you should be
49:00 <DemonsRun> Putting every retard on ignore
49:00 <beehhh> ty dexter
50:00 <partay> beehhh you also take immense amounts of shit 
50:00 <partay> talk*
50:00 <beehhh> http://oi61.tinypic.com/5ck175.jpg
50:00 <beehhh> i have man boobs
51:00 <Mew> mewbs
51:00 <DemonsRun> Ima call him
51:00 <DemonsRun> The taxi driver
52:00 <partay> 10lts of wine = 84 glasses of wine... I call total and utter shit 
52:00 <DemonsRun> partay: He never said he drank it
52:00 <partay> Mew bewbs k go
52:00 <DemonsRun> Too stupid to know how to use a cup
52:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
53:00 <Mew> beehhh stop making everyone leave
53:00 <Liinda> happy belated birthday beehhh
54:00 <partay> lol
55:00 <TheTiggier> http://i.imgur.com/wa94B.jpg
55:00 <Mew> nice
56:00 <Mew> perf boobies 
56:00 <TheTiggier> lol
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> not bad
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> but not perky, just rounod
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> round*
59:00 <couleurs> that's a big toilet
06:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFeCqq5zmPk
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Northeast Party House // The Haunted (Mar 15, 2014) 4:09 - Category: Music - 9,967 views - 73 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
09:00 <TheTiggier> http://i.imgur.com/y2Fwb.jpg
10:00 <TheTiggier> http://i.imgur.com/Ba6gr.jpg
10:00 <beehhh> TheTiggier is that a pic of DemonsRun
11:00 <TheTiggier> no
12:00 <doctor> what are those things?
13:00 <couleurs> broobs!!!!!!!
13:00 <doctor> they are descusting. remove them from here immediately!
13:00 <TheTiggier> http://i.imgur.com/ERlkp.jpg
14:00 <TheTiggier> lol the asian in the back
16:00 <TheTiggier> http://i.imgur.com/M5t1h.jpg
17:00 <doctor> ENOUGHT! for the love of god, enought
18:00 <doctor> you win this battle, who ever you are, but the war isn't over...
18:00 <beehhh> troy buswell was jinxed(spkied) at a rsl club only i figured it out
18:00 <beehhh> btw u & I doc
18:00 <beehhh> Greens are aggresive in WA
19:00 <doctor> I've got good ol' troy in my back pocket
19:00 <doctor> No need to worry about those Greens, they're their own worst enemies
21:00 <beehhh> they will be in power soon
22:00 <couleurs> eat your greenz n beenz
22:00 <doctor> They're the kind who only seem to do any good when they're not in power
22:00 <beehhh> this agent i come across only reps tassie dont reps darwin
24:00 <beehhh> bbblblblblblb
25:00 <beehhh> who lives in hobart?
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