// #melbourne — 2014-05-08
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11:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> *hopes its dick pic hopes its dick pic*
11:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
11:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> put that on my timeline johninja
11:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's mums bday today
11:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> be funny as FUCK
11:05:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
11:05:00 <PandasDontDrive> Cage - Agent Orange
11:05:00 <johninja> oh cool
11:05:00 <johninja> happy birthday pandamom
11:06:00 <johninja> angel is ircing with me lol
11:06:00 <johninja> (keep it pg)
11:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
11:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmaoz
11:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> im fbing a lady i dunno but she's cool
11:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
11:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz i wrote this verse because of this madeline chick ino
11:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> got cage - you never knew me
11:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> or some shit
11:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> love it
11:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> stuck in my head so wrote a verse in his style n tagged her, sucka
11:26:00 <johninja> Shadowgate lol
11:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> peace out johninja, simba
11:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta go tram to town see this movie
11:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> n go antiquing
11:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
11:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD bbl
11:34:00 <johninja> pce
11:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> now dressed lol pz
11:45:00 <fawks> fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
11:51:00 <johninja> hhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg
11:52:00 <fawks> lol
11:52:00 <druff> .
12:02:00 <Pieter> greatness has come along to make this place less stupid
12:11:00 <johninja> RIP piet
12:11:00 <johninja> another fuckwit will rise to fill the void
12:18:00 <johninja> hi doctor
12:19:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/q74/s720x720/10173546_10152016624572234_43880536292383186_n.jpg
12:28:00 <druff> good idea
12:44:00 <johninja> hi omfgbbqhax
12:44:00 <omfgbbqhax> probably
12:44:00 <omfgbbqhax> where did u go yesterday
12:44:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
12:45:00 <omfgbbqhax> did u get your bruising?
12:50:00 <omfgbbqhax> no?
12:52:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmm
12:54:00 <druff> did someone get owned?
12:57:00 <omfgbbqhax> soooooooooooo
12:57:00 <omfgbbqhax> this is always fun
12:58:00 <omfgbbqhax> boobs
12:58:00 <johninja> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/p480x480/10170889_664462313627583_1213034057862236393_n.jpg
12:58:00 <johninja> lol
12:58:00 <johninja> no i did not
12:58:00 <omfgbbqhax> sure sure
12:59:00 <omfgbbqhax> i will ask mel later
12:59:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am drinking bundy
12:59:00 <omfgbbqhax> waiting for the ex to come get miley
13:00:00 <omfgbbqhax> bundy is actually making me feel better
13:00:00 <omfgbbqhax> where as captain morgan didnt
13:00:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmm
13:00:00 <johninja> i got some spiced bundy the other day
13:00:00 <johninja> not bad
13:00:00 <johninja> was on special
13:00:00 <omfgbbqhax> captain?
13:00:00 <johninja> nah captain was 40
13:00:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
13:01:00 <johninja> it was 35
13:01:00 <omfgbbqhax> cheapskate
13:01:00 <johninja> so i was like fuck it
13:01:00 <johninja> spend all me cash on pregnancy tests
13:01:00 <johninja> i'm still not knocked up "(
13:01:00 <omfgbbqhax> and is that what mel got drunk off the other day
13:01:00 <johninja> we have been trying so hard
13:01:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
13:01:00 <omfgbbqhax> another baby already?
13:01:00 <johninja> nah she don't drink sprits
13:02:00 <omfgbbqhax> the ex asked me last night if i want to have another baby with her
13:02:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
13:02:00 <omfgbbqhax> need a new tv john?
13:02:00 <omfgbbqhax> have a baby and get the plasma bonus
13:03:00 <omfgbbqhax> i tried to get preggaz for years i think i am finally going to give birth
13:03:00 <omfgbbqhax> belly is getting huge
13:10:00 <johninja> lol
13:10:00 <druff> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_W_xLWtNa0
13:10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shy Ronnie 2: Ronnie and Clyde (feat. Rihanna) (May 12, 2011) 2:54 - Category: - 42,186,044 views - 210,774 likes (97.9%), 4,488 dislikes (2.1%)
13:10:00 <johninja> yeh a new tv would be nice
13:11:00 <johninja> no baby bonus nymore :(
13:11:00 <druff> dafuq
13:11:00 <druff> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB9JjmduDq8
13:11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ali G - Who wants to win an Ounce - YouTube (Mar 30, 2012) 3:25 - Category: - 10,687 views - 31 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
13:12:00 <druff> thats better
13:27:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmm
13:28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lumeah
13:28:00 <omfgbbqhax> hi
13:28:00 <Lumeah> Hey babe
13:28:00 <omfgbbqhax> whats happening
13:29:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am watching dora, drinking bundy, waiting for the ex
13:29:00 <Lumeah> Pieter Piety Piety :p
13:29:00 <Lumeah> Having lunch.
13:29:00 <Lumeah> Ahh...
13:29:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
13:29:00 <omfgbbqhax> fun life
13:29:00 <Lumeah> Did u argue with her?
13:29:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah all is good for the moment
13:30:00 <omfgbbqhax> might even get sex this weekend
13:30:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
13:31:00 <omfgbbqhax> and i did say "might"
13:31:00 <omfgbbqhax> SO PROBABLY NOT
13:31:00 <omfgbbqhax> ooops caps
13:32:00 <omfgbbqhax> entertain me
13:32:00 <omfgbbqhax> dora is driving me crazy
13:33:00 <Lumeah> Fuck dora.
13:33:00 <omfgbbqhax> i would but she is not real
13:33:00 <omfgbbqhax> and looks too young
13:33:00 <Lumeah> Lol
13:33:00 <Lumeah> Ok.
13:34:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont like girls younger than at least 22
13:34:00 <Lumeah> Ok..
13:34:00 <omfgbbqhax> 10 years difference is ok
13:34:00 <Lumeah> Yeah.
13:34:00 <omfgbbqhax> i was dating a 17yo when i was 20
13:34:00 <omfgbbqhax> was shit
13:34:00 <omfgbbqhax> her dad was my boss
13:35:00 <omfgbbqhax> and i was always out clubbing
13:35:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
13:35:00 <Lumeah> Omg.....
13:35:00 <cYbR> I dated a 12 year old
13:35:00 <cYbR> of course, I was 13.
13:35:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey he told me i had his consent to sleep with his daughter
13:35:00 <Lumeah> When u where 12?
13:35:00 <omfgbbqhax> he loved me cause everytime i came to his house i brought beer
13:36:00 <johninja> dix
13:36:00 <omfgbbqhax> u love dix
13:36:00 <omfgbbqhax> yay miley fell asleep
13:36:00 <omfgbbqhax> i can turn off dora
13:36:00 <Lumeah> Lol i had a bf when i was 12..but he wasn't as dirty as me.
13:36:00 <cYbR> the receptionist at my work left :( new one is fat
13:36:00 <cYbR> lol Lumeah
13:36:00 <omfgbbqhax> ha ha ha i went to mileys childcare before and was hitting on the girl in charge
13:36:00 <Lumeah> Awwwwww poor baby
13:37:00 <cYbR> you were dirty at 12? From playing in the mud right
13:37:00 <omfgbbqhax> she asked me on a date a few weeks back
13:37:00 <omfgbbqhax> but i dont know if i should
13:37:00 <omfgbbqhax> cause if things go bad i still have to see her every week
13:37:00 <cYbR> just do it
13:38:00 <omfgbbqhax> floss every day
13:38:00 <Floss> right on
13:38:00 <Floss> *do floss every day
13:38:00 <simba> dont get back with ur ex
13:38:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have the new air floss machine
13:39:00 <omfgbbqhax> simba but she loves cock
13:39:00 <omfgbbqhax> and never says no
13:39:00 <Floss> meh prob wont work as well as floss
13:39:00 <omfgbbqhax> the other girl i have to date and wait to see if i get a root
13:39:00 <Floss> wont go subgingival
13:39:00 <simba> but youd probably still be with her if she was anything more than a girl who loved cock right
13:39:00 <simba> you probably need more than that
13:39:00 <cYbR> i'd be happy with that tbh
13:40:00 <omfgbbqhax> and she loves anal
13:40:00 <Floss> i get hungry jacks tonight
13:40:00 <Lumeah> What was i this morning?
13:40:00 <omfgbbqhax> did u get sex lumeah
13:40:00 <Floss> coz i ate all my vegetables last night
13:40:00 <simba> maybe for six months cYbR
13:40:00 <cYbR> ehhh you're right. Had a cock-hungry gf, it got old realll quick
13:41:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
13:41:00 <simba> especially if u have a kid u need to be raising.. u cant be actin like an 18 year old
13:41:00 <Lumeah> Cyber..
13:41:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh who with?
13:41:00 <omfgbbqhax> simba?
13:41:00 <Lumeah> ITS NOT REAL.
13:41:00 <Floss> lol
13:41:00 <simba> ?
13:41:00 <cYbR> what's not real?
13:41:00 <Floss> ITS JUST LETTERS
13:42:00 <omfgbbqhax> i cant type and beat off Lumeah
13:42:00 <cYbR> I aint got a kid to be raising... I can act 18 all I want simba :3
13:42:00 <Lumeah> Nun your business
13:42:00 <simba> yeah but omfgbbqhax does
13:42:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have a kid
13:42:00 <Floss> i have a dog
13:42:00 <Floss> same thing
13:42:00 <simba> doin it for the kids
13:42:00 <Floss> both live in cages
13:43:00 <simba> i dont know how your parents raised you but kids shouldnt be kept in cages
13:43:00 <omfgbbqhax> i ony broke up with the ex because we were arguing infront of the kids
13:43:00 <omfgbbqhax> and i cant handle that
13:43:00 <Floss> its not just a cage simba, im not a complete bastard
13:43:00 <omfgbbqhax> so we decided to go our own ways
13:43:00 <Floss> it has a run also
13:43:00 <omfgbbqhax> we still do stuff as a family
13:43:00 <simba> ur a run
13:44:00 <omfgbbqhax> and spend most weekends together as a family
13:44:00 <Lumeah> Lol to bad.....
13:44:00 <Lumeah> Byes.
13:44:00 <Floss> my dog gets treated like a god lol
13:44:00 <Floss> she would be so pissed if i got preggo
13:44:00 <omfgbbqhax> some girls like to be in a cage
13:44:00 <simba> dogs are hell annoying
13:44:00 <Floss> nah shes a champ
13:46:00 <Floss> http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p38/SeaBreezeBeauty/20140409_195827_LLS_zps4624e49c.jpg
13:47:00 <simba> lol
13:47:00 <simba> nice dog
13:47:00 <simba> we had 1 like that
13:47:00 <simba> i think it was a shitzu maltese
13:47:00 <simba> cross
13:47:00 <simba> the runt
13:47:00 <simba> like literally the runt of the litter i mean
13:47:00 <Floss> mines maltesexpoodle
13:47:00 <Floss> yeah i think mine was too shes quite small
13:47:00 <Floss> but shes a tough cunt
13:48:00 <simba> RIP dog
13:50:00 <simba> wb deeldose
13:53:00 <deeldose> ty mate whats crackin
13:53:00 <deeldose> where u ever into nirvana http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TykpudHg69k
13:53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nirvana Unplugged Subtitulos Español + Ensayos (This video contains content that has been decided to block it in your country.) - - -
13:53:00 <deeldose> used to love that so much
13:54:00 <simba> yeah man my bloody nickname had nirvana in it
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13:55:00 <simba> lmao
13:55:00 <deeldose> lol
13:55:00 <deeldose> i used to learn their songs on guitar too cos were easy
13:55:00 <deeldose> almost all bar chords
13:55:00 <simba> me 2
13:55:00 <simba> come as you are is like the first thing you teach yourself
13:55:00 <deeldose> then people thought u were awesome cos u could play nirvana
13:55:00 <simba> and the vines?
13:55:00 <simba> i loved playing their stuff
13:56:00 <deeldose> i wasnt playing much when they were popular but liked theirs too
13:56:00 <deeldose> made me want to get really drunk
13:56:00 <deeldose> when watching the lead singer rolling around
13:56:00 <simba> that was a proper rock band
13:56:00 <deeldose> yeah was fun times
13:58:00 <deeldose> wonder what would have happened if kurt cobain never died
13:58:00 <deeldose> dave ghrol sure ended up kicking arse without him anyway, like people who were saying he was justa noob
13:58:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t31.0-8/10015128_241545896037267_9179421034913316316_o.jpg <---I took a picture of my brunch
13:59:00 <simba> they look dank
13:59:00 <The_Baron> coz it is
13:59:00 <simba> imagine if kurt went the opposite way and started a band he played drums in
14:00:00 <The_Baron> hmm
14:00:00 <deeldose> itd prob be terribad unless he practised heaps
14:01:00 <cYbR> The_Baron, mind if I join you for lunch C:
14:01:00 <The_Baron> ALL MINE
14:01:00 <The_Baron> :P
14:02:00 <deeldose> it looks like it would smell awesome
14:02:00 <The_Baron> it smells like diesel and skunk
14:02:00 <cYbR> damn, I'm super keen to a cone or three
14:02:00 <The_Baron> it's an evil smell really
14:02:00 <cYbR> *for a
14:02:00 <The_Baron> it's good to have mates who also grow
14:02:00 <The_Baron> :D
14:03:00 <cYbR> aw nice. I got a grow setup but I haven't put it into action yet
14:03:00 <The_Baron> I wish I could grow proper indoor here
14:03:00 <The_Baron> damn being in a rental
14:04:00 <cYbR> I've got a gutted fridge, carbon odour filter, LED grow lights, auto feeder, seeds... just need to motivation
14:04:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
14:04:00 <The_Baron> the motivation should be cheap homegrown
14:04:00 <The_Baron> (it aint free really when u gotta pay for nutes and leccy)
14:04:00 <cYbR> my housemate has to not know about it
14:04:00 <The_Baron> see I live in qld
14:05:00 <deeldose> is it possible to grow magic mushies
14:05:00 <The_Baron> way I found is good here is I just keep a few plants growing under a few energy saver lamps
14:05:00 <deeldose> or are they only in the wild
14:05:00 <The_Baron> and then I bud em outdoor
14:05:00 <The_Baron> deeldose, yeah u can grow em indoors shrooms
14:05:00 <The_Baron> but it's tricky
14:05:00 <cYbR> deeldose, you buy spores in cotton wool. wet it and it starts growing
14:05:00 <The_Baron> need to make sure every surface is full sterilised
14:05:00 <The_Baron> just one bit of red mold and it's fucked
14:05:00 <cYbR> yeah mould fucks it up big time
14:06:00 <deeldose> can ingesting the mould fuck u up too
14:06:00 <The_Baron> not in a good way
14:06:00 <deeldose> like aspergilus and stuff
14:06:00 <The_Baron> :P
14:06:00 <cYbR> the trick is to do all the shroom growing inide big cake tupperware containers sprayed with antimould
14:06:00 <deeldose> like that dirty mould that can live in aeoribic environments and own people
14:06:00 <cYbR> if you want easy home made psychedelics though, make DMT
14:06:00 <cYbR> much simpler
14:07:00 <deeldose> or maybe thats a fungus
14:07:00 <cYbR> done in an afternoon too
14:07:00 <deeldose> i still wanna try that
14:07:00 <cYbR> bloody amazing
14:07:00 <deeldose> id buy it if i could get it
14:07:00 <The_Baron> I personally found using hydrogen peroxide for sterilising equipment the best
14:07:00 <cYbR> ill mail you some...
14:07:00 <cYbR> pay me in dogecoins :P
14:08:00 <deeldose> sweet maybe we can im not in melb tho
14:08:00 <cYbR> neither, nsw here
14:08:00 <cYbR> should probs organise that in PM XD
14:09:00 <deeldose> yeah i did already
14:09:00 <The_Baron> oh if u got spores for like blue meanies (stuff like suborogaenesia or P. Australiana or any wood chip lover) then they are a CUNT to do indoors
14:09:00 <The_Baron> with the tropical varieties like cubensis u just gotta make sure it's 26C temps
14:09:00 <The_Baron> but the meanies won't start until it reaches 9C
14:10:00 <The_Baron> they are fiddly
14:11:00 <deeldose> sounds hard cos shrooms arnt that expensive if u can get them either are they?
14:11:00 <cYbR> I wish silk road was still a thing
14:12:00 <The_Baron> yeah it aint expensive at all
14:12:00 <The_Baron> personally I will never grow shrooms again
14:12:00 <The_Baron> I got well fucked up last time I did that
14:13:00 <cYbR> really? do tell
14:14:00 <The_Baron> what's there to tell
14:15:00 <The_Baron> when u got access to unlimited amounts of psychaedelics
14:15:00 <The_Baron> u tend to overuse them
14:15:00 <The_Baron> then swap them for other drugs
14:15:00 <The_Baron> then overuse them
14:15:00 <The_Baron> and the cycle continues
14:15:00 <The_Baron> till u go "what's a what?"
14:15:00 <johninja> hey The_Baron
14:16:00 <The_Baron> hey john
14:16:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t31.0-8/10015128_241545896037267_9179421034913316316_o.jpg
14:16:00 <The_Baron> did ya see this?
14:16:00 <The_Baron> :P
14:16:00 <johninja> juicy!
14:16:00 <cYbR> LOL
14:16:00 <cYbR> whats a what
14:17:00 <cYbR> I know that feel
14:17:00 <The_Baron> yeah my mate is finally pumping out a heap of this shit again
14:18:00 <The_Baron> but yeah cybr, these days, I just take it easy
14:18:00 <The_Baron> some good ganj does me fine
14:18:00 <cYbR> same. I haven't even touched weed in months
14:18:00 <cYbR> 5 months actually
14:18:00 <cYbR> did LSD recently, ended up taking my snake with to mcdonalds to buy hashbrowns at 4 in the morning
14:18:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha
14:19:00 <The_Baron> I did LSD recently
14:19:00 <cYbR> funniest part was, I wasn't the most smashed person there, by far
14:19:00 <The_Baron> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/s160x160/1157664_10152451033229048_2796654096271737948_n.jpg
14:19:00 <The_Baron> and it was FUN
14:20:00 <simba> nice
14:20:00 <simba> i miss acid
14:20:00 <The_Baron> though the party before last, was the best
14:21:00 <The_Baron> this older dude who usually comes to our parties
14:21:00 <The_Baron> he dropped some of the best liquid I've had in 9 years
14:21:00 <The_Baron> proper clearlight style shit
14:23:00 <The_Baron> 300 micrograms of that was like "ohyeah, I remember what proper is like now again"
14:25:00 <simba> can you mail me some
14:26:00 <The_Baron> well the liquid no, he refuses to sell it, he only gives it away
14:26:00 <The_Baron> but tabs
14:26:00 <The_Baron> that wouldn't a too much of a prob
14:27:00 <simba> idk where to get tabs any more
14:27:00 <simba> pingers is ok but they suck now.......
14:28:00 <The_Baron> yeah I don't bother with them no more myself
14:28:00 <The_Baron> utter rubbish 99% of them
14:28:00 <The_Baron> and the only good ones are the ones some dude has brought with his bunghole from the dam or something anyway
14:28:00 <The_Baron> and then that shit is like 40-50 a pill now
14:29:00 <simba> lol
14:29:00 <simba> these playboy ones have been around a lot this year
14:29:00 <simba> i tried them but it wasnt that gr8
14:30:00 <simba> actually i watched a game of footy mostly
14:30:00 <simba> lmao
14:30:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
14:30:00 <The_Baron> if u can still keep ur eyes focused, then it must be mneh
14:31:00 <simba> yeah that was one thing we spoke about... that flickering your eyes would constantly do is gone, i think that was from the shit in it that youd prefer not to be in it
14:31:00 <The_Baron> nah when 5htp releases quickly there is always gonna be eye wiggling
14:32:00 <The_Baron> though with the crystal MDMA, i find it more subtle than with shit that is combo's with other MD's
14:32:00 <The_Baron> though best pills I ever had the old white hearts back in 2002
14:32:00 <The_Baron> those were lab tested at 100mg MDMA 80mg MDMA at 89% purity
14:32:00 <The_Baron> I mean 80mg MDA
14:33:00 <simba> pink hearts i think they were the first ones i had
14:33:00 <The_Baron> the thick ones that were shaped like a heart?
14:34:00 <simba> nah just a heart as the inscription like
14:34:00 <simba> we had these "hockey puck" pills at some point
14:34:00 <simba> they were a bit bigger than normal
14:34:00 <simba> but never saw heart shaped or anything
14:35:00 <The_Baron> aah k
14:35:00 <The_Baron> yeah I think I seen those
14:35:00 <The_Baron> I found near every heart or dove press back in the day was good though
14:35:00 <The_Baron> hell mid 90's to early 00's rarely got a shit pinger
14:37:00 <deeldose> i think i had one of those dove ones
14:38:00 <The_Baron> loved the ol doves
14:38:00 <deeldose> did u have ketamine b4
14:39:00 <The_Baron> yeah never liked it on it's own
14:39:00 <The_Baron> it mixes well with other shit though
14:39:00 <The_Baron> like acid or MD**
14:39:00 <The_Baron> actually last batch of super wow pills I ever got had a K in em as well
14:39:00 <The_Baron> the green UK's
14:39:00 <The_Baron> they were massive pingers
14:40:00 <The_Baron> back in 2007 that was
14:41:00 <The_Baron> they had also been lab tested with 100mg MDMA 100mg MDA and 100mg K
14:41:00 <The_Baron> only gave a 3 hour rush, but it was DEEP n HEAVY
14:44:00 <xm> my favourite eccies were the ones made directly from the CIA itself with the official CIA imprinting, so we'd know which ones to buy to support their covert military operations
14:44:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
14:44:00 <xm> 'mate i had 4 eagles last night'
14:45:00 <xm> 'i was sooooooarin;
14:45:00 <The_Baron> SKAWK
14:47:00 <xm> if only piet did ecstasy instead. he'd tell everyone else how sexy they are instead of himself
14:47:00 <xm> a shame
14:48:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha
14:49:00 <Serenity> hahaha
14:49:00 <xm> they say people never stop being an addict; they either remain with their current vice or move over to another one
14:49:00 <xm> so im all for piet changing to E's
14:49:00 <xm> he needs a second opinion from the medical world
14:49:00 <Serenity> ive been watching meth and crack docos on youtube since last night
14:50:00 <Serenity> made me feel sad
14:50:00 <xm> so he needs to change doctors (himself to another)
14:50:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
14:50:00 <xm> yeah, they are sad
14:50:00 <xm> if they came from a really, really bad family you would hold back on lecturing them
14:50:00 <xm> but it's clear that stebs is decent so im sure theyve tried nearly everything
14:50:00 <Serenity> most of the people in these clips arent from bad families
14:50:00 <Serenity> thats whats confusing
14:50:00 <xm> so piet will need some sort of radical intervention
14:50:00 <xm> i know
14:51:00 <Serenity> i dont understand how someone with a good back ground lets this happen
14:51:00 <xm> even Christian support groups for these families say to stay away from these addicts at times
14:51:00 <deeldose> was it that meth doco with the guy with long hair who looked liek a surfie in it?
14:51:00 <Serenity> no
14:51:00 <xm> what certain hippies dont get about being lovey dovey and supportive of these addicts is that they are psychic vampires
14:52:00 <xm> i think lumeah has only dealt with a few syringes here and there in the garden, or dealt with peace loving hippies on LSD in the 60's
14:52:00 <Doodle> i wish i was a psychic vampire
14:52:00 <deeldose> and after a few years on meth people looke like skeletor
14:52:00 <xm> it's people who know what the very low rungs of society are like that are more wary of them
14:52:00 <Serenity> i watched this woman this morning get pregnant from whoring herself for crack
14:52:00 <Doodle> be funny if it made them sound like skeletor too
14:52:00 <deeldose> at least even if u just smoke too much weed or drink too much theres a decent chance u can still look normal
14:53:00 <xm> but ive only seen two docos on meth addicts
14:53:00 <xm> i should really watch them all
14:53:00 <Serenity> and continue smoking crack through her pregnancy.. give birth to a crack addicted baby then walk out of the hospital without her baby because child services took it as soon as it was born
14:53:00 <Serenity> sad.
14:53:00 <deeldose> was its brain ok
14:53:00 <xm> i also dont get why melb seems to have so many of these ice addicts?
14:53:00 <Serenity> they didnt say much about the baby deeldose just that it had jumpy muscles and movements?
14:53:00 <Serenity> i guess thats damage from the crack?
14:53:00 <deeldose> wonder if it was able to recover ok
14:54:00 <deeldose> http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/ThugEinstein-22405.jpg
14:54:00 <The_Baron> I don't get how anyone can afford to have a decent ice addiction in this country
14:55:00 <The_Baron> I mean ffs it's 500-700 a gram
14:55:00 <Serenity> is ice meth?
14:55:00 <The_Baron> and 80-100 bucks just for a point
14:55:00 <The_Baron> yes ice is meth
14:55:00 <deeldose> yeah
14:56:00 <Serenity> well i know for a fact it doesnt cost that here and thats why people are using it
14:56:00 <Serenity> because its cheap
14:56:00 <xm> dont they have ice as if it were tea in places like North Korea?
14:56:00 <The_Baron> wha?
14:56:00 <xm> in some places
14:56:00 <The_Baron> ice cheaper in perth?
14:56:00 <Serenity> high school kid are dealing it over weed.
14:57:00 <The_Baron> that makes no sense, W.A is known for being the most expensive place for anything like that usually
14:57:00 <Serenity> now i sound like beehhh
14:57:00 <Serenity> high school kid
14:57:00 <xm> people dont come to WA for the mining jobs, it's the cheap ice
14:58:00 <xm> it drives up everything
14:58:00 <Serenity> lol
14:58:00 <xm> food, housing prices, rent
14:58:00 <Serenity> my old high school in bunbury is riddled with the shit
14:58:00 <The_Baron> hahahha
14:58:00 <Serenity> you can go and buy meth but you cant get a bag of weed
14:58:00 <Doodle> sounds horrible
14:58:00 <The_Baron> that does
14:58:00 <Serenity> yeah its not pleasant
14:58:00 <The_Baron> though at least with lower prices, they don't need to thieve quite as much
14:58:00 <The_Baron> :P
14:59:00 <Serenity> glad i dont live there anymore the place is a hole
14:59:00 <The_Baron> like ppl here on the goldie, they LOVE It
14:59:00 <The_Baron> use heaps of it, even with the stupid prices
14:59:00 <Serenity> i dont get why people use it in the first place
14:59:00 <Serenity> its quite clear what it does to people
15:00:00 <The_Baron> well the reason is it's highly addictive
15:00:00 <The_Baron> that kinda shit is all instant gratification
15:00:00 <The_Baron> u take a hit, in seconds the dopamine rushes like crazy
15:00:00 <Serenity> what i mean is why use it in the very first place
15:00:00 <simba> people use drugs to get high!
15:00:00 <Serenity> of all the drugs why meth
15:00:00 <Serenity> when you can see what it does
15:01:00 <The_Baron> coz of that allure of it being so illicit
15:01:00 <simba> and some people arent as educated as you and i, they dont see meth as a horror, they just see it as a mad way to get high
15:01:00 <The_Baron> and in the drug community, it hasn't got the stigma of heroin
15:01:00 <The_Baron> even though it is far worse
15:01:00 <Serenity> i think its weak as piss people tbh
15:01:00 <The_Baron> however, yeah most ppl (like me) have or will fuck out on the shit
15:02:00 <The_Baron> but I got a few mates who are functional users
15:02:00 <Serenity> for now
15:02:00 <The_Baron> they hold jobs, they don't bother anyone, they just like to hit the pipe
15:02:00 <The_Baron> and yeah
15:02:00 <simba> i doubt anyone starts on meth, they couldve been drinkers or stoners that started abusing pills and then looked further, its just a natural progression
15:02:00 <xm> it seems to have a very high use in the gay community. i remember talking to a guy in the ward once who was awake for over a week, getting to two weeks i think. he was ranting a bit over how he's never let any guy top his ass
15:02:00 <The_Baron> well my one mate, he's been doing speed and meth for over 17 years straight now
15:02:00 <The_Baron> and he's pretty much all there
15:02:00 <xm> he'd*
15:03:00 <simba> lol xm that makes me think of screwss
15:03:00 <Serenity> was it piter xm?
15:03:00 <simba> pretty sure screwss is a gay junkie
15:03:00 <Serenity> he used to come on here after days and days awake ranting about how he can stay up for 2 weeks etc
15:03:00 <xm> is screwss gay?
15:03:00 <Serenity> he hasnt dont that for a while
15:03:00 <xm> i thought that was stuffz into the meth and weird stuff
15:03:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t31.0-8/10015128_241545896037267_9179421034913316316_o.jpg <---personally I will just stick to this
15:03:00 <xm> stuff has said the must bizarre things like he takes meth to deal with hetero urges
15:03:00 <simba> yeah sorry i meant stuffz
15:04:00 <xm> that's like the complete opposite reason why most gays do it
15:04:00 <simba> got them confused
15:04:00 <simba> one of those nutty s crewers
15:04:00 <xm> they take meth to overcome the guilt and go on with their gay meth marathon
15:04:00 <Serenity> oh i watched one on bathe salts as well
15:04:00 <Serenity> jeesh that shits a worry
15:04:00 <The_Baron> not for long
15:05:00 <The_Baron> it's already losing it's appeal in most party circles
15:05:00 <Serenity> bath*
15:05:00 <xm> id like to watch one on krokodil(?)
15:05:00 <xm> that's really scary stuff there
15:05:00 <Serenity> there was one of those as well but i didnt wach it
15:05:00 <Serenity> watch
15:05:00 <xm> the ultimate weight loss drug
15:05:00 <deeldose> they prob just think they wont get addicted
15:05:00 <deeldose> like how many people go out and plan to become a junkie or homeless?
15:06:00 <The_Baron> krokodil will never be a thing in australia at least
15:06:00 <The_Baron> there's too much decent heroin coming in from afghanistan now
15:06:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2FEPnY4rco
15:06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The World's Deadliest Drug: Inside a Krokodil Cookhouse (Dec 5, 2013) - Category: - 477,466 views - 489 likes (77.6%), 141 dislikes (22.4%)
15:07:00 <deeldose> jeebus i wonder what thats gonna be
15:07:00 <deeldose> cant see gotta sign in
15:07:00 <Serenity> it only goes for a few minutes
15:07:00 <xm> i'd just say that some started out as 'recreational users' but had some sort of genetic predisposition to getting hooked. others just pretty much gave up on life already and drugs are virtually a form of passive suicide -- except they didnt factor in how expensive it is and it's negative effects. when you get desperate you only think of the 'positivies'
15:08:00 <The_Baron> ^^
15:08:00 <deeldose> i saw this interesting thing too
15:08:00 <xm> its*
15:08:00 <The_Baron> I'm glad I love bud too much
15:08:00 <deeldose> http://www.ncl.ac.uk/press.office/press.release/item/a-gene-mutation-for-excessive-alcohol-drinking-found
15:08:00 <xm> positives*
15:08:00 <deeldose> so theres prob some for those drugs too
15:10:00 <Serenity> its so incredibly sad
15:10:00 <deeldose> yeah the world is pretty fucked
15:11:00 <Serenity> krokodil seems like a poor mans heroin?
15:11:00 <The_Baron> it is
15:12:00 <deeldose> http://i.imgur.com/WyTwc0m.jpg
15:12:00 <The_Baron> it's manufactured just like meth, they get codeine and heat it up with iodine and red phosphorous with Hcl
15:13:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsUH8llvTZo
15:13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Krokodil: Russia's Deadliest Drug (NSFW) (May 17, 2012) 25:16 - Category: - 7,744,640 views - 27,840 likes (92.4%), 2,294 dislikes (7.6%)
15:13:00 <druff> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGVYki-oyQ
15:13:00 <xm> you just triggered someone's highlights right there The_Baron i reckon
15:13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC - Trapped in the Drive-Thru [Official Music Video] (Apr 16, 2007) 11:08 - Category: - 28,068,656 views - 149,215 likes (95.9%), 6,402 dislikes (4.1%)
15:13:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FJNd007TqLg
15:13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snappie - De Kleine Krokodil (Mar 1, 2007) 2:15 - Category: - 15,690,312 views - 7,429 likes (76.4%), 2,298 dislikes (23.6%)
15:13:00 <xm> he may wake from his sumbler
15:13:00 <Serenity> yeah this woman was just crushing up like boxes of tablets
15:13:00 <xm> slumber*
15:13:00 <faux> sumbler
15:13:00 <The_Baron> hey Mew
15:13:00 <Mew> oh wtf
15:14:00 <Mew> theres a lady over here who does that with codeine
15:14:00 <Mew> i didnt know thats what it makes
15:14:00 <deeldose> do u reckon breaking bad helped to make meth more popular?
15:14:00 <Mew> she gets red phos cos she works with horses
15:14:00 <xm> in the same way everyone wanted to be a vet after watching A Country Practice
15:15:00 <faux> loooooooooooool
15:15:00 <simba> it clearly has put meth into households though
15:15:00 <simba> i mean the word meth
15:15:00 <simba> my fucking parents know what meth is
15:15:00 <simba> because of that show
15:15:00 <Serenity> never seen it
15:15:00 <Serenity> but pieter always tells me thats why i make fun of meth so...
15:15:00 <faux> same
15:16:00 <The_Baron> well the only problem with krokodil is not so much the active opiate
15:16:00 <xm> lol that's like a religious person saying read my Bible
15:16:00 <The_Baron> but the fact that it aint filtered properly
15:16:00 <simba> also because my sister made "fake meth" lollies one night how disturbing is that
15:16:00 <The_Baron> which leads to massive absesceses and such that rot away the flesh and muscle
15:16:00 <Mew> lmfao
15:16:00 <deeldose> i read the bible from cover to cover but didnt take it all in
15:17:00 <xm> simba, not that fake. lollies are bad for ya teeth
15:17:00 <xm> fake meth lollies: every dentist's nightmare
15:17:00 <simba> FML. fake meth lollies
15:18:00 <simba> today my dad walked in on me naked. FML.
15:18:00 <Mew> some friends took acid at my house one night n we were tripping balls sitting outside on the trampoline n mum walks out with a little square barbie sticker n says "who wants another one!!! hehehehe"
15:18:00 <deeldose> were u wanking or anything
15:19:00 <johninja> hey dd
15:19:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t31.0-8/10015128_241545896037267_9179421034913316316_o.jpg <---hey Mew not bad aye?
15:19:00 <johninja> you and me baby we were born too runnn
15:19:00 <deeldose> sup johninja whats been goin down
15:19:00 <Mew> oh you wanna play that game?
15:20:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
15:20:00 <The_Baron> this shit be just as good as any adelaide funk
15:20:00 <The_Baron> :P
15:20:00 <Serenity> holy crappp
15:21:00 <Serenity> peoples feet are falling off
15:21:00 <xm> kind shaped like a crab
15:21:00 <xm> kinda*
15:21:00 <Serenity> maybe thats what pieter did!
15:21:00 <The_Baron> oh yeah I see it too now xm
15:21:00 <The_Baron> and me being a Cancer too
15:21:00 <The_Baron> teehee
15:24:00 <faux> what date
15:25:00 <Doodle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ke-_nKHpDs
15:25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 15 MINUTES OF AXL ROSE ASKING FOR REGGAE (Jan 25, 2013) 15:00 - Category: - 198,428 views - 3,727 likes (98.3%), 66 dislikes (1.7%)
15:25:00 <Serenity> rofl!
15:25:00 <johninja> not much man
15:25:00 <Doodle> you know you want to
15:25:00 <johninja> just getting used to the new place etc
15:25:00 <Serenity> nooo im not watching it again
15:25:00 <Doodle> lol
15:26:00 <simba> that instantly made me think of that "epic sax guy" now i have the sax tune in my head
15:26:00 <Doodle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9pLzNoDblA
15:26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 1 hour of Axl Rose asking for some reggae (Mar 27, 2013) 59:32 - Category: - 27,641 views - 238 likes (96.7%), 8 dislikes (3.3%)
15:26:00 <johninja> how bout you dd?
15:28:00 <deeldose> nice yeah goin ok, nothin super exciting here ay
15:28:00 <xm> your reading for today The_Baron: "Today is the right day to take time off. Spend some time on your couch bonging it out -- you are a water sign after all. A business opportunity will knock on your door at 3am in the morning; do not be afraid to answer."
15:28:00 <simba> lol
15:29:00 <simba> like an import/export opportunity ie. a mate coming over with more green to import into ur lungs
15:30:00 <The_Baron> LOL xm
15:31:00 <FredFlinstone> arvoze peepoiders :)
15:33:00 <deeldose> if i record some stuff would u put in ur songs xm
15:33:00 <deeldose> i reckon could make a gnarly song out of some mantras
15:33:00 <deeldose> singing them like metal style
15:34:00 <xm> can we have a song where everyone does their best impersonation of 'it used to be a fucking pineapple' i love that line
15:34:00 <xm> best improv ever
15:34:00 <deeldose> have u got a vid of that
15:35:00 <xm> ive played it back heaps of times, clearly came up with it on the spot
15:35:00 <xm> ill link you later
15:35:00 <xm> but now
15:35:00 <xm> foodies
15:35:00 <deeldose> i dunno if ive seen i feel like ive failed life for not knowing it
15:47:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo I gotta like do shit and stuff bah
15:47:00 <The_Baron> l8r
15:49:00 <deeldose> but theyre ass pennies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO1Q7F23DxM
15:49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ass Pennies (Mar 24, 2012) 4:05 - Category: - 1,074,585 views - 13,355 likes (98%), 269 dislikes (2%)
15:54:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQ8PWYnu04
15:54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: World's Scariest Drug (Documentary Exclusive) (May 11, 2012) - Category: - 8,200,779 views - 41,439 likes (93.6%), 2,821 dislikes (6.4%)
15:56:00 <fawks> Is it sugar
15:57:00 <cYbR> o/
15:58:00 <fawks> Hello
15:58:00 <fawks> Manscaper
16:00:00 <cYbR> hey fawks lol
16:00:00 <cYbR> faux missed out on that
16:00:00 <Pyro-> hi all you mentally unstable freaks! .. how goes?
16:02:00 <deeldose> what if it was sex
16:04:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmm
16:04:00 <cYbR> wb
16:04:00 <johninja> onceeee i knewwww this kid whooo got into an accident and couldn't go to schooolll
16:05:00 <cYbR> are fawks and faux the same/somehow related person?
16:05:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
16:05:00 <omfgbbqhax> goold ol crash test dummies
16:06:00 <SexParlour> john died in a fire
16:06:00 <SexParlour> ninja faggot
16:08:00 <johninja> sounds like mendaldohn
16:08:00 <johninja> failed gambler
16:09:00 <SexParlour> no it isnt
16:09:00 <SexParlour> actually
16:09:00 <SexParlour> you fuckhead
16:11:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah u fuckhead
16:12:00 <Pyro-> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDkx1E0fCfU
16:12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hate commodores with chev badges (Nov 22, 2010) 2:43 - Category: - 171,590 views - 681 likes (95.8%), 30 dislikes (4.2%)
16:15:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/XGUk6BqGyao
16:15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cashmere Cat - Aurora [FLY009 - Feathers EP] (Feb 7, 2013) 3:34 - Category: - 41,618 views - 617 likes (99.4%), 4 dislikes (0.6%)
16:15:00 <SexParlour> simba
16:16:00 <SexParlour> cashmere cat is awesome live
16:16:00 <SexParlour> saw him in jan
16:17:00 <simba> nice 1
16:17:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/3rR83sKV35Q
16:18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bipolar - Maelstrom (Nov 8, 2012) 5:35 - Category: - 28,353 views - 325 likes (98.5%), 5 dislikes (1.5%)
16:18:00 <simba> that 1 is bad ass
16:20:00 <cYbR> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDVEHE10nHc
16:20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: EVE Online: Dominion Trailer (Nov 24, 2009) 3:48 - Category: - 1,532,671 views - 4,971 likes (97.6%), 122 dislikes (2.4%)
16:28:00 <deeldose> do u play eve
16:29:00 <FredFlinstone> oh its TheRon!!!!!!!!!!
16:29:00 <FredFlinstone> howdy mate
16:29:00 <TheRon> hows it
16:29:00 <FredFlinstone> good here what about there?
16:29:00 <deeldose> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrOpdZMssL0
16:29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: the big jobbie song (Oct 19, 2008) 4:53 - Category: - 37,447 views - 129 likes (91.5%), 12 dislikes (8.5%)
16:29:00 <TheRon> not bad not bad
16:30:00 <FredFlinstone> colies :)
16:30:00 <FredFlinstone> coolies
16:30:00 <FredFlinstone> what ya reckon about the Viney situation?
16:30:00 <TheRon> it's fucked
16:30:00 <FredFlinstone> tell me
16:30:00 <FredFlinstone> they have lost their shit
16:30:00 <TheRon> you can't attack the ball anymore
16:30:00 <FredFlinstone> nup
16:31:00 <TheRon> sam's gonna go off on one tonight
16:31:00 <FredFlinstone> and the two ex footballers on the panel FFS
16:31:00 <FredFlinstone> shittlehuch
16:31:00 <TheRon> but the rules come from the league
16:31:00 <FredFlinstone> and that other fuckin dickwad
16:31:00 <FredFlinstone> emmett
16:31:00 <FredFlinstone> but they decide
16:31:00 <FredFlinstone> they said it was deliberate
16:31:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck off!
16:32:00 <FredFlinstone> I tell ya crowds are down heaps
16:32:00 <FredFlinstone> and with this they will lose more if they dont resolve it
16:32:00 <TheRon> the early footy show is gonna be awesome
16:32:00 <FredFlinstone> crowds down hundreds of thoudands
16:32:00 <FredFlinstone> dont usaully watch that shit
16:32:00 <cYbR> yeah I sometimes play eve deeldose
16:32:00 <cYbR> not so much these days since it's boring as fuck
16:33:00 <cYbR> i got as far as flying a titan, I'm happy with that
16:33:00 <TheRon> i usually watch up untill the mailbag
16:33:00 <FredFlinstone> I like street talk
16:33:00 <FredFlinstone> I waithced it last week first time since last year
16:33:00 <TheRon> oh yeah that's a pisser
16:33:00 <FredFlinstone> but I never wahtc it all
16:34:00 <TheRon> best when sam does i though
16:34:00 <FredFlinstone> last week was a pisser
16:34:00 <TheRon> crawford is just a tool
16:34:00 <FredFlinstone> and I thought we had the biggest bogons
16:34:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
16:34:00 <FredFlinstone> so many in WA
16:34:00 <TheRon> downtown frankston?
16:34:00 <FredFlinstone> perth
16:34:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
16:34:00 <FredFlinstone> yes they are bad
16:34:00 <TheRon> oh yeah it was in perth
16:34:00 <FredFlinstone> but last week was as bad
16:34:00 <FredFlinstone> they had nfi
16:34:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
16:35:00 <FredFlinstone> dumb as dog shit
16:35:00 <FredFlinstone> be awesome if you were pissed watchin that
16:35:00 <TheRon> a lot of my mates are
16:35:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
16:36:00 <SexParlour> Fatty_Gets_A_Stylist-Fatty_Gets_A_Stylist-2011-TAKU
16:36:00 <SexParlour> what an aweful band name
16:36:00 <FredFlinstone> I iwll leave that for next monday
16:36:00 <FredFlinstone> think I will need to be
16:36:00 <FredFlinstone> now it looks like we got probs at the exec level too lol
16:36:00 <FredFlinstone> takeover happening
16:37:00 <FredFlinstone> that new pres is backed by the fat pig
16:37:00 <FredFlinstone> no fuckin wonder
16:37:00 <FredFlinstone> a total fuckhead
16:37:00 <TheRon> tom elliot??
16:37:00 <FredFlinstone> no
16:37:00 <FredFlinstone> matieson is the fat pig
16:37:00 <FredFlinstone> apparently Fraser Brown is waiting
16:38:00 <FredFlinstone> and there is another one
16:38:00 <FredFlinstone> the dont like the new board at all
16:38:00 <TheRon> you kinda want people who stay out of the football side of it
16:38:00 <FredFlinstone> yes that fat pig should have
16:38:00 <FredFlinstone> he is our biggest problem
16:39:00 <FredFlinstone> fucked us big time
16:39:00 <FredFlinstone> then blames eeveyron else
16:39:00 <TheRon> if it was me i'd be selling players for draft picks
16:39:00 <FredFlinstone> no we have done that once
16:39:00 <FredFlinstone> yuo cant get rid of em all
16:39:00 <TheRon> best crop next draft for a long time apparently
16:39:00 <FredFlinstone> how can we sell daisy now?
16:40:00 <FredFlinstone> what a fuckin drop kick
16:40:00 <TheRon> a dumb club like brisbane
16:40:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
16:40:00 <FredFlinstone> huge mistake
16:40:00 <FredFlinstone> then yuo go and sell the others? I mean fair go
16:40:00 <TheRon> waite and garlett should go
16:41:00 <SexParlour> np: [The Roots - How I Got Over (v0)]-08 - The Day.mp3
16:41:00 <FredFlinstone> waite will retire soon
16:41:00 <FredFlinstone> garlett can be ok
16:41:00 <TheRon> i'd think about getting rid of jamison
16:41:00 <FredFlinstone> still young
16:41:00 <FredFlinstone> not on a big contract
16:41:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
16:41:00 <FredFlinstone> no one will take him
16:41:00 <FredFlinstone> injured a lot
16:41:00 <FredFlinstone> he is a good footabller
16:42:00 <TheRon> you'd get something back for him
16:42:00 <FredFlinstone> get rid of the ordinary ones
16:42:00 <TheRon> look at hawthorn and lake
16:42:00 <FredFlinstone> and your point is?
16:42:00 <FredFlinstone> going by that we should keep him
16:42:00 <TheRon> a contender would take a punt on jamison
16:42:00 <FredFlinstone> we only need a couple of players
16:42:00 <FredFlinstone> I mean get rid of everyone and no one there
16:43:00 <FredFlinstone> god you got em all going
16:43:00 <TheRon> marc murphy would be the only safe one
16:43:00 <TheRon> him and simpson
16:43:00 <FredFlinstone> few more on contracts
16:43:00 <FredFlinstone> and simmo is 30
16:43:00 <TheRon> still bloody good
16:44:00 <FredFlinstone> you are telling me?
16:44:00 <FredFlinstone> so he is tradeable
16:44:00 <FredFlinstone> worth picks
16:44:00 <FredFlinstone> I mean where do you draw the line
16:45:00 <FredFlinstone> there will be players go at the end of this year anyway
16:45:00 <FredFlinstone> same as last year
16:45:00 <FredFlinstone> Judd will retire
16:45:00 <FredFlinstone> waite
16:45:00 <FredFlinstone> scotland
16:46:00 <FredFlinstone> theres 3
16:46:00 <TheRon> mclean
16:46:00 <FredFlinstone> yes that can go
16:46:00 <FredFlinstone> 4
16:46:00 <FredFlinstone> and yu reckon we should chop more?
16:46:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck
16:46:00 <SexParlour> np: [Tobacco - La Uti EP (Anticon, 2010)]-01 - TV All Greasy (Feat. Anti-Pop Consortium).mp3
16:46:00 <FredFlinstone> no way
16:46:00 <TheRon> yep
16:46:00 <FredFlinstone> no
16:46:00 <SexParlour> anyone who doesnt know who tobacco is. Is a clueless fuck
16:46:00 <FredFlinstone> still need a basis
16:47:00 <TheRon> i watched the reserves, there's noone there
16:47:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
16:47:00 <FredFlinstone> I did too
16:47:00 <TheRon> they lost to part timers
16:47:00 <FredFlinstone> we do have a few injured you know
16:51:00 <TheRon> i hate the bye coming now
16:52:00 <SexParlour> np: [Baths - Obsidian (2013-MP3-V0)]-1-Worsening.mp3
16:53:00 <cYbR> SexParlour, what plugin you using for the np?
16:53:00 <SexParlour> i use x-chat for my client
16:53:00 <SexParlour> amip my friend
16:53:00 <SexParlour> i just configured to how i like
16:53:00 <SexParlour> using different presets
16:54:00 <SexParlour> fuck im tired
16:54:00 <SexParlour> from work
16:54:00 <cYbR> same, I got 6 minutes til I can leave ;3
16:54:00 <SexParlour> fuck yeah
16:56:00 <FredFlinstone> I am so tired of work!
16:56:00 <cYbR> I'm using HexChat. Nice UI but not much plugin support
16:56:00 <FredFlinstone> so i fucked it off
16:56:00 <FredFlinstone> xchat here too
16:56:00 <SexParlour> np: [Tobacco - Maniac Meat]-05 Tobacco - Sweatmother.mp3
16:56:00 <SexParlour> i love x chat
16:56:00 <SexParlour> its awesome on my eyes
16:56:00 <SexParlour> tobacco is the shit
16:56:00 <SexParlour> analogue
16:56:00 <FredFlinstone> depends which colours you use
16:56:00 <SexParlour> true
16:57:00 <FredFlinstone> mine is a pastel yellow
16:57:00 <FredFlinstone> very light
16:57:00 <cYbR> could one of you take a screenshot for me? curious to see what a set up x-chat looks like
16:57:00 <SexParlour> cybr do u like the glitch mob
16:58:00 <SexParlour> i just dfownloaded 138 scene releases of outkast
16:58:00 <cYbR> the glitch mob go OFF
16:58:00 <cYbR> :)
16:58:00 <cYbR> http://i.imgur.com/8p6Vhtm.png
16:58:00 <SexParlour> i love dubstep too
16:59:00 <SexParlour> the reason people hate on dubstep
16:59:00 <TheRon> i hate doof doof
16:59:00 <g^style> s/dubstep/cock
16:59:00 <TheRon> it's poof poof
16:59:00 <SexParlour> is because of the fact that so many fuckheads are trying ro rip off skrillex
16:59:00 <SexParlour> and so on
16:59:00 <cYbR> yeah not a fan of the 'brostep', really loud harsh stuff
16:59:00 <SexParlour> the tryhard kids are listenin to it
16:59:00 <SexParlour> if u go back
16:59:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my severe colours there
16:59:00 <SexParlour> dubstep was invented by skream
16:59:00 <SexParlour> and benga
16:59:00 <SexParlour> and was around long before skrillex
17:00:00 <TheRon> i like pub rock
17:00:00 <cYbR> i go by cYbR thanks to my like of things that are cyberpunk
17:00:00 <FredFlinstone> lol @ TheRon
17:00:00 <SexParlour> but u have skrillex,kill the noise,12th planet,datsik,excision
17:00:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
17:00:00 <SexParlour> noisia
17:00:00 <cYbR> hey TheRiddler
17:00:00 <SexParlour> is amazing
17:00:00 <TheRon> it's all noise to me
17:00:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
17:00:00 <SexParlour> i love kraftwerk
17:00:00 <FredFlinstone> noiseworks?
17:00:00 <cYbR> anything by monstercat ;3
17:00:00 <SexParlour> mord fustang
17:00:00 <TheRon> excellent band
17:01:00 <SexParlour> pretty lights
17:01:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
17:01:00 <SexParlour> blue sky black death if u want awesome hip-hop
17:01:00 <cYbR> alright... i'm knocking off. ttys
17:01:00 <SexParlour> 50 cent is the biggest fuckwit
17:01:00 <SexParlour> hip hop to me
17:01:00 <FredFlinstone> I got some Eric Clapton last night
17:01:00 <SexParlour> is de la soul
17:01:00 <SexParlour> geto boys
17:01:00 <SexParlour> nwa
17:01:00 <FredFlinstone> the cream of
17:01:00 <SexParlour> eazy e
17:01:00 <SexParlour> wi tang
17:01:00 <SexParlour> wu*
17:02:00 <FredFlinstone> all cos I didnt have layla
17:02:00 <SexParlour> clapton is amazing
17:02:00 <SexParlour> incredible guitarist
17:02:00 <FredFlinstone> yepps
17:02:00 <TheRiddler> what did FredFlinstone drink in the cartoon
17:02:00 <FredFlinstone> nfi
17:02:00 <SexParlour> see i can appreciate a band like the stones but i think they r overated
17:02:00 <SexParlour> a band like the beatles i think r underated
17:02:00 <FredFlinstone> no they arent
17:02:00 <FredFlinstone> no way
17:02:00 <SexParlour> everyone knew them for their poppier hits
17:03:00 <SexParlour> what u have to look at is theur experimental shit
17:03:00 <SexParlour> that was way ahead
17:03:00 <SexParlour> like the doors
17:03:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
17:03:00 <SexParlour> the doors just came out of nowhere not givin a fuck
17:03:00 <SexParlour> offending ppl
17:03:00 <SexParlour> thats amazing
17:03:00 <SexParlour> hendrix
17:03:00 <SexParlour> thats some incredible shit
17:03:00 <FredFlinstone> I have got him singing
17:03:00 <SexParlour> joy division
17:03:00 <FredFlinstone> he isnt bad
17:03:00 <TheRiddler> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cactus_Cooler
17:03:00 <SexParlour> fuck me joy division was amazing
17:03:00 <SexParlour> depeche mode
17:03:00 <TheRon> thompson twins?
17:03:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz TheRon
17:03:00 <TheRiddler> that's what it was
17:03:00 <SexParlour> yes
17:03:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my now
17:03:00 <SexParlour> the cure
17:03:00 <FredFlinstone> len and ?
17:04:00 <SexParlour> the cure r one of my all time fav bands
17:04:00 <SexParlour> and the smiths
17:04:00 <FredFlinstone> yes they cure
17:04:00 <TheRiddler> Cactus Cooler was inspired by the 1960s cartoon show The Flintstones in which a fictional Cactus Cooler was the favorite drink of character Fred Flintstone.
17:04:00 <FredFlinstone> smiths were good too
17:04:00 <SexParlour> supertramp
17:04:00 <SexParlour> the police
17:04:00 <FredFlinstone> nup
17:04:00 <SexParlour> the drumming by stewart copeland
17:04:00 <SexParlour> i jizz
17:04:00 <TheRon> Tiffany??
17:04:00 <TheRiddler> orange n pineapple soft drink
17:04:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz stop it!
17:04:00 <TheRiddler> sounds nice
17:04:00 <SexParlour> now gg allin
17:05:00 <SexParlour> that guy was fucking sick
17:05:00 <SexParlour> in the head
17:05:00 <FredFlinstone> are yuo breating SexParlour ?
17:05:00 <SexParlour> the glam metal era is an era that shouldnt have happened
17:05:00 <SexParlour> about 90 percent of the bands were aweful
17:05:00 <TheRon> twisted sister?
17:05:00 <FredFlinstone> yes she is
17:05:00 <FredFlinstone> I have one
17:06:00 <SexParlour> twisted sister is awesome
17:06:00 <SexParlour> megadeth bore me to tears
17:06:00 <SexParlour> not that they were apart of that era
17:06:00 <TheRon> cindarella?
17:06:00 <SexParlour> but an 80s band non the less
17:06:00 <SexParlour> g n r will and alwasy will be amazing
17:06:00 <SexParlour> np: [Stakes Is High]-16 Stakes Is High.mp3
17:06:00 <SexParlour> this is shit
17:06:00 <FredFlinstone> rumpleforeskin?
17:06:00 <SexParlour> de la soul
17:06:00 <TheRon> i like mondo rock
17:07:00 <SexParlour> one of my fav hip hop groups of all time
17:07:00 <SexParlour> well daddy cool
17:07:00 <SexParlour> dude in mondo rock
17:07:00 <FredFlinstone> yes I have an album
17:07:00 <TheRiddler> steel panthers
17:07:00 <FredFlinstone> the crowes
17:07:00 <SexParlour> that band is terrible
17:07:00 <TheRon> did you know that if you own a goanna albumn you are deemed part aboriginal
17:07:00 <SexParlour> steel panther are fucking awful
17:07:00 <TheRiddler> they're meant to be terrible
17:07:00 <SexParlour> i know
17:07:00 <SexParlour> but its not creativity
17:07:00 <TheRiddler> just like gwar
17:08:00 <SexParlour> to me heavy music will always be grunge
17:08:00 <SexParlour> i dont care what anyone says
17:08:00 <FredFlinstone> we can tell that
17:08:00 <SexParlour> that part of music was an incredible era of music
17:08:00 <TheRon> and death metal will always be stupid
17:08:00 <SexParlour> my oath
17:08:00 <SexParlour> most bands are stupid
17:08:00 <TheRiddler> sif stupid
17:08:00 <SexParlour> its basic shit
17:08:00 <TheRiddler> black metal
17:08:00 <SexParlour> black metal is awful
17:08:00 <SexParlour> cant understand it
17:08:00 <SexParlour> its shit
17:08:00 <TheRon> living colour
17:08:00 <SexParlour> shit i like heavy wise is meshuggah
17:09:00 <SexParlour> and that kinda stuff
17:09:00 <SexParlour> stuff that challenges me
17:09:00 <SexParlour> its progressive
17:09:00 <TheRiddler> dope metal
17:09:00 <SexParlour> all over the shop
17:09:00 <TheRiddler> or whatever
17:09:00 <SexParlour> corey glover
17:09:00 <SexParlour> is the shit
17:09:00 <SexParlour> body count
17:09:00 <TheRon> sropkick murphy's
17:09:00 <TheRon> dropkick
17:09:00 <SexParlour> yup
17:09:00 <SexParlour> flogging molly
17:09:00 <TheRon> the dubliners
17:09:00 <TheRiddler> viking metal
17:10:00 <SexParlour> i remember all the early punk era
17:10:00 <SexParlour> u know orange county and hunnting beach
17:10:00 <TheRiddler> mastadon
17:10:00 <SexParlour> yeilded a lot of amazing punk bands
17:10:00 <SexParlour> green day are awful today
17:10:00 <TheRon> i'm just doing random bands
17:10:00 <TheRiddler> industrial metal
17:10:00 <SexParlour> they will never return to dookie days
17:10:00 <TheRiddler> fear factory
17:10:00 <SexParlour> because they sold out
17:10:00 <TheRon> dookie is the best jerry
17:10:00 <SexParlour> its like slipknot
17:10:00 <SexParlour> i got bored of them
17:11:00 <SexParlour> deftones on the other hand are one of my fav heavy bands
17:11:00 <SexParlour> diverse
17:11:00 <TheRiddler> they haven't released anything since 2009
17:11:00 <TheRon> i don't get slipknot or disturbed or those
17:11:00 <SexParlour> chino moreno is one of the best vocalists ever
17:11:00 <SexParlour> mike patton
17:11:00 <SexParlour> mike patton blows my mind
17:11:00 <SexParlour> hes a musical genius
17:12:00 <TheRon> like phillip glass
17:12:00 <SexParlour> its like what fucking pisses me off is when smeone says to someone do u like hip hop or rap they automatically go eminem
17:12:00 <TheRiddler> black label society
17:12:00 <SexParlour> and its like wtf
17:12:00 <SexParlour> bls are boring
17:12:00 <TheRiddler> before or after ozzie?
17:12:00 <SexParlour> its the same shit every album
17:13:00 <SexParlour> after ozzie
17:13:00 <SexParlour> provably my top 10 80s bands
17:13:00 <SexParlour> 70s
17:13:00 <SexParlour> are like the clash
17:13:00 <SexParlour> t-rex
17:13:00 <SexParlour> elo
17:13:00 <TheRiddler> Machine Head n Lamb of God are my favs
17:13:00 <SexParlour> sex pistols
17:13:00 <SexParlour> joy division
17:13:00 <SexParlour> depeche mode
17:13:00 <SexParlour> cure
17:13:00 <SexParlour> YES
17:13:00 <TheRon> new order
17:13:00 <SexParlour> talking heads
17:13:00 <SexParlour> man david byrne another amazing musician
17:14:00 <SexParlour> shit blows my mind
17:14:00 <SexParlour> the beatles
17:14:00 <TheRiddler> Pantera?
17:14:00 <SexParlour> yes pantera
17:14:00 <SexParlour> down
17:14:00 <Doodle> enya
17:14:00 <TheRon> iron maiden
17:14:00 <SexParlour> enya lol
17:14:00 <SexParlour> even sade
17:14:00 <Doodle> nana mouskouri
17:14:00 <SexParlour> sade is some awesome shit
17:14:00 <SexParlour> np: [The Roots - Undun (2011) [MP3]]-03. Make My (feat. Big K.R.I.T & Dice Raw).mp3
17:14:00 <TheRiddler> Iron Maiden are my favourite 80s band
17:14:00 <SexParlour> melvimns
17:14:00 <SexParlour> melvins
17:14:00 <TheRon> scorpions
17:14:00 <SexParlour> flaming lips
17:15:00 <SexParlour> dianosaur jr
17:15:00 <SexParlour> dinosaur*
17:15:00 <SexParlour> that shit was amazing
17:15:00 <TheRiddler> ill nino?
17:15:00 <SexParlour> metallica in the 80s man
17:15:00 <TheRon> ween
17:15:00 <SexParlour> fucking blows me away
17:15:00 <SexParlour> ween man
17:15:00 <SexParlour> ween are fucking off tap
17:15:00 <SexParlour> i love them
17:15:00 <TheRon> beck
17:15:00 <SexParlour> yes beck
17:16:00 <SexParlour> the first badns i was ever introduced to was stuff like foreigner
17:16:00 <SexParlour> toto
17:16:00 <SexParlour> 10cc
17:16:00 <TheRon> william shatner
17:16:00 <SexParlour> soft rock
17:16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:16:00 <SexParlour> acca dacca kiss
17:16:00 <SexParlour> police
17:16:00 <SexParlour> then it was grunge
17:16:00 <SexParlour> then alot of aussie stuff
17:16:00 <TheRiddler> dream theatre
17:16:00 <SexParlour> alot of the aussie bands have a strong place in my heart
17:16:00 <SexParlour> there are some amazing aussie bands
17:16:00 <SexParlour> some amazing classics
17:16:00 <SexParlour> timeless classics
17:17:00 <SexParlour> choirboys
17:17:00 <SexParlour> holy shit
17:17:00 <TheRon> ever noticed all the great aussie bbq rock are all born overseas
17:17:00 <SexParlour> lol
17:17:00 <TheRon> acdc, men at work
17:17:00 <SexParlour> aussie crawl
17:17:00 <SexParlour> daddy cool
17:17:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10291867_856825247682851_7756880688871032579_n.jpg
17:17:00 <SexParlour> mondo rock
17:17:00 <TheRon> john farnham
17:17:00 <SexParlour> all that
17:17:00 <simba> the only good aussie rock band in my time was the vines. thats it
17:17:00 <SexParlour> i loved the vines
17:17:00 <TheRon> jet?
17:17:00 <SexParlour> every interview they ever did craig nicholls
17:17:00 <SexParlour> was like off his chops
17:17:00 <SexParlour> didnt give a fuck
17:18:00 <TheRon> fawks the pic didn't come up, are they boobs??
17:18:00 <simba> jet was horrifying
17:18:00 <fawks> no
17:18:00 <SexParlour> lulz
17:18:00 <fawks> butt
17:18:00 <TheRon> damn!
17:18:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1526345_10154084971475459_6538091598276964424_n.jpg
17:18:00 <fawks> :|
17:18:00 <SexParlour> 28 days
17:18:00 <SexParlour> for me
17:18:00 <SexParlour> TISM
17:18:00 <simba> butts
17:18:00 <SexParlour> you am i
17:18:00 <SexParlour> cruel sea
17:18:00 <SexParlour> magic dirt
17:18:00 <TheRon> ben folds five
17:18:00 <SexParlour> the gurge
17:18:00 <SexParlour> the grinners
17:18:00 <SexParlour> the chair
17:18:00 <SexParlour> that was my time
17:19:00 <simba> nooooooooo
17:19:00 <SexParlour> u know its amazing we can sit here and say we listened to these bands in primary school
17:19:00 <SexParlour> cause kids mnow think reeece mastic is music
17:19:00 <SexParlour> thats their idea of music
17:19:00 <SexParlour> creativiety and how u write a song
17:19:00 <TheRon> fucking one direction
17:19:00 <SexParlour> horrifying
17:19:00 <SexParlour> exactly
17:19:00 <SexParlour> they r marketed to portray this shit to kids
17:19:00 <SexParlour> kids wont know any of the music from the 80s
17:20:00 <TheRon> jennifer lopez songs are so easy to write, they hardly take any talent at all
17:20:00 <SexParlour> they will lissten to this manfuactured shit
17:20:00 <SexParlour> u know why britney spears is a millionaire
17:20:00 <SexParlour> because of the production
17:20:00 <TheRon> bobos?
17:20:00 <SexParlour> and the writing
17:20:00 <TheRon> boobs?
17:20:00 <SexParlour> her singing is fucking awful
17:20:00 <simba> hey JLos music is written in a solid 20 minute block by a few fat sony BMG executives, give them some credit
17:20:00 <SexParlour> she was marketed to a niche market
17:20:00 <SexParlour> high record labels are also cunts
17:20:00 <TheRon> all night think tank?
17:21:00 <SexParlour> thom yorke and trent reznor set the new standard for releasing albums
17:21:00 <SexParlour> go independent
17:21:00 <simba> [X][X][X]
17:21:00 <SexParlour> fuck having a label dicktate to you what u can releases
17:21:00 <SexParlour> and making u scrap a song cause it cant be marketed
17:21:00 <TheRon> duran duran
17:21:00 <simba> but they even destroyed the word indie
17:21:00 <SexParlour> fuck marketing
17:21:00 <TheRiddler> midnight oil
17:21:00 <TheRon> icehouse
17:21:00 <SexParlour> i also hate when commercial radio picks up on songs that are not designed
17:22:00 <SexParlour> like people who listen to that crap should not be allowed to hear cool music
17:22:00 <SexParlour> period
17:22:00 <TheRon> i like triple m
17:22:00 <SexParlour> its sad that this generation will never really truly understand or know the amazing bands that we all grew up with
17:22:00 <simba> blunt after blunt blunt after blunt blunt after blunt blunt after blunt
17:22:00 <SexParlour> danny brown
17:22:00 <SexParlour> i love dannu
17:22:00 <SexParlour> danny*
17:23:00 <TheRon> crowded house
17:23:00 <SexParlour> poppin these pills sniffin cocaine
17:23:00 <SexParlour> u ask sum retard today who crowded house is
17:23:00 <SexParlour> they wouldnt be able to answer you
17:23:00 <TheRon> queens of the stoneage
17:23:00 <SexParlour> u ask some cockhead in high school whats hip hop
17:23:00 <SexParlour> he will say eminem
17:23:00 <SexParlour> 50 cent
17:23:00 <SexParlour> thats when u just lol
17:23:00 <TheRon> rapper's delight
17:24:00 <TheRiddler> spiderbait
17:24:00 <simba> yeah well then again
17:24:00 <simba> when you were in high school people thought dr dre and snoop dogg were ganster rap
17:24:00 <simba> we all get brainwashed with some bullshit
17:24:00 <TheRiddler> man that black betty song got overplayed
17:24:00 <simba> i guess the standard is always lowered though
17:25:00 <simba> now its preeeeeeeeety low
17:25:00 <SexParlour> look dont get me wrong eminem had some good songs
17:25:00 <SexParlour> songs that shocked
17:25:00 <SexParlour> but he sold out
17:25:00 <SexParlour> eminem show was commercial
17:25:00 <fawks> speaking of
17:25:00 <TheRon> who sold her out?
17:25:00 <simba> the poor bastard didnt want to do anything after the eminem show
17:25:00 <fawks> i read something interesting
17:25:00 <simba> remember when he said he wanted to just hang it up and produce
17:25:00 <TheRiddler> the slim shady show I hear is good
17:25:00 <fawks> http://rappers.mdaniels.com.s3-website-us-east-1.amazonaws.com/
17:25:00 <simba> but they kept him going cos hes a cash cow
17:25:00 <SexParlour> hip hop on labels like ninjatune and anticon
17:25:00 <SexParlour> def jux
17:25:00 <TheRiddler> I really need to watch that
17:25:00 <SexParlour> thats the fucking real stuff
17:25:00 <TheRon> coldplay
17:25:00 <SexParlour> what kendrick is doing
17:25:00 <SexParlour> what asap rocky
17:25:00 <simba> everything from encore onwards is a souless pop artist and nothing to do with what he used to say
17:25:00 <SexParlour> joey badass
17:25:00 <TheRiddler> Regurgitator
17:26:00 <SexParlour> chance the rapper
17:26:00 <TheRiddler> oops
17:26:00 <SexParlour> that is blowing me away
17:26:00 <simba> isnt asap rocky a faggot
17:26:00 <SexParlour> danny brown
17:26:00 <TheRon> the streets
17:26:00 <SexParlour> das racist
17:26:00 <SexParlour> das racist are fucking amazing live
17:26:00 <TheRiddler> sp
17:26:00 <SexParlour> i wish they were still together
17:26:00 <TheRon> rammstein
17:26:00 <SexParlour> see simba can agree with me
17:26:00 <SexParlour> thats amazing what u said about eminem before is exactly how i felt
17:27:00 <SexParlour> after that 2002 album
17:27:00 <SexParlour> its like nu-metal
17:27:00 <TheRon> i liked marshall mathers lp
17:27:00 <SexParlour> nu-metla died because so many bands were trying to be linkin park
17:27:00 <SexParlour> metal*
17:27:00 <SexParlour> linkin park was fresh
17:27:00 <SexParlour> in 2000
17:27:00 <TheRon> transformers wrecked linkin park
17:28:00 <TheRiddler> I'm looking up australian rock bands
17:28:00 <SexParlour> 2007 cd was a disaster
17:28:00 <TheRiddler> INXS
17:28:00 <TheRon> frente
17:28:00 <SexParlour> yes
17:28:00 <SexParlour> frente
17:28:00 <SexParlour> lol i remember them
17:28:00 <SexParlour> max sharam
17:28:00 <SexParlour> lol
17:28:00 <SexParlour> rebeccas empire
17:28:00 <TheRon> leonardo's bride
17:28:00 <SexParlour> when korn hit the scene that was fresh
17:29:00 <SexParlour> i dont care what people say about korn doing the dubstep album
17:29:00 <TheRon> i never got korn
17:29:00 <SexParlour> u know why because only korn could do it
17:29:00 <simba> k0rnstep
17:29:00 <SexParlour> they pulled it off
17:29:00 <TheRiddler> The Saints
17:29:00 <SexParlour> go betweens
17:29:00 <SexParlour> how could u forget those legends
17:29:00 <TheRon> dubstep the port adelaide song
17:29:00 <simba> portstep
17:29:00 <TheRiddler> Mental as Anything
17:30:00 <SexParlour> the saints brissy boys
17:30:00 <SexParlour> ed kuepper
17:30:00 <SexParlour> nick cave
17:30:00 <SexParlour> nick cave another musical genius
17:30:00 <SexParlour> the birthday party
17:30:00 <SexParlour> things of stone and wood
17:30:00 <TheRon> i love the things
17:30:00 <SexParlour> split enz
17:30:00 <TheRon> happy birthday helen
17:30:00 <SexParlour> yes
17:30:00 <TheRiddler> ew silverchair
17:30:00 <SexParlour> see u know it bro
17:31:00 <TheRiddler> Hunters & Collectors
17:31:00 <TheRon> i've run out of melbourne cliches
17:31:00 <TheRiddler> The Angels
17:32:00 <TheRiddler> Little River Band
17:32:00 <TheRiddler> The Master Apprentices
17:32:00 <simba> SexParlour did u ever get into death cab and neutral milk hotel and shit
17:33:00 <TheRon> bee gees
17:33:00 <simba> belle and sebastian i no ron likes 2 drop a bit of that
17:33:00 <TheRon> come into my office baby
17:33:00 <TheRiddler> Crowded House
17:33:00 <simba> come with me friday dont say maybe
17:34:00 <TheRiddler> Hoodoo Gurus
17:34:00 <simba> Skream
17:34:00 <simba> sorry wrong time
17:34:00 <TheRon> that apple eyes song
17:35:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80QNotEbF-U
17:35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Swoop - Apple Eyes.mpg (Feb 3, 2010) 3:26 - Category: - 7,487 views - 23 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
17:35:00 <TheRiddler> Missing Hours
17:36:00 <TheRon> skunkhour
17:37:00 <TheRon> i think we forgot the screaming jets
17:37:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hauSBBNo138
17:37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Missing Hours - Falling Down (Oct 3, 2009) 3:24 - Category: - 29,385 views - 95 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
17:38:00 <simba> u guys forgot about POISON THE WELL
17:38:00 <TheRon> who?
17:39:00 <simba> nevermind!!!
17:39:00 <TheRon> ahh nirvana
17:39:00 <simba> did u see the cats abo jumpoer?
17:39:00 <TheRon> no
17:39:00 <simba> http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2014/05/03/1226904/313360-b0025314-d021-11e3-ade5-ceb45ffac88e.jpg
17:40:00 <TheRon> ooh we get allen christensen back soon
17:40:00 <simba> stokes was boxin on with that tiger kent
17:40:00 <TheRon> i would too
17:40:00 <TheRiddler> anyone remember that band Alchemist
17:40:00 <TheRon> nope
17:41:00 <TheRiddler> oh
17:41:00 <TheRiddler> they were pretty bad
17:41:00 <simba> if we get one off abo design afl jumpers for abo round with boomerangs and shit splattered all over them why didnt womens round get something similar like a peroid stain or something
17:41:00 <simba> an apron
17:41:00 <simba> hahahahahaa
17:41:00 <simba> #SEXIST
17:41:00 <TheRon> custard??\
17:41:00 <simba> chunky custard
17:42:00 <simba> Former AFL footballer Liam Jurrah will spend at least three months in jail for assaulting his wife in Alice Springs.
17:43:00 <TheRiddler> they do simba
17:43:00 <TheRon> all the talent in the world that bloke
17:43:00 <TheRiddler> it's the pink melbourne demons jumper
17:43:00 <simba> oh yea lol
17:43:00 <TheRon> if that marley willams can get off, liam jarrah should too
17:43:00 <simba> the only team that does it is the pussiest team
17:43:00 <TheRiddler> and bulldogs have 1 too
17:44:00 <TheRiddler> I think
17:44:00 <simba> thats a big 1 mcg sat night
17:45:00 <simba> go da doggies
17:45:00 <simba> this weeks tips are make or break
17:45:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder if they're doing a womens afl game before the game again
17:45:00 <TheRon> i reckon the doggies will catch one of the top 4 napping one day
17:45:00 <TheRiddler> I think dogs will win this
17:46:00 <TheRiddler> demons are not good at consistancy
17:46:00 <simba> barry hall was so sick at the dogs
17:46:00 <TheRiddler> and have yet to win twice in a row for ages
17:46:00 <TheRiddler> yes
17:46:00 <simba> he owned
17:47:00 <TheRiddler> he was great
17:47:00 <TheRiddler> kicked bags nearly every week
17:47:00 <simba> melbourne will probably do the sydney lite thing again and try 2 keep it low scoring .. lol @ it working against adelaide
17:47:00 <TheRiddler> very few do that now
17:47:00 <simba> SCHULZY
17:47:00 <simba> schulz is on a big run 17 games in a row scoring goles
17:48:00 <Excessive> gd evenin \o.
17:48:00 <simba> evening
17:48:00 <Excessive> not here fo long, I gottah shoot off and do some shoppin n stuffs
17:49:00 <Excessive> I jus got up ntw lol
17:49:00 <TheRon> where's the boobs??
17:49:00 <Excessive> btw*
17:50:00 <simba> boobs
17:51:00 <TheRiddler> no one else wants to do them
17:51:00 <TheRiddler> :(
17:51:00 <TheRiddler> also I want my penis collaged lol
17:51:00 <TheRiddler> I might get lucky :p
17:51:00 <Excessive> there's plenty of boobs on zah intrawebs
17:51:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
17:51:00 <TheRon> too many dicks on the dancefloor
17:51:00 <TheRon> before going to a club you gotta know the dick to boob ratio
17:52:00 <Excessive> wat kindah club r u referring to btw?
17:52:00 <TheRon> nightclub
17:53:00 <Excessive> rite
17:53:00 <TheRiddler> I preffer clubs that play doof music
17:53:00 <TheRiddler> *dont
17:53:00 <TheRiddler> not do
17:53:00 <Excessive> TheRiddler, wat r u into?
17:53:00 <TheRiddler> metal mostly
17:53:00 <TheRon> i'm a pub man
17:53:00 <Excessive> k
17:54:00 <TheRiddler> metal clubs are rare tho
17:54:00 <TheRon> i like a bar with a live band
17:54:00 <TheRon> acoustic duo even
17:55:00 <TheRon> ever been to a remote country pub with a jukebox??
17:55:00 <TheRon> i like that kind of music
17:56:00 <TheRon> take me back to you it's been a long time
17:57:00 <Lumeah> Oh noiseworks.
17:57:00 <Excessive> k, I'll be orff then, talk laters \o.
17:57:00 <Lumeah> Byes
17:57:00 <TheRon> noiseworks is great when drinking
17:58:00 <Lumeah> Uhuh.
17:59:00 <TheRon> got anything for mothers day?
17:59:00 <TheRon> damn these comercial days
18:00:00 <Lumeah> Nah
18:03:00 <TheRiddler> hai Roxy-Gurl
18:04:00 <TheRiddler> want to contribute to our hand bra collage?
18:04:00 <TheRiddler> :p
18:04:00 <TheRon> more the merrier
18:04:00 <TheRiddler> yes
18:05:00 <TheRiddler> I still think Mew's are the best lol
18:06:00 <TheRiddler> they're like so round :x
18:06:00 <TheRon> i like liinda's
18:07:00 <Bastardly_One> on pure aesthetics
18:07:00 <Bastardly_One> Liinda and Serenity comes equal first or second
18:08:00 <Bastardly_One> Liinda have one fault though
18:08:00 <Bastardly_One> they look veiny
18:08:00 <Lishs^Husband> looooooooooollllllllllllllll
18:09:00 <Lishs^Husband> anyone seen my wife
18:09:00 <TheRon> spurs win
18:09:00 <Lishs^Husband> bullshit
18:09:00 <Bastardly_One> football is banned from discussion from me
18:09:00 <Pieter> haha hey PietLishs^Husband
18:09:00 <Bastardly_One> unless it's EPL
18:10:00 <Lishs^Husband> faggot shit
18:10:00 <Pieter> or ESL
18:10:00 <Bastardly_One> all my teams are SHIT
18:10:00 <Bastardly_One> can't think of one league but the English
18:10:00 <Bastardly_One> where any of my teams are doing ok
18:11:00 <Bastardly_One> Carlton = shit, Paramatta = shit for 20 yrs
18:11:00 <Bastardly_One> Baltimore Ravens = shit except last year
18:11:00 <Bastardly_One> Liverpool = :D
18:11:00 <TheRon> everton rule
18:11:00 <Pieter> WTF
18:12:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
18:12:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmm
18:12:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon wants a fight
18:12:00 <Pieter> I went n spent $99 on a 15m 1.4 hdmi cable (amp built in)
18:12:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey Lumeah
18:12:00 <TheRon> who won the asian champs league the other night?
18:12:00 <Bastardly_One> he's stating Everton rul
18:12:00 <couleurs> hello every1
18:12:00 <TheRon> wsw??
18:12:00 <Lumeah> hey omfgbbqhax
18:12:00 <Bastardly_One> lets smash him
18:12:00 <Bastardly_One> hey hax
18:12:00 <couleurs> i rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:12:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey b1
18:13:00 <Lumeah> well it was what you wanted Pieter
18:13:00 <Pieter> didnt know what the wireless button was for on the remote cos there was no mention of wireless connectivity mentioned apart from the DLNA UPNP shit
18:13:00 <Bastardly_One> yes but Everton
18:13:00 <Pieter> I read now its fucking wireless hdmi
18:13:00 <TheRon> i don't really watched soccer i just go for everton to piss my bro off
18:13:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly he needs at least spitting on
18:13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know TheRon
18:13:00 <TheRon> my bro is liverpool
18:13:00 <Pieter> Who the fuck has played with this wireless hdmi feature? anyone?
18:13:00 <Lumeah> so is it gonna work?
18:13:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how Liverpool formed?
18:13:00 <couleurs> i'm wireless
18:13:00 <Pieter> naa Lumeah , itspretty limp at the moment
18:14:00 <Pieter> :p
18:14:00 <Bastardly_One> out of a bunch of Everton rebels
18:14:00 <Bastardly_One> we're actually a rebel club of Everton historically
18:14:00 <TheRon> truncoats
18:14:00 <TheRon> turncoats
18:15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Lumeah has seen the light!
18:15:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone looks oddly at Piet
18:15:00 <TheRon> i see the light all the time
18:15:00 <Bastardly_One> so do I
18:15:00 <TheRon> that neon carlton draught one'
18:15:00 <Bastardly_One> each time I stand up or bend over
18:15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
18:15:00 <Bastardly_One> are the cans really neon?
18:16:00 <couleurs> did any1 buy FiFa 14 4 ps3 yet cos it's $48 any1
18:16:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw those the other day
18:16:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit it is man
18:16:00 <Bastardly_One> where's it only $50?
18:16:00 <TheRon> no those round signs on the side of the pub
18:16:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep seeing it for like 60 or 70 still
18:16:00 <couleurs> JB Ho Fo
18:16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd buy it for $50 with still have a video game season left
18:16:00 <Pieter> couleurs: you really should invest in a ps4
18:17:00 <Bastardly_One> you sure?
18:17:00 <Bastardly_One> I was in there last week when I got GT6
18:17:00 <Pieter> just pay half n half over 2 fortnights and its yours
18:17:00 <TheRon> what's difference between ps 3 and ps4??
18:17:00 <Bastardly_One> andI tink it was 59.99
18:17:00 <Bastardly_One> the graphics
18:17:00 <Bastardly_One> thats it's TheRon
18:17:00 <TheRon> it's the price isn't it?
18:17:00 <couleurs> http://www.jbhifionline.com.au/game/ps3/fifa-14/682398
18:17:00 <Pieter> when I want something Ill put everything I have towards it even it means I wont have much for food n shit for the rest of the week
18:17:00 <Bastardly_One> and the fact that this time next year you won't have PS3 games I reckon
18:17:00 <Pieter> *nod* $48 is a preowned cost
18:18:00 <couleurs> i've already got 1 Pieter... i have a job
18:18:00 <BlackDevil> Q{
18:18:00 <BlackDevil> mate
18:18:00 <Bastardly_One> well well well
18:18:00 <TheRon> couleurs you done the handbra yet?
18:18:00 <couleurs> thank u
18:18:00 <Bastardly_One> and you don't have a PS4 yet
18:18:00 <BlackDevil> wonder if he fell asleep
18:19:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on BlackDevil we'll see if he really is awake
18:19:00 <Bastardly_One> as I reckon he has words like this on highlight
18:19:00 <Bastardly_One> Q{, free penis!
18:19:00 <couleurs> u suk Pieter u just bought a $99 cable that's 2x FiFa games
18:19:00 <Bastardly_One> Q{, FREE BUM SEX!
18:19:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil, he might be asleep
18:19:00 <Bastardly_One> you're right
18:19:00 <TheRon> that's 2 slabs
18:20:00 <couleurs> u beautey
18:20:00 <BlackDevil> yea i dont want to knock on his door
18:20:00 <TheRon> you people have you're priorities all wrong
18:20:00 <Bastardly_One> know what I find funnier?
18:20:00 <Bastardly_One> my hdmi cable was like less than $20
18:20:00 <Bastardly_One> from Big W I think
18:20:00 <TheRon> it goes beer food then games
18:21:00 <Bastardly_One> with me it goes, food, bills, pot, then whatever
18:21:00 <Pieter> couleurs: Im ok with it though cos the wireless hdmi is only a single input , ill need that 15m cable for something eventually
18:21:00 <Bastardly_One> as not many games appeal to me of late
18:21:00 <TheRiddler> $99 for a cable is too much
18:21:00 <TheRiddler> hdmi*
18:21:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking ridiculous
18:21:00 <TheRiddler> unless it's like 10ms long lol
18:21:00 <couleurs> it's 15m so it makes sense...
18:22:00 <TheRiddler> oh
18:22:00 <TheRiddler> that does make sense
18:22:00 <couleurs> dunno how it's wireless though
18:22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm estimating mine to be 5 foot
18:22:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure
18:22:00 <TheRon> the chewbacca defense?
18:22:00 <Pieter> GOOKS^R^A^BREED^OF^COCKROACH: You're a dense unit mate
18:22:00 <couleurs> i thought 1.4a is hdmi plus lan built in
18:22:00 <Pieter> GOOKS^R^A^BREED^OF^COCKROACH: you need to be returned to the manufacturer
18:22:00 <Pieter> naa
18:22:00 <Bastardly_One> an op needs to take notice and ban them
18:22:00 <Bastardly_One> but anyway
18:22:00 <TheRiddler> wireless hdmi?
18:22:00 <TheRiddler> imagine the imput lag
18:23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah wtf TheRiddler?
18:23:00 <Bastardly_One> not wrong
18:23:00 <TheRon> b1 any hot chicks in your classes??
18:23:00 <Bastardly_One> not to mention it's just fucking retarded
18:23:00 <Pieter> hdmi 1.4a = extra bandwidth with added wires , pretty much double the speed , its required to transmit full hd 3d
18:23:00 <Pieter> HDMI-CEC
18:23:00 <Bastardly_One> there's one chick TheRon and I wouldn't call her hot ... but she's mad at me at the moment
18:23:00 <TheRiddler> the tech isn't quite there yet
18:23:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a habit of not showing up and she's sick of my excuses
18:23:00 <Pieter> is what youre referring to , ethernet is just another data channel +-
18:23:00 <TheRiddler> for fullhd
18:23:00 <Bastardly_One> which really translate to
18:23:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://img.izifunny.com/pics/20120608/640/izifunny-picdump-108-pics_6.jpg
18:23:00 <Bastardly_One> Ican't be fucked
18:24:00 <TheRon> sleep with her that will solve it all
18:24:00 <Pieter> errr
18:24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol BlackDevil she's a charmer eh?
18:24:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky for her she waxes is all I can think
18:24:00 <TheRon> she waxes?
18:24:00 <Pieter> Ive purchased recently a 3d 4k jvc projector
18:25:00 <TheRon> nice!!
18:25:00 <Pieter> only switched it on last night
18:25:00 <Pieter> it takes anything below 4k and upscales it
18:25:00 <Lumeah> well i hope you liked it.. back later :P
18:25:00 <TheRiddler> how do you purchase a 4k projector on dsp
18:25:00 <Pieter> the quality is noticable when ya throw an original image next to a shaded image
18:25:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://i.imgur.com/p66jQx0.jpg
18:25:00 <TheRon> one link in a chain reaction
18:25:00 <TheRiddler> also
18:26:00 <Bastardly_One> do you think the people in the background
18:26:00 <Bastardly_One> know what she's doing and are looking away for that reason?
18:26:00 <TheRiddler> 4k is a waste atm
18:26:00 <ShadowLurker> liar
18:26:00 <TheRon> what are those two doing??
18:26:00 <couleurs> the sex
18:26:00 <Pieter> TheRiddler: BULL FUCKING SHIT
18:26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the perv in the beanie
18:27:00 <TheRiddler> no
18:27:00 <Bastardly_One> ShadowLurker
18:27:00 <Pieter> The upscaling is not just antialiasing
18:27:00 <Bastardly_One> baffle Pieter with logic and knowledge will ya?
18:27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sick of this convo
18:27:00 <TheRiddler> upscaling to 4k from 1080p
18:27:00 <TheRiddler> my god
18:27:00 <couleurs> TheRiddler is right... he's always usually sometimes right
18:28:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler don't try
18:28:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI7JM7UNrg8
18:28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Worst family feud performance ever (May 7, 2014) 2:09 - Category: - 62,794 views - 82 likes (81.2%), 19 dislikes (18.8%)
18:28:00 <Bastardly_One> you are fighting a losing battle
18:28:00 <ShadowLurker> when I get home
18:28:00 <Pieter> TheRiddler: 576 at the moment
18:28:00 <TheRon> the kardashians?
18:28:00 <Bastardly_One> Piet knows eventhing
18:28:00 <Pieter> Ive got free to air
18:28:00 <Bastardly_One> *everything
18:28:00 <TheRiddler> you how much you lose over that
18:28:00 <Pieter> modern family on
18:28:00 <couleurs> lol
18:28:00 <Pieter> I can just assume thbat someones gonna comment on that with the belief that its just stretched \
18:29:00 <couleurs> 4k is bs just like 3d was
18:29:00 <Pieter> wTF
18:29:00 <Pieter> 3D is fucking full on
18:30:00 <TheRon> hows that feeling when you burp through the nose
18:30:00 <couleurs> gimmick
18:30:00 <Pieter> its not a so called gimmick like clueless people say
18:30:00 <Pieter> yeh siorry man
18:30:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter http://www.oddee.com/item_98937.aspx
18:30:00 <couleurs> didn't work in the 70's and doesn't work now... ask TheRon he was around then
18:30:00 <Bastardly_One> is the host a child molester?
18:30:00 <Bastardly_One> are that family all imbred?
18:30:00 <TheRon> uptown girl she been living in her uptown world
18:31:00 <couleurs> glassless 4k 3d would be cool though BOOM BICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:31:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck for the last question?
18:31:00 <Pieter> there is no way somethijng canm be a gimmick when its manipulated to allow your own brain to do its funky decodiong to make it zoom at ya in ya head whilst on the screen and through the glasses, left eye and right eye have 2 different images, same image but taken at different angles
18:31:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk me
18:31:00 <Pieter> yes couleurs
18:31:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba
18:31:00 <Bastardly_One> a married couple might be deeply in what?
18:31:00 <PandasDontDrive> that movie
18:31:00 <Pieter> the HTC Evo 3D
18:31:00 <PandasDontDrive> FUCKING RULED!
18:31:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb
18:31:00 <Bastardly_One> marriage?
18:31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:32:00 <Pieter> That was the fuickling thing that spun me out , the screen had 3D technoilogy
18:32:00 <TheRon> PandasDontDrive: what exactly is eating gilbert grape?
18:32:00 <stebie> his momma
18:32:00 <Pieter> the glassesside of shit (passive) is already placed on the screen
18:33:00 <couleurs> yeah a very popular phone nobody has
18:33:00 <omfgbbqhax> bah i cant find the torrent i need
18:33:00 <omfgbbqhax> grrrrrrrrrrr
18:33:00 <TheRon> aliens is still the best alien movie
18:33:00 <Pieter> Its something I never could have imagined it being as spectacular as it was , I wont even pfft to the idea that a phone with holographic laser projections exists
18:33:00 <omfgbbqhax> i want to find a torrent for coinops 6
18:33:00 <Pieter> Please help me obi wan kenobi
18:33:00 <TheRiddler> ever tried gaming with 3d glasses
18:33:00 <omfgbbqhax> so i can start doing my arcade machine
18:33:00 <Pieter> your our only hope
18:33:00 <TheRiddler> it's bloody awful
18:34:00 <Pieter> yes TheRiddler
18:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh mang
18:34:00 <Pieter> ps3
18:34:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey j
18:34:00 <Pieter> GT5 was my first 3D attempt
18:34:00 <Pieter> it was quite lacking 3D in that game
18:34:00 <omfgbbqhax> j i am building my own arcade machine
18:34:00 <ShadowLurker> liar
18:34:00 <stebie> omfgbbqhax, you seen the site pleasuredome(.org.uk i think)?
18:34:00 <omfgbbqhax> no
18:34:00 <TheRiddler> it takes too long to adjust
18:34:00 <omfgbbqhax> but obviously i should
18:34:00 <stebie> it's full of arcade and retro torrents
18:34:00 <omfgbbqhax> ahhh k
18:35:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am using my old xbox as the emmulator
18:35:00 <omfgbbqhax> ordered buttons and joysticks
18:35:00 <stebie> i got my mame rom set from there years ago
18:35:00 <Pieter> omfgbbqhax: xbmc it
18:35:00 <beehhh> http://www.lentils.ca/sites/lentils.ca/files/img/recipe/curried-red-lentil-dhal.jpg
18:35:00 <Pieter> it runs faster on the original xbox than it does on a freekin boxee box
18:36:00 <beehhh> stop speaking chinese
18:36:00 <Pieter> and ya can still setup live tv on it also
18:36:00 <BlackDevil> josh http://guycodeblog.mtv.com/2014/05/07/weird-male-facts/
18:36:00 <beehhh> clive palmer is a crook
18:36:00 <Pieter> They make EXCELLENT media centres
18:36:00 <beehhh> outsourcing media from offsore
18:36:00 <ShadowLurker> xbmc on xbox is no longer supported
18:37:00 <couleurs> xbmc on xbox died like 10 years ago
18:37:00 <omfgbbqhax> i just wanna use the xbox to run coinops
18:37:00 <ShadowLurker> yuh
18:37:00 <omfgbbqhax> that way i can play all games
18:37:00 <Pieter> yeh careful , marge may send a laetter to the government with the $ in the envelope normally spent on movie tickets n yeh , ya end up behind bars :p
18:37:00 <Pieter> PIRACY IS A CRIME!
18:37:00 <couleurs> not sure what Pieter is even talking about
18:37:00 <Pieter> in astern deep voice from the VHS days
18:37:00 <stebie> same
18:38:00 <couleurs> try and play any modern mp4 or mkv file on one yeah... no
18:38:00 <Pieter> that was to beehhhs comment
18:38:00 <ShadowLurker> Also pieters a liar
18:38:00 <beehhh> couleurs are you in hobert?
18:38:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I do
18:38:00 <stebie> hobert
18:38:00 <Pieter> the simpsons has an episode only aired 2 nights ago n then again last night wher ehomer uses the pirate bay to stream movies to an outdoor projection
18:38:00 <beehhh> herbert
18:38:00 <TheRon> who did frame roger rabbit?
18:38:00 <omfgbbqhax> stebie i have to register to get the torrents
18:38:00 <Bastardly_One> the other night the Simpsons had a piracy episode on
18:38:00 <Pieter> i figured people still watch the simpsons hence the reference
18:39:00 <couleurs> i'm in hobert yes how did u no
18:39:00 <stebie> omfgbbqhax, can you see them without signing up?
18:39:00 <Bastardly_One> where they were flogging the shit out of PirateBay
18:39:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah stebie
18:39:00 <beehhh> you told us once couleurs
18:39:00 <Pieter> priatebay is south korea or sweden or somethin?
18:39:00 <Pieter> .se
18:39:00 <beehhh> is there sustainble or in melbourn for studies
18:39:00 <couleurs> south equator
18:39:00 <Bastardly_One> .se is sweden
18:39:00 <stebie> omfgbbqhax, i don't know if my login still works.. i'd look at it but i'm on my lappy and i cbf finding it on it
18:40:00 <TheRon> looks like we're getting a debt tax, the bastards
18:40:00 <Bastardly_One> and .ch believe it or not is Switzerland
18:40:00 <Bastardly_One> when you'd expect it to be China or something
18:40:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/tLnQZmX.jpg me when Pieter says something
18:40:00 <stebie> china is cn?
18:40:00 <Bastardly_One> and you know what also still is going?
18:40:00 <Pieter> if the service is hosted on a box within a country that has laws like switzerland with freespeach n strict privacy laws
18:40:00 <Bastardly_One> alsta la vista
18:40:00 <Pieter> then only the hostname provider can fuck up the redirect
18:40:00 <stebie> -l
18:40:00 <beehhh> me laptop has arrived
18:40:00 <Bastardly_One> does anyone remember asta vista?
18:40:00 <stebie> yes, .box.sk or whatever it was back then
18:41:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a site with serial cracks, etc
18:41:00 <Bastardly_One> still same site and same .sk
18:41:00 <Pieter> astalavista used to be a search engine for things that aint censored by other engines
18:41:00 <TheRon> anybody remember boobs??
18:41:00 <Bastardly_One> try it in a browser steb
18:41:00 <stebie> TheRon, no :/
18:41:00 <stebie> `seen boobs
18:41:00 <prowl> stebie, I found 63 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: goat, wingman, Eyeballz, boobs, wildturkey. goat ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 16 weeks 2 days 20 hours 39 minutes ago (13.01. 22:01) stating "Quit: " after spending 23 minutes there.
18:41:00 <TheRon> damn!
18:41:00 <Bastardly_One> `seen good looking boobs
18:41:00 <prowl> Bastardly_One, I found 13 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: breakthelaw, evoid, face, \_Rome0, ome0. breakthelaw ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick to romeo on #chatzone 4 weeks 6 days 2 hours 19 minutes ago (04.04. 16:22), but romeo mysteriously dematerialized.
18:41:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
18:41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:41:00 <Pieter> stebie know what astalavista is
18:42:00 <stebie> i haven't seen boobs for a week
18:42:00 <stebie> fml
18:42:00 <TheRon> `seen natural boobs
18:42:00 <prowl> TheRon, I don't remember seeing natural.
18:42:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter, fuck up
18:42:00 <Pieter> its one of the first search engines we ever used in the 90s
18:42:00 <Pieter> hotbot :(
18:42:00 <Bastardly_One> I just asked if anyone remembered asta la vista
18:42:00 <TheRon> pieter you're so vain
18:42:00 <Pieter> hotdog pro WYSIWYG
18:42:00 <Bastardly_One> different thing fuckwit
18:42:00 <Pieter> TheRon: Youre talking about me
18:42:00 <Pieter> its about me!!
18:42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a site that still exists for serials, etc
18:42:00 <Pieter> everythings about me
18:42:00 <stebie> Pieter is thinking of altavista
18:42:00 <TheRon> you probably think this song is about you
18:43:00 <couleurs> altavista and astalavista where different things...............
18:43:00 <Pieter> No stebie
18:43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know stebie
18:43:00 <Pieter> thats another one
18:43:00 <Pieter> unrelated
18:43:00 <stebie> couleurs, yes
18:43:00 <couleurs> thank u
18:43:00 <Bastardly_One> yes you are dumb cunt
18:43:00 <Pieter> astalavista was a search engine
18:43:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie?
18:43:00 <Pieter> or is
18:43:00 <couleurs> i know html i'm good @ internet
18:43:00 <stebie> stebie!
18:43:00 <TheRon> maurice, handbra pic?
18:43:00 <Maurice> I'd love one, thanks
18:43:00 <Bastardly_One> do me a favour as I need a big pee?
18:43:00 <stebie> no
18:43:00 <Pieter> havent used it since fucking around with the warez shit
18:43:00 <Bastardly_One> link him alta la vista
18:43:00 <Bastardly_One> just to prove
18:43:00 <Bastardly_One> him wrong
18:43:00 <Bastardly_One> ta
18:43:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
18:43:00 <stebie> i cbf
18:43:00 <Pieter> 1 in 10 people in the US believe the missing plane was taken by aliens
18:44:00 <stebie> lol
18:44:00 <Bastardly_One> lazy cunt
18:44:00 <Bastardly_One> either can I
18:44:00 <stebie> :P
18:44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:44:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
18:44:00 <Pieter> astalavista.whatever
18:44:00 <TheRon> i think somebody just stole the plane
18:44:00 <couleurs> it's gone, it's owned by yahoo now
18:44:00 <Pieter> altavista is powered by yahoo
18:44:00 <Pieter> from what i remember
18:44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck this
18:44:00 <Bastardly_One> just to shut the cunt up
18:44:00 <Pieter> yeh that will work.
18:45:00 <TheRon> like watching women's tennis and watch those boobs just bounce around
18:45:00 <Pieter> mmmmm boobies
18:45:00 <Bastardly_One> we mean this you fucking junky monoloid
18:45:00 <Bastardly_One> http://astalavista.box.sk/
18:45:00 <Bastardly_One> there
18:45:00 <couleurs> lycos is still lycos funnily enough... so their u go a lil 90's internets
18:45:00 <Pieter> oh fuck ya , power of suggestion
18:45:00 <stebie> cool, same name
18:45:00 <Bastardly_One> now piss time for real
18:45:00 <Pieter> it used to have a .com or .net extension back in the 90s
18:45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I said that it had the same name
18:46:00 <TheRon> women's curling
18:46:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously brb or I'll die!
18:46:00 <TheRon> sometimes they shave their brush
18:46:00 <Pieter> what same name
18:46:00 <Pieter> wtf
18:46:00 <couleurs> ...
18:46:00 <Pieter> ASTALAVISTA is not ALTAVISTA
18:46:00 <stebie> astalavista was always .box.sk
18:46:00 <Pieter> naa, before that
18:46:00 <couleurs> Pieter only caught up
18:46:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah much better
18:46:00 <Pieter> Im talking about when PB used to first be on the net
18:46:00 <Pieter> its what he constantly used
18:47:00 <Pieter> anyway
18:47:00 <Bastardly_One> we weren't talking about the engine dickhead
18:47:00 <TheRon> you got a cathita?
18:47:00 <Bastardly_One> I was discussing the site
18:47:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, wasn't as epic as I thought it was gonna be TheRon
18:47:00 <TheRon> i'm trying to discuss boobs
18:47:00 <Bastardly_One> felt like is was gonna be epic as
18:47:00 <ShadowLurker> liar
18:48:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if old search engines work though
18:48:00 <Bastardly_One> Nutscrape doesn't naturally
18:48:00 <faux> Weee
18:48:00 <stebie> why wouldn't they
18:48:00 <stebie> hi faux ^_^
18:48:00 <Bastardly_One> I hearted Nutscrape Mosiac
18:48:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmm lack of use stebie?
18:48:00 <Pieter> hotbot was my first search engine
18:48:00 <faux> Hi stibbie :D
18:48:00 <Bastardly_One> could be a reason not to bother
18:49:00 <Bastardly_One> hi forks
18:49:00 <faux> I'm eating the nommiest yoghurt
18:49:00 <faux> Hi
18:49:00 <Pieter> I was basic, doomgate n looking for robotman comics
18:49:00 <stebie> come back ._.
18:49:00 <TheRon> patak's raita?
18:49:00 <Pieter> yeh that would be right
18:49:00 <faux> LOL no
18:49:00 <TheRon> it goes on everything
18:49:00 <Pieter> I GOT POPADUMS YESTERDAY
18:49:00 <faux> Ski d'lite
18:49:00 <faux> Peach n mango
18:49:00 <faux> Mmm
18:49:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie
18:49:00 <Serenity> whats up
18:49:00 <Pieter> i gotta fry em but popadums!
18:50:00 <Bastardly_One> and other old school geeks
18:50:00 <Bastardly_One> seen this?
18:50:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.masswerk.at/googleBBS/
18:50:00 <stebie> Serenity, re-add me to here
18:50:00 <stebie> :\
18:50:00 <Serenity> i cant stay long
18:50:00 <Serenity> oh
18:50:00 <faux> Hi sez :D
18:50:00 <Bastardly_One> what google could of been as a bbs
18:50:00 <stebie> plzzzzzzzzzz
18:50:00 <Pieter> Whats the difference between popadums n prawn crackers?
18:50:00 <Bastardly_One> and the searches work and all
18:50:00 <Pieter> is it just the taste?
18:50:00 <ShadowLurker> what
18:50:00 <ShadowLurker> r u srs
18:50:00 <Serenity> hey faux
18:50:00 <TheRon> one's amde with prawns
18:50:00 <Serenity> added stebie
18:50:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck youre a bonehead
18:50:00 <couleurs> Facebook Me Every One
18:50:00 <stebie> ty ^_^
18:50:00 <Bastardly_One> what did I just read?
18:51:00 <faux> lol
18:51:00 <faux> golly
18:51:00 <ShadowLurker> wireless hdmi
18:51:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOL
18:51:00 <Bastardly_One> popadums and prawn crackers are totally different
18:51:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah that
18:51:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to shoot that down hard when you get home
18:51:00 <ShadowLurker> i am home now
18:51:00 <TheRon> i do impromptu jimmy barnes songs at parties
18:51:00 <ShadowLurker> but its Pieter
18:51:00 <Bastardly_One> kGO!
18:51:00 <ShadowLurker> srsly
18:51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:51:00 <ShadowLurker> credibility = 0
18:52:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwww
18:52:00 <couleurs> Pieter works at Cnet the technology company... they know everything
18:52:00 <Bastardly_One> I am shit at explaining things I think but TheRiddler tried
18:52:00 <ShadowLurker> first
18:52:00 <Pieter> couleurs: way to insult me
18:52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol couleurs ... good use of irony
18:52:00 <ShadowLurker> wireless radio tech cannot send data fast enough
18:52:00 <couleurs> thank u
18:52:00 <ShadowLurker> end of story
18:52:00 <TheRon> b1 had a one night stand at the dorms yet??
18:52:00 <Bastardly_One> he truely didn't get it
18:53:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, can't say I have
18:53:00 <Bastardly_One> but I didn't know where all the chicks hang out until the other day
18:53:00 <Pieter> couleurs: atleast look towards working for boeing as an engineer
18:53:00 <TheRon> you've got to complete the experience
18:53:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently in the main smoking area
18:53:00 <stebie> maybe it's buffered by like a minute to compensate
18:53:00 <Bastardly_One> which I am too lazy to walk to
18:53:00 <Bastardly_One> and make my own
18:53:00 <stebie> press play, walk off, come back, done!
18:53:00 <stebie> ready to rock
18:53:00 <Bastardly_One> the female friend in my class and I hunt for each other
18:53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:53:00 <Pieter> fuckin cnet , thats like the 'technology for dummies'
18:53:00 <omfgbbqhax> this is soo fucking gay
18:54:00 <Serenity> perfect for you then
18:54:00 <stebie> omfgbbqhax, put your pants back on
18:54:00 <Bastardly_One> I've found her at least 5 potential guys ... but she's found me NOTHING
18:54:00 <TheRon> i find the uni chicks are at their loosest at the uni ball
18:54:00 <Pieter> if it were a book
18:54:00 <stebie> won't be as much
18:54:00 <omfgbbqhax> i cant find coinops 6
18:54:00 <omfgbbqhax> it has been released
18:54:00 <stebie> Bastardly_One, i'm sure she won't mind if you take one of the 5.
18:54:00 <ShadowLurker> basically pieters been googling bullshit today and now hes gunna come here bullshitting about some new top of the line tech noones ever heard of and say hes got one
18:55:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie, seriously not my type ... good friend so far but she's more messed in the head than I am
18:55:00 <stebie> anybody here have google glass?
18:55:00 <Bastardly_One> I want a normal(ish) woman
18:55:00 <PandasDontDrive> Your legs are long and toned, you must be walking home
18:55:00 <PandasDontDrive> I love the way your lips move when you’re talking on your phone
18:55:00 <PandasDontDrive> Intoxicating, truly due to your impurities
18:55:00 <PandasDontDrive> Plague every thought of you while I’m trailing you like you’re security
18:55:00 <PandasDontDrive> cF
18:55:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD even lolz
18:55:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn helllllz
18:55:00 <Pieter> when are you going to begin thinking about yourself and not me?
18:55:00 <PandasDontDrive> think i had too many lap dances
18:55:00 <Pieter> you have alot of work to do
18:55:00 <ShadowLurker> when are you going to stop lying
18:55:00 <Pieter> PandasDontDrive: that = blueballing =P
18:56:00 <Bastardly_One> you are the biggest habitual liar
18:56:00 <Bastardly_One> I have ever met
18:56:00 <couleurs> Pieter i'm using xbmcirc on my old xbox via hdmi wireless cable projecting 2 a 4k jvc... u jelly?
18:56:00 <Serenity> not sure hes even aware hes lying anymore
18:56:00 <Pieter> nuts expand so much that ya nutsack cant stretch n yeh , they squeeeeezzzeeee
18:56:00 <Bastardly_One> you have even more bullshit stories than my housemate Pete
18:56:00 <TheRon> we are the young americans
18:56:00 <Pieter> couleurs: fully yoooo
18:56:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Pieter has Google Contacts. it's more advanced than Google Glasses. it's lets you sync all the contact deals of your clients and deals all with one click
18:56:00 <ShadowLurker> does Pieter really think blueballs is an actual thing
18:56:00 <Pieter> the yoooo was my jesse pinkman ayyy yyOOO
18:57:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> dealers*
18:57:00 <couleurs> lol
18:57:00 <Pieter> hahaha , are you a virgin ShadowLurker
18:57:00 <ShadowLurker> what
18:57:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie, on those glasses
18:57:00 <TheRon> who's getting the golden boot this year?
18:57:00 <Pieter> fucking talking like its reference is non existant
18:57:00 <couleurs> Ronaldo!!!!!!!!!
18:57:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to run up to someone wearing them one day and yell GOATSE! and run away
18:57:00 <TheRon> again?
18:57:00 <Maurice> (16:57:11) (Pieter): hahaha , are you a virgin ShadowLurker
18:57:00 <ShadowLurker> did you even go to school
18:58:00 <couleurs> probably, he's the best still
18:58:00 <stebie> is goatse google's version of siri?
18:58:00 <Pieter> ya nuts swell and blood pressure is much higher , ya balls begin to fuycking hurt , its usually what swelling will result in when its down there
18:58:00 <ShadowLurker> no
18:58:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, is your name Mary?
18:58:00 <TheRon> i think germany will win the world cup
18:58:00 <Serenity> its not a real thing.. once the testicles are full they will expel the semen whether you want them to or not. in your sleep
18:58:00 <ShadowLurker> they dont
18:58:00 <Serenity> its not an actual thing
18:58:00 <TheRon> i'm basing that on nothing
18:58:00 <Bastardly_One> seems Serenity has had some immaculate conceptions
18:58:00 <Serenity> its what dickheads use to whinge about not geeting a root
18:58:00 <Bastardly_One> as ShadowLurker is clearly a virgin
18:59:00 <ShadowLurker> sperm are cycled daily
18:59:00 <Serenity> ive never had his kids whats your point
18:59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm calling you Mary now Serenity
18:59:00 <ShadowLurker> produced and if not used are absorbed back into the blood
18:59:00 <Pieter> Blueballing isnt real , thats just the saddest thing ive read from you , youre so hung up on challenging me in any way you can and thats the extent you go to , coming out with something idiotic like your response
18:59:00 <stebie> ShadowLurker, in your household? :O
18:59:00 <Maurice> My sperm is expelled more than once a day
18:59:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno but let's go with it
18:59:00 <Pieter> anyway:)
18:59:00 <stebie> oh
18:59:00 <Pieter> Maurice: its not a sperm buildup
18:59:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Pieter: have you been injecting into your balls again? i believe it's pus. get it checked out yo
18:59:00 <stebie> Maurice, don't you hate when that happens...
18:59:00 <ShadowLurker> Pieter did you do human biology at school
18:59:00 <Serenity> im in too much pain to deal with this utter nonsense
18:59:00 <TheRon> youung american young american i want the young america
18:59:00 <Serenity> later
18:59:00 <Pieter> I just said blood pressure and swelling didnt i?
18:59:00 <Maurice> Only when I didn't mean it, stebie
18:59:00 <Bastardly_One> what are we talking about now?
18:59:00 <Maurice> Like in the middle of woolies
18:59:00 <Maurice> Thats never good
18:59:00 <Maurice> Also, I can't go back there
18:59:00 <stebie> lol Maurice
19:00:00 <ShadowLurker> b1 pieters hung up on bluballs being a real thing
19:00:00 <stebie> spill on aisle 4
19:00:00 <Bastardly_One> sperm going to concrete after a time or what?
19:00:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooh
19:00:00 <stebie> :/
19:00:00 <TheRon> roxy-girl forgot to post her handbra
19:00:00 <Bastardly_One> that will only happen with sexual stimulation
19:00:00 <Bastardly_One> over a period of time
19:00:00 <Bastardly_One> they build up ready to go
19:00:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's the ONLY time it'll happen
19:00:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
19:00:00 <Maurice> TheRon I'm still waiting on yours
19:00:00 <Maurice> Stop giving me blueballs man
19:01:00 <Bastardly_One> has to be a couple of days at least
19:01:00 <Pieter> ShadowLurker: lemme know when youre desperate enough to respond with 'the easter bunny really is real'
19:01:00 <TheRon> a ball cup pic?
19:01:00 <Bastardly_One> it won't just happen though
19:01:00 <Maurice> Sure, why not
19:01:00 <ShadowLurker> i asked you a q Pieter or did you conveniently ignore that
19:01:00 <stebie> 2 balls 1 cup
19:01:00 <Bastardly_One> has to actually have the constant sexual tension
19:01:00 <Pieter> HAH see
19:01:00 <Pieter> Bastardly_One got it
19:01:00 <TheRon> it's not gonna impress anyone
19:01:00 <Bastardly_One> no
19:01:00 <Bastardly_One> you said it just happens
19:01:00 <Bastardly_One> it doesn't
19:01:00 <Floss> invisible man
19:01:00 <TheRiddler> oh wait
19:01:00 <Floss> somethine
19:01:00 <TheRiddler> nvm
19:01:00 <simba> do it for the non creepers then linying
19:01:00 <Floss> bahaha
19:01:00 <TheRiddler> hollow man
19:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> chad said i could come up
19:01:00 <simba> Lish*
19:01:00 <TheRiddler> nah
19:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> and it costs only 80 dollars
19:01:00 <Floss> invisible man
19:01:00 <TheRiddler> oh wait
19:01:00 <Floss> somethine
19:01:00 <TheRiddler> nvm
19:01:00 <simba> do it for the non creepers then linying
19:01:00 <Floss> bahaha
19:01:00 <TheRiddler> hollow man
19:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> chad said i could come up
19:01:00 <simba> Lish*
19:01:00 <TheRiddler> nah
19:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> and it costs only 80 dollars
19:02:00 <stebie> none of you are experts in the field
19:02:00 <TheRon> boobs are boobs
19:02:00 <stebie> stop pretending you are :P
19:02:00 <Bastardly_One> but say you're teased or after it for a few days straight
19:02:00 <Bastardly_One> it does go to concrete
19:02:00 <Bastardly_One> I speak from experience
19:02:00 <Bastardly_One> hurts too
19:02:00 <TheRon> i turn to stone when you are gone, i turn to stone
19:02:00 <Bastardly_One> and that release is like hit the ceiling type of spurt
19:02:00 <Maurice> Excuse me, stebie, I am an expert in all things penis related
19:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> or some shit
19:02:00 <Floss> dont listen to me ive had cold and flu tabs
19:02:00 <Lish> simba: There are non creepers?
19:02:00 <TheRiddler> this 1 had like fake blood n nudity
19:02:00 <Floss> creepers
19:02:00 <simba> yes
19:02:00 <Floss> lol
19:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> the fuck would i spend eighty dollars on a taxi for
19:02:00 <Floss> BANG
19:02:00 <Lish> No way
19:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> just to drink 5 dollar goon
19:02:00 <Floss> no waii
19:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> n smell cat piss
19:02:00 <Lish> Just google boobs
19:02:00 <Lish> Plenty around
19:02:00 <Lish> :)
19:02:00 <Floss> cat piss goon
19:02:00 <simba> cum
19:02:00 <partay> mew's boobs are now my wallpaper
19:02:00 <Floss> is the best
19:02:00 <Lish> Mews boobs are fake
19:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> or some shit
19:02:00 <Floss> dont listen to me ive had cold and flu tabs
19:02:00 <Lish> simba: There are non creepers?
19:02:00 <TheRiddler> this 1 had like fake blood n nudity
19:02:00 <Floss> creepers
19:02:00 <simba> yes
19:02:00 <Floss> lol
19:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> the fuck would i spend eighty dollars on a taxi for
19:02:00 <Floss> BANG
19:02:00 <Lish> No way
19:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> just to drink 5 dollar goon
19:02:00 <Floss> no waii
19:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> n smell cat piss
19:02:00 <Lish> Just google boobs
19:02:00 <Lish> Plenty around
19:02:00 <Lish> :)
19:02:00 <Floss> cat piss goon
19:02:00 <simba> cum
19:02:00 <partay> mew's boobs are now my wallpaper
19:02:00 <Floss> is the best
19:02:00 <Lish> Mews boobs are fake
19:03:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
19:03:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... he's still wrong
19:03:00 <Pieter> but naa, typically anything near 4 hours of blood filling up down there can become the start of the race to when ya clot develops n yeh , ya end up in hospital cos ya dick cant go down , is blue n hurts so much ya end up with an injection to the cock right through the middle (not length wise)
19:03:00 <stebie> Maurice, i stand corrected. carry on
19:03:00 <omfgbbqhax> wow
19:03:00 <stebie> ...
19:03:00 <Bastardly_One> what a load of fucking shit
19:03:00 <omfgbbqhax> i found coinops 5
19:03:00 <omfgbbqhax> 50gig
19:03:00 <Maurice> Stop popping viagra then
19:03:00 <stebie> some people are eating dinner
19:03:00 <ShadowLurker> wait
19:03:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you're taking viagra as well
19:03:00 <Pieter> Apparently thats an issue with the older guys who take cialis n viagra
19:03:00 <TheRon> my my my my sharona
19:03:00 <ShadowLurker> he was going on about blueballs
19:03:00 <ShadowLurker> now its the dick
19:03:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
19:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not finishing my dinner now untill this is out of my head
19:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
19:03:00 <TheRiddler> how?
19:03:00 <Floss> like they talk shit?
19:03:00 <cYbR> http://i.imgur.com/gbncgKv.jpg?1
19:03:00 <simba> ur fake Lish
19:03:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU
19:03:00 <Lish> Haha
19:03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Flock Of Seagulls - I Ran (Apr 11, 2013) 3:58 - Category: - 1,942,235 views - 11,947 likes (98.2%), 214 dislikes (1.8%)
19:03:00 <Lish> No like they are made of silicone
19:03:00 <TheRiddler> no they're not
19:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> u so fake
19:03:00 <cYbR> fake boobs are still boobs
19:03:00 <Mew> my boobies are allll real
19:03:00 <TheRiddler> they're just full of milk
19:03:00 <cYbR> they're inhanced boobs
19:03:00 <simba> they dont even look fake...
19:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not finishing my dinner now untill this is out of my head
19:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
19:03:00 <TheRiddler> how?
19:03:00 <Floss> like they talk shit?
19:03:00 <cYbR> http://i.imgur.com/gbncgKv.jpg?1
19:03:00 <simba> ur fake Lish
19:03:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU
19:03:00 <Lish> Haha
19:03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Flock Of Seagulls - I Ran (Apr 11, 2013) 3:58 - Category: - 1,942,235 views - 11,947 likes (98.2%), 214 dislikes (1.8%)
19:03:00 <Lish> No like they are made of silicone
19:03:00 <TheRiddler> no they're not
19:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> u so fake
19:03:00 <cYbR> fake boobs are still boobs
19:03:00 <Mew> my boobies are allll real
19:03:00 <TheRiddler> they're just full of milk
19:03:00 <cYbR> they're inhanced boobs
19:03:00 <simba> they dont even look fake...
19:04:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
19:04:00 <ShadowLurker> make up your fucking mind
19:04:00 <Bastardly_One> he changes each time he's wrong
19:04:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
19:04:00 <Pieter> fuck off Bastardly_One , just noticed we're in sync for a first time and i dont like it.
19:04:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't you noticed that?
19:04:00 <ShadowLurker> cos hes a fucking liar
19:04:00 <Maurice> Speaking of balls, my kid just yelled out 'WE'RE NOT SCARED OF YOUR BALLS'
19:04:00 <Serenity> just stop fucking indulging him honestly
19:04:00 <Serenity> hes a liar every single person here knows it
19:04:00 <Pieter> yeah do what Serenity says
19:04:00 <TheRon> good kid!
19:04:00 <Serenity> let him rant himself into another coma
19:04:00 <Pieter> you cant make up your mind alone
19:04:00 <ShadowLurker> and die?
19:04:00 <ShadowLurker> we can hope
19:04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Piet ... I read you like a book ... that's what you hate and always have
19:04:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're gonna talk shit
19:04:00 <Bastardly_One> least let your adhd keep ON track
19:04:00 <Lish> haha cYbR
19:04:00 <TheRiddler> or were
19:04:00 <cYbR> prove pls Mew :>
19:04:00 <simba> maybe ur just jealous
19:04:00 <Lish> I didnt click it
19:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh yea, cYbR nice lil story goin there
19:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
19:04:00 <Lish> I was shown it in another channel yesterday
19:04:00 <TheRiddler> do you still have milk mew?
19:04:00 <Floss> fake or not
19:04:00 <Lish> One of them looked fake
19:04:00 <Floss> boobs are boobs
19:04:00 <Lish> I dunno if it was mew haha
19:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> you should become a writer
19:04:00 <cYbR> oh thanks PandasDontDrive lol
19:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> submit something
19:04:00 <Mew> nah the milk went long ago
19:04:00 <simba> fake boobs suck
19:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> to a science fiction mag
19:04:00 <cYbR> there's a lot more to that story
19:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's how Stephen King started out
19:04:00 <Mew> my boobs arent fake theyre just round
19:04:00 <TheRiddler> oh
19:04:00 <TheRiddler> shame
19:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> submitting stories
19:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
19:04:00 <Floss> my mates think my boobs look fake sometimes
19:04:00 <Lish> haha cYbR
19:04:00 <TheRiddler> or were
19:04:00 <cYbR> prove pls Mew :>
19:04:00 <simba> maybe ur just jealous
19:04:00 <Lish> I didnt click it
19:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh yea, cYbR nice lil story goin there
19:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
19:04:00 <Lish> I was shown it in another channel yesterday
19:04:00 <TheRiddler> do you still have milk mew?
19:04:00 <Floss> fake or not
19:04:00 <Lish> One of them looked fake
19:04:00 <Floss> boobs are boobs
19:04:00 <Lish> I dunno if it was mew haha
19:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> you should become a writer
19:04:00 <cYbR> oh thanks PandasDontDrive lol
19:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> submit something
19:04:00 <Mew> nah the milk went long ago
19:04:00 <simba> fake boobs suck
19:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> to a science fiction mag
19:04:00 <cYbR> there's a lot more to that story
19:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's how Stephen King started out
19:04:00 <Mew> my boobs arent fake theyre just round
19:04:00 <TheRiddler> oh
19:04:00 <TheRiddler> shame
19:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> submitting stories
19:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
19:04:00 <Floss> my mates think my boobs look fake sometimes
19:05:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're good
19:05:00 <Lish> lol
19:05:00 <Floss> they sit up in a similair way
19:05:00 <Floss> dunno
19:05:00 <Mew> its a good thing
19:05:00 <cYbR> maybe they're just perky?
19:05:00 <Mew> means we've saved ourselves like $10K
19:05:00 <Floss> yeah i think its just pec muscles
19:05:00 <cYbR> I think a higher resolution image is needed to determine this.
19:05:00 <Mew> $5K if we got them done in thailand
19:05:00 <PandasDontDrive> aw not goin movies now
19:05:00 <Lish> Yeah exactly mew haha
19:05:00 <PandasDontDrive> who tf likes Gold Class anyway ffs
19:05:00 <Floss> ive seen what theyre on about in certain pics
19:05:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're good
19:05:00 <Lish> lol
19:05:00 <Floss> they sit up in a similair way
19:05:00 <Floss> dunno
19:05:00 <Mew> its a good thing
19:05:00 <cYbR> maybe they're just perky?
19:05:00 <Mew> means we've saved ourselves like $10K
19:05:00 <Floss> yeah i think its just pec muscles
19:05:00 <cYbR> I think a higher resolution image is needed to determine this.
19:05:00 <Mew> $5K if we got them done in thailand
19:05:00 <PandasDontDrive> aw not goin movies now
19:05:00 <Lish> Yeah exactly mew haha
19:05:00 <PandasDontDrive> who tf likes Gold Class anyway ffs
19:05:00 <Floss> ive seen what theyre on about in certain pics
19:06:00 <ShadowLurker> anyway as fun as this is
19:06:00 <ShadowLurker> ive got some code to write
19:06:00 <Bastardly_One> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew code
19:06:00 <stebie> omfgbbqhax, sorry, that site i mentioned doesn't have coinops i don't think
19:06:00 <ShadowLurker> java
19:06:00 <Bastardly_One> love/hate relationship with that stuff
19:06:00 <ShadowLurker> love it
19:06:00 <TheRon> anything to do with boobs?
19:06:00 <Serenity> no you dont you pot head mo growing liar
19:06:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
19:06:00 <Bastardly_One> you love java? you masochist
19:06:00 <Bastardly_One> but cool
19:06:00 <ShadowLurker> java c++ same same really
19:06:00 <Floss> they have a separation
19:06:00 <Floss> that u get in the fake ones
19:06:00 <PandasDontDrive> tit milk tastes yuck
19:06:00 <cYbR> aw come on, someone get their boobs out pls!
19:06:00 <Floss> but i think its all about a good pra and pectoral muscles
19:06:00 <Lish> Ew PandasDontDrive
19:06:00 <PandasDontDrive> but shes holding her tits up in the pic
19:06:00 <PandasDontDrive> arent u mew?
19:06:00 <PandasDontDrive> thats what handbraing is right?
19:06:00 <cYbR> what no?
19:06:00 <cYbR> handbrains is a type of watersport
19:06:00 <Floss> they have a separation
19:06:00 <Floss> that u get in the fake ones
19:06:00 <PandasDontDrive> tit milk tastes yuck
19:06:00 <cYbR> aw come on, someone get their boobs out pls!
19:06:00 <Floss> but i think its all about a good pra and pectoral muscles
19:06:00 <Lish> Ew PandasDontDrive
19:06:00 <PandasDontDrive> but shes holding her tits up in the pic
19:06:00 <PandasDontDrive> arent u mew?
19:06:00 <PandasDontDrive> thats what handbraing is right?
19:06:00 <cYbR> what no?
19:06:00 <cYbR> handbrains is a type of watersport
19:07:00 <Bastardly_One> true true
19:07:00 <Pieter> same same jesus
19:07:00 <Bastardly_One> C++ is the work of the devil though
19:07:00 <Pieter> say C
19:07:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
19:07:00 <Pieter> and not c++
19:07:00 <ShadowLurker> oh god
19:07:00 <stebie> c++ > java
19:07:00 <ShadowLurker> here we go
19:07:00 <TheRon> do people get laid talking about c++??
19:07:00 <Pieter> java just holds OOP
19:07:00 <ShadowLurker> depends stebie
19:07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah here we go
19:07:00 <ShadowLurker> c++ is more powerful
19:07:00 <Pieter> saying c++ is just wrong.
19:07:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> engineers use C++ a bit
19:07:00 <ShadowLurker> java is faster to develop
19:07:00 <cYbR> what rock have you been under
19:07:00 <TheRiddler> you have never been to a gold class?
19:07:00 <Floss> im playing theme hospital rofl
19:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
19:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> handbra
19:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have
19:07:00 <simba> broheim
19:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> gold class is for bogans
19:07:00 <Mew> yeah its a hand bra
19:07:00 <TheRiddler> ...
19:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> to feel special once a yea
19:07:00 <Mew> where you put your hands where a bra would be
19:07:00 <TheRiddler> how
19:07:00 <TheRiddler> they cant afford it lol
19:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao ino
19:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> k got it mew
19:07:00 <cYbR> shhh mew oh dammit the cats out of the bag now
19:07:00 <Mew> excelente
19:07:00 <partay> next handpanty
19:07:00 <cYbR> what rock have you been under
19:07:00 <TheRiddler> you have never been to a gold class?
19:07:00 <Floss> im playing theme hospital rofl
19:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
19:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> handbra
19:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have
19:07:00 <simba> broheim
19:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> gold class is for bogans
19:07:00 <Mew> yeah its a hand bra
19:07:00 <TheRiddler> ...
19:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> to feel special once a yea
19:07:00 <Mew> where you put your hands where a bra would be
19:07:00 <TheRiddler> how
19:07:00 <TheRiddler> they cant afford it lol
19:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao ino
19:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> k got it mew
19:07:00 <cYbR> shhh mew oh dammit the cats out of the bag now
19:07:00 <Mew> excelente
19:07:00 <partay> next handpanty
19:08:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking I hate Pieter right now
19:08:00 <ShadowLurker> and C != C++
19:08:00 <Pieter> hrm , it holds more translations yeh
19:08:00 <Pieter> but more powerful ?
19:08:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Pieter would no doubt think JavaScript and Java are the same thing too
19:08:00 <Pieter> a coding language is a coding language
19:08:00 <Bastardly_One> Piet, seriously stop embarrassing yourself
19:08:00 <Serenity> no shit
19:08:00 <Pieter> getting to the end result is all that counts
19:08:00 <TheRon> c++ is boring as fuck
19:08:00 <ShadowLurker> oh jesus
19:08:00 <Pieter> there is no more power in c++ than c
19:08:00 <ShadowLurker> clearly these ppl arent coders
19:08:00 <Bastardly_One> next you're say CSS is ... ummmmmmmmmmm
19:08:00 <ShadowLurker> OH WOW
19:08:00 <TheRon> i like beer sport and boobs
19:09:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> yes, let's all use PHP for a real time critical system
19:09:00 <Pieter> a couple ++'s dont make it not +special but ++special
19:09:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> and develop websites in ASM
19:09:00 <ShadowLurker> c++ is an OO language C is not
19:09:00 <Pieter> C++ is simply C + OOP
19:09:00 <Bastardly_One> GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
19:09:00 <Serenity> what the fuck would you know Pieter you hang from pay to pay waiting for your next fix buying and selling shti at cashies and ShadowLurker goes to his engineering job every day where he works with this shit
19:09:00 <Serenity> shut the fuck up for once in your life
19:09:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter I'll even off you a free hit
19:09:00 <Serenity> you're embarrassing
19:09:00 <Pieter> So yeh, OOP would make things far easier , less headaches
19:09:00 <Bastardly_One> if you just stop embarrassing yourself
19:09:00 <TheRon> oh for fuck's sake who has the better arse beyonce or rhianna??
19:09:00 <ShadowLurker> fucking hell
19:09:00 <Serenity> beyonce
19:09:00 <Pieter> bey
19:09:00 <Pieter> once
19:10:00 <Bastardly_One> rhianna has better everything
19:10:00 <Pieter> wait on!~!
19:10:00 <Pieter> NO
19:10:00 <Bastardly_One> Bey looks like a man
19:10:00 <Bastardly_One> these days
19:10:00 <Pieter> beyonces ass is sagging
19:10:00 <TheRon> i like beyonce's arse
19:10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm with stebie
19:10:00 <Pieter> its like shes gettiong thaet im 40 years old n gave birth 10 years ago n mah boidy has never been the same since ... one of those butts
19:11:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> OOP is sort of possible through C already via structs but it's kind of a hack and not proper
19:11:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> so your point is invalid, Pieter
19:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I think she's also looking more manly in physic these days
19:11:00 <TheRon> no OOP, beyonce's arse
19:11:00 <ShadowLurker> pieter knows nothing of programming
19:11:00 <Bastardly_One> we've over than xm
19:11:00 <ShadowLurker> used to be a fucking pineapple
19:11:00 <Bastardly_One> because we can't stop laughing at hime
19:11:00 <Bastardly_One> or eyerolling
19:12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
19:12:00 <TheRon> OPP yeah you know me
19:12:00 <Bastardly_One> I just thought of something
19:12:00 <Bastardly_One> I've gonna have to to VB again next year
19:12:00 <Serenity> oppa gangnam style
19:12:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
19:12:00 <ShadowLurker> eww why
19:12:00 <Bastardly_One> still a teaching standard
19:12:00 <stebie> do they still teach VB6?
19:12:00 <Bastardly_One> believe it or not
19:12:00 <ShadowLurker> yuck
19:12:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> probably not but they still develop in it
19:12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, they still teach all the old rubbish
19:12:00 <ShadowLurker> i gave up on that and moved to C
19:13:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> there will always be legacy code
19:13:00 <TheRon> opp samples which song?
19:13:00 <Bastardly_One> you are telling me ... yuck doesn't even cover it
19:13:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> my first job was with VB6 actually
19:13:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> DLL Hell mudda fuckas
19:13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm hoping by next year though
19:13:00 <stebie> lol
19:14:00 <TheRon> you down with OPP??
19:14:00 <Bastardly_One> they might discover there are easier was to program things like databases
19:14:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
19:14:00 <ShadowLurker> java and mysql
19:14:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what you get when the dean of IT
19:14:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> most web frameworks just abstract it all away now
19:14:00 <Bastardly_One> is 200 yrs old
19:14:00 <Bastardly_One> and the head teacher is not so much lazy
19:14:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> quite a few people dont even know how create their own schemas and get the framework to deal with it
19:14:00 <Bastardly_One> but just has too much to do
19:15:00 <Bastardly_One> to really worry too much about much more than keeping everyone else on track
19:15:00 <Bastardly_One> the poor bastard is so overworked
19:15:00 <stebie> mysql is kewl
19:15:00 <TheRon> you down with OPP??
19:15:00 <stebie> TheRon, what?
19:15:00 <omfgbbqhax> odb
19:16:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie he's taking the piss out of you, I and ShadowLurker
19:16:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
19:16:00 <stebie> how dare he
19:16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm "ignoring" him
19:16:00 <Bastardly_One> I know!
19:16:00 <Bastardly_One> nokick ban him!
19:16:00 <TheRon> it got to techy
19:16:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
19:16:00 <Bastardly_One> man that was my favourite ban
19:17:00 <stebie> oh hey Pieter's gone
19:17:00 <Bastardly_One> PHEW!
19:17:00 <TheRon> woo hoo
19:17:00 <Serenity> thank fuck
19:17:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously he was getting frustrating
19:17:00 <omfgbbqhax> he will be back
19:17:00 <ShadowLurker> i bet hes raging now
19:17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... he's only pinged out
19:17:00 <ShadowLurker> cant cook up properly cos of the rage shakes
19:17:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks stebie
19:17:00 <Bastardly_One> I forgot that nick was there
19:18:00 <stebie> yeah, i tried banning it earlier... that's how i knew my nickname expired
19:18:00 <stebie> D:
19:18:00 <ShadowLurker> thers that moderating thing again b1
19:18:00 <ShadowLurker> fyi
19:18:00 <stebie> stupid austnet services
19:18:00 <TheRon> skid row - i remember you
19:18:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, didn't mean it like that ShadowLurker
19:18:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not telling the ops what to do IMO
19:18:00 <Bastardly_One> just the way I speak as I can't do shit about what I object to
19:18:00 <omfgbbqhax> la la la la
19:19:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't mean it as "do this"
19:19:00 <TheRon> boobs!!!
19:19:00 <couleurs> brb stebie
19:19:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, for a cold day TheRon
19:19:00 <Bastardly_One> there was some nice arses about today
19:19:00 <omfgbbqhax> BOOBS!!!!!
19:19:00 <Bastardly_One> for the record
19:19:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh fuck
19:19:00 <TheRon> 15 degrees
19:19:00 <omfgbbqhax> wb Pieter
19:19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and they usually cover up true?
19:19:00 <TheRon> ballarat people bitch about the weather
19:20:00 <stebie> couleurs, k
19:20:00 <Pieter> I am aint I
19:20:00 <omfgbbqhax> move to tas
19:20:00 <Pieter> =p
19:20:00 <Pieter> heya :)
19:20:00 <Bastardly_One> today much of been arse day and no-one told me
19:20:00 <omfgbbqhax> then complain about weather
19:20:00 <Pieter> how are ya doin tonight?
19:20:00 <Bastardly_One> hax
19:20:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes b1
19:20:00 <Bastardly_One> we can get colder in the winter at night ... true
19:20:00 <Bastardly_One> not making that up
19:20:00 <TheRon> i love it cold at night
19:20:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't
19:20:00 <omfgbbqhax> i love cold weather
19:20:00 <Bastardly_One> my favoured walking time in between 8 and 10pm
19:21:00 <Pieter> same
19:21:00 <TheRon> i got my blankets and doona set up right
19:21:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats why i am still in tassie
19:21:00 <Bastardly_One> other than that it's awesome
19:21:00 <Bastardly_One> My lungs demand their daily walk
19:21:00 <Bastardly_One> so does what little mind I have left
19:21:00 <Bastardly_One> the legs usually say fuck off with that shit though
19:22:00 <TheRon> b1 you're not the town rapist are you?
19:22:00 <TheRon> :)
19:22:00 <Bastardly_One> I could possibly look like it at night in winter
19:22:00 <Bastardly_One> but no
19:23:00 <Bastardly_One> we have one by the way?
19:23:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not seen local news for a week or two
19:23:00 <TheRon> i think so!
19:23:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit? what area do you know?
19:23:00 <omfgbbqhax> la la la la la la la
19:23:00 <TheRon> it's ballarat we ahve to have a town rapist
19:24:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't go that far
19:24:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> ive seen pictures of that weird guy from Ballarat that goes around everywhere with pictures of himself wearing a witch's hat
19:24:00 <Bastardly_One> we seem a bashing city
19:24:00 <TheRon> no?
19:24:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> so is he famous?
19:24:00 <Bastardly_One> who?
19:24:00 <faux> That's b1 xm
19:24:00 <Bastardly_One> got a link to him at all?
19:24:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
19:24:00 <faux> U sh
19:25:00 <faux> !
19:25:00 <TheRon> i'm just assuming
19:25:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> nah that'd be Wiccan's Hat
19:25:00 <faux> Lol
19:25:00 <omfgbbqhax> BOOBS
19:25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
19:25:00 <Bastardly_One> goth guy?
19:25:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!!!
19:25:00 <Bastardly_One> would be kind of my age?
19:25:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Bastardly_One: saw it ages ago
19:25:00 <omfgbbqhax> TITS OUT!!!!!
19:25:00 <Bastardly_One> this kind of sounds like Garth
19:25:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> he was most likely a drunken hooligan
19:25:00 <Bastardly_One> who I've not seen forever ... a goth musician
19:25:00 <TheRon> garth off the office?
19:26:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd wear a witches hat like that for the fuck of it
19:26:00 <TheRon> oh wait that gr=areth
19:26:00 <Picard> hello people
19:26:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> reminds me of Buckethead
19:27:00 <Bastardly_One> look at this wanker
19:27:00 <Bastardly_One> this is garth
19:27:00 <Bastardly_One> https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Kbiv_ZUdsT0/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/E5IDW4q_01Q/photo.jpg
19:27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:27:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> doe she have a cane
19:27:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> he*
19:27:00 <Bastardly_One> http://i1.sndcdn.com/avatars-000049754393-yhl7t1-crop.jpg?164b459
19:28:00 <Bastardly_One> that's him again
19:28:00 <Bastardly_One> yes he does
19:28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm doing this on purpose for the final clincher
19:28:00 <Bastardly_One> http://evileye.com.au/evileye2008/images/garth.jpg
19:28:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> and when you ask him for the time he takes the clock out of his pocket and opens it?
19:28:00 <Pieter> ooo that vanessa chick from Clerks is on raymond at the moment
19:29:00 <Bastardly_One> the clincher
19:29:00 <Bastardly_One> http://i1.sndcdn.com/avatars-000011211533-5fjn9p-large.jpg?164b459
19:29:00 <Bastardly_One> when he suddenly became old for 6 mths
19:30:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> looks very different
19:30:00 <Pieter> I find her quite attractive but not in the sexual sense which scares me cos now I have to create a non fuckable but hot catergory:(
19:30:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon huh?
19:30:00 <Bastardly_One> very very very very good artist though
19:30:00 <Picard> how are we all today?
19:30:00 <Bastardly_One> his band wasn't too bad
19:30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll find a link for you
19:30:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> rock 'n roll does take its toll
19:30:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> on the body
19:30:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> and mind....
19:31:00 <Bastardly_One> not the best quality
19:31:00 <Bastardly_One> but gives you an idea
19:31:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i bet it's on myspace then
19:31:00 <Bastardly_One> this is at the uni I go to years ago
19:31:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI-MvPamoPc
19:31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: IMMACULATA - Mortal on UBlive (May 19, 2008) 3:53 - Category: - 2,558 views - 9 likes (81.8%), 2 dislikes (18.2%)
19:31:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> does Ballarat have a uni
19:32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I go to it
19:32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:32:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's him singing
19:35:00 <Bastardly_One> actually xm
19:35:00 <Bastardly_One> they do have a myspace
19:35:00 <Bastardly_One> with some excellent tunes on it
19:35:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just looking for more clips
19:35:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> the back up singers arent exactly helpful
19:35:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah never took off
19:36:00 <Bastardly_One> think of the time though
19:36:00 <Bastardly_One> we had bands like the mavis's
19:36:00 <Bastardly_One> and all those kind of bands hitting semi bigtime
19:36:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> it would have been better if they had a bassist or something
19:36:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> it's just a bit weird
19:36:00 <Bastardly_One> they're a bunch of EDM goth weirdos maaaaaaaaaaaaan
19:37:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what I think they're influences by in places?
19:37:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> it just makes the whole act centre on him -- so it looks more a solo artist with backup singers
19:37:00 <Bastardly_One> heard of Laibach?
19:37:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> like a&
19:37:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> nope
19:37:00 <Bastardly_One> totally ... I know what you mean
19:37:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on and you might hear the influence
19:38:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> the music isnt that bad
19:38:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5pRLZkJdP8
19:38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LAIBACH / OPUS DEI / LIFE IS LIFE (Feb 25, 2007) 4:29 - Category: - 297,209 views - 1,187 likes (96.1%), 48 dislikes (3.9%)
19:38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I wonder
19:38:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> but given their look i want the 80s style of percussion with that over done reverb
19:38:00 <Bastardly_One> never did ask ... if he was trying to achieve that kind of synch
19:38:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> but that could just be my pref
19:39:00 <Bastardly_One> Laibach will blow you away
19:39:00 <Bastardly_One> how powerful is that shit? :D
19:39:00 <Bastardly_One> love it!
19:39:00 <Bastardly_One> and his voice
19:39:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine him singing his kid bedtime stories
19:39:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
19:39:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i thought that was hitler on the mountain at first
19:39:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> squatting
19:40:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> are they german?
19:40:00 <Bastardly_One> and take note of the imagiary
19:40:00 <Bastardly_One> the deer everywhere in it
19:40:00 <Bastardly_One> nearly
19:40:00 <Bastardly_One> think more eastern
19:40:00 <Bastardly_One> Sloveian
19:41:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> very strange video
19:41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
19:41:00 <Bastardly_One> you think that's strange
19:41:00 <Bastardly_One> wait for the next one of theirs
19:41:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i generally stick to dance music videos
19:41:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to show you how they do covers
19:42:00 <Bastardly_One> because this one I am thinking of
19:42:00 <Bastardly_One> you will go ... what?
19:42:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> they either film it in a concrete jungle where boy tries to meet girl but always misses her... or they're at a beach in bikinis partying etc
19:42:00 <Picard> oops
19:42:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI4wL1n_cOc
19:42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Laibach - Geburt Einer Nation (Apr 15, 2010) 4:21 - Category: - 124,221 views - 662 likes (98.1%), 13 dislikes (1.9%)
19:42:00 <Bastardly_One> actually the one after this will make you go what?
19:43:00 <Bastardly_One> but you must know what this is a sort of cover of
19:43:00 <Bastardly_One> surely
19:44:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> yes, i recognise the eagle sample from He-man
19:44:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> lulz jokes
19:44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:44:00 <Bastardly_One> what's it a cover of?
19:44:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of
19:44:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> too late -- saw the queen's 'one vision'
19:44:00 <Bastardly_One> yah yah get me a light beer!
19:44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... he doesn't say that by the way
19:44:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> but i dont listen to Queen that much
19:44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
19:44:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> it was in comments
19:44:00 <Bastardly_One> this one then
19:44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh damn
19:45:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7muCRio2nQ
19:45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Laibach - Sympathy for the Devil (Official Video) (Jul 12, 2012) 6:01 - Category: - 187,191 views - 931 likes (95.1%), 48 dislikes (4.9%)
19:45:00 <Bastardly_One> this will get ya
19:45:00 <Bastardly_One> first time I heard this I was like ... how fucking good is this?
19:45:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> you know the lead singer of LaiBach does look a bit like Freddie too
19:45:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll just go ... what?
19:45:00 <Bastardly_One> hahaha he kind of does
19:45:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> have to finish something. bbl
19:45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll link info on them after this cover
19:45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh damn
19:45:00 <Bastardly_One> later
19:52:00 <couleurs> PietSNotAbabe
19:53:00 <Bastardly_One> damn Dr Seuss had a lot of quotes that actually are quite true
19:53:00 <Bastardly_One> "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells"
19:53:00 <couleurs> EA Sprouts... It's in the Gayme
19:57:00 <PietSAbabe> Oh wow , I never fucked around much with ripping music cds via win media player, 3 seconds per track from RAW to MP3 , Never knew it read and compressed that fast
19:57:00 <Excessive> orraite
19:57:00 <Excessive> I'm back
19:58:00 <Excessive> wassabi
19:58:00 <PietSAbabe> how long does it take to compress a movie from dvd or bluray these days using current tech ?
19:59:00 <PietSAbabe> couleurs: Ebay Sprouts?
19:59:00 <PietSAbabe> Piet Er D. He's all fame.
19:59:00 <couleurs> 8 days
20:00:00 <PietSAbabe> remain to sleep with 50 women
20:00:00 <Excessive> I gotsah 700ml bourbon
20:01:00 <Excessive> who wants to play? :P
20:01:00 <PietSAbabe> I was thinkin about gettin a bottle of southern but last time I had I couldnt notice the physical effects :(
20:02:00 <PietSAbabe> dopamine musta said all buhbyes by then
20:02:00 <PietSAbabe> Lumeah Lumeah Lumeeahhh,,
20:02:00 <Lumeah> :)
20:02:00 <Lumeah> piety piety piety
20:03:00 <omfgbbqhax> shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
20:04:00 <ness> evening assholes
20:04:00 <Lumeah> whyyyyyyyyy
20:04:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am here
20:04:00 <Lumeah> lol
20:05:00 <omfgbbqhax> no need to look
20:05:00 <Lumeah> lest you admit it lol
20:05:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmJHjNk0ecc
20:05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wolf Alice - Moaning Lisa Smile (Apr 8, 2014) 2:41 - Category: - 13,933 views - 187 likes (99.5%), 1 dislikes (0.5%)
20:05:00 <Picard> over here Lumeah
20:05:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am lonely now mley has gone
20:05:00 <Lumeah> awwww
20:05:00 <omfgbbqhax> but she is back tomorrow for another week
20:05:00 <Lumeah> ahh ok
20:05:00 <Lumeah> ony one night off?
20:05:00 <omfgbbqhax> my week with her starts tomorrrow
20:06:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have had her cause i am sick and not at work
20:06:00 <omfgbbqhax> seems senseless for us both to take time off work
20:07:00 <Lumeah> true true
20:07:00 <couleurs> :)
20:08:00 <PietSAbabe> wtff!
20:08:00 <PietSAbabe> I found a leaflet on my chair under te clothes
20:08:00 <PietSAbabe> Watch your Moth
20:08:00 <PietSAbabe> the DAM facts about safe oral sex
20:08:00 <PietSAbabe> theres a fucking thingy for ya nfucking mouth!\
20:09:00 <PietSAbabe> grr , that popball flappy rubber or whatever thing n ya throw the spermacide in it ,throw it up the vag
20:09:00 <PietSAbabe> same lookin kinda thing but ya throw it in ya mouth
20:09:00 <Serenity> 1975 called it wants its contraceptive back
20:10:00 <omfgbbqhax> sheep intestine condoms rule
20:10:00 <PietSAbabe> ya giving head and does all a dinga would do except the guys finally dont have to worry about conveersing em using flavoured dingas
20:10:00 <PietSAbabe> animal skin dingas still exist
20:11:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> drawn like a moth to a flame...burns like a fire when you pee...thank you Chlamydia
20:12:00 <PietSAbabe> they're not very reliable tho , seemed like it reacted chemically in the vag n yeh , it tears .... ya had to use a special lube with it too , but thatsd just from what i recall from convos back in sex ed in year 9
20:12:00 <PietSAbabe> :p
20:12:00 <Excessive> oh, pretteh warm in ere
20:15:00 <Excessive> hmmmmmm, bourbon n red bull
20:16:00 <Excessive> I donno, I think the coke is bettah
20:18:00 <faux> .
20:22:00 <couleurs> i loev u guys
20:23:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAlVnbOHnkY
20:23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jungle Giants - A Pair of Lovers (OFFICIAL) (Apr 3, 2014) 2:57 - Category: - 12,959 views - 488 likes (99%), 5 dislikes (1%)
20:27:00 <Excessive> orraite, I need a refill
20:27:00 <couleurs> me 2
20:28:00 <omfgbbqhax> not me
20:29:00 <couleurs> how dear u
20:30:00 <omfgbbqhax> does it look like i have antlers?
20:31:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5uQMwRMHcs
20:31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Daft Punk - Instant Crush ft. Julian Casablancas (Dec 6, 2013) 5:40 - Category: - 35,251,147 views - 287,254 likes (97.3%), 7,977 dislikes (2.7%)
20:31:00 <couleurs> yeas
20:38:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmm
20:39:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mAkgMtOyRs
20:39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jonas Mantey - Traumtänzer (Jun 16, 2012) 8:36 - Category: - 939,360 views - 7,872 likes (98.6%), 112 dislikes (1.4%)
20:40:00 <SexParlour> daft punk
20:40:00 <SexParlour> amazing
20:40:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QHJRTPDMxs
20:40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: L-FRESH The LION - One (May 19, 2013) 0 - Category: - 24,560 views - 344 likes (99.7%), 1 dislikes (0.3%)
20:40:00 <SexParlour> good new hip hop
20:40:00 <SexParlour> aussie shit
20:40:00 <SexParlour> bit like ellesquire
20:40:00 <SexParlour> u know who is a fucking retard
20:40:00 <SexParlour> all day
20:40:00 <SexParlour> and that faggot bam bam
20:41:00 <SexParlour> they r the biggest fuckwirs
20:41:00 <SexParlour> wits
20:41:00 <SexParlour> all day sounds lik ea girl
20:43:00 <SexParlour> np: [Burial]-03 Spaceape (Feat. Spaceape).mp3
20:43:00 <SexParlour> this one is for simba
20:44:00 <Picard> faggotttttttttttttttt
20:44:00 <mandyjane> u r
20:44:00 <Picard> no
20:44:00 <mandyjane> yer
20:45:00 <Picard> ok
20:45:00 <mandyjane> how do i check my internet speed
20:45:00 <Picard> wanna watch me suck a dick?
20:45:00 <mandyjane> what? hell fucking no
20:45:00 <Picard> y?
20:45:00 <mandyjane> not my type
20:45:00 <mandyjane> my ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp button is broke
20:45:00 <mandyjane> ppp fixed now
20:46:00 <couleurs> huhuhuhu
20:46:00 <SexParlour> mandyjane has a vhost
20:46:00 <SexParlour> but doesnt know how to fucking check his internet speed
20:46:00 <SexParlour> n00b
20:46:00 <mandyjane> yeh u wanna come to my sex parlour
20:46:00 <mandyjane> lol jks, not invited
20:47:00 <mandyjane> mad topic pic
20:47:00 <mandyjane> Serenity
20:47:00 <SexParlour> who wants an invite
20:47:00 <The_Baron> oh that's still up
20:47:00 <mandyjane> its taken ages to load lol
20:47:00 <SexParlour> to waffles.fm
20:47:00 <mandyjane> wheres linda
20:47:00 <mandyjane> and mew
20:48:00 <The_Baron> who knows
20:48:00 <The_Baron> maybe having pillow fights in satin undies
20:48:00 <The_Baron> ur guess is as good as mine
20:48:00 <omfgbbqhax> boobs
20:48:00 <mandyjane> omg yes boobs
20:48:00 <SexParlour> linda is sucking cocks in the valley in brissy
20:48:00 <SexParlour> she is sucking a germy cock
20:49:00 <mandyjane> how much?
20:49:00 <mandyjane> you sound angry, Serenity
20:49:00 <mandyjane> oops SexParlour
20:50:00 <couleurs> pics
20:51:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QrCFSJyabs
20:51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Broods - Never Gonna Change (Mar 4, 2014) 4:15 - Category: - 324,762 views - 3,204 likes (99%), 31 dislikes (1%)
20:52:00 <cYbR> o/
20:53:00 <Zade> preferred the Burial Link
20:55:00 <Zade> hello mrvdv
20:55:00 <mrvdv> hey Zade
20:55:00 <mrvdv> whats up
20:55:00 <Zade> whats happening?
20:55:00 <Zade> yeah not much
20:55:00 <mrvdv> nothing much and urself
20:55:00 <mrvdv> ah yeah kool
20:55:00 <The_Baron> http://imgur.com/CexiI15
20:56:00 <Rak> pic needs more boobs
20:56:00 <The_Baron> yeah it does
20:56:00 <The_Baron> everythings better with boobs
20:57:00 <The_Baron> hey wanna see a sexy bud though Rak?
20:57:00 <Rak> agreed
20:57:00 <Rak> always :D
20:57:00 <Lish> Fake boobs
20:57:00 <mandyjane> hello tony
20:57:00 <Rak> heya mandyj
20:57:00 <Lish> By desperate irc women
20:57:00 <Lish> Woo
20:57:00 <Lish> Stuff dreams are made of
20:57:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t31.0-8/10015128_241545896037267_9179421034913316316_o.jpg
20:57:00 <The_Baron> this was my lunch sesh
20:57:00 <mandyjane> mines better
20:57:00 <cYbR> lol baron
20:57:00 <mandyjane> oi have you seen frozen, anyone?
20:57:00 <Rak> is that your own grow as well?
20:58:00 <cYbR> i've seen that pic like 4 times now xD
20:58:00 <mandyjane> lol
20:58:00 <SexParlour> np: [Purity Ring - Ungirthed (2011) - 320 - VINYL]-01 - Ungirthed.mp3
20:59:00 <Kynetic> http://i.imgur.com/bZR2rDE.jpg
20:59:00 <Excessive> ummmmmm, I'mnah turn it up n rattle some windows with this ........ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jbQdJtaPao
20:59:00 <PietSAbabe> Im the stuff dreams are made of fuckin!
20:59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Warp Technique - Wonderland Dub (Oct 5, 2009) 8:08 - Category: - 14,590 views - 139 likes (99.3%), 1 dislikes (0.7%)
20:59:00 <PietSAbabe> and no , not nightmares
20:59:00 <Lish> Why kicking me
20:59:00 <PietSAbabe> :p
20:59:00 <Lish> They told me you do meth
20:59:00 <mandyjane> lol
20:59:00 <Lumeah> i respected you
21:00:00 <doctor> Lumeah sounds upset
21:00:00 <PietSAbabe> Yeahh umm , if youre gonna rely on peoples comments from here then I suggest you begin wearing a motorbike helmet whilst you go for daily walks
21:00:00 <Lish> Hahaha
21:00:00 <PietSAbabe> thats how nutty you would be if you consider believing people here
21:00:00 <mandyjane> do u ride a bike PietSAbabe? gonna swoop in and save her
21:01:00 <PietSAbabe> both, peddle power n horsepower :p
21:01:00 <mandyjane> dont wory Lish, youve got peter to look after you
21:01:00 <PietSAbabe> the values of horsepower are very small tho , there should be a value for pieterpower
21:01:00 <mandyjane> youre sweet girl
21:01:00 <Lish> Excellent
21:01:00 <PietSAbabe> pieterpower.moo
21:01:00 <Lish> Hahahs
21:02:00 <couleurs> `seen any1good
21:02:00 <prowl> couleurs, I don't remember seeing any1good.
21:02:00 <couleurs> diden't think so
21:02:00 <Lish> Lol
21:02:00 <Excessive> `seen intelligence
21:02:00 <prowl> Excessive, intelligence? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember intelligence.
21:02:00 <mandyjane> lol
21:02:00 <omfgbbqhax> `seen mycock
21:02:00 <prowl> omfgbbqhax, I don't remember seeing mycock.
21:03:00 <cYbR> i can see mycock
21:03:00 <SexParlour> this time of night brings all the bottom feeders into this channel
21:03:00 <PietSAbabe> I wanna know which horse they used to have a scale to multiply when an something outputs more than 1 horse... I know its related to the olden days when horses were all there was to get around , but the first car having only a 1hp engine , if in a drag race does it mean it will take off just as hard as the horse n just as fast ?
21:03:00 <SexParlour> cybr is the only cool guy
21:03:00 <mandyjane> but first, let me take a selfie
21:03:00 <Rak> with boobs
21:03:00 <mandyjane> lol
21:03:00 <PietSAbabe> cos yeh , pharlap blew his engine
21:03:00 <cYbR> ohthanx SexParlour
21:04:00 <PietSAbabe> cybr
21:04:00 <PietSAbabe> compnent
21:04:00 <PietSAbabe> :/
21:04:00 <SexParlour> piet
21:04:00 <SexParlour> fuck off please
21:04:00 <Picard> what did i miss?
21:04:00 <PietSAbabe> SexParlour
21:04:00 <SexParlour> picard the sad 45 sack of shit
21:04:00 <SexParlour> crusty balls
21:04:00 <PietSAbabe> I dont care whether you stay or go cos yuoure close to invisible here
21:04:00 <PietSAbabe> :)
21:04:00 <SexParlour> fucking go away
21:04:00 <SexParlour> im not invisibile
21:04:00 <SexParlour> stfu slut
21:04:00 <cYbR> compnent wut
21:05:00 <cYbR> i'm not sure what you said just not Pieter
21:05:00 <PietSAbabe> why dont ya pull out 'Dis be mah houseee bittch./'
21:05:00 <Lish> I'm tired
21:05:00 <cYbR> PietSAbabe*
21:05:00 <SexParlour> lish
21:05:00 <SexParlour> im le tired
21:05:00 <cYbR> *just now. Wow I ruined that sentence
21:05:00 <PietSAbabe> its bound to come out sooner or later , when peoples insults are weaker than little johnny jokes then yeh
21:05:00 <SexParlour> piet
21:05:00 <SexParlour> fuck your a tard
21:05:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91tcYBQBzL4
21:05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Burial and Four Tet Feat. Thom Yorke - Ego HQ (Mar 19, 2011) 6:36 - Category: - 587,300 views - 4,644 likes (98.9%), 53 dislikes (1.1%)
21:05:00 <Lish> I'm le tired too
21:05:00 <Lish> It's ghey
21:06:00 <Lish> I want to be more awake
21:06:00 <Picard> Lish where are the boob pics?
21:06:00 <SexParlour> zade
21:06:00 <Excessive> and she said "the idiot is at the end of this ruler" and I asked "which end?"
21:06:00 <Lish> I'm not desperate for attention
21:06:00 <Lish> So no boob pics
21:06:00 <Picard> oh my
21:07:00 <Picard> harsh
21:07:00 <omfgbbqhax> wb lumeah
21:07:00 <Lish> Haha
21:07:00 <Lish> But true?
21:07:00 <Lumeah> ty
21:07:00 <cYbR> PietSAbabe> cybr
21:07:00 <cYbR> <PietSAbabe> compnent
21:07:00 <cYbR> gonna fill me in on what that means?
21:07:00 <Picard> so u are saying the other ladies who did hand bra pics are?
21:07:00 <Lish> Aren't they?
21:07:00 <Picard> im asking you
21:07:00 <Lish> Why else would they do it?
21:07:00 <Lish> Yes, I believe that to be true :)
21:07:00 <cYbR> i did handerwear
21:07:00 <Picard> they like sharing the love?
21:08:00 <Lish> Incorrect
21:08:00 <cYbR> doesn't mean I care for the attention
21:08:00 <cYbR> I believe in reciprocation
21:08:00 <Picard> id show u my cock, no other reason then the shock value
21:08:00 <Lish> People can google boobs
21:08:00 <Lish> No need to show the whole of irc yours unless you want attention
21:08:00 <Picard> can i google your boobs?
21:08:00 <cYbR> someone is bold enough to get their gear partially out, someone they like does it back, both parties have fun. It's a win-win
21:08:00 <Lish> That's just my opinion
21:09:00 <Picard> ok
21:09:00 <Excessive> and I got some chicken livers today n some onion n a french stick ......... gonnah do a fryup with it and some diced onion soon-ish
21:09:00 <Lish> I'm not saying they are bad people
21:09:00 <Lish> Just attention seeking :)
21:09:00 <Picard> i understand
21:09:00 <cYbR> isn't everyone attention seeking by joining IRC?
21:09:00 <Lish> No
21:09:00 <cYbR> if you're not here to have others chat with you why be here at all?
21:10:00 <Lish> Entertainment/company isn't attention seeking
21:10:00 <Rak> i think it was considerate of them to share theirs
21:10:00 <cYbR> but it's attention none the less
21:10:00 <Picard> Rak im with u
21:10:00 <cYbR> just more socially accepted
21:10:00 <mandyjane> i havent been reading
21:10:00 <mandyjane> fuck
21:10:00 <mandyjane> cant care,,
21:10:00 <Lish> Haha
21:10:00 <Picard> mandyjane are u sharing a handbra pic??
21:11:00 <mandyjane> nah, i swing mine over my shoulders, tie em back
21:11:00 <Excessive> over the tott ye?
21:11:00 <Excessive> tatt*
21:11:00 <cYbR> anyway, Lish, I tend to have a marginally higher amount of respect for women who say no when asked for boob pics, tbh. That being said, I'll still ask, and I'll still look, and I'll still enjoy
21:11:00 <Rak> is that tatt done yet?
21:11:00 <mandyjane> oh no, im saving not spending
21:11:00 <mandyjane> bit needle shy too
21:11:00 <Lish> Yeah why wouldn't you enjoy, if they are giving them out for free.
21:11:00 <Lish> You'd be crazy not too
21:12:00 <Lish> But they aren't doing it to make you happy, they are doing it to make themselves feel good
21:12:00 <Rak> crazy
21:12:00 <cYbR> my WoW nerd housemates are going to hate that I'm downloading
21:12:00 <mandyjane> have u got a tattoo yet Rak
21:12:00 <Rak> nah not yet
21:13:00 <Rak> prolly soon though
21:13:00 <mandyjane> i got a blind pimple and its sore and im trying not to touch it
21:13:00 <Lish> I'm trying to figure out how to use a blackberry
21:13:00 <Picard> thats not a pimple, its herpes
21:14:00 <Lish> Why are they not awesome like my iPhone
21:14:00 <mandyjane> lol i used to have a hiptop phone
21:14:00 <Rak> easy Lish. you thor it in tbe bin and get a better hpone
21:14:00 <Rak> *throw
21:14:00 <Picard> because they are shit lis
21:14:00 <Lish> Haha
21:14:00 <Picard> h
21:14:00 <Lish> Yeah they are
21:14:00 <Lish> It's for work
21:14:00 <Lish> I can't even figure out how to lock it
21:14:00 <Picard> hammer?
21:15:00 <Lish> Maybe an option
21:15:00 <Excessive> my lil bro got a tatt of the coat of arms of Romania on one of his upper arms and when I was over at the oldies for x-mas I asked him wat's with that ......... and he goes "it's cause of mum" .......... though he knows fck all abt Romanian culture
21:15:00 <Picard> drop it in the sink
21:15:00 <Picard> i did that with a shit old nokia, claimed the insurance and got an iphone
21:16:00 <cYbR> dl speed: 2.5MB/s
21:16:00 <cYbR> stoked
21:16:00 <Lish> I hate Blake griffins face
21:16:00 <Lish> Nice on picard
21:16:00 <Picard> hahahaa
21:17:00 <couleurs> :)
21:17:00 <Sponge> i still use my nokiae51
21:17:00 <Sponge> it keeps on keeping on verry fuckkking slooooowwwwwly
21:17:00 <Lish> Some guy at work uses an old Nokia
21:17:00 <Lish> I want to punch him in the face
21:17:00 <Sponge> it lasts for 5 days between charges
21:17:00 <Sponge> it's crazy
21:18:00 <Lish> It's not acceptable
21:18:00 <Sponge> it's not acceptable if it's' a hipster
21:18:00 <Sponge> being nokiahipsterish
21:18:00 <Lish> Nah it's just an uncool dad
21:18:00 <Lish> Clips it on his waist
21:19:00 <Sponge> hahaha
21:19:00 <Lish> His poor kids
21:21:00 <The_Baron> why do hipsters have to turn practrical retro into terminally lame?
21:21:00 <Lish> Because they are brain dead
21:23:00 <The_Baron> well I can't really argue that
21:23:00 <Lish> :)
21:23:00 <Lish> I'm wise
21:24:00 <couleurs> me 2
21:24:00 <The_Baron> I'm the most modest person in the entire universe, even the parrallel ones
21:24:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
21:24:00 <The_Baron> be humbled by my humbleness
21:24:00 <The_Baron> and tremble at my sheer temerity
21:24:00 <Lish> I am happy at the results of this nba game
21:24:00 <Lish> It makes me pleasedddddddd
21:25:00 <Googie85> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Q_vGU-0T4
21:25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: iOS 4.1 Jailbroken (Pieter) (Sep 21, 2010) 2:15 - Category: - 667 views - 1 likes (7.7%), 12 dislikes (92.3%)
21:25:00 <Excessive> k, I'mah go n do mah fryup
21:31:00 <omfgbbqhax> ha ha ha
21:31:00 <omfgbbqhax> that vid is funny
21:31:00 <omfgbbqhax> specially the end
21:31:00 <omfgbbqhax> suck it
21:32:00 <Lumeah> ta
21:35:00 <Googie85> Lol, he even jailbreaked an iphone by himself, rofl
21:35:00 <omfgbbqhax> that vid is gold
21:35:00 <omfgbbqhax> dont know why he hit himself in the nuts though
21:36:00 <Googie85> other people dont know how to hack
21:37:00 <PietSAbabe> I hacked your mum to pieces last night tho
21:37:00 <PietSAbabe> go see for yourself, she should strill be pulling herself together
21:37:00 <PietSAbabe> I break people:(
21:37:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
21:37:00 <Googie85> suck it
21:37:00 <PietSAbabe> We all read humpty dumpty
21:38:00 <PietSAbabe> he aint getting back together again
21:38:00 <PietSAbabe> he's scrambled.
21:38:00 <omfgbbqhax> how many years did it take u to jailbreak piet
21:38:00 <Googie85> hod did you jailbreak IOS 4.1?
21:38:00 <Lumeah> don't be a fucking smartass then and make assumptions your wrong about.
21:39:00 <Googie85> *how
21:39:00 <PietSAbabe> anyway, gotta smoke up, eat up drink up poo up shower up- toke up n shut up n then fuck her up *nod*
21:39:00 <mandyjane> retard
21:39:00 <PietSAbabe> *nod*
21:39:00 <omfgbbqhax> junkie
21:39:00 <Lumeah> *shakes head*
21:39:00 <mandyjane> are you autistic?
21:39:00 <cYbR> good up until toke up
21:39:00 <PietSAbabe> jnukieeE!!
21:39:00 <PietSAbabe> :P
21:40:00 <Lumeah> you had your chance
21:40:00 <PietSAbabe> shyea , like theres any one on the planet that requires anyones approval from here =P
21:40:00 <mandyjane> suck it up, buttercup
21:40:00 <PietSAbabe> ooo
21:40:00 <PietSAbabe> clueless is on
21:40:00 <Lumeah> you seid you where leaveing
21:40:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah fuck off
21:41:00 <mandyjane> is that when you started taking it up the ass for drugs, in year 8?
21:41:00 <Lumeah> last night
21:41:00 <PietSAbabe> yes , I am , Im allowed to await for java to finish installing so i can complete the other installation
21:41:00 <omfgbbqhax> he is too wired to remember what he said 1 minute ago
21:41:00 <cYbR> java lol
21:41:00 <Lumeah> you disapoint me :(
21:41:00 <cYbR> there's no recent updates. I call bs
21:41:00 <PietSAbabe> omfgbbqhax: fully
21:41:00 <mandyjane> lol
21:41:00 <cYbR> :P
21:41:00 <PietSAbabe> <--- flying high
21:41:00 <PietSAbabe> but ay
21:41:00 <mandyjane> ay
21:41:00 <Lumeah> *shakes head more*
21:41:00 <Floss> oh dear
21:41:00 <omfgbbqhax> what potion u on tonight
21:41:00 <Lumeah> this is why!!
21:42:00 <Lumeah> nothign to do with me mate!
21:42:00 <PietSAbabe> the fuck up then decides to walk off n go out , bar / pool time soon and already got fuckfuckfuck on mah mindmindmind
21:42:00 <PietSAbabe> none omfgbbqhax , its why I follow it out
21:43:00 <Floss> oh dear
21:43:00 <cYbR> *waves to fawks
21:43:00 <fawks> i just watched the one the morning after :'''''(
21:43:00 <PietSAbabe> How Bizarre
21:43:00 <fawks> crying so much
21:43:00 <fawks> hey cYbR :)
21:43:00 <Floss> lock up your sons, pieters out tonight
21:43:00 <Picard> tits bitch
21:43:00 <fawks> pickles
21:43:00 <PietSAbabe> Floss: Im straihgt though
21:43:00 <Maurice> Ohh thats a sad one
21:43:00 <omfgbbqhax> bb
21:43:00 <Maurice> And the rest trapped in the bedroom
21:43:00 <Loof> fawks: http://i.imgur.com/qeFCvxW.jpg
21:43:00 <Loof> hey bb
21:43:00 <fawks> yeah i cant stop crying
21:43:00 <fawks> lol
21:44:00 <fawks> i hate that joey still made me laugh even when its so sad
21:44:00 <omfgbbqhax> bb your son has pieters phone
21:44:00 <omfgbbqhax> give it back
21:44:00 <Loof> lol
21:44:00 <omfgbbqhax> i see it under the pillow
21:44:00 <omfgbbqhax> its hax
21:44:00 <fawks> ww loof
21:44:00 <fawks> aww*
21:44:00 <fawks> hes so cute :)
21:44:00 <Lumeah> seriously thats you?
21:44:00 <Loof> hehe :)
21:44:00 <Loof> ty
21:44:00 <Maurice> Is that the one where he eats wax
21:44:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats his boy
21:44:00 <fawks> yeah hagrid, Loof is a 3 year old boy
21:44:00 <fawks> you fucking dumb shit
21:44:00 <cYbR> LOL
21:44:00 <fawks> yeah Maurice lolllllllllllll
21:44:00 <Maurice> Types well for a toddler
21:45:00 <Lumeah> DOES
21:45:00 <fawks> also, cYbR you know me and faux are the same person right?
21:45:00 <omfgbbqhax> sure he aint mine loof?
21:45:00 <fawks> you said something earlier, i thought you mightnt have known lol
21:45:00 <Loof> hehe bb
21:45:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
21:45:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah your wife is to scarey
21:45:00 <omfgbbqhax> :P
21:45:00 <Loof> lol oh you've heard?
21:45:00 <omfgbbqhax> i saw
21:45:00 <Maurice> The northern hemisphere heard
21:45:00 <fawks> lool
21:46:00 <Floss> fawks and faux are siamese twins that can feel each others pain
21:46:00 <fawks> lol
21:46:00 <Picard> both cunts
21:46:00 <fawks> how rude
21:46:00 <cYbR> i do now fawks lol
21:46:00 <Picard> lol
21:46:00 <fawks> ;D
21:46:00 <Floss> hey hey i said freaks not cunts
21:46:00 <cYbR> so uh, did you see my photo rofl
21:46:00 <Floss> whole other kettle of fish
21:46:00 <fawks> yessss :D
21:46:00 <cYbR> the one you requested
21:46:00 <cYbR> ahaha
21:46:00 <fawks> thats why i called you mansaper
21:47:00 <cYbR> okay.
21:47:00 <fawks> +c
21:47:00 <omfgbbqhax> are we talking cocks again
21:47:00 <fawks> i thikn my little sister has my dads phone... i rang him on skype and she answered, spoke in gibberish and then hung up on me
21:47:00 <fawks> :''''''(
21:47:00 <fawks> lmao
21:47:00 <Floss> ugh i sick :(
21:47:00 <Picard> panda and simba are not raging tonight
21:47:00 <Floss> naaaww
21:47:00 <fawks> i jsut had some :D so yummy
21:48:00 <Maurice> Bah, not only is Cam msging me, he's sending me voice msg
21:48:00 <Maurice> GO DO SOME WORK
21:48:00 <fawks> loll
21:48:00 <Loof> lol fawks how old is she now?
21:48:00 <Floss> i just want to take off my head and hose it out and staple it back on
21:48:00 <fawks> 1.5
21:48:00 <Maurice> Sounds messy
21:48:00 <Loof> awwwww!
21:48:00 <fawks> :D
21:48:00 <Loof> any words yet?
21:49:00 <fawks> yeah she sings twinkle twinkle .. kinda
21:49:00 <Maurice> 1.5 is also fawks height
21:49:00 <fawks> lol
21:49:00 <fawks> CHINKLE CHINKLE
21:49:00 <Loof> :D
21:49:00 <Floss> giggity
21:49:00 <fawks> and she says hoover for the vacuum..
21:49:00 <Loof> adorable
21:49:00 <fawks> and she watches the teletubbies in german
21:49:00 <fawks> .
21:49:00 <fawks> LOL
21:49:00 <Loof> hehe
21:49:00 <Maurice> They're most adorable when they sleep
21:49:00 <fawks> my dads fault, he bought the wrong dvd
21:49:00 <Maurice> Coz they're still and quiet
21:49:00 <Loof> imagine seeing her and holding her
21:49:00 <fawks> i knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
21:49:00 <fawks> wah
21:50:00 <fawks> dad always talks about me though so she knows who i am, she kisses the phone when we're on skype lol
21:50:00 <fawks> <3333
21:50:00 <fawks> lol his wife walked in
21:50:00 <fawks> awks
21:51:00 <omfgbbqhax> ha ha ha'
21:51:00 <omfgbbqhax> she sat on him
21:52:00 <Picard> she ate him
21:52:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10311762_675912319140528_4327193922684428904_n.jpg
21:52:00 <fawks> lol
21:52:00 <couleurs> :)
21:52:00 <Floss> they dont come round here coz last time i said i was athiest
21:53:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> awwww loof. kind of reminds me of my older brother when he was younger. the best photo was when my evil uncle, the one that always got drunk and played pranks, locked him outside to make him cry just for a great photo op
21:53:00 <fawks> me and Maurice irl https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10313045_667736566624770_5783731332174947833_n.jpg
21:54:00 <fawks> hes gone xm.
21:54:00 <omfgbbqhax> dad has a sign on his door "free cookies for jehover witnesses
21:54:00 <Floss> bahaha
21:54:00 <Maurice> This is so true
21:54:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i love JWs at the door
21:54:00 <Floss> my texts are 90% "lol" "ok" or "nah"
21:55:00 <fawks> jehover
21:55:00 <omfgbbqhax> cbf spelling tonight
21:55:00 <fawks> llo https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/10177920_664951633569930_3309788707891621026_n.jpg
21:57:00 <Floss> shower time yay
21:57:00 <Floss> gunna make gross snot clearing noises like a big man
21:58:00 <Excessive> I keep on hearin how some of u aussies don't eat offal ......... well ........ this is chicken liver fried up with diced onion ........ so ye ...... uz r missin out! ...... https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10299079_10201368756095499_6631626973635271061_n.jpg
21:59:00 <fawks> you need to upgrade your potato to a camera
21:59:00 <fawks> reduces the blurriness
21:59:00 <cYbR> that actually looks tasty
22:00:00 <fawks> my aunty fed me chicken hearts once
22:00:00 <fawks> it was delish til i found out what they were
22:00:00 <fawks> then i freaked out cos like 20 chickens died for my meal
22:01:00 <The_Baron> chicken hearts and livers mmmm
22:01:00 <The_Baron> well don't let their death go in vain
22:01:00 <xm> cYbR, did you get a keyboard?
22:01:00 <cYbR> i got fed chicken hearts by my grandma once
22:01:00 <The_Baron> eat the bitches!
22:01:00 <cYbR> I was okay with it
22:01:00 <cYbR> no D:
22:01:00 <cYbR> it's on its way
22:01:00 <cYbR> ordered from JB hifi
22:01:00 <xm> JB sells that stuff?
22:01:00 <cYbR> yeah
22:01:00 <Maurice> It looks like a dog shit in a bowl
22:01:00 <The_Baron> yeah I think I gotta get a new keyboard
22:02:00 <cYbR> wasn't even the nicest one there
22:02:00 <xm> i hope you bargained -- the way they price things it seems to be a bit higher than other places
22:02:00 <The_Baron> I'm sure if I opened this one up, it would look like a rug underneath
22:02:00 <The_Baron> ;P
22:02:00 <xm> what did you get?
22:03:00 <omfgbbqhax> wb bb
22:03:00 <The_Baron> I love going to JB-Hifi
22:03:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh he is gone again
22:03:00 <cYbR> casio CDP120 and stand, $480
22:03:00 <The_Baron> my mates brother gives me his store discount all the time
22:03:00 <The_Baron> so I get shit off at 20-30% off
22:04:00 <xm> cYbR, it's always good to play the cheesy rock beats for a good laugh
22:04:00 <xm> brings you back to the 80s
22:04:00 <The_Baron> each item has a sales commision, the trick is to work the salesman down to 10-15% instead of them tryin to get the full 30%
22:04:00 <xm> although i dont think your one would be that bad
22:04:00 <xm> The_Baron, you remember plivent right?
22:04:00 <The_Baron> they will always haggle, make them impatient before u are
22:05:00 <xm> he claimed to sell 200 plasmas at JB HiFi everyday
22:05:00 <The_Baron> yeah I remember plivent
22:05:00 <The_Baron> what about him?
22:05:00 <xm> if you do that maths it's hilarious
22:05:00 <cYbR> i used to work at Harvey Norman
22:05:00 <cYbR> it was sooo crap
22:05:00 <xm> the*
22:05:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
22:05:00 <The_Baron> that's ridic
22:05:00 <xm> why was it so crap?
22:05:00 <cYbR> but anyway, they had $520 on the piano and $140 on the stand. I took both for $480
22:05:00 <xm> pretty good
22:06:00 <cYbR> just sales... it's all crap. You deal with the scum of society all day. Not just the customers either
22:06:00 <cYbR> "yeah I'd like to buy a computer, the most expensive one you have. Put it on my GE card"
22:06:00 <cYbR> fucken bogans
22:07:00 <cYbR> now that I work for an auction house, I'm literally selling reposessed computers that I sold to people a year ago
22:07:00 <xm> i was about to say
22:07:00 <xm> dont GE charge crazy rates?
22:07:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_Yi7ORrVUU
22:07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears - Intro Opening Theme Song - Disney Afternoon (Nov 3, 2013) 1:02 - Category: - 36,949 views - 143 likes (94.7%), 8 dislikes (5.3%)
22:07:00 <Sponge> bogans don't realise the rason 36mont interest free credit exists is because many or mmost bogans wont pay it off in 36months
22:07:00 <The_Baron> it seems fitting since I am eating these by the fistful atm
22:07:00 <Sponge> even though it seems impossible that you couldn't
22:07:00 <cYbR> of course, and because people don't have to come up with the cash, they don't even care how much they buy the computer for
22:07:00 <Sponge> life happens ,, shit goes down
22:07:00 <Sponge> you suddenly can't pay it
22:08:00 <Lumeah> i didn't think look was a three year old boy.. i wasn't talking about that pic.
22:08:00 <cYbR> of course, there's fees if you pay it off early too
22:08:00 <Lumeah> you read it your way
22:08:00 <Lumeah> i ment the vid before that
22:08:00 <Sponge> what fee's are there at harvey norman
22:08:00 <Sponge> i don't think ther are
22:08:00 <partay> Lumeah hows the grub situation ?
22:08:00 <Sponge> maybe annual fee's
22:09:00 <Lumeah> found one
22:09:00 <Lumeah> lol
22:09:00 <cYbR> ah I never looked into it... I just sold the finance. but there's exit fees on some deals I'm pretty sure
22:09:00 <xm> if i were to walk into Harvey Norman i'd say, "mate, this PC. in 18 months the number of transistors will double on a similar model. so tell you what. how about you let me pay for 50% of its RRP price in 18 months time interest free?"
22:09:00 <xm> "cheers mate"
22:09:00 <partay> faux id love a boob sandwich about now
22:09:00 <xm> re: moore's law
22:09:00 <xm> drop that in the sentence somewhere
22:10:00 <cYbR> i'd charge you more if you dropped that line on me xD
22:10:00 <xm> not when i do the air guitar to signal that im a guitarist too -- and you go "oh i didnt know! sorry!"
22:11:00 <xm> like a masonic handshake
22:11:00 <partay> pictard you have the ugliest fat bald head ive ever seen
22:11:00 <xm> it would probably be easy to con a few people though if you didnt have scruples
22:12:00 <cYbR> lol
22:12:00 <xm> sell a gamer mouse to an 80 yearold woman with RSI
22:12:00 <cYbR> the amount of powerguard products I sold... they charge like $150 for those boards. They buy then at like $17 each
22:12:00 <xm> tell her it'll help her write emails
22:13:00 <xm> what the
22:13:00 <cYbR> them*
22:13:00 <cYbR> yeah no shit
22:13:00 <xm> i know JB does massive mark ups
22:13:00 <Picard> partgay im glad u think im ugly, maybe now u cans top trying to fuck me
22:13:00 <xm> but that's heaps
22:13:00 <Excessive> "A sus ba pula, not del!"
22:14:00 <xm> cYbR, knowing this you could be the next Kogan and sell powerguards over the Internet
22:14:00 <cYbR> yeah its cuz powerguard has a deal with HN, they don't sell them to anybody else that cheap
22:14:00 <xm> i see
22:14:00 <xm> so like KFC/Pepsi and Maccas/Coke
22:14:00 <cYbR> i guess
22:15:00 <xm> so if they buy them at $17
22:15:00 <xm> and you sell @ $150
22:15:00 <omfgbbqhax> night fuckers
22:15:00 <xm> and you get a commission on profit?
22:15:00 <cYbR> the issue is, you have to be so dumb not to know how to use the internet to actually buy powerguard boards. Like the people who buy from harvey norman, if they knew anything about computers they'd shop online
22:15:00 <cYbR> night omfgbbqhax
22:15:00 <cYbR> ofc
22:16:00 <xm> pretty good cut then
22:16:00 <xm> yeah, that's true
22:20:00 <FOBZTA> Tits
22:21:00 <couleurs> i'm true
22:21:00 <partay> pictard no-one wants to fuck you
22:22:00 <partay> cYbR whats a good online store for computers ?
22:23:00 <cYbR> pccasegear
22:23:00 <cYbR> because cheap and good stock
22:23:00 <cYbR> Altech or Techbuy or Anyware if you like good service
22:23:00 <xm> i just go to MSY
22:23:00 <partay> umart i usually buy from
22:24:00 <cYbR> i used to shop with MSY but then they stopped doing online orders and their service is awful
22:24:00 <couleurs> WRONG
22:24:00 <Sponge> they say msy is run by jews
22:25:00 <Sponge> consumer affairs have ffucked up msy before
22:25:00 <couleurs> WRONG
22:25:00 <xm> me 2
22:25:00 <Sponge> MSY Technology penalised $203,500 for false and misleading consumer warranty representations
22:25:00 <Sponge> RIGHT
22:25:00 <xm> couleurs works for MSY!
22:26:00 <xm> he designed their website
22:26:00 <cYbR> in notepad
22:26:00 <cYbR> and mspaint
22:26:00 <couleurs> i am their head html engineer
22:26:00 <partay> pc gear is 100 cheaper than umart on a 1800 laptop
22:26:00 <xm> yes, you'd definitely need an entire team to create that site
22:26:00 <cYbR> and head PDF maker
22:26:00 <xm> and maintain it
22:26:00 <cYbR> and email setterupper
22:27:00 <partay> umart have revamped their site
22:27:00 <partay> fianlly
22:27:00 <xm> is umart the QLD one?
22:27:00 <partay> yes
22:27:00 <partay> hi Maurice
22:27:00 <Maurice> Hello partay
22:28:00 <xm> MSY is beautiful
22:28:00 <xm> what do you think Sponge ?
22:28:00 <partay> Maurice hows those cute perky little boobs of yours ?
22:28:00 <Maurice> Cold
22:28:00 <Maurice> And yours?
22:28:00 <cYbR> cold boobs are the best
22:29:00 <Excessive> ehehe, I'm here wif no top on
22:29:00 <couleurs> Master Super Yeast
22:34:00 <The_Baron> I wonder how many times the word boobs has been mentioned today?
22:34:00 <Excessive> bewbz
22:35:00 <partay> mine are toasty thanks
22:35:00 <xm> some has been typed out -- some has been said secretly in one's head after clicking on topic image "mmm boobs"
22:35:00 <The_Baron> my boobs have taco stains on them
22:35:00 <The_Baron> I think there's still some in my beard actually
22:39:00 <xm> women love it. it's the manly equivalent of the female wet t-shirt competition
22:39:00 <Excessive> women lurve wat¿
22:41:00 <xm> EDM
22:41:00 <xm> and a man whose beard is long enough it goes from his chin to the turntable while he mixes
22:42:00 <Excessive> fo me, it kindah tends to fck with the "image"
22:44:00 <Picard> im a cunt :)
22:44:00 <partay> an ugly cunt
22:44:00 <partay> a fat ugly cunt
22:44:00 <partay> a fat bald ugly cunt
22:46:00 <Picard> im old, whats your excuse faggot?
22:46:00 <druff> is picard useful?
22:47:00 <Excessive> B1-not-here
22:48:00 <Excessive> bztttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:48:00 <Excessive> how u goin with the "tu si ba"?
22:56:00 <partay> pictard goto bed.. you have the factory in the morning
22:59:00 <Excessive> ye, I speak 4 languages ......... the 3 legit ones ......... and the 4-th is the hypothetical of wat the 3 put together
23:08:00 <Picard> not me partgay, im doing what people who have money do and going away for 4 days
23:18:00 <PandasDontDrive> SHIT SHIT FUCK SHORT ARSE FUCK FUCK FUCKING CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT FUCKING BRUGES FUCKING FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER
23:18:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
23:26:00 <Excessive> k, jus watered mah plants
23:33:00 <couleurs> cool
23:34:00 <Excessive> http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/media/listen.htm?show=listen
23:34:00 <Excessive> great show
23:36:00 <Sponge> what show are you recommmending to your irc friends Excessive
23:37:00 <Sponge> it's time for our chiildren to catch up and you can help
23:37:00 <Excessive> I'm not recommendin, I'm jus sayin that they have the hip hop show on atm n I'm likin it
23:47:00 <Excessive> ah ye, got mah Origin bill email ........ gottah pay $110.00 extra on the $300.00
23:52:00 <Excessive> "piros feher te huje, nem kek ott lent!"
23:54:00 <beehhh> simba: norell is worth awhile for me
23:54:00 <beehhh> she gave me head message and cried of hearing my tumor
23:54:00 <beehhh> massage
23:56:00 <beehhh> many asians are coming to steal your jobs
23:56:00 <beehhh> cut from all crn when mine is already cut
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