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00:00 <Excessive> get*
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like my tomato sauce too cold 
00:00 <xm> i dont like them cold either
00:00 <xm> especially how if you're going to eat it with a pie or hot dog
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... because I like lot of it but not thick
01:00 <Excessive> bbs
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you totally get what I mean even if that sounds contradictory
01:00 <Mew> cum sauce
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and now I know you're a gypsy
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I know why i never got my change
02:00 <Mew> Loofies <3
02:00 <Maurice> Penus?
02:00 <PenusButter> mew <3
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Crowman isn't Chris
02:00 <Bastardly_One> surely
03:00 <Mew> your change will come later my precious
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen that nick around ... if it is he sure is a sane version as I've never seen them talk
03:00 <Mew> heeeheeeheeeeeeeeee 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I resemble that Mew!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> seen my pics?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Loof
05:00 <Bastardly_One> have you finished SoT yet?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> as I said,it's apparently only 15hrs
07:00 <Bastardly_One> hey xm
07:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha @ this ad
07:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.cafepress.com/crazymeds.1252624853
08:00 <xm> maybe all the people that flood on IRC have OCD
08:00 <xm> we have an explanation now
10:00 <Bastardly_One> if you go through them on the side
10:00 <Bastardly_One> they're done clever actually
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but that one I found humouress
11:00 <Bastardly_One> crazymeds.us is a good info source
11:00 <xm> ive written on there before
11:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go ... funny how there's a section of nutters
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that just think too logical to realise it's a good source
11:00 <Bastardly_One> useless trying to tell them too
18:00 <xm> trying to find what i posted
19:00 <xm> i was semi-taking the piss too and somehow a friend came across it years later and knew it was me
19:00 <Excessive> the bakery was open ...... so I got one of these ..... https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/983679_10201378800346599_2067110212830348511_n.jpg
21:00 <Pieter> Fuck that show is worth leeching
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh here I am 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I went car racing
22:00 <Pieter> Ive been laughing so hard my fucking abs are cramping up 
22:00 <Pieter> laughed a total of 11 minutes since midnight
24:00 <TheRiddler> I found your penis Pieter
24:00 <Pieter> must have guzzled down 2/3 of melbournes water supply , been pissing like im a fireman on a crazy taxi like mission , im now trying to master the skills of creating foamy bubbles that raise high enough to leave the toilet bowl
24:00 <Pieter> TheRiddler: you may wanna wash it then
24:00 <Pieter> It was in someone not all that long ago
25:00 <TheRiddler> why would I wash your penis
25:00 <Mew> thats disgusting lol
25:00 <Pieter> if hes willin to suck on it knowing that then im fine with it
25:00 <Mew> if youve drank that much water you shouldnt make any foamy bubbles im gonna vom
25:00 <TheRiddler> do I look like a nurse that takes care of junkies?
25:00 <Mew> it should be clear piss
26:00 <xm> he meant sewage water
26:00 <Pieter> my liver isnt functioning all that well at the moment
26:00 <xm> that is his water supply
27:00 <Mew> the junkie rat scurrying through the sewers
28:00 <Excessive> mmmmmmmmm that thing from the bakery was prt lush
28:00 <Pieter> GHAHYAHA 
28:00 <Pieter> ABC2
29:00 <Mew> was it like a pav excessive?
29:00 <Mew> fezfezfezfezfezfezfez
29:00 <TheRiddler> Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Good lord! According to the spetrolyzer, Spragel's secret ingredient was... water! Ordinary water!
29:00 <TheRiddler> Philip J. Fry: Ah, so the real gift Spragel gave you was confidence. The confidence to be your best.
29:00 <TheRiddler> Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Yes, ordinary water, laced with nothing more than a few spoonfuls of LSD.
29:00 <Excessive> custard with the fruit on top
29:00 <Fez> Hi mew
29:00 <TheRiddler> that's pieter's water
29:00 <TheRiddler> :p
29:00 <Pieter> ya fuckers gotta flick it over if ya able to afford a usb tuner dongle or somethin ... this is full on hold ya cock while waddling to the loo kinda funny 
30:00 <xm> pity they ended Futurama. that last season was fantastic
30:00 <Pieter> so saying Piets water is LSD
30:00 <PenusButter> they need to end simpsons
30:00 <Pieter> coulda been said
30:00 <Pieter> but you paste that
30:00 <Loof> last new episode i watch sucked ass
30:00 <Pieter> why is it youre looking up LSD related topics and randomly referring it to me ?
31:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think that's how ppl think Pieter
31:00 <Loof> maybe they have ended it since then
31:00 <TheRiddler> not how I think
31:00 <Pieter> As i said earlier, its the shit that doesnt get said that says the most
31:00 <TheRiddler> I put drugy n water together
31:00 <TheRiddler> first thing that came to mind was that 
32:00 <TheRiddler> then I googled for the quote
32:00 <Pieter> Shows that you're drug orientated to the extent that you already have LSD as a thought , no mater how subtle , its YOUR thought , not any one elses , you already have LSD related pages open
32:00 <Pieter> but its my water ... 
32:00 <TheRiddler> I dont look up drugs on a daily basis
32:00 <TheRiddler> .
32:00 <Pieter> Why do you project your downfalls onto me ?
32:00 <Pieter> are you testing it 
33:00 <TheRiddler> again I dont about drugs
33:00 <Pieter> ill relate it with piet n see what is said n yeh , ill know whether i can say it next time or not , its my test for approval
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> you have no idea
33:00 <Pieter> peer pressure is a full on stressful situation that plagues us
33:00 <Pieter> yada yada yada
33:00 <Pieter> I dont about drugs
34:00 <xm> ive seen the stop motions TheRiddler does. piet might be right...like i dont get it...he designed a robot to make him walk...and then he edits it to add strings...wouldnt it be easier to have started it off with strings to begin with???
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <Pieter> ya so fast ion denying it instead ofr being smart enough to think that maybe smoking a j my only experiement with shit many years ago may minfact me worth sayiung and not denying ANYTHING is happening
34:00 <TheRiddler> I have my own bender toy
34:00 <Pieter> I DONT DO NUFFIN
35:00 <dematerialised> shut your mouth junkie
35:00 <Pieter> but i have LSD web pages up
35:00 <TheRiddler> that's how much I think of futurama
35:00 <TheRiddler> the only thing to do with drugs is you
35:00 <Pieter> You cant even follow the logic behind it , 
35:00 <Mew> baccinbonge
35:00 <Loof> TheRiddler is fucking braindead man
35:00 <TheRiddler> there's logic to my thought process?
36:00 <Excessive> I'mnah makkeah coffeh n then roll up
37:00 <Pieter> braindead = too much tgime spent on a diagnosis for him .;;... He'll like others will continue toi be the piet version of errhrhh *mouth drop* how can stupidity of these levels exist in ;ife
38:00 <TheRiddler> you dont make any sense even in topic
39:00 <dematerialised> i could only forgive old m8 piet if english wasn't his first language
40:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/9gNVB.jpg
42:00 <crash> happy mothers day TheRiddler
42:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not a mother lol
42:00 <crash> hehe
43:00 <crash> god my interwebz is slow
44:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/16609_10201378896749009_3969542823843121170_n.jpg
48:00 <Pieter> fuck , its time to close all the windows , frozen mode kicked in and now the pot is making me dummb
49:00 <Ana_Ng> yes, the pot is doing that
50:00 <Pieter> hahah wikipedia references in the show
51:00 <Pieter> thats the good thing about wikipedia you can write anything and submit it , set the option box as fact and once its on there its REAL
51:00 <Pieter> cos dumb asses choose to go to wiki pages
52:00 <xm> what is the ultimate source of all authority on knowledge, Pieter ?
52:00 <Loof> the meth fairy knows all!
52:00 <Pieter> he wrote up a page for a fake disease he created nnow his housemae is checking up wikipedia n  feeling bad cos side effects = fatal 
53:00 <xm> Loof: with the meth fairy you get all your tooth money in one year!
53:00 <crash> i wish i was a meth head
53:00 <Loof> LOL!
53:00 <crash> could sit on irc all day
53:00 <crash> just dribble shit
53:00 <crash> and the highest exposure you have to the world is just text
53:00 <Loof> meth must be hell, get sooo horny but cant get it up
54:00 <crash> give me this world - hang on - in it now
54:00 <Pieter> I tried being a meth head once , but it made me wana twinkle plant seeds on everyones head and wait for em to turn into me pretties
55:00 <xm> maybe hell is where you get unlimited meth but no one else around to hear you're awesome. they do say in there there is no rest for the wicked
55:00 <crash> Pieter cmon on, you even lack witty remarks
55:00 <Pieter> normally it just be plants n me watering em once a day , thats my practuical but only way I see yas 
55:00 <Pieter> I get to water you all , you grow due to me , I give yas life 
55:00 <Pieter> <-- God 
55:00 <xm> you'd never sleep -- eternally awake
56:00 <Pieter> Im movng from plants to living animals next week
56:00 <Mew> chasing the sandman instead of the dragon
56:00 <Pieter> if i can keep mah animals from dying any other way but in their sleep after 70 years
56:00 <Pieter> or accidently getting hit by another rat in a cowards punch
56:00 <Pieter> attack
57:00 <xm> And Pieter said...let there be a Zippo Lighter...so i can smoke some meth and be awesome!
57:00 <crash> i live with a crack head
57:00 <crash> all my lighters are low flame
57:00 <crash> doesn't bother me that much lol
58:00 <crash> can still light a ciggy
58:00 <Mew> gotta make dem puddles
58:00 <crash> haha Mew yeah
58:00 <crash> god its a mission to pull someone off crack
58:00 <Agoro> the sweat from ya arms would make puddles tuckshop
58:00 <Pieter> hrm
58:00 <Pieter> its usually pulling em out of a crack
59:00 <crash> Pieter you have no idea at all
59:00 <Pieter> call M.A.S.H n ask for a rescue chopper
59:00 <crash> just because you abuse a substance doesn't make you an expert
00:00 <Maurice> INCOMING
00:00 <Pieter> crash: theres no reason to have an idea , theres nothing here to flick ones brain into go mode 
00:00 <Loof> Pieter will lose his dsp soon
00:00 <Loof> he shouldn't even have it
00:00 <Pieter> crash: where is this coming from?
00:00 <Loof> https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/23394443/easy-access-to-welfare-is-over-andrews/
00:00 <Maurice> If you guys didn't have DSP, how would you afford plasmas and projectors
00:00 <Maurice> Boggles the mind
00:00 <Pieter> crash: I thought we were besties yooo...
00:00 <Loof> how is being a junky a disability?
01:00 <Loof> put em in rehab, dont' give em dsp
01:00 <crash> rehab is expensive
01:00 <Loof> so is dsp
01:00 <Pieter> who the fuck said drug addictino or anything related to use is used as a treated medical condirtion to last over 2 years ?
02:00 <Maurice> That line says it all
02:00 <Maurice> Good work
02:00 <xm> Pieter will soon upload a video on YouTube on how to break into government computers to change his DOB to 1950 -- to not get reviewed
02:00 <Pieter> you cant get dsp from drug use shit , n all the docs will include your past usage by the rest of the appliocation , they see that then its game over , ya wil lbe rejected
03:00 <Maurice> Stop typing
03:00 <Maurice> It's jibberish
03:00 <Bastardly_One>  you can kind of 
03:00 <Agoro> thank god for australia
03:00 <Bastardly_One> your issues stem from your drug abuse
03:00 <Saemon> im livin the easy life
03:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up
03:00 <crash> straya
03:00 <Saemon> dsp and other benefits
03:00 <Maurice> Shut up, I'm trying to watch thye climax to this movie
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you and my housemate have no more excuses it appears
03:00 <Bastardly_One> deal with it 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yes Ma'am
04:00 <Saemon> only coutnry in the world where i get paid for doing nothin and am able to pay for hookers 
04:00 <Maurice> The*
04:00 <Pieter> xm: Pieter will soon be upset , he will end up flipping out and smashing windows because his needs to woo you over is making my self worth be much lower cos youre so great n evne tho im so awesome , i just cant compete with someone who hjas their own life but manages to end up here at the same time every day with Pieter on his mind 
04:00 <Saemon> thinkin of gettin some sorta compo plan in the future
04:00 <Pieter> and then I drank some rocket fuel
04:00 <Maurice> Fingers crossed you did
04:00 <TheRiddler> ...
05:00 <Bastardly_One> how about a desk job you lazy no legged cunt
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you fuck up too
05:00 <Maurice> SHUT UP, STATHAM IS AROUSING ME
05:00 <Maurice> Stop ruining it
05:00 <Saemon> question though: im a lazy bastard
05:00 <Pieter> and then I drank some rocket fuel n made mr squiggle be squiggled by my lil turtle of a dick
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yes Ma'am
05:00 <Maurice> Saemon, we know
05:00 <Saemon> why would someone like me want to get a job
05:00 <Saemon> when i can get benefits?
05:00 <Saemon> are you appealing to the honorable side in me?
05:00 <Maurice> Because you're lazy...
05:00 <Saemon> i have none
06:00 <Saemon> i know i said so
06:00 <Saemon> <Saemon> question though: im a lazy bastard
06:00 <Saemon> why on earth wold i want to change my easygoin lifestyle 
06:00 <Saemon> dont fix it if it aint broke
06:00 <crash> i say blame Maurice for everything
06:00 <Maurice> Yeah, easy going is pissing in a jug
06:00 <Mew> transporter 3?
06:00 <Maurice> Don't make me hurt you, crash
07:00 <Maurice> YES Mew!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> is it good?
07:00 <Mew> i saw the strip tease earlier
07:00 <Mew> reow
07:00 <Bastardly_One> not just because of him
07:00 <dematerialised> transporter 3, with the last attractive of any of the transporter girls
07:00 <crash> stupid females
07:00 <Saemon> saving the world as well
07:00 <Maurice> Anything he is in is fucking orgasmic
07:00 <dematerialised> least
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not seen 3
07:00 <Maurice> Yeah shes ugly as fuck
07:00 <Maurice> Gives me hope
07:00 <Mew> that freckly ranga slut was pissing me off tho
07:00 <Saemon> did u know that evertyime u flush 10 literes of water is wasted
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ah right
07:00 <dematerialised> olga will always be my one true love
07:00 <Bastardly_One> boo
07:00 <Maurice> (22:13:34) (Maurice): The Ukranian whore in this movie is a whore
07:00 <crash> lol
07:00 <dematerialised> she's actually legit russian
07:00 <dematerialised> olga is ukraine
07:00 <Bastardly_One> since when the fuck do I pay attention?
08:00 <Maurice> I love both Cranks
08:00 <dematerialised> crank 2 was shit
08:00 <Maurice> Where hes fast forward fucking
08:00 <Maurice> Get to see his butt
08:00 <Maurice> It's like Dirty Dancing off the future
09:00 <dematerialised> i would let olga do dirty dirty things to me
09:00 <Maurice> SHE'S NOT IN THE MOVIE SO STOP IT
09:00 <dematerialised> i dont care
09:00 <Maurice> I do
09:00 <Pieter> hrm
09:00 <Pieter> amy smart? 
09:00 <dematerialised> tough shit
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ tough shit 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> she'll blame us for not watching the end now big time
09:00 <Maurice> I'll tough shit your rectum shortly
10:00 <dematerialised> you can swoon all over state ham
10:00 <Maurice> It's a commerical
10:00 <Maurice> And I've seen it..
10:00 <dematerialised> i will swoon all over olga
10:00 <Bastardly_One> oh and oh
10:00 <crash> Maurice on a warpath on mothers day
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... why have a day off and she's not on the warpath
10:00 <Maurice> Am I?
10:00 <Maurice> It's only 11.10
10:00 <Maurice> Not mothers day yet
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I can't see the warpath bit either
10:00 <crash> so 50 mins you will love us all ? :P
11:00 <crash> you mother hen you
11:00 <Maurice> Yuck no
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I've only see you outright pissy one night out of the billion
11:00 <Maurice> My youngest said 'Can I wake you up tomorrow when I wake up?'
11:00 <Maurice> UH NO
11:00 <Maurice> DON'T DO THAT
11:00 <Bastardly_One> how old is the youngest?
11:00 <crash> nah i haven't actually seen Maurice flip it
11:00 <Maurice> 6 and a bit
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fuck that 
12:00 <crash> this is business as usual
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they rise way too early until about 8ish it seems
12:00 <Maurice> I don't get shitty usually
12:00 <Maurice> Especially on here
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think you do anyway
12:00 <Maurice> 8??
12:00 <Pieter> your a mum but wont let ya kdis come over n let em pull the morning brekky in bed for mothers day thing on ya cos ya dont feel like it
12:00 <Maurice> I got up this morning at 6.30am and my 11yr old was on his laptop
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I dunno I think my nieces are starting to finally sleep
12:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
12:00 <Maurice> Me 'Why are you up?' Him 'Because I set my alarm for 6'
12:00 <Maurice> Weirdo
12:00 <Serenity> yeah Maurice you shit mum
13:00 <Pieter> Im gonna go fertilize some fish eggs , time to set sprog mode to supersoaker 500
13:00 <Pieter> bbl
13:00 <Maurice> You're*
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ weirdo 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon
13:00 <Bastardly_One> who does wakes up that early for fun?
13:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
13:00 <Maurice> Pieter, my kids don't make breakfast in bed, due to the fact I don't eat breakfast, and I would much prefer a sleep in to food
13:00 <Maurice> So go eat a dick
13:00 <TheRiddler> 1 sentence it's semi coherrent
14:00 <Maurice> Oh, in the holidays he set his alarm for 6am and told me he wants to 'maximise my playtime'
14:00 <TheRiddler> the next is complete lunacy
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you act like you're surprised TheRiddler
14:00 <Serenity> lol nothing he says makes sense
14:00 <Serenity> ever
14:00 <Loof> who?
14:00 <Maurice> Also, 'come over'?
14:00 <Serenity> you loof
14:00 <Maurice> Where are they coming from?
14:00 <TheRiddler> I've never seen pieter talk much
14:00 <Maurice> WHAT
14:00 <TheRiddler> because I barely came on here
14:00 <Maurice> Get out.
15:00 <Serenity> hes heading into his scatter and due for his 3 day sleep
15:00 <Serenity> he talks a lot
15:00 <crash> TheRiddler can you entertain him in pm for us
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol no
15:00 <crash> damn it
32:00 <beehhh> me reckon tasmania be good
32:00 <Loof> i'm moving to canada
32:00 <Loof> to get medical weed
32:00 <crash> im moving to egypt
32:00 <crash> live in the pyramids
33:00 <crash> should be cosy i reckon
33:00 <dematerialised> im moving to your mums place
33:00 <dematerialised> to get laid
33:00 <Loof> those pyrimids are cursed
33:00 <beehhh> just visit lismore Loof its cheaper n less travelled
33:00 <crash> getting laid is over rated
33:00 <beehhh> norell and I got laid
34:00 <beehhh> soon i'll post her cheeky dancing at work
34:00 <crash> first time i got laid it was in summer - i actually told the chick - going to sleep on the couch - to hot here
34:00 <crash> lol
34:00 <beehhh> i have a tranny girl friend now crash
34:00 <beehhh> i sucked her pecker and she did too
34:00 <crash> she was a bigger girl though
34:00 <crash> but yeah to much body heat
35:00 <beehhh> i dont like real women
35:00 <beehhh> as they are never happy
36:00 <beehhh> going to canada is a wise idea but
36:00 <Loof> yep
36:00 <Loof> if i can get work there
36:00 <Loof> i'm there dude
36:00 <beehhh> if i can go to england my aunt will send me to canada
37:00 <dematerialised> you wont get into the uk
37:00 <doctor> Work won't fix anything. Best join a cult, they'll give you meaning
37:00 <dematerialised> not without a new identity
37:00 <crash> join the freemasons
37:00 <xm> Norel made you pregnant didnt it? why are they sending you away beehhh ?
37:00 <beehhh> Loof those works in the snow field in victoria sure can hook ya up ;)
38:00 <beehhh> xm: just cause of the new abortion law hasnt implimented yet
39:00 <doctor> theres always a set of stairs for convenient accidents
39:00 <Maurice> Norrel is such a fake
39:00 <beehhh> apparently boys go fly off to canada or newzealand and work with snow crews like film industry
39:00 <beehhh> let her be fake Maurice, only you & I know
39:00 <Maurice> Uh huh
40:00 <beehhh> from springvale to mt bawbaw not faroff Loof
40:00 <Loof> yeah man :)
40:00 <beehhh> let me in through ya backyard
40:00 <beehhh> I owe you one
41:00 <Maurice> [Disney's Frozen - Let It Go Performed by Idina Menzel] - (3:38/128kbps(vbr))
43:00 <beehhh> trannies are so emo a lillte loev you show they gets real emotion so have i
44:00 <Loof> the devil's got pills in his eyesss
44:00 <beehhh> norell's voice sounded like homer simpsons missus
45:00 <Maurice> [David Guetta - Shot Me Down ft. Skylar Grey (Lyrics Video)] - (3:10/128kbps(vbr))
45:00 <Maurice> Marge? ...
48:00 <Loof> why must i feel like that? why must i chase the cat?
48:00 <Loof> nothing but the dog in me
50:00 <beehhh> i should come to tasmania
50:00 <Loof> i should cum in tasmania
50:00 <doctor> not many trannies in tasmania beehhh
51:00 <Loof> he's already got one
51:00 <beehhh> is that a good sign doctor? you live there I dont
52:00 <beehhh> who will help norell to come to australia simba
54:00 <beehhh> http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/budget-2014/disability-support-pension-to-be-cut-with-new-index-scheme/story-fnmbxr2t-1226910935194
55:00 <BlackDevil> http://imgur.com/r/funny/zLAbylG
59:00 <beehhh> sleep
02:00 <beehhh> organic quinoa from peru
03:00 <beehhh> my brother and beagle are both be in trouble now
03:00 <doctor> no good signs on this end beehhh
03:00 <Pieter> haha , this tv show is still going
03:00 <Pieter> ITS A RAINMAN EPISODEE
03:00 <Pieter> ABC 2 !!Q
03:00 <doctor> grass aint always so green on this side
04:00 <beehhh> darwin is where i wanna be
04:00 <Pieter> the snow over here aint so yellow
04:00 <Pieter> NEVER EAT YELLOW SNOW
04:00 <beehhh> but seems like tasmania i'd go first
04:00 <doctor> it's nice to dream
04:00 <Pieter> why dream when its easier to live it
06:00 <beehhh> http://www.symptomfind.com/nutrition-supplements/brown-rice-health-benefits/
07:00 <beehhh> yes doctor something gifted for this prisoner to ease the remification of desire
28:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/qZdea.jpg
28:00 <TheRiddler> scizzormetimbers
28:00 <Excessive> scizzor sisters
29:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/sXi4J.jpg
29:00 <TheRiddler> burning
29:00 <Excessive> ugh
37:00 <dematerialised> dear jesus fuck why
37:00 <dematerialised> brb scouring my eyeballs with steel wool
37:00 <BlackDevil> yea
38:00 <BlackDevil> the candle one is sexy
38:00 <dematerialised> no there is at least 7 things very wrong in that photo
40:00 <Excessive> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/150397_4707888149786_513808219_n.jpg
42:00 <doctor> you with westpac?
42:00 <Excessive> ye
42:00 <doctor> how'd you get that mouse?
42:00 <Excessive> u ask fo 1, 15 bux
43:00 <doctor> wouldn't feel comfortable with one of those
44:00 <doctor> they already have all my money, don't need them intruding in my home
44:00 <Excessive> this is how it comes ......... https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/543985_3958350531814_2017425654_n.jpg
49:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/cAOEP.jpg WTF
49:00 <doctor> stop pasting that stuff...
52:00 <doctor> or at least warn me with a NSFW, some of your links are okay so that's why I click them
53:00 <Professor> a guy fucking a vegetable a day will keep the doctor away
54:00 <Professor> but yes that was weird...
55:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfuoI2Tp3lg
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rabbit humping cat (Dec 2, 2010) 0:39 - Category: - 5,623 views - 15 likes (88.2%), 2 dislikes (11.8%)
00:00 <Saemon> wtf
01:00 <Saemon> govt is gona assess ppl on DSP abilities to work
01:00 <Saemon> why cant they just leave things as they are
01:00 <Saemon> dont fix what aint broke
01:00 <Excessive> ON UR FEET SOLDIER!!!!!!!!!!
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you're assessed to go on it 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> why shouldn't you have regular testing?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> check this out
20:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.businessinsider.com.au/e-cigarettes-are-heading-off-the-shelves-following-a-landmark-legal-case-in-western-australia-2014-5
28:00 <Excessive> wouldn't affect me
29:00 <Excessive> that's a link fo loof
30:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnYA1R4vQaA&
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Waterboys - "Whole Of The Moon" (Nov 7, 2007) 4:58 - Category: - 248,832 views - 463 likes (98.7%), 6 dislikes (1.3%)
31:00 <doctor> That link upsets me b1
32:00 <doctor> I really don't like this place but must make do with what I've got
37:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One lol though
37:00 <Saemon> i have missing limbs.
38:00 <Saemon> so they can assess away eat their hearts out
38:00 <Saemon> its not like legs are gona grow back after continuous assessments.
40:00 <Saemon> centrelink assessor: "assessed on March 02 2014, Saemon is unfit for employment and work because he has no legs."
41:00 <Saemon> next assessment - April 03 2014 "Saemon still has no legs"
41:00 <doctor> How'd you lose your legs?
43:00 <Saemon> car accident
44:00 <doctor> Did you get compo?
44:00 <Saemon> no i didnt have insurance
44:00 <doctor> damn, no wonder you're bitter
45:00 <doctor> DSP has set you for life though, no need to worry there
45:00 <Saemon> bitter is an understatement
45:00 <Saemon> im suicidal but fear death
45:00 <Saemon> so fml
45:00 <Saemon> yeah thank god for australia
46:00 <Saemon> DSP 
46:00 <lishs^husband> LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
46:00 <Saemon> fuck you lishs^husband u find this funny
46:00 <Saemon> ?
46:00 <Saemon> why u laugh at other ppls misfortunes?
46:00 <lishs^husband> YESSSSSSSS
46:00 <Saemon> hope you get leukemia
46:00 <lishs^husband> LOLLLLLL
46:00 <lishs^husband> ME TOO
47:00 <lishs^husband> LOSER
47:00 <Saemon> and when you are dying
47:00 <Saemon> i will laugh at u
47:00 <lishs^husband> LOL
47:00 <lishs^husband> LOLLLLLLL
47:00 <lishs^husband> IM IMMORTAL
47:00 <lishs^husband> FAGGOT
48:00 <lishs^husband> I HAVE NO POSSIBILITY FOR DEATH
48:00 <lishs^husband> HOWEVEE I LOLLLZZZZ @ U
48:00 <lishs^husband> LLOOLLOOOOOOOOLOL
48:00 <lishs^husband> U GOT LEUKAEMIA LOLLLL
49:00 <lishs^husband> SUCK SHIT FAG
49:00 <doctor> you're screwed skip
50:00 <lishs^husband> I GOT A WIFE, A CAR, A BOAT, A HOUSE, A KID A JOB
50:00 <doctor> don't see a happy ending for you
50:00 <lishs^husband> I GOT IT ALL MATE
50:00 <doctor> you get that all in one night?
50:00 <lishs^husband> DOCTOR FUCK OFF IDIOT
51:00 <lishs^husband> GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR HORTICULTURE STUDIES LOL
51:00 <lishs^husband> FUCKIN IDIOT
51:00 <lishs^husband> MORON
51:00 <doctor> good luck with the rest of your life
51:00 <lishs^husband> DONT NEED IT
51:00 <lishs^husband> LOLLLLLLLLLL
52:00 <doctor> yeah a dead man doesn't need luck
52:00 <lishs^husband> DOCTOR THE FAILED MEDICAL SCHOOL DROPOUT RETARD SPAZ
53:00 <lishs^husband> A FAILURE AT MEDICAL SCHOOL
53:00 <lishs^husband> FAILURE AT BRICK LAYING
53:00 <lishs^husband> FAILURE AT AQUACULTURE
54:00 <lishs^husband> FAILURE AT SHITCOIN MINING
54:00 <lishs^husband> JUST KILL YOURSELF LOL
55:00 <Mr_Chips> well this escalated quickly
55:00 <lishs^husband> SO DID MY COCK
56:00 <lishs^husband> BUT I WANKED EARLIER
56:00 <Mr_Chips> on your kid?
56:00 <lishs^husband> LOL
56:00 <lishs^husband> ON THE TOILET
57:00 <Mr_Chips> cool
59:00 <lishs^husband> MR_CHIPS
59:00 <lishs^husband> CAN I HAVE SOME CHIPS MATE
59:00 <Mr_Chips> narr mate git ur own
00:00 <lishs^husband> DOCTOR STOLE MINE
00:00 <lishs^husband> HE IS A LOSER
00:00 <doctor> your chips were rubbish mate
00:00 <doctor> get some better chips, dickhead
01:00 <lishs^husband> MULTIPLE FELLON SEX CRIME COMMITTING HORTICULTURALIST FAG
01:00 <lishs^husband> LOL
01:00 <Mr_Chips> that's not very nice
02:00 <lishs^husband> DOCTOR I THINK ITS YOUR BEDTIME MATE
02:00 <Saemon> doctor you were on med school?
02:00 <Saemon> wow
02:00 <lishs^husband> TIME TO FUCK OFF
02:00 <Saemon> thats pretty damn good
02:00 <doctor> yeah i think you're right
02:00 <Saemon> in* med school
02:00 <lishs^husband> NO
02:00 <lishs^husband> HE DID AQUACULTURE
03:00 <lishs^husband> AT TAFE LOL
03:00 <lishs^husband> A TRUE LOSER
07:00 <lishs^husband> SAEMON LOSER
07:00 <lishs^husband> ARE U STILL CRYING
07:00 <lishs^husband> LOL
08:00 <lishs^husband> WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
16:00 <lishs^husband> LOL
16:00 <lishs^husband> WAT A FAG
21:00 <Mr_Chips> why are you so angry lishs^husband?
24:00 <dematerialised> and that
24:00 <dematerialised> is a broken heart
25:00 <Mr_Chips> so deep
14:00 <Azzamin> melly
14:00 <Azzamin> am i in melly
14:00 <Azzamin> dis frankston?
15:00 <Azzamin> i work in rubbish clean-up/yard clean ups
17:00 <lishs^husband> penis in v
17:00 <lishs^husband> v
17:00 <lishs^husband> vaginas
17:00 <lishs^husband> lol
18:00 <lishs^husband> oink
18:00 <lishs^husband> oink oink
18:00 <lishs^husband> lol
18:00 <lishs^husband> faux
19:00 <lishs^husband> u piglet 
19:00 <lishs^husband> lol
20:00 <lishs^husband> faux u slut bitch
22:00 <Azzamin> shut up u dumb bogan
22:00 <Azzamin> get a job
22:00 <lishs^husband> I got 1
22:00 <lishs^husband> faggot
22:00 <lishs^husband> not like u
23:00 <Azzamin> fail troll
23:00 <Azzamin> fail troll!
23:00 <lishs^husband> (Azzamin) i work in rubbish clean-up/yard clean ups
23:00 <Azzamin> i do yard clean ups
23:00 <Azzamin> so what, its a job
23:00 <Azzamin> and it pays well
23:00 <lishs^husband> lollllllll
23:00 <Azzamin> im self employed
23:00 <lishs^husband> l o s e r
23:00 <Azzamin> bet u cant handle that
24:00 <lishs^husband> hookin pays well too
24:00 <Azzamin> i have my own tip truck worth $75000
24:00 <lishs^husband> and u can be self emoloyed
24:00 <lishs^husband> y not become a hooker
24:00 <Azzamin> coz i dont sell myself for a dollar like you
24:00 <Azzamin> im worth more 
24:00 <lishs^husband> ur a 5 cent whore
24:00 <lishs^husband> lol
27:00 <Mr_Chips> fkn sand niggers
30:00 <lishs^husband> Mr_Chips
30:00 <lishs^husband> gimme chips
31:00 <Mr_Chips> no
32:00 <lishs^husband> y cunt
32:00 <lishs^husband> fuck you
33:00 <Mr_Chips> because ur a poopy face
35:00 <gremlinz> contant abusive behaivour
36:00 <Mr_Chips> yep
54:00 <bored_biATCHHH> hmmmm
56:00 <bored_biATCHHH> boringgggggg
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