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00:00 <Liinda> we're talking reacharounds
00:00 <Liinda> and Loof's ass is now a reputable sperm bank
00:00 <Doodle> always give a reacharound, it's the gentlemanly thing to do
00:00 <Loof> ikr
00:00 <Liinda> so a reacharound isnt just a male thing to receive.
00:00 <Loof> it's politeness
00:48 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Loof's Sperm Bank: More Give, less take.
00:49 <Liinda> Want to make an investment on Loffies Ass? Sign up for the Frequent Bangers Club... Get your very own hand towel with your name embroidered for free.
00:55 <Liinda> lol ProfessorHaroldHorowitz
01:00 <Liinda> ok so u class a reacharound for both f and m
01:00 <Doodle> i didn't say that
01:00 <Doodle> but sure why not
01:00 <Liinda> during sex... 
01:00 <Loof> aren'ts chicks usually busy giving themselves the flick though
01:05 <Liinda> i clearly cant type tonight
01:46 <Liinda> beeehh would be your #1 customer
01:50 <Loof> in pain here
01:51 <Loof> lol
02:00 <Loof> while doing it
02:00 <Doodle> nothing wrong with helping them out a bit
02:00 <Loof> true
02:00 <Doodle> get some tools in there too
02:00 <Liinda> well this is why i ask... if a reacharound is classed a reacharound if a girl is purely standing behind the guy
02:00 <Doodle> some floodlights
02:00 <Doodle> make a project of it
02:00 <Liinda> cos if not, then a guy really can doing him from behindonly get a reacharound if another guys 
02:08 <Liinda> hehe
02:09 <Loof> when two penises touch
02:12 <Loof> anything is possible
02:16 <Liinda> sparks happen
02:19 <Loof> yep
02:29 <Liinda> memories captured.
03:00 <Doodle> i can't say i've put that much thought into it
03:00 <Liinda> yeh for some reason my mind went there before
03:00 <Liinda> i think cos Loof said he doesnt give them just takes them
03:00 <Doodle> are you hurtin 4 a squirtin?
03:00 <Liinda> and i just went all scooby like, HUHHHHHHHHHH
03:08 <Liinda> Want to savour the Loofness As Moment? For $40 you can have your experience recorded as it happens. Capture the memory.
03:19 <Liinda> *ass
03:41 <Loof> Wonder how many people will be nice enough to give a reacharound
03:50 <Loof> that'd be nice
03:53 <Liinda> Unrelated topic: Did you know, Salt and Vinegar chips help clear a blocked sinus?
04:00 <Doodle> lol
04:00 <Doodle> i'm glad we had this conversation
04:00 <Liinda> squirt... there's another word in the english lamguage that i cant help but think of naughty things instead of the innocent meaning
04:08 <Loof> thins mmmmmm
04:22 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Loof's Sperm Bank: Good to the last drop.
04:33 <Liinda> Reacharound Donations is like Superannuation... you contribute and the SuperCum FUnd matches it.
04:43 <Loof> lol
05:00 <Doodle> yeah i meant it in the filthiest way possible
05:00 <Liinda> i thought you would thoroughy enjoy it
05:00 <Doodle> ^_^
05:41 <Liinda> ;)
06:44 <Liinda> just thinking... is a reacharound something really only Man +Man would experience/give right?
06:45 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> How healthy is your super (sperm)?
07:25 <Loof> i'm a virgin
07:27 <Loof> dont kow
07:31 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
07:34 <Loof> whats a reacharound?
07:36 <Liinda> ur vagina is a virgin
07:56 <Loof> i've never given it
08:00 <Liinda> hai Shadowgate!!!
08:01 <Loof> only taken
08:04 <Shadowgate> hi lol
08:13 <Liinda> thats what im saying...
08:23 Join: Doodle ([email protected]) to #melbourne
08:26 <Liinda> if uve taken it... during sex...
08:30 <Liinda> oh hai Doodle
08:30 <Doodle> :o
08:32 <Liinda> lol
08:34 <Doodle> hello
09:23 <Doodle> please, don't let me interrupt
09:24 <Liinda> anyways i wont get technical on this one. i guess it all depends on the definition
09:30 <Doodle> sounds juicy
09:36 <Liinda> we're talking reacharounds
09:49 <Liinda> and Loof's ass is now a reputable sperm bank
09:53 <Doodle> always give a reacharound, it's the gentlemanly thing to do
10:06 <Loof> ikr
10:08 <Liinda> so a reacharound isnt just a male thing to receive.
10:12 <Loof> it's politeness
10:50 <Liinda> ok so u class a reacharound for both f and m
10:57 <Doodle> i didn't say that
10:59 <Doodle> but sure why not
11:14 <Liinda> during sex...
11:20 * Doodle nods
11:21 <Loof> aren'ts chicks usually busy giving themselves the flick though
11:30 <Loof> while doing it
11:38 <Doodle> nothing wrong with helping them out a bit
11:41 <Loof> true
11:45 <Doodle> get some tools in there too
11:54 <Liinda> well this is why i ask... if a reacharound is classed a reacharound if a girl is purely standing behind the guy
11:55 <Doodle> some floodlights
11:59 <Doodle> make a project of it
12:19 <Liinda> cos if not, then a guy really can doing him from behindonly get a reacharound if another guys
12:45 <Doodle> i can't say i've put that much thought into it
12:59 <Liinda> yeh for some reason my mind went there before
13:17 <Liinda> i think cos Loof said he doesnt give them just takes them
13:21 <Doodle> are you hurtin 4 a squirtin?
13:27 <Liinda> and i just went all scooby like, HUHHHHHHHHHH
13:35 <Doodle> lol
14:19 <Doodle> i'm glad we had this conversation
14:23 <Liinda> squirt... there's another word in the english lamguage that i cant help but think of naughty things instead of the innocent meaning
14:35 <Doodle> yeah i meant it in the filthiest way possible
14:40 <Liinda> i thought you would thoroughy enjoy it
14:45 <Doodle> ^_^
14:56 <Liinda> lol i had no doubts Doodle
14:56 Quit: iBiZa ([email protected]) EOF from client
15:10 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> that's a good idea. get a dog and call it squirt. good way to segue sex into a conversation with a woman at the park'
15:18 Join: iBiZa ([email protected]) to #melbourne
15:22 <Doodle> worth a try
15:33 <Liinda> then record it at latrobe uni library
15:40 <Liinda> lol did u guys hear about that porno?
15:45 <Doodle> yeh
15:50 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i will ask for their permission but i dont know if they will like me bringing in the dog
15:58 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> the rest should be fine
16:02 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> this is la trobe
16:26 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> so long you book those study rooms before hand
17:14 <Liinda> apparently this was recorded in the main library, students were around
17:34 <Loof> got a nice face it's a pityyyy, you were born with shitty titties and i dont know whyyyyy
17:49 <Liinda> lol
17:52 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> so this is the second shooting at latrobe
18:22 <Liinda> it is?
18:26 Quit: unimportant ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
18:32 <Liinda> loof! i hope you're wearing you're special undies
18:36 <Liinda> *your
19:06 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> http://www.abc.net.au/pm/stories/s41308.htm
19:08 <Liinda> where is my dear couleurs
19:48 <Loof> playing fifa and masturbating over barely legal nubiles
19:59 <Liinda> awah
20:00 <simba> Hahahahahahaha.
20:26 Join: cherri_pie ([email protected]) to #melbourne
20:38 <Loof> sometimes i just bukake myself
20:43 <Loof> youknow?
22:41 <Liinda> that would keep u warm
24:04 <Loof> no more cigs
24:06 <Loof> fuck
24:13 <Loof> oh well ecig time
24:57 <Loof> they should lower dsp amount or raise minimum wage
25:03 <Loof> would make working worth it
25:08 <Loof> oh well
25:31 <Loof> if i was cuntminister
37:12 Join: Scramble ([email protected]) to #melbourne
37:31 <Loof> weed coming out my asscrack
37:45 <Scramble> don't smoke it
38:08 <Scramble> it's a shit strain
38:16 <Scramble> hyuck hyuck
38:28 <Loof> found out sitting on cement really does give you piles
38:44 <Loof> so i put a seat outside for smoking
38:58 <Loof> now no more grapes
39:00 <Loof> :D
39:07 Quit: DemonsRun ([email protected]) Client exited
39:15 Join: DemonsRun ([email protected]) to #melbourne
39:27 <Loof> join us next week for exciting adventures with Loof's ass
40:17 <Loof> anyone ever wiped their ass with grass?
40:44 <Loof> ever cleaned off smegma with a leaf?
40:58 <Loof> ever banged an abo?
41:07 <Loof> nah that last one was going too far
41:14 <Loof> sif fuck an abo
41:36 <Scramble> you sit on concrete like an abo
42:05 <Scramble> it's the next logical step
42:31 <Scramble> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov3fQt0iH18
42:36 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Japanese TV Commercials [ 2013 weeks 41 and 42 ] (Oct 21, 2013) 6:58 - Category: Entertainment - 44,873 views - 656 likes (98.9%), 7 dislikes (1.1%)
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1888555_10152331417633974_1815123459_n.jpg
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmmmmmmmmmm
44:00 <Bastardly_One> finally worked out the lights shit 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to actually assign a button for it 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> uber gay
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> lights?
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> jeepers
45:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of need them for night racing :P
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> my bro is up now still working/studying
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> I AM HEADSHOTTING FAGGOTS
46:21 Quit: Defunct ([email protected]) Quit: I've got work tomorrow
46:37 Quit: Simmons ([email protected]) Quit: ( www.nnscript.com :: NoNameScript 4.22 :: www.esnation.com )
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm racing AI faggots
47:00 <Bastardly_One> not very well atm I might add but yeah
48:16 <Loof> Have you ever busted your grandma scratching her cunt?
49:06 <Loof> cause of cuntworms
50:08 <Loof> imagine the smell
50:20 Part: Bonny ([email protected]) from #melbourne
50:38 <Loof> cause of all that incontinence and infection
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
51:18 <Loof> and qweefing
51:27 <Loof> out dust
53:24 <Saemon> yo
53:27 <Saemon> im eating here
53:31 <Loof> lol
53:32 <Loof> sorry man
53:40 <Saemon> lol sall good bro
53:52 <Loof> :)
54:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1453380_756464104394081_5093717946502574034_n.jpg
55:04 <Excessive> ma uit si citesc numa prostii, are cineva ceva mai interesant?
55:12 Join: druff ([email protected]) to #melbourne
56:53 <Saemon> i got from that
57:02 <Saemon> prostate and interesting
57:03 <Saemon> ?
59:00 <simba> Hahahahahahaha.
01:10 <Bastardly_One> shut up
02:22 <Liinda> night all
02:25 Quit: Liinda ([email protected]) Quit: Bubbles means troubles...
02:45 <PandasDontDrive> dang
02:50 <PandasDontDrive> didnt say night panadols
02:53 <PandasDontDrive> CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
02:57 <PandasDontDrive> and wank.
03:01 <PandasDontDrive> *was good*
03:45 <Loof> now that Liinda has gone she wont be freaked out by me saying
03:54 <Loof> i would just love to sink my tongue into her ass
04:44 <Loof> first visualise being her toilet paper for 6 months
05:48 <Loof> like some sort of demented poop fairy
06:12 Quit: Zade ([email protected]) Quit:
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> boats n moobs
10:49 <Saemon> lol loof
10:52 <Saemon> is she hot?
11:11 <Saemon> Bastardly_One you shut up
11:12 <Saemon> asshat
11:24 <Loof> very
11:38 <Saemon> u seen her pic?
11:39 <Loof> smokin
11:53 <Loof> yeah a couple
15:03 <Excessive> every woman can be luscious in her own way, it's the way u see her
17:07 <Bastardly_One> true enough
20:12 <Saemon> dont make me rKo you through a glass table Bastardly_One
20:51 <Loof> was therock a good wrestler?
20:51 <Saemon> my back may get all cut up and pierced by the glass shards
20:55 <Saemon> but it would be worth it
21:07 <Saemon> hrm depends on what u look at Loof
21:16 <Saemon> entertainment wise, or skills wise?
21:28 <Loof> skills
21:40 <Saemon> then no, he was mediocre at best
21:45 <Loof> k cool
21:47 <Saemon> his style was that of a brawler
21:57 <Loof> i c
22:00 <Saemon> which is what most restricted or unskilled wreslters do
22:42 <Saemon> not much technical holds and mat based stuff in his arsenal or high airborn acrobatic manouvres
23:05 <Loof> how do them cunts manage not to kill each other
23:16 <Loof> somewhere sometime some cunt must have died
23:23 <Saemon> its cal about timing and working together
23:33 <Loof> i couldn't do it
23:38 <Saemon> oh of course Loof, just google deaths in pro wrestling
23:39 <Loof> to unco
23:56 <Loof> sweet will do
24:08 <Saemon> in the past wrestlers have botched moves, resulting in severe damage or death in their fellow wrestlers
24:17 <Saemon> mainly the pile driver move
24:26 <Saemon> if done wrong, breaks the neck
24:41 <Saemon> google jessie sorensen tna broken neck
24:49 <Loof> i used to play exciting hour all day as a kid
24:53 <Loof> wrestling game
24:55 <Saemon> and google d'lo brown paralyzes droz
25:15 <Loof> could play all day on 20 cents
25:26 <Loof> pile driver
25:29 <Loof> suphlex
25:32 <Bastardly_One> or stunts gone wrong
25:40 <Bastardly_One> like Owen Hart's
27:00 <Saemon> guys
27:00 <Saemon> attention room
27:00 <Saemon> i have something to say
27:58 <Bastardly_One> http://prowrestling.about.com/od/whatsrealwhatsfake/tp/10tragedies.htm
28:00 <simba> ur dads gay
28:00 <simba> lmao
28:00 <dematerialised> you killed a prostitute because you've run out fo money?
28:00 <DemonsRun> ^
29:00 <xm> now that i have your attention...thank you for the attention
30:00 <Saemon> ok so today i had a near death experience
30:00 <dematerialised> that's a shame
30:00 <Saemon> and my life flashed before my eyes, and ive come to realise that 
30:00 <dematerialised> your life isn't worth living
31:00 <xm> you dont go full NDE. you go DE
31:00 <beehhh> lol at cancer state
31:00 <simba> u mean today u thought up this story ur about to type into irc
31:00 <simba> beehhh drinks cum and wine mixed
31:00 <beehhh> punch ya simba
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> woooo
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> found final episode in an awesome doco series
31:00 <Saemon> i actually dont really have anyone in my life, little friends and aquaintances, and i am not on speaking terms with any of my family
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> burp
31:00 <beehhh> pieces of shit cum
31:00 <Saemon> and so, i realise that, you guys on here
31:00 <dematerialised> so you should probably turn that near death
31:00 <dematerialised> into actual death
31:00 <Saemon> i actually spend more time with you guys on here day and night
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i put peanut butter and vegemite and mustard and mayo on a sandwich just then
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
31:00 <Saemon> than with my own fmaily
32:00 <Saemon> so you guys are in effect, my family
32:00 <beehhh> simba drinks his dad's cum for his free accomodation
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not your family
32:00 <Saemon> and i just want to say that this means alot to me
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> means nothing to me 
32:00 <simba> cum
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> I AM A BANANA
32:00 <Saemon> no matter what has been said in the past, you guys are all ive got
32:00 <dematerialised> if i was your family i would have fucked your mothers ass instead and saved us the trouble
32:00 <Saemon> and yeah
32:00 <Saemon> thats all
32:00 <Saemon> :)
32:00 <beehhh> apparently he is made out of cum
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> r u drinkin bro?
32:00 <xm> Saemon: you do realise you have #Melbourne Syndrome right>
32:00 <xm> and you are help captive
32:21 <Bastardly_One> I got into two arguments in class this morning within 5 mins of each other
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i already have family
33:00 <xm> held*
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have my VIKING HORDE!
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> on xbox.
33:00 <xm> you are starting to identify with me, your kidnapper
33:00 <beehhh> im going to study in darwin if ever
34:00 <beehhh> less people less trouble
34:00 <xm> Darwin has a uni?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyone see the series The Dark Ages: An Age of Light?
34:00 <beehhh> CDU
34:00 <beehhh> i spoke to stacey today online
34:00 <simba> cum
34:00 <xm> i thought they'd just have a TAFE campus on semiotics to put out 'WARNING CROCS HERE: DO NOT SWIM!'
34:00 <beehhh> she suggested me to go thru simple procedure
35:00 <beehhh> <boris the bird> cum cum
35:00 <Saemon> beehhh i hope you develop pancreatic cancer
35:00 <Saemon> and die 
35:00 <Saemon> very soon
35:00 <simba> cum
35:31 <Saemon> jesus
35:41 <Saemon> and you call Me anti-social b1
35:50 Quit: ^pilot^ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
35:54 <PandasDontDrive> ohhh goodie goodie
36:00 <beehhh> dont worry i drink cranberry tonic every morning
36:00 <beehhh> ian rochie died of it
36:02 <PandasDontDrive> erp
36:05 <PandasDontDrive> so Loofz bro
36:07 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
36:16 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Bastardly_One: what over?
36:25 <PandasDontDrive> gotted to the courier joint last nite picked up the kinect
36:25 <PandasDontDrive> lol
36:29 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> with a teacher or student(s)?
36:32 <PandasDontDrive> fkn finally!
36:34 <Bastardly_One> one person over reacting and taking me the wrong way
36:40 <PandasDontDrive> ay
36:44 <PandasDontDrive> cant we all just
36:46 <PandasDontDrive> oh fk it
36:47 <Bastardly_One> and another unable to handle some home truths
36:57 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> what was the first person reacting to?
37:00 <Pieter> I just woke up, to say, I need to peeee
37:00 <simba> <Saemon> no matter what has been said in the past, you guys are all ive got <Saemon> beehhh i hope you develop pancreatic cancer - hahahaha didnt keep that act up very long
37:00 <Pieter> I came here, because I know you all careee
37:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
37:21 <Bastardly_One> thinking me saying he's so far behind was that he was a loser kind of thing
37:38 <PandasDontDrive> just stfu n answer pm.
37:41 <Bastardly_One> just frustrations taken out of me if you ask me ... stupid cunt
37:49 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> what did you say before that to make him come to that conclusion?
37:51 <PandasDontDrive> :P
37:51 <Bastardly_One> and the other is an I'm so cool Mr Know it all
37:59 <PandasDontDrive> me?
38:00 <Pieter> And 
38:00 <Pieter> I 
38:00 <Pieter> Am impossibly so good lookin
38:00 <Saemon> simba beehhh is excluded 
38:00 <Pieter> I make derek zoolander look gayy
38:00 <Pieter> Cos I hump him in the buuuuuum
38:03 <Bastardly_One> Oh, are you *that* far behind?
38:20 * PandasDontDrive doesnt know where he is in this
38:30 <PandasDontDrive> I have a vagina?
39:00 <Pieter> Dadedum.
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway
39:00 <simba> stfu Pieter wrinkly old meth head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> american mustard and vegemite dont go well together
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> k
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> LESSON LEARNED
39:00 <Pieter> Back to bed, wibble wobble
39:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
39:00 <beehhh> lionidas
39:00 <Pieter> I  wish I could learn but I know everything:(
39:00 <Pieter> Bbl
39:21 <Saemon> lol u cant go around conducting yourself in real life like how u do on irc Bastardly_One
39:50 <Saemon> the difference is, u do it on irc behind a screen, no one can touch u
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> no point in living if one knew everything.
40:06 <Saemon> u so it in class in real life, the person u piss off could easily deck ya
40:27 <Saemon> u do* it
40:40 <PandasDontDrive> well
40:44 <PandasDontDrive> I mean
40:51 <PandasDontDrive> you did threaten to have the Rebels?
40:53 <PandasDontDrive> somebody
40:57 <PandasDontDrive> come kill me
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> whilst
41:00 <beehhh> Pieter is still better than many hoon raiders in straya one tryna stnach the gun of a police man and later goes hes tried needed rest
41:00 <beehhh> *tired
41:03 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One and I
41:10 <PandasDontDrive> could just roll you offa fucking cliff.
41:16 <PandasDontDrive> ..
41:22 <Bastardly_One> nuh, he bullshits about the Bandidos
41:28 <PandasDontDrive> oh Bandidos
41:34 <PandasDontDrive> some Nacho shit
41:35 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
41:39 <PandasDontDrive> see
41:39 <Saemon> lol
41:40 <Bastardly_One> always makes me laugh because I know the local guys
41:42 <PandasDontDrive> he doesnt get it
41:47 <PandasDontDrive> YOU DON'T DROP NAMES
41:51 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon
41:53 <Bastardly_One> to the point of knowing the head honcho
41:57 <Bastardly_One> exactly
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> I had my head smacked in one night
42:00 <beehhh> there was a scaffle him & the cop between the rabbit proof fance
42:00 <beehhh> logan is a bad ass area in QLD
42:05 <PandasDontDrive> for saying a friends name
42:07 <PandasDontDrive> to a friend
42:13 <Bastardly_One> I'd believe it
42:15 <PandasDontDrive> who wasnt there,
42:16 <PandasDontDrive> ok
42:22 <Bastardly_One> your nose probably looked normal before that :P
42:26 <PandasDontDrive> you rollypollyfaggot
42:28 <PandasDontDrive> oh bro
42:35 <PandasDontDrive> that was the first time it was smashed
42:35 <PandasDontDrive> lol
42:59 <PandasDontDrive> still was bought drinks n shit course but i fucked up
43:02 <PandasDontDrive> now this little cheese
43:18 <Saemon> the bandidos are good mates with me
43:25 <Saemon> they wont mind me
43:30 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
43:55 <Bastardly_One> you really don't know anyone outside your own imagination
44:07 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon
44:15 <PandasDontDrive> you dropped the name again
44:24 <PandasDontDrive> I don't know the Bandidos
44:27 <Saemon> they are mind to drop
44:30 <Saemon> they are my mates
44:31 <PandasDontDrive> prob know mates of mine
44:36 <PandasDontDrive> but I tell ya something
44:38 <Saemon> they are mine to drop
44:41 <PandasDontDrive> none of em
44:44 <PandasDontDrive> give a shit
44:45 <Bastardly_One> go on
44:46 <PandasDontDrive> about your shit
44:48 <PandasDontDrive> on mirc
44:50 <Scramble> prob know mates of mine
44:53 <Scramble> the US NAVY SEALS
44:53 <Bastardly_One> right now without google
44:59 <Bastardly_One> shoosh for a sec
45:00 <simba> stfu Pieter wrinkly old meth head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
45:05 <Bastardly_One> I wanna see the fuckwit answer this
45:12 <PandasDontDrive> you see me saying oohhhhh saemonie ima getr **** onto ya
45:13 <Bastardly_One> right now, without google and no delay
45:16 <PandasDontDrive> prob bash me
45:23 <Bastardly_One> who is the ... *thinks randomly*
45:31 <PandasDontDrive> navy seals
45:35 <PandasDontDrive> I saw that movie
45:39 <Bastardly_One> sgt at arms in your area
45:42 <Bastardly_One> I know this
45:43 <PandasDontDrive> Charlie Sheen wasnt bad
45:50 <Scramble> steven segal is my brother
45:52 <Bastardly_One> I wanna see you say it so I can cut and paste it
45:53 <PandasDontDrive> but that MIchael dude from Aliens ruled
45:58 <Scramble> he'll beat all of you up
46:01 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon
46:04 <Scramble> and then take me out for sushi
46:04 <Saemon> lol b1
46:05 <PandasDontDrive> drop an actual NAME
46:08 <Scramble> cause he knows the owner
46:09 <PandasDontDrive> of a BANDIDO
46:09 <Bastardly_One> and get you smashed next time you're out in your chair
46:11 <Saemon> that info for insiders only
46:13 <DemonsRun> ... Who gives a fuck who you guys know?
46:15 <PandasDontDrive> and a number
46:15 <Saemon> im not tellin u
46:22 <PandasDontDrive> and ill ring the guy right fkn now
46:23 <Bastardly_One> DemonsRun, we don't
46:24 <DemonsRun> It's always a dick contest with you retards
46:31 <Bastardly_One> we're taking the piss out of wheels
46:35 <PandasDontDrive> stfu DemonsRun
46:36 <Saemon> Bastardly_One your just a old nobody
46:40 <Bastardly_One> he's gonna get bandidos to bash everyone
46:42 <Saemon> trying to stay relevant
46:44 <Saemon> quit tryin so hard
46:45 <PandasDontDrive> you havent pulled yours out yet :P
46:47 <PandasDontDrive> lol
46:48 <Saemon> be old and content
46:51 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon
46:54 <DemonsRun> Good for him, Bastardly_One
46:55 <PandasDontDrive> you drop names
46:59 <Bastardly_One> fuckwit, if you do half the shit I've done I shouldn
46:59 <Bastardly_One> t
47:06 <PandasDontDrive> go back your chair into a fucking river
47:06 <Saemon> but i have the right too PandasDontDrive
47:07 <DemonsRun> & you're, as usual the brains of the topic
47:07 <PandasDontDrive> and sink
47:11 <Scramble> cunts bash cunts bash cunts bash
47:11 <PandasDontDrive> you useless fuck
47:14 <Bastardly_One> of in my life ... then you'll have a life of adventure
47:14 <PandasDontDrive> no you dont
47:19 <PandasDontDrive> it's codebro
47:20 <DemonsRun> And as usual, PandasDontDrive has to challenge anything
47:24 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive fuck you you tattood poofter
47:26 <PandasDontDrive> YOU DONT DROP NAMES
47:26 <DemonsRun> Think I've nailed that
47:28 <Saemon> your chick friend is ugly
47:30 <Saemon> and so are you
47:30 <PandasDontDrive> OR NAMES OF GROUPS
47:34 <PandasDontDrive> unless
47:35 <Bastardly_One> lol brat
47:37 <Saemon> i showed everyone your pic
47:42 <PandasDontDrive> DemonsRun dont throw a moody
47:43 <Saemon> and that chick friend of yours
47:43 <Saemon> lol
47:48 <PandasDontDrive> ay
47:49 <Bastardly_One> but this time Pandas is defending himself in a sense
47:49 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive u look like a poofter
47:50 <PandasDontDrive> me
47:52 <PandasDontDrive> ?
47:56 <PandasDontDrive> do i
47:57 <Saemon> yeah
48:00 <Scramble> so I see there's still no decent conversation in here?
48:00 <DemonsRun> I'm not the one throwing anything LOL
48:02 <PandasDontDrive> so show my pic
48:03 <PandasDontDrive> on here
48:06 <PandasDontDrive> i wont complain
48:06 <DemonsRun> No Scramble
48:08 <DemonsRun> None
48:11 <Saemon> lol nah i would get banned
48:12 <PandasDontDrive> and who was the chick?
48:12 <Saemon> lol
48:13 <DemonsRun> Rarely ever
48:17 <PandasDontDrive> no u wont
48:20 <Saemon> some slut u said was your friend
48:22 <PandasDontDrive> u would only get banned
48:22 <Scramble> fair enough
48:23 <Bastardly_One> I'd rather look like poofter than be a complete failure and social retard no legs
48:25 <PandasDontDrive> if i cared
48:29 <Scramble> i'll be back in another 2 months
48:29 <PandasDontDrive> and i dont care
48:33 <Bastardly_One> and honestly, even if I was gay
48:35 <PandasDontDrive> so show my pic
48:39 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck should care less?
48:39 <PandasDontDrive> and show hers too.
48:44 <PandasDontDrive> i promise
48:46 <Saemon> lol everyone already knows how faggoty u look mate
48:49 <DemonsRun> Scramble: Just a bunch of random insults thrown at each other. Wanna join in?
48:49 <Saemon> so no need
48:53 <PandasDontDrive> i will not dog you to the ops Saemon..
49:01 <Bastardly_One> oi brat
49:04 <Bastardly_One> do I look gay?
49:09 <Saemon> yes.
49:11 <Saemon> lol
49:12 <DemonsRun> Oi oi oi Saemon I do not know what he looks like
49:12 <Bastardly_One> old yes but not exactly gay right?
49:16 <Saemon> nosering
49:17 <PandasDontDrive> well Scramble has me on fb anyway doncha
49:21 Quit: Scramble ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
49:22 <PandasDontDrive> see for himself
49:22 <DemonsRun> Old yes gay idk
49:30 <DemonsRun> My brother is gay, doesn't look it
49:34 <Bastardly_One> I'm talking to DemonsRun no legs, fuck up
49:38 <Bastardly_One> yeah, and who cares?
49:39 <PandasDontDrive> ye my fav gay mate
49:42 <Bastardly_One> you don't right?
49:42 <PandasDontDrive> dont look it
49:47 <PandasDontDrive> n hates other gays
49:49 <PandasDontDrive> funny as
49:54 <Bastardly_One> yeah this bogan guy I know hates other gays too
49:55 <PandasDontDrive> SAEMON
49:57 <PandasDontDrive> POST MY PIC
49:59 <Bastardly_One> and a raging homo
49:59 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive shut up u look like a weakcunt
50:00 <Saemon> lol
50:02 <Bastardly_One> funny as too
50:02 <PandasDontDrive> AND POST PIC OF THE CHICKI
50:07 <DemonsRun> Fucking morons
50:07 <PandasDontDrive> I WONT DOG U TO OPS
50:08 <PandasDontDrive> OR ASD
50:10 <DemonsRun> All of yas.
50:10 <PandasDontDrive> ^
50:12 <Saemon> such a try hard with all those tatoos
50:14 <PandasDontDrive> PROMISE.
50:14 <Saemon> and aviators
50:18 <Saemon> and beret
50:18 <Bastardly_One> oi
50:19 <Saemon> rofl
50:21 <PandasDontDrive> ok
50:25 <Bastardly_One> don't include me this time brat
50:26 <PandasDontDrive> so ill post it myself
50:28 <PandasDontDrive> one sec.
50:30 <Bastardly_One> I looked in just before you did
50:39 <Bastardly_One> Pandas is on some hyper rush
50:44 <DemonsRun> You joined in
50:45 <PandasDontDrive> yea Loren took this of me
50:48 <Bastardly_One> and no legs is ... well always retarded
50:55 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I always forget
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1098379_10152728924177995_748081532_n.jpg
51:01 <PandasDontDrive> k
51:06 <PandasDontDrive> even Nermin
51:06 <Bastardly_One> it's gonna go on and on and on
51:10 <PandasDontDrive> famous boxer
51:12 <Bastardly_One> rahter than a few mins
51:13 <PandasDontDrive> knows Tyson
51:15 <PandasDontDrive> likes my pic
51:20 <DemonsRun> Sunk pretty low on the food chain in here to be associating with them every night
51:23 <PandasDontDrive> what the fuck u got to say Saemon?
51:29 <DemonsRun> Awesome conversations and all
51:37 <PandasDontDrive> You know cunts?
51:47 <Saemon> rofl!!!
51:50 <Saemon> thats the pic
51:53 <Bastardly_One> it moves though ... gives me something to look at
51:54 <PandasDontDrive> yep
51:55 <Saemon> u ugly queer
51:55 <Saemon> lol
51:57 <PandasDontDrive> that's the pic
52:00 <beehhh> dont judge a book by its cover he might be have a troubled time dealing with life but doesnt make someone a badass comprande
52:01 <PandasDontDrive> well bro
52:02 <DemonsRun> You call them muscles PandasDontDrive ?
52:08 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:11 <Saemon> i reckon ay
52:13 <Saemon> lmao
52:21 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive do u even lift bro?
52:26 <Bastardly_One> Pandas is a little runt but I've said that heaps of times
52:26 <PandasDontDrive> im not muss nemore
52:29 <PandasDontDrive> fk man
52:35 <PandasDontDrive> im just like slim
52:38 <DemonsRun> My arms are better than that
52:42 <Saemon> wtf were u doin with your hand near your mouth?
52:43 <Bastardly_One> you are a little runt ...
52:44 <PandasDontDrive> i practice muay thai
52:46 <Saemon> sum fabio pose?
52:49 <Saemon> lol
52:49 <PandasDontDrive> not boxing
52:54 <Saemon> and u know what
52:57 <PandasDontDrive> what
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> how did my net just drop O_O
53:04 <Bastardly_One> I might weigh less than one of some people's legs in here
53:06 <Saemon> only fucken douchbags wheres sunnies in doors mate
53:08 <Saemon> u fucken tool
53:09 <Saemon> rofl
53:13 <Bastardly_One> but you don't look much bigger :P
53:17 <Saemon> why were u wearing sunnies in the dark?
53:22 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon
53:24 <PandasDontDrive> srsly
53:29 <Saemon> lol u dikhead
53:31 <Saemon> answer
53:33 <PandasDontDrive> you've gone on aobut it, must be you want some
53:34 <Saemon> why were u wearing sunnies in the dark?
53:35 <PandasDontDrive> I mean
53:37 <PandasDontDrive> all that.
53:40 <Saemon> why were u wearing sunnies in the dark?
53:43 <PandasDontDrive> I'm not into it but..
53:45 <Saemon> u a vampire?
53:49 <Saemon> rofl
53:58 <PandasDontDrive> I could spoof in your face if it pleased ya
53:59 <PandasDontDrive> ?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> WOULD THE DRUG ADDICTS AND WANNABE TRANS-SEXUALS PLEASE FUCK OFF, THX. LOVE I CHEMIST IDIOT
54:03 <Saemon> do you think you're Bono?
54:08 <PandasDontDrive> who
54:08 Quit: druff ([email protected]) Quit: G-Lined
54:11 <Saemon> bono
54:12 <PandasDontDrive> oh bono
54:14 <Saemon> the singer
54:15 <PandasDontDrive> no
54:18 * DemonsRun facepalms
54:20 <PandasDontDrive> loren got me those
54:25 <Saemon> who always wears sunnies indoors
54:26 <PandasDontDrive> those're chicks glasses
54:34 <PandasDontDrive> lol
54:39 <Bastardly_One> Bono is light sensitive actually
54:45 <Saemon> oh ic
54:50 <Saemon> whats PandasDontDrive reason then?
54:51 <PandasDontDrive> it's called having friends Saemon
54:55 <Bastardly_One> I say from all the pot he smokes but he's light sensitive none the less
54:55 <PandasDontDrive> and just having a fun time
55:03 <Saemon> lol
55:09 <Saemon> is that why PandasDontDrive?
55:10 <PandasDontDrive> so
55:16 <PandasDontDrive> show me the pic of the chick
55:17 <DemonsRun> Fuckwits. Fuckwits everywhere
55:20 <DemonsRun> Time to sleep
55:21 <PandasDontDrive> u bragged about
55:25 <Bastardly_One> night brat
55:31 <PandasDontDrive> or's your braggadocio gone now?
55:41 <Saemon> u also have a weak chin PandasDontDrive
55:43 <PandasDontDrive> nite DemonsRun u runt
55:52 <Saemon> night DemonsRun
55:55 <PandasDontDrive> weak
55:59 <DemonsRun> Runt? Mate I could lift more than you.
56:00 Join: Fez ([email protected]) to #melbourne
56:03 <PandasDontDrive> I have a small jaw sure
56:04 <Saemon> ^
56:05 <Saemon> ownt
56:09 <PandasDontDrive> it's a modern human condition
56:11 <Saemon> lmao
56:17 <PandasDontDrive> raised on soft foods
56:20 <Bastardly_One> there is no such fucking word as ownt
56:24 <DemonsRun> ^
56:26 <PandasDontDrive> people that're raised on harder
56:26 <Saemon> hit the gym if u want to show off your arms PandasDontDrive
56:32 <PandasDontDrive> develop big jaws
56:36 <Bastardly_One> I want to punch you in the face each time you type it
56:38 <PandasDontDrive> you don't read much huh
56:40 <PandasDontDrive> ?
56:47 <DemonsRun> Being a runt has nothing to do with jawline
56:56 <Saemon> Bastardly_One ok i wont use ownt anymore
56:56 <PandasDontDrive> it's called The Soft Food Diet
56:59 <DemonsRun> And btw. Guessing you think I'm male PandasDontDrive ?
57:03 <Saemon> i will use this instead:
57:05 <PandasDontDrive> DemonsRun I was jesting :p
57:06 <Saemon> OWNTAGE.
57:10 <PandasDontDrive> ino
57:14 <Maurice> Nobody should use ownt
57:15 Join: druff ([email protected]) to #melbourne
57:21 <PandasDontDrive> PWNTED
57:24 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon
57:25 <Bastardly_One> she's a good bloke is DemonsRun
57:31 <PandasDontDrive> post the picture of the girl already
57:32 <druff> hi
57:33 Nick: DemonsRun is now known as AmFemaleIdiots
57:35 <PandasDontDrive> I already posted mine
57:47 <druff> dont slander the panda
57:57 <Bastardly_One> I've never seen you as male but didn't you first use MoM in here?
58:03 <druff> DONT!
58:09 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon
58:16 Nick: AmFemaleIdiots is now known as DemonsRun
58:16 <Bastardly_One> is
58:16 <Saemon> wat
58:17 <Bastardly_One> a
58:20 <PandasDontDrive> post the picture, i posted mine because you wouldnt
58:25 <Saemon> stop sayin my name geez
58:27 <PandasDontDrive> so post the picture of the girl..
58:31 <PandasDontDrive> no
58:33 <PandasDontDrive> post it
58:36 <Bastardly_One> simple simon
58:36 <DemonsRun> No used DemonsRun first
58:38 <Saemon> no
58:39 <PandasDontDrive> dont threaten, and not go through.
58:45 <PandasDontDrive> why
58:49 <PandasDontDrive> pm me why?
58:54 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooh, either way I've always thought of you as female
59:03 <PandasDontDrive> or go fucking bunny hop on that wheelchair of yours.
59:07 <Saemon> who pm'd u?
59:10 <Saemon> i didnt pm u
59:17 * DemonsRun faps to retards
59:23 <PandasDontDrive> [01:08] <Saemon> i showed everyone your pic
59:23 <PandasDontDrive> [01:08] <PandasDontDrive> DemonsRun dont throw a moody
59:23 <PandasDontDrive> [01:08] <Saemon> and that chick friend of yours
59:23 <PandasDontDrive> [01:08] <Saemon> lol
59:31 <Bastardly_One> Maurice
59:36 <Saemon> oh yeah i showed them in pm
59:36 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon?
59:40 <Maurice> Yes
59:41 <PandasDontDrive> which chick
59:43 <PandasDontDrive> whom
59:46 <Bastardly_One> entertain the less retarded folks please?
59:46 <PandasDontDrive> prove it..
59:51 <Saemon> cant
59:54 <PandasDontDrive> You LIE
59:58 <Maurice> I don't know to do that
00:00 <simba> stfu Pieter wrinkly old meth head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
00:01 <Bastardly_One> I've got into arguments today so I don't think I should type too much
00:02 <Saemon> so did your mum PandasDontDrive
00:04 <Saemon> lol
00:04 <DemonsRun> Just like
00:11 <DemonsRun> Mute the retards or something
00:28 <Saemon> and at least i dont hit women PandasDontDrive
00:33 <Saemon> Mew's told me all about you
00:38 <Saemon> you're scum mate
01:11 <PandasDontDrive> ,y mum
01:14 <PandasDontDrive> my
01:15 <PandasDontDrive> mum
01:23 <PandasDontDrive> I NEVER MET MY MOTHER!
01:28 <PandasDontDrive> naw kidding.
01:38 <PandasDontDrive> um
01:40 <Bastardly_One> I get along with Mew
01:47 <PandasDontDrive> k I have to ignore what he said Bastardly_One.
01:50 <Bastardly_One> but I'd not take her word as gospel
01:51 <PandasDontDrive> kk
02:02 <Bastardly_One> that's a better way of putting it no legs
02:29 <Saemon> well i for one believe her about PandasDontDrive
02:38 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One: Hard to fake logs on a screenshot on a phone
02:54 <PandasDontDrive> um
02:58 <Saemon> weak jawed skinny armed male
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> la la
03:10 <Serenity> whos faking logs
03:10 <Saemon> of course he'd only hit womem
03:12 <druff> hi
03:12 <PandasDontDrive> i should go have a cig
03:22 <DemonsRun> Plus the fact he then continued to tell her how far it was for him to her house & she should be scared
03:40 <Saemon> yeah
03:55 <Bastardly_One> agreed
03:58 Quit: bad_boy_69 ([email protected]) Quit:
04:00 <DemonsRun> Shouldn't forget the threat to the kid either
04:03 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive even threatened and sent death wishes to Mew's about her kid
04:08 <Bastardly_One> I know what you're talking about
04:13 <Saemon> thats a fucking scumbag act
04:19 <Bastardly_One> but I'm still wondering if it was a Pollock set up
04:31 <DemonsRun> Hard to have any sort of want to associate with these two fuckwits.
04:38 <Bastardly_One> like he uses my nick ... I was there
04:49 Join: crash ([email protected]) to #melbourne
05:06 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, same reason I backed away from someone else in here
05:06 <PandasDontDrive> crash!
05:10 <Serenity> can you just shut up about it
05:11 <PandasDontDrive> bruv
05:13 <Bastardly_One> threating Maurice's childrean
05:16 <Serenity> it doesnt involve any of you other than mew
05:17 <Bastardly_One> *children
05:19 <crash> hey PandasDontDrive, how goes it ?
05:25 <Serenity> and shes not here plus it was dealt with when it happened
05:42 <Maurice> What
05:55 <Maurice> He didn't threaten my kids
06:12 <Bastardly_One> Loof did
06:21 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon do me a favour
06:24 <DemonsRun> Tough men on irc then xD
06:27 <Bastardly_One> I said someone else in here but you made me mention names didn't ya :P
06:28 <Maurice> Ohh I thought you meant PandasDontDrive, my bad
06:29 <PandasDontDrive> and please stop saying what you are saying
06:38 <Serenity> ive had an entire channel threatening me and my kids for months
06:39 <PandasDontDrive> because you don't know what you are talking about.
06:44 <PandasDontDrive> Savvy?
06:47 <Serenity> in the end its just fat dudes with small cocks and keyboards
06:52 <Serenity> means nothing
06:58 <DemonsRun> Too true Serenity
07:10 <Bastardly_One> Pandas doesn't look fat though :P
07:18 <DemonsRun> The internet. Where everyone has an opinion on everything
07:25 <Maurice> Eventually you'll get that holiday, Serenity
07:26 <Bastardly_One> oh and rl
07:29 <Saemon> if anything the skinny runt needs to gain more weight lol
07:29 <Bastardly_One> if you're me
07:34 <Saemon> bulk the fuck up
07:38 <Bastardly_One> did I tell you what happened today?
07:42 <Serenity> im not talking about josh
07:50 <Bastardly_One> in hindsight it as funny
08:02 <DemonsRun> /me plays with Serenity's tits
08:05 <Bastardly_One> got into two really good verbal arugments in class with other students
08:06 <DemonsRun> Fucking hell
08:09 <DemonsRun> Stupid phone
08:15 <Serenity> lol
08:22 <Bastardly_One> yeah blame the phone
08:25 <Bastardly_One> I would too
08:29 <DemonsRun> FAIL PHONE
08:31 <Bastardly_One> being an i-Poo
08:33 <Saemon> how many other people were present during this showdown Bastardly_One?
08:39 <Saemon> were they all looking on?
08:39 <PandasDontDrive> OI SEZZ
08:40 <Bastardly_One> the entire class
08:45 <Bastardly_One> and teacher
08:46 <PandasDontDrive> JUST BECAUSE I AM FAT
08:52 <PandasDontDrive> AND HAVE A TINY PENIS
08:55 <Serenity> haha
08:56 <Saemon> did the teacher tried to stop it?
09:00 <simba> cum
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> this doco is great, it shows how lazy islamic architects were.
09:02 <PandasDontDrive> does not mean I can't wear a Ghostface outfit
09:05 <Serenity> you used to be a chub but you're all skinny n shit
09:07 <PandasDontDrive> UNF BIATCH!
09:12 <PandasDontDrive> lmaoz
09:12 <Bastardly_One> nope, I think she was ore like ... wtf?
09:18 <Bastardly_One> *more like
09:24 <Bastardly_One> so was I really
09:26 <PandasDontDrive> i was fat chub as
09:32 <Bastardly_One> was way over reacting by one of them
09:35 <DemonsRun> So you threw a tanty
09:36 <Saemon> how bad did it escalate?
09:39 <PandasDontDrive> I DID THE BUDDHIST DIET
09:40 <Bastardly_One> the other confrontation was just quiet
09:45 <Bastardly_One> nuh I never did brat
09:47 <DemonsRun> Like the 12yo girl you are online
09:47 <PandasDontDrive> GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH!
09:47 <Bastardly_One> the other guy did
09:50 <Saemon> did yous shout?
09:53 <DemonsRun> Well
09:55 <Bastardly_One> and I mean MASSIVE tanty
09:56 <DemonsRun> He's copying
09:59 <Saemon> was their swearing?
10:04 <Bastardly_One> lol @ copying
10:14 <Maurice> Serenity, you should ban Saemon, I'm having issues with the S nicks
10:14 <Bastardly_One> there's always swearing out of his mouth
10:19 <DemonsRun> Yes PandasDontDrive
10:26 <DemonsRun> I have a vagina and tits
10:29 <Saemon> how old were these guys u were arguing with?
10:32 <DemonsRun> We covered this topic before
10:55 <Bastardly_One> one was about my age and the other fucked if I know
10:59 <Bastardly_One> or care
11:03 <Serenity> ban #melbourne Saemon you're a dick
11:05 <DemonsRun> PandasDontDrive: Don't pm me
11:05 <PandasDontDrive> YES
11:10 <PandasDontDrive> BAN THE SAEMON!
11:12 <PandasDontDrive> BAN THE SAEMON!
11:14 <Saemon> huh?
11:17 <Saemon> why?
11:18 <PandasDontDrive> stfu
11:20 <Saemon> whats goin on?
11:25 <Serenity> i dont know why youre a dick
11:27 <PandasDontDrive> go wheel backward offa cliff.
11:28 <Serenity> you just are
11:36 <DemonsRun> Do it properly
11:44 <PandasDontDrive> you've put this whole chat outta balance
11:48 <PandasDontDrive> was good b4
11:49 <Bastardly_One> I bet they'd rather me on a negative ranting tantrum
11:54 <PandasDontDrive> then you rollin
11:56 <Bastardly_One> than have you talk
11:59 <PandasDontDrive> thay hatin
12:02 <PandasDontDrive> lol
12:17 <Bastardly_One> or Pandas random rants
12:20 <PandasDontDrive> uno Bastardly_One
12:23 <Bastardly_One> even they're more fun
12:25 <Bastardly_One> what now?
12:26 <PandasDontDrive> it's one thing I'd like
12:29 <PandasDontDrive> is like
12:31 <Bastardly_One> I never did it whatever it was
12:41 <PandasDontDrive> I've talked fone some ppl
12:42 <Saemon> could that argument with those two blokes escalated to physicality b1?
12:46 <PandasDontDrive> but hearin voices
12:47 <PandasDontDrive> uno
12:50 <Bastardly_One> one day ... not now
12:51 <PandasDontDrive> that way convo
13:00 <Saemon> wow that bad huh
13:06 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon stfu
13:16 <Saemon> did u enjoy it though b1?
13:20 <PandasDontDrive> you're like a dirty prostitute from Hindley
13:21 <Bastardly_One> actually it would of been good if the tanty thrower hit e
13:24 <Saemon> must of been one heck of an adrenalne ruch
13:26 <Bastardly_One> *me
13:26 <PandasDontDrive> with every crab clapping.
13:27 <Saemon> adrenaline
13:33 <Bastardly_One> he's on some CBO
13:50 <Saemon> whats CBO?
13:50 <PandasDontDrive> b1
13:55 <PandasDontDrive> I'm happy
14:04 <Bastardly_One> I was just livid enough during lunch for the person I was having lunch with to suggest I go home and do the work from home
14:06 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:06 <PandasDontDrive> I picked up my Kinect.
14:16 <PandasDontDrive> I'm going to the art gallery on sat
14:22 <Bastardly_One> oh shit
14:24 <PandasDontDrive> sunday my best mate comes over
14:27 <Bastardly_One> thanks for the reminder
14:30 <PandasDontDrive> Psylo fashion
14:36 <PandasDontDrive> want me to model some shit
14:40 <PandasDontDrive> so yer
14:43 <Bastardly_One> I wanna see this scottish settlers photo exhibition
14:44 <PandasDontDrive> im jovial.
14:45 <Bastardly_One> and it ends soon
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> i needa piss
15:02 <PandasDontDrive> but b1
15:05 <Bastardly_One> might do that sunday
15:07 <Bastardly_One> go for a piss
15:10 <PandasDontDrive> you should see this one cunt
15:13 <Bastardly_One> we need the breather
15:14 <PandasDontDrive> they have as a model
15:18 <PandasDontDrive> omf
15:23 <Bastardly_One> go piss
15:24 <PandasDontDrive> yea bro
15:28 <Bastardly_One> take a breath
15:29 <PandasDontDrive> PISS TIME MATE!
15:30 <Bastardly_One> ol
15:32 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
15:46 <Bastardly_One> ffs, the rest of you
15:52 <Bastardly_One> can I get that bad?
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> nein
16:03 <Bastardly_One> yeah I can ... sorry, for the next time it happens :P
16:12 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck up and go for a piss while I talk about you
16:12 <PandasDontDrive> shut up ya dumb poof
16:14 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:15 <PandasDontDrive> :P
16:59 <Serenity> hes definitely gay
17:03 <Serenity> even if he doesnt know it yety
17:05 <Serenity> -y
17:05 <Bastardly_One> me?
17:06 <Loof> being a small guy with a big mouth
17:08 <Bastardly_One> or him?
17:09 <Serenity> yes
17:09 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:11 <Serenity> you
17:12 <Bastardly_One> oh me
17:18 <Loof> you must have copped heaps of beatdowns in life b1
17:21 <Bastardly_One> fuck off with that already *lol*
17:38 <Bastardly_One> I'm girly but guys actually annoy me even as friends on the whole
18:14 <Bastardly_One> not really Loof and it's statements like that which make me mouthy
18:33 <Bastardly_One> more someone tries to look down on me or put me down the more I'm gonna mouth off
18:36 <Loof> u must have mad ninja skills then
19:19 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I just think people that need to hit others basically lack intellect
19:42 <Loof> nah sometimes it's good to hit people cause they're wrong
19:51 <Loof> only way they'll learn
19:58 <Loof> not to be wrong
20:08 <Loof> or be better at fighting :P
20:09 <Bastardly_One> someone should smash you around then a few times :)
20:29 <Loof> probably be good for me
20:59 <Loof> fightin round the world
21:05 <Loof> with russel crow
21:14 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:20 <Bastardly_One> fuck I hate that guy
21:38 <Bastardly_One> every single movie I can't stand him except in Romper Stomper
21:45 <Bastardly_One> and tv before he got into film
22:09 <Loof> LED is such a scam
22:25 <Loof> this monitor sucks
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23:38 <Bastardly_One> this race sucks more
23:42 <Bastardly_One> bathurst at night
26:00 <Shadowgate> someone type at 2:30am lol its funny
27:12 <Saemon> <Bastardly_One> more someone tries to look down on me or put me down the more I'm gonna mouth off
27:23 <Loof> i cant even watch most tv channels
27:31 <Loof> they all low definition
27:32 * Saemon climbs up the table and looks down onto Bastardly_One below
27:42 <Bastardly_One> I'm racing cars
27:42 <Loof> except One
27:46 <Bastardly_One> in GT6
27:47 <Saemon> you're old, ugly and ancient Bastardly_One and you cant do anything right
28:48 <PandasDontDrive> well
28:54 <PandasDontDrive> he has something going for him
28:59 <PandasDontDrive> willpower
29:03 <Saemon> shut it womenbeater
29:11 <PandasDontDrive> more'n'uff say for you
29:15 <PandasDontDrive> now now
29:22 <Saemon> b1 i love russel crowe in gladiator
29:27 <Saemon> maximus FTW
29:32 <PandasDontDrive> I can't respond to those comments.
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29:55 <Bastardly_One> hey cool
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30:09 <PandasDontDrive> But'd do a great dealla favour for ya to just back yaself offa Brighton Jetty, Saemon... and sink.
30:10 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
30:12 <PandasDontDrive> loser.
30:16 <Bastardly_One> I just noticed the town of bathurst in the background of this track
30:33 <Bastardly_One> all lit up in the dark to disctract me
31:02 <Loof> 2004 graphics at their finest
31:07 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive be quiet virgin
31:29 Quit: Maurice ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
33:01 <Loof> glad that cunt is gone
33:44 <Bastardly_One> I happen to enjoy talking to Maurice
33:52 <Bastardly_One> I like her wit and bluntness
33:55 <Loof> she's not a decent sort of person
34:01 <Loof> gives shit but cant take it
34:19 <Loof> lack of character
34:34 <Loof> just bans
34:47 <Loof> terrible op cunt
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36:00 <simba> Hahahahahahaha.
37:00 <Excessive> wat's so funneh maaaaaaaaaaan? pls do share
38:00 <Saemon> xm Apologies brethren, I am swayed not by what thou speak. Thou words hath no effect, Thy views fall to oblivion, for I shalt not believe in the existance of God and Jesus, and shalt not be led astray from this belief.
38:35 <PandasDontDrive> loofz
38:37 <PandasDontDrive> so
38:43 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaaaaaand ............ on the broader side of conversation ........ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUkXzSbmrpE
38:43 <PandasDontDrive> got kinect hooked up
38:46 <PandasDontDrive> XD
38:48 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jam and Spoon - Right In The Night (Fall In Love With Music) (1993) (Aug 13, 2011) 6:05 - Category: Music - 60,205 views - 297 likes (98.7%), 4 dislikes (1.3%)
38:53 <Loof> not sure when you're ever going to realise that all your sucking up to the ops is futile b1
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39:28 <Loof> despite all the slurping the still dont seem to like you
39:33 <PandasDontDrive> whos doin what
39:39 <Saemon> lol loof
39:42 <Saemon> tru
39:44 <Loof> b1 is slurping ass
39:45 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon stfu
39:50 <PandasDontDrive> sif ur not banned already
39:51 <Saemon> truer words have never been spoken
39:52 <Saemon> lol
39:57 <PandasDontDrive> lucky fuck
40:00 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive be quiet virgin.
40:09 <PandasDontDrive> true
40:26 <PandasDontDrive> I have been celebate for almost 2 yrs
40:27 <Saemon> whats true?
40:30 <Saemon> rofl
40:31 <PandasDontDrive> that
40:58 <PandasDontDrive> ?
41:09 <PandasDontDrive> you ever had sex mate?
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41:29 <Saemon> yeah of course, ask your mum sif she hasnt told u
41:31 <Saemon> ownt.
42:00 <Shadowgate> Saemon you killed people of laughter
42:00 <beehhh> oh what a relief after wank! toyota
42:00 <Shadowgate> beehhh kills people of laughter
42:02 <PandasDontDrive> naw
42:09 <PandasDontDrive> she's in ya mums bed.
42:14 <Saemon> [02:28] <PandasDontDrive> im celibate bro
42:15 <Saemon> [02:28] <PandasDontDrive> waiting for the right woman
42:19 <Saemon> lmao
42:26 <Saemon> righteo, so THATs your reason.
42:27 <Saemon> ahuh.
42:54 <Saemon> the fact that you look like a girly man with skinny arms and no jawline hasnt got anything to do with it all.
43:00 <Saemon> rofl
43:46 <PandasDontDrive> yes
43:48 <PandasDontDrive> I am
44:01 <PandasDontDrive> heh
44:06 <PandasDontDrive> and i um
44:10 <PandasDontDrive> know Nermin
44:15 <PandasDontDrive> x prof boxer
44:19 <PandasDontDrive> knows tyson
44:23 <PandasDontDrive> knows how I can fight
44:32 <PandasDontDrive> and you are giving me shit?
44:41 <PandasDontDrive> this is irc homey not real life.
44:51 <PandasDontDrive> spin ur wheelchair up to my joint
46:15 <Saemon> gona go to bed for now lol night all
46:27 <Saemon> nite nite virgin. ^_^
46:29 <Saemon> rofl
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> this the millers show is so so lame
47:10 <PandasDontDrive> how do you get in to bed?
47:23 <PandasDontDrive> everyone would want to know..
47:31 <PandasDontDrive> I mean you piss in jars
47:44 <PandasDontDrive> isnt bed just passing out inna wheelchair?
48:42 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mho9caM3G80
48:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sunday Club - Paladian Dawn (Original Mix 1995) (Sep 19, 2012) 14:49 - Category: Music - 1,170 views - 12 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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49:00 <simba> the millers just sounds gay
49:00 <simba> turn off the tv
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53:46 <Excessive> my apologies ............ that ^ is a terrible version, more detail here .......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyVlwMs0Aak
53:48 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sunday Club - Paladian Dawn (HQ) (Aug 7, 2012) 11:53 - Category: Music - 400 views - 6 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> am
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> goin bed
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> nite man
55:07 <rex> im looking for mels cunt?
56:30 <PandasDontDrive> whar is BlackDevil
56:34 <PandasDontDrive> dangbits
56:41 <PandasDontDrive> me wonts some ahem ahem ;)
57:08 <rex> black devil fuck him
57:31 <rex> i want some of mels cunt
00:11 <Loof> hi rex, how's ur little brother's cock treating you?
01:21 <rex> good you drunken irish fag
05:08 <rex> Loof i need to find mel
05:16 <rex> i have a message for her from docs
05:17 <beehhh> Darwin has 49 people par square km's
05:28 <beehhh> less density than any cities of oz
06:07 <PandasDontDrive> fk u rex
06:11 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcixDvQI2D0
06:14 <PandasDontDrive> BlackDevil id my babez
06:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Spiritual - Ride The Snake (Symbiosis Records) (Apr 27, 2010) 10:34 - Category: Music - 4,476 views - 42 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
06:16 <PandasDontDrive> xD
06:21 * PandasDontDrive slaps BlackDevil around a bit with a large trout
06:25 <PandasDontDrive> fkn american!
06:38 <PandasDontDrive> mel
06:48 <PandasDontDrive> say what about mel?
07:02 <PandasDontDrive> she dont come on much ey
07:08 <PandasDontDrive> fb tho
07:14 <PandasDontDrive> uno who dont come much
07:17 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon.
07:22 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
08:24 <rex> i need to speek to her
09:41 <beehhh> what is your last wish before you cum?
10:13 <beehhh> http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/darwin-the-second-fastest-growing-capital-city-in-australia-but-its-putting-pressure-on-housing/story-fnk0b1zt-1226874385551
12:16 <BlackDevil> ?
17:28 <Shadowgate> beehhh typed at 3am lol
19:04 <PandasDontDrive> IM STAYIN UP WAITIN TO FIND OUT WHEN MY MATE IS IN JAPAN
19:14 <PandasDontDrive> BlackDevil!~!!!!
19:22 <PandasDontDrive> GIVE ME SOME UNO WOT
19:28 <BlackDevil> ?
19:31 <PandasDontDrive> bacon.
19:42 <PandasDontDrive> just give me a leak
19:53 <PandasDontDrive> i got gigs to waste :P
20:39 <rex> waste it
20:58 <PandasDontDrive> fk
21:03 <PandasDontDrive> my publisher
21:04 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
21:15 <PandasDontDrive> sat this cmoic thing
21:26 <PandasDontDrive> but im goin to the art gallery with my mum on sat
21:35 <PandasDontDrive> n he's all come to this on sat
22:52 Quit: Loof ([email protected]) Quit: Ciao
23:02 <rex> ^^^ fuck that piece of shit
38:07 <BlackDevil> who?
40:28 <rex> loof
40:37 <BlackDevil> yea whats new?
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44:59 <Shadowgate> rex typed at 3:30am lol
45:04 <rex> lol
45:08 <Shadowgate> lol
45:25 <druff> elle oh elle
47:42 <beehhh> i have been engaged with wanking for years
48:18 <rex> so have i
48:22 <rex> what you wanking over beehhh?
48:54 <rex> im wanking over the thought of PandasDontDrive's mum at the art gallery
50:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> coffee!!!
50:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> anyone awake?
53:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> ./___|=.=|___\
54:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> ...
56:54 <Sponge> are there wet chicks here tonight?
58:21 Quit: beehhh ([email protected]) Quit: I DONT WANT YOUR FUTURE
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06:41 <Shadowgate> lol koala joined at 4am
11:54 <rex> lol
12:00 <rex> koalabeer is a child rapist
15:14 <Shadowgate> lol
18:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL9FmBKhyJs
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: London Grammar - Stay Awake (Apr 17, 2014) 3:06 - Category: Music - 2,030 views - 60 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> oh it's like that is it?
22:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice (2001).mp4
22:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> :)
23:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> stay wide awake
24:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> Finger Eleven - Paralyzer WITH LYRICS.mp4
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43:00 <Excessive> soup
44:00 <rex> fuck off wog
44:00 <Excessive> still revved up ye?!
45:00 <simba> go atletico!!
47:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> hi simba
51:00 <rex> fuck off simba you wog
51:00 <Excessive> wassabi
51:00 <rex> simba never goes to sleep he just irc's all day all night
52:00 <rex> no life no job nothing just a loser
52:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> rex you got a life?
53:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> i have a life underneath all this rubbish
55:00 <rex> do you?
55:00 <rex> and what does that =
56:00 <Excessive> irc b4 wk tiem rex?
59:00 <rex> yes
59:00 <rex> go in half an hour
59:00 <Excessive> k
59:10 <PandasDontDrive> lol
01:00 <rex> you fucking shit head
02:26 <Excessive> hmmmm 3 am
02:29 <Excessive> ooops
02:34 <Excessive> 5am*
03:00 <Excessive> care to enlighten us with the reason of u haten at me?
03:02 <Excessive> I mite pill out then
06:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> he needs to get high i thik Excessive
06:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> he needs to get high i thiNk Excessive
06:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> i need to get high too
06:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> but the only way to get high is to fall asleep
06:00 <Excessive> mabbe he should try the balcony
07:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> mmm
07:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> what do you mean by that?
08:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> i wanna listen to a full album of suicidal tendancies
08:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> im watching portishead videos
09:00 <Excessive> DON'T LOSE UR HEAD
10:00 <rex> bunch of fuckheads
11:00 <Excessive> is that ur team rex?
11:07 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahaha
12:00 <rex> team?
12:06 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWNLPl7oIRc
12:10 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Meeting Of The Heroes (Jul 1, 2009) 2:36 - Category: Film and Animation - 5,421,462 views - 17,703 likes (96.7%), 596 dislikes (3.3%)
12:12 <PandasDontDrive> that should give u a laugh
12:13 <PandasDontDrive> :P
14:00 <Excessive> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Team
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15:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> The Prodigy - Voodoo People (Videoclip).mp4
15:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> coffeeeeeeee
15:46 <Shadowgate> pandas at 5am typed into the room lol ahahah
18:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> hi Fez
18:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> a/s/l?
27:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> Jaws is coming to get you eastern staters
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33:00 <rex> fuck u Excessive
33:00 <rex> fuk u
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36:00 <Excessive> lawl @ ragequit
37:00 <xm> was that plivent?
37:00 <xm> that really is his style
38:00 <xm> looks like he's back (paroled?)
38:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> rex needs some chill pills
39:00 <Excessive> simba don wannah tell us who rex xm :(
39:00 <Excessive> rex is*
39:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> PORTISHEAD - Roads
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40:00 <xm> rex dud say Lumeah though, but plivent wouldnt know who she is
41:00 <xm> OK im hallucinating
41:00 <xm> he didnt
42:00 <Excessive> he seems to have it on me fo some strange reason n I wannah know wat his fckn prob is
43:00 <Excessive> ok ..........
43:00 <Excessive> so he goes to wk real early in the morn
43:00 <Excessive> n he comes on here abt an hr or so b4 he leaves
44:00 <Excessive> and is hell bent abt somethin
44:00 <xm> OK so it is him
44:00 <xm> i was wondering why he had been away
45:00 <xm> i also checked his SC and he's been active again
45:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> No Doubt - It's My Life
45:00 <xm> i expect death threats from him soon
45:00 <Excessive> wat's his story?
45:00 <xm> (again)
45:00 <xm> similar pieter -- except Pieter is still in the denial stage. plivent is going through anger
46:00 <xm> plivent is the sort that would try to beat you up if he met you
46:00 <Excessive> he must be real enraged abt a certain somethin then?
46:08 Quit: Pieter ([email protected]) EOF from client
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47:00 <xm> a genuine psychopath (and he's proud of it)
47:00 <xm> he should be back in jail really
47:00 <xm> he resents everyone that has 'made it' in life. so everyone here is a 'looooooooooser' to him -- makes him feel great to be here and take them all down
48:00 <xm> that's why he always puts me down over my music -- he initially said he liked it then when he turned on me he said it was all trash
48:00 <xm> ... and then i heard his SC
48:00 <xm> and it was worse than shad's
48:00 <xm> plenty more to explain but i wont bore you
48:00 <Excessive> kk
49:00 <xm> he's an interesting case because there havent been that many genuine psychopaths on here
49:00 <xm> sure there are borderline ones but he has a full-blown case
50:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> ann lee - two times.mp4
50:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> i should masturbate again
52:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> so who's had a good dinner lately?
53:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> im tryna make tacos
53:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> >>>
53:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> too
53:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> late to apolagize
54:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> * /nick: insufficient parameters INSUFFICENT Unknown command
54:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> -
55:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> k13every time i see a woman, my life flashes before my eyes
00:00 <\alien8d_Romeo> iTunes\Sam Sparro - Black and Gold.mp4
01:00 <Excessive> `seen plivent
01:00 <prowl> Excessive, I don't remember seeing plivent.
01:00 <\romeo_HACKT> coffee 
01:00 <\romeo_HACKT> `seen you
01:00 <prowl> \romeo_HACKT, I found 3 matches to your query: nine, Don, You. nine ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 8 weeks 3 days 12 hours 25 minutes ago (02.03. 17:36) stating "Ping timeout: 122 seconds" after spending 42 minutes there.
02:00 <\romeo_HACKT> who the fuck cares about plivent
02:00 <\romeo_HACKT> not me i can tell you that much
03:00 <xm> he was impersonating someone else a while ago
03:00 <\romeo_HACKT> so Excessive got any good songs?
03:00 <xm> `seen cheesebung
03:00 <\romeo_HACKT> i c
03:00 <prowl> xm, cheesebung? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember cheesebung.
04:00 <Excessive> wait
04:00 <Excessive> 1-st ......... I remember the nick plivent from like ages ago ...........
05:00 <Excessive> but never knew to have any troubles with him
05:00 <xm> esuterik / plivent / marrock / fixmysink
05:00 <xm> doesnt matter. he turns on anyone for no reason
05:00 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
05:00 <xm> then he'll be nice to you again in 5 minutes
05:00 <xm> he's on stuff when he's on here
06:00 <xm> if you want to really set him off challenge him with a conversation on music :D
06:00 <\romeo_HACKT> `command parameters
06:00 <Excessive> I had him on my "MSN" like fckn years back
06:00 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaaaaand then IT died
06:00 <xm> even when he's completely wrong he will still defend his position
06:00 <Excessive> and I stopped usin it
06:00 <\romeo_HACKT> so Excessive got any good songs?
06:00 <xm> and if you paste stuff he said that contradicts what he said -- he'll say someone impersonated him
07:00 <Excessive> so mabbe he's shitty that I'm not replyin to him anymo?
07:00 <xm> no
07:00 <xm> he turned on everyone -- literally
07:00 <xm> every single person
07:00 <\romeo_HACKT> turning is good
07:00 <\romeo_HACKT> lets turn
08:00 <\romeo_HACKT> lets re turn
08:00 <\romeo_HACKT> _
08:00 <\romeo_HACKT> __
08:00 <\romeo_HACKT> ___
09:00 <xm> poop
09:00 <_876879_menace_> hooker
10:00 <alienated> so anyone feel good tonight?
10:00 <alienated> i still feel hungry
11:00 <ALiEnAtEd> boob
11:00 <ALiEnAtEd> booze
14:00 <ALiEnAtEd> can anyone tell me who the fuck Pieter is?
17:00 <ALiEnAtEd> 4:17 am in perth
17:00 <ALiEnAtEd> i like sex
19:00 <Shadowgate> alienated rocks
19:00 <ALiEnAtEd> hehe
19:00 <Shadowgate> he typed at 6am it killled everyonw from laughter
20:00 <Shadowgate> hugs alienated
20:00 <ALiEnAtEd> :)
25:00 <xm> are you in Perth ALiEnAtEd ?
25:00 <xm> rather cold...
25:00 <ALiEnAtEd> yep
25:00 <xm> whereabouts are you?
25:00 <ALiEnAtEd> i live in the country now
26:00 <xm> town?
26:00 <ALiEnAtEd> yeah 
26:00 <ALiEnAtEd> town
26:00 <xm> albany?
26:00 <xm> bunbury?
26:00 <ALiEnAtEd> been there before
26:00 <xm> geraldton?
26:00 <ALiEnAtEd> albany that is
26:00 <ALiEnAtEd> york
27:00 <xm> ah yeah i was going to go there about 2 months ago
27:00 <xm> i might some time later this year
27:00 <ALiEnAtEd> cool 
27:00 <xm> you have a lovely haunted hospital there
27:00 <ALiEnAtEd> ahaha
27:00 <ALiEnAtEd> okay
27:00 <xm> dare ya 2 spend the night...alone there
27:00 <ALiEnAtEd> mmm
28:00 <xm> you havent heard?
28:00 <ALiEnAtEd> i might take ya up on that dare
28:00 <xm> it's like one of the most haunted places in Australia
28:00 <ALiEnAtEd> i c
28:00 <xm> the thing is you wont go there 'straight'
29:00 <xm> so you wont know if they were real ghosts or if you were high :)
29:00 <ALiEnAtEd> mmm okay
29:00 <ALiEnAtEd> :)
29:00 <xm> whyd you move there anyway
29:00 <xm> is there anything to do there
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30:00 <ALiEnAtEd> too much crap going on in the city
30:00 <xm> getting away from?
30:00 <ALiEnAtEd> mmm
30:00 <xm> i wont tell your dealer(s), promise
30:00 <ALiEnAtEd> ahaha
30:00 <xm> if they ask i'll tell them you went to ballarat
31:00 <xm> and to convince them i'll say 'that fuckin cunt too me mobile'
31:00 <xm> took*
31:00 <ALiEnAtEd> well well well
31:00 <xm> boo boo boo
32:00 <ALiEnAtEd> ...
32:00 <xm> all things in sets of 3
32:00 <ALiEnAtEd> smoke up
32:00 <ALiEnAtEd> 3 smokes
32:00 <ALiEnAtEd> 333 smokes
33:00 <xm> if the beast is 666 then you 333 is the beast when he's stoned and at half capacity
33:00 <xm> this is the beast's mind on drugs
33:00 <xm> see kids get off that shit
33:00 <ALiEnAtEd> lol
38:00 <Excessive> k, Immah pill out
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17:47 <PietSAbabe> Iiiiiiiitttsss coooollllddddddddd::(((((
18:00 * PietSAbabe sshiiiverrrssss
23:00 <Bonny> yo Bastardly_One
25:00 <Bastardly_One> hey
25:00 <Bonny> how is ya?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> tired :P
25:00 <Bastardly_One> going in 15
25:00 <Bonny> of course.. going to bed late and waking up early makes you tired lol
26:00 <Bonny> 'm going in less than an hour
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and yes it will
28:00 <Bonny> I have an appt with diabetes specialist this morning.. which is the only reason why I'm awake so early,, I even managed to fit in a shower lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok ... 
29:00 <Bonny> anyway.. brb.. have a good day at school.. :)
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't :P
30:00 <Bastardly_One> later
36:18 <PietSAbabe> AWWWWW injured piglet got a wheelchairrr
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53:00 <BlackDevil> where is my mate?
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14:00 <Fez> Breasts
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25:00 <Pieter> First Iwould like to thank God
25:00 <Pieter> My critics
25:00 <Pieter> And ET
25:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Bqk1Ixv.jpg
25:00 <Pieter> No.
26:00 <BlackDevil> do it
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39:00 <Pieter> Wtf only 6 degees outside
39:00 <Pieter> This is gonna suck
39:00 <Pieter> And be cold
39:00 <Pieter> Bbs
40:00 <BlackDevil> speaking of that
40:00 <BlackDevil> i need to change into shorts
40:00 <BlackDevil> watch it on cam here http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Bqk1Ixv.jpg
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57:18 <PietSAbabe> Cmon barbie lets go party
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12:44 * PietSAbabe tosses up between toothpick or floss
12:51 <PietSAbabe> Ahh fuck it
12:53 * PietSAbabe just tosses
13:00 <Fez> Yawn*
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> yup
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> lawns
13:00 <Fez> Creating new spawn
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
14:00 <Fez> Paper gets torn
14:00 <Fez> Babies get born
14:00 <Fez> Fez should shut up
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
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15:00 <Fez> ^10
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^`5
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> oops
15:00 <Fez> To the side
15:13 <Skirmish> lol @ forward all complaining to Longie.
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16:00 <Fez> To the other side
16:00 <Fez> Down low
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> In the hoe!
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_o
17:00 <Fez> Nar
17:00 <Fez> Hoes are shit
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
18:00 <Fez> Dont do that
18:00 <Fez> Need an ass to shit
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's what coffee in the morning is for ;)
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29:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Bqk1Ixv.jpg
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40:26 <Floss> oh dear
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49:44 <Fez> Mewsli
51:17 <Mew> Fezticles
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58:41 <Pieter> Hahaha @ the eHarmony tv commercial
58:58 <Pieter> ... That date, was soooo... good!
00:40 <Skirmish> I heard you were banned from eHarmony Pieter.
06:07 <doctor> I was too for not fitting their expectations. For a bunch of insufferable middleclass fuglies they sure are picky
07:20 <Pieter> Yeh they dont take too kindly to having transexuals looking for marriage in their profiles , they say it will bring down their success story average or somethin
07:52 <Pieter> They said my profile was fake when i selected male :(
07:59 <doctor> lol
08:26 <simba> well u do genuinely look trannie
08:47 <Pieter> Annyway
08:56 <Pieter> Gotta go get this damn hdmi cable
09:16 <Pieter> Arms are back from spaghetti from carrying that damn projector screen nearly a km
09:24 <Pieter> Back later
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09:58 <Mew> ive been watching too much bro town
10:06 <Skirmish> Mother Mew.
10:11 <Mew> i just went to check my account and typed in bankas.com.au
10:46 <Mew> papa skooch!!!!
11:23 <Skirmish> Mew. I got accepted into uni. Celebrate with me as we ride unicorns.
12:00 <Mew> oh my god!!!
12:06 <Mew> theres a rainbow, do me on it!!!!!!!
12:09 <Mew> congrats
12:52 <Mew> i always wanted to go to uni but ThUgLiFe got the better of me
14:21 * Skirmish unphs Mew on a rainbow.
14:44 <Skirmish> Lots of courses now available online only … you should look into it.
14:56 <doctor> What are you going to do at uni?
15:37 <Skirmish> Bachelor of Social Science (Security and Counter Terrorism).
15:52 <Mew> i didnt finish year 12 so i think id need to do some tertiary course thingo first
16:32 <Mew> when you've finished that does it mean you can be a security guard for people like the prime minister etc?
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18:05 <Skirmish> No. It means I can run the PM’s security guards.
18:15 <Mew> :o
18:25 <Skirmish> Which btw are federal police officers.
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18:31 <Mew> thats so hot
18:57 * Skirmish struts
19:14 <simba> lol counter terrorism
19:35 <Simmons> lawl
19:46 <simba> i thought the white people were the terrorists
19:58 <Simmons> I should finish my Masters in PICT but meh
20:00 <simba> Atletico!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:04 <Skirmish> You wear tin foil hats. I wouldn’t be surprised what you thought.
20:07 <doctor> everyones a terrorist these days
20:12 <Mew> whats pict
20:17 <simba> i dont wear hats
20:30 <Skirmish> Tin foil beret?
20:44 <Simmons> Policing Intelligence and Counter-Terrorism
21:07 <Mew> why wouldnt you finish that??
21:19 <simba> terrorism is "the use of violence and threats to intimidate or coerce" and white people do that perfectly
21:22 <Simmons> Just dont have the drice
21:26 <Simmons> drive*
21:38 <Mew> fair enough
22:03 <doctor> one moment you're sipping a latte at gloria jeans, next moment youre driving you car filled with explosives into a crowd of bystanders
22:05 <Simmons> Not sure if its what I want to do anymore...
22:33 <Skirmish> What was your first degree?
22:59 <Simmons> Arts with a major in International Relations, and a lot of History and Philosophy
24:17 <Skirmish> PFFFT arts.
25:15 <Skirmish> I am planning to double major and do criminology as well.
25:22 <Skirmish> See how I go though.
26:03 <Simmons> Eh, had the best range of subjects and IR and History go hand in hand. Lead well into PICT
26:40 <Mew> what do you do for a job Simmons?
26:51 <Simmons> Work in a Bottleshop ;D
27:15 <Mew> haha cool
27:31 <Mew> i was hoping you'd say stand up comedy and you were going to be sam simmons
27:36 <Simmons> lol
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ilucum
28:31 <Simmons> If I was a funny maybe ;p
30:16 <doctor> What's cheap at the bottle-o today?
30:51 <Simmons> Cheap bourbon in the throw out trolley.
31:00 <Pieter> Its CoffeeMe !
32:00 <Pieter> Yablublublublub blub blub
32:20 <Mew> oh sorry lol
32:23 <Mew> i work in a cafe
32:33 <Mew> doing barista stuff
32:36 <Simmons> cool cool ;p
36:11 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10294488_690759780982648_6302675840022465746_n.jpg
36:50 <Simmons> That....I dont even...what...
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38:04 <TheRiddler> hallo
45:31 <simba> no djs can hold meback
46:00 <BlackDevil> cum is a nice subtance
49:15 <Mew> not many
49:17 <Mew> if any
49:23 <Mew> i dont knoooooow anybody
49:50 <Floss> ohh who was that
50:15 <Mew> scribe i think
50:29 <Floss> yes
50:47 <Floss> fark are they still going
52:23 <Mew> they are in my head
52:42 <Mew> i think they mightve dropped off the face of the earth after that single though
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52:45 <Skirmish> I’d tip Mew if she served me in a cafe just based on cleavage exposure.
53:07 <Mew> one guy got banned from my work for commenting on my boobs too much LOL
53:40 <Skirmish> Well you don’t verbally talk about them! THat’s sexual no go zone!
53:46 <Mew> hes allowed back now and when he comes in he just says my eyes are pretty or my hair looks nice
53:47 <Mew> or i smell nice
53:48 <Mew> LOL
54:00 <Skirmish> I am sure that is a form of sexual assault. Making your work place uncomfortable.
54:13 <Skirmish> 10% tip for cleavage, 50% for nipple.
54:26 <Mew> he didnt make me uncomfortable it was my coworker that went off at him about it
54:27 <Skirmish> I wouldn’t say a word … you would just know based on how much I left.
54:30 <Mew> i think she mightve been a bit jelly
54:36 <Skirmish> lol
54:39 <Mew> hahaha
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54:59 <Skirmish> Move to Newcastle and get a job at a place here that does topless waitress breakfast. Called “Tits on toast”.
55:04 <Skirmish> You’d be rich.
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55:35 <Mew> omg thats such a good idea
55:47 <Mew> people dont just want topless bars at night time
55:50 <Mew> they want them for breakfast too
56:05 <Mew> i actually love topless waitress places
56:13 <Mew> it makes me feel very comfortable
57:26 <Floss> id cover y eyes
57:27 <Floss> my*
57:36 <Mew> really?!
57:55 <Skirmish> I would have to question what you were doing there in the first place if you had to cover your eyes.
58:10 <Mew> if i was a guy i might be worried about getting a boner or something but everytime ive been its just like *leans back* ahhhhhh boobs. boobs everywhere. shes got boobs, ive got boobs.. ahhhhhhhh
58:18 <Kynetic> Skirmish random teleportation perhaps?
58:48 <Skirmish> Kynetic: Peer pressure more likely.
59:02 <Kynetic> random teleportation is a much cooler story
59:04 <Floss> just saying
59:15 <Floss> im sort of prude
59:18 <TheRiddler> albany used to have a topless bar night
59:25 <Floss> skimpys riddler
59:27 <Floss> lol
59:31 <TheRiddler> lol
59:38 <Kynetic> pub down the road from me has a topless bar night
59:44 <Floss> sometimes on a fri night they have one at top pub here
59:53 <TheRiddler> ahh
00:01 <Kynetic> its a great aussie tradition
00:05 <Mew> mmmmm titties
00:07 <Floss> i thought they had to have cling wrap on or some shit nowadays
00:07 <TheRiddler> I dont know if any pub does it here now
00:26 <Skirmish> I don’t go to tits on toast because I disagree with making money off people who want to perve on young topless girls. Heard lots about it though.
00:50 <TheRiddler> the 1 that did was the 1 that bulldozed for albany plaza
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00:57 <TheRiddler> upgrade
01:08 <Floss> the tavern
01:11 <Floss> erm fkn...
01:16 <Floss> king river
01:28 <Mew> some girl i used to work with at kfc left when she was 17 to go work at a strip club
01:31 <TheRiddler> was that was it called
01:34 <Mew> and shes filthy rich now
01:47 <Mew> owns her own house and has 2 really nice cars
01:50 <Floss> no riddler king river tavern still does skimpy nights
01:50 <Skirmish> Floss … why is your beauty salon closed?
01:50 <Mew> and a cranking ice addiction
01:53 <Mew> but still, shes rich
01:55 <TheRiddler> should of joined her :p
02:14 <Floss> as far as i know
02:42 <Mew> making coffee brb
03:06 <TheRiddler> Ahh
03:19 <Floss> skirmish i was going to be working at the club today so i didnt book today
03:24 <Floss> if you must know
03:49 <Skirmish> You don’t open and accept walk by business?
04:20 <Kynetic> Mew she wont make it to 40
04:31 <Floss> most of the time yes, not today
04:36 <Floss> i said i would be closed today
04:47 <Floss> still have clients booked this arvo though
04:49 <Skirmish> Mew: I bet to own her own house and 2 nice cars she’s let a few strangers bash her cervix for cash too.
04:49 <Floss> why do you care?
06:39 <Skirmish> Floss: Just curious as someone that has proudly announced themselves as a business owner why they wouldn’t have their business open.
06:51 <Skirmish> You must be the exception to the rule for struggling small businesses.
07:25 <Kynetic> when youre a business owner
07:29 <Kynetic> you open whenver the hell you want
07:39 <Kynetic> cos you're the owner. ay.
07:45 <Kynetic> fuck the clients
07:52 <Kynetic> you'll see me when IM ready
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09:11 <Floss> kind of what kynetic said, also the fact that i am more of a service than retail business, so people book me.
09:27 <Floss> only a small amount of y business is walk in or retail
10:08 <Floss> and in a small town, if the day is quiet, its better to close
10:45 <Floss> plus im seasonal, weather gets colder, ill change to winter hours
10:52 <Mew> plus you probably have a certain amount of clients who come back on rotation
10:55 <Mew> like nails and waxing etc
11:01 <Mew> so you know you're gonna get the business anyway
11:04 <Floss> yeah pretty much
11:13 <Floss> and ppl know where i am, if im shut they can ring me
11:20 <Floss> or fb
11:22 <Mew> one of the ladies i work with has a salon here that she does the same thing with
11:23 <Floss> or email
11:31 <Mew> just leaves her number on the window and people ring her to go in there
11:37 <Floss> exactly
11:46 <Floss> i mean there are hours im there
12:04 <Floss> cause walk ins ARE business, sometimes though i can do paperwork from home
12:06 <Skirmish> If I owned a business I would be using every minute I was prepared to dedicate to work to milk the cash out of peoples pockets and into mine.
12:24 <Floss> yeah and if you owned a business u would understand why that is bullshit
12:48 <Mew> if its in a small town and you've waxed and massaged and put nails on every female in town
12:51 <Floss> there is no point sitting in an empty shop
12:53 <Mew> you wont have any work for 3 weeks
12:54 <Floss> and being a dick to ppl
13:40 <Floss> most days i dont get home till about 6
13:58 <Floss> just with cleaning and maintenance stuff
16:10 <Mew> do you watch the only way is essex?
16:21 <Mew> cos im now picturing you like this in a salon uniform
16:21 <Mew> http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/le/Amy_Childs_salon_241111/amy-childs-the-only-way-is-essex_3626534.jpg
16:40 <Floss> LOL
16:56 <Floss> ive heard of it is it about ppl that look like jersey shore
17:14 <Mew> yeah but theyre british
17:18 <Floss> most of the time i dont even wear makeup lol
17:23 <Floss> ahh ok hahaha
18:11 <Mew> ive only seen a few eps of jersey shore on tv but i downloaded all of the only way is essex because i got addicted to it :(
18:28 <Floss> lol ive just watched some jersey shore
18:36 <Floss> its weirdly addictive
18:42 <Mew> omg pls download TOWIE
18:46 <Mew> pls pls pls
18:49 <Mew> then we can talk about it
19:03 <Floss> lol ok thats like jersey too hey but british?
19:09 <Skirmish> THIS is what irc is for Floss. :)
19:12 <Mew> yeah
19:14 <Mew> and way more drama
19:17 <Floss> bahaha
19:29 <Floss> ive been watching for the nails
19:29 <Mew> and 1 of the guys is actually hot
19:35 <Floss> fkn duckfoot nails
19:39 * Floss vomits
19:54 <Mew> one of the girls in this runs a beauty salon
20:04 <Mew> and they do vajazzles and eyelashes and stuff
20:32 <Floss> id love to do eyelashes but the kit and everything that i want is nearly 3 grand
20:49 <Floss> and i dont know how much business id get here but they are incredible
20:56 <Skirmish> Vajazzles? If this has nothing to do with vaginas just ignore I asked.
21:12 <Floss> its putting gems on waxed vags
21:36 <Skirmish> Why the fuck would you do that?
21:42 <Floss> i was taught to do one....i think it was called the california or somthing....
21:55 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlgrz0I9jq4
21:56 <Floss> theres one called the bollywood which is waxed and done up with henna
21:56 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Only Way Is Essex - Amy Vagazzles (Oct 14, 2010) 0:56 - Category: Comedy - 452,037 views - 38 likes (65.5%), 20 dislikes (34.5%)
22:06 <Mew> thats vajazzles Skirmish
22:41 * Kynetic tickles mew's vagazzle
22:56 * Mew giggles like a school girl
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23:21 <Floss> jesus christ....
23:47 <Floss> ill put jewels on nails
23:53 <Floss> whats the point on skin
23:57 <Floss> theyll just come off
24:18 <Mew> i think its just a novelty thing for when you get your kit off infront of a new guy
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24:34 <Doodle> it so is
24:37 <Mew> "FUCK MY VAJAZZLES OFF"
24:38 <Doodle> i mean what
24:39 <Mew> LOL
24:53 <Mew> if theres any left when you're done you've done it wrong
25:09 <Floss> hahaha
25:11 <Mew> im so glad you guys are all getting in on the girly talk we totes need to do this more often
25:18 <Mew> pillow fiiiight
25:23 <Floss> rofl
25:46 <Floss> i need a chick for the waxing stuff at shop so i can focus on nails
25:54 <Floss> she can do the vajazzling
26:00 <Skirmish> lol fuck my vajazzles off. They would hurt.
26:00 <BlackDevil> quiet night
26:01 <Doodle> i'll do it
26:08 <Floss> chick
26:10 <Doodle> i'm very creative
26:13 <Doodle> i can tuck
26:17 <Floss> hahaa
26:19 <Doodle> and do a squeaky voice
26:23 <Mew> hahaha
26:24 <Skirmish> I’MA GRIND MY DIAMONTES INTO THE BASE OF YOUR PENIS …. THERE WILL BE BLOOD!!
26:32 <Doodle> jesus
26:35 <TheRiddler> they'll come off from the sweat of sex
26:36 <Mew> LMFAO
26:50 <Floss> wouldnt they feel really awkward all day...
26:56 <Doodle> this conversation is offending my delicate sensibilities
26:57 <Floss> iwas taught to just put one on....
27:13 <Floss> not like a fkn diamod armor piece
27:13 <Mew> imagine if you cheated with a girl that has vajazzles and your girlfriend got into bed and there was diamontes everywhere
27:15 <Mew> awkward
27:19 <TheRiddler> then stick again when the guy cums
27:20 <TheRiddler> :p
27:23 <Skirmish> Why not just stick on M&M’s and ask a guy to eat them?
27:24 <Floss> rofl
27:36 <Doodle> thats how Skirmish gets all the boys
27:38 <Floss> the henna one os sort of cute
27:45 <Floss> but its not worth all the faffing around
27:50 <Mew> a vajazzle could get lodged in your penis hole and you could actually shoot out cum and diamonds
27:57 <Floss> LOL
28:06 <Mew> im gonna have that instead of confetti at my wedding
28:08 <Mew> just guys jizzing diamonds
28:13 <Mew> on everyone
28:14 <Doodle> D:
28:19 <TheRiddler> hot
28:20 <TheRiddler> lol
28:21 <Floss> lol
28:29 <Floss> everyone leaves with a gift bag and unwated pregnancy
28:35 Quit: Fez ([email protected]) Quit: Z-Lined
28:36 <Mew> hahahaha
29:00 <Skirmish> “Doctor, I have been trying to get pregnant but I can’t no matter how hard we try! What do you mean there is a cubic zirconia stuck in my cervix?
29:31 <Doodle> pointy
30:11 <Floss> it would cost heaps to spray someone with enough fake tan to look that bad
30:15 <Mew> "I'm not getting Lucy one of those 'Cubic Zarcarbian' fuckin' things."
30:43 Part: magik ([email protected]) from #melbourne
31:13 <Floss> hmm might go shower
32:02 Join: PandasDontDrive ([email protected]) to #melbourne
35:59 <PandasDontDrive> camelcock
36:42 <Skirmish> Oh it’s Ivan Malat junior. Hi Panda.
36:48 <Skirmish> No wait … Ivan never touched kids.
37:41 <Mew> stay perfectly still, his sight is based on movement
38:02 <Doodle> i have hearing based on sound
38:20 <BlackDevil> Mew
38:21 <BlackDevil> date me http://imgur.com/avt05CJ
38:58 <Mew> dem teef
41:22 <PandasDontDrive> Hi Skirmish, we used to be friends.
41:28 <PandasDontDrive> oh ffs
41:34 <PandasDontDrive> supposed to be on ignore.
41:45 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwCWvn60L3w‎
41:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Obie Trice - Got Some Teeth (Oct 8, 2009) 4:00 - Category: Music - 2,474,025 views - 6,211 likes (97.5%), 157 dislikes (2.5%)
41:57 <PandasDontDrive> thar we go
42:07 <Skirmish> Nah I am not friends with people who think it’s funny to threaten violence against children or women.
42:13 <Skirmish> You must be mistaken.
42:29 <PandasDontDrive> LOL!
42:36 <PandasDontDrive> um
42:41 <PandasDontDrive> okay so here's the deal
42:42 <Doodle> lol Mew dat song
42:48 <PandasDontDrive> no more talking about that shit
42:56 <PandasDontDrive> I've been to asd and if you go on I
42:58 <PandasDontDrive> I
43:03 <PandasDontDrive> I'll report you too.
43:54 <Mew> chk chk waaaa
44:03 <PandasDontDrive> oh ffs
45:47 <PandasDontDrive> yay worked
45:58 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEwF27TjU6M
45:59 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shirtless Man Asks Out KTLA Anchor During Wildfire 4/30/2014 (Apr 30, 2014) 0:38 - Category: News and Politics - 1,192,776 views - 2,369 likes (90.2%), 256 dislikes (9.8%)
46:07 <Skirmish> Mew … I’ve been to asd. If you continue, I will report you.
46:15 <Floss> lol
46:27 <BlackDevil> use ignore bro
46:29 <BlackDevil> solved
46:31 Join: gunner ([email protected]) to #melbourne
46:32 <Mew> they just tell him to put us on ignore lol
46:40 <Mew> which conveniently "doesnt work" half the time
46:57 <TheRiddler> are we alowd to paste porn on here?
47:01 <TheRiddler> lol
47:07 <Doodle> no
47:07 <Mew> hell yes
47:08 <BlackDevil> i paste porn all the time
47:16 <TheRiddler> http://motherless.com/B2B637F
47:16 <Doodle> dont listen to them
47:25 <TheRiddler> girl with tow bar
47:38 <TheRiddler> lol
47:43 <Mew> *patrick bateman oooo face*
48:04 <PandasDontDrive> already have
48:10 <PandasDontDrive> she's supposed to have been talked to
48:21 <PandasDontDrive> and not mention me or talk about me in here the end.
49:09 <Floss> lol whats going on
49:29 <Floss> i wanna go to asd and dob
49:44 <Floss> "doodle looked at me"
49:50 <Doodle> what
49:53 <Doodle> i'm allowed
49:58 <PandasDontDrive> lol
50:05 <gunner> i got $1253.88 for my disability suppory pension last fortnight, not bad huh? better than working
50:12 <PandasDontDrive> it's not about dobbing it's about stopping somebody from spreading rumours before I go to the cops.
50:12 <Mew> Doodle vajazzled me
50:20 <Doodle> you said i could
50:38 <Mew> yeah but you didnt finish the job
50:42 <Kynetic> can you guys all stop watching the porn its making it buffer
50:43 * Mew sleazes
50:53 <PandasDontDrive> how the fuck do you get over a grand on a dsp thingo?
51:02 <Doodle> lool Mew
51:04 <PandasDontDrive> You make me buffer
51:07 <Kynetic> PandasDontDrive took a loan
51:09 <gunner> kynetic, stop getting off in your fantasy world then
51:30 <Mew> its not a fantasy world she really is taking the tow bar
51:34 <Kynetic> how much is that loan from centrelink gonna cost you a fortnight?
51:39 <gunner> Pandas, i cant tell everyone my secret on ripping off centrelink
52:00 <FredFlinstone> arvozers peeps
52:01 <gunner> no laon involved, it will be a continouos payment
52:19 <PandasDontDrive> ohh
52:22 <Mew> ur a gun at centrelink
52:33 <PandasDontDrive> so you owe a certain ammount a week?
52:41 <gunner> i can put my feet up and smoke all the pot i want for the rest of my life while on a stable centrelink income. LMAO
52:57 <Floss> gunner thats crazy lol
53:08 <Floss> what did u put as a disability?
53:13 <Doodle> irc
53:15 <Floss> "sore foot"
53:16 <Floss> lol
53:23 <gunner> mental illness
53:23 <PandasDontDrive> is this dude joking around or something?
53:28 <PandasDontDrive> im at a loss Kynetic
53:30 <Doodle> trolling
53:32 <PandasDontDrive> ah
53:41 <PandasDontDrive> and you're Doodling.
53:43 <Floss> lol troll disability
53:58 <Mew> i cant work cos i need to troll on austnet all day errday
53:59 <PandasDontDrive> i r c d s p MVP!
54:00 <gunner> no joke at all, i can prove it but it would be too risky to trust any of you
54:00 <Mew> pls
54:02 <PandasDontDrive> nigga whut
54:10 <Doodle> risssskyyyy
54:16 <PandasDontDrive> don't prove anything to us you gaylord
54:23 <gunner> i can scan a copy of my centrelink statement
54:32 <PandasDontDrive> we're just trying to stay on the dole and not work
54:35 <Mew> dont bother
54:39 <gunner> and show u it, but i wouldnt trust what some of u might do with my details
54:43 <PandasDontDrive> 'cause we're cool like that. And we have huge cocks.
54:43 <Mew> hes just annoyed because your dsp is higher than his
55:07 <gunner> how much are u on Pandas?
55:44 <PandasDontDrive> huh
55:51 <PandasDontDrive> i get 500 from anz a week
55:52 <gunner> thank my good friend and peronal GP for my extra benefits
55:57 <PandasDontDrive> today actually
56:02 <PandasDontDrive> freeday
56:20 <gunner> from DSP?
56:25 <PandasDontDrive> lol no
56:31 <Skirmish> I get $1200 a week. *wins*
56:39 <PandasDontDrive> nice
56:41 <gunner> so im earning more than you on centrelink???
56:54 <PandasDontDrive> well im not working so.. Skirmish FUCK YOU!
56:54 <PandasDontDrive> :P
57:06 <Floss> everyone knows of someone that has a wicked deal from centrelink
57:11 <Floss> its lilke urban legend
57:12 <PandasDontDrive> i dunno are you?
57:14 <Skirmish> Neither am I half the time.
57:21 <PandasDontDrive> i have a set ammount anz puts in every week
57:38 <Mew> i work 2 days a week and earn enough to not need centrelink
57:38 <PandasDontDrive> and that's because I have more money than you can borrow from centerlink gunner.
57:40 <gunner> where does that set amount come from?
57:51 <PandasDontDrive> the bank
57:58 <PandasDontDrive> Jesse James sends it to me
58:06 <Floss> i has 2 jobs and am still aline
58:09 <Floss> alive even
58:12 <Mew> he doesnt like telling people hes on centrelink
58:14 <PandasDontDrive> nice
58:15 <PandasDontDrive> yer
58:27 <PandasDontDrive> I'm still tossing up over aged care or not
58:29 <Skirmish> I have gone to uni to get a better job where I do less.
58:37 <Floss> if i pay all bills and have no money left i happy lol
58:39 <PandasDontDrive> werd
58:41 <Skirmish> Might apply with ASIO and look up you cunts whilst you talk your shit.
58:45 <gunner> at what age? 40
59:04 <PandasDontDrive> lol Floss no shit that's my theory too
59:05 <Mew> Skirmish when you're all rich and stuff can you hire me as your jester
59:09 <PandasDontDrive> paying the bills makes you feel good
59:28 <PandasDontDrive> yep, fuck isp agl etc for another week
59:30 <PandasDontDrive> etc
59:40 <Skirmish> Mew: With boobs like yours mew you can be my mistress. I’ll hook you up with an apartment providing you remain on call to my desires.
00:03 <Mew> omg a raise!!!
01:00 <simba> cum
01:33 <Skirmish> In the words of JayZ. Take em out the hood, keep’em lookin good, but never fucking feed em
01:38 <PandasDontDrive> big boobs are a blessing from GOD
01:44 <PandasDontDrive> or a dad with a big dick?
02:56 <Kynetic> you know whats a blessing from god
03:00 <Kynetic> your mum on a friday night
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk yea boi
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> picking up kinect around 6
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lady said some cunt was supposed to call n didnt
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> LZY COURIERS
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> bet some fat shit has sat on the box to eat his balfours pie
03:26 * Kynetic goes for a nap
03:58 <Floss> panda it gives me a huge sense of relief knowing ive taken care of everything haha
04:06 Join: Maurice ([email protected]) to #melbourne
04:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Maurice
04:12 <Floss> im finding more oftem i have leftover
04:16 <Skirmish> I luv Mawrees.
04:23 <Floss> but still, on the weeks i dont im likephew
05:00 <simba> ghdiuytrdsiytrouttygfpyfg]
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> asodonawidna
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> call me picard, andy picard.
06:32 <Mew> i only have 1 bill
06:41 <Skirmish> duck bill?
06:45 <Skirmish> QUACK
06:55 * Mew waddles
07:00 <simba> you love picard dont you
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> only because he chemist i idiot
08:30 <Skirmish> Because I am at work and on irc gunner is going to report me to the police. Because apparently it’s their job to find me and tell my employer I use irc at work.
08:43 <Skirmish> Amazing they get anything else done.
09:02 <Doodle> lol i use irc at work
09:11 <Doodle> while my boss sits there on facebook
09:14 <Skirmish> DON’T! HE WILL REPORT YOU TOO!
09:21 <Mew> o no
09:30 <Skirmish> THE PAWLEEC ARE GUNNA GIT YOU!
10:04 <gunner> you better not work in a govt. job doodle
10:11 <Doodle> lol
10:15 <Doodle> ummm
10:39 <Mew> gunner gunner gunner gunner gunner gunner BUY ME A RAAAINBOW
10:39 <gunner> being on facebook while in a govt. job is against policy
10:57 <Maurice> Who let the irc police in
11:00 <Doodle> not really
11:04 <gunner> you will be dismissed if thats the case
11:08 <Doodle> there is no policy against it
11:34 <Doodle> misuse of assets is part of policy and provided you have permission you're not misusing it
11:40 <Doodle> so shove your dismissal
11:45 <TheRiddler> ^
11:48 <Maurice> Haha and Tackleberry is just look *bam*
11:50 <Floss> i used to fb in my govt job all the time
11:53 <Floss> its a govt job.
11:54 <Maurice> Oh, wrong channel
11:55 <Floss> lol
12:01 <Maurice> But that was for you, Floss
12:08 <Skirmish> Thank you gunner for being the first.
12:14 <Skirmish> http://skirmishirc.tumblr.com/
12:17 <Doodle> lol tackleberry
12:21 <Floss> lol maurice i dont get it
12:24 <Maurice> LOL
12:25 <PandasDontDrive> [14:24] <Floss> panda it gives me a huge sense of relief knowing ive taken care of everything haha
12:26 <gunner> i will investigate both cases and make a few complaints either way.
12:27 <PandasDontDrive> same man same
12:29 <Maurice> Hes in Police Academy
12:33 <Maurice> He shoots the cat out of the tree..
12:36 <Doodle> lol investigate
12:36 <Floss> ohh hahahaha
12:41 <Doodle> investigate what
12:42 <Floss> omg is that a thing???
12:43 <Floss> bahaha
12:51 <Floss> ive never seen police academy
12:59 <Mew> how good would that phone call be
13:00 <Maurice> WHAT
13:06 <gunner> and dont advocate animal cruelty Maurice, I'll report you too
13:08 <Doodle> come over and we'll do it Floss
13:11 <Doodle> and watch police academy
13:13 <Maurice> Fuck up, idiot.
13:22 <Floss> i just thought if doodle got a call from a little old lady with a cat in a tree, thats how hed handle it
13:30 <TheRiddler> you're missinig out Floss
13:30 <gunner> I used to do volunteer work for the RSPCA
13:31 <Floss> cause u know, the ladder is heavy n shit
13:33 <Mew> "hi im ringing to report a man called Doodle and another man called Skirmish, they have been using a chat program called IRC during work hours"
13:34 <Maurice> Or you'll be reporting with a foot in your arse
13:38 <Doodle> haha
13:44 <TheRiddler> I think my parents are selling the movies
13:47 <Doodle> who would you call
13:51 <Mew> ghostbusters
13:56 <Maurice> Ghostbusters would be my choice
13:59 <Doodle> dun dun dun dun dunnn dunnnnn
14:00 <Maurice> Oh fuck you, Mew
14:08 <Mew> awwww yeeeeeeah
14:11 <Skirmish> “Hang on … is this gunner? A guy named Skirmish just rang us telling us how you stated you were going to make false reports to the police and he has evidence on tumblr”
14:19 <Floss> lol
14:26 <Doodle> gunner make some complaintz man
14:28 <Floss> someone please ring the cops to bust someone on irc
14:31 <Doodle> gunner get ya sackd
14:34 <Floss> and record it
14:38 <Mew> get ya fired ya mole
14:40 <Skirmish> gunner do a lot of things … achieves nothing.
14:44 <Doodle> yeh
14:47 <Doodle> i know a lot of gunners
14:50 <Maurice> gunner, please don't PM me with your harmful threats.
15:18 <TheRiddler> "It seems to me that you have been recieving a incorrect clink payment"
15:44 <Skirmish> gunner is attempting to troll like it’s 1997.
15:51 <TheRiddler> also
15:57 <Skirmish> People haven’t been worried about online threats from others since dial up modems.
15:59 <TheRiddler> that'll change soon anyways
15:59 Quit: gunner ([email protected]) Quit:
16:00 <simba> http://cdndata.bigfooty.com/2014/05/53904_a573b63b84f743ab0f8da5dfdd01992a.jpg
16:32 <TheRiddler> they're lowering payments
16:39 <Maurice> (13:06:14) (gunner): ive ruined someones life through irc before, its not impossible, your not as anonymous as u think
16:40 <Maurice> :(
16:46 <Floss> lol
16:49 <Floss> oh noes!!!
16:50 <Maurice> Like my life isn't bad enough since i'm ON irc..
17:00 * Floss hugs maurice
17:12 * Maurice sobs into her kebab
17:23 <Floss> lol
17:39 <Floss> im scared hes going to ruin my awesome life using irc
17:52 <Doodle> by de powarz of irc
17:57 * Floss checks her email for a horses head
18:03 <Doodle> lol
18:04 <Skirmish> ICANHAZTHAPOWAH
18:17 <Floss> nope just fucking full of vistaprint
18:19 <Maurice> He's like an internet He-Man
18:22 <Mew> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-06-25/computer-technician-jailed-over-internet-chatroom-fantasies/4778670
18:26 <Floss> lol
18:29 <Floss> BLACK JESUS!
18:29 <Mew> irc ruined this guys life
18:57 <Skirmish> That was beagle.
19:02 <Floss> what
19:08 <Floss> was it really
19:09 <Mew> nah his nick was Minotaur
19:11 <Mew> on here
19:17 <Floss> woah really far out
19:18 <Mew> hes in jail still
19:22 <Floss> good
19:31 <Skirmish> Heaps of Austnet guys have ended up in jail for various crimes.
19:45 <Skirmish> Heaps of austnet girls have ended up single mums
19:49 <Doodle> keke
19:51 <Mew> LOL
19:56 <Doodle> well they will whore themselves out
19:59 <Floss> for the crime of Keyboard Warrior, i sentennce you to 500000 years jail
20:00 <Mew> i found my boyfriend on austnet
20:02 <Mew> how cool is that
20:05 <Doodle> me too Mew
20:08 <Maurice> I found my Doodle on austnet
20:12 <Doodle> re00www
20:20 <Floss> i find nobody
20:36 <Mew> you should go out with Doodle Floss
20:42 <Floss> BAH
20:47 <Doodle> she wont have me
20:48 <Floss> im not a lesbian
20:53 <Doodle> see
20:56 <Maurice> Doodle Floss sounds extreme
20:56 <Floss> lol
21:03 <Mew> hahahaha
21:04 Nick: Floss is now known as DoodleFloss
21:07 <Mew> ouch
21:10 <Maurice> And painful
21:21 <Doodle> D:
21:29 <DoodleFloss> one does not simply, floss a doodle
22:04 <Mew> i said ages ago that Kelevra and johninja would cave and start banging each other
22:11 <PandasDontDrive> [14:39] <Skirmish> Heaps of Austnet guys have ended up in jail for various crimes.
22:11 <PandasDontDrive> [14:40] <Skirmish> Heaps of austnet girls have ended up single mums
22:16 <Mew> my next prediction is DoodleFloss
22:22 <PandasDontDrive> lol I thought there was a Haiku in there somewhere
22:24 <DoodleFloss> rofl
22:49 <DoodleFloss> i remember waix saying something about helping authorities rat our kiddy porn
22:52 <DoodleFloss> out*
23:16 Nick: DoodleFloss is now known as Floss
23:17 <Mew> i thought he was more into bestiality
23:23 <Doodle> crikey
23:35 <Floss> sorry i couldnt stand seeing your name so close to mine
23:36 <Floss> haha
23:41 <Doodle> :(
23:43 <Mew> LOL
23:47 * Doodle cries a thousand cries
23:47 <Floss> my bad
23:52 <Mew> thats some sexy banter right there
23:55 <Maurice> Theres the lube
23:57 <Mew> you guys will be fuckin in no time
24:09 <Floss> or
24:11 <Floss> scissoring
24:17 <Doodle> wonder woman stylez
24:27 <Maurice> Doodle might be packing in the pants region, but I doubt it's gonna stretch that far
24:43 <Doodle> i could have a bloody good try
24:47 <Maurice> Imagine if Stretch Armstrong was a real person
24:49 <Doodle> but i doubt it would work
24:49 <Mew> if you were scissoring and he accidentally got a boner and then it accidentally went in your noony would you stop?
24:51 <Mew> or keep going
24:54 <Floss> its not like his shitty car would even make it here
24:56 <Doodle> lol noony
24:59 <Doodle> HEY
25:06 <Doodle> leave my shitty car out of this
25:09 <Floss> bahaha
25:10 <Floss> NO
25:41 <Floss> its TERRIBLE
25:41 <Mew> this is electric
25:47 <Mew> its making ME tingle
25:51 <Mew> you guys need to get it on
25:54 <Floss> lol
25:58 <Floss> u guys are mad
26:01 <Floss> im awful
26:04 <Mew> hahaha
26:07 <Mew> im kidding
26:09 <Mew> but seriously
26:13 <Mew> seriously
26:16 <Mew> its gonna happen
26:29 <Floss> ....
26:45 <Floss> ok.
26:46 Join: PietSAbabe ([email protected]) to #melbourne
27:00 <simba> DOOM is 4 the kids http://31.media.tumblr.com/bcf1ef874a246ec4bb7b814a98156341/tumblr_n18detOxMb1rjmiaoo1_500.jpg
27:08 <Mew> lets change the subject now
27:12 <Mew> meth and gangrene
27:13 <Doodle> i've started already
27:15 <Floss> oh do lets
27:16 <Doodle> oh
27:18 <Doodle> not on that
27:26 <Floss> i have to go in a bit
27:38 * PietSAbabe makes Mew suck on his toes
27:51 * PietSAbabe forces it 
27:58 <Mew> this one time
28:00 <Mew> at band camp
28:04 <Floss> i cant find my cougar singlet and im working behind the bar tomorrow
28:06 <Floss> im fucked off
28:14 <Mew> i didnt wanna ring and talk to the pizza place cos i was heaps stoned
28:23 <Mew> so ben made me lick his toe for him to ring
28:26 <Mew> and it was fucking rank lol\
28:30 <Floss> LOL
28:36 <Doodle> lol
28:45 <Floss> Hi, whats your name?
28:55 <Floss> can you please just place you order, mam
28:58 <Floss> lol
29:04 * Mew laughs like butthead
29:16 <Doodle> thankyou drive through
29:20 <Floss> but i wanna know your favourite colour!
29:26 <Floss> please mam, weve been over this...
29:40 <Mew> huhuhuh
29:51 <Floss> i just smile a lot
29:57 <Floss> and chuckle
30:24 <Mew> oh my god
30:37 <Floss> wot
31:02 <Mew> one time my friends got a hotel room in the city for the night and when we got back from some nightclub i swore i could smell weed somewhere
31:16 <Mew> so i followed the smell and found a bag in the cupboard behind the teabags
31:24 <Mew> and we were like OMG ASIF THIS IS HAPPENING
31:33 <Mew> all got stoned on the bed and then about an hour after laughing at nothing
31:40 <Floss> oh my god
31:43 <Floss> thats fantastic
31:46 Quit: PietSAbabe ([email protected]) EOF from client
31:50 <Mew> our heaps dumb friend goes "omg that was my boyfriends weed he told me to put it in the cupboard i completely forgot"
31:50 Join: Pieter ([email protected]) to #melbourne
31:54 <Mew> it was the funniest thing EVER at the time
31:57 <Mew> LOL
31:58 <Floss> LOL
32:02 <Floss> BAHAHA
32:08 <Floss> I BET U FELT LIKE SHERLOCK
32:12 <Mew> I DID
32:15 <Mew> I SO FUCKING DID LOL
32:15 <Floss> ROFL
32:21 <Floss> AND THEN...... LOL
32:38 <Floss> oh my god thats made my day
32:57 <Floss> cause you never just find a bag of weed
33:30 <Pieter> Sure ya do
33:34 <Pieter> I found 35kg
33:46 <Floss> i knew soeone would take tnhat and run with it...
33:46 <Pieter> The bag ripped when i was dragging it home
33:49 <Pieter> Stupid garbage bags
33:51 <Skirmish> Fucking hell watson I found a bag of weed!
33:52 <Mew> does this have a funny story to go with it Pieter?
33:54 <Mew> cos if it doesnt
33:55 <Mew> FUCK OFF
34:09 <Pieter> =)
34:23 <Mew> who the hell fits 35kg of weed in a garbage bag
34:29 <Mew> was it the biggest garbage bag in the whole world?
34:40 * Pieter shakes his head
34:43 <Floss> lol lets talk about sharks, i bet Pieter has a whole range of interesting stories from when he was a Shark Wrangler
34:55 <Mew> wut
34:55 <TheRiddler> he realised it was grass clippings because he was on meth
34:57 <TheRiddler> :p
35:00 <Mew> LOL
35:01 <Pieter> No , but ill tell ya how i removed the barb out of my heart and lived
35:09 <Pieter> LOLLL
35:18 <Mew> this better not be a story about how you arent over haley yet
35:30 <Pieter> Riiight
35:47 <TheRiddler> maybe you should of told steve irwin how to do it
36:00 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit: So long, farewell, kiss my ass and go to hell
36:01 <Pieter> Thats what i took it from
36:02 <doctor> I spend a few years tackling the sharks with my barenaked body but they ended up endowing me with my great wisdoms and insights
36:10 <Serenity> [1:25pm] <Mew> was it the biggest garbage bag in the whole world?
36:10 <doctor> The sharks always win
36:11 <Floss> lol
36:14 <Serenity> it was a hot air balloon
36:20 <Floss> lol
36:24 <TheRiddler> lol
36:28 <Pieter> I eat sharks for breakfast
36:32 <Floss> LO
36:33 <Floss> L
36:44 <Pieter> The loaning ind
36:45 <Pieter> Kind
36:54 <Floss> omg you are fantastic
36:54 <doctor> oh, yeah you can eat them
36:56 <TheRiddler> do you get the meat from safeway?
37:03 <Pieter> Anyway wicked wings bbl gotta use the grease as lube
37:10 * Pieter rubs the skin on his nipples
37:15 <TheRiddler> gross
37:23 <Floss> pieter got off the wrong bus
37:27 <Floss> lol
37:38 <Mew> hes gotta keep them tender because theyre the only place on his body that isnt riddled with track marks
38:22 <doctor> I bought 10 pieces of KFC and chips for lunch. I ended up eating the chips and one piece of chicken before that was it
38:39 <Floss> filled up on tato
38:40 <Pieter> They gave me an original burger instead of my zinger
38:44 <Mew> i cant eat kfc
38:46 <Pieter> Silly traineeship kids
38:49 <Mew> especially original recipe chicken
38:55 <doctor> then that nagging annoying voice in my head started to kick in
39:15 <doctor> won't let me enjoy anything, that old hag
39:17 <TheRiddler> what did you get at kfc Floss?
39:28 <TheRiddler> alsso
39:33 <Mew> are you on a diet doctor?
39:42 <Floss> a twister thing, wouldve been wed night?
39:45 <doctor> nah
39:51 <TheRiddler> ahh right
39:55 <Mew> whats the old hag nagging about
40:01 <Floss> usually get junk food on a rent inspec
40:09 <Floss> so i dont trash the kitchen
40:13 <TheRiddler> yes
40:17 <Floss> so tues night
40:27 <Floss> inspec was wed
40:35 <TheRiddler> those blt mini twisters are great
40:41 <doctor> she's an old hagged nun who hates any kind of pleasure
40:50 <doctor> I need to find a way to kill her
40:53 <Floss> all ive ever had from kfc is twisters
40:56 <Mew> oh wow
41:00 <PietSAbabe> \,
41:06 <Mew> have you ever had the old hag during sleep paralysis?
41:07 <Floss> not very into kfc never had it growing up
41:10 <Mew> its fucked up
41:33 <doctor> Normally in sleep paralysis it's just heavy darkness sitting on my chest
41:45 <Mew> yeah they call it 'the old hag'
41:56 <Floss> what is this now?
41:56 <Mew> cos she sits on your chest
42:00 <PietSAbabe> and thats what you get when you sit on your keyboard
42:10 <doctor> Need to kill her somehow
42:17 <Mew> its when you wake up and you're like half sleeping half awake and your whole body is paralysed
42:25 <Mew> and it feels like someone is sitting on your chest making it hard to breathe
42:26 <Floss> ohhhh right
42:27 <Mew> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis
42:42 <Floss> and its called the old hag aswell?
43:33 <Mew> The victim usually wakes with a feeling of terror, has difficulty breathing because of a perceived heavy invisible weight on his or her chest, and is unable to move i.e., experiences sleep paralysis. This nightmare experience is described as being "hag-ridden" in the Gullah lore. The "Old Hag" was a nightmare spirit in British and also Anglophone North Americ
44:14 <Mew> i used to get it all the time when i was younger and didnt know it was a "thing" until i looked it up online one day lol
44:45 <Floss> mew i was just reading that part of gthe wiki lol
44:50 <doctor> I got it pretty bad several years a go
44:55 <Mew> oh sorry haha
44:59 <doctor> Rarely now
45:03 <Floss> it sounds fucking awful
45:18 <doctor> I still get that weird feeling right before falling asleep though
46:10 <doctor> Where you notice losing control of yourself. I think it's apnea
47:53 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2utxlx3Fcc
47:54 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lucky Me (Apr 3, 2011) 4:18 - Category: Music - 4,640 views - 26 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
48:33 <Floss> i just finisshd reading about the child porn thing
48:43 <Floss> thats fkn intense
49:52 <Mew> he tried to get one of my friends to roleplay for him
50:00 <Mew> thats when she realised he was a bit weird and stopped talking to him
50:14 <Floss> fark
50:21 <Floss> the article sayd toddler stuff....
50:29 <Floss> who the fuck would even.....
52:23 <TheRiddler> what article?
52:58 <Floss> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-06-25/computer-technician-jailed-over-internet-chatroom-fantasies/4778670
56:05 <doctor> There was some guy who used to come here who fantasise over nappies. Summerbaby or something
56:06 Quit: Mew ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
56:10 <doctor> Maybe that was him
56:31 <Floss> gross
56:41 <TheRiddler> tigerbaby
56:52 <Floss> jeez...
57:06 <Floss> id crack his skull...
57:19 <TheRiddler> he would cam himself in nappies n such
57:47 <TheRiddler> and wanted the other person to be his mum
57:55 <Floss> eww
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00:48 <TheRiddler> wb Mew
01:09 <Mew> thx riddlez
06:06 <BlackDevil> thanks mew
07:44 <Mew> thx BlackDevil
11:00 <faux> hi dangerous guy 
12:58 <BlackDevil> anything for a mate
13:16 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1237803_722332874448977_517790574_n.png
16:14 <TheRiddler> is that the girl from kfc?
16:56 <Mew> yep
18:08 <TheRiddler> ahh
18:08 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/v/t1.0-9/10269365_10203847907537619_360735513450914101_n.jpg?oh=6f77ccce83492f8b1ec9c257098173ea&oe=53CE1738&__gda__=1407215865_c31fbb8c1bf233b773b2825d2fc945de
18:19 <BlackDevil> do not want
18:31 <Mew> which one
18:39 <Mew> iggy azaleas ass or paris hilton taking your order
19:46 <BlackDevil> both
20:00 <Fez> Fark
20:00 <Fez> Its cleo10
20:00 <Fez> I scared him :/
20:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
21:29 <BlackDevil> this bitch i want http://www.myfreecams.com/#evangelia
22:24 <Mew> do you love her
24:14 Quit: Maurice ([email protected]) EOF from client
25:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive
25:20 <BlackDevil> when you see her tits
27:28 <BlackDevil> because she likes to show her tits
28:00 <TheRon> hello
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40:00 <BlackDevil> TheRon http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dfa_1398909853
40:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: News Reporter says Nothing Gets Through the Flooded Waters ..... (Date: Apr-30-2014, 4 hours ago) - Views: 5619 - Played: 6125
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41:29 <Rak> damn you rekorderlig and your fancy shmancy flavours :(
42:08 <faux> Fff
42:15 <faux> Its freezing
42:36 <Rak> should be 21
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43:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh mang
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> those naps where u dont sleep but its so dang comfy!
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44:00 <TheRon> butter chicken for yea tonight
44:00 <BlackDevil> yea
44:00 <BlackDevil> i laid in my bed
44:00 <BlackDevil> and crashed for 3 hours
44:00 <TheRon> with a mint and cuccumber riata and papadums
44:00 <BlackDevil> still sleepy
45:00 <TheRon> do you guys sleep i don't know, at night??
45:00 <BlackDevil> i sleep when i need it
45:00 <BlackDevil> sometimes i goto bed at 2am
45:00 <BlackDevil> after a 1 hour fap session
45:00 <TheRon> really?
45:00 <TheRon> 1 hour?
45:00 <BlackDevil> yea
45:31 <TheRon> hello\
45:50 <Floss> HELLO
46:00 <BlackDevil> 55 mins to get it up
46:00 <BlackDevil> 5 mins to climax
46:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
46:00 <TheRon> a little TMI
46:00 <TheRon> midget porn?
46:27 <faux> Hi skirmy
46:51 <Rak> Happy Friday! :D
47:00 <BlackDevil> going to watch tosh.0
47:00 <BlackDevil> then bed
47:08 <TheRon> TFIF!
47:24 <Skirmish> Hi faux
47:36 <Skirmish> Have I told you I got into uni? If not … I GOT INTO UNI!
47:44 <Skirmish> I am telling everyone. Even those that hate me.
47:49 <faux> How's it going
47:55 <Skirmish> I haven’t started yet.
48:01 <Skirmish> Starts July 7th.
48:17 <Rak> what are you studying?
49:00 <TheRon> hold the line
49:00 <TheRon> love isn't always on time
49:01 <faux> Nice congrats
49:19 <faux> Got in as in filled in forms as a mature age or you had to take an exam got in lol
50:00 <TheRon> wo wo wo
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50:38 <BlackDevil> faux found IRC again
50:50 <Ana_Ng> aux non
52:40 <Skirmish> faux: Not mature age. Got in based on work experience.
52:47 <Skirmish> Swinburne Uni in Melbourne.
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> yum TheRon
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> this place near me makes it nice n HOT
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> so the sauce goes kinda pink :P
53:00 <TheRon> it's not a curry unless it burns at both ends
53:07 <TheRiddler> is'nt that a good thing faux?
53:27 <faux> Ah correspondence yay
53:31 <Skirmish> Rak: Bachelor Social Science (Security and Counter Terrorism). I want to see if I can work my electives and get a double major and add Criminilogy.
53:33 <faux> Isn't what a good thing?
53:40 <TheRiddler> freezing weather
53:41 <TheRiddler> lol
53:53 <faux> Yes but not when I have no socks
54:09 <faux> All ny winter shit is still in storage
54:16 <TheRiddler> damn
54:23 <Skirmish> I’ve submitted RPL recognition for Psychology 100 citing over a decade on irc.
55:22 <faux> Lmao
55:35 <Skirmish> Surely they will give me that one.
56:20 <faux> -recognition
56:50 <FredFlinstone> gday all
57:09 <FredFlinstone> come on the Blue Boys
57:14 <FredFlinstone> stick it up em!
57:30 <FredFlinstone> put FIGJAM where he belongs
57:34 <FredFlinstone> in the friggin dunny
58:55 <TheRon> yes carn blue boys
58:59 <FredFlinstone> I am off to the footy cya all laters
59:07 <FredFlinstone> hahahahahhaa I hope they can do it
59:07 <TheRon> just hate blues less than collingwood
59:12 <FredFlinstone> I know lol
59:21 <FredFlinstone> everyne hates collinghsit
59:29 <FredFlinstone> byeee
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03:07 <Pieter> https://au.tv.yahoo.com/sunrise/video/watch/23152036/man-asks-reporter-out-on-air/
03:54 <TheRon> that was you wasn't it
04:49 <TheRiddler> bet it was
04:57 <Pieter> Naa , i got laid instead
05:16 <TheRiddler> or so you thought
05:28 <TheRon> how much was she?
05:47 <Pieter> She just want exclusive rights to me
06:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
06:00 <FredFlinstone> how is ya TheRon ?
06:04 <Pieter> Everyone does
06:24 * Pieter O><
06:26 <TheRiddler> so was it the right or left
06:45 <Skirmish> Pieter was high when he got “laid” and hasn’t realised yet it was a stray dog nuzzling him to eat his vomit and not the sex he believes it was.
06:48 <TheRiddler> did you drug her
06:57 <Pieter> Its always right !
07:00 <TheRon> not bad
07:00 <FredFlinstone> good to hear
07:00 <TheRon> the spurs won today so i'm all good
07:00 <FredFlinstone> oh who are they?
07:00 <TheRon> san antonio
07:00 <FredFlinstone> oh ffs
07:00 <FredFlinstone> american shit
07:00 <TheRon> nba
07:00 <FredFlinstone> I am disappointed in you
07:00 <TheRon> aussie aussie aussie and all that
07:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah right
07:13 <Pieter> Wasnt drugging her the right thing to do? :(
07:25 <TheRon> remember you need permission in this country
07:39 <Pieter> Oh I thought I was in Congo
08:00 <TheRon> paaty mills and aron baynes
08:00 <FredFlinstone> nfi
08:00 <TheRon> aussie
08:00 <FredFlinstone> aussie what?
08:11 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/21cDX.jpg was this her
08:15 <TheRon> naughty naughty
08:30 <Pieter> Foot rot
08:32 <Skirmish> See, thought he was in the Congo … because the dog was black.
08:34 <Pieter> Ped egg foot rot for sale
08:42 <Pieter> Who wants to get funky?
09:00 <FredFlinstone> aussie rules
09:00 <TheRon> basketballers
09:11 <TheRiddler> I see you're still on something
09:38 <Pieter> I got nothing else to sell to get my fix
09:41 <Skirmish> Once a junkie, always a junkie.
10:00 <TheRon> i used to play basketball ok and i like the nba
10:00 <FredFlinstone> playing where?
10:00 <FredFlinstone> in Oz?
10:00 <TheRon> aussie players in the us
10:00 <FredFlinstone> thought as much
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10:30 <TheRiddler> try the dump
10:53 <Rak> try the rump
10:55 <TheRon> my dump tonight smelt like butter chicken
10:57 <Pieter> My next idea is to go through peoples hard rubbish and see what i can salvage n sell to cashies
11:39 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit: So long, farewell, kiss my ass and go to hell
11:55 <Pieter> And thats how its done!
12:00 <TheRon> give carlton a chance?
12:00 <FredFlinstone> yes if we get some players back
12:00 <FredFlinstone> you never know
13:00 <TheRon> daisy?
13:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont think Collinghsit are that good
13:00 <FredFlinstone> pansy you mean
13:00 <FredFlinstone> needs to pull his friggin finger out soon
13:00 <FredFlinstone> done nothing
13:33 <TheRon> i know this much is true
14:00 <TheRon> been kinda injured
14:00 <FredFlinstone> then shouldnt be playing ffs
14:00 <FredFlinstone> everyone making excuses for the prickk ffs
14:00 <TheRon> here's a novel idea, sam rowe in the goal square and get some crumbers
14:00 <FredFlinstone> they told us he was 100%
15:00 <FredFlinstone> we only got one crumber
15:00 <TheRon> garlett if malthouse likes him this week
15:00 <FredFlinstone> yepp
15:00 <TheRon> ellard has been ok
15:00 <FredFlinstone> he has this year he might be back
16:00 <FredFlinstone> wouldnt call him a crumber
16:00 <TheRon> i'd even get gibbs across half forward with robinson
16:00 <FredFlinstone> they arent crumbers either lol
16:00 <TheRon> yarran?
16:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
17:00 <FredFlinstone> can tear the game apart if he is on song
17:00 <TheRon> well i'm fresh out of ideas
17:00 <FredFlinstone> I told you we only have one crumber
17:00 <TheRon> well  i'm trying
17:00 <FredFlinstone> and thats Garlett
17:00 <FredFlinstone> there is no one else
17:00 <FredFlinstone> eddie has gone
17:00 <TheRon> is there any talent in the two's??
18:00 <FredFlinstone> armfield is stil there
18:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe mick doesnt like him either
18:00 <TheRon> he's quick as
18:00 <FredFlinstone> I know
18:00 <FredFlinstone> Laidlaw wasnt a fave so he booted him
18:00 <FredFlinstone> wouldnt even give him a go
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19:00 <TheRon> what exactly does casboult do?
19:00 <FredFlinstone> he is still learning
19:00 <TheRon> he can jump at the ball can't he??
19:00 <FredFlinstone> he is playing prolly better than Josh Kennedy was when we sold him
19:00 <FredFlinstone> he can
19:00 <FredFlinstone> cant kick yet
19:00 <TheRon> who cares just a contest in the forward line would be nice
20:00 <FredFlinstone> he does do that
20:00 <FredFlinstone> he will get better I am sure
20:00 <FredFlinstone> if they dont get rid of him first
20:00 <Lumeah> Good evening gentelman
20:00 <TheRon> lady
20:00 <FredFlinstone> hi there sexy tradie lady
20:00 <FredFlinstone> my nuts are loose
21:00 <FredFlinstone> and my pipes are blocked
21:00 <Lumeah> lol
21:00 <FredFlinstone> oooerrrr
21:00 <FredFlinstone> anything on tele tonight?
21:00 <Lumeah> are they...whole in intenet full of porn out there! :P
21:00 <FredFlinstone> I know!
22:00 <FredFlinstone> seen it all
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> sdgdfhuwehdfrqweF;OIwnef
22:00 <Lumeah> go use it :P
22:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
22:00 <FredFlinstone> I will cope
22:00 <Lumeah> hey pandy!
22:00 <FredFlinstone> randy pandy
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23:00 <TheRon> well said PandasDontDrive 
23:00 <TheRon> i smell butter chicken
23:00 <FredFlinstone> how come Pandas dont drive?
23:00 <FredFlinstone> no licence?
23:00 <FredFlinstone> wrong side
23:00 <Lumeah> PandasDontDrive werwwefjf894ubfdwef
23:00 <FredFlinstone> home made TheRon ?
23:00 <TheRon> sorta
24:00 <FredFlinstone> cool
24:00 <FredFlinstone> we going indian tomorrow night before the game
24:00 <FredFlinstone> Two Fat Indians
24:00 <FredFlinstone> supposedly good there
24:00 <FredFlinstone> next to the Hilton
24:00 <PietSAbabe> Where can i buy electric curtain opening things?
24:00 <TheRon> cooked off some spices before hand, added garlic and ginger and a simmer sauce
24:00 <PietSAbabe> I need electric curtains , any ideas?
24:16 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bd9_1398984859
24:22 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Masters of Illusion for Special Effects (Date: May-1-2014, 8 hours ago) - Views: 1935 - Played: 3330
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25:00 <FredFlinstone> curtain shop
25:00 <Lumeah> lol hey PietSAbabe
25:00 <PietSAbabe> Hi
25:00 <FredFlinstone> might be a good start
25:00 <FredFlinstone> going to watch the Shit Seat
25:00 <FredFlinstone> bbl
25:00 <TheRon> it's so PietSAbabe can perv qith binocculars and not be so obvious
26:00 <Lumeah> PietSAbabe https://www.google.com.au/search?q=remote+curtain+opener&oq=remote+curtain&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l5.11939j0j8&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8#q=remote+curtain+opener+melbourne
26:00 <PietSAbabe> I see chrome
26:00 <PietSAbabe> IM NOT INTO CHROMING
26:00 <Lumeah> no hes just a lazy ass
26:00 <Lumeah> well i like crome:P
26:00 <TheRon> nothing wrong with chrome
27:00 <TheRon> he wishes
27:00 <Lumeah> can't you click it anyways
27:00 <Lumeah> your smarts it says what i searched for
28:00 <PietSAbabe> Thanks :P
28:00 <TheRon> robert palmer - johnny and mary
28:00 <Lumeah> why are the hardest days to get up the ones where you win battles?
28:00 <Lumeah> No babe :P
29:00 <Lumeah> *problem
29:00 <stebie> no babe no problem
29:00 <TheRon> mo money mo problems
30:00 <Lumeah> hi stebie :P
31:00 <Lumeah> ohh was frosty this morning
31:00 <Lumeah> o0o0hh
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31:59 * partay turkey slaps emma
32:00 <milk> I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
32:00 <Lumeah> me the same haha! :P
32:18 <TheRon> geez put it away
33:00 <TheRon> how good are papdums??
33:00 <TheRon> how good are papadums??
33:00 <Lumeah> i an't got no bitch either :P haha
33:00 <PietSAbabe> There not enuff popadum to share around.
33:00 <TheRon> not that there's anything wrong with it
33:12 * partay slaps TheRon with a wild turkey
33:18 <TheRon> nice
34:00 <Lumeah> aww pretty sunset
34:00 <TheRon> bit overcast
34:00 <TheRon> woo hoo
34:00 <TheRon> afternoon delight
35:00 <Lumeah> hi fez
35:00 <Fez> Hi lumeah
35:00 <Fez> Hows u
35:46 <TheRon> i bless the rains down in africa
36:17 <partay> TheRon the "no toto" neon sign is flashing
36:32 <TheRon> but but but.....
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36:42 <TheRon> no hold the line
36:47 <TheRon> no rosanna?
37:00 <stebie> hi Lumeah
37:00 <stebie> are you going to be my new sister?
37:00 <TheRon> is that code?
37:03 <partay> rosanna is ok
37:14 <partay> just dont bring me down
37:20 <TheRon> bruce
37:49 <partay> and with that comment you are 10x cooler than everyone else here
38:00 <Lumeah> lol
38:00 <Lumeah> funny
38:00 <stebie> i've never had a sister
38:00 <stebie> we can have sleepovers
38:00 <Lumeah> do you want me to be a sister stebie?
38:00 <Lumeah> lol..
38:09 <TheRon> always
38:23 <partay> but its groose .. but ill pay bruce
38:57 <partay> -g+b
39:00 <stebie> the question should be: do you want to be stuck with Pieter?
39:00 <TheRon> saturday night's alright for fighting
39:00 <Lumeah> haHAHAHA
39:00 <stebie> thought so
39:27 <partay> man
39:34 <partay> my footy tips are fucked this year
39:46 <partay> i should tip NZ to beat australia
39:49 <TheRon> so's everyone else so not o worry
40:00 <TheRon> what am i fucking invisible? :)
40:00 <Lumeah> aww everyone can't be boring :P
40:00 <Lumeah> you aren't hi TheRon
40:00 <Lumeah> aww the moon is pretty
40:00 <PietSAbabe> Pfft @ you laughing at being stuck with me
40:00 <PietSAbabe> Fuck you !
40:00 <TheRon> if you go TheRon you can't go wrong
40:11 <TheRon> for the lovers of life and rugby league
41:00 <Lumeah> im laughing at thinking im just as annoying :P
41:00 <Lumeah> yes please fuck me :P
41:00 <TheRon> i'll drink a slab and come over
42:00 <Lumeah> ... A slab?
42:00 <Lumeah> ....oh...
42:00 <TheRon> what?
42:00 <PietSAbabe> Really wish I didnt get rid of my 15m hdmi cable
42:00 <Lumeah> awwwss
42:00 <PietSAbabe> Fuckin so expensive, this is pooey
42:00 <Lumeah> buy a new ones
42:00 <Lumeah> :P
42:00 <Lumeah> ok
42:00 <PietSAbabe> Ill have to tomorrow
43:00 <Lumeah> how much are they ?
43:00 <TheRon> 10 bucks
43:00 <Lumeah> 500?
43:14 <TheRon> take these broken wings.......
43:41 <partay> come on now mr
44:00 <TheRon> i slept with a chick once, left the cab fare on the dresser
44:00 <TheRon> sweet or misguided?
44:00 <PietSAbabe> $150
44:41 <TheRon> mr?
44:55 <partay> yes mr.mister
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45:00 <Lumeah> whens our irc marridge PietSAbabe?
45:00 <Lumeah> P
45:00 <TheRon> i love a piss up when is it?
45:00 <PietSAbabe> Plus i gotta spend another $299 on a new screen
45:00 <Lumeah> whats wrong with this one?
46:00 <TheRon> i got two spare tv's want one??
46:00 <PietSAbabe> Projection screen , i want a bigger one
47:00 <Lumeah> hi Pyro-
47:00 <Pyro-> heya Lumeah .. how goes?
47:00 <Lumeah> I want I want I want I want
47:00 <TheRon> on a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses??
47:00 <Lumeah> yeah it goes ok Pyro- :)
47:01 <TheRon> thriller, thriller night
48:00 <Lumeah> different song
48:00 <Pyro-> excellent
48:00 <TheRon> you took the words right out of my mouth
48:00 <Ana_Ng> who is this wolf
48:00 <Lumeah> must have been while you where kissing me
49:00 <TheRon> no idea who the wolf is
50:00 <TheRon> the start of that song sounds like he's finding if she will do oral sex
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51:00 <TheRon> could be wrong
51:00 <Lumeah> well what does she get out of it!??
51:00 <Lumeah> :P
51:00 <TheRon> i dunno
51:00 <Fez> Cum?
52:00 <Lumeah> http://picpaste.com/IMAG0097_1_-rIUy9oGJ.jpg <<<< seee frost
52:00 <Lumeah> not fex
52:00 <Lumeah> fez not what she wants
52:00 <Fez> U sure?
53:00 <Lumeah> not unless it's her cumming :P
53:00 <Fez> Mmm
53:00 <Fez> Yum
53:00 <TheRon> lumeah it'll be a night you'll never forget
53:00 <TheRon> we're getting take away and doing it twice
53:00 <Lumeah> yeah maybe for the wrong reasons :P
53:19 <TwEEk> hello faux
54:00 <Lumeah> TheRon ... we're?
54:00 <TheRon> that ok?
54:03 <TheRon> i watched murder in the first last night
54:21 <TheRon> awesome movie with kevin bacon and christian slater
55:00 <Lumeah> i think im alredy takens :P
55:00 <TheRon> what can i say, i'm a romantic
56:00 <Lumeah> lol
57:00 <Lumeah> next song
57:00 <Lumeah> now!!!
57:00 <Lumeah> :P
57:00 <TheRon> new order - bizarre love triangle
57:00 <TheRon> pipe down woman
57:00 <Lumeah> pardon?
57:00 <Lumeah> ok ,, no date for you
58:00 <Lumeah> :P
58:00 <TheRon> damn it
58:00 <Lumeah> sillly silllly silllly man.
58:00 <TheRon> treat em mean keep em keen
58:00 <Lumeah> ppphht!
58:00 <Lumeah> nah ahhh
58:00 <TheRon> no?
59:00 <TheRon> i'm fabio the most beautiful man in the cosmos
59:00 <Lumeah> i dunlike Fabio
00:00 <TheRon> not even fabio minor?
00:53 <TwEEk> hih TheRon
01:00 <beehhh> monster
01:00 <TheRon> yet pieter doesn't scare you
01:00 <beehhh> Im aiming for darwin alone
01:00 <PietSAbabe> How can someone as sexy as I be scary
01:00 <PietSAbabe> Im a teddy bear:)
01:00 <beehhh> not many chinese but some filos there
01:00 <Lumeah> nice and cuddly
01:04 <TheRon> hello
02:00 <TheRon> the boys are back in town
02:00 <beehhh> Darwin has the only survived quantas hanger there after th jap's bombing and the cyclone
03:00 <beehhh> cuntus
03:00 <beehhh> 1600 new people moving to victoria every week
03:00 <TheRon> damn
03:00 <beehhh> 1400's in perth
04:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: quiz me
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04:10 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Maurice
05:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
05:00 <TheRon> seriously creepy
06:00 <Lumeah> ohhh im sure you could scare the shit out of someone if you wanted to PietSAbabe :P lol
06:00 <PietSAbabe> Thats true
06:00 <PietSAbabe> :)
06:00 <PietSAbabe> Anyway I need a steak sandwich
06:00 <PietSAbabe> Back soon
06:00 <Lumeah> okies
06:00 <TheRon> STEAK!!
07:00 <TheRon> foo fighters - big me
07:30 <TheRon> billie jean is not my lover
08:00 <Lumeah> no no...lyrics boy!
08:00 <Lumeah> lyrics
08:00 <Lumeah> !
08:00 <TheRon> big me to talk about it
09:58 <Floss> her and ya mum are my bitches
10:00 <TheRon> this is a call to my past resignation
10:00 <beehhh> darwin be good
10:00 <TheRon> darwin be boring
11:00 <Lumeah> my feet are cold
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> weeeee
11:00 <Lumeah> servent! warm them!
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> aww
11:00 <beehhh> grand sud's a 100% pure wine
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got socks n shoes on ahehehe
11:00 <TheRon> women should know their role :)
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> n very warm jacket n gloves
11:00 <Lumeah> hehe well i did but they where hevey
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> wana wear me lume?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill just take off some panda fur n knit
11:00 <Lumeah> yeah ok pandy ;)
11:00 <beehhh> they have filo hookers but melb got all indian and burmese hooker and bangladesh
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> kk :P
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh soz oops
12:00 <Lumeah> awww thanks babe :)
12:00 <Serenity> you dont contain enough meth for her
12:00 <Lumeah> haha
12:00 <beehhh> people are selling illegal weapons on melbourne street
12:00 <Serenity> no one gives a fuck beehhh
12:00 <TheRon> i don't do drugs
12:00 <Lumeah> people are ignoreing people
12:00 <TheRon> this is just my award winning personality
13:00 <beehhh> 5000 knuckle dusters got hauled
13:00 <Lumeah> TheRon where did this ego come from?
13:00 <TheRon> beer
13:00 <Lumeah> lol
13:00 <Lumeah> ooooooohhhhh
13:00 <TheRon> whoops thats a drug
13:00 <Lumeah> what beer?
13:00 <TheRon> carlton draught
13:00 <beehhh> http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2014/05/01/weapons-seizure-may-be-victorias-largest
14:00 <TheRon> because of the ads i wanna give carlton mids a try
14:00 <Lumeah> i like crownies
14:00 <TheRon> those ads crack me up
14:00 <Lumeah> :P
14:00 <TheRon> nice
14:00 <Lumeah> and gloursh
14:00 <TheRon> my fave beer is little creatures pilsner
14:00 <Lumeah> lol
15:00 <Lumeah> my fave was home made stout
15:00 <beehhh> i heard aboriginals and torres islanders have improved their literacy n numouracy skills
15:00 <TheRon> whenever i see the carlton mid ads i see my brother
15:00 <beehhh> thor grew up in darwin
16:00 <TheRon> beehhh: i heard we actually gave a shit
16:00 <beehhh> may be you should sometimes
16:00 <TheRon> harley and rose they just lost it for a while
16:00 <Serenity> beehhh fuck up about it you dont live here and you never will one more fucken weird australian trivia word out of you and you are gone for good to reside in #cats with the rest of the freaks
17:00 <fawks> Lool
17:00 <beehhh> oh Serenity i didnt see that one comming
17:00 <Serenity> you should have after the 3 millionth time youve been told to shut the fuck up
17:00 <beehhh> my gf from russia with love who rescuded me with a chopper to rescue the prison
17:00 <Lumeah> oooooooook
17:00 <Serenity> your gf id made up
18:00 <Serenity> is*
18:00 <TheRon> is stebie like a big bloke??
18:00 <Lumeah> dunno
18:00 <beehhh> he sure eats like one
18:00 <Lumeah> its irc dude i dun care
18:00 <fawks> Where is Maurice I have a pic for her
18:00 <Serenity> its your bfs brother you should care
18:00 <Serenity> Maurice is probably off covering herself in cats
18:00 <Maurice> I'm here
19:00 <beehhh> hes my bf
19:00 <fawks> http://i.imgur.com/84aoPgk.jpg
19:00 <TheRon> cat lady??
19:00 <fawks> ^
19:00 <TheRon> like off the simpsons??
19:00 <Maurice> God hes yum
19:00 <Serenity> ermergerd
19:00 <Maurice> That used to be my wallpaper until Cam complained
19:00 <Serenity> i would lick the fuck out of him
19:00 <fawks> oh I thought it was a new pic
19:00 <Lumeah> hee hee... migt have another person in my ignore list soon.
19:00 <fawks> For ball cancer or something 
19:00 <TheRon> ladies please@@
19:00 <beehhh> yum
19:00 <fawks> hee hee no one gives a ffuc 
19:00 <Serenity> stop being a passive agreesive fuckhead and just do it Lumeah
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20:00 <Lumeah> do what?
20:00 <fawks> Neck yourself 
20:00 <TheRon> i found that photo offensive
20:00 <Serenity> whoever you keep hinting that youre going to ignore
20:00 <beehhh> yeah
20:00 <TheRon> i mean he makes me look bad
20:00 <Serenity> youve said it twice now
20:00 <Serenity> do it
20:00 <beehhh> makes me go bazzak
20:00 <fawks> lol theron
21:00 <Serenity> i want to see behind the hands
21:00 <beehhh> good news if you settle in darwin from another state you'll get extra levy
21:00 <beehhh> shes busy eating his ass looks to me
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22:00 <Maurice> That was his actual gf at the times hands
22:00 <Maurice> Victorias Secret model >.<
22:00 <Serenity> slut
23:00 <TheRon> i left mt heart to the sappers around khe sanh
24:00 <TheRon> well the last plane out of sydney's almost gone.......
24:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the oldest continually habited capital city in the world?
24:00 <TheRon> cairo
24:24 <Floss> beepboop
25:00 <TheRon> jeruslulem
25:00 <TheRon> beijing
25:00 <TheRon> timbuktu
25:00 <milk> I invented a 15 second testicle cancer cure 
25:25 <JimmyJack> beepboop???
25:37 <JimmyJack> are u 10?
25:40 <JimmyJack> fgt fairy
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucking ifone
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> still no sound from music and youtube vids
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
26:00 <Serenity> sell it and get a samsung
26:00 <TheRon> when i see you smile i can face the world
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> every other sound works, ringtone etc
26:00 <Ana_Ng> jerusalem is close
26:00 <Maurice> Smash it and get a samsug*
26:00 <Serenity> israel?
26:00 <Maurice> Sung*
26:00 <Lumeah> i fill my phone up with apps. it fucks up aswell
26:00 <Maurice> Goddamn
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> was gonna upgrade but had stuff to buy lol
26:00 <Ana_Ng> delete and re-install the apps
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> I WAS THE FIRST ONE HERE TO HAVE A SAMSUNG
26:10 <TheRon> friendly
26:16 <Floss> lol
26:20 <Floss> yes, im 10
26:24 <Floss> willies and such
26:33 <Floss> and... one direction
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> when u were all going on about how android is shit and ifones r tha bomb
27:00 <Lumeah> i have a HTC
27:00 <Serenity> excuse me
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> *huffs and puffs and jizzes*
27:00 <Serenity> ive always had samsung and android
27:00 <TheRon> baghdad?
27:00 <Serenity> you take that back
27:00 <Maurice> I have never had an iPhone
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got galaxy s on day one
27:00 <Maurice> Never wanted one
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> only have this cause mum gave it to me haha
27:00 <TheRon> jordan?
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> went for a yr without a fone and it was ace
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> i take it back
27:00 <Serenity> i had an iphone like 7 years ago when they first came out got rid of it and bought a $50 replacement until andoird phones came out
27:00 <milk> bitches love cake
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27:25 <doctor> one direction is so 2012
27:39 <Floss> i dontunderstand the hairstyles
28:00 <TheRon> syria?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> i better go babez n homogays <3
28:00 <Ana_Ng> whats the capital
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> U WIN
28:00 <TheRon> damascus?
28:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> now show me TheRons moob
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> or die.
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
28:00 <TheRon> dear god
28:00 <Lumeah> lol
28:00 <TheRon> nobody wants to see moob
28:00 <TheRon> boobs on the other hand
28:10 <doctor> no different from the hair they had in the 80s
28:31 <Floss> the fluffy one doesnt seem 80s
28:42 <doctor> 90s hair was the most neutral of the last 6 decades
28:43 <Floss> it ooks like their standing infront of a fan
28:50 <Floss> theyre*
28:58 <Maurice> Thats Loof
29:00 <Lumeah> men get offended if you sqeeze there moobs..
29:00 <TheRon> i walk down the street they rub my head
29:00 <TheRon> whats that about
29:02 <Maurice> Must have forgotten his meds
29:13 <doctor> they were notoriously fluffy in the 80s
29:27 <TheRon> flock of seagulls\
29:36 <Maurice> I rannnnn
29:43 <Floss> this style is differentthough
29:53 <TheRon> i ran so far away
29:58 <doctor> but hairspray was more popular in the 80s, it's more hair pressing now
30:03 <Floss> meant to look unsstled, yet takes them pro hours to do haha
30:45 <Floss> bail home i think
31:00 <Ana_Ng> which female artist has sold the most albums worldwide?
31:00 <Lumeah> pink
31:00 <TheRon> it's not madonna
31:00 <Lumeah> bette middler
31:00 <Lumeah> ahh ok
31:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
31:00 <Ana_Ng> it is madonna
31:00 <Lumeah> ok
31:00 <Lumeah> all the gay people
32:00 <Ana_Ng> some say it's nana mouskouri
32:00 <TheRon> i was thinking a greek chick
32:00 <Lumeah> PandasDontDrive my feet still cold :P
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32:51 <Maurice> What is hair pressing
33:00 <Lumeah> where the pandy suit slippers?
33:00 <TheRon> lumeah i'm listening to dannii minogue
33:00 <PietSAbabe> Soooo cold outside:((((
33:00 <PietSAbabe> Soooooooo cooold
33:00 <TheRon> this is it
33:00 <PietSAbabe> *shivers thinking about it*
33:00 <Lumeah> was frozty at work this morning
33:00 <PietSAbabe> Oh wait thats my stutter
33:00 <TheRon> looked so hot in that bikini
34:00 <Lumeah> did i ? thanks TheRon
34:00 <TheRon> you were in that clip?
34:00 <TheRon> nice
34:00 <Lumeah> ROF! @gambler
34:00 <TheRon> a try hard
34:45 <Bastardly_One> I think he means hair straightening?
34:55 <TheRon> carn the blues
35:00 <TheRon> or just an arsehole
35:00 <Lumeah> wow boltamore snow.
35:00 <PietSAbabe> Whats with the incest in neighbours
35:00 <PietSAbabe> Step sons fucking step daughters
35:00 <TheRon> geez
35:18 <Bastardly_One> match of the year :D
35:40 <Bastardly_One> we're gonna show that ranga mongoloid how to play football
36:00 <TheRon> i would
36:00 <PietSAbabe> Oh and a brother who is his dad
36:00 <TheRon> has ramsay st moved to tasmania?
36:00 <Ana_Ng> steps would make it not incest
36:00 <Lumeah> incest in neighbours!! WTF
36:00 <Serenity> you know step relations arent related right...
36:14 <TheRon> who's the ranga?
36:28 <Bastardly_One> the chances they have
36:40 <Bastardly_One> Buckley's and none
36:57 <TheRon> ahh yesm he's no ranga
37:00 <TheRon> i'm not sure he does
37:00 <Lumeah> thats just fucked it's was a nice show once
37:00 <Serenity> well clearly not if hes using the word incest
37:00 <TheRon> like a virgin, getting fucked for the very first time
37:15 <TheRon> mitch robinson he's a ranga
37:50 <TheRon> cameron ling, he's a ranga
38:00 <Lumeah> to late!
38:00 <TheRon> is that the lyrics
38:00 <Serenity> no lol
38:00 <TheRon> so close
38:00 <Lumeah> lol
38:00 <PietSAbabe> Ohh man , yep steak , its a steak night people
38:00 <Lumeah> ncie
38:00 <Lumeah> nice
38:01 <Bastardly_One> I've got a Collingwood cheer squad member on my FB
38:09 <Bastardly_One> it's been hell all day
38:12 <TheRon> joffa??
38:17 <Bastardly_One> and if we win we'll be cheating
38:20 <Bastardly_One> just as bad
38:29 <TheRon> and collingwood never cheats?
38:42 <Bastardly_One> a woman that is as keen as Joffa
38:51 <Bastardly_One> she attends all their functions even
38:56 <TheRon> they're not gonna breed are they?
39:00 <PietSAbabe> You gotta go slaughter a cow and eat some !
39:00 <PietSAbabe> What food , its gone , didnt last long ,i want another:(
39:00 <Lumeah> awww
39:04 <Bastardly_One> I fucking hope not!
39:18 <TheRon> that would be bad for society
40:00 <Lumeah> go get another
40:00 <Lumeah> get me one to :P
40:00 <TheRon> just like a prayer, i will take you there
40:00 <PietSAbabe> Get your own !!
40:00 <Lumeah> lol knew you would say that :P
40:00 <PietSAbabe> :)
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40:47 <Floss> come darling you know i dont follow the volleyball
41:00 <TheRon> lumeah can i come around and park my arse and you feed me beers?
41:00 <Lumeah> oh Grand Designs
41:10 <TheRon> who are you?
41:17 <Bastardly_One> TheRon
41:22 <Bastardly_One> yes or no ... http://31.media.tumblr.com/494ae06a5ad42196b213c9e8103a55b8/tumblr_n4xtcbCG0Z1qf25nto1_1280.jpg
41:38 <Bastardly_One> cam whore friend of mine *lol*
41:43 <TheRon> if i was in russia
41:48 <TheRon> and bear hunting
42:00 <Lumeah> no
42:00 <TheRon> damn
42:00 <Lumeah> buger off
42:00 <Lumeah> lol
42:00 <TheRon> i'll bring flowers
42:07 <Floss> ITS WILFRED!!
42:53 <Bastardly_One> dear GOD!
42:58 <Bastardly_One> someone give this woman a meal!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> http://37.media.tumblr.com/cf4a6f157f311f53cf9f7eb7ba108ac4/tumblr_n3wg38aD9N1rufr6eo1_1280.jpg
43:00 <TheRon> no good?
43:00 <Lumeah> please dun bring jewlery next...
43:00 <TheRon> scotch flavoured chocolates?
43:10 <TheRon> cam whore friend or just your cam whore??
43:18 <Floss> oh geez
43:25 <Floss> she needs a sammich STAT
43:31 <TheRon> too arty for me
43:57 <Bastardly_One> she needs more than a sandwich
44:00 <Ana_Ng> what colour is Pantone 185?
44:00 <Lumeah> earth rocks and metals aren't cool sitting in a jewlery box. after being epsnsive.
44:00 <TheRon> black
44:00 <TheRon> i have no idea
44:00 <Lumeah> rather have the money
44:12 <Bastardly_One> she needs to live on pure lard for 6 mths
44:27 <TheRon> her name anna??
44:48 <Bastardly_One> not sure about that one
44:50 <PandasDontDrive> really cold ey
44:55 <Bastardly_One> it was one of Jess's like posts
45:00 <TheRon> i'm classy i'll leave the cash on the fridge
45:00 <Ana_Ng> theron has given up
45:00 <Excessive> I mite get sum drinks later ........... who wants to play?
45:00 <Lumeah> wy do i still have my belt on?
45:00 <fawks> Red
45:00 <TheRon> good question
45:00 <Ana_Ng> fawks winz
45:01 <Bastardly_One> but seriously
45:22 <Bastardly_One> you'd feel uncomfortable fucking that
45:33 <TheRon> break her
45:38 <Bastardly_One> would be like hitting the cervix but every stroke
45:44 <Floss> lol
45:44 <Bastardly_One> smashing into bone
45:49 <Floss> gross
46:00 <Excessive> 4RED
46:00 <fawks> I need to pee
46:00 <TheRon> my uncle managed a paint shop he was colour blind
46:00 <fawks> lol
46:00 <fawks> Terrible
46:00 <TheRon> they all have codes
46:11 <Bastardly_One> might as well just go buy a skeleton from a medical store
46:21 <Bastardly_One> cover it in liquid latex
46:23 <TheRon> is chelsea the goal umpire on tonight??
46:31 <TheRon> i like her
46:31 <Bastardly_One> and get the same effect
46:42 <Bastardly_One> Oh, know the other transgender one
46:51 <Bastardly_One> called Micheala or something?
47:07 <TheRon> no
47:13 <Bastardly_One> I know that person ... they used to chat on here years and years ago
47:32 <Bastardly_One> yeah, the AFLs first tranny ump
47:42 <Floss> lol whut
47:44 <Floss> pic
47:49 <TheRon> never heard of micheala
48:03 <Bastardly_One> hang on
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49:00 <Ana_Ng> i work at a print shop, so there's that
49:00 <TheRon> you colour blind
49:00 <Excessive> I work at my local MP's disciplinary office
49:04 <Bastardly_One> hah!
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49:10 <Bastardly_One> this isn't her/him
49:12 <Bastardly_One> but
49:12 <PandasDontDrive> bah nothin good on tv till 8:30
49:16 <Bastardly_One> interesting story
49:18 <Bastardly_One> http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/afl-in-talks-with-transgender-player-over-vilification-20130612-2o4hc.html
49:32 <Bastardly_One> the tit job must of cost thousands
49:34 <TheRon> PandasDontDrive: watched murder in the first last night
49:39 <TheRon> love that movie
49:52 <TheRon> kevin bacon is brilliant
49:58 <PandasDontDrive> The Dak Ages: An Age Of Light sbs 8:30 <3
50:00 <TheRon> what number dynasty was the ming dynasty?
50:00 <TheRon> geoff shaw?
50:00 <Ana_Ng> 6
50:00 <TheRon> no idea i was just asking
50:05 <PandasDontDrive> seen it before but excellent series
50:18 <PandasDontDrive> murder in the first?
50:21 <PandasDontDrive> how old is it
50:22 <TheRon> watching the footy, can't
50:33 <TheRon> mid 90's i think
50:43 <PandasDontDrive> i used to like him heaps then he had to marry that sedgwick whore
50:52 <PandasDontDrive> have u seen Stir of Echoes with kevin bacon?
51:00 <Ana_Ng> no idea
51:00 <Lumeah> I WANT FOOD. AND TO BE WARM!
51:00 <Lumeah> NOW!
51:02 <PandasDontDrive> kicks the shit out of The Sixth Sense
51:09 <Floss> lol i was thinking same bout the boobs bastardly one haha
51:12 <TheRon> kyra sedgwick was a whore in murder in the first
51:16 <Bastardly_One> oh MY bad
51:21 <PandasDontDrive> lmso
51:22 <Bastardly_One> it seems local
51:27 <PandasDontDrive> laugh my sack off
51:38 <Bastardly_One> and her/his name is Mishy Diamond
51:41 <PandasDontDrive> i couldnt stand her in that show
51:42 <Floss> she'd be a fkn mad player lol
51:43 <TheRon> haven't seen stir of echoes
51:48 <PandasDontDrive> but i love the new one
51:57 <PandasDontDrive> dl stir of echoes man its wicked
52:00 <TheRon> i got some soup
52:00 <TheRon> ming what number dynasty
52:02 <Bastardly_One> Floss, who?
52:29 <Bastardly_One> I'm really trying to find a pic of this Mishy person
52:43 <Bastardly_One> they're really manly looking still
52:54 <TheRon> b1 you know the best cam girls
52:55 <Bastardly_One> should of stuck to crossdressing and left it at that
53:00 <Lumeah> needs my old Karate jumper
53:00 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/10155341_10152355559979481_4040341234177913785_n.jpg
53:00 <TheRon> my angel is the centerfold
53:04 <Bastardly_One> heh ... I do?
53:12 <Bastardly_One> you perving at Jess still eh?
53:16 <PandasDontDrive> lol
53:18 <Bastardly_One> she's some ... issues
53:28 <Bastardly_One> nice chick but pretty fucked in the head
54:00 <Lumeah> cool
54:00 <Reptile> back
54:04 <Bastardly_One> good at charming though
54:15 <Bastardly_One> if she wishlist's something
54:26 <Bastardly_One> she seems to get it within a week or so off some perv
54:57 <Floss> ohh what
55:00 <TheRon> don't speak, i know what you're saying so please stop explaining
55:00 <Excessive> likin teh AMD machine if it is indeed an AMD
55:00 <Serenity> DONT TELL ME CAUSE IT HUURTS
55:03 <Floss> thats bullshit
55:23 <Bastardly_One> it's their "job"
55:34 <Floss> i want that job
56:00 <ooomp> Lies
56:00 <TheRon> ?
56:05 <TheRon> i'd get naked for money but i don't think there's a market
56:27 <Maurice> I'd get naked right now except I'm worried my nipples will fall off
56:41 <TheRon> thats bad
57:00 <TheRon> you and me i can see us dying
57:11 <PandasDontDrive> bored
57:25 <TheRon> have you seen the woodsman?
57:42 <TheRon> worth watching?
58:00 <fawks> The right stufffff
58:00 <TheRon> marky mark?
58:00 <TheRon> thats new kids on the block
58:00 <fawks> Yes
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58:06 <Bastardly_One> finally cold over there Maurice?
58:16 <Maurice> Has been for a few days
58:28 <Bastardly_One> I'd be happy if I was you
58:40 <Bastardly_One> summer and heat are the work of the devil
59:00 <fawks> Oh oh oh oh ohhh
59:00 <fawks> Oh oh oh ohh
59:00 <TheRon> i had new kids on the block on cassette
59:00 <TheRon> i was 12
59:01 <TheRon> hello i am the devil
59:18 <TheRon> good evening, but you can call me toby if you like
59:23 <Bastardly_One> Hello my fallen son
59:43 <Bastardly_One> you're way better than that other son of mine though
59:53 <TheRon> gary abletts?
00:00 <TheRon> probably younger
00:01 <Bastardly_One> all his bullshit with the cross and hanging in a cave for 3 days and shit
00:12 <Bastardly_One> least you do cool tricks and shit
00:32 <Bastardly_One> No, Gary is my other fallen son
00:42 <PandasDontDrive> stupid rain
00:44 <Bastardly_One> actually, wonder what he's doing now?
00:55 <PandasDontDrive> its fall for fuck sake
00:56 <PandasDontDrive> not winter :/
00:58 <Floss> i love summer and the heat, but only on weekends or holidays
01:00 <TheRon> hello
01:00 <TheRon> i reveal something personal and people run
01:00 <Serenity> marky mark wasnt in nkotb? or did i read you wrong
01:04 <Bastardly_One> it's not fall
01:04 <Floss> it can rain while im working
01:04 <Lumeah> is it raining pandy?
01:05 <TheRon> i'm sorry but i'm afraid we don't have any toilets, if you read your bible you would've read that it's damnation without relief
01:09 <PandasDontDrive> yes it is
01:10 <Maurice> I hate summer
01:15 <PandasDontDrive> IT'S FALL!
01:16 <Floss> lol "fall"
01:17 <Bastardly_One> we're in Australia ... it's autumn
01:20 <Maurice> It still rains..
01:26 <Maurice> Rain is exclusive to winter
01:28 <PandasDontDrive> oh shut up
01:29 <Maurice> Isn't*
01:30 <PandasDontDrive> still fall.
01:34 <Lumeah> IT'S AUTUM!!!
01:41 <Bastardly_One> *autumn
01:44 <Lumeah> TA
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01:45 <TheRon> it's shitty
01:47 <Lumeah> :P
01:54 <Bastardly_One> lol @ TheRon
01:54 <PandasDontDrive> Fall.
01:59 <Bastardly_One> he's right where we are
02:00 <TheRon> yes he was he and donnie
02:00 <PietSAbabe> Heh
02:00 <Serenity> uhm donnie was
02:00 <Serenity> mark wahlberg was in marky mark and the funky bunch
02:10 <Bastardly_One> we've already been getting 0 degrees at night
02:16 <Bastardly_One> and only 13 degree days
02:25 <TheRon> great sleeping weather
02:30 Join: romeO ([email protected]) to #melbourne
02:36 <Reptile> i put my jumper on
02:41 <romeO> good
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02:58 <TheRon> i couldn't sleep the other night because it only dropped to 14 degrees
03:00 <TheRon> i'm drunk what do i know
03:00 <Serenity> they look almost exactly alike tho
03:00 <Reptile> yeh eminem has a song about him
03:11 <Reptile> this week has been so bizaare
03:15 <romeO> too cold huh?
03:27 <TheRon> too warm
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03:32 <romeO> ah i c
03:59 <Floss> i found the most awesome thing in my fb feed and i cant find it
04:00 <TheRon> name the 5 of them
04:00 <Serenity> jonathan jordan joey donnie danny
04:00 <Serenity> booya
04:00 <TheRon> dear god
04:00 <Serenity> lol
04:01 <TheRon> kinda that shitty in between where you can't take the doona off because it will be too cold
04:02 <Floss> it was about autum
04:15 <Maurice> Fan and doona
04:25 <TheRon> i do that
05:00 <TheRon> woo hoo flashbeer
05:00 <TheRon> what a feeling
05:41 <TheRon> when quinn the eskimo get's here everybody's gonna jump for joy
06:13 <Ana_Ng> come on
06:26 <Floss> without
06:56 Quit: romeO ([email protected]) Quit: this is your brain on drugs
06:58 <Bastardly_One> come on within
07:03 <Bastardly_One> you aint seen nothing like the
07:09 <SalmoTrutta> beautiful weather
07:19 <Floss> lol
07:29 <SalmoTrutta> taking the tinnie out in the morning,and retiring when the wind hits 50 clicks
07:36 <SalmoTrutta> but not until then
07:48 <SalmoTrutta> people are soft chooks these days
07:55 <Ana_Ng> i bet you never met an eskimo
07:58 <Reptile> westerlie sun tan weather
08:00 <TheRon> take your passion make it happen
08:00 <TheRon> who?
08:00 <Reptile> system of a down
08:00 <TheRon> ah yess
08:08 <Bastardly_One> I have
08:09 <TheRon> nope
08:12 <SalmoTrutta> It's not on my to do list
08:16 <Bastardly_One> a proper inuit one
08:23 <TheRon> i've read about eskimo aged care
08:30 <Ana_Ng> inuit is a canadian term
08:37 <Bastardly_One> sure is
08:43 <SalmoTrutta> get the wind behind me and the fishing will be superb
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08:43 <Ana_Ng> eskimos are not canadian
08:51 <Reptile> milo + icecream :m
08:54 <Bastardly_One> that's where I met some ... way way up the top
09:00 <TheRon> byob
09:00 <Defunct> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0UeLSMa_gs
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Smoke Weed Everyday (Hedegaard Remix) Unoffical Music video (Jul 29, 2011) 3:06 - Category: Entertainment - 8,700,216 views - 35,874 likes (97.8%), 791 dislikes (2.2%)
09:00 <Reptile> psycho groupie cocaine crazy
09:02 <SalmoTrutta> and by arvo,hide somewhere with scrubbies and yabbies,perfect day out
09:06 <TheRon> once they outlive their usefulness, they're put on a raft and sent off down the river
09:21 <Ana_Ng> eskimos are from the northwest of alaska
09:25 <TheRon> that's aged care to eskimos
09:34 <Ana_Ng> it's not a catch-all term
09:50 <PandasDontDrive> LOL b1 b1 b1
09:50 <Bastardly_One> inuits are eskimos though aren't they?
09:54 <PandasDontDrive> in Thief
10:00 <simba> Defunct that sux and the quality is really bad
10:00 <Reptile> random itunes songs
10:00 <TheRon> kim wilde - you keep me hanging on
10:02 <Ana_Ng> i just told you no
10:09 <PandasDontDrive> it says use your voice to get the attention of nearby threats, so what do I say?
10:12 <Ana_Ng> you probably met gwichin
10:12 <PandasDontDrive> "PENIS!"
10:22 <PandasDontDrive> you can say anything <3
10:25 <Floss> POONIS
10:40 <Reptile> what yall up 2 tonight?
10:55 <Floss> fast food and paystation prob
10:56 <Ana_Ng> we say native alaskan or the specific tribe
10:56 <TheRon> i watched the flight of the conchores where jermaine sleeps with an australian, so funny
10:57 <Reptile> in melb
11:00 <TheRon> who does port play?
11:02 <Floss> or unreal tournament
11:24 <Reptile> kebab shop
11:28 Join: mr_ducati ([email protected]) to #melbourne
11:32 <Ana_Ng> i dont think inuit is hip anymore - first nations
12:00 <Pieter> End Of Fuck
12:00 <simba> greater western sydney afl expansion project
12:07 <TheRon> the capital of canada is ottawa
12:29 <TheRon> alsaka's capital isn't anchorage is it?
12:32 * Ana_Ng pats theron on the head
12:34 <Ana_Ng> no
12:36 <SalmoTrutta> talking to myself about fishing
12:41 <SalmoTrutta> nothing unusual
12:45 <Ana_Ng> never been
12:57 <Ana_Ng> biggest city, but not
13:00 <TheRon> you could win that
13:00 <TheRon> expect a let down
13:00 <TheRon> the grand final wa last week
13:00 <simba> no its round 7
13:00 <Defunct> Afl is the shittest sport. Perhaps golf is more boring to watch
13:00 <Defunct> The game is so disorganised
13:01 <Ana_Ng> capital
13:04 <SalmoTrutta> few bundy cans
13:12 <Reptile> i got some beers
13:16 <TheRon> god bless that bear
13:20 <SalmoTrutta> I've been to canada
13:24 <SalmoTrutta> for guess what
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13:41 <Ana_Ng> weed
13:44 <TheTiggier> fap tiem
13:46 <Bastardly_One> where in Canada? I've not done the whole lot
13:46 <SalmoTrutta> ugh
13:46 <Reptile> fuc
13:50 <TheTiggier> lol
13:57 <SalmoTrutta> weed is old news
14:00 <Reptile> kebabgey
14:00 <ooomp> As opposed to?
14:00 <TheRon> you gay
14:00 <simba> no it isnt you just dont know the rules
14:00 <simba> no professional sport is unorganised
14:00 <simba> that wouldnt make much sense!!
14:00 <Defunct> That's what you think!
14:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlBIa8z_Mts
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Genesis - Land Of Confusion (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
14:00 <TheRon> geelong loses they stay where they are
14:00 <simba> w/e
14:00 <Defunct> Cool song Excessive
14:01 <TheTiggier> suggestions for porn
14:05 <TheTiggier> kgo
14:09 <xm> anyone here seen The Savage Innocents?
14:16 <TheRon> no
14:23 <xm> the one with Anthony Quinn
14:35 <TheRon> ahhh the mighty quinn
14:41 <SalmoTrutta> partial to christy mack lately
14:43 <xm> a priest gets killed becayse ge refuses to sleep with the eskimo's wife :D
14:51 <xm> because he*
14:55 <Bastardly_One> what a positive little song this is
14:57 <Bastardly_One> not
14:57 <TheRon> scotch can it is
15:00 <Defunct> Superman where are you now?
15:00 <TheRon> gwen stefani - cool
15:05 <Floss> i wanna find some funny porn
15:13 <SalmoTrutta> good weather for it
15:15 <Floss> like the one riddler showed earlier with the towball
15:17 <Floss> lol
15:24 <SalmoTrutta> edward penishands
15:52 <Reptile> kebab joint
15:53 <Bastardly_One> try fuq.com
16:00 <TheRiddler> as opposed to looking rigged like cricket n soccer?
16:00 <TheRon> so many nerds bitch about sport
16:04 <Bastardly_One> should find something there and if you can't search for it
16:15 <Bastardly_One> it's a tube directory
16:27 Join: Nikky` ([email protected]) to #melbourne
16:31 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Nikky`
16:36 <TheRon> cheers
17:00 <TheRon> just because they were born unco
17:05 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, that'll keep you fap happy forever
17:18 <Bastardly_One> evening Nikky` :)
17:43 <Nikky`> Evening Bastardly_One
17:45 <TheRon> try not to bring fap happy and nikky` into the same sentence
18:00 <simba> afl has been rigged like anything else, tanking, illegal third party payments to keep teams together
18:00 <TheRon> carlton
18:00 <simba> rigged/fixed isnt the right word for that conversation
18:11 <Nikky`> yeah, don't
18:12 <TheRon> :)
18:14 <Bastardly_One> that's going to be ... hard ... for you
18:20 <Bastardly_One> (haw haw haw)
19:00 <simba> bye RTon ill miss u
19:06 <TheRon> damn it geelong isn't on till sunday
19:10 <Nikky`> ooh god *rolls eyes*
19:22 <Bastardly_One> You called?
19:28 <TheRon> on 7 though
19:34 <Nikky`> Sitting here with no bedside lamp is annnnnnoying
19:57 <TheRon> no lamp or no globe for said lamp?
20:05 <Nikky`> Nah lamp
20:09 <Nikky`> it be broken
20:13 Quit: gremlinz ([email protected]) Quit:
20:13 <TheRon> candles?
20:14 <Nikky`> both of them
20:28 <Nikky`> I changed light bulb as blew other night but had this weird smell
20:34 <Nikky`> so I be throwing it out
20:44 <TheRon> lamps are so easy to get
20:55 <TheRon> bunnings?
21:00 <Reptile> zero signa
21:02 <Nikky`> Yeah i'll drag my sick self out of bed tomorrow and get some new ones
21:04 <TheRon> you can get anything at bunnings
21:10 <TheRon> sick?
21:16 <Nikky`> yeah
21:21 <Nikky`> cold :o(
21:40 <Bastardly_One> when Father Christmas and the Kray twins burn all the wedding rings
21:45 <TheRon> i was around sick people all last weekend haven't been sick, my immune system is so good
21:51 <Bastardly_One> we're gonna shop 'til we drop
22:00 <Reptile> trime 4 ice ceam
22:00 <simba> hindu hamster
22:10 <Bastardly_One> yeah my favourite teacher has the flu
22:12 <Nikky`> I felt it yesterday..body chills were so bad I left work at 12
22:20 <Bastardly_One> if she gives it to me I'm gonna stab her to death
22:21 <Nikky`> but I was stupid and went into work today
22:28 <Nikky`> I should have stayed in bed
22:37 <TheRon> i reckon it's the same thing my bro had and his mates had
23:00 <Reptile> ice cream
23:02 <Bastardly_One> I don't get sick often but when I do it hits hard
23:07 <TheRon> did you get some drugs and orange juice?
23:13 <Bastardly_One> and last thing I want with my lungs is that shit
23:25 <Nikky`> I have cold n flu tablets
23:38 <TheRon> i find cold n flu and beer works
23:39 Nick: SalmoTrutta is now known as ScottiePippen
23:45 <Nikky`> Hey ScottiePippen
23:49 <Nikky`> lol
23:52 * Rak pours Nikky a whisky
23:55 <Rak> good for what ails you
23:58 <TheRon> gambler hows it going
24:15 <Nikky`> Thank you Rak.. always looking after me
24:23 <TheRon> you may scoff but alcohol helps you sleep
24:34 Join: Simmons ([email protected]) to #melbourne
24:35 <Rak> and they say chivalry is dead
24:42 Join: Mew ([email protected]) to #melbourne
24:50 <Bastardly_One> I was born to be mild, like the first McDonalds child, born to be king, of all the boring things
25:00 <Lumeah> i need a shower
25:48 Quit: Ana_Ng ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
26:27 <PandasDontDrive> MIRANDA KERR IS BACK IN AUSTRALIA
26:30 <PandasDontDrive> TOTAL NEWS BRO
26:40 <TheRon> she wearing clothes?
27:00 <Lumeah> where i'll be naked and wet :P
27:00 <simba> lol
27:04 <TheTiggier> http://motherless.com/0A6E2E9
27:13 <TheTiggier> lol
27:31 <Reptile> i so broke
27:59 <TheRon> TheTiggier: chicks dressed ruskie infantry
28:00 <simba> obviously?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea boy
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> got ma kinect
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> CHUG MY COCK
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <Excessive> nakked n wet
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> because
28:00 <simba> what are you going to play on kinekt
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> Im a chemist i idiot
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> nothin
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> im gonna ring ashlee
28:00 <Lumeah> llol
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> loren
28:02 Join: ^pilot^ ([email protected]) to #melbourne
28:08 <Bastardly_One> I am about to have the biggest tantrum
28:13 <Nikky`> Hiya ^pilot^
28:16 <Bastardly_One> I can't win this race no matter what I do
28:26 <^pilot^> hey nikky
28:28 <^pilot^> hey b1
28:32 <Bastardly_One> fucking Bathurst at night can fuck right off
28:38 <Bastardly_One> evenin' ... how goes?
28:43 <^pilot^> good good
28:52 <TheTiggier> reminds me of good luck chuck
28:58 <^pilot^> just went n spent over 2 grand on my car speakers
28:58 <TheRon> charlie you're not my charlie anymore, you're screwing it up
29:00 <Bastardly_One> good to hear ... can't really complain myself
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> then watch a fucken movie
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> LMAO
29:00 <Lumeah> sounds good :P
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hope ashlee hasnt left for Japan already
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> bitch
29:00 <simba> ashlee is my bff
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ino
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOREN IS MY BFF
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> SO SUCK PICARDS SMALL I IDIOT!
29:00 <simba> have u been thinking about picard all day...
29:02 <^pilot^> just for my front stage
29:07 <Bastardly_One> well, I can always complain but yanno
29:12 <^pilot^> i do i do
29:14 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' hell
29:14 <Nikky`> What Bastardly_One? you can't complain? say it isn't true
29:23 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I said I can Nikky` :P
29:34 <Nikky`> I know but I had mine typed out at same time
29:38 <Nikky`> so back off bitch
29:44 <Bastardly_One> sorry Ma'am
29:50 <^pilot^> b1
29:53 <^pilot^> i just linked ya mate
29:55 <TheRon> damn it woman
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> soz man im just pumped ay
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> was fucking with my fone for ages but
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> n set up my router better than any other cunt did
30:00 <Lumeah> what phone ya got pandy?
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> ifone 4 mum gave me
30:00 <Lumeah> ahh
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz she was sick of me not having a mobile
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
30:08 <Nikky`> ?
30:09 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was typing so wait
30:10 <Nikky`> brb
30:12 <Bastardly_One> am looking now
30:23 <Bastardly_One> fuck me
30:24 <Bastardly_One> nice
30:38 <^pilot^> yeah
30:47 <Bastardly_One> wish I'd stop swearing even when typing
30:50 Quit: faux ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
30:59 <TheRon> fuck that
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> some nigger stole my galaxy s then a mate gave me another samsung
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> then i ruined it with my gay mates, spilt wine on it n didnt bother with a mobile for about a year
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> now im stuck with this fucking mobile phone shit again!
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i blame simba for everything in my life
31:00 <Lumeah> lol
31:00 <Lumeah> yeah blame him
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> I COULDNT CHANGE THOUGH SIMBA WANTED ME TO!
31:00 <Lumeah> :P
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah you go kiss him for me
31:01 <Bastardly_One> I think I've used more swear words this week than normal words
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> do it
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> lick his face
32:00 <Lumeah> nope
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32:29 <Reptile> i went to the apple store today
32:42 <Bastardly_One> the genius bar
32:45 <Bastardly_One> is hilarious
32:53 <Bastardly_One> ran by complete morons
32:53 <TheRon> payback the chicken
33:00 <Lumeah> not gunnna
33:05 <Bastardly_One> a least the melbourne one is
33:10 <Bastardly_One> *at least
33:54 <TheRon> you miss one letter most people skip over the fact you missed that one letter
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> psylo fashion msgd me on fb
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> asking me to take a pic of me wearin their clothes lmaoz
34:00 <Lumeah> yeah?
34:00 <Lumeah> did you?
34:00 <Amish> is this for viral marketing
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> not yet i will on sat coz ima goin to the art gallery
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> not the Grammar Academy
34:00 <Lumeah> ah nice
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> I mean, I art gallery me.
35:00 <Lumeah> marketing is horrible anyways
35:01 <partay> 8sip*
35:20 <TheRon> she's an easy lover
36:00 <Lumeah> Horticulture is better :P
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> i feel bad for my brother
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause i mean he won this logo competition for 30 Below a couple months back
37:00 <Lumeah> why
37:00 <Lumeah> yeah?
37:00 <Reptile>  got i phone 4
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> but he had to quit his job to coninue working and studying
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer he does multi media/animation
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> n he cant come to mums bday in 7 days coz he so busy :(
37:39 <TheRon> what's going on on this side?
37:50 Quit: TheRon ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
37:59 <Bastardly_One> damn him
38:05 Quit: Ana_Ng ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
38:20 <Bastardly_One> I've shit to do so was gonna get him to keep track of the footy scores for me
38:23 <Bastardly_One> for a bit
38:28 <Bastardly_One> damn fucking enter key
38:50 <Bastardly_One> premature entery key
39:14 <Bastardly_One> *entry key ... am sure there's an inunendo there if I could be fucked finding it
39:39 <PandasDontDrive> mmmmmmm egg
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41:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey Lumeah, look at my most recent fb post rofl
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> i missed you zaim babes
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk off!
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb
42:00 <zaim> i am a qt
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43:15 <partay> TFIF
45:08 <Reptile> i said im sorry momma i never ment to hurt u but tonight im cleaning out my closet
45:17 Quit: mr_ducati ([email protected]) Quit:
47:00 <simba> 19:02:06 -PandasDontDrive- is Hangover 3 good man? - lol i havent seen any of those shit moveis
47:00 <simba> what a random msg
47:00 <Reptile> so
48:00 <Reptile> ...
48:02 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
48:37 <Nikky`> clean it or come out of it?
49:10 <PandasDontDrive> cous cous cum
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51:16 <beehhh> bzzt
52:09 <simba> go collingwood,,,
52:16 <beehhh> http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt6lk9n7nD1r4kkyno1_500.jpg
52:48 <PandasDontDrive> go beehhh,,,
53:05 <Nikky`> nooo Carlton
53:41 <PandasDontDrive> go str8 men watching well built men play afl
53:52 <beehhh> go pumpkins
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54:05 <Nikky`> When did simba become straight?
54:12 <simba> arent you the gym junkie PandasDontDrive...
55:08 <beehhh> liberal is still doing good for the country
55:33 <beehhh> they are thinking of next generations too
55:44 <beehhh> why dont people move to NT^
55:44 <PandasDontDrive> LOL no
55:52 <PandasDontDrive> i quit gym fkn
55:57 <PandasDontDrive> over a yr ago
56:08 <beehhh> no free pensions for school leavers
56:23 <beehhh> laziness is the root of all evil
56:36 <simba> stfu beehhh
56:44 <partay> simbacile never say go collingwood again
56:48 <beehhh> ftsu
57:02 <beehhh> simba
57:02 <simba> collingwood will win
57:45 <beehhh> i used to see carlton players everyday at work in holmes st brunswick 97-201
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58:46 <beehhh> Eddie mcqueer is on the magpie's supporter
58:51 <PandasDontDrive> FUCK UP MIRZA
59:14 <PandasDontDrive> imo afl teams have the stupidest names and even stupider logos
59:16 <beehhh> go adelaide crows
59:24 <TheTiggier> http://motherless.com/CFDFDE4
59:26 <PandasDontDrive> absoloutely no effort goes into any of them
59:29 <partay> GO CARLTON
59:31 <TheTiggier> I fapped to this lol
59:49 <simba> a lot of the names are pretty common worldwide
59:52 <beehhh> go poor people from elizabeth SA
00:05 <PandasDontDrive> yer
00:07 <simba> go to hell beehhh
00:15 <PandasDontDrive> but a sport like NFL is actually a good sport
00:20 <PandasDontDrive> so even the shit names are cool
00:21 <beehhh> fk mah S
00:28 <simba> nfl is boring as fuck
00:31 <simba> may as well watch ballet
00:35 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
00:43 <simba> its literally like afl but with 1000 breaks
00:44 <PandasDontDrive> how can you love football
00:44 <simba> and shitter
00:47 <PandasDontDrive> and not like NFL?
00:52 <PandasDontDrive> footy as in soccer
00:59 <beehhh> some monster killed his step child as young as 2, evil that men do
01:00 <Lumeah> ok
01:00 <Lumeah> sorry babe PandasDontDrive was in shower dude told you this
01:02 <simba> because its shit like rugby
01:07 <beehhh> near coffs harbour
01:19 <beehhh> what kind of paedos are you
01:21 <PandasDontDrive> NFL is friggin hardcore
01:34 <beehhh> im happy dad cuts it off
01:38 <simba> no competition tbh
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01:52 <PandasDontDrive> well, completely different sports nfl and afl anyway
01:58 <TheTiggier> wb DemonsRun
02:06 <DemonsRun> Ty
02:07 <beehhh> A 2yo wouldnt expect these
02:15 <PandasDontDrive> and now we learnt something we didnt know
02:19 <PandasDontDrive> didnt we simba
02:23 <PandasDontDrive> now to badminton and tennis
02:32 <beehhh> i'd go to jail just to punnish that cunt
02:36 <beehhh> promise
02:57 <PandasDontDrive> by punish you mean bum and by cunt you mean bum them in their arse
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03:42 <PandasDontDrive> gee i think he just got mad horny
03:59 <partay> wheres Mew and bewbs
04:21 <Floss> BEWBS
04:32 <PandasDontDrive> you have terrible taste in women
04:42 <Mew> MEWBZ
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> obese chicks with saggy boobs, winner winner chicken dinner!
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> well i wanna know
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz ima dl it
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> biatch
06:24 <TheTiggier> http://i.imgur.com/oMl08.jpg
06:32 <TheTiggier> here's flat girl lol
06:43 <DemonsRun> ...tranny
06:51 <DemonsRun> Just beehhh's type
07:12 <TheTiggier> it's not a tranny
07:14 <Mew> damn thats flattastic
07:16 <TheTiggier> lol
07:17 <PandasDontDrive> anyway
07:22 <PandasDontDrive> i had cous cous for dinner
07:24 <PandasDontDrive> ever had it?
07:28 <TheTiggier> hot face tho
07:29 <Mew> i bet the walls get jealous if her
07:30 <PandasDontDrive> they're like little balls of ant shit,
07:34 <PandasDontDrive> BOOOYAH!
07:36 <Mew> of*
07:50 <PandasDontDrive> ye i seen her naked b4
07:58 <PandasDontDrive> small tits rul
08:00 <Lumeah> yeah is funny
09:29 <simba> PandasDontDrive theyre obviously miles apart, i dont get why you compared soccer and NFL tbh
09:36 <simba> they are also miles apart,,
09:55 <PandasDontDrive> what about Niles apartment?
10:14 <PandasDontDrive> i compared them because you said that nfl is boring as fuck
10:20 <PandasDontDrive> nothing much happens in soccer
10:40 <PandasDontDrive> pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass some more
10:45 <PandasDontDrive> ouch my foot hurts.
10:46 <Lumeah> Hi PANDY!
10:52 <PandasDontDrive> penalty for not passing
10:52 <TheTiggier> nfl is closer to rugby than afl
10:58 <PandasDontDrive> kicked the ball, doesnt even go in
11:06 <PandasDontDrive> goalie jumps for nothing
11:12 <PandasDontDrive> pass, pass, pass..
11:18 <simba> football is classic two halves with no stoppages just two teams working each other out, NFL is over the top bullshit for americans its basically hollywood scripted
11:20 <PandasDontDrive> ouch my foot hurts again.
11:21 <TheTiggier> but the transition from afl to nfl I bet is easier than rugby
11:32 <simba> so many sports just have too many stoppages and set plays
11:34 <simba> that fix games out
11:49 <PandasDontDrive> well i love baseball, nfl and soccer
11:51 <simba> football is the ~world game~ because there is none of that bs just two halves and two teams
11:59 <PandasDontDrive> i know what it is
12:00 <Lumeah> hi zde
12:09 <simba> ok
12:12 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha reminds me, was playing soccer with couple africans last week
12:14 <simba> were just talking
12:16 <PandasDontDrive> down welland
12:21 <simba> yea i heard
12:24 <simba> picked it up on the scanner
12:26 <PandasDontDrive> WE'RE NOT TALKING WE'RE WHISPERING SWEET NOTHINGS
12:32 <PandasDontDrive> yer those niggers can kick
12:53 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha Jeremy Clarkson had to apologise for saying nigger even though it wasnt aired
13:00 <Lumeah> hi ITaL^GuY
14:00 Join: ooomp ([email protected]) to #melbourne
14:00 <ITaL^GuY> hi Lumeah
14:00 <Loof> Lumeah the 24 hour junky sperm bank
14:00 <Loof> seeds from a thousand meth heads, drip down from within
15:00 <Lumeah> shut up loff
16:28 <TheTiggier> http://i.imgur.com/sOiry.jpg
17:05 <Pieter> How do vampires shave if they cant see emselves in the mirror ?
17:38 <PandasDontDrive> that's like one persons version of vampires
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17:51 <Reptile> we all know that
18:27 <PandasDontDrive> Pieter doesnt
18:32 <Lumeah> there dead Pieter....
18:53 <Lumeah> nothing grows anymore :P
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> this chick has nice tits http://static-fhg.met-art.com/media/4728EDBA6A01DCF4056B36E2E5E6E3D3/w_A8BBE1E1597FA5C4A9A9B976D576031E.jpg
19:00 <Zade> hello Lumeah
19:32 <PandasDontDrive> eww some ugly preggo chick
19:37 * PandasDontDrive slaps TheTiggier around a bit with a large trout
20:00 <Loof> it always amazes me how such a small floppy penis such as pieters can spread so much aids
20:38 <TheTiggier> sif ugly
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:37 <PandasDontDrive> she looks twelve
21:51 <PandasDontDrive> and like if she turned to face you her eyes would be five inches apart
22:00 <TheRiddler> I'm surprised Lumeah n Zade have not grossed out with pieter's infected leg or his black shit or his meth addiction
22:01 <TheTiggier> wtf
22:10 <PandasDontDrive> and she looks like she's about to fall forward because her forehead is so big and heavy
22:26 <TheTiggier> http://i.imgur.com/dbl9U.jpg
22:29 <simba> ~~*&$_PrEgGo_ChIx_
22:30 <Reptile> i read some convicted midget drove hald way across the united states to befriend some 16 yr old girl who was really a police officer
22:52 <Reptile> i read the article and had his mug shot
22:57 <PandasDontDrive> dude you could make shoes out of that chicks nipples TheTiggier
22:58 <PandasDontDrive> yuck
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> i posted funnie adventure time meme
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> :D
23:09 <Reptile> and the police who arrested him said his car stunk like something they have never smelt before
23:52 <TheTiggier> http://i.imgur.com/zzDyn.jpg
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/10269513_10152798402572995_4975593685757628321_n.jpg
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait omigosh it doesnt load full!
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24:26 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
24:47 <Reptile> he drove for 3 days straight
25:11 <partay> Reptile that was Pieter
26:33 <Reptile> lo
26:38 <PandasDontDrive> woo the feed is on
26:44 * Reptile hands himself a beer
26:46 Quit: Nikky` ([email protected]) Quit:
26:53 <PandasDontDrive> i love you Reptile
26:59 <PandasDontDrive> ur so sexy in MK
27:00 <Lumeah> i read it pandy it is funny
27:01 <Reptile> aw thanks
27:08 <Reptile> shuks
27:17 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8079351296/h80A7AA6B/
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> how did u read it
28:00 <Lumeah> it was on fb
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> i couldnt enlarge it so i deleted it n put ^ that one up wahahaha
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> wish Picard was here so I could get enlarged
28:00 <Lumeah> i usedd the + - for the web page made it bigger
28:32 <Reptile> ;P
28:34 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10171112_10152415243942760_6537265413611233253_n.jpg
28:36 <PandasDontDrive> lmaaaaoo
28:45 <TheTiggier> what's with japan making box cars
28:57 <TheTiggier> http://i.imgur.com/j5i7O.jpg
29:00 <Lumeah> zoom
29:01 <TheTiggier> or wherever
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> singin my life wit his wooorrds
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think ashlee is on da plane
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz her fone is off
30:21 <PandasDontDrive> wtf is with japan anyway
30:52 <PandasDontDrive> hunting whales cause they have big dicks and japs have tiny dicks
30:56 <Reptile> lo
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i reckon simba called her n did this!
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i couldnt say goodbye :(
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> he is so dead, I'm gettin The Marshmellow Gang and we gon holla at dat nigga!
31:00 <Lumeah> lol
31:00 <Lumeah> i like advernture time
31:40 <Reptile> reminds me of an episode of southpark
31:59 <TheTiggier> http://i.imgur.com/fI7Mu.jpg
32:00 <TheTiggier> wtf
32:05 Join: Nikky` ([email protected]) to #melbourne
32:07 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Nikky`
32:12 <PandasDontDrive> http://static-fhg.met-art.com/media/4728EDBA6A01DCF4056B36E2E5E6E3D3/w_BF5AC57DBA4212A43985CE74E100EF5F.jpg
32:21 <PandasDontDrive> what if she pooped just as this pic was taken ^
32:31 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdv0gmxwx01qmbz88o1_500.png
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> SAME
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'M ALL ABOUT TIME ADVENTURING
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> and swords
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> check out my fb ;)
33:00 <Lumeah> i did dude
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34:10 <PandasDontDrive> is that like a bug leg
34:12 <PandasDontDrive> or something
34:13 <Reptile> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9Q2IDyC-Tw
34:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: South Park - Whale Whores Full episode (Apr 8, 2014) 20:22 - Category: Comedy - 2,235 views - 22 likes (95.7%), 1 dislikes (4.3%)
34:28 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAHAHAHA
34:32 <PandasDontDrive> ace shit
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> COOL DOOD
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> let's throw a bachelorette party
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> and dress up in hello kitty stuffs
36:00 <Sponge> sorry to hear htat PandasDontDrive. Could this be your mother's last birthday?
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> AND GET STRIPPPEEERS!
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf?
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> the fuck did you just type?
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36:27 <Reptile> i love this song --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzL0_IodEvg
36:28 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Meshuggah - Pitch Black - Official ☣ (Mar 3, 2013) 5:54 - Category: Music - 26,948 views - 207 likes (97.6%), 5 dislikes (2.4%)
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> you push for this arse fucking and you're going to get it.
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
37:00 <Lumeah> male strippers ?
37:20 <PandasDontDrive> always wondered why they spell Meshuggah that way
37:38 <ooomp> Crap song
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's like the bar and the donkey joke, I just want to pull mine out to make them cry :P
38:24 <JimmyJack> seed from a thousand junkies drips down from Lumeah's chin
38:29 Join: Fiona ([email protected]) to #melbourne
38:34 <PandasDontDrive> here we go
38:45 Nick: JimmyJack is now known as Loof
39:00 <TheRiddler> donkey show
39:02 <Reptile> or this one --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U22B6BWq2o8
39:03 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Meshuggah - Swarm - Official ☣ (Mar 3, 2013) 5:29 - Category: Music - 808 views - 2 likes (66.7%), 1 dislikes (33.3%)
39:51 <PandasDontDrive> my fav song is ooomp - why isnt ur top off in this pic
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39:53 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
40:00 <Lumeah> lol
40:07 <Loof> ewww the thought of ooomp topless
40:10 <Loof> gonna barf
40:25 <ooomp> I agree
40:34 <couleurs> me 2
40:34 <ooomp> Its pretty disgusting Loof
40:36 <Loof> i'd rather see a homeless old granny eat vomit with her vagina
40:52 <Loof> think that would be more of a turn on
40:53 <PandasDontDrive> sogf
40:55 <PandasDontDrive> sif*
40:58 <PandasDontDrive> she's hot
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno the joke riddler?
41:34 <Loof> she voted abbott
41:38 <Loof> sif hot
41:55 <PandasDontDrive> what's that got to do with anything
42:00 <TheRiddler> ps3 n ps4 now have foxtel
42:00 <Pieter> Yeh hes right here
42:08 <Reptile> wat u talkin about?
42:18 <PandasDontDrive> people in america vote for candidates based only on their religion
42:24 <PandasDontDrive> talkin bout how hot ooomp is
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> sick
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea
43:00 <Pieter> Lochness
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> on xbox its like 10 bucks a month
43:00 <TheRiddler> I dont remember
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> for normal foxtel shit
43:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait for xbox one to run direct x 12!
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> finally got my kinect replacement tonight
43:00 <ness> yo
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> nessi
43:00 <Pieter> Dodo
43:19 <Loof> it's scientifically proven that abbott voters aren't hot
43:30 <Loof> :P
43:42 <ooomp> Its scientifically proven you're a retard
43:46 <ooomp> :P
43:56 <PandasDontDrive> i'd have voted for abbott
43:56 <couleurs> :)
44:00 <SexParlour> chink
44:04 <PandasDontDrive> who was the other person again?
44:10 <PandasDontDrive> rudd?
44:22 <Loof> abbott voters dont believe in the truth, so the photoshop all their photos
44:22 <PandasDontDrive> that fucking white chinese dude
44:31 <PandasDontDrive> what truth?
44:34 <Loof> eryone knows that
44:41 <TheTiggier> both are bad
44:41 <PandasDontDrive> you may aswell vote for anybody
44:51 <PandasDontDrive> they dont actually do any good
45:00 <TheRiddler> does ness like donkey shows? :p
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> somethin wrong with chinks?
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha riddlez
45:31 <PandasDontDrive> if ooomp had a tat of tony abbott on her ass id still think shes hot
45:34 <PandasDontDrive> *vomit*
45:35 <TheTiggier> labour for false comitments before the election
45:47 <PandasDontDrive> they all do that
45:55 <Reptile> abbott is a dick
46:00 <ness> TheRiddler you're the only donkey here
46:00 <TheRiddler> heehaw
46:04 <PandasDontDrive> they're all dicks
46:08 <TheTiggier> libs for everything else
46:23 <Loof> abbott voting bogan women are 97% more likely to have a stinky vagina
47:02 <Loof> ooomp's vag smells like a fishing trawler on a good day
47:08 <Reptile> interesting fact
47:29 <ooomp> That's correct
47:30 <PandasDontDrive> k i wish i didnt bring her up now
47:36 <PandasDontDrive> cause thats yuck
47:40 <ooomp> Loof you know me too well
47:53 <PandasDontDrive> but i imagine it smells of strawberry syrup
48:23 <Loof> you can smell where ooomp has sat down for a month afterwards
48:26 <PandasDontDrive> my head smells like pancakes
48:28 <Mew> thats period blood
48:50 <ooomp> Meewwwwww :)
49:00 <Mew> menstruawberry
49:10 <Mew> oooooooomp
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> ride him like a pony ness
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> :D :D XD
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> *turns on web cam*
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> NOOOAAWWW
50:25 Join: Bond^Girl ([email protected]) to #melbourne
50:26 * Lumeah * chunders * all over the channel
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
52:00 <Sponge> glad to hear that PandasDontDrive
52:05 <Liinda> oh shit forgot i logged in
52:05 Quit: Loof ([email protected]) Quit: Ciao
52:14 <Mew> theres not enough people in here to hold all your hair back Lumeah
52:22 <Lumeah> lol
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> thanks
53:44 <xm> not even piet's ego could
54:00 <ness> lol
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> so what 
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> you still pushing for that arse fucking? Sponge.
54:00 <ness> what the?
54:27 <Reptile> i dont know any good movies 2 watch
54:42 <Zade> is none
54:45 <xm> what was the last one you liked?
54:58 <partay> Mew do you like taco?
54:59 <Mew> stealing harvard
55:01 <TheTiggier> does bond mean bondage Bond^Girl?
55:11 <TheTiggier> :p
55:15 <Mew> i like food taco
55:22 <Mew> not muff taco
55:25 <couleurs> i voted 4 ooomp
55:47 <TheTiggier> I voted for sex party
56:00 <Amish> Sponge is beautiful.
56:03 * Excessive sits down with spliff n coffee
56:04 <xm> i drew my own box and voted [1] xm
56:04 <ooomp> Most people don't
56:22 <PandasDontDrive> lol xm
56:36 <PandasDontDrive> im never ever voting
56:43 <PandasDontDrive> i dont know why you dummies do
56:45 <xm> i pretty much dont vote anyway
56:53 <xm> im also in a safe liberal seat
56:54 <PandasDontDrive> lol
58:49 <Zade> mine is just a seat from freedom furniture
00:17 <xm> you should be able to get out of voting. just write them a letter explaining yourself in the same style you talk here
00:17 <Liinda> couleurs!!
00:30 <Liinda> hai Excessive
00:34 <Liinda> hai panadols
00:34 <TheTiggier> hook in couleurs
00:36 <TheTiggier> lol
00:36 <couleurs> hi Liinda !
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck you simba im downloading the hangover part three weather i chemist u not!
01:04 <Excessive> oh Liinda lushcious ............. haiiiiiiiiiiiii :)
01:08 <PandasDontDrive> yer
01:08 <couleurs> hi tiggier what are you doing here...
01:36 <PandasDontDrive> compuls voting is bs
01:48 <PandasDontDrive> linas <3
01:59 <PandasDontDrive> mmmmmmmmmm linas
02:09 <PandasDontDrive> she smells yum as gummy bears
02:17 <TheTiggier> trying to get a girl :p
02:26 <TheTiggier> jokes
02:30 <PandasDontDrive> lol
02:48 <PandasDontDrive> girls r trouble
03:35 <Liinda> women are better *nods*
03:37 <Liinda> :P
03:46 <Nikky`> women are
03:48 <Nikky`> Liinda <3
04:13 <Liinda> Nikky` <3 how u been??
04:27 <Nikky`> Been good, you?
04:34 <Zade> hello Nikky`
04:38 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Quit: We put the IRC in cIRCus!
04:48 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
05:00 <Zade> whats happening Nikky`?
05:09 <Nikky`> Not a lot.. you?
05:13 <Zade> nowt
05:23 <Zade> sick of winter
05:31 <Nikky`> tis a lil cold
05:31 <PandasDontDrive> women can be better when they have accomplished everything that men have accomplished over the last say.. 4 thousand years
05:40 <Nikky`> pfft
05:53 <Liinda> Yeah been good too, just trying to kick this cold in the ass.
05:59 <Zade> but not enoguh snow go to skiing
06:01 <couleurs> pics
07:00 <Defunct> ... This my dionysian world of the eternally self-creating. The eternally self-destroying
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> speak of the devil
07:11 <Zade> of me skiing or naked couleurs?
07:39 <PandasDontDrive> of u naked
07:43 <couleurs> no Liinda's cold in the ass
07:51 <Liinda> kicking the cold IN THE ASS
08:00 <couleurs> oh ok
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> Defunct, that's almost Velvet Acid Christ
08:00 <Mew> mmmm dijon
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> djon over American Mustard?
08:09 <couleurs> 4 got how 2 read
08:10 <PandasDontDrive> you got a cold up ur ass
08:14 <PandasDontDrive> weirdo
08:57 <TheTiggier> lol
09:00 <Mew> pls dont pm me 
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ..
09:00 <Mew> i asked nicely
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> I am trying, to make sure we don't have any further problems
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> after what happened last week
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> because of you.
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> So asking nicely is what I am doing.
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> Okay here is how it is
10:00 <Mew> last time you pmd me it was murder threats and pedophile stuff
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> I get anymore pms from randoms abusing me about being a paedophile
10:00 <Mew> so pls dont lol
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm going to asd
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> getting you banned from here.
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> as in austnet.
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> got it?
10:11 <TheTiggier> speaking of I've been meaning to get a onesie
10:22 <Liinda> no i want to kick the cold in it
10:24 <Liinda> s ass
10:29 <Liinda> BANG!
10:30 <couleurs> batman or spiderman 1
10:30 <TheTiggier> a giraffe 1
10:32 <TheTiggier> lol
10:35 <couleurs> dammit
10:46 <PandasDontDrive> onesie"?
10:57 <Liinda> omg u dont know what a onesie is?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> Hope you get it.
11:00 <Lumeah> nope
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> had three today!
11:00 <Mew> i see youre having a mental health night
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
11:04 <TheTiggier> then I'm doing a dancing and singing vid in it for faux
11:04 <Liinda> WHO ARE YOU
11:05 <TheTiggier> lol
11:17 <PandasDontDrive> new spiderman is stupid
11:21 <Zade> onesie, they are very popular amongst the window lickers
11:24 <PandasDontDrive> doesnt even shoot web
11:24 <TheTiggier> is not
11:31 <PandasDontDrive> may aswell be called bug man
11:33 <PandasDontDrive> ant man
11:36 <TheTiggier> you never read the comics
11:46 <TheTiggier> it's based on
11:51 <PandasDontDrive> i dont like the new spider-man
11:54 <PandasDontDrive> it's stupid
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> Look, I know you read what I typed, so be a nice, cordial individual, and stop talking shit about me that has randoms pming me calling me a paedophile etc. Okay Mew?
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> deal?
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> Jesus, that Pirate couldn't even drive nails into snow, he's that ignorant.
12:00 <Mew> i was being nice i said pls dont pm me lol
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12:07 <PandasDontDrive> this whole tech thing is gay
12:13 <TheTiggier> it follows the comics closely
12:21 <PandasDontDrive> not what im saying
12:41 <PandasDontDrive> he was bitten by a spider so he can climb walls
12:48 <PandasDontDrive> cool, not
13:00 <TheTiggier> and the new spider-man is not a emo idiot
13:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> ive actually written an app in Java that charts PandasDontDrive typing outbursts. he has been rather outbursty today -- if this were the housing market market analysts would start saying THE BUBBLE IS GOING TO BURST AT ANY MOMENT!!!
13:00 <Mew> then u went mental
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have anymore pms
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> harrassing me, calling me a paedophile
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> and about Jamie
13:00 <Mew> its not my fault youre a pedo
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm asd str8 away
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> babow! ^ ty
13:00 <Lumeah> people suck
13:22 <PandasDontDrive> he was emo for like five seconds in the third film
13:30 <TheTiggier> you forgot the superhuman strength and shit
13:47 <Liinda> yeah, the shit especially
13:51 <PandasDontDrive> yer because spiders have superspider strength
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13:56 <TheTiggier> also spider-man was always a wise cracker
13:58 <Lumeah> lol
14:07 <Liinda> spideypiggggg
14:13 <PandasDontDrive> and spiders can perform awesome Parkour moves
14:26 <PandasDontDrive> does whatever a spiderpig does!
14:27 <TheTiggier> the actor is much better
14:32 <Liinda> hehe
14:42 <Liinda> i dont like any of those kind of movies to be honest
14:47 <couleurs> me 2
14:50 <Zade> same
14:51 <PandasDontDrive> garfield?
14:57 <PandasDontDrive> he does not have the range toby has
15:00 <TwEEk> so do vacuums
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> TwEEk!!!!!!!!!!!
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> Scary Movie vacuums
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got that on dvd but the region isnt right so wont play :(
15:09 <TheTiggier> the movies are becoming like what fans wanted it to be
15:22 <couleurs> garfield the cat is spider man ?
15:31 <PandasDontDrive> fans are shit
15:40 <couleurs> HueHueHue
15:47 <PandasDontDrive> you've got to let the writers and directors be creative
15:52 <PandasDontDrive> look at the dark knight movies
15:54 <PandasDontDrive> they're brilliant
16:00 <Mew> region free dvd players are $20 
16:00 <Mew> at big dubz
16:03 <TheTiggier> they're good
16:03 <PandasDontDrive> and nothing to do with fans
16:08 <PandasDontDrive> because fans ruin shit
16:14 <PandasDontDrive> fans cant get over shit
16:22 <TheTiggier> but not great
16:28 <PandasDontDrive> like ppl that go on n on about star trek the next generation
16:37 <PandasDontDrive> when voyager was so much better
16:45 <TheTiggier> have you seen the 2nd moive?
16:56 <PandasDontDrive> nah not yet
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> wont see it at the cinema
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt know that
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> doesnt work in 360 xbox 1 or my dvd player
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> I shall have to rob Big Dubberyew
17:11 <TheTiggier> it's much better than you think
17:15 <Reptile> ive seen everything
17:17 <PandasDontDrive> prob goin to movies with mum on her bday tho
17:23 <TheTiggier> the first movie was average
17:24 <Reptile> anyone seen winter soldier?
17:35 <PandasDontDrive> yeah i want to see amazing spider man 2 it does look great
17:40 <PandasDontDrive> and i liked the first one
17:43 <Zade> so what else do you recommend margaret and david?
17:43 <couleurs> ferris bueller!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:49 <PandasDontDrive> i just wish he shot web from his wrist
17:56 <PandasDontDrive> not from a gadget
17:57 <TheTiggier> the 2nd movie is good
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> and
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> *waits*
18:00 <partay> i mean memory bank
18:00 <Mew> pls dont /notice me pandas
18:00 <Excessive> naaaaaaaaaaaaaaain eiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
18:13 <PandasDontDrive> The Grand Budapest Hotel
18:23 <PandasDontDrive> best Wes Anderson film yet
18:31 <Reptile> i wonder if they ever gonna bring out another bond
18:48 <TheTiggier> winter soldier is the best superhero movie atm
19:00 <Excessive> I mite go across to the shops n get some drinks still
19:00 <Mew> maaaaammories, all alone in the mooooonlight
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> please stop telling people that I am a paedphile
19:06 <TheTiggier> they'll always make bond movies
19:18 <couleurs> i'm a bond movie
19:23 <PandasDontDrive> im over superhero movies
19:45 <PandasDontDrive> captain america lol
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> and that I bashed a chick called jaime resulting in her being taken away in an ambulance
20:00 <TwEEk> PandasDontDrive!!!!!
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> though you've already said it cant be the same Jamiee
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo bro!!!!!
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> sarppnen?
20:00 <Mew> you said you want to stick your dick in a 1yrld 
20:00 <partay> Mew im about to notice you 
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> you can say I said what-ever you want to say I said, what I said
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> it don't mean nothing
20:08 <Reptile> who is the villian in amazing spiderman 2?
20:12 <Reptile> that blue dude ey
20:15 <PandasDontDrive> electro
20:25 <TheTiggier> electro and green goblin
20:35 <PandasDontDrive> jamie foxx, the worst african american actor ever
20:39 <PandasDontDrive> since jamie foxx
20:54 <Reptile> lol
20:58 <TheTiggier> jamie foxx is good in the movie
21:00 <Mew> okay partay
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> I've got your logs dude
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> I've got what you said b4
21:00 <Mew> go on then
21:00 <Amish> when PandasDontDrive gets to court he will just say he was writing his latest short seller about a deranged IRC user with perverted fantasies and just wanted someone's feedback
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> well let people finish dinner and shit Ellie Mac
21:00 <Mew> LOL
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> like
21:00 <Mew> i dont think anyone minds
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> why the fuck did you go around posting ashlees picture for?
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> so guys pmed me asking to fuck her
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ???
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21:06 <PandasDontDrive> yeah thanks to cgi
21:11 <couleurs> he was only good in django
21:15 <PandasDontDrive> i like the guy playing Harry
21:16 <Reptile> true lies
21:22 <TheTiggier> even before the cgi
21:49 <TheTiggier> he plays are spidey obsessed scientist
21:57 <TheTiggier> *a
22:00 <Mew> anyone mind if pandas pastes my logs?
22:00 <partay> kgo
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew, no dude here, inna right mind, gives a shit about you
22:00 <Amish> PandasDontDrive is a very predictable guy
22:00 <Amish> seen a rant, seen them all
22:00 <partay> PandasDontDrive go
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> TwEEk what u doin tonight dude
22:00 <Mew> paste em
22:00 <Mew> no one minds
22:06 <TheTiggier> lol
22:06 <PandasDontDrive> ive hated him ever since Any Given Sunday
22:06 <Liinda> is ferris bueller on
22:08 <Liinda> ???
22:23 <couleurs> no Liinda, just mentioning our favourite movie
22:27 <PandasDontDrive> just like the last spidey obsessed scientist
22:32 <Liinda> oh, bugger :(
22:34 <Liinda> i love that movie
22:36 <PandasDontDrive> wow they really went a step further this movie
22:42 <couleurs> told u
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22:58 <TheTiggier> no I mean spider-man obsessed
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> No one mind, could solve your issues. Ellie.\
23:01 <Reptile> i know venom was in the last one
23:09 <TheTiggier> he has a wall of just spider-man stuff
23:42 <PandasDontDrive> what a homo
23:46 <Reptile> who?
23:53 <TheTiggier> anyways just see the movie
24:00 <Amish> i would love to see these authentic logs on Mew... hang on a minute she never says uno, fkn bro and brb smoko
24:00 <Mew> uno
24:02 <TheTiggier> grab a shakeycam torrent
24:15 <PandasDontDrive> ill see it when its on tv
24:40 <couleurs> i'll see it never like all the other spider mens
24:57 <PandasDontDrive> lol
25:00 <Mew> its lots of fun
25:00 <Mew> uno
25:00 <Amish> sex is a game of...uno
25:00 <Mew> its number 1
25:00 <Mew> pandas are u pasting them or creating them?
26:00 <partay> Mew have you been cybersexing PandasDontDrive?
26:00 <Mew> i just threw up in my mouth
26:00 <Amish> cyberpregnancy
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26:08 <TheTiggier> on tv?
26:22 <TheTiggier> like dvd or foxtel demand?
26:25 Quit: ooomp ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
26:32 <TheTiggier> or youtube tv
27:00 <Mew> im on cybercontraceptives
27:00 <Amish> cyberplacebos
27:42 Join: JimmyJack ([email protected]) to #melbourne
27:47 <Reptile> stop talking shit
27:49 <couleurs> boobtube tv
28:00 <Amish> 3
28:00 <Amish> 2
28:00 <Amish> 1
28:00 <Amish> still waiting PandasDontDrive 
29:05 Nick: Liinda is now known as Liinda|away
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31:18 <PandasDontDrive> nah
31:31 <PandasDontDrive> i dont rent movies ever since civic video moved
33:02 <Reptile> they got those dvd stations now
33:47 <Liinda|away> they have this thing called the internet too :P
33:50 <couleurs> they got the internet now
33:54 Nick: Liinda|away is now known as Liida
33:58 Nick: Liida is now known as Liinda
33:58 <couleurs> wowwww
34:03 <Liinda> lol couleurs
34:12 <couleurs> Double Bourne
34:29 Nick: Traveller83 is now known as Im-Wandering
34:30 <PandasDontDrive> yea but sif watch movies on computer
34:40 <Liinda> no but u download them :P
34:40 <Reptile> whats good at movies at the moment anyway?
34:40 <PandasDontDrive> ive watched a couple on the laptop here and its so lame
34:41 <Excessive> is it like a crazy ppl's place Liinda? :P
34:47 <Reptile> i went and seen noah
34:51 <PandasDontDrive> n if u dl the wrong file type
34:55 <Liinda> yeah Excessive, its cray cray
34:59 <PandasDontDrive> u gotta fuck arounod changing it
35:09 <Liinda> ive never downloaded a bad one
35:23 <JimmyJack> i liked wolf creek 2
35:32 <couleurs> they have media players now 2
35:34 <JimmyJack> couleurs wouldn't though cause he's a fag
35:36 <Liinda> lol
35:45 <Liinda> couleurs wasn't a fag last night :P
35:59 <TheTiggier> there's no excuse
36:07 <TheTiggier> smart tvs have youtube
36:08 <JimmyJack> i pretend to be a fag, couleurs pretends not to be
36:14 Nick: JimmyJack is now known as Loof
36:17 <Reptile> i weouldnt mind going to see spiderman
36:26 <couleurs> thank u
36:27 <Liinda> LOOOOFIE
36:36 <Liinda> had anyonoe seen the lego movie
36:40 <Liinda> *has
36:48 <TheTiggier> everyone has
36:50 <Reptile> what about robocop?
36:59 <TheTiggier> robocop is crap
37:15 <Liinda> is it good?
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37:22 <Loof> just check imdb
37:26 <Liinda> the old robocop is good
37:30 <Reptile> meh
37:31 <Loof> they're right most of the time i find
37:35 <Liinda> i want opinions from you guys
37:39 <Liinda> you rekon>
37:41 <Reptile> old rambo is good
37:42 <Liinda> *reckon
37:46 <TheTiggier> lego movie movie of the year
37:49 <TheTiggier> hands down
37:55 <TheTiggier> it's so good
37:59 <Maurice> I enjoyed the lego movie
38:00 <Excessive> well ..............
38:00 <Excessive> I have drinks
38:01 <Reptile> fuckin awesome movie
38:05 <Maurice> But be warned
38:09 <Maurice> The song gets stuck in your head
38:13 <Liinda> thats what i said about mothans prophecy only because i thought it was the worst ive ever seen and wanted other ppl to experience what i did
38:22 <Liinda> oooh
39:12 <TheTiggier> it's seriously 1 of those movies that's just all about fun
39:12 <Loof> couleurs likes the sound of music, espcecially the part where she smells flowers
39:18 <Loof> it makes him feel all pretty
39:27 <Loof> often he watches it in his mothers undies
39:31 <TheTiggier> it's like the creators had a blast
40:13 <PandasDontDrive> lego movie looks so fun
40:25 <Lumeah> it is
40:27 <Lumeah> go see it
40:27 <PandasDontDrive> since im a legomation fan of Keshen8's
40:33 <PandasDontDrive> naw
40:36 <TheTiggier> my favourite is the wizard
40:39 <Sponge> lego movie is on piratebay
40:40 <PandasDontDrive> cbf
40:42 <Reptile> have u seen sly in those movies rocky etc
40:48 <Sponge> i can excusively reveal that tonight
40:54 <PandasDontDrive> lego movie just rips of legomation people like Keshen8
41:06 <TheTiggier> no it doesn't
41:07 <Sponge> legomation was made by australians in australia
41:10 <TheTiggier> does no such thing
41:11 <PandasDontDrive> yes it does
41:12 <Sponge> and entirely australian production
41:17 <Sponge> we are proud lego making austraians
41:19 <Reptile> especially dolph ludgren they used hardcore steroids back then ey
41:27 <Loof> that would be interesting if i was 5
42:02 <PandasDontDrive> legomation comedy is so popular they made a movie based on it
42:05 <couleurs> i'm a pirate
42:20 <Liinda> legos fucking hurt if you stepon one
42:49 <Sponge> Liinda in australia there is no plural of lego
42:54 <Sponge> one lego m, many lego
42:57 <Sponge> that's an american thing
43:08 <Sponge> please don''t destroy our fine australian culture
43:23 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQEmaj9C6ko
43:24 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boards of Canada - Everything You Do is a Balloon (Jan 27, 2008) 7:01 - Category: Music - 4,210,235 views - 27,130 likes (98.5%), 409 dislikes (1.5%)
43:26 <PandasDontDrive> what culture?
43:26 <Liinda> im wog, i tur everything into plurals :P
43:29 <couleurs> u bloodey rippa
43:38 <Liinda> omgs
43:38 <PandasDontDrive> especially breast
43:41 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
43:44 <Liinda> hahaha
43:49 <PandasDontDrive> lols
43:51 Join: beehhh ([email protected]) to #melbourne
43:55 <Liinda> beehhh
43:59 <beehhh> aggresive brain tumor
44:00 <Excessive> does neone have the link to that butt hurt form still? .......... I think I wannah rip it orff n edit it out n shit and make my own version of it or somethin
44:04 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
44:04 <beehhh> hi mamma
44:08 <PandasDontDrive> lol
44:10 <Sponge> i'm sorry to hear that beehhh
44:19 <beehhh> it's ok didnt happen yesterday
44:35 <Liinda> who has a tumour
44:43 <beehhh> blend nuts n spices together
44:45 <Liinda> arnold says its not a tumour
44:50 <Loof> Everything you do is a balloon <- dont even need to look at that song to tell it's shit and that zade is a fucktard
44:57 Join: ness ([email protected]) to #melbourne
45:00 <Excessive> then I can paste it rex the next time he joins 
45:03 <beehhh> hahaha Liinda ur hilarious
45:09 <Liinda> ;)
45:11 Quit: Loof ([email protected]) Quit: Ciao
45:16 <beehhh> im a fan of adam sandler
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45:39 <Sponge> he's got a neew movie beehhh
45:42 <Sponge> not to be missed
45:51 <Lumeah> i like adam sandler aswell
45:56 <TheTiggier> a new movie every year
45:58 <Liinda> Adam Sandler is awesome
46:00 <Mew> http://pastebin.com/Fsbck0z4
46:01 Part: Reptile ([email protected]) from #melbourne
46:03 <Lumeah> yups
46:04 <TheTiggier> grown ups 2 was good
46:11 <Lumeah> 50 first dates
46:11 Part: Fiona ([email protected]) from #melbourne
46:12 <Liinda> he always has wahtshis name in every movie of his
46:22 <TheTiggier> many of his movies are pretty meh tho
46:23 <Lumeah> yeah his mates
46:24 <Lumeah> lol
46:28 <Liinda> yeh love it
46:45 <TheTiggier> steve bushini?
46:50 <Lumeah> they all have messaages
46:50 <TheTiggier> or whoever?
47:00 <Excessive> thankin yew
47:00 <Mew> yew welkum
47:00 <Defunct> ... or have you ever experienced a tremendous moment in which you would have answered him 'truely you are a god and I've never heard anyone talk so godly'
47:12 <TheTiggier> buschemi
47:18 <Sponge> adam only has his friends in his movies
47:27 <TheTiggier> -h
47:29 <Sponge> he don't have to work with nobody he don't like
47:34 <Sponge> he's the king of holllywooood
47:46 <Lumeah> good on him
48:41 <beehhh> i might end up in alaska
49:00 <Defunct> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLuW-GBaJ8k
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Richard Strauss - Also Sprach Zarathustra / 2001 Space Odyssey opening theme (Jul 13, 2007) 1:48 - Category: Music - 2,765,823 views - 8,901 likes (98.9%), 103 dislikes (1.1%)
49:29 <beehhh> celery carrot honey and flax seed
49:37 <beehhh> flex
49:39 Nick: Simwolf is now known as Sim`AFK
49:58 * Sim`AFK is away reason: busy
50:51 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1452220_10200561697559540_819187965_n.jpg
51:00 <Mew> D Monz
51:00 <MrMark> boo
51:00 <Mew> i always read that as MarkyMark
51:00 <Defunct> and the funky bunch
51:00 <doctor> McMac
51:10 <couleurs> merry xmas !
51:40 <PandasDontDrive> every adam sandler movie is basically the same
52:00 <Mew> and then im like GOOOD VIIIIBRATIONS
52:00 <Mew> WHOOOOA OH
52:00 <MrMark> word homies
52:00 <Defunct> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eSN8Cwit_s
52:00 <DemonsRun> Mewwwww
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch - Good Vibrations (Jul 23, 2010) 4:32 - Category: Music - 14,136,807 views - 53,711 likes (96.3%), 2,067 dislikes (3.7%)
52:25 <couleurs> adam sandler is the worst
52:42 <PandasDontDrive> he sits doen and he goes hmm how will i get the girl in this movie
52:52 Join: Mew ([email protected]) to #melbourne
52:54 <PandasDontDrive> lets waste millions of dollars so a jew can get a nice caucasian girl in a movie
53:07 <TheTiggier> wb Mew
53:35 <couleurs> and the worst thing is he thinks he's funny
53:45 <Liinda> i like his movies
54:00 <couleurs> :o
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> One day you Devil in Black
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> one.. one.. fine.. freecams day!!
54:00 <LoooLLL-at-PandasDontDrive> Shut up Blackwood
54:07 <TheTiggier> chris rock is funn
54:08 <Liinda> they are predictable but they are still funny
54:08 <TheTiggier> y
54:21 <PandasDontDrive> i like 50 first dates
54:23 <TheTiggier> best comedian
54:31 <Liinda> my fave movie will always be Super troopers
54:40 <PandasDontDrive> srs
54:49 <PandasDontDrive> fav comedy?
54:54 <PandasDontDrive> or all time fav movie
54:56 <TheTiggier> they started on the sequel to super troopers recently
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55:10 <TheTiggier> wb DemonsRun
55:12 <TheTiggier> again
55:21 <DemonsRun> Ty again
55:22 <TheTiggier> we're discussing comedies
55:27 <Mew> meow
55:41 <Liinda> hai DemonsRun
55:44 <TheTiggier> my fav is spaceballs
55:45 <DemonsRun> Hi
56:00 <Defunct> Whenever I witnessed a living creature I witness the will to power. And where servitude and loving glances are there too I witnessed the will to be master - Nietzsche
56:09 <Liinda> lol
56:09 <TheTiggier> such a great spoof movie
56:13 <beehhh> im going to watch amazing spiderman 2morrw
56:20 <PandasDontDrive> but so hated when it came out
56:26 <Mew> mmmm spoof
56:30 <Liinda> lmfao
56:40 <TheTiggier> lol
56:46 <PandasDontDrive> TheTiggier r u a chubby chaser?
56:58 <TheTiggier> uhh
57:02 <TheTiggier> depends
57:05 <partay> Mew youre all talk
57:17 <DemonsRun> Mew: You horny bitch lol
57:24 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg mew
57:30 <Mew> he said spoof!
57:53 <TheTiggier> whether they're cute n what not
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahem?
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> ty stebie
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
58:12 <DemonsRun> beehhh: No one wants to see your butt fucking ugly ass face
58:27 <partay> beehhh do you have down syndrome ?
58:42 <beehhh> i had 10lts of wine before taken that
58:45 * ^pilot^ yawns
59:00 <Defunct> - A living thing seeks above all to discharge its strength , life itself is will to power; self-preservation is only one of the indirect and most frequent consequence of this will
59:09 <beehhh> now going thru a detox
59:14 <DemonsRun> That's it
59:15 <Mew> you dont look dead
59:20 <Mew> but you should be
59:23 <DemonsRun> Putting every retard on ignore
59:30 <beehhh> ty dexter
59:53 <partay> beehhh you also take immense amounts of shit
00:00 <partay> talk*
00:00 <Defunct> - Nietzsche
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta pee
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> so so so so bad
00:17 <beehhh> http://oi61.tinypic.com/5ck175.jpg
00:32 <beehhh> i have man boobs
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah not that bad.
01:02 <Mew> mewbs
01:29 <DemonsRun> Ima call him
01:32 <DemonsRun> The taxi driver
01:46 <partay> 10lts of wine = 84 glasses of wine... I call total and utter shit
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02:17 <DemonsRun> partay: He never said he drank it
02:25 <partay> Mew bewbs k go
02:27 <DemonsRun> Too stupid to know how to use a cup
02:31 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
02:36 <Mew> beehhh stop making everyone leave
03:06 <Liinda> happy belated birthday beehhh
03:42 <partay> lol
04:58 <TheTiggier> http://i.imgur.com/wa94B.jpg
05:22 <Mew> nice
05:38 <Mew> perf boobies
06:03 <TheTiggier> lol
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06:58 <PandasDontDrive> not bad
07:17 <PandasDontDrive> but not perky, just rounod
07:21 <PandasDontDrive> round*
08:00 <Bonny> yo
08:00 <Excessive> \o.
08:00 <Bonny> hai
08:00 <Excessive> ohaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
08:45 <couleurs> that's a big toilet
09:00 <Bonny> lol
09:00 <Bonny> what's up?
09:46 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b LoooLLL-at-PandasDontDrive!*@*
10:00 <Excessive> drinkin atm .......... n smokin ........... bein merry n stuffs ......... u?
10:00 <Bonny> all on your lonesome?
10:00 <Bonny> I'm fine thanks.. :)
10:00 <Sponge> I need to become an aboriginal
10:00 <Bonny> lol
10:00 <Sponge> anyone tried  that scam?
10:00 <Bonny> easy.. just type /nick aboriginal
11:00 <Scattered> yeah Sponge
11:00 <Bonny> you can be anything you like on here
11:00 <Scattered> works great
11:00 <Excessive> not necessarily on my lonesome
11:00 <Bonny> k Excessive you have friends over?
12:00 <Excessive> I have friends all around meh :P
12:00 <Bonny> uhuh
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16:27 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFeCqq5zmPk
16:29 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Northeast Party House // The Haunted (Mar 15, 2014) 4:09 - Category: Music - 9,967 views - 73 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
18:52 <TheTiggier> http://i.imgur.com/y2Fwb.jpg
19:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/v/t1.0-9/998867_10201134489998993_1030265005_n.jpg?oh=9cc3da56e07fc9817eb7b2e6ae1ebd11&oe=53DE6912&__gda__=1406436703_485d018648744324e0f60b1073e69529
19:58 <TheTiggier> http://i.imgur.com/Ba6gr.jpg
20:21 <beehhh> TheTiggier is that a pic of DemonsRun
20:54 <TheTiggier> no
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22:20 <doctor> what are those things?
22:41 <couleurs> broobs!!!!!!!
23:22 <doctor> they are descusting. remove them from here immediately!
23:30 <TheTiggier> http://i.imgur.com/ERlkp.jpg
23:36 <TheTiggier> lol the asian in the back
24:24 Quit: Pieter ([email protected]) EOF from client
25:00 <doctor> I'm a heaps cool dude
25:00 <Mew> damn straight
26:14 <TheTiggier> http://i.imgur.com/M5t1h.jpg
26:56 <doctor> ENOUGHT! for the love of god, enought
27:40 <doctor> you win this battle, who ever you are, but the war isn't over...
28:08 <beehhh> troy buswell was jinxed(spkied) at a rsl club only i figured it out
28:08 <beehhh> btw u & I doc
28:29 <beehhh> Greens are aggresive in WA
28:39 <doctor> I've got good ol' troy in my back pocket
29:16 <doctor> No need to worry about those Greens, they're their own worst enemies
31:11 <beehhh> they will be in power soon
31:46 <couleurs> eat your greenz n beenz
31:47 <doctor> They're the kind who only seem to do any good when they're not in power
32:33 <beehhh> this agent i come across only reps tassie dont reps darwin
33:00 <Pieter> Tradie43: you killed the pink batts scheme @!!
33:00 <doctor> Mew's heaps cool too, but not a dude like me
34:16 <beehhh> bbblblblblblb
34:39 <beehhh> who lives in hobart?
35:08 <doctor> you're bbl, beehhh. Piss off for an hour or two
35:28 <couleurs> thank u
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48:00 <Pieter> doctor: I wanna be cool too :()
48:00 <Pieter> :((
50:00 <Pieter> Excitement !
50:00 <Pieter> Nite Peoples:)
59:00 <unimportant> hotstud must be the most popular nick on any irc netowrk
00:00 <DemonsRun> Haven't seen it before
00:00 <unimportant> I swear I see it everytime
00:00 <stebie> it's a sign...
01:00 <unimportant> It's more like a name
01:00 <stebie> no, it's a sign
01:00 <unimportant> No, It's a nickname
01:40 <couleurs> and stay out
02:35 <doctor> shhh! don't interrupt the peace
02:53 <couleurs> :~)
04:00 <Excessive> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoffa
04:05 <couleurs> teh gerl with teh dragen tratttroo
05:50 <Liinda> gonna try and sleep now that my nose hasn't completely blocked lol
06:29 <Excessive> niiiiiiiiiiiiiiite <3
06:48 <couleurs> ok Liinda miss u already
06:53 <Liinda> night Excessive <3
07:00 <stebie> sign
07:01 <Liinda> couleurs come tuck me in
07:07 <Liinda> and read me a bed time storyyyyyyy
07:13 <Liinda> and blow my nose for me
07:15 <couleurs> vicks vapour rub
07:29 <Liinda> yeah gotta do that now actually.
07:46 <couleurs> FrEaKy^FrIDey
09:31 <Liinda> i fink you fweaky an i like u a lot
10:57 <couleurs> funy song
11:05 <Liinda> yeh
11:12 <Liinda> okies, Stop! Sleepy time!
12:46 * Liinda shoves a tissue up her nostril and walks out
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14:27 <ness> hi pieter
14:38 <Pieter> Hi:)
14:41 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Quit: I put the IRC in cIRCus !
15:12 <couleurs> Shut Up, Pieter
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16:00 <unimportant> name
16:00 <unimportant> go on cuntlips, explain how its a sign
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17:00 <Kynetic> tru
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21:00 <realist> unimportant: a sign that you have a confirmation bias towards hotstud
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27:00 <unimportant> nar, i just see it alot
27:00 <unimportant> its common, ive been on and off this thing for 15 years
28:00 <Bonny> Liindaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
28:00 <Liinda> bonnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
29:00 <Excessive> ciao \o.
29:00 <Liinda> ciao Excessive x
29:00 <Loof> going to be drug tested montly now :(
29:00 <Loof> stupid psych
29:00 <rikrickrik> 13 yrs later and names are familiar
30:00 <Liinda> keep taking drugs loof, dontm ake the tests a waste of time
31:00 <Loof> lol surprising response from Liinda
31:00 <Liinda> lol
31:00 <Loof> think she's just saying what i want to hear
31:00 <Loof> to be nice
31:00 <Loof> and avoid confrontation
31:00 <Loof> bless her
31:00 <Liinda> lol nah, was making a joke to make u laff
31:00 <Loof> you're sweet
31:04 <JimmyJack> Pieter the diseased ass stain
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32:00 <Liinda> lol nah, was making a joke to make u laff
32:00 <Liinda> oops
32:00 <Liinda> i try :P
32:09 <couleurs> :)
32:16 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/VOwMw.jpg nsfl
32:41 <JimmyJack> how do you hide your drugs from Pieter? put em under the soap!
32:56 <couleurs> thank u
33:00 <Loof> so i've got a half ounce to get through tonight :D
33:00 <Bonny> can I lick you, Liinda?
33:00 <Loof> to get rid of it
33:00 <Liinda> im feeling so sexy right now...... i am in my ugliest (but warmest n comfiest) clothes, wearing my glasses, i sound congested, i cant breathe thru my nose, i have a tissue stuk up my left nostril and i cant taste the scoth n honey and lemon drink i have made.
33:36 <Zade> how does JimmyJack hide his drugs?... in his wifes ping-pong balls
34:00 <Liinda> *scotch
34:00 <Bonny> lol
34:00 <Bonny> you poor thing
34:00 <Liinda> lol bonny u might get my cold
34:00 <Loof> fuck i was just wondering if i'm coming down with something
34:00 <Bonny> so bed rest for you eh
34:00 <Loof> sore throat and sneezing
34:00 <Loof> might be just starting
34:00 <Bonny> you're not going to the market this sunday are you, Liinda?
34:00 <Liinda> i cant sleep which is why i am here. i ant breathe properly. i cant sleep m=with my mouth open lol
34:00 <Liinda> bonny, prob not, i hope
35:00 <Bonny> you need to take care of yourself.. :)
35:00 <Liinda> loof i had the flu shot on monday and BAM iget sick :(
35:00 <Loof> that's fucked
35:00 <Liinda> yeah ive done an inhalation before, chest rub, tablets, loads of OJ
35:00 <Bonny> good
35:00 <Liinda> i think i was coming down with it before the shot tho.
35:00 <Loof> but makes me kinda happy to hear i'm not the only one with shitty luck, sorry that's selfish and fucked up i know
35:07 <doctor> No thanks, TheRiddler. Kind of you to offer though
35:36 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/MqE2s.jpg
35:44 <TheRiddler> why dont we have this at maccas :(
35:56 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1517640_839013976115755_2105928637532634743_n.jpg
35:58 <PandasDontDrive> ;) lol
35:58 <TheRiddler> strawberry n custard pies
36:00 <Bonny> well the flu shot doesn't manage to take care of all flu strains
36:00 <Bonny> Bastardly_One
36:00 <Liinda> lol nawh loof, just remember, there is lways someone else dealing with shit at the same time asu
36:01 <couleurs> me 2
36:05 <Reptile> whole quart
36:05 <TheRiddler> like them apple pies
36:10 <doctor> What are they?
36:50 <PandasDontDrive> lols
37:00 <Loof> true Liinda
37:00 <Loof> hows work?
37:00 <Liinda> the shit thing is im supposed to be seeing my man tomorrow but i dont want him to get sick :( so might have to see him next week =(
37:00 <Loof> so jelly
37:00 <Bonny> that sucks
38:00 <Liinda> sure does
38:00 <Saemon> holllllaaa
38:00 <Liinda> hai Saemon
38:00 <Loof> hey Saemon :)
38:00 <Bonny> *fart*
38:00 <Saemon> sup Liinda
38:00 <Saemon> sup Bonny
38:00 <Bonny> the sky
38:00 <Saemon> how goes this night?
38:00 <Liinda> it goes cold. freaking freeeeezing
38:00 <Saemon> omg im famished
38:00 <Saemon> im cookin 3 meat pies atm
38:00 <Bonny> I have heating on
38:00 <doctor> I rarely get sick but I don't tend to be around people that much. I guess that's a perk in itself
38:00 <Bonny> and I'm nice and comfy in my pj's with the gown
38:05 <Reptile> nice panda
38:09 <Reptile> so do i
38:54 <Reptile> its like the mcroyale TheRiddler
39:00 <Liinda> heating dries out the air. i'll be in a coughing fit :/ i wish i had my electric blanket. need to pu it on over the weekend
39:00 <Saemon> ive got on a snuggy
39:00 <Liinda> doctor,ur a doctor, thats why
39:00 <Saemon> u need a humidifier lin
39:00 <Saemon> Liinda
39:00 <Liinda> yeah true Saemon
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40:00 <Saemon> or an old trick, put a bowl of water in front of your heater
40:00 <Liinda> yeah thats also a good one
40:00 <Liinda> or just wear thick socks to bed lol
40:03 <Reptile> in india mcdonalds they serve pork instead of beef in theire big macs
40:13 <PandasDontDrive> :P
40:20 <PandasDontDrive> i had the best shower
40:21 <Reptile> and germany i think its bruickweist sausage
40:23 <JimmyJack> and they have curry sodas
40:25 <JimmyJack> in india
40:26 <PandasDontDrive> loufered my whole body
40:28 <PandasDontDrive> cept my ass
41:00 <Saemon> i cant wear cloting when sleeping its way too  uncomfortable
41:00 <Saemon> clothing*
41:00 <Liinda> i wear a singlet and leggings
41:00 <Liinda> i hate clothes that shift when u turn
41:00 <Saemon> i will begin to feel the collar holes of the shirt etc tugging at my body
41:00 <Saemon> yes especially that Liinda
41:31 <Reptile> yuk
42:00 <Bonny> I don't turn
42:00 <Liinda> yeah i get u Saemon. 
42:00 <Bonny> the same way I go to sleep is the same way I will wake up
42:00 <Liinda> depending on how tired i am, i might turn from one side to the other a ouple of times or if i am buggered, i dont move
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42:17 <couleurs> i'm a mcroyal
42:31 <Reptile> havnt u seen pulp fiction
42:35 <JimmyJack> i heard Pieter wants to go to africa to breed his aids with african aids in the hope of making super aids
42:56 <Reptile> mcroyale with cheese
43:00 <Bonny> hehe 
43:00 <Bonny> yeah
43:00 <Loof> when i think about worms i scratch my ass
43:00 <Liinda> do u have wormsm in ur ass loof
43:00 <Bonny> seems like it
43:00 <Loof> something in there
43:00 <Liinda> ur finger?
43:05 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> like the Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt of the STD world?
43:11 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> making the world a better place?
43:13 <JimmyJack> lol
43:46 <Reptile> what have they done to the african world?
44:00 <Loof> not yet
44:00 <Bonny> haemorrhoids
44:00 <Liinda> lol
44:00 <Liinda> maybe some corn is stuck on the sides
44:00 <Bonny> lol
44:00 <Loof> i was thinking of opening my ass up as a sperm bank
44:00 <Loof> franchising it
44:00 <Liinda> woul you be closed on public holidays
44:08 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> in the west we say AIDS came from Africans having sex with monkeys. in Africa they say AIDS came from Pieter having sex with himself
44:18 <JimmyJack> LOL!
44:31 <Reptile> haha
44:40 <Reptile> suck shit pieter
44:48 <Reptile> monkey fuker
45:00 <Loof> no way man
45:00 <Liinda> most banks closed 
45:00 <Loof> open 24/7
45:00 <Liinda> *close
45:00 <Liinda> lol
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46:00 <Liinda> do u have an entry charge?
46:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> what if your sperm collapses
46:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> what if your sperm bank collapses
47:00 <Liinda> he'll have a cup to save it no doubt
47:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> a collapsed ass
47:00 <Bonny> rofl
47:00 <Bonny> lol
47:00 <Bonny> from stretching it too much eh?
47:00 <Loof> yes my ass may well collapse
47:00 <Liinda> he'll use a tampon  to keep it all in there
47:00 <Liinda> 100% sperm guarntee
48:00 <Loof> nice
48:00 <Loof> i'm set
48:00 <Bonny> I wonder what the women used in the caveman era 
48:00 <Liinda> ive now become ur manager/marketer
48:00 <Loof> sweet as!
48:00 <Loof> we're gonna be so loaded
48:00 <Liinda> i wonder hey Bonny... prob just kept wiping i guess? ew
48:00 <Loof> with cum
48:00 <Bonny> yeah it is ewwwwwwwww
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48:07 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWmBcJRxrrA
48:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mike Oldfield- Moonlight Shadow full version (Dec 14, 2009) 5:16 - Category: Entertainment - 137,285 views - 593 likes (99.2%), 5 dislikes (0.8%)
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49:00 <Liinda> cumCaSh
49:00 <Bonny> lol
49:00 <Liinda> cumCa$h
49:00 <Loof> Liinda always takes it too far
49:00 <Loof> :P
49:00 <Liinda> lol
49:00 <Loof> <3
49:00 <Bonny> if you can't handle it, don't say it
50:00 <Loof> funny bitches be on tonight
50:00 <Liinda> Introducing Loofies Ass Sperm Bank, you fuck it, we bank it, with our 100% collapse free ass guarantee.
50:00 <Liinda> *conditionas apply.
50:00 <Loof> LOL!
50:00 <Bonny> lol
50:04 <Reptile> what yall up 2 tomorrow in melb?
51:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Loof's Sperm Bank: More Give, less take.
51:00 <Liinda> Want to make an investment on Loffies Ass? Sign up for the Frequent Bangers Club... Get your very own hand towel with your name embroidered for free.
51:00 <Liinda> lol ProfessorHaroldHorowitz
51:00 <Liinda> i clearly cant type tonight
51:25 <JimmyJack> now that his foot is better after the last attempt, pieter is going dumpster diving pretty much all day
52:00 <Liinda> beeehh would be your #1 customer
52:00 <Loof> in pain here
52:00 <Loof> lol
52:00 <Liinda> hehe
52:00 <Loof> when two penises touch
52:00 <Loof> anything is possible
52:00 <Liinda> sparks happen
52:00 <Loof> yep
52:00 <Liinda> memories captured.
52:08 <JimmyJack> last time he found a big mac in the bin and tried to refund it to mcdonalds saying it was cold
52:16 <JimmyJack> staff gave him a beatdown
52:24 <Reptile> shouldnt really pay out pieter i know its a gay mick but he hasnt really said anything
52:43 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> he is speaking to us through his passive aggression
52:47 <doctor> He's not even here. What bandwagon are you on?
52:50 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> the silent treatment
53:00 <Liinda> Want to savour the Loofness As Moment? For $40 you can have your experience recorded as it happens. Capture the memory.
53:00 <Liinda> *ass
54:00 <Loof> Wonder how many people will be nice enough to give a reacharound
54:00 <Loof> that'd be nice
54:00 <Liinda> Unrelated topic: Did you know, Salt and Vinegar chips help clear a blocked sinus?
54:00 <Loof> thins mmmmmm
54:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Loof's Sperm Bank: Good to the last drop.
55:00 <Liinda> Reacharound Donations is like Superannuation... you contribute and the SuperCum FUnd matches it.
55:00 <Loof> lol
55:19 <Reptile> yes watson
55:34 <couleurs> :)
56:00 <Liinda> ;)
57:00 <Liinda> just thinking... is a reacharound something really only Man +Man would experience/give right?
57:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> How healthy is your super (sperm)?
57:00 <Loof> i'm a virgin
57:00 <Loof> dont kow
58:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
58:00 <Loof> whats a reacharound?
58:00 <Liinda> ur vagina is a virgin
58:00 <Loof> i've never given it
58:00 <Liinda> hai Shadowgate!!!
58:00 <Loof> only taken
58:00 <Shadowgate> hi lol
58:00 <Liinda> thats what im saying...
58:00 <Liinda> if uve taken it... during sex...
59:00 <Liinda> oh hai Doodle
59:00 <Doodle> :o
59:00 <Liinda> lol
59:00 <Doodle> hello
59:00 <Doodle> please, don't let me interrupt
59:00 <Liinda> anyways i wont get technical on this one. i guess it all depends on the definition
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