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00:00 <Saemon> if you are over 35
00:00 <Saemon> u have to move out.
00:00 <simba> Saemon i actually wondered today if you killed yourself
00:00 <simba> have you been okay this week or a bit down
00:00 <Mew> aaaaaaaaand interval! 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, xm, crash and I were just sitting here chatting
00:00 <Saemon> maybe i have killed myself, and this is my ghost on here
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> you go behind my back, like Picard, except he has heart, you butt fuck me saying I bashed Jamie, it's Jamiee Lee btw and her bf is Adam, you wouldn't have heart if it came in a can
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and PieterPanda just came out of nowhere
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1
00:00 <simba> ghosts cant use commas tho
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and seems to be continuing
00:00 <Saemon> yes they can
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> do t defend ellie
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> you know 
00:00 <Saemon> they use telekenisis to type on the keyboard
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll defend whom I like
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> and uno uno u dont know
00:00 <Saemon> its similar to the force
01:00 <Mew> that was the shortest interval ever
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
01:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: My uncle is in his late 40's and still lives with his mother ... because he owns the home and she would have no where to go if she didn't live with him.  It's all about the situation. 
01:00 <Mew> i feel ripped off
01:00 <simba> PandasDontDrive have you noticed how you bring up that beating up a girl thing almost every day and Mew hasnt brought it up since she said it, i think youre the only one letting people know about that story lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew and I have known each other since before I returned to this channel
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> ohwell
01:00 <xm> ive got timestamped logs. i might run some stats based on 'coincidences;
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> at least simba is objective
01:00 <Saemon> Skirmish than obviously thats ok
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't see why that needs to change over some sort of obsessive crush
01:00 <Saemon> Skirmish i was pointing what im saying to ppl like pieter etc
01:00 <Bastardly_One> it's worse than Loof with Pieter
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> well i know just all I need to know
01:00 <Saemon> who are junkies and dont want to move out
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> and it doesnt need to take up time enough to remember that
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> you sad fuck
02:00 <Saemon> but they would be perfectly capable to
02:00 <Saemon> if they got their act together
02:00 <Loof> Bastardly_One i hate pieter with a passion
02:00 <Loof> what's wrong with that?
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> *studying* to recieve more money for centerlink
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> Loof
02:00 <Bastardly_One> it's as obsesive as this 
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude
02:00 <Bastardly_One> is what I am trying to point out
02:00 <Mew> passion is Loofs thang
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> Loofz bro
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One
02:00 <Skirmish> PandasDontDrive thinks "tough love" is when his mother punches him in the face before intercourse.
02:00 <Mew> dont do anything half arsed
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> is doing it for more con sessionz
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Skirmish 
02:00 <Loof> weed sessionz
03:00 <simba> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> not this again ... find a new troll dickhead
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and seriously man child
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a bore
03:00 <Bastardly_One> like no personality whatsoever
03:00 <Bastardly_One> game game game
03:00 <Bastardly_One> blah blah
03:00 <Bastardly_One> game
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew you're a shhh, old shadow in the dark, long forgotten, if cared by, be in Belgiam dude, The Madonna..
03:00 <Bastardly_One> story
03:00 <Loof> can you die from over exercising?
03:00 <Saemon> whos this u talkin about Bastardly_One?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> game game story
04:00 <Skirmish> Have you noticed when we perm ban one artard from this channel another steps into their shoes?  PandasDontDrive reminds me of Shads at the moment with his emotional rants. 
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> you and I talked
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you sucked my irc dick last nite on the subject
04:00 <simba> shads did used to get so emotional
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't take episodes lightly
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ask Loof
04:00 <Saemon> lol we all attacking PandasDontDrive now? cool
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> you will never have a job in Multi Media
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> how fucking hard
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> do you think it fucking is
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so you can stfu anytime you like 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> man child 
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> for my brother to get one
04:00 <Saemon> everyone did you know that PandasDontDrive assaults women?
04:00 <Saemon> ask mew
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> and he has accolades
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> awards
04:00 <DrGore> bahaha
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you really hate being called the child you are
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> you freak
04:00 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive your a pussy mate
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> you talk so much shit
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> I was told
05:00 <DrGore> you're all fucked
05:00 <Saemon> if you think your a real man
05:00 <Skirmish> Shads used to say he was a wealthy music producer .... PandasDontDrive just thinks he's wealthy. 
05:00 <Saemon> why do u hit women for PandasDontDrive?
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> you are doing it for dsp
05:00 <Saemon> fucken pussy
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> for centerlink money
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, how long did it take me to give you ten seconds of my time again?
05:00 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive why do you hit women? 
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> and we had this chat
05:00 <Skirmish> Shads attacks women online because he knows attacking males is far beyond his range of expertise and courage.  PandasDontDrive is the same. 
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you opened up
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he just makes up this shit and goes on and on and on 
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> so don't step backward dude
05:00 <Loof> Bastardly_One you do like to hold grudges
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit loofs
05:00 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive you look like a faggot in that pic with your skinny arms
05:00 <Saemon> and aviators
05:00 <Bastardly_One> show me the log of me saying I do it for more than the paper
05:00 <Saemon> and beret
05:00 <simba> he doesnt hit women he just goes like this *swings arms in windmill* and if u get hit, its ur own fault
06:00 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive your a fuckin faggot 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> if I wanted to do something for extra money it would be more fucking interesting that IT
06:00 <Saemon> PandasDontDrive do you even lift bro?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon, you're the white, bubbled collection of saliva in the corner of my mouth
06:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjgm3xHr96Q
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: #10 On Melancholy Hill - Gorillaz - Plastic Beach (Mar 1, 2010) 3:48 - Category: - 3,030,353 views - 10,000 likes (97.5%), 253 dislikes (2.5%)
06:00 <Bastardly_One> proves how little you know as IT is tedious as fuck
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> stfu Bastardly_One
06:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone will tell you that 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, you wanna diss
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> nobody cares about another "If I wanted to.."
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll respond if I wish 
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> uhuh
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> if you wish
06:00 <Saemon> why u got all those tatoos on your arms for PandasDontDrive? to cover up the fact that you dont lift?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude
06:00 <Bastardly_One> now it's way past your bedtime
06:00 <Saemon> it doesnt work
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> I read LOTR when I was 8 yrs old
06:00 <Bastardly_One> children should be in bed at this time
06:00 <Bastardly_One> WOW!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> my hero
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> you tell me to get GOT
07:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> and ur what
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> shaved head
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> gay head
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> no beard
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> look like white Taliban
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> ban that nose ring bro
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not a fucking fan
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> ..
07:00 <Saemon> ^
07:00 <Saemon> ^^
07:00 <Saemon> ^^^
07:00 <Saemon> lol
07:00 <Mew> imagine all the things u could buy for $375
07:00 <Bastardly_One> has he finished yet?
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> piss off old chum
07:00 <Saemon> this is like a free for all
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and as for that no legs
07:00 <Loof> Bastardly_One, am i allowed to whine and moan about having the flu (just a little?)
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he honestly thinks anyone gives a fuck about his opinion
08:00 <Bastardly_One> have I said you can't? :P
08:00 <Loof> sweet
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't own the place :P
08:00 <Loof> so sick :(
08:00 <Skirmish> My son is reading LOTR for the second time at 13yo. 
08:00 <Saemon> this is a every man for himself battle royal Bastardly_One
08:00 <Bastardly_One> might shut these cunts up too
08:00 <Bastardly_One> so whine away
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmmmm baby, you two when you type and when Ellie is in deep thouoght
08:00 <Saemon> im dissin PandasDontDrive and im dissin you too
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> WOULD NEVER KNO
08:00 <stebie> hmmmmm
08:00 <ness> hey assholes
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> how gay and smilez ishhhhhhhhh
08:00 <Bastardly_One> hey bitch
08:00 <Saemon> <Skirmish> My son is reading LOTR for the second time at 13yo. 
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> and shit
08:00 <Saemon> -o-o-
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and hai stebie
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz u troopin' thru stupid.
09:00 <Saemon> Skirmish -o-o-
09:00 <Saemon> lolz
09:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive
09:00 <Bastardly_One> bring some sanity back for a min
09:00 <BlackDevil> gobble my balls
09:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil, fuck off
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> again
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and hi
09:00 <Loof> Skirmish has he finished with your porno mags?
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> one more time
09:00 <Skirmish> I don't have porno mags.
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb listerien
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> as they dont say
09:00 <Skirmish> Not 1 single skin mag. 
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i say they do
09:00 <Saemon> give the poor kid a life Skirmish
09:00 <Saemon> he's 13
09:00 <Saemon> let him go outside to play
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he has the net duh
09:00 <Saemon> do some sport
09:00 <Loof> get laid
09:00 <Saemon> some freakin physical activity
10:00 <xm> just buy proper alcohol PandasDontDrive 
10:00 <Saemon> dont let him be cooped up inside all day long readin a book
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> xm
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have heaps
10:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe the kid enjoys being a geek
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have an Otter and a Nigger
10:00 <Saemon> has he got vitamin D deficiency yet?
10:00 <Saemon> Skirmish?
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> and some Jack dude
10:00 <Loof> cause LOTR nerds are so attractive to the oppisite sex
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> and Jay and bee
10:00 <xm> Nigger?
10:00 <Loof> good one skumish
10:00 <Bastardly_One> least he'll be places you guys will never be at 25
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> so call Capote for me, tell him I will be late.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like a smart kid IMO
10:00 <Loof> yeah addicted to meth
10:00 <Saemon> or at 44 Bastardly_One
10:00 <Loof> selling his ass for a fix
10:00 <Saemon> oent.
11:00 <Saemon> ownt.
11:00 <Bastardly_One> not owned at all 
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> At 44
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> is an ace movie
11:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: If you haven't worked out that you cannot troll me by now then there is no hope for you. 
11:00 <xm> has it been dark/overcast where you guys have been all week
11:00 <xm> and rainy
11:00 <Loof> yes
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> written and directed and never conceived by Bastardly_One
11:00 <Loof> it's putrid
11:00 <Maurice> Skirmish mine just finished LOTR
11:00 <Bastardly_One> same with maurice's son ... he'll go places some of you can only imagine
11:00 <xm> i think the weather is fucking up everyone's brains
11:00 <Saemon> why not ownt Bastardly_One?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> BECAUSE YOU ARE SHIT
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the point is 
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> MY BROTHER DOES IT FOR A LIVING DUDE YOU TALK SHIT
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you're attacking his son 
11:00 <Saemon> omg not ass sucking again
11:00 <Saemon> jesus h christ
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> i know you do it for centerlink money
11:00 <Saemon> if you have a crush on Maurice just say it
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and there is nothing wrong with being a smart geek
11:00 <Saemon> tell her how u feel
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd rather kids like those
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop telling people what to do dude
12:00 <Bastardly_One> than little fucking hoodlums
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> you should just sit still
12:00 <Maurice> Shut up, Saemon
12:00 <Maurice> You have no leg to stand on about anything
12:00 <Maurice> So fuck up
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> and rotate Saemon's wheelchair wheels.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <Maurice> (also, I'm hilarious)
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> fgts
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and evening 
12:00 <Loof> i cant stand nerdly little lotr/harry potter fgts
12:00 <Loof> kill em all
12:00 <Maurice> Then you must hate Serenity
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I prefer them over the little wanna be gang fucktards
13:00 <Maurice> She dresses up as Hermione on the weekend
13:00 <Loof> there's such a thing as balance
13:00 <Loof> be cool and smart
13:00 <Maurice> Who's to say our kids aren't?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone threatened by smart kids is just feeling inferior 
13:00 <Saemon> I prefer them over the little wanna be gang fucktards yeyeye yeyey ye ye ye
13:00 <Saemon> stfu
13:00 <Maurice> My son is smarter than most of the people in here AND he's popular
13:00 <Bastardly_One> he still sounds metro
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah 
14:00 <Maurice> He's got 8 hole DM's, course he's cool
14:00 <Saemon> wats wrong with being metro?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he's the prima donna one too yeah?
14:00 <Maurice> Not really
14:00 <Saemon> you homophobic Bastardly_One?
14:00 <Serenity> he's 11 hes not metro hes an 11 year old boy.
14:00 <Loof> yeah i dont like hipsters
14:00 <simba> yea my son is faster than anyone in here even tho i have no idea how fast anyone in here is hes prob faster yep
14:00 <Maurice> He doesn't care if he leaves the house in a dirty tshirt
15:00 <couleurs> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> for some reason I thought he was like 13 as well not 11
15:00 <Maurice> simba, you've read enough of this channel to know the IQ is lacking
15:00 <Maurice> Skirmish's is 13
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know that 
15:00 <Loof> he said 13
15:00 <simba> some people do drag the average waaaaaayyyyyyyyyy down
15:00 <Loof> are you fucking stoned?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno I always get the impression your boy is a bit older
15:00 <Maurice> Nah, he just talks like an old man
15:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe his interests and shit you've discussed
15:00 <Maurice> He was 11 in march
15:00 <Bastardly_One> so only just 11
16:00 <Maurice> Yeah
16:00 <Loof> anyway ppl who go on about their kids are so lame
16:00 <Bastardly_One> unreal
16:00 <Saemon> when i have a son im gona raise him up to be Prime Minister or godzilla 
16:00 <Loof> bragging about ur kids
16:00 <Saemon> which one is better?
16:00 <Loof> pathetic
16:00 <Serenity> fucking hell how old would he think ant is then rofl
16:00 <Serenity> hes on par with cal
16:00 <Bastardly_One> in a good way ... I'd be bragging too Loof
16:00 <Loof> we dont wanna hear it
16:00 <xm> this is also why so many dumb people boast about IQ levels they dont have. they mostly hang around idiots in real life and their peers dont know any better
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and also people threatened by intelligence
17:00 <Saemon> if i dont get a wife soon like in the next 10 yrs
17:00 <Saemon> then i'd probably adopt
17:00 <Bastardly_One> are those that aren't intelligent or afraid to be wrong
17:00 <Saemon> cause i do want a kid
17:00 <Bastardly_One> learning is all about errors
17:00 <Loof> no i just hate wimpy little nerds who cant fight
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that's me 
17:00 <xm> the biggest regret i have is not making more mistakes and making those earlier
17:00 <Bastardly_One> must hate me with a passion
17:00 <Loof> prolly
17:00 <Loof> sickens me those types
17:00 <Bastardly_One> vomit away then
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't give a fuck and I find people with that attitude
18:00 <Bastardly_One> usually really think and threatened by a mind
18:00 <Loof> no just nerds
18:00 <Loof> it's possible to be smart and not a nerd
18:00 <Loof> you can be a good fighter and be smart
18:00 <Serenity> this is why a certain someone starting with p speaks to me the way he does. hes threatened by the fact i know things. he talks down to me to make me feel small..
18:00 <Serenity> but hes a junky so it doesnt work
18:00 <Maurice> Be careful what you say Loof, your son has yet to grow up
19:00 <PietSAbabe> Strippers Vs Werewolves !! I just switched chans n thought I was watching misfits
19:00 <Loof> Pat?
19:00 <Loof> :P
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
19:00 <Serenity> its like the candyman
19:00 <Serenity> ugh
19:00 <Serenity> not you loof rofl
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Serenity
19:00 <Loof> i know :P
19:00 <Bastardly_One> get out now!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> or say sorry this minute!
19:00 <PietSAbabe> wtf
19:00 <PietSAbabe> now thats timing
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you have that magic too it seems
20:00 <Serenity> urgh
20:00 <Bastardly_One> say sorry!
20:00 <Serenity> lol
20:00 <PietSAbabe> and I will pat you Serenity
20:00 <PietSAbabe> *pats*
20:00 <Serenity> no i wont
20:00 <Mew> he was breathing heavily waiting for you to mention him
20:00 <Serenity> fuck off pieter
20:00 <Bastardly_One> damn you!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <PietSAbabe> You couldnt convince any one of that bullshit 
20:00 <Saemon> is the inside of your ear supposed to stink like a cheesy smell? i know what earwax normally smells like but i just stuck my finger into my ear to scratched and when i sniffed it, it stinks
20:00 <Serenity> i dont need to convince anyone of anything
20:00 <Serenity> and that is the beauty of it all
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity and I might have ups and downs
21:00 <PietSAbabe> You really have a full blown attachment to IRC other than outside it eh ... 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but to call her dumb is just ... dumb
21:00 <Serenity> of course i do pieter
21:00 <Bastardly_One> she is clearly intelligent and has a mind of her own
21:00 <Serenity> i will be whatever you need me to be to make yourself feel better
21:00 <Saemon> omg Bastardly_One ass kissage again
21:00 <PietSAbabe> You constnatlu refer to me , every 2nd comment you make refers to me :)
21:00 <Saemon> jesus h christ
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I said we have ups and downs
21:00 <Serenity> i havent spoken about you all day you freak
21:00 <Serenity> ugh
21:00 <Saemon> suck my ass next b1
21:00 <Bastardly_One> how is that arse kissing
21:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a few of them in here 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not one of them
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you're one of the most retarded
22:00 <Serenity> see what i mean though?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> to the point I want to smash things
22:00 <Saemon> who? 
22:00 <Saemon> me?
22:00 <PietSAbabe> You do know that if this is how you act apon my presence in a world based on text
22:00 <Serenity> he has to try to degrade me to below his level .. its ammusing
22:00 <Skirmish> Shouldn't you be in #cats with the other choades from this channel PietSAbabe?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I see him do it all the time to you Serenity
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yes you no legs
22:00 <xm> PietSAbabe, you're the embodiment of awesome. we like to talk about awesome. therefore, it's just natural we constantly talk about you
22:00 <PietSAbabe> you'd fucking go nuclear if you left that computer
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I seriously want to hurt you ome days
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and today is close
22:00 <Saemon> well fuck
22:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up
22:00 <Saemon> lets go
22:00 <Saemon> cunt
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet 10/1 I am not the only one either
22:00 <Serenity> pieter you sit there waiting for someone to mention your name.. have you moved outside at all today?
22:00 <Saemon> settle this once and for all
22:00 <Skirmish> The self loathing is strong in PietSAbabe.
22:00 <Maurice> APON
23:00 <Saemon> my bandido mates can be witness
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, nicely said
23:00 <PietSAbabe> walk out the front door OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT iit looks like me but it isnt me , 2 arms 2 legs 1 head no tail , its not a mouse
23:00 <Serenity> anyway PietSAbabe is just proving my point lol
23:00 <Serenity> thanks piet
23:00 <Loof> imagine how mad he'd be if you just banned him for fun serenity
23:00 <PietSAbabe> rm , no probs
23:00 <Bastardly_One> if anyone needs removing 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's two south australians
23:00 <Serenity> that would give him an excuse to whinge even more loof
23:00 <Maurice> Serenity, do your kids drive themselves to school?
23:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt stoop
23:00 <Bastardly_One> one seems calmer now thank fuck
23:00 <Serenity> yeah Maurice they drive themselves to school
23:00 <Maurice> Since you're a hermit
24:00 <Serenity> my robot clone goes to work for me..
24:00 <Maurice> Mine must too, I wondered how they got there
24:00 <Serenity> goes out and does everyting i do for me so i can sit here
24:00 <Saemon> lol
24:00 <PietSAbabe> time to breathe Serenity, its ok, you can go without thinking of me for 3-4 seconds 
24:00 <Saemon> thats like that movie
24:00 <xm> one day Google will release an IRC app with AI to give us rage meters in the nicklist so we can see their anger in red bars. piet's would be like an equaliser reaching deafening levels
24:00 <Saemon> surrogates
24:00 <Serenity> i dont actually move
24:00 <PietSAbabe> its ok
24:00 <Maurice> Bitch Serenity, like Bitch Stewie
24:00 <Saemon> bruce willis
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you two have finally worked out how to use irc commands in real life huh?
24:00 <Saemon> awesome movie
24:00 <Bastardly_One> how do you wo get /ignore to work
24:00 <Bastardly_One> tell MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
25:00 <Saemon> fuck up wrinkles
25:00 <Bastardly_One> translate that bunch of typos I cant be arsed correcting myself
25:00 <Mew> me and simba arent that bad b1
25:00 <Serenity> its like he wants me to approve of him
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Mew 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh Piet? yeah like no legs seems to need mine 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> agreed
25:00 <Saemon> bs
25:00 <Saemon> im over you now 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and in a way pandas with Mew
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I totally see that Serenity
26:00 <Saemon> dont make urself feel good like you got a stalker
26:00 <Bastardly_One> long as it amuses you though
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the other two annoy the fuck out of me
26:00 <Maurice> Fuck, why does nobody want my approval
26:00 <Maurice> Bunch of jerks
26:00 <Bastardly_One> because we have no hope of getting it 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> like DUH Maurice
26:00 <Saemon> you
27:00 <Skirmish> If irc servers had to have a short catch phrase to advertise them, Austnet's would be "Come to Austnet, we're fresh out of cookies because all the junkies at them". 
27:00 <Saemon> you're so cringworthy b1 when you try to be funny
27:00 <PietSAbabe> fucking cunt 
27:00 <Saemon> n talk like a young person
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Maurice and Serenity
27:00 <Bastardly_One> did you know each time I speak to you two
27:00 <PietSAbabe> someone outbidding me vvia a freekin facebook group post
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sucking arse ... no legs says so so it must be true
27:00 <Maurice> Skirmish, there was an ad on the radio the other day, 1 out of 7 pot smokers end up with mental illness
27:00 <PietSAbabe> someone selling their iphone 4s, I offered 200 n someone else offers 250
27:00 <PandasDontDrive>  woooo
27:00 <Maurice> Now we know where they meet
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> you two 
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> made friends <3
27:00 <Loof> nobody cares PietSAbabe you fucktard
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> nwo I feel all alone
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> now*
28:00 <Saemon> nWo
28:00 <Saemon> f lyf
28:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: Obviously those stats were gained from the real world because if they had been here gaining their info it would be 9/10. 
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> damn my im putiyird
28:00 <Saemon> 4
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> asduhashd
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hate me
28:00 <PietSAbabe> now all I gotta do is use my skills of AWESOME and use my mind control to induce a seizure
28:00 <fawks> Where's serenity 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon, I'm afraid I've got some bad news ... nobody cares
28:00 <Loof> PietSAbabe have you copped any more foot injuries dumpster diving lately?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> IWISH IHAD AFRIEND
28:00 <Serenity> im here
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
28:00 <Bastardly_One> #BnB 
28:00 <Serenity> hardwired into irc
28:00 <Saemon> lol wade barret Bastardly_One :P
28:00 <Mew> hes losing his marbles live on austnet
28:00 <Maurice> Which he
29:00 <Maurice> Theres a few
29:00 <Mew> pandas
29:00 <fawks> Sez remember I told you I got my first elec bill and it was 91 for the month and I was like uh that's so cheap 
29:00 <simba> im plugged into irc from the back o f my head matrix style
29:00 <Serenity> yeah
29:00 <fawks> Well the other day they emailed me saying it was just an estimate 
29:00 <Mayhem> lol
29:00 <Serenity> ohhh
29:00 <Skirmish> uh oh
29:00 <fawks> And that they've done a proper reading and refunded me $75
29:00 <fawks> ...
29:00 <Maurice> So you're look at another 400
29:00 <Serenity> LOL whattt
29:00 <Maurice> Jesus
29:00 <Serenity> thats awesome
29:00 <fawks> So my bill for the month was $16
29:00 <fawks> Lmao
29:00 <Loof> lol
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo it might be impossible Bastardly_One but let's team up and do electronic music
29:00 <fawks> What the FUCK
30:00 <Skirmish> Do you turn the mains off to your place at night when you go to sleep or something?
30:00 <Serenity> thats even better!
30:00 <Bastardly_One> no
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> baby I'll sample for you
30:00 <Maurice> Does it have solar panels
30:00 <Loof> we pay like $250 a month elec
30:00 <fawks> I turn my toaster and kettle off at the wall that's about it
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> you don't mnow music
30:00 <fawks> My charger and laptop are in 247
30:00 <Bastardly_One> how about fuck off you mood swinging man child
30:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> all you go onnabout is Mau5
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
30:00 <Bastardly_One> like everyone that knows you I tire of your shit 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> hush
30:00 <fawks> I have gas too but I haven't received that bill yet. Lol
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> you have never spun wax
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> relax
30:00 <fawks> But that'd be even less
30:00 <fawks> Its just me stove 
30:00 <Loof> gas lol
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> un tu es pede
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> baby
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> in ur life
31:00 <Mew> is he.. rapping
31:00 <Skirmish> Hot water isn't gas? 
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> yuuuuu never touched wax.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, is he crapping? yes
31:00 <fawks> no?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not even reading it now
31:00 <Bastardly_One> wow forks
31:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> forks
31:00 <fawks> ikr
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i create a nickname fox for fawks
31:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> and that's what you come up with
31:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
31:00 <fawks> I rang them to make sure it wasn't a mistake 
31:00 <Mew> omg lol
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> creative dude, very constructive
32:00 <fawks> And she's like nope definitely not
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur so smart
32:00 <Bastardly_One> as you would
32:00 <Bastardly_One> wow *blinks*
32:00 <Mayhem> my quarterly power bills used to be 400
32:00 <fawks> Fuck off pandasarecunts
32:00 <Mayhem> i have a lot of computers ._.
32:00 <Mew> we are all watching the mental destruction of pandas right now
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hai Mayhem
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ellie, hasnt somebody ate your dingo by now?
32:00 <Mew> the obliteration
32:00 <Mayhem> haiya o/
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
32:00 <Mew>  MAYHEM HOLY JESUS
32:00 <Mew> OMG
32:00 <fawks> Findmyneckpls
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> something more than three sillies
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
32:00 <Mayhem> umhi!
32:00 <Mayhem> :D
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but for what you do Mayhem you don't get extreme bills if it's 400 a 1/4
33:00 <Mew> tuts my barreh
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> mew learnt a word at home
33:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I hate this keyboard
33:00 <fawks> Hahahahha
33:00 <Skirmish> Is this the same Mayhem from before? Like ... is he still gay? 
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> wikipedia was the father, following me to Enzo's when i DONT WORK THERE
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yes and yes Skirmish
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> hadnt for four months
33:00 <fawks> No he realised he's been living a lie and he's now straight 
33:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back homo.
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> my fb even says my one job i liked as a chef
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey ellie
34:00 <Mayhem> thanks taxidriving gronk
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> when is Ben going to pay for my floor?
34:00 <Mayhem> for the warm welcome..
34:00 <Mew> never
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> can afford to have a kid
34:00 <Mew> srsly
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> can afford to pay me now
34:00 <Skirmish> Had bras seemed like a great idea until PandasDontDrive developed this obsession with Mew. 
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> right
34:00 <Mew> ne..vuh
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> right right
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's logical
34:00 <Bastardly_One> if Mayhem after all these years told me he went straight I'd not believe him
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> kk
34:00 <Mew> simba you need to see this
34:00 <fawks> this is like when he obsessed over simba paying him back for a basketball 
34:00 <Mew> hes cracking up
34:00 <Skirmish> Pay for the floor?  
34:00 <fawks> Like a basketball srs
34:00 <Bastardly_One> so less with the tryhard troll, he's been trolled by experts
34:00 <xm> Hand bra cadabra... let's make panda disappear 
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> I look forward to your next rant making up some next level shit about me
34:00 <deeldose> this girl just came to my house and tried to puncg me saying im just a 'science homo' :(
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> and feeling let down because that's just irony.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, hah! *laughs*
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that was good 
35:00 <Mew> psychooo
35:00 <fawks> *lol*
35:00 <deeldose> i said if she got a sex change id arm bar her
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> xm
35:00 <Skirmish> deeldose: Sounds like PandasDontDrive's mum is loose again.
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> Skirmish
35:00 <Bastardly_One> midget, dont you start 
35:00 <fawks> *laughs*
35:00 <fawks> LOL
35:00 <Serenity> what the fuck is happening in here
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude you're looser than Lish^Husband
35:00 <fawks> sorry its funny 
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> shhhh
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> CEO 
35:00 <Serenity> why is everyone so hostile
35:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you ... I'm gonna sulk
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and I am laughing
35:00 <deeldose> dont worry i showed her whose boss
36:00 <Mayhem> XM?
36:00 <fawks> Haha
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol deeldose
36:00 <Bastardly_One> faux and I aren't
36:00 <Bastardly_One> she's just taking the piss as I haven't typoed yet
36:00 <deeldose> im not a science homo :(
36:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_CkhMgjS9o
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hunters and Collectors - True Tears Of Joy (Jan 24, 2011) 4:24 - Category: - 648 views - 5 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One why do you always have to prove yourself
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that's another thing she knows gets me :P
36:00 <fawks> I just woke up to pee and couldn't get back to sleep
36:00 <fawks> Wah
36:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Dunno.  PandasDontDrive is abusing Mew and asking for remuneration over a damaged floor.  PandasDontDrive's mum just punched deeldose.  
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh true
36:00 <Serenity> my fkn cat just jumped up on me and sllllp'd my face
36:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that 
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> you rat fuck shit shit chitty shit all night]
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> then you suck up arse
36:00 <fawks> So now I'm here laughing at pandaa
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol at the cat
36:00 <Skirmish> It's anarchy and all traces back to PandasDontDrive. 
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> how the fuck you suck up mine last night
36:00 <Loof> cat tongues *shudder*
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> same shit I said tonight
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> Loof
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> can you believe this cunt
37:00 <Serenity> its gross loof lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Loof's turn now
37:00 <fawks> lmao
37:00 <doctor> No, it's my doing. Ya'll suffer, sorry
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill get banned for this
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> but Bastardly_One
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> left irc
37:00 <Bastardly_One> this kid is on a serious episode
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> because of paedophilia
37:00 <fawks> how entertaining 
37:00 <xm> Mayhem, are you the #dicks guy? or was it #penis? cant remember...
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> material on his PC
37:00 <Bastardly_One> say bye now
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> n it's the truth
37:00 <Mew> i hope simba gets to see this
37:00 <Mayhem> LOL
37:00 <Bastardly_One> say bye 
37:00 <Mayhem> yar
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> GO RACK THE CENTERLINK MONEY UP B1
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> U PED
37:00 <doctor> bave
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Mayhem, he thinks I'm SlowMover
38:00 <Mayhem> hey bavey
38:00 <Skirmish> The world just wasn't ready for Mayhem to return. It's gone crazy. 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> so it seems
38:00 <Bastardly_One> so night Pandas
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <simba> 2 mcuh 2 read
38:00 <fawks> lmao
38:00 <Skirmish> TLDR
39:00 <Serenity> -.-
39:00 <Bastardly_One> which stands for 
39:00 <Skirmish> Someone's PM window is about to blow up.
39:00 <simba> 2 long didnt read
39:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: Too Long Didn't Read.
39:00 <fawks> I wonder if hell abuse sez in pm
39:00 <Serenity> yeah my pm is going mental now
39:00 <Serenity> awesome
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I only saw the pedo bit
39:00 <fawks> Oh
39:00 <Loof> so tired, cant sleep, clown will eat me
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but I've told the story of why I stayed away for years
39:00 <fawks> Heh
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was SlowMover
40:00 <Skirmish> If we all ping him will the server eject him?
40:00 <simba> he even said "ill get banned for this" so why complain
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so at least get the trolls right I say
40:00 <Mew> why did u stay away?
40:00 <Skirmish> I haven't set up an irc ping timer since people stopped using dial up connections. 
40:00 <Science_Homo> once i did the best Phenolphthalein titration in chem1010 but nobody cared
40:00 <Loof> cause he was napping
40:00 <Bastardly_One> remember an op SlowMover?
40:00 <Science_Homo> i was just another science homo
40:00 <xm> is that the guy that was featured on aWo?
40:00 <xm> with his two daughters?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> well, some of the kids that didn't like me said it was me with a load of underage nudes on my drive and shit 
41:00 <Loof> b1 u naughty naughty man
41:00 <Bastardly_One> when I know for a fact it was him and unique found them
41:00 <Loof> tsk tsk
41:00 <Bastardly_One> she came to me and another old ircer about it 
41:00 <Skirmish> Unique offered me sex once. 
41:00 <Skirmish> I think she has kids now. 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> so being a popular old perve
41:00 <Mayhem> omg im a science loving homo too
41:00 <Bastardly_One> she has one kid
41:00 <Mayhem> (>^_^)>
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but lemme finish for Mew
41:00 <simba> Science is a liar sometimes
41:00 <Mayhem> lets compare our neckbeards
42:00 <Mayhem> aw ;_;
42:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah a couple made it turn onto me to the point it was out of control
42:00 <Serenity> soo how do we know you didnt do this
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I left
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that's it
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you guys don't but unique and 3 others do 
42:00 <Loof> i thought i was having a heart attack the other day, so i deleted all the pron from my drives
42:00 <Bastardly_One> if you got on fb right now and asked she'd instantly recalll it
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Skirmish
43:00 <Bastardly_One> she has a life nw
43:00 <Bastardly_One> *now
43:00 <Bastardly_One> has for ages
43:00 <Bastardly_One> son just turned 2
43:00 <Skirmish> I wouldn't go that far. 
43:00 <Skirmish> I bet she still has head noises.
43:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
43:00 <simba> lol Loof
43:00 <Bastardly_One> she seems happy in country suburbia and nothing wrong with that 
43:00 <Serenity> id rather not talk to unique
44:00 <Serenity> id rather talk to a rock
44:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you two clashed?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> or you just find her dumb?
44:00 <simba> id rather talk to the rock
44:00 <Skirmish> I found that she had a thing for Longie. 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmm
44:00 <Serenity> i found her vapid
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how I met Longie
44:00 <Bastardly_One> when they were together and he came down one weekend
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fair enough Serenity
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see that from your perspective
45:00 <Bastardly_One> valid
45:00 <Science_Homo> i gotta stop wankin :(
45:00 <Bastardly_One> there's one old timer from here though
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear he has not aged one day
46:00 <simba> im aging all the time
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and even has the same job and look he had ten years ago
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I age more than daily I reckon 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
46:00 <simba> im getting older by the second
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I am haggard
46:00 <Bastardly_One> this guy though has looked 25 for 15 yrs
47:00 <Science_Homo> im just a big fat jobby
47:00 <Bastardly_One> even though he wasn't even 25 at the time
47:00 <Bastardly_One> just hasn't aged even 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, so with PieterPanda gone
48:00 <Science_Homo> check out this cunt who is like 70 http://tao-garden.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mantak.jpg
48:00 <Bastardly_One> someone better talk or we'll have a night of idling
48:00 <Loof> no u
49:00 <Loof> gonna spew
49:00 <Bastardly_One> off ya go 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> have fun
49:00 <Bastardly_One> am sure we'll hear about it on your return
49:00 <Science_Homo> ask me some questions im like the smartest by far
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ok geeky poof
50:00 <Bastardly_One> how do half of this channel even breathe
50:00 <Mayhem> nou!
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they're that dense?
50:00 <xm> if the Sun's radius is 200m work out its volume (Answer in m^3 please)
50:00 <Bastardly_One> answer that one come on!
50:00 <Bastardly_One> pfffffffffffft
50:00 <Loof> xm i know the answer!
50:00 <Science_Homo> cos relativity
50:00 <Loof> is it pienapple?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> my question was harder
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he can't answer mine! I feel smug
50:00 <Mayhem> has anyone ever been so far as to even know want to do look more like?
51:00 <doctor> yeah once. i wouldnt again though
51:00 <Bastardly_One> do what Mayhem?
51:00 <Science_Homo> e=mc2 all that homos
51:00 <Bastardly_One> say that again in english
51:00 <doctor> those were some pretty.... interesting times
51:00 <Bastardly_One> must of been in gibberish as doctor understood it and he understands my posts
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooooh got it 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I read it again
52:00 <Science_Homo> douvle slit experiment is prettyr ad tho
52:00 <Loof> stick of truth is awesome
52:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya you'd like it 
52:00 <Science_Homo> without getting into gibberish
52:00 <Loof> :)
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I uninstalled it ... again
52:00 <xm> If my dole cheque is $500 per fortnight but I'm robbed of $375 (assuming it has been cashed) how much do I have left?
53:00 <doctor> oh lord, you're asking a bit much there
53:00 <Science_Homo> it depends on how much respect u had b4 collecting the dole
53:00 <Science_Homo> like i said its relativity
54:00 <Mayhem> if i bury three hookers, which decompose at a rate of -400grams per day, how many days does it take for the total combined weight of the hookers to equal me out of jail?
54:00 <Loof> potato
54:00 <Loof> ?
54:00 <Science_Homo> who can tell me what avagraddros number is without googling it??
54:00 <Mayhem> correct sir
54:00 <Bastardly_One> how are you disposing of the bodies?
54:00 <Loof> yay!
54:00 <doctor> yeah loof has it
54:00 <xm> 6.X x 10^23
54:00 <simba> avagraddro who does he play for?
54:00 <Science_Homo> epic
54:00 <xm> cant remember if that's all right
54:00 <Science_Homo> nice
54:00 <Bastardly_One> if you drain the blood
55:00 <Science_Homo> close good enough
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and chop the cadavers up properly
55:00 <Science_Homo> its like 6.23....
55:00 <Bastardly_One> then freeze them a few days before trash day
55:00 <Bastardly_One> about a week
55:00 <xm> yeah i did think it was that
55:00 <xm> but i left it out
55:00 <Science_Homo> or maybe imn wrong and suck
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the trick is draining the blood
55:00 <Bastardly_One> well, don't ask a sociopathic question with me around
55:00 <Science_Homo> k ill think of somethign u cant google
55:00 <Mayhem> you're still going!
56:00 <Bastardly_One> how long have you known me?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Mayhem> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I've finished now
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you did ask though :D
56:00 <Mayhem> loof answered it ages ago :P
56:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
56:00 <Science_Homo> whats most toxic non radioactive element
56:00 <Bastardly_One> potato was not correct
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and how do I know that is more disturbing
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well
57:00 <xm> most likely one of the group 1s?
57:00 <Mayhem> i dont want to know
57:00 <Mayhem> D:
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Necro told me 
57:00 <Science_Homo> nahhh
57:00 <Bastardly_One> true story
57:00 <xm> inert gas?
57:00 <Science_Homo> nevar
57:00 <Bastardly_One> in Dead Body Disposal
57:00 <Science_Homo> an inert gas wont kill u
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you should know better than to tell me you don't want to know either
57:00 <Science_Homo> well maybe radon and shit maybe i was wrong then
58:00 <Science_Homo> i meant ones u would see
58:00 <xm> oh wait
58:00 <xm> Mercury
58:00 <xm> but maybe not most toxic
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Mayhem
58:00 <Bastardly_One> all shit aside
58:00 <Science_Homo> its Beryllium
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you know those pendant type vapes
58:00 <Science_Homo> no way
58:00 <Mew> :o
58:00 <xm> ok, wouldnt have known that
58:00 <Bastardly_One> worth the slight cash?
58:00 <Science_Homo> mercury sux on that scale
58:00 <Bastardly_One> one of my teacher swears by the little thing
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I was going to get this clunky pipe kind of one
59:00 <Science_Homo> and most toxic radioactive is thorium
59:00 <Bastardly_One> *teachers
59:00 <Science_Homo> maybe like th tough god thor?
59:00 <Loof> zac broke my silver surfer :(
59:00 <Loof> getting a plenty vape when i start smoking again in 6 months
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I ask Mayhem all my vape questions
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he would know the ones I mean like a rev head would know by a description of a car
00:00 <Science_Homo> u seen zac on LoL?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I alwys assume that
00:00 <Bastardly_One> *always
00:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I hate this toshiba keyboard
00:00 <Loof> nah Science_Homo still yet to start playing
00:00 <Loof> afraid i'm going to get too hooked
01:00 <Loof> like WoW
01:00 <Loof> and nfs
01:00 <Bastardly_One> no chance
01:00 <Science_Homo> ive got a homo science question
01:00 <Bastardly_One> if you started SoT tonight
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd finish by tomorrow night
01:00 <Science_Homo> if u can get this u will have my eternal respect no matter what u do
01:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently it's only 15hrs long
02:00 <Loof> i haven't got to play much, zac steals the controller off me every time i try
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm hooked on GT6
02:00 <Science_Homo> what creature in nature can generate the highest temerature in nature
02:00 <Loof> so he can make fart sounds
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's not even that good
02:00 <Mayhem> B1
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yes 
02:00 <Mayhem> i havent looked at those
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that is I
02:00 <Mew> has anyone seen samsara?
02:00 <xm> would be the bombardier beetle?
02:00 <Mayhem> but i do know something
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok ... yeah?
02:00 <Mayhem> everybody wants a GI2
02:00 <Mayhem> theyre 100watt with a 4" screen
02:00 <Mayhem> they are fucking insane
02:00 <Loof> how much?
02:00 <Mayhem> like right out of the future
02:00 <Mayhem> 300~
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah?
02:00 <Loof> where?
02:00 <Mayhem> 100watt can do like .2 ohm
02:00 <Bastardly_One> here we go
02:00 <Mayhem> on any atty design
02:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll have the site in a min 
03:00 <Mayhem> qual coil = no problem
03:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
03:00 <Mayhem> yah
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a good price too
03:00 <Loof> are we talking vapes?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> this little pendulum one though
03:00 <Mayhem> the problem isnt price its scarcety
03:00 <Loof> damn
03:00 <Bastardly_One> the vape was exactly how vapes should be 
03:00 <Mayhem> show me
03:00 <Science_Homo> its not bombardier 
03:00 <Mayhem> is it mechanical?
03:00 <Science_Homo> not even close soz
03:00 <xm> really?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you can blow them in peoples faces and it's not offensive even
03:00 <Science_Homo> yeah
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not sure man
03:00 <xm> OK give me a clue
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I honestly would have to see it again
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I asked you
04:00 <Loof> Mayhem is this guy right: http://www.vapecritic.com/  ??????????
04:00 <Loof> if so i want a plenty
04:00 <Bastardly_One> it looked awesome when he showed me
04:00 <Bastardly_One> really small
04:00 <Bastardly_One> like the size of a small hash pipe stem
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but exactly how a vape should work
05:00 <Bastardly_One> one little puff and blow it wherever the fuck you like
05:00 <Loof> i have a launchbox for portable
05:00 <Bastardly_One> not like some nasty little critters
05:00 <Mayhem> dude those look like fucking crack pipes
05:00 <Loof> wish i hadn't sold my volcano
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh so you know what I mean now?
05:00 <Mayhem> they are just crack pipes
05:00 <Mayhem> yes
05:00 <Mayhem> i googled it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> show me
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'll see if that's what I mean
06:00 <Mayhem> http://cdn2.bigcommerce.com/server1400/49c0f/products/6312/images/40042/GFG_111_247__97022.1394075019.1280.1280.jpg?c=2
06:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
06:00 <Loof> smoking the vape poo weened me off weed with very little withdrawels
06:00 <Bastardly_One> this was like a tiny thing you can wear around your neck
06:00 <Mayhem> yeah thats it
06:00 <Mayhem> just zoomed in
07:00 <Science_Homo> my mum hit me for chucking a browneye
07:00 <Mayhem> bugger that, carrying around a lighter
07:00 <Science_Homo> the deserved it =/
07:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh this was more like the copper or whatever of a hash pipe piping
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that kind of pendulum
07:00 <Mayhem> fuck that
07:00 <Mayhem> forget it
07:00 <Mayhem> look at the Gi2
07:00 <Bastardly_One> seemed alright and this guy likes harsh like I do 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and it vaped very cleanly
07:00 <Mayhem> https://bevapehappy.com/shop/preorder-gi2-70-watt-mod-by-grand-innovations/
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I was asking you about it 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus christ
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the sports cars of vapes
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <Mayhem> those pendants are very similar to butane ecigs
08:00 <Bastardly_One> so you've finally found one?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> then why the fuck did it appear to vape so cleanly 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe in the next lesson on tues I might ask for a vape
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and see if it really is an illusion
09:00 <Bastardly_One> or they are decent
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you've tried to sell me on vaping for how long?
10:00 <Loof> you have no choice b1
10:00 <Bastardly_One> so for me to finally consider one 
10:00 <Loof> vape or die
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but what I am saying is it sounds dogdy as fuck
10:00 <Loof> with your lungs
10:00 <Mayhem> i stopped trying a long time ago
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but appeared to do what it should
10:00 <Mayhem> do what u want to do
10:00 <Mayhem> every man and his dog vapes now days
10:00 <Loof> Mayhem you try the plenty vape?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and I wanted to see what Mayhem knew of them
10:00 <Science_Homo> im a homo :(
11:00 <Bastardly_One> hard to describe except
11:00 <Bastardly_One> like a tiny pocket torch around your neck
11:00 <Mayhem> i vapor the healthy china ecigarette lifestyle 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that size
11:00 <Bastardly_One> not big at all
11:00 <Mayhem> so?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of the size of a crystal
11:00 <Mayhem> B1
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yo
11:00 <Bastardly_One> or some shit
11:00 <Mayhem> get RY6 from JuiceFactory
11:00 <Mayhem> its harsh as fuck on your throat
11:00 <Mayhem> great throat hit
12:00 <Mayhem> u can put it in an eroll
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck you
12:00 <Bastardly_One> don't encourage that
12:00 <Mayhem> a tiny little cig-a-like piece of shit and it will smash out strong TH vapor
12:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously don't give me a harsh option
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I love harsh
12:00 <Bastardly_One> as much as I know what it does to me 
12:00 <Mayhem> then get RY6
12:00 <Bastardly_One> so don't give me that option I am saying
12:00 <Bastardly_One> think about it 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> think
13:00 <Bastardly_One> medium
13:00 <Bastardly_One> not too smooth
13:00 <Mayhem> http://www.juicefactory.com.au/jf-ry6-super-concentrate/
13:00 <Bastardly_One> not totally harsh
13:00 <Mayhem> it tastes great
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm thinking medium
13:00 <Mayhem> i switched with RYU4
13:00 <Mayhem> this is better
13:00 <Mayhem> u can put it in any ecig
13:00 <Mayhem> and it will satisfy
13:00 <Mayhem> u can go get a service station piece of shit M401 for $10
13:00 <Mayhem> and put this in it
13:00 <Mayhem> with some liquid nic
13:00 <Mayhem> voila
14:00 <Loof> http://www.juiceray.com/e-liquid-e-juice-s/1832.htm
14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
14:00 <Mayhem> you'd bin the real cigs in no time
14:00 <Bastardly_One> this little one also was had definite odourless juice
14:00 <Bastardly_One> must ask him what he uses as that can be a key too I'm told
14:00 <Loof> my ecig has voltage control
14:00 <Mayhem> ^ that site loof links good for nic
14:00 <Mayhem> sounds like he was smoking ice
14:00 <Mayhem> fuck that shit
15:00 <Bastardly_One> serious Mayhem knows his shit
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol at the ice thing
15:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what he told us first lesson?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> when he went to LA he met Snoop and had a J with him
15:00 <Mayhem> "this is a robbery" ?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah the size of a crack pipe they are 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> definitely
15:00 <Bastardly_One> so tiny
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what struck my interest
16:00 <Mayhem> snoop is a sell out
16:00 <Mayhem> http://www.fasttech.com/products/0/10007886/1693500-snoop-dogg-rechargeable-650mah-starter-kit
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I have my eye on this nice glass pipe one
16:00 <Science_Homo> my neighbour just tried to fight me =/ said i was stealing all the bad bitches
16:00 <Mayhem> thats a clone, the real one is just as shit
16:00 <Science_Homo> hes even got a wife
16:00 <Science_Homo> fuck that cunt
16:00 <Science_Homo> im mad =/
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that looks insanely 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> useless tbh
17:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder who buys shit like that
17:00 <Mayhem> its for weed
17:00 <Mayhem> idiots
17:00 <Bastardly_One> uh
17:00 <Mayhem> because it doesnt even work good
17:00 <Bastardly_One> duh too
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I fucking hate this keyboard
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you feel like you have to smash the keys
17:00 <Mayhem> my advice b1
17:00 <Mayhem> look at an MVP to start off on
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and who knows I might listen
17:00 <Mayhem> itaste mvp
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah right
18:00 <Bastardly_One> noted
18:00 <Mayhem> they dont have the amps but they have plenty of battery capacity
18:00 <Mayhem> get any clearomizer to go onto it
18:00 <Mayhem> and get RY6
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I still wish I could tell you what this pendant one was
18:00 <Mayhem> buy it all from one place overseas like healthcabin
18:00 <Bastardly_One> to tell me if it was any good
18:00 <Bastardly_One> because it damn well appeared to be is all I was saying
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and I know how to noteop if I want all this info again 
19:00 <Mayhem> vajra pendant?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> link me
19:00 <Bastardly_One> might be 
19:00 <Loof> i got this: http://social-lites.com.au/advancedkit
19:00 <Loof> i love it
20:00 <Bastardly_One> similar to what I mean
20:00 <Loof> i'm vaping egg-nog atm
20:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine that on a chain or whatever it was hanging around his neck on
20:00 <Bastardly_One> small torch kind of size
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all I remember
21:00 <Mayhem> u got an ego clone..
21:00 <Mayhem> @loof
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and very very thin
21:00 <Mayhem> b1 thats just a lanyard
21:00 <Loof> ego is better?
21:00 <Mayhem> http://www.desire-ecig.com/image/cache/data/Accessories/E-cig-Lanyard-1-500x500.jpg
21:00 <Loof> cause one problem this one has is leaking
22:00 <Bastardly_One> so you kind of know what I mean now Mayhem or still guessing?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> not being a smart arse I was seriously asking
22:00 <Science_Homo> sup niggas
22:00 <Bastardly_One> because I'd imagine some may appear to do the job
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but aren't economical or way harsh, etc, etc
23:00 <Loof> or leak
23:00 <Bastardly_One> just like any other product can appear to do it's job but doesn't
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll just ask him the brand and model and look it up by the sounds
23:00 <Bastardly_One> now that means actually attending his class
23:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it
24:00 <Bastardly_One> s
24:00 <Bastardly_One> photoshop
24:00 <Loof> mines getting a bit harsh, think i need to change the coil
24:00 <Bastardly_One> we're up to retouching images ffs 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> as if I can't do that in 10 mins
24:00 <Loof> i got rid of my adobe subscription
24:00 <Loof> using gimp now
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh hello 1990s
24:00 <Loof> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> took you long enough
25:00 <Loof> i know
25:00 <Bastardly_One> bit slow there eh? :P
25:00 <Loof> just old
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I like Adobe pain
25:00 <Bastardly_One> always have
25:00 <Bastardly_One> there's some sick part of me that likes software pain
25:00 <Mayhem> was it this
25:00 <Mayhem> http://i.ytimg.com/vi/OCt1TN2XUVI/0.jpg
26:00 <Mayhem> thats a SvoeMesto Sticker mini ES and Bender ES
26:00 <Bastardly_One> near enough
26:00 <Mayhem> on a lanyard it would look really small
26:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe slimmer
26:00 <Bastardly_One> if not very much the same
26:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah basically yes
26:00 <Mayhem> http://img-2013.tapatalk.com/d/13/04/07/egeruqum.jpg
27:00 <Mayhem> two cylender tubes like that?
27:00 <Doodle> gayhem o/
27:00 <Bastardly_One> damn well near enough I am sure
27:00 <Mayhem> doodle o/`
27:00 <Bastardly_One> tbh I cant remember to the tubes but if that's not it it's near enough
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I wasn't interested as it was stil a new toy to him
28:00 <Bastardly_One> he quit and started vaping over easter break
28:00 <Mayhem> problem is theres near endless variety that it could of been
28:00 <Mayhem> could have been an eRoll in a lanyard
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but I was hell impressed with no aroma and smooth looking
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it really seemed to be what a vape should be 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than small, cheap and shitty
29:00 <Science_Homo> ive got a bad anus =/
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that's definitely the kind i mean though
29:00 <Bastardly_One> it might of just been single tubed I honestly can't remember
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but definitely like that for sure
30:00 <Mayhem> it takes only a tiny bit of research to not pick a shit one
30:00 <Bastardly_One> not disagreeing
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but i have you 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and am lazy
30:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity: You here?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> definitely along those lines though
30:00 <Fez> Hi
31:00 <Bastardly_One> if I remember I'll ask him the exact brand and model on tues
31:00 <Mayhem> why
31:00 <Mayhem> get a GI2
31:00 <Mayhem> lol
31:00 <Mayhem> go full coupè
31:00 <Bastardly_One> if I am gonna vape
31:00 <Mayhem> vape the best
31:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One: 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna need total portable
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yes brat?
31:00 <DemonsRun> Any costume shops there?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, one but what do you want?
31:00 <Mayhem> theyre all portable
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a bit meh
32:00 <DemonsRun> Idk yet
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean like around my neck portable
32:00 <Mayhem> gtg
32:00 <DemonsRun> If it's shit I won't bother with the drive
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
32:00 <Loof> b1 is that GI2 for ejuice or weed?
32:00 <Doodle> Bastardly_One
32:00 <Bastardly_One> we have any fancy dress shops apart from that shit one on Sturt?
32:00 <Serenity> hi
32:00 <Doodle> jolly joker?
32:00 <Doodle> hai sezzypoos
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah apart from that 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> do we?
32:00 <Serenity> erro
32:00 <Doodle> i think there is one in wendouree
33:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Dead Salesmen - Wendouree.mp3 (3.93MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:17)
33:00 <Bastardly_One> one of them still owes me a smiths bootleg he borrowed
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and is a stand up comic and teacher now
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the singer Justin
33:00 <Loof> bieber
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that band were two justins
33:00 <DemonsRun> Might check it out
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and one has become a comic and teacher as I said 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh don't come all this way
34:00 <DemonsRun> Friend decides to organise her 21st 2 weeks before hand
34:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's just as shit as the one I know of
34:00 <DemonsRun> -.-
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Geelong would have a decent one surely
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the one I know of is pretty shit IMO
34:00 <Science_Homo> my mum punched me
34:00 <Science_Homo> said i was a nigger =/
34:00 <Serenity> id punch you too
35:00 <Science_Homo> luv u xox =/
35:00 <Bastardly_One> now you've done it 
35:00 <Serenity> weird kent
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I hear people type sometimes
35:00 <Science_Homo> shit happens hey
35:00 <DemonsRun> Shall google it
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and weird kent made me laugh
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah brat
35:00 <Science_Homo> not gonna tread on eggshells so fuckign eat it
35:00 <Bastardly_One> look in geelong i reckon
36:00 <Bastardly_One> because if you drove up here for Jolly Joker you'd be so disappointed
36:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/6U3MJ8r.gif
36:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I wouldn't
36:00 <Science_Homo> is metallica ok?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Doodle
37:00 <Serenity> oh you
37:00 <Serenity> someone come walk on my spine
38:00 <Doodle> D:
38:00 <Doodle> no
38:00 <Science_Homo> how do i get stupider
38:00 <DemonsRun> Sezz find me a costume lol
38:00 <Maurice> You can have Esme, she sounds like an elephant so she must be heavy enough
39:00 <Science_Homo> sounds like twilight
39:00 <Serenity> what kind of costume lovey
39:00 <Maurice> Thats Renesmee
39:00 <Science_Homo> ah fuk
39:00 <Serenity> the middle of my spine feels weird
40:00 <Serenity> i cant turn, or lift my arms up
40:00 <Serenity> sitting here hurts but laying down hurts
40:00 <Maurice> Thats is weird
40:00 <Science_Homo> maybe ur raising the kundalini
40:00 <Science_Homo> and become enlightened
40:00 <Serenity> its just the very middle like two vertabrae cant move or something
40:00 <Science_Homo> u can be our master
40:00 <DemonsRun> A warm character costume
40:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
40:00 <Serenity> go to kmart an buy a panda onsie
40:00 <DemonsRun> 2 weeks to get one for me & Matt
41:00 <Saemon> Renesmee
41:00 <DemonsRun> I did think about a onesie but that would get wrecked
41:00 <Saemon> isnt that edward and bellas daughter?
41:00 <Science_Homo> if i was a wolf id do a big dogpoo on renesmee
41:00 <LilDragonGirl> lol
41:00 <Science_Homo> show em whose boss hey
42:00 <Serenity> im getting breaking bad
42:00 <Serenity> to see what all the fuss is
42:00 <Maurice> I'm getting Mod Fam season 4
42:00 <Maurice> I watched the first season of BB
42:00 <Science_Homo> i havent seen i heard the chem is a bit offensive tho
42:00 <Maurice> Never went bacl
42:00 <Maurice> Back
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I loved and still do Breaking Bad
43:00 <Serenity> ive never seen it
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I think what I know of you that you'll like it 
43:00 <Serenity> but _someone_ keeps telling me that its the reason i think the way i do about meth
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be interested to see what you think of Saul
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't tell you what he's about 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that'll spoil shit
44:00 <Science_Homo> does the main char in it do meth or just sell it?
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> I pooped once.
44:00 <Bastardly_One> homo I can't answer
44:00 <Science_Homo> ive heard tho that it def isnt 100% science legit
44:00 <Serenity> i dont know ive never seen it.
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you've kind of just almost spoilt shit
44:00 <Bastardly_One> don't
44:00 <Science_Homo> so whatever just watch it for fun
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna see what she thinks of Saul
44:00 <Serenity> 17gb
44:00 <Serenity> 5 seasons
45:00 <Serenity> should be ready to watch in the morning
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and to discuss him ruins it in my opinion
45:00 <Saemon> breaking bad guy is old and bald as well but no one thinks youre awesome like him though Bastardly_One
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> What about Solomon?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> there's ... was it 8?
45:00 <Maurice> I broke my laptop
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> sucked what happened to him.
45:00 <Maurice> My apps and windows went silly
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and Solomon
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but hush
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
45:00 <Science_Homo> does the breaking bad guy pump meth bitches?
45:00 <Science_Homo> or is that unethical
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha k
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I always like first reactions to Saul
45:00 <Bastardly_One> love the guy
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saul
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> sounds like a person that, builds things
46:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me that character isn't the show?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> not an arcchitect
46:00 <Bastardly_One> if they do make the spin off of 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Where's Saul?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it'll be awesome
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> just a demon loser, puts bricks on top of simba's cum.
46:00 <Saemon> Saul sounds like a gay middle eastern fashion designer
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahaha
46:00 <Science_Homo> im a demon:(
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but I can't say shit because it does give away what he's about to describe him
46:00 <Saemon> "I'm wearin Sual, yah"
46:00 <Bastardly_One> is that fair to say?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it is
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> HE GOT A DEMON IN HIM!
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> said Zach galifianakas in Hangover 2
47:00 <Science_Homo> i pledged allegience to satan
47:00 <Bastardly_One> did ya?
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> if I spelt that right, Saemon, you have permission to kill me lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he's pretty boring that Devil cunt
47:00 <Science_Homo> yea
47:00 <Bastardly_One> all theatrics
47:00 <Science_Homo> its  a bit meh
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Darth Vader is more evil
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he's just a showman 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> sucked in!
48:00 <Saemon> darth vader isnt actually evil
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE!
48:00 <Saemon> he just got turned to the dark side
48:00 <Saemon> sidieous is the real evil one
48:00 <Saemon> noob
48:00 <Science_Homo> he taught me some good braziian jujutsiu
48:00 <Saemon> know your star wars lore before u attempt to reference to it Bastardly_One
48:00 <Bastardly_One> actually Darth is more 
48:00 <Saemon> fucken shamejob
48:00 <Bastardly_One> don't fuck with me or I'll have a tantrum
48:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than good or bad 
49:00 <Saemon> u have a tantrum and i will break your neck
49:00 <Saemon> so go ahead
49:00 <Saemon> make my night
49:00 <Bastardly_One> if you want to totally analyse
49:00 <Science_Homo> dont make me get my nuts out
49:00 <Science_Homo> ill make u smell them
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fuck up no legs
49:00 <Bastardly_One> do it!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> make him
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he will probably enjoy it though
49:00 <Science_Homo> *nuts party*
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
50:00 <Bastardly_One> DemonsRun
50:00 <DemonsRun> WhT
50:00 <Bastardly_One> something Serenity suggested I think is awesome and cheap
50:00 <DemonsRun> What even 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> animal onesies
50:00 <Bastardly_One> she's only given you two weeks
50:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck her
50:00 <DemonsRun> Someone would rip it
50:00 <Science_Homo> faux asked me for dick pics =/
51:00 <simba> no she didnt
51:00 <Maurice> It's like she read my mind
51:00 <Science_Homo> i woulda sent them tho
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> [01:18] <Saemon> he just got turned to the dark side
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> best thing
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have read today
51:00 <Serenity> theyre like cheap as fuck at kmart though would it matter if it rips?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
51:00 <Science_Homo> i love her
51:00 <Bastardly_One> or 2 dollar shops
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I just thought of one I know of that sells them 
51:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
51:00 <DemonsRun> No kmarts here
52:00 <Bastardly_One> will cost ya 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm lemme remember
52:00 <Maurice> Best and Less?
52:00 <Maurice> They have tuxedo ones..
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ya knwo where the mall is right?
52:00 <DemonsRun> We have
52:00 <DemonsRun> Target country
52:00 <Bastardly_One> 12 bucks
52:00 <DemonsRun> Dats it
52:00 <Science_Homo> my dicks pretty small too =/
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> scream 2 time baby
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
52:00 <Bastardly_One> target country might
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> WOOOOOOOOOOO
52:00 <Science_Homo> how to get a big one
52:00 <Maurice> If not just buy some fairy wings
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but if you wanted to waste time driving up here for 12 dollars
52:00 <Maurice> And buy the man a sword and an eye patch
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the cheap shop in the mall has hem
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> ban me again ill complain to ghostface
53:00 <Bastardly_One> *them
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahahahaha
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and once again
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Geelong is closer
53:00 <Bastardly_One> definitely k-mart and shit there you could get animal onesies
54:00 <DemonsRun> http://d2ws0xxnnorfdo.cloudfront.net/meme/113630
54:00 <Science_Homo> why is it that girls like 'bad asses' but if u tell them u have a bad anus they dont like it??
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> Geelong
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> Gee, he long!
54:00 <dematerialised> PandasDontDrive: do you ever get sick of being the bitch in the relationship?
54:00 <Serenity> Science_Homo go to fucking bed you cooked cunt
54:00 <Saemon> i got a scenario here: guys and girls in the room, if you have an adult brother or sister, chances are you have never seen their naked body as an adult. say if one night u went to a singles sex party and the rule was everyone had to wear masks and then meet in a room and fucked. so u then choose a guy or chick and then have sex with them. once you are done, yous are allowed to take of the 
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> um
54:00 <Saemon> masks, and it turns out the person you fucked was your brother or sister. you werent able to tell by just looking at their naked body and masked face alone because who as an adult has seen their siblings naked body well enough to recognise that its them?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> I was the bitch i one
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> but other thannit
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> n'er been
55:00 <Science_Homo> i cant Serenity =/
55:00 <simba> Saemon you shouldve just typed "i got a scenario here but its too boring to type so i wont waste anyones time"
55:00 <simba> that wouldve been better
55:00 <Science_Homo> the lord wills i stay up
55:00 <DemonsRun> http://d2ws0xxnnorfdo.cloudfront.net/meme/113630 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but you sold yourself to Satan
55:00 <Serenity> [11:54pm] <Saemon> I'm boring
55:00 <Bastardly_One> how does the lord come into it?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> How about you dematerialised? How do you feel, being torn apart, verbally, having to read this shit online because you have no chance at a gf bychance no chance atta chance!
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> and..
55:00 <simba> brilliant script
55:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
55:00 <Science_Homo> the devil wants me to expound the holy dharma
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I told ya 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> he's full of shit
56:00 <Bastardly_One> pure showman
56:00 <Serenity> Bastardly_One wanna see my dinner
56:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck y'all
56:00 <dematerialised> Panda: I love reading this channel for comedic entertainment.
56:00 <Bastardly_One> all fire and brimstone but then what?
56:00 <dematerialised> As for the gf, my fiance thinks I'm alright,
56:00 <Bastardly_One> if you must Serenity ... kgo
56:00 <Serenity> hahaha
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck us all?
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> [01:26] <@Serenity> Bastardly_One wanna see my dinner, she could kick your arse!
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you slut!
56:00 <Bastardly_One> see that shit? the brat wants to fuck us all
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah Geelong is way closer than this hole
57:00 <Serenity> waas like beef sliced up salad home made tzatziki in a wrap mmmm
57:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t31.0-8/1498971_10152009078262331_6852305562718042948_o.jpg
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon are you sucking b1s dick dude
57:00 <Maurice> KEBABAGE
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> that'd be a Scary Movie.
57:00 <Bastardly_One> damn you can cook
57:00 <Loof> holy fucking yum
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon Loof hey?
57:00 <Serenity> it was sooo fucking good
57:00 <Loof> did it have garlic sauce?
57:00 <Serenity> tzatziki
57:00 <Bastardly_One> damn if you get stuck for a career choice
57:00 <Serenity> home made
57:00 <Loof> nice
57:00 <Bastardly_One> take up a cooking career
57:00 <Maurice> Fuck you, Serenity, now I want a wrap
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha loof bro
57:00 <Maurice> You're killing me
57:00 <Saemon> ......
58:00 <Serenity> which really is garlic ssauce with cucumber in it
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same Maurice damn her
58:00 <Saemon> whats all the big fuss?
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> had my elbow in the couch was convinced i felt a lighter
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the fact is no legs
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> n it wasnt so i go oh just the wood man
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity can cook and ... that looks delicious
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
58:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> looked around, said if it was wood id be nine feet tall man
58:00 <Saemon> so one puts some lettuce, a few strips of beef on a wrap, pour mayo into it
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
58:00 <Maurice> The fact is its a home cooked meal, not 20kgs worth of take away
58:00 <Saemon> and all a sudden
58:00 <Loof> is the beef roasted?
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> shhhh Bastardly_One
58:00 <Saemon> its iron chef shit?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> what Maurice said 
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> go pretend to do home work n shit
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the woman can cook
59:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One you just proved your a massive suck up
59:00 <Saemon> mate
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> you laze around in classrooms at forty-four
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that's quite clear
59:00 <Saemon> my god
59:00 <Maurice> Theres no mayo on it
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude ur fkn lame
59:00 <Serenity> its not mayo you stupid cunt
59:00 <Maurice> Nobody mentioned mayo
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucking lame.
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hell everytime I compliment someone is not sucking up
59:00 <Saemon> that white thing wat is it then?
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> it is
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the next min she might shit me enough to say something else
59:00 <Saemon> garlic sauce?
59:00 <Serenity> ive said it twice now you fuck head.
59:00 <Maurice> She said what it is
59:00 <dematerialised> you're all sucking up
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> when you left for what you did
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> and ur back!
59:00 <dematerialised> sucking up giant cocks
59:00 <Bastardly_One> these too kids are fucked up
00:00 <dematerialised> into your hoover throats
00:00 <Saemon> all garlic sauce with cucumber in it
00:00 <Maurice> PandasDontDrive, don't fucking start again
00:00 <Serenity> no
00:00 <Saemon> sorry my bad i cant look at the screen when i ype
00:00 <Maurice> You just got unbanned
00:00 <Saemon> type
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wont
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> primise
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> promise*
00:00 <Serenity> its fucking tzatziki you spastic
00:00 <Saemon> it looks like that tzazski thing too
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P <3
00:00 <Science_Homo> u realise ur all homos?
00:00 <Saemon> lol twins!
00:00 <Serenity> not twins
00:00 <Maurice> Oh look, Saemon scrolled up..
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> homogay as
00:00 <dematerialised> Science_Homo: i don't think they do
00:00 <Science_Homo> homo sapiens?
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> OI SEZZ
00:00 <Serenity> you're being a rude cunt
00:00 <Bastardly_One> le sigh
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> BLACK DUDE TOILET KNIFE IN THE TEMPLE!
00:00 <Maurice> I might be a homo
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> BAM
00:00 <Maurice> I love men
00:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... hopefully something might be changed
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, you're a total fucking fag
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> sezz u ever listen to the rambling?
01:00 <Serenity> i have not
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> talks aboiut Billy
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just jealous
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you have a bigger cock than I do
01:00 <Maurice> We listen to it in here nearly every night
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah brb
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> then he gets knife slammed!
01:00 <Serenity> oh in the toilet?
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> yuuurrrr
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
01:00 <Serenity> yeah ive read about it but not heard it
01:00 <Loof> go to sleep cunts so i can sleep
02:00 <johninja> lol
02:00 <johninja> hey bro
02:00 <Loof> hey man
02:00 <Serenity> im going when this movie finishes
02:00 <johninja> ltns
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Baby, give it up, you came back just in-time it looks like she's about to get it!"
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love how black ppl die in the start of this
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> but in like zombie movie
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> the black dude was the last to fkn die
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> dawn of the shit, the first one
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One was around for it..
03:00 <Serenity> im going to take pain meds
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> send my vagina a letter
04:00 <simba> phat beatz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ilXc0j1iHA
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Panjabi MC - Mundian To Bach Ke (Jul 15, 2011) 3:55 - Category: - 2,273,331 views - 12,679 likes (98%), 260 dislikes (2%)
05:00 <Saemon> Serenity did u do any heavy lifting?
05:00 <Saemon> u might have injured yourself doing that
05:00 <Serenity> what...
05:00 <Serenity> no.
05:00 <Saemon> oh ok
06:00 <Saemon> did the back pain just come out of nowhere?
06:00 <simba> yeah she carries this server herself
06:00 <Maurice> Lol
06:00 <simba> whilst longie eats grapes like hedonismbot
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> not yet
07:00 <Saemon> longies my mate dont talk shit about him in front of me simba
07:00 <simba> shut up you fat faggot
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> no phatshit going on
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> shrug
07:00 <simba> not u panda
07:00 <Saemon> who then?
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> pm me
07:00 <johninja> lol simba
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> just pm like the number one
08:00 <johninja> oneeeee is the lonliest number
08:00 <Serenity> Longie isnt your mate. he wouldnt have a clue who you are Saemon. I know this because i actually know him
08:00 <Serenity> so dont talk utter shit
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have to return a call..
08:00 <Saemon> me and him spoke and collaborated when we used to be enemies with lood
08:00 <Saemon> loof
08:00 <simba> i have to return some videotapes
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's ok
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't need you I found what I needed!
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> cranking it
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
09:00 <simba> u of all people missed that american psycho quote
09:00 <simba> i am dissapoint
09:00 <Serenity> no you didnt Saemon
09:00 <simba> Saemon u r too ugly to collaborate with someone when u look at them they die so u have to work alone 
10:00 <Serenity> longie hasnt been here in such a long time he wouldnt know who you are or loof for that matter
10:00 <Loof> oh longie the cunt knows me
10:00 <johninja> lol
10:00 <johninja> that was a shit night
10:00 <Loof> yep
10:00 <Serenity> oh hang on i remember what youre talking about
10:00 <johninja> pretty disapointed
10:00 <Serenity> LOL saemon thinks he made a friend
11:00 <Saemon> i did didnt i?
11:00 <Serenity> i got pm's about that cause longie said something mean to loof abut not defending his kid
11:00 <Saemon> he seemed cool with me
11:00 <Serenity> no you didnt Saemon
11:00 <Loof> oh dont remind me Serenity grrr
11:00 <Loof> it's all coming back
11:00 <Serenity> i was asleep that night
11:00 <Serenity> but i remember it happening
11:00 <Saemon> sorry loof i didnt want to bring it up either
12:00 <Loof> it's cool man :)
12:00 <Saemon> but i needed to to prove that me and longie spoke
12:00 <Serenity> you spoke
12:00 <Serenity> you arent friends
12:00 <Saemon> ok fine
12:00 <Saemon> but still, i like him, so simba i dont want to talkin shit about him
12:00 <Saemon> that doesnt change
13:00 <johninja> who wants to hold hands on the couch and watch eurovision?
13:00 <Excessive> some1 else initiated it, that night didn't they? then Longie jus basically agreed
13:00 <Loof> lol
13:00 <johninja> (mel piked it :()
13:00 <Loof> piker
13:00 <Saemon> who initiated it?
13:00 <doctor> with that gender confused austrian contestant? hell yeah
13:00 <Saemon> i think it might have been Bastardly_One
14:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck did I do now?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I went brb like I said
14:00 <Bastardly_One> not scrolling either
14:00 <doctor> they certainly have a great singing voice
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaaaaaaaaaaa
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> that was fun
14:00 <Saemon> that night, when longie was attacking loof about not defending his kid
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> hello this is andy
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> SOUNDS LIKE A POOFTER SIMBA
14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I payed out on you for that 
15:00 <simba> h
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you little cunt
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
15:00 <Bastardly_One> so try again
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> Cunt must be tired all day
15:00 <Bastardly_One> was you and Longie I believe
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> I took the time out and did it
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> n remembered then so idid it again!
15:00 <DemonsRun> Everyone's down memory lane
15:00 <Saemon> meh it could have been anyone
15:00 <Saemon> the room was a warzone that night
16:00 <Bastardly_One> was you and longie
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof showed me 
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> guess he off picarding Chemist idiots.
16:00 <Loof> anyway
16:00 <Bastardly_One> why deny it you little coward
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you know it was you
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> Stab 2?
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> SEQUELS SUCK
16:00 <Saemon> stop bringing up the past Bastardly_One 
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> BY DEFINITION ALONE THEY'RE INFERIOR FILMS!
16:00 <Saemon> let by gones be by gones
16:00 <johninja> lol@picarding
16:00 <simba> stab 2: the twisting
16:00 <Saemon> water under the bridge mate
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> STAY AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH!
16:00 <Bastardly_One> stop implicating me in shit you started then
17:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty easy
17:00 <johninja> is that when someone fails to pick up girls constantly but still trys for the next 15 years?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> you did it yourself
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> when you came back online
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> the first things you actually did Bastardly_One
17:00 <Saemon> your a active contributer in this rooms chat Bastardly_One so i was just merely speculating
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> was reitterate
17:00 <Bastardly_One> pandas
17:00 <Saemon> like i said, it could have been anyone 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you dont exist
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> and talk about the P word shit you left irc for.
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Im talking to no legs
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> I do
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you dont to me 
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> and my memory is just fine.
17:00 <Bastardly_One> much easier
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> says a lot about you then.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
18:00 <Bastardly_One> it says this
18:00 <johninja> mmm P word
18:00 <johninja> oh wait...
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> it says
18:00 <Saemon> what P word?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot be fucked with fucked up units like yourself
18:00 <Saemon> pedicure?
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> my best mate was over on sunday
18:00 <johninja> pussy
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> n last night
18:00 <Saemon> pedigree?
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> dave
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> who dont chat here now
18:00 <Saemon> paediatrician?
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> n when i had pics up
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> urs
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> he laughed
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> the end.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
19:00 <Saemon> pay the file?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I believe you just started again
19:00 <Bastardly_One> must wish to be banned all night
19:00 <Bastardly_One> not my issue dickhead
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon don't bruise his ego dude
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> he will get weak in the knees then
19:00 <Saemon> what are you talkin about?
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^exactly
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol even no legs has no idea what you're ranting about
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1 u broken dude?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he meant that to you idiot
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> Reminds of Picard and LIsh^husband, simba 'n I made it funny man
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> UR SO BORING
20:00 <simba> you should never stare directly at the sun because staring is rude
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> OL
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
21:00 <simba> if u keep talking about b1 u will prob get banned again
21:00 <simba> u remind me of a guy that hears his sentence in a court room and he goes ape yelling at the judge and shit as he gets carried away
21:00 <johninja> let me go offfffffffff like a blister in the sun
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> And if you see and catch thenny, don't question him/her!
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1 already said what i said like he had nothing to do
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> so ter
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> min
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> ating, self
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> john
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> u big cuddly bear u
23:00 <johninja> :D
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> I can't wear a tie..
23:00 <johninja> sure you can
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;/me looks homogay in ties
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif?
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
23:00 <johninja> just get a nice one
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> u pullo it off
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahh
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> not the sonic hedgehog one i have
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
23:00 <johninja> lol
23:00 <johninja> thaat sounds kinda cool tbh
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> i swear it is a cool tie
24:00 <Saemon> i have a tie thats a sword 
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh man in my brother's office, it's like facebook square, without fuckerburger
24:00 <Maurice> A tie or a noose
24:00 <johninja> i knocked a dude out wearing that later 
24:00 <johninja> lol
24:00 <Saemon> like, the prints on it its meant to be sword
24:00 <johninja> got blood on me tie
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> but he showed me the fkn shit, so the nerds can wii fit n shit
25:00 <Saemon> lol Maurice
25:00 <Saemon> i'd never suicide by a noose
25:00 <Saemon> seems too painful 
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> johninja GOT THAT CRIP BLOOD, BLOODY TIE SON
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> Cage - Agent Orange
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon, did Bastardly_One pm you, cause I don't wanna be god damned and banned, two birds, ha ha Bastardly_One never seen two birds or even touched one
27:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck is this obsession?
27:00 <JimmyJack> sorry b1 i cant help it :P
27:00 <Bastardly_One> all I am doing right this min is burping after a good feed
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Loof
27:00 <johninja> what you have?
27:00 <johninja> cooked a fat marinaded rump here
27:00 <Bastardly_One> just chips and fish cakes
27:00 <johninja> ahh cool
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but the fish cakes were yum as 
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> WHO THE DUCK IS THIS ERECTION!
28:00 <johninja> theres this nice butcher over the road
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol simba got it right
28:00 <Excessive> one ov mah ol work ties .......... https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/14514_10201374848447804_1599684964605998980_n.jpg
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> best shit this year
28:00 <johninja> got 2 fat rumps for $7 on special
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> lish husband
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that's alright man
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> IM A CEO LOSER!
28:00 <Maurice> Thats cheap arse, johninja
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> HAHAHAAHAHAHA
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon Maurice
28:00 <johninja> it is very cheapass
28:00 <johninja> i'm a proud tightarse lol
28:00 <johninja> love me a bargain
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> love me you
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> neked
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
29:00 <johninja> aaww shucks
29:00 <Maurice> I actually meant arses
29:00 <Loof> does mel eat much johninja?
29:00 <Maurice> Not cash wise
29:00 <johninja> lol
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> sorry, I'm alone now bro
29:00 <Loof> how does she stay so thin?
29:00 <johninja> she hasn't been loof
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> so I'm horny
29:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
29:00 <Loof> damn :(
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ho ho ho 
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> Loof man
29:00 <johninja> yeh :/
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> you wanna do it?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> bit slow clearly
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> j3 wont
29:00 <johninja> she can smash the food when she wants tho
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> it aint gay
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> if you dont talk about it
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;(
30:00 <Loof> is angel sleeping better?
30:00 <johninja> nah she got her first toooth through today
30:00 <johninja> and has a cold too
30:00 <johninja> pure terror
30:00 <johninja> lol
30:00 <johninja> the drugs don't work
31:00 <Loof> fuck :(
31:00 <Maurice> Why the fuck did I tie the squeaky sheep cat toy to the cat scratcher
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want what Loof is having.
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
31:00 <Science_Homo> my foreskin is bad =/
31:00 <Maurice> You're using the wrong drugs..
31:00 <johninja> nurofen and panadol 
31:00 <johninja> both seem to not do much
31:00 <Maurice> Can switch that shit up every 2 hours
31:00 <Saemon> dont give her that stuff man
31:00 <johninja> yeh mang
32:00 <simba> yea as Saemon learned you cant OD on panadol
32:00 <Saemon> chemicals and shit are not good
32:00 <Maurice> I was thinking more like rohypnol
32:00 <johninja> lol
32:00 <Saemon> go the natural way
32:00 <johninja> not for babies
32:00 <Maurice> Saemon, you don't know kids, stfu
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> Science_Homo
32:00 <johninja> babies rohypnol
32:00 <Saemon> my mum used to give me hunny with lemon 
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> cn i smell ur gay dick
32:00 <Saemon> for a cold when i was a baby
32:00 <simba> hunny
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> and u can touch my Welshy cheese based one
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's mouldy
32:00 <Maurice> Piffle, especially for babies
32:00 <Maurice> No, she gave you honey
32:00 <Maurice> It was probably diabetes that caused you to lose your legs
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> all alone
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> it wants to ring Andy
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> on his mobile phone
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmfao
32:00 <Loof> do eet
33:00 <Saemon> gosh Maurice you are a dark twisted void of evil
33:00 <johninja> lol
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw
33:00 <Maurice> And?
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> I like Maurice now
33:00 <johninja> i think that sums her up well
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I like her
33:00 <Saemon> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> serious
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> she said stuff
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> and it made sense
33:00 <Maurice> I always make sense
33:00 <Maurice> Except when I don't
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> not like when Saemon is picarding and pandis, not me him, and I'm jawng whut!
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picarding urbandictionary 
34:00 <johninja> hows things with the missus Loof?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> basically to ejaculate
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> from hugging
34:00 <Loof> pretty good man now i'm off the weed
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> or kissing
34:00 <PietSAbabe> simba: go wack paracetamol n when you come back to tell us youre still aok , we'll just assume youre right and youre ok
34:00 <johninja> that was funny tht day lol
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> n shit
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
34:00 <johninja> "are you still out with your dickhead mate?"
35:00 <Loof> lol that's what she's like man
35:00 <PietSAbabe> i wish i had a dickhead mate
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> MINUS DUBBERYEW :/
35:00 <PietSAbabe> i look in the mirror and say hello
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> poor letter
35:00 <PietSAbabe> but its just not the same
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh piet
35:00 <johninja> if you don't have one you are one
35:00 <simba> whoa
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> we had one for you dude
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait up
35:00 <simba> <PietSAbabe> simba: go wack paracetamol n when you come back to tell us youre still aok , we'll just assume youre right and youre ok - was this actually directed at me because if so.. what
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> PietSAbabe
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> you want ur shit read
35:00 <PietSAbabe> simba: cos you said you cant OD on panadol
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb getting it
36:00 <Maurice> It makes no sense
36:00 <simba> ohh yeah
36:00 <johninja> now PietSAbabe has to answer for his crimes
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> IT WAS WRITTEN BY YOU!
36:00 <simba> Saemon tried to OD on panadol once
36:00 <PietSAbabe> simba: You really dont recall what you've previously said , do ya
36:00 <simba> ....
36:00 <Saemon> stop bringing that up simba
36:00 <johninja> my bro did OD on baby panadol once as  kid
36:00 <Maurice> I'm typing 1 handed, now I know how you guys feel
36:00 <johninja> it tastes so goof
36:00 <johninja> *good
36:00 <PietSAbabe> ya always mmention that you dont know what im talking about yet its always a response to your previous comment
36:00 <johninja> i busted him chuggin it down
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
36:00 <johninja> told mum
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got one glove on
36:00 <johninja> got his stomch pumped lol
36:00 <Saemon> its something i want to forget. not cool bringing up someones suicide attempt dude.
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> feel super-human
36:00 <PietSAbabe> you may wanna look into that yej
36:00 <PietSAbabe> ;)
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> *splodge*
36:00 <Saemon> crossing the line there simba.
37:00 <Maurice> My ex took 50 panamax and then called 000
37:00 <simba> yeah PietSAbabe give Saemon some tips on what to OD on
37:00 <Maurice> I was embarrassed for him
37:00 <PietSAbabe> johninja: paracetamol overdose is very unlikelyt
37:00 <PietSAbabe> excess paracetamol wouldnt do shit
37:00 <Saemon> why did he take that much panamax Maurice?
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> WITHOUT THE TEETH KNOCKING
37:00 <johninja> this was kids panadol in the 90s
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> of disrespect
37:00 <Maurice> Because I broke up with him
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> of eye are see
37:00 <johninja> prbs had smack in
37:00 <Maurice> And I fucking shithot in bed
37:00 <Saemon> accident or suicide attempt?
37:00 <Saemon> ah i see
37:00 <PietSAbabe> its the closest thing to a placebo ya can get heh
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is for you PietSAbabe
37:00 <Maurice> I'm*
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> Pieter
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> Very cool name for South Africans and all over the world. Known for its greatness and therefore, everything gets blamed on Pieter because of envy.
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> Kill Pieter first because we are so envious of his cool name.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the last bit
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> And Saemon is a fucking retard.
38:00 <PietSAbabe> haha PandasDontDrive *nod*
38:00 <PietSAbabe> Ive heard that one before
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol piet
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> you shouold see padis on there, it's not nice lol
38:00 <johninja> PietSAbabe should get a job as a product tester
38:00 <PietSAbabe> pandis sounds like a nappy 
38:00 <Maurice> Maurice
38:00 <Maurice> Maurice a.k.a. Mo/Moe, is a real man and a boss among bosses!
38:00 <Maurice> Usually a man of few words, when Maurice speaks, people listen, and things get DONE!
39:00 <johninja> there isn't much he hasn't done voluntarily anyways
39:00 <Maurice> Even my real name has excellent results
39:00 <Saemon> how a person is in bed is not important imo
39:00 <Saemon> i a relationship
39:00 <Saemon> in*
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> j3
39:00 <PietSAbabe> johninja: I aint into those blind scientific testing for medicatigons
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> urbandictionary pandis
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
39:00 <Saemon> if u truly love them, then it doesnt matter
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> its lolarious
39:00 <PietSAbabe> I seen Raising Hope
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> FURIOUSLY!
39:00 <PietSAbabe> Im not interested in feeling my testies raise up into my throat
39:00 <johninja> John: a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..
39:00 <johninja>  not persistant. 
39:00 <johninja> changes moods easily; moody. 
39:00 <johninja> greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him.. 
39:00 <Maurice> Uhm, an enjoyable sex life DOES matter
39:00 <Maurice> Lori
39:00 <Maurice> The Most wonderful person in the World. Kind, Sweet, Loving, Caring, Gentle. Perfect in Every ways. The one you love for all your life.
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'd love to have my nut sac gone
40:00 <Maurice> lori
40:00 <Maurice> Crazy hot girl. Beautiful, smart and funny; Lori posesses atributes absent in 99.9% of women. Truly a lucky find. Plus she rocks.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you made that shit up
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> and have y nuts back, up inside
40:00 <johninja> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=John
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> stuff that swings
40:00 <Bastardly_One> not you
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> usually a nigger
40:00 <Saemon> okay and what if say, something happens a spouse where they cant have sex anymore 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice
40:00 <Maurice> I did not
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> or Bastardly_One
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> you decide
40:00 <Saemon> should their partner ditch them for that?
40:00 <Maurice> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lori
40:00 <Saemon> i think not
40:00 <PietSAbabe> Love without monogamy is possible but its the same feeling as friendship with oher people 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol yeah I am looking
41:00 <PietSAbabe> for monogamy to work you sure as fuck require a sex life
41:00 <Bastardly_One> did you write it? :P
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <Saemon> love is a bond and trancends just sexual activity
41:00 <Maurice> Best
41:00 <Maurice> lori
41:00 <Maurice> The most wonderful drug in the world, better know as Hydrocodone or lortab. taking the pill may cause a sense of euphoria, and well being.
41:00 <johninja> lol
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> heh
41:00 <Maurice> Nom
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> if Bastardly_One was truly dedicated, he wouldn't have this burn notion, and care about what a cripple says
42:00 <PietSAbabe> hence why i said what i said , love doesnt require sex but relationship within couples must
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> he would be drawing
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> with pencil and pad.
42:00 <PietSAbabe> its the only reason why youre a couple
42:00 <johninja> no it doesn't piet
42:00 <johninja> do you think your grandparents still have sex?
42:00 <Maurice> Lori
42:00 <PietSAbabe> There be no reason to partner up with someone if theres no sex
42:00 <Maurice> A wild-haired, smart, down to earth goofball. Loves Teh Kittehs.
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon, I can understand why he has nothing dude, he's got nothing is nothing but then Bastardly_One so are you.
42:00 <Maurice> The hair is me in the morning
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
43:00 <Saemon> when i fall for a chick
43:00 <PietSAbabe> people want a sex life and want to share it with someone  who can return it just as equal
43:00 <Saemon> first thing that comes to mind isnt sex
43:00 <Maurice> Is it jogging?
43:00 <Saemon> i fall for her cause i think shes got an attractive face
43:00 <Saemon> and i respect her
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ jogging
43:00 <Maurice> You fuck hookers
43:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/10251944_10152367784135073_8381114082945991925_n.jpg
43:00 <Saemon> yeah i do
43:00 <Maurice> So no you don't think that at all
43:00 <Saemon> and i dont love them
44:00 <Saemon> for me, sex is somethng cheap and can be bought 
44:00 <Saemon> love isnt
44:00 <johninja> nice
44:00 <Maurice> Gag
44:00 <PietSAbabe> its the only reason id get serious with someone , i can fuck anyone i like but in 50 years there wont be a sex life and everyones partnered up , no one will ahve time for me :(I\
44:00 <Saemon> love is pure and important
44:00 <johninja> can you even get it up piet?
44:00 <PietSAbabe> anyway , we're gonna go hungry jacks
44:00 <Maurice> Damnit
44:00 <PietSAbabe> johninja: beyond the atmosphrere
44:00 <johninja> i see
45:00 <johninja> well you couldn't in the vid
45:00 <Maurice> I would 3 whoppers with cheese, minus everything except mayo, beetroo and sauce
45:00 <Maurice> Cheers
45:00 <Maurice> Would = want
45:00 <johninja> why would you give a gay man a video of you msterbating?
45:00 <Maurice> Beetroot*
45:00 <Maurice> This fucking auto correct
45:00 <PietSAbabe> you still refer the vid to me , not bright man
45:00 <Saemon> for me, theres a difference between liking a chick, and wanting to fuck a chick
45:00 <simba> even minus the meat??
45:00 <johninja> i know the full story man
45:00 <Maurice> No
45:00 <johninja> :)
45:00 <PietSAbabe> but ill tag it , i dun mind 
45:00 <PietSAbabe> ill flop it ;)
45:00 <Maurice> I want meat, cheese, bun, beetroot, mayo and sauce
45:00 <Maurice> x3
45:00 <PietSAbabe> WE NEED 
45:00 <Saemon> when i want to fuck a chick, its simply seeing some random in hot short shorts and it gets me an erection
45:00 <Maurice> Fuck it, make it x4
45:00 <Science_Homo> ive got a bad anus =/
45:00 <simba> im still not game enough 2 try beetroot it seems gross
46:00 <Maurice> :o
46:00 <Saemon> liking a chick is when i want to get to know her, now what she thinks, her feelings etc
46:00 <Maurice> It's the best
46:00 <simba> seems too powerful like itll dominate all the tastes
46:00 <johninja> needs lettuce
46:00 <Maurice> NO
46:00 <Maurice> YOU SUCK
46:00 <Maurice> I also get a bbq dipping sauce and dip my burger in it randomly
46:00 <Science_Homo> just do a cleaveland steamer
46:00 <Science_Homo> bitches love it
46:00 <Saemon> shitting on their chest?
46:00 <johninja> * screwss ([email protected]) has joined #brisbane
46:00 <Bastardly_One> simba you don't know what you're missing
47:00 <johninja> * skewed ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
47:00 <skewed> hey
47:00 <skewed> hows everyone
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm shit at explaining tastes though
47:00 <simba> hi screwss
47:00 <Maurice> Damn kitten has gone into insane mode
47:00 <Maurice> She'd fit right in this channel
47:00 <johninja> lol
47:00 <Science_Homo> i went on this dating site once
48:00 <Science_Homo> most the girls listed their fave position as cleveland steamer
48:00 <skewed> im still on a dating site
48:00 <Saemon> Science_Homo then its obviously some losers
49:00 <Saemon> havin a laugh makin fake profiles
49:00 <Science_Homo> how do u know they didnt like a big nasty one???
50:00 <Maurice> I'm not on a dating site
50:00 <simba> im currently dating a website
50:00 <johninja> dingo stole me baby
50:00 <Maurice> Thats hot
50:00 <Maurice> Both comments
51:00 <Science_Homo> is gay to root a female dingo
51:00 <johninja> if in the butt yeh
51:00 <skewed> bored of this
51:00 <Maurice> Don't let me go to bed at nearly 4am again
52:00 <Homogaygayguythatshomogayas> yo
52:00 <johninja> oh dear we bored screwss
52:00 <Homogaygayguythatshomogayas> gay gas yea baby gay gas
52:00 <Homogaygayguythatshomogayas> u heard!
52:00 <Homogaygayguythatshomogayas> wiki wiki beard word!
52:00 <Maurice> What a shame
52:00 <Science_Homo> bumjakin dingos FTW
52:00 <Science_Homo> ur all soft lol
52:00 <johninja> mel lets me rock a beard
52:00 <johninja> pretty cool gf
53:00 <Science_Homo> gnarly
53:00 <Science_Homo> so u growl her out with it
53:00 <johninja> i'm a lumberjack and i'm ok
53:00 <Maurice> Cam cannot
53:00 <Science_Homo> heh
53:00 <Maurice> He went to shave off his goatee, came out with a 70s porn mo
53:00 <johninja> lmao
53:00 <Science_Homo> beards are off the dizzle
53:00 <simba> beards are all the rage now they love em
54:00 <Science_Homo> making bitches randy since 1982
54:00 <Maurice> 'What do you thi-..' 'No.' 'But I-' 'NO. SHAVE IT
54:00 <Maurice> '
54:00 <Maurice> He shaved it
54:00 <Homogaygayguythatshomogayas> I hate this black guy in this movie
54:00 <beehhh> how did u know about 70s porn
54:00 <Homogaygayguythatshomogayas> he desnt even die
54:00 <Homogaygayguythatshomogayas> Randy dies
54:00 <Homogaygayguythatshomogayas> when he coulda died!
54:00 <beehhh> vintage?
54:00 <beehhh> retro
55:00 <Maurice> Because I have an eclectic taste concerning porn..
55:00 <Science_Homo> i havent had sex for so long most people i know irl just refer to me as 'the loser' =/
55:00 <Homogaygayguythatshomogayas> [02:24] <beehhh> vintage? retro, I ain't hetro, no Spanglish this b nut-cut death row!
55:00 <Homogaygayguythatshomogayas> true
55:00 <Homogaygayguythatshomogayas> :S
55:00 <simba> lol Science_Homo
55:00 <johninja> i was on a pretty bad roll for a while dd
55:00 <johninja> 6 years
55:00 <johninja> something like that
55:00 <johninja> mking up for it now ;)
55:00 <Science_Homo> ot sux
56:00 <Science_Homo> just blow heaps of loads 
56:00 <Science_Homo> pump them in her cunt pipe
56:00 <johninja> oi
56:00 <johninja> respect
56:00 <johninja> sheesh
56:00 <Science_Homo> most girls get horny over that language
56:00 <Science_Homo> xD
56:00 <Maurice> Jesus
56:00 <Science_Homo> say ti as u do it lol
56:00 <simba> like girls who drink vb?
56:00 <johninja> just find some ugly chick to bang man
56:00 <Maurice> Yeah they get horny when they like the guy saying it
57:00 <Science_Homo> yeah
57:00 <Homogaygayguythatshomogayas> tu es un pede, Bastardly_One.
57:00 <Homogaygayguythatshomogayas> un parfait!
57:00 <Homogaygayguythatshomogayas> brillant
57:00 <johninja> then yeh bang her for a few months
57:00 <johninja> and you get your confidence back
57:00 <Saemon> ew
57:00 <johninja> then find something better
57:00 <Science_Homo> most girls will get really aroused if u refer to their genitals as a cunt hole or cunt pipe
57:00 <Saemon> only bogan chicks drin vb
57:00 <Homogaygayguythatshomogayas> man i had good weed last nite
57:00 <Saemon> drink
57:00 <Homogaygayguythatshomogayas> simba
57:00 <Science_Homo> tried and tested ay
57:00 <Homogaygayguythatshomogayas> you'da drooled
58:00 <Saemon> the types u see pushin a trolley in centrelink
58:00 <Homogaygayguythatshomogayas> Daved just smashed buds in the cone piece
58:00 <Saemon> talkin with high pitched voices
58:00 <Maurice> Science_Homo, just no
58:00 <Maurice> They dont
58:00 <Homogaygayguythatshomogayas> like oldschool adelaide
58:00 <johninja> vayjay
58:00 <Homogaygayguythatshomogayas> so I did too!
58:00 <Science_Homo> how do u know ur not the minority Maurice
58:00 <beehhh> dolphines saves four fisher men
58:00 <Maurice> Because I'm half female and I know
58:00 <simba> centrelink is the only place Saemon ever goes so he only gets to see a small selection of australias women
59:00 <Saemon> wrong simba, i do most of my centrelink reporting etc online or through phone
59:00 <Maurice> I took my sis in law to centrestink the other day
59:00 <Maurice> Horrible place
59:00 <simba> dont answer back
59:00 <Saemon> another thing u goet wrong about me again
59:00 <Maurice> And we missed the stabbing :/
59:00 <Science_Homo> once i was doin this bitch and totally blowing a big nasty load up her cunt pipe and telling her about it....omg
59:00 <Saemon> dont act like u know it all simba
59:00 <Saemon> coz u dont
59:00 <Saemon> cunt
59:00 <Saemon> wat are u my dad?
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha Saemon
00:00 <simba> dab
00:00 <Maurice> Your dad would have pulled out
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> is Gold Class your lifes goal?
00:00 <johninja> centrelink is where i go to feel better about who i am
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> without wheels dude
00:00 <johninja> that and austnet
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> love the wrestling
00:00 <Maurice> Lol johninja
00:00 <Maurice> I should have looked at it that way
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> how would you pull off moves?
00:00 <Maurice> Some old man told me he liked my shoes
00:00 <johninja> lol
00:00 <Maurice> My shoes covered in skulls
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> im srs
00:00 <johninja> smooth
00:00 <Science_Homo> maurice she totally had a hoegasm all over me
01:00 <Maurice> It was fake
01:00 <johninja> this old guy told this chick at my tafe once "you got legs on ya like a table deary"
01:00 <johninja> she didn't know how to take it
01:00 <Maurice> I'm not sure how to take that either
02:00 <Excessive> "seen bettah legs on ah pool table"
02:00 <Maurice> My dining table has sturdy legs, my outside tables coz broken due to a 50kg weight
02:00 <Saemon> omg 7th heaven makes me gag
02:00 <johninja> lol exactly
02:00 <Science_Homo> the dirtiest hoegasm u ever seen
02:00 <Maurice> Got*
02:00 <Saemon> the happy happy family cliche
02:00 <Saemon> no real family is like that
02:00 <Saemon> puhleeze
02:00 <Maurice> And thats 2 outside tables
02:00 <Science_Homo> pumped her cunt open
02:00 <johninja> we are using milk crates for outside chairs rn
02:00 <Maurice> I have the chairs, just not the table
02:00 <johninja> need to get a few things like tht
03:00 <johninja> lol
03:00 <Maurice> King fatarse broke it
03:00 <Maurice> About the break this cat if she doesnt calm down
03:00 <Science_Homo> just pumped her cunt till all this fish sauce came out
03:00 <Maurice> Shes got her head stuck in the cup holder of a mini folding chair again
03:00 <Maurice> Yes, AGAIN
03:00 <johninja> lmao
03:00 <Maurice> Its about the 4th time, lesson not learnt
03:00 <johninja> pics!
04:00 <simba> pump my cunt full of unleaded
04:00 <Science_Homo> the bitch dug it
04:00 <Science_Homo> she came back for 2nds
04:00 <Maurice> Wow
04:00 <Maurice> Spot the virgin
04:00 <Maurice> Yes, that virgin is me
04:00 <johninja> i yell at my monitor sometimes too
05:00 <Science_Homo> just try find a really dirty irc guy like me
05:00 <Science_Homo> he will bang u heaps
05:00 <johninja> m or f?
05:00 <simba> Science_Homo u remind me of dudz
05:00 <Science_Homo> whatever u want bb
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <Saemon> i technically a virgin if you count real sex as sex that u dont without paying
05:00 <Maurice> He's deedldose
05:00 <simba> technically yes because youve only fucked men and hookers
06:00 <Saemon> but i think ive had more wild extreme sex than anyone in this room
06:00 <Maurice> Is your hymen intact?
06:00 <johninja> i always have my best relationship/sex moments when my bro is at his lowest
06:00 <Bastardly_One> doubt it 
06:00 <johninja> got my first blowie the night he got arrested
06:00 <Bastardly_One> coming from the scene I do no legs
06:00 <johninja> and the night i asked mel out he tried to suicide
06:00 <simba> dont propose then..!!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol simba
07:00 <johninja> my first blowie was shit tho
07:00 <simba> make sure hes wearing a helmet if u do
07:00 <Maurice> Lol
07:00 <johninja> cheese grater
07:00 <Bastardly_One> was thining the exact same thing
07:00 <Maurice> You need to suck harder, johninja
07:00 <johninja> i just wanked in her mouth
07:00 <johninja> lol
07:00 <simba> lol
07:00 <Maurice> Thats the key, make a vacuum seal
07:00 <Saemon> have you ever been ridden by a chick whislt having another squatting over your face and peeing into your mouth Bastardly_One? and would you have dared to swallow that pee?
07:00 <beehhh> lost for words lost in time
07:00 <Bastardly_One> not into water sports
07:00 <johninja> lol simba
07:00 <simba> thats not extreme thats horrifying
07:00 <Bastardly_One> been out with a sub into being a human toilet though
07:00 <Saemon> well then, you havent had an extreme of a sex life as i have 
08:00 <Science_Homo> would u fist a guy if he asked for it?
08:00 <Saemon> yes in the mouth i would
08:00 <Maurice> This is all just reminding me I'm not getting laid
08:00 <Maurice> Curses
08:00 <simba> but being pissed on is a dumb fetish its not extreme, some other guys fetish is probably playing mario kart 64 and fucking at the same time, that isnt extreme either
08:00 <Saemon> i want to fist simba in the mouth all the time
08:00 <johninja> lol
08:00 <Science_Homo> like a big nasty anus wrecker?
08:00 <Maurice> Knife play is extreme
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and it is 
09:00 <Maurice> You don't want to do that unless you have a 'fishpond' dug
09:00 <johninja> i tounged a chicks ass once
09:00 <Science_Homo> seems too much
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so is surgical play
09:00 <johninja> thats bout as extreme as i have been
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so is electo play
09:00 <johninja> she had a fetish for it
09:00 <simba> ive heard about blood play and all this it just sounds sick
09:00 <Maurice> You also don't want blood play
09:00 <Maurice> Not cool
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so is blood play
09:00 <Saemon> being pissed on for me its a turn on because its taboo, and also if the piss is coming from a hot chick, it makes u feel like having somethng that come from her body
09:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
09:00 <johninja> period sex doesn't count tho right?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and roman showers
09:00 <Maurice> No johninja
09:00 <Bastardly_One> surely that has to be spreading stuff
09:00 <Maurice> You're safe to continue
10:00 <johninja> sweet
10:00 <Bastardly_One> know what a roman shower is yeah?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> spew fetish
10:00 <Saemon> pee is actually sterile
10:00 <Saemon> wtf
10:00 <Science_Homo> would u let jessica alba fist ur asspipe if nobody found out?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> look it up
10:00 <Saemon> wht do they call it roman?
10:00 <Saemon> why
10:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a fetish
10:00 <Saemon> but wats it got to do with romans?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> they used to vomit after feasts
10:00 <Saemon> and then engage in orgy?
10:00 <Maurice> What he said
10:00 <simba> because after it happens you go roman around the city contemplating what youve just done
11:00 <Saemon> fuck oath those romans knew how to live
11:00 <Saemon> pee fetish is as far as i will go
11:00 <Maurice> Roman hands and Russian fingers
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and some fetishes can kill 
11:00 <Saemon> like what?
11:00 <Maurice> No shit
12:00 <Saemon> asphyxiation that can kill
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't want to be in the hands of someone that didn't know what they were doing with a TENS machine for instance
12:00 <Saemon> look up david carradine
12:00 <Saemon> wtf is a TENS machine?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just luck to of been taught by someone well known
12:00 <Maurice> Hello Michael Hutchence
12:00 <Science_Homo> hey any bitches wanna have it off? PST
12:00 <Saemon> electrical shocks onto your prostate?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs I have to explain everything to you right?
12:00 <Maurice> I'd like my own TENS machine
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a machine that you hook up to parts of the body 
13:00 <Maurice> Saemon if you can figure out Google, use it.
13:00 <Saemon> oh im sorry for not being as sick pervert a deviant as you Bastardly_One
13:00 <Bastardly_One> obviously in this case senstive ones
13:00 <simba> llool
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and you shock them with various currents
13:00 <simba> i call chad and dont even put on a voice and say im josh and he just goes with it
13:00 <simba> thats how mental they are
13:00 <Saemon> ah i was on the right track then b1
13:00 <Saemon> <Saemon> electrical shocks onto your prostate?
13:00 <Saemon> ive seen clips of that
14:00 <Maurice> 1 in 7 pot users, simba, 1 in 7
14:00 <Saemon> the guy just keeps on ejaculating its crazy
14:00 <Science_Homo> i love faux but she doenst love me back =/
14:00 <simba> 2 in 14
14:00 <Science_Homo> will u guise help
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I read this horrid story of a suspension gone wrong once
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> BRIGHT RIGHT! is this  i r c? man, inna ragem after circle jerks with Saemon and Bastardly_One, It's all staged, like magic tricks, simba, I'd simba a chick after I play dress up and Tootsie! Try and catch my weed smoke, bro, bloke, the fucking ron, I'm rippling on, the first and last, infected by i r c.
14:00 <Maurice> Nobody does, Science_Homo
14:00 <Science_Homo> what do i do
14:00 <Saemon> what happenend in that story?
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmaoz
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> bored
15:00 <Bastardly_One> what story in short is 
15:00 <simba> Science_Homo unless youre a teenager thats not cool
15:00 <Bastardly_One> she went to suspend this big sub girl
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and the ropes broke
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the sub got a fractured skull and back injuries
15:00 <Science_Homo> my penis is pretty small too
15:00 <Bastardly_One> one simple not checking shit properly
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> I want to give Bastardly_One brain surgery under the guise of Saemon, with my dick in his mouth
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and the sub was perm injured
15:00 <Science_Homo> its quite girthy tho
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> snash his fucking teeth out
16:00 <Saemon> ic
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're perm mentally injured
16:00 <Science_Homo> do most girls like chodes
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> I am doin multi media
16:00 <johninja> bleh ran out of battery
16:00 <Saemon> i heard some man in america died when a horse fucked him
16:00 <Bastardly_One> there was more to it that than 
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> swear if i even tried
16:00 <Saemon> perforated bowels
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> n chrissie n my bro
16:00 <Bastardly_One> than that 
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> r lucky ones mate
16:00 <johninja> woke up to the screaming demon and can't sleep :(
16:00 <Science_Homo> poo on ur battery for good luck
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> you dont know shit dude
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> about multi media
16:00 <Bastardly_One> like the emotional scaring of the Domme and shit 
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> u wont get a job for it
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah was a pretty scary story of what can go wrong
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> a cert in centerlink money bitch.
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> all you will get
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> and I'd be up for you to fuck me backwards man
17:00 <Bastardly_One> still fucking going 
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> if you didn't lie so much.
17:00 <beehhh> black dick in a small pussy
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope
17:00 <Bastardly_One> blah blah blah
17:00 <johninja> your dick doesn't work beehhh
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> just want you to do what you did yrs ago
17:00 <johninja> stay out
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> and leave irc
17:00 <Bastardly_One> move on man child
17:00 <beehhh> its huge
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> for the reasons you did
17:00 <beehhh> have a look
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> and that are true
18:00 <Bastardly_One> what reasons are those then?
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got it
18:00 <Science_Homo> jesus tried to fight me =/
18:00 <Bastardly_One> say it go on
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> everyone did
18:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope
18:00 <Bastardly_One> tell everyone the reasons
18:00 <Saemon> wat are you talking about PandasDontDrive? what reasons? im curious now
18:00 <Bastardly_One> gutless little cunt is all you are
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> why dont you, and make some horrorcore abstract art
18:00 <Saemon> tell me here or pm
18:00 <Bastardly_One> in public
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> faggot.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> go it 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> do it too
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> you did it
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> not me
18:00 <simba> lol lucie is 28
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> not us
18:00 <Bastardly_One> sure I did
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> not anyone but u
18:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking idiot
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> and u left
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> u said it
18:00 <johninja> wow@28
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> got caught out bro
18:00 <johninja> she looks 15
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> go leave again
18:00 <simba> yea 
19:00 <Saemon> ffs can you stop being being so fucken cryptic
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I said it now huh? rather than your "source"
19:00 <Maurice> Lucie doesnt exist
19:00 <Saemon> and say what yous mean
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> I bet it actually does plague you
19:00 <Maurice> You are now banging a tranny
19:00 <Bastardly_One> right now you are annoying me so much
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> every single day Bastardly_One
19:00 <johninja> all that retardation has kept her young
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish you were in distance to smash in the fucking face
19:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> really
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> some ultra-violence
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> AND SO KIDDIES
19:00 <Bastardly_One> would do you some wonders
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> DEATH FOR ALL RIGHT RIGHT!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> what you need is a good smash in the face with a baseball bat
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One suck my dick and cupppppppp my nuts!
20:00 <beehhh> http://tadams4u.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/kid-flying-in-dream.jpg
20:00 <Bastardly_One> might make you shut up for once in your life
20:00 <Science_Homo> metallica load was ok tho
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> you say what you did you did it!
20:00 <simba> beehhh has been watching the truman show again
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I did what?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I have no idea what you are on about
20:00 <johninja> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10270473_10153140528810942_1598624061437896553_n.png
20:00 <Bastardly_One> say it 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> come on :)
20:00 <Science_Homo> i said it =/
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol homo
21:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously this little ... pest
21:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10264888_10152451900955844_3000233669230546558_n.jpg
21:00 <Maurice> Fucking bitch
21:00 <Science_Homo> im blaming the booze
21:00 <Maurice> She's pinging
21:00 <Maurice> I'm not so much
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm stridtly, left onna neck like a hickey, bro check me and witness this, b1 sits on Venus, picarding, blame it on the boys and infect them like a devil.
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
21:00 <Excessive> pisica
21:00 <Science_Homo> i wanna poo on all cats
21:00 <johninja> awww kitty
21:00 <Science_Homo> WANNA POO ON ALL CATS
21:00 <johninja> such cool markings
21:00 <Bastardly_One> she looks innocent there
21:00 <Bastardly_One> for once
22:00 <johninja> phantommmm of the operrraaaaahhhhhhh
22:00 <Maurice> I want to drug her
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
22:00 <Maurice> She keeps setting off her sheep
22:00 <Maurice> And it squeaks
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I can imagine
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooh
22:00 <Maurice> Sheep don;t squeak damnit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and it annoys you right?
22:00 <johninja> you're doing it wrong ;)
22:00 <Bastardly_One> smart kitteh
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <Maurice> Very much
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol john
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but smart arse bitch
23:00 <Maurice> It was on a stick, like a fishing rod
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why she's doing it 
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> guy sucks up more chicks, than he has inches
23:00 <Bastardly_One> pisses you off
23:00 <Maurice> Not anymore, it got broken and the middle bit is missing
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> oi simba
23:00 <Science_Homo> whys it so late
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> IMA CEO LOSER!
23:00 <Science_Homo> jeebus
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahahaha
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk me rofl
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> did yano, imma ceo, loser?
23:00 <Maurice> Shut up
23:00 <Maurice> Nobody cares
23:00 <johninja> CEO of johninja enterprises
23:00 <Maurice> We all know you're a bludger
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> Maurice
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont talk about me cunt
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> you came in here from no-place
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> n got ops
24:00 <Bastardly_One> op abuse :)
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont flaunt it
24:00 <Bastardly_One> ni ni
24:00 <Saemon> lol that baa baa black sheep nursery rhyme sounds racist, it sounds like a black slave answering to his slave master in the plantation
24:00 <Saemon> "yes sir yes sir 3 bags full"
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> we're cool as long as we aren't talking Maurice.
24:00 <Maurice> Then don't PM me playing happy families
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it is meant to dickhead
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> okay
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> I wont
24:00 <johninja> interesting observation Saemon
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he does that hey Maurice?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the next day it's always up your arse
25:00 <Maurice> Too late, you did last night
25:00 <Saemon> really?
25:00 <Saemon> wow
25:00 <Bastardly_One> agreed
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> that was last night
25:00 <beehhh> dont worry about debts much kids will turn to an adult someday
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> not right now
25:00 <Saemon> i didnt know it is intened to be racist
25:00 <Saemon> intended
25:00 <Maurice> I wont show what you said
25:00 <Bastardly_One> think about it Saemon
25:00 <Maurice> But someone in here got ridiculed
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I never did until you mentioned it
25:00 <Maurice> AKA Saemon
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but it has to be 
25:00 <Maurice> Oh wait, that's not a surprise
25:00 <beehhh> worry about me comming back to australia for the last time
25:00 <Saemon> it could just be a conincidence
25:00 <beehhh> which was impossible for a sentence
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> all good Maurice
25:00 <Maurice> You wont get in, beehhh
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ffs
26:00 <johninja> someone did the 'enie menie minie mo, catch a nigger by his toe' one the other day in public
26:00 <johninja> i ws like :/
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> beagle pm
26:00 <johninja> you can't really teach kids that anymore
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> john will you read this beagle pm for me
26:00 <beehhh> Maurice yes and the tens of thousands of other would
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> pls
26:00 <johninja> no
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> PLS
26:00 <Maurice> It's like mary had a rainbow lamb
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
26:00 <johninja> ^
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba will!
26:00 <simba> yeah paste it in here
26:00 <Maurice> PandasDontDrive, it wasnt even Saemon, I just wasnt going to say who you bagged.
26:00 <johninja> mary had a little lamb then she had desert
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba go in ps3 and tell beagle to fkn suicide
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
26:00 <beehhh> would you rather have someone cared or someone doesnt care
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> okay!
27:00 <simba> i cant, beagle has me on ignore, so i just call him and say im you
27:00 <johninja> lol
27:00 <Saemon> i wonder if theres undergroup hitler youth programs in existance
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> <beagle> yeah i tried melbourne
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> <beagle> i heard something on phone click n stuff ??!
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> <beagle> im sleepy man chat ya in morning
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> <beagle> shimmons callen real early
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> <beagle> just gonna have a smoke n crash 
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> <PandasDontDrive> I'M SELLING MILK PLUS DRINK
27:00 <beehhh> i skypes with him earlier
27:00 <Saemon> where neo nazu parents take their kids to
27:00 <beehhh> skyped
27:00 <simba> hahahahahahahahahhaha hes talking about me calling him 
27:00 <Maurice> Nazu?
27:00 <simba> but u didnt even see it
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> LMFAO
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
27:00 <Saemon> nazi*
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl rofl rofl!!!!!!!
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> THE SIMBA MEN
27:00 <beehhh> he cares for me only aussie in whole australia
27:00 <johninja> Nazu sounds like a nice pacific island
28:00 <johninja> i want
28:00 <beehhh> he understands me somehow
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> discectionz
28:00 <Saemon> still cant believe hugo boss was a nazi
28:00 <johninja> yeh lol
28:00 <Saemon> and designed the freaken SS uniforms
28:00 <simba> beehhh do you want to blow chad
28:00 <Saemon> no wonder they looked so good
28:00 <johninja> yeh beehhh
28:00 <beehhh> norell and i are happy couple thanks
28:00 <johninja> beehhh
28:00 <johninja> would you do chad?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> [02:57] <simba> hahahahahahahahahhaha hes talking about me calling him  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
28:00 <Maurice> Hehe https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10314612_10152449549515844_2100128222974413817_n.jpg
28:00 <simba> beehhh if you had to break up with her because you moved down under with beehhh do you think you guys would end up a gay couple, do you find him attractive
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> even Lucie ditched chad
29:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t31.0-8/892689_267088826797475_1076485113_o.jpg
29:00 <simba> i mean move in with beagle
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> and she's like the oldest human being in the world
29:00 <Maurice> Lucie doesn't exist!
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> or least the ugliest female
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> caucasian..
29:00 <johninja> who is sexier beehhh, beagle or clive palmer
29:00 <Maurice> Clive
29:00 <johninja> lol
30:00 <beehhh> cliver palmer has sold his soul to the devil without any shame
30:00 <johninja> all that monies!
30:00 <beehhh> *china
30:00 <Saemon> nah
30:00 <johninja> answer my question
30:00 <Saemon> beagles got the hair 
30:00 <Maurice> I answered it
30:00 <beehhh> beagle gots the look
30:00 <Maurice> Clive all the way
30:00 <Maurice> He's a big, fat sack of sand
30:00 <Saemon> clive twerking
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> eagle> she doesnt answer lot of things i ask!
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> <beagle> shes quite introverted i suppose
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> <beagle> her brother says she is deeply in love with me
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> <beagle> it is hard to understand
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> <beagle> at times she seems so
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> <beagle> she is a really cute young woman , with a free spirit .... tho crazy at times flashes her boobs at public
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> <PandasDontDrive> STOP MSGING ME IT'S LIKE A DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN TO MY EYE THEN THE OTHER ONE, I'M SO SICK,K OF YOUR LASERING AND LUCIE SHIT, GET REAL STRESS, QUIT ALCOHOL AND WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FOR ONCE! ... with a horse head beside ya.
31:00 <simba> i can twerk
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> the end
31:00 <beehhh> not only that he's a crook
31:00 <beehhh> clive crook palmer
31:00 <Saemon> wtf that chick in beagles picture looks so much like a guy for a tranny
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> oops
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mirzd
31:00 <Saemon> most trannys looks like chicks at least a bit
31:00 <simba> ...what?
31:00 <simba> what do you think a trannie is?
31:00 <Saemon> this one however doenst look like a chick at all
31:00 <beehhh> a women in a man
32:00 <Saemon> a trannie is a guy who tries to look like a chick 
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba when Picard read that he was offended and thouoght it said Sexless Fatcunt
32:00 <Maurice> Ugh
32:00 <Saemon> and most succeeds to some degree
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
32:00 <beehhh> i dont like tomboys
32:00 <beehhh> = Maurice
32:00 <Saemon> this one with beehhh failed
32:00 <simba> yes a woman in a man lol
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm bread living as ham.
32:00 <Saemon> trannies in thailand are so good at it
32:00 <Bastardly_One> no
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> *nods*
32:00 <Saemon> that often the only way to tell is to grope them down there
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> *noods*
32:00 <johninja> sometimes i lie on the floor and pretend to be a breadcrumb
33:00 <Saemon> and even then
33:00 <Bastardly_One> a transexual has or wishes to change sexual gender
33:00 <Saemon> they might be post op
33:00 <Saemon> its fucked
33:00 <Saemon> can never trust a woman in thailand
33:00 <Bastardly_One> a guy in womens clothes is a cross dresser
33:00 <Saemon> cuz she might have been a man
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> so Saemon
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> wannabe a wheelchair-hitman?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> go kill chad
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> give you like a maccas kid meal for it.
34:00 <Saemon> nah the toys u with with them are shithouse these days
34:00 <beehhh> norell is an artist n a chef
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> right right
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and ugly
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
34:00 <Maurice> beehhh, that upsets me..
35:00 <simba> her paintbrush is her dick and the canvas is your asshole right beehhh
35:00 <Saemon> i hope norell realises the errors of his ways and hangs himself over the shame beehhh
35:00 <Maurice> Oh wait, no it doesn't
35:00 <beehhh> she'd steal and loaf of bread and share with me
35:00 <johninja> wtf...fb is telling me mel is online on her mobile but she is asleep and her phone is on the table charging
35:00 <Saemon> better yet, i hope norells impending suicide turns into a murder homicide-suicide
35:00 <johninja> should i be concerned?
35:00 <simba> yes
35:00 <beehhh> it upsets you cause now your comparing
35:00 <Saemon> when the cops finds your body and norells 
35:00 <simba> wake her up and ask her who shes talking to
35:00 <Saemon> beehhh
35:00 <johninja> lol
36:00 <johninja> more like someone accesing her account
36:00 <Maurice> FB sucks balls
36:00 <johninja> :./
36:00 <Bastardly_One> could even be she hasn't fully closed the app
36:00 <johninja> i should send some abusive messages
36:00 <Saemon> anyone heard of the tranny vanity?
36:00 <johninja> oh true
36:00 <Saemon> show shes one hot mama
36:00 <Bastardly_One> as on the phone it automatically puts chat on
36:00 <Saemon> now8
36:00 <beehhh> Saemon your as appalling as clive palmer and his crook party go join his party
37:00 <Maurice> johninja, while shes asleep, take boob pics
37:00 <beehhh> you belong there to QLD
37:00 <Maurice> Of her, not you
37:00 <Maurice> You're*
37:00 <beehhh> on the other hand angelic campbell newman and devil palmer to the other
37:00 <simba> beehhh: Yep.
38:00 <johninja> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> this channel gets more and more strange on a regular basis
40:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as you think you've seen it all
40:00 <Bastardly_One> uh uh 
40:00 <Saemon> wth is Excessive quit message?
40:00 <Saemon> is it hitler?
40:00 <beehhh> http://images.brisbanetimes.com.au/2013/06/18/4500136/palmer-newman729-620x349.jpg
40:00 <johninja> i think he is some slav
40:00 <johninja> makes sense
40:00 <Saemon> oh
40:00 <Saemon> eastern european scumbag
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> Serenity
41:00 <Saemon> we already got a bangladeshi and a greek in here
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Romanian to be exact
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> could that be the mystery gues
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I am pretty sure
41:00 <Saemon> no need for more sub-humans
41:00 <simba> i think Ex is turk
41:00 <Excessive> Hungarian
41:00 <simba> AhHh
41:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go 
42:00 <Saemon> are u always hungry?
42:00 <Saemon> lol
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> waitingBILLYS MOTHER NNICE TWIST HUH
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the Baron is turk
42:00 <simba> turk turkleton
42:00 <johninja> he don't act turk
42:00 <Bastardly_One> eX is too racist to be anything
42:00 <johninja> lol
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> did ya sezz :P
42:00 <beehhh> so many bangladeshis in melbourne
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know he doesnt does he john?
42:00 <beehhh> i should go to tasmania
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but he is and sure looks it actually
43:00 <beehhh> my ex wife aslo bangladeshi
43:00 <johninja> our whole floor stinks of weed some days
43:00 <johninja> (not from me)
43:00 <beehhh> cheated with me to the max
43:00 <beehhh> everything was a lie from her to me
43:00 <simba> we know beehhh
43:00 <beehhh> shes the reason my life turn into this
43:00 <johninja> why are you still alive beehhh?
43:00 <johninja> why carry on
44:00 <johninja> just give up man
44:00 <johninja> things won't get better for you
44:00 <simba> why are you letting her destroy the second half of your life too
44:00 <johninja> end it
44:00 <beehhh> to take revenge at large
44:00 <Saemon> what does simba do when he cant find his anal beads? he gets a needle and thread, strings up a bunch of olives and uses that instead. he runs outta lube? no worries, he uses olive oil for lube.
44:00 <johninja> hmm
44:00 <simba> you havent even seen you ex for years but you still let her have this power beehhh,,
44:00 <beehhh> its not her and me, its now me vs the world with norell bymyside
45:00 <johninja> lol
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> Billy was perfect you did a bang-up job Mrs Loomis
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
45:00 <johninja> norell won't stay with you
45:00 <johninja> why would she
45:00 <beehhh> trannies dont want much
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> j3 bro
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> i posted the chorus
45:00 <Saemon> norell is ugly as sin though
45:00 <Saemon> at least find a tranny whose good looking
46:00 <johninja> even ugly girls get sick of losers after a while
46:00 <Saemon> norell is ugly as a male or female
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> timeline, wouid explain feelings on here
46:00 <simba> you havent seen her as a male
46:00 <johninja> lol
46:00 <Saemon> whats norell's male name?
46:00 <Saemon> norman?
46:00 <beehhh> shes good looking that nite she didnt have place for months still organised my birthday
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> u seeemy last post j3
46:00 <beehhh> tamia
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's u;tra-viol;ence
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> !!
46:00 <johninja> lol you are dating a homeless chick
46:00 <beehhh> wait
46:00 <johninja> classy
46:00 <Saemon> simba just imagine norell in that pic with short hair
46:00 <Saemon> cover up the long hair at the back
47:00 <Saemon> and there u go
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> wotj his mess it's a messes
47:00 <Saemon> male
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> check my timeline dude.
47:00 <Saemon> norell for a tranny doesnt look like a chick at all
47:00 <beehhh> i'll rather let her in than tens of thousands of asian hooker
47:00 <Saemon> just looks like a guy with long hair
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon
47:00 <simba> michelle obama is male
47:00 <Saemon> may as well be ned stark
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> it seems Bastardly_One quit hacking on you
47:00 <beehhh> yes i do have a soft corner for trannies
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> you got no reason to keep talkin
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno
48:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One and i are actually mates
48:00 <johninja> nice
48:00 <Saemon> we jsut have a bit of fun taking the piss out on eachother
48:00 <beehhh> https://www.facebook.com/tamianatasha.aluwiyaperes
49:00 <simba> isnt that the same reasoning you used to pretend the guy at the servo you have awkward 15 second convos with is your mate too
49:00 <simba> that doesnt really constitute friendship man
49:00 <johninja> lol
50:00 <beehhh> https://scontent-a-kul.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/10245571_272990992873925_6343175262297520842_n.jpg
50:00 <Saemon> dont make fun of highlights of my day simba
50:00 <Saemon> let me have some happyness
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> [03:18] <Saemon> Bastardly_One and i are actually mates
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> [03:18] <johninja> nice
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> HAHAHAHA
50:00 <Saemon> wats so funny?
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> and I'm a cEO loser!
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahaha
51:00 <dematerialised> the only m8s Saemon have are prostitutes
51:00 <dematerialised> therefore B1 == prossie
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
51:00 <simba> lool
51:00 <Saemon> no im not an idiot
51:00 <simba> id pay 4 b1s services
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> LMfaO
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAHAHAHAB IRL
51:00 <beehhh> norell is a sales rep and work 6days a week in the furniture store
51:00 <Saemon> i know im paying them to be nice with me i know its not genuine
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk me
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba
52:00 <beehhh> she only makes 800 rm per month but honest
52:00 <Bastardly_One> no legs
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> we broke two people
52:00 <simba> what do u do beehhh
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm afraid I've got some bad news
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think, it's thrice time homey!
52:00 <beehhh> her honesty counts for million bucks
52:00 <Saemon> what is it Bastardly_One?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't stand you
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> mirza how did you break yourself
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemond
52:00 <Saemon> so what does that mean Bastardly_One?
52:00 <beehhh> i have four units to go this sem
52:00 <simba> Bastardly_One and Saemons dad have something in common they both hate him
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> I suggested a theory
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> about you
52:00 <johninja> mirza sponges money of his aunty
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> srsly
53:00 <johninja> and pretends to study
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> not the no cuddelz
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> no kitty
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> no pan
53:00 <Saemon> simba dont talk about my dad like u know about my life
53:00 <Saemon> he was an abusive drunk
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro, srsly I suggested that you have an inferiority complex
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> when ur dissed u suck it up
53:00 <beehhh> there is no easy way out, i m glad abbott is going to stop them adolesents pension
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> and b1
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> u suck it up
53:00 <Saemon> if you were his son he'd hate you and beat you up too
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> who the fuck gives a shit about that loser dude
54:00 <Saemon> it wasnt any fault of mine
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ino ur story
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> and Bastardly_One
54:00 <beehhh> the chef in brissie got beaten to death by gordon ramsey
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> was saying it's shit
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> and ur tryinna get chummy with him?"
54:00 <simba> Saemons dad was actually destined to deposit the Saemon semen into his buddies asshole that night, but the guy he was cheating on his wife with was banging another guy that night so Saemons dad begrudgingly went home and ploughed his wife and 9 months later they gave birth to a heavy manchild
54:00 <beehhh> for cooking funny meal
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> get in my butt it's nice and warm!
54:00 <johninja> lol
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolololo,lololllllllllllllz simba
55:00 <beehhh> hes a batman at night
55:00 <simba> Saemon u were destined to just swim up ur dads mates ass
55:00 <simba> nothing more
55:00 <simba> its funny how life can change
55:00 <johninja> creative writing award of the night goes to simba
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i fkn
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> red faced atm
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> ROFL
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> ih8usimba
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
55:00 <beehhh> wish i was in darwin but my agent only reps tassie and melb
55:00 <beehhh> honestly, should be vic or tas good for me for now?
55:00 <Saemon> simba stfu n fuck off back to mount olympus cunt and suck on hercules cock
55:00 <Saemon> u fucken greek faggot
56:00 <Saemon> australis full mate
56:00 <simba> beehhh come to adelaide 
56:00 <Saemon> fuck off back to your own country cunt
56:00 <beehhh> ok simba thanks
56:00 <Saemon> fucken olive oil drinkin motherfucka
56:00 <Saemon> greasy curly black haird peice of shit
56:00 <simba> u can stay with me when beagle gets too much
57:00 <johninja> lol
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> funny thing
57:00 <johninja> beehhh and simba hanging out
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon is dumber than Picard
57:00 <beehhh> http://orphantrust.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/im-02.jpg
57:00 <johninja> do you smoke weed beehhh?
57:00 <Saemon> whose a greek faggot that doesnt belong in this country? answer: simba
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> I mean Andy doesn't know it when he does it
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> but Saemon does
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> you look so damn pretty bro.
57:00 <simba> i spoke to beehhh on skype once he can actually have a conversation.. beagle was just yapping to himself in the background it was fucked
57:00 <Saemon> lol
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> i can actually say beagle keeps pming me
58:00 <beehhh> http://www.spectrecom.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Orphan-Trust.jpg
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
58:00 <johninja> beehhh would make a good drug mule
58:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One i can imagine beagles vouce
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> AND NOW
58:00 <Saemon> voice
58:00 <Saemon> souding like dean ambroses
58:00 <johninja> totally expendable
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> even after i told him to fk off
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
58:00 <simba> beehhh can probably hit the shisha like no white cunt can
58:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <beehhh> simba what beagle was trying to say
58:00 <Saemon> fuck shisha
58:00 <beehhh> hes funny i like him
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> beagle> okay but before i go , i tried returning to melbourne
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> <beagle> was in there seconds
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> <beagle> then banned again!
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> <beagle> thems ops are cocknoggins
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha
58:00 <Saemon> fucken teenybopper  smoke that shit
58:00 <beehhh> beagle likes me
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> now flop your prick, and die.
58:00 <Saemon> think they're hardcore
58:00 <Saemon> oooh im smokin sishsa
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> COCKNOGGINS
59:00 <beehhh> teddyblopper
59:00 <simba> who cares what the teenyboppers are doing?
59:00 <Saemon> its like fucken teenyboppers actin drunk with ginger beer
59:00 <Saemon> lol
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba don't be a cocknoggins
59:00 <simba> youve got a long gay life ahead of you if lil teens affect what u do that much
59:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> It's a spell from a Harry Pooter book.
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
59:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One, DONT BE A LEMON!
59:00 <Saemon> BE A ROSE BUD!
00:00 <Saemon> WOOOOC WOOO-OW-WAH WER-OO-WEH-OOOOOO!!!!
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> right right!
00:00 <beehhh> `seen ralph pootang
00:00 <prowl> beehhh, ralph? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember ralph.
01:00 <beehhh> i dont truth women
01:00 <beehhh> trust
02:00 <simba> beehhh do you find beagle attractive at all
02:00 <Saemon> beagle looks kinda like aragorn
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> beagle isnt typing right now
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> probably drinking goon
03:00 <johninja> i was starting to get hungry but changing that shitty nappy really cured me of that
03:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> and sniffing his catts arse
03:00 <johninja> best diet ever
03:00 <simba> do u think this girl is a bit 2 fat https://31.media.tumblr.com/f9d5f36d9f7cccce062221809ffe541f/tumblr_mznrzyuinN1qkokj2o3_500.jpg 
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> he said
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> few days ago to come up j3
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> said 80 dollars
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> lololololol
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> i spent over two grand on mum on her bday
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> n she even argued with me about it once i got here
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> 80 to see chad do what?
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> talk about being abducted by aliens again..
05:00 <Saemon> simba did your mum giv u permission to post her pic?
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <beehhh> i tell u who beagle looks alike
06:00 <simba> r u still sooking about earlier when i owned u Saemon...
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
06:00 <johninja> he looks a bit like brooke shields on meth
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> chad is drunk drunk again
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> pissed as fuck
07:00 <beehhh> robert dawny jr
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's myt name?
07:00 <johninja> lol
07:00 <johninja> he puts the downy in downy jnr
08:00 <johninja> what time does the maccas breakfasts start?
08:00 <johninja> might hit up a $3 bacon mcmuffin aand hshbrown
09:00 <simba> prob 6
09:00 <simba> how the fuck am i gonna get up 4 the footy at 1pm, fuck footy being at 1pm on a sat
09:00 <simba> what a gay time
10:00 <johninja> i been watching a bit now
10:00 <johninja> mel watches collingwood smash people
10:00 <johninja> couple of good games
10:00 <johninja> the essonden one was wierd
10:00 <johninja> then they beat those carlton fgts too
11:00 <Saemon> simba what time do u think is a good time for footy to be on?
11:00 <simba> they would be cool to start following
11:00 <johninja> not sure if i wnt to support them still
11:00 <johninja> hmm
11:00 <simba> killing the other big vic teams
11:00 <johninja> yeh mn
11:00 <simba> but they are stinkwood!!
11:00 <simba> Saemon youre a faggot but ill answer anyway, friday night or saturday night is the best slot
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahahahahahaahahahaha
11:00 <Saemon> IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!
11:00 <simba> then sat afternoon, sat early is the worst
11:00 <Saemon> lol ownt
11:00 <simba> sun afternoon is just retarded
12:00 <simba> like when ur dad and ur grandpa fucked and made u
12:00 <simba> a retard kid
12:00 <Saemon> footy is on at 1pm, AND OF YOUR NOT DOWN WITH THAT!, I'VE GOT 2 WORDS FOR YAH!
12:00 <simba> god youre so gay i feel bad for you
12:00 <Saemon> SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:00 <simba> i genuinely wish we could meet up so i could explain how gay you are and tell you how to improve yourself i just feel for you
13:00 <simba> im a giving person
13:00 <johninja> i wish i was a baby again
13:00 <johninja> 90
13:00 <johninja> 90% of problems are solved with milk
14:00 <Saemon> simba if u want to meet, u have to agree in taking part in a TLC match with me in my backyard
14:00 <Saemon> tables ladders and chairs match
14:00 <johninja> lol
14:00 <johninja> sounds homo erotic
14:00 <Saemon> and it will be recorded and uploaded on here for the room to see
15:00 <Saemon> and i will job to me
15:00 <Saemon> and you* will job to me
15:00 <Saemon> (means u have to agree to lose to me)
15:00 <johninja> lol
16:00 <simba> i no what a TLC match is i grew out of wrestling before you even got into it 
16:00 <Saemon> hrm ok do u know what a royal rumble match is?
16:00 <simba> i was watching the dudley boys put people through chairs when you were still playing with your daddies balls in your cot as he stood over it the sick bastard
17:00 <Saemon> cool then we can have a dudleys style tables match
17:00 <Saemon> first one to be put through a table loses
17:00 <Saemon> of course, i have to agree to be the one
17:00 <Saemon> fuck
17:00 <Saemon> you have to
17:00 <simba> ive got a better idea first one to type a line into #melbourne after this one has to leave the server
18:00 <Saemon> lalala 
18:00 <Saemon> lalala
18:00 <Saemon> thats 2 lines
18:00 <Saemon> so i dont have to leave
18:00 <Saemon> i win.
18:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10313091_10152458141203760_6757848654361798085_n.jpg 
18:00 <Saemon> cuz u said 'a' line, not 2 lines
18:00 <simba> a line and then another line 
18:00 <simba> u lose
19:00 <Saemon> u didnt say 'then another line' in your original statement
19:00 <Saemon> so i win. again.
19:00 <simba> no arguing 
19:00 <johninja> thats why you don't feel up old lady boobs
19:00 <simba> that uleh got habib'd
19:00 <johninja> (apart from the fact that why the fuck would you even do that, what a sus cunt)
20:00 <Saemon> yeah that looks like some sorta self defense demo for an old lady in case she gets groped
20:00 <Saemon> her being old though should have been enough of a deterrant from gettin groped anyway though
20:00 <johninja> she really should do something with his right hand
21:00 <johninja> lol
21:00 <johninja> actually bit hard to do anything from that angle
21:00 <johninja> for him
21:00 <johninja> n1
23:00 <johninja> awww she was sitting there staring at me and smiled when i turned around
24:00 <johninja> shit like that makes it all worhtwhile eh
24:00 <johninja> poor little dude
24:00 <johninja> teething and a cold
24:00 <johninja> too scared to let her sleep on her own in case she chokes
26:00 <Sponge> they say ellen page is a lesbian
26:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/p480x480/10302225_10152046922106491_1896128859640146853_n.jpg 
26:00 <johninja> she said she is
26:00 <johninja> so yeh
26:00 <johninja> pretty sure she is
27:00 <Sponge> crazy
37:00 <johninja> http://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/h_14463751.jpg?w=1100
38:00 <johninja> May 5, 2014. Bullet casings, scissors and the wrapper to a tourniquet lie in a puddle of blood on the outskirts of Slovyansk, eastern Ukraine
38:00 <johninja> shit got real
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> noooooooooooooooo
40:00 <beehhh> i used to have an optus analouge phone from elizabeth st
40:00 <beehhh> is this true 
41:00 <simba> mirza mirza mirza - said like marcia bradys jealous sister
41:00 <skewed> simba: let it go, leeettt it gooo
42:00 <DeadmanChatting> where did it go wrong this about time you dont feel much pain
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> I just did a chad, backward rolled a cigarette, backward and a backward, I repeat myself YET?
42:00 <skewed> cant hold it back neemore
45:00 <DeadmanChatting> http://lindadaniele.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/305-king-street_i-have-a-dream-mural1.jpg
46:00 <simba> johninja do u think west ham and andy carroll are gonna do lfc a big ass favour
46:00 <johninja> i fucking hope so man
46:00 <johninja> we done it b4
47:00 <johninja> i think it was man u
47:00 <johninja> we stopped
47:00 <johninja> and arsenal got up
47:00 <johninja> last day of the season
47:00 <johninja> i havn't seen fuck all soccer lately
47:00 <johninja> :(
47:00 <johninja> miss me foxtel
48:00 <johninja> glad atletico made it to the final too
48:00 <johninja> thats huge
49:00 <DeadmanChatting> A river used to flow through here
50:00 <DeadmanChatting> hush now be harden up my friend tomorrow is another day
50:00 <Excessive> "there's a flood gate"
50:00 <Excessive> "and a ragin river"
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> johninja DO YOU LIKE HAM
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> I LIKE HAM
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> SIMBA LIKES HAM
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> EVERYONE LIKES HAM
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> shut up Saemon
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> we like ham!
52:00 <johninja> sure man
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
52:00 <johninja> tripple smoked ham
52:00 <simba> yea go atletico go ham
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> baby
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> shit is expensive
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> ham, is like so much even the one with the fat on it is more expensive way just going over, over, over, over my budget
53:00 <Excessive> I quite indulge in marinated anchivies at times, believe or not ...... $35.00/kg
53:00 <Excessive> tis gd fo yo brain
54:00 <DeadmanChatting> here they call it ikan bliss
54:00 <DeadmanChatting> knorr ikan bliss
54:00 <Excessive> anchovies*
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta ditch loren
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> in a nice way
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno how bro
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> wake her up say hey gtfo
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
55:00 <Excessive> u jus wait fo dee opportune moment sometimes
57:00 <Excessive> somethin along the lines of "don't do that"
58:00 <DeadmanChatting> http://www.vporn.com/ebony/evasive-angles-oriental-orgy-world-pt/210448/
59:00 <Excessive> I'd rather nawt
01:00 <DeadmanChatting> this is old skool from the 80's already
07:00 <simba> lol
07:00 <simba> is that ur fav be?
08:00 <simba> DeadmanChatting?
08:00 <simba> black on  yellow?
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> this is always fun
38:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10258576_1595580520667430_815373883011611183_n.jpg
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
55:00 <Excessive> 4<(:o)
58:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/10274154_10201375809991842_5339946130494290617_n.jpg
59:00 <simba> classic i rc
09:00 <zoomer> asl perth? ne1 prvt me
18:00 <Duke_36> hi Rhee
18:00 <Rhee> :/
18:00 <Duke_36> whats wrong?
22:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVFuv6KNIzY
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boy and Bear - Bridges (Mar 17, 2014) 4:08 - Category: - 14,826 views - 155 likes (98.1%), 3 dislikes (1.9%)
43:00 <johninja> lol
43:00 <johninja> creeped out
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> boobs
50:00 <johninja> 80085
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> did she like hot cakes
50:00 <zoomer> titties ain't pretty
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> zoomer u must be looking at the wrong ones then
51:00 <zoomer> no-no-no, all titties, no pretty
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> u must be gay then
52:00 <zoomer> asl?
52:00 <PietSAbabe> ribbit
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> 12/shemale/afghanistan
52:00 <zoomer> hmm
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> are u afraid to try something different
53:00 <zoomer> yes, nearly
53:00 <zoomer> come to perth
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> but this is melbourne
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
55:00 <PietSAbabe> its the shemales from thailand and the philipines that you must fear
55:00 <PietSAbabe> their offensive strength is always full on
55:00 <SexParlour> i wake up to this bullshit
56:00 <SexParlour> fuck u people have no lives
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> piet did u make me a nw vid
56:00 <PietSAbabe> they're like they're ninjas that been kicked out due to gender complications
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> new
56:00 <PietSAbabe> oh  nup
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> i need a pick me up
56:00 <PietSAbabe> well theres video but nmot for your eyes
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> can my nose watch it?
56:00 <SexParlour> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven%27s_Gate_%28religious_group%29
57:00 <PietSAbabe> mah neighbour is nearly a dream that somehow exists
57:00 <PietSAbabe> close to it anyway :p
57:00 <PietSAbabe> i dunno , your nose nose , ask it
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> the asian lady
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> does she smell like noodles?
57:00 <SexParlour> harrow
58:00 <SexParlour> u want big cock
58:00 <SexParlour> big strong cock
58:00 <PietSAbabe> no , asians do sedem to have the smelliest breath, but i find that to be from the asian males
58:00 <SexParlour> u big strong aussie guy
58:00 <SexParlour> their breath smells cause of the all the cum
58:00 <SexParlour> the fucking sluts
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> i remember bali
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> get off the plane
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> chicks offer to be your gf
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> grab your hand put it down their pants
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> see no cock
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
58:00 <SexParlour> lol
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> the ex just laughed at me
59:00 <SexParlour> disgusting
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> fucking went through soo much sanitiser
59:00 <PietSAbabe> i gotta go , im playing around with girlie makeups , being this fucking good looking should be a deadly sin
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
59:00 <PietSAbabe> its a sin against humanity being this good
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah the aussie bogan look needs make up
00:00 <PietSAbabe> its against humanity
00:00 <PietSAbabe> cos im this awesome
00:00 <PietSAbabe> and the rest of the world3
00:00 <PietSAbabe> is below me
00:00 <PietSAbabe> !
00:00 <simba> shut the fuck up pieter you fucking faggot
00:00 <PietSAbabe> see against humanity ;)
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> simba where would we be without piets rants
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> irc would be boring
00:00 <simba> you are clueless 
01:00 <Sponge> PietS been smoking shards all night
02:00 <PietSAbabe> may you all say my name atleast 50 times before 8:15
03:00 <dangerAFK> PietSAbabe PietSAbabe PietSAbabe PietSAbabe
03:00 <simba> lmao
03:00 <Lumeah> Why? To boost to your self inflation., while you deflate others?.. Its lonely at the top. 
04:00 <simba> r u off pieter now Lumeah
07:00 <Lumeah> Pancakes? Real ones.. Not md's
09:00 <dangerAFK> I always find it weird the people buy pancake mix
09:00 <dangerAFK> when there are like 3 ingredients
09:00 <Sponge> it's messy
09:00 <Lumeah> Yeah, i know ahy.. Lol
09:00 <Sponge> easier to just pour water into a plastic bottle and throw that bottle away
10:00 <dangerAFK> but its actually not
10:00 <dangerAFK> easier, at all
10:00 <Lumeah> I ment cafe ones. 
11:00 <Lumeah> :p
11:00 <dangerAFK> lazy
12:00 <dangerAFK> then again, people buy their meat chopped up to cook a stir fry
12:00 <dangerAFK> people are retarded
12:00 <Lumeah> They are. 
13:00 <dangerAFK> one of my friends posts pictures of the meals he cooks.. a kiev he didnt actually make and frozen peas
13:00 <dangerAFK> and he is proud of his efforts
13:00 <dangerAFK> like he's achieved something
14:00 <Lumeah> Wired... 
14:00 <Lumeah> Rof.. Lol
14:00 <Lumeah> Did he punch himself in the balls after? 
16:00 <dangerAFK> what balls?
16:00 <Lumeah> Never mind 
16:00 <Lumeah> Lol
22:00 <dangerAFK> I wish there was a legitimate way to oust a government
22:00 <dangerAFK> the only time its ever happened was with one of the best prime ministers we've ever had
22:00 <dangerAFK> but somehow we're stuck with tony
27:00 <dangerAFK> I think howard banned guns because he knew everybody would want to kill Tony one day.
27:00 <Lumeah> Thats for sure.. Going to suffer with him. 
35:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
36:00 <dangerAFK> lol
37:00 <Lumeah> I don't have those characters. Lol i see little boxes. 
38:00 <dangerAFK> australian asylum seeker policy makes me feel sick.
39:00 <simba> wat r u runnin a 386
39:00 <simba> politics will rape your soul and spit you out its asshole if you spend too much energy on it
40:00 <johninja> i don't like abbott
40:00 <johninja> but what he is doing kinda needed to happen to some degree
40:00 <johninja> when he is done fucking everything then it will be like a clean slate for labor
40:00 <dangerAFK> the problem is governments rarely go back
40:00 <Sponge> abbot is shutting down all irc dsp'ers 35 and under
41:00 <johninja> well he is
41:00 <Lumeah> No a htc desire.. 
41:00 <Sponge> soon this place will be a ghost town
41:00 <johninja> he has removed a lot of the beuracracy
41:00 <johninja> which is rad 
41:00 <dangerAFK> johninja: no, I mean it wont be revisited by labor after the next election
41:00 <johninja> although he also removed a lot of important public services
41:00 <johninja> hmm
41:00 <dangerAFK> they wont get rid of the doctor charge because its money
41:00 <johninja> i think labor will bring back all the public services he removes
41:00 <dangerAFK> and they didnt have to upset people
41:00 <johninja> or a lot
41:00 <johninja> it will leave us in a good position i think
42:00 <johninja> guess we will see
42:00 <johninja> going to be a tough 3 years
42:00 <johninja> hope albanese gets the leadership
42:00 <johninja> shorten is ok but not as good imo
42:00 <dangerAFK> labor and liberal are pretty much the same party, i remember hawk saying once in the past they argued about policy and ideology, now they argue about the phrasing of one line in a 50 page document
43:00 <johninja> lol
43:00 <johninja> yeh
43:00 <johninja> the right and the extreme right
43:00 <johninja> there are still some proper commies in there though
43:00 <dangerAFK> gillard was the most left wing person in the party, clearly personal beliefs dont matter when it comes to seeking power
43:00 <johninja> hmmm
43:00 <johninja> i think rudd was cool
43:00 <dangerAFK> a bit like how john mccain backed off his anti torture stance to run for president
44:00 <dangerAFK> you're not allowed to have any convictions that go against the party line
44:00 <johninja> he was a legit american hero
44:00 <johninja> pulled a dude from a burning plane
44:00 <johninja> at risk of his life
44:00 <johninja> strange they didn't pump the fuck out of that story
44:00 <dangerAFK> they did
45:00 <dangerAFK> palin stole the show i suppose
45:00 <johninja> yeh
45:00 <johninja> i think that was itr
45:00 <johninja> romney lol
45:00 <Duke_36> hey Roxy-Gurl
45:00 <dangerAFK> the next US election is going to be clinton vs bush
45:00 <johninja> he was just the like...fall guy
45:00 <dangerAFK> history repeating
45:00 <johninja> they rarely don't let them serve 2 terms
45:00 <dangerAFK> I think john kerry got fucked over the most
46:00 <dangerAFK> when he went up against bush
46:00 <dangerAFK> somehow the media just destroyed him
46:00 <johninja> and then they switch parties
46:00 <johninja> its so predictable
47:00 <dangerAFK> its also crazy that they campaign for 2 years or more
49:00 <johninja> yeh its odd
49:00 <johninja> plus how some of the states are pretty much shored up for one side or another for generations
49:00 <dangerAFK> yeah
49:00 <johninja> so they don't even bother campaigning there
49:00 <dangerAFK> generational poverty that somehow results in people voting for the party of the rich
49:00 <johninja> lol yeh
50:00 <johninja> ...
50:00 <dangerAFK> the american dream is just a lie to keep poor people thinking they can be rich one day
50:00 <johninja> "at least we have our freedom!"
50:00 <dangerAFK> teabaggers
51:00 <dangerAFK> theres a group on facebook called the australian tea party
51:00 <dangerAFK> they deserve a good trollin
51:00 <Sponge> i love tea
52:00 <johninja> yeh there are a few scummy groups there
52:00 <johninja> https://www.facebook.com/#!/RUAParty 
53:00 <johninja> just full of hatred towards muslims under the guise of a political party
54:00 <Excessive> YEW LIVE IN THE WESTERN WORLD, STOP BACKIN THE COMMIES DOWN THERE WITH THEIR CHURCH IN MOSKOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
55:00 <simba> Pieter, do you know why you're my favorite chatter? It's because you're not afraid to be who you are. Sure your altenative lifestyle may not sit well with some, but I think you are one of the best gay chatters on irc  and you are a great role model. I know some people probably don't understand, but i do.
55:00 <dangerAFK> I wonder whats gunna happen with russia and the ukraine
56:00 <dangerAFK> other than lots of people dying
56:00 <johninja> https://www.facebook.com/#!/btf4eva
56:00 <johninja> yeh will be interesting danger
57:00 <johninja> it was close with syria too
57:00 <johninja> russia vs the world
57:00 <johninja> i think china may side with them though
57:00 <johninja> that would make things interesting
58:00 <dangerAFK> those pages are just making me angry
58:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny yous typed early in the moirning lol
58:00 <dangerAFK> the problem with stupid xenophobix racist cunts, is that they're stupid, so they don't realise they're stupid
58:00 <dangerAFK> xenophobic*
59:00 <dangerAFK> europe depends on russian oil too much to actually get tough with them.. that said, the pipeline comes through the ukraine
59:00 <johninja> xenophobix sounds like a cool new breakfast cereal lol
59:00 <dangerAFK> also, we wont be going to war with russia because they could actually fight back
59:00 <dangerAFK> and we don't like that
00:00 <johninja> lol
00:00 <johninja> true enough
01:00 <johninja> wars in russia usually don't end well for the attacker
01:00 <dangerAFK> or afghanistan
01:00 <dangerAFK> hah
01:00 <dangerAFK> russia tried for 20 years when they had the resources and still couldnt win a ground war in afghanistan
01:00 <dangerAFK> but somehow we think we've got it covered
02:00 <johninja> lol
02:00 <johninja> john went toilet, hi aaron
02:00 <dangerAFK> hey lem
02:00 <johninja> haha
02:00 <johninja> hows you?
02:00 <dangerAFK> hows loife
03:00 <dangerAFK> im good thanks, just chillaxin yo
03:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFeCqq5zmPk
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Northeast Party House // The Haunted (Mar 15, 2014) 4:09 - Category: - 11,433 views - 76 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
03:00 <dangerAFK> hows the youngster?
03:00 <johninja> bit sick with the cold today yeh shes sick aswell =(
03:00 <johninja> johns taking care of the household
03:00 <dangerAFK> brutal, ive had a cough for 3 weeks now
03:00 <johninja> thankgod
03:00 <dangerAFK> smoking probably doesnt help
03:00 <dangerAFK> but its pretty nasty
03:00 <johninja> is it a cold of infection?
04:00 <dangerAFK> it was a pretty straightforward cold
04:00 <dangerAFK> now its a nasty cough that makes me throw up from time to time
04:00 <johninja> mucus and shit is the worst, yeh I've dry reached heaps =\
04:00 <dangerAFK> but im not a baby, so its not as sad
04:00 <dangerAFK> ahah
04:00 <lumeah2> ekk o good dangerAFK
04:00 <johninja> poor angels so confused
05:00 <johninja> she lost her voice so it's probably really painful
08:00 <dangerAFK> :(
08:00 <johninja> alexander the great couldn't win in afghanistan either
08:00 <johninja> so theres that...
09:00 <dangerAFK> I desperately need food.
09:00 <dangerAFK> johninja: was it napoleon that lead his army to freeze in russia?
10:00 <dangerAFK> I have left over pizza, I am going to go eat that
10:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny yous typed early in the moirning lol
10:00 <dangerAFK> and then get beaten by 12 year olds at cod
10:00 <dangerAFK> or battlefield
10:00 <dangerAFK> i havent played battlefield on the ps4 at all
11:00 <dangerAFK> i shall do that.
11:00 <dangerAFK> I bid you all a fond farewell.
11:00 <lumeah2> byes
14:00 <johninja> yeah dangerAFK
14:00 <johninja> that was tragic
14:00 <johninja> so many died
14:00 <johninja> pce
15:00 <Excessive> 4k, I'll be orff then, try n not wreck anythin yew lil lost puppies (never knowin who to believe) .......... we'll talk again, though l8ers fo now \o.
18:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> sup
18:00 <dangerAFK> https://scontent-b-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10303788_10152134060733940_8702477477301207319_n.jpg
18:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> white people hate when brady because
19:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> he does gay shit all the time
20:00 <johninja> when brady?
20:00 <johninja> he watched the chappele show after 10 years and thinks he is cool
20:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> WAYNE
20:00 <johninja> lol
20:00 <johninja> i'm rick james bitch
20:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> johninja is a loser
21:00 <Shadowgate> WAYNE^BRADY is a new character
21:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> (johninja) i'm rick james bitch 
21:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> loser
21:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b93YX4xXdVQ 
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: James the Nigga Hating Dolphin (Mar 9, 2012) 0:19 - Category: - 65,090 views - 558 likes (99.1%), 5 dislikes (0.9%)
21:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> johninja loves cum in his ass
22:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> lol
22:00 <johninja> someone seems a little upset
22:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> u fucking nigger
22:00 <johninja> WAYNE^BRADY is a very upset new character
22:00 <johninja> i can't see him lasting long
22:00 <johninja> refuses to control his emotions
22:00 <johninja> you really need to calm down lady
22:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> thats a quaint little story
23:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> u need a root fag
23:00 <johninja> lmao
23:00 <johninja> i have a gf fuckwit
23:00 <johninja> sex on tap
23:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> l o s e r
23:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> ur a loser
24:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> and ur a nigger, which is worse
24:00 <johninja> at least i'm not angry on the internet at 9:30 on a saterday morning
24:00 <johninja> what a sad life you lead :(
25:00 <Shadowgate> lol
25:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> LOOK EVERYONE ITS A NIGGER
25:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
26:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> johninja u are a nigger
27:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> dont ever interrupt the white man again
27:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> u nigger wog monkey
27:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> ill kill u, nigger
27:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> lol
27:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> u nigger cunt
28:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> fuck up
28:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> fuck its cold 2day
28:00 <lumeah2> whats the temp
28:00 <johninja> u mad
29:00 <johninja> i'm white
29:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> u mad
29:00 <johninja> but i do have a big dick
29:00 <johninja> so i understand the confusion
29:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> nigger one
29:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> 2 de
29:00 <johninja> how much money did you lose last night mendo?
29:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> grees
29:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> celsius
30:00 <johninja> is this why you so mad?
30:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> no
30:00 <johninja> failed at gambling again lol
30:00 <johninja> you think you would hve learnt your lesson
30:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> fuck up nigger
30:00 <johninja> its like the 432904731209417239317312th time
30:00 <johninja> lolololololol
30:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> u nigger clown
30:00 <johninja> wasting all you DSP on bad bets
30:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> ur a nigger
30:00 <johninja> retard
31:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> 50 years ago we'd of had you upside down with a fuckin fork up your ass, nigger 
31:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> nigger
32:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> nigger
32:00 <johninja> abbott is going to re-asses everyone under 35 on DSP mendo
32:00 <johninja> you will have to work lol
32:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> no he wont
33:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> nigger loser
33:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> faggot wog nigger
33:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> faggot wog nigger coon 
34:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> u better hurry up and turn 35 niggerjohn
34:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> or youre fucked
34:00 <WAYNE^BRADY> lol
35:00 <simba> lol z lined
35:00 <lumeah2> lol
42:00 <johninja> lol
45:00 <Lumeah> wb omfgbbqhax
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> thanx
48:00 <johninja> wb everyone
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> just looking at what i can spend my ebgames store credit on
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> i forgot i have $300 credit with them
49:00 <Lumeah> ohh nice
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> but i dont really need anything
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> as i dont game anymore
49:00 <Lumeah> but cool keyboard for ya games
49:00 <johninja> they have some nice figurines
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> i decided to get rid of all my gaming stuff
49:00 <Lumeah> ahh ok
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> i could see if they have tablets for kids
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> get one for miley
50:00 <Lumeah> yeah
51:00 <Lumeah> tho playing with out one is better have to have set time to use it .
51:00 <Lumeah> need pysical activitys more
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> well its pissing down with rain here
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> so i was going to go take the bike into town and get her something 
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh yeah i bought a new motorbike
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> :P
52:00 <simba> yeah its funny how not long ago parents waited as long as possible before giving their kid a computer in their room or their own mobile phone.. but now just because the technology is here, they have an ipad by six years old?
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> miley is 3
52:00 <johninja> the beards are live on sunrise
52:00 <johninja> just sayin'
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> she is drawing on my iphone atm
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
52:00 <Lumeah> lol
52:00 <simba> beards!
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> why dont ebgames sell better stuff
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> wtf am i going to spend this money on
52:00 <simba> eb sux man
53:00 <johninja> sell it on ebay for 200
53:00 <johninja> sheesh
53:00 <Lumeah> shurgs
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> i traded games a few years ago and i went in yesterday and they were like......"you still have $300 store credit"
54:00 <simba> you could buy TWO full priced games for that lol
54:00 <simba> classic eb
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> i just want to spend the money
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> might buy all my neices and nephews toys
55:00 <Rak> ask if they transfer store credit to somewhere useful like steam
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> you can buy steam credit
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> but i dont game anymore
55:00 <simba> be video game santa
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
56:00 <Rak> get them broken age
56:00 <Sponge> hey rolf was only touching up young teen pussy
56:00 <Sponge> not fucking young boys
56:00 <Sponge> he's not so bad after all
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> might buy the ex's buy a new ds
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> boy
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> there goes $250
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> or another iphone
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> might be easy to sell
01:00 <johninja> just go on the website and look already
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmm
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> wish this rain would go away
18:00 <johninja> lol tried to snoozw but sex wakes me up :/
19:00 <johninja> dammit
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> sif
20:00 <johninja> true story
20:00 <johninja> fapping makes me sleep
20:00 <johninja> i think because sex is like a workout
20:00 <johninja> fapping is more like...
28:00 <johninja> a brisk walk
34:00 <Nikky`> Morning 
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> nikky
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> omg
35:00 <Nikky`> omg hey omfgbbqhax
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> i miss u
36:00 <dangerAFK> how can you miss anybody, you're always here
36:00 <Nikky`> hehe
36:00 <dangerAFK> you're here every time im here, talking about how you're never here
36:00 <Nikky`> How are you?
36:00 <Nikky`> Hey MrDanger Man
36:00 <dangerAFK> hello nikky ma'am
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am not here often
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> i usually dissapear for a week or 2
39:00 <Nikky`> I'm never here - i'm there
43:00 <johninja> hey Nikky` 
43:00 <johninja> how you been?
43:00 <Nikky`> I've been fantastical and your lovely self?
44:00 <Nikky`> How is Frankston treating you
47:00 <johninja> its really nice :D
47:00 <johninja> and yeah i am well thanks
47:00 <johninja> had a bit of flu earlier
47:00 <johninja> but got over that
48:00 <johninja> not a fan of the weather either lol
48:00 <johninja> everything else i like
48:00 <Nikky`> Yeah its going around, I had slight cold on off for over week.. hopefully that is all I get and no flu
48:00 <Nikky`> hehe welcome to Vic
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
01:00 <Nikky`> So whats new omfgbbqhax
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> ummm miley and i have chest infections
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> have had the week off work
02:00 <Nikky`> bummer
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> building an arcade machine
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> etc
02:00 <Nikky`> good times
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> just ordered a new part for it
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> https://www.arcadegamingaustralia.com.au/cms/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=shop.flypage&product_id=22&category_id=3&option=com_phpshop&Itemid=7
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am too lazy to wire my own
03:00 <Nikky`> lol
03:00 <Nikky`> I wouldn't even know where to start
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
05:00 <Nikky`> Not that I want to learn
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok
10:00 <Nikky`> I would play said games tho
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> bah i need to go to the shop
10:00 <Nikky`> I need to go to gym
10:00 <Nikky`> swap
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am making an arcade cabinet so i can play street fighter and all those games
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> and if it works i have a few people who want them aswell
11:00 <Nikky`> Hey doctor
11:00 <Nikky`> cool
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> this time i am cheating and not doing all the wiring
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am lazy
11:00 <doctor> morning Nikky`
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> ugh g away rain
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> go
16:00 <Nikky`> Okie dokie.. time I got ready and got it over n done with 
16:00 <Nikky`> Have good day
58:00 <Shadowgate> lets party all day
17:00 <Lumeah> mmm nummy scrambeled eggs
18:00 <Rak> shutup and bring me jelly beans
18:00 <Lumeah> no
18:00 <Lumeah> for lunch?
18:00 <Rak> for now
19:00 <Lumeah> branded ones ?
19:00 <Rak> allens sour jelly beans
19:00 <Rak> or jelly belly 
19:00 <Rak> or last choice, tncc jelly beans
20:00 <cYbR> o/
20:00 <Lumeah> jelly belly
20:00 <Lumeah> mmm so nice
20:00 <cYbR> i like the lemon/lime ones
21:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> jelly babies soaked in vodka is nice
21:00 <dangerAFK> I am awesome
21:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> sames
22:00 <dangerAFK> last night I ordered a pizza, and about 5 minutes later my housemate who works at a pizza joint came home with 3 pizzas
22:00 <dangerAFK> and i was like mother fucker
22:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> lol
22:00 <dangerAFK> but this morning it is a positive, because theres lots of pizza to steal
22:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> should've just not answered the door to the pizza guy
22:00 <dangerAFK> i paid onlines
22:00 <dangerAFK> my money was already goneeeeeeee
22:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> gay
22:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> =\
22:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> do you use menulog?
22:00 <dangerAFK> is katy perry hot
23:00 <dangerAFK> yeah menulog usually
23:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> somewhat
23:00 <Lumeah> same joint?
23:00 <dangerAFK> nah lumeah
23:00 <Lumeah> ok
23:00 <dangerAFK> his one doenst deliver here
23:00 <Lumeah> crappy
24:00 <MrMark> arvo
25:00 <Rak> RainbowSparklePrincess:  hmmm i like jelly beans and i like vodka
25:00 <Rak> nice idea
25:00 <MrMark> mmmmmmmmmmm
26:00 <MrMark> vodka soaked jelly beans?
26:00 <Rak> indeed
27:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> yeh its nice
27:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> gets you fucked up aswell
27:00 <dangerAFK> jelly babies wasnt it?
27:00 <Rak> how long do you have to soak it for?
27:00 <dangerAFK> we've moved on to beans
27:00 <Rak> why not both!
27:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> did anyone see that shovel fight video?
27:00 <dangerAFK> because one would absorb liquid far better than the other
28:00 <dangerAFK> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnXh3XR9zyM
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BAT FIGHT with Will Ferrell (Oct 31, 2009) 3:45 - Category: - 2,453,043 views - 13,121 likes (91.9%), 1,150 dislikes (8.1%)
28:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> soak it for a day or even a week
28:00 <Lumeah> hmmm that was soo nice undried tomates capsicum mushys scrambeled eggs verjuice..so nice.
28:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> snakes are good to put in also
28:00 <Serenity> im sad that i know what RainbowSparklePrincess is
29:00 <Lumeah> my little pony?
29:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> lol
29:00 <Rak> porn star?
29:00 <Lumeah> lol
29:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> <= mel, johns gone to get me medicine
29:00 <Serenity> ohello!
29:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> hai!
29:00 <Serenity> whats wrong wit you
29:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> fkn angel and I both have colds
29:00 <Serenity> oh nooo
29:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> poor bubby
30:00 <Serenity> bubbas with colds is awful
30:00 <dangerAFK> BAT FIGHT
30:00 <Serenity> im babysitting my great niece tonight
30:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> I've given her neurophen and panadol but it's not working, strange enough me stroking her back lightly settles her
30:00 <Serenity> should be interesting
30:00 <dangerAFK> how great is she?
30:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> my mum used to do it for me
31:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> oh her first toothy started coming out yesterday aswell
31:00 <Serenity> yeah i wasnt exclaiming out awesome she is :P
31:00 <Serenity> yayy teeeefs
31:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> you nervous about sitting the baby?
31:00 <Serenity> thats probably why shes got a 'cold'
31:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> or excited?
31:00 <Serenity> they tend to do that
31:00 <Serenity> im so excited haha
31:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> you going to get clucky?
31:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> =P
32:00 <Serenity> oh dude ive been clicky for the better part of the last 2 years
32:00 <Serenity> clucky
32:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> thinking of having another or have you got your tubes cut?
32:00 <Serenity> no tubes done here
32:00 <Serenity> but nah ive got a good thing going now
33:00 <Serenity> kids are older, i have reletive freedom
33:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> yeah
33:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> yeah totally
33:00 <Serenity> i can sleep an entire night!
33:00 <Serenity> haha
33:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> I think lees crazy for wanting another
34:00 <Serenity> i spose it might be different if you only have one
34:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> true
34:00 <Serenity> but ive had 3 now including my angel so.. yeah i dont need to have any more
35:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> yeah thats true
35:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> john wants heaps 
35:00 <Serenity> he crazy
35:00 <Serenity> lol
35:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> I told him if I carry it for ten months after its born he can carry it for ten months
37:00 <Serenity> hahaha
38:00 <faux> Goooood morning 
39:00 <RainbowSparklePrincess> how come theres so much free mason shit on tv today
39:00 <faux> Hello dangerous guy
40:00 <dangerAFK> hulo
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
45:00 <Lumeah> mmm:P
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes its like that
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> tese cold tablets are makin me sleepy
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> better havea scotch
46:00 <Lumeah> lol
46:00 <Rak> what kind?
46:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
46:00 <Lumeah> well thats not good omfgbbqhax
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> ummm
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont know i have a few bottles to choose from
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> prob go cheap stuff as i cant taste it all that well
46:00 <TheRiddler> oops
46:00 <Rak> good call
46:00 <TheRiddler> I forgot to buy malibu today
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> prob black douglas
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats cheap
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> i think i have a few bottles here
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> brb
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> yep have a few bottles
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> 2 opened already
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> well this is one fun saturday
50:00 <Lumeah> is miley there/
50:00 <Lumeah> ?
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
50:00 <Lumeah> why ya drinking then
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> she is watching adventure time andher mum a mothers day card we are making 
50:00 <Lumeah> :P
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> oooooooops
50:00 <Lumeah> cute
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> we are watching adventure time and making her mum a mothers day card
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> and getting stickers everywhere
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> and why cant i drink?
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont get drunk
53:00 <Lumeah> well i don't want her to feel daddys a little wired today cuz he just took pain killers and scotch lol
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> [pills make me sleepy
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> scotch wakes me up
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> happy medium
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> :P
55:00 <Lumeah> :P
55:00 <Lumeah> nice..
55:00 <faux> Yes because hagrid has a say in how you raise your child
55:00 <faux> Excellent 
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> i like skrillex
56:00 <faux> http://awfuleyebrows.tumblr.com
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> faux u heard skrillex?
56:00 <faux> Is that a serious question 
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> u might be a faggot
57:00 <faux> Lol
57:00 <faux> you listen to skrillex and I might be the faggot?
57:00 <faux> LOL.
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> this song better?
58:00 <faux> good lord
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have to download drapht
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> wb hun
02:00 <Nikky`> Thanks
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> that was a short session
02:00 <Nikky`> 45mins of cardio
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> and 20 mins kegal?
03:00 <Nikky`> Just cardio
04:00 <Nikky`> Now having coffee, then dry my hair n head to shops
04:00 <Nikky`> Then possibly a nap hehe
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
05:00 <Nikky`> I'm living the dream
05:00 <Nikky`> hehe
11:00 <BlackDevil> has australia ever found that plan yet?
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> i had the cops pay a visit
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont know why BlackDevil
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean some fkn african robs me what do i tell them "A nigger did it!"
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> or just say jon did it
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> pls paste me some nice cam chick, love pandis.
13:00 <BlackDevil> plane
14:00 <BlackDevil> sorry they dont have a plan
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao j
14:00 <BlackDevil> lol
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> THANKS FOR THE SECOND VISIT
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> the chick cop looked nice
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> didn't even speak though omfgbbqhax, :(
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> did u ask her if she wanted to come back later and take some drugs and root?
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> i would of
15:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> the pepperspray says no but the handcuffs say yes
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> https://www.arcadegamingaustralia.com.au/cms/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=shop.flypage&product_id=22&category_id=3&option=com_phpshop&Itemid=7
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats what i am buying j
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> for my arcade machine
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> i got lazy and ordered it
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> soz bro i farted n
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> it smells REAL NICE
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> *clicks*
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> saves me pulling the xbox controller apart and doing all the wriring
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> wiring
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> listen to this omfgbbqhax
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMBm_jW-Z0s
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cage I Never Knew You (May 29, 2009) 4:29 - Category: - 13,358 views - 94 likes (92.2%), 8 dislikes (7.8%)
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> so good man
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> man that system is confusing!
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> ??
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> I still want TMNT or street fighter 2 arcade
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> like actual arcade machines
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> easy to build your own j
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats what i am doing
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> true?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm not jesus J
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> aint no jewish carpenter
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah easy as
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> srs?
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> hang on
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> well, I guess, suffice it to say, I haven't worked with wood for a while
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> http://coinopsproject.freeforums.org/updated-build-a-coinops-arcade-cabinet-part-10-22nd-jan-t557.html
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> just need a sheet of mdf
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> my fkn whittling knife is up at Ashlee's dads houose lol onna farm IN THE COUNOTRY lol
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> old xbox
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> kk
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> easy as
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am downloading coinops 5 atm
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> 50gig
19:00 <FredFlinstone> fark
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> downloaded like 15gig now and uploaded 20gig
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> i c
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dl real fast now man
19:00 <Lumeah> Hey pandy
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> i usually do j
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just gotta keep goin into my router n change the channels
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> but not many seeders on torrent
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> atm on 6 lol its like acceptable
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dl from soulseek when it comes to music
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> i cant find a better torrent for coinops
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> utorrent shits me as but i still do for movies
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> number 6 is out
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> but cant find a torrent
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> 11 is next
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> my great looking bald gay man
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont do teh coin thang
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> what coin thing
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> real life IS CONFUSING ENOUGH
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> without using bitcoins to buy drugs
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!!
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> j
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> 4 us
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10313043_284186968414984_7945726031768291608_n.jpg
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmfao!!!
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> go get me a scotch bb
29:00 <JimmyJack> ok bb
29:00 <Loof> miley sleepin?
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah watching adventure time
29:00 <Loof> cool
30:00 <Loof> gonna give her an afternoon nap?
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats up to her
30:00 <Loof> k
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> she prob will cause we are stuck inside
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> fucking rain
30:00 <Loof> sucks man i know
31:00 <Loof> cant even take zac to the park cause of the wet grass
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> wet grass is fine
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> rain is the cunt
31:00 <Loof> yeah
31:00 <Loof> did she cop the flu?
31:00 <Loof> it's going around
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> just chest infection
31:00 <Loof> damn :(
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> she is better than i am
32:00 <BlackDevil> can i sleep in your lap josh?
32:00 <Loof> cool
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> groin yes jon
32:00 <Lumeah> one of my fav coffee shops closed
33:00 <Rak> watching Bob's Burgers always makes me want burgers :(
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> if this torrent dont work i am going to be very angry
34:00 <Loof> watch captain phillips bb
34:00 <Loof> it's awesome
34:00 <Lumeah> don't ya hate that
34:00 <Rak> cptn phillips was good
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> cptn morgan is better
34:00 <Rak> lol
34:00 <Rak> try cptn morgan in hot chocolate
35:00 <Rak> works great
35:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> sounds gay
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> why would u mix it with shit 
35:00 <Rak> if by gay you mean delicious and creamy in my mouth, then yes
35:00 <Loof> lol
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes
35:00 <FredFlinstone> oooeeerrrrr
35:00 <Loof> i like this Rak guy :)
35:00 <Rak> gaaaaaaay
35:00 <Loof> :P
35:00 <Rak> :D
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> my replacement bb?
36:00 <Loof> never bb
36:00 <Loof> lets fuck
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> no
36:00 <Loof> :(
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> i cant put anything in my mouth
36:00 <Lumeah> aww poor loofy
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have a sore throat
36:00 <Loof> cum will soothe it
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> lets go
36:00 <Loof> yay!
36:00 <FredFlinstone> vitamin e
37:00 <MrMark> semen
37:00 <FredFlinstone> spoof
37:00 <MrMark> spunk
37:00 <MrMark> pearl jam
37:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
37:00 <Nikky`> okie dokie will bbl.. coffee break is over
37:00 <FredFlinstone> you dirty bitch
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> ooops
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> i just clapped
38:00 <Rak> you must be happy and know it
38:00 <FredFlinstone> or insane
38:00 <Lumeah> both
38:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
39:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
39:00 <FredFlinstone> its boring when you have a hangover lol
40:00 <FredFlinstone> woot its TheRon 
40:00 <MrMark> jizz
41:00 <TheRon> here comes fun!
41:00 <FredFlinstone> on ya burger?
41:00 <FredFlinstone> the fun ploice just entered the building
41:00 <FredFlinstone> police
41:00 <TheRon> got the game on FredFlinstone ?
41:00 <FredFlinstone> which one?
41:00 <TheRon> port v freo
41:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
41:00 <FredFlinstone> whos winning?
42:00 <TheRon> top of the table more or less
42:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> oi j u here
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> i just googled myself and there is a pic of my back tatt
42:00 <FredFlinstone> bit of a surprise last night
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
42:00 <TheRon> injuries and it's that time of year
43:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
43:00 <FredFlinstone> why are you drinking watches?
43:00 <FredFlinstone> that be painful
43:00 <FredFlinstone> I prefer ice myself
43:00 <MrMark> :P
43:00 <TheRon> really?
43:00 <MrMark> i like to watch.....
43:00 <FredFlinstone> we know
43:00 <TheRon> better than speed?
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey ron
44:00 <FredFlinstone> nfi
44:00 <TheRon> hello
44:00 <FredFlinstone> which channel is the match on?
44:00 <FredFlinstone> fox?
44:00 <TheRon> fox footy
44:00 <MrMark> meow
44:00 <FredFlinstone> ok will put it on my phone
44:00 <TheRon> i got go on my tablet
45:00 <Loof> yeah this MrMark fgt dickshitbreath is going to my ignore with that fgt meow
45:00 <FredFlinstone> coolies I havent put it on the ipad yet
45:00 <FredFlinstone> wife doesnt know I have one lmao
45:00 <MrMark> wooohooo!
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> u are used to that view aint u bb
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> :P
45:00 <TheRon> better keep that from the wife
45:00 <Loof> yes bb
46:00 <Loof> the tatt looks better covered in my jizz though
46:00 <FredFlinstone> score review
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
46:00 <FredFlinstone> already lol
46:00 <TheRon> clearly a freo foot
46:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
46:00 <TheRon> behind
46:00 <FredFlinstone> bloody ex essendon cheat
46:00 <TheRon> monfries?
47:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah
47:00 <TheRon> he does come from a team of scum
47:00 <FredFlinstone> he knew he didnt kick it
47:00 <FredFlinstone> I know lol
48:00 <TheRon> i haven't been down the pub to talk shit about footy in ages
48:00 <MrMark> poor u
48:00 <TheRon> they can be the best arvo/evenings
48:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no
48:00 <FredFlinstone> get smashed
49:00 <FredFlinstone> I did yesterday lol
49:00 <MrMark> nah just tired and emotional
49:00 <TheRon> i got a slab of boag's draught to get through
49:00 <FredFlinstone> wd
49:00 <FredFlinstone> the best beer
49:00 <TheRon> i can keep drinking it and drinking it
49:00 <TheRon> no hangover
49:00 <FredFlinstone> woohoo
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh my god
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> why do women have tongues
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> they got fingers
50:00 <TheRon> it's best off tap i reckon
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> windmill emselves
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> but leave out the fkn words mang
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup ronnie
50:00 <TheRon> hows it?
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're one of two kinds.
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> not bad bro
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> sunny
50:00 <TheRon> a chick turn you down last night?
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> but the clouds keep fkn it up
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> how r u
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
50:00 <TheRon> yes very sunny
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotter in mybed
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> was robbed by a fkn nigger tho
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> yesserday 9amish
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl amish
51:00 <FredFlinstone> not good
51:00 <TheRon> damn
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> yar yar
51:00 <TheRon> in adelaide too, who would've thought
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> what was nice was the second time the police come around to ask for a description and I said have you seen gods must be crazy
51:00 <Loof> http://thefreethoughtproject.com/citizen-pulls-drunken-cop-locks-cruiser/
51:00 <TheRon> i'm tipping freo for this one
52:00 <TheRon> i just think the ground suits them
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> srsly said it
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh so a game is on?
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> afl?
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> pls say soccer
52:00 <TheRon> in adelaide
52:00 <FredFlinstone> its a nice ground isnt it
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> then I can hit a chick, legally, because I can't read.
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> in radelaidz
53:00 <TheRon> violence against women australia says no
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean the soccer stadium is only like twenny mins walk from me bro
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> but what do you say?
53:00 <TheRon> soccer season is over
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> yep
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> n baseball
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> NFL
54:00 <TheRon> if the woman is bigger than you it's fine
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> im freaking out there's nothing to watch on normal, tee vee unless it's French
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> I do like a curvy woman man
54:00 <TheRon> nice boobs to play with
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> the one in  my bedroom, she came eight hours, well like one or two
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> she flew
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i remember the journey on the bus
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif stillllll sleeeeping
55:00 <TheRon> she came for 8 hours??
55:00 <TheRon> wow you are skilled
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> I think i"ma paste abashingly, Bastardly 1. right right, pic on facebook
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw she took what used to be an eight hour bus ride
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> lololol
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> just she doesnt like adelaide
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk me
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause yea all she has here is me coz her mum died
56:00 <TheRon> and she did
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> n she hates to be here
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> *opens eyes*
57:00 <TheRon> i made pizza dough, i just hope it's gonna rise
58:00 <FredFlinstone> it will if you have yeast in it
58:00 <TheRon> nice
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> omg
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> the ron
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> this has to be in pm
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont want motherfuckers here
58:00 <TheRon> 2 tsp
58:00 <FredFlinstone> cool
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn working this out
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> I will pm u!
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> j
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> oi j
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> soooooooooooooooo
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am watching a bird shit on my roof
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> sitting on my antenna
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> wb Lumeah
10:00 <Lumeah> ty :)
16:00 <MrMark> man juice
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey b1
18:00 <Bastardly_One> hey hax
19:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One
19:00 <BlackDevil> you shave or wax?
22:00 <TheRon> freo by 6 points
28:00 <Sponge> you ever had a fish swallow the hook TheRon?
29:00 <TheRon> no
29:00 <TheRon> is that code?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't feel well 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> back soon
30:00 <Sponge> i would not like my caught fish to die such an agonising death
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> sorry i am making cards with miley
32:00 <Lumeah> cools
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> she just made one for erin
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> and dad
32:00 <TheRon> uncle ron?
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> dads bday today
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> now she is doing a family pic
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> mum dad mitchell miley
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> this is fun
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> she is such a good drawer
36:00 <Lumeah> hehe cools
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> she just did an awesome pic
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> now she is trying to do her name
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> i wish i could find the camera
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> or work out how to get the cam working
38:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> omfgbbqhax
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> no
39:00 <Lumeah> turn it on
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> its attatched to the laptop
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> u cant just turn it on
39:00 <Rak> i went and got my own jelly beans so fuck you Lumeah
40:00 <Lumeah> hahaha
40:00 <Lumeah> good for you
40:00 <Lumeah> :P
40:00 <Rak> :|
40:00 <Rak> don't mock me woman
40:00 <Lumeah> poor rak
40:00 <Rak> i had to put pants on
40:00 <Rak> PANTS!
40:00 <Lumeah> dun say fuck me lol
40:00 <Lumeah> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
40:00 <Rak> too
40:00 <Rak> late
40:00 <Lumeah> lol
41:00 <Lumeah> PANTS!!!
41:00 <Lumeah> and undies?
41:00 <Rak> of course
41:00 <Rak> i'm not an animal
41:00 <Lumeah> lol ok
41:00 <TheRon> if i pick do i not bleed
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok my webcam is installed but i cant open it
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> grrrrrrrrrrr
42:00 <TheRon> never a frown with golden brown
52:00 <Rak> woah has community been cancelled?
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> omg
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> nikky
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> i just took a new pic
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> fuck i am hot
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
53:00 <Nikky`> hehe
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> http://i57.tinypic.com/2zjgmfa.jpg
53:00 <Nikky`> Well show me said hot pic
53:00 <BlackDevil> that kid looks lost
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> even when i am sick
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats my daughter jon
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> so yeah
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
53:00 <Nikky`> wow, could you get any hotter ;o)
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> if i took a pic with just me
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> miley makes me hot
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> well more appealing
54:00 <Nikky`> well
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes well
56:00 <Nikky`> moving right along
56:00 <Nikky`> Such a lovely Sat afternoon napping weather
57:00 <Shadowgate> yous kill people of laiughter
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmm
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> miley wants to sleep now
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> i might nap 2
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> wb bb
58:00 <JimmyJack> ty
59:00 <Nikky`> Napping is a must on weekends
59:00 <Nikky`> Hey Loof :o)
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> i try
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> he is busy fappin over my pic
59:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> omfgbbqhax you are a massive fool
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> why
59:00 <Loof> hey Nikky` :)
59:00 <Loof> awww bb
59:00 <Loof> that's awesome
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> why am i a fool
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> ?
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
00:00 <Loof> splitting headache bb
00:00 <Loof> :(
01:00 <Nikky`> Naps help with that
01:00 <Nikky`> It is all our nap time soon
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> so does scotch
01:00 <Nikky`> get it on it
01:00 <Nikky`> noooooo
01:00 <Nikky`> canadian club
01:00 <Nikky`> mmm
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> mm
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> cc and dry
02:00 <Nikky`> I have litre of it here
02:00 <Nikky`> That is good
02:00 <MrMark> good whiskey
02:00 <Loof> mmm Nikky` drunk
02:00 <Loof> to hawt
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> nikky boobs
02:00 <Loof> mmm
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> kgo
03:00 <Nikky`> negatory
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> bah
03:00 <Nikky`> but might have a drink later..right now it be nap time
03:00 <Nikky`> bbl
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> kbai
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> i might be gone
04:00 <simba> CARN THE POWER FUCK EM UP CUNTS
04:00 <simba> 10,1PAFC1,0 1870 1,10PAFC0,1 1870 10,1PAFC1,0 1870 1,10PAFC0,1 1870
05:00 <TheRon> way to support the team
05:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
06:00 <Loof> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BopLWdixRkM
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I Might Be Wrong - Radiohead (Date not found) 5:01 - Category: - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 936 likes (98.9%), 10 dislikes (1.1%)
06:00 <TheRon> loof you reallay are wrong
07:00 <TheRon> freo by 10
08:00 <Loof> no more vikings :(
08:00 <Loof> till next season
09:00 <TheRon> much tit in that?
13:00 <FredFlinstone> dont like that show watched it a couple of times
14:00 <couleurs> me 2
22:00 <Sponge> JUSTIN CLIMBS OUT OF HTE SUN ROOF!!
22:00 <Sponge> http://youtu.be/W7G3nhIDQck?t=29s
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NEW (Exclusive) Justin Bieber at his Hotel with Hundreds of Beliebers Waiting in NYC 04-30-14 (May 9, 2014) 4:42 - Category: - 8 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:00 <Sponge> this shit is cray
25:00 <couleurs> i wish they were all on that malaysian flight 
26:00 <Sponge> on a tropical island somewhere near the indian islands?
26:00 <Sponge> i hope they're being treated well
26:00 <Sponge> i'm sure they are
26:00 <couleurs> no, dead
27:00 <Sponge> don't be so negative couleurs
27:00 <Sponge> they changed search back to the islands
27:00 <Sponge> they think it could have landed on an island again now
27:00 <Sponge> and everyone is ok
27:00 <TheRon> i'd be checking a few russian airfeilds
28:00 <Sponge> true
30:00 <couleurs> :)
32:00 <Loof> happiness is just a matter of opening your ass to the world around you
34:00 <Loof> when trying to get that cucumber up your butt, just keep trying and dont give up
36:00 <dangerAFK> is that what your wife enjoys
36:00 <Mew> success is refreshing
36:00 <Loof> hi Mew :)
37:00 <TheRon> I'm gonna fight em off. A seven-nation army couldn't hold me back.
37:00 <dangerAFK> what constitutes success?
37:00 <Loof> mulitple cucumbers
37:00 <Mew> ^
37:00 <dangerAFK> lol
38:00 <TheRon> cuccumbers are good eating
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> you wonda why they call you ... Wonda.
38:00 <TheRon> simba is a little nervous right now
39:00 <dangerAFK> it might be time for a nap attack
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahahahahaaaaw
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> dangerAFK
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude
39:00 <Loof> Lumeah and the vagina of pus
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> u missed the best shit
39:00 <dangerAFK> yo
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard looked up simba on urbandictonary
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> n  werd it
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> n i found Picarding
40:00 <Loof> Lumeah have you learnt to count to 10 yet?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> fits so well
40:00 <Loof> Spewmeah
40:00 <Loof> ?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> Look up simba and picarding 
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> Daveman i pm u
41:00 <Loof> 1 fix, 2 fix, 3 fix, 4. anyone who fucks pieter is a stinky whore
42:00 <Lumeah> i didn't.
42:00 <Lumeah> i can't say any more than that.
42:00 <Lumeah> take it or leave it
43:00 <Mew> have you met pieter irl?
43:00 <Lumeah> no
43:00 <Loof> PietSAbabe is frantically trying to save up for a plane ride so he can parachute into a dumpster from 10,000 feet
44:00 <Loof> i'd love to meet pieter
44:00 <Lumeah> never talked to him off irc
44:00 <Loof> the beatdown i give him would be orgasmkic
44:00 <Lumeah> was just a muck around thing.
44:00 <Mew> how did you find out about austnet Lumeah?
45:00 <Lumeah> whys that mew?
45:00 <Mew> just curious
45:00 <Lumeah> he didn't tell me abbout it if thats what you mean.
46:00 <Mew> no i mean how did you come across austnet
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> hi Lumeah
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> is mew being mean again?
46:00 <dangerAFK> wb foe
46:00 <Mew> nothing to do with pieter lol
46:00 <Lumeah> hi pandy
46:00 <couleurs> Pieter Sux
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> she does it a lot, uno, self esteem and not nirvana, just she has none.
46:00 <Mew> its not like it gets advertised like snapchat and instagram or anything
46:00 <Mew> its sort of hard to find 
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> hi
47:00 <dangerAFK> police have to go somewhere to entrap people
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> it must get boring on Kangaroo Island Mew
47:00 <TheRon> port in front
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur always on
47:00 <Lumeah> im sure i used it long before you sweetheart
47:00 <Lumeah> ;)
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> never with ur bf or ur kid dude
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> and always slooting ppl
47:00 <Mew> pandas you can go on your crazy rant but im not gonna respond after this lol
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> like ur life matters, besides the handybra, slag.
47:00 <Mew> oh so it was something you used years ago and came back to?
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> uhuh
47:00 <TheRon> why so mean??
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> is that home made MEW ORIGINAL!
47:00 <Mew> it was actually a genuine question cos i posted a thing about it on reddit a while back
47:00 <dangerAFK> woah josh, why so hostile
48:00 <Mew> and thought maybe you found it through that
48:00 <dangerAFK> lets all hug it out
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't have to explain your day away to me man
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm a guy
48:00 <Lumeah> you think i know about it from your post?
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> I got two balls, one sac
48:00 <Lumeah> hardly
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> at least I'm not you, tits fall and your feet step on that.
48:00 <TheRon> debateable! :)
48:00 <Mew> i wondered if that was where because you appeared not long after it
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> Love you ELLIE!
49:00 <Lumeah> :)
49:00 <dangerAFK> woah Lumeah
49:00 <dangerAFK> whats with the attitude
49:00 <dangerAFK> calm your face
49:00 <Mew> its fine, i understand that you used this years ago and thats how you know about it.. calm down lol
49:00 <dangerAFK> anyone that says hardly, is by definition, a cunt
49:00 <TheRon> PandasDontDrive: ever done the drunken snog at the pub or nightclub???
49:00 <dangerAFK> nobody goes around saying hardly if theyre a good person
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> Don't move a pawn, Ellie, less you can predict, not like a game spawn, the next seven moves.
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^
50:00 <Lumeah> lol ok
50:00 <Mew> oh god not rapping again
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> No serious
50:00 <robot> everyone's always fapping in here
50:00 <robot> oh wait rapping
50:00 <Mew> OMG ROBOT
50:00 <Mew> YOU LITTLE RIPPER
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're so stupid your mum srsly made that mistake and you found it funny
50:00 <TheRon> no no, it's fapping
50:00 <robot> hey hey
50:00 <robot> it's me
50:00 <robot> the one
50:00 <robot> the only
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> Whether maaaiinne?
50:00 <robot> ahoyhoy
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> or sumptin
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> lololololasheapd ellie
51:00 <dangerAFK> tobor the magnificunt
51:00 <robot> ahahahahahahah
51:00 <robot> panda's don't driiiiiive!
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> ino rite
51:00 <Mew> i was looking at some cool stuff on ebay today and i capped it at $375 because i dont wanna spend any more than that amount
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> uhuh
51:00 <robot> how u doin mew?  ltns
51:00 <robot> !seen someone
51:00 <Excessive> robot, No matches were found.
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> I was looking at the floor and it clapped in my face.
51:00 <TheRon> sexual harrasment pandas do drive
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice nice, RIGHT RIGHT ELLIE
52:00 <Mew> im doin fantastish fankyew
52:00 <dangerAFK> i felt like buying stuff as well mew so i went on kogan and spent a few hundred on nothing
52:00 <Mew> hbu?
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> actually
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> you lie
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> you only work two days
52:00 <Mew> ohhhh nice D man
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> and if you are called
52:00 <Mew> i forgot about kogan
52:00 <Sponge> kogan rocks
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't try so hard man
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's the problem with some chicks
52:00 <robot> good thakns
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> You want attention, you're not getting, would never get from Pirate anyway
53:00 <dangerAFK> kogan is pretty good
53:00 <robot> back home
53:00 <xm> ey robot
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you had to shit out his kid
53:00 <robot> feelsgoodman.jpg
53:00 <robot> hey xm
53:00 <robot> fuck look out
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> they say the woman forgets the pain
53:00 <robot> here's trouble
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> but doesnt learn the lesson
53:00 <dangerAFK> kogan do like supermarket packs now, toiletries and shit
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> 1697 
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> Milton
53:00 <Mew> i like looking at http://thisiswhyimbroke.com 
53:00 <xm> robot -- i have fallen for Logic
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew, hold your tits up higher
53:00 <robot> heh
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> inna pic
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> aight
54:00 <dangerAFK> sometimes i forget theres more than just porn and illegal torrents on the internet
54:00 <xm> it's only about $200 now
54:00 <xm> just thought i'd say that
54:00 <dangerAFK> mew: hah, kogan sell those camera lens coffee mugs
54:00 <dangerAFK> on the front page
54:00 <dangerAFK> coincidental
54:00 <Mew> omg Kynetic and robot at the same time
54:00 <Mew> pleasure overload
54:00 <TheRon> woo hoo semi charmed life
54:00 <robot> Mew it's like irc never died
54:00 <Mew> the good old days :'(
54:00 <Mew> we just need splode back
54:00 <dangerAFK> this isnt the old days
55:00 <dangerAFK> this is the couple of years ago days
55:00 <TheRon> fuck it port by 10 i tipped freo
55:00 <Mew> this is the NeW DaIz
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> everybawdy in the party doin dooopez slangin
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> baby
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> how u hold'em up
56:00 <TheRon> texas?
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> like that, long enough for a photo shot slooter?
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;) TheRon
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> I wanna see 'em now, hang them out man
57:00 <TheRon> my zynga poker is almost back to 1 million again
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> my gf is in bed ELLIE
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> HANG OUT YOUR TITTIES
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> ROFL
57:00 <Mew> mines not even at $200k :(
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> STEP ON IT
57:00 <Mew> tip the dealer
58:00 <TheRon> patience mew and wait for dickheads, that's what i do
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> nothing about you is worth two-hundred dollar.s
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> peace
58:00 <Lumeah> lest your have a gf dude lol
58:00 <robot> when was splode last on?
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> pff
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> pm me lume
58:00 <Mew> ages ago
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> srs
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> this bitch
58:00 <Mew> i dont think the last time was actually him
58:00 <Lumeah> ok
58:00 <Kynetic> `seen sgt-splode
58:00 <prowl> Kynetic, sgt-splode? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember sgt-splode.
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> she is like IRC OFFICIAL!
58:00 <Kynetic> :(
58:00 <Mew> :(
58:00 <dangerAFK> pandas you're pulling a pieter again
58:00 <Kynetic> `seen sgt_splode
58:00 <xm> i checked the logs though -- matched the hostname and username if i remember right
58:00 <prowl> Kynetic, Sgt_Splode ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 12 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago (09.02. 01:58) stating "Quit: I have a riddle, for you. A conundrum, if you will. What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck ..... I forget the rest, but your mother is a whore." after spending 2 minutes there.
59:00 <couleurs> he was fat
59:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKsxPW6i3pM
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jimmy Eat World - The Middle (Jul 7, 2010) 2:54 - Category: - 11,319,230 views - 64,273 likes (98.5%), 949 dislikes (1.5%)
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> [15:28] <dangerAFK> pandas you're pulling a pieter again
59:00 <TheRon> love this clip
00:00 <Mew> you should text him and tell him to come back Kynetic 
00:00 <robot> yeah
00:00 <Mew> text him constantly for the next 7 days until he returns
00:00 <Mew> or his phone explodes
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> even in the rain
00:00 <Mew> splodes.. hehehehehehehe
00:00 <robot> what you motherfuckin did.
00:00 <Mew> we is gon summon this bitch
01:00 <Mew> everyone find a mirror and say sgt-splode 3 times 
01:00 <robot> lol
04:00 <Mew> :(
05:00 <xm> he must have found another outlet
05:00 <xm> might be doing stand up in the Brisbane comedy circuit
05:00 <Mew> i think its WoW
05:00 <TheRon> so he has no life?
05:00 <TheRon> :)
05:00 <xm> he would be a shit player. stopping every minute to write a paragraph to taunt little kids over their shit strategies
06:00 <xm> i mean that in a good way
07:00 <couleurs> i bet he doesn't even talk irl
07:00 <TheRon> we used to go ff at parties when blink182 dammitt came on
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> k back
08:00 <Mew> <Sgt-Splode> I want to fuck a Down's Syndrome woman and giggle as she makes a roar like a demon from Hell as she cums, her super-tight hoohah clenching uncontrollably around my dick
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> la la la
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> all i can hear is snoring
12:00 <xm> "I'm going to fuck you over you pissweak elf from Azeroth so hard that the rubberbands you've got tied around the tip of your ears to look like one fling off to the ceiling like cum out of your little dick."
12:00 <xm> is probably what he is saying now
12:00 <Mew> (Sgt-Splode) Guaranteed Success Pick-up Line #102,397: "Somebody call Heaven, because I'm about to rape you to death."
12:00 <Mew> lmfao
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> mew go make me a scotch and coke
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> kgo
13:00 <FredFlinstone> port has got it in the bag
13:00 <TheRon> scotch and coke cures everything
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> goon bag port?
13:00 <FredFlinstone> lol not with coke please!
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> does if its cheap scotch
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> no point drinking good scotch when sick
14:00 <Mew> we've got hennessy atm 
14:00 <Doodle> well lah di dah
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> might take more pics
15:00 <Mew> i dont even drink the shit
15:00 <Mew> but it looks pretty
15:00 <Doodle> cue delta
15:00 <Mew> brown spirits are evil imo
15:00 <Doodle> racist
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
15:00 <Mew> i was about to type in my racist opinion LOL
16:00 <TheRon> can port beat hawthorn??
16:00 <Doodle> dem poor brown spirits
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> i can beat u TheRiddler
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> ooops
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> TheRon
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> cockfight?
16:00 <Doodle> i wish someone would beat me
16:00 <Doodle> off
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> mew is here doodle
16:00 <Doodle> she is busy talking about racist things
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> beat the rascist out of her
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> with your cock
17:00 <Mew> yeah i cant wank someones dick and think race hate things at the same time
17:00 <Mew> thats too much
17:00 <TheRon> i actually expect south australians to be a little racist
17:00 <Doodle> you never really know until you try
17:00 <doctor> evil brown spirits hiding in your liquor cabinet
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> tasmanians TheRon??
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> wont get much souther
17:00 <TheRon> nah, they're just inbred
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
17:00 <partay> rutroh
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> i aint
17:00 <partay> http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/disability-support-pensioners-under-35-to-be-reassessed-for-fitness-to-work-under-budget-welfare-reform/story-fni0cx12-1226912358132
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> partay yes its good
17:00 <TheRon> it's a small island
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> piet wont get money
17:00 <Doodle> phew lucky i'm 35
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
18:00 <Doodle> and not on dsp
18:00 <Mew> neither will pandas
18:00 <TheRon> you're bound to sleep with a cousin or two
18:00 <Mew> maybe they'll starve to death and eat each other
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> TheRon lucky i am a dutch man living in tasmania
18:00 <TheRon> ah from the land of dykes
18:00 <Doodle> hm nearly 420
18:00 <TheRon> 2 mins doodle
18:00 <Doodle> woo
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> 1 min
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> 16:19:10
19:00 <Mew> smoke 420 cones
19:00 <Mew> i dare you
19:00 <Doodle> i dont think i have enough weed for 420 cones
19:00 <Doodle> maybe 200
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> 16:20:00
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> w000t
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> take that seconds
20:00 <Mew> how many do you normally have at 420
20:00 <Doodle> like one or two
20:00 <xm> doctor, that insensitive. please change that to "Alleged criminal spirits of colour possibly hiding in your alcohol cabinet"
20:00 <Mew> have 7
20:00 <xm> that's*
20:00 <Doodle> until 425
20:00 <Doodle> lol 7
20:00 <Doodle> i'll make myself sick
20:00 <Mew> okay 4
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> i would love t have a j
21:00 <Doodle> 4 i can do
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> but not while miley is here
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> although its dads bday
21:00 <Mew> yessssssssss
21:00 <TheRon> do you do weird shit when stoned??
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> he might want to have one 2
21:00 <Doodle> yes
21:00 <Doodle> i come on irc
21:00 <TheRon> do you start seeing penguins or anything?
21:00 <Mew> lmfao
21:00 <Doodle> lol no
21:00 <Mew> if you get heaps high time actually goes slower
21:00 <Mew> and you might think you're dead
21:00 <Mew> but you're not 100% sure
21:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jamiroquai - High Times.mp3 (11.14MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 12:09)
21:00 <Mew> so best to ring the cops
21:00 <TheRon> new inhaled so
22:00 <TheRon> never
22:00 <Mew> not even at a concert or something?
22:00 <TheRon> nope
22:00 <Mew> wow
22:00 <Doodle> used to be the thing
23:00 <Doodle> get smashed, go to the rat, watch the mavis's or spiderbait
23:00 <Doodle> or the fat thing
23:00 <TheRon> alex lloyd?
23:00 <Doodle> who the fuck is alex lloyd
23:00 <TheRon> a musician thats fat and from around the same era
23:00 <Mew> omg the mavis's
24:00 <Mew> jealous
24:00 <Doodle> lol no the band was called the fat thing
24:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJPDJRLxHek
24:00 <Doodle> they were great
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alex Lloyd - Amazing (Mar 5, 2009) 3:20 - Category: - 315,069 views - 1,229 likes (97.5%), 31 dislikes (2.5%)
24:00 <TheRon> is the karova still open?
24:00 <Doodle> oh that cunt
24:00 <Doodle> no idea
24:00 <Doodle> i dont go out anymore
24:00 <Doodle> not since the war
24:00 <TheRon> me either
24:00 <Doodle> ptsd
24:00 <TheRon> not since the rsl moved into the george
24:00 <Mew> we're going to melbourne next year for like a week
24:00 <Doodle> the flashing lights remind me of choppers
24:00 <Mew> we should all meet up and get drunk
24:00 <Doodle> in the moonlight
25:00 <couleurs> ok
25:00 <Doodle> meat up
25:00 <SexParlour> lol
25:00 <Mew> meat in
25:00 <SexParlour> just cummd
25:00 <Mew> meat out
25:00 <Doodle> keke
25:00 <Doodle> oh dear
25:00 <couleurs> huhuhu
25:00 <Doodle> that was quick
25:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YObYOHIZkk
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Belle and sebastian-Step into my office baby (Feb 2, 2006) 4:11 - Category: - 271,523 views - 552 likes (96.7%), 19 dislikes (3.3%)
26:00 <SexParlour> just cummd
26:00 <TheRon> SexParlour: i believe the englise term is i just came
26:00 <couleurs> good song
26:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
27:00 <Mew> hes probably got post-cum depression right now
27:00 <Mew> hes not gonna type anything for another few hours
27:00 <TheRon> basking in his own afterglow
28:00 <TheRon> SexParlour: did you need a cigarette after that?
28:00 <xm> are you saying if you get infinitely high time would slow down to the point you could live forever. i do know marijuana has medicinal properties but if it's an immortality elixir there needs to be more studies 
29:00 <TheRon> making ham cheese and pineapple pizza tonight, want some?
29:00 <simba> Pieter, do you know why you're my favorite chatter? It's because you're not afraid to be who you are. Sure your altenative lifestyle may not sit well with some, but I think you are one of the best gay chatters on irc and you are a great role model. I know some people probably don't understand, but i do.
30:00 <TheRon> a happy simba?
30:00 <simba> pafc top of the ladder!!!
30:00 <TheRon> roughead is gone
30:00 <TheRon> he chose to bump
30:00 <simba> good we have them next
30:00 <simba> theyll have no roughhead, mitchell, rioli?
30:00 <simba> lake
31:00 <TheRon> you have a shot at the title
31:00 <Shadowgate> TheROn lets drink
32:00 <simba> the granny!!!
33:00 <simba> port v geelong 
33:00 <doctor> got some nice cheese mew. please say you don't have any so I can enjoy it more
33:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMxhjMZxzuk
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bodyjar - Too Drunk To Drive (Jun 21, 2007) 4:52 - Category: - 94,602 views - 280 likes (97.2%), 8 dislikes (2.8%)
33:00 <xm> Pieter.is.great for encouraging other gays to come out. Martin Luther King would be crying to have seen this day. that Pieter is not ridiculed for being fabulousterifically homosexual, but for being a complete loooooooooooooooooooooser
33:00 <couleurs> i'm a cheese
33:00 <TheRon> oh i am drinking
33:00 <doctor> too drive to drunk
34:00 <xm> he is judged by the flaws in his character
34:00 <TheRon> i didnt realise adalita was in this
34:00 <simba> say cheese and die
35:00 <couleurs> you cheese, you die
35:00 <doctor> say jeep
35:00 <simba> TheRons sunday bbq http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090415125616/goosebumps/images/d/dc/Say_Cheese_and_Die!.jpg
35:00 <TheRon> carn the lions
35:00 <couleurs> hehe
35:00 <doctor> oh the memories... they return
35:00 <TheRon> bloody liberals
35:00 <couleurs> R. L. Stinker
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> i love goosebumps
36:00 <simba> lol RL Stein is who bastarly one looks like
36:00 <TheRon> TheRon's party
36:00 <couleurs> lol
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wrote the bible
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> j
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo j
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> soz
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was doing something
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> ehehehe
36:00 <TheRon> i write the songs that make the world go 'round
36:00 <TheRon> wow, brisbane bears
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro
37:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/tq7Pz8B.gif
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> but do you see the Earth
37:00 <Mew> doctor all i have is standard cheddar
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> From Suns eyes.
37:00 <Mew> enjoy away
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> the other pic was of my back tatt
37:00 <Mew> i dont even think of cheddar as a nice cheese its just a staple cheese you just always have in the fridge
37:00 <Mew> butter, milk, bread, cheddar
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ellie if I wanted a butt-monned pic of ur bf dude Id look at your tits
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> this chick is so cooked
38:00 <TheRon> i like to sit in the corner and cut the cheese, it's very relaxing to me
38:00 <partay> http://m.tickld.com/x/the-official-rules-for-calling-shotgun
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> BOOBS
38:00 <xm> what sort of cheese you having doctor 
38:00 <Mew> dont eeeeeeeeven xm
38:00 <Mew> i dont wanna know :(
38:00 <xm> six million varieties of cheese, cheese won?
38:00 <Mew> i bet hes got a platter the bastard
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ellie, Ill buy you a highlighter, not click clik and fire, nothing to do with wind okay, just something to help you, chalk board ain't working honey
38:00 <xm> that was soooo cheeesy
39:00 <xm> ive got a stack of like 4 double bries in the fridge
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> lift up your tits again, set free some fucking kemmings
39:00 <doctor> you need to be jealous mew, otherwise I can't enjoy it
39:00 <xm> i know they're not fancy but i like them on crackers
39:00 <Mew> come on xm thats not very mature
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol my bad
39:00 <doctor> may as well share it if you're not jealous
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> L*
39:00 <xm> you started it
39:00 <xm> re: topic
39:00 <xm> you teased
39:00 <xm> we cheesed
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> i want a no hand bra pic
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> so check perkiness of boobs
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> we want the nipples not the little handybra Ellie, tits for us please?
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> boobs always look good if u hold them
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> do a gif
40:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjNKbOFPnOc
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Tenants - You Shit Me To Tears (1999) (Oct 15, 2010) 2:34 - Category: - 17,293 views - 68 likes (94.4%), 4 dislikes (5.6%)
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> hold'em n up n drop, fucking slut.
41:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/0Z54rFS
41:00 <Mew> you guys realise this will never happen again
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> i will be the perky judge
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> kgo mew
41:00 <Mew> 4 girls will not do handbras in one night for #melbourne ever again 
41:00 <xm> just spread that over the week
41:00 <Mew> because you all react like retards lol
41:00 <xm> one girl one night
41:00 <partay> mew you know youve created even more perverts now 
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> realise
42:00 <Mew> i just activated them
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> REAL EYES'
42:00 <Mew> i didnt create them
42:00 <Mew> i promise
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> mew mew
42:00 <partay> im all for perversion... but seriously you boob starved freeks ease it up 
42:00 <Mew> i soaked them in water overnight
42:00 <doctor> http://i.imgur.com/gubjrKV.gif
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude dont handy bra'
42:00 <Mew> like activated almonds
42:00 <xm> the thing is ive probably only looked at the topic pic once, or maybe 3. it's just good material (but not material in the same sense Loof considers it)
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> i seen you in real life
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you are holdin shit up like a bank robber
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lettem out, is what im saying
42:00 <xm> you know what's hot
42:00 <xm> a 4 port
43:00 <xm> mini uSB3 hub
43:00 <Mew> it definitely sent pandas into a downward spiral
43:00 <partay> yah
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> did it
43:00 <couleurs> lol power ranger circus du so lame
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> Oh Ellie ohhhhh
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> like ohhh mjy god
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> gf in the bedroom..
43:00 <partay> well the last boobs PandasDontDrive saw were his mums
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> You're fat
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> and ugly
43:00 <partay> last week
43:00 <xm> i ignore panda a bit. mew, so he pretty much flew off the handle after the hand bra(s) ?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's just the guys here didn't meet you I did
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> serious.
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> quitlife
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> and quitkid
44:00 <doctor> they can take down giants and take down armies but do not ask them to use a skateboard
44:00 <couleurs> hehe
44:00 <Mew> i dunno i just zone out now but hes been worse since the pics been up
44:00 <Mew> with the walls of text and stuff
44:00 <xm> ok
45:00 <faux> its like your ealways stuck in second geeeeeeeeeeear
45:00 <faux> maybe  cos hes gay
45:00 <partay> PandasDontDrive ease up dude.. they're jusy bewbs
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's called a gun to my head cocked and the afflictions paindted and stuffing on the walls because i can BLEED
45:00 <dematerialised> haha
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> http://www.saggyboobs.net/images/035-11-elenas-big-saggy-tits-big-areolas.jpg
45:00 <doctor> `seen british^meat
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> without handbra
45:00 <dematerialised> panda is off his tree
45:00 <prowl> doctor, British^Meat ([email protected]) was last seen parting #facebook 11 weeks 5 days 17 minutes ago (17.02. 16:27), after spending 26 seconds there.
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
45:00 <xm> maybe Panda likes tits. like really, really likes themm. as in he wants them. on his own body. attached permanently
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> without handbra ----------------->  http://www.saggyboobs.net/images/035-11-elenas-big-saggy-tits-big-areolas.jpg
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> xm i dont
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> omfgbbqhax knows it
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like a girl with small titties
46:00 <doctor> they look like very sad boobs
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> petite ftw
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont smack me arounod like mike tyson dude
46:00 <Mew> all boobs are lovely
46:00 <Mew> except the really bad ones
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> Maurice
46:00 <doctor> mine aren't, i'm very disappointed in them
46:00 <couleurs> they look melted
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> tits or gtfo
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw they aint ellie
46:00 <Maurice> You first
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> go get boy wonder
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> now he has a job
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> give me seven hundred
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> for my floor.
46:00 <xm> i mean like perhaps all these tatts are attempts at modding your body to conform to a beauty standard you cant achieve as it is -- what will only make you happy are double implants
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> and peace it out bitch, you're like a disease.
47:00 <xm> the question now is
47:00 <xm> which cup?
47:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=z4Sr63_EDBc
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TISM - Greg! The Stop Sign!!! (Jun 23, 2011) 0 - Category: - 53,774 views - 210 likes (98.1%), 4 dislikes (1.9%)
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmm
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> READ THE STOP SIGN
48:00 <Mew> nice 1 ron
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
49:00 <xm> as i was saying y'day i think women have strong intuition over men that fap over their tits. im sure their nipples get a burning sensation when it happens -- any girls here had 2 burns through their blouses lately through spontaenous combustion? rings of fire 
49:00 <Mew> pandas could you take a photo of the floor where its damaged? i want to get an idea of how small this speck is that is tormenting your life and bringing me so much pleasure
49:00 <zaim> a pandas shit is yellow
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> my shit is blue
50:00 <xm> im sure the damage is consistent with the high heels that panda wears
50:00 <xm> case closed.
50:00 <Mew> dayum
50:00 <partay> Mew id happily motorboat your bewbs
50:00 <TheRon> motorboat??
50:00 <partay> TheRon yes
50:00 <xm> anyhow, im going to motorboat this USB3 hub :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
51:00 <TheRon> please define
51:00 <xm> this macbook only has 2 USB3 ports
51:00 <xm> so this is going to make me very happy
51:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRUWoIjO7q4
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boobs - How to motorboat (Apr 1, 2010) - Category: - 111,311 views - 139 likes (89.7%), 16 dislikes (10.3%)
51:00 <couleurs> already had 1 of them thank u
51:00 <Mew> i hope hes actually taking a pic of the floor
51:00 <TheRon> ahhh nice1
51:00 <TheRon> thats how i wanna die
52:00 <TheRon> i mean if you're gonna go
52:00 <partay> agreed
52:00 <xm> couleurs, was it a wireless USB3 hub?
52:00 <couleurs> lol
53:00 <xm> and then you had a USB3 to HDMI converter for it
53:00 <couleurs> nice 1
53:00 <xm> and that too was sending wireless signals
53:00 <xm> to your JVC projector
53:00 <xm> i think it's time to update your firmware and enable infinite resolution
53:00 <xm> dont know why it's disabled by default
53:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2at-fdeopY
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Butterfingers - I Love Work (Apr 20, 2010) 4:16 - Category: - 129,658 views - 425 likes (96.4%), 16 dislikes (3.6%)
53:00 <couleurs> lol
53:00 <Mew> that sounds like a badass setup
53:00 <Ana_Ng> i have seen a few motorboat fatalities
53:00 <partay> xm same setting as the user
54:00 <Mew> #NekMotorboat
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> fuck i am horny
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> http://galleries.adult-empire.com/77/7707/old50/thumbs/1680624705.jpg
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> where is BlackDevil
55:00 <partay> PandasDontDrive would hit that
55:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: any history questions?
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> most people here would hit that
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ana_Ng my answer is dubai
56:00 <TheRon> when you mean hit......
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> it always wins
56:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/glm1Xa2.jpg
56:00 <couleurs> me
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh no
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> shhh
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> she is here
57:00 <TheRon> richard the lionheart is my answer for the first one
57:00 <xm> Name the top 5 countries where motorboat fatalities occur?
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> dubai
57:00 <TheRon> canberra
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> is canberra a country?
57:00 <DemonsRun> Must be
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> true
58:00 <TheRon> outer mongolia?
58:00 <DemonsRun> Kidnap time
58:00 <couleurs> disneyland
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats still canberaa TheRiddler
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> fuck
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> theron
59:00 <xm> couleurs 1 (love tunnel)
59:00 <TheRon> hilltop hoods - the nosebleed section
59:00 <couleurs> told u :~)
00:00 <Nessita> Hi
00:00 <TheRon> hello
00:00 <TheRon> go lions
00:00 <Nessita> What's up?
00:00 <TheRon> beers and footy
00:00 <TheRon> and tunes
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> scotch and music
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> and listening to snoring
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> my life has it all
02:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSb3nG4oTNQ
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NOFX - Franco Un-American (Mar 8, 2012) 2:27 - Category: - 188,119 views - 886 likes (98.2%), 16 dislikes (1.8%)
02:00 <Nessita> Lol why are yu listening to snoring?
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> because my daughter is snoring
03:00 <TheRon> he has a 3 yo sleeping
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> TheRon did u see the pic?
03:00 <Nessita> Oh ok
03:00 <TheRon> what pic
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am one handsome man
03:00 <Maurice> I'm listening to music but it's battling against marvel superheroes whatever ps4 game
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> the one i took today
04:00 <TheRon> do you know what craig hutchinson looks like??
04:00 <partay> crank this Maurice  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q2CBv9vatY
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bliss n Eso - Home Is Where The Heart Is (Official Video Clip) (Jun 10, 2013) 4:26 - Category: - 447,723 views - 3,049 likes (98.3%), 53 dislikes (1.7%)
04:00 <Maurice> I will not
04:00 <Ana_Ng> who was the only u.s. president to serve two non-consecutive terms?
04:00 <TheRon> maurice, handbra now!!
04:00 <Maurice> I told you, TheRon, I'd love you to send me one
04:00 <Maurice> Now get to it
04:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng:  there's been a few
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> http://i57.tinypic.com/2zjgmfa.jpg
05:00 <Ana_Ng> no
05:00 <TheRon> non consecutive
05:00 <TheRon> my bad
05:00 <TheRon> johnson
05:00 <TheRon> jimmy carter
06:00 <Ana_Ng> idk if this will help, but it's also a big u.s. city name
06:00 <xm> washington?
06:00 <TheRon> i am bringing sexy back
06:00 <TheRon> you other bitches don't don't know how to act
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes u are
06:00 <Alex> hi
06:00 <Maurice> How dare you, TheRon, I resemble that remark
06:00 <Ana_Ng> browns, indians, cavaliers
07:00 <Nessita> Hi alex
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> anyway
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am going
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> miley is awake
07:00 <TheRon> orlando?
07:00 <TheRon> calrissian?
07:00 <xm> clevland
07:00 <xm> cleveland
07:00 <Ana_Ng> xm winz
07:00 <xm> i had that stupid shirt as a kid
07:00 <xm> Cleveland Indians
07:00 <Ana_Ng> grover cleveland, benjamin harrison, grover cleveland
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> j
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> u n miley
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> mang
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 love dude
08:00 <Lish> fucking sites that don't work in chrome
08:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1coDs6vSPSI
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Epicure - Life Sentence (Karova Lounge, Ballarat - May 28th 2010) (Jul 3, 2010) 4:49 - Category: - 2,186 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lish
08:00 <Lish> yes
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur husband was on once
09:00 <Lish> oh
09:00 <Lish> yeah
09:00 <Lish> not my husband
09:00 <xm> he wants half of all the channels you have access in, Lish
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> shitting on irc like it was .. nothing here, with a bitch clip behind ya, wake up in the morning with a horse head beside ya
09:00 <Lish> haha xm
09:00 <xm> this might get dirty
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba saved it best
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> can i sniff ur sweet breast5?
09:00 <Lish> legit that kid is a moron
10:00 <Lish> PandasDontDrive is weird 
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahahahahaha
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> IM CEO LOSER
10:00 <Lish> i doubt it
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> said ur husband
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> is he infected by devils?
10:00 <Lish> not my husband
10:00 <Lish> he is infected by meth
10:00 <Mew> lmfao
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ellie
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> omg
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> if irl, u could def for all
11:00 <Mew> pls stop rambling
11:00 <Mew> try making sense instead
11:00 <Mew> it works better
12:00 <Lish> why would someone ruin my entire day
12:00 <couleurs> Yer
12:00 <Lish> by telling me scores of games they know i haven't watched
12:00 <Lish> its very rudeeee
12:00 <xm> wow
12:00 <xm> terrible
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> RIGHT RIGHT! Ellie, oblivious, subserviant, innit, you is as you do like some little Viet pot belly shit, discection I'm gonna rip ur, limbs out with choke, not the fag smoke that cunt ben on my shitlist, I'm sitting on VENUS girlfriend, I smell my dick wrapped around the Eart.. can you even decpyhhheeerr?
13:00 <Lish> xm
13:00 <Lish> stfu
14:00 <Lumeah> bye.
14:00 <partay> then faux gave me a reach around
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> From the garbage I was tossed in, Mew, least, favour me un and eres, EX LIBRIS, baby jerky this
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> little whore
14:00 <Nessita> ...
14:00 <Lish> what are you on about PandasDontDrive 
14:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbVKmSQqELY
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> wake up inna bed with a horse head beside ya
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Basement Jaxx - Good Luck feat. Lisa Kekaula ( Official Video ) Kish Kash (Feb 22, 2012) 4:02 - Category: - 293,799 views - 2,170 likes (98.7%), 28 dislikes (1.3%)
14:00 <partay> TheRon good song 
15:00 <Lish> hmm
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> Lish, don't, please, make me subjective
15:00 <Lish> ok whatevs kid
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> MENTALSON WAS ENOUGH
15:00 <Lish> tell me about it
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> i already had fun facebooking him and vaness
15:00 <Lish> you facebook vaness?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> bye bye
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> right right!
16:00 <xm> Lish, i was just saying that im not surprised Skips would do that. but i still think he's a cunt for spoiling it, even though i dont follow
16:00 <Lish> oh ok :) i take it back xm
16:00 <Lish> i still love you
16:00 <xm> he was emo earlier because of his mum
16:00 <TheRon> ever close a door on your toes, god it hurts
16:00 <Lish> whats going on with his mum
17:00 <xm> she said he's in his 20s now. he should be in touch with his culture and finally get cut. all the other kids did it ages ago and all the other parents are starting to think they have a problem child
18:00 <Lish> get cut? 
18:00 <xm> circ
18:00 <Lish> oh
18:00 <Lish> why are his parents and their friends talking about his penis?
18:00 <Lish> weird
18:00 <Lish> they do have a problem child but its not because he doesnt have his dick skin cut off
18:00 <xm> no, i was kidding around
18:00 <xm> you missed it earlier
18:00 <Lish> seriously
19:00 <Lish> dont confuse me
19:00 <Lish> i confuse easily
21:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANLBu-U8KzE
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The White Stripes - 'The Denial Twist' (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
25:00 <Skips^Mum> this is drab
26:00 <TheRon> nothing ever happens, no nothing happens at all
28:00 <Maurice> The needle returns to the start of the song and we all sing along like before?
28:00 <TheRon> welll...yes!
28:00 <Ana_Ng> what is the needle you speak of
28:00 <TheRon> on a record player
28:00 <Ana_Ng> *facepalm*
29:00 <Serenity> dont talk about needles ffs
29:00 <Serenity> you'll wake "it" up
29:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxbIU0X-lCI
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Del Amitri - Nothing Ever Happens (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
30:00 <Sponge> pepsi max $1 a bottle at iga
30:00 <Sponge> i will stock up
30:00 <TheRon> that stuff will give you cancer'
30:00 <TheRon> in the ass
31:00 <xm> Lish, not much here.  there used to be this guy called Daniel that'd interact with everyone and was quite lively but he's gone. now there's just bots. TheRon randomly spits out lyrics based on the context of conversations (OK), panda retrieves eminem lyrics but butchers it (zzzZZ), and piet is a bot that generates random self-affirmations about sexiness and awesomeness (haHaha)
31:00 <Rak> ass cancer but no calories
31:00 <Sponge> yeah colon cancer
31:00 <Sponge> that shit is possible
31:00 <Skips^Mum> haha
31:00 <Skips^Mum> thats funny xm
31:00 <Skips^Mum> what about my pal kb, why did he leave
32:00 <Maurice> He got deported
32:00 <xm> he is watching through prowl. he has recreated the world of Austnet the way he wants to remember it in minecraft
32:00 <xm> everything is perfect there
32:00 <Skips^Mum> hahaha
32:00 <TheRon> how can you not love del amitri
32:00 <Skips^Mum> poor kb
32:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MOUz2ex6Tg
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beauty Behind Becca (Apr 17, 2014) 2:01 - Category: - 82,945 views - 1,293 likes (93.9%), 84 dislikes (6.1%)
32:00 <couleurs> waht a freak
34:00 <TheRon> couleurs you're gonna have to narrow that down some
34:00 <TheRon> damn it the scum are up by 14 points
35:00 <Ana_Ng> GREEK GODS
35:00 <Ana_Ng> name them
35:00 <TheRon> thor
35:00 <Ana_Ng> king of the gods
35:00 <TheRon> thats it i'm out
35:00 <Ana_Ng> wow
35:00 <crash> essendon :P
35:00 <TheRon> oh no he's norse
35:00 <crash> bl suck though
35:00 <Ana_Ng> ya
35:00 <Skips^Mum> my new imac screen is so gooooood
36:00 <TheRon> neptune
36:00 <Skips^Mum> watching nbaaaaaa
36:00 <crash> macs suck
36:00 <Ana_Ng> high five skips mum
36:00 <Ana_Ng> macs rulz
36:00 <Skips^Mum> nah its awesome crash 
36:00 <Skips^Mum> :D
36:00 <Ana_Ng> neptune is roman
36:00 <Skips^Mum> love it
36:00 <TheRon> damn
36:00 <Rak> zeus
36:00 <Ana_Ng> rak winz
36:00 <xm> at first i kept setting it to retina display's highest res
36:00 <crash> never got into the mac scene
36:00 <TheRon> troy?
36:00 <Ana_Ng> Queen of Gods and Marriage
36:00 <xm> but now i just keep it as it is
36:00 <crash> cardinal rule not to touch them
37:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt Hera
37:00 <Skips^Mum> its better than my tv
37:00 <Ana_Ng> God of the Sea?
37:00 <TheRon> eros
37:00 <Ana_Ng> theron, give up now
37:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/sE4Dte_ILh8
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: African Guy Answers His Phone During Pastor's Anointment! I'm Under Serious I Will Call You!!! (May 7, 2014) 1:31 - Category: - 62,944 views - 357 likes (94.9%), 19 dislikes (5.1%)
37:00 <Rak> poseidon
37:00 <couleurs> lmao
37:00 <TheRon> i have no idea
37:00 <Ana_Ng> rak winz
37:00 <crash> Skips^Mum just get a decent hd monitor :P
37:00 <Skips^Mum> nahhhhhh
37:00 <Ana_Ng> obv you didn't learn this in school
37:00 <Skips^Mum> this is so shiny
37:00 <TheRon> nope
37:00 <mordor> 4k monitour;)
37:00 <Ana_Ng> you should demand a refund
38:00 <Ana_Ng> Messenger of the Gods?
38:00 <TheRon> i refuse to see the point in learning about greek gods
38:00 <crash> have you calibrated it Skips^Mum?
38:00 <Rak> hermes
38:00 <Ana_Ng> that's pretty sad if you can't see the point in learning
38:00 <Ana_Ng> how about HEY PEOPLE STILL BELIEVE IN THIS KIND OF BULLSHIT NOW under a different name
38:00 <xm> LOL couleurs 
39:00 <xm> hahahahahhahahaha
39:00 <Ana_Ng> how about HUMANS USE STORYTELLING TO TEACH THEIR YOUNG
39:00 <Ana_Ng> rak winz
39:00 <TheRon> putin?
39:00 <xm> this is pretty true with pentecostals
39:00 <Ana_Ng> Goddes of Hearth and Home
39:00 <couleurs> fuck
39:00 <TheRon> putin is a god isn't he?
39:00 <couleurs> video of the week
39:00 <xm> they always act because of peer pressure
40:00 <Skips^Mum> no crash 
40:00 <Skips^Mum> how do i do that
40:00 <xm> if they dont do all that then they aren't 'saved'
40:00 <crash> usually via hardware Skips^Mum :P
40:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt: Hestia
40:00 <crash> depends what you are using it for
40:00 <couleurs> :)
40:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0OyNNgVcjQ
40:00 <Ana_Ng> Goddess of Wisdom?
40:00 <Skips^Mum> im just watching bball
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 'Found Out About YoU'' By Gin Blossoms HQ1993 (Dec 6, 2012) 3:51 - Category: - 16,368 views - 92 likes (98.9%), 1 dislikes (1.1%)
40:00 <crash> i do a bit of novice photography so i calibrate all my monitors with something similar to a spyder
40:00 <couleurs> i hope 1 day that PandasDontDrive and Pieter will be saved
40:00 <TheRon> createse
41:00 <crash> but mac users - meh
41:00 <crash> who cares :P
41:00 <xm> that would be 2 miracles
41:00 <xm> someone could be canonized as a result
41:00 <TheRon> i performed a miracle one
41:00 <Ana_Ng> crash, take anything you've ever read on paper and burn it, because all of it was created on macs
41:00 <Ana_Ng> if you are legit
41:00 <TheRon> spent a night on the kerb in a pile of my own vomitt and lived to tell the tale
41:00 <crash> ?
42:00 <couleurs> hah
42:00 <TheRon> apparently you need two miracles
42:00 <TheRon> i did it twice
42:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt Athena
42:00 <xm> dear couleurs patrol saint of keyboard warrioring protect from the trolls -- may their computers get the BSOD or wireless drop out. amen. thank u
42:00 <Ana_Ng> Goddess of Love and Beauty?
42:00 <TheRon> eros
42:00 <Ana_Ng> eros was a dude
43:00 <TheRon> damn
43:00 <Ana_Ng> cupid
43:00 <TheRon> cupid
43:00 <Ana_Ng> naked baby with a firearm
43:00 <xm> patron*
43:00 <xm> then again it would be patrol if i were impersonating some people here
43:00 <TheRon> whats the god of spending the night on the piss??
43:00 <Ana_Ng> not she who was born of the sea and wore a scent of honey and baked bread
43:00 <xm> would be an irish one
43:00 <xm> St Paddy? (but welsh really)
43:00 <xm> close enough
44:00 <TheRon> to be sure to be sure
44:00 <Ana_Ng> oh, pardon, BAKING BREAD
44:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzt
44:00 <couleurs> lmao
44:00 <Ana_Ng> Aphrodite
44:00 <xm> they have a saying in ireland. the only time they shutdown a pub is to make renovations to make it bigger
44:00 <xm> nah, i made that up
44:00 <xm> but please circulate that
44:00 <couleurs> or if a helicopter crashes into it
44:00 <TheRon> across the road from the guiness factory is an alcohol recovery center
45:00 <xm> TheRon: in ireland there's a Guiness Factory and Alcohol Recovery Centre on every street
45:00 <TheRon> nice
45:00 <xm> Guinness*
45:00 <xm> and i dont mean they just have 1 road
45:00 <xm> going from the top to bottom
46:00 <TheRon> guinness is bit bland to me, i like the darker beers
46:00 <xm> they might be behind -- but hey they made a lot of floppy disks if you remember
46:00 <crash> its a stout, not many here in aust drink stouts
46:00 <Sponge> xm that's crazy
46:00 <TheRon> my dad
46:00 <TheRon> i have some stout in the fridge
46:00 <Sponge> stout makes you fat
46:00 <TheRon> good for the heart
46:00 <Sponge> australians prefer diet beers
47:00 <crash> lagers and bitters
47:00 <TheRon> this nation is turning into a nation of poofters
47:00 <crash> sweeter malts and hops
47:00 <crash> though you can get sweet stouts
47:00 <crash> more honey etc..
47:00 <TheRon> someone out there is not pulling their weight
47:00 <xm> diet beers = homoeopathic alcohol. basically, a hangover cure
48:00 <TheRon> even kilkenny is bland to me
48:00 <crash> im going into scotch mode with this weather
48:00 <crash> ill see beer again in september
48:00 <TheRon> good move, i have some jw black there
49:00 <crash> nice
49:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the most populous country in Africa?
49:00 <crash> ive always got jw red stashed here
49:00 <TheRon> i order black on ice when out to dinner, the bar people have no idea what that is
49:00 <TheRon> nigeria
49:00 <Ana_Ng> theron winz
51:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLPVkJSRS_s
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Acidently blew up the toilet (Mar 3, 2013) 0:38 - Category: - 41,330 views - 422 likes (94.8%), 23 dislikes (5.2%)
51:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the largest metro area that is less than 48km from another country?
52:00 <mordor> what a questions
53:00 <Ana_Ng> there's only one
53:00 <Ana_Ng> #2 is buenos aires is  48.12 km from uruguay
53:00 <Ana_Ng> 13 million
53:00 <couleurs> vatican
54:00 <mordor> homework?
54:00 <Ana_Ng> word saver?
54:00 <Ana_Ng> i thought TheRon could guess this
54:00 <couleurs> africa
55:00 <couleurs> <TheRon> africa 
55:00 <couleurs> dammit
55:00 <Ana_Ng> bzzzzt
56:00 <SexParlour> np: [Little Dragon - Machine Dreams]-08 - Little Dragon - Swimming.mp3
57:00 <Ana_Ng> it's Seoul
57:00 <Ana_Ng> 38.14 km from north korea
57:00 <couleurs> cool
00:00 <SexParlour> np: [Gnarls Barkley - St. Elsewhere (MP3 320 (CBR))]-05 - Gnarls Barkley - Smiley Faces.mp3
06:00 <couleurs> cool mp3s bro
19:00 <TheRon> sorry been away making pizza
19:00 <TheRon> genuine italian
19:00 <TheRon> my t'shirt is now white from flour
20:00 <couleurs> pics
20:00 <TheRon> i don't do pics
20:00 <Ana_Ng> business venture
20:00 <Ana_Ng> topless pizza 
20:00 <TheRon> i'd frequent
20:00 <Ana_Ng> watch the ladies toss the pies in the air
21:00 <Ana_Ng> watch the slo mo replay on tvs
21:00 <TheRon> a topless ron
21:00 <TheRon> carn the lions
22:00 <FredFlinstone> woot
22:00 <TheRon> runaway train never going back
22:00 <FredFlinstone> ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
23:00 <TheRon> dustin fletcher can still kepp up the likes of jonothan brown
23:00 <Maurice> Wrong way on a one way track
24:00 <TheRon> mmmm mmmm mmmm'
24:00 <Maurice> Once, there was this boy who, got into an accident and couldn't go to school?
24:00 <TheRon> yep!
25:00 <Lumeah> but when , he finaly came back.
25:00 <Maurice> His hair, had turned from black into bright white
25:00 <Ana_Ng> don't be a dummie
25:00 <TheRon> once there was this girl who wouldn't go and change in the girls room
25:00 <Lumeah> haven't herd that song in ages!
25:00 <Ana_Ng> you know the best singer in that band is a chick
26:00 <TheRon> no idea, one hit wonder to me
26:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: i don't get dave matthews band
26:00 <Ana_Ng> look up Give Yourself a Hand
26:00 <Ana_Ng> great band, many albums
26:00 <Ana_Ng> canadian
27:00 <TheRon> like nickleback
27:00 <Ana_Ng> haha
27:00 <Ana_Ng> just like them, except with talent
27:00 <TheRon> i'm a closet nickleback liker
27:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't what songs are theirs
28:00 <TheRon> who?
28:00 <Ana_Ng> nickelback
28:00 <TheRon> someday
28:00 <TheRon> how you remind me
28:00 <TheRon> animal
28:00 <TheRon> rockstar
28:00 <Ana_Ng> kinda creed-like
28:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NHozn0YXAeE
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HANSON - MMMBop (Oct 6, 2009) 3:54 - Category: - 22,157,564 views - 62,059 likes (94.9%), 3,352 dislikes (5.1%)
28:00 <Ana_Ng> i swear
29:00 <TheRon> yes but less christian
29:00 <Ana_Ng> it's like you aussies just got youtube
29:00 <TheRon> this song reminds me of good times
29:00 <Ana_Ng> when parents whored out their kids for fame and money
30:00 <TheRon> up stairs getting pissed at a nighclub with mates
30:00 <TheRon> i was 18
32:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: who was australia's first prime minister?
32:00 <Ana_Ng> nfi
32:00 <TheRon> barton
32:00 <Maurice> I was 14 when that song came out
33:00 <Maurice> My sons teacher is related to him
33:00 <TheRon> when was australia federated??
34:00 <TheRon> are any of the hansons doing drugs and shit yet?
34:00 <Maurice> I think one is married
34:00 <TheRon> ice ice baby
35:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: you watch the nfl draft?
36:00 <Ana_Ng> 18no
36:00 <Ana_Ng> no
36:00 <TheRon> they all had their own song as the got drafted
36:00 <Ana_Ng> but i heard that some johnny manzel kid got picked up by the browns
36:00 <TheRon> pick 18 or something
37:00 <Ana_Ng> i would rather watch chess than football
37:00 <Ana_Ng> either sport called football
37:00 <TheRon> it's not really football lets be honest
37:00 <Ana_Ng> boring shit played by thugs and murderers
38:00 <Ana_Ng> american football appeals to raccoons
38:00 <TheRon> hey it's only been the odd guns offense
38:00 <Ana_Ng> lots of shiny things and movement
38:00 <TheRon> you're more ice hockey?
38:00 <Ana_Ng> no
39:00 <Ana_Ng> i was a sports fan in another life
39:00 <Ana_Ng> baseball
39:00 <TheRon> i don't get baseball, it's too slow to me
39:00 <Ana_Ng> i like to watch the college players here once in a while
39:00 <Ana_Ng> well i would change that
39:00 <Ana_Ng> there are 1,000 possibilities per pitch
39:00 <TheRon> listening to sir mix a lot
40:00 <Ana_Ng> which can be shot to hell if the pitcher doesn't do what he wants to do
40:00 <TheRon> i like cricket, blokes get hit in the head occasionally
40:00 <Ana_Ng> heh yeah
40:00 <Ana_Ng> happens in baseball, it's why the major leagues don't have aluminum bats
40:00 <Ana_Ng> there'd be several pitcher deaths
41:00 <TheRon> the head shot pitches causes the fights right
41:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah usually
41:00 <TheRon> in cricket they show genuine concern
41:00 <Ana_Ng> teams remember that kind of stuff a year later
41:00 <Ana_Ng> please
41:00 <Ana_Ng> don't bore me with the virtues of cricket
41:00 <TheRon> it's a great sport
41:00 <Ana_Ng> well yeah
42:00 <Ana_Ng> we stole it
42:00 <Ana_Ng> and made it watchable :)
42:00 <Ana_Ng> mind you
42:00 <Ana_Ng> cricket had to change drastically to get a following
42:00 <TheRon> been in melbourne on boxing day?
42:00 <Ana_Ng> how many years now?
43:00 <TheRon> 100,000 people turn up to watch the cricket on boxing day
43:00 <Ana_Ng> you realize
43:00 <TheAlternative> PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
43:00 <Ana_Ng> that doesn't mean anything
43:00 <Ana_Ng> that many show up for nascar and horse racing
43:00 <Ana_Ng> without a holiday
44:00 <Ana_Ng> it's proof your country is boring; there's nothing else to do
44:00 <TheRon> melbourne cup is 250,000 plus
44:00 <Ana_Ng> ok bye
44:00 <Ana_Ng> you're boring me
44:00 <TheRon> damn
44:00 <doctor> wheres she from?
44:00 <TheRon> alaska
45:00 <doctor> whats there to do in alaska?
45:00 <TheRon> i dunno
45:00 <Nessita> Snowmen?
45:00 <TheRon> sex with your cousins?
45:00 <Maurice> Freeze to death
45:00 <Nikky`> Pee your name in the snow
45:00 <Maurice> Sit in the dark for most of the year, even in the day
45:00 <Maurice> Root polar bears?
45:00 <doctor> yeah dont know what they're on about
46:00 <TheRon> carn the lions
48:00 <Nikky`> Soooooooooooooooo
48:00 <TheRon> nice sleep?
49:00 <Nikky`> I couldn't sleep.. but nice chillin watching crap tv
49:00 <TheRon> sat arvo would be crap tv
49:00 <mordor> time is there?
49:00 <TheRon> 6.50\
49:00 <Nikky`> This is true TheRon
49:00 <Nikky`> Oh well...few more canadian clubs and i'll be asleep
50:00 <TheRon> getting ready for the mothers day game tonight?
50:00 <Lumeah> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10291825_10152420755788615_7690864828919335283_n.jpg
50:00 <Nikky`> Negatory
50:00 <TheRon> they do that pink thing before the game
50:00 <Nikky`> I saw it on the ads
51:00 <TheRon> something to do with cancer
51:00 <Nikky`> So basically seen it all
51:00 <Nikky`> Yes, it has everything to do with cancer
51:00 <TheRon> oh yeah the game will be shit
52:00 <Nikky`> Just keep drinking TheRon, everything improves with that
52:00 <mordor> what a justice
53:00 <mordor> what kinda drink do you have, TheRon ?
53:00 <TheRon> boag's draught
53:00 <PietSAbabe> have i told you
53:00 <PietSAbabe> lately
53:00 <TheRon> get boggered
53:00 <PietSAbabe> that i love you
53:00 <TheRon> sounds gay
54:00 <PietSAbabe> youuuuuuuuuuuu *kramer youuuuu*
54:00 <TheRon> wilson phillips - hold on
55:00 <TheRon> CARN THE LIONS!!
55:00 <PietSAbabe> Heh they changed the name of of thgat digital music channel thbats running on triple j's setup ... They renamed it freom ummm
55:00 <TheRon> BEAT THAT ESSENDON SCUM!!
55:00 <PietSAbabe> something to
55:00 <PietSAbabe> Double J
55:00 <TheRon> double j was the old one
56:00 <PietSAbabe> I find that kinda cute n no matter how much ya try to shake it off , ya can maybe get double i out but not a triple *nod*
56:00 <PietSAbabe> Double J is the old one but now thje new one
56:00 <PietSAbabe> :p
56:00 <PietSAbabe> Oooer
56:00 <PietSAbabe> I24 NEWS English
57:00 <TheRon> dear god!
57:00 <PietSAbabe> new dig radio chan
57:00 <TheRon> does it stop
57:00 <mordor> i had a strong wine yesterday
57:00 <mordor> but it has over
57:00 <TheRon> cheap wine and a 3 day growth
57:00 <TheRon> come on
57:00 <PietSAbabe> Poopppiee wine
57:00 <crash> eww
57:00 <PietSAbabe> ffs
57:00 <PietSAbabe> does it ever shut up ?
58:00 <crash> bottle of passionpop anyone ?
58:00 <PietSAbabe> Naa, Im sucking/eatin/slurping these immo sunnyboys
58:00 <PietSAbabe> but its using REAL concentrated fruit juice
58:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OAfxs0IDeMs
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Heart - All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You (Apr 1, 2010) 5:07 - Category: - 7,243,502 views - 33,388 likes (98.2%), 596 dislikes (1.8%)
58:00 <PietSAbabe> it cant freeze n turn it hard like ice cubes
58:00 <PietSAbabe> wish my frozen yoghurts would turn out this nice:(
59:00 <mordor> slurping is funny word:)))
59:00 <crash> you are boring PietSAbabe
59:00 <TheRon> manure it's not bad 
59:00 <TheRon> i mean you got the ma and the nure, it's not that bad
01:00 <TheRon> chappy is a legend
01:00 <PietSAbabe> crash: Duhh
01:00 <crash> not to put you down :P
02:00 <crash> just saying - you ramble a lot
02:00 <PietSAbabe> The excitement hits you every time my eyes meet yours , melty all you like , im gonna crumble 
02:00 <PietSAbabe> duhhh
02:00 <TheRon> name just one prime minister of canada?
02:00 <crash> hey Nikky`
02:00 <PietSAbabe> wtf , dsidnt kow they had a pm
03:00 <mordor> "improves with that" - could be finest text to alcoholadvertising
03:00 <TheRon> part of the commonwealth numnuts
03:00 <PietSAbabe> i thought it was somethin else from pm / governor *&shnrug*\
03:00 <TheRon> canada has a queen
03:00 <TheRon> same as ours
03:00 <PietSAbabe> Im p;art of the commonwealth tolo
03:00 <PietSAbabe> atleast thats what my keycard says
03:00 <Nikky`> Hey crash :o)
04:00 <crash> how are you going this weekend ?
04:00 <Nikky`> going fantastical thanks, you?
04:00 <TheRon> nikky` heritage weekend in ballarat, i haven't partaken
04:00 <PietSAbabe> let it bloooowwww , i want it drippin down mah faceee
04:00 <crash> yeah not bad :P broke weekend so meh at home 
04:00 <PietSAbabe> Any one watchj 
04:00 <PietSAbabe> frozen yuet ?
05:00 <Ana_Ng> never
05:00 <Nikky`> Why not be broke with the gf crash?
05:00 <Nikky`> We should partake tho TheRon..lets do it tomorrow
05:00 <Ana_Ng> my friend called it the worst movie yet made
05:00 <Nikky`> By we I mean you
05:00 <beehhh> bzzt
05:00 <PietSAbabe> hehe Ana_Ng
05:00 <crash> because i don't want to move in with her yet :P
05:00 <PietSAbabe> Its more Aladdin like
05:00 <PietSAbabe> very bad humou in it
06:00 <Ana_Ng> i dont dig on computer animation
06:00 <PietSAbabe> and then i heard a voice 50 min into the movie
06:00 <PietSAbabe> fucking Johah Hill
06:00 <Nikky`> Oh so if you see her on a Sat night means you have to move in with her? weird relationship
06:00 <Nikky`> :P
06:00 <TheRon> taking nephews and neice on the steam train tomorrow
06:00 <crash> hehe well i don't mind being by myself or with my housemate
06:00 <beehhh> Hobert seems ok
06:00 <beehhh> less people to eat and compete
07:00 <Nikky`> Housemate doesn't give you sex tho.. or does he? *ponders*
07:00 <PietSAbabe> There was one thing that made me payu attention to the movie n thats the fat drunk guy when hes singin
07:00 <crash> Nikky` nah lol
07:00 <PietSAbabe> when humans smell worse than  porcuopines??
07:00 <TheRon> each to their own
07:00 <crash> but ive had more sex in the last 6 months then i have had in the last decade
07:00 <PietSAbabe> bluebelle: Are you a cow?
07:00 <crash> so yeah 
08:00 <PietSAbabe> do you watch movies or moovies?
08:00 <crash> its out of my system :P
08:00 <TheRon> fuck it the bombers are gonna win
08:00 <Nikky`> good for you hon hehe
08:00 <Lumeah> mooo
08:00 <PietSAbabe> yes, the chance of that occuring is 1 in 2
08:00 <Lumeah> :P
08:00 <simba> Pieter, do you know why you're my favorite chatter? It's because you're not afraid to be who you are. Sure your altenative lifestyle may not sit well with some, but I think you are one of the best gay chatters on irc and you are a great role model. I know some people probably don't understand, but i do.
08:00 <beehhh> damn eating crashed celeries
08:00 <TheRon> cats goto perth next weekend nikky`
09:00 <TheRon> freo aren't that good, we should be ok
09:00 <PietSAbabe> hrm , whats sad about that is that I know its true simba:/
09:00 <Nikky`> We do? cool..go cats
09:00 <TheRon> i got like a beer, want some?
10:00 <beehhh> place your bets, ...no more bets! *spins the wheel*
10:00 <Nikky`> No beer for me.. I have cc
10:00 <beehhh> `seen scramble
10:00 <prowl> beehhh, Scramble ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 1 week 1 day 17 hours 30 minutes ago (02.05. 01:39) stating "Quit: Leaving" after spending 1 hour 12 minutes there.
10:00 <TheRon> so just cola then
10:00 <Nikky`> ??
10:00 <beehhh> what are the findings on abortion law
10:00 <TheRon> cc has no taste
10:00 <simba> n e 1 bonging it up 2night hit 420
11:00 <Nikky`> take that back
11:00 <simba> 420 on ur keypad now
11:00 <TheRon> no
11:00 <crash> whens 420 ?
11:00 <Nikky`> tummy eggs
11:00 <crash> i thought 420 was celebrations for a few things
11:00 <TheRon> nikky don't say tummy eggs, i watchen aliens this week
11:00 <Nikky`> good movie that
12:00 <Nikky`> stay away from her you bitch
12:00 <crash> lol
12:00 <TheRon> bloody oath, the best of the quadriolgy?
12:00 <TheRon> so yeah no tummy eggs
12:00 <beehhh> what kind of monster killed five people in the same nite inc two kids
13:00 <TheRon> freddy?
13:00 <beehhh> robert xing
13:00 <TheRon> my name is luka i live on the second floor
14:00 <beehhh> its so small even the condom dont fit on
14:00 <Nikky`> I was more repeating Geoff Shaw tho TheRon.. wanker for Frankston
14:00 <Nikky`> Can't wait till he his voted out in Nov
15:00 <beehhh> you should so date him Nikky`
15:00 <crash> think that will happen though ?
15:00 <TheRon> i have no idea who mine is
15:00 <Nikky`> It better
15:00 <TheRon> apparently bunninyong gets a member this time around
15:00 <beehhh> hes a good man jeoff shaw
15:00 <crash> im pro liberal ;/
15:00 <beehhh> he only went to usa for the shake of it
16:00 <TheRon> shaw won't get in
16:00 <crash> though would be happy for another liberal to replace him
16:00 <TheRon> is shaw anti abortion or pro i'm confused
16:00 <beehhh> premier jeff and bracks were good
16:00 <Nikky`> anti
16:00 <TheRon> so he's a douche
16:00 <beehhh> damn that would hurt
17:00 <Nikky`> Its ok tho.,.he is trying to help the tummy eggs..coz we can't kill snake eggs
17:00 <beehhh> well we shouldnt talk behind him since hes not on here
17:00 <TheRon> as long as he stops the facehuggers
17:00 <beehhh> alien breeding should stop and no child policy in straya
17:00 <beehhh> for emigrant
18:00 <crash> 10k reimbursement for an abortion 
18:00 <crash> yeah not that good :P
18:00 <beehhh> half of the migrants are either prostitutes or drug deal or criminal in some country
18:00 <beehhh> *dealer
18:00 <crash> like that doesn't get abused
19:00 <TheRon> has geoff shaw done anything for frankston?
19:00 <crash> not really
19:00 <beehhh> im thinking of studying at hobert Environment planning 1.5 year is accrredated by PIA
19:00 <crash> can't stand the guy like Nikky`
19:00 <crash> i wouldnt be funding him to go overseas
19:00 <beehhh> he grew up in frankston
20:00 <beehhh> he went on his own funding
20:00 <TheRon> geoff shaw might've had one night in bangkok
20:00 <beehhh> only the tax payers paid for his airfare
20:00 <beehhh> why not
20:00 <beehhh> he's gone to understand the aspects of abortion
21:00 <TheRon> i hate when religion get's intermixed with politics
21:00 <beehhh> Rocky Shaw in parliament's door step
21:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, hate that he is using tax funds for that rort
21:00 <TheRon> bangkok?
21:00 <beehhh> bang cock
22:00 <beehhh> another crook is clive palmer officially
22:00 <TheRon> always
22:00 <TheRon> that guy is fat
24:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=W8r-tXRLazs
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Buggles - Video Killed The Radio Star (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
24:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-05-08/qld-deputy-premier-brands-clive-palmer-a-crook/5439776
28:00 <PietSAbabe> hah @ cats n dogs
28:00 <PietSAbabe> cut the blue wire!
28:00 <mordor> and rats
28:00 <PietSAbabe> I cant see it , we're dogs , we're colourblind
29:00 <PietSAbabe> and the dog is a bomb disarming tech 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> turn off 7 now
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to be watching 7 or Go ... only 2 channels that put those movies on
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and why the fuck are junkies so addicted to television
30:00 <PietSAbabe> WERE COLORBLIND n ya see what he sees n eveeythjing for a second is grayscale ... That got me my giggles , IK so disliked at frozen movie but the line where hes singing , comparing people to porcupines?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you
30:00 <Bastardly_One> are on fucking drugs
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you should be doing something interesting on them
31:00 <PietSAbabe> you dont know what you are saying
31:00 <crash> wb Lumeah
31:00 <PietSAbabe> its ok , ill record this psychotic episode and plag jt back to you ater
31:00 <couleurs> any1 4 FiFa
31:00 <Lumeah> ty
31:00 <Bastardly_One> this is kind of cool
31:00 <Bastardly_One> http://viralious.com/2013/12/29/9-people-you-wont-believe-actually-exist/
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I do know what I'm saying
31:00 <PietSAbabe> couleurs: ps3 or ps4?
32:00 <couleurs> ps3
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he's trying to nag me into buying it 
32:00 <beehhh> fuck me arse 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> still haven't couleurs
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and seems like I can't either
32:00 <beehhh> couleurs i was looking for you on top of my head earlier
32:00 <couleurs> y
32:00 <beehhh> is hobert ok can i stay with you
32:00 <couleurs> and
32:00 <Bastardly_One> unless I feel like uni taking legal action over my fees
33:00 <couleurs> ok
33:00 <beehhh> would you find me work
33:00 <beehhh> Msc of environement planing
33:00 <Bastardly_One> well actually blame my mother
33:00 <beehhh> i like the fish and the sea
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and her b/day on monday and Mother's Day tomorrow
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit is/was expensive
33:00 <beehhh> later move to darwin
33:00 <Lumeah> http://www.maggiebeer.com.au/products/burnt-fig-honeycomb-caramel-ice-cream hmmm yum yum
33:00 <beehhh> couleurs u speak english
34:00 <couleurs> i hate u guys
34:00 <beehhh> be fairdikum with me i missed there seven years
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I found cotton candy soda last night
34:00 <Lumeah> ohhh yeah?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to find out if the import shop I go to has it because they don
34:00 <Bastardly_One> don
35:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking enter key
35:00 <TheRiddler> dogs better win
35:00 <Bastardly_One> because they don't in WA
35:00 <beehhh> dan murphys is where i like to stroll slowly
35:00 <beehhh> honestly
35:00 <Bastardly_One> which is where they seem to have those products
35:00 <Bastardly_One> fayglow cotton candy flavour
36:00 <Bastardly_One> pity it's putting money is two clowns pockets
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but that sounds like an awesome flavour
37:00 <beehhh> couleurs is the work easy to find
37:00 <Nikky`> But we love you couleurs
37:00 <Bastardly_One> what can you do beehhh?
37:00 <beehhh> i want you to sponsor norell my ts gf from malaysia
38:00 <Bastardly_One> honestly if you're willing to do the shit kicker jobs we aussies won't
38:00 <Bastardly_One> there's heaps of work 
38:00 <beehhh> cool then
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and you say that she was homeless?
38:00 <beehhh> but i prefer tassie
38:00 <Bastardly_One> dude, you're being sucked in 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as she gets into the country
38:00 <beehhh> launceston dont offer the course i want hobart campus is small but will do since couleurs is there
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll be dumped like a sack of potatoes
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanted to say that last night actually
39:00 <Bastardly_One> she is starting to remind me of the Malay one I was best mates with
39:00 <beehhh> you have aussie citizenship can help my gf
40:00 <Bastardly_One> after reading last night about her 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't help the scammer in the slightest
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you're being used IMO
41:00 <Nikky`> He is only being used if you believe the BS he sprouts
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah based on that he is being used totally
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and she sounds like she's using him for a place to live, and hopefully get over here eventually
42:00 <beehhh> how about ten of hundreds of illegal parlor in syd CBD
42:00 <beehhh> tens
42:00 <Bastardly_One> easy to play house if you're a maniuplative tranny
42:00 <mordor> need to be married to citizenship
42:00 <Bastardly_One> they're used to playing that game it seems
43:00 <simba> Pieter, do you know why you're my favorite chatter? It's because you're not afraid to be who you are. Sure your altenative lifestyle may not sit well with some, but I think you are one of the best gay chatters on irc and you are a great role model. I know some people probably don't understand, but i do.
43:00 <Bastardly_One> they she is poor yeah?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> though she is poor even
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol simba 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> bit late ... his attention went somewhere else
44:00 <beehhh> i dont know which asian you spoke to
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and oh sorry hi Nikky` :)
44:00 <beehhh> i need to speak to siger
44:00 <Nikky`> Hey Bastardly_One :o)
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just telling you basically after the fact she had nowhere to live
44:00 <beehhh> im a converted gay
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the alarm bell went ding ding ding!
45:00 <bluebelle> lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and I think you better start looking at the relationship objectively
45:00 <beehhh> marriages didnt last long enough and costs the court and a deportation with hefty fine
45:00 <Bastardly_One> or YOU will be stuck where you are forever
45:00 <beehhh> with me?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
45:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as you said she had nowhere to live
45:00 <Bastardly_One> DING DING DING!
46:00 <beehhh> last nite two girls asked for stay at norells but we both refused to take them
46:00 <beehhh> they are trouble maker and we dont want trouble
46:00 <beehhh> go to church or somewhere
47:00 <Bastardly_One> only place you'll be able to get married nearby though that I know of 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> is Singapore
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what athy did the scammer 
47:00 <beehhh> new abortion law is the needs a kensingtion lock in vagina
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the irc dude went over to Singapore married her
47:00 <Bastardly_One> they came back and eventually she cheated on him
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and got deported I think 
47:00 <mordor> :( evil
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but she played house for years ... and they're awesome actors
48:00 <beehhh> i could barely recall my marriages was in 2001
48:00 <Bastardly_One> start looking objectively is all I'm saying
48:00 <beehhh> years before marrying was awesome and before i met that slut
49:00 <Floss> slutbucket
49:00 <Bastardly_One> did anyone click my link before?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that model is kind of freaky
50:00 <Floss> dont see it
50:00 <Bastardly_One> http://viralious.com/2013/12/29/9-people-you-wont-believe-actually-exist/
51:00 <Floss> lol
51:00 <Floss> 17
51:00 <Floss> 22yr old "supportive bf"
51:00 <Floss> ofcourse he is
51:00 <Floss> she could put him on tup of a fkn cupboard and leave him to die
51:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahaha
52:00 <Bastardly_One> reckon she's packing heat?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that first short where she's in jeans bending to kiss him
55:00 <Bastardly_One> reminds me heaps of the malay ladyboy I know
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oh my!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> look at #2
55:00 <Bastardly_One> 8 FOOT ROUND OF BOOTILICOUSNESS: THE WORLD’S WIDEST HIPS
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and number 3 the dirtiest man alive
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon I've seen other bums that could rival him
57:00 <beehhh> asian people like to start sex at an early stage
58:00 <faux> its goin doooown im yelling timberrrr
59:00 <beehhh> http://www.empireonline.com/images/features/x-men-days-of-future-past-trailer-breakdown/39.jpg
00:00 <couleurs> shut up beehhh every one hate u
00:00 <faux> i wrote ethis song just looking atchu oh oho hhhhhhhhhhh
01:00 <faux> everytime that you get undressed i hear symphonies in my heaaaad
02:00 <Maurice> AND THE DRUMS THE SWING LOW
02:00 <Maurice> Have you heard his new song with Snoop Dogg?
02:00 <Maurice> It was on the radio when I was taking the nerds to PEAC and they were losing it
03:00 <faux> nooo
03:00 <Maurice> 'You know what to do with that big fat butt wiggle wiggle wiggle'
03:00 <faux> oh
03:00 <faux> yes
03:00 <stompin> tits out for the boys
03:00 <faux> talk dirty to me do otodotdotoodotodotodtodto
03:00 <Maurice> I had 2 11 yr olds and a 7yr old and they were laughing so much they weren't making any sense
03:00 <faux> lol
04:00 <faux> saturday monring jumped out of bed put on my best suittttt
05:00 <faux> why you gotta be s o ruuuuuuuuuuuude
05:00 <faux> dont you know im human tooooo
05:00 <faux> the singer is so fugly
06:00 <faux> no wonder theyre rude youre hideous
11:00 <Bastardly_One> someone start a fight with me or something
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I have this song in my head 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDKva-s_khY
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Timbaland - If We Ever Meet Again ft. Katy Perry (Feb 9, 2010) 5:14 - Category: - 67,961,791 views - 151,436 likes (97.6%), 3,773 dislikes (2.4%)
12:00 <Bastardly_One> *bops inanely*
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that fatso always looks like he's having a great time
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but what a horrible song 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
16:00 <mordor> ok, help
16:00 <faux> autotune is so annoying
17:00 <mordor> i dont understand the problem
23:00 <simba> timberland and kate perry
24:00 <cYbR> hi melbs
25:00 <faux> life is such a fucking rollercoaster then it drops, but what should i scream for this is my theme parkkkkk
25:00 <crash> Nikky`, you upgraded your car yet ?
25:00 <Nikky`> Never
25:00 <cYbR> scream WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
25:00 <Nikky`> I will wait till someone hits me harder and writes it off
26:00 <crash> i goto dandy court this month to get my license back :P
26:00 <cYbR> dandenong?
26:00 <Nikky`> And never lose it again, eh?
26:00 <crash> i was going to represent myself but took a few peoples advice :P
26:00 <Nikky`> wb omfgbbqhax
26:00 <Nikky`> I'll represent you
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
26:00 <crash> Nikky` i lost it once in 31 years :P
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok
26:00 <Nikky`> What can go wrong
26:00 <crash> my bad, sorry :P
27:00 <Nikky`> I've never lost mine nor had a speeding fine
27:00 <crash> not sure you would be a good barrister Nikky` :P
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey crash
27:00 <crash> hey omfgbbqhax - how goes it ?
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> not too shabby
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> miley just put herself to bed again
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> no cuddles for me
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> :(
28:00 <crash> ill spoon you if you want
28:00 <Nikky`> Naww poor Josh
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> no
28:00 <crash> but $$ better be good
28:00 <Nikky`> I would crash.. trust me
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> u dont have the right lumps in the right places
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> u would what nikky
29:00 <crash> omfgbbqhax i think you are getting a little picky
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> lies
29:00 <Nikky`> I would be a good barrister for crash
29:00 <crash> plus i cuddle with the best of em
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> all lies
29:00 <PietSAbabe> WHERE THE FUCK IS HE PULLING THE DOVES FROM
29:00 <crash> ill keep you warm tonight omfgbbqhax :P
29:00 <PietSAbabe> HOW IS HE GETTING 1 DOVE TO CLONE ITSELF 
29:00 <PietSAbabe> chan Go.
30:00 <crash> my xbox died as well ;/
30:00 <crash> gf loves it :P
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> digital doves piet?
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont have an xbox anymore
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> well i do but original xbox
30:00 <crash> ring of death for me
30:00 <PietSAbabe> omfgbbqhax: yeh *nod"*
30:00 <PietSAbabe> the original xbox was a fucking beast
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> but crash i am making an arcade machine
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> :P
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> for my room
31:00 <crash> table top old school ?
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> i will be in with the cool kids
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> dont want table top
31:00 <crash> i actually bought arcade controls from ebay - still at my brothers
31:00 <crash> upright ?
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> too hard to play street fighter
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> arcade controls?
32:00 <crash> yeah joystick, 6 button etc,,
32:00 <crash> to use with emulators
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> give to me
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> http://coinopsproject.freeforums.org/updated-build-a-coinops-arcade-cabinet-part-10-22nd-jan-t557.html
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> easy to build
33:00 <crash> http://www.ebay.com/itm/CENTIPEDE-CLASSIC-COCKTAIL-TABLE-COIN-OPERATED-ARCADE-VIDEO-GAME-100-WORKING-/351046851403
33:00 <crash> similar to that was my desired goal
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> but i am lazy so i bought this for it
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> https://www.arcadegamingaustralia.com.au/cms/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=shop.flypage&product_id=22&category_id=3&option=com_phpshop&Itemid=7
35:00 <crash> nice
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> crash u will fiond making one with an old xbox and coinops is better
35:00 <crash> bit pricey
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> i had a look at building a proper one
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> but u cant play many games
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats why coinops is awesome
35:00 <crash> dual core pc will cover any emulator need
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> soo many games
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> meh
35:00 <crash> and i know a few cabinent makes
35:00 <crash> makers
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am a cabinet maker
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> qualified
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> :P
36:00 <crash> wow nice :P
36:00 <crash> im a glazier :P
36:00 <crash> so meh - glass is not a problem 
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> well i am a carpenter/joiner
36:00 <TheRiddler> team up
36:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont want glass
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> perspex
37:00 <crash> glass is cheaper
37:00 <TheRiddler> ^
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> perspex is easier to work with
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> money is not an issue
37:00 <Nikky`> So is your mother
37:00 <Nikky`> HA HA
38:00 <crash> toughened glass is more scratch resistant
38:00 <crash> and safer
38:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> hiiiiiiiiiiii
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> why would i need safety on an arcade machine?
38:00 <Nikky`> mix it pong.. mix it real good
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> no young kids will be using it
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> just me and drunk mates
38:00 <Nikky`> lol you said it just then..drunk mates
38:00 <crash> omfgbbqhax im just letting you know the cheaper alternative
39:00 <crash> which for me is glass
39:00 <crash> 6mm clear goes a lot cheaper than 3mm perspex
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont want cheap
39:00 <crash> and distortion would be higher in perspex
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> fuck
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> its for playing old games
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> who needs graphics
40:00 <crash> 1200mm x 600mm in 6mm clear would cost me - err $15
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> i will be playing double dragon on it most of the time
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> the size of perspex i need i wont have to pay
41:00 <crash> i love double dragon, if you want me to do something up for you in cad let us know
41:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> where is pyriel
41:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> were is netz
41:00 <crash> i can do a 3d model if you have some sort of sketch
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> crash all graphics are sorted
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> helps when u have mates with cnc cutters and vynl printers
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> got rags lumeah?
42:00 <crash> omfgbbqhax do you have a trade account with bunnings or anyone ?
43:00 <BroKenLum> nah
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> i work for mitre10
43:00 <crash> somewhere i can source timber cheap :P
43:00 <BroKenLum> i just don't get shit omfgbbqhax
43:00 <crash> if i ever get back onto that project i would probably only need pine
43:00 <couleurs> [[[[[[[[[[ [[[[[[pong]]]]]] ]]]]]]]]]]]
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> and mdf
43:00 <crash> yep
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> look pine will cost u $2.50pm
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> about $1 for me
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> and a 2400x1200 of 12mm mdf is about $24
44:00 <crash> so 150% saving :P
44:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> where is charisma
44:00 <crash> yeah i don't have a car that could carry that sort of sheet
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> well if u buy project panels it will cost more
45:00 <mordor> pongo
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> pity u live in melb
45:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> ppl in here seem to like pong
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> i could of helped
45:00 <crash> all good
46:00 <crash> thanks for the offer anyway
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> if u were in tas then i could
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> i will take pics as i go
46:00 <crash> i would still recommend glass over perspex
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> i cant really do anything to it this week as i have miley
47:00 <crash> just on its scratch resistant qualities
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> crash it will be free the perspex anyway
47:00 <crash> once glass is tempered its very hard to scratch - in normal situations
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> the only thing i have had to buy is the arcade controls i showed u
48:00 <TheRiddler> perspex is ugly too
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats because i am too lazy to wire my own up
48:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> u all r poofs
48:00 <crash> omfgbbqhax its not to bad to go that route
48:00 <couleurs> X-MAN GAYS OF PEDOS PAST
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah i know
48:00 <crash> but you have to fabricate your console to the controls
49:00 <crash> and that panel is HUGE
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> normal size
50:00 <crash> rather driller a few 25mm holes to be honest :P
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> and it will be a full size arcade m,achine
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> i just showed u basically what i am doing with mine in that link with the xbox
51:00 <crash> sweet, keep us up to date with it
51:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
51:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/AdJWX.jpg
52:00 <BroKenLum> omg
52:00 <crash> eww skin contrast :P
53:00 <crash> someone slipped something into her drink
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> edited much
54:00 <crash> just a little
54:00 <BroKenLum> oh yay another fucked up man.
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> ??
55:00 <BroKenLum> tv go.
55:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/Lcfsy.jpg
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> http://i.imgur.com/jK6s9UA.gif
58:00 <BroKenLum> http://bakerofstylish.com/2014/04/27/dr-suess-explains-pregnancy-i-cant-this-is-too-funny/
58:00 <BroKenLum> rof!
58:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> who in here remember pong
59:00 <PhoneInABikie__ENDUPDEADLOL> i do. he mixes R&B with HipHop!
59:00 <BroKenLum> yup
00:00 <Nikky`> lol PhoneInABikie__ENDUPDEADLOL
00:00 <crash> off for a bit
00:00 <crash> pool tables at the local call
00:00 <crash> need to get out :P
00:00 <Nikky`> Seeya
01:00 <crash> night Nikky`
01:00 <Nikky`> remember your budget
01:00 <crash> someone already has that under control for me - think i have $50 spare :P
01:00 <crash> cheeky :P
01:00 <Nikky`> lol
01:00 <Nikky`> :P
01:00 <BroKenLum> Marvel chess
09:00 <simba> http://i.minus.com/ibiNO55dCgX7uF.gif
10:00 <faux> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpAHL155Lew
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BABYMETAL - 悪夢の輪舞曲 (Akumu no Rondo) (Apr 13, 2014) 3:38 - Category: - 8,241 views - 161 likes (99.4%), 1 dislikes (0.6%)
11:00 <simba> baby metal
11:00 <Floss> minecraft feels stale
12:00 <faux> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8saKHKt1A5Q
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Animals As Leaders - Lippincott (Feb 26, 2014) 4:24 - Category: - 324,683 views - 4,355 likes (98.6%), 61 dislikes (1.4%)
12:00 <faux> k bye
13:00 <simba> r u listening 2 rtock n roll faux
14:00 <faux> rtock
14:00 <simba> heavy rockn n roll
14:00 <faux> instrumental progressive metal Yes
14:00 <simba> whoa
15:00 <faux> lso
15:00 <faux> also
15:00 <faux> im excited
15:00 <faux> i finally have socks
15:00 <faux> :''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''')
15:00 <faux> this is a good day
16:00 <PietSAbabe> and now my xmas stockings are gone
16:00 <simba> u rock f
16:00 <Nikky`> She rocks her socks off
17:00 <PietSAbabe> gotta find a person with only 1 leg, Ill hang the plastic leg on the fireplace instead
17:00 <faux> cos all my shit was in storage and got em all today but mumma bought me socks lol :')
17:00 <faux> she got me a whole heapa shit for my new place
17:00 <faux> bless
17:00 <Nikky`> Mums are good like that
18:00 <faux> :')
19:00 <Nikky`> I still go to mums and find things left on the spare bed for me
19:00 <PietSAbabe> Ive learnt to buy more than 3 of each pair of socks .. theres always one that turns sacriligous , its not until they keep whinging about 2 pairs of socks now dead , the smart person will; take each remaining 'still working copndition' sock n they an marry
19:00 <Nikky`> I keep telling her to keep her money but noooooooooooooo
19:00 <PietSAbabe> Its a sock catastriph
19:00 <PietSAbabe> y
19:00 <PietSAbabe> ga
19:00 <PietSAbabe> catsocktraphy
20:00 <couleurs> Shut Up Piet
20:00 <faux> lol nikky
20:00 <BroKenLum> lol
20:00 <faux> thats like my grandma
20:00 <PietSAbabe> shut up couleurs
20:00 <faux> everytime i see her she throws money at me and wants to give me food or gifts
20:00 <faux> im like .. do you mind
20:00 <PietSAbabe> fu7ckin fifarers thinkin they be all that
20:00 <PietSAbabe> !@!
20:00 <simba> sock n they an marry
20:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <BroKenLum> made me laugh
22:00 <Refunked> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5EmnQp3V48
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Commodores - Brick House (May 16, 2008) 3:12 - Category: - 3,026,929 views - 11,537 likes (99.1%), 108 dislikes (0.9%)
22:00 <PietSAbabe> yeh gotta bless others with my presence in a few min , mah gold material will remain far from trhis place:)
22:00 <Nikky`> guess you're never too old to be looked after by your mum or grandma
22:00 <PietSAbabe> Enjoy peoples 
22:00 <PietSAbabe> ~!!
22:00 <faux> .
22:00 <faux> add suicide to your to do list bye
23:00 <Lumeah> lol
23:00 <xm> when piet tells someone to shut up without making a spelling mistake...it truly is a check mate... everyone is just stunned and shuts up
23:00 <Floss> LOL
23:00 <Floss> and xm wins internets
23:00 <Nikky`> lol
24:00 <Lumeah> i think it's really ironic. cuz i started nothing.
24:00 <Lumeah> guess that forgotten tho.
25:00 <Lumeah> now IM the worst person in the world... yeah... thanks mate.
26:00 <Nikky`> Why do I feel like Lumeah is having a conversation on her own
26:00 <DemonsRun> I was thinking the same thing Nikky` 
27:00 <Lumeah> never mind peoples.
27:00 <DemonsRun> We don't really care..,
27:00 <Lumeah> then why say anythikng
27:00 <Lumeah> ol
27:00 <koalabeer> LoL she's a dumb bitch and follows what Pieter does
28:00 <Lumeah> dumb alright.
28:00 <DemonsRun> ./ragequit
28:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/nTUSN.jpg
29:00 <Nikky`> Tis the night to be raging.. la la la la la la la
29:00 <simba> is that the bitch in sexy in the ciry
29:00 <simba> rt
29:00 <simba> city
30:00 <xm> with piet it doesnt matter how many times you 'abuse' him. it's like thousands of parking fines on a car, whether it's 1 or 1000 is inconsequential. in the end he wont be able to pay any of it off and spend time in the ward/prison/morgue -- with some people around him giving him encouragement by their silent agreement
31:00 <DemonsRun> He's too pigheaded to realise he's not interesting enough for anyone
31:00 <DemonsRun> simba. Have you seen that sinrepentrepeat go off?
31:00 <DemonsRun> He belongs here... With Piet & panda & saemon
31:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
32:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
32:00 <Zade> whats happening?
32:00 <xm> i wish Saemon changed his nick to start with P
32:00 <DemonsRun> IKR!
32:00 <xm> PissBoy ?
32:00 <simba> DemonsRun no whats that
32:00 <xm> PissBottler?
32:00 <DemonsRun> Ah you'll have to wait & see simba. He's on the other server. God complex.
33:00 <simba> ohhh
33:00 <simba> yea i forgot the server addy
33:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/QkjU9.jpg
33:00 <xm> my comment before was not saying dont bother with poking fun at piet. more like it doesnt really matter -- have your fun!
34:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/NUt4Q.jpg
34:00 <Loof> i just like making PietSAbabe rage
34:00 <Loof> it's easy!
35:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <simba> cum
35:00 <xm> Loof, as a person who has also been a wardie, how would you some of the people here compared to in hospital?
36:00 <Loof> xm i say most of the people here are undiagnosed
36:00 <xm> how would you compard compare some of people you met in the ward and here*
36:00 <Loof> i find far more sanity in the ward
36:00 <xm> werent there any people that stood out in the wards for you?
37:00 <DemonsRun> He was the one who stood out
37:00 <xm> the people in the wards that were completely off their heads with fantasies were quite friendly
37:00 <xm> one guy would walk around with a plastic vest saying he was a cop
37:00 <Loof> lol
37:00 <xm> another guy (funnily enough) claimed to have an IQ of 160
37:00 <xm> really weird how they all go for the 160ish mark
37:00 <xm> but he never got angry 
37:00 <Loof> fuck you demonsrun you fat bitch, ur like 23 with the mumma jugs of a 60 year old granny so die bitch
38:00 <DemonsRun> Did I hit a sore spot Loof ?
38:00 <DemonsRun> LMAO
38:00 <simba> wtf
38:00 <simba> calm blue ocean
38:00 <xm> also claimed to be rightful king
38:00 <xm> and secret billionaire at the same time
39:00 <Loof> anyone else got the flu?
39:00 <DemonsRun> Loof: Btw. You're words on a screen. No insult you can throw at me will cause a rage as easily as you throw a fit 
39:00 <xm> nah, just a bit tired. no flu
39:00 <Loof> had it yet?
39:00 <xm> this is rather insensitive. im vision impaired and feel everything Loof says
39:00 <simba> Pieter, do you know why you're my favorite chatter? It's because you're not afraid to be who you are. Sure your altenative lifestyle may not sit well with some, but I think you are one of the best gay chatters on irc and you are a great role model. I know some people probably don't understand, but i do.
40:00 <xm> that is through my special keyboard
40:00 <Loof> lol simba
40:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBTgBdiEOJ0
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Radiohead - Bloom (Jamie XX) (Nov 21, 2011) 7:49 - Category: - 393,818 views - 2,954 likes (98.9%), 33 dislikes (1.1%)
40:00 <Nikky`> oooh you're special alright xm :P
40:00 <xm> Pieter: it's good that people judge you by the flaws in your character and not personality!
40:00 <xm> Pieter: it's good that people judge you by the flaws in your character and not sexuality!
41:00 <Loof> beastiality
41:00 <xm> Nikky can you describe yourself in ASCII
41:00 <xm> paste it in PM
41:00 <Excessive> there's no beast in bestiality Loof
41:00 <xm> Hellllllooooo
41:00 <Nikky`> I'll paste you something alright
41:00 <xm> is it meeee you're loooking for?
42:00 <Loof> pieter how did you ever come up with the name "fluffy" for your cat. You have quite the imagination
43:00 <xm> Flu + For Five Years
43:00 <xm> how he feels in bed all the time
43:00 <xm> i call my cat, cat
44:00 <xm> i call my dog, dog
44:00 <xm> still better than what Piet did
44:00 <Excessive> creep insaide meh huh?
44:00 <Mew> meow
47:00 <Loof> woof
47:00 <TheRiddler> hai Mew
48:00 <Loof> how the fuck do those possums run along the power and phone lines so fast without falling on the road and getting splattered by a car
49:00 <Loof> blows my mind
49:00 <simba> desire
49:00 <faux> LOL
50:00 <Nikky`> lol
51:00 <xm> little circus bicycles. where there's a wheel there's a way. (couldnt resist a dad joke soz)
51:00 <Loof> lol
51:00 <couleurs> their feet are made of glue
52:00 <xm> that's true. i was chasing a possum in my home once and it was jumping from wall to wall and sticking like spiderman
52:00 <Loof> lol
53:00 <Loof> little ninjas
53:00 <xm> they eat fruit and throw the seeds at you like shuriken
54:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <Loof> from their ass
54:00 <xm> that's how it gets that asterisks like shape
56:00 <Loof> tissues: check, hand cream: check, redtube: check
57:00 <Loof> ahhh marriage
57:00 <Nikky`> cross
57:00 <faux> gros
57:00 <faux> s
58:00 <couleurs> i no
03:00 <Loof> my god this is fucking boring
15:00 <[Maverick]> sup cuntoles 
18:00 <Nikky`> Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo
21:00 <[Maverick]> where is PietSAbabe
21:00 <[Maverick]> https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/23394443/easy-access-to-welfare-is-over-andrews/
23:00 <Nikky`> lol
23:00 <TheRiddler> I want to see chelsea n rose makeout lol
29:00 <Mew> http://m.ebay.com.au/itm/291121700758?nav=SEARCH
29:00 <faux> lol
30:00 <Mew> i wanna get it for ben
30:00 <Mew> dat camel toe
30:00 <Mew> so juicy
31:00 <TheRiddler> lolll
31:00 <Excessive> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Ladies-Little-Red-Riding-Hood-Costume-Fancy-Dress-Halloween-Party-Cosplay-Outfit-/111185811552?pt=AU_Costumes&var&hash=item19e330d860&_uhb=1
32:00 <Mew> i wish
32:00 <Mew> its for an 80s party
32:00 <Mew> ill find the one i want
32:00 <TheRiddler> hmm
33:00 <Mew> get ready fellas
33:00 <Mew> check out this bad boy
34:00 <Mew> http://m.ebay.com.au/itm/190925265859?nav=SEARCH
34:00 <Mew> id wear that to do the grocery shopping
34:00 <Mew> so its worth the money
35:00 <TheRiddler> go as that playboy girl
35:00 <TheRiddler> umm
35:00 <TheRiddler> the 1 that died
35:00 <TheRiddler> I forget her name
35:00 <TheRiddler> or is she from the 90s
36:00 <Mew> ohhhhhh
36:00 <Mew> the dumb one?
36:00 <TheRiddler> yes
36:00 <Mew> with the drug problem
36:00 <TheRiddler> the 1 with the kid that everyone wanted lol
37:00 <Loof> too nice: http://www.redtube.com/117589
37:00 <TheRiddler> was like what 9 states
37:00 <TheRiddler> or something
37:00 <Mew> anna nicole smith?
37:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
37:00 <Excessive> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/NEW-womens-costume-Pirate-Wench-Sz-8-Complete-Outfit-of-6-pcs-Stunning-/171265829649?pt=AU_Costumes&hash=item27e03d2b11&_uhb=1
38:00 <TheRiddler> oh she's 90s
40:00 <Loof> two cocks touching in the nighttttttttttttttttt
43:00 <faux> www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3NMZAUKGw
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BABYMETAL - メギツネ - MEGITSUNE (Full ver.) (Jun 4, 2013) 4:11 - Category: - 5,078,023 views - 52,894 likes (97.4%), 1,392 dislikes (2.6%)
50:00 <couleurs> Shut Up Loof, You Stupid Old Man
54:00 <couleurs> BABYMETAL - メギツネ - MEGITSUNE
54:00 <Loof> hey bored_biATCHHH 
01:00 <faux> hehe
04:00 <TheRiddler> I am watching sanctuary
11:00 <couleurs> pricken me nose
11:00 <couleurs> feals good
20:00 <Bastardly_One> this is B1 Public Service Announcement
21:00 <Bastardly_One> as most of you will be aware it's Mother's Day tomorrow
21:00 <Bastardly_One> be sure to smash your mother in the face for raising such people
21:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
21:00 <Excessive> r u ragin oh somethin?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm telling my mum off *nodnodnod*
22:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh attempted condenscending humour
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm really shit at humour lately
22:00 <Bastardly_One> was I ever any good? :P
22:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
22:00 <Excessive> I jus sms "Happ-e Mother's Day" and she says "Thanking You"
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine is pestering me 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> she's on the money hunt
23:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it
23:00 <Bastardly_One> My own fault though
23:00 <Bastardly_One> this is before Uni said pay up or get a big smack
24:00 <Loof> she came to u for money? that's like going to pieter for advice on quitting drugs
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that I told her I've give her xyz dollars to combine her b/day just Mon gone and Mother's Day
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... she isn't being a scum
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I was avoiding uni fees when I was sure I could do what I said 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what I'm like ... two sentences on reminding me can be bugging me some days 
25:00 <dematerialised> my parents are dead
28:00 <Loof> so is your brain
28:00 <Loof> fgt
29:00 <Excessive> szia megint :)
30:00 <xm> Excessive: given that you said Happ-e instead of Happy did you have one big yellow smiley face with black outlines?
30:00 <xm> PLUR!
31:00 <mordor> hey :) szia Exc
31:00 <Excessive> xm: "piros te hulye nem fekete"
32:00 <xm> ill assume that is PLUR in your native tongue
32:00 <xm> or you just said watch out that gyspy wants to pick pocket you
32:00 <Excessive> how long would it take fo u to google wat I said?
32:00 <mordor> :))
33:00 <xm> sorry if anyone here is gypsy. im never met one. im sure they're fine people and good with the violin
33:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
34:00 <Bastardly_One> theiving cunts
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the lot of them
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that reality show is real *nods*
34:00 <xm> you've met them?
34:00 <xm> ah ok
34:00 <xm> never seen the show
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna shut up again 
34:00 <xm> ive heard stories from people at work when they were in Rome
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in one of those moods I think
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but the reality show on the UK ones
34:00 <Bastardly_One> they're just trailer park squatters
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and sexist arsewipes of males
35:00 <Pieter> How Not to Live Your Life is on , heard about it but aint seen it till now 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and the women are plain dumb
35:00 <Bastardly_One> like the one I saw they totally ripped this guy off his campervan legally
35:00 <Bastardly_One> never payed him a cent
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and they dress up like pure skanks for so called weddings
36:00 <slower> and you call them "dumb"?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it might as well be ... this bogan no hoper claims his woman
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and she dresses up like a gaudy two bit hooker
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and accepts her fate
38:00 <Bastardly_One> hard to explain without seeing that program but that's not how we all think traditionally of them is it?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> then again this is the UK I mean 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ever seen a UK reality show?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> they all look horrid the people in them
43:00 <couleurs> thank u
44:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/noNXrIq
44:00 <couleurs> i want this
44:00 <xm> probably from all the sun
44:00 <xm> when they travel to Australia
44:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/1978810_10201132813877091_1755484869_n.jpg
46:00 <Mew> xm ive got roman gyspsy ancestors
46:00 <Mew> -s
47:00 <Mew> i keep some of their tears in a jar
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <Saemon> did they work in tuckshops?
47:00 <TheRiddler> wait
47:00 <TheRiddler> seriously?
47:00 <Mew> seriously on the first part
47:00 <Mew> not rly the tears tho lol
49:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/aAb4M.jpg
50:00 <TheRiddler> it's a toolbox
50:00 <TheRiddler> :p
51:00 <Mew> i hope she doesnt use the rusty end of those pliers 
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
52:00 <xm> haha Mew i was just in the kitchen cutting up Double Brie and i was thinking to take a photo just to torment you
53:00 <xm> but now i now you're part Gypsy i aint gonna mess with you
53:00 <xm> your Gypsy magic would be too powerful
53:00 <Mew> i will shrink you xm
53:00 <Bastardly_One> or steal his shit 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> *nods*
53:00 <xm> ill still be able to use the iPhone
53:00 <Bastardly_One> swindle him right out of it 
54:00 <xm> whether im 1ft tall and using the iPhone or using the laptop now no one on IRC knows
54:00 <xm> IRC is intriguing!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you going to pretend to be faux now
54:00 <Bastardly_One> a phone is the size of an iPad to her
54:00 <xm> Bastardly_One: old workmates told me that Gypsies befriended them in Rome and wanted to get 'drunk' with them
54:00 <xm> fortunately workmates didnt
54:00 <xm> other people did
55:00 <xm> woke up and found nearly everything taken
55:00 <Bastardly_One> was thinking that 
55:00 <xm> from the hotel 
55:00 <Mew> im not into takinğ material belongings
55:00 <Bastardly_One> just their minds 
55:00 <Mew> i like stuff like anal virginity etc
55:00 <Mew> yeah or mental health
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... you know who I mean right?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck he would not stop last night
56:00 <Mew> or both at the same time
56:00 <Mew> oh the p word?
56:00 <xm> you mean have me spend time in a prison?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Mew
56:00 <Mew> no no i take these things
56:00 <Bastardly_One> like full on 
57:00 <Mew> no prison required
57:00 <Bastardly_One> hours worth
57:00 <Mew> touch ya toes
57:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/rafOZ.jpg
58:00 <xm> my brother doesnt want to eat the double brie slices i cut for him. he's waiting for them to go room temp
58:00 <xm> i prefer them right out of the fridge
58:00 <xm> this is a controversial topic that not many people are willing to discuss. very taboo. unlike tomato sauce in the fridge or pantry
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit goes in the pantry
59:00 <Bastardly_One> tomato sauce
59:00 <xm> also
59:00 <Mew> i like it in the fridge
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and people that stick vegemite in the fridge need to be shot on sight
59:00 <xm> this cheese says the use by date is the 9th
59:00 <xm> so i have an excuse to go crazy with it
59:00 <Excessive> I need to go n egt some milk
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