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07:00 <johninja> It was saterday night i guess that makes it alright
08:00 <johninja> she said "baby do you have enough gas"
08:00 <johninja> wooohhoooohhoooyeh little red corvetteee
12:00 <johninja> (wish your mum a happy mothers day fgts)
20:00 <johninja> angelina got mel a nice card, a cool box, this fabrege egg or something that opens (looks cool), an asian fan, a pink dream catcher, some ferrero rochers, and some lindt chocs 
20:00 <johninja> :D
25:00 <johninja> trying to get her to crawl but she keeps going backwards lol
25:00 <johninja> tripper
10:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb1ZvUDvLDY 
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - Dear Mama (Jul 5, 2011) 4:41 - Category: - 21,245,074 views - 128,497 likes (97.5%), 3,282 dislikes (2.5%)
15:00 <rektangle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ6dxZd0TTg 
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Grinspoon - Just Ace (Date not found) 1:47 - Category: - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 78 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
18:00 <rektangle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrTu4dFr-Ow 
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dance-Nas (Oct 6, 2008) 3:35 - Category: - 302,478 views - 1,553 likes (98.1%), 30 dislikes (1.9%)
54:00 <rektangle> lol
57:00 <Pyro-> his hair.. had turned from black into bright white
59:00 <rektangle> mmmm mmmm mmmm mmm
01:00 <rektangle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRtvqT_wMeY 
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Soul Asylum - Runaway Train (Feb 26, 2010) 4:23 - Category: - 18,985,787 views - 98,991 likes (98.7%), 1,292 dislikes (1.3%)
03:00 <Pyro-> hi mew
21:00 <druff> mewted
22:00 <Mew> druffman
22:00 <Mew> ugh i slept for like 3 minutes last night
22:00 <Mew> HATE MY LIFE RITE NAO
23:00 <Mew> i was too scared to sleep cos ben was face to face with me and he kept making vom noises so i thought i was gonna wake up with his vom all over my face for mothers day
23:00 <CptnMorgan> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE 
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Killers - Mr. Brightside (Jun 16, 2009) 3:48 - Category: - 79,876,834 views - 245,372 likes (98.2%), 4,374 dislikes (1.8%)
29:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my its George
33:00 <Mew> meyham!!!!!!!!
33:00 <Mayhem> just saw your boobies mew
33:00 <Mew> thanks!!!!!!!!!!
33:00 <Mayhem> two thumbs up
33:00 <Mew> then you'd be able to see nips
33:00 <Mew> ha ha ha ha ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
34:00 <Mayhem> no yellow fever here
34:00 <Mew> awww shiiiit nigga
34:00 <Mew> im gonna caress you like a tropical priest
36:00 <CptnMorgan> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4QnalIHlVc 
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tina Turner - Private Dancer (Mar 13, 2009) 4:22 - Category: - 5,648,249 views - 14,478 likes (97.3%), 398 dislikes (2.7%)
36:00 <Mayhem> bukake
37:00 <crash> morning Nikky`
37:00 <Nikky`> Morning crash 
37:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwB9m4FslO4
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I Like Bukkake (Aug 7, 2007) 1:16 - Category: - 432,200 views - 1,955 likes (89.9%), 220 dislikes (10.1%)
38:00 <Mayhem> dat scatfish
38:00 <Mew> his eyes look delicious
38:00 <Mew> well rounded
38:00 <Mew> nutritious 
39:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc8T0lJ0yYA
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Danny T - Delicious (Feb 17, 2012) 3:15 - Category: - 56,516 views - 168 likes (94.4%), 10 dislikes (5.6%)
49:00 <druff> mmm well rounded
49:00 <druff> they sure are
27:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10341832_459290970883971_6389069629429052584_n.jpg
27:00 <Mew> how hot is this bitch
31:00 <Rak> quite hot
31:00 <Mew> QUITE
31:00 <Mew> omg
32:00 <Rak> :)
48:00 <zaim> fit
48:00 <Mew> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/p403x403/1977283_429145630565172_1049759041_n.jpg
48:00 <Mew> her ass is ridiculous
49:00 <Rak> i think the scientific term is redonkulous
50:00 <Mew> youre right
50:00 <Mew> badonkalicious
51:00 <Rak> are you a boobs or butt kinda girl?
51:00 <Mew> definitely both
52:00 <Doodle> i've had her
52:00 <Doodle> she was crap, i was great
53:00 <Rak> does she like to snuggle?
53:00 <Doodle> only with losers
53:00 <Rak> oh good
53:00 <Doodle> inorite
54:00 <Mew> i bet her vagina muscles are off the charts
55:00 <Rak> yeh i wouldn't even last the usual 30 seconds
55:00 <Mew> you wouldnt want to
55:00 <Mew> she'd probably give you a blood blister
55:00 <Rak> to get to the snuggling sooner?
55:00 <Doodle> worth it
55:00 <Rak> oh
55:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
56:00 <TheRiddler> just had pancakes with lemon syrup
56:00 <Mew> hey riddlz
56:00 <Mew> is that like lemon butter?
58:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.foodbeast.com/2014/05/07/chocolate-dipped-glazed-doughnuts-stuffed-with-cookie-dough/#p0chdemsvwbeKWPU.01
58:00 <Mew> WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <TheRiddler> no idea
58:00 <TheRiddler> nah it's like maple syrup
59:00 <Mew> do you buy it at the shops or make it?
59:00 <TheRiddler> tho it does taste similar to lemon butter
59:00 <TheRiddler> bought it
59:00 <Mew> im intrigued 
59:00 <TheRiddler> it's a greens brand syrup
59:00 <Mew> is it near like ice cream toppings etc
59:00 <Mew> oh greens too wtf
59:00 <Mew> how have i never seen this
59:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
02:00 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10312390_10152413500979802_6919314625157034750_n.png
04:00 <Mew> http://www.taste.com.au/recipes/26905/coconut+and+lemon+curd+cheesecakes
05:00 <Mew> mmmmmm
10:00 <Mew> kfc used to have good mothers day deals
10:00 <Mew> this year theyve got fried chicken + two shitty magazines
10:00 <Mew> thats like a bad showbag
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
12:00 <druff> kfc is shit
12:00 <Maurice> We're going to OBJs for mumsys day
12:00 <druff> id rather hungry jacks
12:00 <Maurice> I'm gonna dive face first into a steak kilpatrick
13:00 <Mew> luckyyyyy
14:00 <Mew> kilpatrick goes good on lots of things
14:00 <Mew> schnittys too
14:00 <TheRiddler> dominos have heart choc lava cakes again
14:00 <TheRiddler> like they did valentines
14:00 <Maurice> It really does
15:00 <Mew> i eat oysters kilpatrick too but only if im drunk
15:00 <Mew> i dont know if i could handle the texture sober
16:00 <Maurice> I don't like them, but love the smell, so when I found the steak version, I was all over that like a slut on a rich man
17:00 <TheRiddler> as I said that I got a email from dominos about their lava cakes...
17:00 <TheRiddler> they're spying on me!
52:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/fgukU.jpg nsfw
54:00 <Rak> so why do they need handbags?
54:00 <doctor> i think I can handle a NSFW pic now
55:00 <doctor> lol
55:00 <doctor> how does that not hurt her?
58:00 <TheRiddler> no idea
04:00 <Professor> it's a trick. there's a strong magnet on the ceiling that gets turned on with increasing power. look at how the belly ring kinda levitates
04:00 <Shadowgate> Proffesor is inteligent lol
04:00 <Shadowgate> his on the case lol
04:00 <Professor> lol
04:00 <Rak> so the fist and arm in her vagina are just window dressing
05:00 <Shadowgate> lol
05:00 <Rak> got it
05:00 <Professor> Shadowgate what did you write in ya mum's card. "you gave birth to me at 3:40AM LOL"
05:00 <koalabeer> lol
06:00 <koalabeer> Shadowgate got burnt at 2pm lol
07:00 <doctor> Shadowgate laughs a lot because it's easier for him to laugh than to deal with all the anger he has
08:00 <Shadowgate> lol
17:00 <Rak> don't act like this in the topic's presence
27:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwIkMkx-Pkg
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mission X - Good Morning Vietnam (Oct 14, 2012) 4:44 - Category: - 937 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
30:00 <couleurs> HaPPy MoTheRs DaY
32:00 <Professor> thank you
40:00 <couleurs> that's what she said
41:00 <simba> swish and phlick
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
47:00 <Excessive> Más hulye, "le kom" miert ott lent?
50:00 <couleurs> huh
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> huh
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> wb hun
51:00 <Nikky`> Thank you
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> im notr sick anymore
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> wanna make out?
52:00 <Shadowgate> Nikky said Thank you and killed the room of laughter
52:00 <Nikky`> Yaaay for not being sick and I'll need to check my schedule
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> fine
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> bye
52:00 <Nikky`> ;P
52:00 <Shadowgate> lol
52:00 <Shadowgate> omfgbbqaway is not a new character, nick modified away version
52:00 <couleurs> good eye inspector irc
52:00 <omfgbbqaway> Shadowgate u are smart
53:00 <Shadowgate> lol
53:00 <Professor> Shadowgate got smart at 12:52:37PM WST
53:00 <Shadowgate> lol proffessor you kill of laughter
53:00 <simba> ShadowLurker could you unplug your keyboard before typing anything else
54:00 <Nikky`> But what did poor ShadowLurker do?
54:00 <simba> It's not what he does... but the consequences of these actions...
54:00 <Professor> i swear Shadowgate responded within a split second after i typed that...and he still got professor typed wrong...it's like he's got a clever script to respond to anything and even fake typos on nicks 
55:00 <Professor> that was freaky
55:00 <omfgbbqaway> i want to be like u
55:00 <simba> it probably is a script of BlackDevils that he thinks is funny
55:00 <Nikky`> I believe you meant Shadowgate tho simba.. not poor ShadowLurker
55:00 <simba> oh yeah
55:00 <simba> well w/e
55:00 <omfgbbqaway> mmmmmmmmmmm
55:00 <omfgbbqaway> lag
55:00 <Nikky`> lol
56:00 <Excessive> is there a diff?
56:00 <omfgbbqaway> nikky i love u
56:00 <Nikky`> Love you too omfgbbqaway
58:00 <JoshMileyIsSnoring> :P
58:00 <JoshMileyIsSnoring> ug
58:00 <JoshMileyIsSnoring> ugh
58:00 <JoshMileyIsSnoring> ex will be here soon
58:00 <couleurs> luv u 2 Nikky` 
58:00 <Nikky`> love you too couleurs
59:00 <Adi> <(:o)
01:00 <JoshMileyIsSnoring> mmmmmmmmmmmmm
01:00 <couleurs> i no
02:00 <Professor> Nikky`, i had another dream last night. we were sitting next to each other at a NetCafe but didnt introduce ourselves or anything. we both logged into IRC but kept minimizing the screen after we wrote a sentence. i said i was at a friend's place LANning, you said you were on your phone. why must we play games Nikky` ? why????????????????
02:00 <Rak> so romantic
04:00 <Nikky`> Because, well.. I need more game playing before I can move to second base
05:00 <Professor> http://www.sbs.com.au/news/storystream/eurovision-2014-and-winner-spoilers-ahead
06:00 <Professor> a cromulent moment in Eurovision
09:00 <simba> a perfectly cromulent word
09:00 <Shadowgate> Professor is romantic
09:00 <Professor> Shadowgate gave his mother flowers at 6:30AM lol
09:00 <Shadowgate> Professor lol
09:00 <Nikky`> oooh brb need to call my mum
09:00 <Professor> yeah, i better set up the NAS / RAID
09:00 <Doodle> say hai from me
09:00 <simba> Nikky` forgot
10:00 <Professor> mum's gift
10:00 <couleurs> SPOILER ALERT the bearded lady won SPOILER ALERT
10:00 <couleurs> cool which 1
10:00 <Professor> lol
11:00 <Excessive> mmmmmmmmmmm coffee
11:00 <simba> u got ur mom a NAS album
11:00 <couleurs> lol
11:00 <couleurs> dats dope
11:00 <Professor> haha
12:00 <Professor> Distant Relatives: Let's not 
14:00 <Professor> hmmm we would have won Eurovision if shads was playing and there were 5 junkie dancers in sync -- telling the story of Australia's ICE Age epidemic
14:00 <Professor> everyone wants to hear a story...
14:00 <simba> why are australia in eurovision?
14:00 <couleurs> u beautey
14:00 <Professor> dunno
14:00 <simba> is*
14:00 <Professor> i only heard about it last week
15:00 <Professor> they might as well let NZ in now too...
15:00 <simba> shouldnt we be in like asia pacific vision
15:00 <Professor> we would lose though to the Indians
15:00 <Excessive> world vision!
15:00 <Professor> they've got years in the entertainment industry
15:00 <Professor> and all that bribing
15:00 <Excessive> survival of the fittest!
15:00 <JimmyJack> is eurovision made for gays?
16:00 <simba> NWOvision
16:00 <Professor> they do love it
16:00 <Loof> it seems very gay
16:00 <Professor> like modelling comps
16:00 <Professor> there have been some decent songs out of EV though
20:00 <beehhh> why cut my penis for i didnt harm anyone
20:00 <Professor> why meat
21:00 <Professor> good question beehhh 
21:00 <Professor> were you raised Muslim?
22:00 <beehhh> all religions are bogus n fictitious
22:00 <simba> but were you raised muslim
22:00 <beehhh> now it looks like frankenstien's face
22:00 <simba> loool
22:00 <beehhh> norell loves it but
23:00 <simba> thats what u get for letting a woman dictate what happens to ur own cock
23:00 <beehhh> never complains
23:00 <Professor> beehhh, has Norell told you she wants kids yet?
23:00 <beehhh> simba hows the flood water from the drainage broke in grenfield
23:00 <simba> wat
24:00 <beehhh> she wants but she cant be preganant so we might have to steal kids for adoption
24:00 <simba> dude shit you read on yahoo news that happens in rural south australia doesnt affect me in the city of adelaide
24:00 <Professor> you wont have to steal them where you are
24:00 <beehhh> my rang me from great oceans road to wish her happy mothers day
24:00 <Professor> theyd be dumped on every door step
25:00 <beehhh> staff kids are annoyning
25:00 <beehhh> rather pat cats
25:00 <beehhh> as a gay couple our requirements are limited
26:00 <Pieter> you've got a jam in your snatch and a jam in your soul
26:00 <Pieter> look into Pieter and youre sure to find enlightenment
26:00 <simba> Pieter, do you know why you're my favorite chatter? It's because you're not afraid to be who you are. Sure your altenative lifestyle may not sit well with some, but I think you are one of the best gay chatters on irc and you are a great role model. I know some people probably don't understand, but i do.
26:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
26:00 <Nikky`> I didn't forget exactly simba.. I did post a card
27:00 <Pieter> shall i hand you a bag of pity or would you like me to hand it to you bits at a time but only when you really reeally need it ?>
27:00 <simba> u rock Nikky`
27:00 <beehhh> simba we have a sucking compitition as who can sucks the best without using the tooth
28:00 <simba> u rock faux
28:00 <doctor> good for you beehhh
28:00 <Nikky`> I know.. my mum tells me that all the time
28:00 <faux> hi
28:00 <faux> ty Yes
28:00 <beehhh> she got a small pecker but
28:00 <beehhh> half the size of mine
28:00 <Nikky`> I didn't say hi to mum from you Doodle...sorry
28:00 <Pieter> ahghhhh yeahh , freekin my lil plugin is werrking
28:00 <faux> Omg omg I started cooking thinking the footy was at 4
29:00 <faux> Its at 3 abd I missed 30 mins fffffff
29:00 <faux> Well 20 mins
29:00 <beehhh> I hope your mums die heh
29:00 <Nikky`> At least it was only 30mins not an hr
29:00 <simba> u guys r losin to the bulldogz
29:00 <faux> I know :'(
29:00 <simba> go georges dragons
29:00 <faux> The team I hate most
30:00 <faux> I'm watching it on sportlemon
30:00 <faux> Idk why I should watch on foxtel on me lappy
30:00 <Professor> beehhh, i hope Norell dies from giving birth to a big poo :)
30:00 <simba> oh is that online fox subscription good
30:00 <faux> My mate gave me his log in details for foxtel Go 
30:00 <simba> give it a Go
30:00 <beehhh> breaking news from MCG 15000 pink dressed women died due to ligeonniere virus from ecoli water treatment
31:00 <faux> It is for me cos its free
31:00 <Pieter> DONT SAY FUCKING BIG POO
31:00 <faux> I do
31:00 <faux> Lol
31:00 <robot> nothing's free, not even a free lunch
31:00 <beehhh> ahhh
31:00 <faux> Well its free cos I don't pay for it
31:00 <Pieter> after last nights incident which I can barely remember, thank fuck it hapopened whilst i was blacking out
31:00 <beehhh> faux is upto something aren't you
31:00 <simba> is it much better than watching a stream?
31:00 <faux> Yes
31:00 <faux> Less laggy
31:00 <Pieter> but fuck, i musta shat out 4kg drums of iocecream sized
32:00 <beehhh> bugger off let the grown up talk - buka haram
32:00 <beehhh> or be abducted to a jungle in niger
32:00 <faux> We always kick on the 4th ffff
32:00 <simba> gonna have a lil look at georgies dragons
32:00 <Pieter> squirt out so hard ya poop pipe falls out along with ya intestines:p
32:00 <faux> Pls don't call em that
32:00 <faux> Respect Ty
32:00 <simba> lol at Pieter and beehhh raging because nobody is reading their monologue
33:00 <couleurs> :)
33:00 <simba> this stream is "the real housewives at atlanta"
33:00 <beehhh> couleurs what kind of work available for a mentally implaude person
33:00 <faux> It's not even on foz
33:00 <faux> Fox
33:00 <faux> I just checked
33:00 <faux> You have to watch on sportslemon
33:00 <Pieter> loll @ simba typing like this to get attention and hopefully it works because ive given him mine and now all will have simba on your minds cos ive typed the word , 
33:00 <Pieter> simba.
34:00 <simba> all the streams i found are the real housewives
34:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_diuv326FMU
34:00 <simba> what the hell
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dan Sultan (Blackbird 2014) - Ain't Thinking About You (May 4, 2014) 3:13 - Category: - 229 views - 8 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
34:00 <faux> Do yo uwant me to link yiu
34:00 <Pieter> anywway hes awesome cos he does what he does and Im full of envy, so much that God wont even send me to hell:(
34:00 <beehhh> faux is a happy cause no bullet brushing on mothers day in liverpool but still not certain
34:00 <simba> im looking through all the options one should be good
34:00 <fawks> http://www.sportlemon.tv/20140511/vv536efb82666f44.24962404-818650.html
35:00 <simba> omg
35:00 <fawks> wtf
35:00 <simba> thats the real housewives too
35:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <fawks> i ikned you the wrong one
35:00 <fawks> wait
35:00 <beehhh> targeted ganglord shooting local business men
35:00 <fawks> http://www.sportlemon.tv/20140511/vv536ea688dd2301.84886600-818422.html
35:00 <fawks> here
35:00 <simba> maybe its half time?
35:00 <fawks> its not
35:00 <fawks> im watfching
35:00 <cYbR> lolwhat
35:00 <cYbR> someone is broadcasting the wrong feed xD
35:00 <fawks> doggies have the ba
35:00 <simba> kool 
35:00 <fawks> ball
35:00 <cYbR> man those housewifes are gross
35:00 <boyos> this server wont /list channels..what gives? 
36:00 <cYbR> did you read the error boyos?
36:00 <beehhh> theres a nice place call warringah mall and glenlg
36:00 <simba> just type /list
36:00 <fawks> theyre eating us aive
36:00 <fawks> l
36:00 <boyos> mm notjing comes up
36:00 <koalabeer> coz ur a faggot
37:00 <beehhh> poor girl munch on a street kebab make sure its not a greek dong but
37:00 <Excessive> warringah mall is like 15 mins by bus from here
37:00 <simba> this 1 isnt skipping http://gofirstrow.eu/watch/259526/1/watch-st-george-dragons-vs-canterbury-bulldogs.html
37:00 <koalabeer> u gotta wait 60 seconds after connecting to be bale to get the list
37:00 <boyos> yeah i did
37:00 <Pyro-> and the look in the right window
37:00 <boyos> wont werk for me
37:00 <koalabeer> no u didnt
38:00 <simba> just type /list itll work
38:00 <beehhh> poor bloke had his parechute installed luckily on his shanty war vaterean aeroplanes roof
38:00 <Excessive> szia faszi :)
38:00 <mordor> l
38:00 <Loof> great a lotr fag
39:00 <fawks> morrrrrrris
39:00 <fawks> ty this s tream is better
39:00 <fawks> its not lagging
40:00 <beehhh> everyone paniced when the aeroplane drooling from the sky
40:00 <Excessive> mond nekem is miert "te le kom"?
41:00 <simba> do izzy folau or k. hunt play NRL again
41:00 <simba> i think i read one went to union
41:00 <beehhh> speak chinese Excessive as is the new official language
41:00 <Excessive> not speakin 2 u
41:00 <simba> new official language of what? lol
41:00 <simba> china?
41:00 <beehhh> doesnt matter but speak in chinese everyone
41:00 <beehhh> straya
42:00 <simba> you may as well be speaking chinese 
42:00 <beehhh> never will never did
42:00 <simba> beehhh: how come you were able to hold a conversation on skype, i would even say you were articulate... but on here you are like a junkie headbutting his keyboard?
43:00 <beehhh> nice expression i give you that seems like your being observent about these conversation
43:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <simba> fuck the blue wave!!
44:00 <Googie85> whois googie
45:00 <beehhh> One man's trash is another man's treasure 
45:00 <Shadowgate> Googie85 is funny lol
46:00 <couleurs> :)
46:00 <beehhh> so throw all your cookies aways at me
46:00 <Loof> one mans cock is another mans plaything
46:00 <beehhh> cocks better than pussy thou
46:00 <beehhh> clean nice and easy to suck
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <beehhh> http://www.hdwallpapers.in/walls/2012_max_payne_3-wide.jpg
49:00 <Rak> you could just use a chuppa chup on a vagina
49:00 <Rak> and it comes in cola flavour
49:00 <Nikky`> errr
49:00 <Nikky`> weirdo
49:00 <Rak> i prefer "exotically inclined"
49:00 <Nikky`> riiiight
50:00 <beehhh> eww vaginas are smelly
50:00 <boyos> lol
50:00 <simba> maybe ur ex wife didnt clean hers?
50:00 <boyos> luckily cocks dont have a sense od smell
51:00 <beehhh> you'd get toungue cancer and a 140 bucks fine for sniffing it
51:00 <simba> maybe ur only gay cos she was dirty
51:00 <Nikky`> Maybe she was dirty so she didn't have him come near her
51:00 <beehhh> maybe baby baby baby
51:00 <beehhh> nope, she fuct other men and wants me to lick her creampie
52:00 <Rak> wel xmas is still 7 months away
53:00 <beehhh> that would sure turn NikAway on and i belive shes coming back with her wet toys
53:00 <Rak> she's been on irc for ages.  i imagine she has them closer to hand
53:00 <Rak> *close
54:00 <beehhh> i should just get an usb controller to play max payne 3
56:00 <boyos> whats yall doing for mothers day?
57:00 <boyos> seein ur mums?
57:00 <Rak> seeing yours
57:00 <simba> seeing ur grandma
58:00 <boyos> o rly
58:00 <doctor> http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/may/10/sugar-is-the-enemy-film-challenges-obesity-myths-fed-up i hope none of you like your sugar
58:00 <doctor> when the left start talking about 'laws' to curb out peoples behaviour , never a good sign
59:00 <couleurs> thank u
59:00 <Rak> yes, only the left want to control people's behaviour
00:00 <doctor> the right do too, the left just has a lot more political weight at the moment
05:00 <JaNiMi> gee mirc hasnt changed one bit 
06:00 <Professor> yeh it hasnt. thats why i wont pay for it. im not going to register mIRC just to see khaled wear a different clown nose when i click on it
07:00 <simba> lol Matthew paid ten bucks to reigster mirc
07:00 <simba> even tho were on the internet
07:00 <simba> where u can google mirc cracks
07:00 <simba> its like people who subscribe to netflix, havent they ever heard of piratebat
07:00 <Professor> i prefer x-chat/hexchat. free as well
07:00 <simba> pirate bay also
08:00 <boyos> some people like to be honest 
08:00 <boyos> and support the movie industry
08:00 <couleurs> piratebutt
08:00 <simba> but isnt that just supporting netflix
08:00 <Professor> someone like stebie whose nick has expired from having such a stable internet connection and computer wont ever have to deal with a mIRC nag screen. but im sure he uses ArchLinux and wrote his own client in Python
08:00 <boyos> im not one of them
10:00 <Professor> i probably download more TV shows than movies these days
11:00 <Excessive> https://soundcloud.com/muchobravado/calling-all-cars-good-god-1
13:00 <simba> Excessive this sounds like that new arctic monkeys song
15:00 <Excessive> have u read the lyrics?
17:00 <simba> no
17:00 <couleurs> bad song
19:00 <couleurs> 0/10
21:00 <couleurs> thank u
25:00 <couleurs> go west ham
25:00 <simba> go west ham
28:00 <couleurs> c what i did their lol
29:00 <couleurs> that joke 4 all the oldies
29:00 <exem> lol mum in west ham scarf losing it on couch as she knitting
29:00 <exem> best mother day eva
30:00 <exem> you could probably go edit West Ham footage with that song just for the trollololz
30:00 <exem> if not done already
30:00 <couleurs> http://vimeo.com/94761813
31:00 <couleurs> 2 much work u do it 4 me
31:00 <exem> lol
31:00 <exem> nah, got The Blacktwig Brothers comics to do
32:00 <couleurs> watch that video simba lol
32:00 <simba> what the hell is this!!!!!!!!!!! lmao
32:00 <simba> he knows
33:00 <couleurs> andy car is jesus christ
33:00 <simba> carroll is an illuminati robot programmed to score two against city 
34:00 <simba> that gole against city was sweet
34:00 <simba> hes such a big lug lol
34:00 <couleurs> http://www.reddit.com/r/andycarroll
34:00 <couleurs> lol
34:00 <couleurs> this is awoerusem
36:00 <simba> lol
36:00 <simba> scouse cafu and real cafu https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10320597_309842785838252_1327748279593642913_n.jpg
37:00 <couleurs> lol
44:00 <couleurs> psg got dani alves?
45:00 <simba> i saw they were interested and he did some interview about not being sure where barca are at
45:00 <simba> go away psg
45:00 <simba> maybe send van der wiel 2 us
46:00 <couleurs> barcer must die
47:00 <couleurs> nbc cancels community
47:00 <couleurs> bet some other network will get it
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <simba> that s4 was so hard to get thru
48:00 <couleurs> i think that's when i stopped watching and then i saw the first 2 of s5 and it was bad 2
48:00 <simba> oh yeah i meant 5, i forgot there have been 2 awful seasons
49:00 <simba> it was like watching ur grandpa die slowly and painfully after watching him live a full life
49:00 <Excessive> simba, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaFT48Nl9rA
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Oils on Water - 8. US Forces - Midnight Oil (Apr 1, 2010) 4:17 - Category: - 32,866 views - 124 likes (99.2%), 1 dislikes (0.8%)
52:00 <simba> kool tuine
55:00 <Excessive> wat was the ship called at the begining?
55:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYl68KipxeM
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stop Stalking Me: The Best of Lena Kochman (Mar 12, 2014) 6:30 - Category: - 55,577 views - 201 likes (23.2%), 667 dislikes (76.8%)
55:00 <simba> idk didnt watch just listened
55:00 <simba> diamond highway panama tho
55:00 <Excessive> ye ye
59:00 <Shadowgate> Midnight oil used to rock
00:00 <exem> 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1... LOL!
03:00 <simba> for fans of: midnight oil
03:00 <simba> mo
03:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVEyGntyOZQ
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sonic 2 Music: Mystic Cave Zone (1-player) (Apr 30, 2007) 2:45 - Category: - 615,389 views - 2,380 likes (98.6%), 34 dislikes (1.4%)
05:00 <Pieter> watching the news n just heard about that father in qld who had the 3 guys run through n grab his 2 year old daughter
05:00 <couleurs> now we fucken talken
05:00 <Shadowgate> faux nick stuck again lol
05:00 <Kelevra> happy mothers day!
05:00 <couleurs> sanic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
05:00 <Pieter> 2 cars pulled up to get the daughter
05:00 <simba> Pieter, do you know why you're my favorite chatter? It's because you're not afraid to be who you are. Sure your altenative lifestyle may not sit well with some, but I think you are one of the best gay chatters on irc and you are a great role model. I know some people probably don't understand, but i do.
05:00 <Kelevra> Pieter stop claiming you're 'two cars'
06:00 <Excessive> ditto Mel \o.
06:00 <Pieter> i thought that sounds like a lil hardcore , he must have access to a fair bit of $
06:00 <simba> happy mothers day mel
06:00 <simba> happy mothers day Loof
06:00 <Excessive> I mean the mother's day thing*
06:00 <couleurs> Pieter u watch 2 much tv
06:00 <Kelevra> ty babe 
06:00 <Pieter> couleurs: my tv doesnt manipulate me tho
07:00 <Pieter> :p
07:00 <exem> Pieter: it manipulates the photon recptors on your retina that send signals to ya brain
08:00 <simba> Pieter is one of those guys that sits glued to a current affair waiting for the next scam to get you a six pack of donuts half price from woolies
08:00 <Pieter> It hasnt affected me to the extent where Im runnin about throwin out conspiracy theories about why the magpies over here always swoop @ people who moving at a quick pace .... They always swoop @ the fast moving people and not the slow ones , ITS A C
08:00 <Pieter> ONSPIRACY cos theres not one magpie that does it!
09:00 <Pieter> i reckon they made a deal with a king spastic
09:00 <Pieter> the face of all spastics
09:00 <Pieter> n they have secret meetings that are in plain sight
10:00 <Pieter> so naa couleurs , I could use a lil more Tv ... 
10:00 <Loof> 1 fix, 2 fix, 3 fix, 4. Anyone who fucks Pieter is a braindead whore
10:00 <exem> Pieter have you fixed that 'zoom reduction' problem yet? did you smash a hole through the wall and move the projector into that room?
10:00 <Loof> Lumeah who's the vagrot going?
11:00 <Loof> hows*
11:00 <Pieter> Ya know its too much Tv when ya watch screen vid captures of DOS Need for Speed 
11:00 <Doodle> you know magpies eyesight is based on movement
11:00 <Pieter> Ya dont need no narrator
11:00 <simba> poor Lumeah we tried to warn her but she was stubborn and now she'll forever remmeber the night she sucked Pieters horrifying scabby dick
11:00 <Doodle> ie the faster you go the better they can see you
11:00 <Pieter> ya make a movie out of that ., THAT is too much tv
11:00 <exem> she was always warned about tetanus when gardening...
11:00 <Pieter> n so is wearing your tin foil hat tellig people its to block the government from reading our minds using satelites
12:00 <exem> they're not hats
12:00 <exem> they're helmets
12:00 <Pieter> when really ya managed to manipualate brainwaves
12:00 <exem> hats are for fashion
12:00 <exem> helmets protect you
12:00 <Pieter> ya gettin free HBO
12:00 <Lumeah> fuck off loof.
13:00 <Pieter> walkin around with that hat on whilst in public is when ya addicte2d to tv 
13:00 <exem> Piet have you tried sending wireless HDMI signals to the projector yet from your brain?
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <Loof> lol
13:00 <exem> would solve all this 'zoom reduction' problem you're having
13:00 <Pieter> exem: yeh , ,, ya should check out mah Pod 
13:00 <Loof> Piet's brain is vga
13:00 <exem> lol Loof
13:00 <Pieter> I have no wires connecting to the jackks on mah body
13:00 <Pieter> but it feels like im suckintg on some major elephant cock
15:00 <simba> Pieter could you wait until your high wears off before trying to communicate with people?
15:00 <Pieter> When Im able to receive oxygen wirelessly , the agents will then be on mah ass , till then *iintegrates puzzle bobble into matrix.exe*
15:00 <exem> Pieter, it was your fault for releasing the iOS jailbreak video. they know you have the talent and skills. you've been flagged
15:00 <Loof> pieter goes easy on his mother on mother's day, he just takes her toaster but leaves the tv
15:00 <Pieter> stop being so fucking scat and get off the drugs
16:00 <simba> lmao
16:00 <Pieter> angry potheads:/
16:00 <exem> fluffy is really a robot created by the feds
16:00 <Pieter> Hrm
16:00 <simba> Pieter plays jared leto in the bogan aussie version of requiem for a dream
16:00 <Pieter> I got a roomba
16:00 <Pieter> Im worried abut skynet activating it:(I
16:00 <simba> beehh plays the other guy
16:00 <exem> ever hear her make zooming noises when her pupils dilate?
16:00 <Fez> Gark
16:00 <Fez> Fark
16:00 <Loof> the eternal scum shine of a spotty pieter
17:00 <Pieter> yeh , when she randomly switches to mode: succubus
17:00 <simba> i wish that really happened to pieter he would take ages to spam irc with his nonsense with only one hand
18:00 <Pieter> Loof: Youre a fucking schizophrenic pothead who constantly abuses his fantasy made obese wife and then sits here raging about someone who you havent met... 
18:00 <Pieter> Youre sitting here sooking about a person that doesnt exist !! 
19:00 <Excessive> http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/media/listen.htm?show=listen
19:00 <simba> wtf
19:00 <Doodle> that escalated quickly
19:00 <simba> he does have a wife dude
19:00 <simba> are you jealous
19:00 <Pieter> Youre saying im this im that , youre making the story as ya go along , ya basing ya attacks towards this person whos story ya writing yourself
19:00 <Serenity> whats the go with him saying everyones lives are made up
19:00 <Serenity> is that some kind of defence mechanism
20:00 <couleurs> i like how Pieter is actually half right though
20:00 <Pieter> Ive never said 'everones lives are...'
20:00 <simba> they all do it they pretend youre as bad off as them 
20:00 <Serenity> oh right
20:00 <Serenity> well.. it doesnt work
20:00 <Pieter> first I aint that stupid to sit here n say somethin that cant b taken back 
20:00 <Pieter> I dont ever feel the need to speak on behalf of people who have their own minds n own voice
21:00 <exem> Pieter, when you bought your 'new' TV did you feel like something was wrong? the zooming noises, the sirens... http://imgur.com/95O1cQL
21:00 <Pieter> and I aint fuckledx up enough to say everyone syatys... when it only takes 1 person to say no
21:00 <Serenity> im not speaking to you, heed your own advice and keep your trap closed
21:00 <Pieter> dont talk shit.
21:00 <couleurs> lmao
21:00 <Pieter> dont couleurs 
21:00 <Pieter> :p
22:00 <Serenity> rofl @ that pic
22:00 <Serenity> who did that
22:00 <couleurs> @ the pic i am u doofus
22:00 <Pieter> she was but relised she commented on something that dont exist
22:00 <Pieter> anyway
22:00 <Pieter> what y7a doin couleurs?
22:00 <simba> i just worked out why pieter cant understand anything on irc and basically talks to himself... hes been injecting into his face and its too puffy to read so hes like fuck it ill make up what they say
22:00 <couleurs> noyb
23:00 <Pieter> simba: again , ya writing the story , you can sit here debating whether something is or somethin aint but htwe time you do is time ya proving your obsession is affecting your life
23:00 <Serenity> see
23:00 <Serenity> making things up again
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <Serenity> its a little.. sad
23:00 <Pieter> ya not doing anything o-ther than sitting at the computer
24:00 <Pieter> from a 3rd persons birds eye view
24:00 <simba> ive been running around getting ready actually, just typing funny thing si think of you in here when they come to my head
24:00 <simba> your assumptions are going to kill you dude
24:00 <Loof> pieter is seriously fucking braindead. just OD already Pieter u drugfucked scum
24:00 <Loof> Pieter will lose his dap soon
24:00 <Loof> dsp
24:00 <simba> stop getting trolled so easily dude you just beg for it
25:00 <exem> Pieter will end his life after realising his meaning of life is to provide endless entertainment for others
25:00 <Serenity> he will be happy though i just started watching breaking bad yesterday
26:00 <Serenity> so his rants about me and breaking bad will be semi true soon
26:00 <Serenity> i guess?
26:00 <Pieter> simba: you know i do tho:)
26:00 <Pieter> my rants about you n breaking bad
26:00 <Pieter> I have nothing to say to you or about you
26:00 <Pieter> why would i waste time 'ranting'
26:00 <Pieter> btw
26:00 <simba> what
26:00 <Serenity> Once again i am not speaking to you. Take your own advice and but the fuck out
27:00 <Pieter> choose a word n watch everyone follow
27:00 <simba> i dont know dude why do you waste so much time ranting
27:00 <simba> nobody reads it
27:00 <Pieter> HIS rants
27:00 <Pieter> whos rants are you8 talking about ?"
27:00 <simba> ........hello?
27:00 <Pieter> so 
27:00 <Pieter> simbas rants ?
27:00 <simba> whayt
27:00 <simba> what*
27:00 <Serenity> does this guy not know how to read..
27:00 <Serenity> what the fuck
27:00 <simba> im telling you he cant see the screen so he just makes up replies
28:00 <simba> im convinced
28:00 <Serenity> it seems that way
28:00 <Pieter> wait... 
28:00 <Pieter> simba
28:00 <Pieter> What is shje talking about ?
28:00 <Pieter> Serenity: What is simba talking about
28:00 <exem> [15:15:51] 18<Loof18> pieter goes easy on his mother on mother's day, he just takes her toaster but leaves the tv
28:00 <exem> lol
28:00 <exem> missed that earlier
28:00 <Pieter> 121 differwent answers to follow
28:00 <Pieter> .. followed by piets fucked 
28:00 <simba> requiem for a collingwood bogan 
28:00 <fawks> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
28:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10291061_1676024569112107_573507300661268847_n.jpg
29:00 <simba> lol
29:00 <Pieter> it wont miss you , its using you!!!
29:00 <Serenity> LOL fawks
29:00 <Pieter> its iving you pleasure while youre paying for it :P
29:00 <fawks> :D
29:00 <Pieter> oops, stupid home button
29:00 <fawks> did you see me stir fry sez :DDDDDDDDDd
29:00 <Serenity> i did it looked delish
29:00 <Serenity> i want one now
29:00 <Serenity> one? some.. lol
30:00 <Serenity> i piece of stir fry plz
30:00 <Serenity> 1*
30:00 <fawks> lol
30:00 <fawks> it takes me like
30:00 <Serenity> im tired.. i didnt sleep much last night
30:00 <fawks> 20 mins
30:00 <fawks> chicken breasts, bag of thai veggies
30:00 <fawks> soy sauce.
30:00 <fawks> the end.
30:00 <Serenity> yum
30:00 <Serenity> i like those bags of veggies
30:00 <fawks> same
30:00 <Excessive> thigh is more tender
30:00 <fawks> the woolies select ones are decent priced too
31:00 <fawks> breast its fine if you cook it properly
31:00 <fawks> plus i add soy sauce to keep it moist
31:00 <fawks> s'yummy
31:00 <Serenity> i prefer the taste of thigh but breast is lower in fat
31:00 <Serenity> did you see me 601 photos of my niece
31:00 <Serenity> ermergerd
31:00 <Excessive> breast is kindah dry
32:00 <Floss> yeah sometimes better to use thigh
33:00 <Floss> whatevers cheaper
33:00 <Shadowgate> Floss is adorable aww
33:00 <Floss> wtF
33:00 <Shadowgate> lol
33:00 <Floss> i shit out my shitty arsehole
33:00 <Floss> and smear my shit
33:00 <Floss> aww so adorable
34:00 <faux> Uh sez I replied but got dc
34:00 <faux> Yes I saw she's so adorable 
34:00 <faux> I think I liked em all
34:00 <faux> Unless there's new ones lol
35:00 <Floss> wtf is this about me being adorable
35:00 <simba> Pieter, do you know why you're my favorite chatter? It's because you're not afraid to be who you are. Sure your altenative lifestyle may not sit well with some, but I think you are one of the best gay chatters on irc and you are a great role model. I know some people probably don't understand, but i do.
35:00 <Floss> what am i a fucking kitten playing with string
35:00 <Serenity> oh my facebook app shows me like 1 out of every notification faux
35:00 <Serenity> i miss most of them
35:00 <Serenity> 1 out of every 10*
35:00 <faux> Asshoke
35:00 <faux> L
35:00 <Floss> lol hoke
35:00 <faux> Lmao
36:00 <faux> Ff
36:00 <Floss> sounds like a fish thats all anus
36:00 <Serenity> ur such an asshoke
37:00 <Floss> if theres a higher compliment, i dont know what it is!
37:00 <Excessive> I can fit with that
38:00 <Serenity> jesse from breaking bad is hot for a junky
40:00 <faux> Oh
40:00 <faux> I watched bad neighbours today 
40:00 <faux> Meh
40:00 <faux> The funniest was the end.. I hate when a movie gets good towards the end 
40:00 <Floss> yeah it didnt look all that great in the previews
41:00 <Serenity> its not fantastic is it
41:00 <Serenity> theres funny bits but the movie as a whole is kinda meh
45:00 <Loof> how long does a head cold take to fuck the hell off?
45:00 <Floss> usually about 3 days id guess
45:00 <Loof> damn
45:00 <Floss> mines taking ages cause im worn down
46:00 <Loof> got the headaches too?
46:00 <Excessive> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Willoughby_Tower.JPG
46:00 <Loof> that's the worst part
46:00 <Serenity> could take a few days could take 10 days
46:00 <Floss> yer i have a sinus infection i think
46:00 <Loof> damn :(
46:00 <Serenity> if its any longer than 10 days i might suggest something else is up too
46:00 <Floss> its mostly all head region not reallu coughing
47:00 <Floss> but yer like serenity says if it takes longer u might need antibiotics
49:00 <Loof> cool
49:00 <Floss> mines gotten better faster with sudafed
49:00 <Floss> i reckon tomorrow arvo ill be pretty much right
50:00 <Loof> i'd get some panadine forte but i'm scared of developing a codeine addiction 
50:00 <Floss> lol what
50:00 <faux> lol.
50:00 <Floss> tard
50:00 <Loof> i got hooked on it once
50:00 <faux> I'm addicted to peppermint tea
50:00 <Floss> just take panadol then itll bring a fever down
50:00 <Loof> cool
51:00 <Floss> nurafen for anti-inflammatory
51:00 <Loof> been taking panamax
51:00 <Loof> helps a bit
51:00 <Floss> yeah thats just cheap panadol
51:00 <Loof> ic
52:00 <Floss> paracetamol
52:00 <Excessive> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1.0-9/5497_10152726619871959_1455154742_n.jpg
52:00 <Floss> 2 panadol and 2 nurofen together is good
53:00 <couleurs> take all of them at the same time it will get rid of your flu/infection in 24 hours trust me
53:00 <xm`s_mum> Hi! It's xm's mother here.  For Mother's Day he told me I could chat in here and have all my questions about you all answered.  I want to know why he spends all his time to 4AM in the morning in here laughing like a maniac, and occasionally swearing at imaginary people with strange names starting with P. PizzaBabe? Who is she? My boy is too innocent to have a girlfriend! We've already called in the plasterer a few times to fix the holes in the walls w
53:00 <xm`s_mum> hen he rages. I've had enough.  Also I'm getting sick and tired of hearing this video being played everynight where he just keeps clicking it back to "used to be a f##king (sorry for swearing) pineapple!".  He's been to Graylands 7 times already.  We don't want an 8th.  Thank you.
54:00 <xm`s_mum> ?
54:00 <Floss> um
54:00 <Floss> we know nothing
54:00 <Mew> lmfao
55:00 <Excessive> xm`s_mum, do not let us contaminate
55:00 <couleurs> lmao the jailbreak video
56:00 <Floss> we are just the oracles
56:00 <Floss> xm is on his own journey
57:00 <xm`s_mum> OK. I am satisfied with these answers.  It must be the kids from his Christian Youth Ministry
57:00 <xm_> i never thought she'd leave
57:00 <Floss> the demons in your head giving you shit again xm?
58:00 <xm_> i tell myself to type bad things. they tell me to press enter :(
01:00 <alienatedromeo> >---D fishy fish fish
01:00 <Excessive> so r u sayin she's jus left ur thoughts?
02:00 <alienatedromeo> hi Loof
02:00 <Floss> ...thats more or less what i said excessive
03:00 <alienatedromeo> hello floss
03:00 <alienatedromeo> how's ya day been?
03:00 <Floss> NO
03:00 <alienatedromeo> ok
03:00 <alienatedromeo> um
03:00 <Excessive> brb
04:00 <alienatedromeo> ___
04:00 <alienatedromeo>  + 
04:00 <alienatedromeo> oVer
04:00 <xm_> ey alienatedromeo 
04:00 <alienatedromeo> drank my 2 beers
04:00 <alienatedromeo> :)
04:00 <alienatedromeo> ey man
05:00 <alienatedromeo> what up?
05:00 <xm_> just trying to find nice songs on YouTube
05:00 <xm_> you?
05:00 <cYbR> o/ melbs
05:00 <cYbR> hiya xm
05:00 <alienatedromeo> ok yep just swimming around in my room :)
06:00 <alienatedromeo> well getting songs of mp3 rocket
06:00 <alienatedromeo> got one so far
06:00 <alienatedromeo> was playing around on my ps3
06:00 <alienatedromeo> tripping out now
06:00 <alienatedromeo> got some sleep last night
06:00 <xm_> ahhh so MP3 rocket is a YouTube downloader
06:00 <alienatedromeo> ahuh ;)
07:00 <xm_> what songs?
07:00 <alienatedromeo> bimbo nation
07:00 <xm_> not familiar with them
08:00 <alienatedromeo> got some Gwen Stafani
08:00 <alienatedromeo> got some Gwen Stefani
08:00 <alienatedromeo> faux hows you today9
08:00 <alienatedromeo> ?
08:00 <couleurs> i'm Gwen Steffi Grafani
08:00 <alienatedromeo> ten pin bowling is good but a hard game to play
09:00 <alienatedromeo> :) good colours
09:00 <alienatedromeo> coeloeroes
09:00 <xm_> is that a mp3 rocket in your pocket. or are you just happy to stream me 
09:00 <alienatedromeo> lol
10:00 <alienatedromeo> im hungry
10:00 <alienatedromeo> need a pizza really
10:00 <alienatedromeo> got potatoes
10:00 <couleurs> PiZzA
10:00 <alienatedromeo> :)
12:00 <xm_> make us some chips, alienatedromeo 
12:00 <couleurs> make vodka
12:00 <milk> dregs night
13:00 <milk> ?
13:00 <alienatedromeo> milk
13:00 <alienatedromeo> vodka
13:00 <alienatedromeo> chips
13:00 <couleurs> party 
13:00 <alienatedromeo> hehe
14:00 <milk> love yer taters
14:00 <xm_> alienatedromeo, if you like potatoes. you can join the army: http://youtu.be/dkSR9UgT0nA?t=8m22s
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Disney HD | Donald Duck - Donald Gets Drafted (Mar 16, 2013) 8:55 - Category: - 8,396 views - 15 likes (78.9%), 4 dislikes (21.1%)
15:00 <alienatedromeo> mmm
17:00 <alienatedromeo> anyone not been to sleep?
17:00 <alienatedromeo> id watch 1000 movies a day if i could
17:00 <alienatedromeo> mmm
17:00 <cYbR> since when? I havent slept since friday night :/
17:00 <alienatedromeo> ah i c
19:00 <alienatedromeo> i sleep good after sex
19:00 <alienatedromeo> and food
19:00 <alienatedromeo> beer keeps me awake
19:00 <alienatedromeo> at night
19:00 <alienatedromeo> for some unknown reason
20:00 <alienatedromeo> duck
20:00 <alienatedromeo> man
20:00 <alienatedromeo> DUCK MAN
20:00 <cYbR> quack?
21:00 <alienatedromeo> 14quack
21:00 <alienatedromeo> :)
21:00 <alienatedromeo> DUCK
21:00 <alienatedromeo> mighty ducks
21:00 <cYbR> so I got a new housemate. gym junkie with similar friends
21:00 <alienatedromeo> 18duck egg would be good
21:00 <cYbR> gotta say it's a nice change being around someone who's actually got motivation
21:00 <alienatedromeo> gym aye
21:00 <Mew> romeo!
21:00 <alienatedromeo> hi Mew
21:00 <Mew> where have u been art thou romeo?
22:00 <alienatedromeo> 12duck egg would be good
22:00 <alienatedromeo> been sailing the skies
22:00 <alienatedromeo> you?
22:00 <cYbR> *wherefore art thou
22:00 <cYbR> fixed that for you mew
22:00 <Mew> oh thx
22:00 <Mew> cool where to romeo?
23:00 <Mew> ive been doing the same old same old
23:00 <alienatedromeo> to the garden
23:00 <alienatedromeo> ok ok
23:00 <joober> lol. bored with what?
26:00 <alienatedromeo> im cooking up kebabs
26:00 <alienatedromeo> so stoned
27:00 <alienatedromeo> need water
27:00 <alienatedromeo> or beer
27:00 <alienatedromeo> my mum has champgne
27:00 <alienatedromeo> my mum has champagne
27:00 <alienatedromeo> i want a bottle of spirits
27:00 <alienatedromeo> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
27:00 <couleurs> lol
28:00 <green> :)
28:00 <green> prozac
28:00 <green> ?
28:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/WERnsge.jpg
29:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/vpLLpuo.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vpLLpuo.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vpLLpuo.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vpLLpuo.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vpLLpuo.jpg
29:00 <green> homeless much?
30:00 <green> or just sleepy
30:00 <green> ...
30:00 <green> mmm
31:00 <cYbR> bit of context right there :(
31:00 <alienatedromeo> mmm
31:00 <Lumeah> hi cYbR
31:00 <couleurs> PiZzA
31:00 <Lumeah> hi alienatedromeo
31:00 <alienatedromeo> kebabs
31:00 <alienatedromeo> hiya
31:00 <Lumeah> bit bored
31:00 <Lumeah> lol
32:00 <alienatedromeo> i must not look at porn i must not look at porn i must not look at porn
32:00 <cYbR> xnxx.com
32:00 <alienatedromeo> noooooooo
32:00 <alienatedromeo> :)_
32:00 <cYbR> pornhub.com
32:00 <Lumeah> ro89.com
32:00 <alienatedromeo> www.meat.net
33:00 <cYbR> meatspin.com
33:00 <alienatedromeo> www.war.com
33:00 <Lumeah> wwww.penis.com
33:00 <alienatedromeo> hehe
33:00 <Lumeah> redtube.com
33:00 <alienatedromeo> yes i have one of those
33:00 <alienatedromeo> PENIS
33:00 <alienatedromeo> :P
33:00 <Lumeah> hmmmm penis
33:00 <alienatedromeo> www.sexontap.com
33:00 <Shadowgate> alienated said PENIS his funny lol
34:00 <alienatedromeo> burnt my kebabs
34:00 <Lumeah> oops
34:00 <alienatedromeo> need butter aye
34:00 <Lumeah> to much penis talk l
35:00 <alienatedromeo> holy testical tuesday!
35:00 <alienatedromeo> so moving on
35:00 <alienatedromeo> who's been out latley?
36:00 <crackpipe> hi shadowGate
36:00 <crackpipe> hi ShadowGate
37:00 <crackpipe> hi SHADOWGATE
37:00 <Floss> me steps back
37:00 <Lumeah> not there
38:00 <Floss> where the fuck is this woman
38:00 <Lumeah> where the fuck is EVERYONE lol.
38:00 <Floss> found her nvm
40:00 <crackpipe> HI Shadowgate
42:00 <alienatedromeo> command describe sight
42:00 <alienatedromeo> `command describe sight
42:00 <Shadowgate> lol crackpipe hi lol
42:00 <alienatedromeo> :)
42:00 <xm>  /window goto 12
43:00 <couleurs> alienatedromeo is my favourite chatter
43:00 <Lumeah> 17 rooms noones talkig lol
43:00 <Lumeah> ooooooooook
43:00 <alienatedromeo> couleurs had dinner yet?
43:00 <xm> which hospital you in Lumeah ? lollllz just jokes my dear
44:00 <Lumeah> :P
44:00 <couleurs> PiZzA
44:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/vpLLpuo.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vpLLpuo.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vpLLpuo.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vpLLpuo.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vpLLpuo.jpg
44:00 <Lumeah> love you too xm
44:00 <alienatedromeo> so you hard pizza?
44:00 <xm> PizzaPockets are da best
44:00 <alienatedromeo> so you had pizza?
44:00 <alienatedromeo> i made 4 kebabs
45:00 <alienatedromeo> satay
45:00 <xm> illuminati pizza
45:00 <alienatedromeo> what do yuou like on pizza coleurs?
45:00 <xm> 6 slices
45:00 <xm> 666
45:00 <alienatedromeo> what do you like on pizza coleurs?
45:00 <xm> def illuminati hoof print
45:00 <alienatedromeo> 2 slices will tell
45:00 <alienatedromeo> weathe 
45:00 <alienatedromeo> weather 
46:00 <alienatedromeo> or not
46:00 <alienatedromeo> it's a
46:00 <alienatedromeo> good 1
46:00 <alienatedromeo> or a bad 1
46:00 <alienatedromeo> do you not also agree?
46:00 <couleurs> teh blood of my enemy's
47:00 <alienatedromeo> what do you like on pizza coleurs?
47:00 <couleurs> teh blood of my enemy's
47:00 <alienatedromeo> i'd like a woman on my pizza
47:00 <Lumeah> cut up?
47:00 <alienatedromeo> :P
47:00 <alienatedromeo> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
47:00 <Lumeah> or just standin?
48:00 <alienatedromeo> standing
48:00 <Lumeah> lol
48:00 <alienatedromeo> =)
48:00 <Lumeah> you gonna lick her feet after?
48:00 <alienatedromeo> sure sure
49:00 <alienatedromeo> so who's been making porno?
49:00 <couleurs> PiZzA
49:00 <alienatedromeo> i just can't get enough
49:00 <alienatedromeo> porn pizza
49:00 <alienatedromeo> piozozan
49:00 <couleurs> PiZzAMaN
49:00 <alienatedromeo> code red
50:00 <xm> PiZzACaKe
50:00 <couleurs> PiZzA ALeRt
50:00 <alienatedromeo> red hopt chilli pepers plaing on my pizza
50:00 <alienatedromeo> red hot chilli pepers plaing on my pizza
50:00 <couleurs> lol
50:00 <alienatedromeo> red hot chilli pepers playing on my pizza
50:00 <alienatedromeo> :D
50:00 <alienatedromeo> ppeers
51:00 <alienatedromeo> **** boom bass boom rock  bass boom
51:00 <alienatedromeo> video game night
51:00 <alienatedromeo> sheldon
51:00 <alienatedromeo> sheldor
51:00 <alienatedromeo> ahaha
52:00 <alienatedromeo> pizza cake
52:00 <alienatedromeo> pizzeria
52:00 <alienatedromeo> cigars
52:00 <alienatedromeo> poker chips
52:00 <alienatedromeo> bourbon
52:00 <alienatedromeo> pool
52:00 <alienatedromeo> posters
52:00 <alienatedromeo> weed
52:00 <couleurs> alienatedromeo is my favourite chatter alienatedromeo is my favourite chatter alienatedromeo is my favourite chatter alienatedromeo is my favourite chatter alienatedromeo is my favourite chatter alienatedromeo is my favourite chatter alienatedromeo is my favourite chatter
52:00 <Lumeah> lol
52:00 <alienatedromeo> :)
52:00 <xm> alienatedromeo: we need to hang out at York Hospital
52:00 <xm> first person to chicken out when the ghost appears loses
52:00 <alienatedromeo> mmm
53:00 <alienatedromeo> ahaha
53:00 <alienatedromeo> so anyone still hungry?
53:00 <alienatedromeo> i could eat a farm
53:00 <Kynetic> ghosts arent real
53:00 <xm> i made my own muffins
53:00 <alienatedromeo> ah muffins
53:00 <Kynetic> will you bring said muffins to the hospital?
54:00 <xm> Kynetic: why do you think ghosts are not real?
54:00 <Kynetic> because its just stuff and nonsense
55:00 <xm> elaborate on how it is just stuff and nonsense
56:00 <xm> alienatedromeo: not muffins as in like big ones. just muffins with cheese, egg and meat in between
57:00 <alienatedromeo> ok
57:00 <alienatedromeo> hi nerdygirl
57:00 <Kynetic> teh ghosts man.. zey are not real ay. you could take me to any haunted place u like.. its just a bunch of silly noises from the wind and what not
57:00 <Kynetic> always a perfectly sensible explanation for 'ghosts'
57:00 <Kynetic> but if you bring muffins
57:00 <Kynetic> im down for hanging out anywhere thats haunted
57:00 <Kynetic> its ok if youre scared.. ill hold your hand :D
58:00 <alienatedromeo> nerdygirl do you put out?
00:00 <mordor> hey hey hey, i am the santa claus
00:00 <xm> no ur not. ur fat albert
01:00 <alienatedromeo> stumble crumble 
02:00 <alienatedromeo> so who's hot right now?
03:00 <alienatedromeo> im rather hot
03:00 <alienatedromeo> angels and demons
03:00 <mordor> true:(
03:00 <alienatedromeo> pop a poop pie
04:00 <alienatedromeo> need some cool drink
04:00 <alienatedromeo> bring cooldrink and muffins
04:00 <alienatedromeo> :P
04:00 <Floss> whats this about ghosts
05:00 <Excessive> ELECTROMAGNETIX
05:00 <TheRiddler> I knew someone that lived in a haunted house
06:00 <TheRiddler> the ghost would constantly appear out of nowhere or watch tv
06:00 <alienatedromeo> nerdygirl how much per hour?
06:00 <TheRiddler> actually I knew 2
06:00 <xm> TheRiddler: explain?
06:00 <xm> or in the other channel if you prefer
07:00 <TheRiddler> the other lived in a 2 story place and the tv would change channels alot
07:00 <xm> just one TV or?
08:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not sure
08:00 <xm> if it's just the TV it's probably not much into it
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a house once that someone definitely walked the second hall in 
08:00 <Doodle> :/
08:00 <Doodle> don't be retarded
08:00 <TheRiddler> I think there was other things it did 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure ghosts are the exact right word for things like that 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I are not retarded ... you are!
09:00 <TheRiddler> it's been too long since I was told
09:00 <Maurice> Some nights something gets into bed with me
09:00 <Maurice> Then I realise it's not a ghost but a devil spawn
10:00 <xm> we scared romeo
10:00 <TheRiddler> the 1 that watches tv she could see sitting in a chair watching
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and has the name of Esme right?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> good day Maurice?
10:00 <Maurice> No, Tyler
10:00 <Bastardly_One> oh a kid
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <Floss> theres supposed to be lots of haunted places in albany riddler
10:00 <TheRiddler> yes
11:00 <Floss> The Rocks
11:00 <TheRiddler> the old war hospital
11:00 <xm> are you in WA, Floss ?
11:00 <Floss> yuh
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oh are you over there but down there TheRiddler?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> My bro in law comes from Albany so I kind of know the place
11:00 <TheRiddler> the wa uni
11:00 <Floss> yeah my old workplace on aberdeen st
11:00 <Floss> its a really old house
11:00 <Bastardly_One> are you Waix but under medication?
11:00 <Floss> :/
11:00 <TheRiddler> who?
11:00 <Floss> im waixs sister
12:00 <xm> ahhhhhh
12:00 <Bastardly_One> either of you :P
12:00 <Floss> ugh
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you are too I remember now
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm old ... 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I forget shit
12:00 <Floss> i think he came on here as me a while back and vomited shit for a while
12:00 <TheRiddler> I live in albany
12:00 <Floss> cant happen now
12:00 <TheRiddler> no I'm not waix
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I know that now
12:00 <xm> TheRiddler hasnt done 'ROFL DERP DERP' yet
12:00 <Bastardly_One> or Floss would be telling you how fucked up you are :P
13:00 <mordor> derp-slurp
13:00 <TheRiddler> the art gallery on vancouver st
13:00 <Floss> yes
14:00 <TheRiddler> those are the most known
14:00 <Floss> the old hospital wouldve been i spose
14:00 <Floss> the old cemetery... if it wasnt so noisy lol
15:00 <TheRiddler> oh yes
15:00 <Bastardly_One> was Albany anything before the whaling era?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> like a penal colony or anything?
15:00 <Floss> it was was fitst settled town
15:00 <faux> hehehee penal
15:00 <Floss> WA's *
15:00 <TheRiddler> I think it because it's so noisy that it's haunted
15:00 <TheRiddler> disturbed dead
15:00 <Floss> or australias first settled town
15:00 <Floss> something like that
16:00 <Bastardly_One> intereting
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I like TheRiddler's explanation ... hence the interesting comment
16:00 <TheRiddler> there's a few houses near the cemetary that are ment to be haunted too
16:00 <Floss> and the last of australia the boys saw before gallipoli
16:00 <Floss> which is why anzac day is so big here
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, now this is getting better
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the souls could be from anywhere in this country
17:00 <Bastardly_One> if the last stop, would be the last memory they have of home
17:00 <Doodle> [19:15] <faux> hehehee penal
17:00 <Doodle> looool
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol faux
17:00 <faux> lol ily
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I had a coughing fit
17:00 <Doodle> <3
17:00 <Bastardly_One> when she laughed
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