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00:00 <Maurice> I've never liked wagons
00:00 <Maurice> And it's not like I need the boot space to put prams and shit in
00:00 <Skirmish> half price upgrade from 6cyl to 8cyl. Half price upgrade to V series. 
00:00 <Maurice> Although I could fit more bodies in it
00:00 <Skirmish> Free auto
00:00 <beehhh> i need you to hope again
01:00 <beehhh> if I could turn back the boats if I could find an aeroplane
01:00 <Maurice> The kitten has hiccups, looks cute
01:00 <doctor> what are you hoping for beehhh?
02:00 <Skirmish> mrs said I should get a storm …. but … V8!  
02:00 <beehhh> Drug mastermind charged in perth
02:00 <Skirmish> Oh his!  You can get SS Storms. 
03:00 <Skirmish> yis*
04:00 <Maurice> What colour are you thinking of
06:00 <Skirmish> Just looking at that.  Orange or white.
07:00 <Maurice> Never white
07:00 <beehhh> girls like to try new meats
07:00 <Maurice> Get red, it goes faster
07:00 <Skirmish> Holden website says $48k drive away
07:00 <Maurice> Mine is 'regal peacock'
07:00 <Loof> my meat cant be defeat!
07:00 <Maurice> Which is just dark green
08:00 <Skirmish> oooo that looks nice. 
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyone for italian mineral water w/ orange juice and lots of ice? :P
08:00 <Maurice> All the chrome will be gone too
09:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
09:00 <Skirmish> Only $5k difference between an SV6 Storm and a SS Storm. 
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10313308_653659358021616_5460339642366531389_n.jpg
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> ehehehe
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> Happy THORSDAY
10:00 <couleurs> Hahahahaha.
11:00 <beehhh> grocery driver lost a leg
11:00 <doctor> tomorrow must be freuday
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> this spy show is kind've meh
12:00 <couleurs> i guess he won't be driver any where now
12:00 <beehhh> put a man in the machine
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> the monkey in the machine and the machine in the monkey
13:00 <Bastardly_One> on the abc
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and it is a bit meh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing else on though
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> Once more into the fray... Into the last good fight I'll ever know. Live and die on this day... Live and die on this day...
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah true b1
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> man I still can't get over that movie The Grey :P
14:00 <Loof> might play gta v
15:00 <Bastardly_One> was doing that online before 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> over it for this moment 
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye ima hit up bf4 now
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk this show
15:00 <Bastardly_One> this game is fucked up
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> is Ted a good film?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> called Heavy Rain
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
16:00 <couleurs> GT6!!!!!!!!!!!
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet because I dld it before lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously it's real fun
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> Heavy Rain was fun for me for a while but I found it tiresome
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> but it's an out of left field game
16:00 <beehhh> pub death
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> def 8 rubber chickens
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno what to think of it yet
17:00 <Bastardly_One> seems like the dad is the killer at the moment
17:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pharrell Williams - Happy (Official Music Video) (Date not found) 4:08 - Category: Music - 263,607,110 views - 1,654,415 likes (96.4%), 61,698 dislikes (3.6%)
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> you play as the P.I. aswell
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's quite cinematic huh
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I just did before and yep
18:00 <Bastardly_One> now I'm up to the FBI agent again
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what fucks me up the constant changing
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha how do you like, what is it bouncing the ball?
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> or some shit
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> the fbi agent does
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and they seem disjointed
19:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno if I've seen that yet
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
19:00 <Bastardly_One> they jump in with no sense of why you're doing what you're doing
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm some little thing it gives you the option of doing while you wait, or something lol
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
19:00 <couleurs> that's y i play FiFa!!!!!!!!!!
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the changing the office thing
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I see now
21:00 <Bastardly_One> just up to that 
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> that game opened peoples minds
22:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno where I want to go ... which enviroment 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> which is good!
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> guess I'll pick autumn
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> i did
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.totalxbox.com/77129/video-shadow-warrior-is-coming-to-xbox-one-remember-and-it-looks-glorious/
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> this looks so sick lol
28:00 <killmemories> australia to lose soccer first go
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol i bet
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> what about this name for our team BogannusDumbass
38:00 <killmemories> shadow warrior on fucking steam already nerds
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> he just wants your kidney.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
05:00 <killmemories> fuck off
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> "The Marshmellow Kids never run from a scrap. Come on Fellas, today, we're Manmellows!"
11:00 <Saemon> AAAAAAAAAAAAARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:00 <Saemon> LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, children of all ages
12:00 <Saemon> #melbourne proudly presents to you
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> `ban Saemon
12:00 <Saemon> its I.R.C heavyweight champion of the WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOORRRLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard.
13:00 <Saemon> the IRCdogg Saemon
13:00 <Saemon> the BaldAss Bastardly_One
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> okay so what're you upto?
13:00 <Saemon> together, as the NEW IRC OUTLAWSSSS!!!
14:00 <Saemon> and if you're not down with that
14:00 <Saemon> well then ah got twooooooooo WORDS FOR YAH@!!
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> even Bastardly_One isnt down with that.
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> u drinkin bro?
14:00 <Saemon> SUCK IT!!!!!
14:00 <Saemon> BREAK IT DOWN!
14:00 <Saemon> dooowwn downn now now
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> you dont break it down at the beginning of a set
15:00 <Saemon> now now nun nun
15:00 <killmemories> pandas fucks and hits girls
15:00 <Saemon> i heard he hit mew
15:00 <Saemon> or was it mew that said panda hit he's ex
16:00 <Saemon> something like that
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> :( ur so mean killmemories
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> and i missed u for a while
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh sick ive got tonnes of movies i didnt know i fkn had haha
00:00 <Loof> yuk can't turn the squeakers off in uncharted online
00:00 <Loof> why dont they stick to minecraft
00:00 <Loof> at least till their balls drop
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha b1 u were so right Ted is lolarious
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Remember? I was like oh shit 9-11, I gott get high."
02:00 <Maurice> My fingers are so damn cold
05:00 <simba> LoLARiOuS
06:00 <Maurice> Lorilarious
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> Lolariousarus
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Turkey Burgers. Are we having homosexuals over tonight?" ha
07:00 <Skirmish> So where does Pieter express his meth driven rants now he is ban from here? 
08:00 <Skirmish> … besides Longie’s inbox.
08:00 <Maurice> Twitter probably
08:00 <Skirmish> Nah he would hate that. 140 characters only.
09:00 <Skirmish> I need to stop looking at cars.  In the space of a few hours I’ve decided on an SS Storm, SRi-Z Cruze and now a GSR Lancer hatch. 
10:00 <Skirmish> The price keeps coming down the more I look though. 
10:00 <Maurice> Car whore
10:00 <Skirmish> GSR Lancer for $24k!  Bargain.
10:00 <Maurice> 57k, hot
11:00 <fawks> Pls don't get a lancer
11:00 <fawks> Unless you plan on wearing lipstick 
11:00 <simba> i like lancers but not lancer hatch...
11:00 <fawks> They're so womanly 
11:00 <Skirmish> I used to own a 2009 VRX Lancer. 
11:00 <Skirmish> They’re nice cars. 
11:00 <Maurice> fawks, I hate you
12:00 <Skirmish> I’d buy one again.
12:00 <fawks> Yeah great room space in the glove box for your handbag 
12:00 <fawks> Why Maurice 
12:00 <Maurice> DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMANNNN
12:00 <Skirmish> It goes on the back seat.
12:00 <fawks> lmao
12:00 <Maurice> Still stuck
12:00 <fawks> Its still stuck in my head too
12:00 <Maurice> Lol
12:00 <fawks> Every 5 minutes I belt out LET IT GOO
13:00 <Maurice> Hang in there Joan
13:00 <fawks> OK BYYYYEEE
13:00 <Maurice> My kitten was watching, the prince said Anna is dead, she squeaked and ran off
13:00 <Maurice> I had to explain its real
14:00 <Maurice> Ive hit a new low
14:00 <Loof> boring
14:00 <fawks> loll
14:00 <Maurice> NOT real*
14:00 <Maurice> Loof can go die btw
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I so wanna cut and paste that
15:00 <Maurice> Do it
15:00 <Bastardly_One> deal
15:00 <Bastardly_One> [02:14] <Maurice> Loof can go die btw
15:00 <Maurice> Hes the pussy that ignores most of the channel
16:00 <Maurice> I banned him after he complained I attack him and he tries fighting back
16:00 <Scrambled_Signal> Hi
16:00 <Maurice> If I'm ignored, its null and void
17:00 <Skirmish> Loof needs to turn off the computer, sell the plasma and buy a tv from the 21st century and make his family a priority. 
17:00 <Maurice> LOL plasma
17:00 <Loof> if only i could find where maurice lives
17:00 <Loof> but alas it's impossible
17:00 <Maurice> Its awesome where our tax dollars have gone
17:00 <Maurice> Uhm
17:00 <Skirmish> Too far away for you to afford the public transport to get there Loof.
17:00 <Maurice> I'm in WA
17:00 <Maurice> Kwinana
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> nothing wrong with plasma O_O
17:00 <Maurice> Bring it
17:00 <Bastardly_One> why do you want to know where she lives?
18:00 <Loof> MURDER!
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> why dont you like plasma Maurice? just askin :P
18:00 <Maurice> Oh, he wants to kill my kids, I remember now
18:00 <Skirmish> lol murder ….. 
18:00 <Skirmish> Plasma is old tech.  
18:00 <Skirmish> Only poor people have plasma. 
18:00 <Loof> blowtorch and pliars action
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
18:00 <Skirmish> It’s the new CRT 
18:00 <Maurice> I don't car, PandasDontDrive, I have plasma, led, 3D
18:00 <Loof> lol
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> i luv my plasma
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol Maurice
18:00 <Loof> *drools*
18:00 <Skirmish> You’re poor. You prove my case. 
18:00 <Maurice> Care*
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> "is the shit on the floor, or is the floor on the shit?"
19:00 <Maurice> He just want to burn my kids to the ground
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> i bought my plasma in 2008/9 no need to upgrade yet
19:00 <Maurice> But I cant say his kid isa gook
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> upgrading now would be silly
19:00 <Maurice> Yeah, got my plasma in 2006
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> waiting for true in-depth 3d television
19:00 <Bastardly_One> take Maurice off ignore
19:00 <Bastardly_One> she wants a fight
19:00 <Maurice> Don't
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> since there's no true 3d yet, not even cinema 3d is actual 3d
20:00 <Skirmish> Asking Loof to fight is a bit unfair. 
20:00 <Skirmish> He is simply not armed to engage in a battle of wits with Maurice.
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> Asking loof to use his brain is unfair.
20:00 <Maurice> About to ban him once again for threatening my kids
20:00 <Maurice> AGAIN
20:00 <Bastardly_One> actually he just said murder but not of whom
20:00 <Maurice> Skirmish I'm too boring for Loof
21:00 <Skirmish> Loof is a pin up case of why smoking pot is a bad idea.  It amplifies mental illness. 
21:00 <Maurice> Because I'm not insane
21:00 <Bastardly_One> OH!
21:00 <Bastardly_One> we had a massive 
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> it sure can do that Skirmish
21:00 <Bastardly_One> discussion and I use the word losely
21:00 <Bastardly_One> on that topic this afternoon
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in 100 percent agreement
22:00 <Bastardly_One> bad fucking shit for me and it needs to go 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> there has to be some sort of way besides actual intervention
22:00 <Skirmish> Stop buying it. 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I have 
23:00 <Loof> the ops in here are pathetic, you have a discussion and if they dont agree they ban
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I just have a lot of it
23:00 <Maurice> Rofl
23:00 <Maurice> He had nearly all of us on ignore
23:00 <Maurice> We ban him and he cries
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah I dont mind smoking occasionally
23:00 <Bastardly_One> actually considering how many disagreements I've had with certain people in here
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> but only little bits
23:00 <Maurice> More than when wing wang lan beats him
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> too much and im usually paranoid as fk
23:00 <Loof> maybe it's the way i speak
23:00 <Bastardly_One> shit Maurice I just realised something
24:00 <Maurice> What
24:00 <Bastardly_One> have we had a straight out fight yet?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> ever?
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh no you went to that place
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> why did you go there
24:00 <Bastardly_One> because if not that's got to be a first
24:00 <Bastardly_One> where I'm getting at is 
24:00 <Loof> you just agree with anything the ops say b1
24:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck, would be shit boring if we all had the same opinions
24:00 <Loof> you're the worst suckup i've seen
25:00 <Maurice> Also, Loof had a convo with everyone but me coz I;m on ignore, but it was me that banned him
25:00 <Loof> no offense
25:00 <Skirmish> I think B1 is trying to suggest you should have sex with him Maurice.
25:00 <Maurice> Makes no sense
25:00 <Maurice> Ewwwwwwwwwwww
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
25:00 <Skirmish> OLD MAN BALLS! 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I am saying that I've disagreed with almost everyone
25:00 <Maurice> Personally I think Loof wants to bone me
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's what i was getting at lol
25:00 <Loof> except the ops
25:00 <Maurice> Never happen
25:00 <Bastardly_One> no reason to actually hate them
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> *cough sucking up cough*
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmm Serenity and I had an argument for a month the last I checked
26:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of
26:00 <Loof> she hates u
26:00 <Loof> live with it
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> i always argue with Serenity
26:00 <Maurice> See, he wants my non asian self
26:00 <Bastardly_One> there you go ... my point precisely dickhead
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> thinks she can beat me at Scream
26:00 <Loof> ah dickhead
26:00 <Skirmish> See, that is where you are wrong.  People simply air their opinions about you, and you disagree. That’s not a fight. That’s denial. 
26:00 <Loof> was waiting for you to get personal
26:00 <Loof> this is what happens
27:00 <Loof> people who don't like to be wrong
27:00 <Bastardly_One> no, you are starting to act like an idiot so you deserve to be called one
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you sure don't do you?
27:00 <Loof> yeah i disagree with you so you get abusive
27:00 <Loof> good one
27:00 <Bastardly_One> go in fits of denial and rage
27:00 <Loof> what am i denying?
27:00 <Skirmish> Loof: Where did you meet your wife?  Were you shopping with that other guy from irc that got a mail order bride?  Went halves in the postage?
28:00 <Loof> just go to sleep
28:00 <Skirmish> What was his name …. Romper?
28:00 <killmemories> Loof fuck off
28:00 <Skirmish> At work dude.  Can’t go to sleep. 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I think Loof must have half the current talkers on ignore
28:00 <killmemories> we don't want to deal with your shit Loof
28:00 <Loof> nearly everyone
28:00 <killmemories> some of us here have jobs and lives unlike you
29:00 <Loof> it's bliss
29:00 <Skirmish> I should stop giving him a hard time about his plasma.  It’s not his fault that is all his centreline loan could afford.
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you're on his ignore too Skirmish
29:00 <Skirmish> centrelink*  Fucking auto correct.
29:00 <Loof> Skumish
29:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I know. 
30:00 <Skirmish> Not sure why he bothers to log in 
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> the weed Loof smokes must be called "Mind Terrors"
30:00 <killmemories> hahahaha
30:00 <Loof> if only real life had an ignore
30:00 <Loof> because half the population is below 100 iq
30:00 <killmemories> Skirmish have you ever wondered what goes on in a feeble mind like Loof's
31:00 <Maurice> Lol Loof has nearly the entire channel on ignore
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> couple of ants walking around
31:00 <Loof> so half the people on here are idiots
31:00 <Skirmish> killmemories: Not really. 
31:00 <Maurice> So yeah, its US with the issue
31:00 <Loof> the rest on my ignore are just pampered and materialistic
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm pamerrreed and materialiiisshtic
32:00 <Skirmish> I think Loof will be the next perm ban. 
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> ooh laah lah check out my pompus attitude toward money
32:00 <Loof> anyway gta
32:00 <Loof> ah fuck only the heist left
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> I THINK I'LL BUY A BOAT
32:00 <Maurice> It's tempting
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> and some cocaine.
32:00 <Loof> not feeling up to a major mission
33:00 <Loof> and if you want to be my enemy b1
33:00 <Loof> keep pasting what maurice says
33:00 <Maurice> Do what he says
34:00 <Serenity> snoreeeee
34:00 <Maurice> Normal poofs wouldnt care
34:00 <Loof> hmmm what to do
34:00 <Skirmish> Weren’t you going to sleep Serenity?
34:00 <Serenity> I was
34:00 <Serenity> but im wide awake
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> my enemmmyy
34:00 <Skirmish> LIKE YOUR LEGS
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> irc enemy
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's going a bit far
35:00 <Maurice> Shes got my back
35:00 <Serenity> yes my legs are wide awake
35:00 <Skirmish> I only seen wide and got excited. 
35:00 <Serenity> lol
35:00 <Maurice> Reach for your gspot
36:00 <Serenity> no way man I just did my nails
36:00 <Maurice> Rofl
36:00 <Skirmish> I read the other day on Facebook someone had put the status “The best part about having no thigh gap is I know where the food I drop is so I can get it and eat it”
36:00 <Maurice> IT FEELS ROUGH
36:00 <Serenity> glitter in me vagoo
36:00 <Skirmish> Vagazzle? 
36:00 <Serenity> thats what my boobs are for
36:00 <Serenity> food catcher
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol Skirmish gross
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love gap <3
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> on girls
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> its so hot
37:00 <Skirmish> Not everyone can have breasts so large that Russia tries to annex them Serenity.
37:00 <Serenity> lolllll
37:00 <Maurice> Bugger, I lose
38:00 <Serenity> I wish we had 24 hour kmart
38:00 <Skirmish> We do. 
38:00 <Maurice> We dont
38:00 <Serenity> id go right now
38:00 <Skirmish> I got new undies … bonds range with the fluoro elastic. 
38:00 <Skirmish> One is pink. 
38:00 <Skirmish> Should I wear it? 
38:00 <Serenity> kids need new winter clothes
39:00 <Serenity> yes skirmish
39:00 <Serenity> Pauls got purple ones
39:00 <Skirmish> I don’t want a bit to show and people to think I am wearing ladies undies.
39:00 <Serenity> neon orange yellow blue green
39:00 <Skirmish> Ones I am wearing now are bright yellow.
40:00 <Serenity> im not wearing any tbh
40:00 <Maurice> Do it
40:00 <Serenity> ant needs new jocks too
40:00 <Skirmish> OH … and I have a question for the ladies about tampons. 
41:00 <Serenity> o.o
41:00 <Skirmish> What is the go with the hype around new ones that don’t “fluff up” around the string.
41:00 <Skirmish> Is that really a problem?
41:00 <Serenity> hahahahah I have absolutely no idea
41:00 <Serenity> I rarely use them lol
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> hm i wanna see a million ways to die in the west now
42:00 <Skirmish> You use a moon cup I hear. 
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> and that hottie Neeson is in it o yea
42:00 <Skirmish> PandasDontDrive: I am going to see that Sunday.
42:00 <Serenity> gross lol no ty
42:00 <Serenity> darcy went to see it
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet Skirmish!!!!
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> You've got to tell me how great it is
42:00 <Skirmish> Mrs and I have a day off together … going to Gold Lounge the shit out of that. 
43:00 <Serenity> he says Seth mcfarlains acting ruins it
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweeet!
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont tend to see blockbuster type films
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> Yeah seth isnt that um, photogenic?
44:00 <Serenity> oooo theres people fighting outside
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> like the camera doesnt seem to like him
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> but he is funny as shit
44:00 <Loof> world of clonedrones
44:00 <Serenity> I really want to see it
44:00 <Serenity> I loooves 
44:00 <Serenity> loved ted
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> i tend to see smaller films, indie films and foreign films
45:00 <Serenity> We saw ted at gold class
45:00 <Serenity> was my first time in  gc
49:00 <Loof> how good would it be putting a soldering iron in someones eye
50:00 <Loof> *orgasm*
50:00 <Loof> ha
51:00 <Loof> fucking slurry
51:00 <Loof> be off!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not a matter of sucking up
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't get the fact you hate her so much
52:00 <Loof> she bans unfairly
53:00 <Loof> abuse of power
53:00 <Loof> is the worst
53:00 <Loof> it's whats wrong with this world
54:00 <Skirmish> You are what is wrong with the world Loof. 
54:00 <Skirmish> You are the reason why the liberals developed this budget Loof. You will be working for the dole soon.
54:00 <Loof> power corrupts weak minds
54:00 <Loof> like maurice
54:00 <Loof> she cant help herself
55:00 <Loof> she needs to die
55:00 <Loof> asap
55:00 <Loof> i pray her entire family has a headon collision on the freeway
55:00 <Loof> world could do with less people like her
55:00 <Loof> and hers
56:00 <Loof> my hatred for her seems to be limitless
56:00 <Loof> and peole like her
56:00 <Loof> people*
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm Pauls Milk mixed with some chocolate milk n ice cream n ice
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> and Loof is a retarded zipperhead fucker.
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> can you get plush ted dolls?
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ted*
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> I fucking want one
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> was just saying I want a plush Ted
07:00 <Loof> how someone can be so pampered and sheltered by their parents like skirmish and still only end up a security guard is bizzare
07:00 <Loof> must be totally fucktarded
07:00 <Skirmish> Going to need to try harder if you want a reaction out of me buddy. 
08:00 <Loof> spoiled little brat amounts to nothing
08:00 <Loof> just another drone
08:00 <Bastardly_One> another thing I don't get 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> why have someone on ignore
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and just abuse them?
08:00 <Loof> another broken cogwheel in a system that is about to collapse
08:00 <Loof> i told you
09:00 <Loof> it fun
09:00 <Loof> it's*
09:00 <Loof> i only come here for the abuse
09:00 <Loof> go call me immature
09:00 <Loof> predictable cocksnag
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's wrong with being a security guard
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> *rolls eyes*
11:00 <Skirmish> Thing is … all these people bagging me out for being a security guard …. I don’t even work as a security guard anymore. 
11:00 <Skirmish> Need to keep their shit updated. 
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> get on twitter man
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
12:00 <Skirmish> Plus 15 years experience as a security guard got me accepted into a uni degree, so it must be valued. 
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> keep Loof in the Loop
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
12:00 <Loof> i was about to say did dandruff fall out when you shook your head
12:00 <Loof> then i remembered you have no hair
13:00 <Skirmish> My dept just got rolled into Customs.  So I work for Australian Customs.  Go your hardest Loof. 
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> 2014 is the year of the baldie, I have seen so many around, representing!
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's awesome
14:00 <Skirmish> I am hungry … dinner time.
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> i had tuna pasta bake was nom
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and Loof ... go get some sleep or whatever it is you need to do to feel better
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> Kill your wife loof
16:00 <Bastardly_One> because starting on me isn't really the wisest idea unless you want some home truths
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> the chinese hoer
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> how much did his wife cost
17:00 <Loof> i can handle all you fucks
17:00 <Loof> at the same time
17:00 <Loof> it feeds
17:00 <Loof> me
17:00 <Loof> i'll keep going till i'm permabanned
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> somebody should feed your fat ass less
17:00 <Skirmish> I hate it when I forget to bring a fork to work.
18:00 <Skirmish> If he could handle us all we wouldn’t all be on ignore.
18:00 <Loof> what am i in denial about?
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> I dont know which part of you is the front or the back, you're like Porky Pig's great grandson.
18:00 <Loof> someone smoking weed telling someone who's off weed that weed is harmful
18:00 <Loof> funny
18:00 <Loof> ironic hypocracy
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's not irony.
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> BUT I CAN GIVE YOU LOVE, AND ROCKING HORSES, AND DANCING!
19:00 <Skirmish> Not even close to being ironic or hypocritical 
19:00 <Loof> this channel is filled with naive 20 somethings who dont know shit about anything anyway
19:00 <Loof> i dont need it
20:00 <Skirmish> lol 20 somethings
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> that statement, said nothing
20:00 <Loof> though their bickering is amusing
20:00 <Loof> i must admit
20:00 <Skirmish> If you went and got your head tested Loof your mrs could claim a carer pension to look after you.
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt he say she's sick of carrying him
21:00 <Loof> and you'll turn on anyone who disagrees with ops in order to suck up b1
21:00 <Loof> fucking coward
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> and that's why he was quitting weed
22:00 <Skirmish> Bet she wishes she had of stayed in the thai slums.
22:00 <Loof> makes me wonder if the child porn accusations were true
22:00 <Loof> to be honest
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
22:00 <Loof> you do look like a pedo
23:00 <Loof> afterall
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> err
23:00 <Loof> and you're single
23:00 <Loof> fits the profile
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's not even talking
23:00 <Skirmish> He is so shit at fishing for reactions. 
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like it cause he has me on ignore
23:00 <Skirmish> That’s all he is doing. Fishing. 
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> because i didnt agree with him
23:00 <simba> time for seppuku
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> damn u seth mcfarlane
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> having me emotionally invested in a cgi teddy bear!
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> WHHHAAYYY
24:00 <Skirmish> I liked the bit where he said he could handle everyone …. yet puts most people on ignore in a demonstration of how he cannot handle anyone.
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
25:00 <Skirmish> Starting to wonder if he’s got voices in his head and his typing is just all in response to them.
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just cant put ppl on ignore, even ppl that i get angry with like mew, because she says srsly funny cool shit like in the topic
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha its still gold
26:00 <simba> what is it
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> <Mew> how good is waking up with cock in you
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> we made sezz topic it
26:00 <simba> Haha.
26:00 <simba> Mm.
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> the fuck is my mum doing up
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> do you know when Eden is coming out simba?
29:00 <Loof> boring
29:00 <Skirmish> Poor fucks that start at 5 are going to be busy. 
29:00 <simba> Nope.
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> 3am it's devil's hour, and the perfect time to choof
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha, my American friends response to a D H Lawrence quote I posted. "What? What kinda navel-gazing BS is this? Dammit, man. I prescribe that you should stick to a solid diet of whiskey, fine tobacco, bacon, Wagner and Hemingway for atleast the next month. We'll check on your progress after that."
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/s526x395/10305249_253685494817024_1095705556629101528_n.png
34:00 <Loof> RIP xbox one
35:00 <Skirmish> Go to bed Loof. Start sleeping normal hours and spend some time with your kid. 
35:00 <Skirmish> Try to be a dad one day.
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB9533Y#t=10 even
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Llamas with Hats (Feb 19, 2009) 1:22 - Category: Comedy - 32,708,017 views - 194,097 likes (97.4%), 5,108 dislikes (2.6%)
36:00 <simba> Beer Nuts.
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice night out :D
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> winter should stay this way, a little rain and nice a nice chill :D
38:00 <Loof> my asscrack smells like cheese
38:00 <Loof> is that normal?
38:00 <Loof> in case you're wondering how i smelled my asscrack
38:00 <Loof> i stuck my finger right up there
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> you are worse than Saemon
39:00 <Loof> smells like paremsan
39:00 <Loof> must be thrush
40:00 <Loof> got to be more selective with my cockhungry ass
40:00 <Skirmish> God I wish an op was still awake to ban him.
40:00 <Loof> no more homeless dick
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> I am going to go outside for a cigarette and throw up on any unsuspecting animal I come across.
43:00 <Skirmish> Thank fuck I only have an hour to go. 
43:00 <Loof> wb :)
44:00 <Saemon> yo
44:00 <Loof> sup
44:00 <Saemon> thanks bro :)
44:00 <Loof> np 
44:00 <Saemon> not much man haha just not sleepy
44:00 <Saemon> u?
44:00 <Saemon> hows things with the room now?
45:00 <Loof> every cunt hates me
45:00 <Saemon> things calmed down, or is the scooby gang still out to hang ya?
45:00 <Loof> just how i like it
45:00 <Saemon> lol
45:00 <Saemon> join the club bro
45:00 <Loof> yep we're rebels
45:00 <Saemon> #solidarity
45:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
45:00 <Skirmish> Loof has everyone on ignore and he’s trying desperately to find something to type that will offend them.  He is a retard of the highest order.
46:00 <Saemon> this is use Loof
46:00 <Saemon> http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/001/327/038/SD_751_Photo_127_original.jpg?1390396047
46:00 <Loof> hell yeah :D
47:00 <Skirmish> No, this is you and Loof. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1lO729B9TAc/SMflZDKDiGI/AAAAAAAACMw/BuhN4X8rN9E/s400/retard2.jpg
47:00 <Loof> stay alive forever man
47:00 <Loof> dont ever die
47:00 <Loof> plz
48:00 <Saemon> Skirmish i see what this is
48:00 <Saemon> you're sheep
48:00 <Loof> Skirmish is just another drone
48:00 <Loof> comformist sheeple
48:00 <Skirmish> I doubt you see much at all.  That, is the most ridiculous thing anyone has ever suggested. 
48:00 <Saemon> just because the scooby gang of this room hates loof, you hate him as well
48:00 <Loof> exactly
48:00 <Loof> he's a follower
48:00 <Skirmish> I don’t hate him. 
48:00 <Saemon> just to fit in with them and be in thier good books
48:00 <Loof> whereas you and me are leaders
49:00 <Skirmish> I pity him for the worthless piece if crap that he is. 
49:00 <Loof> yep total brown noser
49:00 <Saemon> hell yeah 
49:00 <Saemon> Loof you and i are the Che Guevara's of this room
49:00 <Loof> fuck yes!
50:00 <Skirmish> You massacre thousands in the name of revolution? 
50:00 <Skirmish> lol you numbty
50:00 <Loof> Skirmish aint so tough when he's alone
50:00 <Loof> i noticed
50:00 <Loof> fucking little fairy
51:00 <Skirmish> You two are the Ewoks of this channel. 
52:00 <Loof> no ops to back you up at this hour sorry skirmish
52:00 <Loof> you're shit outta luck
52:00 <Saemon> ewoks? lol.
52:00 <Skirmish> I don’t need back up. 
52:00 <Loof> skirish the toy cop
52:00 <Saemon> and n loof are like the emperor and darth vader
53:00 <Loof> lol yep
53:00 <Saemon> maul and savage opress
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo my dentist sent me a letter
53:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: Yeah.  Shitty little grunting furbies sacrificed to provide a distraction. 
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> should book a time
53:00 <Saemon> han solo and chewie
53:00 <Saemon> Skirmish you are like c-3po
53:00 <Saemon> and thats it
53:00 <Saemon> a poofter
53:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <Skirmish> Can someone let Loof know I don’t work as a security guard anymore so he can stop looking like a goose. 
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> Loof reminds me of Jabba the Hutt
54:00 <Saemon> how so? he's not fat
54:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> he isnt?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> pic
54:00 <Skirmish> Yes!  And Saemon is that little shrieking creature that hangs out with Jabba. 
54:00 <Loof> Skirmish the follower
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> is there a Saemon pic?
55:00 <Loof> had every opportunity, ends up a security guard lol
55:00 <Saemon> skirmish is imperial lackey no. 8
55:00 <Loof> pathetic
55:00 <Loof> LOL!
55:00 <Saemon> who vader kills randomly in the hallway
55:00 <Saemon> cuz he was in a bad mood
55:00 <Loof> lol
56:00 <Skirmish> Loof is going to leave his asian wife for Saemon soon.  
57:00 <Loof> and Serenity is so full of shit
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
57:00 <Loof> i put that cow on ignore now too
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> he reminds me of another ircer that had most of the chan on ignore
57:00 <Skirmish> Here it is.  
57:00 <Loof> you should do it too Saemon
58:00 <Loof> just put em on ignore then abuse them
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> i keep dropping from my net
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn wireless
58:00 <Skirmish> Saemon and Loof http://biffbampop.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/jabba-and-crumb1.jpg
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> this has been going on for over a month
58:00 <Skirmish> You can fight over which is which.
58:00 <Loof> but dont go too far cause they're precious
58:00 <Loof> and will ban
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah loof is the addict on the left
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10373847_10152397740841112_177031925625883707_n.jpg lol
01:00 <Loof> lackey, lol, that's the perfect word for Bastardly_One 
01:00 <Loof> just a little lackey
01:00 <Saemon> Skirmish i just want to give you a heads up on something mate.
02:00 <Skirmish> You know you are just setting out to disappoint me Saemon. 
02:00 <Saemon> do you know what the Comancheros are?
02:00 <Skirmish> A gang of vespa riding tough guys I believe.
03:00 <Skirmish> Are you going to tell me you ride vespa’s too now? 
03:00 <Loof> a lot of the little cowards like skirmish on here would stfu if people could find out their home addresses
03:00 <Loof> but we cant so they thrive
04:00 <Loof> safe behind a screen
04:00 <Skirmish> I would actually have to report you to the AFP if you started displaying my home address online Loof. 
04:00 <Skirmish> So be glad you don’t know it :) 
04:00 <Saemon> no Skirmish i just wanted to tell you
04:00 <Loof> i'd personally like to take a soldering iron to the eyeballs of all of skirmish's family if i had his home address
04:00 <Saemon> that if oyu happen to be in queensland atm
05:00 <Saemon> the new bikie laws have kicked in
05:00 <Skirmish> Even if I was in QLD, how would that have anything to do with me? 
05:00 <Saemon> you cant be seen associating with one in public or displaying club colors and patches in public
05:00 <Skirmish> And? 
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOLOL vespa riding tough guys
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> eggcellent.
05:00 <Saemon> and it doesnt have anything to do with you
05:00 <Saemon> its just a general public announcement 
05:00 <Loof> skirmish got beaten up a lot in school, so when he grew up he became a security guard. He showed them!
06:00 <Skirmish> Why bother telling me then?  
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> motherfucking modem cunt shit
06:00 <Saemon> becaUSE its a general public announcement Skirmish
06:00 <Saemon> and you are a member of the general public
06:00 <Saemon> herp derp.
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> i need very long cable
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
06:00 <Skirmish> Well I am in NSW, and have nothing to do with 1% bike gangs. 
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> wonder how long a like 2mtre ethernet would cost
06:00 <Loof> ew i can smell the shit coming out of skirmish's ass, i think he's scared
07:00 <Skirmish> Thank you for wasting your time Saemon. 
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> do they even have eth cables that long Skirmish?
07:00 <Saemon> does being located in NSW exclude you from being a member of the general public Skirmish?
07:00 <Saemon> i dont think so.
07:00 <Skirmish> Yes. 2m cat5 cables are easy to find. 
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> oer cool
07:00 <Loof> lol @ skirmish, just give up on life
08:00 <Saemon> mmm im eating thickened cream just on its own straight out of the jar atm
08:00 <Saemon> not as good as maccas soft serve
08:00 <Saemon> but it holds its own
08:00 <Loof> nice
08:00 <Loof> now i'm hungry
08:00 <Skirmish> I should give my address to Loof, so he can link it, and I can report him.  I wonder what the look on his face would be when the AFP came knocking.
09:00 <Loof> i want ice cream
09:00 <Loof> whereas skirmish wants his dads cream
09:00 <Loof> all over his face
09:00 <Loof> and playfully brushed through his hair
09:00 <Skirmish> Loof certainly has a boner for me. 
10:00 <Saemon> why would u want to report him
10:00 <Saemon> why not settle it like men
10:00 <Saemon> one on one lke how it used to be in the old days
10:00 <Loof> skirmish needs to call for help, cant fight his own battles
10:00 <Skirmish> Beating up a junkie solves nothing. Scaring the fuck out of one though …. 
10:00 <Loof> he's a sad little man
11:00 <Saemon> wouldnt beating someone up serve the same purpose?
11:00 <Skirmish> Plus I wouldn’t risk losing the clearances I have on him.  He’s worthless.
12:00 <Loof> sorry skirmish, but Saemon is destroying you, you cant win, just go to bed and tomorrow you'll have all your irc friends to back you up
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> SAEMON, THE DESTROYER 
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> DON'T MAKE HIM ASSUME HIS ULTIMATE FORM!
13:00 <Skirmish> No more work this week … probably won’t be back on.
13:00 <Skirmish> Saemon is another beehhh.  Just a random halfwit. 
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh, you only come on when you're at work?
14:00 <Skirmish> 99% of the time, yeah. 
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;) 
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> customs must be entertaining
15:00 <Skirmish> It’s ok, your boyfriend will be back soon.
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
15:00 <Skirmish> We’re backup team tonight so it’s mostly risk appraisals and load manifest reviews. 
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> what're risk appraisals?
18:00 <Skirmish> Assessing the risk in doing our job and planning how to avoid the risks. 
18:00 <Skirmish> Do we go armed, do we not, do we take the dogs, do we not etc etc. 
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> got ya 
22:00 <Skirmish> Ok time to pack up and finish up the paperwork.  Enjoy your respective weekends … even you Saemon you muppet. 
23:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is really cool http://www.iflscience.com/environment/jaw-dropping-time-lapse-supercell
27:00 <simba> and stay out
30:00 <Saemon> whoa
30:00 <Saemon> who was that aim to
30:00 <Saemon> simba
30:00 <Saemon> panda, skimish or b1?
31:00 <simba> none of your business 
31:00 <simba> go try and overdose on some panadols u fat dickh*ad
31:00 <simba> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
31:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
32:00 <simba> wb
32:00 <Loof> ty
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> how good is waking up with cock in you
00:00 <simba> 13,1Shut The 1,13Fucking Fuck Up13,1 You Fat Faggot Fuck 13,1Shut The 1,13Fucking Fuck Up13,1 You Fat Faggot Fuck 13,1Shut The 1,13Fucking Fuck Up13,1 You Fat Faggot Fuck 8,4cum4,8cum13,1Shut The 1,13Fucking Fuck Up13,1 You Fat Faggot Fuck 
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> yay my first american friend on bf4 got into the american platoon im in woo hoo
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> our plan worked lols
14:00 <simba> americans suck
14:00 <simba> i guess theyre trained shooters though
17:00 <Loof> i love and hate americans
17:00 <Loof> for example gta v was made by americans
17:00 <Loof> but they're still pigs
17:00 <Loof> powermad freaks
18:00 <Loof> for example hendrix was american and they have awesome weed laws
18:00 <Loof> but they're also invading iraq for oil
20:00 <Loof> dreading this heist mission
21:00 <Loof> trying to work up the courage
24:00 <Loof> you're just some meth junkies previous weeks garbage Lumeah
24:00 <Loof> just gtfo
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> the americans i chat with and on fb are funny guys
25:00 <Loof> i can still smell pieter's cock on you
25:00 <Loof> feral cunt
26:00 <Loof> junky cumsmuggler
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> wowser
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> lay off Lumeah man
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> somebody needs to smack you in the fucking head
27:00 <Loof> fucking pieter for meth makes you lower than a prostitute
27:00 <Loof> just die
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10395196_10152397741466112_1513081016182432078_n.jpg
09:00 <Lumeah> Lol
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> Live and die on this day...
46:00 <BlackDevil> Kelevra
46:00 <BlackDevil> http://37.media.tumblr.com/3e1baaeee021784384c71f69789c31dd/tumblr_n6c6izNDqb1rboqfio1_1280.jpg
47:00 <Kelevra> lol
47:00 <BlackDevil> element you can click on that as well
47:00 <Kelevra> we found a shop that sells lifesize cut outs of disney/marvel and old famous stars here
49:00 <BlackDevil> try doing this Kelevra http://24.media.tumblr.com/60c4b9eaa04081a19a80356cb57d6147/tumblr_n68d8gwzV01rpfjnco1_400.gif
49:00 <BlackDevil> and how big is johninja's dick?
50:00 <BlackDevil> happy element? i asked her that question
51:00 <Kelevra> it's pretty friggin big, I'll measure it later and tell you exactly
51:00 <Kelevra> the pics didn't do it justice
52:00 <Aleksander> Kelevra
52:00 <Aleksander> Kelevra: how are you?
53:00 <Kelevra> I'm good, yourself?
54:00 <Aleksander> Kelevra: I'm good
54:00 <Aleksander> johninja
54:00 <Aleksander> johninja: how are you/
54:00 <johninja> hi fat matty
54:00 <johninja> hows the hair (lol)
54:00 <Aleksander> johninja: where is Angel?
55:00 <BlackDevil> of course pics Kelevra
56:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOOOL @ THE MAYO
56:00 <Kelevra> angels in bed, we changed her formula so she's had an upset tummy
56:00 <Aleksander> lmaoooooooooooo @ ShadowLurker 
57:00 <Aleksander> Kelevra: tell us about how you pay more in rent than some people that work.
57:00 <Kelevra> well I wasn't bragging
57:00 <Kelevra> just my rent is pretty expensive for someone currently not working
58:00 <Kelevra> alot of working people I know in my circle are paying less
58:00 <Aleksander> Do you not feel bad that you two are dole bludgers, yet you sponge off others and live in a nicer place?
58:00 <Kelevra> Nah I don't feel bad
59:00 <Kelevra> my main thought pattern these days is that my daughter is taken care of
59:00 <Doodle> oh man
59:00 <Doodle> i havent looked at these pics in yonks
59:00 <Doodle> so many nudes
59:00 <Doodle> you're all filthbuckets
59:00 <Kelevra> you're a nude
01:00 <ShadowLurker> Doodles a yonk
01:00 <Doodle> wtf is a yonk
01:00 <ShadowLurker> just go with it cunt
01:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck man
02:00 <Doodle> oh
02:00 <Doodle> right
02:00 <ShadowLurker> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
02:00 <Doodle> yeah
03:00 <Kelevra> ya bloody yonk
19:00 <Loof> how's you two sexy ppl going?
20:00 <The_Baron> yeah good loof
20:00 <Loof> lol
20:00 <Loof> you might like this johninja: http://www.fakeshoredrive.com/2014/05/new-album-god-bible-2.html/
21:00 <Kelevra> Loof good thanks, you?
22:00 <Loof> not too bad at all thanks :)
39:00 <Aleksander> It's okay Kelevra 
39:00 <Aleksander> we can talk here.
40:00 <Kelevra> if you think so..
41:00 <Kelevra> [12:36:17] <Aleksander> Truth^Hurtzzz
41:00 <Kelevra> [12:36:23] <Aleksander> lolololololololololol
41:00 <Kelevra> so you fucked up your nick change
41:00 <Kelevra> LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
41:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> lol no
41:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> that is one of johninjas old nicks
41:00 <johninja> lol@fat matt
41:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> I'm tormenting him with it
41:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
42:00 <johninja> so tormented rn
42:00 <johninja> hold me babe
42:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> johninja: do you know who the father of the baby is?
42:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> Truth^Hurtzzz: 
42:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> rofl
42:00 <Kelevra> how is this tormenting him?
42:00 <johninja> how long do you think you will last here matty?
42:00 <Kelevra> I can't hear him laughing across the house
42:00 <Kelevra> LOL
43:00 <johninja> lets go out for a bit Kelevra
43:00 <johninja> its a nice day
43:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> I enjoy tormenting johninja 
43:00 <johninja> leave these sad cases to their sad lives
43:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> johninja needs a break from the torment
43:00 <johninja> lol
44:00 <johninja> you bore me to tears matty
44:00 <The_Baron> I need a break from this repetitive convo
44:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
44:00 <johninja> same fucking lines day in day out
44:00 <The_Baron> luckily I got a fat sack of buds again
44:00 <johninja> if boring me is torment
44:00 <The_Baron> (god bless dealers who deliver)
44:00 <johninja> then yes i guess i am tormented
44:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> I can't stop laughing
44:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
45:00 <johninja> mel looks quite beautiful today
45:00 <johninja> she has a nice blue top on
45:00 <johninja> i enjoy taking her out
45:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> not her checkered shirt then?
45:00 <johninja> its like having a nice car
45:00 <The_Baron> that u can ejaculate in
45:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
45:00 <The_Baron> sorry dude
45:00 <johninja> lol 
45:00 <johninja> true
45:00 <The_Baron> it slipped out
45:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> johninja: did you just refer to mels as similar to a car?
45:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> LOLOLLOLOOL
46:00 <johninja> she is sitting next to me matty
46:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> not her checkered shirt then?
46:00 <johninja> i was saying i am proud of her
46:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> But you have never owned a nice car
46:00 <johninja> its not easy being that pretty matty
46:00 <johninja> not that you would know
46:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> how do you know how that feels?
46:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> Do you have a license johninja ?
46:00 <johninja> where did i say that?
47:00 <johninja> "its like owning a nice car"
47:00 <johninja> that implys i have right?
47:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> yes
47:00 <johninja> are you drunk or just stupid?
47:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> implys you have
47:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> but you have not
47:00 <johninja> you know fuck all about me matty
47:00 <johninja> you have one picture of my gf
47:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> lolololololololol
47:00 <johninja> everything else is bullshit
47:00 <johninja> :)
47:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> were you not going out johninja ?
47:00 <johninja> i like it that way
47:00 <johninja> soon man
48:00 <johninja> there is no rush
48:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> Taking mels out in her 'blue top'?
48:00 <johninja> are you going to obsess about her blue top now?
48:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> no
48:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> not until I see it
48:00 <johninja> well you seem quite obsessed with her shirt
48:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> the checkered shirt yes
48:00 <johninja> yes
48:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> and your creased white shirt
49:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> oh man
49:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> I cant stop laughing
49:00 <johninja> matty and 2 pictures of people in shirts
49:00 <johninja> you obsess bout the shirts because that is all you have 
50:00 <johninja> it is quite funny
51:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
51:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> ohhhhh
51:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> you guys, you crack me up
52:00 <johninja> have a look at your own life matty
52:00 <johninja> you spend all day t home being sad online even weekends
52:00 <The_Baron> you must be easily amused there
52:00 <johninja> you pretend to have a job
52:00 <johninja> you have no friends
52:00 <The_Baron> u have laughed like a Jim Carey fan for like almost 2 hours over a shirt
52:00 <johninja> you like wtching semi naked men roll around on the ground
55:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/372_34934237985_2970_n.jpg
56:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <johninja> mattys gf
57:00 <The_Baron> that's me, god no
57:00 <The_Baron> :P
58:00 <johninja> haha 
58:00 <johninja> love it
05:00 <faux> Eeeeeeeeeeeee phoebe and mikes wedding :')
10:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> Truth^Hurtzzz
10:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> faux you fucking oompa loompa, do you remember when you rejected johninja ?
11:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up themayo
12:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> lmaooooooooooooooooooooo @ ShadowLurker 
12:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> ShadowLurker, what are you going to do about it
13:00 <ShadowLurker> not me mate
13:00 <ShadowLurker> but its coming
13:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> rofl
13:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> ohh noooesss
13:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> lololololol
21:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> fez
21:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> fez fez
21:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> 13
21:00 <Fez> Point?
21:00 <johninja> lol Truth^Hurtzzz is such a failtroll
21:00 <johninja> look at him 
21:00 <Fez> I know
21:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> johninja: where is your white creased shirt?
22:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> johninja: does mel not want to go out in public with you?
22:00 <Fez> He thinks im hurt becuase he pastes my fb inchannel and tells me how many friends i have
22:00 <johninja> http://i.imgur.com/HmCeSnA.jpg Aleksander the tubby troll ha ha ha 
22:00 <Fez> Its rather flattering really
23:00 <Kelevra> lol
23:00 <Kelevra> worth it
23:00 <Kelevra> going out anyways
23:00 <Kelevra> have fun matty xox
23:00 <BlackDevil> to zline
23:00 <BlackDevil> or not to zline
24:00 <BlackDevil> thats the question
24:00 <Fez> Yea do it
24:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> zline him!
24:00 <BlackDevil> then Kelevra gets zlined
24:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> yes
24:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> DO IT!!!
24:00 <Kelevra> z-line me
24:00 <Kelevra> be my guest BlackDevil
24:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> lolololololololololol
25:00 <Kelevra> how about z-lining Truth^Hurtzzz as well
25:00 <Fez> Oh
25:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> What for?
25:00 <Kelevra> he has been pasting my pic in syd 23912783012793 times
25:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> Bullocks!
25:00 <Fez> I thought he meant u truth hurts
25:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> Fez
25:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> 13 friends
25:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> rofl
25:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> loserrrrrr
25:00 <Fez> So?
25:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> No one likes you irl fez
25:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> only ircers on there
25:00 <Fez> Why cuz i dont add bs people tome fb
25:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> LAMERRRRR
26:00 <Fez> Yep im a real loser
26:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> if you don't add bs people then why is dudz on there?
26:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> why is mandyjane on there?
26:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> They are bs people
26:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> so you lie
26:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> rofl
26:00 <Fez> Only ircers huh? My brodont irc dipshit
26:00 <Fez> U have failed
27:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> sitting there with a topless selfie
27:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> rofl
27:00 <Fez> Lol
27:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> what was the thought process behind that pic fez?
27:00 <Fez> Whats your point?
27:00 <BlackDevil> whos in here whom likes tits
27:00 <Fez> Me
27:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> Fez you look like a fucking retard
27:00 <Fez> I pasted my titties on fb
28:00 <Fez> Truth hurts knows
28:00 <Fez> Funny how he says im a loser but he stalked my fb page
29:00 <Fez> What a lamebot
30:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
31:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> Fez
31:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> where did you get your face from
31:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> ?
31:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> The reject shop?
31:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> rofl
32:00 <Fez> Keep proving your an idiot.. kgo
32:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> I enjoy tormenting you Fez
32:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> you fucking weirdo looking piece of shit
33:00 <TheRiddler> Truth^Hurtzzz is 12yrs old
34:00 <TheRiddler> because that was a very childish insult
34:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> Fuck off TheRiddler 
34:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> you are a lamer
34:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> like Fez
36:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> Dave Hicks
37:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> Jenn Bradford
37:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> Crystal Midson
37:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> Anita Jane
38:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
44:00 <Fez> You to sxared to share your fb page with us truth hurts?
44:00 <Fez> Scared*
47:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> You're a feral little bastard Fez
47:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> fez fez
47:00 <Fez> Now your goin round in circles
48:00 <Fez> Boring cunt u are
48:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> Fez you really are a turd
48:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> You look like a turd
48:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> and judging by the stuff you type
48:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> you think like a turd too
48:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> I'd love to beat you up fez
48:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> seriously
48:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> I'd enjoy bashing you
48:00 <Fez> Cool
48:00 <Fez> Where u live
49:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> Melbourne
49:00 <Fez> Aww
49:00 <Fez> Funny that
49:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> ?
50:00 <Fez> Tough cunt behind the screen
50:00 <Truth^Hurtzzz> Where do you live ass master?
50:00 <Fez> That isnt me
55:00 <cYbR> hai hai
32:00 <zaim> !ping
33:00 <Elmo> tickle me!
36:00 <Elmo> black douglas is $28 at dan murphys alcos
36:00 <Elmo> get on it
42:00 <ShadowLurker> eww
44:00 <Kelevra> lol
44:00 <mattythefatty> http://i.imgur.com/PA8gU28.jpg loooooool the losers club what a bunch of sad cunts
44:00 <ShadowLurker> LMAO
45:00 <Elmo> lol@that
45:00 <Elmo> what a bunch of deadbeats
45:00 <mattythefatty> http://i.imgur.com/PA8gU28.jpg loooooool the losers club what a bunch of sad cunts
46:00 <Serenity> fucks sake
46:00 <Serenity> i dont want to see those losers
46:00 <ShadowLurker> TEAM CATS
46:00 <ShadowLurker> taking on the successfull folks
47:00 <Elmo> "lets make them all as unhappy as us!"
47:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
47:00 <ShadowLurker> TOTES JELLY
47:00 <Kelevra> I FKN LOVE THAT
48:00 <Kelevra> I HAVE SHIT STAINED UNDIESSSSSSSSSSSS
48:00 <Kelevra> lmao
49:00 <Serenity> lol @ joels forehead
50:00 <Kelevra> he's so oily
50:00 <ShadowLurker> his forehead has a forehead
50:00 <ShadowLurker> and the saudis are invading it
50:00 <Serenity> i can imagine little tiny oil rigs on his face
50:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
50:00 <ShadowLurker> damn you
50:00 <ShadowLurker> gtfo
51:00 <Kelevra> LMAO
53:00 <Elmo> HAhahahahHA
58:00 <partay> *SIP*
06:00 <ShadowLurker> a car
07:00 <Serenity> a lunchbox
07:00 <Elmo> lol
07:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
08:00 <partay> ShadowLurker seems like a barina or getz kinda guy 
08:00 <ShadowLurker> PHEAR TEH GETZ
08:00 <Serenity> ill show you our shiny baby
08:00 <partay> maybe a smart car 
09:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t31.0-8/976712_10151559665052331_1150689854_o.jpg
09:00 <Serenity> hobo lawn
09:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
09:00 <partay> nice colour 
09:00 <Elmo> yeh i love that car
10:00 <ShadowLurker> goes as hard as johns dick while hes losing wheels of cars on freeway offramps
10:00 <Serenity> jeepers
11:00 <partay> ShadowLurker so youre not a soft cock after all 
11:00 <ShadowLurker> not in the least
11:00 <ShadowLurker> its all a facade
13:00 <Doodle> poof
14:00 <Elmo> uhh ohh
16:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker loves hard cock
16:00 <Doodle> in and around his mouth
17:00 <Serenity> yup
17:00 <cYbR> id own that
17:00 <cYbR> the car i mean, not cock in and around my mout
17:00 <cYbR> h
17:00 <Serenity> ahahah
17:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
17:00 <BlackDevil> hi PandasDontDrive
17:00 <BlackDevil> mate
18:00 <Doodle> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BH8VOD0CEAAzeUP.jpg:large
19:00 <faux> Lmao you know those birds that go AH ah AHHHHH
19:00 <Elmo> crows
19:00 <faux> I've been imitating one for like 10 mins
19:00 <Elmo> lol
19:00 <faux> And I just realised 
19:00 <Elmo> you have a beak too
19:00 <faux> Cos its outside my window 
19:00 <Doodle> faux is a top bird
19:00 <faux> And you're brad pitt
19:00 <faux> LOL.
19:00 <Elmo> it was jks
19:00 <faux> Ah AH AHHHHHHHH
20:00 <faux> Mine was too obv you're not brad pitt
20:00 <faux> Speaking of brad Pitt I just saw Jennifer annistons g string in friends 
20:00 <Elmo> oooh
20:00 <faux> Hot
21:00 <BradPitt> i am actually brad pitt
21:00 <BradPitt> that dude hit me 
21:00 <BradPitt> so i fucked him up etc
21:00 <faux> who
21:00 <faux> Wha
21:00 <BradPitt> i dunno tbh i just saw it on e news
21:00 <faux> Lol
21:00 <BradPitt> i don't pay much attention
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey BD
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn wireless issues :/
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAHA
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's a keeper
23:00 <partay> hi faux
23:00 <faux> Hey 
26:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTii7i-195E
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kelly Sweet - In The Air Tonight (Date not found) 4:20 - Category: Music - 413,639 views - 5,989 likes (98.2%), 112 dislikes (1.8%)
30:00 <Saemon> oh god
30:00 <Saemon> this guy i used to pick on when i was in yr 9
30:00 <Saemon> i remmeber him like yesterday
30:00 <Saemon> same grade as me
30:00 <Saemon> is now a doctor
31:00 <Saemon> fuck i feel like i have wasted my life now
31:00 <Loof> sucks dont it
31:00 <katskrew> http://i.imgur.com/yHh2HSz.jpg mayo Fred bear kunny  shads biggest losers of austnet
33:00 <partay> Saemon funny how that works out 
33:00 <partay> im gunna visit faux
33:00 <partay> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/1462841_566224806826518_8960654697935560696_n.jpg
35:00 <faux> Holy dicks
35:00 <partay> Loof
35:00 <faux> Is that actually shads
35:00 <faux> Lmao
35:00 <partay> i found a chick for you 
35:00 <faux> LOL partay that pic
35:00 <partay> heh
36:00 <PandasDontDrive>  <Saemon> this guy i used to try to pick up when i was in yr 9
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
37:00 <partay> yah faux LOL at shads
37:00 <Sacramento> http://imgur.com/J6W4cVr <<<------ LOLLLLLLLLLL
37:00 <partay> shads looks 50+
37:00 <Loof> gtfo partgay you dadfucker
38:00 <Loof> stab ya
38:00 <partay> here Loof you fat fuck 
38:00 <partay> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/q71/s720x720/10157219_566139596835039_2663648891811184688_n.jpg
38:00 <matttherat> http://i.imgur.com/yHh2HSz.jpg mayo Fred bear kunny  shads biggest losers of austnet
40:00 <BradPitt> lmao
40:00 <BradPitt> are you trying to hide matty?
40:00 <BradPitt> everyone knows you are YoelRomero too
41:00 <ShadowLurker> why hide for
41:00 <YoelRomero> Im not hiding
41:00 <YoelRomero> im avoiding the ban
41:00 <YoelRomero> LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
42:00 <YoelRomero> BradPitt where is Angel?
42:00 <ShadowLurker> cya
42:00 <mattrapeskids> http://i.imgur.com/yHh2HSz.jpg mayo Fred bear kunny  shads biggest losers of austnet
42:00 <YoelRomerosHair> lol
42:00 <YoelRomero> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
42:00 <YoelRomerosHair> i'm leaving you matty
42:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
43:00 <YoelRomero> We will catch up shortly johninja
43:00 <YoelRomero> Like I said
43:00 <YoelRomero> I'm in Narre Warren a lot
43:00 <YoelRomero> it's only a matter of time
43:00 <YoelRomero> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
43:00 <partay> johnninja is balls deep in pussy
44:00 <partay> YoelRomero i bet you love balls on your chin 
44:00 <YoelRomero> Yeah but her face looks like a dry old prune
44:00 <YoelRomero> Kelevra
45:00 <matttherat> http://i.imgur.com/yHh2HSz.jpg mayo Fred bear kunny  shads biggest losers of austnet
45:00 <partay> Kelevra is smack bang in the middle of the tappable bell curve.. you are mistaken 
45:00 <YoelRomero> Kelevra is a loser
46:00 <Loof> anyone in cats shouldn't be calling people losers
46:00 <Loof> it's a bit of the pot calling the kettle black
47:00 <YoelRomerosHair> lol
47:00 <Loof> and if you fuck with johninja you better be prepared to fuck with me too
47:00 <YoelRomerosHair> dirty old townnnnn, dirty old townn
47:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOL @ LOOF
48:00 <YoelRomerosHair> Loof is a big dude matty
48:00 <Doodle> ShadowLurker, if you fuck with Loof you fuck with me
48:00 <YoelRomerosHair> and he gets pretty angry
48:00 <ShadowLurker> ok
48:00 <Loof> lol at ShadowLurker married to a floppy titty freak
48:00 <Loof> with a fugly retard kid
48:00 <Loof> lol
48:00 <Serenity> wow...
48:00 <Doodle> these things are untrue
48:00 <ShadowLurker> what
48:00 <Serenity> lol
48:00 <partay> Doodle if you fuck with Serenity............ ill watch
48:00 <Doodle> lol
49:00 <ShadowLurker> loof mate you seem angry
49:00 <ShadowLurker> maybe you should give up the weed
49:00 <YoelRomerosHair> i think there may have been a misunderstanding
49:00 <Serenity> nah there hasnt
50:00 <YoelRomerosHair> ok
50:00 <Serenity> loofs just being himself
50:00 <Serenity> picking on a kid thats brave
50:00 <ShadowLurker> fucking psycho
51:00 <Serenity> its ok ants smarter than him at 6 lol
51:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
51:00 <ShadowLurker> true
52:00 <partay> Loof you and pictard should hang out
52:00 <partay> cut from the same retarded cloth
52:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
53:00 <Serenity> partay
53:00 <Serenity> whats the plans this weekend
53:00 <partay> take the boy to soccer tomorrow morning.. then donw to the gold coast for the night 
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh nice
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> to hunt gold? :P
54:00 <Serenity> oh nice
54:00 <Serenity> my kids arent interested in winter sports thank god
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> THANK FUCKING CHRIST 
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> sorry
54:00 <partay> parents own a uni down there and they are overseas.. hope they left the fridge full
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> 4 sezz https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10371977_766160673414744_9108806017456306066_n.jpg
58:00 <Loof> low cunt
58:00 <Scattered> who is?
58:00 <YoelRomerosHair> matty
58:00 <Kelevra> come on calm down
59:00 <Loof> everyone should just get really high and naked
59:00 <Doodle> i'm half high and half naked
59:00 <Loof> it would solve so many problems
59:00 <Serenity> oh what a fucking hypocrite
59:00 <YoelRomerosHair> why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends
59:00 <Kelevra> exactly
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got a better one now
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10365947_10152870240837995_5609086609334357325_n.jpg
59:00 <Kelevra> we all hate cricket so let's just all hold hands
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> aaaaaaahahahaha
59:00 <YoelRomerosHair> lmao
59:00 <Kelevra> =)
59:00 <Serenity> weak as piss the lot of you
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> yay!
00:00 <YoelRomerosHair> lol
00:00 <Doodle> :/
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> I CAN GIVE YOU LOVE, AND PONIES, AND DANCING!
00:00 <YoelRomerosHair> mmm ponies
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> YUM
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
00:00 <YoelRomerosHair> `seen jesus
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> halp! ponies eating mi :(
01:00 <faux> Omg
01:00 <YoelRomerosHair> cheer up sleepy jean
01:00 <faux> Up to the last two EPs of friends 
01:00 <faux> Wahh
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wonder if there are poniefish
01:00 <YoelRomerosHair> there should be
01:00 <YoelRomerosHair> seahorses
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea mon!
02:00 <YoelRomerosHair> but no seaponies
02:00 <partay> faux friends sucks.. sorry 
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
02:00 <YoelRomerosHair> its rcist
02:00 <faux> Sea whores
02:00 <YoelRomerosHair> lol
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
02:00 <faux> Partay WHAT
02:00 <faux> Gtfo
02:00 <Loof> lol @ friends
02:00 <partay> i tried 
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> GTFO V
02:00 <partay> but i didnt lol
02:00 <Loof> it's for homos
02:00 <faux> Hommus
02:00 <Loof> which is why i love it
02:00 <Doodle> lol
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm hommus
02:00 <Kelevra> Loof cut the fucking shit about kids out alright and drop the shit with sezz cause seriously.. she's a fkn op not some dumb cunt who wants to hurt everyone in this channel, people have to deal with assholes irl in their daily lives and don't need extra burdens or asshattery surrounding them
02:00 <faux> I am hommus and I love friends 
02:00 <Kelevra> rant over.
03:00 <faux> lol.
03:00 <Loof> k sorry mel
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> Hommus Ediblus
03:00 <Loof> :(
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> SORRY MEL
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> sorry you have an adorable baby
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> !!!!!!!! IM SO SORRY
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
03:00 <Loof> man i got told
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> too bad a gun to the head didnt tell you.
03:00 <faux> You came and you found me a turkeyyy
04:00 <faux> On my vacation away from workyyy
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao!
04:00 <dematerialised> mmm turkey
04:00 <Loof> ouch she called me a dumb cunt
04:00 <faux> who gaf
04:00 <partay> Loof she meant to say fat dumb cunt 
05:00 <Loof> it's just i though me and mel were mates so it kinda hurts
05:00 <Loof> just a bit dissapointed
05:00 <faux> I should prob go downstairs and take my rubbish down before the stupid children come out to play and I'm tempted to set them all on fire accidentally 
05:00 <Doodle> i liked it better in the old days, where everyone got along and girls off irc did it with me
05:00 <dematerialised> put them in the rubbish
05:00 <faux> That's just WRONG shane
05:00 <partay> yah they got theit tits out.... wait they do 
05:00 <dematerialised> nah it's not
05:00 <Kelevra> Loof we are mates but someones got to speak up and say cut it out, she's a mother dude
06:00 <faux> Fire is a much better option 
06:00 <Doodle> yeah they still do that partay
06:00 <Kelevra> if anyone slaged off your kid you'd be spitting venom
06:00 <Loof> yeah she called me a heap of shit last night mel
06:00 <dematerialised> put them in the rubbish then light them on fire
06:00 <dematerialised> :3
06:00 <Kelevra> any of it true?
06:00 <Loof> and she said my kid had a fucked up lazy eye
06:00 <ShadowLurker> you can tell your mates when theyre being a fuckhead
06:00 <faux> lol shane
06:00 <ShadowLurker> quit crying cos youre a fucking grown man
06:00 <faux> We are terrible 
06:00 <Kelevra> I'd rather my mates tell me then someone knocking me the fuck out
06:00 <YoelRomerosHair> i am eating corn chips and guac
06:00 <faux> Yes I dragged you down with mw
06:00 <faux> Me
06:00 <YoelRomerosHair> like a boss
06:00 <faux> Yum
07:00 <Serenity> [2:06pm] <Loof> and she said my kid had a fucked up lazy eye
07:00 <dematerialised> lol
07:00 <faux> I love fuac
07:00 <Serenity> you lying fucking cunt
07:00 <Serenity> i NEVER said that
07:00 <YoelRomerosHair> lol
07:00 <faux> And guac
07:00 <dematerialised> sif dragged down
07:00 <YoelRomerosHair> wnt 2 fuac?
07:00 <dematerialised> lol Loof
07:00 <dematerialised> you're fucked mate
07:00 <faux> o dear
07:00 <YoelRomerosHair> oh no
07:00 <ShadowLurker> loofs gunna find himself loitering in #cats
07:00 <faux> Shane I'll give you a candle to go take down my rubbish
07:00 <Serenity> no ones every getting defended by me again
07:00 <faux> SO tempting 
07:00 <Serenity> you can all fucken jam it
07:00 <YoelRomerosHair> Serenity sheesh dude
08:00 <YoelRomerosHair> mel cut sick at him
08:00 <faux> Excuse me
08:00 <YoelRomerosHair> i tried to talk to him
08:00 <faux> Don't let loof make you hate us all
08:00 <faux> lol
08:00 <Loof> dematerialised just go back to idling you rapist
08:00 <faux> o dear
08:00 <Loof> i've got serernity on ignore
08:00 <Loof> so let her cut sick
08:00 <ShadowLurker> you dont fucking learn do you loof
08:00 <Loof> i dont mind
09:00 <ShadowLurker> plus beez
09:00 <dematerialised> lol Loof
09:00 <dematerialised> are you a little bit upset
09:00 <faux> Let's all keep our onions to ourselves 
09:00 <ShadowLurker> hes off theweed apparently
09:00 <Doodle> loool
09:00 <Loof> lol
09:00 <ShadowLurker> so hes extra psycho
09:00 <faux> Hi dewdel
09:00 <simba> weed
09:00 <faux> :D
09:00 <Doodle> hai lovely :)
09:00 <faux> How's it
09:00 <Doodle> ok thx, you
09:00 <Doodle> ?
09:00 <Loof> i'll be back on weed and all placid again on monday :)
09:00 <faux> Sore
09:00 <Doodle> sorry i will spit on it first next time
10:00 <faux> Are you starting SP2?
10:00 <faux> Lol
10:00 <faux> Gross
10:00 <faux> :'(
10:00 <Doodle> lol
10:00 <Doodle> sp2?
10:00 <faux> That was for loof
10:00 <ShadowLurker> too late loof damage is done
10:00 <Doodle> oh ok
10:00 <ShadowLurker> youre done
10:00 <faux> Study period 
10:00 <faux> DAS IT
10:00 <Loof> yeah i'm gonna study periods
10:00 <Loof> with my dick
10:00 <faux> gros
11:00 <faux> clottasaurus
11:00 <faux> PLEAS
11:00 <ShadowLurker> PLESS2TICKET
11:00 <faux> pleas and gravy
11:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
11:00 <Serenity> not in the mood tbh
11:00 <dematerialised> yayyyyyyyyyy
11:00 <dematerialised> and not a single tear was shed
11:00 <faux> Woo hagrid is here
11:00 <dematerialised> haha
12:00 <dematerialised> she herd sezz was talkin shit
12:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha hagrid
12:00 <faux> she's come to rage qhjt 
12:00 <partay> whats a hagrid ?
12:00 <faux> Quit
12:00 <faux> Lumeah is hagrid
12:00 <partay> oh
12:00 <faux> She looks an electrocuted Russell brand 
12:00 <dematerialised> Lumeah is ~Hagrid[email protected] * AndChat91056
12:00 <faux> Wait that's an insult to him he's kind of cute
12:00 <partay> lol
13:00 <faux> Rofl
13:00 <ShadowLurker> hagrids awesome
14:00 <Lumeah> Lol love u guys. 
14:00 <Lumeah> ;) 
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want to buy a bottle of wine but dont want to get people sick
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> or dooo i!! >:)
16:00 <simba> u mean people here..??
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> um, yes!
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> spesh Loof
18:00 <YoelRomero> Kelevra
18:00 <YoelRomero> Kelevra how are you?
19:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off mayo
19:00 <YoelRomero> lmaooooooooooooooooooooo @ ShadowLurker
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> teh mayo is baaaaaaaaaaackz
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think, i needa poop
20:00 <Kelevra> YoelRomero I'm busy
21:00 <YoelRomero> Kelevra where is Angel?
22:00 <YoelRomerosHair> YoelRomero is back
22:00 <YoelRomerosHair> without his hair
22:00 <YoelRomerosHair> as usual
22:00 <YoelRomero> johninja
22:00 <YoelRomero> johninja how are you?
24:00 <YoelRomerosHair> splendid
24:00 <YoelRomerosHair> enjoying a black douglas
24:00 <YoelRomerosHair> chink chink
24:00 <YoelRomero> johninja we know what happens when you start drinking though
25:00 <YoelRomerosHair> no matty
25:00 <YoelRomerosHair> you only think you do
25:00 <YoelRomerosHair> like everything else
25:00 <YoelRomerosHair> :)
25:00 <YoelRomero> Well we have seen it first hand johninja
25:00 <YoelRomerosHair> have we?
25:00 <YoelRomero> Truth^Hurtzzz?
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> chink chink!!
25:00 <YoelRomero> You made quite a fool of yourself that night
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> he gets HORNY!
25:00 <YoelRomerosHair> oh one night over a year ago?
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
25:00 <YoelRomerosHair> lol
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
25:00 <YoelRomerosHair> i only got drunk one night over a year ago
25:00 <YoelRomero> johninja it is not an isolated incident
26:00 <YoelRomerosHair> nice logic matty
26:00 <YoelRomero> We know you have a problem with booze
27:00 <YoelRomerosHair> do i?
27:00 <YoelRomerosHair> or do you just think so?
27:00 <TheRon> yes!
28:00 <YoelRomerosHair> yes
28:00 <YoelRomerosHair> A,B,C & D were all correct
28:00 <YoelRomerosHair> everbody wins
28:00 <TheRon> beer does the body good
28:00 <YoelRomerosHair> except for YoelRomero
29:00 <YoelRomerosHair> because he never wins
29:00 <YoelRomerosHair> natural born loser
32:00 <Kelevra> YoelRomero in the lounge next to me
33:00 <TheRon> i'd watch his hands
33:00 <YoelRomerosHair> you get your drink sweetcheeks?
33:00 <TheRon> a slippery nipple, make it a double
34:00 <YoelRomerosHair> neverrreeennnddding stooooooryyyyyy
35:00 <YoelRomerosHair> the nips are getting bigger
38:00 <YoelRomerosHair> lol
38:00 <YoelRomerosHair> she loves the jolly jumper
38:00 <YoelRomerosHair> i want one now
40:00 <TheRon> if i'm gonna die i wanna die in a motorboating accident
40:00 <YoelRomero> johninja
40:00 <YoelRomero> johninja how are you?
40:00 <YoelRomerosHair> rub your scalp and see YoelRomero
40:00 <YoelRomerosHair> oh wait
40:00 <YoelRomerosHair> thats right
40:00 <YoelRomerosHair> lol
40:00 <TheRon> people in the street come up and rub my belly for luck
40:00 <Kelevra> she'sin the jolly jumper dancing
41:00 <Kelevra> now she's laughing at herself cause she's bouncing on her playmat
41:00 <Kelevra> note to all, if you have a six month old jolly jumpers are gods to them
41:00 <ShadowLurker> they are
41:00 <Kelevra> hense the expression 'getting your jollies off'
41:00 <Kelevra> hahaha
42:00 <TheRon> my 3 month old nephew like watching geelong replays
42:00 <ShadowLurker> they have adult sized ones too
42:00 <ShadowLurker> at the royal show
44:00 <TheRon> sport didn't quite take with first 2 so we're putting all our efforts into the third kid
45:00 <Serenity> i went on one in mandurah
45:00 <Serenity> i got motion sick and almost spewed
46:00 <TheRon> one what?
46:00 <Serenity> the adult jolly jumper thing
46:00 <Serenity> goes really high tho
46:00 <TheRon> ahh ok
46:00 <TheRon> i'm kinda scared of heights so
46:00 <YoelRomero> Serenity
46:00 <YoelRomero> Serenity how are you?
47:00 <TheRon> after last nights game we have a new premiership favourite
47:00 <YoelRomero> Sydney were always favourites
47:00 <TheRon> sydney's best is awesome
47:00 <YoelRomero> I told you losers this
47:00 <YoelRomero> and you laughed at me
47:00 <YoelRomero> LOOOOOOLLLLL
48:00 <TheRon> felt geelong like from 2007
49:00 <doctor> I like heights for the view, but heights in my dreams make me feel uneasy
49:00 <TheRon> i don't like ladders too much
49:00 <Kelevra> fkn hate sydney
49:00 <doctor> oh yeah, can't say i like ladders. pretty sure most people don't like them either
49:00 <doctor> just necessary
50:00 <Kelevra> you can paste it in there, I'll just claim you pasted fake shit
50:00 <Kelevra> =P
50:00 <TheRon> wreck your tips kelevra?
50:00 <Kelevra> nah I've lived there and got family there but I didn't like the place, the people are so rude and up themselves and fake
50:00 <Kelevra> the team is alright i suppose
51:00 <Kelevra> they did come from melbourne
51:00 <YoelRomerosHair> yeh fuck sydney
51:00 <YoelRomerosHair> i would know them all out if i could
51:00 <Kelevra> MELBOURNE FOREVS DICKHEADS
51:00 <YoelRomerosHair> *knock
51:00 <YoelRomerosHair> lol
51:00 <TheRon> on sat night, dreamtime game or league?
51:00 <YoelRomerosHair>  /msg sydney wheres your trams at?
51:00 <Kelevra> go league
51:00 <TheRon> storm v cowboys sat night
52:00 <TheRon> might even split view the telly
52:00 <Kelevra> go storm
52:00 <YoelRomerosHair> hmm
52:00 <Kelevra> yeah split it
52:00 <YoelRomerosHair> i like cowboys though
52:00 <TheRon> yes go storm, bit fucked now though
52:00 <Kelevra> honestly gary, you're a champ
52:00 <Kelevra> <3
52:00 <Kelevra> GAZZA
52:00 <YoelRomerosHair> the footy team are ok too
52:00 <Kelevra> YoelRomero cowboys suck eachother off, seen brokeback mountain?
53:00 <YoelRomerosHair> lol
53:00 <YoelRomerosHair> your point is?
53:00 <Kelevra> thought you were into vagina
53:00 <Kelevra> storm gets the girls
53:00 <Kelevra> 'hey wanna the storm'
53:00 <BlackDevil> im in your vagina
53:00 <Kelevra> MAKE IT RAIN BITCH
53:00 <TheRon> kelevra those cheerleaders are awesome
53:00 <YoelRomerosHair> LOL
53:00 <YoelRomerosHair> not many stippers accept coins
53:00 <YoelRomerosHair> Kelevra does
54:00 <BlackDevil> bitcoin?
54:00 <Kelevra> TheRiddler fkn oath, I'd give a dollar to one or two of them
54:00 <Kelevra> yeah I do my work on the bitcoin front
54:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCijdeZ9nnc&feature=kp
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Quagmire credit cards stripper..lmfao (Oct 22, 2011) 0 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 24,336 views - 36 likes (90%), 4 dislikes (10%)
54:00 <TheRon> strippers carry around eftpos now
56:00 <Kelevra> 99 red germans fly by
57:00 <Kelevra> pies playing this weekend?
57:00 <TheRon> tonight
57:00 <TheRon> hope the saints win
57:00 <Kelevra> k fuck..
57:00 <TheRon> can never bring myself to tip the pies
58:00 <FredFlinstone> omfg TheRon wtf happened last night lol
58:00 <Kelevra> yeah alot of ppl hate them, even though they're my team, fuck they've shamed me before
58:00 <TheRon> swans were good
58:00 <FredFlinstone> sydney awesome
58:00 <TheRon> they're the favs now
00:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
01:00 <TheRon> 2 6 day breaks i think they were just tired
02:00 <FredFlinstone> bullshit they were fucked in the first 5 mins
02:00 <TheRon> that too
03:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz poor excuse they are elite athletes
03:00 <FredFlinstone> even Ling said that
03:00 <FredFlinstone> he wasnt making any excuses
03:00 <FredFlinstone> just got bashhed
04:00 <FredFlinstone> that fuckin shit ground doesnt help
04:00 <FredFlinstone> it should be banned
04:00 <TheRon> the cats usually get bashed once or twice a year and that was the one
04:00 <FredFlinstone> too friggin small
04:00 <FredFlinstone> we all do that
04:00 <FredFlinstone> we had ours lmao
05:00 <FredFlinstone> hope not again
05:00 <FredFlinstone> against shitney
05:00 <TheRon> tippett and franklin marking, i think every team is fucked
06:00 <simba> yep port sydney GF 
06:00 <TheRon> possibly
07:00 <TheRon> i'd be making sure players like wingard and wines are well rested before the finals
08:00 <TheRon> i just reckon it takes 3 years to get an afl standard tank
11:00 <TheRon> don't you slip in love with the girls on the avenue
11:00 <Elmo> yep
13:00 <simba> theyll b ready
13:00 <simba> lol @ the minge chappel
13:00 <TheRon> i had a giggle
13:00 <TheRon> the cucumbers?
14:00 <simba> sam said he had a  mustang boss 429
14:00 <simba> ownage
14:00 <TheRon> sam's mailbag should be after 9.30
14:00 <TheRon> he loves his cars
15:00 <partay> TheRon stay clear of the deep water 
15:00 <TheRon> i am an isalnd
15:00 <partay> i also enjoy the april sun in cuba 
16:00 <TheRon> pulp?
16:00 <partay> dragons 
16:00 <TheRon> i know that
16:00 <TheRon> rain
16:00 <TheRon> are you old enough
16:00 <TheRon> young years
16:00 <partay> those were the young years
16:00 <partay> snap
17:00 <TheRon> do yourself a favour
17:00 <partay> and take me back 
17:00 <TheRon> no lies
17:00 <TheRon> touch
17:00 <TheRon> hot chilli woman
18:00 <faux> TheRon you made me buy pizza shapes
18:00 <TheRon> my bad
18:00 <partay> those cheese shapes are the best 
18:00 <faux> No its a good thing
18:00 <faux> Thanks 
18:00 <faux> Lol
18:00 <faux> I hadn't had them in ages
18:00 <TheRon> i made nachos last night
18:00 <partay> 2nd is bbq shapes 
18:00 <faux> So I got that pack with like 10 little packs in it
18:00 <TheRon> got lazy and microwaved them
19:00 <faux> Yum
19:00 <faux> I hope you use doritos
19:00 <faux> Not some special nacho chip crap 
19:00 <TheRon> used half a jar of salsa
19:00 <TheRon> nacho flavoured as it happens
19:00 <faux> Doritos salsa tasty cheese
19:00 <faux> Yym
19:00 <faux> Yum*
19:00 <TheRon> it was just lazy cooking really
20:00 <TheRon> worth watching league this weekend?
20:00 <TheRon> cowboys and storm with the big 3 out
21:00 <partay> TheRon thats just reckless 
22:00 <TheRon> don't be so
22:00 <TheRon> beautiful people
22:00 <TheRon> oh no not you again
22:00 <TheRon> errol
23:00 <TheRon> rachel have big nipples today?
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> woooooooooo
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> hanging out with my mummy to watch an abc show tonight lolssss
25:00 <TheRon> miss fischer murder mystery??
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao no
25:00 <TheRon> that dr bloke?
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> Old School with Brian Brown and Sam Neil, episode 2
25:00 <TheRon> ah ok
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> sam neil is an x cop and brown is an x crim
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's rad aussie show bro
26:00 <TheRon> paul hogan making a cameo?
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> that'd actually work tbh
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> if he played an x crim thatd be hilarious!
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> might watch the grey again in the mean time
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> :D
29:00 <TheRon> faux, the rabbits for the win
29:00 <TheRon> has your mum seen hostel yet?
30:00 <Pyro-> yeah as if dragons will win
30:00 <Pyro-> that's just crazy talk
30:00 <TheRon> faux reckons they will
31:00 <TheRon> the storm are fucked this weekend
31:00 <FredFlinstone> true
31:00 <TheRon> get close i'll be happy
31:00 <FredFlinstone> shit happens
32:00 <TheRon> forrest gump was the inspiration for the shit happens stickers
33:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
33:00 <FredFlinstone> back to my fire
34:00 <TheRon> got wood?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wrote a poem TheRiddler
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> TheRon* lols
35:00 <TheRon> really?
36:00 <TheRon> you are woman i am man fetch me my slippers as fast as you can
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> yup 4 bars, wanna read?
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
36:00 <TheRon> will i need this time back?>
36:00 <faux> Dragons baby!
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> -
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> Arise Seraph, smile, sweetest angel.
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> Let upon me, in illuminated waves,
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> Of sun ray and breeze, surround me.
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> Rise, rise above me, show me the light.
37:00 <TheRon> it's amazing
38:00 <TheRon> it's probably good i just have little appreciation for that kind of shit
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> thx :P
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
38:00 <TheRon> just being honest
40:00 <TheRon> i mean i look at a piece of art and go why
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> all good
43:00 <TheRon> faux the rabbits will romp
43:00 <faux> No ok
43:00 <TheRon> will too
43:00 <TheRon> the dragons have no chance ok
45:00 <TheRon> these pizza shapes are good
49:00 <simba> pizza dragons
49:00 <TheRon> yes!
49:00 <YoelRomero> simba
50:00 <YoelRomero> time to join the other channels simba is on
50:00 <YoelRomero> ill just do a whois on simba
50:00 <YoelRomero> and follow him around
50:00 <YoelRomero> LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
51:00 <TheRon> port and dees in alice springs
51:00 <YoelRomero> simba
51:00 <TheRiddler> we know you have a crush on him
52:00 <YoelRomero> TheRiddler, simba is a loser
52:00 <YoelRomero> as are you
53:00 <YoelRomero> I'll throw you into the same pile as simba, johninja, kelevra and |RAZ|
53:00 <TheRon> YoelRomero: you're full shit, these people are awesome
54:00 <TheRiddler> the ppl that made him cry list
54:00 <TheRon> obviously
54:00 <doctor> im pretty awesome
55:00 <TheRon> boobs?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> they got a message from the action man
55:00 <Bastardly_One> "I'm happy, hope you're happy too"
55:00 <doctor> everyone else is okay i guess
55:00 <TheRon> i'm the best
55:00 <doctor> i challenge you for that title
55:00 <Elmo> lol TheRiddlerq
55:00 <TheRon> fight?
55:00 <doctor> maurice is ok too
55:00 <Elmo> Maurice is pretty cool
55:00 <Elmo> Serenity is where its at though
56:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to rick astley
56:00 <TheRiddler> elmo is who?
56:00 <Elmo> (lets try make them fight)
56:00 <Elmo> its me johninja
56:00 <Maurice> Whos fighting
56:00 <TheRiddler> oh
56:00 <Elmo> you and sezz
56:00 <Elmo> that would be a good one
56:00 <Kelevra> YoelRomero huh?
56:00 <TheRon> elmo have you tickled kelevra yet?
56:00 <Elmo> yes
56:00 <Elmo> she doesn't liek tickles much
56:00 <doctor> they are much better as a team i think
56:00 <Kelevra> TheRon don't be gross
56:00 <Elmo> but i try
56:00 <Elmo> true doctor
56:00 <TheRon> waht?
57:00 <Elmo> together they are unstopable
57:00 <Maurice> We'd only mud wrestle
57:00 <Elmo> hot
57:00 <Kelevra> GARY
57:00 <Kelevra> don't be gross
57:00 <Kelevra> good old gareth
57:00 <Kelevra> <3
57:00 <Kelevra> you a sydney supporter now?
57:00 <TheRon> it was an innocent question
57:00 <TheRon> nope
57:00 <YoelRomero> Kelevra
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you put me in a slight Bowie mood
58:00 <YoelRomero> Kelevra how are you?
58:00 <Kelevra> I'm great, bubs is in bed, had my first proper dance with her before
58:00 <YoelRomero> Kelevra, your child is a bastard
58:00 <Kelevra> fkn never been more proud of her before today
58:00 <Kelevra> yeah she is
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Starman is on now
59:00 <TheRon> nice
59:00 <Kelevra> I was a bastard aswell
59:00 <Kelevra> we're content and cute
59:00 <YoelRomero> Have you smacked Angel yet?
59:00 <Kelevra> no, she's 6 months old
59:00 <YoelRomero> Has john?
59:00 <Kelevra> no
59:00 <YoelRomero> johninja told me he was planning to smack her soon
59:00 <YoelRomero> but while you are not around
59:00 <TheRon> i dance with my 3 yo niece the other day
59:00 <Kelevra> doubtful
59:00 <YoelRomero> he was going to do this behind your back
59:00 <Kelevra> he loves her as much as I do
00:00 <YoelRomero> If I saw Angel
00:00 <Kelevra> when we were JUST friends
00:00 <YoelRomero> I'd smack the little bitch
00:00 <Kelevra> he wanted to be on her birth cert.
00:00 <Kelevra> He's a fucking man.
00:00 <Kelevra> As my friend, he'd look after her forever if it came down to it.
00:00 <Kelevra> ty Maurice
00:00 <Kelevra> had my head turned
01:00 <simba> whoa
01:00 <simba> something bad mustve happened 2 matt today
01:00 <Maurice> Oh is that the dude with the crush on a fake chick
01:00 <Elmo> lets unban johninja
01:00 <Elmo> he seems like a nice guy
01:00 <Elmo> pretty hot too
01:00 <Elmo> tehee
01:00 <TheRon> does he know jessica rabbit isn't real?
01:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
02:00 <Bastardly_One> best song ever ... maybe
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Ziggy Stardust
02:00 <TheRon> he does play guitar
02:00 <Elmo> i'm not sure
02:00 <FredFlinstone> what about Peter?
02:00 <Elmo> i think he just likes the one he is with
02:00 <FredFlinstone> Peter Wabbit
02:00 <TheRon> love the one you're with
02:00 <Kelevra> man who the fuck claims someone would smack a kid
02:00 <Elmo> he was telling me before how much he loves her
02:00 <Kelevra> a aby even
02:00 <Elmo> such a pusst
02:00 <Kelevra> baby*
03:00 <Loof> i has coffee!
03:00 <TheRon> make it irish
03:00 <Elmo> baby baby
03:00 <TheRon> baby come back
03:00 <Elmo> why cn't we just sty together
03:00 <Elmo> heyeyyeyehhhheyehhhhyehhhh
03:00 <TheRon> you can blame it all on me i was wrong and i just can't live without you
03:00 <FredFlinstone> yes good song
03:00 <Kelevra> your fkn keyboard sucks babe
03:00 <FredFlinstone> love the one your with
03:00 <Elmo> blame it on the rain
03:00 <FredFlinstone> oooeerrr
03:00 <Kelevra> I gave lee my other wireless
04:00 <Bastardly_One> did you know
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Ziggy played guitar
04:00 <Bastardly_One> jamming good with web and gilly
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and the spiders from Mars
04:00 <Loof> mummy she tell me, no rob drug store, police beat you make your back sore
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he played it left hand 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but played it too far apparently
04:00 <Loof> i'm glad 80s retro has died
04:00 <Kelevra> =\
04:00 <FredFlinstone> another good song
04:00 <Elmo> she drives me crazy
04:00 <Elmo> walking on the moon
04:00 <TheRon> roxanne
04:00 <beehhh> so many asians are coming on your way
04:00 <TheRon> wrapped around your finger
04:00 <beehhh> did u steal any
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so where were the spiders
05:00 <Loof> worst decade of music ever
05:00 <Loof> and the fashion
05:00 <Bastardly_One> while the fly tried to break our bones?
05:00 <Loof> *pukes*
05:00 <beehhh> shoplifter
05:00 <TheRon> you thinking about chriss judd again?
05:00 <FredFlinstone> omg
05:00 <FredFlinstone> ffs
05:00 <FredFlinstone> no fuckin way
05:00 <FredFlinstone> or his skin and bone wife
05:00 <FredFlinstone> no tits
05:00 <beehhh> disabled word might as well go where rich people lives eg canada
06:00 <Bastardly_One> when the kids had killed the man I had to break up the band 
06:00 <TheRon> i could escape this feeling with my china girl
06:00 <beehhh> povo nation
06:00 <FredFlinstone> few others at Carlton before him 
06:00 <beehhh> london is a city of aids
06:00 <TheRon> sorry
06:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
06:00 <FredFlinstone> its ok
06:00 <TheRon> lachie henderson?
06:00 <FredFlinstone> its funny
06:00 <simba> do u have any money beehhh like do u even have a bank account or just like a few valuable old rubys
06:00 <FredFlinstone> mmmmmm
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Hey man!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, leave me alone
07:00 <Bastardly_One> can you get off the phone
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't type as fast as the verse
07:00 <FredFlinstone> I know he likes it that way
07:00 <FredFlinstone> switch
07:00 <TheRon> does he bend does he?
07:00 <beehhh> i arrived straya with nothing and left with nothing
07:00 <FredFlinstone> i think so
07:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe both
07:00 <FredFlinstone> big cock
07:00 <simba> do u have any money in the bank beehhh
07:00 <FredFlinstone> 8 incher
07:00 <beehhh> hex debts folks are in trouble
08:00 <Bastardly_One> don't lean on me man coz you can't afford the ticket
08:00 <TheRon> suffragette city
08:00 <Bastardly_One> back from suffragette city
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I wasn't singing to John I'm only Dancing
08:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil would of thought I was singing to him :P
08:00 <beehhh> govt will chase them or cannot travel to overseas eg bali
08:00 <simba> r u bleeding ur parents dry beehhh?
08:00 <beehhh> poor system poor runners
08:00 <TheRon> simba which port adelaide player would you turn gay for?
08:00 <FredFlinstone> carazzo is the best
08:00 <simba> ur dad
08:00 <FredFlinstone> hung italian
08:00 <FredFlinstone> oooeeerrrr
08:00 <TheRon> i'd do cam guthrie
08:00 <beehhh> he had a maraton bukkake after the shielas left the show
08:00 <FredFlinstone> yes he isnt bad
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> UR DAD IS HUNG LIKE A FUCKING NOOSE
08:00 <FredFlinstone> blonde
08:00 <beehhh> he had a maraton bukkake after the shielas left the show >simba
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> fat and twisted and greasy
09:00 <Loof> i wish BlackDevil would swallow razorblades
09:00 <TheRon> loof, please!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> until you need him one day
09:00 <FredFlinstone> cuteee
09:00 <FredFlinstone> I prefer mackie
09:00 <simba> how many AAs are we getting thats the better qurestion
09:00 <TheRon> mackie?
09:00 <FredFlinstone> he is fuckin gorgeous
09:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng is alaska considered as a poor state?
09:00 <FredFlinstone> but he is married
09:00 <TheRon> simba is a carlisle man
09:00 <FredFlinstone> like me lmao
10:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing as him and gremlinz are the only two active oppers on austnet
10:00 <Loof> i dont need or want ops at all
10:00 <Loof> more freedom without them
10:00 <TheRon> blackdevil shows me boobs
10:00 <FredFlinstone> back to the fire
10:00 <beehhh> victoria is especially the morwell people, once awarded mr lapsley now taken back his given badge off them
10:00 <Ana_Ng> no
10:00 <FredFlinstone> stop this sex talk
10:00 <TheRon> ok
11:00 <Loof> BlackDevil is like maurice, abuses you then bans when you try to defend yourself
11:00 <Loof> so lame
11:00 <Bastardly_One> wait until someone attacks you on here and need someone removed
11:00 <Bastardly_One> like flooding, etc
11:00 <Maurice> Eat a dick
11:00 <Loof> i just ignore/attack
11:00 <Loof> works fine
11:00 <beehhh> everyone blames each other country is running on a shamed system eg politicians
12:00 <Loof> dont need ops
12:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck is your beef with Maurice?
12:00 <TheRon> i tend not to be an arsehole to people
12:00 <Loof> it was before your time
12:00 <Bastardly_One> oppers are different to ops
12:00 <TheRon> maurice is cool
12:00 <Maurice> Lol I havent even spoken in here today
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to know what it is
12:00 <TheRon> she wouldn't show me her boobs but still
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you hush :P
12:00 <beehhh> nothing will get through the lower house now the palmer having few more extra meal on tax payers money
12:00 <TheRon> in 1903 which disputed territory between canada and us was an agreement reached?
12:00 <simba> ur mom
12:00 <beehhh> obese nation
12:00 <simba> beehhh how much debt are ur parents in because of u
13:00 <Bastardly_One> well?
13:00 <Loof> mummy and daddy a we so poor, we all had to sleep on the floor
13:00 <Loof> storm it come and it blow down me door
13:00 <Loof> me have to nail up me window
13:00 <Bastardly_One> all I've seen is you were fine with her
13:00 <Bastardly_One> until you lost it and she banned you and you threatened her kids
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I was here when you did it ... 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> same night you attacked Bonny for nothing
13:00 <Ana_Ng> yukon
13:00 <TheRon> not quite
13:00 <TheRon> alaska
13:00 <beehhh> our debts not with your govt, my aunt paying me off her savings from england
13:00 <Ana_Ng> skagway
13:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng did u see an aussie with a needle stick to his arm before?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, why am I the only cunt around here that admits to shit?
14:00 <TheRon> like bonny she's a geelong supporter
14:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a nice person and a good friend
14:00 <Ana_Ng> ya
14:00 <Ana_Ng> today
14:00 <beehhh> lol i bet ya
15:00 <couleurs> me 2
15:00 <Maurice> I also told him his kid is too old for formula so he put me on ignore..
15:00 <Loof> she's not a nice person at all
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> come on, abuse me more, i like it *sings*
15:00 <Loof> shes a dog
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny isn't a nice person?
15:00 <Loof> maurice
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and why is that?
15:00 <Maurice> I probably should have used more lube, he's rather butthurt
15:00 <Loof> gives shit then bans when you try to defend yourself
15:00 <TheRon> my nephew is beeing weened on the bottle with no luck, i love him already
15:00 <beehhh> people have outstanding infridgement fines cannot travel overseas anymore, how hard could it get
15:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: what is the unofficial national anthem of australia?
15:00 <beehhh> you sure earn 50k but end of the day barely any cash in your pocket
15:00 <beehhh> GST was a mistake
15:00 <FredFlinstone> 40 songs of Bowie!
16:00 <Loof> plus she's boring
16:00 <Bastardly_One> how about just say how you feel without talking in riddles?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> because she disagrees with you on certain things?
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> Dear Diary, and please write me back this time. I need to ask a question..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z6ugDWqbi4
16:00 <Loof> it's more abuse
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I tell you to get it together all the time 
16:00 <FredFlinstone> awesome
16:00 <TheRon> no!
16:00 <Ana_Ng> waltzing mathilda
16:00 <TheRon> no
16:00 <FredFlinstone> playlist
16:00 <FredFlinstone> amazing
16:00 <TheRon> cold chisel - khe sanh
16:00 <FredFlinstone> havent got any chisel
16:00 <FredFlinstone> must get some
17:00 <Bastardly_One> for fuck sake she doesn't agree with me much
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> cYbR you're home!!!!
17:00 <Bastardly_One> we still talk fine don't you think?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z6ugDWqbi4
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Silverchair Abuse me (Nov 16, 2011) 4:03 - Category: Entertainment - 5,125 views - 26 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> not everyone can change b1 :/
17:00 <Serenity> you know ive never actually seen an op ban because someone disagrees with them
17:00 <Lumeah> hi PandasDontDrive
17:00 <Maurice> I really don't care if he has issues with me, I'd stop wasting your breath
17:00 <Serenity> even tho we get accused of it a lot
17:00 <Loof> i'll get maurice to do it to me tonight
17:00 <TheRon> more people know the words to khe sanh than out national anthem
17:00 <beehhh> asians will take over your country sooner and thank heaven i wont be there to witness these
17:00 <FredFlinstone> I know
17:00 <FredFlinstone> its sad
17:00 <FredFlinstone> I love fucking asains
17:00 <FredFlinstone> tight
17:00 <TheRon> so tiny
17:00 <beehhh> they love your wealth too by the hour
18:00 <Loof> to show you
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop wasting your bread!
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I want to get to the bottom of his anger
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey lume
18:00 <Maurice> Fuck, I should do it now just to set him off
18:00 <Bastardly_One> bread, give me a sandwich!
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> okay!
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have roast seasoned pork, you want?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> excellent
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> swoit
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ta
18:00 <beehhh> cashin your assest
18:00 <FredFlinstone> nah just my cock
18:00 <beehhh> nice skin
18:00 <beehhh> edible vag
18:00 <beehhh> and so on
19:00 <TheRon> curried snags
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you like being helpful ... it is a good feeling ... this is true
19:00 <TheRon> she was the young american
19:00 <Loof> i never forgive unfair bans
19:00 <Loof> or forget
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that's what I was looking for
19:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a god awful small affair
20:00 <Bastardly_One> to the girl with the mousey hair
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking best song ever
20:00 <Serenity> ive only ever seen you getting banned because you're being rude to people loof
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Life on Mars?
20:00 <Serenity> dont let your dislike for Maurice cloud your vision
20:00 <Loof> everyone is rude
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he means 
20:00 <Loof> i'm just better at it
20:00 <TheRon> maurice is so harmless
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I can be a cunt to you both and not get banned
20:00 <Serenity> you're shit at it
20:00 <Serenity> tbh
20:00 <TheRon> http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/article-1277983001053-0a478ee5000005dc-146519_636x468.jpg
20:00 <TheRon> there you go ladies
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm not sure
21:00 <Loof> not good at upsetting people?
21:00 <Loof> cmon man
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to work it out
21:00 <Loof> dont bullshit me
21:00 <TheRon> ops should have a no dickhead policy
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice is sarcastic
21:00 <Loof> sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
21:00 <Bastardly_One> she's no different to me in that sense 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks cunt
21:00 <Serenity> theres being a cunt to people and theres being out right venemous to get a reaction theres a difference
21:00 <FredFlinstone> thanks
22:00 <TheRon> i prefer toilet humour
22:00 <Maurice> Actually, being sarcastic lets you live longer
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but I disagree because I'm pretty awesome
22:00 <TheRon> fart jokes rule
22:00 <Loof> i've got a low tolerance for boring ppl
22:00 <Loof> or dumbshits
22:00 <Loof> i have to attack
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd die laughing at my parents 24/7 then TheRon
22:00 <Maurice> How does he live with himself then
22:00 <Serenity> but you suck up saemons arse like hes a real person?
22:00 <Serenity> lol
22:00 <Loof> i dont think he's lying
22:00 <TheRon> don't call me daughtrt, not fair to
22:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh burn!
23:00 <Serenity> he IS lying lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> x2
23:00 <Serenity> hes admitted it to john
23:00 <Bastardly_One> he is a lying little fuck
23:00 <TheRon> the game on in perth Serenity ?
23:00 <Loof> johninja?
23:00 <Serenity> yes
23:00 <Loof> i'll ask him
23:00 <TheRon> watching it?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and how come each time I bring it up with Saemon he never wants to discuss it 
23:00 <Serenity> hes admitted it in the channel ffs loof
23:00 <Bastardly_One> one major thing
23:00 <Serenity> when he switched between jkl and saemon
23:00 <Bastardly_One> he would not be on the dole
23:00 <Serenity> you are not that gullible surely
23:00 <A> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/1654064_10151918421902051_1361364644_n.jpg
23:00 <FredFlinstone> I would close her connection too
24:00 <Bastardly_One> if he was in a wheelchair
24:00 <Loof> no i simply am lacking info
24:00 <Serenity> also no TheRon
24:00 <Maurice> And he's tell me I'm dumb
24:00 <Serenity> the came is not on here
24:00 <Serenity> game
24:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd be on the dsp and all last night he is worrying about work for the dole
24:00 <TheRon> can we start on pieter now?
24:00 <TheRon> damn
24:00 <Loof> does theron ever talk about anything besides sport and crappy pub songs?
24:00 <Loof> such a clone
24:00 <Maurice> Better wack him on ignore
24:00 <TheRon> i rule
24:00 <Maurice> God TheRon, you're so boring..
24:00 <TheRon> sorry my bad
24:00 <TheRon> was that meant to be dirty?
24:00 <FredFlinstone> no
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> TheRon if you could do/be anything
24:00 <FredFlinstone> just true
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> what would it be man?
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> or are you content with life as it is :D
24:00 <FredFlinstone> a vagina?
25:00 <Serenity> i want a big fat ass meal of seafood
25:00 <Bastardly_One> better put him on ignore then Loof
25:00 <Loof> he is on ignore
25:00 <Bastardly_One> this is my point
25:00 <Maurice> Half the channel probably is
25:00 <TheRon> i like beer sport and boobs
25:00 <Maurice> I like beer and boobs
25:00 <Bastardly_One> why is it Serenity and I can disagree with you and speak to you forthright yet you go mental when anyone else does it?
25:00 <Maurice> Mostly Serenitys because they're like fluffy pillows
25:00 <Loof> because i like you guys
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the world is not here to humour anyone
25:00 <TheRon> a breast tester 
25:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
25:00 <FredFlinstone> you dirty fucker
25:00 <TheRon> miranda kerr's towel
25:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
25:00 <FredFlinstone> cute face
25:00 <FredFlinstone> body hmmmm
25:00 <FredFlinstone> what about shanes new GF
25:00 <FredFlinstone> ffs
26:00 <Serenity> this might kick me
26:00 <Serenity> [10:36pm] <johninja> nah i have actually spoken to the guy behind the troll a couple of times
26:00 <Serenity> [10:36pm] <@Maurice> He put the other 3 above me
26:00 <Serenity> [10:36pm] <Doodle> i dont think i was even on it
26:00 <Serenity> [10:36pm] <johninja> he's pretty smart
26:00 <Serenity> [10:36pm] <@Maurice> AND I AM FAR SUPERIOR
26:00 <Serenity> [10:36pm] <johninja> just no social skills
26:00 <Serenity> [10:36pm] <johninja> and a shit troll
26:00 <TheRon> rebel rebel you torn your dress and your face is a mess
26:00 <Serenity> [10:36pm] <johninja> he admitted the whole chir thing was a lie
26:00 <Serenity> he meant chair
26:00 <Maurice> Maybe he meant choir
26:00 <FredFlinstone> she is gorgeous
26:00 <TheRon> shane?
26:00 <FredFlinstone> and has tits!
26:00 <TheRon> warne?
26:00 <FredFlinstone> warnee
26:00 <FredFlinstone> yesh
26:00 <TheRon> WARNEY!!
26:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahhaa the best ever bowler
26:00 <FredFlinstone> never to be seen again
26:00 <TheRon> fuck oath
26:00 <FredFlinstone> he was the greatest
27:00 <Loof> right then he's going on my ignore/attack
27:00 <Maurice> Oh ffs
27:00 <Maurice> He needs to get a grip
27:00 <Loof> fuck liars
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
27:00 <TheRon> putin is a better man than loof
27:00 <Maurice> He can probably only read 4 nicks from here
27:00 <Bastardly_One> now you might get why I like talking to Serenity and Maurice so much now
27:00 <Serenity> thats why he gets so pissy when people talk about him lying
27:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone is fucking mental
27:00 <TheRon> what we got now?
27:00 <FredFlinstone> :(
27:00 <FredFlinstone> fast bowlers
27:00 <FredFlinstone> they are good
27:00 <FredFlinstone> but
27:00 <FredFlinstone> he was CRCIKETA
27:00 <TheRon> people think boonie was the best drinker
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and the rest are just liars
28:00 <Serenity> im pretty loopy tbh
28:00 <Loof> sane ppl bore me
28:00 <Maurice> Oh, so thats why I'm boring
28:00 <Loof> theyre just drones
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but you have it together Serenity
28:00 <Maurice> Because I don't have mental issues
28:00 <Serenity> its not cool to be sane anymore
28:00 <TheRon> and she has nice boobs
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd rather be normal than how I am ... being mental isn't a badge of honour
28:00 <FredFlinstone> prolly was
28:00 <TheRon> doug walters was
28:00 <FredFlinstone> i have nfi
28:00 <FredFlinstone> I am not that old
28:00 <FredFlinstone> yet
28:00 <TheRon> the only reason dougie walters is not in the record books is because they ran out of beer and so he had to switch to coke
29:00 <Bastardly_One> it's about fighting each day to better yourself to feel adjusted to the world around you
29:00 <Loof> it's easy to be normal b1, just throw your personality in the bin
29:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not about the world adjusting to you
29:00 <Maurice> Fuckery, my owl fell off the moon again
29:00 <TheRon> damn
29:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I should write a CBT book
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and practice it on myself
29:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
29:00 <TheRon> scotch
29:00 <TheRon> not many people know that
29:00 <beehhh> back
29:00 <FredFlinstone> nup
29:00 <beehhh> filo girls are hot
30:00 <Loof> also maurice's attitude toward weed shits me
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Dr Bastard PhD
30:00 <Maurice> What
30:00 <Serenity> LOL oh what attitude
30:00 <Bastardly_One> what attitude towards weed?
30:00 <Serenity> this will be funny
30:00 <Loof> you're saying she's not against weed?
30:00 <Maurice> Rofl
30:00 <Serenity> HAHAH
30:00 <Bastardly_One> want one Maurice?
30:00 <Serenity> HAHAHAHAHAHA
30:00 <TheRon> i don't smoke weed
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you're a good boy
30:00 <Serenity> sorry cannot answer too busy laughing
30:00 <Maurice> I bet he'll say it was me saying weed with mental issues is bad
30:00 <Loof> oh she must have just been trolling me then
30:00 <Maurice> But it wasnt
30:00 <Loof> either way
30:00 <TheRon> i do drink a bit though
30:00 <FredFlinstone> I hate filo chicks
30:00 <TheRon> you don't get legends like boonie and dougie any more
30:00 <FredFlinstone> no
30:00 <FredFlinstone> you cant and wont
30:00 <Blarp> Boonie is also famous for the flight to London, and drinking 24 stubbies
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oh for fuck sake
30:00 <FredFlinstone> all the fuckin bullshit theses days
30:00 <Bastardly_One> not sport again
30:00 <TheRon> ahh it's 56
30:00 <FredFlinstone> men arent allowed to be men
30:00 <TheRon> at least
31:00 <Maurice> I think Loof secretly loves me
31:00 <Maurice> He's a bit invested
31:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> shoosh
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so, is this from when she was talking one day about 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking enter key
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so as I was saying was this when she said that people with mental issues shouldn't smoke pot?
31:00 <TheRon> loof wants to put maurice up on blocks?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> if she goes up on blocks
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll bid a tenner
31:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: it's about boonies record
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's always about something sport related
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, I am asking a question
32:00 <Loof> goes up on blocks?
32:00 <Loof> wtf does that mean?
32:00 <TheRon> give maurice a grease and oil change?
32:00 <Bastardly_One>  <Bastardly_One> so as I was saying was this when she said that people with mental issues shouldn't smoke pot?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> answer the question
32:00 <TheRon> that question should be on the citizenship test, how many beers did david boon sink on the plane between australia and england
32:00 <FredFlinstone> so indeedy
32:00 <FredFlinstone> too many
32:00 <FredFlinstone> and pissed all over the pilot
32:00 <TheRon> any aussie worth their salt knows that one
32:00 <Kelevra> DARCY
32:00 <TheRon> they had to carry him off the plane
32:00 <[[x]]> 52 i thought
32:00 <Blarp> "Simpson thought somebody had won a card game until the plane’s captain announced Boon had consumed 52 beers."
32:00 <[Maverick]> MEL! 
32:00 <FredFlinstone> with a crane?
32:00 <Kelevra> [Maverick] ya cunt
32:00 <TheRon> 52 seems light
33:00 <Loof> oh yeah that was a bit of it
33:00 <Loof> anti weed freaks shit me bad
33:00 <Serenity> saying that doesnt mean someone is against weed
33:00 <Maurice> HA, never said it you dickbag
33:00 <Serenity> it means they have a brain
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I am in a mood for chat today and everyone is getting questioned today
33:00 <Loof> well you've seen how i'm better on weed
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Wheels is next when he gets here
33:00 <Loof> now see how i am off it
33:00 <Loof> so she's wrong
33:00 <Bastardly_One> what Serenity said 
33:00 <Serenity> what i see is that you have an addiction and an our of control mental problem
33:00 <Serenity> people on meth are better when they have meth too
33:00 <Kelevra> hows it hanging?
33:00 <Kelevra> has it fallen off yet? =P
33:00 <beehhh> barely hanging
33:00 <Blarp> and cans, not stubbies
33:00 <[[x]]> <14TheRon> any aussie worth their salt knows that one - lol
33:00 <[Maverick]> LOL sif fallen off 
33:00 <Serenity> how dare you not come and say hi to me you cunt face
33:00 <[[x]]> wooden eye
33:00 <TheRon> i always thought it was 56\
33:00 <FredFlinstone> 52
33:00 <FredFlinstone> damn
33:00 <TheRon> damn
34:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, it's the one thing I want to get rid of 
34:00 <Loof> addiction implies weed is harmful
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm addicted to the bong more than the pot though
34:00 <Serenity> addiction means its addiction
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
34:00 <Loof> no it means harmful
34:00 <TheRon> is there life on mars?
34:00 <Loof> want a bet?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> it is harmful though over long term
34:00 <Loof> no
34:00 <Bastardly_One> it stores in the fat deposits of your brain
34:00 <Loof> so does food
34:00 <Serenity> and its hardful to those with mental conditions
34:00 <Loof> no it isn't
34:00 <FredFlinstone> what a ledge
34:00 <beehhh> old farts
34:00 <[[x]]> get off my lawn
34:00 <FredFlinstone> cop that!
34:00 <beehhh> chap asked me once how its done i reply go figure it out
34:00 <Blarp> It was in a 24 hour 3 leg flight
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and affects your memory for one thing
35:00 <Serenity> hardful?
35:00 <Serenity> wtf am i even saying
35:00 <Maurice> Here we go again
35:00 <TheRon> linked to mouth and throat cancer
35:00 <Maurice> Next time he rants it'll be me saying all this again
35:00 <Loof> it's less harmful than coffee
35:00 <Bastardly_One> now here this out but it's going to sound hippy like
35:00 <Serenity> Addiction is the continued repetition of a behavior despite adverse consequences,[1] or a neurological impairment leading to such behaviors.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> know what it does to people like us?
35:00 <Serenity> that its the definition
35:00 <Serenity> now we have that out of the way
35:00 <Bastardly_One> it turns our aura to swiss cheese
35:00 <Loof> adverse consequences = harm
35:00 <Bastardly_One> let's "bad" shit in 
35:00 <Loof> harmful
35:00 <Serenity> its like talking to an infant
35:00 <Loof> her we go, get personal
35:00 <Maurice> Even then they can be taught
35:00 <Loof> lame
35:00 <TheRon> thats why i think 52 is light on
35:00 <beehhh> find your mummy in a whore house
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, did Loof finally get his perm ban or is it just a normal one?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it is not fucking good for mental conditions
36:00 <Serenity> theres nothing personal about it
36:00 <TheRon> let's talk footy
36:00 <Serenity> you are being a dickhead
36:00 <Bastardly_One> as the doctor said last friday being a cunt
36:00 <Loof> calling me an infant/dickhead is persnoal
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> so nice out
36:00 <Loof> lmao
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> perfect for a walk
36:00 <Serenity> if you are going to deny marijuana has any effects on the body and mind
36:00 <Serenity> you are an ignorant moron
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^ yep
36:00 <Bastardly_One> his exact words were, "you know marijuana abuse can bring on drug psychosis"
36:00 <Loof> personal again
36:00 <TheRon> weed can give you cancer, in the ass
36:00 <Serenity> no personal would be picking something personal out about you and using it against you
36:00 <Serenity> i didnt do that
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that cunt needs a smack in the mouth but that's another story
36:00 <TheRon> bring loof back we'll hang shit on him it'll be great
36:00 <Blarp> However Boon refuses to speak about it... 
36:00 <beehhh> thou it was shithouse
36:00 <Maurice> It's not good if he can't see what we say, TheRon
36:00 <Blarp> Speaking of drinking, my Bourbon is empty :( I'll have to get another
36:00 <TheRon> damn
37:00 <Serenity> i commented on the way you are conversing
37:00 <Maurice> Serenity is just stating facts
37:00 <Serenity> which is like a child
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I
37:00 <Loof> try googling is weed harmful
37:00 <Loof> try reading
37:00 <Bastardly_One> am going for a wee
37:00 <Loof> past the first to results
37:00 <Loof> you're just brainwashed by the government
37:00 <Maurice> Google it then go to page 7
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and you got defensive as soon as I asked a simple question you still cannot answer
37:00 <Loof> in america it's medicine
37:00 <Loof> used for depression
37:00 <Serenity> why is he going off on his own tangents
37:00 <ShadowLurker> lololol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I need a pee
37:00 <Serenity> when no one is talking about that
37:00 <TheRon> let's try it another way, name the health benefits of weed
37:00 <Bastardly_One> used for depression?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it really helps me 
37:00 <Maurice> Careful guys, you'll be on ignore soon
37:00 <beehhh> you guys only understand me when i say bad stuff only
37:00 <TheRon> i still say dougie walters actually holds the record
37:00 <beehhh> you should have a second key
37:00 <Blarp> TheRon, officially yes, unofficially no :P
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I still say who cares?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> not!
38:00 <Maurice> I wonder if ShadowLurker is on the list
38:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... wee time
38:00 <Loof> it's not a tangent
38:00 <Loof> cuntox
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ShadowLurker is on my ignore
38:00 <Serenity> it is a tangent
38:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hate that cunt
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> you can be tested for the three types of genes connected with smoking weed and your chances of developing psychosis
38:00 <Loof> no it isn't
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> and other peoblems
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he disagreed with me once!
38:00 <Serenity> when you're putting your own spin onto what someone is saying its a tangent
38:00 <ShadowLurker> good
38:00 <Bastardly_One> so he went on ignore!
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> anybody can get the test done
38:00 <Loof> i'm making the point that it's not harmful
38:00 <Maurice> I have exactly 0 people on ignore
38:00 <Loof> and that it is medicine in other countries
38:00 <Bastardly_One> same Maurice
38:00 <Serenity> no one was talking about it being harmful
38:00 <Serenity> you were
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have that rat smooworm on ignore
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I need this pee and yeah
38:00 <beehhh> people started to forget things over ti,e
38:00 <TheRon> unaustralian
38:00 <Blarp> Mind you, I say that most serious drinking aussies I know, could drink more than either of them
39:00 <Maurice> I consider it a win for me when someone puts me on ignore
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> and Serenity
39:00 <Loof> well if you agree it's not harmful
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> >:)
39:00 <Loof> then i'm happy
39:00 <Loof> :)
39:00 <Maurice> Bipolar much
39:00 <Serenity> but its not black and white like that so i cant agree with it
39:00 <Serenity> to say its never harmed anyone is just ridiculous
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> weed is harmful
39:00 <Maurice> Oh here we go
39:00 <Loof> 0 deaths
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's not safe to inhale any type of smoke
39:00 <Loof> say that about grog
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> it still fucks with your lungs.
39:00 <TheRon> what would be the toilet situation of that trip to england??
39:00 <beehhh> just for a silly fine beging locked up in your own continent, prisons are overcrowded
39:00 <Blarp> One of my beer drinking friends, usually drinks two cartons in a single night, so he's up to 48 and still only 12 hours in
39:00 <beehhh> Kelevra both of brothers should be out of prison by now, have they
40:00 <Serenity> it can cause cancer of the throat and mouth like breathing in any smoke.
40:00 <Loof> why smoke it?
40:00 <Loof> that's stupid
40:00 <Saemon> omfg what is this current govt doing
40:00 <Serenity> he can aid mental illness and cause psychsis in people already predisposed
40:00 <Loof> vape/eat it
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> Loof doesn't understand that statistic come from studies including surveys
40:00 <Serenity> which you are proof of
40:00 <Saemon> budget cuts to welfare, pensions, students education, public job slashes
40:00 <Serenity> fuck off saemon
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> and just because there isnt a reported death, doesn't mean there hasn't been one. and if there has, the chances are there have been more.
40:00 <Saemon> and yet, they can fork out 60 million dollars
40:00 <Serenity> we're having a discussion
40:00 <Serenity> shut up
40:00 <TheRon> see thats why i thinks it's more 56 than 52
40:00 <beehhh> crime sentence cut short due to lack of cells
40:00 <Blarp> mind you, it's the beer part thats the problem
41:00 <Loof> Serenity i see you're nice and brainwashed like every other clone
41:00 <Saemon> to search for a plane, why cant malaysia do that?
41:00 <Maurice> HAHAHA
41:00 <Saemon> oh sorry Serenity
41:00 <Serenity> loof you are presumptuous and making a dick of yourself
41:00 <Loof> well this is me off weed
41:00 <TheRon> good times
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> Serenity, I know you know this already lol, but, it's an uphill battle with Loof.
41:00 <Loof> full of hate
41:00 <Serenity> i know that
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> he needs to believe it
41:00 <Serenity> but i have nothing else to do right now
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
41:00 <Serenity> thats because you need HELP
41:00 <TheRon> did boonie start in the transit lounge?
41:00 <beehhh> when I think of nothing im at a peace
41:00 <Blarp> something with some caffiene in it, and you could go for longer
41:00 <FredFlinstone> Rolling Stones
42:00 <Serenity> but you refuse it
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> HALP!
42:00 <TheRon> 30 mins before the footy i think i can squeeze another can in
42:00 <Loof> if i keep this up you'll get a good example of a maurice ban
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> he needs Liam Neeson.
42:00 <Maurice> Hang on
42:00 <Serenity> yes you will get yourself banned for being an asshole
42:00 <Maurice> He said I only ban him AFTER I abuse him
42:00 <Serenity> not because shes doing something wrong
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Associations have also been found between marijuana use and other mental health problems, such as depression, anxiety, suicidal thoughts among adolescents, and personality disturbances, including a lack of motivation to engage in typically rewarding activities. More research is still needed to confirm and better understand these linkages.
42:00 <Loof> i'm not the one getting personal
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> hang on to Maurice's strong hand chiilld
42:00 <TheRon> i need morgan freeman to explain all this shit to me
42:00 <Maurice> I can't abuse him if he can't read it
42:00 <Serenity> no one has said anything personal about you loof
42:00 <Serenity> stop being petulant
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> he has you on ignore aswell Maurice?
42:00 <Loof> nice bit of government propaganda there b1
42:00 <Maurice> Yep
42:00 <Maurice> Because I'm boring
42:00 <Loof> well done
42:00 <FredFlinstone> I cant get no satisfaction
42:00 <FredFlinstone> cos I tried
42:00 <Blarp> Apparntly Marsh's attempt he was drinking at sydney airport and in the transit lounge
42:00 <beehhh> when they told me they will cut my dick i thought they were trying to scare me i postpond for extra few days
43:00 <Lumeah> :P
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> I don't agree with his weed religion so I'm on ignore
43:00 <TheRon> QOTSA - no one knows
43:00 <Saemon> fuck morgan freeman
43:00 <Saemon> james earl jones is the man
43:00 <Saemon> he can narrate my daily life
43:00 <Serenity> personal would be picking something about your family like or appearance or using your child against you
43:00 <TheRon> fucking love this song
43:00 <Serenity> no one has done that
43:00 <Serenity> family life*
43:00 <Loof> bullshit
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> personal!
43:00 <Serenity> feel free to scroll back to when this discussion started
43:00 <Loof> bullshit bullshit
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't pick on those beautiful bulls :(
43:00 <TheRon> morgan freeman explains convoluted shit
43:00 <Serenity> then youre more than welcome to apologise
43:00 <Loof> you were getting personal
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> all muscular and yummy
43:00 <TheRon> how good is the warrick todd diaries
43:00 <TheRon> packing for the long trip ahaed
43:00 <TheRon> about 12 slabs of fosters
44:00 <Serenity> no i said you were acting like an infant
44:00 <Saemon> explain this TheRon
44:00 <Loof> calling someone a moron/infant is personal lol
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> Serenity why are you getting so personal man? WHEEYYY MAANN WHEY
44:00 <Serenity> well its not
44:00 <Serenity> its attacking your behavious
44:00 <Serenity> its not a personal attack against your character
44:00 <Serenity> now you're just arguing for the sake of it
44:00 <Loof> so is calling someone a pedo, it's attacking their behaviour
44:00 <Loof> it's personal
44:00 <Blarp> LoL just read that there have been several attempts to bet that 52
44:00 <TheRon> they don't allow that now
45:00 <Loof> so what's the diff?
45:00 <Serenity> what......
45:00 <Maurice> Uhm
45:00 <Loof> i'm not saying you called me one
45:00 <Loof> get that out of your mind and read again
45:00 <Serenity> i didnt say that
45:00 <Serenity> stop making things up
45:00 <Loof> you were about to
45:00 <Serenity> far out
45:00 <Serenity> no i wasnt
45:00 <Loof> it's what you were thinking
45:00 <Serenity> i said what
45:00 <Maurice> Yeah I can see how calling someone a child or a pedo are equal
45:00 <Serenity> because it doesnt make sense
45:00 <Loof> yeah but you're predictable
45:00 <Loof> as
45:00 <Serenity> i wasnt even thinking it
45:00 <TheRon> saemon explain this, if dolphins are so smart how come they keep getting caught in those nets??
45:00 <Loof> ok
45:00 <Serenity> dont insult me to give your balls a tingle
45:00 <Blarp> including the English World Cup rugby team, with Mike Tindall coming close at 50
45:00 <TheRon> nice
45:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: it's not about sport at all
46:00 <Saemon> TheRon easy
46:00 <Serenity> you know nothing about me or how i behave so dont assume
46:00 <Loof> oh now i'm being insulting?
46:00 <Loof> lol
46:00 <Loof> funny
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> Serenity call it a friendly critiquing of his oblivious behavior and uneducated rhetoric, all to do with characteristics
46:00 <Saemon> i dont think dolphines are smart at all
46:00 <Maurice> Loof is getting personal
46:00 <Serenity> yes assuming i talk like you is insulting
46:00 <Maurice> Uh oh
46:00 <Loof> wtf
46:00 <Saemon> they get trapped in nets cause they're dumb
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon shutup lol
46:00 <Serenity> and trying to talk while Saemon is here fucking up the convo is pointless
46:00 <Serenity> so lets just leave it until he fucks off
46:00 <TheRon> it's about the 52 cans
46:00 <[[x]]> oi oi oi
46:00 <[[x]]> :)
46:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh it's about drinking ... another boring topic ... getting off your face
46:00 <Blarp> “You can rest assured David Boon’s record is still standing,”Tindall’s centre partner, Will Greenwood, said later. “Tinds had a real go at it but we wanted to leave the Aussies with at least one title to hand on to.” 
46:00 <TheRon> lol yeah right
47:00 <Loof> i just feel like putting you on ignore
47:00 <Loof> the way you backtrack
47:00 <Maurice> Loof has him on ignore so it'll just be you two conversing
47:00 <Serenity> well fucking do it
47:00 <Loof> makes me ill
47:00 <Saemon> im just responding to TheRon
47:00 <Serenity> but it wont stop you getting yourself banned
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> PS. Liam Neeson has big Dildo Fingers
47:00 <Saemon> he asked me a question
47:00 <Serenity> and i never back tracked once
47:00 <Loof> ok
47:00 <Loof> lol
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> If I were a chick I would want one inside me.
47:00 <Loof> i cbf
47:00 <Loof> with lies
47:00 <Serenity> you've got such a warped sense of your own mind and its fucking shits me
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> <Mew> how good is waking up with cock in you<Mew> how good is waking up with cock in you
47:00 <Maurice> Brace yourself
47:00 <Serenity> god hes insolent
48:00 <Maurice> It really would have just been you two on his screen just then
48:00 <TheRon> sorry but loof was being a dick
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I suppose I kind of started it 
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> well, he's already in the first stage of psychosis
48:00 <Maurice> How does he figure everyone else has the problems when hes got so many on ignore
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> he knows it, he's just denying it
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's scared dude.
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> people act that way when they're scared.
48:00 <Maurice> It's ok, I'm just reinforcing the fact I abused him and when he tried to defend himself, I banned him..
48:00 <Blarp> One of the things I loved about aussie cricket in the 80s full of characters, and absolutely no pc to be seen, they were who they were
48:00 <TheRon> nope
48:00 <TheRon> andrew symonds was the last
49:00 <Bastardly_One> how can I put this 
49:00 <couleurs> good 2 c u idiets finally noticed Loof is a retarded
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
49:00 <Serenity> i really dont like being called a liar
49:00 <Bastardly_One> a couple of people here know I am trying to fight the fight as such as I see it
49:00 <TheRon> like the game mon night couleurs ?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and denial really pisses me off
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> Fight the fight of your life
49:00 <Serenity> he has a really over inflated sense of his own intelligence that guy
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> Live and Die on this day.
49:00 <TheRon> maybe warner
49:00 <Blarp> and having a PM who was a complete sports nut... "Any boss who sacks a worker for not turning up today is a bum." 
50:00 <TheRon> fight for your right to party
50:00 <couleurs> what game Ron...
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and I told him once when I noticed Maurice had a beef with him and his exact response was "so she says"
50:00 <TheRon> aus vs sa
50:00 <TheRon> 1-1
50:00 <Bastardly_One> we all fucking know he did what he did at the time as it was the Christmas episode he had
50:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One dont be a lemon, be a ROSEBUD!!
50:00 <couleurs> oh, i didn't even bother watching it soz
50:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up Saemon you're next
50:00 <Saemon> haha Goldberg reference
50:00 <TheRon> i love hawkey
50:00 <Blarp> :D
50:00 <TheRon> see him scull the beer at the ashes
50:00 <Blarp> Politics hasn't been the same since he left
50:00 <Blarp> yeah, the yard glass 
50:00 <TheRon> nobody could play cricket
51:00 <TheRon> a good attacking game
51:00 <Bastardly_One> so, why the act? what do you achieve coming on here pretending?
51:00 <couleurs> just waiting for the real thing to start...
51:00 <TheRon> one more practice game and then into it
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh couleurs ... I finally completed the kart races! gold in all three
51:00 <TheRon> hawkey at least knew what he was doing
51:00 <TheRon> hawkey was my highlight of the ashes
51:00 <Blarp> ummm so in more recent news.. apparently Muslims in Malaysia have called for a Jihad on Cadbury
52:00 <TheRon> aussie aussie aussie and all that
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd much rather an answer to the question Saemon
52:00 <TheRon> i think germany will make the final
52:00 <Saemon> WOOOOC WOOO OH OHHHH WOOOO OH OH OHHHHHHH
52:00 <TheRon> basing that on the fact they were young at the last world cup
52:00 <[[x]]> " and if you don't believe me I'll put a jihad on you "
52:00 <TheRon> nikky` don't mention last night, it never happened ok
53:00 <Serenity> its actually not funny Saemon
53:00 <couleurs> yeah the karts are tricky, i did one race and i came 2nd i think and went back to the goodwin uphill climb
53:00 <TheRon> so much sport next month
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> this whole conversation leaves me feeling a little empty and then I'm reminded of a wonderful quote 
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> you might like it Serenity :P
53:00 <TheRon> soccer cricket cycling tennis
53:00 <couleurs> u beautey
53:00 <TheRon> and yes i went around to her place and gave her a good seeing to, :)
53:00 <Nikky`> lol agreed
54:00 <TheRon> bloody oath
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> posted it on my timeline :P
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you want to know why I supposedly turned Saemon it's because I lost pity as soon as you turned into a story teller
54:00 <TheRon> i love le tour
54:00 <Bastardly_One> now answer the question
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^ghostface
54:00 <Saemon> you want the truth?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> so, why the act? what do you achieve coming on here pretending?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> NOW ANSWERE THE QUESTION!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas, yeah but shhhhhhhhhh
54:00 <Saemon> do you really want the truth, Bastardly_One?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> we all do ... and yes we can handle it 
55:00 <TheRon> he can't handle the truth
55:00 <Saemon> YOU CANT HSNDLE THE TRUTH1!
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY NICK!
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
55:00 <Serenity> like i said before
55:00 <Saemon> fuuuuk you TheRon u stole my thunder
55:00 <Serenity> he should be banned for being a troll
55:00 <Serenity> everything about him is fake
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so, it's just like Loof
55:00 <TheRon> yep i do that
55:00 <Saemon> handle*
55:00 <Bastardly_One> no answers when confronted
55:00 <Saemon> ok ok answers
55:00 <TheRon> i can't get to sleep, i think about the implications of diving in too deep and possibly the complications
56:00 <Saemon> what do i think i achieve?
56:00 <Saemon> nothing
56:00 <Saemon> im just really a bored and lonely person
56:00 <TheRon> he's got the whole world in his hands
56:00 <Serenity> here he goes
56:00 <Serenity> bullshitting again
56:00 <Saemon> nothing else goin on in my life so i come on here to entertain myself
56:00 <Saemon> thats all it is. no consipracy im not communist im not a russian spy
56:00 <Nikky`> Hey ITaL^GuY :o)
56:00 <ITaL^GuY> hi Nikky` :)
56:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
56:00 <Nikky`> How are you my lovely one?
57:00 <TheRon> WE THE PWOPLW!
57:00 <Saemon> im just a bored guy.
57:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon is it wrong I walk into a room with the Big Show theme playing in my head? :P
57:00 <TheRon> WE THE PEOPLE!
57:00 <Saemon> WE THE PEOPLE!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> for fuck sake
57:00 <Serenity> we dont live in america
57:00 <Bastardly_One> back to the topic
57:00 <Serenity> stop being a dick
57:00 <Bastardly_One> sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
57:00 <Saemon> <Serenity> we dont live in america
57:00 <Saemon> omg
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so, why the act? what do you achieve coming on here pretending?
57:00 <Saemon> u get the referecne sez
57:00 <Saemon> you know about WWE! :DDD
57:00 <ITaL^GuY> im good
57:00 <ITaL^GuY> how are you?
57:00 <ITaL^GuY> been a while
57:00 <TheRon> lover lover you don't treat me no good no more
57:00 <Blarp> You ain't thinking about me
57:00 <TheRon> sorry
57:00 <Blarp> d'oh
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm afraid I've got some bad news
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna be like a dog with a bone on this
58:00 <Saemon> there is no bad news, if you
58:00 <Saemon> Bo-lieve
58:00 <Bastardly_One> now answer the question properly
58:00 <Saemon> you can achieve any of your dreams
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be back on Loof when his ban is lifted too
58:00 <TheRon> it's bo time
58:00 <Nikky`> It has been awhile and i'm good
58:00 <TheRon> cricket stories are th best stories
59:00 <Saemon> ahahahahahahahahaha......#melbourne, we're here.
59:00 <Serenity> god my shoulder hurts
59:00 <gremlinz> float like a butterfly sting like a bo-bo-bo-booo
59:00 <Saemon> dum duum dom duum doom
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't even need to go to my other name to prove I am the only hound of justice 
59:00 <TheRon> a bloke faces dennis lillee, has three swings and misses, dennis says, "you just hold the bat there i'll hit it!"
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll keep repeating the same question over and over too
00:00 <Serenity> fuck im so looking forward to a sleep in tomorrow
00:00 <TheRon> WOOOOOOO!
00:00 <Saemon> SHIElD.
00:00 <Aleksander> lol
00:00 <Saemon> OPPS
00:00 <Aleksander> Believe in the shield
00:00 <Saemon> opps
01:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One is waiting in the ring i mean
01:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me dead
01:00 <Saemon> lol Aleksander
01:00 <Saemon> u a fellow fan?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you people are fucking lost
01:00 <TheRon> RUSEV!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> look at his name dickwad 
01:00 <Saemon> RUSEV, CRRRRRRRUUUUS@@@@
01:00 <TheRon> the ravishing russian lana
01:00 <Saemon> her and paige
01:00 <Aleksander> Saemon: put him in an ankle lock
01:00 <TheRon> i would
01:00 <TheRon> san antonio won today 3-2 up it's a good day
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you two need a grip on reality
02:00 <Saemon> i would drink their liquid shit
02:00 <Saemon> like a fucken milkshake
02:00 <TheRon> bit too far
02:00 <Aleksander> Bolieve
02:00 <Saemon> oh ok awks
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Paige needs a good meal
02:00 <TheRon> alicia fox has been funny
02:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking anorexic screaming freak
02:00 <Saemon> shes hot
02:00 <TheRon> paige needs a good tan
02:00 <Aleksander> I find Alicia Fox incredibly attractive
02:00 <Saemon> i like how she pours beer all over herself
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and a good meal
02:00 <Elmo> spirit
02:00 <Elmo> feeling
02:00 <Elmo> spirit 
03:00 <Aleksander> lol
03:00 <Aleksander> The hounds of justice
03:00 <TheRon> mr blue sky please tell us why
03:00 <Nikky`> fingers
03:00 <Elmo> ooh its Nikky`
03:00 <Nikky`> spirit fingers
03:00 <Elmo> lol
03:00 <Nikky`> It is me
03:00 <Nikky`> Who might Elmo be?
04:00 <Aleksander> Popular opinion has it Roman Reigns turns heel at this weekends ppv
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
04:00 <Bastardly_One> no comment
04:00 <TheRon> behold the king, the king of kings
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> thinking of having a poem tat done
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I can honestly tell you if that is true of not Aleksander
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but no comment
04:00 <Aleksander> Bow down to the, bow down to the king
04:00 <Saemon> nah Aleksander reigns is being built up to be the next top babyface
04:00 <Aleksander> Bastardly_One: I hope not
04:00 <Saemon> if anything, ambrose would be the next heel
04:00 <Saemon> out of the shield
04:00 <Aleksander> Yeah I thought Ambrose too
04:00 <cYbR> sup melbs
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Aleksander, I told you no comment because I hate spoilers
04:00 <FredFlinstone> some prick
04:00 <Nikky`> I see
05:00 <TheRon> 5 mins FredFlinstone 
05:00 <FredFlinstone> woohoo
05:00 <Saemon> Aleksander in case you didnt know
05:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh Ambrose and Rollins are the two that came in together
05:00 <Aleksander> Bastardly_One:  what about the streak?
05:00 <TheRon> carn the cats
05:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One reckons he knows jeryy the king lawler
05:00 <Aleksander> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
05:00 <TheRon> and dutch mantel
05:00 <Saemon> and that the WWE sends him scripts every week
05:00 <Aleksander> Apparently
05:00 <Aleksander> yes
05:00 <TheRon> who's getting fingered?
05:00 <Nikky`> Not me
05:00 <TheRon> damn
05:00 <Blarp> hmmm should I download and play Wolfenstein: The new order?
06:00 <Saemon> and future scripts of raw, all their creative plans and stuff
06:00 <Aleksander> But he promised us, that Brock Lesnar would not beat the streak
06:00 <Bastardly_One> actually dickhead they're scripted 6mths before
06:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I didn't I said wait and see
06:00 <Saemon> Aleksander that was jsut a good guess
06:00 <Bastardly_One> what a tard way to retire hi though
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *him
06:00 <Aleksander> You promised us
06:00 <Aleksander> yes
06:00 <Saemon> any fan would know that undertaker doesnt have much left in him
06:00 <Saemon> i would have guess that he would lose the streak as well
06:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously what a fucked way to retire the best thing ever
06:00 <Saemon> and promised you that he was gona lose
06:00 <TheRon> i dunno
07:00 <Bastardly_One> from the Mark Callus days
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Master of Pain
07:00 <Bastardly_One> first Undertaker incarnation
07:00 <Aleksander> The best part of wrestlemania was stone cold and the rock bagging hogan
07:00 <Saemon> lol oh yeah
07:00 <Bastardly_One> absolute god send to WWe
07:00 <Saemon> silverdome
07:00 <Saemon> lolol
07:00 <Saemon> that was awesome
07:00 <Aleksander> And when Stonecold, said "if you want old stone cold to open a can of whoop ass on hulk Hogan, give me a hell yeah"
07:00 <FredFlinstone> byeee gonna watch the footy peeps
07:00 <Aleksander> and the crowd all said
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and retired like a piece of shit 
07:00 <Aleksander> "hell yeah"
07:00 <Aleksander> I couldn't stop laughing
07:00 <Blarp> oooo Mythbusters episode about making moonshine
07:00 <Kelevra> [18:39:47] <beehhh> Kelevra both of brothers should be out of prison by now, have they
07:00 <Kelevra> neither are
08:00 <Saemon> its a shame a match between them never happened
08:00 <Saemon> could have easily occured in 2002
08:00 <Aleksander> The Rocks says know your damn role
08:00 <Saemon> but stone cold said both their egos were too high at that time
08:00 <Aleksander> yes
08:00 <Aleksander> Well
08:00 <Aleksander> remember stone cold was going to lose to brock
08:00 <Aleksander> so he walked out
08:00 <Saemon> yep
08:00 <Elmo> all me mates are in jail
09:00 <Saemon> cm punk pulled a stone cold
09:00 <Aleksander> Kurt Angle soon to return
09:00 <Aleksander> even the TNA crowd don't leave to him
09:00 <Aleksander> yes
09:00 <Saemon> awesome angle could still go
09:00 <Saemon> he's a beast
09:00 <Aleksander> The crowd will nut it when his music hits
09:00 <Aleksander> medal
09:00 <Saemon> i like his original wwf theme
09:00 <Saemon> YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK
09:00 <Kelevra> hey mate got a 50?
09:00 <TheRon> i know nobody thats in jail
09:00 <Kelevra> I'll do you a bag for 25
09:00 <Elmo> lol
09:00 <Kelevra> EXCITEMENT
09:00 <Elmo> who wants weed?
09:00 <Elmo> i will hook yas up
09:00 <Elmo> 1.5 sticks
09:00 <Kelevra> TheRon I could show you some funny shit
09:00 <Elmo> 3.5 50s
09:00 <Elmo> i run this
09:00 <TheRon> somewhere deep inside, somethings got a hold on you.....
10:00 <Saemon> lol
10:00 <Aleksander> He kept telling the crowd off one time coming out to you suck chants, he kept going back and trying to start his walk about again
10:00 <Aleksander> so funny
10:00 <Saemon> lool
10:00 <Saemon> this must have been in his early wwf days
10:00 <Aleksander> just before he left
10:00 <Saemon> shit was awesome back then
10:00 <Aleksander> 2006
10:00 <Elmo> the call me Elmo Esco
10:00 <TheRon> thats why i tell you, you'd better be home soon
10:00 <Kelevra> TheRon i love you.
10:00 <Kelevra> are you kiwi?
10:00 <Elmo> TheRon is like a big puppy
10:00 <TheRon> everyone does
10:00 <Elmo> sure sometimes he drools everywhere
10:00 <Elmo> but you have tolove him
10:00 <Kelevra> crowded house is like..
11:00 <Saemon> oh
11:00 <Saemon> he was funniest for me around early 2000s
11:00 <Aleksander> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUznW0sx4eE <--- that one Saemon 
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kurt Angle Finaly Crack Up The "You Sucks" (Nov 8, 2008) 8:27 - Category: Entertainment - 418,824 views - 1,553 likes (97.2%), 44 dislikes (2.8%)
11:00 <Aleksander> I cant stop laughing when I watch it
11:00 <TheRon> thank you
11:00 <Kelevra> I want them to live forever
11:00 <Kelevra> but no.
11:00 <Kelevra> same with the black sorrows
11:00 <TheRon> not since hester
11:00 <Kelevra> yeah it's pretty sad hey
11:00 <TheRon> yeah
11:00 <Kelevra> fkn let's all do it in a park
11:00 <Kelevra> so shameful
12:00 <Aleksander> hes so funny
12:00 <Saemon> lol awesome
12:00 <Aleksander> and angry at the same time
12:00 <Saemon> i like how they concluded eric bischoff's time in the company, threw him into a garbage truck
12:00 <Saemon> the history behind it is so epic
12:00 <Saemon> monday night wars, head of wcw, beat wwe in the ratings
12:00 <Kelevra> anyway
12:00 <TheRon> not sure what you mean by that?
12:00 <Kelevra> whens the pies game?
12:00 <Kelevra> one of the guys from crowded house hung himself in a park.
12:00 <Kelevra> a man with his kids found him.
12:00 <Kelevra> pretty piggish/selfish act
12:00 <TheRon> yes i know, but lets all do it in the park sound slike an orgy
13:00 <Saemon> wwe bought wcw
13:00 <Saemon> then bought eric in, and finally full circle victory for vince macmahon
13:00 <Aleksander> lol
13:00 <Saemon> throwing the former head of wcw into the trash
13:00 <Aleksander> yes
13:00 <Aleksander> I know
13:00 <Aleksander> I thought that was a bit harsh
13:00 <Kelevra> nah I didn't mean it like that, get your head out of the gutter gary
13:00 <TheRon> my bad
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmm
13:00 <Kelevra> GARY GARY GARY get your head out the gutter
13:00 <Elmo> its life
13:00 <Elmo> people die
13:00 <TheRon> no gary no
13:00 <Nikky`> Its never out of the gutter tho
13:00 <Bastardly_One> actually the Paul Hester hanging himself in the park was pretty sad
13:00 <simba> gazza
13:00 <Elmo> no gary no
14:00 <Saemon> but it was actually bischoff who came up with it
14:00 <Aleksander> oh really?
14:00 <Saemon> he says so on steve austins podcast
14:00 <Aleksander> Cena threw him in the bin
14:00 <Aleksander> ah
14:00 <Saemon> john cena was the one who was supposed to do it
14:00 <Saemon> but bischoff was like, no, it has to be vince to be the one to do it, just think of all the history
14:00 <Kelevra> Bastardly_One ty
14:00 <Kelevra> it was a very sad day for me
14:00 <TheRon> i'd rather go motorboating
14:00 <TheRon> but it;s just me
14:00 <Elmo> yeh look
14:00 <Kelevra> I really like the band and hest went through alot but to do it in a park
15:00 <Saemon> it would be full circle
15:00 <Aleksander> Do you remember when Vince came down the the ring and blew out both his knees?
15:00 <Saemon> he thinks of business first, ego and pride second, i give him credit for that
15:00 <Saemon> LOL oh yeah
15:00 <Aleksander> Eric?
15:00 <Aleksander> yeah hes good like that
15:00 <Kelevra> so sad and so lonely
15:00 <Elmo> paul was pretty sad
15:00 <Elmo> nobody to talk too
15:00 <Elmo> about his pain
15:00 <TheRon> paul always had demons
15:00 <Kelevra> look it's just sad period
15:00 <Elmo> i guess he did it the way he did to raise awareness
15:00 <Elmo> like "fuck you let me down cunts"
15:00 <Kelevra> they're one of my favourite bands
15:00 <Elmo> they are quite good
15:00 <TheRon> pete murray - so beautiful
16:00 <Saemon> comes down all angry n shit slides in the ring and then wham
16:00 <Saemon> both his legs are out
16:00 <Aleksander> lol
16:00 <Aleksander> Amazing
16:00 <Saemon> but to vince's credit, he kept on with business
16:00 <Aleksander> Apparently that's a very hard injury to rehab too
16:00 <Aleksander> yes
16:00 <Aleksander> I know
16:00 <Aleksander> starts yelling at the wrestlers
16:00 <Aleksander> even though he couldn't stand
16:00 <Saemon> lol yeah but looks silly as hell as he was on the floor
16:00 <Elmo> a working class hero is something to be
16:00 <Kelevra> love them but I hate russel crow so there goes 'kiwis stick together shit'
16:00 <TheRon> lennon
16:00 <Elmo> lol
16:00 <Elmo> yep
16:00 <Kelevra> but I'm not full kiwi
16:00 <Elmo> why h8 russ?
16:00 <TheRon> hester was melbourne
16:00 <Elmo> fighting round the world
16:00 <Kelevra> he's a fucking dickhead
16:00 <Elmo> he's alright
17:00 <Aleksander> lol yes
17:00 <Saemon> ppl who dont know would be like "err why isnt he standing up when he's tellin them off?"
17:00 <Aleksander> I wish that shit with Orton and Kennedy didn't go down
17:00 <Aleksander> I liked Kennedy
17:00 <Saemon> ah yeah
17:00 <couleurs> GAY CHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:00 <Aleksander> yeah ahah that's it
17:00 <Saemon> he's being wasted in tna
17:00 <Saemon> mr anderson
17:00 <Saemon> lolz
17:00 <Aleksander> very much so
17:00 <Aleksander> What do you think of Willow?
17:00 <Elmo> just a bit of a lariken
17:00 <Kelevra> listen to frenzel rhomb
17:00 <Kelevra> they have a song about his assery
17:00 <TheRon> you are not my friend
17:00 <Elmo> he shouldn't have to be a proper person just because he is famouse
17:00 <Kelevra> no one likes the cunt cept wankers
17:00 <TheRon> never ever ever again
17:00 <Elmo> like everyone hasn't punched out a cabbie
17:00 <Elmo> and thrown a phone t a desk clerk
17:00 <Elmo> its part of life
17:00 <Kelevra> TheRon my god I love you more!
17:00 <TheRon> dear god
17:00 <Kelevra> crushville.02
18:00 <Saemon> i dont like it
18:00 <Aleksander> I know it's just Jeff Hardy in a mask, but he's kind of freaky
18:00 <Saemon> never was a fan of the hardys anyway
18:00 <Aleksander> Yeah I understand
18:00 <Aleksander> When he came out high in TNA to face sting
18:00 <Aleksander> I lost a lot of respect for him
18:00 <Saemon> definately
18:00 <Aleksander> Worse than Scott Hall
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you know how they're all supposedly straight edged?
18:00 <Saemon> was so awkward to watch
18:00 <Elmo> look his band is shit
18:00 <Elmo> so is mine
18:00 <Elmo> lets just move on
18:00 <Kelevra> I fkn hate the cunt
18:00 <Kelevra> seen his house in sydney
18:00 <TheRon> the handbags and the gladrags that your poor old grandad had to sweat to buy
18:00 <Elmo> i think if you met russ you would find him a good bloke
18:00 <Elmo> i will introduce you sometime
18:00 <Kelevra> it's what.. a notch of what I had in maribyrnong
19:00 <Aleksander> At least Scott could half perform
19:00 <Saemon> sting was pissed u can tell
19:00 <Aleksander> yeah no shit
19:00 <Aleksander> haha
19:00 <Aleksander> yeah
19:00 <Aleksander> he was not happy
19:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen the vid where they are clearly stoned as all hell?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> dissing cm punk I think?
19:00 <Saemon> i would have loved to have been a fly backstage
19:00 <Aleksander> Who b1?
19:00 <Saemon> after that match 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll find it 
19:00 <Aleksander> no crao
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the hardy bros
19:00 <Saemon> errr
19:00 <Aleksander> ohhhh
19:00 <Aleksander> yeeah
19:00 <Aleksander> Matt Hardy in ROH
19:00 <Kelevra> LOL
19:00 <Elmo> have you not seen gladitor?
19:00 <Kelevra> LMAO
19:00 <Elmo> he could shit in his hand and eat it for ll i care
19:00 <TheRon> proof of life?
19:00 <Elmo> legend
19:00 <TheRon> romppewr stomper
19:00 <Kelevra> fuck off john you'll make me shit blood tonight with laughter
20:00 <Aleksander> I like ROH, some of those guys, if they were a little bigger could be big
20:00 <Aleksander> Like Adam Cole
20:00 <Aleksander> He's like a smaller Robert Roode.
20:00 <Saemon> what do u think of austin aries?
20:00 <Aleksander> Yeah I like him
20:00 <Aleksander> But WWE would screw him over
20:00 <TheRon> you should get that looked at
20:00 <Kelevra> I got mum the gladiator shit when it came out
20:00 <Kelevra> I think oo young to appreciate he and hugh jackman
20:00 <Kelevra> I totally don't like them both
21:00 <Saemon> is he the tna equivalent of cm punk?
21:00 <Aleksander> Kind of like when Chris Harris went to WWE ECW
21:00 <Aleksander> yeahhhh
21:00 <Aleksander> Punks better
21:00 <Aleksander> but
21:00 <Aleksander> Aries is awesome
21:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k9wH98blvc
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drunken Hardy Boyz Shoot on CM PUNK (FULL) (Oct 3, 2011) 2:01 - Category: Sports - 450 views - 2 likes (50%), 2 dislikes (50%)
21:00 <TheRiddler> go cats
21:00 <Aleksander> god
21:00 <Aleksander> this will be interesting
21:00 <Saemon> i wonder thats going on with aj styles
21:00 <Bastardly_One> they're off their faces
21:00 <Saemon> he is like the john cena of tna
21:00 <TheRon> you would hugh jackman?
21:00 <Elmo> i love hugh
21:00 <Kelevra> I don't like them
21:00 <Elmo> like a brother
21:00 <Elmo> yeh
21:00 <Elmo> we have problems
21:00 <Kelevra> I like val kilmer
21:00 <Elmo> nice
21:00 <Elmo> yeh he is cool
21:00 <TheRon> i didnt recognize hugh with his shirt on
21:00 <Kelevra> mark whalburg sp*
22:00 <Bastardly_One> so much for straight edge
22:00 <Bastardly_One> look how wasted they are
22:00 <TheRiddler> no more wwe
22:00 <Saemon> were the hardys meant to be straight edge?
22:00 <couleurs> GAY CHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <TheRiddler> the footy is on
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
22:00 <Bastardly_One> they were CM Punk kind of 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> not just alternative
22:00 <Elmo> james franco is the best
22:00 <Kelevra> oh I love his brother too and jenna mc carthy
22:00 <Elmo> al pacino i like too
22:00 <Kelevra> love james franco
22:00 <Elmo> i dunno what chicks i like
22:00 <Kelevra> seth rogan
22:00 <Elmo> apart from Kelevra
22:00 <Kelevra> fkn love 
22:00 <TheRon> kelevra ever watched friends??
22:00 <Elmo> mila kunis i guess
22:00 <Kelevra> yeah
22:00 <Elmo> she goes ok
22:00 <TheRon> ever noticed all the hard nipples?
22:00 <Kelevra> I don't dig brad pitt
23:00 <Aleksander> Saemon: AJ is in ROH
23:00 <Aleksander> And he is the IWGP champion
23:00 <Aleksander> that japan shit
23:00 <Bastardly_One> wait until he goes on about how he made CM Punk
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <killmemories> sucked in nsw won
23:00 <Bastardly_One> they are smashed out of their minds
23:00 <Aleksander> b1 I just heard the part how he 'made cm punk'
23:00 <Kelevra> oh whom?
23:00 <Elmo> he's a good actor
23:00 <Elmo> wow
23:00 <Kelevra> hard nipples?
23:00 <Elmo> shit
23:00 <TheRon> on friends
23:00 <TheRon> rachel and monica
23:00 <Kelevra> they all have hard nipples?
23:00 <TheRon> yes~!
23:00 <Kelevra> look seriously
23:00 <Mew> i know i do
23:00 <Elmo> i only watch it for the nipples
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> goes into slur from there hey?
24:00 <Aleksander> lol
24:00 <Aleksander> yes
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I found that one day looking up CM Punk disses
24:00 <Aleksander> doesn't really make that much sense
24:00 <Aleksander> ah
24:00 <Bastardly_One> as Phil did the best disses ever
24:00 <Aleksander> I like hearing Nash and Halls rants and raves
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I like Punk's rants
24:00 <Elmo> the laugh soundtrck reminds me when to laugh
24:00 <Elmo> and we re good
24:00 <Kelevra> I'm a mother now
24:00 <Kelevra> I don't notice nipples
24:00 <Elmo> lets talk about Mews boobs
24:00 <Kelevra> I clean shit filled vaginas daily
24:00 <Kelevra> .
24:00 <Elmo> lol
24:00 <Kelevra> well one vagina.
24:00 <Elmo> or not
24:00 <Mew> i notice nipples still
24:00 <Mew> nipples r gr8
24:00 <TheRon> we're trying to ween my 3 month old nephew off the nipple, it's not happeneing
25:00 <Bastardly_One> especially when he sits in the middle of the ring and does them
25:00 <Bastardly_One> well ... did 
25:00 <Aleksander> ummm most interesting shoot I have heard though was The Ultimate Warrrior
25:00 <Aleksander> yes
25:00 <Aleksander> lol
25:00 <Saemon> punks rants are intellectual and clever and meaningful
25:00 <Aleksander> then they cut the mic
25:00 <couleurs> http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/queensland-man-with-giant-scrotum-seeks-surgery-in-us-20140529-zrrk3.html
25:00 <Saemon> most of these others like nash hall hardys
25:00 <Saemon> are all drug and booze fulled
25:00 <partay> couleurs you have the opposite problem 
25:00 <Saemon> fueled
25:00 <Kelevra> I'm 6 months in and I don't
25:00 <Elmo> you don't clean your own vagina?
25:00 <TheRon> already i love my nephew
25:00 <Elmo> trolling your gf for the lols
25:00 <Elmo> winning
25:00 <Kelevra> I srsly have never been thinking in my own skin that I want to stare at ppls faces or bodies
26:00 <Aleksander> There was a conference kayfabe, 6 wrestlers in the ring, punk gets the mic and starts pipe bombing to Jericho, you could read Jerichos lips he said "stick to the script"
26:00 <Saemon> wow
26:00 <Saemon> is there a vid on youtube of this?
26:00 <Aleksander> It was on smackdown years ago
26:00 <Aleksander> Ill try find it
26:00 <Saemon> ah it must have been in 2011
26:00 <Kelevra> I live in my own world and worry about my own backyard
26:00 <Elmo> the way you look tonight
26:00 <Elmo> lady in redddddddd
26:00 <TheRon> uptown girl she's been living in her uptown world
26:00 <Kelevra> wtf they're two songs
26:00 <Elmo> bold as love - hendrix
26:00 <Kelevra> hello crazy pants
26:00 <Elmo> you know it TheRon
27:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF4ZTcuhixc
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: WWE-WWF Best Ultimate Warrior Promo Ever! (Mar 16, 2008) 3:19 - Category: Sports - 1,039,109 views - 3,593 likes (97.1%), 107 dislikes (2.9%)
27:00 <Aleksander> yeah
27:00 <Saemon> the year of punk
27:00 <mattythefatty> loooooool @ aleksander the fat dork 
27:00 <Saemon> summer of punk
27:00 <Aleksander> LOOOOOOOOOLLLL @ mattythefatty 
27:00 <Saemon> when he finally broke into the main event scene
27:00 <johninja> lol
27:00 <cYbR> hey Semen
27:00 <cYbR> hows things
27:00 <Saemon> shh
27:00 <Saemon> im talking in a important discussion here
27:00 <cYbR> I can see that
27:00 <Elmo> epic
27:00 <Kelevra> TheRon i really adore your virtual company
27:00 <TheRon> kelevra i owned a pair of fluro happy pants
27:00 <Kelevra> OMG
27:00 <Kelevra> NO
27:00 <Kelevra> YOU
27:00 <Kelevra> DIDN'T
27:00 <Kelevra> you srs
27:00 <TheRon> wore them twice but still
28:00 <MegaA> its aleksander the great fat dawk to you brother
28:00 <Saemon> i find the new age outlaws shoot funny
28:00 <Saemon> back in like 2010
28:00 <Aleksander> johninja has his troops hunting
28:00 <Skirmish> What the fuck is going on in here. 
28:00 <Aleksander> yeah
28:00 <Saemon> they are challenging hbk and hhh to a real fight
28:00 <Saemon> lol
28:00 <Aleksander> New Age outlaws probably one of the best tags
28:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
28:00 <Aleksander> ever
28:00 <Saemon> and now they are back kissin asses in wwe
28:00 <johninja> that wasn't my doing matty
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Jericho fucks up
28:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLl5--PzfpU
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jericho hits C.M.Punk w/ liquor bottle raw 4/2/12 (Date not found) 2:22 - Category: Entertainment - - 2 likes (66.7%), 1 dislikes (33.3%)
28:00 <Skirmish> johninja has troops now?  Is this all part of the facebook army?
28:00 <johninja> other people think you are a bit of a tool too
28:00 <Kelevra> I had happy pants in primary school
28:00 <Kelevra> !
28:00 <Kelevra> loved them
28:00 <Saemon> the sex trial of that rolph harris dude, bit pointless now
28:00 <Kelevra> wait are you talking about raver pants or actual happy pants?
28:00 <Elmo> TheRon i am ok with you loving
28:00 <Saemon> he's like 85
28:00 <Elmo> i just don't feel threatened by TheRon
28:00 <Saemon> why didnt they do it earlier, when he still had quality of life to enjoy
28:00 <Elmo> take that how you will
28:00 <Kelevra> sea shut up please
29:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One whats your problem with y2j man
29:00 <johninja> not just me
29:00 <Saemon> he is awesome
29:00 <Aleksander> Y2J
29:00 <killmemories> fuck off Saemon
29:00 <Saemon> i respect him he's the real deal paid his dues
29:00 <Saemon> ive read both his books
29:00 <mattythefatty> http://i.imgur.com/gmsn02a.jpg loooooool aleksander look at you fatty
29:00 <cYbR> what else you read Semen?
29:00 <Kelevra> Saemon
29:00 <Saemon> now its like sentencing someone with termiinal cancer to death
29:00 <Elmo> Saemon is ok
29:00 <Elmo> i think he got off on the wrong foot
29:00 <TheRon> those fluro pants designed by reg mobassa
29:00 <Kelevra> don't like his shit babe 
29:00 <Mew> it felt like summer today
29:00 <Saemon> all the satisfaction has gone out of it
29:00 <TheRon> mambo
29:00 <Kelevra> MeGusta same here!
29:00 <Elmo> lol
29:00 <Kelevra> Mew even
29:00 <Kelevra> it was nice
30:00 <Skirmish> That’s the guy that chat up a guy. 
30:00 <Saemon> from his days in the territories to ecw to wcw to wwe
30:00 <Skirmish> Ghey. 
30:00 <johninja> who did you upset matty
30:00 <johninja> lol
30:00 <Aleksander> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
30:00 <johninja> nice pic btw
30:00 <Aleksander> Jericho was hilarious in WCW
30:00 <Skirmish> That’s a nicely decorated home. Your parents should be proud of it. 
30:00 <Aleksander> Thanks johninja 
30:00 <Aleksander> rofl
30:00 <Elmo> it was
30:00 <Maurice> I just put my heater on because my nipples were about to fall off
30:00 <Kelevra> TheRon I dunno if mine were like yours
30:00 <Kelevra> there were crazy patterns
30:00 <Kelevra> and I wore cross colours
30:00 <Kelevra> werd
30:00 <Mew> who is Elmo?
30:00 <TheRon> its what the kids were into, i thought they were stupid
30:00 <Kelevra> that's dylan
30:00 <Elmo> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTNLz1Hf-cM 
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Castles Made Of Sand-Jimi Hendrix (Aug 7, 2008) 2:47 - Category: Music - 170,420 views - 941 likes (98.9%), 10 dislikes (1.1%)
30:00 <Elmo> tickle me Mew
31:00 <Saemon> oh gawd.
31:00 <Saemon> just saw an ad on channel 9 for 
31:00 <Saemon> 'the voice kids'
31:00 <Saemon> kill me now.
31:00 <Aleksander> Wade Barret should do a bad news segment on that
31:00 <Mew> as in dyl??
31:00 <Saemon> omg how much of a circus has this whole search for that missing plane become?
31:00 <TheRon> we're the kids in america.....
31:00 <Nikky`> Hey omfgbbqhax :o)
31:00 <Elmo> your hands are so fat and fluffy
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> hi
31:00 <Elmo> its like a big cushion
31:00 <Elmo> hi omfgbbqhax
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> probably
31:00 <Elmo> yep
31:00 <Mew> oh is it one of the trolls 
31:00 <Elmo> no i'm not like you
31:00 <Mew> i miss dyrran :(
31:00 <Elmo> i only have one face
32:00 <Aleksander> I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS
32:00 <Saemon> LOL
32:00 <Aleksander> BNB is awesome
32:00 <Saemon> when the normal the Voice show is finally over, after the season finale show
32:00 <Saemon> cuts to wade barret
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> i live under a bridge
32:00 <Mew> sounds trolly to me
32:00 <Elmo> :)
32:00 <Nikky`> I live in my bed
32:00 <Kelevra> nah it's john
32:00 <Kelevra> I was joking
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> and its a nice warm bed nikky
32:00 <Kynetic> i live in johninjas asshole.
32:00 <Mew> ohhhhh hahah
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> i sleep in it when u are away
32:00 <Elmo> :p
32:00 <Nikky`> It is a nice warm bed
32:00 <Kynetic> i crawl up inside it at night
32:00 <Kynetic> its so warm and cosy
32:00 <Elmo> Kynetic resides in my ass
32:00 <Nikky`> That is why its still warm when I get in it
32:00 <Kelevra> Kynetic you slurry
32:00 <Elmo> i don't mind
33:00 <Saemon> "so this season of The Voice is finally over."
33:00 <mattthefatsack> http://i.imgur.com/gmsn02a.jpg = Aleksander biggest fuckwit on austnet
33:00 <Saemon> "But I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS"
33:00 <johninja> sucks when it happens to you right Aleksander 
33:00 <johninja> lol
33:00 <johninja> oh well
33:00 <faux> ROFL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2t4f7QKri8
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lebanese Girls (Date not found) 1:21 - Category: Entertainment - 354,126 views - 4,288 likes (95.7%), 192 dislikes (4.3%)
33:00 <johninja> i relly want to know who is doing this
33:00 <johninja> get in touch xox
33:00 <Mew> why did he wanna talk about ny boobs ew
33:00 <Kelevra> Kynetic hows the day been?
33:00 <Elmo> he is someone i consider a friend
33:00 <Kynetic> long
33:00 <Elmo> i was being sarcstic
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> anyway
33:00 <Elmo> because that is like all you ever talk bout
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am away
33:00 <Kelevra> mrs still gone to that job heaps far away?
33:00 <Kelevra> Kynetic^
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey mel
33:00 <Kelevra> hey josh
33:00 <Mew> are you upset about something? you seem sandy vagina'd
34:00 <Skirmish> That guy in the pic needs a wig to hide his weirdly shaped head.
34:00 <MegaA> why is he so bad man ?
34:00 <Saemon> he needs a jawline
34:00 <faux> he needs 2 paper bags in case 1 breaks
34:00 <Skirmish> Someone put it in paint and paint the second chin red and we can call him a turkey. 
34:00 <Saemon> damn faux
34:00 <Saemon> ouch
34:00 <johninja> lol
34:00 <Elmo> nah i just see you type shit about me behind my back
34:00 <Elmo> not upest
34:00 <Kynetic> Kelevra yea
34:00 <Elmo> i expect it from you
34:00 <Kynetic> thats why we're moving
34:00 <Kelevra> john pretend to be upset
34:00 <Elmo> just glad everyone else found out what a two faced dog you are
34:00 <Elmo> this pleases me
34:00 <Mew> paranoia sux
34:00 <Kelevra> Kynetic whens she back?
34:00 <Kelevra> how is bubby?
34:00 <Kynetic> oh wait
34:00 <Elmo> shake it up tonight~
34:00 <Kynetic> no she works in cannon hill
35:00 <Skirmish> faux: He needs a plastic bag … held tightly. 
35:00 <Saemon> look at all you cunts bagging on him
35:00 <mattthefatrat> http://i.imgur.com/gmsn02a.jpg = Aleksander aka themayo biggest fuckwit on austnet
35:00 <faux> rofl this video is hilarious
35:00 <Saemon> and are you fucken victorias secret models?
35:00 <Saemon> i didnt think so.
35:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: Give yourself an upper cut. 
35:00 <Saemon> should be ashamed of yourselves
35:00 <faux> saemon needs to add suicide to his to do list
35:00 <faux> he's the worst troll ever
35:00 <Kynetic> which is like an hours drive away 
35:00 <Kynetic> so we're moving closer
35:00 <Kelevra> omg that's exciting
35:00 <Nikky`> Still doing the salary packaging Kynetic?
35:00 <Elmo> wow Kelevra`
35:00 <Kelevra> but wtf last I spoke to you, you were building a cubby house
35:00 <Elmo> i smashes the dongle on the door
35:00 <Elmo> you still ok>
35:00 <Kelevra> thats going to be a pain
36:00 <johninja> matty/ TheMayo deserves everything he gets nd worse
36:00 <johninja> yeh
36:00 <Skirmish> themayo used to get his pals in msn and plan on how they would attack me on austnet.  One of them sent me a screen cap of the group chat once. 
36:00 <Skirmish> That’s dedication.
36:00 <johninja> lol
36:00 <johninja> wow
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <faux> too much time
36:00 <faux> really.
36:00 <stebie> lol
36:00 <Skirmish> IRC IZ LYF!
36:00 <Saemon> faux assalamu alaikum
36:00 <faux> AY BOIZ MEET ME ON MSN GOT SUM PLANZ 4 DAT SKIRMISH CUNT
36:00 <Kelevra> do you speak to tanase?
36:00 <Kynetic> Nikky` yup
36:00 <Kynetic> its awesome
36:00 <Nikky`> Yeah it is, wish I could do it
36:00 <Kynetic> shes salary sacrificed like 30k out of her income
36:00 <Kynetic> :D
36:00 <Elmo> i dunno why i shut the door
36:00 <Elmo> but i assure you
36:00 <Kynetic> we're paying off our wedding tax free
36:00 <Elmo> nothing sus is happening
36:00 <Elmo> just me and Kynetic hanging out
36:00 <Kelevra> Kynetic do you speak to tanase?
36:00 <Kynetic> Kelevra yea i built the cubby house
36:00 <Kynetic> its gonna be a pain to move
36:00 <Nikky`> very lucky
36:00 <Kynetic> which one is tanase
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> i killed the room
36:00 <Kelevra> omg whyyyyyyyyyy rip it down
36:00 <Kynetic> noo
37:00 <Skirmish> lol 
37:00 <stebie> yeah i similar logs of pollock guessing where i was living
37:00 <johninja> lol "lets call him mean things on the internet" "ok sweet"
37:00 <stebie> thought i was living in the country
37:00 <faux> nah cant go out saturday night m8, staying online to fuk skirmish up
37:00 <stebie> dumbass
37:00 <Serenity> what the fuck is going on
37:00 <faux> abbott just got voted out
37:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I said the same thing when I logged on! 
37:00 <Kynetic> i designed it
37:00 <Kynetic> to be taken apart in stages
37:00 <Kynetic> so it could be moved
37:00 <Kynetic> so the roof comes off in one piece
37:00 <Serenity> who the fucks this elmo person
37:00 <Kynetic> and the four walls come down
37:00 <Kynetic> some cunt Serenity
37:00 <Kynetic> should ban him
37:00 <Elmo> yeh
37:00 <Elmo> ban him
37:00 <Elmo> he already is tbh
37:00 <Kelevra> umm tanase is the one with 3 kids, 'his' last relationship but she's so friggin nice
37:00 <Kynetic> BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN HER
37:00 <Kynetic> ohhhhhh ummmm
37:00 <Kynetic> yeah i know who youre talking about
37:00 <Kynetic> but i cant think of her nick 
37:00 <Kynetic> lol
38:00 <Serenity> hello johninja faux Skirmish stebie
38:00 <Serenity> whoever else turned up while i was gone
38:00 <faux> howdy
38:00 <stebie> hello Serenity
38:00 <stebie> ^_^
38:00 <johninja> hi man
38:00 <johninja> what faux?
38:00 <johninja> bout abbot
38:00 <faux> she asked what was going on
38:00 <faux> so i made something up
38:00 <faux> lol
38:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/nzWVJ.jpg
38:00 <johninja> oh ic
38:00 <Kelevra> redhead
38:00 <Kynetic> i have never met her
38:00 <Kynetic> yea
38:00 <Kynetic> but shes a lovely girl
38:00 <Kynetic> i dont think he thought it was a 'relationship'
38:00 <Kelevra> aren't they all
38:00 <Kynetic> maybe she did?
38:00 <Kelevra> =P
38:00 <Kynetic> he just thought she was a fuck
38:00 <Kynetic> that he could call in whenever he felt like
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmm
38:00 <Kelevra> I met her she's nice, where you moving?
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> beer in bed is awesome
38:00 <Kynetic> near cannon hill most likely
39:00 <johninja> got me hopes up
39:00 <johninja> woah i mean hi Serenity
39:00 <johninja> (man)
39:00 <Skirmish> mr_ducati rides a vespa. 
39:00 <Kynetic> omfgbbqhax!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it totally IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
39:00 <Kynetic> however
39:00 <Kelevra> that's awesome
39:00 <Kynetic> wine in bed is pretty good too
39:00 <Kelevra> hows tyler?
39:00 <Kynetic> still a little shit
39:00 <Kynetic> :D
39:00 <Kelevra> haha
39:00 <Kelevra> aww
39:00 <Kynetic> you know he fucken went psycho last year i think it was
39:00 <Kynetic> or maybe it was early this year
39:00 <Kynetic> he apparently tore his classroom apart
39:00 <Kynetic> threw desks and chairs everywhere
39:00 <Saemon> wow i wish i was their during D-Day
39:00 <Kynetic> tore shit off walls
40:00 <Saemon> all those ships centered in one place
40:00 <Kynetic> and this kid is in grade 2
40:00 <Kelevra> wow omg
40:00 <Kelevra> and now hes got a new gf
40:00 <Saemon> thousands of soldiers side by side, prospect of death high
40:00 <Saemon> now that is WAR!! >:D
40:00 <Kelevra> Kynetic I WANT a smoke, I'll bbs and pm you if you're awake <3
40:00 <Saemon> none of these pussy ass unmanned drones crap of these days
41:00 <mr_ducati> llol skirmish has minimal brain cells left due to constant blows to his head.
41:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/KtT5R.jpg
41:00 <Skirmish> At least I don’t need to fabricate my comments about you mr_ducati.
41:00 <mr_ducati> i am not fabricating anything, it's the truth.
41:00 <Skirmish> This whole idea that people that work venue security get hit in the head a lot is not based in reality. 
41:00 <Serenity> fawks
41:00 <Serenity> hello excuse me fawks
42:00 <mr_ducati> in your case it is.
42:00 <Skirmish> It’s untrue. It’s an Abbott truth. 
42:00 <johninja> lol
42:00 <Skirmish> It’s all your meager mind can formulate and for years now it’s the same thing over and over and over again from you.
42:00 <johninja> beehhh is a welcome addition
42:00 <Kynetic> you do not want a smoke
42:00 <Kynetic> fawks?
42:00 <[[x]]> i think we should go back to the 'leaders out front, you run the country, country goes to war, your the first one on the battefield.
42:00 <Saemon> is it fawks whos lebo?
42:00 <Saemon> or was it someone else?
42:00 <Serenity> who cares
42:00 <Kynetic> wow
42:00 <Kynetic> racist much
42:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up Saemon
42:00 <Saemon> err im just asking...
42:00 <Kynetic> no
42:00 <Kynetic> youre being a fucking racist
42:00 <ShadowLurker> just fuck off
43:00 <johninja> said nobody ever
43:00 <stebie> beehhh is well respected
43:00 <Skirmish> said only stebie
43:00 <beehhh> ow thanks mate
43:00 <mr_ducati> yet you need to talk about me everytime you come on here, you are an obsessed lonely old man.
43:00 <beehhh> edge of tomorrow was good stebie
43:00 <Skirmish> Highlighting the fact you ride a vespa is hardly talking about you. 
43:00 <Saemon> im of polish descent
43:00 <Kynetic> so?
43:00 <Kynetic> that doesnt mean anything
43:00 <Kynetic> you just asked if shes a 'lebo'
43:00 <Saemon> am i racist for pointing that out?
43:00 <Elmo> Saemon i think you need to impress everyone with your knowledge of history
43:00 <Kynetic> youre being racist
43:00 <Elmo> that impressed me
43:00 <Nikky`> I think he meant leso and she is..with Serenity
43:00 <Kynetic> yes Saemon.. yes you are.
43:00 <Serenity> who gives a fuck what she is
44:00 <Skirmish> You over dramatise.  Get off the estrogen. 
44:00 <beehhh> qantas call centre workers moving to hobert, whats your thought stebie?
44:00 <beehhh> hobert is nicer
44:00 <stebie> colder
44:00 <mr_ducati> meh youre boring and repetitive, get yourself a partner you lonely soul.
44:00 <Saemon> sorry i was just wondering because i merely wanted to ask if shes ever been to beruit
44:00 <fawks> Hi
44:00 <fawks> Serenity 
44:00 <fawks> Yes
44:00 <Serenity> fawksss
44:00 <fawks> Helloo
44:00 <Saemon> coz im thinking of going there for holiday
44:00 <fawks> Fuck off semen
44:00 <Serenity> check the link i just posted on your fb
44:00 <fawks> OK checking now
44:00 <Elmo> "i don't have any childs that i know of" - johninja
44:00 <Saemon> lol
45:00 <Kelevra> HOBART
45:00 <stebie> HOBERT
45:00 <Serenity> my fkn back hurttss
45:00 <johninja> mr_ducati seems upset
45:00 <Kelevra> STERBER
45:00 <johninja> as usual
45:00 <johninja> very upset young man
45:00 <stebie> MELERNER
45:00 <Skirmish> mr_ducati says exactly what Bastardly_One says.  Twins? Clones? Both creepy old men wearing teen hats? 
45:00 <Kelevra> erlow
45:00 <johninja> lol
45:00 <johninja> u2
45:00 <Saemon> his a legend
45:00 <Kynetic> but lets focus on Saemon being polish
45:00 <Kynetic> does that mean your surname ends in ski?
45:00 <ShadowLurker> he's
45:00 <ShadowLurker> you fucking moron
45:00 <Serenity> saemon swallowscockski
45:00 <Kynetic> lol
45:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
45:00 <Saemon> lol 
45:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon Nolegski
45:00 <Kynetic> or is it ska
45:00 <Saemon> i dont mind if disses on my are funny
45:00 <Saemon> me*
45:00 <Saemon> i like it
45:00 <Kynetic> oh no its only the chicks whos surnames end in ska right?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> i am so buying The Grey on bluray
46:00 <stebie> herler
46:00 <stebie> o/
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> that was the best survival film I've seen since The Edge
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> buying the novel too
46:00 <johninja> i have never seen a blueray
46:00 <johninja> i'm an xboxer
46:00 <Skirmish> Make sure you let your mother know so she can expect the deliveries. 
46:00 <Kelevra> its the same as a fucking dvd
46:00 <Kelevra> it's all the same shit
46:00 <johninja> yeh
46:00 <Kynetic> until they get married?
46:00 <Kynetic> fucking polish cunts with their changable surnames
46:00 <ShadowLurker> which means Saemon's stuck with ska forever
46:00 <Saemon> lol hey!
46:00 <Serenity> that was like double burn
46:00 <Saemon> i will get married when i find the right one
46:00 <ShadowLurker> not gunna happen
47:00 <johninja> just better quality picture
47:00 <johninja> who really cares
47:00 <Skirmish> Better sound. 
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> bluray quality on xbox one is brilliant
47:00 <Skirmish> If you have a system to make the most of it. 
47:00 <johninja> yeh
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> but thats obvs because its a new bluray player
47:00 <johninja> otherwise pointless
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hated bluray on ps3, so spotty
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> but that was one of the first bluray players
47:00 <ShadowLurker> gay marriage is not legal here
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmm
47:00 <Lumeah> hey omfgbbqhax
47:00 <Lumeah> :)
47:00 <Serenity> chokmaboxski
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> wb me
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> net is being gay
47:00 <ShadowLurker> stop hitting on every guy here Lumeah
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> anyway
47:00 <Saemon> lol ShadowLurker ur on fire tonight
47:00 <Maurice> And you don't have enough money
47:00 <Serenity> yeah thats ShadowLurker's job
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey sezz
47:00 <ShadowLurker> thats right
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey Lumeah
47:00 <ShadowLurker> OI
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey Maurice
47:00 <ShadowLurker> no
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> etc
47:00 <Serenity> hello
47:00 <Maurice> Howdy omfgbbqhax
48:00 <johninja> what was the one who lost?
48:00 <johninja> HDDVD or some shit
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's not really "otherwise pointless" it's more the movie you want to see I think?
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah hddvd
48:00 <Skirmish> Yeah … xbox’s version of it blurry. 
48:00 <Kelevra> speaking of technology, john got angel this leap frog violet puppy dog that sings and talks and knows her name but she kicked the fuck out of it.. R.I.P Violet
48:00 <beehhh> everyone finds a loophole but not me
48:00 <ShadowLurker> here we go
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> boobs
49:00 <johninja> lol
49:00 <johninja> i think violent needs a reset
49:00 <Kelevra> it now only wolfs
49:00 <killmemories> johninja how does it feel to be a dad?
49:00 <johninja> its good
49:00 <Skirmish> Terrible treatment of her first pet.
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk i hate my wireless, pos.
49:00 <johninja> when she smiles at you your heart melts man
49:00 <ShadowLurker> there it is
49:00 <ShadowLurker> right off the bat
49:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off beehhh
49:00 <Lumeah> penis
49:00 <beehhh> sup paul
49:00 <ShadowLurker> you do not have the right to call me that you imbred piece of shit
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> is he tasmanian?
49:00 <Saemon> ShadowLurker wth :/
49:00 <ShadowLurker> worse
49:00 <Saemon> dude chill out
50:00 <Skirmish> It’s wind. 
50:00 <beehhh> rat fly bat shit paul 
50:00 <Serenity> fuck up beehhh
50:00 <Serenity> stop using peoples names
50:00 <Saemon> you've been nothing but a harsh abusive prick in the past 10 mins or so
50:00 <ShadowLurker> and
50:00 <beehhh> <+ShadowLurker> fuck off beehhh
50:00 <ShadowLurker> youve been a dumb motherfucker all your life
50:00 <Saemon> wow.
50:00 <Saemon> really?
50:00 <ShadowLurker> yes really
51:00 <Kelevra> it isn;t
51:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <Kelevra> she's six month
51:00 <Kelevra> s
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> wish Picard would stop going on about my mum and my dead dad in pm
51:00 <johninja> yeh i doubt its wind every time
51:00 <Maurice> Oh, I didn't know the xbox one was a bluray player
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> so lames
51:00 <Kelevra> she laughs and everything
51:00 <Saemon> is this guy serious?
51:00 <Saemon> lol.
51:00 <ShadowLurker> if theres 2 things i despise
51:00 <ShadowLurker> its beehhh
51:00 <beehhh> i take you two are effected by the morwell coal fire and not so affluent
51:00 <ShadowLurker> and you
51:00 <Serenity> the fuck is he even saying.
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> i like boobs
51:00 <beehhh> what does it matter what a prisoner says anyway
51:00 <Nikky`> boobs are good
52:00 <beehhh> im going to london mate
52:00 <beehhh> stay with me aunt
52:00 <Skirmish> I was only stirring … 
52:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!
52:00 <beehhh> Kelevra, we both have one thing in common
52:00 <mr_ducati> you both shit?
52:00 <beehhh> you can have your mum back and i cant have the australia
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> nikky show me boobs
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> kgo
52:00 <beehhh> show feet
52:00 <beehhh> i'd tip her
52:00 <Nikky`> go onto google..type in boobs and go nuts
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> nikky already doing that
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> itc night time
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am naked
52:00 <beehhh> sick of making love with screen for over a decede
52:00 <Nikky`> It is night time
53:00 <Kelevra> how is that even on the same par?
53:00 <beehhh> *cant
53:00 <Picard> pieterpanda
53:00 <Picard> Kelevra hello how are you?
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> having fun
53:00 <beehhh> today i watched edge of tomorrow in a front 3D span my out
53:00 <beehhh> http://i62.tinypic.com/2u5wa2o.jpg
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> and what do i do at night time nikky
53:00 <beehhh> my new girlfriend
53:00 <[[x]]> beehhh : you are supposed to use your hand, not the screen
53:00 <Nikky`> brb
53:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> beehhh is that a man
53:00 <beehhh> see me on the screen
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> being auto banned from my chan and joining others im in
54:00 <Kelevra> I'm good thanks for asking apart from beehhh ergh, how are you?
54:00 <beehhh> tom cruise died like 300 times
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> i broke you Andy lol!
54:00 <Picard> im great thanks, my last day of work today for 10 days :)
54:00 <Skirmish> mr_ducati seems jealous of the happiness that Kelevra and johninja share.
54:00 <Picard> pieterpanda why are u talking about me when im clearly ignoring you?
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> ??
54:00 <beehhh> that a ts
54:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off beehhh
55:00 <Skirmish> lol pieterpanda. LOL TILL I COUGH
55:00 <Picard> hows the baby Kelevra?
55:00 <Picard> im sorry i forgot the name 
55:00 <beehhh> good to date young student
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> beer time
56:00 <Picard> beehhh isnt it time for u to leave?
56:00 <beehhh> they have lot of hope and wish
56:00 <beehhh> 18er legal m8
56:00 <Picard> Doodle hello son
56:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off beehhh
56:00 <Doodle> hai Picard
56:00 <Kelevra> Picard omg she's great, growing faster then anything I could ever imagine, today we were in target and I was playing with her cause she was fussing and she was laughing SOOO LOUD it was so cute
56:00 <beehhh> im in a uni
56:00 <beehhh> most chicks are 21+
56:00 <Picard> :P
56:00 <beehhh> that statement is old skool, to really piss someone off say "fuck the right off already"
56:00 <beehhh> Serenity would use it
57:00 <Saemon> yo Picard sup man
57:00 <Kelevra> well it was more of an excited very loud chuckles but it went on and on, fkn love that sound
57:00 <beehhh> well im 38
57:00 <Picard> Saemon fak all mate
57:00 <Saemon> hehe nice
57:00 <Saemon> same here bro
57:00 <beehhh> if i had money i'd come to hobert
57:00 <beehhh> must earn from london
57:00 <Kelevra> HOBART
58:00 <Picard> hobart doesnt want youy
58:00 <beehhh> find a blasting job
58:00 <Picard> -y
58:00 <Saemon> omg kelly you ready for next weeks game of thrones?
58:00 <beehhh> yeah i know full of poor folks
58:00 <Saemon> the mountain and oberon is gona fight
58:00 <beehhh> paedard
58:00 <[[x]]> or off you fuck
59:00 <Skirmish> If they kill off Tyrion I refuse to pirate that show anymore.
59:00 <Saemon> kelly = Kelevra
59:00 <Saemon> im talkin to you
59:00 <beehhh> josse kelly
59:00 <Saemon> nah they wont Skirmish
59:00 <Kelevra> I haven't kept up
59:00 <Saemon> tyrion is still alive in the books thus far
59:00 <Saemon> they are gona kill of tywin though
59:00 <beehhh> time to grab a take away meal bafoon
00:00 <Skirmish> I want to like Oberon … but his enjoyment of other men sexually makes it difficult. Not sure I can have a ghey tv character friend. 
00:00 <Saemon> lol
00:00 <Saemon> but he's jsut so awesome though
00:00 <Saemon> for me, that overrides his sex with men
01:00 <Skirmish> How about that dude that got to tap the mother of dragons!  Lucky bastard. 
01:00 <Saemon> and plus, its not like his full gay anyway
01:00 <Saemon> he still like the pussy
01:00 <Aleksander> Skirmish
01:00 <Saemon> yeah fuck him im jelous of him
01:00 <Aleksander> Skirmish:  how are you?
01:00 <Saemon> daario
01:00 <Skirmish> I’d love to whisper in her ear … “let me put a dragon in you” right before penetration. 
01:00 <Saemon> i felt so sory for jorah
01:00 <Saemon> i can relate to hom
01:00 <Saemon> him
01:00 <Skirmish> Aleksander: I am fantastic.  Life is wonderful. 
01:00 <Nikky`> Back - talking to the other
01:00 <Nikky`> Yes, I know what you do at night time omfgbbqhax.. naughty tsk tsk
01:00 <Saemon> hey Nikky`
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> other??
01:00 <Nikky`> mother
01:00 <Nikky`> I forgot the M
01:00 <Saemon> Nikky` hi
01:00 <Nikky`> Saemon hey
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh yayz
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> i put mine to bed
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey j
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> my friend i thought didnt like me
01:00 <Saemon> Nikky` i greeted you i said hello
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> she wants to hang out all of us soon yay
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> SUP J! BROOO
02:00 <Saemon> u spent all this long time liking a chick
02:00 <Saemon> and then some new dude pops into the scene who shes just met
02:00 <Skirmish> I start uni in July. I keep checking my uni email inbox as if there might be something there. 
02:00 <beehhh> http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/abc_wtb_swan_110110_wg.jpg
02:00 <Saemon> and wham he gets to fuck her just like that
02:00 <Saemon> lifes not fair
02:00 <Skirmish> Exciting times. 
02:00 <Aleksander> Skirmish: what will you be studying?
02:00 <Saemon> fuck you then.
02:00 <Nikky`> And I say hey back Saemon.. read stoopid
02:00 <simba> im so fancy
02:00 <Saemon> tsch.
02:00 <Nikky`> *said
02:00 <Saemon> ohh
02:00 <Nikky`> So fuck you for being a prick
02:00 <Saemon> whoops sorry my bad u did say hey back
02:00 <Saemon> it was a simple misunderstanding haha
02:00 <Saemon> so how are you?
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> what a shit 1st quarter Kelevra
03:00 <Skirmish> Bachelor of Social Science with a double major. 
03:00 <beehhh> i miss australian fish n chips is that much
03:00 <Nikky`> I'm good, you
03:00 <Saemon> not bad
03:00 <Saemon> i want to go see the new x-men movie
03:00 <beehhh> safeway got burgain grilled chicken after 10
03:00 <Saemon> u seen it yet?
03:00 <Nikky`> No I haven't
03:00 <Nikky`> been a long time since i've been to the movies
03:00 <faux> Yes
03:00 <beehhh> 12 dollar to 4 dollar
03:00 <Saemon> ic
03:00 <Kelevra> omfgbbqhax what
04:00 <mr_ducati> bhahahahahhahaha
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> saints will win
04:00 <beehhh> faux liverpool is the highest crime record of all time
04:00 <beehhh> has
04:00 <faux> i dont give a fuck
05:00 <beehhh> im on my last year
05:00 <Skirmish> I am going to the movies this weekend to see a million ways to die in the west and I shall be getting a student ticket!  
05:00 <beehhh> do the environment planning at hobert Skirmish
05:00 <beehhh> is a social science
05:00 <Skirmish> No. 
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> i like to fuck
05:00 <beehhh> ...as long as i get my centerlink payment added to her previous statment
05:00 <beehhh> aaaaaaaaa - tony abbott
06:00 <Skirmish> mr_ducati: Would you like to know what my majors will be so you can attempt to use them against me? 
06:00 <beehhh> you dont like moving out of mummy's udder arentya
06:00 <mr_ducati> bhahahahahhahaha majors and security guard
06:00 <Nikky`> So how have you been omfgbbqhax? whats new
07:00 <Skirmish> I understand. This is how you cope with feeling inferior.  Please. Continue. 
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> ummm
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> nothing
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> work miley ec
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> etc
07:00 <Nikky`> Could have made it up
07:00 <Nikky`> how is the game coming along?
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> the arcade machine?
07:00 <Nikky`> Yeah
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> just ordered more pars this morning
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> another $200 gone
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
08:00 <mr_ducati> do you major in standing up for long hours lmao
08:00 <mr_ducati> or in holding an umbrella when the sun is out lol
08:00 <TheRiddler> clutching at straws mr_ducati
08:00 <beehhh> just become a tree
08:00 <beehhh> come ere' give us a kiss
08:00 <Nikky`> lol 
08:00 <beehhh> once pm's bf now a thug
08:00 <Nikky`> Men and their toys
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> nikky if u only knew
08:00 <Nikky`> If only
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> my dungeon is comming along well
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> :P
08:00 <Nikky`> Mine is finished
08:00 <beehhh> http://wa1.www.skynews.com.au/content/dam/skynews/news/top-stories/2014/05/12/skynews_2051633112.jpg/_jcr_content/renditions/skynews.img.600.372.jpeg
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> mine will have more toys nikky
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/10350346_742674945789145_6132685545266630423_n.jpg
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmmm
09:00 <Skirmish> I don’t work as a security guard anymore dude.  You’re just looking silly.  Need to keep up to date. 
09:00 <partay> Skirmish what are you studing?
09:00 <Skirmish> Bachelor of Social Science. 
09:00 <mr_ducati> bhahahahahhahaha
09:00 <Nikky`> I'm sure it will
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> and swings
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> :P
09:00 <beehhh> let go off me he must have been mumbling aloud
09:00 <Nikky`> I couldn't have a dungeon..just another room i'd have to clean - fuck that
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> no
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> i like blood stains
09:00 <FredFlinstone> fark
09:00 <beehhh> Nikky` arent you 60 this year
10:00 <mr_ducati> this i some funny shit
10:00 <partay> ok
10:00 <couleurs> Yer
10:00 <Skirmish> via Swinburne Uni. 
10:00 <mr_ducati> lmao!!!
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> TheRiddler what do you think of this chick :P https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/10353329_741073705949269_6331931633856396351_o.jpg
10:00 <Serenity> why is that funny
10:00 <Nikky`> Just fucking die already beehhh.. make everyone happy
10:00 <beehhh> they should give you a senior citizen's pass
11:00 <Serenity> you're a bit of a dick mr_ducati
11:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <Serenity> you're going to uni?? LOL YOU LOSER
11:00 <Serenity> =/
11:00 <Skirmish> He’s trying to deal with the idea of someone off the internet he feels is inferior to him destroying that idea.  Struggling right now. 
11:00 <beehhh> nevermind, pension is not starting until 80
11:00 <beehhh> keep on working
12:00 <Skirmish> Get used to it Serenity. 
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> sezz look in my chan :P didnt want to post here
12:00 <couleurs> k
12:00 <partay> theres a lot of work in social sciences
12:00 <Serenity> kk
13:00 <beehhh> im going to study mphil at greenwich
13:00 <Serenity> yeah there is partay
13:00 <beehhh> and a msc
13:00 <Serenity> i dont get why its funny
13:00 <Serenity> i want mr_ducati to explain
13:00 <beehhh> no money to come straya
13:00 <Skirmish> Coursera is good if people want to give learning at a university level for free a go.
14:00 <johninja> lol
14:00 <TheRiddler> silence
14:00 <johninja> its been on here for ages
15:00 <couleurs> carn da cows
15:00 <TheRiddler> mr_ducati must of tripped over and bumped his head
15:00 <TheRiddler> like a fool
15:00 <johninja> cooper is a melbourne demons fan
15:00 <Skirmish> He’s just got nothing to say apart from LOLOLOLOOLLLOOL or LMAO!!!!! 
15:00 <johninja> shit team, good supporters
15:00 <johninja> one of them helped me off the train with the pram the other day
15:00 <johninja> was nice
15:00 <johninja> i didn't really need help
16:00 <johninja> still tho
16:00 <johninja> go the D's
16:00 <TheRiddler> they're feral when at the footy
16:00 <couleurs> go da dees u can do it u can win/lose idc
16:00 <johninja> lol
16:00 <TheRiddler> abuse everyone and anything
16:00 <mattythemayoratty> http://i.imgur.com/HmCeSnA.jpg Aleksander the tubby troll ha ha ha
17:00 <couleurs> K
17:00 <TheRiddler> the freaks are out
17:00 <Kelevra> stop calling us freaks
17:00 <Kelevra> =\
17:00 <johninja> :/
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <johninja> you are kinda freaky yourself tbh
18:00 <johninja> does he taste of candy?
18:00 <Kelevra> semenssss
18:00 <Skirmish> mr_ducati: What actually IS funny is that my time as a security guard that you like to laugh about got me accepted into this degree.  LAWL SECCO! 
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <johninja> oh dear
18:00 <TheRiddler> I was talking the moron brigade
18:00 <johninja> ;)
18:00 <johninja> he's trolling the trolls man
18:00 <johninja> its fine
19:00 <johninja> relaz
22:00 <couleurs> good 1
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> what to have for dinner
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> so late now for dinner
22:00 <faux> [20:22] <mrwuf> hey you should flirt with johninja and make him think he has a shot w/ u, that would burn mel and then u can be like bwahaha punk'd farmer boy gtfo
22:00 <faux> wow
22:00 <faux> who is that
22:00 <faux> awolf?
22:00 <ness> all quiet
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> shhhhh
22:00 <ness> be very quiet, im hunting rabbits
23:00 <stebie> lol
23:00 <Serenity> yes
23:00 <Serenity> thats him
23:00 <faux> irc DrAmA
23:00 <stebie> what a loser
23:00 <couleurs> he's funny
23:00 <faux> bwahaha punk'd farmer boy gtfo
23:00 <faux> he was funny before he got creepy
23:00 <Serenity> cola called me a fat ugly hatefilled bitch before
23:00 <Kelevra> if johns going to leave me, he's welcome to it
23:00 <Serenity> hahah yes IM hatefilled
23:00 <faux> who is cola
23:00 <Serenity> fredbrear
23:00 <Serenity> bear..
23:00 <Kelevra> awolf is a funny guy
23:00 <Lumeah> hi ness
23:00 <Lumeah> hi omfgbbqhax
23:00 <ness> hi
23:00 <Lumeah> hows the bub omfgbbqhax ?
24:00 <faux> o
24:00 <faux> fredbear is funny
24:00 <Serenity> nah hes just the same as those other idiots now
24:00 <faux> in a i wanna run you over kind of way
24:00 <Serenity> hes changed
24:00 <faux> yeah
24:00 <faux> cbf
24:00 <johninja> he got z-lined for a week
24:00 <johninja> so sad
24:00 <Fez> Hi lumeah
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> im sad when you and mel arent on
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
25:00 <johninja> awolf is basically an outcast now that everyone worked out what a creep he is
25:00 <johninja> except for mew
25:00 <Kelevra> johninja is always on
25:00 <Kelevra> top of me
25:00 <Serenity> he used to be alright in #chillen
25:00 <Kelevra> I joke, I kid.
25:00 <johninja> lol 
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <Serenity> he went by another nick
25:00 <Kelevra> he's too lazy for that
25:00 <johninja> i prefer you on top tb
25:00 <Kelevra> =P
25:00 <johninja> h
25:00 <Serenity> pinky or something
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz mel
25:00 <johninja> any complaints?
25:00 <TheRiddler> he's been like that since the beginning
25:00 <Lumeah> hi Fez
26:00 <Kelevra> starfishninja83
26:00 <Kelevra> JOKES
26:00 <johninja> lmao
26:00 <stebie> hot
26:00 <TheRiddler> he just has periods where he acts normal
26:00 <johninja> mental instability
26:00 <Kelevra> yeah he says alot of gnarly shit though
26:00 <TheRiddler> known him since like 10yrs ago
26:00 <stebie> sux2bu
26:00 <johninja> he says a lot of retarted shit 
26:00 <Kelevra> like I apparently hang at shopping centres and my baby is black
26:00 <stebie> lol
26:00 <Kelevra> like not that theres a problem with black babies
26:00 <Fez> Hi
27:00 <johninja> i'm quite satisfied with my Kelevra
27:00 <johninja> no offence to faux
27:00 <Kelevra> I asked a black dude saturday if he wanted kids and when he said yes I asked him how he feels about white ones
27:00 <stebie> aww
27:00 <Serenity> was he like it in chillen ash?
27:00 <Serenity> i cant remember
27:00 <Kelevra> like he could change the tables so hardcore with the white population
27:00 <johninja> lol
27:00 <Kelevra> LOOK! I have one of yours!
27:00 <Skirmish> Oh it’s getting serious!  “MY Kelevra”. 
27:00 <johninja> ;)
28:00 <johninja> yeh i'm still falling in love with her a couple of months in
28:00 <TheRiddler> he lasted like 2 months when he joined chillen
28:00 <Serenity> what was his nick
28:00 <stebie> if you wanna own it you should put a ring on it
28:00 <Serenity> pinky?
28:00 <Serenity> or something
28:00 <TheRiddler> umm
28:00 <johninja> lol
28:00 <Kelevra> he smells my hair like a creepy guy, it's sweet
28:00 <johninja> maybe i will
28:00 <stebie> ;)
28:00 <TheRiddler> cant remember
28:00 <Kelevra> I feared the other night he would sniff all the goodness out of my hair
28:00 <TheRiddler> slimjim or something
28:00 <johninja> lol sif
28:00 <stebie> Kelevra, yeah i do that to my gf as well... freaks her out
28:00 <Serenity> yeah before slimjim but
28:00 <johninja> you ran into the room "sniff my hair babe"
28:00 <Serenity> im sure he was pinkyz
29:00 <TheRiddler> oh
29:00 <TheRiddler> probably
29:00 <stebie> mine doesn't do that, though :/
29:00 <johninja> it did smell delightful tbh
29:00 <TheRiddler> he changes it every year abouts
29:00 <Skirmish> Told the mrs I was going to get a tattoo over my heart closer to the wedding saying “She used to be a Cordner”. She asked what if we got divorced.  I said I would then finish the tattoo with “… but now she is dead”.
29:00 <Kelevra> aww stebie so romantic
29:00 <TheRiddler> he started as aahero
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
29:00 <johninja> prim8
29:00 <johninja> was an old awolf nick
29:00 <stebie> lol nice Skirmish, always planning ahead.. ahead.
29:00 <johninja> low bat :(
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> bub is fine
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> at her mums
30:00 <johninja> to the balcony with me
30:00 <Serenity> anyway i thought he was alright all those years ago but something changed i dunno what
30:00 <Serenity> they all seem to be obsessed with my fat so maybe thats why theyre all nuts now
30:00 <stebie> Serenity, who?
30:00 <Kelevra> yeah I used to want crazy tats
30:00 <Serenity> my fat sent them insane
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <Serenity> awold stebie
30:00 <Serenity> awolf
30:00 <Skirmish> I need to get my uncle to let me drive the new car he bought. 
30:00 <stebie> ahhh
30:00 <Lumeah> cools
30:00 <Lumeah> how was work?
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> gay like usual
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> have to work tomorrow
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> so drinking beer in bed
30:00 <Lumeah> ahhhh
30:00 <Lumeah> haha
31:00 <Skirmish> Chrysler 300 SRT - BLACK! 
31:00 <Kelevra> I still have the stupid d on my ankle
31:00 <TheRiddler> I remember he went overboard in chillen and steph banned him
31:00 <Serenity> i couldnt believe you two did that mel
31:00 <Serenity> hahaha
31:00 <stebie> D for dohninja
31:00 <Serenity> i remember when you did it
31:00 <Kelevra> we were so drunk
31:00 <johninja> lol stebie
31:00 <Serenity> i think i was even still with my ex then
31:00 <Kelevra> it felt like such a good idea
31:00 <johninja> Dohn is good
31:00 <stebie> lol
31:00 <Lumeah> dam
31:00 <Nikky`> *yawn*
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> nikky come to bed
31:00 <Nikky`> I am in bed
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> not mine
31:00 <Nikky`> True but mine is comfy
31:00 <Nikky`> read for zzzz shortly
31:00 <Nikky`> y
32:00 <Kelevra> but everything I said last weekend felt great aswell
32:00 <johninja> it would be easy to change to my initials tbh
32:00 <Kelevra> I just shouldn't think when drunk
32:00 <johninja> but yeh doesn't phase me
32:00 <johninja> i give her the D
32:00 <Serenity> its only a D you could get it covered easy peasey
32:00 <TheRiddler> don salami
32:00 <stebie> don jon
32:00 <Kelevra> what if your parents ask? should I ask my dad to call himself daryl?
32:00 <johninja> lol
32:00 <Kelevra> he would
32:00 <johninja> nah they won't care babe
32:00 <Kelevra> DODONI
32:00 <Doodle> piker
32:00 <Nikky`> And damn proud
32:00 <Nikky`> And Hi you
32:00 <Doodle> hai2u ^_^
32:00 <Doodle> sleep in tomorrow
32:00 <Nikky`> Yesssssssssss
33:00 <Serenity> why would they be looking at your ankles
33:00 <Kelevra> I do love that shit
33:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <Kelevra> winrar
33:00 <johninja> we are muslims
33:00 <johninja> so yeh
33:00 <Serenity> jeepers roger we really need to make sure this one has strong ankles
33:00 <johninja> they will only see her nkles
33:00 <Saemon> don juan
33:00 <Kelevra> well you know ankles are sexy thats why muslims hide them
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like muslims
33:00 <Serenity> i wont have my grandchildren with weak ankles
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i praise muslims
33:00 <Kelevra> haven't you ever had your ankle bitten
33:00 <Saemon> dodonpa
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i thoroughly enjoy soap
33:00 <Kelevra> ARGHHHHHHHH MERCY
33:00 <TheRiddler> cats have been smashed
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> and the faint scent of perfume on a womans neck and wrists
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
33:00 <Serenity> how much by
33:00 <johninja> isn't ankle biter slng for fgt?
33:00 <Saemon> dodoria was a pink skinned henchmen of freeza
33:00 <johninja> i aint no ankle biter cabron
33:00 <TheRiddler> 57-9
33:00 <Nikky`> I might not even get out of my pjs tomorrow
33:00 <Doodle> hot
33:00 <Nikky`> I know
33:00 <Doodle> i might not get out of your pjs either
33:00 <Nikky`> Want to come stalk me
33:00 <ness> me too Nikky.  PJ day tomorrow
33:00 <Nikky`> Hot
33:00 <Doodle> re00ww
33:00 <Nikky`> Maybe pj weekend
33:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <Serenity> ankle biter is slang for children
34:00 <Kelevra> nah a toddler
34:00 <Serenity> LOL
34:00 <TheRiddler> start of the 3rd qtr now
34:00 <johninja> oh
34:00 <johninja> that
34:00 <Serenity> pillow biter is slang for a fgt
34:00 <johninja> lol
34:00 <johninja> i got confused
34:00 <johninja> phew
34:00 <Kelevra> but it's happened before sex with a MAN (adult) with me before
34:00 <TheRiddler> or a lesbian
34:00 <johninja> hmm
34:00 <Kelevra> thought I'd over clarify that it was a man and yet an adult
34:00 <Serenity> i dont want my ankles bitten
34:00 <johninja> ok fine babe i'll bite your ankle if you want
34:00 <TheRiddler> pillow friends
34:00 <johninja> its a bit creepy tho
34:00 <Saemon> cankles hehe
34:00 <Doodle> i'd freeze if i wore my pj's all weekend
34:00 <Nikky`> naked
34:00 <Doodle> ;)
34:00 <Nikky`> ;o)
35:00 <TheRiddler> no cankles here
35:00 <Kelevra> so you'll consider me pissing on you but not nibbling my ankle
35:00 <Saemon> what about cracked heels?
35:00 <Serenity> i do not have cankles.
35:00 <Kelevra> you're a fkn mess mate
35:00 <johninja> lmao
35:00 <Saemon> put some vaseline on that shit
35:00 <TheRiddler> watersports
35:00 <johninja> fine
35:00 <Serenity> WHAT
35:00 <Serenity> JOHN WANTS TO BE PISSED ON EVERYONE
35:00 <Kelevra> I had cankles when I was pregnant
35:00 <johninja> i just said piss is fine but no doodoo
35:00 <johninja> there is a line children
35:00 <Saemon> how does cankles form?
35:00 <Kelevra> nah he seriously has fucked up convos in the early morning hours
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> ooops
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
35:00 <Nikky`> Pick a damn song and stick with it
35:00 <Nikky`> gosh
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> script is gay
35:00 <Nikky`> I'd keep you warm Doodle
35:00 <Doodle> orly
35:00 <Doodle> my knob gets awfully cold
35:00 <simba> lol @ amity
35:00 <Nikky`> Of course..can't have you freeze your nuts off
36:00 <Saemon> does fat accumalate there?
36:00 <johninja> lmao
36:00 <Serenity> shut the fuck up
36:00 <Kelevra> 'babe if it came down to it, I'd let you piss on me'
36:00 <Kelevra> then it goes to
36:00 <Serenity> yeah mel paul n i have had some sick convos
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <Serenity> strangers would be like.. the fuck is wrong with these people
36:00 <Kelevra> 'yeah in the shower on my leg or foot'
36:00 <ShadowLurker> loool
36:00 <johninja> lol
36:00 <Kelevra> i'm like where the fuck does this shit come from
36:00 <johninja> have to work into it
36:00 <Kelevra> wtf does he watch while I'm in bed or talk about to you ppl
36:00 <Serenity> hes seen me poop myself in a panic fuel dash to the toilet
36:00 <Loof> there was an example of an unfair maurice ban
36:00 <Serenity> so nothing is sacred
36:00 <Doodle> teehehehe
36:00 <Doodle> those too
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> i like a warm doodle
36:00 <Doodle> i'm warm atm
36:00 <Doodle> even tho its 5 outside
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> move to tas
36:00 <B1-not-here> yeah
36:00 <Nikky`> I'm warm also
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> then complain
37:00 <Serenity> fueled
37:00 <Maurice> Here we goooo
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> shut up about it already Loof
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> COWS ARE SACRED
37:00 <Kelevra> I pee infront of john but when I poop I make him play music
37:00 <johninja> lol
37:00 <Loof> lol
37:00 <Kelevra> I'll get over it eventually
37:00 <Serenity> for the record i dont enjoy shitting myself. i had gastro
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> the cow meat in our bellies is most sacred
37:00 <Skirmish> You’re such a trouble maker always abusing your ops powers Maurice.
37:00 <johninja> except for that one time
37:00 <Serenity> and i thought i was going to die
37:00 <Maurice> I know Skirmish
37:00 <Kelevra> ohhh
37:00 <partay> Maurice rules with an iron fist... if you dont like it bend over and get fisted 
37:00 <johninja> when you pooped while i was in the shower
37:00 <Maurice> He has me on ignore
37:00 <johninja> that was hot
37:00 <Loof> did it smell?
37:00 <johninja> nah
37:00 <johninja> like roses mebe
37:00 <B1-not-here> and guess who has to go for a walk?
37:00 <Doodle> lol fuck tas
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> fucking sooks
37:00 <B1-not-here> and not happy about it
37:00 <Doodle> not me
37:00 <B1-not-here> ME!
37:00 <Nikky`> under covers..winter pj's n socks on
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> 5degrees is like a summer here
37:00 <B1-not-here> man it's cold in front of the fucking heater
37:00 <Doodle> B1-not-here you should get a car
37:00 <Doodle> heated seats ftw
37:00 <B1-not-here> fuck out ... there
37:00 <Nikky`> I haven't turned my heating on tonight
37:00 <B1-not-here> yeah you buy me one
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> meh
37:00 <Doodle> no
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> i work outside
37:00 <Doodle> nobody bough me one
37:00 <Doodle> t
37:00 <B1-not-here> well
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> and i ride a motorbike every day
37:00 <B1-not-here> yah so?
38:00 <johninja> ;)
38:00 <Loof> lol cool
38:00 <Maurice> Mind you, he has most of the channel on ignore
38:00 <Kelevra> lol
38:00 <Serenity> man you dont fart or poop in the bathroom while people are showering
38:00 <Skirmish> … yet still comes into it. 
38:00 <Serenity> the hot air just fucks that shit up
38:00 <Saemon> thats what i imagine megan fox's poop to smell like
38:00 <Saemon> roses
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> yuck
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> that again
38:00 <johninja> i was cool with it
38:00 <Saemon> impossible for something to come from the body of someone so hot
38:00 <Saemon> to stink
38:00 <Skirmish> Only if she ate roses Saemon.
38:00 <Kelevra> john that night I puked on the balcony were you there? I know you cleaned it up
38:00 <Serenity> isnt she the one with the monkey thumb
38:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <Kelevra> fkn saint mac spewy
38:00 <johninja> yeh i think i was there
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> have done for 15 years
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont get cold
38:00 <Doodle> no sense no feeling eh
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> yep
38:00 <B1-not-here> how old are you hax?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love this cold
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> no brains no pain
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> its so nice now its winter
38:00 <Doodle> hehe
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> 32
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> im so fucking happy all over
38:00 <B1-not-here> I seriously never felt the cold until a few years ago
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> and in my pance
38:00 <B1-not-here> yeah fair enough 
38:00 <Doodle> same B1-not-here
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> no Sad Pants here
38:00 <Doodle> i lost 50kg now i freeze 24/7
38:00 <B1-not-here> yep yep
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love how my nipples stiffen J
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> wanna touch, lick?
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> i wish i was a fat cunt
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> kiss?
39:00 <johninja> i remember cleaning it up
39:00 <Kelevra> same
39:00 <Kelevra> it was gooey
39:00 <Serenity> pauls cleaned up so much of my spew
39:00 <TheRiddler> maccas spew
39:00 <Serenity> lol
39:00 <johninja> there ws something odd about it tho
39:00 <johninja> like i ws liek "oh poor mel" instead of "what a fuckwit"
39:00 <Serenity> while i sob into various items about how im never drinking again
39:00 <Kelevra> no chunks mate
39:00 <johninja> i forget
39:00 <Saemon> how can couples poop in front of eachtoehr, like if your brushing your teeth and your partner is pooping on the toilet right there
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> damn yo eyes
39:00 <Saemon> wouldnt it be awkward?
39:00 <Serenity> buckets/toilets/plastic crates
39:00 <johninja> its what couples do Saemon
39:00 <B1-not-here> you need to be fat to live here 
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> as bros?
39:00 <Doodle> so do i in winter
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao doodlez
39:00 <B1-not-here> is there a fog already?
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> anyway
39:00 <Lumeah> no you don't omfgbbqhax
39:00 <B1-not-here> please tell me there's not
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> b1 open ur window
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> it wont hurt u
39:00 <B1-not-here> I don't wanna fuckin' go! *whines*
39:00 <B1-not-here> yes it will!
39:00 <Doodle> iunno
39:00 <Doodle> i didnt see fog
39:00 <B1-not-here> fresh air is out there hax
40:00 <johninja> we pretty much have one body
40:00 <Kelevra> ohh you mean emotionally I meant in the consistancy
40:00 <Saemon> well, i get that yous love eachother but damn
40:00 <johninja> lol yeh
40:00 <Saemon> #boundries?
40:00 <johninja> nah
40:00 <Serenity> there are no boundaries
40:00 <Saemon> no?
40:00 <Saemon> wow
40:00 <johninja> thats for kids
40:00 <Saemon> ive never been in a relationship before so i dont know
40:00 <Serenity> no really?
40:00 <johninja> i'm not ashamed to do anything in front of mel
40:00 <Serenity> id never have guessed
40:00 <Loof> when two awesome people find each other it makes me happy :)
40:00 <Saemon> lol oh sarah
40:00 <Kelevra> yeah john rubs his nuts on our couch
40:00 <johninja> lol
40:00 <Saemon> opps sorry slip
40:00 <Loof> lol
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> fuck my bike was covered in frost this morning
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> still rode to work
40:00 <Lumeah> there was fog in Robertson at 4:30 lol
40:00 <B1-not-here> if I had a neighbour with lemons
40:00 <B1-not-here> this will be solved
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> melons
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> J bro
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> they are better
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> yo j
40:00 <B1-not-here> my lemon tree has none left
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> check out the hottness https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/10371459_671776932887698_8819240871409067325_n.jpg
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> *faints*
40:00 <Lumeah> go ring ya mmother!!
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant believe this fkn model of a chick msgs wanting to catch up soon
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> i did
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> she didnt pick up!
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> better not be penis j
41:00 <Serenity> dont fucken call me that
41:00 <Saemon> i know i said sorry
41:00 <Saemon> i slipped
41:00 <johninja> i do the washup naked 
41:00 <Saemon> in the heat of the moment
41:00 <johninja> shit like that
41:00 <Kelevra> I just.stare..
41:00 <Maurice> I draw the line at peeing or shitting infront of anyone
41:00 <johninja> i told mel my parents were nudists
41:00 <Serenity> hahaha you two are fantasic
41:00 <johninja> she beleived it lol
41:00 <Kelevra> cause my friends dad is
41:00 <johninja> oh wow
41:00 <Serenity> i pee infront of paul but not shit
41:00 <johninja> yeh i wouldn't go out of my way to shit in front of her
41:00 <couleurs> u ppl r discusteing
41:00 <Saemon> peeing i can accept from a chick if she pees in my presence because pee u cant really smell
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> if it were itd be mine bro
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> its B&w hottie :p
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> druggo
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> and abo
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey name is nicky
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> her
42:00 <johninja> but i would if i had too
42:00 <Saemon> but shit would stink up the place
42:00 <Kelevra> I went to their house and instead of normal womens day mags and people theres like fkn nature mags of ugly ppl naked
42:00 <johninja> so
42:00 <johninja> shit stinks man
42:00 <Kelevra> FKN GERMANS
42:00 <johninja> so do mny other things
42:00 <johninja> its just life
42:00 <Serenity> i fart like a pro tho
42:00 <Serenity> brrrrrrt
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
42:00 <Serenity> and sometimes
42:00 <Saemon> i can adjust my sphincter muscles accordingly
42:00 <Serenity> a good fart smells worse than a poo
42:00 <Saemon> so my far can be a silent
42:00 <Kelevra> I get awkward farting infront of him
42:00 <Saemon> or a blurrrrt
42:00 <ShadowLurker> she does
42:00 <Loof> oh shit forgot my serenity ignore on this pc, fix that up right away :D
42:00 <johninja> lol
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> should see this chick
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> one sec i pm u a pic ;)
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> is her name nicky?
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> ha ha ha
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> \girl umpires
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> what a joke
43:00 <Kelevra> my farts are so fucking rank it's probably why I barely eat
43:00 <Kelevra> fear of farting
43:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <Serenity> rofl mel
43:00 <johninja> mine go ok
43:00 <Saemon> damn 
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> LMAO
43:00 <Loof> when i have the runs i fear farting
43:00 <Serenity> i burp like a boss tho
43:00 <Serenity> beat any man
43:00 <Loof> farting while you have the runs is an artform
43:00 <Saemon> my lactose effected fats dont actually smell at all its wierd
43:00 <Saemon> after i drink milk and have gas, its just gas wiht no smell
43:00 <Serenity> stop making up stories Saemon
43:00 <Kelevra> john don't lie you've sent me packing twice
43:00 <johninja> lol
43:00 <johninja> yeh they go ok
43:00 <Kelevra> your farts are horrible sometimes
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> tell u her name in pm
43:00 <Doodle> its geoff
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> dont you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
44:00 <Maurice> (18:43:08) (Loof): oh shit forgot my serenity ignore on this pc, fix that up right away :D
44:00 <Maurice> Naww you made the cut!
44:00 <Loof> too much coffee gives me the worst smelling shits
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima make tuna bake
44:00 <Serenity> id like to thank my family for supporting me
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think
44:00 <ShadowLurker> why make a point of it tho other than to cause trouble
44:00 <Kelevra> chicken gives me bad farts
44:00 <Serenity> id like to thank #melbourne
44:00 <Saemon> yeah when u fat while you have gastro is risky
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'd like to thank Serenity for being rad
44:00 <Kelevra> onions aswell
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> and I stick this award up Saemon's dumbass.
44:00 <Nikky`> you watching same movie has me
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
44:00 <Doodle> [20:43] <omfgbbqhax> dont you wish your girlfriend existed like me
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have a gf
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> well
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> no
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> i lie
44:00 <Doodle> lol that wasn't the point
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> i had a gf
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> thenan ex
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> then i was banging her
45:00 <johninja> onion rings are the worst for me
45:00 <Serenity> lolol
45:00 <Saemon> because most often liquid shit would accompany the fart
45:00 <johninja> i can't eat them
45:00 <Kelevra> isn't gastro out of both holes?
45:00 <johninja> or people will die
45:00 <Kelevra> mouth and ass
45:00 <Serenity> can be
45:00 <Kelevra> spew and shit?
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
45:00 <Loof> yep mel
45:00 <Maurice> Can just be one or the other
45:00 <Serenity> when i had it last year omg
45:00 <Kelevra> never had that thank fuck
45:00 <johninja> yeh man
45:00 <Serenity> i couldnt even sneeze without shitting myself
45:00 <Picard> oh shit i forget i was in here
45:00 <Kelevra> oh wow fuck that
45:00 <Saemon> yeah 
45:00 <johninja> i got it bad the other day
45:00 <Picard> what have i missed?
45:00 <johninja> but didn't get the runs
45:00 <Serenity> had to have a bucket next to the toilet
45:00 <Kelevra> I peed myself when pregnant
45:00 <johninja> just spewed pizz everywhere
45:00 <Saemon> i had to have a bunch of toilet wedged between by ass crack
45:00 <johninja> it was nice too
45:00 <TheRiddler> the spew shit 1s are the worst
45:00 <Loof> mel you guys got a spare room? lol
45:00 <johninja> such a shame
45:00 <Serenity> so i could spew and poop at the same time
45:00 <ShadowLurker> then freezer stock
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> now i dont know
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont need to freeze sperm
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have a daughter
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> one is enough
45:00 <ShadowLurker> the ex
45:00 <ShadowLurker> in the freezer
45:00 <ShadowLurker> oh god Doodle you explain
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> i only keep good meat in the freezer ShadowLurker
45:00 <Doodle> lol cbf
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> not old stuff
46:00 <Kelevra> like fuck I was so let down by my body
46:00 <Kelevra> Loof kind of, we have room to store about four people
46:00 <johninja> wow i can hear the guy upstairs stomping over my music
46:00 <Kelevra> four more*
46:00 <johninja> something is wrong here
46:00 <Saemon> maybe he's havin sex
46:00 <Kelevra> johninja what if it's a chick
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes, sex
46:00 <johninja> we could probably fit another body in the freezer Kelevra
46:00 <Loof> lol
46:00 <Kelevra> O
46:00 <Kelevra> M
46:00 <Kelevra> G
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> people stomp whilst having sex Saemon
46:00 <Serenity> hnngg
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> hi nerdygirl
46:00 <nerdygirl> hi
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> how nerdy are u
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> ?
47:00 <Kelevra> I saw that dead irc chick at frankston
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> stomp on your fucking head, dimwit.
47:00 <Kelevra> wtf was her name
47:00 <Saemon> maybe its the sound of the bed bouncing
47:00 <johninja> lol no
47:00 <Skirmish> I have a full appreciation for just how difficult it must be to speak asian languages working here. 
47:00 <Kelevra> I swear she isn't dead
47:00 <johninja> THEY are stomping
47:00 <johninja> one of those stompy people
47:00 <Kelevra> I hear rolling
47:00 <Skirmish> Just had to do a return crew check with 11 and they all just babbled along in their own language. 
47:00 <TheRiddler> dead irc chick?
47:00 <johninja> they did a fart on the balcony the other night too
47:00 <Kelevra> was it your gf?
47:00 <johninja> while we were smoking
47:00 <Nikky`> Night Night one n all
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> nite hun
47:00 <Doodle> nini Nikkypoos ^_^
47:00 <Lumeah> night
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> seeyou in a week or 2
47:00 <Nikky`> okie dokie 
48:00 <johninja> was so hard not to laugh out loud
48:00 <TheRiddler> was it sonia?
48:00 <Kelevra> nah
48:00 <TheRiddler> oh
48:00 <Loof> mel and johninja you guys buy chop chop?
48:00 <Kelevra> black hair big girl, uses a wheelchair
48:00 <johninja> i would be interested man
48:00 <Loof> i gotta show you's where to buy it
48:00 <johninja> oh cool
48:00 <Loof> 100 cigs $25
48:00 <TheRiddler> umm ok
48:00 <Kelevra> Loof nah but I would if I could find it
48:00 <Loof> already made up
48:00 <Loof> cool i know two places i'll show you
48:00 <TheRiddler> no one 1 I know
48:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Patrick Hernandez - Born To Be Alive.mp3 (5.88MB 128kbps Stereo 6:25)
49:00 <Saemon> wheres Basturdly_One?
49:00 <Kelevra> can't remember the chicks name
49:00 <TheRiddler> you sure it wasn't the crow in a wheelchair :p
49:00 <Kelevra> shes unforgettable though
49:00 <Kelevra> Loof sweet
49:00 <Loof> anything for you guys
49:00 <Kelevra> any money savers are good to know when you have a leech.. I mean child
49:00 <Kelevra> lol
49:00 <Loof> and angel
49:00 <Kelevra> <3
49:00 <Saemon> ah thecrow
49:00 <Loof> <3
49:00 <ShadowLurker> ride the pork bus to pound town
49:00 <Maurice> Good lord
49:00 <Saemon> wat ever happened to her?
50:00 <Serenity> john killed her
50:00 <Kelevra> john fucked her offline
50:00 <Saemon> `seen thecrow
50:00 <Kelevra> good riddence
50:00 <TheRiddler> you sure it wasn't Jo in a wheelchair
50:00 <Saemon> she was so outspoken and opinionated
50:00 <Saemon> same with renee
50:00 <Loof> i hated thecow
50:00 <Saemon> lol
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmm
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> fiona
51:00 <Kelevra> nah the chicks name started with a b I think not bron
51:00 <Kelevra> it was a downy name and she said she was dying
51:00 <Saemon> amsy was a good chick
51:00 <Loof> amsy rules
51:00 <Saemon> wat happened to her?
51:00 <Kelevra> how many chicks are in wheelchairs on here
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> amsy!
51:00 <doctor> i like em uncertain and lacking selfesteem
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> is she dead?
51:00 <Loof> amsy is still in cunts
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> amzz
51:00 <Saemon> dont see her in here anymorer
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
51:00 <Saemon> oh
51:00 <johninja> the amsy still lives
51:00 <Saemon> why doesnt she come in herE?
51:00 <johninja> she just got sick of some of the fuckwits here
51:00 <ShadowLurker> cos you
51:00 <Saemon> she used to be a regular
51:00 <Saemon> oh ic
51:00 <Loof> saemon cause this room is feral
52:00 <Kelevra> wtf are our neighbours doing this is incredible
52:00 <Maurice> Yeah, it was all him..
52:00 <johninja> lol i might come listen
52:00 <Serenity> Kelevra
52:00 <Serenity> are you talking about bree?
52:00 <Kelevra> I feel like ripping out a joel line
52:00 <Serenity> cause she was kind of TheRiddler's fiance
52:00 <Kelevra> 'I'LL KNIFE FUCK YA'
52:00 <Kelevra> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
52:00 <Kelevra> bree
52:00 <Kelevra> it was bree
53:00 <Serenity> yeah she was ash's fiance
53:00 <Serenity> pieter says i look like her =/
53:00 <TheRiddler> maybe it was her doppleganger
53:00 <Maurice> Pieter can talk, he looks like a undernourished horse
53:00 <Kelevra> this lady I saw legit looked like her
53:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
53:00 <johninja> lol 
53:00 <TheRiddler> she doesn't have black hair tho
53:00 <TheRiddler> she has light brown
54:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: Isn’t that what most substance abusers look like?
54:00 <Maurice> Shes got no hair no
54:00 <Maurice> w
54:00 <Serenity> i dont think i look anything like her
54:00 <Kelevra> ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
54:00 <Maurice> Giddyup
54:00 <johninja> lolol
54:00 <Loof> rip piet
54:00 <Serenity> then again
54:00 <johninja> neeeeghheeeeyaahhh
54:00 <Kelevra> is piet quitting irc?
54:00 <Serenity> pieter also thinks that sonia and bree were the same person
54:00 <ShadowLurker> pieters head exploded on account of Serenity making him rage so hard
54:00 <Serenity> no hes banned
54:00 <Loof> i'm sure he's od'd
54:00 <Loof> finally
54:00 <Loof> it's been like a week
54:00 <Skirmish> GOD i love Anzac biscuits.  I am desperately trying to save the 2 I have left for after midnight but I so want to eat them now.
55:00 <Kelevra> if I had a penis I'd be so hard right now
55:00 <ShadowLurker> its permban
55:00 <Loof> lol
55:00 <ShadowLurker> hopefully
55:00 <Kelevra> I'M LEAKING
55:00 <johninja> piet thought mandyjane and misspiggy mandy were the same person
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <johninja> i get the resemblance
55:00 <johninja> but still
55:00 <Serenity> hes banned until he stops his nonsense about facebook
55:00 <Serenity> so perm
55:00 <Maurice> Whos misspiggy mandy
55:00 <TheRiddler> hai Fiona
55:00 <Picard> many a slut has come and gone from irc
55:00 <couleurs> Bye cooper
55:00 <Serenity> the slag he was rooting Maurice
55:00 <Kelevra> is misspiggy the one who stares at public in public who fucked pieter
55:00 <Kelevra> ?
55:00 <Maurice> Ahh
55:00 <johninja> yeh
55:00 <johninja> that one
55:00 <Serenity> yeah
56:00 <Kelevra> I've seen her irl
56:00 <Skirmish> Piet will be writing essays to Austnet owners about his right to be a part of this channel and how he should be ops.
56:00 <Serenity> cupcake
56:00 <Kelevra> she just stared at me while I was incompacitated
56:00 <johninja> i miss cooper :(
56:00 <Kelevra> then when I came online she was like 'wanna fight'
56:00 <Maurice> Mind you, mandyjane does resemble the real miss piggy
56:00 <Serenity> he did that to longie last time he got banned Skirmish
56:00 <Loof> lol
56:00 <Kelevra> fkn bogan wankturded bitch
56:00 <Serenity> literally like 5 pages worth of shit in longies facebook inbox
56:00 <Skirmish> lol
56:00 <Loof> is it cold?
56:00 <Kelevra> in person she just stared at me
56:00 <Loof> or is it just me?
56:00 <Kelevra> it is chilly
56:00 <TheRiddler> ol
57:00 <Loof> cool
57:00 <Skirmish> That should be hosted somewhere for everyone to read
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
57:00 <johninja> put the heater on woman
57:00 <Loof> lol
57:00 <Serenity> longie just deleted it i think
57:00 <Kelevra> I got a jumper on
57:00 <Loof> know your place woman!
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> i deleted longie
57:00 <Kelevra> this is my place, I'm a floor person
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> he no longer exists!
57:00 <johninja> lol
57:00 <johninja> i'm going to finish this cig 
57:00 <johninja> oh my
58:00 <Kelevra> couch is too far from the tv lol
58:00 <johninja> i'm getting randy
58:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: If someone photoshopped miss piggys head onto posing VB can holding mandyjane’s body I would probably die from laughing instead of breathing. 
58:00 <Maurice> I know you're hinting for me to do that, but I can't
58:00 <Maurice> I don't have the skills nor the pic
58:00 <Kelevra> oh man speaking of photoshop and shit, I found this video I have of carl
58:00 <Loof> oh mark left before i got his asl :(
58:00 <Kelevra> man I showed john and he's like wtf
58:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <Skirmish> I don’t know if anyone has a clean pic anymore.  Just Serenity’s version of her with cum dripping off her.
58:00 <Kelevra> its so good
59:00 <Maurice> Lol
59:00 <johninja> yeh that pretty funny
59:00 <johninja> they are fighting next door again babe
59:00 <johninja> yay
59:00 <Maurice> Ok thanks for telling me love
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> sezz do you have a cum pic hunz?
59:00 <johninja> np
59:00 <Skirmish> Is anyone here a bit of a history buff?  
59:00 <johninja> yeh
59:00 <Maurice> :D
59:00 <Kelevra> omg I'm coming to listen, I love judy springer hour
59:00 <johninja> i know my history
00:00 <Kelevra> brb
00:00 <Serenity> i love it when our neighbours fight
00:00 <johninja> Saemon too
00:00 <Serenity> its always about who bought the last stick
00:00 <johninja> its a good one babe
00:00 <johninja> hurry
00:00 <Skirmish> I want to recommend “Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History” to you all.  It’s a podcast. 
00:00 <johninja> ahh i see
00:00 <Maurice> I think my newest neighbour has gutted his kitchen coz hes been having a bbq in his carport for the last 2 weeks
00:00 <Kelevra> LOL Serenity
00:00 <Maurice> Either that or he just really likes bbqs
00:00 <Serenity> he full kicked the fuck out of her car last time
01:00 <Serenity> her rear quarter panel was fully caved in
01:00 <Maurice> Serenity. You are a liar.
01:00 <Maurice> Pot is not harmful
01:00 <Serenity> oh right
01:00 <Maurice> It would not cause someone to harm an innocent car
01:00 <Picard> pics?
01:00 <Serenity> i bet ive never smoked it in my life
01:00 <Maurice> I'm very anti weed
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
02:00 <Skirmish> Hundreds of medical professionals are all wrong. It’s all part of a conspiracy to stop people making things out of hemp.
02:00 <Serenity> well that doesnt even make sense
02:00 <Serenity> because hemp doesnt have tbh
02:00 <Serenity> thc
02:00 <killmemories> yeh you tell them!
02:00 <ShadowLurker> gubberment conspiracy brainwashing
02:00 <Skirmish> It’s the rantings of a druggo ….. they never make sense. 
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> one more beer then bed
02:00 <Lumeah> ok
03:00 <johninja> i smoke weed nd i'm proud
03:00 <Kelevra> depends how stoned I am
03:00 <Kelevra> but I can function pretty well when stoned
03:00 <Serenity> i dont have anything against it
03:00 <Kelevra> never kicked a car in though
03:00 <Serenity> i just dont think its healthy for someone whos sick
03:00 <johninja> you hit one with a candlestick holder tho
03:00 <johninja> lol
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> come drink beer in bed with me
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> kgo
03:00 <Lumeah> ok
03:00 <Lumeah> is it warm?
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes but i can fart to make it warmer
04:00 <Kelevra> yeah lol sezz was on for that lol
04:00 <Kelevra> I smoke weed when I'm sick
04:00 <Maurice> She means mentally
04:00 <johninja> ahh yeh
04:00 <Kelevra> I figure I'm going to die anyway by that stage
04:00 <johninja> she might have a point
04:00 <Kelevra> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
04:00 <dematerialised> i recommend people with chest infections smoke pot er day
04:00 <Kelevra> yeah mental smokers are fucked up man
04:00 <johninja> we were talking about it last night
04:00 <dematerialised> 11/10 fully documented doctors agree
04:00 <dematerialised> its good for you
04:00 <Kelevra> dematerialised good recommendation
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am naked and not cold
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> so must be warm
05:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
05:00 <ShadowLurker> just ask chris
05:00 <Serenity> people who dont clean their festy bongs are prone to bronchitis
05:00 <ShadowLurker> i not dumb i sad
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <johninja> i like me bronchitus
05:00 <johninja> keeps the lungs clean
05:00 <Kelevra> nah it's not bad
05:00 <TheRiddler> AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT
05:00 <dematerialised> this guy is a doctor
05:00 <Loof> mel you still got all those bongs?
05:00 <dematerialised> of art
05:00 <dematerialised> but ignore that
05:00 <Loof> or chucked em out?
05:00 <TheRiddler> my lord jesus there's a fire
05:00 <Lumeah> ahh ok
05:00 <Lumeah> not sure im in need of a fart thanks
06:00 <Kelevra> I once erroded a stem though cause my bong was so funky
06:00 <Kelevra> Loof nah only two left I think and both have been used
06:00 <johninja> yeh i have smoked a plastic bottle 3/4 full of resin as an experiment
06:00 <Loof> ah np
06:00 <Kelevra> I'm going to get another offline so I'll grab one for you aswell just let me know what you prefer
06:00 <TheRiddler> you can now get duff beer at BWS
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> J
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> how u like that chick bro ;)
06:00 <TheRiddler> it's actually beer n not the root beer version that US has
07:00 <Kelevra> offline?
07:00 <Kelevra> ONLINE
07:00 <Loof> k cool
07:00 <Loof> ty
07:00 <Kelevra> see this is why people should never do drugs and they should just sleep heaps
07:00 <Kelevra> =P
07:00 <johninja> lol
07:00 <Kelevra> I almost put coffee in angels milk this morning
07:00 <Kelevra> fuzz brains
07:00 <johninja> and not stay up for 5 hours talking in bed
07:00 <killmemories> who is angel?
07:00 <Maurice> Put a pep in her step
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> u have been able to get duff for a few months now
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> most bottleshops have it here
07:00 <Fez> They got ffud?
08:00 <Kelevra> angel is a baby that lives in my house mooching off me
08:00 <Maurice> Time she got a job
08:00 <killmemories> angel sounds like drugs
08:00 <Kelevra> she's too lazy, she won't even walk anywhere
08:00 <faux> Maurice what did you want yesti 'i have a bone 2 pick w faux'
08:00 <Kelevra> her name is really angelina
08:00 <faux> whatd i do now ;D
08:00 <Kelevra> we call her angel or fat ang
08:00 <johninja> lol
08:00 <johninja> or greg
08:00 <Skirmish> Duff beer from BWS you say?  
08:00 <Skirmish> I am so there ... 
09:00 <couleurs> *lol*
09:00 <Kelevra> yeah greg is her alternate persona
09:00 <faux> *lol*
09:00 <Kelevra> greg is such an a-hole
09:00 <johninja> greg is when i want a  son
09:00 <johninja> i dress her in boy clothes
09:00 <johninja> he's a shit son tho
09:00 <johninja> such a sook
09:00 <Kelevra> haha
09:00 <couleurs> jailbroke mah iphone used 2 b a fukcen pinapple but w/evez
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> The head of the Australian Medical Association has labelled plans by Woolworths to stock new alcoholic product Duff beer in their BWS and Dan Murphys stores as "dangerous" and "increasing the social acceptability of alcohol misuse".
10:00 <faux> um  , no ?
10:00 <faux> um                          , ?
10:00 <couleurs> Suck it , bitchez :P
10:00 <Aleksander> johninja
10:00 <Aleksander> johninja: how are you?
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
11:00 <johninja> lol matty the fatty has started again
11:00 <johninja> cute
11:00 <johninja> who did you upset matty?
11:00 <johninja> seems someone is a little angry with you
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> the beer we had was legendary duff beer
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> got banned
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> fox sued for copyright laws
13:00 <Loof> computer games are too easy while not stoned
13:00 <johninja> lol
13:00 <johninja> i wouldn't know
13:00 <Loof> lol
13:00 <Loof> you have mel games
13:00 <Loof> you dont need computer games
14:00 <Loof> you have her to play with
15:00 <Kelevra> haha
15:00 <johninja> ;)
15:00 <johninja> i have haxxxx
15:00 <Loof> lol
15:00 <Kelevra> he'd swap me for a ps4+2games and bag of weed anyday
15:00 <johninja> lol
15:00 <johninja> sif
15:00 <Kelevra> =P
15:00 <johninja> 3 games
15:00 <Loof> pml
15:00 <Kelevra> so I'm now worth about 7 hundy
15:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/ezGj7.jpg
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> is that a man with candy pants?
15:00 <TheRiddler> no
16:00 <Kelevra> not even
16:00 <johninja> yeh bit steep
16:00 <johninja> i reckon you'll get there though
16:00 <johninja> not many Kelevras left in running order
16:00 <Skirmish> johninja: Advice … don’t start playing world of warcraft.  Kelevra may start having flash backs.
16:00 <Loof> lol
16:00 <Maurice> faux I can't remember
16:00 <faux> dammit
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> seen better
16:00 <TheRiddler> her face is too feminine to be a guy
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <johninja> i have never played WoW and i don't intend to start now
17:00 <Loof> dont bother
17:00 <Loof> it's dead
17:00 <johninja> i just know the leeeeerooooyyy jenkinssss meme
17:00 <johninja> thats bout all i got out of wow
17:00 <Loof> lol
17:00 <johninja> pretyt hilarious tho
17:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/PMQLDunHnkU
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17:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have more feminine shemales
18:00 <couleurs> Good Song
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> seen
18:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.dildo-generator.com/
20:00 <couleurs> hi Victoria missed u
20:00 <Victoria> hello
20:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nN7dAJF10o
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21:00 <Picard> i have an erection
21:00 <Loof> hi want sex?
21:00 <simba> gay
21:00 <partay> 1000kg
22:00 <Kelevra> [21:18:23] <Skirmish> johninja: Advice … don’t start playing world of warcraft.  Kelevra may start having flash backs.
22:00 <killmemories> flash backs of the beating
22:00 <Kelevra> he knows my fears of becoming once again a wow shut in
22:00 <johninja> don't you need a prescription for viagra?
23:00 <Serenity> i was a wow widow once
23:00 <Serenity> never ever again
24:00 <Lish> Hahaha
24:00 <Loof> Mewsums!
24:00 <Picard> mewslut
25:00 <Loof> MarkMelb43 asl?
25:00 <Picard> 24
25:00 <Picard> perth
25:00 <Picard> female
25:00 <Picard> <georgeandwell> id rather pay rent that take $400k and set fire to it, when i could spend it on hookers
26:00 <Picard> this cunt isnt normal
26:00 <Mew> Loofums, Cpt Dickhard
26:00 <Mew> wassuuuup
26:00 <Picard> my penis is up
26:00 <Picard> wanna see it?
26:00 <Loof> not much just wizzy dizzying to fake a high
27:00 <Loof> thinking of moving on to glue sniffing soon as it's not working
28:00 <Loof> i'd go petrol but that's for abos
28:00 <Mew> just buy some milk thistle 
28:00 <Loof> does it get you high?
28:00 <Mew> i know someone who swears by it
28:00 <Mew> no lol
28:00 <Mew> it cleans your test
29:00 <Picard> bullshit
29:00 <Loof> when do you use it?
29:00 <Loof> right before?
29:00 <Loof> how long does it take?
29:00 <Picard> 36 hours
30:00 <Loof> i'm going to make my psych cry from abuse tomorrow
30:00 <Picard> y
30:00 <Loof> that's my goal
31:00 <Loof> stupid slag
31:00 <Picard> you are a fuckhead
31:00 <Loof> bung bung billy bung bung
32:00 <Loof> whenever johninja and kelevra dissapear i like to think that they've gone to have sex, it makes my balls tingle
33:00 <Kelevra> nah I was observing him clean his teeth and he asked me if i thought if he was a wanker in relation to another convo
33:00 <Picard> nuh, they just went to get the bong
33:00 <Loof> boring
33:00 <Loof> go have sex
33:00 <Kelevra> I almost fired him
33:00 <Loof> :P
33:00 <Loof> lol
33:00 <Kelevra> nah I'm going to watch this
34:00 <Kelevra> AMAZING MEDICAL STORIES - CAN'T STOP GROWING
34:00 <Kelevra> Thursday 29th May at 9:30 pm (60 minutes)
34:00 <Kelevra> Proteus Syndrome is one of the rarest medical conditions known to man. With only 200 known cases, the carrier suffers abnormal continual growth in specific body parts. Tonight we ask the question 'What's it like to live in a body that won't stop growing?'
34:00 <Kelevra> hoping to see a huge penis or something weird
34:00 <TheRiddler> a huge clit lol
34:00 <Loof> i swear my head has Proteus syndrome
34:00 <Loof> lol
35:00 <Loof> did john tell you about that guy calling me karl williams?
35:00 <TheRiddler> cats down by 104 points
35:00 <Kelevra> no lol what happened/
35:00 <TheRiddler> :/
35:00 <Loof> some guy called me karl williams in the city
35:00 <johninja> oh yeh this guy reckoned loof looked like carl williams as we walked past
35:00 <johninja> some people talk too loud
36:00 <Loof> yep
36:00 <Kelevra> lol did the guy realise he's dead?
36:00 <Kelevra> and way shorter then you
36:00 <johninja> and he wasn't like 6'4
36:00 <johninja> lol yeh
36:00 <Loof> lol i said "oh there she is!" about his gf too loud
36:00 <johninja> anyways not sure if it was a compliment or an insult
36:00 <Loof> i think that's why he did it
36:00 <Kelevra> LOL
36:00 <johninja> carl was pretty badass
36:00 <Loof> yeah hehe
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> carl williams was an idiot
37:00 <Loof> i liked that pub
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
37:00 <johninja> it was expensive tho
37:00 <johninja> but yeh
37:00 <johninja> pretty chil
37:00 <Loof> damn was it
37:00 <Loof> sorry man
37:00 <johninja> nah all good bro
37:00 <johninja> it was fun
37:00 <Loof> yep :)
38:00 <Kelevra> well there goes that show
38:00 <johninja> lo
38:00 <johninja> what happen
38:00 <Kelevra> woman with huge legs and a kid who it's head wouldn't stop growing
38:00 <Kelevra> the kid made me upset
38:00 <johninja> i was gonna come lye on you while you watched
38:00 <johninja> i see
38:00 <Loof> hot
38:00 <Kelevra> the ladies legs were ten stone
38:00 <johninja> you watch some twisted shit
38:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <Kelevra> so whats that in kilos?
38:00 <johninja> hmm
38:00 <johninja> not sure what a stone is
39:00 <johninja> 2.2 pounds to a kg
39:00 <Serenity> 7 kilo to a stone
39:00 <Serenity> i think
39:00 <Loof> was her legs all muscle or fat?
39:00 <Kelevra> we could watch it but the kid looks so sad that I could probably cry
39:00 <johninja> 70kg
39:00 <Serenity> 6.35029
39:00 <Kelevra> was muscles and fat
39:00 <Serenity> 6.3kh to a stone
39:00 <johninja> 63kg
39:00 <Kelevra> her shoes were huge cause I think her feet grow too
39:00 <johninja> well done team
39:00 <johninja> elephantitus?
39:00 <Kelevra> so her legs weigh more then my whole body
40:00 <Kelevra> nah it's called
40:00 <partay> ewwwwww
40:00 <johninja> eep is that all you weigh?
40:00 <johninja> wow
40:00 <Kelevra>  Proteus Syndrome 
40:00 <johninja> my legs probs do too
40:00 <Kelevra> but they think it could be the same as what elephant man had
40:00 <Loof> i seem to have to tilt my head up when i talk to you johninja
40:00 <Loof> how tall are you?
40:00 <Kelevra> he reckons you're taller
41:00 <Loof> nah man
41:00 <partay> johninja is a handsome man 
41:00 <johninja> http://www.primehealthchannel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Elephantitis-balls.jpg 
41:00 <johninja> i hear party is quite spectacular myself
42:00 <Kelevra> I've seen both of your penis'
42:00 <johninja> lol
42:00 <partay> im a set in my ways grumpy old cunt 
42:00 <Maurice> I've only seen one
42:00 <Maurice> partay send me yours
42:00 <Maurice> Boom tish
42:00 <partay> lol
42:00 <Kelevra> he will, it's a nice penis
42:00 <Maurice> I've seen it, I need johninjas now to be equal to you, Kelevra
42:00 <Kelevra> see that's love right there
42:00 <robot> is Kelevra comparing dicks again
43:00 <Kelevra> lol
43:00 <Maurice> I'd send you Cams but I don't have a pic of it
43:00 <partay> robot doesnt share his monster cock with just anyone
43:00 <johninja> i'm not sure how i feel about her complimenting other mens penii
43:00 <Kelevra> I've only seens johns irl and in pics and partay's in picture form
43:00 <robot> pix of dix
43:00 <Kelevra> hey you always say nice rack or did you see what that chick was wearing
43:00 <johninja> lol
43:00 <Kelevra> you bitch.
44:00 <johninja> good point
44:00 <partay> johninja shes just ausing us.. her love for you penis is real 
44:00 <partay> amusing*
44:00 <Loof> i would be executed for that
44:00 <Kelevra> yes
44:00 <Kelevra> I showed you that last night
44:00 <johninja> oh i knows this ;)
44:00 <partay> wait what 
44:00 <Kelevra> fuck I was in form..
44:00 <johninja> yeh you were on fire
44:00 <Kelevra> mau you'd have been so proud
44:00 <Skirmish> Just don’t think that the next time she closes her eyes during sex she is pretending it’s Partay. 
44:00 <Kelevra> Maurice even
44:00 <johninja> just pretty much had her way with me
44:00 <Maurice> Did you get bruised
44:00 <partay> pertending ?
45:00 <johninja> then went to bed
45:00 <johninja> and snored
45:00 <Kelevra> nah I wasn't drunk
45:00 <johninja> lol
45:00 <johninja> ok i made that last bit up
46:00 <Kelevra> I always close my eyes during sex but last night like every night, during the deed I fantasized about him yet again
46:00 <johninja> partay?>
46:00 <johninja> sheesh
46:00 <Kelevra> YOU YA FAGGOT
46:00 <johninja> ;p
46:00 <Kelevra> ssly i'll o all pieter on you if you keep this up
46:00 <Fez> Breasts
46:00 <Kelevra> see theres pieter coming through there^
46:00 <johninja> please don't tell piet
46:00 <johninja> i don't want his facebook people after me
47:00 <Loof> you mean you'll offer him drugs for sex?
47:00 <Kelevra> hey can I play his wank video in the bedroom?
47:00 <johninja> lol
47:00 <johninja> its not so much a wank video
47:00 <Kelevra> toe video
47:00 <johninja> just some dude touching his floppy dick for half n hour
47:00 <killmemories> pieters wank video
47:00 <Kelevra> soft rubbing video
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <johninja> lmao
47:00 <Skirmish> “Join in with the team of #cats and put an end to #ircbullies”! 
47:00 <Kelevra> cant get it up video
47:00 <partay> omg.. is that video on funniest home videos 
47:00 <Kelevra> 8 fucking minutes of softness
48:00 <johninja> lol
48:00 <TheRiddler> atleast mine aren't that bad
48:00 <TheRiddler> :p
48:00 <robot> what Kelevra eats for dinner http://imgur.com/gallery/skV7FG2
48:00 <johninja> i think i might just go to bed
48:00 <johninja> that has turned me off
48:00 <johninja> mmm faggotini
48:00 <Kelevra> dw babes I'll whisper his name before you climax tonight
48:00 <partay> oh robot.. plays trumps 
48:00 <Kelevra> really set in those fucked up thoughts
48:00 <partay> i just had a gaytime
49:00 <johninja> i won't be mean
49:00 <partay> ./msg Kelevra thanks for the boob pic too 
49:00 <johninja> :o
49:00 <partay> shit 
49:00 <Kelevra> lol
49:00 <johninja> you harlot
49:00 <Maurice> I hope you used protection
50:00 <Kelevra> I actually don't have any boob pics on here nor porn
50:00 <Skirmish> You saucy strumpet! 
50:00 <johninja> just good christian music and bible stories
50:00 <Kelevra> noooooooo
50:00 <partay> i know i have them 
50:00 <Kelevra> well they do exist
50:00 <johninja> there are boobs
50:00 <Kelevra> I only have one bible story and it's not exactly a bible story
50:00 <robot> this.  may be the best greentext i have ever read
50:00 <robot> http://imgur.com/gallery/JMFGk73
50:00 <johninja> but the real boob beats the pictured boob tenfold
50:00 <Kelevra> it's fkn the book of enoch, you know how hard it is to read that shit and take it in
50:00 <partay> nope went in commando
51:00 <johninja> yeh
51:00 <johninja> i have it too lol
51:00 <johninja> and i just cbf with it
51:00 <Kelevra> did you copy it from me?
51:00 <johninja> just hppy to know its there
51:00 <johninja> n
51:00 <johninja> i got it somewhere else
51:00 <johninja> was in ancient aliens
51:00 <Kelevra> so you're an ebook and actual book hoarder?
51:00 <johninja> ;)
51:00 <johninja> yes
51:00 <Kelevra> fml
52:00 <partay> the mathabator
52:00 <johninja> Kurt Saxon - The Poor Mans James Bond (All Vols)
52:00 <johninja> pretty fucked up book that one
52:00 <johninja> looks like it was written by piet
52:00 <Kelevra> that'd be a read
52:00 <johninja> Uncle Fester - Secrets of Methamphetamine Manufacture
52:00 <partay> winnie cooper is still hot
53:00 <johninja> piet would probs like that one
53:00 <Kelevra> imagine if he had a diary
53:00 <johninja> lmao
53:00 <johninja> ahahahah
53:00 <Kelevra> PIETER 4 IRC
53:00 <couleurs> i hate u guys
53:00 <johninja> hate is how couleurs shows affection
54:00 <johninja> tis all he knows
54:00 <partay> wheres mew and her mewbs 
54:00 <johninja> these streets have left him cold and on a search for redemtion
54:00 <TheRiddler> Cases of spontaneous orgasm associated with yawning and clomipramine (the active ingredient contained in Anafranil) therapy have been reported.
54:00 <johninja> he's basically the punisher but more hipster
54:00 <partay> would bang 
55:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.drugs.com/sfx/anafranil-side-effects.html
55:00 <TheRiddler> from there
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol imagine that
55:00 <johninja> i heard a sneeze is like 1/3 of an orgasm
55:00 <johninja> not sure if thats a myth though
56:00 <johninja> mel does tripple sneezes
56:00 <johninja> so maybe its true
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo dinner in teh oven
56:00 <Kelevra> Dear Diary, God I hate that bitch Serenity, she's so fat. All those bitches who hate me are. I want heaps of drugs but i'm trying to compose this facebook page about all these assholes who say hateful shit to me. Maybe i'll just lick some meth off the bathroom floor where I dropped that point on Sunday. Anyway diary, I'll be back soon to devulge the rest of myself to you. P.s. Did I mention I'm the best and super sexy. Take care diary. On ya bik
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> i do double sneezes
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> sometimes followed by a third
56:00 <johninja> lmao Kelevra
56:00 <johninja> nailed it
56:00 <Maurice> Lol
57:00 <Serenity> oh he tried to throw you under the bus too at one point Kelevra
57:00 <Serenity> no wait
57:00 <Serenity> that was awolf
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> You guys hear that the Japanese are complaining about Godzilla being too fat
57:00 <Kelevra> yeah he said some really weird shit hey
57:00 <Serenity> saying you let the cat out of the bag im fat etc
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> with a neck "Like an American Footballer."
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
57:00 <Serenity> im like.. i didnt know it was a secret..
57:00 <Skirmish> Pieter is the next person to go on a shooting rampage because women don’t like him.
57:00 <Kelevra> I let the cat out of the bag?
58:00 <Serenity> yeah apparently
58:00 <Maurice> Shooting up rampage
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> Dear Diary, and please write back this time.
58:00 <Maurice> I hope I make his FB page
58:00 <Kelevra> like he thinks you care lol
58:00 <Maurice> But then I have it on good authority I'm pretty boring
58:00 <Kelevra> LOL josh
58:00 <Loof> johninja i'm very interested in those ecigs
58:00 <johninja> oh true man
58:00 <johninja> he should have them by now
58:00 <johninja> has everything
58:00 <Loof> maybe we could meet up and i'll show you where the chop chop shop is next week or some shit
59:00 <johninja> sweet as man
59:00 <Loof> :)
59:00 <johninja> he works
59:00 <Serenity> so far its just me and faux he has pix of apparently
59:00 <Maurice> Bugger, I've spammed mine enough
59:00 <Loof> any idea how much they are?
59:00 <Maurice> Why doesnt he like me :(
59:00 <Loof> i have ejuice
59:00 <johninja> i can ask man
59:00 <Loof> ty :)
59:00 <Serenity> apparently i look like bree and faux looks like that green thing from ghost busters
59:00 <johninja> what you looking for?
59:00 <partay> Maurice cos you wont bat off on cam for him
00:00 <johninja> i don't know much about them
00:00 <Serenity> i have two ecigs i dont use
00:00 <Serenity> i should end them to johninja
00:00 <dematerialised> faux is definitely no slimer
00:00 <Maurice> Yeah but I wont for you either
00:00 <dematerialised> more like casper
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> ecigs suck balls
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> beagle gave me one and they suck balls
00:00 <TheRiddler> faux can slime me :p
00:00 <johninja> oh yay ecigs
00:00 <Serenity> ones got a button that you push when you inhale
00:00 <partay> id slime faux
00:00 <Serenity> and the other has automatic drawing
00:00 <Serenity> BlackDevil skirmish wants to know if you can lift his zline he didnt know that link was banned
01:00 <johninja> ok i asked him
01:00 <johninja> oh cool
01:00 <Kelevra> I'd try an ecig
01:00 <Loof> one without cartridges
01:00 <johninja> i kinda like them but my friend is really into them
01:00 <Kelevra> I once tried a puff of vanilla and it gave me a headache though
01:00 <johninja> he bought a lot in bulk from hong kong
01:00 <partay> i dont really agree with Mew in the topic 
02:00 <TheRiddler> chocolate flavour
02:00 <johninja> its pretty strong eh
02:00 <johninja> first time i got headspin in ages 
02:00 <johninja> i think he had like 24 in it
02:00 <johninja> mg
02:00 <Loof> nice
02:00 <TheRiddler> brb
02:00 <Mew> dont knock it til you try it 
03:00 <johninja> but yeh the machines look pretty rad
03:00 <Serenity> the liquid i have has no nicotine
03:00 <Serenity> just flavours
03:00 <Skirmish> I don’t think there are many guys here that wouldn’t let faux leave a snail trail on them.
03:00 <Kelevra> they look barbaric
03:00 <johninja> yeh i think you can just replace it
03:00 <johninja> the flavours are nice too
03:00 <Maurice> partay
03:00 <johninja> why didn't you dig it Serenity?
03:00 <Maurice> Was it losferwords that jizzed on some chicks pic and scanned it back in
03:00 <partay> yessum
03:00 <johninja> lol
04:00 <Serenity> im just over it now johninja i got them to help me after i was quitting mostly
04:00 <partay> yep.. what was her name... moopies or something 
04:00 <Serenity> when i used to drink i used to really want to smoke
04:00 <Maurice> schmoopies?
04:00 <johninja> oh nice, they did their job then
04:00 <partay> yes
04:00 <Serenity> but now it doesnt bother me
04:00 <partay> thats it
04:00 <partay> he did
04:00 <johninja> yeh
04:00 <Maurice> I forgot about her, I just remember he sent me the pic
04:00 <johninja> unless someone else is i bet
04:00 <partay> i saw her irl 
04:00 <Serenity> i want someone to jizz on my pic
04:00 <johninja> lol
04:00 <partay> michelin woman
04:00 <partay> seriously
04:00 <johninja> i would offer my services but yeh
04:00 <Maurice> And really, the link is all truth
05:00 <killmemories> nobody will jizz on your pic Serenity
05:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: How do you scan a jazzed on pic without putting jizz all through your scanner? 
05:00 <partay> scan first
05:00 <partay> pic of jizz
05:00 <partay> upload
05:00 <johninja> jizz cleans off scanners
05:00 <partay> apparently
05:00 <johninja> trust me
05:00 <Serenity> killmemories you sound scorned
05:00 <Serenity> have i hurt you too at some point
05:00 <partay> wheres Serenity's pic.. illprove killmemories wrong 
05:00 <partay> im usually the one waking up with my cock buried in vag
06:00 <Maurice> I'd jizz on her pic
06:00 <johninja> lol 
06:00 <Maurice> I'd even jizz on her face
06:00 <Serenity> sounds like another wounded child
06:00 <killmemories> you would jizz on anything Maurice
06:00 <johninja> i want to see a Maurice cumshot
06:00 <Maurice> I can hit a fence post at 10 paces
06:00 <johninja> lol
06:00 <johninja> *ping*
06:00 <johninja> more like *splat* i guess
06:00 <Maurice> Lol shoot tin cans off a fence
06:00 <johninja> hah
06:00 <johninja> a
06:00 <Serenity> yeah the link was fairly funny
07:00 <johninja> damn you a
07:00 <Serenity> i love all the butthurt ircers that come out of the woodwork
07:00 <Serenity> makes me nipples hard
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> ALL PRAISE ODIN THE ALMIGHTY!
07:00 <johninja> i wonder if its pz?
07:00 <johninja> he used to use nicks like that
07:00 <couleurs> i'm pz
07:00 <johninja> but apparently he moved to adelaide and got kicked out of a homeless shelter
08:00 <Serenity> probably
08:00 <johninja> so yeh
08:00 <Serenity> hes been quiet lately
08:00 <Maurice> Hes probably out sucking dick
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> chuggin down some cockdogs
08:00 <couleurs> PiZZa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> sezz
09:00 <simba> Pi ZZA
09:00 <simba> kaka
09:00 <Serenity> pizza babe
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got 2 pics up on timeline :P
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols psylo asked mum (cause she used her account) for a couple photographs and get 20 percent off next time :P
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> if ur sexy and u know it whats ur number? if ur sexy and u know it whats ur NUMBER?!
10:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Rp-otm0cg
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Port Adelaide team entry Round 10 v Hawthorn (Date not found) 2:54 - Category: Sports - 2,689 views - 52 likes (98.1%), 1 dislikes (1.9%)
10:00 <Skirmish> PandasDontDrive: You heard the song Scrubs by TLC?  Older song.  It’s written from girls to guys like you.
10:00 <Serenity> i want to rub your head
11:00 <Maurice> No I dont want no scrubs
11:00 <Maurice> A scrub is the kinda guy cant get no love from me
12:00 <couleurs> Good Song
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> LMAOZ
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> im glad madeline liked them HAHA
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> that was a terrible diss Skirmish
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> you needa hit up Matham101
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> kiss it and make a wish!!!!
13:00 <simba> Haha.
14:00 <Picard> pandis pm man
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have you silenced, dont need to read you insulting my mum and dad
14:00 <A> Skirmish knows abt postin shit abt others
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice to know you are so butthurt big guy.
15:00 <Serenity> was just a link about a group of dopey dickheads
15:00 <Serenity> no need to worry
16:00 <A> tis the same rule though
16:00 <A> still*
16:00 <YoelRomero> rofl @ Serenity
16:00 <YoelRomero> Burrrrrn bitch
17:00 <KarlPilkington> I miss her.  I really do.
17:00 <couleurs> me 2
17:00 <KarlPilkington> :(
17:00 <faux> whats all this sliming about
17:00 <YoelRomero> loooooooooooolllllllllllllllll
17:00 <Maurice> Yeah, major burn happening..
17:00 <Serenity> yes. burn
17:00 <Serenity> lol
17:00 <Serenity> reow
18:00 <Picard> how do u know who im insulting if u have me silenced?
18:00 <Picard> 0wned yourself there lad
18:00 <KarlPilkington> The usual idiots are here; what a relief.
18:00 <Picard> KarlPilkington get fucked
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolowned by picard
18:00 <KarlPilkington> Picard, will you fuck me?
18:00 <Serenity> unfortunately A its one rule for some another for others
18:00 <A> I was meanin on here
18:00 <Serenity> yes so was i
19:00 <KarlPilkington> It isn't that easy to fucked.
19:00 <faux> It isn't that easy to fucked.
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
19:00 <Loof> lol
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> It isn't that easy to fucked.
19:00 <YoelRomero> rofl
19:00 <YoelRomero> hyporite Serenity
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> so was eye!
19:00 <Serenity> yes totally
19:00 <Maurice> She didn't mean from her, you dickbag
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> Eye On Crotch
19:00 <YoelRomero> <Serenity> was just a link about a group of dopey dickheads <---- hypocrite
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> Presented by your local Dickbag
19:00 <YoelRomero> you are a loser Serenity
19:00 <Serenity> yes yes of course i am
19:00 <Maurice> Yet you were the one in the link
19:00 <Maurice> Not her
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> as Picard would say; u r a losser
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> u losser!
19:00 <Serenity> U R LOSSER
19:00 <YoelRomero> Its not me
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmfao!
19:00 <YoelRomero> LOOOOOLLLLLLLL
20:00 <KarlPilkington> I am already crying; this isn't helping.
20:00 <KarlPilkington> Maybe I could date a bald woman.
20:00 <Loof> try picard
20:00 <faux> lmao
20:00 <Maurice> Ur looser
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb walkin mum to car
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> U LOOSER!
20:00 <YoelRomero> Serenity tell me about the falcon on your fb
20:00 <YoelRomero> Is that yours?
20:00 <Serenity> why
20:00 <Serenity> u jelly brah
20:00 <YoelRomero> No
20:00 <YoelRomero> Its okay
20:00 <Serenity> y u care 4 den
20:00 <YoelRomero> I just want to know if its yours
20:00 <Serenity> it doesnt matter who it belongs to
20:00 <YoelRomero> Im going to assume its not your and you wish it was
20:00 <YoelRomero> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
21:00 <faux> dem moobz
21:00 <Loof> lol
21:00 <robot> to fucked
21:00 <KarlPilkington> http://www.okcupid.com/profile/bellsandblush
21:00 <Picard> KarlPilkington ok i will fuck u
21:00 <KarlPilkington> Promise not to wear a condom?
21:00 <Picard> hell no
21:00 <Picard> god knows wat disease u have
21:00 <Serenity> haha sure
21:00 <Maurice> Is he talking about my blue car?
21:00 <Serenity> thats EXACTLY it
21:00 <Serenity> youre so smart
21:00 <YoelRomero> Serenity whats with the purple hair?
21:00 <Serenity> i think so Maurice
21:00 <YoelRomero> trying to stand out are we?
21:00 <Maurice> How the fuck did he get my pics
21:00 <YoelRomero> being 'different'
21:00 <Serenity> thats just his passive agressive way of letting me know his loser group has been trying to stalk my fb
21:00 <YoelRomero> rofl
21:00 <Maurice> I thought I locked that shit down
21:00 <Serenity> hes younique
22:00 <KarlPilkington> It's something that we should share; I want that connection.
22:00 <Serenity> sah cleva
22:00 <Maurice> Perm ban one retard, get another in it's place
22:00 <YoelRomero> Serenity you do know that you are a loser yes?
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard there's a show on abc2 you should watch called The Men That Made Us Fat
23:00 <KarlPilkington> www.okcupid.com/profile/SelinaB
23:00 <KarlPilkington> Do you like her forehead?
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's informative and you might stop eating so much fast food if you watch it.
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> you are quite obese :/
23:00 <YoelRomero> If you didnt know, im telling you now
23:00 <YoelRomero> you are a loser.
23:00 <Serenity> ok sure
23:00 <robot> oooh
23:00 <robot> like that?
23:00 <YoelRomero> rofl
23:00 <YoelRomero> Im starting to enjoy tormenting you Serenity
24:00 <partay> KarlPilkington what you doing on that site
24:00 <KarlPilkington> Do people really need more information?  It's not obvious that fast food isn't a good option?
24:00 <couleurs> News Just In: Fast Food is Bad
24:00 <KarlPilkington> partay, looking for love, of course.  Why is anyone here?
24:00 <Serenity> Im glad you're enjoying yourself
24:00 <YoelRomero> I think we have a good old furture together,
24:00 <robot> i've seen the terrance and phillip movie who wants to touch me
24:00 <Serenity> sure thing
24:00 <YoelRomero> Serenity you are one of those people who thinks they know better and knows everything in general
24:00 <YoelRomero> why are you like this?
24:00 <Maurice> So metallic feeling
24:00 <Serenity> am i? thats so cool
24:00 <YoelRomero> Yes
24:00 <Serenity> im glad you're telling me so much about myself
25:00 <partay> errr ok
25:00 <Serenity> i dont know me very well
25:00 <Maurice> How else would you know
25:00 <YoelRomero> And when faux is around
25:00 <YoelRomero> you pretend to like her gay show freinds
25:00 <YoelRomero> as you are a loser
25:00 <Serenity> what would we do without you!
25:00 <YoelRomero> trying to fit in
25:00 <Maurice> Everybody likes Friends
25:00 <Maurice> Not so much freins
25:00 <Maurice> freinds
25:00 <Serenity> yeah i have the boxset so faux will think im cool
25:00 <YoelRomero> rofl
25:00 <Serenity> you caught me
25:00 <YoelRomero> nice try Maurice
25:00 <YoelRomero> Serenity you are a loser.
25:00 <Maurice> I don't play rugby
25:00 <Serenity> sure i am
26:00 <KarlPilkington> partay, what answer did you anticipate?
26:00 <partay> maybe looking for your missing mum 
26:00 <KarlPilkington> :/
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk me 7 eleven selling a 2litre cup of drink called a Double Gulp lol
26:00 <robot> Maurice i just had my arse buffed and shined
26:00 <Maurice> I can tell
26:00 <Maurice> Can see myself in it
26:00 <Serenity> well thats hot
26:00 <Serenity> shiny butt
26:00 <robot> lol
26:00 <YoelRomero> Serenity you know what's amusing? When I come in hear to torment johninja, and you start answering the questions I ask for him. It's like you think you know the answer to these questions more so than johninja himself.
27:00 <couleurs> k
27:00 <KarlPilkington> http://www.okcupid.com/profile/madeleineapple
27:00 <Serenity> thats amazing
27:00 <Serenity> tell me more
27:00 <Maurice> Like.. you're doing with Serenity..
27:00 <Serenity> shh dont interrupt him
27:00 <Serenity> hes on a roll
27:00 <Serenity> chicken roll. ha ha
27:00 <YoelRomero> Serenity you are not used to being on the recieving end of torment
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmz
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> :D
27:00 <YoelRomero> but tonight
27:00 <Maurice> LOL
27:00 <YoelRomero> you are being taught a lesson
28:00 <Serenity> hahaha
28:00 <Maurice> This is hardly torment
28:00 <Maurice> It's just sad
28:00 <Serenity> wow im so exicted for this
28:00 <Serenity> please teach me
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> i am so in love with this movie soundtrack
28:00 <YoelRomero> I enjoy tormenting you Serenity
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> itd be great after sex
28:00 <Serenity> im glad
28:00 <Maurice> Is it Frozen
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> give you a feeling of accomplishment
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> "I just rooted. Hmmyeah!"
28:00 <Serenity> i might watch that this weekend Maurice
28:00 <YoelRomero> Friends
28:00 <YoelRomero> the box set
28:00 <Maurice> Be prepared to get the songs stuck
28:00 <YoelRomero> lame!!
29:00 <KarlPilkington> I get matched with hot people and ugly people.  What's with that?
29:00 <YoelRomero> rofl
29:00 <Maurice> ..
29:00 <TheRiddler> malificent is out
29:00 <Lumeah> what sound track is that pandy?
29:00 <Serenity> out in cinema?
29:00 <Maurice> Yeah but it's got Jolie in it
29:00 <TheRiddler> or however it's spelt
29:00 <Maurice> Pass
29:00 <Serenity> or dvd
29:00 <TheRiddler> yes
29:00 <TheRiddler> cinema
29:00 <Lumeah> love this movie btw
29:00 <TheRiddler> as well as million ways to die in the west
29:00 <Serenity> i want to see that
31:00 <Picard> yuk
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> a present https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10368229_10152352641614471_7421742853621853034_n.jpg
31:00 <Picard> u can do better
31:00 <A> ............. "they love their movies"
32:00 <Serenity> is that bad
32:00 <A> depends on how u look at the show
32:00 <A> wether u watch it jus cause it's a gd show
32:00 <Maurice> I wouldn't mind, I love Seth McFarlane
32:00 <Maurice> He reminds me of someone but I can't put my finger on who
32:00 <Serenity> apparently hes really shit in it
32:00 <A> or u watch it n u get wat the thing is abt
33:00 <KarlPilkington> You remind me of Jim Norton.
33:00 <KarlPilkington> I used to think Louis CK was a genius.  But after the new season, I don't think so anymore.
33:00 <Serenity> according to darcy anyways
34:00 <robot> cunce
34:00 <robot> goodnight
34:00 <KarlPilkington> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/Jim_Norton_photo_by_Josh_Alder.jpg
34:00 <Maurice> According to the news I'm reading too
34:00 <robot> what's news Maurice?
34:00 <Maurice> It's how we find out whats happening around the world
34:00 <Maurice> It's rated PG though
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is my kinda chick https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10300430_742355709154402_3202039193657103060_n.jpg
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmmmmm
35:00 <KarlPilkington> I don't like her piercings.
35:00 <KarlPilkington> Closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you've ever seen
36:00 <couleurs> she's be good looking if she wasn't a dickhaed
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love them ehehe, when she takes them out she looks great too
36:00 <KarlPilkington> Do you have a picture of them out?
37:00 <KarlPilkington> I think not matter who I am with, I get bored of their face.
37:00 <Picard> fuck this im off top bed, i have a plane to catch tomorrow
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> she has one somewhere her fb is Monami Frost
37:00 <KarlPilkington> Is that a euphemism for sucking cock, Picard?
37:00 <Picard> nope
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
37:00 <Picard> im off to melbourne 
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> for "business"
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> going to root any hookers Andy?
38:00 <Picard> this cunt sure cant stop talking about me, its getting unhealthy pandis
38:00 <Picard> u should move on
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> *rolls eyes*
38:00 <KarlPilkington> http://ak3.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/160x160/160x160/63x147/927x1011/2/8582098406695468066.jpeg
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolowned
38:00 <Picard> im not interested in a drug fucked loser who's family hates
38:00 <KarlPilkington> I hate how OKCupid makes you upload a photo now.
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> is that Picard in drag KarlPilkington?
38:00 <KarlPilkington> I hope so!
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> samez <3
38:00 <Picard> die in a fire cunt
39:00 <Skirmish> Why do you guys aim so far higher than you are capable of getting? 
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> gee
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think i made him angry
39:00 <johninja> start out small man
39:00 <johninja> work your way up
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> Skirmish what do you know about us?
39:00 <Picard> where the fuck is flight my370
39:00 <Skirmish> Plenty. 
39:00 <Picard> mh*
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> you look at it the wrong way Skirmish
39:00 <johninja> bermuda triangle
39:00 <Picard> how the fuck to you just lose a plane?
40:00 <Skirmish> The amount of time you spend on here talking about women whilst never having a woman tells me absolutely all I need to know.
40:00 <johninja> apparently there is a bermuda triangle in asia too
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think the chick looks cool and you must think im sitting here fapping, crying i cant have her
40:00 <Picard> Skirmish be careful
40:00 <johninja> i forget the name
40:00 <Picard> ok
40:00 <Picard> planes just dont vanish
40:00 <johninja> well the ocean is a big place
40:00 <KarlPilkington> Fuck, I uploaded a photo.
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^
40:00 <johninja> the earth is 3/4 water after all
40:00 <Maurice> Oh phew
40:00 <Maurice> Now your torment will end, Serenity
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes but john remember
41:00 <johninja> and we know more about space than out own oceans
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> PLAENS JUSS DUN VANISHED!
41:00 <johninja> *our
41:00 <Picard> yeah it is, surely with radar and satelite it just cant dissapear
41:00 <johninja> you would think not eh
41:00 <Picard> i dont think we are being told the entire story
41:00 <johninja> i thought only drug addicts were conspiracy theorsits lol
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> you think we're more technologically advanced than we really are
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> watch less movies, watch more docos Picard
41:00 <simba> let the torment bein
41:00 <simba> begin,
42:00 <Picard> maybe the somali pirates stole it
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> read a book, fathead.
42:00 <KarlPilkington> http://ak3.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/198x0/1197x999/0/14956723457145463555.jpeg
42:00 <johninja> its possible it was highjacked
42:00 <johninja> but even then
42:00 <KarlPilkington> I like girls with glasses.
42:00 <johninja> they would have made demands by now
42:00 <Picard> yeah
42:00 <johninja> you don't just highjck things for the fuck of it
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> that plane is gone
42:00 <Picard> oh im a real conspiracy theorist johninja
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> maybe find it in ten years
42:00 <Picard> no shit sherlock
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> ..
42:00 <Serenity> what a shame
43:00 <Picard> <PandasDontDrive> that plane is gone  <--- genius
43:00 <KarlPilkington> http://ak0.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/120x0/845x725/0/13740268650554939635.jpeg
43:00 <Picard> no fucking shit
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was a sentence in two parts, stupid
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> that plane is gone, maybe find it in ten years
43:00 <Picard> of course
43:00 <Picard> cretin
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> you don't know anything about writing do you
44:00 <Picard> it took two years to find the plane in at atlantic
44:00 <KarlPilkington> http://ak2.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/0x0/640x640/0/453464788171442575.jpeg
44:00 <Picard> the*
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck the plane anyway, it's gone.
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> the people, gone.
44:00 <johninja> have you seen much about the bermuda triangle Picard?
44:00 <Picard> yes johninja
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> He's probably seen Ancient Aliens.
44:00 <johninja> a fair few planes have disapeared there over the years
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
44:00 <johninja> and even like 5 military planes
44:00 <Picard> 100's
44:00 <johninja> all at once
44:00 <johninja> pretty freaky
45:00 <Picard> a whole squadron during wwii
45:00 <johninja> yeh
45:00 <Picard> how the fuck does that happen
45:00 <KarlPilkington> http://ak2.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/253x7/899x653/0/1013772775710274108.jpeg
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's what people have been trying to figure out, for decades, Picard.
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> LET THE SAEMON BEGIN!
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> Live and die on this day...
46:00 <couleurs> it was a controlled hijacking... dident u guys read that boeings can be remotely controlled like a toy plane thank u
46:00 <Picard> lol
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> couleurs broke the code!
46:00 <Picard> couleurs where did it land, or crash?
46:00 <johninja> well i have some cooky theorys
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> solved the case, case closeded!
46:00 <johninja> the chinese accidently shot it down
46:00 <johninja> then destroyed the evidence
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> the simplest explination, remember.
46:00 <simba> ok
47:00 <Picard> lol
47:00 <couleurs> probably landed in the middle east somewhere
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> the explination they gave, that I saw, made sense.
47:00 <johninja> they had almost shot down a jetliner the week before
47:00 <KarlPilkington> http://ak2.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/0x237/952x1189/0/13092049844027680546.jpeg
47:00 <Picard> be a fucking huge clean up
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> you can't hide shooting a plane down from the world, for long anyway
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> that would have come out by now
47:00 <Picard> says the genius
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> America would have used that to their advantage already
47:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck .00 	 
47:00 <FredFlinstone> 	  	5* 6 	1.30 	 
47:00 <FredFlinstone> 	  	
47:00 <FredFlinstone> 	me
48:00 <couleurs> important people were on board
48:00 <couleurs> that's the rumour
48:00 <Picard> nuh 
48:00 <Picard> just randoms
48:00 <Picard> they released the passenger manifest
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> conjecture and rumours are the speculative thoughts of idiots.
48:00 <milk> does crashing airliners even start wars this decade?
48:00 <Picard> and you my friend are number one idiot
48:00 <KarlPilkington> http://ak2.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/239x0/1213x974/0/11037791630273305415.jpeg
48:00 <Picard> milk no one cares
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> too many big words for you Picard?
49:00 <couleurs> can make up a manifest like an irc log thank u
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> ps4!!!!
49:00 <Picard> like 9-11 was the american government looking for an excuse to start a war
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's just plain insulting to the victims of that day.
50:00 <Picard> pandis u should stay away from google, it just confuses u more
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> though so is having a gift shop next to the memorial museum..
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> I don't use google.
50:00 <KarlPilkington> Closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you've ever seen.
50:00 <johninja> <milk> does crashing airliners even start wars this decade?
50:00 <johninja> lol
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> you have nothing really to say, so you attack others personally Picard
51:00 <johninja> well he certainly created a convo lol
51:00 <johninja> good for a change
51:00 <Picard> get a grip you stupid cunt, johninja and i have been discussing flight MH37O and you come along and add some dribble
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard, guys like you don't form opinions, you soak up the stuff others say and pass it off as your own. And it's because there's not one articulate cell in your body.
51:00 <Picard> lmfao
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> "get a grip you stupid cunt" gosh
51:00 <johninja> have they given up searching now?
52:00 <Picard> who the fuck is posting to to PandasDontDrive, he isnt smart enough to come up with this shit on his own
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> you always laugh when you've been put in your place.
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> posting to to what?
52:00 <Picard> johninja i heard they are ending the search in the area they heard the black box pings
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't suffer a heart attack, buttercup.
52:00 <johninja> interesting
52:00 <Picard> 850sq km area
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> the pings are gone, the search is over there
52:00 <johninja> doctor, what do you think happened to MH370?
52:00 <Lumeah> lol
53:00 <Picard> which is fuck all in an area of ocean that large
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> they've wrapped up that investigation.
53:00 <doctor> not sure and don't really care either
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> keep up with the news Picard
53:00 <Picard> lol doctor
53:00 <Picard> harsh
53:00 <Picard> my uncle was on that plane
53:00 <doctor> oh well, RIP him
53:00 <KarlPilkington> http://ak1.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/0x56/427x483/0/4133048473531875649.jpeg
53:00 <Serenity> everyone must have lives
53:00 <robot> i see
54:00 <Picard> he is alive
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> the Magpie willed it
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> his will be done, amen.
54:00 <doctor> indeed
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
54:00 <Picard> held captive by a somali pirate, they just have no idea how to get the plane back in the air
54:00 <KarlPilkington> Send a fucking raven.  I have a message.
55:00 <KarlPilkington> Season 4 of Game of Thrones is excellent.
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> I can't wait for s3 of Vikings now
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> I hope it does as well and earns a s4, unless they end Ragnoraks story
55:00 <Maurice> It's more like the insane nutjobs are banned
56:00 <Serenity> yeah true
56:00 <doctor> still lacking a life here just not much up for a chat
56:00 <Maurice> I just gave the kitten a lecture on being nice and not being such a fucking bitch and biting all the time
56:00 <Maurice> Now she's asleep in shame
56:00 <Serenity> i have another 12 years before i get my life back
57:00 <Picard> isnt gambler perm ban in here?
57:00 <KarlPilkington> http://ak3.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/0x279/1119x1398/0/11166933484292891006.jpeg
57:00 <KarlPilkington> That is so weird, she's inside a vagina.
57:00 <couleurs> yay
57:00 <Maurice> Crap, that means I have the same
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> looking for a partner bro?
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like that pic
58:00 <couleurs> she has a weird babby fetish...
58:00 <KarlPilkington> Maybe I should try to build my confidence up with the bald woman first.
58:00 <Serenity> haha
58:00 <doctor> leave life away to the photo albums, it's best left there like our potential 
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
59:00 <Picard> lol
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm I dunno
59:00 <couleurs> the vagina 1 is my favourite so far
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> i guess you only need to find one that you feel at ease, comfortable with yeah
59:00 <Picard> just find a dirty slut, use her to gain experience then fuck her off and get a decent chic
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> then you can open up and just talk :P
59:00 <fawks> Uh
59:00 <robot> hey faux
59:00 <Serenity> oh fawks is here
59:00 <Serenity> i can pretend to like friends
00:00 <KarlPilkington> I had experience, I just want a woman who is not crazy.
00:00 <Picard> and just one tip, dont be like PandasDontDrive and bash her. chics dont go for that
00:00 <Picard> and u are looking on a dating site?
00:00 <Picard> good luck
00:00 <Picard> why the fuck do you think they are on those sites?
00:00 <milk> joozedbynoods
00:00 <KarlPilkington> I hope they are on those sites to scam me out of my money.
00:00 <Maurice> So can I because nobody likes 'freinds'
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha 
01:00 <KarlPilkington> http://ak0.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/0x132/640x772/0/3964009192490810257.jpeg
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> msg her that, "you can all my cash and collection of figurines if you just FUCK ME!"
01:00 <Picard> i can take your money
01:00 <Maurice> Friends boxset lolllllllllllll
01:00 <Maurice> I actually have that :S
01:00 <fawks> LOL sez that's what I was uhing at
01:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
01:00 <fawks> And hi robot
01:00 <TheRiddler> off to bed
01:00 <fawks> I just woke up tbh and I read that ... Like I'm the only person who likes friends 
02:00 <KarlPilkington> My collection of figurines? No way.
02:00 <Picard> send me $400 a week
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer but you naked, we wouldnt know where your face starts and your arse ends Picard
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> lose weight bro
02:00 <Picard> i will when u stop bashing women
02:00 <killmemories> picard is a fat cunt
02:00 <milk> maybe she has a kid..?
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
02:00 <KarlPilkington> http://ak0.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/82x297/382x597/0/5255631438308577742.jpeg
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm chatting and bashing a female dwarf 
02:00 <fawks> Bye ash
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <Serenity> i dunno how they come up with this stuff
02:00 <fawks> Child minds
02:00 <fawks> Childish*
02:00 <fawks> Wevs
02:00 <Serenity> i guess my fake car and purple hair wasnt enough
03:00 <KarlPilkington> http://ak0.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/9x0/600x632/0/10768993987303698810.jpeg
03:00 <KarlPilkington> hahaha look at her
03:00 <Maurice> I bet you got given that car, like Doodle
04:00 <Picard> eeewww
04:00 <Picard> fucken weirdos
04:00 <KarlPilkington> http://ak0.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/0x0/462x462/0/16626545592672900398.jpeg
04:00 <KarlPilkington> she's a'ight
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> that asian chick will root u wild
04:00 <fawks> Need to pee
05:00 <Picard> asian chics can be real sluts
05:00 <couleurs> the ginger 1 is tall
05:00 <Picard> tight arse too
05:00 <KarlPilkington> I am not seeking wild sex, I just want someone to tell me that I'm pretty.
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
05:00 <Picard> show us a pic, we can do that and it will save u all this money
05:00 <Maurice> Just found an empty plate in the fridge that had party pies on it, asked my child why it's still in there 'Oh sorry, I forgot' how can you forget when you're looking at the plate as you take the last pie off it
05:00 <Maurice> Lazy shit
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> oer cool, hey johninja two part series starting tonight, doco, Modern Spies on abc1
06:00 <KarlPilkington> I want the approval of a gold digger, not some wankers on IRC.
06:00 <Picard> lol
06:00 <Picard> ok i can take your money
06:00 <johninja> oh nice PandasDontDrive
06:00 <johninja> sounds interesting
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> 'So how close are real spies to the Bournes and the Bonds? In this two-part series, journalist Peter Taylor finds out when he looks at the world of the modern day secret agent.'
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> yup!
06:00 <doctor> punish it
06:00 <Maurice> I did, now I have a broken plate and he needs stitches
07:00 <KarlPilkington> Has anyone seen that new Angelina Jolie movie?  I remember when she was young, she was so hot.
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> i should have put another comma in there, these people are terrible.
08:00 <KarlPilkington> It'd be good if they didn't know I was looking at their profiles.
08:00 <KarlPilkington> The ulgy ones have started viewing mine.
08:00 <johninja> angelina is still hot
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> jolie?
08:00 <johninja> and billy bob thornton isn't fucking her now
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> she has it goin on
08:00 <johninja> so yay
08:00 <Serenity> fucks sake
08:00 <doctor> that's not your concern, next time he should know better. as for the plate, 6 years of slave labor should cover the costs
08:00 <Serenity> router died
08:00 <Serenity> I bet you got given that car, like Doodle
08:00 <Serenity> yeah man
09:00 <johninja> yeh mel reminds me of her
09:00 <johninja> or she reminds me of mel
09:00 <johninja> i should say ;p
09:00 <KarlPilkington> Billy Bob had Angelina Jolie when she was the hottest.
09:00 <KarlPilkington> That guy was so lucky.
09:00 <johninja> yeh wierd that
09:00 <johninja> she wore his blood round her neck and shit
09:00 <johninja> and i think he broke it off with her too
09:00 <Serenity> i got given it.. neither of us work we cant afford a car like that
09:00 <Maurice> Thats why I only have a pushie
09:00 <Serenity> i just have holey shoes
10:00 <KarlPilkington> That guy has major skills.
10:00 <KarlPilkington> http://ak2.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/0x74/718x792/0/8399045372404762289.jpeg
10:00 <KarlPilkington> She has the gums of a horse.
10:00 <Mew> lmfao
11:00 <KarlPilkington> http://ak3.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/0x0/640x638/0/16643804845154143947.jpeg
11:00 <KarlPilkington> So cute.
11:00 <Picard> well fuck u cunts, im off. talk to you cretins in a week
11:00 <stebie> where you going Picard?
11:00 <Picard> melbourne
11:00 <stebie> yay
12:00 <Picard> coming to stalk u
12:00 <stebie> horse racing?
12:00 <Picard> nuh, holdays
12:00 <Picard> and work
12:00 <stebie> ahh okay
12:00 <stebie> you can install me an evap unit while you're at it
12:00 <stebie> k
12:00 <Picard> well work is a 4 hour conference then a night out on the piss
12:00 <KarlPilkington> http://ak3.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/2x55/468x521/0/11214379815046988434.jpeg
12:00 <stebie> ow
12:00 <Picard> yeah ok
12:00 <Picard> how much cash u got?
12:00 <stebie> i got enough
13:00 <Picard> $5k?
13:00 <stebie> i'm just stingy with it
13:00 <stebie> yeah
13:00 <Picard> lol
13:00 <Picard> ok i will install u an evap with 5 outlets
13:00 <stebie> i'll probably need about a dozen outlets
13:00 <Picard> how big os the house?
13:00 <stebie> but maybe another time
13:00 <Picard> is*
13:00 <stebie> it's... pretty big
13:00 <KarlPilkington> http://ak3.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/0x88/524x613/0/1595327556415824634.jpeg
13:00 <Picard> wont need 12 outlets
13:00 <Kynetic> buy new ones
14:00 <Picard> if its that big would need 2 units'
14:00 <stebie> D:
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's an evap
14:00 <stebie> evaporative
14:00 <stebie> i.e. not refrigerative
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah I guessed that
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> :D
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ty
14:00 <stebie> ^_^
14:00 <Maurice> She can't, shes poor
14:00 <Maurice> Didn't you read
14:00 <Kynetic> is it one of those hipster bikes Maurice
14:00 <Kynetic> with only one gear?
14:00 <Maurice> It has a basket and spokey dokeys
14:00 <Kynetic> oh i figured it wouldve
14:00 <Kynetic> knowing you
14:00 <Kynetic> you big fkn girl
14:00 <Kynetic> :P
14:00 <Maurice> SO SUE ME
15:00 <Picard> dumbarse
15:00 <stebie> both have their pros and cons
15:00 <Picard> indeed
15:00 <couleurs> install this 8======D
15:00 <stebie> and if electricity wasn't so darned expensive i'd go with a multi-split / ducted refrig.
15:00 <Picard> pm me the addy and i will drop around monday and quote it lol
15:00 <Kynetic> Serenity duct tape is great for holey shoes
15:00 <Kynetic> wow
15:00 <Kynetic> that was easy
15:00 <Maurice> No wait
15:00 <robot> no u wiat
15:00 <robot> wait too
15:00 <Maurice> Christ
15:00 <Maurice> At least buy me a drink first
15:00 <robot> Maurice is never wearing pants
15:00 <Kynetic> ill bring a carton
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol couleurs
16:00 <stebie> kk Picard it's on the way
16:00 <Picard> stebie install solar pv
16:00 <KarlPilkington> http://ak0.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/64x9/611x556/0/3208238302153231622.jpeg
16:00 <stebie> yeah, i need to do solar
16:00 <stebie> missed the boat
16:00 <Picard> i can hook u up with that also
16:00 <KarlPilkington> I would totally want to be with her.
16:00 <stebie> for all the incentives ._.
16:00 <KarlPilkington> She is awesome.
16:00 <Picard> how many kw do u use a day?
16:00 <Picard> still incentives 
16:00 <stebie> true, but nowhere near as much
16:00 <Picard> prices have come down past year or so
16:00 <Maurice> Done
16:00 <robot> she is literally the one who taught me the definition of the term sans-pants
16:00 <Kynetic> so long as you dont wear pants
16:00 <Maurice> I always wear pants
16:00 <Maurice> Except when I dont
17:00 <Picard> 3kw for $4500
17:00 <stebie> got a mate who was an early adopter, getting like 60c/kwh back
17:00 <KarlPilkington> Would it be okay if the first message I send is asking for her hand in marriage?
17:00 <Loof> Picard how have you escaped prosecution this long?
17:00 <Picard> KarlPilkington u are a weirdo
17:00 <stebie> nowadays, you barely get 10c
17:00 <Picard> 8 cents
17:00 <stebie> unless your provider offers it
17:00 <stebie> yeah
17:00 <Picard> oops
17:00 <Picard> yes
17:00 <stebie> lol
17:00 <Picard> which they dont because they dont have to
17:00 <robot> i always never wear pants.
18:00 <Picard> cunts
18:00 <Loof> poor andycapped
18:00 <stebie> yeah ._.
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol KarlPilkington
18:00 <johninja> who would win in a fight between couleurs and sofie monk?
18:00 <Picard> some scams advertise the installers with give u 26cents for 2 years, read the fine print and u cop it in the arse
18:00 <Loof> sofie
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> sofie monks teeth
18:00 <johninja> yeh she is pretty butch
18:00 <Picard> she has balls
18:00 <Kynetic> i somtimes always never wear pants
19:00 <stebie> was looking into it last year... what power companies should do is just credit you the kwh your system generates then take that off your bill
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's unintelligent and less than ordinary looking
19:00 <Loof> couleurs would lose in a fight against mary poppins
19:00 <stebie> it's a dodgy system
19:00 <KarlPilkington> http://ak0.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/108x327/960x1280/0/4482022283194836750.jpeg
20:00 <Picard> yes its stacked to the benefit of the power company
20:00 <KarlPilkington> She reminds me of the witch from Wizard of Oz.
20:00 <Picard> cunts
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> why do you need solar stebie? personal or business?
20:00 <Picard> tasmania had a one for one rebate
20:00 <couleurs> who's sofie monk 
20:00 <stebie> Picard, yeah we're in the wrong business... well you may not be, but i probably am
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont bother looking her up couleurs lol
20:00 <stebie> PandasDontDrive, personal
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> not worth it
20:00 <Picard> so he can charge the battery in his super sized anal probe, ffs u are stupid
20:00 <Picard> what do u do for a crust?
21:00 <stebie> i work with computers
21:00 <stebie> they're my friend
21:00 <Picard> lol
21:00 <KarlPilkington> Did Sophie Monk start out of on some stupid singing competition?
21:00 <Loof> `seen Pieter
21:00 <stebie> yeah
21:00 <stebie> she did
21:00 <Picard> yes
21:00 <couleurs> oh her... just another dumb blonde slut hashtag who cares
21:00 <Picard> they were horrid
21:00 <stebie> she ended up in that girl group
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont attack me Picard, nothing wrong with what I asked
22:00 <Picard> u are stupid
22:00 <Mew> http://www.somegif.com/gifs/1359645484851295064.GIF
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> no im not
22:00 <Picard> yes u are
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i proved how stupid you are earlier
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont attack me now
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i asked him a question, not you.
22:00 <KarlPilkington> I had a friend who I liked, but then she told me she wanted to sex me, and I said no, and we were never friends again.
22:00 <stebie> KarlPilkington, the witchy girl is probably the nicest one you've linked
22:00 <KarlPilkington> stebie, I agree, that and one other.
22:00 <Picard> u proved fuck all
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> where the fuck is Notes
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> on fb
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want to put something in there too long to post
23:00 <Loof> that's because KarlPilkington is an in the closet fgt
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> shhh Picard
23:00 <johninja> رحم الله امرئ عرف قدر نفسه .. و انا حد جميل أوي
23:00 <KarlPilkington> I am an open faggot.
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's over.
23:00 <stebie> Loof, stop being an arse
23:00 <Loof> k
23:00 <couleurs> the vagina 1 was best
23:00 <Picard> lol
23:00 <KarlPilkington> Can't a man have sex with other men and not be called a faggot?
23:00 <stebie> they do in game of thrones
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> sure
23:00 <Picard> no
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> if he's not gay
23:00 <Maurice> In your profile
23:00 <Maurice> It's under 'more'
23:00 <Kynetic> goto profiles.. and 'delete profile' .. its in there.
23:00 <Kynetic> just confirm everything
23:00 <Kynetic> you'll get in eventually
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> then he isn't a faggot.
24:00 <couleurs> that's cos game of thrones is gaaayyyyyyyyyyyy.jpg
24:00 <Loof> haven't got my got fix this week
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> plenty of hetro men that do gay porn
24:00 <Loof> stupid memorial day
24:00 <stebie> Loof, yeah, bloody yanks
24:00 <stebie> D:
24:00 <Picard> lol PandasDontDrive 
24:00 <Mew> what if you have sex with a bundle of sticks? 
24:00 <Loof> yep
24:00 <Picard> thats so fucking stupid
24:00 <Mew> faggotception
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> why is it stupid Picard?
24:00 <Picard> hetro men do gay porn lmfao
24:00 <stebie> that and other shows i watch ._.
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> do tell us
24:00 <Picard> that means they are bi
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> they do.
24:00 <Kynetic> you know what facebook is like
24:00 <Kynetic> always asking you permission for shit
24:00 <Maurice> https://m.ak.fbcdn.net/sphotos-e.ak/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/10177419_676285429073854_1578569757738066135_n.jpg
24:00 <Maurice> Make me that
24:00 <Serenity> yum
24:00 <Kynetic> apparently.. if you type in a message anywhere on facebook.. even if you dont send it.. facebook gets it and saves it
25:00 <Picard> that means they are bi
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> no it doesn't
25:00 <Picard> u dumb cunt
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> they do it for the money.
25:00 <Picard> sticking your dick in another man is gay or bi 
25:00 <johninja> allah ahkbar
25:00 <johninja> do balls touch?
25:00 <stebie> speaking of which
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol no it isnt
25:00 <stebie> can't wait for homeland to come back
25:00 <Picard> i dont care what u call it, when u do this with simba its gay man
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're saying then, that in prison
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> every man that has had intercourse with another man, is gay or bi?
25:00 <Kynetic> :D
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok
25:00 <A> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152864925188032&set=a.85972808031.103477.23906288031&type=1&fref=nf
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> cheers man
25:00 <Maurice> But I want a picture of a dick inside, not a number 5
25:00 <Kynetic> i like to type in heaps of random shit about how i murdered my wife and kids
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> Serenity read what i posted in my chan <3 i wanna know what u think
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz i respect ur opinion.
25:00 <Kynetic> and then just backspace it
26:00 <Picard> johninja yes PandasDontDrive and simba touch balls 
26:00 <Picard> have u been to prison
26:00 <johninja> i don't think i have seen homeland
26:00 <couleurs> homoland
26:00 <johninja> i need to stay in more
26:00 <couleurs> huehuehue
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> no wonder you install fucking air conditioners man.
26:00 <Loof> i'm going to download it now
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're a moron.
26:00 <Picard> ummm i dont
26:00 <johninja> is it like 24 but cooler?
26:00 <Picard> can u install an aircon?
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> u shit me :(
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> i see nothing stupid facebook
27:00 <johninja> and less keifer sutherland?
27:00 <KarlPilkington> http://oi57.tinypic.com/2wgro5t.jpg
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> I helped install the one I have now
27:00 <Picard> i will guess no, now wo is the moron
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
27:00 <johninja> way too much keifer in that 24 show
27:00 <KarlPilkington> http://ak1.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/0x229/760x990/0/5870453277864097518.jpeg
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'll just fucking post it :D
27:00 <Maurice> I told you where it was
27:00 <Maurice> Go to your profile
28:00 <Picard> k im off to bed
28:00 <couleurs> they're both bad shows soz
28:00 <Picard> night cunts
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> is this new 24 leading up to the movie?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> or is this in place of the movie?
28:00 <stebie> D:
28:00 <couleurs> Bye Picard nobody cares u stupid basterd 
28:00 <stebie> night Picard
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
28:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <stebie> :<
28:00 <couleurs> D:
28:00 <KarlPilkington> He keeps saying he is going but never goes.
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> couleurs if you were a fruit, which fruit would you be?
28:00 <couleurs> BANANA_PIZZA
28:00 <robot> Maurice is always telling me where to go
28:00 <Maurice> Next to Friends
28:00 <Maurice> It says More
28:00 <Maurice> Usually to my bed, robot
28:00 <robot> lol
28:00 <robot> i'm going for a smoke
29:00 <stebie> lolwut
29:00 <KarlPilkington> http://ak0.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/4x4/956x956/0/10521479881540887458.jpeg
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
29:00 <Loof> that chick in homeland is hot as
29:00 <Maurice> I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD
29:00 <Maurice> But mmm smoke
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah with more it didnt have that option dunno why
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> anywayz i posted and signed my name.
29:00 <Serenity> someone go fill my vodka up
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'll turn it into a short story tomorrow. cbf atm.
30:00 <johninja> lol
30:00 <KarlPilkington> Homeland is the most annoying show.
30:00 <couleurs> thank u
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> sezzzz :D
31:00 <KarlPilkington> What's with the new nun trend?
31:00 <johninja> breaking bad got quite boring
31:00 <Maurice> Mine I just put my mouse over it and it brings down a drop down list
31:00 <Maurice> And while you're filling up her vodka, fill up my bourbon please
32:00 <KarlPilkington> I hated that mother fucker, Hank.
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> clare danes hot?
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> nobody ever said that before.
32:00 <Loof> would have been better if pieter made a guest appearance
32:00 <Kelevra> claire danes is hot indeed
32:00 <Loof> would marry
32:00 <KarlPilkington> Claire Danes is disgusting.
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> romeo+juliet
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> drool
33:00 <KarlPilkington> Would punch.
33:00 <couleurs> i'm sory but breaking bad is like the best show u can get thank u 
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> donkey punch
33:00 <Kelevra> I think she's really beautiful
33:00 <Loof> same
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> she has a different look hey
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> mum loved that homeland show
33:00 <johninja> i just got sick of the family drama couleurs
33:00 <Kelevra> yeah very classy
33:00 <KarlPilkington> You ain't got no taste.
33:00 <Kelevra> ladylike
33:00 <KarlPilkington> She fucked that ugly mother fucker, Ben Lee.
33:00 <KarlPilkington> That shows.
33:00 <johninja> I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR DISABLED KID, COOK MORE METH FGT
34:00 <Kelevra> dunno who ben lee is
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait for sam neil and brian brown in s1 ep2 of Old School tomoz nite
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> :D
34:00 <Kelevra> johninja the guy is really disabled irl..
34:00 <Loof> ben lee has to be one of the ugliest cunts i've seen
34:00 <Kelevra> omg..
34:00 <KarlPilkington> think she's really beautiful
34:00 <johninja> an australian who pretends to play music and looks like a monkey
34:00 <johninja> oh true
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> this doco would be on where u r johninja
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> just sayen
34:00 <johninja> cook more meth fgt
34:00 <Serenity> https://apps.facebook.com/disneyhiddenworlds/?fb_source=bookmark&ref=bookmarks&count=0&fb_bmpos=4_0
34:00 <Maurice> Omg I'vebeen playing that too lol
34:00 <Serenity> haha
34:00 <Maurice> I got stuck awhile ago so stopped playing
35:00 <KarlPilkington> http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gp/Ben+Lee+Claire+Danes+dating+8Iq6rUG19xGl.jpg
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> some of these shows i'd prefer if they were movies
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> like breaking bad would have made a great indie film
35:00 <Kelevra> is that the zombie land guy or that poofy singer or neither?
36:00 <johninja> yeh PandasDontDrive
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo movie i want to see is out now :D
36:00 <couleurs> w/eves
36:00 <KarlPilkington> http://ak3.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/150x150/558x800/0x75/569x644/0/11479498272959530948.jpeg
36:00 <Kynetic> i bet you play candy crush too
36:00 <Maurice> I've got no levels left on candy crush
36:00 <Maurice> I am the crushing master and have finished over 700 levels
36:00 <Maurice> And no, I'm not overly proud of this
36:00 <Kynetic> it is what it is?
37:00 <Skirmish> Watch movies all the time, spend hours online when not watching movies wishing for women you could never get.  Yep. I know all there needs to be known about you Pieterpanda. 
37:00 <johninja> i dunno about the women part
37:00 <Maurice> I'm playing criminal case atm
37:00 <Kynetic> i play some stupid space game
37:00 <Kynetic> that reminds me of BRE 
37:00 <Kynetic> :(
38:00 <johninja> he plays it pretty cool there
38:00 <BlackDevil> thats a lot of red cum on her KarlPilkington
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> im looking forward to this johninja https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vi1ZJCKCCo
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: My Sweet Pepperland - Trailer (Date not found) 0 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 35,390 views - 85 likes (95.5%), 4 dislikes (4.5%)
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont expect u to watch it but yer, lol Western style film set in the middle east XD
38:00 <johninja> looks cool
38:00 <Kynetic> noone understands the classic text games anymore.
38:00 <Serenity> i hacked candy crush and got bored
38:00 <Kynetic> cheater!
39:00 <KarlPilkington> Okay, I am finished jerking off, thanks for your help
39:00 <johninja> shame about the subtitles
39:00 <couleurs> nah looks gay and boring
39:00 <johninja> i guess you don't really notice after a while tho
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> Golshiftih Faharini is so hot
39:00 <couleurs> Bye Karl u pretend psychopath 
39:00 <Skirmish> couleurs: What about the movie? 
39:00 <johninja> hvn't watched an sbs movie in yonks
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah im so used to subtitles lol
39:00 <couleurs> huehuehue good 1
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill have to see it by myself maybe next week if my mother wont see it with me
40:00 <johninja> i would take couleurs to see it if he wasn't being such a dick
40:00 <Skirmish> ^ The only woman willing to be seen in public with him.
40:00 <johninja> maybe buy him some popcorn and stuff
40:00 <couleurs> i'm not your boy toy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love going to the movies with my mum
40:00 <johninja> :/
40:00 <johninja> rejected
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
41:00 <couleurs> thought you had a girl friend!!!!!!! oOoOOooOooOoooOo
41:00 <johninja> i do lol
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol cute
41:00 <Serenity> yeah im shit at those games
41:00 <Serenity> i dont have patience
42:00 <Loof> couleurs you precious little fairy, shouldn't you be out sniffing your little brother's cock?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm i should trade in this Thief game and get watch dogs
42:00 <johninja> UFC will be cool
42:00 <johninja> it has bruce lee in man
42:00 <doctor> ive been playing fallout a bit
42:00 <doctor> got sick of online games
42:00 <johninja> 4 is out?
42:00 <couleurs> yeah i might get it on ps4 cos ps3 version looks like shit
42:00 <doctor> nah new vegas
42:00 <Maurice> I've heard bad reviews about Watchdogs
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
42:00 <Maurice> So my son isn't getting it
42:00 <johninja> ah yeh
42:00 <Maurice> I get made when I get the combos they ask for but not the points
42:00 <Maurice> Mad*
43:00 <doctor> good game
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> indie games have really made their mark now
43:00 <Loof> i'm downloading watch dogs
43:00 <Loof> atm
43:00 <johninja> i am going to get a playstation soon
43:00 <Loof> if i like it i'll buy it
43:00 <doctor> the kind of thing i'd do irl if it didn't suck so much
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not interested in watch dogs
43:00 <johninja> nd fifa
43:00 <Skirmish> Bad reviews in what regard Maurice?
43:00 <johninja> maybe in a month
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's a massive fanbboy game
43:00 <Maurice> That it was disappointing in the graphics
43:00 <killmemories> watchdogs is not a fan boy game 
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> but id like to try it out
43:00 <Maurice> We have fifa for xbox one but nobody plays it
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> im looking forward to The Division, like every hardcore gamer is
43:00 <Maurice> It came with the console
43:00 <Kynetic> i get mad when i smash the screen after getting mad that i didnt get the points.
43:00 <Kynetic> wait. no that never happens.
43:00 <Serenity> looool
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> sure it is
44:00 <johninja> you have nba2k14 PandasDontDrive?
44:00 <Loof> i'll wait for the ps4's to get some games and drop in price
44:00 <Skirmish> FIFA is a terrible game.
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> it combines the most popular elements from other games
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> to create one Total-Game
44:00 <johninja> Skirmish you will upset couleurs
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's a cop out of a game
44:00 <Skirmish> johninja: Oh well …. 
44:00 <johninja> lol
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> havent played it johninja
44:00 <johninja> ahh ok
44:00 <couleurs> yeh get a ps4 and FiFa john then maybe i will go 2 the movies with u
44:00 <johninja> ok sweet
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have fifa tho
44:00 <johninja> is it ok if ps3?
44:00 <couleurs> yes 
44:00 <johninja> ok
44:00 <Elmo> night guys
44:00 <Maurice> Ooh horse porn is on tv
45:00 <couleurs> i'm waiting for 15 for ps4
45:00 <Maurice> Big W had ps3s the other day for 198
45:00 <johninja> oh nice
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
45:00 <Maurice> Save like 150
45:00 <johninja> thats as cheap as 2nd hand
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno y anyone would buy a ps3 now tho
45:00 <johninja> probs 12gb HD
45:00 <Maurice> When I got Cam his first ps3, it cost me $800
45:00 <Bastardly_One> PS4 still isn't the way to go yet
45:00 <killmemories> lol the graphics were disappointing
45:00 <Maurice> We have a ps4 too
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah nshit my ps3 was expensive as
45:00 <Elmo> http://i.imgur.com/PA8gU28.jpg  
45:00 <dematerialised> d-d-d-double kill
45:00 <Maurice> LOL
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got the ps3 killzone2 package ahah
46:00 <Loof> i'm buying a ps3 on monday
46:00 <Loof> for gta v
46:00 <Maurice> The kids mostly play lego marvels
46:00 <johninja> looking foward to trying out bf4
46:00 <Loof> and gt 6
46:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: Yeah my PS3 cost me around $750. 
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> buying a ps3 for gta v is stupid talk
46:00 <Maurice> Was expensive as shit with hardly any games
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> ps3 frame rate is terrible with those games
46:00 <Loof> get bf4 on ps3 johninja
46:00 <Loof> so we can play
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
46:00 <Skirmish> I think most of that cost was the bluray player at the time.
46:00 <johninja> oh nice
46:00 <beehhh> MH370 still a mystery
46:00 <Serenity> https://ebgames.com.au/ps3-141722-Sony-PlayStation-3-Console-40Gb-preowned-PlayStation-3
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> xbox 360
46:00 <Maurice> 3 out of 4 look like serial killers
46:00 <simba> lmao @ fred bear, does he actually talk in there?
47:00 <beehhh> `seen mystery
47:00 <Maurice> It's only 40gb though Serenity
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wish people would take it serious
47:00 <johninja> that would be enough just
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> ps3 is a waste of money to buy now
47:00 <Maurice> Our new ps3 is 500
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> unless you're a casual gamer.
47:00 <johninja> would you even come close to using that much tho?
47:00 <Maurice> You'd be surprised
47:00 <Kynetic> jesus
47:00 <Kynetic> do we get zlined for imgur links now?
47:00 <dematerialised> we do
47:00 <Serenity> jesus
47:00 <Serenity> lol
47:00 <dematerialised> because people are soft cocks
47:00 <dematerialised> of the highest order
47:00 <Serenity> he does sometimes simba
47:00 <Kynetic> i doubt thats fredbear
48:00 <Loof> hey beehhh :)
48:00 <Serenity> im used to xbox where you can just replace it as you need to
48:00 <Skirmish> How is a PS3 a waste?  Hundreds of games available for it and it’s leaps and bounds better than xbox in it’s use as a home media centre. 
48:00 <johninja> i know 12bg was WAY to small for the xbox
48:00 <Maurice> I still want a damn snes
48:00 <Skirmish> PS3 is win.
48:00 <Maurice> Fuck all this new age shit
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> ps3 is no where near better than 360
48:00 <beehhh> flight ended on the sea nearer to borneo
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> i had ps3 and traded it, kept my 360
48:00 <Skirmish> I’ve owned both. I will never own xbox again.
48:00 <Maurice> Can you play movies through an xbox 360?
48:00 <johninja> i like my 360 just fine
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes
48:00 <johninja> i didn't bring it with me though
48:00 <johninja> left home with a bag
48:00 <Serenity> it is unfortunately
48:00 <Serenity> lol
48:00 <Kynetic> he wouldnt even know someone who owned a bike like that
48:00 <Serenity> watching gremlins Maurice
49:00 <Loof> does mel have a ps3?
49:00 <Maurice> Runaway
49:00 <killmemories> mel has a ps3
49:00 <johninja> ended up living in a different city with a family
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> play dvds on 360
49:00 <johninja> nah not yet
49:00 <johninja> she gonna get one
49:00 <Loof> cool
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> play from usb, so play bray rips
49:00 <Maurice> I've never owned a 360 thats why I ask
49:00 <killmemories> whats the best site for bray rips?
49:00 <Serenity> lol john did you just like walk out one day and that was it
49:00 <couleurs> xsux!!!!!!!!
49:00 <johninja> lol pretty much
49:00 <Serenity> thats so cool
49:00 <Loof> get her into dc univers online
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant play blurays ofcourse but the bluray drives on ps4 and xbox one are new and really good
49:00 <johninja> i was going to syd for a wedding
49:00 <johninja> and yeh
49:00 <Loof> it's like WoW but superheros
49:00 <Maurice> Are we going to see your pic on milk cartons?
49:00 <Loof> and it's free
49:00 <johninja> things happened 
49:00 <robot> haha gremlins
49:00 <Serenity> the chick from drop dead fred is in it
49:00 <Serenity> its only 9:50 here
49:00 <Maurice> Elizabeth?
49:00 <Serenity> ner ner
49:00 <Kynetic> gremlins is on?
49:00 <robot> oh
49:00 <Serenity> yuh
49:00 <Serenity> no not on tv
49:00 <Serenity> ive got it
49:00 <robot> it's on the Serenity channel
49:00 <Kynetic> i sure hope theres boobs
49:00 <Maurice> I went on the gremlins ride at MovieWorld
49:00 <Serenity> theres lots of nudity
49:00 <Maurice> It was awesome
49:00 <Kynetic> oh good
49:00 <Maurice> I don't think it's still there
50:00 <johninja> in my pants
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> the ps3 one is shitty because it was one of the first blue ray drives avaliable
50:00 <Skirmish> Why would you bother to download a blurry rip and play it via a machine that will not give you the full quality?  How fucking retarded. 
50:00 <Loof> lol
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> the quality is just fine
50:00 <Skirmish> bluray*
50:00 <johninja> lol Maurice
50:00 <Maurice> I have an actual bluray player so don't use sony or xbox for that
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> watched The Grey bray rip earlier today.
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool Maurice
50:00 <Maurice> I only found out tonight that xbox one has a bluray player
50:00 <Skirmish> The quality is just fine on a 800mb .avi so why download a 1.5GB .mkv?
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> did ya?
50:00 <Maurice> Yep
50:00 <Kynetic> i dont think it is either
50:00 <Serenity> that would have been like
50:00 <Serenity> 600 years ago
50:00 <Maurice> I don't think any I went on are there
50:00 <Maurice> Since it was so long ago
50:00 <Kynetic> lol
50:00 <Maurice> SHUT UP BITCH
50:00 <Kynetic> most of them probably are
50:00 <Maurice> It was only 20 years ago
50:00 <Serenity> lololol
50:00 <Maurice> TWENTY
50:00 <Kynetic> scooby doo coaster?
50:00 <simba> i always assumed fredflintstone was fred bear
50:00 <Maurice> 20 in september
50:00 <Maurice> Wasn't there Kynetic
50:00 <Kynetic> jesus
50:00 <Maurice> Batman ride was
50:00 <Kynetic> oh thats the shittest ride in there
50:00 <Serenity> nah fred flintstone isnt fredbear
50:00 <Kynetic> like.. literally
50:00 <Serenity> cola was friendbear
50:00 <Serenity> er
50:00 <Kynetic> you can get on it without a wait.
50:00 <Serenity> fred..
51:00 <Maurice> We've had it since it came out
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
51:00 <Maurice> Had no idea
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> that rules
51:00 <Serenity> hrmm my tats are all raised and itchy tonight
51:00 <Loof> cant believe ppl are buying shitty 720p xbox ones
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait till Australia gets xbox live tv
51:00 <Doodle> *tits
51:00 <Skirmish> dermatitis. 
51:00 <Serenity> TATTOOS
51:00 <Serenity> YOU FREAKS
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> xbox supports 1080p
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> silly thing for Loof to say
51:00 <Skirmish> Netflix is going to release in Aus and blow everything else out of the water.  Everyone will have netflix subs.
51:00 <Maurice> I know, I just thought Doodle made more sense
51:00 <Doodle> dont pretend you dont like it
51:00 <Serenity> they do it when i exercise too
51:00 <Serenity> now hes fritz or something
51:00 <Kynetic> even on a busy day
51:00 <Maurice> Looney tunes one where Wile-E Coyote tries pushing a rock ontop of you
51:00 <Maurice> Gremlins, police academy demo
51:00 <Kynetic> im not even sure they do the police academy demo anymore
51:00 <Maurice> Probably not
51:00 <Maurice> Same as the other theme parks
51:00 <Serenity> i dont think ive ever seen police academy
51:00 <Serenity> =/
51:00 <Maurice> I had to youtube them to show my kids
51:00 <Maurice> YOU WHAT M8
51:00 <Maurice> The first one is the best
51:00 <Kynetic> oh and i dont think they do the studio tours anymore either
52:00 <Serenity> apparently its a hormone thing
52:00 <Serenity> im due tomorrow so makes sense
52:00 <Maurice> Now I'm feeling mine
52:00 <Maurice> They're normal
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> r u pregnants?
52:00 <Maurice> And so are my tattoos
52:00 <Serenity> no.
52:00 <Loof> cant talk, maurice will ban me
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> ohhh Serenity congratulations!
52:00 <Doodle> lol
52:00 <Serenity> I AM NOT
52:00 <Serenity> omg
52:00 <Maurice> Fuck off, you psycho hosebeast
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop crying Loof
52:00 <Serenity> im gonna murder your face right off
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> HORSEBREAST
52:00 <Skirmish> lol @ Loof sooking.
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
52:00 <Maurice> Horses have pretty magnificent breasts
52:00 <Serenity> hes just trying to bait her
52:00 <Serenity> just ignore him
52:00 <Maurice> He is
52:00 <Maurice> I youtubed the bermuda triangle
52:00 <Maurice> And the wipeout
52:00 <Kynetic> the wipeout lol
52:00 <Serenity> im gonna burn some candles
52:00 <Kynetic> thats being 'revamped'
52:00 <Maurice> I had a tshirt
52:00 <Kynetic> cos its so fucking shit
52:00 <Maurice> It wasnt shit compared to the knock off we had at our royal show
53:00 <Serenity> hes attention seeking
53:00 <Skirmish> I heard she only ban you Loof because you bought a plasma tv and kept telling people it’s better. 
53:00 <Maurice> Coz I banned him earlier when for being a troll, even though he apparently has me on ignore
53:00 <Maurice> It was so much more pleasant
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> those new curved tvs look rad
53:00 <Maurice> LOL Skirmish
53:00 <Serenity> how wicked fo they look pands
53:00 <Serenity> i want one
53:00 <Serenity> do*
53:00 <Maurice> I haven't seen them
53:00 <Loof> games taking 6 hours to download
53:00 <Loof> straya
53:00 <Kynetic> it is now
53:00 <Maurice> No, it's probably still better lol
53:00 <Kynetic> it had gotten all old and clunky
53:00 <Kynetic> and was almost painful to ride
53:00 <Kynetic> no. it WAS painful to ride
53:00 <Maurice> I want to take my kids there, but they need to be 16 feet taller
53:00 <Kynetic> it was another ride you could get on within minutes of lining up
53:00 <Kynetic> cos noone fucken rides it anymore
53:00 <Maurice> I was there in 1994
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> yup
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> reminds me of that movie TOYS with robin williams
54:00 <Serenity> would give a much more realistic 3d i imagine
54:00 <Skirmish> PandasDontDrive: If you and your mum save the money left from your dole you could buy one in 2019. 
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> i still wont buy one though
54:00 <Maurice> Do NOT tell Cam about them
54:00 <Maurice> He'll be out buying 7 of them
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol Skirmish
54:00 <Maurice> He's still crapping on about needing a bigger tv than the 55
54:00 <Kynetic> 120cm
54:00 <Maurice> So all of them had huge lines
54:00 <Kynetic> and they can go on 95% of the rides
54:00 <robot> Maurice was 120cm in 1994
54:00 <Kynetic> i think there is one they need to be 130cm
54:00 <Maurice> Lol
54:00 <robot> to be fair though Maurice is 120cm today
54:00 <Maurice> I don't think i've grown since 1990
54:00 <Kynetic> except in the boobs
54:00 <Maurice> Not even there :/
54:00 <Kynetic> briefly
54:00 <Kynetic> and on occasion
55:00 <beehhh> inncent by standards
55:00 <Serenity> http://www.thegoodguys.com.au/buyonline/Samsung_55%22(140cm)_Curved_UHD_LED_LCD_100Hz_3D_Smart_TV_UA55HU9000W?CAWELAID=620013790000171446&CAGPSPN=pla&catargetid=620013790000020453&cadevice=c&gclid=CjgKEAjwtZucBRD77aiiq_v4xnASJABkAg8JFgxvutVJOMcRVNIJTTtSCwgPqdk1xVNU_VymWYpdYPD_BwE
55:00 <Skirmish> I just bought a 55 and Kayla keeps going on about how it’s “too big”.  You got used to my dick so get used to the tv.  Shut up.
55:00 <Maurice> Lol
55:00 <Maurice> We have a frigging 42 in our bedroom ffs
55:00 <Maurice> I don't even watch tv in bed
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah mines just 42inch
55:00 <Serenity> http://www.thegoodguys.com.au/buyonline/Samsung_65%22(165cm)_Curved_UHD_LED_LCD_100Hz_3D_Smart_TV_UA65HU9000W?CAWELAID=620013790000168298&CAGPSPN=pla&catargetid=620013790000020453&cadevice=c&gclid=CjgKEAjwtZucBRD77aiiq_v4xnASJABkAg8JTA1Z8r7dAIrGHQ25gWtmuEanK9oJfsoOOqjVxF0wy_D_BwE
55:00 <Skirmish> Yeah we did too but we agreed to give it to her parents when theirs blew up.
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> but in my lounge room its big enough, this room is small
55:00 <Maurice> I went on the pirate ship at the top of a shopping center
55:00 <Maurice> But that wasn't anything special coz that was our most 'thrilling' ride at our theme park
56:00 <Serenity> we've got a 55 in the lounge
56:00 <Maurice> He's gonna put it in the kids room for the wii apparently
56:00 <Serenity> 42 in the bedroom
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mate bought a 55, when he was living upstairs, and it was way to big for the room
56:00 <Maurice> Twins
56:00 <Maurice> Plus the 50 in the shed
56:00 <couleurs> tvs are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
56:00 <Maurice> What a waste
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol Maurice
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're like, and we have seven suped up cars
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!
56:00 <Maurice> I have zero of those
56:00 <Maurice> Thankfully
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ten personal helicopters.
56:00 <Skirmish> Get your new commodore yet Maurice?
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> watta waste!@
56:00 <Maurice> But the 42 is about 8yrs old
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
56:00 <Maurice> Next month, Skirmish
56:00 <Kynetic> in brisbane?
56:00 <Kynetic> at tops?
56:00 <Maurice> Yeah
56:00 <Kynetic> lol
56:00 <Maurice> I dunno
56:00 <Kynetic> did you go on the rollercoaster too?
56:00 <Maurice> Yes, lame shit that was
56:00 <Kynetic> there was a rollercoaster thing
56:00 <Maurice> Didn't even do loops
56:00 <Kynetic> nah
56:00 <Kynetic> but it was like 5000000 stories up
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
57:00 <Skirmish> I am going to see a few yards this weekend. 
57:00 <Maurice> Due on the 13th
57:00 <Skirmish> Going to see if I can trade to a SS-V.  
57:00 <Maurice> Hot
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh yes yes modern spies is on
57:00 <Skirmish> Yis! 
57:00 <Maurice> They just recalled 40,000 of them
57:00 <Maurice> Due to the seatbelts lol
57:00 <Skirmish> Holden sent me this letter saying I could get money off upgrades so I will go see what the total bill would be and see if I want to do it. 
57:00 <Maurice> Serenity those tvs look cool
57:00 <Maurice> It was a dragon or something from vague memory
57:00 <Kynetic> yeah
57:00 <Maurice> I've slept since then so I forget lots of stuff
57:00 <Kynetic> a dragon coaster
57:00 <A> looks like a few got z-lined tonite
57:00 <Kynetic> yeah A
57:00 <Kynetic> right A
57:00 <Kynetic> :D
57:00 <Kynetic> fucken. A
58:00 <Serenity> they do hey
58:00 <couleurs> yep, holden r a great car i heard their doing well i want 1
58:00 <Serenity> i want
58:00 <Maurice> It took this long for the link to load
58:00 <Maurice> Stupid net
58:00 <Skirmish> It all depends if they give me enough for my ute.  under 3 years old with 45000km.  
58:00 <Maurice> Damnit, I was gonna say that one
58:00 <Serenity> i have chicken shapes
58:00 <Serenity> and gherkin dip
58:00 <Maurice> If it was french onion I'd mug you for it
58:00 <Serenity> listening to ant chop down trees
59:00 <Maurice> Theres 3 SS-Vs
59:00 <Skirmish> SS-V wagon sounds nice …. 
59:00 <Maurice> Oh you sound like Cam 'but a wagon is so nice'
59:00 <Maurice> Fuck off, it's a granny car
59:00 <Skirmish> lol 
59:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I am just looking to get a sedan … but holden said I can have a free wagon upgrade.
59:00 <Kynetic> i love me a good guacamole
59:00 <Kynetic> might go fkn make one actually
59:00 <Kynetic> and dip some fucken veges into it
59:00 <Maurice> Thats a bit too healthy for my liking
59:00 <Kynetic> cos im all out of fucking chips
59:00 <Maurice> But now I want chilli con queso
59:00 <Maurice> What about regular chips
59:00 <Kynetic> i could make sweet potato chips
59:00 <Maurice> Yum
59:00 <Maurice> Love sweet potato
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