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04:00 <Lishs^Husband> looooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllll
05:00 <Sponge> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SefJ6iEJ7XY
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Weed vending machine: Canada's first marijuana vending machine starts up (May 8, 2014) 1:01 - Category: - 154 views - 17 likes (94.4%), 1 dislikes (5.6%)
06:00 <Lishs^Husband> im gay and i have a vagina
18:00 <Lishs^Husband> wats goin on
18:00 <Lishs^Husband> u faggots
18:00 <Lishs^Husband> this place has lost it
18:00 <JimmyJack> gtfo brother touching dad fucker
19:00 <Lishs^Husband> sorry
19:00 <Excessive> 4<3-en this ehehehehehe
19:00 <Lishs^Husband> loooooooool FUKUS
19:00 <Lishs^Husband> like d new chan topic ,mate?
20:00 <Excessive> ohai, how's it hangin yew wayne kerrrrr?
20:00 <Lishs^Husband> Adrian Fukus
20:00 <JimmyJack> faggot fairy, naked in your mothers garden smelling all her pretty flowers with a mouth full of ur dad's jizz
20:00 <Lishs^Husband> u deadshit cun
20:00 <JimmyJack> your brother's cum stash dripping from your ass
20:00 <Lishs^Husband> oo reallliiiii mate
21:00 <Lishs^Husband> wanna blw me?
21:00 <Lishs^Husband> it'll be a tremendous experience
21:00 <Lishs^Husband> 4 you
24:00 <JimmyJack> you should see his mother's stageshow
25:00 <JimmyJack> she actually spits maggots at the audience from her vagina
25:00 <Lishs^Husband> yayy
29:00 <Saemon> omg
29:00 <beehhh> more education cuts
29:00 <beehhh> no govt can save you
30:00 <beehhh> norel gave me a head massage before
30:00 <Loof> did you suck her cock?
31:00 <Excessive> ok ........... once again ...... loven Rob at half way ......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqa1vWiqxEo
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Oils on Water - 13. Power and The Passion - Midnight Oil (Apr 1, 2010) 6:26 - Category: - 33,584 views - 141 likes (99.3%), 1 dislikes (0.7%)
31:00 <Loof> lol @ Midnight Oil
31:00 <Loof> lameoid
32:00 <Loof> sif anyone is gonna like that link
32:00 <Loof> what a tard
32:00 <Loof> no social awareness
32:00 <Loof> die Excessive
33:00 <Loof> Excessive lame links
33:00 <beehhh> nope she cooked for me and later massage me
33:00 <Loof> nice
34:00 <beehhh> she has a cock doesnt mean its a guy
34:00 <Loof> i know
34:00 <Loof> mentally she's female
34:00 <beehhh> good you understand about trannies
34:00 <Loof> yep :)
34:00 <beehhh> indeed shes going for a miri shemale contest
34:00 <Loof> sweet
35:00 <beehhh> she loves me so much
35:00 <Loof> that's cool man
35:00 <Loof> u need that
35:00 <beehhh> no words could express our love
35:00 <Loof> glad ur happy finally
35:00 <beehhh> i should love her more
35:00 <Loof> love her in the ass
36:00 <beehhh> yes im going to live extra days for her now
36:00 <Maurice> Lucky us
36:00 <beehhh> simba will sponsor her after i die
37:00 <beehhh> i want her to see what i seen where i was how i lived there
38:00 <Loof> u could always be an illegal immigrant
38:00 <beehhh> be good to her Loof
38:00 <beehhh> finally i found my true love i have no fear of death now can die happily
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> word up mirza
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> WORD UP MIRZA
40:00 <Excessive> lmfao ............ ye Loof, still complianin maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan?
41:00 <Excessive> complainin*
48:00 <Excessive> loven Pete's sarcasm at the end of this lawl ......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNL3xhxGpK8
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Oils on Water - 2. When The Generals Talk - Midnight Oil (Apr 1, 2010) 0 - Category: - 22,415 views - 72 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> glad you're here
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> not lish's husband
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> man did he pwn himself!
56:00 <PietSAbabe> Hahaha , this show Hounds , its on chan one
56:00 <PietSAbabe> I think I want that asian chick
57:00 <gremlinz> i just watched the most fucked up japanese movie called "Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl"
57:00 <gremlinz> think it was on SBS2 or someshit
58:00 <Excessive> yew onleh watch wat they want yew to watch orraite??????????!!!!!!!!!
01:00 <PietSAbabe> yeah gremlinz , i had that on for about 2 minutes before I had to change channel
01:00 <PietSAbabe> those asians sure have an imagination
01:00 <crash> hey all
01:00 <gremlinz> haha yea was fucking weird
01:00 <crash> whats the gossip
01:00 <gremlinz> sup
01:00 <crash> hey gremz
02:00 <crash> someone intelligent talking at 1am 
02:00 <crash> incredible
02:00 <crash> :P
02:00 <Excessive> k, I mite pill out
03:00 <crash> enjoy ?
03:00 <Excessive> ye
04:00 <Excessive> when u sit where I sit, u ite see the world in a diff way than it really is
04:00 <Excessive> mite*
04:00 <Excessive> or might even ......... if u like
04:00 <crash> Excessive everyone says that
04:00 <crash> got something with dna,life experiences etc.. being unique
05:00 <PietSAbabe> yeap , Im gonna go stalk that asian chick now but to her we're accidently gonna bump into eachother , got her real name out the closing credits , all thats left is to add her to facebook n do the me thing
05:00 <crash> i found a good hairdresser with nice tits that cuts my hair 
05:00 <crash> price is okish
05:00 <crash> speed she lacks on, but thats no biggy
06:00 <PietSAbabe> yeah , as about 50% of hairdressers are female ya bound to come across one with tits, eventually nice ones
06:00 <crash> and a good haircut
06:00 <crash> otherwise no point yah ?
07:00 <PietSAbabe> its how I chose my hair dresser too , jade spoke about her and how attractive she is so I went in there n yeh , nice boobies , something to focus on whilst having my hair cut , head movements are minimal when I hit the zone :p
07:00 <crash> PietSAbabe you statistics blow as well
07:00 <crash> 'hairdresser' is typically associated with female
07:00 <PietSAbabe> Yeah, the statistics did blow me
07:00 <PietSAbabe> not right away
07:00 <crash> 'barber' male
07:00 <crash> rar rar
08:00 <PietSAbabe> but eventually
08:00 <crash> female barber ?
08:00 <PietSAbabe> yeah I know but no one says barbar no more
08:00 <crash> i would stay away from those
08:00 <crash> they have a few in springvale though lol
08:00 <crash> /jokes
08:00 <PietSAbabe> a barbar is a hairdresser , but I know ones that also do shaving n stuff
09:00 <PietSAbabe> i thought it was just another name for hairdresser 
09:00 <crash> whats the difference then ?
09:00 <crash> between a hairdresser and a barber ?
09:00 <crash> ?
09:00 <Sponge> hairdressers don't shave sometimes
09:00 <PietSAbabe> Ive noticed hairdressers only do hair
10:00 <Sponge> i had a fuckwit hairdresser who couldn't shave my neck and looked at me like a freak when I demanded her to
10:00 <crash> err well cbf going into it
10:00 <PietSAbabe> i dunno what the barbars shave
10:00 <PietSAbabe> but yeh , hairdressers only do hair!
10:00 <crash> but yeah... there is a difference :P
10:00 <PietSAbabe> *nod*
10:00 <Sponge> all barbarrrr's shave your neck
10:00 <Excessive> so ........... bank, doc, weed tomoz :D
10:00 <crash> hey Bastardly_One
11:00 <Sponge> they say the red and white poles outside barrrbarrrs were because they used to cut you up and bleed you then they hung out their blood rags on poles
11:00 <PietSAbabe> ya mean you cant do that now ? 
11:00 <PietSAbabe> :p
11:00 <Sponge> that's what they say anyway
11:00 <PietSAbabe> *nod* Sponge
11:00 <Sponge> don't quote me on that
11:00 <PietSAbabe> on smith street theres a place called 'barbar of baghdad'
11:00 <Bastardly_One> hey crash
11:00 <Excessive> welcum ol dude
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> SO NO pICARD
12:00 <Sponge> they prob do the face and scalp massage
12:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy
12:00 <PietSAbabe> and yeh , not one of the oriogional candy pole things , hes got a modern one made up that spins ..
12:00 <Excessive> wassabi
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and for once Piet is not making something up
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> spose hee's beached on a beach in thailand now
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> ay b1
12:00 <PietSAbabe> I think its just there to setup a mass hypnotising gag
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the place is called Barber of Bahgdad
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon it's a great ploy on his heritage
12:00 <Bastardly_One> *play
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and kind of ironic in asian dealer central
13:00 <Bastardly_One> aka smith st
13:00 <PietSAbabe> heh
13:00 <crash> i always associate barbers with speed PietSAbabe
13:00 <PietSAbabe> this is my area
13:00 <PietSAbabe> asians heh
13:00 <crash> hairdressers take their time and charge more
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to know this Piet
14:00 <Bastardly_One> for old times sake
14:00 <Maurice> I can't say I'm likely to go to a barber to get my hair done..
14:00 <crash> but *fingers crossed* you get a more caring cut
14:00 <PietSAbabe> you have to know ?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> is the Fitzroy Woolies
14:00 <Bastardly_One> still easy to shoplift from?
14:00 <PietSAbabe> I dunno
14:00 <Excessive> there's an Italian barber here in Crowie that has his shop front painted in red signage on a white background and a hairdressers jus around the corner from him with a blue shopfront ......... I pay the berber abt 20 bux fo a haircut
14:00 <Bastardly_One> man, one item payed for ten in your clothes for the win
14:00 <PietSAbabe> never needed to play clepto
14:00 <crash> Bastardly_One - do they wheel pallets into the middle of isles ?
14:00 <PietSAbabe> I had stolen something once from coles in cauilfield plaza
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the biggest front on Smith St
15:00 <Bastardly_One> would be the so called pool hall
15:00 <PietSAbabe> and i got caught even when I thought I was playing it slick
15:00 <Bastardly_One> is the amusement centre stll there?
15:00 <Maurice> I stole a spiderman watch from Kmart
15:00 <crash> lol
15:00 <Maurice> It was cool, his mask lifted up to tell the time
15:00 <crash> how much was it ?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> hey cool
15:00 <Maurice> I dunno
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I want one ...
15:00 <Maurice> I was like, 13
15:00 <crash> :P
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah they had the best shit in the 80s and 90s
15:00 <PietSAbabe> turned out the normal customer doing their shopping in the isle when I walked past eem n put it away , I instead decided to walk though the bottlo exit and grab a bottle .... Now that is how stupid I am when it comes to doing dodgy shity
16:00 <Maurice> I had other things to spend my money on, like lip smackers
16:00 <crash> think i stole some chocolate at that age
16:00 <crash> thats about it
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Piet
16:00 <crash> probably from kmart as well
16:00 <PietSAbabe> I cant get away with doing thinjgs like that and the embarrassment is generally enough to stop me , and many others I assume
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm too honest nowdays but I remember the same thing happened to me when I was 15 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought I was getting away with stealing blank tapes
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and the store manager saw me totally
16:00 <crash> i have stolen spray paint as well
17:00 <PietSAbabe> mah old housemate that indian junkie fuck I was forced to share a temp housing with....
17:00 <crash> like 15 years ago
17:00 <crash> when they didn't cage it up
17:00 <PietSAbabe> He every day, walked in walked out , fucking $150+ of steak
17:00 <Bastardly_One> fitzroy?
17:00 <PietSAbabe> for a small fucker, he sure could stash a fuckload of steak in his pants and belt i
17:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously that safeway or now woolies
17:00 <PietSAbabe> no but does that matter? 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> was so fucking easy to steal from
17:00 <PietSAbabe> ya can steal from any of em 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> not really ... that one was like begging you to steal from it from being so easy
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I'm not like that anymore
18:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't been for a long time
18:00 <PietSAbabe> walk in walk out , through self service and show an empty bag whilst whatever ya taking is stashed in ya clothes ... they'd have no reason to stop you 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that self service would be so easy to be dishonest with
19:00 <Bastardly_One> stop making statements I agree with
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that's almost twice today
19:00 <crash> yeah but you don't want your pic on camera
19:00 <PietSAbabe> its the shopping centres n shit especially near trainstations , ya might wanna factor into success whether ya seen by undercover contracted security
19:00 <crash> thieves adapt
19:00 <Excessive> when I was at home in 2003, I went and got an extract of my birth cert and there was a section on it with "personal numeric code" and I asked wat that was abt as the registry didn't fill it out and they said ....... "that's for the police to fill out, it's wat u're known to em by"
20:00 <Bastardly_One> here's a serious and more important question
20:00 <Bastardly_One> why did I bring it up and why are we conversing about it?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking old people ... we're so random
20:00 <crash> lol
21:00 <crash> i thought you and PietSAbabe were good mates
21:00 <PietSAbabe> I know the lil safeway in melb central has many undercovers dressed plain clothed walking down the isles , ya simply cant pick em until ya smack em in the head as a reflex cos they decide to put a hand on ya shoulder from behind 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah carry on if you want
21:00 <Bastardly_One> My dinner is ready
21:00 <Lishs^Husband> looooooooooooooollllll
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I like that Woolies by the way
21:00 <Bastardly_One> go there after 9pm
21:00 <Bastardly_One> best bakery specials ever
21:00 <PietSAbabe> wtf .. theres only a very few people that use this service that I associate with
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... food time
22:00 <PietSAbabe> saying 'friends' and referring to a friendship with someone in here ... That just doesnt work for me 
23:00 <Lishs^Husband> FUCK OFF PEG LEG
23:00 <Lishs^Husband> LOSER
23:00 <Lishs^Husband> GET ANOTHER LEG
23:00 <Lishs^Husband> GET ANOTHER LEG U CUNT
23:00 <PietSAbabe> ouch
23:00 <PietSAbabe> burnt
23:00 <PietSAbabe> thats like
23:00 <Lishs^Husband> PEG LEG
23:00 <PietSAbabe> A KILLER MAN!
23:00 <PietSAbabe> peg leg
23:00 <Lishs^Husband> YES
23:00 <PietSAbabe> ~~!~
23:00 <Lishs^Husband> PEG
23:00 <Lishs^Husband> FUCKIN
23:00 <Lishs^Husband> LEG
23:00 <PietSAbabe> you the man !
23:00 <Lishs^Husband> THANKS
24:00 <crash> hey JimmyJack
24:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10245369_10201369773280928_1736765923368193736_n.jpg
24:00 <PietSAbabe> I watched Frozen before
24:00 <JimmyJack> hey
24:00 <PietSAbabe> Its such an Aladdin type of movie 
25:00 <crash> PietSAbabe you seen the new robocop?
25:00 <PietSAbabe> but there was this guy in it that was singing about
25:00 <PietSAbabe> comparing emselves to GAH 
25:00 <JimmyJack> i watched 10 mins of it
25:00 <crash> and can you give me a neutral review in comparison to the original 
25:00 <PietSAbabe> somet fucking animal
25:00 <JimmyJack> turned it off
25:00 <JimmyJack> original was awesome
25:00 <PietSAbabe> the way it was done , such a kids movie but lots of 2 stupid dog kinda jokes amongst it
26:00 <PietSAbabe> naa
26:00 <Saemon> <Lishs^Husband> FUCK OFF PEG LEG
26:00 <Saemon> <Lishs^Husband> LOSER
26:00 <Saemon> <Lishs^Husband> GET ANOTHER LEG
26:00 <Saemon> <Lishs^Husband> GET ANOTHER LEG U CUNT
26:00 <PietSAbabe> I tied to watch a cam version of it
26:00 <Saemon> ???
26:00 <Maurice> I watched it the other day
26:00 <PietSAbabe> but it was just , unwatrchable
26:00 <Saemon> whose peg leg?
26:00 <crash> she is talking about my 3rd leg
26:00 <crash> it is often confused as a leg
26:00 <PietSAbabe> the audio was tinny as all fuck and microphone volume was all the way up when they cammed it
26:00 <Saemon> Lishs^Husband husband do you habe a problem with ppl who are missing legs?
27:00 <crash> it is just my sexual reproductive organ
27:00 <Excessive> Loof's song ........... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da9iAk4DNFg
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: midnight oil - whoah (Apr 12, 2011) 3:52 - Category: - 15,018 views - 67 likes (97.1%), 2 dislikes (2.9%)
27:00 <JimmyJack> midnight oily abos
27:00 <crash> blue sky mine ?
28:00 <Saemon> https://au.news.yahoo.com/qld/a/23327031/girl-assaulted-on-gold-coast-bus/
28:00 <JimmyJack> abo fuckers
28:00 <Excessive> Diesel And Dust I think
28:00 <Saemon> 'The teenager was pinned against a window by a male passenger on the bus last Friday, with the attack lasting several minutes.
28:00 <Saemon> Despite the bus carrying other passengers, no one came to the girl's aid.'
28:00 <Saemon> wow
28:00 <Saemon> wats wrong with ppl these days
28:00 <PietSAbabe> but Robocop I do wanna see but I cant imagine it being as great as I hoped it to be
28:00 <Saemon> but fair enough though, 
29:00 <Saemon> it doesnt may to be a hero these days
29:00 <crash> nah PietSAbabe - i kinda wanna see it - its a remake
29:00 <crash> not on the big screen
29:00 <Saemon> if u were there and intervened, and you got stabbed
29:00 <Saemon> whose gona compensate you for your trouble?
29:00 <JimmyJack> PietSAbabe has no attention span due to injecting vast quantities of meth into his floppy methdick
29:00 <Saemon> u have to take time off work
29:00 <Saemon> to recover from your injury
29:00 <PietSAbabe> The top movie at the moment is still pacific rim , its not as sappy as some make it out to be
29:00 <JimmyJack> his opinion is irrelevant
29:00 <Saemon> whose gona pay for your bills?
29:00 <Saemon> feed your family?
30:00 <Saemon> pay medical fees
30:00 <Saemon> etc
30:00 <Saemon> thats why ppl dont like to intervene with shit like this 
30:00 <Saemon> i would glady step in and kick the rapists ass
31:00 <Excessive> u don't have the means Saemon
31:00 <doctor> Saemon's a man with nothing to lose
31:00 <Saemon> if i am guranteed that the police or the govt would pay me for lost wages and potential earnings and medical fees
31:00 <Saemon> if i was injured in the process of being a hero
31:00 <Saemon> that should be applied to everyone
32:00 <Saemon> that way, people would be more comfortable in stepping up and intervening when they see a crime being commited 
32:00 <JimmyJack> PietSAbabe would probably try and join in on the rape, but then he'd remember he only has a two inch floppy meth weiner that isn't at all threatening
33:00 <PietSAbabe> wtf is meth weiner
33:00 <PietSAbabe> the pot has done a number on you eh
33:00 <PietSAbabe> :/
35:00 <crash> i actually greened out on the weekend
35:00 <Maurice> Shes smiling :D https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10314612_10152449549515844_2100128222974413817_n.jpg
35:00 <crash> i was going for the shower - slept on the bathroom floor for a few hours
35:00 <crash> i got a good housemate
35:00 <JimmyJack> PietSAbabe has more aids in one drop of blood than the whole of africa combined
35:00 <crash> threw some kinda fabric over me
36:00 <crash> first time in 15 years
36:00 <Excessive> ok, somethin to do wif choppers and cars drivin by beepin their horns ........ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX1UGCIw0qI
36:00 <Maurice> I had my bro in law here from England, him and my husband pulled an all nighter, kids found bro in law asleep in the bathroom the next morning
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Midnight Oil-Bullroarer (Sep 11, 2008) 4:57 - Category: - 228,566 views - 376 likes (96.4%), 14 dislikes (3.6%)
36:00 <crash> i'm not a pot smoker lol
37:00 <JimmyJack> i wonder if Lumeah's vagina has gotten to the maggot infestation phase of the pieter aftersex process
37:00 <Bastardly_One> your fixation on Piet in boredom
37:00 <Bastardly_One> is disturbing
37:00 <Maurice> Thats pretty repulsive
38:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/t1.0-9/1231567_1426326720947592_36847611_n.jpg?oh=bacf9701ea6837aad2cc868de812cae3&oe=53C3AF48&__gda__=1406426398_4e2bec7b5e5ea89f1152414c1a82421f <---this guy needs to set his FB profile on private
38:00 <The_Baron> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that pic
38:00 <Bastardly_One> is all Piet wants out of life
38:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron and I have been discussing him for the last ten mins
38:00 <Excessive> that dude looks familiar The_Baron
38:00 <JimmyJack> Pieter's penis might look and feel like a steamed noodle, but you dont want eat that noodle girls
38:00 <The_Baron> he lives in bendigo aparantly
38:00 <The_Baron> but yeah
38:00 <Saemon> being the age you are Bastardly_One and having what you have
39:00 <Saemon> i take it you dont want anything out of life.
39:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh seriously
39:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/p417x417/1016338_1426396237607307_719082176_n.jpg
39:00 <Saemon> ownt.
39:00 <Bastardly_One> show the "platter"
39:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1896778_1425539751026289_1703315252_n.jpg
39:00 <The_Baron> here's the platter
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why if I look at the pipe and platter
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if he's a plant
39:00 <The_Baron> c'mon, this is probably 90% of this chans wet dream really
39:00 <The_Baron> :P
39:00 <Maurice> Why am I clicking these links
39:00 <Excessive> parteh onnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he seems too healthy 
40:00 <The_Baron> yeah but he might just be a true recreational user too
40:00 <Saemon> lol is that Pieter's daily intake?
40:00 <Saemon> wata loser lolz
40:00 <The_Baron> I know a few dudes like that, just have ice for fun on the weekends, but pump weed every other day
40:00 <Bastardly_One> he wishes no legs
40:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, really was just amazed how brazen some ppl are on FB is all
40:00 <JimmyJack> Pieter would OD if he ever got his hands on that much
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all we were discussing
41:00 <Bastardly_One> how this guy is still on FB
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and not in a prison cell
41:00 <BlackDevil> show me some tits
41:00 <The_Baron> I reckon in at least a year I won't see his profile anymore
41:00 <The_Baron> :P
41:00 <JimmyJack> you cant find tits on the internet BlackDevil?
41:00 <JimmyJack> my god
41:00 <Bastardly_One> unless
42:00 <Maurice> Unless you click the topic
42:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know Bendigo at all?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> they love their meth
42:00 <The_Baron> I know bendigo enough to know there are some units there
42:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe he's a dealer
42:00 <The_Baron> oh he TOTALLY is
42:00 <BlackDevil> no i cannot
42:00 <The_Baron> like I said, he was asking ppl on his wall if they wanted ounces in the mail
42:00 <Bastardly_One> says it all then 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but that sounds too stupid
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I wonder 
43:00 <JimmyJack> meth.. not even once
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I was a speed head back in the old days when it was "good"
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but the kids these days are gonna end up brain damaged spastics the shit they're getting
44:00 <The_Baron> yeah problem is there are two types of ice, some shitty stuff with too much Hcl residue which will fuck their lungs
44:00 <The_Baron> or the good shit which will fuck their heads
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
44:00 <Excessive> goie was gd ........... half weight on a sat nite .......... paekin all nite n all day sunday
44:00 <Bastardly_One> worst upper ever made 
44:00 <Excessive> peakin*
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ever
44:00 <JimmyJack> pieter thinks the Hcl residue is what gets you high
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he's basically right
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but will end up with lungs worse than I have
45:00 <The_Baron> I didn't mind the old shit
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and also fucked in the head
45:00 <crash> Maurice do you like small dick or big dick ?
45:00 <PietSAbabe> pieter thinks youre throwing wordes / abbreviations out n about but you dont know what it means
45:00 <The_Baron> like the orange paste or that brownish hard salty shit
45:00 <The_Baron> was like 80 bucks a gram
45:00 <The_Baron> and kicked arse
45:00 <Maurice> Is this a trick question?
45:00 <JimmyJack> pieter is a big dick who has a small dick
45:00 <Maurice> WORDES
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the putty shit?
45:00 <PietSAbabe> im going to get some food , maccas with hcl for the nuggets
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you baby!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> come back to me when you got beige for $50
46:00 <Bastardly_One> or yellow cat piss for the same
46:00 <PietSAbabe> The_Baron: that was birch cooks
46:00 <crash> Maurice nah just what da ya call it
46:00 <crash> attention seeking
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you're the next gen on The_Baron ... yuck
46:00 <TheRiddler> hcl sounds like drugs
46:00 <TheRiddler> from PietSAbabe
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
46:00 <PietSAbabe> uses lithium and alfoil with ammonium nitrate
46:00 <PietSAbabe> and yeh
46:00 <The_Baron> yeah it was a dirty rush
46:00 <PietSAbabe> was like candle wax
47:00 <PietSAbabe> it makes ya cough
47:00 <The_Baron> but I used to love it
47:00 <PietSAbabe> cos the lithium absorbs the oxygen out of your lungs n surrounding areas thats just been oxygenated 
47:00 <The_Baron> though really the best shit I ever had was the liquid cat pissy  
47:00 <Bastardly_One> from what people have shown me that's what points seem to be these days ... the orange putty shit
47:00 <PietSAbabe> i got cat piss here
47:00 <PietSAbabe> freebase
47:00 <The_Baron> was opaque white and yeah
47:00 <PietSAbabe> oil , 
47:00 <PietSAbabe> its honey:)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> liquid cat piss?
48:00 <PietSAbabe> errr
48:00 <Bastardly_One> no dultued?
48:00 <JimmyJack> Pieter has wet dreams about jumping into a dumpster filled with used syringes and a three month no shower Lumeah, complete with rotting vagina
48:00 <PietSAbabe> cat piss is the term given to freebase which is an oil
48:00 <Bastardly_One> would of been the best espon salt rush ever
48:00 <PietSAbabe> n yeh
48:00 <crash> i replace 'jesus' with Maurice is still allright with me song
48:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, methamphetamine in it's freebase form is a oily liquid
48:00 <Bastardly_One> smell like garbage?
48:00 <PietSAbabe> its the colour of honey
48:00 <Bastardly_One>  know
48:00 <crash> because it still sounds ok
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I know
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm thinking how lucky you are :P
48:00 <The_Baron> like methamphetamine Hcl can only be actually something like 67% pure meth
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I loved cat piss
49:00 <Excessive> OXBLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <The_Baron> I'm sure Piet knows the proper percentage
49:00 <The_Baron> but yeah
49:00 <crash> is gaffa a vic term Bastardly_One?
49:00 <PietSAbabe> umm , cat piss , cos the way to end up with cat piss is distilling the freebase n yeh , when ya base the shit it smells like ammonia
49:00 <crash> i heard it for the first time few days ago
49:00 <PietSAbabe> haiir colouring shit :p
49:00 <Bastardly_One> crash, as in made a gaff?
49:00 <crash> for homebrew spirits
49:00 <JimmyJack> gruppa
49:00 <PietSAbabe> gruppa
49:00 <PietSAbabe> weak.
49:00 <PietSAbabe> Stroh.
49:00 <crash> ahh JimmyJack might have the spelling right
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ah grappa
49:00 <crash> yeah
50:00 <PietSAbabe> absynthe
50:00 <PietSAbabe> absinthe
50:00 <Bastardly_One> wog brew is all I know about it 
50:00 <JimmyJack> it's wog
50:00 <JimmyJack> yeah
50:00 <JimmyJack> wog moonshine
50:00 <PietSAbabe> theres an IGA that sells fucking Absinthe
50:00 <crash> yeah given by a wog
50:00 <crash> looks like urine :P
50:00 <PietSAbabe> but its just the fucking alcohol content and not the other shit 
50:00 <JimmyJack> pure alcohol
50:00 <crash> anyway cheers JimmyJack
50:00 <JimmyJack> np
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Piet
51:00 <PietSAbabe> absinthe is meant to contain something else that acts like a thc like effect
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you won't find the real Absinthe
51:00 <Bastardly_One> in Aust
51:00 <JimmyJack> with the wormwood
51:00 <PietSAbabe> and then it varies depending on the 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> not the halucigenc kind
51:00 <PietSAbabe> Bastardly_One
51:00 <PietSAbabe> youre an idiot
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it's banned
51:00 <Bastardly_One> no I'm not
51:00 <PietSAbabe> balaclava rd
51:00 <crash> its aussie or street slang i am not use too
51:00 <crash> i guess
51:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 versions
51:00 <PietSAbabe> 60% alc 35% other shit
51:00 <JimmyJack> does pieter think real absinthe is legal in aus?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the real version is totally illegal
51:00 <JimmyJack> my god he is drugfucked
51:00 <PietSAbabe> ITS NOT ILELGAL
51:00 <PietSAbabe> ffs
51:00 <crash> JimmyJack maybe
52:00 <PietSAbabe> go to a bottleshop run by middle eastern fuckers
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the proper version is illegal dickhead
52:00 <PietSAbabe> and not a freekin liquorland
52:00 <crash> my neighbour is indonesian (occasionally i borrow cigs off him)
52:00 <crash> clove oil
52:00 <PietSAbabe> I JUST FUCKING SAID WHAT I GET IS 60% ALC and 35% of the other shit
52:00 <crash> my housemate reckons cinnamon (wtf) 
52:00 <PietSAbabe> which is the halucinagine
52:00 <crash> lol
52:00 <JimmyJack> delusions of a junky
52:00 <JimmyJack> so pathetic
52:00 <PietSAbabe> delusions of a junkie ?
52:00 <PietSAbabe> wheres the delusion ?
53:00 <The_Baron> Thujinole is the active component of absinthe
53:00 <The_Baron> derived mainly from wormwood
53:00 <PietSAbabe> and as theres none, why the fuck does one come out with delusions of a junkie out of thin air ?
53:00 <PietSAbabe> you do know thats not normal yeh JimmyJack? 
53:00 <JimmyJack> The chemical that's taken all the blame for absinthe's hallucinogenic reputation is called thujone, which is a component of wormwood
53:00 <PietSAbabe> how many days till your fortnightlyh injection ?
53:00 <JimmyJack> yeah
53:00 <crash> PietSAbabe - what do you define as a junkie
53:00 <JimmyJack> anyone who uses meth/heroin/speed
54:00 <JimmyJack> is a junky
54:00 <crash> any chemical imo
54:00 <JimmyJack> even medications?
54:00 <crash> they don't make it in a toilet bowl
54:00 <Bastardly_One> what does make me laugh though are stoners
54:00 <Bastardly_One> calling others junkies
54:00 <Excessive> I used to do speed every weekend in my earlier days ............. though some of my friends ended up dead on the harry
54:00 <Bastardly_One> we're just as bad
54:00 <JimmyJack> weed is as bad as meth?
54:00 <PietSAbabe> JimmyJack: So 90% of people going to future music or stereosonic
54:00 <JimmyJack> cmon man
54:00 <JimmyJack> cut that bs
54:00 <crash> Bastardly_One agree
54:00 <PietSAbabe> Welcome
54:00 <PietSAbabe> summerdayze
55:00 <Bastardly_One> it's still an addiction
55:00 <PietSAbabe> ALL them are junkies
55:00 <crash> i couldnt judge someone that harshly
55:00 <JimmyJack> weed is easy as to give up
55:00 <PietSAbabe> Ya know where I draw a line
55:00 <JimmyJack> especially if you ween with pre vaped stuff
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the point it you can't do without weed
55:00 <PietSAbabe> Ya find all these people in the medias spotlight dying from overdoses n complications n shit
55:00 <crash> junkie to me - someone that injects anything(anything)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that makes an an addict
56:00 <JimmyJack> yeah junky usually means needles
56:00 <JimmyJack> to most ppl
56:00 <Bastardly_One> others can't ... even myself at times
56:00 <Bastardly_One> addict
56:00 <PietSAbabe> what we dont hear is about the ones that dont fuck up with it
56:00 <PietSAbabe> but the ones that have died , were famous for a reason
56:00 <Bastardly_One> someone drunk all the time
56:00 <Bastardly_One> get the point yet?
56:00 <PietSAbabe> the social posiotion they were in
56:00 <JimmyJack> yeah but not a junky
56:00 <JimmyJack> maybe an addict
56:00 <PietSAbabe> What is the reasons for the ones like JimmyJack
56:00 <JimmyJack> they're diff terms
56:00 <PietSAbabe> who bitch n moan about it 
56:00 <crash> Bastardly_One im ok with anything - as long as it doesn't affect me
56:00 <JimmyJack> you dont usually call an alco a junky
57:00 <crash> wouldn't you agree with me that is the case ?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> the word junkie comes from junk ... a term for smack 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> booting up junk made you a junkie
57:00 <PietSAbabe> why are you here whilst the junkie actors n ones that die end up being made famous cos they succeeded in something
57:00 <crash> Bastardly_One ofcourse - but junk to me is chemicals
57:00 <crash> maybe i am a hypocrite because i smoke cigarettes
57:00 <PietSAbabe> JimmyJack: How does it feel seeing that people that are so called junkies surpass your non junkie ass 
57:00 <JimmyJack> most people when they think junky they think needles
58:00 <PietSAbabe> Tell us , what is your excuse for being NORMAL
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm over playing Devils Advocate already
58:00 <PietSAbabe> and not doing anything with your life
58:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
58:00 <PietSAbabe> ?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I need another bong maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan :P
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm bored already
58:00 <JimmyJack> i'm without
58:00 <JimmyJack> no biggy
58:00 <Bastardly_One> even if I kind of started it 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I kind of feel like playing GT6
59:00 <The_Baron> I could go another chop
59:00 <Bastardly_One> because you're all pretty fucking boring
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah hurry up
59:00 <Excessive> gettin mah ch00f tomoz
59:00 <Excessive> wait
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and maybe get entertaining
59:00 <Excessive> today
59:00 <Excessive> daytime
59:00 <PietSAbabe> I got plenty of smoke
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you shut up
59:00 <JimmyJack> my son broke my silver surfer vaporiser tonight too
59:00 <JimmyJack> $400 down the toilet
59:00 <The_Baron> it's kinda nice smoking some buds that don't taste like full on petrol and hash
59:00 <crash> Bastardly_One - entertain us please ?
59:00 <Excessive> is that another complaint Loof?
00:00 <The_Baron> time for some mango goodness
00:00 <The_Baron> brb
00:00 <PietSAbabe> although im done letting people smoke it , fuckin had sonmeone chop up 3g's 2 nights ago , I had only had one and they smoked it all except for 3 remaning ones
00:00 <Bastardly_One> no chance crash
00:00 <crash> what is you #1 hobby ! ?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I demand entertainment
00:00 <Bastardly_One> or else I'm playing GT6
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> annoying the fuck out of the world
00:00 <JimmyJack> i might go watch bates motel
00:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly
00:00 <JimmyJack> good show
00:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
00:00 <crash> Bastardly_One lol :P
00:00 <crash> i do that hehe :P
00:00 <JimmyJack> based on the movie "psycho"
01:00 <Bastardly_One> a good friend of mine reckons I need to be like a Bill Hicks
01:00 <crash> unfortunately our personalities may clash :P
01:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of rant humour
01:00 <Excessive> "american psycho"
01:00 <PietSAbabe> naa , hotel like scream movie
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I do ike a good rant
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but ya get that
01:00 <crash> most of my friends think i put myself down but don't want to get on the wrong side of me :P
01:00 <Bastardly_One> #1 hobby though
01:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmmmmmm
01:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe people in general
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a writer ya see
02:00 <Bastardly_One> so people are fascinating to me 
02:00 <crash> i can appreciate that 
02:00 <crash> i read a ton - i actually watch sfa tv
02:00 <crash> i mean a tonne :P
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but in traditional hobbies I'd say ... reading, writing and gaming
02:00 <JimmyJack> i want to know if i should bother
02:00 <JimmyJack> or not bother
02:00 <Bastardly_One> with no real #1 out of tose
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and the next up making muzak
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah tv comes in your late 30s
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and 40s
03:00 <Bastardly_One> well, did with me 
03:00 <crash> JimmyJack with what ?
03:00 <JimmyJack> washing my ballsack
03:00 <Bastardly_One> can you find it?
04:00 <JimmyJack> it hangs half way down my leg
04:00 <crash> Bastardly_One same - writing. I would replace that with gambling, drinking, coding?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> with all those burgers you eat a day 
04:00 <JimmyJack> of course i can
04:00 <crash> :P
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you must be like peter griffin
04:00 <Bastardly_One> coding I enjoy
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but I wouldn't say it's a straight out hobby
04:00 <JimmyJack> i dont eat that shit every day
04:00 <Bastardly_One> too occassional at present
04:00 <crash> its the only thing that no one else around me understands :P
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
05:00 <crash> though i noticed im becoming a bit sloppy
05:00 <JimmyJack> i like; making games, making websites and animating
05:00 <Bastardly_One> It is a big of an enigma to most people any time of coding
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah where I'm more into front end design
05:00 <Bastardly_One> find that so easy
05:00 <crash> coding to me is logic
05:00 <crash> so it keeps the mind working ok
05:00 <Bastardly_One> of course it is 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you use Dreamweaver
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and no logic is needed
06:00 <The_Baron> lol
06:00 <crash> nah im heavy into python and c#
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it will do anything for you
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was taking the piss
06:00 <JimmyJack> wont connect to a database for you
06:00 <Bastardly_One> if someone says to me 
06:00 <crash> php/html for gremlinz sake
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I did that in Dreamweaver
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like ... as if you coded then cunt
06:00 <Bastardly_One> tht's all I mean 
07:00 <JimmyJack> i fucked off my adobe subscription
07:00 <crash> I have no problems with dreamweaver
07:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> a lot of the front end people ive worked with have no clue. they just throw in a lot of javascript to try to get things going and it makes the project looks so ugly and site slow to access...and page downloads affects your ranking with Google
07:00 <crash> its messy :P
07:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> affect*
07:00 <crash> like writing a html compliant webpage in word 7
08:00 <JimmyJack> i dont want anything to do with design
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you need the backend before you can do the front end
08:00 <JimmyJack> any more
08:00 <Excessive> 4she lieks teh way that I eat ...........
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's just common design sense innit?
08:00 <PietSAbabe> woop 7th heaven is on
08:00 <crash> backend makes a lot more money anyway
08:00 <PietSAbabe> what are we gonna learn today
08:00 <crash> or learn something like wp
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's what I mean kind of
08:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> depends on the project
08:00 <Bastardly_One> like why do a front end without the back end first?
08:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> with the projects ive been on they start the front end first
09:00 <Bastardly_One> or basic details of the back end
09:00 <crash> im not creative enough to design but i can slice a psd
09:00 <JimmyJack> same with me ProfessorHaroldHorowitz 
09:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> because you want to show something to the client
09:00 <PietSAbabe> wtf
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think it's logical to totally start with a front end though
09:00 <PietSAbabe> start with the front end
09:00 <PietSAbabe> shows youre talking shit
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Ooh in that sense xm
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah for sure
09:00 <crash> Bastardly_One is right
09:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> PietSAbabe: not all sites you see are generated via server code PietSAbabe 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm talking fully finished sorry
09:00 <Bastardly_One> not an advert 
10:00 <crash> PietSAbabe and you have been around for how long ?
10:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> they often have a login area for admin, users etc
10:00 <crash> how do you spend your days ?
10:00 <JimmyJack> Pieter thinks he knows about web dev now LOL!
10:00 <PietSAbabe> oh wow 
10:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> ive been doing web stuff in industry since the early 2000s :D
10:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i think i know what im talking about
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and everyone is agreeing dickhead
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that to have a working front end
10:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> to PietSAbabe
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you need at least some knowledge of the back end 
11:00 <JimmyJack> Pieter isn't there some dumpsters that you should be diving into PietSAbabe 
11:00 <JimmyJack> ?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> so go back to your 7th Heaven and fuck up
11:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> you do, but you generally start off with the front end
11:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> the graphic designers will wireframe it up
11:00 <PietSAbabe> WTF
11:00 <crash> well 'creative' or what i call 'scripter' :P
12:00 <Bastardly_One> xm should of said 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> a mockup
12:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> if you're the sole developer then you can go start on the backend and generated a front end as you go but in a team you typically have people specialising
12:00 <crash> want a shopping cart on your site ?
12:00 <crash> <<---
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and he would not be having to hear you yabber
12:00 <crash> oh mysql error
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I get what he meant after saying oh blah blah
12:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but you Piet
12:00 <crash> maybe gremlinz
12:00 <Bastardly_One> need to shut up
12:00 <crash> depends if you can afford him
12:00 <PietSAbabe> you're talking about your own lil designs ya start off with when beginning a new template project , then yeh , I can see YOU fucking around with it n yeh ya would fuck with the front end first , but if ya working within a prop[er development team
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I saw BlackDevil
12:00 <crash> or Longie
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not that impressive :P
13:00 <Bastardly_One> piet
13:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> wireframing is the proper word used for UI not just for the web but desktop UIs too
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all he meant dickhead
13:00 <Bastardly_One> he was saying in some cases doing a mock up is needed
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and he is right 
13:00 <JimmyJack> PietSAbabe actually just makes shit up on the spot, you guys know that right?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not disagreeing
13:00 <crash> PietSAbabe do you have a few sites you have designed ?
14:00 <crash> or had anything to do with the majority of backend programming
14:00 <JimmyJack> wouldn't it be easier to actually read a book than just make shit up and pretend you know what you're on about PietSAbabe u loser?
14:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> well, he started off saying 'frontend'
14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh for the record
14:00 <Bastardly_One> best I cannot make a website site goes to
14:00 <Bastardly_One> weebly
14:00 <Bastardly_One> they're good
15:00 <TheRiddler> he is right
15:00 <Bastardly_One> if anyone can't make a decent site out of their templates
15:00 <TheRiddler> I'm learning web now
15:00 <crash> ProfessorHaroldHorowitz - PietSAbabe will set you up with a wp site (custom - few alterations to the css files)
15:00 <Bastardly_One> they're fucked up
15:00 <BlackDevil> at least her tits are nice
15:00 <crash> for as little as $100
15:00 <TheRiddler> you need a mock up first
15:00 <PietSAbabe> JimmyJack: or you can just email my old email address @ sensis cos its still active
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't need one I think TheRiddler
15:00 <JimmyJack> lol PietSAbabe doesn't know css
15:00 <PietSAbabe> webworks team mangemennt
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you need one for showing the client what it is gonna look like
15:00 <Bastardly_One> for sure
15:00 <PietSAbabe> err cascading calls
15:00 <Bastardly_One> given
16:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but not all clients ask for that 
16:00 <TheRiddler> that what they hire you for
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and to have an effective front end
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you need to know how the back end is going to be 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all we're saying
16:00 <PietSAbabe> the front end is nothing more than the gui
16:00 <PietSAbabe> that is all
16:00 <crash> sucks to be static
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's turned into a shit argument
17:00 <PietSAbabe> and that is created AFTER the 'backend' or applicaion code has been fully debugged
17:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> PietSAbabe is too confused himself so there is no point
17:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler
17:00 <crash> what language are you ok with PietSAbabe?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> this is all the statment was really in a nutshell
17:00 <crash> any ? or have you wasted this much time ....
17:00 <JimmyJack> PietSAbabe failed basic qbasic
17:00 <Bastardly_One> of have an effective front end you need to know at least the basics of the backend
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and it went from there
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all I said
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:00 <crash> JimmyJack thats getting a bit advanced lol
18:00 <crash> dos batch programming ?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> VB? *shudders*
18:00 <crash> programming a vcr remote ???
18:00 <JimmyJack> vb lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a feeling i have to do that shit again next year
18:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
18:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> but given that clients want to see something quick it matters more to work on a 'mockup' (wireframe) first and then use diagrams or buzzwords to explain to them what you will do in the backend. no client cares about the backend whizz bang stuff -- they just want it to work. they just like jargon
18:00 <JimmyJack> vb is so fucking dead
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how outdated educational places are
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I know Loof
19:00 <crash> JimmyJack yep staying away from it
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I might get lucky and get Java
19:00 <crash> even with ms phones
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but they're not very modernised educational places
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I was saying this to ShadowLurker and someone else earlier
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> no fun
19:00 <JimmyJack> not even vb.net?
19:00 <JimmyJack> even that's dead
19:00 <TheRiddler> what proffessor said
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I know and not what I've seen
19:00 <crash> asp is dead
19:00 <TheRiddler> there's alot of web devs out there
19:00 <crash> asp.net is dead
20:00 <JimmyJack> yeah we learned asp at tafe
20:00 <crash> .net is sketchy
20:00 <JimmyJack> load of shit
20:00 <Bastardly_One> every second one of us is a web dev
20:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> ASP.Net is very popular with the government websites and large companies here though
20:00 <PietSAbabe> c# .asp still goes 
20:00 <JimmyJack> and we learned access at tafe lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a fact ... you put a percentage on male net users and web dev
20:00 <crash> ProfessorHaroldHorowitz - nothing wrong with the language
20:00 <PietSAbabe> css ... alot of CMS use it
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and I bet it's at least 40 percent
20:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> it never was about the technology. it's about Microsoft's politics and direction
21:00 <TheRiddler> you need to impress the client more now
21:00 <crash> vb and delphi was taught to me at school
21:00 <Bastardly_One> access as in database?
21:00 <PietSAbabe> doesnt matter what language one uses
21:00 <Bastardly_One> how fucking horrid is that shit?
21:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> access is pretty good
21:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> it's used a lot by engineers though
21:00 <crash> access is fine 
21:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> in fact im using it now
21:00 <crash> even more so with openoffice
21:00 <Bastardly_One> they still use that in Cert IV to make databases
21:00 <Bastardly_One> when I think it's quite a dinosaur way of doing it personally
22:00 <crash> and database schemas never change
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fair
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno
22:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> industry cares more about rapid development. which translates to saving costs
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Office in general shits me ok?
22:00 <JimmyJack> i wanna make an app called Pieter that teaches you how to shoot up and find veins under blue lights
22:00 <PietSAbabe> As long as the result = the required product then its a success , whether ya had to write 2x the amount of code or not , I was doing direct hardware calls and writes via delphi
22:00 <PietSAbabe> freekin visual pascal heh
22:00 <crash> PietSAbabe - what language do you speak computer wise
22:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> even if MS were to say today they're going to can a whole lot of their technologies
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what I hate most about access?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> this is all it is 
23:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> plenty of projects will still go on
23:00 <crash> you could not of wasted that much time on mIRC without learning mIRC scripting
23:00 <crash> fuckk....
23:00 <PietSAbabe> JimmyJack: Your obsession with me is quite gay and I dont like it
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm am old man and I used to do admin for a living
23:00 <PietSAbabe> I dont want you and I dont like you
23:00 <PietSAbabe> get over me
23:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> you all seem a bit worked up over such silly things
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I hate about it ... I got over it a long time ago
23:00 <JimmyJack> pieter is so mad
23:00 <PietSAbabe> how can you tell one is worked up ?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> other wise I agree it still has a relevance
23:00 <crash> PietSAbabe - do 'us - the channel a favour'
23:00 <JimmyJack> and so fucking deluded
23:00 <PietSAbabe> is it because they are able to type faster than you ?
24:00 <crash> don't speak about technology
24:00 <crash> you know nothing....
24:00 <JimmyJack> used to be a pienapple
24:00 <crash> speak about drugs or something
24:00 <PietSAbabe> why are you saying used to be a 'pien'apple
24:00 <PietSAbabe> why pienapple ?
24:00 <PietSAbabe> do you even know what youre saying loof ?
24:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> lol
24:00 <JimmyJack> i did it all by mesewf
24:00 <PietSAbabe> cos yeh , someone who lvied below me in collingwood
25:00 <JimmyJack> suck it!
25:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> the pieter pienapple 
25:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> m8
25:00 <PietSAbabe> she too gets the fortnightly injections and some other tablet taking daily
25:00 <PietSAbabe> She is unable to be understood too Loof
25:00 <TheRiddler> there's 1 up his arse atm
25:00 <PietSAbabe> and her thoughts are scary cos they aint normal 
25:00 <TheRiddler> a pienapple
26:00 <PietSAbabe> ProfessorHaroldHorowitz: and ?
26:00 <PietSAbabe> pineapple and pieter
26:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> what 'hardware calls' were you doing via Delphi?
26:00 <TheRiddler> paris hilton southpark style
26:00 <PietSAbabe> what are you hop[ing to achieve
26:00 <PietSAbabe> direct control of video card
26:00 <crash> ProfessorHaroldHorowitz ive still got a tic-tac-toe game in delphi if you want the source :P
26:00 <PietSAbabe> and yes , direct x is meant to be used 
26:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> hmmm with delphi?
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> and feeling like your heart is beating soley for me
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
27:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> not many people use Delphi anymore 
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> r u two
27:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i know Point of Sale systems use it
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> having some
27:00 <PietSAbabe> again , anty language can get you to the outcome thats required, 
27:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> and FL Studio was written in it
27:00 <crash> ProfessorHaroldHorowitz - this was in 99'
27:00 <TheRiddler> open source > direct x
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> gay shit fit slammin' smack convo?
27:00 <PietSAbabe> knowing how is again different
27:00 <TheRiddler> err
27:00 <TheRiddler> opengl
27:00 <TheRiddler> ffs
27:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> nah i hate Delphi crash
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> rackheads
27:00 <crash> i have fl studio 8
27:00 <PietSAbabe> and yes, theres alot of ASM called into it alsol
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuckup
27:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i know
27:00 <crash> is that the same software package you are talking about ?
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo piet
27:00 <crash> fruity loops
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> no prob wit u
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> but shut the fuck up
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> so this little parasite shuts up oo
28:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> that's why it's difficult to port FL Studio to Mac OS because a lot of the code is too specific to Windows
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> too*
28:00 <PietSAbabe> he'll keep going
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ino
28:00 <PietSAbabe> its like a loof #2
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> loof is a nut
28:00 <PietSAbabe> but dun worry , I gotta depart
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> he has a rubber butt
29:00 <PietSAbabe> a nut is too leanient
29:00 <crash> ProfessorHaroldHorowitz - don't fl support mac ?
29:00 <TheRiddler> is there a adobe equivilent?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> Loof needs injections 24/7
29:00 <crash> you are talking about audio mixing yeah ?
29:00 <PietSAbabe> Ive had to interact with people on the same meds and mental conditions he lives with
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> we all know that
29:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> yeah, there is some mac os version but i think theyve stopped supporting it
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> good luck
29:00 <PietSAbabe> and its simple , there is NO way of getting through to him
29:00 <Bastardly_One> just get Cubase
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1 sup
29:00 <Bastardly_One> for Mac
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i saw
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> only
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway
29:00 <Bastardly_One> not much Pandas
29:00 <PietSAbabe> ya can tell him something but he wont be able to absorb its importance
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> jimjarmusch film
30:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> LOL
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> was awesome man
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> just me and one lady in the cinema <3
30:00 <crash> ProfessorHaroldHorowitz - do you have anything mixed up - pm me :P
30:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> what do you mean by mixed up? 
30:00 <crash> anything that is finished
30:00 <PietSAbabe> PandasDontDrive
30:00 <PietSAbabe> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10268569_10152411556228259_2504463674708350522_n.jpg
30:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> yeah, a few things
31:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> but i want to sit on them for a while
31:00 <crash> or need a second set of ears :P
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> soz i have CAGE playto take away the ocd
31:00 <PietSAbabe> thats cinema *wiuthout a screen hehe*
31:00 <crash> I just started with FL
31:00 <crash> its fun though
31:00 <The_Baron> night cunts
31:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> what genre?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1 u sould go see only the watev
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb
31:00 <TheRiddler> what is adobe audition like?
31:00 <PietSAbabe> so im sittin back now watching fucking 180 inches of 7th heaven
31:00 <Bastardly_One> FL though crash
31:00 <PietSAbabe> :/
31:00 <crash> ProfessorHaroldHorowitz - electronic and jazz for me
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i find the fucken motherfucking trailer!
31:00 <Bastardly_One> make sure you get some wicked vst's
31:00 <TheRiddler> anyone?
31:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> ah
31:00 <Bastardly_One> or else it'll sound dated
31:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> do you like chillout?
32:00 <crash> Bastardly_One i know - it is heavily criticed
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I use it
32:00 <PietSAbabe> the whole master suite of adobe is fucking perfection
32:00 <crash> but i can play a musical instrument 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the masochist feel to it 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oh so can I
32:00 <TheRiddler> is not
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and why I don't use Cubase I dunno
32:00 <crash> its brutal to me - started last week
32:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> one of the reasons why i didnt go with Cubase is because unlike Logic it doesnt come with many synths in the box
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but I like the pain of FL studio
32:00 <crash> im 31 as well lol
32:00 <TheRiddler> their cloud is a nightmare
33:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> but Cubase would be the best for composition if you're into something like cinematic/orchestral scoring
33:00 <Bastardly_One> or the kind of house someone like say
33:00 <Bastardly_One> deadmau5 makes
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lush kind of shit in other words
33:00 <crash> i prefer ambient atm Bastardly_One :P
33:00 <crash> you like that kinda stuff
33:00 <PietSAbabe> I really loved fruityloops , never got into the shit like reactor n sonic foundry stuff
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and then Abelton for harder shit 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO anyway
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but I am in love with the masochistic way you have to go about shit in FL Studio Producers Edition
34:00 <PietSAbabe> what pisses me off are the people that bag out fruityloops but only cos it looks cheesy to em yet fruityloops contains EVERYTHING you could ever require
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo Bastardly_One
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yo
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> this movie
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> FUCKING
34:00 <crash> ive only got the trial of their latest version
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> ROCKS
34:00 <Bastardly_One> it really is a pain in the fucking arse FL
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> as in
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but I love it
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> ace rock soundtrack too
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycOKvWrwYFo
34:00 <crash> i can barely get drum loops going atm
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Only Lovers Left Alive (2014) Official Trailer (Dec 10, 2013) 2:15 - Category: - 388,345 views - 1,454 likes (97.1%), 43 dislikes (2.9%)
34:00 <crash> but i love it 
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> saw today
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh torrent the latest Prod edition man 
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> dl it if u can
35:00 <Bastardly_One> so you like frustration
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> it is mmmm yeeaa
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah righty o pandas
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> Jim Jarmusch
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> does Vampires..
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but right now crash and I are discussing the pain of a particular music producing program
35:00 <crash> hehe :P
36:00 <crash> i like FL
36:00 <Excessive> \o.
36:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone says to me 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> why not use cubase for what you do?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> or Ableton for the heavier shit
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm like
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but I like the pain!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I can
36:00 <Bastardly_One> t
36:00 <Bastardly_One> explain it any other way 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Where did you lear to count?!" I go, "A Counting School"
36:00 <Bastardly_One> so used to it I enjoy it
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> tv doesnt listen
36:00 <crash> im passionate about music
37:00 <crash> but software is software
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> learn*
37:00 <Bastardly_One> no
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> sigh
37:00 <Bastardly_One> cubase is better
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> last night was much more fun
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and ableton
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> we had picard picarding
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but I dunno
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> then this morning lish husband
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I agree with you
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I like FL
37:00 <crash> Bastardly_One - i can do everything i want with fl
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but it is painful
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> GAYrl!
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> CRASH
37:00 <crash> im not mastering anything
37:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a cunt to master am I right?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> do u still game?
38:00 <crash> vsds - plenty
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> got a xbox one?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> get one
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
38:00 <crash> i have a cheap 7 channel hardware mixer
38:00 <Bastardly_One> master something in all 3
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> u cunts
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and then you'll see the pain
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> y wont u give up
38:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> talkin about fkn shit
38:00 <Bastardly_One> we're nearly finished
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> u cant fucking do urself
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> for fuck sake
38:00 <crash> $230 :P
39:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> boobs
39:00 <Bastardly_One> stolen?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> BOOBS
39:00 <crash> haha nah
39:00 <crash> $400 :P
39:00 <Bastardly_One> still stolen?
39:00 <crash> i love my music
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> so ProfessorHaroldHorowitz you like bewbs?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> these cunts
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> they act like
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but seriously
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> music is new
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause they try to mix shit
39:00 <Bastardly_One> FL is fucking to master IMO
39:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> the SSL-like mixer in Reason is probably my favourite
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> like all faggots do
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> srs
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yes xm
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> honest
40:00 <crash> Bastardly_One - ill take a pic of it :P
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Reason has some very good qualities
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> no offense bro
40:00 <Bastardly_One> just fuckity like FL IMO
40:00 <crash> you wouldn't want to pull levels accurately of each channel :P
40:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> im not sure why Logic keeps crashing on this machine
40:00 <Bastardly_One> we're talking Pandas
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> but you go on and on about mouse
40:00 <crash> junk
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> and shit
40:00 <crash> but looks fancy 
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> and serious
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> like
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> never evolve
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> and
40:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> none of my friends had a problem with Logic Pro X
40:00 <Bastardly_One> just beause you don't get into it nor understand it apparently
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> music is music man
40:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't make it any less interesting to the three of us
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> go on about one guy all the time
41:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Reason has never crashed on me. neither on The_Baron
41:00 <Bastardly_One> we 3 enjoy making it electronically
41:00 <crash> Bastardly_One - i got into this because of - embarrassed :P
41:00 <Bastardly_One> deal with it
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> like you want to shove your dick up his arse
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> and brag
41:00 <crash> ocremix.org :P
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Reason works fine here too
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> about how u got a back stage pass
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> or some shit
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> srs
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> electronic music
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> is nothing
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> compared to real artists.
41:00 <crash> pfft
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I just won't use it when I seriously could make some wicked orchastral shit on that
41:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> LOL
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's the truth
41:00 <crash> PandasDontDrive - what instrument do you play again ?
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> piano
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> ..
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm I used to be a bassist dickhead
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
42:00 <crash> come around and play with me then
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> used to
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> i would crash
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and you can't just make music on a computer
42:00 <Bastardly_One> without knowing music
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> if u were in adels i would
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> but see
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mate Ryan
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> in Zen Stella
42:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> and i can say tattoos...are nothing compared to art from the renaissance
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> they DO shit
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont irc about it like Bastardly_One
42:00 <crash> PandasDontDrive always welcome :P
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> talking about his past
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> i used to do this n that
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> shits me off man
43:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck idiot?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> cunt goes on n on
43:00 <Bastardly_One> we're talking about how we currently make music
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> u cunt
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and our prefered choices 
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> you make fuck all
43:00 <Bastardly_One> dickhead
43:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I make shit all the time
43:00 <crash> Bastardly_One ?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I never finish shit 
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you study shit to get more centerlink money
43:00 <crash> who you talkign to ?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> so fuck off
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas the obnoxious cunt crash
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
43:00 <Maurice> I wish I got centrestink money
43:00 <crash> ahh ok
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
43:00 <Maurice> I'd even go so far as to study to get it
43:00 <Bastardly_One> who is trying to piss on our convo
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> crash
43:00 <Maurice> Then I could pay off my dealer
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, hush
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont bother with him bro
44:00 <Bastardly_One> don't start him
44:00 <crash> Maurice if i put a sperm in you - do we get a free tv ?
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's an idiot dude
44:00 <Maurice> Don't you tell me what to do
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> I can hook you up
44:00 <Maurice> No crash, because I'm barren
44:00 <Maurice> No babies for me
44:00 <Bastardly_One> please then?
44:00 <crash> you probably get more if you abort it
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> you want some real people or a person
44:00 <crash> 100k?
44:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> anyway, crash
44:00 <crash> maybe a bit over
44:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i want to hear your stuff
44:00 <crash> 10k
44:00 <Maurice> Ok, I'll take 100k to pretend to have a baby
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One can give you five cents for a cigarette butt
44:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> even if it's just the start
44:00 <Bastardly_One> crash might be like me 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> won't hand shit out until finished
45:00 <Bastardly_One> can ask all ya like but I won't
45:00 <crash> if you abort a baby Maurice - i will hunt you down
45:00 <Bastardly_One> until I think it's a certain standard
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> go pretend not to learn something Bastardly_One from your centerlink course for more centerlink money you fake.
45:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> depends. i dont mind handing out certain milestones for feedback
45:00 <Maurice> I can't HAVE a baby for the 2nd time
45:00 <crash> atleast hold some values
45:00 <Bastardly_One> because you have people like TheBaron who can really make shit
45:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> but i wouldnt shads it out every 15 mins
45:00 <Bastardly_One> so if I'm up to a certain standard then I will show people
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> I know people
45:00 <crash> Maurice - yeah heard that from a few one night stands
45:00 <crash> :P
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> who really
45:00 <Bastardly_One> until then it's on my drive and my drive only
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> make shit
45:00 <Maurice> I had my tubes clamped x2
46:00 <Maurice> Idiot
46:00 <crash> slut...
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> without the stoopid
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> Maurice I had mine clamped too
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
46:00 <Maurice> Hot
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> fanx
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> i thort it would bring on da boyz!
46:00 <Maurice> The Dr said 'what if you want more kids in 10 yrs?' I looked at my then 5yr old and laughed
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
46:00 <crash> ive been kicked in tha balls does that count
46:00 <Maurice> As if have kids that late
47:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> the problem with early feedback is that someone could disagree with it completely and it may discourage you from going further...whereas if you kept at it you could have turned it around completely
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> "What does an apple a day for the doctors wife a day do
47:00 <Maurice> Imagine having a 15yr old and a newborn
47:00 <Maurice> Yuck
47:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> and it's the matter of taste thing
47:00 <Bastardly_One> xm
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One stop pretending dude
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm ending th subject
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> you make fuck all
47:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> so i always ask more than 1
47:00 <Bastardly_One> before panda cries again
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're a faker man
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> not crying
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't be fucked with the stupid little cunt
47:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> im completely ignoring panda
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you are 
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> put you in your place
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> I know
47:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i could say a few things to make him cry
47:00 <Maurice> Good lord
47:00 <Bastardly_One> because it's not about you and to your taste
47:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> but im trying to give up on this
47:00 <Bastardly_One> well fucking do it 
47:00 <Maurice> You boys need to get a grip
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're taking your course to get more centerlink money
47:00 <Maurice> And act your ages
48:00 <Bastardly_One> because this is getting annoying
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you know fuck all about music
48:00 <Maurice> My 6 and 7 yr old act more mature than this
48:00 <Bastardly_One> or else I am not contributing anymore
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and will just go play a game
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> hearda Zen Stella?
48:00 <Maurice> And they're pretty 'special'
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I was having a decent convo with you and crash
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but this little cunt
48:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
48:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> hmm crash doesnt come on often
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause my mate has toured with real acts
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> instead of acting
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> like you
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I wonder why xm
48:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> so i want to hear more about him
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> like you know shit
48:00 <Bastardly_One> would you?
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> fgt
49:00 <Maurice> One of them got zapped by his ipod charger last night, told me it's happened on my sisters trampoline and 'it was nice, my hand was tingling'
49:00 <Bastardly_One> what Maurice?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm nice
49:00 <Maurice> Fucked if I know
49:00 <Maurice> Apparently being zapped is a good thing
49:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i used to have a 'strange addiction' where i enjoyed putting those 9V batteries on my tongue
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I missed the first bit?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> crash, srs talk with this guy about music
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> he doesnt know word one about music
50:00 <Maurice> (00:48:15) (Maurice): My 6 and 7 yr old act more mature than this (00:48:29) (Maurice): And they're pretty 'special'
50:00 <Maurice> Then the other bit
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that 
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> he thinks he can make music.
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> mau5
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> fgt
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yeah I see that now 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> still what?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you've strange children
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
50:00 <Maurice> He's his fathers son
50:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooh
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One dude
50:00 <Maurice> I had a dream when I napped today, we bought a new house
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> you talk so much shit
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> I jummped on it because I love music
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer and
51:00 <Bastardly_One> just talk over pandas will ya?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> I mc for ten yrs
51:00 <Bastardly_One> anything
51:00 <Maurice> A ginger kitten wandered in and I was allowed to keep it as a friend for Esme, then I went out to the barn and found 5 grey kittens
51:00 <Maurice> Yep, we have a barn
51:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> we dumped a track earlier tonight cunt
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> obese records bro
51:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> we found a litter of kittens sort of like that
51:00 <Bastardly_One> so a ginger cat out of a set of greys
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> who the fuck are you Bastardly_One
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> is gonna be her friend in the end
51:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> dad emailed me saying he found a litter in his garage
52:00 <crash> yeah but everyone knows we treat Maurice as a special person in this channel
52:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> before that... i was a cat hater
52:00 <Maurice> There was also 3 chicks and 3 barn cats
52:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> then i saw the light...
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> some old cunt on centerlink doin a fkn course to get more centerlink
52:00 <Maurice> BUT WE HAVE A BARN
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> chattin up crash
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> like u know shit
52:00 <crash> PandasDontDrive hehe :P
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you really do or that was the spin out?
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah we did
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was SPUN
52:00 <Maurice> It was a dream..
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm talking to Maurice
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> tack name spun..
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't exist dickhead
53:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> PandasDontDrive: you're embarrassing yourself because no one else buys it. we've all sat here before when you do the very same things you're claiming Bastardly_One does. so shhhhhhhh
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> track*
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One
53:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10314612_10152449549515844_2100128222974413817_n.jpg
53:00 <Maurice> LOOK AT IT
53:00 <crash> im sure Maurice would be better than the whores i have had lately
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> just dont talk shit
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> about any music
53:00 <Maurice> Yeah, coz I don't charge..
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <crash> Maurice they don't charge much
53:00 <Bastardly_One> she is not a killer when asleep
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> all u jerk off to is mau5
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> mouse
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> u fgt
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but that glare in the awake shot ... 
53:00 <Maurice> I dont charge anything
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> n he is ShIT
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> tbh
53:00 <crash> the energy in the intercourse is a bit lackluster
54:00 <Maurice> Oh yeah, I starfish a lot
54:00 <crash> even with my enormous cock
54:00 <crash> its always 'be gentle'
54:00 <Maurice> I need proof of this
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro i got two musos here mang crashed out
54:00 <Bastardly_One> we dont
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur not even one
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking
54:00 <Bastardly_One> care
54:00 <Bastardly_One> now
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur a fkn fanboy
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
54:00 <Bastardly_One> up
54:00 <crash> anyway Maurice
54:00 <Bastardly_One> for the final time
54:00 <Maurice> SHUT. UP.
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur the tarentino wannebe
54:00 <crash> i might go get a blood test tommorrow
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
54:00 <Maurice> Wanna practise baby making, crash?
55:00 <Maurice> Oh right
55:00 <Bastardly_One> even Maurice told you to stfu
55:00 <Maurice> Cancel my line
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so did xm
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> Maurice is hot
55:00 <crash> Maurice nah no babies for me 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> how about just ... stfu
55:00 <Maurice> No she isn't
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> SOME SEX GON HAPPEN
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i said she is
55:00 <Maurice> You fuck up
55:00 <crash> i slept with whores - got desperate waiting for the women like you
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> FINE!~
55:00 <crash> or the real 'women' like you
55:00 <Bastardly_One> NO!
55:00 <Maurice> I am pretty special *flicks hair*
55:00 <crash> fuck you
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I DONT WANT TO
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... why do I see you doing that?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and sarcastically
56:00 <crash> Bastardly_One - you have to see my penis atleast once
56:00 <Maurice> I did it about 10 mins ago
56:00 <Bastardly_One> special alright *nods*
56:00 <Maurice> Coz Es was eating my hair
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yuck
56:00 <Maurice> Shes special
56:00 <Bastardly_One> suck up crash
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> I just had to give it to Bastardly_One
56:00 <Maurice> You need 7 bil and 1
56:00 <Bastardly_One> won't get ya a fuck :P
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> because he's full of shit
57:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20140507/640/daily_picdump_1524_640_98.jpg
57:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> sorry!
57:00 <crash> Bastardly_One nah - she is a heel girl - so what ?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> not enough
57:00 <Bastardly_One> she's too wise for that 
57:00 <Maurice> I can't help being short
57:00 <crash> tatts - heels
57:00 <Maurice> It's a curse
57:00 <crash> ?
57:00 <crash> whats wrong with Bastardly_One
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> motherfucker Bastardly_One
57:00 <Maurice> Stop it, I'll take both tatts and heels
57:00 <Bastardly_One> PandasDontDrive just has a bee up his arse
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> my brother took me to his work today
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> u shitdick
58:00 <Bastardly_One> because he has no attention and clearly wants some
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> you will never get anywhere near
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> where my brother is
58:00 <Bastardly_One> blah blah blah
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> with your pretend course
58:00 <crash> i like Maurice's heels though lol
58:00 <Maurice> If someone got near my brother I'd lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> just put the cunt on ignore
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> saying how boring it is
58:00 <Maurice> He's a paranoid son of a bitch
58:00 <crash> i shouldve been goth or something
58:00 <Maurice> Dont tell mum I said that
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Maurice
58:00 <crash> can i be your lapdog Maurice
58:00 <Maurice> No
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> Maurice y b mean
58:00 <Bastardly_One> My sister is a paranoid bad tempered bitch too
58:00 <crash> why not... :P
59:00 <Maurice> I prefer cats to dogs
59:00 <Maurice> And my dog is 50kgs
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
59:00 <Maurice> He's not sitting on my lap
59:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> he is writing something. his masterpiece: "A bee in your sonnet"
59:00 <Bastardly_One> xm :D
59:00 <crash> Maurice you are hard to please
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One just dont insult multi media
59:00 <Maurice> I get that a lot
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> by pretending it's what you're studying
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh crash you're slow
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> when we all know you arent
59:00 <Bastardly_One> only just work that out crash?
59:00 <crash> Bastardly_One i am
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you are only 'studying' for more centerlink money
00:00 <Maurice> Except from my husband, he's got his penis on the pulse
00:00 <crash> i was chatting Maurice up over a whore
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> ...
00:00 <crash> but Maurice don't want me ;/
00:00 <crash> not mean or kind enough or something
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I never said I was studying that dickhead I said that's what I was doing in the future with what I am doing
00:00 <BlackDevil> robocop is out
00:00 <crash> fuck the both of em
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> crash chill
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> its bout me
00:00 <BlackDevil> Robocop 2014 720p BluRay x264 SPARKS
00:00 <Bastardly_One> putting it to use for working from home in the furture
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> only me
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so get your facts right you stupid little cunt
00:00 <Bastardly_One> now hush
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
01:00 <crash> anyway PandasDontDrive
01:00 <crash> Maurice will suck a cock for $5
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't have any big ambitions with it 
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> you lie Bastardly_One
01:00 <Bastardly_One> other than to keep myself occupied in the furture
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that teacher and I ... we just clash 
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> BROTEK
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> I WAS TOLD
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but she's alright with me now as I'm up to date again
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> by a reliable source
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> in here
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> that you are doing it for centerlink money
02:00 <crash> Maurice weight > 65kg ?
02:00 <crash> ouch :P
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> i believe that.
02:00 <Bastardly_One> then they'r completely out of their heads
02:00 <crash> get on the crack Maurice lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> because I might get it while doing it but belive me man 
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd do something more interesting for money than this 
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> like you every day then hey?
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> pretending like you know shit
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's about getting the skill down on actual paper
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> you talk about multi media
03:00 <Bastardly_One> we weren't and I don't 
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> insulting to my brother dude
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> you have
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you do
03:00 <Bastardly_One> other than saying I intend to use the skills in the future
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> why dont you just say
03:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck ever said I do it?
03:00 <Maurice> crash and the other 100kg
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you assumed that of your own accord dickwad
03:00 <Bastardly_One> so fuck up
03:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> "I'm a shaved head faggot with a nose ring in Ballarat with nothing but a nose ring."
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> and leave it at that.
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> srs
04:00 <crash> Maurice is probably the only creature i want to bone in this channel apart from gremlinz
04:00 <Maurice> Yuck
04:00 <crash> and WebbY and PandasDontDrive
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> my brother has worked his arse off man
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> multi media
04:00 <crash> Maurice - ill do you slowly
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> was at his work today
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur nothing Bastardly_One
04:00 <Bastardly_One> is everyone ignoring Pandas?
04:00 <Maurice> Still not cool with it
04:00 <Bastardly_One> because this cunt is asking for a shutting up I swear
04:00 <crash> ok - can i be you friend ?
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> crash
05:00 <Maurice> I feel I'll be disappointed by your size
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> u srs
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> gonna listen to this Bastardly_One
05:00 <Bastardly_One> go get some more "cool" teenage tattoos
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that are really a joke in design
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> that all u got
05:00 <crash> Maurice would be a starfish anyway
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> diss tats
05:00 <crash> we know this
05:00 <Bastardly_One> nicely done but jokes
05:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> it's really weird when people lack the insight to see that the motivation behind their rage.. that what they *perceive* in others and find offensive are the very same traits they know they are guilty of. they're attempting to use people as boxing bags to keep up that image they have of themselves inside, but they will never get that mental body toned -- because of their awful diet of feeding themselves lies everyday
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I can go on about you forever 
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
05:00 <crash> sure she had a kid - she has settled
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> man
05:00 <crash> so yeah
05:00 <Maurice> I already said I was
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what it is xm?
05:00 <TheRiddler> half the channel thinks you're both jokes
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> you have no future in multi media
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> srsly
06:00 <Bastardly_One> he has no knowledge in what we're discussing
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> man
06:00 <gremlinz> <3
06:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> that's just one problem of the syndrome
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's trying to piss on the convo and seems to of worked
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> if you knew my brother
06:00 <crash> pfft
06:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> a few things he's said tonight are things said to him in here recently
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> he'd look at you with an ironic smile
06:00 <Bastardly_One> we don't give a flying fuck at a rolling donut pandas
06:00 <crash> im sure Maurice knows i stir shit
06:00 <Bastardly_One> we don't CARE
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur a loser dude
06:00 <Maurice> Do not
06:00 <Bastardly_One> we're talking abuout us
06:00 <Bastardly_One> not him
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's just insulting
06:00 <Bastardly_One> good on him
06:00 <Bastardly_One> we don't fucking care
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> that you keep lying
07:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you aren't reading a thing I type
07:00 <Bastardly_One> even xm will tell you for months I have said
07:00 <crash> i already like Maurice
07:00 <Bastardly_One> this and the future courses are to get shit I know done on paper
07:00 <Maurice> Me https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/409140_10150685680475844_1307210669_n.jpg
07:00 <Bastardly_One> to prove I can do it 
07:00 <crash> its one way love :P
07:00 <Bastardly_One> for future work from home
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1
07:00 <Bastardly_One> no other reason
07:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> how much more cash
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> does centerlink give you for doin a course
08:00 <BlackDevil> STRONG EARTHQUAKE SHAKES BUILDINGS IN MEXICO CITY
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> u said on here how u know all the shit already
08:00 <crash> PandasDontDrive i work ;/
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> and it is so boring
08:00 <Bastardly_One> go look it up if you want to know so bad
08:00 <Bastardly_One> none of your business is how much
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> crash bro ino u do
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be doing 3 more years worth yet
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> we mates
08:00 <crash> i wake myself up (i hate myself, i hate who i am)
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> we clanned up
08:00 <Bastardly_One> until I get what I want done
08:00 <crash> i do it 5/7
08:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> crash - sometimes i wake up and change AM to PM so i can get more sleep
09:00 <Bastardly_One> xm gets why I'm doing it 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, do me a favour?
09:00 <TheRiddler> the paper is only there to get them to look at your resume
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
09:00 <Bastardly_One> hooray
09:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 people get it 
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont go picarding bro
09:00 <crash> i rooted a chick, haven't let anyone down yet :P
09:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1.0-9/552234_10151093768155844_1677614409_n.jpg
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard already did that
09:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, explain it 
09:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> and yes they do hire TAFE multimedia graduates
09:00 <Maurice> Bazinga
09:00 <crash> so yeah - doesn't matter anymore :P
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One
09:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler just did 
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> you will never get into multi media
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> ever
10:00 <Bastardly_One> explain why I am doing this and 3 more years
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> you went on a rant about how you know everything about pcs
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> n shit
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> you dont know what shit is
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and I am not deluding myself with saying I am going to do small shit from home fuckhead
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I do?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I am hardware retarded fuckwit
10:00 <Bastardly_One> first to admit it 
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't Picard bro
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but I can code and know music 
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> uhuh
10:00 <Bastardly_One> hardware and I
11:00 <Bastardly_One> total mental blank
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> electronic music..
11:00 <Bastardly_One> we don't get along
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
11:00 <Maurice> Next door appears to be cooking a bbq in his carport
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but I am doing it to prove I can do it fuckwit
11:00 <Maurice> Smells yum
11:00 <TheRiddler> a portfolio in multi-media is far better than paper
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't get it 
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> you wouldn't smell pussy where pussy stands
11:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler, building one through the courses man 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> or course it is
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I want both
11:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
11:00 <Bastardly_One> for places like 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> let's say
11:00 <Bastardly_One> freelancer
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> u know fuck all about music Bastardly_One
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fair innit?
12:00 <Maurice> Should have seen my finger today
12:00 <TheRiddler> yep
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> go on about mau5 more
12:00 <Maurice> It was white compared to the rest
12:00 <Bastardly_One> which is exactly why I am doing the course and two more 
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> or whoever
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I want the paper to prove it too
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol course
12:00 <Maurice> Totally numb, couldnt feel a thing
12:00 <gremlinz> and sticky?
12:00 <gremlinz> :D
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and xm is like ... good for you
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> course that will get him so far..
12:00 <Maurice> Not this time..
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> man
12:00 <crash> Maurice how many fingers do you need in your pussy "?
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> crash
12:00 <crash> like 3 ?
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro
12:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i havent really talked to you about your motivations before Bastardly_One. only a little. but i will explain it in terms of why i would. 1) motivation to do something that leads to something 2) develop skills in class -- even if it's not relevant it gives you the scaffolding to flesh it out later, or at least the direction 3) TAFE does stuff like connect you with industry - i got one web job through TAFE and 2 other friends did too 4) i
12:00 <Maurice> 12
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but fuckwits like Pandas and others seem to think its about extra money
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> u there?
12:00 <gremlinz> minimum
12:00 <Bastardly_One> believe me if it was money
12:00 <crash> fuck...
13:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> 6) possible networking with other students
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> crash
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd do something more interesting
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont listen to this dickhead dude
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> he knows fuck all
13:00 <crash> Maurice - i will please you with my penis
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> my brother is in the animation industry
13:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway xm
13:00 <gremlinz> bzzt
13:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> 7) cute girls sometimes ;)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> good convo up until you know when
13:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers
13:00 <Maurice> Yes a smoke https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152449717615844&set=a.10152436973955844.1073741829.601065843&type=1
13:00 <Maurice> But the white finger!
14:00 <Maurice> crash, doubt it
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One is just cut he wasnt cut from the cord and got swung and flipped ang got hung..
14:00 <crash> Maurice - hate fingering women
14:00 <crash> dirty single mothers esp
14:00 <Bastardly_One> for fuck sake 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if pandas knows how much he is like Saemon
14:00 <crash> i do my best though
14:00 <Maurice> Sames
14:00 <Bastardly_One> on a day to day basis
14:00 <crash> lol
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One stop pretending you're taking multi media
14:00 <Maurice> Except I'm not a single mother
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> my brother is 30 this yr
14:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> did I ever fucking say
15:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone at all
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> and hyas done a shit load
15:00 <Maurice> Wow, a whole 30..
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that I was doing multi media?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> u talk so much shit
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ever?
15:00 <crash> Maurice just fucking get stitched up
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> you did
15:00 <Bastardly_One> have I said that anyone?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> never fuckwit
15:00 <Maurice> Get what stitched?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> bumholes
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I said I intend to use it for multimedia in the future
15:00 <crash> your loose vag
15:00 <Bastardly_One> never that I was doing it imbecile
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ever
15:00 <Maurice> I never birthed a child through my vagina
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> crash's  loose vage
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhuhu
15:00 <crash> but legs -- 'a' :P
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahehehe
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> *runs*
16:00 <Maurice> So maybe you should get stitched
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> u talk shit
16:00 <crash> nah i like Maurice's legs :P
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur taking a course to get centerlink money bro
16:00 <crash> plus sexy heels :P
16:00 <Maurice> I had c-sects for all of mine
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I know where you got this from
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont talk shit
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd like to do one for xm
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and the baron
16:00 <Bastardly_One> not that I *do* it dickhead
16:00 <Maurice> SHUT. UP. FFS
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah please
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I am so over this
16:00 <Maurice> It's like a record on fucking repeat
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> over b1
17:00 <crash> oh fine
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it is Maurice
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> rounod round baby right round
17:00 <crash> hurt my fucking feelings Maurice
17:00 <Bastardly_One> repeat, repeat, repeat
17:00 <crash> you cunt
17:00 <Maurice> I'm over every P nick in here
17:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
17:00 <Maurice> crash, I do what I can
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> like i'd take orders from you Bastardly_One
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> If Maurice tells me to shut up I will.
17:00 <crash> only Maurice can hurt me this way
17:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd it's like worse than a yappy little dog 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice? Please?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he asked you to
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> You know many yappy little dogs?
18:00 <Maurice> It's all fucking terrible, my 11yr old has a bigger IQ than you fools and behaves better
18:00 <TheRiddler> knowing the software is now very important in media
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> do they take courses for centerlink money too?
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolololzzzzz
18:00 <crash> Maurice dont start
18:00 <Maurice> And he really does to all of the above
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I believe it 
18:00 <Maurice> The other 2 kids, not so much
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but this is getting beyond conversation disrupting
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> to outright annoying
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> beyond your comprehension! You better be leaving!
19:00 <crash> hehe
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
19:00 <TheRiddler> it's no longer about talent anymore
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
19:00 <crash> its all about fun
19:00 <Maurice> There has never been talent in here
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I like you TheRiddler
20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00 <Maurice> There is childish issues
20:00 <Maurice> Thats about it
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> I LIKE YOU TOO
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you make enjoyable observations
20:00 <crash> its good to take the piss about each other
20:00 <crash> i mean -
20:00 <Maurice> TheRiddler is creepy
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and Maurice always cracks me up 
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> can I suck your dick?
20:00 <crash> some of us - eh
20:00 <TheRiddler> I'm still talking about media lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I rely on her for entertainment
20:00 <Maurice> He likes white vans and children
20:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler, oh damn
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
20:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> the best talent is probably lurking
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you meant people :P
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> OH DANGIT
20:00 <Bastardly_One> go on though TheRiddler
20:00 <TheRiddler> no
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> like who can read heaps of stuff and not be tempted to interject
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol crash
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
21:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i dont think ive seen shape talk
21:00 <Maurice> Serenity is asleep, don't you fucking dare wake her
21:00 <crash> :P
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> oi u still go on 360 bro?\
21:00 <crash> fu Maurice
21:00 <Maurice> NO, FU
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> Fuck Ice Cube.
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> did nothing for rap.
22:00 <Maurice> ICE CUBE TAKE THE MOTHERFUCKING STAGE
22:00 <crash> Maurice - arm wrestle ?
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> SNOOOOOOOOOOOOP
22:00 <Maurice> Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me god?
22:00 <Maurice> I do
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> DOOOGGGYYYY
22:00 <crash> you think you got it CUNT ?
22:00 <Maurice> You're goddamn right
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> DOOOOGGGGGGG
22:00 <Maurice> Thats NWA btw
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> nigga whut
22:00 <TheRiddler> ice cube got rappers into movies imo
22:00 <crash> NWA :P
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> nwa
22:00 <TheRiddler> tv even
22:00 <crash> :P
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> like
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> best song
22:00 <Maurice> Niggers etfc
23:00 <Maurice> -f
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Ice Cube looks like a teddy bear don't ya think?
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> how i got aids and died
23:00 <Bastardly_One> his shape n shit
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> and how b1 wants to pretend
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo b1
23:00 <crash> where Serenity ;/ Maurice
23:00 <Maurice> I was cool before I was old
23:00 <Maurice> IN BED
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> y r u fucking trying so hard
23:00 <crash> she feels for me sometimes ;p
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> to talk about it
23:00 <TheRiddler> like where we would acting world be without rappers
23:00 <Maurice> For, yet again, the 2nd time
23:00 <crash> your mean :P
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro
23:00 <Maurice> You're*
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> my brother is recognised for his work
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> you are nothing
23:00 <Bastardly_One> good for him fuckwit
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> on centerlink
24:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares?
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> doing a first degree course
24:00 <Maurice> A 'set'?
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> everyone cares
24:00 <Maurice> What is that
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> Happy Feet cares
24:00 <crash> set = 2 
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> he worked on it
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> you shit
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm happy to do what I am doing with an end goal in a couple of years
24:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> who the fuck are you?
24:00 <crash> if you had 4 feet
24:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck do you do?
24:00 <Maurice> LOL Happy Feet
24:00 <Maurice> Did he meet P!nk
24:00 <Maurice> ?
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> you just want to scheme money
24:00 <crash> a set would be 4 ?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> sit on he computer and play video games and whine
24:00 <TheRiddler> being reconised as a animator is like being reconised as a garbage collector
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> I've been told what you are doing Bastardly_One
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> and what have you done?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> if I wanted to scheme money Id be doing it more interestingly lemme tell ya
25:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> like an audio engineer or song writer behind the scenes
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> that surpasses my brother?
25:00 <Maurice> SHE. IS. ASLEEP.
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> nothing
25:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck does your brother have to do with me?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing
25:00 <Maurice> Fucking stop it before I discard you
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> you have done NOTHING
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you ranting little lunatic
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> hah
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> mang
25:00 <crash> Maurice - can Serenity discard me :P
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> gettin to ya hey
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> ya dream smashed
25:00 <Bastardly_One> she means you pandas
25:00 <Maurice> My question still stands
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> ya too old bro
25:00 <Maurice> (01:24:40) (Maurice): Did he meet P!nk
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> honestly
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> you are too old
26:00 <Bastardly_One> keep going 
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> you have bragged about shit
26:00 <crash> nah i like Maurice as well
26:00 <Maurice> ANSWER ME
26:00 <Bastardly_One> only gonna be banned in a min
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> your braggadoccio
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> is bullshit
26:00 <TheRiddler> you have bragged about shit too PandasDontDrive
26:00 <Maurice> Ugh
26:00 <crash> and - Maurice is pretty hot
26:00 <Maurice> So thats a no
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> you taking multi media is like me going to the fucking moon
26:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck am I bragging about?
26:00 <Maurice> He didn't work on Happy Feet 2
26:00 <crash> but like 9 years ago if thats what we are going on
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I am doing the courses to use in multimedia in the future
26:00 <Maurice> crash, you flatter me
27:00 <Maurice> I am blushing
27:00 <Bastardly_One> not to make money out of it 
27:00 <crash> lol Maurice - you are set anyway
27:00 <Bastardly_One> even I know I'm too old to do too much with it 
27:00 <Maurice> 9yrs ago I had just had a child :/
27:00 <Bastardly_One> dickhead
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One you brag about knowing everything and the course being so boring because you already know it all
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> jesus dude
27:00 <Bastardly_One> it's to keep occupied fool
27:00 <crash> you have blue eye :P they are nice :P
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> uhuh
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> or to get more money..
27:00 <Bastardly_One> this course 3 of us shouldnt of done it 
27:00 <Maurice> I have 2 of them!
27:00 <Maurice> Gasp
27:00 <crash> :P
27:00 <crash> FU
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't think the three of us would of had we known how easy it was gonna be for us
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> lololol
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude
28:00 <Bastardly_One> we should of done what we are gonna do next year
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> time you finished  a little centerlink paid course
28:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> crash let's make a Geocities-style site with frames, fire gifs, rotating skulls and dancing babies for Maurice 
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> you do understand
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> that you have to take courses practically all the time
28:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> dancing cat gifs too
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> to keep up
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> right?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you idiot
28:00 <crash> ProfessorHaroldHorowitz - i like Maurice's eyes so what
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> my brother is at uni again
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> you dickhead
28:00 <Bastardly_One> what part of this don't you get
28:00 <crash> i like Serenity's personality so what
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> and working
28:00 <Maurice> Whats wrong with my eyes
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I am doing it to occupy myself
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you are what
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> level one Mario
29:00 <crash> im not here to pickup you poofters
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I know everything is a constant erning process
29:00 <Bastardly_One> learning
29:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> haha crash, i as kidding around
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> okay
29:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i nevver said you were
29:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> was*
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> now we are getting somewhere
29:00 <Bastardly_One> like these things I get on paper aren't gonna be 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that's all I have to do 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> of course it's gonna be a forever thing
29:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> true
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you just assumed once again
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> I couldn't do it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking tedious as fuck
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I am telling you
30:00 <TheRiddler> any course you go into now you should know a fair bit already
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
30:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> partner + kids, probably different state to you...come on..i dont think you're that silly...if you were that way inclined you'd do it in PM
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so if anyone things I am doing it for money
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's a lot dif from writing
30:00 <TheRiddler> especially uni
30:00 <Bastardly_One> they are kidding themselves as you don't do that shit for enjoyment
31:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler, exactly why I know what I'm doing in this cert
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and half of the next cert
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> still
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the dip I won't
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> just say
31:00 <Bastardly_One> or half of the next cert
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> you have a lot to catch up on
31:00 <TheRiddler> first year is rehash of uni is a rehash of things learnt in already for most
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> years of experience
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> by experienced peoples
31:00 <TheRiddler> -rehash
31:00 <Bastardly_One> first year uni and certs
31:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> +boobs
31:00 <Bastardly_One> are year twelve
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> mate
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and there is no denying it
32:00 <TheRiddler> years 2-4 of uni it goes to theory
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> you are wasting your time
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the same VET subjects
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant believe this
32:00 <Maurice> Sorry, my bad
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> you bitch about your study
32:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you are hung up on my age dickhead
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> now it is like GOD to u
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> and u love it
32:00 <TheRiddler> and anyone doing uni again to relearn is pointless
32:00 <crash> Maurice can probably kick hard too lol :P
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> you wont get anywhere
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> you started too late
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> and know nothing
33:00 <Maurice> I also have steel caos
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> a course doesnt make shit out of you.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I would much rather do this 
33:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> PandasDontDrive: a parent may find raising children to be challenging at times but that doesnt mean they dont love them
33:00 <Bastardly_One> than sit on my arse
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> My brother at least worked on a fucking movie.
33:00 <crash> you any good at karoake
33:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> id like to think so crash 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> doing fuck all ... I might know what I am doing already in this cert and half of the next cert
33:00 <Maurice> Caps*
33:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i sing pretty much every day
33:00 <TheRiddler> all uni is for is the paper
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but the point is I am doing something 
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have a job offer to script-write for a comic publisher
33:00 <Bastardly_One> correct TheRiddler
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> saw him yesterday
33:00 <Bastardly_One> so fucking what?
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> met his mother
33:00 <Bastardly_One> congrats
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> so
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have done shit
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> and even Rolf De Heer knows me
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yay for you
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer me
34:00 <Bastardly_One> want us to pat you on the back?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> you talk shit
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i am sick of it
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you're still a fuckwit
34:00 <Maurice> (01:33:39) (ProfessorHaroldHorowitz): i sing pretty much every day
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> and my source
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> told me
34:00 <Maurice> Do you sing the Frozen song
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> you are doing it for the money
34:00 <Bastardly_One> your source
34:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Maurice: i originally HATED it
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> da centahlunk monehz
34:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I have a billion sources on you sunshine
34:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i had it on my iPhone by accident
34:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up
34:00 <Bastardly_One> go beat some more women up
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
34:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> and then it started playing
35:00 <Maurice> I only saw it for the first time in 3D last week
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and stalk some more women
35:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> Maurice can tell me to fuck up
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> not you
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're nothing
35:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> and it just smoothly played
35:00 <Maurice> I love musicals so I liked it
35:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> and i accepted it
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> but a fucking liar
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice you saw that
35:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> yeah, i love musicals
35:00 <Bastardly_One> tell him please
35:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Webber etc
35:00 <crash> Maurice - can you send a pic of your legs ?
35:00 <crash> or will that upset you husband ?
35:00 <Maurice> No
35:00 <Bastardly_One> xm
35:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i was listening to Cats - Memory last night even
35:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> dw Bastardly_One i wanna see this scene
35:00 <Maurice> I dunno, he's not here
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs
35:00 <TheRiddler> hand panties
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my fave
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna ask ya which was your Webber fave
36:00 <crash> Maurice how many kids do you have ?
36:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Bastardly_One: i didnt lke the chorus to Frozen but the intro wasnt that bad
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that and Chess for me
36:00 <Maurice> 12
36:00 <crash> like 3 ?
36:00 <crash> nice
36:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> the question is...
36:00 <Maurice> I know
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and old musicals I'd say Salad Days
36:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Streisand...
36:00 <Maurice> My own football team
36:00 <crash> haha :P
36:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> vs some other theatre
36:00 <crash> fuck your such an idiot
36:00 <Bastardly_One> xm
36:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> btw Armin van Buuren has done a remix of Frozen
36:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i found that so strange
37:00 <Maurice> Tell me about it
37:00 <Bastardly_One> one question
37:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> not the remix, but the fact he did it
37:00 <Bastardly_One> chicago
37:00 <Bastardly_One> love or hate?
37:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> dunno if he were commisioned
37:00 <Bastardly_One> love for me
37:00 <crash> Maurice - its not a negative thing
37:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i like them
37:00 <Maurice> The windy city
37:00 <Bastardly_One> loved that musical
37:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i am quite open to most genres and over different eras
37:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> oh wait
37:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> hahah
37:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i havent heard the Chicago musical
37:00 <Maurice> I have Chicago on dvd
37:00 <crash> Maurice - wanna swap places with a single male :P
37:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i thought you meant teh band
37:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't seen it even?
37:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> nope
37:00 <crash> my cock isnt that bad ...
37:00 <crash> :P
37:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> is it worthwhile?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> go watch even on youtue
37:00 <Maurice> Best movie
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
38:00 <crash> when can we switch :p
38:00 <Maurice> I LOVE the songs
38:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> what's a good song from it?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it's great innit Maurice?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ditto
38:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> what's that woman
38:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> that was with douglas
38:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> isnt she in it?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> catherine zeta jones
38:00 <Maurice> AND ALL.. THAT.. JAZZZZZZZZ
38:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> yeah her
38:00 <Bastardly_One> she's awesome in it
38:00 <Bastardly_One> believe it or not
38:00 <Maurice> She was preg in that
38:00 <Maurice> She strapped her belly down
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and the original could be slightly inferior
38:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> West Side Story --- also great
38:00 <Bastardly_One> as I really enjoyed that remake
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, agreed
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but the remake of Chicago that Maurice and I are talking about 
39:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Phantom of the Opera
39:00 <Bastardly_One> is an awesome musical
39:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> etc etc
39:00 <crash> i like when you get a whore preg - and they get 10k off it
39:00 <Bastardly_One> know what Phantom is based on?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the supposed ghost of the princess theatre in Melb
39:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> ive got a few versions of PotO
39:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> oh?
40:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i think ill leave now :D
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I just told ya 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that's it 
40:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> it's late and dark
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah look it up
40:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> im not joking either
40:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> so i sing
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't know that either
40:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i like musical
40:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> and afraid of ghosts
40:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> DOX ME BRO!
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that it was based on that
40:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> musicals* <-- bad typer
41:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> but yeah i stopped watching a lot of those American ghost shows because they started freaking me out
41:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i have a very, very vivid imagination
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I was lied to
41:00 <Maurice> Damnit, where the fuck is my kitten
41:00 <Bastardly_One> because 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Wikipedia says different
41:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> OK good
41:00 <crash> Maurice - tucked up with me :P
41:00 <Bastardly_One> some prick told me a myth and I fell for it!
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it's based on a novel
41:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> happens to all of us
42:00 <Maurice> Don't be repulsive
42:00 <crash> Maurice - im clean - don't be mean
42:00 <Bastardly_One> The Phantom of the Opera (French: Le Fantôme de l'Opéra) is a novel by French writer Gaston Leroux. It was first published as a serialisation in Le Gaulois from September 23, 1909 to January 8, 1910. It was published in volume form in April 1910 by Pierre Lafitte.[1] The novel is partly inspired by historical events at the Paris Opera during the nineteenth century and an apocryphal tale 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> concerning the use of a former ballet pupil's skeleton in Hector Berlioz's 1841 production of Der Freischütz.
42:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i think there was a very old b&w version of the movie
42:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> yes
42:00 <Maurice> It's a cat... how is that not wrong
42:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i have that
42:00 <Bastardly_One> so sucked in bad 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> B1
43:00 <crash> Maurice - err whats just 'a cat'
43:00 <Bastardly_One> her kitty
43:00 <Bastardly_One> is excellent at ninja skills
43:00 <Maurice> Its my kitten, what else would it be
43:00 <Bastardly_One> she's probably right near Maurice
43:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> hmmm am i pushing it here if i ask if anyone here likes the piano stuff Richard Clayderman plays?
43:00 <crash> Maurice - you're a mother
43:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh too mellow for me xm
44:00 <crash> can you come stone me to death
44:00 <Maurice> She booked to a bedroom as far as I know
44:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> people tell me it's too sleepy
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but I can hear that in your rock stuff now you mention it
44:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> yes, the frenchy style
44:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> feminine touch etc
44:00 <Bastardly_One> more like music for old boring people :D
44:00 <Bastardly_One> joking
44:00 <crash> lol
44:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> that's how i got into it
45:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> the parents
45:00 <crash> whats Maurice's music taste ?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you would like a combo called Kilbey and Martin
45:00 <crash> Bastardly_One
45:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on a tic
45:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i often wonder if i'd be into the same stuff if i wasnt exposed to them early on
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno crash
45:00 <crash> and Maurice is cook
45:00 <crash> cool
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but wait a sec xm
45:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the stuff I can see you making
45:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i cant load it now anyway
45:00 <crash> i don't see any point putting her/him down honestly
45:00 <Bastardly_One> adult pop almost swede stule
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh damn
45:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> but i will look it up tomorrow
45:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> im off
46:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> ill rush to my bedroom
46:00 <Maurice> Ugh
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but I can see you making that kind of stuff
46:00 <Bastardly_One> later
46:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> avoid that phantom
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm way out of steam
46:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> oh wait
46:00 <Bastardly_One> so poor Maurice has to have crash leer on her
46:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
46:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> good old iPhone and that bright torch
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> just go
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and night
46:00 <crash> nah Maurice is very seperate from me
47:00 <Bastardly_One> try this though
47:00 <Bastardly_One> saves time and the insults are usually good
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> voicemail to Bastardly_One
47:00 <crash> Bastardly_One - you can attack me if you want ?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, wanna root?
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> whybbother
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> honestly
47:00 <Maurice> Gross, he didnt even click on my kitten links :(
47:00 <Maurice> No
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> see? "no"
48:00 <Bastardly_One> saves time
48:00 <crash> Bastardly_One - you can match my experience in ...
48:00 <crash> please...
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> you wont get anywhere in multi media
48:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hell Pandas is still going
48:00 <crash> im even ok with barbarish ways - fist fight ?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont give two fucks if I get anywhere or not dickhead
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> are you?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I am doing it because I want to
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> gonna talk about
48:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck this cunt
48:00 <crash> Bastardly_One back your mouth
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> how you get to meet mau5
49:00 <crash> don't hurl abuse 
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> n shit
49:00 <crash> cmon
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm off to play games until he passes out 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> later
49:00 <crash> unless its constructive
49:00 <crash> its tiresome
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> c'mon man
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> you gotta know
49:00 <Bastardly_One> what crash said 
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> my brother has beenndoing this since 19
49:00 <Bastardly_One> we've all told you to fuck up basically
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> he is turning 30
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and you keep going on and on and on 
50:00 <crash> Bastardly_One
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> the fuck u expect to get a job doing
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
50:00 <Bastardly_One> how many times do I have to say I don't give a fuck I am doing it for having it down on paper to prove I can do it to make pocket money from
50:00 <crash> i log on once a fortnight
50:00 <crash> ...
50:00 <crash> please ...
50:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> My source
50:00 <Bastardly_One> your "source"
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> says you are doing this for money
50:00 <Bastardly_One> is fucked up 
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> and u havebitched about it enough
50:00 <Bastardly_One> now I've justified it 20 times
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> sayingyou know everything
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, IT is fucking boring man 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone will tell you that 
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> and how boring it is
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and 3 of us should not be doing this course
51:00 <Bastardly_One> me included
51:00 <crash> Bastardly_One still unclear
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> one of you
51:00 <Bastardly_One> we should be doing the next course
51:00 <crash> but all the best
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> doesn't make my brother
51:00 <Bastardly_One> who 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the
51:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop the act Bastardly_One
51:00 <Bastardly_One> cares about your brother?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> just admit it dude
51:00 <Bastardly_One> what's he to do with me or the price of anything?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur doing a course
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> so u can get more centerlink money
52:00 <Bastardly_One> your arugments are totally invalid
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and as crash said
52:00 <Bastardly_One> very fucking boring
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> no argument
52:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder he stopped talking to you it seems
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you're seriously one dense unit
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> you will get nowhere
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> you have no experience
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> in that world
53:00 <Bastardly_One> for the five hundreth time I don't care 
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> obviously you do
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wish I could say whom
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> i so wish!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler for instance doesn't know me 
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> uhuh
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and even he gets why I am doing it and the future courses
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> and that means?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I just fucking said why
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> you will make it
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you're the only one who doesn't
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur doing it for centerlink
54:00 <TheRiddler> you make it sound like it's hard to get into
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> even you kno
54:00 <TheRiddler> it's not
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> you havent got the yrs
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I never once claimed to be gonna be a name in the fied you stupid idiot
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> the study
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> behind u
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he has no idea TheRiddler
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> to get a fucking job
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> doing it
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont shit me man
55:00 <Bastardly_One> he's dissing has failed for how many hours now?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> I know what my bro does
55:00 <TheRiddler> it's changed alot since like early 2k
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you got it in 2 sentences though TheRiddler
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but anyway
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I tire of this 
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> tire
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and gaming sounds more interesting
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> u should tire
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> n quit
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> you wont get naywhere in multi media.
56:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll wear out eventually
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> not at your age
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and the more he keeps going
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> not knowing anything
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the more fucked up he's looking
56:00 <Bastardly_One> PieterPandas
56:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw
56:00 <Bastardly_One> enjoy his ranting
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> you could have asked
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> hook you up to my brother
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> id pay him for his time
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> for u
57:00 <Bastardly_One> not interested yet
57:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> because to be honest this time next year
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> but you shit talk about it
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I might want to go in another direction
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
58:00 <Bastardly_One> this is why I have 3 courses set out
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> just interested in the centerlink money?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 different aspects ya see
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> 3
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> n how old r u
58:00 <Bastardly_One> no, I am not sure whee I wanna go exactly ... IT is no retirement age
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's like if I started out as a writer now
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> if all you plan to do it is from home idiot
58:00 <Bastardly_One> fine
59:00 <Bastardly_One> some people only write one dude
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> i can hook u up
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> with my brother
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and not until they're like 70
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> if u are so interested
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you're still a writer
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I am saying for the 400th time
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I am doing shit to get shit down on paper
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahh
59:00 <Bastardly_One> not because I want to do it and if it was for money
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> and then?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd do something a fuckload more enjoyable
00:00 <Bastardly_One> then I can say on freelancer
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> frame paper
00:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, I didn't just make that shit up
00:00 <Bastardly_One> here's the paper to prove it cunts
00:00 <Bastardly_One> following?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it's easy to say you can
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmmm
00:00 <Bastardly_One> to get a "job" 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> no way man 
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm listening
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that's crazy talk if you know me well 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> it's merely to prove to outsiders 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I have the paper to prove it 
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> best advice
01:00 <Bastardly_One> not shit I could of just copied and changed a bit
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was ever given
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> about writing
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> was
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> a writer isnt always writing
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> mostly not
02:00 <Bastardly_One> writing with me is sparodic
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> researching
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> collecting
02:00 <Bastardly_One> can't do it constantly if you pay me 
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> putting what he finds into files
02:00 <Bastardly_One> one novella
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> basically
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and i mean a novella not a novel
02:00 <TheRiddler> writing doesn't pay the bills
02:00 <Bastardly_One> has taken 15 yrs so far and still isn't finished
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> I could hook you up
02:00 <Bastardly_One> what I tend to do 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno if you do this 
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> if you had something
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> I want to hook cybr up
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but I let my character ideas flesh themselves out
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> he has talent
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> I read his story
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's brilliant
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ask him them
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm too sparodic
03:00 <Bastardly_One> not the discipline to churn out daily stuff
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> sporadic
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I always fuck that word
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> Stephen King
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah it's very much a comes in bursts with writing
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that prick though
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> says that he spends less time writing
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> than he does thinking
04:00 <Bastardly_One> can do a whole novel in a speed burst
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> etc
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I know
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the lucky cunt
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer well his life
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the speed he churns something out once he's thought of it though
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> wasnt easy
05:00 <Bastardly_One> considering the style and/or complexity is amazing
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he's one talented cunt
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> I dont like his style
05:00 <Bastardly_One> me either 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> well, depends on the book tbh
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> I read The Talisman
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I loved IT
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's all lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... meh
05:00 <Bastardly_One> The Stand is good too
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but IT was really well done
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'd like to read that
06:00 <Bastardly_One> read both
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> the mini series meh
06:00 <Bastardly_One> they're good books
06:00 <Bastardly_One> make sure its the uncut version
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> guess I have three books to order now
06:00 <Bastardly_One> they kind of found it fodder for some reason
06:00 <Bastardly_One> when like all his books
06:00 <Bastardly_One> each page is important
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> I want to read you know what
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> GO CRAZY
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what I need?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> plain old fantasy again
07:00 <Maurice> Damnit, the PS4 is blinking at me
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> when I was eight
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooer Maurice
07:00 <Maurice> I don't know how to deal with this
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> and read LOTR
07:00 <Bastardly_One> whatcha mean blinking?
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> but im not into fantasy anymore
07:00 <Maurice> The controller
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> it'd be fun to write
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it needs charging
08:00 <Maurice> I only just figured out the PS3
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> why don't you write b1
08:00 <Bastardly_One> they flash when they need charging 
08:00 <Maurice> They can fuck off
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I do Pandas
08:00 <Maurice> I dont play the stupid things
08:00 <PandasDontDrive>  oh!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> just very here and there
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I said that before
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> kind've how it is
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and I can't speed write like say Stephen King
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> How about
09:00 <crash> i wouldn't lick Maurice out thats for sure lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> if I could do that I'd be set
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> I show you a poem
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> doesnt rhyme
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you have shown me your shit
09:00 <crash> is 4 fingers enought Maurice ?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you're alright
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> tomorrow?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> tomorrow sure ... tonight no
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ino
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but I've read some of your stuff you've sent me
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're not bad 
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh yeah
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> i forgot
09:00 <Bastardly_One> take that as a compliment 
09:00 <Maurice> Don't be gross
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> cheers
10:00 <Bastardly_One> not bad means good
10:00 <Maurice> As if 4 fingers fit
10:00 <crash> Maurice could turn me on with a sexy red heel
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> you know I can hook you up
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> u need it
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> want it
10:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu already
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> when u do
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> kk
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't want to do anything major
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> k
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm happy to cruise at the moment
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> reminds me of me
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> if u have cones
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> hjave one for me
11:00 <Bastardly_One> just annoys me doing repetetive shit to get pieces of paper
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> have*
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill have a cig
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but for extra money?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a joke when I say that's awesome
11:00 <Maurice> I do but I wont
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah ino
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have to do a course
11:00 <Bastardly_One> it's seriously fucking boring as all fuck IT of any kind
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> just to have the paper
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but I do want the pieces of paper at the end
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> thouogh I have the comic deal in the bag
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> in the fucken wrapper
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> still gonna do it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> all the "extra" covers is expenses of doing it 
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean
12:00 <Bastardly_One> realy
12:00 <Maurice> Something just moo'd at me
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk me man
12:00 <Bastardly_One> *really
12:00 <Bastardly_One> what Maurice?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <crash> i wouldn't mind Maurice
12:00 <Maurice> I *think* it was an ipod
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> milton
12:00 <crash> but i would pay more for Serenity
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn go to uni
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> write paradise lost?
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> NO!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
12:00 <crash> suck on those :P
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> Capote
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't know what you're saying
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd pay more for Maurice
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> NO
13:00 <crash> but legs of Maurice
13:00 <Maurice> I'd pay nothing
13:00 <crash> its a toss up
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> cunts expect so much man
13:00 <Maurice> You haven't even seen my legs
13:00 <crash> Maurice you would pay my massive australian cock
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> well not with writers tbh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice has fire
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and I like that
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> 1950s is over yo
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'd pay more for Maurice
13:00 <Bastardly_One> except you'd wanna be good
14:00 <crash> probably get more chatter with Serenity
14:00 <Maurice> Is 'Australian' the selling point?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> they're both bitch and mock on here afterwards
14:00 <Maurice> Because if so, no.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> if you weren't
14:00 <crash> and its eww -- married ladies :P
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
14:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't ya Maurice?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that crash was such a shit fuck
14:00 <Maurice> Nope
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and the size of his penis? HAH!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> no?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> then?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> 200 an hour ok?
14:00 <crash> Maurice - i had this chick at the pub throw my hand up her skirt :P
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ;)
14:00 <Maurice> Gross
15:00 <crash> i said she wasnt shaved :P
15:00 <Maurice> What a skank
15:00 <crash> but she is waxed :P
15:00 <crash> yeah i know Maurice...
15:00 <crash> but it goes ok with a beer
16:00 <Maurice> Ok
16:00 <crash> she was chubby as well
16:00 <Maurice> Sames
16:00 <crash> then asking me if i could get ice or speed
16:00 <crash> i was like yeah..
16:00 <Maurice> Not sames
16:00 <crash> cya P
17:00 <crash> but free feel :P
17:00 <crash> that was waxed
18:00 <crash> do you wax Maurice
18:00 <crash> and or married ?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol at the last bit
19:00 <Bastardly_One> marriage doesn't stop you if you prefer your's that way
19:00 <Maurice> And or yes
19:00 <crash> Bastardly_One - do you want a step by step encounter of my first root :P
19:00 <Bastardly_One> no ty
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a race to win
19:00 <crash> hehe LO
19:00 <Bastardly_One> GT6 (which is shit) is addictive
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I really like race games *shrugs*
20:00 <crash> think it took me about 12 hrs till i was limp again :P
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm no longer watching
20:00 <Bastardly_One> impress Maurice instead
20:00 <Bastardly_One> so she has nothing more to say than
20:00 <Bastardly_One> OK
21:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
21:00 <Maurice> Don't bother
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <crash> ;/
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ both responses
22:00 <crash> sif i wouldn't like Maurice's feet :P
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> props
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1
22:00 <Maurice> Yuck
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> what u say is true
23:00 <crash> Maurice can you just can me in the nuts ?
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> otherwise i have a big tongue
23:00 <Maurice> I can
23:00 <Bastardly_One> whether it's true or not 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I have no filter
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's not always a good thing
23:00 <Maurice> No pun intended
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's all I've to say on the matter
23:00 <crash> sweet - didnt want kids anyway
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> sound like a rapper
24:00 <Maurice> Thats for the best
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have no filteerrrr!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't though
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how I got into the two arguments on thurs 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> last thurs
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
24:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes I should just let shit slide and not say what I think
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'd like
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that simple
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> as you so respected ,y work
25:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing to discuss there or here
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, if I thought it was shit 
25:00 <Maurice> Oh great, now the xbox one remote is flashing
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I would of told ya 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice
25:00 <Maurice> Those fucking things don't recharge
25:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a conspiracy
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to say that 
25:00 <Maurice> They all hate me :/
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> seeee youtssssssssss
26:00 <Bastardly_One> what have you done to the game consoles?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> have you said bad things about them?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> they're touchy about shit like that
26:00 <Maurice> Dont blame me, blame Esme
26:00 <Bastardly_One> this could of been planned for ages
26:00 <Maurice> Shes been on top of them
26:00 <crash> Maurice - can you dress in skin tight tight clothing and knee high boots:P
26:00 <Bastardly_One> oh they don't have the resets on the top do they?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fucking stupid if they do 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> well, actually the PS3 does but ya know what I mean
27:00 <Maurice> No.
27:00 <Bastardly_One> she can't weigh enough to press it surely
27:00 <Maurice> Shes around 1.1kgs
27:00 <Bastardly_One> well
27:00 <crash> not sure
27:00 <Bastardly_One> she's communicated to them
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> soz
27:00 <Bastardly_One> with evil cat powers
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're gonna get ya
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> watchin heath joker
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you probably could
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I weight fuck all :P
28:00 <Bastardly_One> one of Maurice's legs probably weighs more
28:00 <crash> im only 65kgs :P
28:00 <Bastardly_One> serious?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm only 58
28:00 <crash> yep
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and I thought I was bad 
28:00 <crash> im 31
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd be taller I'm sure
28:00 <Bastardly_One> add 13 years to me 
28:00 <crash> but i can lift a bit
28:00 <crash> natural body weight ;/
29:00 <Maurice> My legs are 70kgs each
29:00 <crash> sucks
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm short and a stick figure
29:00 <Maurice> Suchs
29:00 <Maurice> Sucks*
29:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just joking to use an example of how small I am 
29:00 <Maurice> 58 is pretty old
29:00 <crash> Maurice can i masturbate over your legs
29:00 <Bastardly_One> 58kgs I am I said
29:00 <crash> nah burns to man cals
29:00 <Maurice> Sure, why not, I do it all the time
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm only 45 in sept
29:00 <Bastardly_One> 44 now
29:00 <Maurice> (02:28:31) (Bastardly_One): I'm only 58
30:00 <Maurice> GET IT
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooh
30:00 <Maurice> OLD ETC
30:00 <Maurice> Whatever
30:00 <crash> pfft
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you were slow on typing
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk i love heath in this movie
30:00 <crash> gold dgger
30:00 <Bastardly_One> sue me 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a B1 delay
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> gettin ,ight out
30:00 <crash> i want a home cooked meal from Maurice
30:00 <crash> but Serenity first
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so no wonder I missed the joke
30:00 <Maurice> Good luck
30:00 <crash> she actually cares more
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Serenity might be able to cook
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but Maurice sounds like she eats like I do
31:00 <Maurice> She can cook
31:00 <Maurice> Uhm
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I know she can I've seen the pics
31:00 <Maurice> I eat once a day if that
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you seem to eat as much potato oven stuff as I do 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah only once a day
31:00 <crash> Maurice she would smash your head in
31:00 <crash> better mother...
31:00 <crash> cunt
31:00 <Maurice> Serenity would?
31:00 <Maurice> I doubt that
31:00 <faux>  Rude
31:00 <Maurice> Since we're lovers
31:00 <crash> pfft
32:00 <crash> Serenity is a better mother than you Maurice
32:00 <Bastardly_One> where the hell did that come from?
32:00 <crash> hide over there in perth mate
32:00 <Maurice> Oh no, take my kids from me
32:00 <Bastardly_One> they're both awesome mothers
32:00 <Maurice> LOL
32:00 <Maurice> Where does Serenity live?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and Maurice's humour proves how much she adores her kids actually
32:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> rude
32:00 <Maurice> Bollocks
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and hai forks
32:00 <faux> Oh dear I just woke up to pee and crash is venting online 
32:00 <Maurice> They annoy me
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol they annoy you
33:00 <Maurice> crash wasn't
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but you adore them and are proud of them
33:00 <Maurice> Until I refused to send him nude pics
33:00 <faux> Hi and bye :') going back to sleep
33:00 <Maurice> Then he got his head up his butt
33:00 <Bastardly_One> everything annoys you Maurice
33:00 <Maurice> This is true
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I find your wit funy
33:00 <Bastardly_One> *funny
33:00 <Maurice> I have no patience
33:00 <Bastardly_One> everything annoys me too 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> no what?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> what's that last word?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> no compute
34:00 <crash> sorry anyway Maurice
34:00 <crash> why would you even worry...
34:00 <Maurice> Don't be sorry, come and collect them
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but you do it with so much more humour I reckon
34:00 <Maurice> Why am I worrying?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> than grump like I do
34:00 <crash> i love Maurice lol.....
34:00 <crash> and Serenity
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice is seriously hilarious
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and I am not pissing in her pocket
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I enjoy you wit Maurice
35:00 <crash> eh, both are just both bitches :P
35:00 <Bastardly_One> simpleas that
35:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh Maurice is 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and I like tht 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity is a bit too nice
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh daaaang
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> i forgotto call loren
35:00 <Bastardly_One> until you really shit her 
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> and like
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice is way less tolerant
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol who cares
36:00 <Maurice> I don't suffer cocktards
36:00 <Maurice> Thats all
36:00 <crash> i care lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but the way you say shit 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> cracks me up
36:00 <Maurice> Whats forgotto and loren
37:00 <Bastardly_One> dont ask
37:00 <crash> i would kiss Maurice's feet :P
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want Maurice
37:00 <Bastardly_One> as he just pm'ed me the most random shit
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause her names past
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he's having one of those nights
37:00 <crash> followed by a kick in the head by Serenity
37:00 <Bastardly_One> if ya know what I mean 
37:00 <crash> lol
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> and her name now
37:00 <Saemon> oh fucken hell suck ass anymore harder Bastardly_One and Maurice's intestines will come flowing out into your mouth. -.-
37:00 <Saemon> this fucken guy
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> it gets me hot
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice is it not true
37:00 <Saemon> wat a suck up kiss ass
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh Saemon
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> dang
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I've spoken to you since day one 
37:00 <Maurice> Fuck up, stumpy
37:00 <Saemon> fucke old rat b1
37:00 <Bastardly_One> when we're both inclined
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> not Pivard..
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> sigh
38:00 <Bastardly_One> true or false Maurice?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'll wait till simbas up
38:00 <Bastardly_One> these fuckheads that think since the big drama shit 
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> and then we'll fuck you up
38:00 <Bastardly_One> really annoy me 
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon buddy Game of loser
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> baby you suck thecock!
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I've spoken to Maurice since the day I returned here fuckwit
38:00 <Bastardly_One> no sucking up at all 
39:00 <crash> Maurice is ...
39:00 <Bastardly_One> she knows when I'm pissing in her pocket and when I'm not I think and I genuinely like the woman to talk to 
39:00 <crash> you idiots have no idea
39:00 <Bastardly_One> big whoopity do dah
39:00 <crash> do not meet a whore...
39:00 <crash> please
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and if she thought I was 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> she'd fucking tell me don't you think?
39:00 <crash> break your virginiity earlier ?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saenmon
39:00 <Maurice> Excuse me, did you just call me a whore?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
39:00 <crash> Maurice, no
40:00 <Saemon> can you talk normally and stop using try hard bushtucker dinkum phrases like 'pissing in her pocket'
40:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> hello
40:00 <Saemon> wtf is that
40:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> im back
40:00 <Maurice> I NEVER charge..
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> come up with something new, all the shit you type it starts to smell like poo
40:00 <Saemon> u aint crocodile dundee
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> honest
40:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> ipad
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it means sucking up dickhead
40:00 <Saemon> though u look as old as him
40:00 <Bastardly_One> pissing in someone's pocket
40:00 <Maurice> Oh, thats ok then
40:00 <crash> Maurice can you come over for movie night ?
40:00 <Saemon> then just say sucking up dickhead.
40:00 <Saemon> aint so hard
40:00 <crash> i won't touch you ?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> xm welcome to the it's still trying to troll B1 hour
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur whack, ur in a chair, you piss in jars and you think girls care
40:00 <Maurice> Whats the movie?
40:00 <crash> errm not sure.. housemate is going out.. we can go out
41:00 <Bastardly_One> there was something I was going to ask Maurice ust then
41:00 <crash> i was going to invite nikky
41:00 <Saemon> why on earth would you choose to say 'pissing in her pocket'
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> nobody WANTS YOU Saemon NOBODY YOU'RE ALL ALONE WHY DON'T YOU JUST SUFFER WITH ME
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and this no legs totally made me lose it 
41:00 <Saemon> when you jusrt say 'sucking up'
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> to
41:00 <Maurice> Saemon can just go die
41:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i dont mind trolling when it is more towards silly or joking
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> chair boy\tall stories
41:00 <Bastardly_One> check the power cords on the consoles Maurice
41:00 <crash> no sexual encounter.... at all i swear Maurice....
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> he falls from glory
41:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> like ineven like romeo
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> fast
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> he aint smart
41:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i even
41:00 <Bastardly_One> she might of just knocked them kind of thing
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon like a fart
41:00 <crash> at 31 i can entertain myself...
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> quick n hunger
41:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> but panda is so boring...
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuckiiing this shit
41:00 <Maurice> Bastardly_One, I don't care that much
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> like thunder
42:00 <Maurice> If at all
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> i fuck you up
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon buddy
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, fair enough
42:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> yet he is supposed to be a writer
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the conspriacy idea though
42:00 <crash> Maurice do you want to come on sat night ?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> i tricked kittens cookin em they thinkin they pupies
42:00 <crash> see a movie ?
42:00 <Maurice> If 2xps3, ps4 and xbox 1 explode, so be it
42:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> pieter is more entertaining
42:00 <Maurice> Just don't touch my lappy
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
42:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> like the maccas fraud
42:00 <crash> you are in w.a ?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> what if when you shut down
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon ur picards sister
42:00 <Maurice> I am
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it flashes too?
43:00 <Maurice> PM me your addy
43:00 <Bastardly_One> then what?
43:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> foot surgery story etc
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> how's itfeel to be a bitch
43:00 <crash> ;/
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice lives at 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> 666 Devil Gate Drive 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Hell
43:00 <crash> don't pay out on Maurice
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hope
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz
43:00 <Bastardly_One> (geddit Maurice on the other nick?)
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have  a crush
44:00 <Bastardly_One> (haw haw haw)
44:00 <Maurice> Yeah I got it
44:00 <Maurice> Shouldn't you boys be asleep at this time
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon's living in hell, dude  you couldn't pull a robery
44:00 <Maurice> Coz I'm about to be
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a comic genius yes?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I was going ages ago but too lazy
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> that chair and piss cups, you shat on the tree of life now you're all alone
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but
45:00 <Bastardly_One> in case I wander 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> night if you're going
45:00 <Maurice> The kitten is fucked if I know where
45:00 <Bastardly_One> got any luring tricks?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> or she woken up to them already
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'd hate to be you, serious I'd noose myself and blame my butt period!
45:00 <Maurice> Not after she ripped the shit out of both my hands today
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> SAEMON GOD GAVE YOU TO ME!
45:00 <Maurice> She can stay lost
46:00 <crash> if i get the chance to root Maurice
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... damn 
46:00 <Maurice> You wont
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
46:00 <crash> can you pretend you like it LO
46:00 <Bastardly_One> night then in case I'm not around
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but she clearly adores you the sadistic bitch
46:00 <Bastardly_One> very typical female kitten from my perspective of them
46:00 <Maurice> Shes a fucking bitch
46:00 <crash> Maurice i know i derserve this whore :P
46:00 <crash> she has hep c as well lol
46:00 <Maurice> If I touch her when she wakes up, she ends up sucking on my clothes
47:00 <crash> but im in a rut lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that you can do without 
47:00 <Maurice> It's gross
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but the viciousness is play
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you're her favourite
47:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> theres only one way to win maurice's heart. rip out the heart of hundreds of women and make a shrine for her. she loves serial killers!
47:00 <Maurice> She makes horrible noises
47:00 <crash> ill let her play me
47:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd just heaps more sadistic than makes I reckon
47:00 <crash> its a friend :P
47:00 <Maurice> I do enjoy serial killers, but I don't need hearts
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you sure she was weened properly?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that sounds ... not right
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and she is little looking
48:00 <crash> she is a shit root anyway
48:00 <Maurice> She only started the sucking a few days ago
48:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
48:00 <Maurice> Auds did it 3 weeks after I got him, but he sucked his own arm
48:00 <Bastardly_One> look that up
48:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i dont think many people here have dogs
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I do know it's not "right"
48:00 <Maurice> I have a dog
48:00 <crash> i wish i had a dog
48:00 <Maurice> He's a big fat ugly mofo
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd have a small dog if the housemate would let me 
49:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> oh yeh the fat one
49:00 <Maurice> Yeah, bout 50kgs
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and Maurice's dog looks chilled as 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ugly but chilled
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOojp5r5qYU
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Cassidy - When I'm a Rock 'n Roll Star (Date not found) 0 - Category: - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 15 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
49:00 <Maurice> He;s a dope
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
49:00 <crash> Maurice do you think i could cum in you 
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> whehn im the rock and roll staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a cat lover 
49:00 <Maurice> I introduced kitten to dog through the screen door, kitten puffed up, dog ran off
49:00 <Bastardly_One> all dogs are dopes
49:00 <Maurice> No crash
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that is funny as 
50:00 <Maurice> Can *I* cum in you?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> to esme?
50:00 <Maurice> Yep
50:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> heh
50:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahaha
50:00 <crash> Maurice - well...
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew Aulds had him scared
50:00 <crash> im fucking a 'WHORE'
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but that walk experience must of really fucked with him hey?
50:00 <crash> jesus
50:00 <Maurice> Him and Auds had a hate hate relationship
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh Auds probably loved fucking with him
51:00 <Bastardly_One> by the sounds of what auds was like
51:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/18774_270762720843_3910341_n.jpg
51:00 <Maurice> Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
51:00 <Bastardly_One> what about esme?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> she mess with him?
51:00 <Maurice> Shes the one who puffed up and he backed off
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> funny as 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> she does look like she means business though
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that front in that pic of her
52:00 <Bastardly_One> *frown
52:00 <Maurice> She looks mean
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate this keyboard ...the keys are too big
52:00 <Maurice> But don't be fooled
52:00 <Maurice> She is fucking mean
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol mean but amusing to me 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
53:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry but I love sadistic cats
53:00 <crash> Maurice - you think you are mean
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that aren't malicious about it but o it in fun
53:00 <Maurice> Miss this prick https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1174789_10151892413335844_1920425417_n.jpg
53:00 <Bastardly_One> *do it in fun
53:00 <Bastardly_One> if she's malicious then ... 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but he's just one good looking kitteh
54:00 <Bastardly_One> like if i had old pics of abraham you'd say the same of him
54:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt had then entire neighbourhood hoodwinked by charm
54:00 <crash> Maurice do you think i should message this whore :P
54:00 <Bastardly_One> *the
54:00 <Maurice> What do I care
54:00 <crash> she lives like 30 metres away
54:00 <Bastardly_One> damn I hate this keyboard
55:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
55:00 <Bastardly_One> 5am nearly
55:00 <crash> Maurice - you care - no big crash cock for you
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and I really can't be fucked talking shit anymore
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'm gonna idle and race or some shit
55:00 <Bastardly_One> until sleep time
57:00 <crash> night mate
57:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> nite
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I just won't be 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> whatever I am 
57:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> im getting double vision
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and be totally lame(r)
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'm shutting up :P
57:00 <Bastardly_One> brain is exhausted after panda's shit
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's the truth
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon is nothing 
58:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> he is a living stereotype
58:00 <Bastardly_One> easily shut up
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but Pandas goes on and on and on 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> until he runs out of steam
58:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> yet weird
58:00 <Bastardly_One> dude
58:00 <Bastardly_One> everything he says about people
58:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> gambler plivent panda
59:00 <Bastardly_One> is a mirror of himself
59:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> ofc
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I find amusing about it 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all you have to realise
59:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> ive said it many times
59:00 <Bastardly_One> everything he disses people for he dislikes out of jealously or lack of attention or projecting
59:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> yday i mocked him over being an irc tarantino
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and yet before he used that on me 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> funny shit 
00:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> he used a few phrases today i told him recently too
00:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> ive seen this all before
00:00 <Bastardly_One> he honestly can't handle criticism either
00:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> denial.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> how he got a deal I don't know man 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he waffles a bit tbh
01:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i dont mind waffle
01:00 <Bastardly_One> me either 
01:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> it is just his isnt funny
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but I dunno about the waffle he writes is all
01:00 <Bastardly_One> would be deal worthy
01:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> same shit x100000
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all I am saying
01:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly what I mean
02:00 <Bastardly_One> no variation of waffle
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hell, I love "shooting the shit"
02:00 <Bastardly_One> which is a bit obvious
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but I like to think i can mix it up
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what you're saying completely
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that was just a purely
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm bored and no nothing on what they're talking about
02:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'm gonna break that convo up
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but this source and himself have one thing wrong
03:00 <crash> Serenity tits !!!!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> if I was doing this for extra money
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I would seriously pick something interesting
03:00 <Bastardly_One> not boring IT
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone that works in IT knows how boring it is 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah xm
04:00 <Bastardly_One> was fun while it lasted cheers
04:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> of course
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that convo
05:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> that is why i semi quit now and then
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but to say I'd be doing it for extra money
05:00 <crash> bit loose
05:00 <Bastardly_One> is just plain fucking stupid if you know IT
05:00 <Bastardly_One> correct?
05:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> like take a year or more off
05:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> obviously
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you wouldn't do it for the sake of some pissy extra money
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that
06:00 <Bastardly_One> s
06:00 <crash> Maurice get that shit stitched uo
06:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> more money in plumbing
06:00 <Bastardly_One> damn enter key
06:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> aynd easier
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I was trying to get through to the dumb arse
06:00 <Bastardly_One> when you asked me at the start of the year
06:00 <crash> Maurice is gorge
06:00 <Bastardly_One> the same answer stands
06:00 <Bastardly_One> to get the shit down on paper
06:00 <Bastardly_One> this cert and half the next one are gonna be tedious as all get out because I know them
07:00 <Bastardly_One> so what?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> definite bee up his arse about something 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I was just a target
07:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i could write 5000 words on him or more
08:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone could man 
08:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> im actually writing a book :)
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he doesn't realise he's just another Loof
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter
08:00 <Bastardly_One> or even I on a bad day
08:00 <Bastardly_One> or beehhh
08:00 <Bastardly_One> he has no idea he is like that kind of person
08:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> nah loof is a bit diff
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ok he doesn't make shit up
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but you know what I mean about a continuous rant
08:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> beehhh doesnt take himself seriously tho
09:00 <Bastardly_One> beehh is funny when straight
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he was actually making me laugh the other day
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he was coming up with some great one liners nobody noticed
09:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> those photos are gold
09:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> going on the breaking ban site fo sho
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> he can have these times where I totally get it 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but only when he's sober
10:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i made the site pass protected
10:00 <Bastardly_One> which seems rare
10:00 <Bastardly_One> as you would 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> common sense considering I'd of thought
10:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> because im wondering if im going too far
10:00 <Bastardly_One> password protected
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you might be 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but you won't be the first
11:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i mean it will go pub later
11:00 <Bastardly_One> or the last
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof has a site of random cock and tit shots for a while
11:00 <Bastardly_One> *had
11:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> lol what
11:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> oh
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah only had about 3 sets of tits and Piet's cock
11:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> his designs
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but still 
12:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> ahk
12:00 <Bastardly_One> man he can't design front end for shit
12:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> whose titties
12:00 <Bastardly_One> wanted and still does want me to do front end with him
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and no idea now
12:00 <Bastardly_One> except they weren't the best
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it was guess who's was who
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember one name was oomp
13:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> there are lots of ppl doing that in industry even -- smaller ones
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I should tell her one day now I remember it 
13:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> big con out now is seo
13:00 <Bastardly_One> dude
13:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> ppl are getting ripped
13:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> with bad companies
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so many cons out there you really need to have some knowledge of your shit 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> to even get the basics to start IMO
14:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> it can actually do the opposite
14:00 <Bastardly_One> these days
14:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> it moves too fast
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it's amazing how many cons are out there
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that have been for years and people still hand over their cash
14:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> y2k was a great op
15:00 <Bastardly_One> a great psyop you mean :P
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the OP
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> MY bad
15:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> people who knew basically nothing ran a taskforce
15:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> im on the ipad im slackin
15:00 <Bastardly_One> if you mean the "bug"
16:00 <Bastardly_One> one big psyop
16:00 <Bastardly_One> all good man 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you sound tired actually
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and my brain is kind of lagging but not
17:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i remember this one dude that would install ubuntu for the elderly and tell them they wont have viruses again
17:00 <Bastardly_One> bit it is 5:20 am nearly
17:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> arm hurts yeh
17:00 <Bastardly_One> well, check this out if I can find it 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it's 2 yrs old but coming up again
17:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.canberratimes.com.au/digital-life/consumer-security/ten-thousand-australians-face-web-blackout-20120330-1w00q.html
18:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> ok just letme go crazy and mass slap the channel like alienated romeo
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that's doing the round again though
18:00 <Bastardly_One> people must be slacking on buying anti virus shit
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and using good freebies like Avast!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> as that story is doing the rounds again but check the date
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> dunno how to launch the url from here
19:00 <Bastardly_One> after you read that ... if your arm hurts call it a night 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> just double tap it 
20:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i sshd in
20:00 <Bastardly_One> should open up for ya if I remember correctly on those things
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but don't worry yaself too much
20:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> from the ipad
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> basically I think it's just what I said 
20:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> ok
20:00 <Bastardly_One> people must be slacking on making them money
20:00 <Bastardly_One> because it's like 2 yrs old
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but doing the rounds again in a few places
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Ten thousand Australians face web blackout
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Date
21:00 <Bastardly_One> March 30, 2012
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Comments 53Read later
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that alone
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I just can't believe the common net user even a long term user
21:00 <Bastardly_One> don't think when using the net
22:00 <Bastardly_One> like Loof and his sources for instance
22:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> the thing is even if you dont dl shit uni and tafe las are a hotbed for dodgy files
22:00 <Bastardly_One> his sources are PC Mag and others that are clearly payed to right good reviews of shit
22:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> or at least were when i studied
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
22:00 <Bastardly_One> USB stick
22:00 <Bastardly_One> scanned each time I put it in my own lappy
23:00 <Bastardly_One> not that silly :P
23:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i hardly read those sort of sites
23:00 <Bastardly_One> not remote accessing even if they flash their drives every day
23:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i know but s still annoying
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ever known any uni to be completely safe IT wise?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> neither have I
23:00 <Bastardly_One> or do I
23:00 <Bastardly_One> sooooooooooooo
24:00 <Bastardly_One> all my shit is on USB
24:00 <Bastardly_One> My student drive I trust as much as I trust Pieter on say
24:00 <Bastardly_One> coding like before
24:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
24:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> haha
25:00 <Bastardly_One> on that if your arm is hurting 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and my brain is slowing
25:00 <Bastardly_One> we should end on that good note :P
25:00 <Bastardly_One> not much more you can say after that
25:00 <Bastardly_One> told maurice I was a comic genius
25:00 <Bastardly_One> (not)
26:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> not sure. i often dream about the last subject
26:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
26:00 <Bastardly_One> titties!
26:00 <Bastardly_One> night :P
26:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> dont want a piet nightmare
26:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
26:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> jks
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you ruined it
26:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> boobs
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd hate to go to sleep thinking about convos in here
27:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> im just going to say that to pand and piet from now on
27:00 <Bastardly_One> man, that'd fuck your head up
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> every response maybe
27:00 <Bastardly_One> no no no 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> say what I said before 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> PieterPanda
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon he hated that
27:00 <Bastardly_One> use it :D
27:00 <Bastardly_One> come on
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it's great yes?
28:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> and piet was at the front
28:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> he comes second
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... your's to use
28:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> a blow to the ego
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I enjoyed typing it 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> so enjoy using it 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> LD
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol too
28:00 <Bastardly_One> or :D
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
29:00 <Bastardly_One> instant real life karma
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had a coughing fit
29:00 <Bastardly_One> damn karma for being "nasty"
31:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i sometimes feel a bit guilty for
31:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> using ppl for entertainment
31:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> im a pieterabuseraddict
31:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> halp
31:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i admit i have a problem
32:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> anyway thats why i want to write this serious book
32:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i wont mention any names or even nicknames
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
33:00 <Bastardly_One> chat I am doing a book on 
33:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> just particular personality types that come up again and again
33:00 <Bastardly_One> both here and somewhere else I chat
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I've used people as characters
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's really about nothing at all 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but they all meet through a chat online 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and somehow are interconnected to each other
33:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i dont do fiction except satire and jokes
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's basically it
33:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> nothing elaborate
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fair enough
34:00 <Bastardly_One> mine I suppose if you knew both chats
34:00 <Bastardly_One> could be called a satire
34:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> it would be very time consuming to do fiction
34:00 <Bastardly_One> otherwise I suppose it's about nothing
34:00 <Bastardly_One> oh is it ever
34:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> unless it is a short story
34:00 <Bastardly_One> even that is 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> poetry and prose, easy
35:00 <Bastardly_One> even a stort story is time consuming
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think it is time to call it a morning
35:00 <Bastardly_One> before I get a 3rd wind
35:00 <Bastardly_One> it's 5:35am
35:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i havent wriiten one since year 11
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll regret it later
36:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> that is how long it has been
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh writing is not really a thing you can force
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd still say you write if you do 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you just haven't finished anything since yr 11 is more probably like it
37:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> not fiction anyway
37:00 <Bastardly_One> some people only have one personal opus in them and that's it
37:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> but ive done essays and songs
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think everyone has an opus of some sort
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah essays and articles are way easy
37:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> they can be challenging
37:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> depends on the topic
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
38:00 <Bastardly_One> was just typing that
38:00 <Bastardly_One> especially when I am going through a phase of loving point form analysis
38:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i dont bother with with the usual
38:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> -with
39:00 <Bastardly_One> it was challenging the other day to get a certain amount of words on a topic in point form but I did it 
39:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> music is strangely the easiest once you have technical proficiency
39:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> if you have the innate talent to begin with
39:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno if it's lazy or what but that's how I'm enjoying analytical writing at the moment
39:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, makes sense
40:00 <Bastardly_One> music is very logical
40:00 <Bastardly_One> math 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but seriously my friend
40:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> yeah john cage tried that approach at times
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the brain is saying yeah I'm wake 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but fuck this thinking shit :P
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you look at all the catchy EDM artists out there
41:00 <Bastardly_One> each one works to a certain math formula of their own
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and sticks to it 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> on the whole
41:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i wrote a song about maths in trance once
42:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> very geeky i know
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... there's a song by an artists called Math
42:00 <Bastardly_One> done with the Math vst
42:00 <Bastardly_One> on cubase
42:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> im not that familiar with many vstis
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and the 4x4=12 sample in it is an music geek joke too
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm just saying really
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lazy song naming this guy is known for 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
43:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> you should see my backup file names
43:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> song1
43:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> song2
44:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> and for a milestone i add an underline
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you might get famous like my beloved deadmau5
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that's who I am talking about
44:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> now if you have same names in diff folders
44:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> and backing up
44:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> it can be annoying
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet!
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I date everything
45:00 <Bastardly_One> like if I add to something from say 06-02-13
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be 09-05-14 today's version
45:00 <Bastardly_One> just makes shit like backing up easier
45:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> the worst thing is makng a radical change and not knowing at which vetsion
45:00 <Bastardly_One> hence why I date
46:00 <Bastardly_One> V1, etc works badly too
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I just know the most worked on version is the most current then
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and always keep the very first try
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but I was going
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and I really should if I don't want to get another wind
47:00 <Bastardly_One> got another text book to get sometime today 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yay! (not)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> night night
20:00 <Excessive> soup
31:00 <Loof> so Lumeah it's been about a month since you slept with PietSAbabe
31:00 <Loof> has the maggot infestation started yet?
32:00 <Loof> maggots generally stop breeding in your vagina about month two after sleeping with Pieter, at which time your vagina will actually fall off
33:00 <Loof> by month three most of his female victims have died from his concentrated AIDS virus
34:00 <Loof> PietSAbabe i'm gonna make an app based on you with minigames such as "find a vien", "dumpster diving" and "slip her a mickey"
37:00 <Loof> if you pay a dollar the app will allow your phone to actually weigh points for you too
18:00 <lumeah2> Lol.. The irony. Loof. 
19:00 <lumeah2> :(.  Didn't. 
26:00 <Shadowgate> lumeah typed at 7:30am lol
26:00 <Shadowgate> and did a face hahahaha
37:00 <cYbR> z5500's go OFF
52:00 <Fez> 8====D
52:00 <Fez> ;)
53:00 <cYbR> the volume on my Z5500's
53:00 <cYbR> is up
00:00 <Fez> Is that some sort of stezza?
01:00 <cYbR> http://images.getprice.com.au/products/BimgZ5500.jpg
02:00 <Lishs^Husband> comic writer lol
02:00 <Fez> Arh yup
02:00 <Fez> Not bad
02:00 <Fez> My cheap $30 pair go loud enough to make me happy and the neighbours unhappy
03:00 <Lishs^Husband> more like child abductor for ransom spaz
03:00 <Lishs^Husband> fuckin idiot
03:00 <Fez> N they close to 10 yr old
03:00 <cYbR> they go pretty good, super happy with them :3 I use them for my cheapy home cinema. lol yeah I turn them up more than like... 20% of an evening and the neighbours come banging on the door
04:00 <Lishs^Husband> panda kidnaps college kids
04:00 <Lishs^Husband> then holds them for ransom
04:00 <Fez> Lol
04:00 <Fez> N e ways i gtg cyas
05:00 <Lishs^Husband> 200K
05:00 <Lishs^Husband> he figures
05:00 <Lishs^Husband> like
05:00 <Lishs^Husband> u got the college kids out there
05:00 <Lishs^Husband> u know they got money
06:00 <Lishs^Husband> why else would they be in uni
06:00 <Lishs^Husband> u silly pedo
06:00 <Lishs^Husband> I know what u get upto cunt
06:00 <Lishs^Husband> lol
07:00 <Lishs^Husband> u stick up college kids
07:00 <Lishs^Husband> for their lunch money
07:00 <Lishs^Husband> lol
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> BECAUSE THE SKY OPENED AND GOD HANDED YOU DIRECTLY TO ME I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY BUT THAT'S LIFE AND I'M SINKING..
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
08:00 <Lishs^Husband> pandas the unemployed retard pedo spaz
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude
08:00 <Lishs^Husband> u abduct kids for a living
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> you just don't get it do you?
08:00 <Lishs^Husband> call up the parents
08:00 <Lishs^Husband> get them to wire u the money
08:00 <Lishs^Husband> ransom
08:00 <Lishs^Husband> ur a sick fuck
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> you should seriously throw a gun to your head and paint the walls with your afflictions. It'd be the greatest sex you'd ever have!
08:00 <Lishs^Husband> low life cunt
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
09:00 <Lishs^Husband> lol
09:00 <Lishs^Husband> panda the inmates are gonna get u cunt
09:00 <Lishs^Husband> ur not safe mate
10:00 <Lishs^Husband> u better hope they put u in protectove custody
10:00 <Lishs^Husband> u baby fucker
10:00 <Lishs^Husband> ull get assraped
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> pain in the heart, rain in the dark, the womb is glum and bittler, she walks around the corner, it's like she brought the sun with her <3
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> I got out of goin' to prison like a month ago
10:00 <Lishs^Husband> do start doin ur colon exercises
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> suck my dick boii yeah :P
11:00 <Lishs^Husband> bullshit
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> see that's what money gets you
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> three lawyers
11:00 <Lishs^Husband> LOL
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> and a silly charge to pay
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> smd fgt
11:00 <Lishs^Husband> u cant afford a lawyer
11:00 <Lishs^Husband> faggit
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> it must plague you, that inferiority complex you're struggling with
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> PAINFULL HELL HUH YOU LIVE IN?
11:00 <Lishs^Husband> im a CEO loser
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> *nods his head*
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> CEO of what..
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> *that's rhetorical, I don't care to know, you're creepy*
12:00 <Lishs^Husband> Im. chief information officer
12:00 <simba> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
12:00 <simba> thats going in the fucking all time mentalson retard log
12:00 <simba> <Lishs^Husband> im a CEO loser
12:00 <simba> LOL
12:00 <Lishs^Husband> no
12:00 <Lishs^Husband> CIO
12:00 <simba> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ MENTALSON 
12:00 <Lishs^Husband> chief information officer
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol simba
12:00 <Lishs^Husband> yea
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
13:00 <simba> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ MENTALSON <Lishs^Husband> im a CEO loser
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> [09:41] <Lishs^Husband> im a CEO loser[09:41] <Lishs^Husband> im a CEO loser[09:41] <Lishs^Husband> im a CEO loser[09:41] <Lishs^Husband> im a CEO loser[09:41] <Lishs^Husband> im a CEO loser
13:00 <Lishs^Husband> simba has no life no job nothing just a loser
13:00 <simba> <Lishs^Husband> im a CEO loser - FUCK
13:00 <Lishs^Husband> no
13:00 <Lishs^Husband> CIO
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> SELFISHLY NO LONGER BREATHING, BECAUSE, OF ME
13:00 <Lishs^Husband> but CEO also
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> so simba
13:00 <Lishs^Husband> im both
13:00 <simba> he removed that triple ban thing
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> i bought mum an arrangement of flowers <3 and a pretty photo frame eheh
13:00 <simba> idk why
14:00 <simba> nice 1`
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> n im organising a tattoo atm LOL
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> wit chrissie
14:00 <Lishs^Husband> simba eats shit for breakfast
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> offered her one hundred for a design
14:00 <Lishs^Husband> big turds
14:00 <Excessive> mmmmmm, munchin tzatziki with a teaspoon
15:00 <Lishs^Husband> simba is a fag
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> yay just made it a deal
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> 100 for design <3
15:00 <Lishs^Husband> dick slobbering fag
15:00 <simba> im getting this tattood on my arm <Lishs^Husband> im a CEO loser
15:00 <simba> lmao
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> are you picarding or something Lishs^Husband? because you're sounding like ya own ya bumperiod.
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> LMAO
15:00 <Lishs^Husband> jealous?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> THAT'D BE ACE
15:00 <simba> with mentalsons face next to it from the wanking picture
15:00 <Lishs^Husband> hes jealous
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> i'd get Picards I'm a Chemist i idiot
15:00 <faux> lmao
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> and we could walk around homogay looking into windows at our awesome reflections
16:00 <Lishs^Husband> ill be a real CEO in 3 yeara then ull get it salted off
16:00 <simba> im just imagining that fucked up face saying "im a ceo loser"
16:00 <Lishs^Husband> loser
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> Lishs^Husband how does it feel to be the CEO of Loser?
16:00 <Lishs^Husband> feels great I do wat I want for 200 a year
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> at least I come from a line of artists of various mediums.
16:00 <Lishs^Husband> u?
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> and soldiers
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> who the fuck are you
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> you should read my words and jerk off
17:00 <simba> dude mentalson is this more embarassing then the time you got drunk and gave me your number in PM because you wanted us to be mates
17:00 <Lishs^Husband> panda is so upset today
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> who's mentalson?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> im happy as
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mums bday <3
17:00 <Lishs^Husband> ur a disgrace
17:00 <simba> Lishs^Husband is mentalson 
17:00 <Lishs^Husband> to the male race
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> poor Lish
17:00 <Lishs^Husband> u faggot
17:00 <Lishs^Husband> no im lishes husband
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> you bash your wife with these faggotry words?
17:00 <Lishs^Husband> lol
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> verbally, if you didnt get that..
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> as ya probs didnt
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause you're a fucking neanderthal
18:00 <Lishs^Husband> im a CEO mate
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait no that's insulting to neanderthals
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm not your mate.
18:00 <Lishs^Husband> lol
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> Lish is your mate
18:00 <Lishs^Husband> hes furious
18:00 <Lishs^Husband> pandas
18:00 <Lishs^Husband> mate
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> and if she had any sense she'd kill you or herlself or both
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> herself*
18:00 <Lishs^Husband> let it all out mate
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro you've got me writing so how much more happier could I be?
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> comprehend this
18:00 <simba> classic photo of mentalson with bianka http://justpaste.it/files/justpaste/k3xcno.jpg
19:00 <Lishs^Husband> mate come on mate
19:00 <simba> look how awful he looks
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> If you meet your Master on the road, kill him
19:00 <Lishs^Husband> just be a good mate
19:00 <simba> i cant believe hes here in 2014 still in chatrooms pretending hes a CEO, this is worse than pieters delusions
19:00 <simba> mentalson you are even lower scum than pieter dude
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> contemplated and then slit your wrists as you awake realising Satan is so far from your reach
19:00 <simba> dont you even care about that
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> think you're bad ass on irc
19:00 <Lishs^Husband> lol
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> "I FEEL LIKE YOUR HEART IS BEATING, SOLEY FOR ME"
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> weeeeee
19:00 <Lishs^Husband> pandas is FURIOUSSSSSS
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima so seein this movie at lunch time
20:00 <Lishs^Husband> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
20:00 <simba> http://justpaste.it/files/justpaste/k3xcno.jpg  <Lishs^Husband> im a CEO loser
20:00 <Lishs^Husband> good for u little buddy
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> IM TRYING TO CHAT IM SIMBA OK
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> FUCK OFF
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahwaheheh
20:00 <Lishs^Husband> pandas is furious
20:00 <Lishs^Husband> lol
20:00 <simba> i honestly cant beieve he said hes a CEO
20:00 <simba> this is magical
20:00 <Lishs^Husband> absolutely losing it
21:00 <Lishs^Husband> pandas mate
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> i am furiously horny
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes.
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> I WANT MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH!
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> OPEN UP FOR ME BABES
21:00 <Lishs^Husband> come on mate
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> IT'S ALL GOOD
21:00 <Lishs^Husband> dont be like that mate
21:00 <Lishs^Husband> mate mate
21:00 <Lishs^Husband> mate mate mate
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> learn to bleeeeeeeeeeed *pandis screams*
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> DONT TALK
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> Suction
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> your job is Suction
22:00 <Lishs^Husband> mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate 
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> CEO of Suction
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> you LOSER
22:00 <Lishs^Husband> (Lishs^Husband) mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate 
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're boring me now bye.
22:00 <Lishs^Husband> (Lishs^Husband) (Lishs^Husband) mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate 
22:00 <Lishs^Husband> pandas mate
22:00 <simba> hes lost it now
23:00 <simba> <Lishs^Husband> im a CEO loser
23:00 <Lishs^Husband> u therr mate
23:00 <Lishs^Husband> oi mate
23:00 <Lishs^Husband> pandas
23:00 <ShadowLurker> oh its that gookimmigrant fuckhead
23:00 <Lishs^Husband> u crying mate?
23:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up
23:00 <Lishs^Husband> lol
23:00 <Lishs^Husband> hahahhahahahahahahahaahahhah
23:00 <Lishs^Husband> (Lishs^Husband) (Lishs^Husband) mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate mate 
23:00 <Lishs^Husband> pandas mate
23:00 <simba> http://i.imgur.com/CxvvoC4.jpg
23:00 <Lishs^Husband> r we mates
23:00 <simba> im a CEO loser
23:00 <Lishs^Husband> mate?
24:00 <Lishs^Husband> pandas mate
24:00 <Lishs^Husband> u there mate?
24:00 <Lishs^Husband> oi mate
24:00 <ShadowLurker> youre a fuckhead
24:00 <Lishs^Husband> lol
25:00 <Lishs^Husband> shadowlurker u there mate
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
25:00 <ShadowLurker> no
25:00 <Lishs^Husband> PANDASSSSSS
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard's more fun.
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's pandis
25:00 <Lishs^Husband> MATE
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> now cherrish my dick in your mouth
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> smell the stank of my cheesey welsh dick
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> and lick the mould off of it
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> smd
26:00 <simba> mentalsons not really angry anymore just even more retarded
26:00 <simba> i think he thinks hes being funny but its just.. shocking
26:00 <simba> i think he just might be one of the most fucked up hard drug users irc has to offer
26:00 <simba> i think he might even top pieter....
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just dont even know who this cunny is
27:00 <simba> its gambler... hes been around forever
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> i bet lish has pink flaps she can wing out like a pink bat and fly away
27:00 <simba> mentalson.. the jew prince?
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh gambler
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> he used to suck up my dick to chat on here.
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ...
28:00 <simba> the one who blew his rich jew families savings on hard drugs during the 90s and 00s
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ROFL
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> what a loser
28:00 <Lishs^Husband> (PandasDontDrive) I'm not your mate.
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's worse than.. than that time mentalson did what you just said.
28:00 <Lishs^Husband> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
28:00 <Lishs^Husband> lololoooollool
28:00 <Lishs^Husband> oi mate
28:00 <Lishs^Husband> are u ok mate?
29:00 <Lishs^Husband> wats the matter mate
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> nothing..
29:00 <Lishs^Husband> mate are u a single father obese pedo spaz?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> my life is awesome
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> so like
29:00 <Lishs^Husband> is this true mate?
29:00 <Lishs^Husband> (PandasDontDrive) my life is awesome
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> the three hours sleep i had
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
29:00 <Lishs^Husband> LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's like
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love life
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> love breathing
29:00 <Lishs^Husband> Lollllllllllllllllllllll
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> do you find it hard to breathe?
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> does verbally abusing make your heart seethe?? it's what I'm feelin, what you feelin?
30:00 <Lishs^Husband> (Lishs^Husband) mate are u a single father obese pedo spaz?
30:00 <Lishs^Husband> I dont even read wat u write
30:00 <Lishs^Husband> lok
30:00 <Lishs^Husband> lololllol
31:00 <Lishs^Husband> is it true?
31:00 <Lishs^Husband> your big confession
31:00 <Lishs^Husband> now is the time
31:00 <Lishs^Husband> (Lishs^Husband) mate are u a single father obese pedo spaz?
31:00 <Lishs^Husband> is it trur mate?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup ShadowLurker
31:00 <Lishs^Husband> lollllllllllll
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have only one question man
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> have you given into sezz's SCREAM fantasies yet bro ;)
32:00 <Lishs^Husband> (Lishs^Husband) mate are u a single father obese pedo spaz?
32:00 <simba> http://justpaste.it/files/justpaste/k3xcno.jpg  <Lishs^Husband> im a CEO loser
32:00 <Lishs^Husband> lollllllllllllLlllllllll
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha this is goin on facebook
32:00 <Lishs^Husband> lolololol
32:00 <Lishs^Husband> add me bro
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah im posting that pic and this <Lishs^Husband> im a CEO loser
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
32:00 <Lishs^Husband> be my onwi fwend bwo
33:00 <Lishs^Husband> cool
33:00 <Lishs^Husband> Im.hot
33:00 <Lishs^Husband> hot as 
33:00 <Lishs^Husband> lol
33:00 <Lishs^Husband> (Lishs^Husband) mate are u a single father obese pedo spaz?
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> POSTED HAHAHAHAHA
33:00 <Lishs^Husband> mate?
33:00 <Lishs^Husband> AWESOME!
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> im obese as phat records
33:00 <Lishs^Husband> COOL!
33:00 <simba> wtf hes actually lost it
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> this cunt is so stupid
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's no joke for him.
34:00 <Lishs^Husband> ** 'simba' added to ignore list. User is ignored for: Channel, Private, Notice, Invite
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> NO PUN that would fit his stupidness.
34:00 <Lishs^Husband> (Lishs^Husband) (Lishs^Husband) mate are u a single father obese pedo spaz?
34:00 <simba> http://i.imgur.com/CxvvoC4.jpg
34:00 <Lishs^Husband> mate???
35:00 <Lishs^Husband> mate
35:00 <Lishs^Husband> (Lishs^Husband) (Lishs^Husband) mate are u a single father obese pedo spaz?
35:00 <Lishs^Husband> (Lishs^Husband) your big confession
35:00 <Lishs^Husband> loser
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb had to prntscreen my fb
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb ceo of nothing.
35:00 <Lishs^Husband> fag 
35:00 <Lishs^Husband> go run
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba and i broke picard, now we broke you.
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> onna roll!
35:00 <Lishs^Husband> u jelly
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> of your wasted ass?
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> nuh
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not bitter.
36:00 <Lishs^Husband> single retard father pedo fat cunt
36:00 <Lishs^Husband> lplplolollloll
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> life is bittersweet bro and for me life is like a rockstar singer.
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAHAHA
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway back to scheming.
37:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/8Jom4NmCRrI
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DEAN BLUNT - MERSH (Feb 28, 2014) 3:05 - Category: - 16,737 views - 240 likes (98.4%), 4 dislikes (1.6%)
38:00 <SexParlour> np: [Polar Bear Club - Chasing Hamburg - Waffles - [V0]]-03 - Boxes.mp3
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmfao
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> this has made my morning lolols!
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> and sucked in to mum when she finds out i spent money on her when she doesnt like either of us boys spending much for her bdays
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha :P
41:00 <simba> 4:1)
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> and life becomes more interesting
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL ^
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> uploading to tinytit
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> i reckon mews tits looked nice in that handbra pic
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> tho i dont like big tits
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> might hit you in da FACE!
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> and welcome Pieter
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk this is taking ages n my net is fast as
46:00 <simba> did you order tpg
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea but im stoolin; them atm
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> because of telstras fkn high arse bill
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> over 200 for fkn nothing
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> i actually spent time going over everything
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:00 <simba> they are fucked up
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo simba
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> pm
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> roflmao
50:00 <simba> u
50:00 <simba> uuuuuuuuuuuuu
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> uuu
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> fgt
51:00 <Picard> simba you root arse!
51:00 <Picard> my wife wont fuck me
51:00 <Picard> I am going to thailand to roast on a beach
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> HAHA Dickard is banned from australia chan haha
53:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/p480x480/10167976_543707469076985_162149643151033219_n.jpg
53:00 <simba> try and get his nickname z lined
53:00 <simba> i know a link that gets you z lined
53:00 <johninja> cumcannon~
53:00 <simba> idk if itll work like that
53:00 <simba> lol
55:00 <johninja> “They used footage of random sad Asians instead of going to Korea.”
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> suss man
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> SUSS-MAN
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup j3
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> wanna see a funny pic?
56:00 <johninja> ok
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh you're on my fb
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOOK FOR YOURSELF THEN FGT
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
57:00 <johninja> lolol
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmaoz <3 all love soz
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> ..fgt ;)
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> Dearest Father.. It does seem quite obvious to me now that these Facebook people, will never stop poking me back. I should try harder, remember, that what you taught me. To poke on and poke on forever (besides the girl poking part, see chapter 69). Father I will poke these motherfuckers till the cows squeeze out scotch!!!!!!!!! Love, your son, ~Asshole that pokes people
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh fkn pokin dazza hard now
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> and ima have a cigarette
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause im gay and single and amd gay.
59:00 <SexParlour> np: [At The Drive-In - In Casino Out (V0)]-02 - At The Drive-In - Chanbara.mp3
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10309504_702896536420526_2843757182685338951_n.jpg
03:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/q71/s720x720/1509149_308057492677709_2439233404982656438_n.jpg 
09:00 <SexParlour> np: [Little Dragon - Nabuma Rubberband [Album] 2014 CD MP3 V0]-02 - Klapp Klapp.mp3
14:00 <SexParlour> np: [Tegan and Sara - Sainthood - 2009]-09 Tegan & Sara - Alligator.mp3
18:00 <fawks> Serenity
18:00 <cYbR> hey forks
19:00 <fawks> hey
20:00 <cYbR> im curious; does Serenity go by that nick because of Firefly?
20:00 <SexParlour> np: [Maya Jane Coles - Comfort]-07. Everything feat. Karin Park.mp3
22:00 <fawks> dont think so
24:00 <ShadowLurker> no
25:00 <SexParlour> np: [Kaleidoscope Dream]-01 Adorn.mp3
26:00 <Lumeah> Morning all. 
27:00 <cYbR> shame. I love firefly
27:00 <cYbR> morning Lumeah 
28:00 <Lumeah> Hey :) 
28:00 <cYbR> how's things?
29:00 <Lumeah> Yeah k. 
29:00 <cYbR> just k? :<
29:00 <Lumeah> On break. At work 
29:00 <Lumeah> Yeah.. Just k. 
29:00 <cYbR> is work shitty
30:00 <Lumeah> Nah got caught up talking to people. 
31:00 <Lumeah> How's u. 
33:00 <Lumeah> No I'm not happy. 
33:00 <cYbR> people suck don't they? I'm pretty good. Stoked that it's friday. I guess I'm a typical office drone in that sense. We do get free chinese food for lunch though
34:00 <cYbR> If you were here, I'd give you one of the coupons on my desk for a free maccas coffee :3
34:00 <Lumeah> Lol cool
34:00 <Lumeah> Ha. I'm right thanks. 
35:00 <cYbR> but you could get a hot chocolate with it
35:00 <Lumeah> Ta tho
35:00 <Mew> she'll photocopy it to share with pietypie
35:00 <Lumeah> No i won't 
35:00 <cYbR> lol
35:00 <Mew> y lie
35:00 <cYbR> not a bad idea... I have a card/photo printer... 
35:00 <Lumeah> Piety dead. 
35:00 <cYbR> I reckon I could produce some passable copies
36:00 <cYbR> ohai mew
36:00 <Mew> ohaaaay
38:00 <Mew> i lost my iphone last night :'(
38:00 <cYbR> that blows, at least it wasn't a samsung galaxy ;)
39:00 <Lumeah> Yeah? I lost friend. 
39:00 <cYbR> riiight
40:00 <Mew> i have a galaxy lpl
40:00 <Mew> light panty leakage
40:00 <cYbR> hawt. Mine is S4, courtesy of work
47:00 <fawks> lolwat
47:00 <fawks> i lost a friend.
47:00 <cYbR> you lost a friend? :(
48:00 <fawks> no
48:00 <cYbR> that was confusing for me
48:00 <fawks> [11:38] <Mew> i lost my iphone last night :'(
48:00 <fawks> [11:38] <cYbR> that blows, at least it wasn't a samsung galaxy ;)
48:00 <fawks> [11:39] <Lumeah> Yeah? I lost friend. 
48:00 <fawks> lol
48:00 <fawks> .
48:00 <fawks> awks
48:00 <cYbR> yeah that. was confusing for me
48:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ngcymx1edOs
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Art vs. Science - Friend in The Field (Mar 10, 2012) 3:46 - Category: - 4,395 views - 18 likes (90%), 2 dislikes (10%)
51:00 <Serenity> harry is in the cabin in the middle of the ocean lumeah
51:00 <Serenity> oh shes gone. dang
51:00 <cYbR> apparently so is friend
51:00 <Mew> friend iz lost
52:00 <Mew> lost i fren
54:00 <fawks> rofl
54:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10313760_10152241302986840_5094036166721248907_n.jpg
54:00 <fawks> .
54:00 <Serenity> people were strange back then
54:00 <Mew> thats amaysim
55:00 <fawks> the artist was born in 1983
55:00 <fawks> das not hundres of yuears ago
55:00 <cYbR> wow
56:00 <Serenity> oh
57:00 <Mew> i want that framed in our loungeroom
57:00 <Mew> eyyyyyy druffaaaaayyyyy
57:00 <Serenity> fuck man i swear i could build a cat with the fur ive vacuumed and sweapt up today
58:00 <fawks> ok
58:00 <fawks> making me not want a cat
58:00 <fawks> lol
58:00 <fawks> also
58:00 <fawks> Serenity
58:00 <fawks> are with you with ross or rachel on the whole we were on a break thing
58:00 <fawks> mark and i having a dicussion on facey
58:00 <fawks> LOL
58:00 <Serenity> ross!
59:00 <Serenity> they were on a break!
59:00 <fawks> whatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
59:00 <fawks> .
59:00 <fawks> pls
59:00 <fawks> gp
59:00 <Serenity> he shouldnt have done it ofc... but they were on a breal
59:00 <fawks> he literally walked out like 1.3 seconds after she said it why wouldnt he stay and talkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
59:00 <Serenity> break
59:00 <fawks> i dont think she should have let mark come over either
59:00 <Serenity> also
59:00 <Serenity> [9:58am] <fawks> making me not want a cat
00:00 <fawks> lol
00:00 <Serenity> its only cause homers burmese their fur is fucked
00:00 <Mew> get a hairless cat
00:00 <Mew> theyre hot
00:00 <Serenity> YES she shouldnt have had mark over thats what caused it
00:00 <Serenity> theyre kinda both to blame
00:00 <fawks> ew mew
00:00 <fawks> they look like walking dicks
00:00 <cYbR> ( ≖‿≖)
00:00 <fawks> "caused" it
00:00 <fawks> pls
01:00 <fawks> hes an adult just  cos hes a loser with women doesnt mea nhe can fuck the first slut that throws herself at him
01:00 <Mew> #teamphoebe
01:00 <Serenity> lol but thats life
01:00 <fawks> hes an adult. resist temptation. especially if you llove someone as much as he does rachelok
01:00 <Serenity> people do dumb shit
01:00 <fawks> doesnt make it ok though
01:00 <druff> MEWSICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
01:00 <fawks> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01:00 <Serenity> of course it doesnt
02:00 <Mew> ooey gooey druffdrop
02:00 <druff> heh
02:00 <druff> whats happening
02:00 <druff> did i come at a good time?
02:00 <Serenity> whats mark saying fawks
02:00 <fawks> read it
02:00 <fawks> on my yoghurt pic
02:00 <Serenity> oh
04:00 <fawks> wtf i uopdated utorrent and shit is downloading sssso fast
04:00 <Serenity> omg hes put too much thought into this
04:00 <fawks> i just downloaded 3 movies and im using my phones 3G
04:00 <fawks> :')
04:00 <fawks> couldnt tether with my iphone piece of shit
04:00 <Serenity> i told youuu
04:00 <Serenity> samsungs are god
05:00 <fawks> i dont have a samsung
05:00 <fawks> i havea  nexus 5
05:00 <Serenity> oh thats right
05:00 <Serenity> well androird in general tbh
05:00 <fawks> i luff it
05:00 <Serenity> ANDROIRD
05:00 <fawks> lol
05:00 <fawks> agreed
05:00 <fawks> i was so obsesed with my iphone cos it was all i was used to for years
05:00 <fawks> happy i made the switch though
05:00 <Serenity> it takes a little bit of adjustment if you're used to one thing
06:00 <cYbR> oh god its PandasDontDrive 
06:00 <Serenity> be nice
07:00 <faux> No dont
07:00 <cYbR> hey I'm always nice
07:00 <faux> I'm not
07:00 <cYbR> lol
07:00 <faux> Ffs I took the rubbish down and it all exploded over the stairs 
07:00 <cYbR> that right there, that's karma
07:00 <faux> Stupid scented garbage bags
08:00 <Serenity> omg my rubbish bag tore as i took it out of the bin this morning
08:00 <Serenity> i swore.. so much
08:00 <faux> They're so thin and shit
08:00 <faux> For what!
08:00 <faux> Lolll
08:00 <cYbR> cYbR>30 hey I'm always nice
08:00 <cYbR> 18<faux18> I'm not
08:00 <druff> did it have liquid in it Serenity?
08:00 <faux> Glad mine didn't break inside
08:00 <Serenity> wasnt even cause it was full cause the bags are too big for the bin so it was half empty ffs
08:00 <Serenity> no it didnt
08:00 <faux> I would havevcried 
08:00 <faux> Same as mine lol
08:00 <druff> lucky, .. cuz its the worst
08:00 <faux> Next time I'm buying the thick black onea
08:00 <Serenity> bin juice is fucking yuck
09:00 <faux> Not the stupid scented flimsy shit
09:00 <cYbR> I always buy the thick black one
09:00 <Serenity> im becoming a little OCD with my cleaning n shit so everything is rinsed and emptied before i put it in the bin
09:00 <cYbR> specially from the adult shop
09:00 <faux> hehe
09:00 <druff> i do the same :)
10:00 <Serenity> i think im becoming mentally unstable
10:00 <faux> I can't get over how fast my 3G is
10:00 <faux> I don't even have to use me Telstra dongle anymore I just tether my phone cos I have unlimited net
10:00 <Serenity> i cant relax if theres dishes in the sink anympre
11:00 <faux> Its good to be clean lol
11:00 <faux> I take pics of ny floor when I finish cleaning so I can zoom in and make sure i haven't missed a spot
11:00 <cYbR> you'd hate my house Serenity 
11:00 <cYbR> but feel free to do my dishes
11:00 <Serenity> yeah but its not good if its affecting you mentally lol
11:00 <faux> So until you get to my level of crazy you'll be right 
11:00 <Serenity> you shouldnt get nervous about fishes
11:00 <Serenity> ... dishes*
11:00 <faux> Bloody fish
11:00 <Serenity> fucking fish
12:00 <Serenity> LOL
12:00 <cYbR> I can't say a fish has ever made me nervous
12:00 <cYbR> a sharks fish? That'd probably make me nervous
12:00 <Serenity> you gotta watch those sneaky fish
12:00 <faux> demfishies
12:00 <Serenity> oh here comes homer
13:00 <Serenity> to walk over the clean floor and leave fur
13:00 <Serenity> im gonna shave him
13:00 <faux> Lmao
14:00 <faux> Oh the cow in the meadow goes mooo oh the cow in the meadow goes mooo, then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up and that's how we makes hamburgerssss
14:00 <Serenity> i only just finished watching the friends boxset a few weeks ago and now youre making me want to do it again
14:00 <cYbR> The dog's name in Animorphs was Homer
14:00 <Serenity> my homer is a cat
14:00 <cYbR> sooo not a cats name imo :P
14:00 <faux> .
15:00 <faux> Do it sez
15:00 <faux> Or start from where I'm up to
15:00 <faux> So we can discuss.
15:00 <faux> I'm only up to s3 lol
15:00 <faux> OMG IS IT MONDAY YET
15:00 <faux> dammit
15:00 <faux> Its not
15:00 <Serenity> of course its a cats name
16:00 <Serenity> homer was an ancient greek poet
16:00 <Serenity> far too deep for a dog
18:00 <faux> Water got under my laundry sink and ruined two huge boxes of washing powder fuck
18:00 <Serenity> can you let it dry out and crumble it back up
18:00 <Serenity> ?
20:00 <Serenity> man i bought this eucalyptus spray from bunnings and it smells so awesome AND it disinfects
23:00 <druff> im letting you all know, if you need a box for cricket, nowhere has them
23:00 <druff> now im unhappy
23:00 <Serenity> like those things that cover your goodies?
23:00 <druff> yes
24:00 <Serenity> no where online?
24:00 <Serenity> or do you need it now type deal
24:00 <druff> one place had small boys size..
24:00 <druff> my left nut would be too big for it
24:00 <druff> yea need it tomorrow morning
24:00 <druff> otherwise i wouldnt care so much
25:00 <Serenity> bugger
25:00 <druff> agreed
25:00 <druff> i could get away with it.. but the more times you go out to bat, the less lucky ya gunna be 
25:00 <druff> with/withou
25:00 <druff> t
26:00 <Serenity> i cant imagine it would be pleasant getting bopped in the bits with a cricket ball
26:00 <druff> not at approx 100k no
26:00 <doctor> ah you just walk it off
27:00 <druff> dick yea, not balls..
27:00 <druff> thats a bit of a...naah
27:00 <druff> anyways
27:00 <druff> thats my dramas, whats yours?
28:00 <Serenity> my drama is the cat is too hairy
28:00 <cYbR> I have too many boxes. Need rid of them by tomorrow but nobody wants them
28:00 <druff> lol cyber
28:00 <cYbR> ;)
28:00 <druff> second hand?
28:00 <doctor> just put them on the curb and set them alight
29:00 <cYbR> 'slightly used'
29:00 <druff> shave ya pussy Serenity :P
29:00 <Serenity> lol! i should have known that would backfire
29:00 <druff> i couldnt help myself
30:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
30:00 <cYbR> I'll hold it while you shave it k
30:00 <cYbR> it's a two person job
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey cYbR
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> aw no lish husband
33:00 <cYbR> hey PandasDontDrive 
33:00 <cYbR> how goes it
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba and panda have  no   fun today!
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> not bad an raining as so my washing ..
34:00 <cYbR> http://i.imgur.com/m6tEqcz.jpg
34:00 <cYbR> "not bad an raining as so my washing" PandasDontDrive, 2014
35:00 <doctor> it's very cryptic poetry
36:00 <cYbR> not bad and hungry as so my lunch
37:00 <doctor> brilliant!
37:00 <cYbR> not bad an running as so my fitness
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> my buddy calls
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn love this dude cYbR
37:00 <cYbR> <3
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> be around about 4pm
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> im like
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> IF THE RAIN OUTSIDE DONT KILLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey dude
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> pm
39:00 <johninja> hungry like the wolf
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> you hottie
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> GO IRON YOUR SHIRT CUNT
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahahaa
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> fknn women!
40:00 <Serenity> shut your face before i cut if off CUNT
40:00 <johninja> lolol
40:00 <cYbR> not bad an shut as so my face off
40:00 <johninja> ?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> It's not enough to be a man, to be a fan, love women, but you fucked and damned, it's like fuck me man, I love her, but ironing my shit is too much!
40:00 <cYbR> i'm PandasDontDrive's translator
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol sezz
41:00 <johninja> lol was just b4 i hooked up with mel
41:00 <johninja> sydney wedding
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 cYbR
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> SEZZ STOP PMING ME ON FACEBOOK JUST BECAUSE IM GHOSTFACE!
46:00 <Serenity> YOU WISH I WAS PMING YOU, YOU'RE NOT GHOSTFACE EITHER YOU JUST NEED A TAN
47:00 <johninja> lol
47:00 <Serenity> fake killaz deez daiz
50:00 <johninja> gonna bounce
50:00 <johninja> pce
51:00 <faux> Wahh
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> eat my dick u cunts
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> I AM SO GHOSTFACE DON'T FUCKING RUING MY IMAGINATION
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> ruing?
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> RUINT!
54:00 <Serenity> hahahah
54:00 <Serenity> oh I will ruin it. I'll ruin it good
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ban me bitch and I will slit you eye-lids in half so you can see it when I stab you in the face!
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P <3
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mate isnt gettin round till 4pm *snore*
57:00 <doctor> thats a bit violent
59:00 <doctor> in for some classic 90s vibes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0wfu3tOrtQ
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fastball - The Way (Oct 1, 2006) 4:25 - Category: - 8,172,680 views - 29,966 likes (98%), 605 dislikes (2%)
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh baby to me!
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
00:00 <doctor> this beard isn't working for me, i'll have to get rid of it
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> doc
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> my brother randomly met me in town
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> was sittin onna bench rolling a cig talking to this Serbian vet
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> he was waiting for his daughter
01:00 <doctor> seems like a pretty cool dude
01:00 <doctor> serbian vets always have interesting tales
02:00 <doctor> and rolling your own cigs is the only way
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> if it wasn't for that, and my brother taking me to his work, show me arounod, wa so cool, he wouldn't have come to mums bday dinner lol
03:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> nirvana beard update pic plz doctor
03:00 <cYbR> lol
03:00 <cYbR> i want a beard :C
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> im shaved as atm
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> shaved head shaved face
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> i fuck up my beard every time
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima ty again tho
08:00 <Serenity> i wish men would get over this beard thing
10:00 <cYbR> i'm clean shaven... professional as fuck
11:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> there will be a new trend to replace it -- like maybe stubbles to go with thin plucked eye brows
11:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> just need a few footy players to do it and everyone else will follow
13:00 <Shadowgate> be funny yous lol
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL UR SO FUNNY
14:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> hello shadowgate!
15:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
16:00 <Lumeah> Hey people 
16:00 <cYbR> wb
17:00 <cYbR> aha
17:00 <cYbR> that was pandas pasting lyrics in pm
17:00 <Lumeah> To u? 
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
18:00 <cYbR> yeh
18:00 <cYbR> lol pands
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> lololol
18:00 <Lumeah> Didn't get any pms. 
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> flooded out
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> try pasting a fkn pem
18:00 <Lumeah> Hi pandys
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> n get Piacarded
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
18:00 <cYbR> hi dematerialised 
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> hi
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> but no hi
18:00 <cYbR> hi DemonsRun even
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> not in the mood.
19:00 <cYbR> but hi dematerialised as well
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> only chick ill talk to is Serenity
19:00 <cYbR> lol?
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> cYbR pm me what u got b4 i i got dc
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> n ill paste the rest
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
19:00 <cYbR> brb lunch
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol k
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh shit it is lunch
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got viet leftovers.
20:00 <Lumeah> In the mood?.. 
20:00 <Lumeah> Yeah.. Thanks. 
23:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> everyone state your mood
23:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Shadowgate: youbfirst lol!
23:00 <faux> lmao
24:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> he is a very complicated character capable of many emotions
32:00 <druff> i now have a box :D
33:00 <druff> problem solvered
34:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> did you have an anxious and bored cat
34:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> a box will solve that
36:00 <Lumeah> Bye then
36:00 <druff> no
36:00 <druff> i did not
38:00 <Serenity> sup hagrid
39:00 <druff> its mean to pay out on someones looks
39:00 <druff> they cant help it aye
39:00 <Serenity> FUCKING HELL i was scrolled again
39:00 <druff> where as being a tool like peiter ya can help that shit
39:00 <Serenity> and she can so help having that bush of 'hair' stuck to her head
39:00 <druff> i like it
40:00 <Excessive> bush of hair
40:00 <DemonsRun> Who?
40:00 <druff> not all chicks wanna go dyke bald aye
40:00 <Serenity> i dont even really care about the way she looks tbh its just something mean that bothers her
40:00 <Serenity> and i dont like her cause shes a junky loving bimbo
41:00 <druff> well give her shit for that, not this childish hagrid hting
41:00 <druff> thing
41:00 <Serenity> i dont think its childish i think its funny
41:00 <druff> hmm
41:00 <druff> okies
41:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> her photo would go well with a book called "j is for joy not junkie: how to embrace addiction". a must have for every enabler
41:00 <druff> next topic shall we?
41:00 <Mew> corporate accounts payable nina speaking
41:00 <Mew> just a moment
42:00 <druff> nine ninenutz?
42:00 <druff> nina*
42:00 <Serenity> lol ProfessorHaroldHorowitz
43:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> she is doing the most damage to piet
43:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> which is ironic
43:00 <Serenity> most enablers do
43:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> yeh
43:00 <Serenity> they think they are helping and being nice but they are doing damange
43:00 <Serenity> damage
44:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> all she has ever dealt with is needles in the garden
44:00 <druff> i bet she has some think gloves
44:00 <druff> and one of those claw thingies
44:00 <Mew> http://www.forafewmoviesmore.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/spid.jpg
44:00 <druff> aaargh
45:00 <druff> dont do that mew
45:00 <druff> u know i hate spiders
45:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> it is actually quite a serious problem with this enabling mindset. not just with drugs but a lot of other things too
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmm
45:00 <Mew> how bad are the ones with all the babies on their back
45:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> tolerance is now conflated with support/love
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey mew
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am drinking black douglas
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> yay
46:00 <Serenity> i bet ill get to learn about all this stuff doing psychology
46:00 <druff> almost as bad as you mew :P
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey sezz
46:00 <Serenity> hi
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> no work today?
47:00 <Serenity> i never work during the day
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> i thought u did
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey faux
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont go back to work til monday
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> if i am better
47:00 <faux> Hello
49:00 <Mew> im working at a little antiques shop on saturdee
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> yay
49:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i work so sporadically i dont even know my hours
49:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/HeIO2.jpg so cute
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> i work at mitre10
50:00 <Serenity> http://sfglobe.com/?id=687&src=share_fb_new_687
50:00 <Serenity> sah cute
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> yay for me
50:00 <faux> You're working again xm?
50:00 <Mew> grrrrrr
50:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i have been for months
50:00 <faux> oh
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> working on johns cock
50:00 <faux> I thought you weren't 
51:00 <faux> God I'm watching he most boring movie 
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> turn it off and stop complaining
51:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> yeh i know i project the bohemian lifestyle thing
51:00 <Serenity> im watching bad neighbours
51:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> wake up at midday
51:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> irc at 4 am
52:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> but that stops after i move into a physical office
52:00 <cYbR> lol Mew
52:00 <cYbR> office space, best movie
52:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> which is end of june / early july
53:00 <faux> OMG sez
53:00 <faux> Give me the torrent 
53:00 <faux> Lol
53:00 <faux> I been looking for it everywhrre
53:00 <faux> And the other woman :(
53:00 <Serenity> i got it from spee.cd its a pricate torrent site
53:00 <Serenity> private..
53:00 <faux> Do you pay or whatever 
53:00 <Serenity> nah you have to be invited to sign up
53:00 <faux> Oh
53:00 <faux> Wah
54:00 <Serenity> ill invite you next time i have one if you want
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/6242193
54:00 <Serenity> tis good cause you dont have to worry about fake copies/viruses n shit
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> office space torrent
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> special edition
54:00 <Serenity> no ones talking about office space
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> i only have cams
55:00 <faux> Ffs I wanna watch bad neighbours and the other woman 
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/9601918/The_Other_Woman_%282009%29_BluRay_720p_700MB_Ganool
56:00 <faux> That's 2009
56:00 <faux> .
56:00 <Serenity> lol
56:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> omfgbbqhax: ive had a few friends taking on a second job during the weekend at bunnings. nice big warehouse with space, nice work culture, no crazy pressure -- just giving instructions to people like stuffz to where the plunger aisle is
57:00 <faux> Do you think I wouldn't have checked pirate bay
57:00 <faux> Lol
57:00 <Serenity> worst linker ever
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey i am not in the torrent scene anymore
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> marquee and me used to run our own torrent site
57:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> filehosting?
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
57:00 <Mew> stuffz :(
57:00 <Mew> i miss him
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> does marquee come on anymore sezz?
57:00 <Serenity> i have no idea who that is
58:00 <Serenity> so i dont know
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
58:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> stuffz is recovering in er from a perforated colon
58:00 <Serenity> i never knew how to take stuffz
58:00 <Serenity> if he was a serious chatter or just talked a lot of shit
59:00 <Mew> i hope he was serious
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> doot
59:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> just reminded me of saemon except went from bi to gay and accepted it 
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> that was his other name
59:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> plus meth
59:00 <Serenity> his fridge dong had me intrigued
59:00 <Mew> remember the day when he found out about the washing machine
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> so is ant dead?
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> queerantr
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> -r
00:00 <Serenity> no..
00:00 <faux> Wtf this movie is so weird 
00:00 <faux> But I wanna know what happens 
00:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> dunno why he is on my skype
00:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> but he is alive
00:00 <faux> So I can't turn it off
00:00 <Serenity> why would he be dead..
01:00 <faux> His voice makes my ears bleed 
01:00 <Serenity> imagine that
01:00 <Serenity> calling you at 2am on your birthday.. singing at the top of its lungs happy birthday
01:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> remember when he spontaneously sang it's rainin men
03:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> deeldose and i are going to have sing offs over skype. dont judge me
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> ant got upset cause i never saw him in melb
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> told him to get fucked cause he was creeping me out
04:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> you must be young
05:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> or were at the time
05:00 <faux> how do you figure that 
05:00 <faux> Its more older people afraid of gays
05:00 <faux> lol
05:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> no it was his fetish
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am 32\
05:00 <Serenity> OMG FAUX
05:00 <Serenity> PHOEBE IS IN THIS MOVIE
06:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> im talking about ant and youngins
06:00 <faux> Yayyy
06:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> not homophobia
06:00 <Serenity> are you saying ant likes young boys
06:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> no
06:00 <Serenity> ive heard this rumour before
06:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> just younger men
06:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> he said it himself
07:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> including photos and story about the guy at hjs
07:00 <Serenity> thats a bit eeww
08:00 <faux> uxxojrrbdk
08:00 <faux> Have you seen touchy feely
08:00 <faux> The movie
08:00 <Serenity> nup
09:00 <faux> Its making mewant to die
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> i was 20 when i was meant to meet ant
09:00 <faux> Everyone is really boring 
10:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> haha yeh thought so
10:00 <Shadowgate> yous kill me of laughter
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> one more drink
10:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> hmm friday
10:00 <doctor> only one? is the party over?
10:00 <Shadowgate> hmm friday time to party
10:00 <Sponge> monica lewinsky has broken her  media silence
10:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Shadowgate: state your mood!
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> have to get daughter soon
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> so 3 drinks is enough
11:00 <Shadowgate> i got a slab and a moscato yummy
11:00 <faux> God it's Friday already
11:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> when i was a kid and looked at that video footage of monica and bill in public i didnt see a thing
11:00 <doctor> beards gone, bit disappointed in it. kept me awake last night 
12:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> now the cockklust is so evident
12:00 <doctor> felt like ants were eating my face
12:00 <Sponge> monica loved cum
12:00 <Sponge> she's telling all now
12:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> cum
12:00 <Shadowgate> lol SPonge
12:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> 2 whitehouse
13:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> heres a few bucks. wash that dress sweetie
13:00 <doctor> Only a few more days untill Monday, then we can wish it was Friday again
13:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> well it has been some time
14:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> if only rebecca black sang it that way doctor 
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> is it bed time
15:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> it would emphasise the meaninglessness of a looping existence
15:00 <doctor> Yeah she's in for a difficult future
16:00 <doctor> every day is groundhog day
16:00 <doctor> I've yet to see the whole movie but I like the concept behind it
16:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> everyday is whyday
17:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> why get up
17:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> why do the same routine
18:00 <doctor> It's good fun to lavish is those kind of questions
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> i wake up to provide a future for my daughter
18:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> our existence is like a chronological fractal
18:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> gimme more meth
18:00 <doctor> lol
18:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> im gettin wiser!
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> i want my daughter to have a life i never had
19:00 <doctor> good plan omfgbbqhax
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> she has more money in her account than me and she is only 3
19:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> omfgbbqhax: that is pretty noble
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> $200 a week for 3 years so far
19:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> not bad
19:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> is she going to a private school?
20:00 <faux> How long can you keep cottage cheese out of the fridge before it goes off
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats up to her
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> the money is there for her choice
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> may be for a car
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> may be for a house
20:00 <Shadowgate> faux said cottage cheese lol
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> may be for travel
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> i will pay her school fees
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats what a father does
21:00 <doctor> it'd be like milk i suppose. so after half a day or so
21:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> omfgbbqhax: or a trip to space :)
21:00 <faux> Half a day?!
21:00 <Mew> has anyone seen the real housewives of melbourne
21:00 <faux> Oh I thought it was like an hour lol
21:00 <Mew> ?
21:00 <doctor> depends on weather
21:00 <doctor> nah an hour is fine
21:00 <faux> I watched one ep mew and wanted to die
21:00 <doctor> i keep the milk out due to forgetfullness a lot
21:00 <Floss> lol i havent whats it like
21:00 <Floss> brain rotting shit i imagine
21:00 <Mew> dayum
21:00 <Mew> im downloading some now
22:00 <Mew> did you watch towie Floss?
22:00 <Floss> no not yet
22:00 <Floss> are there torrents for it
23:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> doctor: i bet if you milked it youself youd never forget again. all that hard work
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey sam
24:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> yourself
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> i need to spew
24:00 <Mew> http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/6235828/The_only_way_is_essex_season_1_episodes_1_-_10___the_only_way_is
24:00 <Mew> the first season is the best i think
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have uploaded more than i have downloaded
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> seems gay
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> downloaded 10.1gig
25:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> just realised i forgot to sign up for a semi private torrent site
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> uploaded 20.8gig
25:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> sign up day over
25:00 <Floss> downloading first season now mew
26:00 <Floss> lol itll be my tv watching for the weekend while i get over this cold
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have a chest infection so does my daughter
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> i better get ready and get her
26:00 <Floss> oo nasty
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> bbl
27:00 <Floss> so is towie more or less pom jersey shore
27:00 <Mew> ive only watched a few eps of jersey shore and it seemed heaps annoying because theyre american
28:00 <Mew> this is the same sort of show but its more bearable because theyre british lol
28:00 <Mew> basically just the dramatic life of like 6-7 people 
28:00 <Floss> lol ok
28:00 <Floss> The Only Way Is Essex is a BAFTA award-winning 'scripted reality' television soap opera based in Essex, England. It shows "real people in modified situations, saying unscripted lines but in a structured way." Wikipedia
29:00 <Floss> lol
29:00 <Shadowgate> Floss is adorable i wanna hug her
29:00 <omfgbbqafk> i think floss is too manly
29:00 <Floss> no dont
29:00 <Shadowgate> lol
29:00 <Floss> i has germies
29:00 <Shadowgate> awww lol
29:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> a bit like how in house rules they let them rip off stuff when the gas is still connected and they all bolt
29:00 <omfgbbqafk> floss is to manly to be an irc girl
30:00 <doctor> true xm
30:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> might as well get one of them to smoke too
30:00 <Mew> i think you have floss and lumeah confused
30:00 <Floss> is it wrong that i find being called manly a huge compliment
30:00 <omfgbbqafk> i have seen lumeah but not floss
30:00 <The_Baron> hhmmm
30:00 <doctor> i'd like to live a more self reliant life style. therefore if i'm lazy the consequence is death rather than poverty
31:00 <The_Baron> too lazy to cook, too lazy to go to the shops, maybe not too lazy to order delivery
31:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> intregity can kill
31:00 <omfgbbqafk> i would love being called a girl
31:00 <omfgbbqafk> sam just order
31:00 <Floss> i just sneezed a few times.. it was bad
31:00 <Floss> thank god i did poos earlier
32:00 <omfgbbqafk> see
32:00 <omfgbbqafk> manly
32:00 <Floss> lol
32:00 <omfgbbqafk> most girls i know would not even poo around me
32:00 <Mew> thank god you're not in the middle of a menstrual cycle
32:00 <Mew> splooooosh
32:00 <omfgbbqafk> even if i stayed with them for a week
32:00 <Floss> OMG YES MEW
32:00 <The_Baron> lol
32:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i used ask for ballet lessons as a girl
32:00 <omfgbbqafk> wb faux 
32:00 <The_Baron> a menstrual cycle followed by a bleeding nose
32:00 <The_Baron> HAWT!
33:00 <omfgbbqafk> The_Baron, depends on what causes the bleeding nose
33:00 <Floss> women are givers
33:00 <Floss> lol
33:00 <doctor> too much picking
33:00 <Floss> *walks into blood drive"
33:00 <doctor> in private
33:00 <omfgbbqafk> no
33:00 <Mew> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-029gT1IacbQ/UWr0Btb570I/AAAAAAAAM9U/wmJ51R1tN-I/s1600/528247_4653661581301_715531768_n.jpg
33:00 <omfgbbqafk> menstrual cycle was soo strong it flew out hit the wall and broke her nose
33:00 <Floss> LOL
33:00 <omfgbbqafk> now thats hot
33:00 <Floss> TAMPONS CAN KILL
34:00 <Floss> they frie outta there like bullets
34:00 <Floss> frie lol
34:00 <omfgbbqafk> i dated a chick once who had a period
34:00 <omfgbbqafk> didn't like it
34:00 <Floss> OMG NO.
34:00 <doctor> I don't like the smell
34:00 <Mew> dey frie out like bullet
34:00 <Floss> lol
34:00 <omfgbbqafk> nah cunt blood smells good
34:00 <Floss> i has dumb due to illness
34:00 <omfgbbqafk> wee and blood
34:00 <omfgbbqafk> good mixture
35:00 <doctor> lol
35:00 <omfgbbqafk> its like being a serial killer
35:00 <omfgbbqafk> if u havent killed a person good enopugh to make them pee before they die
35:00 <omfgbbqafk> not worth doing
35:00 <doctor> It's worse when they put female deodorant on to cover it aswell
35:00 <Floss> i love when the convo goes "i cant tonight hun im on my period" "that ok i dont mind" "WELL I FUCKING DO YOU ASSHOLE"
35:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10288702_796651363678765_308163832409241892_n.jpg
35:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> can you mod a vagde like you can with nerf guns to make them more powerful
36:00 <doctor> not sure, seems risky
36:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> maybe nature put in safety features
36:00 <cYbR> just take the restricter out
36:00 <Floss> lol
36:00 <omfgbbqafk> The_Baron, no other pics of breakfast today?
36:00 <Floss> muff-ler
36:00 <Floss> im funny
36:00 <The_Baron> omfgbbqafk nah
36:00 <Mew> have you ever made a taser out of one of those electric fly swatters you get from cheapy shops
36:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> yeap, girl right there )
36:00 <cYbR> lol
36:00 <omfgbbqafk> i have made one out of asn old camera fl;ash
36:00 <omfgbbqafk> knocked the guy out for a few mins
37:00 <cYbR> I made a taser sort of thing out of YEP a disposable camera :D
37:00 <cYbR> it hurts good
37:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> they always state afterwards theyre funny teehee
37:00 <Mew> omg are you serious
37:00 <Mew> ive got those old camera flashes
37:00 <Mew> 4 of em
37:00 <Floss> so how long you been in beauty school? well tonight were doing FACIALS! :D
37:00 <Floss> giggity
37:00 <omfgbbqafk> mew u use an old flash from a camera
37:00 <The_Baron> reminds me though, gotta charge the battery on the camera
37:00 <omfgbbqafk> detach the bulb
37:00 <omfgbbqafk> tighten wires to 2 screws through a piece of timber
37:00 <cYbR> then touch the wires that'd normally power the bump to some ginger kid and watch him dance
37:00 <omfgbbqafk> turn on
37:00 <cYbR> *bulb
37:00 <The_Baron> fly swatters are no fun
37:00 <omfgbbqafk> wait for flash to be ready
38:00 <omfgbbqafk> hit some fucker
38:00 <cYbR> i love the noise it makes, the little squeal
38:00 <Floss> i should try have a little sleep
38:00 <Mew> a lil sleepi
38:00 <The_Baron> http://www.amazon.com/BUG-A-SALT-Fire-Your-Fly-Swatter/dp/B00AB88UDA
38:00 <omfgbbqafk> i would sleep but i have 2 girls running around playing chasings
38:00 <The_Baron> this is what I want for summer, would be so fun killing flies like this
38:00 <Floss> yeh got more clients at 3 just come home to rest a bit
38:00 <omfgbbqafk> sexual clients?
39:00 <Floss> yeah sure why not
39:00 <omfgbbqafk> hot
39:00 <omfgbbqafk> i only work retail so i have to dream
39:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i want to make a vest that will recharge my iphone if i get tasered. if im out in public and battery is dying ill just harass cops
39:00 <Floss> rofl
39:00 <The_Baron> how would u regulate the current though?
39:00 <The_Baron> coz sounds like that would just blow out the battery
39:00 <Floss> eleborate device and pain/ spare battery
39:00 <Floss> yup id go with pain
39:00 <doctor> wouldn't take much to piss them off these days i'd imagine
40:00 <doctor> just ask them about their day and that should be enough
40:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> ill just use a flyx capacitor
40:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> flux
40:00 <omfgbbqafk> just walk around with a backpack and drop it
40:00 <The_Baron> there are schematics out there however for making taser proof suits
40:00 <Floss> my nose hurts from tissues
40:00 <Floss> i need to have a whinge
40:00 <The_Baron> though none I have found that will reverse the current so u can shock the copper
40:00 <The_Baron> that would be cool
40:00 <omfgbbqafk> i have gone through a box today floss
40:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> lol The_Baron 
40:00 <cYbR> you wouldn't be able to, the taser has a rubber handle
40:00 <The_Baron> yeah that's also another good point
40:00 <Shadowgate> omfgbbqafk a minor nick change detected
40:00 <Floss> ppl keep saying"have u had a cold n flu tab" im like no... cause im not a gullible cunt
41:00 <omfgbbqafk> i have been shot with a taser
41:00 <Floss> "oh well thats y ur still sick"
41:00 <omfgbbqafk> not much fun
41:00 <The_Baron> cold and flu meds are usually bs
41:00 <Floss> only work cause of paracetamol
41:00 <Floss> so ive taken panadol for fever
41:00 <Shadowgate> aww floss
41:00 <Floss> and now just riding it out
41:00 <The_Baron> however pre-emptive use of things like zinc and vitamin C will stop ya getting a really bad cold
41:00 <Floss> but it SUCKS
42:00 <Floss> yeah baron i usually do cause im around people so much... plus the flu shot ive been meaning to get
42:00 <omfgbbqafk> yeah i have been doing the same
42:00 <Floss> ugh
42:00 <omfgbbqafk> miley is on antibiotics
42:00 <omfgbbqafk> i am just winging it
42:00 <Floss> yeh chest infections might need a bit more
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> WINNING!
42:00 <PandasDontDrive>  lol
42:00 <Mew> i dont even like taking antibiotics
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like
42:00 <omfgbbqafk> j shhhhh
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> have been robbed
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's cool
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> but knowing picard
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> is picarding
43:00 <omfgbbqafk> j shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> makes me smile.
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> y?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
43:00 <Floss> say what
43:00 <Mew> hahaha
43:00 <omfgbbqafk> oi j i dont even have a 360 anymore
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> YOU NEVER TAKE ME ANYWHERE JOSH!
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
43:00 <omfgbbqafk> cause i am sick j
43:00 <omfgbbqafk> lol
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got robbed by a nigger 375 bucks
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt even want my wallet
43:00 <omfgbbqafk> lol how
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> so?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> how
44:00 <The_Baron> what I never understood is why large businesses don't put a hepifilter on their air conditioning ducts?
44:00 <omfgbbqafk> nigger or abo
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> walk up behind me put a knife in my back is how
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> 9am
44:00 <Mew> there is a god
44:00 <Mew> and he is good
44:00 <Floss> baron cause some businesses have no aircon lol
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you should shut the fuck up ellie
44:00 <Floss> my building is a million years old
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> your boyfirned
44:00 <The_Baron> Floss, but I mean the ones that do
44:00 <omfgbbqafk> why did u have that much in your wallet
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> is dog enough
44:00 <The_Baron> like my missus, she works at Kmart
44:00 <The_Baron> gets sick a fuckload
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> he wouldnt pay to fix my kitchen
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> after he fucked the floor.
44:00 <The_Baron> coz of the air conditioners re-circulating that filthy air
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> with his drug addict shit
44:00 <omfgbbqafk> he fucked on the floor?
45:00 <omfgbbqafk> cum stains?
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
45:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> but the english came here 200 years ago and abos slept outside
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> he spilt his hash oil all over it
45:00 <Floss> yeah i worked in healthcare for 7 years we had to use aircon rather than open windows
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ellie
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> is a fat arse slag
45:00 <Floss> it was basically a law
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> srs
45:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> how can it be millions of years old
45:00 <omfgbbqafk> j why did u have cash
45:00 <Mew> yew so mental
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> she might hold her tits up in that pic
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck you ellie
45:00 <Floss> coz i said it is so it is.
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> you've gone about spreading rumours abour me
45:00 <omfgbbqafk> mmmmm boobs
45:00 <Floss> and what i say goes
45:00 <Floss> and if u dont like it then go to your room
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> n when i mention the girls bf name
46:00 <omfgbbqafk> i am in my room floss
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> u say it must be someone else
46:00 <Mew> lmfao @ losing $375 of your $500 centrelink payment
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont bash chicks
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
46:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> my room is 100 years old
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> least I MAKE REAL MONEY
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> what do you do
46:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> more plausible
46:00 <omfgbbqafk> i whore myself
46:00 <Floss> lol
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> feed ur kid shit from the bins of neighbours?
46:00 <Floss> i sell doors door to door
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> srs Ellie, Mew
46:00 <Mew> i have a job lol
46:00 <omfgbbqafk> i dont mke much money
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur the worst bogan there is besides Ben
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> if Ben has one
47:00 <omfgbbqafk> but it pays for hiv tests
47:00 <Mew> i was a little delayed in my prediction but you were going to go spaz eventually
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> send me the money I had to pay for my kitchen floor.
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> dog cunts
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> i pity your kid
47:00 <Mew> howcome
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> be raised by you two
47:00 <Floss> umm
47:00 <Floss> what now.
47:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> what i thought panda was talking about gta
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm the only one in here
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> knows ur bf
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> met u
47:00 <Mew> i know my bf
47:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> the robbery
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> knows how u cunts are IRL
48:00 <Floss> panda are you on the meth
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer u know the chins and chin up everyday
48:00 <Mew> lmfao
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> good for u cunt
48:00 <omfgbbqafk> i cant do chin ups
48:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> hes been weirder than normal past 48!hours
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> ellie
48:00 <Mew> bipolar bears
48:00 <omfgbbqafk> i am too fat
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> the log u got
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> that was a friend of ours
48:00 <Floss> CRACK PANDA
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> starts with a... D
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> hates the fuck outta you too
48:00 <doctor> i can do 15 or so last time i checked
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> was over that night
48:00 <Mew> hes mental
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> typed hella shit to u
49:00 <omfgbbqafk> doctor wanna make out?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw
49:00 <Floss> what in the bloody hell are you waffling on about mate
49:00 <doctor> sure
49:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> deadpandadolls
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew is just a bogan loser
49:00 <Mew> typin hella shit bru
49:00 <Floss> LOOK OUT
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> ask ben
49:00 <Floss> THE PANDA IS ON A SOAPBOX
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> now he HAS A JOB
49:00 <omfgbbqafk> days of irc life
49:00 <The_Baron> Panda, how are u making serious money btw?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> SEND ME THE SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLARS
49:00 <The_Baron> thought u weren't working currently
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> IT COST KME TO REPLACE MY FLOOR!
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> okay?
49:00 <omfgbbqafk> oi j was it vinyl?
49:00 <Floss> THEN DONT SPERM ON IT
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> is that okay
49:00 <Mew> suck me off
49:00 <Mew> you shall recieve no money
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> Hash oil smoking fucking loser.
50:00 <Mew> you poor robbed mental cunt
50:00 <Mew> LOL
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit I wont
50:00 <omfgbbqafk> oi j
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> YOU DONT HAVE MONEY
50:00 <omfgbbqafk> was it a vinyl floor
50:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> "loser" and especially "looser" is just another gambler-pliventism
50:00 <omfgbbqafk> ?
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer bro
50:00 <omfgbbqafk> oh
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> J it was
50:00 <omfgbbqafk> u got ripped off
50:00 <Mew> i have over $5K in my account right now lol
50:00 <omfgbbqafk> how big was it?
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ben is a loser does loser work
50:00 <ShadowLurker> whos loose
50:00 <doctor> i'm a pretty loose loser
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> you got fucked up the duff
50:00 <Floss> loosey goosey
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> n ur kid is gonna be a loser in life
50:00 <Floss> panda wtf dude
50:00 <ShadowLurker> wait wait
50:00 <doctor> i'm not tight, that's for sure
50:00 <Floss> chill out man
50:00 <ShadowLurker> he's a loser for working
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wish to GOD sombody wil take the kid off of u
51:00 <ShadowLurker> and the one calling said loser is a jobless bum
51:00 <ShadowLurker> (y)
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> ShadowLurker you never knew him
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> im9 not jobless
51:00 <omfgbbqafk> j i have laid 3 bedrooms with vunyl for less than $700
51:00 <Floss> come do my shop then
51:00 <omfgbbqafk> i think u got ripped
51:00 <Floss> they quoted me like 2 fucking grand
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm abot to scriptwrite for a comic publisher
51:00 <omfgbbqafk> lol
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> so dont call me shit ShadowLurker
51:00 <Floss> i was like NO THAT DAYLIGHT ROBBERY
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> u fkn lurk here
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> u never talk
51:00 <Mew> thats a nice story pandas
51:00 <ShadowLurker> cool story
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer ellie?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> how about
51:00 <ShadowLurker> can you email me the rest
51:00 <doctor> this day and age you either go without or do it yourself
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont handbra ur tits
52:00 <omfgbbqafk> floss i am a qualified builder/joiner, used to lay carpet and vinyl, sand timber floors
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> and let them HAAANNNG
52:00 <Floss> shadowlurker panda has been chucking a wobnly for a little while
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> n ur bf
52:00 <Floss> we are all confused
52:00 <omfgbbqafk> just did a job who was quoted $7000
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> useless fucking waste
52:00 <omfgbbqafk> cost him less than $2000
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> owes me money.
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> deadbeat
52:00 <omfgbbqafk> and i made gtood money
52:00 <Mew> are you jelly of my boobs
52:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh he does that Floss
52:00 <Floss> "has problems so ranges on IRC"
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> no lol i seen a pic
52:00 <Floss> thats a failboat
52:00 <ShadowLurker> just flies off the handle
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> they hang like pototato sacks
52:00 <cYbR> i'm jelly of your boobs
52:00 <Floss> lol ranges
52:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> look ive got a comic deal soon. i get my artist brother to draw stick figures and i write text in speech bubbles and stuff like "loooooooser"
52:00 <Floss> homo on the range
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> cept when u holdem up
52:00 <omfgbbqafk> i have a 100sqm floor to do in a few weeks
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> i liked sezz boobs the most
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i seen urs
53:00 <omfgbbqafk> people usually cost aroung $50psm
53:00 <Floss> so u do flooring omfg
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant believe u two havea kid
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> pity the kid man
53:00 <omfgbbqafk> i charge like $10
53:00 <Floss> PANDS SHUSH NOW
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> DYLAN WAS RIGHT
53:00 <Floss> HUSH KITTY
53:00 <omfgbbqafk> yeah i do floss
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> FOR THAT SHIT
53:00 <Floss> SOFT KITTY
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> he said
53:00 <Mew> hes lost it lol
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> n u fucking psted the log here
53:00 <Mew> welcome to the next 3 hours everyone
53:00 <omfgbbqafk> LITTLE BALL OF FUR
53:00 <Mew> its gon b lyk dis
53:00 <ShadowLurker> dis cunt
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> man everyone here hates u!
53:00 <doctor> might have a snooze
53:00 <cYbR> how big are your nipples mew
53:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> groundlog day
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck up ShadowLurker
53:00 <Floss> SHUSH!
54:00 <cYbR> thats sort of the decider for me
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> you fat piece of wannabe nineties trash
54:00 <omfgbbqafk> j u are making me want to drink more
54:00 <ShadowLurker> rage harder mate
54:00 <omfgbbqafk> and i have miley
54:00 <The_Baron> Mew, just show a pic of ur tits free standing to dispell duch libelous claims
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> like you watch too many Winona mo9vies
54:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> lol
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> movies*
54:00 <omfgbbqafk> i cant read so fast
54:00 <The_Baron> ::P
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn loser
54:00 <omfgbbqafk> need more drinks
54:00 <Floss> lol omfg me niether
54:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> come on mew
54:00 <omfgbbqafk> u will turn me into an alcho
54:00 <Floss> my eyes are too watery to read it all
54:00 <Floss> i get panda blah blah whinge
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao J
54:00 <Floss> then everyone else
54:00 <ShadowLurker> i barely read half of it
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahaha
54:00 <doctor> beer oclock starts at 4 for me
55:00 <Mew> oooo 99.8 on my towie torrent
55:00 <omfgbbqafk> j i think u need to leave irc
55:00 <Floss> lol
55:00 <Floss> whats mine...
55:00 <doctor> might start at 3:30 if I'm feeling naughty
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> oooer ellie
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur doing something in life!
55:00 <Floss> 44.7%
55:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
55:00 <omfgbbqafk> take a few min and come back
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> besides working making coffee like five seconds a week
55:00 <omfgbbqafk> have a smoke
55:00 <ShadowLurker> batter than raging on irc
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo ellie
55:00 <Floss> so omfg i got quoted commercial grade lino
55:00 <ShadowLurker> (y)
55:00 <Mew> downloading a torrent is not doing something in life lol
55:00 <omfgbbqafk> oh
55:00 <Floss> dunno if that makes a dfference
55:00 <omfgbbqafk> yeah
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mother worked her whole life
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> my sons mother
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> the same
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> and yes i see him
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> but not like u and ben
55:00 <Mew> bec?
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> u faggots dont give a shit
56:00 <Floss> but honestly i would just get normal grade and put rugs down
56:00 <Mew> she thinks you're a dickhead lol
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer BEC
56:00 <ShadowLurker> lol what
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> REBECCA
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> you two cunts
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> u just go fuck in the scrub
56:00 <Mew> have you not taken your meds today?
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> andshit and shit
56:00 <ShadowLurker> clearly not
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> like dylan said
56:00 <Mew> hes extra mental
56:00 <ShadowLurker> dole cheques not in yet
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> i feel sorry for your kid.
56:00 <Mew> every time he gets a bit worse
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn thing
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> deserves better
56:00 <Mew> didnt you see ShadowLurker?
57:00 <ShadowLurker> see what
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ellie dont even try to attempt it
57:00 <Mew> he got his $500 dole cheque the other day and he got robbed this morning and had $375 nicked lmfao
57:00 <Mew> karma
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> your bf owes me hundreds of dollars
57:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> and wont pay it
57:00 <Mew> how good is that
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> drug addict
57:00 <Mew> i didnt even have to lift a finger
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> little whore got knocked up
57:00 <Mew> and life bums him for me
57:00 <Mew> thx life
57:00 <Mew> <3
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> feel sorry for the kid
57:00 <ShadowLurker> thats pot kettle etc
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> grow up with parents like that
57:00 <Mew> poetic justice
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw isnt ShadowLurker
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk you know about me Paulie
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> you fat faggot
58:00 <ShadowLurker> there we go
58:00 <ShadowLurker> fat card
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's the hair colour today?
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
58:00 <ShadowLurker> oh hair colour card
58:00 <ShadowLurker> nice
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm done with ellie now.
58:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> generally guys on irc dont call people by their realnames
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> so
58:00 <ShadowLurker> what else mate
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's me and you
58:00 <ShadowLurker> ha
58:00 <ShadowLurker> nah
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> since you wanted to fucking talk
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> seriously
58:00 <Mew> hey pandas maybe if you werent such a mental retard you wouldnt have been robbed
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> have no problem with you
58:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> kinda like forced familiarity here
58:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
59:00 <Mew> they go for the weak
59:00 <ShadowLurker> too bad its not reciprocated
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ellie
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont talk shit
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> you spread the rumour i bashed jamie
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> i said jaimee lee
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> i said adam her bf
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> u said it must be another jamie
59:00 <Floss> i bashed jamie.
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> U TALK SHIT
59:00 <Floss> ill admit it.
59:00 <Floss> whos jamie.
59:00 <ShadowLurker> yeah we all know you bash chicks
59:00 <Mew> hey did you know you're nuts
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur fkn obsessed u went to fucken ENZOS
00:00 <Mew> theres been more than one occasion where you've bashed chicks
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> AS IF THEY WOULD GIVE U MY DETAILS
00:00 <Mew> you never worked at enzos lol
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur fucking obsessed
00:00 <Mew> that was one of your irc stories
00:00 <Mew> remember
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's the next fiction about me gonna be ellie
00:00 <Mew> im gonna call it "Twilight: The Angry Moon"
00:00 <fawks> .
00:00 <fawks> LOL
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> u lu let ur kid stroll the island with permission while u sit here writing fucking NON-FICTION
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> loser man
01:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> it would be that panda has no neurosis
01:00 <fawks> u lu
01:00 <Mew> u lu u lu
01:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> looooooooser
01:00 <fawks> xm
01:00 <Mew> if its non fiction doesnt that mean its true
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's actually a point
01:00 <fawks> writeme a song ty
01:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's called a deceivement.
01:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahahah
01:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> what genre faux
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> you place a point at the start of a sentence
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway
02:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> this be for class?
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> uneducated shit like you
02:00 <fawks> no
02:00 <fawks> just for me
02:00 <fawks> lol
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> fox
02:00 <Mew> im just writing non-fiction okay
02:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> haha
02:00 <fawks> surprise me
02:00 <fawks> :D
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> y u ju,p on the wagon
02:00 <ShadowLurker> i bet hes shifting in his seat right now with a tightening feeling
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur a fkn artist dude
02:00 <ShadowLurker> raging
02:00 <Mew> are you drunk pandas?
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> jump*
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
02:00 <Mew> i bet hes got clenched fists ready to pummel his bathroom door for the 4th time from irc rage
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
02:00 <Mew> SO ANGRY
02:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
03:00 <Mew> GIRL ON INTERNET MAKE ME MAD
03:00 <Mew> RAAAAA
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> i am like, inclined to just say
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ellie
03:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> ill call it i want to cedar girl i left behind in lebanon
03:00 <fawks> im an artist .. and youre umeployed whats your point
03:00 <Mew> okay you may say ellie
03:00 <ShadowLurker> much angry, so rage, many anger
03:00 <fawks> LOL XM
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> why wont ben pay me for my kitchen floor, now that he has a job?
03:00 <fawks> lolll
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm?
03:00 <fawks> daylightdrunkiez
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> u can what pay for your kid in what fucking gumnuts?
03:00 <The_Baron> wtf is this with the kitchen floor?
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> Dylan was right to write that shit u posted
04:00 <ShadowLurker> hes not even making sense now
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn loser.
04:00 <ShadowLurker> you broken him
04:00 <Mew> ben got hash oil on PandasDontDrive's kitchen floor about 8 years ago The_Baron 
04:00 <fawks> he spilt some satay peanut butter spaghetti on it and wants ben 2 pay
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> ShadowLurker
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> stfu dude
04:00 <ShadowLurker> mmmm nah i dont think i will
04:00 <Mew> maybe even 9 years ago
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> 9?
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> oookaaayyy
04:00 <Mew> i dunno what year was it?
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew cannot count
04:00 <Mew> i think i was 15
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> clap clap
04:00 <Mew> so 2005
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
05:00 <fawks> wow
05:00 <Mew> yeah it was 2005
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> Why won't your boyfriend Ben a.k.a. Pirate
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> pay for my kitchen floor
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> since he is a responsible father.
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> ????
05:00 <Mew> because it makes us heaps happier knowing you had to pay for it yourself
05:00 <cYbR> Mew you're the same age as me!
05:00 <Mew> im actually so happy right now
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> irl
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> nobody likes you
05:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> its y dyols went oawns
05:00 <cYbR> We should get married imo
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> n ur a loser
06:00 <Floss> pandaSTAHP
06:00 <Mew> LMFAO
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> n ur kid is gonna suck dick
06:00 <ShadowLurker> how does paying for someone elses floor make you a bad parent
06:00 <Mew> its y dyols went oawns
06:00 <fawks> its y dyols went oawns
06:00 <ShadowLurker> what
06:00 <Mew> that needs to be a topic
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> a lot of dick!
06:00 <fawks> lmao
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> pce f now
06:00 <Floss> lol
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> was fun
06:00 <Floss> mew had a derp moment
06:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> has pnda ever raged like this before
06:00 <Mew> smoke bru
06:00 <Mew> ciggie break huhuhu
06:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
06:00 <Mew> yeah all the time
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> No I have a real writing career
06:00 <Floss> ive never seen it
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> so suck my dick
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> you fat slag.
06:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> for me this is the worst ive seen from him
06:00 <ShadowLurker> LOLOLOLOL
06:00 <druff> dicks?
06:00 <Floss> Nonsense by a Deranged Panda
07:00 <fawks> LOL
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbl
07:00 <druff> where
07:00 <fawks> theres been worse  xm
07:00 <cYbR> pands said I'm a good writer
07:00 <Floss> A Novel by PandasDontDrive
07:00 <cYbR> thanks pands.
07:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
07:00 <cYbR> <3
07:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> in terms of persistence over days
07:00 <Mew> you cant even type properly in a chat room how do you have a writing career lmfao
07:00 <cYbR> rofl
07:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
07:00 <Floss> I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES AND TISSUES SHOVVED IN MY NOSTRILS AND I A LEGIBLE
07:00 <Floss> BAD PANDA
07:00 <ShadowLurker> its lies
07:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> yeh i can go on about his writing and style
07:00 <ShadowLurker> writes in crayon
07:00 <Floss> lol
08:00 <Floss> in a fist
08:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i could probably write a better book and writing isnt even my forte
08:00 <fawks> panadeine forte
08:00 <Mew> "The Life and Times of its y dyols went oawns"
08:00 <Floss> "This is my Poop" by Floss
08:00 <Floss> its a picture book
08:00 <cYbR> if I post the first bit of my book will you guys read it?
08:00 <fawks> yes
08:00 <ShadowLurker> no
08:00 <fawks> is there boobs
08:00 <ShadowLurker> tl;dr;
08:00 <crash> cYbR sure
08:00 <Floss> lol mew
09:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> can you list me in your dedications
09:00 <fawks> ritn 4 da irc
09:00 <cYbR> kk
09:00 <cYbR> hold on ill pdf it
10:00 <druff> sif be literate on irc
10:00 <Floss> i has the literatez
10:00 <ShadowLurker> did his head just explode
10:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> "and to xm for his consistent support and clicking on spellchecker"
10:00 <Floss> haz*
10:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> do it in reverse alphabetical
10:00 <Floss> ugh my head hurts :(
10:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> so xm comes first
11:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> unless you have a friend called zorba the great
11:00 <Floss> someone take care of me
11:00 <Floss> peel my grapes
12:00 <Floss> sing soft kitty to me
12:00 <crash> cYbR what genre anyway ?
12:00 <Googie85> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Q_vGU-0T4
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: iOS 4.1 Jailbroken (Pieter) (Sep 21, 2010) 2:15 - Category: - 677 views - 1 likes (7.7%), 12 dislikes (92.3%)
13:00 <cYbR> http://tanglesgaming.com/Avalanche.pdf
13:00 <cYbR> sci-fi
13:00 <crash> cheers
14:00 <Floss> Pieter?
14:00 <Googie85> lolz
14:00 <Googie85> yep
14:00 <cYbR> point out any typos or errors pls
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> I said
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> already
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> submit it to a sci-fi magazine
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> online or irl
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> get published.
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> You have have talent.
15:00 <Mew> Have have.
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> post to ppl that are chatting now, wouldn't comprehend what writing is dude.
16:00 <cYbR> thanks thanks
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^like her.
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> dumb as dumbo without the ears to fly through life, see, bitch couldn't live with irc
16:00 <cYbR> harsh man, she seems pretty cool
16:00 <The_Baron> wait up, so hash oil stained the lino or something?
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw she isnt
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> trust me
17:00 <crash> its not bad cYbR
17:00 <cYbR> specially if she puts up with your shit ;D
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> tho
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> cYbR
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> business
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> b4 friendship
17:00 <crash> think you get a little to descriptive though
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol yer
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> i will
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> pm k
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill feel so embarrassed cause it was a first draft hah
18:00 <Mew> yeah The_Baron 
19:00 <The_Baron> why didn't yaz just clean it up before it stained?
20:00 <The_Baron> I used to get hash oil stains everywhere, just had to use rubbing alcohol
20:00 <The_Baron> or isocool
20:00 <Mew> yeah he obviously never tried cleaning it off lol
21:00 <crash> wb
21:00 <cYbR> thx
21:00 <cYbR> i've actually got an outage here
21:00 <Floss> so that youtube video further up is about pieter?
22:00 <Mew> that IS pieter lol
22:00 <Floss> oh ok ill have a look
22:00 <druff> testicles
24:00 <Floss> lol effing this effing that
24:00 <cYbR> damn these IP phones *shakes fist*
24:00 <Floss> super professional
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> [14:50] <Mew> yeah he obviously never tried cleaning it off lol
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> because hash oil
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> doesnt burn into it
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> you dumb fucking bitch.
27:00 <Floss> woah
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> I still pity your kid.
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> depends on the surfuce
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> omfgbbqhax
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> J
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur a man and a good dad
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> better than that
27:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> A GREAT DAD
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes but it depends j
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> so dude
28:00 <cYbR> so crash too descriptive you reckon?
28:00 <doctor> if 2100 is 37% how do I figure out 100%?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> i will shutup bro
28:00 <cYbR> which parts?'
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> cYbR
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have worked in the flooring industry for amny years
28:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1911612_1426396200940644_18176704_n.jpg <---pieters wet dreams
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> many
28:00 <cYbR> i know PandasDontDrive you love it :P
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> u want to be publushed?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> luushhh
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea j
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> is y i found when u said earlier
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> n thoght
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> y didnt fat ass mews bf
28:00 <Floss> omg baron
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> just pay me
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> for fucking up shit i had to pay for
29:00 <Floss> how much would that bag have cost?
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah but if it was an insurance claim
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> it would cost more
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> and unless he was on lease
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> there is nothing that can be done
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> it wasnt an insurrance
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> was he on the lease?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean i have home n content
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> but this is rent
29:00 <Mew> on the lease lmdao
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i hadda get reflooed
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> if he was on the lease u can take it to small claims
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> U rent Ellie
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> shut up bitch.
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> but other than that there is nothing u can do
30:00 <Floss> im just gunna read for a while too tired to type
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> bno shit
30:00 <Floss> carry on
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> i can offer help from people for aboput $200 to recover the money
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> if that shit ever happens again
30:00 <Mew> hes never lived there we were over one day and everyone was in the kitchen and some of obv landed on the floor
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice man
30:00 <Mew> he didnt mention at the time that this spot on the floor was going to torment him for 8 years
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> you and ben
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> were NEVER
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> over my place together
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont talk shit 
31:00 <Mew> ....
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> if it was vinayl u can cut it out and replace the spot
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> like $40 at most
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> vinyl
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> u came over to get drugs off of dylan and that was it
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> n dyls n ben n ben fucking shit up
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> diff story
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> so dont go around
31:00 <Mew> it was lino
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> dont supply drugs
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> like u did Ellie
31:00 <PietSAbabe> Freekin Citibank have credit card offers of only 8% pa
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> saying i bashed a chick
32:00 <PietSAbabe> Ive never seen an interest rate so fucking low on a credit card
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> then u say it must be a diff person
32:00 <Mew> i was there the hash oil day lol
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> when I mention her bfs name
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> you talk SHIT
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> HOW DID I BASH JAMIEE LEE?
32:00 <Mew> me and nikita had some and walked to the shops to get wedges with sweet chilli n sour cream and the whole walk there felt like the road was a giant treadmill cos we were so high
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> what lino was it?
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> square stuff?
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> Tell the story bitch
32:00 <Mew> i remember it vividly
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> oi j
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> and how you made it up
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> and how
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> Adam
33:00 <Mew> your neighbours from upstairs gave us the hash oil in little caps
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> whom?
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> what did the lino look like?
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> Candice?
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ellie
33:00 <cYbR> um im just saying
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> you gotta kid dude
33:00 <cYbR> but I want to hang out with you guys :D
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> go be a mum man
33:00 <Mew> not your current neighbours you weirdo lol
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mum
33:00 <Mew> your neighbours 8 years ago
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> never spent time wasting
33:00 <Mew> it was two guys living upstairs
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> you suck as a mother btw.
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> mums bday
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> i suck as a dad
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> yesterday'
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am on irc
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> while miley is here
34:00 <cYbR> I suck as an IT guy
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i spent 1238
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> on her
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> can u afford that
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> I CAN!
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> i cant
34:00 <Mew> thats a pretty precise number
34:00 <Mew> what did you get for her?
34:00 <Mew> or is that a secret 
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope
34:00 <PietSAbabe> Why are you trying to convince them with what they already know PandasDontDrive?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> let u stew aye aye for a bit
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey piet
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> okay woman.
35:00 <PietSAbabe> Normal behaviour has no part in here
35:00 <Mew> oh its another irc story
35:00 <Mew> i understand lol
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am lost
35:00 <ShadowLurker> here we go
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> brb going to be a good dad
35:00 <ShadowLurker> another liar
35:00 <PietSAbabe> Mew
36:00 <joshmiley> wtf
36:00 <joshmiley> are u trying to be funny?
36:00 <PietSAbabe> people are funny here?
36:00 <cYbR> ha just kidding.
36:00 <joshmiley> because that seems an insult to me and my daughter
37:00 <PietSAbabe> hrm
37:00 <PietSAbabe> and itsq c Yb Pr aint it ?
37:00 <guysmiley> how is guy smiley an insult to you and your daughter 
37:00 <guysmiley> hes a muppet
37:00 <guysmiley> you idiot lol
37:00 <guysmiley> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Smiley
37:00 <joshmiley> well all i saw was miley
37:00 <joshmiley> sorry
37:00 <joshmiley> anyway
38:00 <joshmiley> bbl
39:00 <guysmiley> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBf2v4mLM8k
39:00 <joshmiley> who put the pic up of the drugs?
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ellie Goulding - Starry Eyed (Jul 28, 2011) 3:02 - Category: - 26,236,480 views - 129,910 likes (95.6%), 5,957 dislikes (4.4%)
39:00 <joshmiley> oh it was sam
39:00 <joshmiley> that person likes cheese
39:00 <joshmiley> anyway
40:00 <joshmiley> bbl
40:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> 1238 ... 123 consecutive numbers ..1x2^3=8
40:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i see a pattern emerging gais
41:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> this is where your high IQ betrays you PandasDontDrive 
41:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> you need a random number generator
41:00 <crash> cYbR will your sci-fi story be short or longish ?
41:00 <guysmiley> LOL
43:00 <PietSAbabe> hey PandasDontDrive
43:00 <PietSAbabe> wanna know what my killer new cyber attack is ?
43:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> yeah just splashed some cash with a date. spent $31,415 ;)
43:00 <cYbR> medium length I guess crash 
44:00 <PietSAbabe> its telling someone that they're a dick and its true cos I said it n man  I feel like superman calling people dicks , cos they really are dicks ya know , dicks!
44:00 <Googie85> i wonder about that too PietSAbabe
45:00 <Googie85> suck it
45:00 <PietSAbabe> Anyway , theres some pidgeons just ouside my window , so yeh , i dont know the birds personally but im gonna go verbally attack em
45:00 <PietSAbabe> bbl
45:00 <cYbR> call them names
46:00 <cYbR> tell they're inferior to other birds
46:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> dont call them doves
46:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> semantics yanno
46:00 <guysmiley> call them flying rats
46:00 <guysmiley> fuck off ya flyin rats ya eatin all me fuckin pineapples
47:00 <Googie85> rofl
47:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> used to be a fuckin pienappl...now its a salad
48:00 <PietSAbabe> BURN~!
49:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i did warn ya about chlamydia
49:00 <PietSAbabe> and i love how you spell it pienapple , why do you feel the need to live within peoples shadoiws ?
49:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> coz i dun want skin cancer , melanoms n all
49:00 <PietSAbabe> others said it before you , do you jusqt rip off other peoples comments n sell it as ya own ?
49:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> hidin from da sun
50:00 <PietSAbabe> hrm
50:00 <PietSAbabe> I think the sun is hiding from you
50:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> it's only 200m
50:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> it should be easy
50:00 <PietSAbabe> stop telling yoursqelf that you may be of some kinda value 
50:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> and i understand why it would fear me
50:00 <PietSAbabe> it doesnt4 fear you
50:00 <PietSAbabe> ya know when ya walk down the street
50:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> ya?
50:00 <PietSAbabe> n walk past a retard
50:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> yeh?
51:00 <PietSAbabe> ya dont then turn around walk behind em and immitate em
51:00 <PietSAbabe> nup , you ignore it and continue on
51:00 <cYbR> god damn... dodgy interwebs
51:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> so if an actor immitates a an autist like in rainman
51:00 <PietSAbabe> the sun just wants nothing to do with youj
51:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> does he deserv an oscah?
51:00 <PietSAbabe> no fear , just not worh shining apon
52:00 <PietSAbabe> see rainman , 
52:00 <cYbR> here I am trying to IRC and my company is all like "our phones don't work, the entire company is without phones, fix it, nyerrr" whingers.
52:00 <PietSAbabe> im always throwin out rainman comments , ya only thought of it cos its something ya've seen a few times
52:00 <PietSAbabe> ertr
52:00 <PietSAbabe> learn how to setup asterix properly
52:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> piet ya even a better memegenerata than shakespear
52:00 <PietSAbabe> :)
52:00 <PietSAbabe> learn tro setup a crontab
53:00 <cYbR> here I am trying to IRC and my company is all like "our phones don't work, the entire company is without phones, fix it, nyerrr" whingers.
53:00 <dematerialised> here I am trying to IRC and my company is all like "our phones don't work, the entire company is without phones, fix it, nyerrr" whingers.
53:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> how large is teh company?
53:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> the*
53:00 <PietSAbabe> your company is #1 of fortune 500 companies
54:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> how large is the company? i hope you work for telemarkets
54:00 <PietSAbabe> Im gonna refer time magazine to you
54:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> put them out of action
54:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> :D
54:00 <PietSAbabe> if they contact you o publish you on the front cover , its ok
54:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> telemarketers*
54:00 <cYbR> lol no... small auction place. ~50 employees
54:00 <PietSAbabe> they'll photoshop all the ugly off
54:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> how large is the IT dept
54:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> in terms of people
54:00 <cYbR> we don't use asterix
54:00 <PietSAbabe> theres IT departments ?
54:00 <cYbR> ew, so old. get with it
54:00 <cYbR> it's just me
55:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> ok
55:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> maybe the pigeons outside of piet's windows were delivering messages
55:00 <PietSAbabe> Im gonna contact the IT department within my prius
55:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> and they were bills and he didnt want to deal with them
55:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> 'fuckin pigeones'
55:00 <PietSAbabe> youre thinking about parrots fool
55:00 <PietSAbabe> they're used to send messages
56:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> lol
56:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> stop it
56:00 <PietSAbabe> messenger pidgeons dont exist
56:00 <PietSAbabe> just cos flinstones n the other cartoons are on tv doesnt mean it isnt real
56:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> SQUAWKKKKKKKKKKKK!
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmm
56:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Happy Birthday Son!
57:00 <PietSAbabe> Anyway , gonna go remove the engine from the prius and zoom around like fred
57:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> Polly want a cracker?
57:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> like in the flintstones?
57:00 <PietSAbabe> Polly wants a customer
57:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> yes you go girl
57:00 <PietSAbabe> polly being a street worker
57:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> well they do go from home to home
57:00 <PietSAbabe> although yeh
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am a street worker
57:00 <PietSAbabe> polly is a cracker
58:00 <PietSAbabe> dunno why it be wanting another white crackwhore 
58:00 <PietSAbabe> I wanna make a crackwhore baby
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> technically i work at a place thats on a street
58:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> where do you learn all this stuff piet
58:00 <PietSAbabe> no, Im gonna make one
58:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> sun = radius of 200m
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> so i am a street worker
58:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> carrier parrots
58:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> etc etc
58:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> tell me
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> oi piet
58:00 <guysmiley> most people dont realise how small it is
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> i loved your vid
59:00 <PietSAbabe> what vid?
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> iphone vid
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
59:00 <PietSAbabe> oh heh
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> suck it
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> why did u hit yourself
59:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> well i can understand people being silly and thinking the Sun is about the same size as the moon
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> ??
00:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> as there's footage of man being on the moon and nearby...and in the sky they are roughly the same size hence eclipses
00:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> btu that still isnt 200m
00:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> it's quite strange
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmm
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> it is
01:00 <PietSAbabe> iw was quiote in a rush to  record that and youtube it cos it was the only way to prove that the reverse engineering is all one needs to be skilled at thus not requiring someone else to find the exploits n release the writes within an app
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> or the use of drugs
01:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> PietSAbabe: make another video
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> and the internet
01:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> any subject
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah i was upset he only had one vid
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am following him
02:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> how about on how to perform foot surgery -- and you put on GA -- but then you knock yourself out and cant do the rest
02:00 <PietSAbabe> what really pissed me off was everyone asking me for the damn rom and evedery time i setup a new torrent for it on piratebay n btjunkie n mininova , it would be done but 10 min later the torrent wont show , it was removed just as fast as I setup the fuckin thing
02:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> dont you just hate that
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> i do
02:00 <PietSAbabe> hrm 
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> i just hate that
03:00 <PietSAbabe> riight
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats why i use private torrent sites
03:00 <PietSAbabe> anyway , gotta go buhbyes again , enjoy not doing anything once again people:)
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> and then let people share it
03:00 <PietSAbabe> bbl
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> piet make a vid for me
03:00 <cYbR> C U
03:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> omfgbbqhax: there is another video but YouTube keeps removing it
04:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> he filmed it himself
04:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> in the dark
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> how to smoke crack?
04:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i shall explain no further
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> who was the vid of the guy kicking the door?
04:00 <PietSAbabe> yeh maybe later when mah neighbour gets home , wouldnt mind doing that then , shes quite fucking hot
04:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> chris / piet
04:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i mean
04:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> chris / peace
04:00 <PietSAbabe> but reminds me of a thai mid 30s hooker
04:00 <PietSAbabe> shes got that prostiute look to her
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> fuck her
04:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> who is now known as Lo
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> upload vid
04:00 <PietSAbabe> err already have
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> i wanna see vid
05:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> she's using you to get her to jail break her kids's iphone
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
05:00 <PietSAbabe> but thats not where i was going with that ... just  that yeh , she's quite hot , she'd make me even sexier ;)
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> loofs kid had an iphone jailbroken by piet
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> i saw the pic
05:00 <PietSAbabe> you truely need some therapy ProfessorHaroldHorowitz
05:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> PietSAbabe: already getting it. right here :)
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah i like comming on here because it makes me feel normal
06:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> one needs variety too
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> true
06:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> sometimes i even challenge myself and click on a dodgy BlackDevil link 
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> i do all the time when he tells me to
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> usually cocks
06:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> hehe
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> but i dont expect anything else from jon
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> sometimes he suprises me with boobs
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> not very often
08:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> after i finish my study here im giving the weirdoes here mars bars and $10 each for their time 
09:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> thank you
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> want my details?
09:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> no, you're not that crazy
09:00 <guysmiley>  http://www.radass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/fill-my-cup-boob-photo-gallery-03.jpg
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> mew i have miley next to me
09:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> im sorry but you're too sane
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> can i click?
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> wb lumeah
10:00 <Lumeah> Hey omfgbbqhax hey miley
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> thanx mew
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> miley just said "dad boobies"
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> its ok apparently i have big boobies to
11:00 <Lumeah> Lol. You don't have boobies. Lol
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes i do
11:00 <Lumeah> :p
12:00 <Lumeah> Oh crap have to do something be back. 
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
12:00 <guysmiley> didnt it say boobs in the link?
12:00 <guysmiley> i cant see it anymore
12:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i lost my boobs in 'nam.  got shot from the side by VCs and the military doctors had to perform a double masectomy because of an infection in the jungle
16:00 <partay> who is this male fuckwit ?
16:00 <dematerialised> exactly that
16:00 <dematerialised> PM'd everyone so far
16:00 <partay> cockhead stop spamming people as they join the channel
16:00 <dematerialised> some retard looking for his next irc hookup
17:00 <partay> [04:16 ] <Male> im not a fuckwit you aussie scum and its not a word either you bogan aussie pig, ignored anzac pig
17:00 <xm> oh
17:00 <xm> Superman
17:00 <cYbR> look out
17:00 <dematerialised> ah its that guy
17:00 <cYbR> badass alert
17:00 <dematerialised> yeah
19:00 <xm> looks like the word 'fuckwit' is his IRC kryptonite
20:00 <partay> hahahha
20:00 <partay> what a fuckwit
20:00 <cYbR> <cYbR> whats ur asl cutie
20:00 <cYbR> <cYbR> do u like sex
20:00 <cYbR> <cYbR> whats your phone number
20:00 <cYbR> <cYbR> can I come over
20:00 <cYbR> I didn't get a response from him :(
20:00 <xm> he knows your work phone system isnt reliable
20:00 <partay> i bet hes a just like pictard
20:00 <xm> he aint got no time for unreliable phone systems yo
20:00 <partay> a fat ugly cunt 
20:00 <cYbR> maybe it IS picard
20:00 <dematerialised> nah hes te I hate anzacs spamming scum that comes through every now and then
21:00 <partay> LOL
21:00 <partay> yah male is a fuckwit 
21:00 <Serenity> his name is chris
21:00 <partay> chris should be kicked and banned 
21:00 <Serenity> different chris from peace
22:00 <xm> male can see through anything, like superman, except his own bullshit that's dense like lead
22:00 <crash> why do people even type shit like that
23:00 <dematerialised> serious mental difficulties
23:00 <partay> small penis syndrome
23:00 <Serenity> he used to come on here as superman
24:00 <xm> there's a story behind the nickname. he felt that he needed to wear a disguise when trolling to protect his loved ones, so Skyped me while wearing undies over his head
24:00 <dematerialised> lol
24:00 <partay> lol
24:00 <partay> reverse superman
25:00 <Compton_Menace> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB979KMd6h4
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Compton Menace - Streets ft. Mistah Fab (Aug 26, 2013) 4:00 - Category: - 10,259 views - 85 likes (94.4%), 5 dislikes (5.6%)
26:00 <xm> im sure irl he's the mild mannered income reporter at centrelink
26:00 <xm> IRC is his true calling
26:00 <Serenity> he called himself superman cause hes obsessed with superman
27:00 <Serenity> I spoke to him years ago and he blew his jocks wheb I said I had a superman t shirt
27:00 <Floss> straight outta compton!!
27:00 <crash> never been fond of superman
28:00 <xm> i watched every single episode of Smallville :(
28:00 <Serenity> demonicbear and I had him going for months thinking she was in love with him
28:00 <Floss> [13:45] <Male> fairy floss
28:00 <Floss> [13:51] <Male> yeah be a rude aussie pig slut ur all the same, ignored aussie scum
28:00 <Serenity> until some slut ratted us out
28:00 <xm> joy killers
28:00 <xm> it's a serious crime
28:00 <crash> gday TheRon
28:00 <xm> the IRC snitch.
28:00 <crash> beer o clock already ?
29:00 <TheRon> yes!
29:00 <crash> swans and hawks tonight ?
32:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/GHULL7q.jpg
32:00 <Serenity> sigh
33:00 <TheRon> hawks ftw
33:00 <crash> not sure TheRon :P
33:00 <dematerialised> Serenity: qld and now victoria
33:00 <crash> what are sydney - 7th on the ladder or so
33:00 <dematerialised> you get around apparently :P
33:00 <Serenity> I sure get around hahah
33:00 <crash> think i looked it up last night at the pub
34:00 <Serenity> in such short spaces of timw
34:00 <TheRon> i don't necessarily care who wins 
34:00 <crash> brunswick - nice place
34:00 <crash> have to go there if i want to hook up with sluts
34:00 <TheRon> bridies?
34:00 <TheRon> sluts are the best
34:00 <Serenity> pity im in another state
35:00 <crash> TheRon i don't care who wins but i like to take a side in any game i watch
35:00 <Ana_Ng> isn't the point of sluts that you don't have to work hard to find them?
35:00 <TheRon> yes!
35:00 <TheRon> god bless them
35:00 <crash> never really picked brunswick as a slutty area
36:00 <Ana_Ng> i dont know these places
36:00 <TheRon> i'm a country boy so i have no idea
36:00 <TheRon> suburb in melbourne
37:00 <crash> probably a good area to work if you are a whore
37:00 <crash> not sure about sluts though
37:00 <TheRon> i know bridie o'reily's in brunswick thats it
38:00 <crash> i got some spare parts for my car from there :P
38:00 <crash> about it
39:00 <TheRon> you can take the boy of brunswick but you can't take brunswick out of the boy
39:00 <crash> haha
40:00 <Ana_Ng> brunswick is a bowling supplies company
40:00 <TheRon> yes!
42:00 <Serenity> Brunswick is a place full of cows and dairies in wa
43:00 <TheRon> a lot of woggy humour comes out of brunswick
45:00 <xm> <TheRon> god bless them <--- "Go forth my child and be generous as I have given you love aplenty"
48:00 <TheRon> simba almost 420
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> IT'S LKKE THE SKY OPENED AND GOD HANED YOU DIRECTLY TO ME
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> your legs are long and toned
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> you must be walking home
49:00 <doctor> would you try weed if ever the opportunity was there, TheRon?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love the way you r lips move
49:00 <TheRon> yes!
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> when you talk on your phone
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
49:00 <doctor> i think you'd like it
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> Cage - i never knew you
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> doctor you know this?
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> listen to it man :P
50:00 <TheRon> i don't like the bong smell
50:00 <doctor> in a biscuit then
50:00 <TheRon> possibly
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> and I will keeping to grasp and grab and the poor to horde them to our religion.
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> TheRon because thes ky opened.. and it is.. robe of suggestion time
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> do you agree doctor?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> can TheRon be one of us?
51:00 <TheRon> she don't use jelly or any of these
51:00 <doctor> he sure can
51:00 <TheRon> she uses vaseline
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> yyour legs are long and toned
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> you must be walking home
57:00 <TheRon> jump in my car
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love the way your lips mvewhen you're on your phone
57:00 <TheRon> i wanna take you home
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> TheRon
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> listen to this
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> Cage - i never knew you
58:00 <TheRon> i'm quite happy with dire straits thank you very much
00:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> rofl
02:00 <Mew> i just watched my last ep of towie :'(
02:00 <TheRon> whats that?
03:00 <Mew> a fake reality show lol
03:00 <Mew> i have to buy an 80s dressup costume
04:00 <TheRon> cher on the navy ship?
04:00 <Mew> hell no
04:00 <xm> pUNKY bREWSTER
04:00 <Mew> not even cher pulls that off
04:00 <Mew> http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/OTAwWDcyMA==/z/HM0AAOxyUI1TJ3rq/$_57.JPG
05:00 <TheRon> a robert palmer girl??
05:00 <xm> nah they had tied back black hair
06:00 <xm> you should know this
06:00 <Mew> http://deltasdazzlingcostumes.com.au/media/catalog/product/2/1/215358_starchild_sexy_1.jpg
06:00 <Compton_Menace> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB979KMd6h4
06:00 <TheRon> dress up as margaret thatcher
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Compton Menace - Streets ft. Mistah Fab (Aug 26, 2013) - Category: - 10,264 views - 85 likes (94.4%), 5 dislikes (5.6%)
07:00 <PietSAbabe> And fuck Im full of all sorts of awesome and I didnt even have to use a lil bit of my awesome to complete what needed to be done...
08:00 <TheRon> dress up as a bon jovi groupie
08:00 <PietSAbabe> When people refer to the silver screen I thought it was just another name for big screen or cinemas
08:00 <PietSAbabe> My screen is literally silver 
09:00 <TheRon> PietSAbabe: get a beer into you
09:00 <PietSAbabe> naa , not a drinker really
09:00 <TheRon> kinda my point
09:00 <PietSAbabe> was, but not any more
09:00 <PietSAbabe> a beer wont do a thing
09:00 <Lumeah> :(
12:00 <partay> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10256473_10152061318261231_3062946396276093098_n.jpg
13:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10348226_10201373178206049_8014291403307055217_n.jpg
15:00 <partay> mew
15:00 <partay> if you ever wore that... id have to fuck you silly 
16:00 <Mew> the kiss one
16:00 <Mew> ?
19:00 <partay> yes
20:00 <crash> what times kickoff TheRon?
21:00 <TheRon> 7.50
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
22:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
22:00 <doctor> riddle
22:00 <TheRon> hi
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> if mew looked like that i would be beating off right now and not drinking scotch
23:00 <xm> PietSAbabe, instead of trying to 'reduce to zoom' you can modify the movie source itself
23:00 <xm> reduce the zoom*
23:00 <Excessive> talkin abt drinkin]
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Excessive, why did u ping me today?
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> i feel violated
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> and again
24:00 <Excessive> did u type "lagging" by any chance?
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> why mention drinking and ping me
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats a gay script
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
24:00 <Excessive> it's part of my client
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> i thought i was special and u were paying me special attention
24:00 <Excessive> jus comes with it
24:00 <TheRon> queer as folk now thats a gay script
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> camping
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> ping
24:00 <Mew> lagging
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> gagging
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> lagging
25:00 <Mew> bagging
25:00 <xm> !boobs
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> BOOBS
25:00 <TheRiddler> did you paste any new pics Mew? :p
25:00 <TheRon> boobs!
25:00 <xm> Mewbies
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey ron
25:00 <Mew> nope
25:00 <TheRon> hello
25:00 <Mew> my luscious breasts are too offensive
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> i has miley now
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> she is sleeping
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> wb cYbR 
26:00 <TheRiddler> miley cyrus?
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> no my daughter
26:00 <TheRiddler> :p
26:00 <TheRiddler> Miley Cyrus
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> miley alexandra k%$^
26:00 <TheRiddler> dont break my heart omfgbbqhax
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> and no its not kunt
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> wb cYbR 
27:00 <xm> with a name like that she's gonna be a popstar omfgbbqhax 
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> no she wont
27:00 <TheRiddler> does she get picked on for the name?
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> she is 3
27:00 <xm> i was referring more to the last bit
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> only you cunts say lame shit
27:00 <xm> k%$^
27:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> TheRiddler is a loser
27:00 <TheRiddler> oh
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> xm i get picked on for my last name
27:00 <cYbR> thx omfgbbqhax 
27:00 <cYbR> hax?
27:00 <cYbR> thats a good last name
28:00 <cYbR> i with my middle name was bbq
28:00 <xm> im assuming k%$^ isnt your last name, of course
28:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> speaking of lame
28:00 <TheRiddler> hopefully by 5 everyone has forgotten miley cyrus
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> no it starts with a k
28:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> omfgbbqhax is the lamest of the lame
28:00 <xm> ah ok
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> and has 3 other letters
28:00 <cYbR> kunt
28:00 <xm> kohn
28:00 <xm> ANTISEMITISM!
28:00 <TheRon> at least omfgbbqhax didn't name her something rhymes a part of the female anatomy
28:00 <TheRiddler> or after a pornstar lol
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> like doodle
29:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> hang on
29:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> I thought omfgbbqhax was the lamest
29:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> but Doodle just arrived
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh i am
29:00 <Doodle> huehuehuehue
29:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> I pronounce doctor, King of lame.
29:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> oops
29:00 <Doodle> lol nice tabfail
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> or doodle
29:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> Doodle
29:00 <TheRiddler> that's my title SeniorConstableAshBowden
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> now who's lame
29:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> you omfgbbqhax 
29:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> and Doodle 
29:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> and also
29:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> TheRiddler
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> i thought it was do
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> doctor
30:00 <Doodle> ..
30:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> TheRiddler is not so much as a lame person
30:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> hes more just a loser
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> my mum says i am cool
30:00 <partay> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10171790_692363247468083_9191599768489480932_n.jpg
30:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> omfgbbqhax: she is lying
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> mums dont lie
31:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> omfgbbqhax you are lame, and you are also a loser. You are a loser who is lame, a lame loser.
31:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> rofl
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes thats fine
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> i can handle that
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am not arguing
31:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> So long as you know
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes i know
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> and to be honest my parents never lied to me
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> they told me the internet was not fun
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> they were right
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> they told me sex was good
33:00 <cYbR> whats the purpose of giving voice?
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> makes u feel tuff
33:00 <Doodle> it means i'm more important than the rest of you
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> like u are sleeping with the president
33:00 <Doodle> yes
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> until  he cums on you
33:00 <Doodle> and my cigar
33:00 <Serenity> ROODLE
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> and tells u that u are nothing
33:00 <Doodle> sezz
34:00 <Serenity> hero
34:00 <Doodle> hai2u
34:00 <PietSAbabe> because even yooralla has some sort of heirachy to climb to be cool , this place has this and +v is just 1 step above peasant
34:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Original Yooralla Ad (People Helping People Achieve).mp3 (0.23MB 64kbps Mono 0:30)
34:00 <Serenity> you hear that Doodle youre one step above junky
34:00 <Doodle> woooo
34:00 <Doodle> whats that
34:00 <Doodle> hobo?
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> i need to find an mp3 script so i can bore u all with my music
34:00 <Serenity> yeah
34:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mp3 Scripts Are Fkn Cool.mp3 (4.82MB 128kbps Mono 5:16)
35:00 <doctor> People helping people helping people achieve helping people
35:00 <Serenity> just use amip like every other person in the world
35:00 <Doodle> except me
35:00 <Serenity> you're one step above them though remember
35:00 <PietSAbabe> you hear that Doodle , flabby felt the need to throw in her 2c of trouble but results with the junky walking off 
35:00 <Doodle> oh yeah
35:00 <PietSAbabe> threatened
35:00 <TheRon> people helping other people other than me
35:00 <doctor> Imagine if we were all equal. We'd have nobody left to help
36:00 <Doodle> let it go Pieter
36:00 <Serenity> rather be flabby than a drugged out nobody
36:00 <Serenity> ooooo
36:00 <Doodle> become one with yourself
36:00 <PietSAbabe> hrm , are you a commie doc ? :P
36:00 <PietSAbabe> Thats commie talk !!:p
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont use mirc
36:00 <Doodle> your neck is like a well cooked piece of asparagus
36:00 <Serenity> you dont need to use mirc
36:00 <PietSAbabe> Serenity: We'll see who ends up in the ground first
36:00 <TheRon> PietSAbabe: a commie and he's spreading propaganda
36:00 <Doodle> i hope its me cos fuck this
36:00 <Serenity> you will with a needle hanging out of your knob
37:00 <Doodle> lol
37:00 <PietSAbabe> hehehe TheRon
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> done sezz
37:00 <doctor> Nah I'm too selfish to be a commie
37:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBPczcZYp_Y
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Klaus Nomi - Lightning Strikes (Jun 20, 2010) 2:59 - Category: - 8,588 views - 43 likes (95.6%), 2 dislikes (4.4%)
37:00 <cYbR> >that moment when someone you know IRL on IRC doesn't want to talk to you and it turns out it's because they're openly gay on IRC
37:00 <Doodle> :o
37:00 <PietSAbabe> well done Serenity , ya've just allolwed yaself to show all that your thoughts are always about drugs n overdosing and death
37:00 <Doodle> is it Matthew
38:00 <cYbR> different server
38:00 <Serenity> only when it comes to you PietSAbabe
38:00 <Serenity> cause thats all you are
38:00 <cYbR> still kind of funny though
38:00 <Serenity> a junkie i hope od's one day
38:00 <PietSAbabe> for someone who tells us they aint drug orientated , you sure have the thoughts that no one else pulls 
38:00 <Doodle> hehe pulls
38:00 <Doodle> thats one thing she does well
38:00 <Serenity> stop trying to make it sound like im a druggy im not. and everyone knows this
38:00 <PietSAbabe> Yes ,everyone
38:00 <cYbR> hook me up Ser?
38:00 <PietSAbabe> freekin smokers
38:00 <Serenity> i dont smoke you giant loser
38:00 <Serenity> my husband doesnt smoke
39:00 <Serenity> stop making things up
39:00 <cYbR> tbh I got no issue with smokers
39:00 <TheRiddler> delusional PietSAbabe again
39:00 <cYbR> crack and meth I do
39:00 <Doodle> i only smoke after sex
39:00 <PietSAbabe> Im gonna go make things up
39:00 <Serenity> Doodle im feeling like its time for a bottom marathon
39:00 <Doodle> which is good for my health
39:00 <TheRon> does your husband mind you showing your boobs to all and sundry?
39:00 <PietSAbabe> back later
39:00 <Doodle> sounds HOT sezz
39:00 <Serenity> TheRon who do you think took the photo?
39:00 <Doodle> i'll be there in 15 with lube
39:00 <Compton_Menace> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB979KMd6h4
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Compton Menace - Streets ft. Mistah Fab (Aug 26, 2013) 4:00 - Category: - 10,275 views - 85 likes (94.4%), 5 dislikes (5.6%)
39:00 <TheRiddler> if tobacco could be injected I bet PietSAbabe would do it
39:00 <TheRiddler> :p
39:00 <cYbR> I haven't seen Serenity's boobs TheRon so it's not 'all'
39:00 <TheRon> ah he's an enabler
39:00 <Mew> sweeeet i dont have to work tomorrow now
39:00 <doctor> I smoke with very little concern to my health. I may regret it some day but not likely
40:00 <Mew> LETS GET WHITE GURL WAAAASTED
40:00 <Serenity> theyre tits
40:00 <Mew> woo woo woo woo
40:00 <PietSAbabe> doctor: 
40:00 <Serenity> who cares
40:00 <TheRiddler> I wish I didn't have to
40:00 <cYbR> anyone who doesn't have them, Serenity 
40:00 <TheRon> mew are you listening to kesha again??
40:00 <Doodle> Pieter: will you stop wibbling on like some kind of girl who's trying to have a period
40:00 <PietSAbabe> yeh but shes full of cheese also , heart disease and blood clot in the brain , death x2
40:00 <Serenity> loooooooool
40:00 <Mew> im always listening to kesha
40:00 <Mew> non stop
40:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug.mp3 (7.23MB 128kbps Mono 7:53)
40:00 <Mew> make it pop
40:00 <Doodle> yeee
40:00 <TheRiddler> listen to shrek
40:00 <Serenity> PietSAbabe you know nothing about me, my life or my weight and youre wrong about all of it. shut up and go fit your knob ok
41:00 <TheRiddler> shrek is life shrek is love
41:00 <TheRiddler> :p
41:00 <Doodle> LOL
41:00 <doctor> deaths nothing to concern yourself with, we're too obsessed with it in my honest opinion
41:00 <Serenity> LOL ASH
41:00 <Doodle> shut up
41:00 <Serenity> omg.
41:00 <PietSAbabe> Serenity: You talk like you expect me / us to believe this.
41:00 <Serenity> well they know it
41:00 <Serenity> youre just fucking going on about nothing
41:00 <Serenity> and getting laughed at
41:00 <Mew> but did you know that the sun is only 200m around
41:00 <Mew> cos not many people know
41:00 <Mew> its secret knowledge
41:00 <TheRon> and the earth is flat
42:00 <Serenity> mew is white girl trashed 3 bottles of passion pop at the beach?
42:00 <cYbR> flatearthsociety.org
42:00 <Serenity> if so i want in
42:00 <Doodle> lol
42:00 <PietSAbabe> TheRon: naa theres people below earth pushing a massive crank , they make the earth spin
42:00 <Doodle> 2 buck chuck
42:00 <doctor> that's not true, it's only about an inch wide
42:00 <TheRon> underpants gnomes??
42:00 <PietSAbabe> a flat earth would make it a lil harder to spin
42:00 <Serenity> 6 bucks these days Doodle
42:00 <Doodle> what a rip
43:00 <TheRon> steal underpants, ?, profit see?
43:00 <Doodle> i could make it myself out of some piss and vinegar
43:00 <Serenity> lol yum
43:00 <Mew> doctor a lady came into my work a few months ago and she looked like she'd been shot with a makeup gun and she was obese and walked with a limp, spoke very loudly and didnt make much sense, looked like she'd been dribbling tard glitter on her top
43:00 <doctor> lol
43:00 <Mew> and 3 years ago she spoke normal, dressed normal and walked fine, you wouldnt think anything was wrong with her
43:00 <PietSAbabe> that lady is in here.
43:00 <Serenity> theres a fat mum at the kids school
43:00 <Mew> but when her brother died she got mad psychosis
43:00 <TheRiddler> did you give him PietSAbabe's number
43:00 <Mew> and it turned her into a tard
43:00 <Mew> isnt that weird
44:00 <TheRiddler> *her
44:00 <Serenity> she kind of has to swing her arms when she walks so her legs move
44:00 <Mew> so death is pretty powerful i think
44:00 <PietSAbabe> Anyways *gone* , enjoy bashjing keyboards :)
44:00 <doctor> something must be eating away at her
44:00 <TheRiddler> me bash keyboard
44:00 <TheRiddler> uhjhgaoijtahttji
44:00 <cYbR> hey doctor are you an actual doctor 
44:00 <doctor> nah, just a fruitloop
44:00 <cYbR> lol
44:00 <Serenity> he is doctor who
45:00 <Mew> spin dokta
45:00 <Serenity> but the good one
45:00 <Serenity> none of this matt smith nonsense
45:00 <TheRiddler> pc doctor
45:00 <xm> doctor cured me of my drug abuse addiction
45:00 <Mew> theres a new new doctor now isnt there?
45:00 <Mew> sids dad from skins
45:00 <Serenity> yeah
45:00 <Mew> whatever his name is
45:00 <Serenity> hes older
45:00 <Mew> i like him
46:00 <TheRiddler> why is he older
46:00 <Mew> i havent seen him in dr who yet but he was good in other stuff
46:00 <TheRiddler> did they explain that?
46:00 <Serenity> why not?
46:00 <doctor> the scottish guy
46:00 <Mew> yeah
46:00 <doctor> yeah they're pretty crazy
46:00 <Serenity> theres never been a thing where the dr is meant to be younger
46:00 <Serenity> ever
46:00 <TheRiddler> oh
46:00 <TheRiddler> so it was fandom
46:00 <xm> the first one is pretty damn old and kinda evil
46:00 <Serenity> matt smith was too young
46:00 <TheRiddler> so why are there new doctors?
47:00 <doctor> because we die a lot
47:00 <Serenity> beacuse the doctor regenerates..
47:00 <Serenity> what is wrong with you
47:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
47:00 <TheRiddler> I've never really seen it
47:00 <TheRon> i thought dr who was great on little brittain
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh yay
47:00 <TheRiddler> well never really followed it
47:00 <xm> because they keep getting taken off the registrar for malpractice -- removing the wrong plunger off a dalek and so on
47:00 <Serenity> peter capaldi is the new dr mew
48:00 <Mew> ahhh
48:00 <Serenity> in theory he should be the last doctor
48:00 <TheRiddler> how so?
48:00 <doctor> yeah the hippocratic oath ruined being a doctor. now we're supposed to care about people and what not
48:00 <Serenity> because time lords only get 12 regenerations
49:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
49:00 <xm> they will need a home & away script writer to get them out of this one
50:00 <xm> like knock up to sally's door
50:00 <xm> DR WHO!
50:00 <xm> You're alive!
50:00 <xm> I thought you died in the seas!
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
50:00 <Mew> omg he was on torchwood
50:00 <Mew> is that allowed
50:00 <TheRiddler> isn't torchwood a spin off of something
50:00 <Serenity> yes
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm\
51:00 <Serenity> this dude is the twelfth doctor but the david tennant doctor regenerated twice so officially this should be the last
52:00 <TheRon> woo hoo no more dr who
52:00 <Sponge> why did he regenerate twice
53:00 <Serenity> was a weird thing where he lost his hand and something to do with nano bots so there ended up being two of them
53:00 <Serenity> i cant remember fully tbh
53:00 <Sponge> cray
53:00 <Serenity> so when he regenerated he came back as himself instead of another doctor
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmm
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> miley is getting too big
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> she was falling asleep in my bed
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> then goes "goodnight daddy i am going to my bed"
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> gave me a kiss and is now asleep in her bed
02:00 <TheRiddler> aww
02:00 <TheRiddler> my nephew was playing in his walker
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> she is only 3
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> i want my god damn cuddles in bed
03:00 <TheRiddler> he came to where I was sitting and staring n smiling n stuff
03:00 <TheRiddler> *started
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> robocop time
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> no
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> rush time
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> good movie
08:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> genious
11:00 <TheRon> who can it be now
14:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10325263_1419095755018395_1463775614932716196_n.jpg
14:00 <TheRon> so much meat
14:00 <TheRiddler> awesome
14:00 <couleurs> me Ron, it's me
14:00 <Mew> looks delicious
14:00 <TheRiddler> there better be some wrapped in bacon
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <TheRon> my beers a boy
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> did it jizz?
18:00 <TheRon> it blew a top
18:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> genious
20:00 <couleurs> HaPPy MoThErS DaY
20:00 <doctor> shit
20:00 <doctor> when is it?
20:00 <TheRon> sunday
21:00 <doctor> oh, tomorrow i'll have to leave the house
21:00 <TheRon> damn
21:00 <couleurs> :)
21:00 <doctor> yeah i'm not happy about it
21:00 <TheRon> a couple hours down the pub?
22:00 <doctor> of course not, why spoil a good drink?
22:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> doctor: good idea. im going to become a missing person for 24+ hours. she'll be on the news crying and the best present is for her to have me back. i wont have to pay a thing either. treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen
23:00 <doctor> that's a lovely idea
23:00 <couleurs> hehe
23:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> ill probably spend it in timezone
23:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> if they are still around
23:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> and then the rest of the time in a 24 hours maccas
23:00 <couleurs> video ezy
24:00 <doctor> mothers would love that kind of thing because it takes determination and a level of self sacrifice
24:00 <doctor> i'll probably just get her a scratchie
24:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> make her sign a paper saying you get 50% if she wins
24:00 <TheRon> a box of roses
24:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> have a lawyer present
24:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> yes, scatter rose petals all over her bed
24:00 <TheRon> a document signing over power of attorney?
25:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> oh sorry
25:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> i get you now
25:00 <doctor> i'll write it with macaroni pieces
26:00 <TheRon> who won the epl??
27:00 <TheRon> i suppose i could get mum a foot spa
27:00 <couleurs> city
27:00 <doctor> how much would they cost?
27:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> "Dear Mum. You are the best. Here is my IRC password. It's iluvmum1965. because i love you and that's the year you were born in.  You can nick kill me now if im bad. Love you."
27:00 <TheRon> city won the league?
27:00 <couleurs> yes
28:00 <TheRon> you must be gutted
28:00 <doctor> that would give her too much power and result in bad times for all
28:00 <couleurs> yeh liverpool fucked up
29:00 <TheRon> are liverpool coming back to aus??
29:00 <couleurs> no
29:00 <TheRon> damn
29:00 <couleurs> juventus are coming
29:00 <TheRon> playing sydney?
29:00 <couleurs> but shitty syd only
29:00 <couleurs> ya
30:00 <TheRon> i think wellington are getting one
31:00 <couleurs> CuTe
32:00 <TheRon> i think teams just refuse to goto adelaide
35:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2Fa1c9SjDE
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chopper Weather.mp4 (Feb 25, 2011) 0 - Category: - 44,720 views - 99 likes (96.1%), 4 dislikes (3.9%)
39:00 <zaim> http://grumdrig.com/asciicam.html
40:00 <TheRon> i love chopper
41:00 <couleurs> get 2 da choppa
42:00 <TheRiddler> liverpool has partnered with my afl team for some men's health thing
43:00 <couleurs> go da dees
44:00 <partay> liverpool lol
47:00 <couleurs> :)
49:00 <beehhh> bullshit
50:00 <beehhh> got my laptop back thou
50:00 <Sponge> are you ok beehhh?
50:00 <beehhh> liberal is doing good for the long run for the country
50:00 <beehhh> yes im good thanks for asking
51:00 <Sponge> yes they are doing well at sending back the boats
51:00 <Sponge> that means you beehhh
53:00 <beehhh> heaps of boat arrived i bet ya when i arrive half of the faces i wont be recognised
54:00 <beehhh> so dont feed me with your rethoric ballshits
54:00 <beehhh> why do you had to betray i'll never understand that
55:00 <Mew> faux
55:00 <Mew> faux faux faux
55:00 <TheRon> i'm up all night to get lucky
55:00 <beehhh> dexter
55:00 <lishMonger> hey
55:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> lmaooooooooooooooooo @ lishMonger 
55:00 <lishMonger> fuck you
56:00 <Mew> hey lishmong
56:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ughNoJbjqbw
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A-LEAGUE BLOOPERS 2013/14 - THE YEAR OF THE FAIL (May 8, 2014) 19:37 - Category: - 904 views - 85 likes (94.4%), 5 dislikes (5.6%)
56:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> lishMonger: you have been banished from pd
56:00 <lishMonger> i got banned in #pd
56:00 <TheRon> spurs 2 - 0
56:00 <lishMonger> hat faggot
56:00 <lishMonger> that faggot
56:00 <beehhh> robert xing
56:00 <lishMonger> terminated me
56:00 <lishMonger> hey Mew
56:00 <TheRon> heat 2 - 0
56:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> its ethanol
56:00 <lishMonger> ethanol is a loser
57:00 <TheRon> okc and clippers is 1 - 1
57:00 <couleurs> hilarious
57:00 <Lumeah> I have a druggie magnet. 
57:00 <TheRon> chopper doesn't like drug addicts
58:00 <TheRon> you know that the u turn sign really is??
58:00 <TheRon> a drug addicts dick
58:00 <lishMonger> im banned in every single channel on austnet prety muhc
58:00 <lishMonger> #pd
58:00 <lishMonger> #zha
58:00 <lishMonger> #brisbane
58:00 <lishMonger> #trance
59:00 <lishMonger> #cunts
59:00 <TheRon> #homo-sexuals
59:00 <Rio> lol
59:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> and ive banned him all of those before except #bris
00:00 <beehhh> australia is shirt
00:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> it is my greatest accomplishment
00:00 <Rio> why can't beehhh be banned
00:00 <Excessive> jwho
00:00 <TheRon> beering is awesome
00:00 <faux> Yo Mew
00:00 <beehhh> my mother is in oz right now
00:00 <Mew> <beehhh> so dont feed me with your rethoric ballshits
01:00 <TheRon> millencolin - penguins & polar bears
03:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xojkHPg_wSg
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chopper does Bingo! (Aug 21, 2006) 2:47 - Category: - 6,143 views - 10 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
04:00 <Lumeah> Cuz it doesn't work TheRon?? 
04:00 <Floss> so has panda gone down for a nap now
04:00 <TheRon> bingo is like fucking dingo but it's safer with your kids isn't it
04:00 <Floss> is he all tuckered out
04:00 <Lumeah> Hi ducky duck
04:00 <beehhh> asians are coming in big numbers
04:00 <beehhh> TheRon didnt see the same girl twice again
05:00 <Excessive> btw I'm thinkin of settin +R in that chan ProfessorHaroldHorowitz, jus so I don't have to always bother abt bannin him anymore every time he gets on here and then jus set a -id switch with it ........ everyone else that joins there id's anyways so no prob to nayone with that
05:00 <Excessive> anyone*
05:00 <_2PAC_IS_BACK_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB979KMd6h4
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Compton Menace - Streets ft. Mistah Fab (Aug 26, 2013) 4:00 - Category: - 10,276 views - 85 likes (94.4%), 5 dislikes (5.6%)
06:00 <JimmyJack> beehhh who's cocks bigger; yours or norells?
06:00 <Rio> lol
06:00 <beehhh> virus breakout all of melbourne
06:00 <beehhh> no medicine could help ya
07:00 <beehhh> legionnaires dieses
07:00 <Loof> how's things beehhh?
07:00 <Loof> got grog?
07:00 <beehhh> barely hanging there, like  floating into the space
07:00 <Loof> damn cheer up man
08:00 <Loof> drink, eat, and be merry
08:00 <beehhh> im good, going to see norell in an hour
08:00 <Loof> nice
08:00 <beehhh> i missed her all day and her tranny voice
08:00 <beehhh> chirpin bird
08:00 <Loof> hot
08:00 <Floss> bababa bird bird bird
08:00 <Floss> bird is the word
08:00 <Loof> lick her anus tonight
09:00 <beehhh> yes it turns me would turn you on too Loof if ur a man
09:00 <Loof> i cant be fussy man
09:00 <Loof> not at my age
09:00 <TheRon> anybody here an aries??
09:00 <beehhh> i hate female they makes me panic
09:00 <Floss> <Loof> lick her anus tonight <---- WOT
09:00 <TheRon> you will find love on a fucking trip to nz
09:00 <beehhh> Im actually scared of them
09:00 <Loof> females are OUT OF CONTROL imo
10:00 <beehhh> indeed they are
10:00 <beehhh> crazy and no deciplines they manipulates staff
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> bb
10:00 <Loof> hey bb
10:00 <Excessive> lo ol dude \o.
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmm
11:00 <Loof> sooo sick
11:00 <Loof> stupid flu
11:00 <beehhh> bb bb if you touch me like this
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> tell me about it
11:00 <Loof> nose is dripping constantly
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> same
11:00 <Loof> sucks
11:00 <beehhh> norell cooks for me with onion garlic and ginger in blender
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> on soo many drugs
11:00 <Floss> my face hurts
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> and scotch
11:00 <TheRon> ready for a driving lesson with uncle chopper?
12:00 <Loof> mmm scotch
12:00 <Floss> my whole forehead to nose region
12:00 <beehhh> makes awesome paste before cooking
12:00 <Floss> behind my eyes
12:00 <Floss> pressure
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey floss
12:00 <beehhh> wines much better
12:00 <Floss> sup
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> bb miley is soo sick she put herself to bed in her own bed
12:00 <beehhh> so many afghan refugees in melbourne
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah evening
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> no cuddles tonight
13:00 <Excessive> wat's doin?
13:00 <Loof> :(
13:00 <Loof> damn
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah its gay
13:00 <Loof> poor little thing :(
13:00 <TheRon> hawks or swans?
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> she is snoring her head off
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> and i cant sleep
14:00 <Loof> did she have an afternoon nap?
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah
14:00 <beehhh> watch out for Ali Jaffari
14:00 <Loof> could be why
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> had my neice over
14:00 <Loof> ah k
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> so they played til like 5
14:00 <Loof> she'd be talking heaps now yeah?
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> umm yes
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> non stop
15:00 <beehhh> a paedo on the loose
15:00 <Loof> same with zac
15:00 <Loof> though girls are more vocal
15:00 <Loof> they pick up talking sooner
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have been doing the tuff love thing
15:00 <Floss> ive got little bits of tissue in my nostrils now
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> like making her clean up her mess
15:00 <beehhh> girls used to play with my emotion when i was growing up
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> but then she says no
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> and i do it
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol'
15:00 <Loof> i cant get zac to do a thing i say
15:00 <Loof> lol
15:00 <Floss> lol fail
15:00 <Loof> he hits me too
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> miley hits me when i tell her off
16:00 <Loof> his grandad is telling me to spank him, but i just cant do it
16:00 <beehhh> demand is a so high for each
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> then i tell her off
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> and she goes "nooo daddy dont hit me"
16:00 <partay> spanking is so 80's
16:00 <Floss> i asked my dad to bring me a sandwich once when i was sick, he leterally screamed LOL down the phone and hung up
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> and then cries
16:00 <Loof> awww :(
16:00 <beehhh> nergs so much women
16:00 <Floss> bastard
16:00 <partay> there are otherways
16:00 <TheRon> buy me a pony
17:00 <Floss> when i have kids ill have a sensory depravation room
17:00 <Floss> instead of smacks
17:00 <Floss> rofl
17:00 <Loof> you seeing her more often?
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
17:00 <beehhh> scat porn
17:00 <Loof> awesome
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have her week on week off
17:00 <Loof> that makes my day bb
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> but i have had her all this week and having her next week
17:00 <Loof> sweet as :)
17:00 <TheRon> i want BOOBS!
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> this week was the ex's time but iu am sick and so is miley
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> so i took the week off work
18:00 <beehhh> fruntree gully rd
18:00 <beehhh> clayton
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> i get sick leave, the ex doesnt
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> so yeah
18:00 <Loof> ic
18:00 <Floss> ferntree gully rd.....
18:00 <beehhh> 2004 and 2014
18:00 <Floss> ive seen that adress on some mail....
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> boobs
18:00 <beehhh> ten years is too long not
18:00 <TheRon> miley learning bad habbits from you?
18:00 <Loof> you'd be paying like over 300 a week childcare yeah?
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> no
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> i pay about $110 a month
19:00 <Floss> holy shit thats good
19:00 <Loof> wtf
19:00 <Duke_36> i pay $0
19:00 <Floss> is it like, a barn
19:00 <Duke_36> no kids :)
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> no a good childcare
19:00 <Loof> at 36
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> but i pay half
19:00 <Floss> or, a polish familys basement
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> ex pays other half
19:00 <Loof> it's like $70 a day for us
19:00 <TheRon> pearl jam - corduroy
19:00 <Floss> how many days do u get with that tho
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> it costs me $220 a month and i get $330 a month from centrelink
19:00 <Loof> we only put him in two days a week
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> because i am a single dad
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> etc
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> miley is 5 days a week
20:00 <Loof> she'd be learning heaps
20:00 <beehhh> luck is the only thing i needed
20:00 <Floss> how do ppl afford to have kids
20:00 <Floss> it blows my mind
20:00 <Loof> from the other kids and stuff
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> floss i afford it easily
20:00 <Floss> i can barely afford to keep myself alive
20:00 <partay> Floss you manage
20:00 <beehhh> it hurts Loof come finish the job
20:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!!!
20:00 <beehhh> i urge for my euthensia
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> boobs
21:00 <beehhh> give me the pill
21:00 <Loof> nah man stop drinking and you'll feel better
21:00 <beehhh> lets end this misery
21:00 <Floss> lol whats with u guys and boobs
21:00 <partay> Floss you do get rebates.. does make it a bit easier
21:00 <TheRon> linda's boobs are excellent
21:00 <Loof> it's only the grog making u sad
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have boobs
21:00 <beehhh> i have stopped for weeks no money in bank
21:00 <Floss> everyone says you just manage, you get some help etc but still....
21:00 <Loof> replace grog with exercise
21:00 <beehhh> drinking actually makes me happy
21:00 <Floss> it seems impossible sometimes
21:00 <beehhh> alright
21:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> men are just excited about boobs -- because we have conclusive proof once and for all that females truly do exist on Austnet
21:00 <Floss> rofl
21:00 <partay> Floss we both work.. so its ok... single parent... have nfi how they do it 
21:00 <TheRon> boobs
22:00 <Floss> SERENITY RUN OUR COVERS BEEN BLOWN
22:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> all we had up until now was Cleo10 and blue/white
22:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> with vague references to their dress sizes 
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am going to sleep
22:00 <Floss> nighty night
22:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> much was left up to the imagination
22:00 <beehhh> im going to see norell
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> try wake up feeling better
22:00 <beehhh> see you tonight
22:00 <TheRon> massive tits apparently
23:00 <Floss> partay yeah but then childcare comes in to play, at what point would it be chaper for one to stay home and be the caregiver ad the other work
23:00 <Floss> or do you both work and have childcare
23:00 <TheRon> too early for mr big??
23:00 <Bastardly_One> do what?
23:00 <Loof> night bb
23:00 <partay> hes a school so just a bit of after school care 
23:00 <Floss> i didnt realise how much childcare cost
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I just walked in
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey my childcare provides breakfast, morning tea, lunch and afternoon tea
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> its good
23:00 <Floss> ahhh ok that would make it easier
23:00 <Loof> i know it's awesome they give em good food
23:00 <Bastardly_One> breakfast too?
23:00 <partay> but prior... she stayed home 
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes
23:00 <Loof> we donated an expensive dinosaur toy to them today
23:00 <TheRon> b1 you watching the game?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's pretty fucking good
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> i drop my daughter off at childcare at 7am
24:00 <Loof> cause zac was scared of it
24:00 <Floss> i think cause i own the business i would be back working as soon as possible
24:00 <Floss> even like one day
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> pick her up at 4pm
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I know my nieces kinder never did 
24:00 <Floss> but id bring squirt along
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> b1 some do
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> some dont
24:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, who cares when Hawthorn will win?
24:00 <Loof> did she make easter things at childcare?
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes
24:00 <Loof> zac came home with some bunny ears he made
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> and mothersday stuff
24:00 <Bastardly_One> they all make easter hats
24:00 <Loof> yeah same
24:00 <Loof> so cute
24:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xqYteLne50
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> anyway
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chopper Does Safety (Jun 19, 2006) 3:14 - Category: - 247,612 views - 630 likes (98.1%), 12 dislikes (1.9%)
25:00 <Floss> i wouldve thought some anti religious person wouldve banned kids having easter/christmas type stuff at school by now
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> sleep time
25:00 <Loof> night bro
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> bye all
25:00 <Bastardly_One> night hax
25:00 <Floss> nighty nighty get well soon
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Floss, dont tempt them
25:00 <Loof> xoxox
25:00 <Bastardly_One> America might as well have 
25:00 <Floss> ew.
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Happy Holidays, it was fucking Christmas
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> floss its ok u are already sick
25:00 <Floss> bahaha
25:00 <Floss> share!
25:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking make me sick cunt
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and I will hunt you down
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> b1 try
26:00 <Floss> i know... its christmas 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> My lungs aren't liking me this week
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I will
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I have skills
26:00 <Floss> happy holidays is so american
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> only one address in tas
26:00 <Floss> blergh
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> :P
26:00 <Loof> your lungs are just trying to tell u to give up the ganj
26:00 <Bastardly_One> mad stalking skills
26:00 <Floss> im athiest but i think christmas should be christmas
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a Pagan
26:00 <Floss> it is what it is
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok bye
26:00 <Bastardly_One> so they're My festivals stolen
26:00 <Floss> IM A MOOSE
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and I still think it should be Christmas
27:00 <TheRon> a denis pagan?
27:00 <cYbR> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> even if all Christian celebrations are ripped off Pagans/Witchcraft
27:00 <cYbR> glad I missed out on being kissed
27:00 <Bastardly_One> no, not that evil TheRon :P
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm only Darth Vader evil
27:00 <Bastardly_One> not Denis Pagan evil
28:00 <Floss> i feel like ive blown my nose so much part of my brain is coming out
28:00 <Floss> now i dont know math :/
28:00 <cYbR> Cold, Floss?
28:00 <Loof> sport pfft, lifes to short for silly games
28:00 <Floss> yeah some sinusy fucking thing
28:00 <cYbR> careful you'll forget how to computer
28:00 <cYbR> then where will you be?
28:00 <TheRon> we should all take lessons from uncle chop chop
28:00 <Floss> I CAN HAS TYPES
28:00 <cYbR> I ARE IF THE GO WENT FOR
29:00 <Floss> YESNO
29:00 <Floss> DERP
29:00 <cYbR> speaking of derp...
29:00 <TheRon> I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!
29:00 <Floss> do you really love the lamp?
29:00 <TheRon> and the chair
29:00 <cYbR> DERP was my rego til I wrote my car off http://i.imgur.com/fKg02qK.png
29:00 <Floss> or are you just saying it, cause you saw it
30:00 <Floss> holy shit youd get good money for the plates
30:00 <Floss> lol delica
30:00 <cYbR> $440
30:00 <TheRon> gonna grab by baby gonna hold her tight gonna grab some afternoon delight
30:00 <Floss> -not very 4x4 friendly
30:00 <Bastardly_One> read this 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's clever
30:00 <Floss> delicaderp
30:00 <cYbR> actually, I bought another delica with the insurance money. Later drove it across the Simpson desert
30:00 <Bastardly_One> seems a lot to read though
30:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10313382_10152034785222102_806776990885745633_n.jpg
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's clever
31:00 <couleurs> bloodey rippa of a car
31:00 <Floss> they look like theyd have a fail centre if gravity
31:00 <Floss> like troopies
31:00 <cYbR> troopies dont even. neither do delicas
31:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
31:00 <cYbR> i tell you what it took a lot to roll that one
31:00 <Bastardly_One> should I make it to JB by 9
31:00 <Bastardly_One> or not?
31:00 <Floss> fair enough
31:00 <couleurs> yes
31:00 <Floss> they look pretty boss on the road lol
32:00 <couleurs> go buy it now thank u
32:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I will tomorrow if I've enough left over 
32:00 <Floss> omg im so sooky atm
32:00 <Bastardly_One> got to fork over all sorts of shit I'm behind with 
32:00 <Floss> my face is fkn sore as
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and get another text book
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm getting those Uni letters that basically say
32:00 <couleurs> no, now
33:00 <Bastardly_One> pay your fees arsehole or you're going to get action taken against you
33:00 <Bastardly_One> sooooooooooooooo I think I better finally pay them 4 mths later
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yes?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
33:00 <Floss> no
34:00 <Bastardly_One> plus you know what sunday is?
34:00 <Floss> dont do it
34:00 <Floss> its a trap!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> well, combine that with the same parent having a birthday just monday gone
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and never letting you forget you offered money to shut her up asking for shit 
34:00 <cYbR> the Delica I took across the simpson desert: http://i.imgur.com/dUwlXbv.jpg
34:00 <Bastardly_One> we'll see
34:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I took a Dino 246 GT 71
35:00 <Bastardly_One> around Silverstone
35:00 <Bastardly_One> just before actually
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh wait, reality
35:00 <Bastardly_One> My bad
36:00 <SexParlour> np: [Key To The Kuffs]-04 Bite The Thong.mp3
36:00 <SexParlour> now
36:00 <SexParlour> stfu
37:00 <couleurs> cum
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! ... https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10155887_801049323258695_7841598140848054640_n.jpg
39:00 <Floss> no sugar/few sugar
39:00 <Floss> no ice/few ice
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Necro does some great beats
40:00 <Bastardly_One> if you can get past his lyrics
40:00 <Bastardly_One> just thought I'd share that
40:00 <SexParlour> np: [Big Boi - Vicious Lies and Dangerous Rumors (Deluxe Edition) 2012 MP3 320]-15 - Higher Res (Feat. Jai Paul & Little Dragon).mp3
41:00 <SexParlour> fuc kthis song is awesome
41:00 <couleurs> ricky marten
42:00 <Bastardly_One> this needs a video
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the lyrics are good *lol*
43:00 <Bastardly_One> well, listen and learn
43:00 <Bastardly_One> this is my aim to cull the channel
43:00 <Bastardly_One> take notes of the lyrics 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgPHnf1-Stw
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Necro - Gory Days (2001) - 05 Dead Body Disposal (Mar 19, 2012) 5:44 - Category: - 3,466 views - 13 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
43:00 <SexParlour> necro
43:00 <SexParlour> ill bill
43:00 <SexParlour> non phixion
44:00 <SexParlour> techn9ne
44:00 <SexParlour> immortal technique
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the middle cracks me up
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the take off of Lets Talk About Sex
45:00 <Bastardly_One> let
46:00 <cYbR> http://i.imgur.com/PZtqREm.jpg
46:00 <cYbR> cooking is easy
48:00 <Bastardly_One> what a great tune
48:00 <simba> Captain Cook
48:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unQBNE9VEz4
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ill Bill - What's Wrong? (Sep 18, 2009) 4:01 - Category: - 83,019 views - 435 likes (98.9%), 5 dislikes (1.1%)
48:00 <couleurs> i'm easy
48:00 <Bastardly_One> even if it's a song about what a failure he is 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> such a good song
49:00 <cYbR> oh sweet. hi couleurs 
49:00 <cYbR> ;)
49:00 <couleurs> easy like sundey mornen
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and in that list SexParlour you forgot La Costa Nostra
50:00 <SexParlour> yes
50:00 <SexParlour> how could i forget
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that's why Bill is my favourite on that label though
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he never claims he's "tough"
51:00 <Bastardly_One> like Necro thinks he is number 1 bad arse for instance
52:00 <fawks> doodoodood
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you forgot Uncle Howie too
52:00 <Bastardly_One> their crack addicted uncle
52:00 <Bastardly_One> 'ello down there forks
52:00 <fawks> hi
53:00 <fawks> i just finshed pokemon
53:00 <fawks> i thin
53:00 <fawks> k
53:00 <fawks> oh yeah i did it says the end
53:00 <fawks> cool.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inDCPnXAIdY
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: War Is My Destiny - Ill Bill Feat. Immortal Technique (Jun 30, 2008) 3:20 - Category: - 265,672 views - 907 likes (97.2%), 26 dislikes (2.8%)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> this surprises people SexParlour but to me if ya know Ill Bill 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> it isnt a surprise at all 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the combo of them and Max 
54:00 <SexParlour> it didnt surprise me in terms of like it was left field
55:00 <SexParlour> max is obviouslty a fan of hip-hop
55:00 <Bastardly_One> even in terms of ethics
55:00 <SexParlour> yeah
55:00 <Bastardly_One> because between his telling us what a fuck up he is 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Bill is pretty left wing
55:00 <SexParlour> i know
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, that's why it's not a surprise combo at all 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and never was to me 
56:00 <SexParlour> same
56:00 <SexParlour> even the collab with howard jones
56:00 <SexParlour> KsE
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and you know what makes me always laugh?
56:00 <SexParlour> what
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Necro is everything Feminem wanted to be 
56:00 <SexParlour> yeah
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but took the dollars instead
57:00 <SexParlour> eminem failed
57:00 <SexParlour> yep as i was discussing here last night
57:00 <SexParlour> eminem sold out
57:00 <SexParlour> thats why u dont hear necro on commercial radio duh he isnt commercial
57:00 <SexParlour> and why the fuck would u want ot sell out
57:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see the tour?
57:00 <SexParlour> thats the most beautiful thing about underground hip hop
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually payed for that 
57:00 <SexParlour> is that
57:00 <SexParlour> its underground
57:00 <SexParlour> black eyed peas for example were great
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Necro was surprisingly good live
57:00 <SexParlour> past tense 
58:00 <SexParlour> were
58:00 <SexParlour> bridging the gap
58:00 <SexParlour> behind the front
58:00 <Bastardly_One> not as good as x to the z was
58:00 <SexParlour> fergie joins look what the fuck happen
58:00 <SexParlour> commercial
58:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck he was awesome live
58:00 <SexParlour> trying to be the presets
58:00 <SexParlour> fuck
58:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Nikky` :)
59:00 <Nikky`> Hey Bastardly_One :o)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> X to the Z is ...
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno
59:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly like on Pimp My Ride live
59:00 <SexParlour> its just funny people say
59:00 <Bastardly_One> just a good time
59:00 <SexParlour> you go 
59:00 <SexParlour> define hip hop
59:00 <SexParlour> they say 
59:00 <SexParlour> 50 cent
59:00 <SexParlour> beeeeeeeeeeeeeep
59:00 <SexParlour> WRONG
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I have a track to answer that
00:00 <SexParlour> to me hip hop is wu tang,eazy e,nwa,public enemy,organize konfusion,de la soul,snoop
00:00 <SexParlour> geto boys
00:00 <SexParlour> 2 live crew
00:00 <SexParlour> them two bands and nwa in particular pushed the boundaries lyricallu
00:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2em-s0bzrpI
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Xzibit - State Of Hip Hop Vs. Xzibit [Napalm 2012] (Oct 11, 2012) 3:55 - Category: - 28,611 views - 171 likes (98.8%), 2 dislikes (1.2%)
00:00 <SexParlour> xzibit ive always enjoyed
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the answer
00:00 <SexParlour> hes not trying to be some douche
00:00 <Bastardly_One> to the define hip hop question
00:00 <SexParlour> yes
01:00 <SexParlour> eminem on the other hand is like look at me im earning all my big fuck off money
01:00 <SexParlour> fuck you \
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the grandfather
01:00 <SexParlour> thats his attitude
01:00 <Loof> you call snoop underground?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> shits all over NWA and the like 
01:00 <SexParlour> i didnt say underground
01:00 <SexParlour> i said define hip hop
01:00 <Loof> cool :)
01:00 <Bastardly_One> snoop *was* at first
01:00 <SexParlour> when u say that u think snoop
01:00 <SexParlour> nwa
01:00 <SexParlour> etc
01:00 <Loof> yeah ic
01:00 <SexParlour> kids of today go oh yeah 50 cent
01:00 <SexParlour> eminem
01:00 <SexParlour> thats hip
01:00 <SexParlour> wtf
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you think of x to the z
01:00 <Bastardly_One> nwa
01:00 <SexParlour> havent u twats ever gone back and discovered these amazing artists
02:00 <Bastardly_One> all nwa solo
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's it
02:00 <SexParlour> that defined music
02:00 <Bastardly_One> this man invented that shit 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
02:00 <SexParlour> see i like this dude bastardly
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and Dr Dre just sucked more arse to be who he is 
02:00 <SexParlour> me and him and simba all on same page
02:00 <Loof> grandmaster flash
02:00 <SexParlour> see dre made eminem 
02:00 <SexParlour> famous
02:00 <SexParlour> the production
02:00 <Bastardly_One> even feminem says that 
03:00 <SexParlour> but not to beforgotten he who was and always will be regarded as one of the best producers of all time j dilla
03:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I Need a Doctor
03:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
03:00 <SexParlour> j dilla is a god
03:00 <SexParlour> and premier
03:00 <SexParlour> dj premier 
03:00 <Loof> is juicy j good?
03:00 <SexParlour> juicy from 3 six mafia
03:00 <SexParlour> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been shitty for 2 weeks
03:00 <Bastardly_One> know why?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I missed X
04:00 <SexParlour> i wish i saw him man
04:00 <Bastardly_One> damn enter key
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but him
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw the tour before
04:00 <Bastardly_One> even actually payed 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> was fucking awesome in a small pub
04:00 <SexParlour> he would have killed it man
04:00 <Bastardly_One> well, not a small pub but a pub
04:00 <Bastardly_One> corner hotel
04:00 <Bastardly_One> it was AWESOME
04:00 <Bastardly_One> in capital letters
05:00 <Loof> not a fan of oz rap
05:00 <SexParlour> warren g is some awesome shit i remember
05:00 <Loof> or brit
05:00 <SexParlour> nate dogg
05:00 <Doodle> joe dolce
05:00 <SexParlour> that cunt
05:00 <SexParlour> fucking whats  matter you
05:00 <SexParlour> awful
05:00 <Doodle> loool
05:00 <SexParlour> fucken awful
05:00 <Bastardly_One> when's the last you hear of Nate, etc?
05:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Joe Dolce - Shaddap You Face.mp3 (2.96MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:13)
05:00 <SexParlour> well nate 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes associating with people gets you nowhere
06:00 <SexParlour> obvs died
06:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but when he went to aftermath
06:00 <Bastardly_One> never heard from him
06:00 <SexParlour> well he went to  hibernation
06:00 <SexParlour> sorta thing
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I mean 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that move just ruined him
06:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of the final nail in the coffin
06:00 <SexParlour> yeah it most likely did
07:00 <SexParlour> see i might get shot to say this but 2pac did absolutely nothing for me
07:00 <SexParlour> i thought his music was over rated
07:00 <SexParlour> compare to biggie smalls
07:00 <Bastardly_One> well clearly
07:00 <SexParlour> i think 2 pac was put on some fucking pedistal
07:00 <SexParlour> that he was king shit
07:00 <SexParlour> and he isnt
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but you know a label people shouldn't dismiss just because ICP own it 
07:00 <SexParlour> well yeah
08:00 <Bastardly_One> there is some other great artists on that label
08:00 <Doodle> aqua were good
08:00 <Doodle> hi5
08:00 <Doodle> steps
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and ICP's last album is definitely more together
08:00 <simba> im dr dre
08:00 <Bastardly_One> than anything they've ever done
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh really simba?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I want a word with you cunt
08:00 <Nikky`> Doodledoooooooo <3
08:00 <Bastardly_One> about your headphones
08:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> simba
08:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos <3
08:00 <simba> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> why so expensive when they leak sound to the entire nation around you?
08:00 <simba> did u buy some
09:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> simba
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and are so shit 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> well?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> no fucking way
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but I want to complain about others wearing them
09:00 <Bastardly_One> what a bunch of suckers
09:00 <simba> let them suffer
09:00 <Maurice> LIPSTICK TASERRRR
09:00 <Doodle> uh
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you have one?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice?
10:00 <Maurice> I'm watching Despicable Me
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a dangerous woman so wouldn't surprise me 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I was *attempting* ... emphasis on attempting ... humour
10:00 <Bastardly_One> epic fail as always
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I should leave humour to people that might actually be funny
10:00 <Maurice> You should leave the humour to the experts
11:00 <simba> i had a friend who tried to be cool by ragging on beats headphones then he turned around and bought a pair of skullcandies from JB Hi Fi and i just enjoyed the moment
11:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahaha
11:00 <Bastardly_One> they're alright but way overpriced
11:00 <Sponge> they say beats headphones just got bought by apple
12:00 <Sponge> it's what people are saying anyway
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I've found a good cheap arse brand I recommend for just walking about
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's that cheap arse brand Wicked
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not bad actually, way better than I expected
12:00 <Sponge> wicked weasel bikini headphones
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Ive only ever seen this brand at Woolies though
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah, cheap arse
13:00 <PietSAbabe> this guy on the voice
13:00 <PietSAbabe> he's fucking killin it 
13:00 <couleurs> yeh i got beats i'm cool
13:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously they're so shit 
13:00 <PietSAbabe> ive never heard anything so awesome
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and I hate the way they leak sound
13:00 <Lumeah> Great.. Can't watch it. 
13:00 <PietSAbabe> and hes full on greek geek lookin
13:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone has shit taste that wear them I reckon
13:00 <simba> beats by Piet
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh simba
13:00 <couleurs> trips by Piet
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas has a new name by the way
14:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks to last night's ranting
14:00 <Bastardly_One> PieterPandas
14:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the similarities are uncanny at times
14:00 <cYbR> http://vimeo.com/93923609
14:00 <Lumeah> Trippy.. Insults
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Lumeah
14:00 <Lumeah> Yes? 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's more a play on the Peter Pan thing
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas is a man child IMO
15:00 <simba> Pieter is 1 f**d up mo*he* f*c**r
15:00 <Bastardly_One> psssssssssssssssst
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you typed the first lot of beeps
15:00 <Bastardly_One> one missing
15:00 <Bastardly_One> *typoed
16:00 <Lumeah> Wes nice to me. 
17:00 <Lumeah> Was
17:00 <Bastardly_One> who?
17:00 <PietSAbabe> shut up couleurs
17:00 <PietSAbabe> what you doin?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas can be ok ... he just has rage episodes about nothing
17:00 <Bastardly_One> especially if he wants attention and knows nothing of the topic being discussed
18:00 <Loof> off weed without hospital
18:00 <Loof> quite proud of myself
18:00 <Loof> first time ever
18:00 <Lumeah> Nuffin
18:00 <Loof> without losing it completely
18:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <couleurs> playing fifa 15 on my ps4 via jvc 4k projector useing a wireless hdmi cable
19:00 <Loof> going to fail the first drug test anyway though
19:00 <Loof> takes 45 days to get out of ur system 
19:00 <Loof> or some shit
19:00 <Loof> i'll just say i was weak and had a joint at a party
20:00 <Loof> but that it wasn't enough to rehook me
20:00 <couleurs> i'm fifa.i.am
20:00 <Loof> and as piet says they can "suck it"
20:00 <Excessive> takes one week fo dope not to show in ur urine , orraite
21:00 <simba> that week when u pee lil weed leafs can be seen in the pee stream like that vodka that has bits of gold in it
22:00 <Sponge> where can i watch piet saying suck it?
22:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> there are 3 videos
22:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> 1 is official. and then there are two artistic interpretations of it
23:00 <Sponge> you got a 4k projector couleurs? that's crazy
23:00 <Sponge> most cinemas don't LOL
23:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> haha couleurs 
23:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> you saw that too
23:00 <couleurs> 8)
23:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> he didnt realise you could just edit the source to at least make the most of it
24:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> not perfect, but better
24:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> or he can jailbreak the projector
24:00 <couleurs> lol
25:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> according to the law of newtwonian physizcs...i just gotta move this lens a bit back and yeah the focal length and shit
25:00 <Sponge> PietSAbabe they're laughing at you buddy, stop nodding and defend yourself
25:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> oh fuck i can see all the lines of my finger print on the wall!
27:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> wireless HDMI is pretty good though i have to admit. just make sure it wont interfere with any bluetooth mouse
27:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
29:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[pong]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
29:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
29:00 <Loof> gtfo fgt
30:00 <cYbR> ^___________________________________________________^
31:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> ppl in here remember pong
31:00 <simba> Ping? Pong!
31:00 <simba> a game on PSX had a pong minigame and i played that more than the game
32:00 <Sponge> you are 1 crazy mofo
33:00 <couleurs> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[pong]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
37:00 <SeniorConstableAshBowden> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[pong]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
42:00 <Nikky`> Hey crash :o)
42:00 <Nikky`> Hey DemonsRun :o)
42:00 <crash> heya Nikky` :)
42:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
42:00 <ProfessorHaroldHorowitz> :p)
43:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
43:00 <Zade> whats happening Nikky`?
43:00 <Nikky`> Not a lot Zade, just chillin now all cleaning n washing done
43:00 <Nikky`> you?
43:00 <Nikky`> Now in my freshly made bed.. love it
44:00 <Zade> yeah not much, few drinks before i head out 
44:00 <Loof> alone :P
45:00 <Zade> you will never be alone will you Loof, with those little voices that keep talking to you 
46:00 <DemonsRun> Hey Nikky` 
46:00 <Nikky`> Yes, love being in my bed alone
47:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> hiiiiiiiii
50:00 <simba> you'll never walk alone Longie
50:00 <simba> Loof*
51:00 <Lishs^Husband> loooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
52:00 <Lishs^Husband> whos up for comin clubbing in melbourne tonight
52:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> pong is
54:00 <Lishs^Husband> nMew
54:00 <Lishs^Husband> ey baby
56:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8Al1eYMDek
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Clubroot - Talisman (May 27, 2010) 5:42 - Category: - 25,083 views - 217 likes (99.1%), 2 dislikes (0.9%)
56:00 <suprubberduck>  get   my honey come back    sometime
56:00 <suprubberduck> pushy a picard out my butt
56:00 <suprubberduck> sometime
02:00 <Lishs^Husband> xm you gook parasite
02:00 <Lishs^Husband> fucking asian loser
03:00 <Lishs^Husband> sif ban me in #Pd gay cunt
04:00 <doctor> skip
04:00 <Lishs^Husband> what
04:00 <Lishs^Husband> Lish is a loser
05:00 <doctor> why'd you get banned?
05:00 <Lishs^Husband> she left from my sick channel #NBA^PLAYOFFS
05:00 <Lishs^Husband> because Ethanol is a loser
05:00 <xm> i wasnt even around. but it sounds like you need a break skips
05:00 <Lishs^Husband> washed up faggot married to a gook
05:00 <doctor> i don't think you're banned
05:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> pooooooooooessssssssss
05:00 <Lishs^Husband> no xm
05:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> poooooooooooessssssssssss
05:00 <Lishs^Husband> it sounds like you need a break
06:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> j
06:00 <Lishs^Husband> you cant handle life
06:00 <Lishs^Husband> cause you're weak
06:00 <Lishs^Husband> weak asian
06:00 <xm> how are you going to maintain those HD^Averages m8
06:00 <Lishs^Husband> piss easy
06:00 <doctor> skip, what's going on mate?
06:00 <Lishs^Husband> i'm not the loser that was admitted to psyc wards 6 times in one year
07:00 <Lishs^Husband> you cant even finish my sick Wireless antennas game
07:00 <Lishs^Husband> i got upto 11 cunt
07:00 <Lishs^Husband> level 
07:00 <xm> that's probably not possible because if you get admitted too many times in a short space of time they will keep you longer
07:00 <Lishs^Husband> you seem to get admitted every 6 months on average
07:00 <Lishs^Husband> i think they have given up on you
07:00 <Lishs^Husband> you're a lost soul
07:00 <Lishs^Husband> and your soul is lost
08:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> ppl in here remember pong
08:00 <doctor> Skip, why'd you get banned?
08:00 <xm> [[[[[[pong]]]]]] mixes R&B and HipHop
08:00 <xm> if you know what i mean
08:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]>  nooooooooo
09:00 <Lishs^Husband> i know why i got banned
09:00 <Lishs^Husband> it was due to a highly obscene statement made in #PD last night
09:00 <doctor> Why?
09:00 <Lishs^Husband> at approximately 3AM
09:00 <Lishs^Husband> i don't wish to repeat it
09:00 <doctor> That's not unlike you
09:00 <doctor> What did you say?
09:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> ppl in here seem to like pong
09:00 <Lishs^Husband> i dont want to anyone mate
09:00 <xm> he said he was thinking of becoming Catholic
09:00 <Lishs^Husband> just xm
09:00 <Lishs^Husband> that gook faggot
10:00 <Lishs^Husband> lol
10:00 <doctor> Surely it couldn't be as bad as what you normally say
10:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> pong not gook
10:00 <Lishs^Husband> it was worse
10:00 <Lishs^Husband> actually
10:00 <fawks> I don't like when people diss xm
10:00 <fawks> Its rude
10:00 <Lishs^Husband> i do
10:00 <Lishs^Husband> its good mate
10:00 <Lishs^Husband> he loves it
10:00 <Lishs^Husband> he feeds off the abuse
10:00 <doctor> yes xm is hardly to person to diss
10:00 <xm> fawks -- im used to it. he does it to me in another channel -- like ages
11:00 <Lishs^Husband> xm gives Asians a bad name
11:00 <Sponge> i am listening to xm radio right now
11:00 <fawks> I feel protective 
11:00 <fawks> I want to shield him from abuse
11:00 <fawks> Even though he's more than capable of handling it
11:00 <doctor> Your hatred for asians is consuming you skip. If you don't get over it soon, you will surely die
11:00 <xm> but i know skips actually likes me -- he's just having an episode
11:00 <fawks> wahhh
11:00 <fawks> I see
11:00 <xm> eveyrtime i confront him about his issues he literally quits
11:00 <doctor> yeah he says you're very smart
11:00 <xm> everytime*
12:00 <Lishs^Husband> look at xm tryin to talk shit
12:00 <Lishs^Husband> with his little henchman
12:00 <Lishs^Husband> Doctor Dickhead
12:00 <Lishs^Husband> what a pathetic clown show
12:00 <Lishs^Husband> this place has lost it
13:00 <doctor> Skip, I'm sorry but things aren't going to turn out well for you
13:00 <Lishs^Husband> why's that mate?
14:00 <Lishs^Husband> i have only 1 gear doctor
14:00 <Lishs^Husband> Winning
14:00 <Lishs^Husband> im like charlie sheen
14:00 <Lishs^Husband> lol
14:00 <Lishs^Husband> not like u
14:00 <Lishs^Husband> asian faggot
14:00 <doctor> I've known you for a while and all, but lately you've completely gone off the rails - not it the typical sense as you've always been but from what you've told me about what's going on in your life at the moment
14:00 <xm> he's nearing course completion -- it happens to a lot of students
15:00 <Lishs^Husband> doctor you're the one that got fired from your brick layering job
15:00 <Lishs^Husband> fucin dum moron
15:00 <Lishs^Husband> you're destined for a life of poverty
15:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> ;erofhnelkfjen
15:00 <Lishs^Husband> even xm is beter than you
15:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> u all spastic
15:00 <Lishs^Husband> and hes Asian
15:00 <doctor> Skip, I care for you mate
15:00 <Lishs^Husband> you care for my cock
16:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> who wants to kissssssssssssssssssssssssss
16:00 <Lishs^Husband> i'll slide it up your asshole cunt
16:00 <Sponge> irc is full of asians
16:00 <doctor> This is why what I say hits you harder than it normally should
16:00 <Sponge> many are still in the closet
16:00 <Lishs^Husband> doctor i hope you burn in hell
16:00 <Lishs^Husband> for all eternity
16:00 <doctor> We'll burn together
16:00 <xm> you dont believe in Hell though skips
16:00 <Lishs^Husband> i know
16:00 <Lishs^Husband> it was just designed to piss him off
16:00 <Lishs^Husband> u thick faggot
17:00 <Lishs^Husband> hell/heaven is a fear mechanism
17:00 <Lishs^Husband> it dont exist
17:00 <Lishs^Husband> lol
17:00 <doctor> We're off to the abyss together, skip
17:00 <cYbR> hey Lishs^Husband there's a channel just for you
17:00 <cYbR> #cunts
17:00 <Loof> more like #pedos
17:00 <Lishs^Husband> doctor is the no.1 loser on Austnet
18:00 <xm> the abyss would be a great place to have a JVC projector
18:00 <xm> like total darkness
18:00 <Loof> Lishs^Husband is def a brother touching dadfucker from way back
18:00 <doctor> only for the living
18:00 <Sponge> the oscar pistorious trial was crazy tonight
18:00 <Lishs^Husband> Loof you had a half gook baby
18:00 <Lishs^Husband> lol
18:00 <Sponge> you should have been watching it xm
18:00 <Lishs^Husband> Rex expused u
18:00 <Lishs^Husband> half gook baby
18:00 <Lishs^Husband> that's very bad
19:00 <Lishs^Husband> i think very low of u
19:00 <Lishs^Husband> now
19:00 <Lishs^Husband> lol
19:00 <xm> Sponge, only thing interesting about that trial was when i thought i hear an old woman crying but it was Oscar on TV
19:00 <Loof> Lishs^Husband once fit an entire pizza up his ass, the only problem is it was the last pizza at the party, so he got bashed
19:00 <Lishs^Husband> Asians and abos' should be shot
19:00 <xm> i heard*
19:00 <Sponge> haha
19:00 <Lishs^Husband> xm reads newspapers cause it distracts him from his psychosis
19:00 <Lishs^Husband> he's a loser
19:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
20:00 <fawks> How is reading insulting lol
20:00 <fawks> LOL UR EDUCATED HA HA
20:00 <cYbR> yeah xm
20:00 <cYbR> sif read
20:00 <cYbR> sif be literate
20:00 <Lishs^Husband> fawks piss off u lebanese dog
20:00 <fawks> Woof
20:00 <Lishs^Husband> uve been on irc for too long now
20:00 <fawks> Ta ta
20:00 <crash> lol
20:00 <doctor> lol
20:00 <Serenity> urgh
20:00 <xm> i have a 100% fool proof way of removing people like that from here
20:00 <Lumeah> Lol
20:00 <Serenity> he makes me feel dirty
20:00 <gremlinz> i was 3 seconds away from a zline
21:00 <xm> anyone that says 'loser'
21:00 <cYbR> aha
21:00 <gremlinz> in fact..
21:00 <cYbR> ty
21:00 <fawks> Yay nikky
22:00 <Serenity> do it anyways gremlinz
22:00 <Serenity> he deserves it
22:00 <Loof> who is it anyway?
22:00 <Loof> plivent?
22:00 <fawks> no
22:00 <fawks> David
22:00 <fawks> Jwh 
22:00 <xm> im going to Graylands (Perth's #1 mental ward) and giving them all newspapers to read
22:00 <Loof> ah before my time
22:00 <fawks> Mechanic 
22:00 <xm> instant cure
22:00 <xm> it'll be like that movie Awakening
22:00 <fawks> Whatever his Nicks are
23:00 <xm> everyone will suddenly walk out and stop hearing voices
23:00 <gremlinz> done.
23:00 <Loof> should i reinroll?
23:00 <Loof> enroll
23:00 <Loof> fuck no cant even spell
23:00 <[[[[[[pong]]]]]]> poooooooooooooooooeseesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
23:00 <fawks> Yes
23:00 <Loof> cool :)
24:00 <fawks> Who the fuck is this pong wannabe
24:00 <fawks> Let's do a unit together loof
24:00 <fawks> lol
24:00 <Loof> how's things anyway?
25:00 <fawks> good
25:00 <Loof> sweet :)
25:00 <Loof> you're getting lots of vegetables and drinking enought water?
25:00 <Serenity> xm i thought they shut graylands down? or was it just part of it
26:00 <xm> they closed down a ward but that was due to safety
26:00 <Serenity> ohhh
26:00 <xm> they wanted to build another or something -- i forget
27:00 <Loof> do they let you smoke?
27:00 <xm> they do now
27:00 <Loof> worst thing about the ward, no smokes
27:00 <Loof> cool
27:00 <xm> they banned it for a while but it made people violent/nuts
27:00 <Loof> my brother is in dandy
27:00 <Loof> atm
27:00 <Loof> no smokes still
27:00 <xm> i believe it's state specific
27:00 <xm> yeh
27:00 <Loof> ah
28:00 <Loof> i might be mistaken
28:00 <Loof> he's semi coherent
28:00 <xm> they have that no photo producing device policy too but everyone does it
28:00 <xm> i.e. iphones
28:00 <Lumeah> The ant bully
28:00 <xm> hence why i didnt believe you first time i talked to you 
28:00 <xm> ages ago
28:00 <Loof> yeah np :)
28:00 <Loof> i cant remember shit lol
29:00 <Loof> been in so many times
29:00 <xm> i was looking up policies and crap about vic hospitals -- but that obviously means nothing because what they actually do on the grounds is always different
29:00 <Loof> always at exam time
30:00 <xm> and where ive been a few times, Graylands, they've passed down this tackling procedure specific to that hospital that is very aggressive. one person has died from the head trauma even
30:00 <xm> it's a problem because it's an old hospital
30:00 <xm> the newer hospitals start off with a clean slate
31:00 <Loof> i was injured by security, one of the cunts bent my thumb back and it hurt for like 6 months
31:00 <Loof> cause i kicked the office door in
31:00 <Loof> after sculling a bottle of jd
31:00 <fawks> : 
31:00 <fawks> :/
31:00 <xm> how did you manage to get JD in?
31:00 <cYbR> funny how people do dumb shit and complain when they get hurt
31:00 <cYbR> you could have just NOT kicked the door in, like a normal person
31:00 <Loof> wife wrapped it in a towel and threw it over the fence onto the greass
31:00 <Loof> grass
31:00 <xm> almost like prison
31:00 <Loof> one time she tried and hit the concrete
32:00 <Loof> wasn't impressed
32:00 <xm> the funny thing is -- after i know someone well
32:00 <xm> i send them photos of myself in Graylands
32:00 <xm> and they dont even know it
33:00 <xm> like the visitor rooms
33:00 <Loof> do you ever call it Gaylands?
33:00 <Loof> lol
33:00 <xm> no
33:00 <Loof> k
33:00 <xm> first time that ever occurred to me
33:00 <Loof> why do they put annos in psych ward?
34:00 <Loof> annorexics?
34:00 <xm> i generally refer to it as "the holiday resort"
34:00 <Loof> i remember them trying to force feed this annorexic guy
34:00 <xm> like when i disappear off IRC i'd tell them "im in the holiday resort" which is code for dont let my nickname expire etc etc
34:00 <Loof> fuck how long do you go in for?
34:00 <Serenity> it was always an insult when i was a kid
35:00 <Serenity> THEY SHOULD PUT YOU IN GRAYLANDS
35:00 <xm> 3 weeks to 2 months or so
35:00 <Loof> 2 months!
35:00 <Loof> i'd die
35:00 <Loof> 3 weeks is like my longest
35:00 <xm> im pretty inured by all this now
35:00 <xm> it doesnt insult me at all
35:00 <xm> which is why skips is wasting his time
36:00 <xm> if i told people all this publicly then i never cared
36:00 <Serenity> you're the most 'normal' nutter ive seen on here if you have to spend time there
36:00 <xm> and skips was wrong. ive been 7 times not 6 :D
36:00 <Loof> same i've nothing to hid
36:00 <Loof> i should hide more
36:00 <Loof> and divulge less
36:00 <Loof> self preservation and all that
36:00 <Loof> but meh
37:00 <xm> Serenity, im bipolar so my affliction doesnt affect me all the time
37:00 <Serenity> ohh ok that makes sense
37:00 <xm> in fact i keep forgetting that i am
37:00 <Loof> my voices never let me forget i'm schizo
37:00 <Serenity> well..tbh i dont know when to believe you and when not to lol
37:00 <Serenity> you could be lying right now
37:00 <xm> no, faux can verify
37:00 <fawks> Yeah he's not
37:00 <Serenity> ok
38:00 <Serenity> you understand my caution im sure
38:00 <Loof> doc is trying to put my on antidepressants now, glorified drug dealer
38:00 <xm> of course
38:00 <xm> the larger the channel...the more i will act silly
38:00 <fawks> You'll learn to tell when he's sarcastic lol
39:00 <Serenity> i just know hes hilarious
39:00 <fawks> Haha
39:00 <fawks> <3
39:00 <Nikky`> He has his moments
39:00 <xm> but when i do go crazy all that irrational behaviour is directed towards myself, not others
39:00 <Serenity> i wish i was more witty
39:00 <xm> because im introverted and dont seek attention etc
39:00 <Loof> i would never guess xm is bipolar. why does he his condition so well where my bipolar wife is a complete nutter?
40:00 <Loof> *handle
40:00 <Serenity> because he gets proper treatment
40:00 <Lumeah> There not all the same
40:00 <xm> yes, IRC :D
40:00 <xm> nah, music
40:00 <Serenity> i have a friend who is bi polar.. 10 months of the year you wouldnt know anything of it
41:00 <Serenity> but when she has her moments.. fuck
41:00 <xm> Loof: the only way a person can get over their illness is to be highly critical of themselves and be introspective -- analyse their every thought like stepping through source code line by line
42:00 <xm> not allowing yourself to deny anything
42:00 <xm> my illness was initially brought on my suppressing too many thoughts i didnt want to deal with
42:00 <xm> by*
43:00 <xm> the reason why bipolar appears to be worse than it is for many is because of the whole drugs/alcohol/sex thing
44:00 <Serenity> how old were you when you were diagnosed?
44:00 <xm> which is why the suicide rate is like 1 in 6
44:00 <doctor> yeah can't ignore the beast. or you can, just at your own peril
44:00 <xm> 22
44:00 <xm> most people are diagnosed in their early 20s
44:00 <crash> im sure heaps of people get misdiagnosed with it as well
45:00 <Serenity> it seems to be a new trend to be diagnosing late teens with it
45:00 <xm> yeah, well, borderline personality disorder was originally categorised under bipolar disorder
45:00 <Loof> do you have troubles sleeping xm?
45:00 <Serenity> 16-20's.. but i dont know how that works the mind is still growing at that age can they really have an accurate diagnosis?
45:00 <Loof> that's her worst problem
45:00 <xm> and it can be dangerous to misdiagnose because SSRIs are bad for bipolar people
45:00 <Loof> is seroquel an SSRI?
46:00 <xm> anti-psychotic from what i remember?
46:00 <crash> Loof ive been diagnosed with necrolepsy and insomnia 
46:00 <Loof> yep
46:00 <Serenity> ohhh i know a girl with BPD as well.. shes the craziest person i know
46:00 <crash> has to be one or the other 
46:00 <Serenity> shes had her children removed from her care
46:00 <xm> ive known a few BPD people. it's very difficult to deal with them
46:00 <Loof> that could happen to us any time
46:00 <Loof> zac taken away
47:00 <Loof> two crazies with a kid
47:00 <Serenity> yeah xm she has lost pretty much everyone in her life due to this
47:00 <Serenity> her family dont want to know her
47:00 <xm> they seem to manipulate everyone to get what they want
47:00 <Serenity> her friends dont want to know her
47:00 <Serenity> she goes on these sex binges where she literally just goes out and fucks random guys
47:00 <crash> she needs new friends then
47:00 <Serenity> could be 10 dudes in a week
48:00 <fawks> Yikes
48:00 <Loof> bet she stinks
48:00 <fawks> mean
48:00 <crash> more than likely Loof lol
49:00 <Serenity> well shes clean.. shes not homeless lol
49:00 <fawks> Just horny
49:00 <Serenity> its not even about being horny
49:00 <Serenity> its something to do with the bpd
49:00 <Loof> just wanting to feel different than feeling shit
49:00 <Serenity> its a very common part of it for people with it
49:00 <Loof> do anything
49:00 <Loof> to make that happen
49:00 <fawks> Hello dangerous guy
49:00 <Serenity> they have a really great fear of abandonment and crave that attention from people
50:00 <Serenity> sex gives them that for a while
50:00 <Loof> pieter prey
50:00 <Serenity> pretty much
50:00 <mrdanger> hey foe
50:00 <mrdanger> whats news
50:00 <Serenity> ironically enough their behaviour usually causes people to 'abandon' them
50:00 <fawks> Not much
50:00 <fawks> How bouts u
51:00 <Loof> Lan hasn't hit me in ages now :)
51:00 <Loof> she's actually been cool lately
51:00 <fawks> Lol
51:00 <fawks> Its always nice when you're not getting beat up by your wife
51:00 <mrdanger> fawks: not a great deal, being old
51:00 <Nikky`> Night guys n dolls
52:00 <fawks> Night niky
52:00 <mrdanger> home alone on a friday night, looking to irc to embrace me
52:00 <PietSAbabe> I had to evict a couple smurfs
52:00 <mrdanger> make me feel valid
52:00 <fawks> Cool Aaron you still studyng?
52:00 <Loof> studying vag
52:00 <mrdanger> yeah, GM actually gave me a perm full time job, but it stipulates in my contract that i have to graduate this year
53:00 <fawks> nice
53:00 <fawks> What's GN
53:00 <mrdanger> studying while working full time is a bit of a bitch
53:00 <fawks> M
53:00 <mrdanger> general motors :p
53:00 <Loof> holden
53:00 <fawks> ah
53:00 <fawks> Nice
53:00 <fawks> Congrats 
53:00 <mrdanger> thanks
53:00 <Loof> can you get me a cheap vb commodore?
53:00 <fawks> How many units you got legt
53:00 <Loof> :P
53:00 <fawks> Left 
53:00 <mrdanger> I've got 3 left (of 32 or something, double degree)
53:00 <fawks> Sheesh
53:00 <PietSAbabe> pretty sure the y gen of smurfs prefer to live in or under cupcakes n muffins now , the more colourful shows more amount of interest in these cupcakes when checking for smurf activity another other plain ones 
54:00 <fawks> .
54:00 <mrdanger> so I'm just doing 1 a semester, but I'm working 50 hours a week
54:00 <mrdanger> so its a bit brutal
54:00 <PietSAbabe> *nod*
54:00 <fawks> jeez
54:00 <fawks> Fu k that
54:00 <Loof> i'd perish
54:00 <mrdanger> in this job market unfortunately there isnt a lot of room to choose :p
54:00 <mrdanger> if i had my degrees it would be a different matter
54:00 <mrdanger> but for the next year or so, just workin for the man
54:00 <fawks> Ny cousin is double business and law
55:00 <fawks> Fuck that
55:00 <Loof> learn to pretend to swallow man
55:00 <fawks> Idk how she does it
55:00 <fawks> The content is insane 
55:00 <Serenity> im getting so nervous about starting uni lol its gonna be so much work
55:00 <mrdanger> I did IT/commerce, so it has been pretty easy
55:00 <fawks> You'll be okay sez!
55:00 <Loof> go sez!
55:00 <Loof> open uni?
55:00 <fawks> Start off 1 unit per SP
55:00 <Serenity> ye
55:00 <Loof> nice
55:00 <fawks> then do 2
55:00 <mrdanger> Serenity: it depends what kind of person you are
56:00 <mrdanger> my mum just got a bachelors and she was up at 3 AM in her study-hole researching shit
56:00 <Loof> mrdanger do you find if you study high, and do the exams high, you get high marks?
56:00 <mrdanger> I'm several years in and have yet to open a text book
56:00 <Serenity> i find it hard to switch off from things once ive begun them so im worried it will just consume me for the next 4 years
56:00 <mrdanger> loof: I do pretty well and I haven't ever put much effort in
56:00 <Loof> yeah but your iq seems like 190
57:00 <mrdanger> 140ish
57:00 <fawks> Textbooks are the biggest waste of money .. I've luckily only had to buy two so far and used like  2 pages
57:00 <fawks> The rest I found online 
57:00 <Serenity> i still have to buy mine, i only need one so far
57:00 <mrdanger> yeah, I have never actually read the books, my mum read them 3 times over and had multi-coloured markers
57:00 <mrdanger> but to be honest, she got HDs and I only get Ds
58:00 <fawks> I'm getting HD's without textbooks pfft
58:00 <mrdanger> my mum beat me at uni.
58:00 <Loof> i'm worried noone will hire a 40+ year old graduate
58:00 <fawks> You need study to graduate 
58:00 <fawks> Stop withdrawing 
58:00 <Loof> yeah
58:00 <Loof> true dat
58:00 <fawks> SRS just do 1 unit per SP
58:00 <mrdanger> loof: my mum ran a business for 30 years, was the president of the shepp chamber of commerce for 4
59:00 <mrdanger> and she still has no confidence, even after goin back for her degrees
59:00 <xm> the only good things about books, if you're in a male dominated course, is to wait for a friend to walk off and draw a 8====D dick bomb 2 pages further
59:00 <fawks> AW old people 
59:00 <mrdanger> I on the other hand, oll confidence, very little practical experience
59:00 <Serenity> ill just get passes lol
59:00 <fawks> No you won't ok
59:00 <Loof> i have a D and HD so far
59:00 <fawks> Also I hate the saying P's get the degrees 
59:00 <fawks> Fuck offm
59:00 <Loof> only 2 units acutally completed
59:00 <Loof> 4 withdrawls
00:00 <fawks> Your transcript is gonna be like
00:00 <fawks> W W W W W W W
00:00 <fawks> lol
00:00 <mrdanger> fawks: they stipulated in my contract I have to get my degree in the next year, the HR chick said "dont worry about your marks, just get the degree"
00:00 <Loof> yep
00:00 <mrdanger> so its pretty much dependant on context
00:00 <fawks> I don't think they look at transcripts so you'll be right 
00:00 <Loof> cool
01:00 <Loof> how many units down so far for you fawks?
01:00 <mrdanger> when I went for a job at GM 3 years ago, they said you have to be a credit average student
01:00 <fawks> 3
01:00 <Loof> nice!
01:00 <fawks> Meh
01:00 <fawks> Going so sloe
01:00 <fawks> W
01:00 <mrdanger> I wasnt, I got the job, and I'm the only example of them hiriing a studend straight after their placement
01:00 <Loof> well ur going forwards
01:00 <Serenity> my brother got all emo cause he got 1 D on his degree... the rest were all HD and double HD's n shit... im like.. fucken calm down you ass
01:00 <mrdanger> so it all just depends on how you do
01:00 <fawks> What's a double HD
01:00 <Serenity> i dont know
01:00 <Serenity> but he got 2 of them
01:00 <mrdanger> HHDD?
02:00 <fawks> wow
02:00 <fawks> Lol
02:00 <SexParlour> BIG TRUCK
02:00 <Serenity> hes all.. meh i didnt do THAT well..
02:00 <Serenity> fuck odd m8
02:00 <Serenity> off
02:00 <fawks> Haha
02:00 <fawks> That's awesome 
02:00 <gremlinz> 12 inches
02:00 <mrdanger> I haven't done well in my sudies but I haven't ever applied myself
02:00 <gremlinz> massive penis
02:00 <fawks> I've only gotten one credit for an assignment and it was my first one 
02:00 <mrdanger> like this semester, I've got the highest marks in my class, we're 9 weeks in an i havent been to a lecture
02:00 <fawks> I got 65/100 
03:00 <fawks> I felt so shit lol
03:00 <mrdanger> I think people are just generally pretty lazy, so its not too hard to compete
03:00 <Serenity> tbh ill be happy with anything thats passes.. my brain feels like mush
03:00 <Loof> fawks you have youth, employers like that
03:00 <Serenity> i dont expect to do well
03:00 <fawks> Well if you have that attitude!
03:00 <mrdanger> I have realised recently that I've said so much about myself on the internet, it would be really easy to find out my identity
04:00 <Serenity> serious.. lily is 9.. thats how long my brain has been stagnant
04:00 <mrdanger> im glad nobody cars
04:00 <Serenity> i feel so dumb some days
04:00 <Loof> i bet Serenity aces it
04:00 <xm> lol mrdanger 
04:00 <Loof> she'll get straight HD's
04:00 <Loof> you watch
04:00 <Serenity> dont suck ass me loof
04:00 <Serenity> we had this discussion
04:00 <Loof> oh yeah you're one of the few that doesn't work on
04:00 <Loof> my bad
05:00 <xm> i dont really think there's much people can do to me -- considering how all my family, friends and boss know about my history
06:00 <fawks> I searched for one of my pics on Google images 
06:00 <fawks> And you know how it comes up with similar images
06:00 <fawks> ...
06:00 <xm> yeh?
06:00 <fawks> They were all asian
06:00 <xm> haha
06:00 <fawks> Ffs
06:00 <Serenity> LOL
06:00 <Serenity> thats your inner fat asian kid love coming out
06:00 <fawks> Lmao
07:00 <fawks> Wtf
07:00 <fawks> Even an Asian dude came up
07:00 <fawks> Dear god
07:00 <xm> try it again without glasses on fawks 
07:00 <xm> that might have skewed results
07:00 <fawks> I didnt have glasses on!
07:00 <fawks> Lol
08:00 <Serenity> i think when it kind find a match it searches for photos with similar colours
08:00 <fawks> I've been asked before if I'm half Asian 
08:00 <mrdanger> Serenity: I just clciked the link in the topic and noticed there are names now. How do you feel about all us ircers fapping to you?
08:00 <mrdanger> *brings the conversation down*
08:00 <Serenity> if they pick my boobs to fap over then good for them and yay for my boobs
09:00 <xm> is someone fapping over my boobs? my nips are burning
09:00 <mrdanger> boobs without nipples are just bags of meat
09:00 <Serenity> lol!
09:00 <fawks> Loll
09:00 <Serenity> show us your boobs
10:00 <Serenity> i dont think anyone is as fond of my boobs as i am
10:00 <mrdanger> RHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
10:00 <mrdanger> thats the sounds my brakes make
10:00 <mrdanger> moving on, I'm awesome
11:00 <Serenity> lol
12:00 <Rhee> Lol hi
12:00 <Rhee> Fggy
12:00 <Rhee> Fggt
12:00 <mrdanger> woahhhhhhhh
12:00 <Rhee> Fucking phone
13:00 <mrdanger> I hope that was your phone and you werent just calling me a faggot
13:00 <Rhee> So was
13:00 <mrdanger> bastard.
14:00 <mrdanger> I was with my brother the other day, we drove by a sign that said "CAMP FIRE WOOD", and I was like .. "hehe.. camp.. fire wood" and my brother was all.. "FAGGOTS"
14:00 <mrdanger> maybe its just me, but I found it hilarrrrrrrrrious
14:00 <Rhee> Hahaha
15:00 <Rhee> Ive discovered snap chat and im thorougly confused... do you sent send pictures of retarded faces to people or something
16:00 <Rhee> Just*
16:00 <Serenity> snap chat is just an excuse to send nudes that people catn save or see more than once
16:00 <Loof> i think i remember Rhee?
16:00 <MrMark> booo!
16:00 <Loof> maybe not
16:00 <Rhee> No. You dont.
16:00 <Loof> k
17:00 <Rhee> How am I supposed to send nudes when I cant fit my entire self into a single picture?
17:00 <Excessive> can't save? even with a screen shot?
17:00 <mrdanger> yeah snap chat is for sexting, unfortunately I'm not that cool so I just get pics of my mates balls
17:00 <Loof> lol
17:00 <Rhee> Come help plz
17:00 <Loof> first world problems
17:00 <Serenity> WHEN I GROW UP I WANNA BE A PARKLAND MAZDA
17:00 <Serenity> CAUSE THEY ALWAYS GO TO BETTER HOMES
17:00 <doctor> is that ad still going?
17:00 <mrdanger> if we were to do a poll, would Rhee be top 3 hottest irc chicks ever?
17:00 <Serenity> yeah it was just on
18:00 <partay> mrdanger PROVE IT 
18:00 <Rhee> Dude, I got fat.
18:00 <mrdanger> partay: I don't see how I need to prove it
18:00 <doctor> it's cringe worthy
18:00 <partay> iMegaphone was by far the hottest
18:00 <Rhee> Im waiting for weightloss drugs to get here from america. Np
18:00 <Serenity> it gets stuck in my head
18:00 <partay> by a distance
18:00 <Loof> partgay should you be face deep in ur dads ass about now?
18:00 <Loof> shouldn't*
18:00 <partay> oh Loof you are a belly laff
19:00 <partay> cos youre all belly
19:00 <Rhee> I was going to run the weight off but figured if I was any good at it I would have gotten fat to begin with.
19:00 <partay> Loof is it true you look like pictard ?
19:00 <Loof> how much weight did you put on?
19:00 <mrdanger> rhee: I can only remember a pic of your face, and there was much eye makeup
20:00 <mrdanger> so unless you got like super fat i doubt it would make a difference
20:00 <partay> mrdanger you smoothie
20:00 <Rhee> Yea.. got pretty fat.
20:00 <mrdanger> rhee: fat eyes fat?
20:00 <Serenity> i dont believe you
20:00 <mrdanger> partay: im smoother than sandpaper on a penis
20:00 <Loof> she probably ate a big mac and put on 500 grams
20:00 <partay> chicks always think its worse than it really is 
20:00 <Rhee> Dont wear make up often now. Cbf
20:00 <Loof> so fat
21:00 <Rhee> Nah dude.. that 500grams plus like 13.5 kilos.
21:00 <Rhee> Post-baby problems. Fuck haha
22:00 <mrdanger> this is why I never got pregnat
22:00 <mrdanger> pregnant*
22:00 <Rhee> Lol!
22:00 <mrdanger> rhee: did you see the image in the topic?
23:00 <Serenity> i just realised you have no pierings anymore lol
23:00 <Rhee> Put off by the bottom right set. 
23:00 <Rhee> Lol sezz!! 
24:00 <partay> demons still gets full points for doing it 
24:00 <Rhee> Havent had any for soooo long
24:00 <Serenity> im a little slow
24:00 <Serenity> lol
25:00 <mrdanger> rhee: thats harsh bro
25:00 <Rhee> Id add mine to it but that means untucking them from my socks. No dice 
25:00 <partay> Rhee ante up then 
25:00 <mrdanger> rhee: anyway, my point was to be a melb chatter you need to do the handbra.
25:00 <Serenity> LOL i had to untuck mine from me shoes
25:00 <Maurice> Thanks, Serenity
26:00 <Maurice> Now I have the parkland mazda song stuck
26:00 <Serenity> hahaha
26:00 <Rhee> Lol sezz!
26:00 <Rhee> No handbra from me lol
26:00 <Serenity> how do ya keep ya nipples warm???
26:00 <Serenity> bed socks
26:00 <xm> would you rather have that song replaced with the Subaru one
26:00 <Rhee> Hahahaha
26:00 <mrdanger> I think I need to remind everybody to "Think Holden."
27:00 <Serenity> no thanks
27:00 <mrdanger> but if you don't think holden I will be unemployed, so.. think holden
27:00 <partay> mrdanger hows your chinese ?
28:00 <xm> i will think Holden...what happened
28:00 <Serenity> i drive a ford
28:00 <mrdanger> partay: che chan ni wan si bang
28:00 <Rhee> My taxi/ex has holden
28:00 <mrdanger> they were just random letters, so.. not good
29:00 <simba> my ex taxi is a holden
29:00 <Rhee> Lol
29:00 <Zade> oops i didnt buy a holden 
29:00 <mrdanger> zade: bastard.
29:00 <mrdanger> actually its okay because im in export, so as long as people in the middle east keep fixing their old GM cars, I'm sweet
29:00 <Zade> i knows soz i forgot about your job 
29:00 <mrdanger> rich bastards
30:00 <Rhee> Did you vote abbott?
30:00 <mrdanger> hahaha
30:00 <mrdanger> did anybody?
30:00 <Rhee> Apparently
30:00 <Serenity> no one will admit to it tho
30:00 <Sponge> is that the real crazy Rhee
31:00 <Rhee> No.
31:00 <Rhee> Im the other rhee
31:00 <mrdanger> they got less of the primary vote than labor, even though I heard some lib senator the other day saying labor had the lowest primary vote they've had in decades
31:00 <mrdanger> I wanted to jump in to the radio and slap him, and scream "YOU GOT LESS"
31:00 <mrdanger> but alas, nobody cares
32:00 <mrdanger> its but alas a tautology?
32:00 <Rhee> Baby is waking up. Shh pretend to sleep
32:00 <mrdanger> I don't have a baby.
33:00 <Serenity> how id he going Rhee?
33:00 <mrdanger> everybody yell stuff
33:00 <Serenity> and big man too
33:00 <Serenity> is
33:00 <simba> YELLING
33:00 <Rhee> Yea.. poops blood and vomits everywhere but otherwise ok. Lachlan is peachy lol loves school
33:00 <mrdanger> simba gets it.
33:00 <Serenity> oh no :( that doesnt sound good at all any answers?
34:00 <Serenity> yay lachlan school is good
34:00 <Rhee> Biopsy suggests cows milk protein allergy but i have to push for them to confirm it with tests so I can treat it.
35:00 <mrdanger> apparently cows milk isnt good for people in genral
35:00 <Loof> poor little guy :(
35:00 <mrdanger> u know, because its for cows
35:00 <Serenity> poor kid
35:00 <mrdanger> PietSAbabe, do you have any smack?
35:00 <PietSAbabe> now i do
35:00 <Serenity> rabies..
36:00 <Rhee> I stopped breast feeding because he was reacting to that too. Put him on aallerpro formula which helped most symptoms but made 2 of them worse.. being the blood and vomit.
36:00 <PietSAbabe> now its gone , i only have smack when it makes the sound smack , so yeh , only have it for a very short duration 
36:00 <TheRiddler> there's a protein in latex that causes latex allergies
36:00 <Serenity> have they done any ultrasounds or anything
36:00 <PietSAbabe> GET THE FORMULA THE CHINESE ARE ALL BUYING UP!~!!
36:00 <mrdanger> brb, just going to fap to the pic in the topic
36:00 <PietSAbabe> buy em in bulk and then resell it on ebay to china location
36:00 <Rhee> Nope. They will need to allergy test and once it is confirmed he can go on neocate
37:00 <PietSAbabe> they'll pay 5x more
37:00 <PietSAbabe> :)
37:00 <Serenity> you'd think being a baby they would move their asses to get it done asap
37:00 <PietSAbabe> I smell
37:00 <PietSAbabe> cat tuna:(
38:00 <TheRiddler> ot
38:00 <TheRiddler> oops
38:00 <Rhee> Theyre slack as fuck. They never listen to me. Even when he was born it took them 2 days to realise something was wrong when more then half that time U kept saying he didnt seem right
38:00 <TheRiddler> damn
39:00 <TheRiddler> new bub Rhee?
39:00 <TheRiddler> also ltns
39:00 <Serenity> thats fucked
39:00 <Rhee> By the time they realised I wasnt making up shit they had to empty his stomach via ng tube, whack him on IV and TPN and fly us to melbourne. Whos the silly c word now?
39:00 <Serenity> :( thats so unfair poor bubba
39:00 <Rhee> Yea riddler
39:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
40:00 <TheRiddler> congrats
40:00 <Rhee> Thanks
40:00 <TheRiddler> how many kids do you have now
40:00 <Rhee> 2
40:00 <TheRiddler> ahh cool
40:00 <Rhee> 5 year old and nearly 6 month old
41:00 <Serenity> im babysitting a 4 month old tomorrow night
41:00 <Serenity> im a little excited
41:00 <Skirmish> Who is your daddy Rhee, and what does he do? 
41:00 <Rhee> Nawww lol baby cuddles!
41:00 <Serenity> shes the most snuggalicious bubba ever
41:00 <Rhee> Some prick.. picks mushies.
42:00 <Rhee> I want a pink one.. but get fucked if im gettinv pregnant again. Noooo way.
42:00 <Skirmish> ShadowLurker: Your woman is going to get clucky.  You may want to be careful with the wand of fun. 
42:00 <PietSAbabe> throws boiling water over it and then adds choc quik and milk
42:00 <Serenity> 3rd pregnancy ruins you rhee
42:00 <Serenity> dont do it lol
42:00 <Skirmish> I thought by saying "You want a pink one" that you had 2 black babies .... 
43:00 <Rhee> Haha second was horrid enough. Mild Preeclampsia was just ughhh
43:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker is a mo growing pot head Skirmish im sure his swimmers are dead by now
43:00 <Skirmish> lol Serenity
43:00 <Rhee> Lol pink one = girl
43:00 <Skirmish> He's such a no hoper.
43:00 <Serenity> sure is
44:00 <Rhee> Males.
44:00 <Maurice> I couldn't think of anything worse than babies
44:00 <Skirmish> If babies were born 12yo I would have one a year. I love hanging out with my boy. 
44:00 <Maurice> No offence
44:00 <Serenity> thats why im excited about alice
44:00 <Serenity> she gets to go home!
44:00 <Serenity> lol
44:00 <Maurice> Lol
44:00 <Rhee> The babies I like.. putting up with their fathers, not so much lol
44:00 <Skirmish> We were chilling out on the lounge going through youtube vids about scientifici stuff for 2 hours tonight. 
44:00 <Maurice> Theres a random beeping noise outside and it's pissing me the fuck off
45:00 <mrdanger> if I had a gf who got pregnant I'd invite her to a showcase for stairs
45:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: A truck is about to come plowing through the front of your house. 
45:00 <Maurice> It's not loud enough
45:00 <Maurice> And its been going for about an hour
45:00 <Skirmish> mrdanger: Then you'd end up paying child support for a kid that would grow into Bastardly_One. 
45:00 <TheRiddler> [16:02] <TheRiddler> my nephew was playing in his walker
45:00 <TheRiddler> [16:02] <omfgbbqhax> she is only 3
45:00 <TheRiddler> [16:02] <omfgbbqhax> i want my god damn cuddles in bed
45:00 <TheRiddler> [16:03] <TheRiddler> he came to where I was sitting and staring n smiling n stuff
45:00 <TheRiddler> [16:03] <TheRiddler> *started
45:00 <TheRiddler> that was this morning lol
46:00 <Maurice> This might be hard to believe, but babies smile
46:00 <Maurice> They smile at the wall
46:00 <Maurice> You're not that special
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol atleast he's not scared of me
46:00 <Skirmish> They smile because they have wind and can't fart it out. 
46:00 <Rhee> Mine doesnt
46:00 <TheRiddler> :(
46:00 <Maurice> Mine used to talk and laugh at something I couldn't see
47:00 <mrdanger> Skirmish: true, but here is some random words that could be made in to an argument about how you dont know everything your kids does
47:00 <Rhee> My youngest makes you work for smiles.. laughs are even harder. Serious as fuck most of the time
47:00 <mrdanger> because im pretty sure thats where we left off
47:00 <Skirmish> If anyone is interested in History you need to go to a website that has "Dan Carlin's Hardcore History" available. 
47:00 <Skirmish> It's awesome.
47:00 <PietSAbabe> my cats tail goes up when its happy
47:00 <PietSAbabe> it cant smile
47:00 <PietSAbabe> :(
47:00 <Rhee> Lol
47:00 <Skirmish> Have not listened to music in over a week in the car ... cruising around listening to podcasts. 
48:00 <Rhee> Pieter the crazy cat lady
48:00 <Skirmish> mrdanger: I know enough. Let's leave it at that. 
48:00 <Sponge> tell me aout your podcasts Skirmish
48:00 <Maurice> Skirmish you're talking about youtubing science shit with your boy, mine just goes to me 'aren't you impressed I can clap with my feet?'
48:00 <Maurice> Not really, no
48:00 <mrdanger> Skirmish: if you buy a holden you can use stitchit or other programs to listen to podcasts!
48:00 <Maurice> My cat smiles
48:00 <Maurice> She also bites
49:00 <Skirmish> I have a holden ... I stream off my phone via bluetooth. 
49:00 <mrdanger> buy a new one
49:00 <mrdanger> we could use it
49:00 <mrdanger> the sales, I mean
49:00 <Sponge> what podcasts do you recommend Skirmish
49:00 <Maurice> mrdanger I have a new one on order
49:00 <Maurice> Due next month
49:00 <Rhee> I have to sneak past my eldest most of the time.. if he catches me when im not busy he will talk non stop about minecrafg and i dont fucking understand lol
49:00 <mrdanger> Maurice: vf, cruze, captiva?
49:00 <Maurice> VF
50:00 <mrdanger> nice, theyre good cars
50:00 <Serenity> LOL minecraft
50:00 <mrdanger> I had a VF last week
50:00 <Serenity> my kids too rhee
50:00 <Maurice> Rhee mine plays minecraft on Serenity and ShadowLurkers server lol
50:00 <Skirmish> Sponge: Startalk ... because any black man that makes fun of religion should be listened to ... Dan Carlin's Hardcore History, TED Radio Hour, and The Instance world of warcraft podcast.
50:00 <Sponge> minecraft reminds them of lego
50:00 <mrdanger> bbl
50:00 <Sponge> kids love lego
50:00 <dangerAFK> oh wow I can change my nick in here again! 
50:00 <Rhee> Lachie has it on xbox. X.x obsessed
51:00 <dangerAFK> rhee: so what you're saying is no handboobs?
51:00 <Rhee> He has lego... wont fkn touch it. :(
51:00 <Maurice> I'm sick of hearing 'STOP IT! GET OUT OF MY HOUSEEEE'
51:00 <Serenity> we've got a server up for the kids so weirdo 40 year old men cant talk to them
51:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <Rhee> No handbra
51:00 <Maurice> Just that weird 30yr old ShadowLurker
51:00 <dangerAFK> rhee: this saddens me.
51:00 <Rhee> Lollllll
51:00 <dangerAFK> bblish
51:00 <Skirmish> Rhee: Wait until your eldest has headphones on getting all tactical with his mates on how they need to use the full auto AK47 with super sight in order for their team to win BF4. 
51:00 <Serenity> call tried to call on skype the other day
51:00 <Serenity> pauls like... o.o
51:00 <Serenity> im not answering that
52:00 <Maurice> Yeah just ignore him lol
52:00 <Rhee> How old are the kids on that server
52:00 <Serenity> my two are 6 and 9 maurices is 11
52:00 <Maurice> I don't even answer his skype calls
52:00 <Maurice> And I'm only sitting 15mtrs away
52:00 <Rhee> Pc yea
52:00 <Maurice> 1.5
52:00 <Serenity> yeah
52:00 <Skirmish> Ethan hasn't played Minecraft on the PS3 for a while.  I got into his game and filled his mines and homes with lava. 
52:00 <Maurice> Mine all play on sony with Cals friends
52:00 <Rhee> Ill have to buy a pc lol
53:00 <Maurice> But thats still annoying 'STOP KILLING ME!' 'I'M NOT! I'M JUST SHOOTING ARROWS AT YOUR ROOF'
53:00 <Serenity> theres always fucking fights here
53:00 <Serenity> ANT WRECKED MY HOUSEEEE
53:00 <Rhee> Hahahaha
53:00 <Serenity> ANT WONT LEAVE ME AND CAL ALONEEE
53:00 <Maurice> So they can do kissy stuffs
53:00 <Rhee> I played with lachlan once.. built a big as fuck castle and then he blew it up with a creeper.
53:00 <Rhee> Then I quit
53:00 <Maurice> Kids are jerks
54:00 <Rhee> Yep
54:00 <Skirmish> But as a parent you can be a jerk back and they can't complain! 
54:00 <Skirmish> Cause if they do you eat their icecream. 
54:00 <Rhee> He cries.
54:00 <Maurice> Mine aren't big on icecream
54:00 <Maurice> So that wont work
54:00 <Serenity> ant got to the end to kill the nether dragon or whatever it is
54:00 <Maurice> I just tell them I'll sell their ipods
54:00 <Serenity> ender dragon
54:00 <Rhee> Lol
55:00 <Maurice> Oh, I thought Tyler was making that ender dragon shit up
55:00 <Rak> Minecraft?
55:00 <Skirmish> Ethan was coming over expecting to see our new 55inch tv ..... shame it's getting fixed.
55:00 <Rhee> Wtf is a hero brian?
55:00 <Serenity> lol yeah thats the end of the game Maurice
55:00 <Skirmish> Bring tv home ... busted out of the box. FML.
55:00 <Serenity> herobrine lol its like a ingame folktale
55:00 <Maurice> I'd demand they replace it, not fix it
55:00 <Rhee> Lachlan keeps talking about it
55:00 <Rhee> Im like.. uhhhh ok?
56:00 <Serenity> does he watch the youtube channels?
56:00 <Rhee> Religiously
56:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: We've already come to an arrangement that if anything else stops working on it in the next 3 months it will be a new tv. 
56:00 <Maurice> Do NOT let him watch the stampy ones
56:00 <Serenity> haha same here
56:00 <Serenity> i will fucking KILL stampylongnose
56:00 <Skirmish> Watch VSAUCE on youtube. 
56:00 <Rhee> Hes obsessed with stampy
56:00 <Maurice> Our first plasma started fucking up less than a week old
56:00 <Rhee> Stampys lovely world
56:00 <Maurice> They were going to fix it but Cam put his foot down
56:00 <Maurice> So we got a new one
56:00 <Maurice> This is going back awhile though
57:00 <Skirmish> Yeah only loof buys plasma tv's these days.
57:00 <Rhee> Hahaha why so much stampy hate?
57:00 <Serenity> the voice
57:00 <Maurice> I can't stand stampy, I want to rip his voicebox out
57:00 <Serenity> is soooo annoying
57:00 <Rhee> Lollllllllll
57:00 <Maurice> Skirmish, this was, uhm 8 yrs ago
57:00 <Skirmish> BUT THE BLACKS ARE BLACKER AND THE REFRESH RATE IT BETTAH! 
57:00 <Maurice> That tv is in my room now, coz we need a 42 inch in there..
57:00 <Skirmish> is*
58:00 <Skirmish> We're waiting for the new tech to come out so this tv was only a cheapy. 
58:00 <Rhee> I have 42 inches. ;)
58:00 <Maurice> Rowrr
59:00 <Skirmish> $875 55INCH LED 3D Smart TV - Bargain.
59:00 <Maurice> We got our 3D one towards the end of last year
59:00 <Skirmish> It connects to the interweb ... wonder if I can irc on my tv ... 
59:00 <Maurice> You can lol
59:00 <Rhee> Lol
59:00 <Maurice> I've done it
59:00 <Skirmish> I think Kayla may look at me chatting on irc on tv and rethink the wedding plans.
59:00 <Serenity> i have a fucken headache
01:00 <Rhee> I have $5 in my bank and its bugging me. I want to spend it on something gay from ebay
01:00 <Rhee> Not sure what though
01:00 <Skirmish> Why no something hetro?
01:00 <Rhee> You homophobe? :p
02:00 <Skirmish> Well I am officially out of pineapple juice. My semen is destined to taste worse than whatever it tastes like now. 
02:00 <Rak> Skirmish hates fags
02:00 <Rak> dudz for example
02:00 <Rhee> Yuck
02:00 <Skirmish> I'm not a hater Rak!
02:00 <Rak> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
03:00 <Maurice> I had pineapple juice at the Dome the other day and mum goes 'is that for when Cams home?'
03:00 <Skirmish> I accept dudz for his choices in life .... even if he is a raving homo. 
03:00 <Maurice> Eww mum!
03:00 <Rhee> Lol
03:00 <Serenity> Rhee do what i do go on ebay and see how many things you can buy for $5
03:00 <Serenity> its fun
03:00 <Maurice> Get some loom bands
03:00 <Skirmish> I will pretend that you did not just laugh contemptuously at my statement Rak. 
03:00 <Rak> i disagree.  even though he is a raving homo, i do not think you should accept his obviouslyu poor life choices
04:00 <Rhee> My mum shaved her head for that cancer charity.. now my mum looks like a man 
04:00 <Rak> no, i got the veiled humour :)
04:00 <Skirmish> They don't have any impact on me thankfully.
04:00 <Rhee> Lol sezz what do i look for though
04:00 <Skirmish> DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY.
04:00 <Skirmish> No wait .... 
04:00 <Rhee> Wtf are loom bands
04:00 <Skirmish> Play that backwards.
04:00 <Serenity> ermergerd
05:00 <Maurice> Also, reject shop has them for $3
05:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t31.0-8/966574_10151997630557331_2706269297056454678_o.jpg
05:00 <Serenity> LOOM BANDS
05:00 <Serenity> make these!
05:00 <Maurice> Turns out control F doesn't open a new tab..
05:00 <Rak> and what instruments do they play?
05:00 <Skirmish> Itunes must be thinking "Check out this cheap bastard downloading 20+ hours of free podcasts and buying nothing"
05:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-b-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t31.0-8/10275431_10151996001172331_1825848682887132309_o.jpg
05:00 <Sponge> Skirmish you are crazy
06:00 <Skirmish> Why? 
06:00 <Sponge> oh.. you literally are aren't you?
06:00 <doctor> do you get them in showbags?
06:00 <Skirmish> Because my thirst for knowledge is unquenchable? 
06:00 <Rhee> J dont make stuff. Tried to crochet a blanket like the ob designs ripple blankets that mothers are going nutso over... got lazy though
06:00 <Sponge> i like podcasts too
06:00 <Serenity> you do not
06:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I am downloading 13 hours of Startalk podcasts alone.
06:00 <Rhee> Instead i paid $90 for a real one.
06:00 <Sponge> Skirmish my recommedation to you for a podcast is 'this american life'
06:00 <Serenity> lol
06:00 <Rhee> :/
06:00 <doctor> they'd be great in a showbag
06:00 <Serenity> lachlan would love these
07:00 <Skirmish> I am more of a thinker than a commentator. 
07:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10341462_10151997873907331_5918671617571186500_n.jpg
07:00 <doctor> I'm more an idiot than anything
07:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10269590_10151994704847331_1107645538839072229_n.jpg
07:00 <Sponge> tell you Skirmish repay me with a good podcast
07:00 <Serenity> etc
07:00 <Skirmish> Are they made out of the rubber bands used in braces?
07:00 <TheRiddler> rooster teeth podcast
07:00 <Skirmish> I've already listed many good ones Sponge. 
07:00 <Serenity> they look similar lol
07:00 <TheRiddler> that's all I listen to
08:00 <doctor> great for showbags. i wonder if you could pitch your idea and get paid for it
08:00 <Sponge> ok i'll try rooster teeth
08:00 <couleurs> i'm a genious
08:00 <Rhee> So theyre bracelets?
08:00 <Serenity> no you make bracelets from the bands
08:00 <Rak> they'd be romantic from a 12 yr old
08:00 <Skirmish> Neil deGrasse Tyson is the only black man I will let whisper in my ears as I lay in bed drifting off to sleep.
09:00 <Rhee> Oh lol
09:00 <doctor> Really? That guy?
09:00 <Rak> woah no obama cravings?
09:00 <Serenity> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tBc7Am1JpAc/UnRs6vqklPI/AAAAAAAAFwI/VhfAAtI_k1E/s1600/extending-rainbow-loom-bracelet-one-loom.jpg
09:00 <Skirmish> doctor: What's wrong with that guy?  
09:00 <doctor> don't like him all that much
09:00 <Rak> i'm not gay but i'd go down on obama
09:00 <doctor> no reason, all feeling
09:00 <Skirmish> "The good thing about science, is it's true even if you don't believe in it".  BAM ... fuck you religion. 
10:00 <Rhee> Nighttt
10:00 <Rak> yeh i'm sure any logical reasonable phrase could shake the foundations of religious ppl
10:00 <Skirmish> Her husband just got home from the pub ... she had to get off quick before he seen her chatting and bashed her. 
10:00 <Pyro->  LIKE.. "GOD ISN;T EVEN REAL, FOOLS"
10:00 <Pyro-> oops caps
10:00 <SexParlour> religion can suck my cock
11:00 <SexParlour> mormons jehovas can all fuck off
11:00 <Rak> i think religions are against sucking any cock
11:00 <Skirmish> Rak: I was reading blogs from religious folk who are up in arms over the cosmos redo that Tyson is part of.
11:00 <Pyro-> i'm partial to scientology .. they have some very reasonable theories
11:00 <SexParlour> lol
11:00 <Skirmish> Them religious people will make an argument out of just about anything.
11:00 <SexParlour> its not even religion
11:00 <SexParlour> scientology is some bullshit sect
11:00 <Pyro-> yes it is
11:00 <Rak> yeh i've read how several broadcast stations "accidentally" blanked out during the evolution bits of cosmos
11:00 <SexParlour> NOPE
11:00 <Pyro-> well, it's classed as one
11:00 <SexParlour> its like bretherens
12:00 <SexParlour> just because its classed as one doesnt mean shit
12:00 <SexParlour> its classed as one so them dodgy cunts can dodge tax
12:00 <Skirmish> Pyro-: ALL HAIL XENU
12:00 <SexParlour> thats why
12:00 <SexParlour> fucking retards
12:00 <Pyro-> i think anyone that isn;t a scientologist, realises it's just bullshit
12:00 <SexParlour> fucking auditing
12:00 <Skirmish> Cleanse those thetens from your body!  GET CONTROL! 
12:00 <SexParlour> what a crock of shit
12:00 <Pyro-> but.. afaik.. so are all religions
12:00 <Pyro-> yet to be proven wrong
12:00 <SexParlour> ok 
12:00 <SexParlour> heavens gate
12:00 <doctor> im too poor to be a scientologist
12:00 <SexParlour> fuckwits thought a comet
13:00 <SexParlour> or some shit
13:00 <Skirmish> Scientology have got the business model for selling religion down to fine art though. 
13:00 <SexParlour> so they drank cyanide
13:00 <SexParlour> to be cleansed
13:00 <Rak> i dated a catholic girl.  it's not just BS and fairy tales to them
13:00 <SexParlour> they died
13:00 <Pyro-> tom cruise won't come out the closet
13:00 <Skirmish> They just don't have the history that the Catholic church has. 
13:00 <SexParlour> thought they would go to heaven
13:00 <SexParlour> what a crock
13:00 <Rak> we had an ...accident and she actually said she felt God would take care of it
13:00 <Maurice> Fucking random beep is still going
13:00 <Skirmish> Rak: Best sex ever? 
13:00 <Rak> i disagreed with her
13:00 <SexParlour> david karesh
13:00 <SexParlour> that fucking idiot
13:00 <Maurice> Sounds like a smoke alarm on steroids
14:00 <Rak> nah not by a long shot, Skirmish :)
14:00 <SexParlour> raped ppl
14:00 <Pyro-> you're a random beep!!
14:00 <SexParlour> then burnt them all
14:00 <SexParlour> remember that
14:00 <SexParlour> it was a cult
14:00 <Maurice> I'll beep your face in a minute!
14:00 <SexParlour> scientology is a cult
14:00 <SexParlour> christianity is a fucking cult
14:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. beep it on!
14:00 <SexParlour> speaking in tongues lol
14:00 <SexParlour> god is speaking in a language
14:00 <SexParlour> lol
14:00 <Skirmish> lol god would sort it out.  "Baby, unless he's got a coat hanger and a cordless drill he ain't going to be helping us at all". 
14:00 <SexParlour> my god what a fucking crock of shit
14:00 <SexParlour> religion has ruined the world
15:00 <SexParlour> it has caused numerous wars
15:00 <Scattered> true
15:00 <SexParlour> very true
16:00 <doctor> god is all language
16:00 <Skirmish> I am such a nerd. I am downloading a 2 part doco about the East India Company. 
16:00 <Scattered> very very true
16:00 <Scattered> and as for the people that believe...
16:00 <Rak> the jon stewart quote that religion provides comfort to all the people who have had their lives ruined by religion
17:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/988852_522316924539277_2338031152715832474_n.jpg
18:00 <Serenity> LOL Maurice ive got a song i play all the time and thas police sirens in it
18:00 <Maurice> There was a song in the late 90s 'someone answer the phone' and the noise in it sounded like my mobile, when you're off your tree you spend ages trying to answer the call
18:00 <Serenity> and i shit myself
18:00 <Serenity> every time
18:00 <Maurice> Only to find out there is no call :(
18:00 <Maurice> Somebody* maybe
18:00 <Loof> my tv has no audio out except that digital shit
18:00 <Loof> so poxy
19:00 <Skirmish> http://braveish.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Neil-deGrasse-Tyson-and-what-comedian-configured-the-region-between-our-legs.jpg
19:00 <Serenity> get a better connection cougz
19:00 <Skirmish> LOL 
19:00 <Googie85> yup
19:00 <Maurice> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zegVX8lXGPs
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mario Piu Communication (Somebody Answer The Phone) (Jul 22, 2013) 2:42 - Category: - 2,809 views - 12 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
19:00 <Rak> isn't that a seinfeld quote?
19:00 <Maurice> That one
19:00 <Skirmish> A womans vagina is "An entertainment complex built around a sewage system"
22:00 <Loof> wish i had some lsd
23:00 <Skirmish> If you had of bought a LED tv instead of a plasma tv loof you might not be so keen to take drugs. 
23:00 <Maurice> Or get a 3D one, take drugs and watch How To Train Your Dragon
25:00 <Skirmish> I was all set to chat with you guys next week but we have to go to Sydney and I am not going to have time down there. :( 
26:00 <simba> :(
26:00 <Loof> got this the other day: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exercise-induced_nausea
27:00 <Loof> Another possible cause of exercise induced nausea is overhydration. Drinking too much water before, during, and/or after extreme exercise (such as a marathon) can cause nausea, diarrhea, confusion, and muscle tremors.[4] Excessive water consumption reduces or dilutes electrolyte levels in the body causing hyponatremia.[5]
27:00 <Loof> not pleasant
27:00 <Loof> 3 days of gatoraid fixed it
29:00 <Loof> stupid personal trainer back in the day told me you can never have enough hydration while working out
29:00 <Bastardly_One> well
29:00 <Loof> so lies
30:00 <Bastardly_One> don't ask me how I find this shit
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but I have news for Serenity
30:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/2014/05/faygo-announces-new-flavor/
30:00 <Loof> cause sugar is better for you than maccas
30:00 <Bastardly_One> where the fuck I find this I ha e no idea
30:00 <Skirmish> That is why they suggest that you drink powerade or similar after heavy exercise and then water after that. 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> *ha e
30:00 <Bastardly_One> have also
30:00 <Bastardly_One> jesu
30:00 <Bastardly_One> s
31:00 <Loof> christ pose
31:00 <BlackDevil> lol fez got zlined
31:00 <Serenity> yes loof people think drinking gallons of water is good for rehydration but its not
31:00 <Serenity> and it can be quite dangerous
31:00 <Skirmish> Loof ... you are not going to cause yourself a problem with overhydration because your work outs are not all that strenuous. 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
31:00 <Bastardly_One> look for that flavour
31:00 <Serenity> its why they tell you to give children hydralyte instead of water with viruses that make them vomit
31:00 <Loof> yeah i could have went into a coma with that hyponatremia shit
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and tell me in the end if it's worth me going to the us store in melb to get it
32:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds yum
32:00 <Serenity> no one sells it here
32:00 <Skirmish> lucozade ftw
32:00 <Bastardly_One> booooooooooooo!
32:00 <Bastardly_One> cotton candy sounds yum as
33:00 <Skirmish> http://cms.performance.442.haymarketnetwork.com/contentimages/li-PERF_INFOGRAPHIC2.jpg
33:00 <Bastardly_One> next free day I have when it's a legit free day and not arsing about 
33:00 <Loof> would hydralyte be better than gatorade?
33:00 <Loof> serenity?
33:00 <Serenity> you can make your own elecrolyte water with salt and sugar its like 1l to so many teaspoons of salt
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I might have to see if the US imports store in Melb stocks it
34:00 <Serenity> yes it would loof less sugar
34:00 <Loof> cool as
34:00 <Serenity> but you can get sugar free powerade now
34:00 <Serenity> its nice too
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that Adams something brand rehydrates well I think
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Adams Ale maybe?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd all of seen it a billion times
35:00 <Loof> wow hydralyte is expensive as
35:00 <Loof> :(
35:00 <Bastardly_One> not being a know it all as I'm often under hydrated
35:00 <Loof> headaches?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but more from if it's an epic coughing day
36:00 <doctor> you can feel it in your kidneys
36:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
36:00 <Skirmish> Why are you paranoid you are not hydrated enough Loof? 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> what doctor said
36:00 <Serenity> http://www.hydralyte.com/
36:00 <simba> do u drink a lot of water every day Loof
36:00 <Loof> yeah shitloads
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
36:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe too much
36:00 <Bastardly_One> there is such a thing 
36:00 <simba> 2 much of a good thing
36:00 <Loof> i drank 4 litres before exercising when that happened to me
36:00 <Bastardly_One> forget what it's called
36:00 <Skirmish> Later life will tell you if you have drunk enough water or not.  If you get kidney stones, not enough water.
37:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
37:00 <simba> thats prob 2 much lol
37:00 <Loof> addicted to water
37:00 <simba> imagine all that sloshing around in you while youre running
37:00 <Bastardly_One> no probably abut it simba
37:00 <Serenity> yeah youre drinking too much water loof
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I forget what it's called
37:00 <simba> thanks
37:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt worry about electrolyte drinks
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but you can actually drink too much
37:00 <Serenity> theyre really only necessary if you are unwell or exercising A LOT
37:00 <Bastardly_One> someone google it for me 
37:00 <doctor> you hold on well Bastardly_One, you're good to keep around to rub in the faces of those so called health scientists
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't be fucke
37:00 <Bastardly_One> d
37:00 <Skirmish> Electrolyte drinks are only going to be beneficial if you are sweating a lot. 
37:00 <Loof> i puked when i finished my exercise then went dizzy all day
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a proven thing doctor
38:00 <Loof> and had muscle tremours and confusion
38:00 <Loof> think i push it too hard too
38:00 <Serenity> yes Skirmish or vomitting or pooping a lot
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you can drink too much but I can't be fucked sourcing the claim
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and what skirmish said
38:00 <Skirmish> Yeah excluding illness ... probably great for Loof's withdrawls. 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I need them in summer as heat and I don't get alone
39:00 <Bastardly_One> or else summer can make me ill sometimes
39:00 <Serenity> electolytes are very important for small children who are ill
39:00 <Skirmish> See how creepy you are? Even heat doesn't want to be alone with you.
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
39:00 <Loof> every time i have a cig i drink between 500ml and a litre
39:00 <Bastardly_One> touche
39:00 <Loof> afterwards
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I overheat easy
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and no-one can actually give me a reason why
39:00 <Bastardly_One> other than I do 
39:00 <Serenity> because you're old
40:00 <Skirmish> Got your thyroid checked? 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> funny you say that Skirmish
40:00 <Bastardly_One> even my mental state could be from that 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and it runs in the family
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd not be able to count how many times I've suggested a test
40:00 <Bastardly_One> to doctors far and wide
40:00 <Loof> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWZQybXeY6M
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brooke Satchwell in "THAT" Bikini. (Jun 27, 2010) 0:43 - Category: - 20,458 views - 30 likes (96.8%), 1 dislikes (3.2%)
40:00 <Skirmish> Demand it. 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I might seriously have to 
41:00 <SightBlinder> thats becasue you piked out on Morbid Angel
41:00 <Bastardly_One> because I kid you not
41:00 <Skirmish> Considering it is your thyroid that regulates body temperature .... 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I even have the slight lump in the throat feel 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> when swallowing
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yah but you might be right about actually demanding
42:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than, fuck you and another dismissal
42:00 <Loof> take the cock out before you swallow then
42:00 <Bastardly_One> would explain heaps of things
42:00 <Skirmish> Just tell the doctor you've been looking at it on the internet and you're getting anxious about it and it's impacting on your mental state worrying about it. 
42:00 <Skirmish> Doctors have to respond to certain trigger words. 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> what gets me with doctors though
43:00 <Bastardly_One> is that even something simple like that
43:00 <Bastardly_One> they act like it's gonna take 10 yrs out of their work time
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking 5 mins cunt
43:00 <Loof> i know for the life of me i cant get a doctor to taste my cock to see if i have Syphilis, dodgy man
43:00 <Skirmish> Go to a different doctor?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> thought where I go have a new set of doctors
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and country city
44:00 <Skirmish> Loof: You need to have sex to get that ... you're clean. 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you should know what that's like
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you get in where you can and stick to it
44:00 <Loof> yeah same with women
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and that should of read they have a new set of doctors now
44:00 <Skirmish> I got a medical centre where there is like 15 doctors. If one pisses me off I request to not see them again. 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I have one similar
45:00 <Bastardly_One> about 5 or so I think
45:00 <Skirmish> I wanted a full blood work up done on Ethan, doctor said no. Went to another doctor and got the referal. 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> used to be an expected 2 hr wait
45:00 <Loof> DrBore says that to his dad; "harden the fuck up"
45:00 <Skirmish> I won't have Ethan see that other doctor now.  
45:00 <Loof> maybe viagra DrBore
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I think I've found 2 of the new ones I like so far
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and not because they humour ... they listen
46:00 <Bastardly_One> remember that shoulder drama?
46:00 <Skirmish> Have you noticed if they have your picture up on the wall in the treating rooms as someone they think is just looking for drugs? 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the new ones I'm talking about finally checked that properly
46:00 <Loof> who doesn't
46:00 <Skirmish> Might be why they keep avoiding testing. 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than second guessed
46:00 <DrGore> loof you silly slut
46:00 <DrGore> how are you
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh trust me Skirmish
47:00 <Bastardly_One> it used to be like that ... scum central
47:00 <Bastardly_One> they cleaned it up heaps IMO
47:00 <Loof> cum central
47:00 <crash> might sleep, we all share that sensation in common yeah ?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so, nuh ... the new set of doctors would of experienced it to carry certain judgement calls
47:00 <Loof> nope
47:00 <Loof> no sleep 3 days :(
47:00 <Loof> oh well
48:00 <crash> have another billy
48:00 <Loof> builds character (in the form of brain tumors)
48:00 <simba> ur eyes must be red as fuck
48:00 <Loof> they sting like a bitch
48:00 <Loof> but there's too many activities
48:00 <simba> 4:1)
48:00 <DrGore> you can't even get sleep right
49:00 <Skirmish> Mother Mew. 
49:00 <Loof> wb Mewmew :)
50:00 <crash> what does Mew milk taste like
50:00 <Loof> heaven
50:00 <crash> lol
50:00 <Mew> gods jizz
50:00 <crash> probably skim
50:00 <Loof> might have my like 6th fap over mews boobs tonight
51:00 <Loof> cock is sore though
51:00 <Skirmish> Mew's breast milk could taste like Bastardly_One's manky knob but I'd not pass up the opportunity to wrap my lips around her nips! 
51:00 <Mew> r u srs
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... Skirmish
51:00 <Bastardly_One> do me one favour?
51:00 <Loof> yes Mew, i'm a sad sad man
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I have fuck all comebacks from a cbf'ed attitude
52:00 <Bastardly_One> pick on Loof instead
52:00 <Skirmish> cbf'd attitude = slow brain. 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> tonight it is 
52:00 <Loof> i have him on ignore
52:00 <Loof> so he can go for gold
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' A to that
52:00 <Mew> what if lan catches you Loof
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah boooooo!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> he does too Skirmish
52:00 <Loof> Mew i would be execute
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmm Saemon
52:00 <Loof> but it's worth it
52:00 <Mew> will she find me and kill me?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> talk
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Mew
53:00 <Loof> nah she'll never know who those puppies belong too
53:00 <Bastardly_One> probably hey?
53:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One what right do have to criticise doctors hrm? they have worked hard in their life to get to where they are now, decadeds of study
53:00 <Skirmish> Save up all your drug money and get your mrs a set of Mew bewbs Loof. 
53:00 <Saemon> and what have you done with your life?
53:00 <Saemon> what have you achieved?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh god
53:00 <Saemon> jack shit.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he had to say something fucking retarded huh?
53:00 <Mew> you cant buy Mew bewbz
53:00 <xm> #melbourne = Austnet's #1 amewsment park ... come here to see the main attraction!
53:00 <xm> ROFL Loof 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> floor is all your's Skirmish
53:00 <Mew> theres only one pair
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot be fuckd
53:00 <Saemon> so realise this, and feel ashamed the next time u wanna start shit on doctors you old soot
53:00 <Bastardly_One> *fucked
54:00 <Saemon> silly old man
54:00 <Bastardly_One> considering Skirmish and I were agreeing on something fuckwit
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and you have no idea with that random insulting
54:00 <Bastardly_One> sit the fuck down 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wait
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you already are
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> I saved up some five cents
54:00 <Saemon> lol 
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> and wasted it
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> five times
54:00 <Skirmish> You know Saemon is just going fishing, don't nibble his bait. 
54:00 <Saemon> i give ya that one b1
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
54:00 <Loof> even though you were just trying to get skirmish to randomly insult me Bastardly_One 
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ffs
54:00 <Saemon> i liked it
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> were you born, your mother shit out a wheelchair
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> I would smack you in the face nigga!
55:00 <Loof> but i have him on ingore
55:00 <Loof> so fail
55:00 <Mew> panda flood incoming
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm Eddie Murphy
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you were active Loof :P
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha ellies
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ummm Skirmish
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> I aint a loser dude
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> not like ur bf
55:00 <Bastardly_One> PieterPanda?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> spill his hash oil, on my mitchen floor
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that's Pandas new name
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> wont pay for it
55:00 <Bastardly_One> he keeps ranting like Piet of late
56:00 <Bastardly_One> PieterPanda
56:00 <Mew> PieterDoesntRide
56:00 <Bastardly_One> play on Peter Pan
56:00 <Bastardly_One> the man child
56:00 <Skirmish> It seems that Mew has magically fallen off ignore again.
56:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm fucking hilarious am I not?
56:00 <Saemon> mews nickname is tuckshop
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> I guess a guy that wipes chips in a maccas restaurant on the floor to get the oil
56:00 <Saemon> or tucky
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> but then Ellies
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> one of your best friends
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Mew
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt you say
56:00 <Saemon> because mews got flabby tuckshop lady arms
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> your girlfriends are all sluts?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you own no legs some fucking up for that 
56:00 <Saemon> you need to work out them triceps mew
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> and that bitch
56:00 <Mew> this story changes everytime lol
56:00 <Loof> i just feel like complimenting Mew all night, but it will only freak her out
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> she couldnt taste the alcohol
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
57:00 <Saemon> do some overhead dumbell presses mew
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> ben owes me
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'll get it off him when I bump into him
57:00 <Mew> nuffin
57:00 <Skirmish> Why are these twits attacking Mew? 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck knows?
57:00 <DrGore> skull crushes
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> he ruined a floor
57:00 <Bastardly_One> except I know one thing Skirmish
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> no kinda friend does it
57:00 <Bastardly_One> PieterPandas has a crush on her
57:00 <DrGore> close grip bench
57:00 <Saemon> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and when he goes on an episode
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> and doesnt offer to pay
57:00 <Bastardly_One> she gets ranted at
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> like anything
57:00 <Skirmish> He's forever going full retard at her. 
58:00 <Saemon> damn thats sad
58:00 <Bastardly_One> as for no legs he just joins in like a fuckhead
58:00 <Mew> dont say i didnt warn everyone about the panda flood 
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> could have been in jest and  said I'll pay you one cent
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> I could take that
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> but Ellie
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're a skank
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but he has a major crush on her 
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> u came over my house once
58:00 <Mew> panda flood section 2
58:00 <Bastardly_One> look at this shit 
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> met dylan
58:00 <simba> uh oh here we go
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> got drugs
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> n we didnt even have a conversation
58:00 <Mew> interval after this one guys
58:00 <Skirmish> Panda's got a full lady boner over you tonight Mew. 
58:00 <Saemon> uh oh simba is here
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> n i got ur photo
58:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not here wew go simba
58:00 <Mew> we can go get chips
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> with Ben
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> n number
58:00 <Mew> n milkshakes
58:00 <Bastardly_One> this is take 2 of last night
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> n address
58:00 <Bastardly_One> only it was me last night
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he's having his episode time again
59:00 <simba> well if you want to get technical its like take six million
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> I've already spammed it
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> for fun
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> because you do not know me, it's an actual fact
59:00 <Skirmish> His mother must have told him to get a job and move out of home and he's having his emotional lash out here.
59:00 <Saemon> there should be a law
59:00 <xm> Mother Mew, as Skirmish says, is a lovely girl. 2 miracles will occur after her passing away. one being PandasDontDrive stops ranting every night and Pieter going to rehab. it's all that's needed for her canonization for sainthood
59:00 <simba> lets talk about the facts - classic rafa quote
59:00 <Saemon> on how long a child may stay at home for
59:00 <Bastardly_One> more like she didn't pay for something he wanted
59:00 <Saemon> moochin off the parents
59:00 <Saemon> like say
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's hella cut
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