#d&d - 2013-08-11 - AustNet Archive Project

// #d&d — 2013-08-11

1996 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016
Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
« 2013-08-10 2013-08-12 »
00:02 <Ultio> but i may be wrong haha
00:05 Ultio has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
11:09 <Yuugi> Waa~
30:11 <Mekkis> not reAlly
36:12 <Mekkis> S711, you should explain AD to me
36:26 <Mekkis> what you know about it
44:01 <S711> I know so little about it.
46:42 <Mekkis> what are the types of properties?
04:31 <S711> Depends on the object.
04:44 <S711> I mean, I'm sure you know some of this.
05:38 <S711> If you've ever worked in a corp. that's not tiny, they most likely have a network and most likely that network runs on Windows Server something, with Active Directory.
06:07 <S711> Active Directory is basically a collection of objects. Every user is an object, every PC is an object.
06:20 <S711> Every mail distribution list is an object.
07:42 <S711> So the properties of a DL object are like name, members, managed by, etc.
19:55 <Mekkis> I'm pretty sure you can find the modifier using COM
22:01 <S711> What is COM?
22:47 <S711> http://www.microsoft.com/com/default.mspx
22:58 <S711> I read the brief and I don't understand what it is.
25:43 <S711> Interesting, I talked to some developers at work, and at one point I mentioned Active Directory and GPO settings (Group Policy) and all that..
26:03 <S711> And for some reason I'm surprised that they don't really know about that.
26:34 <S711> I thought AD is something people must go through when they study programming or whatever.
26:42 <S711> Since it is basic networking.
27:01 <S711> The planet runs on Microsoft Active Directory.
17:31 <Yuugi> nya
52:20 tlotig ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
52:45 <tlotig> Good morning
56:43 <Yuugi> Hi
01:44 <Mekkis> S711, surely you jest
02:16 <Mekkis> why would someone studying programming care about AD. Especially as it's a proprietry implementation of a bunch of pen technologies
02:38 <Mekkis> better to learn Kerberos, LDAP, DHCP and DNS
40:56 <Yuugi> Sigh.
54:17 <CWheezy> what game do you want again
54:37 <Mekkis> something I haven't played
54:43 <CWheezy> you were running something with weird spell rules
54:50 <Mekkis> me?
54:54 <CWheezy> no yuugi
54:56 <CWheezy> sigh guy
55:18 <CWheezy> yeah I want a 5-9 or a 6-7, because my gunslinger is 1 away from the high tiers
55:22 <Yuugi> It's not only the spells, it's an older version of D&D
55:32 <CWheezy> just homebrew or wat
55:48 <Yuugi> No, it was an official game published by TSR.
55:56 <Yuugi> In 1981.
58:59 <CWheezy> heh
59:10 <CWheezy> have you ever heard of a varient called 100 level 1 wizards
59:40 <CWheezy> also I might be interested
00:33 <Mekkis> 1. The boss is concerned about the amount of network traffic you consume and asks you to come and explain it. You'd take with you:
00:33 <Mekkis> A. Traffic logs showing it was mostly Windows security updates 	
00:33 <Mekkis> B. Falsified traffic logs showing it was mostly... 	
00:33 <Mekkis> C. Your union representative 	
00:33 <Mekkis> D. An axe, a large roll of carpet, and a large quantity of polythene, a bag of lime...
00:43 <Yuugi> yay
00:58 <CWheezy> I ran a really old module for some friends while camping
01:00 <Yuugi> CWheezy: I'm trying to congregate the players together in SorceryNet
01:08 <CWheezy> it was called mordekainens grand adventure
01:14 <CWheezy> all they had were 100 level 1 wizards
01:17 <Yuugi> Since I'm pulling people together. Oh, I know that.
01:30 <CWheezy> I have them a couple of concessions
01:31 <Yuugi> The channel is #d7d
01:33 <Yuugi> Er
01:35 <Yuugi> #d&d
01:37 <Mekkis> set up one of the wizards to kill the others.
01:46 <Mekkis> he should be level 5 by the end of it
01:48 <CWheezy> they each had a first second and third level scroll
01:59 <CWheezy> and they were all followed by an eye of sauron
02:22 <CWheezy> which projected their adventure to the other waiting 95 wizards
02:27 <CWheezy> so all the wizards know what came before them
03:17 <CWheezy> only 25 wizards died
27:37 Goya ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
28:08 Goya has quit (Quit: leaving)
29:08 <Mekkis> Brunius, I found out why we were always getting unfavourably paired
29:36 <Brunius> oh?
30:22 <Mekkis> Turns out that tier 4 light tanks have a maximum participation tier of 8
30:39 <Mekkis> http://wiki.worldoftanks.com/images/a/a0/Matchmaking_Chart.png
31:05 <Mekkis> the matchmaking is based on your ability to earn credits, not to blow up other tanks
31:12 <Yuugi> >_>
31:17 <Brunius> ...
31:44 <Yuugi> For a minute I thought you guys were talking about eHarmony or something.
31:49 <Yuugi> Matchmaking and pairing up.
31:51 <Yuugi> <_<
40:59 <Mekkis> Who wants to play PFS?
41:19 <Mekkis> probably should wait until 11:30
43:09 <CWheezy> I would
45:05 <Mekkis> Eric's running something then
45:54 <Avatar> do you guys play world of tanks
46:32 <Brunius> yes
46:49 <Avatar> is it good
47:02 <Brunius> Their matchmaking is a little bit silly
47:10 <Brunius> And has been for like two years
49:24 <Mekkis> it's decent
49:36 <Mekkis> not nethack-good, but pretty good
57:32 <Mekkis> wow... 5790xp with a M2.
57:35 <Mekkis> On a tier 5
00:28 <Yuugi> hm
05:28 EricMcG ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
07:09 <Steven> headaches really freakin suck.
07:31 <Yuugi> They do.
12:33 <EricMcG> CWheezy, are you here?
13:06 <Steven> dont answer wheezy... its a trap yo
14:12 <EricMcG> A DC 10 trap at that
14:46 <EricMcG> he's the only one to signup for Way of The Kirin
14:47 <CWheezy> yo
15:05 <CWheezy> yeah I assumed it was cancelled
15:43 <EricMcG> We can wait for half an hour or so in case people show
16:04 <EricMcG> there may be people who haven't played, but are hanging out here
16:38 <Yuugi> I'm tempted to see how you guys run PFS...
16:42 <Yuugi> But I'm not sure if I want to.
19:26 <Steven> you should play then!
19:29 <EricMcG> it requires a minimum of 3 players and GM. 4th level pre-gens are available 
20:49 <EricMcG> We usually use Skype for the RP side and IRC for the dice rolling. CA is used for maps and movement
21:55 <EricMcG> a mission takes 3 or 4 hours
26:41 <EricMcG> Wheezy, is your character Lantern Lodge?
26:50 <CWheezy> is he ever
27:24 <EricMcG> It is somewhat inportant that you play tonight then. otherwise you lose out on the boon.
28:04 <CWheezy> yes
28:07 <Steven> unless somplace else is running it in the next 4-5 days
28:40 <CWheezy> potentially
29:08 <EricMcG> I am running it face2face tomorrow and Tuesday, if you can make it to Toronto...
30:05 * Yuugi lives around Toronto
31:19 <EricMcG> Ontariopathfinders.com has the schedule, but all of the games are downtown
32:07 <CWheezy> sweet
32:27 <CWheezy> only an 800 dollar flight
32:30 <Steven> so wheezy you need it ran tonight or what?
33:03 <EricMcG> I'm sure you've spent more than that on minis and books
33:09 <Yuugi> lol
34:02 Goya ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
34:22 <Steven> hey goya
34:27 <EricMcG> Goya, are you interested in Way of the Kirin?
34:34 <CWheezy> I would guess I might need it, yes
34:49 <Yuugi> Hi Goya 
34:58 <Goya> 0/
35:13 <Goya> Not at the moment - though I thank you for the offer.  
35:20 <Goya> *kicks IRC client* 
35:43 Goya has quit (Quit: leaving)
35:47 <Steven> how many people do you need eric?
36:10 <EricMcG> we're trying to shanghai enough bodies to run it for Wheezy. we'd need 2 more
36:29 <Steven> kk
36:58 <Steven> so wheezy and yuugi are gonna play.
37:12 <Yuugi> I haven't said for sure yet.
37:24 <Steven> well decide man.
37:35 <Steven> ya wanna play or not?
37:45 <Yuugi> I think I'll stay out of this one.
37:53 <Steven> sorry that came out a bit mean sounding...
38:04 <Yuugi> Really?
38:26 <Yuugi> I wasn't offended. It's good to make things clear.
38:29 <Steven> mebe, I'm on the back end of a migraine
38:44 <Yuugi> . . . and you're siting in front of a computer screen?
39:03 <Steven> if i waited till my migraines were over i'd never do anything.
39:10 <Steven> plus the brightness is all the way down
39:15 <Steven> and the lights are off.
39:18 <Yuugi> Oh, that helps.
39:28 <Yuugi> It might also help to make the background black.
39:44 <Steven> it puts out very little light.
39:55 <Steven> alright so eric who ya got for players?
40:07 <EricMcG> just Wheezy
40:45 <Steven> brunius darkkapow gamera kaylakaze s711 tlotig ziria  any of you interested in way of the kirin?
40:54 <Steven> gonna send an email to pound right now.
43:41 Goya ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
44:11 <EricMcG> client working better Goya?
44:12 <Steven> goya you sure you dont want to play? 
44:14 <Goya> *grumbles* 
44:20 * Steven nudges and prods goya
44:35 <Goya> I'm afraid I can't I'm mid-dinner at the moment. =/ 
44:35 <Yuugi> haha
44:51 <Steven> dinner... that sounds fabulous... im going to go get me some of that.
44:54 <Steven> be back in 5
44:56 <Goya> Hehe
45:34 <EricMcG> Way of the Kirin needs to be played before Aug. 14 for the Lantern boon to be taken, this is Wheezy's last chance to play it.
47:17 Cleo10 ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
47:26 Cleo10 ([email protected]) has left #d&d
47:42 <EricMcG> awww
49:41 <EricMcG> unfortunately I can only wait another half hour, otherwise it will finish too late and I will be too tired to run it tomorrow
49:54 <Goya> I can't play - I'm not level 3 yet. =/
50:16 <CWheezy> pregen it up man
50:23 <CWheezy> special pregen rules for it
50:33 <EricMcG> 4th level pre-gen is available and will be applied to your character when it reaches 4th
51:08 <Goya> Hrm.. 
51:37 <Steven> I will be back in 20 minutes, if you have found a 2nd i will sit at a chair.
51:42 <EricMcG> what faction is the character you are thinking of?
52:40 <Goya> Do you need an extra player?
53:01 <EricMcG> we're trying to scrape up a 3 player minimum table
53:05 <Goya> I'll play a pregen if I have to I suppose. I'm not much good anyhow. 
54:02 <EricMcG> Wheezy, what class are you?
54:51 <Goya> Where are the pregens?  They're not on the PFS scenrio page
55:12 <CWheezy> monk
55:17 <CWheezy> grappling monk
55:22 <EricMcG> they are in the downloads section. a Fighter, Cleric, Rogue and Wizard are available
55:59 <EricMcG> Goya, have you played a cleric before?
56:05 <Goya> No.. 
56:11 <Goya> Just a zen archer
57:53 <EricMcG> There is also a samurai. If Steven takes the cleric and Wheezy you play the Wizard along with own character, we're good to go.
58:08 <Goya> Can you use UC pregens - or just core?
58:25 <EricMcG> either
59:07 <EricMcG> I'm thinking the samurai is simple enough, experience isn't a big factor
59:12 <CWheezy> yeah I can play ezren
00:59 <EricMcG> do both of you have CA available?
01:26 <Goya> Yes
02:16 <CWheezy> yes
02:42 <EricMcG> can we test the connection? try 99.226.43.212 port 4000
03:10 <CWheezy> do I check "use web server"? 
03:15 <CWheezy> I've only used roll20 before
04:25 <EricMcG> no, don't check web server
05:10 <EricMcG> I see Wheezy connected
05:48 <Goya> That's me I think
06:23 <EricMcG> do you see the map?
06:31 <Goya> No - just black
06:55 <EricMcG> you aren't connected. 
07:19 <Goya> Connection refused by peer on reconnect.  What version are you running?
07:54 <EricMcG> v2.2 build 103   it should be the latest
08:17 <CWheezy> I see a house
08:24 <CWheezy> and an island shaped like a banana
08:29 <CWheezy> are we going to banana island
08:39 <EricMcG> that's right and yes you are
09:00 <EricMcG> it loses something is the translation from Tien
09:45 <EricMcG> Goya, are you having any luck?
10:01 <Goya> Nope. Just says connection refused by peer
10:53 <EricMcG> did you copy the files out of the ZIP to an uncompressed folder? 
11:12 <Goya> I played with Steven as DM before (with the same version)
11:36 <Mekkis> 103?
11:41 <Mekkis> 143 is the latest
11:42 <Mekkis> ?ca
11:43 <diebot> Mekkis, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/DevCA22b135.zip
11:46 <Mekkis> 135*
12:18 <EricMcG> OK, so myself and Wheezy will DL that one
15:30 <CWheezy> same address or what
18:14 <EricMcG> yes
18:32 <Goya> Hrm. Still says connection rejected by peer
19:31 <EricMcG> Your build is 135?
19:35 <Goya> Nevermind. Connecting now. 
19:41 <Goya> Yep. I just DL'd it. 
20:08 <EricMcG> Mekkis, I assume I Listen to host?
21:00 <EricMcG> I see Talwen, but not Wheezy
22:02 <Goya> If we need a(nother) player (pregen) I can probably get my wife to play.  She's been interested in starting PF one of these days. 
22:12 <Goya> She's kinda annoying though... =P 
22:21 <CWheezy> annoying wife eh
22:37 <Goya> *nods*
23:06 <EricMcG> do you have a speaker phone or some other way to talk over Skype?
23:11 <Goya> Skype
24:30 <EricMcG> mekkis, you've been wanting to play Way of the Kirin right?  ;)
24:36 <Goya> Skype : Talwyen
24:45 <CWheezy> skype: cwheezy
24:59 <Yuugi> burp
25:12 <EricMcG> We need one more before we can start
25:22 <Goya> Steven was/is coming back
26:12 <Goya> My PC is in the same room with my daughter's PC - and she watches Minecraft and Garry's Mod videos - really loud.  So I apologize up-front. =/
28:06 <Goya> I'll mute for the most part - but if you hear a little one in the background - that's probably me.. 
28:22 <CWheezy> sure
28:24 <CWheezy> its your daughter
30:00 <EricMcG> Goya, do you have the pregen? I have a copy, but I'm not sure how to get it to you
31:50 <Goya> I have the pregens from core and UC
32:01 <Goya> I think I'll go samurai - since it has a bow.. =/ 
32:02 <EricMcG> ok
33:20 <EricMcG> He's ok with it, but the +1 katana will likely be the way to go.
34:23 <Goya> *nods* 
34:31 <Goya> Since it gets +9
35:19 <EricMcG> and wider crit range.... also don't forget to challenge when you are up against the big bad guy
35:28 <Goya> Can my wife listen to the game on skype (muted) perchance - so she can see how it plays out?  She won't talk. I promise - that's a good thing. =P
35:48 <CWheezy> man, shots fired on your wife
36:17 <EricMcG> I have no objection, what's her skype?
36:20 <Goya> Hehe.  She wants to play herself - and was at PaizoCon - but took our daughter to PonyCon. 
36:27 <Goya> onecutetabby
37:14 <EricMcG> does she have a pfs number?
38:04 <Goya> No - she just wants to see how a game goes. 
38:14 <EricMcG> ok
38:23 <Goya> NOT that we couldn't get her one real quick. But alas - she's downloading IRC now. 
38:40 <Goya> *IRC client
39:03 <Goya> Steven should be back any time
39:28 <Yuugi> Moo
39:34 <EricMcG> there is still one fly in the ointment, if Steven doesn't get back soon, I won't have time to run it
40:41 <Yuugi> Hm.
42:10 <EricMcG> in 20 minutes it will be an hour and a half past start and about half way through the mission
43:04 <Yuugi> Oh yeah, Goya if you're still interested in the Basic D&D game I'm collecting players on SorceryNet's #d&d channel. So far I've got two.
43:25 tabby ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
44:22 <Goya> I apologize Yuugi - I'm not really interested in the old-school D&D - though I certainly applaud the effort. =) 
44:52 <Yuugi> It's almost a Sisyphean effort.
45:09 <Goya> I hate THaCO and all that. =/
45:27 <Yuugi> THAC0 only exists in AD&D 2e.
45:52 <Goya> I know - that's what I grew up on. ;) 
45:55 <Yuugi> Basic D&D is simply a table with all the numbers plotted out for you. There's no need to do maths.
46:04 <Yuugi> Ah.
46:24 <CWheezy> its dnddddddd
46:30 <CWheezy> fighting with the legends of yore
46:33 <CWheezy> its dndddddddddd
46:54 <EricMcG> tabby, would you be interested in Way of The Kirin?
47:16 <Goya> If I was going to play 'old school' - I want to play Marvel Heroes from the late 80s. 
47:49 <tlotig> Good afternoon all
47:54 <Goya> o/
48:06 * Yuugi waves
48:12 <tlotig> how you going?
48:38 <EricMcG> we're trying to get a 3rd for Way of The Kirin... Interested?
48:56 <tlotig> I played already
49:24 <tlotig> also Stronly recomend taking a strong table
49:33 <tlotig> strong*ly
50:12 <CWheezy> you mean it isn't braindead like shadows last stand or whatever the shadow lodge one is
50:41 <tabby> I can try... I'm a total noob though.
51:04 <EricMcG> Rivalry's End... no nothing like it.
51:11 <CWheezy> I played that one
51:15 <CWheezy> 2 hours and we were done
51:33 <EricMcG> Tabby it would be 4th level, are you comfortable with a pregen of that level?
52:04 <tlotig> can't speak for high teir, but low tier has grossly over CR'ed fights
52:16 <CWheezy> well
52:19 <CWheezy> the cr system is weird
52:23 <CWheezy> because cr +4
52:28 <CWheezy> is an equal fight to the pcs
53:27 <tabby> I've never played Pathfinder.  I played maybe 3 hours of D&D years ago. Even then my brother was the DM and he helped me through it. 
54:22 <Goya> Fighter pregen would be easiest?
54:29 <EricMcG> it would be a bad idea then, and you need a PFS number since this is organized play
55:06 <CWheezy> yeah
55:08 <CWheezy> sucks
57:43 <Goya> She has a PFS number now. 
58:09 <EricMcG> Would she be OK playing a Cleric?
58:14 <Goya> Do you need a char registered beforehand - or is the -1 ok?
58:23 <EricMcG> -1 is fine
58:25 <Goya> Erm.. 
59:07 boris ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
59:28 <Goya> I'll do cleric - she can do samurai
59:39 <EricMcG> we have a table then
59:47 <CWheezy> yeah hyato just smacks stuff
59:53 <CWheezy> hayato
59:57 <Goya> I have NO idea how to play a cleric
00:12 <Yuugi> Play it like any other character?
00:35 <Goya> Erm. 
00:37 <CWheezy> I can try to help
00:43 <CWheezy> kyra is pretty supporty
01:21 <Goya> Give me a sec to grab a beer and whatnot. Steven really should be back by now..
01:30 <CWheezy> hold person and spiritual weapon are ok
01:40 <CWheezy> her channels are useful for healing
01:41 <CWheezy> !help
01:42 <diebot> CWheezy, Commands include !throw, !save, !dist, !chargen, !feat, !spell, !item, !search, !define. Type ??command for more information, eg ??!throw .
01:52 <CWheezy> ??!throw
02:08 <CWheezy> dicebot I did that you asked
02:11 <CWheezy> ??throw
02:47 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+9
02:48 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+9: [1d20=6] 15
03:02 <EricMcG> sammy hits!
04:25 <Goya> back. 
04:42 <EricMcG> Giya, you will need to accept my request on Skype and let me know if your wife will use her own account/system
04:47 <EricMcG> Goya
05:05 <Goya> Yep - she will.  My skype: Talwyen Her's is onecutetabby
10:17 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20 +1000000000
10:17 <diebot> CWheezy, +1000000000: [1d20=13] 13
13:14 <EricMcG> Venture-Captain Amara Li is waiting in a well-maintained
13:14 <EricMcG> private garden behind a house on a quiet street in
13:15 <EricMcG> Ramparassad, the capital city of Dtang Ma, a nation in
13:15 <EricMcG> eastern Tian Xia. She speaks once everyone has arrived and
13:15 <EricMcG> has had an opportunity to enjoy tea. “When first I arrived
13:34 <Yuugi> o.o
13:52 <Yuugi> copypasta
14:00 <CWheezy> http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120519231150/streetfighter/images/5/55/SFXT-Street-Fighter-X-Tekken-Art-Zangief.jpg
14:30 <CWheezy> -40g
15:23 <EricMcG> in Absalom two years ago, I had a simple but nuanced
15:23 <EricMcG> mission: to increase communication and sharing of resources
15:23 <EricMcG> between the Pathfinder Society and its counterpart in Tian
15:23 <EricMcG> Xia by establishing the Lantern Lodge’s position on the other
15:23 <EricMcG> side of the world.” She pauses briefly to sip her tea, before
15:23 <EricMcG> adding, “More than a year ago we successfully purchased
15:23 <EricMcG> and restored the house known as Hinojai, which was once
15:23 <EricMcG> a base for the Way of the Kirin. When we acquired Hinojai,
15:23 <EricMcG> it was as much a gambit to attract the attention of
15:23 <EricMcG> the remaining agents of the Way of the Kirin as
15:23 <EricMcG> it was an opportune acquisition of real estate.
15:23 <EricMcG> And indeed, a man claiming to be an agent of
15:23 <EricMcG> the Way recently contacted me by leaving me
15:23 <EricMcG> a message here.
15:31 <EricMcG> “Although the Way of the Kirin fell into
15:31 <EricMcG> ruin with the fall of Lung Wa a century ago,
15:31 <EricMcG> its far-reaching resources remain valuable,
15:31 <EricMcG> and it still commands great respect. If the
15:31 <EricMcG> Pathfinder Society could ally itself with the
15:31 <EricMcG> Way, the relationship would be of immense
15:31 <EricMcG> benefit to both organizations.
15:48 <Goya> I told you she was annoying. 
15:54 <EricMcG> Amara’s voice reveals her satisfaction
15:54 <EricMcG> as she says, “Pathfinders, we are on
15:54 <EricMcG> the cusp of just such an alliance.
15:54 <EricMcG> In a day’s time, we shall meet with
15:54 <EricMcG> this representative from the Way
15:54 <EricMcG> of the Kirin, and you are to act as
15:54 <EricMcG> security for me and ensure that the
15:54 <EricMcG> meeting is a success. I do not expect
15:54 <EricMcG> any trouble from the Way, but after all of
15:54 <EricMcG> the betrayals and double-crosses that
15:54 <EricMcG> the Society has experienced over the
15:54 <EricMcG> past few years, I worry that this is an
15:54 <EricMcG> elaborate setup by the Aspis Consortium. I have arranged for
15:54 <EricMcG> us all to be transported to the site early tomorrow morning,
15:54 <EricMcG> so take care of any errands you have in Ramparassad this
15:55 <EricMcG> afternoon. There are no settlements near our destination, and
15:55 <EricMcG> we will be spending the night there. I expect you understand
15:55 <EricMcG> the need to be fully prepared.”
16:09 <EricMcG> Amara Li stares into the dregs of her tea as though she were
16:09 <EricMcG> attempting to discern some lost thoughts in the green leaves
16:09 <EricMcG> floating at the cups bottom, then looks up. “Ah yes—before the
16:09 <EricMcG> negotiations begin in earnest, I will host a formal tea ceremony
16:09 <EricMcG> to set the tone. I encourage you to participate, though doing
16:09 <EricMcG> so is not required. I would, however, expect you to dress
16:09 <EricMcG> appropriately for the event.” With that she stands and waits to
16:09 <EricMcG> accept any questions.
16:13 <Yuugi> Dude, you could at least put them all on the same line...
17:17 <Goya> THEORETICALLY. 
18:28 <Mekkis> it's generally good practise to read out each paragraph, and paste them paragraph by paragraph
19:02 <Goya> Not with a pregen at this point. 
20:59 <Goya> I'll roll diplomacy I guess. 
21:01 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20-2
21:01 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20-2: [1d20=7] 5
21:23 <Goya> !throw 1d20+9 diplomacy
21:23 <diebot> Goya, diplomacy: [1d20=19] 28
21:32 <Goya> Muhhaha!
21:33 <CWheezy> ezren !throw 1d20
21:51 <Steven> holy shit stones.
22:04 <Steven> 20 minute job turns into 1hr30...
22:06 <Goya> Steven!
22:29 <Steven> sup son/
22:40 <Steven> and my dinner is cold... fml
23:22 <Steven> need me to sit in a chair?
23:59 <Goya> Sit sit.
24:11 * Steven sits in a chair.
24:17 <Steven> ill open skype here in a second
24:21 <EricMcG> skype name?
24:34 <Steven> coraith
27:31 <Steven> whats yours
28:22 <EricMcG> you should see the request
28:38 Mekkis gives channel operator status to EricMcG
28:47 Mekkis gives channel half-operator status to diebot
29:18 <Steven> hey
29:27 <Steven> yes i can hear you, i dont talk much
29:55 <Steven> i have 2 fans blowing on me right now... no one wants to hear that
30:13 <EricMcG> using CA build 135  99.226.43.212 port 4000
30:29 <Steven> nope
30:49 <Steven> hell if im going to play a wizard
30:53 <Steven> i'll play mine.
31:22 <Steven> its between tiers
32:14 <EricMcG> faction?
32:39 <Steven> Chelaxian.
33:15 Steven is now known as Ahtuz
33:19 <EricMcG> you should see it in Skype
33:47 <Ahtuz> brb, getting a glass of water
35:29 <Ahtuz> kk
36:01 <Ahtuz> LOL!
36:06 <Ahtuz> this faction mission
36:12 <Goya> What's a grabbler?
36:21 <EricMcG> grappling monk
36:26 <Goya> Ah. *nods* 
36:42 <Ahtuz> nope
37:07 <Ahtuz> mostly cause i had it blocked on windows for some reason
37:10 <Ahtuz> i opened it back now
38:13 <Ahtuz> I am familiar with this scenario, i will be taking a back seat when it comes to puzzle solving or making decisions unless you all specifically ask me to do things.
38:32 <Goya> You can help the cleric and samurai. 
38:46 <Ahtuz> water delicious
38:55 <Ahtuz> So!  i should describe my character
39:02 <Goya> Go for it. 
39:23 <Ahtuz> I am an exceptionally corpulent man in Purple robes.
39:26 <Goya> Help the pregens though. 
39:27 <Goya> =P
39:35 <Ahtuz> I stop off and buy a scroll or two.
40:23 <Ahtuz> and hearing that we will be away from civilization, i am going to buy some food stuffs.
41:02 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d10+5
41:02 <diebot> Ahtuz, 1d10+5: [1d10=8] 13
41:21 <EricMcG> A black stone pier juts out from the beach, though years of pounding surf and use make it impossible to discern whether it was magic or skilled hands that constructed the pier. Igneous black sand peppered with chunks of dark gray rock makes up the beach. Further up the hill, the landscape is filled with strange shapes eroded from the charcoal-colored stone. Wild basalt beasts, bizarre pumice 
41:21 <Goya> Yep
41:21 <EricMcG> chimneys, igneous archways, and twisted stone snakes line the winding mile-long path that crawls up the steep hillside. The black tiles of the lighthouses’s rooftop is just barely visible between two of the more serpentine stone menhirs. A light mist dampens the docks and darkens the stone to a glossy black. 
41:47 * Ahtuz pales at the sight of this long walk.
41:58 <CWheezy> DO not worry friend ahtuz!
42:02 <CWheezy> I can always carry you
42:11 <Goya> Tabby has a horse. 
42:20 <Ahtuz> "Really?  That would be ever so delightful."
43:27 * Ahtuz has a fop sweat by the time he reaches the house, despite any mode of transport he has taken.
44:19 <EricMcG> A lighthouse towers above a two-story house. Both structures are made primarily of the local soot-colored basalt. The lighthouse appears to be intact, but the manor has fared less well—its windows lack screens and its roof sags, suggest it has suffered badly from decades of neglect. These structures perch at the edge of a cliff, with the north-facing side of the house supported by tall stilts 
44:20 <EricMcG> anchored deep into the cliff. 
44:51 <Goya> Tokens for players?
45:01 <Goya> Yes
45:15 <Goya> Purple
45:16 <Ahtuz> pink
45:24 <tabby> green
45:47 <Ahtuz> goya wanna trade... i am wearing purple robes.
45:59 <Goya> No - I want purple
46:02 <Goya> =P
46:06 <Ahtuz> darn....
47:58 <Ahtuz> is there a kitchen?
48:16 <Ahtuz> because im headed there.
48:34 <Ahtuz> I will check the kitchen for food.
48:49 <Goya> The annoying one. 
49:23 <tabby> Cute but annoying... so things even out :P
49:47 <Ahtuz> good thing i brought my own food.
49:59 <Goya> Breakfast?
50:13 <EricMcG> leftovers
50:13 <Goya> Su-weet!
50:31 Ahtuz is now known as Steven
50:41 Steven is now known as Ahtuz
53:15 <Goya> *keeps making tea and scones. 
53:16 <Ahtuz> i sent you a message with all my prepared spells for today.
53:27 <EricMcG> saw it
53:41 <Ahtuz> i know it seems like a lot, its due to the fact im a thassalonian specialist.
54:07 <Ahtuz> indeed i can
54:11 <Ahtuz> which would you prefer?
54:20 <EricMcG> yourchoice
54:37 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d20+14 lingistics; 1d20+13 nobility
54:38 <diebot> Ahtuz, lingistics: [1d20=12] 26; nobility: [1d20=20] 33
55:12 <Goya> I think you did a good job there... ;) 
55:36 <EricMcG> the tiles in the kitchen area are inlaid with a family crest which you recognize as belonging to the Iko clan
55:36 <Ahtuz> im a wizard with 25int...  if i cant make a knowledge check im doing something wrong lol
55:53 <Ahtuz> "Interesting..."
56:02 * Ahtuz goes back to making a 'snack'
56:07 <EricMcG> The Iko is old and well respected thtoughout Tian Xia
56:41 <Ahtuz> whom is she asking?
57:00 <Goya> A week at most. 
57:06 * Ahtuz i will come out of the kitchen with a large plate of food.
57:12 <EricMcG> everyone
57:27 <Goya> Right?
57:34 <Goya> Not so good. 
57:45 <EricMcG> Amara: How would you rate the defences?
58:25 <Ahtuz> "What? it came from my own supply...  Cheese?
58:34 * Ahtuz holds out a piece of cheese.
58:38 <EricMcG> Amara: how many would you need to take this building by force?
59:03 <Goya> Not very many. 
59:11 <Ahtuz> "Against its current occupants excluding yourself?"
59:54 <Ahtuz> "I could take this house myself."
00:42 <tabby> I don't know
01:03 <tabby> "We will defend it with honor"
01:08 <Ahtuz> "You all would be dead within 5 minutes if i were to attack this house..."
01:08 <EricMcG> Amara: Ahtuz, what would you do to help hold this house against attack?
01:47 <Ahtuz> "Well, if we exclude my particular set of abilities, which is exceptionally specialized."
02:09 <Ahtuz> "I would board up the windows, blockade the doors and I believe someone made mention of a catapult?"
02:42 <Goya> Yes. 
02:55 <Goya> Board the windows and blockade the doors. 
03:23 <Ahtuz> "So... i assume none of you are smart enough to assemble a catapult?
03:26 <Goya> Yes
03:48 <Ahtuz> I carry no ranged weapons.
04:11 <Ahtuz> brb
04:14 <Goya> Board up second level. 
05:20 <Goya> Fair compromise. 
05:47 <Goya> Light it
06:02 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+8
06:02 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+8: [1d20=19] 27
06:42 <Goya> Light the wick first
07:43 <Goya> True. But - it's a lighthouse. 
07:52 <Goya> Hrmm..
08:05 <Goya> I defer to my compatriots
08:12 <Ahtuz> back
08:12 <Goya> I say light it. 
08:24 <tabby> Leave it dark
08:54 <Goya> So be it
09:49 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d20+12 Engineering
09:49 <diebot> Ahtuz, Engineering: [1d20=13] 25
09:59 <Goya> Carry the oil down to the catapult. 
10:46 <tabby> Any empty Barrels?
10:54 <Ahtuz> grapeshot!
11:34 <Goya> A flaming barrel should do well. 
12:18 <Ahtuz> "Could you go and find some ammunition?"
12:19 <Goya> Yep. 
12:46 <Goya> Specifically the oil down to the catapault. 
13:01 <EricMcG> you have three shots for the catapult, if you want more you will need ot use wood boarding up windows
13:34 <Goya> No - wait until the zombies attack - then shoot. =P 
14:05 <Ahtuz> damn right we will!
14:36 <Goya> Yep
14:46 <Goya> *nods*
15:19 <Ahtuz> I will go around looking for other defences we might be able to contruct.
15:37 <Goya> Meditate in the back room in a chair
16:00 <tabby> I would like to look for the best place in the house to use my long bow if needed.
16:25 <EricMcG> you would like to build a moat, a barricade and a few pits traps, but there is not enough time before the guest arrives
16:45 <Ahtuz> I tell her to get on the roof.
17:38 <tabby> I get up on the roof
18:16 <tabby> ok
18:42 <Ahtuz> if theres nothing else for me to do, I am going to find a bite to eat.
19:07 <Ahtuz> LIES!
19:13 <Ahtuz> i pull out a piece of jerky
19:31 * Ahtuz snacks on his piece of jerky
19:43 <Ahtuz> everyone make a perception check.
20:04 <Ahtuz> I prestidigitation my clothes/body clean
20:37 <Ahtuz> from... a wand. yeah thats right i bought a wand of it.
20:47 <Ahtuz> I didnt bow.
21:36 <Goya> I don't think so.. 
21:51 <Goya> *tries to find faction mission*
22:47 <Goya> Nope
22:48 <tabby> nope
22:55 <Goya> Samurai does
23:05 <Ahtuz> i reply in Tien, "I don't mind at all."
23:09 <Goya> But she's on the roof
24:07 <Goya> Yep
24:13 <Ahtuz> Food was served, i participated.
24:26 <tabby> I greet in Tien
25:12 <Goya> *looks around* 
25:21 <Ahtuz> "The travel!  They send me all over, do you have any idea how many wonderful dishes I've sampled since i joined."
25:32 <Goya> *chuckles* 
25:38 <Ahtuz> "I was practically skin and bones when I joined."
26:06 <EricMcG> Tsuneo: <smiles> And how do you find our foods?
26:49 <Ahtuz> "The spices are exotic and delicious!  I may have to take some personal time and come back to sample more."
27:02 <Goya> *spins the teacup in his hands slowly* 
27:14 <Ahtuz> "I hear you have Nagaji in the lands of near here... I hear they taste like chicken... ever tried?"
27:54 <Goya> *looks down and spins his teacup*
27:56 <Ahtuz> btw, nagaji are a sentient race of humanoids... its totally acceptable to be disgusted by his suggestion.
28:10 <EricMcG> Tsuneo: I have not. Some find them a delicacy. how do you find different the magicks we practice in the east compared to your own schools?
28:49 <Ahtuz> "Yes, well... I think that a discussion for another time, lest we bore our companions."
29:37 <Goya> *spills tea into her lap whilst falling asleep* 
29:51 <Goya> Hehe
30:01 <EricMcG> Tsuneo: ah, so. Tabby, why have you chosen to ally with these westerners? Is there no master better suited?
30:33 * Ahtuz picks up the cup, pulls a wand and prestidigitation's Kyras robes clean.
30:33 <tabby> "It's appeared like a noble cause"
31:25 <Goya> You need to be a ronin - a la Frank Miller.  Or something. 
31:49 * Ahtuz pulls out another piece of jerky and idly snacks on it.
32:01 <Goya> Maybe Lone Wolf and Cub. 
32:14 <Goya> *has Sriracha beef jerky!
32:23 <Ahtuz> anyone who wants can make a perception check
32:25 <EricMcG> Tsuneo: Goya, tell of your goddess, she is fascinating. do you have any problems conflicting with your orders from the Pathfinders?
32:47 <Goya> Oy..
33:41 <Ahtuz> "Kyra is a worshiper of Sarenrae... the dawn flower.  Rather a preachy bunch if you ask me... Hates my particularly type of magic."
33:43 <Goya> Sorry
33:51 <Goya> It seemeed funny at the time
34:07 <CWheezy> I like when they say you will be purged in fire! and then they do some fire
34:35 <Goya> *fails check
35:20 <Goya> *chuckles* 
35:30 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20-2
35:31 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20-2: [1d20=16] 14
35:33 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d20+4 Diplo
35:34 <diebot> Ahtuz, Diplo: [1d20=6] 10
35:35 <Goya> !roll 1d20+9
35:35 <dicebot> Goya, 1d20+9: [1d20=5] 14
35:48 <tabby> !throw 1d20 +7
35:48 <diebot> tabby, +7: [1d20=15] 15
35:55 <Ahtuz> he can make a sense motive!
36:13 <Ahtuz> because im not impressed with him.
37:17 <Ahtuz> what language?
37:22 <EricMcG> Dtang
38:05 <Ahtuz> "Well... that sounds just dandy.  I was hoping i'd get to have fun."
38:34 <Goya> *looks out the windows toward sea* 
39:24 <Ahtuz> "I suppose we should man the catapult."
39:52 <Goya> Not good
40:17 <tabby> *puts on armor*
40:19 <Goya> *puts on armor
40:30 <CWheezy> takes of robes
40:34 <CWheezy> its grabbling time
40:42 <Ahtuz> i will use a wand, cast unseen servent
40:52 <Goya> *blinks*
41:09 <Ahtuz> i give it two bags of Caltrops.
41:10 <tabby> *goes up to roof*
41:54 <Ahtuz> "So exactly why are you talking and not summoning?"
42:01 <Goya> Indeed. Perhaps. 
42:30 <Ahtuz> I will instruct my unseen servent to spread caltrops infront of the front door.
43:00 <Goya> My mind is always blank - so you're one up on me already. 
45:06 <Goya> *nods* 
46:17 <Goya> Seems to be refreshing
46:45 <Goya> A second or 20. =) 
47:26 <Goya> First sync black map.  Going second sync. 
48:26 <Ahtuz> still black screen for me.
48:40 <Ahtuz> waiting for image is all
48:54 <Goya> 54%
49:08 <Ahtuz> im at 2%
49:58 <Ahtuz> 3%
50:03 <Goya> You need a better internet connection Steven. =P 
50:13 Yuugi has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
50:46 <Goya> Ok. 
50:50 <tabby> ok
50:53 <Ahtuz> anyways!
51:06 <Goya> 74%
51:45 <Ahtuz> its because my signal is going from my house to a server in moscow, then up to spokane and then over to seattle
52:41 <Ahtuz> I want to fire some catapult at them, after that, i dont care.
52:55 <Goya> I guess I'll just meditate - even though I haven't spent any magic so far. 
53:34 <Goya> Light it up anyhow!
53:52 <Goya> Second map loaded
54:14 <Ahtuz> guys, I just got a call from my dad(the guy who cost me an hour) he needs me to run to the store to get him some nyquil
54:40 <Ahtuz> i should be back before too much happens
54:42 <Goya> I have no fire... 
55:08 <Ahtuz> my engineering is +12 for firing the catapault
55:15 <Ahtuz> and i had somebody a flint and steel, and a torch
56:01 <tabby> ok
56:31 <Goya> I'm a cleric - so I can crank stuff. =P 
57:05 <Goya> !roll d20+12
57:05 <dicebot> Goya, d20+12: [d20] 12
57:20 <Goya> !roll 1d20+12
57:20 <dicebot> Goya, 1d20+12: [1d20=1] 13
57:37 <Goya> !throw 1d20+12
57:37 <diebot> Goya, 1d20+12: [1d20=14] 26
57:43 <Goya> *sighs* 
58:23 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+12
58:23 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+12: [1d20=11] 23
00:08 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+12
00:08 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+12: [1d20=12] 24
00:57 <Goya> !throw 1d20+10
00:57 <diebot> Goya, 1d20+10: [1d20=9] 19
01:03 <Goya> No..
01:23 <Goya> Wee!
02:46 <Goya> Sucks to not be an elf... 
03:04 <Goya> Lots of lag. 
03:29 <tabby> Takes shot
03:55 <tabby> !throw 1d20 +6
03:55 <diebot> tabby, +6: [1d20=14] 14
04:52 <tabby> !throw 1d8
04:52 <diebot> tabby, 1d8: [1d8=4] 4
04:57 <Goya> Yep - just 1d8
05:23 <tabby> !throw 1d20+6
05:24 <diebot> tabby, 1d20+6: [1d20=14] 20
05:51 <tabby> !throw 1d8
05:51 <diebot> tabby, 1d8: [1d8=6] 6
06:21 <tabby> !throw 1d20+6
06:21 <diebot> tabby, 1d20+6: [1d20=8] 14
09:48 <Goya> I'll stick to A. 
10:30 <Goya> I'll pull out my scimitar and...  Look brave. 
11:43 <Goya> !throw 1d20
11:44 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+3
11:44 <diebot> Goya, 1d20: [1d20=17] 17
11:44 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+3: [1d20=18] 21
11:55 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+2 initiative
11:56 <diebot> CWheezy, initiative: [1d20=10] 12
12:06 <tabby> !throw 1d20+1
12:06 <diebot> tabby, 1d20+1: [1d20=7] 8
12:16 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20
12:17 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20: [1d20=19] 19
12:46 <Goya> Good roll even without bonus.. 
13:35 <tabby> !throw 1d20+6
13:36 <diebot> tabby, 1d20+6: [1d20=12] 18
13:54 <Ahtuz> okay back
13:59 <tabby> !throw 1d8
14:00 <diebot> tabby, 1d8: [1d8=1] 1
14:07 <Goya> SaWEET!
14:21 <Ahtuz> 0
14:51 <Ahtuz> did we fire the catapult before they got in range?
15:00 <Ahtuz> im happy to hear that
15:01 <CWheezy> 4 times!
15:10 <Ahtuz> i will cast spectral hand
15:24 <Goya> Heh
15:27 <Ahtuz> excelent
15:39 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d4
15:39 <diebot> Ahtuz, 1d4: [1d4=2] 2
16:07 <Goya> !throw 1d20
16:07 <diebot> Goya, 1d20: [1d20=16] 16
16:21 <Ahtuz> i take 2 points of damage
16:28 <Ahtuz> 48/50
16:47 <Ahtuz> im not a bloat mage
17:04 <Goya> I thought bloat-mage was banned from PFS?
17:06 <Ahtuz> its as per the casting of spectral hand
17:10 <CWheezy> no
17:15 <CWheezy> you can be a bloat mage
17:35 <Ahtuz> um
17:42 <Ahtuz> cast chill touch
17:50 <Goya> My bad
18:12 <Ahtuz> i cant see any of them., so readying to touch em
18:45 <tabby> he said guard.
19:40 <tabby> !throw 1d20+6
19:40 <diebot> tabby, 1d20+6: [1d20=13] 19
20:08 <tabby> !throw 1d8
20:08 <diebot> tabby, 1d8: [1d8=4] 4
21:05 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+7
21:05 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+7: [1d20=7] 14
21:19 <Ahtuz> um... caltrops?
21:31 <Ahtuz> infront of the door
21:46 <Ahtuz> each bag one 5ft square
21:51 <Ahtuz> 2 bags
21:55 <Ahtuz> in either square
22:20 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+3
22:20 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+3: [1d20=9] 12
22:23 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+3
22:24 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+3: [1d20=6] 9
22:45 <Ahtuz> "Do you need help out there?"
23:15 <tabby> !throw 1d20+7
23:15 <diebot> tabby, 1d20+7: [1d20=18] 25
23:25 <tabby> !throw 1d8
23:25 <diebot> tabby, 1d8: [1d8=7] 7
23:29 <Goya> *plink*
23:54 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+3
23:55 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+3: [1d20=19] 22
24:11 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+3
24:11 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+3: [1d20=4] 7
24:13 <Ahtuz> "Well its about time!"
24:28 <Goya> Special needs bad guy. 
24:29 <Ahtuz> would not he just go over to the busted in window?
24:46 <Ahtuz> i continue readying
24:47 <Goya> *SPECIAL NEEDS* 
24:49 <Ahtuz> and i am mocking them.
25:06 <Ahtuz> "Maybe we should open the door."
26:17 <tabby> !throw 1d20+7
26:18 <diebot> tabby, 1d20+7: [1d20=15] 22
26:30 <tabby> !throw 1d8
26:30 <diebot> tabby, 1d8: [1d8=3] 3
26:47 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+3
26:47 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+3: [1d20=1] 4
26:53 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+7
26:54 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+7: [1d20=14] 21
26:59 <Goya> Special needs bad guys.. 
27:22 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20 +12
27:22 <diebot> CWheezy, +12: [1d20=6] 6
27:52 <Ahtuz> do i have LoS to him?
28:19 <Ahtuz> crying in shame?
28:40 <Ahtuz> move H8
29:03 <Ahtuz> try to spectral touch 1
29:19 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d20+6; 1d6
29:20 <diebot> Ahtuz, 1d20+6: [1d20=5] 11; 1d6: [1d6=1] 1
29:24 <Ahtuz> probably miss
29:51 <Ahtuz> needs to make a dc20fort
29:52 <EricMcG> hit
30:07 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+5
30:08 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+5: [1d20=12] 17
30:13 <Ahtuz> 1 str damage
31:27 <Ahtuz> ready an attack if it comes within range
32:23 <Ahtuz> he threatens you, so you count as in melee
33:06 <Goya> !throw 1d20+6
33:06 <diebot> Goya, 1d20+6: [1d20=2] 8
33:22 <Goya> Doh.. 
33:33 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+18
33:34 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+18: [1d20=12] 30
34:02 <Goya> I forgot on my roll too!
34:17 <tabby> !throw 1d20+7
34:18 <diebot> tabby, 1d20+7: [1d20=10] 17
34:28 <tabby> !throw 1d8
34:28 <diebot> tabby, 1d8: [1d8=7] 7
34:30 <Goya> Nice
34:44 <Goya> Bruce Banner. 
35:05 <Ahtuz> bet its nat 20 to get away lol
35:10 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+6
35:10 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+6: [1d20=18] 24
36:01 <Goya> Hey!
36:01 <Ahtuz> "You done goofed..."
36:06 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+8
36:06 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+8: [1d20=1] 9
36:21 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+3
36:22 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6
36:25 <Goya> We're fighting Jerry's Kids. =P 
36:31 <Ahtuz> lol
37:12 <Ahtuz> ill try to bad touch that guy again
37:21 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d20+2; 1d6
37:21 <diebot> Ahtuz, 1d20+2: [1d20=18] 20; 1d6: [1d6=1] 1
37:29 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+5
37:30 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+5: [1d20=2] 7
37:32 <Ahtuz> dc20
37:35 <Ahtuz> yup
37:46 <Ahtuz> then i will move over to the corner hearing things coming up behind me
37:48 <Goya> Molesting one of Jerry's kids... Nice. 
37:56 <Ahtuz> J8
38:07 Picard ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
38:17 <Ahtuz> i have 7 more bad touches left lol
38:33 <Goya> !throw 1d20+6
38:34 <diebot> Goya, 1d20+6: [1d20=18] 24
38:42 <Goya> !throw 1d20
38:42 <diebot> Goya, 1d20: [1d20=11] 11
39:06 <Goya> !throw 2d6+4
39:06 <diebot> Goya, 2d6+4: [2d6=4,4] 12
39:13 Picard ([email protected]) has left #d&d
39:16 <Goya> Woo!
39:20 <Ahtuz> 1 fire damage
39:46 <Ahtuz> it matters, he will be double baked goodness
40:09 <Ahtuz> I look him dead in the eyes and i say to him, "I'm going to suck the marrow from your bones!"
40:29 <Ahtuz> i say it in tein
40:32 <Ahtuz> as i speak tein
40:59 <CWheezy> !roll 1d20+9
41:00 <dicebot> CWheezy, 1d20+9: [1d20=8] 17
41:18 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+11
41:18 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+11: [1d20=18] 29
42:45 <tabby> !throw 1d20+7
42:45 <diebot> tabby, 1d20+7: [1d20=2] 9
42:49 <Goya> NOPE
43:15 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+3
43:16 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8
43:22 <Goya> Jerry's Kid. 
43:27 <Ahtuz> are you sure he doesnt want to go to the other window?
43:52 <Ahtuz> takes a -4 for attacking from prone
44:03 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+8
44:03 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+8: [1d20=14] 22
44:41 <EricMcG> !throw 1d8+3
44:42 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d8+3: [1d8=1] 4
45:04 <EricMcG> +1
45:09 <Ahtuz> -2 str?
45:20 <Ahtuz> oh yeah!
45:24 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+6
45:25 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+6: [1d20=20] 26
45:32 <Ahtuz> you cant see me, but i just threw my hands up in triumph
45:49 <Ahtuz> nat 20s
45:58 <Ahtuz> im cheering for you GM
46:09 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+8
46:10 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+8: [1d20=11] 19
46:18 <Goya> 17
46:32 <EricMcG> !throw 1d8+4
46:32 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d8+4: [1d8=3] 7
46:39 <Ahtuz> and for some reason they didnt give her a shield
46:49 <Goya> Ouch. ;) 
47:04 <Ahtuz> or give her a consecrated shield/weapon
47:12 <Ahtuz> bad touch the new guy
47:24 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d20+2; 1d6
47:25 <diebot> Ahtuz, 1d20+2: [1d20=10] 12; 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
47:34 <EricMcG> !throw 1d8+5
47:34 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d8+5: [1d8=4] 9
47:41 <Ahtuz> 2 damage 1 str damage
47:47 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+5
47:48 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+5: [1d20=9] 14
47:55 <Ahtuz> 2 damage 1 str damage
48:10 <Goya> Imma beat the crap out of #3. 
48:14 <Ahtuz> and i tell him.... come at me bro
48:20 <Goya> !throw 1d20+6
48:20 <diebot> Goya, 1d20+6: [1d20=1] 7
48:24 <Goya> *sighs* 
48:27 <Goya> No. 
48:37 <Goya> I'm good
48:47 <CWheezy> !roll 1d20+9
48:48 <dicebot> CWheezy, 1d20+9: [1d20=3] 12
48:50 <CWheezy> !roll 1d20+9
48:50 <dicebot> CWheezy, 1d20+9: [1d20=1] 10
49:16 <tabby> !throw 1d20+7
49:17 <diebot> tabby, 1d20+7: [1d20=12] 19
49:27 <tabby> !throw 1d8
49:27 <diebot> tabby, 1d8: [1d8=2] 2
49:43 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+3
49:44 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8
49:52 <Ahtuz> he is so jerry's kids
50:08 <Ahtuz> hey i bad tocuhed him
50:12 <Ahtuz> and told him to come at me
50:14 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+7
50:14 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+7: [1d20=11] 18
50:25 <EricMcG> !throw 1d8+3
50:25 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d8+3: [1d8=1] 4
50:36 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+8
50:36 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+8: [1d20=18] 26
50:45 <EricMcG> !throw 1d8+3
50:45 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d8+3: [1d8=3] 6
51:07 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+8
51:07 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+8: [1d20=10] 18
51:25 <Ahtuz> bad touch
51:38 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d20+2; 1d6 on 3
51:38 <diebot> Ahtuz, 1d20+2: [1d20=9] 11; on 3: [1d6=6] 6
51:58 <Ahtuz> 1 str if he fails fort save
52:04 <Ahtuz> its always just 1str
52:08 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+5
52:09 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+5: [1d20=8] 13
52:55 <Goya> !throw 1d20+6
52:55 <diebot> Goya, 1d20+6: [1d20=14] 20
53:10 <Goya> !throw 1d6+3
53:10 <diebot> Goya, 1d6+3: [1d6=2] 5
54:05 <CWheezy> !roll 1d20+10
54:05 <dicebot> CWheezy, 1d20+10: [1d20=4] 14
54:11 <CWheezy> !roll 1d20+10
54:11 <dicebot> CWheezy, 1d20+10: [1d20=17] 27
54:31 <tabby> !throw 1d20+7
54:31 <diebot> tabby, 1d20+7: [1d20=1] 8
54:40 <Goya> *whizz* 
54:49 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+3
54:50 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+3: [1d20=19] 22
54:58 <Goya> Jerry's Kid made it!
55:12 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+6
55:12 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+6: [1d20=18] 24
55:31 <EricMcG> !throw 1d8
55:31 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d8: [1d8=5] 5
55:39 <Goya> 17
55:48 <Goya> Must heal self... 
55:54 <Ahtuz> you might want to channel
56:04 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+8
56:04 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+8: [1d20=10] 18
56:22 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20 +6
56:22 <diebot> CWheezy, +6: [1d20=3] 3
56:36 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+7
56:36 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+7: [1d20=17] 24
56:47 <EricMcG> !throw 1d8+3
56:47 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d8+3: [1d8=8] 11
57:25 <Ahtuz> bad touch
57:31 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d20+2; 1d6
57:32 <diebot> Ahtuz, 1d20+2: [1d20=10] 12; 1d6: [1d6=6] 6
57:39 <Ahtuz> on 3
57:45 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+5
57:45 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+5: [1d20=17] 22
57:50 <Ahtuz> bout time
58:22 <Ahtuz> he just doesnt take the str damage
58:28 <Ahtuz> 1
59:02 <Goya> !throw 1d6
59:02 <diebot> Goya, 1d6: [1d6=6] 6
59:10 <Goya> !throw 1d6
59:10 <diebot> Goya, 1d6: [1d6=5] 5
59:46 <Ahtuz> and it doesnt have line of effect to it either
59:47 <Goya> She's a camper
00:08 <Ahtuz> brb, gonna get some ice water
00:13 <Ahtuz> mind if i pre roll?
00:28 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d20+2; 1d6 on 3
00:29 <diebot> Ahtuz, 1d20+2: [1d20=7] 9; on 3: [1d6=3] 3
00:46 <CWheezy> !roll 1d20+10
00:46 <dicebot> CWheezy, 1d20+10: [1d20=1] 11
00:50 <CWheezy> !roll 1d20+10
00:51 <dicebot> CWheezy, 1d20+10: [1d20=12] 22
02:06 <Goya> Go the slow route
03:50 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+7
03:51 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+7: [1d20=13] 20
03:59 <EricMcG> !throw 1d8
04:00 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d8: [1d8=2] 2
04:20 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+6
04:20 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+6: [1d20=12] 18
04:36 <CWheezy> !throw 1d6+4
04:37 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d6+4: [1d6=3] 7
04:49 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+10
04:50 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+10: [1d20=5] 15
05:03 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+7
05:03 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+7: [1d20=20] 27
05:08 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+7
05:08 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+7: [1d20=1] 8
05:26 <EricMcG> !throw 1d8+3
05:26 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d8+3: [1d8=7] 10
05:53 <Ahtuz> did you use my roll from earlier already?
06:07 <Ahtuz> sounds good to me
06:18 <Goya> !throw 1d20+6
06:18 <diebot> Goya, 1d20+6: [1d20=15] 21
06:31 <Goya> !roll 1d6+3
06:31 <dicebot> Goya, 1d6+3: [1d6=5] 8
06:33 Avatar gives voice to Ahtuz Goya tabby
06:41 <Goya> Ok
06:41 Avatar gives voice to CWheezy
07:19 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+3
07:19 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+3: [1d20=14] 17
07:31 <CWheezy> !throw 1d6+4
07:31 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d6+4: [1d6=5] 9
08:36 <tabby> while moving pull out my katana
10:14 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+7
10:15 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+7: [1d20=13] 20
10:34 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+8
10:35 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+8: [1d20=3] 11
10:52 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+8
10:53 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+8: [1d20=9] 17
11:10 <Ahtuz> no... we dont look the same at all
11:26 <Ahtuz> i will move to H8
11:39 <Ahtuz> bad touch 1
11:58 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d20+2; 1d6 on 1
11:58 <diebot> Ahtuz, 1d20+2: [1d20=6] 8; on 1: [1d6=3] 3
12:03 <Ahtuz> misses obviously
12:43 <Ahtuz> she has terrible spells picked out
12:48 <Ahtuz> 2d8+4
12:52 <Goya> !throw 2d8+4
12:52 <diebot> Goya, 2d8+4: [2d8=5,2] 11
13:25 <Goya> Probably would have been better to just channel.. 
13:26 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+10
13:26 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+10: [1d20=1] 11
13:30 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+10
13:30 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+10: [1d20=6] 16
14:54 <tabby> !throw 1d20+10
14:54 <diebot> tabby, 1d20+10: [1d20=19] 29
14:58 <Goya> My bad. Attack roll - not damage roll
15:05 <Goya> My SO bad. 
15:14 <tabby> !throw 1d8+4
15:14 <diebot> tabby, 1d8+4: [1d8=1] 5
15:29 <tabby> !throw 1d20+10
15:29 <diebot> tabby, 1d20+10: [1d20=13] 23
15:55 <tabby> !throw 1d8+4
15:55 <diebot> tabby, 1d8+4: [1d8=3] 7
16:04 <Goya> Nice. 
16:52 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+7
16:52 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+7: [1d20=9] 16
17:15 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+8
17:15 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+8: [1d20=16] 24
17:28 <tabby> yes
17:29 <Goya> Yep
17:33 <EricMcG> !throw 1d8+3
17:34 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d8+3: [1d8=4] 7
18:00 * Ahtuz gets a very evil light in his eyes
18:17 <Goya> heh
18:19 <Ahtuz> pulls a scroll out of his backpack
18:30 <Ahtuz> i then cast the spell
18:44 <Ahtuz> lesser animate dead
18:55 <Goya> *raises an eyebrow*
19:14 <Ahtuz> I pay 4hit die worth of gold
19:20 <Ahtuz> so if he is higher then 4 the spell fails
19:35 <Ahtuz> BOOM!
20:01 <Ahtuz> GM call
20:06 <Ahtuz> but would they attack their friend?
20:29 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+7
20:29 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+7: [1d20=13] 20
20:39 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+5
20:40 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+5: [1d20=19] 24
20:51 <EricMcG> !throw 1d8+2
20:51 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d8+2: [1d8=8] 10
20:56 <EricMcG> !throw 1d8
20:56 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d8: [1d8=5] 5
21:17 <Ahtuz> alright... so GM fiat in your description just cost me roughly 300g
21:52 <Ahtuz> they definently saw him fall down
22:14 <Ahtuz> but did they make a heal check to recognize him as dead?
23:01 <EricMcG> the spray of blood and semi-severed neck... yeah he looks dead
23:30 <Goya> !throw 1d20+6
23:31 <diebot> Goya, 1d20+6: [1d20=1] 7
23:34 <Goya> Not
23:39 <Goya> SO sad 
23:46 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+13
23:46 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+13: [1d20=15] 28
24:43 <tabby> !throw 1d20+10
24:43 <diebot> tabby, 1d20+10: [1d20=14] 24
24:54 <tabby> !throw 1d8+4
24:55 <diebot> tabby, 1d8+4: [1d8=6] 10
26:37 <Goya> Go up to the roof woman!
26:56 <Goya> !throw 1d8+1
26:56 <diebot> Goya, 1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8
27:18 <Ahtuz> good, I cast lesser animate dead on the body i didnt already waste a scroll on.
27:23 tlotig has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
27:47 <Ahtuz> I have 2 more scrolls of lesser animate dead
27:49 <Goya> Anyone else need healing?
28:07 <Goya> !throw 1d8+1
28:08 <diebot> Goya, 1d8+1: [1d8=6] 7
28:18 <Goya> !throw 1d8+1 - Tabby
28:19 <diebot> Goya, - Tabby: [1d8=5] 6
29:27 <Goya> 6
29:53 <CWheezy> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/templates/zombie
30:56 <Ahtuz> i give him back his axe, the zombie is perminently staggard.
31:56 <Goya> I'll move to H7
32:06 <Ahtuz> i'll shout out the window, "Yes come in I need more people to raise for the Army i shall make from your corpses."
32:40 <Goya> *nods*
32:57 <Ahtuz> ill keep the zombie next to me.
33:18 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20
33:18 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20: [1d20=5] 5
33:19 <Goya> !throw 1d20
33:20 <diebot> Goya, 1d20: [1d20=1] 1
33:20 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+2
33:21 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+2: [1d20=13] 15
33:22 <tabby> !throw 1d20
33:22 <diebot> tabby, 1d20: [1d20=16] 16
33:24 <Goya> crap. 
33:55 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d20
33:55 <diebot> Ahtuz, 1d20: [1d20=4] 4
34:07 <Ahtuz> i missed the enter button like 6 times
34:31 * Ahtuz laughs...
34:48 <Ahtuz> "they're trying to burn down the house methinks."
35:09 <tabby> !throw 1d20+6
35:09 <diebot> tabby, 1d20+6: [1d20=3] 9
35:17 <Goya> You BLIND woman!
36:16 <Goya> I would go to the roof - but that's just me. 
36:27 <Goya> *shrugs* 
36:35 <Ahtuz> "So, who wants to set the house on fire?
38:42 <Ahtuz> "This seems a very poorly coordinated attack."
39:22 <Ahtuz> I tell my zombie to put out any fire's he sees.
39:31 <Ahtuz> thats about it.
39:55 <Ahtuz> exactly.
40:16 <Ahtuz> ^
40:29 <Ahtuz> with his axe
40:31 <Ahtuz> !
40:37 <Goya> Anyone need healing?
41:13 <tabby> ya
43:40 <Ahtuz> um.... 
43:55 <Ahtuz> sounds good to me
44:06 <Ahtuz> he start putting out the fire with his axe/whatever you want
44:11 <Ahtuz> I will delay
44:15 tlotig ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
44:20 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d20+2
44:20 <diebot> Ahtuz, 1d20+2: [1d20=18] 20
44:38 <Ahtuz> the strength of his spirit!
44:44 <tabby> he got smarter as a zombie
46:51 <Ahtuz> configuring my netbook for Gencon this week. gotta get it all ready
47:07 <Goya> Lucky sod. 
47:14 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+2
47:14 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+2: [1d20=16] 18
47:43 <Ahtuz> well i am GMing like 8slots
49:20 <Ahtuz> Zombie! in here!
49:38 <Ahtuz> i then bad touch.... lets go with 1
49:52 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d20+2; 1d6
49:52 <diebot> Ahtuz, 1d20+2: [1d20=13] 15; 1d6: [1d6=1] 1
50:09 <Ahtuz> i will then move to the corner
50:13 <Ahtuz> J8
50:40 <Goya> I8 I think
50:55 <Ahtuz> ugh.... my little netbook thing had 0% battery
50:56 <Goya> *cowers in fear* 
51:24 <Ahtuz> she could double move
53:42 <tabby> Fear my ninja skillz!
54:50 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+3
54:50 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+3: [1d20=17] 20
55:12 <Ahtuz> it should be listed
55:28 <Goya> Samurai AC20
55:41 <Goya> 11
55:51 <EricMcG> !throw 2d6+2
55:51 <diebot> EricMcG, 2d6+2: [2d6=6,6] 14
56:06 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+6
56:06 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+6: [1d20=17] 23
56:20 <Ahtuz> do you have evasion?
56:27 <Ahtuz> so you take nothing.
56:56 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+3
56:57 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+3: [1d20=13] 16
57:14 <Ahtuz> AC5 to hit a square
57:25 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+3
57:25 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+3: [1d20=13] 16
57:44 <EricMcG> !throw 2d6+2
57:44 <diebot> EricMcG, 2d6+2: [2d6=1,1] 4
57:50 <Ahtuz> arent you a monk?
58:06 <Ahtuz> whats your wis and dex?
58:17 <tabby> !throw 1d20+2
58:17 <diebot> tabby, 1d20+2: [1d20=15] 17
58:35 <Ahtuz> didnt you take a defensive?
58:47 <Ahtuz> oh panda nuts!
59:05 <Ahtuz> um... i tell zombie to attack the bomb throwers
59:15 <Ahtuz> he will move forward cause thats all he can do
59:54 <Ahtuz> i start casting infernal healing
00:09 <Ahtuz> from my wand
00:13 <Ahtuz> its a full round casting
00:27 <Goya> Step to H7 and Channel Pos. Exclude 1&2. 
00:40 <Goya> !throw 2d6
00:40 <diebot> Goya, 2d6: [2d6=5,3] 8
01:17 <Ahtuz> zombie has 30ft move, so he would be right next to 1 and 2
01:26 <Goya> Turn off your mic
01:27 <tabby> !throw 1d20+9
01:27 <diebot> tabby, 1d20+9: [1d20=20] 29
01:48 <tabby> !throw 1d20
01:48 <diebot> tabby, 1d20: [1d20=3] 3
02:01 <Ahtuz> fast zombies get to make a standard and a move
02:33 <tabby> !throw 1d8+4
02:34 <diebot> tabby, 1d8+4: [1d8=8] 12
03:08 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+13
03:09 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+13: [1d20=16] 29
03:42 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+3
03:42 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+3: [1d20=16] 19
04:32 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+8
04:32 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+8: [1d20=11] 19
04:43 <EricMcG> !throw 2d6+2
04:43 <diebot> EricMcG, 2d6+2: [2d6=3,2] 7
05:00 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d20
05:00 <diebot> Ahtuz, 1d20: [1d20=2] 2
05:05 <Ahtuz> he fails
05:49 <tlotig> how are you goig?
05:58 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+8
05:58 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+8: [1d20=20] 28
06:19 <EricMcG> !throw 1d3
06:20 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d3: [1d3=2] 2
06:45 <Ahtuz> that sounds good, whats his modifier?
07:05 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d20+4
07:05 <diebot> Ahtuz, 1d20+4: [1d20=14] 18
07:31 <Ahtuz> what kind of weapon was he using?
07:47 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d8+5
07:47 <diebot> Ahtuz, 1d8+5: [1d8=4] 9
08:02 <Goya> Move to 3 and attack (if applicable)
08:02 <Ahtuz> i will then 5 ft to I*
08:07 <Ahtuz> i8
08:25 <Ahtuz> um.... can i take the rest of my turn?
08:30 <Goya> !throw 1d20+6
08:31 <diebot> Goya, 1d20+6: [1d20=15] 21
08:41 <Goya> Sorry
08:41 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d20+6 to hit T
08:41 <diebot> Ahtuz, to hit T: [1d20=5] 11
08:52 <Ahtuz> does an 11 hit your touch T
09:03 <Ahtuz> she gains fast healing 1 for 10 rounds
09:14 <Ahtuz> and that was my turn.
09:20 <tabby> Thank you
09:33 <Ahtuz> betcha never thought a necromancer could be a healer.
10:08 <Goya> !roll 1d6+3
10:09 <dicebot> Goya, 1d6+3: [1d6=6] 9
10:31 <Ahtuz> i begin casting another infernal healing on my turn, i have to take my dog out, shes bitchin at me.
10:49 <tabby> !throw 1d20+9
10:49 <diebot> tabby, 1d20+9: [1d20=7] 16
11:01 <tabby> !throw 1d8+4
11:01 <diebot> tabby, 1d8+4: [1d8=4] 8
11:33 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+18
11:34 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+18: [1d20=5] 23
11:43 <CWheezy> !throw 1d6+4
11:43 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d6+4: [1d6=6] 10
12:12 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+3
12:13 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+3: [1d20=16] 19
12:26 boris is now known as pupkin
13:03 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+8
13:03 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+8: [1d20=3] 11
13:18 <tabby> !throw 1d20+9
13:18 <diebot> tabby, 1d20+9: [1d20=5] 14
13:40 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+4
13:40 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+4: [1d20=14] 18
14:19 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+8
14:19 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+8: [1d20=4] 12
14:53 <EricMcG> !throw 2d6+2 explosive on Ahtul
14:53 <diebot> EricMcG, explosive on Ahtul: [2d6=1,6] 9
15:04 <EricMcG> !throw 1d3
15:04 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d3: [1d3=1] 1
15:11 <EricMcG> !throw 2d6+2 explosive on Ahtul
15:11 <diebot> EricMcG, explosive on Ahtul: [2d6=1,1] 4
15:20 <Ahtuz> um.... no.
15:28 <Ahtuz> bombs cant be delayed.
15:56 <Ahtuz> bombs last until the start of their next turn, at which point they become innert
18:00 <Ahtuz> I totes take 9 points of damage, takes me to 39/50
18:21 <Goya> !throw 1d20+3
18:21 <diebot> Goya, 1d20+3: [1d20=12] 15
18:48 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+8
18:48 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+8: [1d20=7] 15
18:59 <Goya> 10
19:05 <EricMcG> !throw 2d6+2
19:05 <diebot> EricMcG, 2d6+2: [2d6=1,6] 9
19:19 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+6
19:19 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+6: [1d20=20] 26
19:43 <Ahtuz> sounds like he continues!
19:58 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d20+4; 1d8+5
19:58 <diebot> Ahtuz, 1d20+4: [1d20=19] 23; 1d8+5: [1d8=3] 8
20:27 <Ahtuz> um, have i gone since i hit T with infernal healing?
20:41 <Ahtuz> okay i start casting infernal healing on myself
20:49 <Ahtuz> and 5ft into the corner again
21:09 <Goya> 5ft step to 3 - attack
21:25 <Goya> !throw 1d20+6
21:25 <diebot> Goya, 1d20+6: [1d20=20] 26
21:30 <Goya> !throw 1d20+6
21:31 <diebot> Goya, 1d20+6: [1d20=20] 26
21:34 <Ahtuz> go go!
21:42 <Goya> !throw 2d6+5
21:43 <diebot> Goya, 2d6+5: [2d6=5,1] 11
21:46 <Goya> Doh. 
21:58 <Ahtuz> just a little under average
22:16 <tabby> !throw 1d20+10
22:16 <diebot> tabby, 1d20+10: [1d20=11] 21
22:46 <tabby> !throw 1d8+6
22:46 <diebot> tabby, 1d8+6: [1d8=2] 8
23:47 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+13
23:47 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+13: [1d20=6] 19
24:42 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+3
24:42 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+3: [1d20=15] 18
25:00 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+8
25:00 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+8: [1d20=1] 9
25:20 <EricMcG> !throw 1d8
25:20 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d8: [1d8=1] 1
25:34 <Ahtuz> starts nearest to thrower.
25:41 <Goya> !throw 1d20+3
25:41 <diebot> Goya, 1d20+3: [1d20=18] 21
25:58 <Ahtuz> awwwww but i love the thought of him splashing himself with bomb....
26:02 <Goya> *looks at 3*
26:03 <Ahtuz> in my mind... totes just happened.
26:16 * Ahtuz smiles contentedly
26:26 <Ahtuz> sounds good to me
26:31 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d20+4; 1d8+5
26:31 <diebot> Ahtuz, 1d20+4: [1d20=7] 11; 1d8+5: [1d8=7] 12
26:43 <Ahtuz> yeah i dont suppose it would
27:07 <Ahtuz> i get fasthealing 1
27:12 <Ahtuz> and i'll move into the room
27:19 <Ahtuz> H6
27:32 <Goya> Step forward to 3 and attack.
27:40 <Goya> !throw 1d20+6
27:40 <diebot> Goya, 1d20+6: [1d20=3] 9
27:45 <Goya> NOT so bad
27:49 <Goya> *good
29:04 <tabby> !throw 1d20+10
29:05 <diebot> tabby, 1d20+10: [1d20=6] 16
29:35 <tabby> !throw 1d8+12
29:36 <diebot> tabby, 1d8+12: [1d8=1] 13
29:43 <Goya> Doh.
30:06 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+18
30:07 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+18: [1d20=9] 27
30:11 <CWheezy> !throw 1d6+4
30:12 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d6+4: [1d6=6] 10
31:06 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+2
31:06 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+2: [1d20=16] 18
31:23 <EricMcG> !throw 1d4-1
31:24 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d4-1: [1d4=3] 2
31:34 <Ahtuz> fort save!
31:46 <Ahtuz> the dagger should be poisoned.
32:07 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+6
32:08 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+6: [1d20=10] 16
32:50 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d20+4; 1d8+5
32:50 <diebot> Ahtuz, 1d20+4: [1d20=10] 14; 1d8+5: [1d8=1] 6
33:13 <Goya> Heh
33:52 <Goya> Buerocrats. 
33:58 <tabby> Put out fires?
34:02 <Goya> *channel
34:54 <Ahtuz> Ill poke grappler with infernal healing
36:28 <Goya> Let us go!
36:33 <Ahtuz> I shout at my unseen servant to pick up my caltrops
36:40 <Goya> Or maybe put out fires - and go. 
36:52 <Ahtuz> and then i start moving towards the staircase i saw them leave down.
37:41 <Goya> ..loading...
38:05 <Ahtuz> lol, me and some VOs are talking about how awesome brownies are.
38:22 <Goya> Roll on. 
38:26 <Ahtuz> now i totes want some brownies.
38:47 <tabby> Works with me
39:02 <Ahtuz> the zombie is probably next/behind me
39:41 <Ahtuz> i move at 20ft a round, zombie moves at 30
39:57 <tabby> i move at 20
40:05 <Ahtuz> sir... my character is fat... he gonna want breaks.
40:15 <Ahtuz> lol
40:18 <Goya> And pancakes. And.. 
40:37 <Ahtuz> pancakes, and brownies, and icecream
40:44 <Goya> nom nom!
41:01 <Ahtuz> and chicken, and waffles, and cherry coke
41:19 <Ahtuz> gotta motivate him!
41:39 <Goya> map still loading. 
41:43 <Ahtuz> out of all of my characters... this is my favorite.
42:10 <Ahtuz> im rockin 17% load...
42:16 <Ahtuz> 21
43:07 <Ahtuz> 26!
43:14 <Ahtuz> 30!
43:40 <Goya> He has a male concubine?
43:49 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+2
43:49 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+2: [1d20=17] 19
43:55 <Goya> !roll 1d20
43:56 <dicebot> Goya, 1d20: [1d20=3] 3
43:56 <Ahtuz> I dont disagree with him... seems legit.
43:59 <Goya> Doh. 
44:04 <tabby> !throw 1d20
44:04 <diebot> tabby, 1d20: [1d20=8] 8
44:05 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20
44:06 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d20+0
44:06 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20: [1d20=9] 9
44:06 <diebot> Ahtuz, 1d20+0: [1d20=13] 13
44:45 <Goya> Don't rub it in. 
44:56 <Goya> Yep
45:05 <Ahtuz> im at 50%
45:41 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+12
45:41 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+12: [1d20=13] 25
45:59 <Ahtuz> wooot!
46:03 <Ahtuz> i see the map
46:19 <Ahtuz> i dont see this bad guy...
46:48 <Ahtuz> okay... goin.... freebird style
46:54 <Ahtuz> fuck maps we dont need em!
47:02 <Ahtuz> i will cast blindness/deafness on him
47:20 <Ahtuz> DC21
47:42 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+4
47:42 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+4: [1d20=9] 13
47:48 <Ahtuz> BOOM!
47:54 <Ahtuz> blindness
48:04 <Ahtuz> deafness is next
48:45 <Ahtuz> OH SNAP!
48:59 <Ahtuz> OH YEAH! i have map
49:03 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+11
49:03 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+11: [1d20=8] 19
49:13 <Ahtuz> concealment.
49:57 <Ahtuz> basically he rolls twice and takes best
50:12 <EricMcG> !throw 1d100, 1d100
50:12 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d100: [1d100=88] 88
50:45 <EricMcG> !throw 2d6+13
50:46 <diebot> EricMcG, 2d6+13: [2d6=1,6] 20
51:00 <Ahtuz> you can roll it like this !throw 2#1d100 and it will spit out two
51:14 <Ahtuz> for your future rolls.
52:47 <Ahtuz> it could hit!
52:50 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+2
52:50 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+2: [1d20=4] 6
52:51 <Ahtuz> nat 20!
52:59 <Ahtuz> nope... but close
53:11 <EricMcG> !throw 1d8
53:12 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d8: [1d8=3] 3
53:31 <Ahtuz> hey that zombie is super close to death...
53:41 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+8
53:42 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+8: [1d20=1] 9
53:46 <Ahtuz> might want to do the splash
54:34 <Ahtuz> he elects to take full damage
54:38 <Ahtuz> lol
54:50 <Ahtuz> i think he falls down, making my turn a bunch easier
57:08 <Ahtuz> "Move closer to them Kyra!"
57:10 <tabby> !throw 1d20+6
57:10 <diebot> tabby, 1d20+6: [1d20=18] 24
58:01 <Ahtuz> nah, i blinded him
58:12 <Goya> Going for "S". Straight ahead. 
58:14 <Ahtuz> hey, its totes okay man.
58:32 <Goya> That's good
58:55 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+17
58:55 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+17: [1d20=1] 18
59:04 <Ahtuz> nat 1... balls
59:30 <Ahtuz> Move K6
00:02 <Ahtuz> Cast haste  targeting all my 'friends'
00:30 <Ahtuz> no, i dont have enough targets for that
00:44 <Ahtuz> G, Z, T, and myself
01:14 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+11
01:15 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+11: [1d20=17] 28
01:30 <EricMcG> !throw 2d6+13
01:30 <diebot> EricMcG, 2d6+13: [2d6=6,4] 23
01:35 <Ahtuz> concealment
01:49 <EricMcG> !throw 1d100
01:49 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d100: [1d100=89] 89
02:03 <Goya> Ouch. 
02:17 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+6
02:17 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+6: [1d20=15] 21
02:26 <EricMcG> !throw 2d6+2
02:26 <diebot> EricMcG, 2d6+2: [2d6=6,3] 11
02:30 <tabby> If anyone can heal I'm down to 2
02:38 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+6
02:38 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+6: [1d20=15] 21
02:50 <Goya> Yay! =P 
03:15 <tabby> so I have all 10 already?
03:46 <tabby> !throw 1d20+9
03:46 <diebot> tabby, 1d20+9: [1d20=2] 11
03:49 <Goya> Mute woman mute!
04:18 <Goya> Channel POS
04:18 <Ahtuz> um... you might want to channel....
04:29 <Ahtuz> excluding....
04:35 <Goya> !throw 2d6
04:36 <diebot> Goya, 2d6: [2d6=6,5] 11
04:45 <Ahtuz> i dont get back any.
04:53 <Ahtuz> false life baby!
04:55 <Goya> Wuss. 
05:03 <Goya> No
05:15 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+12
05:15 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+12: [1d20=17] 29
05:24 <Goya> Too much.
05:43 <Ahtuz> you know... I'm a little low on my Temp HP
06:03 <Ahtuz> think im going to move to O11
06:18 <Ahtuz> for flanking
06:37 <Ahtuz> i then bad touch him
06:53 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d20+5
06:54 <diebot> Ahtuz, 1d20+5: [1d20=1] 6
06:58 <Ahtuz> oh nat 1
07:03 <Ahtuz> im wanting a reroll
07:13 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d20+5
07:13 <diebot> Ahtuz, 1d20+5: [1d20=18] 23
07:29 <Ahtuz> !throw 3d6 Vamp Touch
07:29 <diebot> Ahtuz, Vamp Touch: [3d6=1,4,4] 9
07:56 <Ahtuz> no....
07:58 <Goya> Nope
07:59 <Ahtuz> he wont ever see them again
08:03 <Ahtuz> lol
08:19 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+9
08:19 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+9: [1d20=20] 29
08:24 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+9
08:24 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+9: [1d20=8] 17
08:34 <Ahtuz> heh
08:54 <Ahtuz> i think because its a large size, or he is probably supposed to be enlarged
09:20 <Ahtuz> hey, sounds like its now a large sized katana!
09:39 <EricMcG> !throw 2d6+8
09:39 <diebot> EricMcG, 2d6+8: [2d6=2,1] 11
10:14 <EricMcG> !throw 1d20+8
10:14 <diebot> EricMcG, 1d20+8: [1d20=16] 24
10:15 <Goya> Bah
10:28 <EricMcG> !throw 2d6+2
10:28 <diebot> EricMcG, 2d6+2: [2d6=4,4] 10
10:45 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+7
10:46 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+7: [1d20=10] 17
11:05 <tabby> !throw 1d20+9
11:05 <diebot> tabby, 1d20+9: [1d20=3] 12
11:13 <tabby> I suck agian!
11:16 <Ahtuz> i dont provide flanking
11:20 <Ahtuz> i have no weapon out
11:35 <Ahtuz> im sorry....
11:45 <Goya> Five foot step to S - and get all stabby
12:07 <Goya> !throw 1d20+6
12:07 <diebot> Goya, 1d20+6: [1d20=13] 19
12:19 <Goya> DOh!
12:27 <tabby> !throw 1d20+9
12:27 <diebot> tabby, 1d20+9: [1d20=19] 28
12:38 <tabby> !throw 1d20+9
12:39 <diebot> tabby, 1d20+9: [1d20=14] 23
12:44 <Ahtuz> i believe in you!
13:01 <tabby> !throw 2d8+16
13:01 <diebot> tabby, 2d8+16: [2d8=3,1] 20
13:04 <Goya> Nice
13:22 <Goya> !throw 1d20+6
13:23 <diebot> Goya, 1d20+6: [1d20=4] 10
13:26 <Goya> Nope
13:36 <CWheezy> !throw 1d20+18
13:36 <diebot> CWheezy, 1d20+18: [1d20=19] 37
14:10 <Ahtuz> "It feels so good to suck the soul from your body!  GIVE ME MORE!"
14:15 <Goya> hehe
14:25 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d20+6
14:25 <diebot> Ahtuz, 1d20+6: [1d20=20] 26
14:31 <Ahtuz> ON YEAH!
14:33 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d20+6
14:34 <diebot> Ahtuz, 1d20+6: [1d20=12] 18
14:54 <Goya> You SUCKED him dry. =P
14:58 <Ahtuz> !throw 6d6
14:58 <diebot> Ahtuz, 6d6: [6d6=1,1,6,2,3,3] 16
15:08 <Ahtuz> totally sad
15:21 <Ahtuz> i then 5ft east
15:43 <Ahtuz> Um.... yeah im going to continue sucking the life from him.
15:52 <Goya> Woo-hoo!
16:14 <Ahtuz> Yeah, excellent game sir, was a blasty blast
16:18 tlotig has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
16:52 <Ahtuz> "Oh god those look delicious."
17:12 <Ahtuz> I took, zero damage.
17:15 <Goya> Nice Dragon Goat. Things. 
18:12 <Ahtuz> The entire way im trying to convince the kirin to let me eat one of them.
18:24 <Goya> Heh
18:40 <Goya> Woohoo!
18:49 <Ahtuz> yay grats goya!
19:22 * Ahtuz is busy trying to convince the kirin to let me eat one of them.
21:03 <Goya> Thank you for GM'ing. It's way past bedtime - but it was definitely worth it. =)
21:13 <tabby> Thank you!
21:18 <Ahtuz> yeah, im in no rush man.
22:13 <Ahtuz> !throw 1d20+5 Mortician
22:14 <diebot> Ahtuz, Mortician: [1d20=19] 24
22:19 * Avatar removes voice from Ahtuz CWheezy Goya tabby
22:23 <Ahtuz> so close to a nat 20 lol
22:38 <Ahtuz> hey....
22:44 <Ahtuz> did i convince one of the kirin to let me eat it?
23:02 <Ahtuz> lol
23:05 Ahtuz is now known as Steven
27:12 tabby ([email protected]) has left #d&d
27:20 <EricMcG> nope
27:46 EricMcG ([email protected]) has left #d&d
28:16 <Steven> DAMN! that would have been a feather in my characters cap.... 
28:34 <Steven> sounds like im going to have to planar binding one of em.
30:30 <Steven> so glad i didnt turn into a shadow that mission.
40:00 Goya has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
00:37 <Steven> what to do what to do....
32:27 <Mekkis> nice pork roast
32:46 <Steven> pork roast usually pretty good stuff
35:03 <Steven> i made apple caramel cake.
44:18 <Mekkis> Brunius, you've been on WoT a lot today
44:32 <Brunius> are you tracking my wot usage
45:21 <Mekkis> what do you think?
46:56 <Brunius> I wouldn't put it past you
47:15 <Brunius> I always jump in for like two games, then get frustrated at the matchmaking
47:34 <Mekkis> that's why I don't play lights
55:51 <Mekkis> They're more up to getting uptiered
07:14 <Brunius> is cockatrice open source?
07:17 <Mekkis> yes
07:24 <Mekkis> I think it was shut down.
33:33 <Brunius> Slamming the enter key angrily doesn't work that well on a model M
33:45 <Brunius> it doesn't make any different a noise to the rest of the key clicks
42:25 <Mekkis> Slamming keysd is always good
42:27 <Mekkis> :)
34:49 <Darkkapow> sup sup :D
34:54 <Darkkapow> finally home from the weekend!
39:20 <Steven> yay!
40:20 <Darkkapow> yeah how i feel
40:24 <Darkkapow> missed all the game though :(
41:46 <Steven> is okay.
48:22 <Darkkapow> played bingo with my grandma today though kinda mae up for it XP
48:47 <Darkkapow> my sisters and i got bored half way throug hand we ended up drawing all over each other made it more fun though we where all kind of drunk too and hung over XP
01:26 <Mekkis> Darkkapow, want to get some credits on WoT: they've got a 15-% credits for tier 5 battles
04:56 <Darkkapow> let me go get a drink and i'll be right with you
10:39 <Mekkis> invite sent
11:25 <Darkkapow> my kv is in a fight
29:57 Avatar has quit (Quit: Spend social security on games.)
31:34 Avatar ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
31:38 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
Search this day's buffer: