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06:55 <Avatar> nah it's too much of a drop to my charisma already
07:25 <Avatar> I'll be using it for skills as well
07:34 <Mekkis> how about 15/17
07:46 <Mekkis> then you get to decide at level 4 which one you really want
08:03 <Avatar> 15/17 doesn't benefit me at all
08:10 <Avatar> how about I put 15 into str and 17 into cha
08:22 <Mekkis> sure
08:26 <Mekkis> it's your character
08:32 <Mekkis> don't complain to me if he dies
08:38 <Avatar> how can I decide at level 4 if I decide oh woops
08:45 <Avatar> with 15/17
10:26 <Avatar> actually uh
10:32 <Avatar> 14/18 doesn't work anyway
11:06 <Avatar> I think
11:32 <Avatar> sorry, it does
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52:30 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 10am (Mekkis) | CoTE: Sun 10am || All times AEDT (UTC+11:00), CONFIRM YOUR ATTENDANCE | http://dnd.ballig.net/newbie_guide.htm
52:30 Topic for #d&d set by Ballig at Thu Dec 15 00:36:20 2011
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58:44 <MekkisScreen> Thelen: how soon could you get me started?
24:56 NickOP sets mode +r Mekkis
25:11 <Ballig> Mekkis: how do you make an heirloom weapon magic
27:13 <Mekkis> not sure now
27:21 <Avatar> isn't it the same as any other weapon
27:29 <Mekkis> pre-errata, it was automatically masterwork
28:25 <Ballig> ahh
28:35 <Ballig> Avatar: no, because it specifically says it's non-masterwork
28:46 <Avatar> yeah when you take it
28:48 <Ballig> it has to be masterwork to make it magic, and you can't make a weapon masterwork after the fact
29:03 <Avatar> oh good point
29:09 <Mekkis> you get on the boards and join the throng who think that /masterwork transformation/ should persist from scenario to scenario
29:10 <Avatar> maybe you can in PFS
29:12 <Ballig> also the +1 to attack seems to be only on AOOs, which I wasn't aware of
29:16 <Ballig> did they nerf it or was that always the way
29:26 <Mekkis> they nerfed it that way too
29:27 <Mekkis> :(
29:31 <Ballig> yeah thought so
29:36 <Ballig> I looked at the trait and didn't see the reason to take it
29:50 <Mekkis> (fyi: my dead tree version is v1, without errata)
30:14 <Ballig> are you allowed to use the pre-arrata/updated version of something if you have a copy of it
30:20 <Mekkis> nope
30:36 <Avatar> weren't you allowed to keep part of it if you already had it pre-errata
30:42 <Mekkis> yes
30:50 <Ballig> which part
30:51 <Ballig> the masterwork part?
30:53 <Mekkis> yeah
31:09 <Ballig> yeah if the trait was masterwork weapon it would be almost worth it
32:03 <Mekkis> in some cases, the heirloom weapon trait is better than it used to be
32:14 <Mekkis> heirloom guisarme - +2 to trip!
32:20 <Avatar> pretty sure that is a big fat lie
32:25 <Ballig> yeah but it's not masterwork
32:30 <Ballig> so that'll only be useful for maybe a level or two
32:50 <Mekkis> one can argue that a spell cast by an NPC persists
32:50 <Ballig> then you will be screwing yourself over by not getting a masterwork weapon
33:08 <Ballig> seems a bit dodgy to have to argue somethingl ike that to every DM
33:12 <Mekkis> nope
33:18 <Avatar> not to mekkis
33:19 <Mekkis> you just don't bring it up
33:28 <Mekkis> unless they ask
33:33 <Ballig> then you get busted for cheating when the DM finds out after the fact
33:36 <Ballig> puts in a report about you
33:44 <Ballig> the developers/top VCs arbitrate
33:45 <Ballig> and ban you for life
33:52 <Mekkis> and you go down as a martyr !
33:58 <Avatar> yeah but nobody really puts in reports ever
34:08 <Mekkis> I know one VC who supports that notion
34:40 <Ballig> because you wanted a masterwork heirloom weapon with +2 to trip
34:40 <Avatar> it's all on the honour system
34:40 <Ballig> what I have to wonder is what happens when you "magic up" a weapon
34:40 <Ballig> that is only masterwork because of a spell
34:40 <Avatar> so if you break rules, who knows, because we assume players are going to do the right thing
35:06 <Mekkis> so you mean I should offer to VC Qld?
35:10 <Ballig> yeah but when people DO know, that's when they report you
35:10 <Avatar> I'm sure it can be lawyered around
35:10 <Ballig> ha
36:36 <Ballig> that's like my colleague who tells us over and over that she never lies
36:40 <Ballig> even though 50% of what she says is a lie
36:48 <Ballig> and then she will try and twist it if you call her out on it
36:57 <Ballig> "When I said I don't drink I MEANT I dont' get drunk *sips wine*"
37:11 <Avatar> I'm not retroactively changing anything
37:21 <Mekkis> so you mean I should offer to VC Qld?
37:24 <Avatar> you're retroactively changing it in your head because you got it wrong by the sounds of it
37:44 <Ballig> you didn't refute that you said it
37:52 <Ballig> you just said it wasn't meant literally
37:54 <Avatar> are we having two separate conversations at once
38:26 <Mekkis> perhaps
38:43 <Mekkis> so Avatar, want to see how good your ninja is tonight?
38:45 <Ballig> I'm tempted to take the World Traveler trait
38:50 <Avatar> nope
38:51 <Ballig> to get knowledge (local) as a class skill !
39:01 <Avatar> oh wait, on something I need a level 1 character for ?
39:04 <Mekkis> really? what are you doing tonight?
39:14 <Ballig> applying for jobs
39:15 <Ballig> ha ha!
39:22 <Avatar> I don't want to use that character
39:26 <Mekkis> I was thinking of letting you bring him into a beginner box scenario
39:32 <Avatar> I've already reached and exceeded my daily quota for job applications
39:38 <Avatar> being 1, ha ha!
39:52 <Avatar> yeah I'm all in for beginner box
40:05 <Ballig> what daily quota
40:14 <Avatar> centrelink wants me to apply for 1 job a day
40:19 <Avatar> a weekday
40:24 <Mekkis> are you willing to play sufficient other characters to bring it up to the required number of PCs?
40:26 <Ballig> or what?
40:28 <Ballig> and/or why?
40:32 <Avatar> or I don't get paid
40:33 <Mekkis> or they start putting pressure on you
40:37 <Ballig> that's not true
40:38 <Avatar> Mekkis: sure
40:42 <Mekkis> cool
40:46 <Avatar> that's the impression I got
40:51 <Ballig> that's "you must apply for AT LEAST 1 job per day"
40:57 <Mekkis> yeah
40:58 <Ballig> they will not cut you off for applying for MORE
41:02 <Avatar> oh of course not
41:08 <Avatar> I thought they would for less though
41:11 <Avatar> yeah they do
41:13 <Ballig> they probably will
41:13 <Mekkis> but if you do, then you run out next fortnight
41:14 <Mekkis> :)
41:25 <Avatar> jobs don't run out
41:25 <Ballig> it's an "at least" quota, not an "at most" quota
41:34 <Avatar> yeah but I only have to apply for 1
41:39 <Ballig> for centrelink benefits
41:42 <Avatar> yep
41:44 <Ballig> you have to apply for more if you expect to actually get work
41:53 <Avatar> work schmork
41:53 <Ballig> do you want me to put in a good word for you at the AIFS
42:01 <Ballig> the head of HR there thinks I'm a god
42:02 <Avatar> what is AIFS
42:02 <Mekkis> Avatar, seek.com.au only has about 8 jobs for electronic engineers (junior or graduate)
42:05 <Ballig> australian institute of family studies
42:08 <Ballig> it's in melbourne
42:09 <Avatar> not if I have to move to canberra
42:17 <Avatar> sec
42:50 <Mekkis> I think I should just keep applying for APS jobs until I manage to fill out selection criteria correctly
42:57 <Mekkis> do you agree Ballig ?
43:14 <Avatar> they only have 2 vacancies listed, neither of which are appealing
43:33 <Ballig> Mekkis: have you not been able to get an interview
43:45 <Mekkis> that's correct
44:00 <Mekkis> probably because I haven't really applied for many in the past year
44:10 <Ballig> mm
44:19 <Avatar> just quit your job
44:28 <Ballig> the main thing with selection criteria is that you need to provide specific examples of what you have done in previous employment that meets that criterion
44:29 <Avatar> then you'll find it easier to write selection criteria correctly
44:41 <Mekkis> I like it how that ask for about every other bit of information before they give you the selection criteria
44:52 <Avatar> I went from wanting to cut myself to just wanting to tear my hair out
45:05 <Ballig> I always check out the criteria before bothering to apply
45:10 <Ballig> the criteria will tell you whether you're qualified for the job
45:13 <Ballig> everything else is irrelevant
45:38 <Ballig> you just have to understand the level of expertise they require based on how they word the criterion
45:51 <Ballig> "demonstrated experience", for example, means you have to have done something almost exactly like that in a previous job
46:04 <Ballig> if it's worded with less strength you can bullshit it
46:32 <Avatar> it almost always says demonstrated experience
46:35 <Ballig> "knowledge or ability to acquire knowledge" is the easiest
46:46 <Ballig> then maybe you're applying for jobs that are too high level for you
49:10 <Mekkis> how easy is it to move around once in the APS?
49:30 <Ballig> once you've gone through the probationary period (6 months), very
49:42 <Ballig> if a manager comes into an office that everyone hates, literally everyone leaves
49:45 <Ballig> and goes to another department
50:41 <Ballig> maybe the hardest department I know of to get into is DFAT
50:55 <Ballig> because everyone wants to work there
51:40 <Ballig> Mekkis: can you do this
51:46 <Ballig> The department is seeking motivated and experienced individuals at the APS6 and Executive Level 1 who will report to the Intelligence Manager, Passport Fraud Section and be responsible for leading and/or undertaking the development of analytical models and profiles to support the Australian Passport Office. The successful applicants will have a demonstrated understanding of analytical techniques and their use, including data mining profiling, and sco
51:46 <Mekkis> do what?
52:05 <Mekkis> and sco...?
52:31 <Ballig> and score modelling techniques. A strong background in data mining techniques and a proven ability to deliver outcomes with demonstrated benefits is required as well as having sound communication and relationship building skills. An ability to conduct research and undertake intelligence functions is desirable.
53:40 <Ballig> (you can do that job in Brisbane)
53:45 <Mekkis> I have an understanding of analytical techniques, and have applied various modelling techniques...
54:30 <Ballig> "strong background in data mining techniques" will be the most important
55:01 <Ballig> you can see just from that description how they have different standards for each criterion
55:14 <Ballig> strong background means they wont' consider you without it
55:30 <Ballig> you might be able to do this one:
55:31 <Ballig> http://www.apsjobs.gov.au/SearchedNoticesView.aspx?Notices=10556472%3A1&mn=JobSearch
55:33 <Ballig> but it's in canberra
56:12 <Mekkis> I'm willing to relocate...
56:26 <Ballig> I know a guy in HR in DFAT, but he works in the diversity area
02:36 <Mekkis> I wish apsjobs would have direct links
06:45 <Ballig> I could convince this guy to hire you if you have a disability !
07:02 <Mekkis> what constitutes a disability?
08:14 <Ballig> I'll find the definition
08:52 <Ballig> disability, in relation to a person, means:
08:52 <Ballig>                      (a)  total or partial loss of the person’s bodily or mental functions; or
08:52 <Ballig>                      (b)  total or partial loss of a part of the body; or
08:52 <Ballig>                      (c)  the presence in the body of organisms causing disease or illness; or
08:52 <Ballig>                      (d)  the presence in the body of organisms capable of causing disease or illness; or
08:52 <Ballig>                      (e)  the malfunction, malformation or disfigurement of a part of the person’s body; or
08:52 <Ballig>                       (f)  a disorder or malfunction that results in the person learning differently from a person without the disorder or malfunction; or
09:03 <Ballig> (g)  a disorder, illness or disease that affects a person’s thought processes, perception of reality, emotions or judgment or that results in disturbed behaviour;
09:04 <Ballig> and includes a disability that:
09:04 <Ballig>                      (h)  presently exists; or
09:04 <Ballig>                       (i)  previously existed but no longer exists; or
09:04 <Ballig>                       (j)  may exist in the future (including because of a genetic predisposition to that disability); or
09:04 <Ballig>                      (k)  is imputed to a person.
09:12 <Ballig> To avoid doubt, a disability that is otherwise covered by this definition includes behaviour that is a symptom or manifestation of the disability.
09:57 <Mekkis> I could probably BS something
10:05 <Ballig> ha
10:07 <Mekkis> but it'd be really easy to pick it up as BS
10:18 <Mekkis> I keep losing hair, when I cut it
15:34 <Ballig> people want to work at DFAT because they offer postings overseas to their employees
19:13 <Ballig> http://www.apsjobs.gov.au/SearchedNoticesView.aspx?Notices=10556872%3A1&mn=JobSearch
20:13 <Ballig> http://www.apsjobs.gov.au/SearchedNoticesView.aspx?Notices=10555733%3A1&mn=JobSearch
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28:31 <Mekkis> ALRIGHT
28:39 <Mekkis> Avatar, you ready?
46:52 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20
46:54 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20: [1d20=18] 18
05:20 <Thelen> heh
13:41 <Mekkis> what are you hehing about?
13:54 <Mekkis> I was looking at a webserver
13:57 <Mekkis> have you seen Spud?
14:01 <Mekkis> http://d116.com/spud/index.html
14:02 <Thelen> nfi. herpies probably
17:59 <Avatar> sorry, fell asleep
18:07 <Mekkis> you ready now?
18:15 <Avatar> yep
18:26 <Avatar> who is playing
18:48 <Mekkis> not sure
18:55 <Mekkis> Thelen, want to play a game now?
21:50 <Avatar> I know snypt certainly does
23:22 <Mekkis> then gethim here
24:03 <Avatar> ok
24:07 <Avatar> snypt get here
24:44 <Thelen> Mekkis? nah im wasted man
24:47 <Thelen> 1030
24:54 <Thelen> i can't be up for 4hours
24:59 <Mekkis> wasted on a thursday
25:05 <Mekkis> okay then
25:09 <Thelen> :P
25:13 <Thelen> well how long is the mission man
25:24 <Thelen> i can *barely* do a 3hr one
25:24 <Mekkis> 45 minutes when run in-person
25:33 <Thelen> ok fine
25:39 <Thelen> lets do it, who joining?
25:45 <Mekkis> it's a slightly different ruleset
25:52 <Thelen> u have my char
27:29 <Thelen> just watching Titanic.1997
27:40 <Mekkis> no wonder you're wasted
27:48 <Mekkis> I could never get through that without a stiff drink
27:54 <Thelen> mmm
27:58 <Avatar> snypt doesn't know how much time he has, he's babysitting
28:03 <Thelen> does 700ml of jim beam count?
28:04 <Avatar> and the kid could wake up in 10 minutes or 3 hours
28:12 <Avatar> should I say come in anyway
28:21 <Thelen> im up for it
29:48 <Mekkis> sure
29:50 <Thelen> Avatar smother the kid, simple :D
29:54 * Thelen jokes
29:57 <Avatar> amen to that
29:59 <Mekkis> I've got three pregens on my site now
30:07 <Avatar> what classes
30:09 <Thelen> link me one, i'll play it
30:12 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/Pregen%20Fighter.pdf
30:17 <Avatar> Thelen: use your own character man
30:18 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/Pregen%20Cleric.pdf
30:21 <Thelen> ok
30:23 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/Pregen%20Wizard.pdf
30:42 <Thelen> go pregen fighter with Thelen-mods FTW
30:57 <Avatar> here's an excellent question
31:03 <Thelen> over 9000
31:08 <Avatar> can he put the game he played of we be goblins on a different character
31:11 <Avatar> and use his ranger for this
31:19 <Avatar> the credit*
31:31 <Avatar> I don't think so, he has a chronicle sheet
31:34 <Thelen> i vote yes
31:35 <Mekkis> the credit that comes out of this is not in the form of XP
31:51 <Avatar> that doesn't matter, he's still level 2
32:11 <Mekkis> I'd encourage the use of a pregen
32:24 <Avatar> yeah I don't think he has a choice
32:51 <Avatar> unless he got darkwhite to sign a new one, but that's a lot of running around
34:02 <snypt> lads
34:05 <snypt> how are we
34:11 <Avatar> kickin' ass
34:13 <Avatar> choose a pregen
34:13 <Thelen> we is dead
34:18 <Avatar> I've got a ninja
34:21 <Avatar> Thelen what are you
34:30 <Thelen> Mudkip Fighter from Hell
34:33 <snypt> where are the pregens?
34:39 <Avatar> about 10 lines up
34:45 <Avatar> you can use any class really, I have pregens 
35:07 <Thelen> ill be fighter and carry u bitches :D
35:16 <Mekkis> diebot.ti4200.info
35:19 <Avatar> what you'll do is get into flanking position for me
35:23 <Thelen> ok sir
35:30 <Mekkis> this is a slightly simplified ruleset: no reach, no AoOs
35:35 <Thelen> http://iforce.co.nz/i/cvdrnakf.s41.jpg  first this
35:50 <Mekkis> we are bashing a beginner box
36:10 <Thelen> skype me when ready
36:10 <Avatar> what
36:13 <snypt> that your sister?
36:15 <Thelen> till then im emoing on Titanic
36:15 <Avatar> how can there be no reach and no AoO
36:20 <Avatar> I have a reach weapon and combat reflexes
36:25 <snypt> lol
36:30 <snypt> fuck i need to get ca 
36:39 <snypt> and i only have hard copys of the books
36:51 <snypt> have u got a bard or a monk Avatar ?
36:58 <Avatar> yeah
36:59 <Avatar> which do you want
37:06 <Avatar> a bard would be better suited here
37:35 <Avatar> Mekkis: do you have the big bad pregen list
37:52 <Mekkis> not for this, no
37:59 <Mekkis> I can upload the rogue if you want
38:11 <Avatar> hang on I'll send it
38:14 <Avatar> if I can find you
38:18 <Mekkis> or you can use the fighter you used before
38:23 <snypt> what are we playing and why are the rules lame?
38:32 <Mekkis> we are bashing a beginner box
38:45 <snypt> we are bashing what now?
38:56 <Avatar> why the rules are lame is an important question for me here
39:05 <Avatar> can we play with regular rules
39:08 <Mekkis> Avatar, you've played one of these scenarios before
39:17 <Mekkis> depends
39:25 <Mekkis> are you going to tell Darkwhite?
40:17 <Avatar> does the beginner box bash actually require you to use stupid rules
40:40 <Thelen> brb 5mnutes
40:43 <Mekkis> let me check
40:49 <snypt> can someone explain what bashing a beginner box is?
40:50 <Avatar> http://dl.dropbox.com/u/738618/PFS%20Pregens%20-%20PF%20RPG%20version.pdf
41:03 <Avatar> it's a scenario out of the beginner box
41:32 <Avatar> he said it like that because the events are called "beginner box bash"
41:38 <Thelen> or brb 20 minutes infact
41:39 <Mekkis> it's a scenario released and rushed out and given to certain DMs for beginner box events
41:45 <Avatar> it's made for newbies, that's why it's such a short scenario
41:52 <Mekkis> (and yes, it was rushed out)
42:01 <Mekkis> hmmm
42:14 <Avatar> I'm sure you'd be able to use the regular rules if the players want to
42:22 <Mekkis> according to the intro text, it doesn't say that you NEED to use beginner box rules...
42:28 <Avatar> then let's not
42:29 <Mekkis> that's enough for me
42:31 <Avatar> here we go
42:52 <Avatar> hmm Thelen said brb 20 minutes 
43:04 <Avatar> snypt: do you have your character chosen
43:19 <Mekkis> !vchargen
43:19 <Avatar> you'll want to tell mekkis which race you're using
43:21 <diebot> Mekkis, 12(6,4,2,1), 12(1,5,1,6), 14(5,4,5,3), 7(1,2,1,4), 12(4,6,2,1), 14(4,1,6,4)
43:37 <Mekkis> IDENTIFY
43:49 <Avatar> what
43:55 <Avatar> oh
44:03 <Mekkis> it's what to say if you want diebot to identify to nickop
44:14 <Avatar> IDENTIFY
44:29 <snypt> sorry had to check the baby 
44:30 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20 test @Avatar
44:36 <snypt> be quiet 
44:47 <Avatar> snypt: pick a race http://dl.dropbox.com/u/738618/PFS%20Pregens%20-%20PF%20RPG%20version.pdf
44:52 <Mekkis> so, you meet up in a.... TAVERN!
44:53 <Avatar> and confirm your class I guess
45:07 <snypt> im a bard and im sexy 
45:10 <snypt> and mi a chick
45:15 <snypt> and im human
45:21 <Mekkis> “Ah, so you’re finally here,” grumbles Eberius Tauranor as
45:21 <Mekkis> you pile into a private dining room. As the caked mud
45:21 <Mekkis> from your boots peels and flecks off, it disappears into
45:21 <Mekkis> the intricate pattern of the plush carpet in the private
45:21 <Mekkis> dining room. A pale reflection of the impatience that
45:21 <Mekkis> flashes across Eberius’ bloodshot eyes sparkles in the
45:21 <Mekkis> light from the common room as you close the door
45:21 <Mekkis> behind yourselves. Although you are winded from your
45:21 <Mekkis> hasty preparations at his request to see you immediately,
45:21 <Mekkis> Eberius gives you almost no time to rest before giving you
45:21 <Mekkis> the lowdown.
45:27 Avatar gives channel operator status to Mekkis
45:31 Avatar gives voice to Avatar snypt Thelen
45:32 <snypt> that pick of Thelen's sister is me
45:36 Mekkis gives channel half-operator status to diebot
45:38 * Avatar removes channel operator status from Avatar
45:43 Avatar is now known as Toro
45:58 <Mekkis>   “A business contact of mine has recently fallen on
45:58 <Mekkis> hard times, but he can’t risk letting his rivals perceive his
45:58 <Mekkis> weakness. I offered him my assistance, and since then he
45:58 <Mekkis> has been… all too eager to try and pay back the favor with
45:58 <Mekkis> a single item from his collection. A few hundred years
45:58 <Mekkis> ago, one of his ancestors rose rather high in the hierarchy
45:58 <Mekkis> of Aroden—high enough to be granted a shepherd’s
45:58 <Mekkis> crosier, a two-foot-long mithral rod covered in gold leaf
45:58 <Mekkis> and gems. My contact may not even be aware that he
45:58 <Mekkis> possesses such a treasure, and I’d rather you not jog his
45:58 <Mekkis> memory. Since we have so graciously been granted this
45:58 <Mekkis> opportunity to explore his family’s property, I want you to
45:58 <Mekkis> recover that scepter.
46:29 <Mekkis>    “Do this,” he purrs, pulling out a small sack that jangles
46:29 <Mekkis> as it lands on the table, “and I’ll see you get your just
46:29 <Mekkis> rewards. Just be mindful of the Bloody Knuckles; I
46:29 <Mekkis> understand several just arrived in town, and we can’t risk
46:29 <Mekkis> them sniffing out our find.” Pulling out a crumpled note,
46:29 <Mekkis> he tosses it across the table. “This map will show you how
46:29 <Mekkis> to reach the vault. From there, you’re on your own.”
49:00 <Mekkis> he then walks out.
49:13 <Toro> oh
49:15 <Toro> no question time?
49:22 <Mekkis> nope
49:27 <Toro> sweet
49:35 <Toro> we go to the vault
49:38 <Toro> uh
49:47 <Toro> does the map give any indication where it is ie. what we should buy
50:02 snypt is now known as Jack
50:29 <Toro> an underground area I guess
50:29 <Toro> ?
50:32 <Mekkis> You have no difficulty traversing Sandpoint’s busy
50:32 <Mekkis> streets, reaching the edge of town, and travelling to the nearby
50:32 <Mekkis> estate. Once there, you enter the ill-maintained mausoleum
50:32 <Mekkis> and pass chamber upon chamber of crypts and memorials
50:32 <Mekkis> before coming across a secret door indicated on Eberius’s map.
50:32 <Mekkis> As you descend a narrow stairway, you enter the secret
50:32 <Mekkis> chamber rumoured to hold the shepherd’s crosier.
50:56 <Mekkis> (yay for massive box text and horrible spelling mistakes)
51:07 <Toro> does that mean we can't buy anything
51:24 <Mekkis> (I corrected three before pasting that, and there's at least one more in there.)
51:31 <Mekkis> what did you have in mind?
51:41 <Toro> maybe holy water if it's a crypt
51:57 <Jack> really u want holy water?
52:07 <Toro> splash weapon
52:13 <Toro> it does sneak attacks
52:25 <Mekkis> what are you doing now?
52:33 <Toro> are you listening to me man
52:33 <Mekkis> Magical, flameless torches illuminate this massive stone
52:33 <Mekkis> chamber, which features a strange series of columns
52:33 <Mekkis> rising from a deep chasm in the room’s center. The top
52:33 <Mekkis> of each column is flush with the surface of the floor and
52:33 <Mekkis> features an arcane rune. At the far end of the room stand
52:33 <Mekkis> two stone thrones on a raised dais. On the wall behind
52:33 <Mekkis> the left throne is a relief of a king signing a document
53:02 <Mekkis> nope, you can't afford anything
53:03 Toro is now known as Avatar
53:06 Avatar is now known as Toro
53:14 <Jack> i can so
53:18 <Jack> i have 58gp
53:24 <Toro> I haven't bought anything
53:27 <Mekkis> oh
53:30 <Toro> except the bare essentials
53:32 <Mekkis> I suppose you can
53:34 <Mekkis> if you want
53:47 <Toro> I buy 2 holy waters then
53:52 <Mekkis> ok
53:55 <Mekkis> anything else?
53:56 <Toro> and 2 acid flasks
54:26 <Jack> i buy an ale and some jerked meat
54:29 <Mekkis> that'll be... 70gp in total?
54:37 <Mekkis> Jack, that'll be 8sp
54:42 <Toro> something like that
54:44 <Jack> thanks
55:13 <Toro> and 3 tanglefoot bags actually
55:41 <Jack> wtf does a sunrod do?
55:42 <Toro> make it 2, those are expensive
55:45 <Mekkis> ok
56:03 <Toro> it creates light
56:12 <Jack> sweet i have 2 of those in my list
56:19 <Toro> it's like a glowstick
56:23 <Toro> I'm ready
56:31 <Mekkis> ok
56:38 <Mekkis> colours and sizes
56:49 <Toro> grey, medium
56:49 <Jack> green medium
57:04 <Mekkis> and race, creed, class and colour of your Friendly Neighbourhood NPC
57:26 <Toro> I think we need a cleric?
57:33 <Mekkis> what race
57:36 <Mekkis> and what creed?
57:40 <Toro> what is a creed
57:46 <Mekkis> religion
58:03 <Toro> I don't care about deity
58:05 <Jack> human athiest bard
58:07 <Toro> make sure he has healing domain
58:19 <Toro> I don't really care about the rest either
58:19 <Jack> all my sexy npcs are purple
58:28 <Mekkis> you sure you don't want a druid instead?
58:40 <Jack> whats the ip im connecting to ?
58:40 <Toro> yeah
58:51 <Mekkis> diebot.ti4200.info
58:52 <Toro> I want someone who can channel
59:32 <Mekkis> you've got a cleric of Sarenrae
59:52 <Mekkis> she's the ANSI Standard CombatIrrelevant cleric
00:05 <Toro> perfect
00:05 <Mekkis> Jack, diebot.ti4200.info
00:12 <Jack> im on
00:22 <Mekkis> Toro, similar...
00:53 <Toro> I'm already in
01:18 <Mekkis> no you'ren ot
01:19 <Toro> magenta cleric and I guess blue fighter?
01:39 <Toro> Thelen = Hitomi
01:54 <Mekkis> ok
02:07 <Jack> hitomi isnt a real name
02:12 <Toro> yeah it is
02:15 <Jack> so he gets lower case letter
02:20 <Toro> haha
02:27 <Mekkis> ok, back to the description of the room...
02:39 <Mekkis> Magical, flameless torches illuminate this massive stone
02:39 <Mekkis> chamber, which features a strange series of columns
02:39 <Mekkis> rising from a deep chasm in the room’s center. The top
02:39 <Mekkis> of each column is flush with the surface of the floor and
02:39 <Mekkis> features an arcane rune. At the far end of the room stand
02:39 <Mekkis> two stone thrones on a raised dais. On the wall behind
02:39 <Mekkis> the left throne is a relief of a king signing a document
02:41 <Mekkis> while speaking to a crowd of featureless faces. Behind
02:41 <Mekkis> the right throne is a relief of a thief who holds a knife to
02:41 <Mekkis> a featureless man’s throat while picking the pocket of a
02:41 <Mekkis> nearby woman.
03:19 <Toro> can we walk all around this room
03:28 <Jack> can i read the runes?
03:43 <Mekkis> you can't walk around the room, without crossing the pit somehow
04:07 <Mekkis> Jack, what languages do you know?
04:15 <Jack> common +2
04:17 <Jack> =p
04:22 <Mekkis> then no///
04:35 <Toro> do you have linguistics
04:37 <Toro> or does the cleric
04:41 <Jack> how do you know when i dont even know what the other 2 are
04:46 <Jack> i dont
06:02 <Toro> Jack: you should quickly pick two
06:08 <Toro> none of us can read them
06:26 <Jack> why just 2?
06:32 <Jack> we need at least 4 to cross
06:39 <Toro> two languages
06:56 <Toro> Hitomi tries to put his foot on one of the columns, but doesn't shift his weight onto the column he's certain it supports him
06:59 <Jack> oh wait i need to find it in my book
07:07 <Mekkis> which column?
07:15 <Toro> I don't think it matters, we're clueless
07:29 <Mekkis> give me a coordinate
07:42 <Toro> D2
08:05 <Mekkis> as he starts to put his weight on it, it turns green
08:14 <Mekkis> what is he doing?
08:24 <Toro> he does the same with D3
08:24 <Mekkis> sorry
08:28 <Mekkis> it turns bright yellow
08:49 <Jack> elvish and dwarven 
08:54 <Toro> actually here's an idea
09:02 <Mekkis> is he doing it from D2 or from D3?
09:02 <Toro> I'll do it with D3, and he can hold me if I start to fall
09:11 <Toro> no, he gets off
09:15 <Mekkis> okay
09:32 <Mekkis> so Toro moves to C3, and starts putting his weight on D3?
09:38 <Toro> correct
09:49 <Toro> same thing with C4 to D4
10:00 <Mekkis> ok
10:09 <Toro> C6 to D6
10:10 <Mekkis> it turns yellow too
10:15 <Toro> C7 to D7
10:22 <Toro> and C9 to D9
10:29 <Mekkis> ok
10:34 <Jack> lol
10:37 <Toro> "Well, I feel better informed now."
10:50 <Toro> can we tell how deep it is
10:55 <Mekkis> you think that they can support you
10:59 <Mekkis> what's your vision like?
11:12 <Toro> we light up a torch
11:35 <Mekkis> what sort of vision do you have?
11:40 <Toro> 20/20
11:46 <Mekkis> low-light?
11:59 <Toro> erm
12:05 <Mekkis> you're human right?
12:12 <Toro> I think we're all human
12:14 <Mekkis> you can't see the bottom.
12:19 <Toro> I had intended on considering half-orc :|
12:34 <Mekkis> heh
12:38 <Toro> okay I guess one of us has to test the waters
12:44 <Toro> snypt can go first
13:07 <Toro> "Go for it, Jack."
13:18 <Jack> jack goes for it
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13:30 <Mekkis> exactly what are you doing, Jack
13:31 <Mekkis> ?
14:22 <Jack> im going across
14:51 <Mekkis> what route?
15:00 <Jack> im thinking
15:19 <Toro> there's not really anything to think about man
15:22 <Toro> choose one at random
15:30 <Toro> avoid the holes maybe
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16:25 <Jack> d4, e5, f5, g5, h5
16:43 <Mekkis> as you step on d4, it turns orange
16:55 <Jack> is orange bad?
17:03 <Mekkis> are you continuing?
17:24 <Toro> "I think we can only step on the columns a certain number of times."
17:35 <Toro> "Try the next one."
17:37 <Jack> yeah i keep going
18:00 <Jack> im awesome
18:01 <Toro> "Got it."
18:03 <Mekkis> you make it across
18:06 <Jack> balls of steel
18:13 <Jack> except im a chick
18:25 <Toro> the rest of us try to jump it across
18:43 <Mekkis> who first, and where from
18:51 <Toro> the cleric first
18:57 <Toro> she can go along the top
19:07 <Mekkis> jumping?
19:10 <Toro> yeah
19:17 <Toro> can she get a running start anywhere
19:19 <Toro> maybe a diagonal run
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19:21 <Mekkis> that should be enough for a runup
19:25 <Mekkis> roll acrobatics
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19:47 <Toro> !throw 1d20 cleric's acrobatics
19:48 <diebot> Toro, cleric's acrobatics: [1d20=9] 9
20:05 <Mekkis> now what?
20:09 <Toro> and again
20:15 <Mekkis> standing start?
20:17 <Toro> can this be a continuing jump
20:19 <Mekkis> nope
20:20 <Toro> like a triple jump style thing
20:25 <Mekkis> hmm
20:31 <Mekkis> roll acrobatics
20:33 <Toro> that'd add momentum
20:36 <Toro> !throw 1d20 cleric's acrobatics
20:36 <diebot> Toro, cleric's acrobatics: [1d20=14] 14
20:52 <Mekkis> ok
20:55 <Toro> and she steps off
21:06 <Mekkis> okay
21:08 <Toro> Hitomi does the same thing, but on the southside
21:19 <Mekkis> roll acrobatics
21:48 <Toro> !throw 1d20+2 hitomi's acrobatics
21:49 <diebot> Toro, hitomi's acrobatics: [1d20=12] 14
21:57 <Toro> !throw 1d20+2 hitomi's acrobatics
21:58 <diebot> Toro, hitomi's acrobatics: [1d20=17] 19
22:01 <Mekkis> ok
22:14 <Toro> and I'll do it along
22:30 <Toro> towards E7-F8-G9
22:58 <Toro> cool?
23:22 <Mekkis> like that?
23:26 <Toro> yeah
23:40 <Mekkis> ok
23:43 <Mekkis> roll acrobatics
23:50 <Toro> !throw 1d20+4 acrobatics
23:51 <diebot> Toro, acrobatics: [1d20=17] 21
24:12 <Mekkis> and again?
24:12 <Toro> !throw 1d20+4 acrobatics
24:13 <diebot> Toro, acrobatics: [1d20=18] 22
24:16 <Mekkis> ok
24:18 <Mekkis> reflex save
24:22 <Toro> yes, I am a ninja
24:32 <Toro> !throw 1d20+4 reflex
24:33 <Mekkis> attempt a reflex save
24:33 <diebot> Toro, reflex: [1d20=11] 15
24:49 <Jack> http://i.imgur.com/vLFIp.jpg
24:50 <Mekkis> you manage to avoid smashing against the wall, and hitomi grabs you
24:55 <Jack> someone in another chan just linked that
25:03 <Toro> nice
25:09 <Mekkis> At the far end of the room sit two dust-covered stone thrones,
25:09 <Mekkis> and ancient Azlanti words are carved into the stone walls.
25:24 <Toro> we examine the throes
25:26 <Toro> thrones*
25:32 <Mekkis> There are many holes and gaps in and around the thrones and statues
25:33 <Jack> can i drop elvlish for azlanti?
25:50 <Toro> dodgy man
25:55 <Mekkis> yes, but after this scenario
25:55 <Jack> lol
26:12 <Jack> holes are bad news
26:21 <Jack> i dont like it when there are holes in the walls
26:27 <Jack> in skyrim it means traps
26:30 <Mekkis> you can make religion checks or perception checks...
26:46 <Toro> the cleric does both
26:51 <Mekkis> roll them
26:59 <Toro> !throw 1d20+1 knowledge religion
26:59 <diebot> Toro, knowledge religion: [1d20=19] 20
27:05 <Toro> is that enough
27:33 <Mekkis> he knows the following:
27:36 <Mekkis> Aroden—also known as the Last Azlanti—was a
27:36 <Mekkis>  god of culture, humanity, and innovation, but he
27:36 <Mekkis>  died around 100 years ago. It is said he walked
27:36 <Mekkis>  Golarion in several different guises.
27:46 <Mekkis> Aroden’s 12 guises were the artist, beggar,
27:46 <Mekkis>  craftsman, farmer, fisherman, hunter, merchant,
27:46 <Mekkis>  scholar, shepherd, soldier, tailor, and thief.
28:34 <Mekkis> so, what are you doing?
28:37 <Mekkis> and are you on skype?
28:40 <Toro> will perception checks help us further
28:44 <Toro> not on skype, can be
28:50 <Toro> do you want us to
28:55 <Mekkis> if you want
29:04 <Toro> I'm indifferent
29:11 <Thelen> sorry wasnt' here, something came up
29:19 <Toro> doesn't matter, change nick and load up CA
29:27 <Toro> you haven't really missed much
30:03 <Mekkis> Toro, that shouldn't be your question
30:17 <Mekkis> in this situation, would Toro try and look around is a better question to ask yourself
30:22 <Toro> yes
30:28 <Mekkis> then roll perception
30:30 <Toro> we all do
30:59 <Jack> yeah lest look around
31:08 <Mekkis> roll it...
31:14 <Jack> !throw 1d20+3
31:15 <diebot> Jack, 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14
31:24 <Thelen> !throw 1d20+1
31:24 <diebot> Thelen, 1d20+1: [1d20=18] 19
31:29 <Toro> everyone aids me
31:30 Thelen is now known as Timoni
31:36 <Toro> !throw 1d20+5 perception
31:36 <diebot> Toro, perception: [1d20=7] 12
31:41 Timoni is now known as Hitomi
31:55 <Toro> !throw 1d20 cleric perception
31:55 <diebot> Toro, cleric perception: [1d20=13] 13
32:04 <Toro> 18
32:13 <Mekkis> On the wall behind the right throne is a scene showing an artist, a beggar, a craftsman, a scholar, a soldier, and a tailor.
32:25 <Toro> ok
32:26 <Toro> we move on
32:44 <Toro> wait, is there no way out of this room
32:47 <Mekkis> On the wall behind the right throne is a scene showing a farmer, a fisherman, a monk, a shepherd, and a thief.
33:05 <Mekkis> There are doors on the other side of the poles
33:19 <Toro> ok we move on
33:27 * Hitomi moves on
33:38 <Mekkis> Hitomi, notices that the thrones are movable
33:40 <Jack> u mean back where we came from?
33:49 <Mekkis> correct, Jack
33:55 <Toro> oh
34:05 * Hitomi moves the left most thrown
34:17 <Jack> "hey look those thrones move"
34:31 <Toro> "So?"
34:31 <Mekkis> Hitomi, connect to diebot.ti4200.info
34:47 <Hitomi> WHY SHOULD I
34:53 <Hitomi> yea lemme find CA
35:06 <Toro> kids suck!
35:16 <Hitomi> im here!
36:23 <Mekkis> what are you doing now?
36:27 <Hitomi> h = H be infront of hte 2 chairs
36:41 <Mekkis> that's where you are
36:42 <Hitomi> in thinking I go south
37:07 <Jack> i hide behind the stone thingy in j8
37:34 <Mekkis> what are you hiding from?
37:42 <Hitomi> his landlord
37:44 <Jack> i think there are traps
37:45 <Mekkis> what - or who - are you hiding from?
38:01 <Mekkis> and...?
38:12 <Jack> and if they go off i want some cover
38:13 <Hitomi> im behind M8 to the south
38:26 <Jack> he is fucking with these chairs and there are holes all over he place
38:52 <Toro> I move a throne 1w
38:53 <Mekkis> so which side are you standing on?
39:01 <Jack> west
39:01 <Mekkis> which one?
39:06 <Toro> the south one
39:16 <Mekkis> roll strength
39:23 <Toro> !throw 1d20+3 str
39:24 <diebot> Toro, str: [1d20=9] 12
39:29 <Mekkis> the throne doesn't budge
39:38 <Toro> I continue until it does
40:05 <Jack> i pull out my lute and play a tune
40:05 <Mekkis> ok
40:09 <Hitomi> lol
40:17 <Toro> I feel inspired
40:23 <Jack> you should
40:24 <Mekkis> after about a minute, with a creak, the throne moves aside
40:36 <Toro> does anything happen
40:40 <Jack> it is a very inspirational tune
40:43 <Hitomi> all of the thrones?
40:53 <Toro> just the one
41:11 <Mekkis> revealing a scepter wrapped in a ceremonial cloth covered with holy sigils of aroden, and a bunch of platinum
41:23 <Toro> fucking sweet, I take it all
41:31 <Mekkis> ok
41:35 * Hitomi intercepts Toro and steals it
41:42 <Hitomi> "That's mine bitch"
41:43 <Toro> does the sceptre resemble whathisface's description of it
41:47 <Mekkis> Hitomi, you don't notice that
41:49 <Toro> "No it's not, back off"
41:50 <Jack> do we get any side quests in this?
41:59 <Mekkis> are you looking at it, and unwrapping it
41:59 * Hitomi cowers in the corner
42:05 <Toro> sure am
42:19 <Hitomi> jack i don't think so this is it
43:09 <Mekkis> Hitomi, you notice some clinking, then see Toro lift a cloth bundle from under the throne, before unwrapping it to reveal a 2' long scepter, covered in gold leaf and small gems, terminating in a shepherd's crook.
43:34 <Mekkis> As it catches the light, the bluish outline of a small winged eye framed by the hook shimmers into view
43:49 <Hitomi> I ready my sword for battle
44:15 <Mekkis> okay
44:32 <Mekkis> what else are you /brave adventurers/ doing?
44:48 <Toro> does it resemble the description or not
44:54 <Toro> oh, it does
44:59 <Toro> I wrap it back up I guess
45:03 <Jack> not playing my lute anymoe
45:11 <Mekkis> ok...
45:15 <Jack> i put it away and stay where i am
45:33 <Mekkis> Jack bravely puts away his lute
45:41 <Mekkis> now what?
45:46 <Toro> what is this bluish outline
45:53 <Mekkis> it's an image
46:05 <Toro> is it still there after I wrap up the sceptre
46:10 <Mekkis> nope
46:18 <Mekkis> you've covered the scepter
46:23 <Toro> whatever, we head back
46:41 <Toro> I guess we need a new route out of here over the columns?
46:46 <Mekkis> where are all of you standing and who's going first
47:07 <Toro> who's got the worst acrobatics
47:15 <Hitomi> me i think
47:17 <Toro> the cleric has 0 
47:29 <Toro> it's dex minus AC check penalty
47:32 <Toro> if you have no ranks
47:33 <Jack> i have great acrobatics
47:35 <Mekkis> don't you normally treat the cleric as expendable?
47:50 <Toro> not in this case
47:54 <Mekkis> wow
48:02 <Mekkis> your alignment isn't CN?
48:02 <Hitomi> my dex 12, ac check penalty is... nfi
48:06 <Toro> I guess Hitomi goes first
48:23 <Mekkis> where are the rest of you standing
48:35 <Toro> your AC check penalty is -4
48:42 <Toro> Hitomi goes first
48:55 <Mekkis> where are the rest of you standing
48:56 <Toro> I go near the cleric on the north side of the room
48:58 <Hitomi> how do you see -4?
49:09 <Toro> it's listed under scale mail in the armour section of the rulebook
49:12 <Hitomi> i stay behind M8 pillar
49:14 <Toro> in the table
49:16 <Hitomi> ah pl
49:28 <Toro> Mekkis: I1
49:33 <Toro> well, not I1
49:37 <Mekkis> yeah
49:40 <Toro> Hitomi first
49:42 <Mekkis> that's solid rock
49:48 <Mekkis> I2?
49:56 <Toro> no, there is fine
50:03 <Hitomi> what am i rolling
50:08 <Toro> dex minus 4
50:09 <Mekkis> Jack, are you happy with your position?
50:14 <Toro> if you have no acrobatics
50:18 <Mekkis> Hitomi, what route do you want to take?
50:18 <Jack> yes
50:28 <Toro> avoid the yellow squares
50:34 <Toro> but you're run-jumping
50:38 <Hitomi> up L until L5
50:45 <Hitomi> then west
50:56 <Toro> avoid the open pits
50:57 <Toro> that's worse
51:06 <Hitomi> thats 10 squares
51:08 <Hitomi> can i move that far?
51:11 <Toro> better you hit a yellow square than a black square
51:19 <Mekkis> are you running/jumping or just walking?
51:23 <Hitomi> running
51:28 <Hitomi> so should be 8 squares?
51:29 <Hitomi> 20x2?
51:30 <Mekkis> what route?
51:39 <Hitomi> as you have down
51:40 <Mekkis> don't worry about speed at the moment
51:40 <Hitomi> done*(
51:46 <Mekkis> you're not on initiative - yet
51:57 <Hitomi> strait up then left is fine
52:08 <Mekkis> what do you mean
52:10 <Toro> give him squares
52:12 <Mekkis> give me coordinates
52:12 <Toro> co-ordinates
52:33 * Hitomi follows L until L5 and then turns west along the 5 row
52:42 <Mekkis> L?
53:01 <Toro> he means to take a running jump
53:02 <Mekkis> Hitomi, are you overriding grid size?
53:12 <Toro> he goes to L5 and then does a run-jump across... somewhere
53:13 <Hitomi> no
53:31 <Toro> Hitomi: what path do you want to jump across
53:45 <Hitomi> L5 throw K5 through J5 as far as I can go
54:16 <Mekkis> there's a bunch of runed pillars from E5 to G5
54:22 <Toro> that doesn't make sense man, that's just the ground
54:24 <Mekkis> and a deep hole at D5
54:37 <Toro> what are the squares you're jumping over
54:52 <Hitomi> im a fighter, i run and jump
55:01 <Toro> yeah but where are you jumping over
55:06 <Hitomi> i touch the ground as least as possible
55:06 <Mekkis> where are you starting your jump from?
55:31 <Hitomi> L5 to J5 is i think as far as i can move
55:46 <Jack> wtf
55:48 <Mekkis> don't worry about move distances
56:14 <Jack> can jack just go?
56:18 <Jack> she is a badass
56:31 <Toro> yeah go on
56:33 <Toro> you go first
56:49 <Jack> im just walking across like last time 
56:49 <Mekkis> what's your plan, Jack?
56:56 <Toro> no you're not
56:56 <Mekkis> what route?
57:01 <Toro> you'll compromise the party
57:06 <Toro> you need to jump
57:06 <Mekkis> Toro, don't play other people's characters
57:14 <Mekkis> Jack, what route?
57:21 <Jack> g8-f8-e8-d7-c7
57:45 <Toro> I shout, "IDIOT!"
57:46 <Jack> woot
57:54 <Jack> im so awesome
57:56 <Toro> "WHY did you do that"
58:10 <Mekkis> Perception checks everyone
58:14 <Jack> "because that is the right way"
58:16 <Toro> !throw 1d20+5 perception
58:17 <diebot> Toro, perception: [1d20=10] 15
58:24 <Jack> "just dont follow me
58:26 <Jack> "
58:45 <Mekkis> Jack, Hitomi: roll perception
58:54 <Toro> !throw 1d20 cleric perception
58:55 <diebot> Toro, cleric perception: [1d20=13] 13
58:56 <Jack> !throw 1d20+3
58:57 <diebot> Jack, 1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6
59:06 <Mekkis> Hitomi?
59:52 <Mekkis> Hitomi?
00:09 <Toro> !throw 1d20+2 hitomi's perception
00:09 <diebot> Toro, hitomi's perception: [1d20=6] 8
00:47 <Mekkis> Toro and the cleric hear footsteps coming from outside
00:54 <Mekkis> are you doing anything?
01:06 <Toro> hiding
01:25 <Mekkis> where?
01:31 <Toro> K3
01:40 <Mekkis> ok
01:45 <Mekkis> what's the cleric doing?
01:57 <Toro> wondering what's going on
02:03 <Hitomi> sorry phonecall :/
02:21 <Mekkis> three people burst into the chamber
02:44 <Mekkis> two  are wearing scale mail, with longswords drawn
02:46 <Jack> what do they look like?
03:08 <Jack> "hi guys
03:10 <Jack> "
03:28 <Mekkis> the other is a female, with a mace. She has a heavy crossbow on her back, and is wearing chainmail
04:03 <Hitomi> methinks jack should retreat
04:04 <Mekkis> She speaks, "Give us the scepter, now!"
04:18 <Jack> "What sceptor?"
04:42 <Mekkis> are you trying to bluff her?
04:50 <Hitomi> =
05:12 <Jack> im pretty sure i still havnt seen the sceptor
05:41 <Mekkis> then why did you just leave?
05:45 <Mekkis> that doesn't make much sense
05:59 <Jack> toro said it was time to leave
06:02 <Mekkis> ok
06:12 <Jack> im pretty not smart
06:22 <Jack> well im kinda smart too
06:28 <Mekkis> "There is a scepter in this chamber somewhere. I suggest that your companions find it and give it to us."
06:50 <Jack> "is it worth much?"
06:54 * Hitomi switches to shortbow
07:25 <Mekkis> "It's worth less than your lives - which you might end up trading for it."
07:25 <Toro> yeah maybe we should kill them and call it a day
07:38 <Mekkis> as Hitomi draws his shortbow, roll initiative please
07:48 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5
07:49 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+5: [1d20=20] 25
07:56 <Toro> !throw 1d20+2 init
07:57 <diebot> Toro, init: [1d20=4] 6
07:57 <Jack> wtf
08:01 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+2
08:01 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d20+2: [1d20=11] 13
08:07 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20-1
08:08 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20-1: [1d20=18] 17
08:09 <Toro> !throw 1d20-1 cleric init
08:09 <diebot> Toro, cleric init: [1d20=4] 3
08:18 <Jack> !throw 1d20+2
08:19 <diebot> Jack, 1d20+2: [1d20=6] 8
09:03 <Mekkis> she steps forward and tries to touch Jack 
09:11 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1 melee touch
09:13 <diebot> Mekkis, melee touch: [1d20=20] 21
09:15 <Mekkis> wtf
09:19 <Mekkis> my dice hate me
09:22 <Hitomi> XD
09:24 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1 melee touch confirm
09:25 <diebot> Mekkis, melee touch confirm: [1d20=8] 9
09:35 <Mekkis> Jack, what's your touch AC?
09:54 <Jack> 12
10:01 <Mekkis> take 
10:04 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6 damage
10:05 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [1d6=3] 3
10:34 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 longsword at Jack
10:35 <diebot> Mekkis, longsword at Jack: [1d20=9] 12
10:50 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 longsword at Jack
10:51 <diebot> Mekkis, longsword at Jack: [1d20=7] 10
11:01 <Mekkis> two longswords come at you to, but they both miss
11:06 <Mekkis> it's now Hitomi's turn
11:12 <Mekkis> Toro, roll your stealth
11:29 <Toro> !throw 1d20+5
11:30 <diebot> Toro, 1d20+5: [1d20=7] 12
11:32 <Mekkis> ok
11:35 <Mekkis> Hitomi?
11:38 * Hitomi runs to the west as fast as possible
11:44 * Hitomi leaps over the gap to C5
11:48 <Mekkis> ok
11:51 <Mekkis> roll acrobatics
12:05 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+2 ?
12:06 <diebot> Hitomi, ?: [1d20=9] 11
12:19 <Mekkis> you land at C5
12:33 <Mekkis> it's now Jack's turn
13:01 <Jack> i take out my rapier and attack the chick
13:10 <Mekkis> roll it
13:12 <Jack> !throw 1d20+1
13:12 <diebot> Jack, 1d20+1: [1d20=17] 18
13:17 <Mekkis> hits
13:20 <Jack> crit
13:25 <Mekkis> no
13:32 <Mekkis> it crits on 18-20
13:33 <Jack> what do you mean no?
13:35 <Mekkis> you rolled 17
13:44 <Jack> ah 
13:47 <Jack> fark
13:56 <Jack> !throw 1d6+1
13:57 <diebot> Jack, 1d6+1: [1d6=4] 5
14:07 <Mekkis> ok
14:12 <Mekkis> it's now Toro's turn
14:46 <Toro> I move to the south wall and prepare a running jump
15:08 <Mekkis> what's your move speed?
15:12 <Toro> 30ft
15:19 <Mekkis> you can't get that far
15:39 <Mekkis> that's 30'
16:02 <Toro> can I still get a running jump from there
16:11 <Mekkis> I suppose so
16:17 <Toro> okay I do so
16:28 <Mekkis> like that?
16:30 <Toro> yeah
16:34 <Mekkis> roll acrobatics
16:42 <Toro> !throw 1d20+5 acrobatics
16:42 <diebot> Toro, acrobatics: [1d20=10] 15
16:50 <Mekkis> and again?
16:51 <Hitomi> Toro skids off the map
16:52 <Toro> !throw 1d20+5 acrobatics
16:52 <diebot> Toro, acrobatics: [1d20=7] 12
16:54 <Mekkis> ok
17:00 <Mekkis> it's now the cleric's turn
17:20 <Toro> she jumps across without the running start
17:32 <Mekkis> roll acrobatics
17:34 <Jack> what is with you and jumping?
17:40 <Hitomi> lol
17:53 <Toro> you can likely only stand on these a number of times before Something Bad Happens
17:58 <Toro> !throw 1d20 cleric acrobatics
17:59 <diebot> Toro, cleric acrobatics: [1d20=17] 17
18:02 <Toro> !throw 1d20 cleric acrobatics
18:03 <diebot> Toro, cleric acrobatics: [1d20=15] 15
18:09 <Jack> yeah at least 3 times it would seem 
18:14 <Mekkis> keep rolling?
18:17 <Toro> !throw 1d20 cleric acrobatics
18:17 <diebot> Toro, cleric acrobatics: [1d20=10] 10
18:29 <Hitomi> barely make it across :D
18:29 <Mekkis> ok
18:35 <Mekkis> 15' of movement remains
18:41 <Jack> there is no acp for that?
18:51 <Toro> she draws a melee weapon and moves up to B6
18:53 <Toro> B5*
18:59 <Jack> jumping in heavy armor =/
19:03 <Mekkis> hmmm
19:14 <Hitomi> not sure u make it that far tbh
19:24 <Hitomi> thats 45'
19:26 <Mekkis> Jack, take 
19:30 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6 damage
19:31 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [1d6=5] 5
19:33 <Toro> it's a double move
19:38 <Hitomi> ah
19:52 <Jack> 1hp
20:12 <Mekkis> these things are so good at getting TPKs :(
20:29 <Mekkis> she channels negative energy
20:34 <Mekkis> will saves everyone
20:49 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+1
20:50 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d20+1: [1d20=9] 10
20:50 <Toro> !throw 1d20 will save
20:50 <diebot> Toro, will save: [1d20=6] 6
20:59 <Hitomi> ruhrow
21:03 <Toro> !throw 1d20+2 cleric will save
21:03 <diebot> Toro, cleric will save: [1d20=9] 11
21:15 <Mekkis> !throw 2d6 damage @Mekkis
21:17 <Jack> !throw 1d20+1
21:18 <diebot> Jack, 1d20+1: [1d20=7] 8
21:29 <Toro> 2d6 wtf
21:56 <Mekkis> <diebot> damage: [2d6=2,3] 5
22:01 <Mekkis> each take 5 damage
22:08 <Jack> oh lame 
22:09 * Hitomi is 8/13
22:10 <Jack> -4
22:10 <Toro> 4/9
22:20 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 will
22:22 <diebot> Mekkis, will: [1d20=17] 19
22:23 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 will
22:24 <diebot> Mekkis, will: [1d20=9] 11
22:56 <Toro> cleric is on 5/10
23:05 * Hitomi is 8/13
23:32 <Mekkis> the two swordsmen hold their swords over Jake. "We'll kill this man if you don't hand over the scepter."
23:42 <Mekkis> it's now Hitomi's turn
23:53 <Toro> maybe we should hand it over
24:04 <Jack> lol
24:11 <Toro> I'm serious
24:11 <Jack> would jack really want that
24:11 <Hitomi> two swordsman = the light red dots?
24:14 <Jack> she is a hardass
24:15 <Mekkis> ja
24:17 <Toro> then we can heal ourselves and try again
24:25 <Jack> they will get away
24:32 <Toro> how will they get away
24:32 * Hitomi does a power attack from C6 to B7
24:36 <Jack> jack knew what she was getting into
24:48 <Toro> doesn't matter, we're all on minimal health
24:50 <Mekkis> Hitomi, what do you mean?
25:00 <Hitomi> its a running attack htrough those squares
25:09 <Mekkis> that's not what power attack does
25:11 <Jack> b7 is solid rock
25:24 <Hitomi> b7 is enemy?
25:25 <Jack> oh sory i was thinking a7
25:29 <Jack> where would you end up?
25:32 <Mekkis> power attack sacrifices accuracy for damage
25:39 <Hitomi> ok
25:43 <Hitomi> well i power attack c6 then
25:48 <Mekkis> roll it
26:08 <Hitomi> !throw 2d20+8  
26:08 <Mekkis> (normal attack at a -1 penalty)
26:08 <diebot> Hitomi, 2d20+8: [2d20=7,7] 22
26:09 <Hitomi> isn't it?
26:14 <Mekkis> nope
26:18 <Mekkis> 1d20+8
26:29 <Mekkis> still, a 15 hits
26:31 <Mekkis> so roll damage
26:39 <Mekkis> (add three for the power attack)
26:48 <Hitomi> is it d10?
26:55 <Hitomi> need to finish the char >_,
26:55 <Mekkis> what weapon are you using?
27:00 <Hitomi> bastard sword
27:06 <Hitomi> with weap proficency
27:16 <Mekkis> d10 + 2xstrmod
27:22 <Mekkis> I think
27:40 <Hitomi> !throw 1d10+4
27:40 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d10+4: [1d10=6] 10
28:00 <Mekkis> the other one attempts to decapitate Jake
28:05 <Jack> did u add +3 for power attack
28:06 <Jack> ?
28:07 <Mekkis> Toro, want to make an AoO?
28:16 <Toro> I've got a reach weapon
28:22 <Mekkis> :o
28:25 <Jack> isnt there no aoo?
28:30 <Jack> or reach 
28:32 <Mekkis> so
28:42 <Mekkis> !throw 2d8+2
28:43 <diebot> Mekkis, 2d8+2: [2d8=8,5] 15
28:48 <Mekkis> Jack, take 15 damage
28:55 <Jack> jack is very dead
28:57 <Mekkis> as your head is hewn off
29:02 <Hitomi> apparently attack is 1d20+6, damage 1d10+7
29:03 <Mekkis> it's now Toro's turn
29:14 <Toro> I sneak attack the cleric
29:19 <Mekkis> roll it
29:33 <Toro> !throw 1d20+3
29:33 <diebot> Toro, 1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6
29:37 <Mekkis> miss
29:41 <Mekkis> move action remains
29:41 <Toro> didn't need that
29:43 <Hitomi> jack no didn't add +3 :(
29:54 <Jack> lol u killed it anyway
29:59 <Hitomi> yea
30:14 <Hitomi> bastard sword + fighter tends to do that :D
30:26 <Mekkis> move action remains
30:30 <Mekkis> Toro?
30:43 <Hitomi> T I think u should retreat
31:13 <Jack> move one east and hold the scepter over the hole
31:15 <Jack> =P
31:22 <Hitomi> yea i was thinking that :D
31:26 <Mekkis> Toro?
32:07 Avatar- ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
32:15 <Mekkis> Toro?
32:19 <Mekkis> <Mekkis> move action remains
32:26 <Avatar-> my internet just carked it
32:32 <Avatar-> end turn
32:32 <Mekkis> I imagined
32:33 <Hitomi> I concur with move
32:41 <Hitomi> and hold over hole
32:55 <Hitomi> Avatar- roll for it
33:00 <Mekkis> ot
33:06 <Mekkis> it's now the cleric's turn
33:13 <Avatar-> roll for what
33:15 <Hitomi> int
33:28 <Mekkis> <Jack> move one east and hold the scepter over the hole
33:28 <Mekkis> <Jack> =P
33:28 <Mekkis> <Hitomi> yea i was thinking that :D
33:28 <Mekkis> <Mekkis> Toro?
33:28 <Mekkis> * Avatar- ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
33:29 <Avatar-> what?
33:44 Toro has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
33:44 <Hitomi> Avatar- to see if you can join the channel
33:53 <Hitomi> iinet fail
33:54 <Avatar-> too late now
34:00 <Mekkis> it's now the cleric's turn
34:09 <Avatar-> the cleric should channel a heal
34:12 <Mekkis> ok
34:13 <Mekkis> roll it
34:24 <Mekkis> does the cleric have selective channelling?
34:54 <Avatar-> no
35:01 <Mekkis> roll it
35:08 <Avatar-> someone else roll it
35:13 <Avatar-> I'm on my phone
35:13 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6
35:15 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d6: [1d6=6] 6
35:18 <Mekkis> enjoy
35:22 <Hitomi> n1
35:59 Avatar ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
36:02 <Hitomi> what is the cleric healing?
36:03 Avatar is now known as Toro
36:05 <Mekkis> "Thanks for that. How many more must I kill before you give me the staff?"
36:08 <Toro> everyone
36:14 <Toro> except Jack
36:22 <Mekkis> she seems to be waiting for you to do something
36:33 <Hitomi> whose turn is it
36:35 <Mekkis> the swordsman stabs at Toro 
36:38 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1
36:40 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+1: [1d20=4] 5
36:42 <Mekkis> missing
36:50 <Mekkis> the other swordsman tries to get up
36:57 <Mekkis> anyone want to take AoOs?
36:59 <Toro> aoo
37:02 <Toro> sneak attack
37:05 <Mekkis> roll it, Toro 
37:07 <Toro> !throw 1d20+5
37:09 <diebot> Toro, 1d20+5: [1d20=1] 6
37:09 <Hitomi> i thought i killed him :D
37:12 <Toro> goddamn
37:18 <Mekkis> Hitomi, he was down
37:20 <Mekkis> he was then healed
37:23 Avatar- has quit (Quit: go get analysed)
37:25 <Hitomi> ok
37:31 <Mekkis> Toro misses
37:36 <Hitomi> seems he gets up then :(
37:38 <Toro> guys take your AoO
37:39 <Mekkis> Hitomi, rolling an AoO?
37:49 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+2
37:49 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d20+2: [1d20=11] 13
37:53 <Toro> snypt do you want to play the cleric
37:54 <Mekkis> hits
38:10 <Mekkis> roll damage again
38:18 <Mekkis> (d10+7, correct?)
38:19 <Hitomi> !throw 1d10+4
38:20 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d10+4: [1d10=2] 6
38:25 <Hitomi> not power attack?
38:34 <Mekkis> power attack lasts the entire round
38:37 <Hitomi> oh
38:40 <Hitomi> !throw 1d10+7
38:41 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d10+7: [1d10=9] 16
38:43 <Hitomi> lol
38:48 <Mekkis> he's really dead now
38:51 * Hitomi obliterates his head
39:03 <Mekkis> the cleric channels negative energy again
39:08 <Toro> christ
39:08 <Mekkis> will saves everyone!
39:14 <Toro> !throw 1d20 will save
39:14 <diebot> Toro, will save: [1d20=20] 20
39:17 <Mekkis> nice
39:19 <Toro> just when I needed it
39:25 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20 swordsman will
39:26 <Toro> !throw 1d20+4 cleric will save
39:27 <diebot> Toro, cleric will save: [1d20=5] 9
39:28 <diebot> Mekkis, swordsman will: [1d20=16] 16
39:35 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+1
39:35 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d20+1: [1d20=13] 14
39:42 <Mekkis> !throw 2d6 damage
39:43 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [2d6=3,3] 6
39:51 <Mekkis> 3 damage to toro and Hitomi 
39:58 <Mekkis> 6 to the cleric
40:00 * Hitomi 5/13
40:01 <Toro> 1/9
40:15 <Toro> 4/10 for the cleric
40:25 <Mekkis> it's now Hitomi's turn
40:39 <Hitomi> can I attack dark red b6?
40:45 <Mekkis> yes
40:51 <Toro> should've attacked her first
41:01 * Hitomi power attacks the cleric
41:02 <Toro> you get +2 for flank bonus
41:10 <Mekkis> roll it
41:14 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+8
41:14 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d20+8: [1d20=9] 17
41:17 <Mekkis> hits
41:21 <Mekkis> roll damage
41:26 <Hitomi> !throw 1d10+7
41:29 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d10+7: [1d10=4] 11
41:30 <Hitomi> :D
41:32 <Toro> or, er, no you don't
41:33 <Mekkis> the cleric's not particularly happy about that
41:47 <Mekkis> it's now Toro's go
41:54 <Toro> sneak attack the cleric again
41:57 <Toro> !throw 1d20+5
41:57 <Mekkis> roll it
41:57 <diebot> Toro, 1d20+5: [1d20=9] 14
42:00 <Mekkis> misses
42:04 <Jack> avatar where is the clerica sheet?
42:05 <Toro> christ
42:11 <Toro> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/Pregen%20Cleric.pdf
42:12 <Mekkis> should have put more points into str, right?
42:19 <Mekkis> it's now the cleric's turn
42:24 <Toro> it'll pay off later
42:33 <Mekkis> if you don't DIE now
43:03 <Toro> shouldn't
43:07 <Toro> I put points into con too
43:07 <Mekkis> heh
43:09 <Jack> hmmm im thinking the cleric may die here too if i try and save toro
43:12 <Mekkis> what's the cleric doing?
43:19 <Jack> loading the pdf
43:21 <Hitomi> it should heal me
43:33 <Mekkis> full action withdraw up the stairs!
43:44 <Toro> fu
43:49 <Jack> lol the cleric is a coward?
43:50 <Hitomi> !throw 1d6 cleric pisses pants
43:51 <diebot> Hitomi, cleric pisses pants: [1d6=3] 3
43:51 <Mekkis> or just hope you don't get maced!
43:54 <Jack> sif i leave my mates
44:09 <Toro> says the guy who left across the chasm and got us into this mess
44:10 <Jack> let me just check my spells
44:12 <Jack> nick Cleric
44:16 Jack is now known as Cleric
44:46 <Toro> bless, protection from evil and detect magic
44:53 <Toro> just focus on attacking and cures man
44:59 <Toro> either way is handy for us
45:05 <Mekkis> run the fuck away :P
45:05 <Cleric> fuck lame spells man
45:45 <Hitomi> run to C3 and hide behind me
45:53 <Cleric> how much hp do i have?
45:58 <Hitomi> 4/10
45:58 <Toro> I need someone to flank this guy
46:02 <Cleric> and what is the turn order?
46:10 <Hitomi> atm ur last
46:25 <Toro> another channel probably wouldn't hurt
46:38 <Toro> the other guy won't come back to life
46:56 <Cleric> ah nice
46:57 <Hitomi> i agree
47:05 <Cleric> i didnt know how chanel works
47:16 <Toro> group heal
47:25 <Cleric> but if i channel positive energy ill heal them too
47:32 <Mekkis> heals (or damages) everything in a 30' radius
47:33 <Toro> it heals 3 of us and 1 of them
47:37 <Mekkis> two of them
47:44 <Toro> the other one is uninjured
47:50 <Mekkis> is he?
47:53 <Cleric> so after me it is them?
47:54 <Mekkis> really?
47:57 <Toro> well I didn't hit him
48:00 <Cleric> no he is hurt
48:05 <Toro> who hurt him
48:08 <Cleric> he has been taking negative energy too
48:08 <Hitomi> their cleric is hurt
48:09 <Hitomi> i did
48:09 <Mekkis> the cleric and the swordsman
48:13 <Toro> not the cleric
48:17 <Toro> the swordsman is uninjured
48:25 <Mekkis> no he isn't
48:27 <Hitomi>  <@Mekkis> the cleric's not particularly happy about that
48:36 <Cleric> no the swordman is injured from the negative energy
48:38 <Toro> who hit the swordsman
48:44 <Toro> oh
48:51 <Toro> still 3 of us and 2 of them
49:00 <Hitomi> their cleric must be almost dead
49:09 <Toro> you could try just attack the cleric
49:12 <Cleric> i would say so 
49:12 <Hitomi> sworsman must have something
49:15 <Toro> a miss could be costly
49:21 <Mekkis> I love it when the party metagames, and gets it wrong 
49:27 <Cleric> but if i dont kill him we could be in some serious trouble
49:29 <Hitomi> :D
49:35 <Toro> you barely told us that the channel hurt him
49:42 <Mekkis> I didn't need to
49:49 <Hitomi> im 5/13 from the channels
49:51 <Toro> you most certainly did
50:02 <Toro> up to you snypt
50:39 <Cleric> ok im going to attack the cleric with my scimitar
50:54 <Mekkis> roll it!
50:55 <Cleric> !throw 1d20+1
50:56 <diebot> Cleric, 1d20+1: [1d20=18] 19
50:56 <Toro> +2 to flank
51:06 <Mekkis> that's a threat, right?
51:09 <Hitomi> n1!
51:12 <Mekkis> roll to confirm
51:12 <Cleric> yes
51:16 <Cleric> !throw 1d20+1
51:17 <diebot> Cleric, 1d20+1: [1d20=9] 10
51:26 <Mekkis> noconfirm
51:29 <Mekkis> roll damage
51:31 <Cleric> !throw 1d6+1
51:32 <diebot> Cleric, 1d6+1: [1d6=2] 3
51:42 <Mekkis> ok
51:49 <Hitomi> so cleric has taken 14 damage now
52:00 <Cleric> oh noe
52:00 <Toro> hm, shit
52:03 <Mekkis> cleric reaches out and tries to touch Toro 
52:10 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1 melee touch
52:11 <diebot> Mekkis, melee touch: [1d20=20] 21
52:14 <Toro> that's a long arm
52:17 <Cleric> omfg
52:18 <Toro> 10ft reach?
52:21 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1 confirm
52:22 <diebot> Mekkis, confirm: [1d20=11] 12
52:59 <Mekkis> is that a crit
53:06 <Mekkis> Toro, try reconnecting to CA
53:27 <Toro> vs touch it is
53:33 <Mekkis> !throw 2d6 damage
53:34 <diebot> Mekkis, damage: [2d6=6,2] 8
53:39 <Hitomi> jeez
53:39 <Toro> -7/9
53:54 <Hitomi> ur still alive!
54:06 <Toro> I won't be next round
54:24 <Mekkis> hmmm
54:27 <Cleric> chances are they will just loot you while you are down and try to head out
54:37 <Toro> they don't know I have it
54:45 <Cleric> true
55:02 <Hitomi> whose turn?
55:17 <Mekkis> I'm trying to determine if they're still going to try the hostage route
55:20 <Mekkis> probably not
55:32 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1 slash at Hitomi 
55:34 <diebot> Mekkis, slash at Hitomi: [1d20=2] 3
55:36 <Mekkis> miss
55:40 <Mekkis> it's now Hitomi's turn
55:41 <Hitomi> they're fast running out of candidates <babylon5quote>
55:56 * Hitomi moves to A6 and power attack swordsman
56:15 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1 AoO
56:16 <diebot> Mekkis, AoO: [1d20=17] 18
56:19 <Mekkis> does that hit?
56:24 <Hitomi> ac19
56:27 <Mekkis> ok
56:30 <Mekkis> roll the attack
56:30 <Hitomi> !throw 12d0+6
56:30 <diebot> Hitomi, 12d0+6: [12d0=0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0] 6
56:36 <Mekkis> that's not much
56:37 <Hitomi> !throw 12d20+6
56:38 <diebot> Hitomi, 12d20+6: [12d20=4,13,19,17,2,3,13,8,11,8,18,13] 135
56:40 <Hitomi> wtf
56:42 <Mekkis> that's a lot
56:44 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+6
56:44 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d20+6: [1d20=20] 26
56:45 <Mekkis> try 1d20
56:48 <Mekkis> threat
56:50 <Hitomi> fucking keyboard
56:51 <Mekkis> roll to confirm
56:57 <Hitomi> !throw 1d20+6
56:57 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d20+6: [1d20=7] 13
57:02 <Mekkis> noconfirm
57:06 <Mekkis> roll regular damage
57:15 <Hitomi> !throw 1d10+4
57:15 <diebot> Hitomi, 1d10+4: [1d10=9] 13
57:16 <Cleric> dammit a crit would have been real nice
57:24 <Cleric> but that is ok too
57:26 <Hitomi> not sure it matters :D
57:30 <Mekkis> still downs the swordsman
57:39 <Mekkis> Toro, roll to stabilise
57:43 <Hitomi> <Swordsman explodes in a bunch of gibs>
57:47 <Toro> what's the roll
57:51 <Toro> 1d20+con
57:53 <Mekkis> ja
57:56 <Mekkis> +hp
58:06 <Toro> !throw 1d20+1-7
58:06 <diebot> Toro, 1d20+1-7: [1d20=14] 8
58:14 <Mekkis> insufficient
58:21 <Hitomi> sorry little guy :(
58:27 <Mekkis> it's now the cleric's turn
58:38 <Cleric> i move to b7
58:40 <Toro> what's my hp
58:47 <Mekkis> -8 now
59:01 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 AoO
59:02 <diebot> Mekkis, AoO: [1d20=6] 9
59:08 <Mekkis> the cleric swings and misses
59:18 <Mekkis> what is the Cleric doing now?
59:36 <Mekkis> the ISO standard CombatIrrelevant cleric of Sarenrae doing?
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