// #d&d — 2011-12-10
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03:29:47 S711 has quit (Quit: For England, James?)
07:32:14 tristen ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
07:57:28 <Avatar> tristen: how's your sheet coming along
07:57:59 <Avatar> Thelen: you need to upload yours
07:59:50 <tristen> getting there...
08:19:48 <tristen> gah
08:19:52 <tristen> hate to be a pain
08:20:04 <Avatar> ask anything
08:20:08 <Avatar> not a pain
08:20:16 <tristen> but wtf in that pdf is the hit point calculation?
08:20:43 <Avatar> are you using chapter 2 of the PFS guide
08:20:57 <Avatar> page 6, step 8
08:21:30 <tristen> gah i'm in the core book
08:22:22 <tristen> lolol that's easy
08:31:48 <tristen> avatar: have you got a hard-copy of the core-book?
08:31:53 <Avatar> yep
08:32:06 <Avatar> only since going to cons
08:32:06 <tristen> it's worth it, right?
08:32:15 <Avatar> it's worth it if you play in person
08:32:22 <Avatar> if you have a computer in front of you, the PDF is 1000x better
08:32:26 <tristen> that bloody pdf is a pita
08:32:27 <Avatar> it has bookmarks
08:32:35 <tristen> ok
08:32:35 <Avatar> what's wrong with it
08:32:51 <tristen> just takes ages to load whenever i move around in it
08:32:57 <Avatar> oh
08:33:05 <Avatar> get the uh
08:33:11 <Avatar> SRD
08:33:11 <tristen> strange though...got heaps of ram
08:33:26 <Avatar> get the plain jane black and white one
08:33:30 <Avatar> super fast
08:33:39 <Avatar> or use the site
08:33:47 <tristen> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes
08:33:48 <Avatar> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/
08:33:54 <tristen> lol yeah just found it
08:34:07 <Avatar> I don't use the printed book PDF anymore
08:34:09 <tristen> hot damn that's perfect
08:34:13 <Avatar> I think everyone else does
08:36:00 <Ballig> everyone else what
08:37:57 <Avatar> uses the regular book instesad of the SRD
08:41:24 <Ballig> yeah because the book is clearly better
08:42:31 <Avatar> except that it's slow as molasses to navigate
08:42:50 <Ballig> not if you know what you're looking for
08:42:53 <Ballig> and have a half decent computer
08:43:49 <tristen> yeah i think i had the pdf on a crappy 10mbit network share too
08:44:02 <tristen> anyhoo the site works perfect
08:48:02 <tristen> hey another question:
08:48:04 <tristen> with feats
08:48:12 <tristen> Climb str* x = +2 1 +3 (class) -0(AC penalty)
08:48:33 <tristen> what would be the total there?
08:48:47 <tristen> as in: how do i incorporate the feat "level" into the total?
08:48:51 <tristen> is it just +1?
08:49:12 <Ballig> what do you mean the feat level?
08:49:14 <Ballig> that's a skill
08:49:25 <tristen> oh sorry, i mean skill
08:49:34 <Ballig> for example, if you have 1 rank in climb and it's a class skill
08:49:38 <tristen> the skill rank
08:49:45 <Ballig> it's rank (1) + str (whatever) + class (3)
08:49:51 <Ballig> so if your strength is +2, the total is 6
08:49:59 <tristen> okee, cheers
08:50:15 <tristen> do humans get a +1 on every skill as well?
08:50:20 <tristen> i think i read that somewhere...
08:50:24 <tristen> hang on
08:50:37 <Ballig> no
08:50:38 <tristen> oh hello too btw ballig :)
08:50:40 <Avatar> they get +1 skill point per level to spend
08:50:44 <Ballig> sup
08:50:47 <tristen> cool
08:57:09 <Avatar> upload what you've got so far tristen
08:58:23 <tristen> k
08:58:43 <tristen> i've uploaded what i've done...still got to work out the bow and sword stuff
08:58:50 <tristen> but it's mostly there...
08:59:14 <tristen> probably some mistakes, hopefully _under_ rather than _over_
09:00:29 <tristen> i've still got two skill points floating around too...
09:00:48 <tristen> lolol check this:
09:00:49 <tristen> Favoured Enemy: Undead (+2 on Bluff, Knowledge, Perception, Sense Motive, Survival)
09:00:57 <tristen> i'd like to bluff a zombie
09:01:08 <tristen> or sense their motives :D
09:01:22 <Ballig> are you a ranger
09:01:25 <tristen> aye
09:01:39 <Ballig> is Mekkis here now
09:02:03 <tristen> i think so...
09:03:09 <Avatar> I think not
09:07:35 <Brunius> pdfs are a pain avatar
09:07:50 <Avatar> how are they a pain
09:08:32 <Brunius> They might not be if you have multiple screens
09:08:40 <Brunius> But for me, with only one screen, they are
09:09:23 <Avatar> I have one screen
09:09:35 <Avatar> I don't use my TV to read pdfs
09:10:22 <Ballig> I have three
09:11:08 <Avatar> yeah you would
09:11:16 <Ballig> it's awesome man
09:13:40 <Avatar> I had my 19" hooked up but I never really used it
09:13:53 <Ballig> yeah because it's 19"
09:14:47 <Avatar> no, that's still good screen real estate
09:15:02 <Avatar> I just didn't need the screen real estate for anything I couldn't alt-tab for
09:15:40 <Ballig> why alt-tab when you don't have to
09:16:12 <Avatar> it doesn't take much out of me to alt-tab
09:16:31 <Ballig> seems completely unnecessary to me
09:16:32 <Avatar> I like focusing on one thing at a time
09:25:53 <Avatar> cmon mekkis
09:25:56 <Avatar> late every week
09:26:53 <Ballig> yeah
09:26:58 <tristen> ima just gonna make a quick bacon sandwich...
09:27:01 <Ballig> it's how we lose players before a game starts
09:37:04 <Avatar> smsing him
09:38:21 <Avatar> I'll run we be goblins if he doesn't show
09:39:52 <tristen> hey i'm easy on whatever time today
09:40:15 <Avatar> cool
09:42:17 <Avatar> here's a way to improve CA to make it easy to black out squares
09:42:27 <Avatar> implement a way to change a whole row or column to a specific colour
09:42:57 <Avatar> and to clear that row/column
09:47:12 Gogg ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
09:47:29 <Gogg> Hello
09:48:04 <Ballig> sup
09:48:20 <tristen> http://www.thedailyblink.com/2011/11/when-skyrim-meets-wow/
09:48:20 <Gogg> you guys started already?
09:48:24 <Avatar> jaggedsoul
09:48:29 <Avatar> no, mekkis is MIA
09:48:33 <Gogg> hey avatar
09:48:35 <Avatar> hasn't replied to my sms
09:48:40 <Avatar> I'm setting up we be goblins
09:48:47 <Avatar> we can start in about 10 minutes if he doesn't show
09:48:54 <Gogg> ok
09:49:56 <Avatar> aligning CA's grid with map grids shits me to tears man
09:50:36 <Ballig> nothing I can do about it
09:51:34 <Avatar> is it adjusting by one pixel with each box size
09:52:05 <Ballig> what?
09:52:16 <Gogg> what was that chat conference link I saw last time?
09:54:03 <Avatar> Ballig: how does it decide the difference between one box size to the next
09:54:06 <Avatar> say from 15 to 16
09:54:17 <Avatar> Gogg: what chat conference link
09:54:21 <Ballig> it's how many pixels wide and high it is
09:54:27 <Ballig> not including the pixels for the grid line
09:54:35 <Gogg> was it yahoo or gmail
09:54:45 <Avatar> what are you talking about
09:54:45 <Gogg> I saw someone post it last time
09:54:49 <Ballig> no?
09:54:52 <Ballig> pretty sure you're making that up
09:55:04 <Avatar> you storymaker upperer
09:55:14 <Gogg> no I'm not!
09:55:38 <Avatar> alright do we want to skype for this
09:55:53 <Avatar> I have to send you guys character sheets, you won't be using your regular characters
09:56:09 <Avatar> Brunius: you haven't played it before have you
09:58:19 <Avatar> Brunius: are you playing
09:58:39 <tristen> sweet bacon-y goodness
09:58:46 <tristen> i'm ok for skype
09:59:21 <Gogg> not me
09:59:25 <Gogg> this cafe sucks
09:59:37 <Ballig> don't you own a computer
09:59:43 <Gogg> they have skype but they dont have the headset
10:00:05 <Gogg> there's one at home but somebody else is using it
10:00:27 <Avatar> Gogg: change your nick to your normal one, not your character's
10:01:33 <Avatar> how do you export pages out of a pdf
10:01:51 <tristen> that is a deep question indeed
10:01:59 Gogg is now known as Jaggedsoul
10:02:18 <tristen> best bet: print screen
10:02:25 <Ballig> Avatar: told you six million times
10:02:30 <Ballig> use that foxit pdf creator I sent you
10:02:40 <Avatar> and go where
10:02:45 <Ballig> edit, export page
10:03:14 <Ballig> document, export page
10:03:16 <Ballig> (I guessed with "edit")
10:03:18 <tristen> or that!
10:05:21 <Avatar> is thelen here
10:05:39 <tristen> the lazy bum's still crashed i reckon
10:05:47 <tristen> i'd see him on skype otherwise...
10:06:18 <Avatar> okay
10:06:33 <tristen> i'll give him a buzz, un momento
10:06:34 <Avatar> !rng tristen Ballig Jaggedsoul
10:06:34 <diebot> Avatar, tristen
10:06:40 <Avatar> !rng Ballig Jaggedsoul
10:06:40 <diebot> Avatar, Ballig
10:07:06 tristen has quit (Connection closed)
10:07:10 <Ballig> ha
10:07:21 <Ballig> is Thelen not playing
10:07:33 <Jaggedsoul> !rng Jaggedsoul
10:07:33 <diebot> Jaggedsoul, Jaggedsoul
10:07:35 <Avatar> he can play if tristen can get him
10:07:51 <Avatar> Jaggedsoul: do you have a real IRC client
10:07:55 <Avatar> that can accept file transfers
10:08:02 <Jaggedsoul> this is mibbit
10:08:04 <Avatar> I need to send you a pdf
10:08:04 <Jaggedsoul> wait
10:08:08 <Avatar> mibbit is not a real irc client
10:08:17 <Jaggedsoul> what can I use?
10:08:34 tristen ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
10:08:35 <Avatar> www.mirc.com/get.html
10:08:53 <Jaggedsoul> wait
10:08:53 <tristen> hmmm
10:09:05 tristen has quit (Connection closed)
10:09:28 tristen ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
10:09:34 <Avatar> tristen: am I disconnecting you
10:09:38 <tristen> ja
10:09:42 <tristen> maybe send via skype?
10:09:48 <Avatar> yeah ok
10:09:56 <tristen> not sure what it is...
10:10:17 <Ballig> or upload it somewhere
10:10:43 <Ballig> sweet I'm an alchemist
10:10:53 Jaggedsoul has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
10:11:08 <tristen> lol and i'm a sadist
10:11:33 <Avatar> we may as well get skype set up too
10:11:34 Jaggedsoul ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
10:11:51 <Jaggedsoul> I have mIRC downloaded and run
10:12:00 <Jaggedsoul> what next?
10:12:09 <Avatar> accept that
10:12:12 <Ballig> /server irc.austnet.org -jn #d&d
10:12:14 <Ballig> he isn't using mirc yet
10:12:17 <Avatar> oh
10:15:15 <Avatar> Jaggedsoul who are you on skype again
10:15:45 Jaggedsoul has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
10:19:10 Jaggedsoul ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
10:20:24 <Avatar> who are you on skype jaggedsoul
10:20:48 <Jaggedsoul> I'm not in Skype
10:20:54 <Avatar> jump on
10:21:01 <Jaggedsoul> they dont have a working headset :(
10:21:03 <tristen> your username i think he means...
10:21:10 <Jaggedsoul> oh ok
10:21:12 <Jaggedsoul> wait
10:22:28 <Jaggedsoul> can you send the pdf again?
10:23:14 <Jaggedsoul> I think it was blocked - I didn't receive it
10:23:49 <Jaggedsoul> an error message said it was automatically blocked
10:23:53 <Avatar> 124.168.105.216
10:24:04 <Avatar> that's for CA
10:24:05 <Avatar> and umm
10:24:10 <Ballig> tools -> options -> dcc -> ignore -> method: disabled
10:24:11 <Avatar> in mirc, go to
10:24:13 <Avatar> there
10:25:06 <Jaggedsoul> changed it
10:25:11 <Jaggedsoul> can you send it again?
10:25:32 <Avatar> sending
10:25:34 <Avatar> accept
10:26:08 <Avatar> just jump on skype man
10:26:12 <Avatar> don't know why this isn't working
10:27:09 Ballig is now known as Mogmurch
10:27:11 <Avatar> `op
10:27:11 ChanOP gives voice to Mogmurch
10:27:17 <Mogmurch> /nick
10:27:28 tristen is now known as chuffy
10:27:51 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Mogmurch
10:27:58 Mogmurch gives channel operator status to Avatar
10:27:58 * Mogmurch removes channel operator status from Mogmurch
10:28:09 Avatar gives voice to chuffy Jaggedsoul
10:28:16 * Avatar removes user limit
10:28:34 <Jaggedsoul> it's now working but it's taking a while to download
10:28:34 <Jaggedsoul> wait
10:28:49 <Avatar> it timed out
10:28:53 <Avatar> jump on skype man
10:31:47 <Avatar> I've pm'd you a link to your character sheet
10:32:17 <Avatar> change your nick to your character's name when you're ready
10:32:25 <Avatar> -------
10:32:28 <Avatar> You are goblins of the Licktoad tribe, who live deep in Brinestump
10:32:28 <Avatar> Marsh, south of the hated man-town called Sandpoint. Once,
10:32:28 <Avatar> other goblins tried to burn Sandpoint down, and they would
10:32:28 <Avatar> have been legends if they had succeeded. But they didn’t bring
10:32:28 <Avatar> enough fire, and got themselves killed as a result.
10:32:28 <Avatar> Yesterday, your tribe discovered that one of your own had
10:32:28 <Avatar> been using forbidden arts and was engaged in one of the
10:32:28 <Avatar> greatest of taboos—writing things down. In fact, rumor holds
10:32:28 <Avatar> that what he was writing was a history of your tribe! There’s no
10:32:28 <Avatar> swifter way to bring about bad luck than stealing words out of
10:32:28 <Avatar> your mind by writing them down, and so your tribe had no
10:32:28 <Avatar> choice. You branded the goblin’s face with letters to punish
10:32:28 <Avatar> him, which is why everyone calls him Scribbleface now, and
10:32:28 <Avatar> then you ran him out of town, took all of his stuff, and burned
10:32:28 <Avatar> down his hut.
10:32:45 <Avatar> That’s where things got interesting, because before you all
10:32:45 <Avatar> burned down his hut, Chief Gutwad found a weird box within
10:32:45 <Avatar> the building. Inside was a map and a lot of fireworks—fireworks
10:32:45 <Avatar> that immediately came to use in burning the hut down. Then,
10:32:45 <Avatar> this morning, Gutwad announced that tonight there would
10:32:45 <Avatar> be a feast in order to drive out any lingering bad luck from
10:32:45 <Avatar> Scribbleface’s poor decisions. But perhaps even more exciting,
10:32:45 <Avatar> all of you have been secretly invited to meet at Chief Gutwad’s
10:32:46 <Avatar> Moot House. Why would the chief want to speak to you? It
10:32:46 <Avatar> can only mean that he’s got an important mission for
10:32:46 <Avatar> you all... one that the other goblins of the
10:32:46 <Avatar> tribe couldn’t pull off. This could
10:32:46 <Avatar> be your chance to go down in
10:32:46 <Avatar> Licktoad history!
10:34:38 <Avatar> so
10:34:54 <Avatar> the 4 of you are at the Moot House
10:35:02 <Avatar> which is a veritable museum of Licktoad heroics
10:35:15 <Mogmurch> "LET'S BURN IT DOWN!"
10:35:44 <Avatar> it's crammed with trophies such as stolen weapons and shiny bits of treaure and the brine pickled bodies of dozens of brutally slaughtered furry animals, mostly dogs
10:36:26 <Avatar> His Mighty Girthness CHIEF RENDWATTLE GUTWAD rules Licktoad Village from atop the great Teeter Chair, which is 6ft high and allows him to look down on his subjects
10:36:47 <Avatar> By tradition, Chief Gutwad does not speak directly to his
10:36:47 <Avatar> subjects. Instead, he employs an advisor through whom he
10:36:47 <Avatar> whispers instructions, for Chief Gutwad has convinced his
10:36:47 <Avatar> goblins that the words that come out of his mouth are so
10:36:47 <Avatar> mighty that they might frighten away all the words in the
10:36:47 <Avatar> heads of lesser goblins. Only his duly appointed advisor,
10:36:57 <Avatar> an overdressed, pompous goblin named Slorb
10:37:06 <Avatar> can handle the might of the chief’s words
10:37:10 <Avatar> without fainting from fear.
10:40:06 <Mogmurch> "Can ah blow somethin' up now?"
10:40:28 <chuffy> "YES!"
10:41:23 <Avatar> okay Slorb ushers you inside
10:41:39 <Avatar> and asks you to sit on the dirt in front of the chief
10:41:50 <Avatar> (which is considered a great honour)
10:42:18 <Mogmurch> I put on my jester's hat and sit on the dirt, on my head
10:42:19 <chuffy> *sweeping bow and takes a seat
10:42:33 <Avatar> much to your surprise and shock, Chief Gutwad himself speaks to you all directly in a deep, booming voice:
10:42:53 <Avatar> (are you there jaggedsoul)
10:43:07 <Jaggedsoul> I'm playing
10:43:13 <Avatar> change your nick to your character name
10:43:24 <Avatar> do /nick (name)
10:43:35 <Avatar> I've linked you your sheet in private message
10:43:39 Jaggedsoul is now known as Poog
10:43:47 <Avatar> “You all be heroes. Each of you. You are best Licktoads but
10:43:47 <Avatar> for me. And maybe but for Slorb. That you aren’t fleeing in
10:43:47 <Avatar> terror from mighty sound of my voice is all the proof
10:43:47 <Avatar> you should need. Yet soon, all Licktoad
10:43:47 <Avatar> goblins will know your might, for I have
10:43:47 <Avatar> picked you for a dangerous mission.
10:43:47 <Avatar> “You know about fireworks and
10:43:47 <Avatar> map we found in Scribbleface’s
10:43:47 <Avatar> hut. Fireworks were fun. But
10:43:47 <Avatar> map is more fun. It shows
10:43:47 <Avatar> a route to a place near the coast
10:43:47 <Avatar> where Scribbleface found fireworks.
10:43:48 <Avatar> And it says there are more fireworks there!
10:43:48 <Avatar> “I want them for Licktoads. You all go get
10:43:48 <Avatar> them tomorrow. Tonight we have big bonfire to burn
10:43:48 <Avatar> bad luck away from you, and we play many
10:44:01 <Avatar> bad luck away from you, and we play many
10:44:02 <Avatar> games. Much fun. Tomorrow you fetch
10:44:02 <Avatar> me fireworks. If you meet men, you make
10:44:02 <Avatar> them dead. If you meet dogs, you make
10:44:02 <Avatar> them dead. If you meet horses, you make
10:44:07 <Avatar> them dead. If you meet Lotslegs Eat Goblin Babies Many, you
10:44:07 <Avatar> maybe should run. And if you not find fireworks, you not come
10:44:08 <Avatar> back or we feed you to Squealy Nord!”
10:45:03 <Mogmurch> "Not Squealy Nord!"
10:45:21 <Poog> I'm a cleric
10:45:57 <Avatar> Reta, your 4th goblin is a fighter
10:46:00 <chuffy> "we find fireworks, yes" *rubs hands
10:46:27 <Avatar> http://dl.dropbox.com/u/738618/Goblin_Reta.pdf
10:46:33 <Avatar> that's Reta's sheet
10:46:41 <Poog> "In all shit that is holy, we shall!"
10:47:14 <Avatar> after the meeting, Chief Gutwad has little time or patience to talk to you and gives Slorb the order to hustle you out and give you the map to the fireworks cache
10:47:45 <Avatar> now
10:47:58 <Avatar> being native to Brinestump Marsh, you already know many of the dangers the swamp presents
10:48:03 <chuffy> "and tonight we drinks"
10:48:13 <Avatar> you can attempt some knowledge checks if you want to know anything
10:48:25 <Avatar> or you can find out using some other means
10:48:47 <Mogmurch> I'll roll knowledge nature?
10:49:03 <Avatar> knowledge local
10:49:20 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+6 knowledge nature @Avatar
10:50:03 <Avatar> about Brinestump Marsh:
10:50:05 <Avatar> The marsh is a place of great
10:50:05 <Avatar> bounty, with lots of places to hide and lots of delicious
10:50:05 <Avatar> things to eat. Some of those things are kind of poisonous,
10:50:05 <Avatar> though, so take care. One of the best things about the
10:50:05 <Avatar> marsh is that the humans don’t normally come into it.
10:50:05 <Avatar> They’re afraid of the monsters. Which are a concern, but
10:50:05 <Avatar> if you know about them before they find out about you,
10:50:05 <Avatar> running is always an option. Among the dangers that you
10:50:05 <Avatar> can expect to face in the portion of Brinestump Marsh
10:50:05 <Avatar> that you’ll be heading through are wild dogs, giant bugs,
10:50:18 <Avatar> giant snakes, and giant frogs. Oh, and Lotslegs Eat Goblin
10:50:18 <Avatar> Babies Many. And maybe Vorka.
10:53:14 <chuffy> 13
10:53:45 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+5 knowledge local @Avatar
10:54:04 <Avatar> you don't know
10:54:31 <Avatar> !throw 1d20
10:54:32 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20: [1d20=12] 12
10:54:46 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+2 knowledge local
10:54:46 <diebot> Mogmurch, knowledge local: [1d20=3] 5
10:54:51 <Avatar> you don't know either
10:54:53 <Mogmurch> "mogmurch knows all!"
10:54:55 <Avatar> jaggedsoul
10:55:08 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20 reta local
10:55:08 <diebot> Mogmurch, reta local: [1d20=13] 13
10:55:19 <Avatar> One of the greatest terrors of
10:55:20 <Avatar> the swamp, at least to the Licktoads, is old
10:55:20 <Avatar> Vorka, a ravenous cannibal goblin who, legend tells, was
10:55:20 <Avatar> once the wife of a Licktoad chieftain. She murdered and
10:55:20 <Avatar> ate that chieftain, as well as several other goblins, before
10:55:20 <Avatar> she was driven out of town many years ago. Since then,
10:55:20 <Avatar> the story says that she’s lived alone somewhere along the
10:55:20 <Avatar> coast to the west of Licktoad village, and while she’s never
10:55:20 <Avatar> returned, most goblins who go missing in that part of the
10:55:20 <Avatar> swamp are assumed to have been eaten by the cannibal.
10:57:05 <Mogmurch> we'll do the bonfire then leave in the morning
10:57:50 <Poog> "ya! let's party!!!!"
10:58:36 <Avatar> Goblins toil all afternoon to build the bonfire out of
10:58:36 <Avatar> branches, sticks, and unburnt timbers taken from the
10:58:36 <Avatar> ruins of Scribbleface’s hut. As night falls, a group of
10:58:36 <Avatar> four struggling goblins carry the Teeter Chair (with
10:58:36 <Avatar> Chief Gutwad sitting atop it) out to the bonfire, and the
10:58:41 <Avatar> chief lights the fire with a Desnan candle
10:58:43 <Poog> Let me have ana apple!
10:58:49 <Avatar> This signals
10:58:49 <Avatar> the start of an all-night party that features lots of good
10:58:49 <Avatar> things to eat (snails, fish, and snakes) and gives
10:58:52 <chuffy> MEE TOOOO
10:58:56 <Avatar> you a chance to enjoy being goblins, mingling with their
10:58:56 <Avatar> kind as the evening continues with feasting and dares.
10:58:57 <Avatar> The chief brings out a barrel of fermenting cider apples
10:59:04 <Avatar> early on and most goblins get drunk very quickly
10:59:09 <chuffy> HONOUR APPLES
10:59:11 <Poog> "apple a day keeps the doggies away..."
10:59:26 <Avatar> poog and chuffy roll a fort save
10:59:48 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+2 fortitude
10:59:48 <diebot> chuffy, fortitude: [1d20=9] 11
10:59:59 <Poog> !throw 1d20+3 fort
10:59:59 <diebot> Poog, fort: [1d20=1] 4
11:00:17 <Poog> Welcome doggies! Hahaha
11:00:18 <Avatar> poog gets sickened for the next 24 hours
11:00:48 <Poog> Dang poor excuse for a cleric!
11:01:14 <Poog> I can hear you guys in Skype btw
11:01:25 <Avatar> As the evening progresses, word that the 4 of you are going on a special quest spreads and other goblins of the tribe begin daring you to show off your heroics
11:01:28 <Avatar> THE FIRST DARE
11:01:29 <Poog> mike is busted though
11:01:36 <chuffy> k
11:01:55 <Poog> "Who dares!"
11:02:07 <Avatar> is for one of you to jump in a pen with Squealy Nord, a fearsome boar who lives in a muddy pit in the middle of the village
11:02:26 <Avatar> Nord is a hyperactive piglet escaped from a nearby farm
11:02:32 <Avatar> His pit itself is circular, nearly
11:02:33 <Avatar> 20 feet in diameter, and just over 10 feet deep.
11:02:39 <Mogmurch> "Not Squealy Nord!"
11:02:55 <Avatar> you're being dared to go in the pen and "dance" with Squealy Nord
11:02:59 <Poog> "Face the Wrath of Zarongel, skinny Nord!"
11:03:01 <Avatar> for 18 seconds, on his back
11:03:02 <chuffy> "wooooooh squeally nord!"
11:03:16 <Poog> "Lemme lemme!"
11:03:22 <Avatar> Poog wants a go
11:03:35 <Avatar> Squealy Nord is tethered for this dare
11:04:15 <Avatar> Poog gets onto his back, and then Squealy Nord is released from his tether
11:04:20 <Avatar> Poog: roll a ride check
11:04:24 <Poog> !throw 1d20+4 Ride
11:04:25 <diebot> Poog, Ride: [1d20=16] 20
11:04:33 <Avatar> and another
11:04:33 <Poog> Huzzah!
11:04:38 <Poog> !throw 1d20+4 Ride
11:04:38 <diebot> Poog, Ride: [1d20=10] 14
11:04:42 <Avatar> and another
11:04:56 <Poog> I'm the "sickest" rider there is! hehehe
11:05:02 <Poog> !throw 1d20+4 Ride
11:05:03 <diebot> Poog, Ride: [1d20=19] 23
11:05:12 <Avatar> roll a reflex save
11:05:13 <Poog> Ye-haw!
11:05:34 <Poog> !throw 1d20+2 Reflex
11:05:34 <diebot> Poog, Reflex: [1d20=4] 6
11:05:44 <Avatar> you fall off, taking
11:05:47 <Avatar> !throw 1d3
11:05:48 <diebot> Avatar, 1d3: [1d3=3] 3
11:05:50 <Avatar> 3 damage
11:06:05 <Poog> there's mud right?
11:06:16 <Avatar> the other goblins make a terrible mockery of you
11:06:23 <Mogmurch> "My turn!"
11:06:45 <Avatar> Mogmurch gets on
11:06:50 <Poog> guess all those acrobatic acts while riding went to waste
11:07:04 <Avatar> roll 3 ride checks
11:07:07 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+8 ride
11:07:07 <diebot> Mogmurch, ride: [1d20=19] 27
11:07:08 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+8 ride
11:07:09 <diebot> Mogmurch, ride: [1d20=20] 28
11:07:10 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+8 ride
11:07:11 <diebot> Mogmurch, ride: [1d20=12] 20
11:07:19 <Avatar> Mogmurch stays on!
11:07:22 <Mogmurch> "Yeeeeehaw!"
11:07:25 <Avatar> the goblins cheer
11:07:35 <Avatar> okay
11:07:37 <Avatar> THE SECOND DARE
11:07:49 <chuffy> "ok shuckers shtand ashide"
11:08:09 <Avatar> is to Eat a Big Bag of Slugs Real Quick
11:08:17 <Avatar> Bull slugs are black,
11:08:18 <Avatar> wriggling slugs the size of sausages. Even among the
11:08:18 <Avatar> goblins, they’re considered particularly foul-tasting and,
11:08:18 <Avatar> because of the large amounts of slime they exude, difficult
11:08:18 <Avatar> to chew.
11:08:33 <Avatar> who's going to make an attempt
11:08:47 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+2 fort
11:08:47 <diebot> chuffy, fort: [1d20=13] 15
11:09:14 <Avatar> okay Chuffy steps up
11:09:14 <chuffy> "ok stand aside, stand ASIDE"
11:09:17 <Avatar> A covered wicker basket containing the slug bag
11:09:17 <Avatar> is brought before
11:09:29 <Avatar> Chuffy, along with a napkin made of soggy leaf
11:09:41 <Avatar> you have 1 minute to eat an entire bag of bullslugs to win this dare
11:09:58 <Avatar> there's 5 slugs in the bag
11:10:20 <Avatar> Eating the
11:10:20 <Avatar> slugs is not a problem, even though they wriggle, taste of
11:10:21 <Avatar> rotten fish, and burst with a little squeal when chewed.
11:10:29 <chuffy> bonus!
11:10:43 <Avatar> okay, you take the first slug
11:10:52 <Avatar> and chew it and try to swallow it down
11:10:58 <Avatar> I'll use your first fort save
11:11:06 <Avatar> which is successful
11:11:18 <chuffy> mmmmm!
11:11:27 <Avatar> roll another fort save for the next slug
11:11:29 <Avatar> and so forth
11:11:34 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+2 fort
11:11:34 <diebot> chuffy, fort: [1d20=15] 17
11:11:43 <Avatar> three more!
11:11:49 <chuffy> sweet sluggy goodness
11:11:50 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+2 fort
11:11:50 <diebot> chuffy, fort: [1d20=18] 20
11:12:00 <Avatar> two more!
11:12:04 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+2 fort
11:12:05 <diebot> chuffy, fort: [1d20=19] 21
11:12:09 <chuffy> MMMMMM
11:12:12 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+2 fort
11:12:12 <diebot> chuffy, fort: [1d20=11] 13
11:12:40 <Avatar> try that one again, you're choking a bit
11:12:44 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+2 fort
11:12:44 <diebot> chuffy, fort: [1d20=17] 19
11:12:48 <Avatar> okay he goes down
11:12:52 <Avatar> and there's one left!
11:13:32 <Poog> yeah that was the last one
11:13:40 <Avatar> Chuffy wins the dare!
11:13:44 <Mogmurch> "Go Chuffy! Worm eater!"
11:13:51 <Avatar> the goblins like you and pat you a little too hard on the back
11:13:57 <Avatar> drinking down their apple cider
11:14:03 <Avatar> THE THIRD DARE
11:14:09 <Avatar> is Hide or Get Clubbed
11:14:21 <Avatar> This is the goblin version of
11:14:21 <Avatar> hide and seek. The dare-taker rushes off into the marsh
11:14:22 <Avatar> without any weapons and attempts to find a good hiding
11:14:22 <Avatar> spot
11:14:24 <Mogmurch> "I'll give it a go!"
11:14:24 <Poog> what the
11:14:31 <Avatar> The other goblins try to find him, and if they
11:14:31 <Avatar> do, the finder is allowed to whack the previously hidden
11:14:32 <Avatar> goblin with a club.
11:14:50 <Avatar> Mogmurch steps up!
11:15:05 <chuffy> i'm in!
11:15:11 <Avatar> Chuffy is also in!
11:15:19 <Avatar> just you two?
11:15:22 <Avatar> Poog?
11:15:25 <Poog> "Don't wanna, I'm still sick and hurt!"
11:15:46 <Avatar> okay you go into the marsh with a small headstart
11:15:56 <Avatar> roll some stealth checks secretly
11:16:08 <Avatar> one each
11:16:10 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+12 stealth @Avatar
11:16:18 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+16 @avatar
11:16:37 <Avatar> !throw 1d10
11:16:37 <diebot> Avatar, 1d10: [1d10=8] 8
11:16:46 <Avatar> 8 goblins go looking for you
11:17:48 <Avatar> neither of you are found!
11:17:52 <Avatar> the goblins cheer!
11:18:06 <Mogmurch> "Go us!"
11:18:09 <Poog> I'm on a lookout for any "clubbed" heroes
11:18:09 <chuffy> WOOO!
11:18:13 <Poog> will heal
11:18:22 <Avatar> you can heal now if you want
11:18:26 <Avatar> okay, THE FINAL DARE
11:18:36 <Avatar> The Rusty Earbiter
11:18:55 <Avatar> The infamous Rusty Earbiter is
11:18:55 <Avatar> a hollow coil of rusty wires, barrel hoops, bent swords,
11:18:55 <Avatar> and thorny branches and vines that's kept behind the
11:18:55 <Avatar> Moot House when not in use. So named for the fact that
11:18:55 <Avatar> it's claimed a number of goblin ears in the past (at any
11:18:55 <Avatar> one time, 1d3 partially severed goblin ears can be found
11:18:55 <Avatar> tangled in its sharp internal coils), the Rusty Earbiter is
11:18:55 <Avatar> both an object of fascination and fear for the Licktoads.
11:18:55 <Avatar> The half-insane tinkerer who invented the thing has long
11:18:55 <Avatar> since died (carried off one night by a giant bird of some sort
11:18:55 <Avatar> after his first and only test of a prototype bird-attracting
11:18:55 <Avatar> hat), but his legacy lives on.
11:19:37 <Avatar> the goblins dare one of you to crawl through the Rusty Earbiter
11:19:41 <Mogmurch> [Mogmurch] 1d3 -- 3 (Total: 3)
11:19:42 <chuffy> ME MEEEEE!
11:19:54 <Mogmurch> "I'll do it!"
11:20:05 <Poog> me!!!
11:20:10 <Poog> me!!!!
11:20:14 <Poog> me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:20:27 <Avatar> a half-dozen eager goblins roll the 20ft coil out from behind the Moot House with the typical
11:20:28 <Avatar> number of slashed fingers and stabbed legs such a task
11:20:28 <Avatar> normally brings.
11:20:51 <Avatar> !rng Mogmurch chuffy Poog
11:20:52 <diebot> Avatar, Mogmurch
11:20:56 <Avatar> !rng chuffy Poog
11:20:56 <diebot> Avatar, chuffy
11:20:59 <Avatar> Mogmurch tries first
11:21:27 <Poog> dex or what?
11:21:32 <Avatar> escape artist or dex
11:21:35 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+4 dex
11:21:35 <Poog> ok
11:21:35 <diebot> Mogmurch, dex: [1d20=5] 9
11:22:23 <Avatar> !throw 1d4-2
11:22:24 <diebot> Avatar, 1d4-2: [1d4=2] 0
11:22:28 <Avatar> you take no damage
11:22:34 <Avatar> try again
11:22:39 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+4 dex
11:22:39 <diebot> Mogmurch, dex: [1d20=17] 21
11:22:48 <Avatar> you make it a bit further in
11:22:50 <Avatar> roll again
11:22:52 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+4 dex
11:22:52 <diebot> Mogmurch, dex: [1d20=6] 10
11:23:12 <Avatar> !throw 1d4-2
11:23:12 <diebot> Avatar, 1d4-2: [1d4=2] 0
11:23:15 <Avatar> try again
11:23:17 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+4 dex
11:23:17 <diebot> Mogmurch, dex: [1d20=2] 6
11:23:26 <Avatar> !throw 1d4-2
11:23:27 <diebot> Avatar, 1d4-2: [1d4=2] 0
11:23:31 <Avatar> try again !
11:23:34 <Mogmurch> "I AM INVINCIBLE!"
11:23:36 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+4 dex
11:23:37 <diebot> Mogmurch, dex: [1d20=7] 11
11:23:51 <Avatar> try again
11:23:53 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+4 dex
11:23:54 <diebot> Mogmurch, dex: [1d20=9] 13
11:23:58 <Poog> "but still mincible!"
11:23:59 <Avatar> !throw 1d4-2
11:23:59 <diebot> Avatar, 1d4-2: [1d4=4] 2
11:24:02 <Avatar> take 2 damage
11:24:03 <Mogmurch> "ow1"
11:24:24 <Mogmurch> 8/10
11:24:43 <Avatar> the goblins get bored, throw a few small rocks and start wandering away
11:25:23 <Poog> I got bored
11:25:32 <Avatar> Mogmurch eventually gets out
11:25:39 <Avatar> Chuffy gets the goblins worked up to watch him
11:25:43 <Avatar> and here we go
11:25:46 <Avatar> roll escape artist or dex
11:25:57 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+8 escape artiste
11:25:57 <diebot> chuffy, escape artiste: [1d20=4] 12
11:26:03 <Avatar> !throw 1d4-2
11:26:03 <diebot> Avatar, 1d4-2: [1d4=2] 0
11:26:05 <Avatar> try again
11:26:11 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+8 esc
11:26:11 <diebot> chuffy, esc: [1d20=15] 23
11:26:16 <Avatar> you get a bit further in!
11:26:19 <Avatar> roll again
11:26:25 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+8 esc
11:26:26 <diebot> chuffy, esc: [1d20=20] 28
11:26:30 <Avatar> and again!
11:26:32 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+8 esc
11:26:32 <diebot> chuffy, esc: [1d20=18] 26
11:26:35 <Avatar> and again !!
11:26:37 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+8 esc
11:26:38 <diebot> chuffy, esc: [1d20=4] 12
11:26:38 <Avatar> almost there
11:26:42 <Mogmurch> "Go Chuffy, go Chuffy!"
11:26:43 <Avatar> !throw 1d4-2
11:26:43 <diebot> Avatar, 1d4-2: [1d4=2] 0
11:26:46 <Avatar> try that one again
11:26:48 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+8 esc
11:26:49 <diebot> chuffy, esc: [1d20=18] 26
11:26:55 <Avatar> still going, one more
11:26:57 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+8 esc
11:26:58 <diebot> chuffy, esc: [1d20=19] 27
11:27:03 <Avatar> and Chuffy makes it through!
11:27:05 <Avatar> the goblins cheer
11:27:07 <Mogmurch> "Yay Chuffy!"
11:27:16 <Poog> "fastest record, I bet!"
11:27:21 <chuffy> "POOG POOG POOG"
11:27:34 <Poog> "weird cheer..."
11:27:42 <Avatar> the goblins cheer and mock each other and feast and get drunk on cider for the remainder of the night
11:27:59 <chuffy> i was egging you on to have a go
11:28:01 <Avatar> are any of you injured
11:28:07 <chuffy> nope
11:28:09 <Mogmurch> I'm on 8/10
11:28:15 <Poog> I know, but Poog doesn't
11:28:20 <Poog> yep
11:28:23 <Poog> me cleric
11:28:33 <Poog> ayt
11:28:49 <Avatar> the next morning, you're expected to set off into Brinestump Marsh, lingering sickness or not
11:28:56 <Poog> !throw 1d8+1 cure light wounds
11:28:56 <diebot> Poog, cure light wounds: [1d8=5] 6
11:29:01 <Avatar> you're brought before the chief at dawn
11:29:21 <Mogmurch> I put on my eyepatch
11:29:22 <Avatar> he congratulates you on your showing with the dares last night, offering some gifts
11:30:04 <Avatar> he presents Mogmurch with a Dragon Brew Gourd
11:30:32 <Avatar> and a Ring That Lets You Climb Real Good
11:31:00 <Avatar> and he presents Chuffy with a loan of the mighty Gorge of Gluttons
11:31:12 <Avatar> which is a dogslicer, a weapon
11:31:25 <Avatar> and
11:31:57 <Avatar> one of the tribe's most coveted items: the Chief's Personal Very Useful Robe That Is Useful
11:32:09 <chuffy> "hmmmm looks useful"
11:32:40 <Avatar> he also gives you the remaining fireworks
11:32:43 <Avatar> 2 desnan candles
11:32:47 <Avatar> 4 paper candles
11:32:51 <Avatar> and a skyrocket
11:32:55 <Avatar> you can divide that as you like
11:33:06 <chuffy> ME WANT SKYROCKET
11:33:08 <Mogmurch> "BOOM!"
11:33:11 <Mogmurch> I look pleased
11:33:28 <Poog> eyes glazing
11:33:32 <Poog> mouth watering
11:33:36 <Avatar> the journey to the fireworks stash is relatively short, a slog that's not quite a mile long through the swamp along the creek's southern bank
11:33:46 <Poog> F-I-R-E_W-O-R-K_S
11:33:50 <Avatar> it will only take an hour to go there
11:33:59 <chuffy> so...can i take teh skyrockets and you guys divide the rest?
11:34:17 <chuffy> ...skyrocket...
11:34:29 <Avatar> the marsh itself is a bit difficult to navigate, with numerous stretches of deep water that must be skirted and thick tangles of stinging nettles
11:35:05 <Poog> gimme 1 desnan 2 paper candles
11:36:00 <Mogmurch> we'll set off
11:36:32 <Poog> cool!!!
11:38:48 <Avatar> 124.168.105.216
11:38:51 <Avatar> all 3 of you need to connect
11:38:56 <Avatar> re-connect
11:39:24 <Avatar> and pick a colour each of you
11:40:18 <Poog> reconnect to mIRC?
11:40:21 <Avatar> to CA
11:40:25 <Poog> ok
11:40:51 <Poog> what port?
11:41:30 <Poog> Avatar what port?
11:42:02 <Mogmurch> 4000
11:42:05 <Mogmurch> default
11:42:10 <Poog> ok
11:42:16 <Poog> yellow
11:42:23 <Poog> sorry
11:42:44 <Mogmurch> reta can be pink
11:42:46 <Mogmurch> and she'll be up front
11:42:49 <Mogmurch> I'll be second
11:46:18 <Avatar> roll initiative
11:46:50 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+4 initiative
11:46:50 <diebot> Mogmurch, initiative: [1d20=10] 14
11:46:57 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+3 reta
11:46:57 <diebot> Mogmurch, reta: [1d20=15] 18
11:47:19 <Poog> !throw 1d20+6 initiative
11:47:19 <diebot> Poog, initiative: [1d20=20] 26
11:47:29 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+4
11:47:29 <diebot> chuffy, 1d20+4: [1d20=20] 24
11:47:57 <Avatar> can I get everyone's hp as well please
11:48:06 <chuffy> 11
11:48:17 <Mogmurch> 10
11:48:21 <Mogmurch> reta is 13
11:48:29 <Poog> 10
11:48:44 <chuffy> BIG RETA
11:48:57 <Avatar> it's Poog's turn
11:49:12 <Poog> cast Divine favor on Reta
11:49:34 <Avatar> movement action remains
11:49:58 <Poog> step away from big spider
11:50:02 <Avatar> where
11:50:14 <Poog> 2 squares down
11:50:28 <Poog> on me then
11:50:54 <Avatar> it's Chuffy'sturn
11:51:21 <Poog> yeah
11:51:26 <chuffy> ima going to wade in with the new dogslicer
11:51:28 <Poog> Int 8
11:51:30 <Poog> hehehe
11:51:38 <Avatar> where to
11:51:42 <Poog> yeah
11:51:48 <Poog> can I stay put?
11:51:58 <Poog> thought I can cast it on Reta
11:52:08 <Poog> was thinking of acting as support
11:53:04 <Poog> Avatar, can I stay put on my original position?
11:53:13 <Avatar> Poog: I've put you back on the map
11:53:17 <Poog> ok
11:55:27 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+0
11:55:28 <diebot> chuffy, 1d20+0: [1d20=15] 15
11:57:58 <Avatar> roll damage
11:57:59 <chuffy> !throw 1d4-1
11:58:00 <diebot> chuffy, 1d4-1: [1d4=4] 3
11:58:29 <Avatar> and the giant spider attacks Chuffy
11:58:41 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+2
11:58:42 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+2: [1d20=14] 16
11:58:56 <Avatar> hitting his armour only
11:59:03 <Avatar> it's Mogmurch's turn
11:59:26 <Avatar> it's Reta's turn first
11:59:30 <chuffy> brb - pouring tea
11:59:33 <Mogmurch> Reta shoots her shortbow
11:59:47 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+5
11:59:47 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+5: [1d20=20] 25
11:59:54 <Avatar> roll again
11:59:55 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+5
11:59:55 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+5: [1d20=18] 23
11:59:59 <Avatar> critical hit
12:00:01 <Avatar> roll damage
12:00:04 <Mogmurch> !throw 3d4
12:00:05 <diebot> Mogmurch, 3d4: [3d4=3,3,1] 7
12:00:18 <Avatar> it's Mogmurch's turn
12:03:41 <Mogmurch> I'll delay
12:03:49 <Avatar> it's Poog's turn
12:04:24 <Poog> ok
12:04:29 <Poog> charge!
12:04:35 <Avatar> roll to hit
12:04:38 <Poog> "For Zarongel"
12:05:08 <Poog> !throw 1d20+4 ranged javelin
12:05:08 <diebot> Poog, ranged javelin: [1d20=19] 23
12:05:15 <Poog> sweet!
12:05:30 <Poog> just 20
12:05:34 <Avatar> roll damage
12:05:46 <Poog> ranged
12:05:53 <Poog> right
12:06:29 <Poog> my
12:06:29 <Poog> bad
12:06:40 <Poog> I'm staying
12:06:47 <Poog> and ranged attk
12:06:50 <Poog> sorry
12:06:50 <Avatar> roll your damage
12:06:54 <Avatar> it's cool
12:07:10 <Poog> !throw 1d4+1 dmg
12:07:10 <diebot> Poog, dmg: [1d4=4] 5
12:07:16 <Poog> yeah
12:07:17 <Avatar> and the spider drops
12:07:24 <Mogmurch> I walk over and take the javelin
12:07:29 <Avatar> can all of you roll knowledge local checks, trained or not
12:07:30 <Poog> hey!
12:07:37 <Mogmurch> "Sweet javelin. Mogmurch like."
12:07:42 <Poog> "That's mine"
12:07:44 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+2 local
12:07:45 <diebot> Mogmurch, local: [1d20=13] 15
12:07:54 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+0 reta local
12:07:54 <diebot> Mogmurch, reta local: [1d20=15] 15
12:08:05 <Poog> !throw 1d20-2 knowledge
12:08:05 <diebot> Poog, knowledge: [1d20=7] 5
12:08:08 <Avatar> the giant spider
12:08:08 <Avatar> known as Lotslegs Eat Goblin Babies Many (known more
12:08:09 <Avatar> often simply as “Lotslegs,”) is the most notorious.
12:08:15 <Avatar> you recognise this spider as Lotslegs
12:08:17 <Avatar> Poog doesn't
12:08:26 <Poog> yeah
12:08:34 <Mogmurch> "We kill Lotsleg!"
12:08:36 <Poog> "but I killed it!"
12:08:37 <Mogmurch> "This Lotsleg, guys!"
12:08:41 <Mogmurch> "We kill him!"
12:08:44 <Mogmurch> I take the corpse
12:08:50 <Poog> "wha?"
12:08:50 <chuffy> lotslegs? NOlegs.
12:09:12 <chuffy> "NOLEGS NOLEGS NOLEGS"
12:09:18 <Avatar> you eventually come across her lair as well, through the soggy mossy tree branches
12:09:21 <Avatar> do you want to investigate it
12:09:24 <Poog> "I am hereby known as Lotsleg killer!"
12:09:25 <Mogmurch> yes
12:09:45 <Avatar> ok in the lair is some loot
12:09:53 <Avatar> oh wait, maybe there is
12:09:55 <Avatar> roll perception checks
12:10:04 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+9 reta
12:10:04 <diebot> Mogmurch, reta: [1d20=11] 20
12:10:07 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+3 perception
12:10:07 <diebot> Mogmurch, perception: [1d20=14] 17
12:10:14 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+5
12:10:14 <diebot> chuffy, 1d20+5: [1d20=9] 14
12:10:17 <Avatar> you find
12:10:31 <Poog> !throw 1d20+2 perception
12:10:32 <diebot> Poog, perception: [1d20=4] 6
12:10:35 <Avatar> 24gp, a small masterwork light crossbow with 11 bolts
12:10:39 <Mogmurch> mine!
12:10:42 <Avatar> a single pearl worth 100gp
12:10:44 <Mogmurch> I take the crossbow and bolts
12:10:46 <Mogmurch> and give the javelin back to Poog
12:10:52 <Poog> I take pearl
12:11:08 <chuffy> i take gold
12:11:10 <Avatar> 2 potions of cure moderate wounds
12:11:16 <Avatar> a potion of bull's strength
12:11:21 <Avatar> a potion of bear's endurance
12:11:28 <Poog> guys, keep potions
12:11:46 <Avatar> and a wax-paper-sealed package
12:11:54 <chuffy> ok i take cure moderate wounds + bull's strength
12:12:15 <Mogmurch> I'll take the bull's strength and bear's endurance
12:13:36 <Avatar> The point indicated on
12:13:36 <Avatar> Scribbleface’s map isn’t
12:13:36 <Avatar> quite on the coast, but
12:13:36 <Avatar> it’s close enough to hear
12:13:36 <Avatar> the faint susurrus of waves
12:13:36 <Avatar> crashing on a n unseen swa mpy
12:13:36 <Avatar> shoreline.
12:14:27 <Avatar> The site itself is obvious
12:14:27 <Avatar> once it is approached—a large wrecked ship lodged in a
12:14:27 <Avatar> shallow pool of swamp water.
12:14:41 <Avatar> anyone got knowledge local or history
12:14:47 <Avatar> or make it untrained
12:14:51 <chuffy> aye i do
12:14:59 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+2 untrained local
12:14:59 <diebot> Mogmurch, untrained local: [1d20=13] 15
12:15:04 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+0 reta untrained local
12:15:04 <diebot> Mogmurch, reta untrained local: [1d20=20] 20
12:15:06 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+5
12:15:07 <diebot> chuffy, 1d20+5: [1d20=19] 24
12:15:45 <Avatar> Driven aground decades
12:15:46 <Avatar> ago during a particularly violent storm that flung the
12:15:46 <Avatar> ship several hundred feet into the flooded swamp, the
12:15:46 <Avatar> ship itself is a two-masted Chelish sailing vessel
12:15:51 <Poog> !throw 1d20-2
12:15:52 <diebot> Poog, 1d20-2: [1d20=4] 2
12:16:00 <Avatar> The ship itself is
12:16:00 <Avatar> quite old—it crashed here several decades ago.
12:16:25 <Poog> Hey, I'm in character!
12:16:36 <Poog> Int 8
12:17:00 <Poog> yeah
12:17:03 <Poog> right
12:17:12 <Poog> but doesn't matter
12:17:31 <Poog> board that ship, mate!
12:18:08 <Avatar> The shipwreck itself is upright, held in place by the mud
12:18:08 <Avatar> and sludge it now sits in and supported by thick growths of
12:18:09 <Avatar> marsh gorse and other foliage. The derelict leans toward its
12:18:09 <Avatar> stern at a noticeable but not unwieldy angle, and its railings
12:18:09 <Avatar> are as decorated with hanging moss as they are with goblin
12:18:11 <Avatar> skulls and bits of bone
12:18:36 <Poog> I try to go to the ship
12:18:50 <Poog> sticking the mud in front of me with my javelin
12:19:04 <Poog> testing the ground is stable
12:19:27 <Avatar> A two-masted ship lies mired
12:19:28 <Avatar> in the mud in this clearing,
12:19:28 <Avatar> its rigging thick with moss and
12:19:28 <Avatar> decorated with lanterns and
12:19:28 <Avatar> windchimes made from goblin
12:19:28 <Avatar> skulls and bones. Strange writing
12:19:28 <Avatar> is faintly visible along the ship’s prow,
12:19:28 <Avatar> while the soggy, swampy “yard” that
12:19:28 <Avatar> surrounds the wreck is encircled by a rickety
12:19:29 <Avatar> wooden fence. A thin curl of smoke wafts up
12:19:29 <Avatar> from a chimney that protrudes from an unusual
12:19:29 <Avatar> box-like structure near the ship's bow.
12:20:02 <chuffy> "inhabited it is..."
12:20:09 <Avatar> Vorka
12:20:14 <Mogmurch> "Vorka prob'ly lives here."
12:20:40 <chuffy> is there a a big hole or "doorway" visible?
12:20:56 <Avatar> there's like a ladder sort of thing that leads up onto the ship
12:21:05 <Avatar> at K/L13
12:21:53 <Avatar> Poog: the ground gets muddier further in
12:22:20 <Poog> look for sturdier ground towards the ladder
12:22:30 <Avatar> it gets muddier near the ladder
12:22:37 <Avatar> it's difficult terrain
12:22:46 <Mogmurch> Reta walks to the ladder
12:23:39 <Mogmurch> "Before go, take this."
12:23:46 <Mogmurch> I give chuffy my Ring That Makes You Climb Good
12:24:28 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+5
12:24:29 <diebot> chuffy, 1d20+5: [1d20=11] 16
12:26:27 <Poog> I have speelcraft
12:26:31 <Poog> spellcraft
12:27:07 <chuffy> can i get onto the deck (if need be) from this tree i'm in?
12:27:26 <Avatar> no, you're really well outside it
12:27:27 <Avatar> off the map
12:27:32 <chuffy> ok
12:28:08 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+3 climb
12:28:08 <diebot> chuffy, climb: [1d20=5] 8
12:29:24 <Avatar> roll initiative
12:29:29 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+4 init
12:29:29 <diebot> Mogmurch, init: [1d20=6] 10
12:29:31 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+3 reta
12:29:32 <diebot> Mogmurch, reta: [1d20=5] 8
12:29:32 <Poog> 1d20+6 init
12:29:41 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+4
12:29:41 <diebot> chuffy, 1d20+4: [1d20=1] 5
12:29:45 <Poog> !throw 1d20+6 init
12:29:45 <diebot> Poog, init: [1d20=15] 21
12:32:35 <Avatar> poog roll again
12:33:03 <Avatar> scratch that
12:33:06 <Avatar> it's Poog's turn
12:33:24 <Poog> Poog did
12:33:48 <Avatar> did what
12:34:05 <Poog> ready spell - firebolt
12:34:16 <Avatar> when do you want to fire that off
12:34:29 <Poog> cast on anyone moving that's nearest me
12:34:36 <Poog> within range
12:34:40 <Avatar> anyone that's not in the party
12:34:45 <Poog> yep
12:35:06 <Avatar> ok, the horse gallops towards chuffy
12:38:02 <Avatar> the horse takes a bite
12:38:22 <Avatar> !throw 1d20-2
12:38:22 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20-2: [1d20=11] 9
12:38:29 <Avatar> missing with its hoof
12:38:42 <Avatar> it's Mogmurch's turn
12:39:06 <Mogmurch> !dist 30 70
12:39:06 <diebot> Mogmurch, Length of hypotenuse: 76.157731
12:39:30 <Mogmurch> going to move inside the fence
12:39:33 <Mogmurch> to F12
12:39:41 <Mogmurch> and shoto my crossbow of love
12:39:44 <Mogmurch> shoot
12:39:49 <Avatar> fire away
12:40:07 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+5 crossbow
12:40:08 <diebot> Mogmurch, crossbow: [1d20=9] 14
12:40:19 <Avatar> hit
12:40:20 <Avatar> roll damage
12:40:27 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d6 damage
12:40:27 <diebot> Mogmurch, damage: [1d6=4] 4
12:40:41 <Avatar> it's Reta's turn
12:40:51 <Mogmurch> standing in front of Mogmurch
12:41:04 <Mogmurch> she'll shoot her shortbow
12:41:10 <Avatar> roll to shoot
12:41:11 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+5
12:41:11 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+5: [1d20=8] 13
12:41:17 <Avatar> hit, roll damage
12:41:20 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d4
12:41:21 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d4: [1d4=2] 2
12:41:32 <Poog> Is chuffy dead?
12:41:33 <Avatar> it's Chuffy's turn
12:42:14 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+5 ranged dart
12:42:15 <diebot> chuffy, ranged dart: [1d20=15] 20
12:42:23 <Avatar> roll damage
12:42:31 <chuffy> !throw 1d3-1
12:42:31 <diebot> chuffy, 1d3-1: [1d3=1] 0
12:42:51 <Avatar> it's Poog's turn
12:43:11 <Poog> an enemy's within range right?
12:43:21 <Poog> my firebolt spell
12:44:26 <Poog> shucks
12:45:04 <Poog> drop spell
12:45:23 <Poog> heal chuffy
12:45:34 <Avatar> you need to be next to chuffy to heal him
12:45:40 <Avatar> he's right near the horse
12:46:03 <Poog> can I reach him with my movement speed? 30ft
12:46:13 <Avatar> no, he's about 100ft away
12:46:19 <Avatar> each square is 5ft
12:46:20 <chuffy> no need
12:46:25 <chuffy> ima good!
12:46:35 <Avatar> everyone's still on full, nobody needs healing
12:46:56 <Poog> ranged attack then using javelin\
12:47:03 <chuffy> GO FOR IT!
12:47:13 <Poog> !throw 1d20+3 ranged javelin
12:47:13 <diebot> Poog, ranged javelin: [1d20=19] 22
12:47:18 <chuffy> JAVELIN IN THE HINDQUARTERS
12:47:39 <Poog> !throw 1d4
12:47:39 <diebot> Poog, 1d4: [1d4=1] 1
12:48:27 <Avatar> it's Mogmurch's on
12:48:29 <Avatar> turn
12:48:36 <Mogmurch> reload my crossbow (movement) and attack with it
12:48:44 <Avatar> roll to hit
12:48:49 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+5 bam
12:48:49 <diebot> Mogmurch, bam: [1d20=12] 17
12:49:03 <Avatar> hit
12:49:05 <Avatar> roll damage
12:49:06 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d6 boom
12:49:06 <diebot> Mogmurch, boom: [1d6=3] 3
12:49:18 <Avatar> movement remains
12:49:25 <Avatar> it's Reta's turn
12:49:31 <Mogmurch> she'll shoot her shortbow
12:49:40 <Avatar> roll
12:49:41 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+5
12:49:42 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+5: [1d20=1] 6
12:49:45 <Mogmurch> "Fudge!"
12:49:47 <Avatar> missing wildly
12:49:54 <Avatar> movement remains
12:50:10 <Mogmurch> pulls out her dogslicer
12:50:27 <Avatar> ok
12:50:33 <Avatar> it's Chuffy's turn
12:51:40 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+5
12:51:40 <diebot> chuffy, 1d20+5: [1d20=8] 13
12:52:37 <Avatar> that's a miss
12:53:12 <Avatar> it's Poog's turn
12:53:22 <Poog> ok
12:53:45 <Poog> !throw 1d20+3 ranged javelin
12:53:46 <diebot> Poog, ranged javelin: [1d20=20] 23
12:53:57 <Poog> huzzah!
12:54:02 <chuffy> :D
12:54:07 <Avatar> roll it again
12:54:08 <Poog> roll for crit
12:54:27 <Poog> !throw 1d20+3
12:54:27 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+3: [1d20=13] 16
12:54:40 <Avatar> critical hit
12:54:43 <Avatar> roll damage
12:54:46 <Poog> sweet
12:55:03 <Poog> !throw 2d4
12:55:04 <diebot> Poog, 2d4: [2d4=3,1] 4
12:55:13 <chuffy> CHUM
12:55:16 <Mogmurch> I loot the horse
12:55:53 <Avatar> no loot
12:55:57 <Mogmurch> I kick it
12:55:58 <Poog> it's close to killing dogs
12:56:12 <Poog> Zarongel might be pleased
12:56:18 <chuffy> but don't forget it was A HORSE OF DEATH
12:56:27 <Poog> woot woot
12:56:38 <Poog> yey!
12:56:46 <chuffy> VICTORIOUS
12:56:47 <Poog> my character for some reason
12:56:58 <Poog> is jumping, arms raised
12:57:17 <Mogmurch> we'll search around the boat
12:57:19 <Mogmurch> try to find more horses
12:57:19 <Poog> FF style
12:57:19 <Poog> :)
12:57:23 <Mogmurch> and/or saddlebags
12:57:35 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+3 perception
12:57:35 <diebot> Mogmurch, perception: [1d20=6] 9
12:57:39 <chuffy> hmmm i'm staying behind the fence hidden if i may?
12:57:43 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+9 reta
12:57:44 <diebot> Mogmurch, reta: [1d20=3] 12
12:57:53 <chuffy> i don't like the looks of this ship, not one bit
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12:58:58 <Avatar> who's searching around the ship
12:59:59 <Jaggedsoul> hey
13:00:06 <Avatar> hey, change your nick back
13:00:06 <Jaggedsoul> got dc
13:00:10 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+5
13:00:10 <diebot> chuffy, 1d20+5: [1d20=10] 15
13:00:13 <Avatar> and if you're searching around the ship with the other 3, roll perception
13:00:13 Jaggedsoul is now known as Poog
13:00:16 <Avatar> or let me know if you're not
13:00:27 <chuffy> ^^^ that was my perception roll
13:01:07 <Avatar> A vine-choked gangplank with a mossy handrail descends
13:01:08 <Avatar> sharply from the ship’s bow to the muddy ground below. One
13:01:08 <Avatar> handrail seems to be encrusted with a large ball of dried mud.
13:02:00 <Mogmurch> Reta goes up first
13:02:18 <Mogmurch> Reta will poke at the ball of mud
13:02:28 <chuffy> bees?
13:02:30 <chuffy> wasps?
13:03:15 <chuffy> brb
13:04:33 <Avatar> a wasp swarm is released
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13:04:45 <Avatar> chuffy and reta roll fort saves
13:04:53 Avatar gives voice to Poog
13:04:56 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+4 fort
13:04:56 <diebot> Mogmurch, fort: [1d20=9] 13
13:05:22 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+2
13:05:22 <diebot> chuffy, 1d20+2: [1d20=20] 22
13:06:09 <Avatar> but you both manage to save against the poison
13:06:40 <Mogmurch> Reta goes up the gangplank
13:06:45 <Mogmurch> Mogmurch is second
13:08:41 <Poog> I'll follow inside
13:08:45 <Poog> double move
13:08:58 <Mogmurch> don't need to do tactical movement outside of combat
13:10:48 <Mogmurch> Reta moves further in
13:11:20 <Poog> ok
13:12:30 <Avatar> The main deck of the shipwreck is cluttered with objects
13:12:30 <Avatar> both natural and artificial. Thick swaths of leafy vines grow
13:12:30 <Avatar> over the deck, and shiny green patches of algae and moss
13:12:30 <Avatar> grow where the vines do not. The central cabin's roof has
13:12:30 <Avatar> a wide edge, creating a canopied walkway along the ship's
13:12:30 <Avatar> sides. A flight of steps up to the roof of the ship's main cabin,
13:12:30 <Avatar> the entrance to which is blocked by a door decorated by a
13:12:30 <Avatar> large number of rodent and bird skulls. A smoking stovepipe
13:12:30 <Avatar> chimney extends up from the ship's highest point above.
13:14:26 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+5 perception @avatar
13:15:02 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+16 stealth @avatar
13:16:36 <chuffy> ok guys, shhhhh
13:16:47 <chuffy> there's a howwible nest in there
13:16:55 <chuffy> and some goodies
13:17:15 <chuffy> burn the nest burn the nest
13:17:32 <chuffy> anyone got something flammable?
13:18:15 <chuffy> poog did you have a flame thing?
13:18:26 <chuffy> some sort of flame spell?
13:18:33 <Poog> is chuffy talking in character?
13:18:37 <chuffy> yes
13:18:47 <Avatar> if you're talking to each other, talk in quotes
13:18:51 <chuffy> k
13:18:51 <Avatar> "Poog did you have a flame thing?"
13:19:09 <Poog> "ya. me cast firebolt on nest!"
13:19:47 <Avatar> opening the door and firebolting the nest?
13:20:43 <Mogmurch> I'll open the door and throw alchemist's fire at the nest
13:20:46 <Mogmurch> or whatever is in the nest
13:21:46 <Avatar> the door opens
13:21:58 <Avatar> there's a mangy dog chained to the mast
13:22:00 <Avatar> and it sees you
13:22:11 <Poog> yey!
13:22:12 <Avatar> it growls at you, barking
13:22:21 <Avatar> you also hear more barking from the deck above now
13:22:24 <Poog> chance to abide by my god's dogma
13:22:29 <Poog> kill dogs!
13:22:35 <Avatar> still throwing alchemist's fire?
13:22:46 <Poog> approach and cast burning hands on dog
13:22:58 <Avatar> The air in this cabin is thick and close, stinking of swamp
13:22:59 <Avatar> and sweat, with a thick, glistening layer of mud on the floor
13:22:59 <Avatar> and swaths of oily fungus clinging to the walls. Even more
13:22:59 <Avatar> dangling decorations of goblin bone and animal-part fetishes
13:23:02 <Avatar> hang from the ceiling on lengths of sinew here, and what
13:23:02 <Avatar> appears to be a nest made of rags, sticks, mud, and cast-off bits of clothing lies against the westernmost wall. But
13:23:02 <Avatar> scattered amid the filth and clutter are several exotic-looking
13:23:02 <Avatar> man-made objects—including a tantalizing red chest.
13:23:30 <chuffy> ...and a dog...
13:24:41 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+3 perception
13:24:41 <diebot> Mogmurch, perception: [1d20=4] 7
13:24:50 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+9 perception reta
13:24:50 <diebot> Mogmurch, perception reta: [1d20=4] 13
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13:26:12 <Mogmurch> I shoot the dog in the face
13:26:21 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+3 init
13:26:21 <diebot> Mogmurch, init: [1d20=10] 13
13:26:23 <Avatar> roll initiative everyone
13:26:32 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+3 reta
13:26:32 <diebot> Mogmurch, reta: [1d20=9] 12
13:26:42 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+4 init
13:26:42 <diebot> chuffy, init: [1d20=19] 23
13:27:34 <Poog> ok
13:27:46 <Avatar> !rng 1d100
13:27:46 <diebot> Avatar, 1d100
13:27:47 <Poog> !throw 1d20+6 init
13:27:48 <diebot> Poog, init: [1d20=10] 16
13:27:52 <Avatar> !throw 1d100
13:27:52 <diebot> Avatar, 1d100: [1d100=37] 37
13:30:24 <chuffy> !throw 1d20+16
13:30:25 <diebot> chuffy, 1d20+16: [1d20=18] 34
13:32:22 <Avatar> it's Chuffy's turn
13:33:54 <Avatar> chuffy readies an attack when someone comes down towards the ladder
13:33:58 <Avatar> it's Poog's turn
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13:34:55 <Poog> cast firebolt
13:34:56 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
13:34:56 <Avatar> from where
13:34:56 <Poog> on dog
13:34:59 <Avatar> you're still around the corner
13:35:22 <Poog> get within range
13:35:32 <Avatar> give me a co-ordinate
13:35:51 <Poog> H12
13:36:05 <chuffy> h12?
13:36:17 <Avatar> H12 would you put on the middle floor
13:36:28 <chuffy> n24 looks good
13:36:37 <chuffy> ^^^ poog
13:36:41 <Poog> Chuffy is in I13 right>
13:36:46 <Poog> N24 then
13:36:58 <Poog> ok
13:37:01 <chuffy> cool
13:37:11 <Poog> cast firebolt
13:37:11 <Avatar> okay fire your firebolt
13:37:24 <Poog> !throw 1d6 fire
13:37:24 <diebot> Poog, fire: [1d6=5] 5
13:37:58 <Poog> !throw 1d20+2
13:37:58 <diebot> Poog, 1d20+2: [1d20=11] 13
13:38:11 <chuffy> roast gawg
13:38:13 <Avatar> it's the dog's turn
13:38:15 <chuffy> dawg
13:39:26 <Avatar> the dog tries to break free
13:39:29 <Avatar> !throw 1d20+1
13:39:30 <diebot> Avatar, 1d20+1: [1d20=12] 13
13:39:41 <Avatar> it fails
13:39:57 <Avatar> it's Mogmurch's turn
13:40:04 <Mogmurch> shoot the dog in the face with my crossbow
13:40:11 <Avatar> roll to hit
13:40:13 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+5
13:40:14 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d20+5: [1d20=13] 18
13:40:24 <Avatar> roll damage
13:40:24 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d6
13:40:25 <diebot> Mogmurch, 1d6: [1d6=1] 1
13:40:34 <Avatar> and it falls over
13:40:47 <Avatar> it's disabled
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13:41:01 <Mogmurch> Reta shoots it in the face with her crossbow
13:41:06 <Avatar> and it dies
13:41:14 <Mogmurch> and then Reta moves in to check out the nest
13:41:19 <Mogmurch> but not too close
13:41:29 <Avatar> roll perception
13:41:36 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+9 reta perception
13:41:36 <diebot> Mogmurch, reta perception: [1d20=1] 10
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13:44:46 <Mogmurch> the rest of us go in and search the nest
13:44:53 <Mogmurch> !throw 1d20+3 perception
13:44:53 <diebot> Mogmurch, perception: [1d20=15] 18
13:46:18 <Mogmurch> "Valhalla!"
13:46:30 <Poog> what vanished?
13:46:41 <Poog> ooohh
13:46:46 <Avatar> and that's game
13:46:52 <Poog> someone cast an invisiblity spell?
13:46:56 <Poog> hahaha
13:47:02 <Poog> I miss that tune
13:47:56 <Poog> I'll check
13:48:01 <Poog> not sure though
13:48:10 <Poog> don't have any sleep yet
13:48:11 Mogmurch is now known as Ballig
13:48:20 <Poog> ok
13:48:21 <Poog> bye
13:48:29 chuffy is now known as tristen
13:48:35 Poog is now known as Jaggedsoul
13:48:50 <Avatar> man that headset makes my ears hurt
13:59:43 <tristen> i missed two good opportunities in that sess
13:59:48 <tristen> looking at the pms
13:59:55 <tristen> but hey...
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14:27:36 <Avatar> hehe
14:30:07 <Avatar> scribbleface's map: http://www.creativeservicesdesign.com/pathfinder/scribblefaceMap.pdf
14:30:26 <Avatar> I don't think that was there when I grabbed the module
14:36:10 <Avatar> !throw 1d2
14:36:10 <diebot> Avatar, 1d2: [1d2=2] 2
14:36:28 <Avatar> Mekkis: diebot's pm rolls are broken
16:23:20 <Thelen> will tomorrows game be on, and will it be prerolled again?
16:55:17 <tristen> crank out that character you were working on anyway
17:00:58 <Ballig> sup jerks
17:01:03 <Ballig> look at that, 6 o'clock exactly
17:01:27 <Ballig> you've got to admire that kind of accuracy
17:02:03 <Ballig> where's Avatar
17:27:05 <Brunius> Doesn't look like 6 o'clock exactly to me
17:27:18 <Ballig> it was 6 o'clock, wasn't it?
17:27:31 <Brunius> I'd admire you more if it was 56 seconds earlier
17:27:44 <Ballig> you do 6:00 and 6:01
17:27:48 <Ballig> you don't do 6:00:56
17:28:01 <Ballig> you never say "it's currently 6 00 and 56 seconds"
17:29:11 <Brunius> You don't, maybe.
17:30:22 <Ballig> you don't either
17:30:57 <Brunius> You're right, I don't
17:43:39 <Ballig> goddamnit, fled from a dragon only to be mauled by two cave bears
18:00:56 <Brunius> <+Ballig> sup jerks
18:16:19 <Brunius> Skyrim?
18:16:32 <Ballig> yeah
18:16:53 <Brunius> One of my friends is learning dragon language...
18:17:15 <Ballig> eh
18:17:19 <Ballig> it's not really a language
18:17:27 <Ballig> it's just word replacement
18:18:05 <Brunius> Meh.
18:18:13 <Brunius> I'm not the one claiming it's a language.
18:18:27 <Ballig> it's just like "fe means ice, lem means fire! zor means push!" etc
18:18:31 <Ballig> language isn't that simplistic
18:33:38 <Brunius> Query: DM credit: I run a Tier 1-5 scenario, in Subtier 1-2. Which level chronicle sheets am I eligible to take?
18:35:29 <Ballig> subtier 1-2
18:36:57 <Brunius> Mekkis?
18:45:27 <Ballig> that may be wrong, it does say "the most appropriate for the character"
18:45:32 <Ballig> I'm trying to find a forum post about it
18:46:00 <Ballig> but it only gives examples for level 1 characters
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18:52:31 <Brunius> Yeah
19:14:05 <Avatar> sorry, I was napping
19:14:13 <Brunius> You napper.
19:14:21 <Avatar> yeah I am a napper
19:14:28 <Ballig> yeah I would have called to wake you up if jaggedsoul had been here or responding in skype
19:14:38 <Avatar> good one
19:16:43 <Ballig> always got your back
19:16:55 <Ballig> even though you were napping while I was at the gym
19:17:47 * Avatar removes voice from Ballig tristen
19:19:24 <Avatar> Thelen: tomorrow is on depending who's here
19:19:37 <Avatar> if you don't want to roll up a character, you can use a pregen for your proper character
19:19:58 <Avatar> it wont' be pregen goblins like today
19:20:24 <Ballig> just tell us what race and class you want, and I bet we have a character like that already set up
19:44:28 <tristen> hey guys any time set for tomorrow?
19:44:36 <Ballig> 10am
19:44:52 <tristen> cool i'll see what i can do
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19:55:06 <Brunius> Half an hour ago, my itunes library claimed to contain 18 gig
19:55:11 <Brunius> It now claims to contain 7 gig
19:55:19 <Avatar> that's itunes for you
19:55:28 <Brunius> I've been deleting stuff
19:55:37 <Avatar> well maybe that's why
19:55:52 <Ballig> why don't you spend some of this $300 videocard money on a new hard drive
19:56:02 <Brunius> $300 videocard money?
19:56:03 <Brunius> What?
19:56:25 <Brunius> I don't need a new harddrive just yet
19:57:15 <Ballig> you were going to buy a $300 videocard
19:57:18 <Brunius> And where the hell would I get $300 for a new videocard?
19:57:20 <Brunius> Nope.
19:57:24 <Ballig> seems like you need a new harddrive if you're deleting things
19:57:28 <Thelen> XD
19:57:45 <Brunius> I'm just sick of sorting through billions of songs to find the one I want
19:58:26 <Ballig> itunes has a search/categorise function doesn't it
19:58:29 <Brunius> I'm deleting all the songs that don't actually link anywhere
19:58:36 <Brunius> Just go "Hey, I'm here but you can't access me
19:58:38 <Brunius> "
20:46:43 <Thelen> XD
20:46:50 <Thelen> can i use a prerolled char for tomorrow?
20:46:58 <Ballig> yes
20:47:06 <Ballig> you can use a prerolled character as your main if you want
20:47:09 <Ballig> what class/race do you want?
20:47:13 <Thelen> human fighter
20:47:23 <Mekkis> Brunius, the applicable tier based on the character you apply it to
20:47:37 <Mekkis> sorry I couldn't make it this morning: I've been really sick
20:47:52 <Thelen> too sick for D&D?
20:47:56 <Thelen> what kind of man are you!
20:48:11 <Mekkis> too sick for getting up and having breakfast even
20:49:16 <Thelen> ah :(
20:49:53 <Ballig> Thelen: accept send
20:50:01 <Thelen> retry
20:50:04 <Thelen> mirc crap
20:50:25 <Ballig> how does that look
20:50:30 <Thelen> its a virus!
20:50:31 <Thelen> omg!
20:50:32 <Thelen> :P
20:50:51 <Ballig> it is!
20:51:32 <Thelen> pretty good actually
20:51:35 <Thelen> basically what i wanted
20:51:47 <Thelen> except s/shortbow/crossbow
20:52:17 <Ballig> why do you want a crossbow
20:52:26 <Thelen> better than shortbow?
20:52:28 <Ballig> how
20:52:33 <Thelen> i dunno
20:52:35 <Thelen> lol
20:52:38 <Thelen> is it not better?
20:52:39 <Ballig> crossbow requires reloading
20:52:44 <Thelen> ah
20:52:55 <Ballig> uses a movement action for light, and more for a heavy crossbow
20:52:56 <Thelen> maybe not better then
20:53:23 <Ballig> if it were my fighter I would only be rethinking the exotic weapon proficiency feat and choice of weapon
20:53:36 <Thelen> mine i was going to go for greatsword
20:54:06 <Ballig> but bastard sword doesn't suck
20:54:13 <Ballig> just not sure it's worth a feat
20:54:16 <Ballig> (in my opinion)
20:54:25 <Thelen> yea
20:54:39 <Thelen> does greatsword suck?
20:54:52 <Ballig> nope
20:55:46 <Ballig> greatsword is good for large damage, but you don't get to use a shield obviously
20:55:54 <Thelen> yup just what i want
20:56:07 <Thelen> i can't tell, does he have any armour currently?
20:56:51 <Thelen> ah yea scale mail and shield
20:56:58 <Ballig> yeah
20:57:21 <Ballig> you can use that pregen as a template for your own character
20:57:28 <Ballig> just copy all those stats onto your sheet, and change the few things that you want to change
20:57:40 <Thelen> yup will doodles
21:02:07 <Ballig> Mekkis: hey, if you died, would we be allowed to re-play the scenario you were in the middle of GMing
21:02:09 <Ballig> or would it be lost to us
21:02:55 <Brunius> Mekkis: So if I run a Tier 1-5 scenario in subtier 1-2, I can claim a 4-5 chronicle sheet?
21:03:12 <Ballig> by the sounds of it, you can claim a 4-5 chronicle sheet if you're applying it to a level 4 or 5 character
21:03:19 <Brunius> Which I will be.
21:03:21 <Ballig> (I need to re-visit the sheets I've made for games I've Gmed)
21:05:56 <Avatar> you sheet revisiter
21:06:14 <Ballig> hey, if the character was a higher level, I'm sure as hell taking the extra gold
21:06:59 <Brunius> One more scenario and I can buy mithril armour
21:07:59 <Thelen> when do we start tomorrow?
21:08:04 <Thelen> melbourne time*
21:08:25 <Ballig> 10am
21:08:26 <Ballig> :p
21:08:39 <Thelen> cool
21:08:44 <Thelen> i couldn't tell from the title, mirc is useless
21:09:00 <Brunius> ./topic #d&d
21:09:59 <Thelen> k
21:17:25 <Mekkis> Brunius, correct
21:17:35 <Mekkis> if you apply it to a level 4 or 5 character
21:18:04 <Avatar> Mekkis, you aren't dead
21:18:07 <Avatar> thank god
21:18:07 <Mekkis> no
21:18:12 <Mekkis> just sick
21:18:12 <Avatar> where were you today
21:18:26 <Avatar> don't you call in sick
21:20:46 <Ballig> Mekkis: what about the dead thing though
21:21:01 <Mekkis> I imagine you could replay it
21:21:06 <Ballig> oh cool
21:21:08 <Ballig> that's a relief
21:23:17 <Mekkis> Ballig, do you know PHP?
21:23:21 <Thelen> i do
21:23:36 <Ballig> no I just mash the keyboard on all the .php5 files on the website
21:23:37 <Ballig> and hope it works
21:24:03 <Thelen> ah, the thousand monkeys approach
21:24:48 <Brunius> If you give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, eventually, one of them will turn out a shakespear
21:24:54 <Brunius> shakespeare*
21:25:03 <Thelen> Shakespeare
21:26:02 <Mekkis> if you give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite amount of time on a multi-user linux system, it is much more likely for one of them to bring it down before any work of merit comes out of it.
21:26:12 <Thelen> XD
21:26:13 <Mekkis> Unless of course you're doing vulnerability testing
21:26:30 <Thelen> hmm interesting question
21:26:36 <Thelen> can you build an uncrashable system
21:26:41 <Mekkis> yes
21:26:56 <Thelen> how
21:27:21 <Mekkis> as long as you have some control of the environment in which it is deployed
21:27:35 <Thelen> im assuming 0 hardware failures
21:27:49 <Mekkis> in that case it's easy
21:27:53 <Mekkis> do it all in hardware
21:27:57 <Thelen> :P
21:28:00 <Thelen> no it has to be an OS
21:28:08 <Thelen> with a kernel and interuppts
21:28:32 <Mekkis> why a kernel?
21:28:47 <Thelen> im definining that as the minimum required for it to be a system
21:29:15 <Mekkis> it seems that that is more than is required in many cases
21:29:27 <Mekkis> (probably in most cases where a system MUST be uncrashable)
21:29:31 <Thelen> :P
21:29:43 <Thelen> a system that allows human interaction
21:30:28 <Thelen> i have no idea it was just a funny thing to think about
21:30:37 <Thelen> how about an uncrashable linux based system?
21:30:48 <Mekkis> I doubt it
21:30:52 <Mekkis> hmmm
21:30:56 <Thelen> by uncrashable
21:31:02 <Thelen> i mean it will revive itself
21:31:20 <Thelen> do it via software, vs a 5 minute hard reboot physically
21:31:23 <Mekkis> strictly speaking, my digital clock is pretty much uncrashable...
21:31:42 <Mekkis> and it has a kernel (something that allows it to interface with hardware)
21:31:55 <Mekkis> and interrupts (like the "set time" button)
21:32:00 <Thelen> linux kernel
21:32:01 <Thelen> >_>
21:32:07 <Thelen> or of similar compexity
21:32:11 <Thelen> ie bsd unix etc
21:32:20 <Mekkis> chances are your car computer's like that
21:32:38 <Thelen> nah u can DoS cars
21:32:42 <Mekkis> it's not hard to make a watchdog: a lot of embedded systems have that
21:32:47 <Mekkis> not all cars
21:32:51 <Thelen> yea but only in hardware
21:32:57 <Thelen> lol
21:33:02 <Thelen> im sure u could DoS all cars
21:33:08 <Thelen> with enough acces s:D
21:33:24 <Mekkis> that's what "controlling the environment" is
21:33:30 <Brunius> Jesus.
21:33:42 <Brunius> You guys are gonna get us all banned some day
21:33:44 <Mekkis> I could DOS your car. I wouldn't even need to touch the computer
21:33:50 <Brunius> Along with Bossman
21:34:03 <Mekkis> (it's amazing what thermite can do, you know0
21:34:03 <Thelen> lolwut?
21:34:20 <Thelen> 2 bricks ftw
21:34:32 <Mekkis> Brunius, then we can move to a server that doesn't have archaic registration/PMing BS :)
21:34:42 <Brunius> Go on then
21:34:45 <Brunius> Migrate us.
21:34:56 <Thelen> lol
21:35:04 <Thelen> freenode!
21:35:10 <Mekkis> Brunius, without us all getting banned, it's not going to happen :S
21:35:23 * Mekkis is on freenode already...
21:35:24 <Thelen> they could mess with us
21:35:32 <Thelen> just kline on a cron
21:36:13 <Brunius> Hey, Magus is on freenode
21:36:34 <Mekkis> Magus|screen isn't MagusSupreme
21:37:01 <Brunius> Yeah, soon as I said that I was like "Wait, not the same one"
21:37:46 <Mekkis> Thelen, I'm trying to do some stuff with RPGWebProfiler
21:37:59 <Brunius> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkU4Ahd8zPA
21:38:04 <Mekkis> (that's what the PHP question was about)
21:41:21 <Thelen> ah
21:42:35 <Avatar> thelen are you creating your own sheet or using a pregen for your character
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22:23:31 <Avatar> man here's a better list of IRC clients than the one we have: http://www.austnet.org/?q=node/14
23:30:55 <Thelen> i will make some changes to human fighter
23:35:28 <Avatar> cool
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