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00:00 <steven_> !fact
00:01 <+Herb_Dean> [20529] Dolphins can jump up to 20 feet in the air.
00:03 <steven_> !fact
00:03 <+Herb_Dean> [3379] Americans, on average, eat 18 acres of pizza a day.
00:12 <steven_> hahahaha
00:15 <sharni> Wouldn't it be illegal every where since its classed as animal cruelty
00:27 <sharni> Damn that's a lot of pizza
00:29 <steven_> prolly not.. if your not hurting them
00:31 <steven_> !fact
00:31 <+Herb_Dean> [58183] Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside.
00:37 <steven_> !fact
00:38 <+Herb_Dean> [89298] The aphid insect is born pregnant.
00:38 <sharni> Lol
00:44 <steven_> !fact
00:44 <+Herb_Dean> [27828] Hawaii has its own time zone.
00:47 <steven_> !fact
00:48 <+Herb_Dean> [40036] A full-grown tree produces enough oxygen to support a family of four.
00:55 <+Carrot> shit
00:59 <steven_> !fact
00:59 <+Herb_Dean> [12960] A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.
00:59 <+fish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRqRcIeI94Q
01:03 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 5 fucken minutes 2015 best of techno vocal (Sep 14, 2015) Length: 3:58 - Category: Music - 30 views views - likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
01:04 <+Carrot> bitch wants a gram of rock and ounce of weed
01:04 <+fish> fact ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRqRcIeI94Q
01:13 <steven_> she is going to rob you
01:14 <steven_> hahahah
01:18 <xm> lmao fish
01:18 <+Carrot> maybe bruv
01:28 <+Carrot> with my fucked leg ill be useless
01:28 <steven_> tru yarn bruddah
01:41 <steven_> take a butter knife
01:43 <+fish> can ne1 remeber the video
01:47 <+fish> that song came from
01:50 <+Carrot> tried doing some shit on a sk8board man ended kisses the gravel
02:02 <steven_> yeh
02:04 <sharni> Eww ice junkie
02:11 <steven_> wasnt it the bag kicking one
02:12 <steven_> ?
02:20 <+Carrot> nah
02:20 <+Carrot> lol
02:24 <+Carrot> thats me right
02:26 <+Carrot> jarred me left
03:20 Join: cherri_pie ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
03:20 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v cherri_pie
03:27 <cherri_pie> wasssup nerds
03:32 <steven_> waddup
03:35 <cherri_pie> i just got back from gym
03:37 <cherri_pie> cant fuckin moe
03:39 <cherri_pie> move
03:40 <steven_> any good
03:41 <+Carrot> bug all freckle
03:46 <cherri_pie> yeh was ok
03:51 <+Carrot> oi stevo u dropped ya dot
03:55 <cherri_pie> im at anytime fitness, so its open all night
03:56 <steven_> ?
03:58 <+Carrot> aaaaahahahahhahaahahahaha
04:02 <+Carrot> dropped his dot this cunt
04:03 <+Carrot> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
04:08 <cherri_pie> wtf does that mean
04:12 <cherri_pie> dropped your dot
04:27 <steven_> dot = asshole
04:30 <+Carrot> walk past random point behind them on the ground say yu dropepd yur dot
04:33 <cherri_pie> sounds like when you cum on a girls face or something
04:36 <+Carrot> they look round n shit hahahaha
04:39 <steven_> hahahaa
04:51 <+Carrot> you can ever provoke punchons withit
04:52 <cherri_pie> "i dropped my dot on her"
04:55 <+Carrot> even*
05:16 <steven_> in jail
05:25 <steven_> people would walk up, look there... you droped your hole
05:51 <steven_> thats when u knock em out and walk off
06:27 <steven_> !joke
06:27 <+Herb_Dean> [2228] Q. What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
06:30 <+Herb_Dean> [2228] A. E.T. eventually went home!
06:38 <cherri_pie> ET was better looking
06:42 <cherri_pie> :/
07:23 <beehhh> i saw real aliens here in borneo
07:27 Quit: Exo ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
07:53 <xm> did they experiment on Norell, and turn him into a woman
07:53 <steven_> sure you did
07:57 <xm> is that how he came to be she
08:05 <steven_> got probed
08:25 Mode: (by thestig) +o xm
08:31 Mode: (by thestig) +o slinky_J
08:39 <steven_> 16,000 steps with no active minutes
08:51 <steven_> like a boss
09:41 <+Carrot> steve-o
09:49 <steven_> yeah mayte
10:08 <+Carrot> someone told me i have smelly underpants 2day :[[[[
10:13 <steven_> haahahahhaaha
10:22 <steven_> what was his name
10:32 <steven_> was it jon
10:36 <steven_> when he was doing your washing
10:47 <steven_> BlackDevil, can you explain this smell
11:12 <beehhh> https://youtu.be/2ePhqoyLpXQ
11:16 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Aswang Phenomenon - Full Documentary on the Filipino Vampire (Oct 4, 2011) Length: 01:17:25 - Category: Film & Animation - 2,035,549 views - 5,093 likes (90.6%), 526 dislikes (9.4%)
11:29 <+TokenDaRing> beehhh: Go fuck yourself
12:12 <BlackDevil> i cant smell anything on the internet
13:13 Join: screws ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
13:13 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v screws
13:47 <+Carrot> hhHhhHhHH
13:49 <+Carrot> hahahahaha
13:52 <+Carrot> reminds me
14:07 <screws> hey
14:08 <screws> pliv
14:14 <+Carrot> Jon, Piss which one of you bitches wanna wash my for drawers tonight?
14:20 <+Herb_Dean> yes screws?
14:29 <+Carrot> Jon: thatd be him...
14:39 <+Herb_Dean> im here
14:40 <+Carrot> fish: starch?
14:40 <+Herb_Dean> dont worry
14:44 <+Carrot> Starch press nigger.
15:00 <+Carrot> loooooooooooooooool
15:09 <+Carrot> bumjack alley
15:37 <steven_> fgt!
15:43 <+TokenDaRing> Sup?
15:47 <steven_> !random Hobo
15:47 <+Herb_Dean> [98893] T: 17:21:15 <Hobo> Ha Gayyyyyyyyyyyyy
15:50 <steven_> !random Hobo
15:50 <+Herb_Dean> [7959] T: 15:28:24 <Hobo> lol
15:54 <steven_> !random Hobo
15:54 <+Herb_Dean> [35370] T: 15:28:24 <Hobo> lol
16:00 <steven_> !random Hobo
16:00 <+Herb_Dean> [46337] T: 17:19:49 <Hobo> girls or boys
16:31 <Hobo> wAT
16:40 <steven_> sup
16:53 <steven_> jon unzline that other ip
16:57 <steven_> so my followers can join
16:57 <Hobo> HEY
17:22 Mode: (by steven_) -bb *!*uid136858@*.irccloud.com *!*@4a99e9ed.org
17:32 Join: breaker ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
17:33 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v breaker
17:41 <Hobo> steven are u streaming
17:50 <steven_> yeah shower cam
17:58 <steven_> you keen?
17:58 <+TokenDaRing> Hawt
18:00 <sharni> Lmao
18:01 <+xm> tell me when you're pissin' on emma
18:03 <+xm> and ill tune in
18:08 <sharni> Hahah
18:12 <Hobo> wat website
18:26 <steven_> www.chaturbate.com/transexual-cams
18:39 <sharni> Hahahahahah
18:51 <BlackDevil> you surely know joels websites
19:01 <steven_> im number #2
19:05 <steven_> beehhh is number #1
19:15 <+xm> !stats
19:15 <+Herb_Dean> [xm] Spoken words: 3181 (16285 letters) Commands used 0. 446 lines and 1 actions.
19:19 <+xm> !top10
19:23 <steven_> !tstats
19:23 <+Herb_Dean> [steven_] Spoken words today: 1325 (7031 letters) Commands used today 0. 384 lines and 0 actions.
19:33 <steven_> !ttop20
19:33 <+Herb_Dean> Todays top 10 chatters by total spoken words: cherri_pie (2050) Abortion (1688) TokenDaRing (1467) steven_ (1326) sharni (905) BlackDevil (732) amelia (655) slinky_J (648) Overlord (574) beehhh (458)
19:38 <Hobo> ther links is brokenl'
20:00 <steven_> kekekek~
20:20 <sharni> !slot 450
20:20 <+Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
20:21 <steven_> https://chaturbate.com/transsexual-cams/
20:24 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensass ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
20:29 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensass ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting another jenspussy ...
20:35 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensass ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 900 points, !!!
20:37 <+amelia> would you go to bed
20:42 <steven_> !slot 500
20:42 <+Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
20:44 <sharni> Pusssssssyyyyy
20:46 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
20:51 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting another jenspussy ...
20:57 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensfeet ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
21:07 <sharni> Don't worry Steven I'll share
21:12 <steven_> !random anotherirc3r
21:12 <+Herb_Dean> [40481] T: 19:47:09 <anotherirc3r> is that still around?
21:12 <sharni> Actually you can have it
21:26 * steven_ feeds sharni
21:27 <sharni> !random
21:27 <+Herb_Dean> [7290] T: 18:36:04 <sharni> Lol no Steven
21:32 <sharni> Ahhaahhaha
21:32 <steven_> haha
21:37 <steven_> !random steven_
21:37 <+Herb_Dean> [98388] T: 22:00:33 <steven_> <Mei> your face would be hurt
21:38 <sharni> Perfect response
21:45 <steven_> !random sharni
21:45 <+Herb_Dean> [78570] T: 20:54:49 <sharni> Doesn't mean he can't butt fuck you
21:49 <steven_> !random steven_
21:49 <+Herb_Dean> [91114] T: 12:02:13 <steven_> i smoke fuck all mix tho
21:52 <steven_> haha
21:53 <sharni> Hahah
22:01 <steven_> !random wanker
22:01 <+Herb_Dean> [9295] T: 20:11:11 <wanker> ;)
22:03 <steven_> !random sfx
22:04 <+Herb_Dean> [21786] T: [04:49] <sfx> she's right here in bed you faggot :)
22:07 <steven_> ayhahhaah
22:11 <sharni> Lol
22:19 <steven_> making pliv talk to breaker is the best
22:23 <steven_> !random sfx
22:23 <+Herb_Dean> [56779] T: [04:49] <sfx> you dumb cunts will never know w hat we do , we are playing you all as fools
22:26 <sharni> Lmao
22:29 <steven_> !random wanker
22:29 <+Herb_Dean> [14892] T: 20:55:21 <wanker> come
22:31 <steven_> !random wanker
22:31 <+Herb_Dean> [81266] T: 23:38:28 <wanker> im 28
22:35 <sharni> Lol
22:38 <steven_> !random sfx
22:38 <+Herb_Dean> [90687] T: [04:49] <sfx> you dumb cunts will never know w hat we do , we are playing you all as fools
22:41 <steven_> !random wanker
22:41 <+Herb_Dean> [11422] T: 23:30:18 <wanker> good area
22:45 <steven_> !random wanker
22:45 <+Herb_Dean> [76459] T: 21:24:05 <wanker> LOL
22:46 <cherri_pie> lolll
22:48 <steven_> !random wanker
22:48 <+Herb_Dean> [99520] T: 21:11:26 <wanker> dumb cunts
22:49 <cherri_pie> who the fuck is that
22:55 <steven_> wanker = pliv
22:57 <cherri_pie> pollock?
23:03 <steven_> sfx= pollock
23:03 <cherri_pie> hahahaha plivv
23:06 <+Carrot> saw this guy with a big yellow rain coat said you look like an asian fisherman
23:07 <cherri_pie> he kills it man
23:19 <steven_> !random anotherirc3r
23:19 <+Herb_Dean> [72097] T: 20:48:18 <anotherirc3r> hush narcissist
23:22 <steven_> !random wanker
23:22 <+Herb_Dean> [68665] T: 21:16:25 <wanker> like a bowl
23:23 <+Carrot> grounds keeper
23:25 <cherri_pie> its not the same without him
23:27 <+Carrot> in nut ward
23:39 <+Carrot> he he's
24:03 <sharni> !random anotherirc3r
24:03 <+Herb_Dean> [64366] T: 19:17:21 <anotherirc3r> wifeyyyyyy!
24:07 <steven_> what does this stand for
24:08 <steven_> fhritp
24:13 <sharni> !random amelia
24:13 <+Herb_Dean> [23243] T: 21:06:47 <amelia> agreed
24:18 <sharni> Lol
24:29 <steven_> fhritp
24:32 <+Carrot> !random celery
24:32 <+Herb_Dean> [77998] T: 14:15:17 <Celery> had nice shower
24:34 <+Carrot> !random celery
24:35 <+Herb_Dean> [47085] T: 07:34:24 <Celery> the only thing that gets skirmish excited is mens asses
24:40 <sharni> Lol
24:40 <+Carrot> aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhhahahhahahahahahaha
24:47 <steven_> !random wanker
24:48 <+Herb_Dean> [52952] T: 23:27:19 <wanker> yeh but im not fucked up
24:55 <steven_> !random anotherirc3r
24:55 <+Herb_Dean> [18747] T: 21:30:27 <anotherirc3r> i can look
24:59 <steven_> !random amelia
25:00 <+Herb_Dean> [45604] T: 23:19:58 <amelia> and i think he called me names and hung up ahahaha
25:02 <sharni> Ohh lah lah
25:10 <sharni> !random
25:10 <+Herb_Dean> [17120] T: 19:51:27 <sharni> Lol
25:15 <steven_> night cuntz
25:19 <+Carrot> !random celery
25:19 <+Herb_Dean> [11811] T: 14:52:45 <Celery> aaaahahahahahahaha
25:20 <sharni> !random
25:20 <+Herb_Dean> [9774] T: 20:08:07 <sharni> Lol
25:21 <+Carrot> !random celery
25:22 <+Herb_Dean> [34356] T: 20:17:02 <Celery> oh lordy
25:23 <+Carrot> !random celery
25:23 <+Herb_Dean> [98834] T: 10:48:02 <Celery> tinned spageti
25:26 <sharni> !random
25:26 <+Herb_Dean> [21993] T: 14:46:42 <sharni> I survived
25:35 <sharni> Night slart
25:40 <steven_> night!
25:43 <sharni> !random
25:43 <+Herb_Dean> [19309] T: 20:16:52 <sharni> Cunnnnttttt
25:46 <sharni> Lol
25:47 <+Carrot> !random celery
25:47 <+Herb_Dean> [78634] T: 07:24:54 <Celery> PWNNNNNEDDDDDDD
25:50 <+Carrot> lololol
26:02 <sharni> !random Herb_Dean
26:02 <+Herb_Dean> [93545]
26:33 <+Carrot> jon smears tinned spageti around his genital and anal regions
26:36 <sharni> I'm out night people
26:51 Part: sharni ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
27:02 <+amelia> !random wanker
27:02 <+Herb_Dean> [55887] T: 16:52:34 <wanker> man thestig loves her
27:08 <+Carrot> get on all 4's then calls the dog
27:12 <+Carrot> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
27:35 <+amelia> bored
27:37 <+Carrot> he just dusts this act off as "feeding the dog"
29:37 <+amelia> SoCKZie
35:49 <+Carrot> amelia
36:06 <+Carrot> did you hail king kunny on national fart a condom day?¿
36:22 <Hobo> i just had a wank
36:52 <steven_> where did u cum?
37:00 <steven_> 'in my jocks'
37:20 <+fish> amelia
37:30 <+fish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqcj0FK8URM
37:34 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ultra Shock - The Sound Of E(Miss Thunderpussy Remix) (Mar 6, 2009) Length: 6:31 - Category: Music - 31,332 views - 131 likes (97.8%), 3 dislikes (2.2%)
38:12 <+fish> if amelia was hot chick i would go all night cuase i be to scared of her hottness
38:28 <steven_> i would to
38:33 <steven_> because i would blow before i got in
38:37 <steven_> then i would last forever
38:37 <+fish> nah
38:47 <steven_> no lube needed
38:51 <+fish> im a well trained fish
38:53 <steven_> i have a self lubing penis
39:00 <+fish> nobody has made me cum
39:07 <+amelia> jeezus
39:08 <BlackDevil> joels mouth
39:12 <+fish> nup
39:15 <steven_> do u cum when u wank?
39:21 <+amelia> its 9.38pm
39:21 <steven_> or you blow dust
39:23 <+fish> i can make myself cum
39:24 <+amelia> too early for this shit
39:30 <+fish> but nobody else can
39:33 <+fish> try
39:34 <+fish> and see
39:36 <steven_> what about the vacum cleaner?
39:55 <+Carrot> ask chris
40:01 <+Carrot> he hoovers skids like thier nuffin
40:09 <steven_> haha
40:11 <steven_> hobo
40:13 <+fish> does burn outs
40:16 <steven_> how would you suck tisk's dick
40:18 <steven_> to make him cum
40:22 <+fish> u wont
40:24 <+fish> make me cum
40:45 <+fish> and its not cuase i wont get it up
40:48 <+fish> cause i can
40:54 <+fish> its just sex needs to last
40:54 <+Carrot> put a naked homosexual man in front of pissSss to make him sperm~
41:04 <+fish> nah homos scare me
41:08 <+Carrot> lolz
41:10 <+fish> i want them all shoot
41:12 <+fish> shot
41:17 <+Carrot> i got plummer on ice and whaled her for hours at a time
41:20 <+fish> or put on tasmania
41:21 <+Carrot> thats how fucken good i am
41:25 <+fish> and nuke it
41:38 <steven_> 15:11:12 <Hobo> first i would obviously take his pants down quick smart. second i would stroke his penis till rock hard. third of all id start spitting on his masculine penis. four, i would slowely suck his penis untill he cums and when he cums i will make eye contact
41:51 <+Carrot> ewww
42:17 <+fish> i blew in a hooker
42:23 <+fish> only chick could make me cum
42:32 <screws> pliv>?
42:33 <+fish> now u watch ya fucken mouth alright
43:05 <steven_> how take my eyes out?
43:09 <+fish> its all about money
43:14 <+fish> and killing off the stupid
43:16 <+fish> so do ice
43:17 <+fish> do meth
43:48 <+fish> i did lsd from san fran
43:57 <+fish> cunt made lsd died at 102
44:11 <+fish> he had so many psychedelics
44:13 <+fish> its not funny
44:33 <+fish> he died week i had sex with leso
44:36 <+fish> lols
44:46 <+fish> his job was done
45:24 <+fish> she had nice face
45:28 <+fish> sorry
45:31 <+fish> and nice butt
45:34 <+fish> and nice tits
45:36 <+fish> and lsd
45:40 <+fish> and yeah
45:45 <+fish> how could i not
46:01 <Hobo> did u jizz over her tits
46:04 <+fish> nah
46:08 <Hobo> ass
46:10 <steven_> hahaahahaha
46:11 <+fish> nah
46:21 <Hobo> facial?
46:23 Quit: fish ([email protected]) Quit:
46:26 <steven_> hahahaa
46:38 <+nate> hi fisky
46:51 <+nate> daredevil
47:06 <Hobo> lol steven how was playing legit
51:02 <steven_> it was LEGIT
51:03 <President_Trump> !slot 435
51:03 <+Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
51:08 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, . BloodTrail
51:13 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: OMG, , you might win this! FeelsGoodMan
51:15 <steven_> fuck off
51:21 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
51:24 <steven_> haahhaahaha
51:28 <President_Trump> fuck
51:30 <steven_> yes
51:36 <steven_> i got 3 jens pussy's before
51:37 Join: Exo ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
51:37 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v Exo
51:40 <steven_> $2500
51:42 <steven_> fuck this
51:44 <steven_> im going to bed
51:53 Mode: (by bios) +o Exo
52:07 <thestig> night bruh
53:32 Join: EndlessScopez76 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
53:32 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v EndlessScopez76
54:16 Part: EndlessScopez76 ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
54:16 <+Herb_Dean> EndlessScopez76 spent 44secs in the channel
55:09 <President_Trump> !slot 431
58:02 <steven_> !slot 333
58:02 <+Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
58:06 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
58:11 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
58:17 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ jensmouth ▌ jensfeet ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
58:25 <President_Trump> !slot 431
58:31 <thestig> !slot 68
58:31 <+Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
58:35 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, . BloodTrail
58:39 <steven_> o
58:41 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: OMG, , you might win this! FeelsGoodMan
58:42 <steven_> o
58:45 <steven_> here we go
58:46 <steven_> he has it
58:50 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensfeet ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
58:53 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
58:55 <thestig> lol
58:56 <+amelia> loser
58:56 <President_Trump> u loser stig
58:57 <steven_> hahahaahaha
58:59 <thestig> i got it before
59:00 <steven_> losssssssssssser
59:02 <thestig> suckers
59:02 <steven_> bullshit
59:11 <+amelia> ahahaahhaa
59:32 <+amelia> !slot 54
59:32 <+Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
59:36 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
59:39 <steven_> <steven_> !slot 500
59:39 <steven_> <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
59:39 <steven_> * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
59:39 <steven_> * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: OMG, , you might win this! FeelsGoodMan
59:39 <steven_> <steven_> gimme dat pussy
59:39 <steven_> * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 2500 points, !!!
59:39 <steven_> <steven_> YES
59:41 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting another jenspussy ...
59:47 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 108 points, !!!
59:51 <+amelia> I WIN
00:14 <steven_> amelia
00:18 <steven_> before u go to bed tonight
00:24 <steven_> read the topic babe <3
00:25 <steven_> night
00:26 <thestig> <@thestig> !slot 70
00:26 <thestig> <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
00:26 <thestig> * Herb_Dean ▌ jensfeet ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
00:26 <thestig> * Herb_Dean ▌ jensfeet ▌ jensass ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
00:26 <thestig> * Herb_Dean ▌ jensfeet ▌ jensass ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 70 points, !!!
00:26 <thestig> <@thestig> duno if i win or not
00:28 <+amelia> YOU'RE ALL LOSERS AND I WIN
00:33 <+amelia> wot topic
00:37 <steven_> this one
00:58 <+amelia> i cant see it anymore
01:10 <steven_> * Topic is 'The Truth: You don't need a fancy home gym or an expensive gym membership to get in shape or lose weight'
01:17 <+amelia> ahahahahahahahahaahaha
01:19 <steven_> * Set by amelia on Wed Dec 30 18:05:36
01:33 <steven_> mwahah
01:33 <+amelia> i never said you needed a pricey gym to lose weight
01:37 <steven_> night dawgz
01:39 <+amelia> that wasnt the discussion
01:42 <steven_> bullshit
01:43 <thestig> i win amelia loses
01:44 <steven_> you lose
01:45 <steven_> i win
01:48 <+amelia> FUDGE OFF
01:49 <steven_> like normal
01:52 <+amelia> omgosh i win
02:05 <steven_> i am that guy always infront
02:16 <President_Trump> steven_ is a POWER BOTTOM
02:17 <+amelia> i agree don't need gym to lose weight
02:18 <steven_> im that guy who overtakes you before it gets to form 1 lane
02:25 <+amelia> but that's not wot we were talkin bout
02:29 <+amelia> LoSeR
02:34 <steven_> hahah
03:33 <steven_> but i could wake up do 50 situps 50 pushups 1 hour jog
03:38 <steven_> then the same before bed
03:40 <thestig> alfeeee wins!
03:43 <steven_> i would be fit as a fiddle!
03:50 <thestig> fiddler
03:57 <steven_> what did he do DAD!
04:06 <steven_> 'uh son, he uhhh.. uhh..'
04:08 <+amelia> thats a poop workout
04:32 <steven_> my 1 hour jog = 3 hours of you joging
04:42 <+amelia> bull freakin poop
04:42 <steven_> so 6 hours of joging amelia
04:52 <President_Trump> about 15 mins of trump jogging
04:53 <steven_> in 2 hours
04:55 <+amelia> you talk pòòp
04:58 <steven_> ahahahahaa
04:59 <President_Trump> <------ #1 in sport
05:12 <+amelia> how long it take you to run 5kms
05:19 <steven_> about 5 minutes
05:25 <steven_> i run 1000 meters every minute
05:34 <thestig> 5 fucking minutes
05:35 <+amelia> ahahahaha
05:46 <+amelia> I'm gonna burn you
05:47 <steven_> hahaah ok im going to bed
05:50 <steven_> find a new clown
05:51 <+amelia> set you alight
06:09 <President_Trump> i run 5km in 4 minutes 59 seconds
06:13 <steven_> fuck me
06:15 <steven_> trump beats me
06:21 <steven_> President_Trump
06:25 <steven_> how long would it take amelia
06:33 <+amelia> you wouldn't even run 1km in 5mins
06:35 <steven_> i want it correct
06:41 <President_Trump> ummm
06:44 <steven_> <President_Trump> about 15 mins of trump jogging
06:52 <President_Trump> she runs 1000 cms every minute
06:54 <steven_> which is 6 hours
06:58 <+amelia> ahahahahahaha
07:06 <cherri_pie> i doubt anyone here could run half of what they claim they can except for amelia
07:07 <steven_> of amelia joging
07:10 <cherri_pie> you guys are so full of shit
07:11 <+amelia> I run over your loser heads
07:17 <cherri_pie> your workouts exist in la la land
07:23 <steven_> who has a fitbit
07:27 <steven_> i will destroy anyone
07:33 <President_Trump> cherri_pie what did amelia claim?
07:36 <steven_> by only having sex
07:41 <steven_> lolololol
07:51 <cherri_pie> well unlike most people who talk about fitness in here, amelia actually goes to gym
07:55 <cherri_pie> and she trains hard from what i know
08:00 <cherri_pie> what do you do?
08:03 <+amelia> YEAH
08:15 <steven_> im a kick boxer
08:16 <cherri_pie> besides sit around TALKING about the shit you do
08:17 <cherri_pie> loll
08:17 <steven_> i bash heads in
08:34 <steven_> i have a shix pack
08:36 <steven_> haha
08:41 <cherri_pie> yeh you couldnt catch amelia to bash her head in anyway
08:43 <steven_> well a few days ago i did!
08:45 <cherri_pie> coz shes too fast
08:47 <cherri_pie> so thats a fail
08:54 <+amelia> i am pretty much a Kenyan
09:01 <cherri_pie> there you go
09:05 <cherri_pie> you have it from her mouth herself
09:07 <cherri_pie> she is a kenyan
09:11 <President_Trump> cherri_pie u have obviously never been to a gym if you think only fit people go there
09:16 <steven_> hahaha
09:19 <thestig> lollll
09:25 <steven_> i need to go to bed
09:28 <cherri_pie> i just came from gym like an hour ago trump
09:29 <steven_> but this is to funny
09:38 <steven_> cherri_pie, how much money did it cost you
09:40 <cherri_pie> im not saying only fit people go there of course not
09:42 <President_Trump> steven_ and i walk into the local gym, heads turn 'fuck those two are fit as'
09:42 <steven_> then include fuel
09:51 <steven_> we walk past the windows
09:53 <cherri_pie> well since i live down the road from the gym
09:53 <steven_> and they steam up
09:58 <cherri_pie> doesnt cost me much fuel
10:05 <steven_> you walk to the gym, then your like well im done
10:05 <cherri_pie> and my membership is $55 a month
10:09 <steven_> i walked here
10:10 <steven_> good enough
10:13 <cherri_pie> which is pretty decent for a 24 hr gym
10:17 <steven_> 'posted that status in irc'
10:38 <steven_> $55 x 12
10:43 <steven_> and give us a pic
10:46 <President_Trump> http://www.cheesebrother.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Gym-Escalator.jpg
10:49 <steven_> so we can see how much its working
11:16 <cherri_pie> 55 x 12 is 620 per year i think
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11:30 <cherri_pie> for unlimited access thats ok for me
11:42 <steven_> what do you do there?
11:44 <+amelia> 55 month is heaps cheap
12:17 <steven_> i get free gym
12:20 <steven_> at beaty park
12:24 <+amelia> I wish mine cost that
12:26 <cherri_pie> im at anytime fitness
12:27 <+amelia> fuck beatty park
12:29 <+amelia> so busy
12:35 <steven_> butt to many chick will be checking me out
12:37 <cherri_pie> what do you pay amelia
12:38 <steven_> wont be worth it
12:39 <+amelia> lotsa triathletes go there
12:45 <+amelia> mine is 55 fortnight
12:52 <President_Trump> my local gym gives me free membership, they were running a campaign to attract more girls and wanted hot guys in there
12:54 <President_Trump> fit guys
12:58 <President_Trump> hot fit guys
13:08 <President_Trump> they pay me
13:11 <cherri_pie> why is it 55 a fortnight amelia
13:12 <President_Trump> $1000 per month
13:15 <steven_> yeh i got an email about that trump
13:15 <President_Trump> just to stand in their gym
13:29 <cherri_pie> it should be around 30 a fornight
13:43 <cherri_pie> is it a big name gym or a leisure centre
13:48 <+amelia> it would be less if i went on a diff membership
14:01 <+amelia> but i like access to the other room cos its away from people
14:14 <cherri_pie> yeh same, mine would actualy be more expensive if i was on another membership
14:21 <cherri_pie> i had to sign up 12 months just to get that price
14:26 <cherri_pie> anytime is a cunt with their contracts
14:30 <President_Trump> they paid me $5000 to go to their gym karaoke night coz i can run on the machine at full speed and still sing songs
14:40 <cherri_pie> you cant quit before 12 months, or you have to pay out the whole contracts
15:12 <cherri_pie> but anyway, moral of the story here gyms can be handy
15:26 <cherri_pie> you cannot do all your weights at home with youtube videos
15:34 <steven_> why not?
15:49 <+amelia> steven lifts his bong up n down
15:52 <+amelia> does that count
15:57 <steven_> so what does the gym have that you cant get anywhere else?
15:58 <cherri_pie> because their arent workouts for some muscles
16:09 <cherri_pie> well first of all it has a full set of dumbells
16:17 <cherri_pie> if you want to buy a full set be my guest
16:19 <steven_> fullset?
16:21 <cherri_pie> would probly cost you about 10 grand
16:22 <steven_> i only need my 30kg
16:31 <steven_> you may need the 1kg
16:32 <steven_> ect
16:37 <cherri_pie> god luck doing a bicep curl with 30 kg dumb bell loll
16:39 <President_Trump> i only need a car, i can lie underneath it and bench
16:47 <+amelia> AHAHAH
16:48 <steven_> i can do half of one
16:49 <cherri_pie> your pretty limited to what you can do with 1 set of dumb bells
16:51 <steven_> :]
17:04 <steven_> i have more then one
17:22 <steven_> so whats this secret that you pay $55 for?
17:27 <steven_> that you cantt get anywhere else?
17:31 <steven_> but the gym
17:34 <President_Trump> steven_ has a full set of gym equipment in his garage that his gf doesnt use
17:39 <cherri_pie> you get a full range of euipment
17:44 <cherri_pie> for every muscle group
17:50 Join: nerdhacks|90265 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
17:50 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v nerdhacks|90265
17:52 <steven_> ah
17:57 <President_Trump> !list
17:59 <cherri_pie> that is kind of a bit better than one set of dumb bells
17:59 <steven_> and you cant get that anywhere else but the gym?
18:03 <cherri_pie> you can
18:08 <steven_> oh you can
18:13 <cherri_pie> but it will cost you more than 55 a month
18:15 <steven_> so you dont need to go to the gym to be fit?
18:19 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
18:19 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v Skirmish
18:27 <cherri_pie> i think you need to go to gym to be fit
18:31 <cherri_pie> thats just my opinion
18:39 <steven_> haha
18:46 <cherri_pie> you cant do every workout from home because you dont have the equipment
18:46 <Skirmish> That's not true at all lol
18:50 <President_Trump> iron men dont do weights, they are fit
18:53 <steven_> haaha tell him Skirmish
18:55 <cherri_pie> if you want to be fit at running, then you dont need a gym
18:59 <steven_> hahaa
19:09 <cherri_pie> but if you want to lift weights you need a gym
19:18 <steven_> ah
19:23 <Skirmish> LOL you really believe that?
19:27 <steven_> he does
19:35 <+amelia> ooh ah jus a lil bit ooh ah lil bit moar
19:37 <Skirmish> You do know that every movement can be done with free weights at home?
19:42 <steven_> uhhhhh
19:45 <steven_> YUH YUH YUH
19:46 <cherri_pie> ive got skimish on ignore
19:53 <steven_> <Skirmish> You do know that every movement can be done with free weights at home?
19:53 <cherri_pie> so couldnt really give a fuck what that piece of shit says
20:01 <steven_> i agree Skirmish
20:08 <Skirmish> Has me on ignore, knows that I am typing.
20:11 <steven_> anything done at a gym can be done from home
20:12 <cherri_pie> skirmish is probably the dumbest cunt ive ever met on irc
20:14 <steven_> in nates case
20:16 * Skirmish gives cherri_pie a thumbs up
20:17 <cherri_pie> who lies about his pretend job
20:18 <steven_> a gym is fine
20:23 <cherri_pie> and tries to sound smart
20:24 Mode: (by thestig) +o Skirmish
20:37 <screws> be my cherri_pie
20:43 <thestig> people only go to the gym to pick up or perv
20:43 <screws> oops forgot youre a dude, lol
20:44 <screws> maybe not
21:11 <+amelia> free weights at home is jus a home gym
21:16 <+Skirmish> People only go to the gym to do weights for 30 minutes and look at themselves in the mirror for 30 minutes.
21:24 <+amelia> thats stupid
21:25 <BlackDevil> did you just feel that earthquake?
21:35 <cherri_pie> yep i felt that earthquake
21:41 <screws> so bitter jealous and angry. that will get you results in the gym
21:43 <cherri_pie> it was skirmish moving around the fat fuck
21:52 <cherri_pie> LOLL
21:53 * Skirmish wobbles
21:55 <cherri_pie> exactly screws
22:02 <cherri_pie> couldnt of said that better myself
22:16 <cherri_pie> im tired of all the jealous cunts on here serooulsy
22:17 <screws> go the gym or not but dont whine about the ppl who do care about their health....
22:22 <cherri_pie> i would help anyone get results if they asked me
22:31 <cherri_pie> people act like im trying to be better than them
22:32 <steven_> ?
22:35 <steven_> show me a picture
22:37 <President_Trump> if u go to a gym uve gotta spend $300 a month on supplements so u can say 'wot u using bro?'
22:43 <cherri_pie> if anyone asked me for help i would serioulsy do whatever i could to help them
22:44 <steven_> ill show you what cost my nothing
22:46 <steven_> me
22:47 <cherri_pie> and share my knowledge with them
22:52 <+Skirmish> If you believe that the ONLY way to be fit and healthy is go to the gym then you are a retard.
22:53 <steven_> and i have the UFC belt
23:01 <cherri_pie> but one thing i wont do is help jealous people who just want to see you fail
23:04 <+xm> lmao UFC belt
23:06 <screws> $300/month on supplements?
23:11 <+TokenDaRing> Skirmish: Now now, you're being "jealous" and "defensive"
23:23 <screws> Skirmish: who said that
23:29 <screws> plenty of other ways to be fit & healthy
23:35 <+Skirmish> Screws tries to rape women, as if I care what he says or implies.
23:38 <+TokenDaRing> screws: Yeah there are
23:42 <screws> http://imgur.com/KHuGqWm
23:45 Mode: (by thestig) +o screws
23:53 <+screws> `kick go eat a bag of dicks :)
23:58 <+xm> cherri_pie, when you talk to a girl at the gym that has headphones and wont reply to you, do you pull them out?
24:00 <+screws> `kick Skirmish go eat a bag of dicks :)
24:07 Kick: Skirmish was kicked by screws (go to hell :))
24:07 Mode: (by Skirmish) -o+b screws *!*@a8b6280a.iinet.net.au
24:07 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
24:07 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v Skirmish
24:18 Mode: (by thestig) +o Skirmish
24:20 <thestig> lol
24:30 <+amelia> (@steven_) and i have the UFC belt
24:30 <+Skirmish> lol you knew that is what he was going to do.
24:35 <+amelia> i laughed so hard
24:35 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9k9vzi
24:37 <steven_> there it is
24:38 <steven_> cunts
24:39 <steven_> hahaahah
24:52 <+amelia> yah the smallest picture in the worls
24:54 <+amelia> world
24:57 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllll @ screws
25:00 <screws> smallest penis in the world
25:05 <steven_> lolol
25:06 <+TokenDaRing> screws: When did you last get laid?
25:07 <+amelia> show it with your face cos i can see your lil smirk in it too ahahaah
25:08 <steven_> skype me
25:22 <President_Trump> looks like some white ethiopian
25:32 <steven_> look at them pecks
25:42 <steven_> anyone would think i paid $55 a week for the gym
26:04 <steven_> i blurred it so you guys didnt pre-cum
26:08 <+TokenDaRing> What a hottie
26:11 <President_Trump> steven_'s new year resolution 'i want to get chiseled like trump'
26:28 <President_Trump> fuck that should be everyones new years resolution
26:29 <+Skirmish> lol
26:37 <screws> TokenDaRing: you ask me the same question every time i log on
26:45 <+TokenDaRing> screws: You never answer :)
26:50 <screws> is this like some sort of oriental form of torture
26:55 <screws> i told you 630234 times
26:59 <screws> your mum last night
27:01 <+Skirmish> Just make something up to tell him then screws.
27:04 <screws> well last week now
27:17 <+amelia> with all the shit trump talks i was expecting him to be half decent, so you can imagine my disappointment when he showed me his pic and he's a fatass ranga
27:25 <+TokenDaRing> Skirmish: Like any sex screws might have had, it'll be fictional
27:44 <+xm> or autobiographical
28:13 <+TokenDaRing> steven_: You're a real hottie
28:24 * steven_ explodes
28:26 <+xm> i feel like an aboriginal artist
28:31 <+Skirmish> The only thing screws is honest about is women rejecting him and his stories about how bouncers kick him out and refuse him entry to clubs for 'no reason'.
28:32 <+xm> ive just made dot paintings in me undies
28:38 <steven_> gagagaa
28:55 <steven_> i do aborigineeee dot painting on the walls in the toliets at work
29:00 <screws> there were reasons alright
29:02 <+xm> hahaha what?
29:05 <screws> they were envious about the size of my dick
29:12 <President_Trump> wheres the pic of snotmouth
29:12 <+Skirmish> Screws best rant ever was 'Why doesn't this girl want to talk to me or see me again after the first date?'
29:18 <screws> and superior intelligence level
29:22 <steven_> no point of having a big dick when you cant use it
29:25 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooooooool
29:29 <+TokenDaRing> Hahah steven_
29:31 <screws> Skirmish: do you have a log of this
29:31 <+xm> wots_ur_iq screws ?
29:33 <thestig> lollllll
29:41 <+TokenDaRing> screws: What's your ICQ?
29:42 <screws> i dont believe in iq
29:55 <+Skirmish> Plenty of people in #melbourne can back it up screws because that is where you went to sook.
29:59 <+xm> then what is your measure of intelligence then screws ?
30:14 <steven_> <mandysmith> ashleighxtrinity is coming my place
30:17 <screws> TokenDaRing: oh youre gay. that explains it
30:22 <+Skirmish> xm: He can tie his shoes without saying the rhyme out loud to remind himself how to do it.
30:24 <+TokenDaRing> screws: Bi, thank you
30:36 <+Skirmish> = intelligence.
30:37 <screws> oh you mean the channel full of lying racist dickheads? amazing
30:45 <screws> they would back you up anyway whether it was valid or not
30:52 <+TokenDaRing> screws: It's not nice to describe yourself like that
30:53 <screws> theyre more about friendship in there than facts
31:08 <+Skirmish> Yes it's all a mass conspiracy screws. You never really did cry to a public channel about getting rejected after the first date.
31:09 <+TokenDaRing> screws: There is one fact they can all agree on, they don't like you
31:17 <+Skirmish> Stop scaring girls and maybe you will get a second date.
31:36 <screws> thanks ill put it on my checklist
31:37 <+TokenDaRing> He follows them home and looks in their windows
31:47 <+Skirmish> Always happy to help a brother in need.
31:48 <screws> in the meantime you can stop confusing and misinterpreting what i say
31:55 <screws> and re arranging it to suit your own strange needs
32:05 <President_Trump> screws how long does it take for you to run 5km?
32:28 <screws> 30/35 mins
32:28 <+TokenDaRing> President_Trump: However long it takes him to get a bus
32:29 <screws> you?
32:50 <+Skirmish> That seems like a long time. I can walk 5.4km in 45mins.
33:04 <+Skirmish> I only run if I have to. I believe running is for africans.
33:44 <+amelia> 30 is fair
33:59 <cherri_pie> omg we still on this?
34:00 <cherri_pie> ffs
34:05 <cherri_pie> what have i done here
34:15 <cherri_pie> started the great debate over gym or something haha
34:32 <screws> so you hate africans now too
34:35 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie: Send me pics of yourself in lycra thanks
34:40 <screws> or ppl of darker skin tone
34:45 <cherri_pie> umm actually i like screws alot
34:54 <screws> cheers
34:54 <cherri_pie> hes one of the normal people in here
34:58 <steven_> hahaaha
34:58 <cherri_pie> your a total fagget token
35:13 <screws> Skirmish: one thing you seem good at is pissing people off
35:18 <cherri_pie> a typical no hoper jealous irc cunt
35:25 <+Skirmish> I don't hate africans at all. I just believe that running is best left to them. They have lots of practice running from other africans with knives and shit as well as wild animals.
35:27 <cherri_pie> who has nothing better to do than hang shit on people that your jealous of
35:31 <cherri_pie> exactly like skirmish
35:36 <cherri_pie> you people make me sick serioulsy
35:41 <cherri_pie> your so fucking negative about everything
35:46 <cherri_pie> thats why you dont accomplish shit in life
36:06 <+xm> what do we need to accomplish to be a success?
36:07 <cherri_pie> every comment that you type is some negative bullshit about how what other people are doing is a waste of time
36:09 <+Skirmish> I hate people that hang shit on others! *spends next few minutes hanging shit on people*
36:09 <cherri_pie> like really
36:21 <cherri_pie> get a fucking grip on yourselves, and get a fucking mirror while your at it
36:27 <cherri_pie> other people are wasting time???
36:32 <cherri_pie> HAVE A FUCKING LOOK AT WHAT YOUR DOING
36:33 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie: I said one thing to you and I've managed to get a B1 style rant out of you
36:34 <+TokenDaRing> :)
36:37 <cherri_pie> SITTING ON IRC ALL DAY AND NIGHT
36:40 <steven_> i need to stay away from the mirror
36:44 <steven_> always some hot cunt looking at me
36:46 <cherri_pie> i know what id rather be doing ffs
36:50 <+TokenDaRing> steven_: Hahahahaha
36:59 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie: On IRC yelling at people for being on iRC?
37:01 <+amelia> steven
37:03 <+Skirmish> It is a B1 style rant isn't it. Wonder if cherri_pie is 50+ years old too?
37:04 <+TokenDaRing> Oh the irony :)
37:04 <+amelia> swear to god
37:06 <steven_> ahahahaha
37:11 <steven_> im standing up now
37:12 <steven_> shhhhhhhhhhh
37:13 <steven_> !
37:19 <+amelia> i am gonna snap your neck
37:33 <steven_> continue the cyber tommorowz
37:34 <steven_> mmK
37:49 <+amelia> fine
37:50 <cherri_pie> yelling at ppl being jealous you mean
37:53 <+Skirmish> Are you giving amelia a moisty steven_?
38:00 <+amelia> put belt away for now
38:27 <cherri_pie> no dont put it away
38:33 <cherri_pie> belt some of these cunts over the head with it
38:34 <cherri_pie> :/
38:41 <President_Trump> whos arguing?
38:49 <cherri_pie> i dunno, me and tokendafag
39:01 <+amelia> droppin cbombs
39:09 <+Skirmish> Nobody is really arguing.
39:11 <+amelia> dis channel is falling apart
39:12 <screws> i feel sorry for your fiance Skirmish
39:14 <screws> i really do
39:14 <beehhh> Canada is where my home sud be with my seven blood cousins
39:21 <cherri_pie> lolll true screws
39:23 <screws> 01:38	Skirmish	Are you giving amelia a moisty steven_?
39:25 <cherri_pie> he has a fiance? i doubt it
39:26 <screws> like seriously what the hell
39:30 <+Skirmish> screws: get with the times mate. We're married now.
39:34 <cherri_pie> yeh how can some people aim so low in life
39:35 <screws> is it just me or are 'times a-changin'
39:37 <President_Trump> screws was chasing BABYGIRL for a while
39:50 <cherri_pie> everyone has chased babygirl shes a hoe
39:58 <+amelia> ho ho ho
40:01 <cherri_pie> thats it
40:02 <+Skirmish> screws will chase anything he can nail down as a 50/50 chance of being a female.
40:06 <cherri_pie> merry xmas want some pussy?
40:10 <+TokenDaRing> President_Trump: LOL
40:12 <beehhh> he went on the wrong lane; never turn back; dickheads dont know the road or read melways
40:12 <+TokenDaRing> Babygirl?
40:29 <cherri_pie> ask pliv about babygirl
40:32 <cherri_pie> she was so fucking dopey
40:45 <President_Trump> let me rephrase that... screws is chasing BABYGIRL now
40:46 <+amelia> thats trumps woman
40:48 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uRDkGeQ79s
40:50 <screws> Skirmish: how have the little boys that youve been chasing been
40:52 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lenovo PHAB Plus Review (Sep 15, 2015) Length: 5:50 - Category: Science & Technology - 117,884 views - 616 likes (94.8%), 34 dislikes (5.2%)
41:05 <screws> are they still able to outrun you.. or?
41:07 <President_Trump> <@BABYGIRL> screws u behave or have timeout wont tell u again btw get your head out pf your ass u know nothing atleast im not chatting like u are u sound very silly
41:11 <President_Trump> ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ screws
41:19 <screws> meaningless President_Trump
41:22 <+Skirmish> lol screws is getting desperate for a reaction. When all else fails, claim pedo.
41:27 <+amelia> u sound very silly
41:29 <cherri_pie> screws is that babygirl talking to you?
41:48 <+TokenDaRing> screws sounds like he's Picard's sone
41:51 <+TokenDaRing> Son*
41:58 <+amelia> steven went to bed without wishing me happy new year
42:02 <+amelia> wot a tossa
42:04 <beehhh> as long im getting my meth hit from norell after she sells her tranny arse
42:22 <+TokenDaRing> beehhh: Wtf
42:33 <beehhh> too deep
42:34 <+amelia> this is such a weird place
42:39 <+amelia> IRC i mean
42:48 <screws> TokenDaRing: you sound like saddam hussein son
42:48 <+TokenDaRing> amelia: Play Second Life
42:50 <+Skirmish> You would have loved it back in the day.
42:51 <+TokenDaRing> That is worse
42:59 <screws> and im talkin about the demented immature rapey one
43:00 <+amelia> jeezus i am scared
43:12 <cherri_pie> freaks
43:15 <+Skirmish> screws is projecting.
43:34 <beehhh> back in the days things were different; everything was well looked-after and protected
43:37 <+TokenDaRing> screws cries himself to sleep because he's so lonely and his Realdolls don't ever talk back
43:46 <screws> what are realdolls?
43:56 <+TokenDaRing> screws: Google is your friend
43:57 <+Skirmish> Didn't you hear? His realdoll left him.
43:59 <President_Trump> i just PIGGED DOWN a cold chicken leg loloolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
43:59 <cherri_pie> thats what i was thinking
44:08 <cherri_pie> tokendafag just talking to himself as usual
44:17 <cherri_pie> hes probly jealous he doesnt have a realdoll
44:26 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie: I like how much I've upset you
44:31 <cherri_pie> oh ok
44:32 <+Skirmish> Is jealous word of the night and you get points for using it over and over again?
44:36 <cherri_pie> is that a great accomplishment in your life
44:38 <+TokenDaRing> Skirmish: Yes
44:39 <cherri_pie> youve upset someone?
44:41 <cherri_pie> loll
44:43 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie is winning that game
44:45 <beehhh> i'd lick her used vrack
44:49 <cherri_pie> what a sad cunt you are then
44:54 <screws> youre gonna have to explain to me what this realdoll stuff is about TokenDaRing
45:01 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie: Send me the lycra pics
45:08 <cherri_pie> a great accomplishment for me is when i succeed at something meaningful
45:18 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie: So, a feeling you never get?
45:20 <+TokenDaRing> I see
45:40 <+TokenDaRing> If you did something meaningful you wouldn't be trying to justidy yourself as being meaningful on IRC
45:46 <+Skirmish> When was the last time you achieved something meaningful?
45:50 <screws> Skirmish: you should find yourself other goals when coming onto irc other than harassing all the women
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46:03 <beehhh> TokenDaRing's life is worst than Skirmish due to the climate change, one gets the fire other the hail; reminds me of thor brothers
46:05 <+Skirmish> You're the only woman I harass screws.
46:09 <cherri_pie> well since people like einstein and nikola tessla failed like 100 times before they accomplished something
46:19 <cherri_pie> i dont think its necessarily a bad thing
46:25 <cherri_pie> what do you plan to accomplish
46:26 <screws> i know you harass me thats fine
46:31 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie: So the only thing in your life is failure so far?
46:31 <cherri_pie> besides trolling on irc?
46:47 <cherri_pie> well failure is better than trolling on irc
46:58 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie: Are you Pieter?
47:05 <cherri_pie> thats more of a failure than anything else i do lolll
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47:11 <cherri_pie> am i pieter
47:12 <cherri_pie> um no?
47:12 <screws> edison/tessla/einstein all failed 10,000's of times actually cherri_pie so dont listen to these losers who think they have it 'all down'
47:15 <cherri_pie> are you?
47:21 <+TokenDaRing> No, I'm not a meth addict
47:24 <thestig> OH CHERRI_pie is pieter!
47:25 <cherri_pie> you sound like one
47:31 <cherri_pie> you sure your not foaming at the mouth right now?
47:35 <screws> cherri_pie: whenever you think skirmish might be proposing a solid argument about what youve achieved in your life remember - hes a security guard
47:39 <+TokenDaRing> Yes but that's the rabies
47:43 <cherri_pie> haha i know screws
47:47 <cherri_pie> i have that fat shit on ignore
47:48 <+DYMATIZE> Can't be pieter. Doesn't say it's going to bed 100 times a night.
47:53 <cherri_pie> his words are meaningless to me
47:57 <cherri_pie> i couldnt give a fuck what he says
48:06 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie: Send the lycra pics, hot stuff
48:14 <cherri_pie> token im not gay
48:17 <+DYMATIZE> Screws is stuck in 2013.
48:20 <+TokenDaRing> Neither am I
48:25 <cherri_pie> you sound pretty gay to me
48:25 <+TokenDaRing> ;)
48:27 <screws> im stuck in 2004
48:29 <cherri_pie> asking for pics of men in lycra
48:41 <+TokenDaRing> I like pics of girls in lycra too if that helps
48:48 <cherri_pie> well you should of said girls then
48:50 <+DYMATIZE> You must be if you still believe I am a seco.
48:54 <cherri_pie> last time you said bulging cocks
48:56 <+TokenDaRing> Well yeah, I asked for pics of you
49:04 <+TokenDaRing> I thought that implied I wanted one of a woman
49:07 <cherri_pie> so your gay and want to see pics of me in lycra
49:18 <cherri_pie> no thanks
49:24 <+DYMATIZE> 2016 goals. Buy some lycra.
49:24 <cherri_pie> i dont wear lycra
49:25 <thestig> i would for a laugh
49:27 <beehhh> me & norell licked each other for 4hrs
49:36 <cherri_pie> only females do
49:43 <cherri_pie> but i can understand why you want to see me in lycra token
49:43 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie: So why don't you then?
49:46 <cherri_pie> because your a fagget
49:50 <+TokenDaRing> If females do, why aren't you?
49:51 <cherri_pie> and you like bulging cocks
49:57 <cherri_pie> because im male ovisly
50:05 <+TokenDaRing> Bullshit
50:08 <cherri_pie> why would i wear lycra if its only for females
50:21 <beehhh> norell brining .5
50:23 <cherri_pie> what exactly are you debating here
50:34 <+TokenDaRing> With a name like cherri_pie you're either a woman or a drag queen
50:36 <+TokenDaRing> Take your pick
50:39 <beehhh> brb cleaning the pipe
50:46 <cherri_pie> too bad i dont give a fuck what you think
50:54 <+TokenDaRing> Ok, queenie
51:00 <cherri_pie> ok faggy
51:04 <cherri_pie> go look at some bulging cocks
51:05 <beehhh> cum in my mouth bby
51:08 <cherri_pie> while i put you on ignore
51:14 <+TokenDaRing> HAHAHAHAHAHA
51:15 <cherri_pie> you can play there with your bf skirmish
51:22 <+TokenDaRing> "I don't care what you say" *ignores you*
51:26 <cherri_pie> 2 jealous losers
51:27 <cherri_pie> on irc
51:29 <cherri_pie> with no life
51:31 <cherri_pie> :)
51:31 <beehhh> i blew a big load into her pie hole
51:36 <+DYMATIZE> I love the hypocrisy of cherri_pie.
51:42 <beehhh> ladyboys cum little
51:44 <cherri_pie> umm i dont care what you say thats why im ignoring you?
51:47 <+TokenDaRing> beehhh: cherri_pie is a drag queen
51:50 <cherri_pie> if i cared i wouldnt ignore you
51:53 <+TokenDaRing> Get on that
51:58 <cherri_pie> your not important to me
52:08 <beehhh> no cocks no talks, did u tell her TokenDaRing
52:13 <cherri_pie> just another troll desperate for an argument
52:18 <+TokenDaRing> beehhh: cherri_pie has a micropenis
52:23 <+DYMATIZE> Sounds like cherri_pie has been listening to Tony Robins self help tapes.
52:26 <beehhh> pass
52:31 <+DYMATIZE> 'You are not important to me'
52:41 <beehhh> only if its succulent
52:51 <+TokenDaRing> DYMATIZE: Yeah, he likes to "visualise" his goals, i.e hot naked men with abs
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54:57 <+DYMATIZE> I have no idea who I am meant to be jealous of.
55:10 <+TokenDaRing> Be jealous of cherri_pie's drag make up skills
55:12 <+TokenDaRing> Clearly
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55:23 <+DYMATIZE> Screws is moments away from a rape charge and cherri_pie can't stop banging on about absolute shit.
55:33 <+TokenDaRing> Hahahahahahaha
55:57 <+TokenDaRing> screws quit
56:01 <+TokenDaRing> He's now punching hte wall
56:22 <beehhh> from uk i go to meth then canada
56:41 <+DYMATIZE> He is logging into international chats offering a place to stay to girls in Sydney for new years.
56:53 <cherri_pie> whats wrong with that
57:00 <cherri_pie> heaps of girls fuck for accomodation
57:11 <beehhh> like daddy fuct one too many
57:12 <cherri_pie> if they wanna fuck and its consensual whats the problem?
57:19 <cherri_pie> you jealous you didnt think of it? lolll
57:27 <+DYMATIZE> cherri_pie: When he did it a few years back ... the girl was so scared of him she bought someone with her to make it safer. He kicked her out.
57:32 <beehhh> http://porneq.com/show/asian+street+meat
57:54 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie literally defending wannabe rapists
57:55 <+DYMATIZE> Don't defend screws if you don't know what he is like. He's well established by his own admission that women find him creepy.
58:04 <cherri_pie> i'll wait to hear it from screws himself before i believe that
58:40 <+DYMATIZE> lol considering the shit he has copped for the new years rapey episode and complaining about girls ignoring him after 1 date he will never admit to it again.
58:50 <beehhh> last i had sex wit a woman was when i got divorced and 2001 if not mistaken
59:23 <beehhh> they not happy with frankenstein dick
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59:57 Kick: beehhh was kicked by DYMATIZE (You are banned until Cherri_pie links in main chat his lycra pic)
00:21 <+TokenDaRing> Hahahaha
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05:57 <fish> lols
06:00 <fish> hi
06:28 <fish> smart phones are mobile tapping devices
06:31 <fish> lols
07:19 <fish> theyre listening
07:21 <fish> rofl
07:50 <fish> either that or god speaks to me thru my iphone
08:01 <fish> siri is god
08:47 <fish> u know how i know this
09:03 <fish> cause a woman sent me "toxic relationships dont work"
09:09 <fish> on fb messegener
09:18 <fish> when i was at place a couple were fighting
09:24 <fish> i got that message 12 times
09:30 <fish> but only recievede it once
10:21 <fish> even sent her a message
10:28 <fish> then got it another 6 times
10:39 <fish> she only sent it once
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11:24 Kick: fish was kicked by DYMATIZE (Be sure to write!) (—I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—)
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22:03 Nick: DYMATIZE is now known as Skirmish
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23:24 <Larry_Lama911> Steven you're gay
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24:59 <fish> using fucken netbook atm
25:08 <fish> so power outs to blow up my quadcore
28:27 <+Carrot> kool
28:34 <fish> hi Carrot
28:40 <+Carrot> hi
28:57 <fish> fuken paranoid about power surges
29:05 <+Carrot> tru
29:43 <+Carrot> i quit all drugs
30:18 <fish> nice me too
30:29 <fish> not smokes but
30:32 <fish> or coffee
30:36 <+Carrot> ye
30:38 <fish> legal shit i still do
30:42 <+Carrot> smokes r good
31:00 <fish> if u can get fine for walking across road on angle
31:01 <fish> yeah
31:12 <fish> if governments that money hungry
31:23 <fish> what fine would u get for downloading walking dead
31:37 <+Carrot> lols
32:19 <fish> like i want see one movie starwars
32:29 <fish> i gonna buy bluray when it comes out
32:53 <fish> dont get me wrong i used to torrent
33:04 <fish> but u connect to all over the place
33:13 <fish> so it looks like u isis
33:32 <fish> or someshit
33:50 <fish> and utorrent doesnt just share what u downloading
34:01 <fish> its a back door into your pc
34:04 <fish> lols
35:03 <fish> even its its 1bit
35:08 <fish> not even a byte
35:16 <fish> that gets sent from every utorrent
35:23 <fish> they could share bad stuff
35:35 <+Carrot> c u
35:36 <fish> that ppl get shot for in some countrys
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36:16 <fish> legit is only way to be
36:33 <fish> and i am dam right
36:45 <fish> cause stone cold said so
38:07 <fish> like i got one pir8 software flstudio but i bought it for my iphone
38:14 <fish> and they say free upgrades for life
38:23 <fish> so i upgraded to pc version
38:25 <fish> lols
40:02 <fish> brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr back space
40:04 <fish> brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr back space
40:43 <fish> but my version of flstudio is demo version
40:51 <fish> i just load a reg file
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41:11 <fish> i downloaded it from the offical website
41:19 <fish> and avg says it has virus
41:24 <fish> lols
41:37 <fish> some eyecandy
41:39 <fish> mal ware
41:40 <fish> shit
42:20 <fish> so if demoversion install malware
42:32 <fish> why cant i have full version free
43:47 <fish> if imageline is allowed to try infect my pc
43:57 <fish> why cant i pir8 their software
44:15 <fish> lols
44:26 <fish> i own it on my phone
44:33 <fish> free upgrades for life
44:35 <fish> they say
45:31 <fish> i own windows 7
45:48 <fish> netbooks have backup windows install
45:56 <fish> system restore
46:01 <fish> im legit
46:36 <fish> i miss breaker
46:38 <fish> lols
46:40 <fish> faggot
46:44 <fish> junkie lsd
46:45 <fish> rofl
48:20 <fish> what i downloaded african music
48:23 <fish> lols
48:28 <fish> they eat bats
48:36 <fish> cause a epidemic
48:43 <fish> fuck them
49:26 <fish> they also caused aids
49:41 <fish> it was a monkey diease
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49:41 Kick: fish was kicked by Skirmish (Let the ass kickens begin!) (—I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—)
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03:51 <Child> I need a modder
04:45 <Child> my name is Child Protective Services ima take ya kids
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30:48 <AlertShirt383> Anybody modding
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54:54 <nerdhacks|14642> !LIST
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56:52 <AlertShirt383> Anybody modding ?
57:24 <AlertShirt383> !list
10:41 <Carrot> nope
14:26 <Carrot> ://
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30:23 <steven_> sup
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33:27 <Carrot> bug all
33:34 <Carrot> setting up my date for next tuesday
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57:14 <AlertShirt383> Anybody modding yet?
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35:51 <nerdhacks|70021> !list
36:12 <nerdhacks|70021> !list
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34:46 <proceededriver> hi
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41:35 <Herb_Dean> proceededriver spent 7mins 9secs in the channel
43:30 <+Abortion> http://i.imgur.com/dxWaCyd.jpg
43:41 <+Abortion> Still fucking sick
43:52 <+Abortion> <14 hours until new years
44:02 <Carrot> kool
44:20 <Carrot> !slot 500
44:21 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
44:25 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspoostains ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
44:30 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspoostains ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
44:36 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspoostains ▌ jensmouth ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 500 points, !!!
44:42 <Carrot> :]
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47:23 <+slinky_J> hot hot hot
47:26 <+slinky_J> so hot
47:52 <Carrot> \:
49:07 <+slinky_J> :(
49:10 <+slinky_J> ehehe
49:23 <+slinky_J> BF4 + beer = win
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54:32 <Carrot> nup
04:25 <+slinky_J> penis
12:50 <Carrot> mens or gurls
18:56 <+Abortion> http://imgur.com/gallery/mH9g82D
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27:18 <slinky_J> THICK DICKENS
27:20 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
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49:10 <tisk> hi WingedAngel man
49:15 <tisk> hows it going
51:10 <WingedAngel> oh u are talking to me now
51:38 <tisk> lol i dont pay much attention to irc so it wasnt on purpose
52:08 <WingedAngel> yes it was an accident you u just stopped mid conversation
52:26 <tisk> nah ppl prob came over or something
53:43 <WingedAngel> right
59:11 <sharni> Lol
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01:25 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qthFasUcnBk
01:29 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2pac-Tupac When We Ride (Mar 11, 2007) Length: 5:10 - Category: Music - 3,914,106 views - 8,382 likes (97.1%), 247 dislikes (2.9%)
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28:28 * Carrot sends the seven plagues of Egypt to sharni
28:53 * Carrot persuades sharni to eat the cyanide sandwich
29:03 * Carrot sends some DDoS in sharni's direction
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30:14 <sharni> Lol
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32:09 <Carrot> !slot 129
32:09 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
32:14 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensass ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
32:19 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensass ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting another jenspussy ...
32:25 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensass ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
32:30 <Carrot> ;//////
34:00 <Carrot> does tisk know that winged angel is a homosexual man?¿
37:12 <WingedAngel> does the world know that carrot is named that because he has a carrot deep in his ass cos no cock will go there?
37:42 <Carrot> see classic homosexual behaviour
38:03 <WingedAngel> of which u are a clear expert
38:40 <Carrot> do you cyber sex with tisk in pm?¿
39:48 <WingedAngel> why need so pointers on how to fake desireability
40:54 <Carrot> he would be an easy target for u cuz he is retarded
42:09 <WingedAngel> and dogs are an easy target for u
42:27 <WingedAngel> but they will still reject u
43:55 <Carrot> winged angel prays on young men and boys on the internet
44:20 <WingedAngel> you're an idiot
44:38 <sharni> !slot 500
44:39 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
44:41 <WingedAngel> at least use the correct word
44:43 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensass ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
44:48 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensass ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting another jenspussy ...
44:54 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensass ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensass ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
44:57 <sharni> Pfft
44:58 <Carrot> lolz
45:38 <Carrot> bumjack sharni
47:01 <slinky_J> PUNJAB MOTHERFUCK SHOT ME
47:03 <slinky_J> ahahaha
47:05 <slinky_J> bf4!
47:10 <Carrot> lols
47:11 <Carrot> sux
47:28 <Carrot> battlefront & elder skrollz onli
48:03 <sharni> Lol
48:05 <sharni> Hahaha
48:26 <sharni> I brought bf4 like 3 weeks ago...
48:31 <sharni> Still haven't played it
48:49 <Carrot> play battlefront
49:44 <Carrot> bumjack
49:44 <sharni> I don't have time to play lately
50:33 <Carrot> kool
50:36 <slinky_J> ahah
50:40 <slinky_J> i pwn on bf4
50:42 <Carrot> xbox is 4 faggots
50:44 <slinky_J> bs
50:51 <slinky_J> xbox is better for fps
50:56 <slinky_J> for bf4 way better
50:56 <Carrot> nup
51:00 <slinky_J> biggest community of gamers
51:02 <dimaa> lol slinky_J
51:04 <slinky_J> im in top 1%
51:06 <dimaa> PC is best for FPS
51:10 <slinky_J> with bf4
51:12 <dimaa> dont even start
51:15 <slinky_J> bah
51:20 <Carrot> ur mom is best for DPS
51:21 <slinky_J> if u pc and use controller ok
51:25 <slinky_J> not if u cheat usin a mouse
51:29 <Carrot> DICKS PER SECOND
51:32 <Carrot> lolzz
51:40 <slinky_J> console is where gaming is at
51:44 <slinky_J> pc is over man
51:51 <dimaa> ok not even worth arguing about. a mouse and a keyboard is 10x more accurate
51:52 <slinky_J> i stream xbox one to my laptop
51:56 <slinky_J> thats it lol
52:02 <slinky_J> accuracy
52:07 <slinky_J> is all ur worried about
52:12 <slinky_J> it takes skill to use a controller
52:12 <Carrot> i dont finks battlefront is on pc ?¿
52:18 <dimaa> "you might be a retard if..."
52:21 <slinky_J> i cant wait to get this wicked xbox one controller
52:23 <dimaa> you are slinky_J
52:31 <slinky_J> i am what
52:56 <slinky_J> there's really no arguement because each thing has it's ups and downs
52:57 <slinky_J> ffs
53:20 <Carrot> how much room does ur xbox accomodate
53:25 <dimaa> true but FPS is better on PC with a mouse and a keyboard. this is commonly known in the undustry
53:38 <Carrot> 200gig?
53:42 <Carrot> olo
54:19 <slinky_J> hahahahahahahaha
54:20 <slinky_J> yer
54:25 <slinky_J> that's bullshit
54:30 <Carrot> how much
54:40 <slinky_J> nobody cares about how great a pc is anymore
54:48 <slinky_J> motherfuckers love consoles
54:50 <Carrot> how much room does ur xbox accomodate
54:53 <sharni> Xbox for life yaaaaaaa
54:53 <Carrot> 200gig?
54:55 <Carrot> olo
54:56 <Carrot> how much room does ur xbox accomodate
54:57 <slinky_J> what sells more, pcs or consoles?
54:58 <Carrot> 200gig?
54:59 <Carrot> olo
55:00 <slinky_J> consoles
55:01 <Carrot> how much room does ur xbox accomodate
55:07 <Carrot> 200gig?
55:10 <sharni> Mines only a little bit
55:10 <Carrot> olo
55:10 <slinky_J> I have a tb hd
55:12 <slinky_J> 500gig
55:17 <slinky_J> and my ps4 is 500gig too
55:22 <slinky_J> batman limited edition
55:29 <slinky_J> dont diss me cunt we both got ps4
55:30 <sharni> Need to buy a hard drive lmao
55:35 <slinky_J> external
55:41 <slinky_J> everyone does for xbox n ps4
55:44 <Carrot> ill give you a hard drive
55:55 <sharni> With a carrot ?
56:08 <slinky_J> dimaa shits me with his prejudices
56:11 <Carrot> for free o<:D
56:13 <slinky_J> I own an expensive laptop
56:16 <slinky_J> i love it
56:22 <sharni> How much is expensive
56:24 <slinky_J> could play games on it but i just stream from xbox one
56:31 <slinky_J> so i guess that makes me a pc gamer
56:34 <slinky_J> BY DEFAULT!
56:43 <sharni> I played on steam for a bit
56:57 <sharni> Bit of pc gaming
57:02 <slinky_J> yeah i never used steam eh
57:02 <dimaa> prejudices -- maybe. Fact -- yes
57:10 <slinky_J> man
57:17 <slinky_J> you own next gen consoles?
57:20 <slinky_J> dimaa
57:26 <slinky_J> dont shit on consoles dude
57:36 <Carrot> sega saturn
57:43 <slinky_J> you could get an atari with games before a pc
57:43 <sharni> I don't know wether to buy a ps4 next or a Xbox one
57:46 <sharni> :/ hmm
57:50 <slinky_J> consoles ftw
57:57 <slinky_J> depends
58:04 <slinky_J> on what you want out of it
58:08 <Carrot> i got 1tb psf0
58:18 <slinky_J> i play FPS on xbox because the controller is better suited for it
58:28 <sharni> Lol they are pretty much the same thing
58:30 <dimaa> im not shitting on consoles at all bro
58:37 <dimaa> dont put those words in my mouth
58:39 <Carrot> good
58:42 <slinky_J> but on ps4 i got batman arkham knight and ac syndicate and the controller for ps4 is better for those games
58:46 <Carrot> cuz ull be cleanin it off bruvs
58:53 <slinky_J> I WILL PUT MY LOVE IN YOUR MOUTH dimaa
58:56 <slinky_J> ehehehehe
59:08 * dimaa squirts his load into slinky_J mouth
59:11 <dimaa> :O
59:12 <sharni> Lol
59:12 <slinky_J> k i quit that match i wasnt doin shit but blowin up tanks
59:14 <dimaa> :D
59:16 <slinky_J> WOOOO
59:20 <Carrot> woooooo
59:22 <slinky_J> i can brush my stanky teeth
59:31 <dimaa> but real talk BF4 is dope
59:38 <slinky_J> yeah mang
00:03 <slinky_J> goin back to Battlefront
00:12 <slinky_J> they needa put more in to Battlefront tbh
00:18 <slinky_J> DICE have done so well with bf4
00:28 <slinky_J> been out since 2013 and nobody wants BF5 lol
00:50 <Carrot> ;l
01:14 <slinky_J> man Carrot
01:22 <slinky_J> u got 30k battlefront
01:28 <slinky_J> u could get some good cards
01:33 <slinky_J> upgrade 3 of em
01:45 <Carrot> upgrade?
02:35 <slinky_J> dimaa this controller
02:47 <slinky_J> yer carrot after u buy a cart u can upgrade it, cost 7000
02:56 <slinky_J> i upgraded my jump pack and my um
03:00 <slinky_J> explosive shot
03:05 <Carrot> tru
03:06 <slinky_J> so explosive shot lasts ten seconds
03:11 <slinky_J> and reloads faster
03:18 <slinky_J> same with jump pack, reloads faster
03:32 <slinky_J> it's the third card i dunno about upgrading
03:41 <slinky_J> maybe homing shot
03:53 <Carrot> i didnt know u could upgrade them
03:54 <slinky_J> oh i started out as Leia today ahaha owned it
03:56 <slinky_J> yeah
04:10 <slinky_J> and with star card like um explosive shot
04:15 <slinky_J> upgrade
04:24 <slinky_J> n u can always buy more
04:31 <slinky_J> like 25 i think for a couple k
04:38 <slinky_J> 2k
04:40 <slinky_J> hm
04:44 <slinky_J> ima have to load up
04:52 <slinky_J> i run around grabbin those lightnin icons heaps
04:53 <slinky_J> lol
05:01 <Carrot> ive bought 1 card 1 skin and 2 guns the whole time ive had it
05:28 <slinky_J> i got new hair do today
05:28 <Carrot> oh ye the power-up
05:29 <slinky_J> rofl
05:39 <Carrot> i got like 60+ charges
05:40 <slinky_J> coz im 30 i got the sexy chick some gay hair cut
05:41 <slinky_J> rofl
05:46 <slinky_J> yeah nice
05:55 <slinky_J> just spend the dosh on the 3 cards u like the most
06:00 <slinky_J> n make sure u get BOUNTY HUNTER
06:09 <slinky_J> i was using scout thats the second best
06:21 <slinky_J> but with bounty hunter u get a chance at powerups after a kill
06:49 <slinky_J> tier 1 minimal chance, which i got 3 in a row on that
06:50 <slinky_J> haha
06:51 <Carrot> i got a rebel black chick with pony tail skin
06:55 <slinky_J> lmao
07:00 <slinky_J> i got rebel white chick
07:07 <slinky_J> the younger lookin one
07:16 <slinky_J> with some circle hair thing
07:22 <slinky_J> i aint a chick i dunno what its called
07:23 <slinky_J> lol
07:33 <slinky_J> as a trooper i just got a bald dude with beard
07:39 <slinky_J> COZ IM BALD
07:41 <slinky_J> WIT A BEARD
07:44 <slinky_J> !
07:48 <Carrot> that turret u put can put down with the shiled around pwns em
07:50 <slinky_J> sense make he does!
07:59 <slinky_J> ye
08:36 <slinky_J> cig time then Battlefront
08:46 <slinky_J> did u dl the free shit
08:46 <Carrot> lolz
08:50 <slinky_J> battle of jakku?
09:06 <slinky_J> has one extra map for heroes vs villains
09:18 <slinky_J> i gotta do more of that to get 7k coz i got shit all
09:19 <slinky_J> lol
09:24 <slinky_J> but i unlocked so much uno
13:50 <Carrot> kool
14:08 <Carrot> i might save another 20k then think bout spendin
15:34 <Carrot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yhyp-_hX2s
15:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eminem - Lose Yourself [HD] (Aug 6, 2015) Length: 5:24 - Category: Entertainment - 6,304,800 views - 31,816 likes (97.9%), 683 dislikes (2.1%)
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21:14 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v TokenDaRing
21:26 <TokenDaRing> Sup?
22:00 <slinky_J> hehehe got teh rat out
22:04 <slinky_J> sup tokes happy nye
22:10 <slinky_J> HAPPY NYE TO EVERY CUNT
22:19 <slinky_J> because next year will be worse! lols
24:17 <TokenDaRing> Hey slinky_J
24:22 <TokenDaRing> Happy NYE to you too
27:57 <slinky_J> cheers
28:10 <slinky_J> fkn stupid mate tellin me go LOP up the road or some places in town see strippers
29:01 <slinky_J> now he's like get a hooker.
29:46 <Carrot> happy poo year
30:09 <sharni> Lol
30:56 <Carrot> i changing pot dealers
30:58 <Carrot> wooooo
32:50 <Carrot> i gona b seeing old skool dealer
33:59 <slinky_J> fkn Carrot
33:59 <slinky_J> fkn
34:02 <slinky_J> was skywalker then
34:12 <slinky_J> palpatine trapped me with vader
34:17 <slinky_J> n i couldnt even get out
34:19 <slinky_J> or do anythin
34:21 <slinky_J> glitchy as
34:51 <slinky_J> bet george lucas got his royalties and jerked off his jew dick
35:06 <slinky_J> fuck how good would you feel to murder him
35:22 <slinky_J> Carrot The Man That Murdered George Lucas!
35:52 <Carrot> lolz
36:19 <Skirmish> Look at you two junkies go. Here's to the chance of an overdose in 2016.
36:44 <Carrot> !random celery
36:45 <Herb_Dean> [5097] T: 07:17:48 <Celery> all*
36:47 <Carrot> !random celery
36:47 <Herb_Dean> [6668] T: 12:13:32 <Celery> piss off bitch niggwe
36:50 <Carrot> !random celery
36:51 <Herb_Dean> [223] T: 10:57:25 <Celery> :]]]]
36:52 <Carrot> !random celery
36:53 <Herb_Dean> [84509] T: 11:46:43 <Celery> arrse hole cunt
36:56 <Carrot> ;/
38:26 <Carrot> nup
42:03 <slinky_J> So Skirmish
42:08 Quit: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) Quit: DED
42:09 <slinky_J> which bush pig have you fucked this year?
42:24 <slinky_J> You talk a big game but you've got nothing to prove.
42:34 <slinky_J> Go back to #melbourne with your friends.
42:36 <Skirmish> That's right. I don't.
43:36 <slinky_J> ... have any reason to be here.
43:37 <slinky_J> I know
43:40 <slinky_J> so piss off.
44:11 <slinky_J> You're a fucking loser man.
44:19 <slinky_J> All you do is talk yourself up on irc.
57:46 <sharni> !slot 453
57:47 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
57:51 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
57:56 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: OMG, , you might win this! FeelsGoodMan
58:05 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 2265 points, !!!
58:18 <sharni> Fuck yea!
59:58 <+Abortion> quit while you're ahead sharni
00:13 <+Abortion> shit I need to pack to go to Melbourne
00:15 <sharni> Quit what lol
00:20 <+Abortion> gambling
00:29 <+Abortion> lol yes I know the stakes aren't real
02:23 <+Abortion> Hey slinky_J, want to go to the Land of Promise? :P
02:45 <slinky_J> sup
02:47 <slinky_J> haha
02:52 <slinky_J> Alex put that in my head
02:56 <slinky_J> and i cant stop thinking about it
02:57 <slinky_J> LOL
03:06 <+Abortion> Is that the other computer dude you were telling me about?
03:18 <sharni> Lol
03:19 <slinky_J> oh yeah dude i dont see much
03:36 <slinky_J> just talk on fb because he usually pisses me off because he is so ocker.
03:59 <slinky_J> he's going to cricket tonight
04:03 <+Abortion> I'll have to urban dictionary that
04:04 <slinky_J> IT'S FUCKING HOT OK
04:16 <slinky_J> he's really "aussie"
04:28 <slinky_J> he has two football teams inked on his arms
04:30 <+Abortion> ah I see loool
04:31 <slinky_J> :/
04:35 <slinky_J> LOL
04:38 <+Abortion> wow now, you can't do that
04:42 <slinky_J> hahahaha
04:42 <+Abortion> you gotta pick a side
04:44 <slinky_J> LOL
05:04 <slinky_J> well I'm not in to AFL so I say just make his arm tats kiss
05:06 <slinky_J> mwa mwa mwaaaaah
05:08 <slinky_J> aw
05:23 <slinky_J> I wonder what is going on there
05:34 <slinky_J> and If I can get away with those black baggy pants
05:52 <slinky_J> I srs shrunk those black nice ones I like down a size
05:53 <slinky_J> :/
06:11 <+Abortion> How often does he say "That's gold"
06:43 <slinky_J> I can imagine him saying it all the time
06:48 <slinky_J> but he swears more than anything
06:50 <slinky_J> look
06:51 <slinky_J> lols
07:16 <slinky_J> oh he didnt swear once b4
07:36 <+Abortion> did he explode?
07:41 <slinky_J> nah
07:53 <slinky_J> he is a nice guy
07:58 <slinky_J> he means well
08:03 <slinky_J> kinda like a big teddy bear
08:09 <slinky_J> big, dumb teddy bear.
08:11 <slinky_J> O_o
08:18 <+Abortion> aww
08:24 <slinky_J> cig time
08:30 <slinky_J> shave my head after that bbs
08:52 <+Abortion> Still have to prepare for Melb ergh
09:11 <+Abortion> one thing I have to do is fix up this bike, but its horrid outside
13:35 <slinky_J> oer melb
13:43 <slinky_J> my brother went back on weds
13:51 <slinky_J> it is shit outside!
13:54 <slinky_J> brb shaving head.
16:59 <sharni> Afl sucks
21:49 <+Abortion> lol are you saying that because you're into NFL?
22:03 <+Abortion> From what I hear, AFL is vic, NFL is NSW
26:00 Join: Snorlax ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
26:01 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v Snorlax
27:14 <Snorlax> !LIST
27:50 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
27:51 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v nate
28:39 Quit: Snorlax ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
29:13 <Skirmish> You're all shit cunts so I am going to play Fallout 4 instead.
32:29 <slinky_J> done
32:36 <slinky_J> lol
32:59 <slinky_J> is there a way to play Fallout 4 without spending an entire year playing it?
33:14 <slinky_J> one shit convo with an npc after the next
33:28 <slinky_J> Skirmish, HAPPY NYE!! fkn pervert.
34:11 <slinky_J> Yeah Abortion the afl rivalry between sa and vic goes back to that
34:35 <slinky_J> I dont even get the game, people start off in one position and then run out to any place.
36:07 <Carrot> mens asses
36:23 <slinky_J> oh fk
36:35 <slinky_J> prob be a lot of men's arses at LOP tonight
36:46 <slinky_J> prob be more men out than women on NYE anyway
36:49 <slinky_J> hahahaha
36:59 <slinky_J> LOOKIN FOR 'A PLACE TO CALL HOME'
38:49 <slinky_J> well im bored so jurassic world it is.
53:13 <nate> slinky J
54:28 <slinky_J> naets
54:29 <slinky_J> <3
54:34 <slinky_J> happye nye <3
54:37 <slinky_J> sup
58:21 <slinky_J> oer I found some sun glasses
58:29 <slinky_J> this is nice!
58:34 <slinky_J> cant see too well
58:37 <slinky_J> so dark
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07:10 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v nerdhacks|42069
07:43 Nick: nerdhacks|42069 is now known as nuthin
07:57 <nuthin> dickheads
09:15 <Carrot> mens asses
09:47 <nuthin> lettuce
13:09 <slinky_J> man
13:14 <slinky_J> my new landlord sounds hot
14:56 <nuthin> like a rat
14:58 <nuthin> rat cunt
15:00 <nuthin> rat stew
15:06 <nuthin> eat the rat
15:11 <nuthin> rats tail pie
15:20 <nuthin> fucking rat
18:14 <nuthin> once a rat always a rat
18:22 <slinky_J> You just went and made a new dinosaur?
18:31 <slinky_J> aw you hate rats, sucks 2 b u
18:55 <slinky_J> jesus take sunnies off and i cant see!
19:48 <nuthin> i eat peices of rat everyday for breakfast lunch n tea
19:57 <nuthin> i fuck rats
21:32 <slinky_J> yuck
21:35 <slinky_J> ew
21:42 <slinky_J> I would eat lamb
21:48 <slinky_J> but I have never eaten lamb
21:51 <slinky_J> since last night.
32:22 <nuthin> eat a rat
32:26 <nuthin> eat those rat cunts
32:40 <nuthin> nice juicy sauteed rat
32:57 Mode: (by thestig) +o Skirmish
33:01 Mode: (by thestig) +o sharni
33:05 Mode: (by thestig) +o slinky_J
33:06 <nuthin> fried chilli rat guts
33:12 Mode: (by thestig) +o tedz0r-gorn
33:15 <nuthin> op me
33:17 <nuthin> u cunt
33:20 <nuthin> u fucking cunt
33:20 Mode: (by thestig) +o tisk
33:33 Mode: (by thestig) +v Rusteaux
33:40 <thestig> happy new year loopy
33:47 <nuthin> hehehe
33:53 Mode: (by Skirmish) -o+v-o ^pHANTOM^ ^pHANTOM^ Abortion
33:53 Mode: (by Skirmish) -oo+v bios BlackDevil BlackDevil
33:53 Mode: (by Skirmish) -o+v-o Carrot Carrot damian
33:53 Mode: (by Skirmish) -oo+v dimaa DoC DoC
33:53 Mode: (by Skirmish) -o+v-o+v erlich erlich Exo Exo
33:53 Mode: (by Skirmish) -o+v-o Herb_Dean Herb_Dean sharni
33:53 Mode: (by Skirmish) -o+v-o Simwolf Simwolf slinky_J
33:53 Mode: (by Skirmish) -o+v-o steven_ steven_ tedz0r-gorn
33:53 Mode: (by Skirmish) -o+v-o thestig thestig tisk
33:53 Mode: (by Skirmish) -o xm
34:15 <nuthin> nice
34:21 <nuthin> mass ban now
34:32 <+Skirmish> That would be funny.
34:39 <nuthin> do it
34:45 <xm> FallOit you do realise if you time out now you've fucked up the channel
34:53 <xm> -falloit*
34:55 <Abortion> ~op
34:56 <Abortion> `op
35:03 <thestig> oh dear
35:08 <nuthin> ban Abortion first
35:10 <xm> and austnet wont help
35:14 <nuthin> or breaker
35:28 <nuthin> nah BlackDevil
35:30 <nuthin> do that cunt
35:55 <nuthin> deop yaself
36:00 Mode: (by Skirmish) +oooo ^pHANTOM^ DoC Exo Herb_Dean
36:00 Mode: (by Skirmish) +ooo sharni steven_ thestig
36:08 <nuthin> aww
36:11 <nuthin> weak
36:20 Mode: (by thestig) +b *!*@107.161.B559BF.5717CE
36:23 Kick: nuthin was kicked by thestig (thestig)
36:25 <+thestig> loll
36:55 <+Skirmish> I should have just banned the whole channel for shits and giggles.
37:12 <+Skirmish> Happy new year I stole your channel!
37:22 Mode: (by thestig) -o Skirmish
37:23 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) -o thestig
37:27 <Skirmish> lol
37:35 <thestig> oops lol
37:47 <Abortion> should of done as I PM'ed yah
38:10 <thestig> OOOOO
38:28 <thestig> ask sharni for an op
38:52 <Skirmish> Sorry abortion I couldn't remember who already had ops when I removed them otherwise I would have given it back.
45:41 <slinky_J> so full
45:48 <slinky_J> i love indian food
46:03 <slinky_J> not in to the dark vaginas and assholes of indian women though
46:58 <slinky_J> why cant you go back to melb chan dude
47:42 <slinky_J> prophesied you'd be the first one in.
48:24 <slinky_J> and don't remove people from here dude
48:33 <slinky_J> ur a fuckin noob.
48:54 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit: It's the internet. You're all bald, fat and all unemployed. It's just how it is except for Picard it's real life.
49:55 <slinky_J> his nemesis is Picard?
50:08 <xm> is your enemy's enemy your friend?
50:11 <Abortion> Nah Picard is probably just a scapegoat
50:15 <Abortion> everyone shits on picard
50:24 <slinky_J> my enemy is probably my bestie!
50:32 <xm> Abortion is your enemy???
50:40 <slinky_J> well Picard does have a life
50:55 <slinky_J> Abortion is cool enough to be a nemesis
51:14 <slinky_J> only thing is I don't own a Korean car.
51:29 <Abortion> lol you're not missing anything
51:32 <slinky_J> we could watch them transform and fight in our honour
51:34 <xm> you need long hair too
51:35 <slinky_J> LOL
51:48 <xm> otherwise people will think you're a couple
51:50 <xm> from a distance
52:02 <thestig> HAPPY BDAY XM
52:08 <xm> THANX MATE
52:16 <xm> NOW GET ME A NEW CEILING LOLLLL!
52:23 <Abortion> oh is bday 2day xm?
52:31 <nate> The Prodigy - Mindfields
52:33 <xm> everyday is my birthday
52:38 <Abortion> I watch your head rock
52:44 <xm> you know how i am going to celebrate?
52:45 <nate> birthday root xm sharni will be there soon :D
52:47 <xm> pop a pill
52:48 <xm> and sleep!!!
52:51 <slinky_J> my name means death!
52:55 <slinky_J> what movie is that
52:58 <xm> sharni babes!!!!
53:04 <xm> is this true?
53:07 <slinky_J> the one where the baby goes all over the city
53:12 <slinky_J> i think
53:18 <slinky_J> and joe montagnia?
53:29 <+sharni> Fuck no
53:33 <slinky_J> anyway I have some alien food in my tum tum
53:39 <Abortion> oh hi sharni
53:45 <+sharni> Oh hey
53:48 <nate> hells yes!
53:51 <Abortion> Would you be a dear and "/op bios" please?
54:08 <nate> lolol
54:10 <slinky_J> I would bw
54:12 <slinky_J> be
54:16 <slinky_J> Dear girlfriend I love heaps
54:19 <slinky_J> we r so over
54:21 <nate> Abortion ask for a kissy!
54:23 <slinky_J> i fell in with a gang of homos
54:29 <slinky_J> and gollllly gosh!
54:31 <slinky_J> end txt
54:42 <xm> i dont know if she knows how to do it
54:45 <nate> sharni are u good at a snog!
54:59 <slinky_J> a good nose suck
55:04 <slinky_J> i mean kiss
55:05 <nate> SNOG FEST slinky_Js place
55:06 <xm> sharni, can you op bios?
55:09 <slinky_J> wiggle wigglez
55:15 <slinky_J> `op bios
55:21 <nate> Abortion dont feel the same without ops
55:23 <slinky_J> i only have 5 axs
55:24 <nate> lol
55:25 <slinky_J> lol
55:39 <nate> he likes to be on top
55:41 <Abortion> yeah, its like my hair has been cut off
55:56 <Abortion> No sampson like powers without it
55:56 <slinky_J> nate we should rub nippelzz
55:59 <slinky_J> `op
56:09 <slinky_J> why do I have axs to bios
56:12 <slinky_J> if i cannae op
56:30 <slinky_J> `op
56:41 <slinky_J> [15:26] -bios- Your level of 5 is less then the required 100 for this command
56:46 <Abortion> well bios doesn't have ops, so it can't do anything
56:53 <slinky_J> lol
57:00 <slinky_J> 5
57:08 <slinky_J> 187 nigguh!
57:08 <+sharni> `op
57:15 <Abortion> you're already an op sharni
57:20 <slinky_J> whenev i hav ops i like 187
57:20 <+sharni> Yep
57:25 <+sharni> `deop
57:27 <Abortion> You're the one who has to fix this mess and /op bios
57:33 <+sharni> Need to identify me password
57:39 <Abortion> no you don't actually
57:49 <+sharni> `deop
57:49 <Abortion> just do that command verbatim
57:53 <xm> sharni, type /op bios
57:53 <+sharni> Hmm
58:11 <+sharni> Normally works
58:14 <slinky_J> DoC damn you
58:15 <+sharni> `deop
58:18 <slinky_J> !
58:19 <Abortion> yes, because usually bios has ops
58:22 <Abortion> but it doesn't
58:25 <+sharni> Ohh
58:26 <Abortion> so we are getting you to restore it
58:26 <xm> lmao Abortion i would forget trying to explain it
58:33 <+sharni> `op bios
58:37 <xm> lol
58:38 Mode: (by sharni) +o bios
58:39 <slinky_J> Abortion dont u have access to bios
58:39 <slinky_J> ?
58:42 <slinky_J> jeepers
58:45 <slinky_J> ok can u op us?
58:46 <slinky_J> ty
58:46 <Abortion> I do
58:47 <slinky_J> <3
58:49 <+sharni> `deop
58:51 Mode: (by bios) -o sharni
58:51 <Abortion> Thanks sharni
58:54 <slinky_J> u have more than 5 i assume
58:54 <Abortion> you are our saviour
59:01 <sharni> `op
59:02 Mode: (by bios) +o sharni
59:07 <+sharni> Who am I oping
59:12 <slinky_J> assume
59:13 Mode: (by bios) +o xm
59:13 <slinky_J> he he
59:14 <slinky_J> ass
59:14 <Abortion> yes steven set me up with some level I didn't pay attention to
59:18 <slinky_J> Abortion and me
59:19 <+sharni> `op slinky_J
59:20 Mode: (by bios) +o slinky_J
59:24 <+slinky_J> fanxx
59:29 <+sharni> `op Abortion
59:29 Mode: (by xm) +o Abortion
59:35 <+sharni> All g
59:43 <+slinky_J> now I ban stephen speilberg from having anything to do with alien movies.
59:49 * Abortion blows sharni a kiss
59:52 <+slinky_J> and being friends with tom cruise
59:54 <+slinky_J> total ban!
00:10 <+sharni> Lol
00:22 <+slinky_J> when tom cruise runs in movies you cant tell how tom thumb short he is aaww cute
00:28 <+sharni> `deop slinky_J
00:29 Mode: (by bios) -o slinky_J
00:36 <+sharni> `halfop slinky_J
00:37 Mode: (by bios) +h slinky_J
00:40 <+sharni> Lmao
00:43 <+slinky_J> lols
00:51 <+slinky_J> percentage, slinky.
00:52 <+sharni> `op slinky_J
00:53 Mode: (by bios) +o slinky_J
00:58 <%+slinky_J> lols
01:00 <%+slinky_J> :P
01:08 <+sharni> `8ball is slinky_J a homo
01:10 <bios> 8ball: is slinky_J a homo?? Outlook not so good.
01:12 Mode: (by Abortion) +h Abortion
01:14 <+sharni> Lol
01:15 <%+slinky_J> phew
01:18 <+sharni> Hahaha
01:20 <%+slinky_J> was worried there!
01:22 <%+slinky_J> haha
01:30 <+sharni> So many fun things to do on the chat haha
01:35 <%+slinky_J> Abortion did you just set yourself +hiv
01:42 <%+Abortion> no I didn't set i
01:42 <%+slinky_J> or as the cool people say it +Mr Sheen
01:46 <+sharni> Brb got to vacuum me floors lmao
01:57 <%+slinky_J> all this talk about vacuum cleaners
02:02 <%+slinky_J> geting horny
02:09 <%+slinky_J> scary movie likes.
02:28 <%+Abortion> y'know I had a thought
02:29 <%+slinky_J> I THAID THISH IS TEH LAST TIEM
02:39 <nate> `8ball will sharni and abortion have many babies
02:45 <%+Abortion> this channel isn't registered, if Skirmish hadn't restored ops, we would have lost them
02:50 <nate> true!
02:59 <%+slinky_J> OH GOSH
03:05 <%+slinky_J> dont even
03:06 <%+Abortion> and everyone would have to leave and then bios rejoin
03:18 <%+slinky_J> well you guys all could cept me
03:19 <%+slinky_J> obvs
03:21 <%+slinky_J> :P
03:27 <%+Abortion> cos if not everyone leaves, ops don't get restored
03:31 <%+Abortion> because the channel is not remade
03:40 <%+slinky_J> nobody else has such a length of broom up their arse as him
03:55 <nate> i would never leave u Abortion
04:01 <nate> like a rash
04:01 <%+slinky_J> WOULD YOU LIKE IT IN THE CLOSET SIR? OR YOUR ARSE?!!
04:06 <%+slinky_J> He chose the arse.
04:06 Mode: (by xm) +o erlich
04:11 Mode: (by xm) +o nate
04:17 Mode: (by xm) +o thestig
04:20 <%+slinky_J> some good oldschoolers coming in the chan i noticed
04:22 Mode: (by nate) -o nate
04:26 <%+slinky_J> Seecs was on
04:31 <%+slinky_J> thas OLD
04:31 <nate> i wanna be on the bottom;l
04:41 * slinky_J gets out nates bottom
04:41 <%+slinky_J> soz
04:46 <nate> hmm bottom
04:47 <%+slinky_J> \:
04:52 <nate> look im jealous of dimaa
05:09 <nate> kick me slinky_J!
05:09 <%+slinky_J> i love dimaa too
05:12 <+sharni> Lol haha Nate
05:14 <nate> KICK MEEE!
05:16 <%+slinky_J> y r u not oppd
05:16 <+sharni> Nice try
05:26 <%+slinky_J> nate is nate y is nate not opped
05:28 <+sharni> `kick nate you got what you asked for
05:28 Kick: nate was kicked by bios ([sharni] you got what you asked for)
05:33 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
05:33 <+sharni> Lmao
05:33 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v nate
05:36 <%+slinky_J> wb
05:38 <+sharni> Did you like that
05:39 <nate> ohh no auto v
05:41 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd9ohpDDCRU
05:44 <nate> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
05:44 <%+slinky_J> `op nate
05:45 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica - No Leaf Clover [Official Music Video] (Oct 26, 2009) Length: 5:36 - Category: Music - 7,940,541 views - 32,389 likes (98.1%), 628 dislikes (1.9%)
05:52 <%+slinky_J> hahaha OF 5 OR LESS
05:54 <%+slinky_J> oh ma gosh
06:00 <%+slinky_J> cant it be 3
06:03 <tisk> cheers to beers
06:05 <%+slinky_J> or 9
06:07 <%+Abortion> using `op is a bios command
06:08 <tisk> release all fears
06:09 <nate> hi tisky
06:11 <nate> HI TISKY!
06:11 <%+Abortion> use the native /op command
06:13 <tisk> hi
06:22 Mode: (by slinky_J) +o nate
06:25 <%+slinky_J> ow
06:28 <%+slinky_J> teewy
06:31 <%+slinky_J> cig
06:43 <%+slinky_J> when dinosaurs kill people, I like to sit back and watch.
06:44 <%+slinky_J> brb
06:56 <+nate> is ya mum killing people
07:38 <%+Abortion> http://imgur.com/gallery/LpVYMFE
07:42 <%+Abortion> That second comment
07:47 <%+Abortion> "You can't fool me. That's a save point. The boss is coming up, isn't it!"
09:37 <%+slinky_J> looks like it'll rain
09:53 <%+slinky_J> might grab a bottle of j&b scotch
10:28 <+nate> im gonna grab a 4 pack of v's tomorrow
10:38 <+nate> go fishing ;l
10:49 <+nate> hmm fish
10:51 <%+Abortion> Those are some pretty dodgy patches of rain
10:53 <%+Abortion> won't be much
11:25 <%+Abortion> oh yeah those aren't moving really
11:29 <+nate> The Prodigy - Narayan
11:30 <%+Abortion> http://www.weatherzone.com.au/radar/sa
11:54 <%+Abortion> nate: Are you listening to the album Their Law?
12:04 <+nate> narp
13:13 <+nate> im playing fallout shelter on my phone
13:19 <%+Abortion> oh shit
13:23 <%+Abortion> I was playing that months ago
13:24 <%+Abortion> dangerous
13:28 <+nate> lol
13:37 <+nate> any hints?
13:39 <%+Abortion> yeah I had a pretty bangin fortress
13:48 <+nate> how many levels?
14:03 <%+Abortion> erm idk
14:05 <%+Abortion> lots
14:10 <+nate> 20?
14:12 <+nate> 30
14:14 <+nate> whole screen
14:19 <+nate> how long were u playing
14:22 <%+Abortion> imma get my phone
14:25 <+nate> how many people
14:40 <+nate> im only at like 70 people
15:01 <%+Abortion> I was at the limit of 200
15:11 <+nate> ohh a limit
15:19 <%+slinky_J> wow lucky the heat outside doesnt kill my headset
15:25 <%+Abortion> Then I had some taken care of
15:26 <%+slinky_J> i so wish i had a car right now
15:32 <%+slinky_J> walkin down in this head
15:34 <%+Abortion> I didn't try it in iron mode thoug
15:46 <%+Abortion> Best piece of advice. Train luck. Train luck everywhere
15:53 <+nate> ohh k
15:55 <%+Abortion> once you have luck you get money, then nothing is hard
16:09 <+nate> cool
16:17 <%+slinky_J> train
16:30 <%+slinky_J> oh ur not talkin to me
16:31 <%+slinky_J> good
16:39 <%+slinky_J> I would punch your train in the face
16:46 <%+slinky_J> and itd run me over :(
17:03 <+nate> i got a ledbeter gun straight up
17:07 <+nate> and a good char
17:26 <+nate> that normally happen Abortion?
17:39 <+nate> legendary gyn
17:42 <+nate> gun ;D
17:53 <%+slinky_J> I've had eleven beers and I'm not even pissed
18:00 <%+slinky_J> and they are almost 2 per can
18:08 <%+Abortion> Yeah I got the lead belcher gun early
18:30 <+nate> is it best to just put him in a room and raise it three times
18:31 <%+slinky_J> hm whens dan murphys close
18:40 <+nate> then goto next room
18:55 <+nate> cause he can shoot anything easy
18:56 <+nate> hehe
19:31 <%+Abortion> so I have ~19 full levels, another two with 2/3 room widths and then storage all the way to the bottom on the 2 wide rooms on the side
19:34 <%+slinky_J> shit wont load!
19:37 <%+slinky_J> i am die
19:38 <%+Abortion> 931,000 caps
19:42 <+nate> woah
19:45 <+nate> nice
19:50 <%+Abortion> yeah I played for way too long
19:56 <+nate> lololol
20:12 <+nate> do characters die exploring at all?
20:25 <%+Abortion> yes
20:29 <+nate> cause they dont seem to take much damage
20:49 <%+Abortion> The absolute limit for characters survival is about 5 days I suspect
21:03 <+nate> ahh ok
21:12 <+nate> i only go out for 5hours lol
21:32 <%+slinky_J> pff
21:43 <%+slinky_J> wish me luck walkin in the heat wit a shaved head :(
21:51 <+nate> goodluck
21:55 <+nate> preddy slinky_J
21:57 <%+slinky_J> fanzzzz
22:08 <%+Abortion> by: Training all their stats, giving them decent armor, giving them a powerful weapon (I was using gatling laser), giving a full kit of stimpacks (rad aways aren't needed in large quantities when Endurance is high), and starting from experience level 1 (because they regain health on each level up)
22:26 <+nate> ahh k
26:23 <%+Abortion> Oh yeah, one other thing
26:32 <%+Abortion> I have never ever gotten a legendary item from the wastes
26:39 <%+Abortion> idk what game changes have been introduced though
26:42 <%+Abortion> so you need lunchboxes
26:56 <%+Abortion> Which means you'll do a lot of objective whoring
27:06 <%+Abortion> because fuck paying real money
33:23 <%+Abortion> oh slinky_J, this is better than the BoM for rain tracking http://www.weatherzone.com.au/radar/sa
33:43 <%+Abortion> uses bom resources, but does more stuff
33:52 <%+Abortion> idk where it gets its lightning data from though
34:47 <%+Abortion> They also keep more radar data than the bom radar site
35:10 <%+Abortion> set Duration to 3 hours
36:30 <%+Abortion> Hmm, interesting, been a lot of dwell over Roxby but they haven't recorded a millimetre of rain
39:17 <dimaa> whos getting kicked
39:21 Join: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
39:21 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v TokenDaRing
40:12 Mode: (by Abortion) +h TokenDaRing
40:38 <dimaa> oh i was demoted :(
41:33 <+TokenDaRing> Sup?
41:42 <dimaa> i was demoted in rank
41:43 <dimaa> lol
41:54 <dimaa> now im a filthy '%' like you TokenDaRing
41:56 <dimaa> haha
41:57 <+TokenDaRing> Off to the western front with you
41:59 <%+Abortion> yeah Skirmish pulled a fast one
42:03 <dimaa> heh
42:09 <%+Abortion> Oh you did get +h ?
42:14 <%+Abortion> my client isn't showing it
42:15 <%+Abortion> weird
42:24 <dimaa> currently im (+Rirwx)
42:32 <%+Abortion> Hmm
42:33 <dimaa> according to my client
42:34 <dimaa> lol
42:35 Part: Abortion ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
42:35 <+Herb_Dean> Abortion spent 3days 15hrs 42mins 28secs in the channel
42:37 Join: Abortion ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
42:37 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v Abortion
42:38 Mode: (by bios) +o Abortion
42:46 <dimaa> no matter
42:51 <dimaa> im still here and chatter
42:54 <dimaa> err
42:56 <dimaa> chatting
42:56 <dimaa> lol
43:05 <+Abortion> Some kind of weird bug in my client apparently
43:11 <+Abortion> user list looks a bit different now
43:34 <dimaa> you guy doing anything for tonight?
43:37 <dimaa> anything fun
43:37 <+Abortion> http://www.weatherzone.com.au/news/adelaide-hits-40-again-to-ensure-hottest-december-on-record/427883
43:43 <+Abortion> "More remarkably, this is the second-highest amount of 40 degree days on record for any month, only behind January 1908 which saw 10 days."
43:57 <+Abortion> Not me
44:00 <+Abortion> stupid cold
44:20 <+Abortion> I wouldn't mind just going anywhere anyway, if not for me having to be in good shape for next week
44:32 <+TokenDaRing> Abortion: Another reason I'm glad I left Adelaide
44:41 <+TokenDaRing> Those hellwaves are never fun
58:53 <%+slinky_J> wicked
58:59 <%+slinky_J> i bought my fish another fish
59:17 <%+slinky_J> hopefully wont be lonely now
03:13 <Carrot> maybe theyll bumjack
06:28 Join: AndroUser ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
06:29 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v AndroUser
11:08 <%+slinky_J> hahahaha
11:10 <%+slinky_J> well
11:15 <%+slinky_J> this one isnt the same species
11:18 <%+slinky_J> but same lookin head
11:19 <%+slinky_J> n colour
11:20 <%+slinky_J> lol
11:41 <%+slinky_J> spose i can let him in the tank now!!!
12:43 <Carrot> he he
12:52 <Carrot> jon was molested by bill cosby
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15:58 <Carrot> sharni
15:59 <Carrot> sharni
15:59 Kick: Carrot was kicked by Herb_Dean (Are You A Carrot?)
16:06 Join: Carrot ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
16:06 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v Carrot
16:09 <Carrot> sharni
16:10 Kick: Carrot was kicked by Herb_Dean (Are You A Carrot?)
16:14 Join: Carrot ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
16:14 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v Carrot
16:16 <Carrot> ?
16:29 <+TokenDaRing> Northside Carrots
16:35 <Carrot> ?
16:44 <+steven_> loooooooool
17:40 Kick: breaker was kicked by TokenDaRing (Kick the retard)
17:41 Join: breaker ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
17:41 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v breaker
17:50 <+TokenDaRing> Feels good, man
18:19 <+steven_> *** breaker has also used the nicknames: _breaker Osskkaarr kodak
18:21 <+Abortion> Man, when I messaged you steven_, I'd forgotten that there is no registration here
18:33 <+steven_> :P
18:46 <+Abortion> So as I was saying, if not for Skirmish restoring some ops, we'd be a channel without ops
18:53 <+Abortion> as he fucked off
19:11 <+thestig> lol how can i lsiten abortion when you pm me and im deoping skirmish
19:24 <+steven_> eitherway
19:26 <+steven_> im a smartman
19:28 <+steven_> i can get it back
19:50 <+steven_> and its not the person that does it im mad it
19:56 <+steven_> its the person who op'd them
20:08 <+steven_> ;P
20:13 <+thestig> lol u guys never had a problem with skirmish being oped before
20:28 <+TokenDaRing> What'd Skirmish do?
20:28 <+thestig> Kappa
20:32 <%+slinky_J> aha they ARE the same species
20:35 <%+slinky_J> fkn so knew it
20:45 <%+slinky_J> but tiny is ignoring the new fish
20:49 <%+slinky_J> wonder what ill call him
20:58 <%+slinky_J> got Anthony Hopkins and watev this one is
21:08 <tisk> breaker
21:09 <+steven_> i dont have a problem with anyone being op'd
21:14 <tisk> with his block ascii
21:17 <tisk> smile face
21:19 <%+slinky_J> yo steven
21:20 <tisk> in colour
21:22 <tisk> o /\
21:22 <tisk> h )(
21:22 <tisk> i / \
21:22 <tisk> s /\ /\
21:22 <tisk> e ^ \/ ^
21:22 <tisk> e / \
21:22 <tisk> a == / \ ==
21:22 <tisk> s ( / \ )
21:22 <tisk> s /\ \ / /\
21:22 <tisk> h / \ ^ ^ / \
21:22 <tisk> o / / / <> \ \ \
21:22 <tisk> l / / \ / \ \
21:22 <tisk> e /\ / \ / \ /\
21:22 <tisk> ! \\\\ \/ ////
21:22 <tisk> ! VVV\ /VVV
21:22 <tisk> ! \ /
21:22 <tisk> ! \\ //
21:22 <tisk> ! // \\
21:22 <tisk> ! V V
21:22 Kick: tisk was kicked by bios (flood)
21:32 <%+slinky_J> DoC added me to 5
21:33 Join: tisk ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
21:33 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v tisk
21:38 <%+slinky_J> but I cant even op myself with it
21:41 <%+slinky_J> kinda useless dude
21:45 <+steven_> `setuser slinky_J level 100
21:50 <%+slinky_J> ty brav
21:53 <+steven_> `setuser slinky_J level 100
21:53 Mode: (by Abortion) +oo dimaa TokenDaRing
21:56 <%+TokenDaRing> I don't know what is going on any more
22:00 <+steven_> `adduser TokenDaRing
22:09 <%+slinky_J> ty bro
22:13 <tisk> add me
22:17 <+steven_> `adduser tisk
22:26 <+Abortion> Now all we need to do is make sure bios stays op'ed at all times
22:32 <%+slinky_J> yeah
22:37 <%+slinky_J> dont want skirmish reg the chan
22:43 <%+slinky_J> like u said
22:46 <%+slinky_J> lel
22:48 <%+TokenDaRing> Did Skirmish go nuts?
22:49 <+Abortion> oh idk if he'd do that
22:55 <%+slinky_J> he would
22:56 <+steven_> you cant register the channel
23:00 <%+slinky_J> he's done low down shit b4
23:02 <%+slinky_J> good!
23:05 <+Abortion> He installed himself as supreme leader for about 5 minutes
23:13 <%+slinky_J> LOL
23:15 <+steven_> -ChanOP- #nerdhacks is on the the Services Channel Ban List
23:17 <%+slinky_J> did he
23:24 <%+slinky_J> is that when he deoped us all
23:25 Mode: (by bios) +o tisk
23:32 <+Abortion> then had a change of heart and opped people again
23:33 <%+slinky_J> i wasnt watchin
23:40 <%+slinky_J> hopefully he fucks off
23:41 <+Abortion> yes thats what I was referring to
23:50 <%+slinky_J> mmm
24:00 <%+slinky_J> he doesnt like anyone..
24:07 <%+TokenDaRing> Skirmish is an odd one
24:08 <%+slinky_J> only himself.
24:11 <%+TokenDaRing> He's a bit strange
24:17 <%+slinky_J> i know that he's smart
24:23 <+steven_> he done it because slinky told him to fuck off to his melbourne chanel
24:26 <+steven_> he took offence
24:27 <%+slinky_J> but smarts dont trump personality
24:31 <%+slinky_J> LOL
24:39 <%+slinky_J> hahahahaha
24:42 <%+TokenDaRing> Skirmish gets offended too easily
24:47 <%+TokenDaRing> That's the thing, he takes it personally
24:49 <%+slinky_J> to bumjack with simba and sezz
25:06 <%+slinky_J> now I'm typing bumjack :/
25:07 <BlackDevil> Youtube: welcome 2016 alisid trance (Dec 30, 2015) Length: 3:49 - Category: Music - 16 views views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
25:12 <%+slinky_J> Abortion next time irl
25:18 <%+slinky_J> slap me for typing 'bumjack'
25:24 <%+slinky_J> right side.
25:31 <%+slinky_J> just not on the ass!
25:58 <+sharni> Carrot.... What?
26:06 <%+slinky_J> I wonder, one fish goes in, one comes out?
26:30 <+tisk> i jump up stream
26:31 <%+slinky_J> it's so small and cute i told tiny it is his responshibilz to take care uf hum
26:33 <+tisk> modding
26:35 <+Abortion> ok I'll turn up unexpected and do it
26:43 <%+slinky_J> LOL
26:45 <%+slinky_J> well
26:48 <%+slinky_J> consid nath
26:50 <+tisk> if i could afford all games
26:53 <%+slinky_J> has whacked me in the balls with a bottle
26:55 <%+slinky_J> twice
26:56 <+tisk> i would hack pc
27:05 <%+slinky_J> I did ask for it
27:16 <%+slinky_J> I like pain just not snowtown pain.. uno
27:18 <+steven_> tisk
27:19 <%+slinky_J> :/
27:22 <+steven_> /msg bios pass <pass>
27:28 <+steven_> if you havnt
27:30 <+tisk> fuck i stood up
27:32 <+tisk> no shit
27:34 <+tisk> got a beer
27:37 <+tisk> didnt
27:38 <+Abortion> Buy loads of graphics cards and set up a password cracker box
27:42 <+tisk> have my lighter
27:45 <%+slinky_J> Abortion is like "Who do I know in Snowtown!"
27:46 <+tisk> in my hands
27:47 <%+slinky_J> ahahahaha
27:48 <+tisk> lols
27:56 <%+TokenDaRing> Abortion: Be like the guy who set up a hardcore Bitcoin mining operation
28:00 <+tisk> saw down had my lighter on my lap
28:05 <+Abortion> 'course its no good if you don't have access to the password hash file
28:10 <%+TokenDaRing> And fall asleep in your computer room, get heat stroke then get brain damage because your brain expanded
28:12 <%+slinky_J> i love how they play out bitcoin in tv shows
28:15 <%+slinky_J> and dark web
28:18 <+Abortion> TokenDaRing: Nah, no one mines with GPU anymore
28:19 <+Abortion> not cost effective
28:19 <%+slinky_J> csi cyber
28:21 <%+slinky_J> the best
28:22 <+tisk> steven_
28:27 <+tisk> put ip auth
28:31 <+Abortion> well not in aus anyway
28:32 <%+slinky_J> they even layer it so the dark web is on the bottom!
28:33 <+tisk> like id
28:34 <%+slinky_J> rawwr
28:43 <+tisk> i dont want some faggot
28:46 <+tisk> using my shit
30:28 <%+TokenDaRing> I hope no one uses my shit, it's stinky and gross
30:43 <%+slinky_J> the little fish was chasing the big fish
30:59 <%+slinky_J> I name him Red Hawk
31:06 <%+slinky_J> nah i so dont
32:12 <%+slinky_J> name him dippa!
32:12 Mode: (by thestig) -b *!*@107.161.B559BF.5717CE
32:22 <%+slinky_J> nawI know
32:30 <%+slinky_J> Dylan
32:35 <%+slinky_J> like dylan thomas
32:38 <%+slinky_J> lil tim!
32:40 <Carrot> <tisk> hey is it gay if i like to huff mens used underpants and jerkoff at same time
32:46 <%+slinky_J> fk im good at naming animals
33:26 <%+slinky_J> tiny tim it is
33:51 <%+slinky_J> if they dont start rubbing against eachother soon i want my money buck
34:06 <%+slinky_J> fush sposed te b erotuc
35:18 <+tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTgKRCXybSM
35:22 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Perfect Circle - Judith (Feb 23, 2009) Length: - Category: Music - 10,039,072 views - 51,137 likes (97.9%), 1,088 dislikes (2.1%)
35:43 <+steven_> no one can use your shit
35:50 <+steven_> unless you give them your password
35:52 <+steven_> bios = bot
36:03 <+steven_> you just make up a random password
37:46 <Carrot> winged angel is a homosexual dude
38:39 <+tisk> ali sid
38:51 Mode: (by thestig) +o BlackDevil
38:52 <+tisk> like mohammed
38:58 <+tisk> ali
39:01 <+tisk> Sid
39:09 <+tisk> like sid barret pink flyod
39:17 <+steven_> did you set a password n shit or nuh
39:17 <+steven_> ?
39:23 <+tisk> me
39:24 <+tisk> ?
39:27 <+steven_> yeh
39:29 <+tisk> yep
39:32 <+steven_> sweet
39:35 <+steven_> now you can use `op `deop
39:45 <+tisk> `voice tisk
39:51 <+tisk> dam
39:51 <+steven_> /msg bios id pass
39:53 <+steven_> first
40:00 <+tisk> `deop
40:01 Mode: (by bios) -o tisk
40:03 <tisk> `op
40:04 <+steven_> y\
40:05 Mode: (by bios) +o tisk
40:05 <+steven_> :P
40:13 <+steven_> cool cool
40:28 <+tisk> i been watching wing chun
40:36 <+tisk> i got videos
40:41 <+tisk> teach u 100 moves
40:53 <+tisk> in under 97 seconds
40:55 <+tisk> each
41:50 <+steven_> haha
41:52 <%+slinky_J> man
41:53 <+steven_> my mate does that
41:54 <%+slinky_J> shit in town
41:56 <%+slinky_J> looks good
41:57 <%+slinky_J> like
41:59 <%+slinky_J> eaterys
42:01 <+steven_> wing chun
42:02 <%+slinky_J> eateries?
42:08 <%+slinky_J> wing chun is yum
42:14 <%+slinky_J> i ate that dick before!
42:17 <%+slinky_J> ;)
42:32 <%+slinky_J> you seen yip man?
42:39 <%+slinky_J> no 2 isnt as good
42:48 <%+slinky_J> just wake offa the first
43:07 <%+slinky_J> steven_ uno bruce lee wasnt the greatest martial artist of all time right
43:38 <%+slinky_J> ppl say he invented MMA
43:44 <+thestig> chuck noris is
44:13 <%+slinky_J> lee was the ali of his kind
44:23 <%+slinky_J> they both love to dance around so much
44:27 <%+slinky_J> not too much contact
44:35 <%+slinky_J> get in sneaky
44:43 <%+slinky_J> smart yeah
44:53 <%+slinky_J> def smart
45:02 <%+slinky_J> but bruce lee didnt create martial art
45:07 <%+slinky_J> wing chun
45:18 <%+slinky_J> and it's counter-part
45:23 <%+slinky_J> devised by a woman
45:30 <%+slinky_J> that was sick of women being attacked
45:58 <%+slinky_J> who dies from a pain killer anyway
46:01 <%+slinky_J> i dont believe that
46:15 <%+slinky_J> lee was on drugs.
46:30 <%+slinky_J> just nobody wants to ever say it, ruin the myth
48:06 <+tisk> ~ ~:;#_________|#####
48:11 <+tisk> fag got
49:18 <+tisk> o o <__:;;;;;;;__=====<
49:24 <+tisk> fish
49:27 <+tisk> one sec
49:43 <+tisk> ~~~~~< o ; <><
49:48 <+tisk> ~~~~~< o ; <><~~~~~~~
50:14 <+tisk> im soul provider
51:24 <+tisk> ~~~~~hit u with this
51:27 <+tisk> ( )<
51:27 <+tisk> >( ) //
51:27 <+tisk> ~~~~( )~~~~( )~~~~~~
51:30 <+sharni> I'm going to get wasted tonight!!!
51:46 <+tisk> sharni does a duck qwack
51:47 <+tisk> ( )<
51:47 <+tisk> >( ) //
51:47 <+tisk> ~~~~( )~~~~( )~~~~~~
52:05 <+sharni> Quack *
52:18 <+tisk> nah fuck off i got given life in a tablet
52:22 <+tisk> get fucked
52:32 <+tisk> i stop tablets now
52:37 <+tisk> they dont know shit i am me
52:44 <+sharni> Aww yeah
53:02 <+tisk> gonna go back to how i was for 2 years
53:12 <+tisk> fuck the system
53:28 <+tisk> and i will smashy the face in of fake country men
54:57 <+tisk> sharni my pup for u
55:01 <+tisk> merry my mess
55:03 <+tisk> . ^/\/\^
55:03 <+tisk> . //. .\\
55:03 <+tisk> . )\ /\/\ /(
55:03 <+tisk> . ( \\ // )
55:03 <+tisk> . ) / VV \ (
55:03 <+tisk> . ( /\ /\ )
55:03 <+tisk> . )\/\ /\/(
55:09 <+sharni> Yea fuck everyone
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55:53 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v nerdhacks|89430
56:01 <%+slinky_J> steven_
56:05 <%+slinky_J> I want to learn this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bokator
56:09 <%+slinky_J> since I was 19
56:10 <+tisk> i can unlock locks with my key
56:12 <+tisk> i can unlock locks with my key
56:14 <+tisk> s ^ ^
56:14 <+tisk> k / \
56:14 <+tisk> u / \
56:14 <+tisk> l / \
56:14 <+tisk> l \ ( ) ( ) /
56:14 <+tisk> e (\ / \ /)
56:14 <+tisk> n < / \ >
56:14 <+tisk> t \ /
56:14 <+tisk> o \ /
56:14 <+tisk> n / \/ \/ \/ \/ \
56:14 <+tisk> ! \ /\ /\ /\ /\ /
56:14 <+tisk> ! v v v v v
56:18 <%+slinky_J> is harder than muay thai
56:26 <+tisk> do that
56:29 <+tisk> i made that
56:45 <+tisk> i fried
56:58 <%+slinky_J> draw
57:11 <+tisk> l ^ ^
57:11 <+tisk> o ^\\ ^ //^
57:11 <+tisk> l / \W W/ \
57:11 <+tisk> o \ V\ /V /
57:11 <+tisk> l / / \ \
57:11 <+tisk> i ( ( ) )
57:11 <+tisk> i \ \ \ / / /
57:11 <+tisk> o \ \ / /
57:11 <+tisk> n /\ \ / /\
57:11 <+tisk> ! / \( )/ \
57:11 <+tisk> ! (\\ WWw //)
57:11 <+tisk> ! / V V \
57:11 <+tisk> k / \ / \
57:11 <+tisk> u / / \ \
57:11 <+tisk> l / \
57:11 <+tisk> l \ ( ) ( ) /
57:11 <+tisk> e (\ / \ /)
57:11 <+tisk> n < / \ >
57:11 <+tisk> t \ /
57:11 <+tisk> o \ /
57:11 <+tisk> n / \/ \/ \/ \/ \
57:11 <+tisk> ! \ /\ /\ /\ /\ /
57:11 Quit: tisk ([email protected]) Excess flood
57:13 <%+slinky_J> books that teach you
57:16 Join: tisk ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
57:16 <%+slinky_J> heh
57:17 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v tisk
57:17 <+thestig> loll
57:20 <%+slinky_J> heh
57:20 <%+slinky_J> wb
57:29 <%+slinky_J> books that teach you to draw
57:34 <%+slinky_J> I can draw.
57:42 <tisk> `op
57:44 <%+slinky_J> I can draw a stick figure
57:52 <tisk> i dont work
57:56 <tisk> steven_
57:59 <%+slinky_J> naw but I can draw
58:00 <tisk> bios id
58:11 <%+slinky_J> `op tisk
58:12 Mode: (by bios) +o tisk
58:14 Quit: nerdhacks|89430 ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
58:14 <+steven_> /msg bios id pass
58:24 <dimaa> lol
58:27 <dimaa> #fail
58:30 <+tisk> dam
58:32 <+steven_> /msg bios id pass
58:33 <%+slinky_J> steven_ I wont ban Skirmish
58:34 <+steven_> :P
58:38 <%+slinky_J> but bro
58:40 <+steven_> im goign to sleep
58:42 <%+slinky_J> dont add him
58:44 <+tisk> oopps
58:45 <%+slinky_J> ok
58:49 <%+slinky_J> have a good nye!
58:49 <+tisk> can u delete my pw
58:55 <+tisk> i choose again
58:58 <%+slinky_J> can delete you from life
59:00 <+steven_> ah fuck
59:26 <+steven_> (Nerdhacks) Deleted tisk.
59:29 <+steven_> `adduser tisk
59:30 <+Abortion> http://i.imgur.com/dxWaCyd.jpg
59:34 <%+slinky_J> steven_
59:42 <%+slinky_J> add me 187
59:46 <%+slinky_J> uno how i love that number
59:48 <+steven_> tisk msg bios pass <pass>
59:49 <%+slinky_J> <3
59:57 <%+slinky_J> coz of the movie
59:59 <%+slinky_J> tee hee
00:01 <+steven_> /msg bios pass <pass>
00:05 <+steven_> /msg bios id <pass>
00:09 <+steven_> yeh when i get back
00:10 <+steven_> :P
00:17 <%+slinky_J> but steven_ my nye do me 187
00:21 <%+slinky_J> plz
00:50 <Carrot> mmm
00:58 <+tisk> delete me
01:03 <Carrot> sour cream & onion pringles
01:04 <+tisk> i start over
01:05 <%+slinky_J> sure?
01:12 <%+slinky_J> Carrot
01:15 <%+slinky_J> damn kid
01:15 <+tisk> i put right pw
01:23 <%+slinky_J> y u not here
01:24 <%+slinky_J> with them
01:35 <%+slinky_J> and some kfc and some chinese food
01:38 <Carrot> tisk is homosexual loser
01:39 <%+slinky_J> and some italian beers
01:42 <%+slinky_J> and some beers
02:04 <%+slinky_J> I think I will go LOP tonite
02:21 <+sharni> Lol
02:25 <+tisk> for fuck sack
02:29 <+tisk> `deop
03:47 <%+slinky_J> aw like
03:51 <%+slinky_J> too many hours to midnight
03:55 <%+slinky_J> ima go this strip club
04:12 <+sharni> I'm going to get drunk as tonight
04:29 Part: tisk ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
04:29 <+Herb_Dean> tisk spent 7mins 13secs in the channel
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04:42 <%+slinky_J> what
04:46 <%+slinky_J> did u say drunk
04:47 <%+slinky_J> ;)
04:51 <%+slinky_J> ahahahahahahaha
04:53 <tisk> no
05:02 <tisk> `op
06:47 <Carrot> tisk is pedo
07:06 <+sharni> Yassss
07:15 <tisk> steven_
07:20 <Carrot> sharni bb
07:20 <tisk> its not working
07:22 <Carrot> hiya :]]
07:24 <+sharni> Ex is taking the boys so I'm getting wasted
07:31 <tisk> just
07:34 <Carrot> woooooo
07:40 <Carrot> come get wasted at mine
07:43 <+sharni> No
07:52 <tisk> i never get stimulation
07:52 <Carrot> ?¿
07:57 <tisk> i sit home all day
08:01 <+sharni> Lmao
08:01 <tisk> fact
08:06 <+sharni> Fiction
08:08 <tisk> i left my house twice
08:32 <+sharni> Wow
08:42 <Carrot> sharniss i got a dildo here 4 u 2 try out
08:50 <+sharni> Nah man
08:56 <+sharni> I already got one all g
09:02 <%+TokenDaRing> sharni: Going out tonight?
09:19 <+sharni> Nah just staying home and having some family over
09:26 <%+TokenDaRing> Nice plan
09:38 <+sharni> Ya
09:42 <%+TokenDaRing> I'm just going out to dinner with the fiancee, then hanging around home with her and some brandy
09:59 <+sharni> Someone's getting laid aye haha
10:20 <%+TokenDaRing> Haha, I might do some recording for once tonight, depending how much noise is around my area
10:21 <Carrot> hahahaha
10:25 <Carrot> fiancee
10:27 <+sharni> Lmao
10:29 <Carrot> this cunts dreaming
10:43 <Carrot> hes a fuck all turd
11:04 <%+TokenDaRing> Awww Joel is jealous
11:05 <%+TokenDaRing> :)
11:12 <Carrot> lols
11:43 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
12:21 <+sharni> Lmao
12:32 <+sharni> I'm actually married lmao
12:45 <+sharni> Don't get married lol honestly waste of time ahaha
14:02 <Carrot> poo eater
14:56 <%+TokenDaRing> sharni: Going through divorce process?
15:30 <Carrot> sharnys
15:34 <Carrot> wat color ur dildo
15:53 <+sharni> Nah next year.. Can't divorce them straight away have to wait one year after break up
15:58 <+sharni> It's nonya
16:04 <%+TokenDaRing> Ahhh yeah
16:21 <+sharni> Yea ... Unfortunately
16:35 <Carrot> tokenshitholes fiancee is a dood
16:37 <Carrot> lolol
16:40 <%+TokenDaRing> They should change that if there is clearly no way the marriage will last
16:50 <+sharni> Take your time with the wedding lol just make sure she is the one haha
16:58 <%+TokenDaRing> Yeah
17:03 <%+TokenDaRing> We're not rushing
17:06 <+sharni> How long have you guys been together
17:12 <+sharni> Yea there's no reason to rush
17:13 <%+TokenDaRing> Just over two years now
17:24 <%+TokenDaRing> Probably getting married maybe in 2017?
17:36 <+sharni> I had to pretty much because my ex's dad has this thing about being married before kids and shit
17:42 <%+TokenDaRing> Oh god
17:44 <%+TokenDaRing> One of those types
17:56 <+sharni> I got married just before I fell pregnant with my second baby
18:07 <+sharni> Yea otherwise I wouldn't of married him straight away
18:14 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4FPv2GGQfA
18:17 <tisk> `op
18:18 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: 75 bpm techno (Dec 19, 2015) Length: 5:21 - Category: Music - 14 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
18:31 <Carrot> marrie me
18:46 * Carrot forgets sharni in the desert. awww
18:58 <+sharni> Never getting married again lmao
19:15 <Carrot> i am married to mary jane
19:21 <%+slinky_J> fk
19:31 <%+slinky_J> I wasnt gonna do anything tonight
19:36 <%+TokenDaRing> sharni: Marry Carrot so you can divorce him and take half his stuff
19:41 <%+slinky_J> then one then another keeps sayin
19:43 <+sharni> Nah
19:45 <+sharni> Man
19:45 <%+slinky_J> go to same place
20:07 <%+slinky_J> not like it's fuck a stripper free night
20:20 <%+slinky_J> though if they like you they will fuck you in a private.
20:35 <+Abortion> Who wants some feels http://imgur.com/gallery/iOJ7svX
21:11 <+Abortion> oh shit
21:14 <+Abortion> I was scrolled up
21:17 <+Abortion> damn
22:35 * Carrot tickles sharns
23:02 <%+slinky_J> man that was a good movie
23:08 <%+slinky_J> fkn
23:14 <%+slinky_J> so many hours to go
23:16 <+Abortion> I still haven't seen the new star wars
23:19 <%+slinky_J> to just go
23:20 <%+slinky_J> out
23:22 <%+slinky_J> same
23:24 <%+slinky_J> want to?
23:29 <%+slinky_J> ill check palace
23:34 <%+slinky_J> wait
23:36 <%+slinky_J> no
23:45 <%+slinky_J> i would have to get you pick me up
23:52 <%+slinky_J> way hot to be waitin for bus or tram
23:56 <+Abortion> Can do
24:02 <%+slinky_J> hold on
24:32 <%+slinky_J> http://www.palacecinemas.com.au/cinemas/eastend/
24:37 <%+slinky_J> that's eastend
24:39 <tisk> `topic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5leA0BO5V-g
24:43 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: alisid - after light is shaded in darkness - psytrance (Aug 12, 2014) Length: 4:57 - Category: Music - 69 views views - likes (50%), 1 dislikes (50%)
24:45 <%+slinky_J> obviojoshly
24:53 <%+slinky_J> fuck these sun glasses
24:56 <%+slinky_J> cannot see!
24:58 <%+slinky_J> LOL
25:04 <tisk> fuck off
25:14 <tisk> i make more music than lot of u
25:16 <+thestig> u meant to wear them outdoors
25:17 <tisk> fucken whores
25:23 <+thestig> fuckoff tisk
25:24 <tisk> come
25:26 <tisk> at me
25:29 <+thestig> i made 200 songs last night
25:34 <tisk> bullshit
25:34 <+thestig> fuck u playing at
25:39 <+Abortion> Hmm, E session at 6:30
25:41 <%+slinky_J> hmm
25:41 <%+slinky_J> 2d
25:43 <%+slinky_J> or
25:44 <+Abortion> might struggle to get that one
25:44 <%+slinky_J> 3d
25:45 <%+slinky_J> ?
25:49 <tisk> let her be
25:49 <+Abortion> No 3D for me
25:53 <%+slinky_J> E ahh
25:54 <+Abortion> glasses make it awkward
25:55 <%+slinky_J> no shit
25:57 <tisk> with one set her free
25:58 <%+slinky_J> and no 3d for me
25:59 <tisk> or u
26:01 <tisk> end up dead
26:08 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5leA0BO5V-g
26:10 <tisk> end up dead
26:12 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: alisid - after light is shaded in darkness - psytrance (Aug 12, 2014) Length: 4:57 - Category: Music - 69 views views - likes (50%), 1 dislikes (50%)
26:15 <tisk> end up dead
26:19 <+Abortion> idk if we'll make that E sessnion
26:22 <tisk> or u
26:23 <tisk> or u
26:25 <%+slinky_J> 7 45 isnt far to go man
26:27 <%+slinky_J> thats
26:31 <%+slinky_J> from nothin
26:35 <+Abortion> yeah but we'll make that at least
26:39 <%+slinky_J> alota get ready for
26:42 <%+slinky_J> u think?
26:46 <%+slinky_J> u reckon
26:48 <%+slinky_J> ok
26:51 <%+slinky_J> im game!
26:53 <+Abortion> whats to get ready? Put on clothes, go
26:58 <%+slinky_J> ok good
27:05 <%+slinky_J> and its not fkn 3d
27:11 <%+slinky_J> thank fuck u said that
27:25 <+Abortion> I've heard people who watched the 3D say it was shit anyway
27:28 <%+slinky_J> is that the one with the pub
27:31 <%+slinky_J> i hate 3d
27:32 <+Abortion> idk if 3D have ever really been done well
27:35 <%+slinky_J> hurts my eyes
27:40 <%+slinky_J> hurt my brothers eyes
27:44 <%+slinky_J> a few of my mates
27:48 <%+slinky_J> it's not true 3d
27:52 <%+slinky_J> it's 2.5d
27:52 <+Abortion> the shutter ones hurt one of my eyes, but polarised ones are OK
27:54 <%+slinky_J> lol
27:59 <%+slinky_J> dunno why they call it 3d
28:02 <%+slinky_J> we see in 3d
28:06 <+Abortion> its still lame though, wearing them over real glasses is annoying
28:11 <%+slinky_J> but that's a mystery
28:17 <%+slinky_J> since we take in 2d
28:23 <%+slinky_J> man
28:24 <%+TokenDaRing> 3D movies are fads
28:31 <%+slinky_J> iill only say
28:37 <%+slinky_J> it ruined pirates 4
28:39 <%+slinky_J> fun movie
28:42 <%+TokenDaRing> Like, they didn't take off in the 60's, or 80's or now
28:43 <%+slinky_J> fuckd it
28:48 <+Abortion> ok 7:45
28:49 <tisk> u want fuck with bass
28:51 <%+slinky_J> oh one more i cant remember
28:54 <+Abortion> 6:00 now
28:54 <tisk> fuck u in the face
28:59 <%+slinky_J> but i remember it hurting my eyes so much
29:04 <tisk> replace you smile with cum
29:05 <%+slinky_J> i walked out gotta refund
29:05 <%+slinky_J> lol
29:07 <%+slinky_J> haha
29:08 <tisk> i drum ya mum
29:09 <%+slinky_J> ok bro
29:13 <tisk> thumb
29:13 <%+slinky_J> um
29:16 <%+slinky_J> shit
29:21 <%+slinky_J> my prob is
29:21 <tisk> u want fuck with bass
29:24 <tisk> shut up
29:27 <%+slinky_J> i need you to pick me up Abortion
29:32 <+Abortion> yeah I said thats fine
29:33 <%+slinky_J> 6pm now
29:36 <%+slinky_J> ok sick
29:38 <%+slinky_J> soz
29:43 <tisk> replace you smile with cum
29:44 <%+slinky_J> i mean suck token dick
29:47 <tisk> replace you smile with cum
29:48 <%+slinky_J> i did not say!
29:49 <tisk> shut up
29:52 <tisk> replace you smile with cum
29:54 <tisk> thumb
29:57 <tisk> shut up
29:58 <tisk> drum
29:59 <%+slinky_J> TISK
30:01 <tisk> fuck uy
30:04 <%+slinky_J> nobody is talking about you
30:07 <tisk> let me fn do
30:08 <%+TokenDaRing> slinky_J: Lol what the fuck
30:11 <tisk> my work
30:12 <%+slinky_J> I was talking about Tokens fine penis
30:18 <%+slinky_J> that I would love to stroke
30:20 <%+TokenDaRing> Hahahahahaha
30:21 <%+slinky_J> jesus dude.
30:33 <%+slinky_J> coupled with a nice baggy of two nuts
30:41 <%+slinky_J> that singe jurassic park music.
31:15 <%+slinky_J> Abortion ima go get ready now
31:33 <%+slinky_J> sit around like a fat chick in the 80s wasnt loved enough go to prom!
31:35 <%+slinky_J> EVER
31:40 <%+TokenDaRing> tisk: This is what you need, friend: https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/1933799_898572516887589_1267028046385265904_n.jpg?oh=bd935cdde20fa99b464394585cb96d49&oe=570F8149
34:07 <+Abortion> alright I'm heading over
34:10 <Carrot> tisk is gay
34:14 <+Abortion> should be 30 mins or so
35:15 <%+TokenDaRing> Have a good time, you two
36:10 <Carrot> <TokenDaRing> kunny could u slide a finger up my anus?
37:11 <%+TokenDaRing> Yes please
37:18 <%+TokenDaRing> Make sure you hit the prostate, Joel
38:27 <tisk> shut
38:27 Quit: AndroUser ([email protected]) EOF from client
39:41 <+thestig> tisk lets go
40:11 <%+TokenDaRing> Rap off?
41:12 <+thestig> fist fight
41:21 <%+slinky_J> k Abortion
41:22 <%+slinky_J> im done
41:25 <%+slinky_J> ready
41:32 <%+slinky_J> seeya soon
41:45 <%+slinky_J> well ima put on a glove he aint seen yet
41:50 Join: nuthin ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
41:50 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v nuthin
42:18 <nuthin> loser
44:19 <Carrot> tisk is a fukn carrot
46:25 <nuthin> ukupf
46:31 <nuthin> lettuce
47:35 <%+TokenDaRing> Northside Carrots
47:50 <nuthin> cunt
47:59 * thestig slaps nuthin around a bit with a large trout
51:32 <%+slinky_J> Carrot gang in the dirt
51:38 <+thestig> happy new year nuthin
51:40 <%+slinky_J> The Dirty Carrot Gang
51:42 <%+slinky_J> fuck yea
51:43 <%+slinky_J> hahaha
51:45 <%+TokenDaRing> Hahaha
51:50 <%+slinky_J> fuck
51:54 <Carrot> :]]
51:58 <%+TokenDaRing> What do you call a dildo thats been in a bloody pussy?
52:01 <Carrot> i goin 2 bed soons
52:01 <%+TokenDaRing> A carrot
52:02 <%+slinky_J> what
52:04 <%+slinky_J> ahahahaha
52:08 <+thestig> nuthin i got u a new year pressy
52:12 <%+slinky_J> ima cig
55:19 <Carrot> where my pressy
56:44 <+thestig> his pressy is a ban
56:52 <Carrot> kool
56:56 <Carrot> do it cunt
56:56 <+thestig> u want one?
56:58 <Carrot> dare ya
57:08 Mode: (by thestig) +b *!*@107.161.B559BF.5717CE
57:11 Kick: nuthin was kicked by thestig (thestig)
57:13 <Carrot> LOLOLLOLL
57:14 <+thestig> seee
57:15 <Carrot> LOLOLLOLL
57:33 <Carrot> ?¿
57:33 <+thestig> tish said i could do it
57:35 <%+TokenDaRing> Carrot: I have a present for you
57:37 <+thestig> tisk
57:46 <+thestig> ooo thats nice of you token
57:50 <%+TokenDaRing> It's in my pants
58:07 <Carrot> ewww
58:28 <+thestig> i dont know he hasnt seen anything bigger then a carrot before
58:31 <+thestig> he might bite it
58:58 <Carrot> [[:
59:25 <%+TokenDaRing> thestig: That's what the O ring is for
05:02 Quit: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) Quit: DED
05:34 <Carrot> my nuts are the size of xtra large chicken eggs at the moment ;l
18:17 Quit: steven_ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
19:36 Quit: tedz0r-gorn ([email protected]) Quit:
23:40 Join: steven_ ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:40 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v steven_
24:41 Quit: steven_ ([email protected]) Changing hosts
24:41 Join: steven_ ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
24:41 Mode: (by aura.vic.au.austnet.org) +v steven_
33:23 * Carrot beautifies sharni with some knuckle duster imprints
33:25 * Carrot throws a keyboard at sharni
33:27 * Carrot beautifies sharni with some knuckle duster imprints
36:00 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9kkrfh
37:34 * Carrot slaps steven_ with Ozzy Osbourne
47:43 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
47:43 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v nate
49:12 <dimaa> happy new year ya cunts
49:58 <dimaa> oh i was re-promoted
50:22 <nate> u are preedy again
50:58 <dimaa> idk what the symbols mean but i have an '@' again
52:00 Join: nerdhacks|90261 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
52:01 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v nerdhacks|90261
52:27 <nerdhacks|90261> anyone doing a gta money drop
52:46 <dimaa> r u asking if i break thr law?
52:46 Quit: nerdhacks|90261 ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
52:48 <dimaa> no sir
52:52 <dimaa> what
52:54 <dimaa> he gone
01:00 <steven_> !top20
01:04 <+Herb_Dean> Top 10 chatters by total spoken words: steven_ (15475) slinky_J (13484) cherri_pie (13385) sharni (8608) springaa (8514) Abortion (7945) nate (6295) TokenDaRing (6074) amelia (5802) BlackDevil (5461)
02:59 Join: SoupNazi ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
02:59 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v SoupNazi
03:05 <steven_> sarp
04:05 Quit: Simwolf ([email protected]) Quit:
04:35 <Carrot> ;l
04:39 <Carrot> bug all
04:42 <Carrot> goin 2 bed
04:54 Nick: Carrot is now known as smooworm
07:26 <smooworm> sharniiiiiiiiiiiiiii
07:49 <smooworm> do you wax or shave yur smo0o ?¿
08:56 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAA7iFKcy6M
09:00 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: Lost Frequencies feat. Janieck Devy - Reality (MÖWE Remix) [Official Lyric Video] (Aug 19, 2015) Length: 2:49 - Category: Music - 422,886 views - 3,436 likes (97.3%), 94 dislikes (2.7%)
13:30 <smooworm> i gonna be a uncle next july ._.
14:46 * smooworm steals slinky_J's cookies. Mwahaha!
14:54 <smooworm> !slot 500
14:54 <+Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
14:59 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
15:04 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jensass ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
15:10 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jensass ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 500 points, !!!
15:21 <smooworm> :]]
16:22 <smooworm> !stats
16:22 <+Herb_Dean> [smooworm] Spoken words: 1299 (6214 letters) Commands used 0. 251 lines and 6 actions.
16:34 Mode: (by bios) +o steven_
16:41 Mode: (by steven_) -b *!*@107.161.B559BF.5717CE
23:36 <+steven_> how deep is your muff
25:32 <+xm> u gon get RAPED!!!
25:37 <+xm> !stats
25:38 <+Herb_Dean> [xm] Spoken words: 3358 (17189 letters) Commands used 0. 479 lines and 1 actions.
25:39 <+xm> !top20
25:42 <+Herb_Dean> Top 10 chatters by total spoken words: steven_ (15483) slinky_J (13484) cherri_pie (13385) sharni (8608) springaa (8514) Abortion (7945) nate (6295) TokenDaRing (6074) amelia (5802) BlackDevil (5492)
41:34 <smooworm> !slot 500
41:40 <smooworm> ?
43:41 <+steven_> hey ya
43:49 Join: Oreo ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
43:49 <Oreo> Steven play bo2
43:49 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v Oreo
44:18 <+steven_> suk me
44:20 <+thestig> happy bday xm
49:05 Quit: Oreo ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
50:11 Join: nerdhacks|42069 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
50:12 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v nerdhacks|42069
50:30 Nick: nerdhacks|42069 is now known as nuthin
51:51 Kick: nuthin was kicked by steven_ (lol breaker stole y0 gurl)
52:08 Join: nuthin ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
52:08 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v nuthin
52:18 <nuthin> fuck off cunt
52:36 Join: DoC ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
52:36 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v DoC
52:38 Mode: (by bios) +o DoC
52:44 Kick: nuthin was kicked by steven_ (lol breaker stole y0 gurl)
52:56 Join: nuthin ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
52:56 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v nuthin
53:19 <nuthin> keep dreaming
53:33 <+steven_> he did bra
53:38 <+steven_> giving her jelly legs right now
53:52 <nuthin> didnt do shit
54:02 <+DoC> lol
54:50 <+steven_> looooooooooooooooooool
55:14 <+steven_> despo
56:01 <+DoC> despo for pussy?
56:28 <nate> yay JENS BOX
56:30 <nate> tick
56:45 <nuthin> ha ha ha
02:37 Join: exclus1ve97 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
02:38 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v exclus1ve97
02:47 Part: DoC ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
02:48 <+Herb_Dean> DoC spent 10mins 11secs in the channel
03:46 <nuthin> good for him
03:50 <nuthin> dog
04:58 <nate> woof
05:13 <nuthin> nate:O~)
07:40 <+steven_> DoC is [email protected] * DoC
07:41 <+steven_> lolol
08:01 <nuthin> oh LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
08:07 Join: DoC ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
08:07 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v DoC
08:08 Mode: (by bios) +o DoC
08:18 <nuthin> FAGgoTs BaCK
08:30 <nate> is he :L
08:56 Kick: nuthin was kicked by DoC (we have no faggots policy here so you can leave faggot)
09:10 Join: nuthin ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
10:10 <nuthin> lOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl
11:10 Quit: sharni ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
11:40 Quit: exclus1ve97 ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
12:10 Quit: Herb_Dean ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
14:13 Join: Herb_Dean ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
14:17 <Herb_Dean> * IRCops: BlackDevil
14:31 <nuthin> OoOOer
14:45 <nuthin> watch out every1
14:57 Kick: nuthin was kicked by steven_ (lololololol soft cock)
15:07 <+DoC> is this pullcock?
15:12 <nate> did loopy visit for xmas steven?
15:24 <+DoC> lolll loopyfaggt
17:08 <+steven_> nuh
17:35 <+steven_> he turns up randomly
25:30 Join: beehhh ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
25:37 <+steven_> hey babe
25:45 <+steven_> get ur cock out for the boyz
26:06 <beehhh> I been waiting for you
26:21 Join: AndroUser2 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
26:25 <+steven_> keke~
26:40 <+DoC> mentalsonnn
26:42 <+DoC> looooooooooooooool
27:20 <beehhh> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/weather/12075282/North-Pole-temperatures-spike-above-freezing-as-Storm-Frank-sends-warm-air-north.html
28:13 Join: nerdhacks|90285 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
29:05 Join: darkfyre ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
29:25 Quit: darkfyre ([email protected]) Quit: PanicBNC - http://PanicBNC.net
30:38 Quit: AndroUser2 ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
32:25 <beehhh> http://time.com/4164104/north-pole-temperature-heat/
32:34 Nick: nerdhacks|90285 is now known as Exclus1ve97
32:38 <+steven_> i got a sore neck
32:51 Join: nuthin ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
32:56 <nuthin> fuck off idiot
33:11 <+steven_> shut up
33:17 <+steven_> why do you even join here loser
33:34 <nuthin> becoz i can
33:39 <+steven_> jen isnt here bro
33:48 <+steven_> even if she was, she wants breaker
33:53 Join: CodeeKnight ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
33:59 <+steven_> she likes his soft cock betteer
33:59 <nuthin> whatever faggot
34:05 <CodeeKnight> LOOOOOOLLLLLL
34:10 <nuthin> keep talking smack
34:13 <Exclus1ve97> lmao gottem
34:17 <+steven_> keep danging smack
34:44 <+steven_> did jen smoke some crack when she was oveR?
35:12 <+DoC> jen having meth with pliv atm
35:20 <+steven_> lool
35:36 * steven_ watches nuthin's heart break
35:45 <CodeeKnight> looooooollllll
35:50 <nuthin> yeah sure buddy
36:11 <+steven_> ;P~
39:57 Join: nerdhacks|4225 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
40:46 <+steven_> how pollock brags about eating out jen
40:52 <+steven_> when the night before she was with darren
40:59 Join: shadsam ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
41:03 <shadsam> DAVID POLLOCK GOT ASSFUCKED RAPED BY ROBERT INGHAM.
41:04 <+steven_> maybe pollock is gay
41:05 <+steven_> haha
41:15 <+steven_> sup shads
41:19 <+DoC> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
41:24 <shadsam> chiln dude
41:30 <+DoC> pollock has aids
41:30 Mode: (by steven_) +o shadsam
41:41 <shadsam> DAVID POLLOCK GOT ASSFUCKED RAPED BY ROBERT INGHAM.
41:47 <shadsam> lololol
41:48 <+steven_> hahaa
41:53 <CodeeKnight> fuck off shadsam
41:54 <shadsam> meow
41:57 <CodeeKnight> I know where you live
41:59 <+steven_> CodeeKnight = pollock
42:01 <CodeeKnight> knock knock
42:03 <+DoC> wayno martin is a rapist
42:04 <nerdhacks|4225> wtf is this site about?
42:07 <nate> shadsam back in da hood
42:10 <+DoC> what happened to that girl u raped shadsam?
42:12 <+steven_> its about penis
42:12 * shadsam puts on his Ski mask and stalks CodeeKnight for a while. One day shadsam sees CodeeKnight walking with somone he doesn't like. shadsam becomes insanely jealous and slices CodeeKnight's throat. When the IRCops ask who did it, shadsam blamed it on OJ Simpson!!
42:23 <+steven_> ircops
42:24 <+steven_> hahaah
42:26 Quit: nerdhacks|4225 ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
42:29 <+DoC> loll
42:31 * shadsam sees CodeeKnight smiling at him.
42:32 * shadsam notices CodeeKnight's teeth are GREEN and ROTTEN!
42:32 * shadsam being such a grea person decides to help him out :)
42:32 * shadsam Gets some pliers and rips out CodeeKnight's teeth one by one.
42:32 <shadsam> CodeeKnight SCREAMS OUCH!!!!!!!!!
42:32 Kick: CodeeKnight was kicked by shadsam (Oops I forgot the fucking Novicane! (7tH §p|-|ê®é)
42:39 <+DoC> lololol
42:40 <shadsam> lolololol
42:41 <+steven_> hahaha
42:43 <nuthin> i agree shadsam
42:45 Join: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
42:45 Join: CodeeKnight ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
42:48 <+steven_> fuck up nuthin
42:49 <CodeeKnight> fuck off wayne
42:49 <+steven_> faggot
42:52 <+DoC> wayno martin faggot
42:58 Mode: (by shadsam) +v TokenDaRing
43:00 <TokenDaRing> Waynooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
43:04 <+DoC> tell us what happened to that girl u raped faggot
43:04 <CodeeKnight> fuck up DoC I own you cunt
43:12 Mode: (by bios) +o TokenDaRing
43:18 <shadsam> back in da hood imhos
43:24 Mode: (by DoC) +o CodeeKnight
43:30 <+DoC> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
43:32 <CodeeKnight> shadsam got hacked
43:33 <+TokenDaRing> shadsam: Your music is worse than tisk's
43:36 <CodeeKnight> time to start up the ddos
43:36 * shadsam whips out his 2 Foot Schlong and presses it against CodeeKnight's forehead
43:42 <CodeeKnight> LOOOOLLLLLLL
43:47 <+DoC> LOL
43:49 * shadsam sees that CodeeKnight likes to flood
43:49 * shadsam doesn't like people who flood him or #nerdhacks
43:49 * shadsam dumps a bucket of water on CodeeKnight
43:49 * shadsam asks "Hows that for a flood?"
43:49 Kick: CodeeKnight was kicked by shadsam (Your all washed up! (7tH §p|-|ê®é)
43:49 <+steven_> ahahaha
43:57 Join: CodeeKnight ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
44:02 <+steven_> get rekt pollock
44:07 Mode: (by DoC) -o shadsam
44:10 <+TokenDaRing> Wait, that's Oskar?
44:10 Quit: TheJunkie ([email protected]) Connection closed
44:11 <+DoC> faggot
44:14 * shadsam wonders why CodeeKnight is in a SEX CHANNEL?
44:14 * shadsam doesn't like horney losers in #nerdhacks !!
44:16 <+DoC> dont kick anyone
44:27 * shadsam Gets up and gets a beer for shadsam and everyone in #nerdhacks
44:30 <+DoC> nah thats not oskar
44:31 <nuthin> kick pollock
44:35 Join: sharni ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
44:36 Join: TheJunkie ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
44:36 <shadsam> DAVID POLLOCK GOT ASSFUCKED RAPED BY ROBERT INGHAM.
44:38 <nate> sex channel lolol
44:38 <+steven_> haahahah
44:38 <+DoC> breaker = oskar = pullcock
44:42 <+DoC> looooooooooooooooool
44:50 <CodeeKnight> There is lovely Sharni
44:52 <sharni> HEY SLARTS
44:55 <sharni> lol
44:59 <sharni> So lovely
45:04 <CodeeKnight> indeed
45:05 * steven_ fills up sharni's mouth
45:05 <+xm> sharni, you need to drink a lil bit more
45:06 Mode: (by DoC) +o CodeeKnight
45:07 <+xm> relax a lil
45:11 * shadsam pulls out his chainsaw and Hacks apart sharni from limb to limb
45:17 <+steven_> ahahah
45:23 <sharni> I'm so drunk already lmao
45:25 <shadsam> 4da92dc6.irccloud.com
45:30 <+xm> you need to be drunkererer
45:32 <sharni> I feel like vomiting
45:36 <sharni> Lol
45:36 <+xm> oh no
45:42 <sharni> Nah I'm fine
45:42 Quit: Exclus1ve97 ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
45:46 <sharni> I hope...
45:47 <+steven_> pics or it didnt happen
45:56 <+steven_> tits out
45:58 Nick: CodeeKnight is now known as JetstreamSam
46:00 <sharni> I'm only on my 4 th drink
46:00 <+xm> well GTFO out of my black holden ute
46:02 <sharni> No
46:06 <+xm> i dont want you spewin in here!!!
46:10 <JetstreamSam> We will see how long it takes for the bans to happen now
46:11 <sharni> Fine... Than
46:13 <sharni> Cunt
46:20 <nuthin> weak
46:27 <JetstreamSam> nuthin = loopy?
46:40 <sharni> I know
46:47 Join: calipo ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
46:49 <sharni> Shows I don't drink much
47:08 <sharni> But it has 1 and a half shots of Malibu and 1 and a half shots of something else
47:19 <sharni> So that equals 3 shots per drink
47:28 <sharni> So technically that's 12 shots
47:37 <sharni> !slot 500
47:37 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
47:42 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
47:46 <JetstreamSam> rofl
47:47 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensass ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
47:52 <JetstreamSam> !nigger
47:52 <Herb_Dean> [98364] Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians?
47:53 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensass ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
47:56 <Herb_Dean> [98364] A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
48:01 <sharni> Awwww
48:07 <sharni> No pussy for me tonight
48:07 Kick: beehhh was kicked by TokenDaRing (Go clean your skin)
48:17 <+TokenDaRing> Hopefully that starts him up
48:21 <+steven_> haha
48:26 <JetstreamSam> A good racism type film was that Django Unchained
48:36 <JetstreamSam> almost as good as American History X
48:39 <+DoC> loll
48:41 <+xm> i loved the Uncle Tom character in that
48:48 <sharni> Aw yeah
50:01 <sharni> La la la la la
50:05 <sharni> La Ka la la she d
53:58 <nuthin> yessssssss
53:59 <sharni> Faggets
54:03 <sharni> Your no fun
54:10 <nuthin> nooooooooooooo
54:21 <JetstreamSam> sing some more for us sharni
54:28 <JetstreamSam> Abortion wants to make a request
54:45 <nuthin> who's JetstreamSam
54:49 <nuthin> fag?
54:58 <+xm> sharni, sing on cam
55:00 <+xm> record it
55:06 <+xm> we can make it viral
55:07 <sharni> ALLAHU AKBAR
55:10 <+xm> sing about your love for Abortion
55:13 <sharni> lmao
55:15 <+xm> we know it's true
55:18 <+xm> dont keep it inside girl
55:21 <sharni> Nah man
55:24 <+xm> you know it, we know it
55:26 <sharni> I'll keep it inside
55:27 <+xm> let it out
55:31 <JetstreamSam> We are going to have a best nerdhacks couple competition btw
55:32 <JetstreamSam> 2015
55:33 <sharni> Cause it ain't true brahhhh
55:36 <+xm> OK maybe it is not time yet sharni
55:41 <+xm> let the love inside you grow
55:43 <+xm> when it blossoms
55:49 <+xm> you know when you're ready
55:51 <sharni> I'll take a pic of me and my snake... Best couple ever
55:59 <+xm> you have a snake for real?
56:04 <sharni> Yea
56:07 <+xm> girls with pet snakes are always the weirdest
56:13 <sharni> Yolo
56:18 <+xm> sozz but true
56:20 <JetstreamSam> oh you have snakes sharni?
56:21 <sharni> My snake likes to sit in my boobs
56:27 Join: AndroUser2 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
56:29 <sharni> Yas
56:31 <+xm> i demand pic of snake
56:35 <nuthin> dog
56:35 <JetstreamSam> I have a friend who has maybe 10 ish snakes
56:43 <JetstreamSam> and then shes god spiders and lizards and shit too
56:52 <JetstreamSam> yeah post a pic of your snake
56:56 <+xm> it's really for shock factor
56:58 <nuthin> wanna see dog
57:00 <+TokenDaRing> xm: Joel will now send you a picture of his "snake"
57:01 <JetstreamSam> Hi AndroUser2
57:01 <+xm> coz they are not that affectionate
57:33 <+xm> or perhaps sharni keeps snakes to scare her kids into doing their chores
57:34 Join: beehhh ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
57:42 <sharni> My son loves the snake
57:44 <sharni> He holds it
57:47 <+TokenDaRing> beehhh: Fuck off
57:50 <+xm> "Oi you clean up your room or you're going to wake up with a snake on your face orrite!!"
58:16 <+xm> sharni, get more snakes and make #nh out of them
58:33 * shadsam kisses sharni smack dab on the lips!
58:36 <sharni> Yeah I kiss my snake
58:47 <sharni> MY MUMMA DONT LIKE YOU
58:56 Kick: beehhh was kicked by TokenDaRing (Go choke on Norell's penis)
59:06 <calipo> <@thestig> hey calipo I was shaking my butt infront of my camera, when I decided to take this sexy amateur video to the next level. I took off my jocks and show my dick and asshole.
59:12 <calipo> TokenDaRing SUP
59:19 <+TokenDaRing> Hi pedo Richard
59:27 <calipo> TokenDaRing how are you my son
59:34 <calipo> stiggggggggy exposed audio fixed
59:39 <sharni> Aww yeah
59:41 <sharni> That's hawt
59:48 Kick: calipo was kicked by TokenDaRing (Hi, I'm Chris Hanson)
59:53 Join: calipo ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
00:00 <+TokenDaRing> Take a seat
00:23 <calipo> stigggggggggggy exposed!!!!!!!!!!! audio fixed!!!!!!!!
00:25 <calipo> <@thestig> hey calipo I was shaking my butt infront of my camera, when I decided to take this sexy amateur video to the next level. I took off my jocks and show my dick and asshole
00:49 <+TokenDaRing> calipo: So, we have logs of you chatting to a 13 year old girl, Christine
01:07 <calipo> Christine when?
01:07 <+TokenDaRing> It's a very detailed discussion
01:11 <calipo> noway when?
01:12 <nuthin> blah blah blah
01:29 <+TokenDaRing> "I want to feel your mouth on my cock" "Have you ever seen a man naked before?"
01:37 <+TokenDaRing> What do you have to say for yourself, calipo?
01:50 <calipo> Token dat wasn't me bro dat wasn't me it was probably stiggy
02:10 <+TokenDaRing> It was you
02:18 <+TokenDaRing> This is not a case of mistaken identity
02:27 <calipo> Token bro dat wasn't me
05:05 <+TokenDaRing> Sorry, it was you
05:25 <calipo> Token I asked you something in private
05:44 <+TokenDaRing> I will not help you hook up with underage women
06:37 <+TokenDaRing> You are a disgusting, sick man
06:46 <+TokenDaRing> I hope you get run over by a train
08:38 <+steven_> richard
09:01 <nuthin> dickhead
10:18 <calipo> nuthin asl
10:19 <JetstreamSam> calipo and thestig are having a feud?
10:26 <calipo> YEAH! JetstreamSam
10:31 <calipo> JetstreamSam LOOK!
10:47 <calipo> stigggy exposed!!!!!!!!!!!! audio fixed!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:54 <calipo> <@thestig> hey calipo I was shaking my butt infront of my camera, when I decided to take this sexy amateur video to the next level. I took off my jocks and show my dick and asshole
11:02 <JetstreamSam> Thats cool and all, but where is the audio?
11:07 <+TokenDaRing> calipo is faking chat logs
11:11 <+TokenDaRing> Very badly too
11:22 <+TokenDaRing> I reckon that's what calipo said to a woman to try "turn her on"
11:27 <JetstreamSam> LOOOOLLLLLLL @ <@thestig> hey calipo I was shaking my butt infront of my camera, when I decided to take this sexy amateur video to the next level. I took off my jocks and show my dick and asshole
11:29 <+TokenDaRing> Instead she blocked him in disgust
11:37 <JetstreamSam> LOOOOLLL
12:23 <+steven_> haha calipo
12:30 <+steven_> is banned from every other channel on his static ip
12:35 <+TokenDaRing> Hahaha
12:40 <+TokenDaRing> He's a pedo creeper, I can see why
12:55 <+TokenDaRing> I bet he likes to take women shopping in K-Mart
13:00 <+TokenDaRing> That's his idea of splurging out
13:28 Kick: calipo was kicked by DoC (find another place P E D O)
13:35 Join: calipo ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
13:47 <+steven_> richard try #teens
13:56 <+TokenDaRing> calipo is friends with Picard and Pete
13:59 <+DoC> nah try #theotherplace on undernet
14:02 <+steven_> maybe #pre-teen
14:18 <+DoC> that place made for richard pedo
14:22 <calipo> hey thestig when did christopher fuck you on the benchpress
14:32 Kick: calipo was kicked by DoC (loooooooooooooooool pedo)
14:36 Join: calipo ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
14:43 <calipo> DoC SUP
15:45 Kick: calipo was kicked by TokenDaRing (Known pedo)
15:50 Join: calipo ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
16:16 <calipo> Token, thestig wants to fuck your fiancee on his benchpress at home
16:28 <+TokenDaRing> At least he doesn't want to fuck 13 year old girls
16:34 <+steven_> haha
16:38 <+DoC> lol true
17:07 <calipo> thestig told me he seduced a 9 year old girl with a chupa chup and fucked her in his bedroom
17:16 <calipo> he's a total loser man
17:22 <calipo> DoC kick out the loser
17:26 <+TokenDaRing> I think you're remembering a conversation you had with yourself, calipo
17:29 Kick: calipo was kicked by steven_ (faggot)
17:32 Join: calipo ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
17:36 <+TokenDaRing> Where you were living your fantasies out loud
17:41 Mode: (by DoC) +vvv AndroUser2 Herb_Dean nuthin
17:49 Mode: (by DoC) +vvv shadsam sharni TheJunkie
17:54 Mode: (by DoC) +m
18:14 Part: calipo ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
18:14 <Herb_Dean> calipo spent 42secs in the channel
18:19 <+DoC> loooooooooooooooool
18:23 Mode: (by DoC) -m
18:24 <+TokenDaRing> Hahahahaha
18:42 <+steven_> /notice calipo looooooooooooooool
18:57 Join: calipo ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
19:04 <calipo> :)
19:05 Mode: (by DoC) +m
19:09 <+steven_> ;)
19:10 <+DoC> looooooooooooooooooooooool
19:27 <+DoC> <calipo> i'm pedoin serenity
19:52 <dimaa> duuude give the guy at pizza hut a 10. he gives me change for a 20. including the 10 i kist gave him. im like "man didnt i jist give you this ten?" he says " no you gave me a 20" i think hes had a long day
19:57 Part: calipo ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
19:57 <Herb_Dean> calipo spent 1min in the channel
20:06 <+TokenDaRing> calipo sits outside high schools and asks girls to show him their panties
20:10 Mode: (by DoC) -m
20:23 <+steven_> <calipo> i kill 2 birds with one stone i pick up my daughter and girlfriend from the same school
20:30 <+TokenDaRing> Hahahahaha
20:45 <+DoC> [16:19] <calipo> nerdhacks is a shit channel anyway
20:48 <nuthin> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
20:48 <+DoC> LOLOLOLOL
20:54 <nuthin> it is
21:00 <nuthin> SHIT
21:16 <+steven_> yeh so fuck off
21:23 <JetstreamSam> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
21:27 <nuthin> no
21:30 <+steven_> you join to speak to jen
21:32 <+steven_> you loser
21:41 <+DoC> [16:19] <DoC> cause everyone owns you?
21:41 <+DoC> [16:20] <calipo> nah DoctorDickhead dat channel is shit I'm in #gym
21:43 <nuthin> no i dont
21:53 <+steven_> looooooool
21:54 <+DoC> LOLOL nate
22:03 <+DoC> nate, are u cybering richard?
22:13 <+steven_> nate and richy are tight
24:10 <JetstreamSam> * You were kicked from #QueenSland by ChanOP ((Pete) dont start trouble)
24:15 <JetstreamSam> Pete is not in the mood tonight
24:33 <+steven_> lololol
24:38 <+steven_> you should of seen the convo last night
24:51 Join: beehhh ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
25:15 <+steven_> <Pete> busy at the moment , trying too chat too this chick ive sorta been friends for awhile now
25:15 <+steven_> <Pete> trying too chat too her on facebook
25:15 <+steven_> <Pete> I hope shes not cheating on me or some bullshit , ill defo snap ..... well we not going out but , i want too though.
25:15 <+steven_> <Pete> but guess you gotta trust her for awhile
25:15 <+steven_> <Pete> but , you find out.
25:15 <+steven_> <Pete> sounds strange but thats the way i'm
25:21 Kick: beehhh was kicked by TokenDaRing (Go die)
25:34 <JetstreamSam> LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
25:38 <JetstreamSam> Excellent
25:40 <JetstreamSam> ill use this
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25:50 <+steven_> <thestig> pete you got a girlfriend?
25:50 <+steven_> <steven_> no he doesnt
25:50 <+steven_> <steven_> he has a gurl he wants but not going out
25:50 <+steven_> <thestig> oh how can she cheat on him then
25:50 <+steven_> <Pete> well listen guys, im just not gonna get into this chicks stuff because im pissed off right now
26:04 * beehhh slaps TokenDaRing around a bit with a large trout
26:11 <+TokenDaRing> beehhh is a foffagt
26:14 <+steven_> <Pete> too be honest she thinks im jealous or some bullshit and im not
26:14 <+steven_> <Pete> Just becuase shes going out with her friends , and stuff , she thinks im clingy, and bs
26:14 <+steven_> <steven_> whats her name?
26:14 <+steven_> <Pete> when Iam not im trying too
26:14 <+steven_> <Pete> hmmmm
26:22 <+TokenDaRing> [21:25:22] <beehhh> foffagt
26:23 <+DoC> wheres that steven_?
26:27 <+steven_> your channel fgt
26:31 <beehhh> lo TokenDaRing
26:33 <+DoC> looooooooooool
26:37 <JetstreamSam> LOOOOLLLLLL @ pete
26:40 <+DoC> i've not seen it lol
26:48 <beehhh> happy new year heatwave
26:50 <+steven_> <steven_> sorry, whats his name?
26:50 <+steven_> <Pete> hmmm
27:13 <+steven_> <Pete> well, shes a friend, atm but we moving slowly
27:13 <+steven_> <Pete> and shit
27:13 <+steven_> <Pete> but she thinks im jealous and bs
27:13 <+steven_> <steven_> you dont even know her name
27:20 <+TokenDaRing> Tell Pete you have some hot gay porn for him
27:34 <JetstreamSam> rofl @ pete
27:42 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: welcome 2016 alisid trance (Dec 30, 2015) Length: 3:49 - Category: Music - 17 views views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
27:45 Join: Oreo ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
27:45 <+steven_> <Pete> im not gonna back off from her
27:45 <+steven_> <Pete> and ignore her for abit see what she dose then
27:57 <JetstreamSam> * You were kicked from #wookie by ChanOP ((Sara-Serina) fuck off)
28:02 <+DoC> LOLOL
28:04 <JetstreamSam> steven_ it could be wookie hes speaking to
28:10 <+steven_> LOOOOOOOOOL
28:11 <+steven_> <Pete> ive asked her out for dinner
28:12 <+steven_> <Pete> one time
28:12 <+steven_> <Pete> she said she will see
28:12 <+steven_> <Pete> i was like great
28:12 <+steven_> <Pete> but now shes working
28:12 <+steven_> <Pete> and shit
28:12 <+steven_> <Pete> if i say where
28:12 <+steven_> <steven_> i bet her name starts with a j
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28:23 <+TokenDaRing> ROFL
28:30 <JetstreamSam> rofl @ pete
28:31 <+TokenDaRing> He asked her out, she said "I will see" and now is busy all thet ime
28:33 <+steven_> * Sara-Serina sets mode: +mps
28:36 <+TokenDaRing> That counts as a no
28:40 <+steven_> i told him that
28:41 <+steven_> haahah
28:44 <JetstreamSam> loooolllllllll
28:49 <nuthin> loooooooooooool
28:56 <+TokenDaRing> Is Pete autistic or something?
28:56 <JetstreamSam> Pete on #casual %#30+ #tickle&slap @#QueenSland @#trains #facebook @#FarNorthQLD @#cookie %#mIRCBeginners #sydney +#Australia
28:59 <beehhh> TokenDaRing
29:07 <nuthin> desperate
29:08 <+steven_> <steven_> i know
29:08 <sharni> !slot 134
29:08 <+steven_> <steven_> she just msg'd me on fb
29:08 <+steven_> <Pete> ? whats her name then
29:08 <+steven_> <steven_> why would i tell you
29:08 <+steven_> <Pete> well
29:08 <+steven_> <steven_> she is mine
29:08 <+steven_> <Pete> haaa
29:08 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
29:09 <nuthin> cunt
29:12 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
29:13 <sharni> Need some pussy
29:17 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting another jenspussy ...
29:23 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensass ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
29:25 <+steven_> !slot 500
29:25 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
29:26 <beehhh> someone gives me an black ops
29:28 <sharni> Eh
29:29 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
29:34 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting another jenspussy ...
29:37 <beehhh> someone give me a black op
29:40 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensfeet ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
29:44 <+steven_> ill give you a black cock
29:45 <JetstreamSam> * Now talking in #tickle&slap
29:46 <JetstreamSam> * Topic is 'We tickle and we slap, come in for some fun!!!'
29:46 <JetstreamSam> * Set by SkyFire on Wed May 26 12:46:00 2010
29:46 <JetstreamSam> <JetstreamSam> Pete
29:46 <JetstreamSam> * Pete ([email protected]) has left #tickle&slap
29:47 <+DoC> !slot 550
29:47 <Herb_Dean> , please enter a valid wager between 50 and 500 points. Example: !slot 50
29:48 <sharni> Lmao
29:56 <nuthin> faggots
29:58 <beehhh> i want depop TokenDaRing
29:59 <sharni> Black cock for everyone
30:02 <+steven_> <steven_> she said she doesnt go out for dinner with losers, she tells them, i will see
30:02 <+steven_> <Pete> Iam a loser?
30:02 <+steven_> <Pete> LOLOl
30:11 <JetstreamSam> rofl @ pete
30:23 <JetstreamSam> sharni you should message the user 'pete'
30:33 <nuthin> hope u all die
30:34 <JetstreamSam> I'm sure he'd love to hear from yo
30:36 <+DoC> LOL
30:37 <beehhh> more hawt days to cum
30:39 <+steven_> <Pete> lol
30:39 <+steven_> <steven_> pete are you on meds?
30:39 <+steven_> <Pete> You should know budda
30:41 Quit: nuthin ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
30:50 <JetstreamSam> budda huh
31:02 <beehhh> https://radio.abc.net.au/stations/news/live?play=true
31:06 <+steven_> <steven_> Pete, she told me to tell you
31:06 <+steven_> <Pete> your out at the moment
31:06 <+steven_> <steven_> not to msg her no more
31:06 <+steven_> <Pete> arhhhhh
31:06 <+steven_> <Pete> pft
31:18 <JetstreamSam> LOOOOLLLL
31:20 <+DoC> [16:30] <Pete> make sure you sort that cunt out
31:20 <+DoC> [16:30] <Pete> JetstreamSam
31:22 <+DoC> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
31:25 <+DoC> ahahhhah
31:27 <JetstreamSam> rofl
31:29 <beehhh> no fireworks in GreatOceanRoads
31:36 <+steven_> hha
31:37 <+DoC> he's messagin me JetstreamSam
31:49 <JetstreamSam> excellent DoC
31:53 <sharni> No
32:06 <+TokenDaRing> Offer to hook Pete up with calipo
32:08 <+DoC> [16:30] <Pete> he starts trouble = ban from sydney
32:14 <+TokenDaRing> Tell him calipo will give him hot man love
32:23 <+DoC> he's asking for making a ban on you JetstreamSam
32:25 <+DoC> lolol
32:48 <+steven_> haha
32:49 <calipo> j
32:50 <beehhh> in 1996 twelve apostles were all there atleast 11 at warnambool
32:53 <+steven_> he is to old for richy
32:59 <JetstreamSam> ohhhhhh
33:10 <JetstreamSam> you can ban me from #sydney if you want to keep him
33:13 <beehhh> cunt i want to go back to the future
33:15 <JetstreamSam> i do not mind lol
33:20 <beehhh> feel me
33:23 <JetstreamSam> put something in hte ban line
33:27 <+DoC> i'm not gonna ban anyone lol u know that
33:30 <JetstreamSam> "Don't harass Pete"
33:37 <calipo> DoC & token will french kiss at 12:00am new years day
33:40 <sharni> Blah blah blah
33:53 <beehhh> sharni was nearly ten
34:05 <+DoC> calipo, you dont even know how to troll fuck off dumb gay cunt
34:06 <calipo> beehhh was sharni ten when you fucked the bitch
34:11 <sharni> In 1996?
34:17 <beehhh> were you
34:17 <sharni> Lol
34:19 <+TokenDaRing> calipo will mastuirbate over the kids in the kmart catalogue at midnight tonight
34:21 <sharni> No comment
34:26 <beehhh> lol
34:33 <+steven_> oh
34:38 <+steven_> the pedo is back
34:43 <beehhh> my concern was the road and the bends
34:46 <calipo> who? steven_ u?
34:57 <calipo> steven_ are u the pedo and are you back?
35:03 Kick: calipo was kicked by TokenDaRing (Drink a cup of Domestos)
35:05 <+steven_> haha
35:09 Join: calipo ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
35:12 <beehhh> the hooker asked me wahts wrong, i replied nothing
35:29 Kick: beehhh was kicked by TokenDaRing (Get off the drugs)
35:34 <calipo> beehhh did u pick up the hooker bitch sharni
35:42 Join: beehhh ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
35:53 <+DoC> JetstreamSam, #mIRCBeginners
35:58 <calipo> beehhh did you make sharni suck your cock
36:09 <JetstreamSam> im banned lol
36:11 <beehhh> norell did it better last nite
36:12 <+DoC> nah
36:17 <+DoC> i just unbanned ya
36:18 <calipo> sharni did you work christmas day hooking?
36:19 <beehhh> best shemale sucks ever
36:45 <beehhh> she let me blow my load into her throat
36:45 <JetstreamSam> excellent
36:48 <calipo> beehhh cool
36:48 <+DoC> [16:33] <%Pete> DoC wtf dude
36:48 <+DoC> [16:33] <@DoC> no bans for personal shits
36:48 <+DoC> [16:34] <%Pete> hes starting bs in all channels
36:48 <+DoC> [16:34] <@DoC> he didnt do anything wrong here so
37:03 <beehhh> ahhh tmi sorry
37:41 <JetstreamSam> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
37:48 <calipo> Token use your big dick strap on and fuck DoC's ass later
38:04 <+TokenDaRing> calipo: Stop jerking off over Dolly magazine you sick pedo fuck
38:10 <+DoC> [16:36] -Pete- why the fuck you letting this cunt start shit
38:12 <+DoC> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
38:22 Join: GayPete ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
38:34 <calipo> GayPete msg Token he wants to pick you up and fuck your ass
38:55 <calipo> Token loves only men
38:56 <GayPete> fuck tokendafaggot
38:56 <+steven_> *** GayPete has also used the nicknames: Buttluver boringguy suzi Farts PortugeuseDude21 PandasDontWork PandasDontScrew SpanishGay12 SpanishGuy12 VeGeTa ella23 CranbrookThief SpunkyGayt SpunkyGay DerpyDarren Tisk NorthsideWankas spooworm WookieIsAYeti Sik Lo TiskSikLoChrisGod Unit2No36BOWMORERD NoblePark ChrisTisk KetamineFriedChris TiskGay Slinky_Gay GlennOldFaggot GlennWhinyOldGoat PandasDontDrive WayneMartin AnalogueChurchMusic AutistsRUs WayneMarti
39:04 <GayPete> poofta token
39:04 <+DoC> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
39:21 <calipo> good on u GayPete
39:26 <beehhh> TokenDaRing needs a good arse fist
39:30 <GayPete> fuk u too
39:31 <calipo> beehhh u are right
39:36 <+steven_> haha
39:40 <GayPete> beehhh fucking zipperhead gook
39:45 <beehhh> i could use my both fists for him only
39:59 <calipo> GayPete do you have a erect cock well Token is waiting for you naked
40:03 <+DoC> [16:36] -Pete- why the fuck you letting this cunt start shit
40:08 <+steven_> hahahah
40:18 <+DoC> [16:38] <Pete> do i need too get lwaxanna?
40:18 <GayPete> calipo go fuck him yaself
40:22 <GayPete> you stupid dicktard
40:25 <calipo> beehhh token drinks metamucil
40:37 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-SUhJT3g1c
40:37 Join: Cath^ (~Cath^@b57eef80.tpgi.com.au) to #nerdhacks
40:41 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: You Can't Say This Word (Jan 8, 2013) Length: 3:09 - Category: Comedy - 2,160,505 views - 20,682 likes (97.8%), 466 dislikes (2.2%)
40:41 Kick: calipo was kicked by TokenDaRing (Pedophile)
40:44 Join: calipo ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
40:49 Mode: (by steven_) +o Cath^
40:56 <+steven_> im been waiting all nigh for you
40:56 <calipo> GayPete why are you talking GO AND FUCK TOKEN YOU CUNT
40:59 Mode: (by TokenDaRing) +m
41:00 <+steven_> to tell me.. tell me you need me
41:05 <+steven_> to tell me..you want me
41:12 <Cath^> I do
41:17 <+steven_> thank god
41:18 <+TokenDaRing> Hi calipo :)
41:21 <+steven_> :P
41:26 Part: calipo ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
41:26 <Herb_Dean> calipo spent 41secs in the channel
41:26 <Cath^> ;p
41:40 <Cath^> Mr Bonds
43:21 <+steven_> ahhaah
43:33 <+steven_> im also wearing pink bonds socks
43:54 Nick: GayPete is now known as PeteisGay
44:26 <Cath^> pic?
44:39 <Cath^> only socks
45:13 Nick: PeteisGay is now known as Sik
46:01 Quit: Cath^ (~Cath^@b57eef80.tpgi.com.au) EOF from client
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48:27 <sharni> LOL
48:31 Mode: (by TokenDaRing) -m
48:31 <JetstreamSam> Hi Cath^
48:34 <JetstreamSam> Welcome
48:39 <Cath^> hi JetstreamSam
48:40 <beehhh> lol
48:46 Mode: (by TokenDaRing) +v Cath^
48:50 <beehhh> hi
48:51 Mode: (by TokenDaRing) +m
48:52 Mode: (by steven_) +o Cath^
49:04 Mode: (by JetstreamSam) +o Sik
49:06 Mode: (by TokenDaRing) +vv Oreo Sik
49:10 <JetstreamSam> Piss needs to speak
49:10 <+TokenDaRing> Hi beehhh :)
49:19 <+Sik> cunts
49:22 <Oreo> hi
49:23 <+Sik> fucking
49:32 <+Sik> u touch my stuff
49:33 <+Sik> u touch my stuff
49:34 <+Sik> u touch my stuff
49:35 <+Sik> u touch my stuff
49:49 <nate> sik does stuff = junk :D
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49:58 <Herb_Dean> calipo spent 8secs in the channel
50:01 <+steven_> -ChanOP- You were devoiced on #mIRCBeginners by Pete
50:15 Kick: breaker was kicked by Sik (FUCK OFF CUNT)
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50:19 Kick: breaker was kicked by Sik (FUCK OFF CUNT)
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50:20 <JetstreamSam> perhaps piss does not need to speak
50:28 <JetstreamSam> Sik how are you?
50:29 <+steven_> * Sara-Serina hides under a tree and fans fart at peteisgay
50:37 <+steven_> could u imagine one of them farts?
50:41 <JetstreamSam> LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL
50:42 <JetstreamSam> man
50:45 <JetstreamSam> they would kill you
50:48 <+steven_> she would put me to shame
50:52 <nate> fresh from png
51:00 Mode: (by Sik) +b *[email protected]
51:04 Kick: breaker was kicked by Sik (FUCK RIGHT OFF)
51:09 <+steven_> haah
51:09 Quit: shadsam ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
51:17 <+steven_> pollocks face when he see's chris kicked him
51:31 <JetstreamSam> LOOOLLLLL
51:32 <nate> u can see his face?
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51:36 <+steven_> -stable.nerdhacks.net- *** Expiring G:Line (*@139.216.152.103) made by [email protected] (Reason: Stop flooding) set 172800 seconds ago
51:40 <JetstreamSam> BRIGHT RED FACE
51:49 <+steven_> no, but wont be hard to imagine
51:49 <+Cath^> nate i wanna see your face ;p
52:08 <nate> i dont have a face!
52:16 <JetstreamSam> nate is a bruiser
52:20 Mode: (by steven_) +vv beehhh calipo
52:23 Quit: Sik ([email protected]) Quit:
52:33 <calipo> :)
52:37 <+TokenDaRing> Hi richard
52:41 <nate> im watching the good dinosaur
52:48 <nate> so cute like richard
52:53 <beehhh> fuckoff cunt
52:56 <beehhh> ops
53:02 <+TokenDaRing> nate: Does the dinosaur have a pindick like richard does?
53:10 Quit: Oreo ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
53:19 <beehhh> thx steven_
53:21 <nate> i hope not, its a childrens show
53:22 <+steven_> ;p
53:28 <calipo> <@TokenDaRing> my slut fiancee charges 10 bux for a blowjob
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53:43 <nate> 10 bux pretty cheap
53:46 <calipo> haha
53:53 <nate> why so cheap
53:53 Kick: calipo was kicked by Cath^ (Cath^)
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54:09 <nate> even picard is 100$
54:17 <beehhh> TokenDaRing is a cousin to Adrian Jill Bayley
54:37 <+steven_> ill be back soon
54:42 <+steven_> Cath^ is in charge
54:47 <+TokenDaRing> [21:52:11] <calipo> i went round to some primary school and followed this girl home her dad bashed me
54:50 <+steven_> mwahaha
55:09 Part: calipo ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
55:09 <Herb_Dean> calipo spent 1min 12secs in the channel
55:12 <+Cath^> weird
55:19 <JetstreamSam> !nigger
55:19 <Herb_Dean> [95066] Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country?
55:22 <Herb_Dean> [95066] A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
55:22 <beehhh> some chicks love it
55:27 <JetstreamSam> rofl
55:29 <JetstreamSam> thats a good one
56:53 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T_LCvx6ahw
56:58 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: 12-26-15 Deadly Rowlett, Texas Wedge Tornado (Dec 26, 2015) Length: 3:46 - Category: News & Politics - 267,448 views - 701 likes (94.2%), 43 dislikes (5.8%)
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00:17 <JetstreamSam> <Serenity> You are in my shitlist and are now being ignored! I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n
00:39 <JetstreamSam> It just seems like not many people can hold a decent conversation with me these days.
00:55 <+TokenDaRing> Serenity is a bit of a wuss
01:00 Mode: (by TokenDaRing) -m
01:04 <+TokenDaRing> There you go calipo
01:18 <JetstreamSam> My word she is
01:49 <+TokenDaRing> She's friends with Oskar too
01:53 <+TokenDaRing> So you know, bad taste in people
02:17 <JetstreamSam> We shall judge her on the company she keeps
03:08 <beehhh> http://imgur.com/38TSEBn
03:36 <calipo> beehhh is dat a pic of u fucking Token's fiancee?
03:45 <beehhh> nope
03:53 <calipo> beehhh um fucking sharni then?
04:04 <JetstreamSam> sharni is lovely
04:06 <beehhh> yes i uploaded myself
04:16 <calipo> beehhh did you upload yourself wanking
04:16 <beehhh> pic or shes a staffy
04:28 <+TokenDaRing> calipo: When you go to jail, will you beg to be put into solitary?
04:29 <sharni> Lmao
04:34 <JetstreamSam> <Pete> I love ignoring, stupid people.
04:47 <beehhh> ruby n bily
05:36 <beehhh> money is in england
05:46 <+DoC> LOOOOOOOOOOOL
05:55 <+TokenDaRing> beehhh will be a janitor in London
06:00 <+TokenDaRing> He'll clean shitty toilets
06:56 <calipo> beehhh, Token knows about cleaning toilets because dats what his doing now for work
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07:10 <JetstreamSam> <JetstreamSam> Sara-Serina talks a lot!
07:11 <JetstreamSam> <Sara-Serina> ive barely said fuck all
07:11 <JetstreamSam> <Sara-Serina> shut up jetstreamsam
07:18 Kick: calipo was kicked by DoC (fuck off pedo)
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07:29 <beehhh> I will be serving you guys chicken tikka and naan bread in #London
07:30 Mode: (by DoC) +m
07:37 Mode: (by DoC) +v nerdhacks|39730
07:52 <+DoC> lololol @ calipo
08:00 <+DoC> calipo = mendels v2.0
08:03 <nerdhacks|39730> Anybody modding ?
08:10 <JetstreamSam> nerdhacks|39730
08:10 <beehhh> one job at some desi restaurant already lined up
08:10 <JetstreamSam> yes
08:23 <JetstreamSam> type /msg pete (message here)
08:30 <+DoC> lololol
08:34 <+DoC> pete haha
08:43 <+DoC> he's still scratching his fat arse
08:49 <JetstreamSam> looooolllll
08:53 <JetstreamSam> and picking his nose
09:41 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kMwliTrFpo
09:45 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: Islands of Scotland - The Orkney Islands (1/3) (Mar 18, 2009) Length: 7:52 - Category: Travel & Events - 64,866 views - 195 likes (97.5%), 5 dislikes (2.5%)
10:25 Part: calipo ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
10:25 <Herb_Dean> calipo spent 3mins 2secs in the channel
12:46 <+TokenDaRing> If you ping Pete, he thinks you're me
12:49 <+TokenDaRing> It sends him mad as
14:07 <nerdhacks|39730> Pete
14:53 <JetstreamSam> nerdhacks|39730 /msg pete *message*
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16:24 <nerdhacks|39730> I did
16:48 <JetstreamSam> nerdhacks|39730 there is another modder online
17:01 <nerdhacks|39730> Who
17:12 <JetstreamSam> type /msg sara-serina *messgae*
17:23 <JetstreamSam> message* sorry
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17:53 <nerdhacks|39730> ok
18:15 <JetstreamSam> sara-serina has some awesome gta mods and cash drops
18:30 Quit: Cath^ (~Cath^@b57eef80.tpgi.com.au) Quit: Colloquy for iPod touch - http://colloquy.mobi
19:31 <nerdhacks|39730> great
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20:05 <nerdhacks|39730> But when I type it in nothing happens
20:31 <sharni> SHUT UP
20:35 <sharni> GO AWAY
20:51 <JetstreamSam> nerdhacks|39730 try sharni
20:56 <JetstreamSam> just double click her nick
21:00 <JetstreamSam> ask for cash drop
21:04 <nerdhacks|39730> Ok
21:44 Part: Cath^ (~Cath^@b57eef80.tpgi.com.au) from #nerdhacks
21:44 <Herb_Dean> Cath^ spent 1min 51secs in the channel
25:00 <JetstreamSam> <JetstreamSam> wayne_martin you got a tenner on ya?
25:01 <JetstreamSam> <wayne_martin> yep
25:01 <JetstreamSam> <JetstreamSam> 4 sale?
25:01 <JetstreamSam> <wayne_martin> maybe
25:01 <JetstreamSam> <JetstreamSam> pm
25:10 <+steven_> hahaah
25:19 <JetstreamSam> 10 bucker mate
25:25 <JetstreamSam> 10 buck stick
26:27 <nerdhacks|39730> Sharni
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28:12 <JetstreamSam> <myimmortal> hello my disciples today my words are of great importance to us because we have the time of happiness and I will be your friend till the end
28:13 <JetstreamSam> <JetstreamSam> berman
28:13 <JetstreamSam> <myimmortal> charisma another year another lost cause :/
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28:48 <Herb_Dean> Lwaxana spent 1min 58secs in the channel
28:58 <+steven_> ahahaah
29:10 <+TokenDaRing> Pete must have had a good sook about that one
29:30 <+steven_> /nick PetesCumFilledBum
29:35 <+steven_> she will get a warning msg
29:36 <+steven_> :P
29:36 <nerdhacks|39730> Yo pete
29:55 <+TokenDaRing> nerdhacks|39730: If you want GTA hacks, offer Pete some gay porn
30:17 <nerdhacks|39730> What
32:46 <nerdhacks|39730> How
33:21 <JetstreamSam> google some
33:23 <JetstreamSam> and paste to him
33:32 <JetstreamSam> he loves it when you do all the work for him
33:34 <JetstreamSam> or so im told
34:33 <nerdhacks|39730> I'm on ipad
34:43 <+steven_> just send him your dads collection
35:46 <nerdhacks|39730> my dad died in Iraq serving our country
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36:18 <+DoC> lol
36:55 <+TokenDaRing> He died in Iraq, sucking Islamic penis, nerdhacks|39730
37:31 Nick: Jason4Men is now known as FatHairyWookie
37:47 Nick: steven_ is now known as Idiot
38:12 <JetstreamSam> LOOOOLLLLL
38:38 <nerdhacks|39730> Your problebly the failed abortion I saw sucking a homeless guys penis
38:56 <+TokenDaRing> You were the homeless guy
38:59 <+TokenDaRing> So yes, you saw it
39:06 <+DoC> lol
39:21 <+DoC> breaker is the only homeless faggot in here
39:33 <JetstreamSam> LOOOOOOOLLLL
40:16 <sharni> Lol
40:23 <sharni> Peeeennniisss
40:27 <sharni> That's a funny word
40:38 Nick: Idiot is now known as shhhhteven
41:14 Nick: FatHairyWookie is now known as WookieHasHIV
41:19 <+shhhhteven> haha
41:25 Quit: nerdhacks|39730 ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
44:08 Nick: WookieHasHIV is now known as LoserLonerWookie
45:26 Quit: Oreo ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
46:28 Nick: LoserLonerWookie is now known as DeadbeatWookie
47:41 <JetstreamSam> Where is pollock
47:51 <+TokenDaRing> Sara-Serina's channels: @#HongKong, @#sex, @#FarNorthQLD, +#TriviaClub, #sydney, @#QueenSland
47:56 <+TokenDaRing> Hahahaha
47:57 <+TokenDaRing> Wow
48:07 <JetstreamSam> im banned from most
48:09 <+TokenDaRing> She gets upset easily
48:11 <JetstreamSam> #sex looks good
48:20 <+TokenDaRing> I'm pretty sure most of her time on IRC is spent raging at people
50:33 <sharni> Lol
50:37 <JetstreamSam> im pretty sure you are right man
51:12 <JetstreamSam> rofl
51:13 <+TokenDaRing> She seems like a loser, there's always something wrong with her and she's never happy
51:15 <JetstreamSam> TokenDaRing
51:16 <+TokenDaRing> Only angry and snarky
51:21 <beehhh> i suppose to go canada in 1994
51:22 <JetstreamSam> wookie just gave me and shhhhteven this
51:23 <JetstreamSam> http://imgur.com/TDtYH9u
51:27 <+TokenDaRing> She needs some valium
51:42 <+TokenDaRing> beehhh: Can you go to hell in 2016?
51:56 <beehhh> getting a G tonite
51:56 <+shhhhteven> hahah
53:48 Nick: DeadbeatWookie is now known as Pete4Boiz
54:15 Nick: Pete4Boiz is now known as Boiz2Pete
54:44 Kick: beehhh was kicked by TokenDaRing (Blkah blah norell blah blah meth blah)
54:58 <+TokenDaRing> [22:54:37] <beehhh> im waering panties atm
55:00 <+TokenDaRing> Hahahahahaha
55:01 Mode: (by shhhhteven) -m
55:05 Mode: (by shhhhteven) -b *[email protected]
55:10 <+shhhhteven> hahahh
55:12 Join: breaker ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
55:16 <+shhhhteven> what a hot cunt
55:24 <Boiz2Pete> im jason ortega
55:26 Nick: shhhhteven is now known as steven_
55:27 <Boiz2Pete> i love bois
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55:43 <nerdhacks|82342> !list
55:48 <+steven_> !fist
55:58 <nerdhacks|82342> !list
55:58 Join: beehhh ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
56:14 <+TokenDaRing> !cock
56:29 Quit: nerdhacks|82342 ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
56:39 <Boiz2Pete> penis
56:39 <Boiz2Pete> mmmmm
56:44 <Boiz2Pete> luv hard dick
57:06 Nick: Boiz2Pete is now known as Pete4Penis
57:08 <+steven_> keke~
58:08 <+steven_> Message to channel blocked and opers notified (Outside links are not allowed)
58:11 <Pete4Penis> one direction gets me hard
58:53 Quit: Pete4Penis ([email protected]) Q-Lined
59:12 <+steven_> hahahah
59:23 <+TokenDaRing> Rofl
59:26 <+TokenDaRing> That's awesome
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