// #nerdhacks — 2015-12-08
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00:01:00 <xm> tisk we are making a christmas song writing competition in #nh
00:01:10 <xm> now we know this is unfair as you are the most seasoned writer in here
00:01:18 <xm> but the comp shall go on
00:01:29 <xm> #1 of the song. it must contain a reference to mrs poh
00:01:34 <xm> #1 rule*
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00:03:38 <nate> tisk only has 2 rules pot and booze
00:03:54 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQHsXMglC9A
00:03:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Adele - Hello (Oct 22, 2015) Length: 6:07 - Category: Music - 612,270,317 views - 6,081,879 likes (96.9%), 191,875 dislikes (3.1%)
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00:05:46 <xm> lmao nate
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00:10:11 <amelia> so the song can be anything it jus needs to be about mrs poh and xmas?
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00:11:11 <sharni> Lol
00:11:19 <stevennn> wtf
00:11:29 <stevennn> you use to call me on my cell phone
00:11:41 <stevennn> late night when u need my ........................................... nutz
00:12:07 <stevennn> i know when my arsehole stinks
00:12:13 <dusty> lol
00:12:18 <dusty> sharni i love u
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00:12:27 <sharni> Meh
00:12:42 <dusty> <+SydneyCouple> hey jim ... the next ferret festival is not far off. It is always on Australia Day
00:12:43 <dusty> LOL!
00:13:01 <stevennn> slinky you going
00:13:02 <stevennn> ?
00:13:14 <dusty> <+SydneyCouple> http://www.henleyonmersey.com.au/
00:13:18 <dusty> he can find a bf for rat
00:13:31 <dusty> call it tisk
00:13:35 <dusty> or Ifried
00:14:19 <dusty> <@Exo> do u have pet ferrets?
00:14:19 <dusty> <@Exo> ah ic
00:14:19 <dusty> <+SydneyCouple> yes we do
00:14:19 <dusty> <+SydneyCouple> 4
00:15:37 <sharni> Lol
00:15:39 <sharni> Night guys
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00:15:44 <stevennn> night
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00:16:54 <xm> melia> so the song can be anything it jus needs to be about mrs poh and xmas? <-- correct. but ho rhyming with poh is too obvious. find an insult that rhymes with poh that isnt ho for bonus points, but keep this to yourself kiddies it's a competition not a church lamington drive
00:17:25 <xm> release it on christmas eve night
00:18:25 <amelia> okies i will see wot i can whip up
00:18:34 <amelia> always up for a competition
00:19:16 <stevennn> i met this slut, her name is mrs poh, i fucked that hoe, up the twat with one of my bro'z.........hit it from the back foe-sure
00:19:31 <stevennn> i met this slut, her name is mrs poh, i fucked that hoe, up the twat with one of my bro'z.........hit it from the back foe-show
00:19:35 <xm> ho/hoe DISQUALIFIED
00:19:46 <stevennn> oh ok
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00:20:22 <xm> ok seeing that im a champ i will let you all in on a tip:
00:20:23 <amelia> steven has been dismissed from the Great Mrs Poh Singalong of 2015
00:20:24 <xm> camel toe
00:20:38 <stevennn> lol
00:20:43 <xm> it's all about how you use it anyway
00:21:07 <stevennn> moe
00:21:09 <stevennn> show
00:21:12 <stevennn> low
00:21:16 <stevennn> no
00:21:21 <stevennn> its easy
00:21:23 <stevennn> there is alot
00:21:35 <xm> you have to sing it too
00:21:40 <stevennn> yeh
00:21:51 <stevennn> i will use my justin beiber voice changer
00:21:56 <stevennn> and enter as emma
00:22:09 <xm> but since you have a family you have to use all of them. all of them with santa hats and the dawg singing the mrs poh song like it's a christmas carol
00:22:12 <amelia> i am gonna sing my lil fuckin heart out
00:22:21 <amelia> (i am a horrible singer)
00:22:22 <stevennn> i dont have a dog
00:22:27 <xm> thought you have a dog
00:22:29 <xm> im shattered now
00:22:30 <amelia> BIT ITS FOR A GOOD CAUSE
00:22:46 <xm> my entire perception of you has gotta change now
00:22:47 <amelia> and holding candles as you sing
00:23:47 <xm> ok good idea
00:24:04 <xm> bonus points if you record yourself singing the mrs poh song to your neighbours at their doorstep
00:24:19 <amelia> fuck
00:24:24 <xm> go from house to house, spread the poh love
00:24:41 <amelia> my neighbours already think I'm weird enough when i ask them to unzip my dress cos I'm stuck in it
00:24:51 <xm> r u 4 real
00:25:02 <amelia> K YOU TRY REACH
00:25:19 <amelia> hashtag singlegirlproblemz
00:25:35 <xm> well you should have put a piece of steak on the zipper and get your dog to unzip it
00:25:48 <xm> jump jump unzip
00:26:17 <amelia> you definitely do think outside the box
00:29:02 <xm> i grew up in the ghetto. you always had to think outside the box or you had no chance. one time i sprayed my fingers black with paint and held up a servo with a finger gun
00:30:20 <amelia> Vi3T^DRaGoN-
00:30:36 <amelia> lil^bBy^piNoy
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00:45:15 <+thestig> [13:59] <ABC> -> *sfx* thinking about my holiday to melbourne in the new year one week trip with jen i cant wait
00:47:06 <soooogoooood> lol
00:47:13 * soooogoooood *
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01:26:24 <soooogoooood> lololol
01:26:30 <soooogoooood> austnet id's
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02:08:04 Mode: (by bios) +oo Exo ^pHANTOM^
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04:29:52 <tisk> can you not be a moron
04:30:05 <tisk> flooding is for idiots
04:32:41 <tisk> im not flooding myself so who is the psycho
04:32:58 <tisk> dumb fucken flooding stalker
04:33:43 <tisk> leave it be you retard
04:35:11 <tisk> need another coffee lols
04:38:16 <tisk> how goes it
04:38:21 <tisk> :-P
04:38:28 <tisk> ;-0
04:43:28 <tisk> coffees making me tired
04:43:30 <tisk> rofl
04:46:54 Nick: tisk is now known as sik
04:47:05 <sik> fucken moron flooding me
04:47:27 <sik> fuck man
04:47:35 <sik> its not end of world man
04:47:43 <sik> stop
04:48:08 <sik> ignored lols
04:48:12 <sik> fucken morons
04:50:26 <sik> oi lols
04:50:48 Nick: sik is now known as TiSKY
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06:14:20 <TiSKY> stoned
06:14:21 <TiSKY> lols
06:33:32 <pooflake> lol
06:34:05 <BlackDevil> joel can get you off
06:34:09 <BlackDevil> just wears a wig
06:35:21 <pooflake> jon has sex with his hand everyday
06:35:41 <BlackDevil> at least its not random guys
06:37:15 <BlackDevil> i leave that to you
06:37:28 <BlackDevil> your profession
06:39:08 <pooflake> projecting
06:41:13 <pooflake> jon shits his undies then wears them on his head
06:41:21 <pooflake> hence why hes a shithead
06:41:44 <pooflake> work half hour
06:41:47 <pooflake> -____-
06:42:30 <BlackDevil> your pimp called oyu?
06:43:53 <pooflake> ?
06:45:19 <pooflake> u gay?
06:47:18 <BlackDevil> pretty sure i'm not gay
06:47:38 <pooflake> bullshit
06:48:08 <pooflake> where does the mystical sperm come from every morning you fart it out?¿
06:56:15 <pooflake> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r34MG8b_Z3A
06:56:19 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bliss n Eso - My Life (feat. Ceekay Jones) - Official Video Clip (Nov 17, 2013) Length: 4:50 - Category: Music - 2,137,246 views - likes (97.6%), 287 dislikes (2.4%)
06:56:37 <pooflake> just think of it as a christmas thing jonno
06:56:50 <pooflake> brown n white fartz
06:57:02 <pooflake> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhaahahahahaah
07:12:02 * pooflake slaps BlackDevil around a bit with a large trout
07:18:08 <pooflake> lolz
07:18:21 <pooflake> puppy buried the mouse toy in the couch
07:18:30 <pooflake> it her bb~~
07:22:10 <pooflake> she checkZ it 4 fleas 2
07:30:04 <pooflake> i get battlefront today [:
07:30:20 <pooflake> after work ;l
08:00:11 <pooflake> jon likes mens dicks mens butts mens balls
08:00:17 <pooflake> lololololol
08:03:44 <pooflake> jon likes mens dicks mens butts mens balls
08:10:21 <pooflake> but most of all! mens sperm!
08:10:23 <pooflake> LOLOLOLOLOL
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08:23:53 <soooogoooood> loooooooooool
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10:17:42 <slinky_J> <@steven_> then slinky rimmed his rats arsehole
10:17:51 <slinky_J> I accidently left her in my butt overnight
10:18:22 <richard> slinky_J where are you
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10:20:58 <richard> sharni good morning bitch
10:22:22 <sharni> Good morning dick
10:22:33 <TiSKY> hi sharni hun :)
10:23:54 <richard> sharni how much money did you make last night hooking
10:24:13 <sharni> Hi TiSKY :)
10:24:24 <sharni> I made $600
10:24:33 <sharni> Slow night
10:24:42 <richard> sharni did you spend all the $600 on drugs?
10:24:45 <sharni> What can you expect for a Monday though
10:24:52 <sharni> Drugs and alcohol
10:25:04 <TiSKY> wheres mine
10:25:06 <TiSKY> ?
10:25:09 <sharni> Lol
10:25:20 <sharni> I don't take drugs I rarely drink
10:25:30 <richard> cool, sharni do you prefer heroin? a syringe in the arm
10:26:33 <TiSKY> leave sharni alone dichard
10:26:40 <richard> haha dichard
10:26:46 <TiSKY> what has she done to you
10:27:11 <richard> TiSKY you would know if you were here last night
10:27:24 <sharni> Lol I did nothing
10:27:33 <richard> TiSKY, sharni is a fucking prostitute man a BITCH WITH BIG TITS
10:27:45 <TiSKY> cool
10:27:53 <TiSKY> how big
10:27:54 <richard> TiSKY you can pick up sharni and suck her big tits
10:27:59 <sharni> I'm not a prostitute and I only have little tits
10:28:01 <richard> TiSKY I think 36dd
10:28:01 <sharni> Lmao
10:28:10 <sharni> Holy shit that's huge
10:28:13 <richard> sharni YOUR TITS ARE FUCKING HUGE BITCH
10:28:26 <sharni> I don't know what you have den or heard
10:28:32 <sharni> But you are being fed bullshit
10:28:47 <TiSKY> do u have cuddle lumps sharni
10:28:53 <sharni> Wtf is that
10:28:54 <richard> sharni do you want to be on the front cover of 'picture magazine'?
10:28:59 <sharni> Nope
10:29:08 <TiSKY> do u like cuddles
10:29:23 <sharni> Only from the right person
10:29:24 <richard> sharni what about the front cover of 'tits and arse?
10:29:33 <TiSKY> thats alright
10:29:50 <sharni> richard don't you have anything better to do
10:30:26 <richard> sharni are you a mum?
10:30:29 <sharni> Yea
10:30:33 <TiSKY> cool
10:30:45 <richard> sharni are you a mum do you have kids bitch
10:30:58 <sharni> That is a stupid question
10:31:04 <TiSKY> leave her alone
10:31:08 <TiSKY> jesus
10:31:12 <richard> TiSKY she's a loser
10:31:19 <TiSKY> cool
10:31:26 <sharni> It's ok TiSKY small things amuse small minds
10:31:45 <TiSKY> an 11 year old was killed
10:31:55 <TiSKY> and then they found the mum dead some where else
10:32:02 <sharni> He got sexually abused as a child so he needs to let a lot of anger out
10:32:03 <TiSKY> in queenslands i think
10:32:10 <sharni> Yea i heard that
10:32:16 <TiSKY> :/
10:33:10 <TiSKY> i smoke weed sharni
10:33:21 <TiSKY> nothing else drugs wise
10:33:22 <richard> smoke weed too sharni with TiSKY
10:33:29 <sharni> Ok lol
10:34:18 <TiSKY> 7up cost me 80$
10:34:46 <TiSKY> i smoked shit loads in last 3 days
10:35:03 <TiSKY> sharni i own my own home
10:35:11 <TiSKY> i on dsp
10:35:27 <TiSKY> i can do anything i want
10:35:29 <TiSKY> lols
10:35:30 <richard> TiSKY is it a housing commission home?
10:35:33 <TiSKY> no
10:35:39 <TiSKY> a flat unit
10:35:49 <TiSKY> i paid 120k for 8 years ago
10:36:08 <richard> TiSKY I wouldn't live in a flat it's too noisy
10:36:17 <TiSKY> only i make the noise
10:36:38 <richard> TiSKY how many flats at your place
10:36:38 <TiSKY> i have blessed life
10:37:03 <richard> TiSKY is there upstairs and downstairs flats
10:37:22 <TiSKY> fuck off stalker richard
10:37:42 <richard> TiSKY do you live upstairs or downstairs?
10:38:31 <richard> TiSKY how much is your dumb flat worth now>?
10:38:42 <TiSKY> 200k
10:39:00 <TiSKY> but i never sell
10:39:05 <richard> TiSKY you can buy a nice 3 bedroom house for $200k with a front and back yard
10:39:17 <TiSKY> where
10:39:19 <Abortion> I don't want to know where that is
10:39:26 <richard> Abortion why?
10:39:37 <Abortion> because it's going to be somewhere useless
10:40:50 <richard> TiSKY you should sell the flat and rent somewhere you will get more money on centrelink because they will give you rent assistance
10:41:04 <TiSKY> no i wont
10:41:09 <TiSKY> i never selling
10:41:21 <richard> TiSKY you will get rent assistance man an extra $130 in your pay
10:41:23 <TiSKY> goes up 10k a year
10:41:33 <TiSKY> 10k is more than rent assistance
10:41:43 <richard> TiSKY which area do you live in?
10:41:52 <TiSKY> my place
10:42:13 <richard> TiSKY will you eventually sell the flat to get a house
10:42:48 <TiSKY> if a woman is true
10:42:51 <TiSKY> maybe
10:43:17 <+thestig> mxtrump
10:43:18 <richard> TiSKY are you still single?
10:43:27 <+thestig> why the richard nic
10:43:29 <TiSKY> yes
10:43:50 <richard> TiSKY do you pick up prostitutes alot?
10:43:50 <+thestig> tisk will be single foreverrer
10:44:01 <richard> thestig is TiSKY a bald bastard?
10:44:06 <TiSKY> i never pick up prostitutes
10:44:08 <TiSKY> no
10:44:10 <TiSKY> not bald
10:44:16 <richard> TiSKY how old are you ?
10:44:26 <+thestig> tisk u said u fucked prostitutes before
10:44:33 <richard> thestig ah yeah
10:44:41 <richard> thestig why do you want a prostitute for tonight?
10:45:01 <TiSKY> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdXl2giBGLE&feature=youtu.be
10:45:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: bass in ya face (Dec 7, 2015) Length: 0:36 - Category: Music - 1 view views - 0 likes (0%), dislikes (0%)
10:45:11 <richard> why thestig you can just kick down your room mates door and fuck her
10:45:38 <+thestig> thats rape m8
10:45:42 <richard> TiSKY how long have you been on the DSP centrelink for?
10:45:55 <richard> thestig nah it's alright man
10:46:05 <TiSKY> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtoTySZNLPs
10:46:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HArDSTYLE Counts 2015 (Aug 6, 2015) Length: 3:38 - Category: Music - 19 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
10:46:22 <TiSKY> lols
10:46:28 <TiSKY> i could be dj if i wanted
10:46:31 <richard> thestig do your room mates sleep naked ?
10:46:42 <richard> TiSKY if you do DJ you will lose your DSP
10:47:09 <TiSKY> nah
10:47:18 <TiSKY> if i do 1 set week
10:47:22 <TiSKY> i could keep dsp
10:47:29 <richard> that's good then
10:47:32 <+thestig> cashy
10:47:57 <Abortion> DJ Cashgrab
10:47:59 <richard> thestig do your room mates sleep naked ? do they have big tits?
10:48:28 <Abortion> thestig doesn't seem like the spying type
10:48:50 <+thestig> i dont have room mates lol
10:48:59 <+thestig> it was all bullshit
10:49:06 <+thestig> richard
10:49:11 <richard> thestig WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU TOLD ME THAT TWO WHORES WERE LIVING WITH YOU
10:49:22 <richard> what a liar
10:49:29 <+thestig> even the roids was a lie
10:49:35 <richard> omg what a loser
10:49:39 <+thestig> cause i knew u were trolling
10:49:41 <+thestig> hah
10:49:44 <richard> thestig WHY DID YOU LIE?
10:49:47 <+thestig> hi abortion
10:49:59 <Abortion> hey thestig, hows the morning treating you?
10:50:23 <+thestig> good thanks yourself?
10:50:38 <Abortion> wasn't great, morning sun is a bastard
10:50:50 <richard> DON'T BELIEVE A WORD THESTIG SAYS HE LIES
10:51:04 <+thestig> richard everything
10:51:06 <+thestig> was
10:51:07 <+thestig> a
10:51:09 <+thestig> lie
10:51:15 <richard> thestig put it on your resume that you lie alot
10:51:30 <+thestig> :D
10:51:43 <Abortion> Good trait for a CEO
10:52:47 <TiSKY> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0YpygLm9jE
10:52:51 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LSD MUSIC 2015 (Nov 9, 2015) Length: 3:00 - Category: Music - 8 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
10:54:06 <richard> thestig did you also lie about the $3000 dollar escort you paid the agency for 2hr of sex
10:54:19 <Abortion> lol
10:54:27 <+thestig> yep
10:54:41 <+thestig> i dont remember saying it so yes
10:54:50 <richard> thestig did you also lie about being a part-time pornographer
10:55:21 <Abortion> richard: Do you get vivid hallucinations of IRC?
10:55:36 <richard> Abortion, thestig told me
10:55:42 <Abortion> seems like a waste of hallucinations to just see IRC
10:57:29 <richard> thestig did you also lie about giving lollies to four 10 year old school girls then bring them back to your crib and fucking them>
10:58:19 <richard> thestig did you lie about loitering at primary schools naked with no shoes and no socks
10:58:44 <Abortion> wow, you have... interesting... hallucinations
10:58:51 <TiSKY> lols
10:58:57 <TiSKY> fried cunt richard
10:58:58 <richard> Abortion I've had conversations with thestig previously
10:59:04 <Abortion> mmm sure
10:59:08 <TiSKY> richard get off the ice bro
10:59:15 <richard> haha what?
10:59:18 <Abortion> imagining IRC is pretty fukken weird I have to say
10:59:21 <TiSKY> u trippin
10:59:26 <TiSKY> talking smack
10:59:37 <TiSKY> get the needle out your arm
11:00:07 <richard> thestig did you also lie about the armed robbery you committed shooting dead a police officer dead
11:00:36 <TiSKY> wtf
11:00:45 <TiSKY> hardcore
11:00:48 <TiSKY> bullshit
11:01:08 <richard> thestig did you lie about going to thailand and fucking heaps of young 11 year old asian girls
11:02:01 <richard> thestig did you lie about punching your steroid dealer in the face and shooting him once in the head because you wanted the gear and had no money
11:04:16 <richard> thestig did you lie about shooting dead two armaguard officers who were delivering money
11:04:19 <Abortion> suggesting rape, imagining murder, imagining kiddies
11:04:41 <richard> Abortion that's thestig man dat's thestig
11:04:44 <Abortion> bloody hell richard. Do you even need drugs for all this
11:04:48 <Abortion> uh no, you suggested the rape
11:05:21 <richard> Abortion thestig must have telling lies about everything when he was talking to me
11:05:50 <Abortion> You're imagining things other people say, which is worrying
11:06:00 <richard> don'
11:06:02 <Abortion> You're using other people as proxies to your fantasies
11:06:31 <richard> don't you remember Abortion look I'll show you what thestig said
11:06:33 <richard> .
11:06:35 <richard> <@thestig> i dont have room mates lol
11:06:36 <richard> <@thestig> it was all bullshit
11:06:57 <richard> <@thestig> even the roids was a lie
11:06:57 <Abortion> <thestig> i dont remember saying it so yes
11:07:18 <Abortion> so everything after that is bollocks
11:08:19 <richard> Abortion thestig told me he used to loiter around girls schools naked and chat to the girls he said he used to put his dick in the fence and the girls used to suck him off
11:08:27 <Abortion> sure sure
11:08:31 <Abortion> its ok richard
11:08:34 <richard> Abortion well that's what he said
11:08:36 <Abortion> you're a good person at heart
11:08:42 <richard> thank-you
11:09:41 <richard> Abortion, thestig told me he pinned down this bitch on a walking track and sexually assaulted her and then raped her
11:09:51 <Abortion> mmm of course
11:10:06 <Abortion> Just get it all out richard
11:11:03 <richard> Abortion, thestig told me he has killed a prostitute before
11:11:17 <Abortion> so horrendous
11:11:17 <richard> Abortion he was boasting about it
11:11:32 <richard> Abortion he said he arrived back at home covered in blood
11:11:36 <Abortion> you should tell us more about the boasting
11:12:05 <richard> Abortion, thestig told me he wants to move to syria and join isis
11:12:37 <richard> Abortion, thestig told me he want's to hook up with a girl off irc and behead the bitch
11:12:45 <Abortion> The epitome of evil, for sure
11:13:01 <richard> Abortion that's true thestig is the epitome of evil
11:13:38 <richard> Abortion, thestig told me he goes to the mosque and listens to arabic music real loud in his car
11:13:44 <Abortion> With evil like thestig, you must be an angel
11:13:54 <richard> YEAH! that's true Abortion
11:14:31 <richard> Abortion, thestig told me he robbed 7-11 with a long knife
11:14:35 <Abortion> Now lets talk about your childhood, richard
11:14:40 <richard> hunh?
11:14:50 <Abortion> Yeah, tell us about the troubles in your life
11:15:11 <richard> I had no troubles
11:15:34 <Abortion> Now, I know these are things people don't like talking about
11:15:41 <Abortion> But you have to confront your past eventually
11:15:43 <richard> Abortion, thestig told me he has a warrant out for his arrest
11:15:54 <Abortion> Yes, we have heard much about thestig
11:15:58 <Abortion> We should talk about you.
11:16:09 <richard> Abortion, what about thestig?
11:16:22 <Abortion> He's already a lost cause, there isn't much else left to say
11:16:32 <richard> Abortion, thestig told me he went to club x and purchased a penis pump
11:16:37 <Abortion> Now now
11:16:39 <Abortion> I know its hard
11:16:42 <richard> haha yeah that's true thestig is a lost cause
11:16:45 <Abortion> but we really do need to focus on you richard
11:17:28 <richard> Abortion, thestig told me he recently fucked a croation bitch who uses irc and who goes by the name of amelia
11:17:49 <Abortion> ok, well have to talk about this some other time, I have another client in 5 minutes I need to see
11:18:09 <richard> Abortion what do you do for work?
11:18:10 <Abortion> Did you know, she thinks she knows the Queen?
11:18:12 <Abortion> Nits, right?
11:18:45 <Abortion> ok I'll book you in for a session next Tuesday, is that OK?
11:18:52 <richard> Abortion, thestig told me he was caught wanking in his car by cops
11:18:58 <richard> Abortion yeah that's ok
11:18:59 <sharni> Lol
11:19:47 <Abortion> Ah, welcome back sharni
11:19:53 <Abortion> Now, shall we get started :P
11:20:12 <Abortion> What have you learnt from the Queen today?
11:20:16 <richard> Abortion, thestig told me he picked up a female prostitute who was really an undercover police officer he has to go to court
11:20:18 <sharni> About what
11:20:41 <Abortion> richard, I really do need to talk to my next client, We'll have to meet again for a session next Tuesday
11:21:04 <richard> Abortion, thestig told me he spends $800 per week on fuel driving his car around the prostitute areas looking for girls
11:21:20 <Abortion> I really don't want to have you removed, richard. I have a practice to run.
11:21:42 <richard> Abortion have you moved out from that small room yet at your place?
11:22:08 <richard> Abortion put a lock on your fridge
11:22:13 <Abortion> I am going to have to insist richard. I can't operate a practice if you're going to badger me while I am consulting other patience
11:22:28 <sharni> Lol
11:22:28 <richard> patients?
11:22:34 <Abortion> yes
11:23:02 <Abortion> ok, so I'll see you next Tuesday, right richard?
11:23:10 <richard> alrigt
11:23:20 <sharni> Lol
11:23:58 <Abortion> sharni: How was your morning tea on Saturday?
11:24:07 <Abortion> I trust the queen is well?
11:24:17 <richard> Abortion, sharni got punched in the face at the morning tea
11:24:33 <slinky_J> ahh ye
11:24:40 <slinky_J> nice day today
11:24:55 <sharni> I had morning tea on Saturday
11:25:01 <Abortion> lovely
11:25:04 <sharni> I don't remember getting punched
11:25:14 <Abortion> Don't mind him
11:25:20 <slinky_J> buttpunched
11:25:20 <TiSKY> sharni :)
11:25:29 <sharni> Pretty much
11:25:30 <slinky_J> dont mind me!
11:25:35 <richard> Abortion I'll see you on tuesday for the appointment I have to go now
11:25:41 <Abortion> ok
11:25:44 <slinky_J> wtf?
11:25:44 <sharni> Don't can't back
11:25:52 <richard> sharni did you say don't cunt back?
11:26:01 <sharni> Come*
11:26:05 <sharni> lol
11:26:07 Mode: (by thestig) +o sharni
11:26:08 <TiSKY> cp,e
11:26:10 <richard> sharni bullshit you said 'cunt' bitch
11:26:16 <slinky_J> Australia; the hottest Cuntry in the world
11:26:16 <richard> sharni are you a lesbian?
11:26:18 <sharni> I'm walking at the same time
11:26:19 <Abortion> 20 seconds later, Abortion's practice gets a visit from the police, charging him for running a false medical facility
11:26:20 <sharni> Yep
11:26:27 <slinky_J> lol
11:26:28 <TiSKY> lesbians are cool
11:26:36 <slinky_J> aaahaha
11:26:36 <sharni> Nah I'm not
11:26:38 <TiSKY> i only sleep with lesbians
11:26:42 <TiSKY> dam
11:26:42 <sharni> That's nice
11:27:02 <richard> <@Abortion> 20 seconds later, Abortion's practice gets a visit from the police, charging him fucking underage girls at the medical facility
11:27:05 <+thestig> a new study has found that women are lesbian or bisexual
11:27:09 <slinky_J> woah
11:27:12 <Abortion> sorry richard, looks like I'm going to have to cancel that appointment
11:27:14 <slinky_J> low blow bro
11:27:17 <sharni> Lol
11:27:19 * Abortion is marched off in handcuffs
11:27:30 <slinky_J> looks like I need to dig a shallow grave for richard on tuesday?
11:27:36 <+thestig> slinky didnt u say steven wanks off his kid?
11:27:37 <slinky_J> I loik spades!
11:27:45 <+thestig> low
11:27:49 <richard> thestig what the fuck is he a pedophile?
11:27:50 <slinky_J> yer that was very low
11:27:52 <sharni> Sounds good
11:27:57 <slinky_J> and i regret saying that shit
11:28:11 <richard> steven has incest
11:28:11 <slinky_J> stiggles makin trubbles
11:28:14 * slinky_J spanks
11:28:18 <+thestig> no u dont
11:28:25 <slinky_J> y?
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11:28:45 <slinky_J> you cannot possibly tell me what I do or do not regret
11:29:04 <+thestig> u never change
11:29:09 <slinky_J> haha
11:29:14 <+thestig> it isnt rocket science
11:29:18 <slinky_J> yer my big bad asshole irc personality
11:29:22 <slinky_J> ooh aahh
11:29:27 <+thestig> ped
11:29:39 <slinky_J> someones in a mood
11:29:43 <+thestig> shitwood
11:29:58 <+thestig> no mood :)
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11:34:14 <slinky_J> not in a very humourous mood hey
11:34:41 <slinky_J> ?
11:36:43 <+thestig> where is this going
11:36:54 <+thestig> nother one of your games ?
11:37:05 <slinky_J> that's right stig
11:37:21 <+thestig> whats right?
11:37:29 <+thestig> use your words
11:37:31 <slinky_J> what ever you say
11:37:53 <+thestig> does this work with other people?
11:37:57 <+thestig> haha
11:37:59 <+thestig> pedo
11:38:01 <slinky_J> does what work with other people?
11:38:15 <+thestig> u dont know what you are doing?
11:38:29 <slinky_J> no I odn't stig
11:38:46 <TiSKY> http://memecrunch.com/meme/F7TK/chris-bosh-championship-celebration/image.png
11:40:10 <slinky_J> i fold, you win, the me on here in all probability must be the same me irl
11:40:49 <slinky_J> dont thwarted my evil scheme.
11:49:39 <+thestig> joshy woshy true colours revealed
11:49:56 <+thestig> is dat otay joshy?
11:55:04 <slinky_J> that's right
11:55:15 <slinky_J> can't argue with you stig
11:58:40 <slinky_J> you realise how much you sound like simba right?
12:02:39 <+thestig> u are the only one talking about simba
12:02:44 <+thestig> :)
12:03:30 <slinky_J> not talking, mentioned him
12:03:36 <slinky_J> compared you to him.
12:03:44 <+thestig> simba isnt even here
12:03:57 <+thestig> u are like pollock
12:04:11 <slinky_J> how so?
12:04:26 <+thestig> the personality clash i see between u two
12:04:53 <+thestig> like a mirror image
12:05:01 <slinky_J> not such a strange retort
12:05:17 <slinky_J> but the only thing you can do, is to compare me to pollock
12:05:41 <+thestig> is that a bad thing?
12:05:43 <slinky_J> not the articulate, wise individual are you stig
12:05:48 <slinky_J> usually yes
12:05:56 <slinky_J> it's a sign of stupidity
12:06:02 <+thestig> haha you just compares me to simba u idiot
12:06:08 <slinky_J> that i did
12:06:17 <slinky_J> you could have taken the high ground
12:06:25 <+thestig> so you saying you are stupid?
12:06:33 <+thestig> everyone would agree
12:06:34 <slinky_J> instead choosing to insult me by comparing me to david
12:06:51 <+thestig> i was insulting u?
12:06:52 <slinky_J> not so much of an insult when you fall in to a trap.
12:07:06 <+thestig> fact isnt an insult
12:07:14 <slinky_J> you're not clever stig, you never have been, you're average
12:07:21 <+thestig> u need to leave mummies place more
12:07:22 <slinky_J> you'll always be that average guy.
12:07:28 <slinky_J> sorry?
12:07:35 <slinky_J> do elaborate.
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12:07:38 <+thestig> ahaha
12:07:48 <slinky_J> what's funny?
12:07:55 <slinky_J> i don't live at home
12:08:01 <slinky_J> you're a fool.
12:08:09 <+thestig> hahaha
12:08:29 <+thestig> is this why you cant get a job?
12:08:42 <slinky_J> who said i cant get a job
12:08:48 <slinky_J> and why would this be why
12:09:05 <+thestig> i just did
12:09:11 <slinky_J> mm
12:09:17 <+thestig> trouble reading?
12:09:20 <slinky_J> you're sure not in to this for the sporting aspect.
12:09:26 <slinky_J> not at all
12:09:32 <slinky_J> but what ever you say stig.
12:10:14 <slinky_J> what exactly is it that you do for work
12:10:25 <slinky_J> wasnt there some mention of welding one time
12:10:40 <slinky_J> you do something, have a set of skills but you're limited to what you do
12:10:57 <slinky_J> it's easy for a guy like you, the average joe, to insult others
12:11:07 <slinky_J> leading such a monotonous life
12:11:22 <slinky_J> never having enough money to do anythign, unequivical
12:11:40 <slinky_J> you'll always be that same average guy.
12:11:52 <slinky_J> never too late for a kind gesture hey stig.
12:15:57 <TiSKY> what food should i get
12:16:16 <TiSKY> hmmm
12:17:13 <TiSKY> tell me now
12:17:20 <TiSKY> you wanta start
12:17:21 <TiSKY> fuck
12:17:23 <TiSKY> lols
12:17:27 <TiSKY> out of coffee
12:29:57 <dimaa> ok im asking here cuz whoever said it is right, this really is the only active channel on this whole fucking network
12:30:09 <dimaa> is there anything worth seeing in New Castle
12:30:14 <dimaa> i wanna go somewhere ne
12:30:16 <dimaa> new*
12:44:43 <slinky_J> TiSKY
12:44:46 <slinky_J> get mushrooms
12:44:50 <slinky_J> already sliced up
12:44:53 <slinky_J> and tomato yo
12:45:15 <slinky_J> so you can fry the mushrooms and choppa tomato in half fry that :P
12:45:24 <slinky_J> nom nom nom
12:47:57 <slinky_J> grab up some zuccini flowers
12:47:59 <slinky_J> word
12:48:07 <slinky_J> lil oil and flower
12:48:10 <slinky_J> bit of pepper
12:48:17 <slinky_J> n fry em up yo real yum TiSKY
12:49:47 <dimaa> ooookie...
12:49:58 Quit: dimaa ([email protected]) Quit: peace yo
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12:54:52 <sharni> Dimaa Newcastle is boring
12:54:59 <sharni> Oh wait it's gone
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13:23:18 <slinky_J> lOL
13:23:23 <slinky_J> r u in newcastle?
13:23:26 <slinky_J> never been
13:23:33 <slinky_J> been everywhere cept NT and WA
13:23:41 <slinky_J> only one place i wana see in WA
13:31:37 * slinky_J buttpunches thestig
13:32:10 <slinky_J> talk the talk but can't walk it can you, prob put my info up on four chan if you could, life everybody else you've dogged on to 4chan, loser. hahahahaha
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13:37:13 <Abortion> Zap: http://img.memecdn.com/Zap-Muthafucka_o_91940.jpg
13:39:12 <slinky_J> HA HA HAAAAAAAAA
13:39:15 <slinky_J> THAT'S KANYE
13:39:18 <slinky_J> fo shure
13:40:08 <slinky_J> this is me right now Abortion http://www.snbabes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/559.jpg
13:40:10 <slinky_J> ;) hahahahahahaha
13:40:27 <Abortion> awww shit
13:40:29 <Abortion> I'm at work
13:40:30 <+thestig> haha i showed everyone the log of u asking me to put stuff on 4 chan
13:40:50 <+thestig> that was all u joshy washy
13:40:54 <slinky_J> i just did this in real life Abortion http://www.snbabes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/0099.jpg
13:40:55 <slinky_J> rofllll
13:41:00 <slinky_J> dude
13:41:06 <slinky_J> i asked you to expose you
13:41:08 <+thestig> roffllll dudeee
13:41:15 <slinky_J> and you hesitated nicely and didnt do it
13:41:19 <slinky_J> good for you.
13:41:25 <slinky_J> stig
13:41:31 <slinky_J> you play a hard game
13:41:37 <slinky_J> you say you were never mates with pollokc
13:41:38 <Abortion> Do what sorry?
13:41:39 <slinky_J> pollock
13:41:45 <slinky_J> but you sure pretended to be for years
13:41:46 <slinky_J> and picard
13:41:56 <slinky_J> and you did the bron and picard shit
13:42:01 <slinky_J> as far as ino
13:42:18 <slinky_J> and you didnt even argue the point that you put any irc girls info and pics on 4chan
13:42:23 <slinky_J> and you think you can give me shit?
13:42:32 <slinky_J> you dont choose sides man, you're an operater
13:42:40 <slinky_J> you never speak your mind
13:42:41 <+thestig> i dont need to argue
13:42:47 <slinky_J> for fear people will flip on you
13:42:48 <+thestig> look at your life haha
13:42:51 <slinky_J> yer
13:43:03 <slinky_J> there're great reasons for my current situation
13:43:09 <+thestig> u fucked your own life dont blame me for it
13:43:11 <slinky_J> I don't blame anybody, I blame me
13:43:17 <slinky_J> I own my life
13:43:18 <+thestig> i am not here to motivate u
13:43:27 <+thestig> stop blaming simba
13:43:27 <slinky_J> but least I get a break to go UK next yr
13:43:35 <slinky_J> I don't blame jono for anything
13:43:42 <slinky_J> he's just a weed fucked child.
13:43:48 <slinky_J> you're older than that
13:43:54 <slinky_J> why the constant games stig?
13:44:12 <slinky_J> You go out of your way to create a situation that could piss off steven_, emma and me
13:44:21 <slinky_J> obviously not anybodys friend..
13:44:29 <slinky_J> have fun with being the asshole in life.
13:45:01 <slinky_J> you're never going to experience the great highs and lows as the rest of us when you play out your life online.
13:45:03 <slinky_J> ;)
13:45:41 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXK78kRVunY
13:45:45 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Biggie Smalls - Who Shot Ya (Sep 26, 2007) Length: 5:22 - Category: Music - 5,621,148 views - 20,140 likes (95.7%), 90 dislikes (4.3%)
13:45:57 <slinky_J> you're not tall enough to climb up to even sit on the fence. loser
13:53:53 <slinky_J> Abortion i wanna catch up with this chick again lols https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12341043_1497899187181952_1686285048921421235_n.jpg?oh=b286f352379ea8eb747562134f2c36bc&oe=56F03289
13:53:56 <slinky_J> met at tat joint
13:53:58 <slinky_J> farken
13:54:02 <slinky_J> O_O :o
13:54:03 <slinky_J> lols
13:55:27 <sharni> Lmao
13:55:43 <slinky_J> lol wot
13:55:45 <slinky_J> she is cool
13:55:50 <slinky_J> i like chicks with ink
13:56:39 <slinky_J> she has a kid yo
13:56:52 <slinky_J> so u can never get involved
13:57:00 <slinky_J> that's what sucks chicks with kids
13:57:26 Nick: TiSKY is now known as parofthecourse
13:57:32 <parofthecourse> hey
13:58:11 Nick: parofthecourse is now known as tisket
14:01:57 <slinky_J> did you buy mushrooms and tomatoes like i said
14:02:02 <slinky_J> and some zuccini flowers?
14:02:10 <slinky_J> u should use rice flower with em
14:02:11 <slinky_J> btw
14:02:37 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMqLhH4tLJk
14:02:41 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2pac-Ain't Hard 2 Find (Sep 18, 2007) Length: 4:35 - Category: Music - 372,023 views - 1,412 likes (96.2%), 56 dislikes (3.8%)
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15:54:42 <skidmark> bruvs
15:55:06 <skidmark> wherez slinky gay
15:55:55 <skidmark> been pwning in battlefront
15:55:57 <skidmark> lollzzzz
16:00:59 <skidmark> tisket
16:01:02 <skidmark> tisket
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16:09:13 <nate> slinky_J new girlfriend yet
16:09:16 <nate> :P
16:09:54 <slinky_J> fuck
16:09:56 <slinky_J> um
16:10:00 <slinky_J> nah is one girl i like
16:10:02 <slinky_J> court is on thurs
16:10:07 <slinky_J> they moved it back the cunts
16:10:11 <slinky_J> from 22nd
16:10:12 <slinky_J> erg
16:10:18 <slinky_J> is all good haha
16:10:27 <slinky_J> gonna win this like i did the tribunal
16:10:33 <slinky_J> nate y cant u b my sexy gf?
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16:11:16 <nate> 2 fat;lpo
16:11:32 <nate> u like em lean n mean
16:11:40 <nate> if they dont eat slinky_J likes em :D
16:11:50 <nate> girls with will power
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16:56:22 <slinky_J> oh im back
16:56:23 <slinky_J> lols
16:56:28 <slinky_J> girls
16:56:30 <slinky_J> yeh
16:56:42 <slinky_J> was thinkin bout this english german one
16:57:00 <slinky_J> bet she is on the goey
16:57:04 <slinky_J> methin hard
16:57:13 <slinky_J> like all those cunts into the new gay music
16:57:22 <slinky_J> dont even sound like music sound like a chicke dying
16:58:25 <slinky_J> nate this chick https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/t31.0-8/12307333_1498250087146862_4495787061773904492_o.jpg
17:00:24 <slinky_J> faggot mate posted fucken britney on fb
17:03:27 <slinky_J> oh didnt realise he was gone.
17:03:31 * slinky_J slaps sharni around a bit with a large trout
17:04:37 * sharni slaps slinky_J around with a large black dildo
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17:07:23 <slinky_J> tee hee heeeee
17:07:58 <sharni> lol
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17:20:51 <soooogoooood> lololol
17:20:53 * soooogoooood *
17:26:05 <tisky> lol
17:27:43 <sharni> Lol
17:29:02 <tisky> i rang the lady i got her number few days ago
17:29:20 <tisky> i can tell they are real nice
17:29:43 <slinky_J> shit
17:29:46 <slinky_J> bro
17:29:53 <slinky_J> said you would suck my dick
17:29:58 <slinky_J> been waiting all fucking day man
17:30:03 <slinky_J> let me down bro
17:30:18 <slinky_J> suck the dick and cup the nuts then suck the nuts and jerk the dick
17:30:23 <slinky_J> you said you would!
17:30:34 <slinky_J> u were high again tisky
17:30:40 <tisky> they work hard job
17:30:47 <tisky> they could beat slinky_J up
17:30:47 <slinky_J> yes
17:30:49 <sharni> Lol
17:30:51 <slinky_J> my nutes work overtime
17:30:58 <slinky_J> wanting to impregnate a woman
17:31:08 <slinky_J> nobody here could beat me up
17:31:09 <slinky_J> lol
17:31:16 <sharni> Lol that will never happen
17:31:21 <slinky_J> maybe Abortion if he skitzed out
17:31:29 <sharni> Lol
17:31:37 <slinky_J> he is a good guy sharni
17:31:40 <slinky_J> i know him.
17:31:42 <slinky_J> irl
17:31:48 <sharni> That's good
17:31:50 <slinky_J> best type of guy
17:31:56 <sharni> Uh huh
17:32:01 <tisky> this woman is older than me
17:32:06 <tisky> which is awesome
17:32:07 <sharni> Lol
17:32:13 <sharni> Cougar
17:32:16 <tisky> meow
17:32:16 <sharni> How much older
17:32:17 <slinky_J> hey im not wanting to suck his dick tisky is and oi tisky where's my dick suck?
17:32:20 <slinky_J> fuck
17:32:32 <slinky_J> leave me in the dark whilst u do drugs i aint that type of girl bro
17:32:55 <tisky> fuckl
17:32:57 <tisky> slinky
17:33:00 <tisky> if its u
17:33:09 <tisky> id do a back flip around the sun for u
17:33:19 <tisky> dont start confusing me
17:33:23 <tisky> please
17:34:17 <tisky> i have touch screen phone and accidentlly rang her the 2nd time
17:34:27 <tisky> was talking go oh shit
17:34:39 <tisky> now we have smsed
17:34:50 <slinky_J> if it is
17:34:52 <slinky_J> it is me
17:34:57 <slinky_J> because I am Slinky!
17:35:04 <slinky_J> and I want my fucking blowie.
17:35:08 <Izuru> must be a shitty touch screen phone..
17:35:19 <tisky> iprone 6
17:35:24 <slinky_J> i dont have a fone
17:35:29 <slinky_J> have a phone fone
17:35:31 <sharni> Lol
17:35:35 <slinky_J> home
17:35:42 <Izuru> i have a nokia
17:35:42 <sharni> lol seriously
17:35:46 <slinky_J> yeppers
17:35:47 <Izuru> the brick
17:35:51 Nick: soooogoooood is now known as steven_
17:35:52 <slinky_J> no microwave no toaster
17:35:53 <sharni> lol
17:35:54 <slinky_J> sharni
17:35:58 <sharni> Yea
17:36:06 <slinky_J> i took the russell hobbs sandwich pres out
17:36:09 <slinky_J> wit my mate earlier
17:36:18 <slinky_J> cleaned it made him two nice sangas
17:36:18 <tisky> i think she 10 years my elder
17:36:23 <tisky> i think hot as
17:36:28 <tisky> yum
17:36:31 <slinky_J> mum will get that pressure cooker as xmas gift
17:36:32 <slinky_J> i said on fone
17:36:35 <slinky_J> i will cook it all
17:36:38 <slinky_J> LOL i will
17:36:44 <slinky_J> i mean i was chef but not no more
17:36:49 <slinky_J> n i hate cooking tbh
17:36:58 <slinky_J> Elder Gay
17:37:03 <tisky> what
17:37:06 <slinky_J> what
17:37:10 <slinky_J> wooo?
17:37:12 <Abortion> lol slinky_J, I don't think I'd do too well in a fight against you
17:37:14 <tisky> older chicks are hotties
17:37:16 <slinky_J> oi i owned stig earlier
17:37:17 <slinky_J> Abortion
17:37:19 <slinky_J> u see that
17:37:23 <slinky_J> the little crab.
17:37:29 <slinky_J> LOl as if
17:37:29 <Abortion> the what?
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17:37:35 <tisky> the waht?
17:37:36 <slinky_J> i find it hard to get angry man
17:37:39 <slinky_J> if im not angry
17:37:43 <slinky_J> i can defense
17:37:47 <slinky_J> but i dont like to hit bro
17:37:54 <slinky_J> so we would puss out and draw?
17:37:55 <slinky_J> LOL
17:37:58 <Abortion> lol
17:37:58 <slinky_J> HAVE SOME PIES
17:38:02 <sharni> Lol 10 years
17:38:03 <slinky_J> ahahaha some beer
17:38:04 <slinky_J> rofl
17:38:06 <slinky_J> ahhh
17:38:09 <slinky_J> court on thurs
17:38:15 <slinky_J> be great to get this over with
17:38:18 <sharni> Why what did you do
17:38:22 <slinky_J> nothing
17:38:24 <slinky_J> honestly
17:38:28 <sharni> Sure
17:38:32 <slinky_J> we called the cops on eachother
17:38:34 <slinky_J> same time
17:38:36 <sharni> What are you going for than
17:38:38 <sharni> Lol right
17:38:39 <nate> slinky_J tried to sex his neighbour
17:38:39 <slinky_J> they said next one calls us
17:38:47 <slinky_J> that person is going to be arrested
17:38:49 <tisky> nate
17:38:51 <sharni> Lol
17:38:52 <slinky_J> so he fucked with me like that
17:38:58 <slinky_J> didnt even do shit
17:38:59 <tisky> i rang a hottie
17:38:59 <slinky_J> lolol
17:38:59 <sharni> Aww yeah
17:39:04 <slinky_J> he just did it lol
17:39:06 <slinky_J> but
17:39:13 <nate> tisk really ;D
17:39:13 <slinky_J> he lives down from one of my aunties
17:39:16 <slinky_J> n any time
17:39:19 <nate> was it sharni!
17:39:20 <tisky> i gotta still have money friday
17:39:24 <tisky> or sat
17:39:26 <slinky_J> she will shut him off from the bar
17:39:27 <tisky> hmmm
17:39:35 <slinky_J> he can walk further to get booze
17:39:36 <sharni> Lol
17:39:41 <sharni> No
17:39:46 <slinky_J> man this dude was a weak dude
17:39:52 <tisky> who slinky_J
17:39:53 <tisky> ?
17:39:56 <slinky_J> I don't make new friends irl too often
17:40:00 <tisky> whos walking further
17:40:01 <tisky> ?
17:40:03 <slinky_J> making friends with Abortion, that is cool
17:40:07 <sharni> Neither do I lol
17:40:13 <slinky_J> spesh when he will watch Seven Psychopaths
17:40:17 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
17:40:19 <nate> slinky_J has Abortions undies on right now;l
17:40:20 <slinky_J> xD
17:40:28 <slinky_J> shhhh
17:40:30 <slinky_J> i broke em
17:40:31 <slinky_J> shutup
17:40:32 <sharni> lol
17:40:33 <Abortion> yeah we're pretty... tight
17:40:45 <slinky_J> u with the murder gloves
17:40:53 <slinky_J> need a nick for it
17:41:01 <slinky_J> Mickey Killer
17:41:02 <slinky_J> naw
17:41:21 <slinky_J> Whitey Strange
17:41:28 <slinky_J> ha ha new Batman Villain
17:41:59 <slinky_J> Whitey Strange brings the Racism, Batman finally faces a foe he cannot out-wit because who can beat racism?
17:42:02 <slinky_J> hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
17:42:49 <slinky_J> hi sharni
17:43:10 <sharni> Hi slinky
17:43:19 <sharni> How's the black dildo going
17:43:29 <Abortion> ahahahaha
17:43:39 <Abortion> hatchet harry
17:44:01 <Abortion> man I have to watch that again
17:46:33 <slinky_J> Abortion u wana see new star wars or not fussed?
17:46:45 <slinky_J> oh i got that movie
17:46:48 <slinky_J> and snatch
17:46:51 <Abortion> I wouldn't go see it by myself, but I'm keen
17:46:51 <slinky_J> and another one
17:46:57 <slinky_J> yea same
17:47:04 <slinky_J> oh i got rock n rolla
17:47:11 <slinky_J> on bluray
17:47:14 <slinky_J> others r on dvd
17:47:25 <slinky_J> watching HARD RAIN atm
17:47:27 <slinky_J> fkn choice
17:47:39 <sharni> Lol
17:47:46 <slinky_J> didnt blockbuster it but it is a fucken expensive movie for its time
17:47:48 <slinky_J> after SPEED
17:47:53 <slinky_J> morgan freeman
17:47:58 <slinky_J> christian slater
17:48:01 <slinky_J> fuck
17:48:09 <slinky_J> this shit is classic.
17:48:29 <steven_> cock
17:48:39 <slinky_J> the black dildo btw sharni, is sitting atop my muay thai bag
17:48:41 <slinky_J> :P
17:48:47 <slinky_J> it is clean.
17:48:49 <nate> Abortion needs a hot chick to take him to starwarz, steven u free ;D
17:48:56 <slinky_J> i need some rope to hange it up
17:49:01 <slinky_J> dont have none
17:49:13 <slinky_J> hang*
17:49:17 <sharni> Sure it is
17:49:23 <slinky_J> I hung it up with a really long skipping rope
17:49:27 <slinky_J> but I beat it off.
17:49:36 <sharni> Nice
17:49:38 <slinky_J> so it fell ont he ground.
17:49:43 <nate> slinky_J and sharni will hange with abortion at starwarz
17:49:44 <slinky_J> yer muay thai one
17:49:47 <slinky_J> isnt as hard
17:49:52 <sharni> Yuck
17:49:55 <slinky_J> it's softer to take that energy
17:49:58 <steven_> work sucks
17:49:59 <steven_> i know
17:50:06 <slinky_J> stig sucks bro
17:50:10 <steven_> she left me flowers by the stairs
17:50:12 <slinky_J> tries to bring shit up
17:50:25 <slinky_J> uno stig is a dog
17:50:29 <slinky_J> we all do
17:50:31 <steven_> agagagagaga
17:50:33 <slinky_J> i owned him b4
17:50:35 <slinky_J> he shut up
17:50:37 <slinky_J> LOLOL
17:50:38 <steven_> why is everyone against him?
17:50:43 <slinky_J> dude
17:50:48 <slinky_J> because he plays both sides
17:50:55 <slinky_J> for his own amusement
17:51:06 <steven_> well
17:51:09 <slinky_J> and for ages would post every chicks info, any chick, on 4chan
17:51:13 <slinky_J> imagine ur shit
17:51:15 <slinky_J> on 4chan
17:51:18 <steven_> i wouldnt care
17:51:18 <slinky_J> because of him
17:51:20 <steven_> by continue
17:51:23 <slinky_J> dude not the point
17:51:24 <steven_> but
17:51:27 <slinky_J> uno
17:51:35 <slinky_J> he isnt like us
17:51:49 <steven_> didnt u turn on me a few months ago?
17:51:53 <slinky_J> he was mates with pollock for years
17:51:55 <steven_> post info about me
17:51:56 <steven_> ect
17:51:57 <slinky_J> yer
17:52:01 <slinky_J> i did that shit
17:52:07 <steven_> yeh
17:52:09 <slinky_J> he brought that up today trying to start shit
17:52:10 <steven_> so why complain
17:52:11 <slinky_J> but
17:52:17 <sharni> Lol
17:52:17 <slinky_J> point of that right
17:52:22 <steven_> yeh im listening
17:52:23 <slinky_J> you can msg me
17:52:26 <slinky_J> and say hey
17:52:30 <steven_> but did i?
17:52:32 <steven_> lololol
17:52:33 <slinky_J> I would like an apology
17:52:39 <slinky_J> and like I said to stig
17:52:40 <steven_> why would i
17:52:43 <slinky_J> I regret all of it
17:52:45 <slinky_J> but that's it
17:52:53 <steven_> i wouldnt drop so low to ask anything
17:52:53 <slinky_J> if you don't actually care
17:53:01 <slinky_J> you dont want me to
17:53:10 <steven_> nah
17:53:11 <slinky_J> so I don't know till you say right?
17:53:28 <slinky_J> but I am sorry as fuck for all the bullshit I said and that was pathetic of me.
17:53:31 <steven_> yeh bro the thing is, you cant just say sorry
17:53:34 <steven_> and think its going to be good
17:53:40 <steven_> cuz it will never be the how it was
17:53:48 <slinky_J> I'm at the point now steven where I cbf competing stupid irc shit.
17:53:51 <steven_> bro i was actually gobsmacked
17:53:52 <steven_> hahahaahahahahaha
17:53:56 <slinky_J> we will wait
17:54:01 <slinky_J> till I come W.A.
17:54:04 <slinky_J> see some family
17:54:07 <slinky_J> hang out then
17:54:19 <slinky_J> be late next yr im planning that.
17:54:23 <slinky_J> UK first.
17:54:32 <sharni> Steven likes to be gob smacked
17:54:56 <nate> n arse slapped
17:54:57 <slinky_J> stig is still a little boy that can't climb the fence to sit on.
17:55:13 <slinky_J> pollocks mate for yrs, then not, then oh just using him
17:55:24 <steven_> i cant even remember what you said to be honest
17:55:30 <slinky_J> i cant
17:55:33 <slinky_J> oh
17:55:42 <slinky_J> i can remember what stig said i said
17:55:44 <slinky_J> thismorning
17:55:47 <slinky_J> like
17:55:54 <slinky_J> wtf r u even doin this for man
17:55:57 <slinky_J> cause shit
17:55:59 <nate> wot he saaay!
17:56:05 <slinky_J> nah
17:56:08 <slinky_J> not here
17:56:09 <steven_> hahaahah
17:56:10 <sharni> Lol
17:56:12 <slinky_J> fkn
17:56:12 <steven_> pussy
17:56:19 <slinky_J> he is a SOB man
17:56:22 <sharni> Puss Puss puss
17:56:22 <slinky_J> always has been
17:56:28 <steven_> show us the logs
17:56:32 <slinky_J> he tries to create situations where ppl fight
17:56:36 <steven_> play a 2 year log
17:56:38 <slinky_J> dont have log
17:56:45 <slinky_J> but can paste after this cig?
17:56:46 <slinky_J> kk
17:56:50 <nate> LOOLOL
17:56:57 <slinky_J> btw this movie rules HARD RAIN
17:56:59 <slinky_J> :P
17:57:00 <slinky_J> brb
17:57:07 <nate> get oskar to edit the logs for u
17:57:21 <sharni> lol
17:58:05 <steven_> lol
17:58:30 <steven_> "As she kissed my lips, she whispered sweet nothings in my ear"
17:59:03 <sharni> Aye Steven how do I put the protect thing on again
17:59:09 <nate> "as i got a floppy dick, she said its ok its only irc"
17:59:32 <nate> sharni means condom steven ;D
17:59:42 <nate> the Dom
17:59:42 <sharni> Lol
17:59:44 <nate> the con
17:59:46 <sharni> Smart arse
17:59:48 <nate> the slinky_J
18:00:27 <slinky_J> "For twenty years I've been eating shit, breakfast lunch and dinner, now on everything I eat is gonna be shit free!"
18:00:30 <slinky_J> ahahahahahahaha
18:00:47 <nate> going healthy slinky_J?
18:00:56 <slinky_J> oh next week i am
18:00:59 <slinky_J> i already am
18:01:05 <slinky_J> but not strict going strict
18:01:06 <nate> just to get that hot wife
18:01:12 <slinky_J> fish n veg from next week on
18:01:16 <slinky_J> gotta lose 2kilo
18:01:19 <slinky_J> ima lose 4
18:01:27 <slinky_J> by April for UK
18:01:33 <slinky_J> i want to look good
18:01:39 <slinky_J> and get a dublin fuck
18:01:41 <slinky_J> a welsh fuck
18:01:48 <slinky_J> english fuck
18:01:57 <slinky_J> I want all UK fucks
18:02:03 <slinky_J> fucken
18:02:16 <Abortion> Not keen on the scots then, eh?
18:03:09 <sharni> Lol
18:03:25 <+thestig> lol @ slinky trying so hard
18:03:40 <+thestig> slinky you have always been a low cunt
18:03:58 <+thestig> it showed when you said steven wanks off his kid
18:04:05 <+thestig> low rat
18:04:10 <slinky_J> i am half scot
18:04:19 <slinky_J> our ancestors fought with wallace
18:04:28 <sharni> So am I apparently
18:04:29 <slinky_J> cept he wasnt anything like mythoogy
18:04:32 <slinky_J> and that movie
18:04:38 <slinky_J> the wallace sword
18:04:46 <slinky_J> is made up of three different swords
18:04:53 <slinky_J> but yer dad was scot
18:05:09 <slinky_J> thestig get off me man.
18:05:17 <+thestig> haha look at u lying to steven
18:05:19 <+thestig> wow
18:05:27 <slinky_J> owned you earlier but I am happy to disappoint you
18:05:29 <+thestig> and u call me a dog???
18:05:31 <slinky_J> lying?
18:05:34 <slinky_J> you are a dog
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18:05:46 <+thestig> owned me talking to yourself? hahahahha
18:05:51 <+thestig> u are cooked
18:05:51 <slinky_J> you would take emma pics and knowing the addy
18:05:57 <slinky_J> and put them on 4chan
18:06:03 <slinky_J> soon as steven disses you
18:06:10 <slinky_J> that's how it is with you man
18:06:20 <slinky_J> you pm me how you apologise for everything ever on here
18:06:29 <slinky_J> and then you flip the script and give me shit
18:06:30 <slinky_J> dude
18:06:35 <slinky_J> pollock was ur friend
18:06:42 <slinky_J> you compared me to him
18:06:57 <slinky_J> spose you werent such a friend after all
18:07:03 <slinky_J> i dont know people like you irl
18:07:13 <Abortion> Could I interrupt?
18:07:28 <slinky_J> like I said, thestig, you're so short you cannot climb the fence to sit.
18:07:29 <slinky_J> sure
18:07:37 <Abortion> lol thats all I wanted to say
18:07:44 <slinky_J> lolololol
18:07:48 <Abortion> or rather, I couldn't think of anything else
18:07:54 <slinky_J> all good
18:07:57 <slinky_J> lols
18:08:04 <slinky_J> yo when it isnt hot hot
18:08:10 <slinky_J> lets go down beach
18:08:11 <+thestig> slinky is boring
18:08:11 <slinky_J> but
18:08:17 <slinky_J> not glenelg
18:08:19 <slinky_J> fk that
18:08:25 <slinky_J> my beach
18:08:33 <slinky_J> we at least get dolphins there man
18:08:56 <slinky_J> grange beach bro
18:09:01 <Abortion> If thats what brings the chicks, cos I already see plenty of dolphins sailing
18:09:13 <slinky_J> hahaha
18:09:19 <slinky_J> not about the chicks there
18:09:24 <slinky_J> about having most the beach
18:09:27 <slinky_J> and water
18:09:36 <slinky_J> not crowded
18:09:56 <slinky_J> also can pick off mussels and catch crabs
18:10:00 <slinky_J> fish
18:10:09 <slinky_J> i catch crabs there with my toes
18:10:16 <slinky_J> but never got a big enough one to eat
18:10:18 <slinky_J> :/
18:10:53 <slinky_J> is summer now so it will be good, you fish? I have a good mate you will love
18:10:54 <slinky_J> Sasha
18:11:04 <slinky_J> love PCs as much as you
18:11:12 <slinky_J> he builds them as a side business
18:11:14 <slinky_J> lol
18:11:30 <slinky_J> Eastern Europe dude love him one of my best mates.
18:11:37 <slinky_J> u guys would hit it off easy
18:11:56 <slinky_J> and he likes to fish.
18:12:37 <Abortion> I'm too impatient to fish
18:13:01 <slinky_J> nyer well
18:13:04 <slinky_J> sash and I
18:13:13 <slinky_J> because we didnt catch offa line
18:13:23 <slinky_J> he just went down the stairs into the water
18:13:28 <slinky_J> n caught fight with a towel
18:13:32 <slinky_J> but he had to let go
18:13:44 <slinky_J> coz ppl started coming back
18:13:45 <slinky_J> fkn
18:13:47 <slinky_J> ahaha
18:13:53 <slinky_J> out there Norlunga right
18:13:57 <slinky_J> got Abalone
18:14:03 <slinky_J> i love abalone man
18:14:21 <slinky_J> you two and pcs anything would be like u two should fuck
18:14:26 <slinky_J> promise haha
18:14:33 <slinky_J> pm me
18:14:38 <slinky_J> ill msg him about u
18:14:41 <slinky_J> ur on my fb
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18:15:19 <sharni> lol
18:15:39 <slinky_J> bro
18:15:50 <slinky_J> can I put your name in a message to Sash on fb?
18:16:00 <slinky_J> only thing im waiting for is ur yes u can!
18:16:26 <Abortion> eh, sure why not
18:16:44 <slinky_J> ok
18:16:45 <slinky_J> cool
18:16:47 <slinky_J> one sec
18:16:53 <slinky_J> done
18:16:55 <slinky_J> :D :D
18:17:08 <slinky_J> sasha was working ont he new hospital
18:17:15 <slinky_J> not sure what he is doin now
18:17:17 <slinky_J> for work
18:17:23 <slinky_J> he lives with his gf yo
18:17:31 <slinky_J> both of them are best friends of mine
18:17:40 <slinky_J> u and sasha will get along just fine
18:17:42 <slinky_J> ahahaha
18:17:45 <slinky_J> cig time for me
18:17:55 <slinky_J> fkn u two should hang out
18:17:57 <slinky_J> fuck sake
18:17:58 <slinky_J> lol
18:19:12 <sharni> Oh shh
18:19:34 <nate> sharni back rub slinky_J!!!
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18:23:57 <sharni> No
18:24:12 <tisket> hi sharni
18:24:15 <tisket> :)
18:24:21 <nate> who else will calm him down;p
18:24:32 <tisket> im stoned
18:24:33 <sharni> Hi tisket
18:24:34 <tisket> still
18:24:35 <sharni> You can Nate
18:24:38 <tisket> since morning
18:24:49 <nate> im a rough lover ;p
18:25:06 <nate> needs a sensitive hottie
18:25:16 <nate> o,O
18:25:58 <sharni> I'm sure slinky is sensitive
18:26:36 <nate> nuru slinky massage
18:26:41 <nate> oooeeerrr
18:26:58 <sharni> Lol
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18:36:19 <skidmark> slinky_J
18:36:44 <skidmark> got battlefront man
18:36:46 <skidmark> [:
18:39:04 <nate> skidmark, so what u doin later :P
18:39:22 <skidmark> bug all
18:39:48 <nate> no hot dates
18:39:54 <nate> with battlefront
18:39:57 <skidmark> lolz
18:39:59 <skidmark> bumjack
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18:55:50 <slinky_J> woooooooooooo
18:55:54 <slinky_J> sharni
18:56:01 <slinky_J> nate
18:56:07 <slinky_J> r u dating sharni yet?
18:56:11 <slinky_J> he he he
18:56:19 <slinky_J> i watchen gilmore gurls :P
18:56:20 <sharni> No
18:56:28 <sharni> Fuck men
18:56:53 <nate> thats the spirit sharni;p
18:57:40 <nate> i only go for hot gym guys like slinky_J !@!!@@ ;p
18:57:50 <nate> u ever been to gym slink?
18:59:36 <steven_> mate
18:59:41 <steven_> im going to jump on the scales now
18:59:44 <steven_> maybe new record
19:00:07 <steven_> 67.2
19:00:48 <sharni> Ah ha
19:00:57 <sharni> Lol
19:01:10 <nate> emma dont want a fattie steven its ok;l
19:04:29 <steven_> i want to hit 70
19:04:32 <steven_> 72
19:06:41 <sharni> Start eating lol
19:08:59 <steven_> i have
19:09:12 <sharni> Big Macs for days
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19:18:12 <tisket> 67 lols
19:18:20 <tisket> i am atleast 85
19:18:25 <tisket> maybe
19:18:30 <nate> weigh yourself tisk
19:18:37 <tisket> no scales
19:18:54 <nate> when did u weigh yourself last?
19:18:56 <tisket> going to make pizza
19:19:22 <nate> tisk is real lean i bet hes beating stevo
19:19:28 <nate> ;l_
19:20:14 <sharni> Like l
19:22:14 <nate> sharni is impressed
19:22:27 <nate> shes back on the man train
19:22:41 <nate> chew chooooot!
19:22:43 * tisket cho cho
19:23:04 <tisket> so tired
19:23:10 <nate> what pizza is it
19:23:11 <tisket> no energy
19:23:44 <tisket> ham salami pineapple
19:26:11 <sharni> Lol o didn't mean to say that
19:26:12 <sharni> Hahah
19:26:15 <sharni> I*
19:26:27 <nate> like Yummie!
19:26:29 <tisket> O_O
19:26:44 <tisket> sharni is yummie
19:26:57 <tisket> (o_o)
19:27:01 <sharni> No
19:27:04 <nate> yummie mummie
19:27:13 <nate> 4 surez
19:27:25 Join: dusty ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
19:27:30 <tisket> lols
19:27:32 <tisket> dusty
19:27:34 <nate> dusty box
19:27:35 <tisket> lols
19:27:37 <dusty> ok where is that fucking cunt pollock
19:27:39 <dusty> and jen
19:27:43 <dusty> im fucking skitzing it
19:27:49 <nate> they are sexing
19:27:53 <dusty> fucking already almost got arrested today over them
19:27:56 <dusty> fucking losing it
19:27:58 <sharni> How would you even know nate
19:28:06 <dusty> nate knows everything sharni
19:28:16 <dusty> nate is the god of nerdhacks
19:28:17 <tisket> how did u nearly get arrested cause of them dusty
19:28:21 <tisket> ???
19:28:24 <sharni> Hmm
19:28:27 <dusty> fucking sick of life
19:28:28 <dusty> sick of it
19:28:35 <dusty> all fucking jen and pollocks fault
19:28:48 <sharni> Why what did they do to you
19:29:18 <dusty> well i went to maccas today to get a mighty angus
19:29:22 <dusty> dont sell them no more
19:29:27 <sharni> Lol
19:29:31 <dusty> so its cause of that fat fucks i cant get them no more
19:29:35 <dusty> hadnt had one in years
19:29:45 <sharni> They were gone ages again
19:29:47 <dusty> fucking almost dragged the little asian over the counter
19:29:55 <dusty> yeh well fucking jen and pollock going to pay for this shit
19:30:02 <sharni> Lol
19:30:04 <tisket> fuck
19:30:06 <tisket> rofl
19:30:10 <dusty> that fat fucking bitch and him ate all the supplies
19:30:13 <dusty> ive fucking had it
19:30:22 <dusty> been drinking since 2pm because of them
19:30:26 <tisket> jen is hot
19:30:26 <dusty> ruined my whole day
19:30:36 <dusty> jen may be hot but she is a greedy ass pig
19:30:40 <tisket> lols
19:30:44 <sharni> She's not fat
19:30:45 <nate> hahah hot ;D
19:30:48 <dusty> cant keep her mouth shut for maccas
19:30:50 <tisket> she is cuddly
19:30:50 <dusty> or a fucking dick
19:30:54 <dusty> she is fat
19:31:03 <tisket> no
19:31:06 <nate> dusty likes size 8's
19:31:13 <dusty> dont know where you from sharni but fat we call ppl like her up here
19:31:19 <dusty> nate i like size 8-10
19:31:25 <dusty> anything less or more is bad
19:31:29 <dusty> but seriously
19:31:36 <sharni> Well I'm fat to than
19:31:38 <sharni> Lol
19:31:43 <tisket> i had size 12
19:31:44 <dusty> what sort of fat greedy cunts u gotta be to eat all of the mighty angus
19:31:48 <tisket> once
19:31:49 <dusty> sharni you are fat then
19:31:52 <sharni> Yep
19:31:53 <dusty> tisket i had size 20 once
19:31:55 <tisket> i dont care
19:32:05 <tisket> i take em all on
19:32:06 <dusty> i think she even more than 20
19:32:08 <sharni> It shouldn't matter about size
19:32:13 <dusty> she was a good fuck
19:32:15 <dusty> she really was
19:32:26 <dusty> cept she wouldnt do anal
19:32:27 <dusty> said it hurt
19:32:29 <sharni> Like I've put in a bit of weight from having kids I still need to lose but idgaf what people think of me
19:32:34 <dusty> but let me finger it 2 fingers
19:32:36 <dusty> 3 fingers
19:32:38 <sharni> Yuck
19:32:45 <dusty> she had really nice asshole
19:32:51 <sharni> Eh
19:33:00 <tisket> i love jen
19:33:01 <dusty> she smoked so much pot
19:33:07 <tisket> we are friends
19:33:23 <sharni> I like Jen to she hasn't done anything wrong by me
19:33:23 <dusty> fuck off she's mine
19:33:35 <tisket> nah dusty
19:33:38 <tisket> u fuck off
19:33:38 <dusty> sharni how do u even know her?
19:33:39 <sharni> Lol
19:33:45 <dusty> ur a random cunt
19:33:47 <sharni> I have her on fb
19:33:50 <dusty> now u apparently in with jen?
19:33:55 <dusty> oh ur a fb user
19:33:56 <dusty> ok
19:34:00 <dusty> feel sorry for u
19:34:03 <tisket> lols
19:34:05 <dusty> dont u have a kid?
19:34:07 <sharni> Lol
19:34:13 <sharni> Yeah I have two
19:34:18 <dusty> fucking hell
19:34:30 <dusty> so im basically talking to a mrs poh right now
19:34:36 <sharni> Lol
19:34:38 <dusty> first no more mighty angus cause of jen and pollock
19:34:40 <sharni> That's hawt
19:34:41 <dusty> now ur fucking mrs poh
19:34:48 <nate> WHO KNEW!
19:35:04 <sharni> Lmao
19:35:11 <dusty> im over this
19:35:14 <nate> dusty has no friends :L
19:35:14 <dusty> sharni show me a pic of u
19:35:17 <nate> ha ha
19:35:32 <sharni> Nope
19:35:36 <dusty> why not
19:35:38 <nate> sharni oiled booty pic for dusty
19:35:41 <dusty> ill show u me
19:35:42 <sharni> Cause I don't need to
19:35:45 <dusty> yes u do
19:35:46 <dusty> fuck off then
19:35:51 <sharni> Meh
19:35:52 <tisket> dusty
19:35:55 <tisket> fuck off
19:35:56 <dusty> im serious
19:35:57 <dusty> piss off
19:36:00 <tisket> im serious
19:36:02 <sharni> Lmao
19:36:02 <tisket> pisssssssss
19:36:04 <nate> lol dusty is serious :D
19:36:08 <nate> watch outtt!
19:36:09 <dusty> tisk u dont even have a job mate
19:36:13 <tisket> so
19:36:17 <tisket> i own a home
19:36:17 <dusty> u dont even have a gf
19:36:20 <dusty> ur a virgin
19:36:22 <tisket> so
19:36:22 <dusty> u dont own shit
19:36:25 <tisket> yeah i do
19:36:27 <dusty> govt gives u public housing
19:36:29 <dusty> thats all
19:36:31 <sharni> I'm a Virgin to
19:36:35 <tisket> bullshit
19:36:36 <dusty> sharni not possible
19:36:39 <sharni> Lmao
19:36:39 <tisket> cool sharni
19:36:42 <sharni> Virgin Mary
19:36:44 <nate> dusty tisk will be your friend ;L
19:36:46 <dusty> give me someone here with a brain
19:36:48 <dusty> not this shit
19:36:52 <sharni> Lol
19:37:02 <dusty> i bet you are a fat dog sharni
19:37:09 * tisket sits next to sharni
19:37:13 <nate> sharni does like bones;l
19:37:17 <nate> LOLOLOL
19:37:26 <sharni> Lollololol
19:37:26 <dusty> seriously is there anyone on this server left
19:37:28 * nate stares at tisket
19:37:30 <dusty> that looks good
19:37:31 <sharni> Nope
19:37:40 <dusty> i swear only good looking ppl on here are myself, mayo, steven and nate
19:37:44 <tisket> nah jen is hottest chick on austnet
19:37:45 <dusty> wtf is up with this place
19:37:49 <dusty> nope jen isnt
19:37:52 <dusty> amelia is hotter than jen
19:37:53 <dusty> by far
19:37:56 <nate> ive never been called goodlooking lol
19:38:03 <tisket> im good looking
19:38:07 <sharni> Lmao
19:38:08 <nate> tisk is hawt
19:38:09 <dusty> well nate if that was u in that pic u sent other day then u are good looking man
19:38:19 <dusty> tisk looks like homeless guy i saw in city today who asked me for 20 cents
19:38:21 <dusty> and i gave him it
19:38:25 <sharni> Why doesn't it even matter who's hot and who's not
19:38:31 <dusty> it does
19:38:34 <dusty> sick of ugly cunts
19:38:36 <dusty> and pigs
19:38:39 <sharni> Lmao
19:38:44 <dusty> 63% of australia is morbid obese
19:38:48 <dusty> was on the news today
19:38:51 <tisket> im skinny
19:38:51 <dusty> u cunts eat shit
19:38:53 <dusty> make me sick
19:38:58 <sharni> You must be fucking hot to judge others
19:38:59 <dusty> tisk ur unhealthy
19:39:00 <dusty> u dont eat
19:39:04 <tisket> lols
19:39:06 <dusty> u eat homebrand dimsims mate
19:39:07 <sharni> Lol
19:39:10 <sharni> Lol
19:39:11 <sharni> Lol
19:39:14 <tisket> lol?
19:39:15 <dusty> each one of those dimsims has 380mg of salt u retard
19:39:24 <dusty> eat 4 of them u basically over for the day
19:39:25 <nate> the things dusty knows ;D
19:39:29 <nate> awesome
19:39:31 <dusty> how many do u eat a day tisk?
19:39:37 <tisket> 2000
19:39:45 <dusty> 2000 dimsims?
19:39:49 <tisket> and 50 big macs
19:39:49 <sharni> Lol
19:39:51 <nate> i have spagetti tonight tisk, mince n stuff :D
19:40:04 <tisket> i ate all the angus beef
19:40:07 <tisket> u cunt
19:40:11 <dusty> i have a beer and what was suppose to be fucking mighty angys
19:40:14 <dusty> thanks to pollock and jen
19:40:19 <sharni> lol
19:40:23 <nate> did they eat it on you?
19:40:29 <dusty> they ate all
19:40:32 <dusty> australias supply
19:40:35 <dusty> indian manager told me
19:40:36 <nate> haha k
19:40:36 <tisket> lols
19:40:39 <sharni> Lolol
19:40:52 <tisket> did they have fries
19:40:54 <tisket> at all
19:40:56 <dusty> yeh
19:40:58 <dusty> i got the new ones
19:40:59 <tisket> or just the beef
19:40:59 <dusty> really good
19:41:05 <dusty> cheese bacon fries
19:41:06 <sharni> And a large Diet Coke
19:41:08 <dusty> try it
19:41:11 <dusty> nah no drinks
19:41:15 <dusty> just the fries
19:41:18 <dusty> i had sushi before
19:41:27 <tisket> brb
19:41:29 <dusty> seriously im going to make jen pay for this
19:41:36 <sharni> Lol
19:41:41 <steven_> pay for what?
19:41:47 <dusty> for eating all the shit man
19:41:49 <dusty> her and pollock
19:41:53 <dusty> and her going on maccas dates
19:41:56 <steven_> ahhahaa
19:41:56 <dusty> up makeout mountain
19:42:01 <dusty> eating all the burgers and shit
19:42:03 <sharni> Lol
19:42:04 <dusty> she ran australia dry
19:42:06 <dusty> but not her pussy
19:42:18 <dusty> seriously im not stable today after finding out it was her and pollock who did this
19:42:35 <sharni> Dusty I'm here if you need to talk about this
19:42:43 <dusty> sharni
19:42:44 <dusty> send me a pic
19:42:47 <dusty> and ill consider pming u
19:42:53 <sharni> Neh
19:42:58 <sharni> Changed my mind
19:43:01 <dusty> ok
19:43:02 <dusty> ur loss
19:43:14 <sharni> Not really
19:43:17 <nate> im gonna watch into the badlands, better be decent or i'll kiss dustys box
19:43:23 <dusty> where is your kids dad?
19:43:34 <sharni> Not in the picture
19:43:38 <dusty> ok good
19:43:40 <dusty> paint me in
19:43:42 <sharni> Lol
19:43:47 <sharni> Neh
19:43:53 <dusty> if not ill do it myself
19:44:00 <sharni> Lmao
19:44:10 <dusty> seriously how old are u?
19:45:39 <sharni> Lol
19:45:48 <sharni> Not going through it again and get called a slut
19:45:50 <nate> get her tax file number dusty :P
19:45:54 <sharni> Lol
19:45:55 <dusty> i dont think u are slut
19:45:58 <dusty> yet
19:46:03 <sharni> :/
19:46:10 <dusty> where u from?
19:46:13 <nate> now hes sweet talking :D
19:46:16 <nate> heheheh
19:46:18 <sharni> Noneya
19:46:20 * dusty slaps sfx around a bit with a large trout
19:46:27 <dusty> ^^^^^^^^ smash ur fucking head in cunt
19:46:29 <dusty> you and jen
19:46:33 <sharni> Lol
19:46:40 <dusty> eating all the mighty angus u fucking pigs
19:46:44 <sharni> Lol
19:46:48 <nate> they are busy making out dusty comeon ;D
19:46:55 <dusty> nope
19:47:02 <dusty> they are busy eating fillet of fishes
19:47:05 <dusty> and mc nuggets
19:47:12 <sharni> Dusty what meds are prescribed to you
19:47:15 <dusty> 0
19:47:23 <sharni> They ain't working
19:47:24 <dusty> dont need meds
19:47:33 <dusty> this is real pain im feeling
19:47:36 <dusty> real emotion
19:47:39 <sharni> Have you been checked out for bipolar
19:47:43 <dusty> yeh lol
19:47:46 <dusty> im 100% sane
19:47:51 <sharni> Go to another dr
19:47:53 <dusty> nah
19:47:57 <dusty> done all that
19:47:58 <dusty> im sane
19:48:03 <steven_> haah
19:48:04 <sharni> Hmm
19:48:08 <sharni> Don't think so
19:48:22 <dusty> only when i was cracking out years ago was told to cut down on weed and i did and felt way better
19:48:32 <dusty> sharni maybe u dont give a shit about mighty angus but i do
19:48:33 <sharni> Eww
19:48:41 <dusty> and to find out it was fucking jen and pollock that did this
19:48:42 <dusty> well fuck
19:48:43 <sharni> Lol I don't care for it at all
19:48:45 <dusty> i care
19:48:47 <dusty> u dont
19:48:54 <dusty> whats eww??
19:48:56 <sharni> Lmao
19:49:02 <sharni> Crack
19:49:05 <dusty> crack?
19:49:09 <sharni> Ice ice baby
19:49:14 <dusty> what about it
19:49:18 <dusty> i didnt say anything about it
19:49:18 <sharni> Eww
19:49:25 <sharni> Cracking out
19:49:28 <sharni> Isn't that ice
19:49:29 <dusty> ohh
19:49:30 <dusty> no
19:49:34 <dusty> its just a saying
19:49:38 <dusty> but i know what u mean
19:49:39 <sharni> I've heard a junkie say it
19:49:40 <sharni> Lol
19:49:43 <dusty> yeh yeh lol
19:49:44 <sharni> That's why I thought
19:49:49 <dusty> nah it just means ur flipping out
19:50:00 <sharni> Why couldn't you just say flipping out
19:50:01 <dusty> i never fucked up on ice
19:50:08 <dusty> cause cracking out is better
19:50:08 <sharni> Ice is disgusting
19:50:11 <dusty> nah its good
19:50:13 <dusty> love it
19:50:18 <sharni> Yuck
19:50:20 <dusty> u ever had it?
19:50:25 <sharni> Nope
19:50:28 <dusty> thats why
19:50:33 <dusty> dont talk till u know
19:50:39 <sharni> Only drug I've done is weed won't touch it
19:50:41 <dusty> ppl like u are reason why its illegal
19:50:44 <dusty> LOL
19:50:45 <dusty> weed?
19:50:48 <dusty> thats it
19:50:53 <sharni> Lol if I had one hit of ice I would be addicted
19:50:56 <sharni> Yep that's it
19:50:58 <dusty> no u wouldnt
19:51:04 <dusty> only yourself would decide that
19:51:10 <dusty> and if u were u would be weak
19:51:11 <sharni> Everyone is different
19:51:15 <dusty> ppl like u dont deserve to be alive
19:51:19 <dusty> like jen and pollock
19:51:20 <sharni> Lol
19:51:22 <dusty> so addicted to maccas
19:51:24 <sharni> Lol
19:51:25 <sharni> Lol
19:51:25 <dusty> eats all mighty angus
19:51:26 <sharni> Lol
19:51:27 <sharni> Lol
19:51:28 <nate> into da badlands has good fighting ;L
19:51:33 <dusty> now cunts like me gotta deal with it
19:51:35 <nate> steveo would like it
19:51:40 <dusty> seriously sharni
19:51:41 <steven_> i had spicy chicken burger from macca's today
19:51:42 <steven_> for lunch
19:51:45 <dusty> what do u do with ur life?
19:51:51 <sharni> I raise my kids
19:51:54 <sharni> That's what I do
19:51:55 <dusty> steven_ try the fries
19:52:04 <dusty> u raise ur kids on centrelink and austnet
19:52:04 <sharni> Make sure they don't turn out like you dusty
19:52:05 <steven_> i didnt eat em all
19:52:05 <dusty> great mum!
19:52:09 <sharni> Lolol
19:52:22 <sharni> I have no choice to be on Centrelink
19:52:26 <dusty> yeh u do
19:52:29 <dusty> u could get a job
19:52:31 <sharni> Do I
19:52:35 <dusty> get a real life
19:52:41 <dusty> instead u spend it on here
19:52:46 <nate> dusty will baby sit the kids
19:52:46 <dusty> like the career mum pigs
19:52:46 <sharni> Yeah I'll just leave my two year old and 5 month old at home while I work
19:52:48 <dusty> #melbourne
19:52:49 <dusty> go join
19:52:54 <dusty> 2 year old fine
19:52:57 <dusty> 5 month fine
19:53:02 <dusty> take to ur mothers
19:53:08 <sharni> She can't
19:53:13 <dusty> well thats ur problem
19:53:15 <nate> dusty will be da mother
19:53:16 <sharni> Trust me I had a career and I had to quit
19:53:20 <sharni> Fuck that
19:53:30 <dusty> nah u just comfortable
19:53:34 <dusty> being 38 year old pig
19:53:37 <dusty> on the cenno
19:53:40 <dusty> ull never get a job
19:53:42 <sharni> Lol
19:53:43 <steven_> haahhahaahhahhahahhahahahaah
19:53:59 <sharni> I ain't 38
19:54:02 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooooool
19:54:04 <dusty> how old are u slut?
19:54:06 <sharni> Lmao
19:54:09 <nate> sharni is 69
19:54:10 <dusty> 40?
19:54:12 <sharni> It's none of your concern
19:54:16 <dusty> tell me how old u are pig
19:54:20 <dusty> or fuck off
19:54:24 <sharni> lol Lollololol
19:54:28 <sharni> So funny
19:54:38 <dusty> why cant u tell me how old are u?
19:54:41 <dusty> u fucking 17 or something?
19:54:44 <steven_> hahaahhahahahhha
19:54:44 <sharni> Yea
19:54:49 <dusty> my gfs mum had her when she was 13
19:54:53 <dusty> u one of those sluts are u
19:54:55 <dusty> houso sluts
19:54:56 <sharni> Lol
19:54:57 <dusty> bet u are
19:54:58 <sharni> Yerp
19:55:00 <dusty> cept ur prob ugly
19:55:02 <sharni> How did you knew
19:55:02 <dusty> and u dont do drugs
19:55:07 <dusty> which means ur a loser
19:55:07 <sharni> Yeah I am ugly
19:55:09 <nate> dusty chat her upppp!
19:55:11 <sharni> Pretty much
19:55:12 <dusty> fuck no
19:55:16 <dusty> i like girls who take drugs
19:55:19 <dusty> not irc addicts
19:55:20 <steven_> hahahahah
19:55:21 <sharni> Lmao
19:55:28 <steven_> jen smokes ice
19:55:31 <dusty> and eat all the fucking mighty angus
19:55:31 <dusty> she does
19:55:32 <sharni> Really
19:55:37 <dusty> thats why i chatted her up
19:55:42 <sharni> Does Jen really smoke ice
19:55:46 <dusty> yes
19:55:47 <dusty> she does
19:55:49 <sharni> Ew
19:56:05 <dusty> she looks like she's on it hard
19:56:12 <dusty> prob how she lost so much weight
19:56:16 <dusty> i showed my gf the pic
19:56:20 <dusty> she said yep 100% on ice
19:56:28 <dusty> and my gf is never wrong
19:56:32 <nate> oskars icey doodle
19:56:33 <sharni> Maybe she has been working out
19:56:52 <sharni> But than again a junkie can tell if another person is a junkie
19:56:52 <dusty> nope
19:56:56 <nate> how many kids will osky and jen make!
19:56:59 <sharni> Just like your gf
19:57:00 <dusty> im not a junkie sharni
19:57:02 <dusty> but i can tell
19:57:02 <nate> better beat sharni
19:57:04 <steven_> hahahhaahhaahahahhaa
19:57:06 <sharni> Lol
19:57:08 <dusty> i seen enough
19:57:11 <dusty> been around enough
19:57:18 <sharni> Aw yeah
19:57:18 <dusty> and nah my gf not a junkie she do it a lot but
19:57:24 <dusty> she got golden eye but not as good as me
19:57:25 <sharni> Yuck
19:57:36 <dusty> my gf young slut she knows nothing about drugs just what is new today
19:57:40 <dusty> sharni are u old slut?
19:57:48 <nate> just lie sharni
19:57:54 <steven_> ayaahhaaah
19:57:55 <sharni> Gues
19:57:55 * nate rolls over
19:57:58 <sharni> Guess*
19:58:21 <steven_> dont tell them they are all pedo's
19:58:24 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
19:58:26 <sharni> I won't
19:58:39 <sharni> Dusty how loose is your gf
19:58:49 <dusty> not very
19:58:53 <sharni> Lmao
19:58:59 <dusty> pretty good actually
19:59:02 <dusty> i would have thought a lot worse
19:59:07 <sharni> Lmao
19:59:08 <steven_> ahshaha
19:59:10 <sharni> I would to
19:59:22 <dusty> i can fist her with vb longneckup to middle
19:59:24 <sharni> Did you get a std
19:59:26 <steven_> hahahaahhahhahahahahahaa
19:59:30 <sharni> Lol
19:59:31 <dusty> nah i gave her one though lol
19:59:42 <steven_> sharing is caring bro
19:59:42 <sharni> She was going to get one eventually
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19:59:52 <dusty> prob
19:59:54 <sharni> Yeah
20:00:02 <dusty> she told me get check for HIV but meh fuck it
20:00:05 <steven_> hahahahhahaha
20:00:07 <sharni> Once a slut always a slut
20:00:09 <dusty> she just trying to scare me
20:00:11 <dusty> i agree sharni
20:00:11 <steven_> if u got HIV
20:00:14 <steven_> go fuck sfx
20:00:19 <dusty> ill fuck jen
20:00:20 <sharni> Lol
20:00:23 <dusty> and mrs poh
20:00:29 <steven_> but if you fuck jen
20:00:35 <steven_> sfx will never get it
20:00:36 <steven_> haaha
20:00:43 <sharni> Lol
20:00:54 <dusty> hahahahaha
20:00:55 <dusty> ur right
20:02:23 <sharni> Lol
20:02:36 <dusty> sharni i fuck anything thats got a hairy pussy
20:02:57 <sharni> That's desperate
20:03:22 <sharni> Are you that ugly that you can't get a girl that looks after her self and shaves
20:03:23 <dusty> yes very
20:03:28 <dusty> i like hairy pussy
20:03:32 <dusty> shave legs yes
20:03:32 <sharni> Eh
20:03:32 <steven_> ewwwwww
20:03:33 <dusty> of course
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20:03:36 <dusty> but hairy pussy for sure
20:03:40 <sharni> Yuck
20:03:41 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9ayvbl
20:03:54 <sharni> Lol
20:04:02 <dusty> mrs poh has hairy
20:04:04 <dusty> she told me
20:04:21 <dusty> seriously when i find pollock and jen im gunna fucking cave their heads in
20:04:27 <Buttluver> HOLY CRAP
20:04:29 <Buttluver> HOLY CRAP
20:04:35 <dusty> i had not had a mighty angus since years
20:04:36 <dusty> years
20:04:38 <dusty> literally
20:04:47 <sharni> Lol
20:04:48 <dusty> and these fat fucking greedy dogs do this shit to me
20:04:53 <dusty> im fucking skitzing
20:04:55 <dusty> seriously
20:05:02 <sharni> You need those meds
20:05:08 <dusty> i dont need any meds
20:05:09 <Buttluver> dusty
20:05:12 <dusty> i need a fucking mighty angys
20:05:12 <Buttluver> fuck em up yo
20:05:18 <Buttluver> give it to them
20:05:20 <dusty> thats what i need
20:05:22 <dusty> Buttluver
20:05:24 <dusty> they ate them
20:05:25 <dusty> all
20:05:29 <dusty> no more mighty angus in australia
20:05:31 <dusty> i find out today
20:05:35 <sharni> Lol
20:05:35 <dusty> when i go to get one for my lunch
20:05:38 <Buttluver> jens lost a lot of weight
20:05:40 <dusty> and fucking manager tells me
20:05:41 <sharni> It will come back out eventually
20:05:43 <Buttluver> i think she went bulimic
20:05:44 <dusty> its pollock and jen
20:05:47 <dusty> who ate them all
20:05:49 <dusty> no more
20:05:51 <Buttluver> now she just vomits food after every meal
20:05:53 <dusty> just fucking summer menu
20:05:57 <Buttluver> and pollock eats the vomit up
20:05:57 <dusty> and fucking grand angus bullshit
20:06:10 <dusty> id say pollock is on deaths door
20:06:12 <dusty> tisk eats better
20:06:16 <dusty> if the cunts using a p4
20:06:18 <dusty> still in 2015
20:06:24 <dusty> and scabbing money off jens D$P
20:06:27 <dusty> the cunts on deaths door
20:06:46 <dusty> as my 96 year old nan would say "feed him to the dogs"
20:06:53 <dusty> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=kdsc2r&s=9
20:07:07 <steven_> not eating... wont fix that head
20:07:23 <dusty> seriously im writing up email for maccas head office
20:07:31 <dusty> with this jen and pollock shit i find out
20:07:58 <sharni> Lol
20:08:28 <dusty> sharni u keep it up
20:08:32 <dusty> ill come for u next
20:08:46 <sharni> Ok
20:08:46 <dusty> heard u the cause of the double downs being discontinued
20:08:48 <sharni> I'm waiting
20:08:55 <dusty> dont give a shit if u got 2 loser kids
20:08:55 <dusty> ill bash them too
20:08:59 <sharni> Lol what's that
20:09:07 <sharni> Are you fucking serious
20:09:09 <dusty> double down kfc u slut
20:09:13 <dusty> that u fucking ate australia dry of
20:09:20 <sharni> I don't eat that shit
20:09:20 Mode: (by thestig) +b *!*@101.174.26651C.11C32A
20:09:23 Kick: dusty was kicked by thestig (thestig)
20:09:33 <sharni> Don't fucking say you will bash my kids
20:09:47 <+thestig> soz its gone
20:09:52 <sharni> Thanks
20:09:58 Mode: (by thestig) +o sharni
20:10:01 <tisket> lols
20:10:04 <+thestig> welcomes
20:10:07 <sharni> Can't believe someone would say that
20:10:28 <+thestig> that is fucked
20:10:44 <sharni> Yup
20:11:25 <nate> nup its called the internet
20:11:31 * nate falls over
20:12:13 <nate> what is a double down
20:12:16 <nate> lolol
20:12:33 <nate> poker?
20:12:34 <sharni> Lol idk
20:12:50 <sharni> Apparently it was a burger at kfc
20:13:02 <nate> i will ask the expert of kfc
20:13:04 <nate> hes on irc
20:13:17 <sharni> Lol
20:14:22 <Buttluver> tisket: you faggot
20:14:32 <Buttluver> hanging out in #sex ROFL
20:14:37 <Buttluver> depso cunt
20:15:01 <steven_> hahahaah
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20:17:39 Nick: sharni_ is now known as sharni
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20:20:41 <steven_> hi Bruno mars
20:21:14 <+thestig> lol
20:21:25 <Buttluver> bruno mars epiz fag
20:21:47 <steven_> 😱🔫
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20:22:39 <Buttluver> tisket you gay cocksucker slut
20:23:06 <Buttluver> hope your boyfriend stabs you in the fucking neck with a pen
20:24:41 <sharni> Lol
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20:37:18 <Buttluver> hes off wanking over his cat
20:37:20 <Buttluver> fucking freak
20:37:55 <sharni> Nice
20:38:45 <nate> pen is?
20:38:54 <nate> :L
20:40:51 <sharni> Lol
20:40:57 <Buttluver> nate gets hungry at the possible mention of dick
20:41:38 <sharni> Lol
20:41:44 <nate> very true my butt puckers up
20:42:33 * nate flashes Buttluver
20:42:42 <nate> hey butty u seen any hot chix mate?
20:42:45 * Buttluver pisses on nate
20:42:51 <nate> comeonnn!
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21:17:00 <skidmark> hi sll
21:17:02 <skidmark> all
21:17:41 <nate> skidmark Buttluver says bend over
21:17:46 <skidmark> ;l
21:18:53 <nate> then he says moan and scream starwarz
21:19:38 <skidmark> heh
21:19:42 <skidmark> bored
21:19:59 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
21:20:06 <skidmark> melies
21:20:28 <skidmark> hey big tt's
21:21:25 <amelia> pedo
21:21:40 <skidmark> nup
21:21:48 <amelia> pedo
21:21:59 <skidmark> nup
21:25:44 <skidmark> bumjack
21:32:35 <skidmark> sharni
21:33:31 <sharni> ?
21:33:37 <skidmark> hello
21:33:40 <sharni> Hey
21:33:47 <skidmark> how r u
21:34:09 <sharni> Good. Yourself
21:34:21 <skidmark> goot
21:35:00 <skidmark> wat r u up 2 2 nite
21:36:32 <steven_> lol
21:37:13 <sharni> Lol
21:37:15 <sharni> Nothing
21:37:29 <skidmark> kool
21:39:36 <skidmark> :)
21:39:51 <amelia> gr8 convo guys
21:40:13 <tisket> hi sexy
21:40:41 <skidmark> lolz
21:42:23 <sharni> Lol
21:42:37 <skidmark> :]]]
21:42:45 * skidmark slaps sharni around a bit with a large trout
21:42:59 <sharni> Lol
21:43:41 <skidmark> lolz
21:43:51 <Mx_Trump> bumjack
21:44:08 <skidmark> yes
21:44:20 <nate> Mx_Trump has now signed up for a bumjack
21:48:15 <Buttluver> amelia bend over
21:48:25 <Buttluver> tiskets gonna fuck your arse
21:48:35 <tisket> i wish
21:48:46 <steven_> hahaa
21:48:55 <steven_> tisky
21:48:59 <steven_> we need a new vid
21:49:07 <Buttluver> tisket you faggot mucnher
21:49:11 <Buttluver> fucking cunt
21:49:15 <Buttluver> BOWMORE RD
21:49:27 <Buttluver> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xat1/t31.0-8/12322390_1707410942827680_8418696201822183546_o.jpg
21:49:30 <Buttluver> check that pic out
21:49:40 <Buttluver> did you take a picture of vomit tisk?
21:50:45 <tisket> boring
21:50:55 <tisket> do something
21:51:07 <tisket> lols
21:51:55 <tisket> i am not going any where tomorrow
21:52:02 <tisket> cbf
21:52:13 <tisket> Buttluver blew all his cash
21:52:16 <tisket> already
21:52:23 <Buttluver> you're thinking of yourself tisket
21:52:27 <tisket> lols
21:52:33 <Buttluver> blew all your money on weed and goon
21:52:33 <tisket> u blew ya wad
21:52:40 <nate> u spend it all on Buttluver
21:52:42 <Buttluver> i blew my wad into your sisters mouth
21:52:48 <Buttluver> she swallowed
21:52:53 <tisket> bullshit
21:53:07 <tisket> i blew my load in ya bong
21:53:22 <Buttluver> i don't have a bong you retard
21:53:27 <tisket> yeah u do
21:53:27 <Buttluver> you just jizzed in your own bong
21:53:36 <tisket> u are junkie
21:53:43 <Buttluver> i cires
21:53:46 <tisket> fucken junkie scum
21:53:46 <Buttluver> criss
21:53:49 <Buttluver> I CHRIS
21:53:50 <Buttluver> I FRIED
21:53:55 <tisket> fucken junkie scum
21:53:57 <Buttluver> want woman
21:53:59 <Buttluver> lols coffee
21:54:17 <Mx_Trump> tisket
21:54:19 <Mx_Trump> i got weed
21:54:20 <Mx_Trump> lsd
21:54:21 <Buttluver> tisket i called your council about sockzie
21:54:21 <Mx_Trump> heroin
21:54:22 <Mx_Trump> u want?
21:54:27 <Buttluver> told them you had a cat
21:54:28 <tisket> no
21:54:30 <Buttluver> she aint regod
21:54:32 <Mx_Trump> good price for u mate
21:54:34 <Buttluver> you're in shit now pal
21:54:35 <Mx_Trump> one bumjack
21:54:45 <tisket> my cat is regod
21:54:47 <tisket> lols
21:54:49 <Buttluver> councils gonna come take her away and put her down
21:55:10 <Buttluver> wish they'd put you down pisstopher
21:55:10 <tisket> u try anything to get a bite
21:55:20 <Buttluver> lol matey
21:55:24 <tisket> Buttluver fuck up cunty
21:55:25 <Buttluver> do you still think you're jesus
21:55:34 <Buttluver> remember that tisk
21:55:38 <slinky_J> cause he aint nothin but a butt digga uh ye kanye
21:55:38 <tisket> u still on depo Buttluver?
21:55:41 <Buttluver> when you were raging at everyone for having sex
21:55:43 <tisket> u still on depo Buttluver?
21:55:54 <Buttluver> you reckoned you were jesus
21:55:55 <Buttluver> lol
21:56:01 <tisket> Buttluver is a pin cushion
21:56:08 <tisket> and a penis warmer
21:56:10 <Buttluver> your dick is a tiny pin
21:56:16 <Buttluver> no one can feel it
21:56:20 <Buttluver> too small
21:56:28 <tisket> go polish some knob Buttluver
21:56:32 <Mx_Trump> !seen jenspussy
21:56:45 <Buttluver> tisket your sister just polished my knob
21:57:14 <Buttluver> suck suck suck suck
21:57:24 <nate> tisk often dress up as his sister
21:58:08 <Mx_Trump> tisk dresses up as his sister and heads down to the local glory hole
21:58:20 <Buttluver> hahahaha
21:58:25 <Buttluver> gets some money for his lsd
21:58:29 <Mx_Trump> yes
21:58:40 <Buttluver> tisky sucky $10
21:58:48 <Buttluver> wristy $5
21:58:53 <Buttluver> love hole $20
21:59:11 <Mx_Trump> no
21:59:12 <Mx_Trump> tisk pays
21:59:16 <Mx_Trump> not for his lsd
21:59:48 <steven_> tisk is a lad
22:00:06 <sharni> Lol
22:00:19 <slinky_J> a laaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddddd
22:00:29 <sharni> Yas
22:00:31 <Buttluver> tisket is a woman
22:00:36 <sharni> Hawt
22:00:37 <slinky_J> im a llama
22:00:37 <Buttluver> tisket is tisks transsexual side
22:00:45 <slinky_J> u can all go llama fuck yourselves
22:00:46 <slinky_J> :P
22:00:49 <slinky_J> ahehehe
22:00:54 <sharni> Lol
22:01:16 <slinky_J> wait was that my mums voice telling me that's not how you make friends josh?
22:01:18 <Buttluver> tisket looks at women and gets a softy
22:01:25 <slinky_J> go fuck a llama mum in my head!
22:01:27 <slinky_J> ;)
22:01:39 <slinky_J> a softy?
22:01:48 <slinky_J> you've clearly never had an erection
22:02:28 <slinky_J> it goes one to ten right, or in caitlyn genners case 0 to minus 10
22:02:28 <Mx_Trump> tisk is a small time crim like steven_
22:02:30 <Buttluver> yeah my name is joshua ratwood and the meds i am on stop me
22:02:50 <slinky_J> yeah, thanks for not using your brain
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22:02:56 <slinky_J> go sit next to stig.
22:04:50 <Buttluver> joshua is a third rate joker wannabe
22:05:01 <Buttluver> slops his mothers make up on his face and runs around laughing like a minda
22:05:40 <tisket> coffee lols
22:06:05 <Buttluver> shove it up your arse tisk
22:06:06 <steven_> small time
22:06:14 <tisket> lols
22:06:20 <tisket> enema
22:06:27 <tisket> lols
22:06:30 <tisket> coffee
22:06:31 <steven_> yeah babbbbbbbbbby
22:06:35 <Mx_Trump> wheres gauci pig?
22:06:40 <tisket> oi
22:06:45 <tisket> dont call her that
22:06:46 <skidmark> ://
22:06:51 <steven_> i seen her before
22:06:58 <Mx_Trump> rofllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ tisket
22:07:05 <tisket> fuck off Mx_Trump
22:07:09 <Mx_Trump> gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig
22:07:09 <Mx_Trump> gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig gauci pig
22:07:17 <tisket> i will end u Mx_Trump
22:07:20 <skidmark> lolz
22:07:25 <Mx_Trump> like you ended pollock?
22:07:37 <sharni> Lol
22:07:38 <tisket> go end yaself
22:07:43 <steven_> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=kdsc2r&s=9
22:07:46 <Buttluver> josh loves jen because she reminds him of his mother, but he can fuck her too
22:07:52 <Buttluver> tisket would f uck jen too
22:07:55 <Buttluver> he'd fuck anyone
22:07:59 <steven_> thats in strums backyard
22:08:01 <Buttluver> he'd fuck a dead 80 year old man
22:08:11 * nate gets older
22:08:25 <Buttluver> TISK UP YER BUM
22:08:32 <Buttluver> dont worry nate
22:08:33 <nate> hi 80 m, lookin for good time
22:08:39 <Buttluver> hje'll lick it nice and clean first
22:08:45 <Mx_Trump> how do u know that steven_?
22:08:47 <slinky_J> ready or not here i cum
22:08:48 <nate> he has nice new teeth
22:08:50 <amelia> pliv send you that shteven
22:08:59 <steven_> yea
22:09:05 <amelia> he sent it to me too haha
22:09:07 <sharni> Lol
22:09:08 <steven_> hahahaaha
22:09:31 <steven_> shexy
22:09:40 <Mx_Trump> strum hit it
22:09:44 <Mx_Trump> lolllololllllllllllllllll
22:09:45 <amelia> cake on the foundation
22:09:54 <steven_> strum is ment to be an old man
22:09:58 <steven_> like brett
22:09:58 <Mx_Trump> he is
22:10:03 <Buttluver> he is yeah
22:10:04 <amelia> daddy issues
22:10:04 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*@101.174.26651C.11C32A
22:10:07 <Buttluver> tisket wants to suck his arse
22:10:13 <sharni> That's not really caked on
22:10:14 <Buttluver> num num num eh tisky
22:10:33 <nate> is Buttluver caked on:)
22:10:40 <sharni> Lol
22:10:42 <Buttluver> caked on your face
22:10:44 <Buttluver> tisket
22:10:49 <steven_> strum got lucky
22:10:50 <Buttluver> BOWMORE RD
22:11:05 <amelia> yes it is
22:11:05 <nate> Buttluver tisk has nice new teeth
22:11:10 <amelia> her face is powdery as fuck
22:11:10 <nate> u jelly
22:11:21 <steven_> she looks like a man
22:11:30 <Buttluver> yeah she does
22:11:31 <Buttluver> rofl
22:11:32 <nate> she's dutch its ok
22:11:44 <skidmark> bumjack alliance
22:11:48 <amelia> she got nice green eyes but
22:11:48 <steven_> wait
22:11:53 <amelia> still a useless whore tho
22:11:55 <nate> amelia will kiss her
22:11:56 <amelia> jus wif nice eyes
22:11:59 <steven_> this next picture will be it
22:12:00 <steven_> hang o
22:12:01 <steven_> n
22:12:03 <skidmark> mi?
22:12:10 <amelia> yux
22:12:11 <amelia> NEVER
22:12:12 <nate> SNOG SNOG SNOG
22:12:14 <skidmark> ;//
22:12:15 <nate> SNNOOG
22:12:21 <amelia> kiss her wif my fist
22:12:22 <nate> look into them eyes babe
22:12:29 <sharni> Lol
22:12:58 <sharni> Not the xmas tree Steven
22:13:08 <amelia> YES THE XMAS TREE
22:13:53 <sharni> Yea your right amelia a tad to powdery
22:14:13 <skidmark> melies
22:14:17 <skidmark> sharnies
22:14:22 <amelia> always right
22:14:26 <amelia> fuck off you ped fuck
22:14:29 <skidmark> nup
22:14:32 <amelia> MeLieS NuP
22:14:37 <sharni> Lol
22:14:58 Nick: Buttluver is now known as SpunkyGay
22:15:05 <skidmark> i not ped~
22:15:58 <sharni> Lol
22:16:22 <skidmark> :[
22:16:23 <SpunkyGay> tisket go cry more faggot
22:16:25 <SpunkyGay> shithead
22:16:28 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9box8m
22:16:36 <nate> she lives in melbourne does nonny they all powdery
22:16:38 <SpunkyGay> playing wow like a faggot
22:16:40 <SpunkyGay> and a cunt
22:16:43 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHHAHAAHAA
22:17:05 <steven_> lolzors
22:17:09 <amelia> i swear if you ever do one of me i will snap your neck
22:17:11 <sharni> lol
22:17:13 <steven_> there was a better picture
22:17:13 <amelia> but that is very accurate
22:17:16 <steven_> but it was to small
22:17:25 <skidmark> ;\\
22:17:25 <steven_> indentical pose
22:17:35 <sharni> Haha
22:17:47 <SpunkyGay> amelia has man hands
22:17:52 <SpunkyGay> she could just be a man in make up
22:17:58 <sharni> I thought you would of put her on your xmas tree
22:18:10 <skidmark> ;//
22:18:10 <amelia> you should see the other side of my hands
22:18:15 <amelia> yux
22:18:17 <nate> i hope so, id sex amelia if she had a cock
22:18:19 <sharni> Lol
22:18:21 <nate> COCK IT Up!
22:18:24 <skidmark> \\;
22:18:25 <SpunkyGay> jen looks like someone shoved a garden hose up her arse
22:18:29 <SpunkyGay> and turned it on full bore
22:18:44 <steven_> hahahah
22:18:46 <sharni> Very nice
22:18:59 <amelia> she'd love that
22:19:02 <SpunkyGay> should have used helium and send her into space
22:19:13 <skidmark> melies
22:19:21 <Mx_Trump> she caked on the make up to impress strum
22:19:24 <amelia> pedo fuck
22:19:25 <nate> SpunkyGay u type like u wanna put all these things up her butt;l
22:19:26 <skidmark> nup
22:19:37 <skidmark> l;
22:19:57 <Mx_Trump> <@breaker> She met a 50 year old in Denmark for a fuck... that was the whole reason behind the Perth trip.
22:19:57 <skidmark> ®®
22:20:24 <sharni> Lol
22:20:40 <skidmark> he he
22:21:17 <SpunkyGay> she loves old dick
22:21:23 <steven_> haahhaa
22:21:41 <sharni> Lol
22:22:07 <skidmark> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIRVKfC9h1c
22:22:08 <skidmark> ^^
22:22:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Torcha & B-Don (ft. Hyjak) - Over The Limit (Mar 7, 2010) Length: 3:26 - Category: Music - 3,548 views - 10 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:22:41 <steven_> fuck this
22:22:43 <steven_> im going to bed
22:22:44 <steven_> hahahahaahaa
22:22:54 <steven_> ill chop up a few cones actually
22:23:05 <skidmark> ;o~~
22:23:07 <Mx_Trump> she fucked strum because she was sick of all the little irc boys and wanted someone experienced, but all she experienced was a new pussy rash
22:23:10 <SpunkyGay> steven_: tisket is now your best friend
22:23:21 <SpunkyGay> Mx_Trump: she got crabs and herpes
22:24:50 <steven_> me and tisk are tight
22:24:57 <skidmark> lolz
22:24:58 <Mx_Trump> both bong heads
22:25:02 <amelia> wot is emma doing
22:25:06 <skidmark> melies
22:25:09 <amelia> sitting down i hope
22:25:12 <steven_> yeh
22:25:15 <steven_> watching home and away
22:25:20 <amelia> GUD
22:25:22 <skidmark> mealies
22:25:47 <amelia> you sound retarded
22:25:48 <skidmark> pop a flange
22:25:53 <Mx_Trump> i need to catch up on gs so emma doesnt yell at me
22:25:54 <amelia> MeLieS NuP
22:26:53 <sharni> Aye Steven did jaydon win anything for finding that gnome I seen Emma's post on my newsfeed
22:27:01 <skidmark> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Om5V9JvANk
22:27:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Torcha feat B-Don - Frozen State ft. Feva & Hyjak (Jul 3, 2010) Length: 4:11 - Category: Music - 1,626 views - 6 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:27:14 Join: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:27:39 <TokenDaRing> Sup?
22:28:08 <richard> TokenDaRing what does sup mean>?
22:28:30 <slinky_J> aha token
22:28:36 <TokenDaRing> Jesus fucking christ
22:28:42 <TokenDaRing> You don't know what "Sup" means?
22:28:44 <slinky_J> richard what does make me mac n cheese mean
22:28:50 <slinky_J> DO IT NOW CUNT
22:28:52 <slinky_J> fuck
22:28:53 <TokenDaRing> And, yet you're on fucking IRC
22:28:56 <slinky_J> goin skitzo
22:28:58 <TokenDaRing> Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
22:29:00 <skidmark> slinky
22:29:08 <slinky_J> good ol tokenz
22:29:15 <skidmark> i pwn3d 3 dudes with a grenade bruv
22:29:15 <richard> TokenDaRing nah mate
22:29:29 <richard> Token what does sup mean?
22:29:34 <slinky_J> man the hatefull shit my x says to cunts on fb
22:29:37 <skidmark> short for whatsup
22:29:38 <slinky_J> kinda gettin me moist
22:30:12 <skidmark> run from darth vader n luke -____-
22:30:12 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2GVOGyyFB0
22:30:16 <slinky_J> unfff tee dum
22:30:16 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2pac-Tupac Got My Mind Made Up (Mar 9, 2007) Length: 7:51 - Category: Music - 1,633,492 views - 4,818 likes (96.9%), 153 dislikes (3.1%)
22:30:29 <TokenDaRing> richard: Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuppppp?
22:30:46 <slinky_J> richard is preshis babby
22:30:49 <richard> wtf Token what does Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuppppp mean?
22:30:57 <slinky_J> LOL
22:31:42 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LobHiqdhWlA
22:31:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Da Mutz - Wazup (Jul 14, 2009) Length: - Category: Music - 28,496 views - 92 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:31:58 Join: Soda ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:32:03 <richard> Token you dumb bastard what does Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuppppp mean?
22:32:07 Part: Soda ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
22:32:25 <sharni> Wb richard did you take your meds
22:32:55 <richard> sharni I have to go soon it's abit late I have to go somewhere tomorrow
22:33:07 <SpunkyGay> richard hits on 16 year old girls
22:33:13 <SpunkyGay> and tells them to get on centrelink
22:33:14 <skidmark> bumjack alliance is here and watching
22:33:17 <richard> SpunkyGay how do you know ?
22:33:19 <sharni> Lol why do I care
22:33:28 <nate> dez nuts
22:33:41 <SpunkyGay> richard SHE TOLD ME
22:33:43 <skidmark> me and marcus allan went over to see nicole, heard a knock at the door must of been ron gold
22:33:45 <SpunkyGay> FUCKHEAD
22:33:54 <richard> SpunkyGay that was a private chat, why did she tell you?
22:34:03 <TokenDaRing> So, a few new faces here I see
22:34:13 Join: KatyLyn ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:34:17 <KatyLyn> hi richard
22:34:30 <KatyLyn> remember me???
22:34:36 <richard> ah yeah
22:34:42 <richard> I think I do
22:34:45 <steven_> hahahhahaahahahahahhahhaahhaha
22:34:51 <amelia> there was a powdery face shown jus before you got here
22:35:03 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9box8m
22:35:12 <richard> SpunkyGay why did you do that for?
22:35:24 <KatyLyn> i told him
22:35:30 <KatyLyn> because you creeped me out
22:35:37 <KatyLyn> and hes a gay man you can trust gay men
22:35:37 <amelia> there ittis again
22:35:39 <richard> KatyLyn I was helping you
22:35:50 <TokenDaRing> Oh wow, steven_
22:35:57 <steven_> haha
22:35:58 <TokenDaRing> Does she still come around here?
22:36:05 <steven_> only when she is running low
22:36:08 <steven_> on cum
22:36:11 <skidmark> shtevo
22:36:16 <TokenDaRing> I rememhber when I left, she was hitting peak popularity with the boys
22:36:22 <slinky_J> CAITLYN GENNER I WAS HELPING YOU BY GLUING THAT DILDO ON
22:36:26 <steven_> she just done the perth trip
22:36:28 <slinky_J> fucking hell
22:36:29 <KatyLyn> richard
22:36:33 <skidmark> shtevo
22:36:33 <KatyLyn> you want me to be a hooker for you
22:36:35 <KatyLyn> on the dole
22:36:37 <KatyLyn> no thx
22:36:39 <amelia> her lil black irc book has been maxed out
22:36:42 <slinky_J> oi i am everyones hooker
22:36:43 <steven_> hahaha
22:36:44 <amelia> so she's moved on for now
22:36:50 <skidmark> melies
22:36:51 <amelia> but she will be back
22:36:51 <richard> you should KatyLyn
22:37:01 * slinky_J rubs up against amelia "yeah babby i got dat haigh eye vee!"
22:37:11 <slinky_J> charlie sheen is my best friend
22:37:35 <KatyLyn> richard i am 16
22:37:39 <KatyLyn> pervert
22:37:39 <Mx_Trump> slinky_J has a bias towards pre op transexuals as well
22:38:05 <TokenDaRing> amelia, I told her she'd eventually fuck herself over here
22:38:29 <TokenDaRing> Wow, she told me some pretty hilarious shit actually
22:39:29 <sharni> Lmao
22:40:50 <steven_> ahhhh
22:40:54 <steven_> there are alot of logs
22:40:56 <steven_> lolololol
22:40:59 <steven_> pictures
22:41:01 <sharni> Lol
22:41:30 <TokenDaRing> Oh boy
22:41:34 <TokenDaRing> Is Oskar still around?
22:41:39 <TokenDaRing> He was her number one fan
22:42:13 <steven_> yeh
22:42:15 <steven_> he still is
22:42:19 <steven_> sfx = oskar
22:42:30 <steven_> he got the chance to fuck her
22:42:32 <steven_> and couldnt get a hard on
22:42:35 <steven_> tells the whole channel
22:42:41 <slinky_J> aaaaaaaahahahaha oskar
22:42:43 <slinky_J> nah
22:42:53 <slinky_J> thestig is in oskars place as douche no.1
22:43:00 <slinky_J> aint you boy
22:43:02 <richard> steven did he end up wanking after
22:43:07 <Mx_Trump> what did he do slinky_J?
22:43:08 <slinky_J> ha ha niggerish.
22:43:08 <steven_> not sure
22:43:09 <Mx_Trump> stig
22:43:12 <TokenDaRing> Oh wow
22:43:14 <steven_> someone ring jen and ask her
22:43:24 <TokenDaRing> So, Oskar pulled a Christopher?
22:43:25 <+thestig> slinky the woman basher
22:43:25 <slinky_J> ring Ghostbuddhas
22:43:27 <+thestig> lolll
22:43:33 <slinky_J> lolllllllll
22:43:37 <slinky_J> every day
22:43:37 <steven_> then jen met loopydog
22:43:45 <steven_> and he couldnt get a hard-on
22:43:46 <slinky_J> it's why i listen to tupac rap about mike
22:43:48 <+thestig> slinky_gay
22:43:54 <steven_> then she fucked a 54 yr old
22:43:59 <slinky_J> yeah boy keep pickin at yur cotton
22:44:02 <steven_> few others on the way
22:44:08 <steven_> then back to oskarr
22:44:09 <slinky_J> a fifty four year old
22:44:09 <TokenDaRing> Jesus fucking shit
22:44:09 <steven_> oh
22:44:12 <TokenDaRing> Wow
22:44:13 <steven_> and strykerx
22:44:13 <slinky_J> fucken fuck
22:44:13 <steven_> hahaah
22:44:15 <TokenDaRing> She fucking did the rounds
22:44:17 <slinky_J> oh they even fucked
22:44:22 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX? Really?!
22:44:25 <slinky_J> notice how he asked me for ops
22:44:29 <slinky_J> and i just left
22:44:29 <steven_> they were together
22:44:30 <TokenDaRing> I knew he kinda liked her, but fuck
22:44:30 <steven_> for months
22:44:32 <steven_> and months
22:44:34 <slinky_J> and didnt come back for a while
22:44:39 <slinky_J> so uncomfy like being raped
22:44:39 <Mx_Trump> its faster to list the number of guys on irc jen hasnt fucked than has fucked
22:44:42 <slinky_J> mmmm
22:44:47 <steven_> him and oskarr met for a fight
22:44:51 <steven_> loooooooooooooooool
22:44:53 <slinky_J> and they didnt even fight
22:44:53 <+thestig> slinky_j fucked jen tooo lolllll
22:44:54 <slinky_J> LOLLLLLLL
22:44:56 <TokenDaRing> Damn
22:44:59 <TokenDaRing> I missed a lot
22:45:01 <slinky_J> n they both came on bitchin about eachother token
22:45:02 <sharni> Lololol
22:45:05 <slinky_J> aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa
22:45:09 <slinky_J> fucken lolarious
22:45:09 <TokenDaRing> This is some epic levels of drama
22:45:13 <steven_> yeo
22:45:17 <steven_> its just died down
22:45:23 <steven_> after the perth trip
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22:45:37 <slinky_J> thestig dont talk about it, it's like some fuckin japanese horror movie where if it's said on the internet it happens!
22:45:44 <slinky_J> i am tapin my dick to my asshole brb
22:46:02 <sharni> Wtf did I just read
22:46:04 <TokenDaRing> Perth trip?
22:46:15 <amelia> do you remember how it all started tho?
22:46:15 <slinky_J> u heard.
22:46:24 <slinky_J> u prob did it amelia
22:46:27 <Mx_Trump> <@breaker> she's on a dating site cause she's had too many austNet cocks as it is.. too many people know about her... so shes moved onto another hunting ground for cock
22:46:28 <slinky_J> in some smart female ways
22:46:34 <slinky_J> Ameliaspot
22:46:34 <+thestig> slinky_j u said steven wanked off his kid u sicko
22:46:37 <slinky_J> the tv show
22:46:39 <slinky_J> she did it
22:46:44 <slinky_J> dude
22:46:45 <slinky_J> not cool
22:46:55 <amelia> cos jenn went to the snow wif Stryker and she knew dave really wanted to take her to see snow for the first time
22:47:04 <TokenDaRing> I remember how it all started
22:47:05 <richard> how old is steven's son
22:47:07 <amelia> aaaahaahahhahaahhahahahahahahaha
22:47:21 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooool
22:47:22 <slinky_J> to the snow
22:47:27 <slinky_J> nobody takes slinky to the snow
22:47:28 <TokenDaRing> Oh yeah, Stryker and Oskar hated each others guts
22:47:32 <slinky_J> cept mama when he was like 11
22:47:33 <TokenDaRing> Big time
22:47:43 <slinky_J> stryker is a fat toob
22:47:44 <TokenDaRing> Oskar was hilarious, he bit really easily
22:47:53 <slinky_J> and pollock is a lame wank over his mama
22:47:56 Quit: Izuru ([email protected]) EOF from client
22:48:01 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J, They aren't making toobs anymore, did you hear?
22:48:06 <slinky_J> no!
22:48:17 <richard> TokenDaRing the chips?
22:48:17 <slinky_J> rudolph aint gon be happy this year brah!
22:48:23 <slinky_J> aint no christmas now!
22:48:27 <TokenDaRing> richard Yes
22:48:34 <slinky_J> first they stop making Muncheros
22:48:36 <richard> token eat cheezels instead
22:48:37 <slinky_J> :(
22:48:42 <slinky_J> aint the same!
22:48:57 <slinky_J> toobs be spicey yum yo
22:49:07 <richard> do they still have burger rings
22:49:25 <slinky_J> yeah but everybody figured out that they arent burgers in ring form
22:49:27 <slinky_J> and gave up
22:49:33 <slinky_J> only indians eat them coz they stoopid.
22:49:45 <sharni> Lol
22:49:54 <slinky_J> lel
22:50:01 <sharni> Looolllll
22:50:51 <Mx_Trump> cheese and bacon balls
22:51:09 <TokenDaRing> Well lads, I'm out, been driving all day, catch you all again soon
22:51:17 <TokenDaRing> Gonna go sleep for ten hours
22:51:28 <sharni> Bye random
22:51:31 Quit: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) Quit: DED
22:52:55 <nate> L O V E
22:55:38 <sharni> Night guys
22:55:54 Part: sharni ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
22:58:57 <nate> carnivore wont you come digest me
23:04:17 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqeW9_5kURI&list=PLvFYFNbi-IBFeP5ALr50hoOmKiYRMvzUq
23:04:21 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Major Lazer & DJ Snake - Lean On (feat. MØ) (Official Music Video) (Mar 22, 2015) Length: 2:59 - Category: Music - 874,801,480 views - 3,528,763 likes (96.4%), 130,733 dislikes (3.6%)
23:04:53 Mode: (by bios) +ooo BlackDevil Exo SoupNazi
23:06:30 Join: illipene ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:07:27 <steven_> Raul~
23:07:41 <steven_> richard
23:08:28 <steven_> how old was katlyn?
23:09:10 <richard> steven 16 years old
23:10:25 <steven_> you like that?
23:10:27 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G_YIEsdPzE
23:10:31 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sia - Alive (Maya Jane Coles Remix) [Audio] (Dec 8, 2015) Length: 0 - Category: Music - 3,969 views - 418 likes (94.8%), 23 dislikes (5.2%)
23:10:44 <steven_> hi
23:10:52 <richard> no
23:10:58 <steven_> oh ok
23:11:09 <steven_> why did you ask how old my son was young richard
23:12:26 <Mx_Trump> how old are you richard?
23:12:53 <richard> 98 :(
23:13:23 <steven_> so what did you have to say to young katlyn
23:13:33 <amelia> is ricardo another ped
23:13:51 <amelia> ricardo go sit with skidmark in the pedo corner
23:14:25 Quit: skidmark ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
23:16:35 <richard> hey steven look
23:16:40 <richard> <@thestig> slinky_j u said steven wanked off his kid u sicko
23:19:30 <steven_> cooooooooool
23:19:46 <richard> steven_ is that true?
23:20:02 <richard> did you do that steven_
23:20:07 <steven_> ask slinky_J he said it
23:20:17 <richard> steven_ but he said you told him
23:20:18 <steven_> ask him how he knows
23:20:20 <steven_> then you decide
23:20:33 <steven_> oh then it must be true
23:20:35 <richard> steven_ how old is your son?
23:20:45 <steven_> richard whats your phone number
23:20:48 <steven_> i'll ring you and tell you
23:20:54 <richard> 0402 320 652
23:21:00 <richard> when will you call?
23:21:03 <steven_> 5 minutes
23:21:13 <richard> you can tell me here too
23:21:18 <steven_> na you can tell them
23:21:39 <richard> I won't tell them
23:21:40 <steven_> where are you from richard?
23:21:49 <richard> melb
23:21:59 <steven_> do you like your internet provider?
23:22:06 <richard> yeah it's good why
23:22:17 <steven_> because static ip's really suck dick
23:22:28 <richard> I don'
23:22:32 <richard> I don't know
23:22:34 <SpunkyGay> right tisket
23:22:35 <SpunkyGay> you cunt
23:22:41 <SpunkyGay> gonna fucking smash ya dickhead
23:22:57 <SpunkyGay> richard you pedo fuckstick i hate you
23:23:06 <richard> haha
23:23:12 <richard> cum here SpunkyGay
23:23:14 <SpunkyGay> jump in front of a train
23:24:28 <richard> have a nice night guys
23:25:08 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3b63Y8zIYE
23:25:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: What A Beautiful Chocolate Man. (Jul 28, 2013) Length: 0:06 - Category: Comedy - 5,359 views - likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:25:30 <richard> haha what a song 'what a beautiful chocolate man'
23:26:01 <steven_> ill call ya tommorow
23:26:03 <steven_> im going to bed
23:26:06 <steven_> cbf tonight
23:26:07 <slinky_J> fucking bullshit
23:26:12 <slinky_J> shower on full cold
23:26:14 <slinky_J> not even cold
23:26:15 <richard> me too cya steven_
23:26:31 <steven_> night cuntzzzzzz
23:26:32 <slinky_J> y isnt there a cooling system to obviously cool the water during summer
23:26:36 <slinky_J> nite my lover
23:26:51 <slinky_J> dont let the nate bugs bite!
23:27:04 <slinky_J> nate-bugs so cute <3
23:27:15 Quit: richard ([email protected]) Quit:
23:28:39 Join: Picard ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:28:44 <Picard> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:28:51 <SpunkyGay> pigtard pinky dinky
23:28:57 <Picard> faggot
23:29:41 <slinky_J> man
23:29:50 <slinky_J> everyone using my picard dick jokes
23:30:03 <Picard> wanker
23:30:03 <slinky_J> oi you fat fuck
23:30:08 <steven_> ahahahaha
23:30:09 <slinky_J> you know that seal on fb
23:30:11 <slinky_J> the smiling one
23:30:14 <slinky_J> you look like it
23:30:14 <Picard> what, u drug fucked moron
23:30:18 <slinky_J> need a pic of you
23:30:19 <slinky_J> yea yea
23:30:24 <slinky_J> pullin ur head in like a turtle
23:30:25 Part: Picard ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
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23:30:30 <Picard> ooops
23:30:32 <slinky_J> thanks
23:30:34 <slinky_J> anyway
23:30:41 <Picard> amelia why u in a channel called Gym?
23:30:43 <slinky_J> so i can mash it with that fat dumb seal
23:30:50 <slinky_J> because she's a faggot
23:30:50 <Picard> you should be in a real gym u fat slut
23:30:57 <slinky_J> picard is back!
23:31:03 <slinky_J> woop wooooo wooo wooo awooo woop
23:31:34 <slinky_J> hey ur good friend thestig is here say hello to ur good friend thestig.
23:31:48 Join: goldspade ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:32:24 <Picard> he is a low dog rat
23:32:30 <steven_> ratdog
23:32:35 <slinky_J> lmao
23:32:38 <Picard> turns on you like a fucking rabbit dog
23:32:40 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
23:32:43 <slinky_J> no shit
23:32:50 <slinky_J> i said that today to him but he wouldnt listen
23:33:03 <goldspade> what happend to pullcock is he still around
23:33:09 <steven_> looooooooooooooool
23:33:14 <slinky_J> Escorts: Four Corners. The hidden world of transgener sex workers.
23:33:19 <steven_> sfx = pullcock
23:33:20 <slinky_J> ahuhuhu
23:33:24 <slinky_J> free comedy
23:34:20 <nate> look its Picard!!
23:34:44 <steven_> he has been hitting the #gym !
23:35:07 <Picard> nate
23:39:51 <Picard> slinky_J have u fucked a tranny?
23:40:02 <Picard> this week? :P
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23:43:10 Part: Picard ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
23:43:21 <steven_> haha
23:43:22 <slinky_J> ahahahahaha
23:43:24 <slinky_J> damn
23:43:27 <slinky_J> would have said yes
23:43:29 <slinky_J> now i say no.
23:43:30 <slinky_J> lol
23:43:50 <slinky_J> so friggen warm was standing with the freezer door open bro
23:44:49 <nate> nipples out
23:45:05 <nate> sucking a lemon
23:51:52 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irbdNHgFasc
23:51:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Adele - Hello (Andie Case Cover) (Nov 11, 2015) Length: 4:51 - Category: Music - 822,503 views - likes (96.8%), 648 dislikes (3.2%)
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